Jerry Ferrara Got Elbowed In The Face

ARI: Jesus. What happened to your face, Turtle? You bust it on some dude’s balls while SUCKING COCK LIKE A TOTAL GAY. Was it Lloyd? LLOYD! Did you bust Turtle’s face with your GAY TESTICLES, you big stupid gay?

LLOYD: No, Ari.

TURTLE: Some guy elbowed me when I was playing basketball. I had to go to the hospital and I missed the big sneaker party slash rap concert.

DRAMA: Ah, Vegas. Did I ever tell you guys about the time I had a threesome with both of the girls from Charles in Charge in a bathroom at the MGM Grand? Nicole Eggert was hotter, but the other girl was a tiger.

E: No one’s going to Vegas. We spent the last of our money funding Vince’s new movie, Sergeant Laser: Space Detective.

ARI: Hey, I told you guys that was risky. If you had just done a safe studio movie like Violenceface like I begged you to, you wouldn’t be in this mess.

Me too Nacho, I have to say that was hilarious well played Danger! I love it when people call out Entourage’s ridiculously simple formula. Also Tim47 losing weight a-la Jared from Subway doesn’t make you “athletic”…