Anyway, besides bragging about what I have packed underneath this T-shirt, I want to talk about the Oscars again.

Mainly, I want to discuss what was quiet possibly one of the worst secondhand embarrassments of my life:

“La La Land” being pronounced the winner of Best Picture because of a card mix-up, when really, “Moonlight” won the award.

Ugh, excuse me while I dig my own GRAVE. I hate this.

While most of the cast and crew of “La La Land” looked a mix of confused and heartbroken, the camera focused for a mere second on Ryan Gosling — who apparently thought the whole thing was fucking HI-larious.

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But he wasn't giggling because of the situation — he was giggling because he was so gosh darn relieved.

What really was happening as I was watching, it was surreal anyway, I was watching people start to have this panicked reaction in the crowd and guys were coming on with headsets and I felt like someone had been hurt.

I thought there was some kind of medical situation, and I had this worst case scenario playing out in my head. And then I just heard, ‘Oh, “Moonlight” won,' and I was so relieved that I started laughing.

I was also so thrilled that ‘Moonlight' won, I know the director… I've worked with them before. It's such a groundbreaking film, made for a million dollars, an incredible achievement, and I'm so happy for them that they were being recognized.