contemplations and ruminations

In this edge-of-your-seat kill-fest, kaleekolai (Meg Ryan) is a complicated marine with a dislike for corn chips. She must get to ladydogstar (Andie MacDowell) before her nemesis, hazelbranch (Kate Winslet), brainwashes her. Following a chain of very obvious clues, she demolishes a hidden facility, twenty-two days too late. Early predictions are that this will be the highest grossing movie of all gross movies.