Jason Voorhees

Jason Voorhees is a member of the Barney Bunch. He is super gay, but only rapes men on Friday the 13th. Jason prefers to shove his really sharp machete up EVERYBODY'S ass (including his), regardless of gender. The reason he kills teens having sex in the woods is because he hates people and homophobes having straight sex, and wants all the males for himself. He also has wet dreams about Freddy Krueger.