Su Chin from Juno:construct 'No Babies Like Murdering' signput on puffy jacket and red glassesmake Asian facego out of houseexpress disbelief when people tell you your costume's 'too obscure' to be recognised. tsk. yell ALL BABIES WANT TO GET BORNEDawkwardly explain sarcasm and irony when fug republicans commend your stancedone!

Miss Alaska:get united states of american swimming suitget textile, cut to make pageant ribbon, write Miss Alaska onanswer with mumbling of job creation, bush doctrines, all the unnamed newspapers you read, and Tina Fey when asked what you are. by that time your inspiration should be cleardone!

Sexy Pizza Boxlaugh at armies of sexy kitties/angels/devils/teachers when they freeze they vadge off and you're safe in your pizza box with the playboy logo on (to bring the sexy, you know?)done!