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Notice placed in the dorms at Stony Brook University. Apparently this is a prank, but it still got me, maybe you, and definitely the people there. Props to the person that bothered to put the official letterhead on and all that jazz.

lol, there's no way they could do DNA testing to find out who's been clogging the drains. First of all, it would be way to expensive, senondly, all the semen is mixed together. Stroke away Stony Brook!

They would not be able to identify them with DNA tests.. their DNA would have to be on record..
so unless they do a blood test for every male in the dorm..
Not to mention semen only contains half your chromosomes.