Hanks Can Even Make A Commercial Enjoyable, Deserves Oscar For Dealing With Leslie Jones For Five Minutes

Eric Italiano

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No matter what political party you align yourself with, or what NFL team you root for, or whether you call it soda or pop, all Americans can agree on one thing, and that is that Tom Hanks is a goddamn national treasure. Dude has been schooling Hollywood for almost three decades now and actors still haven’t even caught up. The only actor today who can even come close enough to SNIFFING Hanks’ greatness is Leo, and even then he’s about a galaxy away from Hanks’ level.

And, honestly, I don’t think Hanks has ever deserved an award more than having to film these promos with Leslie Jones. Her constant yelling is so goddamn annoying, Hanks deserves an Oscar just for being able to sit there.