Laura and Chloe…it was a Bugs Bunny cartoon that was doing a parody of John Steinbeck’s “Of Mice and Men”.

That cow definately needs colonic.And that Jeshua kid….well they all are bug eyed as he looks as though he is passing THE BIG BAD MOTHERFUCKIN’ POOP.

Carol

going to bed… late… sheryl… you’d be good at whatever you did… aaron – love you.. and your ginormous penis…

evan…. dando….mmmmmmm…..

http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/56487/looney12.wav christy

The “hug him and squeeze him” thing is from that big abominable snowman – when he wants bugs as a pet.

I think …

Dipali

Ever heard of India…

http://www.pie-eyeddesign.com cindy

they look like they’re going to eat him.

Sheryl

Dipali,
You are the perfec Straight Man or Straight Woman, in terms of comedy.

I want to do something other than my current job, am considering being a paid commenter on the Internet for $75,000 US dollars (to make up for loss of wages on said job if I happened to quit without any fucking notice and stop feeding the evil machine of corporate GREED from being part of my said life) but that is udderly irrefutably, crazy muthahfuckin ridiculous.

http://beastlysum.blogspot.com jlb

Watch out for that tree!

Anyone who hauls melt and plays with the kiddies is key in my book.

Sheryl

Goodnight, Carol
xo

http://honestyrain.blogspot.com/ honestyrain

oh dear. is it wrong that i kind of like it? i mean, i DON’T really. but i kind of do. i like the baby Jesus. he looks cute. you can’t deny that baby Jesus is cute, can you? who would deny that? some mean evil person, that’s who.

Dipali

hmm..now I understand
Thanks for explaining..and Im sure you could start a new job category..

Susie

A big guy on the floor with a little baby always screams “Awesome!!!!”

The animals in the photo, on the other hand, look “awestruck,” which is an entirely appropriate way for them to look in this context. I must say, this does not frighten me like the pig did.

Dipali

Seems I drove everybody away !!
Hahaha .. I can reach all the numbers I want now..!!!

http://www.theniffer.blogspot.com the niffer

Nice detective work, lulu. I think everyone’s entitled to their own opinion, natch; but what I don’t get is why K, MrsAG1 and nG bother visiting this site.

I mean, it’s not like stories about GEORGE! are out of character with the rest of Dooce’s thoughts/postings.

This is a pretty positive place to be on a regular basis, so if the stuff you read is just too fluffy and whatnot, why bother coming back over and over again?

Masochists.

http://aaronthomasnelson.blogspot.com Aaron

Where do you work, Sheryl?

http://www.theniffer.blogspot.com the niffer

For the record, I don’t think your site is fluffy, Dooce. Bunnies that make love are fluffy.

Oh Pierre!

Sheryl

Yeah, Dipali, I will try. No Shit and whatnot.
Night all.

Fluffernutter

I don’t know about fluff but I do like reading about whatnot.

Sheryl

Aaron, I almost didn’t refresh.

I work at massive corporate law firm.

Some Mean Evil Person

I wanna smash the whole manger, baby included.

http://aaronthomasnelson.blogspot.com Aaron

That sounds like fun.

http://www.callalillie.com corie

Why are all of their butts in the air?

http://aaronthomasnelson.blogspot.com Aaron

which one?

Sherly (aka Sheryl)

A big guy on the floor screaming *”Awesome!”* would scare the living shit out of the baby.

Unless he made some really cute high pitched sounds on either side of the scream, and whatnot.

Sheryl

Aaron, you just made me spray Poland Spring Mandarin Orange all over my 18 year old cat.

Where do you work?

http://homepage.mac.com/christykilgorehadley christy

I guess I would be awestruck too if I was a cow and I just realized that Our Lord and Savior’s Parents left him alone with a bunch of farm animals.

Hello child neglect!

http://aaronthomasnelson.blogspot.com Aaron

I work for a very small technology consulting company. I’m not an attorney.

Do you work for Shearman Sterling? (That’s the only law firm I really know about..)

Colleen from NJ

Some Mean Evil Person,
After I read your post, my son keeps asking me “why laughing, mommy?” again and again.

Sheryl

That’s the biggest one. No.
Another one, in Beantown. But I’m not going to be specific here. I DID read Dooce’s FAQ, ya know.

Wow…a funny nativity. I’ve never seen that. Looks like Red Grooms did it.

http://aaronthomasnelson.blogspot.com Aaron

You know, for some reason I thought Carol was the attorney. I didn’t know you were, too.

Darcie

Because I am married to The Sinister Minister, I have first-hand knowledge of what Jesus himself thinks on just about every subject (including the rigging of the last election–but I won’t go there), and I’ll have you know, Jesus would not want that cow to strike that pose, even for Him! That is freakishly un-natural.

Sheryl

Carol, well, she aint an atty. But I’ll let her choose or not to choose to get that specific.

The horses in KY rarely do the type of calesthenics those nativity scene horses do, I think. If they do, we even have massage centers for them. Usually we sanctify, um, esteem the horse here in the Bluegrass. How’s that for shifting the center. Unfortunately, though, our state is the wrong color politically, but Lexington is a lovely oasis of attempted liberalism, sometimes. George! We need you!

http://aaronthomasnelson.blogspot.com Aaron

Ahh! You should send me a picture.

VenusManTrap

Is that a groundhog on the lower right? I do not remember the story talking about the three wisemen following a hedgehog from the east.

Sheryl

Hmm I will think about it. I take about 50 pics a day, bit only about .00035 percent of the time of myself.

http://occupant.org/anna lulu cornichon

Wow. The Sinister Minister. He’s a superhero, isn’t he?

It’s a deacon! It’s an usher! It’s The Sinister Minister!

Sheryl

You mite not bleeve me. But I use a naming convention and wrote a script to compile the data. Ah know.

http://VMT@blogger.com VenusManTrap

Is that a groundhog on the lower left? I do not remember the story talking about the three wisemen following a hedgehog from the east.

http://aaronthomasnelson.blogspot.com Aaron

You should take more of yourself!

Lisa

I think the animal on the lower left is a sheep that got squished by the box on which the horses are standing. Trapped worshipping a clay baby Jesus. The lower right animal looks like a chicken aghast at the divine whatnot.

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