Driving a real-life Tonka toy

The Bell B50D is one of the biggest dumper trucks in the world. Honestly, it’s huge. Matthew Jones takes to the wheel...

I plot a circuitous course via a small pond, locked onto the horizon with what I hope is a deeply masculine stare. I have conquered the massive Tonka toy. I am Chuck Norris, I am Bear Grylls, I am that bloke off the Davidoff adverts. I am being politely asked to leave the bridge.