Todd Snider - Alright Guy

C F CYou know just the other morning I was hanging around inside my houseC F CI had that new book with pictures of Madonna Naked I was checking it outF CJust then a friend of mine Came through the doorF CSaid she never pegged me for a scumbag beforeF GShe said she didn't ever wanna see me anymoreC GAnd I still don't know why

2nd. VerseNow maybee I'm dirty and maybee I smoke a little dopeBut it aint like I'm going on T.V. and tearing up pictures of the PopeI know I get wild I know I get drunkBut it aint like I gotta lot of bodies in my trunkMy old man used to call me a no good punkAnd I still don't why

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3rd. VerseYou know just the other night these cops pulled me over outside a barThey turned on their lights and said hey kid get ot of the carI was only joking when I called em a couple of dicksbut still they made me do the stupid human tricksAnd now I'm stuck in this cell with a bunch of dumb hicksAnd I still don't why