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Reminds me of the joke about the guy who finds a lamp with a genie, but is told there’s a catch – whatever he wishes for, his mother-in-law gets twice as much.Wish #1: A billion dollarsGranted, but your mother-in-law has 2 billionWish #2: A private tropical island resort, fully stocked and staffed to last me for the rest of my life.Granted, but your mother-in-law has the islands on either side of you.Wish #3: I want you to beat me half to death…

Three Canadians found a lamp, and the Genie agreed to grant each of them one wish. The first man wished to health and prosperity for his family. The second asked if it was possible to build a wall around the province of Quebec, so no foreign influence could sully the pure French culture. The third fellow though for a moment. “This wall – will it be watertight?” The Genie replied that it would. “Good. Fill it with water.”

As a Canadian, I’d like to flag you, but I’m going to hope you disappear instead. I imagine you are a westerner, but if not, shame on you. I love our French neighbours, and I grew up in a French town. My best friend is French. Keep your political opinion to yourself.

About Birdbrains

This high-flying single-panel comic spotlights and savors the foibles, stupidity, and goofiness of our colorful unnatural world. It's all about attitude, as the denizens of Bluemel's realm devote themselves to surviving life's pitfalls, whether nesting in quicksand or coping with the technological advances of the tapeworm. From word play to fowl play, from weirdness in the wilderness, to the irony of iron ore, Birdbrains makes the offbeat seem natural. It's a feature to laugh at: if it makes you think, you're working too hard.