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Futurama Season 2 Episode 7: "A Head in the Polls" Quotes

Farnsworth: I can't believe it. He won by a single vote.Bender: Well it ain't my fault. I'm a non-voting felon, thank you.Fry: Well it's not my fault either 'cause I forgot to vote.Leela: Oh, crud. I knew there was something I meant to do today.

Bender: Not so fast, Nixon! Are you familiar with audio tape?Nixon: Uh-oh. I don't like where this is heading.Nixon: [on tape] And I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place!Nixon: My God? I really sound like that? I thought my voice had more of a Clark Gable quality.

Bender: It's hopeless. We might as well turn in my head for the five cent deposit. Fry: No way! I'm not letting my best friend get recycled. Not for five cents, not for five hundred cents! Leela, I've got a plan!Leela: I've got a better plan.

Campaign Manager: You scored big points tonight, sir.Nixon: What are you talking about? They ate me alive out there.Campaign Manager: Yes, but your body stayed on message. And that message is, "Look at my shiny new body". The robots ate it up. You've got real charisma from the neck down.Nixon: Nixon with charisma? My God, I can rule the universe!

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Farnsworth: I can't believe it. He won by a single vote.Bender: Well it ain't my fault. I'm a non-voting felon, thank you.Fry: Well it's not my fault either 'cause I forgot to vote.Leela: Oh, crud. I knew there was something I meant to do today.