Katie Price spotted clubbing with George Linekar

Alex Reid, cage-fighting husband of Katie Price, aka Katie Reid, aka Jordan, is said to be furious at pictures released today of his wife, looking decidedly worse for wear, leaving the popular night-spot Mahiki arm in arm with teenager George Linekar.

George, the 'bug-eyed' 18 year-old son of footballer-turned-presenter Gary Linekar, has been romantically linked with a number of extremely attractive young women. Unfortunately George's most recent girl-friend, Big Brother 10 winner Sophie Reade, unceremoniously dumped George recently, blaming his excessive partying, drinking and general immaturity.

So, it would appear that George and Jordan have a lot in common and might make the perfect couple. Jordan certainly has form with the younger man. At the age of 25, she famously seduced Gareth Gates when he was a mere 17 and a stuttering virgin.

It would now appear that she has her sights set on party animal and ET lookalike George Linekar, unless husband Reid has anything to do with it.

Funny archive

About

Social

All items on this website are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof. Please see our terms and conditions and disclaimer.

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.