Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Judi's right, it would be a great name for a rock band (Ladies and Gents, COMBUSTIBLE TROUSERS!).

But seriously, where's your compassion? The stupid heaters on the subways (which normally only work in the summer; the air conditioning works in the winter)are not supposed to get hot enough to set you on fire, for gosh sakes!

I think it's getting more dangerous to live in New York than ever (I know those of you from elsewhere think it's always been dangerous, but trust me). First this girl catches on fire on the subway, now we have wackos throwing bowling balls off their 17th floor balconies (obviulsy inspired by Dave's airplane bowling item). You have to be awake and aware at all times, let me tell you.