- I need a favor.
- Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty f#@king slim
-Ronna and Todd

11233

Zack:

Let's think about this logically. She's either alive, or she's dead.

-Zack

11232

Mannie:

So... what are we doing for New Years?

-Mannie

11231

Claire & Todd:

- No.
- No, you don't wanna get laid, or no, you do, but you don't wanna get laid - with me?

- Ronna, I just gave you a favor.
- And here I thought you just gave me head.

-Todd & Ronna

11221

Singh:

Just so we're clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?
-Singh

11220

Simon Baines:

They can't evict you on Christmas! Then you'd be ho-ho-homeless!

-Simon Baines

11219

Simon & Marcus:

- He's a good guy.
- Oh, he's the good drug dealer.
-Simon & Marcus

11218

Burke & Ronna:

- I just want to make a deal. Can we make a deal?
- Who the hell are you? Monty Hall?
-Burke & Ronna

11217

Tiny & Marcus:

- Yo, I told you, my mother's mother's mother was black!
- Your mother's mother's mother, fuck ... this ain't "Roots", mutha... Man, I wanna see a picture of this Nubian princess. If you were any less black, you would be clear.
-Tiny & Marcus