re: Your favorite minor funny scenes in movies...

"me and the Mcdonalds people got a bit of a misunderstanding.... See, they're Mcdonalds, we're Mcdowelss.... They got the Golden Arches, we got the Golden Arcs They got the Big Mac, we got the Big Mic We both use an all beef patty, lettuce, tomato and special sauce, but they use a sesame seed bun, our bun has no seed."

"Home Alone" - When John Candy talks about leaving the kid in the funeral home - "he was ok after, you know, six-seven weeks." - Harry to Marv - "he's not going to call the.....(police)...from a tree house ??!!"

Early on in Ghostbusters when they get canned by Columbia and they are trying to figure out what to do, Ray is freaking out and declares "You don't know what it's like out there! I've worked in the private sector........they expect result."

Russian Interregator #2: Every minute you don't tell us why you are here, I cut off a finger. Emmett Fitz-Hume: Mine or yours? Russian Interregator #2: Yours. Emmett Fitz-Hume: Damn!

Emmett Fitz-Hume: Oh. Uh, will you hold my wallet for me while I take the test, please? There's a thousand dollars in there... or maybe there isn't. Know what I mean? Test Monitor: Are you saying I can take this money if I help you pass the test? Emmett Fitz-Hume: What do you think?

Col. Rhumbus: Listen, it's my job to get you prepared to go out into the field for combat. Now, I must know right away what I have to work with. I have made my decision. Emmett Fitz-Hume: What's it say? Austin Millbarge: "Pussy."