mlip is used when someone just got in an awkward position thanks to our friend, marijuana. also when someone is extremely high off weed
pronounced: "m.l.i.p." or "mmmmm lip" depending on how high the person is

Is your life pirate? Do you have a story about being pirate? Do you just like pirate and have something to say about them? Then post your stories here.

(A twist to My Life is Ninja where people post ninja stories.)

Today, I made the realization that when people say you have ninja skills after catching something you dropped it should be pirate skills. Why? Because ninjas don't drop things, but Pirates do after a few drinks and its our ability to catch falling rum bottles that allows us to catch things...MLIP