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February 06, 2013

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 5-6 February 2013

In today's dispatches, Lawrence Sellin is still a steaming pantload of treason. Missouri State Rep (and speaker of the Missouri State House) Tim Jones seems to be trying to walk back his time as one of Dr. Orly's courtroom props, and the birtherstani are ticked at his apostasy. Tribble life-support unit Donald Trump is upset that people are still calling him out for being a birther.

Al Hendershot is still trying to put two and two together to come up with avocado, which doesn't stop Dr. Orly from playing leech on his buttocks. George Miller shows the world why "gullible" = "Birther", as do the commenters at Weekly World News. Padawan Pauly is trumpeting his second attempt to get booted out of the courtroom. Professional Seditionist Sharon Rondeau once again checks under the seat cushions for conspiracy.

Former PUMA Helen Tansey allows Linda Jordan to whine on her show. And disbarred attorney Mongomery Sibley comes up with what can only be called a "judicial worm".

It's 44 minutes of Sellin's usual crap. From "single party rule", birtherism, so-called "state-controlled media", complaints about "sharia law", and Sellin's calls for civil revolt and "only rebellion can save America", all tied together in a frittata of racism, bigotry, sedition, outright treason, and paranoia.

2 February - Looks like Missouri Speaker of the House (and former Dr. Orly Courtroom Prop) State Rep Tim Jones may have given up birtherism.

The birther recanting is at 8:47, starting off with the host asking how Rep. Jones could put his name on something that ridiculous. Good question. Rep. Jones kinda blows off the question with a "that was then, this is now" type answer.

4 February - Tribble mobility scooter Donald Trump whines to Newsmax that he's been "vilified" for being a birther.

"Billionaire businessman Donald Trump told veteran radio broadcaster Steve Malzberg on Monday that he was vilified by the mainstream media for offering to donate $5 million to charity if President Barack Obama released his college transcripts.

“They all came to his defense: ‘How dare Trump do that?’” Trump said on the premiere of “The Steve Malzberg Show” on Newsmax TV in New York. “It was $5 million that can go to Sandy, but I would’ve been willing to pay much, much more than that.

Yeah, how dare they call out an egotistical media whore for spewing unfounded conspiracy claims in an attempt to make that uppity darkie show his damn papers like Trump demanded!!

"But the real estate mogul told Malzberg on Monday that he was still shocked that Obama declined the offer, especially since it was for charity.

“I offered him $5 million if he showed, just showed, these college transcripts and also some documentation. Very simple stuff. Passport documentation. And he didn’t do it,” Trump said. “Then, I gave him a certain number — and I said I would raise it very, very substantially from $5 million, and he still didn’t do it.”

The mainstream media “thought it was terrible that I had asked for that,” Trump added. “He could’ve made a lot of money for showing a few documents — literally, a few pages worth of documents and maybe some passport documentation.”

So you're shocked that the President of the United States didn't tap-dance to your tune and go "yasuh Missa Trump" when you demanded his papers?? And even more shocked that the media actually called you out on it and made fun of you??

Wow. You are an egotistical waste of skin, aren't you?

4 February - An article at the fake examiner about Linda Jordan's legal sugar daddy, former judge Richard B. Sanders.

It's a complete parrot of Birther Report.

5 February - While Al Hendershot may have taken a break from running his own birther lawsuits and mindlessly reporting the latest from Nellie Risvadt as fact, he's still being a birther, and still going on about the Social Security Number conspiracy.

"2. I found that both Barack Obama and Harry J. Bounel are listed as holders of the same Connecticut Social Security number (redacted) and resided at the same address 5046 S. Greenwood Ave, Chicago ,llinois, Exhibit 1 attached herein is the true and correct copy of the printout from http//www.acxiom.com/identity-solutions database. Exhibit 2 attached herein is the (FOIA) Freedom of Information Act request which was completed for numident (redacted) with Harry Bounel as the name associated with said numident (redacted). Exhibit 2 clearly states that the aforementioned numident belongs to Harry Bounel and not Barack H Obama as detailed in the response from the Social Security Administration dated November 2012."

And:

"4. http/ /www.acxiom.com/identity-solutions database shows that the last change in the record of Harry J. Bounel Social security number (redacted) was performed by Michelle Obama in and around November 2009, who is listed as a relative of Harry J. Bounel."

I will point out - again - that this is AFTER Dr. Orly spewed the SSN all over the internet.

Page 2 is a letter (with redacted address of the recipient) from the SSA saying they cannot confirm that SSN number as belonging to Harry Bounel. Remember how Hendershot says it "clearly states that the aforementioned numident belongs to Harry Bounel and not Barack H Obama"?? Would it surprise you if I said it says no such thing at all.

Page 3 basically Hendershot patting himself on the back over all the stuff he claims to have found.

Pages 4 and 5 are the search results, clearly showing the November 2009 date.

For the record! I did NOT give my permission to have MY FOIA letters used in this manner! I was never asked permission nor was I consulted in this. I do NOT want my name or my property attached to this case! I am trying to get a response from Albert and Orly on this right now. Again, I DID NOT give my permission for them to use MY personal property or FOIA letters with MY name on them for this matter!!!!"

Oh dear. Did Hendershot swipe someone else's work and claim it as his own??

Typical birther. Though, since Ms. Bishop gave this letter to Al Hendershot, my sympathy is rather tempered by the old observation about lying down with dogs.

5 February - And, of course, Dr. Orly has to attach herself to Hendershot like a limpet. (malware and redirect warning)

"Attorney Orly Taitz is preparing a supplemental brief with findings of Albert Hendershot regarding Obama’s use of a stolen Social Security number of Harrison J. Bounel. The brief will be sent to the Supreme Court and other courts
Posted on | February 5, 2013"

5 February - Real Clear Politics writes a story that a second Oval Office is being built, which sets off George Miller.

"Given that the nation is bankrupt, it is absolutely incredible that Obama is building himself a second “Oval Office.” Does his arrogance and lack of fiscal responsibility, his utter lack of shame, have no limits? Where is Congress and the media over this? You mean you haven’t even heard about this before?"

"White House press secretary Jay Carney said Wednesday that a report claiming that a replica Oval Office was being readied ahead of planned renovations in the West Wing were "false."

"Reports about a replica Oval Office are false, and no one is moving from the West Wing," Carney said at his daily press briefing.

Real Clear Politics reported that the government was building a new executive office for the president, along with other top-level staff members, inside the Eisenhower Executive Office Building near the White House complex. The story claimed work on a "nearly identical replica" of the president's office was already under way."

Not that a birther ever cares much for things like "facts" or "the truth".

"Guthrie's suit was immediately intercepted by the de facto foreign monarchy government, by one of de facto king Obama's foot soldiers, Obama appointee de facto Judge Jane Magnus-Stinson. Ms. Magnus-Stinson is not a lawful United States judge, but rather is a member of the judicial Royal privileged class of Obama supporters who have been given unprecedented positions, income, and political rights that they are not lawfully entitled to.

She proceeded to ignore the self-evident facts of Nature that Guthrie pleaded in his petition which show how natural born Citizen is defined by The Natural Law Theory of the Father, proving both that Obama is not a natural born Citizen, and proving that her judgeship is not valid. She should have recused herself immediately according to the rules and facts presented by Guthrie in his Complaint, and she was required by Title 18 codes to report immediately to law enforcement and Congress that Obama is not qualified to hold Office. She failed to do these required things.

De facto Judge Magnus-Stinson then falsified both the law and the facts of Guthrie's petition and his status before the Court. Ms. Magnus-Stinson falsely determined that Guthrie was an incarcerated prisoner, so that she could intercept Guthrie's Complaint under a rules section that only applies to incarcerated prisoners. She used that false authority to then presume to judge the merits of Guthrie's case, which she did not actually do, and has no right or power to do. Instead, she committed another fabrication or fraud, in order to dismiss the Complaint. She stated that Guthrie was suing a sitting President as her justification to dismiss Guthrie's suit before it is even delivered to the defendants, a right that she does not have since Guthrie is not an incarcerated prisoner and never presented himself to the Court as one."

"Nowhere in Guthrie's suit is he suing a sitting President. Guthrie makes it clear in his suit that he is suing a sitting non-President. There is no law in the U.S. that prevents a natural born Citizen from suing a sitting non-President de facto king to have him removed by the courts, so that the natural born Citizen will have his citizenship status recognized and restored by the government, in order that the natural born Citizen is not being subjected to unlawful Tyranny by the Executive and Legislative branches and by the mob of selector supporters."

Meanwhile, those of us who live in the reality-based community know that your sacred sperm of citizenship lawsuit is a steaming pile of bantha droppings.

"Guthrie has now fired back with an Amended Complaint that adds de facto Judge Jane Magnus-Stinson to the suit, being that she loses her immunity when she is not even a valid judge in the first place, and she is now seen to be engaging in what appears to be highly criminal activity.

The Amended Complaint and motions were filed on January 30, 2013 in the 7th Circuit District Court Southern Indiana Division. "

"Obama’s Social Security Administration Commissioner, Michael Astrue, has announced that he will “return to his home in Massachusetts” sometime this month.

No specific reason was provided for Astrue’s departure other than that he had served for a six-year term under a “holdover provision” which expired on January 19, 2013. "

That sounds like a pretty specific reason for those of us who live in the reality based community, rather than in the sewers of birtherstan.

"In another case, Grinols et al v. Obama, which gained a hearing on January 3, 2013 by Judge Morrison England in California, Astrue was issued a subpoena to appear, although he ultimately did not."

Funny how Rondeau fails to note the subpoena was invalid…..

"Astrue had defaulted in 2011 for the first time in Taitz’s case involving the Social Security Administration which is now awaiting a hearing in the Fifth Circuit. "

Also funny how Rondeau fails to note that the case was dismissed as well, even though Dr. Orly is now trying to dry-hump it's corpse.

"In a 16-page affidavit issued by Maricopa County, AZ Cold Case Posse Lead Investigator Mike Zullo, he reaffirms the findings of the posse’s months-long investigation which concluded that Obama’s Selective Service registration card and long-form birth certificate are “computer-generated forgeries.” Zullo also acknowledged the claim of forgery regarding Obama’s short-form birth certificate and Social Security number.

Zullo told Mark Gillar of the Tea Party Power Hour that he is not sure that Obama’s birth date is August 4 or that Obama’s parents are those he has publicly identified.

A British subject and former adviser to Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, Lord Christopher Monckton of Brenchley, who has reported on the Obama eligibility/identity controversy stated on Election Day last year that Obama’s purported long-form birth certificate “is as phony as a 3-dollar bill.” Lord Monckton provided an affidavit to an unknown party which contends, in his experience as a mathematician, that the image could not reasonably be authentic.

Monckton also predicted that prosecution would follow of individuals involved in acting as “accessories after the fact of forgery, fraud and – let us not mince words – high treason.” Several days ago, political activist Lyndon LaRouche released a video in which he claimed that multiple indictments have been issued accusing Barack Obama and Ben Bernanke, Chairman of the Federal Reserve, of crimes not yet divulged."

Wow. She managed to bring Boy Defective Mike Zullo, Viscount Monckton, and anti-semite Lyndon LaRouche and their screwball claims in on it as well.

5 February - The parody site Weekly World News posts an article claiming that impeachment hearings against President Obama will begin on 11 March 2013.

Members of Congress are reportedly beginning impeachment against Barack Obama based on the grounds of unauthorized military use in Libya and Syria. Congress is also looking at his involvement in Fast and Furious.

According to Congressional representatives Barack Obama has violated the rules set that clearly state that the President must seek Congressional approval before using military force. Now he says it was OK because he had international support. But how does that make it okay? They aren’t our Congress. They don’t determine what is right or wrong for us."

Since it's Weekly World News, anyone with a functioning brainstem and at least two brain cells would KNOW it's a fake and parody.

By all means Congress should move ahead with Removal of that Criminal in the WH. And take all of the administration with him, like David Axelrod who is a known communist born in Moscow. Obama is and has never been qualified to be president, which he has admitted by his own admission. He has been pushed through by Peloshi who is probably responsible for ok his eligibility knowing full well he is not a Natural Born citizen. He is evil, dangerous, deranged and should be punished accordingly, such as PRISON. #1 threat to National Security."

Yeah this fool has been faking his birth certificate using fake SS#s but if this don't get ya
this fool plans on making us get micro chipped wtf?
do your research fool before you are against taking him out of office !!!!
do you want your kids micro chipped ?
do you want health insurance against your will this will be not a option but a have to !!!!

sorry to say nobody is sticking a micro chip in me ill beat em up first !!!"

Obama is being impeached not because he is black but because of:
1) His birth certificate is proven 100% fake, the Photoshopped document has layers which a scanned copy shouldn't have.
2) Obama waged war w/o congressional approval, which breaks the balance of power btw. the three branches.
3) Obama is pushing for a WW3 with Iran."

Hey Folks, it's not Obama/Barry's name, liberal/conservative, Demo/Repub, CBS/FOX, left/right, "we've got to choose one or the other" ideologies that are in play here. Problem is, this man's Father was not a citizen, ergo, not eligible for Presidential office (He is easily qualified to be an American citizen though). However, we have larger problems; What do we do from here to recover from the usurper's "legislation" and the current issues that face our beloved Country? If one adheres to the "dichotomy" mentality, one must be either of the above categories, there can be no "crossing over"…. THIS IS INCORRECT; If Obama/Soetero has taught us anything, it's that 1) we want to believe in equality (maybe too much?) and 2) a person CAN exist being quite the 'mix' of "categories"
His allegiances are still Constitutionally questionable, even taking the above into account.

Some (most?) of the organizations that are motivated to keep you in this either/or mindset are "playing" you, in order to protect their interests/power/control - follow the money, silencing of media (threats), and attempts to control the Internet (SOPA, etc) to illustrate some obvious ones…. I know I'm not alone here in thinking "Technological Progress" cannot be reversed.

So, let's quit "labeling" each other, and do your legal research by following the Georgia Case on eligibility, the latest I found so far here as of 3-7-2012: http://libertylegalfoundation.org/1825/emergency-…
A Concerned American for RP"

"It is heartening to learn how many awesome patriots are supporting Linda Jordan and her plight to raise funds to help defray Washington State’s punitive sanction of nearly $13k for merely challenging Mr. Obama’s constitutional right to hold office. The T-Room had a chance to catch up with Jordan today to get an update on how her fundraising efforts are going and her next steps. It’s good news but she still has a way to go. The T-Room invites you to take a few minutes to listen to this short interview to learn about her case, sanctions, fundraising efforts to date and her personally hiring an attorney who served on Washington State’s Supreme Court for 15 years. And be sure to visit www.obamaforgeries.com and consider making a donation."

Curiously enough, they fail to mention that Jordan illegally used and abused e-verify. Or that the almost $13,000 was attorney costs due her attempt to appeal the court decision. Almost like the have an allergy to the truth or something.

Oh, wait, they're birthers. Of course they do.

Linda Jordan also claims to have raised $7000 towards her costs. Funny, her donation website shows $1609.13 as of this writing. So she's lying about that too. (On edit - she's changed it to $6000 from "paypal and personal checks" as well)

Obama is a US Code 1401 (d) statutory citizen. Statutory! Naturalized at birth is still just statutory!
No statutory citizen is ever a natural born citizen.
In fact a natural born citizen is what a statutory citizen is not.

The only omitted permutation is 2 US Citizen parents, child born on US soil."

8 USC § 1401 states who shall be considered "nationals and citizens of the United States at birth" 8 USC § 1401(d) is:

"(d) a person born outside of the United States and its outlying possessions of parents one of whom is a citizen of the United States who has been physically present in the United States or one of its outlying possessions for a continuous period of one year prior to the birth of such person, and the other of whom is a national, but not a citizen of the United States;"

Actually President Obama falls into 8 USC § 1401(a):

"(a) a person born in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof;"

And it doesn't give any such nonsense like "naturalized at birth" or such crap. The reason why it omits the whole "2 citizen parents" thing is because it doesn't exist in either US law or the US Constitution.

Legal and Constitutional knowledge - FAIL.

6 February - Disbarred attorney and current attention whore Montgomery Sibley claims to have a brand new, can't fail approach to his current birther lawsuits:

"To date, no federal court has taken up the merits of Obama's eligibility relying instead on the dubious legal doctrine of “standing” to dismiss every lawsuit. Accordingly, Sibley has released his Stuxnet-like Motion to Dismiss Indictment into the federal prison system. The Motion makes the simple argument that: (i) no federal law is valid under Article I, § 7, cl. 2, of the Constitution unless it is presented to the President, (ii) Obama is not a legitimate President and thus (iii) his signing of the Fraud Enforcement and Recovery Act of 2009 (“FERA”) is void. Accordingly, every person charge and/or convicted under FERA is entitled to be released."

Yeah, let us know how that works out for you, skippy. Oh, and Stuxnet is a computer worm. Fitting description. It's rather interesting he's describing this in this fashion. Seems almost like a form of judicial abuse or judicial terrorism....

"Sibley has sent the Motion to prisoners convicted under FERA and their defense attorneys and expects his Motion to be filed in dozens of FERA cases by them in the near future. Sibley said: “Like the Stuxnet computer virus, my Motion will circulate among the prison and population and criminal defense bar both of which are very adept at bringing legal pleadings to Court. Once the Motion is properly presented, the Courts will be forced to deal with the merits of Obama’s legitimacy. The doctrine of ‘standing’ will no longer be a barrier to adjudication. My Motion forces the Courts to make the choice of issuing the requested subpoenas – thereby finally settling the issue of Obama’s eligibility to be President – or affirming that the Sixth Amendment has been repealed by Judicial fiat because it threatens the status quo. Either way, we will know where we stand as a People and whether it is time to convene a Constitutional Convention to re-assert our fundamental rights in a federal judicial system which has evolved to ignore those sacred rights when they challenge the ruling class.”

Seems like, hell. This IS, IMHO, a form of judicial abuse or judicial terrorism.

What the press release is, his attempt to shop around for a defendant (isn't he still disbarred??) who has been imprisoned due to the Fraud Enforcement and Recovery Act of 2009, Public Law 111-21.

The Fraud Enforcement and Recovery Act of 2009, Public Law 111-21, putatively signed into law by Barack Hussein Obama, II on May 20, 2009, under which Defendant has been indicted/convicted is void as it never was “presented” and signed into law by a legitimate President. As such, Defendant’s indictment/conviction must be declared null and void and the Defendant immediately released from custody"

The first four pages is his legal challenge that FERA is invalid because President Obama is supposedly "not a real president". The remaining eight pages is the usual birther blather, ending with:

1. The original COLBs from Obama to allow Defendant’s Expert Document Examiners to evaluate and testify pursuant to Rule 702, Federal Rules of Evidence, as to the authenticity of those documents;"

So basically he wants a chance to give Zebest, Polland/Polarik, Vogt, Irey, and the usual gang of idiots a chance to get their sticky paws all over the original.

Let us know how that works out for you.....

"2. All records of Obama’s birth in the possession of the State of Hawaii Department of Health and Kapi'olani Maternity Home – which is now named the Kapi'olani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital – the hospital where Obama claims he was born.

3. Authenticated copies of Obama’s college applications and transcripts from Occidental College, Columbia University and Harvard Law School – documents Obama has refused to reveal. Pursuant to Rule 901(b)(8), Federal Rules of Evidence, those documents would qualify as Ancient Documents. Defendant believes they will provide relevant evidence of Obama’s place of birth and citizenship as such documents regularly solicit that information.

4. Authenticated copies of Obama’s U.S. Passport application. That application requires proof of U.S. citizenship as part of the application process. Significantly, in 1991 Obama’s then-literary agency, Acton & Dystel, published a booklet, which was distributed to the publishing industry. The booklet includes a brief biography of Obama among the biographies of eighty-nine other authors represented by Acton & Dystel. Along with other factually accurate information about Obama, that biography lists Obama’s place of birth as: Kenya.

5. All information regarding Obama’s Social Security number in the possession of the United States Social Security Administration. In 2010, Obama posted online on “WhiteHouse.gov” his 2009 tax returns and thus his Social Security number – 042-xx-xxx – became visible to the public. Social Security numbers starting with “042” were issued only to those residing in Connecticut.5 When Obama’s Social Security number was issued, circa 1977, Obama was living in Hawaii and when he applied for his Social Security number it should have started with “575”, “576”, “750” or “751”6, not “042”. The Social Security Administration will have on microfilm a copy of Obama’s original SS-5 application attached to his particular Social Security Number.

6. All information regarding Obama’s Selective Service registration information in the possession of the United States Selective Service System Data Management Center in Palatine, Illinois. Noteworthy on Obama’s publicly released Selective Service card is the cancellation stamp by the Post Office which bears the anomaly of a year date “80” when contemporary cancellation stamps all show “1980”. A detailed explanation of this anomaly – which might well be the year “2008” with the “20” removed and the “08” inverted to make it appear it was stamped in “1980” – can be viewed on-line.7 Obviously, failure to timely register with the Selective Service precludes as a matter-of-law one’s employment as President. See: 5 USC § 3328(a)8."

"But will Sibley actually find convicts to take up his cause? Apparently so. In an email to DCist, Sibley writes that he has found some interested parties from perhaps the only place where one would expect sympathizers to his aimless cause might be found. "I have gotten positive feedback through third parties from three who were convicted under FERA in Florida," Sibley writes.

Sibley teaming up Floridian financial criminals: Perfect. Of course, if this pans out, Sibley will have to offer his sage legal advice from afar. He was kicked off the Sunshine State bar in 2008."

6 February - The inmates at Birther Report are less than happy with Missouri State Rep Tim Jones.

(Redaction mine)

"Missouri Speaker Of The House Tim Jones Satisfied With Obama's Forged Birth Certificate

"Please, contact FOX news, demand that this reporter allow me to appear on his show and provide evidence of Obama’s use of forged IDs and a stolen SSN. Demand apology ASAP.
Posted on | February 6, 2013"

"SCREEECH!!! TRAITOR! TREASON!!! SCREEEECH!!!!"

6 February - The people at Birther Report's YouTube channel are also annoyed at Missouri State Rep Tim Jones

If he believes the long form is good enough, that is grounds to dismiss him and examine his mental faculties. I've gone over that original pdf with Illustrator and I've analyzed the meta data. It's a fake. that is a 100% certainty. The real issue now is﻿ the confederacy of fools that allow this guy to remain in office."

Watch the body language, eye movement, he is lying,and is uncomfortable with it, he even seems practiced at it! Even his hands, he has to keep them together the same as all who practice﻿ lies.There is actual training for this technique, professionals who teach those in the political field, oral and public speaking! Most likely he was made some promise of climbing up the pyramid scheme of things! It is all about the money! Or he was told his career was over unless?"

There may be some truth to this. I suspect Tim Jones is still very much a birther, but I also suspect the GOP in his state know damn well that birtherism doesn't fly with the majority of voters and told him to knock it off.