32 thoughts on “Bringing the Heat – New York Yankees”

Normally, I’d be all over Patrick Bateman or Jack Torrance… but in this context, I’m gonna stake my claim for Yankee Bullseye. Because I don’t care if he’s evil and wears pinstripes- he is HOT. Those forearms can distract me from the “NY” on his cap.

I’m all about a Bale/Robert Sean Leonard sandwich. I watched Swing Kids until I wore the tape out when I was in junior high. As a substitute, I’d take Bale/David Moscow from Newsies or Bale/Jackman from Prestige.

Thanks TSW. Hilarious post. Although I don’t think Jeter is shallow, I know many of the Yankee haters think so. But I don’t care – I’d hit it. Of course he’ll always be No. 2 behind the biggest Yankee hottie of all time – Don Mattingly.

Also, I can’t thank you enough for that picture of Robinson Cano – nobody should be able to argue with that one.