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Ah yes, it was a simpler, more naive time in America, when we weren't perpetually on the threshold of panic, so advertisers really had to poke, poke, poke us to remind us how scared we were supposed to be!

Thanks a lot, Phil! The Fifth Horseman really has me spooked. Now I have to stop cleaning all my clothes in vats of gasoline. Who knew? Just one more simple pleasure to give up. No more inhaling gasoline fumes by the fire on a cold winter's evening.