Quote of the Day

"We're only here briefly, and while I'm here I want to allow myself joy. So fuck it."

- Amy, Her.

Sunday, 23 January 2011

Killing Stuart Little

Ahh, the joys of MS Paint...

Ever since I saw the first 'Stuart Little' movie back in 2000, I've always had a hatred for the little mouse. Whether it was his stupid little outfit or squinty mouse eyes, I'm not sure, but there was something about that rodent that really got me annoyed. But surprisingly, I put my 6 year old self through it all again in 2002, with the imaginatively named sequel: Stuart Little 2. Throughout the whole thing I just sat there and prayed that he'd have a horribly gruesome accident involving lot's of sharp objects and fire. Okay, so maybe those thoughts came a few years later while watching a TV rerun or something. I wasn't that violent as a kid....

Anyway a couple years ago I came up with a few ideas on how to finally dispose of the goody-two-shoes little prick. They included tying him to switched on light bulbs, dropping him into an electric shredder and even leaving him outside stuck to multiple pieces of bread, leaving him to the mercy of the local winged aviators. A little sadistic? Perhaps. But after some rather voluminous google searches, it appears I'm not the only with this view....

If you've got any suggestions of how to murder Stuart Little, share them in the comments section and maybe one day we'll will catch that dastardly mouse...