Oi be a new pirate on the Jolly Rogered - known as Abnormal from Norfolk below decks.

Oi bring your goodly attention to the solid work of Pirates against Pollution, as carried out by the excellent folk of the Fairyland Trust, what do conservation work with cabin boys and girls in our fair county. If you want more info, go google yourself.

Yarr me hearties, I be from the great city of Chester, but Alas! I have found meself shipwrecked somewhere in the north of Scotland, I hear th' locals in the tavern be calling it Elgin... I be seeing nothin' but landlubbers in this desolate town, so if there be any scurvy sea dogs in this place I'll be mighty keen on sharing me grog with ye!

The Feared and Ruthless Captain Drake Flint

"YARR! Roaming the seas, I take what I find, gold, wenches and mead, the pirates life is mine!"