Ok so the angels of SRV, Hendrix, and Cobain come down from space and select YOU (yes you, chuckle head) to accompany them on a trans-glactic journey to a planet populated with a race of superior musicians and you get ONE GUITAR you can bring with you.

If it's one of my own - my Fender HH Special Jag that I've modded up. I probably haven't held enough guitars to say that I know better, but my Jag plays better than any guitar I've played (and sounds frickin' awesome to boot).