Gabrielle: (about Edie dating Carlos) It's awkward, it's, it's like if I donated a dress to charity, and I went to a party and you showed up wearing it.Edie: Again, if you gave it away in the first place then what the hell are you bitching about?!

(on Susan's answering machine) Hey Susan... um... I don't mean to bug you, but there's just so much I didn't get to say... um... I ju--... God, I'm lousy at goodbyes. Anyway, you will always be the best thing that ever happened to me and, well I hope you find the happiness you deserve. Bye. Oh, this is Mike.

Susan: Lynette, what are you doing here?Lynette: Edie asked me to cater. I know, I'm a total whore, but please don't rat me out to Gaby.Edie: (just as Susan is about to say something) Hi Susan! I have 30 copies of your book. The kids can't wait for you to sign it. Come on, let's go. Come on. Come on.Lynette: (looks at Susan and smiles) Looks like we're working the same corner.

Gabrielle: So here's what's gonna happen. We're not talking to Edie anymore.Lynette: What do you mean we?Gabrielle: I mean we as in she betrayed me and you're my best friends so you're gonna support me because that's what friends do.Susan: And support you, means acting like we're in junior high?

Susan: Ian, I made my choice.Ian: But not for the right reasons. You're just trying to honor a promise you made to me.Susan: I will get over him.Ian: You've been trying to get over him for as long as I've known you. Haven't had much luck, have you?Susan: Ian, I love you.Ian: I know you do, but you love him a little bit more, don't you?

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Susan: Mike, you saved our lives. (Mike pulls Susan's cheese out of his back pocket) And our cheese! Ian, can you believe it? Mike saved our cheese!Ian: Yes, yes, he's quite the hero.Mike: (smirking) Good thing I was following ya.