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Aimlee Carstun is the only good MAIL ART PERSON. Only her mail art is worthy. Everybody else throw your crayons and colourin' books in the dumpstuh! Give it UP fools! Yo' art SUCKS! COLLECTIVELY! Only Aimee Carlstein is allowed to create art. Nnnnnnobodee else-tuh!

Everyone hold a yard sale. Sell all of your possessions. Then work in a fast food restaurant toiling day and night to raise coins to buy Amy Carson art Supplies. Her art is great and it needs to be funded. All other artists need to turn in their name tags.

She is briiiiiillllliant. All the art people love her ART. Everyone says AMY CARSUN is the best of all the artists. No one else can create any art as good as her art. She is the very best and smartest art maker.

Look at Amy Carson's face. Don't you wish you had a pretty face like Amy Carson. You know you do. Amy Carson has a very pretty face. Her face is pretty. Because Amy Carson is pretty. She also makes great art things. She is a great maker of art. She is loved by all artists and they think she is best. Because she is the very best artist. Amy Carson is the favorite art girl of all FLUXUS. Fluxus people join the art world just to write Amy Carson. Nobody but Amy is a great artist. Only her.

On the TV show BEWITCHED Samantha's neighbor Mrs. Kravitz wears mud packs and cold cream on her face. It won't help you. Amy Carson doesn't need mud packs or cold creme, because she is not Mrs. Kravitz. Amy Carson is SAMANTHA and that means Amy Carson is pretty and has youthful pretty girl skin. Not leather or Naugahide.

And ONLY TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. decides.Everybody else can help themself to CCCCCANCER. It is on the tray. Take as much as you want. And make sure you take a lttle extra cancer to paint the ADNOIDS of your children too. Oh yeah. Cancer is like a perfume. It radiates its own phermone. Now whenever you pray, think of cancer, because anyone who does not worship TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. and praise his HOLY name, gets psoriasis. Cancer psoriasis flakins' too. I lllllove can-suh! I say this in the same tone as the BLUE MEANIE talking to GLOVE in the film YELLOW SUBMARINE. I talk to CANCER just like that. And like GLOVE, CANCER can fly through the ether and start growing on anyone who does not lllllove TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. as their ONLY Lord and Saviour. Remember jesus had six toes, bunions and crusty yellow toes of green dirt.