As if Pokemon weren’t cutesy enough already! We need some badass Pokemon, with brutal battle animations and stuff! Have Charizard actually incinerate enemies! Much better. I vote for next Pokemon game to be M rated.

Yeah and why don’t we have mario make blood and gore whenever he stomp or somthing. Or why not make Kirby… uhhh. I was going to make a joke about him but I just realized he’s already quite the pshycotic thing already.

While I approve of a more mature themed Pokemon game, I don’t think it should be done by just adding gore. More thought being put into letting ten-year-olds set to wander the wilds and maybe addressing some of the inconsistencies with Pokedex entries would be enough.