Gabby Parsons

Last Winners Before the Rapture!

by Gabby Parsons,posted May 20 2011 2:16PM

Ah yes, creepy guy captions. I love 'em! Thanks to everyone for your very creative captions.
We had several themes running through the week, starting with the rapture! First up, Denise:
Hey guys, I need a ride to the rapture party, does anyone have room for me and my non-concealed weapon?
then we had Jan S.
The grim reaper decides to take out as many as he can before everyone gets raptured on Saturday.
Ronald McDonald is up next, starting with Lisa:
After sizing up his evil twin, Ronald McDonald second guesses "infectious happiness" as his choice of weapon for the Doppleganger Throw-Down 2011.
Kraig:
When Mickey D's execs asked their marketing gurus to come up with a "hipper, edgier" Ronald McDonald, this was not exactly what they had in mind.
And I LOVED the play on words from Jim:
Meet Ronald our new hedge fund manager.
We were honored to have a political star play along: Scatt Walker:
"You think parking is difficult? Wait until you get inside and try to vote."
one more Grim Reaper caption, this time from RSSGF:
When the Grim Reaper's schedule is too full, he calls in his brother, the Slightly-More-Cheery Reaper
But this week's BIG WINNER of all these fabulous prizes is this simple and to the point caption from Jared:
Worst. Bris. Ever.
Have a great weekend and I expect to see you all here next week!

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