Charlie Sheen Wants to Trademark the Crap He Says

There are certain words that existed way before Charlie Sheen ever thought to say them, but when he finally strung them together in his particular fashion, they came alive! Thus, he would like to own them, or at least, copyright them. According to the actor's rep Larry Solters, Sheen is trying to trademark 22 of his favorite ranty phrases.

If you're lucky, maybe you'll see these linguistic gems some day on everyday items like cell phones, wallets, purses, stickers, pens, pencils, booze, and even pet foods. If you're really lucky, you won't.