Compose 10,000 impressive sentences. Select a phrase from each column to form statements which sound profound.

Column A

Column B

Column C

Column D

1

A formal analysis will quickly show that

the meaning of major elements

is further compounded by considering

the relevant dynamics of Luke-Acts.

2

From an exegetical point of view

the linguistic consideration

imposes smothering constraints upon

the ramifications of consensus-building

3

Although Moltmann does not state it in so many words, the implication

a structural dynamic analysis

necessitates that urgent consideration be made of

the clarity of the sociological dimensions.

4

There can be no doubt that

the eschatological structure

adds considerable urgency to

the unfortunate faux-pas of neo-orthodoxy.

5

Based upon interdisciplinary considerations

the homoletic problem

calls into question

any attempt to introduce historical analysis.

6

In the last analysis

the liturgical perspective

must give way to

an emphasis on dogmatics.

7

From a strictly theological view point

the introduction of gnosticism

orients the serious scholar toward

undue reliance on derivative materials.

8

Most scholars seem to have forgotten that

the underlying question

provokes an examination of

global perspectives.

9

Under the guise of liberalism

an ahistorical stance

tends toward

excessive use of the 19th century frameworks.

0

One might say

a need to master the data

drives us to consider

a soteriological point of view.

Those who have not yet mastered theological conversation will find this guide invaluable in conversing with peers and authorities. Simply think of any 4-digit number (say, 6518) and read off the similarly numbered phrases from columns A, B, C, and D. (For example, 6518 is "In the last analysis, the homiletic problem is further compounded by considering global perspectives.") Never mind what it means; just use it and watch the way you bring conversation to a halt. You can compose profound reports by using varied number combinations. As you become more proficient in its use, you may wish to experiment with varying the column sequence, e.g. , BACD, CBAD, etc. These advanced configurations are not recommended for beginners, however, requiring as they do sophisticated dexterity with punctuation.

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