I wanted stories like, “He took off all his clothes before I even took my jacket off and he came when we were making out. I wanted him to leave right after but he wanted to snuggle.” Unfortunately, you can’t always get what you want.

Love this question. I discovered that my own worst sexual experience still held first place position in the “Guinness McInnis” Book of World Records. The experience actually inspired 18 months of celibacy by choice.