Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Rocker Beck Removes “c” in name to Disassociate Self from Glenn Beck

Totally cool indie rocker, Beck, has had enough of being confused with Glenn Beck on the internet and is finally taking steps to disassociate himself once and for all with the name Beck. He has decided to revert back to his real name Bek so that his friends and fans no longer have to be subjected to the vitriolic message they sometimes are subjected to when they find their way onto Glenn Beck’s website by mistake.

To introduce the change, Bek is planning on hosting a free intimate “Re-Naming Party” in L.A. sometime in May. And, to make absolutely certain his fans no longer confuse him with Glenn Beck, he is re-releasing his hit “Loser” and dedicating it to Glenn Beck. Said a close friend, “Listen to the lyrics, man, it’s just so fuc*ing fitting you know? ‘Kill the headlights and put it in neutral, Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control. Soy un perdedor.’ So fuc*ing fitting.”

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