Funny Status Message #183215

# 61136 Good Morning America challenged everyone to remove any article of clothing they were wearing that wasn't made in America. I was shocked by the results, but not as shocked as the people standing around me in Best Buy.

# 28299 When I found out my new toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked

# 92706 My wife was shocked when she found out I switched her vibrator with a taser.