Infrequently asked questions

An about page gives you the facts, but does it really tell you who someone is? No. I think the best way to get to know someone is through a series of unusual questions.Let’s begin!

1. Which is the best season?

Thank you for asking. They all have their merits. But my heart belongs to pumpkin picking, thick blankets, colourful leaves and chunky knits.

2. If you were a breakfast food, what would you be?

Gluten and dairy-free crepes with a dash of fresh lemon juice and sugar. I enjoy it; undoubtedly disappointing to others.

3. How much cake is too much cake?

An excellent question. Well, the most cake I’ve ever seen is the chocolate cake presented to Bruce Bogtrotter in Matilda. And since he devoured the whole thing, I must conclude there is no such thing as too much cake.

Rachel: S3, E15/16 (The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break/The One The Morning After). She looks kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck-fantastic in that khaki green overcoat with black high-waisted trousers.

Phoebe: S1, E10 (The One With The Monkey). Yep, I am being bold and choosing Phoebe’s New Year’s Eve dress. She looks like a medieval maiden but I’m here for it. Plus, her curls are beautiful!

Chandler: S1, E7 (The One with the Blackout). Chandler’s giant 90s overcoat and pale blue shirt is just *chef’s kiss*. Chandler Bing: More perfection than gum. (He’s ridiculously handsome in this era, no?)

Ross: S5, E11 (The One With All The Resolutions). The leather pants, duh! Don’t roll your eyes at me, it was nearly his Spudnik costume. (All jokes aside, if these had been black jeans, it would have been his best outfit by far. All those opposed to beige slacks, say “aye”.)