Big Show barred from AmericanAirlines Arena

MIAMI – The Authority has found a way to ensure that the recently fired Big Show will not interfere during tonight’s WWE Hell in a Cell pay-per-view: They have filed a restraining order against him.

Per the order, filed today by WWE COO Triple H & Stephanie McMahon, the former World Champion must remain 100 yards away from the building at all times tonight. If the giant does not comply and breaks the order, he is to be arrested on sight.

The restraining order represents The Authority’s latest levy against its enemies, and perhaps its boldest effort yet in stopping the giant’s one-man campaign against the corporate power since his termination by Stephanie McMahon. Though some in the WWE Universe might see a restraining order as an excessive response, given the amount of problems Big Show has caused The Authority in recent weeks, clearly, extreme measures were required.