I live in fear of the Mexican wave; you have to rely on everyone around you to do it or the whole G boos you. And if you're the only one around you to do it then you get immediately judged by the non-participants near you and judged from afar for being part of a larger group to not participate.

Or for when you just want a fucking beer and don't want to sit down and discuss the complexities of your trappist monk brewed, triple IPA from your east coast american river which has an imported river bed of czechoslovakian rocks.

Because when you type with one row the hammers are less likely to jam. So when Typewriter salesmen would go from town to town selling them they would say 'look here, we'll type 'typewriter'' and the thing wouldn't jam up, making the product look like it functioned better than it actually did.

That's what dad told me but it seems an awful lot like what a dad would say, probably no the truth.

yeah definitely truth to it. Good tool to have in your back pocket but really the best way to get a martini cold is spend time with it. Stir it slowly for a long time avoiding the chinking sound of ice breaking.

But really everyone does their Martini differently, that's one of the reasons i like them so much.