Yeah, that totally sucks, and no one seems to know what to do about it. Instead of trying to sell me something, the girl at Victoria's Secret (after enduring me trying on 3 bras that didn't fit) said "Well, I really don't know what to tell you. Maybe just think about it?"

Not yet. I've thought about it, but I'm not even really sure where to start. Any ideas?

Also, after seeing many stories on Discovery Health, have considered getting a Breast Lift, where they remove all the excess skin and hike the girls back up where they're supposed to be after dramatic weight-loss. Oh, if I only had the money. Key West? Or Breast Lift? I want both so bad.