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Every year, Americans begin to notice more and more of a tragic trend among women. The female population is slowly straying from the special place God intended them to be placed: the kitchen. Women may want to think twice about leaving their cozy and beloved kitchens when they find this new statistical evidence.

According to research studies, women are significantly more likely to go on murderous rampages when outside their kitchens. The kitchen is a safe haven for women to avoid randomly murdering people. If they stray, they are more likely to commit such crimes. Women who are moral, kind, and modest know that they will not be driven mad with homicidal rage if they decide to stay where they belong.

It is best to lock the kitchen so that women do not escape. This way, they will not commit bad and evil crimes that kill people.

Unfortunately my mom never worked in the kitchen of a mental institution. She became a prostitute, got AIDS and had sex with gay guys. Although she defiled her body, she did kill a whole lot of gay guys when she amassed those STDs and used them as Godly weapons. She might still go to Heaven. It’s up to God, though.

“You guys are obsessed with murder. Shame on you. My mother really did have sex with gay guys who owed her boss drugs but couldn’t afford the drugs.”

If they owed her Pimp Money for Drugs why would they pay to use your Prostitute mother they would pay or reduce their debt in order to keep getting Drugs, not spend it on a Female Prostitute for sex. After all are not Gays so free with their Sexual favors to each other that they would not need a female Prostitute for sex.

You Don’t think it through your not Smart enough to sustain the lie you tell

This is like saying that the mans place is infront of the TV and that they should not leave that place, because it’s more likely then that they kill someone.
Also a funny fact that there’s more males in the prisons as females…