The thick patch of hair nestled in a man's asscrack. It is often so thick that the owner of the wombat must either use sheers or electric clippers, or if so lucky, enlist the assistance of a girlfriend or partner to trim through the tangles. It is often said that the hair is so dark, that light cannot escape its surface.

After a long day of hiking in the woods, Ryan was despondent to find out that his wombat was laden with sweat, lint, and brambles.

A person of unsurpassed random humor, extreme satire and wittiness. Accompanied by a marked, unparalleled aptitude. Frequently found basking in the mainstream social pipeline accompanied by the indulgence of alcohol. Occasionally mistaken for being crude and ruthless because of the overzealous sarcasm associated with it’s unrelenting tomfoolery.

Did you see Paul and Pedro at the bar last weekend. Those guys are straight Wombats.