Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to present ALL THE AWARDS to whatever lame brain came up with the Daniel Bryan/Kane/Dr. Shelby anger counseling group sessions. Man, that was pure joy! Fun on a bun! And can Bryan and Kane please just pool their anger now and become a tag team? With Harold (Scorpio Sky, TNA's Mason Andrews) as their manager?

And Bryan could scream “Don’t touch me, Harold!” every time he tried to impart managerial advice?

A++

My lord, that was good stuff. It started off a bit shaky, with Shelby’s son in a goat mask, but it still got Bryan to scream “I am handsome!” From there, though, watching Bryan’s bored expression while Harold shared with the group was amazing. Plus, when Bryan said “This is a bad idea” before Kane launched into his whole bit, I lost it. I didn’t even know what Kane was going to say at that point either. Man, even Daniel Bryan raising his hand was funny. It was like some bizarre Berkeley Breathed cartoon strip.

This was a dumb, silly juvenile segment that I’m pretty sure, back when it was announced that Bryan was going to be forced to take anger management classes, no one was looking forward to. I know I wasn’t. But from the soil of despair grew a beautiful f***ing rose! This was the kind of ridiculous stuff that can actually make a superstar. I’d even say that this was like the old Rock n’ Sock “This Is Your Life” segment.

And so from a facepalm-y storyline that was put into play because there was a slight chance Charlie Sheen was going to come in, work SummerSlam, and plug his FX sitcom, blossoms brilliance. And there were reports that the WWE was still open to having Sheen come in but...he doesn’t need to plug his show now. Season 1 ended last week and we’re all now waiting to hear if FX picks the show up for freakin’ 90 more episodes. Even then though, new episodes wouldn’t happen until 2013. So there’s nothing in it for Sheen unless the WWE wants to roll out a dump truck full of cash. But, after last night, I think we can all agree that they don’t need Sheen at all anymore.