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Expert Eagles Analysis

Ten Top 10 Hits:

7/16

Sung by Don Henley

= 44%

6/16

Sung by Glenn Frey

= 38%

2/16

Sung by Other

= 13%

1/16

Sung by Henley + Frey

= 6%

Ten Top 10 Hits:

5/10

Sung by Don Henley

= 50%

3/10

Sung by Glenn Frey

= 30%

2/10

Sung by Other

= 20%

Five Number 1 Hits:

3/5

Sung by Don Henley

= 60%

2/5

Sung by Glenn Frey

= 40%

Don Henley Solo:

Glenn Frey Solo:

Top 40: 9

Top 40: 7

Top 10: 5

Top 10: 2

Randy Meisner:

Joe Walsh:

Top 40: 3

Top 40: 4

Top 10: 0

Top 10: 0

Timothy B. Schmidt:

Bernie Leadon:

Top 40: 1

Top 40: 0

Top 10: 0

Top 10: 0

Eagles who sang duets with Stevie Nicks:

1 (Don Henley)

Eagles who dated Stevie Nicks:

2 (Don Henley and Joe Walsh)

In case you are having difficulty putting the results of this analysis into perspective, they basically indicate that DON HENLEY RULES AND GLENN FREY AND ALL THE OTHER EAGLES SUCK!! Thank you for your interest and remember to save Waldenbooks.