dontwantaname

I need to become friends with some powerful people. I need to change some parts of our government.

1. The President is not allowed to travel to cities. It screws up the entire city if the President is here.

2. The President is not allowed to vacation anywhere I have gone on vacation. The year Clinton went to Martha's Vineyard, we couldn't get the car onto the island. Had to take the passenger ferry and rent a car on the other side. Now Obama goes there too. STAY OFF MY VACATION ISLAND. (ok, other presidents went there too, but not when I knew about it)

3. Stop having press conferences durning the Price is Right. Just stop. If you insist of doing this, at least give my daughter a press pass to the event.

If I can get these rules implemented, maybe the rest of the stuff wrong with the government will fall into place.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

pooflady

dontwantaname wrote:I need to become friends with some powerful people. I need to change some parts of our government.

1. The President is not allowed to travel to cities. It screws up the entire city if the President is here.

2. The President is not allowed to vacation anywhere I have gone on vacation. The year Clinton went to Martha's Vineyard, we couldn't get the car onto the island. Had to take the passenger ferry and rent a car on the other side. Now Obama goes there too. STAY OFF MY VACATION ISLAND. (ok, other presidents went there too, but not when I knew about it)

3. Stop having press conferences durning the Price is Right. Just stop. If you insist of doing this, at least give my daughter a press pass to the event.

If I can get these rules implemented, maybe the rest of the stuff wrong with the government will fall into place.

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