Tuesday, March 29, 2005

St. Peter's Bad-ass-ica

Oh, you’ll hear plenty of arguments for replacing this Pope with just another dumb ol’ regular Pope, or a super-efficient Robopope, or the unearthly tidal pull of the Moon Pope. All lies and dross! Only Giblets can complete the circle. Only Giblets can drag mankind to salvation as Pope Giblets the First! Behold the new Gibletsian papacy!