Bacon. In a Can. For the Zombie Apocalypse. "If there's one thing that will be in short supply when the dead rise, it will be smoked pork products," according to Ma. "That's where Tactical Bacon comes in handy: 54 slices of bacon-y goodness in a single can for all your Armageddon breakfast needs." (ThinkGeek.com, $18, 888-433-5788)