I’ve got lots of wishes for the new year. So many I don’t know where to start.

I know I’d like to get the US out of the UN and the UN out of the US. There is zero justification for hosting and funding this radical leftist bureaucracy that is accountable to no one and corrupt to its core. To Hell with the UN. GTFO, Bitches. Tomorrow.

What a worm. A low down, candy-assed chickenshit betrayal of one of our strongest allies – and he waits to do it while vacationing in Hawaii. In his last month in office, with no upcoming election to worry about and no price to pay.

Well it’s another blessed Christmas at the Taint’s. All the kids and grandkids are here. Except our oldest son and his family. He works for an oil company down in South America and rarely gets back. He always send mom and me a present though. This year he sent us a beautiful, live bird.

It was a good sized bird, about 12″ tall with bright green, blue and yellow feathers and a hooked beak.

I’ll tell you something. That bird was delicious.

We had him for Christmas dinner. Mom fixed it up with her stuffing, cranberry sauce and sweet potato casserole.

My son called us after Christmas, wanting to know if we got the bird. I said we got him. He wanted to know how we liked it and I said that was probably the best bird we ever ate.

He said “Dad, you don’t mean to tell me you ate that bird!”

I said of course we did. We my son got all upset and pitched a fit.

“Dad I paid a small fortune for that bird. That bird was worth thousands of dollars – it could speak four languages!”

You Hippies knew this was coming. But it’s OK, we won’t hurt you. We feel many of you are redeemable and we promise the deaths of the others will be peaceful and painless. So come on in voluntarily and we’ll reward you with free weed, for life.

Note that not all Hillary supporters are currently targeted. Some are still useful and the rest are all very entertaining. They’ll all hear from the IRS soon, otherwise we’ll leave them alone, for now.

Other targeted groups listed below are due to report soon. Watch for future announcements on the dates you need to report.