On 9 February 1938, The Queenslander published two Modern Valentines by “Den”, a somewhat more experienced poet. “Den” was C J Dennis (1876-1938) who gave Australia The Sentimental Bloke. How could you resist? “Will you, old turnip, be my Valentine?” You will see that her response was equally amusing – “I’ve had you tabbed for ages” and “Why all the drivel?” Happy Valentine’s Day.