Matt: And stay away from Hufflepuff, 'cause that's where the dumb kids go.

John: Hey, I'm a Hufflepuff! I am a Hufflepuff, you motherfucker.

Craig: Oh. See what I mean?

Matt: The dumb and the unstable kids.

John: Back the fuck off the Hufflepuffs.

Craig: That's their motto. Back the fuck off of Hufflepuff.

Matt: Back the puff off of a fuck.

John: Well, I'm a Hufflepuff, and I helped save the wizarding world from Voldemort.

Sam: In a very stupid way.

Matt: They were like the sandbags in trenches of the war.

John: You know they had to put people out to like, walk to make sure that there are no landmines. I found the landmines.

Matt: This is a game of wrestlers. Big burly men will grab each other and roll around. John, you were saying before, you used to own this game and you've played this game.

John: I'm a veteran.

Matt: I hope you'll indulge me in this, I have a wrestler that I really would like you to play. Big John Studd.

John: Yes! Can I pick for you?

Craig: Okay, fine.

John: I'll give you the most important wrestler of all time. Will that be of meaning to you?

Craig: Uh, go for it.

John: It's the Iron Sheik.

(?): Shiek?

John: Don't tell me how to pronounce Sheik, I literally majored in Early Islamic History.

Craig: He was managed by Classy Freddy, I can't do it.

John: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hahahaha. I was on a plane with Hulk Hogan. How did I know that he was Hulk Hogan? Maybe it was because to go to the airport, he dressed as Hulk Hogan.

(Laughs)

He had the shirt on, it said WrestleMania, he had the bandanna on, it said WrestleMania, he had the very tight jean shorts on. And when we were in the airport, he kept greeting people with such enthusiasm that Sarah said to me, 'That must be a Hulk Hogan impersonator'. 'Cause that was the only reasonable explanation.

Craig: Maybe he was running late? He had to go right to the match.

Aaron: And so when he was at the airport and they were like, 'boarding group 4', Hulk Hogan was like--

Matt: Which group was that, brother?

(Laughter)

Matt: The Hulkster is gonna run wild through first class! Everyone put one red peg in your favorite hole.

Sam: Put a red peg in my favorite hole?

Matt: If you want to be on Beer and Board Games, that's what you need to do.

John: I did it.

Matt: John, right before we're able to start our wrestling match, I understand that you have to leave us.

John: Yeah, I'm sorry, I just don't feel that good about being Big John Studd.