Dennis Rodman Says he Should win Nobel Peace Prize

After travelling to North Korea earlier in the year and befriending dictator Kim Jong-il, former NBA standout Dennis Rodman, is under the impression that he deserves a prestigious accolade worthy of what he thinks was a war-preventing mission.

“My mission is to break the ice between hostile countries. Why it’s been left to me to smooth things over, I don’t know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. Keeping us safe is really not my job; it’s the black guy’s [Obama’s] job. But I’ll tell you this: If I don’t finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something’s seriously wrong.”

I mean you can argue with his logic, but you can’t really argue with the outcome. Haven’t heard a peep out of North Korea lately, is that a coincidence? Yes it’s totally a coincidence.