The 4/20 Guide to Foods You Should Eat When You're, Um, Hungry or Whatever

There are certain foods you eat on 4/20, and then there are certain other foods you simply forget to eat on 4/20, because you also forget to leave your house and do things, like purchase and subsequently consume food.

But no more! All you need to do is consult this handy 4/20 snacks ranking, which provides important and detailed information on which snacks are "good" and which other snacks are "better than that." Then, after you forget what you just read, read it again. Repeat this until you are actually eating something.

17. Novelty holiday Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

16. 6ft party sub

When Neil deGrasse Tyson is done absolutely blowing your mind about the universe, he will probably climb out of your TV and split this with you.

15. Old bags of SunChips

Spend lots of time ruminating on exactly what happens at a cheddar harvest.

14. Sour Patch Kids

Actually that's pretty stupid, they’re too intense and will harsh your mellow. I'm too lazy to erase this though, even though typing this sentence took much more time than just hitting delete. Well, too late now.

8. Those weird frozen White Castle burgers

You will definitely forget them in the microwave and find them at 1am, but it doesn't really make a difference.

7. Grilled cheese

The natural 4/20 reaction is to ponder why you don't always do it on an actual grill, and then go outside and fire up some coals, and then listen to Pink Floyd and find bread and cheese on your counter three hours later.

4. Anything in that drawer that you've rooted through seven times and keep finding nothing in

3. Hot Pockets

2. Combos

Some genius figured out a way to shove an entire pizzeria inside a pretzel, and somehow not have it taste like chairs and napkins and people and stuff.

1. Totino's Pizza Rolls

A dude I went to college with named Jeff Beal went to Totino-Grace High School in Minneapolis. It was funded by THE Mr. Totino, and they basically only had Totino’s Pizza Rolls at lunch every single day. If you don't think that's something to spend the bulk of your 4/20 contemplating, you just read the wrong story.

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