Flying ain't what it used to be; security checkpoints, backroom beatings, flasks of semen over two ounces dumped on the shoes of TSA team members. What happened to the good old days when you could get on a flight, get tanked up in your overcrowded seat while smoking a cigarette and then take the nearest person to the toilets and go at it like junkyard dogs on bitches? We blame international bankers who stole hundreds of millions of gold bouillon from beneath the twin towers to create FEMA concentration camps. But who gives a shit about that anymore since part of the purpose was to whittle away the very basic unalienable human rights of getting tanked in an overcrowded seat, smoking a cigarette, and ending up in the toilets going at it like junkyard dogs on bitches. It's time for a little re-branding, giving meaning to something that had little meaning before it existed in its present state...you. Market yourself, and you'll get what you deserve.

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