Spam jokes

Today is my birthday, and I am forty. Say it loud, say it proud – I am forty! I have no intention of any celebration, because – as you all know – I am a hermit and relish my solitude. I look forward to a wonderful evening of doing nothing!

The present I am giving myself is not bothering to come up with a good post. Instead, I’ll share with you some of the jokes that the spammers have been trying to sneak onto our website. Gotta hand it to the spammers – they’re a funny crew.

I have a nice fresh joke for you people) How you get down from an elephant? You don’t, you get down from ducks.

I have a nice joke for you) What did the worm say to the caterpillar? What did you do to get that fur coat?

I have a fresh joke for you) Why do Vampire have to brush their teeth? Because they have Bat-Breath.

A JOKE! ) What did God say when Joan of Arc showed up at the Pearly Gates? Well done.

Sorry, for off top, i wanna tell one joke) Why do hurricanes travel so fast? If they traveled slowly, we would have to call them slow-i-canes

A joke for you! What do you get when a cat walks along a beach? Sandy Claws!!

A JOKE! ) Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones.

I have a good fresh joke for you! What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.

A JOKE! ) Why did Willie Nelson get hit by a car? He was playing on the road again.

Do you want a joke? 🙂 Who is Dracula’s favorite person on the baseball team? The BAT boy!

Those are all HILARIOUS! I don’t get jokes in my spam. How do you suppose that happened? Are they all attempted comments on your joke posts? Maybe I should say the word “joke” in my posts every once in a while.

Happy Birthday! Here’s a birthday joke for you-
Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!