Charlie Sheen Calls Farrah Abraham ‘Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua’

Charlie Sheen is livid that MTV’s former Teen Mom star, now turned porn star, Farrah Abraham leaked her text messages to and from Sheen. The two had exchanged several text messages last month trying to get together. Unfortunately, Farrah turned them over to the media. As a result, Charlie Sheen has sent her the most wonderfully insane rejection letter of all time. TMZ broke the story.