In my travels I’ve seen all sorts of things — I’ve seen the Golden Gate Bridge — I’ve seen iguanas fight to the death — I’ve seen Zingerman’s Deli (it’s real!!!!!) — I once saw a video game at a Fudruckers on which a tattered piece of paper hung dramatically warning “Do Not Use!” (I’m not sure what was so dangerous about the game that it didn’t just say “Out of order”) — I’ve seen a homeless man in Denver tightly grip a straw while yelling “I’m not trying to rob you!” at me at 7 in the morning — but this is special. This is a Howard Johnson’s I stayed at in Fargo, North Dakota while on tour. There was something very unusual about my hotel room. See if you can tell what it is: