These are the Hanaga Tap Nose Outlets from design firm ekoD Works. They turn any horizontal plug into a nose-shaped vertical plug and come in black, white and pink. They also cost $35 apiece, which sent me into a coughing/near-puking fit when I first read it. That's a lot of money for a nose-shaped plug that blocks the other outlet. Still, can you really put a price on being able to convince a drunk roommate to give it a nose-ring made out of a coat hanger? Also, do you think I'll really be able to see his bones while he's being electrocuted, or is that just in cartoons?

Thanks to TBTMH, who told me the secret to curing a stuffy nose is jamming chopsticks up there and now I have holes in my brain.