Say, aren't you that cute little mystery animal who lives with those vile Fusco Brothers? Actually, I'm their court-appointed guardian until they turn eighteen… After that, sadly, they'll be free to pursue careers in crime.

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

My dream in life has always been to have a sandwich named after me. If there can be a "Dagwood," why can't there be an "Al"? Any suggestions on how I can get a sandwich named after me? Change your name to "Reuben."