2) Question: I'm a teller at a bank in Florida. This same portly dude with dreadlocks has now robbed us three times since Feb. 1. When he walks in, we just say, "It's him again." How can this keep happening?

3) Question: It's Halloween and police just pulled me over for supposedly going the wrong way on a one-way street. They want to give me a Breathalyzer test, but I'm wondering if I can maybe avoid that given that I'm actually dressed in a giant Breathalyzer costume.

2) Question: I'm a teller at a bank in Florida. This same portly dude with dreadlocks has now robbed us three times since Feb. 1. When he walks in, we just say, "It's him again." How can this keep happening?

3) Question: It's Halloween and police just pulled me over for supposedly going the wrong way on a one-way street. They want to give me a Breathalyzer test, but I'm wondering if I can maybe avoid that given that I'm actually dressed in a giant Breathalyzer costume.