Tuesday, May 13, 2008

It's a well known fact that prime ministers who serve any length of time sooner or later go mad (vide Thatcher, Blair), but Ed Balls, Gordon's anointed heir (how's that for a poisoned chalice?), seems to have achieved the feat before even getting a taste of the highest office. His plans for the school leaving age are beyond jaw-dropping. The men in white coats cannot be far away. Meanwhile, Boris's latest plan seems eminently sane. Boris Mark II (the new-look serious version) seems to be doing rather well so far...

Totally agreed. The last of the great statesmen! (Nor would she have balked at the term)

And Boris’ secret idol, I see, was Pericles. Apart, of course, from Marilyn Monroe, Aristotle, William Shakespeare, Descartes and Scarlett Johannson.

It may be a source of astonishment, but Hitler's secret idol, too, was Pericles. Still, a damn sight better than having Trotzki, Stalin, Mao and Saddam Hussein or Myra Hindley, on your list of favourites as, trust me on this, Livingston probably did...

selena, I heard that kenny's favourite was Hattie Jacques and that he wanders around Catford at night wearing her old tights, Uncle Addies favourite was Friedrich, never heard about Pericles before, unless it ran in the 2.15 at Mannhiem, I never did like Myra's eyeshadow much.

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