Watch This Genius Fight a Car and Knock Himself Unconscious

That’s a painful – VERY painful – lesson the wizard in this video learned.

He seems to be angry the alarm is going off in the car he’s circling like a heavyweight champ. Then, proving he's definitely not a fighter, he unloads a dropkick that knocks him out colder than the temperature it will be once he wakes up sometime this coming winter.

Bottom line: someone should sign this car to compete in MMA. It's that good.