Mugholders must be wary of those who may secretly covet the mug. Goading and rubbing in the fact that we are an elite breed is mandatory, to draw out the poison, to provoke the saboteur, the would be assassin, the defector and the quisling into the light where he (or she) shall be stunned like a rabbit in the headlights that is our collective gaze and thus be smited like a copperhead ought to be, with spite and expedited execution through further humiliation.

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10 Aug 2006, 11:12

Ruby Juice

bigger softer russier!

Joined: 27 Sep 2003, 10:51Posts: 7083

I think Evilmugman gets the 1st commandment there.

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I'm not chinese, but I can't read most of this thread!

10 Aug 2006, 11:14

Ruby Juice

bigger softer russier!

Joined: 27 Sep 2003, 10:51Posts: 7083

I need to think of a wordy and proffesional way to say that :

The mug has chosen you as it's owner, and it is NEVER okay to give permission for another person for another unworthy person to use or borrow said mug, any use without permission will lead to punishment.

The commandments need to start with the mug, so mine cannot be first. Also had to put an r in through.

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10 Aug 2006, 11:27

Ruby Juice

bigger softer russier!

Joined: 27 Sep 2003, 10:51Posts: 7083

Good call, I must have lost my head
The first one must be agreed upon by all Mugholders, speaking on the behaf of their mugs,
and tell the world what the mug and mugholdership really means.
I would have said ownership, but we do not own these mugs.
They own us.

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I'm not chinese, but I can't read most of this thread!

10 Aug 2006, 11:42

Dress Barn

cute as a crackbaby

Joined: 29 Sep 2003, 18:38Posts: 11944

Oooooooooooooo here's a good one and it really goes to new people coming in because everybody here has their act together.

No embarasing us out there. if your mug posts start doing a billion times unfunny pi shit we all make a decission to see if you get booted. I think that's the only way you could get expelled.