Kids Uncensored

A little while back, I asked you on Twitter and Facebook “what is the funniest thing you’ve ever heard a kid say?”

Here are your responses, uncensored and unedited, all just as innocent as the children who said them! More than 900 responses came in. Plenty to last us for at least a “few” yearsposts here on Single Dad Laughing.

A kindergartner told me that her grandma was a magician for a living. I asked about it and she said “Yes, she started because of the eyes in the back of her head and has been into magic ever since.” She was wide-eyed and dead serious.

“I almost died. Next time, I’ll hold it.”

“Mommy, you have big pimples and I have little pimples” my son said as he pointed to his chest.

Dan Pearce is an American-born author, app developer, photographer, and artist. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. It's an incredible community of people just being real and awesome together!