HELP!!!!!!!CHOKING! JABBING! STABBING!- Moved

The dude won't stop poking me and stuff and the FIRST words of advise from all the 8th graders in this new school were "Never be a tattle-tail!" I've done everything!(Don't ask what unless you want to pee your pants or die laughing)!

ADDED INFO:
*I am 2 nice 2 say mean things
*He seeks me out to do his daily routine of stabbing and such
*I've tried asking nicely
*I've tried to get even but I'm no match
*I don't want to hurt his feelings because he's.... an... annoying but nice friend
*He has a girlfriend by what he says so I doubt he like-likes me

HELP!!!!!!!CHOKING! JABBING! STABBING!- Moved

Well...........after a month of school/torture I sprayed him with cherry blossom perfume and he smelt 4 the rest of the day HE WAS FLIPPING OUT but the teacher wasn't there. About a week ago he was behind me so I took my shoulder and rammed into him as 1/2 as hard as I could and he FLEW back 4 feet. At least he still landed on his feet but I rammed him a 2 weeks after he had surgery 2 get the bar in his leg removed.