Dick Cheney Admits "I Used To Shave My Man Boobs"

Former Vice President of the United States Dick Cheney admitted yesterday that he used to shave his chest and his man boobs. The Wyoming Republican made the revelation at a business luncheon sponsored by the Gillette Razor Company.

"I used a razor every morning in the shower to remove any hair from my man boobs. I thought that it made them look sexier and more perky and more attractive to people when I went to the gym."

"There's a lot of men with little or no chest hair, so I didn't think it made me look out of place. In fact, I think that it gave me an advantage in business and in politics because people always took a second look at me."

"I'm here today, speaking at this luncheon, to tell you that there is a whole other market for you guys. You've got your razors for men and women and facial hair and leg hair and armpits. Have you ever developed or marketed a razor, electric or blade, just for man boobs?"

Cheney also said that there are a lot of men with man boobs who are afraid to admit to shaving their chest hairs. "Hey, we all play with them in the shower. Why not come out and tell the truth? Come on, Joe Biden and Rush Limbaugh and all of you fat guys our there! Stand up and be proud of your man boobs!"

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