Uninhibited electro-sex rocker Peaches was initially denied a license to perform her personal interpretation of "Jesus Christ Superstar," because Andrew Lloyd Webber's production company was worried about her phallic crucifixes and other sex-stuff. But everything worked out in the end.

Last night's Real Housewives reunion was boring. No matter how hard host Andy Cohen tried, the ladies would not get into it with each other beyond a few eye-rolls. Previews of part 2 of the reunion after the jump.

Last night's finale seemed anticlimactic (despite Michael Lohan's cameo). However, you've gotta love a story that starts with, "Here's the deal: I was inside Bow Wow's mom boutique…" and ends with fisticuffs over "Tardy for the Party."

On last night's episode, Kim showed off a giant ring at her birthday party, and claimed that Big Poppa (Lee Najjar) had proposed, despite the fact that his home and family (including his wife) were recently featured on Teen Cribs.

The RHOA cast was on Ellen today, and only one question was asked before the interview spiraled into a bitch-out between Kim and Sheree. Allegations of prostitution, check bouncing, and wig-tampering were thrown around before Ellen had to step in.

Last night, Kim hired a new nanny, and explained the essentials of the job ("helmets, answering the phone"). She wants "the cream of the crop" to watch her children, whom she keeps on a strict diet of fast food.

On last night's episode, Kim and her nanny were shown helping her 7-year-old daughter with her homework, and Kim was unable to identify the verb in the following sentence: "Every day we went sightseeing." (She thought it was "sightseeing.")

On last night's episode, Kim, NeNe, and Sheree met up to confront each other about their collective shit talking, specifically about who was the source of internet rumors that they're all broke. Confession: We're the source!

The Real Housewives Of Atlanta came back last night with the franchise's first truly classy-seeming housewife, but Sheree stole her thunder with her pathological narcissism and an over-the-top tantrum.

We have some preview clips of season two of RHOA! First up, Sheree plans another elaborate party for herself (for which she hired a poet to write verses about her) and she gets fresh with her party planner.

NeNe was on The Wendy Williams Show this morning, where the two (drunkenly?) talked about the RHOA (premiering July 30). Candid as ever, NeNe talked trash on most of her castmates, and insisted they are not her friends.