Thursday, March 26, 2009

Last night a contestant wore a jacket trimmed in tube socks. TUBE SOCKS! And pretty much everyone looks like they're shopping the clearance racks at Wal-Mart (no offense, Wal-Mart).

My biggest beef is with the ever-crazy Paula. I mean, we know she's nuts, but last night she merged the upper part of a (ugly) homecoming dress with a tutu to create this ensemble:(Editor's note: I spent last night in an endless battle with my TiVo [play-pause-rewind-pause-slow forward-slow backward-play-rewind-fast forward-slow back-pause] to capture these pictures for you. Because if you ignore crimes against fashion, you become a silent supporter. AND I WILL NOT SUPPORT!)

Unbelievably, the close-up of Paula's outfit was worse:Dear Ms. Abdul -- IT'S TOO MUCH!Waaaaaaaaaay too much. Keep it simple. The sharpie mustache (drawn by Mr. Cowell) would have been more than enough accessory to complete your "look."Also, Randy, why were you sporting a beach towel and some home-grown beaded jewelry you whipped up in your trailer before the show?On a brighter note (and really there was only one), have you ever seen eyes this green? Way to work what your momma gave you, Mr. Robinson.Print Page

8 comments:

Oh my gosh- I'm dying. And the homegrown beaded necklace...I know, right? Although I have to say, I LOVED Adam's ensemble last night. So Elvis chic. Glad we're on the same page re: AI stylist's employment/life.