Two pastors were out skinny dipping on the lake between the two villages they pastored. When they got out of the water but naked they saw a group of people approaching and as there was no place to hide they instinctively covered themselves with their hands. One of them covered his private parts while the other covered his face. The group passed amused and after they were gone the pastor covering his genitals went:
– weren’t you ashamed those people saw you naked?
– well, in my village people recognise me only by my face…