I have been saying this for quite some time, and the more thought I gave it, the more I came to the conclusion. They obstruct our progress so that our infrastructure is crumbling. Without them we can finally get shit done. Let them secede.

But they can have Mississippi and nothing else. (And when they eventually whine that that’s not enough, throw in Alabama too). It’s the land that has absolutely no value to us. It has enough seashore that they can import and export the nothing that they’ll no doubt contribute to the world.

I am with Chuck Thompson. We are Better Off Without ‘Em. It’s not you, South. It’s us. We’re just not that into you.