beff wrote:I may be drummed out of FW for this... or at the least asked to sit in the corner of your Master Classroom.

Lizzie Andrew BordonEvaded tax evasion.Originally she planned to buffet her parents with the ax.But due to financial difficulties, she switched to whacks when she heard the government was threatening citizens with a restaurant and buffet tax.

I tried to make the last line stay on one line, but it didn't cooperate.

LOL Beth! I don't know how this one slipped by me earlier. I've been in and out for the last three days--that's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it.

This made me LITERALLY laugh out loud.

Oh no, I don't think you took it too literally, not at all. This is perfect!