That goose was motoring. I thought for sure that girl was going to get snatched and taken to an underwater grave, never to be heard from again. Geese aren’t here to fuck around, babes. I love how the girl’s father egged her on to harass the goose, then laughed his ass off when it came after her. She’s lying face down in the grass, and our man’s thinking about all the YouTube views he’s going to rack up. What a parenting legend.