Meta

Crocs now plans to add an escalator warning to its shoes. No word yet on whether it will be a picture of Tia Mattson or Shelley Forslund with a cartoon bubble that says, “Inattentive parents: Give us a @#&! break and don’t let your kids shove their feet into the teeth of a moving escalator.”

Those of you who have been in Denver long enough to remember Bob Palmer and Larry Green will enjoy this KMGH/Channel 7 clip from 1977. “Disco Larry” makes his appearance at the 3:15 mark. (Hat tip to Westword.)