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May 13, 2009

Twilight Widower Gets Rowed Like a Boat

Twilight Widower talks about the side-benefits of being married to a Twilight addict, such as not having to think too hard about gifts anymore and getting lucky on more than just Saturday night. (I wish I didn't know what he's talking about, but alas...) Read what Twilight Widower has to say here.

how about a twilight....well, you know, my conservative brain can not say it! Don't need a condom (had my tubes tied and ovaries are gone) so I don't need a twilight tampoon either. I'll let yalls imagination go.. It would be handy for those who don't have husbands but are in love with twilight!