Megan Fox Has Questionably Poor Taste in Restaurants

Last night Megan Fox visited The Tonight Show and told Conan O'Brien about her favorite dining spots which included basically every chain restaurant out there: Olive Garden, Outback Steakhouse, Krispy Kreme, and Red Lobster. Either this is extremely well-placed contextual advertising, or Megan Fox has exceptionally poor taste in restaurants. A transcript:

Conan O'Brien: One of things I've heard about you... You're a big star, but you don't go to scene-y kinds of places. You don't go to all the hotspots do you?

Megan Fox: ...The places I like to hang out, there's this particular area in Burbank where I can act out like my entire fantasy life. There's an Olive Garden, an Outback Steakhouse, and a Krispy Kreme Donuts. All within like a one block radius, in one shopping center.

CO: You like those kinds of places?

MF: Yeah. Oh, and I love Red Lobster. That's my favorite.

CO: What's your favorite thing about Red Lobster?

MF: The cheese biscuits at Red Lobster. Yes! They deserve applause.

CO: I think you're going to be hearing from the Red Lobster people.

MF: I hope so. They used to have something called the Captain's Feast. You get like 20 different kinds of shrimp and your own basket of biscuits and a salad for like ten dollars. It's amazing.

CO: You're the perfect woman. That's so great. I love the Sizzler because you get a tray.

MF: Yeah, and you can go back for seconds or thirds.

CO: I like a tray. I feel like I'm at a really good hospital cafeteria.

According to one of those Imitate Restaurant Foods At Home! cookbooks that I happen to own, here is how to make Cheddar Bay Biscuits: basic bisquick biscuit recipe, plus 1 c grated cheddar. Top the biscuits with a slurry of garlic powder (lots) and butter. I might or might not make these really really frequently.

...just like all female actors love to eat tacos and burgers and shit they don't really eat.... And they also like "guys who are funny and have a down-to-earth sense of humor" more than guys who are good looking....

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