These pictures represent the reason why I don’t have any tattoos. I just know I’d end up regretting going to that wild party and being overly optimistic about the weekend tattoo artist looking to give free tattoos.

Look. We all know bein’ awesome ain’t easy. I’ll bet most of the time you sit back and wonder, “How in the world does that guy do it?” He gets the chicks. He has wicked nunchuck skills… Everyone thinks he’s totally awesome. Well. You no longer have to worry.

The thing that’s wrong with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur. – George W. Bush Remember kids, do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. – Barney The Dinosaur Never, ever! take a sleeping pill and […]

The internet is a powerful and amazing tool of which humans from centuries past could not even come close to comprehending. Vast stores of human knowledge accessible at our fingertips via Wikipedia and their linked sources, the ability to communicate with long lost relatives with just a couple clicks and a few keystrokes, and many […]