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I'll tell you what. I'll go with you, but you have to let me bor...

Charlie: I'll tell you what. I'll go with you, but you have to let me borrow your car any time I want.Dee: NoCharlie: Every now and then...Dee: NoCharlie: One time.Dee: All right.Charlie: And, you have to take me to lunch twice a week for a year.Dee: No, I don't.Charlie: Once a week.Dee: Mmm-mm.Charlie: Today.Dee: Okay

Dee: Oh, you are being ridiculous. He's a professional football player.Mac: No, look, I'm not talking about killing the guy. I'm just talking about going up there with a group of dudes and intimidate him, maybe break his arm.Dee: You can't break Tom Brady's arm.Mac: Oh yes, I can! No more Super Bowls for that pretty boy.