Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Anniversary Party

So the one year anniversary of this bitch is coming quick.It came so quick I didn’t even realize it.Now I know how my sexual partners feel.Nah, I’m kidding, I’m as flaccid as a half-filled water balloon.

Anyway, to celebrate I’m throwing a party at my place.I’m gonna have grab bags of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos and a 2/3-full bottle of 7up.

Lucky for you all, the anniversary lands on October 4th, a Saturday.This means that there’s no work the next day and we can stay up as late as we want watching Saturday Night Live on my bed.I’ll be on the computer watching porn, but you guys can eat my Cheetos and drink my 7up on my bed.Just bring your own fucking napkins.I don’t want any Cheeto residue staining my bed.Make sure they’re moist napkins because dry napkins don’t do shit against Cheeto dust fingers.I don’t need to be telling you this.

Mission Statement

I write because I like making people laugh. Some of my blog entries do so, most fail miserably.

No, wait. I write because I need validation. Those of my blog entries I consider failures are those lacking in comments. Validate me with comments whether they be constructive, or contain links to pictures of ghost towns. I do love them so.

Also, perhaps a tertiary objective completely unrelated to this blog, I love playing with wax and will one day fill a pool with molten wax and throw ice cubes into it. Wouldn't that be grand?