I was going to answer this question, but I realized that I'd get moderated.

Aw, my curiosity is going to kill me now.
I won't deny that my thoughts had already veered for a moment in the "would be moderated" direction, but I was doing my best to keep them clean. Honest!
Well, I suppose deep down I knew the replies would make me lose that fight if I posted the question on these forums. It seems like most here have a dirty mind!

mhibickewrote:
I was going to answer this question, but I realized that I'd get moderated.

Aw, my curiosity is going to kill me now.

Well... Let me just say that I'd like to rearrange things to optimize my preferred activities with cute girls, but that mealtime might become a private thing from that point forward.
That's PG-13, right?

The cold I've got right now got me considering if my nose could've been placed in a more optimal location, and that lead to these more general questions.

If you could reposition any of your body parts to another location on your body:
- Which part would you relocate?
- Where would you relocate it to?
- And why?

I don't think I'd want any of my body parts anywhere else. Question though: where would you want to place your nose if not where it is already?

I couldn't really come up with anything great, to be honest.

My first thought was, "if I could flip it upside down, this stuff wouldn't keep dripping out".
Then I realized that when I sneezed, it'd get all over my eyes, which would be horrible, especially because the big sneezes always love to come when your hands are full and you're doing something like driving.

I then considered on the hand, Vampire Hunter D style, but there are too many bad things about that.

Alternatively, if it were on the chest, I suppose one could try to rig up a Fremen-style stillsuit or something so one wouldn't have to keep wiping snot off it.

All in all, though, I can't say any of those seem like a terribly substantial improvement.
It occurred to me, though, that repositioning other body parts held more potential benefits, and I'd like to see what people might come up with.

mhibickewrote:
I was going to answer this question, but I realized that I'd get moderated.

Aw, my curiosity is going to kill me now.

Well... Let me just say that I'd like to rearrange things to optimize my preferred activities with cute girls, but that mealtime might become a private thing from that point forward.
That's PG-13, right?

Heh... I think I see where you're going with that. And yes, that's perfectly PG-13; if you can puzzle it out, your parent/guardian already "failed".

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Well... Let me just say that I'd like to rearrange things to optimize my preferred activities with cute girls, but that mealtime might become a private thing from that point forward.
That's PG-13, right?