SirArchmage wrote:This isn't from the forum chat, but I am a rebel and don't follow the rules. This is me annoying my girlfriend with really bad jokes via Skype

[10:26:59 PM] The Archmage: If Ulfric Stormcloak was a werewolf, would he be Wolfric Stormcloak?[10:27:19 PM] The Archmage: Or maybe if he was a frog he would be Ulfric Stormcroak[10:27:28 PM] The Archmage: Or a cow named Bullfric Stormcloak[10:27:45 PM] The Archmage: Or a fake ghost named Ulfric Stormhoax[10:28:00 PM] The Archmage: Or a real ghost named Ghoulfric Stormcloak[10:28:32 PM] The Archmage: If Ulfric came out with a line of new soda, would it be called Ulfric Stormcoke?[10:28:51 PM] The Archmage: That if you drank too quickly would make you Ulfric Stormchoke?[10:29:21 PM] The Archmage: I should probably stop with the Ulfric Stormjokes[10:29:34 PM] The Archmage: Even though I was just getting Ulfric Stormstoked[10:31:09 PM] (not putting her name up here): Hush, you stormcloak scum

[19:20:51] WaffleGuy : Have you tried turning it on and off?[19:20:59] TooLeet : hahah.[19:21:00] WaffleGuy : Protocol, sir[19:21:25] TooLeet : I've tried resetting it and everything.[19:21:25] WaffleGuy : Instructions not clear, got my foot stuck in a whale's blowhole[19:21:32] TooLeet : I think it's the joystick but i don't know.[19:21:56] WaffleGuy : Sometimes I like to stick my head in a toilet and pretend I'm a mermaid

Soul of Stray Demon wrote:[19:20:51] WaffleGuy : Have you tried turning it on and off?[19:20:59] TooLeet : hahah.[19:21:00] WaffleGuy : Protocol, sir[19:21:25] TooLeet : I've tried resetting it and everything.[19:21:25] WaffleGuy : Instructions not clear, got my foot stuck in a whale's blowhole[19:21:32] TooLeet : I think it's the joystick but i don't know.[19:21:56] WaffleGuy : Sometimes I like to stick my head in a toilet and pretend I'm a mermaid

[20:32:12] WaffleGuy : Twister: Left face to BLUE![20:32:22] WaffleGuy : Middle eye to RED![20:32:39] Soul of Stray Demon : what are we talking about waffle?[20:32:40] WaffleGuy : Third neck to GREEN![20:33:03] WaffleGuy : GrinTwist is referred to as Twister. So I was thinking about the game

Soul of Stray Demon wrote:[20:32:12] WaffleGuy : Twister: Left face to BLUE![20:32:22] WaffleGuy : Middle eye to RED![20:32:39] Soul of Stray Demon : what are we talking about waffle?[20:32:40] WaffleGuy : Third neck to GREEN![20:33:03] WaffleGuy : GrinTwist is referred to as Twister. So I was thinking about the game

Is there just something inherently weird with Waffle?

In my defence, I was told that normal people were boring. That is all.

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[21:01:43] WaffleGuy : The average Hart is a majestic f*cker

I invade people with a fat egghead and give them stuff Need help with a low level? I can help players with SL 1 to 28, 36 to 66 and 90 to 120

Serious_Much wrote:Guys I think you should avoid the sex chat in the chatroom. It's not a singles meet up site, it's a dark souls forum. Have some class.

Oh it's all in good fun. And not that type of fun, perv. Lol

I try to allow free reign of discussion in the chatbox, but when talk is breaking the rules and I have had PMs drop through my letterbox asking me to do something about it then it must be at a level which has caused people to be put off by it.

Rule 5 of the chatbox:

5. Be friendly, be helpful, Be gentle . Be civil and respectful. This is a game chat, not an AOL singles meetup, keep the overt and drawn out sexual tones out of the convo and be mindful of the mixed community here. Everyone should feel comfortable to come here and chat.

Please keep within the rules of the chatroom and refrain from talk of that kind. It's not open for discussion.

Also please respect my requests of you when I make them, I don't ask you to do or not do things for kicks and lulz. I do it to maintain the rules, integrity and respectability of the forum and as a member you have to respect and adhere to those rules.