For all of us that we hoping to see an African-American in the White House…we’re half way there.

And once again, like I predicted back in February, the best looking candidate wins. For all those who think Obama won because of platform, intelligence, or leftist conspiracy, just know that the most important thing in picking a nominee is a good mug.

Rock on, gold dust woman
Take your silver spoon
And dig your grave
Heartless challenge
Pick your path and I’ll pray
Wake up in the morning
See your sunrise, loves, to go down
Lousy lovers, pick their prey
But they never cry out loud
Did she make you cry
Make you break down
Shatter your illusions of love
Is it over now, do you know how
Pick up the pieces and go home.
Rock on, ancient woman
Follow those who pale
In your shadow
Rulers make bad lovers
You better put your kingdom up for sale
Did she make you cry
Make you break down
Shatter your illusions of love
Is it over now, do you know how
Pickup the pieces and go home.