Arguing that Pakistan rarely gets such occasions to get even with India and blame them for such terrorist attacks, 26/11 Mumbai attack mastermind said that it was foolish and insensitive on part of TTP to let go of this opportunity.

Reportedly, Hafiz Saeed had already thought of 3 more tweets to target the new Indian government when the news of TTP accepting responsibility reached him. He was so incensed with the news that he wrote those three tweets on hand grenades and blasted those off to relieve his feelings.

Hafiz let his displeasure with TTP known.

“Here I am in the middle of establishing Hindu links of the attackers, waging a Twitter Jihad, and I find TTP already owning up the attack. I mean what nonsense is this!” Hafiz is reported to have said while throwing a grenade at his laptop. Casualties from Saeed camps are not yet known.

“I had even photoshopped few attackers by removing their beard, coloring their T-shirt saffron, planting tilak on their foreheads, and making them wear dhotis to strengthen my claim, and was just about to tweet them,” Hafiz further disclosed how TTP foiled his plans.

The JuD chief claimed that groups like TTP need to learn a lot from him.

“Patience is needed,” he said, “When we attack India, we should allow the Indians some time to fully condemn the Pakistan government before our government can blame it on non-state actors.”