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lots of brian griffin in your life. That must mean you love him. That must mean you wanna have sex with him

sry im done... i dont talk to people who are into bestiality such are your mom; you.

I'd **** a dog with my below average size cock, sure thing. I don't even see what the big ****ing deal is bruh, theres no need for the ****ing fun police (you) to cum (LOL ****ING CUM HAHA) and ruin my good times.

Seriously, I have done a lot of drugs. A lot of ****ing drugs. I would snort a line of cocaine off a piss stained urinal in some truck-stop dive with my closest friends and family looking on in disgust before I took anything from somebody I didn't know and trust. That's just ****ing dumb.

i know a lot about poor ppl let me tell u about them. in my extensive anthropological studies, living among the natives and slapping women and children to establish my dominance in their social structures, i have observed that poor ppl aint got nothin to do but fukc all day. and in spite of residing walking distance from a clinic that hands out free condoms, they have lots of kids. u know wuts more of a nuisance then children? poor children. im afraid we may never bring civilization from her majesty's country to these unwashed, godless creatures, but there may be something to take from them. historically poor children have 1 good use and that's slavery. i say we put those grubby paws to work. call it 'mandatory societal internship' or some fancy thing they won't even know what the fukc. after they reach a certain age they can join the rest of us free citizens.

ur probly thinkin 'woah hold it there ston3rpimp69. i dont think i want these wild beasts living amongst us and going thru our trash and leaving their droppings and i certainly dont want my wife junebug to be raped by a black!' do not worry citizen i have good ideas as always. u see while these properties of the state are working they are going to incur enormous debts. they will need health care, specialized training (unless kids r inherently skilled at making nikes and iphones which may very well b the case), tools, shelter, food and air to breathe. all of these necessities will be provided to them but certainly not for free. once they reach the age of freedom they can begin to work off that debt. but lol heres the catch: they will still need all that stuff in order to work.

In case anyone who ever looks at this dead forum didn't already know, you can finally find peace in your life.

The character was originally meant to be a satirically exaggerated version of the average dumb, typing-challenged, racist, homophobic, misogynous, narcissistic young person on the internet. Sadly nowadays he seems pretty tame.

In the early days of this forum and young internet culture in general, quite a few people saw a lot of importance in appearing to be smart by way of tediously proper grammar usage and using a thesaurus to aid in calling other people idiots for not doing the same. It was a big ol' ego-stroking circle jerk with people hyping their own intelligence and being good at flaming. I had another character in mind to satirize that type of user, which would be easy to do since I was that type of user, albeit self-aware. But when people kept insulting ston3rpimp69 for my typing and spelling rather than the content of my posts, I started incorporating the idea into my ston3r posts. So, he became a perpetual 15-year-old who huffs his own farts, brags about "running the flaming circuit" on the site and, despite being all the aforementioned negative things, was still more clever and worldly-wise than you.