As I was going to St. Ives, / I met a man with seven wives. / Every wife had seven sacks, / Every sack had seven cats, / Every cat had seven kittens. / Kittens, cats, sacks, wives, / How many were going to St. Ives?

FBI agent: Have you been followed at all during the last few days? Any suspicious phone calls? Any kind of surveillance at all? Anything?John McClane: Well, now that you mention it, I have, sort of, been feeling this burning sensation between my toes.

Zeus: Now, where you goin'?Dexter: School.Zeus: Why?Raymond: To get educated.Zeus: *Why*?Dexter: So we can go to college.Zeus: And why is that important?Dexter: To get es-pect.Zeus: RE-spect. Now, who's the bad guys?Dexter: Guys who sell drugs.Raymond: Guys who have guns.Zeus: And who's the good guys?Dexter: We're the good guys.Zeus: Who's gonna help you?Raymond: Nobody.Zeus: *So who's gonna help you*?Dexter: We're gonna help ourselves.Zeus: And who do we not want to help us?Dexter, Raymond: White people.Zeus: That's right. Now get on outta here. Go to school.

Simon: [On phone] Is there a detective named McClane there?.Inspector Cobb: He's on suspension.Simon: No Walter, he's not. Not today.Inspector Cobb: Who is this?Simon: Call me Simon.Inspector Cobb: What do you want?Simon: I want to play a game.Inspector Cobb: What kind of game?Simon: Simon Says.