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One month after his 23rd birthday, Kyle Maynard will fulfill what has been a lifelong dream. He will compete in his first amateur mixed martial arts match. The match will take place on Saturday night in Auburn, Ala., at The Auburn Covered Arena in an event titled â€œAuburn Fight Night.â€? Maynard, a congenital amputee with no elbows or knees, burst onto the national scene when he graduated from Collins Hill High School in Suwanee, Ga., with a wrestling record of 35-16 in his senior season and a 3.7 GPA. He is the recipient of a 2004 ESPN Espy Award for Best Athlete With A Disability and has been featured on many radio interviews, talk shows and television programs including The Oprah Winfrey Show and Larry King Live.

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The hard trodden Detroit Lions have introduced a new logo to their limited arsenal of weapons to refresh their brand that stumbled to a 0-16 season last year. Some changes have also been made to the team’s uniforms. New trim lines have been added, and the logo is above the numerals on the jerseys. Helmets now feature the new logo on each side. It’s the most significant change since 1961, when the logo was originally placed on helmets.

Ah, now I see. When your team sucks, change the uniforms. Its like replacing the stock Yugo radiator cap with one from a Ferrari.

They say wrestling is fake but that broken neck, that broken leg and that dislocated shoulder sure as hell isn’t….

10. Rock Pedigrees Triple H On Table

9. Brock Lesnar almost kills A-Train

8. Triple H Almost Kills Someone

7. Megumi Kudo vs Combat “Mother in Law” Toyoda Neck Break

6.Brock Lesnar Breaks Hardcore Holly’s Neck

5.Vader Breaks Joe Thurman’s Back

4.Benoit Breaks Sabu’s Neck

3.Owen Hart Breaks Stone Cold’s Neck

2.Sid Vicious Leg Break

1.Owen Hart’s Equipment Malfunction

On May 23, 1999, Hart fell to his death in Kansas City, Missouri during the Over the Edge pay-per-view event. Hart was in the process of being lowered via harness and rappel line into the ring from the rafters of Kemper Arena for a booked Intercontinental Championship match against The Godfather. Something went wrong with the stunt harness, apparently triggering the release mechanism early as he was being lowered. Hart fell 78 feet into thering, landing chest-first on the top rope, approximately a foot from the nearest turnbuckle, throwing him into the ring. Hart was transported to Truman Medical Center in Kansas City, where he was pronounced dead on arrival. (Hart had actually died while still being tended to in the ring.) The cause was later revealed to be internal bleeding from blunt chest trauma.

I present to you the Om Nom Heart Attack: A Two Pound Cheeseburger! Take a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder, times that by 8 and you get… a DOUBLE POUNDER!Â The beast needed two McNuggets boxes to contain it. You think it looks hard to eat?
Imagine it on the way out. It would be like clenching a grenade in your ass and pulling the pin.

A woman attempting to reconcile with her estranged husband handcuffed herself to him as he slept and then bit him on his torso and arms as he phoned for help, police said. Helen Sun, 37, told police she wanted to have a conversation with Robert Drawbaugh without him leaving. She changed the locks on their bedroom door and, while he was sleeping Monday, handcuffed herself to him, authorities said. Drawbaugh was able to dial 911 from his cell phone. Nearly out of breath, he told dispatchers he woke up handcuffed, was still bound to his wife and was holding her down, according to a recording released by police.

Its a sad state of affairs when a man can defend himself from an abusive woman. The fact he didn’t hit her gives him a leg to stand on in court. The moment he hits her, he’s suddenly the criminal.