Hye In Yeom for winning the Xiamen Iinternational Ladies Open in China: Helping The Impossible-To-Pronounce-Surname Gravy!

Paul Dunne (25th) and Ashley Chesters (45th) for making cuts straight off the bat after turning pro. Helping The Golf-Cash Gravy!

Bunch Of Arsing This weekend were...

South Korean military service for making Sang-moon Bae’s last meaningful contribution to golf for the next 24 months being his duffed chip on the 18th gifting Bill Haas and USA victory. Bunch Of Got-To-Keep-An-Eye-On-That-Lot-Over-The-Border Arse!

Cats for staring at you for no reason: Bunch Of Who-The-Blazes-Do-You-Think-You-Are-You-Trumped-Up-Feline-Git? Arse!

Phil Mickelson for thinking that no one would notice him changing his ball mid-round. Bunch Of Get-With-The-Programme-Lefty Arse!

The berk TV golf commentator for making a big deal out of Jordan Spieth suggesting that his defeat in the foursomes was “an early Christmas present” for the International team. Bunch Of Littlest-Bloody-Thing-With-Some-People Arse!