Tag: comedy

Since the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us, we ladies must re-evaluate what to look for in a Mr. Right. You want to be partnered with the best man possible when zombies attack. According to a 2009 University of Ottawa analysis, an outbreak of even slow zombies like those staggering around in Night of the Living Dead … Read More ›

Why let a good disaster go to waste? NY City resident Nana Gouvea took full advantage of Hurricane Sandy’s wreckage by sexily posing amidst downed trees, destroyed cars, and wrecked buildings. Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking how could she do this when people have died in this hurricane; people have lost everything they… Read More ›

The CDC wants you to be prepared for the upcoming zombie apocalypse, which is almost upon us. Their explanation for using zombies is to “spice up our general preparedness message.” (Because tornadoes and earthquakes aren’t sexy. Zombies are.) Once the zombies have arrived in your area, what should you do? Forget that useless CDC emergency kit you… Read More ›

I’m a huge fan of the Alien franchise, but Prometheus sucks. The film opens with amazing special effects as we watch a humanoid male dissolve himself in the waters of Earth to seed all the life here with his DNA. It goes downhill from there. The story is about a motley crew of idiots… Read More ›

Men’s Health magazine is chock-full of tips on how to seduce a woman, give her a better orgasm, etc. While some of their advice is okay, some of it is the wackiest, worst advice for men I’ve ever read. Here’s an example: “If you’re out in public but want to make your intentions clear, slowly and… Read More ›

Remember the post I did about Tommy Lee, and why women are hot for him? See it here. I explained how “nice guys” are often socially clueless dorks, and that’s why women aren’t into them. This story illustrates my point: When I was in college, there was this geek who made awkward attempts to date me…. Read More ›

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