alwaysjaded:alwaysjaded: FTFA: "I'm in the swingerclub Kali. We are three nice ladies but we want men and there are none here."

I hate it when people refer to themselves in the first person.

Screwed that all up. No more posting before noon for me.

I hate it when people catch their own mistakes. I was going to totally jump on that and then you would try to defend it. Then I would make a devastatingly witty quip that both proved my correctness and humiliated you. Then everyone on Fark would start piling on. You would then desperately defend a position that you knew was wrong while I lob incendiary bombs of proper grammar and transcendent mirth on your bent head until the denizens of the forums hoisted me onto their shoulders and blew trumpets while they parade me back and forth between the politics and entertainment tabs. Now that won't happen. Thanks a lot.

NCSB: I was drinking in a bar in Indiana with a friend of mine. An older lady and an even older man start talking to me and my friend. She is just being chatty and the guy is pretty nice. Suddenly she says to one of us "I love you". Then she starts talking about love making. She excuses herself to go to the bathroom and the guy says to us "You boys better run." We did.

She gets awful hungry for ten schlongs at eight (She's starving)She loves getting gangplowed but she never comes lateShe also never bothers to discriminateThat's why this cowfrau is a tramp

She's taken on barons, Hasselhoffs, and earlsChubby chaser or bored tourist any bum with anal pearlsShe's killed her babies to give Herr Hobos a whirlThat's why herr swampthing is a tramp!

She loves the the free, fresh sputz in her hairLife without careShe huge and broke...could be a bloke!

She'll hate the years in the Stalag - but pass time mounting guard dogs...That's why the sheglobThat's why madame whatchamacallitThat's why herr seacowmake a grown lion meeeowsperm-drunker than DeanoDon't mean to be mean ohbut this Hessian amoral flubbo chickI know it's not right but I want want the rights to the flickthat's why this insatiable narwhale... is a tramp!