The catch a wolfkitten Test

Heyas. Wanna catch a wolfkitten? It's not impossible, but to give us both a better idea, why not take - (dun dun DUN) - The Test. Advanced logic and knowledge? It is to laugh. This test will probably be entirely arbitrary and mercurial, *much like its authoress*, woo spookeh muzik. Except for the parts that are dead on. Sadly, none shall know which is which - probably me least ov all! Yay!