I just saw Gerald Wallace at Hooters.

I didn't know who he was. I mean I figured he was a basketball player because he was tall and black. When he left a lot of white guys were going up to him and shaking his hand and I heard people saying he was Gerald Wallace so I googled him and apparently he plays for the Celtics. Who knew?

I was more interested in the waitresses cleavage and camel toes to be concerned with a large negro.