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Synopsis

Chef Pee Pee finds a lottery ticket on the ground, and it is a winning ticket!

Plot

Chef Pee Pee is tired of doing work from Bowser. Just as he starts to relax, Bowser comes in to inspect the kitchen. He gives Chef Pee Pee more work by giving him another trash bag. While taking out the trash Chef Pee Pee notices a lottery ticket.

When he goes inside Bowser makes more messes so Chef Pee Pee can't go on break. After cleaning the dishes, Bowser drops a muffin bag and Chef Pee Pee throws it away.

After working Chef Pee Pee turns on the news to see if he won the lottery. He finds out that he has won $237,000,000 and is so excited, that he calls Bowser, Junior and Toad to the kitchen.

He announces to them that he has won the lottery, and tells everyone "FUCK YOU!!!". He starts ranting about what Bowser, Junior and Toad do to him.

After ranting, Bowser tells him that the lottery ticket he found is 2 months expired and was so angry that Chef Pee Pee said these things to him and the others that he was left no choice but to punish Chef Pee Pee.

Chef Pee Pee was eventually forced to work 3 years without pay and 4 years overtime as punishment for his rudeness. He then released stress in huge despair and starts crying over the ticket being expired and how dumb it was of him to be rude to Bowser in the first place. To make matters worse Jackie Chu comes in as a cameo and starts taunting him making him more upset.

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Quotes

Chef Pee-Pee: Bowser, you deserve the biggest fuck, because, let me start off by saying I fucking hate you, I hate you! (x3), all you do is make me cook, clean, and..and fricking take out the trash, I only took out the trash and you made me do it again, I hate you (x2), and all you do is sit on your ass and watch TV, Charleyyy and Friends, but surely we don't know when is on, because it's always on, and from..from the guardians and angels of fricking Chef Pee-Pee island, I grant you an honorary "fuck you!"

Chef Pee-Pee: And to you, Toad, I will go easy on you this time, okay, let me start off by saying "fuck you!"...Ahem, excuse me.....fuck you, and your music sucks ass, why do you keep asking people to be on your videos, your music, nobody likes your music, nobody ever wants to see your videos, okay, you suck ass, you suck at life, and all you do is aggravating, pop up everywhere, wanting to help, you're nothing but trouble, and you..you wanna know this little idiot, and he does nothing but aggravating too, oh I'm not done with you, all you do is playing jokes, you stabbed me in my eye, but it's okay, I'll buy a new eye, maybe I'll buy a robotic arm to flick you up with and say "fuck you!"

Chef Pee-Pee: Ah, save the best for last! Junior, you get the honorary "fuck you!" You get the biggest "fuck you!* of all! I fucking hate you! You're nothing but a big crybaby bastard, who fails school because you're nothing but a stupid idiot who goes ding-dong-ditch with this idiot! I swear to God, I swear to God you're stupid, and I have to fix food for you every second! Nobody likes fixing food for you, nobody loves playing dinosaurs with you, nobody likes to play trains with you, that's all kiddie games! Nobody likes to play games with you 'cause you're a stupid fucking bastard! BASTARD!!!!! Ahem, excuse me.

Trivia

The music that plays when Chef Pee Pee thought he had won the lottery is Serenade No. 13 "A Little Night Music" K525, 1st Movement (Mozart).