Friend of mine messaged me yesterday to say he’d just seen of our mutual heroes, Bernard Butler, on the tube.

This seems subtly wrong to me. Brett Anderson is okay using the underground, certainly in his sickly mid-90s Death of Chatterton mode anyway, but the Bernster should be flying a matt-black helicopter to a secret compound in the mountains, not sharing a DLR with the great unwashed.

Any other instances of seeing famous people on the Clapham Omnibus, the last train to Auchenshuggle and the like?