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4.11.2010

Screamed on Hubby!!! Need Your Insight!!!

HOLY SHIT!!! Poor hubby had no idea what hit him!! Here's what happened...

I joined forces with this website to get some yummy products and will be reviewing for you all shortly. Anyway, I got my first delivery in the mail yesterday. I was running around all day and my mother was coming over to watch the kids, so I asked him to please put the box in our room. Whenever I order toys I use a funny name so hubby knows not to touch the box, right? We've had several jokes about it, this way he knew right away what "kind" of package was inside. Anyway, I go about my business for the day, and when I bring mom home I notice the box is open by the trash can, and I silently freak out. FUCK!!!! Hubby is asleep and I have to leave for a birthday party so my rant has to wait several hours.

When I'm finally on my way home at 1am, I call him at work breaking, "Why did you open MY box?!?!" He's all, "Isn't that what you wanted me to do?" NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I reminded him of our conversation and then screamed, "I NEVER OPEN YOUR BOXES....EVER!!!!" I asked how did he know it wasn't a surprise inside or something? And I couldn't stop yelling how I never open his packages no matter what they are: car parts, work out equipment, sneakers, toys, etc. Then he starts yelling back that next time I ask him to move something he'll "just fucking leave it sitting there for mom or kids or whoever to find it and open it". I yelled, "Unlike you, my mother wouldn't fucking open MY MAIL!!!!" Oh, poor thing couldn't understand for the life of him why I got so bent out of shape after wanting him to be more involved sexually.

I felt almost violated. That he had robbed me of that joy of first opening a present and seeing what's inside. Not to mention, I didn't know what was going to be on the packing slip, and I had reason for concern since they wrote "review for black.pearl36d" on it!!! FUCK!!!!!!! Not to mention that he wanted to know if I used one of my coupons in "our" drawer and I said no, because this was from a new website, to which he replied, "oh, that explains why I didn't recognize anything on the receipt!!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!??! I tried doing a google search on myself and thankfully only bras came up. Hopefully, he won't do any real searching to see the what and where of my purchases.

All of this box confusion prompts the huge question: What if he finds out? Lordy lord lord!!

Did I overreact? How would you guys feel in the same situation? Thoughts...PLEASE!!

@Phallatio - He's neither which is why I was surprised by him opening it. No way I told him to open it specifically because it's connected to this site. Hoping that if the day ever came that he found the site, he would just think of it as a reallllllllllly public diary! LMAO

Be careful with your tones and of course pick and choose your battles. There is a way of dealing with the situation and being confrontational always sends strange vibes especially since this is not his norm. Possibly, attempt to fix it and make it be about the day and that it was moreso about him or a surprise - so that he doesnt begin to be suspicious. There must be some sort of element of respect.

I agree with what the others have said here. He suspects something or he has questions, otherwise people don't just do this kind of thing. Or if they do it, they know it's going to cause a fight. However, and this is a a big maybe, maybe he had a brain fart and just opened it. Sometimes we men can do things with absolutely no thought involved. haha. Hopefully we see that less and less thought. :) hope it's been worked out by now.

Maybe it's time you "come clean" so to speak. You are who you are. You have nothing to be ashamed of or afraid of. What do you think his reaction would be if he knew about this blog? He would find out how much you love him. Is there anything here he would really be surprised to find out about you?

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