This particular version was adapted from ‘The Hungarian Cinderella Sketch’. This sketch was written by a group of Cub Leaders for a training weekend as one of the evenings entertainments. I was one of those leaders, and played one of the Ugly Gouchos (formally known as ugly sisters).

This sketch is to be done without any emotion or expression at all. The characters should sit in a row:

Audience
FC C UG DJ CP

Stand slowly and lethargically to say the lines once the person before has sat down.
The sketch should be disjointed but not boring and the audience should be one step ahead of you but don’t give anything away.