Back in the day I played a game and you liked it. I know you don't have a Steam account or a good working PC, but when you do at least get something good, make a Steam account and I'll give you Amnesia: The Dark Descent. It might not be Resident Evil, but I'm sure it will scare you too.

Sporehux and Evenheathen

I didn't quite know what to give you guys, but I know you like metal, so I'm giving you one of my favorite live albums, Decade of Aggression by Slayer from 1991. I'll PM you about how to get it downloaded later.

Teen-Skeptic-Go!

You're a tough nut to crack when it comes to finding games for you that you like, or that you can run for that matter. But I think you might enjoy this one. I bought you System Shock 2 from 1999. This widely considered one of the finest games for PC ever, so I hope you'll like it.

Revenant

You spoke of it like you wanted to play the games, so I'm giving 'em to you. Bioshock 1 and 2, on Steam. These are some of my favorite games; hope you'll have fun with them too.

cjlr

You like to post 10 hours of trololo. So I'm gonna go a little trololo on you and award you, get ready for it; DAIKATANA. Yeah, I don't know how it ended up on Steam either, but once I get your account, it's yours.