[media-credit id=75 align=”alignright” width=”225″][/media-credit] This is an actual campsite really far away from parking lots or artisanal cheeses. The dog, who hiked several miles to get to this choice spot, would be annoyed to know that a dual-sport motorcycle was an option.

Apparently what Weaver hilariously calls “gentlebros” ante up $2,500 ($3,500 if they want to rent a dual-sport motorcycle) for three days (three days!) of what the WC’s website calls “off-the-grid” camping, “gourmet cuisine” and “a film crew documenting the entire adventure.”

For laughs that will last you several hours — my favorite quote: “It’s almost as if the wild was designed as a proving ground for men” — watch the short video that Gawker cobbled together from what the WC offers to show how the participants “reclaim masculinity through adventure” by doing things like throwing axes against dead trees in Sequoia National Forest and caramelizing ribs with a blowtorch on the grill.

I don’t know what you spent on your last camping trip, but even when I’ve swung by Marczyk Fine Foods and loaded up on lobster tails (no blowtorch needed), fancy salads and really great chocolate, I’ve been hard-pressed to break, say, $500 on a long weekend camping trip for about 6-8 people, and that includes booze.

Then again, we didn’t have a film crew along.

Kyle Wagner is the editor of the Travel and OutWest sections at The Denver Post.

Travel and Fitness Editor Kyle Wagner grew up in Pittsburgh and lived in Lake County, Ill., and Naples, Fla., before moving to Denver in 1993, where she reviewed restaurants for Westword before moving to The Denver Post in 2002. She considers the best days to be those that involve her teenage daughters and doing something outside, preferably mountain biking or whitewater rafting.

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