I liked the pork sword in the pub...and as for the DP, the kidney punch can lead to some nasty internal bleeding. You`re safer just going for the back of the head. You might knock her out, but she`ll thank you when she`s not pissing blood for the next three days.

[quote]On 10/1/2007 5:32:02 PM LadyAlathia wrote: The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse). [/quote]

I always thought you punch the lady in her kidney so she will clench up. A punch to the back of the head is liable to knock her out, thus ruining a lovely evening of donkey punches. But maybe I`ve been doing it wrong? Hmmmmm....

(Animal with the sword in its mouth - "Want to swallow my sword baby?")

Update - ok maybe not hundreds per se, so far after watching it 10 or so times I`ve got 63, which makes me strongly think there are "69" in total, that would be appropriate. That means my mind isn`t dirty enough to find the other 6, but given I`ve found 63 that`s obviously nothing to be proud of!

The guy who posted the list missed heaps and heaps, here`s a clue - EVERY single action and bit of dialogue in the thing is sexual innuendo. Every one. For instance, "Hay Rod". Space station docking, balls going in the hole of the 8-ball table, etc. There are HUNDREDS in there "if you look hard enough"

im glad a few people agree with me. it was a fist implying a punch not a open hand that would suggest they ment slap/smack so the had to have been donkey punch win he punched the donkey. he didnt hit it hard but who wants to do something that might piss off a animal that could kill them with a kick wile standing being it. also it was just done as a way to make you think of a sexual act.

spit roast:Verb: to spit roast. A sexual activity involving 3 people, two active males and one passive (male or female). Man 1 pentrates person 2 from the rear (anal or vaginal) while he/she sucks the penis of person 3. Rusty trombone: The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion.

dog in a bath:the act of squeezing ones rooster and balls into the recipients `rusty bullethole`. it is as hard as trying to keep a dog in a bath.

and finally...

The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).