The Sneakerhead And Self-Respecting Dude Are Raging Inside Of You

Whoa, these are some intricate fucking miniature sneaker necklaces and keychains. The sneakerhead in you probably loves these and the nerd in you definitely loves these. But the self-respecting dude in you will ultimately prevent you from actually copping a Yeezy 2 keychain. However, I bet your girl is really into sneakers right about now. And, like everything else, her legs look better in them than yours. So, maybe surprise your boo with something nice for a change. WAIT. Does your girl know more about Nike’s production methodology than you? Does she bid at random charity auctions for concept design inspiration boards? Does she have a blog dedicated to scanned vintage apparel ads featuring rappers? OH SHIT, YOUR GIRL MIGHT JUST BE COOLER THAN YOU. AND SHE PROBABLY KNOWS IT TOO.