Gwyneth Paltrow Sets Date for Complete World Domination

Gwyneth Paltrow, your #goals in cyborg created with the sole purpose of reminding you that you'll never be perfect human form, has just announced when the final step in her plan to take over the world will go into effect. According to Racked, Gwynnie proclaimed at an event last night, "I've been working on apparel— apparel is next. In September, we're going to launch apparel, and it's very exciting."

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The clothing line―which we expect/predict/hope will consist of GP staples like boyfriend jeans, striped tops, and cozy knits...unless she follows in BFF Beyoncé's footsteps and goes the full athleisure route―will be the latest addition to the goop empire, which already includes beauty, food, and general be-your-Goopiest-self lifestyle decrees, in the form of a newsletter.

"We're very, very hard at work at Goop," Gwneth said of her Goopy plans to come. "We are doing a lot. As my CEO always [asks] me, 'Please, can we stop doing so much?'"