STATUES: Female Commander Shepard Bishoujo Statue

by Zach Woolf

Critically acclaimed video game Mass Effect is getting a Kotobokyia treatment in the form of two slightly different statues. I’m doubting your Shepard character looked this good.

With a stance fit to take on the Reaper’s, this Bishoujo Female Shepard figure stands at nine inches tall on top of a special display base. Shepard ships with a N7 Eagle Pistol and an Omni-Blade that can be taken on and off at your pleasure. Fingers on each hand can be moved slightly so that you can decide which hand holds each weapon.

Kotobokyia has created two different figures for BioWare: an exclusive edition that features a black-haired Shepard and the regular edition that sports red hair. The exclusive figure will also come with a codes for multiplayer bonus items. Both figures currently have a pre-order price from BioWare of $65, but the exclusive statue will only have a production run of 2,500 pieces so if dark hair is your way get on the pre-order fast.

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Zach is a recent college graduate who’s love for consuming media is surpassed only by his love for creating it. He has a firm belief that if we could all just play with LEGOs for 30 minutes a day the world would be a better place. If those two statements don’t tell you everything you need to know about Zach, follow him on Twitter at @zwoof.

Seriously, “F” that game, and EA, and anything associated with it, including this. Damn shame, ME3, you could have been so much more if only EA had let the entire team finish the story they all wanted, instead of letting hacks like Hudson and Walters lock everyone out of the room and decide they were the only two who could finish the story.

Hell yeah I’m bitter. Hell yeah I’m using a peripheral as a soapbox. And I could care less about those (trollishly few and rabidly vocal) among the fanbase who want to refute my argument. Bite me.

Wow…I guess that DID come out stronger than I intended…my bad. I should tone down on the booze that I started drinking SINCE ME3 CAME OUT AND TOOK A DUMP ON MY STORY!!!

…but still, bite me. Seriously.
Right on the rump. You optimistic fanboy b****ards.