Even though I feel ridiculously hedonistic for how many vibrators I have (Ooh even my partner doesn't know how many I have...), I feel that I need basically a clone of Siri that is waterproof. Of course, I could just wait for a possible Siri 2 to come out but I'm so impatient. Also it's fun to own different brands and stuff.

So, tell me dear ones, what would be the second-best, waterproof alternative? Siri suits my body and needs the best of any vibe I have so far.

I've tried the MiMi and the Spirit, and I don't think you should get either. MiMi weakens a LOT under pressure (and water acts as pressure), and Spirit is not strong enough at all (it's comparable to the middle settings on Siri).

My suggestion for you, instead, would be either the We-Vibe Tango or the Jimmyjane Form 2. Both are totally waterproof, both are strong and rumbly, and both are (IMO) way better than the options you've listed here.