Tag: im in charge

Why aren’t my prayers answered? I am a lousy God. But here in the terrifying confines of my mind, I pretend I am He. It’s pathetic really. In my defense, I am very creative. I paint pictures on my frontal lobe that depict whimsy, romance, death, and destruction. Sunshine and rain. Joy and pain. Bert and Ernie. The shows that play are rated G for naivety, rated R for language, and PG-13 for incidents of sing-alongs with shirtless boybands… which …