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A group of Australian politicians tried to ban it in 2008, with one Labour MP, Paul Gibson posing the searching question: “if you’re on the beach, do you want somebody with big knockers next to you when you’re there with the kids?” Well I don’t know Paul - if you positioned yourself right, they might just keep the wind off.

I know of at least one lady pie poster engaged in topless sunbathing abroad right now... what are your thoughts ?

The main beach in Helsinki is about 400 metres from my pad there and it is quite common to see women sunbathing, swimming and walking around topless there. It doesn't bother anyone. Fortunately, women themselves decide whether or not to go topless and those with what a friend of mine calls kärpäslätkät ("fly swatters") almost invariably keep the top part of their bikini on.

I think it should be illegal for the sparrow chests and pigeon walking types (complete with ironed down fringe and sham moustaches)to walk about shirtless(football shirt tucked down their tracksuit bottoms) at the first bit of sunshine in the city.