Which NetHack Monster Are You?

It's a common concern - what might happen if you were struck with a wand
of polymorph? Answer the questions below (giving multiple answers where more
than one applies, or none where none of them do) and find out.

1. The most important thing in my life is:-

Money.
Love.
Friends.
Health.
Food.
Family.

2. The sense I would least like to lose would be:-

Smell.
Touch.
Taste.
Vision.
Hearing.
Dress.

3. Most problems in life can be solved by...

...brute force.
...getting some friends to help.
...using the right equipment.
...persistence.
...looking at the problem from a new angle.
...paying someone else to deal with it.
...avoidance.