A Sexy Jon Snow Costume For People Who Know Nothing & Wear (Almost) Nothing Exists Now

It's everything you never knew you needed in your life: The sexy femme Jon Snow Halloween costume is kind of a must for Game of Thrones fans the world over. Officially billed as the "Sexy Northern Queen" costume, it consists of a black pleather bodysuit as well as a giant, floor-length fur-trimmed cape, with a criss-cross closure, which adds some definite Jon Snow flair. Taken altogether, it's definitely something you could slay some White Walkers in (provided that you also add the Valyrian steel Longclaw to your ensemble). And just think — as a female Jon Snow, you'll stand out amongst all of the other people wearing Game of Thrones-inspired costumes at your next Halloween party.

Honestly, it's pretty badass, right? And it must be said, it actually is kind of sexy. I feel like I should make a joke about this costume making me want to renounce my Night's Watch vows, but I'll abstain (sorry).