Federal government claims the world won’t end on Dec. 21

The federal government wants you to know the world will not end on December 21 — or any other day in the near future — as predicted by the Mayan calendar.

Take this with a grain of salt, these are the same people who faked the moon landing, planned 9/11, assassinated JFK and hid all evidence of those aliens in Roswell.

In an official government blog post titled “Scary Rumors about the World Ending in 2012 Are Just Rumors” the feds try to throw around big words like “astrobiology” to set the record straight.

USA.GOV:

False rumors about the end of the world in 2012 have been commonplace on the Internet for some time. Many of these rumors involve the Mayan calendar ending in 2012 (it won’t), a comet causing catastrophic effects (definitely not), a hidden planet sneaking up and colliding with us (no and no), and many others. (read more)

The even offer up an official NASA video with some old sciency guy who claims he can explain away these doomsday theories…sure…