"Your tattoo says 'hat'?"
"Yeah, it used to say 'hate'. But to increase my chances of employment I had the E removed."
"How's that working out for you?"
"Who doesn't like hats?"

"So when was the last time you hit the road just for fun?"
"Yesterday."
"I'm jealous. Sometimes all I want to do is head west on 20 in a car I can't afford with a plan I don't have - just me, my music, and the road."
"I'd like that, too."

"I said Michael Myers!"
"This *is* Mike Myers."
"It should be the 'Halloween' mask."
"This is a Halloween mask!"
"No, the killer dude from 'Halloween'."
"Oh, you mean Jason."
"No!"

"You rob to support a drug habit, I do drugs to support a robbery habit."
...HAHA, that's a great quote.:)

"This one, they say that listens to the music all the time?"
"I mean, is he retarded?"
"Retarded' means slow. Was he slow?"
"No."
"He had an accident when he was a kid. Still has a hum in the drum. Plays music to drown it out. And that's what makes him the best."