Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan are invited to the White House and you aren’t [The Superficial] Michelle Hunziker is in a bikini [Popoholic] Mila Kunis has outtakes [Hollywood Tuna] Hugh Hefner must not teach his Playmates how to get out of cars (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Sarah Michelle Gellar is knocked up [Dlisted] Ke$ha peed in public then tweeted a pic because she is desperate for attention (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather] A celebrity womb-watch roundup [Celebuzz] Jennifer Lopez might actually marry the 25 year old backup dancer [Celebitchy] Demi Levoto is in a bikini (NSFW site)[The Nip Slip] The movies you should be seeing this weekend [COED Magazine] This guy is abnormally flexible [The Chive] Photoshop is no match for Kate Moss [Moe Jackson] Ashton Kutcher is making up for lost time [Celebslam] This isn’t Kim Kardashian cooking naked [The Blemish] The secret to Scarlett Johansson‘s figure: Buffalo wings [Evil Beet Gossip] Lindsay Lohan was a total professional on Glee. NAH! Of course she wasn’t.[Amy Gindhouse] Taylor Kitsch was at CinemaCon [Lainey Gossip] Monica Bellucci is in Vanity Fair [Egotastic] Heidi Klum‘s legs got a standing ovation [Cityrag] Taylor Swift didn’t get implants, should probably reconsider [Popcrush] Fat Val Kilmer is the best [Film Drunk] TLC is making a hologram of Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes [Popbytes] Charlie Sheen is selling cars with supermodels now [Heyman Hustle] Chris Brown is selling pit bulls now [Celebrity VIP Lounge]