AOTS Monday, January 26

For those of us who need a little discipline in our lives, the internet has obliged with yet another ridiculous fetish. This time, it's all about having a dominatrix wash your mouth out with soap while calling you dirty. Could there be anything hotter?!?

You may remember Chris Evans as Johnny Storm in 'Fantastic Four.' Well, now he's starring in a new superthriller from Paul McGuigan entitled 'Push,' and we've got him in the studio answering Kevin's queries.

The big game draws ever closer and you better have the right gear. Take, for instance, the Coleman Touchdown package which includes a classic grill, quad chairs, a 54-qt. cooler, a portable deep fryer, and an electric blender.

Alienware is all about getting you the sharpest PCs for gaming and the Area 51 X-58 is liable to fit into that class of desktops with its 12 GB of RAM, 4 terabytes of storage, and a decent MSRP of $1,650.

Layla reports the latest news regarding internet population growth, Sprint layoffs, the fast approaching deadline to join the Windows 7 beta, 'MAD Magazine' going from monthly to quarterly and Mickey Rourke being a part of Wrestlemania.