July 2014

Photo Albums

I'm not particularly interested in weddings (or Kate Moss), yet I adore Kate Moss and Jamie Hince's wedding photos. They'll be published in the September issue of Vogue (hi, Conde!), which I always buy because it's just so fucking huge. Moss and Hince are such a glam couple and I imagine the what-to-wear pressure of being an invited guest must've been off the charts, though I'll bet Keith Richards didn't care. I know there was another big wedding in England this year (snore), but this one actually looked like fun.

The nuns at St. Thomas the Apostle in Rochester, NY will be so stoked to learn that one of their own has received the gift of stigmata. My stigmata was a surprise to me too—I've been a non-believer for years—and yet suddenly I've got crucifixion wounds. The lord works in mysterious ways.

Someone's found the lord since this photoshoot and Northern Exposure. Not only does actress Janine Turner have a new book out on the glories of single motherhood, but she's also hawking a Christian Yoga DVD. Because yoga isn't already annoying enough, Churchy Turner has done away with the ancient sanskrit chanting and instead reads from the scripture as yoga expert Mary Cunningham contorts herself. Um, why?

I'm not really sure how single motherhood fits in with the god stuff, but I'm assuming like most Christians, Ms. Turner flexes the religion to suit her purposes. Ohm Shanti. I mean, Amen.