The Guardian has run a list of the top ten music venues in London. What do you think, eh? One omission, glaring: Wembley Stadium. LOL @ NME…

Okay, so it's only pubs, actually; stadiums left to one side for now. Featuring some quote action from some editor of some site somewhere, the article by Mic Wright – read it in full here – lists the following as the capital’s current top spots for live music and decent boozing: