September 1, 2015

Politics

Ya’ know, people are constantly coming up to me and saying: “Ace, would you please share your opinions on political matters with us? So that we might learn.” Well, sir, who am I to disappoint them? So here goes.

One thing I find so annoying about so many Liberals: They never tire of flattering themselves about how loving, caring, generous and intelligent they are. And that anyone who disagrees with them on political issues lacks these sterling qualities that they, themselves, possess.

One thing I find so annoying about so many Conservatives: So many of them seem to think they invented patriotism. And if you disagree with them on political issues they will accuse you of being an anti-American traitor.

One thing I find so annoying about so many Moderates: So many of them seem to fancy themselves as the voice of reason because they don’t take extreme positions. When usually it’s because they’re so goddamn bland and wishy-washy that they just want to play it safe by staying in the middle-of-the-road.

PS: If I really give it some thought, I might even come up with two things about these sorts that annoys me.