Hurricane Irma might have kept us cooped up eating nonperishable snacks for a week, but hey, at least it helped us preserve our energy for a weekend full of shenanigans. From wine tastings to pool parties, Sunday football, and a hurricane relief party that you literally CANNOT miss, this forecast calls for a Category 5 post-weekend type of hangover. So, get ready to get LIT and call in sick ahead of time for Monday, ‘cause it’s about to get catastrophic.

Taste of the Grapes

After drinking wine in place of water during Hurricane Irma, we’re pretty well-equipped to take on a proper wine tasting, so we’re pumped that the Biltmore Hotel is bringing us Taste of the Grapes. Meet the actual winemakers and stroll through the various represented vineyards. With more than 60 wineries spanning over 5 continents, this tasting will bring out the true wine connoisseurs that we became during our hurricane crisis.

Pool Party by CLOC Events

That B Irma took away our last week of summer—fall is officially here. But let’s be serious, we live in Miami, where pool parties are a thing year-round. But still, make the most of your bikini bod before it turns into a Halloween-candy wastebasket at the first ever Cloc Pool Party.

Dolphins Road Rally

All spring and summer, we were graceful, classy ladies…then football season started. Whether we’re there to watch the game or fantasize about the players, we’re turning up for Dolphins Road Rally at Batch! We’re happy the sexy Eric Decker—former Jets wide receiver—won’t be on the field to distract us from what’s really important: cheering on our ‘fins.

Miami to the Rescue

Toast your Sunday Funday away for a good cause by contributing to rebuilding our beautiful Florida Keys and closest island-nation, Cuba. Miami to the Rescue is bringing together our community to do what we do best, supporting our amigos in need. Come ready to donate by participating in a silent auction, raffles and maybe get lucky by bidding on Miami’s hottest and most eligible bachelors/bachelorettes. Who knows, you may get lucky and win a date with the head of our Girl Gang, Miss Chieftella herself, Jenny Farias. She’ll be auctioned off to one lucky bidder to blow all their money on, but for a good cause?! #LaBachelorette