"Nuanced" or Nitwitted?

We knew Al Gore's and George Bush's grades and SAT scores more than a year before the election last time around. Why is the media embargoing John Kerry's academic indicators?

I have my suspicions. If John Kerry were an A student, or if he'd scored 1500 on the SAT's, I think we'd have heard about it by now. I think we'd be hearing not just about John Kerry's amazing four Cong-killin' months in Vietnam, but about his heroic three hours taking a standardized admissions test.

And Soxblog points out that it was relatively easy, in pre-meritocracy days, for well-connected, well-bred young men to get into Harvard. George Bush got into Harvard's Business School, for example. But Genius John, who is just as blue-blooded as any Bush and in fact went to the same superelite prep school, had to settle for respected-but-not-elite BC Law.

Why?

Where are Kerry's grades and scores? Why is no one apparently even attempting to dig these records up?