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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Did You Guess?

So did anybody figure out what Tammy Tasteless here dressed her kids as on Halloween?

Still don't know? For full disclosure and tips on how to excel at rapid weight gain, visit Chicago Parent!

And yes, I'm going to be cheating most Wednesdays because I just don't have it in me to write two full blog posts on a single day. It's not like I'm Tori Spelling or a Kardashian. I need my sleep. All these Kit Kats are killing me.

So be sure to visit Chicago Parent for my really cool blog on what a fat ninny I am!

My first thought was "Why is Matthew Broderick holding an apple?" plus I had seen momentary glimpses of a teleBision show that had eXtremely bright red perfect apples, no, rather IMperfect, because they were poisoned, something called 'Once Upon A Time".

I Think They've Been Drinking

Tell Me You Like Me (or buy me a drink)

About Me

Once upon a time, I was a single gal, living in Lincoln Park, and judging all the women pushing around double strollers with Cheerios in their hair. I now have 3 sons, no paying job, and boogars wiped on every article of clothing I own.

Mah Book

So This Twitter Thing?

I Would First Like to Thank the Academy....

About Me

Once upon a time, I was a single gal, living in Lincoln Park, and judging all the women pushing around double strollers with Cheerios in their hair. I now have 3 sons, no paying job, and boogars wiped on every article of clothing I own. Help me.
Or email me at mostlymarianne@gmail.com.