In a straight fight, as depicted by this White Riot t-shirt, Pacman would win. Mario took mushrooms for crying out loud - his whole world of saving princesses and fighting turtle like things is some kind of trippy hallucination. In reality he's just a tubby plumber, sighing when he tells you "it'll cost ya love" when he floods your kitchen trying to repair a simple blockage. Pacman, on the other hand, is clearly into the Donk scene - those pills aren't Es, more likely steroids (or perhaps some kind of cocaine laced steroid substance). I think you'll agree its not even a contest.

Friday, 22 May 2009

I think this is some kind of weird D.I.E. tribute to Gilbert and George. Speaking of Gilbert and George, they were once spotted our building (bear in mind my office is in an rather dodgy looking cream and brown warhorse in a Shoreditch back alley). They buy their fur hats from the furriers upstairs. Yes, we have fur traders in our building (who also deal in corporate tickets)... you should check out their catalogue.

Tuesday, 19 May 2009

I've gone a bit sportswear today, and by that I mean I'm wearing a t-shirt from Nike Sportswear not made for any athletic pursuit what so ever. Speaking of athletic pursuits, I didn't realise Tim Montgomery was arrested for dealing heroin.

Sunday, 17 May 2009

It's not only different, its a load of bollocks. Today's t-shirt (illustrated people i think) has some kind of modern day astrological chart on it. The circles look pretty, but that's about it. I'm not dismissing the influence ancient astrology has has on modern day science, it's just all that rubbish about you date of birth and star sign is just that - a load of rubbish.

Thursday, 14 May 2009

Joe tells me this is on the front of Lady magazine right now, there are about a million different products using the image and has sparked billions of variations. Mine is a few seasons old and from MHI. It's been a particularly apt t-shirt at work today...