Flappy Bird, PewDiePie, and Pasta Sauce

"Hello, Internet. Welcome to GAME THEORY, the show that's practically Game of Thrones, similar both alphabetically and in the sheer number of gratuitous boobs we show per episode. Actually, I did the math; they average about 5 per episode, we're more like 1.7, so, uh... yay, us?"
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For two episodes, we looked at what gamers DON'T want. But what DO gamers want? Flappy Bird, PewDiePie, Goat Simulator and all the rest have the answer. And what that ultimately means for the Wii U, Nintendo, and the YouTube ecosystem will shock you.