Monday, May 16, 2011

10 Reasons I Get Up In the Morning

10. Breakfast - The most important meal of the day they say. I love waking up to a nice bowl of Captain Crunch. Occasionally I'll go out or make some homemade waffles.

9. Xbox - One of the few ways that I actually socialize outside of school. Gamertag is Sheriff Woody if you want to play some time.

8. YouTube - It’s free of charge and as viscous as milk. YouTube changes so often, if you see the same video twice in your lifetime, well sir, that’s amazing.

7. Court Date - Sucks. Don’t even get me started on the parole hearings…who the hell is up before 10 in the A.M? Lawyers, that’s what.

6. Vacation - It’s worth getting out of bed in tropical paradise when the hotel room is hotter than a jungle and it’s as humid as the ocean.

5. Appointment - Get up? I never went to bed. If I have an appointment to go to in the morning I am always early. Nothing can keep me from sticking to a prior engagement.

4. Halloween - It’s like a modern-day Christmas.

3. Christmas - Maybe this is just the inner child talking, but I love coming downstairs to find all of those sweet presents just waiting for me. My parents always have to make coffee before we can open our presents and they take FOREVER.

2. Poptarts - They are pretty tasty.

1. School - I have to get up for school. but it is the only reason I get up early.