The truck was old army
issue, built back when even regular cars resembled tanks, and it could
easily eat a Hummer for lunch and spit out the bolts. At least, it
could have in its prime. But the years had not been kind, resulting in
it landing at Stan’s Auto Emporium, a junkyard/car dealership in which
it was often hard to tell the difference between the two types of
merchandise.
“It’s as
dependable as they come, Dory,” Stan said, patting its rusty hood. He
was a tiny man, four foot something, with the something being mostly
chutzpah. “This truck is rugged.”
I crossed my
arms. “This truck passed ‘rugged’ a long time ago. This truck couldn’t
find ‘rugged’ with a map. This truck is—what’s the phrase I’m looking
for? A hunk of junk.”
“A hunk of junk you can afford, sweetheart.”
He had a point.
“How much?”
“Two hundred.” “Two hundred? I could practically get a limo for that!”
“But you don’t need a limo.”
“I don’t need a hole in my wallet, either.”
Stan crossed his arms and silently chewed tobacco at me.
“I just need it
for the night,” I told him. “I can have it back in the morning.”
“Fine. That’ll
be two hundred bucks.” Something hit the concrete below the cab with an
ominous rattle. Stan didn’t bat an eye. “Okay, return her in good
condition and I’ll take ten off the price.”
“Good condition?
You mean something other than the way it is now?” But I forked over the
cash. Normally, I’d have driven a harder bargain, but I’d promised to
help a friend and I was running late. And nowhere else was going to
have the kind of steel-gauge construction I needed. This thing might be
a hunk of junk, but it was solid.
Yet, fifteen
minutes later, as my team filed in, it was also sagging and groaning,
to the point that I feared for the tires—all six of them. It wasn’t
hard to figure out why. I peered into the cavernous interior, and found
it alarmingly full of troll.
“Here’s the
thing,” I told the nearest four-hundred-pound slab of muscle. “We’re
going to need room to transport the illegals, assuming we find any, not
to mention the slavers. And I don’t think they’re gonna fit.”
Nothing. I might
as well have been talking to the brick wall the guy closely resembled.
“I’m not saying
that everybody needs to stay behind,” I offered, trying again. “Just,
you know, two or three of you.”
Nada.
I waited another moment, because
troll reasoning faculties can be a little slower than some and I
thought maybe he was thinking it over. But no. The small, pebble-like
eyes just looked at me, flat and uninterested in the yammering of the
tiny human. I sighed and went to find Olga.
The leader of
the posse currently straining the hell out of my truck was in her
headquarters, which consisted of a combo beauty salon and what looked
like the back room at Soldier of Fortune.
It would have been an odd marriage in the human world, even in
Brooklyn, but there weren’t many humans shopping at Olga’s. And the
local community of Dark Fey seemed to like buying their ammo and
getting their nails done all in one place.
I found the lady
herself pawing through a cardboard box of suspicious items in the
storeroom. Like her squad of volunteers, she was of the troll
persuasion, weighing in at something less than a quarter ton—but not a
lot less. Not that she was fat; like most trolls, she was built of
muscle and sinew and was hard as a rock, all eight-plus feet of her. I
don’t know how she found clothes, but she usually managed to be more
stylish than me.
That had never been truer than tonight.
For the
evening’s sortie into New York’s magical underbelly, I had selected
jeans, a black T-shirt, a black leather jacket and a pair of
ass-kicking boots. It didn’t make me look tough—when you’re five foot
two, dimpled and female, not a lot does—but it hid a lot of weaponry
and didn’t attract attention.
Olga did not appear to be worried about attention.
Instead of
well-worn denim, she was strutting her considerable stuff in pink satin
clamdiggers, a matching sequined butterfly top—cut low to show an
impressive amount of cleavage—and glossy four-inch heels. The heels
were nude patent leather, possibly so they didn’t clash with the
toenails poking out, which were the same fire-engine red as her hair.
I regarded it
enviously for a moment. It made the paltry blue streaks in my own short
brown locks seem dull and lifeless by comparison. I needed a new color.
Of course, for that, I also needed to get paid, which meant getting a
move on.
“You’re coming, right?” I asked, as she flipped over the OPEN sign.
“Moment,” she said placidly.
“I just wondered because, you know,” I gestured at the acre of sequins.
Olga continued sorting through the box.
“Not that you don’t look good.”
Zilch. I was starting to get a complex.
“So, listen. We’ve got a problem with the truck.”
She finally looked up. “It no go?”
“No, it’s fine. It’s just, uh, sort of packed.”
“Everyone not fit?”
“No, they’re in
there. But I don’t think we’re going to be squeezing in any more.”
“Slaves make
their own way home, once we free them.” She held up a fistful of the
type of charms her kind used to pass as more or less human.
“Okay, but that still leaves the slavers.”
That got me a long stare.
“Olga,” I said,
getting a sinking feeling. “I have to bring them back for questioning.
We’ll never stop the selling of your people if we don’t know who’s
behind it.”
“That vampire
behind it,” she said, stuffing the charms into a sleek pink clutch.
She was talking
about a rat fink named Geminus. Until his recent, unlamented demise,
he’d been a member of the Vampire Senate, the governing body for all
North American vampires. But power, fame and the idolization of
millions hadn’t been good enough. He’d wanted to be rich as Croesus,
too, and found that running the slave trade from Faerie fit the bill
nicely.
“He’s dead,” I pointed out. “And yet business goes on as usual.”
“Not for long.”
I sighed but
didn’t bother pointing out that a handful of trolls and a lone dhampir
were not likely to bring down a network Geminus had spent years
building. Because that wasn’t our job. All we were after was a new
arrival who had failed to arrive.
That sort of
thing had always been a hazard for the Dark Fey who paid to be smuggled
out of the almost-constant warfare in Faerie. Sometimes the smugglers
took the money and then failed to show up, or left the would-be
immigrants stranded far from home and on the wrong side of the portal.
Others did make it through, only to end up in the usual mess faced by
any illegals—lousy jobs, worse pay and no one to complain to. Although
that still beat what was behind door number three.
There are tons
of old legends about the fey kidnapping humans. What nobody bothered to
record is that we do it right back. A lot of the slavers are dark mages
who promptly drain the magic—and therefore the life—out of anybody
unlucky enough to fall into their hands. Others are more like
subcontractors, finding specimens for sale into nefarious “professions”
that usually end the same way.
But lately,
thanks to Geminus’s death and a simultaneous senate crackdown on
smuggling, the number of active portals was dwindling. That would have
been good news, except for the law of supply and demand, which ensured
that the price for slaves was going nowhere but up. That had left the
smugglers with the ironic problem of having to watch out for other
crooks, who were trying to steal their illegal cargo. Like the group
that attacked a band of would-be immigrants last night.
They’d been lucky enough to make off with an even dozen new slaves.
They’d been unlucky enough to have one of them be Olga’s nephew.
If she caught up
with them, I strongly suspected there’d be a few less slavers to worry
about. Which wouldn’t have concerned me except that my job these
days—on the senate’s anti-smuggling squad—was to make sure that that
didn’t happen. Well, not before I had a chance to question them first.
“You know,” I
said idly, as Olga locked up, “a few deaths, even of scumbag slavers,
won’t do much to stop the trade. But the info they might provide . . .”
Olga threw me a
look, which was hard to see behind her flashy new Dolce & Gabbana
shades. They would have seemed a little odd, because the sun was close
to setting, but these shades weren’t for keeping light out so much as
letting it in. They’d been modified to enhance all light in an area,
because troll eyesight sucks even at the best of times.
And I guess Olga wanted to see the leader’s face before she bit it off.
“You stubborn little woman,” she told me.
“It has been remarked.”
She tilted her head. “You take him away, how I know he dead?”
“Because the
Senate isn’t known for compassion?” She just looked at me. Olga didn’t
have a lot of faith in the Vampire Senate. Olga knew that they only
cared about the smugglers because of the weapons they also brought in,
most of which went to the Senate’s enemies. Olga knew nobody gave a
shit about the Dark Fey, which was why they had to look out for
themselves.
“And because I’ll take care of it,” I added.
“You kill?”
“It’s what I do.”
She thought this
over while I sorted through the pastry box she’d brought for the boys.
Tonight was muffins, although I couldn’t tell what kind. “What are
these?”
“Lemon.”
I sniffed one.
Human food was still a new experience for the fey, who tended to
combine things in odd ways. I took a bite.
“And these green things?”
“Asparagus.”
That’s what I’d thought.
We reached the
truck and Olga climbed in, making the struts groan and drop another
inch. I donated the muffins to the boys in back and turned to follow
suit. And found a chest in the way.
It was a nice
chest, wearing a blue knit pullover in some kind of thin material that
outlined hard pecs and a washboard stomach. It was attached to an even
nicer pair of denim-covered thighs and a butt that ought to be hanging
in a museum somewhere. It even smelled good—a rich, sweet, decadent
scent that always reminded me of butterscotch.
The face topping
the whole mountain of awesome was pretty nice, too. Even crowned by a
mass of auburn, Breck-girl hair pulled back from a manly jaw by an
understated tortoiseshell clip. And even if it was currently regarding
me sardonically.
“What are you doing here?” I asked.
That got me a raised eyebrow. “Aren’t you glad to see me?”I guess so, since my nipples just got hard, I didn’t say, because his ego was big enough as it was.
“It’s just a little unexpected.”
“I gathered
that.” Narrowed blue eyes took in the straining truck. “Am I
interrupting something?”
“Just . . . going out with some friends.”
“Indeed. That is
reassuring. For a moment, I thought you might be planning to do
something that would contravene doctor’s orders.”
Yeah, I was busted.
“We’re going to
see the fights,” I said, hoping he somehow hadn’t noticed the
army-issue truck, the armed-to-the-teeth posse and the half ton of
illegal weaponry I had hidden around my outfit.
An eyebrow raised.
Well, shit.
“I enjoy a good
fight,” Louis-Cesare said, in what had to be the understatement of the
century. “I’ll come along. Consider it a date.”
“A date, huh?” I
looked him over. “If I buy you a popcorn, do I get to have my way with
you later?”
He took a step,
and I suddenly found myself trapped between hard steel and harder
vampire. “How big of a popcorn?”
“I don’t know. What am I getting in return?”
He bent over and whispered something in my ear.
I swallowed. “We’ll see if they have a bucket.”

* * *

They didn’t have a bucket.
They did have
beer, overpriced and in tiny paper cups, sold by enterprising types out
of a repurposed ice cream van that prowled up and down the ridiculously
long line to get in. I wouldn’t have plunked down the cash for what was
essentially highway robbery, but I had my evening ahead to think about.
And I wanted to see what the so-cultured Louis-Cesare would do with a
half-frozen beer. Because the truck’s freezers had not been repurposed
along with the rest of it, leaving us with what amounted to beer
Popsicles.
Not that I was complaining.
Until I ran into something.
I’d been
distracted wondering how the gargoyle-like things driving the truck
were managing to reach the pedals, since they were maybe toddler
height, when I suddenly stopped moving. The obstacle in my way was skin
warm, although it felt more like stone. And looked like it, too, when I
turned my head to see so many muscles that some had given up trying to
find an appropriate spot and were just bulging out haphazardly,
wherever they could find room.
The living
boulder regarded me for a second, and the squinty little eyes got
squintier. “No,” he rumbled.
“No what?”
The rocklike
dome, which lacked any sort of hair except for a couple robust tufts
coming out of the ears, nodded at a nearby sign.NO WEPINS, it informed me, in dripping, acid green spray paint.
Okay, no.
“They have lockers,” Louis-Cesare murmured.
This was true. A
stoner with a bad case of Muppet hair was sitting cross-legged on the
dirt beside the sign, in front of a row of lockers. They looked like
they’d been ripped wholesale off an elementary school wall, complete
with bits of happy ducky wallpaper still clinging to the edges. And
then piled haphazardly against a sagging chain-link fence, without any
effort to secure them to anything. Meanwhile, their only guardian’s
eyes were starting to cross from a joint the size of a cigar that he
was munching on, Churchill-style.
“You have got to be kidding me,” I said.
“Move,” the boulder rumbled, when I just stood there.
“Then let me in.”
“Then lose the hardware.”
“You just let
her in.” I nodded at a tall, model-pretty chick in a leather catsuit,
with bright purple hair, carmine lipstick and a half ton of lethal
accessories. She disappeared through a gate in the chain-link and
immediately flickered out of view, masked by whatever glamourie was
being used to hide the night’s festivities.
The spell wasn’t
perfect; every so often it let out a split second of raucous music, or
a glimpse of smoky darkness lit by odd smears of light. But mostly it
held. Meaning that the only thing I could see past the sagging fence
was an overgrown lot strewn with grimy police tape, some pools of water
from this afternoon’s downpour and the fire-gutted building that had
brought us all here.
Fly-by-night
pop-up events like this preferred disaster areas, because any damage
could be written off as part of the previous catastrophe. But this one
was a little more catastrophic looking than usual. The sun was setting,
making the old brick building appear to still be on fire, with the last
rays boiling in broken, smoke-clouded glass. Glass that looked a lot
like jagged teeth, framing the solid black maws of burnt-out windows,
which could be hiding anything, anything at all.
Yeah.
“Imma need my weapons,” I told Boulder Boy.
“Know her. Don’t
know you,” he said slowly, answering my previous comment. Because
lightning fast was not the processing speed we were dealing with here.
But then, most people didn’t want to pay for a bouncer who could think.
Most people wanted a bouncer who could follow orders, and I was getting
the definite impression that, once an idea got lodged in that rocklike
cranium, it didn’t get out again.
Well, not without some help.
“Hold my beer,” I told Louis-Cesare.
But then backup
arrived. At least, I guess that’s what it was, because an arm the size
of a small bus reached out of the glamourie and grabbed, not me—because
I know how to move when I have to—but a guy standing behind me. Who had
also come armed for bear, but not armed for whatever the hell had just
grabbed him. And had now turned him upside down and was shaking him
like a maraca.
For a moment,
all conversation stopped as the line watched the shakedown. A couple
knives, five guns, a set of brass knuckles, and half a dozen extra
clips fell out of the guy’s coat and jeans and various useless
holsters. Because they weren’t meant to stand up to that kind of abuse.
Of course,
neither was human anatomy, and he’d looked pretty human to me. But I
guess not. Because he was still breathing when the arm dropped him a
moment later.
On his head.
“No weapons,” the bouncer told me.
“Gotcha.”
It was finally
decided that one of the trolls, a small mountain named Sten who was
nonetheless looking at the arm with respect, would take my stuff back
to the truck and babysit it. That left us a man down, but I was somehow
less concerned about security, all of a sudden.
The stoner
cranked off a bunch of tickets from a roll that looked like the kind
you got after stuffing quarters in a Skee-Ball machine, and Olga
accepted them with a regal inclination of her head. She swept through
the gate, with Louis-Cesare and me on her heels. And I guess the rest
of the trolls brought up the rear, but I wasn’t sure because—
“Holy shit!”

Chapter
Two

I don’t know what I’d expected. I knew we were going to an illicit,
no-holds-barred fight of the kind that would leave the UFC writhing in
envy. I knew that said fights were not supposed to be known to the
authorities, human or otherwise, and were therefore an open invitation
to all kinds of rabble. I knew that we were walking into danger,
serious danger, which was why I’d been so loaded down with weapons that
I basically clinked when I walked.
Even though I
knew all this, I still wasn’t prepared for what I saw once we stepped
through the glamourie.
I still wasn’t prepared for troll carnival.
And I wasn’t
prepared for it to hit all at once, to the point that my brain could
take it all in only by breaking it down into different senses.
Sound: a blast
loud enough to blow my hair back, hitting like a tsunami that drags you
under before spitting you out the other side on a wave studded with
audible debris. Which beats and bangs you up, leaving you breathless
and disoriented, because it’s coming at you from all sides: wonky
loudspeakers trying to give updates nobody could hear; old-fashioned
boom boxes blaring every kind of music simultaneously; hordes of
gamblers screaming bets around bookmakers standing on piles of
smoke-damaged furniture to get above the crowd; and people, all kinds
of people, threading through the crowd of vendors’ tents and lean-tos
surrounding the burnt-out hulk like a swirl of colorful skirts. And
fighting and laughing and singing and shouting in a couple dozen
languages, including some that scratched the brain because they weren’t
in human decibels.
Smell: a
five-foot toddler lurching by on unsteady legs, waving an odorous treat
that left scent trails so thick they were almost visible; hawkers in
the form of ieles—large, bipedal cats—pushing their version of
suspiciously mouselike shish kebab; families tailgating over open
fires, with pots so bright with unknown spices that they twitched the
nose and fooled the mind, turning the flames multicolored as several
senses tangled up and tripped over one another.
Sight: a
towering giant, leaning against a tree and scratching his nuts, waiting
for the next partygoer with an attitude; a cascade of tiny ashrays
floating by in bubbles of water, because they couldn’t touch land;
humpbacked ogres peering suspiciously at the world from under thatches
of unkempt hair; a beautiful blond selkie in human form, leaving watery
footprints wherever she walked; a raucous tent filled with satyrs and
mazikeen, flightless fey with iridescent wings often mistaken for
angels except for their tendency to really get the party started; and a
dozen others I couldn’t even put names to.
I’d started to
think, after this summer, that I was something of an authority on the
fey. My landlord was a Dark Fey princess; I had a basement full of
troll in the form of several of Olga’s relatives; my adopted son was a
half Duergar/half Brownie who’d helped me battle a Light Fey princeling
with skills I’d never even heard of until I was almost gutted by them,
and yet I’d somehow come out intact on the other side. And, I was
quickly realizing, still didn’t know shit.
I was realizing something else, too.
“Wait a minute!”
I screamed at Olga, who somehow heard me over the din. She turned
politely. “What are all the fey doing here?”
That got me a forehead wrinkle. “For the fights.”
“Yes, but . . .
you told me it was fey being kidnapped and forced to battle to the
death! Not that they’d be part of the crowd!”
Large shoulders
shrugged. “Fey fight at home. Fey fight here. Fight not problem.
Kidnapping problem.”
“Okay, but you
appreciate it’s going to be a little hard to find your nephew in all
this!” I waved at the crowd, maybe a couple thousand strong, already
packed into the lot. And we hadn’t even gotten to the main event yet.
“We not need
find him,” Olga explained patiently. “Find slaver. Then—” She made a
fist.
And, okay, I was pretty sure he’d talk, too. But still.
“But still,” I
yelled, because the noise level was astonishing. “That doesn’t look
like it’s going to be any easier!”
It really
didn’t. Especially since the place wasn’t packed just with fey. There
were also droves of magical humans, who seemed a lot more in the loop
than I was, since they were buying booze or haggling a buck off the
price of a T-shirt instead of staring around in slack-jawed
astonishment. And here and there were dark puddles of stillness that
screamed vampires, who I guess had come for the fun, since fey blood
didn’t nourish them. There were even a few weres, looking like humans
but itchy, like a feather tickling up my spine.
Normally,
finding the perp in my line of work is easy, since I’m mostly chasing
things that go bump in the night amid crowds of humans. Find the sup
and you usually find the bad guy, the needle in the proverbial haystack
who shows up on my mental radar, all nice and shiny. Only here, half
the haystack was made out of needles. And even that didn’t help me
much, since, this time, they might be the good guys.
“Don’t worry,”
Olga said, clapping a ham-sized hand on my shoulder, and almost
buckling my knees. “He albino.”
That seemed to
settle things as far as she was concerned, because she took off,
plowing through a gleaming stream of will-o’-the-wisps with a tchaa and some flapping of massive hands. They went swirling off in annoyed clouds and I and my date went stumbling after her.
I didn’t point
out that this albino, if he was behind the theft, wasn’t likely to be
hanging around in full view. Or hanging around at all if he realized
he’d grabbed the nephew of the widow of one of Faerie’s most notorious
weapons runners. A widow who still had a lot of connections and a
serious hate-on for losing more family members. Hell, he might not even
be on the planet.
But I didn’t tell her that, and not just because of the noise.
But because of the implication.
I didn’t think
we were going to find Olga’s nephew, not in one piece, anyway. I’d
thought that ever since she first asked me along, because a scared
slaver was a dangerous slaver. And why risk keeping a witness to your
stupidity when a knife through the eye would take care of the problem?
But Olga didn’t
need to hear that right now. I didn’t know what troll life was like
back in the old country, but here the community was tight-knit, leaning
on one another for support in a world they found as frightening and
strange as we did theirs. Every new arrival was valued as a reminder of
home and a hedge against adversity, and every death was mourned as a
tragedy that affected them all.
So, no, I wasn’t
going to tell her that we weren’t likely to find him. Because maybe we
could find the son of a bitch who’d killed him. He should be far, far
away by now, if he had any sense, but people often didn’t.
Especially arrogant slavers used to calling the shots.
The thought made
me smile. And then a glance at Louis-Cesare made my smile bigger,
because the French aristocrat with the flashing eyes and dangerous
temper and heart affixed quite firmly to his sleeve still liked to
believe that he was Mr. Cool Under Pressure. Nothing rattled him, no
sirree, not a chance. Except for this, apparently, because he was
staring around, as discombobulated as me.
I needed to keep
up with Olga’s bright red head, bouncing just ahead, so I had to
content myself with catching glimpses here and there. Like of his
wider-than-normal eyes, reflecting the firelight as he watched
ponderous troll jugglers deftly spin torches into the air in amazing
parabolas. Or his openmouthed astonishment at a group of
Thussers—Norwegian fjord fey—going to town on some fiddles, wildly
enough that the closest vendors had shut down their music in deference
to the awesomeness. Or his brief smile at a massive troll serving as a
“ride” for some diminutive troll children, who were being flung three
stories into the air and then caught expertly while they screamed and
giggled and demanded something I didn’t understand, but which was
obviously “Do it again!”
Or the flush on
his cheeks when a half-naked nymph tried to pull him into a dark tent,
where sketchy things were happening in corners.
“Not a chance,” I told her, and draped an arm around his waist.
She pouted
prettily. And while she didn’t appear to know English, or any other
spoken language, the body was . . . expressive. It somehow conveyed the
impression that a threesome was not out of the question if I’d stop
being so selfish and learn to share.
“Maybe later,” I
said, watching Louis-Cesare, who was manfully biting the inside of a
cheek to keep from breaking the macho sangfroid he didn’t have anyway.
I pulled him off.
“For a moment there, you looked interested,” he murmured into my ear.
Olga had paused to round up a couple of the boys, who had been enticed
away by some wasps’ nests on a stick—three for a dollar!—so we had a
moment.
“Intrigued, maybe.”
Strong arms
wrapped around my midsection. “Are you trying to tell me you’re kinky,
Dorina?”
I shot him a
look over my shoulder. “You’re a vampire dating one of the few things
on earth capable of killing you, and I’m kinky?”
“Good point.” Warm lips found my neck.
They were nice
lips. And the body pressed against mine was even nicer. Especially when
a cloud of smoke from a nearby vendor’s grill billowed past, and the
damned vamp took the opportunity to slide his hands under my jacket.
That was better than nice, because Louis-Cesare could have taught the
nymph a thing or two. Or, at least, it should have been. Except for the
fact that we were already a threesome, and that was without the girl.Cut it out, I told myself, as those warm hands went roving in all the right places. Can’t you just enjoy something for once? Don’t think about her.
But it was kind
of hard not to when the third in our little ménage wasn’t someone I
could just walk away from. Because she was me—the other me, the monster
to my Frankenstein, the Hyde to my Jekyll. The alter ego that, despite
the fact that we shared cranium space, I didn’t feel like I knew at all.
It was a long
story, but essentially boiled down to a stark truth about dhampirs:
we’re all completely nuts. That’s why, despite having technically
immortal creatures for sperm donors, we rarely end up with even normal
human life spans. I suppose it’s nature’s way of compensating for the
fact that we’re not supposed to exist in the first place, since dead
sperm don’t swim.
But half-dead
ones do, and rare vampires like my sire, who was cursed rather than
bitten, have a couple days’ leeway while the spell takes effect. A
couple days in which they aren’t one thing or the other. And neither
are any children they make in the meantime. Children who end up with
greater strength, heightened senses, Olympic-athlete speed—and two
natures that try their best to kill each other.
In my case, my
vampire half had made a good start on that, growing faster and maturing
quicker than my mostly human side, and threatening to tear me apart in
the process. So Mircea, the sperm donor in question, who was talented
at manipulating the mind even for a bloodsucker, put a wall between
us—a mental wall. One that had allowed my two natures to develop
separately, never occupying consciousness at the same time. It had
saved our lives, and given us a chance to do what most dhampirs rarely
manage and actually grow up. But it had also created some
problems.
Big ones.
Like the fact
that Dorina was pretty damned savage, as far as I could tell, adhering
much more to the vampire side than I ever had. Like the fact that
Mircea’s wall had eventually crumbled, cracking recently thanks to my
ingesting a fey substance that had been labeled a beverage, but acted
more like a mind-altering drug. And like the fact that now, for the
first time in five hundred years, Dorina and I were leaking through the
wall, her into me or me into her—the jury was still out but the point
was, there was contact. Small, intermittent stuff so far, like dreams
or maybe memories, of places I’d never been and people I’d never known.
But how long would that last?
It was
unsettling enough, the idea that all those times I’d passed out in my
life, I’d just been living someone else’s. Someone who had done things
I couldn’t remember, to people I didn’t know, who may or may not have
deserved them, because how the hell would I know? But what was really
causing me nightmares was worry about what was to come. Mircea had
separated us because Dorina was stronger—was she still? And if she was,
and if our brains were now blurring back together, what did that mean
for me?
What did it mean
if she decided that maybe I’d been in charge long enough, and it was
her time in the driver’s seat?
“Dory?” I
suddenly noticed that Louis-Cesare’s hands had stopped. Going
vampire-still like the rest of him as he scanned the crowd for dangers
he wouldn’t find, because they were all locked up in my crazy head. “Is
something wrong?”Nothing I want to try and explain, I thought. Especially not tonight. If I didn’t have much time left, I was going to enjoy the hell out of what I did.
I grabbed his hand. “No. Come on.”
“To where? Olga has stopped.”
“Yeah, to round up the boys, so there’s time.”
“For what?” His
eyes flickered to the tent again, as if he was calculating exactly how
long we had.
I smacked his
arm. “To win a prize,” I said, and dragged him off toward a snarl of
booths ahead.
This wasn’t the
most organized place I’d ever seen, maybe because of the limited space
the vendors had to work with. Or maybe because troll eyesight preferred
the pretty lights all mushed up together. But we managed to forge a
path through the tangle nonetheless, to a small booth almost buried in
teddy bears.
Huge, eye-searingly pink ones.
Now, I hate pink
and could give a crap about stuffed animals, but I had a half-breed at
home that loved them. Specifically, he loved to chew the shit out of
them because he was teething. And, with the number of teeth in that
mouth and all of them coming in at once, it was a problem. I’d tried
those amber necklace things, but the razor-sharp canines he was
developing kept slicing though the string, and then he’d eat the beads.
Which wouldn’t have been so bad except he crunched them up like candy,
crunch, crunch, crunch, all day long, and the sound had been driving
everybody crazy.
So we’d switched
to softer stuff, but we were fast running out of pillows, and most of
the stuffed animals I’d bought as a substitute hadn’t lasted ten
minutes. Of course, they’d been normal sized and pretty flimsy, while
these . . . I gazed up at them in satisfaction. That’s what I’d
thought. These had been made for trolls.
They looked
vaguely like Lots-o’-Huggin’ Bear if he’d been made by somebody worried
more about sturdiness than hugability. The main material seemed to be
some sort of rawhide, with black embroidered eyes that couldn’t be
crunched off and seams that appeared to have been quadruple stitched.
Because troll babies were hard-core.
And there were
tons of them, the lack of space having forced the vendor to pile them
everywhere, including on top of his stall, where they remained, a
trembling mountain of pink sturdiness just waiting to be savaged by my
little heathen baby.
“What . . .”
Louis-Cesare stood there, staring upward, seemingly at a loss for
words. Perhaps at the fact that I’d dragged him away from the nymphs
for this. Or perhaps because the bears looked like they might collapse
on us at any minute.
“I want one of those.” I pointed.
Louis-Cesare blinked a few times, but took out his wallet.
“No, you can’t buy it,” I said. “You have to win it.”
“Win it?” He looked slightly confused.
The carny
decided to help me out. “That’s right, good sir, step right up, we have
a winner here, I can tell, we have a big winner!”
An aristocratic
eyebrow went up at the man’s cant, and I swear it looked like
Louis-Cesare had never been to a carnival before. Which was weird,
because I knew France had carnivals, although maybe not this kind.
Definitely not this kind, I thought, as the man’s assistants popped up
from beneath the counter.
And, okay, this was new.
Peering at us
over the countertop were a line of wizened little . . . somethings.
Grayish green and brown and vaguely hoary, had they been in a glade
somewhere, I might have walked right past them and thought they were
moss-covered stones. But here, under the bright lights of the carny’s
booth, they were obviously . . . somethings.
“Spriggans, ride
with trolls,” the carny said, seeing my surprise. He leaned in. “Don’t
give them any money.”
“What?”
“They’ll go off
and bury it somewhere, and then we won’t have a game, will we?”
“Do
we have a game?” Louis-Cesare said, because he did not appear to be
interested in things that ride with trolls. He appeared to be
interested in the bears, eyeing them as if reevaluating his whole
impression of me. “You truly wish one of these?” he asked, his eyes
sliding to mine as if still unsure.
“Or two. Two is good.”
“Two.”
“And easy it is,
sir, easy it is. Just take these,” the carny slid three spiky balls
across the counter. “Fix ’em to the back wall there, just anywhere you
please. Black circles get you a fine key chain, hand carved by some of
the locals—truly stunning work. The purple areas get you a premium box
of candy for the lady here,” he smirked at me. “And the green circles,
well, those’ll get you one of these fine, handcrafted—”
“And the pink. Those are for the bears, yes?” Louis-Cesare asked.
“Uh, yes. Yes,
indeed.” The carny broke off his spiel to nod at three tiny, bright
pink circles amid the busy backdrop, which won the top prize. Still,
winning didn’t look too hard to me. Both the balls and the backdrop
were covered in a bunch of Velcro-looking stuff, and ought to stick
together nicely—if you weren’t a troll with lousy eyesight. I glanced
at Olga, who had started ambling this way, and wondered how many we
could win before—Pop!
Something went
off like a gunshot, loud enough to make me jump. And then blink and do
a double take, because the nearest little whatever was little no
longer. In a split second, the spriggan had blown up to the
circumference of an oversized beach ball. And in the middle of the
stretched, mottled, knobby-looking skin resided a single off-white ball.
Okay, maybe this wasn’t going to be as easy as I’d thought.
“Olga’s coming,”
I told Louis-Cesare, who had acquired a small frown in between his
eyebrows.
“This will not take a moment,” he told me, and threw the remaining balls.Pop! Pop!
More frowning.
“We can come back later,” I offered, as Olga came up behind.
“What you do?”
“Winning a bear.”
“Not here,” she
said, chewing on something with tiny trailing feet and a tail. “He
cheats.”
“I do no such
thing!” The carny looked offended. “This is a game of skill, plain and
simple.”
“Not with them,”
Olga said placidly, as the little things watched her with shiny black
eyes.
“He’s a
vampire,” the carny said, passing over more balls. “With reflexes far
faster than they’re used to. It’s more than fair—”Pop! Pop! Pop!
“—why, it’s the easiest game anywhere!”
“You know,
honestly,” I said, starting to wish I hadn’t brought it up. Because I’d
been watching those little beggars, and they moved like lightning. And
whenever they weren’t sure they’d be fast enough, they blew up like
balloons, instantly covering so much space that there was literally no
way to win. “It’s fine. Really.”
But Louis-Cesare
was looking at me again, and he had that expression in his eyes. The
one that said we weren’t going anywhere. “Three more,” he told the man.
“We could be here all night, and we have a match to—”
And then a bunch
of things happened at once. The man handed over three more fool’s bets;
a bunch of coins suddenly flashed in the air, a glittering wave not of
silver but of gold, pure and shiny and gleaming under the lights; and a
bunch of crusty beach balls deflated and scrambled like mad for the
surprise treasure.
And three little
Velcro balls landed in three little circles, each one smack-dab in the
middle.
I stared at them.
And then at the
ground, where the crazed things were scrapping and clawing and
scuffling in the dirt.
And then back up
at Louis-Cesare, who was looking smug. “You just spent like . . .” I
didn’t even know. “A couple thousand dollars on a bear.”
“Three bears,”
he said complaisantly, and pulled them down from the row above our
heads.
“That’s—you—wait—” the carny said. And then he said something else, but
I couldn’t hear him. Because an eardrum-rupturing horn had just gone
off, and I thought it possible I’d never hear again.It time, Olga mouthed, as the whole field suddenly jumped up and started for the house.