This Week in Sex: Google Glass, 4,000-Year-Old Porn

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Playboy.com StaffJanuary 26, 2014

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HAVE SEX THROUGH YOUR PARTNER’S EYES

If you’ve wanted to know how you are in the sack and what it is your partner experiences when you’re laying down some loving, you can now see yourself through your lover’s eyes in real time thanks to technology. Google Glass is a wearable Android device built into glasses and equipped with cameras and Wi-Fi. With two pairs of Google Glass and a new app called “Sex with Google Glass,” partners can live-stream what their other half is seeing during sex. Get back to the future with this story at DailyMail.co.uk.4,000-YEAR-OLD PORN DISCOVERED

Just look at the anal porn! Doing the dirty while the woman is drinking beer and the man is drinking wine! Well, I never, what is this society coming to? It turns out it’s not our own society making such smut but that of ancient Mesopotamia. Tiny clay tablets inscribed with very graphic scenes, like the drunken backdoor-loving scene mentioned above, were very popular in the ancient Middle East. In fact, they were mass-produced by the pottery studios of the day, and though their purpose is debated, some scholars believe their use is obvious: they were designed for titillation. Thrill to the erotica of dead civilizations at TimesofIsrael.com. FANCY WORDS FOR SEXY STUFF

“Callipygian” is a word much beloved in our office: it’s a fancy and melodious term meaning “having shapely buttocks.” It’s a great, and not overly verbose, way to describe many of our Playmates and Cybergirls. It turns out it’s just one of a variety of fancy words one can use to describe everything sexy. Learn a number of them in this funny and educational video:

POP GOES THE VAGINA TOASTER!

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so start the day off right with two slices of hot buttered toast with an image of a vagina burned into it. The Vagina (A.K.A. Eye of Sauron’s Vulva) Toaster (the actual product name) is a novelty toaster which will burn the likeness of a stylized vulva onto your toast. Why? What? Why? Find out more and read some product reviews at Nerve.com. *MATH GENIUS HACKS OKCUPID & FINDS TRUE LOVE *

One the most popular online dating websites is OkCupid, which uses a “computational approach to matchmaking” by matching people up based on data from the dozens of multiple-choice answer questions users have to answer. Thirty-five-year-old mathematician and PhD student Chris McKinlay put his skills to work to game the OkCupid system and find true love. The epic of his complicated system and technique, and the 88 dates he went on, is more interesting than any story about math and dating should be. Read it on Wired.com.