MSNBC's News Ticker Went Crazy And Spit Out Sentences Like An English Gentleman

It's rare when serious news programs break out of their tired
formulaic language for something more entertaining. Over at
MSNBC, though, all that changed for a brief few minutes thanks to
a very strange computer error.

On Way Too Early, the news ticker
began spitting out lines that read like an annoying English major
who's trying to assert his dominance by throwing words at you
that you don't know. Oh, and he's from the 1800s:

I am cognizant of the information about your extreme tendency
to receive persona.

Only quite a fatuous individual would question the use of the
mentally salubrious nature of sophisticated commentary, as
demonstrated in this public.