Three Princes

In ancient times in a far off land,In ancient times in a far off land, three princes declared that they wanted to marry the king’s beautiful daughter, but as a test to prove their worth, they first had to perform three difficult tasks: vanquish a giant, turn lead to gold and have s.x with a sheep.

The first suitor was slain by the giant, the second failed to turn lead into gold, but the third successfully completed all three tasks.

“Congratulations,” the king said to him. “You may now have my daughter’s hand in marriage.”

“Sod that,” said the prince. “I want the sheep!” declared that they wanted to marry the king’s beautiful daughter, but as a test to prove their worth, they first had to perform three difficult tasks: vanquish a giant, turn lead to gold and have s.x with a sheep.

The first suitor was slain by the giant, the second failed to turn lead into gold, but the third successfully completed all three tasks.

“Congratulations,” the king said to him. “You may now have my daughter’s hand in marriage.”