Pastafarianism

Pastafarianism is a cult that worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which is actually the Elder GodCthulhu in disguise. It is also known as the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Members of it claim that they were touched by the F.S.M.'s noodly appendage. Actually, they were touched by prairie squid that detached from Cthulhu and sent mind control waves into the Pastafarians, turning them into slaves of the Cult of Cthulhu. Here is a video message from Anonymous to the Pastafarians: