Daily Freier’s Alert Readers Solve the Mystery of the Giant Balloon That Floats Over Ramat Aviv

After last week’s request for help identifying the mysterious balloon in the sky above Ramat Aviv, the Daily Freier’s alert readers swung into action, revealing a dogged search for the truth, and, for some, a clear need to get back on their prescribed medication. Here is what our alert readers had to say:

“It’s where Buji hid his charisma during the elections” – Ron, policeman

“It’s where the city keeps all the polite, good looking straight guys who will call you back” – Cathrine, web designer

“Where’s Ramat Aviv????” – Shuki, playwright

“I’ve been dating a Sabra girl for 2 years and I just told her over dinner that I want to break up with her…..so……Can I hide in the balloon for a few weeks? – Binyamin, Lone Soldier

“Actually the Palestinians say it was originally theirs.” – Shoshanna, Optometrist

“I’m sick of Tel Aviv. Will it take me to Berlin?” – Ashleigh Shapiro, actress

“I don’t know, but the U.N. is about to pass a resolution against it”. – Adi, entrepreneur

“Space Aliens…..except they’re Jewish”. – Dana, stockbroker

“Hot Cable’s Customer Service” –Yonatan, Independent Contractor

“It’s where Netanyahu has been hiding his good ideas all this time”. – Yuda, musician

“Kanye is going to parachute from the balloon onto stage next month. ” – Yossi, teacher