BOOM! The cake explodes, splattering those nearby with icing, jam and plastic crumbs, the superhero and the ninja are vulnerable, but they survive the explosion, and are knocked off the table, I decided that they would both have concussion, which would subtract 1 from all skill rolls this turn.

Ninja

The ninja get up and tries to shoot Jayko, but gets a crit fail to start with on his skill roll, and the -1 from his concussion means he rolled a total of 0 skill, and accidentally shot his leg off .

Jayko

Jayko spots some lanterns on the wall, and puts his current equipment down to get them, his katana is in the weapon holder behind him.

One of the lanterns gets smashed on the table and spreads a fire, that's all he had time for this turn.

Wilson

Grainy picture >_<Wilson sees the shiny helmet on the host's chair, and nothing is going to get between him and a shiny helmet...

Wilson throws the host onto the fire, which does 4 points of grinding damage to him, from now onwards I will control the host.

Suits of armour are very self concious, and Wilson is no exception, he makes a grab for the fancy helmet.

When worn, the helmet becomes infinitely more awesome, and Wilson is no longer a half-minded animal, if anyone who hasn't been involved yet want's Wilson, then post it here, until then he'll continue to follow the bluecoat. NOTE: the armour he has on him doesn't count as normal armour when worn by Wilson, else he'd be the only armoured unit in the game, and rather overpowered.

Bluecoat

The bluecoat hops through the clutter on the floor, and stabs at the redcoat, but only manages to slice his arm off.

Redcoat

Somehow the redcoat picks up the cannon, which will count as a medium sized CC weapon and will reduce his movement to 3".

Lolololol. I like how the smaller battles give people time to pay more attention to detail (Though ZZD had that to. And that was anything but fucking small.). Roflcounter for the battle: 4 LMAO's, 2 ROFL's.