First, you wouldn't get a suit - much less a tailored one - where the pant legs ended halfway down the calf. You'd look like an idiot. We should be seeing a slight pooling of material around the hooves.

This, right here, is the bigotry of low expectations. Never mine the horse looks retarded, at least it's wearing pants on the right limbs, somebody give it a press release!

Second... not to put to fine a point on it, but if I went to work wearing pants where I had cut out the fabric around my thighs and genitalia... the only way I'd make the papers would be as a mugshot. Probably get fired too.