Cara Delevingne, a model famed for her all-natural face-merkins, has done the unthinkable: for fashion reasons, she has doused those face-merkins in bleach, rendering them invisible to the naked eye. What is a human without eyebrows? Just a thinking reed, but, like, a bald one. Just a fleshy oval attached to a… »9/29/14 7:45pm 9/29/14 7:45pm

Ah, the halcyon days of the '90s, when we humans dwelled placidly under the dot-com bubble, foolishly investing all of our money in Beanie Babies and plucking out most of our eyebrow hairs. Now, in the 2010s, we are all left bereft, hopelessly gluing strands of our head-hair to our patchy faces and cursing the gods… »7/24/14 1:20pm 7/24/14 1:20pm

If you've ever had a conversation with me that wasn't about feminism or one of the many illustrious television shows that runs on ABC Family, it's likely that we covered my only other topic of interest: eyebrows. There is nothing in this world I love like a good set of brows. While I've never asked anyone to lightly… »11/21/13 10:50am 11/21/13 10:50am

Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our recommendation…»4/23/12 1:40pm 4/23/12 1:40pm