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He just joined the neighborhood basketball team! A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. A father and his 6-year-old son are walking down the street, and they come across two dogs having sex. I have quite a testimony of how I became a reborn Christian. A friend of mine was a junkie until he found God. Underneath there's a lot more sensitivity than it looks. Thurston says Jonah was swallowed by a whale. This is the first time anyone has asked.

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Later on it is ok that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. Where do you want me to hang the blinds? After that, he took the Bible, flicked through it, and took it also. Shmuel has never been a particularly pious Jew, but even he knows that roast suckling pig is a no-no. You can connect with people by asking how their week was.

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Two days after the operation is implemented, the disciples begin to return. More than that, I gave in to temptation. They just sit in the dark and demand you accept that the light is still on. Peter turned to the lawyer and told him this was to be his house. I'll have you know that I am secretly putting together the 4th Reich, right here in South America! There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. I hope you find God's original claim to be satisfactory.

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But will you tell me what it was you so desperately wanted to bring to heaven? One day, while strolling down the boardwalk, John bumped into an old friend of his, Rob, from high school. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Col 4:6 Let your conversation be always full of grace, seasoned with salt, so that you may know how to answer everyone. This also applies to sexuality. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. Why would she want to marry a ;75 year old man? My stroke is what brought me to Jesus Christ back in 2005.

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I think that too often we take things about our faith waaaaay too seriously. This applies to picking as well. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened. Weeks later the old lady returned. So I stole one and asked Him to forgive me instead. This includes men who aren't wearing shirts.

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Do not torpedo single friends. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them. God grades on the cross, not the curve. I may be a bit prejudiced as I have a rather wide ranging sense of humor. Bacon proves God has a sense of humor. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things, and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do.

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They walked along the clouds and came to a huge mansion with all sorts of lavish trappings. There's a joke making fun of each sex, so no one can be offended. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Why did God make Adam before Eve? The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Mitch, I know you are wealth and all, but you are 75 years old. Shotgun can be called on anything where a shotgun applies. Why did God make man before He made woman? Religion flies people into buildings.

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Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of U. The father jumps up and quickly covers himself. And now I carry the cross 7 days a week. When coming to a room which you know is occupied by your friend and possibly another girl, you must knock and wait for an adequate response. Religion is a sacred thing and most of us were probably taught not to joke with any religion, so far we have adhered to that, but yet we have found a way to extract these jokes that will never annoy any one and still able to make you laugh out loud. But tell me father, before we die — could you tell me if you have ever made love to a woman? Exception: at a sporting event where a line has formed to use the pisser 42.

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Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. Now, may we have our damn loan? So, as a priest, you are forbidden to have sexual relations with a woman, am I right? I was the head of the Roman Catholic church, and this is all the reward I get? That evening, Sadie and Morris are in bed. He thanks the waiter, and grabs his knife and fork to tuck in. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Job. They stood together quietly, staring at the memorial plaque.