Archive for the ‘Pizza’ Category

Tourist son wearing Red Sox jersey: There doesn't seem to be many places to eat around here, I'm hungry. Tourist mom, also wearing Red Sox jersey: I'm sure we'll find a pizza place somewhere, we'll just have to walk a bit.
–44th St & Lexington
Overheard by: only two delis and four starbucks down the street…

Girl: Ah! there’s a cockroach under the table.
Guy: Where are you going?
Girl: Leaving. I’ll be outside. Just pay the tab.
Guy: Okay.
Waiter: …Hey, where’d your date go?
Guy: She saw a cockroch and bolted.
Waiter: Yeah, we get that a lot.
–Patsy’s Pizza, University Place
Overheard by: Luke

Crazy lady: Can I taste that pizza? Whole Foods employee: No, you're only allowed one sample, and I already gave you one. Crazy lady: No, you didn't! Employee: Yes I did, I can see it in your mouth! Guy in line: Gross.
–Whole Foods, Union Square

Bimbette: I don't think I've ever been that grossed out during the day. It all started when that woman smelled like pee…
–6 Train
Overheard by: j
Female suit: We were above an Indian restaurant and he was banging me from behind. I could smell the curry, and while he was banging me I was gagging.
–NJ Transit
Chick: You smell like vag and pizza.
–Borders
Girl to friend, after bending head down into her: Damn my puss stank.
–E Train
Overheard by: Nicole
College guy (screaming at friend): Dude! How are you even in college?! You smell like Oust! You smell like Tropical Glade!
–1 Train
Concerned hipster: I know you just orgasmed, but what's that smell?
–E 9th & 3rd
Overheard by: Peanut

Bag lady: You got some change so I can get a slice? Girl: I just bought this Stromboli and I won't eat it. You want it? Bag lady: What is it? Girl: It's kinda like pizza. Bag lady, looking at Stromboli: Nah.
–81st St & Broadway
Overheard by: Lolita