Huru Humi Heidi and Friends

First of all– whoa— these are some horrifying looking little monsters toys. The Huru Humi clan feature digital faces, a speaker built into the chest, and since they are marketed towards girls they of course must have interchangeable bodies/clothing and hair. In a functionality they seem part tamagotchi and part neopet- you talk to them and they talk back (saying what, I’m not sure, but they’re loaded with 45 minutes of speech) and, in a feature that can’t possibly be irritating, will also talk to each other. Each has its own voice, personality, and online game world to unlock. There are eight currently in the series (seven females, one male) with more looming on the horizon. $12.99-$29.99 on Amazon.