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Jellyfish are the worst creatures ever. I got stung by one and my leg puffed up for the rest of the day.

I once jumped into the sea from a rock, landed straight on a lion's mane jellyfish. I had stings running halfway up my leg and it felt like I had poured acid on it. I swam back to shore like some sort of mutated dolphin with one leg kicking and the other dangling awkwardly, limped up to grab my spade. I saw the jellyfish and went Jeff the Killer with my spade and hacked it into about 25 pieces which I then left to rot. Hey, we're on the topic of killing people, and I love brutal revenge just as much as the next inmate.

Edit: Jellyfish are scary, yeah. At least sharks have teeth and eyes, so you can quickly understand if they're a thing that wants to search you out and eat you. But jellyfish are cute little squiggle-bubble things; conniving yet creative nature at its most vicious and beautiful.

Last edited by Profesco; 14th July 2013 at 10:39 PM.

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Originally Posted by moot

a good chunk of jellyfish where i'm from can kill people

If that's the case, I don't know why you'd even want to eat a chunk of that jellyfish. I don't care how good it is.

By that logic, Battlefield 3/4 should be a sport. And let's make Call of Duty a sport while we're at it. Being a professional COD player requires SO much dedication, endurance, and skill.

Seriously, that article is a joke right? Right? O.o

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Edit: Jellyfish are scary, yeah. At least sharks have teeth and eyes, so you can quickly understand if they're a thing that wants to search you out and eat you. But jellyfish are cute little squiggle-bubble things; conniving yet creative nature at its most vicious and beautiful.

Jellyfish are most certainly not "cute little squiggle-bubble things" they are subconsciously the most evil creatures on the Earth, tied with midges. *shudders* In fact, they should make a spin-off of "Jaws" called "Tentacles"and make it about jellyfish, the world needs to know how malevolent those EVIL BEASTS are.