Holiday Gift Guide: The Yeezus

He hates Adidas, he hates Jimmy Kimmel, he hates Sponge Bob, he hates George Bush, and he doesn’t really like President Obama very much either now. He hates Nike, he hates Hedi Slimane, he hates Yves Carcelle, he hates Louis Vuitton, and he hates it when people in New York City buy Louis Vuitton after January. He hates Zappos, he hates Taylor Swift, he hates Justin Timberlake‘s ‘Suit & Tie,’ and he hates Justice vs. Simian‘s ‘We Are Your Friends’.

He also hates button-up shirts with hoodies, hoodies with sports coats, sports coats with button-up shirts, jeans with dress shoes, khaki trench coats with jeans, and off brand work out sneakers. And he really hates big-ass striped scarves.

But you know what he doesn’t hate? Kim Kardashian. And maybe Adidas. So see below for 10 ways to not inspire hate in the heart of your Yeezus this Christmas. Uh-huh, honey.