Would you rather be famous or rich? Coke or Pepsi? The
cookie part of the Oreo, or the icing?

With respect to certain matters of life, like the few I just
mentioned, people will either fall into one of two distinct categories, ya
know, “this” or “that.” Regarding women, and our own unique preferences, men
will face these types of scenarios in bunches.

Thick or thin? Sporty or stylish? And mustn’t we forget the
classic debate over blonde or brunette.

Personally – unless she looks like Kate Moss, fully equipped
with a cigarette fixed between her lips – I’ll take a tan-skinned, dark-haired
goddess any day of the week.

With that said, I have plenty of friends who live life with
a “blonde way or the highway” mentality.

There’s no right or wrong, really, it’s a matter of
preference. I will say, however, these preferences can sometimes reveal deeper
aspects of your character.

For instance, if you’re into girls who are sporty – there’s
a good chance you’re sporty yourself and enjoy spending time with people who
share similar interests to you.

If you’re into a girl who drinks whiskey, as opposed to, I
don’t know, white wine – maybe you choose to seek out strong, full bodied,
women because you’re equally as passionate yourself. Or, maybe you’re just
compensating – who knows.

Either way, our preference in women will always reflect upon
ourselves, at the end of the day. So, what does the preference on every guy’s
mind – but maybe left out of formal conversation ultimately say about us? Oh
yeah, I’m talking about breasts or butts.

This controversy is far from a new one, in fact, I’m sure
God nudged Adam and broached the subject – before creating Eve – just to see
where he stood on the subject.

And, while everyone typically has an opinion or something to
say regarding the matter, it’s more or less been unclear for what this opinion
says about us.

It’s time for science to weigh in. Gene Expression, a blog
specializing in all things genetics, explored the different physical
preferences men will have about women’s bodies – along with their deeper
meanings.

It is important to keep in mind, however, that the experiment
conducted in this case was from the late 60s – so, I’m really not sure how
applicable the data crunched in this study are to the present day.

Regardless, it’s something to keep in mind next time you’re
scouting out your next girl.

SideA:Breasts

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All right, so – according to Wiggins et. al – if you live
and die by a pair of big boobs, you also probably read a lot of sports
magazines. Which, more or less, shocks nobody.

In the study at hand, a large breast preference was
correlated highly with a need for exhibitionism.

In other words, dudes who call themselves “breast-men,” and
favor women who are well endowed upstairs, are also usually the ones roaming
around the room figuring out ways to become the center of attention.

Independence is key for the “breast-man,” which is ironic
considering the object of their desire (almost always) comes in pairs of two.

Nevertheless, in social situations, these types of guys
usually have no problem exchanging witty banter and holding their own, by
themselves.

One interesting finding that Wiggins et. al pointed out
relies upon the finer habits of “breast-men.”

According to their study, men who displayed
breast-preference also contained a larger inclination to smoke – and also quit
things – as general endurance was negatively correlated.

I suppose smoking is one of the few habits they’ll choose to
endure. Shifting gears, dudes who share a high affinity for smaller breasts,
but still favor breasts in general, tend to display a different set of values.

Wiggins et. al suggested a link between petite figures and
wealth, as men from upper-class families generally share a taste in smaller
physiques.

The authors of this post, at Gene Expression, noted how
fashion could play a role in that preference –and I agree.

Small breasts, and small bodies in general, have always been
flaunted by models in the high-fashion industry – so this could play a factor
in their vision of beauty.

Side B:Asses

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As stated in the study conducted by Wiggins et. al,
“preference for the very large buttocks was characterized by a need for order
(neatness, organization, orderliness).”

As you can tell, these types of men don’t seem to appreciate
“half-assing” things. “Ass-men” also tended to work at business-related jobs,
which coincides with their high value of structure in their lives.

The need for large buttocks was also highly related to an
overall need for achievement, as well.

While Wiggins seemed to link the love of large asses with
order, and neatness, Ali Eaves offers his side of the story.

In a separate study published in Men’s Health, the reason
some men are anal about assplay lies within its dirty nature.

According to Eric M. Garrison, a sex expert and author of
Mastering Multiple Position Sex, “we’re not allowed to go there.

And when it comes to sex, there’s something animalistic and
dirty about mounting from the rear.”

It’s also important to keep in mind your own environmental
factors. For instance, where you grow up, personally, also has an effect on
what your preference in women will be.

In line with Eaves, 59 percent of men from Argentina favor
the ass – while, in Britain, nobody really gives a sh*t about them, no pun
intended.

At the end of the day, the choice is in your hands –
whichever part of the body you might have a handful of.