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Caution: Hungry Dieter--May bite if provoked
Cheap, Fast, Food--pick two
Cooking is great--it's a socially acceptable excuse to play with knives and fire
Eat whales--intelligent food for intelligent people
ELF: The other white meat
Have you changed your tofu water today?
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat veggies
I eat junk food to get it out of the house
I used to love anchovies until I realized they were like eating an eyebrow. Now they just aren't the same.
If the wearer of this button shows any signs of depression, administer Chinese food immediately
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals--I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants
It's not sugar--it's low-grain cereal
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
My loyalties are divided between health food and high cholesterol swill
The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4 AM
Pi r^2 Pie are not square Pie are round Cornbread are square
Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy blue-green meat is bad for you.
Success is achieving the top of the food chain
Thou shalt not kill--even if you really want a burger
Vegetables are what food eats
Watership Down: You've read the book. You've seen the movie. Now eat the stew.
When in doubt, cook something and eat it
I only eat organic food. That silicon-based stuff tears up my innards.
Dijon Vu: The feeling you've seen mustard before
Do Catholic vegetarians believe in transubstantiation?
Is that a raw fish in your pocket, or are you happy sashimi?
I find 'lactose intolerant' offensive. I prefer 'persona non gratin'.
Velveeta: so vegetarians can have spam too
The Atkins Diet: It's a no-grainer
You are what you eat, so stay away from the jerk chicken
My idea of heaven is a library with dim sum service
Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies
If it still has feelings, it isn't cooked enough
Que-sera--sserole! Whatever we'll have, we'll eat. In one dish, combine and heat. Que-sera-sserole!
Bad geek! No chocolate-covered espresso beans!
Tonight, we dine in Hell. Tomorrow, I'm thinking Arby's.
I'm such a lousy cook, I can't even boil toast
Without a heart, one grows cold and can only love cold things. Revenge. Power. Gold. Cruelty. Parfait.
I've been to the Dark Side, and their cookies are terrible
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with cheese.
Please smother yourself in delicious sauces and await further instructions
Bacon is meat candy
The Dark Side has cookies, the Nerd Side has pi
The ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is eating its own egg. Why did we even come to the salvador deli?
Proud Member of the Stinky Cheese Society
Pain is a flavor
Pain is not a flavor
Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie?
I just ate 14 cans of alphabet soup, and I just had the biggest vowel movement ever. Is that consonant with your experience?
If you put root beer in a square cup, do you get beer?
What does a thesaurus have for breakfast? A synonym roll

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