Narration: If I say to do something, there's a damn good reason for it!

Hank: Shut up. Shut up Jeff! I spat on my computer!

Narration: Eager to get back to business.

(unknown voice starts playing over the game narration)

Narration: Stanley took the first open door on his left....

Hank: There's an advertisement playing on my stupid computer. Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Unacceptable advertisement playing for Febreze during my Stanley Parable video! UNACCEPTABLE! That's the most angry I have ever been playing a video game.

Narration: It didn't cause you excruciating pain.

Hank: True.

With this hallway that isn't normal again! Again! Gheh! Gah Danggit!

Today's episode is brought to you by this little plastic thing that memory cards go inside of. If you wanted an extra plastic thing in your life buy a memory card!

UUUURRRRGGGGHHH! Uh, nope.

Okay. HRRRAAAAGGHHHHGRGRGR! Awh.

Maybe if I start from over here. Hyuh! Nope.

Okay. Parkour! Parkour! Parkour! Parkour!!!!!

I don't believe you I think you're gonna come back and say something to me because I don't trust you, Jeff!

It says username access. Turn off! You die. I don't want you to talk to, don't want you to talk to me! I'm Stanley! I don't want to talk to you. I guess I go back to my office.

Is the roof on fire? Is that why everyone left because the roof, the roof, the roof was on fire? And that's dangerous so they had to evacuate? This doesn't make any sense. This doesn't make any sense!

Was that it? That was the escape? I escaped? Through a hole in the nothing? That was it? I just kept walking? I thought there was going to be some kind of shuttle launch! I was excited about the shuttle launch.

I'm gonna get the baby. Ending. At least I hope I am. Click the button for four hours, something will happen. I'm doing it for you! If you appreciate it there's a like button specifically there for you to show that appreciation. Let's go punch a button!

Boodle it up! Boodle it. Boodle it on up.

Alright. Button! I only have to do what I just did like a thousand more times.

Narration: Okay, so clearly you're in for the long haul.

Hank: Yes sir!

Narration: It needs--

Hank: Oh my God, a thing changed!

Narration: --a puppy. That's right. This puppy is being lowered toward an aquarium filled with nothing but piranha.

Hank: Oh my God.

Narration: Now you have to click the second button to avert the puppy's death.

Hank: You're gonna make this harder?

Narration: Bonne chance mon ami!

Hank: Speak to me in French.

Narrator: That's what you've always wanted, right?

Hank: Oh God I missed the baby. I missed the ba..., oh God. That would've been bad. That would have been bad. Shut up Jeff.