Not just the farmer, but even the cow was utterly mystified when the very attractive girl suddenly went:
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Joff-Tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!!
Joff-Tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!!
Joff-Tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!!"

"Then he left you, and later, you saw him in a DAIRY BAR with another girl?"

"Men--they're all the same--one magic night in the cowshed--then you see them on the other side of the pasture with another cow--leading her on with promises of deep clover and a happy home life with lots of calves...........YOU'VE fallen for that line, too?"