n) a mammal formed by either creation or by evolution to keep the unrenewable resource of animal-based saliva in good supply. llamas breed by exchanging saliva and casual glances. homosexuality is rife among llamas, as is confusion, as is a drop in their population. hug a llama today, from the back is safer.

"hey billy, why don't you go hug a llama?"
"i already have a girlfriend!!"
"oh, but they need your help - they are dying out you see..."

This is the sly way to say pussy without being crude or using proper term such vagina. It is taken because the shape of an actual llama's mouth is similar to one of a female southern lips. In addition, they both spit.

The animals who will rule the world one day. If you do not worship these animals they will feed you to their babies during the End of the World. But otherwise they are known to be the most awesome animals in the world.

One time I saw these llamas, and I thought they wanted to dance, but then an evil squirrel came up to me and bit my leg; so now I have rabies.

the original GMO animal. They are originally a cross between the alpaca and the guanaco. However, after, they were extremely successful as the Incas used them as beasts of burden and meat, which I can tell you from personal experience, is delicious. Now, they are found wild in South America, and have developed into a separate species.