“Why did you want to break up the wedding?” – Detective Marconi (played by Jeremy Ratchford)“For all the things he just said, that was accurate.” – Frank

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“They have to be stopped. The McPoyle bloodline has been clean and pure for a thousand years. This marriage is an abomination.” – Ryan McPoyle“Now, when you say ‘pure and clean’, uh, you mean what exactly?” – Sweet Dee“Means we haven’t bred outside the bloodline.” – Ryan“For a thousand years?” – Sweet Dee“Yeah.” – Ryan“That makes a lot of sense.” – Sweet Dee

“What are you doing?! You doing a speech from Jaws? Are you doing Jaws?! We don’t have time for this shit, this is serious!” – Dennis

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“Legions of us thousand sturdy once ruled this fine land. Our bloodline was as pure as the driven snow.” – Liam“Mmhmm…and then what happened?” – Sweet Dee“Syphilis killed about half of us.Mongrelism got most of the rest.” – Liam

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“…if anything, it would turn you into a vampire.” – Mac“Right. Or a bat. Or Batman.” – Charlie“No. A vampire turns you into a vampire. A zombie turns you into a zombie. And Batman didn’t get turned into anything, he just likes bats.” – Mac“That can’t possibly be what Batman is about. It’s about a grown man who dresses up like a bat…” – Charlie“…who goes around solving crimes and mysteries. Yes.” – Mac“These are Academy Award-winning movies. This is serious stuff.” – Charlie“Well, you know the Academy, Charlie. I mean…sometimes it’s atrocious.” – Mac