Seventy2, everytime you think you get away, tv tropes will pull you back in!

I would laugh so hard if I survived tonight.I know I wont, because I am 90% I am attacking the wrong person and a further 90% that he van helsing has the item to stop me anyway.But what the heck!I'll go down swinging like a champ!

harkovastSeventy2, everytime you think you get away, tv tropes will pull you back in!

I would laugh so hard if I survived tonight.I know I wont, because I am 90% I am attacking the wrong person and a further 90% that he van helsing has the item to stop me anyway.But what the heck!I'll go down swinging like a champ!

woa, that would be like the second time or something, that you're actually been killed in game :O*needs moar popcorn for the show*

harkovastSeventy2, everytime you think you get away, tv tropes will pull you back in!

I would laugh so hard if I survived tonight.I know I wont, because I am 90% I am attacking the wrong person and a further 90% that he van helsing has the item to stop me anyway.But what the heck!I'll go down swinging like a champ!

God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.I'm the enemy he requires to define him.Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.-Harkovast

Sorry. I was angry when I wrote that. It was the frustration of not being able to help convince everyone to vote for monkey and hark and the realization that despite D_Dudes announcement that he had received a confirmation about their identities that so many ended up voting for someone else.

You did good Exzachly.

You too Crocty.

Those were my two cents.If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.This space for rent.

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God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.I'm the enemy he requires to define him.Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.-Harkovast

Night 3 A dark shadow sweeps the streets. They knew what needed to be done and they were going to do it. It was high time a certain person got what was coming to themâ€¦

Meanwhile that person who was getting something coming to them was busy ending a relationship.

â€œLook, itâ€™s just not working. There are certain thing I need that you keep prevent from happening, and if this keeps up I just might DIE. And, quite frankly, I will ALWAYS choose my life over a relationship. Goodbye.â€

â€œ!â€

The man walked outside. It had been tough but thatâ€™s lifeâ€¦ Or would it be unlife? He had to get used to this since he would soon be joining the ranks of vampires. Sparkly gitsâ€¦

â€œHave you cast the unclean away?â€ asked a shadowy figure.

â€œYeah, the garlics gone alright. So, I guess I ready to drink blood and sparkle and all that crazy vampire stuff.â€

â€œThatâ€™s too bad.â€

â€œUm? Why?â€

â€œCause Iâ€™m not going to turn you into a vampire. Somebody like you? Ha, we vampires are more honorably, always ready for a fight. Youâ€™d just foldâ€¦ No -tonight I kill you!â€

â€œNO! I LEFT MY GARLIC FOR YOU! How could you do this to me?!â€

â€œEasyâ€, said the vampire hoisting the hapless mortal into the air by his arm. â€œLike this.â€ He craned his neck to bite into the victims throatâ€¦

But a strange smell stopped him cold in his tracks.

â€œUh-wha?â€ said the vampire dropping his meal down. â€œIs thatâ€¦ Is that garlic?â€

It indeed was. The garlic had refused the previous rejection and somehow tailed her man saving him from his grim demise.

â€œNO! Iâ€™VE BEEN FOILED!â€ cursed the vampire vanishing into the night.

The man ran to the garlic and picked it up in a loving embrace.

â€œOh baby! Iâ€™ll never leave you again!â€ wept the person, either from distress or the intense fumes from the garlic. â€œI want to spend the rest of my life with you! Letâ€™s get married!â€

But alas, even though the town had a cathedral there was never a minister so the two had to settle on a common law marriage since the mayor refused to agree to such a bizarre union. Whoever that was GOT AWAY! And sorta hitched

A vampire was feeling pretty alone right nowâ€¦ I mean hanging out with another vampire was pretty cool but he couldnâ€™t really hang with the townies anymore and his bud had other stuff to do this night. Man what a drag.

â€œMan is sucks being alone.â€

â€œYeah it doesâ€¦â€ said the vampire. Wait! He hadnâ€™t said that first part! Who?

â€œHey, hello.â€

â€œUm, hi. Uh, what are you doing here?â€

â€œJust felt lonely so I want for a walk. Ended up here. Are you a vampire? I kinda wish I could be a vampire.â€

â€œUm. I could turn you but itâ€™s not all that great. I mean, sometimes you sparkle, and people want you dead, and blood just kinda tastes really nasty.â€

â€œListen, you need a friend and I need a friend. So just turn me already.â€

The vampire shrugged. Hey, misery loves company, tragedy is the best teacher, and vampires make the best BFFs (when they donâ€™t want your blood). Who was he to upset nature?Aww, itâ€™s a baby! Vampire that isâ€¦

It was a dark and stormy nightâ€¦ It wasnâ€™t really but the Van Helsing thought it just sounded better like that. Maybe a little dorky but classic.

The Van Helsing spotted a figure lurking in an alley way and thought to themselves, itâ€™s time to take care of business. However when they pounced upon the figure they found out it was just some bum and his cardboard box.

â€œHey! Youâ€™re the Van Helsing right? Wow, I gotta tell ya, that was some kill you pulled last night. Real grade-A stuff! Good job!â€ cheered the hobo happy to meet the towns hidden hero.

â€œIt was just accident really. But thanks. Iâ€™m doing a little work on the whole town thing tonight too.â€

â€œReally! Going to finish those monsters in at last? Thatâ€™s great! Guy like me, living on the streets gotta lot to worry about with monster prowling around!â€

â€œOh I betâ€¦ Sayâ€¦ Youâ€™re just a hobo right?â€

â€œYup. 100% hobo townie is me! Though I do have a super sentient computer in my physics-defying cardboard box!â€

â€œThatâ€™s very nice but I have to kill you now.â€

â€œB-but why?â€

â€œBecause last night I was nearly burned to a crisp trying to find someone who could help me and my only partner died trying to kill a baddie. And you know what? This town may just be not worth saving. Oh I promise that the Nosferatu WILL dieâ€¦ But my revenge needs to have a little bit more color, something spectacular. So I just need to help even the odds so when I pull through, well, itâ€™ll be amazing.â€

â€œThese are peopleâ€™s LIVES! You canâ€™t just DO this to us!â€ cried the hobo looking around desperately for a weapon to defend himself with.

The Van Helsing toke the dagger that they had been saving for a one on one werewolf encounter and plunged into the hoboâ€™s chest.

â€œJust did. Sorry, but I gotta plan. And no amount of crying is going to stop me.â€Waff the townie is DEAD

A silent witness watched the slaughter. He had sworn to protect the Van Helsing sure that they would, in turn, protect the town. But this new development wasâ€¦ Unsettlingâ€¦ What will tomorrow bring? Night 3 is over!Let Day 4 begin!

God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.I'm the enemy he requires to define him.Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.-Harkovast

Van Helsing has betrayed the town! He is purposefully killing townies now!I demand the mayor reveal his identity so we can end this new menace! He is obviously not on the side of the town anymore, so why keep protecting him?

This is the problem with a Batman Gambit. Sometimes that wrench really does get thrown into the works.

God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.I'm the enemy he requires to define him.Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.-Harkovast

harkovastVan Helsing has betrayed the town! He is purposefully killing townies now!I demand the mayor reveal his identity so we can end this new menace! He is obviously not on the side of the town anymore, so why keep protecting him?

How should we know you aren't the Van Helsing?

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.” -Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

Therealtj, I want the guy exposed, why would I be asking D_Dude to expose ME?I would just do it myself if I wanted you to know my role.D_Dude is the mayor and he knows and since Van Helsing has gone rogue, we need to know who he is so we can get rid of him.

harkovastTherealtj, I want the guy exposed, why would I be asking D_Dude to expose ME?I would just do it myself if I wanted you to know my role.D_Dude is the mayor and he knows and since Van Helsing has gone rogue, we need to know who he is so we can get rid of him.

Precisely. Wishing the Van Helsing to be exposed would make you the least likely suspect. Thus, when D_Dude reveals your role, you can claim he's a liar and state that he's the Vigilante after all. In fact, that's why you killed Waff. It was all a diabolical scheme to lynch D_Dude.Admit it!

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.” -Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

Therealtj that plan does not make sense.We know D_dude is a movie fan (he has protected people repeatedly after saying he planned too etc).So my accusation would make no sense.If I was van helsing I would just shut up and let people throw around accusations rather then doing a plan that deliberately forces the mayor (who by this logic was my ally) to lynch me!

I want D_Dude to tell us who the guy is so we can get rid of him before he screws us over any further!

I have to admit that that was really random and made no sense for Van Hellsing to do, but the more Harkovast talks the more suspicious he looks. And I seriously doubt that Van Hellsing would kill without at least some vague reason.

God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.I'm the enemy he requires to define him.Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.-Harkovast