Partner, you better have a plan, because with boots like these, you look like the kind of guy who often finds himself on the wrong side of the law. Of course, you're not worried, because you can talk your way out of just about anything. And if you can't talk your way out of it, well... That's what your fists are for. Yup, they don't call you... Lawless Jim for nothing (they probably don't call you "Lawless Joe" at all, since they certainly found a better nickname than that). Because you're a gambler! You shoot from the hip. You play fast and loose with the rules and ride a horse like... Someone who rides a horse really really well!

That's right, cowboy. The law ain't got nothing on you. But if you're going around town with these boots, make sure you've got your hat too, otherwise people might forget the kind of outlaw you are. Then again, a swift kick from these boots oughta set 'em straight. Because the kind of man wearing these boots don't take no guff!