Mr. Anchovy worked for the government, where he was depressed because it was a warren of fief-building and backbiting. So he left for the private sector, where he was depressed because it was a warren of fief-building and backbiting. Here was possibly the last meeting he attended:

Mr. Anchovy was not good at harrumphing.

So Mr. Anchovy consulted with leading experts to find something else to do:

Upon discovering that lions did not, in fact, eat ants, Mr. Anchovy decided to work towards lion taming via baking, which he had done since the 1990s to relieve the stress of failing the critical harrumphing tasks of his work life. Mr. Anchovy now sleeps better at night and no longer randomly kicks stray animals.