Welcome to this installment of site news, where we celebrate "spring"!

This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month1, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!

On-Site News

Featured Articles

The featured articles for April were SCP-2135 ("91st Street Station") by ObserverSeptember and Funerals are Fun by WrongJohnSilver. One's about a mysterious train station hidden under Manhattan, and the other's about how reality TV can prevent cicada infestations. Check them out!

The featured articles for March were SCP-2870 ("General Malaise") by Bryx and Four Seconds, Low Pitched by ksaid. One's about a literally diseased society, and the other's about trying to live normally in a town that's anything but. Check them out!

Mystery Skipper Theater 3000 - How dare they desecrate my cinematic masterpiece. Comparing the directing to drunken, headless chickens stapled together to act as a steadycam operator was completely over the top. Filmed by Roget.

GoI Formats

Recruitment Drive (R-28126) - Unfortunately, Elder Foreman Steve Al'uth had not had the chance to take a lunch break yet this month and had to terminate Worker Jesse Lenz' employment to fulfill himself. Written by tretter.

Tales:

Atzak I - Trapped hundreds of feet underwater in a steel coffin, you can't remember anything besides the gigantic eel slowly eating away at your sense of self… Continued in Atzak II, both written by djkaktus.

SCP-2659 ("Finback Whale Psychopomp") - The Grim Reaper guides newly deceased humans to the afterlife. Who does the same for whales? Written by minmin.

SCP-2857 ("Dr. Ji Fan, Ph.D SOCA") - I came here to cook chicken rice and rip holes in the fabric of spacetime - and I'm all out of fabric. Written by MrWrong.

SCP-2691 ("Covered Bridge") - It's just a bridge… isn't it? Written by n0mgoose.

SCP-2649 ("Multidimensional Ceramic Omnivore") - SCP-2649 resembles a white teapot with four pairs of mobile arachnoid legs attached at its base. The mechanism by which these legs are capable of movement is unknown, as the entity appears to be composed entirely of ceramic. Written by GeometryPrime.

Tales:

Deus Volt! - "Mike Pence Electroshock: 10,000 Volts!" he shouted, involuntarily, as lightning discharged from his hand into the chitin and flesh of the homunculus before him. Written by kenneth1221.

About the Serpent - Now that the two Dragons are both gone, the gods will surely feed upon the Nine Children and men. And when the Dragons return, they will surely consume all gods in turn. Written by SunnyClockwork.

Fanart

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