Now, I don’t know about you, but if I were to survive a shark attack–or any attack for that matter–I would talk about it at every chance I got.

But the again, I’m not a multi-Oscar nominated actor, à la Leonardo DiCaprio. The Wolf Of Wall Streetstar hit up The Ellen DeGeneres Show today to plug his new film, and decided to casually drop the story about how he and a giant great white got locked in a cage together.

And the shark chomped at him.

He’s like in the middle of telling a lovely story about his environmental work with sharks, and bam. There it is. Watch the video above to see just how calmly and causally he talks about it. That man is skilled.