13 Easy Jobs For English Montrealers You Can Get Hired For Today On Craigslist

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If you're an anglophone living in Quebec, you know finding a job isn't easy. But that doesn't mean it's impossible, you just have to look harder. Well it's Friday and you're probably feeling kind of lazy, so your good friends at MtlBlog decided to patrol this week's job postings and here are the best ones we could find.

1. Write articles about weed for TV and Radio

This company called thcnetwork.co wants you to create content for them. Finally you have an outlet for all that useless weed knowledge you've accumulated over the years.

2. English-Language Romance Fiction Writers

An online publisher is seeking fiction writers for only romance-genre short stories and novels. So if you read 50 shades of grey and thought to yourself: " Shyyyit, I could write one of these." Well now's your chance to prove your worth.

3. Get paid to take selfies

4. Get paid to wrestle in scripted bouts

Okay you know you wanna do this one, and the best part is you don't even have to do it naked. That's right this generous company will let you wrestle with your clothes on. So break out your speedo and start thinking about what theme song you'll be walking out to.

5. Masseuse for Couple

Being a masseuse sucks but at least here you can get 2 clients at once so your work day will end sooner and you can spend the rest of it sitting in the shower while repeating "still not clean ... still not clean."

9. Review Music For Cash

10. Get your head shaved for money

The problem with this ad is that we're not sure why he wants to shave your head. It's not for a movie or a skit or a picture. So if you do answer this ad make sure a buddy knows where you are just in case you never come back.

12. Part-time snow removal

13. Models needed for artistic bodyscaping project

Bodyscaping has nothing to do with manscaping, which is just a nicer way of trimming your pubes. Bodyscapping is basically just taking pictures from weird angles to make your body look like a landscape.