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An interesting story out of Buffalo, NY surfaced today. Apparently a guy was pulled over by police for some traffic violation or another. Upon questioning, the officer heard a noise from the trunk and asked the man to open his truck. It was then revealed that there was a cat in the trunk soaking in a pot of marinade. When asked why the cat was marinating in a crushed red pepper, chili pepper, salt and oil marinade the man contested that the cat had been “mean” to him earlier in the day. I don’t think the guy ever admitted to it but authorities assumed he was going to cook the cat up as a meal. Surely, this guy’s form of punishment for cats isn’t just to marinade them and give them a bath after they’ve learned their lesson.

This is one of the most outrageous stories I’ve heard in a while. I’m not a chef by any means but I’m pretty sure you can’t marinade a living animal that still has its fur. I feel as though the marinade just wouldn’t take. Also, I don’t think cats are good eatin’. The marinade does sound tasty though so I might give that a whirl in the future.

I couldn’t decide which category to place this article in so let the record show that marinating cats really grinds my gears.