Cameron’s Comedy Cabinet of Incompetents: George Osborne

George Osborne is spectacularly succeeding in his long-term strategy for growth.

Just look at all the things he’s managed to grow since he took over as Chancellor:

homelessness

child poverty

unpaid overtime

number of working poor

NHS waiting times

low pay

number of zero hour contracts

government borrowing

corporate tax avoidance

national debt

executive pay

MPs’ pay

food bank usage

hospital closures

job insecurity

VAT

repossessions

evictions

energy prices

rail prices

tuition fees

bankers’ bonuses

library closures

NHS privatisation

intolerance

xenophobia

hate crimes

In fact, it seems the only thing George hasn’t succeeded in growing in any convincing way since he took over the running of it, is the actual economy itself.

Still, you could say he’s not doing all that badly for someone who spent most of his time and his daddy’s money during his extremely expensive education on all fours in black rubber pantsbeing spanked by a dominatrix.

Any suggestions however, that George’s only job before being handed control of the UK economy was as a towel folder in Selfridges are grossly misleading.

And accusations that George’s privileged background means he could never understand what it’s like to do a hard-day’s work are entirely unfounded. In fact, evidence would suggest that George has always identified extremely well with the blue-collared classes. Here he is, for example, with some of his blue collar chums:

It must also be said that having to make hard choices as Chancellor, doesn’t mean George doesn’t care.

And as if all that wasn’t enough, he’s kind to animals too. As evidenced by the fact George thoughtfully used £100,000 of taxpayer’s money to buy a very nice paddock in Cheshire for some horses, even though he didn’t actually have any.

stevebrindlesays:

I like your work. These tories need to be exposed. All to often working people like myself are far to defferent to the likes of them.Without really thinking about it they presume that they are somehow cleverer and more informed. This is patently untrue with only a little thought some intelligent reading needed to see through the lie. Your work helps this process, thanks!