Adam was such a bitch that God was all like fuck you. Why are you such a little bitch? I know, it's cause you ain't got no swag. So God then ripped a rib off of Adam and created Eve, the ultimate bitch. All the bitchiness that Adam used to have in him was then in the form of Eve and all Adam was left with was swag. And as they say bitches be trippin, Eve was trippin balls for Adam and Adam was all like fuck it yolo imma cum inside if I want, bitch. There is a 100% chance that you're related to them. And as always have a nice day.

Aight y'all in this subreddit, imma be teaching y'all about the principles, laws, and theorems of swagyolus. Now many of y'all might be thinking well what is swagyolus? Swagyolus is the only practical thing you'll ever need in life. Imma be posting more about it soon so till then

George Washington is the only person in all of history to surpass the amount of yolo that I, Swag Mastah B, have. The nigga was all like Fuck you Britain this place is for the people. He made Great Britain the Pussy Britain and made them his personal Bitch. Whenever George Washington walked into a place with bitches, their panties dropped to the ground harder than the red coat bitches. And as always have a nice day

Ghenghis Khan made all the bitches fall. This was because he is the only person in history to match the amount of swag I have. Nigga pulled so many bitches that you have a .5% chance of being related to him. The reason why he produced so many offsprings is because he was like fuck it yolo and just came inside women. The real truth. And have a nice day

Charles Darwin did not immediately submit his theories about evolution. This was due to his lack of yolo-ness, however Darwin had an overwhelming amount of swag. Several years later, this unknown dude named Lamark sent his paper of evolution to Darwin. Darwin was like this dude and I have a lot in common. Lamark did not have a lot of swag to his name, but it was made up by the amount of shear yolo that he exuberated. As a result, Darwin submitted both articles and both were approved because of Darwin's swag and Lamarks yolo. The more you know, the better. Have a nice day.