A lot of people have been letting their thinking get uptight about the so-called End of the World this coming Friday. Well, the Arch Dudeship Dwayne Eutsey suggests we turn it into a big party. It’s our roll, Dudes!

The Arch Dudeship rings in the fool year with this affectionate analysis of the most Dudely holiday of all (after The Day of the Dude, of course), it’s, aahh…You know what I’m trying to say here. It might not be such a…uh…What day is this?

The Arch Dudeship Dwayne Eutsey drops in to take stock of where we are, where we’ve been and where we’re going. This column is a big, fun-loving “You are Here” diagram for the Dudeist community. Big things are afoot at the Circle D this year. This is only the beginning. Here’s to a great 2011 Dudes!

Ups and downs, stubs and fractures. Arch-Dudeship Dwayne Eutsey recently broke his finger, but he also got to emcee a cool event and witness a far-out concert by the legendary Neil Innes. Now this fella, Innes, is high in the running for Dudeliest Monty Python member world-wide (he’s been called the 7th Python). Enjoy as Duderino Dwayne honors him before the assembled Dudeocracy.

Happy Day of the Dude everybody! Are you happy, you crazy fucks? Well, if you’re not, then this gem of a sermon by the Arch Dudeship Dwayne Eutsey should take the edge off some. It is a paean to all Dudeist things, both great and small, strikes and gutters, ups and what-have-you. Aside from honoring several great dudes in history the good Rev. also points out some other innarestin’ things that have also happened on March 6th and which have a literal connection to Dudeism!

Arch Dudeship Dwayne Eutsey returns with a joyfully rambling rumination on a host of Dudeist topics, from George Carlin to the Port Huron Statement to the End of the World As We Know it. If the end is indeed near, then we all better take er easy as fast as we possibly can! And if it isn’t, well then, uh, same strategy. That about wraps er up!

It’s been a while since the Arch Dudeship Dwayne Eutsey treated us to a No Frame of Reference, but the good Reverend has a New Year’s present for the assembled Dudeocracy. This gem of a ramble discusses the nature of the Sabbath and his recent appearance on a radio show. Auld Lang Shit yeah!

One of the things Dudeism teaches us is how to roll with the gut-punches. Well Arch Dudeship Dwayne Eutsey rolled out nauseous the other day when he tried to attend his first ever Lebowskifest and contracted food poisoning only minutes before making it to the finals. There’s an unspoken message here, and Rev. Eutsey is just the fellah to speak it. He’s feeling better now, so no need to send flowers (dead or otherwise).