*sit beside hot girl first day and she drops the class crew*
*girl at register smiles at me and i zone out dreaming of us frolicking in the meadows crew*
*only sound phone makes is low battery alert crew*
*make eye contact with girl and get heart palpitation crew*
*order pizza and lower money in a bucket with rope from 2nd floor crew*
*thinking about giving it all up to be a monk crew*