U.S. Navy Officials Forced To Issue (Hilarious) Apology After Pilots Drew A Big Ol' Man Piece In The Sky

While we completely understand that the U.S. Military should be held to a higher standard than the average citizen, it doesn't negate the fact these Navy pilots pulled off one epic freakin' prank. We're sorry, but giant penises will never not be funny. As it turns out however, U.S. Navy officials don't share in our colorful sense of humor. Needless to say, they were pissed!

In a statement to PEOPLE LIeutenant commander Leslie Hubbell (Whidbey Island’s media officer) confirmed that one of their aircrafts “flew an air pattern over Okanogan County, Washington on Thursday, November 16, that left a condensed air trail resembling an obscene image to observers on the ground.” Why don't you guys go ahead and take a look, a basic description simply doesn't do it justice!

LOL yep, that sure does look like "a condensed air trail resembling an obscene image to observers on the ground" to us! Would it have killed him just to say it looked like a d*ck. Whoever came up with the whole "cursing like a sailor" idiom was seriously mistaken — these guys like to keep it professional at all times. Personally, we're going to have to side with Stephen Colbert on this one:

Amen to that, Stephen, amen to that! We think a giant penis is the perfect symbol to honor the president and these pilots shouldn't feel one bit of shame!