Jobs are hard to find these days, so it becomes a bit puzzling when *such sought after positions as journalists*, are occupied by such dull, senseless activists calling for the very heads that hand them food.

Halloween is tomorrow which means my birthday is two days from now. The latter is not that important. As I was writing this one sentence opener, I literally had to calculate how old I am. I won't tell you guys though. Y'all know, this has never been about your pleasure, but maybe I should work on my calculations.

Amid news that the second, UFC hosted, Madison Square Garden event has struggled to sell tickets, lies a story-line buried a few inches deeper than shoving matches between Michael Bisping and George St. Pierre.

We are still in it, the best month of the sports calendar. All four major network sports are playing meaningful games. There is also the ever so slow approaching ghoul day, Halloween. If you are in Boston, or just some northern part of this country, you may not share the same glee for this time of year. What I say, to those shweems, is get some heroine from your doctor, apparently it is pretty easy to get around here, it might help you stop being such a shit person to be around.

I promised, and I barely delivered. The New Weekly Web-Series, The Ham Lam Show, will now air each and every Wednesday at 4:24 PM. As you may have heard, we recently hired actor Harry Gin to star in the series and head up the production of it. We are very excited to share this episode with you and hope you learn something as well as enjoy everything.