Hi there, I'm Mathew and I hate shopping for jeans.

Unlike women's pants, men’s pant sizes are measured in inches. You would think that "measurement" corresponds to the exact size of the waist, but unfortunately it doesn't.

I've always found men's jean sizes to be really inconsistent. For me, jean shopping involves taking stacks of different sizes into a tiny, warm, poorly lit dressing room, where I struggle to get in and out of each pair. Plus, I'm sort of picky and prefer a snug waist, but room in the legs, which is why I opt for regular rise/non stretch jeans. Oh, how I wish jean sizes were easier so I could order a decent fitting pair online.

Consider this example: My waist currently measures in at around 34 inches, but my favorite pair of pants are labeled with a 31-inch waist measurement? Pretty confusing, right? Like, where did those extra three inches come from?

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And how am I supposed to know which number to go with when I need to buy my next pair of pants?

As a person who would love to find a more painless pant-shopping experience, I decided to get to the bottom of this discrepancy among sizes.

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• I’d visit as many different men’s jean retailers as possible in an afternoon, trying on the same waist size at each (32). My goal would be to look for discrepancies just in the waist size, not necessarily paying attention to length, etc.

• I would avoid anything labeled “stretch,” and instead go for regular rise/straight cut jeans, tying to be as consistent as possible.

• I'd try on two different washes at each retailer, ideally a dark and a light wash.

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Let's start with the pants that had a larger fit.

H&M (Dark Wash)

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I would definitely need a belt for these dark wash H&M jeans.

Guess (Dark Wash)

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These fit more like a 33 or 34. I wasn't swimming in them, but there was no flattering snugness in the rear, if you know what I mean.

Guess (Light Wash)

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Guess's sizing between washes was actually pretty similar. I know, who would have guessed?

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Now for those that were just a little too big.

Old Navy (Light Wash)

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Not terribly loose, but too loose for my taste.

Calvin Klein (Dark Wash)

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Like ¾ of an inch too much.

Uniqlo (Dark Wash)

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Again, another dark wash that was too big on me!

Express Men (Dark Wash)

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Starting to notice a trend?

Levi’s (Dark Wash)

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Yup! For the most part darker washes consistently fit more loosely than their lighter alternatives.

Calvin Klein (Light Wash)

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Both of the Calvins I tried ran a little loose, but there wasn't necessarily a huge difference between the fits.

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Here are the jeans that actually fit me!

Forever 21 (Dark Wash)

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I wasn't expecting that great of a fit from some of the less expensive brands like Forever 21 or Mossimo, but these dark wash jeans surprised me. The fit was fabulous!

Banana Republic (Dark Wash)

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Not only was the lighting good in the Banana Republic dressing rooms, but their jeans had a legit 32 fit.

Banana Republic (Medium/Light Wash)

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And the different washes at Banana Republic both fit pretty similarly.

H&M (Medium/Light Wash)

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I found the biggest discrepancy among washes of the same brand at H&M. Seriously, the darker wash jeans were huge, while the medium wash, on the other hand, fit nicely!

Levi’s (Light Wash)

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The lighter Levi's definitely had a tighter fit, which was again, a trend among most of the brands.

Express Men (Light Wash)

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Also noticeably smaller fit than the darker wash.

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Too snug for comfort!

Forever 21 (Light/Medium Wash)

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Although the dark wash jeans at Forever 21 fit hella well, the lighter wash version was a little too snug for me.

Old Navy (Dark Wash)

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The difference between washes at Old Navy was almost as drastic as H&M.

Uniqlo (Light Wash)

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Oh no, starting to see a minor muffin top!

Mossimo (Dark Wash)

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Getting kinda difficult to put my finger in the waistband.

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Trying on these jeans did nothing for my ego.

Mossimo (Light Wash)

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Unfortunately both of the brands I found at Target (Mossimo and Wrangler) were super tight.

Wrangler (Dark Wash)

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Especially the Wranglers, which I had actually thought would fit rather loosely because of their rugged reputation?

Topman (Medium/Light Wash)

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Oh Topman. Such an uncomfortable experience. First of all, trying to find jeans that weren't labeled "stretch" was difficult. Then, squeezing into these too-tightly fitting jeans was not so enjoyable.

Wrangler (Light Wash)

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We've reached full muffin top.

Topman (Dark Wash)

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Yikes... Damn you, Topman!

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1. Men's jean sizes are super inconsistent. Like, even more so than I'd expected.

Check out the difference between the snuggest (Topman) and loosest (H&M) jeans I tried on:

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Am I wrong in thinking size 32 jeans SHOULDN'T fit that differently?

2. Even among the same brand, slight differences in washes or styles can also make a dramatic impact on sizing.

With the exception of Old Navy, practically all of the darker washes I tried on fit more loosely than their lighter counterparts.

The best-fitting jeans I tried on were these Forever 21 dark wash jeans, which had me feeling rather... on point.

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Trying on a good-fitting pair of jeans made me feel hot, momentarily putting my insecurities at bay. If every pair of jeans I tried on fit like this then I wouldn't dread shopping for them nearly as much as I do.