A ramshackle town in Upstate New York where you have to drive for at least 30 mins to another town if you don't want to buy stuff from a dumpster fire. Because of the state you live in, your taxes are bigger than the fucking economy
The census of the only school is smaller than Eminem's dick, so much so that the kids graduate knowing everybody in their class along with their inbred cousins. The population's not good at anything but hiding their drugs, because in every school locker nook and obese trailer trash'scranny, you'll find a gram or two of dust.

The restaurants sell their piles of horse shit for a price you'd expect from a 5-star restaurant despite 70% of the population living off of welfare and food stamps. Meanwhile any improvement that could be made is cockblocked by a mayor who nobody knows is the mayor, because they're so insignificant outside of only making bad decisions.
If you live here and have at least two brain cells, you'll know what I'm talking about.