Email is more like a letter sent through the postal service than a bulletin posted in a public square. You might have a point if you were talking about, say, a public website, Tweet, or Facebook profile.

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Let's bring back Letters of Marque, that will up the ante on those terrorist supporting states.

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Pssh, you just want to be a privateer, admit it.

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When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier My boy why not consider a more challenging career"

Like any proper cruise, you can choose a type of stateroom with offers ranging from the humble sounding "standard inside" to the opulent "Hemingway suite." The similarities to any other cruise end abruptly when you begin assembling your personal armory. With offerings such as the predictably yielding "bazooka package" and a "mercenary madness" kit, you can personalize your weapons cache almost endlessly. The "mercenary madness" package includes rental of a M107 .50 caliber sniper rifle, an AR 15 assault rifle, and an 18kt gold plated Desert Eagle pistol. Bow and arrows are also available for purists. Flamethrowers can be rented as well, though require a 3 day licensing course prior to departure.

Like any proper cruise, you can choose a type of stateroom with offers ranging from the humble sounding &quot;standard inside&quot; to the opulent &quot;Hemingway suite.&quot; The similarities to any other cruise end abruptly when you begin assembling your personal armory. With offerings such as the predictably yielding &quot;bazooka package&quot; and a &quot;mercenary madness&quot; kit, you can personalize your weapons cache almost endlessly. The &quot;mercenary madness&quot; package includes rental of a M107 .50 caliber sniper rifle, an AR 15 assault rifle, and an 18kt gold plated Desert Eagle pistol. Bow and arrows are also available for purists. Flamethrowers can be rented as well, though require a 3 day licensing course prior to departure.

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Day 4 - Mogadishu tank tour Cool idea, but that really was the shark jumping part.

Well, it's always good for sociopaths and serial killers to spend their energy on someone outside of the United States, I suppose. Although it arguably could violate the Neutrality Act if an American participated.

When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier My boy why not consider a more challenging career"