Friday, October 15, 2004

Now that the Democrats have shown their election playbook. GOP and the City takes a look at the top 10 planned actions for 2004. 10. Lobby to let the French vote count9. Run busses from Betty Ford Clinic to polls for celebrity voters
8. Vote often
7. Make sure Florida voters are not as dumb this time around
6. Get Dan Rather ready to call Florida for Kerry, on Nov. 1st
5. Hide Teresa
4. Dig-up Christopher Reeve to use as campaign tool3. Intercept/throw out military vote, again
2. Suppress white guy vote

and the #1 Pre-emptive action planned by the Democratic National Committee
1. Kill Matt Drudge