Not Safe For Work (Colorado Senate Excluded)

Via Wonkette, the testimony from opponents of Senate Bill 172, the civil unions bill, got a little graphic yesterday. Yikes, Grandma! We had no idea you were so icky.

Alright, Grandma! “The anus is an exit.” Fine. Now please pass the gravy, before everyone else at the table–including the fellow conservatives who look most embarrassed of all–loses their appetite. In these situations, it’s good for someone to step in and whisper “you’re not helping,” but let’s face it: she wasn’t really there to help.

This lady has spent a lot of time thinking about anal sex. She probably has had to take it a few times. She seemed as though she was speaking from experience.

OBR thinks that all people are created equally and that civil unions are ok. I don’t think that those unions should be called marriage, because marriage does have a definition, but everyone should have the right to love and commit to the ones they love with all of the rights that come with that.

She said the fact is gay couples in Colorado are sharing their lives and raising children and that the state presently fails to provide a legal framework that protects those citizens as partners and parents and their children in the case of divorce, death and injury.

Somehow that seems a lot more relevant than the unbelievably inane words of “Grandma.”

Someone didn’t set the timer when she started and five minutes into it, she asked, “How much longer do I have?” We all cringed when the timekeeper turned the timer on for the 3 minutes she was supposed to have.

I also enjoyed the (ordinary) people who said they were there representing Jesus Christ or Joseph Ratzinger. There really was a representative there from the Catholic Church archdiocese, but he didn’t say Jesus or the Pope sent him.

Also loved the one who came there to warn us proponents of our sins “out of love”. Guess he didn’t realize we were gay and straight together, in alliance. His truck outside was pretty interesting: a large billboard truck (Vegas-style) that said “Gays will burn in Hell”.

I may be a Jew, but something tells me Jesus would not approve of the hate-mobile. Just a hunch.

So, the logic is – if we don’t allow gay marriage or civil unions, somehow, no one will have anal sex? But if we do allow gay marriage or civili unions, then suddenly everyone will start having anal sex?

I had made a comment this morning on this vid’s appearance in that one mysterious n*wsp*p*r, but it didn’t show up and I thought I’d been spurned. Happily, no!

Quoting me: “I wonder if her neighbors think it’s strange that she always goes in her house via the front door, but only leaves from the back door? Oh, wait, she enters and exits from the SAME door??? SINNER!”