​UNSPORTSmanlike Conduct

Legalization of marijuana? What's the difference? We are already halfway there anyway. Certainly can't result in anymore international conflict.

Dogs in restaurants? No problem with dogs, but have some more respect for them than to sit down and eat a 5 star meal right in their face. Imagine if you had your ass tied to a table while your owners looked down on you as they indulged themselves in the finer things in life. That shit is like modern day slavery.

Oversized feet? We have a population problem. Heard of overcrowding? Know what makes it harder than ever to fit large quatities of people in small spaces? Some abnormally large feet. We need to save the ever lacking ground space for the majority. The people that don't need to special order their Jordan's from a sweatshop somewhere in the the 3rd world.

Is learning Waka Flocka Flame lyrics in an extremely important lesson in and of itself? No, but learning how to memorize is a very valuable trait for school and the working world. If you can memorize a bunch of words that barely even exist in the English language, you can memorize anything.

Wouldn't everyone just be happier in general if there weren't some kind of corporate dress code? Think about how many times you have been irrationally angry because your dress shirt keeps untucking itself or your dress socks keep itching your ankles? Wouldn't be all be a little more attentive to detail if we weren't sweating under our suit jacket?

Hey, I don't know what minimum wage should be, but I am on board with whatever In-N-Out decides. $15 dollars an hour, 12 cents an hour, I don't give a fuck. Name one thing In-N-Out does wrong. I know it's not burgers, fries, or shakes and that's literally all they do. If IN-N-Out has never been wrong, maybe it's time for the rest of society to get right.

I have been saying this for awhile now. Women have all the rights. Discussing women's rights like they don't already exist is a step backwards in my opinion. Look at Mr. Flame's presidential competition. Boom, a woman. If women are losing, there is only one person that could possibly be winning...

Unfortunately for Flocka, no matter how awesome 'President Flame' sounds, he's about 8 years too late with his nomination. No doubt he could have waxed that half dead corpse John McCain or some guy that thinks 'Mitt' is a presidential caliber first name. This is 2015, we get bored quick. We already did the black thing. We have got to move on to women. Probably a homosexual after that. Hell, by 2024 the race and gender of our president will probably be too ambiguous to pinpoint. The grass is always greener, and I think the nation has typecast black men as people that don't take care of their lawn. Thanks a lot Obama. As a society we even got tired of old, disgruntled white men at the helm. Safe to say no way is safe from over saturation. Oh well, Let's hope Hillary knows how to roll a blunt. At least this means Bill gets more FaceTime.