FREE Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Today For National Doughnut Day

The month of May is finally over. Do you know what that means? It means that it’s June 1st, and it is officially National Doughnut Day!!! Now I understand that some of you might be hitting the gym hard to shed some pounds in order to fit into your new bathing suit, but Krispy Kreme is handing out a FREE doughnut to every customer. How can you pass that up? You can’t, and you won’t. The inner Homer Simpson in you won’t allow you to pass up on a FREE doughnut.

Visit your nearest Krispy Kreme location to see if they’re participating in the FREE doughnut giveaway. You will have the choice of any doughnut that you may choose. So if you’re a glazed doughnut or jelly doughnut connoisseur like myself, you can have that succulent, fattening baked good at your disposal. No purchase neccessary, but keep in mind that you should at least buy a cup of coffee or something. Remember, you’re a broke-ass, not a cheap-ass.

Happy National Doughnut Day!!!

National Doughnut Day
Friday, June 1st
FREE
Any Participating Krispy Kreme
Find You Local Krispy Kreme Shop Here
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