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Wednesday, August 29, 2018

Cruci-Fiction

"The Crucifixion, By an Eye-Witness" is a
curious tract published in the United States in 1907 by a Freemason, J. E.
Richardson. The subtitle "Volume 2" is presumably an error, as no
first volume seems to exist. The text was originally published in Germany
during the 19th century by an anonymous author, believed to be a Mason and a
"Lichtsfreunde" (a kind of Rationalist or Humanist). Richardson's
daughter discovered a bad and rare English translation made in 1873 when
perusing the papers of a prominent American Mason. To save the document for
posterity, Richardson revised the translation and had the thing published.

"The Crucifixion" purports to be an authentic eye-witness account of
Jesus' crucifixion and resurrection, written seven years after the event. The
writer claims to be a member of the Essene Brotherhood, and his letter is
addressed to another Essene in Alexandria. As can be expected from a modern,
rationalist forgery, the document gives wholly naturalistic explanations for
the miracles surrounding Jesus. Thus, it strongly suggests that Jesus was
conceived in the usual way, and that Jesus' father was an Essene. The easily
impressionable Mary believed that her lover was an angel! Later, both Joseph
and Jesus (but apparently not Mary) are initiated into the Essene Order. Jesus
falls in love with Mary Magdalene, but abstains from marrying her due to his
vow of celibacy.

Jesus never dies on the cross, but merely swoons. Joseph of Arimathea and
Nicodemus were Essenes, and save Jesus by having him taken down from the cross
and healed with exotic herbal potions. The disciples believe that the
white-clad Essenes running back and forth from the tomb are angels! Later,
Jesus himself appears - also clad in a white gown - and claims to have been
resurrected. The dramatic natural events surrounding the crucifixion were
caused by a normal earthquake. Indeed, the electrically charged fumes produced
by the quake are what resuscitated Jesus as he was lying unconscious in the
tomb. After teaching the multitude the message of the Gospel, Jesus seemingly
"ascends to Heaven". What actually happened is that his descent from
the mountain was rendered invisible by mist, while two white-clad Essenes
performing as angels dramatically declared that he had ascended...

Somehow, the miraculous version of the story is much easier to believe!

It's also interesting to note that the Essenes are portrayed as a charitable,
Masonic brotherhood with secret recognition signs, degrees of initiation and a
preoccupation with healing. This, of course, is no co-incidence, the original
author of the "eye-witness account" presumably belonging to such a
fraternity himself.

I'm not sure why this work is said to be 200 pages long. The version I accessed
on the web (at a Sikh website!) was about 20 pages. "The Crucifixion, By
an Eyewitness" could be of some interest to people studying rejected
knowledge claims about the Essenes, but in and of itself, it's a frankly silly
story, which leaves the reader unmoved, or wondering why on earth it was
written in the first place. To give some German Masonic lodge a fanciful
prehistory? This piece of "cruci-fiction" only deserves two stars.