At first I was going to say "did you click 'How Do I Play' ?" but apparently you have... I don't get it either, it just gets harder and harder. That thing you want for your Birthday... it'd make a great interface for Hummingbird(too bad it's abandoned, that's the archive page. But it's still available here: http://ftp.citkit.ru...ge/h/hu/hummingbird/ )