Las Vegas Lights FC owner Brett Lashbrook, on Tuesday, Nov. 14, 2017. The new team, part of the United Soccer League, is slated to play at Cashman Field in 2018. Chase Stevens Las Vegas Review-Journal @csstevensphoto

Las Vegas Lights FC owner Brett Lashbrook introduces Jose Luis Sanchez Sola, also known as as Chelis, as the team's first coach at Inspire Theater in downtown Las Vegas on Tuesday, Nov. 14, 2017. The new team, part of the United Soccer League, is slated to play at Cashman Field in 2018. Chase Stevens Las Vegas Review-Journal @csstevensphoto

Las Vegas Lights FC owner Brett Lashbrook, on Tuesday, Nov. 14, 2017. The new team, part of the United Soccer League, is slated to play at Cashman Field in 2018. Chase Stevens Las Vegas Review-Journal @csstevensphoto

“I am selling roughly 3.5 percent ownership of a midsized professional sports league that has been in existence for seven years,” it says in the listing.

The accompanying photo shows silhouettes of fans cheering in a soccer stadium.

The United Soccer League, which many have called a midsized professional sports league, was formed in 2011 — seven years ago.

So inquiring minds, and those who scan Craigslist for spare parts, jumped to the conclusion that perhaps it was a small part of a midsized Las Vegas pro sports franchise and not an entire league that was for sale.

Brett Lashbrook, the Lights FC owner who admits to losing a lot of capital on start-up and ballpark conversion costs, said he understands why people might think he’s seeking a business partner.

He also said it’s not true.

“The fact it’s a soccer stadium in the picture makes it look like us,” Lashbrook wrote in a text message after seeing the listing. “But I promise you 1,000 percent it has nothing at all to do with Lights FC. Zero connection at all, directly or indirectly.”

Acquiring minority ownership of a pro sports league for $200,000 via the online classifieds might seem a good deal. But it’s nowhere near as screamin’ as the guy at Nellis and Carey who was advertising high-pressure garden hoses for a buck apiece.

Son of beach volleyball

It’s 290 miles from Las Vegas to Redondo Beach in California and 2,531 miles from Las Vegas to Miami Beach in Florida and a lot of miles from Las Vegas to a lot of other beaches.

It won’t preclude beach volleyball from returning to town next month.

Kerri Walsh Jennings, the sport’s biggest name and greatest player who is married to Clark High School graduate Casey Jennings, has split from the AVP Tour and is bringing an Olympic-style beach volleyball event to Las Vegas Festival Grounds from Oct. 17 to 21. Players in the Las Vegas Open will accrue qualifying points for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics.

A beach court will be built from 3,600 pounds of imported beach volleyball sand, and it is expected that the scent of coconut suntan oil will be prevalent and possibly overpowering.

Dahlberg will be inducted into the Nevada Newspaper Hall of Fame on Saturday night. Woods won the Tour Championship, his first PGA triumph in five seasons.

It was Woods’ 80th tour victory, and Dahlberg recalled being on hand for the first: the 1996 Las Vegas Open at TPC Summerlin.

“I remember Davis Love (who lost to Woods in a playoff ) being interviewed in the press room, and when I came out, there’s Tiger sitting in my chair and he’s looking at my (laptop) screen,” said the longtime golf and boxing writer who has reported on most of Woods’ 14 victories in pro golf majors.

Dahlberg asked Woods if he saw anything he liked, and Tiger pointed to where the sports writer had mentioned the first-place prize of $297,000.

“He said, ‘I like that.’ ”

This is a crazy stat.

The Cincinnati Bengals are 0-13 on Sundays when Tiger Woods wins a tournament, dating back to 1996.

First instance: Bengals lost in overtime to the Houston Oilers as a 20-year-old Tiger was hoisting his first PGA trophy at the Las Vegas Invitational. 🐅 pic.twitter.com/gYyyEGUq5y

It was formally announced Thursday that the Oakland Athletics will become the fifth major league franchise to call Las Vegas their Triple-A home, which might seem like a lot — until you consider the A’s list of Triple-A affiliates since moving to Oakland in 1968.