Notes From the "Naughty Chair": Essays, Observations and Spank Fiction Stories Penned to Pass the Time as I Serve My Sentence in the Naughty Chair

Thursday, April 4, 2013

San Fernando Valley Spanking Songs

The Man from Van NuysI once knew a man from Van NuysWho, strangely enough, had seven wivesAnd every wife carried seven switchesWhich Hubby used to tame dem bitchezI told this man "You sound great!Can I be wife number eight?"The Encino ChickThere once was a chick from EncinoIn love with a surfer named Stevie-rinoBut he vowed to make her bottom soreAfter she smoked up all the weed he scoredSo over his knees Stevie flipped herAnd with a boogie board he whipped herWhich made her love him all the more!The Naughty "Val" from Sherman OaksThere once was a "Val" from Sherman OaksWho to stay home from high school played a hoaxBy falsely claiming diarrheaSo she could hang out all day at the GalleriaAfter her Mom left for workShe put on a teeny-tiny miniskirtAnd a tubular top totally tightAnd painted her toenails nice and brightOff to the mall she did driveIn a '76 Pinto, her bitchin' rideBut at the jewlery store her nerves got rattledWhen her college-aged sister's friend threatened to tattleTo buy her silence to this girl she entrustedCostume ear rings glass diamond encrustedBut, to the Val's surprise, the girl shouted "Busted!"When the mall cop came the girl shouted "Hey.""This chick shoplifted. Take her away."The poor little Val began to cry"Oh please 'Mr. Mall Cop' can't you let it slide?"So the mall cop called her Mom insteadWho arrived at the security office with a face flushed redFor showing mercy the cop was thankedThen Mom told daughter she would be spankedShe shouted "No way Mom, I'm too old for that!"To which Mom replied with a grim little laughSo in her Pinto she followed Mom homeBut she couldn't help but let her mind roamTo the wooden paddle she soon would sampleSuffering a whipping more than ampleDid this experience prove a blessingBy teaching this chick a good lessonThat it's not cool to skip schoolBy playing Mom for a fool?Sad to say it did notFor Vals rarely do what they 'oughtSo Mom to continued to heat the seat of daughter's saddleWith her totally awesome paddle!