The US and the Philippines have something in common. Their cops can murder people without suffering any consequences too. Off duty officer Mendoza, who appears to be drunk, got into a little scuffle at the bar and then fatally shot the owner and security guard. And so far he's avoided jail.

It's a sad day in Crazyshit, and it pains me to tell you guys that our beloved Rockinron is no longer with us. He told me last week that he was going in for surgery for a perforated colon, and he'd be MIA a few days. I wasn't sure if he was just fucking with me or not, but I haven't heard from him since and he is not one to take a vacation from Crazyshit. This morning I got the message from his wife, who was very broken up about it. (Yes, she actually exists.) He got an infection after the surgery and sepsis took over. He already had a stack of medical problems, and his body just couldn't take it. He passed last night. But he didn't go without thinking of us. His wife told me how he wanted to let Jay, myself and even you fuckers know how much he loved this place. It was his little escape from reality and actually kept him sane. He's one of the few members that has been here since before I started and has remained active this whole time, aside from the couple times he was banned, but even that didn't deter him from loving this shithole. Love him or hate him, I think we'll all miss him for one reason or another. RIP Rockinron, you sick bastard. Instead of 72 virgins, I hope you get 72 filthy whores to satisfy all your afterlife needs. Thanks for the memories, motherfucker. --Adam

A cop tells you to do something, whether drunk or sober, you fucking do it and you fucking do it now or you just might get a couple of extra pee holes in addition to the one on the end of what passes for your dick. DO IT FUCKING NOW YOU GODDAMN LITTLE TATTOO'D WORM!