‘I’m not sure. It’s kinda tacky to do it like this.’‘What’s wrong with a stretch limo, you can fit the band in.’‘Well…do we have to have the topless driver, she’s a wobbler.’ ‘Duh-ta-duh, it’s for Duke’.‘But do you think that Duke would want his funeral this way?’‘Hello. He was a biker!’

Think you can write a story in 55 words? Go visit the G-man to see those who did.