With only two episodes left in the entire series, the “Mad Men” conspiracy theorists are out in full force these days.

One idea that’s getting a lot of traction right now is the “D.B. Cooper theory,” which suggests that Don Draper will become the man who boarded an airplane in November 1971, demanded $200,000 and a parachute – which he received – and then jumped out of the still-airborne plane, never to be heard from again.

While appearing on “Conan” Thursday night, “Mad Men” creator Matthew Weiner addressed the popular theory with the audience. Although he didn’t directly debunk it, the fact that the notoriously tight-lipped showrunner was even willing to talk about it most likely means Don is not going to become D.B. Cooper – ghostly run-ins with Robert Morse’s Bert Cooper on his road to nowhere notwithstanding.