How boring is cheese pizza? I mean really. You got your
crust, you got your sauce and you got your cheese. That's it.
If you're vegan you have to sacrifice the cheese of course. If
you're one of those with an imaginary intolerance to gluten, then you
have to forego the crust. If you're a vegan with a gluten hang-up
I suppose you could just have a couple shots of sauce, in which case it
would suck to be you. As for the Skipster, I'll have a double-meat
large with extra bacon, double cheese and a side of happiness please.