Sorry to bother, know you've got a kingdom to run. I'm on Plum Planes, which is actually a series of water planets along the coast of…um…you know, I’m not really sure.

Anyway. So there was an accident and I've got fins instead of feet. If you're laughing now, remember that I'm not laughing. It's convenient during my stay on this purple-water planet, but I can't get back into the TARDIS. You remember all those problems with had with Atina and the grates on the TARDIS? Same idea.

So! Why I'm writing you. I don't suppose you'd be willing to loan me that supercharged hand-held physical destabilizer and molecular transmogriphication pole, could you? By that, I mean your trident? Just for a bit to sort out my lower-half?

Would be much appreciated! Please contact me back as soon as you can, and give the picture part of this to your youngest daughter, I know she likes to see new places when I go to them. And a planet of purple water and skies is fairly interesting.

Hoping to hear from you soon!

The Doctor

PS: How do you jump out of the water all spinny-like? I wanted to try it but I ended up falling down on the surface which was absolutely no fun.