*BEEP* PokéTEXT shutting down. Since Sun/Moon isn't compatible, I hope to be of use in a future generation 1-3 game in #poketext. Since there were several hours that the updater went dark this run, catch-up stats for all (logged) dark hours will be posted as the final or near-final posts of this Prism updater. So long and thanks for all the fish.

16d 20h 47m Ampharos vs. Trapinch. We are out of Crystal Bolt and Dragon Pulse PP. We only have Flash and Thunderbolt, which are ineffective against ground, and we're stuck due to Arena Trap. Chat manages to avoid a cancerous death by catching it!

<POKETEXT> 16d19h09m08s — Guy Finds Another Guy in a Cave: Today, in the very distant town of Phlox, a man was found inside a cave. The man suffered from amnesia. The other man told us to write this article for him. Everyone is okay. The end.

<POKETEXT> 16d19h04m28s — Oh hello there! Another dedicated fan who's heard of my fantastic tale, echoing across the entire region of Naljo, I presume. Well, my weary traveler, be weary no more because you have found me! Myles the Great! Let me soothe your aching muscles a bit with the sound of my very own tale of great heroism. Splendid! There I was. Navigating through the Acqua Mines, just to the north of Phlox Town. The cave was wet, the air was cold, but I pressed on, fearlessly into the darkness of the large cave. Others stay away from the Lonely Caverns because of vile rumors of ghosts and murders and other curses. WHAT FOOLS! Fools I say! Fools to believe an exaggerated tale happening to spread across the Naljo region. Lo! In the distance of the darkened cave, I heard the soft cries of a lamb, separated from its Shepherd. Scared, timid, all alone… So I, Myles the Great, like a blind Zubat, navigated through the darkness of the cave using nothing but my hearing until I came upon him! It was a lost, young traveler, who most likely had been out there for months, according to my professional opinion. The man was laying there, in quiet, inside of a ball. He accepted this… 'call of death' of his, but I cried! Ferociously: NAY!, and carried him out of the cave by myself. They even wrote an article about it in the daily news paper, and since then my legend has been notable, most notable indeed! I do feel sorry for the young chap that I pulled from the very jowls of death's ravenous dogs because it appeared that he'd been stricken with severe amnesia. No recollection of his life before the cave, and no family in town. He still wanders those caves from time to time to try and remember, and as his proud guardian savior, I hope he does. If it were up to me, that poor young man would have remembered every last detail, right down to the color of his very first diaper; but alas, as a hero, even I have my limitations. Maybe you could talk to him? And if you'd like to read about it, the newspaper article that exposed the Naljo region to my heroism is framed against the wall behind me. Do read it before you leave, please.

16d 9h 18m Phancero, desperate to redeem itself in the chat, defeats Donphan and Levels up to 51! Flygon quickly dispatches it afterward. Azumarill is sent out and quickly defeats Flygon and Rhyperior. Daichi defeated!

16d 9h 11m We succeed in switching out Ninetales for Tyranitar in the first turn. Tyranitar opens up a box of Captain Crunch and takes down Gyarados, Gliscor, Altaria, Pidgeot, and Drifblim. Sora defeated!

16d 8h 40m We deploy Azumarill and try to Surf Gyarados. It uses Earthquake on us, but dies to Strength shortly afterward. Sora sends out Drifblim, which laughs at us using Strength again before it uses Curse.

16d 8h 37m We desperately attempt to switch out Ninetales, but accidentally use Flamethrower on Gyarados instead. Ninetales falls and we deploy Phancero in its wake. Phancero crumples in a single Crunch.

16d 8h 14m We Surf against Drifblim, which self-destructs via Curse. Enemy Pidgeot falls after multiple Surfs. Altaria is sent out. Chat attempts to switch to Ice Beam, but ineffectively Surfs while the enemy sets up with Dragon Dance. Azumarill falls due to Curse.

16d 7h 14m Azumarill in, the last party member left. Can she sweep? Surf is used, we're being bombarded with Earthquakes while we try to chip away at its health with Surf. Flygon in, Hyper Beam used, Azumarill down, white out, attempt 6 is a loss

16d 7h 13m Gardevoir sent in. Moonblast used, Salamence down. Next in is Gyarados. Gardevoir paralysed to Thunder Wave, but so is Gyarados. We try to attack, Waterfall does a large amount of damage to us. Gyarados down to Moonblast, Garchomp in. Earthquake used, Gardevoir down.

16d 7h 8m Mustard Gas used, doesn't do much. Max Potion used on Weezing, another Crunch, defense drop, finished it off with yet another Crunch. Houndoom in, Crunch, Flamethrower, more Cru-- no, we're out of PP for it oh no

16d 6h 18m Versus Mura's Fearow with Tyranitar. USes Crunch, levels up to 97. Now Crunch on Mura's Tyranitar, it uses Earthquake, does a reasonable amount. We use more Crunch, defense drop, more Earthquake on us. Another Crunch, Tyranitar down.

[Meta] Going for a vaccination at the doctors, so I will be gone for about 30 minutes (maybe less). I don't expect much to happen in that time however. When I come back I'll update with our current ticket count.

15d 11h 1m Tyranitar down to Moonsomething or other, Super Nerd Thing guy defeated. We're healed. Appears to be that we're in some kind of gauntlet training facility, I don't think there'll be many updates save for levelups and item uses/things like that.

Icanhazlyfe: Well, if that pony is half-android and has attached machine guns that fire 1000 rounds per minute and has bullet-proof armour that allows it to literally walk through battlefields and slaughter thousands of enemies in a matter of minutes... would you like THAT pony? VoteYea / VoteNay

[Info] We were surfing, and got into a fight, and I'm guessing something screwed up with the Pokémon generation procedure, because the start of the encounter music began, but was messed up or cut off or something. And now it's a black screen with a constant MIDI instrument buzz....

[Chat/Info] FaithfulForce: BloodTrail While live updaters were gone, we took Ampharos to happiness rater and he was rated 255 / 255 A+, which gave us the Return tm. We taught Flash over Power Gem and Return over Lopunny drain punch in democracy

13d 5h 9m She's manually put back on the rock and inputs go really fast and we get Gold Dust, Ore, and Dawn Stone and Ore and Heart Scale and Gold Dust and Gold Dust and Everstone and Ore and Coal and Ore and Ore etc etc

12d 18h 24m Tyranitar vs second trainer and it takes care of Ninetales, Camerupt uses Nerve Gas to paralyze Tyranitar and Earth Power us to half health, Houndoom is sent and Tyranitar sits at 72/325 hp after beating this trainer

12d 18h 22m First trainer has an Arcanine and Ninetales takes care of it, Magcargo is sent and Earth Power's Ninetales to oblivian, we send Azumarill and Surf beats Magcargo and Ninetales, Azumarill is now level 99, trainer defated

12d 12h 36m Before the clerk can ask us to leave, Blue stops her! He apparently Works for Silph Co now! His current project , A new version of the Masterball is missing a chip. He sent us to go find the guy who has it.

12d 12h 2m Stream is back, currently fighting Sabrina, Alakazam is defeated with Strength, Gallade is sent out and taken down! #Sabrina Defeated! She rewards us with the Marsh Badge TM 69, Which contains Safegaurd!

[Streamer] ProjectRevoTPP: Sorry for the whole drama. This was sort of a unique situation as it was the result of a glitch and not an intended action: we didnt feel like the team solely had the authority to decide what happened: so we let you guys decide

[Info] Apparently us catching that Koffing with the Shiny ball has had the side effect of turning Y4 into a shiny pokemon. And it did that by changing her gender... to a male. Y4 was in the last slot in our party.

[Info] We went through this gym before in Brown. The inside of this gym is identical to the outside of this gym (except it's apparently daytime "inside" the gym). It's a weird illusionary copy of the town, where you can't leave town and can't enter buildings.

[Info] They're editing WRAM memory manually. In this screen, they can change which endianness they're looking at the memory with (for those of you who know what the hell "endianness" even means, like I do, that's pretty nifty). There's two fields, a 16 byte "address" and a 16 byte "contents". And they've been going back and fourth between them for a while now...

[Chat] <pioxys> DatSheffy welcome to olden mart, how may I take your soul today? Please have fun to the stairs on the left, while you slide your wayto a souless dream. Thank you for coming, and have a nice pasta.

[Info] More specifically, it looks like something bad screwed up the map of the mart. We seem to be stuck in a lower area, blocked off by disconnected countertops and a staircase that pushes us back down again. Also there are people to the north of us standing where they shouldn't be.

9d 10h 25m Switched into Azum. Who proceeds to Surf. Rhydon down, Donphan in, Surf used. Another, it goes down, next in is Rhyperior in, it is down, Flygon in now. It also goes down to Surf, but not before pulling off a crit Earthquake. Azum to 84, Steelix in.

9d 9h 55m After Mura heals Leafeon, we decide that Surf isn't a very good idea. So, we Strength. Twice, Leafeon down, Azumarill to 83, Tyranitar in. We stay on Strength, doesn't do much. Neither does its Earthquake to us.

9d 9h 28m Tyranitar in, Max Potion used on Weezing, survives Crunch but goes down to automatic Sandstorm, now fighting Mura's Tyranitar. Crunch used on it, doesn't do much, it uses Earthquake, we don't take much damage. Another crunch, another earthquake.

[Dev] KoolboymanAdam: BTW everyone, we haven't done the credits sequence yet. That's unfinished but we're working on it. So don't be surprised if you see the Crystal credits at the end of the game. (2m)

9d 6h 32m Ludicolo appears, and we swap for EEEE. The gigadrain doesn't do much, and we Fly with metronome for massive damage. We Dust Devil it as it goes to sleep. We then Psychic it to little effect, as it talks (and misses) in its sleep.

9d 5h 35m Gardevoir vs Tyranitar. We attempt to use a Leaf Stone to help the situation, but it doesn't... We Icy Wind at it, while it crunches at us. The sand storm is doing nothing for our health. Miller down! BLACKOUT! Rip run 27...

9d 3h 23m And once more with Drain Punch, while E4 gets hit by a sky attack which sends him to the yellow! We prepare to endure a hit while altaria prepare one more sky attack, which we survie by 1 HP!