Pizza and melon flavoured vomit..no just no Tossing your shoes out on the road because you just don't need them anymore Being placed vomit covered in the bath tub, sobbing to your friend's "Please don't let me die like Jimi Hendrix" Informing your mum that threesomes aren't all they are cracked up to be

Not mine, my dp inspects student houses...Do not have a BBQ indoors because it is raining, you will not get your deposit back. Not to mention that you might die of carbon monoxide poisoning (they didn't, thank god).

There are loads agent mainly with housemates falling out.An attempted poisoning - household cleaners and bleach put into jars of sauce, apparently he didn't mean for her to eat them He's inspected houses with parties still going on in them. A house with a pan of ketermine on the table. Rubbish, vomit, rats, fires (almost always hair straighteners) and many, many, many partially clothed or even naked girls answering the door with little inclination to cover themselves up for the rest of the inspection. And that's just the students, the landlords are much worse, and they're the ones who are actually being inspected!