Mariah Carey is trying to make a deal with a tabloid for "tasteful" photographs of her twins. Mags like People and Ok! are vying to set something up, and a source says: "Mariah and Nick are more concerned with doing the right thing than going to the highest bidder… They're talking to a number of publications about doing it in the best and most tasteful way." Having a celebrity weekly print the first photograph of your child helps keep the paparazzi off your back — the "first" picture is usually very valuable. That said, Mariah and Nick will not get the $14 million Brad and Angie got for images of twins Knox and Vivienne in 2008 (which went to charity). A source explains: "Times and budgets have changed from the Brangie baby years." [Page Six]

Lindsay Lohan's house arrest is going really well! The actress, who has worked with Jane Fonda, Tina Fey and Jamie Lee Curtis, shot a commercial for an internet penny auction site called Beezid.com from right inside her apartment over the weekend. Prestigious. The company was offering $25K, which she turned down, but some sort of agreement was reached, and in addition, LL was given a $10,000 credit to spend on the website. Fittingly, the commercial, which you may view at the link, looks to have a budget of about a penny. [TMZ]

Poor Aretha Franklin! She stumbled over one of her Jimmy Choo spike heels on Friday and broke her toe! "I'm so grateful it wasn't my right piano [pedal] foot," Ms. Franklin says. But: "How am I supposed to match my new Marc Jacobs gown with this wooden blue hospital shoe?" [People]

This clip of Nicole Richie totally nailing Britney Spears choreography may be the best video you see all day. [YouTube, Facebook, Twitter]

Tracy Morgan is in Nashville today to issue an apology to the lesbian and gay community and to Kevin Rogers, the man who was offended by Morgan's comedy routine on June 3, and wrote the Facebook post that generated widespread attention. [AP]

Kim Kardashian is starting to take QuickTrim again, for her "wedding slimdown." [The Sun]

50 Cent is writing a book about bullying. It will not be called Teach You How To Bully. It will be called Playground. Fiddy says: "I had a strong desire to write 'Playground' because I wanted to explore how a kid becomes a bully… I drew on events from my own childhood and adolescence, but was excited to see the story take on its own life. This book would have been very helpful for me growing up and now that I have a teenage son, it is my goal that this will have a positive influence on all teenagers." Wait, is book anti-bullying? Or pro? [Pop Eater]