Tuesday, October 23, 2012

“Re-Cycling”

The
international Cycling Union announced Monday that it would not appeal the
sanctions imposed on Lance Armstrong, who was stripped of all 7 titles in the
Tour de France and barred for life from competing in sanctioned Olympic sports. Adding insult to injury, his former love
Sheryl Crowe has retroactively repealed everything from their relationship,
especially the sex.

The
UCI’s decision came after Armstrong declined to fight the doping charges
against him. No longer an inspiration to
kids, his new message is, “If you fall off a bike, don’t bother getting back
on.”

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It's Getting Late with Markus Kublin

8.23.09 at ImprovOlympic in Hollywood

SECURITY, a short comedy film

"No Badge. No Gun. No Clue."

Re: "Security"

Please check out this short film I wrote and produced, "Security." It's a "COPS" parody, made long before Paul Blart, Observe & Report, and others jumped on the mall cop bandwagon.Worthy of note: The film stars QVC on-air host Sharon Faetsch (very nerded up) and was directed and edited by Lee Scott of Atomik Video.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEQiI9VSQsw

"Security" No Badge. No Gun. No Clue.

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Re: The Hollywooder Rebbe

Please check out the short film, "The Hollywooder Rebbe," linked below from YouTube. I was fortunate enough to meet and interview The Rebbe, one of hippest and holiest sages of our time.The Hasidic stuff is very 'inside,' but so are the industry references, so everyone can be equally amused and confused.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfjvGg4I6qIIf you like it, spread the word. Thank you.

"The Hollywooder Rebbe"

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