For our first ever Blanche Week, we asked our readers to skewer our favorite LGBT celebrities on Twitter. Our first blanching victim is Anderson Cooper. (Remember, we only blanche the ones we love.) Now it's time for you to vote for your favorite! Our finalists will then compete for the vaunted title of, "Best Blancher Ever," and we'll make them famous — by changing our Twitter background to their face.

In no particular order, here are the top jokes about out CNN newsman Anderson Cooper. Vote for your favorite at the bottom of the page! Vote as often as you like; irrational obsessive behavior is encouraged by Gaysayer.