Photoshop Request NSFW

Can someone Please Photoshop these photos of this Prick, that almost cost me my job and my redundancy? He has got me a final writing warning and cost me 2 weeks wages.

He is known throughout the factory has Cropper The Shopper and hated by most people.

I am not that good with Photoshop, and even if I was I can no longer use it, since I upgraded to MacOS 10.5. I had Photoshop 5.5 and Classic programs pre MacOS 10 will not work with MacOS 10.5. Nice of Apple to tell us that before I upgraded from MacOS 10.3.9, which ran classic programs fine.