That's a movie cat, and not just any movie, I'm talkin' Stephen King, the cat comes and eats your face in the middle of the night movie cat. Or, it's a "just in case the world goes apeshit and we need to eat a pet insurance policy cat" - that would work too.

@Jim Bainbridge--I'll go with the "insurance policy" option because that fat ass is too lazy to jump up on the bed to eat your face in the middle of the night. If he ever does, you'll know because it'll cause an earthquake.