posted 10-26-2002 03:05 PM PT (US) At my dating site in the religion option there is a catagory called 'Jedi'. Now whenever guys have ticked this I quite often have second thoughts! But here's something for y'all to read (did you like the southern thing I had going there?).

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/

Considering thou, that it actually takes the skills ofJEDI to know the power or presence of another JEDI.---------------------------------------------------Do you practice by swinging pool cues?

Can you roll a pencil back and forth with your mind?

Are you tired of hearing the archaic term "collective consciousness"?

Maybe you sense future happenings at times of peaceful contemplation?

Could you change a database archive to hide an entire solar-systems presence?

Do you "fly" in your active dream states? (and wake up believing it possible!)

Is "Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance" your favorite book?

Can you control the minds of the weak and politicians alike?

Do you hear wise voices from out of the ether, or find yourself reciting in Yodish?

or, Did you lose your lightsaber, and trying to make your way in the Universe without it?

...these are some of the issues facing a JEDI hoping to survive long into this new Millenium!

Jedi are you?? The Force you have?? Training you need!! JEDI yet you are not!!

Getting a light saber, on the other hand, seems like a good idea...all I need is a glow in the dark condom....

(But I ain't gonna get in a light saber fight with no one!!!) [Did you like the southern thing I had going there?! ;-) ]

Gladrial

posted 10-27-2002 04:06 PM PT (US)
While my force is strong I have only hidden entire solar systems a couple of times. I do practice swinging my mop or broom when cleaning sometimes too. I fly in dream states and wake up knowing I can do it. Ok so I do everything on the list. Jedi am I!

Gladrial

posted 10-27-2002 04:07 PM PT (US)
*uses force on Kat to call her to the chat*

BattleAngel

posted 10-28-2002 05:46 AM PT (US)
Ya'll caint use that there Southern thang without gettin' the OK from us here Southerners, right Glad? Goll-Dang it! *rolls up sleeve to smack Ouro and Kat with a switch* Now, you quit yer whinnin'. This is gonna hurt me more than it's a-gonna hurt yous.