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Author: Jenn

My name is Jenn and I have a bad movie problem.
I love bad movies. LOVE them. I have several definitions of bad, but it all comes down to “bad on purpose” and “bad by accident”.
I will watch it if:
it can be described as science fiction, fantasy, or horror (Sometimes I will watch action comedy but these are less likely.)
it is described as a mystery or thriller and a serial killer is mentioned in the description.
it has less than three stars on Netflix
the cast includes Ron Perlman, Rutger Hauer, Henry Rollins, Bill Mosely, Bruce Campbell, Clancy Brown or Malcolm McDowell
Lovecraft, Cthulu or Dragons are mentioned in the title, tag line or box art.

IMDB link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4319842/ Starring: A bunch of people I’m not familiar with. Review: This film was surprisingly good in many ways. Definitely potential here for everyone involved. It’s obviously low budget but the acting wasn’t bad and the

IMDB link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4048964/ Starring: Some parkour guy. Review: Like 50% of this movie gets the coveted “Not crap” rating. Maybe even 75%. The rest is bringing it down to “kinda crap”. Because seriously, they had my full attention.

Original Title: Die Nacht der lebenden Loser IMDB link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0378417/ Starring: German people Review: Fans of Rammstein and Dark should not get too excited here. This movie is in a class of it’s own. And

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4418152/ Starring: Major Iceborg from the Fifth Element and a bunch of people from Season 4 of Bosch Review: It started out SO WELL. It was subtle and creepy. The Spiritualist herself was well written. I

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3213512/ Starring: A bunch of Bulgarians and some dude from Eastern MA that has been in several movies I need to review. Review: Roseville was better than expected, but not quite good enough to stay off

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095444/ Starring: John Vernon, one of those guys who has been in everything. The blond love interest from Weird Science. Another guy who has been in a ton of tv stuff. And Christoper Titus for

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3567288/ Starring: Two character actors you are bound to recognize, Peter McRobbie & Deanna Dunagan. They have both been in all thing tv shows at least once. Review: I have exactly the same

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3826866/ Starring: Kal “Motherfucking” Penn Review: Netflix seems to think this movie is about a small town girl getting stalked by a deranged photographer. Netflix is wrong. This movie is about Kal Penn’s

Alternate Title: Silent Hill in Wales IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411267/ Starring: Sean Bean and the mom from History of Violence Review: As we all know Sean Bean’s JOB is to die in movies. UNLESS he doesn’t.

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1230211/ Starring: The lead singer of The Misfits from 1997 and 2001. Yes really. No not Danzig, the other guy. I haven’t heard of anyone else in the cast. Review: I’m so tired