Caprice

If you believe that the mind and brain are separate, raise your right
hand.

If you dream in color, raise your hand.

If you imagine that exotic relationships occur at the scale of atoms and
quarks, raise your left hand.

If you have observed that sounds tend to appear louder at or around the
frequency of the human voice, clear your throat.

If you believe that extraterrestrial beings live on the planet Earth,
raise
your hand.

If you believe that synchronicity and resonance occur at every order of
magnitude and scale, raise your hand.

If you doubt that extraterrestrial beings have visited the planet earth,
look down at the floor.

If you are left-handed, imagine raising your right hand.

If you have at some time looked through an observatory telescope, or an
electron microscope,

If you have never traveled out of the country,

If you are ambidextrous, or

If you know where you are in relation to the center of our galaxy,
gently
rub an elbow, or move your foot imperceptibly.

If you get out of bed on the right side, or

If you have ever taken a lie-detector test, don't do anything.

If you know where you are in relation to the optical limit of the
universe,
blink your eyes.

If you believe that there are humans living on the Earth who are
thousands
of years old, turn your head.

If you don't drive a car,

If you see a stranger in the room who looks like somebody you know,

If you don't own a television, or

If you have never seen the movie 'Gone With The Wind', imagine
the moment
in time when humans first spoke aloud.

If you are introverted, look down at your shoes.

If your last name or names contain the name or names of both of your
parents,
or

If you know a celebrity or someone who is famous, shout something.

Stand-up or say 'I', if you are self-conscious in most social
situations.

If you have to cough, try and suppress it.

If you are a chronic liar, look up at the ceiling.

If you believe that the shell of a snail, or the scroll of a violin is
the same shape as your inner ear, shut your eyes, and imagine that
you are
a small creature, spinning slowly in a counterclockwise direction,
while
translating through space at supersonic speed.