Marc Jacobs Is Dating A Brazilian Porn Star, Doesn’t Love His Family

What’s it like to be Marc Jacobs? Simultaneously triumphant and lonely, or so it would seem from two different stories that are making the rounds today. But, like a beautiful phoenix weeping crystal tears over her companions who perished in the fire, Muscle Man Marc carries on. Designing clothing. Dating porn stars. Being.

First, the sad part. According to a recent interview with Vogue, Marc Jacobs hasn’t spoken to his mother or siblings in over twenty years. He claims this is not “a sad situation,” they just “don’t get along very well.” That’s funny, because reading about it just now made me super sad. Furthermore, he claims to feel zero familial love for the woman who raised him and the siblings he grew up with:

“I hate this idea that you have to love somebody because they are your family. Nobody can tell me what I’m supposed to feel and who I am supposed to feel it for. I don’t blame them, I don’t hate them, I just know that I don’t feel love for them. That’s all. And I am not going to make the call or try to stay in touch because society says, But it’s your mother. Oedipus, Schmoedipus.”

No sadness there, just telling it like it is. Marc Jacobs is bored with your petty, human concept of “family.”

In happier news, he appears to have found a new beau in Brazilian porn star Harry Louis. We think this is true because Louis tweeted the above photo with the caption, “What a great weekend thanks to the sweetest guy on earth, Marc Jacobs, see you soon in Paris baby.” So that’s nice.