NO! DON'T get a blob! Look, if everybody stars getting blobs it won't be long before the other blobs miss the blobs that have been got. And then, when they figure out what's happened to the missing blobs, all hell's gonna break loose. There are gonna be mobs of blobs lookin' for revenge and I certainly don't want to be the one they're looking for.

Did you hear that, blobs? It's not me! I'm not a blob getter! Go talk to Martin Gibson.