They are sort of hidden. And you're not really looking for them, anyway.

So it's totally understandable that, amid the corn dogs, lemon shake-ups and various fried things on a stick, you don't see the scorpion bracelets, Insane Clown Posse blankets, shotgun shell lamps or grass flip-flops for sale at the Indiana State Fair.

But we did. We spent an entire day, in fact, hunting for the best tchotchke treasure at the fair and found the 25 most interesting, strange and bizarre things available for purchase.

You can buy just one, but for the low, low total of $14,936.78, you can get all 25:

1. This oversized bald eagle zip-up

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Soar to warmth and nobility in this sweater.(Photo: Amy Bartner / IndyStar)

It's part wool, part acrylic. And 100 percent majestic.

Where: At an unnamed booth just outside the Exposition Hall.

How much: $45.

2. This misspelled Limp Bizkit pendant

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Loved their major hit, "Noogie."(Photo: Amy Bartner / IndyStar)

It might be more than a decade and a half since Fred Durst did it all for the nookie, but you can still wear his band close to your heart. Bonus: It comes with a black ball chain necklace, thus fully completing your time travel back to 2001.

Where: At a jewelry kiosk near the Grand Hall.

How much: $7.95.

3. This Confederate flag belly button ring

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A Confederate Flag belly button ring sold by a vendor at the Indiana State Fair.(Photo: Amy Bartner / IndyStar)

Yes, the Indiana State Fair two years ago asked vendors not to sell or display anything featuring the Confederate flag, but this belly button ring was far from the only item available: belt buckles, hats and jewelry for other parts of your body were available throughout the fair.

Where: A vendor on the north end of the fairgrounds, across from the Indiana Farm Bureau building.

How much: $6 or two for $10.

4. This Miss America 2009 seasoning

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Seasonal.(Photo: Amy Bartner / IndyStar)

In 2009, Indiana's own Katie Stam was crowned Miss America. Longtime Brownstown-based spicemaker Marion Kay Spices paid tribute to her by naming a spice after her. The all-purpose seasoning is made from salt, black pepper, garlic and onion and "will crown the cook 'The Best.'"

How much: This version was on sale for $15. A different, similar one was $25.

6. This toilet seat necklace

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Finest outhouse in the west.(Photo: Amy Bartner / IndyStar)

Hey, no judging. This is one of our favorite spots to hang out, too, so it makes total sense to celebrate that love by wearing it around your neck.

Where: At a leather and necklace booth in front of the Indiana Farmers Coliseum.

How much: $6 or two for $10.

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Cowboys need outhouses, too.(Photo: Amy Bartner / IndyStar)

Oh. Well. That changes this a little bit. There's nothing weird or unusual about buying a cowboy hat at the Indiana State Fair. Carry on, then.

7. These a-maizing, corny flip-flops

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A-maizing.(Photo: Amy Bartner / IndyStar)

Make sure you get a pair that fit. You don't want to get corns. But, if you do, just shuck them in the garbage and buy new ones!

Where: The official Indiana State Fair Gift Shop inside the Indiana Farmers Coliseum.

How much: $17.98.

8. This scorpion bracelet

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Fun fact: Scorpions were on this planet before you were.(Photo: Amy Bartner / IndyStar)

It's just like having the real thing attached to your wrist, only without the potential for burning, swelling, blurred vision, convulsions and/or crippling death. Not your thing? Don't worry, it comes in centipede, too!

Where: At a leather and necklace booth in front of the Indiana Farmers Coliseum.

How much: $18.

9. This Monster energy drink logo belly button ring

Yes, we're aware we've already added a belly button ring to this list, but it was necessary to include this one, too. Plus, there's a deal if you buy two anyway. Word of advice: Don't hug someone too hard while wearing this. It'll cause a Monster mash.

Where: A vendor on the north end of the fairgrounds, across from the Indiana Farm Bureau building.

How much: $6 or two for $10.

10. This queen-size Insane Clown Posse blanket

Your juggalo family will be snuggly in this blanket! Whoop whoop!(Photo: Amy Bartner)

You can wrap your baby juggalettes and juggalos in this faux fur luxury blanket. The best part? The blanket's pretty dark, so it won't show any Faygo Rock N' Rye stains you'll inevitably have.

Where: In the Exposition Hall.

How much: $30.

11. This shotgun shell lamp

Just imagine it: You have guests staying the night, and they need to use the bathroom at around 2 a.m. Disoriented and not comfortable, they reach for the lamp on the nightstand and suddenly feel even more welcome in your home.

17. This light-up mouth guard

Hey, kids, if you lose your retainer for the 13th time and Mom's making you pay for the next one, just opt for this LED flashing mouth version! You'll get the same results, for sure, with the added bonus of being able to participate in a rave at any moment.

Where: Any of the multiple Murat Shriners "official toy store" locations. This was spotted at the one with the child at the cash register.

How much: $5

18. This 'Crazy Goat Lady' T-shirt

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It's safe to assume that anyone who wears this is the G.O.A.T. goat lady.(Photo: Amy Bartner / IndyStar)

How many goats do you have to have before things move into crazy territory? Is six too many? Asking for a friend.

Where: Judy's Designs Cowgirl Glitz booth in the Exposition Hall.

How much: $25.

19. This leather raccoon keychain

You could have chosen from any of the hundreds of options here, from cuddle teddy bear to a realistic-looking unicorn or even a bald eagle. But you opted for the version that truly depicts your favorite animal: a screeching rage bottom-feeder with creepy humanlike hands and a beady little scowl.

Where: Hilltop Leather, just outside the Champions Pavilion.

How much: $3.95.

20. These grass flip-flops

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Grass slippers.(Photo: Amy Bartner / IndyStar)

Don't wear these while mowing your lawn. You'll get confused and come out of it with a few missing toes.