Obsidian Entertainment has confirmed the ALIENS RPG is officially dead. Based on the above images from the game, I could not be happier!! If you do not understand why I feel that way, you're either new to JimSmash (welcome!) or haven't been paying attention (hmph, Ignorer).

Stop fucking with the designs!Giger's version is perfect.... (and Stan Winston's).

I blame ALIEN 3. Some douche in Alien3 production introduced to the Alien biology that it takes the form/characteristics of its host. Imagine if a facehugger jumped onto a PLATYPUS. Yeah, thanks.

Time Travel destination #003: 1990 and stop Alien 3 from being made. The "Alien Saga" is then preserved with only 2 movies. "Dream weaver, I believe you can get me through the night!"

SpaceJase sent this to me.... Its the cover to Dark Horse Comics' latest Alien series ALIEN #3, by Raymond Swanland. I really dig this imagery, despite it being the lame-ish "uber-sentries" first seen in "Aliens: Earth War". Remove those side mandible-spike-fang-thingies and the painting is pure undiluted awesome.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Too lazy to paint your own custom-made multi-emotional-spectrum Hal Jordan figures? (I know I am). Well you're in luck - just go to this year's San Diego Comic Con:

Through the Graphitti Designs booth, DC Direct will be offering San Diego Comic Con attendees a series of exclusive Hal Jordan figures based on his many appearances in the Blackest Night comic book series. Each figure, pictured above, will be released daily with limited editions. The first figure, the standard Green Lantern, will be available starting on Preview Night, Wednesday July 22 with a run of 3,000 pieces. Following that, attendees will have to go back every day to get the Yellow version (Thursday), the Blue version (Friday), the Orange version (Saturday), and the Red version (Sunday). The last four versions will each see a limited edition size of 1,500 pieces.

Each fig released each night and limited? Boooo. Well, look forward to seeing booth chodes selling theses figures at absurd prices. Spitting is allowed under these circumstances.

6) MIGHTY MORPHIN' MICHAEL; brought digital morphing to the Masses in his "Black & White" music video... plus he beats up a parked car for like 5 silent minutes, before morphing into a panther and running away.

5)NEVERLAND RANCH; dude had a rollar coaster in his backyard! You telling me if you weren't buttass rich you wouldn't do the same? Kudos.

I will always remember her as a Charlie's Angel, having the 6 Million Dollar Man as her husband, "Logan's Run", "Extremities"(that was effed up!) and that classic swimsuit poster that thrusted me into Puberty.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

One of my favorite blogs was artist Hunter Woo's WOOSPACE/WOO2(which inspired me to create JimSmash). I've always been a big fan of Woo's paintings, so one of the aspects I loved was Woo's digital illustrations on his blog. Sadly, about a year ago, Woo2 went dormant.

Well, Woo is back with PREMIUM BIRDSEED, which is "an online creative lab with visual treats twice a week."

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Gentle Giant keeps on-a-truckin! This time they are making busts based on LucasArts' REPUBLIC COMMANDOS from the video games & novels.

They will be shipped 4th qtr 2009 and be offered to 4 locations across the globe, as well as directly to Gentle Giant's Premier Guild Members. There will also be a strictly limited edition box set of all 4 busts made available exclusively at www.GentleGiantLTD.com

If they looked better, I might consider. But these look kinda cheap for my tastes & wallet.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Bah! Well, I've been lucky enough to be included in the latest round of LAYOFFS at work. Soooo, JimSmash postings will be alittle slower than normal as I job search & get resettled.....

Plus I recently lost some very important data that was to be used in future JimSmash postings.... GIGS worth of hundreds & hundreds of images (found & created) as well as in-progress posts of brilliance. All gone.

So yeah, JimSmash is getting hit on all sides here.

But Don't go anywhere!I'm still here.... just a bit pre-occupied and operating slower than usual.

Hopefully soon, the Alien Queen willing, JimSmash postings will return to its regular frequency.... until then, enjoy a slower-paced JimSmash!

"Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky. But Crom is your god, Crom and he lives in the earth. Once, giants lived in the Earth, Conan. And in the darkness of chaos, they fooled Crom, and they took from him the enigma of steel. Crom was angered. And the Earth shook. Fire and wind struck down these giants, and they threw their bodies into the waters, but in their rage, the gods forgot the secret of steel and left it on the battlefield. We who found it are just men. Not gods. Not giants. Just men. The secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan. You must learn its discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. [Points to sword] This you can trust."

Friday, June 19, 2009

"Hey, Jim! Last night I went to the Flash Gordon showing at the Aero Theatre in Santa Monica. Check out the pic - that's me wearing the Flash Gordon t-shirt! Producer Dino de Laurentiis was there, saw me in the tee and actually approached me to shake my hand! Thought I'd share. Feel free to post the pic, but if you don't mind please obscure my face, heh.

Oh, and here's a pic of early concept art for "MOTHER" from that movie ALIEN, which I think you may have seen before. They had it on display there. Later!"

Above is a concept art pic of DEADPOOL for the Wolverine movie (link). What I like best about it is how much he looks like ZARTAN from GIJoe instead of Deadpool. The concept artist states, "I liked this version of Deadpool and wish it had made it into the movie but it was very early on in development and the character's face had to be seen."

This is why Hollywood movies right now kick so much ass - the original, imaginative talent involved in the creative process. Yes, that's sarcasm.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Monday, June 15, 2009

You may have heard already, Fox is making an ALIEN PREQUEL.... it will be produced by RIDLEY & TONY SCOTT, and directed by commercial director CARL ERIK RINSCH.

*(although now reports are coming out that Fox is saying they will not greenlight the Alien prequel unless RIDLEY is in the director's chair)

I have little hope for this movie, which I find unneccesary. But my anger levels are quite low. You see, the last 3-4 Alien outings (Alien3 thru AVP-R) have already ruined the franchise. I simply lack the strength to give a shit anymore.

That aside, Ridley Scott as producer gives the flick some hope.... and Rinsch's commercials are imaginative, so there's that I guess.

I wonder if it will focus on the "Space Jockeys" from the first one. I know in previous interviews over the years, Ridley has said that's what he wanted to do if he ever returned to Alien. That and show the Alien homeworld... unless he goes with his other idea: The Aliens are bio-weapons and not part of the Natural Order (bah!).

Personally, I'm guessing it will tie the Ripley family to the Weyland-Yutani Corporation, in a nice Lucas-esque "everything's connected" way with a big red bow on top. I'd rather see an epic with no humans, just Space Jockeys& Aliens with no [understandable] dialogue. I think most people would hate that, but I'd fucking love it.

But there I go again..... caring.... sigh.

Here's some examples of Rinsch's commercial work:

Could be worse.... it could be in the hands of Stephen Sommers or Michael Bay or......

MONEY FOR SAN DIEGO COMIC-CONTime to plug some holes in my Uncanny X-Men Collection....---

ORIG SERIES STAR TREK TRICORDER

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NINE INCH NAILS CONCERT

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CUSTOM MADE WEYLAND-YUTANI TOWELS!

So a few months back, the Missus and I were watching the documentary "TREKKIES"... there's a part where a Trekkie is showing off his Star Trek Themed Bathroom & points to his Star Trek TOWELS. Apparently, I geekily exclaimed, "I wish I had those... but Aliens!" And so my wife had them made for me!

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JAPANESE ALIEN SLOT MACHINE!!!!!!

Several friends got together and bought me that sweet sweet Japanese Slot Machine I posted about back in March! Thank you Jason, Shawna, Dylan, Erin, Steve, Maker and Parente!!!!!! WOW!!!!!

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Thursday, June 04, 2009

Whoa....DAVID CARRADINE has died from an apparent suicide in Bangkok. Thailand police are reporting he hung himself in his hotel room's closet with a chord from the curtains. Carradine was 72.

I will always remember him in the KILL BILL movies, the KUNG FU tv series and of course as FRANKENSTEIN in DEATH RACE 2000!!!-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------UPDATE: Thai police say Carradine "was found in a hotel room closet with a rope tied to his neck and genitals, and his death may have been caused by accidental suffocation." But then other reports are saying his hands were tied behind his back.....