First of all, you'll kill them in every rergard so I wouldnt sweat any of it. Secondly, and almost as important, if you're over the age of 22 and driving one, you look like a complete fast & furious wannabe jerkoff.
Bottom line: You win on all fronts.

The funny part about your statement is that I am the 26 year old in the new M3 and they are in their 30's & 40's driving Evo's lol. I agree with you. I like Evos but I would feel like a pimple faced teen driving one.