Adidas F50 Crazylight 99 – 99 problems but the weight ain’t one

99 grams. That’s how much the new adidas F50 Crazylight 99 weighs. For my fellow Americans, that’s 3.48 ounces. To quantify it even further, that’s less than the new Apple Watch. Less than a Samsung Galaxy Edge. Less than the dump you took this morning (good job keeping up with that fiber intake bro, your insides will thank you).

Is this boot going to make you faster? No. Will it make you strike the ball better? Probably not. But will it feel like Cinderella’s lost slipper, make you the belle of the ball, and the target of opposition defenders’ jealous glances? Most likely. Just don’t get stepped on. I don’t think it will end up well for you.

The adidas F50 Crazylight 99 was released in limited quantities on April 13th. Were you able to get a pair? How do you like them? Let us know in the comments!

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