]]>At 8:40 one day, Gordo introduces us to North Dakota news anchor AJ Clemente, who famously got fired for cussing on-air at the beginning of his first newscast ever. Then, a couple days later during the Corner, the Courage Boys anal-yze AJ’s interview in which he tries to repent.

]]>Behold, the most wheels-off story Gordon has ever presented to us. The story is of Kindergarten teacher Joseph Garbarini, who according to the Dallas Morning News “had his students at Hunt Elementary School in Murphy play a mommy-baby game in the classroom. He gave them sippy cups and pacifiers and put diapers on them.”

But that’s only the beginning. The best part comes when the cops raided his house, and found, among other conceding things, a dog cage sex dungeon where Garbarini would sleep, that could only be unlocked by someone watching him on the internet. I’ll let Gordo explain the rest.