Bad Boys director Michael Bay had a Sin City meltdown today on stage after an embarrassing equipment malfunction!

He was supposed to be delivering a keynote address on behalf of Samsung, but when the teleprompter stopped working he got totally flummoxed and just stormed off stage! He srsly broke out of there quicker than Sean Connery escaping from The Rock!

Ch-ch-check out the outrageously unbelievable vid for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

While giving a promotional interview for the forthcoming 'roid rage action-dramedy Pain & Gain, famed director Michael Bay SHOCKED the dookie out of our kabookie by apologizing for making several one crappy movie!!

Today marks the 70th anniversary of the Pearl Harbor attack in 1941, and President Barack Obama has issued a statement in honor of all those who were lost on that day, as well as the veterans and survivors of the devastating attack:

Hopefully they can get moving on this quickly, so producers can get going on a Rambo musical next! LOLz!

After hearing that The Weinsteins are adapting basically every movie they ever made into Broadway plays, it sadly doesn't come as a major surprise to us that Sylvester Stallone has assembled a team to put together a musical adaptation of his 1976 Best Picture winner Rocky.

Looks like the Rocky team plans to launch the musical in Germany in fall 2012, and then they're hoping to bring it to Broadway by Spring 2013.

Here's what book writer Thomas Meehan had to say about the project:

"It’s been a long gestation period, but it’s come to be a work that we’re really proud of. There was some worry early on — could we really make a musical out of a boxing picture? Could you make Rocky sing and dance? But when we did the reading, people were very impressed, and we’re going forward."

"At first I thought, all the world needs is a Rocky musical. But then I looked at the film. I thought it had beautiful construction and such high emotion, and it was a natural musical: There is a David and Goliath story, a Cinderella story, a love story between two outcasts. It’s less about boxing than about finding self-respect and finding your soul mate."

Sorry Thomas, but we're skeptical about this one!

While we're completely stretching it with our movie-to-musical adaptations, maybe they should make a Broadway musical version of Pearl Harbor next! At least there's already a song about that movie in Team America. Ha!

The 1951 novel From Here to Eternity, by James Jones, is set to be re-issued digitally through eBook firm Open Road, and will reportedly feature two scenes featuring gay content that were previously censored from the original publication!

Holy shiz!

The novel, which focuses on US soldiers serving in Hawaii the months before Pearl Harbor, and was later adapted into a 1953 film starring Frank Sinatra, originally featured two scenes that didn't make the cut. One focused on Private Angelo Maggio revealing that he is paid to have oral sex with another man, and the other referred to a military investigation into possible homosexual activity! The novel's original profanity has also been included back into the digital re-release, set for May 10th.

Jones' daughter, Kaylie, explains:

"My father fought bitterly to hold on to every four-letter word in the manuscript. The publisher was concerned about getting through the censors."

So cool!

Although it's such a shame that this material was cut out for so long, we're thrilled to hear that Jones' full vision for the story will finally be realized in this release!

Hopefully, more novels that may have been foolishly censored in the past for whatever reason will have the same opportunity someday soon!

Shane Redway -- a Canadian rapper and close friend of Drake's -- was killed early Saturday morning in a car crash. He was just 26 years old.

Redway and two others were killed when their car lost control, struck a guardrail and burst into flames. The crash occurred around 4am outside Pearson International Airport in Toronto. It's unclear who was behind the wheel. Police are investigating the crash.

Drake took to Instagram to remember Redway, posting two different tributes.