What a load of Kaka

“I wanted to stay but the world crisis affected my decision,” he said.

Bugger me, did Mandelson write his script?

So, nothing to do with taking the traditional 10% slice of a now world record £56m fee? Considering he turned down a reported £500,000 a week deal from Manchester City, one must assume that Real are to reward him quite handsomely.

Talking of football, I hope there is no truth in the rumour that Sunderland’s new manager Steve Bruce is interested in signing Titus “Shambles”.