A report says Pennsylvania State Troopers (literally) lassoed a guy who was cruising down the street on his Cub Cadet lawn tractor with a suspended driver’s license and “three times” the legal limit of booze in his blood. So in case anybody was wondering, looks like “it’s just a mower!” is not a viable defense. »7/22/15 12:16pm 7/22/15 12:16pm

Last week somebody called the cops on this 1994 Plymouth Voyager low-budget ice cream van for swerving into oncoming traffic and slamming curbs. Cops rolled up and arrested the allegedly intoxicated driver while he was selling ice cream to kids. »7/13/15 3:13pm 7/13/15 3:13pm

A Florida jury has issued a record judgement for $563 million dollars against a car dealership after it loaned a car to a drunk driver who hit and killed a man on a scooter. »6/23/15 8:05pm 6/23/15 8:05pm

Now, before we all jump to very reasonable and probable conclusions about intoxication, please keep in mind this woman was driving a Sebring, and passing out cold is just part of the driving experience. That said, it's lucky she didn't get killed/kill anyone, and that CHP officer handled this remarkably well. »3/29/15 1:40am 3/29/15 1:40am

There's two amazing geographic details to this story: first, it did not take place in Florida, and second, it did take place in Beaver County, PA which should make our audience of 9 year old boys pee themselves. The incident itself involves a car wreck, an inebriated woman, a lack of pants, and a bottle, pressed under… »1/27/15 9:35pm 1/27/15 9:35pm

This Dubuque, Iowa resident blew a .14 after police responded to reports of a drunken man attempting to bring a zebra and a parrot into a bar. Apparently the bar regularly allows animals, but was serving food on the night in question. »5/23/12 10:00am 5/23/12 10:00am

It's not unusual to hear of someone getting multiple DUIs, but five in as many weeks? Come on! Vineland, N.J. police arrested Anderson Sotomayor Wednesday when they caught him weaving down the road, sipping on an open can of beer as he drove. He had also taken Oxycontin for which he had no prescription. »5/18/12 9:00am 5/18/12 9:00am

Do grandparents let their grandkids get away with stuff their parents won't let them do? Sure. But most grandparents are still pretty good baby sitters, from a safety standpoint (mine were anyway). »5/01/12 12:00pm 5/01/12 12:00pm

Have you been drinking tonight, sir? Oh. Crap. If you're in a car, that's not a question you want to hear from a man in uniform. And if the answer is yes, you're in for the worst pop quiz of your life: the field sobriety test. »4/27/12 5:15pm 4/27/12 5:15pm