Why guys are sloppy kissers

Certain men kiss the way dogs says hello: by slobbering all over you. Some scientists now think this is because male saliva contains libido-increasing testosterone, so guys instinctively try to transmit their spit to get you in the sack. Who says dudes aren’t romantic?

If guys are terrible kissers, there are two reasons. One, because there is no how-to manual. Two, even if there was a how-to manual, no guy would ever want to be caught with it in his possession for fear of eternal ridicule from anybody who knows him.

I’ve kissed more than one woman with excess slobber and tongue, so I’m not convinced its wholly unique to guys.

An interesting topic, perhaps: How does one correct their partner’s kissing? I swear I’ve kissed women in their late 20′s who could’ve used a little constructive criticism in their formative kissing-years, but clearly never received it. In addition, I’d imagine it might be more prickly trying to “correct” the kissing habits of a woman over the age of 28. Here’s a good one though: lead with the lips, ladies (and gentlemen), not the tongue.