Well, we're glad to know that Snooki's pregnancy and The Situation's sobriety haven't changed EVERY aspect of the upcoming season of Jersey Shore!

That's right, our beloved guidos and guidettes, who are filming the sixth season of the reality series, were involved in a MASSIVE brawl at a Seaside Heights bar last night, and while the castmembers are claiming their involvement was due to self-defense, two of the victims are planning to press charges against them AND MTV!

According to sources at the Bamboo Bar,JWoww, Pauly D, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and The Situation were all on hand, and eventually escorted out, after drunken taunting escalated into a GTL edition of Mortal Kombat!

A witness describes:

"It started as a small fight, then turned into a massive brawl. Jenni's boyfriend beat up a few guys, Pauly knocked some guy out, [and] Ronnie [and] Sitch were all there as well, fighting off guys. Jenni sprained her ankle."

Ouch! But what caused all of this?

According to two men involved, Justin Viterito and Devon Chichele, they were merely victims of circumstance, as members of the Shore crew started pushing them, and when they retaliated, a bouncer put the former in a headlock so Ronnie could punch him in the face!

They were then taken out of the bar, and now plan to sue everyone involved, including the bar, as they claim the activity is encouraged for ratings!

However, according to our reality heroes, the two were taunting them all night and even though security tried to make them leave, they refused and got into the face of JWoww's boyfriend and Pauly D's friend! Ultimately, the cast got involved when one of them threatened to "knock them out" and took a swing at Pauly D!

Good lord! Nutso!

We're just glad our beloved Snooki Snickers wasn't involved!

But honestly - what good would a season of Jersey Shore be without at least ONE epic blow-out?

Despite the press hysteria on the internet and "lawyer" talk by the bar patrons, it is likely an open-and-shut case here and the winner is MTV. When MTV films somewhere for Jersey Shore, EVERYONE who enters the venue "set" signs a multi-page, liability waiver. So, if you want to go into The Shore Store, you sign a waiver and have your picture taken holding your waiver form. If you want to go into Karma, you sign a waiver and have your picture taken holding your waiver form. I expect that is also what happens at filming sessions at Bamboo. (Previously, we saw an example of the liability waiver form that Ronnie's fight victim signed back a few seasons on the Seaside Heights boardwalk because he was also at a nighttime filming for Jersey Shore at Karma.) The waiver provides total insulation for any injury - including death - forever. ( Even if the cast DID start or participate in a fight, the cast, crew and MTV are protected by these waivers. However, it's free publicity for the bar patrons and their lawyers. Even local shore people like their 15-minutes of fame. Watch!

Re: Al Motorola – I appreciate your comment but I am trying to imagine the person sitting at home watching this butt hair crap. I get the first few seasons, everyone looks at the bearded lady , well now it is beyond pathetic…but now one of their "whores" whose vocab (english) is as good as a croation baby, who is even depressed enough about their life to tune in?

Omg I have NEVER used the word Douche , but unhip MTV (who pays the talent but not the folks who has to film direct and make up storlines for these uninteresting trainwrecks. Oh and Douche ( I used to think a disgusting term) could not be more descriptive…Though they are not as Douchey as the KKK's dashians

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