Grocery Store Employee Serves a Sample of Man Jizz to Female Customer

Before you indulge in the free samples available during your next trip to the grocery store, you may want to think twice...

A man working in an Albuquerque grocery store recently pled guilty on the charge of serving a semen tainted sample of yogurt to a female customer.

According to the report, Anthony Garcia admitted to tainting a yogurt sample by putting his own semen on the spoon for said sample, then proceeded to offer it for a woman to try. She took the sample, then immediately spit it out on the floor and used her clothing to clean her tongue and mouth.

Both the spit on the floor and her clothing helped the police find Garcia's DNA to make a this a solid case. The charges of adulterating food and making false statements can carry a sentence of up to three years in prison and three years of supervised release.