Dis for dental decay and decline,Eis for eyesight, can't read that top line!Fis for flatulence and fluid retention,Gis for gut droop, which I'd rather not mention.

His high blood pressure--I'd rather it be low;Iis for incisions with scars you can show.Jis for joints, out of socket, won't mend,Kis for knees that crack when they bend.Lis for libido, what happened to sex?Mis for memory, I forget what comes next.Nis neuralgia, in nerves way down low;Ois for osteo, bones that don't grow!

Pis for prescriptions, I have quite a few,just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!Qis for queasy, is it fatal or flu?Ris for reflux, one meal turns to two.