Every time we kill an annoying fly with a flyswatter, it is because it decided to land on some surface. Are we just erasing flies who land on surfaces from the gene pool? The only flies that are surviving are the ones constantly flying around. In attempting to stop their annoyance, are we just making them stronger and more annoying?

Sometimes I like to tweet ideas for dumb rapper names that are funny to me (and usually only me) like Pizza Rolls Royce, Solo Bot Game, Spycee Punkin, etc. A few minutes ago I tweeted "My rapper name is Oh VERY Yung Chump" then switched tabs for a couple of minutes. I completely forgot about the tweet I had just made and when I looked back at twitter I laughed out loud because I was so caught off guard by how fucking stupid and terrible my twitter is

Every time I see the acronym 'CSA' for Community Share Agriculture, my mind always jumps to Confederate States of America, and I imagine Lee and Jackson delivering tomatoes and basil or whatever.LancashireMcGee, June 30, 2016, 11:55:59 am