Note To Self: Don't Go To Foxwoods With 61 Baggies of Heroin In Pockets While Having Warrant Out For Arrest

That pesky security staff at Foxwoods is at it again. This time, they put the screws to Shawn Wawryznowicz, who, in addition to having warrants out for his arrest, happened to have 61 baggies of heroin stashed on his person. One more sack of tar and he would've broken Roger Maris' record!

Mr. W (abbreviated because there's no chance in hell we'll spell it right a second time) was poking around the poker room when the local cops along with Foxwoods security took him in, then found the junk.