Category Archives: On Movies and Media ‘N Shit

I feel a little awkward saying this since my only explanation of the events is of cover up and conspiracy, but the 1987 Warren Beatty/Dustin Hoffman/Elaine May Ishtar is up there with Ghostbusters and few others (on my list). It takes a lotta nerve to have nothing at your age, don’t ya understand that? Most […]

of all the free online dictionaries, i don’t go to thefreedictionary.com because it is so free. somehow it is freer than the other free ones, but i can’t even conceive of how it could be. and for that reason i don’t like it. i don’t trust it because it is so free. if i’m looking […]

The new CERN nuclear accelerator is almost ready to turn on. In one year it will produce enough data to fill a 20 km high tall stack of CR-Rs. One CD-R is about 1.2mm thick. That is about 16,666,666.66 CD-Rs (or about 2,519,379.845 DVD-Rs). We’re gonna fuckin’ figure out this universe in no time! Just […]

After a bit of reflection I have completely changed camps on the fellatio competition issue. I was thinking too narrowly. After a little thought, “fellatio competition” started to sound provincial and unrefined. Now I’m thinking: Sex Olympics. Imagine something grand and cosmopolitan. No one should have any trouble coming up with some possible events. They […]

I saw this article today. Who cares about how many, what gender and what nationality the people are. Doesn’t the world have enough problems without oral sex competitions? That is the take home message here today. It’s like: things are getting bad, people are losing jobs, all kinds of wars and hatred going around, everyone […]

First of all Xavier: Renegade Angel is a animated tv show. It is animated like those little cinematic interludes in computer games (is it called machinima? do people use that term?). They are all 10 minutes long or so. They are from cable television somewhere. The whole show is discombobulated mumbo jumbo that gravitates around […]

This is going to be the second and last post about Keira Knightley. These posts are only nominally about Keira Knightley. She isn’t what we are really talking about here. It is the principle of Keira Knightley that we are really talking about. Now you may ask yourself, “what on Earth is he talking about? […]

First off, I just want to say that Adaptation is one of my favorite movies and I’m sorry if I’m not very charitable to Charlie Kaufman the man in this post. I can identify with his characters, and I am super critical of myself, so it is easy for me to be critical of him. […]

First of all, before I get to the confession, I probably think about this too much, but I have had a hard time trying to figure out what to do with these blogs. Not that I don’t have anything to say, but I had this idea that the content would be somewhat focused. But I […]