Here are my major complaints about cleaning my home: it's difficult. It's time-consuming. And sometimes my knees ache. There's a lot to lament about cleaning — I could write an entire thesis on the subject. But I have never once picked up a mop and thought, "you know, this is could be a little — I don't know — sexier." Housekeeping is wanting for a lot of things, but sensuality is not one of them.

This is not what the copywriters for Mr. Clean think, apparently. As TVLine reports, the...