You'll Love Norwegian TV's Take on "Cops"

We aren't in the habit of watching Cops or Norwegian television, but this is hilarious. Two of the most polite cops you'll ever see try to detain a very intoxicated man. At times, the perp seems overwhelmed with respect and admiration for his pursuers; at others he is filled with Freddie Krueger levels of loathing. He sounds extra scary because they apparently ran his voice through some kind of synthesizer, too. But it all adds up to maybe the funniest cop video in history. Especially the part where he's sitting in the back of a police van, demanding they turn on the siren and "USE THE ACCELERATOR!!!"

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