OT --- Fantasy Football Team Names

so in joining an mgoblog fantasy leauge i need a name ... it has to somehow include a sexual reference, michigan football, and somehow make fun of some player associated with the program (Boren, Sheridan, Wermers, Stevie Brown, etc.) ... the best i have come up with so far is Stevie Brown's Striptease but I feel there must be a better one ... thoughts? also would be open to absolutly amazing names not with mich football like 2 Mannings, 1 Cup

am looking for a name. I'm not in the same fantasy league, but I am looking for a new team name. I was the Riptide Rape a few years back, but that was pretty lame and it was more of the last thing I could think of.