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and pesto be upon you, oh new converts. May you be touched (either appropriately or inappropriately dependant upon your preference) by His Noodly Appendage, and may you forever be in sauce with Him. RAmen.

Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!

"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed

I'm a pastafarian for about a year, but never got until the forum until now.

I'm in search of some ethical guidance in these unruly times:Is it ok to serve overly cooked spaghetti at a non-believer and a mocker? Or can I top her bolognese with bad parmesan and would that be considered as biological warfare?

I'm not talking 'bout Jihad or a bolognese throwing Intifada (should be fun, though), but just this one mocker and non-believer that happens to be my x-wife. Btw, she is living proof of unintelligent design, . She was great when I first met her, but unfortunately she evolved into a really stupid cow.

You can be de-baptised with a specially consecrated hairdryer, to dry up the holy water, and then you're good. Bless your hairdryer with a pack of spaghetti by saying "YAAARRRGGGHHH!!!" and waving the pasta about in a meaningful manner, then dry the holy water off your forehead. Job's a good 'un.

The de-programming all the RC stuff might take a little longer, and may prove a little more problematic. Speaking as the spouse of a former bead-twirler, guilt about no longer being RC is a problem. The beer volcano helps.

Anyway, dive in! Ban a few people, tell some lies, take part in the epic role-playing game, you can even check out the serious stuff if you like.

Enjoy!

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)

àLaCapri wrote:Btw, she is living proof of unintelligent design, . She was great when I first met her, but unfortunately she evolved into a really stupid cow.

We are accepting of all... believers, non-believers and stupid cows alike. There is a place in heaven, beer and strippers for everyone... though His Noodliness has a fine sense of humour so if she is as bad as you think he may make her a stripper no one wants to see.

Welcome all new recruits. Make the place in your own image for TFSM loves you even if you only pay homage when boiling your pasta.

I'm a pastafarian for about a year, but never got until the forum until now.

I'm in search of some ethical guidance in these unruly times:Is it ok to serve overly cooked spaghetti at a non-believer and a mocker? Or can I top her bolognese with bad parmesan and would that be considered as biological warfare?

I'm not talking 'bout Jihad or a bolognese throwing Intifada (should be fun, though), but just this one mocker and non-believer that happens to be my x-wife. Btw, she is living proof of unintelligent design, . She was great when I first met her, but unfortunately she evolved into a really stupid cow.

I'm reading a lot about FSM, and really enjoy the idea behind it.As a mix of atheist/agnostic (dont belief, but if there is something I don't care) I feel well with your church and will probably convert. Just want to talk to you guys, to see if it's really what i should do.

Greetings to the admins, which have to moderate this. Thanks for your work here.

Greetings all and a starchy pappardelle to all.I have been aware of the COFSM for a few years and have finally committed to commit. Perhaps better would have been, Flying Spaghetti Monster's little monkey, but I think we all get the drift.Ramen and pasta out

Greetings from Quebec!I was inspired by my hero Niko Alm to have my picture taken on my driver's license taken while wearing pastafarian headgear. As it was for a motorcycle exam I could not wear a colander so I wore a dish rag with the MSF ichtus drawn on it.I'll let you know when it arrives.

I've known about the FSM for some years, now, but had a weird question come to mind a little while ago. This seems to be the obvious site to ask it, so on we go with the process of getting posting approval in the "regular" sections of the forum.

By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it. The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.