When there's a person-shaped sweat stain on the pavement in front of your apartment.
You get out of your vehicle after a 4 hour drive and your mother says you look like you got mugged.
Your front hall closet involves more fluids than the average gangbang.
You have a back seat, but really you only have a little person storage compartment in your trunk.

When you wait for it to snow so that you can finally park up by the front door at work -- on top of the snow banks made by the snow plow.

When you make your wife (who could give a rat's butt) stay in the Jeep to see how well it climbs up the snow bank. Only to have her slip and fall when getting out of the Jeep - and then you ask her "how does it look from down there?"

When you spend that same night in garage with the Jeep - wishing you hadn't made that last comment....

When you offer your young son the choice of having the F150 Super Crew or the Jeep as his first ride, and he goes over and gives the Jeep a hug.

When the guy at work with the shiny new Sahara 4-door JK (with a ton of money in his new lift, wheels, and tires) wants to go for a ride in your Jeep.

When you're planning your next biking/camping trip that's going to be over 2K miles in driving away - and you have to argue with your wife as to why you want to take the Cherokee instead of the new truck (that you bought just for such trips).