A royal memento or two

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AS ASDA rushes out a £19 imitation of Camilla’s engagement ring, T2 wonders what other quality products retailers have in store.

Craven A Royal Reserve

In honour of the joyful union between a reforming smoker and a non-smoker, Craven A is to return as a commemorative collection of cigarettes. Craven A Royal Reserve will remind people of a “timeless classic” in the world of sophisticated dry coughs, the makers promise.

“Camilla is a marvellous ambassador for old-style smoking,” said a company spokesman. “Each deep line on that pale, drawn face speaks to the pleasure nicotine has given over the years.”