I’m posting this super early because I have to go to the hospital soon and have my surgery (for those of you that don’t know, I have some blocked arteries in my heart that have to be cleared up). They told me that I’ll probably be in the hospital for about five days, so hopefully by this time next week I’ll be back in the MBIP World Headquarters. My healing time is six to eight weeks, so I don’t know when or how often I’ll be posting till I’m all better, we’ll play all that by ear. It’s kind of the last thing on my mind at the moment!

To sum up today: The bad news: Probably lots of pain after the surgery. The good news: I’m going to be hooked up to a morphine pump. And I plan on getting every drop out of that thing I can!

While I’m in the hospital I won’t have access to my phone or be online, so I’ll be off the grid for a while. I’m actually kind of looking forward to that. Hopefully I won’t be too zonked out and I can be thinking about the upcoming Marty Monologues show in April.

Yes, even on the verge of surgery I’m a media whore!

Have fun, everyone and I’ll be back when I’m back! Look at me and my brave face! I’m smiling on the outside and thinking about that morphine machine on the inside!