"Vampires, Aliens and Sinister Pagan Cults engulf the Hapless Members of a Valleys Lawn Bowls Club in this Humorous Contemporary Tale from Wales."

"The storyline is fantastic - it has family, rivalry, love, divided loyalties, old feuds - and the writer has created a genuinely rich and engaging world. . . The writing is well paced, the scene descriptions leap off the page and the locale and characters are vividly drawn."

PART TWO: When The Yoghurts Run DryTrapped in a lift members of the bowls club are confronted by zombies, cannibals, and worst of all - each other. Who will survive unscathed?

PART THREE: Guardians Of The GreenA plot to destroy the green is uncovered. Can the members avert disaster? Who is the masked intruder. What ancient secrets lie buried beneath the earth?

PART FOUR: Those Whom The Gods DetroyThe feud between Mervyn and Dr Beynon has unforseen and tragic consequences for both men. Are the dark rumours about Penypont Male Voice Choir true?

PART FIVE: To Boldly Go.Lost in a delusional world will Mervyn be rescued or destroyed by the alien presence from the High Street? Will Dr Mukjee's 'confrontational therapy' work? Do aliens walk among the unsuspecting populace of Penypont?

PART SIX: Mervyn Prince of DarknessVernon, Mog and Raymond attempt to prevent Mervyn from wreaking a bloody revenge on the inhabitants of Shady Nook Nursing Home but is it already too late?

PART SEVEN: Cult StatusFBI Special Agents Wolf Sculder and Deena Mully find themselves up to their necks in a dark conspiracy involving aliens, vampires and sinister pagan cults. Can they save the day or is Penypont doomed?

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'Jack's Highis a rip-roaring humorous story centred around ill-fated members of a Welsh Lawn Bowls Club who become embroiled in nefarious deeds by vampires, aliens and sinister pagan cults. Phil Rowlands, the author, is adept at painting sparkling word pictures, of keeping the action moving and sustaining reader interest. Don't be dissuaded by the apparent lengthiness of this book at 346 pages; the page layout style of well spaced sentences and paragraphs facilitates rapid reading and this, coupled with its innate readability, makes it a real 'page-turner'.

Meet The Characters. . .

Councillor Mervyn Lloyd. Prospective Mayor of Penypont.

“Thank you all
the same but a man in my position can hardly be seen wearing black fishnet
tights.”

“It was like
watching the Captain of the Titanic deciding the iceberg looks like a good
place to dock. How Beynon was appointed headmaster is beyond me! A man in my
position cannot be associated with failure Lewis."

“He tried to kill his caretaker you know, this morning in the school
car park. The Krays had Mad Frankie Fraser, Marlon Brando
had Lucca Brazzi but Doc Beynon’s got the Penypont Male Voice Choir.”

Dr Beynon ap Rhydderch Headmaster of Penypont Comprehensive School

“The Chairman! What’s he want? Me out, that’s what! He’s with them,
he’s never liked me. Well you just wait until the next governors meeting boyo.
Once I tell them about your debauchery on the green it’s you who’ll be packing
your bags not me.”

“Wait! The play Mr Evans. . . a daring theatrical innovation you
said. . . cannot fail to impress you said. . . grab them by their artistic
preconceptions you said. Tell me Mr Evans, if our thespians
are on strike who is going to do the grabbing?”

Phil RowlandsAuthor - Koekohe Beach Otago

CLUB: Ynyscynon Bowls Club - Rhondda, Wales

BOWLING ACHIEVEMENTS - Not a lot!

You don’t have to be a bowler to read or enjoy this book but bowlers
were my main source of inspiration and motivation. So to bowlers with a sense
of humour wherever you may be:

“It began when he joined ‘The Star Trek Appreciation Society’.
Honestly, every Wednesday evening our front room is like the flight deck of the
Enterprise, wall to wall adjustable Klingon bone structures and two fingered
salutes.”

Rose. The love of Jack's life.

“Sure it’s a pantomime Merv? You know what those
Greeks are like, sounds a bit ’50 Shades’ to me.”

“We’ll have to take your word for that won’t we seeing as how they
still haven’t found his body. Personally I think it’s worth fetching a few
shovels round and digging up your back garden.”

“Oh go on Merv, let him win. It’ll do his self-esteem
the world of good and besides, he’s got a pair of trousers.”

Lewis ProtheroEmployed by local council.

“What if some
terrible disaster had befallen Penypont Bowls Club, a disaster of such
enormity that the offer of a new green would be greeted by grateful members as
manna from heaven?”

“One day councillor we’ll be sat in this very spot eating our
cheeseburgers and looking out across the vast expanse of the Penypont Circles
Theme Park teeming with tourists. A little boy will pause from consuming his
candy floss and with wonder in his eyes and a tremor in his voice will point to
you and say, ‘Look Mam, isn’t that Councillor Mervyn Lloyd O.B.E. the man who
found the stones? He looks just like his statue.’”

Dr Mukjee. Local G.P.

“It is looking much worse than it is. What you are
seeing is male bonding.”

“Languishing is definitely very unhealthy. Groping is
most likely being illegal.”

“Is there a history of insanity in your family councillor?”

“It is police brutality, he is
having a black eye.”

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Emrys EvansDrama Teacher

“He jammed my hands in the window so they could skewer
me like a kebab,”