Adults who don’t have any children just don’t realize how easy they have it. For the average kid-free couple, it’s a breeze to do even the simplest of tasks, such as leaving the house in the morning, sleeping through the night without interruptions, or driving down the road in a car. You just don’t know!

Comedian Jim Gaffigan stops by Conan O’Brien’s show to explain why people who live in the Southern U.S. tend to be a bit, um, well, slow. But not in the insulting way it sounds! He’s actually got a valid point to make .. a valid, delicious point that’s smothered in gravy and served with a glass of sweet tea. Yum!