Welcome to Sweden (2014) s01e09 Episode Script

Separate Lives - Saknad

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New York
Hey, get out of my way!
This is amazing!
This menu makes me so happy,
I can't even tell you.
I don't know where to
What do you recommend?
Umm our meatballs
are pretty popular.
No, no, no.
No meatballs.
Okay, sure.
Never.
No meatballs.
Sorry it's taking me so long.
I'm just really
jet-lagged.
Don't even worry
about it, take your time.
Can I just say that, um,
your English is excellent.
What do you mean by that? See?
Tourists always come
in here and they're like,
"um, I beg your pardon."
Hey, I'm not a tourist, okay?
I'm American.
Oh, I you know
Your clothes.
What about my clothes?
They're just very European.
You know what,
I'll have the apple pie.
Apple pie?
Yes.
Two apple pies.
Two apple pies.
Yep. Coffee.
Weak coffee.
Whatever, coming at you.
Just bring it all at once.
I eat more than I should
because I'm American.
We're not living in America
but we're not sorry
I knew there
was something
That we never
had
We don't worry
no, we're not
living in America
But we're not
sorry, no
We don't care
about the world today
We're not sorry
for ahh
hej, ni har kommit
till Emma wiik.
Hi, you've reached Emma wiik.
Please leave a message
after the beep.
Hey, honey, it's me.
Things are great here, uh
But I feel kind of weird
about the way we left things
so I just want to talk to you.
So give me a call
when you can, thanks.
Love, huh?
Yeah.
It can be a real
bitch sometimes.
Yeah. You can tell?
Yeah, god.
At some point, though, you've
just got to ask yourself,
is he really worth it?
It's a she, actually, but
I just assumed.
Is it the clothes
thing again? Is
'Cause these clothes
I bought at h&m
and they're super straight.
Yeah, no, super straight.
I'm so sorry that
I referred you as gay, sir.
But you know what,
hey, we're here.
Just get used to it.
I am used to it Okay, well
it doesn't seem like that.
Now have a great day,
Mr. fancy pants.
What is wrong with my pants?
They're perfectly tailored,
they look beautiful
and I would wear them.
Thank you.
Hello?
Hola!
Oh, hi. I'm sorry, I must
be in the wrong place.
Hey! Oh, Bruce, it's you, good.
Yeah.
I thought you were the IRS.
No. This is
your office?
Yes, it is.
It's way too big.
Yeah, it is.
It's a terrible investment, Amy.
Yeah, it was.
Where is everybody?
Well, I fired them.
What about this guy right here?
Who, pepe?
Yeah.
He doesn't speak any English,
so I've been trying
to fire him forever.
Hola, pepe.
Hola!
How do you say
"fired" in Spanish?
Uh, fuego?
Yeah, right.
Pepe, you fuego'd.
Si!
Okay. This
is your desk.
This is where you'll
be doing your work.
I need you to go through
this first bag of many bags.
So, get started,
I will leave you to it.
And that, by the way,
is a hilarious joke tie.
Emma gave that to me.
Uh
Do you know how
this thing works?
Sorry. Um
Como funcio
Funciona
It's super easy.
Just hit that button,
or the other one on the right
if you want it to collate.
- You speak English!
- Of course.
I thought before
that you were just
I'm just avoiding
getting fired, man.
Girl is crazy.
Yeah.
That is brilliant.
Thank you.
Good work on that.
Thanks, man.
Respect.
Ooh, boom.
Nice job, pepe.
It's actually Gary.
What are you doing here?
Your name's Gary?
Gary.
Muy bueno.
I don't speak Spanish.
Nothing?
Nope. I'm cherokee.
Okay.
- So, are you done?
- Are you joking?
This is going to take me the
entire three months to go through.
About that,
I think I need you to stay
a little bit longer.
How much longer?
Uh, try forever?
What? Bruce, I really
need you here.
You're the only person who
doesn't totally drive me crazy.
Perdonas
Not now, pepe. Jesus!
What is it about Sweden?
What's back there that's
so important to you?
Um, Emma?
Emma? I can buy you ten
emmas, better emmas.
We could have an audition
for a new Emma in this office.
One who's shorter.
She's too tall for you.
I don't know why everybody keeps saying
that. We're the exact same height.
Let me buy you a drink.
Right now?
It's noon-time.
Well it's nighttime
in Sweden. Let's go.
Adios, pepe.
Adios, miss Amy.
Adios, Bruce.
Goodbye, pepe.
Mm-hmm.
Honey, I wish you were home.
So I invested
in a restaurant which folded,
and then I started
my own record company,
you know, which was
creatively satisfying,
but financially a bust.
These sound like
horrible decisions.
I would never have advised
you to do this stuff.
This is why I need
you here, Bruce!
America moves so fast.
Let me tell you something. Sweden
is going to slow you down.
I've watched Swedish films.
They move at a glacial pace.
Good stories take time.
This is where you're
supposed to live.
Emma's not here.
Emma? Who cares about Emma?
Emma is anywhere!
You can find a beautiful
woman anywhere,
I bet she's right
in that restaurant.
Four tequilas, please.
Wow. It's the middle
of the afternoon.
Bruce, you need this.
Forget about Emma,
forget about Sweden.
This is where you live now.
No, it isn't.
Yes, it is.
Sweden is a place
one visits as a joke.
It's not where you
live permanently.
That's not even true.
There's a lot of people that
live there permanently, Amy.
Name one.
Okay, um, Emma.
Ugh, her again.
Cheers.
Cheers.
What are you doing?
Are you mad at me?
No, this is how, um,
you toast in Sweden.
Ah, well, this is how they toast
in the rest of the world.
Mmm
Ooh, is this a four or a six?
It's one.
Oh.
Can you put on the soccer match?
No.
Why not?
Because it's a soccer match.
That's right.
I apologize for my friend here.
Yeah. I've been
away a long time.
Yoo-hoo!
So then I just left, you know.
And I don't know.
Maybe Marcus is, like,
a better fit for her,
I have no idea.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It's hard, you know what I mean?
What?
It's hard.
Mmm.
This.
Right.
I don't know if we're
even still together.
I've been trying to
call her on her phone
but she's not answering.
It's so deep, you know.
It's like meaningful stuff here.
Can love conquer everything
when there's
so many differences?
Like, is love enough?
Wow, Bruce, you are a really
fun guy to get drunk with.
I know.
I've got to pee.
Hey, Aubrey, it's Amy.
Can you get down here?
I need you.
Brucey!
How are things going in the U.S.?
Terrible, man.
Do you know where Emma is, by any chance?
I've been trying to call her.
She's not answering her phone.
Ah, sweet.
You're worried.
You don't have to be.
She's having dinner
with Marcus right now.
Wait, what?
Can you say that again?
Ah, sweet.
You're worried.
Not that, the other thing:
Did you say she was
on a date with Marcus?
No.
Is she with Marcus?
Well, yeah, but
You don't have to worry.
She's in really safe hands.
Do you remember the time
he saved my father's life?
Yeah, that was,
like, two days ago
and I was there, so
Yeah, me too.
Marcus is like a superhero.
You're both superheroes.
But Marcus is like Batman and
you're like his assistant.
Um what's his name?
That little red guy
that lives in a car.
He got no gadgets but he's
really, really cute.
He's
Hello?
Bruce?
You know what, screw it.
Let's get drunk. I think
you're already there, pal.
And unfortunately I have to go.
But, look who I found.
Hey-y-y!
Oh my god.
Hur mar du?
Javla svenne-burg?
What's up? Hi.
Oh, god. Oh my god,
you're he-e-ere.
What is this? That's
That's my phone.
No, no, I need that!
I need that! I was just
calling Emma with that.
- That is my phone.
- Calm down.
I'll get you a new one tomorrow.
Are you serious?
Dude, you've got to face the facts.
Emma's moved on.
No, she has not moved on.
Like, I've been
gone for two days.
Yeah, and from what
I know about swedes
that's, like, plenty of time.
What do you know about swedes?
I know everything about swedes
that there is to know
because I was in Sweden,
if you remember.
Yeah, I remember.
I also know that
She's there, you're here,
your phone is
Glug, glug there.
And more importantly, I'm here!
Ahh, right here!
Let's have fun!
All right, fine, whatever.
Yes-s.
Okay.
Cheers!
What? Are you mad at me? Why are
you staring at me like that?
This is how I cheer nowadays.
What did I do? It's a long
We're fighting already?
It's a long story.
Just drink.
Cheers.
Skal.
Skal.
Ahh-h-h-h!
Wow.
We're not living in America