No profile on Thefacebook is complete without friends, especially for someone as important to the Cornell community as Jeffrey Lehman. In the following weeks I shall send friend requests to various students. I do not intend to become a friend with everyone, but this experiment must start somewhere. I have no idea what will happen in the long run. We’ll see.

Thefacebook is a place where people of all walks of life come together, where anyone can be a star. Today I joined as well. I will coexist alongside Paris Hilton, Donald Trump, Dirk Nowitzki, and Lil Jon. My name is Jeffrey Lehman and this is the story of my life on Thefacebook.