TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in todayEB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.TG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in hereEB: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?TG: but TG: the seal on the bottle is unbrokenTG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factoryEB: all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?EB: try using your brain numbnuts.TG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted likeTG: i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneousEB: it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice.TG: ok i can accept that TG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent prankstersTG: also fred savage has a really punchable faceTG: but who cares about this lets stop talking about itTG: did you get the beta yetEB: no.EB: did you?TG: man i got two copies alreadyTG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boringTG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro????EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it.TG: yeahTG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there nowEB: alright.

Here is a quick look at the way this project has been shaping up. Whew, that is a nice looking game! Not going to lie, I am on some big time tenterhooks in anticipation of this release. I've actually started doing stunts on the tenterhooks, flipping around on them wildly, like a gymnast. It's an astounding spectacle of physical endurance and might. Sorry you can't check this out, it's absolutely unreal.

What else have I been up to? I sense that this has been being wondered about. Some I suspect wonder about the epilogue I mentioned, which I have been making some notes on here and there. But otherwise have been deferring in favor of attention to ~other projects~ which strike me as more pressing. It will be gotten around to. If you are wondering which of these projects may be related to Homestuck, I did have some "post-canon content" planned for later this month. That is as specific as I can be for now. Tune in here, let's say, a couple weeks from now.

The project that has occupied the lion's share of my professional time is one that you will understand completely why I have prioritized, when you eventually see it. Arguably it will prove to be the only relevant work of art in human history. I don't wish to give anything else away, or delay your experience of this unprecedented triumph of the human spirit. So instead I will light a fire under my ass, and attempt to deliver the content I know you have all been craving.

What else to report? Hmm. I know that usually the passage of time for creative individuals is tracked by the hours they spend which ultimately contribute to creative products which may be consumed. It is far from true that all of my hours this year have been applied that way. Suffice to say I've been on some strange adventures. I doubt I can do any of them justice here, in a newspost which is rapidly running out of words I'm willing to type. At one point I was thrown out of a stable. I've probably said too much already. Well, see you next time.

The final Homestuck album Volume 10 has been released. More fantastic music by many familiar names who have contributed to the comic over the years. Thanks to all who came together to make this. It's a great way to cap off an impressive discography, now standing at 27 albums.