Thanks to fellow getbigger 'Nomad,' we now have awareness of the analbolic window, a short period after training during which the muscles of the anus are especially apt to absorb everything from protein to AAS. (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=455599.0)

It is uncontroversial that inserting a variety of substances into one's anus leads to superior absorption rates. Many MDMA users, for example, report achieving a more effective high in less time via "butt bumping," or inserting the MDMA tablet into their poopenschaft.

What does this mean for bodybuilders, those of us dedicated to do whatever it takes to acquire lean mass? Simple: given the exponential increase in protein and AAS absorption that results from the combination of already superior anal absorption and the infinite power of the analbolic window, we are on the cusp of a muscle building revolution. It is no exaggeration to say that your ass is now your future.

Here's a summary of a peer-reviewed article corroborating the validity of anal absorption of AAS suppository successes (AAAASSS):

AbstractThe investigations were designed to evaluate the systemic absorption of two steroids from suppositories. The suppositories containing either Deca-Durabolin (100 mg) or nandrolone decanoate (100 mg) were administered to a group of 4 baboons restrained in chairs. The levels of radio-activity in the plasma and urine were measured up to 120 h following rectal administration, and these levels were compared with those of a subsequent intravenous administration (100 mg each). The results show that both Deca-Durabolin (D) and nandrolone decanoate (N) are rapidly (tmax = 2-3 h) and significantly (D: 60-78%, N: 47-58%) absorbed from suppositories and thus can also cause systemic effects.

The revolution is now. Your ass is your future. Are you ready to take the plunge?