What The Hell Are You Talking About

Man, I didn’t even know you were trying to grow a beard until you made a big show of pointing at it and sort of looking down. Let’s take your descriptors one by one.

Lush: No.

Full: No.

It’s not either of those things. I’ve seen you stroke that single hair over and over, like a bird trying to coax out a worm.

I’m not sure what you meant to accomplish by bringing up my own head - that I’m not a “Hair Expert” or something? That I don’t know it’s secret ways? It certainly seems to elude your chin, maybe there is something mysterious about it after all.