"Isn’t it rather dangerous to put one’s entire vocabulary in a single sentence?" Francis (Oliver & Company)

"I've already wasted my whole life. I want to tell you with my last breath that I have always loved you. I would rather be a ghost, drifting by your side as a condemned soul, than enter heaven without you." Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."Lynn Lavner

Regular OCs for HP Fanfics

Sev Daimon- Slytherin, extremely good looking and intelligent, pretends to be nice and perfect to get what he wants, LOVES sweets and paired with Rose Weasley

Wren Owens- Ravenclaw, long white hair, parents killed by Death Eaters in front of him when he was young, Muggles Studies Professor at Hogwarts, (somewhat re-incarnation of Sirius Black) and paired with James Potter II

Blake has been causing problems for Bane in Gotham City. When Bane finally gets his hands on Blake, he decides to keep him off the streets where he can't cause any more trouble. Prisoner to a terrifying madman, Blake tries to survive until someone saves him. In the interim, with Blake and Bane often each other's only company, they decide to learn a little about their enemy.

We have stories from Alec's perspective, stories from Magnus' perspective, but now I give you one from Chairman Meow's perspective. Thoughts and Musings from a cat. THIS IS A STRANGE STORY. Church/Chairman Meow Romance MERCH! .Multi-chapter.Malec Slash

(Complete) Naraku is dead, and Kouga is now faced with polygamy in order to keep his precious tribe from dying out. Problem is, his heart is monogamous. And to his horror, he finds it fixating on the very demon that slew his men to begin with. KK

Sequel to A Witch, A Wolf, and A Serpent. The Mistress of the Healing Arts must return to Hogwarts sooner than she'd planned, and now has to face Lupin and Snape. Part Two of the Wandless Magic Trilogy.

Seto Kaiba's locked up his heart and soul to almost all. After his soul is released by Pegasus, he meets someone who just might change that forever . . . Serenity Wheeler, Joey's little sister. Serenity/Seto, Joey/Mai, slight mentions of Yugi/Tea and Te

Everything should have been okay, the plans to leave in the works, but of course Talia has to ruin everything by causing more trouble for Blake and his family with Bane caught in the middle. Obviously the town just isn't big enough for the both of them...and when one more person is added to the mix the final showdown between Talia and the Gotham Compound is on.

Tom Eames is not having a good year what with the car accident, subsequent injuries, and the need to repeat his last term of high school so that he can graduate and get on with his life. And just when he didn't things could get much worse, Eames finds out that his new tutor is none other than Arthur Cobb, the boy he's been crushing on since they met.

When Teddy goes to take a look at a former Black family heirloom, he never expected it to be a painting. He certainly never expected said painting to be of Regulus Black, with the doomed teenage wizard actually smiling in the picture. Most of all though, he didn't expect to start having the strangest dreams, as he sees Regulus through the eyes of the painter.

An impromptu party for the teaching faculty of Hogwarts takes a very unexpected turn for two of its teachers when both men drink way too much and let their egos get the better of them later on. How Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy will handle things the day after...now that will be almost as interesting as what happened that night.

Modern Setting. Due to an epic breakup years ago, the only contact Thorin and Bilbo have with each other is a result of their four year old son Frodo. Or so they'd tell you if you asked. Then Bilbo makes the mistake of going on a date with this guy he met online, who turns out to be a crazy serial killer...and suddenly Thorin isn't looking so bad in comparison.

AU. Drama teacher Eames and Math teacher Arthur couldn't be more different, but the former is determined to break through the other man's shields and the latter is determined to put the sexy Brit in his place once and for all. Just who will win?

The closest Scorpius Malfoy had ever gotten to Albus Potter was to admire the Gryffindor from afar. Then an accident at Burgin and Burkes changes everything by linking the two in a way they could have never seen coming.

While suffering from his line's obsession with gold Thorin Oakenshield rashly makes an agreement with the Shire's Thain that results in him having to marry one of the hobbit's relatives. Needless to say he isn't pleased, but cunningly picks Bilbo Baggins to be his consort. For his part Bilbo decides to accept the proposal, though Thorin will be quite surprised to find out why.

Nineteen year old Bane is well on his way to becoming Gotham's latest menace when he is injured during a fight and helped by a police officer, one who strangely enough doesn't seem frightened of him or his mask. Intrigued and determined to understand Officer Blake, Bane has no idea what he's getting himself into. Neither does Blake.

A Potions Master's attempt to steal Snape's intelligence from the man's portrait backfires, and Snape ends up in control of the man's body. And if that's not bad enough, he's stuck living and working with Lily L. Potter too. Let the fireworks begin.

Everyone says that Arthur and Eames fight like cats and dogs, but what they don't know is that that's precisely what the two men are. And these genetically altered dream workers are about to find out just how compatible they actually are...if they don't kill each other first.

It's been four months since Alexei and Hugo broke up, and the Slytherin was sure he was on the road to getting over it right up until the point where he found out that Hugo had published a book about them. Uh oh.

Teddy Lupin is currently in possession of the weirdest cat he's ever met, and his best friend has also recently got one that's equally...unique and unusual. This is no coincidence though, because both cats are in fact former wizards with ulterior motives of their own, as well as trying to protect their idiot 'owners' from a new threat to Hogwarts' students.

When a demon from the future comes to the past to kill off his enemies, Sesshoumaru and Inu yasha, he brings with him a couple of his rivals' children who are ready to protect their parents..and insure their futures! InuyashaxKagome, SesshoumaruxSango

Desperate to escape the shadow of being the Chosen One's son Albus Potter thinks he might have found a way, but he'll need Scorpius Malfoy's help and a whole lot of luck keeping the Slytherin in line to do it. Also LW/RG

Arthur Blake of the United States and his long time rival Tom Eames of Great Britain are competing against each other in the Olympic debut of slopestyle freestyle skiing. let the Games begin. Yeah...I never realized that Valentine's Day takes place during the Olympics...so I had to.

Alexei Dolohov swore on his honor that if any member of his family dared to tell him what to do again he'd do something that would make them sorry. They should have taken him seriously, especially since he knows how Hugo Weasley can drive them crazy.

Slight AU. Detective Blake is in a relationship with a man he knows is shoulder deep in the criminal world and Bane knows his lover isn't a cop who can be turned or used to further his own goals. So what are they doing together?

Yusuf's experimenting leads Arthur and Eames to unknowingly share their real dreams during the Fischer job each night. Only these aren't their normal dreams as they imagine different worlds where they seem destined to meet and set off their usual sparks. From thieves to athletes, Ancient Rome to the future, it's anyone's guess what sort of dream they'll share each night.

Having crossed over to the afterlife together Frodo decides to play matchmaker and insists that he and his uncle must go on an adventure together. What do they seek? Why his uncle's long dead friends, particularly Thorin Oakenshield.

Things haven't been going well for Regulus Black since he died. His soul is trapped in a ring, forcing him to remain a prisioner of a homicidual ex. But things might be looking up for him now that the person wearing his ring is Teddy Lupin.

Scorpius Malfoy is not a nice potions teacher, and new teacher Albus Potter is recruited to ask the Slytherin to be nicer to their students.Turns out Scorpius is willing to behave in class if a certain Gryffindor is willing to misbehave afterwards.

Haymitch lost all his blood family decades ago thanks to the Capital. But sometimes new families can be made not of blood connection, but of love. A simple look at a day with Haymitch and his honorary family.

Having successfully completed the Fischer job Eames and Arthur leave the airport thinking they'll never see the other again. But fate intervenes in the form of a car accident, a telling photograph, and feelings long unspoken.

Slytherin Alexei Dolohov needs just ten galleons in order to buy a new broomstick for the Quidditch finals, and wouldn't you know it, Hugo Weasley happens to have just that amount. But the coins are not for free.

Sequel to 'Only You'. Al and Scorpius haven't been a couple in a while, but fate has put them together again and they must not only deal with their past together, but their turbulant present. Also Albus/Gellert and Domi/OC.

Angelina is woken up by Wood, who needs her to come to his place to look after George who's had a small potions accident. Always willing to help a friend she agrees, never seeing what was going to happen next.

Aurors Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy have been partners for years, and are considered the best in their chosen profession. But there's always been an internal war between them, one that's about to come to flashpoint. Also Louis/Rorake.

When George and Wood get into an argument about the talent of certain players Charlie suggests a Quidditch match between Weasleys and Wood's former teammates to shut them both up. And the losing captain has to kiss the winner's ass.

Twenty one year old James Sirius Potter never expected to go back in time to the seventh year of the Marauders. And he certainly never expected to fall in love there. But James doesn't belong, and the fate of Sirius Black has already been written.

Andromeda Black is anything but thrilled when she's forced to tutor Ted Tonks, a Muggleborn. The goofy, clumsy Hufflepuff isn't like anyone she's ever met, and he just might be teaching her a thing or two along the way.

No Malfoy has ever beaten a Potter. Scorpius Malfoy plans to change that however by using Al Potter's attraction to him as a weapon against the Potters. Only problem is Al has figured out the plan and he has some of his own. So who will corrupt who?

Albus Dumbledore is reborn and given a new life free of the past.But he isn't the only one to be reborn. Stuck as an exchange student at Durmstrang Albus is faced with the only man he's ever loved..who has no intention of losing Albus again.Also ASP/SM

Every year Ginny reminds James to give Neville their love, especially since his divorce. But what would happen if seventeen year old James took her words seriously and through unsigned love letters tried to win his Herbology teacher's heart?

There is a darkness behind Magnus's bright colors and grins. And the past has a way of sneaking up on everyone, especially in their dreams. Can Alec chase the nightmares away, reminding Magnus that he no longer has to face the night alone?

Ren never imagined that agreeing to give Kyoko a ride home would cause so many problems. Both get in major trouble when a talkshow host calls Kyoko on stage to explain her feelings for Ren and it only gets worse from there on in.

The night after the battle Alec comes to Magnus's room to finally show the warlock just how much he loves him. Unfortunately the fates are feeling more humorous than kind. This is going to be even harder than Alec originally thought.

Alec is kidnapped by a young, heartbroken warlock who decides to make Alec his own Dr. Phil instead of killing him. Meanwhile Magnus and co think Alec is in serious trouble and are out for the kidnapper's blood. Loads of misunderstandings ahead.

Al has always crushed on Scorpius, who he thinks would never want him. But Scorpius HAS always wanted a dog, which just so happens to be Al's Animagi form. Now if Al could just make Scorpius like him as a human too.

Four year old Scorpius Malfoy's favorite color is emerald green. He loves the color so much that he collects everything he can find in that color. And Scorpius has just met another little boy with the prettiest emerald green eyes ever!

Teddy never saw Victoire as more than family. Or he didn't until after his eighteenth birthday, when the wolf inside him started making its desires known for two days every month. And what it desires most is Victoire as its mate.

Gellert had never been interested in getting up close and personal with anyone. But then one night he sneaks into Albus's room to talk, and winds up thinking maybe it wouldn't hurt for Albus to teach him a thing or two.

When born enemies Albus and Scorpius piss off a Veela she curses them to a week in which their nightly dreams are connected, and in which, to their horror, they get to know each other in the most intimate of ways.

When Mizuki comes running to the sexy doctor to tell him that Akiha's mother is trying to sink her claws into Akiha, it's up to Umeda to decide whether to stay out of it or stand between them as Akiha's very annoyed champion.

Hatori's a cheerfully drunk. Momiji's ready to pass out.Kureno's quite intoxicated and Ayame's well on his way. It's a party of four that, with the help of liquor, are getting to know each other and truly understanding the men they call cousin.

Being stranded in a storm with Bulma would never have been Vegeta's idea of fun. Then body heat came into play and things went from cold to hot pretty quick. Now that the snow's cleared can these two keep the fire between them burning or will it go out?

When her father kicks her out of their division Nemu finds herself in the eight division, learning who she is as she helps Nanao with the paperwork and acts as her captain and vice captain's new nanny. Who is Nemu Kurotsuchi and who will she become?

Noir and Florian have been dancing around their attraction for each other since day one. Tired of the pretense, Florian decides it's time he steps up and makes the first move. And the second move. And a number of others as well.

Sequel of Rome and Paris. Quatre's being stalked by a violent female bent on having him and killing any woman who gets in her way. To protect him his assistant goes undercover as his lover to stay close. After all, it's all just pretend, right?

Umeda's sick and has a fight with Akiha over Ryoichi,the two parting ways. Later Umeda dreams that he is visited by Mizuki's daughter, come to help him fix his screwed up love life. Can showing him the future save him from his present?

There for each other Ryo and Rika are determined to be together despite street fights, the mob and psycho relations raising hell. With help from their friends they'll protect the DWorld and each other in the insane life of teenagers.

Reincarnations are everywhere as Kaiba and the others find themselves faced with a possible repeation of their grim past. When the High Priest former love, now the Digimon Queen Rika, returns to him, will Seto be able to keep her or lose her once more?

Captain Kyoraku is surprised when his very drunk vice captain wanders into their office late one night. Seeing a golden opportunity Shunsui has all sorts of questions for her, the answers coming as big surprises to him.

When Noir and Florian finally acknowledge their feelings everything changes. Only problem is, every time they try to get close something goes wrong. From food poisoning to monsters under the bed they just can't seem to get a break.

Gin knows that his relationship with Rangiku is about to come to an end as Aizen's plans are set in motion. All that's left for him to do is say good bye to the only person to ever love him. Rated for sexual content.

Spring has brought love, procreation urges and bad analogies as the crew try to explain to Madoka Shido's puzzling new behavior towards her. From twitterpation to Madoka being a cookie they're cooking up some interesting discussion at the Honky Tonk

So much stands between Inu yasha and Kagome but they're strong enough to overcome it thanks to a well and a little help from Sessohumaru? And in return, will Sesshoumaru learn something as well about love, life and chocolate?

Ouran is hosting a conference of all the high school student council members in the district, one of whom happens to be a friend of Haruhi's by the name of Yuki Sohma. Will Haruhi's other friends like him or are Yuki and Haruhi in for a basket of trouble

For his own sanity Sano won't let Mizuki sleep in his bed after she watches a terrifying horror movie with Nakatsu. But can he really stay out of her bed when he hears her whimpering in her sleep? I don't think so.

When everything goes wrong Matt leaves home to start his life over again with his childhood friend Rika, a fellow digimon tamer and someone who understands what it takes to face the darkness that lurks inside them both. JeriTak SoraTai (rest undecided)

BGC Tokyo 2040 There was chemistry between Mackey and Nene from the day they met, but it's never been acted upon. Now that the world is safe will the mechanic win the hacker of his dreams or will his past and their differences keep them apart?

Ai Shiomi had dedicated his life to creating a world that Mew could have been happy in. Now it's time for him to be laid to rest as he goes to join the one person he never stopped loving. MewxAi, contains spoilers for ending

Dealt blow after blow from the fates it doesn't look like Ban and Himiko can ever repair the damage and pain of their shared past. But when Himiko nearly kills herself in a fight against him what will Ban do? What wouldn't he do for another chance.

When Kurama decides to tell his parents he's a demon their response to his Mother, father, there's something I need to tell you. isn't what he expected. Then again, what they think he wants to tell them is pretty far off. So what did they think he meant

In times of peace a new enemy arrives but who to trust is unknown. Can Quatre trust the girl who haunts him and what side is Trowa on. Can the boys protect themselves and their loved ones in this battle where lives are at stake.

Noin's leaving Preventers for reasons no one would believe. A life she never told them about. Who are Rome and Paris? Will the Gundam family survive the shocks to come and what darkness lurks over her? 6x9, 1xR sequel is up