"A lot of people lamented the death of the water cooler moment, which I think died long before 'House of Cards' anyway, but now we have something that's much cooler than the water cooler. We have the Internet. So you can have conversations, not just with your coworkers or your family, but with people around the globe about an episode or a series or a season." -Beau Willimon

A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP

“I've never felt lonely since I got a dog.” -Deerhunter's Bradford Cox

"What, like with a cloth or something?...I don't know how it works digitally at all." -Hillary Clinton responding to a question about whether she "wiped" her personal email server before turning it over to authorities

“The American people are sick and tired of hearing about your damn emails.” -Bernie Sanders to Hillary Clinton

"Given this perfect storm of human error, mistakes and communications by all involved that day, the evidence did not indicate criminal conduct by police," -Cleveland Prosecutor Tim McGinty on Timothy Loehmann, an officer-in-training who shot 12-year-old Tamir Rice

"George Clooney married Amal Alamuddin this year. Amal is a human rights lawyer, who worked on the Enron case, was an advisor to Kofi Annan regarding Syria, and was selected for a three person UN commission investigating rules of war violations in the Gaza Strip. So tonight her husband is getting a lifetime achievement award." -Tina Fey

Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes America great.