Betelgeuse went supernova, and around that time the light from the explosion will be reaching Earth, causing the sky to illuminate with a second sun on the opposite side of the planet. 24 hours of sunlight.

Heh. Let alone the fact that even if it were true, scientists here would have no way of knowing if Betelgeuse had gone supernova or predicting when the "light would hit," since astronomy is a science based entirely on the observation of light. If we can't see it, we don't know it's there. That being said, I'd say "it was a joke," but I always forget that the internet is serious business and my comments here will probably just get downvoted anyway. Hehe.

if I didn't comment here the next comment would've been something about n*gg*rs and the ability to spam slurs because the technology to punch people in the face via tcp/ip connection doesn't exist yet (also 1'd for lack of edits(prove me wrong))

If you are in the artic (north of line 66 N), you will get a full 24-hours of sunlight at least once per year. Given that the sun is still perceptably moving, and that there is green sh*t around, it's probably near the southern extremity of that area. Alaska, Canada, Northern Scandinavia, or Siberia.

Jupiter needs to be 10 times more massive to become a star, so you'd have to throw all the planets in the solar system plus all the planets in another solar system into jupiter for it to become a star.