On Thursday night, former First Lady Michelle Obama stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Liveto promote her new book, “Becoming.” After the two got business out of the way — you know, talking about the White House and other trivial things like that — Kimmel asked Obama to speak out on topics she couldn’t say as First Lady. Armed with a stack of cards (written by Kimmel and his staff), Obama proceeded to divulge some secrets about her time in the White House, including her disdain for vegetables (gasp!), her inability to tell her daughters apart, and her corrupt Netflix habits. What, were you expecting her to reveal national security secrets, or something?

Now that Obama isn’t first lady, she can really “cut loose,” argued Kimmel, and what better way to do that than by saying stuff that would have been taboo two years ago? At first, Obama was skeptical — “So, you want me to just look at those cards and read what you’ve said?” she asked — but she quickly came around to the bit. After reading the first card, she laughed and said into the camera, “I’ve never eaten a vegetable.” Have you ever heard anything more shocking?

Next, Obama revealed that she and Barack inherited more than just the Resolute desk from the Bushes. “The whole eight years we were in the White House, we used Laura Bush’s Netflix password,” she said to massive laughs from the audience. “Laura, sorry. Send me the bill,” she added. The former First Lady then told the camera that she’s “not sure which one is Sasha and which one is Malia,” which is something she has in common with like 92 percent of America. “You know, they agree. They get so mad every time I mess their names up. I’m like ‘Who are you?'” said Obama. “The game that Sasha plays with me is that when we’re with a lot of people, she’ll call me ‘Mom, mom, mom.’ And you know, I don’t hear, and she’s like, ‘Michelle. Michelle Obama.’ And I look up, and she’s like, ‘See?'” The Obamas: they’re just like us.

Watch Michelle Obama reveal the origins of her favorite phrase, her celebrity “freebie,” and more in the clip above.