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Usage Of The Word Fuck

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the
word "FUCK". It is one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain,
pleasure, love and hate. In language "FUCK" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive passive verb
(Mary really doesn't give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John); and as
a noun (Mary is a terrible fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful).
As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "FUCK".

Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

Greetings

"How the fuck are you?"

Fraud

"I got fucked by the car dealer."

Dismay

"Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble

"Well, I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression

"Fuck you."

Disgust

"Fuck me."

Confusion

"What the fuck--?"

Difficulty

"I don't understand this fucking business."

Despair

"Fucked again."

Incompetence

"He fucked up everything."

Displeasure

"What the fuck is going on here?"

Lost

"Where the fuck are we?"

Disbelief

"Unfuckingbelievable!"

Retaliation

"Up your fucking ass!"

It can be used in an anatomical description--"He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time--"It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business--"How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal-- as in "Motherfucker".
It can be political-- "Fuck Clinton".

And never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them fucking Indians
Come from?" Also, the famous last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck
was that?" And, last but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic,
Who said, "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be Offended when
you say "Fuck"? Use it frequently in your daily speech; it will add to your prestige.