I’m sure our readers will find a way to explain why this isn’t special, but as far as I can tell, this is Dan Sullivan of Monmouth University executing a flawless, 65-inch box jump, made all the more impressive by the fact that he’s built like He-Man. White Men Can’t Jump jokes will be accepted, but are not encouraged.

I’m going to spend the rest of the day trying to box jump things. Video of me tripping over my coffee table and giving myself a concussion is pending.