The Latest in Desk Accessories

The makers who brought you Keyboard Kat and Pocket Protector Pet, now introduce their latest accessory: Desk Dik Dik.

Just think, you could be the proud owner of your very own desktop anipal! These little darlings are a mere fifteen to sixteen inches fully grown and love to whistle. (Whistle not guaranteed.)

Plus, it’s hilarious when you answer the question, “What have you been doing?” with, “Playing with my dik dik!” Well, it’s funny until Human Resources comes by your cubicle with an order to attend a class about office propriety.

The best thing about Dik Diks is there’s always two of them (was going to say they always come in pairs but that sounded rude)…so where’s the other one? And if they don’t have room for it I’ll gladly offer up my editing suite, plenty of space for sproinging.

It took me a few looksies, also but I believe it is a teeny tiny dispenser of meelks weeth a drop dispenser fer a top (I’ve briefly left my brain behind somewheres and cannae remember that wird and am too daggoned LAZY at present to resairch the woid).

I am convinced that dik diks are an invention of highly talented Japanese anime artists. No actual real live animal could have such insanely huge and liquid eyes, and such a delicate prehensile woofly nose.