You didn’t think you could kill Patsy Stone and Edina Monsoon, did you? There isn’t a binge-drinking session strong enough to take these two out!

Like cockroaches emerging unharmed from a nuclear war, almost a quarter of a century after Patsy and Eddy first burst into our lives in the iconic ’90s TV series Absolutely Fabulous, they’re back and this time they’re taking their debauched antics to the big screen in Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie.

On the run after accidentally bumping Kate Moss off – into the Thames! – the ladies hightail it to Cannes to revive their social status and convince the farshun world they’re legit contenders.

Patsy and Eddy live it up in the French Riviera

And while a whopping 60 celebs were falling over themselves to land a cameo, including Jon Hamm, Suki Waterhouse, Cara Delevingne and Rebel Wilson, there’s one star who actress Jennifer Saunders declares persona non grata – Kim Kardashian!

“Don’t even go there,” says Jennifer, 58, who plays out-there PR guru Eddy, when asked about the reality queen joining the cast. “She would never make it into one of my films.” Ouch!

What’s more, Joanna Lumley – aka Patsy – says it was quite the party without her!