When the hell are these contact lens manufactures going to grow up and stop pandering to idiots.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34608376

National Geographic December 2009

"They cannot see what's-up if They are looking down." (TastyThoughts)"Something is smelly! Something is smelly, like an old barnacle encrusted shoe washing ashore in the middle of summer." (TastyThoughts)"Yes happy Earth day. Now go tell the wicked to stop damaging the Human Species therefore/and the Earth; For, they are discombobulating the entire Universe and upsetting the Most High God." (TastyThoughts)

My take, if I ever come across one - just to be on the safe side (lol) - is to get out of there or send them on their way asap!

People have seen stranger, so wouldn't surprise me if this is true. I've heard of one story (can't verify) where a taxi driver in India was giving a couple a ride one evening. When he saw one of them had 'chicken feet' instead of human feet he ordered them out of his taxi. The other one was asking why he was ordering their partner out, and when he looked down, he noticed the other one had chicken feet also.