Uh... Slinky Sunbeam was walking around naked on the street and now I'm completely clueless as to why Adele allegedly lost her sh!t over this dude. If you're going to go batsh!t over a guy, please make sure dude is packin'!

Slinky Sunbeam's scrawny man stick can be seen in some photos that have recently leaked, which were taken a while ago. He's smiling from ear to ear as he gives Peaches Geldof and her friend a public viewing of his sad penis. I'm glad that he's laughing. I'd laugh too if that's what my dick looked like