10. Babes are always kissing you because they think you'll turn into a prince. 9. Flies in your soup are a bonus. 8. You're above toads on the food chain. 7. Green goes with absolutely everything! 6. Pond Scum is a term of endearment. 5. Most restaurants have a "no croaking" section. 4. Amphibians are at a minimum risk of appearing on Geraldo. 3. You can scratch hard to reach places with your tongue. 2. You can donate your body to science for big bucks! 1. It sure beats being a newt.

One frog says to another: -Are you indisposed? And the other answers: -No!!! Why are you always asking me that? The first frog says: -You always look so green!!...