Madeleine the Movie

Pope Out To Lunch

Vatican officials were astounded today when US Secretary of State, Gondola Ricea, arrived for her lunch date with the Pope. Dr Ricea had to be told, with extreme diplomacy, that the Pope was already doing lunch with someone else.

Hidden meaning found in anagram - but it doesn't make sense!

The anagram genius working on Dr Who Ha's anagram campaign is baffled by the only re-arrangment of [the daleks are in control]. All he could come up with was[disenchant alert looker]. It just doesn't make sense!

Pope Recants on Disposable Love

A press release issued from Vatican today states that the Pope will be launching an Encyclical clarifying the Church's position on Disposable Love - Church officals claim - It was never meant to be taken literally!