Citi's outfield concourse -- accessible to all ticket holders... even cheapskates like myself who sit in the nosebleeds -- will now feature a real pit barbecue, a burger and dog stand, authentic tacos and fresh cut fries. The Sterling Club -- premium seating for 1,600 guests -- will be getting some new fancy eats and drinks as well.

One request, Wilpons:

Just put grilled chicken on the menu for the health conscious, will ya?