And that’s snow joke….

The Boris bikes will be available to anyone with a debit or credit card from today. Just watch the rush and the queues form as people line up to cycle round London in the bloody freezing temperatures.

It’s been interesting to watch as the Mayor and the Police have clamped down hard on anyone who has attempted to either damage or steal the Boris bikes. Naturally, we can assume that this zero tolerance policy will be extended to privately owned bikes next.