Who doesn't love a house full of train wrecks? Best worthless entertainment ever! I think we should start a campaign to make you host of the show. I think it would be even more entertaining with your humor. I don't understand how Chris Harrison can stay so strait faced in the midst of pure insanity. Although, I did love that he showed Vienna where the door was on Monday's episode. I just wish she had listened.

I can see you playing the host doing nothing except cutting in... "Hey everyone, just incase you were wondering or didn't notice, there is just one rose left.. Ok, Ashley... it's all you girl.." I think you would be good at that. I wanna be the behind the scenes writer that throws a wrench in everything... "Ok, Chris/Holly.. Tell everyone tonight we're voting off two girls and all the boys are safe, also tell Vienna in order to win immunity this week she had to eat Jake's feces on camera or else she's gone, and tell Kacey he has wear this spikey dog collar and every time he says "Protect Her" or, "I'm in control" he's gonna get a nice electric shock to his neck.