Gallery: Slut-o-ween Is Not Just For Humans

If you think dogs are exempt from Slut-o-ween by virtue of belonging to a species that doesn’t understand the concept of “sexy clothing,” think again. Just because they have no fucking clue what’s going on doesn’t mean humans aren’t going to cram them into the most ridiculous little dog outfits they can find, and then get mad when they pee and poop all over them. In honor of Slut-o-ween Week, I’ve scoured the Internet for the absolute finest in canine sluttire. And because I’m an evil cat person, I’ve included a few cats at the end, as a bonus. (Cats rule.)