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Lindy Moone on "Same Sex Thread"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=64058#post-187248
Sun, 21 Jul 2013 05:36:47 +0000Lindy Moone187248@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Why... thank you?</p>
<p>FYI, calling a Turk one word for cucumber (hiyar) is grounds for a good thumping. But you never hear anyone using the other word for cucumber (salatalik) in that context. </p>
<p>I'm gonna try it and report back...
</p>Ironduke on "Same Sex Thread"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=64058#post-187240
Sat, 20 Jul 2013 22:50:25 +0000Ironduke187240@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Please take my fundamentally invasive groceries and enjoy them to the hilt, Lindy.
</p>Lindy Moone on "Same Sex Thread"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=64058#post-187199
Sat, 20 Jul 2013 14:07:30 +0000Lindy Moone187199@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Nope.</p>
<p>Clueless here.</p>
<p>That makes me Alice in Wonderland.</p>
<p>BTW, Ironduke, this is one of my favorite sequences of words lately:<br />
<blockquote>(really hoping that tickety-boo isn't a euphemism for fundamentally invasive groceries)</blockquote></p>
<p>I'm stealing it for my blog. You have 20 minutes to say 'no, the fundamentally invasive groceries are mine, all mine' -- starting... NOW!
</p>Sinnick on "Same Sex Thread"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=64058#post-187198
Sat, 20 Jul 2013 13:58:01 +0000Sinnick187198@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>You won't have heard of a phrase that includes the term "box of biscuits", then, Lindy ?
</p>Lindy Moone on "Same Sex Thread"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=64058#post-187189
Sat, 20 Jul 2013 12:40:54 +0000Lindy Moone187189@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>@beau-jolly: Hem de nasil! ('and how!') Heat fries the brain, first..</p>
<p>@sillybugger: Still don't understand a thing, but 'ah have always depended upon the kindness of strangers'. (And have had some lucky escapes from serial killers, perhaps.)</p>
<p>In other news, it seems I need to have my ellipses examined..<br />
They've started to stammer..</p>
<p>.. .. ..</p>
<p>(It was more fun -- for me -- to go on and on about that, instead of just going back to the first line and fixing it. Miss Prissy will have what's left of my head. And <em>still </em>I can't stop typing..)</p>
<p>Too late to back up my brain.
</p>sillybugger on "Same Sex Thread"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=64058#post-187186
Sat, 20 Jul 2013 11:29:35 +0000sillybugger187186@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>The sad thing is Lindy it explained the joke perfectly. Thanks
</p>beau-jolly on "Same Sex Thread"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=64058#post-187184
Sat, 20 Jul 2013 10:46:14 +0000beau-jolly187184@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Good morning Lindy! Heat getting to you?
</p>Lindy Moone on "Same Sex Thread"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=64058#post-187174
Sat, 20 Jul 2013 08:55:07 +0000Lindy Moone187174@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Sorry, sillybugger. I should have 'shown my work'. Let me 'splain the 'mental math' process involved:</p>
<p>1. The request had gone out for takers. But sometimes we takers (same sex or no) can take things the wrong way...</p>
<p>2. Like, some girlies think of 'thread' as meaning 'that skinny string we use to stitch things up'. (Our minds then wander to thongs, but try to get back to the right thread. Which is already the wrong thread.)</p>
<p>3. And if that thread we use to stitch things up with had a gender, that thread might be French. Cuz the French like making objects choose sides. Take vaginas, for instance. If I recall correctly -- and I'm not sayin' I do -- they chose to be male. (Penis envy, presumably. They want to be givers...)</p>
<p>4. If you think right about here it should start making sense in the context of this actual thread, go back to 1. Or back to bed.</p>
<p>Pretty sure we're all sorry you asked, now. My brain works (when it works) in mysterious ways. Obviously. Mental.
</p>sillybugger on "Same Sex Thread"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=64058#post-187126
Fri, 19 Jul 2013 20:45:33 +0000sillybugger187126@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Lindy, how is this gender specific?
</p>Lindy Moone on "Same Sex Thread"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=64058#post-187123
Fri, 19 Jul 2013 20:40:38 +0000Lindy Moone187123@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Didn't know thread could be gender specific. This is a French thing, right?
</p>sillybugger on "Same Sex Thread"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=64058#post-186655
Tue, 16 Jul 2013 22:39:35 +0000sillybugger186655@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I think it is, the cucumber is out of the bag now, I would say cat but the imagery is just not appropriate.
</p>Ironduke on "Same Sex Thread"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=64058#post-186652
Tue, 16 Jul 2013 22:33:32 +0000Ironduke186652@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Oh, all tickety-boo thanks for asking! </p>
<p>(really hoping that tickety-boo isn't a euphemism for fundamentally invasive groceries)
</p>sillybugger on "Same Sex Thread"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=64058#post-186638
Tue, 16 Jul 2013 21:54:31 +0000sillybugger186638@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Which just shows that your schoolboyhood was indeed rudimentary..no, details are just not appropriate here, but impressed that you got that far as a schoolboy matey. Hope things got better later on?
</p>Arthur on "Same Sex Thread"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=64058#post-186637
Tue, 16 Jul 2013 21:41:44 +0000Arthur186637@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>So long as you don't smoke, that's the main thing.
</p>Ironduke on "Same Sex Thread"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=64058#post-186636
Tue, 16 Jul 2013 21:40:08 +0000Ironduke186636@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>TO my rudimentary schoolboy understanding, sex requires at least one giver and at least one taker.
</p>sillybugger on "Same Sex Thread"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=64058#post-186612
Tue, 16 Jul 2013 20:36:09 +0000sillybugger186612@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>and yes, appreciate your effort here, hope there are some takers.
</p>sillybugger on "Same Sex Thread"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=64058#post-186610
Tue, 16 Jul 2013 20:34:42 +0000sillybugger186610@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Surely should be ..
</p>Arthur on "Same Sex Thread"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=64058#post-186608
Tue, 16 Jul 2013 20:33:59 +0000Arthur186608@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>.
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