Amy Wino & More

winehouse’s chopper

No small irony that Amy Winehouse should end up in rehab. But she went of her own accord. And now she has left in a helicopter. “Amy quits rehabs,” says the headline. And readers note that the singer remained in The Causeway rest home for 48 hours. Anorak has no idea how long it takes for a celebrity addict to exorcise their demons. This may be long enough.

So Winehouse has done rehab, something she said her daddy would never make her do. But now, as TheSun says, father Mitch is considering having his bundle of wirehair sectioned. He is said to have talked over seeking a restraining order against Amy’s husband Blake. But here is Winehouse traveling by helicopter to Camden Town, London. She’s going for a drink with her in-laws. Amy and Blake are off to another pub. They’re having a drink. For therapeutic reasons…

the paul mccartney eye pod

Reports are that the London Eye is to be renamed the McCartney Eye, in honour of celebrity divorcee Paul McCartney. Sir Paul is completing The McCartney Years, a DVD tribute to the man’s work with frogs, Michael Jackson and Linda. As an insider says, “The artwork for the DVD cover is a stylised close-up of Sir Paul’s eye — and that got the team thinking” (Brainstorming, surely?). "It occurred to them that the other most famous eye in the world was, of course, the London Eye, and they immediately tried to work together.” The Madeleine McCann campaign may well disagree. But plans are afoot to rename a London landmark after a, er, Liverpudlian hero.

cheeky implants

Godspeed the Cheeky Girls. As TheSun reports, the fright-show twins are jetting back to their native Romania. But Gabriela and Monica are not returning home to open a language school — “I touch my bum, you touch my bum," we toucharamus our bums etc. — but to be remodeled.

The twins say that the £12,000 boob jobs they had in London left them with different size lumpy breasts. In hindsight, getting one pair each would have been best.