teleute drunk in someplace else (Oooh, I'm famous! People are actually looking for me, and that too, an inebriated me, and at a place where I've often been! No. Wait. That's just scary.)

tresspassers will be kill & eaten (My personal favourite.)

I've included search terms that led to my blog not just through Google, but through other search engines like MSN Search and Ask.com as well. And I've included more than the ten required terms. But couldn't choose.