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Friday, 19 September 2014

6 Business Lessons on Life Examples

I have came across those a couple of times and find them really interesting. My story retelling. Enjoy!

Lesson 1Husband walks into the shower just as his wife had just finished bathing. The doorbell rang. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. On the doorstep is their neighbor Bob. Just seeing her, Bob says, "I'll give you $ 800 if you drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman and stands naked in front of Bob. Bob hands her $ 800 and leaves. The woman wraps back the towel and goes back upstairs. "Who was it?" asks the husband. , "Bob" - she replies. "Well, - said the husband - he did not say anything about the $ 800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: share with shareholders information about credits, otherwise you may find yourself in an unpleasant situation.Lesson 2The priest offers to give a nun a lift. Once in the car, she puts a leg over the other, so that the thigh is seen. The priest nearly had an accident. He took the control over his car again and put his hand on her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he put his hand on her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?". The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went away. Arriving at the church, the priest opened Psalm 129 It said, "Go further and search and above you will find happiness." Moral of the story: If you don't know your job well, many opportunities for development will be passing by.Lesson 3A sales representative, a secretary and a manager went to lunch and found an antique oil lamp. They rubbed it and a Ginny comes out. He says: "I ​​will fulfill one wish for each of you." "I am the first, I am the first!" - Said the secretary. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, and not working." Pshsh! It disappears. "Now me, now me" - says sales representative. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Pshsh! He disappears. "Now it's your turn," - says Ginny the manager. "I want those two back in the office after lunch." Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. Lesson 4An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked, "Can I also sit like you sit and do nothing?" "Sure, why not" - he replied. Rabbit sat under a tree and rested. Suddenly there was a fox passing by and the fox grabbed the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high.

Lesson 5

Turkey said to the bull. "My dream is to climb to the top of the tree - she sighed - but I have so little power." "Why do not you nibble on some of my sh**t? - offered the bull - there are a lot of nutrients inside." The turkey did that, and it really gave it enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, eating more, she reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. There she was spotted by a farmer, who shot from a gun.

Moral of the story: Any manipulations involving sh**t can get you to the top, but will not keep you there.

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying southwards for the winter. It was so cold that it froze and fell on the ground in a large field. As she laid there, and a cow walked by and sh**ted on her. Lying in cow sh**t, the bird suddenly realized how warm it was. Cow sh**t brought her back to life! The bird suddenly felt so good that she sang to express their joy. A passing cat heard the song and decided to find out what was going on. Following the sound source, the cat found the bird, dug up and ate it.

Moral of the story: 1) Not everyone who sh**ts on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh**t, your friend. 3) when you are nice and warm, it is better to keep your mouth shut.