Nick, 33, added, “How do I explain to my kids that the first Thanksgiving was really just a meal before the Europeans jacked the Natives for their land?/ We didn’t land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on us… Now pass me the pecan pie!/ Thou shall not steal… ‘But the Pilgrims did’… ARGHH!!! Shut up and eat this damn Turkey!!!/ I’m rocking with the Native Americans, Change the name of the Redskins and stop using the term ‘indian giver’ Now pass the cranberry sauce!/ Cranberry sauce has to be the nastiest thing about Thanksgiving… next to Small Pox!/ Thanksgiving, another textbook case of the victors writing the history. #hopsoffthesoapbox”.

Don’t miss Mariah performing at Rockefeller Center’s Christmas Tree Lighting, set to air 12/4 on NBC.