Well it seems like my ‘tour guide’ missed out on showing me some of the sights. So I’m heading west again for a week, taking my germs with me. A pressurised cabin for nine hours should do my throat the world of good.

Expect a post or two therefore from iBlogUSA over the next few days …

(NB – Aeroplane not to scale)

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The picture of the plane is the same as last time .. it’s not pointing to the right place. But then I’ve got to the same place as last time. Well – I flew into Raleigh in North Carolina, but now find myself in Charelston again down in S.C. And it’s just as nice as it was a few weeks ago … even better in fact. I like it here.

Honestly, Geoff, you are leading your comments-forum buddies along in a merry dance aren’t you? The temptation to reveal the answers to so many of their questions is proving very hard to resist! I could even furnish photographs if I were so inclined… Perhaps something to keep my mind off it would be a good idea? Maybe a certain wedding DVD you were promising to make for me might keep my mind off thoughts of giving the game away?

Reading between the lines (that’s reading as in ‘to read’ as opposed to the place in Berkshire (that’s Berkshire in the UK as opposed to Berkshire County, MA)), it’s very easy to paint a picture of what’s going on here. Clearly Geoff’s ‘Tour Guide’ is neither male, nor female, otherwise he would have used the gender-specific pronoun instead of leaving this ambiguous. So we begin our disassembly of the story by realising that Geoff’s tour guide is clearly a hermaphrodite.

‘Touring’ on the other hand, would lead us to believe that Geoff is on the move, however a search of Wikipedia reveals that ‘Touring was an Italian automobile design and coachbuilding firm in the 1950s. Touring was especially known for its “super-light” Superleggera (or tube-frame) bodies.’

So we now have a hermaphrodite with a tube-frame body.

Getting the picture yet? Next we need to consider the location of aforementioned ‘touring’, that being ‘Carolina’, which as we all know was a rather dodgy song by ‘Shaggy’ (not the cartoon character from Scooby Doo, but the singer whose real name is Orville Richard Burell). Orville, the green fuzzy duck who ‘belongs’ to ventriloquist Keith Harris, can’t fly. Geoff on the other hand clearly can.

Am I making sense? Got it yet? I’ll post the final analysis at a later date but for now just think and eventually you will realise who his supposed ‘tour guide’ really is…