Who wants to clean the grout on that toilet??? Not ME said the hen, not ME said the duck, not ME said the Camille. Too many places to catch....nevermind. Gross - but tres Artisanal. No really...it may be the only item so far that actually fits the description.

Just thinking that my last litter of Golden Retriever pups must have definitely been Artisan.....The stud dog gave up his donation via some handy work by the clinician and then that was implanted by hand in the female. Yup they were pretty much hand made.....And how about all those petri dish Artisan children out there....

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