Note: Amy Winehouse was originally scheduled as musical guest, but cancelled this and many other scheduled appearances late in the summer.Note: Don Pardo's microphone was turned low for most of the montage, and the technician who adjusted it can be heard talking.

LeBron James' Monologue

Summary: In a parody of his Nike commercial, LeBron James' family members (LeBron James) critique his performance while watching "Saturday Night Live" at home.Bio: LeBron James (1984-). Basketball player; small forward of the Cleveland Cavaliers; nicknamed "The Chosen One" by Sports Illustrated while still in high school.Transcript

Angry Dog

Summary: The high-energy dog food that will transform any family pet into a canine killing machine.Transcript

Summary: New student (LeBron James) on the basketball team is unwilling to join in on the singing until he realizes that it will enable him to get extra-friendly with a naked Gabriella Montez (Maya Rudolph).Transcript

Summary: Following an extended absence, Rob Smigel brings back "The Ambigously Gay Duo." In tonight's episode, Big Head and Dr. Brainio host a fake barbecue with the hopes of framing Ace and Gary for a Port-o-Potty version of the Senator Craig scandal.

Summary: In high school, LeBron James' plans to go to college are scoffed at by the guidance counselor (Jason Sudeikis) who better advises he accept an NBA contract because college is for losers.Note: Major camera snafus when Jason Sudeikis pulls his diploma from the wall. The camera shot turns black, then comes back on Will Forte with Sudeikis' actions visible only in shadow behind Forte's head.Transcript