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About SuperJack

Role:

Witch

Biography:

SuperJack.
Born 1872, SuperJack was born under special circumstances. He was born inside of a factory which was overcrowded with out of date bags of Jelly-babies. The Doctor was shocked that he was born fully clothed, wearing a flat cap because its stereotypical of Lancashire lads. The Electrician was more bothered about the positive electromagnetic field produced by the umbilical cord. This would cause a problem for the terrorist cell named IBETHA who's soul purpose it was to overrate anything that was semi-interesting that contains crows or fishing nets.

SuperJack grew up, training in the perfection of breathing, he breathed many times throughout his life, and ever once gave his breath to charity. But it was his pet Electric Tree that changed everything, it had counted way over the limit which was set to 45,902. This caused a ripple in the reality field and forced SuperJack to skip eight years of his death.

SuperJack carried on as a full time snowflake shape evaluation, clocking in ever different species of snowflake. But it was a Swedish Snowflake that turned out to be a Short, Blonde, Well-breasted girl. SuperJack quickly calculated that with her, he can easily afford running water and hire a group of minions. So he Kidnapped her and took her to the place where they burn black. It was there she suffers her life now, along with SuperJack.

In short. SuperJack is English, and Bruno called me Autistic. But I have no idea if I am or not. I just love Tea.