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faustus on "How do you know when to terminate your shower?"http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/how-do-you-know-when-to-terminate-your-shower/page/2#post-5489121
Wed, 06 Nov 2013 10:54:03 +0000faustus5489121@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/<p>Well I don't like to go all serious when there's such an open goal for jokes, but...My job is to promote water efficiency (for an evil water company), and showering/personal washing is the biggest user of water in the home, as well as consuming precious energy to heat the water.</p>
<p>So, when to get out of the shower? Try and shower in 4 minutes, as most people take way longer. Reducing your time by 1 minute will save £4 of water and £5 of energy a year. Not much, but if you currently take 15 minutes, then you could save quite a bit of money a year. </p>
<p>Also, although it's too 'disgusting' for water companies to promote, it's actually fine to pee in the shower, and saves water from flushing the loo. The waste water all goes to the same place to be treated.</p>
<p>So you have to pee and wash in 4 minutes, just don't pee when you're bending down to soap your legs...that kind of shower is free!
</p>compositepro on "How do you know when to terminate your shower?"http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/how-do-you-know-when-to-terminate-your-shower/page/2#post-5488512
Tue, 05 Nov 2013 23:55:15 +0000compositepro5488512@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/<p><blockquote>ejaculation</blockquote></p>
<p>+ 1 minute to spray the wall wash away the evidence......surely you dont just leave it sliding down the tiles
</p>piemonster on "How do you know when to terminate your shower?"http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/how-do-you-know-when-to-terminate-your-shower/page/2#post-5488457
Tue, 05 Nov 2013 23:41:29 +0000piemonster5488457@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/<p><blockquote>Any thoughts you lot.</blockquote></p>
<p>Nope
</p>oliverd1981 on "How do you know when to terminate your shower?"http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/how-do-you-know-when-to-terminate-your-shower/page/2#post-5488442
Tue, 05 Nov 2013 23:36:28 +0000oliverd19815488442@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/<p>Stand and get warmed through<br />
Soap and wash everything starting at the top<br />
Rinse a bit more<br />
Remember feet - do feet<br />
Cold Blast?<br />
Squeegee the excess water from my pelt with my hands (saves drenching towels)<br />
probably about 10 minutes if I'm not paying to heat the water.
</p>Houns on "How do you know when to terminate your shower?"http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/how-do-you-know-when-to-terminate-your-shower/page/2#post-5487372
Tue, 05 Nov 2013 18:04:56 +0000Houns5487372@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/<p>Bend your knees slightly for better balance when eyes are shut
</p>McHamish on "How do you know when to terminate your shower?"http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/how-do-you-know-when-to-terminate-your-shower/page/2#post-5487357
Tue, 05 Nov 2013 17:58:19 +0000McHamish5487357@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/<p><blockquote>I do like to just stand under the water, I prefer to do this with my eyes shut but the last time I did this I fell over and ripped off the curtain. </blockquote></p>
<p>Ha!</p>
<p>Again. This thread has so far delivered, twice.
</p>I_Ache on "How do you know when to terminate your shower?"http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/how-do-you-know-when-to-terminate-your-shower#post-5487338
Tue, 05 Nov 2013 17:51:36 +0000I_Ache5487338@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/<p>I don't like showers too hot but ours does go pretty hot as I find out when I get in after the wife.</p>
<p>I do like to just stand under the water, I prefer to do this with my eyes shut but the last time I did this I fell over and ripped off the curtain.
</p>Onzadog on "How do you know when to terminate your shower?"http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/how-do-you-know-when-to-terminate-your-shower#post-5487321
Tue, 05 Nov 2013 17:45:48 +0000Onzadog5487321@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/<p>Guilt. I wait until I start thinking I've been in there too long. Despite the extractor spinning its nuts off, you can't see your hand in front of your face be ause of the steam.</p>
<p>No self abuse in the shower. Warm water and protein really doesn't mix.
</p>bearnecessities on "How do you know when to terminate your shower?"http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/how-do-you-know-when-to-terminate-your-shower#post-5487318
Tue, 05 Nov 2013 17:44:02 +0000bearnecessities5487318@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/<p>Fantastic <img src="http://singletrackworld.com/forum/my-plugins/bbcode-buttons/default/icon_biggrin.gif" title=":D" class="bb_smilies" alt=""/> </p>bwfc4eva868 on "How do you know when to terminate your shower?"http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/how-do-you-know-when-to-terminate-your-shower#post-5487293
Tue, 05 Nov 2013 17:37:28 +0000bwfc4eva8685487293@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/<p>Once my nipples are stinging in pain because I've set the shower to boiling hot. So about 20 mins twice a day. Every other day.
</p>derek_starship on "How do you know when to terminate your shower?"http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/how-do-you-know-when-to-terminate-your-shower#post-5486682
Tue, 05 Nov 2013 14:49:07 +0000derek_starship5486682@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/<p>Blinkin' 'ell. Some very unsavoury responses here.</p>
<p>You've pleased me.
</p>highclimber on "How do you know when to terminate your shower?"http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/how-do-you-know-when-to-terminate-your-shower#post-5486547
Tue, 05 Nov 2013 14:21:01 +0000highclimber5486547@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/<p>I can't masturbate stood up so I can't use that as a reminder to get out.
</p>Houns on "How do you know when to terminate your shower?"http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/how-do-you-know-when-to-terminate-your-shower#post-5486320
Tue, 05 Nov 2013 13:37:17 +0000Houns5486320@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/<p>Once I've placed my jobbie in the soap dish
</p>cbmotorsport on "How do you know when to terminate your shower?"http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/how-do-you-know-when-to-terminate-your-shower#post-5486306
Tue, 05 Nov 2013 13:33:00 +0000cbmotorsport5486306@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/<p><blockquote> Sidney - Member</p>
<p>When the taint meat is clear of suds. </blockquote></p>
<p>LOL and +1.
</p>robdob on "How do you know when to terminate your shower?"http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/how-do-you-know-when-to-terminate-your-shower#post-5486289
Tue, 05 Nov 2013 13:30:10 +0000robdob5486289@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/<p>I tend to get nosebleeds quite often (no underlying problems or drugs) and when they happen in the shower (maybe when I've rubbed my nose too hard) it looks like a scene out of Psycho, blood everywhere.<br />
The main problem is that it's quite impossible to stop the blood flowing in the shower, and you can't get out with blood dripping everywhere and covered in soap. So I have spent AGES in the shower sometimes when this happens!</p>
<p>Only solution I found was to reach for the toilet roll and grab a load and stuff it up my nose!
</p>surroundedbyhills on "How do you know when to terminate your shower?"http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/how-do-you-know-when-to-terminate-your-shower#post-5486210
Tue, 05 Nov 2013 13:05:50 +0000surroundedbyhills5486210@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/<p>when this <a href="http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/male-content-ballstesticlestownhalls-etc-anxiety">happens...</a>
</p>DezB on "How do you know when to terminate your shower?"http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/how-do-you-know-when-to-terminate-your-shower#post-5486162
Tue, 05 Nov 2013 12:46:38 +0000DezB5486162@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/<p><blockquote>Northwind - Member<br />
If I'm not sure I ask on here</blockquote></p>
<p>New thread: I am currently in the shower. Have I finished?
</p>Northwind on "How do you know when to terminate your shower?"http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/how-do-you-know-when-to-terminate-your-shower#post-5486154
Tue, 05 Nov 2013 12:41:49 +0000Northwind5486154@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/<p>If I'm not sure I ask on here
</p>hora on "How do you know when to terminate your shower?"http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/how-do-you-know-when-to-terminate-your-shower#post-5486141
Tue, 05 Nov 2013 12:39:30 +0000hora5486141@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/<p>If I come across an ultra-powerful very hot shower I'm afraid I'll only stop the shower after all my skin has been seared and flayed off my body. </p>
<p>You can't beat an ultra-hot ultra-powerful shower.</p>
<p>If its a standard B&amp;B shower I've got it down to 10seconds.
</p>shermer75 on "How do you know when to terminate your shower?"http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/how-do-you-know-when-to-terminate-your-shower#post-5486138
Tue, 05 Nov 2013 12:38:02 +0000shermer755486138@http://singletrackworld.com/forum/<p>When you've finished reading your flyer</p>
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