I just finished her book about her break up called, "It's Not Okay," and spoiler alert the book wasn't OK.

It was kind of infuriating actually.

There was a ton of juicy gossip about her break up and even some stuff about Nick, but it was mainly just her talking about how she gained five pounds, and how she had to go from a 4 to a 6 in her Lululemon yoga pants.

She also claimed it was NOT OK to let yourself go during a breakup.

Not shaving your legs was not only uncool, but a potential crime.

She's a lawyer so I just took her word for it.

So after I read every single one of those 300 pages, I was questioning my own purpose in life, as well as how many other put themselves through that unnecessary torture.

Mini-rant over.

Andi, asked Nick how he was doing.

He was surprised she was there.

The last time she showed up to his hotel room she dumped him.

We know Nick.

We were there.

She countered with "Well now you get to dump 29 girls."

And Nick said, "Maybe 30."

He wasn't going to pick someone just to pick them.

Nick, I don't know how to say this politely, but I believe I speak for most of America when I say,

I never want to see you looking for love on my television ever again.

I will watch you dance with stars.

I will watch your weird instagram stories where you just make "Jim Halpert" faces into the camera.

She also told him, while weird "Beauty and the Beast" kinda music played in the background, that she never had an orgasm.

I think Raven is great but sometimes she talks about things in such a way that make me very uneasy.

Like we appreciate your honesty girl, but...maybe ease up a little?

Then they went back to their log cabin, and laid on the bed, with Nick securely fastened in his turtleneck, with his voice over saying that maybe he should take the time in the fantasy suites not to sleep with the women, but to get to know them better, so that intimacy wouldn't cloud his judgement.

I'm watching next week like I finish a bad book. Just watching out of obligation and sticking to commitments but I'm sort of over it. I'm interested to see how Vanessa's date goes. Women Tell All is gonna be all about the Corinne/Taylor drama. Over that, too. I sound like loads of fun! I like the cow print!

1. The Kermit "K"...Ummm dying. 2. Love the flawless apple pie!3. I wonder how Raven can go back to normal life after sharing so much...I mean just facing your family alone. But I also wondered...maybe it was the ultimate dis to her Ex?! 4.Love your recaps, as always!

Oh. My. Gosh. Weird "6 degrees of separation" stuff going on here, but when you mentioned your Etsy friend Ashlie, I was like, "huh, i was just complaining to my bff that I wanted a pretty Nicene Creed and the internet only had Star Wars-themed ones, and she told me her friend Ashlie could probably make me one, and she did and it's great, but this isn't the same Ashlie."

But then I clicked on the insta link and it IS! So we're like, friend second cousins or something!

I love the musk ox one! My name is Anne, and so every year for my birthday my whole Facebook wall is just people giving me leslie know compliments and i love it. Last year, my brother posted the musk ox one for my birthday so I love it a little bit extra. These are beautiful!!