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Jessie Morales is a cheerful, but scatterbrained girl, who is a Christian, but can be swayed with romantic-themed media and superstition. She used to have a big crush on Jimmy Barclay, until she broke up with him for Eugene. She enjoys watching at least one soap opera and will work very hard to watch it every day. Despite Jessie's apparent being scatterbrained, she's actually rather sophisticated for her age. She has a large vocabulary which helps her with her up-and-coming writing skills. She once went to the Lost and Found at school to look for her innocence and she also hired Harlow Doyle to help her find her lost faith.

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Jessie Morales: There's a flea on the fly on the hair on the wart on the frog on the knot on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea, there's a flea on the fly on the hair on the wart on the frog on the knot on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea. There's a hole! There's a hole. There's a hole in the bottom of the seaaa. There's aaaaa hole in the bottom of the sea, there's a hole in the bottom of the s-Robyn Jacobs: ENOUGH with the hole in the bottom of the sea!!

Eugene Meltsner: I believe enough substantial research has been done to determine that there is indeed a relationship between sensory stimulation and memory enhancement.Jessie Morales: I love it when you talk like that, Eugene... I don't know what you're saying, but it gives me chills.

Jessie Morales: But you'll get bad luck if you don't, Robyn. I had a great Aunt once who had nothing but bad luck.Robyn Jacobs: What happened to her?Jessie Morales: Once she got her purse stolen after a hurricane went through her neighborhood, and her house caught fire from a short circuit in a gift electric blanket for her water bed.Robyn Jacobs: Really? All that happened to her at the same time?Jessie Morales: Yeah. Well, over six years.

Robyn Jacobs: Boswell! Boswell, you promised you wouldn't get up there! Get away from that food! BOSWELL! Oh no!Jessie Morales: You're right, Robyn! That is ONE BIG CAT!Robyn Jacobs: Thanks a lot, Jessie! Kitty-Crunchy's all over the floor. Another mess to clean.Jessie Morales: Why don't you just put Boswell down and just eat it up? ...Okay, bad suggestion. But, Robyn, that is one big cat.Robyn Jacobs: I KNOW, Jessie! Look, there has got to be a broom around here somewhere. See if you can find it.Jessie Morales: Okay.

Jimmy Barclay: Dad's going on a trip, and he wants to take me with him.Donna Barclay: Oh, no!Jessie Morales: <in flashback> He came home, picked up her little brother, and split.Donna Barclay: Just like Wendy.Jimmy Barclay: Donna?Donna Barclay: Huh?Jimmy Barclay: You okay? You look the way people look on TV when they're remembering what someone said in an earlier scene.