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Fat Tyra decided to kiss Bow Wow on BET, that’s the NON-White Television that is primarily watched by suburban white kids Television.

Apparently, this was a “Remix” as the urban folk say, or like Tyra would say, because despite her skin color, she’s whiter than the cocaine I railed last night, only because the cocaine I do is usually cut with piss.

Meaning, 3 years ago, she kissed him on her show, because she’s a fucking pervert child molester, cradle robber, that no one wants to charge, because Bow Wow isn’t actually a child, like his name would suggest, but rather a grown ass man, making out with models on TV in the tail end of their careers…

Some of you may like this, cuz you used to jerk off to Tyra, but I have a feeling the majority of you are racist hicks, and find this offensive…

I forgot Tyra Banks existed….I guess her show got cancelled cuz there have been no overly honest awkward video clips of her for a long time…..and I guess she’s old and American media don’t really care about her now that she’s not actively walking runways in lingerie or on Fresh Prince of Bel Air….but South Africa has stepped up, and either pulled some archival footage of her, or photoshopped her nicely…reminding me why she mattered so many years ago….it was cuz of her tits…

In case you are retarded, the picture I posted of Tyra Banks in a self-fulfilling prophecy fat suit from her insane and awkward and inappropriate show is not the bikini pictures of her in Mexico with some boyfriend who is fucking her cuz he’s black and can grasp fat women better than white guys, mainly cuz they can get at least 6 inches in, despite all the obstacles they have to avoid everytime they fuck, from gut to ass cheek, it’s a disaster….

I always knew that she had a fat chick waiting to eat the bucket of chicken the second her modeling contract ended, and that her victoria’s secret hype was all in the titties and that she in no way had any similarity to the black girl I watched watching in a white light fabric dress, all showing off her amazingly round, firm booty on a tall thin frame, and I always knew she’d have no problem finding cock cuz of the whole famous ex model shit, but I never really wanted to see all that play out in a bikini…and I know you’ll all be like “what’s the big deal”….and I’ll be like “She’s the big deal, literally”, cuz compared to your wife she’s hot…but then again so is a pile of dog shit shaped like a pussy…

She is an ex-model….I have unrealistic expectations for her…cuz she made too much money for being a hot piece…and to throw it all away insults me…let’s lynch her.

Here are some Tyra Banks dressed like a school boy for all the pedos into volunteering in Africa to help spread the Christina word at the all boys schools cuz there are so many constraints in their pedo activities in first world countries like America or Europe while Africa’s too busy dealing with poverty, AIDS, famine and genocide to notice…

I remember a time when Tyra was actually busty and fun to look at, now she just sucks, except to the 3 humanitarian pedophiles who exist in the world, who can channel this into a fetish…Weird.

Not that anyone cares…at least I don’t…I wasn’t even going to give her a post of her own…after years of being gutter and disgusting on her show…I had no choice but to turn the memories of her doing Victoria’s Secret off in my head, so that I can focus on the fat bitch she’s become, and even when she puts on her superhero bondage mask that is supposed to be semi-erotic I’m sure, I see nothing but a stupid crackwhore in the proects too high to realize her pantyhose she decided to put on to rob the convenience store mask was pretty revealing…Here are the pics…

I am surprised this show is still on the air. Not one of the winners of this show has ever become a Top Model, leading me to believe that the whole thing is nothing but serious bullshit lies…you know a scam to make Tyra more money than her fat ass has already managed to make with her bullshit….so I take pleasure in seeing her contestant fall twice on her model walk….just to remind you all that this show is retarded, and to take pleasure in watching some girls dreams come shattering down in a 45 second clip….it’s like these 45 seconds put her in her fucking place and I like reality checks like that….

Here are some pictures of Tyra Banks looking horrible without make-up from the other day….

I’m not sure when this went down and I didn’t watch the whole thing. I just heard Tyra talking like a white person trying to talk like a black person before shoving her feet in Halle Berry’s face and having Halle Berry spary perfume in her twat and armpits because Tyra banks is fucking disgusting, but figured at least one of you will get a boner watching this whether due to slave fetishes or big breasted bitches who are too honest about the disgusting things that go on in their bodies or even just because you’re into Halle Berry and I’m not judging cuz I don’t give a fuck.

Tyra Banks brought out her tits for Halloween when pretending to be fellow fat chick Kim Kardashian, which wasn’t much of a costume and more of a really bad impression you’d expect at some gay club drag show, and the whole thing is pretty boring, except for when Tyra gets all tangled up in the cardboard cutouts of the other sisters, and that’s only because watching a bitch struggle while keeping a smile on her face makes for harmless S & M fetishes. It’s when the tears and screams for help or when a bitch stops breathing come into the mix when you know you’ve gone too far…not that I like violence and sex or pain and sex or even aggression towards women, but I do like seeing someone like Tyra who thinks she’s the fucking ultimate becaue her mom encouraged her too much fuck up.

This just made me gag. Seriously. I lasted a solid 3 seconds before turning it the fuck off. I usually have a pretty solid stomach and can handle disgusting. I am pretty desensitized. I don’t know if it is my hangover, or the fact that this chick is hideous but I know my stomach turned so the only natural thing to do is post this shit for you to suffer with me….

Before the Tyra Banks show, there was just Tyra Banks, a girl who worked as a bikini model and lingerie model with an amazing body, who kept her fucking mouth shut. But then some asshole producer, thought “shit, I’m gonna give her a talk show” because I guess he felt that since we had no interest in what she had to day since she was on Fresh Prince of Bel Air and shit was scripted, we’d care now, even if our only relationship with her was staring at her tits and dreaming about marrying a picture of her, because not only did it look good, but the Motherfucker didn’t talk back….

I remember when I first found out about bikini waxing and found the job fascinating. I’ve always had a thing for knowing how girls maintain their bushes and I think it has something to do with girls never waxing in the mid-90s when I got the bulk of my action, then seeing this revolution happen before my very eyes where every girl and her mother were tending to their pussy hair on the same level as getting their haircut and saw it slowly trickle into the mainstream. That meant a lot to me because it meant these girls were either letting people see their shit and basically admitting they were little sluts who cared about what their pussies looked like.

I remember surfing the internet for years looking for some bikini wax videos because I knew I could never land that job being a drunk pervert who can’t be close to bare pussy for too long without licking or touching it and that doesn’t really get much love at the esthetician’s but for a period of time I’d walk into every store I saw that offered bikini waxes and ask for a gig, I was usually drunk and they usually told me they weren’t hiring.

Recently, my wife had a wedding to go to and we went to the nail place who happens to do bikini waxing. The place was ghetto because we are poor, but this really hot mom came in with her kid and as I waited for my wife she sat waiting for her wax right next to me. Knowing this how girl was about to get sprawled out on a table naked and on all fours for her brazilian was hot to begin with but when the little chinese lady approached her to see how she wanted her wax to look, and the woman started explaining her landing strip to her next to me, I got a boner and listening to her bush get ripped off of her through the cheap little bikini wax booth almost made me horny enough to bang my wife.

What doesn’t get me horny is Tyra Banks excited to talk about bikini waxes while on all fours on her show simulating a bikini wax with a contestant who is a bikini waxer and who spanks Tyra in a way I’d spank a girl I bikini wax if only these places would just give me a job.

So Tyra Banks gets some dude who has some weird sexual fetish on her show. This dude gets off when girls stomp on him, so when he brings a girl home from the bar, he doesn’t try to stick his dick in her, he tries to get her to walk all over him.

So Tyra’s decides to show the public the dude’s fetish by 12 girls from the audience to walk all over the motherfucker and for a dude who gets off to being stomped on by 1 chick, this has to be like having a fuckin’ orgy. It’s on some paradise the suicide bombers reach with their 78 virgins or whatever the fuck they get, only in this case Tyra is god. It’s like telling her that I like blowjobs and I show up to find 12 everyday girls with their mouth opens ready to service me, only blow jobs would get censored from tv, but dudes who get of to getting walked on is considered fine for out kids to see. It’s a little backwards and part of the reason my wife won’t suck my dick, but would love to try walking all over me, she finds the whole concept fascinating after watching the show and her friend’s house and actually came home asking me to try it out but I won’t let her, partially because neither this fetish nor my wife turn me on but mainly because of safety reasons because she’s pushing 300 lbs and she’ll shatter my rib cage, make my organs explode and I’m not in the mood to di

I was emailed this video from someone and basically Tyra tells her audience to go home and take out a pocket mirror to check out their box to see what they are dealing with, kinda like what you do with your asshole every night before sticking things in it, weirdo. The fact that her audience don’t know anything about their vaginas is fucking obscure to me, because ever girl I have ever met has been pretty good friends with her vagina and so was every guy who had ever crossed their path. Maybe I’m hanging with the wrong crowd and should hunt down bitches who have no idea how their cunt’s work, but I have a feeling that someone who knows what’s going on in their pants is a lot more willing to let me find out what’s going on in her pants too, kinda like sharing the wealth, than some bitch who pretended her vagina never existed all her life.

To me, there is no perfect vagina, I’ve come across so many variations and they all feel the same, so girls who are insecure that your pussy looks like a roast beef sandwich, don’t worry about it. Guys are fucking horny and desperate and have no issues sticking things in your brown-edged, pink, meaty junk. Tyra, I’m talking to you.

Tyra Banks is like some kind of Hitler on her show. She likes ordering people around but in this clip, she is ordering them to moisturize their breasts, and as much as I am not a fan of Hygiene, tit grabbing on national TV works for me…it’s like one step closer to having a strip club in my shit hole I call home….

There’s something funny about seeing girls touching themselves in groups. I was at the strip club last week and accidentally walked into the changing room with the strip club DJ I became friends with, I thought I knew him cuz he sounded familiar, maybe it’s cuz all strip club DJs sound the fucking same. SIx of the girls were practicing the booty shake with each other and giving each other tips on how to make it better. One fat one was on her knees lifting one ass cheek at a time and another was on all fours. When they saw me they called the bouncer and I got kicked out of the club, but I still have the memory screenshot in my brain, I win…whores…..