Foreplay the Van Damme way. First, get two chairs. Do the splits between just between the two chairs. Just at the point when your nutsack is about to split. Then begin kicking your lover's banana tree over and over and over again. When it falls, then and only then you are ready for lovemaking.

Oh. So Kylie Minogue was Cammy. I remember the Cammy character, she took Sonya Blade's sexualized thigh crushes and advanced them into absurdity. The worst part was that the Cammy character never looked like it could pull off the thigh moves in the game as a form of defense or offense. She didn't have Chun Li's build. She was stick thin. Her moves were strictly sexual. Not believeable.

FTFA:"Sometimes you let go of stuff ... I don't know, maybe. Yes. OK. Yes, yes, yes. It happened. I was in Thailand, we had an affair. Sweet kiss, beautiful lovemaking. It would be abnormal not to have had an affair, she's so beautiful and she was there in front of me every day with a beautiful smile, simpatico, so charming, she wasn't acting like a big star. I knew Thailand very well, so I showed her my Thailand. She's a great lady."

I think he meant to say "I knew Thailand very well, so I showed her my Bangcock." He's foreign so he messed up that joke.