Here we observe the classic "Peel Out Passenger Plop," a venerable maneuver guaranteed to put a smile on the face of an onlooker and road rash on the butt of the passenger. Some gals are unbelievably selfish. They get pitched off a few times and a little case of Asphalt Ass makes 'em start whinin' for a sissybar to hang on to. Can you believe that? As if a guy's gonna spoil his machine's clean lines and smooth profile with an ugly hunk of bent steel - gimme a break. The bike's operator is often as surprised as the passenger when the front end lifts up. Hell, one look at the big-bore mill stuffed into that rigid frame should tell anyone that this sumbitch probably pops a first-gear wheelie every time. So if the gal got street tar in her tush, it's her own fault. Dave agrees, "It's like those taped-up storefront windows in the background. Nobody meant to break the glass, but the guys probably got carried away with their choppin and kickin' one day. Likewise, you don't always plan wheelies." Then he paused dramatically before adding, "But you do when you do." I'm still working on that last part.