sean

Tami K

The ghosty image is pretty unclassy for what seemed like should have been a rather traditional type photo.
The groom seems tall and slender while the bride is quite curvy. Him standing on the top step makes him look even taller and her much shorter and more round than she probably is. SHe is a lovely bride and should be posed to show her lovely dress in a more flattering manner

The photo was too much about everything else and not enough about them, except it is centered so nicely heh

Pelham

The first three words that I said upon seeing this were, ‘What?’ (seeing caketopper bride) “What?!’ (realizing weird shit behind her is the groom being dragged) and finally “WHAT!!’ (upon seeing that the real bride is being made to look even shorter and chunkier (sorry, PC peeps, just sayin like I see it) than she already is.

So lemme get this straight: she is clearly a domineering bitch above all else cause evidence of that is posted on some Joe(lle?) IgnorantSchlub Photography Farcebook page. *eyeroll*

Gawd almighty. Gawd, please save thems that’s about to be married from the $500 (or less) /8hr wedding fauxtog. Please!!!!

spike

Yep, the cake topper is an unfortunate but popular choice. I hear there’s also a “daddy with shotgun” topper out there if the intent is to have the wedding fly in the face of convention and decency) ..but I digress.

IF I didn’t know better I would think that the photographer here was actually taking some kind of cheap dig at the clients by taking pictures that actually appear to mock the clients’ choices and the clients themselves.