And back at the Grand Chic, a part of the Underworld gang is sitting at a table, looking at the menus. The French menus...

Everyone: O.O

Kraven : What! -turns to Selene, speechless- Selene... what does that mean!

Selene: What? Everyone needs some diversity sometimes! -rolls her eyes and returns to her menu-

Kraven: -stuttering- B-b-but... what exactly were you thinking? How do you expect me to understand a damn word that is listed in that bloody menu?

Michael: It's true, Selene, we don't understand anything in French. -adds as an after thought- And may it stay as it is.

Erika: -scrolls down her menu- Yeah, take the beverages for instance: what does 'Coca Light' mean?

Everyone: -.-

Kraven: -gives her a blank look- It's a Cola, you stupid bimbo.

Erika: Oh. -realises what Kraven just said- HEY!

Sonja: -annoyed- Can we just order, please?

Selene: -mutters- Finally someone cooperating.

Lucian: Good idea, I suggest that we just pick something from the menu.

Kraven: -stares blankly at him- You're kidding, aren't you.

Lucian: -with lycan eyes and snarls- Do I look like I'm kidding?

Kraven: Fine! As you wish! -returns to his menu as everyone does so. At this moment, he feels like something hitting the back of his head. He turns around and sees a little brat of a kid grinning madly at him, with a straw and some Kleenex papers in his hands- Piss off, punk!

Lucian: -raises his head and glares disbelievingly at Kraven- Would you like to repeat that? You blood sucking creature!

Lucian: - cuts him off and laughs sarcastically- I'm not stupid, dude, you just told me to sod off!

Kraven: No, I didn't! I was talking to--- - at this moment, the same fucking brat throws him another spit ball- -Kraven dryly turns around- I told you to fuck off, you son of a bitch!

Lucian: -stands up with anger- I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SWEARING, YOU ASSHOLE! IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT, THERE'S A PARKING LOT RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW WAITING FOR YOUR ASS TO LIE DEAD ON IT!

Kraven: -stands up, outraged- What the fuck are you talking about, you jerk, I haven't talked to you at all! -adds as an after thought- And besides, what's the interest in speaking with a filthy animal like you, anyway?

At this point, the major part of the restaurant have their heads turned towards their table and Selene, Michael, Sonja, and Erika feel like sinking under the table.

Selene: -between her teeth- Kraven, you bloody idiot, can you just put your ass on your chair and shut the fuck up? Everyone has their eyes stuck on your spankable ugly face!

Kraven looks around as he glares at the crowd and slowly sits down. But instead of sitting on his chair, he falls on the floor. He then hears innocent giggles coming from behind. He looks over his shoulder and sees this same bloody brat that has been harassing him fro the last ten bloody minutes.

Kraven: -gets up in a hurry- YOU FUCKIN' SON OF A BITCH, FUCK OFF OR I'LL DRINK YOUR ENTIRE BLOOD TO THE LAST GULP!

Lucian: -brings his hand to his forehead in understanding- Oh! So, he was talking to the kid!

Selene: Kraven, for heaven's sake, it's only a kid!

Kraven: -turns to Selene- Screw the age, I feel like eating him up! -turns to the kid. The kid isn't here anymore. Instead, a tall and brawny man is standing. The kid's father. (Picture Kane from WWE)

Everyone: O.O

A few moments later, they all got their plates they ordered and Kraven has a huge black eye.

Erika: -looks disgustingly at her plate- This doesn't even look edible.

Michael: -shrugs and smiles- Actually, what I'm eating's really good! Finally, it was an awesome idea to come here, Selene.

Kraven: -mutters- Speak for yourself. -rubs his black eye- Ouch!

Lucian: For once you're right, dude. -looks weirdly at what he's been TRYING to eat- What the heck is that stuff anyway?

Sonja: -blankly- Why don't you ask the waiter?

Lucian: -looks blankly back at her- Right. That would be smart. "Excuse me, sir, can you tell me what I'm eating exactly?" I'll look like a dork.

He calls for a sturdy man who's passing by with a pile of trays in his hands, but this one goes away and instead, a young, blonde waitress arrives. Lucian's jaws are at this point on the floor as Sonja glares at him, Selene enjoys her meal, Michael OVER-enjoys his meal, Kraven is rubbing his black eye, and Erika's staring weirdly at her plate.

Waitress: -smiles in a very cheesy way- How may I help you?

Lucian: -stutters- Uh... hi. -moment of silence- -receives Sonja's elbow in the ribs- Ow! Uh, yeah, hum... could you please tell me what I'm eating? -waitress stares blankly at him and Lucian thinking "great..." sarcastically- Uh, I mean... I just want to know... I'm not eating... brains or anything such as this, am I?

Waitress: -Cheesy smile back on her face and laughs merrily- No, no, no! Not at all! -Michael takes a bite of the appreciated meal of his- Mister, here is enjoying the brains. -puts her hands on Michael's shoulders-

Everyone: O.O

Lucian: -Grins mockingly after letting out a huge sigh of relief- Oh, thanks! I just wanted to make sure!

At this point, Michael's hue turns green and he remains with his mouth opened till the waitress is out of sight. When she leaves, he spits the food in his napkin (sounding like that: blughhhhhhhhh) and heads to the washroom, without saying a word, yet gagging every two seconds.

Everyone: O.O

At this moment, the doors of the restaurant slam open and Viktor storms in, followed by Soren. He doesn't look quite happy. What a surprise!

Everyone (including people in the restaurant): O.O

Lucian: -rolls eyes- Fuck, not again.

Erika: Uh-oh.

Viktor: -glares deadly at Lucian- YOU! What in the bloody hell are you doing with my daughter?

Sonja : -stares mournfully at her plate-

Kraven: -throws his arms around his head with a pained expression on his face, afraid that Viktor would hit him any second.

Lucian: Uh.... Having dinner?

Viktor: ...O.o... -looks outraged- Your kind... -realises he was about to spill out the Truth- ... of blood... -looks uneasily around the room- will never be good enough for my daughter...!

Kraven: -realises he's still under the table- Hey! -tries to get out but bumps his head in the process- D'oh! -stands up finally and throws his wallet on the table- I've had it. I'm leaving. Take all the money you'd like, BUT I'M LEAVING THIS AWFUL PLACE!

Lucian: -eyes falling on the wallet- Oooooooh, mullah, mullah!

Kraven follows Viktor and Erika towards the exit-

Kid: Look, mommy! There's a funny-looking guy with a black eye and a bump on his head!

And then Michael pops out back in his chair, along with a soft 'ding!'.... nah, just kidding.

Actually, he wobbled his way back to the table, more likely.

Michael: -sits down as if nothing has happened- You guys have no idea what happened to me in the washroom! -no one's answering so he continues- So I got in the washroom and puked my soul out ----

Sonja: ... -closes her eyes in abhorrence and hold up her hand- Save it, please?

Michael: ... Yeah, so when I came out of the cabin, I saw a woman passing in front of me, so I figured out that I was in the LADIES' bathroom!

Sonja: -turns to Selene- So, that's the scream we heard before!

Selene: Most probably.

Michael: I'm not finished! So, I hurried out of the washroom and a woman happened to pass by. Seeing me coming out of the washroom and thinking that this was the MEN's washroom, she went in the other one! -bursts out laughing and ends up screaming of laughter-