This happens to me all the time with my dang animals. They are so animalistic of the music kind. My ears bleed and the neighbor dogs go hog wild.. and then we have this. A dog trying to get an audition for American Idol and I am now $5,000.00 knee deep in expenses for grooming and ball tucking. The procedure to pin back this dogs ear's is worse than Hei […]

Well every time I have think I have seen it all, a hairy bear tells me different. If you told me a bear shits in the woods ONLY I would normally believe you but somehow I think now that Bears shits in toilets and wanted a bidet to get all fresh like the rest of us. This bear waves so frantically at the passer byes and I want to have spa time with this bear. […]

Who hasn't thought about waving around a dead friend partying all night until he turns blue while we all get our drink on while toasting our friend? NOT ME!! Who does this shit? Unless I was on many hits of acid that I saw cola's all through the night and vision of me dancing with this stiff? Hope I didn't make out with this stiff. Less more?I […]

8:30 pm Eastern

The Neighbors | ABC I Believe I Can Drive

Marty gives driving lessons to Larry and Jackie—though operating a car is quite different than piloting a spaceship. Meanwhile, Amber winds up with an unusual driver’s-education teacher when she refuses her father’s advice.

9 pm Eastern

60 Minutes Sports | SHOe

Segments include Anderson Cooper traveling to Portugal with big-wave surfer Garrett McNamara and a look at the punishing sport of obstacle racing. Also: an interview with freediver Herbert Nitsch.

Boston’s Finest | TNT The City They Call Home

A capture becomes personal for the gang unit, and patrol officers encounter an assortment of characters and challenges.

Haunted Collector | Syfy Farm Stalker; Echo Club Spirits

A horse trainer in Montgomery, N.Y., fears for the safety of the animals on her farm in the third-season opener.

Hoarding: Buried Alive | TLC She Wants It, She Takes It

A woman must live in a camper in her backyard because her house is so cluttered with things she’s found in dumpsters, but her neighbors are threatening to sue unless she cleans it up in a hurry.

Property Brothers | HGTV James & David

A couple want out of their townhouse, which has too many stairs and is located next to a smelly sewage plant.

Season 5 opens with Rachel gearing up for the premiere of her spring line at New York Fashion Week. She hopes the launch of her career as an esteemed designer will be seamless, but she must overcome criticism in a gossip column.

9:30 pm Eastern

Suburgatory | ABC | starts at: 9:31 How to Be a Baby

Dalia helps Mr. Wolfe get over his breakup with Chef Alan by changing his appearance and, for good measure, plotting a little revenge to mend his broken heart. Meanwhile, Tessa lands an internship with Jill; and Carmen becomes the object of Noah’s desire, much to Dallas and George’s dismay.

10 pm Eastern

America’s Supernanny | LIFE The Arnold Family

Deborah helps an out-of-control family that includes five kids.

Duck Dynasty | A&E Shot Thru the Heart

The guys help John Luke through a breakup; Phil and Kay have their pets photographed.

It’s a Brad Brad World | BRAVO Crushing It, Killing It

In the Season 2 opener, Brad is challenged when he must style 30 looks for a spring-summer presentation while working for his elite celebrity clientele. Elsewhere, client Minka Kelly must reschedule a fitting; and Brad attends two runway shows.

My Strange Addiction | TLC Vapor Rub; Eats Tires

A 33-year-old woman’s 20-year addiction to vapor rub amounts to 30 jars, inhalers and patches per week; a 19-year-old has a six-year habit of eating 14 pounds of tires every month.

Psych | USA Juliet Takes a Luvah

Juliet goes undercover on a dating site while Shawn tries to contain his jealousy. Elsewhere, Gus has a new girlfriend.

Southland | TNT Under the Big Top

Lydia pursues a killer who cooked a victim; John and Lucero bond as they respond to bizarre calls and challenges; Ben and Sammy track bank robbers.

Three New Yorkers find themselves trapped in the supposedly haunted Seaview Terrace in Newport, R.I.

The Americans | FX Trust Me

Stan’s mole is at risk of discovery as the KGB scour their ranks for a double agent.

The Soup | E!

This `Talk Soup’ variation broadens the satire to include pop culture and news stories.

Weed Country | DSC Rippers

Part 3 of 6. Nate needs help from an old friend after his farm is torn up; Matt has a rough first meeting with a supplier.

Workaholics | COMEDY Hungry Like the Wolf Dog

The guys take a road trip late at night in search of a legendary breakfast burrito.

10:30 pm Eastern

Duck Dynasty | A&E Here Lizard, Lizard

A pet lizard escapes in the warehouse; Willie and Si tag along with police officers for the day.

Dukes of Melrose | BRAVO One Dress, Ten Thousand Dollars

A style-theme reality series that centers on boutique owners Christos Garkinos and Cameron Silver as they buy and consign vintage fashion items for their elite clients. In the premiere, the duo attempt to dress celebrities as the Oscars draw near.

House Hunters International | HGTV Hunting for a Historical Hungarian Home

A Chicago couple search for a historic Hungarian home after they accept teaching jobs in Budapest.

Kroll Show | COMEDY Please God

In the Season 1 finale, a wedding divides Liz and Liz; Bobby Bottleservice displays his entrepreneurial side; and Ref Jeff opens a “bounce house” business.