Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

... um ... they don't know who did the theft, but they know that the person(s) had the sh1t scratched out of them, and that the victim was traded for [specifically] marijuana and speed (but not for other drugs) ...