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Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 22: "My Doctor has a Cow Puppet" Quotes

Alan: Remember, we have Jake's session first.Charlie: Oh, man, I thought you didn't want him to go back to that quack.Alan: I didn't, but Judith and I talked and we decided that what I want makes no difference whatsoe

Charlie: Hey Jake, you wanna go to the bowling alley and play some air hockey today?Jake: Sure, but you still owe me, like, $12,000 from last time.Charlie: What are you gonna do, break my thumbs?Jake: It wouldn't hurt your game

Charlie: Hey Jake, you wanna go to the bowling alley and play some air hockey today?Jake: Sure, but you still owe me, like, $12,000 from last time.Charlie: What are you gonna do, break my thumbs?Jake: It wouldn't hurt your game