Wonderfully insane Ukranian model Valeria Lukyanova — known as "real-life Barbie" thanks to the extensive cosmetic surgery that allows her to mimic the alien proportions and glassy expressionlessness of the famous doll — and her pal Olga "Dominica" Oleynik, a fellow doll-mimicking plastic surgery addict, are headed to our shores. Welcome to Obama's America.

The pair, both born in Odessa, met online five years ago; Lukyanova describes them as "sisters — but only in spiritual way." ("We have the same outlook and lifestyle," she explains.) For now, the Daily Mail reports, they've been "holding lectures on spirituality at £50 a session" — but they have big plans:

'We are planning to move to America soon. Dominica's boyfriend is living in the US and my husband wants to start a business there too,' said Valeria. 'I am not going to be bored abroad, I'm often invited to photo-shoots and parties.'

Where will they live? What will they spend their days doing? Which cable channel formerly devoted to high-culture will offer them a reality show? These questions remain unanswered, pregnant with possibility, awaiting the arrival of our Ukranian friends.