Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

International experts call tanning beds as deadly as arsenic. The Real Housewives of New Jersey respond that the findings are ridiculous. Getting a little healthy glow is in no way like setting fire to something. [NYPost]

Salt Lake City introduces the pastrami burger. As if the fact that a large portion of the city supports teetotaling isn't scary enough. [NYT]

Sex and the City's Kristin Davis has a new man. Wait, so the Charlotte/Harry magic didn't take place in real life?! [EOnline]

Strip clubs, marijuana eyed during budget crunch, apparently. That's interesting. We know a lot of people that "eye" either or both, pretty much all the time. [CNN]