Monday, 25 May 2009

Miliband Jr

Wow! The younger Millipede, untarnished by the expenses scandal has come up with some zinging ideas to reform Parliament:

More power for parliamentary select committees to scrutinise legislation.And who, pray tell, has ridden roughshod over the power these committees had before?

More power to be devolved to local government.What, like the valuable Welsh Arsembly or the Scotch Parliament? Fuck off!

But wait! There's even more genius at work here:

The language of the chamber – such as calling MPs "my right honourable friend".

The ceremonial garb of Commons officials.

The amount of time the Commons sits during the year. Miliband said he would be open to the idea of September sittings.

The format of PMQs.

Yes, folks: that powerhouse genius of the Labour Party, that intellectual giant, Ed Millipede, has decided that if the "members" of Parliament stop all that flowery language, dress differently, sit for more time and have a different way of doing PMQ's, everything will be better.

No, you fucking moron: until your shower of modernising shitehawks arrived on the scene, Parliament was a much better representation of the people and much more effective at countering the most egregious stupidities of the executive.

Your party has fucked with Parliament over and over again and made it fucking worse each and every fucking time. And now your big plan to fix this is to fucking fuck with it some fucking more? You fucking useless fuck-faced fuck, do us all an immense favour:

Man pushes would-be suicide jumper off bridge because he was taking too longBy Mail Foreign Service A passer-by pushed a would-be suicide jumper off a bridge because he was fed up at the man's 'selfish activity', Chinese media has reported.Lian Jiansheng, 66, was passing by the Haizhu Bridge in the city of Guangzhou when he spotted Chen Fuchao threatening to jump.Chen held up traffic for five hours, drawing a crowd at the bridge - and an impatient Lian finally decided enough was enough.

Cant we just turn the clock back to 97 and try again?The one and only thing these spunk bubbles have done for me is to tax my car online(still too much though).Thats it 12yrs 3500 laws and thats it!!!!!!