Judah Friedlander's 5 funniest jokes at LaughFest 2014

GRAND RAPIDS, MI - To hear him tell it, Judah Friedlander is the best at everything. His braggadocio stand-up comedy routine is based upon his self-proclaimed status as "World Champion." At the second of two sold-out performances Friday night at McFadden's for LaughFest 2014, he wore a hat, shirt and windbreaker emblazoned with the phrase, and he often repeated it to the audience, apparently so no one would ever possibly consider forgetting.

Extended sections of the "30 Rock" star's hour-long performance were based on crowd interaction. He declared his run for the 2016 Presidency, and had audience members shout out various issues, which he'd solve in quick-witted and ridiculous fashion. He encouraged questions from the crowd on any topic, as if merely being in the room with direct access to the "World Champion" was a great honor.

The interactive portions were quite funny. But some of Friedlander's most effective jokes were one-liners delivered with a wry wit reminiscent of Steven Wright. Here are five of his funniest moments:

• Prompted by Friedlander, an audience member revealed he worked in information technology, and used a Dell computer. "You're a PC user then," Friedlander said. "You know there's a new law recently passed where Amish can use PCs now. Their elders no longer consider them modern technology."

• "I grew up on a dead-end street, because I killed all my neighbors."

• "I invented a car that runs on sexual energy. You take a seat, think about me, and it takes off."

• "I once beat up Wolverine so bad, he applied for a transfer to DC Comics."

• Asked who will be his First Lady when he's president, Friedlander replied, "I don't rank women. I'm not sexist."