[[image:Adriansmumlol.jpg|frame|Frumpfighter's sign of Frump-Fighting. Follow the warning! I mean, would you like to wake up like this?]]

[[image:Adriansmumlol.jpg|frame|Frumpfighter's sign of Frump-Fighting. Follow the warning! I mean, would you like to wake up like this?]]

'''Frump''' (Also known as "Manface Syndrome") is the technical term for someone (usually female) who is beginning to look more and more like a man, a chubby man, or who is just plain [[fat]]. People who are infected with this horrible disfigurement are likely to cause people to cringe when they see them, make people suddenly vomit, or even cause people to [[asplode]]. This epidemic has been noted by most world leaders, but is still ignored by [[George Bush]], whose own wife has even been classed as "one of the frumpiest women in the world".

'''Frump''' (Also known as "Manface Syndrome") is the technical term for someone (usually female) who is beginning to look more and more like a man, a chubby man, or who is just plain [[fat]]. People who are infected with this horrible disfigurement are likely to cause people to cringe when they see them, make people suddenly vomit, or even cause people to [[asplode]]. This epidemic has been noted by most world leaders, but is still ignored by [[George Bush]], whose own wife has even been classed as "one of the frumpiest women in the world".

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Frumpfighter's sign of Frump-Fighting. Follow the warning! I mean, would you like to wake up like this?

Frump (Also known as "Manface Syndrome") is the technical term for someone (usually female) who is beginning to look more and more like a man, a chubby man, or who is just plain fat. People who are infected with this horrible disfigurement are likely to cause people to cringe when they see them, make people suddenly vomit, or even cause people to asplode. This epidemic has been noted by most world leaders, but is still ignored by George Bush, whose own wife has even been classed as "one of the frumpiest women in the world".

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It is so simple to distinuish people who have the frump that even a kitten huffing toddler could do it. But, as once stated by Einstein, admitting you have the frump is one of the hardest things someone can do, so I have composed this list:

In the year -420AB, the world leaders of the world gathered together regarding the frump. They concluded that the frump was such a big issue that something had to be done about it. And it was. A campaign to 'Fight the Frump' was released, and dictated in High Schools and libraries worldwide, as well as other places that ugly girls gather. It was also at this time that Chuck Norris wrote his bestselling book Save the world: Fight the Frump, which instantly became a bestseller because anyone who didn't buy it got roundhouse kicked in the face. And thus, the Frumpfighter's steps to Fighting the Frump was born, and is as follows: