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but its driver is the arthritic granddad with a catalogue of driving convictions.

Arthritic granddad (67) with a catalogue of driving convictions including: ‘Driving whilst trying to turn the dang wipers off’,‘Driving whilst wondering if his urology appointment has come through’,and ‘Driving whilst “Hey! Isn’t that where your aunt Maude’s first husband lived after the divorce came through? He’s settled in Jersey now. I could never stand him – he used to do this thing with his teeth…”’