At the bottom of http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/cs-060811soxbits,1,6230829.story?coll=cs-home-headlines on whether Uribe will come back or not is a gem about Ozzie not being as offensive:

Maybe those sensitivity classes are working for Guillen. Though he was ejected from Thursday's win over New York, he claims his language was milder than in the past.

"I did not mention his mom like I used to," Guillen said of his very brief encounter with first-base umpire Eric Cooper before being thumbed.

:rolling::rolling::rolling:

Any chances of getting Ozzie to represent the south side on the MTV show Yo Momma?