Old_Zircon - 2015-04-02 I'm sure Julian Assange is hard to be around and I would definitely not invite him over, but my god are these people pathologically uptight.

The "he wiped my hard drive by TYPING a string of numbers so long it filled 20 gigabytes, and it almost ruined my computer, but my TECHIE BOYFRIEND deleted it and saved the day" bit pretty much says it all, but then they hammer it home with the scene of him fondling a first edition Our Bodies, Ourselves, because nothing says "inconsiderate" like Feminism back before it had been target marketed into obsolescence.

Oh, and the painfully lily-white music at the end really seals the deal. You could not get more precious and sheltered and upper-middle class if you tried.

I'd like to hear how these people would deal with an ACTUAL bad house guest.
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I propose replacing the "visitor" tag with "white people," or better yet inaugurating the tag "The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie," because seriously.

That said, I quite enjoyed it, just not at all for the reasons I'm clearly meant to.

Oscar Wildcat - 2015-04-02 If these people feel abused, imagine how the Venezuelan ambassador must feel right about now.

Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2015-04-02 Man, if you get a furry to say something like, "He was not an animal and this behavior was not to be tolerated anymore," you are obviously a very special person.

Nominal - 2015-04-02 I would love to watch a full length movie of upper middle class couples' lunch dates thwarted by a series of leaked classified secrets.

Old_Zircon - 2015-04-02 You know what's a bad house guest? The bass player in an old band of mine who unofficially moved in with my housemate while they were dating, left rotting chicken all over the house constantly, and then when I was a way for the weekend stole all of my bedsheets to make himself a fucking tent on the back porch, then left them outside in the rain for two days so they got moldy. If I hadn't already been moving out at the end of the month shit would have gotten ugly. Nice guy, but raised by upper-class New England university-hippies so he had no concept of social boundaries at all.

Or the homeless girl a friend of mine (who had also been homeless) let crash in her apartment. Within a few hours, she started going on about how she was a REAL VAMPIRE and then freaked out and ran around the house repeatedly projectile vomiting all over everything in her way

These are bad house guests. Julian Assange sounds like a mildly annoying house guest at worst.