Springtime is getting to me, bitches

I see couples holding hands everywhere I go, mothers with newborn babies. Birds flying in pairs. An adorable Muscovy duck and her ducklings meet me every morning in my driveway.
I feel out of place in the grand scheme of nature.

Some are just freaks of nature.

Mother%20Nature

Yeah, and whats with all this laughing?

Run over the duck

Muscovy ducks are fuckin' ugly.
Are you sure it's not a vulture? They look alike.