Topic: Family

Why does the GOP keep doing this to me? Don’t they know I love capitalism? I probably would have voted for McCain. I mean, I did not, but I considered it until Palin. But every time they throw something up like, “Let’s make abortion funny” I realize I will never be able to align myself with this party, ever. WHY ARE THEY DESTROYING THEMSELVES FOR ME, PERSONALLY? More »

It’s finally happened. Kim Kardashian has given birth to a baby girl. And she beat out Kate Middleton, so I guess she can feel good about that, if we assume that birthing is some sort of bizarre competition. According to … More »

You are doing so much for your dad’s health just by being alive! Go you. Really, he should be buying you a present this weekend. He should buy you a present every weekend, because you are the reason he is so fit. More »

Father’s Day is coming! And what better way to honor the first man in your life than by dressing exactly like him? I mean, you don’t necessarily have to wear the little hat Bill Cosby is wearing. Although you could. It’s a nice hat. More »

Deciding to have an abortion is a difficult decision to begin with – but what happens to the women who are turned away from planned parenthood? Well, unsurprisingly, things get a lot more difficult. The New York Times has a … More »

Look, let’s be honest. Barbie people are probably never going to get along with Cabbage Patch Kid people. Your parents really set a lot of things up for you early. And Beanie Baby people are probably never going to know love, but they’re going to excel in other areas. More »

Disney World can be an exercise in teaching your kids that patience and restraint are rewarded, or it can just be there to teach them that if you have enough money you can use the services of a disabled person to jump all the lines. I guess it really depends on the kind of person you want to see them grow into. More »

I suffer from “Pinterest” stress largely because I still have no idea how make Pinterest work. So many pictures of baked goods, and what are they all for!? But according to a Today survey, it’s stressing women out for other reasons. More »

As Mother’s Day is coming up (this Sunday, buy flowers) you’re probably going to happen across a lot articles about whether or not you are “becoming your mother.” If this is something you are concerned about, I have some good ideas for you. I will stop you from becoming your mother! Here are my ideas. More »

According to Amnesty International, a critically ill woman in El Salvador could go to jail if she gets an abortion to save her life. The woman, known as Beatriz, is experiencing health problems stemming from the pregnancy related to her kidney disease and lupus. Despite the fact that the hospital treating her requested legal permission from the government for Beatriz to abort months ago (she is now four and a half months pregnant) none has been granted. More »