Holy crap. The very first thing that I listen to with my new headphones; while having no frame of reference for how loud the volume should be on my computer; turns out to be ear-rape. What are the odds???

I want to make a carpet cleaning solution. I want to hire the garbage day actor. I want to make a commercial where he comes in the door and says " CARPET STAIN!" and it plays the dramatic music as he sprays it with my carpet cleaner.
CARPET STAIN! *intense face*