Pluto
and Mercury will fight to control your mood swings this month in a Walt-Disney-short-cartoon-of-the-early-1940's
type way. It looks likely that Mercury will win in the end after jamming a large spanner
down Pluto's throat.

Expect
fiery bursts of anger to come out of your mouth during the most innocent of moments. This is not Tourrettes, just Saturn causing mayhem in 90% of cases.

Pluto's patronising Things You Ought To Know this month: Homophobia is not a hatred of a
home.