Goof Troop

Goof Troop (1992-93) was an animated TV series produced by Walt Disney Television Animation and featuring the (mis-)adventures and antics of Goofy, his son Max, Goofy's neighbor Pete and Pete's family (his wife Peg, son PJ, and daughter Pistol). The series ran for a total of 79 episodes.

Pete: And they all lived happily ever after; yada, yada, yada! You spuds shouldn't be wasting time in front of the tube! It's summer, for crying out loud's sakes; now go out and get a life! But keep it quiet! The game's about to start!

PJ: How come when somebody gets three wishes on TV, they always blow it?

Max: Ah, Peege, they're just cartoons. They don't know any better.

PJ: I mean, everybody knows you'd just wish for more wishes.

Max: Well, if you had all the wishes in the world, what would you wish for?

[PJ has struggled to get himself to stand on his skates, and the two start skating.]

PJ: Oh, man; I'd be the best at everything! I'd be the best basketball player, baseball player, race car driver, and...definitely the best...skater! Whoa!

PJ: I think our club needs a coordination coordinator!

Peg: Oh, look! Harold Hatchback's got Miss Sponerville for his new commercial! I guess some men love their women with mustaches!

PJ: Oh for crying out's sakes; that spud gets ALL the celebrities! What does he do? Hang out at "Nose Jobs for Less?"

Peg: Well, it sure beats your ad with Gibblet the Clown!

Peg: Well, if Spoonerville has any celebrities at all, they're probably out trying to get a tan.

Goofy: I love show business! [laughs]

Coop Hatchback: I wanted to thank you guys for counting me in. I was getting pretty bored talking to dumbbells all the time!

Ronald: HELP! HELP! SOMEBODY FORGOT TO HIRE ME A STUNT DOUBLE!

PJ: There he is!

Harold: Now, when we find him, let me ask him about doing the commercials!