Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 22

509 BC - The first troll, Spamicarus, is caught passing off used pig shoulders as rare cuts of meat to unwilling customers and is thrown into prison. Sadly, this is both the first and last account of such a thing ever happening to a spammer.

AD 30 - Jesus receives a letter from the king: "B UY [email protected] AND WE W ON'T K!LL YOU--" and tosses it into the river.