Sometimes, I feel like I’m living in an alternate universe than the rest of the television viewing world. Here we are on a place like Uproxx talking about The Newsroom, Dexter, Wilfred the forthcoming season of Breaking Bad, maybe a little The Bridge and The Killing, and everyone else is watching SHOWS I’VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF.

I don’t say that in a hyperbolic way. I literally mean, I haven’t heard of a lot of the shows that ranked in the top 25 on both cable and broadcast networks this week. I feel alienated enough during the rest of the year, but during the summer? I feel like I slipped through one of the cracks in Torchwood and found my way into another dimension.

SAVE ME EVE MYLES.

Below, I’m going to list the top 25 shows and you tell me how many of these shows do you watch? Despite a heavy television diet, I watch exactly zero of those shows (I thought the season premiere of Suits, at the very least, would break the top 25).

Top 25 Network Shows (18-49 demo). As you can see, Univision holds many of the spots, which is why — among 18-49 year olds — the Spanish speaking network won the ratings week among networks. Now you know why Matt Damon does the promotional rounds there.

I don’t understand these complaints. Family Guy isn’t substantially different quality-wise today than it was years ago. Either your tastes changed, or people just enjoy beating up on it because it’s the “cool” thing to do, but it’s the same. old. show.

Family Guy used to be good for a solid half hour of laughs. Then, once it came back on, it continued that tradition for the first 1-2 seasons. Then, you’d get maybe 3 good LOL’s out. Then one. Then they started getting desperate, and offensive. Haven’t watched it in about 4 years, and don’t miss it one bit…

I stopped liking Family Guy when they took things that were a little funny and tried to use the old trope of doing something for so long that it isn’t funny anymore and then keep doing it until it’s funny again, but it never got back to funny it was just annoyingly grating.

But that’s exactly my point: the show’s ALWAYS done that. The Peter-skinning-his-knee-that-goes-on-for-way-too-long bit has been around since season two, thirteen years ago. For whatever reason, it may bother you more now, but it’s basically the same show it always was.

I’m pretty certain none of those network shows have made it to Britain, at all. Except Family Guy. Which, considering how much crappy American TV we get (as well as very good American TV; there’s a lot of American TV is my point) is kind of astonishing.

Actually I watch a lot of Shake It Up, Jessie, and Good Luck Charlie (which is like the Kidz Bop version of Raising Hope and I mean that as a compliment) because I have four daughters. Although I “cut the cord” and we only watch them on Netflix, so I guess I don’t count.

My wife and I watched 20 minutes of Naked and Afraid while channel-surfing on Sunday evening, but that’s it. We gave up on True Blood after the season premiere. And now we’re hooked on Orange is the New Black on Netflix, so we’re REALLY outliers where the rest of the world is concerned.

Wouldn’t it make more sense to do this when there are actual shows airing? Do this again in October when a huge slate of shows people watch are on, not just a handful. And for the record, my answer is one: WWE.

My memories of Frank, and we’re talking 2006, are pretty much in line with what you see on the show. He was always a little weird in a non-threatening kinda way. Truth be told, a few years went by after Pickers was on the air before I even realized Frank was the guy I used to work with. Another former co-worker had to point it out to me, and I was like “I fucking knew he looked familiar!”. So yeah, such is his personality. And honestly it’s probably got a lot to do with the fact that his big opportunity came later in life after he’d paid his dues. I mean, the guy was a salesman at a local landscaping stone yard. Shit. Job.

Why are ratings and polls and stats delivered by the corporations considered truth? These aren’t real legitimate figures; it’s marketing ploys hoping you’ll delve into the shows that are non-existent and disappearing.

Zero I guess. I watched the first three episodes of “Under the Dome” but not the recent ones. My wife watches Bacheloerette and Hells Kitchen so I sometimes see part of those. That’s it from this list.

Wow, yeah, zero. Not too surprised about that in terms of the network 25, since of course that’s gonna be CBS and reality shows, and apparently telenovelas. But I somehow thought the cable 25 would include shows that I at least had watched at one point.

I probably would watch some novelas is I didn’t work mostly nights. I also didn’t watch Copa Oro because I was at the game. Soccer, everyone! The only other things I would watch are American Ninja Warrior and WWE Raw.