[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] No, I don’t think you understand its a (beep) its a Slow Loris with a tiny umbrella

[Slow Loris - Clip]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] No, seriously what the (beep) is a Slow Loris? Does anybody know? Look at him, is that that Rat looking dude off of Lion King? Or is that one of those things that turns into a Gremlin if you feed it after midnight. _____ Whatever it is that fuzzy little bastar* got 700,000 views ina day. And he’s cute as hell, ain’t he? I mean my cute-o-meter is all (beep) because of him! Out of curiosity why does he want that tiny umbrella so bad? Is he prepared for a tiny rain storm? Come on fuzzy little bastar* don’t you just wanna snuggle him! Come here you little (beep) Snuggle-snuggle-snuggle! Unfortunately, a friend of mine was telling me that this video might be kind of cruel cause Slow Loris’s are nocturnal and the light here could be burning his eyes! Alright, check this out, check this out, check this out! Bam problem solved! (video edit places shades on the slow loris) and he looks sexy! And I don’t know if that’s animal cruelty or not? I certainly hope not, look the little guy looks happy here, I don’t know maybe he needs a light-saber! (video edit places light-saber into the slow loris hand) See that’s my thing now, find a cute animal give him a light-saber – come on tell me he doesn’t need a light-saber?

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] So this next video picked up a lot of attraction this week, getting over 400,000 views and its one of those really simple videos, its just kind of funny to watch.

[Bed Trampoline - Clip]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] You see this little girl on the bed here, Houston we are about to have lift-off!

[Bed Trampoline - Clip] (man jumps on bed and girl goes up in the air)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Oh!! Holly (beep) that looked like fun! Didn’t it! Looks like she got some serious air here.

[Bed Trampoline - Clip] (man jumps on bed and girl goes up in the air)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Oh, come on, she even went completely off the frame. I was actually, worried for a second that she might not come back down. Oh! there she goes, almost, falling off the edge of the bed, I mean honestly this activity is probably not the safest thing in the world, but, whatever, they are having fun, right! Now, my question is can we use this launching pad to sort of kick people off earth by launching them into outer space? Oh, see she’s a good candidate (Sarah Pallin) Alaska, whoa!! Or what about him _____? I’m just saying, I mean it’s there, why not put it to good use!

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] You know every now and then I get a video and watch it and I’m like Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Well this video is one of them, and it made the last video of the episode, I don’t know, its kind of weird! Alright, its this cat, right, and this cat is sleeping, but this cat don’t sleep like no regular cat! This cat sleeps with his face all (beep) up, like, (eyes rolled up and tongue out)

[Sloth Cat - Dead Kitty - Clip]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] I’m sorry sir! But I think your cat might be dead! Oh! No, Oh No! There he goes no! He was just sleeping, I told you! It would make you go crazy, did you see that face?