Why’d they build a 24 hour Macca’s, when there’s nowhere to park your truck
And be careful when you’re eating lunch there, it might get stolen by a duck
You got too many traffic lights and
It’s full of Jaffas from not far away
It’s 64 k’s north of Auckland
98 south of Whangarei
It’s kind of in the middle of nowhere
You’ll end up with your cousin as your wife
And you live that Wark
You live that Warkworth life
Yeah living that Warkworth life

The place to go if you are a local, is a pub known as The Bridgey
You can have fun with all the other yokels, drinking piss and gambling
This town has got the worst intersection
The worst in the whole country
It’s nickname is Little Orewa
Of a walkthrough Warkworth’s not worthy
It used be quite fun at the cement works
Then they filled them up with human shite

And you live that Wark
You live that Warkworth life
Yeah living that Warkworth life