Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

I have mixed feeling about showing up on the blog after everyone's gone. It's like going into the company cafeteria after a birthday party. No one's there, but there's a big chunk of cake left. It's a bummer that everyone's gone, but there's still cake.

Played Scrabble tonight with my 11 and 13 year-old sons. I have them convinced that "zitbib" was a word for what some acne-infested teens wore to protect their clothes from exploding pimples.

Being on the beach and in the water so much, I've noticed that it isn't so much the sharks are invisible as that people refuse to see them. Or, maybe, people have this vision from documentaries of sharks lazily meandering past, dorsal fins sticking above the waves.
Most I see are small, two to five feet, and moving like race cars, chasing lunch.
It doesn't bother me because I'm not on the menu, although my watch and band are black (no use in advertising).