We have the same here with parking spaces. I got my ARRSE chewed a few weeks ago by a RAF Gp Capt about using his parking space as it meant he had to park elsewhere. I think he was more concerned about having to walk a little further than normal (an extra 20 metres).

As I walked away I got to thinking how pathetic it was when viewed against the stuff going on in sunnier climes. I turned around and told him so and he took every word without a flinch and just walked off. Never heard from him again.

The officer's only toilets were introduced for your benefit, to prevent embarrasment on your behalf. After all, who wants to witness a pair of pale, spotty buttocks suspended over a trap, straining to release an anaemic turd complete with a sperm topping?

I used to use some 'officers toilets' on Telic. It was usual to find it:
- skidded up
- unflushed
- toilet paper strewn over the place

Honestly, they were grim, unusable sometimes. I don't know if it's a Sandhurst thing, but I wouldn't leave my toilet at home in the same state. I can't even blame it on them having been students in a previous life. 'cos I've been one, and we woudn't leave the toilets like that. It could be that Sandhurst has taught them to have no shame. Jeez, imagine leaving a toilet stinking, to be followed in by someone.

In fact, maybe that's the reason. Junior ranks finding the traps in sh t order immeidately following officers use. Can only be bad for morale and these officers need their respect protecting in the face of being incapable of humane toilet use.

I used to use some 'officers toilets' on Telic. It was usual to find it:
- skidded up
- unflushed
- toilet paper strewn over the place

Honestly, they were grim, unusable sometimes. I don't know if it's a Sandhurst thing, but I wouldn't leave my toilet at home in the same state. I can't even blame it on them having been students in a previous life. 'cos I've been one, and we woudn't leave the toilets like that. It could be that Sandhurst has taught them to have no shame. Jeez, imagine leaving a toilet stinking, to be followed in by someone.

In fact, maybe that's the reason. Junior ranks finding the traps in sh t order immeidately following officers use. Can only be bad for morale and these officers need their respect protecting in the face of being incapable of humane toilet use.