Most Awesomely Bad Military Acronyms 8

Even in a building known for its brain-melting jargon, "C-SMURF" was pretty horrendous. The journalists in the Pentagon briefing room knew it. And so did Hale. A moment later, he paused the briefing. "I have a list of favorite acronyms in the Department of Defense. I shall add 'C-SMURFs' ... to that list." The room cracked up.

Anyway, Bob, if you're looking for more examples of awful mil-speak, we've got some suggestions. Here are our latest nominees for the Most Awesomely Bad Military Acronyms ("MAMAs," for short):