spARTan ilLESStrator

I am a freelance illustrator/artist from the SF Bay Area. Ducks and fish are my favorite animals to look at, draw, and eat. When not illustrating or painting, I can usually be found illustrating or painting.

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who we are

We write for busboys, poets, social workers, students, artists, musicians, magicians, mathematicians, maniacs, yodelers and everyone else out there who wants to enjoy life not as a rich person, but as a real person. Namely, we write for you.