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Thursday, October 04, 2007

As everydog knows, mistress's main role in life is compañera to Pippadog.

She has to keep me entertained, feed me (the two are pretty similar actually), and generally make sure that I have a comfortable day in my kennelflat.

However, once a day I let her escape to buy some goodies for our breakfast. Naturally when she brings them back I check them out.

But this is not an opportunity for a Pippashoot, mistress. I am off to my sofa.

Pippashoots are only when I am lying down looking handsome and dreaming of my girlfriends. And I don't like those long shots that make me look as though I have a fat back end. I haven't.

And while we're on the subject - girlfriends, I mean - I think I should add Cheyenne and Ume to the list as they have asked me more than once so it is obviously not a passing fancy. Or I am not a passing fancy.

If you haven't voted in the Lava poll, hurry up as there is only one day left. So far most of you say he looks sort of like me, but quite a few of you have said I have a longer pointy (pinky) nose. The Lava story is two posts ago - last Friday - if you haven't read it.

Don't worry, Pippadear, we know you don't have a fat rear end! Isn't it amazing what good hunter/gatherers the humans are? It's a good thing, why else would we bother to keep them around.Manykisses,Bama & Mik

Long times no barkin' coz ∆≈ is shellfish. Paintin' and framin' and paintin' and stuffs. And then he does Twitterin' and other ether stuffs. Soo shellfish. And mañana lights he takin' Mum to Fleet Week and a big Italian walkin' peeps thingy in SF.

You reeeallys have to check those food bags every times your peeps bring them into the habitats. Nevers know when they may try to sneak treat stuffs past you and munch them in beds.

I have learned that if you have too manys steady girl or boy friends you spend all of your good times dreamin' about them and miss outs on the good stuffs in life. Like CHEESE, TOASTS, FRUITS and stuffs, sunsets, walkies, Landy rides and more stuffs. Charles and I are steadys but we can still have BFFs. Soo... do you want to be a BFF of mines?

Yeah, you need to get bells or somethin' for your Mistress's toes so you know where she is at all times. If she's not in the food rooms makin' breakies and toasts and stuffs, you can herd her back. I herd my peeps to the fallin' waters room when I want to eats. Why? I don't knows, but that's when I usually eat. Weirds!