Would you think that I had abandoned you (I hope you know that I wouldn't)?

And most importantly, where would you go to fill your daily quota of totally useless and mundane information of which my content is endless?

I started to feel verklempt. I was finding it difficult to drive through the pouring tears. The constant sweeping motion required to make my eyes useful was inhibiting my ability to drive. I was drowning in a puddle of salt water. I had to pull over.

Okay, seriously though, I was a bit concerned.

When I got home and shared my whoes with Ed, he set me straight. He assured me that all would continue on as it was without me.

The Kids like to categorize people based on their gender. In order to do that, you need to know what's between a person's legs. We've taught them the proper words and they like to use them all.the.time with everyone.they.see.

I might just have the World Record for: Number of Times in one day that a person has stated "Yes, Bob the Builder is a Boy".

I actually teach our 3 year old proper names for parts of the anatomy. I've written numerous blog posts about how every since she was 2, she's been using the words "vagina" and "penis". I'd much rather her use the proper words than "hoo-ha", "vajayjay", "wee wee", "dinky", or whatever. One of our friends taught her daughter that girls have a "cupcake" and boys have a "turtle". Ummm...No thanks.