10/17/14

8 GREAT HORROR MOVIES YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF (But I have, because I'm better than you) ***PARODY***

Looking for
some super scary movies this Halloween? Horror Hound Kevin Maher rounds up
some of the most obscure films you've never heard of, because you don't
know anything.

HOUSE

This Japanese nail-biter stars William Katt as a horror novelist staying in the most haunted house ever. An instant cult-classic -- and yet most people have never seen it!

THE GATE

Lovers of old movies will love this campy, tongue-in-cheek
tribute to scary cinema.

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PART 3: LEATHER-FACE

Everybody knows the 2003 horror flick, but did you
know that was a remake?! I did. And the
original cult classic had not one, but TWO sequels.

SESSION NINE

I don’t know much about this film, but my friend Tim said
most people just skim these types of articles so don't worry about the descriptions.

THE CARNIVAL OF SOULS

This black-and-white cult classic borrows heavily from George R.
Romero’s cult classic NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD but still has some serious scares.

"THE EYE"

This is a wholly original tale of super-natural suspense
staring super-hottie Jessica Alba. I haven't seen this one, but the imdb summary sounds spooky.

SUSPIRSIA

This 60's midnight movie is the ultimate cult classic where an American girl uncovers
evil at a boarding school. In true Euro-horror style, the viewer is left to decide if the whole experience
was just in her imagination.

PUMPKINHEAD

Admit it: you didn’t know about this one, either. I
haven’t seen it, but I’ve heard of it. Not like you.

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