When the Drink Wine and Giggle Gals go to the theatre, we don't expect intermission wine served in plastic wine glasses to be good, but why shouldn't it be? Is The Wizard of Oz not worthy of a decent or at least whimsical wine such as Wicked Witch Shiraz or Toto's Best Pinot Grigio? We ordered Placido because we thought it might transport us via placebo effect to somewhere approaching the Emerald City. With a straw man hue and notes of Toto's fur, it was unfortunately not served cold enough to make it out of Kansas.