‘Your Letters’ Microfiche

Dear Sir, I recently read your fine article about the late proliferation of equine sustenance available from that fine small business T.E.S. Cohen, plc, as well as a store named after a country, and several foreign ones with all the vowels in the wrong place. I could not [Read More]

Dear sir, I am writing regarding recent Slazangé sponsor, Dr Tim Crevensman, your news paper is a relevent part of the national league of snoutmanry. As you are well aware (the Citizen covered it) Dr. C became the No.1 champion of the June 2011 Grantchester [Read More]

Dear Sir, I feel there is a rather obvious culprit for the appalling weather we’re currently experiencing. Some idiot decided to put on an outdoor event called SunFest. I ask you. If ever there was an example of tempting fate, this is it. Those responsible should be [Read More]

Dear sir, I don’t know why Jean Tate is worried about this leylandii hedge. She lives, after all, in Eynesbury, so it’ll probably be stolen in the next three weeks anyway. Dave Sercko, Crosshall Road [Read More]

Dear sir, I feel the media has overlooked the fine service the new arcade in South Street is providing for the town’s narcotics-lovers. A vigorous game of air hockey soon turns into seven or eight rounds, by which time most of the ten quid I had nicked for a bag of [Read More]

Dear Sir, In response to REO Slowaggon, The end of the ASBO is nigh, so no chav wants to be stuck with last years medal. Also, all the councillors are having an election lie in. No “Your Letter” Squabbles in the local rags and no wrongly printed [Read More]

Dear sir, I’ve noticed a complete lack of news the last two weeks. What’s going on? Are we sliding back into the News Recession of 2010 as reported in your fine publication? I do hope not. ‘They’ need to do something about this and fast! REO [Read More]

Dear sir, I’m reasonably sure Colonel Gadaffi is hiding out in Little Paxton. That news report where he said he wouldn’t leave Libya alive was a bit to sharp in terms of picture quality – it must be more local! After reports of fallen Egyptian dictator [Read More]