Website

A location upon where a spider spins a web, a Website is commonly used as material for bookcovers and artificial banana skins.

Their main purpose is as a repository for pornographic images, which otherwise would fill hard drives and restrict PCs to Windows 95 levels. Microsoft, in their constant struggle to improve the smooth running of computers and operating systems took drastic steps as the Millenium Bug (see Godzilla vs the Millenium Bug) threatened to take over the world.

Another popular use for Websites now are as writing material. Nubile Teens often enjoy acquiring pet spiders and creating their own website. Watching these creatures spin these websites into what is sometimes termed the "world wide web" can be a fun and enjoyable experience for the whole family.

A fine example of a website is http://www.makeliamfamous.tk which is an uterly pointless website but has good mathematical problems (err... not really) and excellent spelling of words such as the following: In, The, Me, You, Famous, We, Not, Here.

For I love this image and the caption underneath it. Deffinetly one I thought had already won something like this. this one has my whole-hearted support. -St. Fenix(User•Talk) 02:08, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

For I love this image and the caption underneath it. Deffinetly one I thought had already won something like this. this one has my whole-hearted support. -St. Fenix(User:St. Fenix§User•User talk:St. Fenix§Talk) 02:08, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

For. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}02:06, 14 September 2009

Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.

Guide to Creating a Successful Website

There are a set number of steps necessary in creating a successful website. Start by analysing the average from the content of the most successful websites, and then through subtle manipulation copy and paste, know to Webmasters as the "Copy and Paste Technique".