By not returning to Le Mans this year. Having a buddy there this year who is aping my itinerary and is hanging out in the United Autosport garage on behalf of a friend of ours who is racing for UA in LMP2 isn’t helping.

’04 996 40th anniversary car with the X51 package. I’m now the moron who bought a 113k mile 996, albeit a very clean example with a long service history and all of the appropriate recent services (clutch, IMS, water pump, coolant hoses, oil separator, etc). I’ll now begin holding my breath.