India failed to defeat Afghanistan in the world cup qualifier in the Asia-Pacific zone

Coach sehwag said that he is not worried bcoz he has backing of selectors, captain and board....and that they had won a close match against Papua new guinea just 2 yrs ago

Rahul Dravid,the coach of new zealand team said that Sachin should now consider retiring gracefully and let his son take over the captaincy

mahender singh dhoni broke ajit agarkars record of most no of conecutive ducks in twenty 20

saurav ganguly, the coach of england feels that the boys need to control their emotions on the field

the current leading man from bollywood bret lee advices ms dhoni to take up acting as well

Minnows Pakistan beat Ireland in a close match...and thus they avanged their defeat in the 2007 WC against the then minnows ireland

Inzamam ul haq, who was the captain of the losing team and now the present coach said in a press interview that
"Boys plays well...they try hard...inshallah we wins the world cup"

The police arrested 8 ppl for voilence after England and NZ match...
Investigations revealed that these ppl were members of Dravid and Ganguly fan communities on ***** which have 623241516 and 126542 members respectively.

the Indian cricket board led by president Rahul Gandhi has called for an emergency meeting to discuss future course of action ..former players like yuvraj singh, md kaif,vvs laxman and kumble have been invited...coach sehwag and captain Tendulkar will present a report...

VVS Laxman today created a new controversy by saying that he expected a written apology from Rahul gandhi for including him in the category of former players....he said that he has improved his fielding and fitness and wants to play 2023 WC in Brazil
lol

I am so proud of all of you - you seem to know something about cricket! i know nothing except to wonder how come these guys can run around fully clothed in the hot sun??
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bangladesh, who are the only cricket playing nation in the Earth for the last 500 years after all other nations were stripped of their test, odi, t20 status due to lack of quality, domestic infrastructure and absence of fans in games, becomes the first team from earth to win thin tournament in its 100th edition.

the bangladeh captain, ROSE KAMAL, who scored 499th duck in his 500th odi, was delighted after winning the cup. he told the press, "i am very delighted with this achievement. special thanks goes to my great great (....) grandfather Lotus kamal, who declared 1000 years ago, that whatever the performance be, the captain of bangladesh will be from his family. if he (Lotus) did not pass this bill in the parliament in 2010, it would have been impossible for me, my father, uncles, grandfathers, to be the captain for bangladesh for the last 1000 years." it is to be noted that the only time he did not score a duck was controversial. the balls showed the ball stuck on his pad, and was plumb in front. while bowlers were appealing, the batsmen went for a run, and the umpire ROD HAQUE SILVA (who has all BD, NZ and SL blood for the last 1000 years) did not even signal leg byes. replays clearly showed the bat or gloves were no way near the ball.

batting first jupiter scored 999 in their allotted 50 overs.

chasing 1000 BD were in trouble when they lost X IQBAL and Y ABEDIN very early. But a 654 run partnership between SHEIKH TAREQ and RUSSEL ZIA put Bangladesh back on track. both batsmen scored 300s. then again they had a familiar collapse and needed 36 to win from the last over. SCOOPRAFOOL managed to score the 36 runs with SIX scoop shots for SIX.

in press conference SHEIKH TAREQ said "scoring a 300 in a universe cup was dream come true. but he said this dream was not born today. his great great great(....) grandmother (who was PM of bangladesh in 2010) said that it was her fathers dream that oneday someone from his family will score a 300 in universe cup final."

also RUSSEL ZIA said "he was very happy. he believes if his great great great (....) grandmother KHALEDA ZIA was alive she would have said "etodine amar shamir adorsho bastobayito holo".

it is important to note that the ZIA and SHEIKH family has been bosom friends for the last 950 years after in 2060 both families decided that they will leave politics and concentrate on cricket.

but the hero of the game was MD. SCOOPRAFOOL (the 420th). SCOOPRAFOOL, who was known for his scoop shot invented by his great great great great (......) grand father SIR ASHARAFUL MATIN early in the 20th century, was in strike for the last over when Bangladesh needed another 36 runs. ASHRAFOOL in his short career of 24 ODI's was very consistent. always out in singles figures and most importantly in all the 24 matches he was out trying to play scoop shots, a shot never produced a run for him. But astonishingly SCOOPRAFOOL hit six sixes in the last over and all was scoop shots.

SCOOPRAFOOL said "i am very happy. all my thanks goes to my great great (...) grandfather who served BD for 24 years but never lived upto the expectations. he wrote in his biography that it will be this scoopshot that will bangladesh their greatest glory in cricket. today i have proved him. he could not prove it in 24 years but i proved it in 24 ODI's"