Interpreting Nostradamus

For Fun and Prophet*

People have asked me - 'How do other people interpret these Nostradamus
writings?'

It's easy!

Step One: Establish something you want to prove, a prophetic event about
the near future (like there will be an end to fighting in the Middle East) or
something that already has happened ([insert timely event here]).

Step Two: Do a fuzzy search on the entirety of the texts of Nostradamus.
Do a search kind of like spell checkers do - find anything within a few
letters, or anything that sounds similar to one of the words in the
statement you're trying to prove. Its ok if the word you're searching
for is in a language Nostradamus didn't know, he was that good.

Step Three: Bastardize the meanings of every other word in that quatrain
to suit your needs. If you need a '9', and you have a September - Take
it! Its the 9th month! If you need a '7', and you have a September - Take
it! "Sept" means '7'! Feel free to cross translate homonyms. For example
if you need 'Son of', and all you have is the French for 'sun' - translate
that into English, and Viola! son = sun in English! Wasn't Nostradamus
clever?!

Step Four: Enjoy a nice beverage. **

Happy interpreting!

*Sorry about that. I really am sorry. I don't even blame you if don't read any more.
That was really very bad of me.