"Nice, tag-teamed in Stereo. Guess I should be grateful it's not in 5.1" "What!? You didn't have an air conditioner? Did you ride your Triceratops to work too?" "Two women with whips... That's my cue to shut up and act like a good boy...":franziska: "[you are an] 8-bit excuse for an attorney":angry: "Phoenix is a poopy head" "[When I grew up I wanted to be] Judge Wackner, hero of the Public Court" "Time to fire up the afterburners and hit the highway to the danger zone" "You really should come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine" "(Can't a foolishy foolish fool get some love?)":kirio: "I choose you!"

: Presents profile of Regina. Can you believe that she's an animal tamer? That's sooo cool! I'd like to try animal taming someday. Nick! Nick! Lie down! Roll over!! Once this case is solved, I'll roll over for you as many times as you want! YAY!!! Remember, you promised, Nick!

At court, questioning about how did Adrian got the costume, choosing the wrong alternative: :I think it may have been stolen from Mr. Engarde. : S-stolen?! But why would someone do such a thing? : Maybe the thief wanted to interfere wit the post-ceremony stage show. : Hmm... : And so, if he didn't have his costume, then Mr. Engarde would be forced to go naked! Maybe YOU should be stripped naked and run out for making a mockery of this court!

...Evil Edgey.

Spoiler:

Cross-examining Shelly de killer, pressing his statement about already revealing his client: ... What is it, Mr. Wright? (If I press him the wrong way, it might raise suspicions on his end...But I have to do something to waste more time...) Umm.. Witness. About requesting a hit... Yes? How much is your fee? ... I see you are also quite a dark-hearted man, Mr. Attorney... Huh? If you would like to talk business, we can do so after the trial... ACK! NONONO! I'm not thinking of hiring --*silence* M-M-Mr. Wright!! Y-Yes?! Y-Y-You... You want to kill me... You want me dead... DON'T YOU!?!? N-No, your Honor! Why would I do such--- Guilty! MR.PHOENIX WRIGHT! You are hereby declared GUILTY!!

Hmm, there were a few quotes I really liked, but one that I can remember off the top of my head is one during one of Moe's testimonies, where he says something like: "Do you like pi? I like pi! 3.14...[etc.]"Then Franziska whips him and says "Witness! You are to tell the whole truth! No fractions!"

I think that's my favorite quote of hers, though her "fool" statements were amusing for a little while.

I'm more confused than Wellington with a bunch of bananas.D.A's Fan Art Thread Updated 06/02"People should live freely without constraints. That's how life should be!" ~ Richard Wellington

Matt: Dude, all you can tell from this is that I spent $3,800. I go to that department store all the time, okay? This $3,800... This could be the toothbrush I bought that one time.Phoenix: A-A THIRTY-EIGHT HUNDRED DOLLAR TOOTHBRUSH!?Matt: ...It's ivory... And it's got elephant hair for bristles...Phoenix: (Eww... Elephant hair? Is that what rich people use nowadays...?)---Phoenix: I know why you know Mr. de Killer. It's because...-you're a hero of justice.Phoenix: It's because you're the great hero of justice, the Nickel Samurai!Matt: Duuuuude!?Phoenix: You spied on that room to do one thing and one thing only! To expose Shelly de Killer's fiendish plot!Matt: ...I... ...Okay... If that's what you think, then whatever, dude.Phoenix: ...(I get the feeling that wasn't quite it...) S-Sorry. Slip of the tongue...---Phoenix: I know why you know Mr. de Killer. It's because...-you're a star.Phoenix: It's because you're a star!Matt: Duuuuude!? What in the world are you talking about!?Phoenix: Well, you're a star. And stars never need a logical, or sane reason for anything!Matt: ...I... ...Okay... If that's what you think, then whatever, dude.Phoenix: ...(I get the feeling that wasn't quite it...)----Examine: The bear clock in Juan's room, after the bug sweeper scene.Pearl: Wow, there are a lot of bears!Phoenix: (Alarm clock ones, collector's editions, stuffed teddies, plastic models... It's pretty overwehlming... Is there a kind of bear he doesn't have...?)Pearl: There's even a few in the trash can...Phoenix: Yeah... I get the feeling maybe the guy didn't really like bears.Pearl: Poor teddies...*The screen goes black, and shows Moe giggling*Moe: It's hard to "bear" with all these problems... Growl! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha!Phoenix: ...(I don't think I want to "bear" with the trauma the last case caused me...)

Ah, I remember when I was young and in love. Oh, it was a jolly time.(That's great, Your Honor... I'm glad you're such a cheerful old man...)

Hey, pal! Watch what you say!I know everything that happens under me! If someone so much as scratches their... I REALLY don't need to know that much...

Hey, don't you look down on us! I told you! We're not a bunch of simpletons, pal! Everyone knows you can't find out everything you want with scientific investigation! I've never heard that before. Me neither Nor I. I never heard anything like that at the police academy, sir... Okay, so I made it up. Anyway...

His pointer finger? You know, they one you're always POINTING and waving around in people's faces. Aha, ha, ha. Don't tell me it bothers you... Every time you do it, I have a mini-heart attack. It's like you're trying to kill me, pal.

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I wouldn't mind hearing more about Max's bust...not that I'm into that sorta thing. Foolishly foolish fool wearing the foolishly foolish clothes...The part at the end of the first case where Phoenix remembered everybody but Payne xD You really should come with a supply of cheese to go with your vintage whine.Edgeworth begging the judge to interupt Oldbag in case 4 xDThe whole thing with the gum in case 4...can't remember it.After Pearls runs away What's wrong with me?! Is it my hair? Is it too spiky? Not spiky enough?! You're lying, dammit, and I can prove it!

And too many more to remember....this whole game was just way too hilarious.

Oldbag: Engarde... Engarde... Yes, now I remember!Phoenix: HOLD IT! Would you please get on with your testimony!Oldbag: Hmph! Watch your language, young man! What sort of tone is that to take with an elder! My youthfulness isn't what it used to be, so you should forgive me for everything! If you keep on barking at me like that, I'll start singing at the top of my lungs!Phoenix: Uh, what?Oldbag: "A striking figure by the sea, standing all alone is he. He's the Nickel Samurai!"Phoenix: (...She's actually singing... Someone help my poor ears.)Judge: Mr. Edgeworth. Can you please do something about this racket!?Edgeworth: Witness. I'll give you a piece of gum later if you'll be good and stick to just the facts.Oldbag: OKAAAAAAAY! ...You promise, right!?Edgeworth: Wright. I'll be sending the bill for the chewing gum to your office at a later date.Phoenix: (Reminds me to send you a thank you note later too, Edgeworth, old chum...)

Edit:Found another one I thought was funny... Massive spoiler 'ere, though, you've been warned.

Spoiler: Case 4 Spoiler~

Requirements: Pressing the first statement in Shelly de Killer's second testimony. Won't trigger otherwise, I think.

de Killer: That act is what I was referring to when I said my client had "broken the rules".Phoenix: HOLD IT! And that's all you have to testify?de Killer: Yes. And I pray that I will never be called to the stand again...Phoenix: "Again"...? As in you plan to continue?de Killer: I must, as I have yet to find a person to take my place, and become the fourth successor. Actually, how would you like a new life, Mr. Attorney...?Phoenix: Excuse me? Ah, no no no! I'm fine! Really!Judge: ...Are you really now...?Phoenix: (I wonder what kind of man the judge thinks I am now...)

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