it's a crazy must do to kiss me when he first sees me after work {or whatever}

So he does. {TMI}

Nothing sexual is happening here. OKAY.

moving right along.

So he proceeds to tell me that he missed a deer.

{aka shot at one & the bullet did NOT kill him.. the deer - sad I know}

he was as sad as a little child.

however I get it.

Aaron just doesn't miss.

He's been doing this for TOO.LONG.

missing just doesn't happen.

back to him being sad.

he's sad. I'm sorry for him. but please....

let me return to my hott bath.

Nope.

Stripping his clothes he does.

"Ummm.. what are you doing?"

{Crooked smile}

"Are you getting in here with me?"

{Crooked smile... with a slight nod yes}

his leg enters

"Geez, let me let some of the water out"

TIME OUT!

I forgot one VERY important part.

Our bathtub.
It is not fancy or big by any means.
Its just a regular tub.
It can not fit two adults in it.
Picture this.

Now.
Picture two adults in the tub.
This was not a sexual thing therefore it is not TMI.
Okay maybe it really is.

Lover is describing how upset he is about missing this deer.
It hasn't been a great season for him... on top of missing it.
He really was down in the dumps. {almost literally}
Me ...
I was confused on what to do {because really.. I was squished}
He's talking...

and talking...

and frowning...

I want to die laughing because really... it's hilarious we are both
knee high {literally} in this tub.

but I don't. I just stare at him & act concerned.

He's sad.

I want my alone time.

He's talking...

I hear
Loud... VERY LOUD ...
Well you know.
& s.e.r.i.o.u.s bubbles.

he laughs.
he laughs more.
he laughs harder.
he got kicked out of the tub.
I no longer cared about his feelings...
he thinks it's hilarious.
I'm pissed.

Just how many of you thought I WAS THE ONE
who fluffed? Wrong. Never. Not me.

oh my. NO WORDS. Ever since I moved to my new house I have been obsessed with baths now that I have a jacuzzi tub. I'm telling you jacuzzi jets will change your life. Legit bubbles not brought on by your hubs ass! hahahahahaha sick.

I'm sitting on the sofa reading your blog while the hubby is playing collage football on the Wii and I laughed out loud and my hubby asked me what, I was laughing at and Yes I read it to him and he laughed too. Thanks for the good laugh!! Love it!!

ahaha that was hilarious. Also!! I wanted to share with you that tonight, on my long 8 hour drive, i discovered a chickfila, immediately stopped and got my favorite order, and funny enough i thought of you and the last share your world post