Yes another annoying neighbours thread

The end of our garden backs onto the side of a neighbour's property. This neighbour happens to be a teacher at my dc school and married to a policeman. They have two teenage brats and a feral crap machine dog whose shit they never clean up so currently the end of our garden is unusable due to the overwhelming stench of dog crap coming from their garden.

As seems to be the tradition with them since their eldest hit about 14 they've had all the neighbourhood teens over every weekend in the summer for mass drinking sessions. It gets wearing. At the moment the teens are in the garden singing loudly as part of a drinking game.

aibu to get the hose, walk to the bottom of the garden, aim it over the fence and turn it on?

Do it! My neighbours are currently on holiday and the son (about 16/17) is currently hosting a party. We live in terraced houses next door to each other so it's bloody loud. At least it's should be a one off thankfully and I can't really complain as I did the same when I was that age and my parents went away ;-) but my parents lived in a detached house so the neighbours were not the other side of the wall

I feel for you on the poop side of things. I live in a terraced house with a smallish garden & my NDN rarely picks up their dog's poo. Makes sitting on the grass in my garden pretty unpleasant due to smell and flies which is a shame as it's the last part of my garden to get the sun in the day.