Gilbert Arenas Dresses as a Naughty Police Officer (Picture)

There are few things in life that are more puzzling than seeing Bill Belichick dress up as a pirate and enjoy Halloween. Shaq dressing up as a woman and looking frighteningly feminine is one of them. However, both instances have one important thing in common: Halloween. Why Gilbert Arenas decided to dress up as a naughty female police officer in early October is quite the mystery.

We all know Agent Zero loves guns, so maybe he wanted to know what it would feel like to wear a police officer’s uniform. Actually, that wouldn’t explain the skimpy aspect of it. Along with the above picture which she posted on Twitter, Arenas’ wife wrote that he was “singing ‘Mrs. Officer, Mrs’ Officer!” Unfortunately that’s all the information we have at this time.