Suri Cruise is going to Catholic school?

Despite the lack of curriculum focusing on Xenu’s many death rays, Katie Holmes has enrolled Suri in a Catholic school in Boston, according to the Daily Mail:

The family are living in the city while Tom, 47, films his new movie, the spy comedy thriller Wichita. Katie’s mother also flew in for her granddaughter’s first week at the pre-school.
‘Katie has been listening to her parents who are devout Catholics,’ I’m told.
‘She is not convinced by Scientology and has told Tom that she wants Suri to be educated as a Catholic – as she was. They had been having huge problems agreeing on her school. To say they were having arguments is putting it mildly – but Tom came around to the idea in the end.’
Holmes, 30, has not been seen at the Church of Scientology for more than five months.

Why in the E-meter would Tom Cruise agree to send Suri to a Catholic scho- oh, wait, there’s young boys in uniforms there. Case closed.