Pop folk art of Texas music icon, Willie Nelson. Willie always says that you should have two jokes in your back pocket.
Here's one to get you started; Some bacon and an egg walk into a bar. Bartender says, "we don't serve breakfast."

Sport this club t-shirt to show that you made it around the world in a flash! ...except no one probably actually saw you do it because you were just so dang quick! At least you can say you ran alongside the fastest man alive!

"A boy has the right to dream
There are endless possibilities stretched out before him.
What awaits him down the path,
he will then have to choose.
The boy doesn’t always know.
At some point the boy becomes an adult
and learns what he is able to become
Joy and sadness forever will accompany this
He is confronted with a choice.
When this happens as he bids his past farewell in his heart
Once a boy becomes an adult he can no longer go back to being a boy
The boy is now a man.
Only one thing can be said,
“A boy has the right to dream”
For those endless possibilities are stretched out before him.
We must always remember, all men where once boys"

Bee and PuppyCat is an American animated web series created and written by Natasha Allegri for Cartoon Hangover; it’s about Bee (an unemployed woman in her twenties) and her strange, cat-dog hybrid, Puppycat.
This design was inspired by the Bee and Puppycat series and it’s designers/illustrators. The idea is mine and was digitally created by me, but the character design and style belongs to Cartoon Hangover.