AUTHOR: Salacious Crumb

If you're looking for something to make you feel a little down, very confused and overall uneasy, go pick up THE GIRL ON THE TRAIN for your home-viewing pleasure! After the success of THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO and GONE GIRL, it didn't take long for Hollywood to snatch up the rights to yet another brooding novel with the word "girl" in the title. While THE...

The comedy genre seemed to take an ironic fall to the face in 2016. Aside from DEADPOOL, CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE and that one with the ghosts I can’t remember the name of, there’s been a declining interest in comedies in general. Hollywood seems to be keeping their hopes up, though. You can tell by the way they released the spy-comedy KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES in the spooky...

Elaborate fantasy worlds were brought to life in many of last year's most expensive movies, but the world explored in THE HUNTSMAN: WINTER'S WAR is one that left audiences frozen... with boredom. Okay, that was a cheap shot, especially considering any given screening of THE HUNTSMAN probably didn't have an "audience", but rather some teenage girls and my...

Every new year should start off with a "bang!", and today it comes in the form of text on a miniature flag sticking out of a gag pistol. And who would be holding the pistol in that mouthful of a metaphor other than SUICIDE SQUAD's Harley Quinn? As you may know, we were pretty forthright about our devotion to Margot Robbie by crowning her as our...

2016 is coming to a close, which gives us a perfect excuse to go over our favorite characters and portrayals from hotties on the big screen this year. Since you've mysteriously "clickbaited" your way on over Movie Hotties, we'll just assume you're as interested in the contents of such a list as we are. We've done these in the past (check out our hottest characters for '13 , '14 and '15...

All of this endless holday cheer shopping has had me thinking about CAREER OPPORTUNITIES, and how insignificant all of our gadgets and gizmos must seem when they're left abandoned in a giant warehouse overnight. It also crossed my mind how incredibly hot Jennifer Connelly was in that movie, and since she just turned 46, I figured I'd remind y'all as well....

Do you want to watch Emma Stone eat a big, juicy hot dog? Well, unfortunately, that's not quite what we have in store for you. But , if you want to watch Emma Stone talk about eating a big, fat, gross hot dog, then today's your lucky day! People seem to have tossed aside Saturday Night Live in recent years, although in my lifetime, it's never been...

In the midst of a summer filled with the expected swarm of reboots, rehashes and sequels, we were handed the opportunity to experience NERVE, a no-strings-attached film starring Julia Roberts's niece and James Franco's brother. If you're fond of blinking, however, you might have missed it when it was released back in July. If you're into...

It's Thanksgiving Day, which means statistically you're either already drunk or in a fist fight with your uncle, or both. In any case, you'll be out cold soon enough. And if you happen to be one of those people who protests Thanksgiving because they have nothing to be thankful for, well, hopefully you'll change your mindset after viewing today's clip! Put Jason...

There are only so many things we can universally agree upon in this world, and one of them is the fact that Jaime Pressly is totally hot. We've all had the hots for Jaime at some point in time, and if you haven't then you should seek medical attention there's something seriously wrong with you. It doesn't seem like she's been around much ever since Jason Lee shaved...

The air has been thick with tension this week now that Dwayne Johnson has been declared the "Sexiest Man Alive" by People magazine. But instead of dwelling, we figured we'd bring up the mood by knighting the one-and-only, freakin' gorgeous Rachel McAdams as our Hottie of the Month for November 2016! While we're happy she's finally joined the Marvel...

You probably never would've expected to see Alexandra Daddario shackin' up with Big Head from Silicon Valley . Well, that's what appears to be happening in these clips from BAKED IN BROOKLYN. Don't get too excited, though, since she doesn't deliver nearly as much goods as she did with Woody Harrelson in her finest work to date ....