Jon Huntsman

Gift Ideas
Socks or something?
Maybe a Hug for His Imminent Defeat in the Race?
Dignity

Ron Paul

Once Ron Paul got wind of the White House Christmas party he decided that he doesn’t want anything for Christmas, due to the government’s clear endorsement of the liberty-destroying holiday.

Gift Ideas
Nothing

Rick Santorum

The only things sabotaging Rick Santorum’s nomination hopes more than the definition of his last name are his actions, words, and political platform. So while you cannot help him with the latter three, why not try to help him fix the last name issue?

Barack Obama

As President of the United States of America, Barack Obama already has everything he could ever want: The most stressful job in the world, a nation divided between people who hate him and people who are sort of OK with him, and a devastated ecomony. There’s really only one thing Obama could ask for this Christmas…