Tottenham Have Bid Rejected For ‘£40m Man’ Andy Carroll

As of this morning, word is reaching Pies that Tottenham have had a £15 million bid for Newcastle bruiser Andy Carroll rejected, prompting Toon boss Alan Pardew to once again repeat that his towering forward is not for sale at any sodding price.

Said Pardew, quoted in the Metro of all places:

“Spurs can bid whatever they like. He is not for sale. I am going to say it one last time, Andy’s not for sale.”