Denver is safe from nuclear attack, if not excessive boozing

April 10, 2013 5:58 PM

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If you're following the headlines, then you know that North Korea has been threatening the United States and South Korea with a nuclear attack for the past several weeks — and that some military experts believe that April 15 will be the day North Korea pulls the nuclear trigger, since that's the birthday of Kim Il Sung, the nation's founder. North Korea has recently ramped up the propaganda even further by releasing images of its leader, Kim Jong Un, in front of battle plans, along with a picture of potential targets, which has been reprinted around the world.

In "North Korea's Picture-Perfect Fury at the United States," Philip Bump of the Atlantic writes, "The black lines indicate presumed targets: DC, LA, Hawaii, somewhere in Texas. Those black lines are deeply optimistic, if not magical. If North Korea's rockets worked perfectly (they don't) the maximu...