Here we go. We're going to give a review/summary for movies that don't exist. In each post, copy the above post and replace one blank line __________ with some actual content. (If you want to add more characters or quotes or something in a section that's already full, go ahead.) When we finish a movie, the next person starts a new movie. Feel free to go in any order. You don't have to fill in the next space, any in particular will do.

Things I Learned From This MovieFrogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.__________________________

Stuff to Watch for10 min - Wow. I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????______________

CharactersChesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronautPeter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself. Gored on his own erection.___________

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Things I Learned From This MovieFrogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.__________________________

Stuff to Watch for10 min - Wow. I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????______________

CharactersChesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronautPeter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself. Gored on his own erection.___________

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Things I Learned From This MovieFrogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there._____________

Stuff to Watch for10 min - Wow. I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????______________

CharactersChesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronautPeter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself. Gored on his own erection.___________

Plot summaryOur story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors. This is interupted when her flight commander arrives. He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor. Chesty suits up and...

Things I Learned From This MovieFrogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there._____________

Stuff to Watch for10 min - Wow. I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????______________

CharactersChesty LaCroak - Lesbian Mutant Frog astronautPeter Proud - Intergalactic bounty hunter determined to rid space of the eponymously-titled frogs, so he can have the Earth women for himself. Gored on his own erection.Kermie: Powerful pig hunter ~ several of his digits smell like pork.Ray Milland: Powerful wheelchair bound landowner about to croak.

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Plot summaryOur story begins one day on the Planet Lilypad where Chesty LaCroak finds herself mating with 6 different frog suitors. This is interupted when her flight commander arrives. He alerts her to Planet Vibrator's imminent doom due to the destructive "shaking force" of the planet's core reactor. Chesty suits up and...

Things I Learned From This MovieFrogs have a cloaca, which acts like a rectum, urethra and reproductive organ at the same time.There are curiously female versions of the Battletoads out there.Trevor’s underpants are supposedly a major sexual deterrent._____________

Stuff to Watch for10 min - Wow. I don't think I can ever look at lesbians or frogs ever the same way again.22 min - uhh, i don't think that this is a PG movie as what the DVD said it was28 min - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST - wait a minute, frogs have BREASTS???????______________

QuotesHuman girl: "That's the longest tongue I've ever seen! TAKE ME NOW!!!"Cop: "You've raped far too many sluts. Now you're going to pay."Trevor: “ I know my undies smell but I would like to get ninja stabby with you, baby.”"

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As time goes by, you will seeThat we're going to be free, you and meWe'll touch the skyCan you see in your mind's eye that we are oneWe're all the same and life is just a simple game.