Dresses....they always seem to have a bigger and better "fallback" wardrobe than me.

Shoes....they can find ones that fit, getting a pair of size ten red stilletoes is a right cnut.

Knickers.....why do they object to us blokes running around the bedroom "whooping" with them on our heads?

Stockings....women can put them on without laddering them.

Lipstick.....they seem to have found a shop that sells more variaties than just "shocking red"

Girlie bits....they complain that we are always fiddling with our todgers..imagine how much fun we'd have if issued with t1ts and a fanny?

BJ's....women have no sense of compasion when it comes to spunk, highly trained recce teams are sent on a suicide mission every time we cum, they all know only one will survive, yet they rush forward eagerly, oblivious to danger only to be spat out in disgust, this is a shameful act.

I find people who are unsure of their sexuality have the same gripe.... :dwarf:

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He's into health and safety as well. :rambo:
Women who say "No you drive." then remind you of the speed limit, point out pedestrians ,cyclists and zebra crossings at least 100m away and generally backseat drive and get huffy when I say "Why didn't you fecking drive?" Oh that's no lady that's the wife. I fall for it everytime it's no wonder my hairline is receding.
NZB

Dirty fingernails and shoes
Bad mannners - I know I can open the door myself but if you do not I will not shag you
Course language - shows you are ignorant
Long hair
Those specimens who think farting and belching is a substitute for humour

What I do like in a man:-

A well kept body
A sense of humour - I am convinced my knicker elastic is somehow linked to the bit in my brain that makes me laugh
He has to have certain skills - ie car maintenance, plumbing, electrics, decorating, woodworking, computer maintenance (don't want to have a dog and bark yourself)
A nice smile (no bad breath or smoker's teeth)
He must love catties

Dirty fingernails and shoes
Bad mannners - I know I can open the door myself but if you do not I will not shag you
Course language - shows you are ignorant
Long hair
Those specimens who think farting and belching is a substitute for humour

What I do like in a man:-

A well kept body
A sense of humour - I am convinced my knicker elastic is somehow linked to the bit in my brain that makes me laugh
He has to have certain skills - ie car maintenance, plumbing, electrics, decorating, woodworking, computer maintenance (don't want to have a dog and bark yourself)
A nice smile (no bad breath or smoker's teeth)
He must love catties

Dirty fingernails and shoes
Bad mannners - I know I can open the door myself but if you do not I will not shag you
Course language - shows you are ignorant
Long hair
Those specimens who think farting and belching is a substitute for humour

What I do like in a man:-

A well kept body
A sense of humour - I am convinced my knicker elastic is somehow linked to the bit in my brain that makes me laugh
He has to have certain skills - ie car maintenance, plumbing, electrics, decorating, woodworking, computer maintenance (don't want to have a dog and bark yourself)
A nice smile (no bad breath or smoker's teeth)
He must love catties

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But that wiggling bloke you have picture of has trouser burps--his trousers keep wafting!

I find people who are unsure of their sexuality have the same gripe.... :dwarf:

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He's into health and safety as well. :rambo:
Women who say "No you drive." then remind you of the speed limit, point out pedestrians ,cyclists and zebra crossings at least 100m away and generally backseat drive and get huffy when I say "Why didn't you fecking drive?" Oh that's no lady that's the wife. I fall for it everytime it's no wonder my hairline is receding.
NZB

Chewing with the mouth open ukel:
Love of football
Poor manners
A man who's needy
A man who spends longer getting ready than me (20 minutes or more)
A man who owns a gaming machine :threaten:

I can't say this puts me off but f*ck it's irritating when he takes things apart "just to see how it works" Why would do you do that with everything with moving parts? Oh and the engineers who built the blasted thing probably know more that you about that particular part since that is what they do. They probably know feck all about reactors since that is what you do.

Girlie bits....they complain that we are always fiddling with our todgers..imagine how much fun we'd have if issued with t1ts and a fanny?

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You can have my moobs any day - but I warn you mine are growing and in need of lopping off in the future! They do have have a nice feel and I have let the odd bloke suck them, but personally I prefer a nice pair of soft, masculine, smooth bum cheeks. Note I said smooth - ie NOT hairy! The other variety of cheeks must have fur.

Rosie: is Course language the way people talk on OU tutorials? Personally I love both course and coarse language. :biggrin: ....head & ears covered to protect from high velocity handbag!