Way back in the mid 1980's, three young
MCS women lived in Potrero, California. With the support
of her two friends, Judy (Hoffman) Black and Ellen Brief,
Patti Levi composed and sang this song about their
experiences. The last verse is missing, so we will add it
when memory permits. In the future, we may also have the
audio version for you.

Here We Sit in
Potrero

music and lyrics by

Patty Levi

Chorus

So here we sit in Potrero

the three most beautiful girls around,

and all the guys are no where-o,

they don't even know

that we're in town.

Verse 1

I wish that I could go dancing,

Somebody take me on a date.

But when we go,

please don't wear cologne,

and your cigarette smoking

is gonna have to wait.

Verse 2

Oh no, I can't go to the movies

Oh sorry, no, I don't drink beer

While the night's still young

let's hurry up and have some fun,

it's only an hour a day that I am clear.

Verse 3

I brush my teeth with baking
soda ... more to come.

MCS Wedding

Melody fromPack Up
Your Troubles in an Old Kit Bag

Song written during WWI - Lyrics by Don Kempf

Sung after wedding by father and
brother of the bride,

prompted by her extensive use of foil.

Wrap up your partner in a roll of foil

and smile, smile, smile.

With a VCR to light your night-

Smile, dear that's the style.

What's the use in worrying?

It never was worthwhile!

So! Wrap up your partner in a roll of foil

And smile, smile, smile.

Anecdotes
& Jokes

When it becomes necessary to explain why I
sit on foil,

my husband says, "That's the way she
keeps her buns fresh."

~

Many people wonder why EIs look so young
for their age.

That's because they're so well preserved
in chemicals . . .

from their chemical injury.

~

Why is lemon juice made with artificial
flavor,

and dishwashing liquid made with real
lemons?

~

If you can't be a good example,

then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning.

Catherine Aird

~

When people ask about my life as an MCS/EI, I tell them,

"My wild oats have turned to shredded wheat."

Confessions of
an MCS Spouse

Bhima

No, I will not
change my clothes and put them outside.

No, I will not
step in a puddle to clean the soles of my shoes.

No, I will not
put my books outside.

No, I will not
wash my hands when I come in from the trailer.

But I do it anyway.

Yes, I will go to
the grocery store that's convenient, though the pesticide
is heavy.

Yes, I will walk
and sit on the grass in the park.

Yes, I will pet
the friendly dog that's been flea dipped.

Yes, I will get
the better price for the lumber at the toxic store.

Oh forget it, it's not
really that important.

Statement from
the Environmental Assurance Board

Concerning the
Prestige 20,000 Ton Oil Spill in Spain

Sat., Dec.7 PM
"The oil is self-detoxifying, visible, and floats on the
water which will in turn, not harm any animals, nor contaminate
any water or land."

Good Thoughts

Author Unknown

"God is Crazy About You. He sends you flowers every
spring and a sunrise every morning. Whenever you
want to talk, He'll listen. He can live anywhere
in the universe, and He chose your heart."