It is also the release day of the paperback version of What We Found in the Sofa! (There is, oddly enough, no National Sofa Day. Whoever is responsible for these things has been lying down on the job—but not often enough.) So you now have three reading options: Hardcover on the sofa; Paperback in the hammock; Or eBook on the toilet.So there’s no reason for you not to read my book.(Unless, of course, you’re restless and constipated.)

My daughter. She says the paperback edition of SOFA is much funnier than the hardcover. (Her exact word was "lighter.")