Indian ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Owlnap Owls

Call the police! There’s been a rash of owlnappings!! Harry Potter fans in India are being blamed for the rapid decrease in the country’s wild owl population. Due to the popularity of Harry’s owl Hedwig, it’s surmised that fans of the boy wizard have been climbing in trees and snatching your owls up, trying to keep ‘em. So you better hide your Barn, hide your Snowy, and hide your Great Horned too, cuz they owlnapping urrbody out here. This is alternately really dorky and really metal. On the one hand, owls can mess your sh*t up. On the other, nuuurrdddssss!!!!

This is sure to make the slumdogs from Slumdog Millionaire feel great about themselves. Nobody wanted them for pets after that movie took the world by storm. All I knows is that Owl Lady had better steer clear of India. She’s liable to get snatched up. Actually, that could be the perfect angle for the Taken sequel. (via Gawker)