Shoes You Can Count On

Are you embarrassed that whenever you need to do a complicated math problem? Do you end up needing to remove your shoes so you can count on your toes when adding and subtracting large numbers?

With the “Shoes You Can Count On” you will never have to display those disgusting toes of yours in public ever again. Instead of exposing everyone around you to that dangerous foot odor of yours you just slide the beads built into the toes of the shoes. You shoes will work like a good old fashioned abacus.