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Lyrics

I know...I'm sorry about this. Hope it's not a Captain & Tennille-type situation for anyone.

When Timmy ventures south of the border
People yell “Amante del aguacate”
They love beisball, and Don Julio
And they feed him lots of avocados
With some lime juice, onions too
Green chiles but hold the cilantro

Tim dips his chips in a bowl of Guacamole
A grin above his chin for the fruit he finds holy
Spends more on this food than clothes with Andy Polley
Hey Guacamole

Tim’s filled to the brim with Guacamole
Keeps shooting it in like a latter-day Kobe
Hoovers it up like his mouth is a Flowbee
Hey Guacamole

At Wrigley Field, sitting in the press box
pre-game meal and Timmy is distraught
Baba Ghanoush, and garlic hummus
With pita pieces, he doesn’t want it

Now come on…what was he supposed to do?
Eat spreadable eggplant on a cracker?
I mean…honestly…

Littles see Tim and offer Guacamole
Like Phil Garner tossed the ball to Tim Foli
It’s full of good fat like Angelina Jolie
Hey Guacamole

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Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MNRob has made this song infinitely better than the original. Thank you.144 days ago.

joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MDAs a 90's deejay in clubs I ABSOLUTELY HATE this song. So much so that I have delayed listening to this jingle. But so worth the listen. Just great peeps!!!147 days ago.

Jason Fuse in Los AngelesI am also sorry, but misery loves company so I'm glad other people will hear this.148 days ago.

ToddInLexington in United StatesHahahahahahaha!149 days ago.

mrlip in Springfield, VAKJ is fabulous in this one. Well... she's always fab but extra special good. Way to work Flowbee and Garner to Foli into Rob!149 days ago.

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