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Speaking of Frank Ocean, Madonna named him when asked "Can you name one gay guy you wish you could turn straight?" (Frank Ocean has never come out as "gay," per se.) Disappointingly, Madonna answered very Kathy Griffinly when asked, "if you were a gay man, would you be a top or bottom." "i am a gay man," she said. It was a stupid answer to a stupid question — every one knows Madonna is a top, regardless of her sexuality or gender identity.

My takeaway, my a-ha moment (if you will) resulting from reading Madonna's AMA, is the knowledge that one can make out while wearing a grill. "Have you tried making out with the grills on?" said someone. "yup it works," is how Madonna imparted her experience and wisdom.