Help shut down DLP!

I have taken the time to write up this petition to help the masses of Fanfiction writers who find their work flamed on the sinful site \"Darklordpotter.net\". We writers who work without sleep, without spell checking, and without a care to sentence structure or grammar checking. We do this, and those sinful bastards at DLP force us into week long depressions at every review.
Well we shall show them, let us take back the internet with this petition to shut down DLP! With this important step we will work tirelessly to make sure those heathens never make others feel bad again!
Most of all however, we do this for the lulz. Now let us sign this petition, for glory, for fanfiction writers everywhere, for the lulz!
-JohnThePyro