Thursday, 24 March 2011

The P***is Survey - Which Country's Men Are The World's Most Well-Endowed?

From time to time, we come across information on the internet that is just clearly meaningless... this is one of those times - a website known as 'everyoneweb.com' have released the findings of their latest piece of research - specifically, they have collected data on the average 'male appendage' sizes across the globe.

As well as ranking each country based on overall size, they have also correlated data to show trends by race - length and width... :s

Seems that Aussies have just scraped into the top 100 (96) with a 'measured' average length of 13.2cm.

The data is a reported to be a mix of stated and undefined sources.

First place winners in terms of overall size, is the Congo - an average "self-reported" p**is size of a whopping 18cm!!!

The Congo is closely followed by the rest of the top 5 in the list - Ecuador sits at 17.5cm (measured), Ghana weighs in at 17.3 cm (self-reported), Colombia report an average of 17cm (measured) and finally Venezuela ranked in with 17cm (measured).

....Looking at this data, and being a typical guy, I now have to make the assumption (or at least claim) that I must have had an ancestor at some time, from the Congo :)