Well, the two coolest not-their-actual-name names here are Wrong Robot and Secret Donkey. Between the two I would pick Robot. Because my actual initials are W.R.

Oh wait.I have a different idea. I just remembered that last week I decided that since the most common first name in the world is Mohammed, and the most common last name in the world is Chang, and yet I still have never met anyone named Mohammed Chang, I now wish to be called Mohammed Chang.

So if I change my name when I renew my supporting membership, I will change it to Mohammed Chang. So WR and Donkey are safe. I won't be taking either of their names just yet.