Birds and the Bees

One afternoon a dad was working in the backyard when his young daughter came out and asked him a question. She asked, "Daddy, what is sex?"

The father, was surprised but decided his girl was old enough to know. He explained all about the birds and the bees while his daughter listened terrified. At the end he asked his daughter why she wanted to know.

She answered, "Because Mom said dinner would be done in a couple of secs."