Simple Questions, Stupid Answers

I don’t usually post stuff I get from my inbox, but these are too good not to. Do note that these are actual answers by actual students. This proved that no matter how far our exams are dumbed down, it seems it’s not far enough for today’s pupils. But rather than admit defeat in the face of tricky questions, some decide to take a more creative approach to their answers. After scouring exam papers and speaking to teachers, humorist Richard Benson has collected the worst student howlers in a new book. Conclusion – you won’t know whether to laugh – or cry. Continue for more:

Hmmmmmm…. not sure if i’m missing something here but I don’t know how its funny??? but mariah carey does sing pretty high pitched notes which is probably one of the high frequency noises that a human can make.