What we don't know out here curbside is the precise reason we let the car go initially, hermano.

At least I don't. Dost thou?

There are SO many things in this post that I'm having a tough time wrapping my head around.

Starts with a mechanic allusion.....runs right into some spanish lingo.....then finishes up with some Olde English. Oh, and it's all in reference to a DE/OLB in the game of American Football - not the European type.