Lindsay Lohan is the Bruce Banner of drunks

Lindsay Lohan was on the warpath last night and reportedly threw a drink in Samantha Ronson’s face after the two got into an argument at Crown Bar, according to RadarOnline:

“Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka and I saw her take an orange prescription bottle out of her bag and pop a couple of pills that she said were Adderal, she even offered some of the pills to a friend that was with her.
“Lindsay was trying to get Sam’s attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn’t pay her any attention. At one point Lindsay was dirty dancing with this really pretty girl right in front of Sam, obviously to try and make her jealous.
“Sam just got sick of it all in the end though and started taunting Lindsay about her being all drunk and messed up. She said to Lindsay, “Why don’t you just have another drink?” and even told her, “You’re a disgrace”.
“That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!

What amazes me most about this story is that somebody didn’t hand one of them the club’s emergency fire axe then walk away whistling. Nobody knows how to solve problems in Hollywood?

Someone needs to kick the shit out of her & wake her up to the fact that no one likes her, no one cares about her & it’s all her fautl. She’s the one who chooses to become a drug addicted alcoholic; no one forced her to drink or drug it up. She’s the one who’s flushed her career down the toilet. I say fuck her. She can’t die fast enough…

Great to see you around The FISH again Lindsay, it’s been far too long! Just wanted to take the time to say how great you look in these pictures. You have such a healthy glow about you and returning to your natural hair color is a big hit with all your fans here.

The dark hair really suits her and it is so close to her original coloring. See she’s not ready to give up the contact lenses. Lindsay has brown eyes, just like Paris Hilton. Must suck to always make sure your fake eyes/props are in place. I thank the heavens every day my blue-green eyes are real.

On a more positive note, I’m glad she’s back to dark hair. That stringy ashy blonde that blended in with her sullen skin, splotchy spray tan, and those sun spots she calls freckles was not doing her any favors.