So we decided to pursue what we imagine is the most popular pastime of the fabulously wealthy—buying things. Fine houses. Pedigreed horses. Fast cars. Gigantic boats. We of course had no money, just the cars as our Monopoly money to dupe sellers into taking us seriously. [Our adventures are chronicled in the sidebar to this story.] Along the way, we’d have to figure out not only which of the two cars impresses people more, but which of the two is the one to take home when you can afford to buy both