Yet to be released. Signed copies of the forthcoming "My Mom is a FOB: Earnest Advice in Broken English from Your Asian-American Mom," released in January 2011, based on the popular mymomisafob.com website.

Avoid the Thanksgiving crowds. We now have a five-star view of the Macy's Day Thanksgiving parade from a ninth-floor wrap around balcony view of 6th avenue near Bryant Park, plus New York-style lox and bagels.

New! A custom-written Secret Origin superhero story and original hand-rendered sketch of the superhero of your imagination (or that of your child or favorite childlike adult), based on your description and guidance. Offered by the team behind SECRET IDENTITIES:THE ASIAN AMERICAN SUPERHERO ANTHOLOGY (www.secretidentities.org)