Kylie Ireland – Remember that fat dude I tried robbing before Kylie Ireland busted my ass? Well, the guy got a small taste of the criminal lifestyle and came to me wanting to learn the ways of the pimp. He was like Tupac because he wasn’t mad at me and we was on to get some Benjamin’s. His mom, Dana Devine, killed it for us and yelled at us in public which was hella embarrassing. We’re both grown boys but that didn’t matter to her fine ass. She caught me checking her out and wanted me gone from his life. The crazy cougar whispered into my ear that she secretly was into interracial sex and had interracial porn hidden from her boy so it wouldn’t corrupt him. She also told me that she wanted my fat nigga dick balls deep inside her pussy while her cuckold boy watched to get scared straight. This cat was fat enough to kill me if he sat on me but he sat his ass down as I took his mom to heaven and back with my 3rd leg. Another bunch of white people making me sick to my stomach.