Ali, I told you time and time again NOT to put plastic bags over your head/mouth. Not a proper way to martyr yourself son

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Nanabozoh for:

"I'm going to hold my breath until all the un-fatwa'd Jawa Caption Contests have been reconciled."

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Eli for:

Behold! My self-suffication device, it comes with the scent of Mohammed.

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against R.Banksfor:

Always on the cutting edge of military technology, the Pali's are now fielding the all new Headshot Grey Matter Containment Device Mark 1, because hey, a clean and tidy battlefield, is a happy battlefield.