Jillian Michaels, the “Biggest Loser” trainer who terrifies me while kinda turning me on a little bit, told Women’s Health that she won’t get pregnant because of the effect it would have on her body. And also, I assume, because it’s hard to get pregnant while using a strap-on to have sex with men.

“I’m going to adopt. I can’t handle doing that to my body,” she told the magazine. “Also, when you rescue something, it’s like rescuing a part of yourself.”

Michaels, who is now 5’2″ and 120 pounds of muscle, was overweight as a teen. She said she once weighed 175 pounds but lost the extra weight with martial arts…

Michaels also reveals in the interview that she dates both men and women. “I’ve been in love with both,” she said. [HuffPo]

I can’t help it, every time I use that banner picture I get turned on despite her strong jaw and her inability to feel sympathy. She’s like a really sexy beehive. You know you shouldn’t have sex with it, but after a while the pain becomes kind of its own pleasure. What? Oh, so I’m the only one who’s F’d a beehive here? Sheesh, I thought you guys were cool.

30 plus years of reading comics have trained me to be 100% aroused by a woman like this. All she needs is Ms. Marvel’s boots & sash

04.23.10 at 12:29 pm

ChinoMoreno

Sure, having babies took a toll on my body. Saggy boobs, stretch marks and hemorrhoids…but it was a small price to pay for 2 beautiful babies that make it impossible to sleep, use up all my money and don’t appreciate me. And, it’s forever.

04.23.10 at 12:29 pm

wehavehair

She’s 5’2″?

/adds step-ladder to fantasy

//is 4’6″

04.23.10 at 12:32 pm

twoeightnine

I like that she calls babies “something.” I rescued “something” from the curb this weekend. I’m currently sitting on it actually.

04.23.10 at 12:38 pm

Rondogg

This Blog is afraid of Muslims.

04.23.10 at 12:39 pm

twoeightnine

(Ok fine, I’m sitting on a baby.)

04.23.10 at 12:43 pm

Upstate Underdog

Sticking your dick into a bee hive? What kind of party is that?

/rehashing “sticking dick in mashed potatoes” joke

04.23.10 at 12:47 pm

Albert Potato

What kind of an “affect” it would have? And shouldn’t it be a “sexy” beehive? Uff, you’re so arounsed your grammar’s gone to shit. And you always told me you got turned on by grammar. I thought that’s why you had all those glossy photos of William Safire.

04.23.10 at 1:00 pm

Aeyo's Cot

Those fatties she runs herd on are supposed to be inspired by this ?

(fingers crossed, inspired to hold her down and shit in her mouth)

04.23.10 at 1:07 pm

Dave

@ap – be careful, Matt’s already got the troll whip out today

@UU – The party where Matt’s looking for the big queen

04.23.10 at 1:18 pm

BadKarma

She couldn’t be worse than a Marine drill instructor…unless that drill instructor is also female, attractive, and bi-curious.

04.23.10 at 1:37 pm

Matt

What kind of an “affect” it would have? And shouldn’t it be a “sexy” beehive? Uff, you’re so arounsed your grammar’s gone to shit.

Typos corrected, you “aroused”-misspelling motherfucker.

04.23.10 at 1:53 pm

Pig Face Joe

“@ap – be careful, Matt’s already got the troll whip out today”

If you want that baby boy’s hole….you gotta pay that troll toll!!

/First thing I thought of

04.23.10 at 2:25 pm

bluemidget_1

Damn, she sounds like the perfect chick. She likes other women, and she won’t get pregnant and then tell you her birth control didn’t work. Where can I sign up for that?