Nine Games that Can Get You Laid

"Convincing someone to seal the deal after showing them your level 70 Night Elf is about as easy as seducing them while wearing Spongebob pajamas. While we generally don't recommend using video games to attract the honeys, here are nine that won't necessarily hurt your chances either."

I can see it now. Man and women enter his apartment after a long romantic night. He wants to seal the deal so after a drink the two of them start slow dancing. Gently kissing her neck he reaches over to the end table and grabs his Wiimote. She softly moans with pleasure as he fires up the Wii, the jolly sound of Mario saying "Its a-meeeee!!!!" sending shivers of ecstacy down her back. After watching him wiggle the Wiimote she can stand it no longer and jumps his Wee.

I used to date a chick who hated games because she said her ex spent more time playing Halo 1 and 2 than paying attention to her. I was sad at that fact, but after spending so much time with her I kinda get where the guy was coming from. Leave the gimmicks alone, just use your manly charms and alcohol.

Actually the alcohol is for me, she can buy her own. I do make my own beer that'll have you f***ing fat chicks in no time!! It'll get you drunk. Anyway, in a list of games that enable that beast of two backs to appear, where the hell is Night Trap? That game is freaking catnip!!

Yeah Kriss Kross should make a comeback and combine their FMV music video game with Mark "Marky Mark" Wahlberg's FMV music video game to usher in a new era of FMV music video games. Add a plastic mixer in the box, bam it prints money.

Lmfao dude I was laughing so hard from that. Thanks, bubbles coming your way sir.

Seriously though, I've heard people do that far too often. One time I was at work playing my PSP because I was bored, and my friend comes to my cube to see what I'm doing. Then she's like "you're playing your PSP at work?" and I'm like "yes GTA is the man, why?" and she goes "hah you're such a nerd". So I reply "maybe so, but uh didn't you have a fight with your sister earlier today over your top 10 on myspace?" and she goes "ooh damn touche".

Glass houses people, stay out of them when you throw rocks at my glass house. Also don't look in the bathroom in my glass house, I don't wish to have unwarranted people stare at me on the toilet. Actually just don't look at my glass house at all, I'll probably be naked. I mean it's a freaking glass house, why not?

LOL you guys destroyed the boys dream...Don't worry man just get all those games on the list, and play them one after another, showing off your BOSS video game skillz, and the ladies will be coming after you like your wearing Axe! ;)