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Thursday, August 23, 2012

THE PURPLE PILL ANALYSIS

IN YOUR BLUE DREAMS

Temecula, CA – Several days ago in a LLWAP story, I dropped
a purple pill consisting of a gel cap filled with cannabis extract. Though I have
eaten pot edibles before, with varying degrees of getting baked from them, kind
of a crap shoot as they say, this was the first time ingesting a pill
containing liquid pot. In a way I wish my cousin Abby was still alive for we
had several great debates over pot (ingestion) and Genesis 1:29-30. The demagoguery
against cannabis is the devil’s second greatest trick [see Memoirs of Mr. Pete & Mary Jane Green, available soon on
Amazon].

Awakening and with no breakfast, I swallowed one of the
purple pills I had been given from Ryan at 7:45 AM. The following is my report
and conclusions.

7:45 – dropped 1 pill. No aftertaste.

7:55 – thought maybe that I could
feel a slight sensation.

8:15 – definitely feeling something

8:30 – internally baked :),
no equilibrium problems but feel stoned from the inside out, a clear-cut dome
stone. No stomach reactions and morning dump ruled as routine, not a reaction
from the pill. I must also say as a matter of common sense that no pot was
smoked before this experiment was started.

8:40 – general zoning out, stomach
growling for breakfast.

9:04 – lost track of time, a time hiccup, but side project
research going well. No drowsiness or laziness experienced. Concentration improved
similar to smoking old school ‘red bud’ Columbian. Since this is a solitary
experiment and not done with any enhancements, no social interaction or
amusement data was collected. ‘Gotta save something for the sequel, Rocky.’ Also
retaining information so no short term memory loss and experiencing insight.

9:12 – thinking of smoking a bong rip but decided to do something
else. Just a bit restless in my endeavors. Stone is more intense rather than
all cerebral as with smoking and not like a vapor bake either. Nice plateau. Hunger
comes and goes like a cloud across the sky.

10:00 – eating; food is sooo good; yummy! No ‘impaired’
movement in fixing breakfast, no spacing. Not the usual munchies hunger but a
deep thoroughly enjoyment of the meal. Still baked like the Pillsbury dough
boy.

10:33 – still buzzed. Did not get drowsy after the meal as I
normally do. Buzz is upper, not a downer. Aches and pains are gone and no ‘cotton
mouth’ experienced at any time. With food and duration of cannabis in system, a
very mellow backside of the ingested Mary Jane is exposed. If I were playing
music, this is the time I would put on jazz, and smile. Also the desirability of
having a ‘lab partner’ to share this experiment with is noted.

11:07 – settling in for nap but changed mind when I remembered
tea steeping in the kitchen. Tired of researching and now am starting to watch movie
(My Cousin Vinny) to relax.

At the turn of the century, two centuries ago, marijuana was
ingested as an edible rather than smoked like a cigarette or inhaled like
incense. The overall experience of dropping a purple pill of reported Blue
Dream extract [DBS Boy source] is seen as a welcome alternative to getting
stoned. The use of cannabis in this fashion would be a ‘miracle drug’ for the
infirmed, the downhearted, and the bored, in short, this purple pill should
replace the med cup for most seniors in Seniorville.

For people who are not in a retirement village, one of these
pills could replace the much touted ‘5-hour energy drink’ with no side effects.
Productivity and focus are improved without the spaciness or zoning off. The usual
cotton mouth and sweet cravings (munchies) side effects from smoking pot did
not occur. The duration of being baked but not overdone was excellent, in my
opinion. Also there was no coughing or expectorant aspects noted.

The use of a non-cultural delivery system, a pill, is not
expected to overtake the widely used combustion of cannabis through various
methods such as joints, pipes, bongs, anytime soon as we seem to be programmed for
hand-to-mouth smoking.