"Dracula's castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it's only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarets, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn't have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated."

Okay, so I wanted to create this game, but it quickly got out of control. So I decided to scale it down and rebuild it... and it got out of control again. ENJOY!

Reviews

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars2013-11-08 21:31:22

Cool idea making a game based on the Asslevania flash animation, but I don't think it was executed all that well. Sure, the graphics and backrounds look pretty cool and it has some well known Newgrounds users involved, but I don't think that's quite enough to do it justice. Controls are a main reason for this. The jumping is so awkward and reaching certain platforms is such a pain in the ass. I also think there needs to be a bit more of a life bar for Johnny Belmont. Screen transitions need to be polished a bit as well considering I died accidentally once becuase I was moving to the left in one screen and died because I walked into a trap in the next screen. Other than that, this is pretty cool.

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars2013-11-20 11:33:41

pretty cool short game still trying to defeat dracula and now I will have to get a video walkthough cuz I dunno if you gotta jiggle juggle Dracs bewbz to kill it or what cuz the red bats wont die. As for people stating that"there aren't check points", after you reach Dracula ( passing the green forever alone ghost )portals appear (3 of them) & you can skip ahead to the boss fight and after you beat the first form you beat the final form and if I beat Dracula he will shower in the douche of his own consecuences ... you gotta beat Dracula, Beat Dracula hard and good, thrusting your mettle inside the game and beat yourself in order to beat it ( ok I will stop now) I did try moving to another further part in the castle which proved to have nothing :( just a tall building with books... and Medussa heads.

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars2013-11-12 23:45:21

Am I the only person experiencing this?

When I try to play the game, the input controls are all screwed up. My character just moves around like he has a mind of his own. I'm on IE, so that's probably part of it, but my Firefox won't connect to the internet lately.

Anyway, it looked fun, and the intro is funny, but when your character slides all over the damn place like he just found out baseball was invented or throws all of his crosses in the first five seconds, well that sort of sucks.

Rated 3 / 5 stars2013-11-07 20:16:16

This game had a lot of potential. The game itself is solid. Learn the mechanics and get a little farther each time. It definitely appealed to the Castlevania fan in me. And then the rest of the game happened.

No checkpoints in the slightest, a confusing leveling system where I seem to randomly level up once every ten deaths, unkillable ghost enemies that react strange and essentially ruin the entire game, incredibly slow movement speed, and no upgrades make this a poor mock of what Castlevania is. Even the original Castlevanias were easier and more fun.

Also, making me go through the same area fifty times in a row to increase play time does not make me want to play the game. Hell Dark Souls is one of the hardest games out there and it at least has an okay checkpoint system. This could've been pretty great but it falls flat quickly

There is a check point, but it takes a little thinking to figure out. Other than that I didn't think a game that was only 3 mins long really needed much more check points than that. Anyway, thanks for the review. And I would stay away from real mode if cupcake mode game you any trouble.