WE AT THE THE SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF SOUTH PORTLAND THOUGHT A CONTACT PAGE WOULD BE USEFUL. THEN WE CHANGED OUR MINDS. WE DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT YOU THINK--NOT OUR FRIENDS, NOT THE PETTY BURGEOISE OF SOUTH PORTLAND. WE ONLY CARE WHAT WE THINK. THAT'S WHY WE RIGGED THE SYSTEM. WHEN THE BURGEOISE OF SOUTH PORTLAND VOTED AGAINST THE SO CALLED WATERFRONT PROTECTION ORDINANCE, WE SPRUNG IMMEDIATELY INTO ACTION TO USURP THE WILL OF THE BURGEOISE WITH A NEW ORDINANCE BASED ON THE FALSE PREMISE THAT THERE WAS SOME THREAT TO THE AIR OF SOUTH PORTLAND, WHICH OF COURSE, IS ABSURD. BUT IT SET A FIRE UNDER A BUNCH OF FRIGHTENED OLD LADIES AND SCRAWNY LEFTIST AGITATORS. SO WE CREATED A LIE AND WERE OFF TO THE RACES. WE RAMRODED THIS THROUGH OUR COMMISARIAT COMMITTEE AND GOT OUR WAY. SO TO HELL WITH ALL OF YOU AND WHAT YOU THINK! DON'T BOTHER TO CONTACT US ONLY UNLESS YOU WANT TO AGREE WITH US!