RidleyFAQs: A GameFAQs and Ridley fanfic

It can be found in comic form here, and a spoiler-filled list of characters can be found here.

Warning: The following sections contain unmarked spoilers. Read at your own risk.

NOTE: RidleyFAQs will now be exclusively written ON THIS PAGE. RidleyFAQs threads WILL be made on GameFAQs, but only for discussion/publicity. No chapters will be written on GameFAQS, due to Chapter 22 being lost due to the dumbshit mods.

Chorus Men: We're part of the mafia, see? We took this Too Big Stone from Chrob Cave cause we heard it was worth a lot of moolah. So we stole it, see? Then that NintendoIsBeast guy started giving chase when he saw us sneaking around... as we were running away, we bumped into you clowns, see? We gonna be in a lot of trouble for this back at HQ, so you better to something good with that stone there, capisce?

Ridley: We're using it to save the entire GameFAQS universe.

Chorus Men: Yaddah yaddah yaddah. Just make it up to us, kay?

Energyman2289: Why do you suddenly have a mafia accent?

Chorus Men: Cause we gots the lazy writing disease, see?

Mikokiri: We have to go back to town, to rest up a bit and locate the next Stone.

Chorus Men: We won't see you around, bye!

Chorus Men walk away. Ridley flies back to Chrobville.

Shaneikua: ALL TO THE COURTYARD FOR A MEETING WITH OUR QUEEN!

Michaellol: Ooh, I think DIHSO is being elected!

Geno4life: :/ No, Michaellol. There is no election happening today :P

Everyone goes to the Courtyard, where Queen Sylawatch steps out of the castle.

Sylawatch: As some of you know, the dangerous team of NintendoIsBeast, User728, and NoJobBob have escaped from our elite prison. They escaped by blowing it up, and leaving behind over 100 dead Moderators. We are not safe, and I advise you to stay indoors.

From behind, Chrob walks over to Sylawatch.

Sylawatch: Our elite captain, Chrob, is here to ensure none of those psychopathic trolls harm anyone. Now, you can leave.

Geno4life: :( That was short. No actual news today? >:/

Ridley and the others talk in a group by a T-shirt stand. SmashingBros is talking to the manager.

SmashingBros: Should I get a "I gotta say" t-shirt or a "Yingle" t-shirt?

SaikyoBro: I swear when I get approved on NeoGAF i'm leaving and never coming back...

Ridley: These people are really weird.

Ridley gets poked on the back, and turns around to see a person in a poorly-made Ridley costume.

LordCarlisle jumps into the back, pressing the "Launch Missile" button, causing a bunch of Giant Exploding Pale Tunas to fly towards DeZA's ship, which he dodges all but one, and plummets into the ocean.

And so our heroes walk for 30 minutes trying to find the ice cream parlor...

Energyman2289: Where's my ICE CREAM!??!?!?!

Ridley: Oh there it is. It was right behind where we were first at.

Energyman2289: Wow.

Ridley points to the ice cream parlor right across the street, named "Demon's Ice Cream Parlor" They walk in, only to see Ghirahim behind the counter.

Ghirahim:*sighs* And what would you want, si- Oh hey Ridley!

Ridley: Hey Ghirahim, just get us all some vanilla ice cream. Also, that LordCarlisle that was with you was a fake.

Ghirahim: Yeah. I could tell. He wasn't creepy enough.

Everyone pays for their ice cream, but when Ridley reached for his wallet, he was surprised to see no money.

Ridley: Oh jeez... No money...

Ridley looked over and saw Rosalina about to eat an ice cream. He went up and snatched it out of her hands, where he walked away and licked it.

Ridley: Mmm chocolate! My favorite!

And so, Ridley licked that chocolate ice cream for 30 minutes. As Ridley opened the door for everyone to leave, Rosalina was about to walk back inside, as she had walked outside to mope for 30 minutes. As she was about to walk inside, Ridley closed the door and it slammed in her face.

Ridley: Did anyone of you guys hear a thud?

SmashingBros: Oh yeah, it's just Rosalina. For some reason she always like to spray ketchup on her forehead.

Energyman2289: Are you sure that's ketchup?

Mikokiri: Looks like it.

Mewtwo: It's getting dark, where do we sleep?

SmashingBros: Our ship has a bunch of rooms, because it can change how big it is from the inside without changing how it looks on the outside!

Mewtwo: How convenient.

And so they slept...

Energyman2289:*yawns* Today's gonna be an important day, I can tell.

SmashingBros: Rosalina can't come to work today.

Ridley: Why?

SmashingBros: Something about a hospital... probably just got got the flu.

Meta Ridley shoots towards Ridley, claws out ready to grab his neck. Ridley quickly dodges out of Meta Ridley's way and jumps on his back. He pounds the back of his head with his closed fist as hard as he can, knocking Meta Ridley to the ground.

Ridley: Don't just sit there and do nothing!

Mewtwo takes the hint and levitates a nearby storage crate and slams it on Meta Ridley's head. Meta Ridley groans.

Meta Ridley: Enough...

Ridley: How about no?

Meta Ridley: Screw you...

Energyman, SmashingBros, and Mikokiri pull out swords that have been sitting in sheaths strapped to their back.

Ridley: So Meta Ridley, how's it feel being cut?

Meta Ridley: Next time, Ridley.

The three slash Meta Ridley's head off, revealing a bunch of wires, sparking electricity.

User728: (So they aren't as pathetic as I thought. Interesting.)

User728: Well I've had enough fun time today, see you later.

User728 teleports away.

Mewtwo: That guy is gonna get it once I lay my hands on him...

Meanwhile...

User728: Hey, i'm back.

Morgan_von_veb: Did you kill them?

User728: Meta Ridley tried to, but he was even more pathetic than they were.

Morgan_von_veb: As expected.

User728: Bob still got the Stone before they did.

Morgan_von_veb: Good. [laughs]

User728: So, what's next?

Morgan_von_veb: I have nothing planned for you to do.

User728: Wait what?

Morgan_von_veb: I said I have nothing planned for you to do, User. Do you have ears?

User728: I heard you, but you have nothing? Just let them get the stones?

Morgan_von_veb: Yes, humor them. Let them feel like they've accomplished something, let them feel like they have a shimmer of hope. Then crush it.

User728: Ahh, I see now...

Morgan_von_veb: Of course you do. You have eyes, stupid.

User728: You know wh- *sighs* Goodbye.

Morgan_von_veb: Goodbye, User.

User walks away slowly, slamming the door as he leaves.

Back at the Banlands...

Ridley: So we only have one stone, and two of them are stolen...

Mikokiri: There's always the next one.

SmashingBros: But where is it?

Two moderators walk over.

Moderator: C'mere.

Energyman2289:*whispers* I think they're onto us...

The moderators lead them into an empty alleyway. They take off their suits, revealing completely different outfits underneath.

Quinfordmac: We've been secretly following Morgan_von_veb and his stupid goons. We know where the next Stone is. It was morgan_von_veb who took this one and he teleported to an old abandoned mineshaft named the Beatles Mines.

Energyman2289: And this is... where?

The second figure stepped forward.

Ravio_Yo: Inside a giant rainforest.

Ridley: Any "clever" name for this forest?

Ravio_Yo: No, just a rainforest.

Ridley: Oh.

Quinfordmac: First, we need to go back to town to buy equipment. You should come with us.

SmashingBros: But we already have tons of equipment.

Quinfordmac: Nope

SmashingBros: Yea?

Quinfordmac: A toothbrush and a paperclip aren't recommended for completing a trap-filled dungeon.

SmashingBros: Meh. Alright. Let's go.

And so they walk out of the Banlands...

Ridley: Wait, why didn't any moderators try to question us on the way out?

Quin motions everyone to go inside; they all meet at the counter, where Wii Fit Trainer is sleeping.

Ridley: Hey!

Wii Fit Trainer: Ah! Huh? Who's there?

Wii Fit Trainer notices the group standing at the counter. Her face goes from confused to completely unamused.

Wii Fit Trainer: (I hate my job...) So, what are you here for?

Quinfordmac: Exercising.

Wii Fit Trainer: No shit

Wii Fit Trainer: Because of my stupid job's rules, you're new so I have to give you all a health checkup.

Energyman2289: Isn't that what doctors do?

Wii Fit Trainer: I said it's because of my job's rules, stupid. Do you even listen?

Energyman2289: Sorry ma'am.

Wii Fit Trainer leads them over to a room in the back of the gym. She tells everyone to stand next to each other (Elbow room included) and looks over them. She points at Ridley.

Wii Fit Trainer: You. Stand by the doorway.

She points Ridley over to a height chart by the doorway.

Wii Fit Trainer: 8'7. Good. Do you play Basketball?

Ridley: No.

Wii Fit Trainer: Dissapointing. Let me see your arm.

Ridley flexes his arm. Wii Fit Trainer examines it. Rosalina is walking to the bathroom in the hall outside.

Wii Fit Trainer: Hmm...

Wii Fit Trainer pinches a nerve on Ridley's arm. It causes his arm to clech into a fist and spring outwards. A loud crack is heard outside. Everyone looks out at the hall to see where the sound came from, but only see Rosalina unconscuious on the ground.

Wii Fit Trainer: Ugh, not again.

Wii Fit Trainer walks over to Rosalina and drags her into the hall. She then closes the door.

Wii Fit Trainer: Always leave the damn door open...

Everyone is still silent as to what just happened.

Wii Fit Trainer: Now let's see your weight.

Ridley: Okay

Wii Fit Trainer leads Ridley over to the scale in the back of the room. Ridley steps on it and it flattens.

Xodarhis: You just said you knew who I am. So why are you trying to force me to do something?

Mewtwo: Because you should take your ugly face and go back to the hole you crawled out of.

Xodarhis: Don't say that, you live in a cave. Now talking about our possible homes is off-topic.

Xodarhis suddenly whistles, and the gym goes completely silent for about 5 seconds. Out of nowhere, a giant beast tears apart the wall, pieces flying everywhere.

Rosalina: Ugh... what happened?

A rouge piece of the wall hits her in the face, knocking her out again.

Ridley: What... is THAT?!?!

Xodarhis: You like it?

The beast looks like a 10 foot Moderator with gigantic muscles, and bloodshot eyes.

Xodarhis: Just a little experiment I made in my labs. I call him "Moddy"

Moddy:OFF-TOPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xodarhis: Hold on a second, Moddy. I'm not done yet.

Moddy grunts, visible steam coming from his nose.

Xodarhis: So, want to re-think about trying to aggravate me?

Mewtwo: You little-

Mikokiri and SmashingBros grab onto Mewtwo, holding him back so he doesn't cause more trouble.

Xodarhis:[laughs] Are you salty about something?

Mewtwo gives Xodarhis a glare that would make Luigi run for his money. Xoadrhis flinches, but quickly puts back on his arrogant smile.

Xodarhis: Well... I think i'll be going now. Just don't get in my way or else I'll book you a playdate with Moddy. Isn't that right?

Moddy:PLAYDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xodarhis: Charming. Well, ta-ta.

Xodarhis and Moddy ride a magical unicorn made of carrots into the sky.

Energyman2289: Aww, i'm out of popcorn.

Quinfordmac: So... after this outraegous amount of filler, is everyone ready to find the next Stone?

Everyone: YEAH!!!!!!!!!

And so our heroes set out to find the Beatles Mines... find out what happens on the next episode of Ridleyball Z!!!!!!!!!

Energyman2289: Oh hey, is that the rainforest?

Ravio_Yo: Wow that was closer than I expected.

Ridley: Yay for little effort!

SmashingBros, Mikokiri & Mewtwo: Yaaay!

They enter the dense rainforest...

SmashingBros: Man did anyone bring towels?

Mikokiri: No

SmashingBros: Dang

Ridley:I. EAT. HEAT!

Mewtwo: That's nice.

Ridley: Doesn't anyone else just LOVE the heat?

Mikokiri: No, in fact most of us are gonna get heatstroke soon if we don't find these damn mines.

Ridley: C'mon guys, don't be like that! The heat is GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

Energyman2289: Are you okay, Ridley?

Ridley:FINE AND DANDY! How are You!??!?!? [laughs]

Energyman2289:(Note to self: Keep Ridley away from hot areas)

Ravio_Yo: Be careful guys, this area is habited by really dangerous animals.

SmashingBros: Like those Skulltulas?

SmashingBros points upwards at a nest of Skulltulas. Quinfordmac starts climbing one of the trees near them with his sword out.

Ravio_Yo: Damn it Quin, you know those are poisonous as hell!

Quinfordmac: I got em... Just gotta get a little closer... closer... OH SHIT

One of the Skulltulas jumps out at Quinfordmac, landing on his chest. A lot of crunching sounds can be heard under Quin's screams. After a while, Quin's screams fade out, and the Skulltula climbs back up to the web. Quin falls off the tree limb.

And so Ravio_Yo leads them over to where the Beatles Mines are located. The entrance is a giant hole with a "NO TRESPASSING" sign in front.

Ridley: No Trespassing? YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

Ridley runs in, the rest not trailing too far behind. They come to the realization that it's too dark to see.

SmashingBros: Good thing we brought torches!

SmashingBros starts laying down torches to light up the mines.

Ravio_Yo: To my knowledge, these mines are extremely old and prone to caving in. I'd watch out.

A soft rumble can be heard.

SmashingBros: Anyone hear that?

Ridley: Yeah...

Energyman2289: LOOK OUT!

Energyman2289 jumps over to SmashingBros and pulls him out of the way of the rocks that just fell from the ceiling.

Ravio_Yo: Well speak of the Hades...

SmashingBros: Thanks man...

Energyman2289: Always gotta stick up for each other, right?

SmashingBros: Right.

Up on a hidden alcove of the cave...

NintendoIsBeast: Agh! How did I miss? ...I guess i'll just have to wait patiently for them to get to it.

Ridley: Well, now the path is caved in. What now?

Ravio_Yo: I don't know. We need to find an alternate path.

Energyman2289: I can find one. When I was born, I had this... weird thing with my eyes. I can observe things twice as well as the normal human. Leave it to me!

Energyman looks around. He points up to a small alcove at the top of the cave.

Energyman2289: There! Can you see it?

Mikokiri: No?

Energyman2289: Argh. Okay, hold on.

Energyman takes his graplling hook and hooks onto the alcove. He motions to everyone to start climbing. Ridley just flies up, and Mewtwo levitates up.

Ridley: I hope the stone's actually here and the writer doesn't pull some plot-twist bullshit.

SmashingBros: Oh yeah, like that's going to happen. [laughs]

Energyman2289: Okay. Everyone here?

Everyone raises their hand.

Energyman2289: Okay. Let's head on.

They continue walking through the mines, running into bats every so often. SmashingBros continues to lead, placing torches at a steady pace. SmashingBros notices a drop in the cave, and sticks his arm out to indicate not to go further.

SmashingBros: I think we may have just found a ravine.

Energyman2289: Well isn't there a bridge to go acorss it?

SmashingBros: Yeah... but it's obliterated.

Energyman2289: Hold on. Maybe we can grapple across?

Energyman yet again takes out his grapple. He throws it as far as he can, but it instead just drops to the bottom, burning in the hot magma below.

Ravio_Yo: Well we're fucked. Any ideas?

Mikokiri: I've got one. *glances at Ridley*

Ridley: Huh? Oh wait! Yeah! Hop on everyone!

Everyone hops on Ridley's back and he flies over the ravine.

Ridley: Well, that wasn't TOO bad. Wonder what's next.

Mikokiri: Wait, my Radar is picking up the Stone! We're close!

Ridley: Yay!

They run around the mines, following Mikokiri, and eventually run into a giant gold-plated room. Magma drips from the ceiling. The Stone sits on a pedestal in the middle of the room, as like every past one.

Ridley: Yes! Let's grab it and go!

Right after Ridley says that, the exit gets caved in by boulders.

Ridley: Are you serious?

NintendoIsBeast teleports into the room, floating just above the Stone.

Ridley glared at NintendoIsBeast and raised his middle claw. NintendoIsBeast raised his eyebrow.

NintendoIsBeast: Well well well... very disinterested in me today, hmm?

Mikokiri: No shit.

SmashingBros: So what do you want, we're kinda busy here and don't want your crap.

NintendoIsBeast smiles menacingly and raises up the Stone. He holds it in his hand, giving a "Come at me bro" look.

NintendoIsBeast: Is this what you want?

NintendoIsBeast continues monolouging, while Energyman sneaks behind him. NintendoIsBeast continues to be oblivious to what Energyman is doing. Energyman stands behind him and leaps into the air, about to kick him in the back to make him drop the Stone. As he gets near NiB, he uses his telekinesis to grab Energyman in mid-air.

NintendoIsBeast: You're gonna have to try harder than that...

NintendoIsBeast takes Energyman and launches him across the room, into a wall. He sits on the ground, unable to stand up.

Everyone: No!

Ridley and SmashingBros run over to help Energyman. He gets up and only gives a glare towards NintendoIsBeast.

NintendoIsBeast: So, any more failed attempts of defeating me?

Mewtwo: "Failed" is surely a joke, right?

NintendoIsBeast: Of course! Fire away!

Mewtwo charges a Shadow Ball and flings it at NintendoIsBeast. It hits him in the chest and he barely flinches.

Mewtwo: How is this possible?

NintendoIsBeast: Magic. Duh.

Ridley: Shut the fuck up.

Ridley charges head-on at NintendoIsBeast, clenching his fist. His fist starts catching fire because of the sheer speed of his flight; NintendoIsBeast's evil smirk slowly turns into a frown.

Ridley: RIDLEY... PUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!!!!!!

Ridley's burning fist meets NintendoIsBeast's face, pretty much caving in his skull. He hits the wall with a loud thud. Ridley looks down at his body, and squints his eyes to give him a death stare. he turns around and slowly stomps towards the Stone that NintendoIsBeast dropped. He slowly bends down and picks it up and clenches hit in his hand.

Ridley: Everyone ready to go?

Ridley hears a rumbling from behind him. Before he can react, NintendoIsBeast has grabbed Ridley by his neck and threw him to the ground. He continues to punch him over 50 times, and shows no sign of stopping.

SmashingBros: What do we do?

Mikokiri: I have an idea.

Miko takes out the sheath she strapped to her back, and takes out a sword. It's no ordinary sword, oh no, this is the Sword of Evil's Bane. (As known as the Master Sword, brought to you by the More You Know TM)

Miko starts charging at NintendoIsBeast, who is still too busy pounding Ridley's face into oblivion; she jumps right on top of him and stabs her sword right through his skull. His piercing screams echo throughout the room, stopping after 5 seconds of constant noise.

Ridley: Did... he stop?

Ridley continues to cringe, bruises and marks covering his face. Miko asks him if he's okay, and he just gives her the thumbs up. "I'm fine." he says.

Energyman: It's over... He's dead. Right?

Mikokiri: Completely sure.

Ridley: So we got the third Stone... finally.

Suddenly the rocks explode, and Ravio_Yo steps into the room, bags in her hand.

Mewtwo picks up SmashingBros tuna and holds it up high with his psychic powers. SmashingBros tries to jump up and get it back continuously.

Mewtwo:It's no use!

Ridley: OooooK...?

Ridley gets up and walks toward the bathroom. His massive wings smack into people as the large dragon stumbles around. Kidmf935 walks in with a few other employees singing Happy Birthday, while carrying a cake for a little girl.

Kidmf935: Happy Birthday to you! Happy B- Kid gets accidentally smacked by Ridley's wing, knocking the cake on the ground in a splat. He falls in it face first while RotomGuy3 accidentally steps on his head, cementing Kid into it.

Ridley reaches an intersection, not knowing where he can take a dump. Rosalina was sitting on the booth at the intersection. Ridley sharply turns toward an employee, hitting the back of Rosalina's head into her pie. She looks up with steaming blueberries all over her face. She starts crying, but nobody gives a shit.

Ridley: Which way is the bathroom?

The employee points to the door.

Ridley: Thanks!

Everyone at the table had finished their meals. They were all ready to go.

Mikokiri: Where's Ridley?

Energyman2289: Fucking hypocrite...

Two minutes later

Ridley:Aaahhhh! FUCK!!

Everyone jumps.

???: Ridley! Ridley! Ridley-Ridley!

Suddenly, a BurnedPotato jumps out of the bathroom. It leaps onto User728's table and fucking smacks all of them in the face with his Ridley-shit covered hands.

BurnedPotatoes:Ridley

Ridley: Oh, shit..

BurnedPotatoes runs out the door to wreak more havoc.

The guys at their table get pissed.

Morgan_von_veb: Motherfuckers!

SmashingBros: Uh-oh..

Everyone darts out of the restaurant to get to the next stone before User and the others.

Ridley punches through the screen, appearing on Adam's screen. His fist goes through Adam's face, and he dies.

Ridley:stop

Mikokiri: Guys, I've got a location!

Energyman2289: Where?

Mikokiri: Vikkager Mountain.

Ridley: Where the fuck is that?

Mikokiri: i dont fuckin know

Ridley: Also why the fuck is it called "Vikkager Mountain"? That name is freaking stupid

Mikokiri:stop

Ridley: So we need to find this stupid mountain.

???: You're looking for Vikkager Mountain?

A dark figure jumps down from the rooftop of the building the group is standing against.

???: I can lead you to it. I know what you've been doing. You're looking for the Too Big Stones.

Mewtwo: And how exactly did you learn about that?

???: I've been watching you for a long time, but didn't want to introduce myself.

Energyman2289: Uh, why?

???: Because.

The conversation just fades out after the figure states that for a time.

Energyman2289: So who exactly are you?

Radori: I'm Radori. I'm a researcher who studies the power of the Too Big Stones. While doing my studies, I overheard the plans of Morgan and his butt buddies. I've had all itentions of stopping them, but alas, I am only one man. But on my adventures of locating the Too Big Stones, I found your group snooping around for them. I didn't know if you were good or evil. But after your interactions with Morgan and the others, I could tell you guys were on the right side.

Energyman2289: So you've been stalking us? That's creepy...

SmashingBros: Dude, shut up. *punches Energyman in the shoulder* So you want to help us get the next Stone?

Radori: Of course.

Ridley: Well, I guess let's get going.

Radori leads the group out of town, into a canyon that towers over everyone with it's beautiful red rock.

Radori: At the end of this canyon, there's a bridge that crosses a giant fault from an earthquake that happened long ago.

Ridley: So? We could just fly over it.

Radori: I guess so.

And so our heroes walked forth into the giant canyon, with the next Too Big Stone all on their minds. Will they climb Vikkager Mountain safely? Or will they perish? Find out in the next episode of Ridleyball Z!

Radori: Well you already got the Stone, I have no point of being here.

Mikokiri: Well... the Stone seems to be racing toward us at an incredibly high speed.

Radori: So someone has it?

Mikokiri: Not neccessarily, it seems to be rolling down the mountain.

Ridley: Should I fly up and catch it?

Mikokiri: That might not be needed, it'll come to us.

Radori is standing near a giant overhang of beautiful red rock, when a pebble crashes down and hits him on the head.

Radori: Ow.

Radori picks up the pebble and examines it.

Radori: Oh. There's the Stone.

SmashingBros: Wait, if it was coming near us, couldn't have Mewtwo picked up with his telekinesis?

SmashingBros: ...Mewtwo?

SmashingBros looks to his left, where Mewtwo is laying down on a lawn chair under the overhang, drinking Dr. Pepper.

Mewtwo: Hmm?

SmashingBros: Umm... never mind.

Ridley: Mewtwo, you're the most serious guy here, so why are you laying down on the job?

Mewtwo: Everyone needs their breaks sometimes.

Ridley: Meh.

Everyone is alert after a loud sound is heard in the distance, followed by loud footsteps running in their direction.

energyman2289: Who's here?

Running around the corner, followed by a giant dustcloud, is some stupid ginger kid in armor.

Roy:I LIKE CHEESE DO YOU LIKE CHEESE I DO A LOT LOT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE HERE HAVE SOME CHEESE JUST WATCH OUT IT'LL BREAK AFTER A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF USES

Roy gives Ridley some cheese.

Ridley: ...Wot?

Roy continues to go up to everyone and give them cheese.

Roy: HEY YOU I LIKE CHEESE DO YOU LIKE CHEESE I DO A LOT LOT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT HOLY SHIT YOUR HAIR IS FUCKING MESSY DUDE GET A HAIRCUT

energyman2289: The fuck you say about my hair, my hair is AMAZING.

Roy gives Energyman some cheese.

Roy: HEY I LIKE CHEESE DO YOU LIKE CHEESE I DO A LOT LOT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOT DUDE WHY DO YOU LOOK SO ANGRY AND CONSTIPATED DO YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT?!?!?

Mewtwo: ...The fuck is wrong with you?

Roy: I JUST LIKE CHEESE

Roy gives Mewtwo some cheese.

Roy: HEY YOU I LIKE CHEESE DO YOU LIKE CHEESE I DO A LOT LOT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT SEE I LIKE IT A LOT THATS WHY I ADDED AN EXTRA O

SmashingBros: Stop.

Roy gives SmashingBros some cheese.

Roy: HEY YOU I LIKE CHEESE DO YOU LIKE CHEESE I DO A LOT LOT LOOOOO-

Radori: Shut the fuck up.

Roy: I ONLY GOT TO SAY 5 O's YOU BUTTFUCK NO CHEESE FOR YOU

Roy gives Radori no cheese.

Roy: HEY YOU I LIKE CHEESE DO YOU LIKE CHEESE I DO A LOT LOT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT HOLY SHIT WHAT KIND OF GLASSES ARE THOSE THEY LOOK LIKE SOME SHIT FROM A SCI-FI MOVIE ALSO YOU HAVE BOOBS ARE YOU A GIRL I LIKE GIRLS A LOT BUT NOT AS MUCH AS CHEESE HERE HAVE SOME CHEESE

Mikokiri: Uh, come again?

Roy gives Mikokiri some cheese.

Miko then starts to shove the cheese down Roy's throat while he chokes on it. All the others then throw rocks at him and kick him until he is on the ground. Then they all punch him while Ridley throws him into the canyon.

Roy: AT LEAST I GOT TO EAT CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEsssssseeeeeee-

Ridley: That was fucking stupid.

energyman2289: Hey I still have my cheese.

And then they walk away from Vikkager Mountain, thinking about what the fuck just happened and how they accomplished nothing. They also wonder why they still have their cheese.

Will they eat their cheese? Does the cheese accomplish something ever? Does Roy stop doing drugs? Find out in the next chapter of RidleyFAQs!

Chapter 19's title stems from the fact that everyone was rooting for it to be the 500th post in the original topic, but AuraWielder accidentally posted instead, closing the topic before Chapter 19 could be published.

The original topic got to 500 with no problem, but the second was modded after about 180 posts. The third was modded after 12.