Flash Fiction Shrewsbury

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Thursday, 27 November 2014

He was a fool for flight. It was, she knew, his true love and always would be.

His father had taken him to the heights when Robert was but a small boy; he had told her how scared he had been at first but fear was soon replaced by rapture.

As a boy, Robert had taken to the towers and spires with such enthusiasm that his steeple jack father's initial delight had soon been replaced with foreboding. A healthy respect for danger and a clear awareness of certain death, if mistakes were made, was essential for such a trade. Young Robert seemed oblivious to his father's concerns and was soon performing daring tricks for the people who aways stood watching in the churchyards below. He would sit or lie on the edge of the curtain walls of the tower tops waving. He would stand on one leg, dance, pretend to lose his footing and cling precariously with one hand from weathercocks. Gradually, he became famous for these antics and money quickly came his way. Encouraged, his father gave up admonishing his son and began to assist him, devising ways for Robert to delight the growing crowds whilst, at the same time, doing so in relative safety.

Ironically, it was his father and not Robert who lost his life in a needless fall. It was on the day that young Robert Cadman married his sweetheart Lucy. Thanks to Robert, the family had prospered. They had bought a fine house in Candle Lane Shrewsbury and, on the the day of the wedding, the elder Cadman decided to hang celebratory bunting from the upper casements. Full of ale, he had climbed out onto the sill, the better to sing and banter with his neighbours in the street. He lost his footing, fell, dashing out his brains on the cobbles below.

His heartbroken widow soon followed her husband to the grave and it fell to the pragmatist Lucy to take charge. Lucy had been a serving-girl at The Lion. Like everyone in the town she knew of its famous son Robert Cadman and had watched the rope slider perform his tricks up on the steeples. When first she met him, whilst walking beside the river on summer evenings, she discovered a young man who lived for the thrill of the moment, a man bursting with enthusiasm to please others, a loving and loveable man but one without an ounce of business sense.

Lucy took control. She it was who designed and made his costume. She who had bills and posters printed well in advance of a performance, and she it was who worked the crowds with her winning smile and a large hat within which she collected the monies due, just reward for the risks her husband took for the pleasure of others.

They did well. They had a child. A girl whom they christened Susan. They extended their property, became known and well respected about the town. They owned their own wagon and two fine mares who pulled them around the countryside. They traveled far and wide.

And then... And then Robert set up his act to fly across the frozen river Severn from St. Mary's spire into the Gay Meadow; a performance he had given many times before.

The frost fair was in full swing on the morning of the 2nd of February 1740 and the crowds began to swell as Robert walked up the rope from the meadow performing daredevil tricks as he went. Lucy worked the crowd collecting money and explaining that, once at the steeples summit, her husband would slid back down at such speed that the friction would cause his wooden breastplate to heat up and billow out smoke behind him. Within the hour he had reached the top of the steeple and begun his descent. He had even fired off his pistols but something was clearly wrong because he began to signal that the rope was pulled too taut. Lucy stiffened as she watched. Suddenly the crowd gasped and she saw Robert fall away. The rope sprang out across St. Mary's Friars its snapped end aglow with flame. Even from the opposite bank of the river she heard the collective scream from the horrified onlookers as Robert's body hit the iron-hard ground below.

As Lucy Cadman began to run wildly down the bank towards the frozen river she dropped her hat, almost full of money, upon the frosty grass where eagle-eyed beggar boys quickly swooped to claim their share.

The rope sliders wife saw nothing of this. As she ran, she disappeared from history.

Robert Cadman was twenty eight years old.

The rope sliders wife's name is not recorded. Her existence remains a short footnote in her husbands story.

Wednesday, 19 November 2014

Janan sheltered underneath his father’s stall, swatting
the flies off the meat.The earth
was cool there.He hoped the
caravan would come soon.Would
Mirzal’s voice have deepened in the
past year, like his own?Music
blared from his father’s radio.It was the best radio in the village; his uncle had been to Jalalabad to
buy it.

Last night he thought he’d
heard the clink of the camels’ harness and the hushed voices of the tribesmen
but the morning revealed no sign of them.It must have been something else.

The approaching waves of dust
made Janan sit up but it was just the American trucks.The caravan was probably waiting for
the soldiers to pass, as the camels wouldn’t like the noise.The biggest one, the one Mirzal
called Genghis, would look down his nose at the clatter they made.The camels had seen many travellers,
many warring tribes, in their long lives.Did not Genghis Khan and Alexander the Great pass this way?Some said even the Buddha himself had
travelled this road.

The trucks bounced towards the village, rolling through the potholes and
craters.“Hey, kid! Catch.”The soldier, walking ahead of the
trucks, threw him a bag of sweets.Janan wondered if Genghis would like Yankee candy.

As the patrol disappeared over the hill the boy heard the sounds he’d been waiting for.He ran up to his nomad friends, carrying some sweets in his
hand.

“Mirzal, welcome! I have
something for Genghis.May I?”

“Hello, brother.Well, let us try one.”

The beast scooped the offering from Janan’s palm with his lips.When
the explosion erupted, darkening the sky, Genghis closed his eyes against the
dust.He continued chewing, his
great jaw moving from side to side in the fleeting silence.

Tuesday, 7 October 2014

On the day he was
to die, Robert the Canadian told the truth once, though not to himself, lied
five times, as discovered afterwards, bought a swim, took a shave and shampooed
his hair.

It was in the
Quarry Pool, on his sixteenth lap, that he joked aloud about his dicky
heart.That was his truth, not
that he recognized it as such. Later, in the castle garden, he told the old lie
about the sea-going yacht.He had
a nautical air. The dog woman, whom he often talked to, never questioned
him.Neither did the beggar on
Pride Hill who was used to Robert striding past, crisp in plaid shirt, polished
boots, woollen walking socks and combed-back thick white hair, dispensing coins
because a rich man like him, with a house on leafy Kingsland Road – lie number
two – liked to give to those less fortunate than himself

Lie number three
had its moment in the Loggerheads that night, sitting in Poets’ Corner watching
Pete the Painter sketching. He was off to Manchester next day, Robert said.
Lecturing. Pete - who often disappeared himself - never thought to question the
Canadian’s movements. The man came and went.He had a farm in the Scottish Lowlands, which he talked
about with fondness, and did so again tonight, lie number four.Sometime he’d take Pete up there, he
said, though Pete - who knew the Canadian as a man of his word - knew too [by
what reason he couldn’t explain] that he wouldn’t do it.It took one to know one when it came to
the fantastical. Perhaps that was it.

Pete went home,
door locked, ‘Do Not Disturb’ note sellotaped to knocker on the off-chance that
nocturnal friends came visiting.The Loggerheads closed its curtains. Its last drinkers took the hint,
leaving only ghosts to haunt the staircases, or so the Landlady said, drinks in
hands, hopes jangling in their pockets, a remembrance of bygone days when the
pub had housed a brothel.

The streets of
Shrewsbury after midnight are like a millpond sea without boats.Only the latest of night prowlers would
have witnessed the last walk of Robert the Canadian down St Mary’s Water Lane
and under the English Bridge, following the river, though not home to Kingsland
Road as was his proud boast.

It was in the
Quarry Park that he was found. Who knows why a man would choose one particular
bench to die on over any other?In
the morning his body was stone cold.A rough sleeper with polished boots - and nobody had known it.The dog lady hadn’t had a clue. The
Loggerheads lady, so attuned to lost souls, never caught a whiff of his. The
swimming pool attendant – where, as often as he could, he went to keep himself
neat and tidy - never would have put him in the category of the man who begged
on the street. It came as a shock.

Robert the Canadian kept his
secret to the end. It was his only treasure in this sad old world. He wasn’t
even Canadian. That was his fifth
lie. This is a true story. I
have not made it up.

The sun had almost gone down. The green and purple flanks of the
south Shropshire hills engulfed by darkness. The Lawley, Caradoc, and Ragleth
brooding in the black. The little Morris motored up and along Sandford Avenue, its
engine laboured somewhat as it reached the top of the shoulder beneath Hope
Bowdler rock. The driver, Tom, crunched down through the gears, cursing whilst
his younger brother, Win, gave facetious advice from the backseat.

Their
companion, known as Long-nose Cleeton, sat quietly in the front passenger seat
smoking his pipe.

Soon they were bumping along the lane past Soudley Post Office
and winding their way into Ticklerton and home. The village nestled unevenly
between two farms, and all three men reminisced fleetingly and in silence, recalling shimmering summer days in the fields with their friends, gathering
and loading the harvest onto the waiting carts, leading the great, snorting beasts
that pulled them to the barns.

They would do their bit this year too, but their
childhoods were over; six years of war had hardened their hearts. They had all
seen horrors, things that no one should see.

"Well, I don't know about you two, but I fancies a pint or
three," said Win as Hill View lit up in the headlamps and Tom brought the
Morris to a halt before it. Their mother's house stood close to the road, the
uniform darkness of its frontage interrupted by one dim light in an upstairs
window. Long-Nose pulled the pipe from his mouth, visibly leaning forwards,
peering up towards it. Playfully, Win took ahold of the brim of Long-Nose's
hat, pulling it down sharply over his eyes.

"He's hoping to see our sisters in their nighties, Tom!
Dirty little bugger. Which one d'ya love, Long-Nose, Ruth or Eve?"

Long-Nose wrenched the hat from his head and looked at Tom.

"I was doing no such thing Tom. You know how high I holds
your sisters in my esteem. They are both lovely young women, indeed they are.
But I knows my place. Why neitherthose ladies would ever see me as anything more than auld Long-Nose, and
quite right too".

Tom forced the gears into first and revved up the
engine. "Light your pipe Long-Nose and keep your eyes on the road.
Now, all those in favour of Win's suggestion of alcoholic beverages say
aye". "Aye!" came the unanimous reply. "The ayes have it gentlemen," said Win. "Post
haste to The Plough at Wall, driver, and don't spare the horses neither."

They drove on around the bend, and carried on along the uneven
lane towards Eaton-Under-Heywood. The Morris began to pick up speed as they
came down the bank, and they could see the old white fingerpost pointing left to
the village of Wall. Tom ground down through the gearsonce more, span the wheel in his right
hand and pulled hard on the hand brake with his left. The tyres screeched as
they slid around the bend, Tom and Win whooping like cowboys whilst Long-Nose
held on grimly to the leather strap above his head and puffed furiously on his
pipe.

They met no other road users until they drove into Wall. Tom
slowed down as he manoeuvred the Morris past two men in a horse-drawn cart who waved at
them as they drove past, the two horses skittish, still unused to the roar of
petrol engines.

The Plough was well lit and inviting. They left the car in the
road and stopped briefly to
speak to Walter Clacket, who always sat and drank his ale in the porch. Fifteen
years earlier, Walter had fallen out with The Plough's landlord, vowing that he
would never set foot in the bar again. He had been true to his word, relying on
others to keep him supplied with pots of ale while he sat on his bench outside
in all weathers.

Once again, young Win tried to coax Walter indoors, reminding
the obstinate old man of the comfortable seats in the inglenook. Walter was
adamant. He had sworn never to cross the threshold and he never would, despite
the fact that the offending landlord had died over seven years previously and The Plough had changed hands three time since.

Within was the usual scene of working men sat talking quietly to
one another, or playing dominos and darts. At the bar they were greeted by slim
Ivor, the enormously overweight landlord who bellowed down to young Ralph, the
cellar-boy, to carry up two fresh jugs and, as an afterthought, to not spill a
drop upon the stairs lest he find himself with a thick ear and face down in a
barrel. Slim Ivor's threat was empty, because since taking over the licence in
forty six, no one had seen him go down or come up from the cellar once in the
two years he'd been there.

As they waited for young Ralph, they were distracted by two
strangers stood further along the bar. One nursed a pint and looked down into
it, seemingly embarrassed by the loud and bragging nature of his
whiskey-drinking companion. "Just look at this filthy old dump," the companion was
saying, "I should like to gut this place,clear it all out and replace it with modern decor and
facilities. Have proper pumps, like in town, with a pretty barmaid to pull the
pints. None of this carrying drink in jugs. It's disgusting, old fashioned,
like drinking in a pigsty."

Tom put a restraining hand on Win's sleeve and pointed to a
vacant table. Reluctantly, Win followed Long-Nose and sat down while Tom
waited. "Jesus Christ" continued the man, "this place is
the pits if you ask me. We should take a leaf out of the Yank's book, have
proper, stylish bars like they do. Get rid of these old pubs and drag these
sorry peasants into the twentieth century. Fucking country bumpkins. I hate
em."

The bar was silent now, the atmosphere charged with anticipated
menace. The man lifted his glass to his moustached lips and drained it. "Come on, let's get back to civilisation," he said. He
lifted the empty glass above his head, then, looking straight at Tom, he
slammed it upside down upon the bar.

Collectively, the regulars of The Plough gasped at the insult of
the upturned glass and, in the following moment, Tom clenched his right fist
and swung it hard, straight into the man's waiting face.

The punch knocked him clean out and he slumped to the floor in a
pile. A cheer went up.Tom picked
up the offending glass, bowed to his applauding fellows and placed it back upon
the bar, the right way up.

Way back, when it mattered, I'd said: "There's only one rule and that is there are no rules."

You laughed. “You can’t do that,” you said. “Can’t say there aren’t rules and make that a rule – it’s a contradiction.”

“Okay,” I said. “Call it a guideline then. No rules, that’s the guideline. Agreed?”

“Yeah, cool,” you said. You laughed again, you sounded full, and I knew I had you.

You were making coffee. Instant. You didn’t drink the proper stuff back then. Even with coffee, you wouldn’t follow the rules; you’d pour hot water into the cups then sprinkle granules on the surface where they’d float in belligerent denial of purpose. You had to stir it for ages before they dissolved.

Now you’re making coffee again, in the espresso maker we bought last June, and you hand me mine – black, just as it comes. Into yours, you shake sugar from the bag, not caring whether you get one measure or five, and you stir the sticky brew with an egg spoon for ages.

“I was wondering,” you say, “what the guideline would be for seeing other people.”

The coffee burns my top lip, hits the roof of my mouth and burns that too. I swear, jerk the cup away, hot liquid curls over the edge and spills onto my shirt.

“I mean theoretically,” you say, “you know.”

“Why ask me?” I dab at the spill with a tea-towel, but it’s seeped right through and is clinging fast. I go to the sink, dampen a cloth and press the stain gently, glad to have my back to you. I wait for you to speak.

“Well, as guardian of guidelines,” you say. “I mean they are always yours, right? So I thought, well, you might have... you know... one in reserve…”

You move forward and peer over my shoulder.

“Rub soap on it,” you suggest.

“It’s silk,” I say, “dry-clean only.”

“They always put that, just covering their backs, it needs soap.”

You do the laundry with the same reckless will with which you sweeten your coffee. I had to make it a guideline in the end – after the first couple of months of sludge-grey whites – that we each take care of our own clothes.

“So…” You drain your cup in one mouthful, swallow it down on the pause. “What say you?”

“I suppose it’s a case of to thine own self be true,” I say.

“That’s the guideline?”

“Yeah, I guess so.”

“Okay,” you say. “Cool. It was just theoretical, just curiosity, you know.”

She was taken from her cell by two guards in their google
uniforms. At the end of a long white corridor, still flanked by her guards, she
was greeted by a smiling young woman who looked up briefly from a glowing
tablet as she was brought in to a gleaming office, then looked down again.

'Please sit,' said a man sat behind a Habitat table adorned
with a magnificent digitalised flowering plant. She sat, the one-piece paper suit they had given her to wear crackling as she did so. 'What is your username'? the man asked. She said nothing. 'Your google account? Amazon? What is your smart phone number?' 'I don't have a mobile' she said, 'or a username, a blog, a
Facebook page or a google account. In fact, I don't even have a fucking
computer - okay!'

They all looked at her as though she'd just said that she
butchered babies for a living. The man turned to his screen, tapped on it a couple of times and
turned it towards her. Immediately she recognised herself walking along a
fairly busy street. She saw that as other people walked along, the giant
billboard screens flashed up their usernames and quickly directed them to their
next shopping destination. A hint of a smile danced across her lips as she saw
how the screens went blank as she passed them, unable to identify all her
consumer wants and needs.

'As a matter of fact,' he said, 'no, it's not okay. Do you even
have a bank account?'

'No' she said, 'I do not have a bank account. I don't want a
bloody bank account and I have a democratic right not to have one if I
choose.'

The man laughed.'Oh, democracy. That old
chestnut. Didn't you know? We have no need of democracy in the age of google because
we have no need of governance. We are all free and equal under google. The
world has moved on, my dear. You see, you and your kind are still living in the
bad old days. That's why you insist on calling yourselves neo
Luddites and Latter-day Diggers. They tried to halt progress too, didn't they, and of
course they failed. I suggest you read about them sometime, on Wikipedia, that
is - when you're back online. And you will be back online, reconnected to the
net, because that is the only rule passed down by google in its all-consuming wisdom.

'As I say' he
went on, 'we are all free to choose under google but our choices must be made
online. That is the rule. Everything we will ever need is to be found on the
worldwide web and you must be a part of the great google family. Otherwise,
well, you are nothing, nothing but a shadow, a waste of digits, an affront to
consumerism. Someone like you is a non unit. You might as well be dead.'

'Are you actually saying,' the woman said, 'that our only purpose is to
shop? To buy stuff online?' 'Of course', the man replied. 'What other purpose could we possibly
have?' She looked at the man aghast. She longed to go home, to her
dogs, to her books and her vegetable garden. She didn't need google to be
fulfilled. She only needed her freedom, her friends, love. She said: 'you can't force me. You can give me an iPad and a
username but I just won't log on. I don't want you, I don't need you.'

The man sat back in his chair and laced his fingers into a
steeple. He said, 'Nonsense, we all need google. Google is us and we are
google. You see my dear, if you were online and keeping abreast of google
events, you would know that the latest google nanotechnology means that we can
now connect you to the web intravenously. You should consider yourself
privileged, you shall be one of the first units on earth not merely to be
connected but actually to be a living part of google itself. There shall be no loggingoff,
even as your physical body sleeps, you shall live and breath within the net,
being updated instantaneously. I'm envious I can tell you. Just imagine, you
will be as one with google, and, gradually, as this marvellous, google-given
technology is rolled out, more and more of us will join you, our minds and
bodies sharing forever the power and the glory of the one great google!'

Realising there was no escape from this madness, the woman began to
panic. She stood up and tried to run, but the two google guards grabbed her by
the arms and held her fast. 'They will take you down to the technicians now,' said the man
kindly, 'we shall meet again my dear, online.'

He stood to attention, tapped
his chest with his right hand before stretching his arm out before him. 'Google be praised' he said, and the others responded.

“For a shilling? I’ll do it,” said a ragged young man. Several mouths opened then closed up, a few caps were shaken but nobody spoke. The stranger looked once more around the tap room then turned to the young man and said, “Come with me.”

When it was over, the young man went back to the inn, put his shilling down on the bar and ordered a pint of ale. The landlord stared at the silver coin and slowly shook his head. The young man grew red and shoved his shilling further across the bar. The landlord took a step back. When the embarrassed young man glanced around the room, every eye seemed to sink in deep contemplation of a glass. At length, old Thomas reached into his pocket, drew out two copper pennies and placed them next to the silver shilling on the bar. The landlord nodded, fetched a pint of ale and pushed it towards the young man.

When he raised his glass, not one hand stirred but his own so he drank in silence, alone and too fast. Not until the door had shut behind him did anyone take a sup or speak one word. As he reeled along the lane and across the meadows, the young man heard old Thomas start a song. He felt the bitter tang of the shilling in his pocket and tasted it as he lost his pint of ale in a ditch.

The sourness remained and tainted his luck; he rarely got work, few bought the poles he cut or the sticks he tied in bundles and it was seldom he met with a smile. One November night, he heard a voice and saw a lantern approach with a well-fed growl, “You’re wanted.” The young man was reluctant to go. He sat and thought for a while but, this night or all, one silver shilling or thirty, what he had done was done. So he followed the lantern over the meadows and up the lane to a house where one window was lit.

The corpse lay stout and tall, starched linen under broad black cloth leaving scarce room at head and foot for two women, one quite old, the other quite young, both well dressed in the same black silk. A wooden platter of bread was propped on the dead man’s breast. The young man took it and ate. The old woman passed him a bowl of ale and he drank, the growl in his empty belly the only sound in the room.

When he had done, a maid appeared with a trembling hand to take the platter and bowl for burning. “Now say it,” the younger woman spoke and he remembered words repeated over an open grave, “I give easement and rest to thee, dear man. Come not down the lanes or in our meadows. And for thy peace, I pawn my own soul. Amen. Christ receive thy soul.”

He travelled wide where nobody knew, but found neither work nor company. A farmer hiring looked once at his clean straight limbs, again at his face and moved on. If a girl smiled or looked his way, her friend was sure to hurry her on. 'I cast a long shadow,' he thought, ‘It is the darkness I’ve taken into my soul.’

With his two shillings he bought supplies and returned to his corner to earth. They found him out whenever a death came sudden, unshriven. Each time the bread grew harder to swallow, the bitter taste grew stronger, the weight of the words grew greater. In the meadows he went muttering, “I’ve pawned my soul and can never be redeemed.”Down the lanes he’d wander and howl, “I’m lost. I’ve lost my soul.” From his bed in the woods come cries in the night “My soul. My soul. My soul.”

The village hears and fears their wanderer who had belonged but was lost, who carried his burden of sins into his grave and on, in their meadows and down the lanes.