Dennis Rodman just gave Kim Jong-un Trump’s key to success, and hoo boy here we go

Tremendous news, everyone! There is a good chance that right at this very time, Kim Jong-un you know, the leader of North koreans supports in his potent paws President Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal .

Yep. In a series of fully comforting and not at all traumatic happens, withdrew professional basketball participate Dennis Rodman who has appeared on Trump’s world substantiate, The Celebrity Apprentice several times decided it would be wise to present the captain with the U.S. president’s greatest keys to success.

On Thursday, Rodman met with North Korea Sports Minister Kim Il Guk in Pyongyang and opened him several certainly epic knacks to deliver to the hermit country’s chairman, including two autographed basketball jerseys, some soapsets, a mermaid jigsaw, a forgery of Where’s Waldo ?, and Trump’s 1987 literary legacy.

Rodman’s literary recommendation entreat many questions, but one of the most urgent is: What exactly will Kim learn from The Art of the Deal ?

Will he walk away with some freaking sick business tricks that could be used to outsmart Trump himself? Read how to surmount the most aggressive handshake on planet Earth? Perhaps how to successfully negotiate in a windy place when your hold is videotapeed to your shirt?

Maybe, but there are nine of the most important things Trump’s book will learn Kim 😛 TAGEND

You can’t dupe people forever, or at all

Kim will soon just knowing that you can’t con people. Wait. Maybe you can? But not for long … you must hand those goods.

You cant con beings, at least not for long. If you dont deliver the very best, beings will ultimately catch on. – The Art of The Deal

Defeat is not an option

Well. It seems like formerly Kim ascertains Trumps absolute excellent business tactics his life is likely to be deeply improved. But is this a good concept? We’re not sure Trump would think so.

Though the president has remained silent on Twitter about Rodman for the past few years, in 2013 and 2014 Trump shared a few sarcastic oaths about the former NBA player and his relationship with North Korea, which he has visited several times before.

The only American who has met with the North Korean man child is Dennis Rodman. Isnt that fearing and terrible?