A1.
Most
signatures collected on butt in two minutesRequirements:
Butt, pen and as many odd people as possible to do the signingRecord
holder: Brent Hunter, London, England (for New Zealand)
Record holder: Graham Ramsay, London, England (for South Africa)Details:
In a race, Brent scored 16 whilst Graham scored 11 - May 2003HOPE
IT ALL WASHED OFF GUYS

A2.
Most
times you can zip/unzip your fly in one minuteRequirements:
Either short or no pubic hair - could turn nasty otherwiseRecord
holder: openDetails:

A3.
Most
bras (brassieres) undone in one minuteRequirements:
either from in front or behind your subjects - undo only - no need to removeRecommend
lining up willing young (or old) ladies for the attempt - please ensure
you have their permission first.Record
holder: openDetails:

A4.
Most
'Pheasant Plucker' tongue-twisters in one minuteRequirements:
Recite 'I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son and I'm
only plucking pheasants 'tilthe
pheasant plucker comes' - most in one minute (with no mistakes)Record
holder: openDetails:

A5.
Most
Ali G lookalikes in one place at one timeRequirements:
Credible Ali G looky likies in all the gear, plus the voiceproposed
by Aaron BarschakRecord
holder: openDetails:

A6.
Best
Re-make Of A Popular MovieRequirements:
Re-create a popular movie in a ridiculous mannerclick
here for PICTURERecord
holder: The Comedy Terrorist, London, EnglandDetails:
Wolderful, if inaccurate re-creation of one of the 'Star Wars' trilogy
- starring Abu-hoo-hooEvery
expense spared in this effort - the window of a video store in South-West
London having
been hi-jacked during the attempt April 2003

A7.Fastest
to shave off every body hairRequirements:
Electric, wet or dry shave - male or female, no visible hair remaining
ANYWHERE on the bodyRecord
holder: openDetails:

A8.Untidiest
HouseRequirements:
The kind that looks like a tornado just passed through - usually leaving
a dumped car out frontRecord
holder: openDetails:

A9.Dirtiest
CarRequirements:
Needs to have been that way for at least a week to qualifyRecord
holder: openDetails:

A10.Most
Pubs or Bars Visited in 1 hourRequirements:
Must have either one beer, one shot of liquor or one glass of wine per
establishmentRecord
holder: openDetails:

A11.Longest
Street Luge on a Wooden Catering TrayRequirements:
One hill, one tray, one rider, ambulance (optional) - must ride down as far
as possible in 'luge' position or seated in the 'sledge' positionRecord
holder:Details:

A12.
Most
lit cigarrettes in mouth at onceRequirements:
Own mouthRecord
holder: Garreth Edmunds, Oxford, EnglandDetails:
24 with the help of friends January 2003

A13.
Most
lit cigarrettes stuffed into body orifices at onceRequirements:
Own body, any orifice will doRecord
holder: Garreth Edmunds, Oxford, EnglandDetails:
24 mouth only - no other crevices January 2003

A14.
Most
damage done to a car with one's head (intentional)Requirements:
Road trafic accidents do not count - just abnormal fits of rageRecord
holder: openDetails:

A15.
Largest
area of skin coloured-in with ball pointRequirements:
Own skin - any old ball point penRecord
holder: Pat Glenn, Swansea, WalesDetails:
Entire lower arm, hand and fingers December 2002

A16.
Most
peanuts in mouth at one timeRequirements:
Not recommended for those with nut alergies (not recommended at all, really)Record
holder: openDetails:

A17.
Smallest
thongRequirements:
Ladies only please - also the thong has to be visible to some degree(we
don't want to have go digging it out from rolls of blubber)Record
holder: openDetails:

A21.Most
requests made to a DJ for 'Hi Ho Silver Lining', without being barred from
disco boothproposed
by Emma EkinsRequirements:
PersistenceRecord
holder: Emma Ekins, Leeds, EnglandDetails:
5 "I wish we had it - a lot of people asked for it tonight" Jazzy M,
'Cream', Leeds March 2003