If you could put the universe into a tube, you'd end up with a very long tube probably extending uh ... twice the size of the universe because when you collapsed the universe it expands and it would uhh ... you wouldn't want to put it in a tube

lolwut?!?!?!?

Also, his reenactment of the big bang was lulzy. I'm not even gonna touch the "shining light, exploring his room, i'm doing this with your son every night"

A little background: On Monday, Ann Arbor had their downtown trick-or-treating for kids. The wife took my boys down there, and annarbor.com (formerly the Ann Arbor News) took pictures of any participants willing (my 4-year-old included).

Unfortunately, the camera angle and the color of one child's costume led to some hilarity:

A little background: On Monday, Ann Arbor had their downtown trick-or-treating for kids. The wife took my boys down there, and annarbor.com (formerly the Ann Arbor News) took pictures of any participants willing (my 4-year-old included).

Unfortunately, the camera angle and the color of one child's costume led to some hilarity: