I don't care for that

When you’re watching a program on TV, they go to a commercial and when they return, there’s a review of what you’ve already seen. Hey! I’ve been sitting here the entire time! I don’t care if someone just
tuned into your show. They should have been there at the beginning…like me! Tough rockos, I say! I don’t like it when that happens.

When you’re following a slow moving car, you decide to go around it and as you do,
they speed up. I don’t care much for that.

The word “moot” is a strange word, and I don’t care for it.

You know the beautiful, sexy girl on the Carl’s Jr commercial, who holds that hamburger with one hand and
chomps on it? She bites into it like a defensive lineman. Don’t care for that......or for her. Now the hamburger, I'm fine with it.

Have you noticed people repeating the same word, for example: How was your day? Fine
fine fine. How are you feeling? Good good good. I can handle this and do it myself, often. Cool cool.

I leave you with this quote: "The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have."
--unknown--