Complete with action shots galore and "behind the scenes" snippets that may or may not bore you depending on your outlook on life. Leave your comments at the end, abuse is welcome, but praise is feasted on with great relish.

Josh Harmony firing up the shred-sled for some Hairy Larry action...
Watch the new Video-Drone while you are here, might as well.

Matt B gets his mini-ramp on with a tail swoosh at medium speed.

"Yes Kevin, I intend on shredding the demo, how can you even question my willingness?"

"Guys, my legs feel wierd, I think I have a flesh-eating virus, can you take me to the hospital?"

Turn away from the light, and go into the dark.

A-Stone approaches a board set-up in a very zen-like fashion. "If you can escape your mind while assembling your equipment..." Says Austin, "...then the shred-zone is so much easier to get into."

I came to a Toy demo and all I got was this plastic for the landfill, thanks Toy Machine for fucking up my future childrens' lives. What dicks.

Matt B. navigates around the right angle of this curved ledge while balancing on only the back axle casing of his "trucks" pitting aluminum against painted concrete mixing velocity and weight into this interesting physics equation.

Grif, Grant, Shin, and D. Lutheran look on while wishing for a tasty beverage to wash this scene away.

Josh completes a five-oh grind, and judging from his body torque, most likely spinning one hundred and eighty degrees before he lands.

Products are being meted out like punishments from an abusive father.

Back Lip via Daniel Lutheran.

The team awaits objects which they will gladly sign into the world of ephemera.

Yet another gripping shot of life clunking along...

Nick T. is very relaxed and comfortable while fliying through the air and flipping his board in various ways, each way festooned with an elaborate name that only skateboarers understand.

Who is this child lipsliding his way into these onlookers' mental space?

Bite sized chunks of once living creatures are freely flowing in the mess-hall.

"Pass me the hose dog..." The hose at Woodward West dispenses red wine starting at 12:00 noon and all the way until 2 AM. Wierd!

my day was shitty.
But i came home to a mega post, all is well!
I Love Toy Machine!

Posted By: michael on August 21st, 2009 at 06:20PM PST

great post something to keep the mind entertained before having to return to reality. keep um' comin

Posted By: benzan on August 21st, 2009 at 06:21PM PST

commentator sounds psycho

Posted By: NJ on August 21st, 2009 at 06:25PM PST

this post its great, all the lyrical expressions of the tricks that went down! jaja Ed i think only a few out there understands the comic way you say things or the ironic sentence you put on your phrases , i like that .

maybe im going to Ensenada Baja California to this Wine Fest, im goni with this mexican skate brand www.redlineskates.com i will try to blog our trip . jaja and toymahcines mega post make me rember that i like wrightig fu stuff of cool things tha tme and my hommies do.

Posted By: Aldo Di Bella on August 21st, 2009 at 06:44PM PST

Matt B looks stoked..

Posted By: chrism on August 21st, 2009 at 06:45PM PST

nothing but good time with you fellas.
hit me up kevin thanks

Posted By: josh regalado on August 21st, 2009 at 06:59PM PST

Good post.

Lot of shred. Shred good.

Ed, did you paint the mural next to the gnarly 20 foot mural on the RVCA building? Oh, & the mini-ramp is awesome.

What was the reason for a Toy demo at Woodward?

http://jacobkirkby.blogspot.com/

Posted By: Jacob on August 21st, 2009 at 07:32PM PST

The big mural was painted by Kevin Ancell, and the one next to it Barry McGee. I might paint one soon!

http://www.juicemagazine.com/KEVINANCELL.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_McGee

Posted By: ed on August 21st, 2009 at 08:00PM PST

bart jones is the shit son , hook him up with da beef jerkey

Posted By: yyeah on August 22nd, 2009 at 01:23AM PST

Mega Post and no Mega Ramp...... Still an awesome post, I love the insight that you give us into skating, it\'s not over blown

Posted By: Roger Varela on August 22nd, 2009 at 08:35AM PST

Thank you for big post!

Posted By: Dreamer Unicorn! on August 22nd, 2009 at 10:18AM PST

HEY ED.... YOU RULE SO HARD! I WISH I WAS YOU!!!
TOY MACHINE IS THE BEST! BUY TOY MACHINE, - LISTEN TO ME, I'M YELLING! I LIKE TO RIDE AROUND WITH MY DICK HANGING OUT.

Posted By: TRAVIS on August 22nd, 2009 at 04:24PM PST

haha pretty sure all those dudes are gay!
toy machine rules!!

Posted By: me on August 22nd, 2009 at 04:46PM PST

captions seealed the deal and bjoness

Posted By: the dude on August 22nd, 2009 at 05:16PM PST

praise toy machine!

Posted By: adam on August 22nd, 2009 at 05:20PM PST

if you don't like toy get off the fucking site and do you need to post the same thing 40 time screw you ass hole toy rules

Posted By: mitochondria in the bathroom on August 22nd, 2009 at 07:01PM PST

did mr bennett see depeche mode?

Posted By: zing on August 22nd, 2009 at 07:45PM PST

Sick
Toy Board commercial is amazing

Posted By: JamesJohnston on August 22nd, 2009 at 09:49PM PST

get a better photographer. those photos are blurry as fuck

Posted By: toy on August 23rd, 2009 at 10:08AM PST

Good stuff shown here from most of the team!

Posted By: karty50 on August 23rd, 2009 at 01:59PM PST

Oh, I knew Barry McGee was good, but that good??? That mural is beautiful!

Please, please, please paint something on that wall!!!

I\'m gonna go back to the warehouse to shoot some photos for my friend Jeff, who actually desperately wants to get on Toy.. haha. He rips. & he was bustin\' nollie b/s bigspins to tail on the coping.. Check his footy out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmrqP3wJ808

jacobkirkby.blogspot.com

Posted By: Jacob on August 23rd, 2009 at 02:37PM PST

Who was the hot dude with the beard at the end?

Posted By: Hemlock Drew on August 23rd, 2009 at 09:34PM PST

Hey TRAVIS from the Boulder Valley School District in Colorado, we are after you.