Jane looks from me to Wooly and back again. "Oh my," she exclaims. "Yes, yes we do! How did that happen?"

"I have a fairly good idea," John looks at me sternly; I busy myself looking at my hooves. "Sometimes Bully gets crazy plans in his head. C'mon, Bully. You two change your sweaters back so we don't hold up Miss Wiedlin any more."

Wooly and I sigh as we pull off our fuzzy sweaters and exchange them again while John and Jane talk for a few moments. "Well," he admits, "it was a good idea."

"Thanks," I say, shaking his hoof. "You take care of Miss Jane, 'kay?"

"Yeah! You take care of your guy. He seems really nice." We look up at them, shaking hands and smiling at each other. I guess our parent trap got sprung pretty early, didn't it?

We both wave goodbye as Jane Wiedlin and Wooly step through the door down onto the jetway, heading back home. I look up at John. "But how'd you know it wasn't me?" I asked him.

John smiled fondly at me and gave me a little hug. "Silly little Bully," he said. "Of course I know you out of millions. You're my little stuffed bull." He takes my hoof and together we head back towards our gate, towards our plane, back towards Brooklyn, towards home.

"But now you'll never see Jane Wiedlin again!" I lament. It would have been nice to see John with Jane Wiedlin as a girlfriend, I think.

"Uh huh," John nods. "Do you like apples, Bully?"

"Sure!" I exclaim, looking around. I didn't see any fruit stands or produce stores in the airport, however. "May I have a Golden Delicious?"

"Um, no. I was going to say that..."

"Or a Granny Smith! They are tart and tangy. Do you like Granny Smiths, John?"

"Stay on target, kiddo. You said I'd never see Jane again...?"

"Uh huh. What's that got to do with apples?"

John grins and holds out a piece of paper. "I got her number, Bully. How do you like those apples?"

Bully, your Con experience has made me want to journey to San Diego myself next year! Glad you finally cuddled up with Jane, enjoy the memories. Now that your back I look forward to see what you bring to Friday Night Fights this week!