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I came across this short story while tag surfing and it made me laugh out loud. And it is only slightly fictitious…the Girl Scouts can be badasses when it comes to cookie money collection!

Girl Scouts in Akron, Ohio are taking vigorous steps to collect debts owed by adults who fail to pay for cookies. Associated Press It’s two o’clock in the morning, and I’m lying in bed, wide awake, drenched in sweat. I know what I need–a Thin Mint cookie–but I don’t know where I’m gonna find one. I finished my last cellophane roll of the Girl Scouts’ sign … Read More