Kelly Brook Now 80% Flamingo, Just Needs Beak

Ages ago we were banging on about Kelly Brook's habit of posing with one leg in the air, comme un flamant rose in the language of fashion ("Like a flamingo" for everyone else). Well, she seems to have gone a step further in the transformation with the help of a sequinned dress.

If you're after some factual information rather than bird-centric musings, Kelly was wearing a pink dress and attending EastEnders actress Preeya Kalidas's birthday party at Apres nightclub in London.

But seriously, she just needs a beak and she'll be a fully qualified wading bird.