President Bush Adds Canada to the Axis of Evil

President Bush has added a new member to his Axis of Evil list - none other than the US's neighbor to the North, Canada. The President became aware that recent winter weather problems in the US were caused by masses of cold air coming in from, where else, but that nation.

President Bush angrily addressed the American public, "We will not be held hostile by this type of terrorist infartation," he said shaking his fist. I tried to reason with Prime Minister Martin, but he refused to accept responsibility or stop this terrorism. Therefore, I was forced to destroy his weapons of mass destruction."

In actuality, Air Force bombers have detonated massive amounts of ordinances in bombing sorties over Canada's pristine glacier wilderness areas. "Just following orders," as one pilot put it.

The President ended his speech, "I guess we've seen the last of this cold air stuff. That'll teach ‘em to mess with Texas," he smirked.

The newly elected Prime Minister of Canada only remarked, "what a dumbass."

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