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Sat, Oct 02, 2010

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The country of Romania proves to the western world that it is serious about winning future music world championships by killing a middle-aged woman whose piano playing was "showing little progress or promise," according to one music official. Schuliya Dementova, 36, was tied to the piano and pushed into a large pool in the center of Bucharest to prove the point. "She will not be missed," the official said. (REUTERS)