BREAKING NEWS: TORRES SIGNS FOR CHELSEA, CARROLL SIGNS FOR LIVERPOOL

LOCAL FANS of Liverpool and Chelsea are learning tonight of astonishing new records in the transfer market – with Fernando Torres signing for Chelsea for STG£50M and Newcastle star Andy Carroll signing for Liverpool for a record STG£35M.

It looks like Shay Given is staying at Man City. And Stephen Warnock may get a loan move back to Anfield from Aston Villa.