Lady GaGa Looks About Right

First, they dressed James Franco in drag. Now Candy Magazine is saluting Lady GaGa by hiring a male impersonator to pee standing up on account of all the secret penis talk. Of course, she’ll probably love it, but at this rate, I can’t wait for their Mel Gibson tribute where they paint a picture of him spraying a pack of black people in the face with the Holocaust. — I just aroused him, didn’t I? To the shelters! *puts on helmet*

NOTE: Added pics of Lady GaGa with Anderson Cooper in London because somehow that seemed appropriate. I can’t quite put my finger on it…

Where did the Lady Gaga penis thing come from anyway? She spends most of her time in underwear, both in public and while performing, it’s pretty obvious she’s a woman. People do know what a penis looks like, right?