Scary Front Facing Camera Mode is Scary

Raise your hand if you have a mobile phone…

Now raise your hand if your mobile phone also has a camera on it…

NOW raise your hand if the camera on your phone does that thing where you can make the screen flip so you can see the picture that you are taking of yourself? I believe the technical term is FRONT FACING camera mode.

Raise your hand if have been raising your hand!

Raise your hand if you nodded instead of raised your hand!

You know I can’t see you raise your hand… right?

I feel like I am getting off track.

It’s just so fun to tease you.

You are such a good sport!

Back to the front facing camera mode…

Now… RAISE YOUR HAND if you ever turned on your camera and it was still in the front facing camera mode and the image of your own face SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF YOU.

O.O

I am just asking.

That has NEVER happened to me.

*looks away*

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Unrelated, I am thankful that Instagram crops pictures into squares. This may or may not have to do with double-chinage.

Bah! I just got a phone with the front facing camera yesterday. I totally did the same thing even though I knew it was coming. But I didn’t realize it’d be so tramatizing. Then I had to act like I wasn’t taking a picture of myself cause that’s really weird to do in front of people. ooo I love meeee!
P.S. har har double-chinage.