Lewinsky
Calls Clinton 'Lying Creep' Lewinsky has branded Clinton "a
liar and a creep," and has disputed Clinton's denoscription of their relationship
as "disgusting.""It was a mutual love affair, wrong but
not disgusting . . . I can understand that he wanted to save the presidency. But
I don't accept he had to completely desecrate my character," she also pointed
out that it was he who started the illicit affair, saying, "Clinton said
that he did it because he could, but when it started, it was because he wanted
it to." She adds that Clinton's lying "makes my blood boil."

"Canards
& Cabals" - by Carol on the Web"Horror
of horrors. It's true. George Bush II is actually worse than Bill Clinton.This sad sad creature thinks he talks to god, AND his god talks back. That's
fine until his god tells him to kill, tax, or imprison me because I don't share
his delusions..." - [Reader comments] "Short
and to the POINT!" - Smedley Butler

WAR CRIMES:Serbs
Mark 4th Anniversary of Clinton Air Strikes"The
wailing of air raid sirens in the Iraqi capital sends shivers down my spine,"
said Knez, a 45-year-old housewife. "I still remember the knot in my stomach
as I rushed for shelter with my daughter on that fateful March 24" in 1999,
she said. "I sympathize with Iraqi mothers, but not with Saddam Hussein."
"Thank God that the Americans did not send ground troops to 'liberate'
Serbia like they are now doing in Iraq," said Dejan Zorkic, a medical student.
"Milosevic would still be ruling here," he added, alluding to the unexpected
resistance that U.S. forces are meeting in Iraq.

Canada
Wants Senator Hilarious Clinton to Apologize TORONTO -- Canada's immigration
minister says Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton should apologize for speculating
on a Canadian link to terrorism after reports that five terrorist suspects entered
the US from Canada turned out to be false.

WHITE
HOUSE'S ILLEGAL ALIEN WASHINGTON
(CNN) -- An illegal immigrant who worked on the White House grounds for two years
-- rubbing elbows with the likes of Bill Clinton and Dick Cheney -- has been indicted
in Texas where he is in federal custody.Salvador
Martinez-Gonzalez, 30, a Mexican citizen, was indicted by a grand jury
December 17 on charges of illegal re-entry into the United States and possession
of false documents. He was arrested last month at the Laredo port of entry when
he tried to come back into the country. With him were photos showing him with
then-President Clinton and with current Vice President Cheney and his wife,
Lynne, federal officials said. - (Invasion)

We
are surprised that Salvador was not also carrying a photo of himself with Monica.
"Oh
sí, es verdad. Soy Salvador Martinez-Gonzalez era un amigo cercano de Monica."Oh, yes, it is true, I Salvado Martinez-Gonzalez was
a close friend of Ms. Lewinsky. Often we would have coffee together in the Secret
Service Lounge. One time she asked me if I might do some landscaping at her apartment
on the weekend. Maybe trim the hedges or something, I think..."

Osama
Speaks by Edgar J. Steele "Who can forget your President Clinton's
immoral acts committed in the official Oval office? After that you did not
even bring him to account..." - Osama bin Laden

Clinton
Doesn't Have to Testify in Suit - Carter-Clark sued Klein and his publisher,
Random House, for $100 million, claiming she was depicted as a loose woman who
slept with a politician who is a thinly disguised Clinton.

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Clinton
"our first black president" to Enter Black Hall of Fame LITTLE ROCK, Ark. -- Bill Clinton, once famously described by author Toni
Morrison as "our first black president," is being inducted into the
Arkansas Black Hall of Fame as an honorary member. The former president will be
the first non-black recognized in the hall's 10-year history. He is expected to
attend the Saturday night event. The honor is in recognition of Clinton's appointment
of blacks to high levels in both state and federal government, and his post-White
House efforts to fight AIDS in Africa and the Caribbean.

Seattle:
Two Tribes Bounced From Official Register - reversing Clinton ruling
SEATTLE  The Federal Bureau of Indian Affairs has stripped two Washington
state groups of their distinction as Indian "tribes," eliminating their
special status and reversing a decision made in the final days of the Clinton
administration.

Clinton
conjures up Nike condom Impeached US president Bill Clinton stole
the show at the world AIDS conference overnight, laughingly conjuring up the idea
of Nike's swoosh logo in the form of a condom.

Probe
of Clinton's grant of clemency to four endsThe case involved four men
convicted of bilking the government out of tens of millions of dollars. All four
lived in New Square, a Hasidic Jewish village outside New York City that
voted overwhelmingly for Hillary Clinton

WHEN A MAN
PLACES HIS HAND ON THE BIBLE - by Carl F. Worden

Ladies & gentlemen:

When
a man places his left hand on the Bible, and raises his right hand to swear to
God almighty that he will uphold and defend the Constitution of the Unites States,
he had better do it.

I think they demand he use both
hands while swearing that oath so one hand can't be hidden behind his back with
the fingers crossed.

But George W. Bush figuratively
did just that when he was sworn in as President of the United States.

I
received an enormous number of e-mails from readers asking what can be done about
this president's complete disregard for constitutional protections, particularly
those most fundamental rights given a United States citizen accused of a crime.
This, in response to my article, "The Padilla Test Run", wherein I addressed
the arrest and imprisonment of Jose Padilla aka, "Abdullah al Muhajir",
who is being held in a military brig and whose basic rights as a United States
citizen have been denied by a unilateral and dictatorial action through Mr. Bush's
executive order to treat Padilla as an "enemy combatant", rather than
a citizen who is alleged to have conspired to commit treason.

I
thought about this for two days, and I think I have the answer: Demand the impeachment
of President George W. Bush.

Nothing would get through
to this president's walnut-sized brain faster than a massive call for his impeachment
through every local representative's and senator's office. This president is so
cocky and full of himself from all those popularity polls, that a massive and
sudden call for his impeachment over the Padilla matter would bring him up short,
and perhaps even back to reality.

Former President
Clinton was arguably the most despicable character ever to grace the White House,
but this president eclipses even that man. While Clinton couldn't keep his zipper
shut and lied about it, George W. Bush has pushed the envelope of outrage to the
point of bursting. If a president denies the most basic, fundamental civil rights
to just one American citizen, he has denied those same rights to all 300 million
of us. All we have to remember is that he just hasn't had time to get around to
everybody else yet -- and that means you and me.

So
if you value your freedom and your basic civil rights as a citizen, write your
local senators and congressmen, and demand they immediately call for the impeachment
of George W. Bush on the basis that he has blatantly violated his sacred oath,
and in so doing, he has committed high treason against the citizens of the United
States of America in the Padilla matter.

If you want
to see an attitude adjustment, write that letter and send a copy to your local
newspaper.

"He
had some psychopathic characteristics; his quick mood shifts, inreliability, egocentricity
and his impersonal sex life and lack of lasting emotions. His first mock abdication
shows that he was a master at manipulating other people, while convincing them
of his good intentions. He was without any compassion for his subjects, whom he
beat up, robbed or raped just for fun. His personal friendships were of short
duration and his friends usually ended up dead..."
I bet you thought I was talking about "Mr.Bill".
TABLOID HEADLINECLINTON POSSESSED BY 400 YEAR-OLD DEMONIC SPIRIT OF
IVAN THE TERRIBLE(was
possessed on his visit to the Kremlin to avoid the draft)