I guess this is supposed to be romantic. I’m not so sure that cooked chicken embryos will spark that romantic after-breakfast quickie. But let me know if works out for you. On second thought, don’t. What you do in the privacy of your own kitchen is none of my business. Of course, maybe …

Mustard Marvin Mustard is fun just the way it is. But when you add Mustard Marvin into the mix, squirting mustard onto your hot dogs and burgers becomes hilarious! Just pop the top off your regular-sized mustard dispenser and replace it with Mustard Marvin. Then just squeeze your mustard to make Marvin puke …

This set of 6 dry-measure cups nests neatly just like traditional Russian Nesting Dolls (also known as matryoshkas). They accurately measure 1/4, 1/3, 1/2, 2/3, 3/4 and 1 full cup, and they’re built from heavy-duty, food-safe, long-life engineering plastics.