Sorry, but if Kris Krinkleyknees' medium-mean words caused him to register and post in frustration, I'm sure he'll find another source of outrage soon enough. Hell I'll even try to chum the waters. *ahem*

Keysi fighting method is a bunch of crap! Wrapping your arms around your head and grabbing shirts is how homeless people fight, and they lose all the time! Keysi is only applicable if you're in a room that's so loud you need to cover your ears (possibly from Keysi's super generic background metal). Or maybe if you're fighting in a circle of Keysi fighters and you have to evade their terrible advice. And I hear their tough guy tribal tattoos don't even mean anything!