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3. Matias Dominguez. Some golfers spend their whole lives toiling to get into the Masters — he had the good fortune to enjoy a hot week at the inaugural Latin American Amateur Championship. Now No. 421 in the world amateur golf rankings is on his way to Augusta. Loco.

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5. Keegan Bradley. The world’s most obnoxious Beantown backer now gets to spend the next two weeks talking mess about the Patriots. It’s gonna be hard for him to line up any playing partners, that’s for sure.

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Zeros

1. Phil’s schedule. Is it too much to ask that just once his kids are on break the week of the Masters?

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2. The Kayminator. There’s no middle ground in this guy’s game. When he blows a tournament, he goes big.

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3. The World Ranking. So JWalk and PReed have won a combined eight times in the last two years but neither is in the top 10, while Furyk and Sergio both are even though they specialize in not winning. If a system rewards numbing consistency over victories, something needs to change.