List funny experiences you have had involving HTS ranging from: "Funny messages in your inbox, messages on IRC, stuff you dealt with as a staff member (if it applies), et cetera."

Some of mine are:- Getting an article submitted that asked how to do basic 1.- A user on IRC claiming he had secret government information but asking people how to decrypt it.- People getting tricked into saying runescape in #help in IRC due to its an autokick word.

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."-Rick Cook, The Wizardry Compiled