Alert! Alert! Here Are Beyonce's Two New Songs in Full

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Beyoncé managed to drop an entire album last year completely in secret and with no fanfare, but since even Bey can't always be flawless, her new music this year has now been leaked in advance of the official release date on November 24th.

First, we have "7/11," which features Bey rapping like a boss. You likely heard the 30-second snippet of the single when it made the rounds a few days ago, but it's got nothing on the full version, natch.

Next, head over to Spin to hear "Ring Off," which has sadly sparked more rumors of marriage troubles, since the title, you know, includes the words "Ring Off." (But um, remember when Beyoncé released "Single Ladies" after she was married?) In fact, "Ring Off" is a nod to her parents' divorce, not her own. Which, uh, it says quite clearly in the lyrics.

Anyway, hurray! TGIBD! (Thank god it's Beyoncé Day. Although, isn't every day Beyoncé Day?) Now we just need our Bey calendar and we'll be all set.

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