Once upon a time, Korey was constipated. He called his good friend over to help him. “Good Friend!" Korey exclaimed, “I have the constipation!" Good Friend replied, “Don’t worry Korey, I has the solution!" and he pulled out his giant pill. “What is this?!?" asked Korey. “This," responded Korey’s Good Friend, “Is called sepository." “Yes, but what is it?" Korey asked again. “Sepository is a pill that’s shoved up your @$$. It helps turn your constipation into easy, comfortable dysentery." “Wow!" exclaimed Korey. “I didn’t know getting rid of my uncomfortable constipation could possibly be so easy!" And Korey immediately took the sepository in front of Good Friend and he pooed. “Now let’s play some 800GB portable video games! Because we have that kind of technology now." And they lived happily ever aftre.

Red howled in pain, for his bowels were in hell.
Then came Korey, running to help.
“Tell me, good friend, where does it hurt?"
Red looked down and cried, “My butt, up my skirt!"
Korey lifted the veil, only to find
a mess of brown nasty, the smell stung his mind.
Korey breathed in fresh air. He almost fell down.
Red looked much better. He had let it all out.