BrianHartlineInterview-3-13-13 Brian Hartline went on LeBatard's show to address the ongoing twitter beef between several FinsNationers and Hartline about his apparent dislike for cats. It wasn't about how he felt about his contract or anything. Nooooo...it was the caaaaaattttssssssssssssssss...

So much awesome and so much Smithology to yesterday's game. Cam Wake was RIDICULOUS and Tannehill made some incredible strides but them's the breaks when your secondary plays like a bunch of rotting, dead cats. Recaps here and here. Bang away.

Feel like I'm overreacting, but could someone remind me why the Dolphins cut Feely after he hit 91% of his FGs that 1 year he was on the team? I think Parcells didn't like him and his salary was high for a kicker, but guys been pretty money since that point, especially from the 40-49 area. Going full on revisionist here since Carpenter looked like the right move thru 4 years and only now inexplicably sucks, but Feely's a good dude.

So much awesome and so much Smithology to yesterday's game. Cam Wake was RIDICULOUS and Tannehill made some incredible strides but them's the breaks when your secondary plays like a bunch of rotting, dead cats. Recaps here and here. Bang away.

This spineless secondary has plagued the team for years now. 3rd & 18? 4th & 10? Odds are, you won't succeed in completing a pass and getting a first down (got 17 on 3rd & 18 then got it on 4th), but lo and behold, again and again, make a double move and you'll be open.

So much awesome and so much Smithology to yesterday's game. Cam Wake was RIDICULOUS and Tannehill made some incredible strides but them's the breaks when your secondary plays like a bunch of rotting, dead cats. Recaps here and here. Bang away.

So, was having a bit of a debate on twitter with someone suggesting that Ireland isn't terrible, but average leaguewide when stacked against other GMs. Wasn't a zombie debate, guy raised good points (i.e., if Henne wasn't a bust, ended up being a top 12ish QB the Dolphins would probably be a good team). Ideally, is there an objective metric to say how bad the Dolphins have been, factoring in drafting and FO signings? The one that's always cited is Pro Football Reference using a metric called CarAV
http://www.thephins.com/forums/showthread.php?71756-The-Objective-Case-for-Jeff-Ireland&s=e1e0d1e9ada149e36d1c2713683127af
and I don't completely buy it because all positions are rated equally and drafting an adequate starter shouldn't be worth as much as this metric suggests, but objectively I can't find a good counterargument. Anyone? I still think Ireland has been bad at his job, but this made me think.

This is Francesca Frigo. This is your Victory Monday post. It's Jets week so fuck the Jets. Recaps by The Glimmer Twins here and here. Bang it there and comment on those and The Dude will do his Obama impression for you. LaMontelle Pussyhammer done dug deeeeep in that Raider pussy, din't he...

Earlier today, esteemed WAARF videographer, Vinbob, found this dude. This guy is soooo fucking ridiculous with his peach fuzz and his 'you guys are fucking morons, clearly' smugass attitude you'd swear he was an Ireland. LOOK AT HIS FUCKING STUPID FACE!!! So the WAARF crew quickly assembled ...

Welp, for a minute there we were all, like, 'WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH?????' And then 3 interceptions and a fumble happened in a 7-minute, Dolphinsesque span. Can't wait to get that Daniel Thomas jersey! BUT WE STILL BE RECAPPIN' ANYWAY! It's like instead of one great Beatles album you get two pretty ...

With "hope" being so unprecedented in how utterly low it is, the zombie in me almost expects the Dolphins to surprise me this year. Everything is so terribly aligned, using zombie logic, I could see shit working out.
Or we lose this game 37-3 and spiral into tangible hopelessness.

As we all know, we've never beaten these assholes so here we go again. Off into the wild blue yonder of another disappointing season to be. Fuck my face. Keys It all starts with instilling some confidence in RT17 and making as sure as fucking possible that he stays erect so I'm hoping Phil...

Sorry for the lack of posts around here, Nation. I've been buried with work (because Florida is fucked up so there's a lot of shit to report, you see), and DRK is fighting a Minotaur somewhere in Greece. But, hey, lots of shit happening with our beloved wretched Dolphins. Last night was episo...

The NFL Draft was a week ago today. So we figured it was about time to stop comiendo mierda and break shit down and see just how we did. We asked star commenter/draft expert/beer holster owning/gentleman of leisure Chris Kouffman (ckparrot) to break down each prospect from this year's class an...

I'm only 20, so the earliest Dolphin teams I can remember are the Ricky or bust offenses with the pants shittingly scary defense. Junior and Zach anchored that LB core. Shame this had to happen. R.I.P.
and his incident feels different than the others because he was in the freakin league 3 years ago. Usually you hear about this from guys in their 50s and 60s

Well this certainly is rather shitty news. Former Miami Dolphins (and San Diego Chargers and New England Patriots) 12-time Pro Bowl linebacker Junior Seau is dead. Early reports are he commited suicide. Seau played for the Dolphins from 2003-2005 where he recorded 201 tackles and a sack.

After all the speculation, guessing, mock drafting and wondering how badly the dipshits in the front office were going to royally fuck up the draft, we finally drafted ourselves a quarterback in the first round. And he's a pre-med student! Woo-hoo book learnin'! To no one's shock, the Dolphins...

Here's the offical 2012 regular season schedule for your Miami Dolphins. Things of note: No Monday Night games, No Sunday Night Games (unless we're suddenly magically good towards the end of the season and one of those games gets flexed), and one Thursday Night game which is a bummer because T...

So I was listening to the Dan Le Batard show yesterday when Dan read a letter from a listener about Jeff Ireland. And I as I heard it read, I was like, "Daaaamn" and "Oh shit" and "What?" and "Mmmhmm." So what would possess me to instantly turn into a black lady at a beauty salon? The fact tha...

640 Sports' Orlando Alzugaray, who is currently doing his show up in Indy during the NFL Combine, just texted me with some exclusive Peyton Manning inside info. Well, I thought it was exclusive to me, until I saw that he tweeted out the very same thing he texted me. He also put it on our faceb...

This game seems to have reopened the debate of Marshall as a person and player. The super bitter Dolfans hate him because of his Ted Ginn cursed hands (why'd you pick #19?!) but others swear he's a top 3 WR. I honestly don't know how to feel about the guy at this point.

So, yea, that happened. While I admittedly didn't watch much of the game at all, I turned it on after my post-Heat nap to find Marshall totally fuckin' BALLIN' out there. True, there's more defense being played at a Banyan Elementary recess football game but it still feels sorta nice to have ...

With the shitheads who run our team narrowing things down to three of the most mundane and insipid coaching candidates to ever be assembled by a professional sports franchise, at least one of them is feeling preeeaatttaaaayyy cocky about his chances at being named the next head coach of the Mi...

So now that Jeff Fisher has come out and said that the Rams' quarterback situation and leadership helped him to choose them over the Dolphins, and Jim Caldwell has been fired by the Colts, making Indianapolis pretty much the most attractive place to coach because of Andrew Luck, the Dolphins h...

Operation Fire That Ginger Honeybadger GM Fuck Airplane Banner was a go this morning. And it was glorious! Thank you all for sending in pictures. Please keep em coming. Video too if you have it. And any stories you might have as well. As for the game, I'm really finding it hard not to root for ...