TnT Fail...whats new right?

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Here's a fun story for you. Bola'd by one tnt at bank (Astaroth). I pursue to attack and kill. Java comes to his rescue...nearly dies. I fight these two for about 5 minutes (nearly killing both of them many times) until Tru comes with a greater dragon. Now really, guys, I know im freaking badass but a dragon in a fight where you already have the upper hand? cmon. Anyways I still fight and, once again, nearly kill java. Luckily he received heals from both Tru and Astaroth at that time. Astaroth attempts to throw down fields so i cannot enter my house. Little tip Astaroth, paralyze fields wont keep me out . Now these three cannot do it alone so they call on there super hero. Here comes NEO to the rescue. No..wait they still fail and yet again, almost kill Java.

Here's a fun story for you. Bola'd by one tnt at bank (Astaroth). I pursue to attack and kill. Java comes to his rescue...nearly dies. I fight these two for about 5 minutes (nearly killing both of them many times) until Tru comes with a greater dragon. Now really, guys, I know im freaking badass but a dragon in a fight where you already have the upper hand? cmon. Anyways I still fight and, once again, nearly kill java. Luckily he received heals from both Tru and Astaroth at that time. Astaroth attempts to throw down fields so i cannot enter my house. Little tip Astaroth, paralyze fields wont keep me out . Now these three cannot do it alone so they call on there super hero. Here comes NEO to the rescue. No..wait they still fail and yet again, almost kill Java.

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Here's a fun story for you. Bola'd by one tnt at bank (Astaroth). I pursue to attack and kill. Java comes to his rescue...nearly dies. I fight these two for about 5 minutes (nearly killing both of them many times) until Tru comes with a greater dragon. Now really, guys, I know im freaking badass but a dragon in a fight where you already have the upper hand? cmon. Anyways I still fight and, once again, nearly kill java. Luckily he received heals from both Tru and Astaroth at that time. Astaroth attempts to throw down fields so i cannot enter my house. Little tip Astaroth, paralyze fields wont keep me out . Now these three cannot do it alone so they call on there super hero. Here comes NEO to the rescue. No..wait they still fail and yet again, almost kill Java.

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So just to get this straight...you have no guild members on and ran into the house without getting killed or killing anyone?

Why come here and post?

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Must have skipped the first part of the post. I was fighting 2 vs 1 for a good 10 minutes until they called in a tamer (Tru). I'm not going to fight 3v1 when there's a tamer. But i neglected my smart thinking and proceeded to fight until they then brought out a stealth dismounter (Neo). Not that 4v1 plus a drag is enough. I CONTINUE to fight. They then proceeded to bring Mr. X to the fight with his all mighty leet skilz. At this point I ICQ'd a couple jsv friends (Fanta and Speedy). Yep, tnt was not to be seen again. Java, Neo, both just magically disappeared. Tru, Mr. X ran into the house not to come out again. Ghegis Khan even came out. But they wouldnt leave the house

I made this post for a good laugh. I guess since your TNT you wont get it. But its funny that you all will not fight what so ever unless you've got the opposing team outnumbered 2 to 1 .

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Must have skipped the first part of the post. I was fighting 2 vs 1 for a good 10 minutes until they called in a tamer (Tru). I'm not going to fight 3v1 when there's a tamer. But i neglected my smart thinking and proceeded to fight until they then brought out a stealth dismounter (Neo). Not that 4v1 plus a drag is enough. I CONTINUE to fight. They then proceeded to bring Mr. X to the fight with his all mighty leet skilz. At this point I ICQ'd a couple jsv friends (Fanta and Speedy). Yep, tnt was not to be seen again. Java, Neo, both just magically disappeared. Tru, Mr. X ran into the house not to come out again. Ghegis Khan even came out. But they wouldnt leave the house

I made this post for a good laugh. I guess since your TNT you wont get it. But its funny that you all will not fight what so ever unless you've got the opposing team outnumbered 2 to 1 .

All I need to do is lift my leg to fart and you run into the house, please......

You are the biggest house hugging newbie on the shard, please post as such!

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Oh really... Let me guess. you run hiding stealth and ninja? Hmm how weird... TnT does not fight 1v1's 2v2's 3v3's sometimes not even 7v4's you guys need at least double the amount of people before you come out... Then as soon as you guys gank a single person 8v1 you come here talking smack about that person and how they suck... rolleyes:

Oh really... Let me guess. you run hiding stealth and ninja? Hmm how weird... TnT does not fight 1v1's 2v2's 3v3's sometimes not even 7v4's you guys need at least double the amount of people before you come out... Then as soon as you guys gank a single person 8v1 you come here talking smack about that person and how they suck... rolleyes:

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When have you been outside Fanta?

At least Asty braves the fight (though I must admit it would make a better story if someone on either side had died).

Asty not that I wanna dis you or anything... I find it nice you fighting those 2 for 10 min. But really you should have dropped em, none of them run faction items and Asta got 0 DCI dont know about Java. Plus Astaroth highest skill is myst at 97, mager 72, wrestle 71, eval 74 or so ;-). And Java... Well need not say more hehe.... this should have been them after 5 min with you and .

Ahh well you will get em next time, hopefully they wont call in a drag...

People forget the failures, there are epic level failures all around.. i've witnessed two at least one by tnt and other by jsv/kin/wcb.. so really it doesn't matter move on.. Asty.. you lived laugh to yourself.. maybe a few friends.. because unlike me.. they don't find this amusing.. hell even when i fail i find it amusing... Oh well, can't give people a sense of humor.. eh..

Oh really... Let me guess. you run hiding stealth and ninja? Hmm how weird... TnT does not fight 1v1's 2v2's 3v3's sometimes not even 7v4's you guys need at least double the amount of people before you come out... Then as soon as you guys gank a single person 8v1 you come here talking smack about that person and how they suck... rolleyes:

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Oh, and fanta buddy... thats not exactly true.. they've succeeded in ganking me.. before and i haven't seen a post yet about how awesome they did... good thing.. i don't know what they would say honestly.. we killed phan down in grove woot...? got like 200silver? i don't know.. wouldn't matter much either way..

I know the feeling i cast curse and 99.76379% of tnt run for the hills till their buddies come...

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curse apple curse apple curse apple curse apple curse apple I will run out of apples before you run out of mana. I know all you leet mages enjoying casting an overpowered spell nonstop for your uber combos. I lose 50 resists and dex str and int. nice investment for only 11 mana. All the while I am swinging away against a parry mage and never hitting. So you play a template that is invulnerable to dexxers and you never miss with spells yet have to talk a ton of smack any chance you get. Please, last time I saw you on the field me and neo dropped you while asty pulled his pud.

curse apple curse apple curse apple curse apple curse apple I will run out of apples before you run out of mana. I know all you leet mages enjoying casting an overpowered spell nonstop for your uber combos. I lose 50 resists and dex str and int. nice investment for only 11 mana. All the while I am swinging away against a parry mage and never hitting. So you play a template that is invulnerable to dexxers and you never miss with spells yet have to talk a ton of smack any chance you get. Please, last time I saw you on the field me and neo dropped you while asty pulled his pud.

curse apple curse apple curse apple curse apple curse apple I will run out of apples before you run out of mana. I know all you leet mages enjoying casting an overpowered spell nonstop for your uber combos. I lose 50 resists and dex str and int. nice investment for only 11 mana. All the while I am swinging away against a parry mage and never hitting. So you play a template that is invulnerable to dexxers and you never miss with spells yet have to talk a ton of smack any chance you get. Please, last time I saw you on the field me and neo dropped you while asty pulled his pud.

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curse apple curse apple curse apple curse apple curse apple I will run out of apples before you run out of mana. I know all you leet mages enjoying casting an overpowered spell nonstop for your uber combos. I lose 50 resists and dex str and int. nice investment for only 11 mana. All the while I am swinging away against a parry mage and never hitting. So you play a template that is invulnerable to dexxers and you never miss with spells yet have to talk a ton of smack any chance you get. Please, last time I saw you on the field me and neo dropped you while asty pulled his pud.

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I remember this i do believe there was a blue tammer there as well but hey every one is going to die from time to time good job on the kill.

You seem to not be able to graps my flame. I was meaning that most of the time when i see ONE of your guys my first spell scares them off until two come back. My first spell happens to be curse 99% of the time.

Now you seem to make it out to be my fault that you choose to use an item in replace of a skill. You need the 120 from magic resist to make sure you can get your pretty little smoke bombs to go poof and make you dissapear.
YOU DAMN RIGHT IM GOING TO EXPLOIT IT

I remember this i do believe there was a blue tammer there as well but hey every one is going to die from time to time good job on the kill.

You seem to not be able to graps my flame. I was meaning that most of the time when i see ONE of your guys my first spell scares them off until two come back. My first spell happens to be curse 99% of the time.

Now you seem to make it out to be my fault that you choose to use an item in replace of a skill. You need the 120 from magic resist to make sure you can get your pretty little smoke bombs to go poof and make you dissapear.
YOU DAMN RIGHT IM GOING TO EXPLOIT IT

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People like you cry about my skills (stealth hide) my items (smokebombs) etc etc. It never stops with the crying on these boards. I only cry about speedhackers. And I do like to counter mage whines with dexxer whines.

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