Wednesday, September 5, 2007

The Original Poon

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery . . . unless of course it's in a desperate attempt to promote some bottom shelf, knock-off, General Dollar store brand that has no place being compared to the elite. And with that said we wish ACCpoon all the luck in the world . . .

Matt Dougherty surely wasn't the John Wooden of the ACC, but it doesn't take a Hall of Famer to assess poon. He stated correctly a few years back that "Duke still has the ugliest cheerleaders in the SEC." Point taken Matt.

PS-Im pretty sure the middle "chick" is Coach K in drag, while the one on the far right is Chris Duhon with weave.

SECP - Occasionally Offensive, Always Entertaining

SEC football is King. If you disagree with this statement open your right hand & give yourself a solid slap across the face. Then get the fuck off this site. If you recognize that SEC football is King, use that open hand to take a drink of your Bourbon & Coke, give us a 'Hell Yeah Brother' & know you are in the right place.

SECP is here to remind us that this up coming season is not just about projecting BCS Champions (aka SEC Champs), or pre-season polls, or hot new coaches, or shitty old coaches who've over-stayed their welcome like a one-night stand who can't find her damn shoes. It's not just about seeing old frat bros, or tailgating all day at the best spot on campus, or planning roadtrips to the greatest college football environments God could've created. If you haven't figured it out by now, it's about The Poon.

WHY SEC POON?

Face it - your team will suck ass. Maybe not this season, maybe not even next. But eventually you’ll be stuck grinding through a brutal conference schedule, like a dead man walking. And during these days of dispair, when all hope seems lost, The Poon shall be thy comfort. Because some days its not about the final score.