"The worst that can be said of Bush's surge
is that the results are mixed. We can argue about statistics, but
whatever you say about the surge, it has not failed."
-- Fred Kagan, with a straight goddamned face,http://thinkprogress.org/

WOW!

Anyone know where I can buy some short stock
on this whore's future?

I wonder if he plays poker for high stakes?

"My pair of threes will beat your Kings."

Sure, that could happen, but how much are
you willing to bet?I know there are those who hate the poker parables,
but they're always true.

You THINK you're right,you HOPE you're right,but if you're not willing to PUT UP MONEYthat's proof that you think you might be found
wrong.

Excerpt:The New York Times has called for an end to the
occupation of Iraq, a step that some anti-war Americansmay praise as a turning-point while others will
be left wondering why it took the nation's leading newspapermore than four years - and scores of thousands
of dead - to figure this out.

To its credit, the Times does acknowledge that
its previous pro-occupation positions were faulty.

The Times concedes that whatever horrors might
follow the end of the U.S. military occupation,they are not likely to be avoided by an indefinite
continuation; that it is time to admit that a grotesquemistake in U.S. national security policy was
made in 2003 and readjust strategy to make the best of it.

The New York Times abandoning their man on Iraq?Yes, this is a big turning point.

When the Whore Times turns on their boss, the
Bushies are in real trouble.

"I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary.
If he does some thing like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and
it's not alimony, trust me."
-- Wendy Vitter, wife of "family values" handjob Senator David Vitter (R-Caught
in a tractor's nuts)

Excerpt:So much for the DC madam's client list not being
newsworthy. Tell that to Senator David Vitter,the conservative Louisiana Republican and first
major politico linked to Madam Deborah Jane Palfrey.

After the AP reported that his phone number appeared
in Palfrey's phone records, Vitter apologizedfor "a very serious sin in my past for which
I am, of course, completely responsible."

It seems like every family values handjob has sex problems.
Vitter should be commended for getting caught with a female.
Most of them (like Limbaugh) are banging little boys.

Excerpt:Senior Bush administration huns are deep in discussion
about how to find a compromise that will"appease Democrats and keep wobbly Republicans
on board," a senior White House official tells ABC News.The official said the White House "is in panic
mode," despite Monday's lying-ass briefing by Tony Snow,who played down any concern over the recent spate
of GOP senators who have spoken out publicly in supportof changing course in Iraq. The Republican defections
are seen as "a crack in the dike," a phrase that sendsthe Commander in Chief into the giggles, even
as his empire crumbles around him.

Nothing can stop the defections.Well, one thing could - peace in the Middle East
- but that ain't gonna happen.All sides have too much fun killing for their
particular God.

First - Marc Rich made his pile in the
best possible evil republikkkan tradition.
Any finger pointed at Rich could also be pointed at Prescott Bush.Second - Bill Clinton took shit from republikkkans
for doing exactly what
their hero Libby begged him to do.Third - It's not really clear that Rich
ever broke any laws anyway.
Remember, he was indicted but never brought to trial.Fourth - The pardon was only a symbolic
gesture as Rich had become (and remains)
a recluse in his Swiss properties by that time.Fifth - Yes, some Rich money went to Democratic
party causes, but so what?
Mother Teresa gat a pile from Papa Doc of all people.

Excerpt:The Giggling Murder Monkey is rethinking his
diplomatic options in Iraq, but he won't reconsider his failedmilitary strategy before another super-rosy assessment
from war commanders is presented in September.

Bush's top war advisers, Moe, larry and Curly,
went to Capitol Hill to assure Republican supporters that aprecipitate pullout of troops won't happen. Trent
Lott, Lindsey Graham, John McCain and Jon Kyl
(Pictured, left to right)
and others met with the two advisers in Cheney's
office off the Senate floor.

Graham said members were told that Bush would
back them in fiercely opposing legislationby Sen. Carl Levin, (D-Sane), that would order
troop withdrawals to start in 120 days.

When Republicans held control of Congress in the
1990s the had occasional sex scandals withprostitutes and fathering children out of wedlock.
But by 2006 Republican morality had sunk to anew low with conservatives like Reverend Ted
Haggard having gay sex on methamphetamines andRepublican Congressman Mark Foley trying to have
gay sex with underage boys.

But now Republican Senator David Vitter has publicly
apologized after his phone number was linked tobeing a client of an alleged Washington prostitution
ring. What this means is that Republicans are makinga moral comeback, moving from gay sex with boys
on drugs to adult heterosexual sex with female prostitutes.

This shows that Republicans have reversed course
and are now heading back in the right direction.If this trend continues they might start talking
about getting out of Iraq and balancing the federal budget.

"I would rather fight them over there than
fight them over here.""If we leave Iraq unfinished they will follow
us home." This is John McCain Work
that out for me, Senator. If they could come here then, why can't
they come here now? It might even be easier since we are
distracted by the War." --
Dan Phillips, intellectualconservative.com

Of course, the truth is they CAN come here now.Every day, 1000-1500 undocumented Mexicans stream
into America.If they're undocumented, why can't they be Al Qaeda?

Another
reason to buy!The credit card company charges me $60 a month.We have to sell a lot of shirts & magnets just to break
evenand business hasn't been that great, so I need to sell
more stufforstop taking credit cards, which making purchases harder for you.

Excerpt:McCain's top two aides left his struggling campaign
on Tuesday, dealing a sharp blowto the Arizona Ass Kisser and casting doubt on
the future of his political career.

McCain said he would continue his Titanic White
House run despite the departures of managerTerry Nelson and chief strategist John Weaver,
which were announced as McCain took the Senate floorto beg the sane members of his party to consider
moves like his to shore up their futures.

Once a front-runner in the Republican field, McCain
has fallen behind as his staunch backing for Bushon the bloody quagmire and his constant and unhealthy
obsession with sticking his nose up Bush's butt.

Johnnie, we told you years ago - you never had
a chance.You made all the wrong moves. When Bush attacked
your family, you kissed his ass.When you sold what was left of your digbity to
Jerry Falwell, God called him home.Now you're the wart on Bush's ass and these days
- everybody hates Bush.

John, you couldn't have screwed that up more if
you had hired Bob Shrum.In 2000, people said you were a man's man.
Now you're nothing but a Monkey's uncle.

"Paris Hilton spent some time honing her arts
& craft skills while in jail. When Rick & Kathy Hilton visited
her on father's day, she gave ger father what he called, 'a beautifil card.'
But TMZ.com reports, 'For some odd reason, Rick described this year's Fathers day
as 'not one of my best.'
-- Time Whore Magazine, doing some of their best investigative journalism
if YEARS,

We've got a crazy man pulling the presidential puppet's strings to break
the law,
we have a broken military mired in a bloody, never-ending quagmire
in Iraq,
the economy has gone to hell and TIME Whore Magazine is busy chasing
after
Paris Hilton and her family to get to the bottom of "Fathers Day-gate."

Excerpt:When four Blackwater USA security guards were
ambushed and massacred in Fallujah in 2004,graphic images showed the world exactly what
happened: four men killed, their bodies burned anddragged through the streets. A chanting mob hung
two mutilated corpses from a bridge.

Since then, Congress and the families of the murdered
contractors have been demanding answers:Why did the lightly armed and undermanned team
go through the heart of one of Iraq's most hostile cities?Why did the two teams sent out that day have
four members, not the usual six?

The Bravo 2 team members had protested that they
were not ready for the mission and had not had timeto prepare their weapons, but they were commanded
to go, according to memos written by team members.The team disregarded directions to drive through
Fallujah and instead drove around it and returned safely.

BTW, what happened to the thousands that were
sent to 'relocation camps'all over the country right after Katrina? It
sure doesn't look like any of themhave returned to their ruined homes in the ninth
ward of New Orleans, does it?-- joe in Japan

Joe, most of New Orleans and Louisiana is still the way it was.
Sure, they fixed up the waterfront hotels and casinos,
but where's the profit in building low-income housing?

The Republicans think the poor blacks were too stupid to leave.
But when you have nothing, a trip out of town just doesn't work.

Also, some of them are DIRT poor, as in making like $5,000 a year.
The rich Republicans wonder why they just didn't load up one of their
many Escalades
and cruise to Dallas and stay at The Mansion on Turtle Creek till the
storm blew over.

Excerpt:It started during Bush's 2000 presidential campaign,
when he talked about restoring "honor and dignity"to the White House. How can you have honor and
dignity without truth and without consequences?

Anyone familiar with the Project for the New American
Century knows that the real agenda was very different.It was about regime change in Iraq, even if it
required an unprovoked war of aggression on an unarmed nation.It was about U.S. global domination at any cost.
And it was about not letting inconvenient little things likehuman rights or the law get in the way of the
agenda. Honor and dignity? Hardly.

And then 9/11 provided the perfect excuse to move
the agenda forward.It would just take some cunning and, of course,
some deception.No problem for the Bushies. Honor and dignity?
Not there.

The Michael Moore beatdown of Wolf Blitzer was
amazing.Even more amazing with your play-by-play.

I don't know if it's true, but I heard that Moore's
thinking of taking on mass media for his next film project.He should have all the evidence he needs for
that, since he's been fighting to be heard for the last few years.

Bowling for Columbine touched on
corporate news a bit. He showed Canadian news talking about treatiesand international deals, while American TV concentrated
on which black guys robbed and killed in the ghetto.

The reality is worse. Every morning, reporters
go out to stand in front of a house LIVE...to say"This is where the fire occurred" or
"This store was robbed overnight."

So why are they there? Just to prove they're live?To prove the robber didn't take down the Stop
& Rob sign from the store before they left?

Dude, great point.I hate to be watching CNN when they break away
for a "Special Live Report"
and when Wolfasks the cute bimbo what's new, she says,"No
news yet, Wolf, back to you!"

Why did they break into regular programming to
say nothing is new?

And yes, it's helped to build the climate of fear
that helped put Bush in office.But is anybody really watching it any more?Unless your dad worked in the Stop & Rob,
does it matter to you?TomReed

Excerpt:The vulgar Pigboy said, "I don't know who's accusing
her of murdering anybody." In fact, Limbaugh himself has suggested on several occasions that Sen.
Clinton (D-NY) was responsible for the 1993 death of Vincent Foster.

In 1994, Limbaugh reportedly cited a forthcoming
"report" which he said claimed that Foster, who committed suicide in Fort Marcy Park on July 20, 1993,
"was murdered in an apartment owned by Hillary Clinton, and the body was then taken to Fort Marcy Park." From
a 1994 report by the national media watch group FAIR:

On his March 10 radio broadcast, Limbaugh had
announced the following in urgent tones:

"OK, folks, I think I got enough information
here to tell you about the contents of this fax that I got. Brace yourselves. This fax contains information
that I have just been told will appear in a newsletter to Morgan Stanley sales personnel this afternoon.
What it is is a bit of news which says there's a Washington consulting firm that has scheduled
the release of a report that will appear, it will be published, that claims that Vince Foster was murdered
in an apartment owned by Hillary Clinton, and the body was then taken to Fort Marcy Park."

Excerpt:Fifteen American soldiers watched over a man,
shackled to a seat in the cargo bay of a C-17.Wearing goggles that shut out all light, a soundproof
headset and a mask that covered his mouth sohe could not speak, spit or bite, the prisoner
arrived at Ramstein AFB in Germany, under tight security.During the seventeen-hour ride, the prisoner
was provided with neither food nor water.Nor was he allowed to stretch his legs or relieve
himself.

This was how Bush's America repatriated an innocent
man who'd never represented a threat to the US.Murat Kurnaz was nineteen when he was taken off
a bus in Peshawar, Pakistan. He had, as many first-orsecond-generation Muslims in Europe do, turned
to a religion his family had abandoned when they emigratedfrom their native land. His religious awakening
put him in proximity to Islamic fundamentalists: sufficientjustification for detention by American forces,
after 9/11, as a supposed member of Al Qaeda.

Bart, Cindy Sheehan is one of the few vocal progressives
out there who understandsthat the single most important thing congress
must do right now is to impeach Bush and Cheney.

The crimes these two have commited are many, and
they must be exposed. Without impeachment,Bush will continue to hide behind executive privilege,
and the sour details of their crimes will never be known.

The results of the next congressional elections
will be meaningless if these two are allowedto exit office with a free pass, but the Democrats
refuse to see it. Ron in Lima, Peru

Excerpt:Vrooked Bush's former political director says
she intends to follow his directive and not answer questions about her crimes in the administration's firing
of federal prosecutors - unless a court directs her to defy her former
boss.

"While I may be unable to answer certain questions
today, I will answer those questions if
the courts rulethat this committee's need for the information
outweighs the president's assertion of executive privilege," Sara M. Taylor, who left her White House job
two months ago, said in remarks prepared for presentation to the Senate Judiciary Committee on Wednesday.

"Thank you for your understanding," she added
in what seemed like a taunt to Rubber-stamp Pat Leahy.

Gee Bartman whose side are on?Are you hurtin that much that you have to accept
an ad for a signed George Bush prints?

Google is a young, start-up company that makes
mistakes.We try to work with new businesses to help them
get their feet on the ground,but yes, sometimes they screw up. We've asked
them not to run Fascist ads.

Thats fuckin revoltingIve pretty much lost all respect for you and
your site. rich

Who the fuck are you?
I'm here 12 years fighting the bastards and you introduce yourself by showing
your ass?

The Democrats refused to fight back from January 21, 1993 until the
last election
because they were scared little girls who were afraid of their own
shadow.
Last November they gained power - but they're not using it - why?

As things are right now, the Democrats are going to win
the White House and
increase their majorities in the House and Senate - maybe even to the
point where
out next president will have a super-majority, thus being veto-proof.

Then they can do anything,
such as put these bastards on trialand nothing can stop
them except their own sheepishness.

But if they act now, they could generate sympathy for the Murder Monkey.
If they act now,
the American Whore Media would make Bush out to be the victim of a
spiteful witchhunt
and the Republicans could make a comeback in 2008 and nobody wants
that.

On the other side, Bush is going to stay the course and keep killing
soldiers.
He wants to leave the quagmire in place (A) because he's stealing $300M
a day
and (B), he can always say he would've eventually won Iraq - but his
term ran out.

So, as long as the Democrats do nothing, they are going
to win BIG next year.
Sure, this is bad, horrible and terrible for the troops, but if they
act now, and the GOP
makes a comeback in 2008, the bastards could win and the war would
escalate and
the soldiers might not ever come home.

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