Slick Rick may not have released an album since 1999’s The Art Of Storytelling, but the bejeweled, be-patched emcee is still the effing Ruler. Touring behind nothing but the suavest flow this side of the Thames — Rick was born Richard Walters in Southwest London — the 46-year-old legend is performing at Bardot on Thursday night as part of the Midtown lounge’s Living Room Sessions series. To enter to win two tickets to the show, simply leave a comment on this post. We will announce the winner, chosen at random, on the Beached Miami Facebook page on Wednesday afternoon. Until then, take a stroll back in time with MC Ricky D as your smooth-rhyming tour guide.