mibutterflywingz

Man with pipe: "So the deal is you can have anything my unwanted random t-shirt and things I wish I never bought and for every item you take you must get me every Booty of Contraband and stay awake during all woot-offs for and buy for me."

Pirate to his right: "You've already got a Booty of Contraband right here."

barkwoot

barkwoot

Before his epic battle to win back the warehouse from Flying, Screaming Monkeys and restoring randomness to the Booty of Contraband, (the soon to be promoted) Captain Crap ponders the perils that lie ahead.

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