Foreign News: Cream-Puff Plea

Eighteen assorted British bigwigs, men like Montagu Norman, John
Masefield, Lord Derby last week sent a cream-puff plea to Adolf Hitler
to keep the peace of Europe, just as Handsome Adolf was about to say
what he was going to do to Europe next.

"War under modern conditions between highly organized States can
bring no good," the manifesto declared. "We appeal above all
to the leaders and people in the Great German Reich at this moment of
power and influence in their history. We appeal to them to use those
great gifts by which they have for centuries enriched our common
heritage...