Yes, John Travolta, Sarah Paulson, Cuba Gooding Jr. These are all names. And yes, apparently American Crime Story: The People Versus OJ Simpson is actually really good. But I don’t need it. You don’t need it. The American People don’t need it. We already have the greatest, most accurate and hard-hitting recreation of the OJ Simpson trial that could ever exist. The one that has been burned into my memory since I was in Jr. High and got in trouble for reciting it instead of paying attention in choir class. Sorry Mrs. Huffman.

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