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!! omg blog !! underwent some major changes this weekend. The posts here at vocis.com will remain, but the blog has moved to its own domain: If you are subscribed to the RSS feed, please resubscribe to my new feed at http://www.omgblog.com/index.xml Additionally, while Greymatter has served me well over the years, I have migrated !! omg blog !! to Movable Type so there will now be post categories (bear with me while I tag[PARTIAL POST:VISIT THE SITETO READ THE REST AND SEE PICTURES]

Here comes the sun

This is my final souvenir from New York. A couple days after the blizzard, perhaps Feb. 14, I was walking through Central Park and decided to pass through the zoo. The Central Park Zoo is great because you can see the sea lion pool from outside the gate and don't have to pay, though they are often just swimming in circles below the surface of the water. Well that day one of the sea lions[PARTIAL POST:VISIT THE SITETO READ THE REST AND SEE PICTURES]

Republican ladies love Michael Lucas

Who knew that proud Republican Lee Ann Womack and top cheerleader for President Bush Angie Harmon had any eye for quality? It is common knowledge that Michael Lucas makes some of the hottest (and most expensive) smut in the business, but until now I thought it was only the men of the right wing who knew anything about gay porn. Posing with Lucas during NY Fashion Week, apparently these two ladies are quite familiar. Perhaps[PARTIAL POST:VISIT THE SITETO READ THE REST AND SEE PICTURES]

Press-on madness

Look carefully at the flowers hanging on the wall. Yes, it is a mosaic, but those are not ancient ceramic tiles. They are press-on nails of every color. Some genius at the nail salon on 9th Ave. and 23rd St. in New York crafted this incredible piece of art, and it hangs in their window. No need to pay admission[PARTIAL POST:VISIT THE SITETO READ THE REST AND SEE PICTURES]

Missing: James McMackin

James McMackin is the roommate of a friend of mine. He once helped my friend Kristen and I get the #1 score in Erotic Photohunt at the Albatross Bar in Astoria, NY. James and I were also both standing around in Union Sq. on Election Day 2004 trying to get on a bus to go petition for John Kerry in Pennsylvania. He went missing this past Monday night in New York City. Please if you[PARTIAL POST:VISIT THE SITETO READ THE REST AND SEE PICTURES]

The warmest spot in New York

Not everyone had to get around on skis during the blizzard. During a Feb. 12 walk in Central Park with snow falling all around, I discovered where all the ducks and other birds were spending the snowy day: in the water and the trees[PARTIAL POST:VISIT THE SITETO READ THE REST AND SEE PICTURES]

Neither rain nor sleet nor gloom of night

shall stay these shoppers from 5th Ave on a Sunday. This man came all the way from New England with his cross-country skis just so he could finally get those beautiful Asprey cufflinks he had been wanting. Too bad Asprey was closed along with other shops on Feb. 12, the day of the big blizzard in New York. The man really was lucky to have skied out alive considering the commonly-known fact that New York[PARTIAL POST:VISIT THE SITETO READ THE REST AND SEE PICTURES]

The Pope might disagree with you!

Oh it feels good to be home again after such a long journey South. New York is as expensive as ever, but the subway made me feel downright nostalgic after enduring the Toronto streetcars for a few months now. Actually, I usually just drive my car because the idea of enduring the streetcar gives me a headache. Just yesterday I waited over thirty minutes for a Toronto bus at 1:30pm on a Friday. But I[PARTIAL POST:VISIT THE SITETO READ THE REST AND SEE PICTURES]

Pleased to meet you, too.

This timid little sandwich decided to don a very cute"I'm New"sticker to help make friends in the big city. I think he was on the right track until he decided to sit under the heatlamp in a deli. I hate to blame the victim, but he will probably meet a grisly end[PARTIAL POST:VISIT THE SITETO READ THE REST AND SEE PICTURES]

America's youngest 61-year-old

Abercrombie&Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries has made a fortune telling boys what to wear, and making his brand of sexy masculinity the standard in the United States. Over the years he has slowly taken on the qualities he is trying to instill in American youth, with frightening results. And what does he have to say about it?"Dude, I'm not an old fart who wears his jeans up at his shoulders."Check out Salon's[PARTIAL POST:VISIT THE SITETO READ THE REST AND SEE PICTURES]

Clay Aiken caught in the (gay) act

Not only did Page Six print the news today of Clay Aiken hooking up for gay sex with a horny ex-soldier, but there is more bad news for the American Idol star. Incriminating nude photos of his military tryst have surfaced today on the Internet, and you can only find them here. Uncensored photo after the jump [NSFW][PARTIAL POST:VISIT THE SITETO READ THE REST AND SEE PICTURES]

Jennie&Jesse: Equally INTENSE

When you've seen one teen heartthrob you've seen them all. Famous for playing Kelly Taylor on Beverly Hills 90210 , actress Jennie Garth is an expert at coquettish sidelong glances and flirtatious smirks. Another blonde beauty, teen pop munchkin Jesse McCartney , seems to have borrowed from Big Sister's playbook. If they were not separated at birth, they certainly have all the same faces. Fortunately though for Jesse, he doesn't have to live in Brenda's[PARTIAL POST:VISIT THE SITETO READ THE REST AND SEE PICTURES]

Does this man look like an Indian to you?

On the heels of the revelations that authors JT Leroy and James Frey are frauds, the LA Times has published a very detailed report calling into question the identity of celebrated"Native"author Nasdijj , whose book The Blood Runs Like a River Through My Dreams was a New York Times Notable Book and received a Salon book award. In a nutshell, Nasdijj is not who he claims to be in his memoirs. Rather he[PARTIAL POST:VISIT THE SITETO READ THE REST AND SEE PICTURES]