"The Greatest DVD Of All Time (Or whatever it ends up being called) will be a great addition to anyone's Xmas stocking I'm sure!!! Fuck Santa, Holzfeuer will come down your goddamn chimney to deliver the most ballsy heroic present you've ever received!!!! Goooooooooooooooo!!!!!! "

"Remember though at Xmas... None of this leaving out brandy for Santa and and carrots for Rudolph... Leave out 6 goddamn ballsy stogies, a huge bottle of Red Bull, and a bottle of vodka or 2... If you'tre a goddamn hero then I'm sure ArnoCorps will fly their chopper over your house, then slide down on the ropes to deliver the DVD, then they will notice the stogies, vodka, and red bull and put them all to good use.

If I ever have kids (god forbid LOL) then I'm gonna tell them Holzfeuer brings prezzies at Xmas, none of that Santa bullshit LOL"