Power Goblets: Cleavage Can Coozies

Your party may be killer, but if you really want to go for the jugular, then pick yourself up some of these bad boys girls. Coozies come with such tasteful phrases as "Just Hangin' Out," or "My Cups Runneth Over." If you do buy some, be sure to buy more than just one, because honestly, do you really want to be the only guy at a party with a coozie that says "Got MILF?" on it. Yeah, didn't think so.