william and hiswifekatemiddletonexpectinga little royal person. do you care? are you following this? >> listen, that girl better hope that the kid doesn't have her father-in-law's ears or should should get hooked up to the epidural tomorrow. that is going to be the tough -- that's going to be a tough rafting trip there you know, billy, in england they come down the other side of the fallopian tube. i don't get the whole royalty thing. i watched beckett over the weekend. richard burton stunning. peter owe tool plays richard the ii. such a creep you wonder how they ever played off royalty thing. they are people like us. they have somebody who put their pants leg on one at a time for them. i don't know how they get by with all of this stuff. >> bill: when we were discussing what you were going to discuss yesterday. >> there is gallagher. why is gallagher on the screen? >> bill: we were discussing miller topics. that's not gallagher. that's the queen. >> oh, the queen. >> bill: i know she looks like gallagher but she isn't. >> if we allow miller to go into the kate middleton pregnancy h

intothekatemiddletonpregnancyhe is going to mention prince middleton's ears. clio as far as you are concerned miller. >> giving birth to a pineapple with two direct tv satellite dishes connected to them. >> bill: miller, that's cruel, man. pineapple? [ laughter ] come on, rally yourself, billy. >> bill: i'm trying to get composed here. >> talk about this unicorn they found. did you see the name of the city? the name of the city, billy. it's don my yong reminds me when i got hit in the crotch playing dodge ball. >> bill: north korea government announced it found a unicorn. >> foreigners are funny. >> bill: unicorn is a mythical creature that the greeks first mentioned but it's in north korea. now, my question to you is if you were a unicorn, you would go to north korea, right? that's the only place you would want to be is there? >> that's right, because i have a lot in common with this kid. this kid is like from the jersey shore. is he one of those guys. listen, the unicorns were originally bred in mittology. they are a cross between a horse and that thing you keep -- memos on. t