Fate/Apocrypha’s ever enticing trap Astolfo has been steadily increasing his popularity, now managing to secure his own perverted onahole parody, though trap lovers may be disappointed by the toy’s lack of male genitalia…

You can’t get a toy pregnant and there’s no risk of STDs if you don’t share the toy. The toy won’t get mad at you over something stupid. The toy won’t complain, ask you to listen about their day, demand to go out with you, or most importantly try to change who you are. The toy only costs a bit of money to buy it and then the low cost of keeping enough lube. The toy doesn’t come with children from another man, no crazy exes. The toy won’t doesn’t care if you decide to replace it.

If you’re self-sufficient and can get your needs for companionship without a need for a sexual relationship, why bother?