Warning: This Blog post will contain explicit material, but you are going to want to continue reading anyways because I will be talking about poop in a highly entertaining manner!

I have a riddle and I encourage you to delve deep and see if you can figure out the answer!

A Riddle: What do girls pretend does not happen at all, and guys talk when no ones around. Little kids find it humorous, adults think it's a taboo, but everybody does it, thats right, even you!

Yup, you nailed it, its taking a poo! Alright, I'll stop rhyming about pooping, but in my defense, making up a rhyme making fun of pooping, was highly entertaining! To me it is ironic that based on age and gender, we all view taking a dump just a little differently, even though we all do it pretty much daily.

Regardless of how you feel about pooping, the nasty odor that it leaves behind can be embarrassing. Luckily, I have found a product that naturally erases bathroom odors. This product is called Poo Pourri and it is amazing!

Yes this is a real product and yes it actually works.

My Very Personal Now Sweet Smelling Experience:

To be honest, the first time I saw this product, I was at Mayo Clinic having some tests run, and I saw it in the hospital gift store. I actually thought it was a joke and didn't believe that it could possibly mask my monumental bathroom stench. But when I finally tried the product, it was like magic, pure sweet smelling magic!

I don't know if you know this, but people with Crohns sometimes go to the bathroom a million times a day, and by a million, I mean I go about 10-15 times a day.

This means that 10-15 times a day I get to sneak out of the bathroom, pretending it wasn't just me who stunk up the bathroom. It's a rough life. But with Poo Pourri, going to the bathroom has become a lot less embarrassing. Now I leave the bathroom letting everyone think I poop rainbows and butterflies. Which every girl totally does...duh!

Poo Pourri: Spritz the bowl before you go, and no one will ever know!

Before you go to the bathroom spray the toilet a couple of times, this will coat the top of the water with natural oils. When you take a crap, your personal stink will be locked underneath the oils. So instead of stinking up the bathroom, a pleasant aroma will fill the stall, making you coolest pooper on the block!

This product is environmentally friendly using a secret blend of essential oils to eliminate those embarrassing bathroom odors. It also has a 30 day money back stink free guarantee!

They have a variety of pleasant aromas that you can use to eliminate your smelly poop and every one that I have tried has worked miraculously! My family and friends thank me for using this product, and trust me, yours will too!

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I've got 8 scars and am missing two feet of intestines and my life isn't normal, but whose life is normal? I want to use my experiences to help you, even if it means sharing embarrassing experiences. I am also looking to break the stigmas associated with IBD in order to make living with IBD just a little bit easier. Hope you enjoy!