New video game lets you rescue Steve Wozniak’s wife from kidnappers

“Steve Wozniak’s wife has been kidnapped by ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to save her?” Yes, that is seriously the premise of a new iOS game that’s slated to launch this Thanksgiving. As CNET reports, the new game will team Apple (AAPL) co-founder Steve Wozniak up with “Machete” star Danny Trejo as they attempt to rescue Woz’s wife Janet from dastardly kidnappers. The game is formally titled “Danny Trejo’s Vengeance Game: Woz With a Coz” and is expected to be released by November 22nd.