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[jamie madrox] daddy i’m high as a cloud floating looking to touch anything soft enough i can bust my nuts on like them average *ss t*tties of yours now i done seen many, many pairs of t*tties before but them t*tties right there look suckable to me with the nipple in the middle where the sucker supposed to be she got a kinda banging booty, kinda more not than so if i don’t drop this load, my nuts are gonna explode

[monoxide] now i’m stone sober in a room full of ugly all i want to do is get some *ss tonight and if i, play my cards right and smoke this weed then i’ll be swimming in some *ss like the tsunami and it won’t matter if she, kinda looks like a he cause as long as i stay high they’re all dimes to me bumping ron isley in the truck with the tree getting high hoping this ugly b*tch will f*ck me

[chorus] now you look like madonna with a splash of j-lo mixed with halle berry and some anna nicole ’cause when i’m smoking every girl i see seems to be so off the chain a little gwen stefani and some fergie and brittney charlise thereon with some angelina jolie cause when i’m smoking every girl i see seems to be so off the chain

[monoxide] sometimes we would get high in the back and there’d always be this girl with a super nipple rack and i, wouldn’t hit it with a bat if i’m not stoned but f*ck it since i’m high little ugly got boned i’m in the zone i’m high kinda trippin off of this everywhere that i look’s a fine b*tch godd*mnit, i love this weed ’cause every last b*tch looks good to me

[jamie madrox] beauty is skin deep, and ugly is to the bone ain’t no reason that banging *ss need to be having pants on i like that upside down heart that lives inside you g-string packed to the max with needful things like coochie and b*tt watch it jiggle and such as she walks by with that run way strut i’m mesmerized on how much *ss calf n’ thighs you managed to stuff inside them levi’s

[chorus] you look like jenna jameson and vivica foxy with a splash viva guerra and beyonce ’cause when i’m smoking every girl i see seems to be so off the chain a little paris hilton and some gretchen wilson with a splash of ashlee n’ jessica simpson ’cause when i’m smoking every girl i see seems to be so off the chain

[jamie madrox] your lips are just so soft and supple i’m willing to bet the farm she got a tight moose knuckle i’m seeing so many turkeys that i wouldn’t mind stuffing like that one right here, i bet she like it rough and hard and if she wanna cuddle right quick turn an indoor hoe into an outdoor trick let her suck your d*ck in a public bathroom while there’s other people on the side of you taking a dune

[monoxide] now i’m walking through the mall and i’m high as the sun and i swear this b*tch’s *ss is looking like a cinna-bun and then i go and get a pretzels from aunt annie’s then i fell in love with her flabby f*nny i’m getting outta here before my p*n*s gets hard and i get thrown out by the security guards feeling like a r*t*rd, i’m h*rny and high but i’m almost outta weed so i’m saying goodbye