If your name isn't William, and you don't need a gift for a dude named William, I can't imagine why you'd buy a Willy Care grooming kit. I mean, I know it's a common name and all, but are there really enough Willies out there to merit an entire primping set stamped with their epithet?

Yuk, yuk, yuk. It's not a grooming kit for men who are Willies, it's a grooming kit for men who have willies. Something Willy Care says provides all the tools you need for a "quick spit and polish." (I wonder if it's as quick as the other kind of spit and polish my willy enjoys.) These tools include:

And I mean very NSFW. I mean, it's not like I came across* these 10 images I can't believe are allowed on Amazon because I was searching for porn, boobies, or sex toys on Amazon. I was just minding my own business, perusing...

All the talk of building a prison body during quarantine made me seek out this penis weight set. Because while you can certainly do pushups, pullups, chinups, dips, and squats like a convicted felon, it's gonna be real...

While we normally think of the kraken as wielding tentacles of asphyxiation and death, what if in fact the giant squid is all about pleasure? What if his tentacles, as they appear willing and able to do in this male vibrator...

One thing I don't like the looks of is this K-fit Kegel Toner for Men. Part 1 of my instinct to slowly back away is, of course, the "probe," which may not go up my pee hole, but is definitely going somewhere uncomfortable...

I learned my most important lesson about frenemies from The Golden Girls. It's that sometimes passive aggressive words and social interactions aren't enough. It's that sometimes I need my frenemies to throw a party. Invite...

There's a Boaty McBoatface load more than 11 real products that should be April Fool's jokes out there, but these are some of the best kooky creations and mind-boggling monstrosities I've seen over the years. And since...

I live for shenanigans of the PC Prankster variety. No, not because I'm devious and mean-spirited, because I have great empathy for others. I know as well as anyone how it feels to reach a level of frustration with a...

I saw this rubber cast iron skillet, a movie prop and excellent prank idea from NewRuleFX, and couldn't help but run it. After all, this weekend marked both the 92nd Academy Awards, and UFC 247, Jon Jones vs. Dominick...

The Killer Key is for law enforcement officials, landlords with squatters or evicted tenants, and pranksters who thrive on taking things one step too far. See, the key blade inserts into any Kwikset or Schlage brand lock...

Last time me and my friend Cornelius played paintball he kept getting nailed and hiding and whining like a little goat until finally everyone was like, Dude, you need to grow a pair! And he was all, Dude! It's not me...

Now this may come as a shock to you, but I have never told a lie. Ouch! That just came as a shock to me. Hold on, let me turn this thing off. Now as I was saying, no matter the cost, I sink my teeth into the truth and...motherf-!...