The Workhorse
The favorite bra you wear every day, forever, until it literally falls apart.

The Vise
Worn for workouts, this bra's smushing abilities are legend.

The Great Descender
The strapless bra which, no matter how tightly you cinch it, always wriggles its way down to your waist within five minutes of leaving the house

The Bat Bra
The bra whose effects on your cleavage break every known law of physics.

The Aspirational Brassiere
Purchased accidentally, this bra is a full cup size too large... but you keep it around anyway, in the hopes of giving your boobs something to strive for.

The Deceiver (or, as I like to call it, "The Lays Chips Bag Bra")
The bra that makes your boobs look five times bigger than they actually are

Sir Pokes-a-Lot
The bra with a sharp, badly-lined underwire that causes unavoidable injuries every time you wear it.

The Interloper
A bra which... wait a second. This isn't my bra! Whose bra is this?!

The Useless Boob Bedazzler
No support, no structure, and no function whatsoever... but oooooh, it's so pretty!

The Heavy Hitter
Overwires, underwires, a five-pronged hydraulic clasp system, and straps thick enough to choke a donkey: this bra is a must-have for the large-breasted set.
Not my post, all credit to @onmymccloudhttp://imgur.com/gallery/isFbE reposting it because it made my wife laugh her tits off pun intended and these days we all need a laugh