Good Morning!Yesterday in my house was awesome.....Thank you Lord!What's up?Let me wish you a good start in the day as you go about with your hustle.....I have learnt something in the last two days and that is ''Good and bad do not last forever so make the best of whichever comes your way''.My Bambinos told me last night that they have forwarded their ''Christmas WISHES'' via whatsapp to me and cos of this i have not even looked at my messages...LOL...I see on the top of one list 'New Samsung.....''...Na wah...The best times to gift your kids anything is when they are still small,whatever you give is appreciated,once they become teens,my dear forget am oooooh.I love to talk about kids,its just me...I hope my chitty chats Blesses you and makes you laugh as you read them..........You reading this,I know you want me to say something to address that thing itching you but I am so sorry but i wont.........ich kann nicht und ich will nicht!!!Today is Anonymous night post due to popular demand! *wink*..Please PA;Please remind me before its dusk,inugo?Do they sell 20k phones in Nigeria?what type?Brand new or used?I have a reason for asking!Kisses to you all Ojare!!!

So, my friend who just moved to Lagos needed an accomodation. The agent took her to a particular estate to show her different houses. So let's say most of the apartments she wanted cost averagely #500k (not real price), however, she got to a very similar apartment which cost over 50% more, let's say #750k.

She exclaimed and asked why the hike for a similar house, the agent pointed at the opposite gate and said, "Madam, you no know who dey live for there? Na Rita Dominic oh, everyday once you open gate, na her face you go dey see"😂

Lmao, I've not heard anything this funny in my life, what!!!!! Lagos people, is that how you people use to do? I'm not understanding oh, what does one gain living beside a celebrity? Do they dash money, jobs, husbands/wives, connection? Someone that might not even give you a free ride if they see you walking under the sun sef 😏.

I wonder if the real owners of the houses know this rule or it's the agents and their mentality sef 🙄. Would you hike the price of your house if you owned one near a celeb?

31. Intuition counts: Your judgement is important, but your intuition supercharges your judgement. Intuition is data from your subconscious mind, based on your past experiences and patterns in life. It can arise spontaneously when you are called on to make a decision or need information.

32. Please yourself first: Pleasing others for approval and acceptance might feel good in the short term, but eventually, you will lose yourself and feel resentful. Please yourself first and give to others based on conscious choice, not the desire for approval or feelings of guilt.

33. Self-honesty is freedom: When you are in denial about something, you are blinding yourself to the truth. Even if the truth is temporarily painful, it will ultimately set you free. Be radically honest with yourself so you can live authentically.

34. Perfection is boring: Perfection is unattainable, and the pursuit of it makes us boring. It is our differences, our foibles, and our imperfections that connect us to humanity and make us real.

35. Serving creates meaning: If you want meaning in your life, start with serving others. Find a way to make a difference, even a small difference, and your life will feel purposeful.

36. Little things matter: It's not the big wins, the great accomplishments, or your status in life that really count. It's the accumulation of little things — the quiet moments in nature, special time with your kids, seeing the smile on your spouse's face when you walk in the door. Pay attention to these things.

37. Learn forever: There is so much to learn and explore in our very short lifetimes. Take advantage of learning every single day.Challenge yourself to acquire a new skill, read something different, take a class. Learning keeps our minds engaged and sharp, even into old age.

38. Aging happens: Our bodies age. It is a truth we can't avoid. You can manage to age well by doing the best with what you've got. Beyond that, do your best to let it go. Enjoying life is the best antidote to getting older.

39. Marriages change: The person you married will change over time. You will change over time. Hopefully, you will change in the same direction or come to love the changes in the other person. Don't let these changes take you by surprise. If the changes start to pull you apart, take action as soon as possible to heal the rift.

40. Worry is worthless: Worry is useful only if it leads directly to a solution. But the very nature of worry implies that it doesn't. You worry about “what ifs” that aren't real, and the worry itself creates stress and physical symptoms that cause real reason for angst. Learn how to manage your worry thoughts.

Throw that thing away o. Are you planning to let bacteria breed on your face. I thought the lifespan of over-night rice water was 2 days if refrigerated. You that kept it for one whole month, are you afraid to even look at it?? Wonders

Chai some people can keep malice oIn those days, I kept malice with a neighbour for over ten years. One day when I came back from a long journey, she was sitting outside the building, she saw me and screamed 'D'Royalty is back, she is back!' shinning her teeth like a roasted goat head.

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I no even do like say I see am. Chai! I later started responding to her. Now I fight you and 'so isokuso si e', the next day, I greet you, if you like don't answer.

Hmmmm, na so Sonia la catena dey preach. Wey edey na? Let everyone wear their bata as dia leg reach. Na una wey dey inside know as the thing different for una.If malice dey 'epp you control your mouth as you kuku lock up, then do am.E get d one wey some of una dey see for una marriage wey fit make pesin keep malice with himself sef.

Beloved, David danced to appreciate God because he knew he was a winner. I pray for you this morning and beyond that whatever makes you happy and dance for joy will not make you cry. Everything that gives you hope and peace of mind for better tomorrow will not be taken away from you. All that makes you gallop and leap for joy heaven will retain for you. The Lord will preserve all that makes you thank Him all the days of your life and increase more of His grace and blessings that will make you be what you are destined to be in Jesus mighty name (Amen).good morning

While you were away Isaac the card seller has left the blog for reasons best known to him. Mc pinky stella's favourite son collected giveaway and vamoosed. Stella is being gossipped by bvs in a fFacebook group. Beggars association just increased and you know why? It's xmassssss😀. Meanwhile ladybug is having a hot time by trolls here.

Say which hi to them. We are showing them pepper there. I noted 3 diff groups made up of 80% of cosmetics,online shops,bakers. Because You didn't advertise for one like that she carry your husband matter for head

Please tell 9mobile to pay us, contract staff. It's not fair na. Since 25th we've not been paid.Is there no law protecting contract staff in this country??Every other person's have been paid, except for contract staff.God dey.

Please dearest bvs come to my aid,I just put to bed and my neck,back and tummy are so black while my face is my normal light chocolate color, please what cream can I use to lighten the very dark parts as soon as possible, I was contemplating caro white but I'm scared of using hydroquinone on my body

Congratulations. Why dont you allow your body to settle and let nature work on your body first. At least concentrate on the baby for now. I've never had a baby but my sister who does normally get her body back in like 3 months though her tummy gets massaged.

Hello Sweet chocolate, you just put to bed right? Just give it time, your complexion will return to normal. Please don't bleach. When I delivered, my tummy was so dark ,darker than coal, I cringed each time I looked at it. Now it's even fairer than my face and I used Musk moisturising lotion.

Buy fresh tumeric root and grate it.squeeze it the juice. Heat up veg oil And put the tumeric and heat too. Add limestone powder in it and rub.you could use tumeric powder if you do not have he fresh one.I think my mum also added snake oil for me.its what I used when I gave birth.alternatively,ask local women in the market.they will help you.The downside s that it will stain your clothes and baby's clothes it give it one month max you will be glowing. Me could not continue due o the color stains.

Haaaaaa, I love heels more than I can explain.As in, if my bathroom slippers can be heels, I will be soooooo happy.

Az in, I was born to wear heels.

I wish I could teach you, by the time I'm through with you ehn, you wii be doing splits,jumping jacks and dancing in them sef.

Sometimes, when I get back home and I'm barefoot I unconsciously still walk about on my toes as if I'm wearing heels. Only when my fam start laughing, then I snap out of it... only to unconsciously do it again.

Chai, if I were abroad, sebi I would have now done side business as a high heel walking trainer??

My baby is a year old today. I'm grateful to God for counting me worthy to gift me with a genius with an IQ so high. Today is not for complaints but for thanks.

So my baby saw a cock yesterday and was pointing at it and mumbling. Normally,i talk and call names of things as we stroll just to engage her brain. Was it awkward for me that I pointed at the cock and was repeating the name to her yet I felt somehow cos cock as an animal has now been used in another term. Na wah

Today we will be dancing and singing playing indoors.Good morning yard people

I just tire for the new meaning of some words. We avoid words like gay, cock, screw, pussy etc because the definition has changed. I remember the day I said "I'm gay", to looks I got was like I said the most abominable thing. Something we were taught in primary school to mean happy,we even sang it in poems. Or was it the day my niece said "I like it raw". She was referring to fresh tomatoes but the horror in our faces when she said it left the little girl confused.

Lol.. I understand your situation. Days ago, I was reading with my 5yr old son. We were preparing for exams and I told him to tell me 10words with 'ick'. It was in his book, so we had to practice. He said kick, thick, prick , dick,.. Chai.. I just wanted him to skip the rubbish and move on. Then to be sure the words exist, he would ask me the meaning. When he said'mummy what is dick? ' I told him to go ask daddy since Daddy knows everything and I went to the kitchen.

Pls can anyone recommend good soap and cream for my kids? They were using cetaphil moisturizing lotion but seems I got the fake one and I want to stop buying here till I travel. Any other good one puleeesss!

Good morning everyone. Stella, it’s so true about kids wants getting more experience as they turn teens. Chei, l remember those days of buying small plastic cars and motorcycles for five dollars. My Son now asks for iPhone X or Apple fitness watch. Chei!! I asked him if l have it. He told me we are different and that’s his wish list for Christmas. I de here de look.Wish you all a Blessed and fruitful day. Make l go sleep.

Some of us only find closure by dishing out advices that we are guilty of. Don't disregard any advice you get just because the person dishing it is guilty of it. Don't you know by acknowledging the advice you'v granted the person the closure that they want. Stella you've not given us hubby's cake yet oo.

Good Morning lovely people. May Santa locate me in this season of love. My birthday is in two weeks time (21st), I know i haven't gotten all in life but my today is better than my yesterday. Nice day all.

Good morning everyone on abroad guy...I met this one and we have been chatting since Early November. He calls and all. He called as he was about leaving Atlanta to London then come over to Lagos. I'm just for the money.If I go and he doesn't give me good money I will swear for him. A girl has to survive biko. I don't have a dime on my name. I know this is wrong but I will have to do it

@ Whatever, maybe you should organise yourselves and do a protest and demand for santa post. When you guys are ready, I will help you with placards.

Marvel, mbok nsido nwaniba? Is it the name of a town?

KidjoEdo is dry jare, I wonder how Christmas will be over there. I have been there several times during my days in a FMCG company.

Maybe I should remain in Lagos. This one that there will be SDK Christmas party. I will slay to that parry mehn! Sweet mama.I will tell SDK to write my name boldly on my face when the pictures are posted on the blog.

I am tired of keeping my hands crossed. That's what the gynaecologist said. 9 days late now. BFN, no symptoms, the cramping has stopped. Abi its infection ni? Burning sensation while urinating. I'll have to treat infection.

Good morning people, Harmattan just touched down in lagos!!!!😁😁😁😁. Though its yet to gather momentum, I can already feel the weather.My dry skin go hear am, let me go find a good lip balm.

So I saw another video on IG of a young man who attempted kidnapping a young girl for ritual purposes. I dont just understand this sudden trend of ritual killings, kidnapping and even Adultnapping. May God keep our kids and family members we shall not fall victim IJN

I used to dislike ur person on this blog but your comment yday about ladybug earned my admiration. It shows ure not afraid to speak up. Kudos. Im sure they must have added u to the list but dont worry i gat ur back

let me perch here. Oh God I thank you for my mom oh, she woke up happy. she was even dancing during morning devotion because they just paid them, all these pension people. The money is not big oh but it's something

My faith has been steadfast and I believe God will turn things around for me at this 11th hour. Then boom, yesterday evening I got a text response on the proposal I submitted at an office, the wife of the boss has decided to do the supply instead of hiring me and making deposit!!! I was so disappointed last night & scared at this bad news, that I cried so much, in fact I practically lost hope!!! Luckily, my mum talked some sense into me and I'm assured of God's faithfulness. Why do people like to take food out of the mouth of other people or think they can handle everything on their own? She has looked through the proposal and concluded she can handle the supply after stealing my ideas. It's so not fair. I haven't lost hope Sha and I trust God will work everything in my favor. I also pray that the remaining places I have submitted will come out positively in Jesus name,amen. Please guys put me in your prayers.

That is Nigeria today. A lot of inexperienced people collect contracts they can't execute. It's very rampant to see wives take over contracts. I nearly got a business dealto supply 200 bottles of zobo drink last week. One queen of Persia withheld my blessing because according to her, she can also do it. This is a wealthy woman with a good job o greed did not let her leave the little contract I was to get from her husband. One thing I know is that what is meant for me will not pass me by. A better deal will come. Allure, a better deal will come, ok?

So on Sunday night, DH and I were carried away and he had to cum inside me. Prior to now, we do withdrawal method. We have the number of children we want and can cater for already.

My issue now is, I searched everywhere for Postinol buy was told it's no longer in the market and the pharmacies do not have any substitute.

Dear BVs please help me on what to do. Both of us don't want another baby now. It was just a mistake. In fact it was my mistake. I was about climaxing when he wanted to withdraw, so I shoved it back in and sat on it. I just need help. Doctors in the house. I can't abort. I have never done it.