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The world has absolutely had enough with murder clowns. We get it. They’re terrifying. Big teeth, terrible humor, murder axes. Yeah. Understood. We’re over it. Sure, they probably still give us an eerie feeling every now and then and nobody actually likes them, but there isn’t any originality left and the actual fear is pretty much all over. So, it was a good run while you had it… but, it is time to send them back into their tiny car and off to drive into the sunset.

Of course, that doesn’t mean that all cute and adorable and supposedly fun and happy things are off the ready to crap our pants in terror list. We’ll always have spooky dolls, pretty dolls, porcelain dolls… really any kind of doll will do it. Especially that new toy that your kiddo just loves and you just hate. The one that is always creeping up and staring at you after the kiddo heads to bed? It isn’t like we can just get rid of it, but maybe…

No. It is too crazy. We couldn’t ask anyone to dress up in this Mr. McGibblets costume and run around the neighborhood like a lunatic until we all had a brand new source of nightmare fuel, could we? Well… if we could, it would involve this purple jumpsuit with a zipper back and a vibrant lime green collar with matching sleeve and pant cuffs. The hood would have soft-sculpted eyes and a nice furry green Mohawk. Truly adorable. At least until you add the murder axe to finish off the horror. No. That’d be crazy. You’d need to be an obsessed Fantasy Football fanatic to even think about it. Then again…