Vanessa Vs. The World: How Does The Former Mrs. Bryant Stack Up Against His Alleged Mistresses

Since Kobe’s been with Vanessa he’s been linked with a couple of extramarital home wreckers. While dirty dogging is bad, dirty dogging without improving the tail is a cardinal sin. So let’s see if Kobe’s alleged side pieces are comparable to his real, former thing.

Katelyn Faber – She’s the first one we’d heard about. Not much is known about her and we don’t have many pics, but from all accounts baby girl was mega busted. What were you thinking, Kobe?!

Carla DiBello – Here’s Kimmy K’s best friend that has been allegedly attached to Bean for the last few months. She’s a looker with education and ambition. She’s definitely a go-getter who produces for the Karashian reality show and everything. So she’s got that going for her. But looks? You be the judge. More pics coming and there’s still another mistress to go!

This is a revealing pic from her Twitter profile.

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And here’s her twitpic. Now, there’s still one more mistress to go!

Jessica Burciaga – Here’s the tricky one. Burciaga is the February 2011 Playmate and someone that’s allegedly been with Kobe for a while. But she may be denying even knowing Kobe. So who knows, but if it’s true, you can still compare!

But here’s the problem: she looks kind of like Vanessa! Why ruin your family and money on some woman that looks so much like your wife? Weird. Anyway, more pics!

Whoo, she’s definitely got cakes. But how does she stack up with the original?

Vanessa Bryant – And here’s V herself. She was always fine as hell and someone Kobe dirty dogged for a long time. Let’s see how she stacks up with the previous pics.