At first I thought this was pretty offensive, until I realised that you weren't referring to James Bulger the toddler who was abducted and murdered a few years ago.

We are all so complicated, and then we die. We are a subject one day, with our vanities, our loves, our worries, and then one day, abruptly, we become nothing but an object, an absolutely disgusting pile of shit. We pass very quickly from one stage to the next. It's very bizarre. It will happen to all of us, and fairly soon too. We become an object you can handle like a stone, but a stone that was someone. — Christian Boltanski

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion. — Jon Stewart

Wednesday, June 21, 2006 Some Important Tips for Typing Like a GirlOnce again, I won't be following all of my advice, given that The Friendly John Project (referred to by the public as Project Lindsey) is intended to push limits, but here are some tips to help the common literate man type like a 14 year-old girl:Kiss the apostrophe goodbye.No caps. Ever. If you were pretending to be a 15 year-old boy, we might go with all caps. And a true master can use an all cap word from time to time, but I don't recommend this for beginners.No commas, unless they can't be avoided. In fact, I have a special keyboard without a Shift or Apostrophe key, and a little fold down box over the comma, so I don't hit it on accident. Which brings up the next point...The expression "on accident" will be used in place of the grammatically withstandable, "by accident."And everything you type can, and should, end with lol, and an arbitrary number of periods..........lol...........................................!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!....................

priceless.

iZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.