We want a Zuma cuddle and we want one now, on a swing, or wherever really. Somehow Gwen’s adorable kiddly winks get more biteable and loveable every day. We’re not normally jealous types (lie) but if we could swap lives with someone for a day, Gwen would definitely be in the running.

She’s majorly hot, rich, has two of the cutest kids on the planet and gets to rub her nakedness against Gavin Rossdale whenever she fancies. We quite like our hair today though.