OBAMA GETS OHIO. YES YES YES YES YES. Everyone was saying they weren’t sure if Obama would be able to flip a red state blue, and he did it with Ohio. AND AS I’M TYPING THIS, MSNBC REPORTS THAT NEW MEXICO, ALSO NORMALLY RED, GOES TO OBAMA AS WELL. YES. This is amazing. I feel so so great right now.

Kim and I are so flattered that you enjoy us more than CNN. SO DO I. Because we are neither old nor ugly nor smelly. Which explains why we are better than CNN, KIMBERLY.

The gay marriage ban upsets me greatly, but at the same time, I expected it. What was WEIRD though was I only knew it was even on the ballot, like, a week or two ago. I frequent a website where a lot of the Californians have been talking about the Gay Marriage ban in their state, and how many people on BOTH sides have been rallying heavily for WEEKS, and I havent seen ANYONE rally here on behalf of ballot amendment 2.