Woman gets stuck in boyfriend’s chimney after he refuses to let her in

Another bizarre-0 story for you. This one is about a woman who went to visit her on-again, off-again boyfriend two days before they were to take a trip to the Netherlands. He wasn’t feeling her visit, so he refused to let her inside and escaped out the backdoor.

She banged on the door with a shovel and, when that didn’t work, went all Santa Claus on his butt and tried getting in his house through the chimney.

Since chimneys aren’t actually designed to be human transportation paths, the woman got herself stuck. Her quasi-boyfriend didn’t return till the next day and, when he saw her car and handbag, but not her, he reported her missing.

The police stopped by, saw (and smelled) nothing, and left.

A few days later a friend came by to feed the man’s fish. Something seemed fishy and it wasn’t coming from the tank. The pet sitter poked her head up in the chimney and saw the missing woman — stinky, dripping fluids and dead from lack of oxygen.