BRINGING OUT THE GIMP by Shed Simove A lot of people wonder how a product springs to life. The principle for bringing the gimp to life follows exactly the same basic pattern as launching any other idea, whether it’s a skyscraper, spaceship or symphony. All finished creations start as a mere thought in someone’s brain. And when you add action to thought, and throw in a sprinkling of talented experts for good measure, then anything is possible… The idea for the gimp pen holder started in my deviant head. I find gimps funny. I especially find it amusing that that …

“With pens like these, who needs enemas?” Hi, Shed here. When the first batch of ‘Pleasure & Pen’ Gimp Pen Holders arrived from China, I showed them to a couple of friends of mine to get their sage opinions. One of my friends liked the holder so much that he took one home to show his Dad, who has a similar sense of humour to my friend. Shortly afterwards, the Dad went to a check up with his Proctologist and took the gimp pen holder to show his physician. As soon as the Proctologist saw it, he ordered four on …

Do you know someone that is incredibly hard to buy a gift for? Of course you do, but if that particular person has a rather twisted sense of humour, then we may very well have the perfect gift idea for you. This is a unique item that’s not for the faint of heart, or for those who are a little prudish about things of a rather saucy nature. Let’s just say that the main component of this gift is a figurine who most certainly would not be described as uptight, or any other form of tight, for that matter. If …

BE DEVIANT ALL DAY WITH THE ‘PLEASURE & PEN’ GIMP PEN HOLDER We’ve all been there. You’re having a hard day at work, and you want to vent some of your stress before you get back to work. However, most S & M clubs only open after dark, and the boss didn’t take too kindly to the last time you brought your whip into the office. Luckily, an easy, convenient solution is at hand – the ‘Pleasure & Pen’ gimp pen holder. This beautifully crafted piece of contemporary stationery delivers all the excitement and depravity of a bondage club right …