The Fox News Insanity Defense

So they caught the Planned Parenthood clinic shooter. Surprise! Surprise! He’s a white male who looks to be in his late fifties. I’m glad they captured this guy alive, however. Just as it was very predictable that another shooting at a Planned Parenthood clinic would happen, it’s also predictable that sooner or later some defense attorney is going to use the “Fox News Insanity Defense.” To the best of my knowledge, such a defense has never been tried, but it’s totally logical. I can hear the attorney now, “Your Honor, my client is innocent due to Fox News-driven insanity.”

And when that happens, Fox News is finished and America instantly becomes a friendlier place.