Where the Nurses are Pretty and the Doctors are Pissed

nursemyra is concerned that today’s newlyweds are unaware of the dangers that may lie ahead.

so in the interest of public health she is offering free medical examinations to prospective grooms. prospective brides are advised to visit their own gynaecologist as nursemyra’s area of expertise is currently limited to the male reproductive system*

* nursemyra is also qualified in geriatric psychiatry but hopefully that would be irrelevant to this offer.

I was wondering whether, if I continued to Fuel Your Blog, you might just give me the old once over anyway, nursemyra? I’ve been doing it daily in the hope that some reward of this kind would, in due time, present itself.
I’m pretty sure you won’t find any of those sorts of diseases since, apart from an unfortunate incident in Amsterdam a few years ago (which discretion prevents me from elabtorating on) both Mrs Blunt and I have been faithful in our marital relations.

Raincoaster: I fit your criteria almost exactly! Mrs Blunt never tires of my bedtime impersonations of Col. Christopher Brandon. I merely have to tell her that “I will of course be including Mr. Willoughby in the party” and she is putty in my hands.
Alas, I shall not be e-mailing you, however, as my son Jasper recently informed me that my ‘hard drive’ keeps a record of everything I do on the computer. I don’t mind telling you that I’ve been very careful about where I visit and what I say ever since.

It’s like the movie “Sex Madness” (which I got on a DVD along with “Reefer Madness”). A girl gets the syphillis, doesn’t tell anyone, and then her husband and newborn get it and go blind. That poster girl’s got the syph and she’s going to give it to that stone golem behind her.