Jose and Carlos are panhandlers......They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollarsevery day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do youbring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?".Jose says , ... "Look at your sign, what does it say"?Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'."Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars"Carlos says... "So what does your sign say"?Jose shows Carlos his sign.....It reads , "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico ".

That was cute. An ex of mine used to pan handle with his friend and one time he sees this well dressed man exit his car with his girl and my ex walked up to him and asked for some change.....the guy thumbed through his $$$ and told my ex he was sorry, all he had was 50's.....My ex slyly came back with...."I can make you change!" LOL