CROWLEY Of course you did. So, if you're suddenly calling, I guess you're up to speed on the Winchesters, which means you intercepted the Prophet. And the Prophet told you that my blood is the key to everything. [He drains his drink.] You know what I like about you?

DICK ROMAN Lack of pretension?

CROWLEY You're smarter than you look.

DICK ROMAN Oh, well, now you're just flirting.

DICK ROMAN gets up to pour more drinks.

CROWLEY Not easy... to kill me, but doable. Especially for you lot. You kill angels. You can certainly wipe a demon off the board. And yet, here we are, negotiating like proper psychopaths.

DICK ROMAN Well, I assume you have a vial of your blood stashed somewhere, and in the event of your death, it goes directly to Sam and Dean. [He hands CROWLEY another drink.]

CROWLEY See? Smart assumption.

DICK ROMAN One can't live on looks alone. Here's my offer.

CROWLEY All ears.

DICK ROMAN Full immunity for you and your constituency. I'm talking free-range grazing for all demonkind. I'm willing to cordon off, say, Canada. You and your crew can work your little deals, have your way with the locals.

CROWLEYAll of Canada?

DICK ROMAN Have it.

CROWLEY Fair. And down here?

DICK ROMAN America's ours. Your sales team stays out – period. That's not up for negotiation. We need America. They're so fat.

CROWLEY And in exchange?

DICK ROMAN takes a vial out of his jacket pocket.

DICK ROMAN The blood of one sadly unimpressive demon in New Jersey. All I ask is that you give it to Frick and Frack, tell them it's yours, stand back, and let them come to me. [He gives the vial to CROWLEY.]

CROWLEY I can't deny I long to see those two digested once and for all. You have a deal. I suppose you want it in writing?

DICK ROMAN I don't kiss on the mouth.

CROWLEY Your loss. I just so happen to have a standard rider... [he takes a scroll out of his jacket] right here.

CROWLEY unfurls the scroll, which is very long. DICK ROMAN grimaces. CROWLEY holds up a magnifying glass.

CROWLEY I do so like this part. Don't you?

SUPERNATURAL (Title Card)

ACT ONE

CAR – NIGHT

SAM All right. Exit's in 3 miles.

DEAN I still say this is a bad idea.

SAM Dean, it was your idea, and it was the best one either of us had.

DEAN I said it as a joke.

SAM It was a bad joke – good idea.

DEAN Yeah, only because we got no magic spell, no book – nothing on how to find a freakin' righteous bone.

SAM We can call Castiel again.

DEAN Dude, on my car, he showed up naked... covered in bees.

SAM Yeah, I'm not really sorry I missed that.

DEAN turns on the radio.

MAN’S VOICE ON RADIO...The price of stock hit an all-time high following Roman's acquisition of Sucrocorp. I say Roman's a buy.

WOMAN’S VOICE ON RADIOGot to disagree with you there. I'm gonna call him a "wait and watch."

MAN’S VOICE ON RADIOCome on, Lawshe. You're killing me.

WOMAN’S VOICE ON RADIOHear me out. This is a new sector for Roman.

MAN’S VOICE ON RADIOThat's right. He's holed up at Sucrocorp headquarters right now.

WOMAN’S VOICE ON RADIOSo sit tight. This –

DEAN switches off the radio.

DEAN Holed up at Sucrocorp, huh?

DEAN and SAM look at each other.

EXT. – STREET – NIGHT

The MAID possessed by BOBBY in 7.22 There Will Be Blood is walking along a street. Televisions in a store window are playing a DICK ROMAN interview. We see BOBBY’s reflection in the window.

INT. – SUCROCORP OFFICE – NIGHT

We see a close-up of the large devil’s trap in the light fixture. CROWLEY is reading from his scroll.

CROWLEY "Should the party of the first part…”

We see a close-up of the scroll. It appears to be written in Latin and mentions Sam and Dean Winchester.

CROWLEY “…fail to inform the party of the second part of his intent…"

DICK ROMAN Pause right there. Correct me – that should be "party of the second part vis-a-vis party of the first part," 'cause we just amended clause [CROWLEY mouths the words along with him] 314-sub-a. That's right. You should do this professionally.

CROWLEY Splendid. So, "Should the party of the second part…”

INT. – CRYPT – NIGHT

DEAN Well, I guess if we can't find a righteous bone in a friggin' nunnery crypt.

SAM All right. Here – listen to this. Sister Mary Benedict, uh, taught the learning-impaired and died at age 23.

SAM Right. Um... listen to this – Sister Mary Constant, 83 years of quiet, humble nun-like goodness. What do you think?

DEAN Wow. I want to be more righteous just reading this.

SAM Exactly.

DEAN All right, well, I lay odds on her. Here we go. [He walks over to a plaque bearing the name of Sister Mary Constant.] Well... let's bone this nun. [SAM makes a face.] Sorry.

DEAN smashes the coffin with a mallet.

INT. – SUCROCORP OFFICE – DAY

CROWLEY "...in which case, the party of the second part forfeits all rights to Canada ad infinitum." I think we're done here.

DICK ROMAN Susan!

SUSAN enters.

SUSAN Yes, sir.

DICK ROMAN Take this from Mr. Crowley, make triplicates, get pens and a notary. We're ready to sign this puppy.

INT. – RUFUS’S CABIN – DAY

DEAN tosses a lit match into a bowl. Flames rise and then die down. DEAN and SAM look around.

DEAN Is he trying to make a grand entrance or...?

SAM I don't know...

DEAN Son of a bitch. He's standing us up.

SAM Well, we summoned him. Doesn't he kind of have to –

DEAN If Crowley wants to screw you, he'll screw you.

SAM Or... he can't come 'cause something went wrong.

DEAN Maybe.

There is a knock at the door. SAM takes out his gun.

DEAN Maybe it's good news.

SAM looks through a hole in the door, then opens the door to let in MEG.

MEG You deal with him. I can't anymore.

DEAN You might want to be more specific.

MEG I was laying low halfway across the world when emo boy pops up out of nowhere and zaps me right back here.

DEAN Why?

MEG Go ask him. He was your boyfriend first.

EXT. – RUFUS’S CABIN – DAY

“Vincent” by Don Maclean plays.

♪ Look out on a summer's day ♪

♪ with eyes that know the darkness in my soul ♪

♪ Shadows on the hills ♪

DEAN walks over to a vehicle parked in front of the cabin. CASTIEL is sitting in the driver’s seat.

♪ Sketch the trees... ♪

DEAN leans in the open passenger window.

DEAN Hey, there.

CASTIEL raises a hand in greeting.

♪ ...and the daffodils ♪

♪ Catch the breeze and the winter chills ♪

DEAN straightens up, closes his eyes, shakes his head and sighs before leaning in the passenger window again.

♪ in colors on the snowy linen land ♪

DEAN So, Cas, what's, uh, what's, uh, what’s the word?

♪ Now I understand ♪

CASTIEL Well, Dean, I've been thinking. Monkeys are so... clever, and they're sensible in that they leave the skins on the bananas that they eat. Is it really necessary to test cosmetics on them? I mean, how important is lipstick to you, Dean?

CASTIEL Now, you understand I don't participate in aggressive activity.

CASTIEL picks up a bone and sniffs it.

CASTIEL Mm. Sister Mary Constant. Good choice.

DEAN Why'd you go to Meg, Cas?

CASTIEL When I left, I wanted to observe the flowers – and fruit. Flowers come first, obviously. But I heard nothing from them.

SAM You heard nothing from who?

CASTIEL The Garrison.

SAM What happened to the Garrison?

CASTIEL Well, finally, the silence was deafening, so I went to look... to the home of the Prophet. You know, Leviathan can kill angels. There's a reason why Father locked them in Purgatory. They're the Piranha that would eat the whole aquarium. They're gone. The entire Garrison – dead. If there's anyone left at all, they're in hiding.

DEAN Um, I'm sorry. If the angels are dead, where's Kevin?

CASTIEL I could steal them from their cages, the monkeys. But where would I put them all?

DEAN Hey! [He claps his hands.] Focus. Is Kevin alive?

CASTIEL I don't want to fight.

DEAN No, I'm not – [very calmly] we're worried.

CASTIEL They took him. He's alive. I felt such responsibility, but it's in your hands now.

DEAN Wait. Hold on a freakin' minute.

CASTIEL I feel much better.

MEG Guys, what's all that?

MEG looks at SAM and DEAN's spell paraphernalia.

SAM We called Crowley.

MEG You what?

DEAN Don't worry. He never showed.

MEG What do you mean never –

DEAN Do you see him anywhere? He stood us up.

MEG Well, I'm sorry about that, but I'm outie. He could still sh–

CROWLEY Show up at any time. Hello, boys. Sorry I'm late. This is an embarrassment of riches.

ACT TWO

INT. – RUFUS’S CABIN – DAY

CROWLEY [to MEG] Stay, won't you. There's really nowhere to run.

MEG runs for the door, but CROWLEY appears in front of her, blocking her exit.

CROWLEY Don't even think of smoking out, pussycat. I've got eyes all over the place.

CROWLEY It's enough when I say. I came here to help you. I find out you've been lying to me, harboring an angel, and not just any angel – the one angel I most want to crush between my teeth.

MEG Oh, so you can crush angels now, huh?

CROWLEY You bore me. You know that? You have no sense of poetry. [to CASTIEL] Now, what do you have to say for yourself?

CASTIEL Well, I'm still, uh, honing my communication strategy. I haven't even been back to Heaven. I-I keep thinking there are no insects up there, but here we have... [DEAN exchanges a look with CROWLEY] trillions. You know, they're making honey and silk and... miracles, really.

CROWLEY What are you talking about?

CASTIEL Um, preferring insects to angels, I guess. Here. I can offer a token, if you like. [He holds up a plastic bag containing a yellow substance.] It's honey. I-I collected it myself.

CROWLEY and DEAN exchange another look.

CROWLEY You're off your rocker. He's off his rocker – is that it? Karma's a bitch, isn't it?

CROWLEY helps himself to a glass of whiskey on the table.

DEAN Look, did you come here to, uh, donkey-punch [CROWLEY sniffs the whiskey and puts the glass back down] your old grudges or to help us end Dick? Pick a battle.

CROWLEY Well, I'm vexed. I'd like to do both. But where's the fun in clobbering a ball of wet fur? Text me when Sparkles here retrieves his marbles, I suppose. Meanwhile... [he takes a vial of blood out of his jacket pocket] a prezzie.

SAM Really? Just boxed-up and ready to go?

CROWLEY I'm a model of efficiency.

SAM Is that right? Then why were you late?

CROWLEY Dick had me in a devil trap. He's not an idiot. He knows what you two are after.

SAM So what did he offer you?

CROWLEY A fair deal. In exchange for giving you the wrong blood. It's demon, but is it mine? [pause] It's my blood. Real deal.

DEAN And why should we trust you?

CROWLEY Good God, don't. Never trust anyone. A lesson I learned from my last business partner. [He looks at CASTIEL.]

DEAN All right. Give us the blood.

CROWLEY Certainly. Oh, bonus. Meg, I'm gonna scoop you up, take you home, and roast you till you're jerky. [CASTIEL starts to move towards CROWLEY.] But not... yet. Cas can have you for now. Hilariously, it seems he'd be upset at losing you. And the boys need Cas to get Dick. Don't they, Cas?

The MAID is walking down the street carrying a newspaper with an article about DICK ROMAN. She tries to open the passenger door of a pick-up. We see BOBBY’s reflection in the window. The MAID reaches for a mallet in the back of the pick-up. There is a sizzling noise, the MAID flies backwards with a yell and BOBBY emerges.

BOBBY Son of a bitch! Pure iron. Damn it. [He looks at the MAID.] All right. My mistake. Let's go.

MAID No! [She gets to her feet.] You stay away from me. Will you please let me go home?

BOBBY looks at the newspaper on the ground. The headline reads “Dick Roman nominated for Man of Year.”

BOBBY I need you.

MAID No.

The MAID turns to run away, but BOBBY engulfs her and possesses her again.

INT. – SUCROCORP OFFICE – DAY

DICK ROMAN and SUSAN are walking down a hallway, both looking at their phones.

SUSAN Powerpoint presentation's on your desk for approval, sir.

DICK ROMAN Great. Susan, do I look like a fool?

SUSAN Not in that particular body, no.

DICK ROMAN Good. Have I told you there are three rules to contract negotiation? Bring breath mints, get it in writing, and have a plan for when they screw you. Go to the freezer.

SUSAN The arm?

DICK ROMAN Yep, the arm. Thatagirl.

DICK ROMAN enters an office.

CUT TO: KEVIN trying to open a locked door. He gives up and walks away from the door. Behind him, a LEVIATHAN opens the door and a GIRL, who is chewing gum, enters.

LEVIATHAN Sit. Stay.

The GIRL sits down in a chair and the LEVIATHAN leaves and closes the door.

SAM is holding the vial of blood that CROWLEY gave them above a table holding a bowl of blood, other containers of blood and candles.

DEAN This thing don't reload.

SAM You think Crowley's, uh...

DEAN Double-crossing us?

SAM Yeah.

DEAN You've got to figure who he wants dead more – us or Dick.

SAM Depends what Dick offered. Here we go. [He pours the blood from the vial into the bowl.] Okay. Um… [He picks up the bowl] so do we, uh...

DEAN Uh, there's no magic words – nothing. We just... just go.

SAM All right, then.

SAM pours the blood from the bowl onto the Sister Mary Constant’s bone, which is in another bowl. He and DEAN wait, but nothing happens.

DEAN Where's all the thunder and lightning?

SAM Uh... maybe it worked?

DEAN Awesome.

We hear the sound of angel wings and a hand appears on DEAN’s shoulder. The hand belongs to CASTIEL, who is holding plates of sandwiches.

CASTIEL So, none of this should cause you any ill effect. I went to a little farm in Normandy for the wheat and the lettuce and tomato and – and I thoroughly examined and comforted the pig before I... slaughtered it for the ham. Here. [He holds a plate out to DEAN.] You need your strength.

DEAN takes the plate.

DEAN Thanks, Cas.

CASTIEL holds the other plate out to SAM, but SAM doesn’t take it.

SAM And Cas, why was Crowley so certain that you need to come with us?

CASTIEL Crowley's wrong. I'll be waiting right here. But please – accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity.

INT. – SUCROCORP OFFICE – DAY

DICK ROMAN is adjusting his tie.

SUSAN Morning, sir. [She places a large container on his desk.] Delegates are on their way.

DICK ROMAN Perfect. We're gonna want everything in place before they get here. Send in the security detail, would you?

SUSAN leaves and DICK ROMAN opens the container. Inside is a hand and forearm, on which is a watch.

DICK ROMAN Hello Mr. Roman. Nice watch.

CUT TO: the office in which KEVIN and POLLY are being held. The LEVIATHAN enters and hangs a suit bag on the wall.

LEVIATHAN Get dressed.

The LEVIATHAN leaves. POLLY stands up and starts unbuttoning her blouse.

KEVIN Why does he want you to...?

KEVIN looks at hair pins in a clear plastic bag attached to the suit bag.

EXT. – SUCROCORP OFFICE – DAY

DICK ROMAN and SUSAN are walking towards three black vehicles that are pulling up outside the building. The driver of each vehicle gets out and opens the rear door for men in suits to get out. The first man shakes hands with DICK ROMAN and SUSAN.

INT. – SUCROCORP OFFICE – DAY

POLLY is standing in the middle of the room wearing a gray dress. KEVIN is sitting at a desk. The LEVIATHAN enters, carrying a tray containing a burger, fries and a bottle of water. He puts the tray down in front of KEVIN.

KEVIN I'm a vegan.

LEVIATHAN You ready, Polly?

POLLYS murmurs an assent. The LEVIATHAN leads her from the room. KEVIN takes a drink from his water bottle. After the LEVIATHAN closes the door, KEVIN uses a hair pin to try to open it.

CUT TO: the board room. Men and women in suits are sitting around the table. DICK ROMAN stands at the head of the table.

DICK ROMAN Well, I'm pleased as punch to see you all here. Last time we were in one room, it was inside that angel. [The leviathans around the table laugh.] Now, as key players, I need you up to speed on every aspect of the program, not just the sudden influx of happy, delicious stoners in your neighborhood. [DICK ROMAN takes a piece of sushi from a platter on the table.] Oh. Eat up. The sushi's made of fresh orphan.

WOMAN LEVIATHAN [with a pleased expression, softly] Oh!

DICK ROMAN All righty. The slaughterhouses – cutting-edge, humane, efficient. First one goes online next month.

KEVIN walks down the hallway towards the exit. SUSAN appears in front of him.

SUSAN Why are you out of your cage, mouse?

DICK ROMAN But now I want to talk to you about something I'm really excited about. [He nods to the LEVIATHAN standing next to POLLY, who then guides POLLY to the front of the room.] Everyone... meet Polly.

EXT. – SUCROCORP OFFICE – NIGHT

DEAN and SAM pull up outside the Sucrocorp building. SAM is typing on his laptop.

DEAN You got it yet?

SAM Here we go.

The laptop screen shows footage from the board room, where the meeting is still in progress.

SAM Thank you, Charlie, wherever you are.

DEAN Got you, Dick.

SAM Yeah, that's, uh, the second floor [The laptop screen changes to footage of DICK ROMAN alone at his desk], and – and then – what's that?

DEAN What the hell? Is that Dick?

The laptop screen now shows footage of DICK ROMAN walking along a hallway.

SAM And that's Dick.

DEAN Son of a bitch.

INT. – SUCROCORP OFFICE – NIGHT

DICK ROMAN, POLLY, and the LEVIATHAN minding her are standing at the front of the board room.

DICK ROMAN So, genetic propensity for these three cancers – zapped. She's too stoned to care. Polly, take off your dress. [She does so.] She's a slip of a thing, isn't she? And she eats like a linebacker. Bottom line – we're not making art. We want to engineer the perfect beast. We want meat, and these zippy little hummingbirds have to be bred out fast.

DICK ROMAN inject the liquid into POLLY’s arm. She makes only a soft noise of pain. After a few moments, she starts to gurgle and white liquid spills from her mouth. Her eyes roll back in her head and she falls to the ground. She convulses and then lies still.

DICK ROMAN Additive 3.0 targets only the characteristics we want to breed out.

DICK ROMAN shows a slide:

Liquidation Index

• Low body mass

• Vertically challenged

• Hemophilia

• IQ > 150

DICK ROMAN It'll be added in nondairy creamer and multivitamins. First shipment heads to Los Angeles tomorrow. So watch those dysentery reports. And stop by the lab before you go, 'cause those creamer cups are just adorable.

EXT. – SUCROCORP OFFICE – NIGHT

DEAN and SAM are still sitting in their car.

DEAN Cycle through again.

A pick-up pulls up across the street. SAM looks at it through binoculars. The MAID possessed by BOBBY gets out. We see a flashback of SAM running into the cart pushed by the MAID in 7.22 There Will Be Blood.

SAM That's the maid from the motel.

DEAN What motel?

SAM watches through binoculars as the MAID heads for the Sucrocorp building.

SAM Oh, no. Oh, Bobby, what are you doing?

DEAN Wait. Are you saying that Bobby –

SAM Look, just, uh, wait here.

DEAN Are you out of your mind?

SAM You got the weapon, and – and eyes on Dick, plural. I'll take care of Bobby. [He gets out of the car.]

DEAN Sam! Hey!

SAM Shut up.

SAM runs after the MAID.

ACT THREE

EXT. – SUCROCORP OFFICE – NIGHT

The MAID walks around the back of the building. SAM appears in front of her.

SAM Bobby? I know you're in there. Listen to me. There are cameras everywhere. [He points to a security camera.] There's one right there. Stop, okay? You're gonna get her killed.

The MAID pushes SAM and he falls backwards onto the ground. We see the security footage of the parking area behind the building in black and white.

SAM Bobby! Damn it! [SAM scrambles to his feet.] How are you gonna kill Dick, huh? You can't!

The MAID takes out a large knife.

MAID Good enough for me.

The MAID slashes at SAM with the knife. He glances up at the moving security camera, grabs the MAID and ducks behind a parked vehicle.

SAM No! I'm not letting you go.

MAID Get out of here, Sam.

SAM No.

The MAID slams SAM against the vehicle and grips him by the throat. SAM chokes and the MAID’s face contorts with the effort of strangling him.

SAM Bobby, stop. Stop.

BOBBY sees his reflection in the vehicle’s window.

BOBBY No!

The MAID lets SAM go. BOBBY leaves her body and disappears. The MAID falls to the ground. SAM gasps for a moment, then picks her up.

INT. – RUFUS’S CABIN – DAY

DEAN is sitting with his hands clasped, looking at the flask. SAM is on the phone.

DICK ROMANAmerica is for go-getters. Folks who get off their butts and make it happen.

DEAN closes the laptop.

BOBBY Let's be real. [to SAM] I damn near killed you. And that woman.

SAM It wasn't your fault, Bobby – not really.

BOBBY Right. That's just what ghosts turn into. I really bet the farm I could outsmart that.

DEAN So, what's it feel like?

BOBBY What? Going vengeful? It's an itch you can't scratch out. Look... I'm done. Go get Dick. But don't do it 'cause you think it'll scratch the itch. Do it 'cause it's the job. And when it's your time... go.

SAM and DEAN look sadly at BOBBY.

CUT TO: a close-up of burning coals.

SAM and DEAN share a long look with BOBBY.

BOBBY Here's to... running into you guys on the other side. Only... not too soon. All right?

DEAN tosses the flask (minus its leather cover) onto the coals. It slowly melts. We see the light from BOBBY burning up reflected on DEAN and SAM’s faces. The flask continues to melt and the light goes out. DEAN and SAM look sadly at each other. CASTIEL watches from the stairs.

ACT FOUR

INT. – RUFUS’S CABIN – DAY

CASTIEL is playing Uno at the table. DEAN walks over to him.

DEAN Cas, I need a wingman.

CASTIEL Dean...

DEAN You don't want to jump into the jaws of death, that's... fine. How about we run a little errand?

INT. – BARN – DAY

Inside the barn we can see a boat and a vehicle is covered with a tarp. We hear the sound of angel wings and then see DEAN and CASTIEL standing near the covered vehicle.

DEAN Thanks for the lift.

CASTIEL My pleasure. [DEAN starts towards the vehicle.] Dean...

DEAN [turning back to CASTIEL] Cas, we've been over it. I get it – you can't help.

CASTIEL If we attack Dick and fail, then you and Sam die heroically, correct?

DEAN I don't know. I guess.

CASTIEL And at best, I die trying to fix my own stupid mistake. Or... I don't die – I'm brought back again. I see now. It's a punishment resurrection. It's worse every time.

DEAN I'm sorry. Uh, we're talking about God crap, right?

CASTIEL I'm not good luck, Dean.

DEAN Yeah, but you know what? Bottom of the ninth, and you're the only guy left on the bench... Sorry, but I'd rather have you, cursed or not. And anyway, nut up, all right? We're all cursed. I seem like good luck to you? [CASTIEL stares at DEAN.] What?

CASTIEL Well, I don't want to make you uncomfortable, but I detect a note of forgiveness.

The IMPALA crashes through the sign, coming to a stop in a shower of breaking glass. Three LEVIATHANS with guns come out of the Sucrocorp building. MEG gets out of the driver’s seat of the IMPALA. The LEVIATHANS shoot at the IMPALA, breaking the driver’s side window, and at MEG. MEG carries a bottle of Power Clean and a long knife.

INT. – SUCROCORP OFFICE – DAY

SAM enters the building through a door marked “Exit.”

EXT. – SUCROCORP OFFICE – DAY

MEG grunts as bullets hit her in the chest.

INT. – SUCROCORP OFFICE – DAY

DEAN and CASTIEL look around a corner in the building and then walk down a hallway.

CUT TO: SAM opening a door to Room 427.

EXT. – SUCROCORP OFFICE – DAY

MEG throws Power Clean onto the face of one of the LEVIATHANS. He screams in pain.

INT. – SUCROCORP OFFICE – DAY

SAM comes out of Room 427 and walks down the hallway.

EXT. – SUCROCORP OFFICE – DAY

Two LEVIATHANS are lying decapitated on the ground. MEG is splattered with black goo. MEG watches as a third LEVIATHAN’s face burns, then cuts off his head.

MEG Later, ho nuggets.

INT. – SUCROCORP OFFICE – DAY

DEAN looks around a corner at DICK ROMAN sitting at the head of the board room table. He motions for CASTIEL, who is behind him, to look. CASTIEL does so and shakes his head.

EXT. – SUCROCORP OFFICE – DAY

MEG is walking outside the building. Two DEMONS appear behind her. One of the DEMONS flings out an arm and MEG flies backwards and slides along the ground. She sits up.

DEMON The King of Hell will see you now.

INT. – SUCROCORP OFFICE – DAY

SAM bursts open a closed office door. KEVIN is bound to a chair and gagged.

DICK ROMAN You know, I think this might end up the slickest little genocide in history.

A LEVIATHAN next to him is packing creamers into a box.

LEVIATHAN Thank you, sir.

DICK ROMAN Just sayin'. I smell "promotion."

DICK ROMAN takes a few steps across the room and drinks the creamer. There is a noise behind him and he turns. The LEVIATHAN is lying decapitated on the floor. DEAN and CASTIEL stand over him, CASTIEL carrying a bottle of Power Clean and DEAN a machete.

DICK ROMAN Little abrupt... but okay.

DEAN sheathes the machete.

DICK ROMAN Castiel. Good to see you again. Thanks for the ride into paradise.

DEAN takes out a bloodstained bone that is sharpened to a point at one end.

DICK ROMAN And good on you! Pulling that together – A-plus.

DEAN Oh, you don't think this'll work, do you? You trust that demon?

DICK ROMAN You sure I'm even me, Dean?

DEAN No. But he is. [DICK ROMAN looks at CASTIEL.] See, here's the thing when dealing with Crowley – he will always find a way to bone you.

DICK ROMAN This meeting's over.

CASTIEL moves towards DICK ROMAN, but DICK ROMAN grabs him and flings him into a wall. DEAN plunges the bone into DICK ROMAN’s chest. DICK ROMAN gasps, but then pulls the bone out and snaps it in two.

DICK ROMAN’s face transforms into the Leviathan enormous mouth with long pointed teeth and a protruding tongue. He roars briefly before his face returns to normal. He grunts and black goo starts to run from his nose. Waves of energy begin to pulsate from his body in time with a loud, accelerating heartbeat. The energy then appears to concentrate back in his body. SAM flings up an arm to cover his face and KEVIN as DICK ROMAN explodes into black goo.

ACT FIVE

INT. – SUCROCORP LAB – DAY

SAM is still sheltering KEVIN. He straightens up and looks around the room, which is splattered with black goo.

KEVIN Sam, we should go.

SAM What the hell?

KEVIN More chompers any second, Sam.

CROWLEY Not to worry. I have a small army of demons outside. Cut off the head, and the body will flounder, after all. Think if you'd had just one king since before the first sunrise. You'd be in a kerfuffle, too.

SAM Which is exactly what you wanted.

CROWLEY So did you. Without a master plan, the Levis are just another monster. Hard to stomp, sure, but you love a challenge. Your job is to keep them from organizing.

SAM Where's Dean?

CROWLEY That bone... has a bit of a kick. God weapons often do. They should put a warning on the box.

SAM Where are they, Crowley?!

CROWLEY Can't help you, Sam.

CROWLEY snaps his fingers and the two DEMONS who accosted MEG appear on either side of KEVIN.

CROWLEY Sorry, Sam. Prophet's mine.

CROWLEY snaps his fingers and KEVIN and the DEMONS disappear.

CROWLEY You got what you wanted – Dick's dead, saved the world. So I want one little prophet. Sorry, moose. Wish I could help. You certainly got a lot on your plate right now. It looks like you are well and truly... on your own.

We hear another snap of fingers. SAM looks around the empty room in distress.

EXT. – FOREST – NIGHT

DEAN is lying on the ground.

CASTIEL Wake up. [DEAN opens his eyes and sits up.] Good. We need to get out of here.

DEAN stands up.

DEAN Where are we?

CASTIEL You don't know?

DEAN Last I remember, we ganked Dick.

CASTIEL And where would he go in death?

DEAN Wait. Are you telling me...?

CASTIEL Every soul here is a monster. [There is a rustling in the trees.] This is where they come to prey upon each other for all eternity.

DEAN We're in Purgatory? How do we get out?

CASTIEL I'm afraid we're much more likely to be ripped to shreds.

DEAN turns and sees two large creatures with red eyes watching him.

DEAN Cas, I think we better –

CASTIEL has disappeared.

DEAN Cas?

DEAN looks around the dark, desolate forest and hears the rustling of the watching monsters.