If Your Ass Is Dragging You WILL Be Arrested

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LINCOLNTON – A Vale man was arrested Thursday after neighbors reported he was dragging a donkey down ...

I'm always fearful of reading stories involving doing unlawful things to animals...in this case how about they tie him to a fence and let Mr. Donkey kick the snot out of him. By the way, to understand the origin of my fears, just google "Mr Hands"...just not from work!