Ladies and gentleman, I think the evidence is clear, consistent, and overwhelmingly in support of my thesis. One of the great dilemmas of the ages has been solved: Socialism is not, and was never meant to be, a coherent political philosophy at all, it's merely a New Age health clinic masquerading as a political philosophy.

Now that we're all agreed on that - anyone up for a little colonic irrigation followed by a nourishing glass of prune juice?

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Your comments are very true.I once sent one of my more stressed colleagues to a Health Spa in Mexico.I instructed him to run a nice hot bath and to relax.When he was completely relaxed, I asked him if he had a headache.He said "No!".That's when I put the Ice Pick in the back of his head.It worked so well, we had no more complaints from Mr. Trotsky!!!

Ahh, I just watched the movie Frida on friday night which has Geoffrey Rush playing trotsky.

I dont know about Prune juice, but I'm up for the colonic irrigation, at least they lubricate the wand before sticking it up your arse. Most of the companies I've worked for in the past five years wouldnt even do that for you.