Spoof Writers planning a Sexy Nude Spoofers' Calendar for 2012

We have only just heard the breaking news that some Spoof Writers are planning to put together - and sell - a 2012 Calendar featuring sexy nude photos of Spoof Writers themselves posing in a variety of positions.

There will, of course, be a screening process by a panel of 'judges' because it is well know that there are some pretty ugly Spoofers out there who think they are 'all that' and MORE.

Naturally only TWELVE naked Spoofers will be featured. That number may be reduced if the Spoofers chosen are 'obese' and take up TWO MONTHS of the calendar.

It is anticipated that the only 'buyers' of the calendar will be the Spoofers 'featured' plus some of their close friends and so it is not expected to bring in a lot of money for the Charity of their choice, which is 'Egomaniacs of Europe'.

If YOU wish to be considered as a naked Spoofer in this unique calendar, please submit photos to - shoot - I've forgotten the address.