We’ve put together a short video of Chan talking about this stuff, sparing you the long segments when he was talking about what a child prodigy he was (in fact, he painted quite an L. Ron-like picture of himself), and boasting about his huge business success and riches. We get you right to the good stuff — your own history as a being in this universe, and how you ended up on this prison planet, as explained by an official Scientology representative speaking at an official Scientology program…