townies, chavers, pikies, n.e.d's (non educated dilincuents), anti grungers (look that 1 up 2) wat ever u wanna call um they exist. they say all the dumbest words under the sun which they make up, some of there language comes from cockney slang or enviornmentle teachings, but i h8 most of um as we all do, there not the kinda people u want ur son to tern out like, now i hav a few townie frineds but there not so bad, josh green is a good example. but basicly a townie is som1 who weres brand makes like nike, adidas, umbro, "TN" and all of that. also a true typicaly stereo typ townie will go round and be an ass, pick fights with anyone who comes there way. but there are nice townies like josh green who is a good hounest person, but sometimes he says hes not a townie as even he knows wat there like, so yea, if ur a proper townie ur a basterd. end of.

1. Someone who lives in 'town' and has adopted every mental and social flaw associated with overcrowded living conditions.
2. People who try to constantly start fights to show how hard they are - this is actually a huge irony as they're cowardly bastards that will run away unless their group of 'geezers' outnumbers yours at least 10 to 1.
3. People who drive XR3i's, or escorts with a stolen XR3i logo superglued onto the back.
4. People who work in factories because they are stupid, and they need to earn a lot of money doing a shit job to finance their Helly Hansen wardrobe and other various 'mush' outfits.
5. Retards beyond redemption that -hate- free thinking people who don't read The Sun newspaper.

people who live in towns, wear exactly the same clothes (girls: tight tops, hair pulled back in high ponytails using extensive amounts of spray, pedal pushers, white trainers, fake louis vuitton bags in which you can only fit a pe. guys: burberry caps which defy gravity and point upwards, addidas/reebok/nike clothes.)
they like to think they're very cool and hard etc etc, swear all the time and pretend to be things they're not e.g. non-virgins, cool.
as a group in general, they seem to have forgotten the existence of consonants. (dashes indicate missing consonants in their speech)