Note: Larger version HERE in case you're from the bigger is better school of penises.

This is a cartoon poster of all 151 original Pokemon doing battle simultaneously as imagined by artist Jhall Comics. You can buy prints/posters/phone cases of the design HERE and shirts HERE. Or you can save that money and put it aside for your own retirement. That's a waste though, because the world is definitely going to end before then. A man from the future told me. Although I did find him panhandling on a street corner. But he said he was only panhandling because all the future currency he brought back is no good in 2014. Honestly, they all looked like cigarette butts to me, but who am I to argue with a time traveler?