Why was there never a real Christmas Ape TV movie you guys?posted by The Whelk at 12:59 PM on August 7, 2013

The best Troy McClure moment ever:

Jimmy: Mr. McClure, I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?Troy McClure: [laughing] No, Jimmy, just ignorant. You see, your crazy friend never heard of the food chain. Just ask this scientitian.Scientist: Uhhh...Troy McClure: He'll tell you that in nature one creature invariably eats another to survive. Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

The best part about that crazy friend who was crazy was the diagram of the food chain with so many odd animals all pointing to the human. That might have been the hardest I've laughed at anything on The Simpsons.posted by Clinging to the Wreckage at 1:07 PM on August 7, 2013 [2 favorites]

I expect that Troy McClure will return at some point, voiced by a different actor. It will either be the worst possible thing, or the best; I'm not sure.posted by blue_beetle at 1:23 PM on August 7, 2013

some bad jokes ARE irresistible... that was the post that forced me into rehab for Tag Addictionposted by oneswellfoop at 2:06 PM on August 7, 2013

The best Troy McClure moment ever:

Jimmy: Mr. McClure, I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?
Troy McClure: [laughing] No, Jimmy, just ignorant. You see, your crazy friend never heard of the food chain. Just ask this scientitian.
Scientist: Uhhh...
Troy McClure: He'll tell you that in nature one creature invariably eats another to survive. Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

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