What's not to love, if you believe government can do no right and corporate America can do no wrong? Some lines from the editorial that likely left many an Orange County Register Editorial Board seat wet:

He focused on fiscal
conservatism, encouraging private sector competition and reverence for
the 10th Amendment to the Constitution, which he recited verbatim from
memory.

[H]e said tax policies ought to be “as light on businesses
as possible and still keep necessary services” for those who need them.

The “regulatory environment must be fair and predictable.”

There should be a legal system that does not allow
frivolous lawsuits.

“Mr. Perry was articulate, and his remarks seemed natural and
extemporaneous,” concluded the editorial. “. . . Republicans still in search of a standout candidate might find it in
Rick Perry. Given the way he talked in Newport Beach, we would be
surprised if he did not soon announce his candidacy. He looks poised to
run.”

You go, girl! After all, it's not like the Register has ever steered us toward a Republican Texas governor who went on to screw everything up in the White House.

Proving that not all campaign cash comes from one Southern California basket, Perry is scheduled first to meet with Rolex- and diamond-bracelet shakers in Beverly Hills.

After the private meeting somewhere in Newport Beach, Perry heads up the middle of the state (which should remind him of the nicer parts of Texas) to Sacramento.

Fueling much of that will-he-or-won't-he talk: Today marks Perry's second visit to the Golden State in two weeks.

Hell, Schwarzenegger didn't even spend that much time here.

A Perry spokesman denied to the Associated Press that the governor is here on behalf of a 2012 presidential run, maintaining that the visit is associated with official Texas business. But it sounds like Shawn Steel, a Republican National Committee
member and Palos Verdes attorney, would have liked to have measured the spokesman's nose while the denials were aired.

“I sense that he is beyond considering running for president. He is
now planning to run for president,” Steel is reported to have said, adding the Texas governor's California swing “has everything to do with 2012.”

Steel will get to ask the man of the hour himself, as he plans to attend the Newport Beach gathering.

By the way, announced GOP candidates Romney, Tim Pawlenty, Newt
Gingrich and Jon
Huntsman have already come to Orange County for their own private meet-and-greets–presumably with hats in glad hands.

Matt Coker has been engaging, enraging and entertaining readers of newspapers, magazines and websites for decades. He spent the first 13 years of his career in journalism at daily newspapers before “graduating” to OC Weekly in 1995 as the paper’s first calendar editor. He went on to be managing editor, executive editor and is now senior staff writer.