Your Conservative Breed:

You are a
Flag-waving Everyman, also known as a patriot.
You believe in championing liberty over tyranny, apple pie
over sushi, and that God gave us a two-day weekend so we
could enjoy football and NASCAR.

You are a
Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal
conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax
cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from
pickpocketing liberal socialists.

You are an Anti-government Gunslinger, also
known as a libertarian conservative or Tea Partier. You
believe in smaller government, states’ rights, gun rights,
and that, as Reagan once said, “The nine most terrifying
words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government
and I’m here to help.’”

You are a Faith-based Fighter, also known as
a religious conservative. You believe in Judeo-Christian
values, restoring God’s rightful place in the public square,
and in showing all the unwashed and unsaved liberal sinners
the path to salvation, or at least to the GOP.

You are a Values Guardian, also known as a
cultural conservative. You believe in protecting the
American way of life and fighting a culture war against
permissive liberals and the lapdogs in the lamestream media
who are out to destroy decent, moral Americans like Sarah
Palin and Michele Bachmann for daring to defend traditional
values.

You are a
Freedom Crusader, also known as a
neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to
the enemy, whether it’s terrorists abroad or the liberal
terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.

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