And given that we have an above-average number of you honorable silver-haired types here.. Wait, hold that thought: What exactly should I be referring to you as?

I'd say "Gracious Retirees," but that'd be ageist of me, seeing how people are working harder, longer these days. "Esteemed Elders" has a nice ring to it, too, but that might be offensive to those of you who remain Young At Heart™...