Quick thoughts on 1903’s “The Great Train Robbery” #MovieReview

A 10 minute silent black and white film! Ok thenScene starts in a ticket office where its being robbedSTICK ‘EM UP ITS A ROBBERYEVEN THOUGH HES DEAD LETS GAG HIM ANYWAYA train pulls at a tower for waterThe thiefs board the train while stoppedWE’RE NINJASInside we see a man moving things before being shotThe thiefs try opening a box with explosives and make off with the goodsOne of the thiefs then comondears the tranAnother thief has a fight FIGHT!!!The thief just throws the train conductant off the train – It’s looks a lot like a dummyYOU!! DO AS WE SAY!They unattach the train from the carriages and leave one of the thiefs with the passengersHow can one thief handle 100 people?One of the passengers trys to run for it but gets shotThe thiefs then steal from all the passengersOk, there’s three thiefs Everyone check on the dead manThe thiefs board the train and escape with the goodsCHOO CHOOWhy am I think about Ivor the Engine when watching thisThe thiefs then leave the train and dead for a riverThey have horses waiting for themBack in the ticket officeA small girl frees the train conductant then praysIt’s a black and white film with hints of colour? There’s purple and yellowDANCE-OFF!!!The police were dancing while the train was being robbedThey caught up to the thiefs very quickly The thiefs empty the goods on the floor before get killed by the policeThe thiefs stole the paperThe film ends with the audience (YOU) being shot by a thief