Seen here about to learn the hard way that kitty kisses are only for people who like the taste of cat ass, Data spends a tender moment with his cat Spot. And this is rap about Spot set to Dr. Dre's 'Next Episode', as edited by Dan Bull from a poem Data recites in the season six Next Generation episode, 'Schisms'. I was so inspired I just wrote one about my dog Chloe, set to Dre's 'Forgot About Dre '.

â™« Hey Chlo-e, still the same ol' d

with no pedigree
hated on by most of these purebreeds
with no treats, no love, no fetch, no collar and no squeaks
no walks, no park and a bunch of fleas
mad at you cause
you can finally afford to lay around & sleep â™«

Hit the jump for the video and a picture of Chloe cause she's always wanted to be internet famous. I'll get around to recording her version eventually.