Does this video shows Bigfoot in the jungles of Indonesia?! (No.)

Bigfoot spotted in Indonesian forest

Everyone really, really wants Bigfoot to be real. (It would be so cool if Bigfoot was real!)

Sadly, the only evidence suggesting Bigfoot is real continues to be very blurry footage shot by people yet to access a smartphone capable of shooting high-definition video.

The newest very blurry footage of Bigfoot was reportedly filmed in the idyllic jungles of Indonesia. Watch in terror as a tranquil waterfall scene is disturbed by a strange “shadowy figure”!

It could only be Bigfoot! … if you ignore the far more plausible fact that it’s probably just some guy.

The footage has been spun around on a number of news sites after it emerged on social media. Though British tabloid the Daily Star claims “conspiracy theorists … believe a huge mystery creature caught on film is the real deal” (without specify who these credulous conspiracy theorists are), the paper adds that most viewers aren’t buying it.

For starters, the loping humanoid blur in the video appears to be carrying either a white bag or a bucket — and it’s hard to imagine what Bigfoot would do with a bucket. (Carry around his big shoes, maybe?)

Indonesia is a far way away from Bigfoot’s usual stomping ground, thought the region does have its own version of the famous cryptid: orang pendek lives in the deep jungles of Sumatra, walks upright, is covered in black or brownish hair, and eats mostly fruits and roots.

Unfortunately orang pendek is only said to be about four or five feet tall (“orang pendek” is Malay for “short man”). So he’s probably not the gangly fellow in this video.