Septimus discovered that he was a a disgruntled old man at the tender age of 3. Since then, he has dedicated his life to ruining other people's fun and raining on every parade that he can find with his unique and charming combination of misery and cynicism.ÂÂMore to follow, probably.ÂÂAnd chances are, if you think that it is ''that Septimus'', it probably is.ÂÂ<>