I know WKRP was based on the old WQXI in Atlanta, and wasn’t the “turkey drop” episode based on a real Thanksgiving promotion WQXI did? If I remember what I’ve heard about it, at the real turkey drop no turkeys died because they could sort-of fly.

In an unusual Holiday tradition, while she’s in the attack chopper sitting on her helmet to keep her balls from getting blown off, Sarah who through her scope can see Georgia as she’s sighting wolves and/or Levi in her back yard (she looks all the Waycross Russia and sees it on the farside hiding between Russia and Azerbaijan), wishes all of us Georgia fan turkeys, who she’s heard by golly know something about a slaughter, a merry thanksgiving before she does a Black Friday to get Todd a rebuilt motor for his snow-machine – anything to keep his ass out of the house more than it is now especially since she hung up her jock on being guv…

In the meantime, because of depressed book sales, her rogue agent is considering an informal offer from PETA to pose naked on top of an igloo with sedated wolves draped on her to cover the sensitive part in a proposed photo-shoot called Three Wolf Night – It’s Midnight in Americus.

Quote Of The Day

“Being a student at Georgia and playing ball, I’ve definitely grown, widened my horizons and experienced things I never thought I would. I feel like I’ve grown on and off the field, and the university prepared me for that. I’ve done some awesome things and met some awesome people. I’ll definitely be back to finish my schoolwork, because that was a big priority for me and my family and weighed heavily on my decision. I know football won’t last forever. It’ll be great to come back and get that degree, so I can tell my kids about it one day.” — Roquan Smith, AJ-C, 3/7/18