Last summer, Tucson lawyer Charles Carreon dashed off a letter requesting that Matt Inman, the creator of popular webcomic The Oatmeal, "deliver to me a check in the amount of $20,000" as payment for some things Inman had said about a site called FunnyJunk.

Carreon didn't get his check, though. Instead, Inman drew a crude picture of woman—who might or might not have been Carreon's mother—seducing a bear. "There are some things that you accept with grace," Carreon told Ars in an interview last summer. "But I do not accept that my mother engaged in bestiality and I do not accept that FunnyJunk slept with its mother, as it does not have a mother."

Inman also raised $200,000 online and said he would photograph it for Carreon before sending it off to a pair of charities. Carreon responded by suing The Oatmeal's creator, the National Wildlife Federation, the American Cancer Society, and 100 anonymous "Does" who had allegedly mocked or bullied him online.

The entire Carreon affair became a long and bizarre story that only got weirder as it lurched along. By the end of it:

Carreon threatened to subpoena Ars Technica

He wrote a song about Inman that included the lines, "Your humor's scatological / Your mind is pathological / Did someone drop you on your head / When you were in your baby-bed?"

"Satirical Charles" created a website designed to mock Carreon; Carreon exposed the man behind it and began threatening libel action, warning that "I have the known capacity to litigate appeals for years"

Satirical Charles sued Carreon for a declarative judgment that his site was legal

In December 2012, Carreon gave Satirical Charles everything he wanted, admitting that the site was legal and agreeing to pay "costs" of $725

When Satirical Charles' lawyer then demanded $77,765.25 in compensation for his time, Carreon tied the matter up in paperwork for months, objecting vociferously to just about any further payout and finally agreeing to cough up... $200

All of which brings us to today, when the federal judge overseeing the Satirical Charles litigation finally handed down his order on fees. "While defendant [Charles Carreon's] threatened claims were not 'exceptional' at the outset of this case, defendant’s actions throughout the litigation certainly transformed this case into an 'exceptional' matter, deserving of an award of attorney fees," concluded the judge. "Evidence supports a finding of malicious conduct during the course of this case."

The judge was displeased with the way Carreon "went to great lengths, imposing unnecessary costs on plaintiff, to avoid service" and that he "engaged in unnecessary, vexatious, and costly tactics" in objecting to pay the other side's attorneys' fees, amounting to "a mini-trial on plaintiff's motion for fees." In fact, $37,650.25 of the $77,765.25 bill was added up after Carreon admitted defeat. Carreon even deposed the opposing lawyer, Paul Alan Levy of Public Citizen, but the judge ruled that this only created "additional frustration for plaintiff and his attorneys."

Carreon's basic gripe was that he had already agreed to the initial $725 payment, and he thought that took care of everything in the case. As the judge noted, however, the documents weren't clear and "defendant cannot now escape the consequences of his inartful drafting."

As for Carreon's final pitch that he should pay only an extra $200, the judge laughed it off. "Defendant nowhere explains how he arrived at this figure or why such an award would be appropriate and reasonable under the circumstances," wrote the judge. "Indeed, such an award would contemplate an hourly rate of less than $70... As there is no basis for defendant’s proposed award, it must be rejected."

Carreon won't have to pay the whole bill, however; the judge did some calculating and chopped things down to $46,100.25

And with that, the Carreon/Oatmeal saga completes its strange journey from a request for $20,000 to a payment of $46,100.25—a $66,000 swing, due entirely to Carreon's own reactions to the very situation he helped initiate.

Ars has contacted Charles Carreon and will update with any comments as we receive them.

Update 6:07pm: Ars editor Cyrus Farivar spoke with Carreon by phone.

"I don't think it's correct but it's never a good idea to sound off in the press what you think of a judge's ruling," he said. "We have two possible levels of review left."

When asked if he would appeal, he said: "I really don't know."

However, Carreon did express regret over engaging in a lawsuit with Satirical Charles, and by extension, his counsel, Paul Alan Levy.

"I don't regret having sent the initial letter to Matt [Inman]," he said. "However, writing the e-mail to Paul, which has resulted in this ruling, if I could go back and not send it, wait another day, another week, I would have done that."

"I still think that Matt Inman is a great big bully," he said. "I'm glad that I stood up to him. It would have been nice if [this whole saga] had happened in a different way. I didn't lose any clients as a result of FunnyJunk. I've gotten new clients since then. I know there are a lot of people that wish me ill, and I don't wish them ill in return."

The Prenda Law people are the assholes in high school, who figured they were so awesome, they could lie about everything, and that everyone believed them, when everyone just dismissed them as the assholes they were.

Charles Carreon is the guy in high school that thought he was the class clown, but wasn't the least bit funny, yet thought it was everyone else's fault that they didn't get his genius.

Both are examples that anyone can get a law degree and pass the bar exam.

The Prenda Law people are the assholes in high school, who figured they were so awesome, they could lie about everything, and that everyone believed them, when everyone just dismissed them as the assholes they were.

Charles Carreon is the guy in high school that thought he was the class clown, but wasn't the least bit funny, yet thought it was everyone else's fault that they didn't get his genius.

No, seriously, if you accept the theory that there are an infinite number of parallel universes, in which every possible eventuality is being played out, in one universe Mr. Carreon is indeed running for President... against Kim Jong-un. It would be nice to think there is at least one reality even more stupid than our own.

Can any lawyers in the house shed some light on 1) what might happen if Carreon fails to pay up, or 2) who eats the $31K not covered in the judge's decision?

1) He has a judgment against him. Until paid, it will show up on his credit history - affecting his credit score. They can go after his personal assets (and depending on state), go after things like summer home, business investments, other assets. Though not things like his homestead, personal bank accounts he may be using daily, or his car (all of which are cosnidered vital in order to engage in work/earn a living).2) Other side eats the $31k no covered in the judge's decision.

As a lawyer myself, i am ecstatic about this and the forthcoming decision int he Prenda Law case. As attorney's we have a dual duty - 1) to adequately represent our clients and 2) to not abuse the court system.

Lawyers like Prenda and this guy are nothing better than playground bullies. Using the threat of inflicting financial damage on victims as a way to extort money. Having a valid reason to file suit is understandable, and legal expenses incurred because of that are acceptable.

But these guys are just bullies and don't have a legal leg to stand on. The wheels of justice may move slowly, but they do eventually move, and you don't want to get caught under them.

Hmm, the kid who finds everything offensive, and needs to tell everyone about it? The one who will freak out if someone says that word "niggardly", even if you bring them a dictionary to show them the correct origin of the word.

And with that, the Carreon/Oatmeal saga completes its strange journey from a request for $20,000 to a payment of $46,100.25 — a $66,000 swing, due entirely to Carreon's own reactions to the very situation he helped initiate.

I have to say, that paragraph induced a nice, warm, fuzzy glow with which to end my difficult working week.

This story brings back good memories, oh the lulz I had reading about every new development, the rants and the songs. I'm actually getting a little bit nostalgic, the FunnyJunk/Oatmeal/Carreon stuff is wrapping up, Rightshaven is finished, and now Prenda Law seems to be entering the final chapters too. The only insane legal story left will be the whole Kim Dotcom/Megaupload fiasco, and that's been slow lately.