Savaters can keep up the full contact kickboxing thing but must loose the leotards. If all-in-one body suits become fashionable again, God forbid, then they will become acceptable again. And I will commit suicide.

And wrestlers singlets are out too. Tight shorts are functional, as are those tight no-grip tops we sometimes see in sub-grappling, but singlets are just silly.

Originally Posted by Doctor X

Can we send to the Labor Camps those whose waist circumferences exceed that of their chest's?

--J.D.

See rule 3: Aliveness must be taught. Aliveness in training will leave no hiding place for the morbidly obese in fighting related training. Podgy Grandmasters will soon give up the self-image of invincibility and take up healthy eating.

You forgot something about patches. And I always thought a lot of BJJ gis looked funny.

That's a good suggestion. It's partly covered by the silly clothing rule because attaching an American flag to your attire is needless and silly. And the only people left wearing gi will be people doing jacketed wrestling arts like Judo, Sombo or BJJ -although the latter are among the worst offenders.

Footnote to Rule 1, silly uniforms:
Ninja related arts practitioners, we don't care how functional you claim that garb is, it still counts as extremely silly. Tabi boots are right out. And unless you are a Muslim lady or a bank robber, head scarfs are reserved for old women.