I’ve never played a Scott Adams adventure before. I’ve heard an awful lot about them over the years, and am aware that there is some sort of adventure creation kit for writing them. But i’ve never actually played one. Is that bad?

Well hello Mr Wheeler. You are a dude, right? I’ve heard of you. Nice blurb by the way, and i see you have a lovely colour piccy too. Always good to have a nice colour piccy. Puts me in a good mood right from the start.

Yeah… see, i never really look forward to these CYOA choicescript type games. They always staunch interactivity to some degree i feel. And this one’s about witchcraft too, which is just about kind of ok-ish but never really holds my attention anyway.

For those of you that don’t know, i quite like sci-fi books and am partial to a good sci-fi film. But GOD-DAMN IT, would you ever stop making games that require me to go down this conduit that looks exactly like that conduit, and oh look, i’m in a corridor that looks exactly like that corridor, and oh look, there’s a GOD-DAMN F@#KING console, and OH F@#KING LOOK, it doesn’t have a power supply. JEEESSSUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS……!!!

So anyway, i’ve had a bad day and now i’ve got to play this GOD-F@#KING DAMN SCI-FI…