Malia Obama Straight Up Kicked A Girl At Lollapalooza

WASHINGTON, DC - APRIL 20: Malia Obama leaves the North Portico of the White House to attend a Church service April 20 2014 in Washington, DC. Obama and his family are attending Easter services at the Nineteenth Street Baptist Church. (Photo: Olivier Douliery-Pool/Getty Images)

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Malia Obama kicked a (presumably) American citizen at Lollapalooza, and not only did the Secret Service fail to act, the kicked victim was happy about it.

Bridget Truskey was minding her own business at the music festival, when the president’s daughter kicked her. “It was awesome,” Truskey tweeted, apparently dangerously unable to see past the stars in her eyes:

I got (accidentally) kicked by Malia Obama today at Lollapalooza. No lie. Malia. Obama. It was awesome. #lollapalooza