Sofia Vergara Basically Wore Five Wedding Dresses

Delightful actress Sofia Vergara married her too-handsome-to-be-real Ken doll Joe Mangianello on Sunday in a ceremony that was like a traditional wedding pumped with tons of cash and steroids. It had a poolside prenuptial reception, a performance by Pitbull, an altar of cascading flowers, a photo booth, a goofy hashtag (#Jofia), cast members from Modern Family, a serenade of “Sweet Child O’ Mine” by the groom-to-be to his beloved Sofia, and five different wedding dresses. You thought this eerily beautiful couple was going to stick with just one boring dress? Give me a break. What fun is that?

The first “dress” the bride wore was a white blazer and tank on the Friday before the wedding when meeting with celebrity florist Jeff Leatham. A casual look with a callout for what was to come.