There is this girl in my Spanish class who is always pissing people off and everyone hates her because frankly, She's a bitch. Even her presence annoys the hell out of me. Well once she just randomly walked up to my friend and started insulting her then she started to insult me so I stuck my middle finger up at me and she got sí pissed. It was hilarious!

Hilarious!
The Village just called. They said they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...
A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS*******
Those are my favourites!!