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Weird News: Woman Caught Offering Sex For McDonald's Burgers

A woman in Florida was caught offering sex in exchange for McDonald's food.

First things first: I'm a Dollar-Menu dude. Everyone knows that about me. Being such a fan of the cheapest of the cheap when it comes to fast food, I appreciate the ends people go to for, say, a glistening, delicious, onion-y double cheeseburger from the Golden Arches.

And that's why I was so excited to hear about Christine Baker from Manatee, FL, who was caught in a sting operation by a local sheriff's deputy try to slang some tail in exchange for a couple of delicious double cheeseburgers. The Miami Heraldreports that the woman agreed to do sex stuff in exchange for the delicious sandwiches, but later said a cash money tip to the tune of $40 is also in order.

You would guess that this being the second McDonald's-related food-for-sex fiasco in the last several months, someone in advertising will start a campaign around the slogans, "Mickey D's: Put It Inside You" and "Seriously, People Will Have Sex For Our Burgers." Although that does sound like more of a Burger King thing to do.

As we speak, Hollywood producers are feverishly working to get a script together for another Florida-based prostitution film, starring Charlize Theron and Christina Ricci as Grimace and the Hamburglar, respectively.

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