Archive for March, 2010

Here’s Jessica Alba continuing her hotness streak while enjoying some iced tea with the family at a local park. Ok, so the photos may not be scorchers or as impressive as her recent candid shots (see here and here), but let’s consider that she is a mom, and I don’t know many moms who look like that. Plus she’s not covered from head to toe in some ridiculous hippie dress like she would be a year ago. So yeah, don’t fret my peeps; the hot Jessica Alba is definitely still here. Enjoy!

Yesterday I posted a new Iron Man 2 poster featuring a super sexy Scarlett Johansson as The Black Widow, and I’m happy to say that the superhero sexiness continues today with yet another new poster of Scarlett/Black Widow. And as you can see, she can sure fill out her costume like it’s nobody’s business… well, expect for Nick Fury’s (high five my fellow fanboys!). Enjoy the photo, and check out all of the previous Scarlett/Black Widow posters and promo photos below.

Here’s Twilight’s Ashley Greene prancing around the set of her upcoming movie “The Apparition” in a pair of skin-tight jeans, and looking totally hot while doing so. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; nothing beats a babe in a pair of tight jeans. And when said babe is Ashley Greene, well, then you got one heck of a shwingtastic gawking session going on. Super cute and a great pair legs… hot!

Ok, so the last time we saw Kate Bosworth she looked so skinny she scared the bejebees out of me, and that’s saying a lot considering yours truly only dates scrawny French and Brazilian models. But seriously, she looked like a twig and probably felt like one too. But oh what a few months can do…

Here she is going for a sunny stroll in Beverly Hills and looking surprisingly curvaceous, and way hotter. It definitely looks like she put on some much needed weight, and she’s doing a shwingtastic job of showing it off in that pair of skin-tight pants. Good job Kate! Now all you needs to do is kick-start your practically dead career. And return my phone calls from back in 2003.

Here’s a new poster for the hotly anticipated Iron Man 2 featuring a drop dead sexy and curvaceous Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow. Now if you’re a regular reader, you know how disappointed I’ve been with Scarlett’s appearance in the last year or so, but thankfully for us and all the crazy fanboys, she looks freaking hot as the Black Widow. So, at least we’ll be gawking and drooling over Scarlett once again when the movie hits theatres… and in skin-tight superhero spandex no less. So, enjoy the new shot, and I’ve posted all of the previous Scarlett/Black Widow promo pictures for added hotness. Enjoy!

Here’s the criminally underrated Amber Heard looking sultrier than can be in the latest edition of French Revue de Modes magazine. Amber is easily one of my favorite celebrity babes in all of Hollywood, and you can see why by looking at any one of these drop dead sexy photos, and especially the top photo. And the one with her in the blue dress. Hell, just look at all of them! It’s just a shame that she isn’t popular enough to gush over on a regular basis. Oh well, at least we have this scorching hot photoshoot to hold us over until the next one. Enjoy!

Here’s Cameron Diaz on the set of an upcoming flick looking like a supernova of hotness in a pair of short shorts and doing her best impression of the hottest car wash babe on the planet. Good lord, would you get a load of those killer legs. They’re like perfect. And slender, yet shapely. And sexy. And… well, you get the picture.

And is it just me or have you guys noticed as well that Cameron has gotten like ten times hotter since breaking up with Justin Timberlake? Yeah, I thought so. Take that Timberdouche! Enjoy the legfest and try not to drool all over yourselves.

Here’s Olivia Wilde looking like her usual vision of perfection at the 24th American Cinematheque Honors Matt Damon shindig. Why the hell are they honoring Matt Damon of all people is beyond me, but if it gets the stunning Olivia Wilde to show off some skin and her sexy curves in a skin-tight dress, then I’m all for it. Bellisima!

Yes, I know that Katy Perry is a doorknob, but she can sure be a drop dead sexy doorknob sometimes. Here she is at Nickelodeon’s 23rd Annual Kids’ Choice Awards in LA and showing off her killer cleavage, among other sexy attributes. Boy does it pain me to compliment her, and it absolutely kills me when I gush over her shwingtastic body, but you have to give credit where credit is due… especially in the cleavage department. Having said that, she’s still a doorknob.

Ok, so today seems to be “Supermodel Friday”… not that I’m complaining mind you. Here are three of the hottest peaches on the planet, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, and Alessandra Ambrosio, getting cozy with one another and looking drop dead sexy while doing so at the 15th anniversary of Victoria’s Secret SWIM catalogue shindig. I don’t know about you guys, but Candice totally steals the show here, especially in that hotness amplifying dress she’s wearing. She looks stunning, she’s dropping the cleavage, and she’s showing off her surprisingly curvaceous booty.

Having said that, Miranda and Alessandra look incredibly hot as well. Hmmm, the best and easiest way to settle this is if the trio come over to my place with a bottle of Courvoisier and some of those frozen burritos they sell at Walmart… now that would be an awesome anniversary party and one heck of a supermodel showdown. Enjoy!