My, my, my, we're treating each other just like strangersYou can't ignore the significance of these changesBut you can't treat it lightly and you'llHave to face the consequencesAll my worst fears are groundedYou'll have to make the choice between the Paw Paw Negro Blowtorch and me (no no no no)

By this time I got to looking for a kind of substituteI can't tell you who I found except that it rhymes with "dissolute"But my baby's so lazy she isAlmost unable and it'sDriving me crazy and herLoving's just a fable that we sometimes try with passion to recall (oh no no no)

Send for an ambulance or anAccident investigatorHe's breathing like a furnace so I'llSee you later, alligatorHe'll set the sheets on fireMmm, quite a burning loverNow he'll barbecue your kittenJust another learner loverNow you'll have to make the choice between the Paw Paw Negro Blowtorch and me...