PLASTIC MAN
Or what, you'll bore me to death? That'd take less than five seconds, believe me.

LANTERN
Jesus Christ, would you two just shut up! Every time we sit down to try and kill a few hours, one of you two ends up in another dimension, or trapped in the engine room or even dueling by constantly changing your freakin' appearances! So for once, can we please just play a game of [frick]ing chess?!?

A green fist knocks Plastic Man uncosncious. He falls to the ground in a wiry mess. Manhunter gestures to the table and Hal moves a pawn to block the Queen from his King. Manhunter moves a knight.

MANHUNTER
Checkmate.

LANTERN
Hang on a second, we were two moves from finishing and you still knocked him out?

MANHUNTER
Hal, imagine you're at a picnic. A bee keeps buzzing around your food. He wants your food. You swing at him to get him away but he keeps buzzing out of the way. Finally you hit him and finish your food in one bite. Do you feel sorry for killing the bee?

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