Brandi Glanville at Gilt City LA's celebration of her soon-to-be-published book "Drinking & Tweeting and other Brandi Blunders" Photo: Getty Images for Gilt

After ending her marriage with Eddie Cibrian, Brandi Glanville decided to go under the knife to rejuvenate her lady parts with her ex’s credit card.

In her juicy new tell-all “Drinking & Tweeting and other Brandi Blunders,” the “Real Housewife” writes that she took revenge on Cibrian over his affair with LeAnn Rimes by undergoing vaginal rejuvenation surgery.

“This pretty intense surgery had an even more intense price tag: $12,000,” Brandi reveals. “A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina . . . I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor’s office] Eddie’s credit card number.”

So how did he react to the revenge-surgery?

In an excerpt released by RadarOnline, Glanville reveals “it didn’t take long for Eddie to call about the bill.”

“A week after the surgery, he was on the phone screaming, ‘What the f–k cost you $12,000? Who the f–k is Dr. Matlock? Did you get a nose job?’”

Glanville lied over the phone and said the money was indeed for a nose job. Cibrian immediately hung up but called again after five minutes.

“This time I didn’t answer,” she writes. “It rang again — and then again. ‘Ahh,’ I thought. Eddie must have discovered Dr. Matlock on Google. I decided it was best to avoid his calls for the next few days while he cooled off.”

Glanville continues that Eddie was “absolutely livid” of the charge. She admits that “in hindsight, I know I shouldn’t have put it on Eddie’s card. It was vengeful, and it came back to bite me, because this was something I hoped to keep private.”