Unfortunately it seems my Fantasy Football suck is contagious to my other league in the form of all 4 opponents I've faced so far having either their personal best score, or the weekly league high score when facing me.

I guess I bring out the best in the people around me.

W.W.G.D. - What would Grimace do?

What kind of dust?
Dirt-laced dust. Probably originating from the ground.