What’s got him twisting his delusional knickers over Twitchy CEO/founder Michelle Malkin? Oh, you know, the usual. Malkin and those meddling bluenosed moralists at Twitchy think that maybe, just maybe, he shouldn’t be tweeting about “ejaculant soaked tanktops” while doing voice work for Nickelodeon’s “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.”

If Biggs wasn’t trying to revive his stalled career by voicing a character on a children’s show, his adult-oriented tweets wouldn’t concern us. Well, as long as they didn’t involve sexually degrading Janna Ryan and Ann Romney.

Biggs opted to work for a children’s entertainment channel rather than flip burgers at Wendy’s. No one forced the Nickelodeon gig on him — his pathetic, flagging career put him in that position. And just a week prior to the Sept. 29 premiere of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,” he refuses to keep his Twitter stream clean enough for the “Dora the Explorer” crowd.