Gay Gordon can now marry his partner in Scotland at last!

Scotland has decided to allow "Gay Gordon" to marry his male partner at last because the Scots have given their approval to gay marriages. This decision has deep reverberations for Scottish males who have always been regarded by the rest of the world as a bunch of red-headed, marauding, skirt-wearing sissies anyway.

The new legislation will release any kilt-wearing gay male from his inhibitions and they can now feel free to twirl their skirts and flash their knickers (hopefully they are wearing some!) at any passing Scottish hunk (are their any? Sean Connery maybe..) who just happens to like men dressed in tartan skirts!

As for "Gay Gordon" we all hope he will end up in married bliss with his new partner, adopt a couple of bairns and live happily ever after behind Hadrians Wall (was he gay too?).

Scottish hetero women, who feel slightly aggrieved that Scottish males are now legally allowed to come out and marry men, were last seen heading in droves southwards across the border in the hope that English men do not adopt this latest Scottish craze (Kilt-wearing that is!).

Braveheart will be turning in his Culloden grave after hearing this news!

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