SAG nomination yesterday, Golden Globe nomination today – Jake Gyllenhaal’s chances at an Oscar nomination are looking better and better. Bradley Cooper’s are not.
The Hollywood Foreign Press Association has given us a lot of WTF moments over the years. I’m not sure if the Brange and Unbroken shutout qualifies as a standard HFPA WTF the way The Tourist did, or, you know, Pia Zadora. Full Story

God. Would Robin Thicke please F-CK OFF?
I know I can’t say it on behalf of Paula Patton. But I wish. I hope that’s what she would want us to think. I hope that she would want us to tell him to f-ck off for her. Or, at least, shut the f-ck up.
The gross skeeve performed last night at the BET Awards. Full Story

That’s about as far as I could make it.
Robin Thicke’s new video for the song Get Her Back, part of his new album full of songs about getting her back. Her being Paula Patton. The album is called “Paula”.
F-ck everything he is so gross.
GROSS.
As you will see, Robin is bruised and bloodied because he’s sad and pathetic and while he’s being sad and pathetic at the camera, he’s also sharing some of the text messages that he and fake Paula have exchanged over their breakup. Full Story

Robin Thicke is behaving like a desperate man. As you know, he and Paula Patton announced their separation on Monday. Or, she announced their separation on Monday. Because he cancelled several tour stops to try and get her to change her mind. Which she hasn’t…so far.
And now he’s taking his appeal public. Full Story

There are two ways you can do it:
You can be stone-faced and not answer questions, so that the world can see that your husband sucks. Or you can smile through it, so that the world can see that your husband sucks, and how much better off you are for it that you’ve left.
Paula Patton chose option #2. Full Story

I mentioned yesterday when covering the Paula Patton-Robin Thicke separation that suddenly I like her more and more. And more today too.
Robin Thicke has cancelled three shows. Last night’s performance in North Carolina was cancelled following the announcement. And two shows on the weekend were cancelled because, as TMZFull Story

At least I hope she has…
PEOPLE has the exclusive. Paula Patton and Robin Thicke have separated and released a statement:
"We will always love each other and be best friends, however, we have mutually decided to separate at this time. Full Story

Did you forget how annoying Paula Patton was at the Globes two years ago? (Click here but you probably don’t need to.) Perhaps she thought you did though because she decided to do it again…this time with some dirty sheets hanging off one shoulder like she’s on her way to the laundry room. Full Story

There’s apparently only one pumpkin patch in LA. So Robin Thicke and Paula Patton decided to go there this weekend and make out just to make sure that if you didn’t read all the interviews they’ve been doing about their relationship, and how much they like to f-ck, and how big his dick is, and how they get busy to his music, etc etc etc, you have a visual now so that you can imagine how much they like to f-ck, and how big his dick is, and how they get busy to his music. Full Story

This is a photo taken at a VMAs after-party of Robin Thicke posing with some random with his finger trying to go up her ass – check out the mirror in the background. The picture was posted on Twitter and then retweeted at his wife Paula Patton. Yesterday Thicke and Patton were papped on the beach in Miami with their young son Julian. Full Story

Paula Patton seemed high on life last night. Can you blame her? I have nothing but love for Paula Patton today. She’s been through enough. And I don’t mean what Miley was doing to her husband with that foam finger. After all, he made the video. I know you’ve seen that version of the video. Full Story

Have you seen this Paramount Vanity Fair photo yet? In celebration of its 100th anniversary, 116 of the studios “greatest talents” gathered for a class photo. You can see the image here, with a zoom feature to closely analyse every expression. Full Story

Oh. Her again. Behaving the way she did at the Golden Globes - click here for a refresher. And in pretty much the same taffeta gown except this time in bridesmaid lilac instead of bridesmaid yellow. Paula Patton basically wore THISFull Story

Remember Paula Patton in yellow at the Golden Globes? Click here if you can’t, although this would surprise me because she earned the Sit DOWN award of the evening. Fortunately, after that, Paula went away, kept a low profile, and was not seated front row at any other award shows. Full Story