I was thinking of taking the day off in homage to Biggie, but I have a lil something for ya. Sometimes I wonder how Biggie Smalls would fare in this modern internet world. Both BIG and Pac for that matter. But, I was thinking about a rumor in particular. Back in the day, there was a rumor that Biggie had tied up Starang Wondah from the Boot Camp Clik and like held him for ransom or something. Honestly, thats what was going on, but that rumor is not fully true. What happened was the video for “No Fear” got Biggie pissed at Starang Wondah, because there was a Biggie Look-A-Like in the video in an unflattering manner. BIG didnt like that so he sent some dudes to meet Starang at D&D Studios. After the dudes beat him up a bit, they reportedly Biggie on the phone and he told the Starang not to mess with him any more. After that, Starang rapped about it saying, like when I was up in D&D i caught 2 or 3 stitches / I was still gettin b***hes at The Tunnel takin pictures. The 90s were wild! Here is that video for No Fear.

MR. SCARFACE IS BACK!

Oh yea, buddies, Mister Scarface is not retiring after all. I know after his last one, the underrated Emeritus, Face was calling it quits. Nope. From what I understand the H-Town legend is fast at work on a new album. Furthermore, I am hearing that Face and Mia X will be on the album together as well. Im glad he didnt try to get Nicki Minaj! Whew!

ALFAMEGA IS BACK TOO!

Damn, son! Alfamega didnt waste a second to get it going with old friend T.I. Hes got a new song called Greenlight and hes pissed!

“A lil something to let the Queen know the muscle ain’t shook/ If you try to respond, you gone get your crown took/ N***a you ain’t hard, your persona is so fraud/ And the day you crossed me proved you ain’t that smart…Ain’t but 3 real n***as still left in Pimp Squad…that’s Mac, Dro and Doug because n***a you a broad…Tip you know what it is and you know what I do, I’m the muscle lil ni%%a, the one who protected you… Shawty Lo almost took yo ass out the game.”KANYE WEST / PETE ROCK COLLABO?

Remember last year? There were rumors that Pete Rock and Nas were going to get to doing some work? Never happened for some reason. Instead, Nas went the way of the Rasta. Well, the fact is I have a rumor that may hold you down until the previous one comes true. Somebody I know told me that they ran into Pete Rock out in Hawaii and got the shock of a life. The first shock was actually seeing the OG out there, but the second was to find that Pete is working with Kanye West on this new album thats coming out! There are some other rumors that suggest Kanye is also working with DJ Premier on this upcoming album, supposedly called Good A$$ Job.

SEE YOU SOON, BUDDY!

ILLSEEDS QUICKIES

Tiger Woods may be out of the dog house already! Being worth billions has privileges. He was recently seen kissing his wife around their mansion.

I heard Facebook has banned sex offenders from using their service. I also heard a rumor that Facebook is going to charge people to use it soon.

Mike Vick is trying to leave the Eagles. But I am hearing he may be the starting QB if the Donavan McNabb rumors are true!

Oh man people are stupid! My homey Al Harris sent me this one. There is a family, man and wife, and their house somehow was set on fire by accident. What do most people do when their house is on fire? Call the Fire Dept or 911, right? No. These people decided they wanted to sidestep the $300 or so dollars that it would cost to dispatch the fire services. So they tried to put the fire out on their own. OH BOY. So they didnt pay the $300, but they lost their home and valuables.

DONT FORGET THIS FAIL!

This dude from Stomp The Yard took a huge fail I mean fall. Sheesh!

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SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END

The world is ending! Wait until you see this one, ripped straight from the Associated Press:

OWENSBORO, Ky.- A Kentucky woman is in trouble for using breast milk as a weapon.

A woman in jail for public intoxication is accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. Toni Tramel, 31, was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her.

Tramel now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000.

I have no words for this one. Thanks, Latesha!

NEW IRON MAN 2 TRAILER!

Don Cheadle FOR THE WIN!

SHAME ON YOU DAN

Its the small lil things like this that make you say, Dan Rather is a racist too?