In Rachel Cohen’s pencil-drawn style, we see Alan just as he looked two years ago when the Caps pulled out a dramatic win over the Rangers. That’s how we like to think of Alan: pugnacious and passionate– maybe a homer, but still among the best hockey minds in our world. Wear this shirt because Alan May beat up all your favorite players from the early- to mid-90s and now he just insults their haircut and fashion sense.