Ishikawa’s entry won with 47 percent of the vote, beating out “I liked beer nuts. I still like beer nuts,” (32 percent) and “Do you have time to talk about our savior Rocky J. Squirrel?” (21 percent).

Ishikawa, a 2014 graduate of UC Berkeley, realized only after submitting his caption that he’d promised his squirrel a lifetime of searching for something he can never quite have: Dwinelle 427 doesn’t exist.