A brief-yet-ongoing journal of all things Carmi. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll reach for your mouse to click back to Google. But you'll be intrigued. And you'll feel compelled to return following your next bowl of oatmeal. With brown sugar. And milk.

Maggie takes it this week. Her caption was too cute for words: Telli-Po-rted!

Your turn: Suggest a caption for the abstract image above. Submit as many suggestions as you wish. Call your mother-in-law and encourage her to participate as well. I'll reveal the winner - and the life-changing prize package - next week.