Dinosaur Office / Coffee Run

The dinosaurs face the only thing worse than extinction: a coffee shortage.

Script

Dinosaur Office: Coffee Run

By Kevin Corrigan, Brian Murphy & Caldwell Tanner

INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE BREAK ROOM
CRAIG and TODD talk. Craig picks up the coffee pot.
TODD
Just ordered new checks this
morning. They look like the beach.
Craig goes to pour his cup. Dramatically, only a drop falls.
CRAIG
Ugg. Someone finished the coffee
without making a fresh pot. Can you
be any more inconsiderate?
Todd starts checking cabinets.
TODD
That's strange, there's none in the
cabinet... There's none in any of
the cabinets!
Crash zoom on Craig's face.
CRAIG.
Oh. No.
Todd begins to progressively slow down.
TODD
I can't start my day without a
fresh-brewed cup of (slow) Joe.
CRAIG
Stay with me Todd! I treated myself
to a frappuccino this morning, I
should have the energy for a coffee
run.
Craig runs out of the room.
INT. WATER COOLER AREA
Craig runs in. He notices RICHARD and SHEILA moving and
talking in slow-motion.
SHEILA
My daughter is trying out for
cheerleading.
RICHARD
That will look great on her college
application.
CRAIG
Hang in there! I'll save you.
Craig runs out. Richard slowly turns to where Craig was.
RICHARD
What?
INT. THE CRAIGMOBILE (CRAIG'S CAR)
Action music swells as Craig drives. Craig sees a 35 mph
sign, then steps on the gas. Close up on the speedometer
going from 30 to 35, then staying there.
INT. RAWRBUCKS COFFEE SHOP
Craig runs in and goes to the counter. BARISTA is behind it,
he is the intern puppet in a uniform.
CRAIG
I need four coffees. HAZELNUT!
BARISTA
Would you like to apply for a
Rawrbucks rewards card? You'll save
10% on all purchases.
CRAIG
I would be crazy not to.
Action music swells as Craig fills out a form.
INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE WATER COOLER
Sheila, Richard and Todd watch the door. We hear Craig pull
in O.C.
SHEILA
I told you he'd come back for us.
Shot of door. Craig screams (O.C.) as he approaches. He
smashes through the wall next to it. He's out of breath.
CRAIG
Everyone owes me $2.75!