Bremerton Magic

If you’re one of those
people who believe there are no accidents in life, then you have to
wonder, like I have, what message I was sent on tax day.

That was the day there was a tea party in Olympia I didn’t
attend, favoring instead a chance to stay in town and get liquored
up, and by that I mean to write about the privatization of liquor
sales in this state.

Good fortune smiled on me for making that decision, because
Taco Del Mar was offering a free taco
just for showing up with a coupon Jim Campbell printed out and
handed to me. Had it not been Campbell I might have sensed
treachery. But that guy is solid. I’ve also been well trained by my
beloved to stop feeling guilty about freebies.

So on to Taco Del Mar I went, wondering if a free fish taco
would be as good as one I’d pay for. It was a sunny day, so I
decided to take my food to the Harborside Fountain Park on a quest for profanity.

Out of the taco fell what you see pictured here.

This has to mean something.

According to Wikipedia, the source for all
truth, unicorns are pretty awesome. Conservapedia says the unicorn might
actually be a rhinoceros. There once was a British band called
Unicorn. Who can forget them? (Raises
hand.)

As many cheese sandwiches as I’ve grilled over the years, you’d
think I would have had a holy visit before now.

But this was a first. I carefully placed the cabbage back in a
bag, then decided to take it out again to make sure to get a
picture in case it was fragile. It was.

The picture you see here is a re-creation. I found the horse and
the horn, but they were no longer attached. This is pretty much
what it looked like.

I was cursed for not taking full advantage of my good fortune.
On the way back I was forced to take a longer way home because of
construction. When I got back to the office I carefully sealed the
unicorn in the best sealant I could find (the tape in my desk) and
put the apparition on the wall in case anyone wanted to come see it
for inspiration or favors.

After a couple of days it started turning black, though, so I
decided to dump it in the trash.

Still I feel so rewarded for my faith in free-dom that I was so
honored by a visit from something so powerful as a unicorn. That
never would have happened if I had lunched in Port Orchard. Over
there the best you can hope for is a narwhal.