If Your Dog Could Talk, Who Would It Sound Like?

All dogs bark, but have you ever stopped to think about who your pooch may sound like if it actually could talk?

A new survey has found that 35% of owners with female dogs think their pet would sound like Whoopi Goldberg if it had a human voice. A total of 26% with male dogs said their animal would sound like Morgan Freeman.

Dog owners like to chat with their pets (75% admit they use a ‘doggie voice’ when talking to their pups), so much so that 48% of them claim to be able to tell their pooch has a different bark when they want something to eat.

They also think good company is important when it comes time to chow down. That’s because 24% would want their dog to share a meal with Regis Philbin.

And while girlfriends and boyfriends may come and go, the love of man’s best friend is a constant. Forty-one percent of respondents who are currently dating someone say they communicate better with their dogs than their human love.