‘The NFL: A Bad Lip-Reading’ is about as good as it gets (video)

Since this requires virtually no setup, I am, uh, not going to set it up. Just this: Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson supposedly saying, “Egg roll, I wish I had a breeze running down my leg. I’d kill for a cookie. Sting-ray a double-sided Scooby Snack” to Pam Oliver is well worth the price of admission, and that’s only the first one in nearly three minutes of hilarity.

Although I guess the admission to watching a YouTube video is free, but you guys understand what I’m getting at.