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Did a baggage handler smuggle the bomb onto Russian jet?

British spies are to interrogate Egyptian baggage handlers after intercepted intelligence pointed to an ISIS mole smuggling a bomb into the hold of the doomed Russian jet, it was revealed today.

MI5 heard ‘chatter’ from extremists in the Sinai Peninsula revealed there is a ‘high probability’ the disaster was caused by an explosion on board.

Spies also believe a ‘flash’ in the sky when the plane came down and the lack of a distress signal points to a bomb so attention is now being focussed on baggage handlers, a Downing Street source told MailOnline.

Tourists were also routinely offered the chance to avoid security altogether by paying £15 and passengers were again seen handing over cash in the long queues at Sharm, according to the BBC

We need to fire every last muslim baggage handler and security screener at airports, especially all the Pakis at Pearson.

lolwut?

And pilots.

They’ve deliberately crashed planes and then there are the missing ones.

canminuteman

Anyone who goes to any arab or muslim country as a tourist is an idiot. For people who are too stupid to figure this out on their own, maybe foreign affairs should issue a travel advisory. If we really care about protecting the terminally stupid maybe exit visas could be instituted. (I don’t really believe, if you are that dumb we are better off without you)

Hard Little Machine

At least the British Foreign Secretary hasn’t blamed the Jews, yet. Give it a week or two.

TJ

Have they cleared all the passengers, with none being followers of Moe. It might be easy as they were all Russians.