Fifty Shades of Grey Now Officially Less Risqué Than a Children's Book

According to the American Library Association's complaints file.

The American Library Association released its list of the books people complained about the most in 2013, and Fifty Shades of Grey is surprisingly not the book that got library-goers the most hot and bothered (via The Hollywood Reporter). What could be more scandalous than Fifty Shades, you ask? Children's book The Adventures of Captain Underpants, by Dav Pilkey. Apparently, words such as "pee-pee," "poopy," and "wedgie" are far more troublesome to many readers than lines like, "I want to fuck your mouth, Anastasia."

Fifty Shades actually didn't even crack the top three, coming in fourth behind Toni Morrison's The Bluest Eye and Sherman Alexie's The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian. The Hunger Games made the list at number five, though not because of the parts where children brutally murder other children on live television for a nation's enjoyment. Nope, people didn't like that one because of its "religious viewpoint." America, land of the free, and home of at least a few people who still write angry letters to librarians.