I have a little blog thingy that I do at livejournal, and I'm "PensMakeMeSmile" so you can look me up. Leave a comment, drop a line, stalk me, whatever. But I have some pretty insightful crap on it.

The Beginning

Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.

—Lev Grossman, TIME, July 18, 2011

(I absolutely love this quote, and it was in an article in the TIMES magazine. If you looked up "TIMES fanfiction article," on Google, it'll lead you right to it. Just click on the Times.com link.

I'm A Newly Discovered Introvert

Definition: Contrary to what most people think, an introvert is not simply a person who is shy. In fact, being shy has little to do with being an introvert! Shyness has an element of apprehension, nervousness and anxiety, and while an introvert may also be shy, introversion itself is not shyness. Basically, an introvert is a person who is energized by being alone and whose energy is drained by being around other people.

Introverts are more concerned with the inner world of the mind. They enjoy thinking, exploring their thoughts and feelings. They often avoid social situations because being around people drains their energy. This is true even if they have good social skills. After being with people for any length of time, such as at a party, they need time alone to "recharge."

When introverts want to be alone, it is not, by itself, a sign of depression. It means that they either need to regain their energy from being around people or that they simply want the time to be with their own thoughts. Being with people, even people they like and are comfortable with, can prevent them from their desire to be quietly introspective.

Being introspective, though, does not mean that an introvert never has conversations. However, those conversations are generally about ideas and concepts, not about what they consider the trivial matters of social small talk.

Introverts make up about 60% of the gifted population but only about 25-40% of the general population.

Contacts: The only ones that I'm willing to share so far;

Pottermore: WolfsbaneHeart16545

Beta: Yay! I finally got one; Kativa-chan! She will be partially (hell; I'm still writing it, right?) responsible for my AWESOME new yaoi story coming out soon!

(For the record people; to me, having a Beta and having an Editor are two different things. My Beta has the credentials, and all, but my EDITORS are just my friends who look aver my stories some, read them, give me comments, and all. They have no credentials at all, and are simply being given credit because I'm in a good mood. :3)

Editor: My Editor is one of my Best Friends, Crescent Moon 202, thank her for all of my awesome stories that are not yaoi! (Hehehe, she has an...*hemhem* aversion...to all things Yaoi. She's not homophobic, rather she's...*ahem* innocent? Not in the way you'd think, I man she certainly doesn't have a snow white mind--Sorry Luna-chan! I beg FORGIVENESS!!--she's just Conservative.) My yaoi editor is my yaoi-obsessed Best Friend, XxAsamiUzumakixX, so thank her for my soon-to-be-posted yaoi stories!

Quick Things About Me:

1) I despise liars, and I myself have never been one. Harsh, mean, horrifyingly, brutally blunt honesty has always been more of my forte.

2) I have recently discovered that I have Insomnia. I am not sure which type, but I have some info here:

Primary insomnia: Primary insomnia means that a person is having sleep problems that are not directly associated with any other health condition or problem.

Insomnia also varies in how long it lasts and how often it occurs. It can be short-term (acute insomnia) or can last a long time (chronic insomnia). It can also come and go, with periods of time when a person has no sleep problems. Acute insomnia can last from one night to a few weeks. Insomnia is called chronic when a person has insomnia at least three nights a week for a month or longer.

Causes of acute insomnia can include:

Significant life stress (job loss or change, death of a loved one, divorce, moving).Illness.Emotional or physical discomfort.Environmental factors like noise, light, or extreme temperatures (hot or cold) that interfere with sleep.Some medications (for example those used to treat colds, allergies, depression, high blood pressure and asthma) may interfere with sleep.Interferences in normal sleep schedule (jet lag or switching from a day to night shift, for example).

Causes of chronic insomnia include:

Depression and/or anxiety.Chronic stress.Pain or discomfort at night.

Symptoms of insomnia can include:

Sleepiness during the day.General tiredness.Irritability.Problems with concentration or memory.

(As in; Liked, but not enough to venture around into the Archives, looking for a story mainly focused on this pairing. Or, that I like if they are pairs in a story, as a side. Eg: Story: SasuNaru. Sides: NejiGaa, ShinoKiba.)

Because everyone has them; even if we are unwilling to admit it. *cough* LUNA-CHAN (CRESCENT MOON 202) *cough* (And please; do not judge based on the large amount of sick fics in my faves. Or this list. Or anything else incriminating Michiko Michiyo as a sickening closet perv.*grin*)

Opinions: Okay, I hate fangirls, but i'm just gonna say, that if I met Gaara, Sasuke, Naruto, Ikuto, Draco, Scorpius, or Tom Felton on the street, I would totally go crazy! Who wouldn't? *Rape Face* (As one of my BFF's, Panda-chan calls it) Also, if I had Naruto plushy dolls, the would either be

Scorpius with anyone but Rose (Yo, they are like MADE for each other!!!!)

Sasuke with anyone but Sakura or Naruto!

Gaara with anyone but Sakura!

Yamcha/Bulma: Are you kidding me? The WEAKLING!

Trunks/Marron: Okay, I like Marron, but HELLZ NO!

Trunks with anyone but Pan.

Pan with anyone but Trunks.

Name: Weell, don't wanna tell my real one, cuz I am sooo not stupid like that, yo. I might one day though :) I might depend on if I am intoxicated or not, or what narcotic I may have ingested...eh, ANYWAY-- Michiko Michiyo is actually my first and last names, in Japanese form!

Personal Motto(s) Of the (Day, Week, Year...): If the poison is inevitable, then might as well drink to the last drop. If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit! Avada Kedevra Motherfucker! SHANNARO Bitch! Please note: before you choose to piss me off, I suffer from mental illness so could easily kill you and plead insanity. Have a nice day :) Roses are red, violets are blue, when god gave us brains, where the &%!# were you?

Gender:Okay, if you haven't figured this out yet, dude; You. Are. Sad. Do you understand? Sad. Still don't get it? I'm a girl. Female. WOMAN. Of the smarter gender. Une fille. Okay? Good. And if you STILL don't get it, well, I'm sorry; only the waffles can save you now. *Bows head solemnly*

Interesting Things About Me: 1) Okay, I have just discovered that I have a case of Insomnia. 2) I hate cheese. I will only eat it on Pizza, Macaroni Pie and on Pasta. Even then, basically only mozzarella and Parmersian. I hate cheddar. Especially the smell. 3) I sleep talk. Not the loud, clear type, but the inaudible mumbling type. 4) I HATE cheesecake. Like, HATE.

Birthplace: Born American, but I won't tell you where! Try to figure it out!

Location: In the Carribean, moved here about four years ago, and I still bear my American accent proudly!

Race: Well, this is a tricky one...hmmm...okay, well, I on my Mother's side, have Haitian, mostly white, blood, French, English... yeah, most of my Mother's family is white. On my Fathers' side, he is mostly African, with some French and English blood. Jeez , talk about eclectic!

Eye Color/Shape: Brown (more like a chocolaty thing with darker brown flecks...sorry, I just love me some description :P) and they are Almond shaped, but they slant like a cat's sometimes. Sometimes they seem really small, like when I squint, but most of the time they kin of stand out on my face.

Facial Features: My face is sort of round. When I was little, it was really, really round. Sort of like a beach ball. Or the full moon. But now its evened out, gotten longer, more oval like. It's pretty sweet :) my nose is round and a relatively normal size. My lips are kind of big, but their really "plump" (there goes that description again!) and they're always red. Well, the top one is always a dark red, with a deep brown hint to it, and the bottom is always red as if I'm wearing some sort of lip gloss. My eyebrows are smooth and relatively normal. Not bushy...just smooth. I have REALLY high cheekbones, and my cheeks are round and a little chubby. When I was younger, they used to be fat and chubby looking, but their more smooth with a hint of the roundness. My most noticeable feature are my dimples. They are so deep, that when I talk they pop out. Even when I twitch they pop out! I have two of them, on both cheeks, and I get them from my Mom's side.

Glasses: They are rectangular specs, and they have a metallic bluish/black frame, that's thin and very, very light.

Hair/Color: Ummm, naturally black, but I dyed it as I went along, and it got browner somehow... so now its like a black all at the top, with different shades and layers of browns all going down, and since I dyed it red at one point, the top shines a sort of auburn gold sometimes in the sun...ohh, and it also got slightly sun bleached! Yeah, and my hair is in dreadlocks going down to my lower back, and I love it. So there, anyone who has any stupid "Rasta" jokes, can just take it up the ass, cuz I don't give!

Skin/Tone: My skin is, well when i'm in the U.S, it gets really, really pale! Oh, but in the Carribean, because of all the sun you know, I get tanned to a...cocoa? And if I don't get enough sun down here, I get paler and paler...which really sucks when people accuse you of bleaching! * violent eyebrow twitch* Yeah...

Age: 13!!! But sometimes (usually -_-) people mistake me for being much older. It's flattering--yeah, when you're 10!--sometimes, but usually, I just feel kinda awkward, especially when older people--apparently--try to hit on me. (I never notice stuff like this, but apparently everyone else does...*sweatdrop*)

About Me: Most girls fall in love with fairytales before they learn how to read. The princess in distress, the evil witch, the handsome prince, the happily-ever-afters – all of it has their hearts captured. Well, I was never one of those girls. I fell in love with the stories about Princess' who wouldn't let themselves be locked up, who loved to hunt, and swim, and fight, and could most definitely hold their own in a fight! With the handsome, fiery Princes who longed for freedom, the witches who ended up Best Friends with the Princess', and with the Dragon who saved the day. Well, I love reading, honestly to god I do, i've been reading since I was two years old, I love fiction (hence, FAN FICTION!), and because of all the reading, I have a very advanced vocabulary, and wayyy too much imagination! I love supernatural things, and adventure and romance and all of that... I think that Tom Felton is a sexy piece of man flesh! Me-YOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! I hate liars, and I myself have never been one. Yes, horrifying, mean, brutally blunt honesty, but lying? No. I love Mythology. Greek, Roman, Egyptian, African, Scottish, Asian.. anything really. But I really love Ancient Egyptian and Ancient Greek! Because of my aloofness towards other people, i'm often mistaken for a fifteen year old, it's a little annoying at times, and a little embarrassing. I'm a very temperamental and crazy person. I'm a very... private person. And sometimes (well, usually) I give off a cold and closed aura to people I don't know, so it scares some people off, or makes them think that i'm a snob. In some cases, the reason that i'm being cold to you, is just because I flat out do not like you, and i'm also really blunt, so if I don't like you, i'll probably tell you that, depending on my mood. But, really, it's just my way of showing that i'm nervous or timid. I often repress emotions like sadness, so I have this facade that I put up, that only certain people can see through. Other times, when i'm with people I know, and am you know, comfortable with, i'm joking, slightly cheerful, crazy, excited, incredibly random at odd times and just..happy. I'm a very vocal and outspoken person who absolutely does not take any bullshit form ANYONE. I am extremely artistic, and I love writing. I do writing, photography, painting, collage's, drawings, sketches, mosaics, jewellery making...you name it, and I've most likely done it. I'd like to become an Artist/Photographer, but right now I'm especially interested in psychology. I am free spirited, and I cannot wait to grow up and travel! I want to go anywhere and everywhere! To see the world, meet new (well, newer) people, and just...live. Really, I just wan't to live as much as I can, and be as...spontaneous as possible on my short stay on this earth of ours! I am very protective of my friends and family, and if someone messes with anyone of us, their ass is roasted, deep fried and on a platter with an apple in their mouths! I am the Queen of Sarcasm, and my sense of humor is dry, and quite often, dirty ;) So, some people may or may not like me, and if you do, thanks, but if you don't well, too bad, because i'm not gonna cry!

Bad Habits: 1) Chewing Lips: Okay, I do this completely subconsciously, and sometimes I even bite hard enough to bruise them! 2) Chewing Nails: Okay, I know, gross, but I've been doing this since I was old enough to chew solid foods for Christs sake! 3) Cracking Knuckles: Yeah, when i'm nervous, or trying not to kill someone, lol, I do it 4) Rub The Tip Of My Nose:Lol, when i'm embarrassed or exasperated, I do this frequently 5) Licking My Lips: I now, it's horrible because my lips are always dry, but it sort of ties in with the whole lip chewing thing. :)

Things I Think Make Me a Writer: Well, this is one of the only ways i'm able to express my emotions fully, so I love it. Also, because, when I read something, I don't just, read it, I feel it. Like, say a characters Mother dies, i'll feel that pain, and i'll cry too. Sometimes I think that thats my problem, that I feel too much, and I react. But I think that this is what makes me...me.

Favorite Anime/Manga/Books: Okay, well these are only random ones off the top of my head, and I barely started the Anime/Manga: Shugo Chara, Dragon Ball Z, Harry Potter, Twilight, His Dark Materials Series, Magic or Madness?, The Vampire Diaries, Young Justice, Teen Titans, The Hunger Games, Vampire Academy, Morganville Vampires, The Immortals Series, A Wrinkle In Time, Poison Apple Books, Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr, Inheritence, Gregor the Overlander, The 39 Clues, etc.

Fears: 1) Cockroaches. I know, I know,they're smaller than me and more afraid..but honestly, I freak when I see them. Yech. 2)All Crawly Things. Ugh. 3)Deep, deep water. Okay, I've always had this fear of deep water, because I don't know whats under my feet. Stupid right? And yet, I have no problem with boats. And I love to swin in the ocean, but not too too far...

Religion: Not too sure, some people call me an Atheist, but i'm not. I do pray, when I just need someone...but honestly, nothing set in stone. My mother raised me to think for myself, and, i'm just trying to find my way. (Gettin' a little philosophical there... *snickers* )

*10 Things About MichikoMichiyo29*

1) I love the taste of coconut, but I hate the texture of it.

2) I have trouble sleeping, and problems eating regularly (I don't have an eating disorder, honestly, I couldn't care less about my weight, but sometimes I just forget to eat. Normally I wouldn't care, but everyone is getting super worried, so I make sure to eat. Sometimes.)

3) I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays. Basically most days that end in "Y," ( Yes, I know I'm a depressing prick, sue me!)

10) I'm usually asleep in classes where I'm supposed to be paying attention :3

So I took the Which Beautiful Vampiress Are You? Quiz. The results are:

The Queen of the NightYou are the powerful dark goddess who rules the night. You are a true diva. You are charismatic and have a very commanding aura about you. Dynamic, fiery, and tempestuous, you thirst for power and aim to attain it by any means neccessary.What's so scary about you: Your temper is legendary. When you see red everyone had better start praying.Your gemstone: AmberYour Moon: Lightning Moon (August)

You know when you take a quiz and be like, "Oh, it's not ACTUALLY gonna give me stuff that makes sense," and it pops up with something that tells you so much about yourself that it's scary, and you sit there and seethe fr a while about the truthfulness of it all, and then you huff and peacefully lie to yourself?

Yeah, I get that feeling, here. O.o

Kay, so I took an Are You An Uke, Or Seme? Test ( FORGIVE ME LUNA-CHAN, THE DARK SIDE CALLS TO ME!) and I got:

You are a Chibi Seme

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

You are calm, but also a bit superstitious. You usually keep your emotions to yourself, but sometimes you let them get out of hand. You are more of the lonely type, making friends, but prefering not to be in the center of attention. You do what you know is right, and you don't complain that often.

Yay! Miki loves the water! Yay!

Luna: O.e ... *SLAP*

Miki: WAAAAAAHHHH!!! LUNA-CHAN IS SO MMMEEEEANNNNNN!!!!

Luna: *shrugs* So she's not back to normal yet? Hm...might have to try again... *SLAP*

Miki: *nod* Mmhm, Luna-chan went crazy and tried to hurt Miki with a crowbar, so Miki ran away!

Panda:...Are you sure she wasn't just trying to open the box--?

Miki: NO! Miki would NEVER make a mistake like that! Luna-chan was trying to KILL Miki!

Panda: *rolls eyes* Right. And I'll ACTUALLY do my homework on time this year...pfft.

Miki: *GASP* REALLY? REALLY?

Panda: *sweatdrop* This is gonna be a LONG walk...

Taa DA! Whatcha think of my little dialogue?

Which Greek Goddess Are You?:

Nyx, goddess of the night.

You're a very quiet, dark, lonely person. You probably don't have much friends and tend to be by yourself, maybe trying to blend in with everyone else. And if you do have friends you're probably very loyal to them.

What Faction Do You Belong To?

Dauntless

Straight-forward, daring, and dangerous, you're like Uriah and Marlene! ZIP LINE AWAY

( ) -Many people find me attractive. (It's hard for me to answer stuff like that, because I don't consider people leering at me for my "attractiveness" nice. If they do. I'm confused)

(x)- I'm quiet and very mature for my age. ( Quiet when I'm not around my friends. Mature, very for my age. But sometimes I do go off.)

(x)- I don't actually like fighting though I can fight. ( I prefer to kick ass with my words, which are more than sufficient, trust me. If all else fails, and I or my friends are physically attacked, then yes, I will open up a fresh can of whoop ass!)

(x)- I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool. ( He's just misunderstood!!!!!)

( )- I'm the top of my class. Intelligence. ( I don't really apply myself too much. I'm changing that next year though. Intelligence? that, my dears, I most certainly do not lack.)

( )- I dislike my own appearance. .. I'm self conscious ( Well, self-concious about people staring at me, then yeah. But only because I have an...ah. abundance of...assets, let's say, and I get a little embarrassed. but Not to the extent where I dislike my appearance.)

(x)- Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery. (It is)

(x)- Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person. ( I have that rough and tough exterior, but deep down, I'm a big softie :)

( ) - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender. ( Nahh...that's Panda-chan.)

(x)- I like water sports. (Funn)

(Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5/7)

Sasori

( )- I look young for my age. (No.)

(x) - Puppets are fascinating...

(x)- I'm very impatient.

( ) - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.

( )- My Grandma annoys me.

( )- I'm the smallest of my friends.

(x)- Loud noises/people annoy me.

(Sasori Score: 3/7)

Deidara

(x)- I'm an artist.

(x) - I like and appreciate art.

( )- My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.

( )- I have blue eyes.

( )- I'm the youngest in my group of friends.

( )- I hate Tobi.

(x)- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

(Deidara Score: 3/7)

Kakuzu

( ) - I'm a saver, not a spender.

( )- My eyes are either green or hazel.

( )- I have had stitches.

( )- I hate Hidan.

( )- Younger people tend to tick me off.

(x)- I am the oldest in my group of friends.

(x) - My skin is dark or tanned.

(Kakuzu Score: 2/7)

Hidan

(x)- I have a cussing/swearing problem.

(x)- I hate Kakuzu.

( )- I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.

( )- I am religious.

(x) - I am very strong-willed.

( )- I have cut myself on purpose before.

(x)- I'm very prone to accidents.

(Hidan Score: 4/7)

Zetsu

(x)- I have a split personality. Two sides.

(x)- Nature is AWESOME!

(x)- I'm usually alone.

(x) - I don't mind the company of others.

(x)- I don't have many friends.

(x) - Tobi is not that bad.

( )- I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

(Zetsu Score: 6/7)

Tobi

( )- I'm always hyperactive. (If I'm around people I like..)

(x)- I have a particular person who I like to pester.

(x)- People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.

-Your often associated with the color/Your favorite color is purple (x)

Count: 6

Yuiki Yaya

-You're the older sibling ( )

-You wish you were an only child (x)

-You like sweets (x)

-You are known to be a matchmaker/shipper around your friends ( )

-You like cute things ( )

-You read a lot of manga (x)

-You like to be the center of attention ( )

-You hate it when people fight ( )

-You like being the youngest of your friends ( )

-You're often associated with the color/Your favorite color is pink ()

Count: 3

Tsukiyomi Ikuto

-You're the older sibling ( )

-You secretly care about your little sibling ( )

-You'll go out of your way to keep the people you care about out of danger (x)

-You like teasing your crush ()

-Your crush thinks you're a pervert ()

-People often compare you to a cat (X)

-You're stubborn (x)

-You don't tell people about your pain and troubles (x)

-You're protective of your family (x)

-You're often associated with the colors/Your favorite colors are midnight blue and black (x)

Count: 6

Hotori Tadase

-You're an only child ()

-You have a rival in love that you despise ()

-You like dogs (x)

-You're a very sweet and shy person ( )

-You want power ()

-You have a secretly spoiled character ( )

-You hate it when people call you "prince" ( )

-You're bad at making speeches (X)

-You're often associated with the colors/Your favorite colors are sky blue and yellow ()

Count: 2

Fujisaki Nagihiko

-You're an only child ()

-Your parents expect a lot out of you (x)

-You have long hair (x)

-You are one of the tallest people out of your friends (x)

-You like dance ()

-You like basketball (x)

-You are a secret flirt (x)

-You have slight romantic feelings for your friend of the opposite sex (x)

-You have crossdressed before ()

-You've often associated with the colors/Your favorite colors are blue and purple (x)

Count: 3

Souma Kukai

-You're the youngest sibling (x)

-You like to play sports ()

-You like competiton ( )

-You have a thing for older men/women ()

-You like to try different things (x)

-You like ramen (x)

-You're very easy going ( )

-You're considered to be the big brother/sister of your friends (x)

-You're the oldest of your friends (x)

-Your often associated with the color/Your favorite color is green ()

Count: 5

Sanjo Kairi

-You're the younger sibling (x)

-You often take care of your older sibling (x)

-You do martial arts/kendo/karate ()

-You're tall for your age (x)

-You're very serious and blunt (x)

-You wear glasses (x)

-You're good at making observations (X)

-You use advanced vocabulary in everyday speech (X)

-You like sticking to a schedule ()

-You're often associated with the color/Your favorite color is green ()

Count: 6

I am:

40% Amu

50% Rima

60% Utau

30% Yaya

60% Ikuto

20% Tadase

30% Nagihiko

50% Kukai

70% Kairi

Standings:

1) Kairi, Ikuto, Utau,

2) Rima, Kukai

3) Amu

4) Yaya, Nagihiko,

5) Tadase

Okay, I feel abso-posi-tively-yeppers happy, because I got Ikuto, and Utau. Kairi was sort of a surprise for me, but then again...ehh. Also, Kairi is the highest score I got. It was the glasses that added that extra point!

Ciao!

Number Your Twelve Favorite Naruto Characters ((in no order)) And Answer The Questions!

Kankuro and Tsunade!! HOLY SHIT! Front page news: The Hokage Of The Hidden Leaf Village Gets Pregnant By The Kazekage of the Hidden Sand's Big BROTHER!

4.) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Temari...Actually...no.

5.)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Gaara and Sasuke? Maybe... some sort of gay emo love...then maybe.

6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Kakashi and Temari? Or Kakashi and Ino? Honestly, KakaxTem, because I can't imagine the latter.

7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Shikamaru walked in on Gaara and Kankuro? Okay, either A) He screams incest or B) Joins in and a hot gay threesome occurs. The writer's choice really. :)

8.) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Hinata and Kankuro...

She's the weakling of her family, the talent less little girl who depends on other people, the timid little mouse, who everyone says will amount to nothing, and he's the puppet boy, the freak, the joking pervert, who used to be afraid of his own little brother. A coward. They both felt alone, useless and unwanted, but when they meet, can they save each other from a long life filled with pain and emptiness, by giving the other something to live for? Or will they be crushed by the will and desires of others, who would leave them alone and broken? Read and find out, my dear readers, if these two feel that their lives are truly worth living, or if they simply give up and let themselves be used like dolls. It's your choice.

OMG, this actually makes me want to write this story!!!!!! BTW, I just pulled this one out of NOWHERE!! Kudos to moi!

9.) Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Of course. Motherly fics...daughter time... all that jazz!

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Shikamaru/Kankuro: Pick Up The Pieces

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Love wasn't put in your heart to stay. Love isn't love until you give it away.

MM29MM29MM29Michiko MichiyoMM29MM29MM29

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

MM29MM29MM29Michiko MichiyoMM29MM29MM29*

*MM29MM29MM29Michiko Michiy

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

“Because I said so, that’s why.”

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

‘If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

“Keep crying, and! I’ll give you something to cry about.”

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

‘You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

“Stop acting like your father!”

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

“Just wait until we get home.”

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

“You are going to get it when you get home!”

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way.”

19. My mother taught me ESP.

“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

“You’re just like your father.”

23 My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”

25. My mother taught me JUSTICE.

“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”

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Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. The way her hand always finds yours

13. The way they smile

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"

18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!

23. The way they say "I miss you"

24. The way you miss them

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys

1. The way they always wear their favorite cologne (which happens to be the one that you bought them for their birthday)

2. The way the run their hands through out hair

3. The way that they look at you and you want to die right then and there

4. The way that they casually put their arms around you

5. The way that they kiss away your tears 6. …and the way that they then get mad at how they can’t make your problem go away

7. The way they show off around their friends, even though you both know that you would love them even if they missed a basket or two

8. How there eyes light up at the result of 3 hours of preparing for your date

9. How they always know just what to say to make you blush

10. How they sometimes think that they know just what to say to make you feel better, even if you think that it is the worst thing that they could say

11. The way they hold you close when you are cold

12. How they look at you when your mad at them and all your anger melts away

13. How they always smile when you are together

14. The way that they always let you win any game that you play together

15. … and then when you point that out to them they pretend to not know what you are talking about

16. The way that they smile at you

17. The way that you feel when they call to apologize after you had a big fight

18. The way that they say I love you

19. The way that they say I love you in front of their friends

20. The way that they touch and hold you so gently, like they are afraid that they will break you

21. The way that they kiss you

22. The way that they open their arms to you when you are crying

23. The way that they never admit that you hurt them

24. The way that they try not to cry when they are afraid that they are losing you

25. The way that they think that they are your big protector, even though you think that you are theirs

26. The way that they say I miss you, even though they hate to admit it

27. The way that you miss everything about them when they are gone

28. The way that they remember your special moments, or aniversaries when you think that they forgot

29. The way that they apologize when they do forget

30. The way that they comfort you when you have a bad day

31. The way that you can’t wait to get home and tell them all about your day

32. The way that they write you love letters even if they think that it is uncool

33. How they would rather be with you then their friends sometime

34. How you want to hug them even though they are all sweaty

35. Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them… it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without a trace of sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley comsumed within the rhythimic beatings of his heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing a feeling, that is only felt.

"Twinkle twinkle little whore

you're at school, not Jersey Shore

you're a slutty, orange mess

please go find a longer dress"

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Stay by Miley Cyrus (Well...it's accurate in some ways...)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Who Says by Selena Gomez (That's just friggin' hilarious YO!!!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Sad Songs by Melanie Fiona ( *smiles sadly*)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

London Beckons Songs About Money Written By Machines by Panic! At The Disco (Aah...the irony. Actually, my BFF's and I LOVE P!ATD)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Waka Waka by Shakira (LOLZ omg...really, I'm not even sure who I like. Haven't thought about it at all...)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Bubbly by Colbie Caillat ( That's sort of sweet, which is really what I love this song for, that fact that it makes me feel those 'Bubbly' feelings)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Rock God by Selena Gomez (I SWEAR! LOOLLL!!!)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Green Light by John Legend (hmmm...)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Who Makes You Feel by Dido ( Love this song. Plus it has that sort of sweet, heavy melody that I love. Perfect for a wedding. Hell, I'm no sap, and it has the 'fuck you life' tone that I love, ya know?)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

With You by Chris Brown (Interesting... Never would've thought, Lol)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTREST?

Beggin' On Your Knees by Victoria Justice (I swear I don't go around randomly singing to people...okay LIE, I do, but still _- hehehe)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Forever by Drake (What would that mean?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

If I Ain't Got You by Alicia Keys ( Wow...I really love my iPod. Its so, so true. Here that guys? I LOVE YA!!!!!!!! Definitely couldn't live without my Besties. :) )

WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Ours by Taylor Swift (That my love would go off to war and abandon me to dreary modern day cubicle life? And that I would write a song about it? Don't get me wrong, I love the song, but...kinda random)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

I Heard Love Is Blind by Amy Winehouse (God, you know I love me some Amy, but THE FUCK?? BLINDNESS? REALLY, YO? REALLY????????????? That's fucked up seriously, FUCKED. UP!!!!!!!!

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