Patton Oswalt’s Sad Post-Emmy’s Arby’s Pic

Patton celebrated his Emmy win with a 3 AM trip to Arby's and his fans got very concerned.

TranscriptYou won the Emmy just a week ago.
PATTON: thank you.
Thank you.
CONAN: The only Emmy.
They only gave out one this year.
PATTON: I got the one.
I got it.
They drew my name out of the hat.
CONAN: No, you deservedly won and you tweeted this picture of you afterwards celebrating at arby's.
And I love this photo.
You got the statue.
PATTON: I was driving around with my brother afterward and he said let's go to arby's and take a picture of you with your Emmy in front of arby's.
We did it as a joke but it was like 3:00 a.m. and we had a bottle of scotch in the car and that was the pose I did thinking this would be funny and I got so many emails, twitter, facebook, are you OK, man?
They were seriously worried.
It wasn't the fact that it was 3:00 a.m. or even my facial expression or the bottle of scotch.
It's that I was at arby's.
The biggest cry for help.
PATTON: that's arby's, send a team down there right now.
Get him into some art therapy or something.
This is bad.
CONAN: Still, there's a party after the Emmys called the governor's ball.
I still think hanging out at arby's might beat the governor's ball.
PATTON: the governor's ball was gorgeous but I had so much anxiety because there are a lot of the shows -- "game of thrones," I love.
I love.
CONAN: Me too.
PATTON: I also love "orphan black."
I saw Tina and Peter walking around and I thought what if they get drunk and start blabbing the storylines.
I got more secure at arby's because no one was going to walk up and say hodor comes back!
I literally saw Peter backstage and I walked away because I didn't want --
CONAN: He thinks everyone hates him but they're just huge fans who don't want to know spoilers.
PATTON: god knows what's coming.
ANDY: I love the fact you think he's blurting out spoilers left and right.
Like at the grocery store.
CONAN: --
PATTON: -- turns into a dragon.
She does!
I have a secret twin.
No!