Waste of money

Waste of money

Re: "Study: Even apes have midlife crisis" (C-P, Nov. 20).

At first I thought this professor was just "monkeying around" with his study that chimpanzees go through midlife crises. Hopefully, we American taxpayers had nothing to do with this study done in England.

This is what happens when you deny creation and opt for evolution; with Professor Andrew Oswald hinting that human tendency toward midlife discontent came from apes.

The ape world is obviously depressed since they're all most likely in the same unemployment line as their human counterparts. No more top billing as a giant ape, no more chimpanzee palling around with Tarzan, no more orangutan co-starring with Clint Eastwood, no more of those trendy Verizon TV commercials where a chimp walks around with a banana asking, "Can you hear me now?"

Who knew that the TV show, where chimps dress up and speak English (Lance Link) was prophetic? Who knew that the phrase, "monkey's uncle" was actually true? Is there nothing better to research? How about a cure for cancer or the common cold, or something really important, like why the Eagles can't seem to win a championship.

I've got a sudden urge for a banana split, so I'll just swing on down to Dairy Queen. If I see you there, I'll chalk it up to "monkey see, monkey do."

FRANK MALLOY

Bellmawr

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Waste of money

Waste of moneyRe: 'Study: Even apes have midlife crisis' (C-P, Nov. 20).At first I thought this professor was just 'monkeying around' with his study that chimpanzees go through midlife crises.