#2 … thanks to the red text, can't put that on the server for the kids and parents …
#8 if you are dumb enough to do that to someone you better make sure you don't break their teeth, dislocate their jaw, tear their lips, or easiest, cause them to choke to death

Fronk

On #2 – Quit being a whiney woman.
On #8 – Why not? That would make it even funnier. And dont drink from the carton, or shit like that will happen.

Felix

#11 is from "The Punisher: War Zone" movie that came out a few years back. Pretty good flick, IMO, even though pretty much no one else saw it.

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