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Now that they’ve scrapped the five-color terror alert system, the Department of Homeland Security has had to put together a plan outlining how they’ll let us know about terror alerts from now on. According to draft documents, these alerts may be sent out using Facebook and Twitter “when appropriate,” but only after federal, state and local government leaders have been notified. By, uh, text message? Remember, be safe. Don’t drive and check your terror alerts!