Well, here we go again. Loyal readers may recall that I offered my services when Prince William and Kate Middleton advertised ADVERTISED for a nanny to take care of their firstborn. I was a little surprised that they went public with their search. I mean this isn't exactly selling your raggedy pleather recliner on Craig's List of Pervs and Weirdos, now is it? But, advertise they did and apparently they rejected my semi-serious offer to take care of baby George.

Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, sometimes forgets she's pregnant.
No, really. And maybe that's why she hasn't been favoring maternity clothes either.
The wife of Prince William, the second heir to the British throne, visited Margate's Turner...

In news that is sure to delight Anglophiles the world over, on Thursday Kensington Palace announced via Twitter that Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, or as us commoners like to call her, Kate, will visit the set of "Downton Abbey" next week.
The...

Emma Watson's rumored coupling with Prince Harry had fans of the "Harry Potter" star and British royal going grade-A bonkers last week, but Watson has pertly shut down reports that the two are "getting to know each other quite well."
"WORLD Remember...

Baby on board! Catherine, the duchess of Cambridge, fulfilled a few maritime duties on Thursday when she arrived in Portsmouth.
There, the British royal, who is expecting her second child in April, paid a visit to the construction site of the new Ben...

Prince William and Duchess Catherine say they don't know the sex of their baby yet, but Kate insists that their second heir to the British throne has been pretty active.
"It's moving all the time. I can feel it kicking now," she told 17-year-old Martina McDonagh during a visit to the Jack Tizard School on Monday, according to London's Telegraph.
The 33-year-old royal clutched her burgeoning belly as she spoke with the teen.
The local stop was part of Catherine's opening of the Kensington Leisure...

Prince William and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, have released holiday pictures of wee Prince George, just in time for Hanukkah, Christmas and Kwanzaa -- in that order, incidentally.
Even those with hearts of steel would be hard-pressed not to "aww" just a little bit over these three snapshots.
We've gone ahead and put some words in George's mouth as he sits on the steps of Kensington Palace for these photos, which were taken in late November. Then again, we're not perfect mind-readers, so your...

Prince William and Duchess Catherine wrapped up their New York visit with a glittery gala in honor of their alma mater.
The duke and duchess of Cambridge attended a 600th anniversary gala for the University of St. Andrews at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on Tuesday night, where they met with donors and alumni of the storied Scottish institution.
The couple, who touched down in the Big Apple on Sunday, have been in New York to promote their Royal Foundation. The three-day trip is their first to the...

His nickname is King James, but that doesn't mean the NBA's biggest star actually knows royal protocol.
LeBron James met Britain's Prince William and his wife, Catherine, after the Cleveland Cavaliers game at the Brooklyn Nets on Monday night, presenting the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge with jerseys and posing for photos.
It was during that second part that some British media outlets would like us to think that James got himself into some trouble, reporting that the four-time NBA MVP broke royal...

Piers Morgan is blasting LeBron James for breaking royal protocol and putting his arm around Kate Middleton.
In a segment that airs Thursday on "Rachael Ray," Briton Morgan was furious about James' gesture after the Cavaliers-Nets game Monday night. Prince William and his wife had attended the game.
"You do not put your arm around the future queen of England!" Morgan lectured. "You do not touch a member of the royal family unless they ask you to touch them or extend their hand. LeBron James, you may...

British royalty meets American royalty! Prince William and wife Catherine hobnobbed with LeBron James, Beyonce and Jay Z on Monday night in the good old U.S. of A.
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge took in their first NBA game, a matchup between King James' Cleveland Cavaliers and the Brooklyn Nets at Barclays Center in Brooklyn, during the first full day of their official New York visit.
The game was part of the Royal Foundation's United for Wildlife charity event, and the royals attended a dinner at...