Unemployed elephants go on rampage in India!

A group of renegade, unemployed elephants have caused havoc in the Indian city of Mysore.

The reason for the rampage is that they have been made unemployed because the local authorities have stopped logging and the elephants were either being forced into the hated circus or the local pension scheme of 6 rupees a day, 2 pieces of sugar cane and a chain around a tree.

The elephants were not happy with the deal and decided to protest in a way only elephants can do, stampeding through the city and kicking the shit out of everything that got in their way!

Many Indians caught up in the rampage were injured and 2 were killed because they were to busy chatting and drinking their revolting tea, didn't see the huge elephants approaching and got trampled on, OUCH!

Due to the fact that elephants have terrific memories they bee-lined for the mayors residence and demanded an audience with him because he promised them a much better deal and elephants never forget:

The Mayor was last seen running for his life with two wild elephants pursuing him down the main street; luckily for the mayor nature called and the elephants had to drop their huge droppings, the mayor escaped and hundreds of locals were seen scooping up the elephant turds, they use them for fuel!

More as we get it; but not turds.

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