Friday, October 15, 2010

And Now: Poo

I have watched this little video probably 34? 36? times and I still chuckle at the end. This means it must be shared with The Chief's worldwide fandom. What a handsome bite, he is.

(Chup asked me to make it known that he thought The Chief "was prodding at a rock." Also that "it was hard to see through the view finder what was going on." Also, "this is why we own our own pond of hand sanitizer."

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I am c jane and I am not sorry this video has poo instead of feathers. Ok, a little sorry.contact me:

My niece just had a baby and was keeping some formula and diapers at my house so she could pop by at any time to visit w/o worrying about bringing anything. Then, a few weeks ago I saw on the news that the exact formula (and lot number) I had on hand was recalled because of "possible beetle parts" being in it. I gave it back so she could return it, but I told her not to worry about the amount she already fed him because once you see your kid eat a bug (before you can get to them and tell them "NO") or pick up poo...a few beetle parts are no big deal.

chup is so cool and collected... "oh thats poop. lets wipe off your hands" as opposed to shooting him across the room with a torrent of sanitizer. love it. and look at me saying torrent at 8 am in the morning.

At least he didn't eat it! My sisters daughter was walking around with a very saggy diaper, she picked up what she thought was a rasin (my neice not my sister) and ate it. Then she started raking at her tounge and crying yuck! My sister went running to her to see what she had eaten...it was her own little pellets of poop dropping out of her own diaper!!!!! Oh yes it was! Love the Chief and Chup of course!

Ok, maybe it's because I'm not a mom yet, and maybe it's because I'm pregnant, but I only got through half of this video and then I vomited up my toast. And I'm at work. It was super classy. I haven't vomited since I was like 14 years old, So thanks!

I luff it! He is soooo sooo stinkin' cute in his little outfit and his little voice. I love how at first he looks surprised and a bit disturbed that it's poop but then decides a little poop never hurt anyone.I had to cut my five year old off from watching it the fourth time around.

this brightened my day. i hope to have a video just like this when my kid gets older! i want to be a cool parent like chup and not even care and i hope my kid moves on with her life like the chief and i hope i can post it on my blog like you!

I love you, CJane! I have never commented on your blog before, but I find you original and witty, wise and real, all in the same paragraph. I just read your post about the "big question" a thoughtful reader left, and I think you did so well. Thanks for being courageous enough to put yourself out there -- something I am not so good at!

I am sorry...really, I laughed right out loud, I mean really loud! We have one about the Chief's age that lives with us (our grandson). So 2 year old, but the best part was his reaction at the end...Like seriously Dad this is no big deal..whatever! I may laugh all day! THANK YOU for sharing

But just wait til you have more kids..the poo stories get better!! And as gross as this is, I have to share:

My good friend had a 4 yr old boy, a 2 year old girl and an 8 month old baby boy. All I know is this: Friend noticed her kiddos were too quiet. She found them in a room together playing. 4 yr old son's diaper was off with some poo on the floor. But where was the rest of it?......Wait for it.....

Her 2 year old daughter had put the rest in her pocket and...yes, it gets better....the baby was sucking on something..what could it...? Wha? Yup. You guessed it. Baby was sucking on a piece of poo, too.

She freaked out and called poison control to which they replied, "You ain't the first mother to call about this. Give your baby some milk and call it a day."

One time, when my little brother was in a playpen, I came home from school and noticed him eating peanut butter, which he'd never eaten before. I said, "Huh. Who gave him peanut butter?" And then my mom looked up and said, "That's not peanut butter!"

That Chief is just soooo adorable! Seems like he grew up overnight lol! And is Chup ALWAYS so calm and collected? Not even an "EWWW!" or "That's GROSS" LOL Great video though--send it on to America's Funniest Videos! Bet you'd win!

The Chief would do great on a farm. (I think I remember one of your prior posts about wishing to live on a farm :)This farm Mom, of a son, daughter and soon to arrive 2nd son loves stuff like this. Thanks for the laugh!