Think you're really good at predicting the outcome of basketball games? Don't bank on making it rain in Bora Bora just yet. Your odds of filling out a perfect bracket are 1 in 9.2 quintillion, a number that I did not realize existed until today.

While we're at it, I'd like to offer $1 zillion to the person who locates a Taco Bell that still serves Choco Tacos.