You think Chelsea have had off-field problems? Welcome to the wonderful world of Wednesfield FC, plus broken down minibuses, relegation dust-ups and title crunchers - more cliches than you can shake a stick at, in the West Midlands Regional League.

Remember, remember, the fifth of November... is Sporting Khalsa against Walsall in the Walsall Senior Cup. Ladies and gentlemen we proudly present the latest Serie Z, completely free of racist officiating of any kind.

They never have to worry about closing the roof at Dudley Sports you know. Try some real football, from the depths of the Black Country to the windswept Shropshire countryside, in the West Midlands Regional League.

It's that time again, while the rest of the world slumps in their armchairs to watch Champions League fireworks and over-hyped handshakes, check out some real football in the West Midlands Regional League.