bitches love it when they can see my dick bulging against my outerwear. they are all like "is that a sandwhich for later?" and im all like "no, that is my massive penis sandwiched between the tight fabric of my pants and my inner thigh" - pomme-de-terre

&#10077;When kids start carrying guns and knifes and selling coke on the ski hill on the knuckle of the final jump in the park, start leaving home at 16 and live on the hill all year supporting their baby momma who works in the kitchen at the lodge, then it will be ‘thug culture’.&#10078; - eheath

baseball belts. the adjustable elastic ones. take it or leave it, but your ski pants will be as compfy as your jordan shorts. they also come in all sorts of colors, and if you ever played ball, or know someone who did, you have like 3-4 lying around.

If i fall, If i die, Know i lived it to the fullest
If i fall, If i die, Know i lived and missed some bullets