{{Q|Can you see what the Rock is cooking?|The Rock|his short-lived bakery show on the Home Living network}}

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Finally, '''Dwayne Douglas "Pie Eatin" Johnson''' (born [[May 2]], [[1972]]), better known by his former ring name '''The Rock''' (also referring to himself as "'''Kreishean Louvres'''" or "Fred Flintstones" and always in the third-person), has come back to [[Uncyclopedia]]! The Rock says, that The Rock is, the '''most''', '''hardy [[man]]''' in [[wrestling|sports entertainment]] today and a current [[American]] film [[actor]]. Among The Rock's infinite list of accomplishments, The Rock was a 10-time world wrestling champion, being the most quoted by dumb-ass jocks who think they're clever, and winner of the [[whatever|2000 Royal Rumble]]. Most importantly, The Rock is '''Fred Flinstones''', the "people" being the millions... *''prolonged inhale''*... upon millions of Rock fans. The Rock's arch rival is [[Vin Diesel]] who has bigger tits than him. When he's on the toilet, he often shouts "DO YOU SMELL! WHAT THE ROCK! IS! DOING!" Then Jim Johnston plays a gay tune about how The Rock is his lover.

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Finally, '''Dwayne Douglas Ho-Bag Johnson''' (born [[May 2]], [[1972]]), better known by his former ring name '''The Rock''' (also referring to himself as "'''Kreishean Louvres'''" or "Fred Flintstones" and always in the third-person), has come back to [[Uncyclopedia]]! The Rock says, that The Rock is, the '''most''', '''hardy [[man]]''' in [[wrestling|sports entertainment]] today and a current [[American]] film [[actor]]. Among The Rock's infinite list of accomplishments, The Rock was a nine-time world wrestling champion, being the most quoted by dumb-ass jocks who think they're clever, and winner of the [[whatever|2000 Royal Rumble]]. Most importantly, The Rock is '''Fred Flinstones''', the "people" being the millions... *''prolonged inhale''*... upon millions of Rock fans. The Rock's arch rival is [[Vin Diesel]] who has bigger tits than him. When he's on the toilet, he often shouts "DO YOU SMELL! WHAT THE ROCK! IS! DOING!" Then Jim Johnston plays a gay tune about how The Rock is his lover.

==Ethnicity==

==Ethnicity==

The Rock's race has been a major object of controversy. There have been speculations that The Rock is half-grizzly bear and half Samoan. Other sources claim the Rock is in fact half-black, half-Samoan, half-Mexican and half-Egyptian. On the set of "Scorpion King" the Rock was overheard saying "can a nigga get some water up in this bitch?!" Also on the set of "Race to Witch Mountain" when someone had spilled water on the Rock, the Rock exploded into a tirade in Spanish then preceded to body slam the perpetrator. Somehow the Rock is related to [[Chuck Norris]], prompting the possibility of Cherokee ancestry. The Rock is accepted as "universally brown". Rumors stated that the Rock is actually Turkish, thus explaining his immortal powers.

The Rock's race has been a major object of controversy. There have been speculations that The Rock is half-grizzly bear and half Samoan. Other sources claim the Rock is in fact half-black, half-Samoan, half-Mexican and half-Egyptian. On the set of "Scorpion King" the Rock was overheard saying "can a nigga get some water up in this bitch?!" Also on the set of "Race to Witch Mountain" when someone had spilled water on the Rock, the Rock exploded into a tirade in Spanish then preceded to body slam the perpetrator. Somehow the Rock is related to [[Chuck Norris]], prompting the possibility of Cherokee ancestry. The Rock is accepted as "universally brown". Rumors stated that the Rock is actually Turkish, thus explaining his immortal powers.

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The Rock, during The Rock's lucrative career as the greatest wrestler of all time, feuding with some of the best in the industry (and [[Triple H]]) which include; [[Mankind|Mr Socko]], [[Steve Austin|Stone Cold Temple Pilot Steve Austin]], Wyclef Jean, [[Ken Shamrock|The Scam-Rock]], [[Hulk Hogan|The Not So Incredible Hulk]], [[Kurt Angle|Kurt Anal]], [[John Cena|Some White Fag Who Can't Rap]] A.K.A "Some Next Yabba Dabba Bitch!" and [[That guy|Mr. Doodles]]. They have all gone one-on-one... *waits for crowd to stop repeating what the Rock says*... with The Great One.

The Rock, during The Rock's lucrative career as the greatest wrestler of all time, feuding with some of the best in the industry (and [[Triple H]]) which include; [[Mankind|Mr Socko]], [[Steve Austin|Stone Cold Temple Pilot Steve Austin]], Wyclef Jean, [[Ken Shamrock|The Scam-Rock]], [[Hulk Hogan|The Not So Incredible Hulk]], [[Kurt Angle|Kurt Anal]], [[John Cena|Some White Fag Who Can't Rap]] A.K.A "Some Next Yabba Dabba Bitch!" and [[That guy|Mr. Doodles]]. They have all gone one-on-one... *waits for crowd to stop repeating what the Rock says*... with The Great One.

*''The People´s Cooking (seems that The Rock likes to cook, so the attack is throwing food, but I think to smell first it to be effective)'''''

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==The Rock and "The Pose"==

==The Rock and "The Pose"==

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==(Over)Acting career==

==(Over)Acting career==

The Rock aspired to be an actor for many years. Since The Rock's career interest rekindled, The Rock has submitted several unreturned scripts to various actors, hoping that they might "hook a brother up." The Rock has starred in such award-winning films as ''[[Crap|Scorpion VS Burger King]]'', ''[[Shit|Wanking All]]'' and ''[[Doom]]''(the review had the same title as well). The Rock wants to do a live-action version of Johnny Bravo soon. The Rock has also had a great deal of interest in hosting The Rock's own cooking program, but [[television]] producers told The Rock that The Rock would have to come up with a clever catchphrase. The Rock has had some trouble doing so. The Rock's most recent idea has been, "''If you can nasal-l-l-ly detect, what The Rock... is preparing in the kitchen!''" - however this is all still under development.

The Rock aspired to be an actor for many years. Since The Rock's career interest rekindled, The Rock has submitted several unreturned scripts to various actors, hoping that they might "hook a brother up." The Rock has starred in such award-winning films as ''[[Crap|Scorpion VS Burger King]]'', ''[[Shit|Wanking All]]'' and ''[[Doom]]''(the review had the same title as well). The Rock wants to do a live-action version of Johnny Bravo soon. The Rock has also had a great deal of interest in hosting The Rock's own cooking program, but [[television]] producers told The Rock that The Rock would have to come up with a clever catchphrase. The Rock has had some trouble doing so. The Rock's most recent idea has been, "''If you can nasal-l-l-ly detect, what The Rock... is preparing in the kitchen!''" - however this is all still under development.

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{{Q|What the Hell do you mean "how do you spell Jabroni!"?!? R-E-P-U-B-L-I-C-A-N, Jabroni! Now take that little spelling lesson, and shove it straight up your barbecue eating candy ass!|The Rock going crazy on Good Ol' JR after he asked about his plans to run for President in 2012}}

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*'''The Rock''', a nickname for St. Mary's Correctional Facility, a minimum security [[prison]].

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*'''The Roc''', a giant bird from Gibraltar, where they speak [[Gibberish]].

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*'''The Rock''', a nickname for the [[island]] of [[Dominion of Newfoundland|Newfoundland]].

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*'''The Rock''', a [[radio]] station, founded 1984 BC. It no longer exists, due to [[competition]] from newer, "electro hip hop" radio stations.

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*'''The Rock''',second year high school student from Asia

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*'''The Rock''', a nickname for a [[football]] (as in "why is the rock made out of [[pig]]-skin?")

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*'''The Rock''', a movie starring Sean Connery and Nicholas Gay-ge.

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*'''The Rock''', a [[song]] by [[Doctor Who]].

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*'''Da Rock''', a rock in front of Grandest View College in [[Des Moines, Iowa]].

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*'''The Rock''', a nickname for that heavy, [[rock|stone-like thing outside]].

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*'''The Rock''', a black man curled up in a ball at the beach.

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*'''The Rock''', a hard object that can hurt someone if you throw it at them.

*'''The Rock''', a nickname for an orange ball that black people shoot through a hoop (i.e., a [[basketball]]).

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*'''The Rock''', a solid drug substance.

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*'''The Rock''', a stone that people think are magical cure for breast cancer but those people are retards like [[John McCain]]. (Its true Cindy McCain, and if you're reading this tell John that we got it on with [[your mom]] last night. Hahaha.

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“Oscar Wilde needs to shut his mouth, go down Know Your Role Boulevard, just off Jabroni Drive, and check himself directly into the Smackdown Hotel, where The Rock will be waiting to layeth the smacketh downeth on his candy ass!”

~ The Rock on Oscar Wilde's quote

“Can you see what the Rock is cooking?”

~ The Rock on his short-lived bakery show on the Home Living network

Finally, Dwayne Douglas "Pie Eatin" Johnson (born May 2, 1972), better known by his former ring name The Rock (also referring to himself as "Kreishean Louvres" or "Fred Flintstones" and always in the third-person), has come back to Uncyclopedia! The Rock says, that The Rock is, the most, hardy man in sports entertainment today and a current American film actor. Among The Rock's infinite list of accomplishments, The Rock was a 10-time world wrestling champion, being the most quoted by dumb-ass jocks who think they're clever, and winner of the 2000 Royal Rumble. Most importantly, The Rock is Fred Flinstones, the "people" being the millions... *prolonged inhale*... upon millions of Rock fans. The Rock's arch rival is Vin Diesel who has bigger tits than him. When he's on the toilet, he often shouts "DO YOU SMELL! WHAT THE ROCK! IS! DOING!" Then Jim Johnston plays a gay tune about how The Rock is his lover.

The Rock's race has been a major object of controversy. There have been speculations that The Rock is half-grizzly bear and half Samoan. Other sources claim the Rock is in fact half-black, half-Samoan, half-Mexican and half-Egyptian. On the set of "Scorpion King" the Rock was overheard saying "can a nigga get some water up in this bitch?!" Also on the set of "Race to Witch Mountain" when someone had spilled water on the Rock, the Rock exploded into a tirade in Spanish then preceded to body slam the perpetrator. Somehow the Rock is related to Chuck Norris, prompting the possibility of Cherokee ancestry. The Rock is accepted as "universally brown". Rumors stated that the Rock is actually Turkish, thus explaining his immortal powers.

The Rock says that The Rock (or "The BEDROCK" as said once by Vince McMahon, the craziest dickhead alive) was he is the greatest, most athletic and uncharismatic, AND I MEAN.. the most uncharismatic wrestler to have ever wrestled in wrestling. Along with his grandfather, several members of The Rock's family are current and former professional wrestlers, including The Rock's father, Rocky Balboa, his uncles, the Born To Be Wild Samoans (Afarted and Stinka Anoai), and cousins such as the late Japanese wrestler, Yokotuna (also known as E.Honda) and former tag team wrestler Riksushi. When The Rock declared The Rock's intention to join the family business to The Rock's grandfather, The Rock's grandfather agreed albeit reluctantly to train The Rock himself, warning The Rock that he would not go easy on The Rock. With help from veteran wrestler Fat Patterson, The Rock secured a tryout with the local wrestling circuit. Impressed by The Rock's talent and charisma, The Rock was nevertheless beaten frequently, due to The Rock's initial physical condition and general incompetence. But later he transformed Super Saiyan style (like they do in Dragon Ball Z)into the 3rd Rock from the Sun and started electrifying people and electrocuting jabronies like rival Stone Cold Temple Pilot Steve Austin, who liked to get layeth the smacketh up and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold Steve Austin is an asshole.

The Rock started The Rock's successful wrestling career with the WWE in 1996, under the ring name "Flint Rockhead". The Rock, within two years, secured the WWF Nohead Championship through The Rock's plethora of incomparable talent and charisma, rather than through a faked match like all other wrestling matches are.

He then called himself Rocky Mafia, then to The Rock, much like a butterfly transitions from a worm. The Rock became more abusive to the mmmmmillions... *prolonged inhale*... and millions of Rock's fans. This tactic was successful in gaining The Rock's approval amongst The Rock's mmmmmillions... *prolonged inhale*... and millions of Rock's fans. Some jabronis, maybe even like your mom, think The Rock is overly charismatic, but IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU MOM THINKS!

The Rock's most famous pose, lifting The Rock's genitals with a clinched ****, so simple yet so meaningful. As we all know The Rock operates under two simple rules. The first being; The Rock never loses; and the second; if by a freak act of nature, an act of god, or a pie to face, The Rock actually loses, then refer the fuck back to rule one jabroni. Don't judge The Rock. In one case when The Rock was twelve, The Rock lost a game of The Rock, The Paper, The Scissors against a class mate. The Rock chose The Rock but the classmate chose The Paper; this seriously upset The Rock ending The Rock's twelve year reign undefeated in everything, including the baking of strudel pies. After this shocking event, The Rock of course raised an eyebrow and laid the smacketh down on that jabroni's candy-ass.

The Rock aspired to be an actor for many years. Since The Rock's career interest rekindled, The Rock has submitted several unreturned scripts to various actors, hoping that they might "hook a brother up." The Rock has starred in such award-winning films as Scorpion VS Burger King, Wanking All and Doom(the review had the same title as well). The Rock wants to do a live-action version of Johnny Bravo soon. The Rock has also had a great deal of interest in hosting The Rock's own cooking program, but television producers told The Rock that The Rock would have to come up with a clever catchphrase. The Rock has had some trouble doing so. The Rock's most recent idea has been, "If you can nasal-l-l-ly detect, what The Rock... is preparing in the kitchen!" - however this is all still under development.