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As an optimistic cynic, he sees the glass as half full but that someone probably spit in it. His favorite color is spaghetti. His five-year plan is to come up with a three-year plan. His favorite beverage is beverage and English is his second language – he has no first. He refers to himself in the fourth person, which is the second person twice, so he says “you you” a lot. If he had one wish in this life he would put it in a drawer and forget where he left it.

When he is not being a surrealist stooge for an underground dadaesque support group out of 4-Corners, New Mexico, he spends small portions of his time being a creative hack in the pay of corporate mercenaries perpetuating the myth that marketing is the only real salvation that humans have to hide behind.