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Jokes Of Kids

1.
Things that make you go Hmmm....
Why are they called quot;standsquot; when they are made for sitting?
quot;Instructions For Lifequot;
Be courteous to everyone.
Things that make you go Hmmm....
I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but
I'm not sure you realize what you heard is not what I mean't!
quot;Instructions For Lifequot;
Everyday show your family how much you love them with your
Words, with your touch and with your thoughtfulness.
Christmas Riddles
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter quot;Dquot;.
What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost.
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus
were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened
they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!
From Shardool Patel, age 9, Vadodara, India
Which sport is a favorite of the Grass Hopper?
Cricket!
From Geoffrey, age 11, Australia

2.
What did the bug say after he hit the windshield?
If I had the guts I'd do it again!
What grade would insects get in school?
Probably all Bees!
Why did the waiter stomp on his customer's hamburger?
Because the customer was in a hurry and told the waiter to step on it.
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Why couldn't the chess player light the fire?
Because he lost all his matches.