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82 LOTL Magazine • lotl.com STARS HERSCOPE By Kris Fontaine Aries March 21 --- April 20 Ready to feast on a super-sized, totally hot, mush-free planetary burger? As the juice runs down your chin, you'll get stuck into a thriving new relationship or work project. It's your turn to sparkle, so heed the heads-up when it comes to consolidating your fnancial future and making a wish come true. Taurus April 21 --- May 21 Mercury's miffed with how murky your mental state's become lately. Flashing headlights ahead: wake up if you don't want a career carcrash. Love sick? Pick yourself up, dust yourself off -- it's not like this is the frst time you’ve struck out with a girl. And guess who's messaging you now... Gemini May 22 --- June 21 You can't let sulky Saturn block Mars' massive enthusiasm over your fully- charged destiny. Sure, you have a loose plan on hand, but nothing will manifest unless you exit your comfort zone and take the necessary action. She loves you, she loves you not, she loves you... time you made up your mind. Cancer June 22 --- July 23 As pressure mounts and Pluto jumps on your back, avoid living out the cliché 'desperate peeps do desperate things'. Go after that cosmic career carrot perfectly planted in your path. Once you crunch on its crisp, clean favour, you’ll know that success is defnitely on the map. Leo July 24 --- August 23 You'll feel the Sun's heat on your higher- education/spiritual-beliefs zone. So how about trying your hand at some new brain fodder, or looking into 21st century schools of philosophy? After a near melt- down, you turn a corner with a relative or friend that could be an indirect ticket to freedom. Virgo August 24 --- September 23 With Jupiter charging up your service zone, you should be turning out busi- ness hand over fst. No? Then it’s either your old-school methodology or cringe- worthy love-life that needs putting out to dry. Your yummy-mummy gene is being cranked up. Should you wait until things settle, or just get on with it ASAP? Libra September 24 --- Oct 23 The cut-to-the-chase Sun/Mercury op- position won't let you get away with brown-nosing your romantic targets this time. Call it like it is and lay your feelings bare. Lap up lots of little (and one big!) luxuries this month. You'll be spoilt for choice with work options too. Scorpio October 24 --- Nov 22 Saturn acts as your social spam flter. She'll let the good guys in, while ban- ning the losers. It's a change you had to have, putting you in a prime position to make valuable contacts and bond with the classy clique. Fast-track to April's end, when ouch-factor jealousy just won't pay off. Sagittarius Nov 23 --- Dec 21 So you seriously didn't see this one coming? Things get awkward when your ethics differ from those you mingle with. Pick up your bottom lip because, Ms Social Justice, there are others out there who will get you. This could make-or-break an already shabby rela- tionship. Capricorn December 22 --- Jan 20 The Venus/Pluto square gets down to the bare bones of your scrambled domestic life. Want to be labeled 'try-hard' as you force a broken connection to its feet? Back off. A wicked physical or social activity you've been getting hot over could step up to professional heights. Aquarius January 21 --- Feb 19 It's your month to break through barriers, tear through issues and come through a winner! So what's the weary look for? You're spent from recent planetary punches, but the past is done --- move on. Okay here's some incentive: mid- month is a major career crest. End of month, expect a proposal. Pisces February 20 --- March 20 The Mars/Saturn opposition tests platonic relationships and provides disciplines to blast through inhibi- tions. A team decision culminates, but has your interest subsided after all the drama? Get set to be taken out by a blinged-up babe or laidback leather. This might be your fnest hour for love. Email kris@krisfontaine.com.au for your special $40 reading (usually $80). Go to krisfontaine.com.au.