Try this old school method.
Get yourself a pair of shovels and someone to help you.
Find two separate fire ant mounds.
Scoop the top half off of each mound and swap them.
Sit back and watch the carnage while the rival ants kill each other....

[quote]I wonder if given the circumstances there would be rules disallowing his organs to be donated. Like doing so might encourage more suicide from other distressed people.[/quote]
First. Someone who is suicidal usually does not think that way. They are not in a rationale state of mind.
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