A great zen teacher came up to Billy-Bob Gautama and said, “I know that today is your birthday, thus I intend to give you a gift. I give you greatest gift there is: nothing.” Billy-Bob said, “And the greatest state … Continue reading →

A student approached Billy-Bob Gautama and said, “Goat, did you ever think about getting married?” “Thought about it,” said Billy-Bob. “Well,” said the student, “how come you didn’t do it?” “It’s like this,” said Billy-Bob. “The first woman I thought … Continue reading →

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What do you want with these special Jewish pains? I feel as close to the wretched victims of the rubber plantations in Putamayo and the blacks of Africa with whose bodies the Europeans play ball… I have no special corner in my heart for the ghetto: I am at home in the entire world, where there are clouds and birds and human tears.