I googled "lamestream bleatia" on a whim and was inspired to make the following xkcd-ish ripoff thing. I'd've done it in an original style, but I have no artistic talent, so I was relegated to stick figures. Apologies for the lack of originality, but hopefully it'll at least make you smirk.

I have signitures disabled. If you do, too...you can't read this, so nevermind >_>