In this week’s collection of stories we missed, Intel experiences a meltdown, NETGEAR releases outdoor Wi-Fi hardware capable of withstanding sub-zero temperatures just in time for the “Bomb Cyclone,” and Silicon Valley—finally—perfects the breast... continued.

Artificial intelligence goodies from Microsoft and the latest proof that intelligence, artificial or otherwise, is hard to find among young men are two of the many stories we failed to get around to this week.