First, I would make Ghostcrawler watch 36 hours of gay porn after ingesting 5 lbs of Viagra. Then Mike Morhaime would be forced to give oral to each and every Activision exec. Following this I would then enslave all the Bizzard developers in the dank dungeons beneath their headquarters and force them to reprogram all of their properties into one huge realm where chaos and insanity would reign. Stormwind would eventually be destroyed in a Zerg rush.

they've been offering hope of a better life to me for years.. an empty promise. the fact that the games in the pit are paper thin, goes to say how meaningless and shallow their games are. the needles represent addiction. and the wounds represent how they can cut and hurt you. The timer represents desperation.. mine and theirs. and also the release date. for them it is a release as well... hope of freedom. but they soon find out that it will just lock up and make their future seem less hopeful. These are the very faces that we must remember and hate.