This is secondhand inappropriateness, but my friend just emailed me that she had copy machine training this morning, and her trainer referred to a task that the copier could not do and that they had to do manually as a 'hand job'.

ha! awesome. i also like when building sites say things like "another fine erection by blah blah, inc."

some new friends i have just met refer to a jacuzzi as "cooze". which is my favorite euphemism for ladybits. i CANNOT deal with it when dude says "yeah, after i worked out at the gym i had an awesome cooze".