"Character, in the long run, is the decisive factor in the life of an individual and of nations alike." -- Theodore Roosevelt

1/08/2009

Comic Kool-aid

Synopsis:

The comic starts with Spider-Man's alter-ego Peter Parker taking photographs at the inauguration, before spotting two identical Obamas.

Parker decides "the future president's gonna need Spider-Man," and springs into action, using basketball to determine the real Obama and punching out the impostor.

Obama thanks him with a fist-bump.

I hate to tell you but this is not a cleverly made up post or a joke. This is for real people. We won't be able to tell the difference between Marvel Comics and Chris Matthews before the end of the month. Kool-aid around and check your brains at the door. The statues of our new leader will be going up soon. What? When Obama said that building up our infrastructure would be the job stimulus program did you think it would be roads and bridges? Sell your shares of Apple and buy stock in cement!!!