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Friday, 24 July 2015

Hey guys, wassup!!! So it’s almost the end of July and clearing is well under way. I have made two offers and also been made Senior, Whoop!! Party it up!! (With the partying comes a huge amount of responsibilities). But that will be discussed a bit later on

So as you lot probably know by now, Ramadan is over and Eid occurred. One of my best Eid so far, with 2 days of fun!! (Eid is normally meant to be celebrated for 3 days, but it is dependent on you how long you want to celebrate for, up to the 3 days). So I did my usual routine on day one. Get up early in the morning wear my traditional Eid clothes. Then went to do my morning prayer known as fajr in the mosque and this time I dragged my dad along, (He never wakes up early so it was a miracle!!!!) After we waited an hour in the mosque and then did the Eid prayer. After went round families and stayed there for the lunch and dinner, that day was amazing with biryani, chicken, salad, potatoes. Everything I would want. YUMMY!!!!

The next day came and this day I spent with my friends. We only did something small together, which was shisha, I enjoy a lot of shisha, as you guys have probably figured out by now if you've been following my adventures. We had a lovely meal as well - chicken steak for me. I also tried to do something different, so I tried the CANDY CRUSH SLUSHIE PUPPY AND TRUST ME IT WAS LOVELY!!!.

But then it was Sunday and I slept for the day, because I was too tired!! I also got myself an Eid treat, Ralph Lauren Polo Red aftershave and matching bag.

Now as I said it is end of the July and close to main clearing, so anyone who is waiting for results, do not worry, you will be fine! If you do not achieve your expected grades, there are always other options.

Anyone who is interested in applying and already hold their qualifications, register with UCAS as soon as possible and call us on 020 8331 9000 and make a clearing application!

Wednesday, 1 July 2015

Hi guys so apart from doing shisha, going out, having chicken, and working during my holidays I also am a gamer, but the best game I love playing with ragers content is FIFA!!! And as the title suggests, this blog is the ten most annoying FIFA players online. At least in my opinion, anyway.Number 10: Rage QuittersOkay so let’s set the scene. You are 25 minutes into the game and you are leading 1-0 against your opponent. You make a beautiful run down the wing and then cross it into the box and then pat it down for your striker to smash it in, and you celebrate. But then you lose connection, yes that is an example of a rage quit. It just disappoints you when you could have won with honour and glory and destroyed your opponent too maybe.

Oh man!

Number 9: Sore LosersSo you have had an honourable game, and the game has been going back and forth, however no holds barred tackles are flying in and your Ronaldo/Messi is being blocked around and out-muscled. Then on the 80th minute you come take a last ditch attempt and score a wonderful goal which took at least 20 passes or more. Then you win the game. Not a sore loser? Just you wait until you get an inbox with all the swearing and cusses you can find on this planet just because you won a football match online. Well that’s what happens.

We all know one.

Number 8: The PausersThese are a pain. They pause the game for around 30 seconds or 60 seconds, and then come back hoping to get an advantage or ending up quitting. Why? What do they get? Nothing! Just the satisfaction of being able to quickly get away from your defender when going in for a crunching slide tackle or that you, their opponent, do not get to celebrate a glorious win.

BRB

Number 7: The LaggersThese people are, for the majority of the time, playing on a PC, and their specs are rubbish. Therefore they cannot keep up with your PS3 or Xbox, and slow the game down so when you go into a "in the box challenge" you miss the ball and take down the player resulting in them having a penalty. Yup. The feeling of anguish comes right there. To make it worse you get a red card and then you RAGE QUIT.

Number 6: Headset UsersNow honestly headset users I do not mind you using them, however if you are using them please do not hurl abuse at the person on the other end of the match. Or scream down your headset blowing up the speakers of my TV!!!!

Please move the mic away from your face.

So we are half way there and it is going to get more intense so if you get angry easily or have experience of all of these things, then I would advise walking away right now.

Number 5: The Non-skippersThey replay everything, or do not skip anything. They choose to listen to the whole generic national anthem when playing a match. They listen to the club anthems. But to top it off they replay every goal they score whether it be the worst of the worst goals, which is not even good enough to enjoy or admire (Yes I mean penalties). Or even the pass across the box.

Number 4: The SkillersThese are the people who think they are the best players in the world, doing step overs, and when you give them a crunching tackle, while praying you don’t get their player, you get the ball and then score. Then they rage quit. Yes these are humans that exist. (Refer to number 10 for opinion on rage quitters).

At least one of them was kind enough to keep a record...

Now we are in the top 3 If you haven’t raged round about right now, hats off to you. But these three will annoy the life out of you.

Number 3: The Stingy PlayersThese players are players who score a wonderful goal you admire and look to comeback and then you are 4-1 down with ten minutes to go. You know you have truly lost but you put in some counter charges and bring back a couple of goals and get it back 4-3 with 5 minutes to go, and what happens he passes around his defence making you run like a fool -.-. and then you lose and get relegated. Yes, these people exist.

And the moral of the story is... Watch more tutorials?

Number 2: The Box PassersThese people run down the wing, make an amazing run and then they have an accomplice with them who is running at full pelt and then your keeper comes out to make sure the runner doesn’t cross the ball. What happens, he passes it to the accomplice and smashes it into the empty net. Yes these people are annoying!!! (To be honest I do this all the time it’s more fun).

Number 1: Okay here is number 1. The worst of the worst. They are the bane of all FIFA players online and you would rather have them not exist on the planet. These are the MESSALDOS. These players steal victories with either Ronaldo, who is a pain, or Messi, also the best player in the world, and they always, always, run down the wings with this. They either do a trick skill (Messi) or the Ronaldo Chop (Ronaldo) and then score a goal. Then you are forced to become a number 10 unfortunately.

But that is it for now the top ten most annoying players, if you have any more ideas or think I’ve missed out some add it to the comments below :D.