"...fills a much-needed gap in the fossil record. Yet another offering from that odd little country to the left of Belgium, this malformed application is clearly a product of the mild climate, abundant farkleberries, total lack of competition, and intense radioactivity that characterize its tiny volcanic island.

This crusty app fails in its obvious quest to attain the coveted 11.0 rating only because it may someday prove useful in the emergent scientific field of evolutionary coprology. Climb on board the tumbrel, Gordon Worley, and enjoy a surprisingly cake-like 10.7. "