Deep in the Fortress of Chaditude, I’m lounging around with the Chadcomputer… when a strange *BLIP* appears on my Chadar screen. Looking up from the Chadcomputer, I rush over to see what new SJW craziness has appeared. Apparently Chico is Quiet in the upcoming Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain is a thing to be outraged over apparently.

Fire Up The Ol’ Outrage Machine!

As with 99.9999999% of things that come out of the SJW cesspit, I took to the Internets to see what was really going on. Turns out… that Chico = Quiet isover a year old! On top of this, it was thoroughly debunked by Konami right away. This certainly did not stop VICE from farting outside this retched turd of an article about it, replete with the same pearl-clutching SJWs we all know and love.

This being a Metal Gear Solid game, that’s not saying anything, but still… Quiet being a transgender character is possibly the leastweird and bizarre thing MGS has ever gotten up to.

I blame some of this not knowing about the Chico = Quiet nonsense to my media blackout of games I’m really looking forward to. I’ll indulge an E3 trailer here and there. There was no way I was going to pass up the MGSV trailer from this year. Look at this crazy shit!

It’s been an odd year indeed, on my part, of learning about the SJW animal as it pertains to the games sphere. It was also in the recent discovery that Feminist Frequency just takes the hottest current game and then takes to Twitter tweeting all this bullshit about how this and that in the game is misogynist, sexist, bigoted, setting society back a two-thousand years and so on.

Actually play the game to perhaps find those vaunted “ist”‘s… provide some real context to the fevered proclamations? Nah, it’s just easier to blanket accuse the games of something that’s not even remotely true if you’ve actually played the game. You’d think developers would be smarter to hide their misogyny and sexism deeper in to their games and stay away from all that surface level stuff they keep getting accused of.

Topping this off with some of the worst baiting of gamers when it comes time to release a new video or feed the Patreon coffers. For people that claim to have PTSD and trauma from the Internets over their hard stand against those horrible bully gamers, they sure do spend a lot of time trolling them.

For all the SJW talk of helping women in the games and tech industry, they certainly don’t seem to be doing anything but enriching themselves and elevating their own profiles. They give speeches and talks about their SJW bullshit, but not in the realm of the tech industry. Instead they headline things like Inspirefest, HugBoxCon, and Safe SpacExpo, where they foster the entrenchment of their own echo chamber and deepen a ridiculous fear in otherwise normal people that keeps them from actually participating in a nuanced discussion about actual problems in the games industry… one namely being the shitty journalism arm called the “games press”.

It only goes to diminish the work of actual women in the tech world, who have put their heads down and let their work speak for them. Not some soapbox wielding dysmorphic, rich, former white boy, whose mommy and daddy gave them large amounts of money to pretend to be a game designer farting out esoteric “experiences” that no gamer can relate to. More often than not, they’re just horrible games.

SJWs in the gaming realm like to eschew the “No True Scotsman” argument that they aren’t gamers. “We’re totally gamers,” they whine. “Look, we have created games…more like experiences…for you…but since you only crave blood, gore, and giant titted tiny waisted maidens we have nothing for you!” But if they were gamers, they would’ve realized the folly in trying to change the games industry. Nothing changes overnight in the games industry.

I’m always struck by the hubris and arrogance that SJWs employ in trying to “change” something to their ideals. This is the rotten fruit that has grown from the seed of slacktivism that erupted in the 00’s.

It’s no surprise that SJWs have had little effect on the games industry. Things take time, and SJWs aren’t good at the long game. At the going rate, it won’t be for a few years that the true and just “change” that SJWs demand might find itself in a AAA game release. More than likely, everyone will just wait them out.

Not to drag this graphic out again, but even their vaunted “Year of the Woman” was anything but.

Oops! Someone got facts ALL up in your narrative… again!

Gamers have proven time and time again, it doesn’t matter who’s on the front of the box and in front of the camera. They don’t want to be a character, they want to relate at the least, but they demand great gameplay and a worthwhile investment of their money. Gaming is an expensive hobby, and gamers don’t want to waste it trying to empathize or relate to something as a singular experience for the “soul” or some shit. Try another medium if you want to shovel that nonsense down someones facehole.

But going back to over a year to dig up something ridiculously meaningless to be outraged over? Give me a break! SJWs like to relate this idea that video games cause violence against women and foster this misogynistic, sexist asshole “dudebro” gamer that is trying to drive them away because they “speak truth“. But this is the same old song and dance…just with a new band leader.

Gaming is no worse than any other “Great Satan” of society that came before it. Movies and music both enjoyed their day of being the ultimate evil that was turning the youth in to some sort of monster that was rebelling against the cherished norms of society. Gaming is no different.