This will not be one of those ' my ass itches and my cat just threw up' type of blogs. Instead I will regularly post my own articles on subjects including but not exclusive to: sexuality, theatre, film, literature and politics. Unfortunately there are no sexy pictures, and no chance for you to be 'interactive' so you probably won't read it....oh well! Honestly... I know I'm just talking to myself here, mainly, but...I don't care!

Saturday, 1 April 2017

What’s Wrong With Theatre

There’s something wrong with theatre these days.

There are two, maybe ten people turning up sometimes. Is it because the plays are bad? Or is it because the audiences are stupid?

I’ve long enjoyed bashing audiences. And as condo-dwellers take over the downtown core and we all becomes more suburban, I can’t help noticing that audiences are becoming stupider.There’s not much we can do about that. Kinky Boots sure seems experimental for those whose main entertainment diet consists of Batman and Cinderella.

But I’m not going to complain about Toronto audiences here; I’m going to complain about the plays.

After all, a really good play can tempt even the most complacent suburban patron to leave the house.

But the plays these days are dull. No wonder people aren’t going.

In Theatre of the Unimpressed, Jordan Tannahill makes the case that the best theatre emphasizes its liveness.

I think liveness is important, but you can be as ‘live’ as you want, and still devise a bad play

These days, from the moment a play starts you know who the good guys are and who the bad guys are. Period. And I’m not talking about melodrama, or ‘whodunnit.’ I’m talking about the moral issues that a good play might choose to debate, present, or hide as subtext.

These days plays are about oppression, or wrongdoing, or evil, and the author always tells us who the oppressors, wrongdoers or evildoers are.

So where’s he moral suspense?

Where’s he dangerous fun?

We don’t know much about Shakespeare; but we do know he could write a great play. And it isn’t so much that Shakespeare isn’t interested in ideas or opinions (actually his plays contain lots them) it’s that he mastered one of the most important principles of classical rhetoric:

Never let the audience know where your real sympathies lie.

A great debater can convincingly argue both sides of the abortion issue; a great playwright can make us believe that any character -- even Macbeth, Richard III or Iago is still somewhat sympathetic.

Bad plays aren’t going to stop me from going to the theatre; believe me, I love all theatre, no matter how bad it is.

But if we’re going to lure Toronto audiences away from Broadway pap, we’re going to have to do better than that.