Now, these kids are not destined. In fact, loving each other was a byproduct of their destinies in the sense of their destinies brought them together, but them loving each other actually pushed against their destinies. Their destiny is the mission. Their love distracts from that. The mission wins out. This is their great tragedy. ~ anythingbutgrey, about Cangel

Now, these kids are not destined. In fact, loving each other was a byproduct of their destinies in the sense of their destinies brought them together, but them loving each other actually pushed against their destinies. Their destiny is the mission. Their love distracts from that. The mission wins out. This is their great tragedy. ~ anythingbutgrey, about Cangel

Cordelia: Is Mr. I'm-the-lead-singer-I'm-so-great-I-don't-have-to-show-up-for-my-date-or-even-call gonna be there?Oz: Yeah, you know, he's just going by 'Devon' now.

Cordelia: I've got the solution right here. 'To kill a demon cut off its head.'Xander: Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah! We'll, uh, find Ms. Calendar, then we'll decapitate her. Hey! She'll be the first headless computer teacher in school. You think anybody'll notice?Cordelia: Do you know what you need, Xander, besides a year's supply of acne cream? A brain.

Cordelia: "I aspire to help my fellow man." Check. As long as he's not smelly, dirty, or something gross.Xander: Cordelia Chase, always ready to give a helping hand to the rich and the pretty.Cordelia: Which, lucky me, excludes you... twice.

Xander: Come on, Cordelia, you want to be a member of the Scooby gang, you got to be willing to be inconvenienced every now and then.Cordelia: Oh, right, 'cause I lie awake at night hoping you tweakos will be my best friends. And that my first husband will be a balding, demented homeless man.

Xander: What are you doin'?Cordelia: Going to see if he's gone.Xander: That's brilliant. What if he isn't?Cordelia: Oh, right. You think we should just slack here and hope that somebody else decides to be a hero? Sorry, forgot I was stranded with a loser!

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Now, these kids are not destined. In fact, loving each other was a byproduct of their destinies in the sense of their destinies brought them together, but them loving each other actually pushed against their destinies. Their destiny is the mission. Their love distracts from that. The mission wins out. This is their great tragedy. ~ anythingbutgrey, about Cangel

Now, these kids are not destined. In fact, loving each other was a byproduct of their destinies in the sense of their destinies brought them together, but them loving each other actually pushed against their destinies. Their destiny is the mission. Their love distracts from that. The mission wins out. This is their great tragedy. ~ anythingbutgrey, about Cangel

Now, these kids are not destined. In fact, loving each other was a byproduct of their destinies in the sense of their destinies brought them together, but them loving each other actually pushed against their destinies. Their destiny is the mission. Their love distracts from that. The mission wins out. This is their great tragedy. ~ anythingbutgrey, about Cangel

Gunn: "Our new agency." Wesley: "Wyndham-Price Agency." Cordy and Gunn: "The what?" Wesley: "You don't like it? - It's classy." Cordy: "It's stuffy. - The Chase Agency! *That* has the right ring." Wesley: "Why?" Cordy: "Because it's my name." Gunn: "Uh, Wes, Ms. Chase, alright, there is only one player here with a name that strikes dread in the demon heart." Cordy: "Gunn?" Gunn: "Uh-huh." Cordy: "Oh, yeah, that is so original. (Starts to dance and sing) I got a gun and my name is Gunn..."

Now, these kids are not destined. In fact, loving each other was a byproduct of their destinies in the sense of their destinies brought them together, but them loving each other actually pushed against their destinies. Their destiny is the mission. Their love distracts from that. The mission wins out. This is their great tragedy. ~ anythingbutgrey, about Cangel

Xander: What are you doin'? Cordelia: Going to see if he's gone. Xander: That's brilliant. What if he isn't? Cordelia: Oh, right. You think we should just slack here and hope that somebody else decides to be a hero? Sorry, forgot I was stranded with a loser!

Cordelia: 'I aspire to help my fellow man.' Check. As long as he's not smelly, dirty or something gross. Xander: Cordelia Chase, always ready to give a helping hand to the rich and the pretty. Cordelia: Which, lucky me, excludes you. Twice.

Cordelia: This is great. There's an unkillable demon in town, Angel's joined *his* team, the Slayer's a basket case, I'd say we've hit bottom. Xander: I have a plan. Cordelia: Oh no, here's a lower place.

Cordelia: I don't know. I just thought we were gonna do something, you know... classy. Xander: What's classier than bowling? Cordelia: Apart from everything ever?

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Now, these kids are not destined. In fact, loving each other was a byproduct of their destinies in the sense of their destinies brought them together, but them loving each other actually pushed against their destinies. Their destiny is the mission. Their love distracts from that. The mission wins out. This is their great tragedy. ~ anythingbutgrey, about Cangel

Cordelia: [cleaning the Hyperion] Oh, this place is never gonna get clean. Wesley: Buck up. It's just a little dust Cordelia: Oh, this isn't mere dust. This is 'son of dust'. This is the kind of dust that spawns countless generations of little baby dust. I give up. Wesley: Very well. We'll just move our offices back to your living room. Cordelia: And I'm dusting.

Cordelia: Grease stains all over my new outfit! Okay, so maybe my pain isn't physical, but do you have any idea of the dry cleaning bill I'm looking at?

Cordelia: There you go. Good as new. Joey: I think you cracked my skull. Cordelia: Well, that's new, right?

Cordelia: You need protection. Charles: And how exactly do you plan on protecting me? With some weak ass ladysmith battle-axe? Cordelia: Ask Joey, and his cracked skull just how 'weak ass' it is.

Veronica: Who's your friend? Cordelia: Who, me? I'm no friend. I mean I'm just here on business. I'm a working girl. That came out wrong. I mean, obviously I'm not a 'working girl'. Not that I couldn't be if I wanted to, of course I could. God that sounded stuck up, didn't it? I didn't mean to imply that I could be a working girl and you couldn't. Far from it. You'd make a great... Could you just point me to the hor d'oeuvers?

Cordelia: Angel is not gonna be happy. Do you know what he's gonna do to me when he finds out I let his car get stolen? I mean, what are the chances that a vampire has full insurance with a low deductible? Charles: I'll find the car. Cordelia: And how exactly are you gonna do that? Charles: I know a couple of guys in this part of town that jack vintage cars. We'll run down the list until we find Angel's ride. Cordelia: And then what? You're just gonna ask them to give it back? Charles: I'll say please Cordelia: Ooh! I forgot. You'll use your famous charm. Like you did this afternoon with that pigeon stool. Charles: It's stool pigeon. - And you don't have clue why I do the things I do! Cordelia: Paging Mr. Rationalization! Charles: Paging Ms. About-to-be-thrown-out-of-a-moving-vehicle.

Deevak: How touching. A woman willing to die with her man. Cordelia: Oh, no. He's not my man. He-he's just a friend. And, about the willing to die part...

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Now, these kids are not destined. In fact, loving each other was a byproduct of their destinies in the sense of their destinies brought them together, but them loving each other actually pushed against their destinies. Their destiny is the mission. Their love distracts from that. The mission wins out. This is their great tragedy. ~ anythingbutgrey, about Cangel

Oh, this isn’t mere dust. This is ‘son of dust’. This is the kind of dust that spawns countless generations of little baby dust.

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Now, these kids are not destined. In fact, loving each other was a byproduct of their destinies in the sense of their destinies brought them together, but them loving each other actually pushed against their destinies. Their destiny is the mission. Their love distracts from that. The mission wins out. This is their great tragedy. ~ anythingbutgrey, about Cangel

“I’m not a snivelling, whiny, little cry-Buffy. I’m the nastiest girl in Sunnydale history. I take crap from no one!”

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Now, these kids are not destined. In fact, loving each other was a byproduct of their destinies in the sense of their destinies brought them together, but them loving each other actually pushed against their destinies. Their destiny is the mission. Their love distracts from that. The mission wins out. This is their great tragedy. ~ anythingbutgrey, about Cangel

People who think their problems are so huge craze me. Like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she’s trying to make it about her leg! Like my pain meant nothing.

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Now, these kids are not destined. In fact, loving each other was a byproduct of their destinies in the sense of their destinies brought them together, but them loving each other actually pushed against their destinies. Their destiny is the mission. Their love distracts from that. The mission wins out. This is their great tragedy. ~ anythingbutgrey, about Cangel

Hi Mr. Beech, I was just wondering if you were planning on killing a bunch of people tomorrow? Oh, it’s for the yearbook.

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Now, these kids are not destined. In fact, loving each other was a byproduct of their destinies in the sense of their destinies brought them together, but them loving each other actually pushed against their destinies. Their destiny is the mission. Their love distracts from that. The mission wins out. This is their great tragedy. ~ anythingbutgrey, about Cangel

Cordelia: I’m a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend them.

Angel 5.12 - “You’re Welcome”

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Now, these kids are not destined. In fact, loving each other was a byproduct of their destinies in the sense of their destinies brought them together, but them loving each other actually pushed against their destinies. Their destiny is the mission. Their love distracts from that. The mission wins out. This is their great tragedy. ~ anythingbutgrey, about Cangel

“We take what we can get Champ, and we do our best with it. I’ll be seeing you.”

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Now, these kids are not destined. In fact, loving each other was a byproduct of their destinies in the sense of their destinies brought them together, but them loving each other actually pushed against their destinies. Their destiny is the mission. Their love distracts from that. The mission wins out. This is their great tragedy. ~ anythingbutgrey, about Cangel

Billy Blim: I don’t hate women. I mean, sure you’re all whores who sell yourselves for money or prestige, but men are just as bad. Maybe even worse. They’re willing to throw away careers or families or even lives for what’s under your skirt. Cordelia: I’m wearing pants. Billy Blim: So you can dress like a man? Talk like a man? Does that make you feel superior? Cordelia: Actually, I’m feeling superior because I have an arrow pointed at your jugular. And the irony of using a phallic-shaped weapon… not lost on me.

You go woman!

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Now, these kids are not destined. In fact, loving each other was a byproduct of their destinies in the sense of their destinies brought them together, but them loving each other actually pushed against their destinies. Their destiny is the mission. Their love distracts from that. The mission wins out. This is their great tragedy. ~ anythingbutgrey, about Cangel