Cookie Monster Made Instantly Terrifying

Well, that certainly taints a few good childhood memories. I’ve always related to the Cookie Monster growing up, as I too, have an innate desire for baked goods, but this is taking things a new level as he’s eating broken glass and human hands in the pursuit of his obsession.

Can anyone read what it says below him there? I can’t read or write cursive, having skipped second grade (true story), but also that’s pretty damn tiny, even when blown up. Any attempted translation would be very helpful though. Also some artist credit would be lovely.

Did they seriously start making Cookie Monster like vegetables now or is that just some horrible internet rumor?

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“Monsterous Cookie Conditions” seems to be the title…

The caption reads… observed in the aftermath of a “Cookie Berserker Binge” (not sure if the word is binge, though) where this normally docile and friendly beast goes into an unstoppable feeding frenzy. People get hurt.

The artist’s name… Blye Cooper… It looks like there is another name below that one as well, but I can’t make it out.

* Aside from a misread (potentially) word or two, I’d say this is pretty accurate.