YES! The return of classic Sandra & Woo, now with less color!
I at least though that Larisa was at least Bi, or at least open to the idea. Besides, Larisa is far too young to decide whether or not she is a lesbian. She has to at least wait until she gets in college. Then she will become a bitter, man-hateing lesbian like the rest of the sophomores!

I so understand how she feels. If I wasn’t at least semi-cautious about what I say when I lose my train of thought I could have even weirder things come out of my mouth, and in even weirder situations. Of course, I never learned how to be embarrassed, so the main reason I learned that skill was to prevent confusion in whoever I was talking to.

I believe the definition of “bimbo” includes: blondness, scatter-brainedness (losing one’s train of thought in the middle of speaking to others) and a distinct tendency toward and desire for courting behavior – i.e. smooching and such…

@ Naes Draw:
… which is to be expected if you have a pyromaniac hold a presentation about the ozone layer, isn’t it? Considering all things, it’s probably not so bad the wrong-headed train of thoughts did derail. Had it not, I could see Larisa convincing the class and the teacher that the ozone layer must. be. destoyed..

there is a girl with her priorities in line. Screw the ozone layer – she’s got kissing to do! [her logic seems to imply, though, that if there was a shortage of boys at that school she would be saying “thank goodness i’m a lesbian because there aren’t that many boys and if they were dummies…”

I’m 100% sure that you aren’t able to “decide” what your sexuality is. It’s what you’re born with. I’d say something more along the lines that her romantic/love-related feelings aren’t fully developed yet… but then again, she has kissed and dated a whole lot of people, hasn’t she?

Your teacher has a point Larissa. You silly goose, in order to troll properly you should just segue into a discussion on Deborah Kogan and Jane Goodall, __then__ you can gone completely off topic. Once you have everyone completely snowed, no one ever conciders questioning the connection between the pink elephant in the room and Ozone layer.

That train didn’t derail, t grew wings and flew. Though into fun areas, it still flew off those tracks… what was I saying? Oh yeah, glad I’m not straight. Having to deal with all that DRAMA. Oy…. I have enough on my own, thank you.

I believe the definition of “bimbo” includes: blondness, scatter-brainedness (losing one’s train of thought in the middle of speaking to others) and a distinct tendency toward and desire for courting behavior – i.e. smooching and such…

Unfortunately there is no good translation for the German word „Zicke“ that I wanted to use here. But “bimbo” also implies a certain amount of trashiness and malevolence.

Good eye! WOW! I didn’t even catch the Jackson woo hoo moment until just now… the two dimensions being what they are, I too recommend altering the last panel. It’s suggestive in more than an Austrailian Coco-cola sense.

Maybe bitch would have gone better there (pretty sure most people think bimbo=dumb, while bitch=mean) but I guess you would prefer to avoid such words (I think, can’t remember if you’ve used curse words before).

I believe the definition of “bimbo” includes: blondness, scatter-brainedness (losing one’s train of thought in the middle of speaking to others) and a distinct tendency toward and desire for courting behavior – i.e. smooching and such…

That’s funny, I thought Bimbo was a bakery and Futbol team supporter.
WHO KNEW!

I’m 100% sure that you aren’t able to “decide” what your sexuality is. It’s what you’re born with. I’d say something more along the lines that her romantic/love-related feelings aren’t fully developed yet… but then again, she has kissed and dated a whole lot of people, hasn’t she?

@ Paeris Kiran:
Well that could just make her bisexual with a preference for guys. She’s not saying it would suck if she was attracted to women, she’s saying it would suck if she was only attracted to them.

Oh, yeah… So there’s a hole in the ozone layer, and if we’re not careful, we’ll all die by the end of 2012, just like the Mayans said. You know, the Mayans were a pretty cool civilization. They were pretty obsessed with the number sixty, though. Or maybe that was the Aztecs. I’ll have to check my notes…. Wait, this isn’t history class?
“…Well, anyway, we’re burning a hole in the ozone layer, as I shall now demonstrate. *flicks lighter* *ignites chart* And so the sunlight… *points to flickering flames* will get through because of all these fossil fuels we have released through the burning– *the flames lick the whole chart and begin burning the edges of the paper* Okay, so they’re greenhouse gases which destroy the ozone layer, and ultimately, everything is destroyed by one little thing. *the last scrap of paper burns up*
“For want of a nail, the horse was lost, am I right? Yeah, I think I read that for literat– what? Principal’s office? For what, I was just giving a report… You can’t be serious. Oh, let go! All right, see you.”