Right now I'm a waitress at the fastfood joint Steak n' Shake. I'm also in the United States Army Reserve as a Private, and I got to Basic Training in July. After that I'm going to be trained as an LPN.

I like music, mostly "rock", but I'm extremely picky about it. most of what I like comes from Europe. Kamelot, Sonata Arctica, Wintersun, and Ensiferum are mostly my favorite bands.

Now as I said before, I haven't been on the interwebs for awhile, which means, I used to troll it up somewhere. Well, as you can tell from my avatar, I was a WoWer. I played it for 4 years, 2 of the years I raided, as the main puller and Hunter Officer. I had a blast, I'm sure many people hear horror stories about raiding guilds, completely the opposite for me, I wish I could meet all the people I raided with in RL. But after Burning Crusade came out, the guild kind of started to splinter, and I was about to turn 16 and get a job, so I thought, well, time to quit, I had a good run.

While I played WoW though, I usually trolled the Offtopic forum on their site at the same time. With the last of my account I said my goodbye and left, for maybe a month. I used a friend's account to post, but soon learned my original account got banned for some random reason from the forums... then soon after that I accidentally got my friends account banned. I swears I didn't do anything... not like I posted CP or... things to that nature, that happened once actually on that forum. The thread capped, never was deleted.

Also, did you lose the 55+ pounds after you stopped playing WoW? Because that would be fucking hilarious and/or par for course.

Also, girls suck at wow so I assume your guild was bad.

Yes, I lost the weight way after I stopped playing WoW, just 6 months ago, I stopped playing WoW seriously maybe 2 years ago. I gained most of my weight when I started working at Steak n' Shake. Free hamburgers and fries everywhere...

We weren't bad... we were elite either though, we had fun >.<. I think the farthest though we got before Burning Crusade was... that big green bug before the Twin Emperors. We got cock blocked for a really good long time on Vael though... to the point where we almost broke up... I did suck balls in PvP though.

For what branch I joined, I joined the Army Reserve. My job is "68 Whiskey Mike 6" which is Health Care Specialist, with additional training to be an LPN (Nurse). Also comes with a 10,000 signing bonus, 400 dollars per month when I'm in college, and 30,000 dollar student loan repayment plan. What I keep hearing ever since I joined is "HOW DID YOU GET THAT M6 ON THERE, EVERYONE WANTS THAT!" Apparently getting into the LPN school in the Army is really hard, and I honestly felt like I was just in the right place at the right time.

Only thing that sucks is that if I get deployed, I'm in the desert for a year, oh well.

_________________One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard. - Mike Tyson

I like music, mostly "rock", but I'm extremely picky about it. most of what I like comes from Europe. Kamelot, Sonata Arctica, Wintersun, and Ensiferum are mostly my favorite bands.

Get this shit outta my face. Scandinavian black metal is all you needs. Surusly if I ever find a goat I'm sacraficing it in the name of statan. Taht's what euronymous would'ev wantted mee to do.

Exactly how drunk were you at this point?

_________________One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard. - Mike Tyson