The What Type of Gay Guy Are You Test

The Closet Jock

You scored 20 Pride, 40 Natural, and 40 Denial!

DUDE! You ARE a fag! It's okay, though. Your denial and "str8" acting have succeeded in keeping you tucked away far into the closet. Only your best "buds" get to see the raw, gay sexuality that you hold deep inside--in more ways than one. You SAY you only go to gay establishments in groups as a joke, but *I* know what you're looking for! Do not fret--your hot, steamy locker room stories are my secret, too. ...FAG!!!

All possible test results

Are you THSERIOUTHS? You are The Lithsper, and you're quiet about your gayness. You aren't ashamed of your sexual orientation, nor do you flaunt it. People often look at you and wonder, "Is he...? ... Read more

DUDE! You ARE a fag! It's okay, though. Your denial and "str8" acting have succeeded in keeping you tucked away far into the closet. Only your best "buds" get to see the raw, gay sexuality that yo... Read more

::Sigh:: The Dream Boi. You are the boy of many gay guys' dreams! Why? Perhaps it is that you are "au natural" when it comes to being gay. It may have been Nature or Nurture, but one thing is for ... Read more

O, woe is me! "Why me?" you ask? Who knows! You may accept your sexual orientation to an extent, yet you'd much rather be straight. You're turned off by the gay scene, and in constant terror that ... Read more

Oh, GURL, no you di-in't! You're The Prissy Queen. In many cases, you see yourself as the big black woman who wants to dominate the stage. You love being the center of attention in da club, and you... Read more

How can you be so full of pride and denial at the same time? DURR! You are The Weirdo, and you're PROUD of it--or, wait. Are you? You have two personality extremes--similar to a Libertarian's poli... Read more

Behold! You aren't quite a Queen, just The Princess. If someone asks you if you're gay, you proudly reply, "Yes, I am." No frills, yet no regrets. You can typically be seen at your local gay youth... Read more

Yes, The Plain Jane. You might hate being gay, you might love it. In any case, you represent the majority of gays out there--proud, natural, and in denial--as you possess the qualities every gay mus... Read more