Strewth mate! You mean Vegemite, the Aussie Ambrosia dontcha? Just because we've had a fair run with the cricket of late, you don't want to antagonise the 'strines too much!

“The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.” ( G K Chesterton)
“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.” (Voltaire)
“Only the dead have seen the end of war.” (Plato)

No, I mean nice, thick tangy Kiwi marmite. Then she'll probably rub some paua fillets on her cheblies and smear some hokey pokey icecream across her loins. I'll wash it all off with some monteiths black.

Absolutely right with you there SMF. But it's the gentle oirish lilt that does it for me....

Jaeger said:

For what it's worth I'm confident that none of them could possibly do any worse, the current government are of a magnitude of crap that is almost impossible to quantify. I can safely say that we have for some time been living through the worst government in living memory and quite possibly in recorded history. The end cannot come soon enough.

No, I mean nice, thick tangy Kiwi marmite. Then she'll probably rub some paua fillets on her cheblies and smear some hokey pokey icecream across her loins. I'll wash it all off with some monteiths black.

“The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.” ( G K Chesterton)
“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.” (Voltaire)
“Only the dead have seen the end of war.” (Plato)