Even if you don't know a Golden Snitch from a frumious Bandersnatch, it's absolutely impossible to remain churlish at life when this duo is around. If anybody knows who could have done this, drop us a line and we'll credit Fluffy and 'Arry accordingly. On an unrelated note, Cerberus is the new vampires is the new zombies is the new selkies is the new tengu.