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In further pursuit of getting you ready for one of the biggest drinking holidays of the year, I present the BongXedo beer bong. This beer bong systems is worn around the body and the drinking tube comes out in a very peculiar place. The BongXedo has dual funnels that can hold a few beers, total. The tubes meet at one intersection for drinking. For anyone who has any experience with beer bongs knows that the foam at the bottom of the bong can be a deal breaker. The BongXedo includes tubes that ports the base foam back up to the top so no beer is ever wasted. Efficiency at its best. $40.