Look, bullethead. If they're hiking through the jungle there's nothing I can do about it. I have a car. I am not Tarzan. I have been through every one-horse shithole for a two-hundred mile radius. You should have seen the river I had to traverse this morning. So don't give me any of your crap, you gutless wonder. You have been an embarrassment to our family ever since the day you were born! And let me tell you something else, Ira ...

Considered a flop when the rough cut was shown, Romancing the Stone got Robert Zemeckis fired as the director of Cocoon. That wasn't a bad film. But it wasn't Back to the Future which Zemeckis ended up directing instead. And Romancing the Stone ended up being not a flop, either. I must have watched it 17 times on HBO. I can quote Danny DeVito's scene at the payphone from memory.

Anyway, here are the best values in video gaming this weekend.

Software

• Tuesday, Oct. 18 release Batman: Arkham City (Xbox 360, PS3) best pre-order is $59.99 w/ $10 bonus credit & comic from Amazon. Also October 18-22 in Kmart stores only, Arkham City comes with $30 coupon for future gaming purchases and $10 coupon for Nov.1 release Lord of the Rings: War in the North for ShopYourWay Rewards members (free to join). [Dealzon]

Kotaku thanks our coupon partners for providing these and other great deals. Be sure to bookmark and search their Kotaku hashtags (#dealzon, #deals4downloads and #dealtaku) for updates throughout the week. Further, to our friends across the pond and north of the border, check the #ukdeals, #europedeals and #canadadeals hashtags and be sure to flag any deals you might have with that.

As always, smart gamers can find values any day of the week, so if you've run across a deal, share it with us in the comments.