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\centerline{\bf A SHORT STORY}
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\centerline{\sl by A. U. Thor} % !`?`?! (modified)
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Once upon a time, in a distant
galaxy called \"O\"o\c c,
there lived a computer
named R.~J. Drofnats.
Mr.~Drofnats---or ``R. J.,'' as
he preferred to be called---% error has been fixed!
was happiest when he was at work
typesetting beautiful documents.
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