Okay, ive got some condoms that are about 1 month past thier expiry date. Just what makes them "Expired"? Does the latex begin to break down?does the grease-coating (or whatever its called) go off? Or are my condoms still fine, and they just put the date on to cover their asses (No pun intended, lol) as it is still classed as a pharmecutical and still comes under strict SOP (Standard operating proceedures)-like a medicines.

Latex perishes with age and loses its elasticity. The expiration date is probably conservative, but better not to risk them, especially if you live in a hot climate where everything perishes more quickly. But you could use them over your Progasm :)

To me, ejaculating into a condom is like sneezing while gagged. They reduce my pleasure so much that I refer to them as 60dB attenuators. Even for masturbating, the little bulb at the end is nowhere near big enough to allow unimpeded flow when the moment arrives. Two or three man-sized tissues placed strategically to absorb the flood are much better :)