Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Viva Viagra! Long Live My Erection!

The Whiskey Dicks! Every Saturday, they get together, pop a blue pill, and jam (ewww!). If you haven't seen this new spot for Viagra be prepared to run screaming from whatever room you're currently in. If indeed Elvis lives, upon viewing this performance, he will bash his face repeatedly with a blue suede shoe until comatose. (tip from Ben Mall)previously:1. HEY PAL, DOES YOUR DICK SUCK?2. ...actually it's a Raging Chubb.

because of this commercial, i will now never get married or grow old with a man, just in case he joined some fuckin old dude garage band cult to do this very thing. i hope their wives are either at home boning the cabana boy or lying in wait with shotguns.