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you signed me up on facebook for some group that posts pics of their cats?! i hate you for this. enough fucking asstards post endless pics of their retarded, inbred descendants of real cats, what the fuck do i need this for?!! the whole "free crap by the side of the road" is a hateful and stupid ass group that you joined me to already, WTF?!!!!! i realize the title incorporates the word "pussy", and i was half heartedly hoping that this involved really interesting crotch shots, but nevertheless, to my expected dismay, it's pics of stupid fucking cats. fuck you! if you're that bored at home, come over and take me out for a drink. furthermore, i love all sorts of shit, but i don't want to see people's dumb ass pics on facebook about anything!! like, say, chickens. i love my chickens. i love your chickens. but i don't have time for, or give a shit about some needs-to-be-destroyed asswipe's chicken pics. i realize that you make the time to do all this weird "trolling" and whatever else amounts to life time indulgence in all the world's stupidity, but you know i don't give a fuck. yes, me and goddamned honey badger. now stop it.

OKM!

now wipe that snot assed grin of victory off your face or i'll beat it off with a fucking stray carcass!! and you can post that!!!

I wasn't trying to be inflammatory, or condescending, or implying anything about their race or religion,' she says. 'I was trying to make sure the woman was OK because I don't think women generally do enough in small ways to help one another.

'I think he misconstrued my offer of help. I made him uncomfortable because he wasn't helping her.'

The couple became infuriated. 'The husband came up behind me and said in my ear, “You f*** off,” which I found very intimidating,' Miss Heathcote-Drury says. 'I wanted to get out of the shop as quickly as possible, but he approached me again.'

The Dutch government says it will abandon the long-standing model of multiculturalism that has encouraged Muslim immigrants to create a parallel society within the Netherlands.

A new integration bill (covering letter and 15-page action plan), which Dutch Interior Minister Piet Hein Donner presented to parliament on June 16, reads: "The government shares the social dissatisfaction over the multicultural society model and plans to shift priority to the values of the Dutch people. In the new integration system, the values of the Dutch society play a central role. With this change, the government steps away from the model of a multicultural society."

I may not be a hundred per cent certain (say it to yourself slow, like a movie hillbilly character) WHAT the kids mean by it nowadays, but being a nerd has all sorts of qualities we never gave it as kids, and back then if anything, it certainly was not a good or cool thing.

BUT

like other things which used to not be cool, we celebrate them now.

THIS THREAD

however, is about the timeless amazing fantasticness of comic books. let's talk about what comic book you are reading right now and why you love it. just one rule: this has to be a real physical comic book, no e-things or web based stuff.

a few days ago i receive a package in the post, and i'm not expecting anything. i become immediately concerned when i see that it has been sent by ALTY(!). there's going to be one of those Canadian beasts inside, like a koala or some river snake egg or something. maybe it's an empty jar he needs filled with weed? he seemed to like that stuff A LOT when he was here visiting.

HA, NO -

that alaskan foreigner sent me some kinda damm computer thing. (?) shocking discovery! while visiting a few months back, this loveable salmon eater realized that i live in the twentieth century, what with my no internetness, and all.

SO

the crazy fucker sends me a laptop!

WHY?!

so that i can be bugging the piss out of you here, right now, with all these technologies. or whenever, i'm on the frickin internets!!

WOOT!

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!

ALTY -

you rule. i'm not sure how to get even ( ), but you f'in rule!! rather unbelievable.