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Monday, May 4, 2009

Howie Says Annie Has Swine Flu

I have some jest turble news. Through scientific analysis and careful puggy observation, I have concluded my sister, Anniesmelly, has swine flu.

In addition to them pictures I posted, here are the facts:

1 - Annie has a flat nose2 - Annie snorts like a pig3 - Annie eats like a pig4 - Annie gets real mad at me sometimes, and I think pigs probably would too, if they knew me5 - Annie looks like a pig

I am not sure what to do, since obviously innocent pug-standers like me and Java have been exposed. So I have locked Anniesmelly in the garage with the trash cans until Mama comes home from work today. Jest ignore that banging sound. That's the wind. You won't want to be around later when Mama lets Annie out. It won't be pretty. *Howie packs bags and prepares to run for the hills.*

Howie - Poor Annie! It seems like this swine flu thingy has finally gotten to us pugs.

If you can get swine flu from eating pigs (and eating like a pig) then I definitely have it. I sometimes eat pig for all my meals. I love it! Dad prepares it for me since Mom doesn't eat any animals. She doesn't know what she's missing!Stubby xoxox

OH Howie,Not the swine flu! Is there any chance you might get to feelin sorry for her and let her back in? After all, she might get chilled ya know! If you don't - well you better run fast!lovetweedles

Howie, there comes a time in our lives when we must give up for the greater good. Everyone is lucky that you had the sense to put Annie in the garage so as not to spread the swines around the nieghborhood. You are for sure a humanitarian.

Oh my goodness...so glad I found your blog. Thank you for the sweet comment about our Little Holly. She was a sweet baby girl and I am so lucky to have had her for the short time that I did. I see you lost Winnifred, your angel in December. The loss never goes away, but how wonderful it is to have the good memories.

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