The other dayI got in a fightIt involved me and my foot in my mouthAnd my wifeThen I got to thinkingWouldn't it be grandIf with every word I saidMy wish was the world's commandI'd be the king

I'd be the topI'd give myself a raiseThrow my own paradeNumber one, the chief, the bossI'd be the kingNo honey-do list

I'd ruleWhatever I say is the way that it goesThat'd be coolAnd I'd go fishingOr maybe watch sports on TVAnd folks would carry me aroundAnd I'd get to wear a crownAnd I'd never spend a day on my feetChorus-solo-rpt chorusI'd be living large

I'd be in chargeThe whole world would bow to me, I'd be the kingIt happened again