After a humiliating 7-59 season, the ‘Cats need to get some fight in them. I can’t think of anyone better than Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, and Princess Leia. (She’s probably better in the post than Tyrus Thomas anyway.)

3. Washington Wizards: The Lord of the RingsThe Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, The Return of the King

As much as I love John Wall, I would pay a lot of money to see Gandalf run the point.

The release of The Dark Knight Rises may be the only thing more popular than “LeBron has redeemed himself” stories on SportsCenter this summer.

5. Sacramento Kings: Toy StoryToy Story, Toy Story 2, Toy Story 3

The Kings franchise has gone through a lot of turmoil this past year. They need something that can make everyone smile again. If you don’t feel good after watching Toy Story, you’re probably not human.

6. Portland Trailblazers: Back to the FutureBack to the Future, Back to the Future Part II, Back to the Future Part III

I’m sure the Trailblazers would like to go back in time and select Kevin Durant over Greg Oden.

Everybody kind of hated on New Orlean’s basketball after the Chris Paul trade. Their new owner could up the level of cool of the Big Easy’s bball team by selecting Danny Ocean, Linus Caldwell, and the rest of the gang.

There is going to be a lot of nostalgic faces in Beantown this off-season. The end of the Big Three era might be hard for fans to swallow. It’s tough to recreate the original magic. Tread carefully here, Boston.