Pippa Middleton Topless on Newsfeed - The Royal wedding is over, but the scandals are just getting started. That’s right - pictures of my future wife, Pippa Middleton, topless off the coast of Ibiza in 2006 have surfaced and the Royal Family is pissed! Well, I can’t really tell because I think they’re robots. I mean, did you see the royal kiss? If I married Kate Middleton, I’d be mouth-kissing that girl for ten minutes! But, back to the hotty Pippa. When I was trying to find pictures of her topless, my computer got a virus and all I really saw was some sideboob. Listen, if I was looking for side boob, I’d watch old reruns of NYPD Blue. Just sayin’.

Pippa Middleton Topless on Newsfeed - The Royal wedding is over, but the scandals are just getting started. That’s right - pictures of my future wife, Pippa Middleton, topless off the coast of Ibiza in 2006 have surfaced and the Royal Family is pissed! Well, I can’t really tell because I think they’re robots. I mean, did you see the royal kiss? If I married Kate Middleton, I’d be mouth-kissing that girl for ten minutes! But, back to the hotty Pippa. When I was trying to find pictures of her topless, my computer got a virus and all I really saw was some sideboob. Listen, if I was looking for side boob, I’d watch old reruns of NYPD Blue. Just sayin’.

I'm Jonny Loquasto with NewsFeed. In, "Wow, do people really take the time to care about this crap? Yeah unfortunately" news, over 3 months after her sister Kate married Prince William, reports on the internet are rampant that Pippa Middleton may have used a butt lift to give her derrearee the perfect round shape that had even black men watching the Royal Wedding. According to beauty experts, Middleton may have used special underwear or padding that would really disappoint the Pippa Middleton Appreciation Society Facebook group. Yup, that's a group that actually exists and it has over 200,000 members, probably mostly dudes who look like this. Now, some people are saying, "Well why doesn't she do what Kim Kardashian did and take an X-Ray of her butt to prove it's real?". Oh, I don't know, maybe because Pippa has better things to do than to take diagnostic imaging pictures of her ass! Let's compare here: Royal Family -- Kardashians. Ya know what, I'll take a scone & Pippa's saggy keester any day. I'm Jonny Loquasto and you've been fed.

Hey, I know it’s a stretch, but remember when Prince William married Kate Middleton? Oh yeah of course you do because it’s all the press can talk about lately! Well, now that the two are married they have embarked on an incredible honeymoon fit for a king…well fit for a prince nervously awaiting to be king. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge picked the North Island of Seychelles as their romantic getaway and are spending an estimated 1 million dollars in 10 days. I lot of people would say that’s a lot of money but I understand because it’s got to be so stressful to be a prince and have all those responsibilities. All those polo games, tea parties and shopping can leave you exhausted. Also all that air-waving, ow.

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UPDATE - Kate Middleton Is Inside The Hospital On This Stream which is streaming 100% LIVE from London! Keeping an eye on the Lindo wing of st Mary's hospital in London where Kate Middleton will give birth to prince Williams baby

The TLC network has announced that Kate Gosselin’s show “Kate +8” has been canceled after 150 episodes. In its place, they are picking up an equally exploitative series called “Casey -1”. I guess this new show has way less child labor violations.
TLC didn’t state why they officially canceled the show but my theory is that when they took Jon out of the show’s title, it sounded way too much like a dirty website. Kate plus… you get it.
Don’t worry though; word has it that they’re planning specials for people to catch up on Kate and the kid’s lives. The first one is on an episode of “Intervention” where they have to sit Kate down and tell her nobody cares anymore.

Pippa Middleton Porn Offer on Newsfeed - So, Pippa Middleton, the sister of the future queen of England is all the rage and Pippa-mania is at a fevered pitch. I couldn’t be more bloody excited about it! What will she do next!? Well Vivid video has offered her 5 million dollars to do one explicit porn scene, and they’ll even let her pick her partner! How thoughtful of you Vivid. I personally would like to lend my services as the male lead in a service I’m titling: “Dick And Harry.” But seriously, 5 million dollars to the sister of the future queen of England? That’s kinda like offering Oprah a job here at Newsfeed!

Pippa Middleton Porn Offer on Newsfeed - So, Pippa Middleton, the sister of the future queen of England is all the rage and Pippa-mania is at a fevered pitch. I couldn’t be more bloody excited about it! What will she do next!? Well Vivid video has offered her 5 million dollars to do one explicit porn scene, and they’ll even let her pick her partner! How thoughtful of you Vivid. I personally would like to lend my services as the male lead in a service I’m titling: “Dick And Harry.” But seriously, 5 million dollars to the sister of the future queen of England? That’s kinda like offering Oprah a job here at Newsfeed!