Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Welcome to RF, or as we should start calling it the unholy union of my two friends - perversion and insanity as I take my readers through the journey so disturbing the only way out is to drive off the fucking cliff as I so eloquently illustrated above.

As you will be reading this you will probably think oh my God, she went nuts. Let me at least show you this. This is my job. I did 80 cases in 5 days. I think everything I carried today was around 70 pounds. People who worked in this courthouse for years literally came by my office today to see the stacks of files. They couldn't believe I did this much in one week, let alone during holidays.

I came home exhausted.

(these 5 next bullet points were written last, after everything else was ready because something major happened:)

Get on my twitter to see all the madness but here is selfie of me reacting to this.

There has been quite a bit of shitstorm between Jared and WB lately. But him being signed on their precious baby means this is probably them making a peace offering and wanting to bribe him this way. Don't care what the reasons are because JARED LETO IS GONNA BE IN ONE FUCKING MOVIE WITH HARRISON FORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am just....I am just....just don't shave your eyebrows! And don't think you are a robot in your method acting!

Again though because let's just think of this - Jared Leto. Harrison Ford. Two men I'd die for, probably. In one fucking movie. Can you imagine the press tour? Both of them there? OH GOD.

(now let's back up to what was written before this happened, as I sit here and try to calm myself and remember if I die now I won't live to see the movie)