The weekend is for picking up that clean laundry on the floor because you can’t step over it forever, or at least that’s what your mom would say. Also, video games.

Last night, after a shamefully long time away, I hopped back into The Witcher 3. I have forgotten all the buttons. When I left off I was saving up some money to get Grandmaster armor, but I still don’t have nearly enough. So I’m off to remember what all the stuff in my inventory does, sell the junk, and get Geralt some cool new duds. It’s good to be back.