After winning close to 90% of the vote, Simpson was said to have exclaimed, "yes...Yes...YES!" before squealing in fake delight and saying, "Mmm, Yost, you're so big." (Hey, he who writes the blog entry, gets to live the fantasy, folks)

When told of her lopsided defeat, predictably, Stacy cheered for Courtney.

An 18-year-old male ASU student was arrested Sunday night (29 January) at Hayden Library and charged with indecent exposure and public sexual indecency. The suspect allegedly pulled his pants and underwear to his mid-thighs to masturbate while watching pornography on his laptop. When asked why he had gone to the library to view pornography and masturbate, the suspect allegedly told police, "To be honest, the Internet connection at my dorm isn't good enough."

Also, Kimberly Sams has found an opportunity to continue her cheerleading, with the Tennessee Raptors of the Alliance Football League (whatever the hell that is).

Her tryout went something like this (and no, I'm not making this up, it's a quote from Raptors owner Randy Ferrell):

"Members of the coaching staff went to Hooters after a team workout and I recalled the story, so we asked about her," said Ferrell on Sunday. "I asked how I could contact her and they said 'she's right over there, if you'd like to talk with her.' We did and she very enthusiastically said she would love to become a member of our squad. She loves to cheerlead and she absolutely loves football."

She's now a Jammin'Raptor Girl. Check it here: http://www.tennesseeraptors.com/

Although brand new to the Raptor organization, Kimberly is the only Jammin' Raptor Girl with a photo album. Way to cash in Randy.

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