What The Hell Is Dripping Off Of Miley Cyrus’ Face in Her “Dooo It!” Video?

Glitter and rainbows queen Miley Cyrus never ceases to confuse me. Just when I think I’ve caught up with her, she tops herself in ridiculousness, sending me back into the dark. Miley dropped a surprise album, Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz, on Sunday night after hosting the VMAs and changing outfits 10 times. She dropped the first video from the album for opening track “Dooo It!” yesterday, and it’s really something.

The video zooms in on Miley’s face, specifically her mouth. Fluids of varying viscosity drip down her face for just under four and a half minutes, and I’m not sure what the hell those fluids are.

There are definitely sprinkles and glitter. That much is certain. As for the other gunk, is it milk? Honey? Melted marshmallows? Unicorn barf? Snot? Lord knows. You’d have to strap me down and force my eyes open Clockwork Orange style to get me to watch the video again. I think I’m gonna be sick.