2000 Ford F250 odometer: 153000 automatic transmission
Here's the deal, kids:
This is a 2000 Ford F250 V-10. This is not a luxury SUV, or a maintenance-free disposable import. It has solid front axles, wind noise, and character.
It's a Truck. It rides like a Truck. It drives like a Truck. All of these are GOOD things.
It is not new, it is not pristine, it is used. This will be apparent in the pictures. It is in good shape . But it is 13 yrs old.

CLEAN BLUE TITLE . ASKING PRICE $$$ 10,500 obo

DETAILS:
-I am the second owner. First owner barely got it dirty an engaged the front axles once.
-I have remedied this excessive caretaking with muddy roads and a pile of fun.
-The truck has had the best of everything put on it, and it all done right.
-motor has been completely rebuilt this year with less than 10k miles on it. Have pics of the build.
-trans has 75k miles.
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MOTOR DETAILS dyno'd 430 hp
-fresh rebuild with all new parts top to bottom.
-polished and ported heads
-JBA headers
-Gforce perfomance chip
-Hypertech MAX Programmer ( comes with truck )
-K&N FLIP kit
-Optima battery
-new starter
-new starter selenoid
-new plugs and coils
-dual electric fans plus manual fan

QUESTIONS:
-Why are you selling?
Family has grown , need a vehicle with more interior room.

-Are you pressed to sell it ?
NO. so i won't be accepting low ball offers

-What's wrong with it?
Passenger side door cosmetic issues. ( scratch down door and small spot clear coat came off. Was this way when i bought it, never had it fixed. not very noticable if its driving by. Other then that, EVERYTHING works as it should.

-Does the 4WD work?
Hell yes. Like a champ , have the videos to prove this truck will go places most won't.

-Will you take [insert ridiculously stupid low number here]?
No. If I wanted [ridiculously low number] I would have asked [ridiculously low number]
Want a cheap car? Get your kid that lowered tuner piece of shit honda project down the road.
I think I'm plenty cheap for this bad mofo.

Will you take payments?
Does this look like a dealership ad? No i won't take payments. Full price paid before it leave my property.

-Can I go higher with the lift and bigger tires?
of course but I don't give a shit. But be sure to use quality components and for God's sake - get it aligned after a lift!

-Would this make a good car for my daughter?
Hell. Yes. Not only a good car, a learning experience. Introduction to vehicular maintenance.
Additionally, there isn't really enough room in the back for that little bastard she's dating to try anything.
Plus all her guy friends would be jealous.

-Can you deliver?
Within reason. I'd drive it a hundred miles or so. But really, you should come get it. Look it over. Have a beer. Etc.

-Will you take a check / cashier's check / Western Union Transfer / Nigerian Promissory Note?
Would you take a ball pein hammer to the forehead?
No. I'll take Cash. Period. Bring cash or don't show.

-Will you ship to -?
No. See above.

-No, really, all I have is [lowball dollar amount]?
That's great, I don't give a shit. Unicef ain't running this deal, and until they do I want $10,500.
Why? Because I don't HAVE to sell this little beauty. Truth be known, I'd rather keep it.
But if it's going to a good home - I will sell. Unless you're an asshole - then no sale.

-Why are you such a dick?
Because everyone keeps asking retarded questions and,
Everything is relative; you should see my friends.

-Would this make a good car for my daughter?
Hell. Yes. Not only a good car, a learning experience. Introduction to vehicular maintenance.
Additionally, there isn't really enough room in the back for that little bastard she's dating to try anything.
Plus all her guy friends would be jealous.

-Why are you such a dick?
Because everyone keeps asking retarded questions and,
Everything is relative; you should see my friends.

-Will you take a check / cashier's check / Western Union Transfer / Nigerian Promissory Note?
Would you take a ball pein hammer to the forehead?
No. I'll take Cash. Period. Bring cash or don't show.