Why is it that every thread where someone shows their ass, the whole damn cavalry rides out to "help" as though it takes 100 voices of agreement to make clear that the guy is wrong?

This is why kids are lucky to only have two parents - if they had more, they'd end up getting a whipping from every last one of them for stealing some cookies. Except for you hippies who think spanking is evil, who would then send him to the corner to think about what he did.

Thread locked. Please stop being a bunch of fucking vultures.

_________________________"The devil I'll bring you," answered Hagen. "I have enough to carry with my shield and breastplate; my helm is bright, the sword is in my hand, therefore I bring you naught."