Business Advice From My Good Friend Mark Cuban

My good friend Mark has been kind enough to offer to share his business wisdom in a weekly column in my lifestyle app, PVT. Below are some selections from "Taking The World To Pound Town with Mark Cuban."

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"Sometimes a fist can say a lot more than words can. But try telling that to Joe Biden's security detail."

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"We all have something inside of us that's special. For me, it's about a pint of Tequila and a take-no-shit attitude."

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"I bought a M-1 Abrams from the government with the concession money from the Mavs. I call it the Mark Tank."

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"I've cried three times in my life: when James Harden punched me in the dick, when Shark Tank premiered, and that one time when my mom made some bangin' turkey meatloaf."

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"The secret to dating is being able to pay the authorities to deport them if it doesn't work out."

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"Sometimes life tries to get you down. That's when Ol' Cuban sacks up and buys a boat made entirely of Faberge eggs. Shit's tight."

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"Remember the golden rule: gold is really fucking heavy, so make sure your Louis Vuitton suitcase can handle the load."

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"I love Vegas. Not because of the gambling or the strippers or the parties. Rather, I love being able to watch hard working, every-day Americans get into fistfights next to pools."

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"A wise man once told me 'Mark, there's two kinds of people in this world. People who take shit, and people who make shit.' I still don't understand what he meant."

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"Always pay your utility bills on time. Otherwise, the city of Dallas WILL cut the lights to your basketball team's home opener."