It’s easy to get a kick out of Musk’s quirky quotables. But the closer you look at his words and actions, the more you’ll start to see: He’s an alien who came from another galaxy to help save humanity. Here’s proof.

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SpaceX

SpaceX is just a front so he can have somewhere to store his own space transportation vehicles without raising suspicion. (All those “failed” launches—totally staged.) Why is Musk so hell-bent on getting rockets to leave our atmosphere? Because eventually, he needs to get home.

The plan to blow up Mars

Musk raised more than Stephen Colbert’s eyebrows when he recommended that we “drop thermonuclear weapons over the poles” of Mars. Why would anyone want to lob nukes at an innocent planet? He claims it might warm the atmosphere up enough to make Mars hospitable. But he really wanted to destroy it. I mean, if your own race had long been at odds with the extraterrestrials that reside on Mars, you’d want to blow them up, too. It’s part of the reason he came to Earth. Luckily there now seems to be some kind of treaty in place.

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The plan to land on Mars

People are onto his plan and now he keeps making the Mars jokes to throw us off track.

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The plan to “die” on Mars

Tesla

No entrepreneur in their right mind would get into the electric vehicle business, which currently represents only about 0.1 percent of all cars sold. Yet Musk is pouring billions into his “secret master plan” to get transportation off fossil fuels, reduce global emissions, and therefore prevent a catastrophic warming of the planet. What’s more, he proposed this way before we even knew how much trouble we were in.

Autopilot

Powerwalls

What’s really inside those Tesla Powerwalls? That’s just it: No one knows.

The Gigafactory

No one needs a factory that big. He had to build it that big so the giant solar array on the roof would be powerful enough to help him communicate with his friends back home. Which is also why he wants to build an internet in space.

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His knowledge of the sun

“A lot of people don’t appreciate that our sun is a giant fusion explosion,” he said last year. He’s right—people never would.

The Hyperloop

Sure, it’s not a new idea. But no one paid attention to this concept until he proposed it and gave us a few hints about how to do it right. This idea—which makes a lot more sense in a place without an Earth-like atmosphere—is obviously the way they get around back where he comes from. And the fact that he just left the idea out there, letting all these Earthbound companies get the glory? Brilliant.

Bioweapon Defense Mode

He keeps warning us about World War III

“I think we need to acknowledge that there’s certainly a possibility of a third World War, and if that does occur it could be far worse than anything that’s happened before,” he said last year. Ominous as fuck! HE KNOWS.