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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

A bad bad day...

First, I woke up early and tried to get some noms from my bowl, but it was empty. Then, I noticed an open door that is usually closed. I walked inside. Some how, I fell asleep.

I suppose one of the humans closed the door as I slept, because I spent 10 hours locked away! The room was tiny and dark. I've over heard the humans call it a "Klauz It", but I don't know what that means.

Although my keepers said that my day of solitary confinement was "an accident", I firmly believe that it was punishment. Are they still mad at me for putting the dog on craigslist?

9 comments:

Just a tip if you ever find yourself shut in the "Klauz It" again Sylvester - humans usually put stuff in there to save it for later so see what you can do to get up on a shelf (if there are any) and push stuff off of it to make a lot of racket...that should get them running to let you out. If there isn't anything to push off the shelves, just lay down by the door and stick your paws out as far as you can when they walk by outside I've grabbed ankles and feet that way. When they open the door make sure you meow REALLY loud and look pathetic - they will feel guilty and shower you with treats for the rest of the day. Your brother in fur Sultan Fuss

sylvester, as a human, i am going to tell you never to to go ing the Klauz It ever again, BECAUSE THEY DONT FUCKINGKNOW YOUR IN THERE!

once my grandma left the cuboard open while she measured something, then she put the measuring tape away. my mom left me home alone, and i heard meowingcomeing from there. good thing i was home or he would have been stuck in more time. but really, 'nobody expected him to even get in.