What do i think of his act? its horrible every single joke is about him being gay, "dont need scooby doo..." it was kinda funny once but after that it was lame, I sit and wait for another joke, (not about him being gay) and he tells this dumb story about him being a flight attendant. It just makes me want to .

Good heavens! My favorite quotes are going to be a veritable quote-a-thon. To benefit homeless Garden Gnomes. In honor of you, Shazz.

We are Wang Chunging our brains out. (Yes, you now have my permission to change musical group names into verbs. Wang Chunging, Hoobastanking, and Blowfishing come to mind.)

The reactions are mixed as we see footage of the comics working on material, footage of them filming their individual pitches, and footage of the sad gnome bobbing in the water. Okay, not really, but if I don’t remember, who will? WHO WILL? Never forget! Viva la gnome!

Reactions and some figurative groin kicks (and I apologize right now for continuously discussing groin kicks, but I’m on a roll, and well, you’re really kind of stuck with this theme now. Sorry. Kind of.):

Curse that little focus group man and his lack of female companionship.

Shaz, I have no doubt that you are getting fan photos of garden gnomes from all around the globe - some possibly sent by the gnomes themselves. Terrific recap!

She has never been a big Gary fan, so I assume she's sizing him up, gaging how arduous it will be to hoist a 6 foot 7 man into the trunk of a Camaro. I have news…...it’s prettttty tricky.

Ahh… pillows: the impenetrable shield.

Up next to me is one of the most horrifying scenes of this show EVER. I don’t know if you’ll all be able to stomach it. My heart breaks, it ruptures in two, it gets smashed, as we see John cry out, “ha ha freakin’ funny, we’re all back in the house." The next thing he does...is just....too painful to mention. He........he…picks up the yard gnome........and tosses him into the pool!! *muffled cry* Oh why? What has that gnome ever done to you, John, but stand there and make your days merry? We close in on a shot of the beaten gnome, bobbing face down in the water, sadly and cutely, it’s little gnome arm outstretched, as if to say, “save me.” No one does. Bastards.

Time’s up for someone to seek the knowledge of the plastic gypsy. Will the clue be better than last week? Or shall we steel ourselves for “this is Helvetica 12 pt.” again?

Holy guacamole, am I late replying to this! But Shazz, m'dear, this was seriously one of the best recaps I've read! I lurve your subtle hilarities that you always work in there. Brilliant job, my friend!

Here are some of my favorite moments:

The bad news: a non-beloved advances into the final five. The good news: now, in my area, you can hear a LOT more Wang Chung on the radio. We are Wang Chunging our brains out.

Keepin’ it real, my shizzles!! You are not actually shizzles, but I enjoy my "sh" sounds and.....I move my lips when I type. And when I read. And when I play my Romancing the Bone CD, because man, no matter how hard I try, I can’t sing like a xylophone.)

Kathleen looks like she’s just eaten bad shrimp, and Gary says he watched Average Joe (he’s admitting it?? ha!) and says these guys weren’t too bright. Corey says none of these dudes are rooming with him, and covers himself with a pillow. Ahh… pillows: the impenetrable shield.

Ant, however, springs up from the couch in a very dramatic way and says that someone made a promise that they weren’t going to vote for him, and that person’s gonna PAY!! *lightning does not flash, but angst is felt* I find this amusing, as since this is not really Survivor, in many ways, Ant is responsible for getting himself voted off the isla...er...castle.

The next thing he does...is just....too painful to mention. He........he…picks up the yard gnome........and tosses him into the pool!! *muffled cry* Oh why? What has that gnome ever done to you, John, but stand there and make your days merry? We close in on a shot of the beaten gnome, bobbing face down in the water, sadly and cutely, it’s little gnome arm outstretched, as if to say, “save me.” No one does. Bastards.

Never forget! Viva la gnome!

I apologize right now for continuously discussing groin kicks, but I’m on a roll, and well, you’re really kind of stuck with this theme now. Sorry. Kind of.

Tonight, the head to head is going to be…a three way!! And he doesn’t mean that in a sexual way. This time. (But the FCC of 2045 says...yes.)

Well shall see if he does indeed shine, shine like a crazy diamond.

And yes, I’m summarizing. This recap is almost entirely made up of summaries. It is the way. The way of the warrior.

Somewhere, in the distance, I hear Sean Connery, “there can be only one.”