...at the number of people who are LEGITIMATELY, SERIOUSLY OFFENDED at my mainpaged food article. For rilly rills, guys, people are getting legit offended by it, and it is HILARIOUS.

What say we make that a regular weekly feature as an open "fuck you" to anyone looking to be offended by something as innocuous as "here is food I don't like; now I shall mock it"? All in favor shout "aye."

ETA: Oh, also? I will never stop being amazed at the number of people saying variations of "this article is pointless," because WOW.