Buy Mosspuppet Gear!

Check it out, crapcakes: stuff you can buy with my name on it. Some of these glorious things even have funny slogans that you can pretend you came up with yourself. Until your friends see your gear and realize you’re a liar.

Mugs!

Click on a mug to buy!

Voicemail!

There are 3 levels of voicemail to choose from, and they’re goddamn amazing! They are:

$10 – Generic Voicemail (refers to no one in particular)

$15 – Generic Voicemail with your name (refers to YOU!)

$50 – Customized Voicemail (written originally for you; 100% unique!)

If you want a Mosspuppet voicemail, just e-mail me at mosspuppet@gmail.com and tell me which voicemail you’d like. Then I’ll tell you how to get me the money (via Paypal!) that will get you the Voicemail (via e-mail!).