So i'm sure everyone has to do this at the beginning of a school/college/whatever term. The teacher asks you to come and tell the class some interesting facts about yourself and it's really shitty cause like what do you say >> And the ones who're just well proud of their interesting facts always seem like dickheads so you have to avoid seeming too confident also ahaha

SO WHAT'RE SOME INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT YOU 8) also talk about that awkward first introductory class thing if you want.

lol this is such a boring thread i'm just killing time before i have to leave

My 4-skin is no longer attached to the head of my dick because my GF wanked my banjo string off once while high on ecstacy. I thought the blood was hers.

Is that the kind of thing your teacher is looking for?

Also my work frequently has meetings and such where we have to introduce ourselves. Gah makes me want to jump out the window. Awkward isnt even the word. I'd love to be totally honest one time

"Hi there my name is ****. I dont like a single one of you and am only here to get paid. When i leave this shithole i generally slip into heavy denial because if i accpeted that i had to look at you c*nts every day i'd just blow my brains out. I enjoy gaming, playing bass and bizarre internet p0rnography. I value my dogs life far more than the rest of this room put together and often fantasise about going postal on you lot"

My 4-skin is no longer attached to the head of my dick because my GF wanked my banjo string off once while high on ecstacy. I thought the blood was hers.

Is that the kind of thing your teacher is looking for?

Also my work frequently has meetings and such where we have to introduce ourselves. Gah makes me want to jump out the window. Awkward isnt even the word. I'd love to be totally honest one time

"Hi there my name is ****. I dont like a single one of you and am only here to get paid. When i leave this shithole i generally slip into heavy denial because if i accpeted that i had to look at you c*nts every day i'd just blow my brains out. I enjoy gaming, playing bass and bizarre internet p0rnography. I value my dogs life far more than the rest of this room put together and often fantasise about going postal on you lot"

You are actually the best poster on Neoseeker imo and that's no word of a lie. 5* post bro.

For those introduction things I tended to just make up things that were blatently untrue, but people would still be coming up to me months later asking if I really was *x* or not.

There was a rumour going around that I was a Jew for about 2 years in high school despite me having metal head hair at the time because I told a group of like 12 people that I was looking forward to my bar mitzvah at the weekend during a team building thing they made us do.

I also claimed to have 2 mums and that I was born in south Africa on two other instances.