Sex with Woody

Movies are supposed to illuminate aspects of the human condition that may have otherwise remained hidden. They are mirrors, windows and waterfalls of light and knowledge--gateways to our most urgent and definitive impulses. There's all that, and then sometimes, if we're lucky, we get to see people having sex.

Who better to guide us through the treacherous, squishy world of cinematic ugly-bumping, then a nebbish, neurotic, wilted-voiced Jew from New York. HERE, according to New York Magazine, are Woody Allen's ten best sex scenes. Box of Kleenex required.

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Just in case you're wondering, the supposed threesomes in Allen's latest VICKY CHRISTINA BARCELONA weren't all they were cracked out to be.

And of COURSE the scenes in VCB "weren't all they were cracked up to be" - are you kidding? Woody Allen simply doesn't MAKE scenes like that in his movies; he has so much more taste and class than that. It's only the testosterone-addicted male space monkeys out there that were hooting and rooting for Scarlett and Penelope to get it on. Jeez...people are so (...) nowadays.

I hate when people categorize Woody Allen or his movies.

And of COURSE the scenes in VCB "weren't all they were cracked up to be" - are you kidding? Woody Allen simply doesn't MAKE scenes like that in his movies; he has so much more taste and class than that. It's only the testosterone-addicted male space monkeys out there that were hooting and rooting for Scarlett and Penelope to get it on. Jeez...people are so (...) nowadays.