The defective stamp - Very Funny

The U.S. Postal Service created a stamp earlier this year with a picture of President Bush to honor his achievements while in office. However, it was found that in daily use the stamp was not sticking to envelopes at all. So the President established a blue ribbon commission to determine the reason for such a defect.
After a month's testing, the commission made the following findings:

1. The stamp was found to be in perfect order.
2. There was nothing wrong with the consistency of the applied adhesive.
3. People were just spitting on the wrong side.

I know! I like John Kerry, but he looks ALOT like my basset hound! :chuckle

~ Jen

P.S- Having a snow day here in NC and loving it!

Feb 29, '04

Now we know what happened.

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and
discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said,
"I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers
in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he
performed a private concert for the Queen of England!"

The next one said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both
arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years
later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are just amateurs. Several
years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol
rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy
hat. Now he's president of the United States."

Feb 29, '04

That might be funny if stamps these days were not self- adhesive. Just didn't do it for me.

Quote from WyomingRN

Subject: The defective stamp

The U.S. Postal Service created a stamp earlier this year with a picture of President Bush to honor his achievements while in office. However, it was found that in daily use the stamp was not sticking to envelopes at all. So the President established a blue ribbon commission to determine the reason for such a defect.
After a month's testing, the commission made the following findings:

1. The stamp was found to be in perfect order.
2. There was nothing wrong with the consistency of the applied adhesive.
3. People were just spitting on the wrong side.