Win a Bulletstorm nutcracker

Before the holidays the fine folks at EA and Epic shipped me a custom Bulletstorm nutcracker as a promotion for the game. I meant to give it away before the holidays but it got lost in the shuffle. That was until today when I was de-crapping my office and discovered the thing hidden under a bunch of other crap.

Want to win it? If so e-mail me and tell me what you would name the little fella before next Wednesday. The most creative entry as judged by me will win the nutcracker. Note: this contest is open to US residents only as I don't have the money to ship it overseas.