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Monday, November 10, 2008

Top 10 Ways I Relax

As a self-proclaimed button slut (though I think that I like button tart or button wench better) I'll be doing a list today in honor of Listlessness Monday. So I'll be moseying over to Anna's site later on to pick up my button (Somehow, that just sounds so wrong. Sorry Anna). Then I'll wonder over to Sprite's Keeper to join the spin cycle because today you get a twofer. A list on how I relax.

Now, I know you are saying to yourself, "Self? Why would Michele combine 2 posts in one? She could so get some mileage out of this. Oh, right! She's uber lazy."

So in the grand tradition of lazy people everywhere here are the top 10 ways I relax:

No. 10: Genealogy research (I seek dead people).

No. 9: Watch Home & Garden TV (I love it when people spend way too much money on things they can do themselves)

No. 8: Watch Food Network (or as I like to call it Carnivore Network)

No. 7: Research libraries held by Colonial American's with a focus on how reading choices may have effected the establishment of American independence. (truly I do this.)

No. 6: Watch Fine Living (I console myself with the fact that the best 2 days of a boat owners life are the day she/he buys the boat and the day they sell it. This does count for yachts)

On Sunday mornings, sitting on the back patio drinking a non-fat sugar-free hazelnut latte watching JR throw the ball for the dogs and listening to Andre Gardener's Breakfast with the Beatles. Bliss I tell you! Sheer bliss.

Well, there you have it the button tart (we're trying this on for size) has fulfilled the requirements for Listlessness Monday and the Spin Cycle. I can now go forth to be lazy the rest of the week.

14 comments:

Gr, tried to leave a comment, but I think Blogger ate it. Trying it again. Supposed to be relaxing this week, but Blogger is making. it. hard...You're linked!Love Nora Roberts for a good #3!Food Network? Totally, I have a crush on Alton Brown and Duff Goldman.

Your ways of relaxing are very different to mine. These are the top 10 ways I relax:-10) Try to Sleep9) Try to Sleep8) Try to Sleep7) Try to Sleep6) Try to Sleep5) Try to Sleep4) Try to Sleep3) Try to Read2) Try to Take photos1) Sleep

My word verification for this comment was "bulsiht" - is this computer trying to tell me something?