Two DEA Agents Ran A Strip Club Where Patrons Could Bang Illegal Immigrant Strippers

How about that headline, huh? Crazy fucking story coming out of New York. Two DEA agents, David Polos and Glen Glover, were running a strip club in which their customers could bang illegal immigrant strippers from Brazil and Russia for a little extra fee.

Two high-level Manhattan DEA agents secretly owned a low-rent strip club in South Hackensack, NJ that employed illegal immigrants from Brazil and Russia as dancers, the feds say in a new criminal complaint.

The dive, called the Twins Plus Go-Go Lounge, has repeatedly been cited by state regulators for lewdness because the dancers over-exposed themselves — and also took money for sex in the private lap dance rooms, the complaint says.

The club would also feature $1 domestic beers and a free buffet. Now that is some grade A customer service. Sometimes you have to go just a bit overboard to please your guests, both financially and physically. Little baffled at what constitutes “over-exposure” for a strip club. Isn’t it their job to expose themselves?

The two agents also claimed on their government paperwork that they did not have any outside employment​. They would also spend their time during DEA shifts monitoring the joint from their phones. You gotta respect their “don’t give a shit” attitude.

The two guys only pocketed $600K between May 2011 and August 2014. I’m not well-versed on strip club financials, so I don’t know how successful that makes it. Either way, tip of my cap to these guys for creating a customer friendly environment​..