This thread should have died in 2002......................But, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO somebody just had to dig it up.

Crazy people around here are always digging things up out of the weeds and scrap piles.

The Aztec is actually the perfect new car: There is absolutely nothing you can do to it that will make it uglier. Park it at Wallymart and have some 300 pound SUV rider ping-pong their door off of it while wallowing out onto the parking lot, it will look better. Ram it into a wall, it will look better. Let a flock of peacocks roost on it and drop softball-sized piles of manure on it, it will look better.

Most anti-hotrod car I've encountered was a Pinto station wagon with one of those Rolls Royce nose kits kind of tacked on it. Those things were good for a laugh when they first appeared on Beetles. It was just shockingly ugly on this Pinto. It had the vinyl wood tape with that sickly faded yellow trim stuff around it. Original engine, original dog-feeder dish hubcaps.