"Brian Wilson"

"Jean Chretien"

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The Lyrics

A parody about some of the many lies of Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien

Drove downtown in the rain 1:30 on a Saturday nightjust to check out the late night liquor storeCall it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insanebut when I am drinking I just can't stop

It's a matter of instinct, it's a matter of conditioning, it's a matter of factI refer to Martin as Pavlov's dogRing a bell and he'll salivate, how'd about that?John Manley tell me, you're not just a pedagogue'cause right now I'm

Lying to get elected just like I Jean Chretien didWell I, lied to get elected just like Jean Chretien did

So I'm lying hereJust like I did with Somaliaand I'm thinking about what to lie aboutJust listening and relistening to Shelia Coppsand I'm wondering if this is some kind of political droughtbecause I'm

Lying to get elected just like I Jean Chretien didWell I, lied to get elected just like Jean Chretien did

And if you want to find me I will be out in the penalty boxwondering when the hell the GST will be gonePlaying my guitar and creating lies in my headAnd singing "jobs, jobs, jobs"

Lying to get elected just like I Jean Chretien didWell I, lied to get elected just like Jean Chretien did

I had a dreamI was privatising the CBCAnd although I was very happyI sleeped until I would find the Red BookI sleeped until I would find the Red BookSomebody help me, I couldn't tell the truthSomebody help me, I couldn't tell the truthSomebody help me because I'm

Lying to get elected just like I Jean Chretien didWell I, lied to get elected just like Jean Chretien did

Drove downtown in the rain 1:30 on a Saturday nightjust to check out the late night liquor storeCall it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insanebut when I am drinking I just can't stop

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