Favorite Comedy Quotes

Buddy: You're a fake.Gimbel's Santa: I'm a fake?Buddy: Yes!Gimbel's Santa: How'd you like to be dead, huh? Ho, ho, just kidding.Buddy: You stink.Gimbel's Santa: I think you're gonna have a good Christmas, all right.Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.

Buddy: The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.Jovie: Thanks, but I don't sing.Buddy: Oh, well, it's just like talking, except longer and louder, and you move your voice up and down.Jovie: I *can* sing, I just choose *not* to sing. Especially in front of other people.Buddy: If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There's no difference.Jovie: Actually, there's a BIG difference.Buddy: No there's not.