"R. Kelly's Beauty Pageant for 13 Year Olds He'd Like to Sleep With
(Hypothetically Speaking)"

"Michael Jackson's Some People Might Consider Me Childlike And Playful
Benefit Concert for the Seattle Area Hospital for Weak-Limbed Children Who
Have A Low Tolerance for Alcohol."

"Fox News Special Report: A Fair and Balanced Look At - Haha, Sorry, We
Kept A Straight Face For, Like, Ten Years, I Can't Believe We Blew It Just
Now"

"Robert Wagner: How I would have made passionate love to Christopher
Walken while on a boat with my wife, her discovery of which would have
driven her to drunken suicide, if that had actually happened."