If your monthly horoscope is looking shrieky AF, don't worry. There's something worth overeating for--and it's not what you're thinking. It's the prayer that has been answered all over the midwest: October is the most anorexic looqing you'll be all year (CUE THE BOXED WINE)! So in honor of the best news we've actually ever heard, we double-whipped up a little quiz for you to discover and perfect your own sweater body for the next five months and, if you're lucky, years. Follow your cravings and the questions below for something you're actually invited to sink your teeth into, and keep scrolling for some styled looqs to match your appetite.

Calorie counting strictly prohibited.

Found your #sweaterbody but don't know how to werq it? We've got a few ideas...

A Little About Us —

You're Still Fat is a one-size-fits-all satirical fashion and food blog curated in Chicago by Caitlin VanderKlok and Liza Rush, two abundant appetites always in search of a perfectly blended bite (and a good pair of control top tights).