Oh very off. I'm pretty sure you were in Florida. That... or my internet wasn't working. So I was off-line. And since I'm half you and you're half me, and I was offline, that makes you half offline, and... erm... Hang on, I left my calculator at school...

Oh very off. I'm pretty sure you were in Florida. That... or my internet wasn't working. So I was off-line. And since I'm half you and you're half me, and I was offline, that makes you half offline, and... erm... Hang on, I left my calculator at school...

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Wait, wait, wait... If I was in Florida and your internet didn't work... how in the heck did we possibly talk to each other? Also, when did I get a toupee?

Do you ever stop to wonder how much the people reading these muffinings actually understand? We toss around so many inside jokes and say so many strange, strange things... I often wonder how much they actually follow and how much they think is just us being whack jobs.

We're all whackjobs? How'd that happen? When did we get jobs as whacks? And how much do these whacks pay us? I is needing the moneys okay.
*Leaves halves to keep muffining, coming back for the rare posting of actual story.