Bret Lockett: ‘Okay, I Just Had Phone Sex With Kim Kardashian’

Last week, New England Patriot Bret Lockett claimed he has photos that prove he had a “physical relationship” with Kim Kardashian while she was dating her now-fiance Kris Humphries. However, over the weekend, he changed his story to they just had phone sex for five months. E! News reports:

“I’ve said before that it was a physical relationship,” Lockett, a pariah safety for the New England Patriots, said. “But when I mean ‘physical’ I say that meaning there was a physical aspect in the relationship, meaning that, I don’t really want to get into the details…”
… Showbiz Tonight host A.J. Hammer then confronted the football player with the cease-and-desist (aka, “shut the hell up”) letter from Kim’s attorney, which demands retractions and apologies for pretty much everything Lockett has claimed.
Among the points of contention: that there was a “secret five-month affair,” that Kim engaged in “sexting” or phone sex with Lockett, that Kim sent racy pictures of herself to him, etc.
“I do not plan on apologizing or retracting anything,” Lockett said, shaking his head slightly. “What I’ve said is the complete honest truth. You can’t fault somebody for telling the truth. That’s just plain and simple.”
“At the end of the day,” he continued, “I don’t understand how you can take somebody to court and sue somebody for telling the truth, because once we all go to court, we are all under oath.”

As of this morning, Kim’s lawyers are still claiming they’re going to file a lawsuit, yet still haven’t which means this conversation is probably happening:

LAWYER: We’ll give you one million dollars for the naked photos of Kim back.
BRET: Make it two, and I’ll toss in the ones of Khloe.
LAWYER: I don’t know how to put this, but uh, Kim actually sent you those to kill you.
BRET: Makes sense.
LAWYER: You’re not getting it. Don’t show me the Khloe ones. I have kids.
BRET: Then make it three million.
LAWYER: *whips out checkbook* You spell Lockett with two T’s?

I suppose, although I don’t think it will go anywhere as long as two years, and yeah, that’s exactly what it is … a cash/swag/ratings grab. I wonder if he knows her ass and tits are fake … and her cheekbones and lips, and …

The thing that boggles my mind is that there are guys that work in Hollywood (meaning they are surrounded by gold-digging, unfaithful women) that would be dumb enough to actually marry Kim. Not really smart.

No interest whatsoever beyond a 2 hour tryst. Then kick her to the curb for the next guy. She is the epitome of “for every woman there is a guy tired of dealing with her shit.” But with her…it only takes a month.

You know, the Patriots often talk about they want “smart players”. Guess this guy qualifies: he knew enough not to stick any part of himself into that walking cesspool. Just hope he was clever enough to use a throw-away phone so there’s no chance of any of her creeping out of the speaker later on.

is your best conspiracy theory? What about JFK? What about the current Middle East uprisings? No? only that reggie bush is trying to start shit with kim kardashian? That is the funniest thing i have read all week. Seriously.

What could Kim possibly sue him for? Privacy violation? Damaging her reputation? Doesn’t living your entire life in front of cameras and making your living taking off your clothes and having sex on camera pretty much limit anyone’s ability to damage your reputation?