Courtney Lovehired Michael Mouris to create a short animated video about her life. Karl Lagerfeld comes to her and tells her she is "drowning in the kook," like a Teutonic fairy godmother of style. It is awesome. [WWD]

Mariah Carey is launching an accessories line on HSN in November. Expect her to be hawking shoes, jewelry, and "a limited edition version of her Luscious Pink fragrance, with a butterfly-cap bottle and a personal note from the songstress." [WWD]

Does Jay-Z reference Anna Wintour in his song "Empire State of Mind"? The line in question is: "caught up in the in crowd/now you're in-style/and in the winter gets cold en vogue with your skin out." [Fashion Week Daily]

The large amount of pop songs giving props to sex and blow jobs almost drown out the ones about oral pleasures given to women. Here, we give a rundown of songs in which ladies singing the praise of being eating out. »5/21/09 4:00pm 5/21/09 4:00pm

French police say that paparazzi wearing camouflage (!) got on to the grounds of Angelina and Brad's chateau and scuffled with security guards on the property yesterday. Both sides filed legal complaints accusing the other of battery/injury (bruises, scratches, nothing serious.) Angie and Brad need guard dogs. So…

Strange NY Times story on the courthouse behavior of celebrities. Inside, these tidbits: rapper Jim Jones once put a kaffiyeh over his head and pretended to be Yiddish when someone asked if he was famous outside of a courthouse; Foxy Brown uses her post-perp walks as excuses to show off her glamorous designer duds.… »7/09/08 9:45am 7/09/08 9:45am

Mischa Barton claims she is a PhotoShop Of Horrors victim: A new batch of paparazzi beach shots showed her legs riddled with cellulite. "Those photos are doctored," Barton's rep, Lisa Perkins, says. "I'm not saying she's perfect, nobody is. But they've given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old."…

Nelson Mandela personally called Amy Winehouse and asked her to sing at his birthday party on June 27! The former president of South Africa phoned her! Bono, Elton John and Annie Lennox are expected to perform as well. This UK paper says,"Let's hope [Amy] bee-hives herself!" Yuk, yuk. [Mirror]

Rut Roh! Foxy Brown just got out of jail and she's already got a warrant out for her arrest. Apparently Ms. Brown failed to appear in court on charges stemming from a BlackBerry assaulting incident. She has yet another court date on Thursday to deal with even more assault charges. • Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell got… »5/05/08 5:40pm 5/05/08 5:40pm

Miley Cyrus just signed a 7-figure contract to write her memoirs. The girl is fifteen years old. What is there to write about? She was born...and then now. •Wanna see Penelope Cruz naked and getting it on with Sir Ben Kingsley? Click here [link NSFW, obvs] for nude scenes from their forthcoming film, Elegy. • Days… »4/22/08 5:30pm 4/22/08 5:30pm