EB: what is this thing, anyway??EB: and why is it blocking your transporter?GG: it is some sort of terrible creature my grandpa huntedGG: he called it the typheus minionGG: i always hated it!EB: typheus?EB: like the web browser?GG: i guess soGG: it is probably a coincidence thoughEB: hmm, i don't know...EB: if you think numbers always mean something, why wouldn't browser names?GG: yeah maybe.....GG: i guess it would make sense for someone to name a really awful web browser after such a hideous monsterEB: wow, you sure do hate that thing!GG: well sorry, i just found it sort of a weird and creepy thing to grow up with!EB: i think it is pretty cool.EB: and he is actually sort of cute to be honest, :pGG: :p!!!!!!EB: oh, and screw you, typheus is an awesome browser!EB: it is old school.GG: joooohhhhhn, it is so crappyEB: typheus is the best and that's really all there is to say on the matter.GG: YEAH RIGHTGG: now is obviously not the best time to have the argument about whose browser is better....GG: but really john you should upgrade to echidna, its so much nicerGG: after you upgrade your clunky old computer of course :PGG: maybe when i am in the game, i can give you one of mine!EB: oh please.EB: i will have you know, miss fancy computer dork...EB: that i DID upgrade my computer.GG: oh???EB: yes, you are talking to the proud owner of a brand new BILL COSBY COMPUTER, ok?GG: :OEB: it is a stylish laptop in the shape of none other than bill cosby, the comedy LEGEND himself.GG: omgEB: he is looking a little sly, and fatherly, and he is wearing a sweater, and he is bill cosby.EB: i made it with my alchemiter.GG: john that is incredibleGG: i cant wait to make stuff like that!!!!!!GG: except...GG: all my awesome stuff exploded with my room :(EB: then you will just have to make lots of NEW awesome stuff!GG: yay!!!EB: ok hold that thought, im going to yank this stupid monster off of the thing.

So what do we call this pause? I've been batting ideas around all day. We could go with the obvious choice, the MINIGIGAPAUSE. Or maybe, MEGAPAUSE 2: BACK IN THE MEGASADDLE. Or if that makes too much sense, we could always settle on the MICROTERAPAUSE. As you can see, there are so many incredibly intelligent and meaningful things we could call this pause. Deciding how to refer to the pause is an exercise that I will leave to the reader. Feel free to discuss the matter with friends. Or strangers. Anyone who will listen really. If they start to run away, I strongly recommend you chase them.

Why don't we say that A665 begins on 4/13. That's a fun number that we all can get excited about. I have a lot of catch-up work to do between now and then. Not the least of which is drawing the actual content to be posted. But also a lot of gamedev work. Game production is rolling pretty hot right now. Stuff is being churned out almost faster than I can keep track of. Did I mention? I accidentally started running a game studio a little while ago. Whoops, sorry about that. There are all these people being paid to make things happen, and I have to be like "Yeah, keep doing that stuff, everybody." It's getting pretty easy to lose track of how many people work for What Pumpkin. My last estimate was somewhere between 30 and 1000. The true figure is a very frisky moving target.

A6A6A5, a.k.a. Caliborn's Masterpiece, is actually done. It's probably better to hold off posting it until 4/13, when more content will soon follow aftewards. I am sure pausing on that note for months would mess with your head a lot more than the note we're already pausing on. I sometimes feel I have at least a modest responsibility to manage your sanity. It'll be tough sitting on this content though. Tougher than sitting on all of A664 for the better part of a year. I don't think it is out of line to describe it as the best material this website will ever exhibit. It will be all down hill from there, in every direction. Even up.

Speaking of sanity management, way back when, I was pretty on the fence about posting A664 spaced out over months like I did, vs. all at once. Doing the latter in hindsight probably would have been a fucked up thing to do to the internet though. The GAME OVER fallout alone was a bit much as it was. Including it in tandem with the rest of it? Not sure what to make of that. Let's review the CONTENT CRUSH that would have entailed. Bad Anime -> Game Over -> Sadstuck -> Lowas Quest -> 100 retconned panels of oil -> A bunch of other shit -> Punky Serket -> Fantroll Storytime -> 8 password pages -> The Kiss On Horse Mountain -> and finally -> The Punchline. You know, that's an awful lot of baloney to publish. I think the fell-swoop reaction to all that would have been quite a thing to behold, but also, perhaps an irresponsible thing to do to a hapless fanbase after a year in hibernation. I'm told that in 2015, young people are heavily susceptible to "the feels", and trifling with those forces could be injurious to their future development. Wait, did that just sound like something your grandpa would say? Mother fuck, where did I put my cane. Oh right, I snapped it in half from shaking it at the sky.

I may have been in the process of making a point there, but we're going to have to pick this up another time. The comic isn't going to pause itself!!!

Over the last couple months, I have been surreptitiously collapsing several update horses into single, bigger horses. This means A6A6I4 is going to end a little sooner than previously advertised. Same total page count, but finishing sooner. Please consult the important horse calendar below.

So what happens when A6A6I4 is done? I'm not quite sure yet. I'm still working on everything that comes after that. I've written it mostly, but haven't drawn anything yet. There will almost certainly be another pause, but I'm not sure how long it will be yet. I will let you know after 1/19.