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The ULTIMATE in bottled water from buydehydratedwater.com!

You’ve seen it on TV, heard it on the radio, and read it in your local newspapers, “Our Public Water Supply Is Polluted and Dangerous!”

Every year millions of gallons of crude oil and toxic waste materials are dumped into our oceans and water reservoirs. Many have heard of the Exxon Valdez oil spill. But what about all those other chemical spills that seemingly go undetected under the cover of night. No matter how much your city tries to cleanse their water system, traces of these dangerous chemicals still prevail all around. Cities across the United States and around the world have old, corroded, lead pipes that poison your water. More than ever before, people are turning to bottled water as a safety precaution against all these pollutants. But many of these bottled waters are even worse than public water supplies. Some bottling facilities do not change their filters frequently enough and thus inject hazardous substances into your water. Other bottling companies don’t date their supplies and end up selling old water, which is equally dangerous.

It’s time to stop the insanity and insist on a better quality of life. Stop drinking tap water. Stop drinking well water. Refuse to touch water from desalination plants. And remember that mountain spring water is a disaster waiting to happen. Do you know how many people and animals urinated in your spring water, upstream? Yes, it’s disgusting to think about (perhaps even humorous), but it happens. So stop drinking it. Insist on only one natural substance… Dehydrated water.

I’ve always wanted to do a website like the one above. People are stupid, generally speaking, and it never ceases to amaze me how many are willing to believe whatever ridiculous concept they come across. Properly harnessed, that stupidity can be a great force for humor, as in the website above. At the same time that powerful need to believe can be a great tool for massiveconsumerfraud. The FAQ page alone is a great example of credulity in action. But what the hell, it’s their money to spend I suppose. Just don’t think about the fact that these same people get to vote for who’ll be President.