Sexy Woman Knelt Provocatively With Her Legs Wide Open

There were raised eyebrows and a few red faces in a major city center this morning, when a woman knelt provocatively in a shop window with her legs wide open, causing several men to become aroused.

The woman was an employee of a well-known lingerie company, and was advertising a new line of sexy underwear which, it had been thought, might prove popular with customers.

It certainly proved popular with window-shoppers!

Shop model, Tonya Dickins, appeared in the window around 11am, and immediately struck a suggestive pose. Wearing a white vest with blue trim, and powder-blue panties, she heaved and writhed around until she started to attract the attentions of several passers-by.

A group of red-blooded Alpha-males quickly gathered in front of the shop, and, as more and more people clamored for a look at what was going on, there was a surge, and bodies were pushed up against the window. Tonya, 26, pouted, panted, and pulled her vest a little lower, sending the crowd wild with delight.

The crush became so intense, that the huge plate-glass window eventually gave way, and frenzied males poured into the shop by 'the wrong entrance'. Tonya made her escape in the nick of time, scurrying inside the shop.

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