On the starship Voyager, assaults against former Maquis are considered especially troubling. The dedicated detective who investigates these vicious felonies is security officer Lieutenant Commander Tuvok. This is his story. *DUNK DUNK* [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil
on May 31, 2018 -
13 comments

[stuck between Trekkifying an old Irish joke and filking "Fairytale of New York"] OK, the crew goes to a stereotypical Irish village on the holodeck, and it starts raining, and there's this guy who's just standing out in the rain, and Tuvok goes, "Illogical." The pub owner says, "Don't mind him, he's Paddy O'Furniture." OK, so I went with the joke, sue me. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack
on Mar 26, 2018 -
16 comments

Well, you don't know what we can find/Why don't you come with me Janeway/On an ornithopter ride/You don't know what we can see/Why don't you 'splain your tech to me/Holoemitter will set us free [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack
on Oct 2, 2017 -
6 comments

Even with the improvements in the current version of the game, sometimes it's fun to fire up Voyager 1.0 and give it a whirl, just for a little nostalgia for when things were new and rough around the edges... just watch out for that one end boss that was surprisingly tough to beat. [more inside]
posted by Halloween Jack
on Aug 21, 2017 -
13 comments

Harry Kim fumbles his initiative while LARPing on the Holodeck. Facing a TPK, the group has to rely on the newb—who rolled up a healer with Strength as his dump stat—to finish the module. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil
on Feb 9, 2017 -
20 comments

A young idealist is so traumatized by recent events that he retreats into a fictitious, noncontemporaneous realm of comforting illusions. But enough about the 2016 election. [more inside]
posted by CheesesOfBrazil
on Nov 3, 2016 -
8 comments

Now that backers of our exciting and handsome Patreon campaign get priority access to pose questions for the show, we have a bunch of great questions in the hopper. So let's get to four of them in a special celebratory all-request episode. [more inside]
posted by graymouser
on Mar 18, 2016 -
3 comments