If you were on the election trail the last few weeks, perhaps you checked out some of those sweet Ted Cruz merch stands. The "#2 Amendment" assault-rifle foam finger and the "I Support a Woman's Right to Cruz" shirt were flying off the shelves. Maybe, if you were lucky, you even purchased one of those items from the wise-cracking dog working the stand. But if you weren't in Iowa or New Hampshire this month, and be thankful you weren't, then you can now watch Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's full election special. And let's face it: this election sucks. Thank the gods for this cigar-smoking dog asking a little old woman if she got kicked out of a rally for being a danger to Rand Paul.