We had also forgotten that the concept of dividing highways bi-directionally down the middle was also a 90s thing...

Next try. Phew! We made it to the across the street! Now onto the river! First turtle row down. let's go! One log down, two logs down. Next turtles here! take a breather on these turtles. What? Why are you diving!? Stop!

Another life down. Silly us, how could we have forgotten that frogs can't swim? Seriously, what the fuck is up with this game?

Ok, next try. We made it across the street, past those good for nothing turtles. And here is victory but one leap away. Ready, set, and -- ABORT! ABORT! CROCODILE! *EATEN BY CRODILE* Why the hell do I even want to go to the frog home infested with Crocodiles?

Ok, last life. YES! Completed Stage 1 and Stage 2! This game isn't so bad, just a little bit of a learning curve, but we got it down now. Cars got faster on the road, but no problem, just made it to the edge of the river. *HISS* What is that?! *EATEN BY SNAKE*.