No boogers, but in the last few months I've felt air movement through there when sneezing. Weird feeling, but not detrimental to my overall sneezing style, still look forward to them eeeevery time.

Can't say I've noticed any sneeze pain in my grundle, but I have gotten the odd muscle cramp down there in no-man's land. Its not as intense as a leg cramp, thank fucking god, but uncomfortable none the less.

A couple of times in the last 3 years my left earlobe has swollen up to a cherry sized pus & blood filled monstrosity.

It takes about a week to grow & then a little scab forms on the back of my ear. When i peel that sucker it's like Satan himself is cumming out of my earlobe.

Lucifer Ear Loads.

I consulted a few medical websites and i either have a cyst sack in my lobe which fills & drains that i could get cut out, or i have coeliac disease.

I'd go to a real doctor but i have generations of inbuilt man-shame about seeking medical attention for anything less than an amputation.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:10 pm

tommi teardrop

Joined: 12 Apr 2007
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Location: Las Vegas

Ha. I once had what felt like a tumor in my armpit. My inbuilt man-shame forced me to just live with it until one day it felt popable in the shower. I almost fainted at the amount of blood and what came out. Must have been a calcium deposit or something.

I don't know what it would take to actually get me to go to the doctor at this point in life.

Regarding the grundle: I've heard you can press against your grundle when you are about to come, and it will prevent you from ejaculating and allow you to keep going and come again later. Sounds like a lot of work to me though and I'm never aware enough to actually try it.

tommi teardrop wrote: Ha. I once had what felt like a tumor in my armpit. My inbuilt man-shame forced me to just live with it until one day it felt popable in the shower. I almost fainted at the amount of blood and what came out. Must have been a calcium deposit or something.

Man that was probably Kuato. He was trying to tell you start the reactor.

tommi teardrop wrote:
Regarding the grundle: I've heard you can press against your grundle when you are about to come, and it will prevent you from ejaculating and allow you to keep going and come again later. Sounds like a lot of work to me though and I'm never aware enough to actually try it.

tommi teardrop wrote:
Regarding the grundle: I've heard you can press against your grundle when you are about to come, and it will prevent you from ejaculating and allow you to keep going and come again later. Sounds like a lot of work to me though and I'm never aware enough to actually try it.

Someone give it a go and let me know how it works out.

This is a trick I learned as a kid. I have no idea how I heard about it, but it was probably explained in one of my mom's Cosmopolitan magazines. Once I discovered that those magazines were thinly veiled porn magazines, I read them front to back and made as much use of them as I could. Hey, it was the 80's.

Anyway, yes...this works. But not in the way you're assuming. It doesn't allow you to "keep going." You actually do ejaculate, but instead of it coming out of your dick it is redirected somewhere inside. haha. That's the best way I can describe it. It changes paths. What you have to be careful of is that you don't BLOCK the sperm, because that will eventually do damage. You have to learn the right place to press in order for it to get redirected. The downside to this technique is that you have to have more presence of mind than most people do when climaxing. The upside is that there is no mess to clean up afterward.

Plum: My grundle is great...I think. I've never really met it though. He is like a beautiful stranger.

Edit: Also, guize, the secret to longer sex is "edging" and or, "stop and go". You fuck yourself up when you're a kid spanking it as fast as possible. You have to rewire your orgasm trigger. Believe dat.