Hello, Jezzies. Here’s a Vine featuring Jeff Goldblum; likely the only thing on the Internet worthy of your admiration. Jeff Goldblum’s commitment to this performance can’t even be interrupted with Hemsworth the Younger, who appears to be lurking in the background.

Two decades after the release of Independence Day, the long-awaited sequel, Independence Day: Resurgence, is here with its first trailer. “I spent 20 years trying to get us ready for this,” says Jeff Goldblum’s character, David Levinson, in the clip. “We used their technology to strengthen our planet. But it won’t be…

To help ease your Fourth of July hangovers, here’s a photo of eternal hunk Jeff Goldblum on the set of the sequel to Independence Day. The photo marked the actor’s Facebook debut. Oh, and that’s his co-star, Liam Hemsworth, photobombing the pic in the background.

Tuesday night’s episode of Inside Amy Schumer poked fun at the never-ending focus on Schumer’s looks in the best and most self-deprecating way possible—with a scathing sketch thatparodied 12 Angry Men.

How did I know you wanted to watch Jeff Goldblum wear a volumized shaggy wig and talk about how his beauty has benefited from good lighting, while shirtless and sitting in a hot tub? How didn't I know?

Jeff Goldblum continues to live the very chillest of lives: Yesterday he stopped by Late Night and treated Seth Meyers and audience to a special version of the Jurassic Park theme. Sample lyrics: "I'm so scared that I'll be eaten." He proceeded to lead a sing-along.

It's a great time to be Jeff Goldblum. You get to pose for great wedding photos and get married and do Reddit AMAs and what else has he done in the past six months that just seems fun? Oh right, pose in an amazing spread for GQ magazine.

It appears that a few weeks ago, actor Jeff Goldbum, 61, proposed to his girlfriend Emilie Livingston, a 31-year-old former Olympic gymnast from Canada. This is the third marriage for Goldblum; he was once married to actress Patricia Gaul and also, fascinatingly, to Geena Davis.

Lascivious scientist Dr. Ian Malcolm has joined Mike O'Brien for seven spectacular minutes in heaven, during which he flirts with the camera, talks to O'Brien's mom about profanity, and reveals whether or not he shit his pants when the cup of water rippled in Jurassic Park (he didn't, obviously).

When I was 12, in 1994, I basically did three things: watch The Fugitive, watch A League of Their Own, and watch Jurassic Park. Oh, and listen to Weird Al's "Off the Deep End." Four things. Over and over and over. (Oh!!! And play that Yo! Noid Nintendo game! Five things! But this is not relevant.) In that…

As we're all aware by now, the modern incarnation of Valentine's Day is nothing more than a consumer fabrication to get us to splash out on Godiva chocolate and a bouquet of Birds of Paradise for the person we hump on the regs. However, for those of us who are single, it can still be a crappy benchmark of the…

Aw, man. I like Reese Witherspoon just fine, but it's a world-class bummer when actresses say "health" and mean "weight." Having just given birth to son Tennessee James, she addressed someone's question about the Amazing Race to drop her baby weight. "I don't know if I'm bouncing back. I'm slowly crawling back. You…

A 52-year-old Long Island woman named Sandra Doshner is the self-proclaimed "world's biggest Downton fan, complete with a "Future Mrs. Bates" t-shirt (referring, of course, to the noble, mysterious valet John Bates, played by Brendan Coyle). The retired medical technologist won Coyle's hand by placing a £12,000 bid…