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Random Thoughts if you belong to Corporate World

It’s a Lazy Sunday sharing some of the random thoughts, observation that will come to your mind if you are in the Corporate financial jungle, or may be your boss have shared with you..if not you would love to read them for once :-

Drinking is bad, but feelings are worse.

What most people would call the greatest night of their lives, I call just another Friday.

I thought there’d be worse nicknames to have for a girlfriend, but she didn’t find “The Warden” funny at all.

Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.

A Blackberry and a 6-figure pay check is the crutch that single chicks call a career. That facade crumbles at 30.

Haircuts are the ultimate economic indicator. In bad times, it’s every 8 weeks. In good, it’s every 6. I go every 3 weeks. 🙂

If you can only be good at one thing, be good at lying… Because if you’re good at lying, you’re good at everything.

There was a time when people would save up for things they wanted to buy.

LinkedIn is the match.com of the underemployed.

Being held accountable for selling Indonesian corporate bonds is like getting busted for prescribing OxyContin in Hollywood.

Greece is like a miserable 40yr old dude. Why wait? Face the inevitable and just get divorced now.

He’s got 1,800 Facebook friends, and can’t get 40 people to go to his wedding.

In the words of Benjamin Franklin, ‘if we say that money doesn’t buy happiness, it might stop poor people from robbing us.

US college kids shouldn’t complain. China churns outs 3MM engineers every year, many of whom go back to their parents DVD stall.

If you have a job where you have to wear a nametag, nobody gives a shit what your name is.

When a woman says about a man that he is intelligent, she often means handsome; when a man says about a woman that she is dumb, he always means attractive.

Half the people lie with their lips; the other half with their tears.

Technology is at its best when it is invisible

Those who do not think that employment is systemic slavery are either blind or employed

It’s a good practice to always apologize, except when you have done something wrong

To be completely cured of newspaper, spend a year reading the previous week’s newspaper

The most painful moment are not those we spend with uninteresting people, rather they are those spent with uninteresting people trying hard to be interesting.