Okay, so maybe we tried to photoshop Kim Raver and the other gals out of these photos before giving up and posting them in their full heterosexual glory. (We wouldn’t kick Carlos Ponce or Paul Blackthorne out of bed either.) That doesn’t mean we don’t appreciate strong women… It means we don’t appreciate bad NBC Sex and the City knock-offs with too much mood music, a void where the punchlines should be, and less pulse and virility than our menopausal Aunt Barbara. No offense to Ms. Raver and company, but not only does our heroine not do any justice to her amazing last name (hello! Ravers rule), but if we had half the money these women have our show would be a LOT MORE ENTERTAINING (raves and all). As with many TV programs hanging onto our attention by a thread, we’ve got to admit that if the guys are in their underwear, we’ll be there.

The prettiest pics we’ve seen on the internet today are of celebrity son Scott Eastwood, who just had a photo spread devoted to his beauty in Town & Country magazine. The 27-year-old actor and surfer appeared in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D as well as in an uncredited role in Chasing Mavericks.