Friday Roundup: See You On The Other Side

Hey Y’all, we made it. There are finally no more Fridays between us and Election Day.

Let’s get the obligatory “make sure you vote” out of the way now. Seriously, the government is a flaming pile of garbage but it is our flaming pile of garbage and not some despot’s pile dripping trash juice on our heads, and that is something special. So go vote. And if you see something, say something.

Other things I’d like to avoid include STIs, so please start using condoms again. They are not just about preventing pregnancies, so take your medicine, sneeze into your elbow, don’t touch disgusting things because you will touch your face without thinking five minutes later, and use rubber even with partners you’ve been married to for three and a half millennia, thank you for your time.