The object of the game is very simple. You will wish for something and the person below you will grant your wish but will not be exactly what you hoped for.

How to play: Player 1: I wish I have a big house.

Player 2: Wish granted, but you'll be living with farm animals in it. I wish I can control time.

Player 3: Wish granted, but you can only move the time a second in the future once per day. I wish...

..and so on.

Rules: Be appropriate at all times and respect other players. Try not to ask for a wish that you think may be difficult for players to understand. This can cause the game to go dead at some points (which I don't think anybody wants). Have fun!

Granted! Ah but.. you.. silly thing.. forgot to read the fine print.The smell of brimstone.. that you can handle. The sexy thing rubbing her.. well.. bits on you.. as she whispers the tortures in store.. with a slow lick up your neck and into your ear.. yeah.. you naughty thing.. that you can also deal with. BUT.. the pitchfork being crammed way up your ass? Twisted and then pushed farther? After lounging (not you, the fork) in a toasty fiery pit.. that.. that is a bit much. Life sucks. *slides him a Snickers* I think you'll be needing this. Welcome to being approved. It can be fun.. but it can also.. be hell. :)

best believe that needle hurts you, best to see these true colors than follow one of your false virtues. tell you a secret to make you think "why is this crazy stuff we'd never say poetry in ink?" ...tell me you, I'll show you me.

The machine you whisper this into.. melts. Seems you already were beautiful.. and such a wish caused the circuits to dive into a meltdown of logic versus truth. And with this, the universal wish-granter exploded into a paradox filled dimension.