Almighty Benny wrote:My favorite line was: "Qui-Gon John is so enraged that a pair of pants is currently driving a motorcycle [that he] grabs an MK1 Gernade, and with a stupendous amount of strength...

...blows up Ron Weasley!"

I agree whole-heartedly.

I also liked the monkey-hero being run over my the monorail that only began running for that purpose, so it seemed.

this has to be the funniest write up I've ever read. Its alsop one of my inspirations to become a brikwarrior.

Glory be to the Bomb, and to the Holy Fallout. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. World without end. May the Blessings of the Bomb Almighty, and the Fellowship of the Holy Fallout, descend upon us all. This day and forever more. Amen!

Absolutely hilarious! This is the exact battle that got me into playing brikwars for the first time. I still live reading it every now and then fer a good laugh.

When cities burn and armies turn to flee in diseray
The weak ones cry "tis best to fly and fight another day!"
But true heroes know deep in their marrow when they die and fall,
"Tis better to have faught and lost, than to have never faught at all!"