we hook up the hourglass directly to the hot shower drain so we don't have to take any extra time or energy to heat up fresh water - it's amazing! the largest lab in the world certified it as the best cup in the world, no acid whatsoever, maybe trace elements of LSD, but, um,

Some winners from the Gizmodo comments:"We took one look at the electricity-free Hourglass Coffee Maker" That claim is pointless. Why don't they just claim they have a waterless toilet. All you need to do is slit your wrist and bleed into it and flush with that instead.

You could even use FIREWOOD to make coffee in much less time.

If I have to wait 12 effing hours for coffee, someone is going to die. Who is the masochist that created this thing and thought that it was a good idea.

On the plus side, it's cheaper than a Cafe Solo... and you get SIX parts!