We were taught
One should study in healthy environment
With nature ,in gardens ,
As it makes our brain sharp
We tend to grasp things better
Today’s generation
Does coding
Sitting on toilet seats
Carrying laptops to washrooms
Find themselves highly intellectual
Present themselves busy
Don’t want to waste time
Utilizing loo time too
Its ridiculous
No wonders ,we have more shit in lives

Dose of nutrition
Being dietician I am asked
What to do for good hairs
I tell them ,nothing
No one can save hairs
If they have to fall
They Will
No matter you take selenium, zinc ,iron
No matter you eat ,beef ,chicken ,flax ,chia
Sunflower seeds , tuna ,liver ,blah blah
No matter you eat coconut, amla
Apply coconut oil ,almond oil ,olive oil
Or many more
You do head stand ,hand stand
Rub your nails
Don’t drink cold drinks
Do not smoke ,or take alcohol
Eat fruits ,vegetables ,seeds
Drink milk ,take yoghurt
Do whatever you want
Don’t apply hair products
Don’t go for ,chemical treatments
Still
If there has to be hair fall
It will be
So my answer do not do anything
Just relax and enjoy .

Busy techie sitting on rickshaw
Busy on his laptop
Unaware of traffic
There comes a speeding car
Rickshaw puller tried to save
There is a pit
Here goes rickshaw into it
Laptop on one side
Techie on other
Rickshaw puller down
Quickly up his feet
Checked his rickshaw
Paddled it
Techie still on road
Yelling at system
Then comes thought of laptop
Oh God! What have you done
My system gone
I was watching all this
And thinking
Should I feel pity on techie
Or rickshaw puller
Or have a laugh
Techie got his coding wrong
System crashed

My dad gets up in the morning
He is hungry
He has logic
Whole night he didn’t eat any thing
Then he eats ,first thing in the mornings
He goes to washroom then
He comes out
Again he is hungry
He has logic
He has excreted everything
So eats again
Then he goes for walk
He comes back ,eats again
He has logic
He spent energy in walking
He then goes for breakfast
After sometimes he is again hungry
Its pre lunch now
Then lunch
He sleeps then
He wakes up hungry again
He eats again
Then its supper time
Then dinner
Before sleeping he needs to eat
He has logic
What if I feel hungry
During sleep
So actually its me who is working out
And do all household chores
But its him who is champion
He eats on my behalf too
Great going dad

Well slow and steady wins the race
Well one should have some pace
I guess slow and steady misses the train
I know the pain
Standing at door with 25 kg weight
Dad is not opening the gate
He is meant to be late
Still my dad is great
If I walk at my slowest ,he will be 1 km behind
You shout ,you scream ,let your teeth grind
He will walk at his pace
I am patient its God’s grace
He has an appointment with doctor ,still he will clean his feet,for half an hour
You go mad ,he will take his time in shower
He asks earth ,should I take next stride?
Hats off to my mother being his bride
If he is cutting vegetables ,you will get your lunch at dinner
Its a good way to get thinner
If train has to leave ,let it leave ,he will not be swift
No doubt my dad is God’s unique gift