Coming to the defense of Face the Nation‘s John Dickerson — who recently conducted a controversial interview with Trump, during which the president referred to his show as Deface the Nation — Colbert kicked off The Late Showby (admittedly) shedding his dignity for an honest rant against 45.

“Donald Trump, John Dickerson is a fair-minded journalist and one of the most competent people who will ever walk into your office, and you treat him like that?” he began, before hurling a barrage of truth bombs — plus a few clever nicknames of his own. Seriously, if puns are your thing, hold on tight:

Mr. President, your presidency — I love your presidency — I call it Disgrace The Nation. You’re not the POTUS, you’re the bloat-us. You’re the glutton with the button. You’re a regular Gorge Washington. You’re the presi-dunce, but you’re turning into a real prick-tator. … Sir, you attract more skinheads than free Rogaine. You have more people marching against you than cancer. You talk like a sign-language gorilla that got hit in the head. In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s c–k holster.

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No, you didn’t misread that last part. (I told you he had a few choice words!)

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