Sounds like a death sentence, right? Not so fast. Kimmel had a secret weapon on his side.

“Have you ever played against an out-of-shape talk show host before?” Kimmel asked Curry. “On the surface it may not seem like I stand a chance against Stephen, but we’re about to even things out.”

And out came the “EQ-WHEEL-IZER”—a giant, spinning wheel with a list of disadvantages that would even the playing field for Kimmel. Dog cones, tricycles and carrying an egg on a spoon were among the handicaps listed on the wheel.

“I want the cone on my head,” Curry said. “Maybe the tricycle.”

Ask and you shall receive. Curry’s spin landed on the trike and the two headed to the basketball court, where legendary sportscaster Marv Albert was on hand to call the game.

It was a long, weird competition complete with bricked jump shots and offensive fouls by men on tricycles. Kimmel ended up winning by a score of 3-1, largely due to Curry having to sit at waist height in an awkward three-wheeled children’s bicycle.

And thus went another day in the life of Jimmy Kimmel—a man paid to live out our weirdest and most feverish dreams.

As for Curry, the Warriors point guard seems to be enjoying his offseason. He may want to work on his one-handed tricycle shots, though. You never know when you’ll need it.