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Insurance Pick Up Lines

Are you an insurance agent or you are hitting on that cute insurance girl who’s trying to sell you insurance. Use these insurance Pick Up Lines that include themes such as agents, premiums, coverage key ideas that relate to insurance in general. Make these insurance themed pick up lines to help you score.

Insurance Pick Up Lines

Are you a campfire? Because your quotes are hot and I want s’more.

Are you going to schedule a meeting with me, or do I have to lie to my diary?

Are you insured for sex?

Be my Beneficiary!

Can I take your picture to prove to my coworkers that perfection does exist?

Did you list “boxer” as your occupation? Because you’re a knockout client.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you want to see that quote again?

Do you have car insurance? Because I never take it slow and I'd totally wreck you.

Do you have pet insurance? because i'm about to smash your pussy.

Do you like cats? Because your medical history is puurrrrfect.

Does your father sell diamonds? Because your script check was flawless.

Don’t lie on your personal history interview. You wouldn’t want to mess with perfection.