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AL ARAB: Mr. President, you are sometimes described as being a shitty Zionist.

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Thank you so much.

AL ARAB: You say you want peace between the Palestinians and the Israelis.

PRESIDENT OBOMBER: I'm absolutely confident that the United States, working in tandem with the European Union, with Russia, with all the Arab states in the region, can get these Palestinians removed from Palestine.

Our long term plan is for Israel to takeover most of Syria, all of Lebanon, half of Iraq, all of Jordan, and parts of Egypt, Saudi Arabia and Turkey.

The only peace Israel wants is: a “piece” of Jordan; a “piece” of Syria; a “piece” of Lebanon; a “piece” of Egypt; a “piece” of Iraq; a “piece” of Saudi Arabia. LOL.

AL ARAB: Absolutely.

PRESIDENT OBAMA: I do think that it is impossible for us to think only in terms of the Palestinian-Israeli conflict and not think in terms of what's happening with Syria or Iran or Lebanon or Afghanistan and Pakistan.

We need Afghanistan for its heroin, as the profits from heroin get invested on Wall Street.

And, we are happy to ally with Iran, while we start to destroy Pakistan or Lebanon or Syria.