No, it's an actual prayer in Latin, "The Confiteor". It is said at every Mass, but in English. This is the translation:

I confess to almighty God
and to you, my brothers and sisters,
that I have greatly sinned,
in my thoughts and in my words,
in what I have done and in what I have failed to do,
through my fault, through my fault,
through my most grievous fault;
therefore I ask blessed Mary ever-Virgin,
all the Angels and Saints,
and you, my brothers and sisters,
to pray for me to the Lord our God.

My mind is filled with lustful, impure thoughts. Just last week I saw a nun with a cute face and a bangin' bod. I know I shouldn't have, but there was a-stirrin' in me loins, matey. Shiver me timbers, indeed.

Also, I ate the last oreo cookie in the box and didn't throw away the empty container. No doubt leading to the severe disappointment of whoever came after me craving for a creamy, chocolatey sugar fix.

My mind is filled with lustful, impure thoughts. Just last week I saw a nun with a cute face and a bangin' bod. I know I shouldn't have, but there was a-stirrin' in me loins, matey. Shiver me timbers, indeed.

Also, I ate the last oreo cookie in the box and didn't throw away the empty container. No doubt leading to the severe disappointment of whoever came after me craving for a creamy, chocolatey sugar fix.

the last oreo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my goodness!!

It's no big deal. It's not like it was a Chips Ahoy! cookie or anything.

My mind is filled with lustful, impure thoughts. Just last week I saw a nun with a cute face and a bangin' bod. I know I shouldn't have, but there was a-stirrin' in me loins, matey. Shiver me timbers, indeed.

Also, I ate the last oreo cookie in the box and didn't throw away the empty container. No doubt leading to the severe disappointment of whoever came after me craving for a creamy, chocolatey sugar fix.

the last oreo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my goodness!!

It's no big deal. It's not like it was a Chips Ahoy! cookie or anything.

1.) Isn't this what churches are for?
2.) If you're going to masquerade as a minister,
A.) Dress like one in your profile picture
B.) Use a legitimate sounding name
3.) Who on earth would confess sins to a random person on a forum?
4.) What the heck are you wearing?
5.) Why are you still a minister at 99?
6.) You look VERY young for 99.
7.) I knew their were priests in the underworld!
8.) Just why?

Church is better, not all dress or act the same, am not normal indeed, confess to a random person is easy. my name I used since a young teen and I wont change it, yes a gamer minister who dresses in an anime ninja get up weird ah whats the world coming to. why because am me, the way the lord made me a mission am undertaken and learning what are better ways I will stick to weddings and fighting evil

Only certain religions (which aren't many) practice the sacrament of confession. None of which condone/sanction the use of technology (virtual/online) to administer it.

You are getting way too technical and serious for such an absurd thread.

Ehhh...I'm just getting sick of all the stupid religion bashing/mocking and ppl thinking it's funny.

Ah I see. I can understand that. Sorry if I was among one of those doing that.

There is many who do its a new age you can read the bible online get you agree online gods kingdom is vast, let say even all the trolling one person dos and at least after reading confess to god then mission done people will mock religion even if you think I am if people dont go to chuch for its to far or they work on sunday mornings then there should be a place for them online if it is dumb god will let me know as doing confession on CR not a good idea as he shown me but not yet about an online church room.