She calls Dean’s “victory” over Lesnar cheap and if Roman wasn’t there, it wouldn’t have happened. To prove her point, Stephanie puts Dean Ambrose in a Fatal 5way match for the Intercontinental Championship and add the stipulation that if Roman Reigns interferes in this match, Ambrose is out of the main event at Fastlane.

"What new ideas you got?""… how about a Fatal Four Way?""I said NEW.""… Fatal Five Way?""PERFECT." #RAW

Dean Ambrose versus Kevin Owens versus Stardust versus Tyler Breeze versus Dolph Ziggler! Owens and Ziggler pick up right where they left off last week. Everyone else is swinging for the fences to take each other out. Ziggler hits a Superkick, Stardust hits Beautiful Disaster, Tyler Breeze hits the Beauty Shot. Kevin Owen Powerbombs Tyler Breeze onto Ziggler and Stardust! In the final stretch, Dean Ambrose puts Stardust in Dirty Deeds, Ziggler hits the ZigZag on Dean Ambrose while he’s hitting Dirty Deeds on Stardust. Breeze disposes of Ziggler just to walk into a Pop-Up Powerbomb from Owens.

That ending sequence was so good that I don't mind Breeze eating the pin. #RAW

First, Renee interviews Dean Ambrose having just lost the Intercontinental title. Dean is upset that he lost the title but looks on the bright side: this means that his hands are free for something bigger.

Then, Kevin Owens interrupts into Renee, asking her to admit that Kevin Owens was right about being the champion again.

The New Day announce they are going to be the guests on Edge and Christian’s talk show, The Cutting Edge Peep Show. It’s going to be Trombones versus Kazoos 2: This time it’s personal! Then they talk about the travesty of last week: how Mark Henry rejected being the World’s Strongest Unicorn to become the World’s Largest Bootyhole instead.

It’s a fun match though Kofi and Xavier seem to be having more fun outside the ring than Big E is having inside the ring. There’s a moment when Big E declares himself to be “Mark Henry’s Daddy” and he hits series of running splashed on Henry. Then, while going for the Big Ending, Mark Henry appears to be injured.

I think the ghost of Titus O'Neil had a hand in whatever happened to Mark Henry.

Byron Saxton interviews Brie Bella to get her side of Daniel Bryan’s retirement last week (and to learn more about Daniel Bryan). Charlotte comes out to suggest that Brie should forfeit her match at Fastlane so she can go home and make goat faced vegan babies with Daniel. Brie kicks Charlotte as a response.

Heyman says that Roman can’t beat Brock Lesnar at Fastlane but Roman has an equally difficult challenge at Fastlane. Roman has to choose between the promise he made to his daughter, his family, and his “brother” Dean Ambrose, his friend. Those that choose friends over family end up in divorce court. Those that choose family over friends end up alone, even at the end of Wrestlemania.

That’s Roman’s dilemma. Roman says that he made a choice a while ago and he pays the price every night. And so did Dean Ambrose. That’s why they’re as close as they are and that’s why they’ve faced each other before (Roman won). And that’s why Roman will do it again at Fastlane.

These Superstars never disappoint, especially high fliers like The Lucha Dragons and Neville. But it’s all done to set up Kalisto versus Alberto Del Rio at Fastlane. Plus, the high flying move of the match was Alberto Del Rio hitting a Guillotine Stomp on Sin Cara!

Del Rio on #RAW: *Climbs the top rope*Sin Cara: I'm not Mistico!Del Rio: *Signals for his stomp*Cara: I'M NOT MISTICO-*Gets stomped out*

Normally, watching Naomi versus Becky Lynch is the next best thing to playing Street Fighter, especially with Naomi hitting those Speedball Bailey / Chun-Li lightning kicks but The BOSS isn’t at ringside for this one.

Sasha stomps down to ringside, taking her earrings off with in one fell swoop. Tamina delivers a Samoan Drop to Becky before she and Naomi leave the ring for higher ground. These four will face each other at Fastlane.

Bray Wyatt says a lot things. Bottom line: he offers us paradise if we all bow to him. We have to make a choice or he’ll be forced to make a choice for us. He made a choice for Kane; he made a choice for The Ryback. Braun Strowman will make a choice for The Big Show: Wake up or Run.