Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML

My boyfriend created an "EBK".
This stands for emergency bitch kit. It's filled with chocolate, tampons and Midol.
So when I get bitchy, he hands me this bitch kit. Except when I'm not on my period, I get offended.

No, no. One should not slap back... Just punch her in the jaw! If someone walks up out of the blue and slaps you, they are giving you the right and the privilege of knocking them the fuck out with no moral guilt or legal ramifications.... Self defense against physical assault, as witnessed by security cameras and the many fine people of Walmart.