Deadly Dessert Spread

It’s Chrismukkah and the goose must get fat. My December motto is, eating isn’t cheating. Sure, come January I will be going on some stupid crash diet, particularly given my desperation to #wedshred, but for now, the more butter, bread & basting the better. My three Chrismukkah desserts, in my humble opinion, amalgamate the best of Christmas and Hannukah’s sweet offerings. Also, ridiculously easy to put together, helpful for those adverse to baking and dessert making. Poetry.