Brace yourselves: Rock Simulator 2014 is coming

27 June 2014

By Delano

There’s no shortage of simulator games on the market. Players can try their hand at almost anything, from piloting WWII-era aircraft to being a hapless surgeon. If you thought that being a goat just wasn’t pushing the boundaries far enough, then you seriously need to take a peek at Rock Simulator 2014, which is very real and currently on Steam Greenlight.

“For a long time, there has been one game missing from the market, a genuine rock simulator,” it says on the developer’s page. It promises to be “a rock enthusiast’s dream”, but we all know it’s either a tired joke or the ultimate in postmodernist statements. Will there be pre-orders? Multiplayer? DLC? Only time will tell.

Michael Bouwer

I don’t know whats more depressing…the number of pointless simulator games, or that fact that I buy every single one of them for the lols…

Squirly

Goat Simulator made this joke, but at the very least went full hog about it. The latest patch basically added content that is almost as much as the original game. It’s difficult to knock the devs when the joke is backed up by something that’s still fun and solid and worth the money.

This? God knows what they’re actually planning.

BinaryMind

I saw another concept on steam… Box simulator. This is getting ridiculous. It did have explosions on the poster though lol