Over the past 6 months, you've all become quite familiar with Claudia, an adorable bird from across the pond. Claudia is not only stunning, she's also one of our biggest supporters here at theCHIVE. Whenever she submits, Claudia always passes on a kind word to me and the Chivers. Claudia is so supportive of the Chivettes, her Twitter handle is @BritChivette. Doesn't get any more loyal than that in my opinion. I'll let Claudia take it from here.

I hope that if you read this it will be in your very best English accent...

I am a tea-drinking, pie-eating girl from the cloudy south of England. I have just turned 21 and I am beginning to wonder at what age it is no longer appropriate to wear clothes representing Sesame Street...
If I'm going to be honest with you, my favourite things are lazing around with a duvet and eating white chocolate... I know crazy right, but for a skinny girl I can polish of a whole lot of food. I do have other hobbies though. I like to paint and renovate old stuff into something beautiful, I love dancing and doing yoga and if I could do anything as a day to day job it would be to become a yoga instructor.

I first took a photo for the chive last year, but never thought it would be posted. Turns out it was! And it has been somewhat of an addiction ever since! I love scrolling through all the posts on The Chive and have been known to plug my computer into the TV to scroll the DAR, cinema style!.. In my underwear of course, Chivettes don't wear pyjamas... Has anyone noticed?
Thank you for being truly awesome Chivers, and KCCO 'cause it's nearly Friday!

I'm going in guys and don't expect me to come back up for air any time soon.

Sorry bout it

She has no ass… no thank you

USA!

USA! USA!

Jen

you're trying too hard.

B=====D - - --- -

6 -6.5 AT BEST!!

James

this

897

3rded.

herpaderp

100% this

Mr.Clean

Same here.

AmBush_Steve

Did nobody read that she eats pie? Any shortcomings that she may have, and I can't see any, are immediately overlooked by that statement alone.

Long live the queen.

husqydave

God I hope she is single! Getting a plane ticket right now!

Sophiewilliamz

i also have twitter

sam

your gorgeous lol

sampson

#18, #19

'bout the only site i can think of that says things like 'And now for Claudia’s tush…'

Burlinator

Even though I like seeing her in as few clothes as possible, I hope they sent her a care package with some Chive shirts!

Chivacy Please

What happened to LG?

Nioe

who gives a shit?

Mr. H

I could smell #15 seriously…

You know it!

I have this same pair of panties, they're my fav 🙂

#12 #13

Jacob Wetterling

That chick looks busted. Of all the girls that submit pics you guys have to have better looking girls then this.

thejoegrosso

meh

lars

i'd take her over a plastic doll anytime. More #25 for the rest of us 🙂

BritChivette

Thanks 😉

2pumpdump

Boy someone is a little into herself

b-ry

no one mentioned a "plastic-doll". i agree with thejoegrosso.

iju

don't feed the attention-whores.

SMT

Don't say "meh" you tool! she is gorgeous and brave enough to show it. Thanks BritChivette! From America!

Crock

"brave"? soldiers are brave. firemen are brave. standing up to a bully is brave. this is fishing for compliments AKA attention whoring. you like it? go right ahead(personally i think she's smoking hot), just don't try to pretend it's something it's not.

Color Me Badd

Belladonna is the most courageous woman alive.

TRON

win.

Brent

Ya tool

Claudia is gorgeous

thejoegrosso drinks from the toilet.

dirtysteve99

says the Jersey Shore-looking d-bag.

andy

from the looks of it, joe needs a Chivette: Jersey Shore Edition.

thejoegrosso

Holy cuntville up in here. So I said "meh" big deal. What a bunch of Cunty McCuntinsteins. I'd still hit it.. just saying meh.. now leave me alone and stop distracting me from my WOW game. I can only play till 6 cause then I got a D&D match at 7. It's gonna be epic and I don't need no cunty distractions.

Red

fuck you! how dare you express your opinion! what do you think this is? the internet?!

Really?

So he can express his opinion, yet people can't express their opinion back?

At least Joe proves one thing, if it looks like a douche and talks like a douche, he's a douche.

HatBomb

For all the great Chivers out there, there has to be a couple of classless douches to fuck it all up. Must make you feel great to insult women from the safety of your mothers basement.

Arch-Fiend

………………….or they just don't think she's that hot………

Dick Salad

Not sure why your on the chive joe, you obviously got lost on your way to the berry. This girl is fine as hell.

User5778

Meh says the guy flexing in a mirror while giving a thumbs up. Oh, and hat on sideways.

thejoegrosso

You know my muscles look good… they just need to be a bit more tan though.

BritChivette

You know you would fuck me. 🙂

thejoegrosso

You're so confident, you sure about that sister?

Brit Chivette

That wasnt the actual British Chivette….just a douche bag

thejoegrosso

Haha oh.. but i thought I was the douche bag?

Brit Chivette

….. Your not a douchebag just cause I don't float your boat…each to their own…! The important thing here is to KKCO… :p

Really?

You're right, he's not a douchebag cause you don't float his boat, he's a douchebag for everything else he does.

Butthurt Chiver

white knight white knight white knight

SMT

Haha i just had a picture of the kind from Superbad. "so get used to it….sister."

SMT

kid*

Brit Chivette

You're not a douche bag, just because you don't think I'm sexy

thejoegrosso

don't you mean KCCO?

Bad News Delivery

Oh…so you're the one this is for…just sign here sir

http://backrowheckling.tumblr.com/tagged/writing Chowdahr

I'd have to agree and asses who can't hear opposing opinions can suck it.

How about the idiots that always go "really", like the surprise is there, really?

moseph

Hitler. There, I said it.

kros

Says the guy who has undoubtedly formed this opinion although never experiencing, or probably comparing how the big macs taste. Get back in your cave you troll

dungydouche

2/10 Would not bang

Burley

nobody thinks you would get the chance….even if your mom let you out of the basement

Mr.Clean

i think he would. hos gonna ho.

andy

and you, sir, are a butterdick.

Fish On

Do you want to rethink that one, andy?

skeeter

butterdick dude??

Living Tribunal

chirst, you white-knighting bastards are dumb…..

YourBiggestFan

i second that shit! why argue on a post! where does that get you in life!

Claudia is gorgeous. is she the best most amazing looking woman in the world??!?! maybe to someone and maybe not to another person. don't let these fat old men bring you down Claudia! Keep up the amazing figure.

Brichivette

You will definitely get a pair of my dirty panties for this my loyal worshiping white knight.

kodakkid

I for one would love to see more of you.

HatBomb

Did it make you feel real manly to say that? You'd cream your sponge bob boxers if a good looking woman like her gave you the time of day in real life.

herpaderp

Your mom creams her sponge bob boxers.

thejoegrosso

Damn how come I get all the hater comments and this guy gets props!?!? They were so similar!

skeeter

his was actually worse… i guess it may be how you present yourself…douche

pjsupremex

your avatar is helping you, see previous posts on douches and douchebags.

73904

people have different opinions. she didn't want to be critiqued? shouldn't have posted the pictures. take the good with the bad, that's how life works. deal with it.

Marc

Sure smartass…Look at this cutie

#17

Dalton

butterface 100%

The Tick

Agreed.

Terrence Howard

also agree.

skeeter

id paperbag it

attakid201

AGREED

sigh....

Ugly and Anorexic ! Just the way the chivers like their sluts.

herpaderp

And your point?

They mad.

not sure i got what he was saying either. there are MILLIONS of hottter chicks on the internet and, believe it or not, real life…..

Burley

So the only woman to be shown would be best looking woman in the world. Good luck agreeing on that one

Twigfinger

Everyone from Del on down is dense and completely missing the larger picture as it were. Keep up the ignorant "butterface" comments, sound like East coast DOUCHE BAGS and in the end the only single thing you accomplish is discouraging other RL women from submitting photos. Grats.

No, i'm not "white knighting".

herpaderp

Hopefully we are discouraging RL women from needing to seek validation from others. Hopefully she'll be comfortable with herself no matter how she looks and won't send in mostly nude pics to a 3rd rate website.

I hate to break it to you, but she's doing more to hurt women's self esteem by perpetuating the cycle of objectification than any of us are by trashing her appearance.

Jessica Organa

If I could thumb this up 1,000 times, I would.

the other OTHER Jen

herpaderp, THANK YOU!

Twigfinger

You're not breaking anything but you'll have to elaborate on "she's doing more to hurt women's self esteem by perpetuating the cycle of objectification than any of us are by trashing her appearance."

A womans body should be celebrated, not admonished as if we still lived with Victorian principles. That is the essence of The Chive. Apparently you do not agree so maybe the WSJ or NYT would be better sites to spend your time

Christopher

well you did say it … but it is in fact a false statement.

Scott

I agree 100% nothing special to this chick at all.

smak

what?…are you gay?…you wanted to see a guys face?

Dr. Spaceman

what's with the homophobia on this site?

65massey

First!!… oh son of a…

Brit Chivette

You're first in my book baby 😉

65massey

Aww.. You melt my heart!

Twigfinger

#19
Hamanah hamanah hamanah

DANGERZONE

pow! right in the kisser!

andy

yes, she could probably sit on my kisser.

attakid201

Are you people kidding me?! Okay I get that many of you haven't been anywhere near an attractive half naked girl, but honestly kids, this is NOT Chive worthy. There are PLENTY of hotter Chivettes more deserving of their own post…

KroD

I am a USA leg man/chiver. She is a leggy British chiver. . .. … where's my passport?

thattooanuglyone

whore whore whore

babyface

#4 whats up baby

skeeter

look at that stomach, i like

http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

Never Mind The Bollocks….here's #9!!

andy

this girl needs a t-shirt on the house! (or maybe in exchange for more posts)

Average Chiver

no. she can buy her shit like everyone else.

LIKE A BOSS

Oh…you still think the world is fair like that, don't you? Oh dear…well…look…I hate to break it to you…oh gosh…Santa isn't real either.

Dr. Spaceman

*Sigh* You're an idiot.

Chving Boss

i know right? HOW DARE HE EXPECT HER TO BUY HER OWN SHIRT!! RAAAAGE!!!

Jaives

Nom nom nom nom nom

Birdhaus32

Get that woman a Chive Tee pronto! And I'm totally digging on those baby blues and that birth mark! I need moar111

http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

Would you like a bite of my sausage roll?

BritChivette

Yes, I would!

Raliegh

nom nom nom

Brit Chivette

that was not the real britchivette…just a weirdo….!

Brit Chivette

Am the real britchivette and i would love to chomp on all the sausages of my chive white knights and swallow too.

Just Sayin'

I'd pour her a cup of tea anyday…

michaelj

what's up with all the neg reps? +1

Sir Boobsalsot

I'd dunk my biscuit in her tea any day!

*arf!*

derp

Didn't see any sandwiches…

Truth

Doesn't look like she has either. About 10 pounds more and she'd be perfect.

Anonymous

We make our asses bigger in America

joshua

for you, I think you could always rock the sesame street gear and get away with it…

RGH

For sure, but somebody buy her a KCCO shirt already.

benbobbins

Don't worry about the age at which it is too old to wear Sesame Street. Instead, worry about the age when you don't need attention so badly you whore yourself out on the Chive.

Pascal's Pantaloons

You should also worry about the age where you stop going on the chive to insult attractive women… think about where she is and where you are in this equation, and get back to us on that.
Thanks.

hah

mmmmmmhm toasty

sheisdfntly

hmmmmmmm crack whore.

KTF

SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A DIRTY MOUTH.

hell yeah

Dirty ,Ugly ,Whorish.

skeeter

i got a boner

stuf

NOT A SINGLE BLACK GIRL. F U CHIVE. FUCKING A???? AND DONT GIVE ME WE BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL BULLSHIT. YOU DID THAT TWICE IN YOUR WHOLE EXISTENCE. 2 BLACK GIRLS IN A ABOUT 1 MILLION WHITE GIRLS. FUCKYOU

seriously again? FUCK YOU CHIVE RACIST AND SEXIST AND EXPLOITATIVE AS SHIT.

why don't you ever have a gallery dedicated to 1 black girl? And not a light skinned, i'm talking AFRICAN.

this is the most racist site. if youare sick of racism and exploting girls through their stalker techniqes, sign the petition, over 4000 strong at chiveisracist @ gmai l.com

I've hired a lobbying firm to address these issues through the media. I also have an anti- chive site coming up soon that showcases the sexist, racist galleries of this site, not to mention screenshots of users racist, thrreatening, and sexist comments. We will be going to most major media outletes.

In the mean time, go to facebook, and report all chive pictures/posts as sexually explicit, facebook will shut them down I'm told!

its_forge

You're expecting a picture of a black girl in a pictorial of a, as in one, white girl?

Wow your a moron forge and so is everyone who gave you thumbs up, he didnt say there should be a black girl in this post he is just saying the ratio is so far off it seems racist, I myself have a hot Asian wife and would gladly add her to hump day, but chive has had quite a few insulting Asian posts, not to mention that racist fucks make up about 30-40% of chives audience. Learn how to read

You're very odd
Your also retarded for not understanding why people want equality

attakid201

You're clearly the same trolling fag. How fucking pathetic.

its_forge

::blink blink::

Wow.

I…

…

Wow.

This might actually be the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen anyone type on any online forum in the thirty years I've been on the Internet.

Wow.

Mick The Mouse

at least it finally shut you up(mostly anyway).

plsgetalife

Dear god you are STILL at it ? Dont you have anything else to do except suck thechive`s cock all day ?

its_forge

And I could say the *exact same thing* about you, the only difference is, you change your name every time you post. Once again, the fuck is it to you anyway?

Like I said elsewhere honey bunny, if you don't wanna see the genie, don't rub the fucking lamp. If I changed my name every post like everyone else does on here I'd just be some other schmuck going "wow look at the tits" or "hey shut up dick." But since I use IntenseDebate people go hey, it's that guy, let's fuckin' pick on him some more because we're bored little kids who've gotten tired of whacking off to the pretty girls. Don't pick on the Forge, you don't get a nasty response from the Forge, everybody's happier, life fucking goes on. What a goddamn concept huh?

Mick Lagger

Is this dude serious?

stuf

Why, yes. Yes I am.

Fog Ducker

Your sir, are a funny, no sorry, fucked up man and know nothing about racism or the legalities behind it. Until the Chive actually posts something negative or racially offensive against african american women, there is absolutely nothing racist about them nor can it even be implied.

BTW, your email address that is 4000 strong? What the fuck that does that even mean?

You need to put together a little better case than the above if you expect to be a sucessful TROLL!

Simon

Anyone taking bets that stuf and uraslut are both guilty white liberal?

rls

If you could have done something about it, you wouldn't be bitching about it online, on theChive. You would have done it already. If you're so offended, quit visiting the site. I get offended when my hears are assaulted by country music, so I don't watch CMT. Same general concept. If you don't like theChive's posts, you should probably just stop looking at them and find a brown paper bag to breathe in.

So, just, you know… Go away. And for the love of all things bacon, KCCO.

John

Hey stuf, you are obviously an idiot, just like komrad Obama your not so great not white leader
Why don't you just go to other websites if you do not like this one.
I think this British chick is kinda cute

random

girls, please stop sending pics of yourself in to this website just so people can judge you so you can receive a little bit of self affirmation. you're fucking hot. who needs fucking strangers to fucking tell you that? and then they sit here and bash you if you are sub par. need a little confidence? look in the mirror and tell yourself you are the shit. fuck everybody else. and no im not a feminist.

LIKE A BOSS

So…let me get this straight. You wanted this post, which was dedicated to a single woman, by name, to include black women. Are you actually slow, or just a moron?

stuf

Neither. You just don't know a troll when you see one. New to the internets are we?

wildgrover

The British Empire was founded by dudes going out and conquering vast swaths of the globe for queen, country and women like you

Meme

The British Empire was founded by dudes going out and trying to find better looking women than this chick.

Handy

#23 are you sure she's british? her teeth are just fine.

Brit Chivette

Oi! Us brits have good teeth 😉

P90

The British officially have the healthiest teeth on the planet, not all stereotypes are true.

Underbaker

Healthy teeth does not mean pretty teeth, it is true that Americans are somewhat obsessed with straight white teeth and the stereotype of bad British teeth come from them not being as obsessed about it. But crooked yellow teeth can still be considered healthy.

P90

The only terrible looking teeth I've seen have all been on shows like Jerry Springer, does that therefore mean I should expect all Americans to have bad teeth, no.
Plus the shiny porcelain that some Amercians get look so stupid and fake it sort of defeats the object of having them.

Wolfpack Steve

The object of having teeth is to chew not to look pretty…it's just an added bonus if they do.

Underbaker

I'm not arguing with you P90, was just trying to clear up why Americans think the British have bad teeth. If a society as a whole set the standard it is hard to change it without something drastic happening. I personally agree with you that white teeth are way overrated, mine are fairly yellow from a life of smoking(quitter for 6 years now) and coffee, but while I can make that choice for myself and my wife doesn't mind, I would be hard pressed to try and convince my daughters of it, much less anyone else.

Peter

Stupid yanks and their stereotypes. All the British speak in the queens accent I'm sure too!

Dukeofohio

that's racist man

rls

No, it actually isn't.

insaneyoda

It's not the teeth I'm looking at!

For Queen & Cuntry.

In the last 3 days, I have seen pictures of iced doughnuts with bacon sprinkles, chocolate covered bacon and deep fried butter… all of which have had dollar price signs prominently displayed. So if anyone's teeth are going to be bad, I'd look closer to home if I were you.

Charlie D. Surf

i'm an american, and i gotta say, i agree with you 100%.

sean

does madame happen to have a pole in her bed chamber? I think so!

Lord Slickback

what a ho.

VanIsleChiver

the great big book of britsh smiles

Tillman

OK, I can die happy. The British Chivette has been made Chivette of the Week.

Claudia, you're adorable and completely edible. Thank you!

Del

nope.com

Tillman

I'm not sure what I've done wrong – let alone to get a nope.com – I think she's awesome.

BritChivette

Thank You! Your a chiving wonder 🙂

Sluttypanda

God those eyes…

plsgetalife

THIS is the PERFECT example of a chive white knight. Lonely and pathetic.

Tillman

I am just brown nosing you coz i wanna dream that we are married and am violating your butthole.

skeeter

you can polish off a lot of food huh, well what else can you polish off?

Jayavc

#14 Pretty blue eyes. (Nice tush too=)

Real jayavc

I think you are a huge slut. I wanna bang your dirty cunt.

Jay

How the fuck does she plan on getting that paint pen off of her mirror? It's ruined. She ruined a perfectly good mirror. Those things aren't free you know.

KyleGoldstein

#25 bloody hell you're one hot babe

Brit Chivette

Thanks! I just want some attention..is that too much to ask for?

Falacer

Nope keep posting pics in that red dress and you will get tons of it!!

Brit Chivette

Thats not me!!!!! FAKE BRIT CHIVETTE!!!

Brit Chivette

….And only the first batch are free. If you want more, show me the $$$ 😉

Engage

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