In 10 days Kingdom Come Deliverance will be released on PC and consoles. I backed the kickstarter over 4 years ago so I'm looking forward to playing it. So I'm hanging around the steam forum for the game and there is some strange ideas about medieval warfare on there.

One is a strange take on oldy we've all heard that medieval weapons weren't very sharp. (Hence the title of the poll question) but this particular versions was strange to quote: medieval weapons were very dull because they didn't have the technology to sharpen them and they were afraid to make them unbalanced.

And so reading that "not even wrong" statement made me think og other similar common miss conceptions like;

Cavalry galloping a km before making contact with the enemy. Soldiers marching with in 10 paces and trading musket volleys. Plate armor being so heavy you can't move unless you're on a horse.

A subset of the above: the Americans beat the British because they hid behind trees and rocks with their rifles while the British marched in lines in the open wearing red coats and carrying muskets. You can apply this to the AWI or the War of 1812; I've heard both.

That if a famous historian says something a war gamer disagrees with, he is wrong.

That there is new insight to be found in any book on Waterloo (Gettysburg, Cannae, Stalingrad…) that features "extensive new research" based on a trunkful of letters found. That publishing a book on the above is improved if published on the 250th anniversary of the event. That sexy lurid titles improve said book 100%. That a book written 50 years can be superseded by "groundbreaking new research".

Bows are "girl's" weapons which makes advantage of their vastly superior dexterity

Bows can be drawn and held indefinitely

You can't draw an arming sword from a right handed scabbard, but you can draw a longsword strapped to your back and put it back with one fluid motion (usually off camera)

You can kill an enemy in plate armour by simply dragging your sword across the surface.

Padded armour is only a tiny step up from wearing a t-shirt.

All pre-gunpowder weapons like arrows and catapult projectiles are either flaming or explode like napalm bombs.

Martial arts were only known in the east, knights in western europe were knuckle-dragging brutes that bludgeoned each other with crude unsharpened swords.

Medieval sword users ALWAYS parried with the flat of the blade.

Japanese swords were made from a magical metal combination that made them much lighter/faster/indestructible than European swords and were so sharp they could cut next Thursday in half.

Rapiers are nothing more than knitting needles with a fancy grip for effeminate pansies. Real men use "Battleswords !" and "Warblades !"

In a fight between a knight in full plate harness with pollaxe, sword and dagger and an unarmoured man with a sword, the unarmed man has a massive advantage in speed/dexterity and mobility and has a 100% chance of owning the knight, barely able to move to any any degree other than a slow and unskilled zombie-like thrashing about.

The lead ball of a musket will blow a hole the size of a basketball in a man-size target.

A "master" with a crude bow made from and old broomstick will always defeat somebody with a "useless" modern weight and pulley bow.

Any curved sword will always "bite" and cut deeper than a straight blade.

Now that in recent years it has been revealed to the wider public that there is a rich tradition of indigenous European martial arts, it's clear they are infinitely superior to the Oriental ones.

The Japanese sword has been debunked as a metallurgically mediocre, overly heavy, much too short shoddy excuse for a sword whose "superior ergonomic" design is purely accidental and is therefore a completely useless weapon.

Romans NEVER cut with their swords, they were primarily stabbing weapons.

Romans ALWAYS cut with their swords, they were utterly useless as stabbing weapons.

Hoplites ALWAYS held their spear up to stab downwards.

Hoplites ALWAYS held their spear to the body for greater control and stronger impact.

Hoplites didn't bother to use their spears, they just engaged in a game of pushing until one side collapsed.

The US concept of the Tank Destroyer was a complete failure, the vehicles were a disaster, unable to take on their intended targets and all this was admitted by almost everyone in writing after the war.

The German concept of Panzerjäger was a complete success, allowing the use of older tank hulls to create highly effective combat vehicles that slaughtered Allied vehicles by the thousands and is seen as the perfect example of Teutonic efficiency.

Almost no German tank was destroyed in combat, most were destroyed by their own crews when they broke down, usually after single-handedly defeating an entire armoured division.

Sherman tanks never broke down.

Tank upgrades are only good if they concern gun firepower and armour thickness, stuff like extra spring-loaded escape hatches, better and more vision slots or improved ergonomics are worthless in a straight fight.

Tanks engaging each other in combat always did so like dueling knights, fighting head-on exchanging shots until one of them was defeated.

French always attacked in column, the British always fought in lines.

Horses make for great battering rams, able to smash through castle doors, hurl themselves through metalled doors without even a second thought to their safety.

Fire can't hurt you if it only touches you for more than a minute, just standing behind a pole will avoid you getting incinerated by a flamethrower.

An entire generation of generals, military commanders and other officers were all universally incompetent in the years between 1914 and 1918.

Field Marshalls sat in luxurious chateaux during the Great War when they should have been in the trenches, actually leading the charge and doing something useful instead of sipping champagne and ordering millions to their deaths.

This weapon, if it had been available or available in larger numbers or available sooner would automatically have won the war because the enemy would have been utterly unable to come up with an answer.

German tanks ran on diesel which made them impossible to set on fire.

All destroyed German tanks you see on photos were blown up by their own crews, they were never defeated in combat.

People until last Thursday were vastly more stupid and ignorant than us today, we have a far greater understanding today than at any other point.

We now have a clear and perfect understanding of history that previous generations didn't have due to all their cultural prejudices and societal stupidity.

I can declare any historical fact as false because one can claim history is always re-written by the victors and independent verification is therefore impossible.

Saw this in the Avanti ad here … and I think many believe the WWII Italians were not very good soldiers, etc., … But I don't believe that is entirely true …

With their equipment outclassed by the enemy's, the Italian soldier had no choice but to substitute bravery for technology. Despite British propaganda that painted the Italians as cowardly and easily defeated, the Italians fought well and bravely, and won many victories that were attributed to the Germans (and were even blamed for German defeats that they had no part in!). Avanti reflects this in the way the Italians are portrayed.