So I was watching Maddox's trailer from the upcoming Vague Genre Movie! and in the trailer there was footage of Chris Crocker enacting his famous "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!" speech and it made me wonder: Is it a damagingly ugly female or an ultra-flamboyant homosexual male? I mean there is no clear indicator in any of M* Crocker's speech as to its gender. At first I thought the name Chris was a shortening of Christopher meant it was of the male gender, as in Christopher Columbus or Christopher Reeve. However upon further investigation I found that there are some female names that can be shortened to "Chris".

And BF2s this is where I beseech your expertise in the matter to help me resolve this dilemma.