Truly she is one of our generation’s greatest talents. Did you read that New York Times thing about Lindsay Lohan and The Canyons? Dude, go read it. It’s amazing and describes how much of a total disaster this movie is and how much of a nightmare Lohan is to work with. This is going to be the worst movie of the year, no question. They’re still trying to salvage it, this time releasing a full scene from the movie where Tara (played by Li-Lo)… looks for her phone. Very dramatically. The Canyons goes up for sale to studios this month. Good luck, guys!

About K. Thor Jensen...
K. Thor Jensen is an award-winning writer and graphic novelist who lives on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. His website is Shortandhappy.com. He fought six Draculas and won.