Karen Mulder was one of the most successful supermodels of the 90s. The Dutch beauty graced the cover magazines such as Vogue, Marie Claire, and Elle. The next decade saw her experience emotional turmoil where she claimed to have been raped by several prominent figures.

Lately, Karen Mulder is back in the news for making threatening phone calls to her plastic surgeon. The doctor was terrified and contacted the police, who then picked up Mulder at her Paris apartment. She was charged with threatening behavior.

Karen is now 39 and somewhat a caricature of her former self. She appears to have had an unfortunate too tight facelift coupled with cheek implants to give her face youthful fullness. She looks like an early stage version of Jocelyn Wildenstein. (Their eyes and cheek shape share similarities.) Her nose was wider at the tip during her supermodel days, but is thinner now.

Kelly Bensimon is the most hated housewife on ‘Real Housewives of New York City’; on the show, she alternates between acting high on drugs, vapid, or just plain childish. Kelly clearly thinks she’s the hottest chick on the show. Well, some photos of her scary cleavage showed up today on the web, so I think her opinion is going to change. Her implanted breasts look like they are running away from each other. They look like saline implants, because there is some sag, but Kelly is a lean bodied woman. Hence, the implants cannot hide under breast fat and are obvious.

I just saw some new photos of Sara Jean Underwood, the Playmate of the Year, about two years ago and she has a totally different nose (looks like a rhinoplasty). The nose that helped her win a Playboy cover was just a bit wider but more suited to her face. I suppose since it has been a while since her big win, she’s just another pretty girl in Los Angeles who has to compete with the rest of the crowd. It will be interesting to see what plastic surgery she gets next.

Khloe Kardashian is the sister of media whore celebutante Kim Kardashian. There is another sister and all three appear on a reality show about their ‘lives’ (I put quotes around it, because the whole show is fake.) Khloe is not as hot as the other two sisters prominently featured on the series, but seems to enjoy the celebrity process anyway, which means she seemingly overindulges in plastic surgery too. I genuinely think that the bridge of her nose is slimmer than it was when she first appeared in the media, especially because her eyes look further apart now.

(The Kardashians read this site – yup, their handlers email all the blogs – so ‘Hi there! If you don’t want to be on this site, then find employment outside of the “reality celebrity” field.’)

I recently saw some new photos of Gwyneth Paltrow and thought,”Gee, she looks hard.”

Her skin looked waxen, slickly tight, and too smooth. When her mouth smiled, her eyes stayed transfixed; they did not smile with her.

I wouldn’t be shocked to learn that Gwyneth has been under the knife. Her face resembles that of a statue (unlined, even conveying expression). I also believe that she had something done to her eyes. Look at her eyes in the first photo on the left. Then look at the photo on the right. She has the same smile in both, but in the picture on right, the smile does not make it all the way up to her eyes (or forehead which appears immobile), which have less aging under them. Overall, her eyes look smaller which usually indicated that some sort of eye work has been done.

I can only describe Linda Evans as wacky looking. She started out with gorgeous good looks, but seems to have tossed them out the window in her quest for eternal youth.

It looks like Linda has changed her facial features rather drastically; her eyes have an almost almond shape, her nose appears wittled, plus her lips are larger than they have ever been in her public life. None of it makes her lok young; her physical appearance is overdone.

In this photo, Joan Collins actually looks young that Linda, despite the decade age difference.

Pop stars must look good. In the case of Aubrey O’Day, she threw away her crimping iron, straightened, and lightened her hair. And for good measure, she increased the side of her bust. Too bad her transformation did not extend to her choice of clothing, because she shows up at numerous red carpet events looking like she raided the clearance rack at Forever 21.