Have you ever wondered how much Americans are spending at Starbucks right this minute? Of course you haven’t. No one gives a tinker’s damn (I’m not allowed to say “f$#%”)!

But have you ever wondered how much Americans are spending on sex toys at this very moment? Of course you have! What red-blooded American doesn’t ask such questions?

Well we finally have some answers. The following infographic from Coupon Box will show you data for both categories, and a whole lot more! How much do Americans spend on Lotto tickets every hour? How much do they spend at Macy’s in a ten minutes? How many donuts did Dunkin’ Donuts sell this morning? This chart has all the answers in real-time!

Well, truth be told, it’s not actually “real-time” info, since that would be damn near impossible to collect and distribute. It’s just 2014 data averaged out to the second. Even so, watching the beer and cigarette categories is both amazing and sad.