The Beta Male Shirt

$25.00

People kept saying "hey sam I want to buy a shirt but your shirts are too fucking weird and I don't want my friends asking questions because I have a weak spine and can't handle people judging me. I'm basically the human equivalent of a fucking earthworm."

Well, have no fear my weak, stupid, dumb, unpopular, beta male, little bitch of a friend. I made this shirt for you.

Fulfillment takes 2-4 days and shipping takes 5-12 days depending on location.