Geoffrey sends a special message with his support donation, "More sex, less dead dogs pls."

I'm with you Geoffrey, next time Betsy wants a story that I am reluctant to tell, I will switch it up with something slightly less horrifying like sex and us.

Show notes:

Betsy is showing up early to pick up man
Extension of credit for cosmetic surgury
Receptionist as example
Betsy rationalizes that she is taking care of Muffin
Geoffrey Zehler Foundation
Mike Nelson and James Miller foundation of red states
Al Franken does it up for the reds
Walking penetration
I now know what another man's belly feels like on my belly
The "we're bringing someone in to dance with us"
For every dollar I make Betsy spends three
Her eBay stash
No gas money, here's a hose Kris go get some at midnight from the neighbor
Actual conversation in the house due lack of reality TV
Restless Leg Syndrome - hello? Are these people serious?
Antsus In Your Pantsus Syndrome
Tommy Lee show
Three's Company has set Betsy up for a lifetime of bad television lust
Girl's next door
Being Bobby Brown - the real reality show should be the experience of the guys running the cameras and the producers
Bobby Brown is the example for not wanting to succeed
Dipthong lessons
I love outro
Pledge drive, support the show.