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1) one of my ancestors was a catholic priest2) the first person i came out to was my dad's girlfriend3) in junior high i fell out of a tree and broke both arms4) i was homeless for the first two years of high school5) i never believed in santa claus

Bastard. You're an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in a brainteaser wrapped in a logic problem, baked into a paradox, and brought to a slow boil in delicious, delicious confusion.

I was pretty sure that Santa wasn't right, but I was equally sure of your arms and the homeless thing.

My understanding of tradition is that the man washes the woman's feet before sex, so I'm a bit confused about 5 and 4. 4 is obviously false, which would lead 5 to be false. I think you might have messed up the meme.

Anyway, if I weren't going to guess that, then I'd guess #1 because it doesn't appear in your LJ.

1. I was born with a broken shoulder under a comet.2. I injured myself once trying to do a standing split while drunk.3. My grandfather fought under Paton in WWII.4. I won a school spelling bee in 5th grade.5. I just moved for the 15th time in my life on Saturday.

Nope, it was #4 that was made up. I never won any schoolwide spelling bee. My grandfather, however, did indeed fight in WWII in Paton's third armored division. He's been gone from us a long time though.

I had my first kiss when I was 15.I've only been stung by a bee twice in my life.I met the Olsen Twins and they were quite sweet.I was a shy kid. I cried in my 2nd grade school picture.My first real life crush (as in, not Jonathan Taylor Thomas) was in the third grade and on an Asian boy with glasses named Herman.

I did. I/they/we were nine at the time. They WERE quite nice! I remember I was SO excited. We got our picture taken like, four times, because my parents were crazy. And they were really polite about the whole thing and acted like it wasn't a big deal at all. I also got their nine-year-old autographs. :)