What Happens in Vegas Quotes

Joy McNally: The topping I wanted on my popcorn. I know the box said it's movie theater butter, but you guessed it. What I really want is sweaty Jack's balls flavor.Jack Fuller: I'm just giving you what you want, baby.

Jack Fuller: [standing outside the bathroom door] Can you hurry up?Joy McNally: [from inside the bathroom, taking her time] Almost done![walks into the kitchen to find Jack pissing in their sink]Jack Fuller: Oh yeah, this is really happening. Oh, and it's your day for dishes.