The "Hardly Functioning" Speed Opener has a broken beer bottle and burn out mark running across both sides of the Speed Opener. This is a parody of a popular logo, which invokes interests and passion in many. Look closely though, because "Motor Skills Hardly Functioning" represents a night out for many more! An extreme night of high octane fuel and burnt rubber is the dream of many gear-heads, so this is the Speed Opener for them!