1201 - for a guy who at least goes on walks in Jersey, you show some remarkable gaps in Americana. Please don't tell me you haven't seen Up In Smoke or the various other Cheech and Chong films? That is almost as bad as never having read A Confederacy of Dunces. Or never having tasted a RingDing, or seen a little league game. These are institutions that mean more than that ridiculous debate last which I was forced to watch by friends.

Joking.

I agree that the first line/s are critical in a poem. But I am too brain dead today to come up with an example.

Harry - I am not even going to comment on that monkey hand thing, other than to say you may want to avoid becoming the stuff of an urban legend.

__________________“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”
― John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces

1201 - for a guy who at least goes on walks in Jersey, you show some remarkable gaps in Americana. Please don't tell me you haven't seen Up In Smoke or the various other Cheech and Chong films? That is almost as bad as never having read A Confederacy of Dunces. Or never having tasted a RingDing, or seen a little league game. These are institutions that mean more than that ridiculous debate last which I was forced to watch by friends.

Joking.

I agree that the first line/s are critical in a poem. But I am too brain dead today to come up with an example.

Harry - I am not even going to comment on that monkey hand thing, other than to say you may want to avoid becoming the stuff of an urban legend.

Originally posted by LostBaby
My beloved is perfect. He is strong, smart, well read, can & will do anything, tender, and totally adores me. The only thing that could make him better is if he was freak'n wealthy beyond words.

On the floor of a small room near the city wall, they found the source of the many fragments of wisdom this civilization had left the world.http://bronzeageworks.blogspot.com/

Originally posted by LostBaby
My beloved is perfect. He is strong, smart, well read, can & will do anything, tender, and totally adores me. The only thing that could make him better is if he was freak'n wealthy beyond words.

On the floor of a small room near the city wall, they found the source of the many fragments of wisdom this civilization had left the world.http://bronzeageworks.blogspot.com/

1201 - for a guy who at least goes on walks in Jersey, you show some remarkable gaps in Americana. Please don't tell me you haven't seen Up In Smoke or the various other Cheech and Chong films? That is almost as bad as never having read A Confederacy of Dunces. Or never having tasted a RingDing, or seen a little league game. These are institutions that mean more than that ridiculous debate last which I was forced to watch by friends.

so many cultural holes
so little time to fill them
i assume you mean new jersey
some parts you really don't even want to drive through

you came to america for ringdings?
or is this an ins question? airport security?

do you have any ringdings on you?
yes
wave 'em though, he's an american

ok quick name the 50 products that the stars on the flag represent
north ringding
south ringding
coca cola
tampax
burgers
fries
depends...
once the us could hold it's head up high with good products like the louisville slugger, the sherman tank, muscle cars, beer in glass bottles that you could throw out the window at stop signs...
now it's all aluminium

I don't think you want to get me started on the fall of America.
If the men on our money could see where we have ended up bills would start spontaneously combusting left and right.

However, it is still the only place in the world you can get a perfect turkey club sandwich.

__________________“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”
― John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces

I don't think you want to get me started on the fall of America.
If the men on our money could see where we have ended up bills would start spontaneously combusting left and right.

However, it is still the only place in the world you can get a perfect turkey club sandwich.

Chico]
Everyone Says I Love You
The great big mosquito when he stings you
The fly when he gets stuck on the fly paper too says
I Love You

Every time the cow says moo
She makes the bull-a very happy too
The rooster when he hollers cock-a-doodle-doodle-doo
says I Love You

Christopher Columbus he write
the Queen of Spain a very nice little note
He write "I Love You, baby"
and then he gets himself a great big boat
He's a wise guy.
What do you think Columbus do
When he come here in 1492
He said to Pocahontas "Acki Vachi Vachi Voo,
"That means "You little son of a gun, I Love You."

Harpo]
------------------------honk, honk

i think the marxes said it bestest

how a turkey got a club i'll never know
or is this any sandwich at the turkey club
which beggars the question, why are you there
and just what are you looking for
turkey club
indeed

b
which beggars the question, why are you there
and just what are you looking for
turkey club
indeed

You know, that is a very good question. I think I shall retreat for a bit to think about it.

__________________“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”
― John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces

First the frock and now the pink tutu... and you say that I'm fixated?
oh, count that, ha ha

it was you wrote about the tutu, i just dreamt about the dress

the great thing about it was i was completely unfazed and non-judgemental. so that's good, right? let's face it, the frock was small potatoes compared to your malfunctioning pituitary gland rendering you 10' tall....

the great thing about it was i was completely unfazed and non-judgemental. so that's good, right? let's face it, the frock was small potatoes compared to your malfunctioning pituitary gland rendering you 10' tall....