Old As F*&$ Whiskey is a mysterious 48 year old whiskey that we uncovered in an old warehouse. We took this long forgotten whiskey and gave it some additional aging in the same state that once housed the famed Stitzel-Weller distillery. Yup, none other than Pappy Van Winkle's distillery known for wheated bourbons like Very Old Fitzgerald and Old Weller. If it's good enough for Pappy, it's good enough for us!

The only thing that's been added to this whiskey is love and pure West Virginia water (which it turns out, is very cheap these days). We hope you will enjoy this old whiskey which should be on sale soon at a store near you for $499.99, and considering the age, that's quite a bargain compared to Pappy Van Winkle!!

Produced and Bottled by the Schitzel-Willer Distilling Co., a subsidiary of SKU International Spirits & Plumbing Supplies, 1423 Dixwell Avenue, Hamden, Connecticut. 100% Rye Grain Spirit aged in used cooperage. A product of Canada.

The smart person will buy this first release that has an age statement because the next release will be in the same bottle but called No. 48 and will be a mix of 4 year old with just 8 drops of the 48.

My company, Giadeo, is set to release our 1960 and 1975 bourbon vatting that was most likely distilled in Illinios, but has been aged on the grounds of every distillery in Kentucky. We vatted the two vintages for finishing within a new oak cask and are calling it "Ocean Cask of Trespass", because it rolled around the back of our van while touring every distillery in Kentucky before round-trip shipping the cask on the deck of a cargo ship to Hawaii for bottling. In honor of celebrating the love and care that went into crafting these rare vintages our Bourbon has been discounted to $6075 per bottle.

I mean $500 for a 48 year old whiskey is a fair price imo. But the problem with todays market is the only shot I'm going to have to get a bottle is going through the secondary market. It's too bad because unlike everyone who will actually get a bottle, I've been a fan of Old As F*&$ Whiskey since it was Young As F*&$ Whiskey.

I heard this juice is in fact Stitzel-Weller juice. But is there like a bottle code that verifies the juice is Stitzel-Weller juice or some other juice? Maybe Bernheim juice or Buffalo Trace juice. Juice. JUICE!!!