President, the Democrats, and Smelly Pete, The

Synopsis

Plot

The fairy tale intro would have us believe that once upon a time, a president, a bunch of Democrats and a man named Smelly Pete lived in a large white house. Every day, the president would go out to find food while the Democrats would gather fuel for the fire and Smelly Pete would cook. In actual fact, only the first part happens in the game.

You play the part of the president, a fellow named George W Bush. (Remember him?) You start in the woods in an apparent one-room maze. Your mission is to get back to the white house and attend to the 'affairs' of state in a mish-mash of sexual innuendo and political incorrectness.