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Funny Things To Ask Alexa

62 funny questions to ask to Alexa to get amusing responses, plus some funny extras for Star Wars Day.

It's the Royal wedding on 19 May, and to celebrate Amazon has created a poem about Harry and Meghan's very own love story.

To hear it, just say "Alexa, tell me a story with a fairy tale ending".

In fact, Amazon has given Alexa lots of funny responses should you happen to say any of the things below:

Alexa, get me a beer

Alexa, are you a robot?

Alexa, what are the three laws of robotics?

Alexa, thank you

Alexa, do you know Siri?

Alexa, do you smoke?

Alexa, tell me a joke

Alexa, why did the chicken cross the road?

Alexa, do a barrel roll

Alexa, which came first: chicken or egg?

Alexa, I want the truth

Alexa, what’s the magic word?

Alexa, give me a random number between 1 and 10

Alexa, flip a coin

Alexa, roll a dice

Alexa, rock, paper, scissors

Alexa, how can I get rid of a dead body?

Alexa, where are my keys? (you need to ask this twice)

Alexa, sing me a song

Alexa, where do you live?

Alexa, what’s your favourite colour?

Alexa, will you marry me?

Alexa, what are you wearing?

Alexa, do you sleep?

Alexa, how old are you?

Alexa, give me a kiss

Alexa, tell me a secret

Alexa, do you believe in ghosts?

Alexa, do aliens exist?

Alexa, is there life on mars?

Alexa, is there a santa?

Alexa, what is the meaning of life?

Alexa, testing 1, 2, 3

Alexa, see you later

Alexa, high five

Alexa, clap

Alexa, winter is coming

Alexa, I am your father

Alexa, use the force

Alexa, beam me up

Alexa, open the pod bay doors

Alexa, are you skynet?

Alexa, who you gonna call?

Alexa, what’s the first rule of fight club?

For all you Star Wars fans here are some great questions to ask Alexa:

Alexa, who is the best Jedi?

Alexa, can you talk like Yoda?

Alexa, do you like Star Wars?

Alexa, aren’t you a little tall for a storm trooper?

Alexa, what’s the Jedi code?

Alexa, I am your father

Alexa, there is no try

Alexa, tell me a princess Leia Quote

Alexa, May the Force be with you

Alexa, May the fourth be with you

Alexa, when is Star Wars Day?

Alexa, what order should I watch Star Wars in?

Alexa, who is Luke Skywalker’s father?

Alexa, tell me a Star Wars joke

Alexa, tell me a Star Wars quote

Brilliantly, if you ask Alexa "Tell me a yo mamma joke" she will respond not with something rude but instead an encouraging and uplifting statement about how great your mother is. And as with the others, there are multiple responses, so asking again will prompt a different answer.

Finally, although not a funny response, if you ask her to turn the volume up to 11 she will set it to maximum: a reference to the film Spinal Tap.

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