Tuesday, February 1, 2011

For all the ladies who broke down with angry tears once you found out how the very hot vampire star Nelly Fang also likes to do it with boys, we have very good news: Gorgeous Nelly's cheating on his beard girlfriend with...girls! Tons of 'em!Oh, those good-looking Hollywood studs, just never know what they're going to do with their privates, huh?Well, get this: Nelly also has a name for his extremely well-used private parts. Want to know what it is?The Captain!Oh, this is too much. But, I think we're actually kinda into it, sort of fits Nelly's fun-loving, free-spirit personality. But, here are the deets:Recently, Nelly's been working on his latest project (he has a ton lately), The Chrysanthemum Coffin, and the predominantly fake gf—who he does sometimes occasionally take a romp with, mind you—has been to visit him on set. But, whenever that tired girlfriend of his vanishes, Nelly pulls into his trailer with whichever chick is willing.And, trust us, that be a lotta chicks, who always get a little after-sex show, courtesy of Nelly."The Captain got the job done!" Nelly will scream and moan, right after he's completed satisfying his lady friend (and himself). Or perhaps he'll say, rhetorically, "How 'bout that Captain, huh?"This is funnier than Russell Crowe talking about himself in third person during sex—"Go, Russ, Go!," he is rumored to say.And for those of you who are grimacing and wondering how perfect-specimen Nelly could ruin such a great moment (as the dude is totally great, in all departments), let us assure you once you've been in Mr. Fang's arms, no utterances, no matter how dorky, can deflate the moment—or his.And It Ain't: Tom Cruise, Denis O'Hare, Paul Wesley

"Dear Ted:You never did answer my question:) In a previous BB you referred to Nelly Fang's "missus," you didn't use the phrase "significant other" or "girlfriend". So does this mean that Nelly is a married man? My rescue mutt puppy, Bucky, wants to know.—J

Dear OMG:Just for you J., how about I do a Nelly Fang Bonus Blind later today? Have some fabulous dish regarding that "missus" of his."

Please in the future do not post entire blind items under a completely non-related blind item. Please be patient until we put it up and then discuss it under that one. We do not always get blind items up right away and/or at all. But it is distracting to everyone when this item is about Alexander Skarsgard.

SVM - the post is up for the new Lainey riddle. Also, as stated elsewhere on this webiste, please resist the need to alert us by e-mail about new blind items. We have other jobs besides this blog and will put up what we feel like, regardless of what/when people alert us to anything. And again, no copying an entire blind item under a different one, just to "kinda ask blurry to post it". It is unneccessary and distracting to everyone else.

I just want to say thank you to the sisters for taking time out of your busy lives to post when you can! It is very much appreciated by the regulars and most newcomers as well. SVM please keep it respectful towards the owners of this site. They are very busy, and I think you might have misunderstood Blurry's tone. The last thing they need is to be reminded by us what is out there--as the creators of the site they kinda know what's up.

Don't know what happened with SVM, but I do want to also say thank you to Blurry for this awesome site! I don't even read other BI blogs anymore because I like how organized this one is, lol, so I can wait for new posts. =)

That being said, Askars ftw! Also, I don't get how all these gay guys also sleep with girls....and enjoy it. Are they actually gay or bi? Anyways, good luck to him and Kate either way!

Totally agree with Tara and 88! And I'm sure it's not fun to be the enforcer, but the guidelines that the sisters have make it much easier for all of us to have discussions. Imagine how much of a pain it would be if every user posted comments that were off-topic... it would be almost as much of a mess as Ted's comment sections!

True, Cathy! I would never be able to sift through Ted's comments and expect to have a meaningful discussion. I was reading some the other day, and apparently on every Twilight related post, there is a "Nikki Reed Troll" who continues to post unnecessary crud. Thank goodness we don't have to deal with that here!

Don't know which I find more disturbing...Captain or Go Russ Go. I'll look at both fellas a little differently now. There's a photo of ASkars and Kate coming out of a supermarket on E and hot damn he looks good. I was at my local Coles last night and noone looked like that. I obviously shop in the wrong places LOL.

"Dear Ted:Does Nelly Fang's beard have a Blind Vice of her own, or has she appeared as a guest star in someone else's?—Amanda F., NYC

Dear What's in a Name:Again, beard (as we typically use it here in the A.T.) isn't so much the right term since they certainly get it on—unlike Topher, above. Still, Nelly is getting it from everyone on the side, and we have a feeling she isn't lonely at night, either. Nelly's lady has appeared in another B.V., but she doesn't have her own.

Dear Ted:After your last Nelly Fang Blind Vice, is it OK if I make a prediction? I predict that Nelly will announce that he's engaged to his girlfriend of one year, after all, isn't Valentine's Day supposed to be their one-year anniversary? Did you notice the convenient photo op they set up?—Grandma

Dear Gossiping Granny:I share in your prediction. If not by Valentine's, soon."

Rita, there ARE a few odd similarities between Travolta in the early days and Efron! Good call on that comparison. True, you can only stifle the "gay" for so long, it does not go away by forcing yourself to sleep with a member (or 500) of the opposite sex. ASkars seems to be a narcissist (aren't they all?) who gets off on people who worship him, so who cares whether they have a wang or a clam?! God complex.

"Dear Ted:So even though just a few days ago you told us that Nelly Fang has been cheating on his lady left and right, you think he'd going to propose? Why? To throw her off the trail? My handsome golden wants to know!—jkidera03

Dear Nelly Suspicious:Wish he would propose to me! Don't think he's trying to throw her off, or even put a ring on it just yet. Waiting to see how this one plays out and if his players really do play, all the time!"

"Dear Ted:What has happened to Kate Bosworth?! She used to be so pretty and fresh and act in top movies. Now her lips are grossly pumped up, she wears tacky clothes and the same smelly brown boots everywhere. And her career? What career? And what's with that cheap, Jewelmint jewelry line of hers. It must really kick her butt how happy the lovely Orlando Bloom and his beautiful little family are.

Dear Buzzing About Bosworth:Kate is adorable, but let's be real, she is most famous for Blue Crush, not exactly what we would call a top movie. True, the jewelry line is doing nothing for her comeback, and the poor gal seemed to be all over the headlines when she dropped a bunch of weight after Crush. That said, she's still a sweet gal, just with the totally wrong guy."

Tara - don't Travolta and Effron have the same pretty boy, dark hair, amazing blue eyes at the same age?

Poor guys. From now on, I will be encouraging every Quinto movie that comes out. We know he is gay, we know he doesn't want to pretend and have a beard, but we we still think he's hot and watch his movies!

"Dear Ted:You've previously stated that celebs have contacted you regarding Blind items you write about them. My question is about Nelly Fang. Do he or his GF know that you are writing about him? If he does, has he contacted you about it?—D0li

Dear Dirty Business:If he/she knew of Fang's business they would be in contact stat. Hasn't happened yet, but you know I'll be overly open to hearing that side of the story. Their relaysh is en route to a breakup anyway."

"Dear Ted:All this True Blood Season 4 Premiere scoop is getting me all hot and bothered for my favorite Viking vampire and the man who plays him, Alexander Skarsgård. Has he been up to his Vicey ways lately? And does Kate Bosworth know about his Vice and just deal with it, or is she in denial? Sort of like I am in denial that they are even an "item," if you can call it that. Anyway, me and my kitty and puppy love your column and would love some scoop on the Skars!—Court

Dear Viking Vicer:Alex's star is on the rise, so, of course, his Vice is too. The more famous he gets tho, the harder he works to keep his dirty little secret just that—well, sometimes at least. And babe, I'd be shocked if K.B. didn't at least have a sneaking suspicion of what her BF is up to. Not that she'd care."

I think Ted totally outed Skarsgard's Blind Moniker today:Dear Ted:Those Robsten fans are cray-cray! So let's move on to another sexy vampire: Alexander Skarsgård. What's up with his constant partying and drinking? It is one thing to have a little single fun, but it's quite another to party to drunkenness on a nearly daily basis and brag about it in interviews, especially when his mother is working hard to bring light to addiction issues. Is there something we A.Skars fans should be worried about?—LexiDear Nervous Nellie:Fear not, Lex, our fave True Blood hottie is just making the most of his single status. Work hard and play harder as they say! And remember, Alex lives to stir the pot, one reason why we heart him so.

Thanks guys! I don't know what is up with the Awful Truth lately. Ted's has been quite transparent, at times even POINTING at the blind vicers, also there will be no more Bitch Backs, but a.m. and p.m. mail. A change I don't consider to exciting, or even for the best, it steals from Ted's usual obnoxious yet fun bitchiness. I wonder if he's about to leave the AT?

"Dear Ted:Those Robsten fans are cray-cray! So let's move on to another sexy vampire: Alexander Skarsgård. What's up with his constant partying and drinking? It is one thing to have a little single fun, but it's quite another to party to drunkenness on a nearly daily basis and brag about it in interviews, especially when his mother is working hard to bring light to addiction issues. Is there something we A.Skars fans should be worried about?—Lexi

Dear Nervous Nellie:Fear not, Lex, our fave True Blood hottie is just making the most of his single status. Work hard and play harder as they say! And remember, Alex lives to stir the pot, one reason why we heart him so.

Dear Ted:Say I were to do a Blind Vice lineup, arranging Vicers from tallest to shortest. Out of Nelly Fang, Dashed Dingle Dream and Jackie Bouffant who would be in the middle?—Mike

Just catching up for the week and saw it. Very exciting! Not counting it as a reveal though. Remember, Ted messes with his readers. Even if Askars is not Nelly, he knows that we think he is. So he throws that out there to stir the pot.

Regardless, reader "Spie" already revealed Askars to be Nelly when he did the timeline proof. See the comments under other NF post for details.

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