“I thought the church had started to rob me, and that is why I am filing a community larceny crime,” she said in her complaint. “Beyonce is committing grand larceny nesting in my uterine walling and bewitching herself into my image and invoking songs that do not belong to her.”

Uterine. Walling.

Cheareen Jones woke up like dis and by “dis” we mean “bat s#!t crazy”.