JWoww Nude Photos: She’s “Scarred, Deformed,” Has “Tons of Cellulite”

Jenni "Jwoww" Farley is not shy about the fact that she's had a lot of work done to acquire her cartoonish figure.

JWoww spent a lot of money and a lot of time under the knife in order to look like some gross combination of Jessica Rabbit and a middle-aged biker bar skank, and she dresses like a 10 buck-a-BJ hooker so that the world can see the results. According to her ex-boyfriend Tom Lippolis, however, Jeni wasn't always the smooth-skinned huge-boobed robo-ho we all know today.

Tom is in possession of nude photos that Jenni took before her liposuction and second boob job, and he says the reason J-Weezy is so anxious to bury the pics is that they show a very different J-Bod from the one we're used to. "Before she had her second breast augmentation, she was uneven, scarred, deformed and had tons of cellulite," Lippolis said in a recent interview. Well I guess that explains why Jenni, who has no problem going out in public in little more than pasties and a g-string is so worried about her booby pics going public.

The funny thing is, Tom claims he had no intention of selling the photos until Jenni started withholding money that he says he earned as her manager. This story is especially fun because as the courtroom drama unfolds, we get to watch Jenni and Tom's relationship disintegrate on the new season of Jersey Shore. Yay, overexposure!