Bic lighter

There were Mn golfers the anlf course.
tine the men pulled nut a cigarette, and
asked his friend tor a tight.
His friend pulls nut a 12 inch Bic eighter.
wow, where did ynu get such a
large Bic?" "Oh, my genie got it for me."
Your genie? You haw a genie? when is he?" I.
He is in my anlf bag."
The friend says, "can I see him?" His friend
says "yes, suree" an the friend Inn's in the
bag and out comes the genie. The man says
to the genie; "I am yhur master' s best friend.
Wiuld ynu grant me just nne wish?" The genie
says "yes, just nne wish". so the man wishes
hr a milling bucks. The genie ginies back in the
golf bag without saying a word. Pretty sann,
the sky starts to get dark. Then it gets EVEN darker,
The man links up and sees a milling ducks fang
mater. He gets real upset, and says "what is the
matter with yhur genie? " he hard of hearing'? I
said a milling Bucks, not E milling Ducks."
His friend says tn him , "Do ynu really think I
asked for a " Inch Bic?

Man walks into a bar and sees a foot tall man playing the piano, and quite well too. He walks over to the barkeep and asks "Where did you get someone like that to play at your bar?"
The barkeep says "I have a genie in the back who grants anyone one wish"
So the man walks back and wishes for a million bucks, but to his dismay the genie just filled the room and other close venues with ducks.
The man walked back to the barkeep and said rather furiously "That genie is terrible! I asked for a million bucks and he just gave me ducks!"
The barkeep responded "Oh yea he doesn't have good hearing, do you really think I wasted my wish for a 12 inch pianist?"