Meredith Woerner

Watch John Cusack get super pissed as a sexy crime solving version of famed dark poet Edgar Allan Poe in his new old timey horror film, The Raven. Watch the The Pit and the Pendulum get turned into some sort of wacky Saw contraption, as one poor soul begs for his life.

Because in this film, an evil superfan of Poe's macabre stories has turned them all into crimes, and now he's kidnapped Poe's incredibly gorgeous girlfriend and buried her in a box somewhere. Can Cusack save her before her tell-tale heart stops ticking? Many more Poe puns await!