A little birdy told me about a new company out of the Deluxe camp called Rasa Libre.rThe first of the riders are Nate Jones, Reese Forbes, and Matt Field.rSeems to be some sort of revolution. Only time will tell…….rLook for boards and tees at your local skateshop in August.

It seems as though the contest went off without a hitch.rHere is something I stole from the Beer City website………rrBeer City sweeps recent contest!rAt the recent Hometown Rising Am contest held at the 4Seasons-Madison skatepark, Beer City team riders took top placingsrrTim Kulas – 1st place in the best trick contestrrDan Nepscha – 1st place and 2nd place in the best trick contest (skating with a bruised heel!)rrJeff Bauman – 2nd placerrTravis Erickson – 5th place (Travis is our 13yr old flow team rider)rrrThey neglected to tell you that John Bunch and Andy Norris (Northern Athletik) tied for 3rd.rrCongrats to those dudes who did well. Nice job, nerds. And to those who flaked (me), way to represent.

If you haven’t noticed, we’ve been slowly trying to update the profiles. Most of them were written like two years ago, so they obviously need some work. Here’s what we got so far:rrBen VancerGreg LutzkarPat ForsterrrI know they’re retarded. That’s the point I guess. But anyway, if you know any of the geeks on the site, and you want to write a profile, go for it. If it’s as retarded as the one’s we’ve come up with, I’ll put it up for sure.

I’m not sure if any of you can understand the pure genius of this person, undoubtedly most of you will not. First in the road to discovery, you need to gaze at his intimidating and beautiful pysique. Next, you must read this quote “…Now lately, with my most recent interest being public transportation, I’ve been pretending to drive the Metro system in Washington DC. I get in my driver’s seat, buckle up, announce the line color and destination (such as “Blue Line to Franconia-Springfield” or “Orange Line to New Carrollton”), and then close the doors, saying in my best feminine tone, “Doors closing!” and then making the little chime sounds…“. This is not an anomoly. This is one of hundreds of equally amazing quotes. Finally, you must view this realm of genius. Maybe, just maybe, you will understand.

Attn: Large German looking man who is rollerblading on Lincoln Memorial Drive at approx. 3:48 pm everyday, please get a shirt….and maybe some cut off shorts that are long enough as to not have the pockets hanging out ala 1989 Kelly Bundy.

Can fast food counter dudes Ed and Dexter battle big business? That’s the order of the day when Mondo Burger’s high-tech hamburger haven opens up across the street from the tiny Good Burger diner. Catch up with the gags as Ed and Dexter scramble to save their jobs and stop Mondo Burger’s bid for fast food domination! Featuring cameos by hoopster Shaquille O’Neal, funkster George Clinton and others, Good Burger is one tasty comedy!rRent it today.