Twilight video time with Jena – Edwards Lullaby

Posted by themoonisdown on September 5th, 2009

*Hey LTT-ers, This Saturday’s video’s will be hosted by none other than Jena our very own video mod from the forum! She finds, creates and posts all the best so we’ve asked her to bring some of that goodness over here for you! Enjoy! Moon&UC*

Dear Twilighters,

Weekends are about relaxing, spending quality time with those you love, doing something fun, or curling up and watching your favorite
movie. Which is why I bring you the latest in Twilight Theater.

I’m about to provide you, FINALLY, with the true lyrics to Edward’s lullaby to Bella. Get verklempt ya’ll!

Bella’s lullaby will never be the same for me. Here are the lyrics for you sing-along-ers.

“I want to chomp into your throat, and watch you bleed out on the floor. Then I’ll bade myself in your life essence, as you die…Tear your heart out of your chest and crack the bones and suck the marrow out. Slice into your brain for sandwiches…then maybe have an omelet made of you”

Xylem

Not mine…just grabbed from this parody.

dazzledtodeath

That was hilarious, but I agree..Bella’s lullaby was the best part.

Jena

Bril! Best part!

Xylem

Bella’s lullaby will never be the same for me. Here are the lyrics for you sing-along-ers.

“I want to chomp into your throat, and watch you bleed out on the floor. Then I’ll bade myself in your life essence, as you die…Tear your heart out of your chest and crack the bones and suck the marrow out. Slice into your brain for sandwiches…then maybe have an omelet made of you”

Xylem

Not mine…just grabbed from this parody.

dazzledtodeath

That was hilarious, but I agree..Bella’s lullaby was the best part.

Jena

Bril! Best part!

Midnight Eclipse

haha hilarious!!! had some great laughs :p

“I’m a metropire” LOL

Midnight Eclipse

haha hilarious!!! had some great laughs :p

“I’m a metropire” LOL

JodieO

You’re welcome, Jena! I’m going to have to track down the full-length version of this for some fun. I haven’t had nearly enough Tom Servo in my life recently.

JodieO

You’re welcome, Jena! I’m going to have to track down the full-length version of this for some fun. I haven’t had nearly enough Tom Servo in my life recently.

Rubytuesday

OH MY GOD!!!!
I’ve laughed out loud, cried and peed a little in my pants at this video……
Classic….
“that look is from the guy you alert the flight attendant about”
the twin peaks reference
“very tough to look bad ass posing next to volvo”
The abusive boyfriend reference
Edward at the end of the bed “What was our math homework”
I can’t go on as there’s so much…….enjoy…..

Rubytuesday

OH MY GOD!!!!
I’ve laughed out loud, cried and peed a little in my pants at this video……
Classic….
“that look is from the guy you alert the flight attendant about”
the twin peaks reference
“very tough to look bad ass posing next to volvo”
The abusive boyfriend reference
Edward at the end of the bed “What was our math homework”
I can’t go on as there’s so much…….enjoy…..

Proselyte3

Line……line……line….

Proselyte3

Line……line……line….

http://tiffanized.wordpress.com tiffanized

I got this RiffTrax a few months ago. I was such a huge Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan when it was still on the air, and I nearly died when I saw that they did “Twilight”. They keep up the funny for the entire movie, making fun of all the stupid stuff as only the MST3K dudes can do. I imagine a few of us would give them a run for their money, though.

lapushbaby

“I imagine a few of us would give them a run for their money, though. ”

Yes, and you in particular!!!

Jena

Where can we find the entire thing? I gotta see it!

http://tiffanized.wordpress.com tiffanized

I got this RiffTrax a few months ago. I was such a huge Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan when it was still on the air, and I nearly died when I saw that they did “Twilight”. They keep up the funny for the entire movie, making fun of all the stupid stuff as only the MST3K dudes can do. I imagine a few of us would give them a run for their money, though.

lapushbaby

“I imagine a few of us would give them a run for their money, though. ”

You buy it, then run it with their software in your computer’s DVD drive, or you can just play it while your DVD runs and try to sync them. It’s kind of a pain without their software, but their software is kind of a pain in and of itself. It’s worth the raindance you have to do to make it happen, though.

Michaela

LLT, you never cease to amaze me!
This video was fabulous!!

Personally, as being a musician, I don’t think that what the Twilight soundtrack published as “Bella’s Lullaby” is really what Edward would have wrote – because it’s simply not how the book described it.
(Please rise for a reading from Twilight – Chapter 15) “The music slowed, transforming into something softer, and to my surprise I detected the melody of his lullaby weaving through the profusion of notes.” (You may be seated)
Profusion of notes is not what is heard during Mr. Burwell’s version of “Bella’s Lullaby”. So needless to say, I LOVE the addition of Edward’s lyrics that is in this video!
“Wee this is fun! Oh, I love you Edward and I… woops.. thud!” That is so what I’ve thought when I watched the movie!

Anyway, thanks again Ladies!! Can’t wait to see what you come up with next!!

Michaela

LLT, you never cease to amaze me!
This video was fabulous!!

Personally, as being a musician, I don’t think that what the Twilight soundtrack published as “Bella’s Lullaby” is really what Edward would have wrote – because it’s simply not how the book described it.
(Please rise for a reading from Twilight – Chapter 15) “The music slowed, transforming into something softer, and to my surprise I detected the melody of his lullaby weaving through the profusion of notes.” (You may be seated)
Profusion of notes is not what is heard during Mr. Burwell’s version of “Bella’s Lullaby”. So needless to say, I LOVE the addition of Edward’s lyrics that is in this video!
“Wee this is fun! Oh, I love you Edward and I… woops.. thud!” That is so what I’ve thought when I watched the movie!

Anyway, thanks again Ladies!! Can’t wait to see what you come up with next!!

roseylee

I’m just sayin…

an off-brand version of johnny depp wearing body glitter = total win!!

roseylee

I’m just sayin…

an off-brand version of johnny depp wearing body glitter = total win!!

Cyndi

Am I the only one that is willing to admit to turning off the sound and just enjoyed the clips…pausing when needed to catch my breath….???

Cyndi

Am I the only one that is willing to admit to turning off the sound and just enjoyed the clips…pausing when needed to catch my breath….???

Jena

I loved the math homework reference!

Jena

I loved the math homework reference!

amylouwho

LMAO! That was so hilarious. Thank you Thank you for sharing it!

amylouwho

LMAO! That was so hilarious. Thank you Thank you for sharing it!

Sarah

This had me laughing so hard! Great way to start the day. So funny!

Sarah

This had me laughing so hard! Great way to start the day. So funny!

Ashley Fragomeni

BAHHHHAHAHAHAHA.

This video made me DIE laughing <3 Love commentary, especially:

"Sadly, this movie HAS made me think of her death"

"The sexual tension between these guys is INSANE"
(Edward and Jacob) LOLZ.

and of course, pulling up to the hospital after Bella says "What is going on" —"I do not know" hahaha.

Thanks, Moonie…just what I needed on my Saturday morning.

MWAH.

Ashley Fragomeni

BAHHHHAHAHAHAHA.

This video made me DIE laughing <3 Love commentary, especially:

"Sadly, this movie HAS made me think of her death"

"The sexual tension between these guys is INSANE"
(Edward and Jacob) LOLZ.

and of course, pulling up to the hospital after Bella says "What is going on" —"I do not know" hahaha.

Thanks, Moonie…just what I needed on my Saturday morning.

MWAH.

chelseaheptig

Oh my fucking GOD! I LOVE THIS!!!

I may have peed a little from laughing so hard! I used to love Mystery Science Theater 3000!

Total Saturday WIN. You win all of today.

http://tiffanized.wordpress.com tiffanized

Who is giving you the thumbs down? Was it taking God’s name in vain that crossed the line? Perhaps the reference to bodily function? I am fascinated by the willy-nilly distribution of thumbs around here. Can Moon & UC track who gives what thumbs to whom?

I am giving you a thumbs up, just so’s you know.

lapushbaby

I thumbs upped both of youse. WTF?

chelseaheptig

Oh my fucking GOD! I LOVE THIS!!!

I may have peed a little from laughing so hard! I used to love Mystery Science Theater 3000!

Total Saturday WIN. You win all of today.

http://tiffanized.wordpress.com tiffanized

Who is giving you the thumbs down? Was it taking God’s name in vain that crossed the line? Perhaps the reference to bodily function? I am fascinated by the willy-nilly distribution of thumbs around here. Can Moon & UC track who gives what thumbs to whom?

I am giving you a thumbs up, just so’s you know.

lapushbaby

I thumbs upped both of youse. WTF?

NotWutheringHeights

“Man, your blood would rock, it would like drinking this huge Napa cabernet…”

“Pretty good view of Hogwarts”. Brilliant!

Awesome stuff! Nice to wake up to on this Sunday morning. I have never heard of these guys. Do they do the commentary for entire films?

JodieO

Yeah, about 10 or 15 years ago they had a regular show called Mystery Science Theater 3000 or MST3K for short. They riffed on a lot of old B movies, but my favorites were when they riffed on ‘informational’ films from the 60s. And they ARE hilarious. Some of their episodes are available on DVD. You can find them on Netflix if you subscribe.

http://tiffanized.wordpress.com tiffanized

May I recommend “The Killer Shrews” as your first Mystery Science Theater 3000 film? It is my personal favorite.

NotWutheringHeights

“Man, your blood would rock, it would like drinking this huge Napa cabernet…”

“Pretty good view of Hogwarts”. Brilliant!

Awesome stuff! Nice to wake up to on this Sunday morning. I have never heard of these guys. Do they do the commentary for entire films?

http://tiffanized.wordpress.com tiffanized

May I recommend “The Killer Shrews” as your first Mystery Science Theater 3000 film? It is my personal favorite.

EmilyB

Love it! Watched it before work this morning… set me up for a great day, thanks for helping me get through a Saturday at work!

cledbo

Aaaaahahahaha! MST3K FTW!

I feel sad that I didn’t know they were still doing this. We have MST3K the movie saved on our Foxtel harddrive forever (it’s like Tivo, but budget)

“Oww, hey, you hit me with a phone book!”
“It’s Bill Maher!”

And I had to pause and hyperventilate for a minute when they started with the Benny Hill theme music as Edward’s running up the hill. I may have died for a second, then come back to life because I had to keep watching.

Also, I love you all for loving MST3K as well – it proves to me once again that I found the right demographic and hang-out of Twihards to spend my days with.

Hope you all have a good holiday Monday – we don’t get one down here!

cledbo

Aaaaahahahaha! MST3K FTW!

I feel sad that I didn’t know they were still doing this. We have MST3K the movie saved on our Foxtel harddrive forever (it’s like Tivo, but budget)

“Oww, hey, you hit me with a phone book!”
“It’s Bill Maher!”

And I had to pause and hyperventilate for a minute when they started with the Benny Hill theme music as Edward’s running up the hill. I may have died for a second, then come back to life because I had to keep watching.

Also, I love you all for loving MST3K as well – it proves to me once again that I found the right demographic and hang-out of Twihards to spend my days with.

Hope you all have a good holiday Monday – we don’t get one down here!

nearly22

“Oh Dear Lord, she’s got a sniper rifle!”

= WIN!

Ha!

nearly22

“Oh Dear Lord, she’s got a sniper rifle!”

= WIN!

Ha!

Katie S

I laughed so effing hard over this I almost fell over.

Thank you soooooo much for sharing!!!

MST3K + Twilight = happiest. katie. ever.

Erica

Awkward Small Talk: The Motion Picture.
I love MST3K. I’m glad the guys are continuing in this format at the very least. This movie could not have been easier for them. Seriously, the commentary practically writes itself.