8. cool. I wanna go.

9. How will Fox spin Easter at the White House?

Let me count the ways:
Putting pink ears on the black dog supports the homosexual agenda.
A black dog? Need we say more?
Perpetuating the Easter bunny and Easter egg hunt is un-Christian, what they would fully expect from a Muslim trying to pass.
Part of that video suggests that Bo was laying an egg, clearly a vile image.
Easter Egg hunt lottery process is undemocratic and smacks of cronyism and/or leftist Kumbaya-ism.