Full disclosure: my inner goth girl would love to have Khloe Kardashian’s long black dress in these photos. I dislike the jacket, but the dress is awesome. I used to have an excellent skirt made out of the same material… damn, what happened to that skirt?

Anyway, these are some pics of Khloe at LAX a few days ago. The dress is flattering and slimming, so maybe that’s why Khloe’s Pinocchio Butt is looking a bit smaller here? I can’t figure it out. Seriously, go back and look at some of those old Pinocchio Butt photos from a few months ago. Khloe’s butt/butt implants were ENORMOUS. Her butt was suddenly, shockingly huge. It was also really “high,” which many took as evidence of said butt implants. But in these photos, the Pinocchio seems smaller, not as high, not as wide.

So how did Khloe’s butt deflate? I have some theories. Some people emailed me and CB about whether or not Khloe was wearing butt pads on-and-off for several months. That’s one theory. Another is that she did get implants and they were relatively new back in April/May and now, like breast implants, the swelling has gone down. Theory #3 is that her butt is the same size but this dress is just really slimming. And yes, I can’t believe I’ve spent this much time talking about Khloe’s butt. But there you go.

This. And look how lumpy her fake butt looks. Kylie copies everything that Khloe does unfortunately. Right now it is just with lip fillers but can the butt be far off? All the Kardashian and now the Jenner girls are so hyper-sexual that it is like without it they wouldn’t know how to act. What a sad and disgusting family.

Considering Kylie and Khloe are the odd sisters out, it makes sense that they would bond. You are right. They all are hypersexual and that is the only thing any of them, Khourtney excluding, have going for them.

But you’re still basically saying there’s something inherently wrong with a big behind – “she wouldn’t be able to help it” is something to be said about a true negative characteristic, trait, or feature. This is simply a matter of perception on what is attractive and what is not, and statements like this are essentially stating that even in a natural form, it’s still gross, but hey, what can be done…it’s not like that person can help it. It’s really just another symptom of the European standard of beauty that has historically, and still currently, defined how women should, or should aspire to, look – anything more befitting or representative of other cultures is to be derided and criticized as unnatural-looking or just plain ugly. Those of us who naturally look like this certainly don’t think “meh, but I can’t help it so I guess I’ll just have to learn to love myself.” Why must we always feel we have to meet a different standard of beauty because our God-given traits are deemed unacceptable or unattractive to the “mainstream”? There are plenty who find the size of her backside just fine, and plenty more who would love it even bigger.

I think big butts are celebrated in our culture in many ways, the Kardashians would not be buying them otherwise. I think what many people find unattractive about the K butts is their artificiality, they don’t look like they’re natural. Defend alternative figures all you want but please recognize that what turns a lot of us off is their plastic fantastic artificiality not the size of their rumps.

@Bob – understood, but the comment was more about “ew, her butt’s so big” not “ew, her butt is so big AND fake”. It’s the last line of Leprechaun’s comment that really gets me – “she wouldn’t be able to help it”; it’s so inherently demeaning to those who do naturally look like this as it offers up something wrong, crude, unnatural, ugly, despicable but then uncomfortably shifts into sympathy because, after all, it can’t be helped. No one needs to apologize for looking like this naturally, or accept sympathy and pity because we’re unfortunate to have this certain shape, and then further accept condolences because we’re simply “stuck” this way. Again, it’s just mainstream ideals deriding that which is not as widely exposed and therefore seen as anomalous and even freakish.

Going to throw my speculation in and say that her butt implants have “settled in”. Can anyone enlighten me as to whether posterior implants have to be changed every 10-15 years like breast implants? I would think they would get a lot of wear and tear from sitting on them? I made my big, high, round booty by cycling, swimming, and weight training. It’s much more comfortable to sit on than my old bony booty, haha.

I had a friend of mine get butt implants. According to her doctor, the swelling could decrease making the butt look smaller. I personally think Kylie has fat injections into her butt, they lipo fat from other parts of her body and inject into the layers of tissue. The thing is this, about 50 percent of that fat, eventually dissolves..which makes the butt look smaller within a couple of months. As far as sitting, by friend had to sit on a donut type seat at work, it was hilarious…kinda looks like an inflatable ring you would use in a pool, but made for your butt.