Tom, I work at a Honda store in Ohio. Had a phone call today about a Civic Type R “if i give a 5000 refundable deposit and pay no more than msrp could you get me the car” I asked did you read a Jalop article today? “Yes, yes I did.” Needless to say that guy earned himself a deposit on a Type R that we have no info…

My girlfriend keeps asking me when I’m going to propose, so I gave her my guarantee. I guaranteed I would act intriguied by mall jewelry store display windows and to stop pulling the old “just tying my shoe” trick on her.