Delhi Police's Press Release On The Effects Of Marijuana Sounds More Like An Ad For Weed

Did you know all it took was marijuana to 'find inner peace' and 'be friends with everyone'? Nope, me neither, but if the police is saying so, it must be true.

Basically, Delhi Police released a Press Release about arresting two people who were trying to import marijuana from the US. Pretty standard, right? Yep, but the statement in itself is so funny that it is doing the exact opposite of what was intended. It straight up sounds like a guide to smoking good pot and is like a menu card of the different variety of weed.

In a press release, @DelhiPolice have shared names of imported ganja and their effects. Contagious laugh, seeking inner peace, always there for you are some of the effects. :P pic.twitter.com/ocHYvyEHjj

Now comes the menu card. Police were very thorough with their investigation of this weed. In fact, they found out what each type of cannabis does. I wonder how they got such detailed information.

So anyway, if you just want to laugh, you should just try 'bubba kush', but if you're looking for a deeper meaning in life and want inner peace, 'pineapple express' is the way to go!

'Alien OG' will make you laugh at your own jokes, while 'jack herer' is there to help you make friends. Even I'm confused by the last two; is it saying 'grandaddy purr' (great name, btw) will always be there for us? And, what does intimidating hot even mean?

Instead of making people not smoke, this would just make anyone curious. I mean, who doesn't want inner peace?

This obviously got people on Twitter talking and here's what everyone said.