The Dow is woefully underpopulated with technology companies, Sacconaghi argues, and IBM and Microsoft were added during a time when the PC market was far less mature than the smartphone market is now. But if Apple was to join the DJIA, the price of the stock would have to come down from the current $607 that it's trading at as of this morning. The Dow is a price-based index with few stocks selling more than $100 a share.

The New York Times's DealBook blog is also considering Apple's fiscal future, pointing out a few possible big-game acquisition targets for the company's ample cash hoard. Writer Andrew Ross Sorkin saves the serious caveats for the end of the post (much of Apple's cash is overseas and cannot be repatriated without a tax hit, for example) after he speculates on some truly blue-sky options for Apple's shopping list. Twitter and Path? Nuance? Sprint? Research In Motion?!?