Jon Stewart says something everyone will agree with which will get me upvotes if I post it!

I also agree with what John Stewart said, and to get some upvotes of my own I mention that he single-handedly brought down Crossfire. I also link to youtube/upvotes-please, which shows his appearance on that show.

It's even easier to do it (simplify everyone else's position while you elaborate your own through cynical sarcasm) now since he's on Twitter. :/ Oh, hivemind, when will you stop being drone-like newfags.