R1:Cindy (B): By popular request, AXE Body Spray has released a cologne inspired by Vladimir Putin. The scent is strong & unapologetic & comes in a bottle shaped like a ___________.G: HORSETituss & Jane: TRUMPSasheer & Rick: HORSEDarrell: PECTORAH’S MUSCLEConstance: PENISJerred: Kelly said “I think my boyfriend got the wrong idea when I asked him to bring some toys to bed. Last night, we ended up in a threesome with me, him & __________.”G: A BARBIE DOLLTituss & Constance: BARBIESasheer: G.I. JOEDarrell: RAMBOJane: OTHER BALLSRick: BALLS

R2:Jerred (A): Having won everything in the Olympics already, Michael Phelps is trying his hand as a stripper. Soon he’ll be good enough to compete for exotic dancing’s top prize, the golden _________.G: POLE DANCERSasheer: PUMPDarrell: RONJane: POLERick: RODCindy: I went to a bar w/ Helen Keller- we had a great time laughing & sipping cocktails, but things took a turn for the worse when she started playing __________.G:DARTS (Darrell Really Said: CHARADES)

R1:Brian (B): Geriatric Gerry married a 22-yr.-old woman. On the way to their honeymoon, they put a “Just married” sign on their car; on their way home, his wife changed it to “Just _________”.G: WIDOWEDTituss & Jane: DIEDSasheer & Darrell: WIDOWEDRick: BURIEDConstance: FINISHEDSharla: The Kama Sutra has created a new position in honor of Tom Cruise called “Position: Impossible”- it’s when you make love hanging from a _________.G: PLANETituss: HELICOPTERSasheer & Constance: CEILINGDarrell: CHANDELIERJane: SKYSCRAPERRick: BUILDING

R2:Brian (B): Awkward Andy was so awkward, he wrote his crush on a valentine that said “Roses are red, ravens are black, I’m totally broke, so here’s a picture of my ______”.G: CRACK- MATCHED EVERYBODY ELSE EXCEPT FOR CONSTANCE (she wrote BACK)Sharla: The event the music world has been waiting for is finally upon us- Willie Nelson is going on tour w/ Mick Jagger. The duo will strut their way across the country as The Rolling ______.G: STONESSasheer & Rick: STONEDTituss, Darrell & Jane: STONERSConstance: JOINTS