Lionsgate’s Conan the Barbarian reboot opens August 19th, and all signs point to it putting the “lame” in “lamentations of their women.” Directed by Friday the 13th remake director Marcus Nispel, it stars giant Hawaiian Jason Momoa, known up until now mostly for Baywatch Hawaii and more recently for playing Hatef-ck McEyeliner on HBO’s Game of Thrones. The trailer has pretty much everything you’d expect — growling, UFC intro music, men in skirts, sand monsters — it looks pretty bad for a movie, but really good for a Syfy original.

sidenote: when the fuck is the UFC going to update the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA theme to TUF and the same gladiator GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA intro to every PPV? Been the same now for at least 6 years you’re legitimate sport now, no need to pander to fight fans and geek girls Dana.