Paris Hilton: Drinking Her Way to Success

For almost a decade now, most of us have been trying to figure out why Paris Hilton is famous. She first came into the spotlight when her and her sister got drunk and kicked off a plane. If that’s all it takes, we should all be famous. Since then, she’s done a lot of things but really hasn’t been good at any of them. She’s starred in several less than memorable films such as House of Wax and in a celebrity sex tape that is still sometimes mistaken for Night of the Living Dead. She also has two books, a music album, and a slew of reality TV shows. All of this came from getting drunk. So next time someone tells you that you drink too much, just tell them you’re working on your career. You can get some tips from the master herself by following Paris Hilton on Twitter.