Monday, December 5, 2011

I SEE PENIS: HAM

Blog reader William wasn't able to make the annual LoveGrove Alley pig roast this weekend (living in London makes things difficult). To make up for his absence he found this porcine I SEE PENIS above on the blog Accidental Penis.

I won't show you any pictures of the actual pig we roasted this weekend; I got enough vegan hate mail last time around. If you're vegan and keep kosher I guess I just can't win. Our cinder block pig pit bears a striking resemblance to the Ark of the Covenant. Regardless, its hard to deny the bare-bones sculptural elegance of our annual Back Alley BBQ: