Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

The penguin dropped his car at the garage & went to treat himself to ice cream. When he returned the mechanic looks up and says, "looks like you blew a seal, man."
The penguin wipes his mouth and says, "no, it's just a little ice cream."

Why should he have to forgive her? It should be the other way arounf- the father sounds like quite the scumbag. He's been estranged from his daughter for many years and he flirts with random young women in the airport when he's waiting to meet her?

#3, understanding what you read is a great human being attribute. As far as OP is concerned, Her father made it very awkward. Regardless, seems like a pervert father to me, if he can't stop flirting whilst waiting for his daughter. But again, may be OP just reminded him with her mother!!

126--- fuck off it was a joke get ur ugly face to a plastic surgeon before I die looking at it!! And u might wanna change ur FML profile picture into something PRETTIER!! So again even tho u have NO LIFE let others tell their funny jokes!!

To help balance out the bitch in this comment thread I'd like to mention that 6, you're actually quite pretty, I like your hair & make up, and a majority of the people (not commenting on your comment solely for laughs - I always say those people get a free pass unless it's a truly shit job) are assholes, the other is 38
Also, to said aforementioned assholes, please take the pole out of your asses and stop taking out your own inadequacy issues on 6, her comment was funny (or at least a better read than yours)
Good day
(if this is posted twice blame my glitchy phone and not me)

Gabrielle - First, you have no right to comment on someone's attractiveness, as you don't have a profile pic up yourself. Second, I'm not sure what's working worse - your eyes or your brain. Third, the comment section isn't for commenting on profile pictures. Fuck off with this bullshit.

When Gabrielle said "Like anyone would flirt with you..." I responded with saying I would - Indirectly, and humorously (I may have failed but people found it funny) - because clearly she's attractive. Also, inadequacy issues? Really?
I think you misunderstood what I was getting at.