The primary goal of this site is to provide mature, meaningful discussion about the Vancouver Canucks. However, we all need a break some time so this forum is basically for anything off-topic, off the wall, or to just get something off your chest! This forum is named after poster Creeper, who passed away in July of 2011 and was a long time member of the Canucks message board community.

Why do the Norwegians put birth control pills in the washer fluid?Because then the windshield wipers don't need any rubber.

How can you see a Norwegian has borrowed your laptop?There's liquid paper on the screen.

Holy shit that was lame!

My cousin is married to a Norweigan, he's actually a lot like you. Thoughtful, polite, and BORING AS FUCK. I sparked up a joint on the porch at a dinner party five years ago and he looked like someone had a heroin rig dangling out of their arm.

I'm convinced there are no cool people whatsoever in Scandinavia.

Cowards die a thousand times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.

Why do the Norwegians put birth control pills in the washer fluid?Because then the windshield wipers don't need any rubber.

How can you see a Norwegian has borrowed your laptop?There's liquid paper on the screen.

Holy shit that was lame!

My cousin is married to a Norweigan, he's actually a lot like you. Thoughtful, polite, and BORING AS FUCK. I sparked up a joint on the porch at a dinner party five years ago and he looked like someone had a heroin rig dangling out of their arm.

Why do the Norwegians put birth control pills in the washer fluid?Because then the windshield wipers don't need any rubber.

How can you see a Norwegian has borrowed your laptop?There's liquid paper on the screen.

Holy shit that was lame!

My cousin is married to a Norweigan, he's actually a lot like you. Thoughtful, polite, and BORING AS FUCK. I sparked up a joint on the porch at a dinner party five years ago and he looked like someone had a heroin rig dangling out of their arm.

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'

The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?

The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.' The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?' The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.

The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'

The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'

By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question .The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'

My cousin is married to a Norweigan, he's actually a lot like you. Thoughtful, polite, and BORING AS FUCK. I sparked up a joint on the porch at a dinner party five years ago and he looked like someone had a heroin rig dangling out of their arm.

More than 40% of Canadian kids age 11,13 and 15 polled reported to have used cannabis in the last twelve months! The corresponding figure for Sweden was less than 5%. No figure availablefor Norway.

Smoking weed may be socially accepted in parts of North America, but in Scandinavia (outside of Denmark) it's not.The only people who do it here are addicts, and the odd 20-something returning home after having lived in North America for some time. Thus the expression on his face.

Yeah I highly doubt that. By addicts you must mean hard drug addicts, and hard drug addicts don't have cash to blow on herb... especially if it's rare, and therefore more expensive, in your awful little country.

Maybe you're just a giant dork even by the dorky standards of Sweden and therefore don't know any people who smoke weed... thus giving you the impression it's something only used by "addicts".

Cowards die a thousand times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.