Passive: Every 6 seconds Baudgee checks the chat for spelling or grammatical errors and fixes them, he then deals 600 magic damage to the player who initially made the error. This stacks off of % armor.

Q: Baudgee throws a correctly spelled adjective at his opponent, dealing 125 physical damage to the target and causes them to act nice in chat for 10 minutes. This stacks off of AP.

W: (passive) Baudgee translates all other languages in chat to english for his entire team, this also deals 1000 damage to players who attempt to speak in another language. This stacks off of AP.

E: (passive) Baudgee changes all of the "lol" and "haha" phrases into "huehuehue" because he finds it funny, he then uses his laugh emote every time it happens.

R: Baudgee sends out a line of verbs across the map and causes everybody to be stunned for 4 seconds. The more spelling mistakes you have made in chat convert into more damage for Baudgee's ultimate. This stacks off of every attribute you can upgrade in the game.

Dance: Baudgee walks like a German soldier.
Taunt: "I am Ihre Führer now!"
Joke: "I bet you did Nazi that coming, did you?"