Today’s Comic: “Simple Needs”

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About this comic

I got jumped by this lady at the mall the other day, asking me questions I cared nothing about, hindering my path to my appointed destination, frustrating my move at every turn…oh well. So this comic is pretty much true, cept for the hot chick scoping parts. Read away!

I ran into a chick selling Dead Sea lotion or something to do with the Dead Sea and she kept trying to stand in my way as I tried to ignore her. As a last ditch effort she says, “Come on, it’s my birthday!”

When she says “Is there anything else we can do to make your visit to the mall better?” Simply look her up and down and raise an eyebrow. Then ask her when she goes on break.

Worst that can happen is she will slap you and you can sue. (She asked and you thought about it) Best that can happen is she turns out to be a really cool person and you have nice date.

Besides I’m guessing that’s got to be like telemarketing She’s used to snide remarks and this will catch her off guard. Also, she probably doesn’t even see you when she is asking you questions. She’ll never remember you so why not say something out of the ordinary.

Either that or do what I do in all MMO games. “Do you like pickles? I like pickles. I like how they crunch in my mouth.” then just stare at her.

Although, I’m sure you’re doing pretty well aldeary…I think you just found the easiest way to make money on the internet: Make all your posts into videos. If you get enough views, Youtube will allow you to ad advertisements, and you can make a living ENTIRELY off of your talent! Done! Yay!