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funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people

Under the Christmas tree next year: a copy of “The Gas We Pass”

In a brief moment of silence at a Christmas celebration, 7-year-old Madyson happened to let one rip. “We all laughed and told her to say ‘excuse me,’” says her cousin, Carrie in Detroit, but instead, the mortified girl ran out of the room. A few minutes later, she returned to fling this note in her family’s general direction.

Well, Madyson, you learned a valuable lesson this Christmas: parents are mean. But getting the hell out of Detroit? That’s actually not a bad idea. (Make a break for it now, and that passing of gas could be the best thing you never did!)

This just in, here on FOX News Network: A young child, Madyson, 7 years old, shockingly set up by Obama and his leftist minions. Falsely accused of passing gas on Christmas! Now what red, white and blue-blooded American who loves pie, pizza and Jesus would cut one on Christmas? Obviously, the Obama team is at it again; piping in rude noises and foul smells into private, God-fearing, American homes. This is a brazen attempt to deflect the American People away from their enjoyment of this Christian holiday. Now back to more fascist oligarchy posing as neo-conservatism.

Poor girl. This is tootally one of those episodes her family will never let her forget. Much like a bad smell, this story’ll hang in the air through years and years of roasts and mashed taters. “Are those brussels sprouts cooking–OR JUST MADELYN???? BWA-HAHAHAHAHHHH.”
*sniff*

“Poor girl”, perhaps, fac. But she kinda brought it on herself. This wouldn’t be half the embarrassing story it’s now destined to become (not to mention it wouldn’t be immortalized here on P-AN) without her drama-queen overreaction to the initial incident.

Why, without her note, I’m sure the fart controversy would have just blown over!

Yes, I respect that. But then I lost it with “becas” instead of “because”. Was she trying to blame the fart on her cousin, Becca? (Oh, I’m sorry, that would be Bycca.) But then I remembered that she is only 7 and thus is allowed to make such mistakes.

The good thing about living in Albany is that there’s no quantifiable difference between regular air and fart air. Break wind as you please here, dog or no dog, Maddy or no Maddy. (I prefer “no Maddy” though; it’s smelly enough here already.)

Unless of course (Nathan!!), you’re right in the middle of that super sexy scene in “The English Patient.” Seriously, we could have PAUSED IT!! Have fun sleeping on the couch, you unsexy stinky.

I’m with you. I’m from a town adjacent to Newark, NJ and it seems that one little riot about 45 years ago just won’t go away from the outside public’s mind.
Bad things happen to good cities, but bad reputations are hard to shake…no matter how much things change.

Visit Newark. Stay at The Gateway Hilton. You’ll be minutes away from Manhattan, and save a bundle. While there, enjoy the shopping. Take in a show at The New Jersey Performing Arts Center and go “down neck” and experience some of the best Spanish and Portuguese food outside of Spain and Portugal.

See Branch Brook Park during the cherry blossom season. A park designed by Frederick Law Olmsted, yes…the same Frederick Law Olmsted who designed New York’s Central Park. Really a spectacular thing to see.
See the sculpture of Abraham Lincoln by Gutzon Borglum, yes…the same Gutzon Borglum who sculpted Mount Rushmore. Touch it and feel the history in and of it. See what it has seen as you gaze over downtown from its lofty perch.

I can’t have firefox for can’t be disclosed reasons. I wanted to complain about stupid video ads (oh the horror, far worse than pop ups) which covers the whole screen and can’t be stopped but I did not. I dreaded and fidgeted about firefox adblock comment and my subsequent explanation to it. It gave me migraine and more. You must torture me with your fancy firefox induced smugness Nahh?

It would be a nice Christmas if my husband would run away when he farts, or just run away and then fart. He blames it on all of the appetisers that go with Christmas, but has no excuse for the rest of the year.