âWhat comes from within and starts to sprout out What grows when youâre dead and grows when you're drunk,
Sometimes flecked with biscuit, smelling like a sock Or trimmed & oiled to perfection like a facial cock.

It starts in adolescence and can grow to your kneesSometimes smooth like a baby or pubicular & frizzee

Much maligned: over designed & recently reclaimed by some queers Ok 3-2-1
letâs hear it for beards.â