We all know that kid was up to no good. Mr Potato Head was actually Mr. Small Portable Nuclear Device Of Mass Destruction. Thank you America for keeping us save from the Mr. Potato Heads that would destroy your property (the people) of the United States. Bush Bless America.

Over in Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Iran, etc., children have often been exploited in suicide bombings and in carrying other types of dangerous contraband. A child being exploited into doing such things on an airplane here really isn't that far-fetched, because people are dumbsh*ts like you guys and wouldn't even consider checking a child.