atheist beliefs in darwinism.
atheist beliefs in murdering babies.
atheist beliefs in murdering the severely handicapped by slow starvation and dehydration (i.e. Terri Schiavo).
atheists beliefs in stalking and theft (most atheists who are on IMDB do these things)
atheist beliefs in hating, silencing and personally attacking anyone who opposes their viewpoints.
atheist beliefs in space aliens.
atheist beliefs that george carlin is funny and brilliant.
atheist beliefs that bill maher is brilliant.
atheist beliefs that penn and teller are brilliant.
atheist beliefs in supporting almost every immoral cause that exists.

Almost every atheist, if not every atheist, believes in those things.

It's like the poster said, atheists share tons of common beliefs, many of which are extreme, especially the pro-murder beliefs that atheists have.

This humourous parody of prayer is similar to a Christian's incantation to the invisible cloud-lounger, it is a fundamental liturgy of nonsensical hopefulness with much blatant lying, celebration of the lack of cerebration plus the meanness of spirit often found in disgruntled oafs.

How about
Darwinism doesn't mean anything to atheists. It's Darwin's TOE, moron.
A zygote does not constitute a baby in my book. And what of capitol punishment? hypocrite
I don't even know who Terri Schiavo is let alone what you are trying to talk about.
I and many other people (atheists included) abhor such actions. You were saying?
Only if you're a trekkie or geek of some description. Possibly even a little loony. Not every atheist believes in aliens, some do some don't.
George Carlin was pretty funny. But many of my xtian friends loved him too.
Is that the guy who made religilous? Or something along those lines. Other than that don't know who you're talking about.
Is that those magician guys? Like one's silent. Loved them in the Simpsons =P Many of my religious friends like them too, so what?
I support treating humans and animals with respect, cancer treatment/awareness, equal rights for all among such "ebil immoral causes" and hate child sex abuse. (In case you were wondering I was taking a stab at the Clergy)

You're right. When I go to the Church of Atheism, we have to recite the Atheist Creed, which includes all of those things. Then we go on to the Sacraments of Stalking and Theft. By the way, I have a lovely bridge that's 30% off, now through Monday only.

atheist beliefs in murdering babies.
atheist beliefs in murdering the severely handicapped by slow starvation and dehydration (i.e. Terri Schiavo).
atheists beliefs in stalking and theft (most atheists who are on IMDB do these things)
atheist beliefs in hating, silencing and personally attacking anyone who opposes their viewpoints.
atheist beliefs in space aliens.
atheist beliefs in supporting almost every immoral cause that exists.

All of those beliefs are incidental or not true.
The first is common because only those who have received a fundie lobotomy deny basic science.
The second is common because believing that fetuses are the same as babies is only frequent among those that think that killing is wrong because of human ensoulment.
The third is not common, but I know many reasonable Christians who believe in euthanasia as well, because they aren't reactionary morons.
The fourth still needs a citation (see your other quote).
The fifth is no more true of atheists than Christians.
The sixth is true only in that believe that life in other planets is a possibility, due to knowledge of probability and the vastness of the universe.
Definitely not all atheists believe in UFOs, and little green men.
The seventh, eighth, and ninth are irrelevant, being just tastes in humor. I only agree that George Carlin is funny, personally.
And I believe it is Christian beliefs that support rape, slavery, and war, so I would shut up about "immoral causes".

So, in other words: STFU retard, before I hunt you down and steal stuff from you via the internet.

I don't believe in Darwinism. I believe that the theory of evolution is correct.

I don't believe in murdering babies. If I did, how was my own child able to make it to 18 months of age? Oh, right, you mean abortion. I'm pro-choice but wish that nobody would ever need an abortion. As far as Terri Schaivo, she was dead long before her body quit working. She didn't even have a brain.

Stalking & theft? Nope, can't say I'm a fan, even though I am on IMDB occasionally.

As far as silencing anyone with opposing viewpoints, Christians are always welcome on atheist internet forums, but when an atheist goes to a Christian forum and asks questions, they'll likely get banned. And ever notice how it's the Christians who disable comments to their Youtube videos?

I don't believe in space aliens, but think it's possible for life on other planets to exist. Though if I did believe what would this matter?

George Carlin was funny & brilliant. Bill Maher is stupid for being anti-immunization. Penn & Teller are brilliant, though they could tone down the profanity in their shows a bit (but keep the nudity!).

Christianist beliefs in creationism
Christianist beliefs in murdering adults
Christianist beliefs in murdering the healthy(if they're muslim).
Christianist beliefs in stalking and theft (if they're not christian).
Christianist beliefs in permabanning everyone who is less crazy that they are.
Christianist beliefs in invisible spooks.
Christianist beliefs that Ray Comfort frightens atheists with banannas.
Christianist beliefs that Ken Hamm is brilliant.
Christianist beliefs that George Bush was the best president ever.
Christianist beliefs in supporting the same things Nazi Germany supported.

Of course we do. It's unethical to eat them while they're still alive.

atheist beliefs that bill maher is brilliant.

Actually, I think he's a moron. Bill Maher is an antivaxxer and that's just plain stupid.

atheist beliefs that penn and teller are brilliant.

I like Penn and Teller but I wouldn't call them brilliant (only because I set the bar for brilliant very high). They are really good at what they do though and I love their show.

atheist beliefs that george carlin is funny and brilliant.

Okay, there's personal opinion and then there's blasphemy and saying that George Carlin isn't funny is the highest form of blasphemy. May Joe Pesci have mercy on you. I say that, but he probably won't.

1.) It's "The Theory Of Evolution" and Darwin was only one of it's proponents. It is also not a philosophy or a religion...it's SCIENCE, like gravity or magnetism.
2.) A ZYGOTE IS NOT A KID! And if you're gonna be "pro-life", at least be consistent...No Death Penalty! No Warfare! No Pollution! No Torture! YOU HYPOCRITES!
3.) While I feel for Terri & her family, her brain was mostly lifeless mush & she would've NEVER recovered....also, if anyone's terminally ill they should have the right to end their life.
4.) ANY IDIOT CAN STEAL!!!! Loads of "Christians" steal: The Americas, Imperialism, Jim & Tammy, Peter Popoff, All Televangelists (except maybe Billy Graham who's actually pretty sane, unlike his son), need I go on! You also can't steal junk on message boards (unless you mean plagarism, though I doubt quoting a poster is plagarism).
5.) MIRROR...SHINY!!!
6.) Most athiests are just as skeptical or unbelieving of ETs & UFOs as you are (though many will be open to the fact that in this vast universe of ours, there's got to be intelligent life SOMEWHERE).
7-9.) Many theists think those guys are a scream, too. NEXT!
9.) If you're refering to their Cable TV debunk-o-rama, "Penn & Teller's Bullshit", I might agree concerning many atheists & skeptics but I still think you're an idiot.
10.) No, they support nice, intelligent, humaine causes, but since you're a Puritan, that's immoral.

My husband and oldest son are atheists, so I'll destroy you idiotic assertions based upon their thoughts on the matters you mentioned.

atheist beliefs in darwinism.

Wrong. They support the TOE because it's good science, the adaptations have been observable via fossil evidence (also via bacteria, viruses, etc.) and it makes logical sense. Don't hold a grudge against evolution because of your own intellectual laziness. 'GAWDDIDIT' is not, and will never be science.

atheist beliefs in murdering babies.

Another lie. Atheists believe in allowing a woman to make her own choice as to whether or not she is ready to be a mother. You believe the mother is expendable and should give up her life, even if the pregnancy has no chance of going to term (ectopic or other complication). If we go by your twisted logic, then all christians must believe in murdering mothers via refusal of medical care.

As the mother of two autistic children, I call bullshit. No atheist I know supports mass termination of the handicapped. Do you know how common autism spectrum disorders are now? Common enough that just as many atheists have children on the spectrum as christians. The only major difference is that non-christians are less likely to resort to exorcisms that harm or kill children and more likely to invest in medical interventions and therapies that actually help than their christian counterparts.

atheists beliefs in stalking and theft (most atheists who are on IMDB do these things)

Citation needed. Not just regarding the stalking/theft accusation, but as proof of how this might be possible via IMDB.

atheist beliefs in hating, silencing and personally attacking anyone who opposes their viewpoints.

And I suppose christians are noble, meek and mild when faced with someone who disagrees with him/her? You truly do live in a fantasy world, kiddo, and apparently Tim McVeigh, Jim Jones, John Calvin, the Spanish Inquisition and the murders of an innocent family by Jeffrey Lundgren and his christian cult haven't surfaced there yet. It's called denial, and you're loaded with it.

atheist beliefs in space aliens.

You can claim that when an atheist cult pops up and offs themselves because a comet told them it was time to take on their alien bodies, like the Heaven's Gate group did. They were christian, btw.

atheist beliefs that george carlin is funny and brilliant.

He was. So?

atheist beliefs that bill maher is brilliant.

Your forgot funny, but yes, he is pretty damned smart.

atheist beliefs that penn and teller are brilliant.

They are both extremely intelligent, and again, unlike you and your ilk, have a sense of humor.

As opposed to compassionate christians, whose reps in the GOP want to cut health care for women, children and the poor out of the budget entirely, and leave a travesty of an insurance system in place that utterly fucks those same individuals?

If that's compassion, hate me - please.

Almost every atheist, if not every atheist, believes in those things.

Do you acutally know any atheists you can ask to verify any of your ridiculous assertions?

No? Figures.

It's like the poster said, atheists share tons of common beliefs, many of which are extreme, especially the pro-murder beliefs that atheists have.

Unlike peaceful christians, whose reps in the GOP are the first to push for wars and capital punishment - with their constituents' support. I've studied enough history, read enough christian blogs and spent time in the presence of enough to know firsthand what a bloodthirsty bunch you fundy bastards truly are.

All you have is a bunch of unverifiable bullshit, which seems appropriate since you pulled all of your arguments out of your stupid, bigoted ass.

Are we talking social Darwinism which is the fucked up invention of religious detractors of natural selection, or the theory of evolution which has more evidence going for it than Genesis?

A fetus is not yet a baby or sentient.

I'm hard pressed to find anyone who thinks what was done to Schiavo was right.

Um, what?

You're entitled to your opinion and I'm entitled to disagree with it. You'll only hear me tell you to shut up when you cross into the realm of incitement and express desires to strip others of their rights.

Some of us. Big universe out there. But a lot of other atheists will smile and nod and call for the men in white coats to take you away.

I find him funny, yes. Take a shot.

Don't know as much about him. Take a shot.

Oh hell. Double shot.

Immoral causes like stoning homosexuals, forced religious conversion, and slavery? Or immoral causes like putting a stop to that shit despite the Bible saying it's all good?