One more free vroomer to throw into the stash

Thank gods it was for free!

It looks like this toy has a good waterproof sealing, and its size lets you hide it away and carry it with yourself anywhere! The shape of its G-curve is rather unusual, and not too pointy to avoid sharp pain in your flesh!

But I can't get over the HORRIBLY AWFUL weakness, which ultimately makes this toy I couldn't even call a vibe totally useless! Just read on, and see what are the better choices out there! You won't regret changing your decision!

Thank gods that I received this little toy for free! Because though the material is lovely, and the glittering ornaments are cute - it is soooooo weak that I couldn't even call it a vibe!

As only its shape and size end up having any use I would rather say: this gently buzzing, rigid and smooth dildo is a tiny arouser for beginners and discreet toy lovers. Its G-curve is pointy but rounded for your pleasure, and this waterproof little one is easy to hide, and friendly-small for those who don't like average sized toys. If you are hyper-sensitive then it will serve as a pleasant G-spot vibe and clitoral teaser with its tip, and covering it properly you will be able to revel in some hind flesh-delights! (But BE CAREFUL as you are maneuvering it, because it has no flared base! Unless you are able to handle it to avoid accidents, just stay away from such uses!) And of course it can be enjoyed by males who are into weak-to-mild vibrations for their sensitive bits.

"Diamond-Spot Vibrator(S)" (as it's called on the package - don't ask me what in the world that "(S)" is) is made of level 8 safety hard plastic, being completely non-porous, food-grade, hypo-allergenic, and latex and phthalates free. It is rigid but peachily smooth (reminds me of PU coating - I wish I knew how they manage non-PU hard plastic to be as WONDERFULLY peachy!), having smell and taste what remind you of silicone a lot!

Between the shaft and twist bottom you see two lines of diamond-looking stones, in three colors. One column is always made with two white ones, the other with a red and a purple one. Then a white column again, then a purple and red column (colors changed now), and the sequence starts over like it was first. I know that rabid texture lovers may catch breath happily, but see my two reasons why I don't advise you to enjoy those stones AT ALL! First reason: you bet this visibly cheap toy has those things glued on only - and even if they are put in safer, you still don't want to risk such things! Second reason: that portion of the toy is so close to the tiny twist bottom that you could hardly find a good grip, not to mention that holding only the very bottom with the toy in your flesh would likely mean a hell of a pain to keep this buzzer in your fingers somehow! It isn't worth the efforts, and there are way better dildos and vibes out there for nubby pleasures like that!

Only the tantalizing smoothness remaining, it is an excellent choice for those who can't stand any textures, and those who are such shy beginners that they don't want to rush into any "scary looking" bliss of more advanced toys. And this is, indeed, definitely not a vibe you will respect that much in your collection: because you don't have to look too close to notice the ugly cracks and breaks the manufacturers didn't care about in the plastic, producing something you won't find impeccably beautiful! I know that people are people, but as I have worked in similar factories twice in my life I know that you would get close to being fired if you made such mistakes in noticeable quantities! (Or if you let them through to be shipped out.) Not to mention that who likes pleasure toys having ugly flaws? One or two is ok occasionally - but so much into your face? Thank God I didn't spend any money on this! (And I don't care finally 'casue I can still enjoy it - but this doesn't represent any quality manufacturing to trust!)

I would also like to mention here that none of the cracks are large enough to ruin any functions of this toy: they are still within the acceptable category, just they look mighty ugly - or I am just too critical when it comes to manufacturing pleasure toys...

This little toy has that unusual, funky looking shape of getting a wee bit thicker towards the G-curve! This results in three different things:

1. the larger G-head works just like bulged heads for more noticeable delights
2. the angle of the tip isn't as large either
3. the curve isn't as rough, meaning that the pointy tip isn't that slim what would hurt some ladies otherwise - the thickness of the shaft leaves only a little more space for the curve to manifest itself, and it can't decrease the tip's enough - so it's thicker and rounded for more comfort, and it won't feel like a horrid claw attacking your spot

As I can't stand those ugly G-curves being more like a frightening looking claw, the heftier, rounded tip of this one is something I would use much happier. And it would be a good enough teaser with its tiny size, with these measurements:

I am just seeing it on the top of that that this one's black version is EXACTLY like Evolved Novelties' black Diamond Lustre! (Only the stones differ, as Diamond Lustre has white stones only.) Now I know that there is no friggin' way I will ever buy that one either!

But if you are still crazy for this little toy because you are an extremely sensitive fleshed person, well... I assume you already found out by the measurements that this li'l one is ideal to hide anywhere, and it will fit into your purse, glove box, even a large enough pocket! You can take it with yourself anywhere you go, and as you don't have to carry chargers and other parts (only 1 AA battery is needed for it), it may be among the smallest insertable vibes! With a fine G-curve!

Yes, waterproof, at least! To use in your shower, tub, hot tub and pool - just screw the bottom off, slide the battery in, screw it back on, there you go! Though I would rather say that it has only two speeds: low and high!

When I twist it to turn it on, first nothing happens. Then, as I slowly go on, a low speed comes on. Turning it further, finally you arrive to the higher speed. And we could say that "Hey, I did hear some differences between those two levels!" Yes, you may hear some tiny noise differences when it is right next to your ear, in the wimpy, pathetic noises of the buzzing - but ultimately this won't mean any difference in the noticeable speeds! That's what you really feel, low and high speed, and if I am not right then it is only because you, dear reader with the hyper-sensitive flesh, have more sensitive bits in your paws too. I just can't tell such things better as this thing is creaking away, even stopping sometimes in its awfully weak buzzes!

You will feel more "power" in the head by the way (a little less in the pointy tip), and pretty much none to very little buzzes in the rest of the toy. (Can't call it a vibe, sorry.) And it is at least quiet! (Not that I give a heck about it...) You won't hear it through a closed door, and you may enjoy it (if you can) with your sleeping precious on your side or your roommates nearby as you are hiding with it under a thick enough blanket! I guess this is pretty much the only good use I would find in it, though the buzzes are really so weak that I would rather grab a finely shaped dildo anytime! (And I would like to mention that in total silence it could be heard from feet away, in my opinion at least.)

Plastic is the plastic is the plastic. Known to be most affordable, non-porous (though covering is still necessary as it is not sanitizable - thank you for enlightening me, dear Mentor of mine!), free of harmful chemicals, and it handles all the lubes you want! Yessssss, may it be water, silicone or oil-based! Just clean it with antibacterial soap and warm water or toy cleaner, or wipe it down with isopropyl alcohol.

I have been storing it in its original package for reviewing purposes so far (like always), and will just toss it away into the pile of "emergency toys" after I am done with it. You're right to read it how it sounds - I am not going to enjoy it in the future unless I have no similar vroomers left to use...

The packaging can be called anything but discreet and tasteful! You see the word "vibrator" pop up on 4 of the 6 sides of the small box (taking up much more space than this toy needs by the way), a drawing of a naked woman in pleasure, in the more "pornographic" style, and the mixture of black, white, yellow, pink, magenta, blue and gray just attracts anyone's eyes to look at it! NOT a package you want anyone to see!

The toy can also be seen through the shiny paper box, as it nestles inside a transparent plastic cradle. You find enough information, but no material info anywhere! The package also says that the factory (not named anywhere, Shaki Toys as we know) is the first one that obtained manufacturing certificate, sales registration certificate and export sales certificate authorized by national medical supervisory bureau, and you would think that this means that they don't have to call their products novelties anymore - but you see the note that this one is sold as a novelty only! So you assume that all the rest are the same, and this is just something what ruins your already ruined enthusiasm even more, after seeing the small enough but ugly cracks and breaks in the hard plastic...

You obviously want to get rid of this box as soon as possible, also because it's a waste of space, and gods forbid a gifted person opens it in front of folks who are weirded out by pleasure toys! If you really want to send this piece of "ehem" to a hyper-sensitive person who would enjoy it at least, just tell her/him such a packaging it is going to arrive in, or just manage a different sort of packaging yourself! Anything I can think of at the moment seems to be far more classier than this vividly tasteless box! (People who are turned on by such things though, rejoice! This is the packaging style for you!)

If this thing was more powerful I would have been raving about it, because the shape is better than what similar vibes have! It could be a pretty versatile vroomer with the needed oomph, so as this toy isn't worth its price for the awfully weak buzzes, I rather advise you to get the Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet! It is battery run as well, but is surprisingly powerful, multi-speed and multi-function, has 35 possible pattern combinations, and the very best quality of it: it has a jack plug! Which means that it can run on the Solar Bullet's engine, and hellllll yessssss with the same, powerful vrooms of a constant vibration version!

Just save that little money/points you planned to spend on this horrid buzzer being more of a joke, a gag gift, and invest into those two vroomers instead! A billion times better source of the sweetest delights they are!

I have tried this thing only for a few moments, and it was enough to see that it could be of no use for my taste! Pretty much useless as a clitoral teaser, with the same awfulness as an internal pleaser, and its fine G-curve isn't redeeming enough for my acceptance!

I wonder if I will ever reach to grab it for my hungry inner spot, rather thinking that I should just throw it into my "stocking chest", so it would be around for a lifetime to serve when I have no other vroomers working anymore! I remember when W/we were on a lovely trip with my OnlyMaster, and as I forgot to bring any toys with myself I had to rely on a vibrating razor instead! Well, this toy is a little stronger, but I still doubt it would be my choice in a similar situation, if I didn't have any other vibes handy let's say.

I am glad as hell it was for free, and no complaints, it is still better than nothing! What if the economy goes down, a war begins, or the internet gets so regulated that we won't be able to obtain any pleasure toys online anymore? Then I will have my GIANT collection of precious toys, and this one may be among the "last survivors"!

I couldn't imagine a better use... Sorry, glittered up little one. See you in the far future maybe...