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Polar Vortex II: The Reckoning is descending on the northeast as we shiver, with the worst of it coming Tuesday: A winter storm watch is in effect beginning tomorrow afternoon with snow accumulation of four to eight inches expected, according to the National Weather Service. “EXTREMECOLDANDLOWWINDCHILLSCOULDCAUSEFROSTBITE,” warn the robots in their trademark all-caps. “DRESSAPPROPRIATELY.”

*Daily Intelligencer has, in the style of the very viral Weather Channel, dubbed this pending doom Richard Sherman, after the Seattle Seahawks hero’s brilliant flurry of trash talk lastnight.