Me: If I were going to get arrested, I would want it to be for bootlegging.G: OK.Me: 'Cause that's just cool.G: Yeah.Me: And it's kind of like a pirate.G: It's like a pirate who doesn't loot.Me: Right. Like a good pirate.G: It's like Han Solo.Me: Or Rhett Butler.G: Right on.Me: OK. I was just sayin'.