Equal
Time with Bob Boudelang
"Yes, He Did Not Tell The Truth, But That Does Not Mean Our Great President
Lied, So Stop Saying That!!!"
July 18, 2003
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot

Who is not shaking in rage like a leaf on a fuzzy tree, as Elvis Prestly would
have said, about the latest outrageous and inflammatory partisan political charges
from Democraps and other Saddam appeasers that Our Great President George W.
Bush lied, just because he did not tell the truth?

I am for one, and I am sure many other patriotic Americans are too, even if
you cannot see them. It has got so bad that I was unable to go back to my job
at the fish store, and not because I was hung over, but because I was so concerned
about the fate of Our Great President and this nation of his and needed to concentrate
by resting my eyes.

And I am not talking about there being no WMDs found at all yet in Iraq, so
stop saying that. They will be found, mark my words, and not everyone will believe
that they were planted either. Nor am I talking about him saying combat was
over in front of the banner that said "Mission Accomplished," which it is not
his fault all those soldiers have died and got killed afterwards. Even if he
did say, "Bring them on" about the attacks, which was actually brilliant strategy-izing
which you cannot prove has backfired so do not even try.

No I am talking about the State of the Union address and the uranium forgery
letter, which could of happened to anyone.

And after all, it was only 16 words and British intelligence made George Tenant
put them in. And they technically were not a lie, as I told Mrs. Rosenfeld,
who won $500 at blackjack with Secret Service Agent Brown when they were in
Las Vegas there together and now is Mrs. Brown. And anyway, do not the DemocRATS
think it is all right for a president to lie, and not about trivial matters
like war, but about important things like his pants? "Do not forget what the
meaning of is is," I said, and she said "It all depends what the meaning of
lying asshole is" which I do not get.

Imagine if Bill Clinton had said "British intelligence did not have sex with
that woman" when he shook his finger on T and V! Then we might never have had
the impeachment which that Slick Willie only got by on do to the legal technicalities
of "not guilty" and "no evidence of wrongdoing." I shutter to think of it.

Meanwhile things are looking brighter in Iraq, if you do not count the soldiers
getting killed. Yes, there were soldiers complaining that they were working
for Brown and Root, but so what? Our Great Vice President Dick Cheney works
for them too and you do not hear him complaining!

And yes there were soldiers saying Donald Rumfilled should resign. But what
do soldiers know about military affairs? And there is good news about that.
Our new general there has decided to clamp down on letting soldiers complain
in public to the press.

Also the group of judges that went over to set up the Iraqi courts were kept
from talking to the press about how they could not do so because Iraq was such
a mess. There is no better way to show the ignorant Iraqis about the difference
between a brutal dictatorship and freedom than by keeping Americans from speaking
out.

If only we had more of that and less news! But instead the yellowdog lacky
LIEberal running dog media keeps up its constant drumstick of stories about
this and that instead of telling about Our Great President and all the good
things he has done for this country, which I would so here right now if I could
think of any.

Besides, Sodom Husane is probably laughing out loud when he reads about dissent
in our country from where he is, although you cannot prove he got there because
George W. made any sort of deal. So let us forget about Afghanistan, even if
the Taliban is coming back, or Korea, where there is shooting with machine guns
that is nothing to worry about, but instead let us be united as one and knuckle
under to obey every little wim of Our Great President (who is not a crooked
drunk so stop saying that), like real Americans would do. Let there be no mention
of impeachment unless it was over Monica and not over a paltry matter like soldiers
dying and being wounded so Dick Cheney can steal Iraq¹s oil. And let the healing
begin, except for Democraps who are all traitors, as Ann Colter says.

By the way, I notice that Rush Limbaugh has been hired to talk about how LIEberals
and Negroes are ruining football. I hope this means I will be back in the running
to do his program, since I am tired of cleaning up fish guts and no one can
tell how you smell over the radio. Please write your station and point this
out. I can be reached here at the Daisyview Trailer Park, which is as bad as
Communist Canada.

Remember, call your local station where Rush is and say "No one knows what
he smells like." I am counting on you!

Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who can also be reached at bobboudelang@yahoo.com
although he only checks at the library once or twice a week for email although
they cannot keep him out any time he wants to go according to the judge.