Style Invitational Week 282

Taking Snides

Week 282... in which you were invited to take any story from that day's Post and append to it a snide comment.

And the winner of the severed human head:

Late on a June night at Giovanni restaurant on West 55th Street, the sour-faced manager of a large investment fund was grilling Michael Saylor, an eager young chief executive, over a plate of sea bass.

Saylor might need to cook a bit longer than the fish.

See the entire contest* (until washingtonpost.com moves the link--AGAIN)