Chris Pratt Is Turning Into A Bear Daddy And Frankly, I'm Shivering

Well butter my biscuit and call me Melinda, I have some good news for all of you today!

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Sip sip, sweeties! We have new pictures of Chris Pratt on the beach and, um, they are pretty great.

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A bird? A plane? Blake Lively being attacked by a gigantic problematic shark? Nope! It’s Chris Pratt, uh doy. You clicked on this knowing what you were gonna get, and you are going to get that!

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So, in case you didn’t know, in the homosexual male community some guys are given animal names because we’re weird and primal or something. I asked my secret gay chat group what we would call Chris Pratt and here were their answers: