Tell Ceiba that two things land you on the cover of tabloids: a few fat shots in a bikini OR photo documentation of your wasting body before hospitalization for anorexia. I think she should congratulate herself for not giving in to the demands and expectations of Hollywood. Love your big, bad self, Ceiba and screw the masses.

My wee schnauzer also put a few pounds on this summer, but on her 10lb body her few pounds are chunnnky monkey. I blame all of the time she has spent at my brother's and the pizza and beer he feeds her. I love her girlish figure even as we take more trips to the park.

Oh yes, I forgot that I was to come to Ceiba's defense today. NOT FAT. She's still a tiny little cute thing. And snuggly, very snuggly. In fact I think there's a rule in the Amalah-Foodie Household that forces them to be criminally adorable and good looking and NOT FAT.

Too funny! You know that it's your fault (and people like you), that I speak to my dog in broken English. My WH HATES it. He asked me one day why I talk to our dog like that, and I just looked at him and said "do you really mean to try and convince me that he speaks perfect English? You don't speak fluent dog, do you?" Tee hee. It makes him crazy!

BTW, my cats will be so glad to hear that snausage is the new hourglass. At 23, 20 and 18 pounds, they are "robust" and proud. They is can have waffles too. ;-)

Pssst... is it true that Ceiba gained all her weight in rehab and the waffle business is just a cover story? Because that's what they're saying in Purse Dog Weekly, the AKC Star, AND the National Dogquirer.

My dog, Murphy (or Myrrrphy) is very concerned about Doggie Ebonics more than body language. He thinks Ceiba should worry more about her speech than her size. She is beautiful, Murphy says. Also, he wants me to say that waffles don't come in cans. He is confused. See middle photo for his reaction. http://elgoodo.wordpress.com/2007/09/01/dog-blog-while-intoxicated/

"Snausage is teh new hourglass anyways." Apparently I missed this in Vogue but this is very good to know since I just had a baby and am still not back to size. I should embrace my snausage, is what Ceiba is telling me? Eat more waffles? How about ice cream and peanut butter?

Um, fat pursedogs are cute. My chihuahua (who is far to manly to be put in a purse because he will claw you to death) looks like a min pin and people keep trying to convince me that really, he is one. Obviously, people are dumb. I added you as a link to my blog because I am a huge fan of this site... Long live pursedogs!

"...can has more waffles..." Wahhhaa!! I can't quit reading - or lol about - the last two days posting's. My co-worker are talking about putting mitten on my hands so I can't access your site anymore. ROFL!!!

You need to do stand up comedy...my daughter turned me on to your site and I nearly wet my pants everyday laughing...I can help Ceiba with her dialectic differences (I'm a speech therpaist!) What a gift...keep it up!