I really feel like CELINE should have been there too, but other than that small oversight, the gathering of DiCaprio, Winslet, and Zane is quite cute. - (Lainey)

But, I mean, clearly CELINE couldn’t be there, because she’s very busy CELINEing in Paris at the moment. - (GFY)

This is the last post of the day, and I don’t want to say anything about the status of the health bill, because voting begins around midnight, which means that anything I say will be moot in a few minutes. Fingers crossed that John McCain saves the country from a healthcare disaster. In the meantime, Sean Hannity loves to rail on arrogant elitists, but I can’t think of anything more elite than spending $42,000 in a Trump Tower restaurant to fly in an 8 lb lobster from Maine for dinner. Yes, that happened. (GQ)

Our own Kristy Puchko dared to step into Pennywise’s lair, and she reports back from the set of Stephen King’s It. - (Nerdist)

Charli XCX has a new video out for her song “Boys”. Now. I DO know who Charli XCX is because she was on some playlist I was listening to and I liked whatever song it was and Shazam helpfully told me who it was. Buuuuttt, yeah, other than Will.i.am, I didn’t recognize ONE SINGLE BOY in that video! FUCKINGDAMMIT, I *distinctly* remember my dad saying shit like, “I have no idea who any of these people are. I’ve never even HEARD their names before!” when I would watch the MTV Music or Movie Awards. I am now my dad. - (Dlisted)

Long-time Pajiba commenter Rykker sent me this and I felt myself involuntarily twitching as I read it. Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? - (NPR)

This isn’t a new discovery, just a new video really. Point is, dolphins are degenerates. - (IFL Science)

Kim and Kanye have a surrogate who’s already three months pregnant with the next sure-to-be oddly named Kardashian-West child. Cool. Mostly, though? I’m posting this because holy fucking good gravy, what is she wearing? - (Celebitchy)

There probably won’t be a spin-off to Better Call Saul, but if there IS a spin off to Better Call Saul, Vince Gilligan knows exactly who it would be about. (Uproxx)

Kella, a Canadian Cannonballer, picked up Fredrik Backman’s Beartown because it had a hockey game on the cover. Beartown is a small, rural town that finds hope and meaning in the possibility of the high school team winning a championship, but a rape threatens everything. Kella loved that the book made her miss the good things about being on a team, and found it "an infuriating, and yet sadly accurate, story of how sports and privilege intertwine." When was the last time you judged a book by its cover? (Cannonball Read 9)

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