I can’t believe that actually worked. I thought for sure he was going to botch the landing or get instantly roughed up by the moose. And yes, I was actively rooting for either of those scenarios to come to fruition. I haven’t cheered on a moose so passionately since Mike Mussina was toeing the bump for the Birds. That poor moose is just trying to cross the river; not give out piggyback rides to drunk pricks. I wish this badass tag team was there to teach him a lesson about respecting wildlife.