Thursday, July 13, 2006

Me Achin Kiester

Don't believe for a moment that just because I'm not in the hospital means I'm out of the woods. Still have a big freakin' drain coming out of my pancreas that is draining into a stoma bag. This ain't normal, guys and gals. When it does leak, I get sub-2pH pancreatic secretions running into my lap (yah, you betchum), it was 2 days ago that the wife stopped giving me injections in the belly, physical therapy and occupational therapy stop by each week to make me hurt and loosen the stoma bag through exercise, I'm restricted to one floor of my house and the last I heard I may have this bag on me for a freakin' year!

But it beats the hell out of being in the hospital....

Unfortunately, the plastic hose is starting to slide out of the drain hole, but I have an appointment with the surgeon tomorrow. He's good, he's a kidney transplant specialist at the Cleveland Clinic.

The Ladies

RAH

TRUTH

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"A little revolution now and again is a healthy thing, don't you think?"

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