Belts. Women use belts an an accessory, guys use belts to perchtheir pants precariously on their crack.Hats. Same deal. Do women need them? No. Why? Because there is achoice, when you are having a bad hair day, you can (A) Spend 45minutes in the bathroom dousing your hair with chemicals and goos, or(B) Toss on a hat to cover up the nasty hair.Socks. Guys wear white gymsocks, females have to go and wear pink andpurple frilly puffy socks. Socks thinner than public restroom toiletpaper. I mean c'mon ladies, when you're wearing pants does the coloror the socks really matter?Bracelets. Who thought up these things? These are worse thanMinesweeper for wasting time. You can jingle them, and you can playwith them, they aren't good for much else!Creams/Lotions/Oinments. Why do females have 19 different exfoliationcreams? I mean c'mon, it just clutters up the countertop in thebathroom. A guy's bathroom: soap, razor, shaving cream, deoderant, andsome tough actin' Tinactin. A woman's, oh God. I wont even get intothat.