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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

January 26, 2009

PEACE OF MIND

When you send your child off into the world, all alone, to live in a foreign nation where he's unable to speak the language ("I'm knackered, mate; let's nip round the pub for some bangers and mash"), it helps to know the people of that nation have kind and welcoming hearts...

...and that they'll be there to lend a hand, even if he inadvertently makes some sort of cultural blunder.

My favotite is bubble and squeak.Bangers and mash are so so in my book,but a good Cornish pasty is a marvelous meal.For desert I want trifle,or at least whim wham.What would breakfast be without jugged kippers?

Be glad they weren't there during the summer olympics, where a TV announcer once stated that a weightlifter "got the snatch before the hooter", which I *think* is a foreplay faux pas, but maybe not in the UK.

I would be pleased right now to send my "child" to a foreign country, as he somehow downloaded that "MS AntiVirus" Trojan onto his computer, and I've had to scan it three times so far to get rid of it. Grrrrrr. And I thought I'd told him how to use protection!