Kistaro Windrider, Reptillian Situation Assessor

Unfortunately, I Really Am That Nerdy

1. Never attempt to use a stapler while operating on less than three and a half hours of sleep.2. Always watch to see which end of a stapler one is about to grab.3. A staple in one's finger hurts far less than one might expect.4. Staple wounds heal extremely quickly, in under two minutes if you're me.

*nods* I've not experienced staple wounds, but the sharper something is made by, the quicker it heals in my experience (makes sense). I've had paper cuts that have sealed over very quickly, although been sore for a while longer.