Joe Hursh: To our new passengers, Aloha! and welcome aboard. For those of you standing, please hold on to the handrails throughout our journey, and stay clear of the doors. For the comfort of others, no smoking, please. Thank you!

Our next stop is Disney's Grand Floridian Resort and Spa. To our left hand side are Disney's Palm and Disney's Magnolia golf courses at the Shades of Green resort. These award-winning courses are part of the annual PGA Tour in October.

Coming up on the lagoon side is Disney's Wedding Pavillion. Couples may exchange vows in a fairytale setting, complete with a picturesque backdrop of Cinderella Castle.

We are now stopping at Disney's Grand Floridian Resort and Spa, a Victorian-style hotel offering the modern conveniences of a full-service spa and health club.

Ladies and gentlemen, please hold on to the handrails and stay clear of the doors until the monorail stops completely.

This is Disney's Grand Flordian Resort and Spa. Our next stop is the Magic Kingdom, with continuing service to Disney's Contemporary Resort and the Transportation and Ticket Center.

Ladies and gentlemen, please gather your personal belongings, watch your head and step as you exit, and take small children by the hand. If there are guests waiting to board your car, please move across to make room for everyone. For those of you standing, please hold on to the hand rails and stay clear of the doors. They will be closing in a moment. Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, please continue to move across your car to make room for everyone, and kindly offer available seating to those needing special assistance. If you're standing, please hold on to the handrails and stay clear of the doors. The monorail will depart momentarily. Thank you.

Joe Hursh: To those guests who've just joined us, welcome! Our next stop is the Magic Kingdom. For those of you standing, please hold on to the handrails throughout our journey and stay clear of the doors. For the comfort of others, no smoking please. We invite you to live your Disney dreams like never before, during the Year of a Million Dreams: a first of it's kind event celebrating the power of dreams and the dream-making magic of our Cast Members. Our Disney tradition of personal guest service takes centerstage here at Walt Disney World. Each and every day, our Cast Members may surprise you with Dream-Come-True entertainment and special moments. Wishes that you once thought impossible just might come true, during the Year of a Million Dreams!

Ladies and gentlemen, we are approaching our station at the entrance to Main Street, USA - gateway to the seven themed lands of the Magic Kingdom. Smoking is not permitted at the Magic Kingdom except in designated areas. Please consult your guidemap or ask a Cast Member for locations. If you are exiting, please hold on to the handrails and stand clear of the doors until the monorail stops completely and the doors open. For those of you remaining on board, our next stop will be Disney's Contemporary Resort with continuing service to the Transportation and Ticket Center and Disney's Polynesian Resort. If you're travelling to any other Walt Disney World Resort hotel, buses and watercraft depart from this station. If you are travelling to EPCOT, please remain on board. You'll need to change monorails just two stops away at the Transportation and Ticket Center.

Ladies and gentlemen, please watch your head and step as you exit, and take small children by the hand. If there are guests waiting to board your car, please move across to make room for everyone. Once again, if you're travelling to EPCOT, please remain on board. You'll need to change monorails at the Transportation and Ticket Center. As you board, please move across your car to make room for everyone and kindly offer available seating to those needing special assistance. If you are standing, please hold on to the handrails and stay clear of the doors. They will be closing in a moment. Thank you.

Joe Hursh: To our new passengers, we welcome you aboard our Highway in the Sky and hope you'e enjoyed the Magic Kingdom. During our travels, please hold on to the handrails and stay clear of the doors. For the comfort of others, no smoking please. Thank you.

We are travelling to Disney's Contemporary Resort. Ladies and gentlemen, we are approaching the Grand Canyon Concourse station. For those of you standing, please- Ladies and gentlemen, we are approaching the Grand Canyon Concourse station. For those of you standing, please hold on to the handrails and stay clear of the doors until the monorail stops completely and the doors open. If you are exiting, please gather your personal belongings, watch your head and step, and take small children by the hand. For those of you remaining on board, our next stop is the Transportation and Ticket Center, with continuing service to Disney's Polynesian and Grand Floridian Resorts. We are entering Disney's Contemporary Resort, where you can start your day with Chef Mickey's Character Breakfast on the Grand Canyon Concourse. For a panoramic view of Walt Disney World, the California Grill on the 15th floor offers a- This is Disney's Contemporary Resort.

If you are exiting, please gather your belongings. Watch your head and step, and take small children by the hand. If there are guests waiting to board, please move across your car to make room for everyone, and kindly offer available seating to those needing special assistance. If you're standing, please hold on to the handrails and stay clear of the doors. They will be closing in a moment. Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, as you board, please continue moving across your car to make room for everyone, and kindly offer available seating to those needing special assistance. If you're standing, pleae hold on to the handrails and stay clear of the doors. The monorail will depart momentarily. Thank you.

Joe Hursh: If you've just joined us, welcome aboard. For those of you standing, please hold on to the handrails throughout our journey, and stay clear of the doors. For the comfort of others, no smoking please. Thank you. Our next stop will be the Transportation and Ticket Center, which includes Magic Kingdom Car and Bus Parking. To the right is the Disney-created Seven Seas Lagoon. To the left is Bay Lake. Nestled on the shores of Bay Lake is Disney's Wilderness Lodge. The resort is also home to the Villas at Wilderness Lodge, a Disney Vacation Club destination featuring all of the comforts of home. Learn more by visiting any information center during your stay.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are approaching the Transportation and Ticket Center, which includes Magic Kingdom Car and Bus Parking. If you're travelling to EPCOT, please exit here and follow the overheard directional signs.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are currently holding for current traffic clearence. Once the monorail in front of us moves a safe distance away, we will resume our forward motion. Please remember to stay clear of all automatic doors. If you're standing, please remember to continue holding on to the silver handrails. Thank you.

(Captain Message)
'Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome aboard Monorail Pink. We're gonna be holding hear for just a few moments waiting for further traffic clearence in the Ticket and Transportation Center station. If you're standing, please hold on to the handrails and stay clear of the doors, the train will be moving shortly. Thank you.

Joe Hursh: -children by the hand. Once again, if you are travelling to EPCOT, Disney's Animal Kingdom, the Disney-MGM Studios, or Magic Kingdom Car and Bus Parking, please exit here. For those guests who've joined us, welcome! For those of you standing, please hold on to the handrails throughout our journey and remain clear of the doors. For the comfort of others, no smoking please. Thank you.

We're travelling to Disney's Polynesian Resort. Inside the Great Ceremonial House, you'll find shopping and dining with a South Seas flavor, including 'Ohana's Best Friends Breakfast featuring Lilo and Stitch. The Polynesian Luau is presented Tuesday through Saturday in Luau Cove. For casual dining and specialty coffee, visit Kona Cafe, serving breakfast, lunch, and dinner daily.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are now stopping at Disney's Polynesian Resort. For those of you standing, please hold on to the handrails and stay clear of the doors until the monorail stops completely. For those of you remaining on board, our next stop is Disney's Grand Floridian Resort and Spa, with continuing service to the Magic Kingdom and Disney's Contemporary Resort. Thank you.

This is Disney's Polynesian Resort. Please watch your head and step as you exit, and take small - [Recording Ends]

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Notes and Fun Trivia to Share at the Dinner Table:
- In several instances, the monorail narration is cut off and replaced by a different track.
- Number of times we have to "stand clear of the doors" as opposed to staying clear of them: 1
- Number of times we're welcomed aboard: 6
- Number of times we're reminded to hold on to the handrails: 16
- Number of separate times we're reminded to keep away from the doors in any fashion: 18
- Number of plays of original Jack Wagner spiel: 5