Jon & Jude

Daily Show major quiver last night, oh la. And I watched it right after Sawyer’s sideflash episode on Lost. Lady boner for hours.

Jon Stewart is a sex symbol. Period. Like when he shrugs his shoulder with an uppercut like booyah? Love it SO MUCH. And when he has great chemistry with a guest, it’s even more moistening. Have you ever seen his interview(s) with author/humourist Sarah Vowell? I have never wanted to be another woman so badly. Last time, he admitted to openly flirting with her because she’s... SMART. It was the sexiest 5 minutes on television and I am giggling at the just memory of it.

But Jon’s cuteness isn’t limited to female guests. He can get pretty cute with dudes. Like Brian Williams. And Ricky Gervais. And curiously enough, last night, Jude Law too. There was some heat, and I’m not talking between them, but generating FROM them. To my loins.

Jon with Jude made Jude’s head squiggle that much more tolerable. And Jude’s voice made Jude even better. And I am a pervert, yes, but he wears his pants so tight, when he spreads his legs you can totally see outline, I swear I wasn’t making a point of looking...what?