Morning at the White House

White House staffers were
perplexed one morning to see Bill Clinton walk into the Oval Office with a pair of woman's
panties pinned to his arm. Somewhat used to the president's tendencies, they let it go and went
about their daily tasks.

As the day wore on, several
VIPs were ushered in and out of the Oval Office for meetings with Clinton about important
affairs of the state. Each one left with a puzzled expression on his face, but no
one dared ask the President's personal business.