I love Parks and Recreation because it was imperfect. Was. When it first debuted, it was a poorly reviewed, somewhat ill conceived show that at the end of the day just wasn't very fun. For most shows that's the ballgame. Network TV is a famously fickle place. If things aren't working right out of the gates they get shifted around. They get buried. They get burned off. They get canceled. Very rarely do they have the chance to get better. By the time Parks finished its seventh season last night, not only had it gotten better, it had long-since become the best show on TV.

After his rampant success on Tinder alongside Dave Franco, Conan O'Brien decided to dip a toe in the Grindr vortex with Billy Eichner as his shepherd. Eichner helped Conan take a few coy pictures and then Conan trolled Grindr for friendship under the name "frecklefucker." Conan also revealed that he is "very ginger... down there. When I'm naked, it looks like the base of a baby birch tree is on fire." Irresistible stuff, Coco.

The cast of Parks & Rec was on Late Night With Seth Meyers last night following the finale, maybe together for the last time (except for they will always be together in our hearts and in all the seasons available on Netflix.) Cue sobfest. The cast started by serenading Seth Meyers with a gorgeous cacophony—soundtrack to the sobfest.

Jimmy Kimmel's "Lie Witness News" isn't just a first-ballot hall of fame late night bit. It also tells us something important about ourselves as a people. Namely, that many of us are terrible, terrible liars.

But it doesn't have to be that way! If you want to successfully lie about seeing a movie that you haven't seen, follow these four easy steps.

First Colin Firth wowed us with the most British fistfight ever in Bridget Jones's Diary (then again, with the second most British fistfight ever in Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason.) Now, in all his bookish, fatherly glory, Firth will BRING THE PAIN as special agent Harry Hart in Kingsman: The Secret Service. Last night Firth told Jimmy Fallon that he did his own stunts for the film, requiring six months of what I imagine to be Karate Kid-type backyard training. We at GQ are very, very impressed. Firth's sons? Not so much:

Given the fact the show doesn't officially premiere until February 27th, it's safe to assume it was a huge, huge mistake. Still, it was wonderful while it lasted. So, what did we learn from the 5 minutes we were able to watch before it was inevitably scrubbed from the Internet? Well now, that would be telling, wouldn't it?

UPDATE: We reached out to Netflix who a cited a "technical glitch" as the reason for the sneak peak. Also, the official House of Cards Twitter account tweeted this tongue-in-cheek response.

This is Washington. There's always a leak. All 13 episodes will launch February 27.

What have we been doing in the months since John Oliver left us? Blithely buying pharmaceuticals, taking out payday loans willy-nilly, and trying in vain to craft our own salmon cannons. We even let RadioShack die. But John Oliver is back, with his somehow not-at-all sexy British accent and a strong message from RadioShack for a nation raised on remote-controlled cars: