This is the official and genuine blog of the Genuine Faux Farm. We are a small, family farm that focuses on raising certified organic vegetables. We also raise turkeys and chickens and we have raised ducks. Our produce is primarily sold via a farm share CSA program, though you may find our produce elsewhere within 50 miles of the farm. We specialize in heirloom and open-pollinated vegetables and use inter-cropping methods.

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Chicken Decoding Special Forces (CDSF)

[ed. note: the Chicken Decoding Special Forces periodically
reports on their efforts to piece together scrambled messages found in
the barn. For those who do not know, we will occasionally put shredded paper in their bedding. Since the birds do not like to go outside when there is snow on the ground, they spend time trying to piece these papers together. Here are two recent submissions from the CDSF.]

Special
Report: CDSF

We (the members of the CDSF) have been working around
the cluck in order to bring you up to date reporting on barnyard events.
We remain committed to be at your beak and call for all things scrambled.
This just in: "The sky IS
falling."

A "Sky is Falling" Drill

Recommendation: Run around (alot). Make sure you run
in a somewhat circular pattern. Paths that interfere with the movement
of humans is wise. After all, they are clueless and fail to see the impending
danger. And when the sky falls, they are taller than you. Vocalize your
warnings insistently until your message gets across to your audience -
or until you are presented with more food and water.

Special Report:
CDSFby Sudsbury Six
The Chicken Decoding Special Forces has been in operation
for some time and we have requested the opportunity to report recent findings.
It is our duty to sort through and decode the shredded materials provided
to us on a semi-regular basis.

We feel that we pecked a good one for your review. We worked hard to pullet off. It definitely had a wing of truth to it. Sources were eggselent. Ignore at your peril. If you do, the yolk will be on you:

"the do is what from Saturday then once is until
was it due bee dew."

Clearly, something is afoot and we are hopeful our willingness
to decode these materials and report them will help someone.