Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart’s The Magic Flute. So, what’s the answer? Ban all music? In this reporters opinion, the answer, sadly, is ‘yes’. — Brockman

Hobbies: Astronomy (gets up at 4.30 each morning to look for comets)Member of: The Stonecutters, Radio Shack Battery ClubFriends: Groundskeeper Willie

Past loves: Patty Bouvier

Previous jobs: Member of B-sharps, army drill sergeant, novelist (when
he wrote about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to
life using modern cloning techniques).

"Attention this is an emergency broadcast. All is well
in the school."

Appearances: Most episodes. Has been fired, was caught in passionate
embrace with Ms. Krebappel in the janitor's closet, starred in a Simpsons
Spin-off as Chief Wiggum's assistant, and was accused of being an imposter
(more on that below).

What's the deal with Armin Tamzarian?In the episode "The Principal And The Pauper," Principal
Skinner was accused of being an imposter by the real Seymour Skinner. It
turned out that his real name was in fact Armin Tamzarian, and he had been
pretending to be Seymour Skinner when he thought the real Skinner (a
sergeant) was dead after the war.
However, when the real Skinner showed up, Tamzarian left town and became a
rebel. Becoming tired of the new Principal Skinner, the townspeople ordered
Skinner to come home. The real Skinner was sent away on a train, while
Tamzarian changed his name to Seymour Skinner and his past, present and
mother was conferred upon him. So he is, strictly speaking, the real
Skinner.