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Yeah, I forgot to add the blog webmail app to my last two phones, so it’s been a while.

There were hundreds of unchecked emails, but only about twenty that I actually cared about. Those were the companies wanting me to write about their shit, or them wanting me to post something they wrote about their shit.

I responded to all of them except the eight that were absolutely a no go.

Of the twelve, one has responded back with affirmation of pure joy, but they were very good at not showing any emotion at all.

Coincidentally, they were the ones that I was most intrigued by. Mostly because of their offer. They were willing to give me a credit on their client’s website if I wrote about the product.

As I looked around the site, I realised that I had absolutely no use for any of the products at the moment, but didn’t feel right about getting their hopes up and then saying I wasn’t interested.

You also can’t tell someone that you will write something for them and then take months, or most likely years, to actually get around to it. Especially when you command the attention of more than dozens of people.

So I have decided that I will let you all spend my credit frivolously.

That’s right.

Frivolously and with wanton abandon.

Go to Paperless Post and pick out anything from their site, or I can pick something for you. (take a screenshot or get the name)

Compose an email to birdman@changethetopic.com

Send me the info and the email address you want the card sent to.

Wait.

Let me know what you thought of the lavish gift in a reply to the original email. Scale of 1-10 should be fine.

At the end, we will tally up the site and collectively do a review.

They said the credit will be there within the next three days, so when it goes in, I will start the shitshowfestivities.

Jonathan Oosterhof won the gift set, and there is no need to comment unless you just want to tell me how awesome I am.

Hello there. I have been sent here to offer you a chance to win a three pack of television seasons.

There’s not much that I can say about these, except that they are available for winning by anyone in Canada or the US. Oh, and Family Guy is fucking funny. I haven’t seen Teen Wolf yet, and Futurama used to make me laugh, but I haven’t seen it since the first season.

Anyhow, here’s what you can win. Down at the bottom you will see the basic instructions on how to enter. It is just as easy as any other time, so don’t get your panties in a wad.

Oh yeah, the box sets will be shipped to the winner directly.

FAMILY GUY VOLUME 12

Synopsis

“Family Guy” reaches new heights of hilarity in this outrageous collection of 22 uncensored episodes, including fan-favorite “Into Fat Air,” where the Griffins rock Mount Everest, plus the comedy jackpot “Roads to Vegas” and the milestone 200th episode “Yug Ylimaf,” in which Brian and Stewie develop a curious case of reverse aging thanks to a time machine foul-up. It’s a complete season of laughs with celebrity guest voices Johnny Depp, Jon Hamm, Sofia Vergara and more!

Four months after the events that nearly ended Jackson’s life and resurrected Peter Hale’s, teen wolf Scott McCall and his friends begin their junior year of high school unaware that a new threat has arrived in Beacon Hills: A pack of Alpha werewolves intent on bringing Derek into their fold, while destroying his young pack.

Special Features

· Deleted Scenes

· Gag Reel

· Return of the Shirtless Montage

· Back to the Pack

Special Features:“Teen Wolf” Season 3 Part 1 DVDStreet Date: December 10, 2013Prebook Date: November 13, 2013

Well, there you have it. Put a comment in here on either the Google+ feed or the regular comment thingy and you can grab yourself almost 23 hours of commercial free television. That seems like a win-win situation to me.

Not for me though. I don’t get to watch any of this stuff. It is all for you folks.

“Bones” Season Eight
Unearth even more thrills from “Bones” Season Eight with all-new content! Finally cleared of wrongdoing, Bones reunites with Booth (David Boreanaz) and the squints. Although the team solves some of their most challenging cases yet, madman Christopher Pelant continues his murderous rampage – inching closer to Bones and Booth daily. From solving the mystery of a roller derby darling’s demise to uncovering a previously unrecognized 9/11 hero to stopping a pandemic, Bones and the team make one remarkable discovery after another. Meanwhile, as if the challenges Booth faces with parenthood and his unique relationship with Bones aren’t enough, his mother shows up after a 24-year absence, and there is shocking news about some of his colleagues. Relive all 26 killer episodes!
Special Features
⦁ Commentary on “The Future in the Past”
⦁ Deleted Scene from “The Patriot in Purgatory”
⦁ Deleted Scene from “The Survivor in the Soap”
⦁ Deleted Scene from “The Party in the Pants”
⦁ Dying to Know: Bones Answers Your Questions!
⦁ Bare Bones: Total Fandom-onium
⦁ Gag Reel

For a chance to win your copy of the Blu-ray just answer the simple question below:
Who would you rather have sex with: Fred Sanford, or Archie Bunker?

Lamont, you big dummy!

Get away from me, you meathead you!

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Boy the way Glenn Miller played,

Birdman

P.s. I may have changed the question from their boring math one. The answer was 0

Apparently nobody told my aunt and uncle that back around 1999 or 2000, but it’s true. I didn’t really think very far ahead when it came to anything in those days.

I was reminded of this at my cousin’s fantastic wedding on the weekend.

We drank some beer and got to talking about the good old days, when talk came around to the time I took my cousin Addison for a ride around Lake Erie when I first started hauling cross-border freight.

Day 1

I think he was around nine or so, and had just finished school for the year. I had to pick up a load at the mine in Nephton, Ontario, and would be going relatively close to my aunt and uncle’s place on the way back. I gave them a call on my fancy Nokia phone. It was before the flip phones and it had that Snake game on it. You remember Snake, don’t you?

Yep, Fox has said I could give a Bluray of Wilfred away to coincide with it’s release on DVD and Bluray later on in June. It’s open to people in Canada and the US, and they will ship it right to your door. If you have one. If not, it will come to wherever you tell them to send it.

When they got in contact with me I was all like, “I wonder what Wilfred is? Must be a mini-series about the life of Wilfred Brimley.” Then I remembered that he spells it “Wilford”. I looked it up on Wikipedia and thought it looked pretty cool, so I started watching season 1 online.

It’s fucking hilarious. Check out this 30 second clip. It doesn’t show the whole pelican scene, but you kind of get the gist. The dark humour is fantastic, and Frodo’s timing is bang on, as is that of Jason Gann, who plays Wilfred.

I seriously get short of breath, laughing at some of this show. It’s not for everyone, but if you don’t mind potty, drug, and sex humour, you should really enjoy this. I would watch season one while they are mailing this one to you. You’ll be happy you did.