Well, if you're
at this page you're obviously bored, drunk or mentally unstable. I'm usually
all three at the same time. If it seems like some of this page is just
rambling, well, it is. If there is any typos, that's 'cuz I'm drunk. The
following are some stats on me.

UPDATE

The TequilaMonster is now SINGLE!
That's right ladies, I'm available!

32 yrs old

Drunk

That's the important
stuff.

That's about
it for me, except for the obvious, I love tequila! I decided not to bore
you with the old "my favorite movie, song, cartoon, band, color, sandwich,
sexual position, method of picking my nose, etc. If you are truly interested
(please get a life!), email
me.