“We, the Citizens of the Great State of Texas, and Dallas Cowboys fans worldwide, have been oppressed by an over controlling, delusional, oppressive dictator for way too long. Request the Executive Branch’s immediate assistance in removal of owner and GM, Jerry Jones. His incompetence and ego have not only been an extreme disappointment for way too long, but moreover, it has caused extreme mental and emotional duress.”

You can sign or view on the petition on the “We the People” website here. At the time of this post, the petition has 515 of the 25,000 signatures that it seeks in order to merit further review from the Feds. Oddly enough, the Cowboys are still very much alive in the NFC playoff picture after Sunday’s results. I know Cowboys fans are frustrated, but Dallas without Jerry Jones? Beware what you wish for Cowboys fans.