25 Ways to get Rid of a ZombieBy Lyle Perez-Tinics

So, you have a zombie you need to get rid of. What are you gonna do? Where are you gonna take it? Your wife has had enough living with the creature. The smell is awful, the dogs are always pissing on the carpet because their scared of it, the kids are learning bad zombie habits, and who knows what the hell happened to the mail man. Your wife is fed up and she says that it’s time for that "thing" to go. You can’t exactly take your zombie companion to the nearest homeless shel-ter … Or can you?

From abandonment to throwing it into a volcano, this guide will tell, not show, you 25 creative ways on getting rid of your pesky zombie.

PRAISE “Just when you thought it was safe to sleep, having learned all the ways to get rid of a zombie, Lyle Perez-Tinics messes it all up by giving you another 25 ways to get rid of a zombie.” - Tony Faville, author of Kings of the Dead

“Grab a friend, family member or your pet zombie. Curl up next to a warm fire and get ready for some gut bursting, head exploding, zombieriffic laughter. With 25 Ways to get rid of a Zombie, Lyle Perez-Tinics has created the ultimate zombie execution manual. You have to read this. It may save your life.” - Nate D. Burleigh, author of Sustenance

"LMFAO!!!! Within 2 seconds of getting this book I was already rolling when I looked through the Table of Contents." - Etienne DeForest, author of The Zombie Survival Guide: How to Live Like a King After the Outbreak

“The only problem I see with this book is that it doesn’t come with diapers, because I just shit my pants! Very Funny.” - Alan Gandy, author of Voyeur Dead