Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about alcoholic drinks

If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck I’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
But the ocean’s not vodka and I am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!

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Submitted by: Dr C Glynn

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A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

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Submitted by: callie

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My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.

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Submitted by: glenny

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Of course I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk.

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Submitted by: anni c

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Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.
Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
A good friend takes your drink away and says, “You’ve had enough.” But a TRUE friend gives you another drink and yells, “YOU BETTER CHUGG THIS CUZ WE AIN’T TRASHED YET!!”