Friday, 6 July 2012

Spain Bountiful...

So here we go today for the bad news about Spain. Or at least some
of it.

News bit nº 1: during yesterday’s auction of government bonds, the
interest Spain had to pay returned to the impossible level it had before
last week’s miraculous Eurotop. Surprise surprise… It has now happened about
ten times that the miracle cures which Brussels designs last about as long as
it takes to swallow the bitter pill...

Worse than this, however, is the news from the north of Europe. The
north is stirring. The Dutch and the Finns are balking at the notion that
Spanish banks be bailed out directly from the European Funds which they are
supposed to fill with their hard-earned cash, or that those funds buy up
southern government bonds to appease the markets, without they having a say in
or a veto over it. The Finnish minister of finance today went so far as to say
that Finland might leave the Eurozone unless the country be treated with more respect.
In Germany, meanwhile, no less than 75 % of the population is against the bailouts
and there is talk of holding a referendum, which Brussels is certain to lose.
At the same time the CSU – the Bavarian branch of Mrs Merkel’s CDU – has
threatened to withdraw their parliamentary support of the Kanzler if the bail
outs continue; which would mean the Merkel government falls…

They can have our cup, but not our credit rating....
(A telling Dutch Facebook posting from last week)

I considered writing a lengthy new piece on the differences in point
of view between the North and the South of Europe… But then I decided I had
already said all there is to say on the subject, with typical Mittington
Foresight, more than two years ago. So I republish here my piece, posted on
Colin Davies’s blog on 23 February 2010, titled

Bounty is in the
eye of the beholder

As the Brussels Farce and Greek Bail-out Tragedy
unfold, I couldn’t help thinking of several worthwhile contributions which recently
appeared on Thoughts from Galicia, because they are so very illustrative
of the grand emotional clash between North and South which is now in the
making. One of them is the piece on Spanish lotteries posted in last December 21st
by this Danish (?) gentleman Peter Missler. As readers were quick to point out:
it is a pretty outdated piece and sometimes ill-informed. Yet it also contains a
diamond in the mud, a notion worthwhile to remember as the North-South conflict
is taking shape; to wit: the observation that Mediterraneans are in the habit
of relying on Luck or Loot for their riches.

This is, I think, essentially correct. Due to
the great insecurity of wealth over many centuries, Spaniards and other Latin nations
have come to feel uncomfortable with petty middle-class wealth, have begun to
question the usefulness of hard work and slow saving, and hence made their
dreams gravitate to that One Stroke of Luck, in the shape of a hidden treasure,
a business Pelotazo, or a winning lottery ticket. Yet the emotional
evolution does not stop there, and its further consequences are going to play a
pivotal role in the coming months. So it makes some sense to spell out the
positions.

Let me try to put it in a nutshell. Without
meaning this as any sort of moral judgement, I think it is not unfair to say that
our Mediterraneans friends do not perceive wealth and knowledge as a result of
virtue (hard work, study, saving, thrift) but rather as a Gift from God, a
coincidence, a stroke of Good Fortune tossed somebody’s way for no explicit reason.
Having been brought up, furthermore, in an environment of strong family cohesion
and solidarity between the dispossessed (both of them admirable fenomena in my
book!), they next feel deeply that any such Boon ought to be shared with
friends and family. The lottery makes a fine example once again. John Hooper,
in his book on modern Spain [The New Spaniards, chapter 12], described somewhat
baffled how one winner of the Christmas Gordo spoke perfectly naturally,
and without any hard feelings, about dividing up his winnings evenly among his
brothers and sisters and in-laws. The man did not grudge this at all. It was
his duty, what was expected of him. And what he might expect from them in their
turn if the roles were reversed.

Colin Davies’s own hilarious anecdote from his
English conversation class shows how this sacred principle even pervades the
realm of knowledge and learning. When one of his students showed up, after she
had milked a well-placed friend for the secret surprise subject of tomorrow’s
English writing exam (the friend has landed an advantageous job - how can he
refuse to share his fortune with his pals?), she wanted a ready-made text which
she could then learn by heart and pass off as her own on-the-spot
improvisation… What any northern puritan would regard as a scandalous case of
double fraud, the Spaniards in the class took with good cheer. They showed
neither surprise nor indignation, but set to work to provide her in her hour of
need. Skill in English, you see, is just another random coincidence which one has
the solemn duty to share with the less fortunate… The system is rigged against
you anyway, see? And this is a legitimate way to gain your diploma and your
next career-move…

What does all this have to do with the Greek
bail-out? Well, more than appears at first sight. Anyone who over the last few
weeks has read around and listened up a little for café conversations may have
noticed a touch of irritation creeping into comments Spaniards make about
Europe. Essentially the annoyance comes down to this: ‘If Europe does not bail
us out when we’re in shambles, then what’s the sense of being a member of the club?’
What you see here is the projection of the Gordo-winning nephew who
refuses to share his prize with in-laws onto inter-European relations. Germany,
Holland and the Scandinavians are not rich, so the latent feeling goes, due to their
hard labour, work ethic, savvy or sacrifice. No: they are super-wealthy because
some unexplained voodoo mechanism made money float their way (enquire insistently
and you may hear vague suggestions about colonies, slavery and collaboration
with dictatorial regimes). Hence they ought to share their Good Fortune with
their less lucky Club Med primos, and if they don’t, they are being very
bad neighbours.

A grinding grudge is born….

The trouble here is that the Northern nations
feel a little differently about such matters, and those feelings are bubbling rapidly
to the surface now that the financial consequences of Euro-foul-ups are
becoming tangible. Other than Latin Mediterraneans, the Germans, Dutch, Danes and
Finns do believe that Fortune may be forced to come your way by hard work and
cunning organisation. Naturally, misfortune does exist, and if it truly strikes
someone, that person deserves our help. But he ONLY deserves our support if he
has done all in his power to avoid penury; if he has worked as hard as we have,
been earnest and careful, denied himself all indulgences and did what he could
to avoid blunders. If he’s been lazy, or spendthrift, or gambling, or drinking,
or bull-fighting on working days, he has lost his right to our alms. One might
say that Rights are a function of Effort in protestant eyes, not of the Human
Condition.

Would you like me to give you the corresponding
Germanic attitude to family sharing? Here goes: I once knew this nice,
middle-of-the-road, perfectly representative Heidelberg family in which the
siblings were in the habit of selling each other their old cameras,
study books and sweaters! Nobody found this odd in any way. And when I asked my
then girlfriend if she didn’t feel it was – well - a little mercenary
that her brother would sell her an old sweater, she shook her head vehemently and
assured me that Certainly Not, for he had only asked her the fair price… Go
talk to these people about the Deserving Poor; and you’ll come away with a
definition of ‘Deserving’ which is about as narrow as a razor’s edge.

Hence Northern thinking on hallowed European ‘solidarity’
takes place along the lines of the old Ant and Grasshopper fable: we have
worked hard, sacrificed much, denied ourselves luxuries and swallowed bitter
pills so as to first build and then safeguard our wealth and our well-fare.
Meanwhile, them Southern bastards have lived big, overspent, fucked up and
worried not about Tomorrow. So now let them rot. Because - as one ominous NYT article said some days ago with so many words - why should I tighten my belt so that some lazy Greek may retire at 63? It is
their own dumb fault. We already sponsored them forever in the past. And now we
have to fund their frivolous behaviour once again? No Way José!

Another grudge is born…

So there. One half of Europe thinks it is a solemn
obligation of its richer neighbours to come to their rescue. The other half
that its southern primos are bloody freeloaders who plan to sponge off
them forever. You may think that such barstool-rancour is marginal to the Progress
of Nations, but it is not. It is, on the contrary, a simmering subsoil fire,
which will burst to the surface once the going gets tough enough. And it seems that
the going is now getting pretty darn tough.

It is often said – and more often forgotten in
practice – that we ought to learn from history. So let us learn a little here.
Must I remind my readers what was the fuse that brought about the Lutheran
Reformation? At that time, the most visible grudge against the Church of Rome
was the selling of Indulgences for every possible sin, in exchange for huge
sums of money which were then lasciviously spent on the building of St Peter’s
in Rome, so that corrupt, philandering Popes might parade a prestige-object to
the world. Not from my back pocket, cried the thrifty Germans, and cut their
ties with Rome. A little later, the tiny Dutch nation got mighty tired of being
taxed by their Spanish overlords, so that an Escorial might be built and
ill-conceived religious wars might be waged forever. They rose in revolt, all seven
muddy gin-drinking herring-stenching peat bogs of them, standing up against the
greatest empire the world had so far seen. And… They won…!! Talk about
the strength of a goodly grudge… (if fuelled by some sturdy glasses of jenever,
that is!)

If things of such magnitude have happened in
the past over a few Peter’s pennies, you may imagine what we are in for,
speaking in terms of collective anger, as the full size of the bill presented
by Brussels to the Northern taxpayer gets revealed over the coming weeks (there
is already mention of soft loans to the tune of 25 billion Euros!). Must
we be afraid of furious street-protests in Athens and Madrid? Don’t be. Look instead
to the barricades of Berlin, Amsterdam, Copenhagen and Vienna, I say! That is
where the real tea-party will take place. And after that? Who knows? For what
was once merely teeth-gnashing popular Euro-scepticism in the spoiled Northern
electorate, will turn into outright hostility to the EU and all its minions now
that injury gets added to insult. And then the seething Shopping Masses, once
victorious in their own capitals, may well march on Brussels to file a complaint
with a meat-cleaver. Beware, thou Beurocrats and Europutados! The chicken that used
to lay the golden eggs are coming home to roast. You!

Alfred B. Mittington

(Winner of the 1988 Von Humboldt Award for the essay
‘From Weber to Webber, or: Evita against the Spirit of Capitalism’)

2 comments:

I had to put your blog last on my list, so that I could take in every word without interruption or distraction. I'm impressed by your writing Mr. Mittington.

It sounds more and more as if the Northern countries is the responsible big brother of the family, while the Southern ones is the spoilt little one - the black sheep of the family who always got his way and turned out to be a little delinquent as a result of years of over-indulgence.

Ultimately, I fear, it is everybody's fault and nobody's fault. Countries, and cultures, are what they are and how they are. And the north and south in Europe have always been thus, ever since Roman times.

The REAL mistake is trying to combine these two houses into one Castle In The Air, as the European Unionists do. It was bound to fail. It is now failing. And they are still in denial, since their own livelihood and status depends on the doomed project. One wonders how many countries need to be plunged into misery before someone makes them stop...

And then we haven't even mentioned the Slavic lands of Central Europe yet...