Ladies and gentlemen, the following public service message is brought to you by your friends from D-Generation X, who would like to remind each and every one of you that if you're not down with that, we've got two words for you...I'm shocked we got this far in the thread without anyone mentioning Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On".

Seriously, it may be nine years ago, but that song scarred me for life in some regard.

smark/net attack Advisory System Status is: Elevated(Holds; June 18, 2006)While the switch from Cena to RVD should alleviate some complaints, the inevitability of the belt's return to Cena (note where Summerslam is this year) and the poor initial showing by the new ECW are enough to keep the indicator where it is for now. The pieces are in place, though, especially on RAW, for improvements to be made to the IWC's psyche in the near future.

Originally posted by Spank ELuckily, I've managed to avoid any kind of commercial radio for a good year or two, but it has to be said, if My Humps was removed from existance, I'll be a happy man.

The bit where she sings about her lumps "in the back and in the front", that, to me, sounds like he needs to book an appointment with her doctor ASAP.

Man, there is nothing smoother than gliding down the bar to a fine young woman who's been eyeballing you, perhaps even juggling a peice of ice with her tongue while doing so, and complimenting her on how lumpy she is.

On that note, 'My Humps' is Beethoven compared to anything Britney Spears has done.

Hold nothing sacred and you'll never be dissapointed. Especially not this statement.

The fact that it's recently been named the state song for Alabama ensures I'll never visit there (not even if asked to by Bob Holly).

You sir, are a genius.

I hate this song with a passion. I hate everything about it, and that some dipshit contestant chooses it as a song during the season of American Idol or any other thing. I have Zero desire to ever visit Alabama, no matter how sweet it is. That cliche "if I never hear it again, it'll be too soon" really applies here.

Bob Seger's "Fire Lake". Throw Uncle Joe, his cake, and the whole damned mess into ye olde lake of fire and never pollute the airwaves or CD bins again!

Never argue religion, politics, wrestling or the merits of individual wrestlers--no one else will recognize you for the expert you obviously are and resent your insistence that you're right and they all have s**t for brains.

Kinda like Cerebrus' backstory, except I ran lights/sound for local bands for the past 19 years. Since we were the road crew and since the band was on stage, we had the pleasure of almost every night some drunk sumbitch coming up and requesting one of the following three:

In December, the only correct answer* is any version of "The 12 Days of Christmas" including, nay especially wacky parodies. (Yes, even Bob and Doug McKenzie). Because the song may be annoying but, hey, at least it goes on forever.

Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastardIn December, the only correct answer* is any version of "The 12 Days of Christmas" including, nay especially wacky parodies. (Yes, even Bob and Doug McKenzie). Because the song may be annoying but, hey, at least it goes on forever.

*: "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" is also correct.

True. The Muppets version is especially annoying, most entirely because of Miss Piggy singing about 5 gold rings.

I have a complete and utter instinctual loathing for "Hotel California". I can see it as a good song on an intellectual level, but actually listening to it makes me want to stab myself. Runner-ups would be "What It's Like" by Everlast and "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin (I had a bad experience with it on a commercial when I had the worst flu of my life).

Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastardIn December, the only correct answer* is any version of "The 12 Days of Christmas" including, nay especially wacky parodies. (Yes, even Bob and Doug McKenzie). Because the song may be annoying but, hey, at least it goes on forever.

*: "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" is also correct.

True. The Muppets version is especially annoying, most entirely because of Miss Piggy singing about 5 gold rings.

Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa there... that's a classic! We bust that CD out every Christmas!

"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" makes me picture someone tearing up a K-Mart in time with the music.* Seriously, when you've worked at that store over the Holiday season, it can scar you for life. Funniest moment though - when I worked New Year's Eve, the holiday muzak ceased immediately at midnight and returned to their normal dreck.

(*I do not in any way condone this action.)

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