Couple from “The Hills” Engaged

…thus setting the wheels in motion for their future messy divorce. I kid! Congrats to these two kids, who I’m sure aren’t way too young and immature to make a relationship like this work. I mean, they’re both reality stars and she’s just recently had her boobs done–how many more indications of their emotional maturity do I really need to see to get that this is probably a GREAT idea? Usmagazine.com reports:

Spencer Pratt, 23, popped the question to Heidi Montag, 20, Tuesday night at the Bacara Resort & Spa in Santa Barbara, says a source who adds: “She said ‘yes.’ She’s over the moon!”

They should go ahead and get massive matching tattoos because this a union that will most assuredly last until the whole “death do us part” thing. Yay! Ooh, I smell a new reality show!

Is “over the moon” at the top of the list of terms to describe happiness for retarded publicists and “close friends” of celebrities (and I use the word *celebrity* extremely loosely in this case)? God, it’s annoying! Oooooh, I’m just so over the moon about this delicious lasagna! Please.