Tabs

4/09/2007

Millions of Peaches...

Parents of the world, please do yourselves a favor. When it comes time for you to name your daughter; do not under any circumstances name her Peaches. Otherwise, she will come home after work and throw her car keys at you after she has had the following conversation with a customer:

Peaches: Hi, welcome to Burger King.

Customer: Hello.

Peaches: How are you this evening?

Customer: (After noticing her name tag.) Oh, I'm peachy keen!

Peaches: *Hostile silence.

Here are some facts on this situation: 1) The customer was me. 2) How do you not make a joke about someone whose name is Peaches?