On the subject of drunks- what about the news that Clinton's taped interviews are starting to leak out. I found the one about Boris Yeltsin getting drunk and trying to hail a cab in his underwear to "get a slice of pizza" quite hilarious.

SANFORD — A jury Wednesday awarded $15,000 to an Apopka woman who sued a beauty salon, alleging it had so botched a hair-removal procedure that she had to get six stitches.

Jean Rochelle "Chelle" Simmons, 37, went to the salon, Moriah Brandon's in Altamonte Springs, Dec. 5, 2007 for what is known as a Brazilian wax, a procedure to remove pubic hair. She'd had the procedure done there before, she said.

Drunk man calls 911 from the back of a squad car claiming he was being abducted when the state troopers were just trying to take him home rather than arrest him. HE made such a stink they did arrest him for being disorderly. LINK

"He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?"Jeremiah 22:16