Number 19 is just the author failing to recognize what those cards are for--to be fair, usually the 'boy' and 'girl' would be preceded by "It's a" and followed by an exclamation mark. Or at least, that's the first thought that came to my mind. A gift card for people who want to help out new parents, but don't want to deal with a bunch of bullshit about why their gift is a deathtrap or doesn't fit said parent's vision for how to raise their kid.

The masculinated tissues seem like a no-joke product to me too. Man-kleenex need to be softer, tougher, thicker, and uh... more absorbent. Really, what a man wants in a kleenex is a disposable shammy to soak up private shame. The box also needs to be more durable because it will get rougher handling.

Most of time, when people ask why something terrible happened, they don't realize they are looking for someone to blame.