Kendrick Perkins had been lying low since the Thunder were eliminated from the playoffs a few weeks back. His Twitter account, in fact, had been dormant since May 30. But last night, Perkins suddenly let his 55,000-plus followers know he had a dog to offer. And he was in a bit of a hurry to make a sale.

Hey I have a English bulldog and he to big to be around my youngest child he 10 months got his papers and he got a micro chip.