Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in an enlarged containment cell located at Site-██. At least four armed guards are to be present in the time between 8:00 AM and 10:00 AM unless stated otherwise by Class B personnel or above. Testing is only permitted with authorization from Class B personnel. Interaction with SCP-XXXX-1 is limited to Class-D personnel.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a ██████ branded portable toilet with mild wear and illegible graffiti on its right side. SCP-XXXX is always in an"Occupied" state and locked from 9:00 AM to 8:38 AM the following day. During this time, it is impossible to enter or see inside SCP-XXXX in any way. At 8:38 AM, SCP-XXXX-1 will exit SCP-XXXX, zip up its pants, and yawn. From then on, SCP-XXXX-1's actions will vary. (read Notable Incidents for a few instances)

SCP-XXXX-1 is a caucasian man wearing a white button up shirt, a red tie and khakis. SCP-XXXX-1 will occasionally exit SCP-XXXX-1 with seemingly random objects, but in most cases will have no items on it. SCP-XXXX-1 shares no genetic connections with any known people as of now.

SCP-XXXX-1 exits SCP-XXXX and performs its ritual. Immediately after, SCP-XXXX grasps its throat, and begins to "float". SCP-XXXX swims around the containment cell sporadically, and after one and a half minutes of this, begins to thrash and "drown". As soon as SCP-XXXX-1 becomes completely motionless, it falls to the floor.

SCP-XXXX-1 exits SCP-XXXX and performs its ritual. It then falls to the ground and begins to vomit live bees. SCP-XXXX continues to vomit whilst being stung for 6 minutes before collapsing deceased. A portion of these bees were taken for testing, and the rest were exterminated.

SCP-XXXX-1 exits SCP-XXXX and performs its ritual. Almost immediately after the door closes, an identical copy of SCP-XXXX-1 exits SCP-XXXX. After the door closes, it is then followed by another instance of SCP-XXXX-1. This continues for one and a half minutes. All instances seem extremely aggressive towards each other, and immediately attempt to kill each others. At the end, the final remaining instance of SCP-XXXX-1 breaks its own neck. There were 62 dead instances of SCP-XXXX-1 in total.

SCP-XXXX-1 exits SCP-XXXX while missing the entirety of its head above the lower jaw. SCP-XXXX zips up its pants, mimics yawning, and then falls over deceased.

SCP-XXXX-1 exits SCP-XXXX and performs its ritual. Following the end of the ritual, SCP-XXXX-1 begins to laugh hysterically. It then produces a lighter and sets itself on fire. It runs around the cell for about 2 minutes before it collapses.

SCP-XXXX-1 exits SCP-XXXX and performs its ritual. Following the end of the ritual, an elongated arm reaches from SCP-XXXX, grabs its leg, and proceeds to pull SCP-XXXX-1 back into SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX begins screaming and makes attempts to free itself. Once SCP-XXXX-1 has been pulled into SCP-XXXX, the screaming abruptly ends.

SCP-XXXX-1 exits SCP-XXXX and performs its ritual. This is followed almost immediately with the light to the room switching off for nearly four seconds. When the light turns back on, SCP-XXXX-1 is shown to have been eviscerated, with writing on the wall in it's blood that reads "KNOCK PLEASE".

SCP-XXXX-1 exits SCP-XXXX and performs its ritual. This coincides with the containment breach of SCP-████, which breaks into the containment cell of SCP-XXXX and █████ SCP-XXXX-1, killing it after 26 minutes.

SCP-XXXX-1 exits SCP-XXXX, and produces a handgun from its back pocket. It then proceeds to point the gun at its head and says "Et hoc est infernum" before pulling the trigger.

Addendum: SCP-XXXX was recovered from a musical festival in 19██ at ████████, Colorado after the disappearances of six civilians.

Item #: SCP-XXXX-2

Object Class:Thaumiel Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is a seemingly Hispanic male between the ages of 40 and 60. SCP-XXXX usually manifests in person wearing various disguises, but can also manifest through "Infomercials", phonecalls, etc. SCP-XXXX refers to itself as a service worker, and a helper. SCP-XXXX will usually manifest in times of crisis, but can also manifest in general incoveniences.

SCP-XXXX's Escape Records

SCP-XXXX was seen in the D-Class cafeteria, talking with a D-Class personnel. Within the next 4 hours, said D-Class member was missing from his cell, resulting in a D-Class sector lockdown. He was apprehended later with the assistance of SCP-XXXX posing as a B-Class researcher, and pointing out the methods of how the D-Class escaped. SCP-XXXX provided the Site Director with D-Class containment cell schematics that mitigated the means of escaping an extreme amount. SCP-XXXX then proceded to give the site director his "business card". It was at this time that SCP-XXXX was recognized and apprehended.

SCP-XXXX is seen to appear as a janitor to another janitor

SCP-XXXX was found seen on footage before the containment breach of SCP-████. First, it can be seen walking from out of view of the camera in order to engage in conversation with SCP-████. SCP-████ is known to be very hostile, yet it did not engage with SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX walks back to the blind spot and is later seen dressed as researcher walking down the hall towards the containment cell of SCP-████. He enters the code that opens the containment cell, and releases SCP-████. How SCP-XXXX received these codes is unknown. SCP-████ then interacts with SCP-XXXX, and hands what seems to be a sort of currency to SCP-XXXX, who then hands it a business card before SCP-████ begins its rampage.

SCP-XXXX seems to thrive on problems, maybe its end goal is to cause problems?

Authorization granted. Authorization revoked. SCP-XXXX has been the confirmed reason for 4 SCP breaches, as well as potentially three others in the area. New classification Keter designated. Special Containment Procedures have been updated.SCP-XXXX possesses the ability to assist the organization, but as it stands now it is more of a safety hazard than a benefit. -Site Director

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX refers to the drug labelled "Focus". Upon the pill bottle,

When taken, either through ingestion or the insufflation1 of the powder within the pill, SCP-XXXX will exhibit one or more of the following anomalous properties. These properties include extremely heightened perception, increased memorization, the speed affiliated with doing a task, and extremely heightened sense of detail. These effects heighten when the dosage of SCP-XXXX is increased. Other side-effects include the inability for a subject to close their eyelids, and subjects report a "deafening silence" as well as a lack of "inner voice" consciousness. The fatal dosage of SCP-XXXX has been confirmed to be the intake of three or more instances of SCP-XXXX. Subjects who intake over 2 instances of SCP-XXXX enter a cardiac arrest faster the higher the dose.

D-Class Tests:

D-12834 was given the recommended dose on the bottle; two pills and was shown 10 unique Rorschach inkblots in a specific order. Afterwards, D-12834 was shown all of the inkblots, along with 10 other random inkblots. D-12834 was told to announce the order in which inkblots were shown to him. D-12834 completed this task perfectly.

D-14925 was given four pills of SCP-XXXX and was told to draw the Sierpinski triangle with a ballpoint pen after being shown an image of the fractal. D-14925 began drawing out the base triangle, and began to progress by making the base triangle, and began to draw smaller triangles within. She continued this way progressively getting slower, in which after about 4 hours into the experiment she seemed to have stopped moving altogether. D-14925 seemed unresponsive to audio and visual stimuli, and the experiment was called over. However, upon security attempting to move D-14925, she went into a rage induced state, screaming that "I need to finish!". D-14925 then entered cardiac arrest.

The Sierpinski Triangle that was being done looked inhumanely exact, and upon microscopic examination showed triangles smaller than the ballpoint pen's tip. How D-14925 was able to accomplish this is unknown.

D-11849 was administered 9 instances of SCP-XXXX orally and was being escorted to the testing room at the time of Incident-XXX. After approximately 120 seconds after ingesting SCP-XXXX, both security personnel, as well as Dr. ████ and Assistant Researchers █████ and ██████, all necks snapped as well as the disappearance of D-11849. D-11849 was found later near the entrance of Site-██ deceased. The cause of death was ruled as cardiac arrest. There were 17 staff casualties during this incident. Testing involving the intake of over two instances of SCP-XXXX has been revoked until further notice.

Phil woke up from the blaring alarm clock at 6:30 AM, like always. He took a shower, brushed his teeth, got dressed, and headed to work.

When he first got hired,about 8 years ago, he thought that this might be the coolest job in the world. He thought that there would never be a mundane day in his life. That thought died pretty quickly. He guessed anything could become mundane when done for a long period of time. He sighed, this traffic would make him late.

As he entered the building, and then entered his cubicle, cracking his knuckles. Inside was a shark. A shark that was about to be punched.

DESCRIPTION: SCP-XXXX IS A DOMESTICATED DOG CANIS LUPUS FAMILIARIS OF THE GERMAN SHEPARD BREED. WHEN ANY ANIMAL COMES WITHIN A 10 METER RADIUS OF SCP-XXXX, IT WILL BEGIN TO VOCALIZE UNCONTROLLABLY AT A HEIGHTENED VOLUME. ALSO, WHEN SCP-XXXX IS DESCRIBED, ANYTHING REGARDING SCP-XXXX WILL BE SAID AT AN INCREASED VOLUME, USUALLY IN THE FORM OF YELLING AND SCREAMING. THIS EFFECT WILL ALSO OCCUR DURING WRITING ABOUT SCP-XXXX, BOTH DIGITALLY AND BY HAND. SCP-XXXX IS COMPLETELY MUTE AND HAS BEEN RECORDED TO BE EXTREMELY SENSITIVE TO NOISE.