A SelectSmart.com Selector by Not Kevin "Ranma" Bolk...do you WISH you were...but you're not......Loser.'' test
You LOVE con personalities. They are your superiors!
I know you. You're one of the mundane...one of the unloved....the uncool..the unpopular...the UNTALENTED.The one's who have to poop like all the other organic beings.
Boy, it sure sucks to be you. But that's ok, 'cuz now is your oppurtunity to put a little light into your otherwise miserable existance by fantasizing that you're just like a certain famous con personality. That's right, which one these grand superior idols who just can't walk into a con without being swarmed by groupies are you most like? They are true celebrities. (that is until they go home after the con's over and become pathetic mortals again) Are you as cool as Steve Bennett? As skilled as Tikki? As powerful as Big Danny T?
Don't fantasize about it too hard, it'll only make you feel worse about yourself.Items from Amazon.com you might like. See the poll based on this selector.

Read comments; post your own comment about this selector. This SelectSmart.com Anime selector, a free online personality quiz, is a creation of Not Kevin "Ranma" Bolk and for amusement purposes only. The implicit and explicit opinions expressed here are the author's. SelectSmart.com does not necessarily agree.

2. Have you ever woken up at a con one morning and forgotten the name of the person you slept with the night before?

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3. Has anyone ever come up to you after your cosplay skit and said "You stole 8 minutes of my life...AND I WANT THEM BACK!!!"?

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4. Have you ever killed a fellow cosplayer in cold blood because they wanted to cosplay as the same girly bishonen pansy that you wanted to?

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5. Is your blood-alcohol level so high that Dave Zyn stuck at tap to your veins and started serving you to the Big Fire party?

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6. Do people actually like you?

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7. If no or not sure, are you just saying that so people will think you're humble?

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8. I thought so...Anyway, Is everyone who likes dubs going to hell?

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9. Are you stinky?

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10. Do chicks dig you?

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11. Do you make fun of fanboys, but would wither away and die if they all stopped paying attention to you?

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12. Are you convinced that the Secret Masters of Fandom are conspiring to make people not like you?

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13. Are you a Secret Master of Fandom?

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14. While working on your latest over-priced yet incredibly detailed costume, have you ever stopped and realize that you've waisted your entire life and that suicide is the only answer, only to figure you just need more caffeine in your bloodstream?

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15. Do you have Osamu Tezuka's remains hidden in your bedroom?

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16. Do you keep a cool-head around attractive members of the opposite sex at conventions by spending the day before AND after masturbating?

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17. Do you wear tights, women's clothing, or just a diaper when, honestly, you really shouldn't?

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18. Are you just really insecure and can only compensate for this by trying to get as many people at cons to love you as possible...or do you just make these lame quizes?

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19. Do you seem to think you helped pioneer the art of cosplay?

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20. If no or not sure, are you trying to act humble again?

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21. Do you find yourself mysteriously drawn to the site of a camera?

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22. Do you check Squaresoft's website every hour on the hour to get character designs of the newest scanlty clad bimbo or over-rated pretty boy so that you can be the first to cosplay from the latest Final Fantasy travesty?

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23. Are you a god?

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24. Ray, if somebody asks you if you're a god, YOU SAY YES!! So, we're you offended by this quiz?(if no, wait until you read the results)

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