Monday, March 17, 2008

Tonight marks the return of Dancing With the Stars (a show I never watch...I swear). As you know (because I told you), there are many "stars" this season, but I'm really only interested in a weekly dose of The Gutenberg.

I just thought, Holy Lord! People love The Guttenberg!, but it's just you. And that's cool.

I thought he was the most adorable thing I've seen since they invented puppies. Def had some work, but could he be more positive and, say it with me, adorable?!? Liz and I were at a pub having a pint and I made her stop blabbering so I could watch him dance. Then I watched it again when I got home. I think I'm obsessed with him...not that I watch that show or anything.

Penn and Carolla seemed a bit pissed, but let's face it, they're both going home before The Guttenberg.

I did not watch The Bachelor. I haven't watched that show in ages. Was it so awesomely bad I must check it out?

And Stuff White People Like is hilarious. That post made me think of me, too!

Furthermore, to ensure this is the longest comment ever on my own blog, Liz and I were talking about how funny you are last night. She especially liked the rendition of Rumpelstiltskin you posted yesterday.

The Bachelor is a shade of awesome rarely occurring in nature. I never miss a season. It's just great reality crap. The new season started last night and there was a girl who tried to be all smooth and tuck into the bachelor's pocket her g-string (????), but the bachelor didn't have a pocket and also she was a slut.

That didn't really make sense, but you get the vision, I guess. She went home last night. It was high-lair-ee-usss!

Ok, so I'm watching the men's night of DWTS tonight on TiVo (I have to wait for Thursdays for cable inequities...if you know me, you know where I am tonight)...I managed to see the women's night live somehow.

The Gute is awesome! I love it!!!

I've watched each and every one of these seasons. I'm a huge Cheryl Burke fan, and therefore a whoever-is-her-partner whore too. But I'm definitely into Steve.

Another note: Penn (ya know, of Penn & Teller fame), is a major stage star...maybe you've heard of him, since he's been holding down the magic stages of a little city called Las Vegas. Now I'm just a small 619 girl who can beat the pants off anyone at Scrabble and Trivial Pursuit and I will get pissed when I lose at any game. So the fact that he shows his competitive nature is what he is supposed to do.