10 Signs You're Probably Too Close to Your Cat

I have had my cats for nearly half my life — the same two kitties. I have lived with them and loved them longer than my husband and my children and I dread the day when I have to say goodbye.

I do call myself a cat person, but I don’t think I am a “crazy cat person” — you know the people who are just way too close to their cat … it happens, I’ve seen it. There are some signs that go beyond just loving the fun quirks cats have or their interesting attitudes — yes, you can actually be too close to your cat.

Click through to see 10 signs you are probably too close to your cat:

You Dress Them 1 of 10

If you spend time browsing and buying clothes for your cat, then dress your cat in them and have a photo shoot, you're too close to your cat.Image hosted on Imgur

You’ve Started a Country Band 2 of 10

If you have such a great love for your cat that the two of you started a country band together with sappy love songs, you're too close to your cat.Image hosted on Imgur

You Get Jealous 3 of 10

If you get jealous like a clingy girlfriend every time your cat spends time with someone else, you're too close to your cat.Image hosted on Imgur

You Go for Walks … Together 4 of 10

If you don't take your cat out for a walk, the two of you go out together... hand in hand, you're too close to your catImage hosted on Imgur

You Wear Your Heart on Your Sleeve 5 of 10

If you say things like "I wear my heart on my sleeve" and mean it literally because you're carrying your cat around, you're too close to your cat.Image hosted on Imgur

Your Cat Is Magic 6 of 10

If you really think your cat can do no wrong and poops and farts rainbows, you're too close to your cat.Image hosted on Imgur

Your Cat Is the King 7 of 10

If you treat your cat like they are king of the world or the next best thing on the planet, you're too close to your cat.Image hosted on Imgur

Your Cat Gets a Birthday Party 8 of 10

If you send out invites to your friends to celebrate your cat's 3rd birthday and have a full-on theme, you're too close to your cat.Image hosted on Imgur

You Have a Bedtime Routine 9 of 10

If you and your cat have a bedtime routine so defined you have story time too, you're too close to your cat.Image hosted on Imgur

Your Cat Is Beating You 10 of 10

If you and your cat have an ongoing game of Drawsomething and he is better at it than you, you're too close to your cat.Image hosted on Imgur

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