Three women who decided it was a good idea to start twerking outside a government building were later kicking themselves after police caught up with them and arrested them. To be fair, one of them had also urinated on the ground and they had also exposed themselves – and cops also allegedly found drugs in their car. But that twerking got them noticed in the first place...

Gareth Davies was not popular with neighbours for belting out Celine Dion songs at full volume. Police visited and took his stereo equipment away as a result. Davies described it as a "witch-hunt" – but if you're going to play Celine Dion out of choice, there must be consequences...

HOW YOU DOIN'? The shirtless guy tried his luck with the pretty TV reporter [KTLA]

KTLA reporter Courtney Friel was reporting on a huge wildfire and grabbed the shirtless man (carrying a dog, natch) for a quick natter. He wasn't that interested in the fire, however, and asked Courtney out on a date on live TV. She chose not to respond.

SURGERY ADDICT: The porn star's new face has been compared to Dobby from Harry Potter [CEN/AP]

Japanese porn starlet Rina Nanase has undergone numerous plastic surgery procedures to get a new look. Unfortunately, her followers weren't quite taken with it and compared her to Dobby, the elf from Harry Potter. Which is probably not what she was hoping for.

Sometimes, headlines just write themselves. There's not much more we can say about this other than what's said in the headline. Oh, except for the fact that the incident took place in Mooney's Bay Park. You couldn't make it up.

Judy Rodrigo had a bit of a shock when the dead body of a neighbour that had lay undiscovered for two weeks suddenly exploded. The resulting mess caused a fair bit of damage in Ms Rodrigo's apartment. Her insurers refused to pay out, however, as the explosion was not technically an explosion, and she therefore wasn't covered. Technicalities, eh?

FAIL: The Wheel Of Fortune contestant gaffed her way out of a holiday [YOUTUBE]

Rachel didn't have to do much to win a luxury holiday on Wheel Of Fortune. Just a simple solve with two letters missing, and it was obvious what those letters were. Well, obvious to everyone except Rachel, that is. [CLICK THE LINK ABOVE TO WATCH RACHEL'S EPIC FAIL]

ADVERT: Donald Waelde allegedly sought out a horse to have sex with [PH/CRAIGSLIST]

Transgender woman Donald Waelde allegedly posted an ad on personals site Craigslist to find a horse she could have sex with. She also offered to "do something in return". We can only guess what that might have been. Anyway the police found out and arrested her on bestiality charges.

A man is being sought by cops after he tried to rop a couple of stores using nothing but a potato. This is in America where it is legal to own guns. Nevertheless, a potato was used for these attempted robberies and it didn't result in much of a haul. In fact, one fake 20 dollar bill seemed to be all he made out of his escapades. Police are still looking for the suspect.

In an age of Internet dating it seems a bit odd to get naked behind a wheel to try and entice a potential mate. Nevertheless, that's allegedly what Cory Evans did as he tried to woo a lorry driver. Oh, and he was also reportedly masturbating at the same time. Chivalry ain't dead.