Rumer Willis wore a Total Recall triple titty shirt at the Free The Nipple Fundraiser! Yep, that is a real thing. Free The Nipple is an organization who is fighting for topless equality and, even though I agree with their general message I think they should flip it around as well. Let’s get real for a second.

I’m all for nudity but I think that there is a time and place for it. If you’re at the beach, hanging out in a park or chillin’ by the pool, get naked for all I care but, DO NOT walk around in a busy downtown area or sit down at a place to eat without a shirt on. Men do this all the time and I think its rude. I live in a place where it’s legal for women to be topless in public and, I go to the nude beach every year but, let’s be honest, most of the women I see there I do NOT want to see topless while I eat lunch. So, lets add some restrictions in certain places and be free in others?