Saturday, April 4, 2009

New banner time! Hope everyone likes it. I'm also getting a nice little art portfolio together. Here are some characters I created between 1999 and 2002, but this below is a brand new 2009 line-up of them!This is for Brie! She's always wanted a dickcake so here ya go buddyHere's a cartoon commission done for my friend Nadia!! Again, I'm always open to taking art commissions, sooo if you want something by me just shoot an email my way!Spontaneous goodies time! Enjoy THIS MUSICAL INTERLUDE by none other than Kali, completely unrehearsed and improvised as it went along. She's so sweet for making this for me! This tune has been stuck in my head all week.

And also please try to enjoy this little slice of something; filmed in five minutes, with 0% thought! This is a weird one.

Presenting America's #1 Funnyman, Neil Hamburger!WHO is Neil Hamburger, you might be asking? He's an LA stand-up comic with one goal: to be the world's worst stand-up comic. His timing is horrible, he's constantly hacking and breathing into the microphone, and he leaves the crowd confused, booing, and most of the time absolutely hating him.What most audiences don't realize is that this is exactly what he's aiming for, and it's what makes him hilarious and brilliant for those of us in the know. Hellen, Brie, back me up here! (also, catch the episode of Tim & Eric that he guest stars in!)

That monkey has peeking balls. It is as if they are peering around a corner to catch a glimpse of the r-rated movie its parents are watching or hiding behind its parents leg when meeting a stranger. I am glad you did not give me Pasquale to whittle, that chest hair would have been tricky.

I once watched Neil Hamburger call some pub goers herpes carriers and other things as they entered the bar.They were oblivious to the fact they were the joke. They took one look at his act and walked out. As hard as he tries not to be, that was funny!!