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Mar 24, 2018, 08:00 PM

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Mar 24, 2018, 09:30 PM

Description

Jake Flores was born in Austin TX in a dumpster full of Chinese food after an old jacket had sex with another old jacket. The jackets named him Jake, after the fact that they were jackets. Then in 2007 he was in the finals of NBC's Stand Up For Diversity. He's has been doing stand up for slightly longer than the current booming glut of millennial iPhone wielding irony zealots so he feels a completely undeserved sense of superiority for being an android wielding sincerity zealot.

Terms & Conditions

Hey there! This is the fine print, which we hate as much as you. First - and this is a big one - WE ONLY HOLD TICKETS TILL 15 MINUTES BEFORE THE SHOW. We release the tickets at that point to be resold WITHOUT A REFUND. We've had a bunch of people showing up half way into a show and being all disruptive - which is why we can't have nice things. Outside of that - we reserve the right to eject you from the show if you're being disruptive - also without a refund. We promise we don't like doing this and try not to - so don't be a dick.

Also - don't worry about printing anything - we check everyone in at the door. If you're the kind of person who wants to be sure we're not screwing something up on our end - just bring your phone with your email confirmation.