Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

It's really unusual for us to get more than one piece of Happy Fun Fan Mail a month, but I'm not complaining. From an earlier article about Iranian "peacekeepers", Md. Amir Hosen checks in to share his deep insight with us:

Comments:Assalamu Alaykum, I am a Banglideshi, Israil Is Busted Country, I hope that very soon Israil Lose her Map. Israil Country Busted, Israil Man Busted, I heat your country, Israil. Hasan. This World Only for muslim not others busted.

If Israil loses her Map, I'm sure Amir will be there to help her find it again.

After all, he did offer so kindly to heat it.

As an added bonus—as if the comment wasn't good enough by itself—the website that Amir posted as his homepage contains a bit of excellence all its own, in the form of building and construction spam: