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There are SO many things wrong and hilarious about this picture, I don’t know where to begin. Maybe that knit is beginning to itch her “nether regions” – so she’s scratching herself with it. Eeewwww. I think I just grossed myself out.

I tried to read the teensy eensy print down on the lower right. Does it really say “Wear a tanga with your too!” or are my eyes just going from squinting at the computer screen? What the frack is a “tanga?” Was Nell the editor of this pattern book or something? “Nit won pur toooo…uh ohhh…tanga in da yarn…”

And why is her right arm so much burlier than the left? The hand so much larger? Is she a rare kind of conjoined twin? If the garment is indeed “form-fitting,” what’s going on up top? As Susan says, so many things are wrong here, it’s hard to know where to begin.

After the sex change, Bruno (now Besjana) loved wiggling in his…um…her new tanga and form-fitting top. He/she just hadn’t quite gotten used to having to crain his/her neck to see over his/her new breasts. Good thing the tanga stretched a bit. And mmmmm…it felt so good.

Dear god, I swear this is true. My husband is listening to older Van Halen, and just as the song “Everybody Wants Some” came on, I beheld the Albanian. The look on her face, and the pose, and the song? I kept expecting her to pull a Tawny Kitaen.
That thing is about as skin tight as my 87-year-old grandmother’s decolletage.
I loved those old commercials making fun of the Eastern Block!

LOL I’m so glad someone other than me remembers those old Wendy’s commercials. I thought they were hysterical and have quoted them now and again but nobody seems to get it. Even after the explanation of the commercial, they look at me as though I’ve suddenly grown two heads. Maybe I should look to see if it’s on YouTube…

Oh, and this post is hysterical. And I read “wear a tanga with your too” also, which makes no sense whatsoever. Not that the rest of it made much sense so I don’t know what I was expecting.

Oh, Thanks for the memories! When I was in high school, we used to do the “evening wear” “very nice, very nice.” Now, I need to go watch Where’s the Beef. My sons are so deprived–they don’t know the cultural context–now I can educate them, thanks to Youtube.

Omg, thank you so much for this! My sister and I always laugh about the “evening wear, very nice” but could not – for the life of us – remember what it was for! And here I find it – Thank you so much… Can’t stop laughing!

you know how some women like to knit in public? Can you imagine some old lady holding up what appears to be a pair of knitted panties and have her explain that she wants to keep up with the times and look snazzy in one of them new fangled knitted bikinis?