"The Plastics" stars Sheldon as Plastic Bieber, 30-year-old Kitty Jay as Plastic Jennifer Lawrence, and Venus D'Lite (of RuPaul's Drag Race fame) as Plastic Madonna. The lyrics are all about the beauty of plastic surgery and the qualifications of the Plastics' doctors, and the singing is unsalvageable even with copious Auto-Tune.

None of them have regrets about their procedures, but Sheldon also has a permanent surgical smile, so it would be hard to tell if he were crying on the inside.