After Stephen Merchant’s Newcastle commercial debuted, in which he wondered: What would it be like if Britain had won the Revolutionary War — some people weren’t too happy with Newcastle for suggesting that our great nation could be improved if it were say, under the dictatorship of another country. So on behalf of Stephen Merchant and Newcastle, Elizabeth Hurley would like to say sorry … Not sorry. Because, “the freedom to exploit our patriotism to sell us beer is exactly the kind of freedom our founding fathers fought for.” Lady makes a point.

To further demonstrate this point, Newcastle enlisted the help of Zachary Quinto to plug a new holiday called “Independence Eve,” the holiday which honors the Brits who nearly won the Revolutionary War. Sure, why not? If it involves boozing, I’m in.

I work literally across the road from the old brewery which was knocked down many years ago. I remember, as a child, walking through town and sniffing the heady aroma wafting from the industrial venting towers. Completely boxed off my tits.

They were filming beside my house last ween in NC. Friend thats a sheriffs deputy asked me if I wanted to meet them, since he knew I watched Top Gear (British). I told him Rutledge Wood was a fat bearded fuck and I’d rather spit on them as to meet them.

I imagine the USA would have been much better now. Washington and co really fucked up the USA with this enormously idiotic and perhaps worst form of democracy the world has ever seen. It practically breeds corruption.