Prodigy of the Kettles, The Empress of the Land between The Mighty Rivers,
The Serenity of the Missouri and The Strength of the Mississippi,
The Double X Silver Laden Goddess of the Heartland, Filled with the Golden Fire of the Prairie,
The "Oh Girl" of the Midwest
Her Imperial Majesty
Empress XX of All Iowa
Muffy Goldstein Jackson Rosenberg

REIGN XXI

The Twitter and Glitter, Flirting, "Oh Shit, I'm Late!"
Son of the House of the Majestic Dragonfly
His Imperial Majesty Emperor XXI of All Iowa Deric St. Jonn