What are you waiting for? The MI6 recruitment ad. Click for full image

It is a far cry from the usual James Bond scenes of car chases and beautiful women. But MI6, has taken out a series of low-key newspaper ads designed to filter out wannabe Bonds with a low attention span. "Waiting is passive. Boring. A waste of time. But wait. Is that always the case?" asked yesterday's ad in the Evening Standard, which featured heavy paragraphs of text and a shadowy man sat in a hotel bedroom. "By reading between the lines, you've probably guessed what we're after." Oooh! Where can we sign up?!