HotWingAgenda:Dunkin Donuts is not a coffee establishment, it's a fast food donut chain.

They've always been a coffee place, but they hearken back to an older era, an era before every cup of coffee needed three cups of sugar and half a gallon of milk in it. Their flagship donut, the titular dunkin' donut, was explicitly designed for their coffee- it had a little nub that could be used as a handle so that you could dunk it more fully.

While their coffee isn't the greatest thing you'll find, it's still one of the better mass market chains for coffee. Given the choice between Starbucks and Dunkies, Dunkies every time.

Missing from the list: It was the victim of Bain Capitalization, where they changed the business model from donut made in the store to donuts made in a factory. A Dunkin Donut is no better than hitting the pastry case at QT or RaceTrac at this point. Maybe a little fresher than 7-11.

I dunno what it's like elsewhere, but in the Baltimore area, there are no packs of sugar or creamer for you to mix. They mix it for you. This makes Dunkin Donuts coffee suck tremendously. The sweetness scale for their sugar dispensing machine goes like this: 1 sugar = no discernible flavor. 2 sugar = ungodly sweet to the point my 6 year old niece wouldn't drink it.

I like being able to chose the exact amount of sweetness. Just give me two sugar packs and call it a day. We'll be good from there.

Now hold on a minute. When I was a young boy in New England my grandfather would take me out on his boat early in the morning, and if we were lucky we'd get a couple of buckets of whale piss to take back and sell down the market. Well, we did this until Dunkin Donuts and their fancy coffee came along and put us out of business. So don't tell me their coffee tastes like whale piss - you don't know what real whale piss tastes like, and until you do you can keep your hoity-toity I'm-too-good-to-drink-whale-piss comments to yourself.

Yes. I, too, was dumbfounded by how little content was included in this article. Even by Yahoo standards, it was pretty weak.

/hell, it would have been weak by Buzzfeed standards, too//just add some Disney Princess gifs///seriously, what the hell is up with those Buzzfeed sponsored links? Drew, if you're reading this, I think you should make shame banners like Wikipedia does. You know, "If every person who read this donated $2, this fundraiser could be over in 2 hours" or whatever. Yours could say, "If every person who read this joined Total Fark for a month, we could never have Buzzfeed sponsored links again." If you do that, Drew, I will bite the bullet and buy myself a TF subscription. I promise.