Visibly Turned On Spider-Man Statue Removed From Children's Playground in South Korea

With great bulge comes great possibility of angering parents.

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A Spider-Man statue with a massive, highly visible erection has been removed from its perch above a kids' playground in South Korea. After the shopping center where the excited statue was located received a number of complaints, the artist, Eunsuk Yoo, was told to pour some cold water on Peter Parker or remove the sculpture entirely. Yoo decided to go with the latter option, because he felt that killing Spider-Man's boner would ruin his artistic vision. In a Facebook post (translation from Kotaku), Yoo wrote, "I wanted [to] apply the natural physical phenomenon to a superhero [to] depict what's natural in the morning without lies and superficial-ness in a comical way." Because nothing goes with window-shopping like morning wood. Slightly NSFW photos of pre-removal Spider-Man and his pants tent are below and presented from multiple angles for your viewing pleasure.