iPad 2 – A SUPERB SCHMUCK MAGNET

Apple have officially announced and shown off their new iPad, imaginatively named, the iPad2, but there’s a serious problem… and it’s a problem that seems to get WORSE every goddamn time Steve Jobs pronounces something new from the oompaloomas he has working for him in his secret candy computer factories…

Apple unveils the latest version of its popular tablet: the iPad 2. Thinner, lighter, and faster than the original, it goes on sale March 11 (or March 25 if you’re an aussie, like me… but by then I just may be too busy playing with my new Nintendo 3DS to care about iPad2?