Fun-loving Gronk picked up passengers while driving on his team’s home turf in Boston — disguising himself by wearing sunglasses, a cap and two alternating wigs on the rides. He told a couple of female passengers that, as a supposed fan, he was crushing on teammate Tom Brady.

“I love that guy. I’ve got, like, four posters of him,” he said.

When Gronkowski was asked what he thought Brady might put on his supple skin, he replied: “Oh man, I swear he probably just puts lotion on all the time after he showers … I’ve always had a man-crush on him.”

The wacky tight end also stopped for a different kind of gas along the route. “I just farted and it doesn’t even smell,” he mused.