For those without comedic tastes, the "questionable parody" of this website called Wikipedia have an article about Color Bars.

Color Bars is a popular long-running television series. It has been praised for its engaging storyline and multiracial cast. The story follows the misadventures of the protagonist (White) in his quest to find his place in the world while raising his 7 children with his wife, Green.

The series is often aired between the hours of 2 AM and 6 AM on most major networks.

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Often has disagreements with his cousin Yellow, whom he sees as not quite "white" enough. Despite their differences, White grows extremely close to the family, even turning down his mother (Cyan) when she offers to let him move back in with her again in Harlem.

The nigger of the show who just can't seem to catch a brake, he is constantly looking for a job( and getting it) but losses his jobs due to funny circumstances. The group never pays attention to him or is even aware of his existence due to them always walking on him even though he has saved the life of White at least twice in every episode.

Praised for its exceedingly realistic graphics and usage of the still images to portray complex issues on global interrelationships and quantum electrodynamics, this show has been watched by everyone. This show is so popular that it will interrupt any show on TV whenever a new episode comes out. Indeed, this show is so powerful that anyone who sat through watching just one episode will feel great amounts of pain and suffering to the ear, the eyes, and eventually the brain. You will have to be made of stone not to feel anything as you listen to the monotonic music and bright colours.
Some people claim that this is not a show, and instead will switch channels. However, these people are simply ignorant on daily issues threatening mankind, and are deemed "normal people".