A More Palatable “Meat” Dress: Cuts of Meat Dress

Found Lady Gaga’s meat dress at the VMAs queasiness-inducing and less-than-hygienic? Etsy seller I’m Your Present has a cute (and non-rotting) solution: the Cuts of Meat dress! In a non-bloody cream color, with the pieces of meat clearly labeled (rump roast, anyone?), this dress is not only a conversation starter, but will also keep PETA from chasing you down.