Rare Relics From Jesus' Birth on Display at Church in Chicago - Atheist Nexus2016-12-09T16:00:23Zhttp://atheistnexus.org/forum/topics/rare-relics-from-jesus-birth-on-display-at-church-in-chicago?commentId=2182797%3AComment%3A2132878&xg_source=activity&feed=yes&xn_auth=noYou will need to submit your…tag:atheistnexus.org,2013-01-01:2182797:Comment:21332812013-01-01T02:33:57.566ZJohn Aultmanhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/JohnAultman
<p>You will need to submit your speculum to the <span> Prefect of </span>Special Inspectors of speculums who will scrutinize the suspect speculum and determine if it is the holy speculum. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congregation_for_the_Doctrine_of_the_Faith" title="Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith"><br/></a></p>
<p>You will need to submit your speculum to the <span> Prefect of </span>Special Inspectors of speculums who will scrutinize the suspect speculum and determine if it is the holy speculum. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congregation_for_the_Doctrine_of_the_Faith" title="Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith"><br/></a></p> No speculum speculation. You…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-12-31:2182797:Comment:21328782012-12-31T03:10:27.383ZDaniel Wachenheimhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/Daniel57
<p>No speculum speculation. You have to take it on faith. More than a speck of faith. Spectacular faith. </p>
<p>No speculum speculation. You have to take it on faith. More than a speck of faith. Spectacular faith. </p> You sure that's not a Dust "E…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-12-31:2182797:Comment:21330702012-12-31T03:03:09.714ZPathttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/Pat46
<p>You sure that's not a Dust "Easter" Bunny?</p>
<p>You sure that's not a Dust "Easter" Bunny?</p> You'll need to have that auth…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-12-31:2182797:Comment:21331342012-12-31T02:30:54.885ZThe Flying Atheisthttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/TheFlyingAtheist
<p>You'll need to have that authenticated, or else it's just speculative. </p>
<p>You'll need to have that authenticated, or else it's just speculative. </p> I have some lint from Jesus'…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-12-31:2182797:Comment:21330592012-12-31T02:26:30.171ZThe Flying Atheisthttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/TheFlyingAtheist
<p>I have some lint from Jesus' belly button. It's on the floor underneath my bed. My collection pales in comparison to yours. </p>
<p>I have some lint from Jesus' belly button. It's on the floor underneath my bed. My collection pales in comparison to yours. </p> Not in favor of carbon testin…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-12-31:2182797:Comment:21328652012-12-31T01:40:28.843ZLoren Millerhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/LorenMiller
<p>Not in favor of carbon testing, eh? Then they're not much in favor of an opinion other than their own.</p>
<p>Not in favor of carbon testing, eh? Then they're not much in favor of an opinion other than their own.</p> I'm going to hold out for the…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-12-31:2182797:Comment:21330522012-12-31T00:22:58.696ZDaniel Wachenheimhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/Daniel57
<p>I'm going to hold out for the holy speculum. </p>
<p>I'm going to hold out for the holy speculum. </p> WOW! I need to contact Boland…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-12-30:2182797:Comment:21331262012-12-30T23:42:13.136ZPathttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/Pat46
<p>WOW! I need to contact Boland. I've got several relics I'd be willing to part with - for the right price, of course. A wooden dowel which is a piece of the True Cross (I use it as a toilet paper hanger). Some canned fish from the feeding of the multitudes (expiration date has come and gone, so I'm not eating it). A snippet of cloth from the Shroud of Berwyn (when Jesus appeared to the Native Americans - ohh, wait, that's going to Utah). And, my most precious possession, a small hunk of rock…</p>
<p>WOW! I need to contact Boland. I've got several relics I'd be willing to part with - for the right price, of course. A wooden dowel which is a piece of the True Cross (I use it as a toilet paper hanger). Some canned fish from the feeding of the multitudes (expiration date has come and gone, so I'm not eating it). A snippet of cloth from the Shroud of Berwyn (when Jesus appeared to the Native Americans - ohh, wait, that's going to Utah). And, my most precious possession, a small hunk of rock from the original 10 commandments (I live in the country, so they'll have to sort through the gravel in my driveway).</p>
<p>But Wait! There's more! Any church that acts in the next 2 hours ('cause I ain't got all day), and I'll toss in a grilled cheese sandwich with the apparition of the Virgin Mary, a corned beef sandwich with the apparition of Joseph, and a toasted BLT with the apparition of Tickle-Me-Jesus in the manger.</p>
<p>Shipping and handling charges will apply.</p>