v. To ejaculate. The word, a prime example of African-American barbarism, is primarily found in the primitive tribal chantings of rap/hip-hop "musicians" where, along with the majority of the rest of any given song's lyrics, it is repeated at high speed for several minutes at a time; also, as with other rap/hip-hop lyrics, its usage is spread by rampant and shameless plagiarism, which will maintain its usage in this rudimentary form of "music" for the next 20 to 30 years, or until rap/hip-hop "musicians" are rounded up in pens and slaughtered to be processed into food and clothing products.

Ex. 2: I'm normally a mellow, easygoing guy, but today I had just bought a new 12-gauge shotgun, and it was the wrong day for six kids in a gold-plated 1947 Ford Motherfucker with a quarter-inch of ground clearance to yell out their window at me while driving by at a tenth of a mile per hour. I distinctly remember that just before I put six shots into the stereo speakers in their doors and trunk, I heard something that sounded like, "Skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet..."

"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.

"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."

Let me skeet, don't hesitate
It ain't good to masturbate
Hoe, I'll let you suck my dick
If you say you'll be my bitch
You'll be proud to be my hoe
I'll take you everywhere I go
If anybody else, you belong to me
Is this my pussy? (woman: Yeah, Marquis...)
I'm the one that has you sprung
When I skeet, we'll have a son
Skeet them jaws, skeet them draws
Pull it out and skeet the walls
Grab it, flip it, hold it, rub it
When I skeet is when you suck it
All you have to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free
--2 Live Crew,
Shake a Lil' Somethin' (1996)