Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Rank 8: Computer Industry Acronyms

(The freaking thing is : ALL of those are soo darnnnn trueee!!! )

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in MonthsPCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN: It Still Does NothingSCSI: System Can't See It MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor SpeedDOS: Defunct Operating SystemWINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole SystemOS/2: Obsolete Soon, TooPnP: Plug and PrayAPPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity IBM: I Blame MicrosoftMICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools TeenagersCOBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented LanguageLISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid ParenthesesMACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You're Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.