Saturday, April 27, 2013

Invested In My Demise

viewers

1. "Die in your sleep."

2. "See you in hell."

3. "RIP"

4. "Good news. marjorie died."

And the Oscar goes to:

5. "You (will) wither and die alone in your NYC apartment where you won't be found until the smell and bedbugs overwhelm the apartment complex. Your tombstone will read: who the f*ck was marjorie?"marjorie"Yikes and yow! They all seem a bit over invested in me.My death impacts those fools in what way?You would think they are included in my will.""News flash:No beneficiary documents for any of YOU!"