You’re a vegetable! (A Vegetable!)

My throat is sore. I should be looking for a job or getting my car fixed. Instead I’m playing Vice City. I just ran over a cop – 1 star. Then I ran over a prostitute – 2 stars. Not sure I like where this is going in the world. And that was one of the most unspectacular jumps in the world. I used to race all around Liberty City getting cops and feds to chase me leading to the ultimate moment – getting them to do a unique jump with you. There’s nothing quite like seeing a slow motion video of you flying over a bridge and two Police cruisers following in some lampooned version of a chase. Bonus points for keeping your door open – 200 feet in the air and the unnamed gunmen takes the time to close the driver’s side door!

Not that Vice City is any less breathtaking in the …what’s the word… retardation of police chases. I simply don’t get as many slow-mo-I-wish-I-was-taping-this-shit moments. Of course, watching yourself hit a curb and slam into a wall while your PCJ 600 skids 30 yards up the road sure is worth $50. I’ll put up some pics soon…