If a playdate between Graham and Meredith wouldn’t make Ed and Taylor fall in love, then we give up matchmaking forever. Unless… It’s Graham and Meredith who are meant be together?!?! #AceVenturaFace

Sorry, Edlor — that’s right, we were so invested in your potential couplehood that we Brangelina’d you — you’re on your own in the love department. We’re off to create our new company: CAT MATCHMAKING ‘R’ US.

Ah, our first customer. Welcome, good sir. Please take a seat in our waiting room — i.e., this unisex toilet stall in the back of the Petco we’re squatting in…