Pajiba: Sweetened by Mock, Lightened by Droll

What the hell is going on here? The cast of the Smurfs movie continues to grow ridiculously and probably unwarrantedly star-studded, as Quentin Tarantino is now rumored to play Brainy Smurf. (Agent Bedhead)

Felicia Day is going to star in a kind of terrible-sounding SyFy movie about the descendants of Little Red Riding Hood who are werewolf hunters that you know you'll probably all watch anyway. (Topless Robot)

Katherine Heigl is FINALLY for realsies this time leaving "Grey's Anatomy," but the big shame is that we're also going to be cheated out of seeing her get killed off. (Litelysalted)

The Harold and Kumar guys are trying to make a a holiday sequel happen for next Christmas. (The Playlist)

Lady Gaga and Beyonce's epic new "Telephone" video hit the internet today. I haven't watched the damn thing yet since it's ten goddamn minutes long and it takes long enough as it is to put Pajiba Love together, so you guys be the judge. (Celebitchy)

Remember how I told you awhile back how Jennifer Love Hewitt got her vajayjay bedazzled? Well here's a pictures of someone actually having it done. Only mildly NSFW. Thanks, Eyvi! (Buzzfeed)

Before everyone starts railing on The Runaways movie which probably looks and sounds better than it actually is, we can indulge in these red carpet photos of the premiere featuring Kirsten Stewart, Joan Jett, Dakota Fanning and Cherie Currie. (Evil Beet)

I guess since "Ugly Betty" is cancelled, now they're going to un-uglify her for the end of the show making the entire series a big stupid long version of the movie She's All That. I don't care, I've never seen it. (Warming Glow)

Here are the greatest celebrity death rumors. Hey! That Jeff Goldblum thing just happened last summer! (Screen Junkies)

I thought the most terrifying thing to Robert Pattinson would be soap and water but I think it's probably actually this barreling straight for him. (DListed)

Here's a list of the best dogs in movies. Aww, no penis-chomper from Teeth? (Unreality)

I don't watch "Battlestar Galactica" like you nerds (in fact, every time I write something about it I have to double check how to spell "galactica") but this Beastie Boys "Sabotage" video mash-up is pretty amazing. Check the side-by-side comparison (below) if you don't believe me. (Thanks to Kballs!)

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