So your boyfriend Tom Hiddleston showed up at the Thor: The Dark World premiere to tell you that he loves you. Maybe you don't remember because you got so deliriously happy that you forgot the whole thing, but don't worry. I'll remind you.

Your boyfriend rode up on a motorcycle — LIKE HE DOES — and was like, "Hey."

"I have something I need to tell you," he said, dismounting his Harley.

He paused and looked wistfully into the distance. The dramatic effect was lost on no one.

You got antsy. The wistful staring had gone on long enough.

He laughed.

"You're so impatient," he said. "I adore that about you."

He then got very serious again.

"But seriously," he said very seriously.

"I love you."

He smiled.

"So let's bid farewell to all this..."

"...Get back on my hog..."

"...and ride into the sunset."

"What do you say?"

"Yes, yes, one hundred times yes!" you replied, falling into his embrace.