Hey, for those of you who do not believe in burning bosoms, go to your nearest Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. Take their Blazin Challenge. Eat 12 wings in under 2 minutes, slathered in their hottest BBQ sauce. You don't pay for the wings, you get a t-shirt that says you survived the Challenge, and you get your photo taken (with sauce yet on your face) and posted on the wall. Oh, and did I forget to mention, you get a no-charge bosom burning. You don't even need to give the Church 1/10th of your wings, but I suppose some might give 1/10th of their T-shirt as tithing to the LDS Monolith.

I took the challenge for the first time last Friday, with a friend (we went to a late lunch, to let the business lunch crowd clear out first). I kicked ass. 1:59 was my time, even using no damn strategy. My friend, 3:05. But he's a damn good wingman, Maverick! (tip of the hat to Top Gun; puns intended).

Based on Moroni 10:3-5 and my experience last Friday, I can testify that I know with every fiber of my being that the blazin sauce at BWW's is the hottest damn BBQ sauce I've ever had.

That hot **** is **** awful. OMG. It's horrible. I enjoy food as much as anyone, but BWW uses the lava from the **** pool of fire made famous in the Book of Revelation on most of its food. Jesus Christ don't eat that food.

_________________Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07

MASH quotesI peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.I avoid church religiously.This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.

Lol nice. I still don't know how you can survive eating that stuff. I ate only some of the middle grade sauce and it lit me up. I don't particularly enjoy hot food (a bit of heat "jalepeno" style is good but) damn the hottest sauce in 2 minutes? H/t if the photos come through. :D

_________________Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07

MASH quotesI peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.I avoid church religiously.This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.