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A game with a unique concept and an excellent plot that explores the dark sides of the human heart and social problems like corruption and the disparity between the rich and the poor. My only complaint is that the hammer is rather inaccurate. 3/5.

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At first I thought "A game about corporate greed? Okay!" Then I thought "A whack-a-mole styled game? Okay..." But finally... "Yes, saving cabbage is what whack-a-mole was always meant to be!" (shrug) 3/5 for me... I kinda enjoyed dominating the world in 5 mins.

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Absolutely terrible. Also, anyone who participated in the creation of the game obviously has the intelligence of a slug (which, for those who don't know, is rather low). 1/5, only because you can't go lower.

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Psh. Silly non-constructive commenters. I liked the devolution idea. The whack-a-mole theme was fine the first time through but just got annoying after - perhaps have separate games-types for each stage of devolution? Also there needs to be some sort of threshold at which one fails to devolve things. Even if one hits all the wrong things, one can still progress. Aaaalso if one wanted to restart a button toward the menu would be lovely as well as a mute button (unless that's on the menu - I didnt see it)

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What is this I don't even.
Okay, besides it being full of dumb ideas in he first place, the mallet often sticks. Make a better game. If you can make something dumb and short, you can make something good and short.
So next time make a better game.

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Normally, i leave pretty nice comments. If i can't say something nice, i say nothing. But this game was bad in every way and deserves to burn in the deepest, darkest, most fiery pit in hell. Sorry, had to get that out of my system.

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Ok normal i say "good game" and write my comment but this time ... clearly WTF if we evolved from ground hogs to dogs to monkeys to red necks then our train of evolution is realy messed up and lasty, WHY ARE THEY IN A WACK-A-MOLE TABLE!

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There is a sun so clearly this exercise takes place outside. One might deduce that with such an outdoor activity there might be some sort of shadow underneath the damn mallet!