Monday, August 01, 2011

It's HIM

It's the zombie from the primeval algae swamp.Made of loosely compacted ooze, he emits carbon dioxide from his staring false eyes, hypnotizing his prey into a state of benumbed flaccid torpor.The Nightmare From Before Time then sheds his waxy membrane and spews out its hellish living contents. The gleaming poisonous mass engulphs his victim, stinging every nerve ending with tiny dancing pseudopods. IT consumes the liquified remains of what once had form, feelings and family.

After absorbing the rich nutrients of the prey's tender pain receptors, it reverse vomits its wretched pulsing mass back into its husk and reorganizes the misshapen membrane into another awful perversion of vaguely humanoid contour....and the Hellish masquerade repeats...without mind...without soul...with only a vulgar and voracious hunger for meat that knows pain...

Hey John, could've fooled me...but i have a curious question. Have you every study psychology in college? Because whenever I read some of you posts you inflict such thought provoking concepts that become simply overwhelming. Have you somehow unlocked the true potential of the mind? Weird....

"... hypnotizing his prey into a state of benumbed flaccid torpor.then sheds his waxy membrane and spews out its hellish living contents. The gleaming poisonous mass engulphs his victim, stinging every nerve ending with tiny dancing pseudopods. IT consumes the liquified remains of what once had form, feelings and family."

I have always enjoyed your B sci-fi/horror movie type descriptions of misshapen toys and other anomalies. So much, in fact, that I think you are the only person alive who could pull off one of those cheater mock travelogue cartoons and have it be enjoyed by the audience. Not to say you haven't done it before in Ren & Stimpy with "Untamed World", of course.