I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born – Am observat ca toti cei care sunt in favoarea avortului s-au nascut deja.

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress – Ma intreb uneori cum ar fi aratat cele Zece Porunci daca Moise le-ar fi trecut prin Congresul Statelor Unite.

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first – Se zice ca politica este a doua cea mai veche profesie din lume. Am ajuns sa-mi dau seama ca seamana foarte indeaproape cu prima.