So, I am, but at least I am real, isungbatna. Naingar a kasla antatadul. Kumagat. No tumatayab, sumiplag.

I am giving my share to this Goddamn country, Mr. Patriot. I teach. I teach in an underprivileged public school with not even a decent desk for the teacher. And you, Mr. Politically Correct University Man?