Halloween is only 34 days away, and unless you’re planning on dressing up as Person Slouched Over Computer Keyboard with Random Stains on Shirt, you haven’t picked your costume yet. That’s fine — we’ll publish a helpful TV character costume guide at some point, though we’re probably going to suggest every guy go as Louis C.K. and every girl, Khaleesi (sans Seth MacFarlane). But if you have kids, you could do much worse than transforming them into Walter White and Jesse Pinkman. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? BREAKING BABIES, a Muppet Babies-style spinoff, though you’d have to expand the mop-puppet universe enough to let Walt, Jr. play Tiny Tim Cratchit.

While I’m proud of my Walter White and Jesse Pinkman costumes, I think my Baby Draper from a couple of years ago was actually better. I have to bribe the kids to wear what I want them to but I’m looking to win Halloween. They can eat the candy, I want the EMPIRE!