I'll be stuffin' this motherf***in' muffin up in my grill, look at the carrot cake crumbs I spill. I don't even like it but I'm eatin' it still. I'm sitting here witherin' away to nothing, uh oh, eating carrot cake muffin.

What's my snack? It's so good, more like 'What's My Crack?' It's good. I dropped a crumb on the ground, I can't afford to drop a crumb! Can I be honest with you? This is my snack for tomorrow."

"#WHATSMYSNACK It is said that when you fast you have visions. It goes back to the Bible and probably before. It's a spiritual experience to say the least. I'm not fasting per se but I am definitely at the point in this diet where I've began metabolizing my own brain for energy. Not to brag.

If your body gets so hungry you start eating your own brain matter for energy, keep going! You're almost there! It means the love handles are next! And then you will be complete. You will have arrived at the destination. And forever you will be happy. Just kidding. Don't do it. Not worth it. Go get some Doritos or skittles. Both of which have Starlord's face on them right now!!!

This isn't the first 'What's My Snack' video Chris has done - it's actually become a reoccurring franchise (lol, is it a franchise?) on his Instagram since he started filming the new Jurassic World 2 film.

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