Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.Lone Starr: What?Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.Lone Starr: What's that make us?Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

Tony Stark: [Tony has just been told by a US Marshal that tomorrow he has to attend court in front of the US Armed forces committee] Show me the badge.Happy Hogan: [to the US Marshall] He likes the badge.U.S. Marshal: [She shows her badge] Still like it?Tony Stark: Yeah.