Here's Josh delivering an in-depth and comprehensive MittPlan for what ails MiTTchigan:

....and here is Ann (Mitt wife #1 with a bullet) talking about the family

Maybe it's just me, but after she said "We have five boys. Five boys and ten grandkids..." I though for sure that she was going to tell us how to get out those tough ground-in stains using OxyMitt! for that whiter than white clean...