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Monday, December 14, 2009

Shots Rang Out

Okay, I don't have a recommended blog for you today because my internet connection is all wonky and my links aren't working. Curses on the Internet gremlins!

However, I have something almost as good- Student Metaphors & Analogies!

*drum roll*

1. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.2. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. 3. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soups. 4. Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut. 5. Shots rang out, as shots are known to do.

I don't know which to pick they're all so cute. I do love #1s use of Cling Free, though. Students are fun. If you're running out of these posts, maybe you could just give them another assignment. They're bound to provide more entertainment.