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whatever strands of dignity i ever possessedOn my way to buy my travelcard now, la lala la laaaWalking down the road, sun is shiningTraa lala la laaasee a bunch of youts from LA fitness, guess they were Recruiting, paid them little mind.Noriced one decent looking 1, filming on his phone, he was looking at me with the camera, i thought woooah, got it like this morning yh Liz?Did my little side grin as i do and kept it movingIn the shop nowLA LALA LA LAAAWent 2 reach for my change, noticed my f*ck*ng flies are undone, no big deal right?WRONGIm not wearing any knickersOh, why didnt i feel the breeze blowing thru my pubes i hear u ask?I DONT HAVE ANY shaven havenToday i lost before i even started, i just hope if that youts camera caught anything it just looks like im wearing brown panties.....Feel like a non profit making hand me down pornstar, FML

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lol @ free post u sketDo u no how parra i am, for the last hour been walking around checking my zipGuna go home 2night and type 'black chick flying low, no knickers' into youtubeWhen have i ever slipped so hard, Was a set up, no wind, havent worn these jeans in yonks, the gym crew and camera just happened to be thereThis is a sick life