This really sucks. With everything going on I haven't been able to check my team more than twice since the beginning of the season. I see that I'm basically in the basement with no hopes of recovery. Seriously, my Dutch coworker is in 2nd place!!!

I hate fantasy sports...

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We knew bringing the Dutchman in would be risky. But if its any consolation I'll be taking care of him soon.

And just when you thought Ben Sheets and Rich Harden were alone battling it out for the all time king of the strained vagina, Jurickson Profar comes along and will miss the remainder of the season after tweaking his shoulder while rolling over in bed.

Just realized our draft was on March 18 this year. Next year I'm expecting the birth of my first child on 3/20. If this interferes with the draft is there anything I can give my wife to put labor on pause? A pressure point to squeeze or something?