Why are most witches ‘wicked?’ We need to see a ‘wicket’ witch on the pitch at a cricket match
Or a lickéd witch on the seafront wearing not a stitch.
Or a ‘ticket’ witch at the railway station: “I can tell you which way to reach your destination, my sweetie!”
Or a ‘pickled’ witch at a beer festival;
Or afterwards when she drove her broomstick into a ditch.
A ‘tickled’ witch at a comedy show.
A ‘fickle’ witch at the witch taxi rank unable to make her mind up which broom to hitch a lift from.
A ‘pickety’ witch – much the same as the last one.
A ‘rickety’ witch, old as the hills and a bit too familiar.
Or any other kind of witch other than a wicked one.