As an oke with lots of mates who are also okes I can tell you straight that it’s every oke’s dream to get MASSIVE AND RIPPED and bang two hot blondes AT THE SAME TIME!

Once an oke has achieved this goal, he is happy and can spend the rest of his life sitting on the couch, drinking beer, watching sports and TELLING OTHER PEOPLE WHAT TO DO.

He has earned this right, nobody can take this right away from him and with my help you can earn this right too, but first you gotta learn the proper way to KLAP GYM BOET! or you’ll always be a loser who can’t pull hot chicks and spends friday nights at home twitting with his loser friends on the interweb.

STEP ONE TO KLAPPING GYM BOET!

The first step to klapping gym boet is to buy a fucking TIGHT VEST. This will intimidate your opponents in the gym and make the hot chicks there stare at you and you will be able to lift 15% heavier weights from the confidence boost it will give you.

Confidence is everything. A wise man once told me if you don’t have confidence, fuck off, and he was right.

Everyone knows that to klap it PROPERLY in the gym you need to be as tanned AS CAN BE! Having a GREAT TAN in the gym will not only make all your muscles look RIPPED, but it will also show all the chicks checking you out that, yes, you are an outdoors kind of guy and not some gay moffie who’s scared to lie in the sun for 13 hours wearing a thong.

I went onto the internet to show you just how ripped and amazing okes look with a little bit of a tan.

The charna in the above photo has NAILED not only a flippin’ AMAZING tan, but also a hot blonde belter who probably called her friend who was also a hot blonde belter right after this picture was taken so they could bang this guy. AT THE SAME TIME!

His arm is MASSIVE and covered in veins. Fuck, I can’t look at this picture anymore. FUCK! I’m jealous…

What can I say about this charna’s AWESOME tan that would do ANY JUSTICE to him or how AWESOME he is? Look at his even, brown / orange skin tone, flippin’ HARDCORE man! Look at the clear line between his pecs – proof that this charna likes to KLAP THE GYM! AND HARD!

Such a shame about the bladdy rough chick on his left though, but I’m sure with a bit of blonde hair dye, 70 hours in the sun, 6 months in the gym and lekker big fake tits, she’d look ok. Not flippin’ hot. But ok. He could do better.

Please go back up and just look at this photo one more time. Please just do that RIGHT NOW CAUSE THIS OKE’S TAN IS MAKING ME KAK MY PANTS HIS FLIPPIN TAN IS SO AWESOME!

Look how MASSIVE AND RIPPED he is! You don’t need to tell an oke like this how to KLAP GYM BOET, he wrote the BOOK! He’s also wearing a backwards cap and sunglasses IN THE GYM, so automatically plus 40% to his confidence which means he will be able to lift 75% heavier weights!

Now THAT’S what a kief tan can do for YOU!

STEP 3 TO KLAPPING GYM BOET!

Step three is a crucial one, this is SERIOUS now, so PAY ATTENTION, I”M ONLY GONNA SAY THIS ONCE.

In a gym situation you are nothing, NOTHING! without your charnas. You think you can get flippin RIPPED and MASSIVE and bang two hot blonde chicks at the same time if you train by yourself? Fuck boet, are you stupid?

The okes you train with are your CHARNAS! They are your BROTHERS! They will be there for you to tell you ‘Fuck boet, you look HUGE!’ and ‘I want 5 MORE! I FLIPPIN’ WANT FIVE MORE!’ and ‘Is that a new vest? Flip boet, it really brings out the colour of your eyes.’

Without your charnas you are NOTHING! You’ll have NO ONE to shout at and NO ONE will stare at you in the gym, shaking their heads because they can’t believe how MASSIVE AND RIPPED you and your charnas are!

Look at these charnas. They obviously gym together. Look at the blonde belter the one oke is gonna bang with her best friend who is also a blonde belter as soon as she gets back from having her boobs juiced up to the max.

Flippin’ awesome.

STEP 4 TO KLAPPING GYM BOET

As with most things in life, an important part of klapping gym boet is knowing when to stop. There is a time in every Gym Boy’s life when he looks at himself, RIPPED and MASSIVE in the mirror and thinks to himself ‘I can’t even wipe my own arse anymore. Have I gone too far?’

Well, I’m here to tell you the answer to that question is NO!

When is it time to stop getting MASSIVE? NEVER!

Lots of chicks will say that they ‘Don’t like a man who is too massive’, but they’re flippin’ lying cause they LOVE IT! They’re just scared of his muscles, and can we blame them? NO!

Take a look at this photo and tell me who’s going to win this ‘Who is the MASSIVEST?’ competition:

Let’s see. Is it going to be Mr ‘I look like Eddie Murphy in a red speedo’ there on the right? Or maybe Mr ‘I thought about injecting horse growth hormones but decided not to’ there in the middle?

NO! Fuck, are you stupid?! It’s going to be the FLIPPIN’ HUGE OKE on the right who’s so MASSIVE AND RIPPED his two blonde belter girlfriends have to brush his teeth for him and doctors say he won’t live past 35! KLAP IT BOET!

Do you think he’d ever be that MASSIVE AND RIPPED if he just GAVE UP?! Please man. Don’t be thick.

Here’s another example:

This oke is so massive he can just go around putting his hand on blonde belter’s boobs ALL THE TIME and they don’t even mind, in fact, they ENJOY IT because they know he could uppercut their HEADS OFF if they tried to stop him.

What a LEGEND! Any second her blonde belter friend’s going to arrive and you KNOW what’s going to happen then! Flippin’ AWESOME!

I think I’ve proved my point about step four, NEVER GIVING UP, but just to make sure, I’ll ask you one last question.

Do you think this man, this old man, could EVER! EVER! have gotten so MASSIVE AND RIPPED if he’d known when enough was enough?

STEP 5 TO KLAPPING GYM BOET!

The last and final step to klapping gym boet is the nutritional step, because unless you eat right and inject dangerous steroids daily, you’ll never get RIPPED CHARNA!

Eating right means eating PROTEIN ALL THE TIME, CONSTANTLY, WITHOUT EVEN STOPPING, because this way you’ll show your body that NO! You don’t need any flippin’ fat! You don’t need to store any nutrition, you’re shoving it in your face CONSTANTLY!

Injecting dangerous steroids daily means experiencing violent mood swings, possibly because of the steroids and also possibly because your cheloger is ONLY ONE INCH LONG!

But seriously boet! Come off it man! Who needs a normal-sized cheloger when you’ve got two blonde belters, one on each arm ready to BANG YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE SO MASSIVE AND RIPPED!?

Yassus boet, you were right! Check how jackie, obviously a chick, only worries about their FACES! Obviously the rest of them, only 1 inch or not, is all the right stuff. Thanks for this guide boet, I’m off to klap some gym.

Hazit Brady – flippin’ NAILED it charna! Any Gym Boy knows that faces are only for feeding PROTEIN and SHOUTING at your mates in the gym. These okes are MASSIVE AND RIPPED and secretly jackie LOVES that.

Fuking such a keff zeff article charna. Myself I love klapping gym boet and i only date blondes. Wow I feel so fuking keff after gym I have craft myself a kiff ham sandwhich with protein, to bring me off my kiff buzz. Lekka charna

Jeeeeez my charnas!!!! It’s laak, the boi’s baable has just bin written down on paper. Gym, chow protos, creos, SMASH blond belters and fight for your honour on Claremont main road. Laak, here end the lesson.

Ja, but boet, I think you’ve missed the point here – by that time you would have banged two blonde belters AT THE SAME TIME! Your life is SCHWEET. Also, you can spend all day telling OTHER PEOPLE WHAT TO DO! Who cares if you need a forklift to go to the loo?!

Hold on here guys firstly muscle does not and will never turn to fat! Secondly Jackie your ball bag shrinks it doesnt sag…..and thirdly you can take a steriod that will let your balls grow back to normal!

But Slicktiger is right who gives a shit when you banged two hot blondes….Jackie do you have a hot blonde friend?

Boet, that oak is talking my sense.
I can circumcise now what I was doing wrong, I never wore a kiff vest when I used to klap the gym stikkend. My charnas never told me this, they were klapping it sideways in their vests, I just thought they were awesome oaks, but now I can see the vests, the tan the waxings made them hardcore and that’s just admiral.

yirra but u o’s can speak to my language.
I dig to bang two blonds simultimeously – half inch each. plus pectoral squeezage.
magic pal, magic. on my laptop in the gym simultimeous. my turn to pop some beads. check you on the other side of necktoral vein burstage. Tickets booked to the double gun show!

Slicktiger boet! I am definitely pickin’ up what you putting down charna! Sounds like you’ve forgotten stuff that Chuck Norris is still learning.

I think you may have forgotten Step 6…Don’t forget to grunt lank loud when you pushing MASSIVE weights and getting HUGE! Then chuck your weights to the ground so all the okes in the gym skrik and turn to check how PUMPED you are!

CHARNA! Flippin’ NAILED it boet! Grunting lank loud is definitely a major part of getting MASSIVE AND RIPPED and chucking your weights to the ground? Only a moffie pumps weights and doesn’t chuck them HARD on the gym floor.

Dev, you got the right attitude. Okes, listen to Dev. This is a charna who’s probably banging two blonde BELTERS AT THE SAME TIME RIGHT NOW!

Eh okes bru, serious eh, that was so flipping inspiring i went and bought myself a black and red ED HARDY Vest flipping asap, eh cause you okes must know There’s no vest like a ed hardy vest boet….serious.

Rule 7: A Carb or Carbohydrate is just a myth and it does not exist in any Big okes vocabulary or fridge. In fact using the word Carb at the gym is like swearing an oke broken boet.

Rule 8: Take up as many benches and machines as you can so you can glare at okes when they ask: “how many more sets?” or “are you using this bench?”. When the oke walks away after you don’t respond you feel lank big and the extra confidence of making that small oke walk off means you can lift 15% heavier weights Boet.

I can’t believe that I WASTED all my time in the gym without the right attire, charnas (atleast 4 spotters at a time and two shouting at me constantly), the coolest looking Mediterranean tan and giving up after only 2 hours of gym a day.

Steroids and growth hormones are the way to go, you can feel your muscles grow as you inject yourself – doing this front of a mirror also gets your veins popping and you just want to KLAP SOME WEIGHTS!!!

Charna you missing out on A-grade beef 6 meals a day. You need to raise that lean protein intake by at least 4kg a day to get massive and ripped like a real charna boet. Also you need to make yourself some boiled chicken breast milkshakes for inbetween meals, there’s nothing worse than too little protein charna. One last thing boet, klap the gym in the new Ed Hardy lightning blue and cream vest. Keeping up with the times charna, 14,3% extra capillary dialation and 12,7% steroid mass retention. Go klap it boet.

I smaak this article big time, the first laanie is Lee Priest which is my idol. I also klap the weights hard and every now and then take some Vitamin S. My mates mock me stukkend but they are not laughing when I am pulling all the hot birds in die clubs.

Fuck charna’s i dunno. I’ve had my two blondes but now i feel empty ? My steriods arent working and my cock fell off. Is there any protein carbo combo i can take for that ? But it does make my thighs look bigger now so it is actually quite zeff.

Charna, I was lagging so hard at this article while klapping gym hard boet that my pecs where bouncing and my vest got caught in my lats and gave me vest burn. Charna, my fake tan nearly klapped straight of my body it was so funny. With all the lagging I let a couple of protein baffs go and the two charnas that where shouting at me shut the fuck up quicker than me chicking my weights on the floor hard boet.
Now listen here Slick Tiger, you better keep writing this shit to help okes like me out or else I’ll come find you and klap that fake tan right off you boet.
Charna, I was reading step one when I burst out lagging and spat my protein bar and Mageu number one maize drink all over my laptop, which naturally caused my mood to swing so I klapped the oke asking me if I was finished with the squat machine so hard he thought he was surrounded.
Right, enough chit chat and more getting massive and ripped boet.

I used to be an absolute computer wiz. Not a lot of gym, no charnas, and most certainly no hot blonde belter with a hot blonde friend to bang which in deeper meaning meant my life was… Jirrre boet.

So I started to gym not so long ago because charna, I mean like who in the right mind wouldn’t want to bang two hot blonde babes AT THE SAME TIME and live life after giving orders to everyone around you.

With that having being said, I was having serious problems getting proper PUMPED boet, though about a week and a half ago after reading this, prefectly designed KLAPING’tastic guide to becoming MASSIVE AND RIPPED, it actually made me feel AMPED and PUMPED and ready to take on the world.

So I went to buy protein and steroids as you recommended and FUCK boet, I’m aggressive. I haven’t felt this good since I slutted this one oak in a parking-lot. Hot blonde chicks with huge tits are already starting to stare at me from my RIPPAGE.

Klapping gym is a way of life! You can NEVER be too RIPPED nor MASSIVE, as you stated above.

I’m just leaving this comment here so everyone can see and believe that this guide to KLAPPING GYM is GODLIKE!

I would just like to thank you for the effort and time you put into this article, charna. It has truely changed my life. I am well on my way to becoming absolutely MASSIVE AND insanely RIPPED boet.

So last night after I klapped gym fuking hard I hit the cricket and Barneys. And my chick friends actually tried really hard too not get me laid. Even going so far as too lie too unsuspecting women that “we” the blonde belter cock block friend, had had sex and it wasnt that g8t which is a flipping lie charna. Cause everyone knows i love my blonde belters. I dunno if the keef zeeff Rhodes charnas have the same probably but WTF. Becoz I think that cock blocks are bred in Rhodes, even thou it is quite full of blonde belters, I am quite convinced that Rhodes men dont know how too treat blonde belters so they all become cockblocks, so this is my piece. So would slicktigher please explain this cockblock by blonde rhodes belters. Otherwise im stfu and ask the Rhodes blonde belters too not cockblock a charna.

You fucking chopheads probably rate yourselves as lank funny dont yoo? The difference is you might be taking the piss, but this article does get one thing right – i do fuck blonde belters – all the time. Just cause you internet geeks cant be bothered to get into a gym and make yourselves look tit, doesnt mean that we who do it are wrong. You okes must catch a wake up now.

Gary, you are the chop head.
I agree with Noril (aka Cheeezy) Sirkub, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
This is lank funny and I know okes the size of houses cause of gym laughing their asses off at this.
Just because you can’t stand your own protein baffs doesn’t make these okes chopheads.
Tell all those blonde belters you are banging to keep their penises in their pants and klap gym hard boet.
Gary, YOU ARE KLAPPING IT BOET.
Stay tanned and keep klapping boet, you the real deal.
For the rest of you internet geeks that are happy with your bodies and are actually banging female blonde belters, keep klapping it as well.

I’m going to agree with gary, CAUSE YOU DO LOOK TIT IF YOU KLAP GYM HARD, Heavy true boet,only a boychie would know that, but i dont think he has done a proper belter, cause he probably pumps at the gym by himself.

lmao really gary? u thought this blog would be the place too come with a MASSIVE FUKING OKE attitude? And I really actually do believe u fuck shallow materialistic blondes, no doubt about it. But sometimes when u breaking a sweat and getting yourself looking tit ? I believe u used. Dont u stop to wander, Does an over developed steriod junkie, who is infact destroying his heart, kidneys and internal organs, really look “good.” And at wot cost? Having really KEEF ZEFFF FKING MASSIVE MUSLCES? Im defiantly not against looking good. Hey i look good and i get laid all the time. So ask urself Gary? Do i really need the big muscles so i dont feel so insecure inside………..? or Dont and enjoying being a fking keef zeff MASSIVE OKE.

Gary Mate, dont lisden to these fokin internet virgins. Chana, when that fuckin roid rash around the crotch area starts flaring and that special benzyl creme that that bitch at dischem said would clear up the zits on the back doesnt fokin work, Gary my chana, listen fukin closely, go treat yourslef to a lekker fokken baby blue vest (makes your tan look two times more fokin lekker), and then oke, get a lekker pair of police rap arounds. Oke, can you fokin smell what the rrrok is cookin chana when you strut along clifdon beach chana.. walk down to last beach where those fokin friendly guys wif da kief tans hang out. They always lank friendly and check out the gym pecks when i flex to take off my lekker new fokin glasses. Klap it lekker gary. Duffels is chop Gary, klap him hard.

i think Gary is on of those okes that doesnt look at himself enough in the mirror while pulling some monster weights. you need to take your balls our the bag and let them hang out for all the blonde belters to check while you power lifting your charnas..

Checkut, ST, I was klapping the gym the uther dey with my charna, Jon, he end I have both got them super tight vests and are lank ripped and massive and are like poes-sterk jy weet. Anyways, these two blonde belters comes up to use when they herd us grunting lank loud and dropping our weights on the floor, they said that they reed about ST’s add-vice on the interwebs, told us they each had a hot blonde belter friend and if we wanted to score them stukkend! Juuslaaikee ST! It were a majical eefning with those two blondes. Baia dankie my charna!

Jassas bru, you’ve nailed klapping gym on the kop oke. Just today i was gooing a vest 2 sizes too small (shot Baby PEP) and was reeling my tits off for the 100kgs checking me out on the bench. Saw a blonde with a toosh that made things go boing boing and nailed my set.

Why’d you charnas sink to Gary’s level. Saying things like “though my biceps are as small as a 6 year old girls forearms (implied) I still pomp more binters than you cause I got personality” is flippin gay.

I do the juice and was sending this to all my juiced vest wearing charnas, until you charnas let the cat out the bag.

I’ll tune you charnas straight then… The juice doesn’t do anything to your cheloger but makes he’s two buddies get an inferiority complex as they shrink like raisins till you do the correct post cycle therapy after your cycle (even though I have small balls for a while I still feel like pomping a blonde mannequin in Truworths I’m so jags) . Also, unless you are a 18 year uneducated 1st team rugby jock who doesn’t have the interweb, it poses almost no health risks if you use the right precautions. The charna’s with forearms the size of your legs drinking valpre water instead of a cold one at the bar, are one of the healthiest people you will ever meet, as they live for research on medical development in the field of health and diet.

I’ll tune you charna’s another thing, do you like any professional sport? Well my Dr. Charna helps rugby players, cyclists etc. avoid being detected with all the juice they do to make them look cool for your kids who want to grow up to be them. If you play professional, you juice or you go home, not exaggerating, some of these charnas being referred to have competed in the Olympics and run out at Loftus.

I’m Gary’s charna, he’s standing behind me egging me on. I finished matrick so he knew I could tune some sense to you guys, plus I have spellcheck and a avoided the word kiff, so I could infiltrate you smart charnas circle🙂

Don’t get cleva with our boy SL boet.
Us interweb nerds stick togetha like a sock to a porn mag boet.
Anyway on a more seriaas note charna, why don’t you there at FHM set up a rumble between SL and Gary the tit tanned oke.
I reckon it will be a match to the death with SL winning hands down.
One swift kick to Gary’s raisins and his 1 inch chelogy will pop a vesel.
Game over boet.
interweb nerds 1(one)
kiff tit okes with lekka tans and pink vests that make protein baffs 0(zero)

Listen, if you going to sign SL up to write for you okes then give us the heads up cause that will be titter than klapping gym boet.
Infact I might compare it to banging two blonde belters.

Ag no Charna, why can’t I be a Interweb nerd and a vest wearing, raisin ball juiced up oke as well. Is it either or?

I don’t want to fight SL, he’s the funny one, Its you other charnas that move in and out of character spoiling the whole feel to the article I originaly enjoyed… The one minute you okes are fellow vest wearing gym klapping charnas the next moment you charnas are tuning the pen is mightier than the sword kak and that personalities are important (which is flippin gay and lacking of wit) when we all know its got to do with bicep size.

sorry my boetie, let me explain sarcasm: a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark.
Basically what we interweb nerds did was to make fun of the okes that klap gym hard by pretending to be them for a minute whilst writing a short paragraph containing a taunt or cutting remark.
This then made the article that our god SL wrote even funnier because his point was well understood.
Then by some chance, Gary happened on the article and took great offence to it making him use his short pork chop fingers to type us a retaliatory remark.
This pleased us interweb nerds so much that we lol’d and rofl’d and some of us even said WTF out loud.
Then everyone joined in and made huge amounts of fun in Gary’s direction.
So in closing, we are thin, pale blue interweb nerds that are having a laugh at the most excellently written article in ages.
We probably bang more blonde belters than Gary can flex a pec at and we will continue to do so indefinetly.
I hope this has cleared up the matter of us nerds changing character for you my boetie.

Ag no, Charna so guessing you saying cause my bicep is bigger then my mouse I can’t be one of your interweb Charnas, even though I myself lol’d at Gary and almost ROFL but with he mood swings I experience from the juice I cried for a bit as well.

My point, my Charna professing to know what sarcasm is but lacking its application, even though you lol’d etc. at Gary’s total lack of interwebness you show’d your own lacking wit by resorting to personal attack instead of keeping to the original intent and feel of the article, hence my original complaint being, why sink to Gary’s level.

I don’t really think any juice taking/raisin ball having/gym klapping charna really cares weather you are pale blue and lack chest hair to wax, so must be a problem you have with yourself. I’ve never pomped two blonde binters, so hope this makes me less threatening.

Please don’t get your gang of interweb geeks (which I would love to be part of) to trace my IP and steal my back account details, this is just a comments page in the end of the day….

Ps.
Please may I join your interweb geek gang and we can ravage the interweb together and steal bank account details.

You know, i am someone who trains hard, and smashes a lot of protein and carbs in my face.
I will also admit to owning one or two vests that would cause a newborn to grown cataracts.
But i will say this my charna, well done on this article it is some of the funniest shyte i have read in a while. Training hard is important, but anyone who thinks getting to above a hundred kgs (depending on your height) is not going to toe punt your kidneys out your cat flap, has the insight of a box of tampons….moderation people.

P.S Anybody builder who takes offence to this, obviously has a complex about something, this is funny, it is funny. If you dont think it’s funny, surf another site, but leaving a comment in attempt to defend yourself,you just fuel the argument that you are socially inadequate. Now GO SMASH THE PROTEIN SHAKE THAT YOU JUST CRIED IN IN YOUR FACE….

OMG I LOL’d so hard I fell on the floor and then I ROFL’d!! This is the awesome! You, slicktiger are freaking funny. Such talent! Charna. So like, I am somewhere inbetween. I am an interweb nerd and I like the gym, but I HATE those striped palazzo pants and those vests with straps that just cover each nipple. Oh and PT short shorts that show off the stretch marks on the quads. I think the reason they wear so little is because if they wear anything normal they just look fat. Thanks for making my day. You KLAPPED it!

Jasss lyk it Slicktiger i must say boet after reading dis vrieslika tips i are getting fliiping pumped to klap gym boet. I myst say befor ek was n klein suentjie wif no mhonster mussels and waas as skinny as a jew in a nazi prison but after i red dis articles i got pumped i are klapping da gym so hard now and its been 6 months.I did efree fing you said and are looking so flipping good i went and buy some vests white ones cos i gooed my vrieslike sterk body on to the beach and got tanned so dark dat the white vest brings out my tan and vys how riiped i was flip man. I fink you saved my lyf boet dankie Slick Tiger. Oh also me and my charnas was klapping gym hard on monday and i had my okes screeming at me in da gym to push harder and hit 5 more reps when 6 gym instructors came over to see how hard i was klapping gym flip man these two blond belters who was instructors where checking me out man flip this boosted my confidence to the max i mean really boet i was about to gooi the dumbels down hard to make a big noise to show all the cage fiters around how tuf i is, but dees 2 gym women boosted i so much i mean mayb an extra 80 percentage dat i didnt gooi the dumbells down but kept klapping it my charnas even stood back and stopped spotting me cos day new what was happening to my confidence flip after that i gooid the weights down so hard it made the paint from the roov chip off and land on my cheloger boet just too add i was wearing my new cycle pant so you can just check the shape of that thing boet the one meisie even dusted the paint off for me flip my confidence boosted to the max so i took my vest off and flexed with loud grunts just to strech my burning pecs and flip dees 2 women checked that flip man these to bokkies loved it man. After klapping it i was leaving when the 2 blond belters stopped me all they said was there age 42 and 35 flip im 18 so dis meant i got 2 blond belters dat are milfs. Dees two belters asked if i wanted to pomp guess what i said….. i said no! only if you bring your daughters ha check what i do boet i learn form the master and become a master myself. Anyway slicktiger im meeting them just now il let you know how many i pomp at da same time with my 1 inch i cant wait charna my life has changed thanks boetie.
PS i cant waite to watch these blond belter milfs eat some raisins

Charna, this flippin story of yours was flippin INSPIR-HATIONAL. I’ve read it about twice and the way you KLAPPED not only gym, but also the cycle pant AND the milfs shows me you flippin unnerstand CHARNA!

Okes like you will go far in this life boet. Now see what you’ve done! Flippin making me write GAY shit like this – go smash some fuckin’ STEAKS, slam some roids in your butt and KLAP SOME FLIPPIN GYM BOET!

And when the okes there check out your flippin MASSIVE AND RIPPED body and their flippin jaws hit the FLOOR, you tell them who sent you.

flip it Slicktiger i jus came on quick to let you know i only have a few sexs of time right now as im about to meet the two blond belter milfs for round two vandag il let you know soon how things go but flip charnas i can only say im looking massive and ripped right now flipping pumped kief and my vains is showing like a rifer between mountains i quickly klapped gym boet hard and is looking ohso good anyway catch up wif you soon.

Hey i think most of these guys are horrible! Way over the top and overdone! I respect people and their choices but I do not personally find these guys attractive at all with all their bulging muscles, Ripped yes but not steroid killers! Gross!

Jirra T … you are obviously not one of the blonde belters and don’t have any friends hot enough to invite over to get banged AT THE SAME TIME by someone ripped and massive.
Jealousy makes you lank nasty chick

Hey charna this is a big secret but it needs to come out boet. It’s so bad that I’d probably feel better saying I’m gay (which I’m not boet!)
I had a weak moment and started eating carbs! Charna it’s bad, do you know of any rehab place that I can break the habit, I’m still flippen MASSIVE but i’m not as RIPPED as I was when I only ate protein, it’s so bad that the other day this one hot blonde belter said her freind will bang me AFTER her and not at the same time, I’m flippen scared boet.
Learn from my mistakes charna’s!!!! Carbs are not worth it.
As inspiration for all those wondering about if they should use steroids because they’re scared of their cheloger shrinking. Are you stupid charna!? you can stuff a sock in your lank sexy thong when you enter “who’s the MASSIVEST” competitions you can fake a big cheloger but you can’t fake being MASSIVE and RIPPED! it requirs dedi-flippen-cation! get your charnas involved so you can pull hot blonde belters together boet!

jussis bru…you have a problem…your charnas obviously haven’t been paying attention to your eating habbits…pull yourself together and KLAP IT! except now you going to have to klap it at like maximum performance, which gives you reason to shout at your charnas twice as hard, double steroids and gym 8 days a week, 8 FUCKIN DAYS BOET! you have to klap it so hard and nail so many belters that you can sit on the couch (while klapping some small 100 kg dumbbells of course) and tell the government to make an extra day of the week for you to klap it!

WOW, thanks buddy this is the most insightful piece of literature I have ever read. The Pictures are captivating and the descriptions are well for lack of a better word, memorizing. This article has made the world a better place and inspired me not to give up, ever. Cheers mates of to the gym!

Listen charnas, one thing that always shows other okos in the gym how much wieght you can push and how flippen hard you klap gym is the amount of dum bells you keep around your benching chair, listen boet, i grip all dum bells from 20kg all the way to 35kg, that way when other okos need to grip say the 25Kg dum bells then they will comme to you, then they will see how HUGE you are, you also make more charnas like this and can exchange eating habits with eac other….FLIPPEN AWESOME.

Also what i like to done is put about 120 Kg weights on the bench press and do one REAP during peak hour, then i talk to my Charnas for the rest of the time on my phone, that way when okos need to use that bench they will have to take those weights of and will know that your LANK HEAVY…but dont tell them that you and your charnas were klappiny it hard earlyer.

jussie boet. this reading matter is lank kiff my cuzzi.I fell bad even typing as i could be at gym doing a set of 10.any of you ripped okes tried sit-ups in the shower?,flip its working lank kiff for my abs.
Check you okes at the drinking fountain.

dude, those people are all freaks. They have turned looking good into a mechanical process of lifting weights all day. The brain power required is very minimal and I wonder how the impact of illegal untested animal steroids further on their cognitive capabilities.
I know chics love these massive men. They believe they will bring them security until they
realize that several millions years ago we moved on from the caveman and the world does not revolve around brute force. So I say, screw the gym. Take your brain to the gym god knows most of you need it.

Yislike my Charna this is a zef interweb oke! I was klapping my gym hard while 2 blondes where giving me some eyeballs cause they tuned I looked awesome like the okes on this intertube! hardcore my charna!! – po

I so badly wanna KLAP ME SOME DUMBELLS ey. U owens make my life worf livin ey. Tjoh. This article is Super TIT boet!!! I smaak for this Jackie Chick who smaaks for us Gym fanatics ne!? She’s a belter yah ey, a belter! I’m super duper pumped up for some iron jungle right now ne okes. Jus wanna klap some gym an bang me 2 blonde belters hey! I went and got me some lumo gym gear so when I’m trrainin for max pumps everybodie’s liak checking me out ey so I scheme I must be gettin kief size an beeeg ey okes. ST-i love ur work! U are the real makoi my charna! To all u gym freaks! Keep klaapin weights and those blonde belters will be drawn to u like a bitch on heat. Pump pump pump!!! I need ANOTHER dose of protein! Lekaz chaps.

Fuck it you guys are soooo funny. I ducked to the USA because SA now completely sucks but I have to say I’ll be a Saffrican forever. Miss the speak. I used to do the gym shit, got halfway, then decided that 6am stuff was bullshit. Got no blondes at all. Gave it up, got another degree, got a killer job, built my own business, got mind blowing rich, got more blondes than I cared for, got the fuck out of dodge. Super. Only Jim [sic] I know now is the dumb fuck retard that cleans my pool in West Palm Beach. Miss you fuckers!!

Ha ha ha. I would’ve typed in a reply earlier but I couldn’t reach the keyboard. My pecks were pushing the laptop away from me and it fell off the table. Lucky my thigh muscles were so dak I flexed them and the table popped and I caught the laptop on my gluteus maximus thing. Nice.

Shit boet, that’s gotta be the fucking funniest thing I’ve ever read. You’ve really inspired me to klap lank gym. Gonna fucking klap gym all day and night because of you. You are one real charna boet. Can’t wait to get back and klap gym at home and eat biltong all fucking day boet.

Ya man, okes must be okes and chicks must be okes too brutens… yawwwsus theres nothing like the smell of the gym in the early morning after a nice klappage boets, one time… the more insecurity you have lets you lift harder is what ive found… never let me down… so i never let the… uh…. weights down ja…

Well done, SlickTiger!!
A friend sent me this link to check out & I haven’t laughed this much in ages:)
Also to all the repliers who understood what was going on (lucyfire & the boys), GREAT STUFF!
Thanx everyone!

This article is a testament to stupidity, congratulations. However your use of sarcasm and tongue-in-cheek idiocy is a testament to your own stupidity. I can’t say that I have ever read anything this badly written before, I should be honest in saying that the writing on the back of “Cure the Evil Spirits” Sangoma leaflets is probably superior to that of your own.
This article obviously exposes a deep-seated feeling of inadequacy in yourself and I wish you all the best with that, Charna.