“Eat the Chocolately goodness and we will release you back into the wild.”

Turns out I was turning into a chimpanzee because I had been secretly injected with a shot that changes my DNA structure.

The octopus and crazy man stared down into my eyes, burning holes in my retinas. Mr. Slimy tightened its grip on my neck.

“Fine! I’ll…ingest…the chocolately…delight! But if I…die –

“Trust me, you won’t die,” said the crazy man.

I bury my head into the chocolate cake and start to eat it, taking in the richness. All of a sudden the room starts spinning fast, my eyes become unfocused, start seeing dazzling colors. Obviously it was an hallucinogen. Actually was kind of nice, the pain in my leg gone. The octopus turned into a tasty looking ice-cream sundae. I flew through the air to chomp down on it but felt a slick smack across my face, propelling me backward into the hazy clouds of this LSD trip out. Ahhhh…