Down To Steal: When you really want something at a store and you dont want anyone one to know what your about to do.
You can also use it as a funny way to say how much you want something even though you wont steal it.

the smallest, worst school on earth. its old, stinky and rundown. but worst of all is the administration. half of them walk around slouched over with their rump sagging out of their pants and the other half walk around like a 9 ft pole is shoved up their ass. They pick on and screm at anyone who dares voice an opinion or anyone who is controversial. the whole school is overrun with farmers and republicans.