I’m not going to give you much context for this, because honestly there’s no context that can make it make sense.

This rancid, ravening hellbeast is a Babyclon doll. The mermaid tail portion costs €490.00, which is €490.00 that you won’t be able to pass onto your next of kin once this doll murders you. In case your lunch is still in your stomach, here is another photo: