Oh, I know what issue you’re referring to. But, since I don’t officially read the boards, and you likely have my name switched to “Codemonkeyslaveboy” or something, I have no idea what it is you want. E-mail and Tubmail are the best ways to get ahold of me, if you don’t have more immediate ways of getting my attention.

I thought your job was to implement ideas, not come up with them on your own.

But if it’s the former, I hope you get access to all the mod suggestions as well. If not, let me know, and I’ll send them to you.

NOW: Move this thread back on topic, please.

Evil Trout Posted:

He’s also going to be sitting in on our Episode 3 meetings, so I’m sure he’ll get his fingerprints all over that too!

As for peen length, once more, it’s just a number, relative to everyone else’s number. What if, instead of just seeing your modest 11.96”, you saw 11.96” and a percentage of how big it is compared to the current maximum peen’s length (13” at the end of the shrinkage, if it goes through)? Then, you’d not only have a sense of just how big your peen is (inches), but also how you compare to the longest peen. Heck, I’m sure it’d only be a matter of a few lines of code to give you your relation to the mean, median and mode [~3.7”]. If what you want is metrics, that’s relatively easy, but some standardization needs to be done (again) for it to be worthwhile.

Your fourteen ForumBuildr submissions are spread out over the next forum, and any suggestions you have for future fora, across the entire week whereas you get to submit one item every two days and one image every two days.

Forums need a high number of enemies and thread text (even if you can’t read the text or see the enemies), but items require very little in terms of content.

Letting you submit fourteen ****ty thread ideas that might get picked is more beneficial to the game than letting you submit fourteen ****ty item ideas, one of which might get picked. Similarly, the game benefits more from fourteen good thread ideas over the course of one week rather than fourteen good item ideas, thirteen of which won’t get used immediately.

Ouch. If only I knew how to effectively use video-editing software and had the time to do so. I’d make a short about someone clicking the ‘quote’ bumon, typing in those lines, then ET, JB and BB2015 crying, followed by Keyboard Cat. [Play them off, Keyboard Cat!]

I think the reason he was apologizing to you directly, Scully, is that you currently have the longest e-peen in the game.

To everyone else, this isn’t a matter of “Well, peens are getting too long, so we’re going to shrink all of you muahahaha.” It’s more of restandardization. Peens are going to get added to the game over time. People are going to collect peens over time. 13” would be exceeded again. The point of the Polar Plunge is to shrink people back down proportionally so that 13” is again the longest male reproductive organ in the game, and then you can masturbate your way back up to the enormous 24” schlongs you have now.

Upon which time, winter will come, shrinkage will happen, and life will continue. (At least, that was the idea in the original post.) Guys, you know as well as I do – cold weather makes it smaller; it’s nothing to be ashamed about. You apologize to the woman and move on.