OT: Who's up right now and wants to chat?

I am bored. Watching Greys Anatomy. I am currently searching the internet for cheap baby things. Yeah, I find the humor in that too. I live in Germany so I cant use the normal things like craigslist and garage sales. Thats one thing I am still coping with. I have to deal with that in my head still. So what are you all up to?

I had a 94 year old, SWORE she was 92 and the "slave lady" (her words, not mine... not trying to offend, just telling a story here) needed to learn to cook. She lived in an old folks home and I helped her pick her meals every week lol. She stood straight up and hit me with her cane once lol!

I think the most amusing call I personally got was the 16 year old girl who was convinced someone was stealing her clothes out of her dresser. We also have had a little old lady call and ask for the on duty police officer to go buy her a gallon of milk...Its a small county (less than 5,000 total population) and it can be so slow its DEAD. So, I often get paid to play on facebook, read, watch tv or movies...just waiting for the phone to ring.