B.U.R.N.O.U.T.S. are often known to exchange sexual favors for food, drugs and liquor. It is because of this and this only, that they are still in the mix of human beings, as their sexuality is found most irresistible. After all, is there nothing more invigorating than tossing some degenerate out of a moving vehicle after they have just let you thoroughly violate every orifice of their vile bodies? And they have no recourse, as nobody listens to, or cares about them in the first place. Nor do the authorities ever empathize with their claims, as they are the ones who presumably chose this style of life.

Yes, chose.

B.U.R.N.O.U.T.S. are not to be confused with B.U.M.S. (Befuddled Unemployed Moneyless Souls) who share some of the same behavioral patterns. The B.U.M.S are homeless and have little choice where they sleep and are usually not held accountable for any of their actions due to the overly sympathetic nature they manage to spawn from society. The Befuddled Unemployed Moneyless Souls, however, will not degrade themselves by giving their bodies away for a hot dog and a shake unlike the B.U.R.N.O.U.T.S., who do it because they enjoy lighting their brains on fire and having sex with complete strangers of any age, gender or race. B.U.M.S are sad, disgusting creatures. B.U.R.N.O.U.T.S. look like sad, disgusting creatures. B.U.M.S are noble at heart. B.U.R.N.O.U.T.S. are not.