Friday, January 11, 2008

Actually, I'm just kind of embarrassed she was at Crisler to see us play these days. Like when in HS the really cute girl stopped by her friend's locker next to yours and saw the Suzanna Hoffs poster taped inside.

"What? My basketball team? Uh...no. It's not mine. I mean, yeah, it plays in my arena but I wouldn't call it, you know, my baskeball team. More like a basketball team. But, ummm, actually, um, you know, they used to be really good. A long time ago. My dad told me that."

You know I've never bought into the "she's the hottest around" hype. I'm a big fan of Rachel Nichols because she looks like a dirty sex machine and I dig that. But this picture does make her look hot and I'm thinking it's probably TV that's ruining it for me. In person she is probably a stunner. How tall is she?

And here I thought I was being original. Shouldn't they have an EA watch to let people know she'll be in-state? It just seems like the right thing to do, kinda like helping old ladies across the street and keeping promises.

OoC- Dude! You pulled out Bath Water Hot? I didn't think anyone else used that term.

And T9, if you're trolling and silently mocking us as well, did you catch my post from last night and all the changes entitled "Michigan Football: The Teen Movie"? I tried to get Puff in there somewhere but firebreathing dragons just don't fit into American Pie type scripts.

Sorry to disappoint you Lane. I have already shared my comments on Ms. Erin. Believe it or not, I come here for a football fix. I have already begun the countdown to next season. If I were a guy, I suppose Erin would be enough to help pass the time. Thankfully I am not a guy! (Seriously, once she opens her mouth....yeah. Well. Enjoy.)

I've been trying to compile a "Know Your Foe" in regards to Ms. Erin Andrews all day, but seriously....there's no contest. She's a female Tom Brady (drop dead gorgeous, talented, perfect in every way--sigh) and I must concede defeat.

Ah T9,You should know that it's the little imperfections that make one perfect, not the actual perfection itself. She's nice, but not perfect. Now Faith Hill? That woman must've cured cancer in a former life to get what she's got. Dayum. That's some serious bathwater hotness. And she's not a true blond, so I think she'd qualify as an "almost brunette", which is good enough for me.

Bama, I'm gonna ignore the Trev Alberts thing lest you ruin one of my great fantasies. Regarding EA of course, not Trev, just to clear that up before things get all awkward around here. And you're more the fake blond type, eh? They just don't do it for me- I mean, well, i wouldn't tell them they couldn't, but I'm more girl next door oriented.

Hair color is far from a deal breaker but I do tend to have a type. My sophomore year in Ann Arbor I met a friend of this girl on my hall who went to Michigan State. We hit it off so I set up a date to take her out over Christmas break, and the only night we could work it out was also the only night I could see my little brother play basketball all year. So I took her to the game and then we went out.

Long story short, my sister missed the game and asked my mom what the girl looked like when she got home that night. My mom's response, and I quote:

I saw Erin Andrews in person, from the 45 yd lind @ Qualcom Stadium, last year in the Holliday Bowl (Texas A&M vs Cal), I was probably a good holler away (way far away), alas she didn't hear me, but the people around me laughed. Even from the stratosphere her body is smoking, but her face is just average folks.

A "Crisler" would be a former University of Michigan football coach who introduced the concept of playing separate players on offense and defense. His record at Michigan was 71-16-3 (.806). He also introduced the winged helmet in the late 30's.

Sorry, but...what is a "RTBDTHRTR"? Oh wait, I know what it is. It's a guy who comes on a Michigan board to brag about LSU winning the NC over Ohio State when he's an Auburn fan. Makes so much sense.

I'm just really hoping Penn State beats USC in the Orange Bowl next year. That way I can go on UCLA blogs as a Michigan fan and brag. Maybe this will make me feel better about myself. Seems to work for you.

Hey, it's your blog so you're obviously more than justified in deleting anything you choose. I was just confused considering it was nowhere near the "retarded donkey" end of the J Wrath Spectrum for Stupidity.

Personnaly I enjoy troll comments- they give me a chance to feel intellectually superior in a sterile, anonymous environment.

Provided I don't call out a crazed MSU fan who discovers I live in East Lansing and firebombs my house. That could leave a mark.

All apologies to my friends back in the midwest, but I live in Southern California and I assure you to me (IMO...worthless but what I think anyways) Erin Andrews is average in the face. I invite all of you to San Diego, go to Pacific Beach, Mission Beach, La Jolla, shoot even Ocean Beach or Imperial Beach and you will see why the standards are so high. Being able to dress accordingly "year around" exerts a certain pressure on the ladies to STAY in shape. No hiding under baggy sweaters or coats.

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