Empowered by

What gets me working... or what I work with

You know all those forums with users' signatures quoting a whole paragraph of equipment they own and use? As you can observe below, I doubt there's a forum that allows me to list mine in its entirety. Thus this page was born with the intent of self glorification, exaltation, I-have-more-than-you-do ego-boosting, and plain showing off I can afford multiple hardware and deliberately choose not to spent a single cent on women. *nose up high* Ha.

For those of you who take things too literally and seriously, please be informed that you need to learn how to read jokes when they happen.

The true purpose of this page is actually for me to reference whenever someone I chat with inquires about the equipment I operate. This makes for an efficient, public, and non-volatile piece of information that can be persisted and communicated. Without having myself struggling to combat the dying rate of my brain cells. Wait, I forgot... what's this page for again?