Now This Congressman has a Pair

Representative Christopher Shays (R-CT) wasn't having any when his opponent, Diane Farrell, who wants Speaker Dennis Hastert to step down over the Foley scandal, enlisted Teddy Kennedy (D-Confusion) for her campaign. From the Hartford Courant:

"I know the speaker didn't go over a bridge and leave a young person in the water, and then have a press conference the next day," said Shays, R-4th District, referring to the 1969 incident in which the Massachusetts Democrat drove a car that plunged into the water and a young campaign worker died.

"Dennis Hastert didn't kill anybody," he added.

Yarr! A harpoon right to the White Whale's brisket! This is what the Republican base wants to hear, not nancyboy maundering and moaning.

Off-topic: Keith Olbermann still has not responded to my request for a trophy or something for being named Worst Person in the World. The cheap weasel could at least give me a hoodie or a windbreaker or something.

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Thrust, parry, arggggg, Al-Bluto. You got that scaliwag Olbermann on a technicality — namely that the fellow in the the Amish schoolhouse shooting is by far a Worse Person than you. Level with us ... when's the last time you felt this good about coming in second?

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Yarr, I been nice as pie to Keither. Nary a mention o' the fact that one o' his ex-lovers actually started a blog to complain about how bad he be in the sack (the New York Post has the details). I've heard that shemalehookers can be really vindictive.