Carlos Newton used his DBZ Jiu-jitsu in a match with this short dude with long black hair called "Vegeta".

According to reports, the match, which was originally scheduled for three rounds, is going to be needlessly stretched out over the next 7 UFCs (until Newton's DBZ Jiu-jitsu instructor, "Goku" arrives to help him)

"God is dead." -Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead." -God

"The morning glory blooms for an hour. It differs not at heart from the giant pine, which lives for a thousand years."