Is this woman a legitimate massage therapist?

My husband claims that his massage therapist is a legitimate massage therapist.
I have a couple reasons to doubt his claims, therefore, I put this to a poll.
Does she look legit, or am I imagining things?

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I am absolutely beyond any doubt convinced that she is able to relieve his stress.

A minute's thought suggests that the very idea of this is stupid. A more detailed examination raises the possibility that it might be an answer to the question "how could the Germans win the war after the US gets involved?" - Captain Seafort, in a thread proposing a 1942 'D-Day' in Quiberon Bay

"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."

Ok, confused: it is "massage therapist" or " "massage therapist" "? I'm getting old, I can't hear the space between the quotation marks.

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Rule #2: Do not be taken in by small signs of normality.
Rule #3: Institutions will not save you.
Rule #4: Be outraged.
Rule #5: Don’t make compromises.

"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."

"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."

My husband claims that his massage therapist is a legitimate massage therapist.
I have a couple reasons to doubt his claims, therefore, I put this to a poll.
Does she look legit, or am I imagining things?

I'm pretty good friends with a massage therapist who does do extras, and she is totally legit. She is a licensed sex therapist as well as massage therapist, and provides stress relief, muscle therapy, and counseling on everything from marital difficulties of the physical nature to the depression that can accompany loneliness. Some of her clients (who come in both male and female) want a full-body massage with a happy ending, some just want advice from a very, very experienced woman. She is a lovely girl with a kind heart and her breasts are a fairly typical 36C.

"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker

My husband claims that his massage therapist is a legitimate massage therapist.
I have a couple reasons to doubt his claims, therefore, I put this to a poll.
Does she look legit, or am I imagining things?

Holy.SHIT! I'm 48. I shouldn't be looking at her like that? OK, J. You better do something GOOD (and swallow). Have you considered being bisexual? Maybe a threesome?

I'm pretty good friends with a massage therapist who does do extras, and she is totally legit. She is a licensed sex therapist as well as massage therapist, and provides stress relief, muscle therapy, and counseling on everything from marital difficulties of the physical nature to the depression that can accompany loneliness. Some of her clients (who come in both male and female) want a full-body massage with a happy ending, some just want advice from a very, very experienced woman. She is a lovely girl with a kind heart and her breasts are a fairly typical 36C.

Does she look anything like this "massage the-rapist"? I might give you a call next time I'm in NY. (Some time after Trump & Co has been executed for attrocities against humankind.)

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"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."

"I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams" - Hamlet

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Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.

Judge her not by the size of her chest pillows, but the content thereof.

What do you want me to do, ask her if she's lactating?

I think that would get you in worse trouble.

"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."

"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."