KK, made this for you.
You wanted colored text Well you posted on the OC page , but your post didn't qualify that time, so I made this for you.
Technically it's yours, I simply illustrated it, although I can't guarantee it'll get 500 thumbs das how many you need now , I'm sure it'll do better than the other version. If you want you can say that I helped draw it or something on the description, it's up to you. Although I will say this, if you do there is a chance that people who like me thumb it up, similarly, people who dislike it, might thumb it down.
GL

You have now started a series of events that you can no longer stop. These events will reveal who you truly are as a person. Are you ready? Irrelevant. First, as you step in the door to your home, to your right will be the first item necessary in your quest. You must take it to your local pawn shop and sell it for the price of an airline ticket to Scotland along with an extra $3.50. Your quest is to pay off the Loch Ness monster and save the world from the transpiring events that would bring about a cataclysmic end on 12/21/12. Whether or not you succeed will determine the fate of the entire world. After you do this, the second part of your fate will be revealed to you. (There are five quests you must embark on.)

Part two:
You will need a Facebook account for this, but this is also the simplest objective of the five. A page on the site is crippled with a little fan base, so it is your mission to garner it likes and not stop until it has 100. The URL is as follows: www.facebook.com/GummyTheGator

1.All my frieds i have on facebook are from czech republic,Where MLP isn't so favorited and almost noone even uderstands proper english.
2.If i would even do that i would be called gay Richard Simmons and was hated for my entire life.
3.GTG sleep now.