tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57363786420048751142018-03-06T02:38:01.495-06:00The Natural State Hawg - ramblings from an ArkieGeneral observations from an Arkansan. Mostly commentary on things that annoy me and there are no shortage of them, either. Unfortunately.Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.comBlogger592125TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkiehttps://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-14539930109891252882017-09-30T01:35:00.001-05:002017-09-30T01:43:30.059-05:00CBS All Access is totally awesome<p><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_ZGCvkAdh2Q/Wc87SDSFVPI/AAAAAAAAFo4/7PCMbkti02APnl3Y3xyb5gMxkYYgMB0xQCHMYCw/s1600-h/9a5570aa205c967c350c52e4ad43bc8ab6fdecd0%255B3%255D"><img title="9a5570aa205c967c350c52e4ad43bc8ab6fdecd0" style="margin: 0px 0px 5px; display: inline; background-image: none;" border="0" alt="9a5570aa205c967c350c52e4ad43bc8ab6fdecd0" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-E_VXr1wrKDc/Wc87S2tU_RI/AAAAAAAAFo8/6f6yX19o7S0wUxmNXFizVXQf4LRjan6JQCHMYCw/9a5570aa205c967c350c52e4ad43bc8ab6fdecd0_thumb%255B1%255D?imgmax=800" width="404" height="172" /></a></p> <p>I simply can’t believe that some so-called <em>Star Trek: Discovery</em> fans living here in America are complaining that they have to subscribe to CBS All Access to watch the new series.</p> <p>What’s the big deal? It’s, like, $6 a month ($10 if you don’t want commercials) to subscribe to the service and that’s cheap. Yes, it’s common for homes to subscribe to a number of streaming services (Hulu, Netflix and Amazon Prime at my house), so what’s one more?</p> <p>Now, I realize there are some arguments against the business model CBS is using to distribute this show. I mean, so what if we’re talking about a series that has traditionally struggled for ratings even when people could watch it on television for free? So what if the over-the-air premier of <em>Discovery</em> attracted only 9.6 million viewers as opposed to the 14.54 million viewers that tuned in for the Sunday Night Football program at the same time that featured the subpar matchup of the Raiders and Redskins (check out those state <strong><a href="http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/daily-ratings/tv-ratings-sunday-sept-24-2017/" target="_blank">here</a></strong>)? And, so what if <em>Star Trek</em> fans tend to be technically literate and can easily find their way to torrent sites and download <em>Discovery</em> for free like crazy?</p> <p>All of those facts mean nothing because <em>Discovery</em> is awesome and that means it will totally do well. I mean, Internet piracy isn’t that big of a problem, is it? Just ask the music industry, the movie industry and the software industry. They all figured out how to win the war on piracy, right?</p> <p>Besides, <em>Star Trek</em> fans wouldn’t steal Discovery, would they? If I caught one downloading <em>Discovery</em>, I would remind him or her that such a practice is illegal and unethical, and I’m sure that would shame that individual into doing the right thing and handing CBS some money for a program that they should be able to watch for free because they’re shelling out $100 a month on cable. The “stealing is unethical and illegal” argument worked well on music and movie pirates, right?</p> <p>One more thing about CBS All Access – whoever designed that wonderful service did so with its subscribers in mind. Just compare it to Netflix. That service is just boring – it works flawlessly almost every time I use it. CBS All Access, however, tends to lag and display that whirly symbol at people when it’s buffering. That’s time I can use to get a drink, make a phone call or two or visit with my family. Clearly that was all on purpose – CBS wants us to spend more time with our loved ones, so those things that look like technical errors with All Access were brilliantly built into the app on purpose. Genius!</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/zgX9ntzNO_s" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com0http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2017/09/cbs-all-access-is-totally-awesome.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-50186217380568374052017-09-29T19:49:00.001-05:002017-09-29T19:55:50.773-05:00‘Star Trek: Discovery’ totally follows canon<a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Q_7DZ81jSY8/Wc7qBXxE_yI/AAAAAAAAFoc/LqolmwtZlZ8UcpM21VwF3BO9UmUSD7SQQCHMYCw/s1600-h/9a5570aa205c967c350c52e4ad43bc8ab6fdecd0%255B3%255D"><img alt="9a5570aa205c967c350c52e4ad43bc8ab6fdecd0" border="0" height="172" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-s7V-VUKI9vU/Wc7qCJXDr3I/AAAAAAAAFog/meKTRPAYKboIkVbg4cnxEh35jPcuHk-VgCHMYCw/9a5570aa205c967c350c52e4ad43bc8ab6fdecd0_thumb%255B1%255D?imgmax=800" style="background-image: none; display: inline;" title="9a5570aa205c967c350c52e4ad43bc8ab6fdecd0" width="404" /></a><br /><i>Star Trek: Discovery</i> is out and a lot of people have some dumb complaints about it. One of the of the lamest ones is that the show doesn’t follow established canon.<br /><br />That’s simply not true. The show totally follows canon. I know the logic of that statement is self-evident, but let me explain a bit further for the 10 percent of the population or so that need to be convinced because they are too dumb to recognize the plain truth.<br /><br />Let’s take, for example, the lead character – First Officer Michael Burnham (played by Sonequa Martin-Green, who some of you may recognize as the former drummer for the Grateful Dead). She was raised by Sarek, the Vulcan who is also Spock’s father. Now, some people have pointed out that this is a major deviation from Star Trek canon because Spock is totally famous and, as such, we should have heard about an adoptive sister at some point in the past.<br /><br />Here’s what those fools fail to realize. Sarek is smart. Like, way smart. He knew that the Force was strong with both Michael Burnham and Spock, so he hid them from Darth Vader and the evil emperor so they couldn’t find them and turn them to the Dark Side. Of course, Sarek also kept Spock and Michael Burnham separate, so those two never realized they were raised by the same man.<br /><br />See? We never heard about Michael Burnham because Spock didn’t know she existed. Point made. Canon followed.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/WrYEt45h9Qk" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com0http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2017/09/star-trek-discovery-totally-follows.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-34943497096752443912017-04-19T21:17:00.001-05:002017-04-19T21:17:55.824-05:00MST3K is back, boys and girls!<p><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-0bcV-e_TTpQ/WPgaUGHqzrI/AAAAAAAAFlg/zlaWtO4P3Eo/s1600-h/mst3k-season-11-netflix%25255B4%25255D.jpg"><img title="mst3k-season-11-netflix" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px auto 5px; display: block; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="mst3k-season-11-netflix" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-FCjEk2OpEKA/WPgaUrGvUbI/AAAAAAAAFlk/5bsPM_9sR3g/mst3k-season-11-netflix_thumb%25255B2%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="404" height="229" /></a></p> <p>Well, thank goodness. After being off the air for 18 years, <em>Mystery Science Theater 3000</em> (MST3K) is back. That’s right – the 11th season of the 1990s cult classic is back and is on Netflix right now.</p> <p>So, what’s changed? Jonah Ray plays the role of the poor slob who is condemned to watch awful (mostly) science fiction movies and ridicule them with a couple of robots (yes, Crow and Tom Servo are back in action), and the action takes place on the dark side of the moon rather than on the Satellite of Love. Also, cultural references have been updated for the 21st century (naturally).</p> <p>What’s not changed? It’s still a heck of a lot of fun watching the gang shred awful movies. Joel Hodgson – the creator of he show – is back in the driver’s seat and his since of humor and fun clearly hasn’t changed much over the years.</p> <p>If you’ve never watched MST3K, now is the chance to check it out and see if you like it. For those of us who have missed MST3K since it went out of production in 1999, this new series is like seeing an old friend return after a very long absence. No, it’s not the same and the actors are clearly getting into the groove still, but this revival is great and a breath of fresh air. If you have Netflix, check out the new episodes. If you don’t have Netflix, this is a good time to subscribe.</p> <p>Want to find out more about MST3K? <strong><a href="http://www.mst3k.com/" target="_blank">Click here</a></strong>, pilgrim.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/lbaSl6xBnLs" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com0http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2017/04/mst3k-is-back-boys-and-girls.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-34573737914176043742017-04-19T20:50:00.001-05:002017-04-19T20:50:27.294-05:00Wordless Wednesday–spoiled brats<p><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-UmV_Yk4rLX8/WPgT2zxqitI/AAAAAAAAFlM/gkcLdTKoo2c/s1600-h/2017-04-06%25252016.06.05%25255B6%25255D.jpg"><img title="2017-04-06 16.06.05" style="border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; float: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px auto 5px; display: block; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px" border="0" alt="2017-04-06 16.06.05" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-XZnH0vFvh5g/WPgT4LitfqI/AAAAAAAAFlQ/z-EsRGabMy0/2017-04-06%25252016.06.05_thumb%25255B3%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="404" height="304" /></a></p> <strong><a href="http://wordlesswednesday.blogspot.com/2017/04/april-12.html" target="_blank">Click here</a></strong> for more Wordless Wednesday entries. <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/0QyL_OCjgJ0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com0http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2017/04/wordless-wednesdayspoiled-brats.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-23724185012493201072017-04-15T18:36:00.001-05:002017-04-15T22:30:34.866-05:00Tragedy (almost) strikes the backyard chickens<p><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Se9mMWfR_ms/WPKulPy3HWI/AAAAAAAAFks/GZF9cr43Mqg/s1600-h/tragic%25255B2%25255D.jpg"><img title="tragic" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="tragic" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-rDiBqI_NeSU/WPKuldTBDdI/AAAAAAAAFkw/28I7cI3XEXM/tragic_thumb.jpg?imgmax=800" width="244" align="left" height="244" /></a>As I’ve mentioned here a time or two, we got four hens last weekend and have been happily raising them since.</p> <p>However, we almost lost the girls this evening. Fortunately, they are fine and we learned a valuable lesson about hens (i.e., don’t let them wander around unattended). <br />My wife let the chickens out of their coop this morning to forage around the backyard. We’ve been doing that regularly since shortly after we got them – our dogs and cats leave them alone, so what’s the harm?</p> <p>We were in the house mopping the floors when we hard a commotion (more accurately, a bunch of squawking). We went out back to find Heihei passed out in the yard with feathers all around her. The other hens were nowhere in sight.</p> <p>My wife checked on Heihei while I looked around for the rest of the hens. Heihei was just knocked out and it seems that chickens will do that when scared. Heihei was in shock, so we stuck her back in her coop and searched for the other birds.</p> <p>We called our farmer friend who gave us the hens and he said that one of two things probably happened – either a hawk scattered them or an eagle picked one up and the other ones hid (there is an eagle preserve less than a mile from our house). He said the hawk scenario is more likely and that the chickens were probably just hiding – give them a couple of hours and they might return to the coop.</p> <p>After a couple of hours, we found Paul hiding in some low-lying bushes in our fence line. Chickadee hiding was a few bushes down and we retrieved her, too. We figured perhaps Li’l Peep was a goner, but she showed up a few minutes after we put the two formerly hiding hens in their coop and she wanted to join them.</p> <p>So, the hens are all safe and it appears that we need to keep a better eye on them. We are concerned about Heihei as she hasn’t moved much since we put her in her coop, although she has taken a few drinks of water and will cluck from time to time. We’re told that the hens probably won’t lay eggs for a few days, but they should come around just fine after the shock wears off.</p> <p>We don’t exactly live in the country, but we’ve seen hawks and owls in our neighborhood. Hens are pretty vulnerable to predators, seemingly, so we got lucky this time. We’ll keep a close eye on the critters in the future.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/-3YrFzYwslI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com0http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2017/04/tragedy-almost-strikes-backyard-chickens.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-63174217971619902432017-04-12T10:33:00.003-05:002017-04-12T10:39:26.182-05:00Brenda and the chicken<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kGNd93Gu-4o/WO5J-xbA5hI/AAAAAAAAFkY/6P1flwQ-pu466tkvyMSg6gn2JvX2h9NggCLcB/s1600/BrendaAndChicken.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kGNd93Gu-4o/WO5J-xbA5hI/AAAAAAAAFkY/6P1flwQ-pu466tkvyMSg6gn2JvX2h9NggCLcB/s400/BrendaAndChicken.jpg" width="300" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="http://wordlesswednesday.blogspot.com/2017/04/april-12.html" target="_blank"><b>Click here</b></a> for more Wordless Wednesday entries.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/HiV-m34TJJ4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com0http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2017/04/brenda-and-chicken.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-56236824879633845552017-04-09T20:53:00.001-05:002017-04-09T20:53:25.574-05:00The backyard chicken experiment gets underway<p><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-9837DZbGEfI/WOrlkqaoh7I/AAAAAAAAFj8/YX1rgq39qq0/s1600-h/BellaAndHeihei%25255B4%25255D.jpg"><img title="BellaAndHeihei" style="border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px" border="0" alt="BellaAndHeihei" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-tseTIGGJ4o8/WOrllDX8HjI/AAAAAAAAFkA/rIJlRT1bFp4/BellaAndHeihei_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="424" height="229" /></a></p> <p>We were supposed to get our chickens last weekend, but it didn’t work out. Why? The coop we bought was missing some pieces, so we had to take it back and get another one. On Friday, then, we completed our coop and picked up our hens on Saturday.</p> <p>So, this is officially Day 2 of the backyard chicken experiment, and our four hens – Heihei (named for a stupid chicken in <strong><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moana_(2016_film)" target="_blank">Moana</a></strong>),&#160; Li’l Peep, Chickadee and Paul (my daughter named her – not sure why) – are settling in nicely. Instead of raising chicks, we got four cinnamon queen hens from a friend of ours who said we could have them for free.</p> <p>Why did we choose the cinnamon queen? The fellow who gave us our hens and knows about such things said they tolerate this hot Arkansas weather very well, are friendly and lay a bunch of eggs. So far, we have gotten only one broken egg our of our hens, but we were told not to expect anything for two or three days as the chickens adjust to the move.</p> <p>The fascinating thing here is that we got these critters for eggs, but we are having a lot of fun with them. My wife and I have discovered our dogs don’t really bother the hens (see the photo above of Bella the Dog following Heihei as evidence), so we let them roam and forage as often as we can. We spent 1.5 hours this evening, in fact, just watching them forage and it was very peaceful. When the chickens were done foraging, they simply went back into the coop and headed for either a perch or nesting boxes. Convenient, no?</p> <p>We’ll see about egg production soon enough, but we are making sure they are fed at least once a day (we’ll up that to twice a day when winter hits and foraging is no longer effective) with a feed that has ground oyster shells in it as we have been told that eggs with hard shells will result.</p> <p>Meanwhile, those critters are just fun to watch. I’ve never owned chickens or spent much time with them, but having them around has been great so far. </p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/OHI_oswuVOU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com0http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2017/04/the-backyard-chicken-experiment-gets.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-27823817598411314432017-04-04T23:43:00.001-05:002017-04-04T23:43:53.498-05:00Wordless Wednesday–Working Late<p><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/--1iUbv0-sCk/WOR2BwR3GKI/AAAAAAAAFjk/OvX8KucTsAI/s1600-h/2015-03-10%25252023.26.27%25255B4%25255D.jpg"><img title="2015-03-10 23.26.27" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="2015-03-10 23.26.27" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Q9ilbWH3a0M/WOR2COZuvQI/AAAAAAAAFjo/F2bl1_UswTQ/2015-03-10%25252023.26.27_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="424" height="319" /></a></p> <p><strong><a href="http://wordlesswednesday.blogspot.com/2017/04/april-5.html" target="_blank">Click here</a></strong> to see more Wordless Wednesday entries.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/Kuj-1-1GjYI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com1http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2017/04/wordless-wednesdayworking-late.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-75280733146266130972017-04-03T23:00:00.001-05:002017-04-03T23:00:32.647-05:00The backyard chicken experiment<p><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-YBnKG5Rcjd4/WOMaXJECmeI/AAAAAAAAFjE/eAMFe46isNE/s1600-h/2017-03-30%25252016.11.56%25255B8%25255D.jpg"><img title="2017-03-30 16.11.56" style="border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px" border="0" alt="2017-03-30 16.11.56" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-KT2i9-XCw0Y/WOMaXWSf5TI/AAAAAAAAFjI/RzIkYw1-I9U/2017-03-30%25252016.11.56_thumb%25255B5%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="424" height="322" /></a></p> <p>For some reason, my wife and I have decided to keep a few hens so that we can have fresh eggs. Yes, fresh eggs are awesome, but we’ll see how much we like dealing with the critters that lay them.</p> <p>I’ll go ahead and post details when we, like, actually get some hens and a chicken coop to keep them safe from predators and our dogs (the coop we’ve ordered is the one that the lovely Brenda SueCarol Nobles (a.k.a. my daughter) is modeling in the above photo).</p> <p>Meanwhile, I have learned a few things about raising hens and I’ll mention those for now.</p> <p>1. We are allowed to have up to five hens in the Benton city limits, but roosters are prohibited. Because we worry about room for the hens to run, we have ordered a coop built for 18 birds. That ought to keep the three we’re getting fairly happy, we figure.</p> <p><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-RIVsqNhbS94/WOMaXmOSAQI/AAAAAAAAFjM/XYCTI5Gcq1w/s1600-h/92422129ee616dfda390d2863fcdb2ba%25255B4%25255D.jpg"><img title="92422129ee616dfda390d2863fcdb2ba" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="92422129ee616dfda390d2863fcdb2ba" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-8NF1ybTqQU0/WOMaX71ZAhI/AAAAAAAAFjQ/Prz87gMnkM8/92422129ee616dfda390d2863fcdb2ba_thumb%25255B2%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="104" align="right" height="101" /></a>2. We are getting cinnamon queen hens free from some friends of ours who are actual farmers and know about such things. I’m told cinnamon queens are easy to take care of, thrive in this weird, hot climate we are blessed with here in Arkansas and produce about 300 large, brown eggs per year. The hens we are getting are adults and they are ready to go. I’m told they stop laying eggs after they reach the age of five-years-old or so.</p> <p>3. Once a hen stops laying eggs, the proper thing to do is to eat the hen. Frankly, I’m not sure how I’ll do with that. My wife who spent a lot of time on a farm might be fine with it, but I would find it difficult to eat something I’ve named. We’ll just have to see how that goes, but I can’t imagine dining on Hey-Hey, Lil’ Peep, etc. At some point, it would seem the hens will become pets.</p> <p>4. You don’t need a rooster to get eggs. In spite of the fact I was born and raised in the South, I was stupid enough to think that rooster + hen = eggs. My wife tells me that hens lay “blank” eggs and you only need a rooster around if you want those eggs fertilized. Since I don’t want to deal with a bunch of baby chicks, I am glad not to have a rooster. Besides, roosters are noisy and tend to make a lot of noise early in the morning – not a good combination, seeing how much I like sleeping in on Saturdays and how heavily armed I am. Besides, there is an ordinance prohibiting roosters inside the city limits.</p> <p>5. The quality of the eggs depends on nutrition. In other words, we need to feed our chickens well if we want to eat well. I’m told chickens love to forage, too, hence the importance of a large coop with plenty of room to run. Throwing in some crickets is a good idea, too, as chickens eat the heck out of those things and they are quite good for birds.</p> <p>6. Chickens are surprisingly soft. Raising backyard chickens has become a big deal around here, so I visited a friend who has a cinnamon queen hen before deciding to take the dive myself. I was allowed to pet the chicken and discovered that it is soft as can be and the hen rather enjoyed it. Again, I worry what will happen when we have our own hens, they stop laying eggs and the time comes to eat them. I’d rather not think about that.</p> <p>So, that’s what I’ve learned so far. Expect some updates in the future.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/QD1Owg6rprM" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com0http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2017/04/the-backyard-chicken-experiment.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-22060761115398396242017-04-02T22:36:00.001-05:002017-04-02T22:36:54.218-05:00Horoscope for the month of April, 2017<p><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-w0HhJgOVyXM/WOHDMcoXqgI/AAAAAAAAFhA/qqW52h9OImI/s1600-h/swami_vivekananda%25255B6%25255D.gif"><img title="swami_vivekananda" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="swami_vivekananda" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-A88EOZBaBEs/WOHDMzn2y6I/AAAAAAAAFhE/42IwdN3rnQc/swami_vivekananda_thumb%25255B4%25255D.gif?imgmax=800" width="194" align="left" height="244" /></a></p> <p>Dr. Zodiac – our resident psychic and proponent of Eastern mysticism – is back in action after a couple of years of trying to sell what he describes as the most significant tool for fortune telling in the history of that entire <strike>scam</strike> industry.</p> <p>I speak, of course, of the Crystal Ouija Rune Board – the device that Dr. Zodiac uses to communicate directly with The Stars so that he can convey what cruelty and/or good fortune they have in store for you. Dr. Zodiac has spent the past few years trying to sell the device to retailers and through informercials but, alas, has been unsuccessful.</p> <p>Regardless, he now has some time on his hands and has agreed to put together a monthly horoscope for the two or three people who actually read this blog. So, here we go – the first horoscope in about five years from the intrepid Dr. Zodiac!</p> <p align="center"><em><strong><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ZizOWEGz99Q/WOHDNLKhqeI/AAAAAAAAFhI/78NwWyFHQFE/s1600-h/aries%25255B96%25255D.jpg"><font size="5"><img title="aries" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="aries" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-MB13_vhF_fc/WOHDNqZcPDI/AAAAAAAAFhM/eJ62-07fkr4/aries_thumb%25255B94%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="124" align="left" height="124" /></font></a><font size="4">Aries</font></strong></em></p> <p align="center"><em><strong><font size="3">March 21-April 19</font></strong></em></p> <p>Think you’re pretty cool, don’t you, Aries? Well, The Stars say different. In fact, The Stars have one question for you. Jesus was the son of God, performed a number of miracles including totally walking on water and he rose from the dead. What have you done lately, Aries? Yeah. That’s what I though. <strong>Your lucky number this month is a big, fat 0</strong>.</p> <p align="center"><font size="4"><strong><em><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-sEUMY-Fzhlc/WOHDNwxeUmI/AAAAAAAAFhQ/6Edjfvbea_I/s1600-h/taurus%25255B3%25255D.jpg"><img title="taurus" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="taurus" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/--c2GUJ2z3VM/WOHDOVVkiqI/AAAAAAAAFhU/fMSL79qk4UA/taurus_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="124" align="left" height="124" /></a>Taurus</em></strong></font></p> <p align="center"><font size="3"><strong><em>April 20-May 20</em></strong></font></p> <p>Spring is in the air but, alas, not for you. That can be good news for you, Taurus as you can take this time of not being loved to develop some new hobbies. Heck, why not develop a new skill? Why not purchase a copy of my famous Crystal Ouija Rune Board and learn to talk to The Stars just like your good friend Dr. Zodiac? Perhaps you could ask The Stars themselves why you are so unloved. <strong>Your lucky number this month is 1 (the loneliest number)</strong>.</p> <p align="center"><font size="4"><strong><em><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-kzoe161IDDg/WOHDOjDZsqI/AAAAAAAAFhY/iR4zEQb-mME/s1600-h/gemini%25255B4%25255D.jpg"><img title="gemini" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="gemini" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-1HqnV9rjZ3k/WOHDO784buI/AAAAAAAAFhc/d6--nHv1cME/gemini_thumb%25255B2%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="124" align="left" height="124" /></a>Gemini</em></strong></font></p> <p align="center"><font size="3"><strong><em>May 21-June 20</em></strong></font></p> <p>Good news, Gemini! The Stars tell me that April will be a great month for you. Want money? You’ll have it. Want popularity? Done. Want love? They’ll be calling you Dr. Love, Gemini! Why, April will be so awesome that it might just make up for the miserable March you had. February wasn’t so great, either, come to think of it. And January… Well, at least April will be awesome. <strong>Your lucky number this month is something in the millions, you fortunate thing</strong>.</p> <p><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-OC3tYs-Scck/WOHDPXSV1TI/AAAAAAAAFhg/VLA75hXbmCo/s1600-h/cancer%25255B3%25255D.jpg"><img title="cancer" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="cancer" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-DT8pXSBefmw/WOHDP4Ta40I/AAAAAAAAFhk/00ooK_Kz3c8/cancer_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="124" align="left" height="124" /></a></p> <p align="center"><strong><em><font size="4">Cancer</font></em></strong></p> <p align="center"><strong><em><font size="3">June 21-July 22</font></em></strong></p> <p>Want to talk about irony? Your medical doctor will diagnose you as having terminal cancer. Terrifying, huh? Well, relax, Cancer – The Stars tell me that the diagnosis will be false and you will have a great malpractice case against your doctor after you run around like an idiot doing all those things you wanted to do before running out of time (spending all of your money on various things, telling your boss what you really think about him, etc.) As far as fortunes go, then, this one isn’t half bad. <strong>Your lucky number this month is 40 percent</strong>.</p> <p><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-RzWmfl9Lsjk/WOHDQI6TF6I/AAAAAAAAFho/ixySfRnh938/s1600-h/leo%25255B5%25255D.jpg"><img title="leo" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="leo" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-a0pfqzWJ2Yk/WOHDQSmot5I/AAAAAAAAFhs/V57bhfXdQVc/leo_thumb%25255B3%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="124" align="left" height="124" /></a></p> <p align="center"><strong><em><font size="4">Leo</font></em></strong></p> <p align="center"><strong><em><font size="3">July 23-August 22</font></em></strong></p> <p align="left">In the jungle – the mighty jungle – the lion might sleep tonight. Sadly, Leo, you won’t sleep well for the entire month of April. Yes, The Stars tell me that you will be stricken with a severe case of insomnia. It won’t be so bad, though. You will just have trouble driving, concentrating, holding down your job, paying attention to your loved ones, etc. Just think how great it will be when May arrives and you can sleep again. Bliss! <strong>Your lucky number this month is zzzzzzz</strong>.</p> <p align="left"><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-TFbq0t51D84/WOHDQyDpfOI/AAAAAAAAFhw/jOI4PBjoWWE/s1600-h/virgo%25255B3%25255D.jpg"><img title="virgo" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="virgo" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/--ZnXWuApAOk/WOHDRNj8edI/AAAAAAAAFh0/icnU1_JhMU4/virgo_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="124" align="left" height="124" /></a></p> <p align="center"><strong><em><font size="4">Virgo</font></em></strong></p> <p align="center"><strong><em><font size="3">August 23-September 22</font></em></strong></p> <p>A shovel, a pinstripe suit, a pair of sandals, a chicken, a Porsche 944, a DVD copy of <em>Smokey and the Bandit</em> and a vintage copy of the <em>Rubber Soul</em> LP by the Beatles. What do all these have in common? Figure that out and you will know your fortune for April, Virgo. Yes, The Stars can be cryptic. <strong>Your lucky number this month is ???</strong>.</p> <p><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-mIezzWGF6PM/WOHDRSBgGSI/AAAAAAAAFh4/ktHGtFb0Rvs/s1600-h/libra%25255B3%25255D.jpg"><img title="libra" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="libra" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-hwiVB11uhQg/WOHDR7m_YYI/AAAAAAAAFh8/8iI5fxemcAk/libra_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="124" align="left" height="124" /></a></p> <p align="center"><strong><em><font size="4">Libra</font></em></strong></p> <p align="center"><strong><em><font size="3">September 23-October 22</font></em></strong></p> <p>You will become obsessed this month with farming. Why? Only The Stars know that, but farm you will. Will you wind up with a small garden or go insane like Oliver Wendell Douglas from <em>Green Acres</em> and move to a farming community to pursue your obsession? That depends on how much self control you have, pilgrim. Good luck. <strong>Your lucky number this month is 7 (you know, like Sevin Dust. Get it? Get it?)</strong></p> <p><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-xu8rvfBJdZY/WOHDSIUEwxI/AAAAAAAAFiA/KIB6YZjMlLA/s1600-h/scorpio%25255B3%25255D.jpg"><img title="scorpio" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="scorpio" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-6NT44SOT83w/WOHDSe2gleI/AAAAAAAAFiE/7n7apUu-i7g/scorpio_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="124" align="left" height="124" /></a></p> <p align="center"><strong><em><font size="4">Scorpio</font></em></strong></p> <p align="center"><strong><em><font size="3">October 23-November 21</font></em></strong></p> <p>Uh-oh. Now you went and did it, Scorpio. You know exactly what I’m talking about, don’t you? Oh, you want me to remind you? You want me tell everyone? OK, then – here it goes. You decided last month that The Stars don’t control your future. Think they didn’t here you? You are totally wrong, Scorpio. The Stars heard you loud and clear and they are furious. I wouldn’t be in your shoes for all the tea in China. It might be best to just stay inside your house all month. <strong>Your lucky number this month is N/A</strong>.</p> <p><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-6-cj1De1grw/WOHDS78KO7I/AAAAAAAAFiI/_wxviqvZrOk/s1600-h/sagittarius%25255B3%25255D.jpg"><img title="sagittarius" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="sagittarius" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-wdX5nnrqq5Y/WOHDTDEQtmI/AAAAAAAAFiM/iWOu_XjUeCU/sagittarius_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="124" align="left" height="124" /></a></p> <p align="center"><strong><em><font size="4">Sagittarius</font></em></strong></p> <p align="center"><strong><em><font size="3">November 22-December 21</font></em></strong></p> <p>Remember last month when Scorpio was going around claiming The Stars had no control over his destiny and blah, blah, blah? You told Scorpio you didn’t think that was quite right and that turned out to be the right move.&#160; As it happens, The Stars heard you and they have decided to reward you. You won’t be rewarded handsomely, of course, but expect April to be a little bit better than your typical month. <strong>Your lucky number this month is 3</strong>.</p> <p><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-xF_IoYYfcZA/WOHDTgFYCaI/AAAAAAAAFiQ/lgA_8_KbwC8/s1600-h/capricorn%25255B3%25255D.jpg"><img title="capricorn" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="capricorn" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-o_f7avP5USg/WOHDT4Ms1QI/AAAAAAAAFiU/BfR_pPTr5MI/capricorn_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="124" align="left" height="124" /></a></p> <p align="center"><strong><em><font size="4">Capricorn</font></em></strong></p> <p align="center"><strong><em><font size="3">December 22-January 19</font></em></strong></p> <p>Uh-oh. Yikes. Uh, I’ve got some bad news for you, Capricorn. You’ve got some evil headed your way this month. How bad will it get? Read the Book of Job to get an idea. Of course, God gave back Job pretty much everything he lost when it was all said and done, but will you be that lucky? I wouldn’t count on it. Good luck, ace. <strong>Your lucky number this month is 666</strong>.</p> <p><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-GdvdoP9xSiA/WOHDUNVhtII/AAAAAAAAFiY/JJzGIw0PnGs/s1600-h/aquarius%25255B3%25255D.jpg"><img title="aquarius" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="aquarius" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-xy8hPoS9VMM/WOHDUjZZTKI/AAAAAAAAFic/8UzqmyCUXQs/aquarius_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="124" align="left" height="124" /></a></p> <p align="center"><strong><em><font size="4">Aquarius</font></em></strong></p> <p align="center"><strong><em><font size="3">January 20-February 18</font></em></strong></p> <p>You’ve been thinking about a new career lately and it’s a good idea to pursue it. A really good idea, in fact. I would start doing that immediately. I don’t know how to tell you this, but The Stars have observed that things haven’t been going well for you at work lately and you will soon be shown the door. So, strike first Aquarius! <strong>Your lucky number this month is 940</strong>.</p> <p><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-btRrHJ_-qgM/WOHDU8g3s3I/AAAAAAAAFig/idZAkFJVEV0/s1600-h/pisces%25255B3%25255D.jpg"><img title="pisces" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="pisces" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-nXg_U5LlZos/WOHDVWK-jpI/AAAAAAAAFik/3na2kqUxYvk/pisces_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="124" align="left" height="124" /></a></p> <p align="center"><strong><em><font size="4">Pisces</font></em></strong></p> <p align="center"><strong><em><font size="3">February 19-March 20</font></em></strong></p> <p>Remember that homeless guy you gave $5 to a couple of months ago? That felt pretty good, didn’t it? Well, guess what – that homeless guy was in the shape he was in because The Stars wanted him to suffer. You gave him a bit of relief from that suffering, so the stars will now make you pay for that. Expect this month to be a bad one. <strong>Your lucky number this month is May 1</strong>.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/uenxnrAQqAo" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com0http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2017/04/horoscope-for-month-of-april-2017.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-74081350189222262012017-04-02T18:50:00.001-05:002017-04-02T18:50:38.426-05:00Back<p><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-gM7qxmLfKrI/WOGOStn_hyI/AAAAAAAAFgY/a_k7pVbhrgA/s1600-h/aerosmith-back-in-the-saddle-columbi%25255B2%25255D.jpg"><img title="aerosmith-back-in-the-saddle-columbia" style="border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px" border="0" alt="aerosmith-back-in-the-saddle-columbia" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ZNrIlwTfNUU/WOGOS7MopNI/AAAAAAAAFgc/t8NL9Tf5hT8/aerosmith-back-in-the-saddle-columbi.jpg?imgmax=800" width="244" align="right" height="238" /></a></p> <p>I noticed just the other day that I had posted nothing on this blog since Dec. 26, 2015.</p> <p>For whatever reason, that seemed like a shame. The Internet is full of idiocy, so I feel it necessary to contribute my share. Yes, you are welcome.</p> <p>Sadly, the blogging world has changed a lot since I started this piece of garbage back in 2008. For example, I cleaned up the list of blogs on my sidebar and got rid of the ones that are inactive or just plain gone. The links dropped from 43 blogs to a mere eight. Clearly things have changed – most of the bloggers I kept up with regularly once upon a time have found better things to do.</p> <p>Perhaps I should have found something better to do with my time, but I’m stubborn. Hopefully, I’ll continue to have as much fun goofing off on this site as I once did. Will people read it again? Perhaps, but that’s really not the point – the main purpose here was always self-entertainment, anyway.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/1be3CPp0B8U" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com0http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2017/04/back.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-3560500208361929452017-01-01T20:29:00.000-06:002017-04-03T20:30:53.215-05:00DisclaimerOur Website may contain advertising and sponsorships. Advertisers and sponsors are responsible for ensuring that material submitted for inclusion on our Website is accurate and complies with applicable laws. 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Our relationship to Merchants is solely as independent contractors and neither party has authority to make any representations or commitments on behalf of the other. <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/eDdPUuwDTqQ" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com0http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2017/01/disclaimer.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-91765182127085750372015-12-26T22:05:00.001-06:002015-12-26T22:05:44.482-06:00Hillary Clinton is a bitter old crone<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UtYpYqTeZAo/Vn9hJiROelI/AAAAAAAAFIQ/AHg1U20mnOM/s1600/Crone.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="189" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UtYpYqTeZAo/Vn9hJiROelI/AAAAAAAAFIQ/AHg1U20mnOM/s200/Crone.jpg" width="200" /></a></div>I was reading <a href="http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/key-democrats-putting-off/2015/12/26/id/707199/" target="_blank"><b>this article</b></a> earlier this evening in which the author reported that prominent Democrats weren't yet endorsing Hillary Clinton.<br /><br />Is there anyone out there who really wonders why people aren't lining up to support Clinton? The answer is pretty simple -- the woman is a bitter, old crone with about as much personality as a table. Think of it -- the woman has no emotional warmth, she cackles rather than laughs and one really doesn't have to use too much imagination to imagine her trying to coax children into her gingerbread house so she can toss them in an oven.<br /><br />Clinton had better hope people stop their analysis of her right about the time they decide she is an old crone because a further examination of her is even less flattering. What has she achieved, really, other than endure her husband and his philandering ways instead of shooting him? Not much. She failed as a secretary of state, her attempts to reform healthcare in the 1990s failed and were treated more like the busy work her husband gave her to shut her up for a year or so and her time as a New York senator didn't generate anything of note.<br /><br />So, she's having trouble getting prominent Democrats excited. That's no shock. She'll probably have trouble getting voters excited, and I can't help but think she's about to find a way to win the Democratic presidential nomination only to get whipped like a rented mule by Donald Trump and whomever he picks as a running mate.<br /><br />I have just one request of the old crone -- never step foot in my beloved Arkansas again. She cultivated a reputation for hating all of us unworthy rubes in the Natural State when she was forced to live here, so sticking to more "enlightened" areas should be a breeze for her.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/KcMt7l12_vI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com2http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2015/12/hillary-clinton-is-bitter-old-crone.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-45113184019677090862015-12-12T03:01:00.000-06:002015-12-12T09:07:49.313-06:00Why I'm voting for Trump and you should consider it, too<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1WnSxqT9OPI/VmvdYjjGVcI/AAAAAAAAFEI/WZ0xc3-fs08/s1600/GetFile.aspx.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="166" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1WnSxqT9OPI/VmvdYjjGVcI/AAAAAAAAFEI/WZ0xc3-fs08/s200/GetFile.aspx.jpeg" width="200" /></a></div>Yeah, I know. Donald Trump is as blunt as a crowbar and, by this point, may have said something to offend a majority of people in the United States.<br /><br />But, so what?<br /><br />Here's the thing about Trump -- love him or hate him, he could lay the template for politicians to follow in the future. That is, ultimately, a good thing.<br /><br />Why? Think about how the political process works right now. Special interests buy and sell elected officials who are supposed to be representing us voters and the result has been the wreck of a government that we have right now. Banks darn near bankrupted the country through irresponsible lending a few years ago and they had enough pull to convince the government to bail them out. That's right -- they ran through our money and got more from the government thanks to their influence. That's just great.<br /><br />Want another example? How about bankruptcy reform? Citibank managed to buy some legislation that Bill Clinton had the good sense to veto twice, only to have George W. Bush rubber stamp that horrible reform legislation as soon as it hit his desk. The result? It's a lot harder to file for a Chapter 7 bankruptcy than it was before 2005, meaning consumers get dumped into Chapter 13 cases and wind up paying back a lot of their debt.<br /><br />That sounds like a good thing until you realize that credit card companies such as Citibank lost a lot of unsecured debt in Chapter 7. That was the reason, the credit card industry told us, that interest rates were so high. Advancing credit to everyone with a pulse, seemingly, was risky. You'll notice that the reform that the credit card industry bought shoved more money in their pockets but interest rates haven't dropped. And, of course, their reckless lending practices continue unabated. In other words, they are as irresponsible as they were before bankruptcy reform, but they're making more money and are hitting consumers as hard as ever.<br /><br />You can thank lobbying for that sad state of affairs and a whole lot more. Heck, we can't even address terrorism in rational ways anymore because groups like the Council on American-Islamic Relations will get bent out of shape and there's a group that has been amassing power like crazy as of late.<br /><br />But, what does all of this have to do with Donald Trump? He is the one candidate out there who has a shot of winning and isn't in the pockets of a bunch of special interests who think the government exists to get stuff for them. I'd rather have a loudmouth who shoots from the hip like Trump than a puppet like Jeb Bush or Hillary Clinton any day of the week.<br /><br />And the fact that the establishment Republicans hate Trump so much makes me like the man even more. Want to know why GOP leadership dislikes Trump so much? Because he can't be bought and that terrifies them. If you want to see the lengths they'll go to to deny him the Republican nomination, just <a href="http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/how-the-gop-can-bring-down-trump/article/2578115" target="_blank"><b>read this</b></a> <i>Washington Examiner</i> article and pay particular attention to how little special interests care about what's good for the country or for us poor slobs who happen to live here.<br /><br />And, then, ask yourself one question -- what's more offensive? A loudmouth who says what he thinks or a politician who panders to you for your vote but will jump whichever way his donors pull his strings? Love Trump or hate him, wouldn't it be great if he kicked off a trend in which what we voters want actually mattered to people who beg us for our votes?<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/3Wr25xNJ864" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com0http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2015/12/why-im-voting-for-trump-and-you-should.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-29103250575374334292015-12-09T23:02:00.001-06:002015-12-09T23:05:40.622-06:00I'll pay Trump $50 to punch Bush in the mouth<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mLBy9LB_oQM/VmkGS70vHLI/AAAAAAAAFCQ/vv_-IevUups/s1600/061715_JebBush2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="179" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mLBy9LB_oQM/VmkGS70vHLI/AAAAAAAAFCQ/vv_-IevUups/s320/061715_JebBush2.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>I don't know about anyone else, but I've grown tired of Jeb Bush.<br /><br />Ole Jeb has decided he wants to be the president. He calls himself a Republican even though he's not a whole lot different than Hillary Clinton (well, he's more effeminate than Hillary, but that's another story). Ole Jeb has also decided to ridicule Donald Trump (the guy whipping Jeb like a rented mule in the polls right now, remember?)<br /><br />I've got a proposal that we can all get behind. It doesn't matter if you are a Democrat, Republican, socialist, Nazi or bomb-toting ISIS member -- I'm willing to bet you'd support an effort to put Donald Trump in a position to punch Jeb Bush right in the mouth.<br /><br />To that end, I will offer a whopping $50 to Donald Trump if he will punch Jeb right in the mouth. And I mean, I want to see a busted lip, a fair amount of blood, and Bush crying like a miserable sissy.<br /><br />So, how about it Donald? You know you want to punch Jeb Bush, so why not act on that urge and get $50 in the process? That's a heck of a deal!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/cllPcWGeH68" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com0http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2015/12/ill-pay-trump-50-to-punch-bush-in-mouth.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-42925554913684007842015-07-29T23:36:00.001-05:002015-07-29T23:36:41.583-05:00Trump for president? Why not?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eEDtg_RctE8/Vbmj0-imMGI/AAAAAAAAE6o/fqA0_ND16Kk/s1600/Donald_Trump_March_2015.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eEDtg_RctE8/Vbmj0-imMGI/AAAAAAAAE6o/fqA0_ND16Kk/s320/Donald_Trump_March_2015.jpg" width="221" /></a></div>Ever since Donald Trump announced that he was running for president, he's faced ridicule, predictions that the country will fall to pieces if he gets in office and all sorts of nonsense.<br /><br />Here's the thing -- at this point, I figure about the only thing we can expect from the government is sheer entertainment. And, Trump is nothing if not entertaining.<br /><br />Am I voting for the man? You'd better believe it. Has <span style="color: red;"><b>The Hawg</b></span> lost his mind? I don't think so, but I'll let the two or three people who will actually read this nonsense decide for themselves.<br /><br />The first thing you have to realize is that we voters have almost no power left thanks to lobbyists and a Supreme Court that seems content to let people buy influence at every level of government. Face it, junior. Your government doesn't give a damn about you, me or the guy next door. Our elected officials are more interested in what people will pay them to vote for instead of what is actually good for the nation.<br /><br />In this environment, anyone who is interested in the government doing anything worthwhile is in for bitter disappointment. That being the case, why not go for someone who is simply entertaining? If the government will continue to take our money and not listen to us, at least we can have someone in the White House who will say outrageous things and keep things interesting. Honestly, entertainment is about all that we can expect anymore.<br /><br />And, perhaps an entertaining government rather than an efficient, helpful one is about all we deserve. Think about it -- the past two presidents have gotten put in office because voters are more interested in spite than effective leadership. That's right. Bush voters wanted to irritate Democrats and angry Democrats responded by putting Obama in office. And those two, awful presidents were each granted two terms The only way to explain why such horrid leaders lasted so long is that their supporters were more interested in the "spite factor" than actual ideas or leadership qualities. <br /><br />Why not, then, vote for someone who will be more entertaining than goofy and spiteful? Trump, then, might be a step up.<br /><br />So, come on, folks. Join me in my decision to vote for Trump. You know you want to.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/Ljr1koxDe2M" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com0http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2015/07/trump-for-president-why-not.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-91269133313607206952015-07-28T10:30:00.002-05:002015-07-28T10:40:11.144-05:00Special K Garbage Bars -- yet another reason to stay thin<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MS8MuDUwrTY/VbedLpDE8pI/AAAAAAAAE6E/FlOf-zVh9K8/s1600/GarbageBar.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MS8MuDUwrTY/VbedLpDE8pI/AAAAAAAAE6E/FlOf-zVh9K8/s320/GarbageBar.png" width="320" /></a></div>I was a skinny kid back in my youth. I graduated high school at about 125 pounds and had managed to beef up to about 135 by the time I received my law degree a mere seven years later.<br /><br />I hovered around 135 pounds until I hit my mid-30s and started to put on weight. Now, at my mid-40s, I find myself needing to lose about 40 pounds to avoid being labelled a "fat ass." They never warn you about that -- once you hit your mid-40s, you can pack on pounds just by looking at the stuff you used to eat in abundance as a youth.<br /><br />And, here's another thing -- kicking a 30-year-old smokeless tobacco habit leads to weight gain, too.<br /><br />I do wish people had warned me about sudden weight gain in time for me to avoid it. But, alas, it's too late and I wind up having to eat junk I hate on a regular basis.<br /><br />My wife tells me that small snacks are important to appetite control, so I wound up with some junk called Special K Chewy Snack Bars. I wound up with the "salted pretzel chocolate" variety and they are so wretched that I have to wonder what's next. Perhaps the "gum wrapper and potato peels" flavor? How about the classic mix of egg shells and cobwebs?<br /><br />Heck, Special K should have named this awful things "Garbage Bars" as there is a certain amount of honor attached to advertising things truthfully. These taste like they were made with stuff straight out of the trash and, honestly, probably belong in the trash rather than destroying your taste buds and stomach. In fact, you might be better off just throwing all the Garbage Bars in the trash and eating the box. What is in a Garbage Bar? You get oats, something sticky, trash, 100 gut-wrenching calories and a slightly nauseous feeling that curbs your desire to eat for at least an hour. Perhaps that's the point.<br /><br />I've also learned that eating these things usually makes me good and angry. In fact, I noticed I could head directly to the <a href="http://www.kelloggs.com/en_US/home.html" target="_blank"><b>Kellogg's Internet site</b></a> and leave comments about the Garbage Bars. I resisted the temptation to head to the aforementioned site and post "Your product sucks and I hate you."<br /><br />The lesson here is simple -- be careful about your diet and get plenty of exercise while you are young or you might wind up eating junk like these abominations foisted on the public by those Special K jackals.<br /><br /><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/drW9yZBt14Y" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com0http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2015/07/special-k-garbage-bars-yet-another.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-16015396365700943912015-07-18T23:30:00.001-05:002015-07-18T23:30:23.682-05:00Humble suggestions for new mascots for Benton<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xBbfd7l44FU/VasnhJCUIsI/AAAAAAAAE5M/qKcJrVXCww0/s1600/benton1.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="170" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xBbfd7l44FU/VasnhJCUIsI/AAAAAAAAE5M/qKcJrVXCww0/s200/benton1.png" width="200" /></a></div>Earlier this month, Benton Mayor David Mattingly unveiled a new mascot for our fair city of Benton, Ark.<br /><br />The mascot, which cost $2,500 to produce, is simply named “Ben.” He is supposed to be a businessman who will be trotted out at various events and economic development opportunities (no, I’m not real sure what that means and I’m not sure that anyone else does, either).<br /><br />I’ll avoid the argument that suggests folks in this town already identify with the Panther – the Benton High School mascot – well enough to render poor old Ben redundant at best. Instead, I’d like to suggest a few ideas for mascots that are about as inappropriate and creepy as a balding businessman with arms growing out of the sides of his head. Here goes:<br /><br />* <strong>Ben Ton</strong> – he’s a big, fat guy that weighs 2,000 pounds. A ton. Ben. Ton. Get it? Heh, heh!<br /><br />* <strong>Genghis Fonz</strong> – sure, he’s a bloodthirsty killer but he’s also also as cool as they come. He can thrill audiences by showing off his finely honed combat skills as well as jumping over parked cars at the Sonic on his horse on Friday nights.<br /><br />* <strong>Black Hitler</strong> – the names says it all.<br /><br />There you go, and I’m willing to license any of those mascots to the city for a mere $100.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/sm-0BifM8Jw" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com0http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2015/07/humble-suggestions-for-new-mascots-for.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-26474613494286956752014-02-03T14:37:00.001-06:002014-02-03T14:37:23.070-06:00Don’t feel bad, Broncos fans – the 2014 Super Bowl appearance was par for the course<p><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-WPXv6n3DMWw/Uu_9_kKhR_I/AAAAAAAAEIc/CL3Nf01UM5M/s1600-h/Denver_Broncos_Old%25255B9%25255D.jpg"><img title="Denver_Broncos_Old" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; margin-right: 0px" border="0" alt="Denver_Broncos_Old" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/-KFznciU3uog/Uu_-AVAhbBI/AAAAAAAAEIg/lGPpbC7AcyE/Denver_Broncos_Old_thumb%25255B7%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="179" align="left" height="186" /></a> </p> <p>I’ve been a Denver Broncos fan since way on back in 1977. Why? I always watched football with my dad and I wanted a team of my own to root for while doing it.</p> <p>I suspect that a lot of people became Broncos fans in 1977 because that was the famed Cinderella year in which the Broncos beat all expectations and made it to the Super Bowl. You had a team with no significant NFL playoff history that got great all of the sudden. You had Craig Morton – the former Cowboys quarterback who was cast off in favor of Roger Staubach – was one of those guys you just had to pull for. He was nearing the end of his career and everyone likes to see the underdog defy expectations, right? You also had the Orange Crush defense that was getting games won for the team.</p> <p>Yes, 1977 was a great season for the Broncos. Well, it turned sour during the 1978 Super Bowl when the Dallas Cowboys easily handled Denver and won 27-10.</p> <p>That first Super Bowl appearance set Broncos fans up for more disappointment. There was the 39-20 Super Bowl loss against the Giants in 1987. That was followed by the 42-10 drubbing Denver took from Washington in the 1988 Super Bowl. And, who could forget about the embarrassing 55-10 loss to the 49ers in 1990?</p> <p>Denver redeemed itself somewhat in 1998 when Denver finally won a Super Bowl by beating the Packers 31-24. Denver followed that victory by crushing the Falcons 34-19 in the 1999 Super Bowl.</p> <p>Since then, well Denver’s had some great seasons but it wasn’t until the 2014 Super Bowl when the Broncos played yet again for a national championship. The result? A 43-8 loss against the Seahawks in a game where nothing went right for Denver (the Broncos fumbled the first snap of the game, resulting in a safety).</p> <p>So, the Broncos have a dismal Super Bowl record of 2-5. No, this year’s Super Bowl loss was nothing new for the Broncos, was it? </p> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/AIDI7jGj_Bk" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com2http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2014/02/dont-feel-bad-broncos-fans-2014-super.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-44122115083717779872014-02-03T14:06:00.001-06:002014-02-03T14:06:00.230-06:00Because putting photos on canvas is cool<center><iframe height="244" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/gIzbh50aNqw" frameborder="0" width="325" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen"></iframe></center> <p>One of the best family photos we took was one that was put on canvas so it has that “fine art” vibe to it. The thing looks great and has been a decent conversation piece over the years.</p> <p>Here’s the problem with that photo, however – it cost and arm and a leg. We went to a professional photographer and had to pay for the photo session. After that cost, we had to spend additional money to get a big old frame photo that we could stick on our wall.</p> <p>But, what if you have a good photograph around already that you’d like printed on canvas? Can you get that done without paying a lot of cash? Yes you can thanks to the friendly folks at <strong><a href="http://www.photo4canvas.co.nz/" target="_blank">Photo 4 Canvas</a></strong> (click the link for more information or play the above video for even more information).</p> <p>Just click the link and you’ll find a site that can help you get the canvas treatment you want at a cost you can afford. In short, you submit your photo and they’ll handle the rest.</p> <p>Ah, but the company is more helpful than that. If you have a low resolution photo that won’t look good when printed, you’ll know before you choose to buy a print. Oh, and the company will even email you a print before going to press so you’ll know exactly how it will look. That service is free of charge, too.</p> <p>Looking for more bargains online? Well, there are a couple of other sites to check out. The first is <strong><a href="http://www.snapcarrentalauckland.com/" target="_blank">Snap Car Rentals</a></strong> which offers more cars than you can shake a stick at for prices you won’t mind paying. That company is based in New Zealand.</p> <p>Another New Zealand based company worth having a look at is <strong><a href="http://www.viventiumhomeloans.co.nz/" target="_blank">Viventium Home Loans</a></strong>. What’s that? A company that can save you thousands on a home loan. Mortgages are expensive anyway, so why not do what you can to save some major money on one? Click on the link to check out the site and see how that company can help you.</p> <p>Remember all that chatter in the 1990s about an “Internet revolution?” A lot of that was advanced by companies that sold dog food and such on the Internet. Thank goodness, in the 21st century, online retailers have learned what items people want when they shop on the Internet and how to make things convenient for their markets.</p> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/fERIy4EGzZY" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com0http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2014/02/because-putting-photos-on-canvas-is-cool.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-75135519306947925252014-01-30T00:06:00.001-06:002014-01-30T00:06:37.109-06:00Yeah, my netbook is still useful<p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-xEESp4KjhGc/Uunr6jy0wfI/AAAAAAAAEH4/rfxDfNy_8Mc/s1600-h/Mini110c%25255B3%25255D.jpg"><img title="Mini110c" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="Mini110c" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-obhJA0c-8JU/Uunr7Fai4GI/AAAAAAAAEH8/fW0h4-TW2Hk/Mini110c_thumb.jpg?imgmax=800" width="204" align="left" height="154" /></a></p> <p>Back in 2009, my wife picked up a Compaq Mini 110c for me. While that 10.1” netbook with its low-power and underpowered Intel Atom CPU is about as trendy as a pet rock these days, I still use the thing like crazy.</p> <p>Why? It’s a lot easier to lug around than my 17” laptop and is pretty darned convenient. I don’t always need the power of my big ol’ laptop with its four-core CPU and 8 gigabytes of RAM, so the Compaq is great for traveling, surfing on the Internet and a heck of a lot of other things.</p> <p>Anyone looking for a cheap, portable computer could do a lot worse than a Mini 110c (or just about any netbook, for that matter). Those are so out of favor that it’s not hard to pick one up on eBay for about $100, but you’ll need to do a little work to make it the truly useful machine it can be.</p> <p>Here we go:</p> <p>* <strong>Dump Windows</strong>. Most netbooks came with Windows XP or Windows 7 Starter. They both suck for netbooks because those underpowered netbooks simply struggle with Windows when it comes to handling complex tasks.</p> <p>A lightweight Linux distro is a much better choice for a netbook. I’m a fan of <strong><a href="http://www.linuxmint.com/" target="_blank">Linux Mint</a></strong> with the Xfce desktop, but your mileage may vary. A couple of the many great things about Linux is that the distros are free, so you can try out as many as you like until you find one that suits you.</p> <p>* <strong>Max out that RAM</strong>. My Compaq came standard with 1 gigabyte of ram, but will support up to 2 gigabytes. I spent about $40 on that upgrade and the speed boost was well worth it.</p> <p>* <strong>Get a six-cell battery</strong>. My Compaq came with a three-cell battery that was quite small and only lasted about three hours with regular use. Doubling up to a six-cell battery cost about $20. That’s another worthwhile investment.</p> <p>So, you can spend around $100 for a netbook, drop another $60 or so for some upgrades, spend some time learning Linux and you’ll have yourself a great, general purpose computer.</p> <p>Having said all of that, let me put in a plug or two for the Compaq/HP Mini 110 series. The track pads are weird (buttons on the sides of the track pad rather than on the bottom as God intended), but the keyboards are great. Also, I’ve worked on a few netbooks over the years for friends and have learned one thing – the Mini 110 is easier than most to actually open and work on when things go wrong. That’s worth a lot for those of us who value a cheap computer that is easy to fix with cheap parts.</p> <p>Oh, one more thing – forget about the models with a 16 gigabyte solid state drive. Go for the 160 gigabyte standard hard drive. You’ll be glad you did.</p> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/iecemP54498" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com2http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2014/01/yeah-my-netbook-is-still-useful.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-1919511673476290882014-01-29T23:29:00.001-06:002014-01-29T23:29:48.581-06:00Business is changing, so you should, too<p>I well remember something changing in Arkansas a few years ago – a businessman wanting to stay competitive needed to learn how to reach out to the increasing Latino market.</p> <p>That was a dramatic shift in this state, but a larger one is shaping up now. Economies are now more global, so reaching out to markets in expanding areas such as India is as critical now as reaching the Latino family down the road was a couple of decades ago.</p> <p>So, what can a businessman do? He could could hire a bunch of interpreters and translators to deal with all of the customers and all of their languages in big old India, or he could outsource that job to a company that is based in that continent, responds quickly to requests and charges reasonable fees?</p> <p>Which one sounds more efficient to you?</p> <p>That’s right – hiring <strong><a href="http://www.iaflindia.com/" target="_blank">interpreters</a></strong> and <strong><a href="http://www.iaflindia.com/" target="_blank">translators</a></strong> in <strong><a href="http://www.iaflindia.com/" target="_blank">India</a></strong> is the more cost effective way to go, isn’t it? Click one of the aforementioned links to get going.</p> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/gx6uH9Bt6GQ" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com0http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2014/01/business-is-changing-so-you-should-too.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-85723197883904926402014-01-23T00:56:00.001-06:002014-01-23T00:56:39.644-06:00QuickPic and a bunch of shoes<p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/-YHrGJM80g2s/UuC9IuKtauI/AAAAAAAAEHQ/RodL4HA0e_A/s1600-h/2014-01-14%25252019.00.52.jpg"><img title="2014-01-14 19.00.52" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="2014-01-14 19.00.52" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-TINuRZW1lxc/UuC9JZMjQnI/AAAAAAAAEHY/42orWjUY4gA/2014-01-14%25252019.00.52_thumb.jpg?imgmax=800" width="139" align="left" height="244" /></a></p> <p>See that shoe over there to the right? Like it? I had about 19,000 copies of that hogging up 12GB of space on my HTC One. Considering the phone only has 32GB on board, that was a problem.</p> <p>A couple of months ago my wife was out shopping for shoes, see, when she found a pair that I might like. So, she snapped a picture of the dandy shoe to the right and texted it to me. She also sent along a photo of another shoe that I liked better so I asked her to get me a pair of those.</p> <p>Apparently, my phone really liked the gray shoe as it saved 19,000 copies of it somewhere on my phone. The stock, Android Gallery app was no help in tracking down the rogue photo, but the free QuickPic app was able to find it (and all the copies of it) in a hidden folder called “Encore” for some reason. It took about 10 minutes to delete the “shoe copy” photos, but it was easy enough to do that with QuickPic and I freed up a ton of space, to boot (pun intended).</p> <p>The point? Get QuickPic as such apps are sadly necessary when it comes to dealing with the quirks of Android. I’m glad the app is free as I’d hate to have to buy something to correct a problem that should never have happened in the first place.</p> <p>Damned if I don’t miss my iPhone.</p> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/LCrBn-NEW0A" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com0http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2014/01/quickpic-and-bunch-of-shoes.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-54017782170144896192014-01-22T02:06:00.001-06:002014-01-22T02:06:22.909-06:00I absolutely hate Windows 8<p><a href="http://www.classicshell.net/" target="_blank"><img title="classic_shell_icon" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="classic_shell_icon" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-CoQCSZNS_lA/Ut97_cMGigI/AAAAAAAAEGo/ZyKmnm_IEQ0/classic_shell_icon%25255B3%25255D.png?imgmax=800" width="132" align="left" height="119" /></a></p> <p>There’s no getting around it – Microsoft’s decision to make a uniform operating system for phones, tablets and computers stinks. While Windows 8 may work fine for a tablet or a phone, it’s a counter-intuitive piece of crap on a computer.</p> <p>The bad thing about Windows 8 is that it has become standard equipment on new computers. Well, you could grab an Apple Macintosh or try a Linux distro (<strong><a href="http://www.linuxmint.com/" target="_blank">Linux Mint</a></strong> is a particularly good one, by the way), but there are a lot of us who have been using Windows for years and have grown accustomed to it. Honestly, one of the best operating systems I’ve used is Windows XP and Windows 7 was on its way to being a great OS until Microsoft decided it needed a modern user interface.</p> <p>Apparently, “modern” is code for “a confusing bunch of icons thrown all over the screen like a monkey flings poop at a wall.” The “monkey poop throw” description may be accurate, but it’s hard to work that description into a marketing campaign, isn’t it?</p> <p>Over the past year, I’ve bought two computers loaded with Windows 8 – one for my office and a laptop for use at home. Rather than dealing with Windows 8 and its moronic interface, I took a simpler route – I grabbed a copy of <strong><a href="http://www.classicshell.net/" target="_blank">Classic Shell</a></strong> and like the heck out of it.</p> <p>Why? Classic Shell is a free download that takes but a few minutes to install and doesn’t throw a bunch of spam and other garbage all over my computer. What you see is what you get – an interface that can be configured to look like Windows 7, XP or even 98 (assuming you didn’t learn to hate Windows 98 after dealing with that buggy piece of trash). Instead of a screen full of goofy, flashing icons, you get a start button and a traditional desk top. It’s just the thing for those of us who are more interested in getting some work done than trying to figure out a new, weird operating system that makes no sense in a “keyboard and mouse” environment.</p> <p>Give Classic Shell a shot if you hate Microsoft’s latest foray into strangeness. While you’re at it, make sure to configure “Default Programs” from your control panel so that “old” Windows apps are used to open media instead of those new, bad Windows 8 apps.</p> <p>So, what’s the best way to deal with Windows 8? Find ways to get rid of the new interface and go for something that is actually intuitive and easy to use.</p> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/B9T8QJDnH9I" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com0http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2014/01/i-absolutely-hate-windows-8.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-14210526449764295462014-01-22T01:44:00.001-06:002014-01-22T01:44:37.346-06:00Can you lower your utility bills and be more comfortable?<p><a href="http://homeenergyteam.com" target="_blank"><img title="HomeEnergy" style="border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; float: right; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px 5px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px" border="0" alt="HomeEnergy" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/-3TeBDWRtyFI/Ut9240AYvTI/AAAAAAAAEGY/mLzpr0F6UZ4/HomeEnergy%25255B3%25255D.png?imgmax=800" width="244" align="right" height="70" /></a></p> <p>Here in scenic Arkansas, utility bills can cost a heck of a lot of money during the hot, humid days that seem to start around April and end sometime in late September. Why? This are of the world is tolerable with good air conditioning and hard to take without it. People run their air conditioners hard in the summer because, frankly, one can suffer in a hurry without them.</p> <p>There are similar problems in some parts of the world, of course, with frigid winters. Regardless of where you happen to live, the chances are good your utility bills are high for several months a year as you struggle to keep your home comfortable.</p> <p>Wouldn’t it be great, though, if you could stay comfortable and still save money on utility bills? That’s all very possible through a <strong><a href="http://www.homeenergyteam.com/" target="_blank">home energy audit</a></strong> – a process through which a professional analyzes your home and suggest way to make it more energy efficient.</p> <p>In addition to the money savings, an audit can help you on resale value of your home through the wonder of <strong><a href="http://www.homeenergyteam.com/home-improvement-remodeling-marketing.htm" target="_blank">home improvement marketing</a></strong>. Real estate markets are still very competitive, so everyone’s looking for something that’ll make their homes more attractive to buyers than other similar ones in the area. Offering a potential buyer some energy savings can be quite attractive.</p> <p>Ready to start saving money? Click one of the aforementioned links and find out how that is possible.</p> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheNaturalStateHawg-RamblingsFromAnArkie/~4/D4yfiPWmruU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Ethan Nobleshttps://plus.google.com/101744157320183540987noreply@blogger.com0http://naturalhawg.blogspot.com/2014/01/can-you-lower-your-utility-bills-and-be.html