As our reporter walked out of the theatre after watching Jai Ho, he saw a vast range of reactions.

As our reporter walked out of the theatre after watching Jai Ho, he saw a vast range of reactions. There were the typical Salman Khan fans, who high-fived each other while comparing muscles, and there was everybody else, questioning what they just watched, and whether life was really worth it. Among these, our reporter spotted a man clad in the most popular fashion attire in Delhi today, the muffler, sneaking out of the hall.

After clashing with the Chief Minister, our reporter found the chief door-smasher of our country: Daya. The usually angry Daya seemed sad, so our reporter offered to give him a shoulder to cry on.

A sudden chill passed over the reporter. A celebrity! He recognized him as the prime supporting actor of Jai Ho, the Wind God.

Our reporter visited the loo only to find Krrish sitting in the corner, and everything smashed to little pieces.

Just when the reporter thought he was done with a day’s worth of hard work, he saw something that completely astounded him. Something never seen before!