You know you might need professional help when...

You know that you’ve seen too many action adventure movies when the first thought that passes through your mind as a truck pulling one of those vehicle trailers merges into your lane right in front of you is, “I wonder if I really could...”

You know that you’re friends know you too well when before you can even turn to them with a sly grin, they’ve already answered, “Nope. I don’t think so. Not even.” :)