How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection, says Matthew Inman—your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. The writer, artist, and host of the wildly popular Internet humor site TheOatmeal.com, Inman has peered into the dark, savage soul of the common housecat, and in these wickedly hilarious cartoons he offers feline exposés, cautionary tales, and life-saving advice on handling this furry little demigod who rules our lives. Along with fan favorites like "How to Pet a Kitty" and "The Bobcats" (supreme feline masters of the workplace), the book is stuffed with new stories not seen on TheOatmeal, and the title piece is a pullout poster of warning signs that could just save your life!