In so many ways, Lindsay Lohan is the gift that keeps on giving. Fourteen years after she starred as Cady Heron in the most quotable movie of our generation, she is trying her hand, again, at some of Mean Girls' best lines in a new video for W magazine. (She's lost that accent, by the way.) In the clip, she also asks the all-important question: what is the 2018 version of Sears? It's definitely an online store.

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One of the reasons a Mean Girls reunion/sequel has struggled to get off the ground is apparently the cast's availability, or lack thereof — they're all such big stars now, after all! (The musical is still happening though, don't worry.) But as this video shows, Lindsay could pull off a remake on her own, solo, literally playing all the parts! I mean, she has coach Carter's sex ed speech delivery down just perfect.

That said, Lindsay's busy working on clothing, candle, and makeup lines right now, so it's probably too much even for her to take on. And after all, you need to make sure you take the time to ensure your candles don't end up smelling like, you know, line #3 on this video countdown: "a baby prostitute." Maybe Janis can help with that?

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