#5: Don't be a douche

#5: Don't be a douche

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This should go without saying, but that deadly cocktail of passion and multiple beers gets the best of us all sometimes. You can still talk trash and be a gracious host though: A quick chart: Fans of teams not in the AL Central get a beer or a hot dog. Fans of AL Central teams that aren't the Royals get chips and a lot of trash talk. Royals fans get hugs. NL team fans get a beer. Cubs fans get nothing. Easy, right? - Ernest Wilkins

This should go without saying, but that deadly cocktail of passion and multiple beers gets the best of us all sometimes. You can still talk trash and be a gracious host though: A quick chart: Fans of teams not in the AL Central get a beer or a hot dog. Fans of AL Central teams that aren't the Royals get chips and a lot of trash talk. Royals fans get hugs. NL team fans get a beer. Cubs fans get nothing. Easy, right? - Ernest Wilkins (Tribune File photo)

This should go without saying, but that deadly cocktail of passion and multiple beers gets the best of us all sometimes. You can still talk trash and be a gracious host though: A quick chart: Fans of teams not in the AL Central get a beer or a hot dog. Fans of AL Central teams that aren't the Royals get chips and a lot of trash talk. Royals fans get hugs. NL team fans get a beer. Cubs fans get nothing. Easy, right? - Ernest Wilkins