AI Patents up for Grabs

It is time to raid the bars and casinos and round up all the hotshot Perl programmers into central locations to code Perl for an AI Manhattan Project. The Strong AI source code is ready for Fortune 500 companies to download and customize and file patents in the class for AI: CCL/706/$. Ever heard of patent trolls? It might be possible for any forward-thinking corporation to lock up all the most promising AI technology for years to come.