Amber Portwood’s house arrest rules: No Alcohol, including mouthwash!

The conditions of Teen Mom Amber Portwood’s house arrest have been released to TMZ.

She is being monitored with an ankle bracelet (a la Lindsay Lohan) and is not permitted to leave her grandparents’ house at all except for pre-approved meetings like AA and attorney appointments. She’s also prohibited illegal drugs (isn’t everybody?) and alcohol of ANY KIND. That means she can’t even have mouthwash in her house, or medicine containing alcohol (like NyQuil.) We guess rubbing alcohol, and possibly even other high alcohol content things like fragrances and facial toner might be out too. Amber’s not even allowed to have non-alcoholic beer in her vicinity.

In other Amber news, her ex and baby’s father Gary Shirley tweeted a nasty, angry text Amber sent him when she got out of jail, but had regrets and deleted it when his fans started bashing Amber. Here’s what he tweeted after taking the text tweet down:

“My followers are vicious tonight I only like the nice ones the mean ones can shove off:)) . . . . No matter what Ambers done to me it’s not none of yalls place to tell me. Or to keep calling crazy or diff names thanks for the support, But we don’t gotta take it that far and I know it’s probably my fault by tweeting some tweets that I have so I take responsibility But I realize now I was wrong cause seeing my followers tweet the negative things about her just doesn’t sound right. Please respect.”

Ummmm WTF?

Oklahoman Patricia Ann Spann, best known as the woman who married her daughter in March 2016, has been sentenced to two years in prison on a charge of felony incest. Bizarrely, the charge comes a decade after Patricia also married her son…

Anfisa returning to Russia!

90 Day Fiance stars Jorge and Anfisa have returned to Youtube to share the news that Anfisa is going back to Russia! And after that, the two go shopping for gifts for Anfisa’s mother and grandmother, and it is a string of wonderful #Jorfisa moments!