"I am not pregnant!" Uchitel tells Hollywood Life. Her lawyer, the famed attorney Gloria Allred, backs up Uchitel verbatim. "Rachel is not pregnant. Rumors to the contrary are false."

As for those lesbian rumors, Uchitel explains its nothing but a misunderstanding, referencing her gal pal telling paparazzi they were lovers while exiting a North Palm Beach club. "It was a joke [my friend made] and the cameraman is an idiot for twisting it."

WOODS YOUR A SKUNK. THAT THE HECK WERE YOU THINKING? KISSING YOUR KIDS AFTER SEEN WHORES? YUCK ELIN GET CHECKED FOR STD I WOULD AND TAKE THE MONEY AND TRUN HIS NOR WORTH IT MONEY DOEST BUY HAPPINESS,AS YOU SAW YOU WERE HIS PRISONER WHILE HE RAN AROUND WOODS NOONE WILL WATCH YOU HERE GO PLAY NO MORE WINS FOR YOU .

That Rachael Uchitel is strange looking. 50 different pictures, and 50 different looking women! One thing's for sure, she's had plenty of "work" done to her face. She's no natural beauty, but she is attractive. I would wonder what her personality is... that would add to her appeal. The other "babes" were ordinary as far as personality, and their looks were forgettable.

Still and all, I can't wait for Tiger to return to the links. The man is brilliant... like a genius... at his sport. The money is his... He married too soon after his father's death, and I don't care if he had 50 wives, and 1,000 girlfriends... I still love Tiger Woods, and am sorry for what he is going through. He can still be a good dad and be divorced. Him and Elin can still be good friends. He just shouldn't have got married, that's all. He's not a criminal... just a cheater while he was married. Him and millions of other people... husbands AND wives. Nothing new there.

note to rachel uchicoochy: we don't give a f**k if you're gay or straight, pregnant or sterile...or one way or any other way...we only want you to go away and crawl back under the slimy rock you came from...and take your fake fat lips with you.

Well obviously she isn't a lesbian if she was screwing Tiger Woods. And this girl has like 100 different faces. Everytime you see a picture of her she looks different. Either way I am ready for the trash that the idiot was screwing to back to the hole they crawled out of.