1. Whores (especially gfs when they cheat on you..)
2. Naturally hateful people
3. Know-it-alls
4. Cops and dumbass drivers AND insurance companies lol
5. People on food stamps when they roll up in new cars, etc...I see this way too much

Mentos ads
Michael Bay
The DMV
traffic cops, and most cops in general
lawyers
stupid commercials, and commercials in general, particularly with their current saturation level
hardcore Republicans
hardcore Democrats
pundits and other political hacks
girls who call every guy they've prejudged to be unattractive or different or not to their liking "creepy"
paranoia, sensationalism, and the culture of fear
Japanese cars and their overzealous enthusiasts
people who take themselves too seriously
people who take fashion too seriously
reality TV
Dave Matthews
senseless bigotry
hypocrisy
people who don't understand irony or who otherwise have no sense of humor