Maybe it’s just my women, but they don’t seem to want to fit into the space I’ve designated for them in this binder. They keep sticking out over the edges, even getting away in some cases. I thought using clear, glass-ceiling page protectors would help, but it doesn’t seem to slow them down anymore.

I’m going to have to resort to more severe three-hole punching, to keep my women in line. And maybe switch to the Trap Her, Keep Her.

Several years ago, I found myself stuffed in this binder with a number of similarly well-educated women. I’m not sure how I got here or even if I’m supposed to be honored to be included. I’ve been attempting to escape my binder ever since, but the rigidly Conservative cover and inflexible Republican rings have kept me tightly enclosed in my little file. Perhaps this was the point; nevertheless, I resent it and would like to be able to be home by 5pm to cook dinner for my family.

The Avery Durable View Binder really is durable, and it can hold a lot of women! I should know, because as a wealthy finance industry entrepreneur I have a whole lot of women that I need to keep filed away in case someone tells me someday that I need to hire more women. I think this binder works great, just be sure to get plastic page protectors to keep the individual women clean and tidy until you’re ready to take them out.

I’m the type of man who can’t say no to holding women in binders, so when the opportunity arose, I jumped. And it was worth it.

IT’S HUGE, I’m holding 40+ women in my binder, as well as some men, (for special occasions!) and the case can hold even more! My women have never been so secure.