It had to happen. Some of the snarkiest barbs ever recorded have been inspired by the subject of sex, and here the Snark Handbook lowers itself (and moves a little to its left) to scoop up every tidbit it can find on sex, its mores, and its wars, like this one from Oscar Wilde: "Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power." And from Steve Martin: "Don't have sex, man. It leads to kissing, and pretty soon you'll have to start talking to them." And of course, from Dorothy Parker herself: "Ducking for applesóchange one letter and it's the story of my life." After decades of experience in publishing, at houses like Simon and Schuster, Penguin, and Harry N. Abrams, Lawrence Dorfman has learned a thing or two about the snide remark, or snark, made respectable (if not any kinder) by wits from Parker to Twain. His popular Snark Handbook series collects the most effective and memorable examples of snarky wit on a given subjectówith a thought or two of his ownóin compact editions with old-fashioned covers and illustrations.