All right. new research strategy. I did a google image search for "clown face expression" and imagined kicking each of them in the nuts one by one. My initial analysis suggests that kicking a clown in the nuts is pretty funny.

I was at the supermarket yesterday.I have not seen a clown in the wild in decades.Sure I have recently seen deer, coyotes, turkey, fox, even a lawyer.

So Imagine my shock and horror as I enter that front part of a supermarket that has the carriages... and see a fucking clown.He was just standing there, quietly chatting with an market employee as if it was completely normal.

The market has just finished a major renovation.Which means they have mixed up the location of all the items in the store, ya know, for the sake of improvement.So now I have no fucking idea where anything is.

That entry area had a major make over, they even needed to jackhammer the concrete slab for some reason.The only reason I can think of for a clown to be in the store, is because it was built over an ancient clown burial yard, which was disturbed by the construction.A high priest native american clown was there to settle the spirits of his dead clown ancestors.Possibly by spraying the site with holy seltzer water from his clown flower.

( seriously, there was a renovation and there was a clown, scary shit )

stubby wrote:All right. new research strategy. I did a google image search for "clown face expression" and imagined kicking each of them in the nuts one by one. My initial analysis suggests that kicking a clown in the nuts is pretty funny.