Hillary Clinton wins Sir Edmund Hillary's endorsement!

MOUNT EVEREST, NEPAL: Shortly before his death on Friday, Sir Edmund Hillary endorsed Hillary Clinton. The 88-year old conqueror of Everest said: "I was a nobody and I made it to the top of the mountain. Hillary can do the same".

Although a shy and private man the world-renown mountaineer confessed to having "had a crush" on Hillary Clinton.

"I'm attracted to strong women", he said, adding "particularly, women who aren't afraid to shed the odd tear now and then. God knows that I shed many a tear on my way to the top of Everest".

Sir Hillary said Mount Everest - the tallest peak in the world - is a symbol of feminine strength. "That's why Tibetans call it 'Chomolangma' - the Mother Goddess of the Earth" And we all know Hillary Clinton is the Earth Mother that America needs right now.

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