C'mon, subby. Don't you know the fat, neck bearded losers on fark only date blunt kneed supermodels? She is WAY below their standards. Which are likely based on their moms, which is weird but hey, what ever floats you boat, fatties.

I wanted to come in here and make a joke about flagpole sitting and brewing moonshine in the bathtub during prohibition with Jacky Underoos in TFA up there but I figure if I actually make it to 62, I'll probably look like a bar of melted white chocolate. So, I don't think I really have any room to criticize. Yeah, I'd throw her a bone.

Nope. And I'm 52+.So is my gal, and she is so very much prettier than that pic.And no gray hair.And has nice bewbies.And doesn't have that 'hard' look, for lack of a better term, that seems to be what so many models have.Why do so many models put themselves together in a way that kills any semblance of 'warm and soft and womanly'.