The revelations just keep coming. We found this mysterious volume in the vault of the House of E.'.X.'. What it portends for earth and mankind is anyone's guess at this time. Yet we felt it important to begin portioning it out as humans became ready for the 'next giant leap'. We found that the document was enlightening if not incendiary to many fifteen year olds with grandiose Goth/Emo asperations. Nonetheless, the Wisdom must go forth...

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THE BOOK OF MICHAEL

PROLOGUE

The dogs of the tail end path have bark-ed and gnarl-ed for an entire age of earth. Each of these demons and their respective priests and ministers have attempted to find wisdom in their own lies. The ice age of irreligious thought can last but a limited time in this great scheme of human existence. The dogs of wisdom-defiled have had their carnage, and their breading season hath become as reality. Each, with his own "demonic" path to tartarus, hath accused the other of heresies and carnal indiscretions. The Ring of the MORDOR doth carry an everlasting curse, but only because those who seek it think in terms of "Frodo" and "Golem" - themselves being at all times "Golem". The dogs of the past have become as their own devils in order to live. Feebly, their ministers play the devil's game to fill their synogogues of satan and pay the mortgages on their Lodges. Alas, too many late nights have they studied "unrighteousness", and poor and incompetent devils they make. So they all join hands in "fraternal" unity, and in their desperation go to Hele for their last great ill-ordered council. "Draweth near in the gloom the twilight of the dogs." The Antons of night have flown forth to summon Marilyn Manson, who hath set Hollywood aflame with the searing trident of Microphone, Amplifier, and poor musicianship. The twilight is done. A glow of new light is borne out of the dawn and Michael alone is left standing, once more to proclaim: "This is the age of Christ! Christ Rules the Earth!" The dogs of the unjust are dead. This is the morning of mysterion, and undefiled wisdom. The SPIRIT prevaileth and a great Church hath been builded, consecrated SPIRIT in its name. No longer shall man's salvation be inhibited by another forcing him into self-occultation. And it will be known that the world of the Spirit and the Living shall be the greatest manifestation of any and all eternal delights!