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34 users online apparently. So those of you who are logged in and just standing back watching, or those who aren't even registered, I bid ye all come forth and show yourselves, without fear of reprisals. I'm always curious as to why so many people seem to sign up but never post. Are we that scary?

I used to post, got to 500 posts and decided to leave it as it was a nice round number and i thought "I really should find a more productive use of time". Productivity sucks though so may as well go for 600 posts.

i could be doing right now so i dont feel like im wasting time although i have been waiting for AGES for you to do that wogan bamos amalgamation, why do you think im still up at this time, i cant sleep til i see it!!

Everyone form two lines facing each other and pick up a plank of wood. Then, juiceface, you must run between the 2 lines of people while we all hit your backside with the planks of wood. We call this the paddling of the swollen arse.

Jsut remembered where I got this from - it's a Simpsons episode, where Homer discovers he's the chosen one for the ancient mystic order of the Stonecutters.

Considering the way we vultures harassed the previous ex-lurker. But welcome. We're lovely really. Especially the night-shift. But then you probably know that from lurking ;-D (It's a good way to get to know your way round, I did it too!)

Welcome! Let's hope the DiS forum can cope with all the new people merrily discussing music and other things, unlike the BBC football boards... Has anyone seen the little poll they're doing to see what people think is the best way for them to limit the number of messages? Too popular for their own good or too stingy on the network space/bandwith/whatever.

I've been leeching off the site for a good while and registered as a lurker when the site changed to this modern format situation. This amnesty is my opportunity to emerge from my closet of lurk and into the world of postage hurrah.