20 Comments

melodie

Nothing like getting hacked off at the wrist and ankle or getting photographed in a way that does not flatter the body. I’ve seen this concept executed well, but shooting a woman from that angle makes even the skinniest of women look big.

grateful mom

Amy

grateful mom

Could have sworn I posted a reply about weird places to have sex, such as on the hard tile floor of some dude’s job’s bathroom, or in a very small car parked in the university parking lot when a friend came to visit back when I was a TA, Or hanging on the buoy in Lake Castaic (SoCal). The last DID NOT WORK.” Strangely, water is a poor choice for lube.

Don

Andrew Mills

If they had gone for a wider angle lens, it would have introduced more distortion and made her backside look even bigger.

The problem here is the person taking the photo and not the equipment. If you have lower end gear, and/or don’t have a lens suitable, then you work around it and either choose a different pose or place the model somewhere where you can photograph them properly.

The model is also very awkward and the look on her face is stuck somewhere between a grimace at being so uncomfortable and possibly “what the **** am I doing here?”.

Mel C

April

Unless you cut a car in half, you cannot get a decent shot in a situation like this. A wide angle lens distorts near objects at the expense of distant ones. This lady appears to be very pretty, but the wide angle lens makes her butt look huge, and the pose accentuates what little cellulite she has. (I’ll bet she can rock a pair of low-riser jeans.) Whenever a woman has a large bottom and smallish boobs, you should pose her so the face is nearest the camera; this will make her boobs look larger, and her bottom look either smaller or proportionate. All that said, this is a hideous set for a photo anyway, but I’d hit it.

Alan

You guys at “YANAP” should really go browsing Modelmayhem.com for pictures to post here. You will have a field day with all the “pros”/rapists who populate that site. So many half naked girls with CAUTION tape draped over them.