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No. I don't care how hot someone is, if their personality is shit, I'm out

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

Depends on the relationship, of course. If it's healthy, then absolutely.

3. Are you a virgin?

Yes.

4. Are you in a relationship?

Yes <3

5. Are you in love?

YES <3<3<3

6. Are you single this year?

So far in 2015 nope!

7. Can you commit to one person?

Yes, absolutely.

8. Describe your crush.

Well my crush is my boyfriend obvs he's a total cutie patootie and a huge dork and basically perfection

9. Describe your perfect mate.

see #8

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Umm, attraction maybe, but not love. Love comes from an established bond in my experience.

11. Do you ever want to get married?

When it's legal, hell yeah.

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

If the person is truly remorseful, and the betrayal wasn't a total dealbreaker, then yes.

13. Do you get jealous easily?

Yeah, but over dumb shit lmao

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

My boyfriend

15. Do you have any piercings?

I have five in my ears, a nose stud, and a lip ring. I'm looking to get more ear piercings.

16. Do you have any tattoos?

Not yet, but I have some in mind.

17. Do you like kissing in public?

Cute lil' pecks, sure. I don't condone really passionate kissing unless it's over something emotional (A proposal, meeting your partner after weeks/months apart, stuff like that). I can guarantee that when I get to meet Zoya irl I'm gonna smooch the shit out of that boy while I'm blubbering like a baby.

20. Do you shower every day?

yeeeaahhh my skin and hair get really gross if I don't

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

I would certainly hope so, we've been together for six months now

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

I'd like to think so, but under current circumstances I can't be sure

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

I've never cheated, so yeah duh

24. Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?

Shrugging. If I and my partner are ready, then cool. But I'm only seventeen so ya know.

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

Well I am so

26. Has anyone told you they don't want to ever lose you?

Yeah <3

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

If they have, I haven't heard about it. (I will admit I've written cheesy poetry about Zoya but he's not gonna read them bc they're super embarrassing)

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

Yep. Asshole.

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

Absolutely not.

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

Well, my dysphoria makes me think about surgery a lot, so idk maybe if I get really sick of my boobs.

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

Yes.

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

Yeah.

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

pfff no

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

nah son

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

yeah

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

No.

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

They only hated him after he cheated on me and dumped me so

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn't expect to?

Are you kidding like literally every crush is like that

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn't have?

Yeah. I actually thought Zoya would never ever like me. I got so lucky.

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

Yeah but they're super cheesy and embarrassing

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

um no

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

I haven't kissed anyone in like two years (not that I haven't wanted to) so I can't really answer that.

43. How long was your longest relationship?

A year. Hoping to break that record <3

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

3 boyfriends, but one relationship only lasted a couple of days so I don't usually count it

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?

If any, one.

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

hahahahhahahahhaah

47. How old are you?

17

48. If the person you like says they like someone what would you do?

Feel heartbroken, but totally support them!! then go home and cry for weeks like a stupid ass pissbaby. -leaving this one the same as laur's because same

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

Everything

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

Since he cheated on me, hell no

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

My friends and Zoya. I love them all so much I can't even begin to put it in words

52. Is there anyone you've given up on? Why?

Yeah. I crushed on him for a long ass time but it wouldn't ever happen so lol yeah I got over it

53. Is there someone mad because you're dating/talking to the person you are?

I hope not!

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

Yes.

55. Share a relationship story.

I met a person on tumblr, we were initially gonna rp but we ended up talking a lot and not actually doing that at first pfff. We became pretty good friends and I soon realized that I was crushing on him super bad and I tried everything to just not because I never ever thought he would feel the same way, he literally took my breath away and my feelings for him drove me insane. I would hang up on skype after saying goodnight and cry because I was so frustrated with myself. Eventually i decided I needed to man up or I'd go off the deep end, so one day I mustered my courage and dropped the "hey so I might have a big dumb crush on you" bomb in the middle of a perfectly normal conversation (smooth), and after spending about five minutes panicking and thinking he was never going to talk to me again, he responded by saying he liked me too, which was a huge shock and probably the best thing that's ever happened to me. We've been dating for six months, and although he lives so far away and keeping in touch is difficult, I'm happier than I've ever been. <3

56. State 8 facts about your body:

- I'm a little chubby.- I'm short.- My back is hella messed up and I'm really concerned that it could be scoliosis (I'm at risk due to a spiral fracture of my left femur when I was a kid, and I used to have to go have regular check-ups to make sure, but I haven't recently and my back and neck have been super stiff and sore)- My natural hair and eye color is brown- I have long fingers- I have some light freckles on my arms and shoulders- I have tiny feet- I bite my nails, always have

57. Things you want to say to an ex:

later loser I was too good for you anyways

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

Really honestly just be genuine. I could get into specifics but that's really all that matters.

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

UHHHH I'm too lazy to do this right now tbh

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

Little over a year, shortest is three and a half months

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

In person, looks obviously (though I tend to remember faces most often), online it's personality and little quirks that people have

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

ahahhaha we're not gonna go there friend

63. What is your definition of "having sex"

Depends on you and your partner really. If the two of you consider certain activities sex, then boom it's sex.

64. What is your definition of cheating?

Being romantically involved with someone else, implying that you wish to be romantically involved (through words or actions)

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

I haven't had sex???

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

I dunno how I feel about sexy roleplay tbh

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

Just spending time together, doing things we love and bonding, whether we're out and about or just staying home and cuddling.

68. What is your sexual orientation?

I am pansexual, which basically means my attraction to someone is not concerned with their gender or sex

69. What turns you on?

UMMMM there are things but there are babies on this website and also I'm a huge weenie so I'm not going there

70. What turns you off?

Ignorance, aggressiveness, disrespect, being gross -again same as Laur

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

I don't think I've ever had one?? If I have it certainly wasn't memorable lol

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

when I have sex for the first time I'll let you know

73. What's something sweet you'd like someone to do for you?

Just cuddle me and take care of me, I'm a gigantic baby that loves attention. Though I will say I also want to be able to take care of them in kind and shower them in affection.

74. What's the most superficial characteristic you look for?

...I dunno....?

75. What's the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for you?

Zoya has done a lot of super sweet things, but the one that really sticks out to me is when he told me he'd like to give me his copy of his favorite album when we meet. I don't think I can quite convey how special that is in just words.

76. What's the sweetest thing you've ever done for someone?

Shrugging. Ask Zoya.

77. What's your opinion on age differences in relationships?

If the relationship is healthy, consensual, and both parties are ADULTS then go crazy. My parents are 11 years apart. I'm okay with a few years between teenagers, but there are some things that are just gross

78. What's your dirtiest secret?

shrugging

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

I dunno man

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

In the last day or two, but he hasn't been able to get on skype in almost three months, so technically he hasn't seen it.

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

All of my friends (Ik there are more than five fight me) and Zoya

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

One of my close friends

83. Who was your first kiss with?

the asshole that cheated on me horribly enough

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

Wellll I had just gotten out of a really long relationship and it was rushed and I felt guilty. It was only like two, three days?

No. I don't care how hot someone is, if their personality is shit, I'm out

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

Depends on the relationship, of course. If it's healthy, then absolutely.

3. Are you a virgin?

Yes.

4. Are you in a relationship?

Yes <3

5. Are you in love?

YES <3<3<3

6. Are you single this year?

So far in 2015 nope!

7. Can you commit to one person?

Yes, absolutely.

8. Describe your crush.

Well my crush is my boyfriend obvs he's a total cutie patootie and a huge dork and basically perfection

9. Describe your perfect mate.

see #8

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Umm, attraction maybe, but not love. Love comes from an established bond in my experience.

11. Do you ever want to get married?

When it's legal, hell yeah.

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

If the person is truly remorseful, and the betrayal wasn't a total dealbreaker, then yes.

13. Do you get jealous easily?

Yeah, but over dumb shit lmao

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

My boyfriend

15. Do you have any piercings?

I have five in my ears, a nose stud, and a lip ring. I'm looking to get more ear piercings.

16. Do you have any tattoos?

Not yet, but I have some in mind.

17. Do you like kissing in public?

Cute lil' pecks, sure. I don't condone really passionate kissing unless it's over something emotional (A proposal, meeting your partner after weeks/months apart, stuff like that). I can guarantee that when I get to meet Zoya irl I'm gonna smooch the shit out of that boy while I'm blubbering like a baby.

20. Do you shower every day?

yeeeaahhh my skin and hair get really gross if I don't

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

I would certainly hope so, we've been together for six months now

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

I'd like to think so, but under current circumstances I can't be sure

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

I've never cheated, so yeah duh

24. Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?

Shrugging. If I and my partner are ready, then cool. But I'm only seventeen so ya know.

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

Well I am so

26. Has anyone told you they don't want to ever lose you?

Yeah <3

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

If they have, I haven't heard about it. (I will admit I've written cheesy poetry about Zoya but he's not gonna read them bc they're super embarrassing)

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

Yep. Asshole.

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

Absolutely not.

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

Well, my dysphoria makes me think about surgery a lot, so idk maybe if I get really sick of my boobs.

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

Yes.

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

Yeah.

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

pfff no

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

nah son

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

yeah

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

No.

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

They only hated him after he cheated on me and dumped me so

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn't expect to?

Are you kidding like literally every crush is like that

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn't have?

Yeah. I actually thought Zoya would never ever like me. I got so lucky.

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

Yeah but they're super cheesy and embarrassing

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

um no

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

I haven't kissed anyone in like two years (not that I haven't wanted to) so I can't really answer that.

43. How long was your longest relationship?

A year. Hoping to break that record <3

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

3 boyfriends, but one relationship only lasted a couple of days so I don't usually count it

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?

If any, one.

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

hahahahhahahahhaah

47. How old are you?

17

48. If the person you like says they like someone what would you do?

Feel heartbroken, but totally support them!! then go home and cry for weeks like a stupid ass pissbaby. -leaving this one the same as laur's because same

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

Everything

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

Since he cheated on me, hell no

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

My friends and Zoya. I love them all so much I can't even begin to put it in words

52. Is there anyone you've given up on? Why?

Yeah. I crushed on him for a long ass time but it wouldn't ever happen so lol yeah I got over it

53. Is there someone mad because you're dating/talking to the person you are?

I hope not!

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

Yes.

55. Share a relationship story.

I met a person on tumblr, we were initially gonna rp but we ended up talking a lot and not actually doing that at first pfff. We became pretty good friends and I soon realized that I was crushing on him super bad and I tried everything to just not because I never ever thought he would feel the same way, he literally took my breath away and my feelings for him drove me insane. I would hang up on skype after saying goodnight and cry because I was so frustrated with myself. Eventually i decided I needed to man up or I'd go off the deep end, so one day I mustered my courage and dropped the "hey so I might have a big dumb crush on you" bomb in the middle of a perfectly normal conversation (smooth), and after spending about five minutes panicking and thinking he was never going to talk to me again, he responded by saying he liked me too, which was a huge shock and probably the best thing that's ever happened to me. We've been dating for six months, and although he lives so far away and keeping in touch is difficult, I'm happier than I've ever been. <3

56. State 8 facts about your body:

- I'm a little chubby.- I'm short.- My back is hella messed up and I'm really concerned that it could be scoliosis (I'm at risk due to a spiral fracture of my left femur when I was a kid, and I used to have to go have regular check-ups to make sure, but I haven't recently and my back and neck have been super stiff and sore)- My natural hair and eye color is brown- I have long fingers- I have some light freckles on my arms and shoulders- I have tiny feet- I bite my nails, always have

57. Things you want to say to an ex:

later loser I was too good for you anyways

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

Really honestly just be genuine. I could get into specifics but that's really all that matters.

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

UHHHH I'm too lazy to do this right now tbh

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

Little over a year, shortest is three and a half months

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

In person, looks obviously (though I tend to remember faces most often), online it's personality and little quirks that people have

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

ahahhaha we're not gonna go there friend

63. What is your definition of "having sex"

Depends on you and your partner really. If the two of you consider certain activities sex, then boom it's sex.

64. What is your definition of cheating?

Being romantically involved with someone else, implying that you wish to be romantically involved (through words or actions)

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

I haven't had sex???

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

I dunno how I feel about sexy roleplay tbh

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

Just spending time together, doing things we love and bonding, whether we're out and about or just staying home and cuddling.

68. What is your sexual orientation?

I am pansexual, which basically means my attraction to someone is not concerned with their gender or sex

69. What turns you on?

UMMMM there are things but there are babies on this website and also I'm a huge weenie so I'm not going there

70. What turns you off?

Ignorance, aggressiveness, disrespect, being gross -again same as Laur

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

I don't think I've ever had one?? If I have it certainly wasn't memorable lol

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

when I have sex for the first time I'll let you know

73. What's something sweet you'd like someone to do for you?

Just cuddle me and take care of me, I'm a gigantic baby that loves attention. Though I will say I also want to be able to take care of them in kind and shower them in affection.

74. What's the most superficial characteristic you look for?

...I dunno....?

75. What's the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for you?

Zoya has done a lot of super sweet things, but the one that really sticks out to me is when he told me he'd like to give me his copy of his favorite album when we meet. I don't think I can quite convey how special that is in just words.

76. What's the sweetest thing you've ever done for someone?

Shrugging. Ask Zoya.

77. What's your opinion on age differences in relationships?

If the relationship is healthy, consensual, and both parties are ADULTS then go crazy. My parents are 11 years apart. I'm okay with a few years between teenagers, but there are some things that are just gross

78. What's your dirtiest secret?

shrugging

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

I dunno man

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

In the last day or two, but he hasn't been able to get on skype in almost three months, so technically he hasn't seen it.

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

All of my friends (Ik there are more than five fight me) and Zoya

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

One of my close friends

83. Who was your first kiss with?

the asshole that cheated on me horribly enough

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

Wellll I had just gotten out of a really long relationship and it was rushed and I felt guilty. It was only like two, three days?

41:Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? I don't really text people. The last person I messaged online is an online friend, so obvs no.

42:When did I last hold hands? Oh, god, I dunno. It was with Ashley, Lindsey, Lauren, or Kasey, though, I know that.

43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? Depends on how rested I am, and my level of anxiety.

44:Have you shaved your legs in the past three days? I think so?

45:Where am I right now? In my room.

46:If I were drunk and can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? If I'm lucky, a close friend, or maybe Zoya. Idk.

47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?It depends on my mood, but usually pretty reasonable.

48:Do I live with my Mom and Dad? Mom and dad.

49:Am I excited for anything? Getting a phone, changing my hair, the con at the end of the month, and most of all, meeting Zoya face to face, whenever that may be.

50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? Ummm, if by 'sex' you mean physical sex and not gender identity... no?

51:How often do I wear a fake smile? I'm not sure. More often than I'd like.

52:When was the last time I hugged someone? Today.

53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? Well it was a platonic kiss that I didn't even initiate, so I'd feel pretty neutral. She and her boyfriend are pretty cute too, not gonna lie.

54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? I'd like to think there isn't.

55:What is something I disliked about today? Most everything.

56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? CAN I PLEASE MEET MY BAE IN PERSON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

57:What do I think about most? Zoya, the near future, the future this time next year, things that make me sad

58:What’s my strangest talent?

Making really bizarre faces

59:Do I have any strange phobias? Aeroacrophobia. Basically, if I'm in a room with super high ceilings, I get super light headed and feel like I'm going to fall up. I have no clue why that even exists and it's dumb.

60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? It depends on my self confidence level.

61:What was the last lie I told? I have no idea. Probably something about getting enough sleep, because I never do.

62:Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? VIDEO CHATTING

63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? -Both, I suppose.

64:Do I believe in magic? It depends on what sort of 'magic' one is referring to, because they're many different... interpretations, I suppose is the right word? But if you're referring to like... Harry Potter type shit, then no, not really. I don't really know how to explain it.

65:Do I believe in luck? Yes.

66:What's the weather like right now? Hot. Humid. DISGUSTING.

67:What was the last book I've read? ...I don't remember. I think it was the Timekeeper?

71:Do I spend money or save it? Save it so I can spend it on things I want/need.

72:Can I touch my nose with a tongue? No.

73:Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? Yes

74:Favourite animal? fucking- I don't knoooowwwww

75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM? trying to sleep. Reading over my most recent conversation with Zoya.

76:What do I think is Satan’s last name is? Dunno, but my band director obvs thinks it's mine

77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? "Have I Told You Lately That I Love You"

78:How can you win my heart? Being genuine.

79:What would I want to be written on my tombstone? Fuck, I dunno.

80:What is my favorite word? what even

81:My top 5 blogs on tumblr UMM idk man

82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? Stop killing each other over stupid shit and deal with the problems at hand.

83:Do I have any relatives in jail? Maybe?

84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Ability to manipulate probability, because HELLO.

85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? I'd rather not

86:What is my current desktop picture? A screenshot of Zoya's hand with "I love you <3" drawn on it in marker. He did that in the middle of a skype call and I nearly died it was so cute.

87:Had sex? PFFFFT

88:Bought condoms? clearly not

89:Gotten pregnant? god no someone take my uterus I don't want it

90:Failed a class? No, but I've come close

91:Kissed a boy? Yeah

92:Kissed a girl? It was platonic and unexpected, but yeah

93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Yeah, years ago now. God, I feel old.

94:Had job? Nah

95:Left the house without my wallet? Frequently.

96:Bullied someone on the internet? God no

97:Had sex in public? Dude seriously

98:Played on a sports team? Marching band

99:Smoked weed? Nah

100:Did drugs? Nah

101:Smoked cigarettes? GROSS NO

102:Drank alcohol? I've smelled beer and I'm not interested

103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan? Nah

104:Been overweight? No.

105:Been underweight? Not in recent years, but yeah

106:Been to a wedding? Several

107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? dude

108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

totes

109:Been outside my home country? Not yet

110:Gotten my heart broken? Sadly

111:Been to a professional sports game? Yeah

112:Broken a bone? Years ago now

113:Cut myself? ...it's not something I like to admit, but yes.

114:Been to prom? Not yet.

115:Been in airplane? Not yet.

116:Fly by helicopter? no

117:What concerts have I been to? I saw 3 doors down once

118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex? do you have any idea

119:Learned another language? Sorta...?

120:Wore make up? not very often, but yes

121:Lost my virginity before I was 18? seriously can we be done with these

122:Had oral sex? I HAVE NEVER BEEN SEXUALLY ACTIVE JESUS

123:Dyed my hair? Lots

124:Voted in a presidential election? Um no

125:Rode in an ambulance? Not that I can remember

126:Had a surgery? When I was tiny

127:Met someone famous? I dunno, maybe

128:Stalked someone on a social network? no

129:Peed outside? no

130:Been fishing? yeah

131:Helped with charity? yeh

132:Been rejected by a crush? more often than not

133:Broken a mirror? yeah when I was a kid

134:What do I want for birthday? To see Zoya.

135:How many kids do I want and what will be their names? I dunno, man. If I have them, I'm not giving birth to them, so more than likely they'd be adopted.

136:Was I named after anyone? I dunno

137:Do I like my handwriting? sometimes

138:What was my favourite toy as a child? My plush cat I so creatively named "brown kitty"

Gender identity: Gender fluidSexual/Romantic preference: combining because I identify as Pansexual/romantic eyyy"Kinsey Scale" score: Not even going to bother googling.Relationship status: Taken by a fuckin cUTIE PATOOTIE Myers/Briggs type: I haven't taken the test thing yet.Hogwarts house: gRYFFINDOR *rips shirt off to reveal elaborate lion tattoo*

Routine.

"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": Night Owl, dudebath or shower: Shower, but I do enjoy baths.First thought in the morning: Either "Zoya" or "oh god not again" (school or band related)Last thought before falling asleep at night: Definitely Zoya.

School/Work.

Do you work or are you a student: Student looking for part-time employmentWhat do you do good: Sing, act, draw, play instruments obnoxiously loudlyWhere do you see yourself in 5 years: College. Visiting the bae. Or maybe living together, that'd be rad

Physical quality (in yourself): Eyes and legs. Bizarre combo but hey.In Others: Usually eyes, but it can vary from person to person.Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): I'm very expressive. Though wearing my heart on my sleeve has proven to have it's downsides.Food: Fuck, I dunno. Mac n' cheese?Drink: Dr. Pepper is my go-to.Animal: don't make me choose Artist/Band/Group: It varies, but there are a few that have yet to disappoint, like Marianas Trench, Marina and the Diamonds, He is We, and Owl City. There are others I'm getting into as well.Author/Poet: J.K.Rowling, though I'm sure there's more. I haven't been reading like I used to, unfortunately.Actor/Actress: Dan Radcliffe. Hiddles is pretty great, too. There are more, I'm just having trouble remembering.Blogger: Sigourney or Siggy. Their art is pretty dang cute.

No. I don't care how hot someone is, if their personality is shit, I'm out

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

Depends on the relationship, of course. If it's healthy, then absolutely.

3. Are you a virgin?

Yes.

4. Are you in a relationship?

Yes <3

5. Are you in love?

YES <3<3<3

6. Are you single this year?

So far in 2015 nope!

7. Can you commit to one person?

Yes, absolutely.

8. Describe your crush.

Well my crush is my boyfriend obvs he's a total cutie patootie and a huge dork and basically perfection

9. Describe your perfect mate.

see #8

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Umm, attraction maybe, but not love. Love comes from an established bond in my experience.

11. Do you ever want to get married?

When it's legal, hell yeah.

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

If the person is truly remorseful, and the betrayal wasn't a total dealbreaker, then yes.

13. Do you get jealous easily?

Yeah, but over dumb shit lmao

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

My boyfriend

15. Do you have any piercings?

I have five in my ears, a nose stud, and a lip ring. I'm looking to get more ear piercings.

16. Do you have any tattoos?

Not yet, but I have some in mind.

17. Do you like kissing in public?

Cute lil' pecks, sure. I don't condone really passionate kissing unless it's over something emotional (A proposal, meeting your partner after weeks/months apart, stuff like that). I can guarantee that when I get to meet Zoya irl I'm gonna smooch the shit out of that boy while I'm blubbering like a baby.

20. Do you shower every day?

yeeeaahhh my skin and hair get really gross if I don't

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

I would certainly hope so, we've been together for six months now

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

I'd like to think so, but under current circumstances I can't be sure

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

I've never cheated, so yeah duh

24. Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?

Shrugging. If I and my partner are ready, then cool. But I'm only seventeen so ya know.

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

Well I am so

26. Has anyone told you they don't want to ever lose you?

Yeah <3

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

If they have, I haven't heard about it. (I will admit I've written cheesy poetry about Zoya but he's not gonna read them bc they're super embarrassing)

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

Yep. Asshole.

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

Absolutely not.

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

Well, my dysphoria makes me think about surgery a lot, so idk maybe if I get really sick of my boobs.

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

Yes.

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

Yeah.

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

pfff no

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

nah son

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

yeah

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

No.

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

They only hated him after he cheated on me and dumped me so

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn't expect to?

Are you kidding like literally every crush is like that

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn't have?

Yeah. I actually thought Zoya would never ever like me. I got so lucky.

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

Yeah but they're super cheesy and embarrassing

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

um no

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

I haven't kissed anyone in like two years (not that I haven't wanted to) so I can't really answer that.

43. How long was your longest relationship?

A year. Hoping to break that record <3

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

3 boyfriends, but one relationship only lasted a couple of days so I don't usually count it

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?

If any, one.

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

hahahahhahahahhaah

47. How old are you?

17

48. If the person you like says they like someone what would you do?

Feel heartbroken, but totally support them!! then go home and cry for weeks like a stupid ass pissbaby. -leaving this one the same as laur's because same

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

Everything

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

Since he cheated on me, hell no

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

My friends and Zoya. I love them all so much I can't even begin to put it in words

52. Is there anyone you've given up on? Why?

Yeah. I crushed on him for a long ass time but it wouldn't ever happen so lol yeah I got over it

53. Is there someone mad because you're dating/talking to the person you are?

I hope not!

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

Yes.

55. Share a relationship story.

I met a person on tumblr, we were initially gonna rp but we ended up talking a lot and not actually doing that at first pfff. We became pretty good friends and I soon realized that I was crushing on him super bad and I tried everything to just not because I never ever thought he would feel the same way, he literally took my breath away and my feelings for him drove me insane. I would hang up on skype after saying goodnight and cry because I was so frustrated with myself. Eventually i decided I needed to man up or I'd go off the deep end, so one day I mustered my courage and dropped the "hey so I might have a big dumb crush on you" bomb in the middle of a perfectly normal conversation (smooth), and after spending about five minutes panicking and thinking he was never going to talk to me again, he responded by saying he liked me too, which was a huge shock and probably the best thing that's ever happened to me. We've been dating for six months, and although he lives so far away and keeping in touch is difficult, I'm happier than I've ever been. <3

56. State 8 facts about your body:

- I'm a little chubby.- I'm short.- My back is hella messed up and I'm really concerned that it could be scoliosis (I'm at risk due to a spiral fracture of my left femur when I was a kid, and I used to have to go have regular check-ups to make sure, but I haven't recently and my back and neck have been super stiff and sore)- My natural hair and eye color is brown- I have long fingers- I have some light freckles on my arms and shoulders- I have tiny feet- I bite my nails, always have

57. Things you want to say to an ex:

later loser I was too good for you anyways

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

Really honestly just be genuine. I could get into specifics but that's really all that matters.

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

UHHHH I'm too lazy to do this right now tbh

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

Little over a year, shortest is three and a half months

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

In person, looks obviously (though I tend to remember faces most often), online it's personality and little quirks that people have

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

ahahhaha we're not gonna go there friend

63. What is your definition of "having sex"

Depends on you and your partner really. If the two of you consider certain activities sex, then boom it's sex.

64. What is your definition of cheating?

Being romantically involved with someone else, implying that you wish to be romantically involved (through words or actions)

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

I haven't had sex???

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

I dunno how I feel about sexy roleplay tbh

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

Just spending time together, doing things we love and bonding, whether we're out and about or just staying home and cuddling.

68. What is your sexual orientation?

I am pansexual, which basically means my attraction to someone is not concerned with their gender or sex

69. What turns you on?

UMMMM there are things but there are babies on this website and also I'm a huge weenie so I'm not going there

70. What turns you off?

Ignorance, aggressiveness, disrespect, being gross -again same as Laur

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

I don't think I've ever had one?? If I have it certainly wasn't memorable lol

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

when I have sex for the first time I'll let you know

73. What's something sweet you'd like someone to do for you?

Just cuddle me and take care of me, I'm a gigantic baby that loves attention. Though I will say I also want to be able to take care of them in kind and shower them in affection.

74. What's the most superficial characteristic you look for?

...I dunno....?

75. What's the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for you?

Zoya has done a lot of super sweet things, but the one that really sticks out to me is when he told me he'd like to give me his copy of his favorite album when we meet. I don't think I can quite convey how special that is in just words.

76. What's the sweetest thing you've ever done for someone?

Shrugging. Ask Zoya.

77. What's your opinion on age differences in relationships?

If the relationship is healthy, consensual, and both parties are ADULTS then go crazy. My parents are 11 years apart. I'm okay with a few years between teenagers, but there are some things that are just gross

78. What's your dirtiest secret?

shrugging

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

I dunno man

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

In the last day or two, but he hasn't been able to get on skype in almost three months, so technically he hasn't seen it.

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

All of my friends (Ik there are more than five fight me) and Zoya

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

One of my close friends

83. Who was your first kiss with?

the asshole that cheated on me horribly enough

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

Wellll I had just gotten out of a really long relationship and it was rushed and I felt guilty. It was only like two, three days?

deviantID

Hello there, I guess. I'm Paige. I identify as genderfluid, and prefer gender neutral they/them pronouns. I'm seventeen and I drew a lot a year or two ago but now it's kind of taken a backseat. I'll still upload anything I feel is worth an audience, I promise.

Writings are usually going to be fan fiction. I can't even pretend to be ashamed of this.

I'm getting into cosplay as well, but I haven't decided if I'm going to post here, as I hardly use deviantart to post things anymore.

I usually draw with a pencil/paper when not online. I use Paint Tool SAI for all my digital art.