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Sunday, August 31, 2014

As far as I know, I believe I coined the word. At least I had never heard it used before and I have used it often since I first thought of it.

My wife doesn't appreciate it but I think it the perfect word when it is used appropriately. Here's my definition:

Happycrap - noun

-the warm, fuzzy, touchy-feelykind of emotional chatter used by politically or theologically liberal people to manipulate non-thinking people into believing, accepting, and feeling good about their baseless and nonsensical ideologies in the absence of substantial evidence or truth.The short video below is a perfect example of how "HAPPYCRAP" can be employed by clevercharismatic church leaders, with pretty faces and gleaming white teeth, as they entice thousands of mindless minions with a false sense of security down the wide road to Hell.

Bill Cosby recognizes "happycrap" when he hears it. Who knew Billhad the spiritual gift of discernment?

Sunday, August 24, 2014

I have a distant cousin who has never been very successful
in marriage.A few years ago, he
was complaining to me about his third wife.As he ranted on about all of her deficiencies and character flaws, it
occurred to me that his complaints about her were amazingly similar to ones he
had rehearsed to me on many occasions about his first and second wives.He is no longer married to her.These days he is complaining about his
fourth wife.

That reminds me of this humorous fable I heard when I was a
young boy:

One afternoon an old man decided to
take a nap on the sofa.While he
was asleep, his two mischievous grandsons rubbed some Limburger cheese in his
moustache.

When he woke up he smelled the foul
odor.“This room stinks!” he
thought and he went into the kitchen.He sniffed around the kitchen and said, “The kitchen stinks too!”

No matter where he went in the
house, the odor was there so he went outside to get some fresh air.When he drew in a great big breath he
was shocked to find that he could not escape the rank smell.“The whole world stinks!” he concluded
when all the time, the problem was right under his nose.

Bert thought those four women were great when he married
them but, before long, he discovered their faults and each one turned out to be
a big disappointment.I suggested to him, that maybe his
problem wasn’t with his four wives; maybe the problem was him. That was the last time he ever spoke to me and I haven't seen him in over 30 years. I guess the truth hurts.

“There are persons who always find a hair in their plate
of soup for the simple reason that, when they sit down before it, they shake
their heads until one falls in.”

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

It’s not that I love sick, disgusting, gory graphics. I don’t. But I resent the fact that our liberal, government-controlled media sources select, edit, sanitize, and spin what they deem to be politically correct doses of sound bites and info-bits to shape our thinking and conform us to their anti-American and godless ideologies.

I want the truth. If my neighbor is an unstable, psychopathic serial killer, I want to know so that I can be alert and careful. I was disappointed a few years ago when Nick Berg and others were beheaded; YouTube, Fox News, and everyone else spared us the graphics. Michael Savage was the only one who posted the actual videos but they were pulled off after a few months. While it was up, I watched it a couple times. And both times it made me sick but I saw the face of evil and I know what it is capable doing.

We have become a nation of wusses, weaklings, and sissies who can’t handle glimpses of reality. How are we supposed to recognize evil, identify it, and defend ourselves from it when our government and media lie to us? We are purposefully deprived of the information we need to be vigilant. They tell us that our enemies are our friends; they tell us that Islam is a religion of peace and Christianity is a threat to our culture. They tell us that Israel is evil and their enemies are humanitarian freedom fighters.

I just want the truth. I want everyone to have access to information so that we can see it and learn from it. This country has some serious enemies and many of them are inside our borders. And regardless of what our first Muslim president says, their threats are real; they hate America. They hate our culture, our religion, our values, and our freedoms and they want us destroyed.

And that is why I am posting this video while it can still be seen.
Watch if you will or bury your head in the sand and go smell some roses. The choice is yours but know this; truth can be found. You won’t find it on ABC, NBC, or CBS. Truth is not always pretty but it is always true.

Sunday, August 10, 2014

I know that a very large percentage of people who read my blog will find the graphics and content of this post offensive so either close it now or man-up and read and observe at your own risk.

There is something horrible being practiced in our world today by extremist, terrorist practitioners of "the religion of peace" and is being largely ignored by the mainstream media and the illegitimate "Muslim-In-Chief" occupant of the White House.

Hundreds of children are being beheaded. That's right-beheaded (that means their heads are being cut off while they are still alive).

But the torture and murder of hundreds of children pales in comparison to the 50 million or more children that have been tortured and killed in our American abortion clinics.

If you are offended and repulsed by this picture

or this,

and you think this one is acceptable

or if you are not bothered by this,

then you're conflicted, hypocritical, and you lack any kind of a right and reliable moral compass. Quite frankly, I really have a hard time discerning the difference.

I'm just saying that we have no right to be outraged at the actions of barbaric Muslims while we practice our own brand of "sanitized" child torture for the sake of our personal convenience and comfort.

AND DON'T BOTHER COMMENTING IF YOU INTEND TO CHEW ME OUT FOR MY OUTRAGEOUS POST.123

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And the Lord God said, “It is not good that man should be alone; I will make him a helper comparable to him.”

And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall on Adam, and he slept; and He took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh in its place. 22 Then the rib which the Lord God had taken from man He made into a woman, and He brought her to the man.

And Adam said:

“This is now bone of my bonesAnd flesh of my flesh;She shall be called Woman,Because she was taken out of Man.”

Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.

Genesis 2:18, 21, 23-24

Jesus said, “Haven’t you read that at the beginning the Creator ‘made them male and female,’ and said, ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh’? So they are no longer two, but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate.”

Matthew 19:4-6

Marriage was created and defined by God and confirmed by Jesus. End of Argument.

"I am quite certain that, if God had not chosen me, I should never have chosen Him; and I am sure He chose me before I was born, or else He never would have chosen me afterwards; and He must have elected me for reasons unknown to me, for I never could find any reason in myself why He should have looked upon me with special love."

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