pretty certain that the last dot point used to advertise flu shots for the elderly and under fives. Funny how the TGA says it wasn’t a bad batch but kids still went into convulsions. Can we please find an alternative medicine practicioner to blame it on!

“In the meantime, pandas occupy valuable zoo space while bringing little to the table. We’re not even allowed to name them. If we could give the pandas that China lends us names like Babcock or Slider, they might be ever-so-slightly more interesting. Instead we’re left wondering how to pronounce ‘Gao Gao.’”