Huh that’s interesting. Turns out the ranking order of this map also matches the results of the World Fail At Life Map.

Nobody

Huh that’s interesting. Turns out the ranking order of this map also matches the results of the World Fail At Life Map.

Golchab

lolz no bar graph?!

Golchab

lolz no bar graph?!

justagirl

dang! someone’s a slut…

justagirl

dang! someone’s a slut…

justagirl

dang! someone’s a slut…

grooveboss

organized slut.

dirtyjohnny

Sluts, Organize!

hypnos

slut for science!

Liam_McGonagle

Very funny. I applaud.

However, this map contains an enormous f*n’ glaring fail within–it is prima facie ridiculously incompatible with simple migratory history and obvious climatology.

For example–and not to cast any aspersions on overseas friends, but only the implausibility of the map–Canada’s relative ranking vis-a-vis the United States is obviously wrong. How is it possible that a country which has historically received a higher proportion of its immigrants from “smaller-ranked” countries (e.g., Britain, the various Asian countries) should itself receive a “larger” ranking than a country with proportionately more migrants from places like France, central Europe, Africa?

Not to mention the plain fact of “cold shrinkage” so well documented in Dr. George Constanza’s seminal (no pun intended) work?

Again, this map well serves the comedic purpose for which it was apparently intended. I applaud heartily. But it pays a mighty feeble lip service (poor choice of words) to statistical rigor. (Rigor? My bad–again).

Liam_McGonagle

Very funny. I applaud.

However, this map contains an enormous f*n’ glaring fail within–it is prima facie ridiculously incompatible with simple migratory history and obvious climatology.

For example–and not to cast any aspersions on overseas friends, but only the implausibility of the map–Canada’s relative ranking vis-a-vis the United States is obviously wrong. How is it possible that a country which has historically received a higher proportion of its immigrants from “smaller-ranked” countries (e.g., Britain, the various Asian countries) should itself receive a “larger” ranking than a country with proportionately more migrants from places like France, central Europe, Africa?

Not to mention the plain fact of “cold shrinkage” so well documented in Dr. George Constanza’s seminal (no pun intended) work?

Again, this map well serves the comedic purpose for which it was apparently intended. I applaud heartily. But it pays a mighty feeble lip service (poor choice of words) to statistical rigor. (Rigor? My bad–again).

smooth_operator

Stop rationalizing to make yourself feel better about your tiny Yankee pecker. Canadians have bigger wankers and we also ride polar bears for transportation. In general, we’re just more manly than you. I suggest moving to China if you feel like you’re coming up short.

Liam_McGonagle

I cede your expertise. I’m sure you’ve personally seen, felt and tasted a large number of Canadian and Yankee peckers first hand(?). Touche.

Liam_McGonagle

@Smooth_Operator:

P.S. You really walked into that one, so I felt I had to respond.

But on the other hand, I do get where you’re coming from. That’s the #1 complaint Canadians have about Yanks. We are endlessly narcisistic. Some people say that this resentment may even be the single strongest signifier of Canadian identity–the idea that they AIN’T Yanks.

So I admit that you’ve got a strong point underlying your rant. I just couldn’t resist the counter-joke.

GilgameshJones

Who says we are narcissistic!!!!! We are just realistic, we are
bigger, stronger, smarter and healthier than anyone else. We can dive
deeper, swim farther and come out dryer, we’ve got the prettiest girls,
and the ugliest dogs and the only reason we don’t ride polar bears is
because they all ran off to Canada when they saw us. Also, our penises
are so large we cannot have sex, we can only sit around and admire
them.

MrPINKi

There seems to be an additional map missing, that of one where it shows how we Yanks know how to handle biz a bit better than the rest of the “Map”. I think any woman traveling to the states will atest to that. Its the motion in the ocean and the waves stop at the Cali Coast, thats where the ladies get off at. ; )

Minime

you just made me spit a mouthful of tea on my screen. yanks handling the biz? sure, there’s a good few people in your country riding the rest of you poor sods, but it’s no secret that american society is always trying to live above it’s means hence a nice breakdown every now and then. also, didn’t you notice that chinese hand holding you by the balls? they bought you with their cheap sneakers pffff

GirlyGirl

F#ck that!!!!!! Take it from an American Woman, that have had the opportunity to sleep with a looot of guys from many different nationalities…. American men, love to brag about their sex life, and they are the ABSOLUTE WORST lay ever!!! I would rank Venezuelans, Colombians and Spaniards between the best in bed. Yes Americans, your dicks are not only freaking small, but you also have no idea how to use them..

Mandingo

thanks… im venezuelan! if u wanna know me please answer this post!

GirlyGirl

I appreciate it very much Mandingo.. But I’m happily married now.. recently married too.. Thank you anyhow..

Donovan

may i ask…did you marry an american?

GirlyGirl

married African

Cloverboy

So basically you’re saying your a total fucking whore…

GirlyGirl

Cloverboy… You can interpret things however it makes you feel better.. My bet is, you have slept with more people than I have… But then again, we Americans love to be hypocrites and have double standards. We are also very quick when it comes to push down and insult people, that might just be the reason why the rest of the world hate us. So you see, you are already hated enough, you don’t need to make such an effort trying to gain more enemies. As a grown up, I get to do however and whomever I please… ; ) You.. go on and learn how to use you dick…

dirtyjohnny

Canada… ha! Y’all are like cities next to New York or LA; no matter where you wind up you’re still just next to. Don’t feel bad, though. You still have Rush and the Trailer Park Boys. And a captive French girlfriend for company. That’s better than a mail order bride any day.

There are alot of strange people on this site who analyze things way to much. I guess its a product of being a looser and real life and finding some way for attention. There are a few really pretentious people on here who think they are highly smarter then they really are. Do not mistaken arrogance for intelligence.

gmilf

please do not mistaken the previous post for intelligence, either.
thanks

Guernican

Yeah. Must be tough, realising that you’re not the only Yank with a baby carrot and a pair of peetit pois.

http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

I think simiantongue nailed it up above…Americans are fat…obesity and hormones and other issues dole out shrinkage. Those of us who are fit don’t seen to be suffering from ‘penis minimus’…but a huge cross-section of Americans are piling on the pounds…and suffering commensurate loss in the package department.

Personally…I think this theory could lead to a great exercise ad campaign…”Work out!! Find your dick!!” How bout that for motivation!!?

Liam_McGonagle

What you say makes sense. No doubt there’s a solid kernel of truth in that. I certainly extol the benefits of taking the dog for a walk on a regular basis. (No pun intended).

But I have to say that I approached the very premise of this map as a joke, an exercise in seeing how many additional jokes I could squeeze out of it. (Again, no pun intended). Just where are they going to get a reliable, consistent reporting mechanism?

Men are clearly biased to overstate self-reporting. And their partners seem likely to under-report. Which is assuming, of course, that they all applied consistent methodology and diligence to begin with. And that is hard for me to believe where the “study”‘s comedy quotient is so high.

Frankly, I’m beginning to regret having commented on this thing at all. I thought this thing was good for at least five NEW jokes, and 99.9% of the comments I’ve seen here to date have been pale variations of the SINGLE original joke. It’s kind of depressing that there’s so little (pro-)creativity going on here. (Pun intended this time).

Simiantongue

Oh no no it’s much simpler than hormones and such. At the base of the penis up to the gut is where men store a lot of fat. The penis stays the same size really. The gut extends and retracts depending on how much fat you have. But when the fat extends out the penis doesn’t move out with it. At my fattest I could push down on the fat to revel the full length. But pushing the fat in like that is not a real measure of length I think. The full length is still there, it’s just that it gets covered by fat making it shorter. If you get my meaning.

“Nailed it” lol rimshot.

Also this sound so absolutely revolting explaining it like that but I’m not some sow with rolls who hangs around all day infatuated with measuring my penis. Were talking about pushing a couple of inches in. I’m in good shape for my age, were never as sleek as when we were 20. Unless you really frame a good portion of your life around doing that.

GoodDoktorBad

I don’t think its a matter of “getting smaller”, but one of not getting as erect and hard, therefore not as long and wide as before a person got older and put on weight. As you say, working out can help to remedy this in most cases. Its all about blood flow /pressure, sex drive (hormonal) and other factors like psychological issues or partner incompatibiliy.

Keldave

It’s call Dick Do there fat ass beer bellies stick out further than their Dick Do

Ellis Dee

I’m Canadian & my penis is 7 1/2″ in length(that is 19-20 cm) so if anything I find all of the sizes on this map to be laughable….this map actually helped alleviate a little bit of depression because at least I shouldn’t be sad about the size of my member.

And you are also wrong, the #1 Complaint Canadians have about Yanks is that many of you are victims of poor quality factory schooling which contributes to the ghastly phenomenon known as American Stupidity.
We even have TV shows lamenting it in this country(the CBC’s Talking To Americans, for instance) it has nothing to do with your implied narcissism, there are too many prisons & ghettos for that to be possible.

http://twitter.com/jamalcinnc Jamal

LOL. The irony of you talking about American Stupidity when you don’t even know what the word “AVERAGE” means. This is a map of AVERAGE penis sizes throughout the world. It’s not saying all of your penises are the same size. Learn some reading comprehension. So what your junk is 7 1/2 inches (BTW, are you so insecure that you have to post the size of your penis on the internet? Talk about ‘Laughable’). If we were going by your logic, just by reading your post, I’d think all Canadians were complete assholes. Luckily I know the AVERAGE Canadian is pretty cool.

bbee

With all due respect, 1 – A lot of the Canadians I have met are SERIOUSLY limited in their general knowledge of math, science, literature, and world events AND 2 – many Canadians come to school in the states. Additionally, I have driven by some nasty neighborhoods in Toronto.

Look at the numbers. The last TIMSS study that Canada participated in 1999 — there was only a 29 point difference in Math and an 18 point difference in Science between the two countries – so if the US has a bad education system, so does Canada.

There is an education epidemic, but it is not limited to the United States. It is due to a behavior not your hertiage or homeland. The issue is directly related to culture that focuses on consumerism (both of media and things) and not ideas and with all due respect Canada consumerism is high and growing. Just give it time, we are all moving in the same direction.

Thetoddfather

Wow, you clearly have a baby carrot bringing down your country’s average….

Allen

Plus there is a misconception about the average Americans intelligence. For one, the graphs and rankings in global education is solely based upon grade levels 1-12. And in those rankings, the U.S. is not in last place like most would like to think. We are actually pretty damn close to the top out of all the nations, ahead of most countries whom act like they’re above us. Then you take into consideration the U.S. college/higher educational system, and we are second to none by far. So in actuality when it comes down to the final peg, the U.S. as a whole has a higher intelligence than about 99% of the world.

Sorry to burst your bubble Canada

TheToddfather

I disagree. It isn’t their stupidity as much as their arrogance. Canada has lots of idiots too, but we don’t encourage our idiots to be the loudest and proudest. Americans, as was said on ‘Talking to Americans’, are just WAY to willing to blab on and on as if they were experts on subjects they know absolutely nothing about. In other words, they have a huge idiot population that is not encouraged to be humble and learn from others, and to see others in the world as equals. Far from it. There are very few consequences for being stupid, fat and lazy in their culture. Any culture that could elect G.W. Bush even once, let alone for two terms (The MAX in the US) should truly be looking long and hard at itself with shame and disbelief. Instead, they cut down the semi-intelligent that want change for the better as ‘un-American’ communists, and tow the line as ignorant, elitist fear mongers, unable to see their own flaws.

Marevil

Please marry me!

sukakrem

Roughly 20% of the Canadian population is from french descent. Look at the color of France on the map. It is obvious that it us us, the Mighty French Canadiens, that raise the average above the US.

Sid_081

To be a french canadian girl dating a french canadian guy… i have to agree

Because its an art

Two words: Natural Selection. Only the hung got laid in Canada while gold diggin american women chose mates on more pragmatic choices.

Thank god, i’m well above my Australian average… Guess im going to have to go out and flash it around a whole lot more =] woohoo! … Come to think of it … I should go into Porn =] This survey does wonders for my confidence, i always thought i was small … But apparantly, I’ll fit in just fine with the columbians – no PUN intended … =]

biggoathorns

your mom doesn’t mind, she can take care of more customers before icing her vag

Anonymous

Stop rationalizing to make yourself feel better about your tiny Yankee pecker. Canadians have bigger wankers and we also ride polar bears for transportation. In general, we’re just more manly than you. I suggest moving to China if you feel like you’re coming up short.

Liam_McGonagle

I cede your expertise. I’m sure you’ve personally seen, felt and tasted a large number of Canadian and Yankee peckers first hand(?). Touche.

grooveboss

organized slut.

Sexykitteh

You have just proven my theory that men still think bigger is better, yes some women do to because the bigger you are down stairs the smaller the one upstairs, IE Brian size.. sooooooo maybe this map is right…. just sayin’ Most big guys walk around like dump jock any way. It takes more to please a woman in bed that a XXXXXL sized pecker Guys. We compare more than just size.. we also judge skill and ability to get us off…..

Sexykitteh

You have just proven my theory that men still think bigger is better, yes some women do to because the bigger you are down stairs the smaller the one upstairs, IE Brian size.. sooooooo maybe this map is right…. just sayin’ Most big guys walk around like dump jock any way. It takes more to please a woman in bed that a XXXXXL sized pecker Guys. We compare more than just size.. we also judge skill and ability to get us off…..

dirtyjohnny

was this written by an AI after a stroke?

Mopy

Tell us honey, what is Brian’s size? I’m curious. Though not if he’s a dump jock; I’m not into scat.

TheToddfather

Someone needs to get laid with a big one bad! I’m well endowed and I can say for a fact that it is a huge visual and physical turn on for almost every woman. Guess what? Having a large one does not automatically mean you don’t know how to use it. In fact, from what I hear we have a whole lot more confidence and therefore perform a lot better too in general. So, call me crazy but, I don’t think it’s crazy to think bigger is better when all other things are equal. Is it the MOST important factor? Most women would say no. Does it matter? Almost ALL women will say HELL YES!!!

Liam_McGonagle

@Smooth_Operator:

P.S. You really walked into that one, so I felt I had to respond.

But on the other hand, I do get where you’re coming from. That’s the #1 complaint Canadians have about Yanks. We are endlessly narcisistic. Some people say that this resentment may even be the single strongest signifier of Canadian identity–the idea that they AIN’T Yanks.

So I admit that you’ve got a strong point underlying your rant. I just couldn’t resist the counter-joke.

Anonymous

slut for science!

Other Mr. T

Dear phunkychick666, I’ll be holding my breath, waiting for the follow up to your wonderful article – the vaginal tightness statistical world map.

Other Mr. T

Dear phunkychick666, I’ll be holding my breath, waiting for the follow up to your wonderful article – the vaginal tightness statistical world map.

http://strictlyapathy.comoj.com/ SoulArbiter

Touche!

dirtyjohnny

I’m betting Yoga kegels put the indian subcontinent at one end of the spectrum and the ability to take a couple of bowling pens for sorority initiations puts America at the other…

Ceballos Roger

Russians and Asians have small penises.

Ceballos Roger

Russians and Asians have small penises.

Ceballos Roger

Russians and Asians have small penises.

andres

that’s not true, that’s only a survey and they don’t have a record that shows they actually measured the penis of the said country, as a matter of fact i’m from The Philippines and i have a 8.4 inches cock but they put my country into the list of smallest. who ever made that survey is a mindless person and wanting people to be mad. so just don’t mind that survey. and also who ever made that survey is a shit gay that hunger to suck a cock on every sizes in every coutry. . hahaha

Ceballos Roger

U.S. Americas, Russians, and Asians have small penises.

Ceballos Roger

U.S. Americas, Russians, and Asians have small penises.

Ceballos Roger

U.S. Americas, Russians, and Asians have small penises.

Anonymous

So it appears if you have a big one, you are destined to starve and live in poverty. I will take my losses.

Investinourftre

So it appears if you have a big one, you are destined to starve and live in poverty. I will take my losses.

grooveboss

not if you brazilian we r rising pun

grooveboss

not if you brazilian we r rising pun

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=811780393 Angelus Smith

I like how they turned a 3.3 inch difference into five separate categories instead of three.
I know there is probably a good reason for that, but for an internet graphic, why not? then you can add more to the map, like: the average waist size and height of women in that country is XXX;

i think there is a give a take, here.
I’m just happy they don’t have barbs!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=811780393 Angelus Smith

I like how they turned a 3.3 inch difference into five separate categories instead of three.
I know there is probably a good reason for that, but for an internet graphic, why not? then you can add more to the map, like: the average waist size and height of women in that country is XXX;

i think there is a give a take, here.
I’m just happy they don’t have barbs!

Haystack

Overall, the imperialistic civilizations have the smallest penises. I guess that’s one way of understanding world history…

Haystack

Overall, the imperialistic civilizations have the smallest penises. I guess that’s one way of understanding world history…

http://strictlyapathy.comoj.com SoulArbiter

Touche!

MrPINKi

There seems to be an additional map missing, that of one where it shows how we Yanks know how to handle biz a bit better than the rest of the “Map”. I think any woman traveling to the states will atest to that. Its the motion in the ocean and the waves stop at the Cali Coast, thats where the ladies get off at. ; )

http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

Obviously they haven’t measured a few of my exes…it would have skewed the chart for the US out of all proportion to reality (seriously…what is it with skinny guys and donkey dicks?)

http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

Obviously they haven’t measured a few of my exes…it would have skewed the chart for the US out of all proportion to reality (seriously…what is it with skinny guys and donkey dicks?)

Simiantongue

That’s just it. When I was in my 20’s I was thin and my penis on the top from tip to base was a smidge less than 8 inches. Then I gained about 50 pounds and it measured 6 and a quarter. This year I lost about ten pounds focusing on situps and it’s back to 7. The reason Americans might be smaller on the map is that were fat. Not very scientific I know, I call it my disappearing dick theory.

dirtyjohnny

Canada… ha! Y’all are like cities next to New York or LA; no matter where you wind up you’re still just next to. Don’t feel bad, though. You still have Rush and the Trailer Park Boys. And a captive French girlfriend for company. That’s better than a mail order bride any day.

dirtyjohnny

was this written by an AI after a stroke?

dirtyjohnny

I’m betting Yoga kegels put the indian subcontinent at one end of the spectrum and the ability to take a couple of bowling pens for sorority initiations puts America at the other…

dirtyjohnny

Sluts, Organize!

Simiantongue

That’s just it. When I was in my 20’s I was thin and my penis on the top from tip to base was a smidge less than 8 inches. Then I gained about 50 pounds and it measured 6 and a quarter. This year I lost about ten pounds focusing on situps and it’s back to 7. The reason Americans might be smaller on the map is that were fat. Not very scientific I know, I call it my disappearing dick theory.

Guernican

Yeah. Must be tough, realising that you’re not the only Yank with a baby carrot and a pair of peetit pois.

http://voxmagi-necessarywords.blogspot.com/ VoxMagi

I think simiantongue nailed it up above…Americans are fat…obesity and hormones and other issues dole out shrinkage. Those of us who are fit don’t seen to be suffering from ‘penis minimus’…but a huge cross-section of Americans are piling on the pounds…and suffering commensurate loss in the package department.

Personally…I think this theory could lead to a great exercise ad campaign…”Work out!! Find your dick!!” How bout that for motivation!!?

Liam_McGonagle

What you say makes sense. No doubt there’s a solid kernel of truth in that. I certainly extol the benefits of taking the dog for a walk on a regular basis. (No pun intended).

But I have to say that I approached the very premise of this map as a joke, an exercise in seeing how many additional jokes I could squeeze out of it. (Again, no pun intended). Just where are they going to get a reliable, consistent reporting mechanism?

Men are clearly biased to overstate self-reporting. And their partners seem likely to under-report. Which is assuming, of course, that they all applied consistent methodology and diligence to begin with. And that is hard for me to believe where the “study”‘s comedy quotient is so high.

Frankly, I’m beginning to regret having commented on this thing at all. I thought this thing was good for at least five NEW jokes, and 99.9% of the comments I’ve seen here to date have been pale variations of the SINGLE original joke. It’s kind of depressing that there’s so little (pro-)creativity going on here. (Pun intended this time).

you just made me spit a mouthful of tea on my screen. yanks handling the biz? sure, there’s a good few people in your country riding the rest of you poor sods, but it’s no secret that american society is always trying to live above it’s means hence a nice breakdown every now and then. also, didn’t you notice that chinese hand holding you by the balls? they bought you with their cheap sneakers pffff

Van Nostren

turrible.
take it as a joke people. because those of you taking it seriously aren’t taking it seriously enough (statistical reporting errors such as self-reports vs. being measured by others, differing years, the same people not doing all of the measuring, many of the countries having no source for where the info came from, variance, etc). Just look at the differences between neighbouring countries which have similar populations. And countries with high rates of immigration.
Bleh. Just relax and rub one out – you can do that no matter where you fall on the chart!

Van Nostren

turrible.
take it as a joke people. because those of you taking it seriously aren’t taking it seriously enough (statistical reporting errors such as self-reports vs. being measured by others, differing years, the same people not doing all of the measuring, many of the countries having no source for where the info came from, variance, etc). Just look at the differences between neighbouring countries which have similar populations. And countries with high rates of immigration.
Bleh. Just relax and rub one out – you can do that no matter where you fall on the chart!

carinakelley

you live in India don’t you….
Trust me, if people are taking THIS seriously, they have bigger issues at their doorstep than they are aware of.

Van Nostren

hahaha no, i’m canadian! and a researcher, so i gotta be doing stats a lot of the time. but regardless, the ability for people to understand basic statistics and appraise information is kind of vital. also, you seemed to have missed the beginning of my post where i said to take this thing as a joke. But if people ARE going to take it seriously, and some people here are, then they should at least do THAT properly.

Rasta Duck

I was thinking when I saw this that could France be so high up compared to it’s fellow Europeans as a result of the fact that there is a lot of immigrants coming into that country from places in Central Africa who, a large number of speak French as first languages? Would France be benefiting from immigrants from these highly hung countries (like Congo and Ghana for example who according to this map are number 1 and number 4 in the rankings for penis size) and would that be what has caused their penis size to be so high?

Simiantongue

Oh no no it’s much simpler than hormones and such. At the base of the penis up to the gut is where men store a lot of fat. The penis stays the same size really. The gut extends and retracts depending on how much fat you have. But when the fat extends out the penis doesn’t move out with it. At my fattest I could push down on the fat to revel the full length. But pushing the fat in like that is not a real measure of length I think. The full length is still there, it’s just that it gets covered by fat making it shorter. If you get my meaning.

“Nailed it” lol rimshot.

Also this sound so absolutely revolting explaining it like that but I’m not some sow with rolls who hangs around all day infatuated with measuring my penis. Were talking about pushing a couple of inches in. I’m in good shape for my age, were never as sleek as when we were 20. Unless you really frame a good portion of your life around doing that.

Anonymous

None of these averages are anything to write home about.

Anonymous

None of these averages are anything to write home about.

inspectorfu

None of these averages are anything to write home about.

Anonymous

It should be called international map of male liars per capita than it would be 100% accurate.

m12345678

It should be called international map of male liars per capita then it would be 100% accurate.

Large

everyone who has posted here has a small penis.

Large

everyone who has posted here has a small penis.

diminuative

except you, big boy! meet in the route 10 reststop at 9…

Septemberrose4404

I have a vagina

dirtyjohnny

But we also have sweaty scrotums to suffocate continents with.

H8mail23

OK, so what about width? I got the average 6 feet, 6 inch dick, but I’m beating the average with Louisville-width.

steadily, readily mollywhopping your mama while you in couples therapy, PAYIN for drama. i’m stayin’ with llamas cocked out on penn ave due east of obama’s block. you spittin poppycock on papi’s bock? stop– i heat a corny mofucker make his corn pop. ong bock your top knot and use your crew for potshots. you spoke hard i thought not, you flaccid with the jock rot. steady jockin cop cock, hard as fuckin pop-rock. my yardies rock your snot-lock no circle circle dot dot. you could get stuffed in lockers, cock blocker catch swirlies… wedgies and nuggies for sweatin the girlies. let a playa play like nate kat and dre. injun burn your tongue, son, like “what the fuck you say?”

sorry. that was off-topic. i’m high.

H8mail23

OK, so what about width? I got the average 6 feet, 6 inch dick, but I’m beating the average with Louisville-width.

steadily, readily mollywhopping your mama while you in couples therapy, PAYIN for drama. i’m stayin’ with llamas cocked out on penn ave due east of obama’s block. you spittin poppycock on papi’s bock? stop– i heat a corny mofucker make his corn pop. ong bock your top knot and use your crew for potshots. you spoke hard i thought not, you flaccid with the jock rot. steady jockin cop cock, hard as fuckin pop-rock. my yardies rock your snot-lock no circle circle dot dot. you could get stuffed in lockers, cock blocker catch swirlies… wedgies and nuggies for sweatin the girlies. let a playa play like nate kat and dre. injun burn your tongue, son, like “what the fuck you say?”

sorry. that was off-topic. i’m high.

http://twitter.com/WasabiSean Sean

5.1 is the average for the U.S.? Ha…haha…hahahaha. Oh god, I feel so much better about myself now.

http://twitter.com/WasabiSean Sean

5.1 is the average for the U.S.? Ha…haha…hahahaha. Oh god, I feel so much better about myself now.

I’m Canadian & my penis is 7 1/2″ in length(that is 19-20 cm) so if anything I find all of the sizes on this map to be laughable….this map actually helped alleviate a little bit of depression because at least I shouldn’t be sad about the size of my member.

And you are also wrong, the #1 Complaint Canadians have about Yanks is that many of you are victims of poor quality factory schooling which contributes to the ghastly phenomenon known as American Stupidity.
We even have TV shows lamenting it in this country(the CBC’s Talking To Americans, for instance) it has nothing to do with your implied narcissism, there are too many prisons & ghettos for that to be possible.

http://twitter.com/briancashion Brian Cashion

Hasn’t Japan suffered enough?

http://twitter.com/briancashion Brian Cashion

Hasn’t Japan suffered enough?

Angela

Brilliant!

cera

Korea is worst, LMAO!!

carinakelley

you live in India don’t you….
Trust me, if people are taking THIS seriously, they have bigger issues at their doorstep than they are aware of.

Wavydickers

just thankful I’m not chinese or from india or bangladesh!

http://DavidMichaelNutrition.com wicketitty

glad I’m not chinese or from india or bangladesh!

Anonymous

It’s not all about the size of yer wang -sometimes women just have a gaping vagina or for gay men a gaping “man-gina” Match your dick to the right size hole and your silly insecurities about penis size will become moot….

GoodDoktorBad

It’s not all about the size of yer wang -sometimes women just have a gaping vagina or for gay men a gaping “man-gina” Match your dick to the right size hole and your silly insecurities about penis size will become moot….

Thorstein Däärkmettal

I would have thought the Scandinavians would have been dragging the heaviest døngestuüren. That whole peninsula looks like one big rig.

Thorstein Däärkmettal

I would have thought the Scandinavians would have been dragging the heaviest døngestuüren. That whole peninsula looks like one big rig.

Korea 9.66

Korea: 9.66

Korea 9.66

Korea: 9.66

Froniterknife

It is factually PROVEN THAT men with the BIGGER ones are GAY QUEERS with AIDS and CHILD MOLESTERS.

Brent

Seems we Americans are not starting enough wars. We shall have the largest penises by exterminating all other penises! *Maniacal laughter and lightning bolts*

Brent

Seems we Americans are not starting enough wars. We shall have the largest penises by exterminating all other penises! *Maniacal laughter and lightning bolts*

steve

According to this chart i come from sudan

steve

According to this chart i come from sudan

steve

According to this chart i come from sudan

BozoDel

I knew I was below my country’s average! Anyway, we have a saying: as long as I have tongue and fingers, no woman will scare me! Plus, my ex-girlfriend said that I suck like a girl ;9

BozoDel

I knew I was below my country’s average! Anyway, we have a saying: as long as I have tongue and fingers, no woman will scare me! Plus, my ex-girlfriend said that I suck like a girl ;9

BozoDel

I knew I was below my country’s average! Anyway, we have a saying: as long as I have tongue and fingers, no woman will scare me! Plus, my ex-girlfriend said that I suck like a girl ;9

Anonymous

I don’t think its a matter of “getting smaller”, but one of not getting as erect and hard, therefore not as long and wide as before a person got older and put on weight. As you say, working out can help to remedy this in most cases. Its all about blood flow /pressure, sex drive (hormonal) and other factors like psychological issues or partner incompatibiliy.

Marevil

Please marry me!

Flabergasted

most statistics from indian agenies are crap. most likely sampling rich fat business men. if 4 inches is average then my buds and I must be monsters. lol

Flabergasted

most statistics from indian agenies are crap. most likely sampling rich fat business men. if 4 inches is average then my buds and I must be monsters. lol

http://twitter.com/Nathiest Nathiest

BULLSHIT! Just more American hate. Everyone knows we have really huge Penises.

http://twitter.com/hijackerjack Rohil Thopu

i always thought i had a small dick… and this just proves it XD. too bad it gets no action for it to even be worth hahahaha.

http://twitter.com/Nathiest Nathiest

BULLSHIT! Just more American hate. Everyone knows we have really huge Penises.

Chicken8nugget

I love the knuckle heads who say USA has a small mans complex. We have by FAR biggest and most powerful military, largest economy, and arguably best quality of life on average. Fall before your mighty leader you puny little trolls. Try not to land on your horse cocks.

Keldave

It’s call Dick Do there fat ass beer bellies stick out further than their Dick Do

Keldave

It’s call Dick Do there fat ass beer bellies stick out further than their Dick Do

Keldave

It’s call Dick Do there fat ass beer bellies stick out further than their Dick Do

Mobildirekt

A 3. nevem bránermájszter. A vezeték Brácsa 😀

Mobildirekt

A 3. nevem bránermájszter. A vezeték Brácsa 😀

diminuative

except you, big boy! meet in the route 10 reststop at 9…

petiXY

LOL! we rule Europe… the hung hungarians! hahahahahahahahaa 😛

petiXY

LOL! we rule Europe… the hung hungarians! hahahahahahahahaa 😛

Fan Tom

As we used to say, size doesn’t matter – except it’s small 😛 Hungary rules.

Izuxert

Size does matter! most women won’t admit it. I do a Fkn Egyptian narcisist only because of his size

TheToddfather

So true. Women need to stop lying in order to make their little men feel better. Although, I think we have enough boys driving around in huge trucks compensating for their lack of size in another department.

LOL. The irony of you talking about American Stupidity when you don’t even know what the word “AVERAGE” means. This is a map of AVERAGE penis sizes throughout the world. It’s not saying all of your penises are the same size. Learn some reading comprehension. So what your junk is 7 1/2 inches (BTW, are you so insecure that you have to post the size of your penis on the internet? Talk about ‘Laughable’). If we were going by your logic, just by reading your post, I’d think all Canadians were complete assholes. Luckily I know the AVERAGE Canadian is pretty cool.

Urbman

Wow

Darkheaven-1

lebanese 1

israeli 0

trollface ;P

Darkheaven-1

lebanese 1

israeli 0

trollface ;P

Kuronokishidan

It must be sad being an asian woman

Kuronokishidan

It must be sad being an asian woman

Pippocannalunga

FALSIIIIII o teng e 20 cm

Fan Tom

As we used to say, size doesn’t matter – except it’s small 😛 Hungary rules.

Indian

I am Indian, and in the yellow zone…haha! no competition for me 😀

Indian

I am Indian, and in the yellow zone…haha! no competition for me 😀

F Sky25

hahah im asian n im still bigger than the avarage in Canada on this stat hahah
also i from Canada

F Sky25

hahah im asian n im still bigger than the avarage in Canada on this stat hahah
also i from Canada

F Sky25

hahah im asian n im still bigger than the avarage in Canada on this stat hahah
also i from Canada

roses13

how can you people be messed up because this funny map?? 😀 if someone get angry due to this, it proves his tiny seize…;) 😀

roses13

how can you people be messed up because this funny map?? 😀 if someone get angry due to this, it proves his tiny seize…;) 😀

World Intelligence Map
World Evolutionary-Scale Map
World Laziness Map
World Hairiness Map
World Body Odour Map
World Invaders/Killers/Stealers Map

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HHB2VQ3OTWAE7WPSZIT5YIG3PY Curt Curt

When are these maps going to be put up?:

World Intelligence Map
World Evolutionary-Scale Map
World Laziness Map
World Hairiness Map
World Body Odour Map
World Invaders/Killers/Stealers Map

http://twitter.com/apexl Lucas Apex

Thank god i’m brazilian.

http://twitter.com/apexl Lucas Apex

Thank god i’m brazilian.

Mopy

Tell us honey, what is Brian’s size? I’m curious. Though not if he’s a dump jock; I’m not into scat.

Jurgenreil

well,in my opinion,all the people,who write things like : it is not right,or,not generally right or whatsoever….they only want to find an excuse for having a small dick

Jurgenreil

well,in my opinion,all the people,who write things like : it is not right,or,not generally right or whatsoever….they only want to find an excuse for having a small dick

Thejakeyl88

Wow, people are pathetic. Seriously, penis size only matters when thats all you use. As you see, the most highly advanced societies have moved on from primitive practices and thus evolution has taken over. If you’re hung its because your compensating for lack of brain matter.

Thejakeyl88

Wow, people are pathetic. Seriously, penis size only matters when thats all you use. As you see, the most highly advanced societies have moved on from primitive practices and thus evolution has taken over. If you’re hung its because your compensating for lack of brain matter.

Thejakeyl88

Its also hilarious at how fast people will turn this into a tool to attack people seemingly out of no where. Look at how fast their primitive minds are breaking down and turning to violence, anger and hate. Only ammo they have on the attack unfortunately is a joke penis size map. Gosh, they’ll scramble for anything won’t they, you primitive monkey brained fools.

Thejakeyl88

Its also hilarious at how fast people will turn this into a tool to attack people seemingly out of no where. Look at how fast their primitive minds are breaking down and turning to violence, anger and hate. Only ammo they have on the attack unfortunately is a joke penis size map. Gosh, they’ll scramble for anything won’t they, you primitive monkey brained fools.

Whistlings Dead

Im… moving to Europe. Or South America.

Whistlings Dead

Im… moving to Europe. Or South America.

http://profiles.google.com/kaneda.sogoth Vinícius Souza Lima

I rather be poor and smart with a large brasilian dick, than be a rich and ignorant from a short dick country like yourself

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZESWJCM4NGYPU3X7F5MMM6T73Q DENISE aka Necee

everythings BIGGER in Texas!!! lol

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZESWJCM4NGYPU3X7F5MMM6T73Q DENISE aka Necee

everythings BIGGER in Texas!!! lol

TheToddfather

Almost….

proudbrit5235

I rather like having a small penis, I can wear smaller underpants

proudbrit5235

I rather like having a small penis, I can wear smaller underpants

ItalianStallion

You can conserve by sharing underpants with your girlfriend =)
Too bad I couldn’t. I’m too busy trying to keep my monster wang from ripping through the confines of my pants.

http://www.graficacdc.com.br/ Graficas

Great post.

http://www.graficacdc.com.br/ Graficas

Great post.

http://twitter.com/stay_c Stacy Sherman

….and all of the expat girls living in korea simultaneously shake their heads.

http://twitter.com/stay_c Stacy Sherman

….and all of the expat girls living in korea simultaneously shake their heads.

Crazy_kizmet

Did you just say Canadians are bigger dicks than Americans?

Sid_081

To be a french canadian girl dating a french canadian guy… i have to agree

Ramon Nevarez

I’ve often wondered if the reason why men have the largest penis of all primates, is because women are greedy???

Ramon Nevarez

I’ve often wondered if the reason why men have the largest penis of all primates, is because women are greedy???

bbee

With all due respect, 1 – A lot of the Canadians I have met are SERIOUSLY limited in their general knowledge of math, science, literature, and world events AND 2 – many Canadians come to school in the states. Additionally, I have driven by some nasty neighborhoods in Toronto.

Look at the numbers. The last TIMSS study that Canada participated in 1999 — there was only a 29 point difference in Math and an 18 point difference in Science between the two countries – so if the US has a bad education system, so does Canada.

There is an education epidemic, but it is not limited to the United States. It is due to a behavior not your hertiage or homeland. The issue is directly related to culture that focuses on consumerism (both of media and things) and not ideas and with all due respect Canada consumerism is high and growing. Just give it time, we are all moving in the same direction.

Ramon Nevarez

This also makes me wonder how much evolution, natural selection, religion and culture have to do with it. Protestants, especially fundamentalists, are so sexually uptight. Everything is a sin. The east, west coast and the big cities aren’t as religious, but the huge heartland is almost a theocracy. Not much to choose for those women unless they go “out of the flock”, and get a black man or a Latino. Then there are the Mormons and the Polygamists. Of course they love to marry unexperienced virgin teenage girls who don’t know any better. Otherwise they probably would never get laid. They problem is that they’ll keep lowering America’s score with their babies. Canada doesn’t have that problem since they are not religious. And I can say Canadian women are demanding when it comes to the size department.

Ramon Nevarez

This also makes me wonder how much evolution, natural selection, religion and culture have to do with it. Protestants, especially fundamentalists, are so sexually uptight. Everything is a sin. The east, west coast and the big cities aren’t as religious, but the huge heartland is almost a theocracy. Not much to choose for those women unless they go “out of the flock”, and get a black man or a Latino. Then there are the Mormons and the Polygamists. Of course they love to marry unexperienced virgin teenage girls who don’t know any better. Otherwise they probably would never get laid. They problem is that they’ll keep lowering America’s score with their babies. Canada doesn’t have that problem since they are not religious. And I can say Canadian women are demanding when it comes to the size department.

Anonymous

i think you all need to read this : truepenisadvantage.blogspot.com

Shakiro

Bowl shet. Whit love from Colombia.

Shakiro

Bowl shet. Whit love from Colombia.

Anonymous

Colombia, I don’t think so.

Anonymous

Colombia, I don’t think so.

Jibareria

Colombia, I don’t think so.

http://twitter.com/TomCruising Tom Cruise

I´m from Brazil and my dad always told me people who goes to war and talk a lot about money have small penises and a bad sex life. That would explain the war nations penis shrinking. I must add my own penis size count a lot in my country´s math, cause cariocas have little penises, so they really profit from us (paulistas) to increase the nation average size….

http://twitter.com/TomCruising Tom Cruise

I´m from Brazil and my dad always told me people who goes to war and talk a lot about money have small penises and a bad sex life. That would explain the war nations penis shrinking. I must add my own penis size count a lot in my country´s math, cause cariocas have little penises, so they really profit from us (paulistas) to increase the nation average size….

Jose

Hi everybody, I’m from Puerto Rico and my member is 8″ and womens loves my BIG DICK, all of them finds it real big, and they love to do lots of things with it, I’m a proud LATINO.

GirlyGirl

F#ck that!!!!!! Take it from an American Woman, that have had the opportunity to sleep with a looot of guys from many different nationalities…. American men, love to brag about their sex life, and they are the ABSOLUTE WORST lay ever!!! I would rank Venezuelans, Colombians and Spaniards between the best in bed. Yes Americans, your dicks are not only freaking small, but you also have no idea how to use them..

GirlyGirl

F#ck that!!!!!! Take it from an American Woman, that have had the opportunity to sleep with a looot of guys from many different nationalities…. American men, love to brag about their sex life, and they are the ABSOLUTE WORST lay ever!!! I would rank Venezuelans, Colombians and Spaniards between the best in bed. Yes Americans, your dicks are not only freaking small, but you also have no idea how to use them..

boricua787

Go Puerto Rico!!!!!!! We are the americans with the largest penis!!!!!! Puerto Rico does it better!

Ms.Gal

Bookmarking this. It’s like the “Lovely Ladies Travel Guide” ftw!

Ms.Gal

Bookmarking this. It’s like the “Lovely Ladies Travel Guide” ftw!

Alberic Nievez

I saw the cock of my chinese fried and it was about 4 inches of lenght

Alberic big stick

that is why we hispanics appear in lot’s of porn movies

Alberic Nieves

we do it better than americans too. while you guys are at work, we are doing porn videos with your wives

Bam Bam

Well as you see Puertorricans, not only are in the top 20 rank. But we are defentely one of the best in sex and we take advantage of every single inch of our penis and toungue. We are just a small little dot on the Map but we have lots of surprises over here. So Welcome to PR ladies! Single Line please.

Bam Bam

Well as you see Puertorricans, not only are in the top 20 rank. But we are defentely one of the best in sex and we take advantage of every single inch of our penis and toungue. We are just a small little dot on the Map but we have lots of surprises over here. So Welcome to PR ladies! Single Line please.

Well from my experience Mexicans, Colombians, and people from Bolivia are have small dicks In average. Dominicans, Puertoricans, Cubans, Brazilians and people from Argentina have the biggest dicks I ever seen In all latin America!! Best SEX!! Pueroricans, Cubans, and Dominicans.

boririk

Well from my experience Mexicans, Colombians, and people from Bolivia are have small dicks In average. Dominicans, Puertoricans, Cubans, Brazilians and people from Argentina have the biggest dicks I ever seen In all latin America!! Best SEX!! Pueroricans, Cubans, and Dominicans.

I’m Colombian, my size is bigger than the average of all the countries they shows in that statistics,

In Colombia the distribution change depend of the region, guys from the North has bigger size than the guys from the capital..So I’m from the north, so probably u meet the guys from the capital, that usually are the guys that have more opportunity to go abroad…..hehehehehe……

mandingo

eres una experta no?? jajajajaja

Mandingo

thanks… im venezuelan! if u wanna know me please answer this post!

Bridget

Seriously, how did they get these statistics? Did men from all over the world line up and get measured. That is too funny!

Bridget

Seriously, how did they get these statistics? Did men from all over the world line up and get measured. That is too funny!

http://twitter.com/TomCruising Tom Cruise

This is based on Madonna´s own personal global field research. Believe it, its very reliable!

This is based on Madonna´s own personal global field research. Believe it, its very reliable!

Jogo_love

Am a friendly Puerto Rican women i think the size doesn’t matter is the pleasure u could give a women and how u use it i been with Puerto Rican ,assirian ,white,and now am with a jamaican the jamaican i will never change it for a Puerto Rican there the best in bed and got the biggest dick.

Jogo_love

Am a friendly Puerto Rican women i think the size doesn’t matter is the pleasure u could give a women and how u use it i been with Puerto Rican ,assirian ,white,and now am with a jamaican the jamaican i will never change it for a Puerto Rican there the best in bed and got the biggest dick.

@ boririk. You should have the biggest hole in the world trying all those penis….

Rest

@ boririk. You should have the biggest hole in the world trying all those penis….

Van Nostren

hahaha no, i’m canadian! and a researcher, so i gotta be doing stats a lot of the time. but regardless, the ability for people to understand basic statistics and appraise information is kind of vital. also, you seemed to have missed the beginning of my post where i said to take this thing as a joke. But if people ARE going to take it seriously, and some people here are, then they should at least do THAT properly.

Brazilians and Cubans are probably on average the most hung men outside of Africa. So any nation with a large immigrant population of Southern Africans (below the Sahara) Brazilians and Cubans will also have a large average penis size. Biggest penis size outside of Africa IMO –
1. Brazil
2. Cuba
3. France
4. Spain
5. Italy

sizematters?

Brazilians and Cubans are probably on average the most hung men outside of Africa. So any nation with a large immigrant population of Southern Africans (below the Sahara) Brazilians and Cubans will also have a large average penis size. Biggest penis size outside of Africa IMO –
1. Brazil
2. Cuba
3. France
4. Spain
5. Italy

Thank god, i’m well above my Australian average… Guess im going to have to go out and flash it around a whole lot more =] woohoo! … Come to think of it … I should go into Porn =] This survey does wonders for my confidence, i always thought i was small … But apparantly, I’ll fit in just fine with the columbians – no PUN intended … =]

The flaccid penile length was measured in a warm quiet room. The penile length was defined as the distance from the pubo-penile skin junction atthe dorsum to the tip of the glans. The suprapubic fat thickness was defined as the thickness of the fad-pad when the examiner firmly compressed up to the pubis symphysis at the pubo-penile junction. The stretched length was measured after maximum penile stretching at the first attempt. A rigid ruler was used, except for the penile circumference, to avoid measurement error due to penile curvature. The mid-shaft circumference was measured with a tape.

I’m not saying Koreans have monster dongs, but the 9.6 cm figure thrown around is not accurate. I suspect it is probably the same as the Japan/China numbers from the region.

Keepinitreal

people are always using bad data. people often incorrectly cite a Korean study that measured flaccid stretched penises, not erect ones.

The flaccid penile length was measured in a warm quiet room. The penile length was defined as the distance from the pubo-penile skin junction atthe dorsum to the tip of the glans. The suprapubic fat thickness was defined as the thickness of the fad-pad when the examiner firmly compressed up to the pubis symphysis at the pubo-penile junction. The stretched length was measured after maximum penile stretching at the first attempt. A rigid ruler was used, except for the penile circumference, to avoid measurement error due to penile curvature. The mid-shaft circumference was measured with a tape.

I’m not saying Koreans have monster dongs, but the 9.6 cm figure thrown around is not accurate. I suspect it is probably the same as the Japan/China numbers from the region.

Yuyuturddjdndndndsj

So logic would dictate that in the countries that have the largest schlongs,the pussies would have to be equally deep and wide to acomodate them,As tom arnold said about roseanne,even a 747 looks small in the grand canyon……………..touche indeed.

Yuyuturddjdndndndsj

So logic would dictate that in the countries that have the largest schlongs,the pussies would have to be equally deep and wide to acomodate them,As tom arnold said about roseanne,even a 747 looks small in the grand canyon……………..touche indeed.

justagirl

the logic plane carrying the importance of a large penis has just crashed and burned in the abyss of your stupidity.

Andrew

I didn’t think there could be any reason for me to post anything in the comments section of this post, but I believe it’s important to commend you for that comment.

justagirl

one of my better ones, aye? i’m glad you enjoyed.

justagirl

the logic plane carrying the importance of a large penis has just crashed and burned in the abyss of your stupidity.

justagirl

the logic plane carrying the importance of a large penis has just crashed and burned in the abyss of your stupidity.

Andrew

I didn’t think there could be any reason for me to post anything in the comments section of this post, but I believe it’s important to commend you for that comment.

justagirl

one of my better ones, aye? i’m glad you enjoyed.

mex2dn

damn pueto icans, consider themselves americans but cant even speak english!! how dumb can they be…… and cant even pronounce the “R”.. but they can have bigger then us mexicans, remember you guys come from NIGGER SLAVES!

Boridickies are the bestest!!!! OMG, why didn’t they publish this 30 years ago!!!! too bad I did not consume what my country produced… 2-late-4-me. ha ha ha

Sunnia

Boridickies are the bestest!!!! OMG, why didn’t they publish this 30 years ago!!!! too bad I did not consume what my country produced… 2-late-4-me. ha ha ha

Fayul

My penis is smaller than the average penis size in Asia :/

Fayul

My penis is smaller than the average penis size in Asia :/

dirtyjohnny

OK ladies. Can I make one SMALL point that makes a LARGE difference. There is a DIFFERENCE between a HORSEDICK and a DANGLER.
If you were to judge by a casual candid photo, you might just be missing out. Take my endowment for instance… When rising to the occasion, I am a touch longer than average. Long enough to have to hold back in heated moments out of concern for the sensitive cervix. What’s more important though, is toe-curling width. I wouldn’t add any length if it were subtracted from width. With the right width and the right pivot and stirrrr…. you can make any kitty purrrr…
HOWEVER, when my lil partner is clocked out, he’s simply not concerned with appearances. In other words: he’s not a Dangler. He’s a hot flaccid mess. He wouldn’t scare you in a dark alley. I like to think of him as subtle, understated even. But, in a nudist environment, I would have to accuse him of false-advertising.
From all the anecdotal interviews I have performed it seems that a certain number of impressive danglers don’t really have much additional length up their sleeve when it comes time for magic-making. I suppose you could state it as a ratio of sorts… Ladies and Gents so inclined, I’ll let you do the math. I’ll be waiting with bells on in a scented bath.

Abcd

is this erect length or flaccid length?

Abcd

is this erect length or flaccid length?

Thetoddfather

Wow, you clearly have a baby carrot bringing down your country’s average….

TheToddfather

So true. Women need to stop lying in order to make their little men feel better. Although, I think we have enough boys driving around in huge trucks compensating for their lack of size in another department.

TheToddfather

So true. Women need to stop lying in order to make their little men feel better. Although, I think we have enough boys driving around in huge trucks compensating for their lack of size in another department.

TheToddfather

I disagree. It isn’t their stupidity as much as their arrogance. Canada has lots of idiots too, but we don’t encourage our idiots to be the loudest and proudest. Americans, as was said on ‘Talking to Americans’, are just WAY to willing to blab on and on as if they were experts on subjects they know absolutely nothing about. In other words, they have a huge idiot population that is not encouraged to be humble and learn from others, and to see others in the world as equals. Far from it. There are very few consequences for being stupid, fat and lazy in their culture. Any culture that could elect G.W. Bush even once, let alone for two terms (The MAX in the US) should truly be looking long and hard at itself with shame and disbelief. Instead, they cut down the semi-intelligent that want change for the better as ‘un-American’ communists, and tow the line as ignorant, elitist fear mongers, unable to see their own flaws.

TheToddfather

Someone needs to get laid with a big one bad! I’m well endowed and I can say for a fact that it is a huge visual and physical turn on for almost every woman. Guess what? Having a large one does not automatically mean you don’t know how to use it. In fact, from what I hear we have a whole lot more confidence and therefore perform a lot better too in general. So, call me crazy but, I don’t think it’s crazy to think bigger is better when all other things are equal. Is it the MOST important factor? Most women would say no. Does it matter? Almost ALL women will say HELL YES!!!

TheToddfather

Almost….

TheToddfather

Suddenly The Cold War makes a whole lot more sense…..

TheToddfather

Suddenly The Cold War makes a whole lot more sense…..

Cloverboy

So basically you’re saying your a total fucking whore…

Sssssss

There are many information in the net wich is not very real and most of the studies are very poor. All people knows the black people have the bigger penis in the world. The oriental or asiatic have the smaller. The bigger penis for white people are in Spain, Italy, France, Greece, and other mediterranean countries. The smaller for white people are in United Kingdom, Australia, USA, and other anglosaxon countries. For native indians and people from Central and South America like Mexico, Guatemala, Peru, Bolivia, etc, it seems their penis is smaller than for white people.

Sssssss

There are many information in the net wich is not very real and most of the studies are very poor. All people knows the black people have the bigger penis in the world. The oriental or asiatic have the smaller. The bigger penis for white people are in Spain, Italy, France, Greece, and other mediterranean countries. The smaller for white people are in United Kingdom, Australia, USA, and other anglosaxon countries. For native indians and people from Central and South America like Mexico, Guatemala, Peru, Bolivia, etc, it seems their penis is smaller than for white people.

Ricans are nothing but bums who are lucky real American’s allow them to be semi apart of OUR Country.

andres

that’s not true, that’s only a survey and they don’t have a record that shows they actually measured the penis of the said country, as a matter of fact i’m from The Philippines and i have a 8.4 inches cock but they put my country into the list of smallest. who ever made that survey is a mindless person and wanting people to be mad. so just don’t mind that survey. and also who ever made that survey is a shit gay that hunger to suck a cock on every sizes in every coutry. . hahaha

Not true. WE real Americans are supposed to be setting an example of our beloved country and welcoming others to our nation as well. So stop being such a fucking dick and start acting your own age you ass hole.
P.S You’re probably just insecure of your small dick size, but don’t worry about it i’m sure it’ll mature when you do.

Septemberrose4404

When you suck mine bitch

Septemberrose4404

I have a vagina

Dimitri

There are alot of strange people on this site who analyze things way to much. I guess its a product of being a looser and real life and finding some way for attention. There are a few really pretentious people on here who think they are highly smarter then they really are. Do not mistaken arrogance for intelligence.

Dimitri

There are alot of strange people on this site who analyze things way to much. I guess its a product of being a looser and real life and finding some way for attention. There are a few really pretentious people on here who think they are highly smarter then they really are. Do not mistaken arrogance for intelligence.

Sapple

Liam why dont u just shut up for once and stop taking things so seriously. You are incredible annoying. Thank you sir.

Sapple

Liam why dont u just shut up for once and stop taking things so seriously. You are incredible annoying. Thank you sir.

Cloverboy… You can interpret things however it makes you feel better.. My bet is, you have slept with more people than I have… But then again, we Americans love to be hypocrites and have double standards. We are also very quick when it comes to push down and insult people, that might just be the reason why the rest of the world hate us. So you see, you are already hated enough, you don’t need to make such an effort trying to gain more enemies. As a grown up, I get to do however and whomever I please… ; ) You.. go on and learn how to use you dick…

GirlyGirl

I appreciate it very much Mandingo.. But I’m happily married now.. recently married too.. Thank you anyhow..

Qlipoth

its the syrup

Killakevbeastmode

Fuck it, we American can have the small peckers still got bigger balls. By far. history dont lie, that much.

Killakevbeastmode

Fuck it, we American can have the small peckers still got bigger balls. By far. history dont lie, that much.

Gerry

“Posted by phunkychic666”

Gerry

“Posted by phunkychic666”

Gerry

Pfffftttt hahahahahaaaaaaa!

Gerry

Pfffftttt hahahahahaaaaaaa!

Gummo

I’m assuming everyone read that the chart is in reference to “larger equals enhanced by surgery.” Where’s the “born and bred with endowments map”?

Gummo

I’m assuming everyone read that the chart is in reference to “larger equals enhanced by surgery.” Where’s the “born and bred with endowments map”?

Thomas Paine

Idiots will believe anything.

Thomas Paine

Idiots will believe anything.

Thomas Paine

Idiots will believe anything.

SPOTSANDSTRIPES2

OMG.. this map is soooo disapointing , however it its accurate , i think i must have had a few aliens ;D

SPOTSANDSTRIPES2

OMG.. this map is soooo disapointing , however it its accurate , i think i must have had a few aliens ;D

Zack

Ha, I guess this puts me as an outlier for someone who has a huge 15cm penis.

Zack

Ha, I guess this puts me as an outlier for someone who has a huge 15cm penis.

Hawaiiansybarite

I happen to be a trained physical and genetic anthropologist, and I can tell you, as an expert, that this map is quite wrong in many, many ways, though the general trends are accurate. The means from Bolivia, Colombia, Ecuador, Venezuela and Hungary are much too high, the Nigerian and Scandinavian means are too low, and I’m suspicious about the numbers from Sudan. And yes, these measurements have been taken in scholarly studies for hundreds of years.

Hawaiiansybarite

I happen to be a trained physical and genetic anthropologist, and I can tell you, as an expert, that this map is quite wrong in many, many ways, though the general trends are accurate. The means from Bolivia, Colombia, Ecuador, Venezuela and Hungary are much too high, the Nigerian and Scandinavian means are too low, and I’m suspicious about the numbers from Sudan. And yes, these measurements have been taken in scholarly studies for hundreds of years.

Bigfeyer

Hungary rules

FrankRizzo

Fuck you both, Im native American and European mixed. Everyone was fucked up in the day. Quit blaming shit on race. Whites, Natives Americans and Blacks all committed rape and murder, you know why? THEY ARE FUCKING HUMAN! HUMANS HAVE DOUCHE BAGS OF ALL RACES!

Donald Hamilton22

That world penis size map is SO BOGUS. Yes, it’s full of misinformation. The ANDROMEDICAL STUDY is the ONLY scientifically based study of international penis size that exists, & only 15 nations were included. Most countries only have penis surveys, which aren’t scientifically valid. CHECK ALL THE SOURCES for the data. They don’t even list a source for the data for the vast majority of the nations on the map. According to the Japanese Journal of Sexology, which the map & the Andromedical Study cite, the accurate Japanese average penis size is 13.28cm, not 10.2 cm. Also the averages for Brazil, Greece, Italy, Venezuela, Colombia, etc are also inaccurately listed. According to the Andromedical Study, for which PRESTIGIOUS urologists submitted the data, the correct scientific averages are 12.4cm for Brazil; 15cm for Italy, 12.7cm for Venezuela; Colombia 13.9cm; Greece 12.18cm. Most of those African nations don’t even have scientific studies at all. The averages for the 15 nations in the Andromedical Study were much more modest than these inflated averages, which are more likely from penis surveys, which aren’t scientifically valid in the least.

Donald Hamilton22

That world penis size map is SO BOGUS. Yes, it’s full of misinformation. The ANDROMEDICAL STUDY is the ONLY scientifically based study of international penis size that exists, & only 15 nations were included. Most countries only have penis surveys, which aren’t scientifically valid. CHECK ALL THE SOURCES for the data. They don’t even list a source for the data for the vast majority of the nations on the map. According to the Japanese Journal of Sexology, which the map & the Andromedical Study cite, the accurate Japanese average penis size is 13.28cm, not 10.2 cm. Also the averages for Brazil, Greece, Italy, Venezuela, Colombia, etc are also inaccurately listed. According to the Andromedical Study, for which PRESTIGIOUS urologists submitted the data, the correct scientific averages are 12.4cm for Brazil; 15cm for Italy, 12.7cm for Venezuela; Colombia 13.9cm; Greece 12.18cm. Most of those African nations don’t even have scientific studies at all. The averages for the 15 nations in the Andromedical Study were much more modest than these inflated averages, which are more likely from penis surveys, which aren’t scientifically valid in the least.

FrankRizzo

That was an incoherent crap comment. Try to make sense next time.

Donald Hamilton22

This map is totally bogus. It’s just full of misinformation. The majority of countries in the world don’t even have scientific studies like those in the Andromedical Study, which is the only scientifically based study of international comparative penis size that exists. The map even inaccurately lists the averages for Japan, Italy, Italy, Colombia, Venezuela, Brazil, Greece, etc that were all included in the Andromedical Study. The sources of the majority of nations on the map aren’t even listed. I checked. The correct average for the Japanese, according to the Japanese Journal of Sexology is 13.28cm, not 10.2 cm as listed on the map. Of course, the average for Japan was also incorrectly listed as 13 cm in the Andromedical Study as well. It’s 13.28cm according to the Japanese Journal of Sexology which both the Andromedical Study & this map cite as the source for the Japanese. The majority of the nations on this map don’t even have scientific studies. They only have penis surveys. You can’t compare the relative modest averages from scientific studies to the inflated averages of penis surveys. surveys. The averages in the Andromedical Study were much more modest.

Donald Hamilton22

This map is totally bogus. It’s just full of misinformation. The majority of countries in the world don’t even have scientific studies like those in the Andromedical Study, which is the only scientifically based study of international comparative penis size that exists. The map even inaccurately lists the averages for Japan, Italy, Italy, Colombia, Venezuela, Brazil, Greece, etc that were all included in the Andromedical Study. The sources of the majority of nations on the map aren’t even listed. I checked. The correct average for the Japanese, according to the Japanese Journal of Sexology is 13.28cm, not 10.2 cm as listed on the map. Of course, the average for Japan was also incorrectly listed as 13 cm in the Andromedical Study as well. It’s 13.28cm according to the Japanese Journal of Sexology which both the Andromedical Study & this map cite as the source for the Japanese. The majority of the nations on this map don’t even have scientific studies. They only have penis surveys. You can’t compare the relative modest averages from scientific studies to the inflated averages of penis surveys. surveys. The averages in the Andromedical Study were much more modest.

Prestigious physicians submitted the data for the Andromedical Study unlike for this penis size map. That map is full of errors & misinformation & doesn’t even list the sources for the vast majority of the nations on the map. Again, most countries only have penis surveys, not actual scientific studies like those in the Andromedical Study. So it’s not fair to compare the relative modest averages of the nations with actual scientific studies to those with inflated averages from penis surveys, which aren’t scientifically valid in the least.

Prestigious physicians submitted the data for the Andromedical Study unlike for this penis size map. That map is full of errors & misinformation & doesn’t even list the sources for the vast majority of the nations on the map. Again, most countries only have penis surveys, not actual scientific studies like those in the Andromedical Study. So it’s not fair to compare the relative modest averages of the nations with actual scientific studies to those with inflated averages from penis surveys, which aren’t scientifically valid in the least.

Donald Hampton

A total sham! The Andromedical Study is the only scientifically based study of international comparative penis size that exists. The Japanese average is falsely listed by this bogus, racist map as 10.2cm. That’s totally inaccurate. The accurate average penis size for Japanese men is 13.28cm according to the Japanese Journal of Sexology. That’s the only legitimate penis size study that Japan has. Also if you check, they don’t even list the sources for the data for this bogus map. Nothing trumps the Andromedical Study. Prestigious physicians submitted the data for the study, including that 12.9cm average for Americans, which is published in the American Journal of Urology. Further, these dimwits list a 1953 study as the source for the Chinese study. Are these people total idiots?! This is nothing more than racist propaganda.

Donald Hampton

A total sham! The Andromedical Study is the only scientifically based study of international comparative penis size that exists. The Japanese average is falsely listed by this bogus, racist map as 10.2cm. That’s totally inaccurate. The accurate average penis size for Japanese men is 13.28cm according to the Japanese Journal of Sexology. That’s the only legitimate penis size study that Japan has. Also if you check, they don’t even list the sources for the data for this bogus map. Nothing trumps the Andromedical Study. Prestigious physicians submitted the data for the study, including that 12.9cm average for Americans, which is published in the American Journal of Urology. Further, these dimwits list a 1953 study as the source for the Chinese study. Are these people total idiots?! This is nothing more than racist propaganda.

Donald Hampton

A total sham! Japan only has 1 penis size study= 13.28cm. That’s the accurate average penis size for the Japanese according to the Japanese Journal of Sexology. The ANDROMEDICAL STUDY is the only scientifically based study of international comparative penis size that exists. This map is fraudulent.

Saratogafan

This map is a sham. Go to the target map & check the sources. The data is false for some of the countries that have actual scientific studies, and for some of those that have source listed, it’s not even a medical source, because it’s a penis survey or concocted. More importantly, there are no sources listed for the data for the vast majority of nations on the map. As far as fraudulent data goes, the accurate Japanese average is 13.28cm according to the Japanese Journal of Sexology, not 10.2cm. That’s false. Japan only has 1 penis size study.submitted for the Andromedical Study, which is the only scientifically based study of international comparative penis size that exists. Check the sources of the data, and you’ll realize that this map features unsupported data and is bogus.

Saratogafan

This map is a sham. Go to the target map & check the sources. The data is false for some of the countries that have actual scientific studies, and for some of those that have source listed, it’s not even a medical source, because it’s a penis survey or concocted. More importantly, there are no sources listed for the data for the vast majority of nations on the map. As far as fraudulent data goes, the accurate Japanese average is 13.28cm according to the Japanese Journal of Sexology, not 10.2cm. That’s false. Japan only has 1 penis size study.submitted for the Andromedical Study, which is the only scientifically based study of international comparative penis size that exists. Check the sources of the data, and you’ll realize that this map features unsupported data and is bogus.

Anonymous

This penis size map is BOGUS. What a sham! All you have to do is go to the target map & check the sources for the data (averages). The data for some of the countries that really do have actual scientific studies, which is relatively few, is inaccurate. However, the data for some of the countries that have sources listed for their averages, came from penis surveys, which are not scientifically valid in the least, as you can’t trust men to accurately self-report their penis size. They lie about & exaggerate their penis size all the time. Further and most importantly, there are no sources listed for the data (averages) of the vast majority of the nations on the map. More than likely, this either means that their averages came from penis surveys or are completely concocted. Erroneous or fraudulent data, unscientific data from penis surveys, and no sources to back up the data from the vast majority of nations on the map? Yes, it’s BOGUS and a sham.

saratogafan22

This penis size map is BOGUS. What a sham! All you have to do is go to the target map & check the sources for the data (averages). The data for some of the countries that really do have actual scientific studies, which is relatively few, is inaccurate. However, the data for some of the countries that have sources listed for their averages, came from penis surveys, which are not scientifically valid in the least, as you can’t trust men to accurately self-report their penis size. They lie about & exaggerate their penis size all the time. Further and most importantly, there are no sources listed for the data (averages) of the vast majority of the nations on the map. More than likely, this either means that their averages came from penis surveys or are completely concocted. Erroneous or fraudulent data, unscientific data from penis surveys, and no sources to back up the data from the vast majority of nations on the map? Yes, it’s BOGUS and a sham.

Anonymous

We know for sure that the averages for Japan, Italy, Greece, Venezuela, Colombia, Brazil, etc are inaccurate. The accurate Japanese average according to the Japanese Journal of Sexology is 13.28cm. These countries were included in the Andromedical Study, the only scientifically based study of international comparative penis size that exists, and their averages were submitted by prestigious urologists from their countries. To be fair, the Japanese average is inaccurately listed for the Andromedical Study as 13 cm, but that’s much closer to the accurate Japanese average of 13.28cm. Unlike this map, the data (averages) was submitted by prestigious physicians and average flaccid as well as erect penis sizes are listed as well as sources for all 15 nations in the study.

saratogafan22

We know for sure that the averages for Japan, Italy, Greece, Venezuela, Colombia, Brazil, etc are inaccurate. The accurate Japanese average according to the Japanese Journal of Sexology is 13.28cm. These countries were included in the Andromedical Study, the only scientifically based study of international comparative penis size that exists, and their averages were submitted by prestigious urologists from their countries. To be fair, the Japanese average is inaccurately listed for the Andromedical Study as 13 cm, but that’s much closer to the accurate Japanese average of 13.28cm. Unlike this map, the data (averages) was submitted by prestigious physicians and average flaccid as well as erect penis sizes are listed as well as sources for all 15 nations in the study.

Anonymous

This penis size map is BOGUS, a sham. All you have to do is go to the target map & check the sources for the data (averages) for the nations. The data for some of the nations which really have actual scientific studies (which are only a relative few) is inaccurate. Ie. The accurate penis size average for Japan is 13.28cm according to the Japanse Journal of Sexology. The averages are also incorrect for Brazil, Greece, Italy, Venezuela, Colombia, etc as well. These are all nations that were included in the Andromedical Study, the only scientifically based study of international penis size that exists. Prestigious urologists submitted the data for the study, unlike this study which features erroneous data; unscientific data from penis surveys; and no sources whatsoever listed for the vast majority of nations on the map. Yes, it’s a sham.

dancinglights12

This penis size map is BOGUS, a sham. All you have to do is go to the target map & check the sources for the data (averages) for the nations. The data for some of the nations which really have actual scientific studies (which are only a relative few) is inaccurate. Ie. The accurate penis size average for Japan is 13.28cm according to the Japanse Journal of Sexology. The averages are also incorrect for Brazil, Greece, Italy, Venezuela, Colombia, etc as well. These are all nations that were included in the Andromedical Study, the only scientifically based study of international penis size that exists. Prestigious urologists submitted the data for the study, unlike this study which features erroneous data; unscientific data from penis surveys; and no sources whatsoever listed for the vast majority of nations on the map. Yes, it’s a sham.

Pearl

I’m hungry for Hungary!

Shithead

because there is nothing else they can be proud of…

Hellonthese

http://thehottestasians.blogspot.com/ I do think asians are undervaluated. But whatever, anyone who believes in this, just do it for their own pleasure or pride. this is as inaccurate as it can be.

I am of African descent and I wish the author of the article could have written about more important issues than the freaking size of people penis across the planet. Doesn’t the world has more issues to care about than the insecurities of many men ( regardless of their ethnicities) with regard of their sexuality. I think that drug use, alcoholism, and body care are the fundamental factor that differentiate between men who can satisfy women and those who cannot. Now, compare that across the goddamn planet! It is one thing to be hung like a horse, and it is another thing to be able to use it!

http://www.facebook.com/edingsteve Steve Messi

I am of African descent and I wish the author of the article could have written about more important issues than the freaking size of people penis across the planet. Doesn’t the world has more issues to care about than the insecurities of many men ( regardless of their ethnicities) with regard of their sexuality. I think that drug use, alcoholism, and body care are the fundamental factor that differentiate between men who can satisfy women and those who cannot. Now, compare that across the goddamn planet! It is one thing to be hung like a horse, and it is another thing to be able to use it!

meh

… what about the grey ones in africa… do they not have penises?

meh

… what about the grey ones in africa… do they not have penises?

Sampain

who went around and measured all the dicks,i didnt get done

Sampain

who went around and measured all the dicks,i didnt get done

Yanmcdanish

Denmark, biggest of scandavland 😀

Yanmcdanish

Denmark, biggest of scandavland 😀

Friendly

I’m Colombian, my size is bigger than the average of all the countries they shows in that statistics,

In Colombia the distribution change depend of the region, guys from the North has bigger size than the guys from the capital..So I’m from the north, so probably u meet the guys from the capital, that usually are the guys that have more opportunity to go abroad…..hehehehehe……

Gustavo St

nasci com o pinto grande

Gustavo St

nasci com o pinto grande

Anonymous

You have to be a complete fool to take that world penis size map seriously. It’s obvious that the moron that compiled the data for that fraudulent penis size map certainly is NOT a scientist or doctor. No doctor or scientist would create a map containing scientific data mixed with unscientific data from penis surveys, outright BOGUS data, & fail to support the vast majority of data with legitimate sources or references. Compare those highly inflated averages of that fraudulent map with the averages of the nations included in the ANDROMEDICAL STUDY. Look how modest the averages of the the ANDROMEDICAL STUDY are in comparison, the hallmark of a true scientific study. UNLIKE that fraudulent map, the data for the Andromedical Study was submitted by PRESTIGIOUS physicians from the 15 nations. It even states this in the introduction to the study. And the data for the Andromedical Study was collected by a reputable European urologist. LOL

dancinglights12

You have to be a complete fool to take that world penis size map seriously. It’s obvious that the moron that compiled the data for that fraudulent penis size map certainly is NOT a scientist or doctor. No doctor or scientist would create a map containing scientific data mixed with unscientific data from penis surveys, outright BOGUS data, & fail to support the vast majority of data with legitimate sources or references. Compare those highly inflated averages of that fraudulent map with the averages of the nations included in the ANDROMEDICAL STUDY. Look how modest the averages of the the ANDROMEDICAL STUDY are in comparison, the hallmark of a true scientific study. UNLIKE that fraudulent map, the data for the Andromedical Study was submitted by PRESTIGIOUS physicians from the 15 nations. It even states this in the introduction to the study. And the data for the Andromedical Study was collected by a reputable European urologist. LOL

Anonymous

No, the data for the Andromedical Study isn’t just some “dubious”, obscure web page that appeared on the internet. lol The data page is just 1 page of the study published on the internet. You need to read the introduction & preface. It even tells you that the data was submitted by PRESTIGIOUS physicians from the 15 nations included in the study. The Andromedical Study was published in 2001. On the other hand, that FRAUDULENT penis size map fails to list any references or sources for the vast majority of nations on the map lol Go to the target map & check the sources yourselves. Also click on the link provided. You’ll see that they even listed the data for the vast majority of the nations as “self-reported”. That means that it’s from a penis survey, which is NOT scientifically valid in the least. lol The only data that checks out as legitimate for sure is that for Germany, the USA, India, & South Korea. Those are the same averages submitted by PRESTIGIOUS physicians from those countries for the ANDROMEDICAL STUDY. The Japanese average on that bogus map is an absolute fraud. According to the Japanese Journal of Sexology, the average erect penis size of Japanese men is 13.28cm. The criminal that posted the map INTENTIONALLY listed it incorrectly, and was so deceptive where you can’t even read the full name of the source. But we know that Japan only has 1 penis size study = 13.28cm published in the Japanese Journal of Sexology.

Anonymous

No, the data for the Andromedical Study isn’t just some “dubious”, obscure web page that appeared on the internet. lol The data page is just 1 page of the study published on the internet. You need to read the introduction & preface. It even tells you that the data was submitted by PRESTIGIOUS physicians from the 15 nations included in the study. The Andromedical Study was published in 2001. On the other hand, that FRAUDULENT penis size map fails to list any references or sources for the vast majority of nations on the map lol Go to the target map & check the sources yourselves. Also click on the link provided. You’ll see that they even listed the data for the vast majority of the nations as “self-reported”. That means that it’s from a penis survey, which is NOT scientifically valid in the least. lol The only data that checks out as legitimate for sure is that for Germany, the USA, India, & South Korea. Those are the same averages submitted by PRESTIGIOUS physicians from those countries for the ANDROMEDICAL STUDY. The Japanese average on that bogus map is an absolute fraud. According to the Japanese Journal of Sexology, the average erect penis size of Japanese men is 13.28cm. The criminal that posted the map INTENTIONALLY listed it incorrectly, and was so deceptive where you can’t even read the full name of the source. But we know that Japan only has 1 penis size study = 13.28cm published in the Japanese Journal of Sexology.

dancinglights12

No, the data for the Andromedical Study isn’t just some “dubious”, obscure web page that appeared on the internet. lol The data page is just 1 page of the study published on the internet. You need to read the introduction & preface. It even tells you that the data was submitted by PRESTIGIOUS physicians from the 15 nations included in the study. The Andromedical Study was published in 2001. On the other hand, that FRAUDULENT penis size map fails to list any references or sources for the vast majority of nations on the map lol Go to the target map & check the sources yourselves. Also click on the link provided. You’ll see that they even listed the data for the vast majority of the nations as “self-reported”. That means that it’s from a penis survey, which is NOT scientifically valid in the least. lol The only data that checks out as legitimate for sure is that for Germany, the USA, India, & South Korea. Those are the same averages submitted by PRESTIGIOUS physicians from those countries for the ANDROMEDICAL STUDY. The Japanese average on that bogus map is an absolute fraud. According to the Japanese Journal of Sexology, the average erect penis size of Japanese men is 13.28cm. The criminal that posted the map INTENTIONALLY listed it incorrectly, and was so deceptive where you can’t even read the full name of the source. But we know that Japan only has 1 penis size study = 13.28cm published in the Japanese Journal of Sexology.

Anonymous

As for the other Asian nations on that fraudulent map, not including Japan’s average, which we already know is absolutely fraudulent, the source for China’s average is listed as an alleged 1953 study (Kenley Report) LOL!!!! Even if the study actually existed, it would be considered outdated & scientifically invalid. That’s horrendous! This is yet another obvious clue that the moron that created the map is NOT a doctor or a scientist. lol Further, there’s NO WAY that all of those Southeast Asian nations & North Korea have scientific studies. Like Africa, most of these are undeveloped & developing nations. Most significantly, there are NO SOURCES OR REFERENCES LISTED (like the vast majority of the nations on that fraudulent map) for the remaining Asian nations on that map, meaning, more than likely, the data & studies are contrived. Again, the averages for India and South Korea are the only that check out as legitimate, as they’re the same averages submitted by prestigious Indian & Korean doctors for the ANDROMEDICAL STUDY. The racist moron that created that map even listed the same average & study for North & South Korea. LOL!!!!!! Only South Korea has a penis size study. The moron doesn’t even know that they’re 2 different nations. That penis size map is a FRAUDULENT, RACIST joke!

dancinglights12

As for the other Asian nations on that fraudulent map, not including Japan’s average, which we already know is absolutely fraudulent, the source for China’s average is listed as an alleged 1953 study (Kenley Report) LOL!!!! Even if the study actually existed, it would be considered outdated & scientifically invalid. That’s horrendous! This is yet another obvious clue that the moron that created the map is NOT a doctor or a scientist. lol Further, there’s NO WAY that all of those Southeast Asian nations & North Korea have scientific studies. Like Africa, most of these are undeveloped & developing nations. Most significantly, there are NO SOURCES OR REFERENCES LISTED (like the vast majority of the nations on that fraudulent map) for the remaining Asian nations on that map, meaning, more than likely, the data & studies are contrived. Again, the averages for India and South Korea are the only that check out as legitimate, as they’re the same averages submitted by prestigious Indian & Korean doctors for the ANDROMEDICAL STUDY. The racist moron that created that map even listed the same average & study for North & South Korea. LOL!!!!!! Only South Korea has a penis size study. The moron doesn’t even know that they’re 2 different nations. That penis size map is a FRAUDULENT, RACIST joke!

Nsilva

another small penis detected.

Jonathan Liu

South Korea is legit, but they were measuring flaccid length.

Anonymous

LOL That world penis size map is a huge sham. Unlike that fraudulent map which lists outright fraudulent data; provides no source or reference whatsoever for the majority of nations on the map; and ERRONEOUSLY mixes scientific data with non-scientific data from penis surveys (scientifically invalid), in which men self-report their penis size, the data for the 2001 ANDROMEDICAL STUDY was submitted by PRESTIGIOUS physicians from the 15 nations & the data was collected by a reputable European urologist. It even states this in the introduction to the study. It remains the ONLY scientifically based study of international comparative penis size that exists:

*Compare these very modest averages, (the hallmark of true scientific studies), to those highly inflated averages of that fraudulent penis size map. A good rule of thumb is that if a nation’s average is well beyond the 5 to 6 inch international average penis size range, then more than likely, it’s contrived or from a penis survey.

saratogafan22

LOL That world penis size map is a huge sham. Unlike that fraudulent map which lists outright fraudulent data; provides no source or reference whatsoever for the majority of nations on the map; and ERRONEOUSLY mixes scientific data with non-scientific data from penis surveys (scientifically invalid), in which men self-report their penis size, the data for the 2001 ANDROMEDICAL STUDY was submitted by PRESTIGIOUS physicians from the 15 nations & the data was collected by a reputable European urologist. It even states this in the introduction to the study. It remains the ONLY scientifically based study of international comparative penis size that exists:

*Compare these very modest averages, (the hallmark of true scientific studies), to those highly inflated averages of that fraudulent penis size map. A good rule of thumb is that if a nation’s average is well beyond the 5 to 6 inch international average penis size range, then more than likely, it’s contrived or from a penis survey.

Anonymous

LOL All you have to do is go to the target map for that fraudulent penis size map, you’ll see that there are no sources or references listed for the Hungarian or Puerto Rican averages. And if you click on the link provided, you’ll see the data is listed as “self-reported”. That means that the data came from penis surveys in which men self-report their penis size, which aren’t scientifically valid in the least. Please, you can’t trust men to accurately self-report their penis size. They lie & exaggerate about their penis size all the time. That explains the inflated averages for Hungary & Puerto Rico. No sources are listed for both either. LOL!

saratogafan22

LOL All you have to do is go to the target map for that fraudulent penis size map, you’ll see that there are no sources or references listed for the Hungarian or Puerto Rican averages. And if you click on the link provided, you’ll see the data is listed as “self-reported”. That means that the data came from penis surveys in which men self-report their penis size, which aren’t scientifically valid in the least. Please, you can’t trust men to accurately self-report their penis size. They lie & exaggerate about their penis size all the time. That explains the inflated averages for Hungary & Puerto Rico. No sources are listed for both either. LOL!

Anonymous

LOL. Stop lying. The Korean average erect penis size is 3.7 inches (9.6 cm). That figure was submitted by PRESTIGIOUS Korean urologists for the ANDROMEDICAL STUDY & it’s correct on that world penis size map. The average flaccid penis size for Koreans is 2.7 inches, also submitted by prestigious Korean urologists for the Andromedical Study. The South Korean & Indian averages are the only correct averages of all the Asian nations on that fraudulent penis size map that can be verified.

saratogafan22

LOL. Stop lying. The Korean average erect penis size is 3.7 inches (9.6 cm). That figure was submitted by PRESTIGIOUS Korean urologists for the ANDROMEDICAL STUDY & it’s correct on that world penis size map. The average flaccid penis size for Koreans is 2.7 inches, also submitted by prestigious Korean urologists for the Andromedical Study. The South Korean & Indian averages are the only correct averages of all the Asian nations on that fraudulent penis size map that can be verified.

Anonymous

The world penis size map is a FRAUD. Is anyone listening? Just go to the target map & see for yourself. Sources are listed for only 34 nations on the map, and the vast majority of the data is from penis surveys. Further, alot of the data is blatantly fraudulent. Ie. According to the Japanese Journal of Sexology, the accurate average for the Japanese is 13.28cm. The map was created only to promote to racist propaganda

DandelionWhine22

The world penis size map is a FRAUD. Is anyone listening? Just go to the target map & see for yourself. Sources are listed for only 34 nations on the map, and the vast majority of the data is from penis surveys. Further, alot of the data is blatantly fraudulent. Ie. According to the Japanese Journal of Sexology, the accurate average for the Japanese is 13.28cm. The map was created only to promote to racist propaganda

NSilva

small penis detected.

Anonymous

The penis size map really is a total sham. lol The data came mostly from penis surveys which aren’t scientifically valid in the least, & the data for some of the countries is absolutely fraudulent. The Andromedical Study is the only scientifically based study of international comparative penis size that exists. Dismiss the penis size map as garbage. It’s fraudulent & only intended to promote racist propaganda.

WorldlyMallGirl89

The penis size map really is a total sham. lol The data came mostly from penis surveys which aren’t scientifically valid in the least, & the data for some of the countries is absolutely fraudulent. The Andromedical Study is the only scientifically based study of international comparative penis size that exists. Dismiss the penis size map as garbage. It’s fraudulent & only intended to promote racist propaganda.

Anonymous

The map is a fraud people!

Anonymous

The map is a fraud people!

DeanMaker12

The map is a fraud people!

NSilva

small penis detected.

Nsilva

another small penis detected.

E3oe

Koreans are the tallest Asians and yet they have the smallest penises among all the Asians? Yeah, this study has a whole lot of credibility, lol. And some guy below posted supposedly the “real” avg length of Japanese men. So let me get this straight: The avg height of the Japanese male is two inches shorter than the avg Korean male, but we’re supposed to believe that the avg Japanese penis is a whopping 1.5 inches longer? OK… that makes a lot of sense, lol.

E3oe

Koreans are the tallest Asians and yet they have the smallest penises among all the Asians? Yeah, this study has a whole lot of credibility, lol. And some guy below posted supposedly the “real” avg length of Japanese men. So let me get this straight: The avg height of the Japanese male is two inches shorter than the avg Korean male, but we’re supposed to believe that the avg Japanese penis is a whopping 1.5 inches longer? OK… that makes a lot of sense, lol.

E3oe

Koreans are the tallest Asians and yet they have the smallest penises among all the Asians? Yeah, this study has a whole lot of credibility, lol. And some guy below posted supposedly the “real” avg length of Japanese men. So let me get this straight: The avg height of the Japanese male is two inches shorter than the avg Korean male, but we’re supposed to believe that the avg Japanese penis is a whopping 1.5 inches longer? OK… that makes a lot of sense, lol.

SmarterThanYou

Centimeters.

E3oe

Okay, just did a bit more research on this. Apparently, the statistics of Asians is a tad bit… outdated. The statistics for China, for example, was from the 1950’s when the avg height of males was around 5 feet 2 inches due to malnutrition. The size is being compared to more modern measurements of Europeans. Now, with better nutrition, the avg Chinese male is pretty close to 5 foot 8 inches and growing. Yeah, this study is real credible.

E3oe

Okay, just did a bit more research on this. Apparently, the statistics of Asians is a tad bit… outdated. The statistics for China, for example, was from the 1950’s when the avg height of males was around 5 feet 2 inches due to malnutrition. The size is being compared to more modern measurements of Europeans. Now, with better nutrition, the avg Chinese male is pretty close to 5 foot 8 inches and growing. Yeah, this study is real credible.

http://twitter.com/nickisawesome nick nemati

wow mine is 15 cm and im 13, poor koreans 3.7 inches? really

http://twitter.com/nickisawesome nick nemati

wow mine is 15 cm and im 13, poor koreans 3.7 inches? really

Rasta Duck

I was thinking when I saw this that could France be so high up compared to it’s fellow Europeans as a result of the fact that there is a lot of immigrants coming into that country from places in Central Africa who, a large number of speak French as first languages? Would France be benefiting from immigrants from these highly hung countries (like Congo and Ghana for example who according to this map are number 1 and number 4 in the rankings for penis size) and would that be what has caused their penis size to be so high?

Chicken8nugget

I love the knuckle heads who say USA has a small mans complex. We have by FAR biggest and most powerful military, largest economy, and arguably best quality of life on average. Fall before your mighty leader you puny little trolls. Try not to land on your horse cocks.

Lebanese

Lebanese RULE!

Lebanese

Lebanese RULE!

http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Sims/100000571912142 David Sims

The smaller the penis, the bigger the brain. That’s what I’m seeing.

http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Sims/100000571912142 David Sims

The smaller the penis, the bigger the brain. That’s what I’m seeing.

laughing hysterically

now every time i look at my little brother i laugh my ass off…….. i feel sorry for south korea ………..

laughing hysterically

now every time i look at my little brother i laugh my ass off…….. i feel sorry for south korea ………..

SmarterThanYou

Centimeters.

http://koowie.com Koowie

It’s not the size but how you use it. lol

http://koowie.com Koowie

It’s not the size but how you use it. lol

shattered_ashes

It’s not necesarily how you use the penis, other parts of your body could play a vital role in pleasuring a girl 😉

shattered_ashes

It’s not necesarily how you use the penis, other parts of your body could play a vital role in pleasuring a girl 😉

flowy

At least I’m not Asian.

Flowy

Yeah, and what’s wrong with that? We had the power, the smarts, and the will to conquer this country and rape it’s women. That’s something to be proud of and it makes up for not having the biggest penises.

Flowy

That means you got a stretched out gaping hole for a cooter. Get fisted and have fun.

Fanta

i think germans should be in the dark green region and for hungarians and congolese this seems true and i say it is

Fanta

i think germans should be in the dark green region and for hungarians and congolese this seems true and i say it is

Fanta

i think germans should be in the dark green region and for hungarians and congolese this seems true and i say it is

Spunkyme197060

ha ha ha gr8 lunatic assylum here. i don know hw these people measured the sizes. ask the women or gays in western countries they will tell better

Spunkyme197060

ha ha ha gr8 lunatic assylum here. i don know hw these people measured the sizes. ask the women or gays in western countries they will tell better

Donovan

may i ask…did you marry an american?

http://www.facebook.com/ItsHowie Howard Ferrer

Porque pelean?

GBSS

Porque pelean?

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http://twitter.com/Marklar_Prime Marklar Kronkite

If infrared were visible to the naked eye you would see the infrared dot over Washington DC.

Marklar_Prime

If infrared were visible to the naked eye you would see the infrared dot over Washington DC.

GirlyGirl

married African

Brucieee

Faszák vagyunk. 😀

Brucieee

Faszák vagyunk. 😀

luka luka

Hello!
I am from Romania, but… I must move in Sudan or Bolivia??? There it’s my place?

luka luka

Hello!
I am from Romania, but… I must move in Sudan or Bolivia??? There it’s my place?

luka luka

Hello!
I am from Romania, but… I must move in Sudan or Bolivia??? There it’s my place?

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2RXORQJZ4YXHZDNE5KE52NUHGM Citizen of China

Hahaha Mexicans have small penises. I am Chinese and a Mexican girl I banged told me that my penis was bigger than those Mexicans… So if I am below average, how can Mexicans be above average?

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2RXORQJZ4YXHZDNE5KE52NUHGM Citizen of China

Hahaha Mexicans have small penises. I am Chinese and a Mexican girl I banged told me that my penis was bigger than those Mexicans… So if I am below average, how can Mexicans be above average?

Ok–so the difference between the Canadian avg. and the U.S. avg. is .04″? Are we (Americans and Canadians) really fighting over .04″?!?! Wow, I think we are both pretty insecure!!

Plus, and average is just that–there is no info here about normal distributive range. Not that it matters…. 😉

Really?!

Ok–so the difference between the Canadian avg. and the U.S. avg. is .04″? Are we (Americans and Canadians) really fighting over .04″?!?! Wow, I think we are both pretty insecure!!

Plus, and average is just that–there is no info here about normal distributive range. Not that it matters…. 😉

SOPHOEI

BORN IN USA…BORN IN MEXICO…BORN IN PUERTO RICO OR CUBA OR BRAZIL…WHAT ELSE…
THE WORLD IS THE WORLD AND I AM A CITIZEN OF IT
I SPEAK SPANISH AND ENGLISH, AND IAM LATIN AND AMERICAN CITIZEN AND WHERE I WAS BORN DON´T CHANGE MY NATIOLATILY BECAUSE THE WOLD IS OUR HOME.

SOPHOEI

BORN IN USA…BORN IN MEXICO…BORN IN PUERTO RICO OR CUBA OR BRAZIL…WHAT ELSE…
THE WORLD IS THE WORLD AND I AM A CITIZEN OF IT
I SPEAK SPANISH AND ENGLISH, AND IAM LATIN AND AMERICAN CITIZEN AND WHERE I WAS BORN DON´T CHANGE MY NATIOLATILY BECAUSE THE WOLD IS OUR HOME.

gmilf

please do not mistaken the previous post for intelligence, either.
thanks

Lostboy_z2002

Lot of African country’s at the top…..

Lostboy_z2002

Lot of African country’s at the top…..

Ted Mourner

I honestly don’t get it.. I’m an American with a solid 7.5. Is this map real? I have only seen two dicks – unintentionally, though.

Ted Mourner

I honestly don’t get it.. I’m an American with a solid 7.5. Is this map real? I have only seen two dicks – unintentionally, though.

lol, people complaining are just americans with inferiority complex. you people honestly lack a lot of things… culture, decency, good standards, and even penis size! thats why you try to compensate that with imperialistic practices hahah
viva mexico cabrones! we mexicans are better hung than you

ernie

lol, people complaining are just americans with inferiority complex. you people honestly lack a lot of things… culture, decency, good standards, and even penis size! thats why you try to compensate that with imperialistic practices hahah
viva mexico cabrones! we mexicans are better hung than you

Allen

Plus there is a misconception about the average Americans intelligence. For one, the graphs and rankings in global education is solely based upon grade levels 1-12. And in those rankings, the U.S. is not in last place like most would like to think. We are actually pretty damn close to the top out of all the nations, ahead of most countries whom act like they’re above us. Then you take into consideration the U.S. college/higher educational system, and we are second to none by far. So in actuality when it comes down to the final peg, the U.S. as a whole has a higher intelligence than about 99% of the world.