We have had a great number of spectacular pieces reflecting upon the 'life' of Tim Lumber. I am here to bring those pieces together into the grand Tim Lumber Collection. Please feel free to point, laugh, snicker, and add your own great pieces of art!

To start the tour, my original piece:
http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy127/coryswartz/lumber_01.jpg

I recently did some work on the following:
http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy127/coryswartz/lumber_02.jpg

I still can't stop cracking up at this pic! :laughing: :rofl: :laughing:

http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy127/coryswartz/lumber_02.jpg

Dino 6 Rings

11-06-2009, 04:33 PM

http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy127/coryswartz/lumber_01.jpg

TIM LUMBER BLOG RAVENS LUMBER TIM BLOG RAVENS TIM LUMBER!!!!!!!!!

:rofl::toofunny::sofunny::sofunny::toofunny::rofl:

:chuckle::chuckle::chuckle:

:applaudit::applaudit::applaudit::applaudit:

St33lersguy

11-07-2009, 12:13 PM

http://www.tandjent.com/meshforum/media/timmy-retard.jpg

Timmy's one fan

lamberts-lost-tooth

11-07-2009, 02:22 PM

Hi,

My name is Albert Jznowski-Stein, curator of the SF Museum and the Tim Lumber collection.

For those of you who are new to the Museum let me welcome you and ask that you not touch any of the exhibits. Seriously. That would be gross.

Now, as you can see, the collection is mostly made up of photos of Tim Lunber, aka Slim Q Cumber. To your left, you will see the first picture that Slim posted on SF. Yes, it is an 8X10..and yes it is life size.

To your right is a picture of Steve Buscemi doing Meth. JUST KIDDING!!! I was just messing with you. That is actually Tim's husband......doing meth.

Oh, you are all going to love this one. The stuffed dog to your left is the ORIGINAL owl dog!!!!! Note the canines ability to turn its neck in a 360 degree circle. The little pink shoulder bag beside it is the actual bag that Tim carried the sissy dog around in.....ala Paris Hilton.

As we move forward, I am going to have to ask that those of you with weak stomachs please turn your heads. For the rest of you, what you are looking at, is the infamous "foot photo". It appears that Tim took his/her husband out into the back yard to "do his business" one evening and Tim inadvertantly stepped in his/her #2.

Lets all move on before I hurl.

AW!!! Here we go!! the "Pièce de résistance". Ladies and Gentleman, I ask for a moment of reverence. A moment of silence as we look upon the gem of the SF Tim Lumber collection.

Yes......this is the actual Tim "Razor Ramone" Lumber photo. This picture was obtained at a large price to make our collection complete. Yes, it is disturbing. But it is still SOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny!!!! It was this photo that made Tim melt down and say "I am going to sue someone, you guys are mean and make my meow-meow hurt."

Well, I thank you all for coming and I hope you enjoyed the tour.

steelwalls

11-07-2009, 07:06 PM

Hi,

Yes......this is the actual Tim "Razor Ramone" Lumber photo. This picture was obtained at a large price to make our collection complete. Yes, it is disturbing. But it is still SOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny!!!! It was this phot that made Tim melt down and say "I am going to sue someone, you guys are mean and make my meow-meow hurt."

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:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

I loved that post

lamberts-lost-tooth

11-08-2009, 04:13 PM

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

I loved that post

I think those who dint follow the Slim-Saga...might not "get it" as well as you did.:chuckle::chuckle: