If I could suck my own dick, I would suck it daily but I would now swallow. :-)

You would NOW swallow? So in the past you wouldn't have?

I don't think it would be any different from any other sort of masturbation, surely?

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Ah, the old roll-back stretch (which used to be a common stretch for your lower back/hamstrings). Back in my running days, there was a guy that trained with us that said he could do it. Based on his stretching/flexibility, it wasn't hard to believe. Now, most of us thought he was full of shit in general, but on this specific thing there was some doubt. He said he didn't do it much because doing to yourself didn't feel like a "real" blowjob.

He never mentioned if he swallowed or not. I can't believe we never asked him, in retrospect.

I'm just not flexible enough to even try. If I could, I'm sure that it would happen sooner or later, but I doubt it would be an every day thing. Too much of a production and impossible to watch/read something while you're doing it.

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I don't know, I guess I'd try it if the mood hit me right but it doesn't seem like it would be anywhere near the same as getting head from girl, just like masturbation is on a completely different level from getting a hand job....it would be uncomfortable, like Jazz wrote you can't watch/read anything and I'm not sure I'd really get off on having a cock (even if it was my own) in my mouth, it might just be too weird.

It just seems like its way to much trouble to bother with on a regular basis when I can just kick back on the sofa and rub one out in style and comfort.

if you would suck your own dick, does that make you gay? straight? in the middle? or is having your own cock in your mouth deemed acceptable hetro thing to do?

You know what? If you can comfortably blow yourself, that just invalidates all arguments. Gay, straight, bi...if you can schlurp your own wang without cracking a vertebra, all the categories are just dust in the wind....

I did this a couple of times around the age of 12 or 13. It wasn't "sexual" at the time, it was more a feat of conquering physiology. Frankly, it was too uncomfortable to get any sort of pleasure, which is why it was only two or three times. If I recall, it was like an inch deep or so.

I don't know that it would be worth the trouble. The only way to make it really good would be to get really good at sucking dick, and there's at least a couple dozen other things I'd rather practice...

Well, I'd have to try it. I'm as straight as can be, but I'd have to try it on the principle of "I'll try just about anything once." I doubt it would replace any part of my sex life; I'm completely fulfilled with my wife. But I'd have to know what it was like.

To get off. And by doing so, does that mean you like to feel a cock in your hand and you want to jerk another guy off? Maybe, but probably not.

If a guy could suck his own dick. Why would he?

To get off. You would do it because you can and you know what feels good.

I saw this once in a porno. I have to say....it was extremely hot.

What I wanna know is if you guys could do that, how on earth would you boys hold down a job, go to school, buy food, eat food, men would starve to death (cept for the high protien content you would be consuming) Then again, that would only be true for the guys who swallow...SEE? OMG....who would want to leave the house? Us girls would miss you all SOOO much !!

You know what? If you can comfortably blow yourself, that just invalidates all arguments. Gay, straight, bi...if you can schlurp your own wang without cracking a vertebra, all the categories are just dust in the wind....

This really could call into question John Donne's idea that "No man is an island..." You could be the perfect closed system.

If my penis was like, on my wrist, then yes. Otherwise, meh, too much trouble to go to just for sexual pleasure. So no. And for those that said that they would, how about 69-ing with other men? Mutual if you ask me.

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No, because I'd worry about breaking my neck in the process. I don't need my family coming over because they haven't heard from me in a while and encountering my autofellating corpse.

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I don't believe any man who says they wouldn't. Of course they would if they could. Every now and then I have a dream where I can do this. And in the dream I'm always wondering why I haven't done this before. Sadly I awake to cold reality...

I don't believe any man who says they wouldn't. Of course they would if they could. Every now and then I have a dream where I can do this. And in the dream I'm always wondering why I haven't done this before. Sadly I awake to cold reality...

Honest

Im thinking of the "Millenium Snake" You know, the serpent, in a circle, eating his own tail. The symbol of Infinity orrrrrrrrr The End of Time....mmuuaaa haaa haaaaa I would bow down in delight to see that.

I would do both. I mean what's the difference, most of us have kissed a woman who has just swallowed for us and kissed her. The more adventurous of us have even licked our own cum off her body.

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Yes I used to be able to for years when I was younger. I was circus level flexible. It's nowhere near the same as getting a BJ from a nice girl though, trust me. In fact, its more boring than using your hand.