Michael Fabricant has enough hair to be PM

Thursday 12 September 2013 14:04 BST

Michael Fabricant MP

Bouffant-haired Tory vice-chairman Michael Fabricant MP popped into Trafalgar Studios last night to see The Confessions of Gordon Brown, which observes that you can’t be PM if you’re a baldie. “Brilliant,” Fabricant tweeted after the play.

“A comedy. A tragedy. Gordon Brrrooon as you always imagined. Ian Grieve deserves an Oscar!” And later: “So true about the hair — and the height — if you want to be PM ...”