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A recent study has shown that 98% of British people are hoping that Great Britain will leave the EU before the English football fans can return across the border.

Given the recent behaviour of the fans, British people are hoping to not only keep the returning fans out of the UK, but are also hoping that by voting out, the island of Britain will somehow magically move slightly geographically away from the continent.

This has angered France particularly, who have released a statement saying: “non, we don’t want zem eezer!”

Meanwhile, President Putin has offered asylum for the embarrassed fans in Russia. He has offered to take good care of them, with his fellow comrades.