I want to see Kaepernick throw 5 interceptions before Pollard lays him out on the turf for good. Alex Smith leads the 49ers to a massive comeback to win the game by 1 touchdown.

Ray Lewis will drop on his knees, crying, shaking his fists at the sky, blaming Jesus for the loss. When Flacco tries to help him up, he punches Flacco upside the head, and a fist fight ensues. Ray Rice will get a black eye in the commotion, and John Harbaugh will knock his brother out and never speak to him again.

And finally, it will be the least watched Super Bowl in NFL history, with only the San Francisco and Baltimore media markets tuning in. The Harbaugh parents' house will have lost power halfway through the game. :rocker:

The Harbaugh parents' house will have lost power halfway through the game.

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I don't believe they will be watching the game from home, but I like the way you think!

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The National Father's Day Council names Ray Lewis the Father of the Year for 2013 (Bill Clinton was the 2012 winner - Not a joke). Ray's six children by four different mothers look on and cheer.

A 40 year old overweight streaker avoids security long enough that Ray Lewis decides to tackle him, but Ray gets juked at the last second and watches helplessly on the turf as the out of shape couch potato runs into the end zone.

How sweet would it be if during the half time show a lawyer runs on to the stage and holds the bloody white suit that Ray Lewis was wearing (on the night of the murder ) which disappeared and the cops handcuff Ray-the thug and escort him out of the stadium .