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Cartoon Network or The Cartoon Network is, as you may have guessed, a television network that is formerly broadcasted by Ted Turner, primarily broadcasting cartoons. The network started sometime in 1492, and was aimed at showing nothing but cartoons nonstop, until your eyes burst. Most shows that that appear on this network have been sent by the Comedy Gods to eventually be canceled after 2-3 seasons. Cartoon Network better known as Cartoon Nothing. These cartoons include, but are not limited to, the following:

These shows also at one time appeared on Cartoon Network, but were ousted by faster, stronger shows via the magic of natural selection. Because as of 2012 (now) Cartoon Network is known for showing cartoons no one else wants: