4/10

I think I'm in love with Megan Fox. Actually, you know what? I'm not, really. I just want to fuck her. Sure, maybe one day we could meet, fall in love, have a solid, comfortable connection. She'd be my rock; the mother of my kids; my better half. That would be love. Right now I just want to put my dick in it. There, I said it. And if you watch this film, so will you. Although, it is, as expected, a bit shit.