Wednesday, August 15, 2007

The Sports Network (which exists) is reporting that the NFL will open a "concussion hotline" for concerned players, doctors, coaches, and that guy that takes fantasy football a bit too seriously.

The NFL has taken a proactive stance on addressing concussions, a condition that has led to several players retiring or being sidelined for substantial amounts of time.

The league announced Tuesday that it would establish a concussion hotline. It's being formed to report information on a confidential basis about players being forced to practice or play against medical advice.

KSK has recently learned that players confidential informants have come forward on behalf of these woozy injury victims.

"Concussion hotline? Yes, I'm calling about Jerome Bettis, who seems to recently have suffered.............hmmm, what's that? You say he's retired now, and just talks that way because he's a dullard? Same goes for Shannon Sharpe? Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle (not racist)! Good day to you, sir."

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