BIO 105: GENETIC ENGINEERING Students are required to
experiment with common bacteria to see if a Congressman can be
created.

BIO 106: ALIEN BIOLOGY Students will study the newly
discovered Martian life. Field trip required.

DEPARTMENT OF CHEMISTRY

CHEM 101: NON-CANCER CAUSING CHEMICALS Are there any
chemicals that don't cause cancer?

DEPARTMENT OF COMMUNICATIONS TECHNOLOGY

COMM 101: CABLE CONVERTER BOXES, VCRS, REMOTES How to
operate these and other communications devices. Course Materials
prepared by children.

DEPARTMENT OF ENVIRONMENTAL MANAGEMENT

EM 101: ACID RAIN Why acid rain is good for lakes is
explained by a guest professor from the coal industry. Course
materials may be provided free by coal industry.

EM 102: PREDATOR CONTROL How to kill all the mountain
lions, wolves and coyotes in America. [Trip to Wyoming optional]

EM 103: RODENT CONTROL What to do with all the billions
of rats and mice that will proliferate once EM 102 is completed.

EM 104: TOXIC WASTE DISPOSAL Course Materials can only
be reviewed on nights with no moon, and in neighborhoods with no
history of political activism. (Course Materials may glow in the
dark.)

DEPARTMENT OF HOME IMPROVEMENTS

HP 101: LASERS Using lasers to prevent illegal entry
into your home, and other popular residential applications of
this technology is covered.

HP 102: ROOM CONVERSION How to convert your family room
into a garage.

DEPARTMENT OF PHYSICS

PHYSICS 103: STRESS LIMITS OF A NUCLEAR REACTOR This
once in a lifetime subject has been covered by a former manager
of the Cherynobl Nuclear Generating Station.

DEPARTMENT OF SCIENCE FICTION

SCIFI 102: GALACTIC EMPIRES A comparative review of the
many fictional galactic empires that have been created, and the
relative merits of each. Find this on the Internet.

DEPARTMENT OF METEOROLOGY

WEATHER 101: GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE Symptoms of global
warming are covered and predictions of the new shorelines of
America are included for those seeking future investment
opportunities in beach front property in Arizona.

WEATHER 102: WEATHER CHANNEL Students will be required
to watch the Weather Channel for 24 straight hours and then
repeat verbatim the commercials for lawn tractors.

DEPARTMENT OF POLITICAL SCIENCE

POLI SCI 101: OPEN MEETING LAWS How to violate open
meeting laws, public disclosure requirements, and other modern
innovations to eliminate graft and corruption in government.
$400,000.00.

POLI SCI 102: POLITICAL CAMPAIGN MANAGEMENT (Offered in
conjunction with the Department of Sorcery) How to elect someone
you never heard of to the White House.

DEPARTMENT OF IRRELEVANT STUDIES

The purpose of this program is to provide the student with a
rich store of totally irrelevant knowledge to be used in
television interviews.

IR 101: EXTRAGALACTIC RADIO SOURCES Are they really out
there? Should we talk back? Fee: 329 Andromedan Drks.