For the last week, both parties have been telling you about the terrible, terrible things that will happen if the other party wins. In the spirit of our short-term electoral thinking, here are apocalyptic scenarios for your game.

Ducks develop hyper-intelligence, take over world.

Jesus returns. And this time, he's pissed.

Dinosaurs return, and they're even more pissed than Jesus.

Jesus returns with an army of pissed-off dinosaurs.

Pole Shift

Mad scientists actually manages to take over the world.

Zombies!

Alien innvasion

Great flood

Nuclear winter

Society collapses

Monsters from another dimension invade earth

Apes rise

Armies from hollow worth take over the surface world

A super-wizard from beyond the stars enslaves earth

Earth's most powerful super-heroes realize that serving mankind is stupid; set themselves up as evil overlords

Space and time collapse

Earth to be demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass; plans are on file