In the same family as the broccoli fart, the cauliflower fart will appear in the bowels some time after consuming cauliflower and produces a substantial amount of heat accompanied by a deep sulfurous bouquet. These farts are known to linger for seemingly inconceivable time periods.

Last night I unleashed a raunchy cauliflower fart before I got out of the car. When Sandy got up to take the kids to school the next day it was still in there. I guess the kids were crying pretty bad about the stench.