Stop! Thief!

Sadly, even in Israel, they have shoplifters, and one day Dudu Rifkin was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from Moishe’s exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said Dudu, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"

Moishe the store owner agreed and wrote up the sales slip. But then Dudu looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"