Thursday, September 01, 2016

These are serious times, so tonight I want to blog about a serious subject: Donald trump's hairpin.

Now I know that your fist impression is that it is a silly thing to write about, but think about it, do you want the leader of your country (not to mention the free world) wearing a hairpin to important state meetings?

You don't have to answer that. I know that your answer depends on whether you belong to the cult of trump or not. If you are a trumpster, you will justify the hairpin by saying that he needed it in his hair because he didn't want to give the Mexican president the impression that he is unkempt. Or, if you are prone to conspiracy theories, you believe the story that it was really a tiny radio to translate what the Mexican president was saying and to give him talking points while he stood there looking "presidential". If you are trump himself, though, you are calling your lawyers right now to start drawing up the papers for that Hair Club For Men lawsuit.

Friend of mine earlier today: "I am sorry dog, I am not voting for a man who wears a bobby pin in public. Period."

"Trump has often made a show ofproving that his hair is real, that it is his own, but even casual Trump observers can see that his unusual coif doesn’t bespeak a hairpiece, but a hairdo combed with the skill of a Jedi to give the appearance of a full head of hair. Now, you can all start poring over old Trump videos looking for bobby pins."Tommy, I think will pass. I have seen enough of this guy for two lifetimes. * Pic from mediaite.com

Compared to the bizarre shit negroes do their "hair", this is nothing.

Hell, most female groids don't even wear their own hair at all - what do you think all those Korean weave shops are for? Y'all are so ashamed of your own looks you'd rather wear a dead Indian woman's hair on your head! LOL

Funny you say that. I have a lot of friends who do business in the NYC area, and it is a well-known fact that Donald Trump is packing some SERIOUS meat. He's legendary in that area. He's bedded about 5,000 women, I hear.

Man, what is up with all the trolls tonight? Can't we African-Americans have one safe space where we can bitch and gripe and blame honkies for all our problems without big-dicked whootemoos talking trash?

Damn. Kaepernick is still physically able to play.As for Trump, seriously, that's all you people got? Making fun of some tiny insignificant thing in his hair? You assholes are getting desperate. Of course, you all support a dumb bitch like Hillary Clinton, and as we all know, support for Hillary comes with a large helping of shit for brains.

What something is a bad idea, it's often a bad idea for many reasons. Here we've got a supposed candidate who takes a new position every day (except to hold firm on the absurd ones, like "Build the wall" deport 11 million people, or institute a religious test for visitors), attacks people for their physical characteristics, but himself (1) puts bobbie pins in his hair, (2)colors it, (3)has the vainest combover in all creation, (4)uses a tanning bed that leaves his eyelids white, (5)knows diddly squat about foreign affairs to the point of having been totally unaware that Russia was occupying Ukraine, (6) has no intention of correcting that situation, (7) hasn't read a book in years and doesn't keep them around, (8) has, according to the ghost writer of "The Art of the Deal," the attention span of a 9-year-old with ADD, and (9) continued whites-only rental policies in his and his father's housing projects and COUNTERSUED THE GOVERNMENT after getting caught. There is more, but this is a start. I read that our coiffed orangutan is talking at a black church somewhere, after originally snubbing the NAACP and other black audiences. He probably calculated that in church he's unlikely to get booed -- the congregation likely will be too well-mannered for that...

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