Some content on this page is not suitable for young eyes or faint hearts.Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

I agree with STM that toupees should be shot, and if you miss and hit the person, then that's fine to. If you're so insecure about a bald spot that you wear an ugly piece of fake hair, then you deserve that.

"Before you begin, I just want to make it clear that I don't have the energy for a fake conversation."

I would like to point out that STM says 'like' and not 'want'. I've listened to it a couple of times now and it's definitely not 'want'.(But I don't doubt your otherwise excellent transcribsion skills).

With a ringtone, you'd have people wondering if it's the caller or the phone that doesn't have the energy for a fake conversation!If I didn't live in the dark ages with no ring tone options, I'd be clamoring for this one.

In a bizarre coincidence, I wrote a poem in July called, "Don't Fuck with my Zen". Just thought I'd pass that along (I posted it here - http://elkindisguise.blogspot.com/2010/09/poetry-purge.html - in September after getting back from a summer on an isolated island. It's the last poem in the post).