Apparently God allows drunk drivers to kill so that they will go to jail and thus won't kill anyone else....

Sound like an uneducated idiot wrote this book? You'd be right.

The audiobook gives you the perverse pleasure of hearing the author's mindless monotone audition for dumbest sounding person in the world award.

In the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, one character is strangled by his brain when attempting to write extremely bad poetry. I suspect this authors brain considered this plan of action many times during the writing of this.