"Revive me guys, I have the Ray Gun!" could be from either WaW or BO1. You're right - that was so stupid. As long as you had perks and didn't make the wrong turn while fleeing the zombies, the gun was not that big of a deal.

"Its not a glitch if its in the game!" I'm going to go on a stretch and say that comes from BO1 "Five." I don't recall what the "glitch" was, but I do remember people asking, "Do you want to do the glitch?" Another popular glitch was the 3rd gun on Der Reise. It was never fixed, though, and I've never heard official word as to whether or not it really was a glitch or an EE. In any case, 3 guns were nice, but not mandatory. Mule Kick went a long way to help with the nonsense that resulted over people wanting to partake in the 3 gun glitch.

"Revive me guys, I have the Ray Gun!" could be from either WaW or BO1. You're right - that was so stupid. As long as you had perks and didn't make the wrong turn while fleeing the zombies, the gun was not that big of a deal

Cant recall ever hearing it recently, but it seemed like everyone expected you to go out of your way to revive them just so they could keep the Ray Gun.

nuttin2say wrote:

"Its not a glitch if its in the game!" I'm going to go on a stretch and say that comes from BO1 "Five." I don't recall what the "glitch" was, but I do remember people asking, "Do you want to do the glitch?" Another popular glitch was the 3rd gun on Der Reise. It was never fixed, though, and I've never heard official word as to whether or not it really was a glitch or an EE. In any case, 3 guns were nice, but not mandatory. Mule Kick went a long way to help with the nonsense that resulted over people wanting to partake in the 3 gun glitch.

Ive heard it on a lot of maps. The glitch on Five was probably the one where you could get outside the map in the starting room.

"Revive me guys, I have the Ray Gun!" could be from either WaW or BO1. You're right - that was so stupid. As long as you had perks and didn't make the wrong turn while fleeing the zombies, the gun was not that big of a deal

Cant recall ever hearing it recently, but it seemed like everyone expected you to go out of your way to revive them just so they could keep the Ray Gun.

No, no, no. Although there were players that wanted to be revived so they didn't lose the gun........within my circle it was all about, "come revive me, I've got you covered with the Raygun".

LOL ... I hear you Ray ... my bro and I were playing Der Riese way back in the day with a couple of randoms. Lesson learned in talking pre-match. We saw mic emblems so we were good to go. Turned out to be a couple of screamers but we didn't find out until like round 24 or so.

"Why didn't you revive us?!"

Um. Well, because we were trying to stay alive with pistols and wall guns and ran out of points to turn on traps and transporters. Does that work for yuh?

On Nightfall, Me and three other randoms started the match as usual, but one random was AFK, also he was moving very slowly forward. Me and the other two continued on until we noticed him, then started making jokes. The AFK person went far enough to hit a crate/box by the checkpoint ( like a driving checkpoint, like a pay toll for a bridge ). We continued on until the last hive, but we decided to check on our AFK member, sure enough, he was still walking; he ended up near the last hive in the second area. The legacy of the slow man shall live on, it is believed that he is still walking to this day.

All of this is good, funny stuff. I never did explain what was meant by "secondary ammo." Apparently my bro came across a kid that thought ...

incendiary was pronounced secondary.

In another instance, we started playing with what turned out to be a couple of screamers. After we bothered gathering up all the propane bottles near the first barrier hive on POC, all of a sudden the hive and all our propane bottles begin exploding out of the clear blue. I looked that way to realize someone had called in a SOFLAM strike. When I asked the kid, "Now, you just agreed not to do anything until you asked first. Why on earth would you call in a SOFLAM strike before the hive is active?"

The other day I was playing extinction, and 80% into the map some kids mom started screaming and yelling at him.

Mom- (angry scream) Jason! I'm not going to tell you again, turn the game off and clean your room, your grandparents will be here in two days!

jason- (calm) OK mom give me 10 minutes.

Mom- (screams) NO NOW!

jason- (whines) but..... Mom? I never get to play.

mom- I don't care, u need to shower too, you stink!

jason- *grunts

mom- (super saiyan mom) that's it the game is going in your sisters room!

jason- (high pitch girl scream)

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Immediately, I heard some commotion, then the kid got dropped from the game. My best guess is his mom yanked the xbox out of the wall and stormed off. I can just picture the look on the goofy kids face as the end of the cords trailed out of his bedroom door. Lawlz!

That's got to be the best "stupid things heard" story yet!!! LMAO. I heard something similar earlier today, but not anywhere near that bad. This kid - I just started a round of Awakening and the teenager in the lobby, who would not stop talking and, you know, my GT is "nuttin 2 say" for a reason (I don't talk unless I have to while I'm playing and there's usually not many reasons I have to talk) --- anyway, the teenager would not shut up and began whining when the screamer got a hold of the first Ark ... and attached it to some dumb gun or another. I didn't care - you don't "need" the Ark in the first area, its just nice to have. Whatever.

We have one more obelisk to drill and the scream, in just the flatest, calmest voice you ever heard ... in one of the few ten second stretches that the teen stopped talking, says out of the blue,

"I have to go."

I so wanted to say, "Please do." But I promised my wife I wouldn't talk rude to anyone under 30 so I just shook my head and kept on playing. The teen, though, was not a happy camper. We did get three teeth and a gold finish, though.

Playing with a couple of Extinction forum members on Mayday (hopefully they will know who they are if they see this post) and a randomer, the guy trolled from the beginning of the match until we decided to quit. Constantly with the I just need to listen to this message, my ex-girlfriend keeps bugging me and other comments, then we got I've got to go so I'm going to drop supplies and cash, then carried on playing.

The final nail in the coffin for us was when he picked the drill up and trapped me in a corner (I was checking for search boxes for items to craft), we asked what he was playing at and he just being random and rather creepy, that's when we all voted to abandon ship and start again, what a waste of 3/4 of an hour

Wow, that sucks tracy. I wonder if that was the same guy I ran into the night before the dlc drop. Guy claimed to have to move a car. We didn't need him and it didn't hurt us that he stayed in the lobby but kept going down. This was on POC. We even managed to complete every challenge (hard to do with randoms).

Well, when it came time to start the nuke, he was still gone but in the lobby. Let me put it this way, I feel your pain on a wasted 45 minutes.

How could I forget Tracy! I remember his GT but I better not name and shame. What an absolute pr*ck.. As you said, trolled from the very beginning. He would not shut up and once his creepiness levels were over 9000, it was time (quite literally) to abandon ship.

I had my own stupid things said moment last night while playing with the wifey.

I kept switching from my SOFLAM to my SMG and every time I pulled the trigger, it would switch back to the SOFLAM. I was trying to shoot a propane tank on a barrier hive. I didn't want to waste the SOFLAM until I'd gone through all the propane tanks.

Unable to shoot the propane tank with my SMG, I finally yelled out, "What the f**k?!"

My wife then said, "Are you sure you don't need me to throw down some ammo?"

Me -"Hey, CODer Jr., would you mind changing your ammo out to incendiary? And, also, if you don't mind, run Armor instead of Team Explosives."

CODer Jr. - No way. How come you're telling me what to do but you haven't told Big Time POCer what to do?"

Me - Um, well, he's got a hundred and fifty platinum finishes on Point of Contact. You have zero.

CODer Jr - So?

Here's another one that highlights the utility of checking the stats of everyone in the lobby ...

PeeWee - Yeah, and we don't ever go down. Do you guys ever remember going down in that last match? I don't think we went down one time in the last match.

Me & Bro (simultaneously) - WE never did go down. YOU went down seven times. But whose counting, right?

PeeWee - See?! I told you. We're good! And man we killed ... man, it must have been a thousand crepids! You came to the right lobby. We know how to do this. And get a Platimum [that's right, a "plati Mum"] completion!

... PeeWee had 87 kills and 7 downs. Me & Bro did not get a combined 1000 kills, it was more around 800.

However, it got better later in the match ...

PW Sidekick - Okay you guys, I know how to do the nuke. Just follow me and do it just like I say and we'll be able to escape. I watched the whole thing on YouTube!