The case was broken open when a detective noticed Jeremy Blascowicz grinding his teeth, constantly tugging at his neck beard, and talking at a high rate of speed for three hours straight about why Secret Wars was, like, a million billion times better than Crisis on Infinite Earths.

Some loser's choice of suicide method is not a good reason to trample my rights. As long as no children are involved, I support the right of losers to quietly off themselves and get off of my damned planet.