Jake & Vienna- Love Means Never Having To Be Friends With Other Women

1. He had no intention of picking Tenley, ever. There was no chemistry, she was too little girly and innocent. He didn't want sweet, he wanted major sexual attraction.

2. Tenley is adorable but dense. He told her there was no "physical chemistry" but she still continues on! Then after he doesn't pick her she keeps asking why? Then on the "after the rose" show she asks if he's worried about hurting Vienna if he can love her as well. Um, there's a book you need to read. It's called: "He's just Not that into you".

3. Vienna has a lazy, glass eye, or some uneven eyes. I am not sure.

4. No one will be happy for Vienna ever, because she has alienated all the other women on the show and America with her bragging about how all the girls hated her. You need girls to like you Vienna. We're the ones who throw showers, bachlorette parties and celebrate your marriage. Get a clue.

5. Speaking of Bachlorette- Ali is up next. I am so on board.

6. Jeffery Osbourne singing live to Vienna and Jake was embarrassing and weird. Just say no Jeffrey Osbourne!

7. Jason and Molly's wedding will air on March 8th. They are saying it's afairytale ending. I call it a sloppy seconds ending, where you are chosen last and push to the altar so you can prove you won. Sad.

8. Chris Harrison you are hilarious. Two cheeseballs found love and you really were sweet about it.

9. At least this bachelor proposed and didn't say let's just keep dating.

10. Jake, you are stuck with the swamp thing now. We had no idea your taste was so bad. Don't expect us to root for you on Dancing With The Stars. You are no Melissa Rycroft.

26 comments:

AMEN!!!! Boring show....boring batchelor....she will tire of him in no time at all!!!!! Does ABC really think anyone cares if Jason gets married....NOT!I do hope Ali finds a great guy!! She is so adorable!

Well at the very least I was glad to see her roots done and her eyebrows to match on the "After the Final Rose"!LOVE Ali, even though she got a little annoying and cocky towards the end. I will be looking forward to the Bachelorette!

*ugh*. I had more faith in him that that. Vienna seriously has some issues. I have never seen a more unappealing finalist. I mean physical attraction is one thing but how can he overlook her social ineptitude, her mean girlness....and that eye. ha!

*ugh*. I had more faith in him that that. Vienna seriously has some issues. I have never seen a more unappealing finalist. I mean physical attraction is one thing but how can he overlook her social ineptitude, her mean girlness....and that eye. ha!

What everyone forgets is that this is a competition! Maybe Vienna has amazing relationships with women she isnt in direct competition with? I dont know why everyone thought she should be friends with the other women.

When JO started singing I seriously wanted to barf - I am so sick of hearing that song!

The swamp thing... I love that name for her. There is something about the both of them that is perfect for each other... they are both annoying! Ali should be a great bachelorette. SHe was my favorite from the beginning.

You still going private? If so, I would like an invite. mrspreppy at gmail

I agree on all. He's Just Not that Into You cracked me up. My girlfriends and I were gagging (had a finale party)on how perfect Tenley was even while sobbing. :) And we don't think Vienna has any girlfriends. I guess all those sis-in-law's have to throw the showers now! Love Chris Harrison, too. And we all spit our wine out of our mouths when Jeffrey O started singing. PLEASE....

I haven't watched the Bachelor in quite a few years - too busy watching Real Housewives, I guess - but I did catch the last part of the show last night because my facebook page was on fire with friends commenting. Cracked me up. Thanks for this recap.

I have never watched DWTS, but after seeing the new line-up, I think I am in!

Wow! I am glad to hear that you were thinking the same thoughts as me. I was so embarrassed during the Jeffrey Osborne part, too. My husband and I went to bed singing "On the Wings of Love." Another observation I made last night...did you notice that Jake's gripe about Tenley was the same thing that supposedly every woman has griped about him...too perfect or perfect on paper. I guess it's just a strange coincidence.

On the wings of love....oh my! But you forgot to mention that Kate Gosselin is going to be dancing with the stars. What a banner tv night! I think Ali will be a great bachelorette to watch. My tivo has officially died, though. I just can't bring myself to bury it. I love my tivo too much.