September 23, 2003

HOLY SHIT!

I took this down to clean it up a little, then forgot and went out of town yesterday. Saved it in a word doc actually, and lost it. It should have STAYED lost, but since Jay linked to it I found it on his site. I should put it back up... although his link is screwed now. And there was no cleaning this up. It is what it is:

SITTING TO PEE

Dudes! Ever sit down for a good wizz? No? You're missing out, my friends. Trust me on this one. I Stood To Pee for over 30 years. Now I realize the vanity and insanity in that meme. Consider:

UPSIDE OF SITTING:

No splatter: anywhere. Or, in my case, everywhere.

No "lid left up": your significant other won't have to chew you out over this, ever again.

No handprints on the wall: if you're like me, you tend to LEAN on shit, or over shit. Done with that.

You can doze: ever try that in the upright? Doesn't work, does it? Try sitting for a pee. Dudes, you can spend the NIGHT in there.

Clean feet: I don't even need to go there, do I?

DOWNSIDE OF SITTING:

If you have a little pecker (which none of us do) you can actually piss though the gap between the lid and the bowl and soil yourself. This has never happened to Velociman, of course. Recently. Reference: "You can doze".

Sit down, boys. Take a pee. Relax. Enjoy that pee. Who cares if you look like a girl while you're doing it?

P.S. If you want the original comments, you can see them here. Thanks, Jay.

I REMEMBER A LITTLE INCIDENT AT THE RIVER HOUSE IN BLUFFTON ONE SUMMER, WHERE SOMEONE FELL ASLEEP WHILE SITTING TO PEE..........................................................I NEVER DID GET TO THE BATHROOM THAT NIGHT! HAD TO WEE IN THE YARD ON THE BLUFF.....THE MORAL OF THAT STORY IS, IF YOU ARE GOING TO SIT TO DO IT, DON'T FALL ASLEEP!!!!!

Posted by: CAPITAL A at September 25, 2003 5:16 PM

I REMEMBER A LITTLE INCIDENT AT THE RIVER HOUSE IN BLUFFTON ONE SUMMER, WHERE SOMEONE FELL ASLEEP WHILE SITTING TO PEE..........................................................I NEVER DID GET TO THE BATHROOM THAT NIGHT! HAD TO WEE IN THE YARD ON THE BLUFF.....THE MORAL OF THAT STORY IS, IF YOU ARE GOING TO SIT TO DO IT, DON'T FALL ASLEEP!!!!!

Posted by: CAPITAL A at September 25, 2003 5:16 PM

I REMEMBER A LITTLE INCIDENT AT THE RIVER HOUSE IN BLUFFTON ONE SUMMER, WHERE SOMEONE FELL ASLEEP WHILE SITTING TO PEE..........................................................I NEVER DID GET TO THE BATHROOM THAT NIGHT! HAD TO WEE IN THE YARD ON THE BLUFF.....THE MORAL OF THAT STORY IS, IF YOU ARE GOING TO SIT TO DO IT, DON'T FALL ASLEEP!!!!!

Posted by: CAPITAL A at September 25, 2003 5:16 PM

Oh what a topic you've selected!
Not bad if you know that in my culture the male people avoid pissing while standing! In my country it's so, as my religion has recommended not to pee while standing, and to do it while sitting or squatting. I know there, they teach the kid when he can stand up, how to pee while standing, but it's not so here. However, I am male and quite healthy, but I don't pee while standing. You should consider that there are many different ways and theologies around the world.

To my own, peeing while standing is a nasty actions, also it does not feet a man's character, that's like you imagine a respectable man standing up still some where, his penis is out and his piss line in front of him! Who made the rule that males MUST stand up while urinating? And don't relate it to the nature, potentially many things are natural as an ability; one can bring it out (gun), aim and kill, but he has choosing power, although he has the ability, but he may not do it if he is sane; one can just bring it out, aim and piss, but does it mean he can not do it in a way but that?

Why stand to pee? Why aim? Aiming is for the time when you are distant to your target and can't be close to it, but when you can be close to it, and if you are sane, you prefer being close to your target than aiming to the target. So sit down and be relax, the name of the place you are doing that in, is rest room! And why you waste your time and energy in cleaning bathrooms? You can save it for more useful affairs by reducing the need of bathroom to be cleaned!

As for those who say "peeing while standing is of a few pleasures of a man!", I should say that a man is more valuable than way of peeing places as his pleasure and property! It does not fit a man to consider that as his worth! Men have more valuable special abilities to be mentioned! And as for those who say "peeing while standing is much easier than doing it while sitting or squatting", I should say that bending over and pulling down pants, and keeping a part of panties down for a while and aim for a while both need an attempt; and the fact that which one is easier for a person depends on habit. The way in which one's habit is based on, is easier for that one, and to which you habit, it will be easier for you! As God has made the ability of peeing while standing easily in guys, it must have an advantage, and yes it has. In men's jobs some times urgent situations happen, and some times they have to do some thing in a short time when the speed is important, and some times men have situations that they can't sit or squat or are in places where sitting or squatting is not easily possible; in such times they can use their ability of peeing while standing easily. But these urgent times just some times happen, not always! So I think there should be a project for men to stop, or to say better, manage peeing while standing. One group are already doing that and their site is: http://www.mapsu.org . As I mentioned, there are some occations when it's needed to pee standing up, then it happens for both men and women! So what should women do? So easy, they can instantly pee standing up using a small device, one is here: http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html .
However, it will be great if the current way of peeing of guys in toilets and bathrooms, in the most parts of the world changes.

Ali

Posted by: Ali Emami at February 1, 2005 12:23 PM

WTF im from america and sitting to pee is just wrong for a guy.

Its like slowly but surely you are taking on women like tendencies.

One day your sitting to pee next youre wearing makeup.
Sitting to pee is for homosexuals with female tendencies!

Wise up gentlemen do not drift to the darkside!

Posted by: 007 at April 22, 2006 4:35 PM

As for long lines and crowded restrooms for women, if they would sacrifice their privacy (be willing to pee around others) and urinals would be built for them insead of so many stalls, they would get in and out of the restrooms quicker. But they would have to stand to pee. There are devices that will help them such as P-Mate, The Whizzy, and She-Pee. It would also come in handy in those urinals that come up from the ground at night in parts of Europe. They design them only for men (which is unfair), but women who can stand to pee should use them, too.

Posted by: David at September 9, 2006 8:41 PM

I sit when i pee because when i need to pee, my penis becomes erect and i cant aim into the toilet. i use the urinal when 1 is available but also my penis becomes erect even then.

Posted by: larry2006 at October 2, 2006 10:07 AM

When i have a boner i pee everywhere....and sometimes it hurts.....i have to stand almost upside down cause by penis poiints up....i sometimes bleed but thats from the clumidia ....so sitting to pee for me is virtually impossible.!

Posted by: boob at May 23, 2007 11:27 AM

When i have a boner i pee everywhere....and sometimes it hurts.....i have to stand almost upside down cause by penis poiints up....i sometimes bleed but thats from the clumidia ....so sitting to pee for me is virtually impossible.!

Posted by: bfreeezzyy at May 23, 2007 11:27 AM

As for long lines and crowded restrooms for women, if they would sacrifice their privacy (be willing to pee around others) and urinals would be built for them insead of so many stalls, they would get in and out of the restrooms quicker. But they would have to stand to pee. There are devices that will help them such as P-Mate, The Whizzy, and She-Pee. It would also come in handy in those urinals that come up from the ground at night in parts of Europe. They design them only for men (which is unfair), but women who can stand to pee should use them, too.

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As for long lines and crowded restrooms for women, if they would sacrifice their privacy (be willing to pee around others) and urinals would be built for them insead of so many stalls, they would get in and out of the restrooms quicker. But they would have to stand to pee. There are devices that will help them such as P-Mate, The Whizzy, and She-Pee. It would also come in handy in those urinals that come up from the ground at night in parts of Europe. They design them only for men (which is unfair), but women who can stand to pee should use them, too.

When i have a boner i pee everywhere....and sometimes it hurts.....i have to stand almost upside down cause by penis poiints up....i sometimes bleed but thats from the clumidia ....so sitting to pee for me is virtually impossible.!