LIFE'S A JUNGLE • Vol. 05

Slip into that sleeping pod and turn your nap setting to “next level”. Upon rising, locate the nearest Sunglass Hut because the UVs are about to get intense with these scorchers. Call the hotel ahead of time to confirm both flavors of Malibu. Stock up on sand castle molds and build yourself a fucking fortress. Reserve all the segways and illegally add NOS for a real experience. Order monopoly money so you can throw bills in the air while being fiscally responsible. Make sure to eat enough grains and vegetables, it’s really easy to fall behind. Press play and dance!

LAJ Vol. 5 is a week late, deal with it. Your boy was busy throwing down a blasphemous amount of heaters last week following CS co–founder Artem’s glorious elopement. Needless to say, we all left 110% on the dancefloor.

On the flight back from Barbados I thought to myself, "can one experience too many vibes? What is the maximum human capacity?" A question as old as time. Accordingly, Vol. 5 seeks to find the answer — the density ratio of habanero-level sonic vibrations disrupts the fabric of space-time, but I won’t bore you with astrophysics here. Just know that we’re committed to tackling real life issues.