No, that’s not one of my typical ridiculous titles designed to elicit a click, I really do think that. I wasn’t always subscribed to that belief, but after thinking about it recently I came to the conclusion that yes, he is in fact one of…

As everyone knows, Obama half-stepped into this piece once more last night by becoming the first black president to be re-elected in the US. That’s kind of a bullshitty statistic, like how baseball keeps track of shit like, “the only player to hit a home…

I’ve been neglecting shit because I’ve been busy working on a project. I’ll be back posting stupid shit in no time. So while you all await patiently, I will provide you all with a photo of a kitten actually smiling. No, I didn’t take that…

They’ve done it. After last year’s embarrassingly thorough spanking at the hands of the Dallas Mavericks, the Heat have won the NBA Championships. With that in mind, I’ve got a few predictions of what’s going to happen this off-season.

I’ve never been a fan of Chris Brown. I feel like he’s beating me every time I hear his shitty music. Earlier this week the people in charge of giving wealthy musicians more things to gloat about decided Chris Brown absolutely needed a Grammy that…

The Internet is responsible for a lot of hilarity. Some of that hilarity comes in the form of memes. Being a Redditor I’m well-versed in memeitude, however when interacting with people not privy to such bullshit (lucky them) I find myself explaining what a meme is and how they’re made.

This review was posted on Yelp after the original review which I reposted on Yelp was removed. This one was removed a couple of days later. My original review was flagged for inappropriate content, probably by the same sort of people who find it sensible…

Ever since I was a young lad, I always wanted to be an artist. Unfortunately, I draw like Michael J. Fox on a rollercoaster. My fate was sealed; I would never be an artist, and I came to terms with that.

I got a little bored so I fired up a perfectly legal copy of Adobe Photoshop® and got to work. I call it Partial Voldemorting. Christina Ricci Jon Hamm Olivia Wilde Megan Fox Jennifer Connelly Chris Hemsworth Anna Paquin I took the liberty of expanding…