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Hello and welcome back to Sunday Funday, where we play every free game on the internet so you don't have to. Last week we played Give Up, Robot, a grappling hook-based platformer with an evil narrator and even crueler level design. Our High Score Hero for the week is Silver-Tiger, just for surviving through the whole impossible game. Congratulate him. Love him. And most importantly, steal his crown this week.

This week we'll be playing Don't Shit Your Pants, a survival horror game by Kenny Lee and Teddy Lee that we can all relate to. While some of us may be fearless heroes when it comes to zombies, nightmares, demons, and hallucinations, instantaneously losing control of your body is a universal fear that can put you on the edge of your seat in two ways at once. Don't Shit Your Pants puts you in the role of a man who is 40 seconds away from doing exactly that. You are right outside the bathroom door, your spastic colon is kicking in, you can tell you only have 40 seconds left, the door is closed, and the heat is on.

The game is played entirely by entering text commands, such as "play" to start a game, "credits" to see the credits, "quit" to quit, "awards" to view the achievements you've unlocked so far, and "delete" to delete your save file. I won't tell you what any of the other commands are, because trying to discover them is the whole point of the game. What I can show you is that it starts like this:

and usually ends like this:

Since this game isn't exactly score-based, our High Score Hero will be the first person to unlock every achievement in the game. You might have to think outside the box to find out how to "win." If nobody can get every single achievement, then whoever gets the most achievements will be the High Score Hero. Just take any photo or screengrab of your achievements screen, and upload it to any image sharing site, and link to the image in the comments section.

If you believe you've got what it takes to be the official High Score Hero of Don't Shit Your Pants, but you don't have an account with VGChartz yet, click here to create one. It's fast, free, and easy to join. Our new High Score Hero will be announced in next week's Sunday Funday.