After parking his 2017 Kia Optima in the lot at work, Steve puts on his headphones and psychs himself up to the tune of Chancellor Warhol's "Elvis." He ignores his coworker's morning greeting, swaggers through the lobby and pushes open the meeting room doors, proclaiming "Let's do this." Still pumped up, the suited man walks past his fellow meeting attendees, hands outstretched for encouraging slaps and even hits his coworker's butt likes he's a basketball teammate. When the presumptive meeting organizer discourages him from doing the same thing to him, the man realizes that, though driving the official car of the NBA may make him feel bigger than life, it doesn't make him an actual NBA player.