Who would win in a fight: Bruce Lee, Bruce Willis, or Bruce Campbell? It's a tough call, so I thought I'd ask an expert. Anyone who runs a kick-ass site like yours should be able to help me out here.

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Dear Jimbo,

First off, you drink too much.

Secondly, Bruce Lee would make mince-meat out of the other two. And it's not because he knows martial arts. It's because he knows martial arts, <i>and he's dead</i>!

Sure, zombie hunter Bruce Campbell has a chainsaw for a hand. But even a chainsaw is no match for a muscle-bound, double nunchuck wielding Zombie Bruce Lee. He'll butterfly kick the brain right out of Campbell's head and then EAT IT.

I suppose Willis does have that little snot nosed sidekick who can see dead people. But I don't remember hearing the kid say "I see dead people, and i can kick their dead ass." Especially not if the dead guy is Bruce Lee.