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This one doesn’t place higher on the list cause it’s just not that racy. Her heart’s in the right place, but she’s all, “ I’m gonna go crazy! Here’s my t-shirt!” It’s not doing it for me. If that was Arizona State, I can’t even tell you the things this girl would be doing to celebrate. I don’t know much about Siena, but this quick vid suggests that “party school” is not an apt description. Prove me wrong, Siena. Prove me wrong.

This girl should legally change her name to the X Games Fantasy Factory. Note the 8 year-old kid encouraging her to lift up her shirt. AND SHE DOES! That never happens. When the guys on the motorcycles flying through the air and doing flips are the second-most exciting thing going on the arena, this girl is doing something right.

The likeness of the Statue of Liberty isn’t all that hot. Which makes good sense, since she’s supposed to represent the greatest things about the spirit of our country, not offer spank bank fodder for 150 million American men. Well, this enthusiastic World Cup fan decided that the spank bank angle had been criminally overlooked. She attended every game in a USA flag bikini and that oh-so-s3xy hat. Sweet land of liberty indeed. She didn’t help us win the World Cup, but she helped us enjoy it a little more.

This passionate fan has chosen to channel her enthusiasm for mediocre football through the art of erotica, bumpin’ and grindin’ on what is presumably her boyfriend until security suggested she stop. The good news is that it took two minutes for security to get there, which is actually almost as long as a lap dance at a strip club. Unfortunately, prices at Cowboys Stadium are actually higher than they are strip clubs, and there’s less nudity, so it might not be that great a deal for ticketholders. But for us cheap bastards with YouTube, it’s great.

This name may not mean much to you unless you’re a Paraguayan soccer fan. If you are a Paraguayan soccer fan, we would just like to take this opportunity to say thanks for visiting Total Pro Sports, the world’s #1 destination for all things Paraguayan soccer or “futbol.”

Well, Larissa is a model that’s also a big fan of her nation’s team. Or she’s a model that has been paid a lot of money to look hot at Paraguayan team games. Whatever. The important thing is she’s there, and she’s hot, which are the only two prerequisites for making the cut on this list. The fact that she promised to run through the streets nekkid if Paraguay won doesn’t hurt either. Unfortunately for the world, Spain k!lled that dream.

Ok. So it turned out that these women weren’t actually die hard Clockwork Orange fans, but rather models paid to turn up and cheer and occasionally rally their talents behind various products. I don’t feel slighted in the least. If my choice is between seeing the hot models in tight orange shirts and not seeing the models in tight orange shirts, I’m gonna pick the former. Sadly, they were eventually banned from the World Cup stadium for violating some sort of policy that banned awesome hot girls from being awesome and hot at World Cup games. DAMN YOU, FIFA!

It’s a national crisis that this type of thing doesn’t happen at least once per hockey game. Women have brea$ts, and hockey arenas have glass walls. When both meet, there should be brea$ts on the glass. Kudos to this young woman for returning sanity to our wayward nation(s). Also, would it k!ll the NHL to cram the penalty boxes full of strippers when they aren’t being used to disciplinary reasons?

Now this girl might not be among the hottest just because she allowed her boob to be grabbed while being filmed. That might actually be kind of un-hot. But it’s pretty funny that the guy’s idea of celebrating is just grabbing a handful of the girl next to him. The fact that she doesn’t object exponentially increases the comedy. I wouldn’t be surprised to find that this becomes a de rigueur celebration technique throughout Philly, replacing the time-honored tradition of punching children in the kidneys.

She wasn’t terribly outspoken during the 2009-2010 season, but she was there. And hot as hell. And since the Rose Bowl was played in 2010, she qualifies. Here’s a decent rule of thumb – if your name is Colt McCoy and you’re the QB for the Texas Longhorns, you’re supposed to have the hottest girlfriend in the history of mankind. The Colt abides. And for the record, her name is Rachel Glandorf. So her name’s not that hot, but whatever.