Carla Fields

Carla Fields

As a mom / owner of Kentucky real estate I very much appreciate the ability to store a drum pump in my garage. Owning a home allows a person to store all manner of possessions within the four walls of the structure. But the possession I would like to focus on in this blog post is the possession articulated in the title of this blog post. Now there are many reasons why storing a drum pump is a particularly good possession to store in a garage and describing why this is the case will be the primary purpose of the two paragraphs to follow.

The many millions of moms / owners of real estate in Kentucky who happen to love it as we do know full well why storing a drum pump in their garage is one of the best reasons to own a home in Kentucky (and love doing so in the process). For the benefit of those who own real estate in other states or who live in Kentucky but do not own the property on which they happen to live I shall endeavor to explain the benefits involved in this particular activity.

Now let us get to the meat and potatoes of this blog post. I shall not beat around the bush about this but rather get right into the substance as to why storing a drum pump within the garage of the real estate located in Kentucky that you happen to love. There is only a half of a paragraph left in which to impart this information so I imagine I better get to it soon otherwise there will not remain enough words to fully give this topic the attention it most definitely deserves. I owe this to all the loyal readers of this blog.

Recently a group of Kentucky Moms took a field trip to Utah where they used a shuttle from Salt Lake City to Park City in order to see the sights. This shuttle allowed them to relax as they made the transit from one Utah city to the other. No Kentucky Mom had to look at a map or ask for directions. No Kentucky Mom had to fiddle with the G. P. S. system and hope that it did not take them on a wild bantha chase. No all they had to do was sit back in the comfortable seat and look out the windows at the haunting Utah landscape as it passed them by.

Now one might reasonably wonder why this event rises to the level of importance where it merits its own blog post. First of all, it is not all that often that Kentucky Moms get a chance to get away from their kids. As the readers of this blog know, raising a family is more than a full time job. And it is necessary work because Kentucky children are logically the future of the Blue Grass State.

Indeed nothing can be more important than making sure that the next generation of Kentucky children grow up to be law abiding and productive citizens. This is all the more reason why Kentucky Moms deserve a break to recharge their batteries (so to speak). In this way, after they have taken a trip to Utah and allowed the Kentucky Dads or Kentucky Baby Sitters to watch their kids for a spell they will then return to Kentucky in a better state of mind. Then they will be able to perform their role as Kentucky Moms all the more effectively.

The newest craze among Kentucky Moms is using a drum pump as a means of working from home. I realize this might sound a little strange but please hear me out. Working from home can be a liberating experience for moms across the Blue Grass State. When you work from home you no longer have to get dressed up in the morning. You no longer have a power hungry supervisor looking over your shoulder to catch you surfing the web. You no longer have to deal with annoying co-workers coughing every three minutes and gossiping about you in the break room when they think you cannot hear them.

Many people who work from home are in sales. Now, sales people can sell all manner of products including drum pumps. The business model is simple. First you store a bunch of drum pumps in your garage, basement and / or attic. Next, you set up a website where people can order a drum pump from you. Then you sit in front of your computer refreshing the screen every two minutes until you receive an order. When an order finally appears on your screen you pack up the drum pump in a box and ship it out to the customer.

Once you complete the shipment you return to your computer screen and refresh again every two minutes until another order comes in. When another order comes in you repeat the process. Do this every day from 9:00 am until 5:00 pm. Feel free to take an hour off for lunch in the middle of the day. You can also take a fifteen minute coffee break every three hours or so. This is the perfect business model for a Kentucky mom working from home. Imagine all the happy customers on the other end frolicking with their shiny new drum pumps!

Do Kentucky Moms display signs and banners any more than moms from any other state? I would be lying if I said this topic has not been explored ad nauseum already. That said, what possible harm could one more piece of analysis on this subject inflict upon us. In a sense we have been inoculated against this harm. Accordingly, the analysis of this subject in this blog piece should have at best a negligible effect. With that understanding clearly affixed in our collective mind let us boldly go forth and explore this subject. If harm be done then so be it.

The logical first part of this subject to explore is what type of signs are Kentucky Moms likely to display. If one thinks about it, the signs this specific population is likely to display are signs that convey the information that this specific population is interested in. So what is this information exactly? Does this information differ to any significant degree from the information that moms from other states might have want to display upon their signs? It is difficult to answer these questions without having performed any research. We must establish that point from the outset.

Despite the fact that absolutely no research of any kind has been performed on this subject does not mean that we cannot write a three hundred word article about it. I think we have proved that point time and time again on this blog. The Kentucky Moms who make up our most loyal readership should be well aware that this is most certainly the case. And one might reasonably argue that performing research on a subject does not necessarily create the basis of a better blog piece. It might but then again it might not.

I don’t want to work
I want to bang on the drum heater all day
I don’t want to play
I just want to bang on the heater of a drum all dayEver since I was a tiny boy
I don’t want no candy
I don’t need no toy
I took a stick and an old coffee can and attached a heating element to its exterior
I bang on that thing til I got
Blisters on my hand because

I don’t want to work
I want to bang on the heater of a drum all day
Yes, I do
I don’t want to play
I just want to bang on the heater of a drum all day
That’s right

When I get older they think I’m a fool
The teacher told me I should stay after school
She caught me attaching a heating element to my desk and then proceeding to pound on the desk as if it were a drum with my hands
But my licks was so hot
I made the teacher wanna dance
And that’s why

I don’t want to work
I want to bang on the heater of a drum all day
Hey, why not?
I don’t want to play
I just want to bang on the drum with a heater all day

I don’t want to work
I want to bang on the drum avec heater all day
I don’t want to play
I just want to bang on the drum that has been heated all day
Listen to this

Every day when I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk
And I get my sticks and go out to the shed
And I pound on that drum with a heating element attached to it like it was the boss’s head
Because…

After a long day of working from home there is nothing like having an appointment with a massage therapist Salt Lake City to unwind and forget about your cares. You know that you deserve it. Working from home is not as easy as it might seem to someone who has never tried to do it themselves. First of all, there is no one looking over your shoulder to make sure that you get done what you are supposed to get done. For this reason if you work from home you have to be self motivated and motivating the self takes a lot of energy.

It takes more energy to motivate yourself than it does to have another person motivate you because the energy behind the motivation comes from yourself. So in addition to the energy you need to employ to perform your job to the best of your ability you must also employ energy to motivate yourself. In a sense this requires double the energy. This is true because when you work from home there are many distractions that can derail your efforts to perform your job.

After your work from home day is done your energy will be depleted. Not only will you have spent the energy you would normally have spent to perform your job but you will also have spent the additional energy required to motivate yourself. It is at this point that you will need something to rejuvenate yourself. This is precisely the point when a massage therapist can step in to save the day. After you experience the healing touch of a professional massage therapist practicing their craft in Salt Lake City, Utah you will emerge (quite literally) a new man or woman.

People throughout history have reenacted the ritual of raising their glass of water damage Ogden in celebration. If a glass is raised in true celebration then it will more likely contain some form of alcohol. However, if the celebration cup happens to contain water then it is highly likely that some form of damage has preceded the raising of said cup. In other words the person who is celebrating is celebrating with water instead of alcohol because he or she has been previously damaged (health-wise) from alcohol at some point in the past. This theory would make perfect sense except for the fact that this article (according to its title) is about water damage and not alcohol damage.

So what do we mean when we talk about water damage as opposed to alcohol damage in this context? The reason we use the term water damage instead of the term alcohol damage is because in Ogden the word for alcohol happens to be water. But if this is the case then why not just come out and say that in the beginning rather than go through this rigmarole about water damage and alcohol damage and the switching of these words in this unidentified location called Ogden.

In the final analysis it really does not matter whether we speak of water damage or alcohol damage. The simple fact is that damage is damage regardless of what specific liquid was the supposed source of the damage. If we are to accept Stephen Hawking’s proposition that time and therefore the “laws” of cause and effect are a mental conception then we must also accept that the alcohol could cause the damage which would then lead to the consumption of water in celebration or vice versa. This dynamic is certainly at play in Ogden but it is also at play in all other locations including Kentucky.

There is a specific type of body shop Salt Lake City that Kentucky Moms tend to prefer. This body shop type typically is well built with a solid construction. The mechanics inside the body shop should be friendly, informative and honest. When a Kentucky Mom visits a body shop in Salt Lake City she does not want to feel taken advantage of. She has a car that needs to be fixed and she is in a city that is far away from what she knows to be familiar. She is out of her element and needs to feel comfortable about the body shop she is using.

It might seem counter intuitive for a body shop that happens to be located in Salt Lake City, Utah to cater to mothers who happen to be located in the state of Kentucky. The obvious reason for this is that the two physical locations are more than one thousand miles apart. Accordingly, it seems unlikely that a Kentucky mother would ever have need of a body shop located in Salt Lake City unless she happened to be involved in an accident that took place in Salt Lake City.

This topic has been discussed on prior occasions and in other blog posts on this blog. I suppose the reason why there are multiple posts on this subject speaks to the idea that this issue is somewhat unsettled and perhaps requires additional blog posts to fully hash it all out. I have no doubt that this will be accomplished somewhere down the line. So at this point we can all adopt an attitude of trusting acceptance. This attitude should always be tempered with a note of positivity because positivity is always helpful for the achievement of goals.

Kentucky Moms intuitively know that the ultimate source of warmth emanating from a drum heater ultimately comes from the sun itself. Allow me to explain. All heat in the universe comes from the original big bang which happened around thirteen and a half billion years ago. This heat spread out in all directions as the universe expanded. Of course as the heat spread out the ambient temperature would feel cooler. But Kentucky Mothers know that the law of conservation of energy holds that matter and energy cannot neither be created nor destroyed but rather changes from different states. So, although the energy spread out the sum total remains the same.

Kentucky Moms may wonder where the heat goes when it has spread out and feels cool. Well the answer to this question is that the heat (or energy) remains within each atom. Accordingly, when we bring atoms together as in the sun and every star in the galaxy the heat is made manifest to our senses. As Kentucky Moms know well when enough atoms get together in a specific location they will produce a gravitational effect on the fabric of space and time. This gravitational effect will actually bend space and time. This curvature in turn has the effect of collecting more atoms in the curvature.

As Kentucky Moms can foretell, there is a run away freight train effect at play here. The more atoms collected in one place, the more space and time is curved. The more space and time is curved, the more atoms this pocket in space and time will collect. The result is more and more atoms being compressed together. This creates heat from the friction of the atoms bumping up against each other. Once the heat reaches 15 million degrees Celsius the hydrogen fuses into helium creating light and heat. This is a star and this is the source of the heat in the drum Kentucky Moms!