I have an obsession with all my music so I'm planing on writing a song-fic to every song... which is probably somewhere close to over 2000-4000 songs (haven't counted recently)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (Of course who hasn't!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. (The door did open though...eventually)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. (It ain't gonna happen!)

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (Are you kidding me, of course!!)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, Ocean's Nocturne of the COCA, luvablenerd, soraroxas365, Zacheria, Althealynn-san

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it . A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever argued with yourself and lost, copy and paste this into your profile.

85 percent of the people who read Harry Potter think Luna Lovegood is crazy. If you are a part of the 15 percent that thinks she rules, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.(Who doesn't?)

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79% of all people who have played Kingdom Hearts II believe that Demyx is a poor fighter. If you know that he can kick butt and encourage those poordelusional gamers to try fighting him on expert mode in his second (albeit final) battle and THEN say he's a wimp, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. (out loud...in front of people...it made them all take a step back...then I started laughing...that made them take two steps back)

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. (grr... DIE!!)

If you ever forgot how old you are when someone asked you, put this in your profile (yep!)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, put this in your profile (everyone looked at me but i kept on laughing uncontorlably)

If you love rain, put this into your profile. ( i have to, i live in Oregon)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you think Fanfiction.net is way better than Myspace could ever hope to be in eternity, copy and paste and add your name to the list: otherrelmwriter, ChibiSkitty-donna, AquaFlameElementalist,Zacheria,Althealynn-san,

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditzI'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no moralsI'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whoreI wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandalsI'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poserI'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOOI'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceitedI'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedyI'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazyI'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamasI'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong directionI'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prudeI'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuffI'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punksI'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (actually in my school half the 'popular' people are in band)I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHAI'm MORMON so I MUST be perfectI'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm blackI'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snobI'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelonI'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horseI’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a SatanistI’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weakI am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheepI’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emoI’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBEI’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loserI care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippyI have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virginsI'm PAGAN so I MUST worship SatanI'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against AbortionI'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDEDI am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.I love YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be GAY.I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELEDI DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcastI like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childishI'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastardI'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’sI go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the timesI’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need convertingI love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak

8. Halle Linder (I think, but she's Near's helper person that Mello fallows to the SPK building... I think...I have a horible memory)

9. Matsuda

10. Misa

11. Light

12. Sayu

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

WATARI?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT'S DISTURBING!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I'd be depply disturbed because Light's little SISTER would be getting Linder pregnant because 1) that just does not seem like it would work out and 2) THEY'RE BOTH FEMALE!!!!!!!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine

Haven't gotten there yet but I will... eventually

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Excuse me while I lose my dinner.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! that's just sick!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Rem would be watching and they wouldn't see her so...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic

L and Misa? Misa is tied to the chair and L figures he's gonna die before he catches Kira and wants to get laid (I have a very sick mind)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I guess but I don't really see why... besides MattxMello is THE best pairing in Death Note

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Rem and Sayu I don't think they know the other exists... "I'll be watching you" execpt that sounds like a creepy-stalker fic

12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?

My brother sent me three yoai does that count?

13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?

No

14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five ?

MattxWatarixRyuk?! You need some serious help if you're thinking of that pairing in your sick little head. No. My friends aren't quite that twisted.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I don't and I don't think I want to

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

No idea

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

MelloxMikamixSayu...?!

Warning: Child rape and I have no idea why I wrote it and DON'T READ THIS!!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"You've been standing outside my house for a while would you like to come in"? I have no idea

19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Mello and Matsuda are together. Matsuda runs off with... Watari...*shudders* Mello has a one-night stand with Light and an affair with Sayu*nearrly barfs, then follows the advice of Ryuk (How do they know each other?), and ends up with Matt.

"All's Well That Ends Well" idk

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Watari rapes Mello that's about it.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you are a yaoi fan/fangirl/fanboy (-o-), paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. (I'd be excited if I got ANY)

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would wear a button that says "Fuck off, I'm reading Yaoi" with pride, copy and paste this to your profile (dependes am I with my parents?)

Name your fav. Bleach characters (not in any order)

1.Ulquiorra

2. Rukia

3. Grimmjow

4. Nel (adult)

5. Karin

6. Urahara

7. Harribel

8. Zaraki

9. Soi Fon

10. Yoruichi

11. Yumichika

12. Hitsugaya

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

gags* no thank God

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

If I was a guy I would say hell yeah, but I'm a straight girl sooo... O_o

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Zaraki getting prego? THAT will be the day and with Hitsu? *shudders*

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yea I'm in the middle of it.It's really good

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

O_O... *gags and dies by choking on own vomit* WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

My firend would like it but me... not so much

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Firsthitsuruki? What messed up universe do you come from? Tia would walk away and try to forget it.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic

GrimmjowxYoruichi... got high off catnip and... yeah...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

If there was, It'd be one of the crackiest pairings I've ever heard of.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Shark bites and Ice Dragons

12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?

Not really I'm the only one who reads this fandom so... and I really prefer him to be with Ulquiorra

13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?

No and no

14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five ?

No. And I doubt not only would any of my friends ever think of doing that, neither would any sane person at all.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

... I LOVE SOI FON!!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Burn the Earth by DethKlok

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning:DON'T READ UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE!!!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

No idea I suck with pick-up lines (Probably cuz' I don't use them)

19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Ulquiorra and Soi Fon are together. Soi Fon runs off with Nel. Ulqui has a one-night stand with Yumichicka and an affair with Hitsugaya, then follows the advice of Szayel, and ends up with Rukia.

"Looking for Love"

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, you just prefer READING IT, add this to your bio.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

Racism sucks! If you don't like racism copy the following into your profile:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "

If you and/or your best friends are insane, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Faithrose, Spell-A-Casters, Ayumi Elric, EmoNekoNinja, black.is.the.new.blood, animallvr682, Lizz2795, bleachUlquiGrimm, COMATOSE OVERDOSE,AltheaLynn-san

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOUR PRIDE GETS IN THE WAY OF YOUR DECISIONS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS

Put this in your profile if you or someone you know is fighting, has survived, or has died in a pokemon battle. (Me)

Put this is your profile if you too know that the Organization will make a kick butt return in Kingdom Hearts III!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), christiannerdsrule (stupid stairs...), sailorstar165 (School stairs. Multiple times) Koru Da Fern Princess( have once, very embarrassing at school), Comatose Overdose (my freakin’ cousin, the bitch, pushed me!), AltheaLynn-san(WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU TO DESRVE THIS?!?!)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus ( From real life: Half guys and most of the other girls in my school), copy this to your profile

If you are a Death note freak copy and paste this into your profile.

Only in America are we this stupid:

1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do cows fly on GoofyAuctions.com but the cheese is green?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On most brands of Christmas lights:"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Ummm yeeeaaah... isn't military also human)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

24 THINGS TO DO IN A VERY LARGE SHOPPING CENTRE

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-buy.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere.

If life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then, when life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach 'em.

To often we loose sight of life’s simple pleasure, remember when someone annoys you it takes forty-two muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the mother fucker.

Fuck 'em. And everyone else who can't see life for what it really is--a joke.

It takes fourty-two muscles to frown, but it takes only four to raise my middle finger and say, "bite me, slut"

Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"

Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."

I have PMS and a shotgun. Any Questions?

Insane people never know that they're insane. It's the sane ones you have to worry about. Because they know they're insane. And they know how to use it.

When in doubt, nuke it 'til it stops moving.

"I have PMS and a GPS which means I'm a crazy bitch that can find YOU"- Haillee, from school

"In a manner of speaking. You can stop them either by putting a bullet through the brain or by decapitating them completely." Chief Brian Irons, Resident Evil 2 Claire A scenario

if all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...)

I find "good morning" contradictory

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

'Define normal.'

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!

I don't get even, I get odder.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.

If life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

When life gives you lemons, just read my profile. There are a bunch of options on what to do next.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

Which way does a compass point in space?

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan.

The more you love someone,the more you want them dead.

And now I ask: what is wrong with worshipping anime characters?

It was an issue of religion that lead to our breakup. He thought he was God. I didn't.

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the SWAT team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But i think it's Colin.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

If dance were any easier, it would be called football.

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be "under par" in any thing else?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!

Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?!"

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?

'Hold my purse.'

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

Got a problem with me? Solve it.

Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoe.

Can't stand me? Then sit down.

If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

In that song, She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain, who is "she"?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Kitsune Onna1, YourConscience813, angelicordemonic138, Demon's Sinner. Althea Lynn-san

REMEMBER WHEN ..getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?when )m 0 m( was your heroand 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblingsand rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?remember when all you wanted to doWAS GROW UP?

If you have ever heard of International Talk Like a Pirate day, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part thatwasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that one day the snow will melt and flood the world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that when another ice age comes, most of the human population will become cannibals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. =D

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, CrazyPurpleSage, Stary202, Demon's Sinner, Althealynn-san

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.Althealynn-san

"'Women,' Mat declared as he rode Pips down the dusty, little-used rode, 'are like mules.' He frowned. 'Wait. No. Goats. Women are like goats. Except every flaming one thinks she's a horse instead, and a prize racing mare to boot. Do you understand me, Talmanes?'

'Pure poetry, Mat,' Talmanes said.

'Reasoning with a woman is imposible,' Mat continued, eyes forward. ' It's like ... Well, reasoning with a woman is like sitting down to a friendly game of dice. Only the woman refuses to acknowledge the basic bloody rules of the game. A man, he'll cheat you-but he'll do it honestly. He'll use loaded dice, so you think you're losing by chance. And if you aren't clever enough to spot what he's doing, then maybe he deserves to take your coin. And that's that. A woman, though, she'll sit down to that same game and she'll smile, and act like she's going to play. Only when it's her turn to throw, she'll toss a pair of her own dice that are blank on all six sides. Not a single pip showing. She'll inspect her throw, then she'll look up at you and say 'Clearly I just won.' Now you'll scratch your head and look at the dice. Then you'll look up at her, then down at the dice again. 'But there aren't any pips on these dice,' you'll say. 'Yes there are,' she'll say. 'And both dice rolled a one.' 'That's exactly the number that you need to win,' you'll say 'What a coincidence' she'll reply, then begin to scoop up your coins. And you'll sit there, trying to wrap your head 'bout what just happened. And you'll realize something. A pair of ones isn't the winning throw! Not when you threw a six on your turn. That means she neaded a pair of twos instead! Excitedly,you'll explain what you've discovered. Only then, do you know what she'll do?'

'No idea Mat,' Talmanes replied, chewing on his pipe, a thin wisp of smoke curling out of the bowl.

'Then she'll reach over, and rub the blank faces of her dice. And then, with a perfectly straight face, she'll say ' I'm sorry. There was a spot of dirt on the dice. Clearly you can see that they are actually came up as twos!' And she'll believe it. She'll bloody believe it!'

'Incredible,' Talmanes said.

'Only that's not the end of it!'

'I had presumed that it wouldn't be, Mat'

'She scoops up all of your coins, and then every other woman in the room will come over and congratulate her on throwing that pair of twos! The more you complain, the more of those bloody women will join the argument. You'll be out numbered in a moment, and each of those women will explain to you how those dice clearly read twos, and how you really need to stop behaving like a child. Every single flaming one will see the twos! Even the prudish woman who has hated your woman from birth-since your woman's granny stole the other woman's granny's honeycake recipe when they were both maids-that woman will side against you.

'By the time they're done," Mat continued, almost more to himself,'you'll be left with no coin, several lists' worth of errands to run and what clothing to ware and spliting headache. You'll sit there and stare at the table and begin to wonder, just maybe, if those dice didn't read twos after all. If only to perserve what's left of your sanity. That's what it's like to reason with a woman, I tell you.'

'And you did so. At length,'

'You aren't making sport of me, are you?'

'Why Mat! You know I'd never do such a thing'"

This is quoted directly (Took me like an HOUR so you better be damn happy I did this for you) from "The Gathering Storm" the 12th book in the "Wheel of Time" series, chapter 20. Mat is now my fav. character in the series. (even though I haven't read it)

Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted.

Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee

- You answer the door before people knock.- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.- You ski uphill.- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.- You lick your coffeepot clean.- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.- You chew on other people's fingernails.- Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."- You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.- You can jump-start your car without cables.- Cocaine is a downer.- You don't need a hammer to pound nails.- Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."- You don't sweat, you percolate.- You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.- You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.- You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.- You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.- Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.- You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.- People get dizzy just watching you.- You've worn the finish off your coffee table.- The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.- Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.- Instant coffee takes too long.- When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."- You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.- You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.- You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.- You can outlast the Energizer bunny.- You short out motion detectors.- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.- You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.- You don't tan, you roast.- You can't even remember your second cup.- You help your dog chase its tail.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character copy and post this into your profile

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you think that several anime characters are sexy, paste and copy this on your profile.

If you LOVE YAOI, copy this and paste it on your profile.

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard above note.

Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7.Note expressions.

8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9.Floor is slippery when wet.

10.Lake is slippery when dry.

11.Only talk to strangers you know.

12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15.Kill them for security purposes.

16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18.The men in white coats are not your friends.

19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25.Train army of flying monkeys.

26.Goldfish don't like milk.

27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28.Find out who invented the word "pianoist".

29.People are staring at you.

30.So act insane.

31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

Everyone has the right to be stupid. But you’re abusing the privilege.

Good morning is an oxymoron.

Selective listener.

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.

I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!

Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone

Please don’t interrupt me when I’m talking to myself.

“I have my faults, but being wrong ain’t one of them.”

“Just be happy I’m not a twin.”

“Lead me not into Temptation, I can do that myself.”

“I am not ANTI-SOCIAL. I’m just not real friendly.”

“No need to yell. I still won’t listen.”

“I can walk on water as long as it’s frozen.

“What is the speed of dark?”

“What part of MOOOOOOOHAAHAAHAA don’t you understand?”

“I never make mistakes. I thought I did once. But I was mistaken.”

“If it weren’t for you, I’d be a different person. Maybe even happy.”

“Too many people with solutions Are The Problem.”

“I’d listen to you but ignoring you is so much easier.”

“Don’t just applaud, THROW MONEY!”

“Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.”

“Gardeners tend to soil their pants.”

“Powered by Ice Cream.”

“It’s uncredible how well I am at grammer.”

“You see three branches of government. I see firewood.”

“Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?”

“Let’s hope intelligent life exists in space. I’m so lonely here.”

“Instant Human: Just add coffee.”

“You’re not bothering me. It’s way beyond that.”

“When all else fails—manipulate the data.”

“They say I have A.D.D but they just don’t understand. Oh look! A chicken!”

“Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for thou art crunchy and taste good with katsup.”

“Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a Q-tip again!”

“If you can’t stand the heat, don’t tickle the dragon.”

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile. ... How does that work out...?

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random copy and paste this to your profile

If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you love all kinds of dragons, including the evil ones that destroy cities, towns, livestock, and people, then copy and paste this to your profile and join the club.

If you don't believe life is fair...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile. (like ALL of the japanese words in my writing... and ALL of the names)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

STOP THE PARING WAR!!By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.And you shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

Gay marriage:1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

LightX You have a big aim in lifeX You hate to loseYou feel that your eyes change colors with your behaviorX You are obsessed. (With fanfiction)X Your intelligence is superior in comparison with another person’s.You don’t mind hurting others as long it helps you to get to your aims. (My brother does :D)You have talent to seduce the opposite gender. (Psh yeah right)

Total: 4

LX You love candy.X You don’t care about how you look.X You walk/sit curved. (I'm working on it though)X You are a genius.X You have dark circles around your eyes. (Not as bad as I used to...I think)You are thin no matter what you eat. (I wish)X You don’t have many friends and you are a total failure at love.

Total: 6

MisaYou love someone blindly.You would do everything for that ‘someone’.X You dress in a very peculiar way.You can’t tell when people are joking around with you.You can’t handle alcohol very well.( Haven't tested it... yetYou are very jealous.You can make people do what they don’t want to do.

Total: 1

MelloX You love chocolate.You were confused at least for once with the opposite gender.You always dress dark and tight clothes.X You are always second.You have a burn/scar on your face.X You are very intelligent, but sometimes you make mistakes.X Near creeps you out a little bit. (Just this much {--} see only a little bit)

Total: 4

MattX You are always playing video games.You smoke.You wear streaky shirts.X You would do anything for your friends.You use glasses that look like goggles.

X You are always relaxed. (unless I'm pissed off)You are very affectionate to your best friend.

Total: 3

NearYou are patient to the limit.You always win.X You have Peter Pan syndrome. (completely, I never want to grow up!)X You love to wear pajamas.X You are very intelligent.X You have a lot of abilities using your hands. (Sounds kinky (O_o;)Your hair is of a weird color.

Total: 4

Mikami

X You believe in a god.You search for justice everywhere.You use glasses.You are/want to be a lawyer. (NEVER!)You don’t care about following orders as long as it’s for justice’s sake.You support Kira unconditionally.All your life is perfectly planned.

Total: 1

RyukX You love apples.X You are bored.X You think that humans are… INTERESTING!.X You laugh in a weird way…You don’t let your feelings lead you.X When there’s an argument, you never take one of the sides. (depends on who's arguing or if it's stupid)X You are a little bit crazy and weird. (a little...?)

Total: 6

MatsudaSome people think that you are an idiot.You always see someone’s good side. (more or less their good intentions..)You know someone who is an example for you.X You don’t think Kira is either good or evil.X You talk about a love life that you don’t have.X You do stupid things that sometimes are good to the ones around you.You are pretty/handsome, but old.

Total: 3

Pick the ones that fit you, Mine are in bold. I have no words for this. I tied L with Ryuk. When my brother sees this he'll laugh his ass off...

If you have ever crashed into a wall, then noticed that it was a wall then still apologized, copy/paste this onto your profile

YOUR GUY SIDE:

X You love hoodies.X You love jeans.X dogs are better than catsX its hilarious when people get hurt.X You've played with/against boys on a team.X Shopping is torture.X Sad movies suckX You own/ed an X-Box.X Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.X You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.X You watch sports on TV.X Gory movies are cool.X You go to your dad for advice.X You own like a trillion baseball caps.X You like going to high school football games.X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.X Baggy pants are cool to wear.X its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.X Sports are funX Talk with food in your mouth.X Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

X You wear lip gloss/stick.X You love to shop.X You wear eyeliner.X You wear the color pink.X Go to your mom for advice.X You consider cheerleading a sport.X You hate wearing the color black.X You like hanging out at the mall.X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.X You like wearing jewelry.X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.X Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.X You don't like the movie Star WarsX You were/are in gymnastics/danceX It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.X You smile a lot more than you should.X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.X You care about what you look like.X You like wearing dresses when you can.X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.X You love the movies.X Used to play with dolls as little kid.X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (especially if it’s my brother…sadly I’ve only been able to do it once)X Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 6

The irony here is I’m a girl.

If you don’t have a problem with Homosexuality, copy and paste. (YAY YAOI AND YURI!!!!!)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

I’m proud I know half of these things… or like 10… but at least I know ONE!!!

You can finish this 'ice ice _'You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.You remember reading "Goosebumps"You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . .notIf you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.When everything was settled by rock paper scissors. Or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...And even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time."Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.Captain Planet. He's a Hero.You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.You remember when Super Nintendo’s and Sega Genesis became popular.You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2, and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.You remember those Where's Waldo books.You remember eating Warheads.You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.You remember Ring Pops.You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.You played and/or collected "Pogs"You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.. . . FurbiesSaved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.And Windows 95 was the best.You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.Michael Jordan was a king.YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.You collected those Beanie Babies.Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movieCarebearsGak was the coolest stuff invented.Lambchop's song never ended.The old dollar bills.Silver dollars, which were cool to have.You remember a time before the WB.You collected all the Troll dollsYou had to read Weekly Reader's in class.If you even know what an original walkman is.You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"You know the Macarena by heart."Talk to the hand" . . . enough saidYou always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!You remember Highlight's magazine.You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.Before the MySpace frenzy . . .Before the Internet & text messaging . . .Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .Before MIKE JONES . . .Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .Before Spongebob . . .Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.When light up sneakers were cool.When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was ‘the new thing.’When we recorded stuff on VCRs.When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.When gameboy was a brick.You did MASH to figure out your futureWhen you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.Way back.Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .or if you smiled at one of these things.

try not to cry on this one:

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him that she loved him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile. (When I find them I would without hesitation)

If you hate it when your parents ask you a question when they are mad at you and you try to answer but your parents yell at you instead of letting you answer the goddamn question, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. OCEANMOON, AltheaLynn,

If you ever have read so many fanfics that you couldn't tell the actual story from the fanfics, copy and paste this onto your profile with your name at the end. OCEANMOON, Althea Lynn

FINALLY!!!!!!!! YOU'RE AT THE END!!!!!!! IF ANY OF YOU ACTUALLY READ ALL OF IT HERE'S A COOKIE!!!!!AND EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE A COOKIE ANYWAY!!!!!! YAY COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry about that... that was one of my muses... the insane happy one that takes over my hands/mouth a-fricken-lot. Anyway you scrolled all the way down here to look at my like three stories, totally worth it in my opinion but that's just cause I like reading peoples profiles... I should stop talking now or else you're going to end up reading my life story... or just whatever I'm thinking about... which is the pounding outside my door 'cause we're taking out all the carpet in my house because... like I said I really have to shut up.

Ever wonder how Dean started talking dirty? Its genesis is here, in the way Sam and Dean first let their feelings for each other become physical. Legal-age-of-consent Wincest. Sam/Dean, talking dirty, infinitely tender love, and an actual plot that develops into a nail-biting narrative. WARNINGS: Non-graphic torture, PTSD, brief anti-gay violence, spoilers for Seasons 1-6.

Merthur. When a family from Camelot move to Ealdor after King Uther's fall, everyone is suspicious and highly unwelcoming. Merlin doesn't mind Gaius' family, but maybe he's just blinded by his enjoyment in teasing the youngest one, a prat named Arthur, who seems quite incompetent at things any normal person could do, something Merlin takes great joy in telling him, repeatedly.

Sam's awake after Death returned his soul. He's curious about the gaps in time he's lost but Dean has special plans for his brother's first night back that soon gives Sam more to focus on. *Limp/tired!Sam and worried/protective!Dean* Set in Season 6.

1-shot. Set Season 1 John's less than happy to learn of Sam's visions. Dean is furious & confronts their Dad to find out what the man's plans are for his brother. Determined to protect Sam, Dean throws caution to the wind & takes a huge risk as he helps Sam deal with the tension in a way that will further infuriate their father if he learns of it. *Limp/angsty/Sam & Protective!Dean

1-shot. Sam has always been able to push Dean's buttons. This time, he pushes a little too far. *Angsty/jealous/drunk!Sam & Upset/angry/post Purgatory!Dean* With a Benny cameo. Set after 08x05 Blood Brother. (Wincest)

He was trapped in a loveless marriage. His daughter was miserable. And they were about to meet a man that would change both their lives. Just as long as his wife didn't find out. Eragon/Murtagh. (I lost interest and gave up on this around chapter 8 but decided to finish it anyways.)

1-shot set in S3. Sam's fighting to save Dean from his deal when he wakes up one night to find that someone had been watching him & takes advantage of the situation to get Sam right where he wants him. *Scared/tired!Sam & worried!Dean*. (Wincest)

1-shot. A simple shower turns anything but once Dean learns that Sam's not only injured but fighting back bad memories that both would rather avoid. Sam's freezing so Dean does what he has to in order to warm his brother up in both body and soul as they also start to heal some rifts between them. (Wincest) Dean & Dean. Contains some spoilers to 09x17 Mother's Helper.

Mihael was adopted into Mail's family at a young age, only to suffer from the wrath of Mail's abusive father. The boys stood side-by-side through many trials, ending up at Wammy's House - but, when Mello disappears, can Matt find him? Who is Kira? And how will they stop him? Journal-style narrative of the events of Death Note, beginning to the very end.

1-shot. The Mark on Dean's arm is acting up & it's causing Dean to do some things he doesn't remember. When he does, it's up to Sam to finally understand the strange message he's been given & up to Dean to accept his brother's surrender. (Dean/Sam) Wincest. Set Season 9. Minor/slight dark!Dean but a very receptive/only slightly worried!Sam. *See Warning*

1-shot prompt fill. S6. Sam's running wild. Dean catches up to find his brother in a state that he doesn't care for. When he steps in to take control after learning it's what Sam wants they find that perhaps the key to returning Sam's soul isn't that hard as they an/Sam) *Angry/upset/wary!Dean & Drugged & soulless Sam that's rather agreeable for once* Wincest

1-shot. Pre-Series. Sequel to 'A Call Home'. Dean and Sam agreed to meet in a motel days after a certain phone call. Now they're together for the first time in 8 months & Sam learns just what his big brother has in store for him while Sam starts to make plans of his own. (Dean/Sam) Wincest.

1-shot. Things between them are tense so a fight was bound to happen only when Winchesters fight the making up gets more interesting even when secrets come to light that neither of them expected. (Dean/Sam) Wincest *Frustrated/testy/snarky!Dean *slightly limp/very angsty/upset!Sam* Spoilers for 09x12 Sharp Teeth.

1-shot. Pre-Series. Sam's been at college for eight months when he makes a call to Dean's phone out of the blue that soon turns Dean's world and head upside down as his little brother reveals something he hadn't been expecting & that soon leads to a very different sort of call. (Dean/Sam) Wincest. Pure schmoopy fluff PWP.

1-shot. Dean gets a call from Sam that reminds him of what's important when he's also reminded that sick & hurt his brother talks a lot. Ticked off & worried, Dean returns to the bunker to see what's been done in his absence & also to see that it might take more than angel healing to put Sam back on the right path. *Sick/limp!Sam & Worried/upset/annoyed/Dean* (Dean/Sam. Wincest)

Prompt: Set around season 4 or 5, with Sam and Dean fighting, with Sam jealous about Cas even though there's nothing to be jealous over, trying to make Dean jealous with Ruby, fighting his urge to jump into Dean's arms. And knotting. And bottom!Sam. And poppers. And a plug as "punishment."

Tavros Nitram is a disabled teenager who is succumbed to bullying and has terrible self-confidence. It's only when he meets a strange man named Gamzee Makara that his life begins to take a turn for the better. AU, rated M for language/sexual content. (Edit: ON HIATUS!)

The world is coming to an end at the hands of Sam, boy-king of hell and current ruler of the world. It's up to his brother, Dean, to find a way to put a stop to the killing of innocent lives. What is Dean willing to sacrifice? Part 1 in the 'Miserere mei, Deus' series.

When Sam kills a monster he gets cursed with the ability to have the answer to any question. He decides it's time to learn more about his brother, but he may regret asking. Warnings: Child abuse (not by John)

Considering he's in a monogamous relationship with Sam, Dean should really understand that it's not okay to flirt at a bar. Not even for fun, not even when it doesn't mean anything. But he doesn't, and Sam decides that he needs to teach him a lesson. Request. WARNING: Contains Wincest, dominant!Sam, submissive!Dean, bondage, orgasm denial, toy use, and other BDSM themes.

There are two new guys in your apartment block. They're hot. Maybe a bit old—over thirty, you guess—but they are the kind of men people always compare to fine wine, getting better with age and all that crap. [Wincest, features M/M slash and a bit of smut, more warnings inside]

1-shot. An injury & a misunderstanding causes Dean to face that some choices might not be in Sam's best interest. His hesitance in resuming the other side of their lives due to Ezekiel's presence causes Sam to doubt things & as Sam's health suffers Dean must make another choice. *Limp/bruised!Sam & Worried/concerned/protective!Dean* Ezekiel cameo. (Dean/Sam) Wincest.

Mystery Spot Tag. "Whoever said Dean was the dysfunctional had never seen you with a sharp object in your hands. Holy, Full Metal Jacket." Spoilers for Mystery Spot. After the a few dozen days watching his brother die over and over again, Sam gets angrier. By the 200th time? He starts getting angry and desperate; maybe if Sam dies, this loop'll break. Rated Mature.

"Sam can remember exactly how the three of them became what they are now." Sam has always felt the need to submit, but when it had started to threaten his resolve against saying yes he'd known he was playing a dangerous game. Only Castiel had saved him leading into something Sam had never thought possible. Oneshot BDSM slash. Castiel/Sam leading into Castiel/Sam/Dean.

1-shot. Fighting exhaustion, guilt, worry and hallucinations of Lucifer, Sam finally has enough one night and is driven to the breaking point. When Dean finds him, it's not only the shock of what was happening that hits him but also a secret that Sam's kept that forces him to either face one of his own or lose his brother for good. *Limp/depressed/suicidal!Sam & Worried/angsty!Dean

AU, Sequel to "Haunted" - M/E In Alagaësia mythological creatures didn't exist sorely in stories; they were real. And Eragon was about to realise just how real the consequences of meeting one was. Rated for Mpreg, Slash, and Language

1-shot. Hurt on a hunt leaves Dean blind & facing accepting things he doesn't like, including a secret he must reveal to Sam if he plans to fully accept the risk of never seeing again. Accepting this also means learning what Sam's been hiding for year & leaves both brother reeling.*Blind/testy/surprised!Dean & Caring/protective!Sam* (Dean/Sam) Wincest first time. Set after 06x14.

1-shot. 2014 Dean returns to his time and must yet face a healed & fixed world while his brother remains damaged from Lucifer's possession. He must either try to change his hard ways to help Sam heal or leave things as they are. He soon learns that perhaps Sam isn't as damaged as he was led to believe. *Hurt/sick/annoyed!Sam & limp/tense!Dean *loosely set in End-verse. Wincest

A ficlet wherein Sam and Dean discover they are actually married in the eyes of God This takes place several days after the scene in the church at the end of Season 8 where Dean tells Sam there's nothing he'd put in front of Sam. Wincest. Sam/Dean.

This is pure PWP. Dean wakes up to find some unexpected but not unknown visitors had gotten the jump on him and Sam with the help of an equally unexpected feathered Angel. Some kink involved and of course Wincest. (Dean and Sam).

Thane Krios watches Commander Shepard devour a certain human "delicacy". [Oneshot] Set after the events of the Suicide mission. Rated M due to adult language. (Kind of rushed because I just thought of it last night XD)

As RoboSam he can't bring himself to care of feel about anything but is there still one thing that Sam wants to feel and care about? Dean misses the physical connection but feels helpless with Sam's inability to care or feel. One night Sam asks Dean to show him how to care. Will Dean? Can being soulless keep Sam from feeling anything for the one person he really longs to? (Dean/Sam

Sam's coming down from his second bout with demon blood. He's locked up with hallucinations that make him wonder how much of this is real or fake as Dean tries to bring him down in the best way he knows how: to make Sam want something more than the blood. (Dean/Sam) *Set after My Bloody Valentine*

Sam is eleven when Mary dies. He's thirteen when he tries on one of her dresses for the first time. And he's fifteen when Dean shows up to complicate his life. [Dean/Sam, boys are not related, cross-dressing (but not in the kinky way), smut, angst and fluff. COMPLETE]

A one-shot set just before Priority:Earth. With the Crucible and the allied fleets ready, Commander Terra Shepard is now heading the vanguard to retake Earth. But before she arrives, an unexpected gift from a friend makes her all the more determined to succeed. Shrios pairing.

In brief: this is what happens when Page starts extrapolating ideas from Thane's alternate appearance options in the game, and then throws Thane and Shep together to... hm... explore the matter. Thane/Shep, early romantic encounter, happens mid-ME2.

The Espada have been charged with following the soul reapers that have appeared in Karakura town and unfortunately both Ulquiorra and Grimmjow have managed to piss Aizen off enough to be stuck with the worst shifts together. The holiday season isn't helping the matter either but could a relationship bloom in the cold days leading up to Christmas? (X-mas challenge/ picture not mine)

Take one alluring drell assassin, mix with one enticing human warrior. Douse generously with sexual tension, add a pinch of necessity; stir then stand back and await fireworks. Warning: Recipe promises to be explosive.

Part2 of The Story of You and Me. Elizabeta must choose between her marriage with Roderich or to be with Gilbert. As she uncovers the truth set before her will she have the strength to leave what she has always known for a life she may have always wanted?

Sequel to Locked in Love. When Roy's parents come to visit, can his and Edward's love last when they don't know even know he's gay? What happens when they bring a girl into all of this? Can they make it to the wedding day without it all falling to pieces? [RoyEd Yaoi Slash] Epilogue is now up!

While visiting Afterlife to seek out a mercenary target, Thane suggests some dancing lessons for Shepard - but when his demonstration actually begins to involve the mercenary in question, things get a little more complicated. Set partway through ME2, starring the same iteration of Shepard as in Flashpoint, also posted here.

THIS IS THE COMPLETE SERIES, WITH THE BRAND-NEW CHAPTER 8 WRITTEN ON 9/16/12. Dean likes Sam in pretty pink panties. Sam loves it too. So much so that he decides to give Dean a big surprise. Wincest. Sam/Dean. Crossdressing. Please don't read if you dislike mature subject matter.

Despite the fact that Sam's been the dominant one since they began this thing they do, he's harbored a secret desire for a very long time. Dean's not the only Winchester that needs it a little rough sometimes, and the time is finally right for Sam to ask for what he needs. Wincest. Sam/Dean.

John was a gladiator until he got injured. To spare his life, Mycroft gave him to his brother, Sherlock, who never knew why he had accepted John in the first place. They grow closer, over time, and one day Sherlock lets slip - he never had a pleasant sexual experience. John wants to change that. Sherlock AU. Johnlock. Rated M for naughty reasons.

Warnings: Wincest. Mpreg. An encounter with a witch leaves Dean in a disturbing predicament. The relationship he shares with his brother will be put to test, and everything he thought he could control in his life will be changed forever.

Uther was an unkind and fearful king. So much so even his own son Arthur feared him. From all the years of torture and abuse, Arthur just wanted it to end. About to give up,destiny and fate came to the princes rescue. WARNING ABUSE

A journey of heart break, confessions and realization. Will their relationship be able to last outside the walls of a convention center? MxM. Yaoi. Shonen-ai. Lemon. Sequel to Convention. — DISCONTINUED.

A collection of Murtagh x Eragon one-shots much like 'The Unlikely Hero' series. No#3: Storming. Eragon's having a hard life, what with university, a crazy best friend, a crazy good friend, a brute of a best friend's boyfriend and an extremely attractive man living in the apartment across that hall.

Bruce is getting too old for this. There are other heroes in Gotham now, ones with a face. He supposed he knew all along it couldn't last. Mentioned character death, some slight pairings speckled throughout

ME2. Shepard, Thane, Miranda, Jacob, Tali, and Garrus go to a party held by the Alliance Elite. Unfortunately Tali, Garrus, and Thane aren't exactly invited, being non-humans. But if anyone can get through this, it's the crew of the Normandy SR-2. Maybe they can even teach those humans a few things. Fem!Shepard/Thane, slight Jacob/Miranda and Garrus/Tali

When Arthur sets out on a hunt with his knights he finds more than he could have ever hoped for. One who was about to change the Prince's life forever. Birthday fic for my friend dris. Happy birthday :D

"Why do our hearts flutter around certain people? Why do we feel a tugging in the depths of our chests? Our wings were identical, feathers of the same pair. They are always struggling to find their other mate." Johnlock. Fusion with the legend behind the Red String of Fate.

audacious ôˈdāSHəs adjective 1 showing a willingness to take surprisingly bold risks: a series of audacious takeovers. 2 showing an impudent lack of respect: an audacious remark. Four's POV of Capture the Flag night. Probably overdone, but I tried to really delve into his thoughts, so check it out?

She feels incredible, the lights are so bright, and the sound of his breathing - ever little gasp and moan resounds in her ears; the club music seems to disappear entirely. All that matters is this drell pressed against her, his hands on her and god she has got to get him out of that jacket. Thane/FShep. AU. Oneshot.

"Yes Master, thank you Master." And John obediently followed his new owner into the bedroom, thanking Moriarity silently in his head. He was Sherlock's loyal pet and nothing would stop him from always coming back for more." Sherlock/John sequel to Loyal Pet. Small D/s relationship

He's the only one who gets to call him that, and when he stops, Sam feel like he's withering inside. Lucifer has risen and Ruby has run away, but rogue angels and a legion of demons are still the least of his worries. He just wants his brother ...

Time only heals the wounds in flesh. The ones on the soul need more. When their immovable centre starts to come apart, someone must provide her a safe port in the storm, or she will do what all others have failed to. She will destroy herself. Revised.

Gamzee is sturggling to except the fact that his almost lover Tavros is gone. This is a sad touching story but will have you saying 'awww'. sorry that this is my first fan fiction, I promise this is cute ;A;

Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.

Dave had been away since Friday night because of some business stuff of Bro's, now that he's back he explains to John why it was awful. John/Dave/John, masturbation, phonesex, erotic asphyxiation, graphically depicted wet dream.

Dave's leaving for college, and his last night living with his brother goes better than he expected it to. Oneshot Bro/Dave, Stridercest, SAD SAD SAD weeeeeh lemon lemon lemon lemons in the shower and lots of Angst, Did I mention sadness?

Because you can't have bone-shattering orgasms all the time. If you did, you'd never leave the motel room, things wouldn't get hunted, people wouldn't get saved, and the family business would go to hell. A follow-up to Mine. Sam/Dean. This means Wincest.

Cantarella… why did that ring a bell? wasn't it a drug a prince used to dope a princess so he could have his way with her? wait, WHAT! why did Krory give me a frigging sex drug! yaoi, mostly fluff. Allen X Lavi!

Sequel to Master And Emissary. After the fall of Uther, Mercia finds itself home to those fleeing the new tyrant king, and Arthur strengthens his ties to the Mercian Court. Merlin knows that the worse is yet to come...and that someone is going to die.

He tipped and stumbled, but somehow regained some sort of balance and situated his feet firmly beneath him. He finally looked at the boy in his arms, heart skipping a beat as he sucked in a deep breath. Motherfuck- Now miracles were falling from the sky?

set in 1690's, British American colonies.A man with blonde hair and blue eyes, falsely accused of witchcraft, is dragged through Salem, sentenced to burn at the stake. All the while, the true witch of Salem watches. USUK. T for blasphemy.

Makarin gave one last glance at the miracle-rust blood and saw a smile spread across his handsome face, and miracles fluttered in his chest. WARNINGS: SMUT, YAOI, ANCIENT PBnJ, ANGST, ETC. OMG I apologize I didn't even realize the mess up with the rating

AU. Unrelated Sam/Dean. Dean Singer is a cop that finds a Submissive freaking out. Sam is the Submissive and finds the Dom he is looking for when Dean finds him. Sam is being pursued by ex-lover. Dean wants him anyway. Dom/Sub Winchester Love Story!

Vriska has been giving Tavros a hard time lately now that the weather has been so bad. Gamzee has been talking to Tavros more lately and they have been kicking the rude elixer. If you hadn't already observed from the title. This contains GamzeeXTavros. One-Shot.

"My teacher was a spiritual man. He taught me many things beyond how to grant swift and merciful death. He used to… guide me through meditation." He pauses. "If you would like, Shepard, I could do the same for you." Guided meditation. Oneshot.

Canon era AU, M/A. On the Mercian border, Arthur is separated from his knights and trapped in a place that seems to balance between dream and reality. To regain his freedom he must put his trust in one of Lord Bayard's men - a man named Merlin.

Vampire AU. Merlin is the first vampire with the ability to walk in the sun and is sent off to Camelot on a mission to kill the royal family. What he wasn't expecting was to fall in love with the human prince. Warnings inside. Slash.

"It was only three seconds of hesitation, but it told Arthur everything." Merlin's been lying about his age to Arthur, who he's been flirting with online. What happens when they meet in RL? Will Arthur be charmed despite the lie, or will he walk away?

You know you shouldn't hurt him. You just can't get the thought of him writhing under you while covered in his own filthy rust blood out of your head. Summoner X Grand High Blood. M. Bonebulge and Nooks. Oral. Hatesex.

AU. Incubus!Sam/Incubus!Dean. Sam and Dean are in love and Dean is not dealing well, per usual. Sam is tired of his indecision and gives him a choice, love him or he'll get over him. What will Dean choose? And will it cost him Sam? One Shot Fan Fic.

AU.Unrelated Demon!Sam/Demon!Dean/Demon!John/Demon!Adam/Fallen Angel!Castiel/Fallen Angel!Gabriel/Demon!Bobby. The showdown in Stoll's Cemetery took Sam and Adam, but it also took Dean. They spend too much time in Hell and find themselves changed forever.

Ever wonder why Arthurs teeth stick out on the corners? Ever wonder why Merlin wears a hankercheif? I have and this is what I though off. Read and youll find their deepest darkest secrets. SLASH! OOC Arthur

ONESHOT: Dom!Sherlock and Sub!John, written for livejournal prompt. Sherlock returns to John three years after The Reichenbach Fall, to find that his emotionally damaged pet still wears the collar he gave him. M Johnlock smut!

The Pendragons are one of the most influential families in the European mafia. Arthur, heir to the Pendragon clan and vicious misanthrope, leads a life fraught with blood, sex and violence - until he meets Merlin, the only man more powerful than he is.

Laven One-shot. It happened! It finally happened! I've been waiting years- fine, a year and a half- for this chance! Allen Walker finally broke up with Yu Kanda. Did I mention it took a year and a half? AU. Based off 'My Girl's Ex-Boyfriend.' Some OOC on Allen's part. Fluff. No plot. I have no idea why you'd read it.

Sequel to Master And Prince. Camelot's Emissary Court is returning to Mercia, reminding all how fragile the truce between them truly is. And then, as expected, a declaration of war is issued...yet from neither Camelot nor Mercia. Now enemies must unite.

Samantha's journey into who she wants to be, both inside and out, and how it changes the Winchester family irrevocably. Part of the Good-Girls!Verse, the sequel/prequel "Good Girls Do…" is set in the middle of Part 4 of this story.

Written for a prompt: Now that John and Sherlock are an internet phenomenon, fan sites devoted to them are cropping up. What happens when they find a few? And how will they react to fan fiction that pairs them together? Pre-slash to slash

Dark Fic! Wincest! Our boys are not only psychopathic,serial killers,and hitmen. But,turns out, Azazel has plans for our boys, has had for years, Bobby, too. All it took was dripping demon blood and some gentle persuasion.

Wincest! The Winchesters have been to Hell and back so many times. Somewhere along the way, they fell in love...with each other. This is how their reunions and lives could have played out if they had done that. Language, sexual content, Graphic Imagery

The story of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson told from a unique point of view: John's newly recruited guardian angel. Meet the guardians of Scotland Yard, the demon behind Moriarty, and the angel responsible for the World's Greatest Detective.

The treck to Gamzee's house is a long one and Tavros has a hard time making it in his four wheeled device. So Gamzee promises that he won't have to make it and that he'll come and visit the rust blood instead! Gamzee/Tavros Smut, don't like don't read.

Dean finally gets fed up with people assuming he and Sam are a couple, and goes along with it while booking a room. Turns out, the receptionist is a voyeur and Sam's willing to play along. Explicit Wincest.

Allen has hidden his birthday from everyone at the orphanage since day one, Lavi finds out and wants to surprise Allen before he leaves out of Allen's life. Of course the orphanage has rules about sneaking out. "Happy Birthday Allen.." Yaoi. Laven. AU

This is a short oneshot about a cute night at the post-scratch Strider household. It's from Baby Bro's point of view and of course Dave Strider is there. This was actually written for a tumblr write-a-story-in-my-askbox for feastings aka feastmas.

The Sufferer kneels beneath you, his own cancerous blood painted upon his cheeks. You sit upon your throne, gazing down at him and reach out, gripping him by the hair and tilting his head back to meet his ever defiant eyes. Ancestors, Highblood/Sufferer

"Joan steps into the closet and stretches up, not bothering to hold the door open; the closet door slams shut as a gust of wind trails through the flat." A fill on the Sherlock kink meme for fem!Watson and John. Sherlock finds his way in there as well.

I found myself gripping his hand tighter, no longer even bothering to fight back. My mind was a jumbled mess of 'get off of me' and 'please for the love of god don't stop'. AU. Human Tavros and Gamzee. Rated M for obvious reasons o3o

As he negotiates his way through Arthurian Camelot, Merlin yearns for a life lived a thousand years in the future-a life where he will finally have what he most deeply desires. A reincarnation fic with a twist. Spoilers through S 4. Arthur/Merlin.

Merlin and Arthur go to the same school and their bedroom windows face each other. Before, Arthur didn't know Merlin existed but now he's his best friend even though they've never talked face to face. What will happen when they do? AU CONTAINS SEXY TIME.

either everyone will love this or come after me with shitty refrigerated swords meh. either way basicly Bro finds out Dave has some serious kninks and teaches him a few new ones, warnings of breath play, dirty talk extremely smutty smut and smuppets

At age thirteen Aradia Megido's life is destroyed, but in the process she gains powers she never could have imagined. Her world in ruins, she decides to use those powers to become a superheroine so at least something good can come of it. Superhero AU.

One-shot! Nellis, Frochelle. Halloween parties aren't Nick's thing, it's Ellis's. But when they go to their dear friends house for a Halloween Party, puns and funs are a'plenty! Meant for the people who love these pairings! ENJOY! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

The Empire has fallen, and Galbatorix is defeated...but can Eragon find his soulmate, be it dwarf, elf or haystack? It's not very likely when you're surrounded by Urgals and fancy your brother! And why does Arya keep trying to get him in bed? Oneshot

Some of the most precious things can be completely unintened and chages lives forever. Sequal to Violets and Feel the Rain. Set Nine years later. Contains some corse language and mild adult themes. No Lemons

October 19. Three years ago, four survivors fought their way for survival and were rescued. Now, three years later, they are all about to meet again after not seeing or hearing from each other for more than two years. I don't own the L4D characters.

Here I am today, looking from a distance at the souls waiting in the purgatory. I trust Saint Peter for allowing only the right ones to cross the gates of Heaven. But today I am touched. And Saint Peter is undecided, for the first time in his life.

Oh God, what have I done? "It's storytime in the Veil, and Gamzee and Terezi have decided to do a collaboration. Vriska is reading it aloud, and everyone is sitting there listening in dumbstruck silence."

Historical AU: Dean returns to England in 1337 to his father on the run where he meets tall gorgeous Sam Campbell. Tale of betrayal, family fall outs, battles, lies and the sexiest love to hit the 14th century English court. Slash.

What would have happened if Yamamoto decided to invade Las Noches the night Ichigo went to save Orihime and there was an attempted revolution in Las Noches? This story is the answer. IS BETTER THAN SUMMARY

My life sucks. Gay roommate, no food in the fridge, I hate my university major but I'm too stubborn to do anything about it, and...oh, hey, that barista over there is pretty cute. GrimmUlqui, coffee shop romance, T for language

One-shot. Nellis! Ellis annoys Nick with something that has caught his eye which bothers Nick down to the core at how immature he is...handling it. Enjoy, you guys! No flaming, only meant for the people who love this pairing!

Shirotsuki-Tenchi: Ordered by Aizen all the Espada are forced to write within a journal. Follow Grimmjow as he writes about his crazy and insane life as an Espada. Because with a base full of bloodthirsty and twitchy Arrancars life can never be too dull.

After John hit him, Sherlock got hard. What a surprise. Of course it'd been an accident, of course John had apologized profusely, and of course that had been the end of that. Except it hadn't, god no. Consensual riding crop violence.

One shot. Nellis! Ellis has a nightmare in the middle of a thunderstorm and Nick does all he can to calm him down, but then comes up with a brilliant idea on how to do so. Enjoy, you guys! No flaming, only meant for the people who love this pairing!

"What?" He looked her up and down, but no matter how he stared she didn't vanish. "What?" He repeated, running a hand down the back of his head. "What?" - Rosex10 one shot. Pure fluff, no real intent, just bored.

warning: LEMONS! lots and lots of it - if you're under 18 please dont read it, if you cant deal with lemons, dont read it, if you just dont like lemons in general dont read it. MaixNaru and LinxMadoka no plot. just lemony GH goodness

John receives the Victoria Cross; Sherlock realizes their relationship isn't all about him. ftm!Sherlock/bisexual!John, set after 'Beyond' in the Translock universe. Fluffy and sweet; rated for transphobic, homophobic, and biphobic slurs.

Merlin is Arthur's new sex-slave but different from the others who wouldn't let Arthur touch them, Merlin is a real whore for it. This turns Arthur on. Then of course, he realizes that it was all so Merlin could steal the key to escape. DUB-CON, SLAVERY

"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense; nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't, and, contrariwise what it is, it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?" songfic, Shinedown, Nyotalia

Sherlock Holmes once described the human mind as a hard drive, but it seems the space reserved for John is growing a bit too large, and musical theory is having the inverse effect. Sherlock-centric. Shwatsonlock. Non-explicit.

Allen's time is slowly coming to an end, and Lavi doesn't want to believe it. Though its normal for the two teens to have their movie dates since Allen can't go out anymore, "Lavi promise me something, before I go.." One-Shot Laven. More inside. AU

Rose and the duplicate Doctor are back traveling in the TARDIS and are getting annoyed by the constant besmirching of their 'inferior' physiology. Time to teach the Timelord a lesson. PWP/Angst/H/c/introspection and Tencest!

Matt wasn't entirely sure how he and Mello ended up stripping, getting deported to Mexico, and landing themselves in Mexican prison, but he was pretty sure that it still counted as FINALLY getting Mello to take him on an actual date. MxM oneshot.

Belatedly, Watari realized that giving Light and L a bag of flour and telling them to take care of it for one week to prove that they could handle a puppy, might not have been the best idea of which the genius inventor had ever conceived. Complete.

Sequel to My son belongs with his manservant! This time with Gaius as he observes Arlin relatioship!Rated M and charecters are male for a reason, in other words: YAOI Also has Omake inside, and R'n'R, k? .

Sherlock was kidnapped as a baby and raised by Moriarty who has trapped him in a tower. John gets drunk while camping and finds the tower only to shout at it, pass out, and then vomit on it in the morning. Will John rescue Sherlock from the tower? slash

"We drift in silence, reveling in a time that has no time, a limitless space of sweetness; together for eternity, even if for only an instant." John and Sherlock are soulmates, always destined to find each other. Companion to 'Ad Infinitum'.

Rose is fed up with Misa's obsession over Light Yagami, so she decides to invent a wildly perverted tale to shut the blonde up for once. Warning: Contains graphic yaoi and some cursing. Light X L, in that order.

Dave and John finally meet after months of dating over pesterchum. After John deciding Dave's being unfair they start playing a game called turn on strife. Based on something Dave and I came up with. R&R Please!

Sherlock and John wake up together. There's no milk for tea. 20 pounds and dinner is on the line when they bet on the keen eyes of London grocery shoppers to see if anyone knows what they've been up to. M for sexual themes and language.

Ever since "Death Note" came out, Light Yagami, along with other students at his school, have been harrassed by fangirls. When Light recieves a Life Note and the spirit L comes into the picture, things just get even more out of hand. LxL MxM onesided NxM

It didn't seem so important. It was just an offer of aid to an injured man. Nothing more then a dime store umbrella, now falling apart and no longer useful. But to Kanou, it was everything. Implied Yaoi but no smex. FLUFFY LIKE UNICORNS! :D

John is a werewolf and has been since he returned from Afghanistan. Sherlock works it out and then the wolf takes command. UTTER SMUT... COMPLETE SMUT. Rated M for a reason. WARNING: SLASH, SWEARING, BLOWJOBS AND WEREWOLVES.

Allen returns to the Order, but life isn't any less hecitc. Still persued by persistent, unreasonable suitors, Allen is in constant fear for his sanity and his virginity. Not to mention Komui's new 'Allen complex.' Sequel to Like Helen of Troy. AllenxAll

A fic I wrote from Prompt, available in same title in livejournal. Uther ships Arlin which is why he banishes Merlin's other boyfriends. No Lancelot, he's Arthur's boyfriend, No Gawain, you can't flirt with him!

The gang are out doing their thing; killing infected when Nick comes in close contact with a Hunter and Spitter. Injured, Ellis refuses to leave him behind and him and Rochelle bring him to the safe house were Ellis is left with Nick to patch him.

Sequel to Master And Lover. It'd taken them less than a year to decimate Camelot and its allies, and now Camelot is making a last ditch effort by offering a peace treaty to King Bayard. This brings Merlin to Camelot, to Arthur. It wont be pretty.

"You will lose your status as Bookman, be banned from the Order and your weapons will be confiscated. You will be an outcast for the remainder of your life. Does that sound like an equal trade for only the possibility of finding one person?" "Yes."

"Matt!" Mello's feet took a life of their own, and before he knew it he was kneeling down and cradling Matt's broken frame, gloved fingers scoping out the damage. "Dammit Matty, talk to me! Where're you hurt?" Yes, a bad summery XD gomen!

There will be nothing left of Merlin, nothing left as nothing has changed. Arthur, for all his love and need, is still a King bowed under the weight of his crown and the love of a woman who was never truly his. Arthur/Merlin

Ulquiorra and Grimmjow raise Midori, while Szayel, Aizen, and Gin raise their three children, Isamu, Hikaru, and Chou. Third part to the GrimmxUlqui series, after Another One To Love. GrimmjowxUlquiorra. AizenxGinxSzayel. Rape.

Merlin was just a girl trying to make her way in the world. She didn't ask to be born a powerful witch, and she certainly didn't ask to be Prince Arthur's servant. However, Destiny sometimes gives us things we don't ask for. FINISHED!

Alfred, Prussia, and Canada sing a song by the Midnight Beast, and Italy discovers how to tell if you're drunk. YAOI CRACK! Contains GerIta PWP, and Prussia/Austria LMFAOage. Other couplings inside. Please read and review!

When Arthur finds out that his one-night stand is only 17 years old, he does everything in his power to forget about it. But unfortunately, Merlin has other ideas, and just will not leave him alone. SLASH! Warnings inside! COMPLETE.

Hungary is faced with a difficult choice between Austria and Prussia. Inspired by All your fault By Pink. Warnings: Human names and a hicky? Lots of love for my editor Cas132 and Please R&R! My first published fic! AU

Serial Killer AU. Sherlock has never just played on the legal side of the law, and murder is just as fascinating however you approach it. But now he has John Watson to contend with. Still, he is a soldier. He has potential.

everything seemed to be going fine for the flock until a night when people made the mistake of not leaving the hormonal teen males alone. Iggy/Fang paring. Enter at your own risk, for this is YAOI! not SHOUNEN-AI!

Sequel to 'under the mistletoe' Ygraine wants her sons help again. Arthur is all for it, but with Merlin actually knowing about it this time, is he? This story is AU and is dedicated to 'HinaKicksAss'. Rated 'M' for a reason. Please R&R

The process after the departure seems never-ending until the dull aching ends... Whenever that happens. Expect much angst-paste. Also, the ending is kind of up to the reader since there are diffrent ways you can take it.

A friend said that Gunfire Waltz wasn't phrased like something Ellis would say. I said "Of course not - an Ellis style poem? That would be terrible!" But the idea wouldn't go away, so I did a little 'translation' - and here it is. Purely for fun!

Merlin/Arthur. Whoever had thought up the concept of sex on the backseat of a car must have been mentally deficient. And all those people who thought it was sexy were seriously mistaken. Merlin and Arthur have sex in the back of a car.

Three years from their last run-in with Seimei, Ritsuka has moved in with Soubi. Although they have acknowledged their feelings towards one another, it isn't until their first Valentine's day that their relationship progresses.

Matt finally leaves Mello, his abusive boyfriend. He moves in with an old friend, and they become closer than ever... But one day, Mello shows up, vengeful. M for rape, abuse, other violence, and general adult content. MelloxMattxNear.

Lavi's away on a mission and Allen is awaiting his return. On Valentines Day, Lavi returns getting a surprise from Allen. Only for Allen to get a surprise from Lavi himself, Laven. Please enjoy and review.

Night after night, it's always the same. He sneaks into the room of someone who was once called his comrade, and commits those despicable acts, caught up in the belief that this is some kind of sick, one-sided love. Laven, Rape, Lemon. Poetry form. OOC.

Lavi and Allen have been best friends forever. Allen is in love with Lavi but thinks that Lavi will never notice him,Will Allen ever tell Lavi he loves him? Based on the song You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift. LAVEN XD

It would be stupid to call them boyfriend and girlfriend, a couple, or sweethearts. No, when life and soul were risked in every fight, their relationship could not be defined in such conventional words. No, Soul and Maka were lovers. Soul/Maka

Contains Tōshirō acting like an idiot and Karin hitting him for it. Collection of unrelated HitsuKarin one-shots/ficlets with varying themes and genres. Used to be "That's gonna hurt" Rated for safety and language.

Elizabeta returns to the small town of Stadt after 10yrs. Once there she must choose to either stay in Stadt with Gilbert who has always loved her or to return to Roderich who has known Gilbert's feelings the whole time if she chooses either at all?

Sequel to Master And Slave. The war continues to rage on between Camelot and Mercia, and Merlin still doesn't know his sex slave and lover is actually the Crown Prince of Camelot himself. But the arrival of Gwaine of Caerleon is the beginning of the end.

"Shut up and take your present before I hit you." Elizaveta's original plan was to go over to Gilbert's, wish him a happy birthday, give him his gift and go home. But wait, this was Prussia, the master of messing up Elizaveta's plans. PrussiaxHungary

/"Hold it!" Light yelled. "I'm not yours, L you shouldn't provoke her even if it's for fun, and if anything I would be on top!" /After being labeled "gay" L and Light have to go to America to accept an award for stopping Kyosuke Higuchi, aka Kira. LxL MxM

Szayel makes an injection, by request of Aizen, that will get himself, Gin, and Ulquiorra pregnant, and now the three have to deal with the 'joys' of pregnancy. GrimmjowxUlquiorra. AizenxGinxSzayel. Sequel to Do You Really Love Me? Mpreg.

Lavi and Allen are in a relationship, but after Lavi makes a sexual advance on Allen, the younger Exorcist flees. Lavi doesn't want Allen to leave him. Rated M for intense rape scenes and other mature elements. Lavi's a little OOC.

"he otherwise chopped it up to typical goings-on of the home of Austria and Hungary. It was when he heard a sound that sounded oddly like… a frying pan hitting a piano? that he went to investigate." a giftfic for two lovely friends

It's Christmas Eve, and Youji says some things about Santa that don't fly well with Natsuo. They make up, get their freak on, sleep, wake up, open presents and suddenly Youji is a believer? AU YAOI LEMON boy/boy YoujiNatsuo ONESHOT OOCNESS!

Szayel and Gin make a joke and tell Grimmjow that Ulquiorra likes him. Then they do the same to Ulqui. What will the two espada think of each other now that they think the other has a 'crush' on them? GrimmjowxUlquiorra. UlquiorraxGrimmjow.

Sequel to She Broke It First: They perhaps moved a bit too fast. Now she is going to be in over her head and he thinks she may leave. How is he to do things properly, when she insists on going about everything backwards? Second in the "Rules" series.

It has been five years since the Kishin, Asura, has been eradicated from this world. This is a simple ONESHOT depicting the transformations that have taken place between Maka and Soul. WARNING: LIME-ish MATERIAL! Pure smut and romance, guys!

Matt, living with Mello, has been getting abused by him daily. But his love for him makes him forgive Mello and stay. But what if Mello went too far? To the point Matt leaves to Near's place? Find out MattxMello yaoi: Rating for Violence & suggested rape

Matt, Mello,and Near because of their pasts and hobbies are picked on by people, mostly Light and his crew. And two new students apeared, L and BB who are twins who are picked on as well. This is the story of their high shool drama LxLight MattXMello Yaoi

After John announces that he doesn't even like Sherlock, Mycroft decides to take the matter into his own hands, and he's willing to tie the two up and put them against a machine to prove that they have mutual feelings for one another. JohnxSherlock

After a fight with Soubi, Ritsuka wakes up, finding that he has been kidnapped. He believes that Soubi probably doesn't care at all, and gives up hope as he realizes who his captor is. Meanwhile, Soubi will find him no matter what, even if he needs help.

Both Lavi and Allen make a list of things they like/dislike/love about each other. Lavi's Dislike- His british accent. 'Curse the British. Curse their impeccable manners, fish n' chips, and their horribly DELICIOUS accents.' cheesy/fluffy oneshot. giftfic

10Rose w Jack It's been twenty years since the Doctor and Rose were separated and Rose has been hardened by years of slavery and leading a resistance movement. She doesn't expect to see the Doctor again before he turns up and helps her again. FINISHED.

Songfic. was listening to the song I'll make a man out of you from mulan, yes and started thinking about what it would be like if Mustang was trying to toughen up his men. warning: Edward is a bit ooc. Set after episode 8 of the original fma.

Edward is snowed in school for the weekend with his new teacher: the handsome, young, Roy Mustang. Will he discover all the secrets Edward has kept covered up for so long? 121,061 views! Sequel is complete! 'Wrapped in Romance' [Royed Yaoi slash lemon child abuse]

Nobody can fully resist temptation. There was no rational thought left in Sherlock's magnificent mind now. Nothing but lust and insatiable thirst for the man beneath him clouding his ability to think. Vampire!Sherlock/John

Path of Radiance. Follow the Greil Mercenaries as they fight to get their country back-and to get laid. IkexSoren, OscarxKieran, ShinonxGatrie, SothexTormod, etc. All your favourite yaoi pairings (and some you might not expect) in one easy package.

Have you ever wondered what the emails of the Loveless crew are like? Simply written because there aren't nearly enough humor Loveless fics out there. I checked the rules and this story doesn't break any rules. Rated for language.

When a visiting noble attacks Arthur with the intent to kill, Merlin is forced to openly use magic to save his life. With execution less than 24 hours away, a desperate Arthur tricks Merlin into binding their souls in order to prevent his death.

When a demon thinks he has the drop on the Winchesters, they turn the table and have some fun. WARNINGS Slash, wincest, dark!Dean, dark!Sam, bloodplay, torture, graphic m/m sex, really dark and twisted fic.

Thanks to Komui, everyone has lost their voice and the only form of communication is through Post-It notes. 'Baka Usagi, touch me or my soba again and I'll chop off your fingers. -Kanda' crack, allen/lavi harem, oneshot, ambiguous sex through Post-It note

Oneshot Amu catches Ikuto sleeping only to have him turn the tables on her. Trapped against the ground with a sleeping PURRING Ikuto lying atop her...how is she going to get out of this mess...and without alerting him to the situation. Amuto

5 Times John Thought Sherlock Was Asking For Trouble, One Time He Definitely Was Written in response to anonymous prompt on shkinkmeme: Sherlock being tickled. Warning: some BDSM. Mild spoilers for start of The Great Game.

In one's life, there is always one perfect moment. M/A. Warning/Notes: reincarnations from original lives, to modernity, and beyond. Sexual content, character death, kid!Arthur, fluff, and the future in that order.

AU. Light, Misa, and L are all in kindergarten. When L plays a small prank on Light, he wants revenge! Using Misa, Light turns all the kids against L. But L's not giving up so easily. An eye for an eye, my friend. An eye for an eye.

Metallica. Rochelle and Coach don't trust Nick. Ellis does but he's still nervous around him. What happens when they find out that one of them is a carrier for the infection NickxEllis. No changing into infected

Late one night, Lavi sneaks into Allen's bedroom in order to fulfill the requirements of becoming a full-fledged vampire. Allen is not impressed. Things go about as well as you'd expect. AU Crack. Laven.

A cute two-parter. High school isnt easy, especially with foster parents that don't like your boyfriend, but Ulquiorra was never really one to give up or back down, especially when it came to Grimmjow.

A challenge from Ulquiorra was brought to Grimmjow's attention. This time, they are both sober. Will Grimmjow listen to Ulquiorra's rules? All will be discovered in this bedroom brawl. Play nice boys. XTREAME XPLICTness & OOC lemon

Everything for Matt changes when BB and Mello step into his life. Pranks, fights, and crossdressing follow, and in the end, Matt has to choose between the two geniuses. Tch, as if making references to Twilight wasn't bad enough.

Rochelle is pleased to find that their current safehouse is a bookstore. However, problems emerge when Ellis decides to try and read over her shoulder. How will she explain, and what Nick have to do with the explanation? Rated T just to be safe.

Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and Harribel have just gotten home to their shared apartment after walking in the rain to get there. shortly after each friend goes to their respective room, Harribel comes across a strange realization.

Deanoning from the kink meme. Felicia thinks it's time to take her relationship with Ludwig to the next level. Ludwig has some strange ideas about girls though. PWP. Genderbend. Nyotalia. Germany/Fem!Italy.

Light and L are alone in headquarters, chained together. Light has his Kira memories, and spikes L's tea with an aphrodisiac. What chance does L have against the sexy Kira? PWP, M/M. M for a reason, so beware.

Shirotsuki-Tenchi: A reborn Grimmjow and Ulquiorra are bored, so they decide to go taunt er visit Ichigo in Karakura town. How will Ichigo respond when he sees them again? Companion piece to 'Existing for that feeling' but can be read alone. GrimmUlqui

Shirotsuki-Tenchi: After dying at the hands of his enemy, Ulquiorra is reborn as a human and searches non stop Grimmjow who he lost then. But as a human as well, will Grimmjow even remember him? Companion piece to 'The feeling that shouldn't exist for us'

Maka was enjoying her day off when Patty, Tsubaki and Liz come knocking to her door. They want to go play a basketball game and talk Maka into it. Maka tells Tsubaki that she loves Soul and he overhears, and on top of that they have to go on a date.

In which Mello gets to finally wear his leather, Matt's trying to be subtle about dropping hints, and Near gets drunk and asks probably the most important question in any boy-boy relationship: "Who's seme?"

Rose wasn't marrying Torchwood, she was marrying the Doctor, but that actually made the aliens about fifty times more likely to show up. Add that she herself was THE Rose Tyler, and it was nearly inevitable that they'd be there before the minister.

SLASH WARNING-ONESHOT-Sherlock's playing with a kitten! Harry's come over for a visit! And John's getting raped behind Sainsbury's - No! Wait! It didn't get that far! Sherlock Holmes to the rescue! R&R

Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time

"Seriously Mels, come here." Mello growled lightly and stepped inside, crouching down as he moved towards Matt. He paused when Matt spoke again, the redhead's eyes dancing with mirth. "Close the door." Because hide and seek isn't so innocent at age 13.

SLASH WARNING-ONESHOT - John gets some unwanted attention and Sherlock is confused for the first time in his life! How can three little kittens and a soaking wet John make all his confusion go away? R&R

CHAPTER 3 LEMON UP! NOW COMPLETE One day, I decided to mess with Grimmjow... who I may or may not be attracted to. However, you did not just read that. GrimmUlqui... Ulquiorra's POV for Innocence, Or Lack There Of

Grimmjow's ambition is to become a writer. However he is experiencing huge writer's block. And then he meets Ulquiorra one day. One lonely, the other troubled. They may be just what the other needs. GrimmUlqui.

5 years after book 5, Nudge has lost her memory of Iggy, the one she loves. Can he bring her back to him, to fall in love with him again? Or will she lose her memory forever, with Ella in the way? Alternates Max/Nudge/Angel POV, Niggy/Fax.

After attracting every infected nearby to him, Ellis realizes that his bubbly personality holds more power than he'd thought. A combination of appearance and acting allows him to lead his teammates through his every whim. T for violence and language

Follows First Date! Samantha and Dean are getting ready for a night on the town when the last person they wanted to see interrupts them. WARNINGS: crossdressing, feminized!Sam, underage, wincest, mean!John

Just about everyone in the wedding party and guest crowd either stood up out of their seat, gasped ridiculously, or both. Non-nation AU, Twoshot, song reference, rated for language, humourous despite it all. PruHun Aus .

Only I can match him, touch him, fight him, destroy him. Despite everything I have done to seal myself off from such thoughts, my heart believes that he: his ideals, his power, his passion – and yes, his body – it all belongs to me. L/Light

AU Arthur/Merlin. character death. "Leon." "Yes, M'Lord?" "Bring me back Gaius." "Of course M'Lord, but why?" "Because Leon, it appears we did not catch a forest creature. We caught a human." Who is this strange man that stumbled into their trap?

Grimmjow's bored and decides to go shopping, but he finds out he has no money. So what does he do? he goes to his personal ATM, aka Ulquiorra, where they have a funny conversation ending with something unexpected. Not yaoi, no pairings.just readable crack

He reminded himself that he wouldn't want someone watching *him* do that and that he really should leave... **My first ficlet written for a prompt on a kink meme list somewhere... Rated M for a reason! -SLASH!- **

Szayel needs money to update his lab, but Aizen won't give him his credit card. With the help of the internet, he comes up with a cheap but great way to make some money using his bad-mouthed colleagues. T for swearing..a lot of it.

Eragon is kept as a prisoner in Galbatorix's castle when Murtagh comes to see him wanting to JOIN! What the heck does that mean! Eragon will find out soon. Rated M for sexy-sex sex and some slight incest. EragonxMurtagh

AU In a world without Death Notes just what could L and Light have been. With growing paranoia in the world's police towards L and his power, what can be done to ensure that justice is still served? Who can he trust, and what does such trust mean? LxLight

Sequel to Constant Temptation. It has been three and a half years since the extreme events that touched them all. What does the future hold for them? Just what will this new case mean for the trio and everyone involved with Wammy's? Multiple pairings.

Secret Santa for ener. Request: *slapslapkiss*! Prussia gives Hungary a gift. She doesn't want it and hits him for suddenly saying/doing nice things, and to get her to shut up and stop slapping him he kisses her. Sexiness ensues, probably!

Higuchi died and Light had been released. When L decides to escape his self-imposed prison he is found by a mysterious stranger. Suddenly the world is at danger by a threat much greater than Kira and only L is capable of saving it. VampireL X Light Yagami

Summary: L's Funeral has finally come, and a special event is called for those who care to leave a final prayer for him. The task force is invited and Light takes a few moments to think about L…and freaks out by what he sees. WARNING: Character Death

Here is a story we all know. One day a certain genius saw a certain object fall. This gave him an idea that would change the world. At least that is the story he tells, the story people think they know. In reality this isn't quite the whole truth...

After failed evac, Nick and Ellis settle down in Baton Rouge. Six months later, Ellis contracts the infection, which slowly turns him into a hunter. Nick makes the decision to "keep" Ellis despite the transformation.

Sequel to Je Fais Partis de Vous. Light and L's life seems to be running smoothly now, but everything may not be as it appears. When faces from the past return things may be about to change... Light x L

It was funny how he can take a simple word like 'protect,' morph it into something vaguely resembling an 'obsess,' pitch in some 'crazy,' add a little dose of 'illegal,' and top it all off with the simple objective of 'love.'

This happens one night after a party and they all drank too much. Or so they thought! At least, that’s what Kid’s story is. The Thompson sisters collapse on Kid’s couch, and Kid’s guiltiness is gone. Enjoy! Lemon! Some incest! Review please! :D

Maka is alone at the house when she can't sleep and decided to sleep in Soul's room. What happens when she thinks Souls going to get home late so she 'teases' herself and he shows up abit too early? I guess we'll have to find out. SoulxMaka Collections.

It's Cinco de Mayo. The day that the Burrito Whore is at his worst. God help the arrancar. Protect them from this sombrero-wearing, maraca-shaking, screeching psychopath as he tries to find the burritos Aizen has hidden. My first crack-fic.

Shirotsuki-Tenchi: Ulquiorra's and Grimmjow's thoughts about a certain feeling that shouldn't exist for Arrancars, follow their point of view as they ponder the strange phenomenon that have consumed their every waking moment. Drabble GrimmjowXUlquiorra

Translation: No Liberty. Ayase wakes up on the morning after his birthday, lying into the arms of the crownprince, both naked. What would you do if you had slept with the person you hate most but you can't even remember?

Another year, another Christmas. It could possibly turn out to be another boring one. However, when Mello gets whacked in the head and suddenly starts acting like an eight-year-old, Matt wonders if this Christmas will turn out to be unforgettable.

Angel's sick of her brothers not realizing they're in love with each other and decides they need a push in the right direction. This is Figgy Slash and Iggy/Fang. One shot. No spoilers past book 1. Reviews make my day!

Mello clearly remembered his mother, when he was little, cooing nursery rhymes in his ear softly as he dozed off to sleep. Now, older, he realizes how some of those innocent rhymes seemed to portray him and Matt.

Snow did not care if someone heard or if Lightning was going to castrate him and have his head on a platter. He did not care if he became a Cei'th or even if Ragnarok destroyed Cocoon. He was in the arms of someone he loved right now. SnowxHope Yaoi

He wanted to smile back at her, to let her know that he didn’t regret anything, but he couldn’t. So he gave her a slight nod and flash stepped out of her sight. He broke so many rules...just by stopping at her house.

Ryuk makes a bet with Sidoh that he can out the four main Death Note characters! Light, L, Near, and Mello. And how does he go about doing it? By changing the words of 'If You Were Gay' from Avenue Q of course! Not a song-fic! Humor, slightly crack-ish.

Black Star decides to throw a 'party' at Maka and Soul's apartment, dragging everyone along as well. Little does he know, he will be creating a new relationship between Soul and Maka. Drunken mistakes can never be more wild. SoulxMaka. Oneshot.

Mello's need to repent is so great that he can't help but punish himself to seek favor in God's eyes. Luckily, Matt's there to screw it all up and show Mello what true worship is like. MattxMello - Warning: Sex in a Church.

We were both nine, and all you wanted was someone to lean on, and all I wanted was a purpose in life. "I won't. I'll stay with you forever, I promise." We couldn't have possibly foreseen how that little promise would affect our lives.

Got a love problem? Ask Ulquiorra! That's exactly what Grimmjow does. Or rather, threatens him. He gives Ulquiorra a choice: help him or be humiliated. So what's it gonna be? Yaoi. GrimmUlqui. AU. Set in high school.

I could hear them every night, crawling, groaning. I imagined their furry bodies, yellow eyes with goat-like pupils, and fangs poking out of their mouth, and I could even guess they were multicoloured. What Muppets do to a four years old child... MATT POV

When Matt's new job consists of sitting in a cubicle nearly half the day, the poor redhead seeks for something to do. And what better entertainment is there than to rant about Mello? Oh, the things love did to him.

MerlinxArthur Based on Kyo Kara Maoh. Merlin is sucked down a toilet and into a strange and foreign medieval world. Where he is supposedly the prophecised 'Great Sorcerer' and somehow finds himself engaged to prat, a MALE prat.

Set when Arthur is King. Arthur reflects on his death as he lies on the shore of the Lake. He wishes he had more time with Merlin, but what surprises does the sorcerer have up his sleeve? A/M Slash. Warning: character death. Rated to be safe.

One shot songfic, IchiRuki fluffy cuteness with Owl City. This is just a little thing i wanted to write apart from my other story before i get back to that. I've only read one song fic before, so i hope this one isn't too bad. Please review.

It's Mello's and Matt's last day together, and Matt wants to enjoy it as much as possible. He wants to believe that he and Mello could make it out alive tomorrow. But he also knows that you can't escape your fate.

Ulquiorra is the leader of the Yakuza, and has sent a group of underlings on a massive drug run. One of the ten sent is his lover.What happens when news about the casualties arrives and Ulquiorra finds out there were no survivors? T gangs/drugs.GrimmUlqui