Gather ’round, kittens. It’s time for us once again to sigh and puzzle over Miss Amy’s underwhelming style choices. Did we sort of stack the deck with that opening? Sorry. It’s just that we know what’s coming.

“Nocturnal Animals” actress Amy Adams attends a pre-BAFTA party at Annabel’s in London, England in Chanel.

Church clothes. Pretty enough, but a total yawn. And another example of “If you’re granted free Chanel, why on earth would you choose this?”

It’s fine. It’s pretty. It’s just boring. Then again, given what she wore to the main event, maybe she should stick to boring more often.

“Nocturnal Animals” actress Amy Adams attends the 2017 EE British Academy Film Awards at Royal Albert Hall in London, England in Tom Ford.

BECAUSE THAT SAGGY ASS IS A DEALBREAKER.

We can’t EVEN with that. We’ll grant that there are nice parts to this dress, like the back bow and the sheer part, but the shape and the way the bustline cuts into her should’ve been reason enough to politely decline Tom Ford’s invitation and/or to slap him and demand to know what the hell he was thinking.

Great color, though. Don’t love the hair, but the earrings almost make up for the rest of it.