Carole has spent the afternoon moaning about toothpaste and cheese, amongst other things.

“People go around asking me ‘where’s the toothpaste, whose toothpaste is this’,” moaned the sexual health worker to Brian as he waited to go into the diary room.

“We should ask them for stickers with ‘communal’ written on it,” responded the data entry clerk.

“I don’t use it,” pointed out Carole, who had got housemates into trouble by writing on the toothpaste tube herself, hence necessitating Brian‘s visit to the diary room. “I’ve got my own.”

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After Brian entered the diary room, she continued moaning: “I just feel as if whatever I do, I can't touch anything…I just keep getting asked about it. I just twisted it up to see if there was anything on it…I don‘t even use the bloody stuff. I‘m the only person who‘s not been taking stuff off the communal budget - I‘ve been using my own personal allowance.”

During a discussion about horrible tasks set by Big Brother later on, Carole pointed out of the cheese task: “Big Brother knows me well enough to know what I’ll eat and what I won’t…they must know what different vegetarian cheeses you can get - they get, like rubber. If anyone ever said what cheese to get, I’d say ‘not that’ and then give them about a dozen cheeses you can get.”

Not content, the self-styled ‘kitchen mother’ proceeded to whine about people making their own meals as they all sat down to a stodgy lunch of potatoes later on.