Flying Potion ~ Happy Weekend ;)

Crush tablets, mushrooms, and bulbs in bowl. Stir in tequila until the
contents are a thick paste. Chill in refrigerator or on ice for one hour.
Wipe Ointment on desired area. If you are not satisfied with those results…
put contents of bowl in mouth, but do not swallow for a minimum of thirty minutes.

The sense of weightlessness may occur shortly after swallowing.
If so make sure to keep windows and doors shut until medical assistance arrives.
This will keep neighbors and small animals safe from your possible escape.