Katherine M. Casarez apparently has some sort of "issue" with her former lovahhh. When the ex called her up early Friday morning in search of some of her special sexual stylings, she allegedly dressed up in her ninja suit and went over to his place—but not alone (dun dun dun).

Casarez, 29, of Joliet, Illinois, brought along another man—who also dressed up as a ninja. When they arrived at the ex's place, Casarez texted that guy and told him to come meet her in the alley. We would have been very suspicious of this request! But the ex was not, and complied. Then things got exciting:

As the man walked to Casarez's car, a masked man jumped out and hit him in the head with nunchuks, police said. Casarez then grabbed nunchuks of her own and hit the man on the head with them as well.

While investigating the crime scene, police found two throwing stars, including one stuck into a telephone poll [sic].

Because the ex was sexting with and expecting Casarez at the time of the ninja attack, it was very easy for him and police to identify her as the most likely suspect. She now faces aggravated domestic battery, aggravated battery, unlawful use of a weapon and armed violence charges. Her accomplice, however, remains on the loose. Perhaps he will try to attack one of his own ex-lovahhs, using this success-guaranteed scheme—or run off to Pittsburgh and seek anonymity in the Steel City's ninja-infested streets.