miserable failure

Hard to believe, we know. How has he not won this award ten years running? He’s the most courageous man on the planet. Just ask him and his minions. Former president Barack Obama has vigorously defended Obamacare as he called … Continued

The circumstantial evidence is mounting that the Kremlin succeeded in infiltrating the US government at the highest levels. How else to explain a newly elected president looking the other way after an act of Russian aggression? Agreeing to a farcically … Continued

This tool doesn’t realize that if your message sucks, it doesn’t matter how much fawning, slobbering media is on your side. When you try and sell America a shit sandwich and tell them it’s roast beef, it still tastes like … Continued

Americans started tuning him out years ago. Somehow he managed to still draw the interest of roughly 24 million for his orgy of self-adulation the other night. More than 24 million people tuned in to the four leading broadcast television … Continued

After eight years of silence as Chicago turned deadlier than Baghdad, the failed president has finally gotten around to feigning concern for the carnage and mayhem in the streets. Better late than never, we guess. President Barack has “deep concern” … Continued

Fresh of his 17-day luxury vacation in Hawaii, the thankfully soon-to-be former president is sticking it to the taxpayers to the very end, and now he’ll have a celebrity bash to say goodbye to his elitist friends. How very big … Continued

Focused like a laser on the important things. President Obama’s motorcade passed through 23rd Street, the location of Saturday night’s bombing, and slept in Manhattan Sunday night — but he still hasn’t made any public remarks on the attack in Chelsea. … Continued

They might want to take this poll again after the murder of three police officers in Baton ROuge, egged on by Obama’s Black Lives Matter clowns. Things are really bad and getting worse. This negative view on race relations is … Continued

When you already know what this jerk is going to say, why bother tuning in? If our math is right, about 324 million Americans didn’t bother watching that shitshow. With news of the fatal attack in Nice unfolding in real … Continued

So, who’s up for more Hope and Change? Negative views of race relations are at an all-time high amid the backlash to the Black Lives Matter campaign and police shootings in Dallas, a new poll has revealed. Research has shown … Continued

Central to the nation’s Herculean effort to end the wrongs of racism was the new determination of police departments, led by New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani and his police commissioner William Bratton, to restore law and order to ghetto … Continued

To think the idiot occupant of the White House will be in Dallas for a photo op tomorrow, when most of the police would surely rather he stay away. As President Barack Obama prepares to head to Dallas on Tuesday after the … Continued

Let’s face it, the media won’t pursue this because, well, they never really pursued Obama’s illegal gun-running scam to begin with, so why would they go there now? But the idea that a weapon deliberately sold by Obama and Holder … Continued

If there was ever a more damning juxtaposition than this, we can only think of a guy so insensitive he’d tee off moments after an American was beheaded on video. Oh wait, that’s the same guy. Witnesses have described the … Continued

Why would King Putt need an intelligence briefing when he and Mrs. Clinton had already concocted their YouTube tale and cover-up story? Among the many revelations that will emerge from the voluminous majority report of the Benghazi Select Committee when … Continued

After the gay Muslim Democrat terrorist struck in Orlando it became quickly clear why Democrats are throwing a hissy-fit over a weapon not even used in the terror attack: They need to do anything to distract from Obama’s massive failures. … Continued

Sorry, but does anyone buy this bullshit? President Obama said he’s concerned over the future of the party he hopes to keep out of the White House. “The truth is actually I am worried about the Republican Party,” Obama told … Continued

The triumphant return of the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure. We’ve missed you, SCOAMF. President Obama struggles to say IF https://t.co/iQM4VowfqB — Jay Caruso (@JayCaruso) June 1, 2016 Did his teleprompter get stuck? And if you think it’s fake, … Continued

They were probably handed EBT cards and voter registrations forms as parting gifts. The U.S. tried repeatedly to deport Jean Jacques, an immigrant living in the U.S. illegally, but his native Haiti wouldn’t take him back after he served more … Continued

This would be hilarious if it weren’t so fucking pathetic. President Obama on Friday urged the news media to closely scrutinize Donald Trump’s record and past comments, and avoid coverage that highlights “the spectacle and the circus” of the campaign … Continued