A Russian couple walks down a street in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose."I think it's raining," he says to his wife."No, that feels like snow to me, dear," she replies.Just then, a minor communist party official walks towards them."Let's not fight about it," the man says. "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing.""It's raining, of course" Comrade Rudolph says and walks on.But the woman insists, "I know that felt like snow."To which the man quietly says, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

Two hydrogen ions walking down the street.First proton "I've lost an electron"Second proton "Are you sure?"First proton "Yes, I'm positive"

"Pete, it's a fool looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart." Ulysses Everett McGill.Do not send technical questions via personal messaging - they will be ignored.I speak for myself, not Arduino.