If the sun's too hot cool it if you canBetter go out and get yourself a five cent fanAnd fan it, fan it, you gotta fan it and cool itHoney till the cows come home

Just met myself a new girl and her name was SueShe said, "To make love to you, honey tell you what to do"You gotta fan it, fan it, you gotta fan it and cool itHoney till the cows come home

My mamma's in the kitchen, I just heard that back door slamCome out of that kitchen honey, quit scorching that hamAnd let's just fan it, fan it, you gotta fan it and cool itHoney till the cows come home

Well, I got six months in jail, my back turned to the wallFannin' that thing was the cause of it allSo fan it, fan it, gotta fan it and cool itHoney till the cows come home