Sh*t That Comes Out Today: May 27, 2016

Hello MetalSucks reader! Welcome to Shit That Comes Out Today, your Satanic bible of this week’s heavy new releases. We list ‘em, we spotlight ‘em, we link you to their preview jams and full streams — and we usually stick ‘em in a fancy Spotify playlist too (below) — all for your jammage! Now crank this shit up.

Your favorite song on this album is probably “Symbol Of 8 Dicks,” which actually is a decent jam. Truly all of Slvt Kvlt is a decent jam, i.e. the album melds as a singularly cohesive jam. You begin with the arm and fist cocking back, and you end writhing on a concrete floor grabbing frantically for your no-no area which has been savagely punched to a… pink mass.

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BedowynBlood Of The Fall (Via Nocturna)
On a playlist with: Mastodon, Vulture Industries, The SwordListenBlood Of The Fall full stream (here)

Bedowyn’s only sin is uniformity: Blood Of The Fall is salad of just lettuce. Tough remembering which song is which. But the ruse, the experience, the sensuality! Those elements are on point. Top notch. This goes to show: maybe you don’t have 400 great ideas or even 400 bad ideas, but you may have a few proven (reliable) ideas. What’s left is that you gotta have proper execution!

Here’s some interestingly crazy shit. Cetacean are all over the place: jazzy tidbits, blastbeats, progressive clean-sung breaks, doom setups, plus the fucker is about 35 minutes spread over just three tracks. Nonetheless | notwithstanding | nevertheless, Breach | Submerge is chock full of incredible moments. Boredom shall evade you in the presence of this album, and perhaps just as well you’ll be invaded by powerful and sexual energy.

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Gutter InstinctAge Of The Fanatics (Prosthetic)
On a playlist with: Cattle Decapitation, Pig Destroyer, CryptopsyListenAge Of The Fanatics full stream (here)

Gutter Instinct basically mows down the entire arena of death metal bands with a nuclear-powered minigun (tremolo picking), laughing maniacally (i.e. gurgling and growling) and also doing sick shit like eating bugs (puts the “gutter” into the instinct). That is to say: Age Of The Fanatics is death metal incarnate. Death metal right out of the mother. Death metal ultimate, death metal par fucking excellence. Death metal so stuffed with death that any reasonable death-head would chose this album as their funeral procession music.

Zero way in heck Yūgen will avoid high rankings on 2016’s best-of lists. Ashbringer’s second-latest Vacant (excellent, obviously) really promised Yūgen‘s coming: There is lineage in this music, and that’s what makes the difference. This is art, molded from thin air with discerningly patient hands practicing nothing less than the absolute mastery of a craft. With so goddamn much to appreciate about this album, you better as fuck stop reading and start listening!