How Sexy Are You?

(AKA The Pointless and Highly Inappropriate Innuendo Quiz!)

Oh, wow.

The sexiness is strong in you. I can sense it. But just how sexy are you? Using the government approved pasteurized and certified questions below, I will probe the hot hot inner workings of your psyche. Through careful evaulation, this quiz will answer the one question you've been wracking your brain over for at least the past 15 seconds: How sexy are you, exactly?

1. Pick the sexiest number:

69 (now that's an obvious one!)

42 (What could possibly be sexier then the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

3.14159265358979323846... (mmm. I'd like a slice of that pi!)

i (A sexy number!? Imaginary at best!)

96 (It's sexy in that bizarre "our butts are touching and NOTHING ELSE" kind of way?)

2. Pick the sexiest vegetable:

An eggplant (They're really quite huggable. No, really!)

Hananero Pepper (ooh hot stuff!)

Avocado (To prepare an avocado, it is first necessary to slowly and seductively peel away it's lingerie-like outer layer to reveal the moist and green innards...rowwr!)