‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Evans Got Those Breast Implants

In accordance with the Teen Momrite of passage, Jenelle Evans thankfully squirreled away enough of her meth money and finally got a boob job at Wilmington Plastic Surgery yesterday. If you look closely, you can see that she’s wearing a mic pack here and a cameraman is visible here, so presumably MTV covered this grand event for the show. And just like MTV wouldn’t miss a peak or extremely low, low valley (depending on how you look at it) in this girl’s life, her on-again-off-again homeless boyfriend was present to leech some of the spotlight. “Well I was just going about my usual day, finding some way to score, but then this MTV producer I was trying to rob offered me twenty bucks to show up and pretend to be supportive. Actually he said he’d double it if I steal her keys once they put her under.”