Executives at shamed bank HSBC are ‘very naughty boys’ who deserve ‘a good going over’, said a smirking Prime Minister David Cameron in a press conference earlier today. Mr Cameron made the statement when asked by journalists and followed his assertion with a wagging finger. [read...]

Despite costing a meagre £1.1bn and possibly changing the course of human civilisation as we know it, the banking community has been quick to dismiss the Rosetta Space Mission as a ‘frivolous boondoggle’. [read...]