It's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough, sinewy men roam the Valleys, terrorizing people with their close-harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the place names. Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick. You'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.

PizzaJedi81:It's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough, sinewy men roam the Valleys, terrorizing people with their close-harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the place names. Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick. You'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.

Broadcast on all frequencies and in all know languages, including Welsh.

A young American is backpacking around the UK, and he hears to larger women speaking in a pub in an accent he doesn't recognise. He asks them "Are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snidely replies "It's Wales, you idiot." Guy says "Fine, are you two whales from Ireland?"

Now that they've taken care of that, have they figured out if the metope is between the triglyphs in the frieze section of the entablature, and the abacus is between the architrave and the aechinus in the capital of classical Greek Doric temples?