Friday, March 28, 2008

IMPOTENT

When Laura Bush was on the potty,She got the urge to masturbate.But feeling this might be too naughty,She wiped her ass and hauled her freightTo see George in the Oval Office.And, catching him alone, said, “Boff us.It’s fine for you to play at warBut all you do at night is snore.Just once I’d like to feel your bonerShoved up my pussy or my ass.You used to drill for natural gas.”Distracted, George said, “Get a loaner.Or, better yet, try Cheney onAnd maybe he won’t do Iran.”