This is Spraytect, an iPhone 4/4S iphone case with an integrated can of pepper spray. It comes in white, black, pink and blue and costs $40. Refill canisters cost extra, but if you find yourself needing a refill it might be time to consider moving to a safer part of town. Or the moon. The crime rate on the moon is like zero provided you don't count littering. Hey -- whatever keeps you safe. Me? I'd answer a call at the bar and end up pepper-spraying whoever was sitting next to me, then have to pretend they were trying to steal my wallet so I don't look like the jackass who accidentally discharged his pepper spray at the bar. Fun fact: pepper spray is not a condiment, not even for really spicy thai.

Thanks to val, who deters thieves the natural way. Haha, I was wondering why there was a skunk in your purse. Can I pet him?