Testing the New Implements

Abel’s been shopping for implements on his US trip. He wouldn’t say what he bought, and only teased, and hinted, and promised a tasting menu of everything at once, as soon as I got home.

His grand idea for the event was that I would receive a number of smacks with an implement, and then blog my impressions right away. He prepared the computer and the implements (I still had no idea what they were, and even how many of them he’d bought) and told me to bare my bottom and get over his knee.

The resulting review is below, underneath the picture of the whole lot. (There were six, by the way, and I was sentenced to six strokes with each.) The reviews got shorter as my distress grew, but I decided not to expand them, and post the authentic first impressions just as they’d been typed up.

The Josephine (aka the leather mini carpet beater thingy) – was used OTK. Stings like the devil, but used lightly would be quite pleasant and sensual. I wish.

Rope paddle – I was bending over the bed for this. There was a weird scratchy sensation when it touched my bum, and it’s a stingy little bastard. Leaves a lasting burn.

The Grand Josephine (aka the big huge carpet beater) – used while I was kneeling on the bed on all fours. Felt like a fist punching your bum. Even a light tapping produces overwhelming pain. Really thuddy. Probably my favourite of the lot, if only Abel could bring himself to use it even lighter.

Plastic cane – used touching toes. I safeworded after 3 strokes. Feels more like a knife, never again.

11 thoughts on “Testing the New Implements”

Thanks for the tour of the new implements, Haron. Really good of you to suffer so that we readers don’t have to try them all out ourselves. As a small carpet beater has thus far been my least favorite implement, I think I’d be wise to give most of these a miss! That flogger looks pretty nice, though….

I think little Josephine is much the prettiest, the flogger looks to me like a crazy corn-dolly with wild hair!
And the looped leather whip looks like a mean devil.
Thank you so much for the guided tour, it’s all in the cause of education!

Mmm, the flogger looks lovely! Sounds like some of the others need to ‘get lost’ though, especially the plastic cane. Tell you what, post it to me. My house is such a mess I could easily lose it for you and it would never be found again.

Wow, Abel went all out. I hope it made up for the long, long weeks of separation. And your review is mind blowingly articulate, not an ow or owie in the lot! And I agree with Indiana, suffering so that most of the rest of us don’t have to, is a real public service!

I never see the ballet slipper included in implements. It is easy to grip by the heel, is flexible and has a soft sole which leaves no bruises, however hard you whack with it. It is ideal for spanking naughty children.