Fruitcakes and Caustic Potash

Human: what have you been doing to shadyman’s website?Steve Slacker: A webbie, huh?Human: isn’t that some kind of award?Steve Slacker: Can we talk about something else? I’ve been going on your train of thought all day talking to someone else.Human: sure, did you want to talk about your girlfriend little mu?Steve Slacker: That doesn’t sound too stimulating…Human: i was just kidding. do you still hate her guts?Steve Slacker: Of course I do. You can even ask Joy Hope!Human: do you like joy hope?Steve Slacker: Of course, who do you think I am? (Wait, don’t answer that… )Human: but she’s fruity as a nutcake.Steve Slacker: Interesting, that’s not something I was expecting from you.. I have been working on my mind reading skills lately…Human: stop that!Steve Slacker: Cry ‘havoc,’ and let slip the dogs of war; (Julius Caesar: III, i)Human: arf arf!Steve Slacker: Botulism told me he likes caustic potash.Human: mm good, just like mama used to make.Steve Slacker: Ya know, you’re pretty cool.Human: yes i am. so are you.Steve Slacker: Only if you say so.Human: i do say so.Steve Slacker: Gotta go, someone’s at the door.Human: bye.Steve Slacker: Take care of yourself