7. Excuse me, can you give me directions...

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Joe Kim

“Pulled up to a young lady on the street in my ride and asked ‘Excuse me, can you give me directions...’ and she looked ready to help until I said "to your house?" Then she walked away and said "Nice try."

We agree: Nice try with that pickup line. We also know that you lifted that bulging creativity from a David Lee Roth song.