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SWMAnyone else into balloons? Getting old alone here! Frank
id32499

I've
had many, many relationshipsso am fully qualified to work on another such project with the right candidate. I'm an
attractive, high-energy, efficient & experienced woman and can top 75 strokes per minute. Also love to
organize, decorate & bring people together romantically. Fax Suzanne. id 30075

Me:mature, sophisticated, elegant with years of suave living experience to impart to the right
young lady. Let me polish and finish you, creating a breath-taking womanly jewel to present almost new to the
world! email Derek.id25691

SWM I'm not lookin' to get wed. Just fixin'
on experiencing life the wayI want it. Looking for a woman who can take what
I got to give, along with a bit of rough-housing. This bitch gotta be smokin' hot, willing to travel suddenly
& able to handle a little slappin' around now & again in return for protection & good lovin'.
Cookin', shoppin' & cleanin' required. And some automobile/truck mechanics & light carpentry. Make sure
you don't bring no ankle-biters. Contact Travis. id30692

Outgoing
SBF who has learned to brew beer, bake fresh bread and fix
the tranny looking for a decent man. I like to camp out a lot, go fishing, make a lot of sandwiches, watch
hockey & have sex threesomes on the beach. I'm hardy & extremely easygoing and have independent income
to share. Cookie. id 29950

SWFFurry looking for acceptance, love & eventual commitment from like-minded
person. Must have own costume(s). I create all my own furry outfits and also sell them on
eBay. I
love gaming, sewing, cooking, theme parties, walking on the beach, nurturing my furry friends and collecting
found objects that I use to make costume accessories. No voles please. Contact 'Lady
Foxx'.id25973

Warning: Nugents!PUBLIC WARNING!!There never was a more dastardly clan than
that of the Nugents (except perhaps the Campbells) and they have bred like rabbits. And like rabbits, they
are the scourge of Australia, & several other places too. Never trust a Nugent! Never let your children marry into
this dreadful family. They are a nightmare in school, a liability throughout life and a real bloody nuisance when senile
unless chained up, and they always take the last cream slice anyway. You have been warned! Anonymous. id
33276

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SBMDig this! I am a cool dude in the music 'dustry. They call me Mr. Only.
Looking for my perfect 11 lady. Must love music, tequila, cocaine, looking after her man, kick-boxing & long
submissive sessions between the1000 thread count Egyptian cotton
sheets. Will pay for the right woman. id 31179

Ugly
as a mud fence male with hairy back. Bitter, bad tempered
alcoholic & anti-social misfit would like some kind of companion. 42 years old lazy bastard with no
ambition, so seeking opposite to self if possible but will compromise if I absolutely have no other choice. Any
semi-serious to serious offer considered. id 28961

Looking
for the guy with long dark hair who was wearing the purple
velvet pants & dancing in the Blue Moose Friday September 5 around midnight. You might not have seen me - I
was the chick with gray hair & brown eyes who was collapsed curled up in a foetal position under the table
nearest thedance floor. I daren't crawl through all the legs to get to you because I was very high &
hallucinating & you had the head of a porpoise and long claws most of the time. That's done now, &
I'd like to meet you in the Moose next Friday.Jill. id
31894

I'm
so tired of hatchet-faced crones trying to make me feel
guilty for my unusual interests.I'm an extremely good-looking
& successful business man in his early forties & the fact that I have a few quirks is nobody else's damn
business. I'm an excellent catch for any reasonable woman. If you are an attractive & reasonable woman
(which I doubt) & come with a good attitude, then contact me. Must have, or be able to develop, an interest
in snake venom.Jeremy. id
29643

hey.
looking to hook up with someone. id 30002

Spirit
medium seeking romantic asexual relationship with male
entity from the other side. You know what to do. Miriam. id 27693

Adult
spherical accretion driven by perverse and dreadful desires.
As I'm not insane I realise that there are no other living spherical accretions or even concretions on the
planet and so must cross-breed in as normal a manner as possible. Find it hard to believe I'm alive, let alone
able to write. Looking for understanding mate.Bertram. id
10036

Are
you an intelligent woman with a degree and career? Do you long for
intellectual conversations and meaningful, intimate, caringmoments?
Then, piss off! Am looking for an extremely well-developed 16 year old without a thought in her vapid head and
who is eager to go along with anything I suggest. Rick. id 25619

I'm a playful, attractive brunette
trying to find a man who is a tiny bit in touch with his feminine side. I enjoy hiking, Christmas, horse-riding,
cook-outs, dog-grooming and dancing. Oh, and you must attend church and love Jesus more than yourself, or later
on hopefully, me. Cowboys welcome. No drinkers please. Cindy. id 24769

Simply
can't stand bloody men any more, but am looking for another one
anyway. Say duh! Willing to tryyet again with the right wrong person. Must like
karaoke, Italian food and cuddling, gossip, long walks on the beach, yada yada... Contact Hugo. id
37500

I willbe your bitch for a whole year in return for free rent,
weed & junk food. I am willing to accompany you as your escort, even to black tie events, as long as you
supply the black tie & new jeans. Contract required. Christopher. id 28721

Pleasantly plumpand clean-living lady needs a decent family man to care
for her and her 6 beautiful orphaned children. My husband has passed beyond earthly cares and left me alone in
the harsh world. I will constantly cook and keep a beautiful house for the good provider who will make me his
lady. I am also thanks be to God 4 months pregnant with another wonderful blessing well underway. Please hurry,
and I do not mind so much if you are already married. Fleur. id 10325

I'ma moderately attractive 39 year
old man with no unusual markings. A successful author, I am also a cat trapped in a man's body who enjoys
marking his territory with a synthetic urine product while screaming in a horrible manner. I manage to live a
fairly normal life other than this so can offer the right woman a comfortable lifestyle. I have not been tagged,
tattooed or micro chipped. Prefer a night person, and someone who is ready for outdoor night-time adventures.
Nigel. id 34025

I ama lonely left male brown sock who has been separated from
his right mate in the hot, dangerous tumble-dryer of life. Seeking a new partner. Are you too lost with no
underwear drawer to nestle in? If you think you might be a matching right female sock, please contact Tony. I am
6' 1" long, with a sad but handsome face and dark shiny knees. I am also waxéd. id 21187

Help needed!My wife has put me on an enforced diet, and she searches
my glove compartment, pockets & briefcase looking for chocolate etc. Luckily, the bloody woman never does
any housework herself. I will give you $200, half of it to be spent on the food & culinary goodies you will
find on the list I will provide. The other half is for you if you will purchase these items, break into our home
with them while we are out at work & hide these gourmet delicacies around the house in places a lazy cow
would never look in so I can find them later on. Don't bother ripping me off, because if you do this properly it
will likely be a continual source of extra income for you until I die of diabetes-related complications. Dennis.
id 30761

There isa portal to the otherworld in my bedroom. It's been there
for a while now. It's interesting, because if it opens up while I'm having sex with someone we end up in a
completely different place. So if you like living dangerously and appreciate spontaneity and having sex
indoors/outdoors/in public/dangerously/ on other planets - well you get the idea. We have all returned
intact so far, sometimes before we even left. Contact Sarah for more info. I'm 32, attractive, educated and
obviously daring and exciting. id 30003

Hello. How
are you, how to say? I am fine and I like real man, how to say? machismo, but with kind hart. You must also love
The Lion King to be in my hart. This is all me. It is better to like spurts and traversing in liner yots at sea
also. I have the acorn color hairs and eyes of plush puppy. Leila. id 24681

Inmate seeking
pen pal & possible future romance. Doing time for smuggling drugs from Goa to USA sewn into the cadavers of
tourists who met with misfortune. Done 11 years of my 22 year stretch, should be out in a couple. Got a secret
stash out there and am raring to go. Write me. Please put a photo in and write your measurements and specialties on
the back. Clive. Thanks. id 17943

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Police officer
looking for meaningful relationship with dog trainer who will teach him to be properly subservient. Looking to
understand canine psychology better to enhance work efficiency. E-mail K94U. id 31870

Raving alcoholic
in late 30's seeks same for partnership in life. I do get lost a lot and it's always better to have two people
thrashing around blindly in the dark on the way home from the bar than just one. Same with life in general. Let's
hold each other up. There's a greater chance that one of us will remember the house keys and I'm still not half bad
considering my lifestyle. Lindsay. id 27691

SWF tryingto find the one,
& it ain't easy, let me tell you! I was suicidal & was hospitalized twice for trying, so have earned my
scars. Then I had a gastric ulcer, perforated from relationship stress, & I nearly died. Had to have part of my
lower bowel removed later when it became diseased & I became addicted to morphine, but am being weaned off that
now & am doing well on methadone. I have to find someone decent who will be easy on my nerves, 'cos otherwise
my conjunctivitis flares up. Am 42 years young with jet black hair and am very thin. Have sexy tarantula
tattoo on lower back. Darlene. id 14769

Biker gang
member looking for secret lover for cuddling, romance, long walks, reading poetry to each other in front of log
fire: I'm 57 years old and go by the name of Bam Bam. Although I'm a member of a tough gang, secretly deep
inside I'm beginning to yearn for a little tenderness. I need a good woman who won't blow my cover &
who understands that I don't have a lot of spare time because I'm married to the Jersey Devils and they will kill
me if I cheat. id 29841

Partner needed
for 'squatch huntin' in the backwoods. Cryptozoologist with passion for high strangeness seeks like-minded and
adventurous partner keen on spending weekends in the forest searching for evidence of sasquatch & other
anomalous creatures. We will be using recording equipment & attempting interaction as well as searching for
'squatch droppings & clumps of hair etc. The right person will hopefully find this pastime exhilarating, so I'm
making a wish now for the added spice of romance also! I'm an attractive 37, 5' 2", slim & wiry, with
short dark hair. Angela. id 10237

Unhappily
married woman in mid 30's wishes to have semi-discreet affair with practically any man who isn't
Irish. I want to take this opportunity to warn other women out there about the madness that awaits those of you who
do choose to marry Irishmen. You will be barking in under a year, guaranteed. Not easy to get a divorce, either.
And why do the bastards wear odd socks so often? It can't just be the drink, can it? Other races drink & still
manage to match their socks. Rory, mine, ties his car door on with string & when it sprang a leak in the roof
he just drilled a hole in the floor to let the water back out again. I bloody well hate him. Veronica, 36-24-37,
chestnut hair, green eyes. Obviously not that smart, though, or I wouldn't be having to run this ad, would I?
id 32693

I am searching for a single white Asian lady with blue eyes
& ash-blonde hair to have a brief relationship with. I find the combination startlingly
attractive, although I don't know why. A bit like admiring Siamese cats, really. Raj. 32, slender dark-skinned
gentleman with attractive scar near mouth and plenty of money, although you needn't expect to see much of
it. id 27635

Adventurous &attractive 25 year old lady seeks bold & fearless
male partner for romance & extreme sports. I'm into parachuting, bungee jumping & sky-boarding. My
eventual goal is to be one half of the very first couple to have sex 3,000 feet up in the sky while free-falling. So if you would like an exciting aerial relationship
& long to see your name in the Guinness Book of World Records contact Jenny. We can do this!! id
28328

Missed Connection- I saw you while I was waiting to be treated for a minor
concussion in the Pottsville General Hospital emergency room on Jan 4 at around 2.15 am. I had been in a bit of
a fracas & apparently lost. It appeared to me that you had been in a rather bad traffic accident & also
lost. Our eyes met for a brief second just before you went into cardiac arrest. Although you were covered in
blood & I couldn't see much of you, the connection I felt was very real & I just can't forget you. If
you are still alive please contact me. Graham. id 14628

For Belinda
G: Please tell me it isn't over!
Why won't you return any of my many, many desperate calls, texts, emails, faxes, telegrams & letters or
acknowledge the expensive deliveries, gifts, jewels, gourmet food, flowers, designer clothing and living-room
furniture that I sent you? What more can I do to prove that I love you? You think I'm not serious?
Last night I slashed my tires and then keyed my car. Next time it will be yours, bitch! Get back to me. Mike H.
id 32974

Seeking tohook up with Dame Wotta Tripp. It's your hat combined
with your stern outward demeanour. I just can't help it, I'm afraid. Would you please discipline me & then
let me clean your website from top to bottom?
Money is no object & I can go as high as $34 for a jolly good spanking. Stuart. id
27630

Young
manwith fruit & veg crushing
fetish seeks understanding lady with small market garden or similar. Will work part-time for nothing in return
for crushing rights on some products. As part of the package deal will also discreetly attend to you if you are
too old to attract anyone else. Have references. Thanks. Gary. id 20095

Oak &
BurrellSt - 3.11 am Feb 17 in a
light drizzle, no wind, 12˚.

You: Helping a tall muscular man carry a still-struggling
bundle down some steps rolled up in a carpet and then stuffing it into the trunk of a black ford sedan before
driving off together.

Me: Watching from a side-street while waiting for my
dealer, catching it all on my cell phone & then following you to the, er, wooded area. Nice spade work, by
the way.

You: Contacting me immediately to make suitable
arrangements. This is an opportunity you won't want to miss, understand? Contact Eddy. id 34791

The swaying
tree branches are bare and dark, twisted against a lowering charcoal sky. Winter has come. The wild geese fly and
the stag bells. I smell snow coming, the scent of frozen violets on the sharpening air. Being alone is an
existential nightmare, as is all life. Your very bone-marrow is singing it's pain out to the blind, uncaring
Universe. You know who you are. Find me! Raven Skullthrall. id 26700

Youthful
70-something fella seeking a few
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tickets. Ideal work for single mothers aged 18-28. Email Frank. id 17429

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I was married to a Nugget once. I didn't enjoy being Mrs. Nugget, and Joe did behave very, very badly quite often.
Is Nugget another branch of this same awful family?? Sandy. id 32891

Neat and
tidy refined lady in middle age seeking genuine gentleman with adequate income and education for marriage. You must
be both polite and patient, scrupulously clean personally and good with my elderly mother. A regular church-goer
with one small hobby (such as stamp collecting) is acceptable. No pets, please.
I cannot stress enough the fact that I would rather have a man who has gained complete control of his
digestive system and who never passes wind in my presence. Also don't bother if you have anything
disgusting wrong with you, I've met those types before. If you don't match my criteria, then don't waste my time.
No sex-crazies! Elaine. id 11340

I'mblue. I don't mean depressed, although I am of course. I'm colored blue
everywhere, & will be for the rest of my life. Some time ago I started a course of colloidal silver for an
infection. I foolishly ignored the instructions, taking much larger amounts than advised over rather a long
period - many months in fact. One morning I woke up & I had turned blue all over. The doctor said I had got
Argyria, a rare condition caused by silver
accumulating in my body. It would be a lovely shade for something else perhaps, but not for me. Sadly, my
wife made me leave our home six months ago. She insisted it was nothing personal, although it felt
very personal to me, but she
said that she was just too embarrassed to be seen out - or in - with me. She later admitted that she felt I
now clashed with the colors of our newly decorated & furnished home, completed barely a year ago. She said
she did resent my foolishness quite a lot & just couldn't bear the thought of spending all that money
again when it was cheaper & easier to change me, and that I was very quiet anyway & that both of us
would hardly notice I was gone. Anyway, the point is, I need someone who doesn't mind my color very much,
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Handsome Lesbianrequires live-in fantasy lover, but with stipulations as
follows. I want you to live with me, & there is no rent to pay, but it's most important that I don't
ever see you. You must flit silently & unseen from room to room, never giving your presence away. I'm out a
lot, & when I'm gone you may have free run of our home, but you must be invisible again by the time I
return. If necessary you will have to get in a closet or cupboard in a hurry & stay there. 4 nights a week
at 3 am I want you to stand over my bed & stare silently at me without waking for me for 30 minutes.
You must leave a personal token on my pillow so in the morning I know that you watched me. That's it. If this
sounds good contact Inga. id 26599

OS personseeks replacement object. For those of you who
still don't know, OS stands for objectum sexuality. That's right, folks, I have a romantic attachment to an object,
just like the famous woman who's in love with the Eiffel Tower. I'm going through a grieving stage right now
because the beautiful relationship I had with my significant other is over. I fell in love with an antique glass
paperweight & had a happy, fulfilling relationship for over a decade. The dreadful day arrived that an
accident befell my beloved paperweight, and it's ravishing pastel colors were splintered into a thousand glassy
shards. I won't describe it because I can't bear to talk about it. I'm desperate to acquire another antique
paperweight that I can attempt to bond with so I can reach some kind of closure & move on. If you have any
for sale please contact me. Deidre. id 37751

UHA
malewith ankle bracelet needs
mature woman with beautiful voice. Wearing a crisp light pink apron and 'White Shoulders" perfume you will
serenade me under my bedroom window each night at my bedtime (which is at 10:30 pm sharp) while I drink my
hot chocolate. This will continue for the next 7 months. Service required for 15 minutes a night on
weekdays only. Pays well. Ron. id 24338

To
theperson with id no 16598 who
just replied to my personal ad regarding special costume-themed dinner parties last week - I wouldn't touch
you using my dead granny tied to the end of a sixty foot pole. If you contact me again I will inform the
police about you. id 17550

Bisexual
manwith communicable terminal
disease seeks man or woman with same or perhaps a suicidal person for one final fling. Let's get it on, baby!
Vic. id 25967

Annie: Thereason you saw me like that last Wednesday was because of
a dare. If I'd known you were eating there that night with your parents, I never would've done it. Rod &
Biff offered to pay me $20 if I would stagger into the family side of the restaurant, roaring like a wild
animal and with pizza cheese stuffed up each nostril and hanging down to my knees. As you know, I foolishly
did just that. Please forgive me. I will miss your Mom's lemon-coconut cake. I can't get the expression on her
face out of my head. I love you. You can pour boiling water over me if you want to. Please call me. Andy. id
34989

I'm
22years old & have a rare
condition called synesthesia. What happens is my brain makes extra sensory connections. It can be pretty
cool, being able to see colors when you listen to music & taste sounds. But that's the problem. My
boyfriends has a perfectly ordinary name, Mike. But to me his name has a ghastly flavour. I can't help it
- his name tastes like canned sardines that have been left out in the sun & then mixed with Danish blue
cheese and liquorice. To make things worse the sound of his name feels like an old doormat being dragged across
my skin. This whole thing has made him feel bad about himself. He's not willing to change his name for me -
well, who could blame him? I'm moving on & looking for a nice guy preferably with one of the following
names: Christy (very similar to eggnog), Geraint (tastes of dark chocolate) or Finbarr (rum-soaked raisins -
yummy). Janis. id 32761

Hoping to find someone who will arrange me. I don't mind if
it's a woman or a man as long as they are over the age of 24. I need someone proficient at draping, and they
should have a keen eye for position, composition and color coordination. I will need arranging repeatedly and
would also like you to keep a photographic record of me when I am draped for my future reference. Please email
me pics of your previous work. Thanks. Sally. id 19962

To Danny
Edwin Boyle: I've left you. It's over. It has been since about 2 weeks after we met. I know that was 9 years ago,
but life is complicated and I so didn't know how to tell you. You can keep Lucinda, because I never liked her very
much either. I may be spineless, but at least I didn't spike the punch with LSD at my own brother's wedding & later on sleep
with his wife! You have always
sucked! Maria Joyce Boyle. id 34251

Looking for
a good woman to share my life with who isn't afraid to get her digits dirty. I have a mushroom farm/manure &
fertilizer plant. Keep a few hogs as well, and some emus. Fixin' to get me some 'gators soon. Good money in 'em,
& we'll need it to raise a few strong sons. Meat and skins fetch a good price. Very good upbringing for kids,
around nature. Ya gotta bring your own rifle & bowie knife. If ya have any photos that show ya got muscles,
then send 'em on to me pronto. Contact 'Turd' McNulty. id 20002

Still seeking
to get together with Dame Wotta Tripp. You haven't replied yet. Perhaps you didn't seen my previous
message.I am willing to go
as high as $45 now if money is the object.
Please get back to me. Stuart. id 27630

Freak
ofnature, lady, would like
someone to go out for coffee with a couple of times a month. Have a good selection of entertaining medical
stories and a list of people I know secrets about. Seeking occasional cuddles and a partner for a profitable
little sideline. Shalayla. id 12804

Beauteoussoulful little woman seeking her Greek God. Don't
get it wrong here, I'm looking for a Greek God, not some Goddamned Greek. I've already been that route. It
didn't wash with me. I'm a petite, gorgeous olive-skinned goddess looking for a good match. No financially
embarrassed men, please. Irma. id 10659

Lonelyman, 32, seeking
long-term sensible girlfriend to eventually move in with me. You must be cute because I'm quite cute. My
mother has assured me of this. I live with her, but don't worry, I have my own room so we can be private.
Successful candidate must like cuddly stuffties 'cos I have a large collection and I am a
member-in-good-standing of PETSA (People for Ethical Treatment of Stuffed Animals). Rudy. id 23870

Callinglovers of the
massive family of Orchidacea! Seeking fellow
orchid enthusiast. Attractive man looking for a life partner (man or woman) with similar passion for this most
desirable of flowers. Join me on a breathtaking life-long adventure as together we unlock the sensual, erotic
and magical secrets hidden within the secretive folds and depths of only the rarest and most potent members of
the Orchid family. Only those truly besotted and possessed by the soul that is Orchid need contact me. Remember,
an orchid is for life! Note: if
you've ever been involved in any kind of incest, please don't bother to contact me. It creeps me out. Darryl. id
25861

MudWrestler, 27 year old attractive, healthy, successful,
confident woman, large breasts, gives great bj's, longs for love, family & companionship. All my relationships
so far have ended up on the slippery downhill slope to destruction. Help, I'm sliding into a lonely depression! Is
there not one single man out there with bigger balls than mine who is confident enough to take me on?! Freakin'
cowards! Valkyrie Vixen. id 19942

Incontinent, flatulentold fart still
hoping for love. No point lying, you'd soon enough find out. One night would do it. Am kind to animals,
generous, & I can maintain an erection for approximately seven & a half minutes. It would be nice if you
can cook & play darts, pool & ping-pong. Chud. id 27604

My husbandclaims I'm
paranoid and menopausal, but really I just need to get laid regularly, and he can't do it anymore because he's
an alcohol-sodden cretin. Would like to meet someone exciting for clandestine affair. No strings attached, and
no string-vest-types, please. Prefer a man, but am a bit bi-curious, so try your luck and let's see where it
takes us! Julia. id 36081

Love canbe a very
strange experience, especially if one is not quite normal. I long for clarity and guidance and a harshly
gentle touch. I need a mentor, master, maestro. I will be your devoted and obedient slave, an exotic and
enticing but blank piece of paper for you to write your story on. Tamara. id 30035

Attractive maleadulterer
seeks female counterpart for spicy assignations. I have a list of places I want to do it in, including a cable
car, under a table in a crowded restaurant, while white-water rafting, in a public phone booth, riding the big
wheel and during a vineyard wine-tasting tour. If you are hot and these ideas excite you too then contact me and
send me your list. Mark. id
27498

Drunken bastard,46, educated,
often horribly surprised to wake up & discover what's lying in bed next to him, desperately needs an at
least semi-attractive, semi-permanent lover for security & continuity & to hang on to when the room is
spinning. Take pity on me. Peter. id 34100

Epileptic widowwho leads
quiet and private life as an antique gunsmith and master art forger, aged 43 and with comfortable income,
still has a lot to offer the right person. Looking for a quiet, responsible gentleman companion
who knows when to turn a blind eye and when to act. Mrs. Snow. id 24871

Natural-born
tart who loves to have adult fun seeking male & female partiers for good time. I'm lining people up ahead of
time for when I get out of re-hab. Good time a'comin'! Call me, sluts! Renee. id 31512

Total swinewith a dirty mind wants a girlfriend. If you're
interested contact me & send a photo & details. I'll probably treat you badly, but you never can tell,
perhaps I just haven't met the right woman yet. I usually get bored easily, can't tolerate small talk &
don't do birthday's, anniversary's etc. And you can't change me so don't even think of trying. Birth sign:
Wanker. Luke. id
26589

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Email Bilditt Laboratories for detailed information. id
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Lately Ifeel compelled
to explore my inner Green Man at a vastly deeper level. I am more & more drawn to living in the deep forest.
I want to experiment by spending a full year living in the greenwoods, fending for myself and becoming one with
the spirit of the forest and all the creatures who make their abode in that welcoming, rustling, enchanting and
enchanted ferny bosom I long to be nurtured at. Come, be a wood nymph to my Pan, Maid Marion to my Robin Hood, a
Green Goddess who will be my loamy other half, rooted deeply within the emerald and leafy mantle of the wooded
glade. Think of me rather as a 'nature freak' than a 'freak of nature'. Email me to swap our stories and
discover where we can go and if we can journey together down the little violet and anemone-starred wooded path
less travelled! I seek the secret inner matrix of the acorn! Fergus. id 25784

Male memberof the Apostolic United
Brethren fundamentalist church looking for woman's Christian lacrosse team to marry. Must be God-fearing,
healthy women ready and willing to bear upright, upstanding children who will love and honour God and me and
work in my well-known family pest and rodent-removal business 'All Ratted Out' when they are a
little bit older.Spanky. id 19854

Searching forthe bad
Catholic boy called Kes. I was the good (once)
Catholic girl you knew briefly (behind the garden shed on Nutcracker Drive) as Mel. Please contact me. We are having a Kesmel. Imelda. id 24870

Loser inlove wants a
woman who can take control & steer me down the pleasure highway, leaning on the horn all the way.
Yeeee-haaah! Gazzer. id 39903

A Handsomeman with an
unusual growth longs to be loved for who he is both inside and out and is looking for a woman with a good heart.
In actuality I was born with a small twin physically attached to the outside of me - it's name is Lohsa. I'm
yearning for acceptance so I would ideally like to include my growth in any sexual activities that develop, but
it can be moved to one side if necessary to facilitate you know what (ahem - I don't mean to be indelicate, all
you lovely ladies out there). Lurcher. id 27881

Longing tomeet my angel.
I know you're out there, my little rose-bud, my petite brussel sprout. I'm out there too! I am a fine-looking
thing! I work out and so I ripple under my healthy brown skin, quite often under a thin sheen of baby oil that I
massage in while I think of my perfect mate, out there somewhere, waiting...my enchanting little salmonberry, my
sweet summer nut, my squash blossom, my butter-pat. If your soul recognizes mine, croon a message for me, sweet
nightingale, adorable perfumed squirrel of my inner heart-pocket. Omar. id 29842

Photographer
availablefor weddings, bah
mitzvahs, funerals, parties, grads or whatever. Will also provide proof of infidelity. A real go-getter, I will
hide in closets & other small spaces, tail people and crash events to get your shots. I give tennis lessons
on week-ends. Can provide escort service for lonely man with function. Will mud wrestle on weekends at your
event. E-mail for pics. Reasonable rates. I am also an accountant and can prepare your tax-forms. Suzette. id
34987

Classy Digits!These hands have brought ease & relief to over 6,000
achy bodies just like yours. I can do for you too! E-mail for appointment. Cherri Brandi. id
11569

Dame Wotta
Tripp, I am still waiting for
disciplinary action from you. You still haven't replied yet. Don't you check your own list?
I am now willing to go as high as $75, but that is absolutely my final offer. At least let me know one way or
another. Too much suspense is bad for older men, you know. You're not the only woman who can carry a pointy hat
well, so don't get above yourself
!
Oh, sorry, I didn't mean it! I am kneeling naked on the hard, cold flagstones, awaiting my punishment.
Stuart. id 27630This account has been suspended by Dame Wotta Tripp Advice.

Fun-loving
, laid-back, lover-not-a-fighter-type guy. Life's too short to not sit
on the beach all day. Need a nice, easy, easygoing girl to keep me company and have a laugh with. I drink only on
days whose names end in Y. You can work if you want to. In fact I prefer it. I will provide the lovin' when you get
home. Beyonda. id 22278I

By day
I am a simple man, a 41 year old bank teller, mild, gentle and helpful. By night I roam the streets of the
city seeking to right wrongs and delivering justice and vengeance on behalf of the weak. I want a strong woman who
has my back, will stand by my side and after a hard nights work fighting evil together will sit on me (because the
work is tiring) and give me a good shagging. I would prefer a fit woman under 35 with at least some weapons
training and martial arts experience. Thank you. For an exciting time, call Pauly. id 14911

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The
firstthing, I must say I am good
girl and quite beautiful. Do you believe it will exist true love? Unfortunately I have never meet, will I have
the lucky to meet it? Some times I am an outgoing girl, but some times I am a tranquility girl. Some times I am
fun girl. I look for gentleman, mature, conventional, sane and conscientious, 29 years old -39 years old,
173cm-187cm big, handsome, elegant, nice dresser, kind, generous, fun, can dance, polite with a good
manners, sophisticated, with very nice car & have permanent very good stable economic base. Serious for
marriage only need contact. Jadeite. id 21075

Retired explorer
and author, 53 and very active, looking for fresh-air lover for erotic outdoor mini-adventures. Must be fit,
robust, virile and know how to climb, skin small creatures and start fires. E-mail Elizabette 'Camel-Hump' Jones.
id 32769

Man still
suitable for dimly lit occasions, although I don't know for how long. My mother assured me that I was a handsome
fellow, but she was very almost blind. She could never see my father properly, but I could see very
well that he had a face like a diseased, bearded mushroom that only a mother could love. Although I
probably take after him in the looks department I have a sizeable bank account, I am kind, love animals and I
have a forked tongue that is almost 5" long when fully extended. It is utile and I can pick up objects with it.
A big plus is that it glistens in candlelight, which I prefer at all times. Frank. id 34796

Fun-loving
, healthy and devout pretty woman in mid-thirties, Christian (Praise the Lord) swinger who fully embraces life
seeks a selection of discreet younger male lovers, perhaps 4-5 in total. Would screen candidates. Must be
spotlessly clean, disease-free and devout. No queers or other ungodly deviants. Must play well with others, but
never on a Sunday. Scarlett. id 26697

Need new family. Old one failed. I accidently broke
it. Prefer Irish family, but will take Italian. Let's swap data.
Jango. id 10072

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