We need to talk about Amber Heard's Flare

You may be wondering right now whether I posted this spread of Amber Heard's Flare spread just so that I could use that line from OFFICE SPACE. The answer is yes. Yes I did. However, it's also a chance to post pics of Amber, which I'm sure few of you will complain about. Unfortunately, I've noticed that Amber is less and less inclined toward the sexier spreads she used to do. That's a sad thing to see. Amber has so much good stuff to offer and so many more good years to do so. I'd hate to see her throw it all away so prematurely.

Perhaps she's saving it all for her new, non-female SO. While it's not been officially confirmed that Amber and Johnny Depp are currently knocking boots, doing the horizontal mambo or making the beast with two backs, they're totally doing all 3 of those things. It's pretty clear. Damn, to be a fly on the wall in their bed chamber. I have to imagine Amber brings a great deal of options to the table when engaging in any sort of sexual encounter. Figures that only other hot women and Johnny Depp get a chance to find out what those things are. You know, I'm kind of glad Johnny's considering retiring. And not just because he keeps playing the same character over and over. He's just started to really piss me off for some reason.