06 August 2009

I don't even know where to begin

"If a small Asian man can get in that shape, than (sic) it’s time to show the world what Arthur Kade looks like when I’m ripped. I used to bench 355lbs. 3 times at my peak, and want to return to that form, and I am confident that I wil (sic) have a chance to get that strong again soon."

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Try seeing it right before you try to go to sleep! It's like he's the Freddy Kruger of douchery. (But, not that I have any room to talk but I too detected a pot. In the famous words of Fabienne from Pulp Fiction:"Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it."I can see it now: Kade, two-sizes-too-small T-shirts, posting about how damn sexy he is with enormous shoulders and very-sexy pot belly.