Oh I'm totaly in on this. The Colbert Report kicks ass, and thats coming from a Canadian. The second you find his e-mail you let me know.We must spread the word of the all powerfull FSM

Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in heaven, Swallowed be thy shame. Thy Midgit come. Thy Sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread. And give us our cutlasses, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss. And lead us into temptation, But deliver us some Pizza. For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. RAmen.

If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere committing evil deeds, an it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart? --Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Rain was totally on the Report. It was sooooo funny! Unfortunately, it's not on the Web anymore.

But wasn't this about FSM on the Colbert Report?

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Christianity - The belief that a cosmic JewishZombie who was his own father can makeyoulive forever if you symbolicallyeat his fleshand telepathicallytell himyou accept himas your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talkingsnake to eat from amagical tree…Yeah, makes perfect sense...