Although this is what really happened on msn... [ Split up the conversation for easy reading, but this all happened in a time span of about 15 minutes ]

Onartis: Help me out a bit
Onartis: Make a topic on DF and ask why I got banned
Tim: you got banned?
Tim: what?
Tim: what? why!?
Onartis: Nah it's an april fool's joke... but as I'm banned I shouldn't be able to make any topics
Tim: since when?
Onartis: So you need to make it for me Tim: oh right okay[ I thought he finally figured out what was going on. ]Tim: so the joke is you got banned?[ But then he said this xD ]
Onartis: No I made up the joke
Onartis: Check my avatar and stuff Tim: lol kk[ This was where he definitely understood... took him long enough ]

Tim: are you hiding offline on DF?
Tim: nahh
Tim: go into the DF control panel
Tim: and "hide"
Onartis: ok can you see me?
Tim: narpOnartis: narp? [ Seriously... double-u-tee-eff ]
Tim: you may wanna change the location or whatever/occupation to "User no longer available" or summit
Onartis: Dude you have way too many stupid words in your vocabulary
Tim: and OMG you HAVEN'T seen Simon Pegg in Hot Fuzz?!
Tim: LOL

Tim: id laugh if their april fools is to actually block you now
Onartis: lol Tim: "scumbag belgium" !!! LOL[ Little inside joke ]
Onartis:
Onartis: Say "Greg, I don't think this is a funny joke"
Tim: okay
Onartis: Onartis is really confused... lawl
Tim:
Onartis: Lol I don't think anyone cares
Tim: lol no-one's online
Onartis: I twittered to greg... probably should take him a week or three before he notices
Tim: lol i know

Onartis: Probably should've done this yesterday at midnight -.-Tim: yarsh[ Counterpart of narp ]
Tim: will be fun when one of the three mods finds it and goes "AHHH WHAT?!! i never touched nuthin, officer, i swear i dint!"
Tim: not that they'll EVER do that.
Onartis: They'll probably immediately know that it's a joke... (unlike you :cough: )
Tim: lollllll

Tim: yeah, we should've probably egged greg's house, would've been a better joke
Onartis: lol no
Tim: would be hilarious thoTim: especially as he lives with his parents[ Seriously? ]
Onartis: Take 3 pigs and write 1, 2 and 4 on them
Tim: lol
Onartis: Release all three in greg's garden/backyard (british english?) and have him look for 4 pigs
Tim:
Tim: i do actually wanna do that one
Tim: read your tweeeet
Onartis: Totally gonna do that one next year
Tim: and no one believed me when i said someone got on a local train with a bomb, but it's true!!!!
Tim: why next year?! why not randomly?!
Onartis: lol it has to be a special occasion