Your Art Is So Deep And Progressive

No, he's not just another freak, shrink wrapping himself to get off. He's an "artist". There's a big difference, although I don't know what it is, and I'm not convinced that there actually is any difference. It just looks like an attention whore to me.

Goddammit...that's it, I'm going to start cutting the cheese into jars and selling it as artwork. I'll title the line "inner agony, from Russia with love" (nasty vodka farts in a mason jar in layman's terms). I'll make fucking millions judging by THIS shit.