I would have wanted to sit at that table. Next to Latifah and Mary J. Especially during Madonna’s nauseating acceptance speech. Because did you see Latifah’s face?

She was ...patronising.

And she was holding back some serious sh-t.

The video is below. And I’ve also screen-capped their expressions. Amazing, right?

Right after that they cut to Elton John who was overheard, much earlier, at the beginning of the broadcast, saying NO F-CKING WAY when someone asked if Madonna had a chance of winning...over HIM. Well, as you can see, here’s what he thought of her Masterpiece.

So put Elton and Latifah and Mary J at the same table, and this is where we all needed a mic.