Humor has Returned to Southwest Airlines

I've personally never flown Southwest (that I can remember), so I've never experienced this, but rumor has it they've got some pretty funny flight attendants. After Sept. 11, they stopped being funny for a bit, but the humor has returned. From this Wall Street Journal article, some quotes:

"OK, people, it's open seating, just like at church -- saints up front, sinners in back,"

"Remember, this isn't a furniture store. You're only renting this seat for an hour"

"Please place your seatback, tray table and intern in the full upright and locked position."

In the unlikely event of a cabin depressurization, "please secure your mask and then decide which child you like better."

"If you smoke in this airplane, the FAA will fine you $2,000 [pause] and at those prices, you might as well fly Delta!"

"Everyone on the plane's left side, toward the terminal, put your faces in the window and smile so our competitors can see what a full flight looks like."