Even when we’re out of the EU the knobheads in govt will still follow Europe..... we’ll still have euro 6, all weedkillers that work will still be banned and we’ll be overrun by rats..... And them furriners will still be swimming the channel to get here

Exuptoy:We had an old cat that used to bring them in to play with them.....interesting the time she lost one! The mother-in-laws terrier sorted it!

You see, that's the difference between a cat and a dog. Cats are sadists who enjoy torture and inflicting suffering. Dogs are cold, calculating functional killers. Bang, in there, job done. The animal equivalent of 'one shot one kill'.

Last year the farmhouse was infested with mice. I was getting up to thirty mice a week in the traps. So much so that the “random scouse bird” f!$%ed off back to scouseland to live with a flat cap and a whippet. I decided I had to do something about it as the supplies of piggy food were dwindling fast so I nipped to a local farm and saved a couple of unwanted feral tom kittens from a good drowning

Nine months later and no mice although one of the ratcatchers (tom or Jerry, I know not which as they are identical black tom cats) was sick on the mat last week and it contained two half chewed mouse carcasses (he really needs to stop playing with his food and chew properly!)

I really ought to have their bollocks removed but they’re such good ratcatchers I just can’t bring myself castrate the little buggers

Last year the farmhouse was infested with mice. I was getting up to thirty mice a week in the traps. So much so that the “random scouse bird” f!$%ed off back to scouseland to live with a flat cap and a whippet. I decided I had to do something about it as the supplies of piggy food were dwindling fast so I nipped to a local farm and saved a couple of unwanted feral tom kittens from a good drowning

Nine months later and no mice although one of the ratcatchers (tom or Jerry, I know not which as they are identical black tom cats) was sick on the mat last week and it contained two half chewed mouse carcasses (he really needs to stop playing with his food and chew properly!)

I really ought to have their bollocks removed but they’re such good ratcatchers I just can’t bring myself castrate the little buggers

One of my retrievers catches up to 6 mice a day. It's her thing. However these are rats which bite back. Rat bites tend to heal poorly. The mouse killing retriever threw up her catch on the kitchen floor as i was having my lunch yesterday. Looked like she'd consumed 3 or 4 at that stage