"Californication"

"Pentaphobia"

Shawn Kussel and Jeff Dubois

The Lyrics

Sperm bank robbers really want your old ejaculationLiberace resurrected tries to form his own gay nationAnd if the Christians have their way they'll outlaw masturbation

Almost the, end of the Jews because of Hitler's mass cremationMutated flies buzzing in the skies, while they're on a search for defecationIt's not so good that immigrants all came here for vacation

Pay for sex cause prostitutes have no reasons for fakingCans of spam all watch this man as he tries to make a babySaid Freud ParanoidTry to avoidPenis in an odd locationPremature ejaculation

Harrier turds it may sound really absurd caused my very ownconstipationA drunken man living out of his van gives policemen informationAn alien can't hide in my plant while planning an assassination

Y2K didn't come that day but I'm still hiding in my basementRussian bombs hidden in their barns united states is their finalized placementAnd "Heaven's Gate" wasn't worth the wait or the initiation

Lured in the woods with candy goods, ritualistic masturbationAliens brought me there and I don't mean on vacationSaid Freud ParanoidTry to avoidPenis in an odd locationPremature ejaculationPenis in an odd locationPremature ejaculation

Obstruction leads to jail terms and odd rituals of bathingIf you post bail from some gay male that's just another squirrel you'reshavingDesecrated graves and paranoid ways make up my incarnation

Pay for sex cause prostitutes have no reasons for fakingsicker than the rest we are the best these lyrics match your cravingSaid Freud ParanoidTry to avoidPenis in an odd locationPremature ejaculationPenis in an odd locationPremature ejaculation

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