Dear Doritos: You're welcome!

Is it possible no one's done this yet?

So over at Vanity Fair, there's a story about how Jennifer Lawrence's fondness for Doritos on the set of American Hustle resulted in some...wardrobe difficulties. Particularly when it came to this big lady-kiss scene in the bathroom. If some exec over at Frito-Lay hasn't already pitched the above as an ad, they're dealing in the wrong kind of magical dust over there.