I’ve got a net worth update to post, explain my out of control spending in March, review that vacuum cleaner I bought, do an updated credit card roll call, rant about the cost of a passport for an infant, talk about how I switched my phone service to MagicJack, and tell everyone about something called “Magic Space Ham”…

The ideas are there — I just haven’t written the posts yet.

The good news is that I’m still here and that all of the hockey teams that I work for should be done for the season this weekend so I’ll have tons of free time to get this place back in order…