FINALLY! A gadget for your home that can turn just about anything into a sex toy. Is there a single thing on god’s green earth that’s off limits for your fla-fla or no-no?

Apparently not, according to inventor/designer/OBGYN school dropout Francesco Morackini, who has dubbed his magical creation “The Dildomaker”. Why limit yourself to 100% hypoallergenic, hygienic, pliable yellow silicone (ahem) when you could, according to Morackini’s website, make a dildo out of “limitless choices”: