The truth finally comes out!! Chaz Marler has been keeping all of our heads in the clouds. For years, maybe since the beginning, he has been smuggling (I am sure he would say they were only “borrowed”) empty game boxes out of his neighbors trashcan and passing them off as his own Eden of gamer wonderment. At this point I am left to question everything I once held dear. Has Chaz ever even played a real game? Is Tom Vasel in on this or even human? What is the end game of the Dice tower….and why is GenCan’t helping them!!?!? Whatever the answers are, they must be diabolical indeed. I know now what I must do, perhaps its every gamer for themselves…../pulls out a copy of Survive. Its time to play the game….or is that just what they want.

…..Ps. Thank you to all the brave men and women gamers who gave their lives to get this information out. Humanity owes you a great debt.