Sens, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 8 oz and have red hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Red hair and brown eyes? Not the best combo. Plus I want to pass on my perdy blue eyes why would they be brown.
Oh I know:Jesse Jackson

Wow, talk about "Family Values". As Jesse would say, "The implications of my impregnations has caused contemplation across the nation!"

The sig that I'm wearin? Awesomely made by Skaren! Also, I like annoying Americans by calling English football "real football" and American football "rugby".-Lost-Chances