Mothra and Rodan Join Forces in Republican Nomination Race

Right-wing unhuman Republican monsters Mothra and Rodan have announced they are joining forces as they continue to battle their nemesis Mecha-Trump. The conflict has seen Trump’s power increasingly grow alongside worrying levels of bigotry and xenophobia and has also left swathes of White America in ruins, with organisations such as FEMA unable to assist due to cuts by the Republican-held Congress.

It is believed Texan senator Mothra and Governor of Ohio Rodan hope to fight Trump to a stalemate taking the nomination race to the Party convention, by which time swarms of their young will have hatched and can devour Trump; thus gaining sustenance and vitality from the hate flowing through him and becoming stronger than you can ever imagine.

Meanwhile in the Democratic race Hilary Clinton, who according to numerous Guardian opinion pieces you should vote for because she’s female, and Godzilla continue to have a debate devoid of discriminatory language. However, it is hoped Godzilla, ultimately a symbol of peace and love, will eventually triumph as American law enforcement has been unable to stop these creatures, not that they would if they could, they are after all not unarmed African-Americans, so only he can defeat the hate-filled creatures of the Republican Party one and for all. In God’ We Trust.