Friday, June 25, 2010

Okay, gang, just a warning. The internet people are allegedly coming out sometime today to try and fix the on-off net problems that have vexed me for the last few weeks. They've told me I may not have access over the weekend. So I may not be able to post for a few days. If I can, I will, but I just don't know.

Wait, now I have to do actual work at work? Looking forward to new posts!

I caught the middle of the new reality/documentary show "Boston Med" and the first thing I noticed was that the transplant surgeon was carrying a Diet Coke around. I immediately thought, "Hey, he's copying Dr. Grumpy!"

Ain't it amazing that the internet people can say, "We'll come out sometime today." But you can't tell a patient, "Hang around my waiting room and I'll see you sometime between 7am and 7pm. And if you leave the waiting room at any time and are not there when I call your name, you'll have to reschedule for another day."

You could always set up your blog so that you can post from your cell phone. That would keep us from going through Grumpy withdrawal.Not that you don't deserve a break, because you do. I'm just being selfish. I love reading your blog.

Welcome to my whining!

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