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I'm tired of J. K. Rowling treating Slytherins like we're all just bursting with evil. She was a few years ahead of me, and as a Gryffindor, she frequently clashed with Slytherins (and generally lost, I must add), so when she wrote her books she took her revenge by portraying us all to be evil kids just waiting for a dark wizard to show us the way.

So now all the kids who join Hogwarts say 'not Slytherin' during sorting, leading to the Sorting Hat actually being decharmed a few of years back to remove the provision allowing it to take the student's choice into consideration. Hundreds of years of tradition, gone. Just because an ex-student continued to hold a grudge against an entire house, even after leaving school.

All the Harry Potter books are fictional of course, and so once Voldemort and the 'Death Eaters' are removed from the count, no one can claim that dark wizards and witches are predominantly Slytherin. Most famous Dark Wizards have actually been foreign. Slytherins do tend to be slightly arrogant and from older bloodlines, but that does not make us inherently evil.

The Chamber of Secrets was just a story we told freshmen to keep them away from Myrtle's bathroom, because that was where we brewed our psychedelic potions. Salazar Slytherin was a Parselmouth, yes, but so are a whole bunch of perfectly nice people. When Salazar Slytherin made that comment about muggleborns, he wasn't trying to be offensive, he was genuinely curious about how magic suddenly showed up in muggle families, and since it was the 10th century, there wasn't a lot of research available to tell him. The muggles persecuting people of magic didn't help either.

JK Rowling wrote the character of Rita Skeeter in a way that makes the readers look at Rita with a lot of disdain, but I think Joanne unwittingly put a lot of herself in Rita. I mean really, the only way Salazar Slytherin's words could have been interpreted to mean genocide, was with a Quick-Quotes Quill.

The only way forward is to get them to write "beetlejuice" and wait for them to say it three times whilst you spend an inordinate amount of time tying your shoes, hidden behind the counter. And then suddenly pop up with poor makeup, a wig and an amazing lack of respect for personal space.

Ferris Bueller is a movie about a charismatic teenager who fakes being sick and spends the day hanging out at Chicago. It's a pretty good movie; you should watch it.

There's a scene where his economics teacher (played by Ben Stein) does a roll-call, and simply says Ferris's name like 20 times. Just "Bueller. Bueller. Bueller." in Ben Stein's really dry way. Here's a video, although I feel like they shortened it a bunch. The character also has a scene where he does a similar thing when teaching, asking a bunch of questions followed by "Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?". It's parodying how dull and monotonous some teachers can be.

The joke is that the guy who ordered the coffee replicated the scene with the coffee girl.

Also, in case you were confused about the Hufflepuff thing, in Harry Potter, there are four "houses" each student is sorted into. Each house gets awarded points for various things, like Quiddich tournaments. When a student does something praiseworthy, his house is awarded a certain amount of points. The idea of awarding points to houses for praiseworthy things has become a sort of meme.

I have never been to a Starbucks, or any other coffee shop for that matter, that asked me for my name. They always just call out my drink: "skinny French vanilla no-foam caramel macchiato extra whipped cream".

I work at starbucks and I would have been impressed. I don't think it's embarrassing to call "bueller" over and over again. Though, in all likelihood, I would have just called it twice and left it to make other drinks.

I just saw Ferris Bueller last year, and I did not have the reaction that I expected - I was appalled. The main character is a serious, serious asshole bordering on being a psychopath.

Consider one of the ongoing plot points - that he's convinced everyone in the town that he has a serious, potentially fatal illness, entirely for his own benefit.

People actually do this in real life sometimes - it isn't cute, and usually the victims are really bitter and angry when they find out. Why? Because they put a lot of emotion into something that was a fraud.

The next time someone is really sick, they get less help, or no help at all, because of the psychopath using up people's good will and wasting it.

The movie just goes on and on this way. I generally think people who obsess on their expensive cars are a bit pathetic, and yet when Bueller is responsible for destroying the car that someone has wanted for their whole life and the movie seems to say that it's justified just because we see the car owner being sort of inconsiderate to his son in one scene... it's breathtaking in its sense of entitlement.

I was not popular in grade school, though luckily things got a lot better later. I was small, had an English accent, read too many books and didn't know about sports.

So when I saw that movie, I instantly recognized Bueller as one of the creepy "popular" guys who can get whatever they wanted and not be punished.

As I said, I was pretty shocked, particularly considering how much I like other John Hughes films...

I'm sorry I downvoted you but it was only because I think your are overreacting just a little because it is just a movie but otherwise you seem like a very nice person I'm sorry if this causes you to dislike me

A friend of mine did that once when we got Chinese take-away. He gave the name "Chau Piggy" and we just did as if we didn't hear him scream "CHAU PIGGY!!!??!" through the restaurant for a few times. I've rarely every laughed so hard in my life.