One of the clearest signs that Lee is a red flag of a human being (as if the racist tweets and highly punchable face weren’t enough)? The fact that he weight-lifts in cowboy boots and jeans. What. On. God’s. Green. Earth.

Okay, let’s get down to business. No wildcard points awarded last night. There will be wildcard points for tomorrow, however. Stay tuned.

A note: typically we do the Mid-Season Draft between Episode 5 and 6, but this season, we’re doing it AFTER Episode 6 (before Episode 7) because we can’t possibly expect all of our leagues to get that shiz ready within 24 hours. We haven’t been training for back-to-back Bachelorette viewings. We’re wheezing on the steps. We’re out of breath. So look for more information on the Mid-Season Draft coming later this week.

Adam: 35 points

Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)

Alex: 45 points

Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)

Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)

Anthony: 35 points

Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)

Bryan: 110 points (STAT CORRECTION)

Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)

Getting the rose on a group date (35 points)

Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)

Saying “I’m falling in love with you” to her (20 points)

Dean: 10 points

Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)

Eric: 45 points

Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)

Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)

Iggy: 25 points

Crying on camera (25 points)

Jack Stone: 35 points

Being selected to go on a one-on-one date (20 points)

Dancing (5 points)

Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)

Note: he said he could see himself falling in love, not that he was falling in love. Ergo, no points!

Jonathan: 0 points

Josiah: 50 points

Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)

Talking about his parents’ relationship (5 points)

Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)

Kenny: 115 points

Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Being selected to go on a two-on-one date (30 points)

Mentioning his kid (5 points)

Crying on camera (25 points)

Riding in a helicopter (10 points)

Talking shit to the Bachelorette about another contestant in the house, by name (20 points)

Lee: 85 points

Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Being selected to go on a two-on-one date (30 points)

Riding in a helicopter (10 points)

Talking shit to the Bachelorette about another contestant in the house, by name (20 points)

Matt: 40 points

Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)

Giving the Bachelorette a gift (5 points)

Peter: 50 points

Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)

Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)

Hot tubbing (5 points)

Will: 80 points

Getting the rose to stay another week (25 points)

Being selected to go on a group date (10 points)

Kissing the Bachelorette on the lips (10 points)

Getting the rose on a group date (35 points)

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