Escape from the Fist of Wu

[01:09:42 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: red ants invaded it?
[01:10:03 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: like broke out of scratches or broke in half?
[01:10:40 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i think we gonna have to change hosts
[01:13:53 a.m.] Captain Cold: 10:14 PM – Capn Cold Cold Edition: HEYFAGGOT
10:14 PM – Capn Cold Cold Edition: FUCKING
10:14 PM – Capn Cold Cold Edition: GETOFFTHATSHITTYGAMETHATSALSOKINBDAGOOD
10:14 PM – Capn Cold Cold Edition: ANDGET ON SKYPE
[01:14:34 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: 01:12 a.m. – Clutchset Cargoparilla: Zorlack pls
[01:16:07 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i drank
[01:16:10 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: and drank some more
[01:16:17 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: then i found out i can play LoL
[01:16:19 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: then drank some more
[01:17:23 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: A LASTSHAOLINANDTHEWUTANG IS DONEDOWNLOADING
[01:18:18 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: https://app.roll20.net/join/424576/AFmpNg
[01:18:46 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: we using it for rolls
[01:24:03 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: brb gonna get my notebook and shit
[01:24:21 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i though it splashes
[01:24:39 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: hey
[01:24:42 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: what if the nade
[01:24:48 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: push some stones into his eyes
[01:24:50 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: and make him blind
[01:29:57 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: so guys before we start you wanna know anything about the game or share anything about your characters?
[01:30:43 a.m.] Captain Cold: http://renegadecinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/url21.jpeg
[01:30:46 a.m.] Captain Cold: my guy looks like dat
[01:31:09 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: there are no real oposing roll, you just roll 2d5s one a positive dice the other a negative one
[01:31:12 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: and the fate dice
[01:31:32 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: let me make sure
[01:32:01 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: the fate die is a reroll die wich you use only when your score is 3 or -3
[01:33:25 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: it’s actually 2d6
[01:33:43 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: for everything
[01:33:48 a.m.] Scarecrow: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BplYlSuCEAAfxpT.jpg
[01:34:35 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: so on roll20 the left roll will always be negative and the right one always positive
[01:37:27 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: so everything clear now?
[01:37:43 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: kay
[01:39:39 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: so i’m going to start writing
[01:40:48 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i don’t care about mmf
[01:42:11 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: You all wake up on a dark room, taken from your daily cover operations, a white screen is illuminated by a projector and shows different criminal acts done by persons wearing wasp yellow coats with hoods.
[01:42:29 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you get gear depending on me
[01:42:40 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: but you do have a cool amount of money
[01:43:08 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: the lights go up and you see Agent C.E.R.O alias 0 come through a door
[01:43:40 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he is the head of USA branch of S.W.I.N.G
[01:45:23 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: He says with a formal nondescript voice “the all of you where picked for this mission for your personal skills and abilities, for this important mission”
[01:45:38 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: >going for a drink
[01:45:46 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: >GOING FOR A DRINK
[01:46:16 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: it’s longer i just had to react
[01:47:11 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: “You will be given equipments but that will be done later, for now i’ll brief you on the mission”
[01:48:06 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: “are any of you agents familiar with the Wutang or Rap music at all?” he says as he waits for an answer or none at all.
[01:49:39 a.m.] Scarecrow: yes homie
[01:49:43 a.m.] Scarecrow: i got dem liquid swords
[01:49:45 a.m.] Scarecrow: nawm sayin
[01:50:00 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: those boxes are my sanity melting away
[01:54:02 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: “Agent we don’t use that kind of language on the quarter” Agent C.E.R.O repriments, he takes a pipe from his black suit pocket and light it up, he opens a folder and says “Since only one of our agents knows, you are dealing with Wutang a Hip Hop group that deals with martial art lyrics, hip hop is the devil’s work. Now on to the mission, reports have come from new york that Wutang is gaining influence among the lowe echelons of society, that isnt really important, but spies also report that they have seen agents from the Huang Zhao a chinese terrorist organization dealing with the Clan”
[01:55:43 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: “you are to travel to new york and discovers what’s the deal with the Huang Zhao and the WuTang, first pass through the Research section where you will be armed, a car is waiting for you on the outside” he motions to the door wich opens itself by a secret mechanism.
[01:55:47 a.m.] Scarecrow: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BplflA_CIAA9ba8.jpg
[01:55:50 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: YOURCALL
[01:58:30 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: as you walk through the hallways you heard explosions and car crashes from the various experiments happening on the section, on the entrace of the door is an agent who guides you to a room with 3 sets of 3 items set on a table and man wearing a labcoat on top of a brown checkered suit.
[01:59:07 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he says on a light pitched scrawny voice, “welcome agents, let me tell you about the items you will be using on this mission”
[02:01:40 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he first pick up a cigarrete box looking item and says “these 3 are first on it’s class direct from our side of europe, anyone feel brave enough to help me on this demonstration?”
[02:02:34 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: it means i had to put a comma
[02:02:53 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: now who will help him test it?
[02:03:24 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: “very well come foward agent”
[02:05:21 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he press the center of the box and two cigarrete darts launch from the box latching on agent Snake’s arm, droping him unconcious.
[02:05:29 a.m.] Scarecrow: #rip
[02:06:40 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: “oh my, such endurance, no wonder you where chosen for this mission”
[02:06:49 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: XDDDDDD
[02:08:37 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: “now moving along, this item holds 4 tranquilizer darts with enough strenght to stop an elephant, two concealed picklocks, 4 needle darts and two electrical darts that can short circuit any electricla machine known to the agency”
[02:09:34 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i’ll allow it
[02:09:50 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: all get it
[02:11:18 a.m.] Scarecrow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps7xmW-9LXQ
[02:11:19 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he picks up the next item wich is looks like a regular golden ring “this is both a camera and a remote comunicator of sort, any picture is sent instantly to us as means of radiotransmition and yes unconcious soldier some of the darts can double a regular cigarretes”
[02:13:10 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he then goes on and picks the third item wich looks like a regular gun “this is a gun but it has a twist” he pulls one sides of the gun handle revealing a knife “it has a hiden knife, noq there is a ride waiting for you outside”
[02:13:40 a.m.] zorlack: http://i.4cdn.org/v/1402205381071.gif
[02:13:46 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: it is
[02:14:00 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: there is a damn knife in your gun
[02:14:07 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: nigga
[02:14:13 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you pull the damn knife from the gun
[02:14:19 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: YOUHAVE A GUNANDKNIFE
[02:15:15 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you have a designated driver from the Agency drive you to the airport
[02:16:13 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: as you enter the plane you see three guys wearing yellow hoods enter the same plane as you are entering.
[02:16:54 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: a boeing
[02:17:10 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: a stewardess sees you standing up
[02:17:33 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: and motions you to sit down and buckle your belt as the plane is taking flight pretty soon.
[02:18:31 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: just roll 2d5s
[02:18:36 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: for a roll of 3
[02:19:02 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: empathy
[02:19:15 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: then zorlack has to roll
[02:19:18 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: for the 3
[02:19:23 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: carnagge*
[02:19:41 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: she rolled off the damn chart
[02:19:50 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he*
[02:20:19 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: not really i forgot how to read fucking die rolls on swing for a sec
[02:21:00 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: it’s 1-33
[02:21:21 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: actually
[02:21:26 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he failed the score
[02:21:35 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you see
[02:21:41 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you have too die pools
[02:21:46 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: one wich is possitive
[02:21:54 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: the other is negative
[02:21:58 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: and i’m reading zorlack rolls
[02:22:40 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: let do stuff in order
[02:22:47 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: first the intimidation
[02:23:31 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: the stewardress is clearly shocked and she runs into her seat and straps herself to her seat
[02:23:38 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you only get that if you have 8
[02:23:48 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: well if you roll is 8
[02:23:54 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: or higher
[02:24:10 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you needed a 3
[02:24:42 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: guys, that’s not how it works, there are no degrees of success in this game
[02:24:50 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you only success or fail
[02:25:41 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: those are shifts
[02:25:49 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: can we continue now
[02:26:18 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i don’t get the question
[02:26:54 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: that means he had a significant success
[02:26:58 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: not an amazing success
[02:27:24 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he just needed to roll
[02:27:29 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: since it’s against no one
[02:27:37 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he gets a one
[02:28:11 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you only learn that the fellows in the yellow suits aren’t members of the Wu.
[02:28:39 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: no
[02:29:10 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: there where portable radios
[02:29:25 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: not on the plane
[02:30:33 a.m.] Scarecrow: https://twitter.com/yukakuramoti/status/475524317036290048
[02:30:48 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: the planes arrive, and you see the guys in the yellow hoods board a yellow lowrider with a hawk like black logo on it’s hood, behind it it’s your ride for new york a moded Red Continental.
[02:30:52 a.m.] Scarecrow: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BplmpAdCIAA8—3.jpg
[02:31:54 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you are driven to some area on state island and informed members of the clan have been seen acting around it, the driver then leaves the keys of the car on the dashboard and walks away on the street"
[02:33:51 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you find a couple of coins and a tire iron and a wax wood stick long enough to be used as a wooden sword.
[02:34:38 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: Carnage roll a 1d5 for the trunk
[02:34:48 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: RANDOMLOOT M8
[02:35:12 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: nice
[02:36:05 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: You find an m16 with half a magazine
[02:36:22 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i had to make sure they existed at the time
[02:37:05 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: there are also two smoke granades and what seems to be a black cardboard box
[02:37:34 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: it looks like a box with no entrance and a digital screen on one side
[02:37:40 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: it also has two power switches
[02:38:17 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: academics or science work for me
[02:38:24 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: so which one?
[02:39:12 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you firgure out it must be some kind of high powered explosive
[02:40:14 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you guys plan on investigating the car even more or looking around the hood?
[02:41:23 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you find a black metal board covering the motor from vision, there are 4 screws on each corner and a screwdriver attached under the hood
[02:42:46 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: the black metal sheet blocks everything
[02:44:34 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: so are you guys already lifting it?
[02:44:59 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: ok
[02:45:50 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you heard a loud metal banging slightly bruising the wax stick, the metal sheet seems undamaged.
[02:46:01 a.m.] Scarecrow: https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10342394_10201033820327187_2558935684247419630_n.jpg
[02:46:46 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: wood gets bruised pretty easily
[02:47:06 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you can
[02:47:57 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: Zorlack you are doing it, you are terrified of him, otherwhise you take social damage
[02:48:02 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he can roll for resolve
[02:48:42 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i’m
[02:49:10 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you see zorlack, he rolled an 8
[02:49:17 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you are terrified of him
[02:49:22 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: more than death
[02:49:28 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he earned the aspect
[02:49:38 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: “Shadow of Death”
[02:50:21 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: not really hobos but persons are going out of their houses to look at this bullshit, like are these niggas stealing a car or something
[02:51:09 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: the guy does some random rap hands and says “nigga watchu offering”
[02:51:32 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: “how much dosh we talking about”
[02:52:30 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: “Dayum nigga, imma so about the benjamins i even changed my name to it, give me dem tools i fix that shit like my hommies on drugs” he does one of those rapper poses where they cross theyr arms
[02:52:48 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he is running to the hills
[02:53:09 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: nigga you ain’t finding him
[02:53:14 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he has like the highest stealth
[02:53:34 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: ok let’s continue this
[02:54:38 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: “only a screwdriver? shiieeet niggas no wonder you needed help” he says as he take the driver and does an exagerated walk over to the car “what is this metal sheet bullshit, what kind of car has this kind of bullshit”
[02:57:40 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he takes the screwdriver and unscrew every screw, the front of the sheet catapults foward and a bunch of balloons float with the word congratulation written on it, then a mechanical voice from the card says “this is outside what you are allowed to know agent, the car will explode in 5 seconds, please walk away” you see the nigga being frozen in fear he open his mouth real wide and says “Shieeeeeet”.
[02:58:19 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: roll the die
[02:58:38 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: shadow of death only counts toward zorlack
[02:59:03 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i’m the one who gived the bonus one
[02:59:09 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: but god bless america counts
[03:01:08 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: You manage to run up to him, grab him and run enough far enough, the car explode on your back the blast of the explosion taking the form of an american flag with a hawk flying through it, with the aspects God Bless American and earning you the temporal aspect AMERICANFREEDOM
[03:01:13 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: that’s the secret
[03:02:15 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: Tyrone is wordless, but he releases a tear, as this was so patriotic it inspired him to change his ways into the AMERICANWAY
[03:02:47 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i had his stats don’t worry
[03:02:58 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: but now, we go onto the running man
[03:03:08 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: Zorlack
[03:04:00 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: so you find yourself comming out from a 7/11 and see a couple of guys with wasp yellow hoods and the guys you saw on the plane walk into a building.
[03:05:47 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: as they enter the building they don’t notice the smoke rising Agent 35 stealth rolls into the building unoticed
[03:06:32 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: nah
[03:06:46 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: now that you are inside, you should
[03:07:08 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you can use a fate point to make it july 4
[03:07:25 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: but now we are with zorlack so chill
[03:07:31 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: dayum
[03:07:51 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: SNEAKROLLS
[03:09:56 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he walks through the building unnoticed he ain’t even hiding but it’s like the people on the building can’t even see him like if he was some kind of ninja. you gain the temporal aspect “Urban Ninja”
[03:10:17 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: Tyrone ain’t a urban ninja
[03:10:21 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he an AMERICANNINJA
[03:10:57 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4e/American_Ninja.jpg
[03:11:38 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you see guys on regular business suits talking about regular business, but you the hooded guys walk into an elevator, the door is still open.
[03:12:01 a.m.] Captain Cold: >with a gun in your hand you can use your guns skill to defend yourself
[03:12:30 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you casually walk into the elevator, the guys keep talking about bullshit and spouting rap lyrics untill you reach the bottom floor
[03:13:22 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: as the door open you see the whole building style change into an oriental style with yellow flags with black W hawks plastered on every wall
[03:13:43 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: just basement
[03:13:47 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you also
[03:13:48 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: see
[03:14:10 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: on the first door there is the Japanesse Character for 1 painted across the door
[03:14:39 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: to be honest the character for 1 is pretty self explanatory
[03:14:47 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: yes
[03:18:51 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: You see them open the door and see the room open into what looks to be a combat arena with weapons of all kind on every wall the guys kneel in front of a man with a white mask and a yellow Gi and say “we brough the guys Master Ghostface”, he looks around and stand up from his throne and draws a katana “it’s THEGHOSTFACEKILLAH you shit nigga, now lets see if these niggas are worth anything”
[03:19:34 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: the two guys promtly pick a weapon from the wall and begin fighting each other. TO THEDEATH
[03:19:55 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: so what you doing Zorlack
[03:20:38 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: roll academics
[03:21:07 a.m.] Captain Cold: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oT4N2FcBCZw/Tdo1FQFEQkI/AAAAAAAAAzw/9c0mT7eRCK8/s400/Nodachi1.jpg
[03:21:15 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you see some straight swords, some curved swords, some wooden maces and big sticks
[03:21:26 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: some are bigger than others
[03:21:43 a.m.] Scarecrow: like my dick ;]
[03:22:07 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: roll for weaponary
[03:22:16 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he is
[03:22:37 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you find a sword that fits the description of a cutlass
[03:23:26 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: roll for burglary
[03:24:02 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: fuck it i’ll use a fate point
[03:25:42 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you take the cutlass of superior AMERICANSTEEL it’s probably AMERICANMADE too as you open the sliding door you see the Ghostface Killah snap his head up and say,“what is this bullshit you let this nigga get into the home of wu and steal from the home of wu, go kill his ass before i do it myself”
[03:26:07 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: when you use a fait point any action you do becomees a success
[03:26:13 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: fate*
[03:26:21 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: but a Fate Dice is just a reroll
[03:26:23 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: of any die
[03:26:32 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: only if you get a +3 on a die
[03:26:39 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: so roll for sneaking
[03:28:35 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: the ghostface killah scream “this a damn ninja or something and you niggas recruited these shitters instead of that nigga” he lift his katana and cuts the head of both guys splashing the blood no your sheet like if you where a ghost or something, then he turns to the other two guys “now you better get up your asses and recruit that nigga”
[03:28:56 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you get the temporal aspect
[03:29:10 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: A motherfucking Smoke Ghost
[03:29:53 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: so i guess you getting out of the buiilding right?
[03:30:29 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: nigga they can’t see you
[03:30:33 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you could slap one of them
[03:30:37 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: and they would be like
[03:30:42 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: “why did you slap me nigga”
[03:30:47 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: then they would shank you
[03:31:05 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: very well
[03:32:41 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you heard a boombox star blasting loudly from the dojo and the Ghostface killa starts rapping “Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga
Wu buck wild with the trigger
Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga
I’ll fuck your ass up!” he suddenly stops and screams “WHEN WE FINDYOU, YOUJOINING OR GETTING YO ASSBROKEN” then he goes back to rapping
[03:33:22 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: now we go back CAPTAINAMERICA and Ol’ ass bondman
[03:33:49 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: so you guys using the fate point to make it 4th of july?
[03:34:46 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: it’s Western Day.
[03:36:21 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: So the smoke from the explosion takes the form of a hawk rising into the sky followed by a flag, Tyrone does have an afro though not a neat one he also has 100 bucks, you hear tyrone say “dayum mang, if you did not pull me from dat car i would be toast and shit”
[03:37:01 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: so what you guys doing
[03:38:22 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he makes some dynamic rap posses “nigga imma barely bad enough to do weed, but fo’ AMERICA imma sell my ass to motherfucking Castro, wachu need”
[03:38:58 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you can have him help
[03:39:06 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: if he survive
[03:39:07 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he can
[03:39:42 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: “nigga you saved my life and showed me the mofocking american way”
[03:39:57 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: I’M LOOKINGWHERE I WROTE IT
[03:40:17 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: fuck let me format it
[03:40:29 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i have it on pen and paper
[03:40:33 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: well pencil and paper
[03:42:18 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: Tyrone “AFROMAN” Sanchez

Aspects: Gun in da Afro, Everything for the mighty AMERICAN dollar, Mad Dance Skillz, “Dayum Nigga”, Has been to jail and wasnt raped
[03:42:24 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: now let me write the skillz
[03:42:46 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: to be honest i just though Sanchez was a cool last name
[03:43:08 a.m.] Scarecrow: shoulda done like
[03:43:10 a.m.] Scarecrow: jefferson
[03:44:41 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: Drive +8
Pilot +6
Gambling +4
Art +1
Survival +1
King of Fighter +WORLDCHAMPION
[03:45:39 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: “Dayum the Wu from the Wutang Clan?”
[03:46:30 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: “those niggas like the whitest black rap band, like niggas weird mang, they have this building in front of the 7/11 where they go jackoff or something, niggas weird mang”
[03:47:50 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: “damn nigga i’ll be there, i’ll even repaint the car to fly the right colors” he says as he runs to a garage
[03:48:44 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: Tyrone walks next to you and do some weird ass rap pose “nigga this sure as hell looks weird as fuck but i trust you”
[03:48:48 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: ok
[03:49:30 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: wait
[03:49:42 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: The guys at the research section recieve the picture
[03:50:25 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: actually roll for empathy
[03:51:07 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: they all Salute at the screen moved by pure patriotism while Agent C.E.R.O sheds a tear for the hopes of america.
[03:51:27 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: now back to zorlack
[03:52:26 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you find yourself walking through the oriental hallways and hear some arguing on the wall, you recognize the voive of the ghostface killah
[03:53:13 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: actually if you failed they would have cut the transmitions from the ring all together and declare you all missing in action, if it was a lesser failure they would have cuttd the image rolls for the rings
[03:53:36 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: So zorlack whatchu doing
[03:54:22 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: ok you have a mental blueprint of the whole first chamber as the door for the next chamber is locked
[03:54:36 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you gonna use your aspect?
[03:55:41 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you remember that there is a security room on the upper levels, but can’t seem to remember the chambers ever being part of the original blueprints
[03:56:14 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: yes
[03:56:30 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: very well
[03:57:07 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you see two regular guards standing at the entrance wich is just a regular door
[03:57:15 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you can request HQ for another car
[03:57:40 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you can
[03:57:48 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you actually can
[03:58:13 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: so you find yourself in a room with hundreds of cameras but no camera that looks to the basement
[03:58:29 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you can use a fate point to make it so there are cameras that look to the basement
[03:58:45 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: no
[03:58:49 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you have to earn then back
[03:59:01 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you earn then by inventing aspects
[03:59:09 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: actually carnage wins two and zorlack 1
[03:59:22 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: oh right
[03:59:24 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you have 2
[03:59:34 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: Carnage 2, Zorlack 2, Money 0
[03:59:41 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i mean extra
[04:00:10 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you find that Two cameras cycle through the First and Second Chamber
[04:00:34 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: the second chamber being a pit filled with bamboo spikes and a rope bridge that connects one side to the other
[04:00:48 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you also notice people fighting on top of the bamboo spikes wearing ninja masks
[04:01:08 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: roll for scienve
[04:01:12 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: scienve*
[04:01:14 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: Science*
[04:01:45 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you manage to steal the footage of the ninjas fighting
[04:02:01 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: oh of every camera
[04:02:18 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: oh so you just eject the tape
[04:02:30 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: SHOULDLDHAVESAID SO
[04:02:51 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you eject the tape from the cameras with the shitties grin ever
[04:02:56 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: now we back to the 7/11
[04:03:42 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: where Captain America and Old ass Dirty Bondsta walk out of it with a slurpee on hand
[04:03:52 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: now what guys
[04:04:11 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: no
[04:04:24 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: in front
[04:04:26 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: of the 7/11
[04:04:58 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: it is up to you guys
[04:05:05 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: as far as i know
[04:05:08 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you could even join them
[04:05:42 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: a guard on the entrace blocks your way and says “no drinks allowed inside the building sir”
[04:06:05 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: RULESAREAMERICAN
[04:07:35 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: nigga on what wars did your nigga serve?
[04:08:50 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he straighten his lenses and kneels to the ground his face between your feet “i’m very sorry Mr.Snake, i heard of your exploits on the Korean wars, how you did more damage than any russian nuke could, i’ll inform the guard inside to treat you with utmoss respect and not bother you in anyway” he hands you a key and you earn the temporal aspect “A mans gun is another mans nuke”
[04:10:05 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: so you guys walk inside, and Agent 35 sees you walk in through the front door through the cameras
[04:10:21 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you do
[04:10:54 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he sees you all through the cameras
[04:10:58 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: not vice versa
[04:11:08 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: nigga don’t make penalize you
[04:12:20 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: but you do hear a beep through the ring, and to your left there is a white wall with an abstract painting, to your way there is an empty space tha lead to a lobby wich behind it has a two elevators to the left right there are stairs wich only go up
[04:13:31 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: fuck
[04:13:53 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: the way is right and to the second right is an accident
[04:14:00 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i won’t stop drinking
[04:14:03 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: shit’s my lifeline
[04:14:40 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: HQ recieves the pictures and in return they send this transmission, Painting isnt a real science
[04:15:10 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you aren in the middle of a goddamn office lobby
[04:15:25 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: there is the secretary who watched the door
[04:15:36 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you can
[04:15:55 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: how is 0 a success
[04:16:41 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you cut the painting, but while cutting it you damage part of it.
[04:18:08 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: nigga, you have the guy who is scared as shit of carnage on the door fucking watching you guys because he is terrified
[04:18:22 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: ANDYOU’REONTHEDAMNPUBLICAREAOFANOFFICEBUILDING
[04:18:34 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: LIKETHEREAREPEOPLEWALKINGINANDOUT
[04:18:49 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i’m not drunk enough
[04:18:59 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: on the main floor
[04:19:00 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: no
[04:19:48 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: what?
[04:20:13 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: it’s part of the default build of an elevator but this specific elevator doesnt has one
[04:20:32 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: they don’t
[04:21:16 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: remember you have fate points
[04:21:48 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: on rolls they make a success
[04:21:57 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: and on random stuff they make anything you want
[04:22:11 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: well it’s up to me how far they can push it
[04:22:38 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: for 3 fate points you can make tyrone into Tyronette "Blackdick: Steel
[04:22:41 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: "*
[04:23:08 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: but you find a hatch hidden behind the elevator lights
[04:23:29 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: there is one
[04:23:51 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: roll for athletics
[04:24:40 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you press the button and jump over that hatch on top of the elevator
[04:24:44 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: the elevator does not move
[04:25:36 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you don’t know if he is there
[04:25:47 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he can see you all through the cameras
[04:26:00 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: on the rings
[04:26:01 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: yes
[04:26:14 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: IS UP TO HIM TO ANSWER
[04:26:49 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: there is an emergency ladder but it abruptly cuts down on the floor 1 door
[04:27:19 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: wait
[04:27:21 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you did what
[04:27:53 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: an alarm start screeching as the elevator shoots itself up at an incredible speed
[04:28:23 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: the elevator is going so fast it starting to spark around the building inner walls
[04:28:26 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: like one of my hentais
[04:28:54 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you could use a fate point
[04:29:57 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: so you guys inside
[04:30:01 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: or ontop the elevator?
[04:30:36 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: the elevator suddenly stops and start going down slowly launching you guys in the air as you. roll for athletics
[04:30:56 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: it is innertia
[04:31:19 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you manage to land on your feet
[04:31:31 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: the elevator keeps going down stopping on the first floor
[04:31:46 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: no the fate point was to stop it
[04:31:55 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: 2 fate points
[04:31:58 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: (cat)
[04:32:31 a.m.] Scarecrow: (sun)
[04:32:38 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you can
[04:33:07 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: The elevator insides change to the symbol of Wu
[04:33:15 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: as it opens on the basement
[04:33:26 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you notice the same shit Zorlack Noticed
[04:33:41 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you are on the damn basement
[04:34:00 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you niggas made it so the elevator just go to the basement
[04:34:07 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: lern the fatepoints brahs
[04:34:12 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: no one walks in
[04:34:45 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: so you walk out
[04:36:08 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you walk through the oriental style hallways finding silence like the place is just too silent
[04:36:53 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you see the enrance to the first chambers and two paths to the sides of the door.
[04:38:09 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: so you are taking picture, wich the HQ recieves and promtly adds to the growing folder on the wutang
[04:38:42 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i did not go that deep
[04:39:03 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i would, if it was an empathy roll
[04:39:10 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: or an art roll
[04:39:14 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: TO WHERE
[04:39:43 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you head to a dead end with a bonsai tree under a WUTANG flag
[04:39:53 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: not an american flag
[04:40:22 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: I’ll admit to Carnage having multiple american flags thanks to his aspect God Bless America
[04:40:53 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: why you rolling
[04:41:02 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you don’t need to roll for that
[04:41:07 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: damn nigga
[04:41:10 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: calm down
[04:41:21 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: roll your shit when i ask you to roll your shit
[04:42:05 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you see a wooden wall
[04:42:07 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: also
[04:42:28 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: as you put the american wall behind the bonsai, you see it morph into some sort of mini american tree
[04:43:14 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: it’s like regular wood, but when you cut it open the wood is red white and blue
[04:43:45 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: wich what will you cut it?
[04:44:15 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i see what you wanna do
[04:44:19 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: and you know
[04:44:34 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: let me check something real quick because i think i’m using the fate points rule wrong
[04:44:36 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: but yes
[04:44:41 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: roll for weaponary
[04:45:11 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you manage to hit the cement wall behind the wooden panel
[04:45:25 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: though i’ve been using the fate point giving rule wrong
[04:45:37 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you actually earn a fate point, when you use a hidden aspect
[04:45:58 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: a hidden enviromental aspect or a hidden aspect on a character
[04:46:13 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: a hidden aspect is any aspect you never learned a place had
[04:46:35 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: like if you happen to punch a guy in the jaw
[04:46:50 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: wait wrong example
[04:47:32 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: but it’s like you try to make an aspect that isnt default in the game or it’s presesn ton the room but i did not telll you it had it
[04:48:28 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: like if zorlack tried to drop the weapons on the 1st chamber while they where fighting, that would create an aspect that wasnt present on the room, hence hidden
[04:48:50 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: it’s a weird rule that it’s sort oof up to me how it works
[04:49:04 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: so what you guys doing now?
[04:50:01 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you find another bonsai but the flag on this one instead of being a wutang flag has the words “Wutang Killer bees we on da swarm” written behind it
[04:50:37 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: so you enter the first chamber?
[04:52:43 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you heard a sampled voice say “do you think you have what it takes to challenge the 36 chambers” as you walk in you hear a voice resonate through the basement speaker saying “SHITNIGGAHSGOTSOMEINTRUDERS COMIN’ DOWNTHEELEVATOR, BESTNOTLET EM’ TAKETHEMAINMANGHOST” as the voice cuts down you hear alarm sounds
[04:53:10 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: Ninjas wearing yellow ninjasuits rope down from the ceiling chanting
[04:53:30 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: “wutang killer bees we on the swarm” and "wutang ain’t nothing to fuck with
[04:53:33 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: "
[04:53:44 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: 20
[04:53:48 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: wait
[04:53:49 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: no
[04:53:50 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: 10
[04:54:33 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: they can be intimidated because of the group nature
[04:54:43 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: make them believe they are spendable and unkillable
[04:55:38 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: can’t*
[04:55:40 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: fuck me
[04:55:42 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: and typos
[04:56:03 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: they can’t be intimidated
[04:56:07 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: clan too strong
[04:56:11 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: conditioning too strong
[04:57:04 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: let’s roll a 1d5for innitiative
[04:57:13 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: sure
[04:57:58 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: so carnage>wutang ninjas>money right now
[04:58:34 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: just as predicted
[04:59:16 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: wutang ninjas have +3 on everything
[04:59:22 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: they are droping from the roof
[04:59:29 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: aside of gund
[04:59:56 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: oh right you have the m16
[05:02:17 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: well they roll to evade i guess
[05:02:47 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: nigga they are ninjas
[05:02:53 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: it’s also spyfi
[05:03:53 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: are there opose roll even descrived on this book?
[05:04:26 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: it would make sense, but then there is also how the system works to make it less technicall and more dynamic
[05:04:40 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he did not roll that
[05:04:48 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he successes it as a bonus
[05:04:50 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: not a roll
[05:05:08 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: if we go as his roll is 1-2
[05:05:11 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: wich is -1
[05:05:18 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: but got the rest of it as a skill bonus
[05:06:59 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you saw ninjas ropping down, you seen ninjas raining down (you do roll your athletics) you now are on a floor under a rain of blood
[05:07:35 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: it’s empty though
[05:08:01 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: and nigga 10 damage should not exist on this game, since the goddamn bosses don’t even have 10 endurance
[05:08:16 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: also roll for academics
[05:08:30 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: in what page is the damage thing?
[05:09:07 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: nigga
[05:09:39 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you pick up a scimitar
[05:09:59 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: one
[05:10:26 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you don’t see him on the first chamber
[05:10:35 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: also the door to the second chamber is locked
[05:11:04 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: they are grunts and blood, they are lucky to be dead
[05:11:20 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: roll for it
[05:12:45 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: Bondsta takes a gun magazine from the wall and says he found the key, while Mr.Snake looks around finding a single m16 bullet.
[05:13:23 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: it’s a lock on the center of the door
[05:13:29 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: for a nondescript handgun
[05:14:09 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you sure you want to try cutting it?
[05:14:30 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: roll for weaponary
[05:16:19 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you manage to cut above the lock revealing the door has a metal sheet behind it, you also hear a click as the room radically heats up as flamethrowers set the room on fire room aspect “shit’s on fire yo”
[05:16:42 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: 3 for this
[05:16:49 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: single user
[05:17:22 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: ok
[05:17:25 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he turned them off
[05:17:29 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: but the room is still on fire
[05:17:33 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: 10/10
[05:17:37 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: best thinking
[05:17:55 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: zorlack doe
[05:17:56 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: s
[05:18:12 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: the metal sheet is the metal sheet, don’t even try to cut it
[05:18:31 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: Door aspect: “AMERICANSTEELBABY”
[05:18:42 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: no you have arabbian steel
[05:18:51 a.m.] Scarecrow: the knives
[05:18:51 a.m.] Scarecrow: nigga
[05:19:08 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: actually
[05:19:10 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: europe
[05:19:14 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: they where made in sweden
[05:19:54 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i do know it
[05:20:00 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: there is only death
[05:20:06 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: on the 36 chambers
[05:20:21 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you know you can try to pick pocket it
[05:20:30 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: picklock*
[05:20:35 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: NIGGA
[05:20:39 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: THELOCK IS PART OF THEDOOR
[05:20:55 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: so roll burglarly +1
[05:21:14 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you can roll the fate die
[05:21:19 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: to change the negative die
[05:21:29 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: not a fate point
[05:21:40 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: but when any roll is +3 you can reroll that single die
[05:21:48 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you had a +4
[05:22:01 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: well -4
[05:22:08 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: nice
[05:22:49 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you manage to open the door, the door barely slides as you see the rope bridge flaming on flames and the bamboo spike pit became a fiery inferno
[05:24:03 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: just 1
[05:24:19 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: yes
[05:24:48 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you can
[05:24:52 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you could also fall
[05:24:53 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: to hell
[05:25:33 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he is doing his stuff
[05:26:53 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i had scarface written for the future
[05:27:17 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: You do a front flip while taking the picture of the flaming inferno as you guys near the door of the 3rd chamber
[05:28:35 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you see bees comming down from every vent on the room, killer bees that instead of proper stripes have the wutang symbol on them.
[05:28:59 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: hulk’s weight on bees
[05:29:22 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: 10
[05:29:35 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: for the bees
[05:30:02 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: it depends on theyr actions
[05:30:12 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: the smoke isnt thick enough yet
[05:31:03 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: nigga these aren’t common bees
[05:31:10 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: these are Wutang Killer Bees
[05:31:15 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: their only money
[05:31:17 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: is death
[05:31:28 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: They know the power of killing
[05:31:46 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: actually you could kill every bee currently on the room
[05:31:50 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: but they keep on flooding in
[05:32:14 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: there is a glass stand on the middle of the room with a giant bee inside
[05:33:04 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you can
[05:33:15 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: no
[05:33:48 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: tou can
[05:33:52 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: roll for empathhy
[05:33:57 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: with a -3
[05:34:04 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: for converting
[05:34:40 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you can try
[05:34:45 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i don’t recomend it
[05:34:49 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: but you can try
[05:37:07 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: the giant bee just stands on the glass, the bees swarming the entrance, you see the door for the 4th chamber opens filling the 3rd chamber with smoke, you see no one as it opens itself
[05:37:28 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: yes
[05:38:04 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: they start chilling the fuck out, but not like regular bees, but like killer bees.
[05:38:46 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: it’s football sized
[05:38:55 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: and AMERICANFOOTBALL
[05:39:14 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: LIKENFLLEGAL
[05:40:01 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: so you going to the next chambe, eh.
[05:40:06 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you could try commanding it
[05:40:11 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i don’t recomend it though
[05:40:23 a.m.] Scarecrow: NEXT
[05:40:24 a.m.] Scarecrow: CHAMBER
[05:40:25 a.m.] Scarecrow: PLS
[05:40:57 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: wait
[05:41:00 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you killed bees?
[05:41:23 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: oh those where just ninjas
[05:42:07 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: gib second doing stuff
[05:42:41 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: LE’T HAVE A FLASH TO TYRONETHEAFROMANSANCHEZ
[05:43:47 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: Nigga is like pumping N.W.A through his car asking himself “wassup with these fool on a flaming building they sure as hell like burning stuff” he is on a FORDMUSTANGFRESHLYPAINTED AS AN AMERICANFLAG
[05:43:53 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: the car is clearly modded for speed
[05:44:26 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: because shit’s on fire
[05:45:00 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: You walk inside the 4th chamber with has only 2 elevators one which is in use
[05:45:11 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: The room walls are starting to flame up
[05:46:02 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: there is a white wutang logo and a black wutang logo, the black one is above and the white one bellow
[05:47:10 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: hidden walls open in front of you revealing you are now back on the lobby
[05:47:43 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: wait
[05:47:45 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you did what
[05:47:50 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: yes
[05:48:06 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you go back to the 4th chambers
[05:48:17 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: killer bees running from the fire flood the elevator
[05:48:22 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: making it pretty hard to breathe
[05:48:56 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: the Big bee isnt there
[05:49:03 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: and is up to you to press it
[05:49:26 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: they are in
[05:49:35 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you can only slash one side at a time
[05:50:03 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: roll for weaponary for a direction
[05:50:05 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: they are there
[05:50:11 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: THEELEVATOR
[05:50:13 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: IS FULL
[05:51:02 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: You manage to clear most bees on front of you, but the bees killer instict activates on the release of the dead bees pheromones and start attacking you as the elevator goes down getting hotter and hotter.
[05:51:25 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: elevator aspect
[05:51:56 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: “wutang killer bees on the swarm” “Uncle ruckus brough the ruckus and the bees made it worse” “elevator to hell”
[05:52:11 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: roll for endurance
[05:53:24 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: Money you earn the temporal aspect immune to Bee poison, but you take 2 physicall stress
[05:53:45 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: down to 6 what
[05:54:24 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: Carnage just get the killer bee poison and gets a -2 pysicall stress and a -1 to endurance rolls
[05:54:26 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: nah
[05:54:29 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: they are still killer bees
[05:55:00 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you could spend 2 fate points
[05:55:04 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: to make it they only attack money
[05:55:14 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: because you ain’t him
[05:55:37 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: what was tquestion
[05:55:52 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: no in this situation
[05:56:03 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you would probably get even more stung
[05:56:15 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: NIGGAIMAGINETHIS
[05:56:18 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: IT’S A POOL
[05:56:21 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: MADE OF BULLETS
[05:56:24 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: FIRINGBULLETS
[05:56:31 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: A TRUCKLOAD
[05:56:33 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: OF BEES
[05:56:41 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: he only managed to cut them
[05:56:45 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: because he rolled a 9
[05:56:49 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: and only made shit worse
[05:56:58 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: ok
[05:57:01 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you can roll to dodge
[05:57:33 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you manage to roll around the elevator evading getting stungs, which in turns only makes the bee angrier
[05:57:47 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: they stand buzzing around generating hear like japanesse honey bees do
[05:57:52 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: heat*
[05:58:22 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i actually was waiting all this time so you guys ould bother the bees
[05:58:47 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: also, since carnage can evade the bees, money you get an extra wound per level
[05:59:05 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: that every time the elevator changes floor
[05:59:07 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: extra wound
[05:59:19 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: only the ones in front of you
[05:59:46 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: WELLLTHEDOOROPENSAGAIN ON THE 4TH CHAMBERSFEELINGTHEELEVATORUNTILLYOUALLAREINMOBILIZED
[06:00:11 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: roll for athletics for the door
[06:00:40 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: your roll Carnage?
[06:02:24 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: you run outside for your life, Snake barely even trying while Bondsta seems pretty damn swollen, you see a FORDMUSTAND and Tyrone screaming “YOOOOOOONIGGASHOW IN HELL SO MANYBEESGOTINTOTHATDAMNBUILDING”
[06:03:14 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: tyrone driving
[06:03:26 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: i forgot to add it
[06:04:39 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: HE STOMPS ON THEPEDALFIRECOMINGOUT OF THEEXHAUSTPORTYOUSPEED UP NOTICING A REDCONTINENTALDRIVING AT REGULARSPEED, THATNIGGASURE AS HELL AIN’T BEINGCHASED BY BEES.
[06:06:13 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: nigga you already passed the car
[06:06:38 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: Also, HQ is baffled, as how did they engineer bees to lose theyr stripes
[06:06:53 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: they aslo thing that’s a shitton of bees
[06:06:58 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: they add pardon the language
[06:07:36 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: They tell you to go to a ferry on the state of liberty and ask for John Q who will take you to the HQ
[06:08:12 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: we’re pretty much ending here
[06:08:43 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: we can end it on the second one
[06:09:15 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: nigga i expected it to end today
[06:09:43 a.m.] SunsetSarsaparilla: though Tyrone did not even have a name, he was sort of a blank NPC untill you guys met him

The adventure log is where you list the sessions and adventures your party has been on, but for now, we suggest doing a very light “story so far” post. Just give a brief overview of what the party has done up to this point. After each future session, create a new post detailing that night’s adventures.

One final tip: Don’t stress about making your Obsidian Portal campaign look perfect. Instead, just make it work for you and your group. If everyone is having fun, then you’re using Obsidian Portal exactly as it was designed, even if your adventure log isn’t always up to date or your characters don’t all have portrait pictures.