He'll be appearing at Manchester's very excellent Play Expo, on Saturday, October 10th at 1pm, in conversation with Retro Gamer veterans Paul Dury and Martyn Caroll. No doubt he'll be discussing what it was really like to be a games journo in the 1990s, plus all things Digitiser and Teletext related - before performing a mysterious "towel dance".

When you've finished with that tawdry spectacle, you'll be able to indulge in the expo's dizzying array of gaming activities. We're sure you'll agree there are several worse ways to spend a weekend.

Aww... sadface.
I would normally consider such a road trip to come beard to beard with you Biffo as I have a Buffalo Bill-style basement well which is currently vacant, but the thing is east of Orlando where I'll be for Halloween Horror Nights at the time, ergo, "forget it".
(Please don't burgle my empty house Digitiser 2000 readers.)