I live in Texas and own more scarves than I actually get to wear in any given year. It's cold for like, 10 days here.

Hardly anyone in my real life knows I write fanfiction, and those who do know don't get it. The work on here I do just for me!

I'm writing a fantasy novel.

I get an inordinate amount of satisfaction when I finish folding laundry and there are no stray socks left over. Also, when I run out of shampoo and conditioner at the same time or when I think I'll have to get up for something and discover it's right next to me.

I don't prefer fictional stories to reality, as much as I love them. As I've grown, reality seems pretty darn beautiful in a flawed, unconventional way.

I thought Unicorns were real until I was 11! I asked my mom if we could go to a zoo that had them because they must be super endangered or hard to breed in captivity. Then she looked at me like I was a weirdo and told me they weren't real.

I love using Q-tips. Every time I see them my ears itch for a little cotton massage.

When I was a kid, I described things using the wrong senses; I would say a rose smelled pink or a wool sweater felt screechy. I like playing with words.

I have perfect vision.

I get really hyper when I play board games.

I like to narrate my actions when I cook and pretend I'm on food network.

I prefer skinny guys to muscled ones.

Yes, I say "y'all." A lot.

I hate handling money.

I was a pesco vegetarian for 8 years.

Every time I leave my house, I turn to my dog, look her in the eye, and say "Be a good bear." Sometimes I say it 2 or 3 times. I feel very unsettled if I don't get to do it.

I will not back into a parking spot and I will drive 20 minutes to avoid parallel parking.

I have been told I have great bedside manner and I don't get squeamish around blood or sickness.

When I'm especially stressed, I have a bad habit of over committing myself and then freaking out about the lack of free time.

I love the holidays and I'm very good with children.

I have a bachelor's degree in recreation therapy.

I LOVE backpacking and just travelling in general. My goal this year is to go on my first backpacking trip by myself, and to go to the hot air balloon festival in New Mexico. Luckily, I also love writing, and that's free.

I have polycystic ovarian syndrome.

When I was a toddler, I thought I was a dog. My mother had me tested.

I do not deny the existence of anything that has unconfirmed existence. This is a pretty fun view to hold, because it allows me to have that child-like glimmer of hope that things like fairies, dragons, and alternate worlds exist just barely hidden behind our fragile veil of reality.

I wrote this because ppl on tumblr were panicking over an AU prompt about "What if Sherlock's adventures with John were just imagined while he was in a coma after overdosing badly and John was just a kind doctor reading him detective novels all that time." Yes, well, that could be cute if Sher wakes up to a friendly face. :) Johnlock.

Joshua and Margaret found something unusual in the forests of Ooo, and brought it home. It was just supposed to be temporary, but little Finn became a permanent part of their lives. Chapter Thirteen: Jake the criminal.

Finn and company in a sprawling adventure spanning the face of Ooo. This will be a multi-chapter story that will update sporadically. Expect adventure, shipping, humor, and healthy amounts of butt-kicking.

A video of Sam shows up on the school's web page and the boy who posted it is using it to blackmail her. Carly's too distracted to notice but Freddie is determined to know what's going on that she isn't telling them. Seddie Story. Multi-chapter.

Their first kiss is accidental. Their second is experimental. Their third? Well, I'll let you figure that one out for yourself. Leonard moves back to NJ, and Penny copes with his absence by moving in with Sheldon. Oh, the humanity.

Marceline moves in with Finn and Jake. Stuff happens. CH.1: "What're you-" she questions, sleep still thick on her voice, her arm reaches up and grabs his hand. He tries to pull away, but she holds it there and repeats, "What are you doing Finn?"

Tamaki portrays romantic love like it's a grand play for his guests, but when love finally strikes him, he's not quite sure what to do. He tries to cope with his "secret" feelings, but Harui and the twins have a surprise up their sleeves as well. The Host Club will do whatever it takes to help family.

These are little glimpses into John and Sherlock's friendship based around the texts they send each other. They vary between being funny, sad, angry, long, short, and many say the most by what's left unsaid. It's not really romance, but not just friendship either; it's just whatever John and Sherlock are. (Rating just for safety- mild language and possible drug/violence references)

"What wonder human beings had for anything new, he marveled. He supposed that was one reason he hung around them. There were other reasons, but those he was more hesitant to think about." The Doctor watches Rose sleeps and thinks about many things.

Villains always get the short end of the stick, am I right? Well, in this story villains band together to talk about all those jerky good guys at a support group. Voldemort and the Lich have some bonding time.

The night after the Ice King comes to sing with Marceline, she decides there's something she should have done a long time ago. It turns out to be one of the longest nights in her 1000 years of existence.

How does King Fergus react to a special delivery to his castle? Father-daughter bonding time? Heck yes. A Texan author trying to weave Scottish colloquialism into the dialogue? Yes, there's some of that, too. Go ahead and have a read! note- I uploaded the wrong chapter at first, but now it's fixed!

When a storm causes a black out, five friends start a game of truth or dare to distract themselves from the "death of vintage video game night." What will be revealed about each other as the story unfolds?

Raj is dating an amazing woman, but he is so frustrated with himself for still not being able to talk to her! What shocking twist might finally unloose his tongue? Will it be too much for their relationship to stand? One shot.

Sequel to "Is He My Joke, My Knight, or My Brother?" It has been 2 years since PB has seen Finn, but when she does, she wonders if the he's the same Finn she once knew. Also, who is Marceline's new love interest? Note: Necronal has started a continuation of this story called "Knight Fall." Check it out if you want to see this story continue!

Lady and Jake Fluff. Finn is in Aaa adventuring with Fionna, but Jake has gone back to Ooo to ask Lady one very important question. He's usually so chill, but he gets pretty nervous. Oneshot- coincides with cannon for my other stories.