An 89 year old man went to the doctor. He told the doctor, "My 20 year old is wife pregnant! What do you think about that?"

The doc said, "Let me tell you a story. A man with poor eye sight went lion hunting. On his way out of the cabin he grabbed up his umbrella instead of his rifle. When he came across a lion, the lion charged, he raised his umbrella and there was a big boom and the lion fell dead. What do you think about that?, asked the doctor

Son: Dad, I want to get married to the woman I been dating for a few years.
Father: First, tell me your sorry.
Son: For what?
Father: Say sorry
Son: But for what? What did I do?
Father: Just say sorry.
Son: But... What have I done wrong?
Father: Say sorry
Son: Why???
Father: Say Sorry!
Son: Please tell me why?!
Father: Say sorry...
Son: Ok dad... I am sorry
Father: There! Your finished training. Now that you learned to say sorry for no reason at all, then your ready to get married!