Decisions

May 1, 2003 |

Mr. Keillor,
This past Saturday evening I had to miss your show because an attractive young lady invited me out to dinner. I was able to catch the re-broadcast Sunday afternoon, but while listening I missed Kevin Milwood pitching a no-hitter for the Philadelphia Phillies. This leads me to my question. Is there a way a man can fully enjoy the pleasures of sex, good entertainment, and baseball? It always seems as though I have to pick and choose.

Ed Philadelphia,
PA

Ed, don’t feel bad about missing the show. Most of our listeners don’t listen to the show anymore because they’re happily occupied elsewhere, sex or baseball or raising kids or running around. I don’t feel bad about them missing it: I don’t get to hear the show because I’m working at the time. But God hears it and that should be good enough for anybody, and I wish you well on your choices.