- The Illuminati also used the opportunity that Katrina presented to build a bunker that is directly beneath the French Quarter. Why else do you think that FEMA was slow to provide adequate assistance? The engineers needed time.

Bullshit...bullshit..bullshit. I was in the French Quarter the entire time Katrina unfolded.

1. They couldn't have possibly built a bunker under the Quarter. In case you weren't aware, we are below sea level so the engineering required to actually do that would be a massive undertaking (years), and it would have undoubtedly shifted the ground beneath our already crumbling 18th century buildings. We don't have basements in New Orleans...we bury our dead above ground...the only thing beneath our city is alluvial mud and groundwater which makes it impossible to build anything below ground. That's why we're sinking.

2. I was here...there was no construction taking place anywhere near the French Quarter...anywhere. And I was all over the quarter and the city in general...but specifically the Quarter.

That is just 100% contrived shite. And the whole subsequent theory that they were preparing for the oil spill...that's just as ridiculous. The Macondo site is 80 miles off the shore of Venice. Why exactly would they need to evacuate New Orleans in order to "prepare" for the spill? Microbes which infect kids minds? Are you f'n kidding? I flew over the Macondo site 6 times during the spill...am I infected with microbes that will affect the way I think? Is that why I think you're full of shit?

If you're writing a book, you need to delete these items...if I read that I would toss the book in the trash.