Archive for February 7, 2018

Josh McDaniels agreed to become Colts head coach, then told them, sorry, he decided to stay with Patriots. Well, this ought to make New England even more beloved by fans outside Massachusetts.

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Well, at least #Colts were undefeated in the Josh McDaniels era.

This is the inaugural Olympics mixed doubles curling competition, and Canada opened with a loss. The horror. Hope they can show their faces at home.

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Russell Wilson was traded to the Yankees. Was Derek Jeter somehow involved?

A Japanese study says a chemical in McDonald’s french fries may cure baldness. So supersize that standing DC order from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

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An Eagles fan was seen at MSP Airport with a stolen purple seat from U.S Bank Stadium. To be fair, at #SuperBowl ticket prices, he probably thought he had paid for it

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Federal law prohibits many men with active restraining orders from even buying a gun…. but they can work in the White House? #RobPorter#WTF?

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Cornell frat is on probation for a “pig roast” sex contest – points given for sleeping with women & a bonus for having sex with woman who weighed the most. Sometimes it IS hard to believe in evolution.

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Scary thing, despite allegations from 2 ex-wives & 1 ex-girlfriend, if that black eye picture hadn’t surfaced, GOP would all still be rallied around Rob Porter.

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If OJ Simpson would just make a statement supporting @realDonaldTrump, pretty sure @POTUS would find him a White House position.

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So when military men & women start coming out against Trump’s parade how long will it take for #CadetBoneSpurs to call them treasonous?

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So GOP attacked Hillary and then Huma Abedin over their philandering husbands. I guess it would have been okay if Bill and Weiner just beat their wives instead?

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So Justin Trudeau apologizes for making a “dumb joke that has gone viral” when he corrected “mankind” to peoplekind.” Donald Trump still hasn’t apologized for “jokingly” referring to Democrats as “treasonous.”

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Yesterday a court ordered @POTUS to pay $25 million to students he defrauded with Trump University, and it wasn’t even a top headline for 24 hours. #thenewabnormal

So what if we make a deal with @RealDonaldTrump? He resigns and we give him the bigliest parade ever!