Borough Bingo! The Satirical Travel Games Required for Your Memorial Day Trip

One-third of Americans are expected to go somewhere for Memorial Day weekend this year, and most of you are driving—which means most of you, really, are suffering. And though we can’t supply you with downloadable gin—3-D printers, get there—we are doing what we can to mitigate the misery: starting today, we’re sending you a summer series of humor games specifically tailored to backseat P.O.W.’s. First up: we tapped San Francisco illustrator Jessica Taich to ape children’s matching-bingo car games based on tedious tropes of New York City ’hoods. Find six items faster than your car- or Jitney-mates to win an abiding sense of superiority—or at least control of the music.

To download a printable version of the Upper East Side board, click here.