Comedian and self-appointed judge John Hodgman reveals the secrets to surviving the apocalypse and answers your questions about National Doughnut Day, the proper way to grow a mustache, and how to deal with Internet whiners.

Comedy Central's 'Dumb Starbucks' prank shuts down in Los Angeles, Steve Jobs' time capsule gets dug up after a 30-year hunt, and a special report from the Game Developers' Conference with GM Meggan Scavio.

The 404 Misfit Week comes to a close! We'll end with our favorite Steve Ballmer moments in lieu of his retirement, a boyfriend tracker app from Brazil, sleep-texting, and how to get free food from Whole Foods, legally!Internet pop culture with snarky commentary.

A single-serving Tumblr of the most facepalm-inducing Kickstarter campaigns, Yahoo overtakes Google, a resurgence of cassette tapes lead to the first Cassette Store Day next month, and a NY programmer plays "Trading Places" with a homeless man.

On today's 404 episode we'll gawk at the gaudiness of a gold Apple iPhone, crown a smartphone the king of Bridget Carey's smartphone camera shootout, and learn how to submit our NSFW selfies for an upcoming Brooklyn art exhibition.