She is so beautiful. I used to stare at her when she wasn’t looking, but quickly turned away the moment she faced my way. I knew she’d caught me staring. She’d ask me what I was looking at, but I’d just shrug it off and not reply. It’s been a year now and a lot has changed. She is even more beautiful than before. I still stare at her when she isn’t looking, but never turn away when she looks back at me. I just smile. “What?” she goes. I tell her, “I am so in love with you.”

Lil BUB left her home planet Bub-Ub-Bub (and its magical space fishes) to come to fill our lives with science and magic here on Earth. I like to think her spaceship followed a beautiful rainbow made of yoghurt, and she was escorted by Wolverine.