"Santa Monica"

"Formacolica (Drugs are God)"

The Lyrics

A song about how health care in this country is so corrupt and just out for the money.

I can't remember anything.(And the) doctor's who I told this.He found it out.My memory's gone.I think the doctor's trying to figure out whyI'm having trouble remembering the past.He found out at last.Alzheimer's making my brain such a sieve.And some drugs he will give.

I can't remember the day when I moved to Santa Monica.There's something in my brain that's suddenly useless for anything.I can't remember the fact that I live in Santa Monica.I can't remember my address so I can drive home now.

Take two of these - every time before you go to sleep.Make sure you don't forget the time - ironic don't you think??Remember every day and your memory'll be okay.Then he said "That'll be 99.83!"

He said I needed to pay for my drug named Formacolica.I can't remember the way to say it or spell it or anything.But I proceeded to sign on my check for Formacolica.I took my drugs and then left there feeling much older.

I wanted more than this. I needed more than this.I deserve more than this. But it just won't pop.It seems to fade away.

I needed more than this. I wanted more than this.I don't get help from this. And it just won't stop.My memory's fading away.

But I remember the day I got duped by Dr. Bonica.He gave me pills that failed to bring back my memory or anything.I'll go back one more time and he'll charge me 99.And I then I'll just go back there over and over.

I can't remember the day when I killed my Aunt Veronica.I ended up in jail for this temporary insanity.My brain just ain't working right since I took that Formacolica.I guess I'll have to wait 'til my lawsuit's over.

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Probably the only funny TOAD song I've seen on this site, which is sad. Really, you match the pace of the song so well that it adds wonders to the humor value, and you manage to avoid repeating stuff too much. Awesome.

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