Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Jennifer Cox apparently has delusions of being a "real" journalist as there is a place provided to e-mail her after the "story"

it is my guess that Ms. Spears' depression might be caused by certain realizations. ie that she has no talent. or that, were it not for Ms Cox et al her 15 mins. of fame would have ended about a month ago
but i wouldn't e-mail Ms Cox about it

Flash forward a few years. Britney giving an interview. "Oh, yes, those 3 a. m. feedings were just awful for me. Good thing I had that baby monitor installed next to my bed so the nanny could hear me when I cried. Oh, you were asking about Sean!"

I can't believe no one has pointed out Dave's involvement in this story. If you look at the photo, you can clearly see the sleeve of his blue shirt on the right side. At first glance it looks like HE'S pulling on Britney's skirt . . .

Aunt Nancy~ As mom would say, I'm preaching to the choir. 11th commandment: Thou shalt not get paid big bucks for doing nothing of significance or good taste and then whine about thy pathetic life being difficult.

Don't worry about the kid, he'll do just fine as a celebratty. I'm very concerned about Britney though. Married to an idiot, unable get decent help to clean the baby's butt and toilets, and suffering from postpartum depression. She's likely to do something crazy..... like putting out a greatest hits CD or something.