A late 80’s/early 90’s rap throwback theme with modern hip-hop? It works, but I don’t suggest you keep tapping the music keg. It’s still entertaining, that is without question, but back to back music videos is a bit disappointing.

I don’t know why people complain about your music videos. They are definitely some of your best work. You guys could very easily make it as musical comedy artists in the same vein as Flight of the Conchords.

You know, I understand that ridiculous premeses(?) are what make most of these sketches run, but for some reason this one just somehow doesn’t resonate with me. Don’t get me wrong, the video’s hilarious, but somewhere in the back of my mind I just can’t believe they wouldn’t notice that it’s non-alcoholic.

All the other completely redonkulous ideas fly with me though, so I don’t know o_O

G-ray, I think that part of the point is that there are a lot of people who pretend to be drunker than they are to seem cool. Y’know, the guys that walk around going “Oh my God I’m so wasted I can’t believe I drank that much.” when in fact they haven’t had much at all. I think the characters in this are ‘sposed to be them.

A lot of rappers out there talking about Ace of Spades,
Yeah you drink that gold schlager,
We dun need none of that
there’s only one drink for us.

Everywhere I go,
I drink O’Doul’s
Cops don’t stop me because they know I’m so cool
when I drive past them I raise my can,
They just look confused because I’m the fucking man.

I get it everyday,
and I don’t need I.D. (please!)
Even as a kid they never caught it on me(?),
I buy so much Doul’s that I go into debt,
which means I have to buy more just to help me forget.

People always ask me if I like how the taste is,
I tell ‘em I don’t care,
I just love getting wasted.
Then they recommend that I read the label
But I’m so drunk, I just pee on the table!

You drink two fourties and you think you’re so tough,
Fucking down two kegs before I have to throw up.
Some say it’s foolish,
Some say it’s wreckless,
But every morning it’s an O’Doul’s breakfast.

When I’m up in the club,
Or I’m down in the club,
You know where ever the club is
shorty be showing me love,
‘Cause I’m drinking O’Doul’s
‘Cause I’m drinking O’Doul’s
Mother-fucker don’t you touch my O’Doul’s nooo.

Friday night on the prowl,
tearing up the city,
Need to find some girls and a lot of O’Dizzy.
We head up the club,
while we’re puffing on cloves
They got petroleum(?) and rock
but who wants those?

We got scared for a second that we couldn’t get drunk,
Then it hit me,
there’s O’Doul’s in the trunk!
Now we’re back with the brew and the parties on,
People see the Doul’s and they leave us alone.

I see this chick in the club
she had to be a model.
So I give her a look and I slipped her a bottle,
she started giving me shit,
she said it’s non-alcoholic.
Then bitch why do they sell it where the alcohol is?

You see I drink O.D. until I O.D.
and that has yet to happen which surprises me.
I guess it doesn’t matter ’cause we’re having fun
but why is it that eighty-eight Doul’s feel the same as one?

When I’m up in the club,
Or I’m down in the club,
You know where ever the club is
shorty be showing me love,
‘Cause I’m drinking O’Doul’s
‘Cause I’m drinking O’Doul’s
Mother-fucker don’t you touch my O’Doul’s nooo.

So, I am currently 20 and 51/52nds years old, and, inspired by this sketch, i decided to try to buy some O’Doul’s at the grocery store this morning. The cashier had to ask her supervisor if it was ok, and it turned out they’re not allowed to sell it to me. So I’m not sure if Caleb has his facts straight when he says that even as a kid they never carded him. Or that might just be Connecticut’s twisted liquor laws. Other than that, this sketch is amazing, and I have resolved to drink some O’Doul’s before I turn 21.

Freshman year at Bard my roommate and I bought some alcohol-free wine (“Fre”) and scratched off the part on the label that said it was alcohol-free. Our plan was to get our dorm-mates to drink it and get ‘drunk’, thinking it was real wine. Man we were clever.

After learning it was none-alcoholic in the song the rest of the video was even funnier. It made watching the video a second time even funnier, understanding why Raph has that hilarious confused look on his face as the cop.

Hahahaha i love that when they do read the label it doesn’t even phase them they love that O’dizzy so much. loveeeeeeeeee this video. i got o’dizzys (im going to call it that now on) when i was under 21 no problem, at the store too- yeah you are supposed to be 21 but a lot of places are like “oh ok the kids are getting the non-alcoholic stuff eeeh we’ll let them get it” and don’t card you. lol. when are you guys coming back we miss you and your awesome work like this video and so much more

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