Politics is messy business. With the first presidential debate tonight, there's no better way to celebrate the mess than by getting incredibly drunk.

Naturally, the Internet is reacting to the debates the only way it knows how -- by creating a multitude of alternate drinking games. If this one doesn't tickle your fancy, you can try this,this, this, or this.

The New York Times is reporting that Romney has prepared some "zingers" to use in the debates against President Obama and has been practicing them on aides. Being a Romney aide now sounds like the worst job.