GOTHIC ARCHIES

We are the Gothic Archies, death, tentacles and pip
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The Gothic Archies are we, with whom you should not mess.
The apogee and zenith of gothic archie-ness.

Are the Gothic Archies we? Oh are we ever they!
In fact it is a mystery how anyone could say we're not the Gothic Archies
Pip, tentacles and death, we love to kill such people by squeezing out their
breath.

Are we the Gothic Archies? Be careful what you say.
(You are the Gothic Archies, ta ra raboom de ray)