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You definitely cannot become our President! To be our President, you have to be able to prove that your Birth Certificate is not a copy, have a very eloquent speech writer, be able to talk out of both sides of your mouth at the same time, be able to afford expensive teleprompters, be able to talk deceptively in generalities with conviction, have the full suppport of the liberal press, and be willing to accept millions of dollars in contributions from corporations. (..) You had better stick to preaching.

A few years ago I learned that apparently the physical copy of my birth certificate was destroyed somehow during Hurricane Katrina (either the hospital where I was born or the Hall of Records or wherever birth certificates are stored long-term was knocked down). So...no being president for me. :-/ Um...I'm pretty sure that a copy was scanned off the original, and I have a few Xeroxed copies that my mom sent off for in order to get my passport in 2001.

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Why Father Hollywood?

While serving in a previous ministerial call, I had to moonlight at the local Hollywood Video to pay for health insurance for the family. It took one of my coworkers a couple weeks before she stopped addressing me as "Father" and started using my first name.
It was a fun job. My co-workers were the best. I got free rentals too. You can click here to see a picture. Now you know the rest of the story...