Paris, we’re trying hard to love your red carpet style, but you’re making it extremely difficult. Especially when you show up with your top half looking like a Breakfast at Tiffany‘s Halloween costume and bottom half looking like an infomercial trying to sell dowdy handbags by making them seem edgy. Are we being too harsh? See for yourself and check out this week’s worst looks below.

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Coco Rocha

This dress is quite cool, even though it kind of looks like something you use to dust difficult-to-reach areas. The thing is, these ruffles only look cool when Coco has her hands on her hips. Meaning she probably had to stand like this all night. If making an outfit work requires physical strain, it’s not worth it.
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Coco Austin

Another Coco! The Ice Loves Coco star is struggling with the same problem every woman faces at one time or another. Finding a dress that fits every part of your proportions can be difficult, but it’s worth the effort so you don’t end up with a fading effect like this due to stretched fabric.Getty Images

Ashley Tisdale

From Sharpay Evans to Wednesday Addams. Unfortunately for Ashley, her attempt to make this dress long-sleeved by just wearing a long-sleeved shirt underneath make this outfit a major flop. Are your arms really that cold, girl?
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Ezra Miller

Just in case starring in the films wasn’t enough, he’s showing his devotion to the Harry Potter franchise by writing the killing spell over and over again on his hands. Just because the film’s called Fantastic Beasts doesn’t mean you have to dress like one. But be honest, aren’t you kind of glad he did? Getty Images

Ezra Miller (again)

Hmm… while this outfit should be more palatable than that last one, it’s not really. It’s Paddington Bear meets Bono. It’s nice to see him having fun with it, but he was also spotted earlier this day walking around with his collar popped, which is frankly unforgivable.
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Paris Hilton

Looking past the bag she’s so obviously trying to show off, Paris’ look is very confusing. It’s like if Jackie Kennedy tried out a punk phase to see if she could piss off her parents. Sorry Paris, but it takes more than ripped jeans and black eye shadow to be edgy.Getty Images

Busy Philipps

On the other hand we have the new host of Busy Tonight (congrats girl!) going all-in on the princess vibes. Like ALL in. While there’s nothing wrong with rocking a ballgown skirt, pairing it with a turtleneck doesn’t give it the contrast it needs to make the extra volume work.
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Christina Hendricks

If they ever make Top Gun into a musical, Christina’s already got the costumes sorted. The jumpsuit itself is quite nice, but it looks like the designer had a lot of leftover patches and not enough discretion. Fewer patches would make this look more mature.Getty Images

Nico Tortorella

The host of How Far is Tattoo Far (what a mouthful) is an eccentric dresser in all the right ways, but this jacket is a mess. It’s way too big and looks like it’s falling apart at the seams. Plus, the navy and black combo looks goofy when you add sequins.Getty Images

Andie MacDowell

Everyone loves Andie—you can’t not—but this dress will not get the same glowing reception. If you happen to like it, stop reading for a moment before it’s ruined for you forever. Okay ready? The pattern on the bodice is just a colour version of a tacky fake ‘tribal’ tattoo.Getty Images

Retta

This textured skirt is gorgeous, but unfortunately the sheer blue top falls flat. If the entire top was made out of the blue silk lining underneath, or if there was just a smidge more volume in the shoulders to mirror the draping at her wrists, Retta would be slaying even more.
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Tyga

Someone needs to tell Tyga that a turtleneck paired with a full leather suit topped off with a pair of Nikes is not a good look. On anyone.Getty Images

Tessa Thompson

This ‘60s inspired dress looks exactly like the beaded curtain you used to hang in her doorway as a teenager. Tessa manages to pull it off as well as anyone could, but when you’re wearing a curtain, the odds are against you.Getty Images

Danai Gurira

Danai looks like a dream from the waist up, but this skirt is a little too weird, as in circus weird. The stripes add the unneeded circus vibes, and the feather trim across the middle really has no business being there. In this case it would have been better for her to keep it simple.Getty Images

Brie Bella

The WWE and now Total Divas star would be killing it in this outfit it wasn’t for the disembodied sleeves. They make what should be a very elegant look seem like she got it on loan from the Michelin Man. Just take ‘em off Brie.Getty Images

James Charles

This beauty Youtuber turned first male Covergirl may have makeup down pat, but this outfit leaves a lot to be desired. Is he starting a boy band? Going skydiving? Those are the only two situations where this outfit would fit, but even then, it wouldn’t be a good look.
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Jordin Sparks

This dress is just plain disappointing because it lacks any kind of spark (sorrynotsorry). Jordin is a stunner with a powerhouse voice, but this dress is content to blend in with the crowd. Jordin’s style usually isn’t this boring, promise.Getty Images