China

China (simplified Chinese: 中国; traditional Chinese: 中國; pinyin: Zhōngguó) is a sovereign state in East Asia. To Chris, however, it's a word he uses in place of "vagina", as he is uncomfortable saying said term and feels the need to resort to using childish similar-sounding or slightly-altered versions of the offending term. It's likely Chris based this term off of a term for porcelain, "china". However, Chris has stopped using the word in later years.

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In his opening post on the Sonichu Girls forum, he expresses his love for female genitalia, saying that each one is "truly a masterful work of God's art that is simply beautiful in their own way".[2] He then justifies his reverence for china by stating that he cares more about the feelings and opinions of women than about their bodies.

Chris got this name from "Pound My Tom-Tom",[3] a short music video that debuted during the credits of the Adult Swim show Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil. Humorously, the gag in the episode was that this is a particularly bad euphemism for vagina, and one of the characters embarrassed themselves by using it in public.

Vaginatables

Vaginatables is yet another CWC-ism for "vagina", a mangled version of "vegetables". It was used in Chris's e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com" from his whois info for CWC's Sonichu Site!.

Gallery of China (NSFW)

China

This is what Chris actually does. Also notice the comment from Jesus below.