What I meant was, how the hell do you stay fat when you're constantly ingesting something that completely kills your appetite?

I was going for the “they have a heart attack before they can get emaciated” but that’s not really true. Watching Sam throughout his career he actually plumped up considerably when he got famous. Now I’m thinking it’s the booze. At least my evil twin brother, who went by the same name and I shoved off a cliff before joining the Army, used to do coke to stay up partying all night and drinking like a maniac since that and humping anything that would stand still long enough was the measure of a stud back in the day.