Thank goodness he drew the illustration. Otherwise, how would his roommate know how happy the pizza made him? It really demonstrates visually how he was feeling emotionally at the time. It's really cutting edge work.

Passive aggression is the best kind of aggression. This is an interesting method of conflict resolution. However, roommates that don't do dishes probably avoid looking at them too. The jury is still out as to how effective this method really is.

Honesty is key...honesty is key. At least he admitted exactly what happened. It's a little tough living with someone that's clueless enough to not know how to use a plunger, but it seems like they're taking care of the mess.

Sometimes your roommate literally wants you to to fight their battles for them. This is one of those battles you really don't want to inherit. You have to admire those trapping skills though, that thing looks like it can skitter pretty quickly.

Words that truly speak to the soul. This is a speech every roommate should hear a few times. It should be broadcast from loudspeakers every morning until they get the picture. If this strategy fails, just start leaving the dishes they refuse to wash in their bed.

This guy just got schooled! Seriously, he should have focused harder in class. When you have to make corrections like this to someone's grammar, they shouldn't get to tell you what to do. However, the passive aggressive smart aleck should probably just take out the trash.

This would be a horrifying thing to see first thing in the morning. It definitely gets the point across. It seems like something out of a horror film, so it will certainly grab their attention. It might even motivate them to clean up their own hair!

This is the best excuse I've ever seen! You can't argue with that logic. It's impressive that the roommate wrote this note on a piece of toilet paper. Given their assumed behavioral patterns, it was probably the last piece of toilet paper too.