When looking at the freetext entries, one can readily see the utility of such phrases as: A rod with a dark secret (Don't most rods have dark secrets?) and Beautifully made breastplate, with a dark secret.

Naturally, these would suggest that we need: A spatula, with a dark secret or Massage device, with a dark secret.

The Beautiful feather head-dress, Master of Disquises, and the Imperial Princess suggest the useful freetext Cross-Dressers, while Weapon of Indeterminate Type, Unique Lifeform, and What the Heck Is That?! suggest the Freetext No points in Knowledge Skills.