Chocolate or white milk with cookies?

My friend insists that I should only drink white milk when I am having Oreo or Chips Ahoy cookies. The more chocolate the better is my golden rule.
I should punch and delete, right?

Only white milk, ever, with dessert. Chocolate milk is a dessert in itself.

Children who drink chocolate milk are coddled little jerks.

OP, you sound fat.

White milk makes a better accompaniment. And it's more versatile; it can be served with either meat or fish, as well as with dessert. Chocolate milk can be served as a separate course, assuming that one has the proper glasses, permitting appropriate appreciation of the bouquet.

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Your friend should punch and delete.

The fact that you drink chocolate milk told me everything I needed to know about you.
The fact that you felt compelled to post about this tells me I'm right.

Your friend is right. You, on the other hand, sound like an unhinged mess.

Oh my goodness! What about strawberry milk?

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Isn't white milk, just milk?

R9, that strikes me as a very first world question.

I don't drink milk. Nobody past the teen years should drink cows milk.

R16, if you're an adult, it's not good.
Your health and fitness will be improved by cutting out as much dairy as possible. A smattering of hard cheeses (in concert with wine) is okay but really, that's about it.
Soft cheeses, milk, cream... cut as much out as you can.
(to be honest, I can't cut butter or ice-cream completely out of my diet; they're too delicious, but at least I know I'm doing wrong)

ok well I'm only 11 so I can still drink it for one more year then.

White! I hate 2 sweet things together. Chocolate milk goes great with pretzels or a bagle.

The author of R11 and R14 should probably put dairy back in their diet... it's killed their sense of humor.

R11, where do you get your calcium and Vitamin D? Are you taking supplements or eating vegetables high in calcium and Vitamin D? Serious question here.