Forget about your love life and your bank account — what are you going to wear next week? Thank goodness I'm here, with the power vested in me by 20 minutes of internet research, to point you on the right sartorial path. After all, a Scorpio may be craving a wine-stained lip next Monday, but a Gemini shouldn't be caught dead in one. These are important differences, people. Respect thy sign.