A rabbit jerks his head up, half-eaten carrot instantly forgotten. A squalling toddler quiets mid-scream, his gaze locked on the clear blue sky. A queen bee abandons her hive, feeling the pull of something stronger. “J. Law is back!” the breeze whispers. “J. Law is back!” the cockroaches sing. And the world comes… »7/10/15 10:30am 7/10/15 10:30am

Jimmy Fallon seems to have the magic touch when it comes to getting celebrities to do absolutely outrageous things. For example, getting Hunger Games hunk Liam Hemsworth to throw on a pair of veritable FMPs and try them out. »11/16/14 11:46am 11/16/14 11:46am

' friends are very concerned about him because he has pretty much been M.I.A. since…

HMMMM, INTERESTING. Jay Z and Solange were spotted shopping for women's jewelry together today—just the two of them—in New York City. What does it all mean!? Are they both in the doghouse with Bey and trying to win her back with piles and piles of tennis bracelets? QUESTIONS QUESTIONS QUESTIONS. »5/13/14 8:15pm 5/13/14 8:15pm

Kristen Stewart is on the cover of March's Marie Claire; in the course of the interview, she READS A POEM SHE WROTE to the man interviewing her. It's titled "My Heart Is A Whiffle Ball/Freedom Pole," and it was written after the Twilight Saga had officially ended. »2/11/14 9:06am 2/11/14 9:06am

The Catching Fire media tour du monde finally landed in New York City and it seems like everyone is OVER IT. There were zero sumptuous stunning couture gowns on this red carpet. The vibe was more like OMG No1currr. »11/21/13 1:30pm 11/21/13 1:30pm

According to sources close to Miley Cyrus, she's written an apologetic "open letter" to ex-fiance Liam Hemsworth. What does the open letter say? Back off, busybodies—that's between Miley and Liam!!! What part of "open letter" don't you understand!? In related news, I think it's about time the entire earth has a… »11/05/13 8:25pm 11/05/13 8:25pm

The Internet and the Hunger Games promotional trailer team: like two parting lovers at an airport who keep assuring one another that it's goodbye and then returning for another wistful embrace. »11/05/13 4:30pm 11/05/13 4:30pm

The final trailer for The Hunger Games is here, and this video shows a lot more than previous trailers: A look inside of the arena! Precision arrow-shooting! Fashion! Name-screaming! Furious primates! »10/28/13 10:00am 10/28/13 10:00am

Gleeful elf king of Little Shit Kingdom Justin Bieber has just out-Biebered himself: the most devious imp to ever don a flat-rimmed baseball cap made his bodyguards carry him up the Great Wall of China. As an uncouth, wild-eyed barbarian who has been known to urinate upon images of other nation's former leaders,… »10/01/13 9:09am 10/01/13 9:09am

Many viewers were outraged that the passing of TV legend Jack Klugman — who played Oscar Madison on The Odd Couple — got very little airtime in the Emmy tribute that included a long memoriam to Cory Monteith. Klugman's son Adam told the AP: "It’s an insult and it really seems typical of this youth-centric culture… »9/23/13 9:00am 9/23/13 9:00am

Rabid Miley Cyrus fans are lashing out at 16-year-old chanteuse Lorde, who is so uppity that she did not commit hara-kiri immediately after her "Royals" topped Miley as #1 on the iTunes chart. They're slamming her with Dorothy Parker-esque gems like "Your eyes are too far apart" and "kill yourself you crusty old… »9/20/13 9:00am 9/20/13 9:00am

Turnz out everyone's favorite shirtless chest Zac Efron did a stint in rehab five months ago, while filming the upcoming Seth Rogen comedy Neighbors.E! claims it was for drinking, while TMZ says it was molly and coke — and that earlier this year Efron and some friends went on a flop-sweaty rager and caused $50,000… »9/18/13 9:00am 9/18/13 9:00am

Hold on to your butts! Because they're about to get blown off with the sheer magnitude of this celebrity surprise. Twenty-year-old naked construction worker Miley Cyrus and guy-she-literally-hasn't-mentioned-in-months-who-seems-to-spend-most-of-his-time-on-a-different-continent Liam Hemsworth are officially not… »9/16/13 8:35pm 9/16/13 8:35pm

Paula Deen, the erstwhile TV chef and shiller of fine Teflon goods, finally had a good weekend since all that unpleasantness back at the beginning of the summer, thanks to the tolerance folks in Texas have for celebrity racism. »9/15/13 11:30am 9/15/13 11:30am

Before Ricky Martin revealed that he wanted to take his clothes off and go dancing with in the rain with men in 2010, his self-loathing for being gay manifested itself in outward anger and bullying, according to his cover interview for GQ Australia:»8/29/13 9:00am 8/29/13 9:00am

Bleh. Seven days out of Cliffside, where Lindsay Lohan served her 90 days of court-ordered rehab, she has allegedly been spotted partying with her friend-and-occasional-hookup Max George and sister Ali in Los Angeles. The party went all night, and a "source" (a pigeon? That disgusting oil heir Brandon "Firecrotch"…»8/09/13 9:00am 8/09/13 9:00am

After months of alleged harassment and threats, Karen Elson has filed a restraining order against her husband, a ghost named Jack White, and claimed that he is unfit to be a parent. »8/02/13 9:00am 8/02/13 9:00am