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will rogers quotes

"I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money."

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."

"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."

"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has."

"Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock."

"Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it.... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week."

"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat."

"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."

"Politics is applesauce."

"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."