...But then while Learner is sitting in his house drinking beer, he hears a knock on the door, and a man in a tie hands him an envelope and says "*Learner's Real Name*, consider yourself served' and he opens the envelope to find a surpena because Skippy is sueing him for back child support payments, then UGN Security finds out that Learner and Skippy were once married and have twelve half-African/half-Hatian kids, but then unreal gets a knock and on his door and...

Skippy decides that learner is not the father, and would never sleep with him. They actually got married while Skippy was drunk in a Las Vegas chapel. *Learner wishes that he could have a girl like her....Then, Skippy puts all the little kiddies to work on a farm and makes more than enough money to cover the measly money that learner wouldn't have made anyhow.(

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"I have been driven to my knees many times, because there was no place else to go."