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You can lead a man to a bar, but you can’t make him strip.
You can cook a piece of bacon, but you cn’t make it travel through time.
You can get a piece of ham, but you can’t make it fly.
You can put bacon on bacon, but you can’t, okay, you can invent time travel then.
You can kick George Washington in the nuts, but you can’t make him surrender.
You can cook a piece of chicken, but you can’t stop a skilled vet from saving it.

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You can lead a man to a bar, but you can’t make him strip.
You can cook a piece of bacon, but you cn’t make it travel through time.
You can get a piece of ham, but you can’t make it fly.
You can put bacon on bacon, but you can’t, okay, you can invent time travel then.
You can kick George Washington in the nuts, but you can’t make him surrender.
You can cook a piece of chicken, but you can’t stop a skilled vet from saving it.