March 26, 2002

A lady in her late 40’s went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift. Thedoctor told her of a new procedure called “The Knob.”

This small knob is planted on the back of a woman’s head and can be turnedto tighten up the skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift forever.

Of course, the woman wanted “The Knob.”

Fifteen years later the woman went back to the surgeon with 2 problems: “All these years everything had been working just fine. I’ve had to turn theknob on lots of occasions and I’ve loved the results. But now I’ve developed two annoying problems. First of all, I’ve got these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won’t get rid of them.”

The doctor looked at her and said, “Those aren’t bags, those are your breasts.”

malaysia wants to renegotiate its deal of supplying water to singapore… at the moment, all our water comes from mainland malaysia. singapore currently pays 3 cents per 100 gallons on a contract that extends till 2061. the malaysians want singapore to pay 60 cents per 100 gallons… and some malaysians are calling their government to shut down the gripo, if singapore does not negotiate. abangan…

taiwanese lady government official, chu mei-feng, caught having sex on film with her married boyfriend (45 minutes of video) is having a series of 9 concerts in singapore. but promotors will lose their $10,000 government bond if any portion of the concert relates to the sex video.