Yesterday, UC and I were having a discussion about the Wolfpack ladies. UC kept confusing Tinsel Korey with Julia Jones and I was kept confusing Julia Jones with January Jones who she most certainly isn’t and it became clear: We needed a flow cart to remember all these new folks and how they’re all connected in the Twilight world. So I set out to create a master flow chart and as the day wore on (and on) and I remembered more and more connections and it become more of a circle flow chart, cause just like Rafiki tells us: it’s the circle of life and it moves us all.

And what came out looks a lot like a grade school project… next up book reports and a diorama of Bella’s room in a shoe box.

Yea, this is what you do with your spare time when you’re a Twilight blogger.

Twilight Dork of the Day Award Recipient/Life Time Achievement Nominee,
Themoonisdown

Enjoy this cause it took for darn near ever. Oh and click on it to open in a new window, cause it’s HUGE!

Apparently there was some huge hush hush party over the weekend for the Eclipse filming midway point and some hot boys showed up… See some more pics at PopSugar and enjoy a killer post at Lainey and see the invite from lovely Jackson

Moon, UC…WOW..You definately win the prize today!! NO DOUBT this is definately a full time job and as they say EPIC…with that said…WHAT THE HELL!!!????
For a TWI-CHALLENGED one….(that would me be)….I got dizzy just looking at it…then I clicked on it and my computer exploded…(ok tho..cause Robward ended up on my lap) But will definately need a break down that even I can understand……….plz!

I have been looking at that chart all day and it just now occurred to me that it could be a diagram (hope that is the right word and not the female thing) anyway…I was thinking that its like a map of my brain. I am in the middle constantly trying to connect all the dots…THANKS MOON….I AM going to print it out and whenever I go to the doctors I am going to whip it out and say here this is how it is…….I feel so empowered….. 🙂

TS..after all I have learned here..especially most of the words…that I just know are going to come out at the wrong time and place….I figured the chart could only help….but its all good..cause JodieO has promised to explain it all to them if the lock me up…feel free to come too..have a feeling I am going to need all the help I can get!! And yes leaving Rob there is very appropriate as he is always somewhere in my brain…

When it was all “Holy shit Jodelle is casted as Bree” on E!’s breakdown, I was like, “Who the hell is Bree?” of course I was also thinking, “Who the hell is Royce King II?” Yeah, let’s just say Eclipse is my least fave book.

And agreed Mrs. Fang, what’s the deal with Bree even being in the movie?

I’m dying!!! this is effing hilarious! it’s probably not good that I read this before class started and there were people in the room while I was laughing but I don’t care. Genius! my favorite part is the taylor- georgia-uc& moon- chris hansen branch. A+ indeed

Dear Moon,
Will you marry me? Can I have like 10,000 of your babies? I had to wait to see the the flowchart until I got into work, and then I nearly lost it. You had relationships to McDonalds and Chris Hansen. I nearly peed my pants trying to hold in my laughter. Then the Vampy names you came the Volturi?!? No words, just no words.

So will you Moon, be my new life partner? (sorry Pros3, this was just all win, you can be my side dish if Moonie says yes)
xo,
Brooke

Hahaha LOVE IT! The Brown-something-book people should include it in the movie-edition book (like they did with the LoTR-map).

It all was funny as hell, but these were the most challenging for my office-pokerface:
“Phil’s alright”, “weird name haver”, “owner of a flatscreen”, “down with the kids”, “man bangs”, “Dead fish fry maker”
“sang some RPattz tunes in La Push” -> I have no idea what this is about, but I still had to laugh, because I am pathetic like that.
“RONALD MC DONALD”!!! -> as if we needed more reasons to love him.

By the time we are done with you, suffering brain damage will be the least of your worries, we will have you utterly BrainWashed!! Your husband will be coming for us, wanting to know what we did with his wife!

@lovemesomecullens, Hell he’ll probably say KEEP HER….I don’t think he has recovered from me yelling out that I knew what Cockblock meant…lmao…I mean really what are the odds that I have never heard that word before, never watched that show (can’t remember the name now) and they actually said that word….IF you could have only seen his face…when I blurted out…HEY I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS….BTW was gonna through out the new list with these words on it…decided not too..lol!!

This very extensive flowchart really show remarkable dedication and your witty brilliance! After I played around with my print options, I finally got it all printed on one page. Laughing almost uncontrollably while I studied, I realized that I will have to show this to my husband – I talk about your blog all the time to him and this may cause him to actually start reading you not because he is a big Twilight fan but just because he enjoys a good laugh 😀

Warning: do not read this flowchart while eating your breakfast (in my case, cereal) as you will guffaw and said breakfast will wind up splattered on your computer screen. Why? Well, because “Chris Hanson, journalist/busts pervs” made it onto the flow chart and “Michael/Aro: elvenvamp” for the win!
Thanks for the laughs this morning and every morning!

Are those suspender pants that Xavier is wearing? First Rob, then Kellan sports them a few times, and now Xavier’s wearing them? I wonder if Kellan and Xavier got wind of all of us talking about how sexy Rob looks in them and now they’re jumping on the SexpendersPants Train?
-OR-
Rob told Xavier about the note he received with his NewStoliShirt and how we wanted to see him wear that outfit and now Xavier wants to be just like the SexySparklyOne. Kellan was already on the train earlier.

OMG thank u! I’m from El Salvador so I had no idea who this Chris Hanson was.
btw I love your blogs is the first thing I do when I come to work, I tried to register to the forum but didn’t get the activation code in my email…anyway than u again XD

Awesome flowchart Moon! What I did find interesting was that you & UC are somehow connected to Taylor but no links to Rob. Hmmm, I feel like you are sending us subliminal messages. UC seems to be taking her not wanting to meet Rob very seriously. 🙂

Whores from SoHo = WIN!
I read all of it, b/c I respect how much work you put into it.
Ok. That’s a lie.
I didn’t read the stuff about the wolf pack. B/c I don’t care about them. But Scooby Snacks for you for putting that much effort into them anyway. I am sure there are some PITA ppl on here who will thank you for it.
Love that pic of Rob smoking and looking like James Dean!
XD

Oh gosh, this is amazing. I’m so totally printing this out and putting it on my fridge. And in my office at work. And keeping a copy in my wallet. And the glovebox in my car… maybe a tattoo would be better? Save some paper, go green and all that.

So many things were my favorite, I can’t list them all! You are just awesome.