5yr old asking boy vs girl anatomy questions at 1:30am!

So I stumble into the bathroom with one eye open for the millionth time tonight and I look up and my 5yr old son is standing there. He says mommy are you done pooping because I have to pee pee. I said I'm not pooping and yes I'm done. So I do a quick wipe and get up. So he says mommy why do you pee out of your butt? I said what? He said your only supposed to sit down and wipe when you poop but YOU sit down to pee then you wipe so does your pee come out of your butt? I said no all girls sit down to pee and we wipe so we don't get pee in our underwear. He says girls are silly when you pee all you have to do is stand up, aim your pee in the toilet then shake your weiner to get the extra out. Then he says so next time mommy just shake your weiner to get your extra pee out ok! I was like ummm ok son. I was so not prepared for this convo omg lol

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