For the scientists: Bravo! You found a way, even though you weren't able to focus your time on important science, to nevertheless avoid the temptation to join the monkeys screeching about how the Earth is going to turn into Venus unless we kill all the capitalists and take all their stuff. You have therefore made the better choice.

For The Register: For shame. Not NEARLY enough snark. Have you somehow been infiltrated and covertly taken over by Serious People(tm)? Best expel all such from your midst immediately, before you lose your reputation entirely!