Watch out, Johnny-on-the-Spot, there’s a new port-o-potty in (China) town.

This thing is essentially a step up from a diaper, but eh, I’d still use it. They seriously need to put them by my house (and around every other college campus in the United States). If I had a dollar for every time I’ve seen drunk frat guys peeing on the side of a building, I’d quit my job and travel the world telling everyone how I got rich simply by seeing a bunch of guys pee outside of a bathroom. I’d be famous! Though now that I think about it, even if these were sprinkled throughout town around campus, I bet I’d still see guys peeing in the streets. What’s with that?