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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

When I Rule the World

Paul: I think I'm gonna form my own stateless people and it's own government. And we're gonna declare war on religion.

Me: Sweet. I wanna be VP. "Vote for Paul and me...because...well...it's our country and we're running unopposed!" I can see it now. Like how I turned your stateless people into our country?

Paul: And we'll be like, "Look, Muslims, just because you don't like a cartoon or an opera doesn't mean you get to blow shit up. Christians, just because you're offended by everything that's fun doesn't mean you get to ruin it for the rest of us. Jews, well, yeah you've been persecuted for a few thousand years, but you own all the media and banks, so stop bitching. Buddhists...well...uh...I guess you haven't really done anything to piss me off. You just kinda sit there and say 'It's all gonna be alright, duuuuude.' But be sure that you stay that way. That is all."