Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Ahmnodt Heare was born in Washington, D.C. on July 11, 1973 to Ged Oudda-Heare and Robert Heare. Ahmnodt was named for the great Bulgarian sculptor, Ahmnodt Fukinov.

Ahmnodt was an only child whose parents were both only children. He had no other living relatives except for his maternal grandmother, Gladys Oudda.

He was often ridiculed in school during attendance. When a teacher said, “Ahmnodt Heare” during role call, a wise ass would always reply, “Then where are you?”

After high school, Ahmnodt moved to New York City. He spent four months as a bellhop at the Helmsey Palace. He still cherishes the advice Leona Helmsley gave him on travel (“Go to Hell!”), diet (“Eat sh**!”), and self-fufillment (“Go Fu** Yourself!”)

Ahmnodt went to St. Thomas Francis University, where he received his Bachelor’s Degree in Marketing. He became a big fan of the movies. He even held a job as a ticket-taker, concession stand clerk, and eventually, a manager. He saw ticket prices and the prices soar, so he lowered them to a more reasonable price. That decision cost him his job.

Soon after, he started a landscaping business. He still owns the business, but has delegated most of the mowing to his employees.

In June 2002, he met a woman and had what was supposed to be just some “post 9/11” sex. Nine months later, on St. Patrick’s Day, his daughter Patricia was born.

Since he did not have enough money to pay child support, he raised money by starting a marketing firm. “Heare For You” Marketing soon took off and he now makes a modest living.

He was going to buy the theater he worked at, but when he saw how much movie companies were charging theater owners to show movies, he declined the purchase and opted to run for president. He wants to put an end to unnecessary price gouging by the CineMafia and other businesses who care so much about making profits, they have alienated their consumer base.

What had started out as an occasional show of support as a “protest vote” as turned into a bona fide campaign with people supporting him wherever he goes. Ahmnodt Heare is the one candidate who is willing to give the full explanation of all his views and the conviction to stand by them no matter how controversial.

About

Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.

In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.

The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)

If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.