Will Carving Pumpkins Lead to Them Becoming Endangered Species?

But what about the pumpkins? Do you think they like having their guts ripped out, only to have their faces disfigured moments later?

I don't want to become a Pete Pie, so why would a pumpkin feel any differently?

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON PUMPKIN SPICE!

We use pumpkins and never give back. They become trivial decorations, aftertastes in a Starbucks coffee, and they get forgotten under the mound of whipped cream. Pumpkin pie, nobody actually likes it. That's why there's so much whipped cream and ice cream.

Well, today I choose to take a stand. I'm saying NO to these injustices and heinous acts carried out against these peaceful members of the Cucurbita pepo family.