Officers found the man sitting in the doorway, and realized he looked a lot like the guy from the bank robbery, a police spokesman said in a statement. Confronted with the allegations, the man said he was only trying to hide money in his pants.

So...wait...the guy basically admitted to being a bank robber in order to justify having his hand stuff down his pants?

Lionel Mandrake:Officers found the man sitting in the doorway, and realized he looked a lot like the guy from the bank robbery, a police spokesman said in a statement. Confronted with the allegations, the man said he was only trying to hide money in his pants.

So...wait...the guy basically admitted to being a bank robber in order to justify having his hand stuff down his pants?

"Sure, I rob banks, but I don't do that!!"

Holy Hannah, what a loser. This is why I gave up crime - it's just not a respectable profession anymore.