The Bus
People who put their makeup on in the bus
People who carry those coffee flask bollocks
People who get up before the bus stops
People who put their bags on the seats when its busy
People who put their feet on the seat
People who sprint to their cars at the park and ride when the bus stops so they get out before you
The fat fuck who sits across from me on the bus and sprawls across two seats
Not having the right change for the bus and having to put too much in without getting change back
People with shit headphones that are too loud
People coughing on the bus
Folk who whip out Ipads on the bus
The dickhead who dresses like a farmer but works in the city on my bus