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Archive for June, 2008

I’m not surprised this is happening, the rumours about their turbulent relationship has been going on for years.

Guy Ritchie though, is a down to earth guy, I think he has too much respect for his children to go after Madge’s money, but still, I thought that relationship would last for ever.

More divorce rumors for Madonna and Guy Ritchie. According to Holy Moly gossip blog, Madonna has a divorce lawyer on standby and ready to start the proceedings. The lawyer she has hired is the same one who sorted out Paul McCartney and Heather Mills’ case.

“Suggestions made seem to indicate that, surprisingly, Madonna and Guy do NOT have a pre-nup in place, leaving Guy in line to walk away with up to half of Madge’s fortune…Having said that, Madonna is theoretically entitled to half of Guy’s fortune too.”

The only word on why the couple wants to split is that they are “growing apart.” If the divorce rumors are true I just hope they keep things clean, for the kids’ sake.

I also have a hard time believing that a business woman as savvy as Madonna wouldn’t have asked Guy to sign a prenup.

SAVANNAH, Ga. – Sometimes, it’s better to look like a jailbird than sport a birthday suit. Police say Bill Merit, 49, left the Chatham County jail and began walking by the side of the road, naked. Witnesses called police, who arrested him and jailed him again on a charge of public indecency.

A police report says Merit told an officer that he didn’t take the clothes jailers gave him because he thought they were stolen. The report says the man “appeared rational, except for being naked.”

Jail records show Merit had been booked two days eariler on charges of criminal trespass and disorderly conduct. Chatham County Sheriff Lt. Thomas Tillman said Wednesday Merit remains in jail awaiting arraignment. He says he does not know if Merit has a lawyer.

Just kidding, but imagine if you were surfing and saw several large “shapes” heading towards you, I for one wouldn’t think to myself “oh how purdy, dolphins!”. I would paddle as fast as my fucking legs would go back to the beach!

There are no known cases of dolphins attacking humans – dolphins by nature are not aggressive. If a human bothers a dolphin, the dolphin simply swims away from him or her.

See, dolphins are friendly, despite that, if you ever see Flipper, punch him for me, I’ve never liked him.

The first Poseidon Undersea Resort will be based on a private island in Fiji that has an existing resort, airstrip and infrastructure. The 225 acre island is surrounded by a 5000 acre lagoon that is 90 feet deep and has 200 feet of visibility in a protected environment.

The setting is truly remarkable. The resort will have 48 luxury beach-front bungalows of 1500 square feet, each with private plunge pools. Other amenities include a nine-hole executive golf course, tennis courts, two fabulous spas, one with underwater treatment rooms; a health club, three restaurants, two bars, a marina, dive center, water sports pavilion and submarine base.

The underwater portion of the resort will be situated in 13 meters (40 feet) of water and will be linked to land with two piers providing access to two elevators. The underwater facilities will include 24 luxury

staterooms, a large restaurant and bar/lounge, a library, conference room, wedding chapel, underwater spa, and the Nautilus Suite which is an ultra-luxury accommodation with stunning undersea views that would impress even Capt. Nemo. Guests will only be able to book for week-long stays which will include two nights underwater, four nights in a luxury beach bungalow and the opportunity to learn to pilot your own private submarine in our pristine coral lagoon.

All meals and drinks are included with the exception of specialty wines and liquors. Also included are all water sports, diving and most other activities as well as transportation to and from Fiji’s international airport aboard one of our luxury private aircraft.

More details (and the prices, oh hahaha) can be found on their website here

He also whacked Jones’ 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones – known
as Master Mormi Hehol – bruising his thigh in the March 25
incident, prosecutors said.

The two cousins and Barney Jones’ brother, Daniel, set up the
Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith
followed by some of the central characters in the “Star Wars”
films.

The group, which claims about 30 members, says on its Web site
that it uses “insight and knowledge” from the films as “a guide
to living a better and more worthwhile life.”

“We all love the films and what they stand for. Obviously some
people are going to laugh about it,” the Wales on Sunday newspaper
quoted Barney Jones as saying last month. “But a lot of people do
take it seriously.”

Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a
video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a
light saber battle.

“Darth Vader! Jedis!” Hughes shouted as he approached.

Hughes claimed he couldn’t remember the incident, having drunk
the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon (10-liter) box of wine
beforehand.

“He knows his behavior was wrong and didn’t want it to happen
but he has no recollection of it,” said Hughes’ lawyer, Frances
Jones.

District Judge Andrew Shaw sentenced Hughes to two months in
jail but suspended the sentence for one year. He also ordered
Hughes to pay $195 to each of his victims and $117 in court costs.

In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 – 0.7 percent of the
population – listed Jedi as their religion.