2011 in LesBian (January to April)

While topics such as falling dictatorial regimes, economic uncertainty, increasing unemployment, climate crisis and Matt Cardle (only in the U.K) are trending worldwide, DR offers an exclusive recap of important and unimportant occurrences of the LesBian world in 2011.

January

Jessie J

Many LesBians roll into the year feeling pretty cool, thanks to Jessie J’s single “Do it like a dude”. This song prompted feminist debates when we weren’t being shocked by her Swaroski studded lips or pondering where she found the breed of lesbians for her music video.

David Kato

Rolling Stone published names and addresses of suspected Gays and Lesbians in Uganda under the headline “Hang them”

While some of us in the West were chillin’, trying to get laid, acting a fool or feeling overly self-indulgent, Shit was popping down South. David Kato, a prominent Ugandan gay rights activist was brutally murdered.

Heather Peace on the front cover of Diva

Diva January 2011

Who fell in love with her during Lip Service? She is recording her debut album planned for release next spring.

February

The Oscars fell in love with Lesbian sex this year, Black Swan and The Kids Are All Right saw lesbian content make waves in mainstream movies but how has sidelining lesbian women from these roles gone down in Lesbian Hollywood?

March

Women all over the world marched against male violence in all its forms. If you weren’t there this year, make sure you are in 2012.

Baby Gaga human breast milk ice cream

Lady Gaga shows us how to multi-task. She inspires and threatens, all at a whim. Is that a pre-requisite for being a bisexual celebrity? Oh no, she was born that way!

Which nipple do you prefer?

In March, she graces the front cover of Vogue US and during that period threatens legal action against an ice cream store in Covent Garden, London, creating Baby Gaga ice cream made from human breast milk.

April

Lesbilicious (the web’s tastiest lesbian magazine) observes that there is a disproportionate number of vegan and vegetarian ladies in the queer community.

TMC shares this magnificent chart recording the odds that someone enjoys giving oral sex and them being vegetarian! Sensible conclusion: If you are LesBian and you enjoy receiving oral sex, “Are you vegetarian?” need to be on the list of questions for the first date.

hahaha@ Matt Cardle trending only in the UK… harsh truth….I think many Lesbians (hate 2 use that word) loved the song ”do it like a dude by Jessie J ” because finally she came out as having dated girls too….although she is still confused about her sexuality(bisexual)…The L World still found her endearing and identifiable for the most part…it is fair play/game for all. They say. Don’t think anyone can get an organism from purely undiluted oral sex….I do not believe stereotypical Cliché movies like Black Swan…yeah woheva…. Still don’t understand why the chart shows a high number of Vegetarians who share the love of oral sex…there is nothing organic and wholesome down there…sorry…..Except it substitutes for a kind of balance for meat cravings…as they both look similar…then I will understand…until then…I reserve my opinion. Over all …the article reads well…nice witty remarks to lighten up the serious issues of the murder of one of the L world’s finest in Uganda. Cant wait for the next round up. Ciao

Dear Chisom Cynthia, thanks for the comment. I’m glad you enjoyed reading and I’m looking forward to hearing your thoughts on future posts. Just a few pointers regarding your comment: Bisexuality is not a state of being confused about one’s sexuality. Its a legitimate orientation in which a person is attracted to members of both sex. This blog is pro bisexuality. People can intend reach reach climax from “purely undiluted oral sex”. Granted it is likely to take more than three minutes. Why don’t you and partner give it a try during the holidays? Happy Holidays!