The advantage of socialist butt sex is, it's universal, fair, and free. Capitalist butt sex is for airport bathrooms and/or your parents have to give monetary gifts up to the tax-free limit to your hooker's kids. You can also have socialist butt sex off of the Appalachian Trail.

I wouldn't bring this up except that Craig never resigned, and Ensign and Sanford are still receiving salaries from the taxpayer. But we can't have the President telling kids to stay in school because he's indoctrinating them?