Kris Evans Is Not Lukas Ridgeston.

Yesterday, I tweeted Bel Ami to inquire when legendary performer Lukas Ridgeston would be returning to destroy every twink hole in existence (or at least on their website). They replied with a vague “Just a little longer!“, which is frustrating to my oh-so-impatient soul, but at least it’s something! I’ll now spend every hour of my waking life hitting the refresh button on my browser, hoping that Ridgeston’s huge uncut rod will flop out and hit me in the face.

Until then, however, we’ll all have to settle for placeholders like Kris Evans and Sascha Chaykin. They are both not, as you can see with your own eyes, Lukas Ridgeston… But if we whack our dicks hard enough and wait “just a little longer”, they might magically turn into him some day soon.