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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Liza Bean’s Passport is Up for Re-Mew-Al

In news that will surprise no one, Liza Bean has asked for a loan. She claims it’s to renew her passport, but that could mean anything, up to and including a genuine need to renew her passport.

You just never know with cats.

You know Liza Bean, don’t you? Liza Bean Bitey, of the Minneapolis Biteys, is just one of two hair-covered, be-clawed slackers I have living with me.

She’s a bit of a Renaissance Cat. Whether she’s whispering into her cell phone, huddled in the bathroom with the water running (she knows how I hate that!), absconding with one of my better liquors, or telling the neighbors outright lies about how often I wash my bedding, she always does it with style.

Money-eating, sequin-encrusted style.

Well, that’s what you get, when you let cats in. Sure, I could turn her out, but the things she knows about me?

Not on your life.

So will I borrow her the money?

You bet your sweet bippy I will. I'm writing the check as we speak.

But this time, I'm writing "loan" in the memo.

Meanwhile, two hours up the road and in other kitteh-related news, Little Girl, aka The Fuzzy Little Slut, has given birth to her fourth litter of five kittens. My mother reports that they are all solid black and doing well.

14 comments:

Damn if I didn't arrive home last night, get up this morning, attend to my mail, and found a card from Miss Liza Bean Bitey, plus photo. What a day. What a marvellous day. Can she get a visa to India???? I am in love...

Aw, kittens! What could be cuter?Well, around here, the baby quail are fast becoming cuter than my sons 2 kitties, who have grown up to resemble cage fighters with a propensity for half eating baby quail.