What better toy for your kids to cuddle up to than a crapper with a face? None that I can think of that’s for sure.

A character from Pants Pancrow, a children’s television show on Japan’s NHK, this plush Mr. Toilet is another delightfully odd asian import. He measures a regal 9″ tall and about 7″ from bowl to tank. Plush Mr. Toilet features velcro in the front, so you can lift the seat up and down, and soft turquoise “hardware” on the back. Curiously enough, his face doubles as the toilet lid, which you can actually close.

A plush doll shaped like a toilet is an Asian export? No way – nothing weird ever comes out of Asia!