Friday, September 27, 2013

This Just In....

U.S. Sen. Jim Inhofe said Friday that he is unmoved by a scientific report that experts in the field are increasingly certain of global warming and increasingly convinced it is the result of human activity....

In anticipation of the report, Inhofe filed legislation Thursday that would bar the United States from participating in international climate negotiations unless the panel's report is amended to say it's findings are "unproven scientific theory."

James Inhofe fingers Al Gore

In further remarks, Senator Inhofe said he will also file legislation requiring that U.S. police departments may arrest someone only when it is admitted that fingerprints are no basis for unique identification, that doctors may only operate on injured patients after they admit that X-rays are not a reliable indicator of the human skeleton, and that personally he will not balance his checkbook until mathematicians admit that the laws of arithmetic have no proven basis in logic.