A couple in Kansas has been arrested after swiping some KY Jelly and then getting gropey and lewd with each other in front of the customers. "What are those to people doing, mommy?" They're, uh, wrestling with their butts, sweetie.

The couple, 35 year old Tina Gianakon and 22 year old Julian Call, were arrested on charges of theft and lewd and lascivious behavior. According to the police report, the two were "openly fondling each other" right there in the store. Right in front of the tiny little prices!