A longtime spokesman for the state court system accidentally butt-dialed a Post reporter - yukking it up about how "I barely show up to work" while pocketing a $166,000-plus salary and boosting his taxpayer-funded pension.

Halloween is still more than two months away, but that didn't deter three people from donning costumes to shoplift at the local Walmart, Swatara Township police said Monday.

They said Lamar Wall dressed as a bull, Dangelo Manns donned a werewolf costume and Jahsahn Dickson was disguised as a gorilla when they stole more than $561 in merchandise from the Grayson Road store around 1 p.m. Saturday.

All three were charged with retail theft and conspiracy, police said, while Manns and Dickson face added charges of fleeing to avoid apprehension.

The Maine real estate developer and entrepreneur once called "Donald Trump with a Maine accent" was sentenced to four months behind bars for making tens of thousands of dollars in illegal campaign donations to a Republican presidential campaign.

A shoplifter tried to make off with 21 sticks of deodorant from the Rite Aid pharmacy on Broadway, Tuesday August 3, 2007.
Police were called to the store around 6:30 p.m. and found the pharmacy security guard with 19-year-old Shaheem Wright of Smith S

Michael Irvin

Former Dallas Cowboy Michael Irvin was arrested in Plano, Texas, in November 2005. Police pulled the 39-year-old wide receiver over for speeding and found a multi-colored pipe that tested positive for marijuana residue inside a Versace sunglasses case under the driver's seat of his 2005 Mercedes Benz. The NFL great was charged with misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia and booked into the city jail.