Archive for February, 2008

While The Academy Awards was boring and few of the chicks dressed hot, Corey and Joel return to recap the show and figure out who won last week’s Oscars pool. While the chick’s didn’t look great, Joel thinks that might be because at least one high-profile star is a lesbian, and he’s got sources to back it up – or shady sources, if you believe Corey. Find out how Regis sucked the life out of the pre-show, why Barbara Walters is as out-of-touch as Regis, and believe it or not, George Clooney has a hot girlfriend. Also, Travolta looks weird, Jennifer Hudson has won her last Oscar, and the old guy who got lifetime achievement is still talking. Finally, the Oscar pool winner is declared (sorta), a candy update from a few weeks ago, and Steven Spielberg gets really good tail. Right click here to download – 78 minutes, 36 megs

It’s Oscar time, and being movie fans the guys decided to make some Oscar predictions. To do this they’ve enlisted Corey’s friend – movie aficionado, eBay model and style blogger, Katie Jean, to help out. Katie’s not just a pretty face, she’s actually seen most of the nominated films. She’s particularly fond of La Vie En Rose (never heard of it either) and that’s hardcore. Hear all the picks and predictions provided the guys can decide what order to do them in – a particularly loud and nearly violent process. Plus, Big Brother’s undercover gay, Gene Simmons has a boring sex tape, and everything you always wanted to know about Lindsay Lohan’s nipples but were afraid to ask. Right click here to download – 80 minutes, 37 megsKatie Jean lets the fur fly after the show

Corey didn’t see it, but Joel starts off the show with his Grammy review. It’s hard to enjoy the Grammys when the music is just so awful. Like who? Like Carrie Underwood, Josh Groban, Kanye West, Herbie Hancock and pretty much everyone else. Taylor Swift stinks, but at least she’ hot. Not hot – Aretha Franklin’s fat arm. Gross. Also, Corey gets a special holiday gift, great moments in racism, February movies suck and which musical legend is ready for the Death Pool? Right click here to download – 77 minutes, 36 megsCorey works on his Redd Foxx look. It’s getting there.

What to do? It was a very good hour+ of show and a retarded, hard-headed obnoxious, political debate at the end. So yeah, follow the title and turn it off, you won’t miss much. Actually there’s no politcal talk at all in the beginning, as the guys review the Super Bowl. And the Super Bowl commercials and why can’t Carlos Mencia just die? But Joel really loved the Puppy Bowl. Even cold-hearted Corey warms to it and found a favorite pup. But what of the other counter programming? Seal on Ice?!? You gotta be kidding. Also, dead, dumb Heath Ledger, French candy reviewed, and sixth-graders perform M*A*S*H. The longest, single show ever, and hardly the best. Right click here to download – 96 minutes, 45 megs