Fried Chicken & Anal Day: Holidays That Need To Become A Reality

When it comes to holidays that we wish were recognized as real holidays, Steak and Blowjob day is surprisingly not the number one holiday. There are more people who are looking to get laid nowadays than ever before. Just take a look at the personals or any dating website. Sex has gone from something to be ashamed of to something that everyone seems to be looking for on a daily basis. In terms of new holidays that should be made up, the most obvious for us is Affair Day or Adulterers’ Day, but why not a holiday that everyone can get behind?

One of the best informal holidays that we’ve ever heard of is Fried Chicken and Anal Day. It might be hard to get some traction with this holiday, particularly since most people we’ve heard of who celebrate it tend to put it right after Steak and Blowjob day. The problem with putting it there is that it ends up being a little anticlimactic. Why not put it in the summer or in the depths of winter when everyone can use a bit of a pick me up?

If you think about it, January can be a pretty bland month. It’s the time for new beginnings, but the major holiday in January is right at the beginning of the month and leaves you with nothing to look forward to until Valentine’s Day. Couples holidays, even if they’re unofficial joke ones should be something that everyone can look forward to. Even if it’s just something small that can help break up the monotony of a relationship.

Many times when a marriage or relationship breaks down, the reason that people look for extramarital affairs is so they can break out of their routine. While routines are great and they help us, no one wants to feel like every day is a routine. This is what makes jobs into soul killing enterprises and marriages into interminably drab affairs.

So since Steak and Blowjob Day might not be everyone’s thing, we think that covering the basis with other holidays like Fried Chicken and Anal day might just do the trick.

Any other holidays that you think should be recognized?

Ice Cream and Exhibitionist Day? BDSM and Cake Day? Or for those of you who aren’t into sweeter treats we could do Frotting and Salad Day.

As far as we can see, the more fun holidays that we can put on the map, the more surprises that you can bring into your relationship. Sometimes, to save a marriage, spice up an affair, or make your long term relationship more comfortable, all you need to do is bring in some levity.

Personally, we’re kind of hoping that people decide that Nachos and Pegging Day becomes the next holiday that people (couples especially) can get behind.