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October 16, 2009

Alternative medicine is well-accepted in the mainstream of medical care around the world. It is said to be rooted in meticulous observation of nature, the cosmos, and the human body making this a purrr…fect fit for a feline as you are also rooted in the meticulous observation of nature, from outer-space, like to sit on the human body.

Consider this career if you:

Tap into the chi of others just by being in the same room with them

Enjoy introducing others to new levels of health and well being

Grasp the spiritual realm and facilitate its harmonious existence with the physical realm

October 15, 2009

Most kitties, with the exception of Sphynx cats, are born with an abundance of fur. Long fur, short fur, black fur, brown fur, orange fur, yellow fur. Fur that sheds during the summer and during the winter. During the spring and during the fall. Fur that collects in big dust balls under the furniture, in the corners of your home and on expensive dry-clean only garments. What to do with all that fur? Be a hairdresser that’s what.

Consider this career if you;

Wish to spend hours grooming yourself and others

Embrace the beauty of a good hairball

Possess an outstanding sense of style and interested in creating your own line of hair-care products.

October 14, 2009

Mom used to always say “Only floss the teeth you want to keep.” Truer words never spoken. When you’re a kitten, all you can think about it something good from the Tooth Fairy and then when you’re older, you’re only worried when one falls out – but it’s too late then isn’t it?

If you want to ensure kitties keep their teeth, free from plaque and well into their later years of hearing loss, not being able to make it to the litterbox and mangy (but still irresistible) old cat fur and you don’t mind the type of breath that after tuna should be categorized as a weapon of mass destruction then this career might be up your alley, pardon the pun.

Consider this career if you:

Obsessively play with dental floss – even if it’s plucked from the trash

October 13, 2009

We hope that this series helps all you kitties out there a paw up in these turbulent economic times. While it is certainly discouraging that there is a dog in the White House, keep yourself well groomed and your claws sharp…you never know what’s around the corner! And let’s not forget your nine lives and Social Security.

In previous editions, we looked at career options for the DOER, the THINKER, the CREATOR, the HELPER, the ORGANIZER and in this final edition, we examine PROVIDERS.

Providers are very rare cats. These are cats that like to serve others.

Are you a Provider?

After a hunt, you tend to:

Leave your kill on the doormat.

Leave your kill inside someone’s favorite shoe.

Bring your half-alive kill into the house and let it loose.

Bring your kill to the house and no matter how many times it gets buried or thrown into the trash, digging it out and bringing it back to the house.

October 9, 2009

Are you looking for a party so you can be the life of it? Do you purrr when you hear the words: corporate receptions, weddings, birthday parties, anniversaries, and especially bar and bat mitzvahs? Then, the life of an event planner may be for you.

Consider this career if you;

See the big picture right down to the smallest detail in your head

Manage to execute multiple tasks while remaining cool as a cucumber

Perform a series of strategic miracles to achieve opportunistic results

October 7, 2009

Although it is ironic that accounting jobs are plentiful despite the weak economy, there is no reason, that a kitty can’t take advantage of this expanding field. And if financial statements, collecting W2’s and the prospect of cooking the books appeals to you this may very well be the career path for you.

Consider this career if you:

Crunch numbers as mindlessly as a bowl of kibble

Ensure that everything is thoroughly documented and balanced

Keep up to date with changing Federal and State tax laws and mandates

If you answered “yes” to all of the above, you would be a great Tax Accountant!

October 6, 2009

You may be looking at the title of this blog, and then looking at the image above. You then may ask yourself, what does a cat in a Football outfit have to do with organizing! Well, we think that’s a good question and we’re not sure either but we’re really open to your interpretations.
This is part of a series for kitties looking for some employment in these tough economic times. That’s because we truly believe, with a little elbow grease, you can beat the current 9.8% unemployment rate. In the past series, we looked at careers for the DOER, the THINKER, the CREATOR and the HELPER. This article, looks at the

ORGANIZER
Organizers are cats that help maintain order in their households. Are you an Organizer?Tasks that fill up your day may include:

October 2, 2009

When you dream of the utopian world, do you dream that there is chicken and tuna in every pot and there is a warm bed and lap for every kitty? Does this imagery give you that warm and fuzzy feeling inside and make your tummy look and feel even more fuzzy?? If so, a REALTOR is the career for you.

Although the real estate market is currently slow, hard working kitties can still find great success in this field – you just need to be creative. When showing a house, you need not only point out the number of bedrooms or bathrooms. How about that window that has a great view where you can see other neighborhood cats and freak out? The number of closets you can hide in when guests come over where no one can find you for hours and think you’ve somehow got out and run away? A counter top that doesn’t show tell-tale paw prints for those midnight raids? So many appealing features that might otherwise go unnoticed!