Do not make fun of her rear-end. It's in no mood. (Leipzig,... Photo-4348072.58709 - SFGate

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Henderson! Where are the Q3 projections for the Barksdale account? Stop chasing your tail and get on it! Bob the pit bull is actually a very sweet boy out of the office. He's available for adoption at Greenwich (Conn.) Animal Control.

Photo: Helen Neafsey, Connecticut Post

Henderson! Where are the Q3 projections for the Barksdale account?...

Henderson! Where are the Q3 projections for the Barksdale account?... Photo-4348130.58709 - SFGate

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Piles of garbage set afire days ago at the end of the Mahakumbh Mela festival at Sangam, the confluence of the Ganges, Yamuna and mythical Saraswati rivers are still burning in Allahabad, India. The 55-day-long festival, one of the world's largest religious gatherings, concluded earlier this month.

Photo: Rajesh Kumar Singh, Associated Press

Piles of garbage set afire days ago at the end of the Mahakumbh...

Piles of garbage set afire days ago at the end of the Mahakumbh... Photo-4348085.58709 - SFGate

Here at DIP, we're all about serving otters: But first you need a good otter recipe. Preheat the oven to 400 degrees, then place the otter paws first into a sturdy casserole dish … (Note to PETA: Baby Mo here is actually being weighed, not cooked, by the Oregon Zoo in Portland.)

Photo: Benjamin Brink, Associated Press

Here at DIP, we're all about serving otters: But first you need a...

Here at DIP, we're all about serving otters: But first you... Photo-4348184.58709 - SFGate

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Improbable doubleheader: Not only does this California Kingsnake at the Moscow Zoo have two heads, it's also an albino. Zoo officials say two-headed snakes are a one-in-a-million occurrence and usually don't survive in the wild.

Photo: Katya Abramkina, AFP/Getty Images

Improbable doubleheader: Not only does this California Kingsnake at...

Improbable doubleheader: Not only does this California Kingsnake... Photo-4348096.58709 - SFGate

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That's one ugly leprechaun: The Green Goblin (actor Bob Cuccioli) skulks around Times Square for the "Spider-Man: Turn off The Dark" St. Patrick's Day Celebration.

Firefighters work the scene of a plane crash near the South Bend Regional Airport in South Bend, Ind. The plane's flight crew - Steven Davis, 60, a former University of Oklahoma quarterback who led his team to two national championships in the 1970s, and his friend, Wesley Caves, 58 - were killed. It was not clear which of the two was flying.

Photo: Joe Raymond, Associated Press

Firefighters work the scene of a plane crash near the South Bend...

Firefighters work the scene of a plane crash near the South Bend... Photo-4344665.58709 - SFGate

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Joint operation: Forgive Tacoma the Siberian tiger for lying around all day. The 13-year-old cat just became the first U.S. tiger to undergo nerve surgery to alleviate pain caused from hip dysplasia.

Voyage interrupted: One of 35 would-be immigrants detained by Spain looks through the window of a bus of the Guardia Civil at the harbor in Tarifa. The African migrants, sailing in four boats, were attempting to cross the Strait of Gibraltar into Spain when Red Cross and Spanish emergency services vessels intercepted them.

Photo: Marcos Moreno, AFP/Getty Images

Voyage interrupted: One of 35 would-be immigrants detained by Spain...