CAP: So, I just saw a boootleg of the first teaser trailer for Iron Man 3.
TONY: Did you like it?
CAP: I guess. I mean, itīs pretty dark. Like you guys are trying to emulate Nolanīs Batman movies.
TONY: Okay, when one of your solo movies make over 600 mil worldwide, you get to comment on how derivative my franchise is.
CAP (sighs): Always about money with ya, isnīt it?

__________________AVVY BY KANE 52630

"Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan.

CAP: So, I just saw a boootleg of the first teaser trailer for Iron Man 3.
TONY: Did you like it?
CAP: I guess. I mean, itīs pretty dark. Like you guys are trying to emulate Nolanīs Batman movies.
TONY: Okay, when one of your solo movies make over 600 mil worldwide, you get to comment on how derivative my franchise is.
CAP (sighs): Always about money with ya, isnīt it?

CAP: Tony, you can have any woman in the world. Why Mrs. Potts?
TONY: Iīll tell you, her nickname "Pepper" doesnīt come from freckles, or temper.
CAP: You mean...
TONY: I tell you man, I could cook taco crust in it.
CAP: Okay, okay, the mental image wasnīt necessary, really...

__________________AVVY BY KANE 52630

"Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan.

CAP: Tony, you can have any woman in the world. Why Mrs. Potts?
TONY: Iīll tell you, her nickname "Pepper" doesnīt come from freckles, or temper.
CAP: You mean...
TONY: I tell you man, I could cook taco crust in it.
CAP: Okay, okay, the mental image wasnīt necessary, really...

CAP: So, I heard shooting was delayed cuz you had an ankle injury. Thatīs unfortunate.
TONY: Yes it is. but it wasnīt an ankle injury. Thatīs the PR, PG-13 version of it. the reality was a lot more NC-17.
CAP: I would ask you what it was, but my WWII memories already give me plenty of nightmares and PTSD episodes.

__________________AVVY BY KANE 52630

"Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan.

CAP: So, I heard shooting was delayed cuz you had an ankle injury. Thatīs unfortunate.
TONY: Yes it is. but it wasnīt an ankle injury. Thatīs the PR, PG-13 version of it. the reality was a lot more NC-17.
CAP: I would ask you what it was, but my WWII memories already give me plenty of nightmares and PTSD episodes.

CAP: "Really? Joe Quesada thinks no acterss in Hollywood can properly play Ms. Marvel?"
TONY: "Pfft, what do you expect from the guy who okayed Carlie Cooper, the character named after his daughter, as Spider-Man's temporary new love interest?"

CAP: Is that Spider-Man trying to break into the set?
TONY: Yes. He realized way too late it was a stupid idea not to appear in Avengers and now is trying to push for a cameo in all the upcoming Marvel movies.
CAP: Wow, did that guard really need to tase him so much?
TONY: Yes, he did.

__________________AVVY BY KANE 52630

"Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan.

CAP: Is that Spider-Man trying to break into the set?
TONY: Yes. He realized way too late it was a stupid idea not to appear in Avengers and now is trying to push for a cameo in all the upcoming Marvel movies.
CAP: Wow, did that guard really need to tase him so much?
TONY: Yes, he did.

CAP: Tony, you can have any woman in the world. Why Mrs. Potts?
TONY: Iīll tell you, her nickname "Pepper" doesnīt come from freckles, or temper.
CAP: You mean...
TONY: I tell you man, I could cook taco crust in it.
CAP: Okay, okay, the mental image wasnīt necessary, really...

CAP: Tony, are you trying to replace me?
TONY: What? Donīt be silly! Letīs just say that, uh, heīs an MP3 and youīre a CD.
CAP: Oh, and people still use CDs?
TONY: Of course they do! They also use VHS, cassette tapes, Betamax...

__________________AVVY BY KANE 52630

"Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan.