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Thursday, April 30, 2015

SHOWER STORY ANSWERS

On a certain February day, a pair of SPOONERS started on their journey through life. He had given her enough compliments to TURNER head. He promised never to BEATER or WHIPPER and to keep her CUP of happiness full. Their home at the FORK of the road had a PANtry and all. As they approached she tried to open the door, but could not, and he said, "Dear, I CAN OPENER."

Their first dinner was not a grand success as she forgot to SIFTER flour into the biscuits and STRAINER tea. All this made her as hot as an OVEN. He wanted to SQUEEZER but was afraid to do so. He told her he was TEAKETTLEd (tickled) to death over the dinner but was glad he had not jumped from the FRYING PAN into the fire.

When twilight approached he SPIDER looking out of the window at the big DIPPER and murmured softly to her, "Dear, you never can be anything but sweet." And she replied, "No, but the CREAM CAN."