Pizza Kraken T-Shirt Review

Pizza delivery can be a dangerous job with random potholes lurking in every shadow and pizza fanatics who forget to tip possibly behind any door, but, of course, the dreaded Pizza Kraken is by far the most fearsome threat! Waiting silently beneath the surface to devour that extra cheesy pepperoni pizza pie, the Pizza Kraken is a monster most foul! What is a delivery driver to do with this malicious menace on the hunt for every delicious morsel it can find?

What awakens this monster of the deep dish? Is it the aroma of freshly baked bread topped with various cheeses, fresh veggies and succulent meats? Is it the roar of the delivery van as it races across the asphalt sea to bring these tasty treats to the waiting masses? Is it the yearning cries of the hungry who plead with the old gods, “Please just give us one slice of Extra Cheesy Supreme?” Whatever the impetus that arouses the beast, he rises as surely as the sun comes with the dawn.

Summary: The Pizza Kraken is commemorated on this high quality shirt in great detail befitting a truly legendary beast. As it grasps a gooey slice of cheese drenched pepperoni, there is little doubt of the pizza's fate. The sharp, attractive image will inspire awe in those around you along with perhaps a hint of fear. Buy Now.