Sheyla Hershey breaks largest implant record

Sheyla Hershey, a 28-year-old Texas native has, according to Britain’s Daily Star, broken the record for the world’s biggest boob job! Apparently, the lone-star housewife has had nine operations to get her breasts up to a massive, 38KKK. When Texas officials decided that her final procedure, which would take her from FFF to KKK, was too risky, she packed her bags and headed for Brazil.

Hershey stated, “To me, big is beautiful. I don’t think I have anything to worry about.” The Texas officials who denied her the final procedure did so in fear of Hershey’s breasts exploding. Eeek.