It’s 100 days until the start of the NFL regular season! Is that actually close? Not really! But it’s a nice round number and allows people to start counting down with images of notable players with that jersey number.

— Mike Holmgren recounted the time he pissed off Dan Snyder by trading Joey Galloway to the Cowboys for two first-round picks. At one point, Snyder made implied threats, to which Holmgren replied “bring it!” which is somehow slightly more funny than the fact that Dallas traded two firsts for Joey Galloway.

— The NFL’s website engaging in Titans trolling by saying the team could use Hard Knocks to remind the world that the team exists. Nonsense, who could forget the team with Bernard Pollard on the roster?

— Johnny Manziel spent Memorial Day weekend in Vegas, leading to usual Johnny Partyball shaming. But then Manziel posted a pic on Instagram that showed that he also had his Browns playbook with him, giving him a useful study guide to pass out on.

Damn you Duchess. I just saw this and came here to say “If a million otters played a million keyboards eventually one of them would play the soundtrack to a Vincent Price fi…no, wait, that one’s pretty much got it already.”

Just in: the running back the Ravens drafted to help carry the load if Ray Rice’s impromptu fiancee boxing match costs him playing time, Lorenzo Taliashire or whatever, was arrested for destruction of property and public drunkenness over the weekend.

The Ravens running backs run into trouble almost much as they run into our own offensive linemen.