A few days ago I slipped while walking to the bus. I was just walking and then I saw a leaf on the ground and I stepped aside because I was afraid I'd slip over it, but instead I slipped on a complete FLAT part of the road. I don't know how I managed to do that. But anyway, of course I had to be in the presence of one of my classmates who then apologized for some reason. I think he thought he had invaded my 'personal space' or something and that had been the reason I stepped aside so I told him about the leaf and then he said in a sarcastic tone: "Yeah, you could've slipped over that, right?" And now I feel stupid. For some reason I always do clumsy things when I'm in the presence of that classmate. I fall while climbing stairs, I drop things, I slip on mud, I loose my balance without an obvious reason ... It's very weird.

One day I was working the customer service counter at the grocery store where I work. There's a part of the counter that comes up to chest level for people to fill out lottery slips, refund sheets, etc. I was filling out a report when I felt a sneeze coming. Before I could turn the other way, I sneezed and whacked the crap out of my head on the counter. (ahem, now where's my sexy vamp to protect me from my clumsy self??)

i tend to always bang against things...one is the footboard on my bed. I always have a bruise about midthigh from that. Most times I have no idea where I got bruises from! But today I pulled the ultimate Bella. I was slicing a loaf of bread and sliced right into my finger. It took a few seconds of staring at it to jump into action. 7 stitches later, I now have a bandaged index finger to look at for the next two weeks *sigh*

When I was sophomore in high school I was walking to class and only had to step down three little stairs to go into our library. Well, when I did my heeled sandal kind of just stopped in mid step because it got caught on the carpet and I fell flat on my face and spread eagle with my skirt up and my undies exposed to a large group of senior boys and girls that were sitting in the library! Yeah, it was pretty bad. To top it off, not one person offered to help me up! If Edward would have been there I'm sure he would have come to my rescue being the gentleman that he is!

Today, it snowed here. A LOT! And by here I mean Central Alberta. Canada.Anyways, snow and I do not get along very well, and with the snow, came freezing rain, who is also against me. In 6th period today, I was walking around the portable classrooms to my friend, to get the key because it was locked. The reason we were trying to get in this locked classroom was for recycling. There are stairs up to this classroom, and I was just getting ready to turn around to go up the stairs and I fell, flat on my back, without even realizing it until I got up and found myself covered in snow. I wasn't wearing a jacket and the snow melted through all 4 of my layers that I was wearing. My friend couldn't stop laughing.Later, like an hour ago, I was walking home from a neighbour's house. I was taking her family pictures. There's an enormous hill between our houses and I slid down it. I tripped and slid down the hill. At least no one saw that amazing fall though.

I pull a Bella everyday . . . I remember I made it across this big path to the portacabins where I have English, the path was covered in ice, and I didn't fall so I was really happy, like dancing up and down being all random.Then I went into my english classroom, and fell over my desk I also remember I was walking up the concourse at school with my friends to our bench right at the back, in the morning before Tutor Class, and everyone always turns round and stares at you as your coming up. I slipped and fell flat on my face just as my crush looked at me. So typical. Everyone started laughing

I've had to get used at laughing at myself by now because falling, slipping, tripping, anything that involves making a fool of myself usually happens to me when I have an audience.