Anyway, when I saw the FLOTUS put that Wookie paw of hers on Bill's thigh, I kinda snapped and grabbed her by the hips. I heard the eatin' shovel whistling towards my head, but couldn't duck fast enough. I don't remember much else, and that's why I can't testify, Mr. Chairman...

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