Bad pickup lines

General idea is a series of short lines with a couple of guys trawling bars using a variety of bad pickup lines, similar in style to 'trigger happy TV'.Possibly we could then present a histogram of success rate based on badness of the pickup line, and a quick tally of slaps.Probably the whole thing would have to be staged or we'll ruin too many lives.

Did you just fall from heaven? Because if you did, that would explain how your face got like that.

Do you want to come back to my place and watch 'the Lion King'?

You're so incredible you just had an integer overflow.

Purple monkey dishwasher.

PEOPLE ADD LINES THEY THINK ARE TERRIBLE. I REALLY DON'T HAVE THAT MANY.