We come from the lands of snow and iceAnd gods of war and thunderWith a swing of an oar we would reach your shoreAnd pillage, rob and plunderWe are ravagers of women, and capturers of kingsbut now, our friends we make amendsAnd fill your homes with lots of broken things

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You can maximise your living space and brighten up your wallsOr just have a cup of coffee or perhaps some nice meatballsAnd if you haven't killed each other by the time you get to payPerhaps you'd like to know who made us what we are today

Our boss is Ingvar Kamprad, he takes his vodka straightHe's been our fearless leader since 1958If we can follow all of the instructions he will giveThen all the world will have the little bitch to build a better place to live

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