#AskEden - None of my toys worked

Today I got really excited when I came home from work to discover that my package from EF had finally arrived. I had bough 2 vibrators and gotten a free t-shirt as a gift. However, when I tried my toys out, NEITHER worked.

The classic G-Spot Mini claimed to have 7 functions but I could only get it to do one no matter how I tried clicking it. I couldn't even get it to turn off.

Today I got really excited when I came home from work to discover that my package from EF had finally arrived. I had bough 2 vibrators and gotten a free t-shirt as a gift. However, when I tried my toys out, NEITHER worked.

The classic G-Spot
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Today I got really excited when I came home from work to discover that my package from EF had finally arrived. I had bough 2 vibrators and gotten a free t-shirt as a gift. However, when I tried my toys out, NEITHER worked.

The classic G-Spot Mini claimed to have 7 functions but I could only get it to do one no matter how I tried clicking it. I couldn't even get it to turn off.

The Clitornal Hummer wouldn't even turn on!

Now I understand that shipping can be rough, and things get damaged or were just made defective in the factory.

But 2 out of 2 in an order were broken. Literally, my entire order was broken! That is just super rotten luck if you ask me.