Real Life Woes

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Alright, the following is pretty much the summary of a conversation I had with someone in an English class yesterday. For the sake of anonymity, let's call them Bob.

I'm in my English class. The teacher is letting us talk for the last ten minutes of the lesson. An assignment task was handed out that day; it was a creative writing assessment. Bob, on the other side of the room says 'Creepypasta'. This, of course, instantly grasped my attention and would not let go. I went to talk to Bob. He was friendly enough. I smoothly directed the conversation to Creepypastas.

Me: (smoothly) So what is you favourite Creepypasta?

Bob: Jeff The Killer. It was amazing.

The insides of my stomach froze. I realised the mistake I had just made.

Me: (getting worried) Um... Any others?

Bob: (with great zeal) Oh. Well I also liked Squidward's Suicide, Slenderman, Eyeless Jack... [the list went on, all of them were very well-known pastas].