The title of R. Kelly’s memoir was recently revealed, and, like most things the singer does, it’s ridiculous in the best way. We judge that and 9 other celebrity books by their covers — or at least their titles.

Do you want to know more about the WikiLeaks dump, but don’t want to sift through long reports with large words? Are song and dance numbers really more your thing? Then McSweeney’s has got just the solution for you!