Wednesday, January 26, 2005

In my head. And I'd like it to stay that way

I've been inspired. I've only got the first verse of my new song so far; I'm going to call it the Professor Van Hagens Blues.

Well, some guys get crematedAnd some go under the groundBut I'll tell you what you can doWhen I am not aroundYou can wrap me in a blanketAnd prop me up bedBury me under the floorboardsMake an ashtray from my headYou can stuff me you can mount meUse my body as a doorBut don't, please don't,Dissect me on Channel 4