How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.

....oh damn.

That's one aerodynamic forehead.

quite a dynamic post. went straight to the ...point.

....
I'm still trying to figure out if this is the real thing or not. O:

Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

I call prank.
probably?

This is a very impressive troll job. Good werk. Seriously, I feel like I want to believe it.