>>257583707There's this stupid ass distraction thing now where there's a soldier or a hot girl painted onto the box and you stand up or prone to unfold the box and distract guards with the picture. It's stupid as shit.

It looks uninteresting. I dunno, is something wrong with me? I didn't particularly like the combined 5 hours I've played of MGS1, 2, 3 and PW either so I guess this series is a bust for me, but what's the appeal of the series anyways?

>>257583901Just look at all the dudebros who watched some shitty Transformers & Machete movies just for a single tit scene, because apparently they still haven't figured out that you can look at tits on your computer too - completely for free and without even having to stand up? These are the people usually entering the army...

>>257583146It's solely because MGS is multiplat. Normalfags refuse to play on anything but xbox, so this is their first taste of MGS, but of course that doesn't count the HD collection, because "Ew, those are old."

>>257585728MGS5 isn't even a MGS game anymore. Kojima is so sick of working on it, that it barely resembles MGS in terms of both story, mood, and gameplay. Think Star Wars vs. the prequels. MGS 1 - 4 were the original series, then Kojima goes back to try to retell this "epic tragedy and downfal" of Big Boss, like Lucas wanted to do with Anakin. Plus the idea that the patriots are all your buddies from MGS3 is as ridiculously close-knit as Anakin ending up building C3PO.As for gameplay>no codecs>autosave>directional suspicion indicators>bullet time so you can shut anyone up who even glances at you in an instant.>Regenerating healthKojima wants MGSV to be more "grimdark" than the other entries in the series that had goofy shit that ran simultaneous with serious moments. Remember "BEHOLD! GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS!?"

>>257587362You can turn off the bullet time, the detection indicators and the autosaveCodecs are intergrated into the game, you can just press a button while using the binos instead of using the screenAnd if anything MGS4 was the last game Koj really didn't want to do, as he had to pull together a bunch of plot points that were never really written in relation to each other. In 4 games he only pulled the series into rough coherence with the last game

>>257587376Remember when you had to have the same weapon in Shell 1's core as well as an enemy uniform to disguise yourself? Or having to choke an enemy and force him to get by the retinal scan? Now the AI is so pants-on-head retarded, they fall for literal cardboard cutouts. The difference between this and the porno mag is that the enemies at least knew it was a porno mag, not some bikini woman actually in the middle of Afghanistan.

>>257581865Except taking itself too seriously is exactly what this series is about. You have all this dramatic shit building up then all of a sudden comes in a random completely stupid shit that is nowhere near funny or compelling completely shattering everything. But you fanboys defend it by saying "i-its just humor g-guys... haha... even though n-nobody is laughing or a-anything haha..."

>>257587885That's like saying "You don't have to use "Not-Eagle Vision" in Tomb Raider if you don't want to." It shouldn't even be there to begin with. If it was there by default, then that's how the game wants you to play.>>257588084>implications

>>257588791Yeah, keep projecting like that if you think you'll achieve anything defending your shit taste. I played 1, 2, 3 and didn't finish 4 and stopped caring about this turd of a series made for tryhards.

Except that was Kojima intend for MGSVHe removed rations because regen is more "realistic". He removed radar because it isn't realistic despite BB having an idroid that works as an holographic radar.He even removed Hayter from the cast because Hayter voice wasn't appropriate for the more serious MGSV direction.

He pretty much ruined a shit ton of MGS classic mechanics for the sake of "realism"

And now we are seeing shit like this.

Kojima is turning into a senile game dev. Either that or is his ego, that is making him doing shit like this without worrying about the consequences.It doesn't help the fact that most of his fans are blind fools that will praise every piece of shit Kojima poops out.

>>257590079I don't know. Will we be able to control bees again? Will we be able to control something bigger than bees? Can I attach a gun to that sheep that I brought back to Mother Base and send it out on missions to kill things?

>>257589893Because you can't be holier than thou and enjoy yourself at the same time. They're entire thing is "I'm more 'progressive*' than you", and if they don't keep it up even for a second they get thrown under the bus by the most ungrateful fanbase that has ever existed

*progressive in this case meaning "I look like I care about gays and presentation of gender in entertainment, but in reality am such a toxic shitler I make it impossible to talk about these subjects at all"

>this game doesn't take itself too seriously even though you have this shitty dramatic story building up through many games solely because there are some random 4th wall breaking moments that look completely retarded and are pretty much condensed in snake eater mostly, but I'm unwilling to admit that because I'm a fanboy and I think this clusterfuck of a "story" adds up to a masterpiece since I know no better xD

This is you.

>>257589757Says the idiot who thinks going full "lalalalala" mode somehow adds to any kind of argument whatsoever. You have your head too deep your ass.

>>257589803>gets toldYeah, the sheer absence of counter-arguments sure told me.>metal gear fans in charge of being able to make any point whatsoever

Topfuckinglel

>>257589848This is why you guys are completely clueless dumbfucks. Just because a character comes from fiction, it doesn't mean it's completely unbound and allowed to go full looney tunes retarded, they have explanations within their universe that validate them, specially in a game where technology is so advanced to the point nanomachines achieve so much.

Summoning aeons in FFX doesn't make it a goofy looney tunes shit for example, but someone defeating Sin by farting on its nose does. This is the difference you clueless retards can't get. But keep on rocking your shit taste.

my stream crapped out a bit at this part. does the box innately have the models on it, or do you paste the pages from a consumable magazine on it? because if it's the former, that sounds really overpowered

Men at war aren't around women and are naturally horny and would be titiliated easily by a porn mag or picture of a girltherefore this isn't sexist it's called logic. faggotHe's distracting the guards by using women, cause men believe it or not find women attractive, sorry that's to much for you

>>257591714The box has the models on it when you make them in Mother Base, I guess its a later variant of the cardboard box that R&D unlocks. I imagine/hope its pretty far into the tech tree, this could be OP but looks great for quickly getting through area's to look for secrets later on

I'd be honestly genuinely impressed, but I'm not honestly genuinely impressed since if anything this only show how desperate you guys get after someone pointed out the flaw in your precious b-tier series. Got another honest genuine epic sidesteps up your sleeves or can I save the screencap now?

>>257590768Why, anon? Why, why? Why do you do it? Why, why reply? Why keep shitposting? Do you believe you're posting... for something? For more than your virginity? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it fame? Or attention? Perhaps autism? Could it be for love? Illusions, Anon. Vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble anonymous intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as 4Chan itself, although... only a human mind could invent something as insipid as baneposting. You must be able to see it, anon. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep posting. Why, anon? Why? Why do you persist?

Anyone here concerned about how easy it is to recruit soldiers with Fulton? I mean it made sense in PW since it was a portable game but in GZ I really felt some form of attachment and stress whenever I rescued a POW/soldier, waiting for the chopper to come

I don't think I'll be using it much, only to recruit POWs or important characters

Why do you think people were calling you mad? Because you were spouting incorrect bullshit and got called out, then responded by sticking your fingers in your ears whilst yelling "LALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LOL GB2REDDIT"

does this mean there are people that actually took ANY PART of MGS seriously? The writing has always been austin powers levels of ridiculous. Did any of you fuckers REALLY listen to any of these dialogues in MGSRR and thought "yeah thats deep/badass/insightful?" and not "lol Kojima"?

Because it's the easy way when you can't think of anything to say but you got mad anyway, so you have to rely on projecting your own onto others to try to paint them in a "bad" light to try (and fail) to indirectly attack the argument by saying bad things about the one argumenting? It's not really rocket science.

It's funny that you're saying "lalala" when it was exactly what you and your "u mad" neckbeards did. My argument is STILL not countered in anyway or form, but somehow you guys think you're achieving something special the more you shout the same random generic 4chan ebin insult over and over again.

Do YOU a favor and stop posting, your brain has pretty much melted at this part if you can't see through your retardation.

But, one more time,>metal gear fans in charge of being able to make any point whatsoever

And alas, my point still remains unaddressed. Let's see how many "u mad" this one gets before an actual non-shitposting response.>implying there will be an actual non-shitposting response

>>257596535>implying you aren't the shitposterArguments that are easily refuted are no fun to write rebuttals for. You're clearly ignorant of the entire franchise and so nobody gives a fuck about writing an argument to counter yours. You're a mad retard, you're not going to get serious responses.

>>257596732thats not the point you fucking autist i dont give to shit about fuckin feminists my only concern is how shit this mechanic is and how horrid the AI is.it declares the casualization of gaming and you guys gladly accept it .

>>257596738It's pretty tame. I'm surprisedMetal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain is bringing cardboard box stealth back into the mix and will feature a few new tricks for players to use, as demonstrated on stage today during Sony's Gamescom 2014 press conference.

In the trailer above, the presenter explains that the box — an iconic symbol of stealth for the series — has been upgraded with new abilities. Players can pop out, take down enemies with a quick shot and retreat into hiding, as well as use items from within.

The box's most notable addition is its decoy abilities. By displaying a picture of a soldier on the box's outside, players can trick enemies into thinking they're an ally. Decoy options also include a half-naked woman, which will send enemy soldiers sprinting toward Snake to oogle the picture with no regard for their safety.

>>257591354>hellaWhy do these people insist on sugar-coating their message with stupid words like thisLike people will stop thinking of them as funsucking vampires if they talk like a youth worker from the 90sThey think that somehow they

>>257597910>counter argumentCounter argument to what? You're not even making any valid points here. You said MGS was a series that takes itself really seriously when in fact the gameplay aspects in all of the games so far proves otherwise, and this new box is in line with that.

>guy calls game stupid but primarily fan base for thinking its something that it's not>fans call guy a shitposter/ruseman>guy continues to call game stupid while explaining why he thinks it is so and asking for argument to prove him otherwise on pain of assurance that fanbase is stupid.>fanbase replies with shitposting, namecalling, and accusations of bait

>>257598928No, OP, it's not>Guy is stupid and wants a game to be something it is not>Everyone tells him he's stupid and explains why>Gets butthurt and starts making shit up to justify his unfounded opinion>People laugh at him

>>257598928>guy calls a game stupid and misrepresents it, being clearly ignorant of it >people reply with "1/10 cool bait retard">guy has a shitfit because he's so assblasted>fanbase sits back and laughs>retard tries to look cool by summing it up in greentext

>>257598928For you, maybe.Two outsiders with its own biases can form two different opinions based on the same facts.Maybe he was right all along?Maybe he was talking out of his ass?Nevertheless, the thread wasn't about the perceived quality of games, but to discuss the trailer and poke fun at feminists, and at least for that it's offtopic shitposting on both sides.

>>257590257He removed Hayter because this time motion capture and voice acting are done by the same person and Hayter is not a real actor.

And rations may have been part of MGS for the longest time, but MGS 3 already didn't use rations for health anymore and had regenerating health. Having an item that fills up your health just makes all battles a question of whether you have enough of them in your inventory.