To the incoming freshmen experiencing your first season as a USC fan, this is not your older brother's Trojans. Back when you applied to school the offense of Troy cruised down Jefferson in a Ferrari. Now they are behind the wheel of a road grater. No need to panic, the departed style is being supplemented with significant substance and the wins will continue to roll in.

I realize that half the reason you applied to USC was the 600 yards and 50 points per game, but most of those guys are now multi millionaires trying to show their stuff in the league.