So while
your baby turns into a crying demon, try to think about all of the things that
are more annoying than your screaming child:

1. Old ladies at the market who pay with
a check.

It’s 2014 and there are still
people paying by check! These people are
creatures of habit. They grocery shop on
the same day each week and buy the exact same items. GET CASH…your total is ALWAYS $78.56!

2. Drivers with a soft goose-neck.

You
know the ones I'm talking about. They are texting or scrolling through
Instagram, but they hold it below the dashboard so they won't get caught. Their neck goes limp while they are head-down engrossed in their Facebook
status update.

3. Smokers

Now that I have a baby, it
seems like everywhere I go people are smoking. I can hold my breath and
avoid your death cloud, but my baby cannot.

4. Lazy dog owners

If your dog poops on my lawn, it is not considered fertilizer.

Dogs poop. It's not a secret. This is information you should know prior to getting a
dog. If your dog poops on my lawn, it is not considered fertilizer. Please pick it up and put it in any of the 37 trash cans that you will be
passing on your walk.

5. Personal space invaders

I think two to three feet of space is a respectable distance. It allows me to talk with my
hands without hitting people. If I can see that you no longer have your
wisdom teeth, you are too close and need to back up.

So there you
have it. While it may be unpleasant to have your child crying on an
airplane, there are adults doing far more annoying things on a daily
basis. I hope this helps keep things in perspective for you while you
travel with your baby demon this holiday season.