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Wet and Puffy

Price:
$19.95/Month

Men have been classifying their own genitals for eons. In the locker room or at the urinal, many men check out the competition and dismiss them as needle-dicks, chodes, and foreskin-sporting cheese-growers. Women, it turns out, are much the same and comfortably place themselves in one of the three genital categories, all defined by Wet and Puffy, the web's only pussy classification site. (Anyone hungry for tacos?)

We Like to Suck

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$19.95/Month

Sucking dick can be fun (or so I've heard), but not everyone likes the taste of semen, pre-cum, or even the dick itself. The European beauties of We Like to Suck, however, are not such women. Instead of running for the hills when asked to blow, they're the ones doing the asking! With 1080p HD videos showcasing the oral skills of Europe's finest new talents, We Like to Suck is a very appealing part of Puffy Network.

Eurobabe Facials

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$19.95/Month

Unloading your ample testicular reservoir onto the face of a willing and waiting beauty is, for some, the stuff of fantasies. At Eurobabe Facials, on the other hand, it's the norm for female faces to be seen splashed and splattered with the spooge of their co-stars. Shot in 1080p HD, this Puffy Network site captures the intimate yet messy facialization process from tepid beginning to saucy, lip-smacking end.

Puffy Network

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$19.95/Month

Puffy Network is not devoted to plump women, nor those with excessively curly hair. Actually, it couldn't have more different interests: pissing, vaginal squirting, "pussy classification" pictorials, intense female masturbation, "pussy pumping", and semen-coated faces, to name a few. Puffy Network's four sites - Wet and Puffy, Wet and Pissy, We Like to Suck, and Eurobabe Facials - keep things dirty while offering up the freshest Euro foxes in porn today.

Wet and Pissy

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$19.95/Month

Urination might not have caught on with the general public the way light BDSM has in the wake of 50 Shades of Grey, but it's a porno niche that refuses to die, valiantly persisting in the name of its devoted fans. Wet and Pissy invites said fans inside an all-Euro, all-female, all-pissing collection of steamy urine spraying, sipping, sharing, and pooling, and offers them HD videos and high-res pics of all the slippery, soggy action.

BaDoink

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$29.95/Month

BaDoink bridges the gap between men's mags, pop-culture blogs, and hardcore porn sites, offering smut-lovers everywhere the chance to customize their porn programming to suit their very specific tastes. However, with minimal original content and many premium up-sell packages guiding you towards additional (but not always appealing) content produced by everyone from US big-wig Vivid to European master Marc Dorcel, BaDoink hasn't yet settled on what will send its would-be customers into a ball-swelling tizzy.

Nutabu

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$14.95/Month

It probably won't alter the porn world in any discernible way, nor is it likely to suddenly become the most talked-about piece of adult entertainment since, uh, whichever celebrity sex tape last had journalists clamoring for an easy and inflammatory pull quote, but Nutabu is nevertheless a very promising new venture that boasts openly of its 4K resolution Ultra HD movies, it's innovative shooting style, and the dozens of gorgeous European gals lining up to work their magic on more pixels than ever before. But, HD aside, what else does Nutabu bring to the table?

Wicked Pictures

Price:
$1/2 Days-Limited
$17.95/Month

Wicked Pictures is one of porn's most celebrated studios and, taking a look at the official video site of this adult industry stalwart, it's easy to see why. High production values - think blockbuster movies but with more throbbing dicks - and a roster of female performers that rivals that of any other top studio take Wicked far beyond what most studios even bother to attempt. From Jessica Drake's Guide to Fellatio to Axel Braun's Trashy MILFs, Wicked Pictures has plenty to be proud of.