A/N:Okay, I have seen a lot of these around, so I decided to look through through all of them an make my own lista of superiore, in alto Five 'Roses Are Red' Poems. Just cause I wanted to. Basically, everything I do is 'just cause I want to'. Except homework.

5.A/N:Best disclaimer EVER! Well, one of them...Roses are redViolets are blueMe no ownSo te no sue

4."Roses are red, violets are blue." That's what they say, but it just isn't true. Roses are red, and apples are too, But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue. An arancia, arancio is orange, but Greenland's not green And pinkies aren't pink. So what does it mean?...

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service scrivania, reception and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid o a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are te doing?", say, "What are te doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the divano until te give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...

A week fa I made an articolo of my 20 preferito animated heroines so I thought I'd make an articolo for my 10 least preferito animated heroines. I'm not going sugar code it, I'm going to be brutally honest because I really hate all these girls. Just so there's no confusion I wanna let te know that that number 10 is the one I hate the least and number one is the one I hate the most. Please leave a commento on what te think about this, enjoy.

10.Lady(Lady and The Tramp)

I know she's considered one of the most loved Disney heroines and the most loved of all the animal heroine but I really hate...

1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes4.Change your mind whenever your total is dato to you5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask te any domande tell them to be quiet.8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick te out...

Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started Scrivere it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :DSo here it is, its rather depressing though. So if te don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest te don't read it. :)

[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your Friends and either forget all about us o tell a story about the hideous freak te met tonight. te don’t know me, if te did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have Friends - except my brother....