And all the chaos that comes with it.

It’s also my Auntie’ birthday. Be sure to wish her a happy one. Maybe give her some bubble bath.

Just a heads up, this coming Friday is Arkansas Day. Rock City Outfitters have very graciously offered to give a prize pack of goodies to whoever I deem fit and worthy.

So, that means it’s contest time.

This Friday I’d like you all to show your Arkansas love in the most Arkansas ways possible. Take a photo of yourself Arkansas-ing the shit out of life and send it to my email (sandwichcontrol@gmail.com) by 11:59pm CST Friday night.

That gives you four days from now to get something together and take a photo of yourself. You can do this. I do it every day. And have for ten years. It’s not that fucking hard.

I’ll be reminding you throughout the week to stop procrastinating.

Good luck.

And may the best Arkansawyer win.

Yesterday was awesome.

It Mondayed so hard.

And I loved every minute of it.

I didn’t realize just how much I thrive on chaos until I spent two weeks with barely any work to do.

I can’t tell you how happy I was at the fact that I kept having to drive out to the ranch because the day was being stupid and inefficient.

If only I was being sarcastic.

Nope.

The truth is, I loved it. I was like a kid who enjoys Grismas on Grismas morning.

And it doesn’t stop there.

The whole week is gonna be batshit crazy because I have to housesit some of it.