Yes, that’s right. The Nets are 32-0 in their… 32 wins? After triple-checking that this Twitter handle was indeed not a parody, we here at SportsGrid decided to investigate further into just what is happening with this account. What we found is, well… this:

The #Nets have won five of six games when Joe Johnson makes a field goal with a minute or less remaining and the team trailing by <3

The “<3"s were the first visual sign that something is off with this Twitter account. Are the Nets trailing by love? Or less than three? Or arrow three? The emo middle-schooler in me is so confused. But not to worry, everyone, because Nets PR has got good news: not only are the Nets undefeated in their wins, they're also undefeated when Brook Lopez's haircut takes the court...

But what about prominent birthdays? How well do the Nets do on those? Well, they’ve got you covered there too, because of course they do. Nets GM Billy King is definitely allowed at the game on his birthday. Mr. Whammy, the jury’s still out on you: