Jersey Shore Recap: Why is the Ocean Salty? AND Where is Dr. Drew When You Need Him?

Jersey Shore Recap: Why is the Ocean Salty? AND Where is Dr. Drew When You Need Him?

Last night’s episode of Jersey Shore was a great! Snooki explains why the ocean is salty (whale sperm!) , Pauly D reconciles with his stalker, J Woww buys some pleather S&M clothes, and the Situation gives a girl a t-shirt to sleep in which actually says “the situation” !

I laughed, I cried. Amazing. Then I wanted to call Dr. Drew.

I have watched Sammi and Ronnie battle it out episode after episode. It’s boring.

I’m done.

Last night this miserable duo broke up yet again. Ronnie wanted some alone time to sleep, and Sammi wanted to snuggle in bed. Neither was in the mood – so what to do? Break up and have a nasty argument.

As I watched Sammi chase Ronnie around the house, I was horrified.
These two need some serious help. Now.

I wish the housemates would just let Sammi go home – because this girl has some major issues to resolve. Her relationship with Ronnie — obvi — not a healthy one.

Ronnie’s mood swings are impossible to keep track of. He is either drunk with joy (and tequila) or mad with rage. But how many times can he break the same closet? I guess as many times as he dumps Sam.

My solution: Let’s call Dr. Drew. These two need a rehab of some sort.
And I think it would make for a really nice cross over event!

PLUS, with Dr. Drew taking care of Sam and Ronnie, we could spend some more air time on the things that truly make the Jersey Shore fun — like whale sperm.