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"Hey folks, Harry here... and you know - Summer time spoils us with quality special effects... well, maybe not WOLVERINE, but generally it's pretty spectacular stuff - but sometimes there's a movie... and let's say this move stars Debbie Gibson and fucking Lorenzo Lameass... but that's ok - that's ok, because the title of this movie is so fucking unbelievably amazing that you look past that... all you know is that you see a Giant Shark eating the Golden Gate Bridge and a fucking Octopus swatting a jet fighter out of the sky - and a shark leaping out of the ocean to pluck a 747 from the sky! This is the shit one needs to see with a minimum of 5 drunk laughing idiot friends on a Friday night when the bong comes out. This is MEGA SHARK VS. GIANT OCTOPUS and our lives will never be the same as a result!"