Our favorite guidos and guidettes are back to cause trouble at the ‘Jersey Shore’ and as they’re getting ready to hit up their favorite club Karma, Snooki tries to give Deana an alternative to regular sex.

Jersey Shore is back! The season five premiere of Jersey Shore premieres on Jan. 4 and HollywoodLife.com will be right there to soak up every last drop of GTL. The trailer has us so excited and of course a little grossed out, but what’s new?

Snooki and Deana are getting ready to hit the club when Deana announces that she doesn’t want to have sex with random guys. To which Snooki proudly suggests “just have butt sex.” Ya, because that’s the logical response.

Meanwhile, Pauly Dgoes to the tanning bed so much that his face literally peels off. It’s painful to even look at!

Then the guys go get haircuts and Mike The Situation won’t stop putting hairspray in his hair. These guys can be such girls!