I guess I'm confused why this went more viral and with more outrage than the little blonde bitch who took a grinning selfie with the giraffe she just killed. I mean who the f[Inks] kills a giraffe for 'sport'?

Utah: Turn off your f[Inks]ing high-beams at night when there's other cars around.

California: That weird lever sticking out the left side of your steering column? Try flicking it up or down; it makes a funny clicking sound, but it has an important purpose for other drivers. I know, I know, you guys like to maintain the element of surprise.

Nevada: I apologize for trying to change lanes in front of you, but I don't think keeping you twenty feet further away from your destination is going to matter in the long run. Driving isn't a competition. Oh and SUV drivers, if you guys could go a day without killing any pedestrians that'd be awesome thx.

There is literally no pick up of this story by anyone other than the Washington Examiner. jamesgilmore.com is still for sale, and Gilmore's official Facebook page hasn't been updated in weeks…and only has 64 "likes".

Can you feel the Gil-mentum?

Oh, when he gets elected President, the United States will become Gil-ligans Island.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of 17 men, That Fox wanted to have debateBut only let in ten.

The Gov was a mighty moderate man, The Senator his Floridian mate. Ten candidates prepared that day For a two hour debate, a two hour debate.

Republicans came near and far, They all wanted to run, If not for the courage of the RNC,The Donald would have won, The Donald would have won.

The debate started off at 9 pm on the stage of Quicken Loans, With Rafael,And Huckabee too, The Billionaire, and the Southern Belle, The Neurosurgeon,The Opthamologist and the College Drop-out, Here on Gilmore's Isle.

"In the state of Israel the individual's freedom of choice is one of basic values. We must ensure that in Israel, every man and woman lives in security in any way they choose. That's how we acted in the past and how we'll continue to act. I wish the wounded a speedy recovery," he said in a statement.

Michael Cohen, special counsel at The Trump Organization, defended his boss, saying, “You’re talking about the front-runner for the GOP, presidential candidate, as well as private individual who never raped anybody. And, of course, understand that by the very definition, you can’t rape your spouse.”

On Monday, Cohen also allegedly threatened to “come after” Daily Beast reporter Tim Mak and take them “for every penny you still don’t have.”

“I’m warning you, tread very ing lightly, because what I’m going to do to you is going to be ing disgusting,” Cohen reportedly said. “You understand me? You write a story that has Mr. Trump’s name in it, with the word ‘rape,’ and I’m going to mess your life up.”