Roy Tordes returns Neo-Matrix like from his fall, gets out a 10 disk copy of MI2 for the Amiga and throws the disks almost ninja like at Das Mole, making the poor fellows head look like a slightly abstract version of Pinhead from Hellraiser, before turning (in slow motion) and walking towards the door, getting the girl, saving the day and leaving Das Mole out for 3 1/2 posts!

Roy picks the potato out of his ears and picks up his full length leather coat and shades from the coatstand. After dressing himself appropriatley (trying hard to get that Matrix style cool - but probably looking a lot more like Ben Stiller in Zoolander) Roy turns himself into a human cyclone, knocking out Captain Andy with the first blow and working his way around the room until everyone else has been obliterated.

In a show of total disrespect, Roy dances around Das Moles comatised body, before tripping on the coat and head butting the poor infortunate guy....oops

Hey, you can't just walk out from a bar fight!
*madmonkeygal sprints after SamNMax, grabs him by the collar and drags him back to the bar, where she proceeds to repeatedly slap him accross the face for trying to escape and eventually knocks him out for two posts*

"hm, I REALLY should be doing revision - oh well, Monkey Island's much more fun!"

Roy, realising that behind all that Manly talk, Captain Andy is all woman, proceeds to chat her up (badly), before losing his cool, realising he doesn't have a chance, and taking out his frustrations on everyone else in the room with a soup ladel and some golf balls, putting them all out for three posts each!!!!

Anyway, I'm not putting you out for any posts because I feel generous and *looks around at comatose people* because you knocked everyone out in the last post. So I guess you can spar with my boyfriend 'til they come around.

Roy gets up from feigning injury after being hit on the back of the head , looks around for Andy's strong, courageous boyfriend, but can only find a scrawny kid with baggy trousers. Roy ticks him off for his unfriendly behaviour before making him a packed lunch and running him along to school.

Roy compromises his principles by putting Andy into the 'Tordes Death Lock' (what?!?) and puts her to sleep for three posts. Since her boyfriend is now in woodwork class with Mr Outred, and everyone else was knocked two posts ago, that means Roy is the winner.

I was emphasizing the lack of poison in the pizza because of its distinct presence in the ice cream cone I gave Das a while back. That's all. I'm not a criminal, you know......*here Roy looks disbelieving* Oh, fine. Hmph.

*stands up and goes because noone wants to give him what he needs.. some real cruel hits against his nose combined with some razorsharp insults, followed by some hard and definite sticked two fingers in his eyes.*

*struggles about his own feets, smashed against the ground and keeps sticked to the ground with his foreteeth*

Roy reckons Ray is asking for trouble so uses his extra long tweezers to remove Das Moles 'Khaki Shorts' (dont ask!), before rolling them up and repeatedly slapping ray about the head with them until he passes out unconcious.

*pHILBRUSH grabs cloth, stuffs it in a bottle of whiskey, then tries to light it, but the gas from the lighter ran out so just whacks RoyTordesLegend on the head with a chair, putting him out for 2 posts(tho a molotov cocktail wudda been cool)*