I recently heard of a catholic communion being disallowed because they used a rice cracker instead of a whet cracker, due to allergies. I know that rice noodles are a poor substitute for durum semolina, but are they a suitable substitute in communion under the circumstance?

i think his noodlyness and his followeRs aRe not as sadistic as the catholics and theiR false god. his noodlyness is the godfatheR of ALL noodles. he made a noodle foR eveRyone of us so eveRyone can pRaise him!

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"He is not of gluten made, nor wheat, nor rice nor maize. Those who must shun such grains will not be turned away from His divine grace. His noodly appendages are not of these grains but all grains are of Him, as He is the divine and original pasta. Forever and ever, RAmen."