My Fellow Loungians

People far and wide, listen. We must stand up to our oppressors from Europe, as they have held us down for too long. We need to take back what is ours by force, as it is our birth right. We need to unite against fools from the East, with their minds flattened by the desire for homosexual relations and false women. Our party must continue to strike fear in the heart of the white and yellow men, our real enemy!

Our glorious home shall no longer be named Loungdesia, as it is the title given by the racist oppressors. From this day forward we shall be know as Loungbabwe, after the glorious former kingdom of the Great Loungbabwe.