Game of Thrones 3×01 Logline Spoilers!

How do you know that? You have cameras set up in our office, don’t you? Now you know we sometimes dance around to Ace of Base in the morning. Anyway, HBO has released the official logline for the first episode of season three, and it goes a little something like this: “Jon is brought before Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall, while the Night’s Watch survivors retreat south. In King’s Landing, Tyrion asks for his reward, Littlefinger offers Sansa a way out, and Cersei hosts a dinner for the royal family. Arya runs into the Brotherhood Without Banners. Dany sails into Slaver’s Bay.”