Video: How Writers Think Of Children’s Valentine’s Day Cards, By Funny Or Die

Have you ever wondered what goes on in the hallowed rooms of the people who write children’s Valentine’s Day cards for a living? Like, who wrote that Scooby-Doo cut-out card that Brendan McGuiness gave you in second grade? What adult had the job of thinking up the phrase, “Scooby-Doo, I WOOF you”?

Here’s a look at the imagined behind-the-scenes of creating Garfield-themed cards, courtesy of Funny or Die. Teaser: one of the ideas they come up with is, “Happy Valentine’s Day, you have feline AIDS.”