Thursday, February 27, 2014

The Sun ALWAYS shines on Planet Earth!
Everyone has a job. We all have 100% Health Care.
Our Sex Lives are Fun, Frequent, and Very Orgasmic.
But you see.....This is Parallel Earth!
On Parallel Earth, Eve followed directions. She told The Serpent to
slither off, she HATED forbidden fruit, and she LOVED going bare assed!!

So let me get this straight. All of OUR present worldly woes is a direct result of....
I'll shut up now. If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the most Parallel Host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End.

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Tired of seeing my sleeping Beaver?
How about a......
Bellowing of Bullfinches
A Wake of Buzzards
A Dole of Doves
A Seige of Cranes.
Just in case you are ever on Jeopardy that is.
You may need to know more about Animal Clustery some day.
Other than a Murder of Crows.....Or an Unkindness of Ravens...:-)
Carry On........

Thursday, February 20, 2014

"Thank You for calling Gullibles...We Sell EVERYTHING!!
How can I help you"?

' I'm interested in a cat-house.'

"Sir, you need to call our Nevada location...."

' Not THAT kind of cat-house!! For my Kitty'.

" Ooops, sorry.......Say, how about one thats light, portable, biodegradable, and now
on sale for only $ 55.00"?

Great deal eh? And it has Red/White/Blue graphics on the outside...Beaver LOVES it!
If you or anyone you know is gullible, or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast.....
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Monday, February 17, 2014

The Winter Olympics? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Other than Hockey, a bunch of rich kids playing on the snow and ice.
I don't give a Rat's Ass about Skiing, Lugeing, Skating, or Bobsledding!
Gimme back The Blacklist! Give me back new episodes of NCIS!
PLEASE!!!!!!

Thursday, February 13, 2014

C'mon Sweetheart, ya didn't think that I was serious did ya? Well....Did ya?
I was only kiddin ((BLAM!!!)) The bullet ripped perfectly through the cornea
of his right eye. He was dead before he hit the floor!
( She thought to herself )
Hmmmm....Damn Smith-Wessons, they always pull a little to the left.....

Poor Sweetheart, she meant to shoot him right between the eyes! Practice makes Perfect.
If you or anyone you know needs to practice or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man!!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most unpracticing host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!!

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Hi Everybody.....
With the passing of Hollywood Icon Shirley Temple yesterday, it reminded me of
one of the many things that she became famous for. First on the list was her very
name itself...Shirley.
Prior to her rise to stardom as a four year old legend in the 1930's, Shirley was a
man's name! That got me thinking about other names that have crossed-over to the
opposite gender. In the 50's our family had a friend that we called Bev, his real name
was Beverly. Vivian was also a man's in the 19th century. Other former men's names
that have become predominately female are Carol, Taylor, and Hilary as well.
Of course there are the dual names like Leslie, Kim, Lee, Bobbi, Sammi etc.
Does anyone out there know of any others?

Thursday, February 6, 2014

He remembered, the old nuns at Catechism always claimed that if one said the
Act of Contrition just before dying, you would AUTOMATICALLY go to Heaven.
No matter what!!
Keeping that in mind, Adolph first poisoned his dog Blondie, then his wife Eva, then he
started to pray. "Oh my God I am heartily sorry"..........

Hitler in Heaven! Sounds like a Mel Brooks Broadway play. hehehehehe
If you or anyone you know is contrite or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the most forgiving host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

I may look happy, but thats only because my face is frozen in a permanent shit eatin grin!
Trust me, I'm not so happy. But I DID write a 55 word short story that will be posted at
exactly 8:00 PM EST this Thursday Night. Please put on your thinking cap and join me
won't you? It's challenging, it's creative, and it's FUN!!!

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Are you glad The Superbowl is over? I sure am! The worst thing about having a football
game crammed down your throat is the fact that all of the other networks didn't want
to show any 'new' programing during the game. That meant on the Animal Planet we
got to watch 'The Puppy Bowl' instead of Finding Bigfoot Grrrrrrrr.......

And last night? No Blacklist, instead we get 50 years of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit BS...

And why on God's White Earth do we have to have the NJ Traffic Jam Scandal shoved
up our ass by all the media? I could give a rip about Governor Humpty Dumpty and his
heartfelt denials.