Details Of Jen & Justin's Wedding Emerge

No One Was Allowed To Bring A Phone To Jen & Justin's Wedding — Except Terry Richardson

Here’s what we know: Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux recently tied the knot, and the lovebirds are currently enjoying a spectacular honeymoon. And while the newlyweds’ love is giving us hope for celebrity relationships despite an unfortunate spate of unexpected breakups, we've been eager for more details. Thank goodness for Howard Stern. The radio show host is helping us out with some insider info about Aniston and Theroux’s very private wedding, Us Weeklyreports.

Sadly, amidst all the lovey-dovey details provided by Stern, he let it slip that infamous photographer Terry Richardson — a longtime friend of the couple's — was the only wedding guest allowed to bring a camera. Everyone else, including Stern, had to ditch their phones entirely before entering.

On August 10, during his SiriusXM show, Stern told his co-host Robin Quivers how concerned he was that details about the super secret wedding would get out. “I was so nervous [to talk about it],” he said. “They’re so secretive, those two.” Stern, 61, was abreast to the details of the wedding because he was asked in advance to make a speech. Despite being “miserable” at the thought of having to speak, he clearly agreed because of how much he loves Theroux.

“Evidently I’m in demand,” he said. “I’m very friendly with Justin. I like him very much. I like him, I really admire him. I even said in my speech to them that if one of my daughters brought home a guy like Justin, I’d be very pleased.” But true to form, Stern didn’t have solely nice things to say about the big event. He wasn’t really into the seating (the chairs were too tiny in his opinion) or the fact that cell phones, except for Richardson’s, were not allowed and confiscated upon arrival.

“Why can’t I have my cell phone? I don’t want to take a picture of you two! I really don’t,” he joked. “I want my cell phone so after I make this speech I can call my car and get the fuck outta here! People were laughing at my misery.” Other wedding attendees included Ellen DeGeneres, Portia de Rossi, Courteney Cox, Jimmy Kimmel (who officiated the ceremony) and Orlando Bloom — whose looks Stern just can’t seem to get over. “So this really handsome guy is sitting next to me at the table,” he said. “This fucking guy. He’s better looking than Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, and Tom Cruise rolled into one.”

Stern went on to explain his rather starstruck conversation with the Pirates Of The Caribbean star. Perhaps that’s why he was so uncomfortable giving a speech — he was blown away by Bloom’s beauty. Either way, the mid-week wedding sounds just as lovely as you’d imagine. To top it all off, Stern shared that Aniston and Theroux’s first dance was to a Sia song.

“It was very romantic,” he said. “So I run to Orlando and say, ‘Orlando, first dance!’ So Orlando grabbed me so tight, I thought my bones were going to break.” Clearly, there was a lot of love in the air. (Us Weekly)