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Sexy Latina Chick Shot and Killed

CNN: A Mexican beauty queen was killed during a weekend shootout in the restive northern state of Sinaloa, authorities said Monday.

Maria Susana Flores Gamez , 20, was the 2012 Woman of Sinaloa. She was killed Saturday during clashes between criminals and military troops in the municipality of Mocorito. Two others, both men, also were killed in the shootout.

This story would not even be newsworthy if she wasn’t hot. I mean honestly. If the title to the CNN article was “woman killed in Mexican shootout” I would not have even clicked the link. The article written by CNN is only a few sentences long, honestly. But you throw a sexy latina out there in the news and people pay attention. All I really wanna know is what kind of underwear she was wearing when she was killed. No way it was anything more than a thong. Could not have been full-ass underwear. But maybe she wasn’t wearing panties. What color were they? Why can’t this happen to fugly chicks and Nikki Minaj?