The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 51

Welcome to the 51st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, a gathering of the terrible shit you see in the threads throughout the week that give me pause to reflect on the human spirit. I’m kidding, I just laugh and go, “Haha! It’s true. Christina Aguilera IS fat.” It’s all very intellectual. On that note, my personal favorite comment – After the one at the end of this gallery, of course. – has to be from jsburg who actually feels the firing of Joe Paterno for doing close to jackshit while children were raped is a grave Constitutional violation and the beginning of the end of America as we know it. Because if football isn’t treated like a holy and sacred institution, then my God, what is? We might as well be under British rule again.

Don’t tread on me,

– The Superficial

P.S. Also, add every single perverted children’s book title JC came up with in the Sasha Grey thread. Jesus Christ, are they amazing.

can you believe it? this used to be the “Genie in a bottle” girl. looks like a drag queen trying to look like Christina..how friggin sad. she’s not even 30 and it’s pretty much over. she’s gotta lose weight, throw out 90% of her makeup, get rid of all her extensions and get back to work. in 10 years she went from HOT to NOT.