This here is the latest tour diary by johnny foreigner, age 3 and a half. This is the 6th part.

In a bid to be vaguely creative and witty, I wrote a bunch of haikus to describe our escapades in liverpool and york. However, since i lack both creativity and wit, these ended up being COMPLETELY WHACK.

Instead, here's the cast that have thus far starred in our tour diary. Thanks go to those not in our band for letting us film their faces.