"Shard Dressed Man"

"Honey Glazed Ham"

The Lyrics

Fresh meat, New loafAnd I am gonna purchase boooootthhhhhGrey Poupon, apple pieIts time to eat before I start to cryThey come to dinner as fast as they canCause all the kids are crazy for the honey glazed ham

Lets watch, everythingThey aren't leaving not a single thingMunching, chewing down, babyWhen they finish they're gonna burp it outThey come to dinner as fast as they canCause all the kids are crazy for the honey glazed ham

All done, no moreThey were eating honey ham galoreWhite plates, trashed upGetting to them bout there true loveThey come to dinner as fast as they canCause all the kids are crazy for the honey glazed ham

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