Washington Admitted Into Rehab

The towering intellectuals in Washington at the behest of our Supreme Leader have outdone themselves once again. Obama and his followers both Democrat and Republican alike have spent us into oblivion. Now Obama has stepped out of his skin and is saying, “We have got to stop this rampant spending.” The psychiatric diagnosis for this ailment would be called “living in an alternate reality” or maybe schizophrenia, like the alcoholic who perpetually promises to quit after a two-week binge. To add to this theater of the absurd Obama has abdicated his duty and responsibility to stop driving this country into a welfare state. He now has admitted Washington into rehab to withdraw from the spending addiction. Wow, I guess the first step is the “admission” process. So how do we solve this addiction? We appoint our own Psychiatrist and form a “blue ribbon” commission made up of old Washington insider hacks to be actors in this theater of the absurd. Once we emerge from counseling we will know how to stop spending, is this a Greek play or am I living on the planet Zocor?