10 Non-Traditional Bouquets To Give And Receive This V-Day

For the yearly mush that is Valentine’s Day, not all women want to receive a bouquet of flowers that will eventually wilt after a few days. There are other arrangements that can make a more lasting impression than cliché red roses. If you’re part of this movement, show this list to your significant other before V-Day and pray that they take the hint.

Makeup Bouquet

There’s no better way to show your love than supporting her obsession with contouring, highlighting, and blending. Say it with a bouquet of new makeup. If you need help in choosing products, just ask the friendly salesladies of all-in-one beauty shops like Beauty Bar, Beauty Buffet, and Watsons, or better yet, ask her bestie for tips.

Donut Bouquet

Homer Simpson would tear up at the sight of this glazed, sprinkled, and frosted work of art. A “doughquet” involves a quick stopover at her favorite donut shop and DIY arrangement. Try not to devour your own creation.

Bacon Rose Bouquet

Buy a pack of your favorite bacon brand, roll it into roses, fry or bake, and then arrange into a beautiful greasy bouquet. If she’s vegetarian, there’s facon, the veggie bacon. Make a few for yourself while you’re at it.

Fried Chicken Bouquet

There are so many options to choose from—nuggets, chicken fingers, poppers, wing kebabs, or just good ol’ fried chicken. You may buy a bucket or box from her favorite fast food joint, or use your kitchen skills to whip up your own. Then arrange into a finger lickin’ good bouquet.

Cupcake Bouquet

Instead of giving her the usual box of cupcakes, call your trusted baker and get a customized cupcake bouquet. They’re cupcakes with floral buttercream toppings and arranged to look like a basket or bouquet of flowers.

Balloon Bouquet

This may not be the most environmental option, but if she’s the type who squeals at the sight of cute balloon arrangements, then give her one of her own. She’ll display it at home or on her office table until the balloons shrink into oblivion.

Fruit Bouquet

If she’s on a strict diet and the sight of chocolates will make her wince, order a basket or bouquet of fruits instead. There’s even a version where the fruits are carved and arranged to look like flowers.