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Sci-Fi would always be Sci-Fi, but SyFy is not the same thing. If you remember, the rationale behind the name change was that they wanted to appeal to a wider audience, an audience they didn't want to intimidate with the "nerdy" name "Sci-Fi."

In other words: Science Fiction is nerdy, and we don't want to be nerdy anymore.

In other words: Fuck you to all our fans in our niche group, and fuck science fiction, we're going to do wrestling and ghost hunters.

Also, look at their line up. Science Fiction, is probably only 1% of their shows these days. The rest is crap, and therefore SyFy better reflects the content than a name that might confuse people to sound literally like Sci-Fi.

I find the soft C to be an exceptionally peaceful sound that I don't mind hearing once or twice in any given sentence. I sincerely wish I could convince you to, if not embrace or celebrate it, at least accept it, since in certain instances, it adds grace and excitement to a sentence that you might not even notice consciously.

Are you implying it's not real? I have been to the artic circle and there are indeed giant frozen hippos there. Honestly it's about time they made a documentary about this incredible natural phenomenon

Voice over: They thought they were going on a simple photo safari...
shots of tourists boarding boats, laughing
VO: Little did they know they were about to meet Africa's deadliest predator.
"Honey, look at that hippo! It is sooooo cute!"
"I don't know... he looks kind of... hungry... to me."
slow motion shots of the main characters looking up from what they are doing, concerned.
Sudden, violent explosion of a boat.
People being tossed through the air. We see a hippo roaring amidst the carnage.
beat
VO: Hungry
beat
VO: Hungry
beat
VO: HIPPOS.
hippo roaring
VO: Staring Bruce Wilis as a New York City cop just trying to make it home for the holidays.
Wilis, smoking, looking dishelved: "Welcome to party, Hip-pal!"
VO:Samuel L Jackson as the guy who yells...
Samuel L Jackson yelling: "I want these goddamn hippos off my goddamn savana!"
VO: Before being eaten by a hippo.
VO: Jessica Biel as the pretty white scientist who, for some reason, knows everything about hippos.
Jessica Biel, soaking wet in white lab coat, yelling: "Stop! You won't even pierce his hide! You'll just enrage him!"
VO: Some rap star. Because every one of these movies has a rap star.
close up shot of some rap star.
VO: Thomas Jane as a loose canon game warden who makes his own rules.
Jessica Biel: "You don't play by the rules..."
Thomas Jane:, "You should tell these hippos about your rules."
Jessica Biel:"You're a loose canon."
VO: And the ghost of Roy Schneider as the boat captain.
Roy Schneider, smoking, looking up in horror, "You're going to need a bigger boat..."
VO: Hungry hungry hippos. This film is not yet rated.

I dont really get how Battleship has anything to do with the game other than there being battleships. Unless at the end they realise there's two gods placing them around the seas and trying to destroy one another.

I don't mind black hippos. They just can't be the hippos that we emotionally bond and connect with. I don't mind seeing black extra hippos get killed or maybe the antagonists are black hippos so I don't mind if they die.

Edit: Minor grammar change. I also added this "Edit:" line so you can see what I did.

Ends up falling for one of the hippos, but someone who doesn't understand them like he does inevitably kills it right as he turns around to witness the whole thing. Then he goes rogue and joins up with the hippos to avenge his lover.

"You've seen how it all goes down.."
-Flash of J.S. sprinting down a hallway-
"..But he's climbing back up."
-Flash of J.S. firing a handgun at baddies in a stairwell-
"After awaking in a Dystopian future, where the rich live high, and the and the poor don't matter, Jason Statham in.."
-J.S. busts through a roof access door, revealing a massive cityscape, completely filled with slides-
"Chutes And Ladders."

Heh, like I said I posted it here at the same time- in /r/movies- but deleted it because I wasn't happy with it, so it was never actually exclusively made for b3ta. I just wish I'd watermarked it as this post has received more link karma than I've picked up in nearly three years on reddit.