1. Lick your wrists: Monkeys lick their wrists when they're hot. It works for humans too. Of course you COULD just run them under some cold water for 10 seconds, but isn't licking them more entertaining?

2. Get the hot salsa: Spicy foods actually cool you down.

3. Keep your lotion in the fridge: Whe you put it on, it will keep you cold for a while.

4. Turn off the TV: Modern TVs generate a ton of heat. So when you're not watching, just turn it off.

5. Put your mattress on the floor: Since heat rises, the closer you get to the floor, the better it will feel. You should also put your fans on the floor and angle them upward.