Penis Thefts

My first reaction to the story was to dismiss it as a bunch of superstitious simpletons caught in a wave of mass hysteria. Then I realized I’ve worked with a few penis shrinking sorcerers myself. I don’t think they do it intentionally. But anyone who can turn a banana into an acorn in five seconds is obviously a witch.

I assume the victims in Congo don’t have access to the Internet. If they did, they’d get hundreds of offers a day for pills that can cure their problem so thoroughly that photographers would try to affix cameras to their heads. Maybe the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation can get those folks together.

This would be a bad time to be a Congo police officer. The first five or six times you have to evaluate the scene of the crime it might seem amusing. After that, you’re just gay. And not impressed.

And what the hell happens when the police dust for prints? The phrase the police inspectors must hear more than any other is “Never mind.”

Comments

Where on earth do you get the constant feed of nonstop non-sense you use as fodder for your thoughts ?
Phew I think I know :)
I read almost the same things that you read ... The only thing .. i dont blog it .. and I dont have a fan following ... Is that good or bad ?

Wow. This is the first I have heard about this. Do you know how many police officers/investigators that lose their job over this since they decide they don't want to touch another guy's penis? Just wondering..

Hmmm... I was actually in the Congo that week... pretty relieved to get out with my life and health intact, although at times it felt pretty touch & go. This thing about the penises is worrying... those mobs really don't behave rationally. Saw a 12-year-old kid get brutally savaged by the mob because they thought he'd stolen a handbag, but the real thief got away. Still, hate to be in a crowd when one of them points at you and screams, "He just stole my penis!" No way you're getting out of there alive.

What are you doing about these problems? Are you out there in any of those places making things better? I don't know. We really don't know anything about any of the other commentors except one thing: we all took a moment out of our day for entertainment and that includes you. If you came to this blog for anything else other than philosotainment, you're an idiot.

The post reminds me police jokes about visiting the place of occurrence in rape cases.
Btw, the syndrome is usually found in China and South-East Asia. There were newspaper accounts of about such syndrome being reported in tribal population in North-East India where witchcraft is practiced to cure the syndrome. A good business without any capital, he he. To add some more countries to your list please visit http://candiddiary.blogspot.com/2006/06/grs.html#links.

maybe it would be good to read the associated articles more thoroughly: "He was trying to raise funds to provide a rest stop for lorry drivers in Paranagua, a major port for agricultural products." Not the most noble goal i supposed but still charitable...

Guess what I heard about the Congo?..there is an all out genocide going on amid a desperate food crisis.

Remember Rwanda? Did no one wonder where the murderers went? They are in the Congo doing exactly what they did in Rwanda and does anyone care?
No.
It's much more amusing to write penis jokes.
Congo
Darfur
Chad
Sudan

Never forget my ass.
The holocaust is being repeated all over the world and still no one really cares do they?