1)Open your computer's case.
2)Pour a bunch of paint (preferably oil or tempera) onto the inards of your machine.
3)Turn your computer on.
4)Curse the dickens when it doesn't work.
5)Sacrifice three Pygmy virgins to Satan, but only while speaking Czechoslovakian.
and finally...
6)Shave the first three layers of skin of your genitals and then masturbate with rubbing alcohol as a lubricant!

*Note: If you can't find Pygmies, Mexican midgets will also work. If you happen to be all out of rubbing alcohol, skip step 6 all together. Instead, pick up a small Asian crack whore from the "bad" part of town. Take her home and force her to sit down and watch all 12 hours of the Speed Racer marathon on Cartoon Network while you run around the place with mothing put tinfoil and saran wrap duct taped to your legs singing Willy Nelson songs off key.

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[This message has been edited by your mutha (edited April 15, 197-deuce).]

Corporal Nobby definately lives up to his name in one way But shouldn't he be uglier and wartier and nastier? Awesome artwork anyway, brilliant, it actually pisses on the stuff by the usual cover artist!!!!!