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I spent twenty minutes this Saturday looking for my sunglasses, before my wife looked at me and asked if I was looking for the ones on my hat--which I was wearing. How was I supposed to remember that is where I put them? And why did it take twenty minutes for anyone else to look at me and see the obvious?

SuFu PhDSorry, it is not a doctor thing - it is a guy thing. Just read these comments. Why do women have to remember where everything is? And why do men run around throwing tantrums like toddlers when they can't find something?-whitecap nurse

I was told by a nursing colleague that this is actually a neurological condition that mostly affects those with the Y chromosome.... It is called "Man Eyes Syndrome". Occasionally women, too, suffer from it, thus the saying, "I'm looking with my man eyes". :)

Women have Uterine Tracking Devices UTD’s. We used to set up a tally sheet on Saturday mornings in the restaurant placing wagers on whose hubby would call first and whose most often. Even those of us who have had hysts are better than our spouses.

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