It is reported, "Jesus appeared at the location mentioned below with the Australian Prime Minister John Howard". However, no one is saying what Jesus said to Little Johnny! Yet, one source reluctantly said, he may have said, "Chopus Blackus Dickus"
'Jesus' appears on Sydney train platform
By 7News Monday January 8, 06:45 PM

An angry Catholic Archbishop George Pal slammed the idea that Jesus could have said anything to John Howard let alone “Chopus Blackus Dickeus (to keep Australia White!)”. However, an enthusiastic Anglican Archbishop Peter Jensen asked George to shut up else he may recommence Catholic beheading in Australia like old England!

It is reported, "Jesus appeared at the location mentioned below with the Australian Prime Minister John Howard". However, no one is saying what Jesus said to Little Johnny! Yet, one source reluctantly said, he may have said, "Chopus Blackus Dickus"

The faithful and inquisitive have converged on a Sydney railway station after an image appeared on a platform wall.

Some believers say the image is of Jesus Christ, but even the Church isn't convinced.
Beneath platform two at Waverton station, the image has created quite a stir.

"Hallelujah! He is coming, our great Lord," one woman shouted at the station today. "I believe in my heart that the time is coming."

A commuter first spotted the image on a citybound train.

The plausible explanation is eroded white paint, but church leaders are open-minded about the 'Waverton Messiah'.

"As long as it doesn't get an over-layer of too much meaning," Sister Pat Malone of St Joseph's Catholic Church said.

Reverend Andrew Leslie of North Sydney Anglican Church said wasn't sure either.

"Although Christians look forward to one day seeing Jesus face-to-face, we can never be certain that any image like that is authentic," Rev Leslie said.

Whether or not you actually believe Jesus has arrived on the North Shore line, station staff have been taking safety very seriously, making sure no-one gets close enough to meet their maker when trains pass through. http://au.news.yahoo.com/070108/23/11zxj.html