Tom Brady Just Added Another Chapter to the Evolution of Tom Brady's Dumb Hair

Tom Brady showed up at a pre-Met Ball party on Saturday night with a hair style that marks another chapter in the evolution of the star quarterback's follicle follies. A blonde-dyed frontal faux-hawk or something was actually able to distract away from his fire hydrant red pants, and even away from his wife Gisele Bundchen (for a few seconds). But hey, while we're here throwing shots at dude's hair, he's planting his hand firmly upon the Brazilian supermodel's rump. Winner: Brady.