Average guy gets used as a table while girl plays with her feet

This guy…You think when you live with your parents, have no job, no girlfriend, no money and no friends to speak of, that you have reached rock bottom. But becoming someone’s full time footrest in his living room, you reached new dimensions of deep, low sadness. All you are good for is letting her rest her feet on you 24/7, all year long. But don’t worry, she enjoys her new furniture pretty much, playing with her dirty feet while you lay there. Maybe if you can keep steady, she won’t replace you with a cheap coffee table from IKEA. Do you think you’re better than a REGISSÖR? Are you bored? She doesn’t care, a coffee table has no feelings, and keeps quiet while a girl plays with her little scruffy feet. If you keep being a good table, some time soon you may become her bed. But don’t get your hopes up!