A Brief Intermission for the Worst Hurricane in Recorded History…

Hi there! Thank you for popping by! I’m taking a brief break from enchanting you with my witticisms and brilliancy to buy powdered milk, too much baby formula, an over abundance of Ramen, and any available bottled water in preparation for Hurricane Irma. I’m also cleaning my house, as if/when we lose power, we’ll be wallowing in our own filth until it’s restored. Might as well attempt to start with sparkling, as we may end up on sweaty, humid, and uncomfortable.

Stay safe, sweet Floridians. And, please, pray for the people in the Caribbean and south Florida. It ain’t gonna be purty.