Quite right Glovy!
In cute-universe nothing but cuteness exists, so naturally the dogs are trained to merely cuddle with the squirrel no matter how annoying it gets.
And in cute-universe noone ever chokes on anything – unless the outcome is safe and the choking itself is cute.
(BTW I doubt that a rubber chicken has any bones at all 😉

Perhaps the dog expressions had to do with the pair of human hands wrapped firmly around their necks! I like the first picture best – a flying squirrel (or anything, for that matter) inside an empty toiletpaper roll spells Kodak moment to me!

Wow, I didn’t notice the hands around the little doggie necks. Oops! I promise though that no choking was involved. What kind of heartless monster could choke a cute litte Chihuahua? I swear their eyes were already buldging, really. Actually, the dogs are kinda scared of little old 1 ounce Chippy. They like to pretend he doesn’t exist. They won’t even make eye contact with him. Of course I know if I turned my back he would be Chippy the eaten squirrel. Its all in good love though. They share the same house and I’m sure when I’m not home they have wild parties.

NO ONE WAS HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THE PHOTOS! Ok so there are hands around the little doggie necks but that was just to hold them still.

Nothing Disney about it. they all live in the same house and have to see each other. The dogs are not happy with Chippy and as I said earlier, they don’t even make eye contact with him. The dogs were not choked and the squirrel was not velcrowed on. They are all very well taken care of and happy animals.

By the way, it not a sugar glider although many people has asked that in person. He is a Southern Flying Squirrel and they only get about 1 ounce and 5 to 6 inches in length. He was rescued from a sidewalk and has paralyzed back legs. The vet said he wouldn’t survive in the wild. Despite his handicap he can run like heck and climb great (he just drags his legs behind him).