Snake Bite

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “Iâ€™ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the townâ€™s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. “I canâ€™t leave,” the doctor says. â€˜But hereâ€™s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.” The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. â€˜What did the doctor say?” the victim asks. “He says youâ€™re gonna die.”