Scrapbook your favorite WAR screenshots to disturb house guests the next time you have a dinner party.

Cut in line.

Listen to the main Warhammer theme until it’s so burned into your brain that you can’t stop hearing it even when the game is shut off to the point where you hum it in your sleep and start going slowly mad and are unable to function in normal society and they have to take you away to an asylum and you’re STILL not done with the queue.

I was actually able to exercise number 4 last night due to the hour long queue on Phoenix Throne last night. Number 1 rarely works for me – if I try to annoy my friends with queue updates they usually update me on how much fun they’re having taking a keep, etc. without me.

WAAAGH! is a Warhammer Online blog written by Syp, a casual-hardcore player, and is dedicated to chewing the fat about WAR's various features, the culture, the news and how Orcs can eat with such a pronounced underbite.