Dacha Macha

All on their own after their mother died in child-birth, the Siamese sisters were rescued by Boris Cr who brought them to the Freaks Circus. The audience calls them "Monsters" but their show is incredibly popular; thousands of people come to see them every night. Tired of people's meanness and curiosity, they now just want to be known for their music.

Dacha Macha

Dacha Macha

All on their own after their mother died in child-birth, the Siamese sisters were rescued by Boris Cr who brought them to the Freaks Circus. The audience calls them "Monsters" but their show is incredibly popular; thousands of people come to see them every night. Tired of people's meanness and curiosity, they now just want to be known for their music.

First evolution of the 3 different evolutions of this character :

Having been around in Clint City since anyone can remember, the Freaks Circus offers unbelievable daytime shows for you and your kids, including fire breathers, knife throwers, big cats and magicians! But when night falls, the show turns into something quite different which, let’s just say, is not recommended for the weak at heart… Come see the Freaks; you're in for a big surprise!!!

20 comments on Dacha Macha

dacha macha's has the rarest form of siamese twins ever, in which u have 2 heads 4 arms and 2 legs. It only happened once and the names of the 2 people were russian pair Dasha and Masha. so yes they are a parody. just to not confused any1, the real twins were boys!

i am a freak deck user and i think she is pretty bad for what she is worth
i bought the other cheaper freak with 7 5 and the heal 1 ability and he is only a bit more expensive
but then i am a beginner so i dont really know that much

Rate:
Overall I give them a 4/10. Dacha Macha was a great card when I started out, I loved their artwork and I still love them now, It's just hard to use Dacha Macha with all the great cards we have now.

Boris wants all the people (or things) to keep a diary.
Dacha and Macha,
Dear Diary,
Today we went and talked to Gruener, and he said that we were morons, and that we should go away. We both cried, and then made up with him, because he felt bad. We didn't know what to say after that.

After, we went down to see Zoltan. Ahhhh. He's so hot!!! Then Dacha asked him out, but he said no, and that he was staying single. Then I asked him out and he said yes, which made me happy. Dacha screamed and punched me, and then Zoltan siad go away, both of us, and so we did.

I remember when Dacha and Macha first came to the circus. Many of the acts screamed. Mainly the women. Except Cassandra. Boris said he found them when he made a trip to Flesh Pimp's brothel. I wonder what he was doing there? Anyway, they are a very popular act, despite the names they are given. They are also better than most people at fighting because, well, there are two of them. But they are thinking of leaving the circus beacause they just want to be known for their music. Like that will ever happen.