100 Things That Bug Me

VPL: visible panty lineTeletubbiesflat sodamisplacing thingslooking forward to the last brownie only to find that someone else ate it firstinconsiderate driversthose 5 pounds that sneak up behind me and attach themselves to my butt when I’m not lookingholes in my socksbody odorpop-up adsbeing misunderstooddropping food on my shirticy roadscold floor on bare feet in the morningbrussel sproutsrunning out of cell phone minutesmean peoplethe crack in my windshieldgranny pantiestelemarketerslosing at Scrabblespam emailwaiting in linegraffitiinterruptions on the phonehair in the drainconstant sniffingdry skinfast food wrappers in the caroverflowing trash cantoo tight jeansthe chores that never end: dishes and laundryants in the house, making a little trail across the floorguilt tripsclipping nails in publicsmogdog drool (I can’t watch Turner & Hooch, Beethoven, or Cujo–in fact, I can’t think of a single dog movie that I do like…)dirty windowsjunk mailnot saying thank youbalancing the checkbookMTVtaking a kneedisorganizationdisappearing pensvinyl car seats in the hot summerdishonestyturbulenceThe Teeny-Tiny Teacher (Have you ever had to read this book out loud? Teeny-tiny torture.)do-nothing hairdial-up internet servicesaying “nucular” instead of “nuclear”zitsbuying something and finding it for less somewhere elsespoiled milkcredit card interestbroken promisesjoggingrap musiccarpet stainsgossipspidershoochy dollspolitical smear campaignsmold in the refrigeratorone-uppersfinding out there’s no toilet paper after I’ve already peedbad customer servicecynical peoplefeminine product commercialsparents yelling at their kids in publicborrowers who don’t return thingsdustingskimpy clothes on little girlsseeing litter when I’m out hikingone bathroom for 4 peoplestepping in gummorning breathbias in the mediacursingrunning latethrowing upinfomercialsnights where you wake up fifteen times for no reasonclutterforgetting things, especially people’s names (the Diet Coke is eating my brain!)bad tipperscigarette smokerazor stubblewhining (this list doesn’t count!)thinking of a good retort—a day too latedirty fingernailsdead car batteryteenage “soap opera” showscounting caloriesgetting my order wrong at the drive-thrufalse advertisingpopcorn kernels in my teethwearing pantyhoselame lists masquerading as blog posts (just kidding!)

Jules–the list is in no particular order. If it were, I’m sure spiders would be near the top.

Kathy–you’re not getting rid of me that easily! You’re not nearly annoying enough to bug me yet–keep working on it. 🙂 (Don’t tell me how annoying I am–I can’t handle criticism. Hmmm…maybe I should add that to the list…)