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When I was seven, my Dad took me to the Natural History Museum i...

Jim: When I was seven, my Dad took me to the Natural History Museum in New York. And we looked at fossils all day. And at the end of the day, he got me a little plastic triceratops. It was awesome.Dwight: That's cool. Hey, you know what's even cooler than triceratops? Every other dinosaur that ever existed.Jim: Didn't see that one coming.

Angela: Hello, everyone. Oh, ice cream. Nice, Kevin. Looks good.Kevin: It... yeah.Oscar: Angela, you're more chipper than usual.Angela: I am proud to announce that there is a new addition to the Martin family. She's hypoallergenic. She doesn't struggle when you try to dress her. She's a third-generation show cat. Her father was in 'Meet the Parents.' Needless to say, she was very, very expensive.Meredith: How much?Angela: Seven thousand dollars.Creed: For a cat? I could get you a kid for that.