Diamonds and fast carsMoney to burnI got my head in the cloudsI got these thoughts to churnGot my feet in the sandI got a house on the hillI got a headache like a motherTwice the price of my thrillsAn it's a cold day,It's a continental driftI said this traffic is hellCan you give me a liftAn I'll try to paint a storyGot your pictures to tellYeah you got to make a livingWith what you bring yourself to sell

I got some genuineImitationBad ApplesFree sampleFor your peace o' mindOnly $9. 95I got my camera back from customsGot my law fees up to dateHell they musta seen me comin'Ain't this life so fuckin' great

When the shit hit the fanIt was all I could standYeah, well I'm a frequent flyerMy body's breathing while it canBut what I don't understand is thatMy world ain't gettin' no brighterIf I could touch the skyWell I would float on byWhile everybody's talkin'Hell I'm just another guyIf it were up to meI'd say just leave me beWhy let one bad appleSpoil the whole damn bunch

Gold and caviarNow why'nt you pour my apathyI'd have all my bases coveredIf I could teach my hands to seeBut now we're down in the deep endWhere they'd love to watch you drownI said your laundry could use washingWe'll hang it up all over townI said Hollywood's like a dryerAn we're down on Sunset StripAn you'll be suckin' down the Clorox'Til your life's all nice and crisp

When the shit hit the fanIt was all I could standYeah, well I'm a frequent flyerMy body's breathing while it canBut what I don't understand is thatMy world ain't gettin' no brighterIf I could touch the skyWell I would float on byWhile everybody's talkin'Hell I'm just another guyIf it were up to meI'd say just leave me beWhy let one bad appleSpoil the whole damn bunch

When the shit hit the fanIt was all I could standYeah, well I'm a frequent flyerMy body's breathing while it canBut what I don't understand is thatMy world ain't gettin' no brighterIf I could touch the skyWell I would float on byWhile everybody's talkin'Hell I'm just another guyIf it were up to meI'd say just leave me beWhy let one bad appleSpoil the whole damn bunchWhy let one bad appleSpoil the whole damn bunchBoy!!