Mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm
Grandma's hands clapped in church on sunday morning
Grandma's hands played a tambourine so well
Grandma's hands used to issue out a warning
She'd say, "Billy don't you run so fast
Might...

Grandma's hands
Clapped in church on Sunday morning
Grandma's hands
Played a tambourine so well
Grandma's hands
Used to issue out a warning
She'd say, "Billy don't you run so fast
Might fall on a piece...

Grandma's hands
Clapped in church on Sunday morning
Grandma's hands
Played the tambourine so well
Grandma's hands
Grandma's hand used to issue out a warning
And she'd say
Baby, don't you run so fast
Might...

My grandma's bigger than the ocean
My grandma's bigger than any sea
My grandma's bigger than you are
My grandma's so much bigger, yeah bigger than me
And when I take her to a resturaunt
She knows...

Textes et Paroles de Grandma Sitting In The Corner With A Penis In Her Hand Going "No, No, No, No, No

grandma sitting in the corner with a penis in her hand
going "no, no, no, no, no"
it only goes to show
grandma sitting in the corner with a penis in her hand
going "no, no, no, no, no"
it only went to show
when the ambulance arrived
there wasn't a cock alive
grandma in the corner with a penis in her hand
going "no, no, no, no, no"
grandma in the corner with a beehive in her hand
going "no, no, no, no, no"
when the ambulance arrived today
all the penises were playing in the hay
grandma in the corner in her hand with a penis
going "no, no, no, no, no"
the ambulance man
saying "no, no, no, no, no"
grandma, oh grandma
you old fucking cunt bitch grandma
i'm gonna wring the penis from your hands
"oh no, no, no"
grandma, grandma
"no, no, no, no, no"
in the corner with your hands
you wrung your hands from the penis
you crazy witch