Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Contest!

This logo rules! Rules, I say! Too bad after I was treated to this, I was subjected to two horses gettin' it on, with extreme close ups. Of their genitals. Tell me what movie this awesome logo is from and where you get to see two horses doin' it immediately after the title sequence and you will get a prize of your choosing - either a dvd of Cinderella's greatest hits or a copy of Vampire Hookers that no longer works in my VCR - but who's to say it won't work in your VCR? Great prize giveaway for a ridiculous random question, huh? I will accept the answer in English and/or French, preferably both. Want more hints? Too bad.

16 comments:

...never watched it myself, but have heard many things that make me not really want to, either. My parents tried to make a go of professional horse-breeding a few years back, and I've seen more than my share of horse-dick. Which, of course, makes it sound like we had sex with the horses ourselves, which I assure you, was NOT the case.

I'm just making things worse at this point aren't I? In any case, having never seen the movie (but I really DID hear of it several times before, I swear), I kinda cheated by using Google and the key-words "horse-coupling" and Argos Films. That said, feel free to award the prize to someone less dishonest than myself. :)

I know this one. What a fucked-up film... but I'm not interested in the prizes. So I won't say and spoil it for someone else. The horses doing the deed is probably the least fucked-up part of the film however.

Woohoo! I've never been so excited to be affiliated with horse pr0n in my whole life :) I'll gladly cede any hard-earned winnings to read a Cavalcade of Perversions write-up of this movie (or of one of Borowicz' non-horse-pr0n flicks--that would be ace by me as well).

@Kate. If I had a Bon Jovi slap bracelet, I would rock it night and day, my friend. I think I did have a Poison slap bracelet back in the day...not nearly as cool. But I still dig that sweet green for their logo color.

@theDuke. You are home, my dear. Tom Keiffer and horse pr0n. It don't get any better, imo.

@Bill. Thank you, darlin' for your kindness in awarding me an award. Keep comin' back - I promise to keep it weird and wine flavored and cat costumed as I can!

@Geof. Thank you as well. And thanks for the anniversary wishes ;) Love you long time.

Me bid ju velcome

Heavily tattooed old punk rocker and weird movie aficionado, as well as cat enthusiast, hair dye addict and drinker of copious amounts of wine. If I don't have my ass parked on the couch, watching something crazy from the seventies with a vino in hand, there is something wrong with the universe. I occasionally take a break from drinking and watching movies to grade papers and bring people food and pour them drinks, but normally, I'm happiest at home with my six fur children and a box of cheap cabernet. Crank up the Misfits loud, pick your poison, and join me!