Yech. She looks nothing like a princess. I had to make sure she was the king's daughter, only because it would have frightened me to have to figure out how many miles of dick she would had to have sucked for her crown.

Nana's Vibrator:Yech. She looks nothing like a princess. I had to make sure she was the king's daughter, only because it would have frightened me to have to figure out how many miles of dick she would had to have sucked for her crown.

I don't think you can suck your way to becoming actual royalty. Royals can get mad sucks from concubines.

Nana's Vibrator:Yech. She looks nothing like a princess. I had to make sure she was the king's daughter, only because it would have frightened me to have to figure out how many miles of dick she would had to have sucked for her crown.

Royalty is actually less likely to misuse funds. They wholly own the value producers(that is, the citizens) and andhave the expectation of leaving them to their children. There is of course the incentive to just steal everything, but because the country is destined for their children's hands there is also a strong incentive to reinvest and and make sure the populace remains happy and the economy grows at a healthy pace.

In a republic people only have the incentive to steal as much as they can as fast as they can without getting caught before their term is up.

Maybe in some countries. In the UK though all they have to do is hand over the billions earned by the Crown Estates every year and get tens of millions back as a stipend that mostly goes towards the upkeep of national buildings.

Although I know you only from good references of your honesty, my sad situation compels me to reveal to you an important affair in which you can procure a modest fortune.

Before being imprisoned here, I was established as a Prince in Spain as you will see by the enclosed article about me of many English newspapers which have published my arrest in London. I beseech you to help me to obtain a sum of 480.000 dollars I have in America and to come here to raise the seizure of my baggage, paying to the Registrar of the Court the expenses of mytrial, and recover my portmanteau containing a secret pocket where I have hidden the document indispensable to recover the said sum. As a reward, I will give up to you the third part, viz. 160.000 dollars. I cannot receive your answer in the prison, but you must send a cablegram to a person of my confidence who will deliver it to me.

Yours truly,Inaki Urdangarin

First of all answer by cable, not by letter, as follows:Senor RequejoLista TelegrafosSantander (Spain)

Insanity knows no nationality. All women are hormonally imbalanced and insane. I can't wait til we have one in the white house.. I'd give it about a week until she was mashing the "Nuke Everyone" button in a fit of post menopausal rage.