Unless your attitude toward having a boyfriend is, "I don't care where he gets his appetite, as long as he eats at home," you might want to wait a couple months before getting into a serious relationship with Jamoke Hill.

For now, you can bide your time by crooning along with his brave farewell ballad; one that reminds us that heartache can inspire us to new creative heights--even if it's the kind of heartache that clogs your arteries and lands you in Overeaters Anonymous.