Aaaand he did. Just got it in the mail. A $100 money order in my name. BUUUUUT.

To conceal it, he wrapped the money order in a sheet of paper with a bunch of stuff typed on it. At first I thought it was a letter from him, so I unfolded it to read it.

IT'S A PAGE PRINTED OFF OF WIKIPEDIA ABOUT LUCIFER.

It says shit like "According to the Qu'ran, Iblis (Arabic for Lucifer) disobeyed an order from God to bow to Adam and as a result was forced out of heaven and given respite until th day of judgement from further punishment."