AP: A great victory has been had this evening. And that's all the information I'm willing to divulge at the moment. But let's just say that an epic "I told you so" is highly appropriate, and I'm not the type to say that.

AP: Having Cosmopolitan read to me over the phone at 1:00 in the morning by one of my best friends. The purpose? To tell her which of the sex tips were legit and which were probably bullshit written by women who a) wish they could do certain things to their men or b) are highly sadistic and want all men to be sexually tortured. Shocker: most of them fall into the latter category. We're both the least sexually experienced (meaning none) in our group of friends and yet...

AP #2: Everything is suddenly right with the world. I love how one hour-long phone conversation can fix it all.

AP/PP: I didn't get chosen for math exam. but now, since many of my other classmates did, much of the farm work we were assigned to do is suddenly dumped on me and the few other people who weren't chosen.