Intelligence insults to bring them back down to earth.

Insulting ones intelligence may be funny but it's serious business. You must think you're the smartest person around huh? If you want to call people stupid, go right ahead, but get ready to get your butt whooped!

The Best Intelligence Insults

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.

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If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.

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It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

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If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.

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If brain cells had value, you'd be broke.

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Of course I'll give you a hand, right across the mouth.

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I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

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You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.