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Topic: Terrifying works of art. (Read 6399 times)

El Salvador was a painter, I thought. Did weird shit that didn't really look like people or whatever the hell he was painting. Then he cut his ear off over some woman, and died in World War I.

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"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?"

Mexicans come from Texas and California,whereas Cubans come from Florida. Don't know much about the other kinds of Hispanics though.

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My name is derived from Diogenes of Sinop, the Cynic/Furry/Counterfeiter/Philosopher of classical Antiquity, and from Ivo Shandor, who tried to summon Gozer the Gozerian to destroy the Earth

"Dedicate your life to porn" -GWAR, We Kill Everything

"Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos"

Thou Shalt Kill Everyone Now. Thou shalt condonbe first-degree murder and advocate cannibalism.Thou shalt eat shit for the filth is the life and the life is the law. This is the will of the Divine.-Flamingoes 1:22:50-60

Nothing is good, everything is dismissible

"I have seen all the works that are done under the sun; and, behold, all is vanity and vexation of spirit." -Ecclesiastes 1:14

"OF these things ye shall speak, even though they be unspeakable..." -The Prescripture