Burger King now has a Dr Pepper shake. So it's like a root beer float. But blended. With Dr Pepper, not root beer.

Burger King now has a Dr Pepper shake. So it's like a root beer float. But blended. With Dr Pepper, not root beer.

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They have also rolled out the Extra Long Buttery Cheeseburger, served on an oblong bun. What will help you reach 710 calories, 90 mg of cholesterol and 1250 mg of sodium? Add butter.

They have also rolled out the Extra Long Buttery Cheeseburger, served on an oblong bun. What will help you reach 710 calories, 90 mg of cholesterol and 1250 mg of sodium? Add butter.

Photo: Burger King

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Now Burger King has also introduced jalapeno chicken fries. It's totally true that longer, skinnier mish-mashes of chicken taste uniquely different from the chicken nuggets they've long served.

Now Burger King has also introduced jalapeno chicken fries. It's totally true that longer, skinnier mish-mashes of chicken taste uniquely different from the chicken nuggets they've long served.

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KFC in the Philippines has replaced the typical pizza crust with chicken. The website BGR says it looks like "death in a box." But it's official name is KFChizza. The video that follows explains.

KFC in the Philippines has replaced the typical pizza crust with chicken. The website BGR says it looks like "death in a box." But it's official name is KFChizza. The video that follows explains.

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KFCs in Hong Kong have been serving up the Napoli Crispy Pizza Chicken. Buzzfeed declared it "horrifying." But it's not that far from chicken parmesan. A video about the whole thing follows.

KFCs in Hong Kong have been serving up the Napoli Crispy Pizza Chicken. Buzzfeed declared it "horrifying." But it's not that far from chicken parmesan. A video about the whole thing follows.

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It's not like we haven't tried the chicken and pizza here. Domino's Pizza launched the "specialty chicken," an apparent pizza with a white chicken canvas replacing what would have been a crust. Comes in four flavors of cholesterol surge. Domino's literally headlines press release with, "Failure is an option." Glad you're open to that, Domino's. less

It's not like we haven't tried the chicken and pizza here. Domino's Pizza launched the "specialty chicken," an apparent pizza with a white chicken canvas replacing what would have been a crust. Comes in four ... more

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Pizza and mustard? But of course if you order a Hot Dog Bites Pizza, which Pizza Hut introduced in June 2015. Talk about your pigs in a blanket: 28 mini dogs in the crust. Pizza Hut has already been selling this bad boy in Canada and the United Kingdom. less

Pizza and mustard? But of course if you order a Hot Dog Bites Pizza, which Pizza Hut introduced in June 2015. Talk about your pigs in a blanket: 28 mini dogs in the crust. Pizza Hut has already been selling ... more

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For your prom date wearing hues of poultry, KFC's chicken corsage was offered a couple years ago. You could customize the corsage drumstick with Original Recipe, Extra Crispy or Kentucky Grilled Chicken. Hope you know her chicken type. Try not to get grease stains on your rented tux. less

For your prom date wearing hues of poultry, KFC's chicken corsage was offered a couple years ago. You could customize the corsage drumstick with Original Recipe, Extra Crispy or Kentucky Grilled Chicken. Hope ... more

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KFC’s Double Down chicken sandwich: The king of the novelty sandwiches, the double down is bacon and cheese trapped between two chicken patties. Buy 10 and get your first valve replacement free. KFC had previously retired this sandwich, but then later resurrected it on a limited basis. less

KFC’s Double Down chicken sandwich: The king of the novelty sandwiches, the double down is bacon and cheese trapped between two chicken patties. Buy 10 and get your first valve replacement free. KFC had ... more

Photo: Jay Reed Via Flickr

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McDonald’s lobster roll: Why anyone would go to Maine to eat McDonald’s lobster is one of the great mysteries of our time. Pictured above, an actual, non-McDonald's, presumably delicious lobster roll.

McDonald’s lobster roll: Why anyone would go to Maine to eat McDonald’s lobster is one of the great mysteries of our time. Pictured above, an actual, non-McDonald's, presumably delicious lobster roll.

Photo: Heath Robbins

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Jack in the Box’s bacon shake: And you thought building a brand around a novelty antenna topper was crazy.

Jack in the Box’s bacon shake: And you thought building a brand around a novelty antenna topper was crazy.

In case you wanted unnaturally formed meat as a pizza base instead of refined carbohydrates, you now have a friend in Domino's Pizza.

The pizza chain announced this week the launch of its "specialty chicken," apparently a canvas of white meat chicken topped with sauce, cheese, vegetables and more meat.

And Domino's knows exactly what you're thinking. Its TV ad touting the new creation (see gallery above) says "failure is an option" (good to know) and answers your "Oh no you di-in't" with "Oh yes we did."

This comes on the heels of KFC heralding prom season with chicken with the chicken corsage. Young awkward teens can charm their dates with their choice of original recipe, extra crispy or Kentucky barbecue.