wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm

And that's why Canada doesn't drink.

agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am

You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.

Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am

It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"

Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am

I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.

agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm

LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.

pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm

very nice. 5L's

5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm

This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.

hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm

Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...

slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm

haha nice!
Now try ww2 =P

I WANT A TANK -

Sean - March 30, 2014, 2:47 pm

Huh? Mis * tress? Blocked?

Sean - March 30, 2014, 2:45 pm

Oh Mo(x12) Honey, listen. It's not you, it's me ... and by that I mean you just don't do it for me. But seriously, I could never cheat on my mistress. That'd be wrong.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2014, 8:49 am

I knew you came back for me Sean.....we're special friends. Wanna go steady?

Sean - March 30, 2014, 12:53 am

"baseball cards in the spokes" that really takes me back ... to April 7 2011 when Mooooooooooooo said it!

spacedog - March 29, 2014, 2:27 pm

A classic poster where the comments are as funny as the caption.

Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:51 pm

Look. All I'm saying is that when it comes to rimming, Moooooooooo is tireless. He doesn't stop till he makes it all the way home.

Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:46 pm

Shoot: I forgot to mention the part about taking off the seat.

Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:45 pm

Test #2: what is Mooooooooooooo doing when he rides his bike after it gets a flat? Rimming.

Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:43 pm

OK, I now believe Mooooooooooooooo's last comment.

Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:42 pm

Test: hunters.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 5:35 pm

really?...I can't say hookers?....Prostitutes then.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 5:35 pm

Yeah, How can i sing "a bicycle built for two" while trolling for hookers now?

Sean - April 7, 2011, 5:07 pm

Missing something from your garage, are ya?

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 2:08 pm

That's clearly not a tank.....I've never seen a more obvious tandem bike with tassels on the handles and Baseball cards in the spokes.

Sean - April 7, 2011, 1:27 pm

"tank rides" has some alternate meaning, like "mustache rides" or "quantitative easing." Tootles ... and you owe me for all the advice.

Sean - April 7, 2011, 1:26 pm

I can't believe that I just give such valuable advice away for free. Oh, that reminds me. Hey Reality Lord, that bankruptcy trustee I referred you to is willing to accept payment in "tank rides." But I recommend you google that just in case ...

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:06 am

Excellent!

Sho - April 19, 2013, 7:47 pm

ahahaha

WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -

squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am

great questions for anyone learning to read.
good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D
reply: bible reading comprehension ftw

Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm

Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?

Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."

Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm

R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm

I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!

rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.

ADMIT IT... - You Just Threw Up In Your Mouth a Little Bit, Didn't You, Moneypenny?

440wakeup - April 28, 2011, 12:25 am

dumb

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2011, 12:07 am

Agreed, learn to take a joke. (or make one, at least)

Sean - April 25, 2011, 11:51 pm

I see. So lethal sea mammal rape is funny, but a mildly disdainful comment on your lethal sea mammal rape poster is a crime against humanity.

440wakeup - April 25, 2011, 11:16 pm

I did the poster back one that trainer at sea world was drowned by an amorouse killer-whale, during a full packed performance. I was topical.

440wakeup - April 25, 2011, 11:14 pm

I am one in the same, the site went down and wouldn't accept my password. Dying to find out what DJINNYF stands for is it DJ inny or JINI (genie) or a typo?

djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 9:23 am

Wow, seriously.... you all had bad ham for easter!!! but i agree, you shouldnt insult someone who don't like your poster, it's part of the game!! If you didn't want to get this on the wrong day... check it the next one! xx

rerun - April 24, 2011, 9:48 pm

man, why does the Jewish guy g=have to be the hyper-sensitive cross dresser? Not all of us are that sensitive.

Sean - April 24, 2011, 9:14 pm

Ooooh good point. But also about the pinkie thing too. I myself have been a little lazy there lately.

Feasibly - April 24, 2011, 8:36 pm

Or does it mean that 440 got upset for having his attention drawn to this poster. That kinda thing happens if you drink beer from a can without extending the pinky finger ya know...

Sean - April 24, 2011, 8:05 pm

So does this mean that yeodawg had just outed himself as an unattractive hyper-sensitive cross- dressing Jewish dude?

Sean - April 24, 2011, 6:36 pm

And more importantly, isn't killjoy one word? *snickers*.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2011, 6:18 pm

What the hell are you talking about? Is this your poster?, Is it related to Easter at all? Explain why you just insulted a noob for no reason.

440wakeup - April 24, 2011, 6:13 pm

And happy easter to you TOO kill-joy, I can't even enjoy a lovely holiday with my family w/o some ahole letting me have it? This comment could've waited until after PASS-OVER you SOB.

ZOMBIE HUNTING - It is open season everyday, get er' done boys !

SAFE WEATHER -

nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 12:38 pm

What's better is when they say "It will safely hit Cuba instead of mainland USA!"

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:52 am

I honestly despise these meteorologists, they're so full of it. Many people disagree on so much; but as much as we agree on our hatred for Twilight, equally so for these weathermen who know as much as your average 5L year old.

GaryO - March 11, 2014, 10:29 pm

Well then, make more. Please. My son is a commercial fisherman. Lotsa pics like this. Fair winds, mate.

Thanks. It was a team effort brewing around my ship for a while.

GaryO - March 5, 2014, 9:01 pm

Good first poster

MAN O MAN -

nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:11 pm

May imperfect women should stop looking for the perfect man, besides if they found him he would be too good for her and deserve better!

steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 11:32 am

I'm afraid they'll have to bomb someone else with their PMS-I'm spoken for;)

mariand - June 6, 2012, 7:55 am

WOW, steve... now all the women around here it will bomb you with PMs...lol

steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 3:56 am

I dunno but the perfect man sure sounds a lot like me and I assure you I do exist;)

gas - June 5, 2012, 1:58 pm

hehe.. reminds me a Muchachito song (será mejor -it will be better-): "the day you'll love me I quit smoking, the day you'll love me I stop doing drugs, the day you'll love me I stop toasting... well you'd better not love me no more!"

Most people like to make assumptions, rather than think things through. Drunks are better at this than are most people. Cool story!

THE WATER-TIGHT SEAL - Now available in camo.

M0rd3kaI - April 30, 2012, 4:27 pm

That is very true, and I agree on discussion, not argumentation. I was just curious and with the help of various people, we got to the bottom of it :) if I have not said it before, I like the poster, and knowing it's a Mk43 I like it even more

lgvernon - April 30, 2012, 3:27 pm

M0rd3kaI - April 30, 2012, 3:12 pm

Lol, LG, count on me to find a way to get a topic vaguely off topic XD

M0rd3kaI - April 30, 2012, 3:11 pm

Mk43... never even knew that existed, but now that you mention it it does look remarkably similar to the M60E3. The picture you linked has a slightly shorter barrel and threw me off at first, but see the resemblance now. Thanks for that.

lgvernon - April 27, 2012, 5:07 pm

Ah, OK, I see the difference, now. Thank you. Truth be told, I selected the photo for the poster based entirely on the MAN. Thank again!~

RetiredUSNChief - April 27, 2012, 4:55 pm

Close, but not quite. It resembles more the M60E4, but is actually a SACO Defense MK43 Mod 0. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:M60iraq2003.jpg The heat shield on the MK43/M60E4 rises slighty higher and is closer to the barrel end than the M60E3.

M0rd3kaI - April 26, 2012, 5:53 pm

Thanks Cranky and LG yes compared to the pic in the poster it is definitely the M60E3, it has the correct sight, barrel/gastube and bipod placement and looks, I thought about the M60, but didn't think it was it. Thanks for that though, much appreciated :)

lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:33 pm

The barrel connectors are the same, sight the same, suppressor the same. I think you got it.

crankyhead - April 26, 2012, 5:13 pm

I dunno if that's it for sure, really hard to tell with the water and what not, but it's got the bipod and the tall front sight and the long barrel. Anyway, just a guess. =)

lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:09 pm

That would be it, without a doubt! Didn't even look at the M60 series. Thanks!~~

crankyhead - April 26, 2012, 5:05 pm

M60E3 is my best guess. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:M60E3_live_fire_excersise.jpg

lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 12:24 pm

Mor, I found this photo for the 'seal/swimming' prompt. I have no idea of its origins and have compared this firearm to a host of materials I have about assault weapons. I have yet to find a match. The front sight, etc., is completely off for an AR.

M0rd3kaI - April 26, 2012, 12:14 pm

Now that you mention it the Cammies Don't look too standard for US SEALs either. the under water pic seems like an assault rifle of sorts with the mag well, but generally the gas tube is above the barrel in AR's... thanks for the input though

fatelvis - April 25, 2012, 11:18 pm

Kai, it doesn't look American or NATO, front sight is too high and too far forward.

M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 12:56 pm

That's why I'm slightly doubting, only weapons I know that have a similar barrel, gas tube and muzzle arrangement is the M240, M249 and M60... and it is definitely not the last one, looks too long for a SAW... Receiver looks like an AA13, but that barrel

lgvernon - April 25, 2012, 12:03 pm

It could be, but I don't think it is. Some of the compoment parts don't look right to me for that weapon.I also do not see perfs on the forestock. Your guess is as good as mine.

M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 11:23 am

Nice LG, 5L... question: is that a M240?? I can't see so well in the refraction of the water

Wow! Sad but true. Thank you for creating

lesterinside - June 4, 2010, 5:18 am

That's sad. Nice Aggy

TheGrayFox - June 2, 2010, 10:41 am

This is so great i will comment again.

Airman - June 1, 2010, 4:18 pm

just thought asbout that.. the poster doesn't fall a bit short.. the term Well Done does.. how about Amsome.. that's better

Airman - June 1, 2010, 3:57 pm

well done falls a bit short

Mongo - June 1, 2010, 9:09 am

Like this....would like to think he's just camping.

PhxDebbie - June 1, 2010, 9:00 am

This is awesome 5L!!

wampyre - June 1, 2010, 8:18 am

FIVE UBER MUFASAS ! ! ! You are a witty one and i shall stand with you.

forseti - June 1, 2010, 3:34 am

i saw much more war crimes during war than after. Anyway: If any country in the world forces people to fight, it's the goddamn duty to take care for these people after such inhuman torture. may mankind learn from mistakes! 5 dovish lions

agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:41 pm

I'm glad that this hit people in the same place that it came from in me. I know too many who are in poor positions. The only war crimes I see are after war. God bless all who serve... whoever your God may be.

LoveForLife - May 31, 2010, 8:03 pm

And, our men and women (some still babies) STILL go to war and still enlist!! That shows the true beauty of mankind. Our hope and faith and dedication never dies! And, our country should be ashamed!!

Bob D. Sailor - May 31, 2010, 7:05 pm

This poster is like a bullet to the heart. It hits home everytime.

Sean - May 31, 2010, 2:29 pm

Great. I would have said that sooner but I have had login problems -- though when I put it like that, it sounds kinda nasty.

Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:58 am

In the best possible sense.

Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:57 am

Monster.

TheGrayFox - May 31, 2010, 7:22 am

sweet man! 5 pissed lions.

Cubbybear - May 31, 2010, 1:00 am

A shack by the river...how did it come to this? 5 angry lions

DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm

Excellent job bro...this is why we need a 6L option

Timmah - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm

I love it. I have 4 relatives who were vietnam vets and one who was in korea. I'm enlisted myself, shipping off in a little over a month. Now that I've given you my life story, lets give this poster a 5!

rerun - May 30, 2010, 10:26 pm

perfection

gil - May 30, 2010, 1:35 pm

I have forwarded this to my father and father-in-law, who are both Vietnam Vets. They will appreciate this more than I can. Just Excellent.

Krissie - May 30, 2010, 11:09 am

I've seen plenty posters here, in magazines...but NOTHING like this for remembering our veterans, that are home, but yet NOT "home". 5L's.

mongobonecrusher - May 30, 2010, 1:51 am

that vet lives just down the way from me in the field. my sister has left food for him

moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 1:01 am

has to be the sheep 1. 5 preemptive lions.

TheTrashHeap - June 13, 2009, 12:59 am

Its nice to be encouraged i have 1 in the approval q and i don't want to let you guys down.

mooooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 12:57 am

Ah, 2.9 the sign of a truly good motifake.

TheTrashHeap - June 13, 2009, 12:55 am

Thanks Mo TheTrashHeap is a much happier persona than Canuck was. TheTrashHeap just wants to enjoy motifake. TheTrashHeap has spoken

MO - June 13, 2009, 12:52 am

Trash...I sea what you did there....3 times in one comment! And I give it my whole hearted seal of approval!!!!

MO - June 13, 2009, 12:40 am

Me thinks that you boys are missing the golden rule! The younger the seal....the tighter it is!!! And as you all know... everybody loves.....wait...for......it....you know it's coming.....A TIGHT SEAL!!!!!!!

moooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 12:32 am

puns=lowest form of humour. except political jokes,Chuck Norris jokes,mindfucks and anything WTFO posts..........All in good fun WTFO don't use your military contacts to hunt me down and club me.

TheTrashHeap - June 13, 2009, 12:27 am

I don't harbour some repressed love for seals! Don't harp at me I aint lion!

BoneCD - June 12, 2009, 4:31 pm

A what?

Sean - June 12, 2009, 4:28 pm

Dude's a sealopaedophile ... that's sooo (understandably) wrong.

LogicDude - June 12, 2009, 4:22 pm

This is a BABY seal...he's waaaay too young to go clu-ooooooh...that is so wrong.

Man, I would hate to be online when Sean finds out

SEAN IS MAD -

DrSynth - April 18, 2011, 11:54 pm

even if only special ed

Sean - April 15, 2011, 12:07 pm

Unbunch you underoos, dude. That was a rant, meant in part to amuse. I mean the tsunami metaphor was golden. *snickers*

culos - April 15, 2011, 8:15 am

perhaps they should be guided to MAD? I'm with Sean, this has become GrannyFake but MAD still is a very lonely place

rerun - April 15, 2011, 6:54 am

we all started off as noobs. I am sorry you think this is turning into grannyfake, maybe you could lend a hand to some of the noobs and guide them.

CaptainBaked - April 15, 2011, 6:25 am

Sean... you're special...

Sean - April 14, 2011, 11:39 pm

*continue to piss
That is all. Be off with you now.

Sean - April 14, 2011, 11:28 pm

continue to advance the geriatric trajectory of this once funny site in spite of my rants against their humorless offerings. But with beer as my ammo I shall continue the piss against the tsunami of "hurray for everything nice."

Sean - April 14, 2011, 11:24 pm

For the record, I happen to harbor few delusions regarding the efficacy of my advanced case of miffitude. After all, the gaggle of n00bs who seem determined to turn MotiFake into GrannyFake with Ned Flanders approved posters, will no doubt ...

Sean - April 14, 2011, 9:18 pm

Yese ite is. 5e.

marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:57 pm

lol. "made" it almost makes it even funnier. Love the poster.

Airman - April 14, 2011, 6:51 pm

isn't that how it is spelled in Canadian?

TheOne - April 14, 2011, 6:49 pm

Yeah I've seen...

Sean - April 14, 2011, 6:47 pm

Just be careful. It can be habit forming.

TheOne - April 14, 2011, 6:45 pm

Sorry that was the first time i "nazied"

Sean - April 14, 2011, 6:29 pm

But of course I meant that in the nicest possible way.

Sean - April 14, 2011, 6:27 pm

And suddenly a new idiot has come to the fore. Letting me off the hook for now.

Fail :"mad".

BORN AGAIN CAT -

MITHRAIC MYSTERIES -

steve1961 - December 26, 2012, 3:49 pm

They COULD all be some type of Ancient Rednecks. After all, this statue appears to predate NASCAR by a century or more.

EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2012, 3:34 pm

This was not some small cult. Over 400 Mithraea (underground temples) have been found with over 700 depictions of this scene, called the Tauroctony.

EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2012, 3:29 pm

No one's sure. Christianity did it's best to erase all trace of this religion. It happens underground with Mithras looking toward Sol Invictus (The unconquered sun) Animals of other constellations help him kill the bull.

steve1961 - December 26, 2012, 1:47 pm

Why is he wrestling with an animal? It is a depiction of some ancient Rodeo?