• Get Your Defective Laptop Replaced By Sending Well-Written Emails To Steve Jobs“We have, on occasion, heard tales of people emailing Steve Jobs and magically, as if carried on the wings of angels, a new laptop appears at their door, along with 12 lbs of really good salami, a bubblegum machine, and one of those rare Star Wars posters that everyone wants. Apparently, there is a little bit of truth to the legend. Don’t worry vegans, there’s no salami.”

• How To Get Into A Baseball Game“…single seats are the bane of a team’s existence – no one wants them….individual seats can remain available for a long time and be in really go locations.”

• Cool Whip Is Lube“Polysorbates are made by polymerizing ethylene oxide (a precursor to antifreeze) with a sugar alcohol derivative. The result can be a detergent, an emulsifier, or, in the case of polysorbate 60, a major ingredient in some sexual lubricants.”

• Top Geek Squad Stories To Date“…an elderly couple who trusted the Geek Squad to repair their computer, only to get a call from a good Samaritan who bought their hard drive at a flea market.”