I jump out of a nearby bucket of water to assist you. For I am Leviathan, champion of all things moist! Due to my past as a fisherman in toxic infested waters I am now part jellyfish, part man, part penguin.

Using my jellyfish like limbs I beat the boar with a golf club!

"We shall collect plenty of boar meat my friend"

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Twillÿ, the crafty rogue that he is, examines the man smiting the boars from afar.. tempted to go talk to the smiter, Twillÿ held back. Waited.

The person seemed harmless enough, as the boars were really not being affected by the smiting. Twillÿ leapt through the treetops, anticipating the exact moment to approach the man...*crack*...a branch broke underneath the rogue, his footing was not as pristine as he had thought.

*THUMP*

...the rogue lands a few feet away from the smiting man. "Hello there!", he said with a smirk, "Looks like you could use some help". Twillÿ shakes off the leaves clinging to his hair, awaiting a reply.

And lo! But whilst all these brave warriors and warriorettes were bravely smiting boar and robbing bank, did then the wandering witch Moonhawk possess the Hidden Temple, and name himself new Mage thereof. He then speed-dialed Ceru's Deli to order a boar-on-rye...

Jessi the total nut stood in the road, she exlames with a rather odd accent. " 'Owdy there! The name be Jessi! What a lovely bunch of Asses... Though I t'ink you may be cursed! We must Travel to a Castle where a Wonderful Witch may be able to help you..."
She started to walk up the road with a skip and a jump, then looking back at the group of Donkies she waves her hand.

The donkies, thankful they werent transform into ponies, starts on the path following the Total nut. lo on the road the party happens on a large mirror, which reflects Jessi as her true form: a evil and donkie-eating witch who wanted only to take the donkies to her swampy hideout to eat them.

At the revelation the donkies encircle and charge at this Jessi, but at last second large flash flashes and blinds them to allows for evil Jessis escape.

The donkies are left dazed on the path.

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Jessi watches from the sidelines upset that her evil plan was foiled... The donkies could be an exelent feast, but the Sammaches they could get would be even tastier ... She waves from her hiding place... "Didn' mean to try an' eat you guys... All I need is Food... Im so Hungry, a little monster stole mah money and ran off.... Can I join you guys? Pweaaaaaase."

Fearing donkey manure all over the pristine stairs of the Hidden Temple, Mage Moonhawk hides it somewhat more and better, realizing only afterwards that this might confuse the delivery boy. Oh, well, gotta walk to the Sammich Shoppe...