Slobstopper: Cos Grownups Can Be Real Gross Too

The low quality promotional pic says it all. Modern adults have such poor eating habits, they down beverages while zipping across a highway, risking ugly spills and possible accidents. On such occasions, an adult-sized bib proves essential. Those people who don’t want crumbs from their glazed donuts all over their pressed suits should seriously consider buying one.

Such is the curse of our mobile age, when people would rather sip boiling hot coffee in the car than just enjoy a warm mug at home.

The Slobstopper comes at an affordable $14.95 and can be purchased at the official site. If you’re gonna buy, might as well get a bunch for those occasions when everyone in the car is wolfing down a bucket of KFC.