See the issue I have is I'm very attracted to crazy chicks. And since she looks like she's crazy I'm all about her. It's a curse I tell you. I was practically in love with a girl I work with when I found out she was bat **** crazy. People ask me why and my response is always "I have no idea".

Everybody knows you **** at a hotel you've been setting up for hours beforehand. Having candles to extend your whip and roast chicken dinners hidden in the walls helps in case this boss fight goes sour

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"****anonymous rolled image** more like tfw a girl is obviously interested in you but you're too beta and too afraid of being rejected that you never ask her out and eventually she loses interest in you also penis

tfw you ask a girl out and you think you did well but then you get hit with the "just friends" line, and from there your view of life is changed and become a depressed piece of **** loner with a pessimistic attitude on everything

>tfw you have a crush on a girl from school, and you end up making out on a school beach party, then you date her for 2 weeks and she finally tells you that the only reason she started dating you was because she was kinda drunk and later felt too embarrassed to admit that to you

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>tfw a younger girl from school has a crush on you for a while (should've been an instant red flag), and one day you decide to ask her out, she agrees and dates your for 3 weeks acting all weird about her friends and trying not to be too open about dating you, and finally it turns out that she's been dating some other dude while still having a crush on you so when you asked her out she decided to date you for a bit to figure out who she wants to be with, and then you realize that all these times she didn't want to hold your hand when some of her friends were present, or when she didn't want to have anything on her FB page that would suggest she was dating you, all that was just to keep that fact away from her other boyfriend