Thursday, September 8, 2011

Berry Park

4 Berry St. (btw Nassau & 14th St.)

Brooklyn, NY 11211(718) 782-2829

Bathroom situation - 1 M & 1 W units just to the left of the bar in the main room on street level. The M's has a glass holder built into the wall above the throne in the stall. Speaking of which, Visceralist spent hurricane Irene weekend marathoning the first season of Game of Thrones. How ill was that last scene with the dragon babies? You mad, Lannisters?Takes credit cards? - Yelp says that they ain't 'bout this life here, but Visceralist can confirm that they most certainly are.Crowded on weekends? - Visceralist is strictly house partyin' or out-of-townin' on the weekends these days, so we hope you didn't come here expecting a good answer here. If we had to guess though...we wouldn't.Seating - plentiful.Neighborhood - commenters, help us out. Anyone got a line on the spot No Name Bar that's around hereabouts? Drop us a line.Pretentious/assholes - visible boxers is a must.Cost of Stella - not present. Visceralist mad, bro.What time people start showing up - back when he bothered showing up, Jamie Foxx told a story on Foxxhole radio about how he was throwing a huge house party (apparently he owns 40 acres in the LA area...replete with an avocado farm that generates enough income to pay the yearly taxes on the entire property) and at some point around 3am there was a turning point where he started going around tapping his guests on the shoulder and saying something like "Yo, it's time for you to make a decision. It's either go time, or time to go time." Meaning the party was about to turn a corner at the intersection of Coke & Lube streets.Bartender efficiency - moderately understaffed, so...Official Website - http://www.berryparkbk.com/Food? How late - seasoned fries, which...TVs? What's on - apparently the movie "Drive" : 2011 :: "Blue Valentine" : 2010 :: "Inglorious Basterds" :: 2009Guy:girl ratio - LL Cool BP.Toys - projector turns the street level main area into a sports bar.Age of clientele - mostly folks in their mid-Greenpoints.Space for dancing? - upstairs yes, but it is subtly discouraged.Music medium, style & volume - disappointing 2nd & 3rd quarters so far. This Drake album better be the shiznick (pronounced like Larry David's dad in that Curb hooker episode where Larry buys weed from Hurley).Specials or most popular drink - what are we gonna do with all this beeaaaahhhh?!