Happy birthday to action movie hero Chuck Norris. I’ve met Chuck Norris many times and he’s a very nice guy. As he signed an autograph for me on one occasion, he even called me a friend! So cool! I saw that Chuck Norris has become a conservative Republican and recently made disparaging comments that gays and progressives are taking over the school system. Without sounding ungrateful for enjoyable meetings with the action star, I’d like to point out that my “friends” are much more open-minded than that. That being said, thanks again Chuck, my friend, and I hope you have a great day.