Details: “Lick This, a new mobile site, puts your tongue through a series of drills—like licking the screen to turn on a light switch or turn a crank—intended to improve your lingual dexterity in matters carnal.” Seems unsanitary.

Food and Drink

GQ: Supposedly, vegetables are vying for the spotlight come mealtime, and chefs are responding in suit. Let’s try not to let the bacon guys find out, or we’re going to have a brawl on our hands.

Esquire: We’re normally fans of the gratuitous food photography here, but this shot of a skillet full of hash browns on page 42 just doesn’t have that Pinterest-y appeal we’ve come to expect.

Details: Back to the meat versus vegetables bit, Details offers a solution: adding meat to your vegetables, to make them taste just that much better. You don’t have to tell us twice.

Cars/Travel

GQ: None to speak of, but here’s the result of that Julia Louis-Dreyfus clown liaison. Undoubtedly odd.

Esquire: To “gauge the state of the American automotive industry,” three editors went to Detroit and drove 73 cars apiece over three days. Seems like a shoddy endeavor to us. But also, probably pretty damn fun.

Details: Apparently having run out of new cars to write about, we’re given a look at vintage topless SUVs. Not that we’re complaining—they’re certainly fun to look at—but the choice just seems a little... hipster.