“I tried to stick around for punk kids Heller Keller, but watching one of the singers put out a cigarette on the ground inside the gallery and then tell the audience ‘fuck all you guys’ three times in five minutes was my limit. If that were my venue, I wouldn’t invite them to play again.” (Ema and Her Lady Parts)I just Googled this myself and found that Heller Keller has been using this quote from my post as their bio on Bandcamp. I mean, that’s pretty great.

WordPress does an excellent job of filtering out spam, which is almost too bad because they’re pretty fun to read. Mostly they are really bizarre ads with broken links and strange syntax, and sometimes they are straight gibberish.

I salvaged a few of my favorites from the last couple weeks out of the spam folder, fed them through the AT&T Text-to-Speech demo, and then set them to “Loading” by Tom Woxom (found in the Free Music Archive). Enjoy the silliness!