Then on a more practical note, she says the dress is raring to go for a ‘legit wedding’ after having its practise run in 2013.

By selling the dress, she hopes to gain enough funds to buy a year’s gym membership so she can lose the weight she put on from being in a ‘miserable marriage’.

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In the midst of her comedic post, the Trade Me user sadly admits that she cannot tell prospective buyers what the exact measurements of the dress are as it ‘was custom made for a little girl who thought she deserved less than what she was worth and she is now a strong woman.’

It’s not only the dress up for grabs either.

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Her wedding shoes can be thrown in for a ‘good price’ too, but she discloses that she will be keeping the veil for out-of-toilet-paper emergencies.

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The good-humoured woman notes that payment options include cash, NZ bank deposit, or wine and chocolate.

The auction closes January 16 and is currently above her $300 reserve.