Euro Crud

Look kids!!

Big Ben!!

The Parliament!!

A Greasy Eurocrud!!

Mmm… Nordic field frolicker princess hott, Svenga. I wouldst lick thine ankles hungrily and with pensive aplomb in the fields of rural Copenhagen, and then retire to our hillside chalet while listening to Wagner and making off-color jokes about the French.

EDIT: For those asking for a comment on Corey Haim, I will only say that the guy was in some genius films. RIP Haimster.

And the dude (?) is wearing as much mascara as is the Norwegian Indian princess. I could go blind with the glare off his chestshave

7:11 pm March, 10DarkSock said...

The Thin White Dookie

7:25 pm March, 10Wedgie said...

Wonder if she’s pissed at him for raiding her closet.

7:27 pm March, 10Wedgie said...

Never thought I’d miss blogger….conflicting edits, we barely knew ye.

7:29 pm March, 10Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

Hate to say it, but he looks like the mutant offspring of David Bowie and Kevin Bacon.

Also, this new format is very hard to read. Can’t get used to it at all.

7:34 pm March, 10pv1 said...

I like the pop-up page.

7:39 pm March, 10Bubsnubsly said...

@Darksock…. my friends and I call other guys Dookies! Thanks for that one!

8:28 pm March, 10Bagnonymous said...

Boss — I’ve already rendered my opinions elsewhere, but since you asked in this thread, I kinda liked the in-page stuff better.

PS. You might want to tell WordPress that their 3D fwap ‘n’ sniff boobie-suckle plug-in isn’t working correctly. Every time I click on that blonde chick from Tuesday (pink top/red bra), I still see her in 2D but for some reason my pants become three-dimensional and wet. Shouldn’t she be the one bulging and wet? I’m confused. Wet, sticky, and confused…

6:20 am March, 11Douchelips said...

Verdict on the pop-up comments is get rid of them… it’s an unnecessary window. Main page should stay as is and click on individual post to view comments and leave one.

PS – Where do we upload an avatar? The profile page where I registered didn’t seem to have an avatar uploader on it.

I prefer a pop-up page for comments than in-line. The window is resizable (which is good), but starts out too big (which is bad) and the font needs to be smaller in the pop-up (also bad). Both these things are addressable though (which is good).

it won’t be long before douches are peeing out of their v-neck, head openings. but she reminds me of jailbail melissa joan hart…clarissa explains it all to a douche.

10:08 am March, 11Anonne Huntress said...

I think we have the frontrunner for the Eurobag of the year….

10:22 am March, 11scrotum pole said...

Test

11:03 am March, 11Wheezer said...

Methinks this guy and Shithouse would rather fist pump the shit out of each others’ swole cockks. But not to waste all that siemen, they’d use the leftovers as hair “gel.”

2:39 pm March, 11Anonymous said...

ESAD Corey. Oh wait, you already did.

2:42 pm March, 11Scrote Douche-N-Harmony said...

Mark Hamill’s face looked better before the car accident.

3:59 pm March, 11Just Sayin said...

When he told his parents that he wanted to take dance classes, Dad had to explain to Mom what that meant.

5:30 pm March, 11abdouchah the butcher said...

Ass-chest here is a fine example of the power of the true inner douche. Not a huge list of signifiers, but clearly scrote-of-the-earth. In a ballet outfit. Not good. She is serious shoulder and neck nibble material. Hopefully leading to more. Lots more.

4:43 am March, 12scrotum pole said...

testing

7:01 am March, 12my friends call me @$$hole said...

his parents let him play barbies with his little sisters till he was in high school… i see a weekly win in Ken’s future, and a pink corvette

Shades of a wannabe Mooby with that low-dipped shirt on him… eclipsing the female is not a nice thing if she’s got a dandy rack. As for his hair…it’s the visual equivalent of the famous “wall of sound.”