This reporter IS not, has NEVER been, and will NEVER be in love with Miss Piggy! We at Muppet News can definitively put this horrible rumor to bed!

WHAT? Did you just use my name and "bed" in the same report?

Ack! Er...

Rhonda: Better stay up there.

I ain't sure he can.

Rhonda: You'd be surprised how athletic Goldie is given the right motivation.

Aw, no doubt. But I was referrin' to DAT. *the rats watch as the ceiling around the chandelier gives way, plummeting the Newsman onto a startled pig*

AGGHH! You stupid twerp! Plaster in my HAIR?

Noooooo! *sprints*

Not bad. I see whatcha mean.

Rhonda: Yep. *beat* Twenty bucks says he makes it to the back door before she wallops him.

You're on!...

1. Can you "defy gravity" and be "popular" at the same time? Since very few things are both popular and grave, the correlation of the index angle subservient to the Dr Phil quotient leads me to the inescapable conclusion...maybe.

2. Quick! Look up in the sky! AGGHHH! SUNLIGHT! HISSSSSS!

3. Which Muppet would you force to take to a Justin Bieber concert? Didn't the Geneva Convention expressly forbid that?

4. Like, oh my gosh, that was so five minutes. Hah! That's nothing. Wait a bit and it'll be TEN.

5. So the world is going to come to an end....what do we do now? That's great it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes and aeroplanes, Lenny Bruce is not afraiiiiiddd...

1. Can you "defy gravity" and be "popular" at the same time?
Hehe I see whatcha did there.2. Quick! Look up in the sky!
Meh it's blue3. Which Muppet would you force to take to a Justin Bieber concert?
Force to take as in force to come with me? Miss Piggy cause I'm sure she'd have the most brilliantly hilarious things to say about his performance.4. Like, oh my gosh, that was so five minutes.
Lyke ermahgerd.5. So the world is going to come to an end....what do we do now?
Uhm...run.6. Do you like waffles?
Gurl yes.7. Quick! Pick two random Muppets! One male! One female!
Rizzo and Janice8. Now place them in this situation (PLEASE READ HERE FOR NEXT QUESTION ------->): et #2)(Muppet #1) loves (Mupp. Your reaction? (And don't mention the characters in your post)
Ew no.9. Are we human or we dancers?
Psh I don't know about ya'll but I'm human cause gurl trust me I ain't no dancer.10. It's time for saying goodbye. Did you have fun?Yes, yes I did

1. Can you "defy gravity" and be "popular" at the same time?
With some Hollywood magic, anything is possible!
2. Quick! Look up in the sky!
GIANT METEOROID!!!!
3. Which Muppet would you force to take to a Justin Bieber concert?
:holy:
4. Like, oh my gosh, that was so five minutes.
Really? I thought it was 0 seconds…oh wait, my watch stopped.
5. So the world is going to come to an end....what do we do now?
Go bananas!
6. Do you like waffles?
Only with syrup
7. Quick! Pick two random Muppets! One male! One female!
Piece of cake!
8. Now place them in this situation (PLEASE READ HERE FOR NEXT QUESTION ------->): (Muppet #1) loves (Muppet #2). Your reaction? (And don't mention the characters in your post)
That'll never work out
9. Are we human or we dancers?
We're dancing humans! Or is it humans dancing…
10. It's time for saying goodbye. Did you have fun?
*sniff*

1. Can you "defy gravity" and be "popular" at the same time? Only if you're wicked.

2. Quick! Look up in the sky! It's Super Grover!

3. Which Muppet would you force to take to a Justin Bieber concert? Statler and/or Waldorf. Think of the heckling they could do!

4. Like, oh my gosh, that was so five minutes. I didn't take that long to answer those questions. Sheesh!

5. So the world is going to come to an end....what do we do now? Now we play the waiting game. *waits a few seconds* The waiting game sucks, let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!

6. Do you like waffles? Yummeh!

7. Quick! Pick two random Muppets! One male! One female!

8. Now place them in this situation (PLEASE READ HERE FOR NEXT QUESTION ------->): (Muppet #1) loves (Muppet #2). Your reaction? (And don't mention the characters in your post) Nothing good can come of this...

9. Are we human or we dancers? A little from column A, a little from column B.10. It's time for saying goodbye. Did you have fun? Saying goodbye, going away, seems like goodbye's such a hard thing to say...

1. Can you "defy gravity" and be "popular" at the same time?
Jim Henson did it. (And I'm dead serious with that comment).2. Quick! Look up in the sky!
I ain't falling for that one again... *sky falls on Hubert*3. Which Muppet would you force to take to a Justin Bieber concert?
Crazy Harry, obviously.4. Like, oh my gosh, that was so five minutes.
Um...OK...5. So the world is going to come to an end....what do we do now?
Sing a heartfelt song reflecting on our lives?6. Do you like waffles?
Eh...7. Quick! Pick two random Muppets! One male! One female!
Kermit, Miss Piggy (I'm creative...)8. Now place them in this situation (PLEASE READ HERE FOR NEXT QUESTION ------->): (Muppet #1) loves (Muppet #2). Your reaction? (And don't mention the characters in your post)
It's pretty obvious, actually...9. Are we human or we dancers?
I'm a dancer...what are you?10. It's time for saying goodbye. Did you have fun?*cries*

8. Now place them in this situation (PLEASE READ HERE FOR NEXT QUESTION ------->): (Muppet #1) loves (Muppet #2). Your reaction? (And don't mention the characters in your post) - Look at how small my writing is.

9. Are we human or we dancers? - I'm not answering until better grammar appears.

10. It's time for saying goodbye. Did you have fun? - That's fightin' words!

1. Good morning, Baltimore!
You so stole that from me... 2. Is this a trick question?
You tell me.3. Fill in the blank: I would like a stuffed animal that looks like (insert Muppet here).
Thog! I wanna hug Thog so terribly badly!4. Any requests?
Huh?5. Hello, my name is Elder Price and I would like to share with you the most amazing book.
Hi, Vincent...still hiding from vampire Kermit, eh?6. Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?
How did you...you...figure out my last name...?7. You are saved by a Muppet mermaid (a mermaid the resembles a certain Muppet). Who's the mermaid?
I myself would wanna be saved by a Spamela Hamderson mermaid any day...8. Wait.......I have a GPS!
Good for you.9. To be or not to be? That is the question.
Are you or are you not Shakespeare? That is the question.10. Well there's nothing left for me to say except......-sings out extremely loud- EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! Dance, magic, dance...

I think I'll answer as myself for a change. Besides, coming up with mediocre material for great characters is very hard.

1. Good morning, Baltimore! Sup, Rochester.2. Is this a trick question? Depends if this is a trick answer.3. Fill in the blank: I would like a stuffed animal that looks like (insert Muppet here).
I'm with Hubert. I want a Thog.4. Any requests?
Just a bottle of juice and some jazz, and maybe a little pastry, and I'll be alright.5. Hello, my name is Elder Price and I would like to share with you the most amazing book. But did you creat Oxyclean? I think not.

6. Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs? That's Mrs. Krabs to you!

7. You are saved by a Muppet mermaid (a mermaid the resembles a certain Muppet). Who's the mermaid? Again, going with what Hubert said, probably Spamela!

8. Wait.......I have a GPS! Okay. I guess that's a valid reason to stop a survey.

9. To be or not to be? That is the question. You know, when you think about it, this relates back to question two in so many ways. In fact, I think they're the same question.

10. Well there's nothing left for me to say except......-sings out extremely loud- EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! I don't know how to dance. And you lost your voice, it's in my ear.