Merlin, it’s wonderful to have a blog pal who understands what I’m feeling. I know my fellow bloggers don’t really get it, but I have enough fellow Man U supporter friends who I can discuss the intricacies of football with, to my heart’s content.

The young star (from Portugal) is stepping up to take the vital penalty kick that could secure the title when a Chinook Helicopter lands in the middle of the pich.

The rich American heiress dis-embarks wearing an Armani ball-gown and dripping diamonds only to be scythed down by a vicious, two-footed sliding tackle from behind . It is Paul Scholes (played by Brad Pitt)……….