Diesel and Boobies

One: I have a new car, and it’s a Mercedes, woo woo! Which would mean I’m moving up in the world, except it’s from 1983, has a salvage title, and is ugly as sin. However, it does run on diesel, which means it could theoretically run on vegetable oil at some time in the future – if I decide I want a car after all.

Two: I’m souping up a theme or two for competition. If any of you WordPress 1.5 kidz could play with this one a little, and let me know if you find any bugs, I’d be much obliged. Hit the screenshot to download: