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People are selling their own urine across the UK to neighbours, friends or strangers trying to cheat workplace or probation drug tests.

With more companies and organisations implementing drug testing in Britain, the sale of ‘clean’ urine has become big business.

Frozen urine, synthetic urine and even urine from clean-living neighbours is being sold to drug users looking to get new jobs, keep their current jobs or hold on to their freedom.

Ultra Pure synthetic urine is available to buy on eBay (Picture: eBay)

One anonymous urine shopper in Coventry told Metro.co.uk: ‘I smoke weed all of the the time and I get tested every three months and cannot take the risk of failing.

‘So I buy my neighbour’s urine, she is about 60-years-old and has never touched a drug in her life. I give her £5 for a litre milk bottle’s worth and keep it in the fridge at home.

‘I went online and bought a heat pouch which warms the urine up ready for my test so it is the right temperature.

‘Before I had my pouch I had a few accidents trying to strap bottles of piss to my thigh, but not anymore.’

The person added that he had heard of other people buying synthetic penises that look like the real thing specifically for urine tests.

‘I think I will invest in one,’ he said.

The Piss Perfect Urine Delivery System is popular online (Picture: Quick Fix)

The Quick Fix Piss Perfect Synthetic Urine Delivery System includes ‘a nearly life-like prosthetic fake penis’ in white, tan, brown and black that comes with temperature pads, hand warmers and a harness and is sold for £106 online.

Website urinetheclear.com also stocks various forms of urine – including frozen and dehydrated – and boasts: ‘In fact, our strict testing method means that not a single kit of human urine for sale has ever resulted in a positive throughout our entire time in the industry.

Who gets drug tested in the UK?

Companies, especially in the construction, transport and energy sectors, drug test people before the job begins, randomly during the job or after an incident which has endangered safety.

The military and emergency services also regularly drug test employees.

Criminals also have to undertake drug tests if they are placed on an addiction program.

In the US, large companies often require clear test results before employing workers and benefit claimants have also been urine drug tested in the past.

This has led to blogs and websites springing up that offer advice on how to cheat the system, grading the various urines for sale.

Due to the popularity of synthetic urine, 18 US states have passed laws banning its sale.

Synthetic urine is created in a lab but can still passes drug tests (Picture: eBay)

In states where cannabis is legal there has even been instances of companies struggling to find enough workers with clear results due to the amount of people smoking marijuana, which stays in the system for weeks.

Earlier this year the Denver Post reported that employment lawyers found: ‘Companies in labour-intensive industries, hoteliers and home health care providers and employers with many warehouse and assembly jobs are most likely to drop marijuana testing.