A young Navaho runs up to his father, the Chief of the tribe, and asks him
"Dad, how do we get our names?"

"Well, son, when a child is born; the father leaves the teepee and the first thing he sees, he names his child after..." The Navaho Chief begins

"When your uncle was born, his father saw an Eagle flying through the air, gracefully, so your uncle became 'Soaring Eagle'. When your brother was born, I witnessed a Wolf stalking it's prey, your brother is named 'Prowling Wolf'..."

Paddy & Murphy are watching the latest James Bond film. Paddy says "Murphy, did you hear about the bond girl? split her fanny all the way up to her belly button so she did!" Murphy replies "Honor Blackman?". Paddy responds "No, on a dildo!".