A day before I went to guitar camp, I was 15, she was 14 (weird..) and we tried to do it missionary but it just didn't work out because i couldn't get it up. so right before she left i put her on top of me and she asked if it could work this way and well the rest is history

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Ask a flight attendant if they can put on some Devourment, get the whole plane slammin'

idfk, but I always hear retarded chicks saying that, or having that as away messages.

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my holes are healed.

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I agree completely, Shawn.

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Shawn - really smart, you wouldn't think he's as young as he is. and a really understanding dude. great guy.

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good news im not killing myself anymore yaaaayy

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Period blood barely even smells at all, and usually amongst all the other smells and tastes that goes along with munching on muff, it is hardly a factor. I guess the amount of blood, smell, and uterus chunks really depends on the girl, and in my experience, has never been unmanageable.

Shawn - really smart, you wouldn't think he's as young as he is. and a really understanding dude. great guy.

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good news im not killing myself anymore yaaaayy

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Period blood barely even smells at all, and usually amongst all the other smells and tastes that goes along with munching on muff, it is hardly a factor. I guess the amount of blood, smell, and uterus chunks really depends on the girl, and in my experience, has never been unmanageable.

We were under a blanket on at futon upstairs at her parents house, and of course, she wanted to get dirty while her parents were home. So her mom comes upstairs and whips the door open and my girl panics and pulls the only blanket there is completely over herself, leaving me stranded in awkwardness, naked, in front of her mom, who actually had a melon ball scooper in her hand.

She said to me "GET YOUR FUCKING PANTS ON! IF I EVER CATCH YOU PANTLESS WITH MY DAUGHTER AGAIN I'M GOING TO USE THIS MELON BALL SCOOPER ON YOUR LITTLE NUTZ!'

And then she stormed downstairs. wtf @ being 16, young, dumb, full of cum?!?!?!?

My first time I was a bit nervous. Then even more so when my girlfriend started crying when we were done. It turns out I hurt her vagina pretty bad. What's sad is we don't have sex that often because I consistently leave her in a lot of uncomfortable pain. Either my dick is enormous or she has a smaller than normal twat.

it seems that everyone's (except ergo_sum of course) first time consisted of one of a few things:
1. being too nervous to get/keep it up
2. being too nervous to cum
3. cumming too quickly
4. hurting their girlfriend