I second the McGreatness of the McIced McCoffee. The following has happened about four times already, and will likely repeat again. Driving my eldest daughter to work she frequently McDiverts for McProvisioning. She expects a lecture about the wasteful wanton spending of her hard earned minimum wage on McFast McFood. The lecture lasts between the order station and the pay window at the McDrivethrough. Then I get a whiff ... and comment how great it smells in markedly humbler tones. She offers a McSip with nary a trace of McGloating.

I, too, enjoy a McCoffee now and again... I can't stand going to Dunkin' Donuts anymore... I swear they're all just organ grinder monkeys in disguise... coffee's wrong, wrong change, you name it... perhaps the diehard coffee drinkers are going to make the McSwitch? HUH? I love you, Jenny.