we joined a gym…

little tobin & daughter: (entering the gym… banging into the locked turnstile – maybe a sign?) hi! we’d like to sign up!gym guy: great! what kind of membership are you 2 looking for?little tobin & daughter: (perplexed) huh? what kind? a regular one obviously…little tobin: what other kind could there be?gym guy: do you guys do jiu jitsu?little tobin: is he joking?daughter: yeah let’s just stick with a basic membership please.gym guy: ok all i need you to do is fill out these forms (handing us what seems like an endless stack…)little tobin: ok i’m already getting deterred with paperwork!daughter: oh come on, we can sit down & fill it out. UGH did you see question #2? how much do you weigh?little tobin: you obviously have to lie! i’m off by 40 lbs and i feel better already.. HAHAdaughter: and question #4 – are you dieting? i wrote ‘always’…little tobin: i put down ‘trying’ – that’s a fair assessment, can’t get mad if someone is trying…
but what’s with question #11… how far can you walk? what’s it to them? it’s none of their business.daughter: well we are at a gym, they want to know how fit we are.little tobin: i think that’s obvious!daughter: fair enough… let’s just hand it in…gym guy: (looking over our forms with no judgement it seemed…) ok ladies looks like you’re all set,
are you working out with us tonight?little tobin & daughter: oh god no, this was plenty for one day!