Here's the thing: I am an idiot, as are most of us commenting (especially that Same Sad Echo guy, but not his good-looking neighbor Gary, that's for damn sure), and nowhere is this more evident than when I try and engage in "reasoned debate" in an internet blog comments section, because, 1) I am an idiot, 2) I have the unfortunate tendency to call other people mean names (BUT THEY'RE TRUUUUUUUUE, MOM, GOSH), which is sure to not win me any fair readings of my posts.

Fine.

That said, anybody wanna go through this exceedingly dumb argument that is a total tangent from the original comment/article and tell me how off I am? YOU CAIN'T HURT ME TOO BAD, I promise.

No he's not. That would be like stating the best players in the NFL are white because the MVP…