News Item: Numerous incidents of violence against protesters at Trump rallies across the country.

Have you seen my feathers? (preening himself) I am beautiful ... from the beautiful feathered crown on my head to my bright webbed feet. How many can boast of beautiful toes? Well, I can ... just take a look ...

Aren't you worried about the violence? So many other birds don't like you.

Nah! They'll come around. You'll see. How can anyone not appreciate my beauty. My consorts do. Look at the diamonds I buy for them -- they are fake really. But everyone believes they are real because I bought them. So why worry about real ones I say!

You mean the Trump name does it for you.

Exactly! You got it right away. It's the TRUMP brand that does it. That's what these guys who count up my wealth don't understand.

You mean like the fake diamonds you have fooled them into thinking you're richer than you are ...