The Most Comfortable in Large Toys

The Eden Dreamer aka Hoodlum, is a mysterious one indeed. Allow him to cloak you in his majesty and drift off into his world of enjoyment. Just be forewarned, he has a secret life as a totally different sex toy.

The Eden Dreamer, also called the Hoodlum, is a great, large, dildo for experienced users and people just getting into girthy toys. It's firmer material makes for easy insertion. It's protruding veins make for intense pleasure. This bad boy will stimulate every inch of your vagina. That's really what I love about it. The g spot, along with everything else, is stimulated right off the bat. Just be sure to take it a little slower with this guy, as he's huge!

This big boy is made from PVC plastic. It's not squishy but not ridged either; it's somewhere in between. Slightly bendable for comfort and just soft enough to feel like the real thing. It's not sticky at all and has very little drag, which is nice since it's so huge!

The toy is basically odorless and tasteless. I found this to be a nice surprise as most realistic dildos have that awful new toy smell.

The veins are slightly squishy but I was really surprised by the firmness of the shaft. It really looks like it'd be must softer, but that may just be my experience.

The material is perfect for beginners and advanced users alike. It's phthalates free which is a plus. Additionally, the PVC material has a long lifespan, so it shouldn't degrade over time like many toys do.

This is really a big boy. The total length is a whopping 9 inches with insertable length being around 6 inches. Due to the extra girth, I was only able to insert 4 of those inches. The circumference is 6 inches! Yes, this toy is huge!

Of all the realistic dildos I own, this is the most lifelike. Maybe not in feel, but in appearance, this takes the grand prize. The veins look as if they're throbbing. Each one is a differing size and random shape. The folds of skin are detailed on the head. It's so detailed I began to wonder if the dildo was molded from a real penis! The testicles are generic, however. Just round, wrinkled, run of the mill, dildo balls. But hey, the shaft more than makes up for it.

The color is wonderful. Mine is white and flesh colored. The head is pink, but not too pink, making it look more realistic.

This toy is in no way discreet and is most likely not suitable for travel, unless you put it in checked baggage. Otherwise, it will be noticed.

This toy is huge! Not in length mind you, but in girth. Now, I'm a self proclaimed girth queen but even I had to take it slow with this one. The Eden Dreamer is heavy (about a pound) adding to the pleasure. Once it was in, I could feel every vain distinctly. Normally, veins just melt away once a toy is fully inserted but not with this bad boy. Every vein is easily felt, and believe me, there are a lot of them! In no time at all I was melting away into bliss.

PVC toys are incredibly easy to care for. Simply clean the toy with warm water and antibacterial soap before and after each use. Pay special attention to all those crevices as germs can grow. Dry with a lint free, terry cloth, towel. Or, clean with a toy cleaner!

Store in a toy chest or drawer. Mine is stowed away nicely in a drawer.

This is where things really get confusing with this toy. I ordered the Eden Dreamer, made by Eden Toys. I got the Eden Dreamer, but my version is called the Hoodlum and is an NMC product. Furthermore, I ordered a dildo, but the packaging says it's a butt plug! It's the right toy, wrong packaging!

So, the "Hoodlum" comes in a clear, plastic, clam shell case. It's not strong enough to be suitable for storedge and should be tossed. A red flame insert gives the packaging some decoration.

I don't need repeating that this toy is great, comfortable, and wonderfully realistic. However, the suction cup leaves much to be desired. It's extremely soft, too soft to be exact. Mine was bent when it arrived. As such, mine won't stick to anything, so I'm unable to test out that function. If unbent, it appears that it would provide good suction, however the dildo is heavy, so just keep that in mind.