R is for Rimming

Ha, I was going to write R is for Romance. But screw that. Real romance is about having your arse licked. I’m not talking metaphorically anymore.

The proper name for rimming is ‘Anilingus’, it involves kissing, licking, sucking and penetrating your partners anus. Don’t even think about kissing me after that. Of course, you can still catch STI’s from rimming.

You ever tried it? The thought of having to lick a mans asshole is somewhat completely off putting. I’ve never tried it. Licking someone else that is. I’m not sure I’d want to. I’ve had it done to me before though. Perhaps it’s one of those things that is only acceptable after a lot of scrubbing, anti bacterial spray and oust. If that’s not socially acceptable, you could just cut a condom in half and use it as a barrier, or get one of the proper dam barriers. You can also make a ‘tongue condom’ by cutting the fingers section of a latex glove and well, putting your tongue in it.

I hope it doesn’t need to be said that after this act, you shouldn’t then start cunnilingus because of all the bacteria etc on your tongue.