2.12 No Seatback

You cannot call “seatbacks” for any reason in a automobile governed by the Shotgun Rules.

Explanation: A popular residential variation of the Shotgun ritual is to call “Seatback” when getting up from a prized seat on a couch to go grab an ice-cold beer or to drain a now-warm beer into the toilet. Unfortunately, Seatback Rules cannot be mixed with Shotgun Rules, and calling Seatback in an attempt to retain Shotgun privileges in a car has been adjudged to be unfair, and is therefore a banned practice.