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Jimmy Savile, Legitimate Rapist

Right before this photo was taken, somebody asked “Hey Jimmy, what do you think of molesting children?”

CNN: Britain’s late TV presenter and radio host Jimmy Savile sexually abused hundreds of people and carried out more than 30 rapes, police said Friday, as they unveiled a report exposing “vast, predatory and opportunistic” abuses across six decades.

Nearly three-quarters of his victims were children, the report said, with the youngest only 8 years old. Most but not all were female.

Don’t get me wrong. I don’t know who the fuck this guy is either. He appears to be something like a British Mr. Rogers. Except this guy took his fantasies seriously instead of leaving them behind in the world of make-believe. He sexually abused hundreds of people? Who is the fuck is this guy, Genghis Khan? Did he just literally blow through several nations raping and pillaging? HUNDREDS? How the fuck did this guy sexually abuse HUNDREDS of people and I’ve never heard of him. He might have the record for most cases of sexual abuse since democracy. I’m not sure how something is defines as “rape” as opposed to sexual abuse though. Maybe rape is penetration? Well, whatever the definition is, I’m sure he’ll find out in jail. I don’t support the death penalty, but if I did, this sick son of a bitch would be on the list. A nice, slow death, maybe bleeding to death from the genitals will do.

*UPDATE* looks like he won’t find out in jail, because he’s dead. I guess this means he’s getting assraped in hell.