Iranian Pepsi Zionist conspiracy theory

Iranian TV news has blown the lid off the story that many prominent Western companies are heavily involved in the Zionist conspiracy! Apparently, cola companies are at the forefront of international Zionism, and Pepsi is actually an acronym for “Pay Each Penny Save Israel.” No word on how they managed to come up with that in 1898 when Pepsi began, but hey.I thought that the inclusion of menswear company Hugo Boss was particularly amusing given the origins of the company.

Comments:

This is such great news since I used to think that Jews only drank Coke and I always liked Pepsi better. (Has to be pepsi in a can. Neither coke nor Pepsi in bottles tastes like canned soda. Different additives are shown on the labels. Who knows what other differences.) Supposedly Pepsi was honoring the boycott of Israel or maybe it was because coke for Passover is made with real cane sugar.

But how did you know to look up Hugo Boss? Nothing I had ever heard of.