Adonis - g-spot and clitoral stimulator sex toy review

I put Adonis aside for a few weeks, hoping that we could meet again and begin our relationship anew after our disappointing first date. This time I decided to try him all by myself, without the pressure of a waiting partner who wanted to see results.

Truth be told, I got turned on the minute I opened my delivery box and saw the Adonis inside. Based on the elaborate packaging and Dr. Laura Berman seal-of-approval, I knew this sex toy was going to be something special. The Adonis is billed as a g-spot and clitoral stimulator, featuring "10 levels of vibration, pulsation, and escalation." It comes with a durable lavender carrying pouch and requires 4 AA batteries. The sex toy comes in two parts; the toy itself is a curved 7" long silicone vibrator with an internal mechanism that is powered by a separate remote. You can plug and unplug the two cables than run from the vibrator into the remote when you are ready to use. The remote has two on/off buttons with varying sets of speeds. One button controls the shaft or "g-spot stimulator," and the other controls the base or "clitoral stimulator" of the sex toy.

Right off the bat, I wanted to try this one out. I slipped the Adonis into its carrying case and into my purse for a night out on the town with my partner. Unfortunately, I made the mistake of plugging the cables in to the remote beforehand and sometime while we were out at a bar, I heard a buzzing sound coming from my purse. How embarrassing! More embarrassing was the fact that I had to dig around my purse and press the on/off buttons several times until they went off. Lesson #1: Don't plug the cables in until you're ready to use the Adonis. The on/off switches get bumped very easily and are a bitch to turn off.

So later on, I finally got a chance to actually use the sex toy, and gave the remote to my boyfriend as I fussed with the vibrator trying to find a good placement with it. I immediately found the base of it to be too bulky and uncomfortable for insertion without lube and couldn't find a speed that gave me any kind of pleasure. After several irritating minutes of trying to achieve orgasm, we gave up.

I put Adonis aside for a few weeks, hoping that we could meet again and begin our relationship anew after our disappointing first date. This time I decided to try him all by myself, without the pressure of a waiting partner who wanted to see results. Once again, I found insertion to be almost impossible without lube and fiddled with the different speeds, including "rollercoaster," "stairstepper," and even "superspeed," but no results. Nobody's been able to find my g-spot yet and this toy surely wasn't going to be the one.

Sorry to say, I had high hopes for this one and it let me down. Adonis didn't get me to orgasm even once and I find it a little too cumbersome to be carrying around with me all the time. Possibly we will meet again sometime, but I'm not counting on it.

This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
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i've read other reviews on this and i feel better knowing i'm not the only one who had trouble! the arc is too steep and its too big around! i had problems with the material and thought i was just not producing enough lube myself- thought i was a freak. i'm new to the toy thing and i wanted to say thanks for your review

05/28/2008

ladiewithswagg1

05/09/2011

angel142stx

Thanks for the review

06/25/2011

anonymouse58

Thank you!

08/13/2011

K101

Wow! Nice review. I'm glad you gave some details about this. I had no idea this was so big! So glad you noted that for us. It looks really good, but once I seen it was cal exotics, I quickly changed my mind. I never have anything but horrible experiences with ALL their toys. I thought this would be decent at least though. Thanks for all the info. That was really nice to know before I went and gave another cal exotics p.O.S. another shot. With the price of this, I don't think it's worth the risk and speaking of the price... why in the name of Pete is this thing so ridiculously priced? Is there anything about it that's super special? It looks to me just like the other little vibrators out there that barely do a thing.