Drunk #1: Hello
Front desk man: Hello
Drunk #1: Do you have a place that you can sell certain items? Y'know, like sundries and such?
Front desk man:
Drunk #2: I MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! DID YOU JUST SAY SUNDRIES AND SUCH?!?!?!
Drunk #1: Well, you know what I mean!
Drunk #2: No, I don't. (To Front Desk Man) We are just looking for some batteries.
Front Desk man:
Drunk #1 and Drunk #2: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ha ha ha.!!!!

drunk #1: excuse me, do you know if there's a little shop in here...you know, like, a little shop that sells sundries and such?
man:
drunk #2: we need double A batteries.
man: OH, right over there!
drunk #2: I'M SUUUUUUURE did you just say sundries and such??? what the fuck is this now, LONDON??

*drunk #1 doubles over with laughter, pees pants a bit*

drunk #2 IN MOCK-BRITISH: 'ello, do you have a lit-uhl shop that sells sundries and such?