Wait wait, so I can step to my right and grab balls with my left hand, but if I step to my left, you mean to say, I can grab balls with my right hand?! What if I step forward, do I grab balls with both hands? Why not just where a really big back pack, all the time, so no one can bear hug you? Is there another video after this one? So many unanswered questions!

They all learn these deadly techniques in a special room located in the back of the dojo. The "Room for Glory." In order to achieve their black belts, the student must complete an hellacious challenge called "Holes of Glory."

The stamina of these guys is incredible. You just wonder how they can keep penetrating hole after hole after hole. That's because they're in the glory hole zone. The mind shuts down. The body takes over. It's all about a soul for finding the hole.

You seem to know a lot about this style Mr WhoopAss2. A little too much!

After practice, I imagine they looked at each other and said, "Good workout...no homo. I know I grabbed and latched onto your balls a couple of times, sometimes very slowly....but no homo."

LOL good one!!!!
they should show how the attacker can counter the ball grab by biting one of the ears and gyrating his pelvis slowly... after a reach around! with a nipple twist.
i personally think your say should become mandatory after every grappling session, with a bow or a hand shake (no eye contact).

Wait wait, so I can step to my right and grab balls with my left hand, but if I step to my left, you mean to say, I can grab balls with my right hand?! What if I step forward, do I grab balls with both hands? Why not just where a really big back pack, all the time, so no one can bear hug you? Is there another video after this one? So many unanswered questions!

No, no. You step forward to your left while grabbing right testicles before going backwards with your right before you dance back to the left with both toes pointing frontwards. Although the while grabbing left testicles with your right toe on your left leg.

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

You seem to know a lot about this style Mr WhoopAss2. A little too much!

When you are invited to come in and learn about the ancient teachings and techniques from a Grand Master such as this one. You can not help but learn about every single about this magnificent art. If you do not accept his generous hospitality, then you accept his furious rage.

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

a limp hand shake is worse than a lingering kiss

For restroom swordplay it's "Stay dry-Good, Get wet- Bad."

Originally Posted by Nicko1

A warrior is not just a person who fights. A true warrior is a scholar, artist, philosopher, fierece combatant, child molester and a spiritual / wise person.