The "hPad." In a June 2010 email with the subject line "hPad," Clinton tells communications aide Philippe Reines she's excited that her new iPad has arrived and asks if he can teach her to use it on their flight to Kiev.

Bank robber. After being told somebody in a Hillary Clinton mask had robbed a bank, she wondered: "Should I be flattered? Even a little bit?" and added, "As for my alibi, well, let's just say it depends on the snow and the secret service."

Lazy alcoholic. In an Election Day 2010 exchange with Sidney Blumenthal, the longtime adviser had some harsh words to say about John Boehner. "Boehner is despised by the younger, more conservative members of the House Republican Conference. They are repelled by his personal behavior," Blumenthal wrote. "He is louche, alcoholic, lazy, and without any commitment to any principle."

Chelsea Clinton. "The incompetence is mind numbing," Clinton's daughter wrote from Haiti after the 2010 earthquake, warning that tens of thousands of children could die if the organization of relief efforts wasn't improved. She describes herself as an "invisible soldier" for her parents, the New York Times notes.

Gefilte fish. "Where are we on this?" Clinton asked aides in February 2010 in an email with that title, apparently referring to containers of carp held up in Illinois because of a customs dispute with Israel.

Ogrish males. "I for one loved that you finally called out the ogrish males on your staff who roll their eyes at womens issues and events," Reines wrote to Clinton in May 2010, giving the name of one eye-roller, whose name is redacted.

Email confusion. Top aide Huma Abedin wrote to Clinton in early 2010, telling her somebody had been having trouble emailing one of her addresses and when she contacted a department help desk, "They had no idea it was YOU."

TV choices. In early 2010, Clinton asked an aide to find out the times of Parks and Recreation and The Good Wife.

And STILL... the republican miscreants whine and twist and sensationalize a non-issue. I'm surprised Trump hasn't questioned Hillary's birth certificate like he does Obama's.

BTDT2

Sep 1, 2015 4:02 PM CDT

Interestingly, every prior Secretary of State required the use of classified, secured phones, email systems, and networks in order to do the job of SoS. If you've never held a security clearance and don't understand why this is a big deal, start here: http://20committee.com/2015/08/16/hillarys-emailgate-understanding-security-classification/

Mr.LarryG.

Sep 1, 2015 11:15 AM CDT

Boehner has gotten a hold of classified emails of Hillary detailing in code of her letting out a well timed fart during a church service back in 1972,,,,Hannity is investigating as we speak,,,,