What If You Had An Italian Bank Account? Or A Portuguese Bond?

Though it might yet drag on for weeks, months or even years, Greece's drama
can end in one of only two ways: Continued austerity which consigns its most
vulnerable 50% to an endless "capital D" Depression, or some form of temporary
dictatorship complete with capital controls and wealth confiscation -- and
a then "capital D" Depression. Either way, some of today's Greek kids might
grow up without ever holding a job in a legitimate business. For more details,
see Greece's
hideous choice: More austerity or collapse.

But Greece was never the main story. At best (worst?) it's an illustration
writ small of what's really coming, as the eurozone's bigger weak economies
travel the same road. Italy, Spain, and Portugal will soon need (more accurately
demand) a Greek-style bailout, though with a twist: There isn't enough money
available anywhere to bail out economies of that size sufficiently to allow
them to remain in the common currency union NOR to manage the debt writedowns
that would instantly hit the major European banks if those countries withdraw
from the euro. So whatever Greece does, the real crisis is on its way. Here's a
good Zero Hedge analysis of what comes next.

To understand this convergence of inevitable and imminent, put yourself in
the shoes of an Italian with a local bank account. You're seeing the footage
of Greeks queuing up around the block only to be greeted with "No Money" signs
when they finally reach the ATM. And you're drawing the right conclusion: Get
your money out of the local bank and under your mattress, into a tin can buried
in the back yard, or into a Swiss franc account even at the cost of a negative
interest rate. Later, when Italy has left the eurozone and returned to a much-devalued
lira, those euros/francs will be worth twice as much as they are today.

Or buy gold just in case Italy gets bailed out with a trillion newly-created
euros, causing that currency's value to plunge. Just don't leave it in the
local bank to be confiscated by the government.

All it will take is a few tens of thousands of like-minded Italians, Spaniards
and Portuguese to crash their local banking systems. But why would it be only
that many? Why would anyone with money in those banks, even if they're
far more optimistic than our hypothetical Italian, not empty their accounts
just to avoid the turmoil caused by the pessimists?

And why would anyone lend money to those countries for five or ten years,
which is what you do when you buy one of their bonds? That banks, governments
and hedge funds around the world have gorged on eurozone debt while writing
hundreds of trillions of dollars of derivative "insurance" on them is something
historians will be scratching their heads over for decades.

John Rubino edits DollarCollapse.com and has authored or co-authored five
books, including The Money Bubble: What To Do Before It Pops, Clean
Money: Picking Winners in the Green Tech Boom, The Collapse of the Dollar
and How to Profit From It, and How to Profit from the Coming Real Estate
Bust. After earning a Finance MBA from New York University, he spent the
1980s on Wall Street, as a currency trader, equity analyst and junk bond analyst.
During the 1990s he was a featured columnist with TheStreet.com and a frequent
contributor to Individual Investor, Online Investor, and Consumers Digest,
among many other publications. He now writes for CFA Magazine.