Of course it's Mrs. Howell. She's loaded and the spectre of Death looms so close he flushes the shiatter for her. Once she's in the ground you Dustbuster your junk, crack open the vault and make that Reverse Suspension Bridge happen with (era-appropriate) Emma Peel and Julie Newmar Catwoman.

Gilligan farked up our rescue again? Its almost like he wanted to stay on this island.

//Gotta go with Maryann

No, it's the Professor who kept farking up. The guy could build a working radio out of a coconut, but couldn't fix the damn boat? Granted, he had a reason; the Skipper had Gilligan, and Thurston had Lovey Howell. That left the hottie movie star and the farm girl in hot pants for Prof. Hinkley. I wouldn't want to leave the island either.

I'd rather put them in my new invention, the Tranmeldgrafier, and smoosh them into one glorious new person with all the best features of both women. I'd call her Ginger Ann. She would help me get off on the island.

Mary Ann then and after seeing the today pictures, jumped up jiminy cricket in a flaming sidecar, Mary Ann now. Why the hades does Tina Louise allow her picture to be taken? Won't she think of the children?