5.So you unleash the great retort that was, in your mind, obviously sarcastic. You keep a straight face, because you really like to commit to a joke.

6.In your mind, you're like HA! What a great joke. Everyone will get it, because it's obvious, but not every joke you tell in life has to be woven with the intricacy of an episode of Game of Thrones, right? So you sit back, ready to enjoy your handiwork.