On Super Bowl Sunday the unthinkable happened… the Philadelphia Eagles won. In doing so, they sent the evil Empire and Sith Lord Brady packing. As expected, the city of brotherly love (which I have never known why they are called that) erupted into a complete frenzy of vomiting and stabbing… and then the partying began.

At the victory parade Eagles center Jason Kelce went to the celebration looking like this…

I mean that is just an epic look. The costume itself is based on the elaborate garb of the Mummer’s. The Mummers Parade is held each New Year’s Day in Philadelphia, PA. The parade is considered the oldest folk festival in the United States for whatever that is worth.

Kelce’s shenanigans didn’t stop there. He then gave an even more epic speech that included the word “fuck”. Nothing says “role model” like cursing at a victory parade! Though let’s be real, in today’s NFL cursing might be the least awful things football players do.

And because of all of this, we are now getting an epic new beer!

Bristol, PA based Broken Goblet Brewing teamed up with Kelce to make “NO ONE LIKES US, WE DON’T CARE.” Unfiltered IPA. It will be 6.7% and was made with vic secret and equinox hops to bring out the pineapple, passion fruit and citrus notes. The beer was released on March 10th during the banner hanging ceremony on draft and in crowlers.

10% of all sales will go to former Philadelphia Eagle Connor Barwin’s Make the World Better Foundation (MTWB.org), so your drinking will also go to a good cause for once! Maybe that’s where that Brotherly Love thing comes from.

I’m sorry if I come off a little bitter in this article, but as a New York Jets fan, I probably will never get to see this happen in my lifetime. But miracles do happen…