Monday, February 12, 2007

One Terabyte of Porn

Friend: Congratulate me Boss, for I have just used up all 1 terabyte of Hard Disk Space for porn.

Me: ...Me: Well done... I can't think of a better use of Hard Disk Space and your UK broadband line.

For those of you who don't know, 1 terabyte = 1,024 GB.

Now lets put things into perspective.

1 terabyte = 1,024 GB = 1,048,576 MB

Assuming a good quality movie is 700MB for one and a half hours.

(1,048,576/700) = 1,498 movies.

Since each movie is one and a half hours, 1,498 movies is 2,247 hours.

So if you were going to watch one terabyte of porn... it would take you 93 days (3 months) non-stop assuming you don't eat, shit, sleep or do anything other than watch porn!I bet the visionary who invented the Hard Drive said decades ago"Hard Disks in the future will be used to store all sorts of important information from financial records, to research material to historical archives".And I bet today if he finds out where the bulk of Hard Disk Space is going, he'll be thinking"CRAP! How the hell did I NOT see that coming?"Disclaimer: If you live in Malaysia... please DON'T TRY TO BEAT THAT RECORD... partly because PORN IS ILLEGAL in Malaysia... but also because our lines are slow enough after the earthquake... so please don't slow them down even more with your torrents!!!!

Have mercy on the people that depend on the internet to make a living (like Stewie).

and now i'm 3rd!!! wahahahaha it's never been this fun to be so jakun. i've never been this on time before steady la boss nxt time you come Jb i buy u breakfast/lunch/dinner/supper feed gau u fat fat prosper the banyak!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAwill, i agree!!!hahaha i dont get it lah *bluh look*please have some pictures to illustrate ur points bosswat is porn?sounds like prawn, i really feel u should post some pictures to clarify it with me and william haha ;)

I burrrrrn all my porns into DVDs and bought a DVD player for my big screen tv that plays burned data DVDs so I can watch upstairs. I have a wide collection but mostly it's hentai LOL coz OMG tentakuru!!!

eh boss, ur this friend right, is he horny horny horny?or maybe he has a little secret to hide about his masculinity?u know, like short people will feel insecure and build big big tall tall houses e.g. the short king in shrek (if u watched it)so maybe he has tons and tons of porn to cover for his err heh heh hehim kiddin by the way, no offence noted :)