Late-Night Laughs

Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

Houston, Our Government has a Problem

May 14, 2013

Conan O'Brien: "According to a new poll, Americans trust Judge Judy more than they trust Supreme Court justices. She won her trust after her landmark decision in the case of Drunk Lady vs. Other Drunk Lady."

Jay Leno: "New predictions claim that 42 percent of Americans will be obese by the year 2030. They say the only way to stop it is for government to step in. Oh, yeah, that will work. When it comes to trimming the fat and tightening your belt, who knows better than the U.S. government?"

David Letterman: "The stock market is at an all-time high. People at home are saying, 'Well, that would be great if I had a job.'"

Jimmy Fallon: "Biden gave advice on how to avoid war with North Korea. Or, in other words, we're going to war with North Korea."