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What people have said about prodigy69

You're like the Chris Moyles of b3ta.
Not funny, a bit thick, a nasty little cunt and yet inexplicably popular. - Mr Eraserhead

B3ta Prayer

Magic Donkey, who art on B3ta,
hallowed be thy bray.
Thy Mods come,
thy newsletter be done,
on /board as it is in /talk
Give us this day our daily board stats.
And forgive us our trollings,
as we forgive those who troll against us.
And lead us not into 4chan,
but deliver us from the gay shift.
For thine is the fp, the modpowers and the glory. for ever and ever. EEH-OORRRR!