Good times without Mo (Sept. 18, 2008)

My man Mo Twister was still in Hong Kong so it was Good times without Mo for the second straight day…

Still, I appreciate the efforts of Mojo and Grace Lee to keep the show as entertaining as possible… I know that they receive a lot of flak from the texters that the show sucks whenever Mo’s not around but from what I heard the past two days, they’re getting better at carrying the show whenever Mr. Twister isn’t around…

Admittedly, there are some stretches of the show wherein it does get quite droll but overall it has gotten better… Perhaps a little more preparation and research is all that’s needed on the part of Mojo and Grace to bring the show to a higher level…

Anyway, on to the show’s highlights…

Liposuction and Reductil

In a seeming continuation of the previous day’s discussions about Mojo threatening to blow up to elephantine proportions, there was quite an extensive discussion on the merits of liposuction and other weight reducing options like the slimming pill “Reductil”…

A number of callers chimed in with their prescriptions for weight loss including Chinese medications and Bangkok pills… Quite dangerous if you ask me… I’ve never seen Mojo in person but from what I’ve seen he’s really not even borderline obese… Although Mo loves to mess with him and we fans just lap it up, hehe…

Snatching

A caller who went to visit the station yesterday (For Top 5 at 5), had his necklace snatched along the same elevated walkway where a technician of one of Magic 89.9’s sister stations got killed last year…

Poor guy, one of the bystanders who happened to witness the incident even laughed at him… tsk tsk…

Maybe we’ve become too inured to crime that we just take it all in stride… 😦

Of course, the police was basically useless in situations like these… Another thing we take in stride… 😦

Lucifer calling

A caller who I think was trying to enliven the show called up and introduced himself as Lucifer or Lucio for short, hehe… Funny thing, he was trying to be funny but his parody of a demonic showbiz reporter wasn’t that funny… I think he was trying to channel Mo’s favorite showbiz reporter, Cristy F*ck*n Fermin…

His joke’s punchline depended on a word which both Mojo and Grace couldn’t understand… Sulsultant? The joke just went over Mojo and Grace’s head…

The only thing funny about the caller was his accent (which he claimed was Italian)… Mojo’s take on his accent? Count Dracula with a Visayan accent (think Annabelle Rama)… 🙂

Edward Cullen and Twilight

Speaking of vampires, Grace is currently obsessed with reading the Twilight series which we wrote about in a previous blog… Edward Cullen, the hero of the series is her dream boyfriend, hehe…

Mojo piped in that the good thing about having a vampire boyfriend for Grace is that she’ll get to stay out of the sun… another Grace Lee obsession… 🙂

Made up words

Mojo came up with words which he made up and I quote:

NEGA – defined as feeling negative about a certain situation… Example: Hay, the texters are all so nasty, I’m feeling NEGA na… 🙂

BELOFY – defined as enhancing or improving a person’s appearance through the cosmetic magic of Dr. Vicky Belo… Example: My tummy is so fat na from eating all that steak, I need to BELOFY my tummy na…

See? The show wasn’t that bad, right? At least you learned two new words, eh?

is reductil available at any drug stores? is really effective, no side effects? coz, i’m gonna recommend it to my officemates, who wanted to get slim..hehe.. and yah i miss mo..by the way, may i know ur name pala, ur the one responsible for this site..i just wanna congratulate u for a job well done being #76 worldwide..(applaude!!!!)

I’d love to hear/read Grace’s book review on the Twilight series. Here’s another good thing on having a vampire boyfriend: Vampires don’t sleep and they’ve got the stamina for a whole-night marathon. Haha. And did I mention that Edward (Cullen) is kinda kinky too? In a very sweet way. 🙂

Finished reading, Benj? Last time I read you have digital copies of the books. How do you find the story so far?

Yeah, stamina is very important for an all-nighter… Although I can’t claim to have vampire-like virility, I can hold my own, hehe… Hmmm, I don’t think I’ve gotten to the kinky part yet… But fear not, I’ll get there…

I swept through the first book, Twilight, in record time but admittedly, I’ve read the 2nd book on and off the past weeks… I cheated though and read the synopsis of all 4 books in Wikipedia, hehe…

“is reductil available at any drug stores? is really effective, no side effects? coz, i’m gonna recommend it to my officemates, who wanted to get slim..hehe.. and yah i miss mo..by the way, may i know ur name pala, ur the one responsible for this site..i just wanna congratulate u for a job well done being #76 worldwide..(applaude!!!!)”

Hi thine,

I believe it’s available in Mercury and Watson’s… I would suggest though that your friend consult a doctor first before embarking on any weight loss program…

In my opinion. book 2, New Moon, sucked. Really. It got Edward out of the picture for a bit which I know Grace won’t like. And I made my own WordPress account since Blogger won’t let me access my old blog. Finally. Commenting made easy.

I’m reading it now and it just doesn’t quite have the narrative pace of the 1st book… Maybe that’s the reason why I’m reading it on and off… I’m normally a very fast reader but I haven’t gotten quite hooked with New Moon…

Yup, WordPress is cool… It has some restrictions though which Blogger doesn’t have but it works well…

the topic i liked for today’s is the Krispy Kreme. Mojo and I have same initial thoughts when Grace Lee suggested a “Grace Lee Doughnut”… what’s more hilarious is that Grace Lee did not get what Mojo says at first…