LE

He can forget having his legs amputated! If that fat cnut goes for a jog, he'll wind up in splints for years - that'll actually sort his legs out.

As for the council, I can see why they refuse to move him. It takes them 3 years to get a repair done, so the bloke who has to widen the doors of his current house to let the fat wnaker out may be sometime. There is no point offering him a bungalow for the next 6 years because that's TWO repairs on two properties. The council are probably hedging their bets - Â£50.00 says he karks it before both repair jobs are done.

Adam Smith - 1776 said:

It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.

LE

"Duncan Ferguson elbowed me in the neck three times and I was beginning to get a bit angry. I swore at him in Austrian and I know he couldn't possibly have understood it. Even so, he suddenly swung round and thumped me in the stomach. He got sent off, but I began to appreciate how he earned his reputation as a hard man. It was a nice punch, I have to say."

LE

That goes to show the council arent mean...they've offered to amputate his legs!! Now if thats not instant weight loss I dont know what is. He'll lose at least 20 stone in a day there. Feckin brilliant diet if you ask me.

LE

I know this is the NAAFI bar, however this guy cannot be totally blamed for his vast size - he has a medical diagnosis that would make it very difficult fro him to lose weight.

Prada Willi The symptoms
I am not saying he is totally blameless, regarding his size. And whoever helped him make his career choice needs a bloody good kicking - it would be like telling a sex addict to become a prostitute.

LE

I know this is the NAAFI bar, however this guy cannot be totally blamed for his vast size - he has a medical diagnosis that would make it very difficult fro him to lose weight.

Prada Willi The symptoms
I am not saying he is totally blameless, regarding his size. And whoever helped him make his career choice needs a bloody good kicking - it would be like telling a sex addict to become a prostitute.

LE

If he has Prada Willies (the eating disorder and not the fashonable c0ck) then his Mother should have locked food cupboards and installed tough love. She is killing her son will food. It's like a Mother buying Heroin for a smack addicted child.

Not necessarily true. It's exceedingly hard for people suffering from this condition to manage it themselves. Imagine the hungriest you've ever been. Double it. That's how someone who suffers from it feel all the time.

Still, he's wonderfully fat. He could earn a pretty penny on the fettish market with a webcam sitting there all day with his tackle out. If you can see it under the roles of flesh of course.

LE

If he has Prada Willies (the eating disorder and not the fashonable c0ck) then his Mother should have locked food cupboards and installed tough love. She is killing her son will food. It's like a Mother buying Heroin for a smack addicted child.

Not necessarily true. It's exceedingly hard for people suffering from this condition to manage it themselves. Imagine the hungriest you've ever been. Double it. That's how someone who suffers from it feel all the time.

Still, he's wonderfully fat. He could earn a pretty penny on the fettish market with a webcam sitting there all day with his tackle out. If you can see it under the roles of flesh of course.

It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.

Not necessarily true. It's exceedingly hard for people suffering from this condition to manage it themselves. Imagine the hungriest you've ever been. Double it. That's how someone who suffers from it feel all the time.

Still, he's wonderfully fat. He could earn a pretty penny on the fettish market with a webcam sitting there all day with his tackle out. If you can see it under the roles of flesh of course.

MIA

He has a medical condition, that part I understand, but if he can't get out of his chair I doubt a new door is going to help him get fit as there is little chance of him getting up and using the thing. If he can't go out then who is doing his shopping? His mother/carer should be helping him by buying foods that will help with weightloss and not provide him with anything so fattening.

I wonder how many bars of soap or candles you could make from him? If (when?) he dies in that house do you think they'll wreck the house to get his bloated corpse out? of send in a butcher with a chain saw?

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