Donald Trump being extorted…. Sure, why not? After all Michael Avenatti just got arrested for extorting the behemoth in the apparel industry– Nike. But, Donald Trump? Why– He’s one of the most powerful men in American culture. Why wouldn’t he be being extorted by outlaws, snakes and crooks– the worst of their kind? I’ve heard of a lot crazier happening. Heh, just look at all of the freakshow facts of the Obama tribe. That’s pretty much all there is to say about that one, other than I have been trying to tell you this entire time– BUT NONE OF YOU DING–DONGS SEEM TO WANT TO LISTEN TO ME. (DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION NOW, YA FREAKIN YAHOOS?)
Don’t believe me that Trump is being extorted? Here’s a sliver of the proof.
@RealDonaldTrump: While the press doesn’t like writing about it, nor do I need them to, I donate my yearly Presidential salary of $400,000.00 to different agencies throughout the year, this to Homeland Security. If I didn’t do it there would be hell to pay from the FAKE NEWS MEDIA!
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Here’s what an excerpt from Justce.gov says about Extortion: “Extortion By Force, Violence, Or Fear– extortion by the wrongful use of actual or threatened force, violence, or fear.”
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A short list of people who I claim have been allegedly extorted by force:
Tucker Carlson
Judge Jeanine
Laura Ingraham

I, Chance Trahan, would like to personally apologize to everyone whom I hadn’t understood had been extorted just to spite my rise to power and fame. Thank you for everything you have all done to help me in one way or the other, and again, I officially would like to apologize for my behavior– because I had no idea what was going on and I am so very sorry– I just can’t express enough of the guilt I am feeling for the way I reacted to you….

And to the sick people who got what they wanted out of me at the price of another person’s well–being: ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

I could say much worse, but this is a news website and I am not going to allow you to get to me anymore. Thank you, though. I appreciate all your undivided attention. Ya ********!!!!