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‘Dancing With the Stars’: Jessie Spano is still so excited

But first, Tom Bergeron announces that based solely on last week’s viewer votes, a female star is now in danger of being eliminated. NO PRESSURE OR ANYTHING BEFORE YOU DANCE.

Christina Milian and Mark Ballas are up first and earn the season’s first 10 for their cha-cha-cha. It’s also the night’s overall high at 28. But I’m not the least bit surprised they’re eliminated. Christina always seems a bit stiff and, well, insincere. There’s something about her that just doesn’t fully connect. (And a 10 from Len? Way to overscore.)

Jack Osbourne & Cheryl Burke: Waltz, . He picks 2012 for the birth of his daughter and his Multiple Sclerosis diagnosis. Jack has a dashing quality on the floor that’s wholly unexpected. He needs to work a touch on his posture. But it’s a lovely performance overall.

Leah Remini & Tony Dovolani: Contemporary, 22. She alludes to some sort of challenge over the past year that is obviously all about leaving Scientology. But no specifics. EXCEPT SHE PLAYS A PUPPET BREAKING FREE OF HER PUPPET MASTER AND OH OK. (Your move, Kirstie Alley.) Leah attacks the dance with ferocity and conveys lots of emotion. It just needs more content, more dynamic choreography. She’s sort of leveling out amid so many others pulling ahead.

Oh, Leah. That whole judging exchange was painful. She looked like she wanted to punch someone.

Corbin Bleu & Karina Smirnoff: Fox trot, 28. His sister was diagnosed with scoliosis in 2012. Great chemistry, great form, great smile. Corbin is probably going to do every dance spectacularly well. His challenge is going to be ensuring the judges and audience continue to realize just how good he is and not just expect it.

Oh, man. And then he runs over and hugs his sisters. LOVE.

Bill Engvall & Emma Slater: Viennese waltz, 24. 1982 — the year Bill got married. I don’t want to make the drunk wedding dad joke over and over but I mean really what else is this. Even the set looks like a wedding reception. He may as well be doing the Macarena.

Snooki & Sasha Farber: Jazz, 27. 2012 again and the birth of her son. So of course she’s dancing to “Work Bitch” because what better song to dedicate to your son. (And the censors delete the word “bitch” from the song, replacing it with a second “work,” which is totally lame. Who says “work-work?” NO ONE.)

But hey! She work-works it out. I LOVE this. The choreography is fantastic. She looks great. It’s fun and flirty and sexy and campy an you bettah werk, bitch. Oh and hey, Britney, this is how you dance to your song.

Brant Daugherty & Peta Murgatroyd: Contemporary, 27. Brant chooses 2009, the year his father passed away. It was also the year Brant’s acting career kicked into high gear. It’s a solid performance, but their chemistry is slightly off. There’s a disconnect. He seems maybe a half-step behind Peta the entire time.

Amber Riley & Derek Hough: Fox trot, 26. 2009 was the year Amber landed “Glee.” When Amber is on, she glows. This is bright and spirited and has a lovely, lilting groove. It’s almost impossible to not love her.

Elizabeth Berkley & Val Chmerkovskiy: Jive, 26. 2012 and another new baby. BUT IT’S REALLY 1989 THE YEAR OF JESSIE SPANO. AND SHE’S DANCING TO “I’M SO EXCITED.” TENS ACROSS THE BOARD. CAFFEINE PILLS ARE BAD.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN IN THE HISTORY OF THIS SHOW. And the dance was great, too.

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