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Wednesday, 22 September 2010

Hey all xxxxxxxxxx

Hi everyone,Im glad we are all well,sorry I missed the celebration of the old aol community thingy,lol,but I was busy with my head under a wall unit.I would love to pop a few pics on here but at this time I dont have anything to take a pic with,however I shall improvise so imagine a kitchen...ok old seventies,dark brown and bits missing,woodworm etc,then imagine a light bright kitchen with no woodworm,same old cupboards but now fixed and clean and a sink that doesnt bow in the middle,and there you have it..... ok ok so you want pictures...hang on ...Ok Before....

And now..( drum roll please).... After...

Look I dont have a camera at the moment,its metaphorical mental imagery depicting the old becoming the new using subliminal suggestion but not insinuating literal connection.Its quite simple.Anyhoo,just as an update,if youre interested.Maybe not,but I shall anyway,seeing as youre here now n' all.I am officially mad,yes folks I know its hard to believe,but I am.I saw something quite disturbing today,now if youre not sitting down you may want to at this juncture.I was out doing my daily,'Mum weve run out of bread' run,when I saw something I hadnt seen in years...

Yes yes I know,workmen actually working !! I thought I was dreaming,you know one day you wake up and find cones outside your house,theres a strange noise but when you go out no-one is there,however the crossing outside has been replaced by a rather lovely tribute to mount Everest and strips of red plastic round your feet whilst carrying two heavy bags of special offers,( bugger I forgot the bread).I think,but Im not 100% sure,that someone is improving the main road outside,but shhh dont tell anyone I know or Ill be carted off to the funny farm.Its our secret ok?Im off now to go polish my kitchen rolls and water the dining room,toodle pip xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

zoe

About Me

Im a 40ish year old tired worn out Mum with not alot to do,apart from washing,cleaning,hoovering,so please join me in some madness,you bring the coffee Ill forget the biscuits.Ok Ok you can have ONE !!