Portis: We’ve got the most unhappy guy in Hawaii. We in beautiful Hawaii and this man is unhappy. He turnin’ down money. He not stayin’ in Arizona. He basically comin’ to the Washington Redskins. Whattup, teammate?

Boldin: Whattup, whattup!

(the uproarious laughter of future Super Bowl champions)

Hey, whatever keeps him away from Philadelphia, I guess. Though I imagine John Riggins hates this blatant disregard for Vinny Cerrato’s authority with every fiber of his being.