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Zombie Outbreak in Texas!!!

Hail Survivors!

I recently received a very grave -no pun intended- warning from Survivor Miles who I believe may be located in or near Texas. Survivor Miles recently survived a vicious zombie attack, armed with only his wits and hedge clippers. His parents unfortunately were not so lucky.

Survivor of the Month, May 15 2014

Well thanks to an urgent message from Agent RB on this Dragon Moon of the Killer Robots,we prepare to announce once again a Survivor of the Month here at SOS.

Now I don’t know if it was the flurry of Four Million Moon prizes or the SOTM curse, but there was no Survivor of the Month last month. However, we survive! At least so far. The moon is still full…

But barring any unforeseen robot attacks, I’m pleased to announce there will be another Survivor of the Month at moon fall. So to all of you who keep on keeping on against all the odds here at SOS, check back here for the clues as I study the archives and roll them out over the next 24 hours. See if you can guess the next recipient of this dubious ~not to mention dangerous ~ honour…

Guess the Survivor of the Month

1. This Survivor has been keeping on here at SOS for approximately 6,480 hours over the last 10 months.

2. However you may not even have noticed because this Survivor is member of an ancient order whose code requires them to blend in and punishes members who reveal themselves…

3. Is trained as an assassin for peace. A paradoxical set of skills which this survivor has often deployed here on the site in the defence and aid of other survivors. For instance when a human named Andrew came on the site threatening werewolves who wouldn’t agree to turn him…

4. His training – if he is a he, which I think he must be judging by his words to Scarlett Lupa back in October – his training includes dream walking. Those who dare to dream walk with this Survivor will wake up with a certain mark in the shape of a C.

5. Teamed up to help Mary & Jerry9012 to defeat the Dark that rolled in here last September, the dangerous shadow of a Survivor named Blaze.

6. Studies to command the element of fire.

7. Was abandoned at birth by both mother and father and left to fend for himself. A tough beginning to be sure, but this appears to be a tradition for members of his clan.

8. Has great difficulty remembering things from moon to moon and that’s why he writes it all down. Lucky for us, he chooses to file some of these notes with us here on the site.

9. He does not fear death but he does fear resurrection. Or at least the repeated cycle of death and resurrection at the hands of certain beings on the site including Scarlett Lupa. And who can blame him?

10. Collaborated with Mr. Mutt and others last year to fight off the dread Sentinel, asking many key questions that lead to a resolution of that supernatural situation.

11. Seems to appear and disappear through a certain graveyard at midnight. Which graveyard? We don’t know…

12. Helped Reaper investigate Mr. Mutt’s report of 12 mysteriously murdered angels and werewolves in the battle for the Throne of Creation. While the resolution was not entirely resolute, hisinvestigative assistance was greatly appreciated, as is all investigative assistance here on the site.

13. Defends and monitors the Throne of Creation. But can he also repair it?

They are completely safe!
I can assure of that. However they were born of a scythe. So, there is no knowing what powers they might have.
*hands hatter a small cat with red and orange fur, he seems a bit grumpy for a kitten*
Here is combustion, I trust she is in good hands 🙂

I dunno RB last time I excepted a gift connected to magyk *has random flashback* well I just hope combustion never bursts into flames. Oh and who is the male cat in this scenario because odds are a female cat(Penelope) can’t just have kittens at random so who is the male?
By the way I promise I won’t harm this little kitten,

You can download apps on to them directly from iTunes because Penelope was origanum an I Mac before she became a cat.
*hands Urban Squatch a raggedy looking kitten.*
Little cuddles isn’t the prettiest but she sure is the sweetest 🙂

Well Kurogane didn’t ryhme with sorry as well as Charlie so I said Charlie insted.
*hands Kurogane an extremely small black kitten that seems to be shivering somewhat, her eyes are hidden by her tiny eyelids*
Here she is, this one you’ll need to give medicene to.
*hands orange bottle with prescription medication inside*
Just one pill a day and she should grow up big and strong 🙂

Cuddles reaped her first soul! Urban Squatch was quite surprised. Only problem is, now a sasquatch has all the powers and abilities of a reaper without the responsibilities… Oh well, he’s only using her laptop and cat mode and my Lizard/Toaster/Scythe need to train Cuddles before she can truly control her Sycthe form. As of now, I am working on removing the soul from her claws. Probably going to have to uninstall the soulware from her computer form.

Well that’s nice you were dating a Cheshire Cat, me and jarrod the great grandson of the Cheshire Cat in the book will take good care of combustion. Oh and your right cuddles is a cute name, I just hope combustion doesn’t have any Cheshire Cat qualities to her.

A male and female of a species or two different species are needed for breeding to occur, your scythe had a intimate realationship with a Cheshire Cat named simon thus said breeding forced such things as combustion, heart collapse, cuddles, asphiciation, and aneurysm, to come into existence. Oh and how didn’t you know about the delicate nature of breeding you literally brought 1 male and 1 female of every species onto the ark with you thus meaning you had an understanding of this principle