Posts Tagged ‘kennel’

As always, mama went on vacation and left me to suffer at the kennel! She was gone for a whole week. I thought she was never coming back! Then, right before the kennel people said I could go, they stuck me in a tub and washed me and cut off all my luxurious hair! Uncle says I look like a raccoon. If I do, that means I am the cutest raccoon in DA WORLD!!!

Surprise, surprise. My mom went on vacation again. This time she sent me to the kennel. For two weeks!! Well, it was kinda fun.. like a vacation from her (but why would I want to go on a vacation without mom? And why would she go on vacation without me?!?) Mom bought me extra playtime at the kennel, so that was cool of her. She also ordered me a super cute haircut. I like it, but don’t tell mom I think it makes me look like a girl. She paid good money for this haircut!

I’m still stuck at the kennel. Mommy is having a grand time at the beach. I’m in a cage. What’s wrong with this picture? Everything! At least it’s Friday. That means vacation will be over soon for mama!

Dear Diary, I need to stop counting the days because this is getting too depressing! I will just wait for the morning when the ladies that are taking care of me give me a bath, then I’ll know I’ll be seeing mommy soon! She is always so happy to see me, she gives me a hug and a kiss! YAY! Oops, I always seem to write when I’m about to go out for poopoo and peepee, so I’ll chat ya later!

Dear Diary, Day 5 is today. Holy crap. Where the heck is she? I am getting used to being here now. I hope it’s not a two week vacation. That would really suck. But at least the ladies are nice here. I like having my own room, but I can see my doggy neighbors and hear them barking. That annoys me. I like it nice and quiet. I think it’s time for my afternoon poop now!

I get super excited when mom takes me on a car ride. I don’t think about where she’s taking me, I just get way crazy wild happy and pumped to be in the car. Sometimes she’ll take me on a quick run to the store, other times we’ll go through the drive-thru, and a few times we’ll go to the vet or the kennel. I am happy to go to either of the latter two until I get a shot in my butt or mama leaves me for a week at the kennel. I am super sad when she leaves, but I am superly over-joyed to see her when she comes back a week later!! My tail wags so hard it looks like a helicopter about to take flight! Mama take me with you on your next vacation!!

I’m back from the kennel! Mom just picked me up about an hour ago. I was sooo happy to see her that I leaped into her arms! Well, maybe not exactly like that. I panted and smiled and stuck my tongue out and ran to her and she picked me up and told me how cute my new haircut was. They groomed my hair extra short so the curls are all cut off, and my fur looks velvety soft!! I am just so darned handsome right now! Well, I am always handsome, but right now I am doubly extra handsome.

I’m here sitting at the kennel while mom is on vacation. This place is nice.. I have my own room filled with my bed and toys, but I’d rather be home. When mom dropped me off, I tried to leave with her while I was still leashed, but the smooth concrete floor just had me slippin’ & slidin’ and I couldn’t reach mom, and instead I watched her walk out the door, leaving me in the care of people I barely know! And at the end of my stay, they torture me with a bath and hair cut!! But overall it’s not so bad. I know at the end I’ll see mom and she’ll give me a big hug and a kiss!! I can’t wait to see her tomorrow!!!