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I have a bone to pick with the f*cker that came up with the phrase, “A walk in the park.” This culturally accepted idiom is nothing more than a crock of sh*t, and I’ve taken it upon myself to divulge the truth behind this most horrid of lies! Many of … Read More

During a recent conversation it was brought to my attention that parents aren’t necessarily the pillars of child bearing promotional efforts. In fact, we tend to be quite the opposite. This observation was no doubt made by a non-parent friend who would like to preserve her chances of actually bearing … Read More

StubbornTalesParents: Paving the way for Birth Control Advocacy03.16.2013

We were once a grown-ass couple. We were independent. We drank, a lot. We dined out, a lot. We spent our money at expensive boutiques. We travelled, a lot. But most of all, we slept in ‘til whatever goddamn time we felt necessary. Then we had a baby… Nowadays I … Read More

Prior to becoming a mommy, I never quite understood why (a) mommies always look so tired and (b) they utter the phrase “It’s been one of those mornings,” with such exasperation and dread. Well, here’s why… A few days ago I woke up on a glorious morning bright-eyed and bushy-tailed … Read More

I have always been one of those cynical bastards that mercilessly criticized parents and their over-the-top strollers. I would laugh and snicker as the poor souls stood by their cars tugging and pushing at the contraption every which way. I remember driving by a house in the neighborhood I used … Read More