What a strange bike... A "Serotta" you say? Its so low to the ground, I mean, it almost looks like you could put your feet on the ground when you stand over it! And whats with the crazy bendy bars, did you bend those yourself? I mean, the only thing normal about that bike is the lime green paint.

You really should get yourself some sort of normal bike, before people start giving you weird looks. Something like this would be perfect: