oh my freaking Rob!!! How gorgeous can this man be???????? I ask myself that question every time I see one of his pictures and I can't still figure it out!!!! maybe because I'm not thinking clearly in those moments!!!

Dayum!! Can this man get any more f*cklicious? I love Rob's longer head of hair, my fingers itch to grasp it. I have many places that ache for his facial hair's caress. Gah, I'm getting carried away with my imagination. :)

Ok. If this is a NEW vanity fair shoot does that mean that they have an upcoming article- and possibly front cover with the hottest thing in Hollywood er I mean the world?? Ohhh I can't wait I subscribe to. VF one of my favorite mags. And the pics of him and Kristen well, look like him and Kristen not Edward and Bella. I'm guessing the Nov issue to coincide with New Moon. Can't wait !!LOVE the facial hair...

Oh rats. I was hoping they were new. I'm going to email VF and see if they will answer whether or not they have an upcoming article on him. They should since he is the hottest thing on the planet right now.! (or is just us that think that??? I don't think so!)

KRISSY??? You naughty girl!!! So...uh...why dontcha come on over here and sit next to me? :)

I'm running out of words here. Each time I see a new shot of him I think, 'that's it, that is the most beautiful picture I've ever seen of him.' But then gawdamit...another one comes along.

I guess people can think what they want; he's a shitty actor, can't sing to save himself, dresses like a dumpster bum (yes, I have heard such comments and have the bruised knuckles to show for defending him. Nobody picks on "the baby" in my presence. Yeah, anyone who knows me, knows that Rob is "my baby."), but how on earth can anyone say that this is not one of the most beautiful men to ever draw the breath of life? (even those who give me the 'business' about him, grudingly agree that he is a looker). Yet, I read where some think he's ugly. UGLY??? How is it possible for human eyes to gaze upon THAT face and come up with ugly? Now perhaps he is not so pretty to aliens because he's got two eyes instead of one and he's missing that third nostril AND he's got hair on top of his head as oppose to growing it off his ass. Those people can call him ugly. But not his own kind. Not possible. Humans can't get much more beautiful than Robert Pattinson.

There was some outrage on another fanboard that a friend of mine participates on (won't name the actor as the outrage wasn't his), when Rob won that VF poll for the handsomest man in the world. Some of the things said over there against Rob made me sick (I was tempted to join up and verbally slap the shit out of them, but someone else beat me to it). I could only chalk the reaction up to pea green envious jealousy.

All I know, is that the man owns me and that he's killing me (thanks alot pal, whad I ever do to you, huh?) And to think, I'll never know him. Never have him. Not even once. You know, there's a tinge of cruelty to all of this. Self inflicted of course.

I do not ever remember reading about any star, that by just gazing upon still photos of him, he can knock you up. Ever. I've never read that about another star. And that is part of this phenomenom. That primal reaction and URGE that women have towards him.

Kristen? Honey? Go ahead and fuck his brains out, but for the love of gawd, don't look him in the eye while you're doing it. Slam your eyes shut. Stare at the ceiling. Study tomorrow's scipt. BUT DON'T LOOK HIM IN THE EYE!!! You do, and we'll have a real life Renesme just in time to start filming BD.

Remember...eyes wide SHUT!

And thanks Georgie. Appreciate your sweet words.

Going to get my drunk on now. And it's barely past lunch. There ought to be a friggin' law I tell ya.

RPlover? Yeah. She'd have to be inhuman not to stare into those eyes while he's making love to her.I was just being silly.

Anybody ever see Yentl? It's a Barbra Striesand movie musical from about 30 years ago. Gorgeous film. She wrote, produced, directed and starred in it. The first woman to wear all four hatson a film (and she was called an "out of control, manical, egomaniac" for attempting to do so. Whereas Warren Beatty did it twice with Heaven Can Wait and Reds and walked off with 8 Oscar nominations and won for directing Reds. Don't get me started). Anyway...

There's a song in the film and I don't know, it kinda conjures up some of the feelings I read about here (my own included) and especially since it appears that he's finally won over the girl he's loved for some time now. Here are the lyrics...

"WILL SOMEONE EVER LOOK AT ME THAT WAY?"

Music by Barbra StriesandLyrics by Alan & Marilyn Bergman

Look at how he looks at herWill someone ever look at me that way?

Full of all the feelings and the soft unspoken words that lovers say

I thought that I knew every singlelook and sweet expression on his face

But this is one that I don't recognize, although I've sat and studied him for hours

But now I see how love completelyoccupies, a pair of eyes

See the way they look at her, like slaves they follow everywhere she goes

Do my eyes forget themselves and do I ever look at him and smile in such a way that what I'm feeling shows?

Sometimes I get the feeling everybody knows

And even though it's crazy, still I can't help but believing that I'll live to see the day

If it wasn't You and I know it wasn't me...could it have been the one and only Robalicious?!

BTW, before I lose track of what I was going to say...I am a Lifelong Streisand Addict and I think YENTL was the best thing Ms. S ever did. Considering her career and talent, that's really saying something!

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