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Holly: Did I hurt him? Jane: What do you mean did you hurt him, you hit him with a bat!

Holly: Oh, God. To think it's possible I killed my baby's daddy. Jane: "To think it's possible?" You hit him in the head with a baseball bat. He's dead. Holly: No, I mean, it's possible that Nick is the daddy.

Robin: But this person who dumped her, she was gay, right? Holly: Yeah, but even with gay girls there are no guarantees. They're very emotional. That's about all I know. They love uniforms and don't break their hearts. Robin: Uniforms? Holly: Oh, yeah, all kinds. Especially UPS.

Jane: No, we're not taking drug money on the road with us. Put it back. Holly: Well, it's not like you can tell by looking at it. Jane: OK, you have a point: we'll just take half, all right? And we are not taking drugs on the road with us, either. So give them back. [Holly returns the stash] Jane: Thank you. Holly: You're welcome.

Jane: You were gonna bring a baby into that house? Holly: Oh, like, what were my options? Jane: How about abortion? Holly: I couldn't do that. I'd feel like a murderer. Jane: Honey, you ARE a murderer!

Holly: Anyway, uhm... Jane called me at work, wanted to know how you are. Robin: I'm fine. Elaine: Who's Jane? Abe: [mouth full of corn from his cob] Jane used to live here up until a few days ago. Robin: You stay out of this, Holly. It's between me and Jane. Holly: Well, she asked for my advice, so I told her she's anti-Lesbian. Robin: I am not. Elaine: [shocked] Who's a Lesbian? Robin: Jane is. Elaine: [shocked] And she was living here? Abe: Yes, Ma'am. Robin: [indignant] I am not 'anti-Lesbian'! Holly: Not you, her. Elaine: Who? Robin: Jane.

Holly: [while Abe munches on his cob of corn] See this is her old problem. She creates a situation where she gets this rejection that everyone else sees coming. Robin: She just wasn't being honest. Holly: Well, I think it's a black thing too. Elaine: [more shocked] Jane is black? Abe: [mouth full of corn from his cob] Yes, Ma'am. She sure is. Robin: And you can't live a lie. You just can't. Holly: [glancing at Abe] Well, there's lying and then there's... just not telling. [Munching on his cob of corn, Abe glances up at her] Robin: Big diff. Elaine: She's a black Lesbian? Abe: [mouth full of corn from his cob] Yes, Ma'am. That is right. Elaine: [looking at Robin] And she was living here? With you? Holly: No, no, no no, no no. She was just living here. They weren't like fucking or anything. [Elaine gasps; Robin rolls her eyes. Abe laughs, nearly choking on his corn] Holly: [seeing Robin's expression and reconsidering] Were you? Elaine: [shocked] Were you? Abe: [eager] Were you? Robin: [indignantly disregarding them] Ah - I'll get the coffee.