I'm so clumsy that one of my colleagues knows I'm coming over to his desk to ask something when he hears me kick my wastepaper bin or bang my knee on my under-desk drawers. I'm always covered in bruises!

Big sister is the clumsiest person I've ever met....she came home last weekend and broke 2 mugs and a jar of sauce.
She has also been known to walk into a trawler that was docked on the keyside has had to visit the doctors twice in one day as she'd fallen off a bed and cut her ear and then got hit over the head with a croquet (no idea how to spell that)mallet :roll:

Big sister is the clumsiest person I've ever met....she came home last weekend and broke 2 mugs and a jar of sauce.
She has also been known to walk into a trawler that was docked on the keyside has had to visit the doctors twice in one day as she'd fallen off a bed and cut her ear and then got hit over the head with a croquet (no idea how to spell that)mallet :roll: