Comedians including Sarah Silverman, Paul Rodriguez, George Lopez, and Jeff Garlin are performing tonight at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood to raise funds for the Bernie Sanders campaign. Sanders himself is campaigning in Iowa and will miss out on some of today’s finest Democrat-approved humor told in his honor. He’ll also likely miss several vagina and anus references from Silverman, who contends that right-wing “gun boners” only care about the lives of “fetuses and rich white men.”