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Procrastinators go to hell, but not right away

Contact Nancy
Lebovitz to discuss anything you want; she's
friendly. This includes discussing the site, of course.
Or contact Joshua
Kronengold, who did most of the [perl] CGI and HTML
work on the site if you want to discuss similar work [He's not at
all cheap, but is good and fast].