Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.

The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really.

DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped and sprawled on a donkey. It ate his ears and his dignity with a spork! That sounds like a job for Cairoi's magical codpiece. Made of fish-flavored titanium, it flew away, into the vast unknown.

Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.

The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really.

DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped and sprawled on a donkey. It ate his ears and his dignity with a spork! That sounds like a job for Cairoi's magical codpiece. Made of fish-flavored titanium, it flew away, into the vast unknown.

And in Japan, Vulkar's awesomeness continued...on a minuscule basis, particles were impressed.

Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.

The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really.

DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped and sprawled on a donkey. It ate his ears and his dignity with a spork! That sounds like a job for Cairoi's magical codpiece. Made of fish-flavored titanium, it flew away, into the vast unknown.

And in Japan, Vulkar's awesomeness continued...on a minuscule basis, particles were impressed, as was Vince.

Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.

The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really.

DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped and sprawled on a donkey. It ate his ears and his dignity with a spork! That sounds like a job for Cairoi's magical codpiece. Made of fish-flavored titanium, it flew away, into the vast unknown.

And in Japan, Vulkar's awesomeness continued...on a minuscule basis, particles were impressed, as was Vince. It is true,

Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.

The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really.

DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped and sprawled on a donkey. It ate his ears and his dignity with a spork! That sounds like a job for Cairoi's magical codpiece. Made of fish-flavored titanium, it flew away, into the vast unknown.

And in Japan, Vulkar's awesomeness continued...on a minuscule basis, particles were impressed, as was Vince. It is true, Vulkar overpowered earth