Millie, Chili, Clicker & Mr. Hanover are in a plane that goes down in "commie territory" and encounter comrades in the red army ("Greetings, capitalist swine!)." Hijinks ensue as the commies insist on defecting to America, not because they want to live in a democracy as Millie thinks, but because they realize that the American women are much hotter than their woman (who all look vaguely like Snuffy Smith's wife).