Reincarnating as a Siberian migit named Snuffybuttkings the 3rd whom enjoyed hitting himself in the head with a frying pan and eating paint chips. One day snuffy decided to combine his two favorite hobbies hitting himself in the head with a frying pan and playing in traffic. Snuffy was a master at dodging cars on the highway, doing flips and jumping from lane to lane like a drunken football playing ballerina. He saw a break in traffic so he went for it, he pulled out his frying pan from his backpack and hit himself in the fore head as hard as he could, dazed and confused he could not dodge the oncoming car so he jumped up and went though the wind shield, landing safely in the empty passenger seat. The driver slammed on her brakes and pulled off to the side of the road. Snuffy put on his seat belt turned to the shocked and badly bleeding driver and said Hi I'm snuffy,where we going?

Last edited by Taranis; 12-22-2011 at 04:40 PM.
Reason: Wanted to get this story going again