Justin Bieber, in Chicago for a concert, had his picture taken with the Stanley Cup. Here is that picture, via Peter Hassen of the Blackhawks. Yes, he touched it, guaranteeing that he'll have to deal with being famous and monstrously rich without actually winning it himself.

That's better than when Kris Draper's kid pooped in it, we suppose. Equally embarrassing (for Canada, at least) as the time he wore overalls to meet the prime minister, though.