This is What Megan Fox Looks Like These Days

Megan Fox hasn’t really showed us what she looks like since she gave birth sometime back in September (maybe?), let alone gave us a peek a that sure-to-be-adorable baby, but here she is out in public, going to dinner with Brian Austin Green and some chick. That’s basically what Megan Fox has been doing lately, other than starting to promote that ‘Friends With Kids’ movie that she did a zillion years ago with Jon Hamm. Here’s a clip:

And wow. Yeah. We’re looking at one genetically blessed lady here, folks, and you’d probably do well not to forget that, you know?

one of the worst movies i’ve ever seen. had a great cast but not funny at all; i mean jon hamm’s girlfriend is the worst! acting wise. i hear she can direct. but this movie does not prove it. SKIP IT, beeters, seriously.

Hello there Mrs.Megan Fox how is everythang going,I will just like to say that if you ever happen to be in Toronto at the ending of this month I think that you should stop by & visit a very nice restaurant/bar called,The Only Cafe,which is located in an area called Donlands On Danforth which is located in the city of Toronto in the country of Canada & you shall see me there at The Only Cafe with a screenplay/movie script for you,& I am a very sexy plus angelic looking guy,but anyway here is a very romantic song that I have written for you and the name of it is called I Hope That You’re Fine,and I wrote this song to the instrumental of a love song called,These Arms Of Mine,using all of my very own words/lyrics and the song called These Arms Of Mine was originally sang by a singer called Otis Redding so here is my song for ya that I wrote to the instrumental of These Arms Of Mine using all of my very own words/lyrics,take care Miss/Ms!

Hello Mrs.Megan Fox,um I had previously mentioned in a previous comment that I had submitted above that if you ever happened to be in the city of Toronto in the country of Canada at the ending of this month which is the month of november,that you should pass by and stop in at a very nice restaurant/bar called,The Only Cafe which is located in an area called,Donlands On Danforth,which is also located in the city of Toronto in the country of Canada,and the date of this month that you should pass by there is on the 28th of November 2012 and you shall see me there with a brand new screenplay/movie script for you,and it will be a romantic and comedy screenplay plus if you happen to be there I shall also buy you dinner and a few couple of drinks,so it’s at,The Only Cafe,in the area called Donlands On Danforth,in the city called Toronto in the country called Canada on the 28th of November 2012 and the time that you should be there is at 9:00 PM in the evening time,and my name once again is Ike Nash,take care Mam,see ya!

Hello this is a song for Mrs.Megan Fox and the name of it is called Sexy Cool And Great,and I wrote this song to the instrumental of a song called Let’s Make Love And Listen To Death From Above,using ma very own words/lyrics,and Let’s Make Love And Listen To Death From Above was originally sang by a musical group called CSS,so here is my song for her,take care,bye!

Hello there Mrs.Megan Fox how’s it hanging today?this is a romantic song for ya and the name of it is called Hopscotch It and I wrote this song to the instrumental of a song called Dip It Low using all of my very own words/lyrics and the song called Dip It Low was originally sang by a singer named Christina Milian so dear Mrs.Megan Fox here is ma romantic song for you that I wrote to the instrumental of the song called Dip It Low using all of my own words/lyrics!

Hello there Mrs.Megan Fox here is a song for ya,and the name of it is called,Stay Healthy,and I wrote this rap song to the instrumental of a rap song called,Yes Y’all Yes Y’all,using my very own words/lyrics,and the rap song called,Yes Y’all Yes Y’all was originally sang/rapped by a singer named Bizzy Bone,so dear Mrs.Megan Fox here is ma song for ya,that I wrote to the instrumental of Yes Y’all Yes Y’all using all of my very own words/lyrics,have ya selves a very awesome day Miss/Ms,take care Miss/Ms.

This is a rap song for,Mrs.Fox,and the name of it is called,I’m Just Chilling Miss/Ms,and I wrote,this song to the instrumental,of a rap song,called,Neva Eva,using all of my own words/lyrics,and the song Neva Eva,was originally sang,by a group,named,Trillville featuring another singer named,Lil Jon,so here is my song for Mrs.Megan Fox,that I wrote to the instrumental of Neva Eva,using all of my very own words/lyrics,take it cool,Miss/Ms.

This is a song for Mrs.Megan Fox,and the name of it is called,Swang To My Slangs,and I wrote,ma rap song to the,instrumental of a song called,Like A Pimp,using all of my very own Lyrics,and the rap song called,Like A Pimp was originally sang by a singer named,Lil’ Flip featuring another singer named,David Banner,so dear Mrs.Fox,this is my rap song,for ya that I have written,to the instrumental of the rap song,called,Like A Pimp,using all of my very own Lyrics,Happy Jolly Holidays,to Ya,and Have an amazing plus A very Fantastic new year,see ya,bye bye.

Ma song,title,for Mrs.Megan Fox,is called:Swang To My Slangs

Ma chorus for Her:

Swang,Swang,your Hips,Girl,as I Slang,Bang,on Sets,Girl,as I Slang,Swang,Pose,Stroll,Girl,as I Slang,Pose,Roll,Stroll,Girl,as I Bang.

This is a track,for,Mrs.Fox,and the,name of,it is called,How Are Ya,and I wrote,my song,to the instrumental,of a song named,Explosive,using all of my very own words/lyrics,and the song named,Explosive,was originally,sang by,a couple singers,named,Nate Dogg,featuring another singer named,Dr.Dre,and another,singer,named,Kurupt,so this is my very Romantic,song,that I have,written for Mrs.Fox,to the instrumental,of the rap song,named,Explosive,using all,of my very,own words/lyrics,oh,I almost,forgot,to mention,that the word pronounced as,Properlay in my very romantic love song for,Mrs.Megan Fox,means,Properly,take it Happily,Miss/Ms,see ya.