Staring in awe as she stared out onto the stage, Las Vegas
visitor Allison Garrity was moved to tears Saturday evening after seeing
whimsical, beautiful, yet somehow haunting performance of Cirque Du Soleil’s
newest show, La Messe.
My husband and I couldn’t take our eyes off the stage,” Garrity
told EOTT, adding that the La Messe show stood out in how closely it resembled
the Novis Ordo they attended at home. “They writers of the show nailed
everything.... Read More

Telling news reporters that they were in “utter disbelief”
that they’ve been mourning the destruction of what they mistakenly believed was
nothing more than a “museum of sorts,” people from around the world announced today
that they were devastated to learn that Notre Dame is actually a Catholic
cathedral.
“The Catholic Church stands for everything that is wrong
with religion,” said witness Darin Gruber, saying that he would have been
rejoicing,... Read More

Expressing anxiety at not being able to find the perfect
Notre Dame Instagram filter to make himself feel better after learning of the
fires, local Catholic Denis Moore told friends and family Monday that he may
have to cancel plans until one was found.
“Today’s been really rough on Denis,” said Moore’s wife, Donna.
“It’s our anniversary and he had to cancel. He called in sick from work and
hasn’t eaten a bite of food since the news... Read More

Recent footage of Pope Francis shows him repeatedly pulling
his hand away from a line of people attempting to take a lick of his Ring Pop.
The one-minute video of Pope Francis not allowing anyone a taste
the strawberry flavor of the Ring Pop has drawn much controversy since it
surfaced Monday, pitting conservatives against liberals.
“He definitely understands the importance of the ring—how
yummy it is,” said Jesuit priest Thomas Lovett.... Read More

Local mom Annette Bule allegedly paid close to $250 to fix her daughter’s entrance into homeschool.
Bule is accused of paying a “fixer,” and close friend of her husband named Anthony Newman, to guarantee that her husband would agree to homeschool their daughter.
Annette Bule, along with neighbor Kendell Betts, were among
the 3 parents indicted at the conclusion of the Knights of Columbus
investigation named “Big White Van.”... Read More