I’m convinced Zlatan is the best player to ever play in [the] MLS, without joking.
–Chomsky Says

I’m also convinced the NFL mafia currently running MLS is attempting to reinvent the wheel that is professional league soccer/futbol, and all while corrupting USSF for its own gain at the expense of the MNT.

This guy Zlatan sounds like soccer’s equivalent of Terrell Owens, the guy we depend on to keep the planet spinning. For all I care, he can be named the best ever IF he agrees to change his last name to something we can pronounce.