Something cute that actually happened while I was babysitting just HAS to be posted!
As the 12 year old boy finished getting ready for bed I asked him if he wanted help saying his prayers. He declared his independence and knelt beside his bed. He began The Lord's Prayer:
"Our Father who is in Heaven, Hallowed be Thy Name. Thy Kingdom come, Thy Will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread..." Then after short pause he says: "And please don't forget the peanut butter and jelly!"

(What makes this so cute is I've heard about kids who said this, but never actually thought it was true until I heard it myself!)

If God is my Pilot and fully in control of the flight, I guess that makes me a Steward on the plane. How may I serve you?

Something cute that actually happened while I was babysitting just HAS to be posted!
As the 12 year old boy finished getting ready for bed I asked him if he wanted help saying his prayers. He declared his independence and knelt beside his bed. He began The Lord's Prayer:
"Our Father who is in Heaven, Hallowed be Thy Name. Thy Kingdom come, Thy Will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread..." Then after short pause he says: "And please don't forget the peanut butter and jelly!"

(What makes this so cute is I've heard about kids who said this, but never actually thought it was true until I heard it myself!)

As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.

"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie." "Whose clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life." "Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked. "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.

"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie." "Whose clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life." "Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked. "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."