I should mention that this trade offer is via pm 8 years ago and while I admit that it's bad form to share the details of a private message, I'm not sharing the fact that he's from fucking Nouveau Brunswick.

Obviously, Horton is a vegetable so I'm going to make the deal unless Kovalev was on that plane.

Yahoo locked me out, can the commish just put the trade through? I like Horton's chances of returning from being a végetablè but Kovalev looks like that fellow from Queer Eye and I think that adding him to the team is an important step in diversification. My team has only one visible minority (a sedin, not sure which one) and now that it's 2017, it's important to get guys who wear turtlenecks and wops like Bertuzzi on the roster.

Also looking for PIMs, so definitely interested in whoever has Bertuzzi because attempted murder is big for roto. Is this roto, I'm locked out. No vetoes, let the trades roll.