Well I had to laughI saw a photograph of someone that I knewIt 's just a friend of mineBut it's so hard to findI don't know what to do

I gotta call her on the telephoneYes, I gotta call herShe's never at home

I don't know what to do if I do get throughI won't know what to saySay a "how-do-you-do?"You've got an hour or twoI'm trying to make my money payI gotta call her on the telephoneYes, I gotta call herShe's never at home

Never mind the troubleNo trouble at allAll I ask of you, womanIs to answer me when I call

Well I had to laughI saw a photograph of someone that I knewIt's just a friend of mineBut it's so hard to findI don't know what to do

I gotta call her on the telephoneYes, I gotta call herShe's never at home

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