Saturday, December 29, 2012

Is it our friend Greg, pranking a milliwatt radio station broadcasting out of a horsebarn in Nashua NH? Or, is it a sincere deranged fan, lambasting Tom King and doubting the holy new england golden child sir tom brady. you make the call! Yes, this is old news -- but it's a funny listen. This blog is dead. I am posting this cause I don't know if Jones still checks his email at yahoo.
click here, ya dingus

"No one can say my plan is going to raise taxes on middle-income people, because principle number one is (to) keep the burden down on middle-income taxpayers," Romney told host George Stephanopoulos.

"Is $100,000 middle income?" Stephanopoulos asked.

"No, middle income is $200,000 to $250,000 and less," Romney responded.

umm, i feel like most of us p.i.'s are doing pretty well compared to a lot of america and this is bullshit. 60k a year seems like a fucking goldmine with no kids in sight.. i dunno what this asshole is chattering on about...

my plan is to never have a credit card, hustle my way into a huge bank account and tell everyone to fukk off..

on a side note, this the best video i've seen regarding the recent b-movie induced shithead protests analyzed by the young turks:

honestly. fuck. off. if muslims can't deal with a two-bit, hollyfuck farce regarding their "prophet" then what the fuck? grow up. i don't care what you believe in. grow up.

i'm certainly nowhere near the avenue of masshole/pea-brained facebook friends that say "nuke em" every other hour. however, there is a reality here and it's pretty scary... people who get offended this easily are not my kind of people. fuck war, fuck guns, fuck all this bullshit but most of all fuck a bunch of idiots who get mad at arguably the worst film made in 5 years..

Monday, August 27, 2012

haha anyone who gets offended at anything is a loser. grow up.
hilarious letter to a local deluth newspaper regarding the olympics
here!
excerpt:
"The entertainment of this latest Olympics was dark, loud, sexualized with scanty clothes and revealing cleavage on women, and with disturbing pagan noise. Connecting children, beds plus frightening villains made one think of pedophiles. "

i don't really care about anything anymore but romney is the most pathetic scumbag my eyes have ever turned away from. holy shit. this guy is creepier than john mccain wearing an affliction t-shit hitting on a 15 year old. not sure if i'll even vote but if i do, obama gets it. we all know the game is bullshit, president is just a figurehead, yada yada yada.
bottom line i like obama. cool dude, clearly smart, clearly playing the game.

Friday, August 17, 2012

I know this is by no means revelatory, but this line from a nytimes article today about facebook's slumping stock tickled my funny bone:

For its stock price to go up, Facebook has to convince Wall Street analysts and investors that the personal data its 955 million users share about themselves can be better used to make money. Despite the fact that Facebook has information about a user’s friends, habits and photos, advertisers are not convinced that Facebook ads are more effective than online ads appearing elsewhere.

I hate everything about facebook.. the colors, the layout, its sterility, its affect on peoples socialization habits, and the fact that its designed to make money off of humankind like a billion armed parasite. Please let it go the way of AOL, AIM, and MYSPACE and fade in to obscurity.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

i found this while absently trolling viral video chart for funny videos. it was sandwiched right between music videos for linkin park and eminem. its just about the 50th most viral video on the internet right now and the only one with any substance.

Divine Fits, the new supergroup of Dan Boeckner (Wolf Parade/Handsome Furs), Britt Daniel (Spoon), and Sam Brown (New Bomb Turks) have announced their first live appearances. They'll take place in each band member's hometown: Austin (Daniel), Montreal (Boeckner), and Columbus (Brown). They'll also play Treasure Island in San Francisco in October.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Some of their "Lost Tapes" that they "found" and just released. I imagine this one being a real good one to crank with the crew while driving down some off the 3G uncertain dirt road through the dark forest en route to some psychodelic laden bonfire cabin party. It has a real surf rock punk feel once it warbles its way down the face of a steep drop in.

Also, looking forward to hearing this one in its entirety once it becomes more internet available (or I buy it, who knows):

Monday, June 11, 2012

Eric Johnson, are you still alive? Can we figure out a way once and for all to give this blog a face lift? Just give me Nick or Jimmy the password or transfer the executive decision making power to one of us? Please respond.