Now where can we get some nice, designer chastity belts - maybe Armani, Versace, Guess? Can we commission them to get started on the Spring collection?

“We have even come across a number of unusual sex cases, where even senior citizens and children are not spared. The best way to avert sex perpetrators is to wear protection,” our local rape expert suggests.

“My intention is not to offend women but to safeguard them from sex maniacs. Probably, this is the best way,” he said.