Attack on Lick Observatory

This morning a large reptile, bearing an uncanny resemblance to
the Godzilla of movie fame, attacked Lick Observatory. Residents
of the small mountain community of Mount Hamilton quickly gathered
their loved ones and fled the scene. Emergency crews from the Santa
Clara Sheriff's Department and CalFire are on their way to deal with
the menace.

"We don't know why Godzilla has targeted Lick Observatory, but
we suspect the Japanese astronomers at the Subaru telescope may
be behind this," said Dr. W. W. Campbell, director of Lick Observatory.