Manolo says, yes, it has come to this. For the people who believe that readjusting the Snuggie when you move from the Barcolounger to the mobility scooter is too much work, comes the Forever Lazy, described as :”the one piece, lie around, lounge around, full body lazy wear!” (Please note that the exclamation mark is in the original, apparently the punctuational celebration of sloth rewarded.)

Put on the Crocs, and head out for the night on the town…Walmart, Applebys, Chuck E. Cheese. The world is your oyster!

Or, stay in and make the sloppy joes! Recline in front of the fire with the one you love; the romantic evening, just the two of you. When the Budweiserly nectar you have been sipping puts you and your partner in the mood, you shall really appreciate the front-and-back, double-zippered hatches!

For Those Times When You Feel Romantic

Ayyyy! The guarantee of money back? Perfect! It is like the investment, even!

And now the Manolo must go back to bed, as it is raining and the Vandals are approaching Hippo.

P.S. Many thanks to the Manolo’s internet friend Anne for alerting him to this.

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That is tragic. Sweatpants and a sweatshirt are not lazy enough? And I am agog that they are truly suggesting that people should wear them outdoors, to games and social events. What is this lazy world coming to?

I’m not advocating wearing them in public, but… for those who are perpetually cold, I see no harm in wearing them in the privacy of one’s home. Basically in any situation where one would wear a bathrobe.

And of course, there are many people who are not lazy, but ill; I suspect “Forever Lazy” works better as marketing than “Forever Sick” or “Here’s Something To Wear While You Recover From Surgery.”

Combine rubber shoes, fleece and dry air and you asking for some serious static electricity shocks. Sit on a synthetic couch for that extra punch and you will start to dread touching anything that is electrically grounded. However they are quite attractive and I can’t wait to go outside in the neighborhood with mine.

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