Napoleonland, Montereau-Fault-Yonne, France

We bet there won't be any height restrictions on the rides at Napoleonland, a park designed in honor of Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. Former French politician Yves Jego plans to build the park, saying it will be "fun for the family" while also describing one of the future rides as "a ski run through a battlefield surrounded by the frozen bodies of soldiers and horses." Fun times indeed. Sadly, this park just south of Paris is not scheduled to open until 2017.