I’ve seen Douchicorn on a tandem and Dick Tracy’s Pussy in the brush Fuck Buddy has a trail planned and Wee Wee is in a rush; Tonya Hardon is ashamed of how many Cheetos that we crushed; And Uniballer is marching on.

Gobble My Ass ran through briars seeing that there was no reprieve; Backwash has had a birthday and Roman Showers had to leave; Motor Mount just showed up for the beer, and Tuna—crimes she’d weave, On All Fours is marching on.