Reasons Why Driverless Car Might Not Work On Nigerian Roads

The
whole world is going gaga about driverless or self-driving cars and how
cool they are .Nigerians especially have affinity for luxury and using
the latest technology especially when it comes to cars .Today we would be giving you seven reasons why driverless cars won't just work here in Naija .

1.Law Enforcement Agencies

We
all know how unlawful our law enforcement agencies can be at times
;D.They stop cars for no just cause.Its really going to cause a lot of
trouble when your car gets flagged down and it doesn't stop,driverless
cars has no respect for NPF and LASTMA ;D .

2.Danfo Drivers

If
driverless cars eventually become popular in Nigeria there is no doubt
that cities like Lagos ,Port Harcourt,and Abuja would be dominated by
them.Then comes the problem of Danfo Drivers and other drivers that have
no chill.Your poor driverless car which would get "confused" as a
result of countless unexpected overtaking is going to get seriously
bashed ,plus insults ;D .

3.Bad Roads

Driverless
cars are programmed and where they come from there are little or no pot
holes , so except your car is customized with an additional NPHDS(Naija
Pot Hole Defense System),O.Y.O is your case :o .

4.Traffic Lights

Driverless
cars depend on traffic lights to know when to stop at junctions
etc.This is going to be a big problem in Nigeria where, in some places
we have humans as traffic light .

5.Mechanics

Hold
on.... I know there are ,learned,accredited ,experienced and reputable
car mechanics in Nigeria, but how many of them are available and
affordable .Waheedi is going to be messing some peoples car up, case
closed 8) .

6.Cost

I
know there are rich folks in Nigeria that can afford it initially ,but
as a result of all the aforementioned, you are going to be spending a
whole lot as a result of constant bashing, on repairs and maintenance
:'( .

7.Hackers

I
could have easily let this slide , but naaah .Whether you agree to it
or not, Naija still has a long way to go when it comes to Cyber
Security,and whether you also agree to it or not we have some good
hackers here.So if you plan on buying a self driving car don't offend
any programmer else you would meet your car swimming under Third
Mainland Bridge ;D .

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