Uncyclopedia:Annual BBQ

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This year's Meat & Greet is looking to be the best yet. We have more than fifty Uncyclopedia Admins and contributers from around the world registered to attend our Third Annual BBQ in sunny Seattle, Washington, USA.

This year's location is the lavish Alexis Hotel on First Ave in downtown Seattle, Washington. The location is quite accessable, as it's on one of the eight lines serviced by the Seattle Monorail Project (SMP). The SMP's "Green Line", which services downtown Seattle includes complimentary wine and cheese tasting on your way to your destination. Make sure to take advantage of this amazing transportation system, as profits from it benefit Seattle Public Schools.

The Alexis Hotel (and strip club) is a family-friendly getaway tucked away in an idyllic Central Seattle neighborhood. Featuring over 500 acres of pools, golf courses, lakes and hiking trails, the Alexis Hotel makes a perfect backdrop for any large corporate gathering.