Dear Labour: your election broadcast was crap. Here’s an alternative:

Nice try on your part Tom Pride . Maybe some little piggy’s spend too much time around their own trough of paradise. Time for all these wannabe lefties to form a circle & create a new consolidated united party.

Of course, I’m sure the English Democrats don’t have millions to spend on their PPBs – unlike you. And I’m sure the English Democrats don’t have teams of PR experts and media goons and internationally famous spin doctors – unlike you.

But despite all those things – you still managed to produce a crap PPB of epic proportions.

It was amateurish, cringeworthy, negative, pointless and aimed at the wrong target.

Luckily for you, I’m prepared to offer my own expert advice on what your PPB should look like. Happily, it’s so simple it…