Naughty, naughty

Drugs, infidelity, lying to the boss  where do you stand in the modern moral maze? Its never been harder to tell right from wrong, says Shane Watson

Here are some things that have happened in the past few weeks. First, the “Kate does cocaine” scandal erupted and, for a while, the country was divided into those who were horrified and those who were studying the picture of her bent over the CD case, trying to work out where her shorts were from.

Then, a random check of the loos at the Tory and Labour conferences established that a party doesn’t have to be glamorous and A list for there to be class A on the top of the cisterns (hadn’t we been here before?). Everyone racked their brains to think of a guaranteed cocaine-free rest room and came up with Hamleys — though not on staff-party night.

Next, the news broke that poor, mistreated Sienna had found comfort in love rat Jude Law’s best friend’s bed, which was generally thought to be fair do’s. And that night we