Here at Boinkology, we love our commenters — and we want to show them that love. Every week, we pick our favorite comment, and celebrate the commenter with a little gift.

Our favorite comment this week comes from withoutscene, who answered our inaugural question of the week by reminding us just why this Valentine’s Day was extra special:

Celebrating the legalization of dildos in Texas! I may never get to Texas, but if I do, I can say dildos dildos dildos all I want without being punishably “obscene”…and I could own more than five of them without being arrested or being charged as a sex offender. Maybe Mississippi will get a clue.

Really, there’s only one gift appropriate for that. A giant dildo. Or at least a giant sign for Dildo, Newfoundland.