I remember being in high school playing that stupid game called "you won't." Where you dare someone to do something and say they won't do it. It applied to anything from you won't smack that pizza out of his hand, to you won't throw this cheeseburger across the quad. If you don't, then you're a bitch or something.

We were in my Algebra class with Mr. Krieger and he always used the overhead projector. Picture Charlie Sheen mixed with Kramer teaching a math class and that was him. He would spray a ton of Windex whenever he moved to the next problem. One day someone decided to play the "you won't" game and said to my friend Robi, "I bet you won't piss in Mr. Krieger's Windex bottle." Robi relied, "say I won't." You won't. Robi grabbed the Windex when Mr. Krieger's back was turned and went to the bathroom.

He was gone for a while, but I didn't think he would do it anyways. Robi finally gets back, sits down for a minute without saying anything, and then he pulls out from under his shirt the most Aqua Green bottle of Windex I had ever seen in my life. It was the color of a Tiffany's jewelry box. Actually, more like a lime green Otter Pop. He put it back next to the projector, as we anxiously waited. Mr. Krieger finally sprays it and we die laughing. Like true assholes the rest of class we kept raising our hands asking, "can you use more Windex? It's still hard to see with those smudges."

He kept spraying that Windex and wiping away with more enthusiasm than the ShamWow guy. The moral of the story- Always check to see if someone has pissed in your Windex before using it.