What goes up does not necessarily come back down without medical intervention, as these horny rascals discovered when they sent an array of objects inside their anuses before promptly needing help.

1) A key

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Well at least you would definitely remember where you had left them…hopefully.

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2) A mobile phone

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I wonder if they visited the hospital to remove this or because they needed help setting it to vibrate?

3) A toy car

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If you are familiar with Jackass the movie this one probably won’t shock you too much, but still a worthy inclusion.
4) A dildo and the tongs used to retrieve it

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Now this at least takes very little explanation.

5) A gun

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As if there wasn’t an element of danger enough about a foreign object entering your rectum. Why not spice it up by using a firearm?

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6) A live artillery shell

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A gun not sexy enough? Then you should probably upgrade to heavy duty weaponry. The classic design of this live shell makes it almost purpose built. But as with most ammunition, it wasn’t made to be retrieved.

7) Buzz Lightyear action figure

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Doctor: How did this happen?

Patient: The toys come to life when we’re not looking.

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I’m sure there are vast numbers of other obscure items removed from where they ought not be in the medical records of many an emergency room, but number six is something special.

And yet it still pales into insignificance when you consider how doctors must have responded to this sight before them.