Keeley Hazell

It’s not quite what we were hoping for, but this preview of the Keeley Hazell Nude 2010 Calendar is still pretty freakin’ hot, and may yet have some surprises in store. There’s nowhere near as much nudity as the Keeley Hazell Topless 2009 Calendar – actually, there’s none, unless you count slightly see-through bath bubbles – but we’ve yet to see the rest of the calendar, so who knows, maybe we’ll actually get to see Keeley Hazell naked. What? Can’t a guy cling to hope?

Even though it says “Swimsuit Edition” indicating there may be other editions, we probably won’t get a Keeley Hazell nude calendar this year, what with Keeley not really doing the whole getting naked thing anymore, but if all we get is this Keeley Hazell bikini calendar, that’s fine by me (mostly) because these are some of the hottest Keeley Hazell pictures ever (in which she keeps her clothes on). Of course, one should never give up hope that we will once again see the perfection that is a naked Keeley Hazell.

It’s been a really long time since we’ve had any Keeley Hazell pictures up, and frmo what hear, we may never have any again, since Keeley wants to be taken seriously as an actress, and doesn’t even want her old topless photos reprinted. I know! Thankfully, the gents at Ralph magazine have been gracious enough to offer up these Keeley Hazell bikini pictures as a reminder of just how refrickindiculously hot she is. So hot in fact, that my brains just melted, and oozed out my ear holes. Again.

You’ve got to hand it to Keeley Hazell. While everyone else is just stripping down to their underwear, or wearing knock-off Superhero costumes, Keeley Hazell’s topless witch costume is the Best. Halloween Costume. Ever. In fact, it’s so awesome, I’m thinking of going as a topless Keeley Hazell myself this year. Of course, I could never do the real thing justice. My boobs aren’t that nice.

The boys at Nuts magazine have done it again, and boy did the do it. We’ve seen Keeley Hazell topless before, but these are some of her hottest pictures ever. And I do mean ever. Okay, no more talking (well, writing). It’s Keeley Hazell topless.

We love Keeley Hazell, and we especially love Keeley Hazell topless, which is kind of her default setting, but that’s why we love her. Well, it turns out that Keeley loves the Olympics, or at least I think that’s what’s going on here. Keeley stripped down, and got painted in gold from head to tow, which definitely deserves a gold medal.

Anyone else envisioning a weird mix of James Bond and Star Wars fantasies after seeing these Keeley Hazell topless pictures, or is that just me?

And in case you don’t want any stupid gold paint obstructing your view, we’ve added a few more Keeley topless pics to give you a bit more to look at.