Last Evacuation Drill

A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office (approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee
gathered outside office.
10 mins passed..................................5 more mins passed.

Security Officer’s Announcement started:

"Dear Employees

With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are lay off & all their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow.

We followed this approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office".

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