OH GOD THE RAPTURE IS BURNING

Jordan? Mildly Bishonen, surprisingly badass submissive in, again, very nice clothes that would be so much fun to take off . . . slowly . . . And honestly, look at that face right there and say you don't want to give him a hug.

and Salmacis? Did You Just Romance Incredibly Intelligent, Power Perversion Potential-y Cthulhu? Yes, yes you did.