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Need a good beekeeper joke

I am the sole beekeeper working for a very large organization. Next week, I have will be going to the director's meeting and tradition has is that you have to tell a joke if you have never been to this meeting. Everyone knows I am the beekeeper so...

Does anyone have a good clean bee / beekeeper joke to share with me? Any help is appreciated!!!

Re: Need a good beekeeper joke

A beekeeper decided it was time to finish his schooling, so he signed up for classes at the community college.
First day in math class. Professor says, "Some of you may be feeling a little dumb. Don't be intimidated. If anyone here feels especially dumb, please stand up."
No one stood up. After a long pause, the beekeeper stood. Alone.
"Fine," said the professor. "You're feeling a little overwhelmed, a little dumb?"
"Not exactly," said the beekeeper, "But I hate to see you standing all alone."

So she went home and told her husband. About a week later he came across the lad and the puppies were very active.

'Hey, Mister. Want a puppy?'
'I think my wife spoke with you last week. What kind of dogs are these?'
'Oh. These are beekeepers.'
'I thought you said last week that they were bee inspectors.'
'Yeah, but they've opened their eyes since then.'

Re: Need a good beekeeper joke

This might be more of a physicist joke... but, with apologies to "The Big Bang Theory":

A beekeeper is losing all his bees so he goes to a friend who is a scientist. He explains the problem and his friend says he will look into it. A couple of weeks later the scientist comes back and says "I've solved your problem, but it only works with spherical bees in a vacuum."

Re: Need a good beekeeper joke

Someone else posted this on here one time:

2 professional beekeepers went to lunch at Mcdonald's. While they were in line they started talking about what they needed to do with their Russian nucs. Everyone else in line stopped talking and stared at them.

Re: Need a good beekeeper joke

Commercial Beekeeper heading south on I-5 with a load of bees headed for almonds.
All of a sudden he sees a cop car on his tail with the lights flashing.
He pulls over and the cop approaches.
"What seems to be the problem officer?" he asks.
"Oh, it's no big deal", says the cop. "We are just doing random searches for illegal drugs".
The beekeeper, who is already stressed for time becomes agitated.
"Officer, I am a beekeeper. I have no time for drugs or any of that nonsense" he replies.
"Settle down, settle down" says the cop. "We will will just do an inspection and then you can be on your way".
Now the beekeeper is angry, "I have no time for this! Let me go so I can make it before daylight!!"
The cop, trying to keep things under control says, "Look. All we want to do is a simple strip search. It only takes a couple of minutes".
Now the beekeeper is in a rage.
"You want a strip search? YOU WANT A STRIP SEARCH?"
So the beekeeper quickly tears off all of his clothes and is bare naked alongside the freeway.
"Are you happy now?" he yells at the cop.
As the beekeeper stands there bare naked, the cop replies, "We were only searching for Apistan or Cumophos"!

I have exactly ONE hive more than you.
That makes my opinion beyond question.