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There are only THREE rules of The Cellar.

Do not try to break the law using the Cellar.

Do not try to break the Cellar.

Do not be "intolerably irritating".

The meaning of that last item is of course open to interpretation. But basically, if you are a troll, attention whore, moron, spammer, single-issue hammer, or otherwise want to hurt or "test" this community, you WILL be removed and banned.

We prevent spam through Akismet. All spam posts fail to reach us. We laugh.

Lastly, this is a forum for adults, and we assume the content here is likely to be obscene or possibly offensive. All messages express the views of the people who wrote them. They like it that way.