Pretty Little Liars proves that anyone can lie, but it takes practice to do it with style. We've rounded up the best quotes from this week’s episode, Season 3, Episode 5: “That Girl is Poison,” including a discussion of the type of pizza that would never have leftovers. 11. Paige: “I’m not drunk, I’m hungry and your cupcakes taste like old pennies.”Why does Paige know what pennies taste like?10. Toby: “I’ll wait for the ‘She’s Leaving Rosewood’ party.”We’re guessing there will be games, like “Pin the Devil Horns on the Jenna.”9. Hanna: "I'm too depressed to work a zipper.”Elastic waistbands to the rescue!8. Spencer: “I haven't been able to brush the back of my head in, like, a year and a half.”And yet her hair still looks as fabulous as always.7. Ms. Marin: "Do you have plans tomorrow?" Hanna: "Yeah, I'm going to listen to every sad song I've ever downloaded on repeat."Hanna is throwing a pity party, and there’s only one person on the guest list.6. Spencer: “Em, [Garrett’s] mom is in a coma — she’s not doing a lot of reading.”She could be listening to books on tape?5. Hanna: “I gotta get back to the church, or I’ll be sorting pantyhose the rest of my life.”Even in tough times, we can always count on Hanna’s flair for the dramatic.4. Spencer [about Jenna]: "She's been gliding around school all day like a Thanksgiving float.”Well, Jenna certainly is full of hot air.3. Ezra: “You leave my lime alone!”Aria: “I was just going to pet it.”It might be time to find that lime a good obedience school.2. Emily: “Should we grab a pizza and go over there?”Spencer: “Not unless the topping is Caleb.”Best. Pizza. Ever.1. Spencer: "Every time you ‘baby squirrel’ Ezra, you're taking away his nuts." Spencer wins the award for “Best Line Ever.” Yep, best ever.Catch an all-newepisode of PLL on Tuesday, July 17 at 8 p.m. ET/PT on ABC Family.Get your Pretty Little Liars fix: Like us on Facebook and Follow us on Twitter and Tumblr!