In theaters May 11, “The story focuses on Barnabas Collins (Depp), who was transformed into a vampire by a jilted lover (Eva Green’s witch Angelique) way back in the 1700s and buried. He’s just been dug up, and attempts to reintegrate with his descendants, led by Michelle Pfeiffer’s Elizabeth and Jonny Lee Miller’s Roger – despite the fact that Angelique is still around and still not in a forgiving mood.”

We’ve added the massive gallery below, but I still don’t understand why Barnabas would have to brush his teet – did he do that while he was buried in a coffin for hundreds of years? I guess it’s all the meat from McDonald’s.