Then it hit me: I'll make art inspired by my Irate Gamer fanfic that doesn't exist anywhere and I will never write:

If anyone wants to send this in and see if Bores is flipped out fucking bananas enough to actually post it, send it to "theirategamer@aol.com". I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING, THAT'S HIS ACTUAL EMAIL ADDRESS!

By the way, if Earpennies McDogfartcar is reading this, you'd get along great with Chris Bores! I mean, look at that crazy fan shit he's posted! You'd fit right in, man! It would be like having the incestuous, criminally insane family you've never had!