Upon arriving home,a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. tearful she explained,

"its the chemist. he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." Immediately, the husband jumped into his car and drove down town to confront the chemist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two , the chemist told him, " Now just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I had locked the house with both house and car keys still inside and had to breake a window to get my keys. then driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. later when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire."

When I finally got tp the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I got the shop open and started serving these people, all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook," He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of coins against the cash register drawer to make change,and they splled all over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick them up and the phone was still ringing. When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a glass showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, half of them hit the floor and broke." Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. And believe me mister, As god is my witness, all I did was tell her to."