Aussie wrote:Mr Smith.......I want you to try that with Mrs Smith, and get one of your Sons to film it! That would be priceless!!!!

I would but I don't think it'll work if I do it. She's seen that video. It's an old one from facebook.

However, it might work if I asked my 10 yr old to do it. She thinks he's still innocent and will be more willing to play along with his 'magic trick'.

Tell her the whale joke. It's how i used to work out if guys were worth my attention.

You ask the person "what noise does a cow make" ... they say 'moo' .. you tell them to put their back into and do a proper cow imperswonation. RRepeat with every animal you can think of.

The ask what sound a whale makes. Casually take a mouthful of handy beverage and don't swallow. When they try to do a whale impersonation (always amusing), shake your head no and spurt said beverage into their face.

Best performed in summer.

will definitely try that one day

[quote="mothra"][quote="johnsmith"][quote="Aussie"]Mr Smith.......I want you to try that with Mrs Smith, and get one of your Sons to film it! That would be priceless!!!!

:bgrin[/quote]

I would but I don't think it'll work if I do it. She's seen that video. It's an old one from facebook.

However, it might work if I asked my 10 yr old to do it. She thinks he's still innocent and will be more willing to play along with his 'magic trick'.[/quote]

Tell her the whale joke. It's how i used to work out if guys were worth my attention.

You ask the person "what noise does a cow make" ... they say 'moo' .. you tell them to put their back into and do a proper cow imperswonation. RRepeat with every animal you can think of.

The ask what sound a whale makes. Casually take a mouthful of handy beverage and don't swallow. When they try to do a whale impersonation (always amusing), shake your head no and spurt said beverage into their face.

Aussie wrote:Mr Smith.......I want you to try that with Mrs Smith, and get one of your Sons to film it! That would be priceless!!!!

I would but I don't think it'll work if I do it. She's seen that video. It's an old one from facebook.

However, it might work if I asked my 10 yr old to do it. She thinks he's still innocent and will be more willing to play along with his 'magic trick'.

Tell her the whale joke. It's how i used to work out if guys were worth my attention.

You ask the person "what noise does a cow make" ... they say 'moo' .. you tell them to put their back into and do a proper cow imperswonation. RRepeat with every animal you can think of.

The ask what sound a whale makes. Casually take a mouthful of handy beverage and don't swallow. When they try to do a whale impersonation (always amusing), shake your head no and spurt said beverage into their face.

Best performed in summer.

[quote="johnsmith"][quote="Aussie"]Mr Smith.......I want you to try that with Mrs Smith, and get one of your Sons to film it! That would be priceless!!!!

:bgrin[/quote]

I would but I don't think it'll work if I do it. She's seen that video. It's an old one from facebook.

However, it might work if I asked my 10 yr old to do it. She thinks he's still innocent and will be more willing to play along with his 'magic trick'.[/quote]

Tell her the whale joke. It's how i used to work out if guys were worth my attention.

You ask the person "what noise does a cow make" ... they say 'moo' .. you tell them to put their back into and do a proper cow imperswonation. RRepeat with every animal you can think of.

The ask what sound a whale makes. Casually take a mouthful of handy beverage and don't swallow. When they try to do a whale impersonation (always amusing), shake your head no and spurt said beverage into their face.

man gets home from work and asks his wife'what would you do if I won lotto'she replies 'I'd take half and leave you'he digs into his pocket, takes out $6 and gives it to her.Then he says ' Well, today I won $12 on lotto, you got your half now piss off"

man gets home from work and asks his wife'what would you do if I won lotto'she replies 'I'd take half and leave you'he digs into his pocket, takes out $6 and gives it to her.Then he says ' Well, today I won $12 on lotto, you got your half now piss off"

'ave a look at this. Golf mate just back from a three month holiday with his daughter who lives in Mississippi (married a US Serviceman.) He brought some novelty gifts back....these.......(the site on the monitor/screen is that US site where I also posted the photo as a bit of a dig: )

All made in China!!!

'ave a look at this. Golf mate just back from a three month holiday with his daughter who lives in Mississippi (married a US Serviceman.) He brought some novelty gifts back....these.......(the site on the monitor/screen is that US site where I also posted the photo as a bit of a dig: )