1. sell clothes
2. don't slang that's just stupid and ignorant
3. get a job, just spend 1 whole day doing online job applications
4. donate sperm to a sperk bank
5. donate blood (they don't give you money for the blood cause that's illegal, but for your time spent there)
6. if you are hella desperate, make yourself a legal "guinea pig" where doctors and testers will test you with non-FDA approved medicine. but this is pretty dangerous because no one will know what will happen to you)