There’s not much that can be said about BuzzFeed’s ode to Gay Valentine’s Day, because it pretty much hits the “life” nail right on the head. It’s perfect.

“The Eight Types Of Gay Guys I’ve Dated” stereotypes every man you’ve ever dated into one of eight surprisingly relatable roles, saving the best one—The One—for last. It’ll put a smile on your face if you’re flying solo this V-Day and, at the very least, give you hope for Valentine’s Days to come: