Dana Holgorsen Needs To Do His Homework

Dana Holgorsen Needs To Do His Homework

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the gold-digger strikes again, ladies and gents! This time AmberTracewell, the raging gutter floozy of the C-L-T, has found yet another man with very deep pockets to sink her disgusting brown teeth into. Apparently the former “race chaser” who used to sleep around with Denny Hamlin and was supposedly “dating” Jason White, has somehow been dating the head coach of West Virginia’s football team, Dana Holgorsen. Not quite sure what he sees in her fugly weathered @$$… but apparently they’ve been together for a while now. (I guess he can look past the fact that she’s literally been with every single NASCAR driver, Charlotte Hornet, and even a few benchwarmers for the Panthers).

Side note – it looks like time is running out for her face – which is why she photoshops every single picture of herself on social media. Keep up the good work Amber – maybe you could actually make your own money by writing a book on how to be a professional floozy & gold-digger.

Dana is actually a terrible coach, but it doesn’t matter- his contract is guaranteed money at $16,900,000.- nik