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Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Informationaless

DIANEYeah, but the only thing thatbugged me about it was all thestupid coverage over KimKardashian’s stupid wedding. Godcan those girl get anymoreannoying.

SAMWho?

DIANEThe Kardashians?

SAMAre they on TV? ‘Cause I don’t havea TV. Is she a chef?

DIANEWell, it’s probably good that youdon’t know them. They are a familyfamous for having a lot of moneybut they do nothing. I meanliterally nothing.

SAMThey sound awful.

DIANEYeah, so no TV, you must read alot. What is your favorite book?Harry Potter? Twilight? Or do yougo for more intelligent readinglike Dan Brown.

SAMSorry, I don’t know what thosethings are. Are they names ofbooks?

DIANEOk, is it Prank Pa-Tuesday? Cause Ididn’t get the e-mail.

SAMNo, I don’t usually read. I have alittle bit of dyslexia and readinghurts my eyes and brain. My momtold me if it hurts don’t do it.But don’t tell the boss, I don’twant him to know that I can’t spell“their”.

DIANEYeah. But, you must see book coverson the subway and stuff.

SAMI take cabs, everywhere, the subwaymakes me feel claustrophobic.

DIANEOk, and I am assuming that youdon’t have a computer, I-phone, Ipad,twitter, facebook, or goggle plus.

SAMWell, I can’t afford a computer,and I don’t know what any of thoseother things are.

DIANEOh my God, how can you live likethat. Information changes everysecond now a days and you are sodetached you might as well go livein on a farm at the tip of France.Are you even qualified to workhere?