11.20.2008

Bearded Ladies, and The Crew Arrive at LAX

Attention housekeepers. If you are currently employed by any one of the moderately-priced hotels in and around Carson, CA be on the lookout for these two notorious conditioner enthusiast. They may look like out of work musketeers but they are in fact Frankie Hejduk and Gino Padula of the Columbus Crew.

These two have been spotted at LAX are certain to be on the way to looting your place of work for every last bottle of Pantine Leave-In Conditioner that currently occupies that little cart you push around. Don't be fooled by their smiles or tales of Eastern Conference Championship glory for these men want for only two things; an MLS Cup and long, luxurious tresses of man-mane.