You know you are obsessed with ANTM if...

No one ever made a list like this before, so i made my own a long time ago:

You might be obsessed with ANTM if...

-You Know Tyra's speech at panel by heart. (..one step closer to being america's next top model and you know about our prizes. A contract with the modeling agency..FORD models. A spread in Elle magazine which will be shot by Julis Bensimon and a $100,000 Covergirl Contract.)

-You also know the elimation speech. (I have 9 girls standing before me but I only have 8 photo in my had. These 8 photos will determine who will become one step closer to becoming america's next top model.)

- You Know all the girl's names before the season begins.

-You Actually had pre-show favorites.

- You worship Janice and want her back.(Eh Twiggy is cool)

-You Know the difference between Mr and Miss Jay and agree both should be labeled "Miss".

-You Will kill anyone if they compare Top Model to Project Runway.

-You Have at least 5 of the girls on your myspace friend's list.

-You want Naima's mohawk back

-You Yell "TYRAMAIL" when pick up your mail. Also know the TyraMail isn't written by Tyra.

- You Have cried when your favorite left as if they died.

-You Know a season isn't complete without a black bitch (Or any bitch for that matter).

-You know a season isn't complete without a contestant that is Bisexual/Lesbian.

- Your favorite is shown in a negative way you automatually blame the editors.

-You have considered modeling yourself. Althought you never have before.

-You think Jay Manuel wears more make-up than all the girls put together.

True love comes in quietly, without banners or flashing lights. She is your sanity in a world full of madness. True love is not how grand you are or how simple you are, but's who you are with her and she loves you not in spite of it, but because of it. She is the one that stands with you, when the rest of the world falls down.

The ANTM Disease

NOTE: This disease is highly contagious and could leave you legally obsessed.
I reccomend, if you have the symptoms you take immediate action.Symptoms:
- When all of a sudden you go down the street, trying your best to do sexy catwalk. (Maybe thats just me)
- When you check out the FORT forums an estimated 20 times a day.
- When your cooking and then you start to sing, nananananana, and soon you realise smoke around the kitchen.
- When all of a sudden you start seeing if you can pose as what the girls have to do for their photoshoot.
- When you love the show so much that you actually start to like Tyra.Diagnosis:
You are officially and forever will be an ANTM addict.Treatment and care:
If symptoms persist continue to watch the Phenomenon and immediately register in the bellow:
Fans of Reality TV: If you wish to communicate with addicts alike, I strongly reccomend you join this site.
Save the following in your favorites:http://www.fansofrealitytv.comhttp://www.cwtv.com/shows/americas-next-top-model

True love comes in quietly, without banners or flashing lights. She is your sanity in a world full of madness. True love is not how grand you are or how simple you are, but's who you are with her and she loves you not in spite of it, but because of it. She is the one that stands with you, when the rest of the world falls down.