Former head Saturday Night Live writer and Emmy Award-winner Tina Fey hosted SNL last night, which included a return appearance on her old perch at the Weekend Update desk. During the segment, subtitled "Women's News", Tina slagged on Mean Girls co-star Lindsay Lohan, raved about the new yogurt that helps you poop, and most interestingly, stumped for Hillary Clinton. Fey questioned why more and more women are voting for Barack Obama, not Clinton, theorizing that it's because Hillary's a "bitch". " Let me say something about that," Tina went on. "She is [a bitch]. And so am I. Bitches get stuff done. That's why Catholic Schools use nuns instead of priests... At the end of the year you hated those bitches, but you knew the capital of Vermont."