AHEM: Nicky is NOT happy today. Mine idol and big brofur Billy SweetFeets tricked me on talk like a pirate day and he maded fun of me by making me wear two eye patches. I has to think of somefing to get back at him. Any ideas?

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yarrrr! he be a . . . oops; sorry. it's hard to get rid of that pirate-speak. mom even answered her boss at work in pirate yesterday!

ummmm, maybe you could just not do nuffink back at him but TELL him you was gonna. then he would worry alla time that somethin' was gonna happen, an' be all jumpy an' efurrythin'! that's furry cat-like: low energy use, high yield! you could watch him fret frum yer high perch wifout haffin' to lift a paw!

We got behind but we saw your pirate day post - and you looked very cute with the two eyepatches (though we do love to see your eyes too)! We don't know a good way you could get back at him - Daisy does trick her brother Harley into wearing ladycat clothes sometimes, and I see some people have suggested high heals, so maybe getting him to dress like a lady would be a way to go!