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Our pal Chris Paukert over at the road that couldn't possibly run parallel to anything has a probalo. He's been offered the keys to a Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 roadster. The catch is, Lambo is making the mountain come to Mohammed. Paukert's gotta be in the Greater Los Angeles area to test the thing. And being a Midwesterner who didn't have the sense to move to one of the coasts long ago, he's at a loss as to where to actually drive it.

So we're extending a helping hand. Where should Mister Paukert take the Lambo? Some commenters at the Winding Road blog have suggested Eastern Orange County. But as Jalopnik maintains a staunchly pro-Westside bent (with the exception of Pasadena and its neighboring communities), we simply can't recommend that angle. Frankly, as far as we're concerned, the quicker Chris gets the Murcie out of the 714, the better. Thoughts?