List of party ranks please?

There are several major milestones in between captain and pirate overlord, such as dread pirate. We already have an epic pirate overlord (who sent me amazing pics of me house,so thx btw :D), but the rest of us are at captain or below. I really would like to know what the valentines, Christmas or any other celebrations alternate ranks are for ranks between captain and pirate overlord. Of course the surprise of anything past the rank of ya leader, whom we all do, should wait...

Yes Jack, Please, I would love to have a record, all in one place of all your creative ranks you have come up with for us. They are so clever and hysterical. Would you be so kind as to refresh our memories?