"In Da Club"

"In Da Pub"

Parody Written by:

Jacob Minton

The Lyrics

50 poundsin da pubGo Go........Go On Love Its My Birthday!You Look Tarty Love Its My Birthday!I'll buy you a barcardi love its my birthday!and you know I'm having a laugh its not my birthday![Chorus x2]you can find me in the pub with a pint of budlook love i've got a fiver if you let me see your jugsim in to playing to darts, i aint in to growing shrubsso come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbedwhen i pull up out front you see my vauxhall novawhen i hit the bar its ten pints before im overi came to watch the game cause im a blackburn roverand im munching M&Ms while im downing smirnova but only nothings changed cash down bottoms upand i got a papercut from rolling my rizla upif you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a geezer or gimpcause I fell down the stairs and now walk with a limpin the back bits of Watford they say fifty you hotthey like me i want them to love me like lesbian hotbut go in to Hemel-Hempsted they'll tell you im crazycause i once got drunk and humped the statue of a ladybut im fully focused nowwwwtea and coffee on my mindgot a part time job in the daily grindand this girls yeahshe loves my hair she likes my carher friend is fit but she's as ugly tooo riiiigggggghhhhhtttttt[Chorus x2]my girlfriends mum give me the cashthat bought me all my fancy stuffmy couch, my fridge, my plates, my wastelook mate im tied down but i aint changingand you should love it way more than i hate ityour like my dad fashion sense is outdatedim that bloke by the bar when im on my roundyour that weird guy who never leaves or makes a soundwhen the beats start pumping i get my macerana onmy mates drag me to the chair before the end of the songif the roofs on fire someone dial 999and you wanna get frank loveit isnt a crimei'll tell you what i tell every girlyour fitnice hairif you dont wanna rush it here's another red squareor i can tell my mates to be round the back with a kronenbergthey'll know where we've ****ing been [YEAH! Laughs][Chorus x2]dont act like you dont know where i been either mum!in the pub all the time mumits about to pop off mumburn unit

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