Couldn't decide where this should go, but I opted for Mail hypocrisy considering the amount of ghastly, overpriced tat that they allow to be advertised in their TV guide. OK, this jubilee stuff is rather tacky - but before Christmas they were running adverts for a two-foot tall snowman figurine that lit up and played Jingle Bells as a miniature motorised train ran around its feet, and there was one for a giant glass fabergé egg-type thing that you could get engraved with the name of a dead relative, and that opened up to reveal one of those soppy facebook-status poems. Compared to those, a £6.99 cardboard carriage teapot vase (what on Earth is that? A vase to put teapots in?) seems almost classy.