Fried Goldfish Anyone?

After a heated argument with her ex husband, a Houston woman got a little hungry and decided to fry his pet goldfish and eat some of them. The dispute originated when the ex husband took back some jewelry he gave to her. The fish-lover wasn’t happy with that and began arguing over the pressing issue. When officers arrived at the scene, they found four deliciously cooked goldfish sitting in the pan. They asked the woman if they could try some, but she refused, claiming that she had already eaten three of them. Plus, she reminded them that fried goldfish has been scientifically proven to decrease the chance of heart disease and gonorrhea contraction. Source