ReRe the Body revealed to People magazine that she would like Halle Berry to portray her in the television movie based on her life. UM?!

Jennifer Hudson, yes. Frenchie Davis, sure. Queen Latifah, okay. But Halle, the hell? I vote no. Well, unless she appears as Stretch Mark #837 On Aretha's Tittayballs. Lord, somebody must have slipped her ass some bad hog's head cheese. That shit will make you delusional.

ReRe also said that she had a verbal commitments from Billy Dee Williams to play her father and the tang master himself Slickback Ivanhoe (Terrence Howard) to portray Smokie Robinson.

Listen Aretha, now is not the time to turn your back on Team Chunk. If you really want to impress people give an unknown actress a shot. Better yet, dress Catfish Wilkerson up in drag. That would win a Lady of Soul Award, no questions ask!

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