Title: Welcome HomeAuthor:hoosierbitchFor:theatregirl7299Rating: NC-17Characters/Pairings: Peter/Elizabeth/NealSpoilers: Season 4 finaleContent Advisory: Light BDSM (bondage)Word Count: 2,700Author's Note: This was written for wcpairings, which is run by the fabulous elrhiarhodan and rabidchild67. Also, thank you thank you thank you to ivorysilk, who wasn't a beta so much as the story’s therapist. I owe all the orgasms to her. (Which is a sentence I hope I have cause to use again in RL…)

Summary: When Peter is finally released from prison, Neal and Elizabeth take him home. (And then sex him up.)

Title: wish you were hereAuthor: hoosierbitchRating: NC-17Fandom: White CollarWord Count: 5,300Pairing: Alex/Neal/Peter, established Alex/Elizabeth/Neal/PeterWarnings/Content: Spanking, threesomes and foursomes, D/s, double penetration, marathon sex, masturbation.Notes: This was written for surreal_44 who made a very generous donation to help_midwest (a really really long time ago, I am so sorry, thank you for your patience, you are wonderful). She asked for Neal/Peter/Alex making a video for Elizabeth. Hope you enjoy!Thanks: To the lovely ladies who brainstormed porn with me when I got stuck 300 words in: rabidchild67, daria234, photoash, and coffeethyme4me, and to elrhiarhodan for brainstorming and then betaing on top of that!

Summary: Elizabeth is out of town on business, so Peter, Neal, and Alex decide to send her a video. (Hint: it’s porn! \o/)

Title: BoundariesAuthor:hoosierbitchRating: NC-17Fandom: White Collar RPSPairing: Matt/TimContent Advisory: Watersports, flogging, D/sNotes: Right. Okay. Back in one of elrhiarhodan's sentence fests, coffeethyme4me prompted pornstar!AU. This started as a sentence, and now I have this whole plot/world in my head. I'm just writing it all out of order. Uh. Enjoy the porn!Background: So, the premise of the Pornstar!AU is basically just that White Collar, instead of being a PG show on USA, is a porno series. Same plot, different rating. So, like, Diana gets girl-on-girl scenes, Peter and El have scenes alone together, Jones gets it on in the van with everyone, and Neal and Peter are in a D/s relationship. But that's just the in-front-of-the-camera plotline. The real story is about the actors. Tim DeKay and Matt Bomer were hired to play Peter and Neal, a dream job for both of them. But the lines between who they are onscreen and what they are to each other behind the scenes starts to blur.

Summary: Remember In the Red (the episode with the adoption agency scam) when Sara gets Neal arrested for breaking into her apartment? This is the porno version of what should have happened after that.

Housekeeping note: I'm going to try to catch up on comments this weekend! I'm, um. A few months behind. :-/ My apologies to those of you who are about to be spammed with many, many dorkily spazztastic comment notifications. I hope the repetition doesn't make me seem insincere. I really am genuinely overwhelmed and flustered by positive feedback. If I put this in a comment :D it is only because it is a genuine reflection of my RL face.

Other housekeeping things to get done this week: collect and repost fics from promptfests, sentence fest, and then also post them to comms! And post my last...three or four White Collar fics to comms, too. And also to AO3. I am really bad at that, for some reason. It feels...like. Like I'm saying: "DAMN, I think my fic is SO GOOD, look at me promote it! READ IT." When in fact my actual train of thought is "ohmygod, please please please don't everybody hate it."

Project Honesty (aka "The Quest for Self-Esteem"), she is ongoing.

ANYWHO. HERE IS SOME PORN! Originally posted for elrhiarhodan's Promptest V here! The prompt was "Peter - Leather."

Fic: fantasyAuthor:hoosierbitchRating: NC-17Fandom: ChuckPairing: Sarah/Chuck, Sarah/Bryce, Sarah/Bryce/ChuckContent Advisory: Fantasized flogging.Notes: I should really, really be working on my finals. BUT I’M NOT. :D This was written for day #4 of mmom!

Title: give it to youRating: NC-17Fandom: White CollarPairing: Neal/PeterContent: Rough sex & BDSM gear!Notes: Originally posted for Porn Battle XI here! The prompt word was collar. It has been cleaned up from its original posting. If you have no idea what a posture collar is, here's the wiki entry!