Now, the first one (whose looks I'd immediately take) came from an 50+ woman, the second one from a guy, notably not to me directly, but via the wiatress I'm sure he must have found hot and seen seen chatting to us (as regulars).

Now, the first one (whose looks I'd immediately take) came from an 50+ woman, the second one from a guy, notably not to me directly, but via the wiatress I'm sure he must have found hot and seen seen chatting to us (as regulars).

When my hair loss got to it's worst a handful of years ago, my friend (who wears strong glasses and has poor eyesight which he admits) said I look exactly like Roberto Martinez:

Facially I look absolutely nothing like the guy, and for some reason in my delusion it didn't hit me immediately why he thought this, but I had the exact same island tuft of hair. Then in the same conversation, another friend brought up how the same guy thought he looked like Luka Modric, and apart from having long-ish floppy hair, bears no resemblance whatsoever to Modric at all.

I don't know if it was just me imagining this, but after a chuckle there was a period of silence, and for me it was that hit of just why this guy with poor eyesight thought I strongly resembled a balding middle aged manager with a skid stain on his forehead, and then my friend resembled a young footballer with flowing locks.

Everyone was initially baffled by the comparison of me and Martinez, and then when the Modric thing was also recalled from the past, it was like "ahhh... that's how he see's it."

When my hair loss got to it's worst a handful of years ago, my friend (who wears strong glasses and has poor eyesight which he admits) said I look exactly like Roberto Martinez:

Facially I look absolutely nothing like the guy, and for some reason in my delusion it didn't hit me immediately why he thought this, but I had the exact same island tuft of hair. Then in the same conversation, another friend brought up how the same guy thought he looked like Luka Modric, and apart from having long-ish floppy hair, bears no resemblance whatsoever to Modric at all.

I don't know if it was just me imagining this, but after a chuckle there was a period of silence, and for me it was that hit of just why this guy with poor eyesight thought I strongly resembled a balding aged manager with a skid stain on his forehead, and then my friend resembled a young footballer with flowing locks.

Everyone was initially baffled by the comparison of me and Martinez, and then when the Modric thing was also recalled from the past, it was like "ahhh... that's how he see's it."

Hehe, you got my point, but I'm still surprised: shaved is shaved to most, yeah, I get that - but even beyond that similarities are based on hair? I don't work like that. Hence: I'd take Martinez' looks over Modric's any time of the day - now guess why (hint: it's not because he's had a car since he was 19).

Now, the first one (whose looks I'd immediately take) came from an 50+ woman, the second one from a guy, notably not to me directly, but via the wiatress I'm sure he must have found hot and seen seen chatting to us (as regulars).

You are looking like the first guy. No homo.
The second guy was just an insecure typical jealous beta swiss guy. He just wanted to put you down.

You are looking like the first guy. No homo.
The second guy was just an insecure typical jealous beta swiss guy. He just wanted to put you down.

Thanks, I guess
I do see some similarities, but of course he easily outdoes me with his height and build, also slightly better features. Can live with that, as he's much better looking than the average guy his age.