Like any plutocrat worth his salt, Mitt Romney makes sure to get all painted up in portrait form every few years.

The work on the left, which has been well distributed and mocked online for a while now, is his official Massachusetts governor portrait. On the table beside him is a folder containing his signature socialist health care legislation and a framed photo of his wife, or another woman.

The portrait on the right, which we had not seen until today, resides at Brigham Young University, according to Buzzfeed. It goes for the more subtle touch, by flanking Romney with the Apocalypse.