Royal Wedding Tat Watch: The Official Tea Towel

ROYAL Wedding Tat Watch: Introducing the tankard and tea towel. Is a china tea tankard the next big thing in tea? At £35 a pop it’s a statement. The tea towel is £7.95. Again, that’s not too cheap for a towel that mops up spilled tea.

But we are assured that when the William and Katherine brand is developed, the brochure will feature Prince Edward sporting on as a rakish neckerchief and Prince Charles flying one from the aerial of his Aston Martin. And everyone will want one…