Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Question to the 700 Club

I did some research on the internet tonight regarding Pat Robertson's 700 Club. What I was looking for was Pat's personal email address by following their contact link. Here's a SURPRISE... it's not there! (Chicken shit.) So I used this link:

Actually, there's a white van in the neighborhood most of the time any more. Fortunately, it's still fashionable to wear my lovely custom made, colorful, foil lined, bathing cap. I was concerned, for a time, what I'd do after Labor Day. But hey, it's Florida that white shoe rule doesn't apply here! So, it's all good.

(When those white hooded figures get here though, I'll flee to the ghetto and hide under a quilt!)