Emiliano Zapata

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Emiliana Zapata

THE MAN HIMSELF AND HIS MOUSTACHE OF DOOM

Gender:

Male

Species:

Human

It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

—Emiliano Zapata, being epicThis guy, Emiliano, is a guy that loves his moustache and can't stop thinking about it for one moment of his life. He develops growth potions for moustaches and they became widly popular in the War Between the King & Coney Island Disco Palace. In the war, he was shooting people with light emitted from his AWESOME moustache which caused deaths and nobody knew who did it. He is also, apparently, a clone of Luigi. His favorite holdiay is No-Shave November.

The Moustache

His moustache is named Sr. Francis the Great and can shoot lasers of light. The moustache is just as powerful as the Enclosed Intsruction Book can shock any being that touches it, even Emiliano gets shocked by it! This causes him pain nearly every 5 seconds. The pain is said to be as powerful as Over 9000 volts of electricity! It is rumored that Sr. Francis the Great is a living being with it's own mind and evil ambitions but no one can prove it as Emiliano will not tell anyone about it. The moustache is said to be related to Squilliam Fancyson's unibrow and they might be cousins.