In this spot, the gold jumpsuited Stanley Kirk Burrell is awkwardly attached to the brand like a lamprey. Hammer received much praise and even sympathy for his funny self-deprecating Nationwide Super Bowl spot from 2005. Ogilvy Cape Town says this frozen turd of a commercial was shot in Johannesburg and is scheduled to air in the host country all during the World Cup. I hope Hammer at least got a decent paycheck for his nine stupid words and unconvincing chuckle.