Last night I had the misfortune of seeing about 30 seconds of the CW reality show H8R. (That’s pronounced “hater,” grandpa.) In this particular episode, Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis tried to convince some chick that he wasn’t in fact the greatest douchebag of our generation. His primary defense was that the girl didn’t know him personally, and was judging him based only on the “character” she knows from GGW — you know, the character he created. Awful. Just awful. And yet, I’d love to see an episode of that show starring UFC light-heavyweight champion Jon Jones.

As soon as Jones won his belt, he immediately went from a widely beloved underdog story (“he learned his striking from YouTube videos, you guys!”) to a lightning rod for message-board criticism. Exactly why some fans seem to passionately dislike Bones is a topic that we’ll discuss more in depth on tomorrow’s episode of The Bum Rush. In the meantime, I decided to revive an old CagePotato feature — “What Your Favorite Fighter Says About You” and its sequel — and twist it to reflect today’s hate-crazed MMA climate. So, for example, if your least-favorite fighter is…

Let’s get one thing straight: Wrestling is not a martial art. It’s the opposite of a martial art. Wrestlers are the reason that you started taking Tae Kwon Do in the first place, when you were 12 years old. (Long story short: There were a couple of kids on the wrestling team that used to push you down and drag you around by your legs in front of everybody, and once you got your green belt in TKD they didn’t do it nearly as much.) Basically, you watch MMA for the action — more specifically the knockouts, though submissions can be cool too, sometimes. But watching a couple of dudes grab onto each other and hump on the mat for 15 minutes? That’s not fighting. That’s…you don’t know what it is, but it makes you uncomfortable. Very uncomfortable. You clear your browser history every time you finish using your laptop.

The only thing you hate worse than a liar is a thief. And the only thing you hate worse than a thief is a real-estate agent. While some UFC fans find Sonnen’s trash-talk hilarious, you see him for what he really is — a slimy, racist sociopath who probably has a few prostitutes buried in his basement. And is it true that his balls are tiny and sitting up in his stomach? Just thinking about it gives you chills. You have normal-sized balls, for the record. If Rick Perry gets elected next year, you’re moving to Canada, seriously, for real this time.

For a long time, Chuck Liddell was your favorite fighter. Then, that cocky son-of-a-bitch Rashad Evans stole his soul. You didn’t know what to do with yourself for a while. You tried to make Fedor Emelianenko your favorite fighter, but that didn’t work out either. Rashad ruined everything. It goes without saying that you’re a Caucasian dude, not that the color of your skin has anything to do with your hatred of Rashad Evans. I mean, you’ve been around plenty of black people. One of your old co-workers was black. Kind of an awful experience, but hey, you got through it.

You followed Dana White on Twitter before any of your friends did, and you send him ‘@’ messages every day. One time he publicly replied to you with “ha!” when you made a joke about Josh Barnett‘s blood being radioactive. That was probably the greatest day of your life. Before that, the greatest day of your life was when you wished Arianny Celeste good luck at a photo shoot and she re-tweeted it. You got, like, 20 new followers that day. Whatever it is you do for a living, you get paid hourly. Cain Velasquez vs. Junior Dos Santos will be the greatest, most significant heavyweight fight in the history of MMA. Brock Lesnar is going to smash Alistair Overeem, and you plan on being the first person in the world to tweet “IN UR FACE!!! #strikefarce”

You distrust people with long arms. You read the Bible, but think the book of Philippians is way overrated. When you accidentally knocked up your girlfriend, you had the common courtesy to marry her. Everything you accomplished in life came from hard work, not from being young, or naturally gifted, or talented in any measurable way. You like Rampage because he keeps it real. You like Rashad because he has swagger. You don’t know what the hell Greg Jackson is doing down there in Albuquerque, but if the whole camp turns up dead one day from a mass Kool-Aid poisoning, it wouldn’t really surprise you. Your wife used to watch UFC with you only if Georges St. Pierre was on the card. Well, guess who her new “favorite fighter” is now? If Barack Obama gets re-elected next year, you’re moving to Australia, seriously, for real this time.

That’s about all I have energy for right now. If you’d like to see a sequel one day, shoot your suggestions in the comments section…

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so i just skipped over most of this crap, but I must say. Mission Accomplished CP. Also, I enjoyed the article Ben.

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Giblets- October 1, 2011 at 12:57 am

@ArmFarmer cheers it is!

jax- October 1, 2011 at 12:47 am

@BG H8R's: Um, It's called P.O.V.

fatbellyfrank- September 30, 2011 at 6:07 pm

Mike Russell Says:
Fri, 09/30/11 - 12:04
mDino was here before the site even existed…
“CagePotato.com was launched by former magazine editor Ben Goldstein and Break Media Editorial Director Jonathan Small in October 2007.”
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bwahahahahahahahahaha, see ya MDino, "I've been here eight years" bwahahahahahaha, fucken owned by MRuss, hey MDino, just follow my good friend Drano's advice to the fucken letter fucktard, 8 years, hahahahahahahahahahaha

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rlh61- September 30, 2011 at 3:02 pm

That last picture reminded me of how much I miss Edith...

RwilsonR- September 30, 2011 at 2:16 pm

@ agentsmith - Polar gooks

RwilsonR- September 30, 2011 at 2:09 pm

@ Karma - yeah...like cockroaches. Fucking ice beaners!

Mike Russell- September 30, 2011 at 12:04 pm

mDino was here before the site even existed...

"CagePotato.com was launched by former magazine editor Ben Goldstein and Break Media Editorial Director Jonathan Small in October 2007."

And @agentsmit...who you callin' a sucker?

ArmFarmer- September 30, 2011 at 11:28 am

I guess I have to take some blame for being a crybaby too, as I got even more offended just by the fact that they were offended lol. But hey, it's me we're talking about. If I'm not bitching and complaining about something then somethin ain't right!
Oh that reminds me, get rid of this fuckin captcha you assholes!

intercept440- September 30, 2011 at 10:38 am

@ArmFarmer i didnt count em, but there was 3 i believe who seemed genuinely offended by an obvious comedic article.
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Mdino, theUnrealist ,Bongtar(possibly its hard to gauge the bongmeister sometimes) ,miscreant (didnt like ben calling wrestling a non-martial art)though i dont think he was actually offended so we can leave him off the list.
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the enusing hilarity of it all made the day worth while.
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it's amazing how much a wee bit-o un-pc humor tends to enraged people.
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nothing is more engaging than watching people cry about something so small.
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if it was actually HATRED that the article was spewing then maybe they would have a valid point.
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ArmFarmer- September 30, 2011 at 10:22 am

@giblets
Cheers! (that's what you guys say right? lol)

Props to all of you who weren't offended by this article, not going to go back and collect names, you know who you are.

ArmFarmer- September 30, 2011 at 10:14 am

Man it must be hard being too stupid to understand the difference between racial comedy and actual hatred based racism. Just because you make a joke about a stereotype does not mean that you completely buy into that stereotype or hate a group of people based on that stereotype. I love black jokes, I don't hate black people. I love racist white jokes, I'm white and they don't offend me. Me and my asian friend make racist remarks to each other all the time, we don't hate each other. I know these are hard concepts for some of you to grasp...

dranokills- September 30, 2011 at 10:07 am

bye bye Mdino don't let the door hit....on second thought, yeah fuck you, LET the door hit you in the ass, the head, and balls IF you have em you fucking cunt. You say you have been here for 8 years? funny I never even saw your name on here till this week. If someone who doesn't even post as much as Armfarmer offends you, man your pussy will get sand kicked in it daily. you should leave. I'm sure one of those pussy sites where no one is allowed to have a real thought in their fucking head will be glad to have your uptight ass.
I guess where your from people "get smashed" well we just call that getting drunk......I know your candy ass, cock smelling 3 BAG-O-DICKS EATING face is NOT threatening anyone on here. You couldn't beat your meat with a club!
So if you leaving bon voyageeee ( as Bugs bunny would say).....you goofy fuckstick.

agentsmith- September 30, 2011 at 10:04 am

@Burrito:
I like to refer to Eskimos as "snow-Mexicans".

ArmFarmer- September 30, 2011 at 10:02 am

Oh mdino.. where do I begin. You obviously still haven't figured out the difference between you're and your.. so I'll start there. When you say "your ignorant", you are implying that I own something called "ignorant". I already went over this, but you obviously didn't pick up on it the first time. Obviously, YOU'RE the ignorant one. Now that that's out of the way, lets move on.
You go on in the same post to claim that you aren't wasting your time with this.. then immediately post two more times.. so I'm obviously already under your skin (see how I used your). Now I see that your last post says that you are leaving this site after 8 years that you claim were "wholesome", which in my opinion calls your credibility into question. CP wholesome? I wouldn't be here if it were.
What's next.. ok so beyond this site I'm nothing? That would imply that I'm anything on this site, which I'm not.. unless annoying counts. I'm pretty annoying on here. I wouldn't say that I'm terribly popular or well liked on this site, so I don't really know where you are going with that. As for a life outside of this site I actually just accepted a job offer and will be leaving my current major corporation in the dc area to go to another major corporation in San Antonio, where I'll easily be able to buy a relatively new/large house within a year. So, I'm doing pretty well outside of the comments section of cagepotato. I don't really think there's much need to go on, you do a pretty good job of owning yourself, but I will end with this: Great job condemning racism and bigotry, only to turn around and call me a faggot in your last post as you scamper away with your tail between your legs... you fucking ignorant hypocrite.

agentsmith- September 30, 2011 at 10:02 am

"Whatever it is you do for a living, you get paid hourly."
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Salary is for suckers.

El Famous Burrito- September 30, 2011 at 9:59 am

Man....mDino just walked out on us, guys. I think I'm going to find an Eskimo and give him a hug.

mDino- September 30, 2011 at 9:33 am

actually. most of the ppl who comment on this site are complete faggots in my opinion, and its ruining this site. so after 8 wholesome years, im out. Good job CP keeping such an intelligent audience. and to the few cool people on here, farewell.

mDino- September 30, 2011 at 9:30 am

Beyond this site, your nothing armfarmer. just remember that next time you feel like acting tough. your a prime example of a geek with too much time on his hands. get a life away from the CP comments section you douche

El Famous Burrito- September 30, 2011 at 9:30 am

@Karma

Fuck them. I went into an Anchorage 7-11 to get me a Keystone Light tall boy, and when I came out, my dog sled was on ice block. God damn seal-clubbers stole my rails! I'll never trust those squinty brown penguin-fuckers.

mDino- September 30, 2011 at 9:26 am

@armfarmer yes your a chump. i do have a sense of humor but this isn't family guy. Just because your ignorant doesn't mean I am. If any of you guys talked like this in public, where im from, youd all get smashed. so say what u will, and make fun of other people to make you feel good about yourself. its no sweat off my back. Now stfu im not wasting my time with losers like you.

thenutman69321- September 30, 2011 at 9:13 am

Lol @ the people taking this story seriously. I know sarcasm doesn't come through in typing very well but this whole article is a joke and it should be pretty obvious that it is.

@BG; Damn Bro this time its not me setting the fire under their asses I LOVED it from start to finish. Hilarity has ensued sir and I laughed my ass off the comments section is on fire on this one.
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@Stak; Keeping it real as usual I see! This shit is Hilarious and so many people are taking it so personal its just Hilarious.
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@Sloppy; Wow dude I am so glad I have zero substance in my mouth when I read that it would have landed all over my monitor.

J3t- September 30, 2011 at 7:56 am

George Bush doesn't care about black people.

flyingogoplata- September 30, 2011 at 6:15 am

For Part II....
ROUSIMAR PALHARES
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You are aware that something is just inherently wrong with your genetic make up because Paul Harris is the epitome of awesome.
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You become irrationally jealous of anyone with a thick mat of man-fur due to your failure to hit puberty by your 26th birthday.
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For some strange reason you believe that everyone is simply "entitled" to keep all four of their limbs and shouldn't have to fight to keep them.
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You are likely a member of Tomasz Drwal's extended family and completely disagreed with Babalu that David Heath needed to be "taught a lesson".

flyingogoplata- September 30, 2011 at 5:56 am

So I've got a question. Since Chael's balls are up in his stomach somewhere, can his opponents knee him in the groin? Should they have to avoid body shots so they don't "nut" him?

El Famous Burrito- September 30, 2011 at 5:34 am

Can we all agree that Eskimos suck?

RearNakedSpoon- September 30, 2011 at 5:04 am

I don't get this Joseph Ducreux picture at all, is it some modern popular culture reference?

Giblets- September 30, 2011 at 12:40 am

@ ArmFarmer good rant mate, fucking loved it!

rampageisgod- September 30, 2011 at 12:37 am

If we hate Chael Sonnen, we have a grasp on reality. Fixed it.

stopdrinkingpee- September 29, 2011 at 11:31 pm

Ben, this was trash. The first “What Your Favorite Fighter Says About You” piece was gold, and the second was pretty good. This was lazy and pedantic and at no point even a little bit funny. Don't do a sequel -- or do, but put some effort into it. You're a good writer, and you should be embarrassed by this effort.

Everyone sticking up for Ben as a leader in the oh-so-critical anti-PC crusades -- he basically said everyone who doesn't like Rashad and Jon Jones is racist. Ben's post is more liberal than any of the comments attacking him.

Yup, i'm a sonnen hater, I dont know who rick perry is but yea, fuck him too, and i'd happily live in Canada if it was warmer,
and as a few above me have mentioned, it was a satirical piece FFS

ArmFarmer- September 29, 2011 at 9:30 pm

Sorry for ranting, but this thread really got under my skin. People are so godamn stupid sometimes. I'm always the first to rip on cp when they do something stupid or won't respond to our requests, but I gotta side with them on this one. Article wasn't half bad, and the racism wasn't intended to be sincere, which was obvious to those of us with iq's beyond single digits.

ArmFarmer- September 29, 2011 at 9:25 pm

Mdino
@armfarmer Oh its funny eh? says alot about you as a person. fuckin chump

Oh right, I'm the chump. Heaven forbid that me and an audience of mixed race, sex, age, and so forth be able to sit together and laugh our asses off at Daniel Tosh or Dave Chapel, comedians who are almost everyone considers fucking hilarious and who's acts generally revolve around racial humor. It's so wrong of me to talk about an episode of Chapel with my black coworker as we laugh about the "nigger family" or Clayton Bigsby. I'm sorry we fucking offended you so much by enjoying life and not getting sand in our vaginas every time anything slightly racial comes up. I'm sorry that we are such terrible people that we can put our differences aside and just laugh at ourselves and each other. You are so much better than I am. Congratulations on being an uptight asshole with no sense of humor that nobody wants to hang out with except other uptight assholes. Great fucking job bro.

dranokills- September 29, 2011 at 9:22 pm

mDino Says:

Thu, 09/29/11 - 01:38

@armfarmer Oh its funny eh? says alot about you as a person. fuckin chump
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lighten up man...or does your skin not do that?
fuck man racist shit is a killer party favor , so relax.
armfarmer is right, some of you tards totally missed what this topic is about and some of you really need to get a sense of humor.

ArmFarmer- September 29, 2011 at 9:16 pm

Buster Hymen: "i immediately regret bothering to read the comments section. now i know what vagina farts look like in print."

Jesus frijoles: "The name of this article should be “what your response to irony/sarcasm says about your IQ.”

Send these 2 T-shirts please. I think I'm going to sift through these comments and write 2 lists of names because this article has separated the cool kids from the mentally disabled. It never ceases to amaze me how many people on the internet completely lack the ability to pick up on sarcasm/humor/satire. If this article offended you, please kill yourself. I'm tired of having to share the world with your kind. Lookin at you Miscreant, mdino, and bongtar.

Giblets- September 29, 2011 at 8:33 pm

That was awesome, please do Bisbing next!!!!!! That's right take the piss outta the English!
I can't believe some people got offended by that, you can't say one form of humor is ok and another isn't either everything gets made fun of or nothing does. Fuck that wasn't racist there was no hate or malis behind that article.
Wow I thought canadiens where cool when they're not, there just as bad as nicoracqians!

Dante- September 29, 2011 at 8:00 pm

this is seriously the most accurate shit, ever/

Jesus Frijoles- September 29, 2011 at 7:53 pm

The name of this article should be "what your response to irony/sarcasm says about your IQ."

ccman- September 29, 2011 at 5:55 pm

Who the fuck actually wrote this? this is not what they said... it is what you think. Seriously this is why the comments section has shrunk to 12 people except on fight nights. Can someone get fired already or are we still on the "we likle this kiss ass, lets let him have admin rights" kick still going on? i was going to ask for a free CP shirt to wear in the Bud Light suite next week where i KNOW dana is going to pop in but fucking keep it. I'll wear Armani like a man.

AndyInflammatory- September 29, 2011 at 5:50 pm

...if somebody could analyse the timeline of modern Mixed Martial Arts and determine at what point comments sections became such a twittering hive of STOOPID - that would be an article in itself.

AndyInflammatory- September 29, 2011 at 5:48 pm

shake that bottle and make it POP

poppin champagne- September 29, 2011 at 5:36 pm

the jon jones one is seriously too funny, mad props on that one.

Get Off Me- September 29, 2011 at 5:00 pm

@BossNasty
Looks like you have not visited Montreal yet. My strip clubs aren't PG, the broads get naked naked up here.
@Ballsdeep
Toronto and most other major cities in Canada do fall into your analogy. In Montreal we are that banging house party 7 days a week.

AndyInflammatory- September 29, 2011 at 4:53 pm

well written BG - and it obviously fooled the army of simpletons that flooded over here after the last Sherdog Mass Banning.

OH THATS RACIST DERRRrrr

Buster Hyman- September 29, 2011 at 4:22 pm

i immediately regret bothering to read the comments section. now i know what vagina farts look like in print.

Can this article be changed to " what your least favorite commenter says about you"

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smellypiratehooker- September 29, 2011 at 3:43 pm

@boss nasty

Really quite impressive that you got that from one little statement. Shouldn't you be out saving the world or at least swooning the ladies with your Queen coverband.

Omar-Supreme- September 29, 2011 at 3:43 pm

some of ya'll fools need to learn what racism is and what a joke is. Relax, bitches.

edhedicus- September 29, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Pankration is the original martial art, that which ALL others derived from. I hope you didn't really mean that wrestling isn't a martial art. I hope you were using that to illustrate how retarded people are that can't appreciate Fitch for what he is, a strong wrestler. Plus, he threw a kick once... in practice... at a bag....

RSparrow- September 29, 2011 at 3:32 pm

Maybe we should do away with these articles, the comment section was full of AIDS

intercept440- September 29, 2011 at 3:19 pm

yep it is indeed pointless. i have to agree with you there... but look how much of an otherwise boring day at work just flew by. now its time to go home.
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have fun.
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p.s. racist jokes crack me up so does canada

kneesnbows- September 29, 2011 at 3:18 pm

AMERICA, Fuck Yeah!

TheRealist- September 29, 2011 at 3:10 pm

im glad i got u so worked up about it.
no i dont hate everything america. i could care less what any of you internet tough guys say about anything.
your all a joke to me
btw, your humor is stale and not original at all. im sure all ur lil nut huggers like it. i cant even continue this because its so pointless, Your pathetic in my opinion. period.
sorry that rasict shit and talking down to canada aint funny to me.

1. a bitch in real life i am not. im an aging former athelte, who never quite made it, in baseball or martial arts. or tennis
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2. im not obese
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3. im not racist (i hate everyone equally)
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4. your probably a 17 to 22 yr old who was bullied in school and know trolls sites he feels like have disrespected him in some way.
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5. i know this is true because you cant even diffrentiate sarcasm and UNpolitically correct humor from the cp commenters as just joking.
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6. your girlfriend has a fat ass and you love it, hence your immediate dislike of homeboy stak40's comment (made in jest).
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7. you have thin skin and someone from america pissed in your cheerios once ( or do they call them something strange up in canada like loopty loops or something) and now you hate all thing american..
8. im feeding a troll and i know it cause quite frankly it's amusing when your bored at your high paying job that i have. while your most likely unemployed and on some canadian assitance program.
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9.i actually have nothing against canada as i have family there and my wife is a citezan of canada. but its funny to see all you immediatly cry foul whenever your beloved country is bagged upon....
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. i think that covers it all give me a while and ill think up some more

TheRealist- September 29, 2011 at 2:44 pm

there are alot of good things that come from america. but Stak40, none of that involves you or happened because of you. your using americas name to say that your better then someone, yet your probably nothing but some dumb ass with a ged who gets no pussy.

El Guapo- September 29, 2011 at 2:42 pm

So... uhhhh... UFC on Versus this weekend, eh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=praFGD51ih8

TheRealist- September 29, 2011 at 2:41 pm

im a bitch? you guys are all ignorant idiots. no one in canada has booty?? thats not even funny or true, and here u are thinking your a big shot cuz u said it. truth is america is OBESE, and full of dumb asses like all of you. sorry for Not being a dumb rasict like most of you on here.
@intercept440 say what u will i guarantee your a bitch in real life.
@Ballsdeep - that name is perfect for you

ps i by no means think all of america is ignorant or stupid, just these fools and ppl like them

El Guapo- September 29, 2011 at 2:38 pm

(Goldsteen, Goldstine. Steenman, Steinburg. GOLDSTEIN! Holy shit, you don't think... Naaaaa, can't be. Or can it? It DOES start with Gold. Damn, I wonder. If so, my last post was pretty f'kd up. But then again I was joking. But still. Maybe I should go back and edi... Shit! I forgot the edit button is gone! Fuuuuuuuck, now what? Maybe if I just play it off, change the subject or something. Wait a minute, am I thinking out loud again? Dammit! Alright, just play cool. Let's see here...)

cabj1905- September 29, 2011 at 2:29 pm

I don't think a part 2 will be necessary. I'm sorry BG. It's just not the same without Hairy Forearms, you know?

tgilaura- September 29, 2011 at 2:24 pm

IN UR FACE!!! #strikefarce

BallsDeep- September 29, 2011 at 2:17 pm

Canada is just a boring loft over a raging house party.

BG: I like these satirical and funny articles, fuck all the lame asses who never get it and just bitch in the comments section

Also, I'm not gonna lie, I only commented because I think TheRealist is a bitch and everything that is wrong with internet threads and people in general. I hate you. That is all

El Guapo- September 29, 2011 at 2:15 pm

The only thing I hate more than a dirty Jew is two dirty Jews.
And the only thing I hate more than two dirty Jews is Josh F'kn Koscheck.
Please include him on your next list, Mr. Goldstein.

Stak40- September 29, 2011 at 2:13 pm

By booty I mean when the bitch sits on a bench her tailbone don't leave a dent and it doesn't sound like someone threw a rock at the side of a canadian outhouse.

Over half of the shit in america is exactly that but that don't stop most of the fucking world from trying to copy it. How's that for real bz!

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GistoftheFist- September 29, 2011 at 2:09 pm

It was Flavor-ade, why does nobody ever get that right.

O Chan- September 29, 2011 at 2:09 pm

Am I missing something? I fail to see the connection between Rashad Evans and Fedor...

intercept440- September 29, 2011 at 2:07 pm

oh..wait it would have been funnier if you said i was the greasy sweat off a fat CANADIAN chicks sloppy mudflaps... that one would really have made me laugh

intercept440- September 29, 2011 at 2:06 pm

therealist. cant you do better than that? i mean call me something that really zings.. something like intercept440 is the greasy sweat of a fat chick sloppy mudflaps.....
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i mean your not even funny , try harder

BossNasty- September 29, 2011 at 2:04 pm

@therealist-are you fucking stupid? Yes, you are. Just cause those skinny ass rail booty bitches in canuck town have a shithole doesn't mean they have an "Ass". Been to canada seen the pretty faces nice boobs and no ass.

@smellypiratehooker-you just sound like a little scrub ass dude who jerks off to fake tits.

monkyspunk- September 29, 2011 at 2:01 pm

How can Nick Diaz not have made it into this bit?

TheRealist- September 29, 2011 at 1:59 pm

@stak b for real bro your and idiot and half of american stuff is trash

@Bgoldstein - you know your site has made it when every other comment is someone who's posting some PC bullshit or completely not understanding the point of view of the article.

BTW - staying in line with everyone else's comments, "One of your old co-workers was black. Kind of an awful experience, but hey, you got through it." are you referring to Danga here? Does that mean he got fired?

Stak40- September 29, 2011 at 1:55 pm

TheRealist????What??? You talkin about Americans but i bet half of the terminology, clothes, music, swag or whatever you got probably was influenced by an American. The Realist, get the fuck outta here.

TheRealist- September 29, 2011 at 1:51 pm

all you dumb americans are ignorant as fuck. no booty in canada? how would u know pimpn! your just another CP nuthugger like half the ppl on here. CP has gone down the drain with these crap writers and articles. even BG's lost it

DdubleEm- September 29, 2011 at 1:51 pm

I liked it. Reminds me of when the other Ben was here. You know...actually funny. You should write more Goldstein.

intercept440- September 29, 2011 at 1:50 pm

i dislike tito. i guess that makes me anti anything that generates its own gravity field....i>e> planets... and tito's head.
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oh and ben next time someone calls you a rasict just call them a nigger, spic , or poor white trash, or a cracker or a jew or whatever else. dont cave in to a purple skelton's demands. i mean he's just pissed off cause he-man used to kick his ass in grade school so he dont like white people

k-onda- September 29, 2011 at 1:49 pm

Oh, I'm gettin this thread now!
I hate Ben! Aaarrghhh! CP is written by 12 years old WWE worshippers! What the fuck is satire?

Stak40- September 29, 2011 at 1:48 pm

BG

The shit was funny. Looking forward to the sequel. Think maybe you hit too close to home for some of these batches. Do what you pimpn! And fuck Sonnen but I be damned to move to Canada, dem bitches aint got no booty up there!!

@ BONGTAR, miscreant: You know that these aren't my actual feelings, right? And that I'm writing each one from the perspective of a different kind of hater? And that satire can be a way to...oh fuck it.

miscreant- September 29, 2011 at 1:21 pm

Wrestling isn't a martial art? Really? Any form of UNARMED COMBAT is a martial art. Don't play with semantics because you don't like wrestlers. Just because it isn't a traditional Eastern combative, doesn't make it any less of a martial art. It's almost like you're saying wrestlers aren't athletes.

Last I checked, any good wrestler still beats the hell out of some fairy TKD practitioner throwing flashy, useless kicks.

BONGTAR- September 29, 2011 at 1:19 pm

Speak for yourself Ben. That black part sounded racist as hell. 'got through it?' wow.

smellypiratehooker- September 29, 2011 at 1:12 pm

" When you accidentally knocked up your girlfriend, you had the common courtesy to marry her." haha, still the north star of funny.

Master_Betty- September 29, 2011 at 1:11 pm

This had the potential to be a good article. Whoever wrote it decided to just phone it in though. Nothing clever here.

@ Dizzy: I did think of them, I just didn't want to spend my entire day on this. So stay tuned for part 2, aight?

danomite- September 29, 2011 at 1:00 pm

no Diaz or Anderson? I'm dying to see how well I match up with those two. this is kinda like MMA astrology.

Dizzylittlelord- September 29, 2011 at 12:56 pm

didnt think to include brock lesnar or anderson silva or bisping no

ArmFarmer- September 29, 2011 at 12:53 pm

@mdino gtfo out with your pc crybaby-ness. Racism is funny, and you don't always have to take it seriously. get over it.

JZ89- September 29, 2011 at 12:52 pm

meh - would have been a better article if you went past just why you hate said fighter. The title is what it says about you. Who didnt do TKD?

ArmFarmer- September 29, 2011 at 12:52 pm

I found this article quite shallow and pedantic.

mDino- September 29, 2011 at 12:49 pm

wtf..? im a white canadian but that whole black thing seems kinda rasict. maybe its cuz im used to seeing multiple ethnicities when i walk down the street but i prefer that. although i hope you were joking. the chael part was funny.