Thursday, January 3, 2008

You Learn Something New Everyday

A good friend is like a fine wineeven better with benefits a thing to cherish...but sometimes a good friend will do or say something that really throws you for a loop. Last night, I was talking to a very good friend, and I mentioned that my microwave tilapia with shrimp scampi dinner tasted like earwax, with a dash of dirty ass...well the creamy sauce it was swimming in did...after questioning me how I knew what earwax tasted like, he (name withheld to prevent any embarrassment) shared a secret with me...regarding earwax.

Have you ever poured yourself some soda, a little too fast, and notice that the bubbles are threatening to spill over?...fear not, all you need to do is stick your finger into your ear, then quickly put the waxy tip of that finger into the bubbles, and they instantly retreat back into the glass.

This is one experiment that I will not be testing, but apparently my friend actually scored a free meal from some fools who had the nerve to bet him that he was BS-ing. Interesting, no?

17 comments:

ok, you're friend is weird!!! you don't need the earwax, you just need to stick your finger in the soda, the oils from your skin will prevent it from fizzing up too much... that little trick i learned as a waiter... and no, i never used it!!! just the slow ones used it... ha!!!