Date: March 13th, 2018 5:21 PMAuthor: You're a lying rat and I want nothing to do w/you

i dunno mang. first thing i'll probably do is serenade my wife out of sleep with a pi incantation. i'm also gonna sign into work slack and spam the hell out of all the channels with reminders about pi day. i'll probably also have my dog run circles and deduce the circumference using pi.

i won't be eating pies or throwing pies or whatever. that's for pie lovers, not pi lovers.