Kim Kardashian wore the same leather skirt no less than three times last week in Miami. I know what you're thinking: "No big deal, right? I wear the same clothes all the time." Except that Kim is a professional shopper. Wearing the same skirt three times in one week when you're a professional shopper is morally equivalent to Jeffery Dahmer killing and eating all of those people in Milwaukee.*

*For those of you keeping score at home, that's (10) points for a Kim Kardashian/Jeffrey Dahmer analogy. Yes!