9 Signs That You’re A Crappy Superhero

If you’re like many superheroes, you spend your time contemplating ways to foil criminal masterminds, but have you ever stopped to think ‘am I doing a good job?’ The public, for the sake of manners, will often act like they’re awed by a superhero, but then will make fun of that superhero behind his or her back. Here are 9 ways to tell for sure if you’re a crappy superhero:

Picture from the film Super Grover Vs. Predator

-Everyone thinks the “S” on your chest stands for “sucks”

-Instead of boots and a cape, your uniform consists of tap shoes and a long dickey

-What you call your superhero vehicle, most people would call the city bus

-Your hideout is at the top of a McDonalds Play Place

-Your sidekick is a seahorse

-You refuse to stay out past your bed time

-Your archenemy is your own bladder

-You have an acute fear of criminals, the dark, costumes, fighting and surprising people

-Your one superhero power: The ability to beat any deal on a mattress

-Instead of “Up, Up & Away!” your catch phrase is the far less memorable “I’m about to leave!”