___ after normal working hours.
___ but during my normal working hours.
___ because I'm a loser with no life.
___ because I can only get things done when no one else is around.
___ because everybody dumps their problems on me.
___ and I was the only one left in the office. ___ again.
___ and right as I was about to leave.
___ as I was doing something important.

___ with a sledgehammer.
___ by reading the manual.
___ and throwing away the useless manual and figuring
it out myself.
___ by sacrificing an animal to Cthulu.
___ and I could tell you how I fixed it, but then I'd have to kill you.
___ you wouldn't understand.
___ I don't know how I fixed it.

___ The people who I fixed this for

___ will shower me with praise and affection for my quick
thinking and extreme dedication to my work.