What Harm Could Possibly Befall Someone Wearing a Bubble Wrap Suit?

If bubble wrap is good enough to protect that ceramic frog you bought on eBay as it's shipped from Taiwan, surely a suit made from the same material would give mere mortals invincibility, right? At the least, Vat 19's blazer and trouser two-piece crafted from the bubbly stuff provides a decent buffer from other commuters banging against you on a crowded Tube.

While surviving a few rounds with a heavyweight boxer while wearing this suit isn't going to happen, it will make you impervious to long drawn-out meetings or boring conference calls. There's enough poppable plastic bubbles here to keep you mildly entertained for at least a few hours – which some may feel is worth the £28 Vat19 is asking for this getup shipped to the UK. Us? We'll be making our own from office supplies… [Vat19]