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I sit here writing this review at 4AM from my porcelain throne, a fixture you will become all too familiar with if you chose to eat these cute little bears from the pits of hell. I had to eat a pound of these little bastards after Man City must've thought they were playing American football the other week, and lost to a team of Arsenal scrubs. They were a bit chewy but overall, appeared to be nothing more than your average gummy bears. After about 2 hours with little more than some mild stomach cramps, feeling like one would expect from eating a pound of any candy, I began to wonder if I'd gotten some duds.

Like the slow build-up of a Martin Scorsese film however, those bears were waiting for their baptism scene to destroy my insides. It started with the cramping, very akin to doing 1,000 crunches and then being forced to hold the 1,001st crunch indefinitely. Then came the initial "run" which opened the proverbial flood gates.

I'm over 30 and I'm beginning to wonder if these bears know that and want to send me back to the can for each year I've been on this earth to make me wonder why I'd ever been born. In between gastrointestinal bouts of pressure washing the inside of my toilet from my anus, I lay in bed feeling as if someone were to punch me in the stomach, I'd explode, turning the walls of my bedroom into a soiled Jackson Pollock rendition.

To give you an idea, I'd spent $50 ordering a UFC pay-per-view only to willingly miss the last 2-3 fights on the main card because I didn't want to stray too far from my master bathroom. Thankfully for me (and my marriage), fearing what might be coming, I convinced my wife to spend the evening at my sister-in-laws because trust me fellas, nothing will be gained from your significant other experiencing this with you. I'm no longer in pain but am still having to make trips back to my master bath on a regular basis. Eat these if you dare but be forewarned, they are not to be trifled with unless you want your toilet to be a staging ground for repeat fecal rehearsals of "The Red Wedding" from Game of Thrones.

Guild: Fairy TailPosition Wanted: That last Tier 2 position :’)Rank: SActivity: All day every day. Almost.Why Should Your Character Should Be....:Ah, yes. Fairy Tail – possibly the most troublesome guild in Fiore. Why would one ever select a mage from such a guild for a position of such high esteem? Why would the Magic Council ever even consider such a person? See, Sorano Granon is not just any old member of Fairy Tail – oh no – she was the member who brought the darkened guild back to the light. In the eyes of the public, it was this kid, a mere fourteen years of age at the time, who had taken control of the strayed guild under the wayward rule of Kanix Laspor to expel the darkness within and bring them back to the legal world. To the eyes of Magnolia, she is a hero, bringing their protector guild back to the city and creating a new hub of business and magic for the townspeople. In the Magic Council's eyes, Sorano Granon is a hero.

Besides her actions that brought Fairy Tail back to the light, Sorano had already been well-known throughout Fiore and even countries beyond, long before the guild’s exile. Having gained the position of the third Rising Star at the age of thirteen, the letter mage was known for her calm, controlled leadership skills and high levels of intellect, as well as her skills in negotiating peaceful solutions. Although the youth has slain her own fair share of monsters and defeated a good number of illegal organizations and dark guilds, her current focus is on gaining solutions that are as peaceful as possible, helping Fiore through means other than violence. In the past, the letter mage had held a rather different view - violence was a necessary means to get what was needed, but death eventually become an unnecessary thing in her mind, something that should be avoided if possible. Jaded by her long history of monster-fighting, which she continues today, Sorano now holds the view that using words was a better way to defeat someone than with might and power.

However, this doesn't mean that one can simply underestimate her. Having entered the professional mage world at the age of eleven, Sorano is well-acquainted with how systems and magics work. Working with mages from a wide variety of guilds, the letter mage has done her best to learn about all the different types of people throughout the country, gaining a strong understanding of the population despite her lack of emotions. As a result, she has grown to be a fairly well-known figure in Fiore, worthy of respect.

+ The Rarest Flower + Her first task as a professional legal mage, Sorano began her life of helping those of Fiore with a task more complicated than your average beginner. Braving the Spooky Forest, she would defeat the dark monsters of these mysterious woods to gain a precious medicine for a local healer.

+ Dearly Departed + Sorano really started her career off with a bang, as can be seen by this particular mission. Saving her former mentor from a terrible plague in the Cursed Lands that had killed off most the creatures nearby, she braved the dangerous situation to make her way to her mentor and saved her life.

+ Passport + Sorano shows off her excellent sense of the law and patience by calmly waiting her turn in line instead of pushing, shoving, or killing everyone in the vicinity like so many others have done.

+ A Wizard's Grace + Sorano defeated the dark wizard who had ruined and cursed the crops of Beanstalk Village, gaining the thanks and love of the residents.

+ Entertain the Patients + Here, Sorano demonstrates her very citizen-like awareness of community service, entertaining the children's ward of a hospital and providing them with joy while also gaining their adoration.

+ Double Trouble + Despite the terrible difficulty of the task, the Fairy Tail mage barely managed to master the control of these wild twin boys in an act of care and kindness for the citizens of Fiore.

+ Act I: Genesis + Along with guildmate Bellaria, Sorano and Hoshi assisted a girl in exploring a mysterious laboratory, helping to protect and rescue her from the evil tranzbose who resided inside the labyrinth.

+ Nightmare Incarnate + Facing her greatest fears with the mysterious monster within the woods, Sorano investigated and discovered what had happened to the disappearing Rune Knights.

+ The Hunt is On + Spreading her reputation to Iceberg, where mages of Fiore almost never go, Sorano and guildmate Gamon Kinzoku supplied a village with desperately needed food, earning the trust of all the villages.

+ To Tenroujima! + Sparring with her guildmate Apollo, Sorano demonstrated her power and abilities by defeating her guildmate on Tenroujima, showing how far she had come.

+ Secondary Magic Training + Learning from the mirror mage Speculo, Sorano learned the art of reflective and mirror-based magic, infusing it with her own lineage to create her current secondary magic.

+ Cosplay Cafe + Accompanied by her teammates, Sorano worked at a cosplay cafe to bring publicity, gaining the good views of the cafe's owner and other employees, as well as leaving a strong impression on the customers.

+ King of Thieves + With her boyfriend from another guild, Sorano braves the desert to stop a gang of thieves and bring a shipment of lacrima to safety.

+ The Jungle Book + With guildmate Zecarayus, Sorano stops Scorpion Tail, a dark guild who had taken control of a devastating tome and taken over the minds of all animals nearby, gaining the love and recognition of the people of Enca.

+ Wanted: Hydro-Arsonist + With Keiko of Infinity Hydra and her guildmate Hana Akki, Sorano worked to track down a hydro-arsonist terrorist. With the arsonist's grievous wounds that rendered her unheal-able, the two gave her a peaceful death and buried her.

+ Act II: Adflictio + Assisting the Lexa sisters, Sorano and Gamon once more help them learn about their history, protecting them and defeating the deadly scientists and creations within the laboratory.

+ Scare Away Those Thugs + With Mashyuu of Sabertooth, Sorano scared away a group of thugs who had been attacking a restaurant in Hargeon, gaining the appreciation of many people in the area.

+ RisingTides EVENT + Sorano participated in the great Rising Tides crisis that destroyed Hargeon Town, fighting to defeat the sea monsters that had attacked the city. Although the event ended in tragedy, with thousands dead or injured, she had worked with great mages such as Heero, Alyia, and Kite to fight against the threat, even having to face her possessed guild master at one point, barely managing to make it through even with her emotions in chaos, hampering her abilities. Afterwards, she would also assist Lamia Scale in rebuilding Hargeon (although that thread never ended properly and I can't find it anymore...).

+ B Rank Exam + Apollo, whom Sorano had defeated once in the past would test her on her skills, revealing to the letter mage that she was not the smartest person in the world, reminding her that she still had so much more to learn.

+ Sunny Tower + With teammate Mura Kensho, the Fairies defeated the cult that had taken residence there and saved their client's daughter, earning both their love and respect.

+ The Masked Guild + Once more accompanying Sabertooth mage Mashyuu, Sorano helped to defeat the mysterious Masked Guild in Clover Town, gaining renown throughout the city for their heroid deeds.

+ Action Figures + Sorano saves the town of Toylaten from the terrible threat of twin brothers who had turned the entire town to toys, earning their forever thanks.

+ The Fourth Musketeers + With her team, Sorano helped save Sir Townsend of Minstrel from captivity by dark mages, gaining respect and official musketeer title in Minstrel, making her name known in a new country.

+ Zecarayus' Secondary Training + Having become a well-rounded mage by now, Sorano extends her knowledge to fellow guild member Zecarayus, teaching him some of her magical skills.

+ Heaven's Forge (A) + Working with Erika Nightshade, currently a powerful ace of Crystal Swan, the two mages helped each other in fighting their way out of Kyoka after being mysteriously summoned there.

+ Spirited Away (A) + Working with Mashyuu yet again, the mages peacefully solve a dispute between the yokai and Earthland, freeing their captives safely and marking the beginning of Sorano's preference to diplomacy.

+ A Rank Exam + Sorano shows her growth in ability, entering a new stage of her life and magic in a spar with Kanix Laspor, her guild master.

+ Genetic Chaos + With Mura and Chronos, the group investigated the disappearance of two poodles and reported back to the Rune Knights about the mutations that were occurring in the Spooky Forest, having to fight various enemies in their task.

+ Lucie Guild Meeting + As one of her first actions as the guild master of the exiled Fairy Tail, Sorano ended up casting out the possessed Coming Storm, then began to work towards regaining favor in the Magic Council's eyes.

+ GM Summit + At the GM Summit, Sorano would meet and grow to recognize the many guild masters throughout Fiore, establishing her own presence in the eyes of powerful mages as well.

+ Act III: Paracidium + With Brennan and Hana, Sorano once more assisted the Lexa sisters by rescuing Grimoire from yet another spooky lab, discovering a bit more about her past as well.

+ Monster Containment + With several others, Sorano would help in defeating the vast numbers of monsters that had appeared in Fat Monsterland.

+ Monster Eradication + Once again, Sorano would help in destroying more monsters in Fiore after the previous incident, demonstrating her power.

+ Angels and Demons (A) + With Julius Seas, Sorano fought in several difficult duels with angels and defeated them all, and left after peace negotiations with the angelic realm were made, learning new magics as well.

+ The Decrepit Mansion (S) + With Noheme, Sorano helped defeat a powerful spirit within a haunted mansion, freeing all the tormented spirits within and gaining the respect of the Pergrande community.

+ Act IV: Revelatio (A)(Ongoing) + Sorano works with Sabertooth mage Terith to help the Lexa sisters once again...this time on an island, investigating a laboratory. She's a reliable mage if you need help, that's for sure.

+ How do you say love? (S)(Ongoing) + Working with Wizard Saint and Black Rose ace Lilium Santiais, Sorano helps to calm a wild kitsune and repair the damages to the village.

+ Luna (100-yr)(Ongoing) + Sorano works to save Earthland from the threat of Luna, a goddess who has promised her destruction of humanity.

+ A Story of Sun and Ice (100-yr)(Ongoing) + Working with guild master and wizard saint Leila Vergious, the two work to free Kosetsu from Earthland invaders, gaining the respect and recognition of Kosetsu residents.

+ Sorano also participated in Priory of the Wyrm, working against the cult. Honestly, I don't want to go back and look for the thread, nor do I really remember what went on in there, but hey, it's an event /o/

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Magnolia, city of festivities remains as busy as always, the colorful banners hanging from storefronts and above the streets evoking a sense of joy and cheer at all times. Merchants hawk their goods on the street, voices intermingling with the chatter of schoolchildren and couples enjoying their afternoon – tourists and locals alike often stroll down Main Street with food from carts grasped in their hands, spreading an atmosphere of delight.

It is tucked within the heart of this town that the humble guild of Fairy Tail resides, a nondescript office building of red brick that would seem like any other in the neighborhood if not for the name inscribed above the obviously very old wooden door. Walking on down the short path before the door to enter the guild, you press your hand to the cool, worn oak. The power of mages throughout Fairy Tail’s long history can be felt coursing through your body, warm and strong, able to last through any and all challenges that have descended upon them.

So here you are, at the front door of the formerly grand guild, now diminished to a cozy center of business – a home for all mages seeking a prosperous future in the magic industry. A single step is all it takes to enter our abode.

Welcome to Fairy Tail. We hope you enjoy your stay.

information

Fairy Tail is an independent mage’s guild made up of a variety of mages hoping to pursue a prosperous future in the magic industry. With all the potential difficulties that one can face in struggle to make it big as a professional mage, the guild offers a place for neutral mercenaries to sell their services, exposing them to a wide variety of jobs and opportunities through Fairy Tail’s unique position and history.

As a guild that has experienced the limits of legal alignment as well as the struggles of dark alignment, Fairy Tail is willing to accept anyone no matter their views or tendencies, so long as they do not jeopardize the guild’s neutral position. With conductors of legal and illegal business alike under their wing, members must have flexible and adaptable minds in order to accommodate the preferences of their guildmates. Due to their focus on providing as many opportunities to their member base as possible, Fairy Tail accepts clients of all types, meaning you can conduct business with almost no restrictions.

However, as the guild wishes to keep peaceful relationships with the Magic Council and legal guilds, members with darker tendencies must have disguises when performing illegal tasks as to prevent persecution of Fairy Tail. As should be expected, the Magic Council is still suspicious of the guild’s alignment due to their past actions, and will not take any revelation of law-breaking lightly. Those who put the guild’s reputation and status at stake will be removed instantly and can expect no sympathy towards their plight to prevent past mistakes from being made again.

lore & history

Fairy Tail was a legal guild once known across Fiore for both its friendliness towards strangers, as well as its unfortunate habits of destructive nature. Famed throughout the country and even the world despite their various faults, this legal mage’s guild had been much adored by the city it protected, and generally the entirety of Fiore. Time and time again, the Fairies barely got the Magic Council to put up with the guild’s shenanigans, sheer luck getting the close-knit group past disaster after disaster, complaint after complaint.

However, as with all long-lasting luck streaks, an end must come eventually. After year upon year of this pampered, on-the-edge living, the eve of the fairies’ golden age would eventually arrive – as one could expect, it was not pretty. A single young girl had been taken into the guild recently, the small, pale-faced Lucie. At first, she had simply been shy and not oft seen around the guild, just another young mage searching for a place to stay. However, it was soon discovered to the shock of the whole guild that the seemingly innocent young girl had been marked as Coming Storm of Fiore, a title that struck fear and hate into the hearts of the average Fioran citizen due to her possession by an unknown demon. If that wasn’t enough, the current guild master Heero Reyold had disappeared at the same time, leaving Fairy Tail in tatters and conflicted on what direction to go next. Seeking a solution to the problem, a current ace, Kanix Laspor, gathered up the guild and came to a conclusion: Family always came first, and this family could not simply turn one of their brethren away so quickly.

Kanix Laspor, the Sixth guildmaster of Fairy Tail would lead the formerly revered guild into exile on the planet of Tetsukazu, a peaceful, wooded land located in a remote area the Magic Council couldn’t interfere in. Here it was that they resided, hidden and living in exile until Kanix Laspor’s departure, when the members of Fairy Tail would gather and decide what was to be done with their problem child under the Seventh guildmaster, Sorano Granon.

A decision was made: one to cast out the possessed one, and take up a role as a group independent of the dark and light forces that battled throughout Fiore. However, while the guild continued its shaky life as an independent guild for a while, it was an unprofitable one that kept the infamously restless mages of the guild bored and sick of such a dull existence.

Quietly, the members, now reduced to but a few, made a crucial decision to transform the formerly extravagant and booming guild into a quiet but efficient center of business – a guild of business and independent mercenaries, or the Fairy Tail you know today. Mixing the shades of light and dark, they will take any job you need done, so long as it fits their personal morals and preferences, and they receive an adequate payment in return.

Today, the close-knit family and rowdy nature of Fairy Tail is gone. Instead, they have let go of their morally upstanding ways and let themselves become a truly neutral guild for anyone in the magic industry.

rules & values

Rules and restrictions in the guild are very few, but necessary and absolutely crucial for the continuation of Fairy Tail’s business. A mage must not harm another member through physical means, nor are they allowed to “out” them, turning darker-inclined members in to the Magic Council. Damage to guild properties must be fixed by the one who caused it in the first place, and the citizens of Magnolia are to be treated with respect no matter what. Even during Fairy Tail’s most difficult times, the guild has sworn itself to be protectors of the town, and the citizens have always been the strongest defenders of Fairy Tail’s reputation.

When embarking on a dark or illegal task, the mage must disguise themselves completely from their known identity within the guild. This means that appearance, name, personality, and even magic must not be the same as the official person registered in Magic Council records or known to the general public. This is to prevent damage to the guild and the guild’s reputation. If a member’s actions do put Fairy Tail at risk from either illegal or legal forces, however, they will be prompted punished and exiled, never to return. The guild has learned from their past mistake and will not repeat it.

Besides basic rules such as these, Fairy Tail encourages creativity and freedom in conducting business and working as a mercenary mage. Members are free to do as they wish, in any field they wish. Supporting mages, battle mages, magic researchers or professional assassins are all welcome. Open-mindedness is encouraged as well, and members are expected to behave in a mature manner towards their guildmates no matter how their moral codes may contrast.

The guild is also a place where one can find partners, teams, and mentors – despite these mages’ independent origins, interaction is also encouraged to form bonds throughout the guild, keeping it working like a well-oiled machine instead of conflicts breaking the members apart. Although it would be a stretch to consider Fairy Tail a family-based guild, members should be prepared to work together in face of a common threat, and fighting between members is looked down upon.

statistics

PoliticsAllies: Black RoseEnemies: Basilisk Fang

StatusIndependent; not fully trusted by the Magic Council.

LocationMagnolia

Member Count14

frequently asked questions

How do I join?There's not much you need to do - simply create a character, and register Fary Tail as their guild! An introduction is definitely recommended, as it is thorugh these means that your character may earn their guild mark and get to know other members!

Can I be an Ace (Or anything pertaining to “Can I be a…”)?Yes, of course! There is always the possibility of becoming an ace, bartender, librarian, whatever it is that you wish your character to be. When it comes to simple, decorative positions such as bartender, all that is needed is for you to post in either the Requests thread or PM the GM about this. They will listen to your idea, and let you know whether you can go ahead or not. However, aces are a bit different, seeing as their position gives them quite a bit of power in the guild. Firstly, you must be B-ranked and have been in the guild for at least a month before applying. To apply, simply go to the Guild Roster topic and use the template there. PM it, or post it below for the GM to check over! If it is found acceptable, an ace exam will then be conducted.

Can I be a Guildmaster?In order to be a guild master, the member must first be B ranked or above, and have been in the guild for at least a month with constant activity. It is preferable if this member is an ace, as this goes for smoother plot movement. They will be selected by the previous GM, or, if the previous GM has gone inactive, the guild members will vote on one of the current existing B+ ranks in the guild.

Do I have to write an intro?Nope, not at all! However, it is definitely preferred, as it would create a plot reason for you to have your guild mark, as well as giving guild members a chance to get to know you better. Intros do usually fade off pretty fast as well, so they aren't too important. If you choose not to create one though, please do have a plot reason for your character having a mark.

Do I have to kill/act evil if I'm in Fairy Tail? What does being independent mean?Independent guilds are essentially legal guilds with slightly fewer restrictions. This means that while members should be prepared to possibly perform tasks outside of the legal sphere, we do have to act in accordance to the magic council's laws. If you are to perform a dark or illegal job, you must go in disguise, and without revealing your guild mark. Putting the guild's status on the line will result in being kicked out of the guild. On the other hand, acting legal and morally upright is good and well too - however, you must be willing to let your guildmates go about their more crooked paths without turning them in. That too will result in expulsion.

What if I have a question or suggestion?The GM, aces, and even normal members are always open for you to chat with! Most everyone is more than willing to answer your questions, or point you out in the direction of those who can. If you have a suggestion, PMing an ace or GM are both great options, seeing as the holders of both positions are normally in communication with one another. If you are uncomfortable with PM, please visit the Requests thread to ask a question! Another popular way to ask questions is to contact people on Discord – simply ask someone in the guild to add you onto the FT Discord server, or click on the handy link below.

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Name: Icebound HaloRank: Legendary(+) Special / Legendary(+) / LegendaryType: ChakramDescription: A halo gifted to Hana by her old mentor – the dragon of ice – it is made of silver metal and encased in a thin layer of ice. Normally worn around Hana’s head like a diadem, the weapon is nothing more than a beautiful accessory in its dormant state. When removed from its position around her head, however, the ice will push outwards into a deadly circular blade that can deal serious damage.

Strengths:✳ Not too heavy, so it can easily be wielded by Hana.✳ As Hana is made of ice, the chakram will never melt as long as she touches it.✳ It is a beautiful accessory outside of battle, so it is aesthetically useful and can easily be carried around.

Weaknesses:✳ If it remains out of Hana’s grip for two long, the ice will eventually melt. It will, however, take longer than normal ice to do so.✳ With its awkward shape, the weapon is not suited to short-distance battle.✳ The taste of Hana’s hair is so enticing that certain allies (ahem Mura ahem) might try to eat it and get their tongue stuck to the weapon.✳ Can hurt allies.

Freeze Tag:

Name: Freeze TagRank: Current rank – caps at ADuration: 3Cooldown: 5Description: Throughout the duration, the disk will follow wherever the target runs. If the target doesn’t move, or when it hits it, the ice on the disk will spread out over the object or person it hits, freezing them in place as well as dealing rank damage of the ability’s rank. For those one or two ranks above the ability’s, the ability will slow their speed by 50% and 25% respectively for one post only. If the chakram doesn’t hit the target within the duration, the ability will have been for naught and will return to the user. Its ranges, speeds, etc are those of the ability’s current rank for single target.

Strengths:✳ Tracks the target down, so it’s more likely to hit.Weaknesses:✳ The chakram cannot freeze things with unusually high temperatures, such as fires or creatures with unusually high body temperatures.✳ If it doesn’t hit within the duration, the ability is essentially for nothing.

Icicle Explosion:

Name: Icicle ExplosionRank: Current rank – caps at ADuration: 1Cooldown: 5Description: With a twirl of the halo around her fingers, Hana can throw the chakram at an area. The moment it hits something, the ice will burst outwards into a ball of deadly sharp icicles , each spike being up to AoE range in length. It deals 50% of the ability’s rank damage to anyone within the AoE distance of the ability’s current rank. Its speed is also according to the AoE speed of the ability’s current rank.

Strengths:✳ Can deal damage to a large number of opponents at once.

Weaknesses:✳ Doesn’t deal as much damage to a single target.✳ Can damage allies as well.

Winter Wonderland:

Name: Winter WonderlandRank: One rank below current rank – caps at BDescription: At Hana’s touch, the halo’s ice can morph itself into different angles, allowing light to bounce off of it in unique wavelengths that hide Hana from the site of anyone the ability’s rank or below. For those one or two ranks above that of the ability, they will see a blurred form of Hana that’s somewhat transparent instead.

Hailstorm:

Name: HailstormRank: One rank below current rank – caps at BDescription: By tapping a certain frequency across the halo, the weapon will expand outwards to become a large hoop that floats around Hana’s body. This allows her to jump to heights of several hundred feet into the air at once, essentially allowing her to fly. It also increases her speed by 50-60%, depending on the ability’s current rank.

Name: Woven with “Love”Rank: Legendary / Strong / StrongType: CloakDescription: Crafted by Sorano for Hana’s birthday, the cloak is woven with magical wool, and threaded with spells for protection as an additional gift to Hana. Made with red thread so as to be easily spotted (in case Hana ends up wandering off or tries to escape from a Mura / Hana blind date), it’s comfortable and adapts to whatever body it is put on to be a perfect fit. Straps and pockets are sewn into it as well to allow for easy carrying of weapons and tools.

Strengths:✳ Being easily adaptable to anybody it is put around, the cloak can be lent to anyone else who might need its protection.✳ Straps and pouches allow the cloak to be useful for storing items whenever needed.✳ The bright color makes it so that any of her teammates, guildmates, or allies can spot her, even in the midst of battle.Weaknesses:✳ The bright color can alternatively make it easy for enemies to spot her if she’s trying to hide.✳ The straps are a bit long and dangly, which may cause noise when running or get tangled up in things.✳ Since it is made of magic, and created to be lightweight, it is very thin and will not provide much protection from normal elements such as the weather.✳ The color makes it really difficult to match with many other clothes. Red doesn’t go well with Hana’s typical pallet of blue, white, and orange clothes.

Cloak Runes Rejection:

Name: Cloak Runes: RejectionRank: Current rank – caps at ADescription: A line of runes stitched into the fabric will burst outwards in a flash of golden light, rejecting spells that seek to harm Hana. It causes her to receive 60% less damage from each attack, increasing by 10% for each rank an attack is below hers, or decreasing by 10% for every attack that is ranked above her.

Cloak Runes Absorption:

Name: Cloak Runes: AbsorptionRank: Current rank – caps at ADescription: A thin layer of runes painted lightly over the cloak will shine a bright silver for a moment before absorbing energy from any spell that is cast at Hana. Essentially, for every spell she is affected by, she receives half of the mana used to cast it.

Cloak Runes Duplication:

Name: Cloak Runes: DuplicationRank: One rank below current rank – caps at BDescription: Throwing the cloak outwards, ten perfect clones of Hana will appear. The clones can also cast the same spells and use the same items Hana has, but they will deal no damage. For those up to two ranks above Hana, the clones are 50% and 75% more transparent than Hana is, allowing them to be able to pick out who she is more easily.

Cloak Runes Icecreamification:

Name: Cloak Runes: IcecreamificationRank: Two ranks below current rank – caps at CDescription: Hana is able to create infinite ice cream of any flavor within one of the cloak pockets. Each ice cream cone also heals for 1 hp, capping at 50% of her total hp pool.

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bones shatter, fall apart, and hit the floor. if it doesn't thrill you, it doesn't matter anymore. bones shatter - baby, don't go out this time. no matter where you've been or who you are, if it doesn't kill you it's sure to leave a horrible scar. bones shatter - baby, don't go out this time. so what's another stan who's not a fan a million miles away? and what's he gonna do to me that i haven't already seen? you'll never stop me; you know, it's everything to me. and we'll never stop 'cause we're only getting better. we're not making this up, so just write another letter. i'll be fine. alive again, another day, i'm not afraid to get over. never stop 'cause we're only getting better. i'll be fine.

i've been better, seen a brighter side of life, but any friend of the failure's a friend of mine. bones shatter - baby don't go out this time. so what's another stan who's not a fan a million miles away? and what's he gonna do to me that i haven't already seen? you'll never stop me; you know, it's everything to me. and we'll never stop 'cause we're only getting better. we're not making this up, so just write another letter. i'll be fine. alive again, another day, i'm not afraid to get over. never stop 'cause we're only getting better. i'll be fine. i'll be fine.

you were everything to me, you were everything to me, you were everything to me, you were everything to me. we'll never stop 'cause we're only getting better. we're not making this up, so just write another letter. i'll be fine. alive again, another day, i'm not afraid to get over. never stop 'cause we're only getting better. i'll be fine. alive again another day, a way to get over. alive again, another day, a way to get over.

yeah, i feel i'm watered down whenever he's around. i put on the crown of clowns and melt slowly to the ground. yeah, i feel it comin' on when i've been static for too long. and an explosion comes in time before i go and cross the line. they say you used to be so kind - i never knew you had such a dirty mind. well, i went to the doctors believin' the devil had control over me. i was find it hard to breathe and finding it hard to fight the feelin'. oh, my heart just burst like a glass balloon. i let it fly to high and it shattered too soon. i was the wrong dang girl in the wrong dang room. i broke my glass balloon, i let go of my glass balloon.

NOTES HERE, I THINK YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH GO AS CRAZY AS YOU WANT WITH THESE

Put your make up on Get your nails done Curl your hair Run the extra mile Keep it slim So they like you. Do they like you? Get your sexy on Don't be shy, girl Take it off This is what you want, to belong So they like you. Do you like you?

You don't have to try so hard You don't have to give it all away You just have to get up, get up, get up, get up You don't have to change a single thing You don't have to try, try, try, try-i-i You don't have to try, try, try, try-i-i You don't have to try, try, try, try-i-i You don't have to try Yoooou don't have to try

Ooooo, oooooo, oooooo...

Get your shopping on, At the mall, Max your credit cards You don't have to choose, Buy it all So they like you. Do they like you? Wait a second, Why should you care, what they think of you When you're all alone, by yourself Do you like you? Do you like you? You don't have to try so hard You don't have to give it all away You just have to get up, get up, get up, get up You don't have to change a single thing

You don't have to try so hard You don't have to bend until you break You just have to get up, get up, get up, get up You don't have to change a single thing You don't have to try, try, try, try-i-i You don't have to try, try, try, try-i-i You don't have to try, try, try, try-i-i You don't have to try

You don't have to try, try, try, try-i-i You don't have to try, try, try, try-i-i You don't have to try, try, try, try-i-i You don't have to try Yoooou don't have to try Oooooo, oooooo Oooooo, oooooo You don't have to try so hard You don't have to give it all away You just have to get up, get up, get up, get up You don't have to change a single thing

You don't have to try, try, try, try-i-i You don't have to try, try, try, try-i-i You don't have to try You don't have to try Take your make up off Let your hair down Take a breath Look into the mirror, at yourself Don't you like you? Cause I like you

bones shatter, fall apart, and hit the floor. if it doesn't thrill you, it doesn't matter anymore. bones shatter - baby, don't go out this time. no matter where you've been or who you are, if it doesn't kill you it's sure to leave a horrible scar. bones shatter - baby, don't go out this time. so what's another stan who's not a fan a million miles away? and what's he gonna do to me that i haven't already seen? you'll never stop me; you know, it's everything to me. and we'll never stop 'cause we're only getting better. we're not making this up, so just write another letter. i'll be fine. alive again, another day, i'm not afraid to get over. never stop 'cause we're only getting better. i'll be fine.

i've been better, seen a brighter side of life, but any friend of the failure's a friend of mine. bones shatter - baby don't go out this time. so what's another stan who's not a fan a million miles away? and what's he gonna do to me that i haven't already seen? you'll never stop me; you know, it's everything to me. and we'll never stop 'cause we're only getting better. we're not making this up, so just write another letter. i'll be fine. alive again, another day, i'm not afraid to get over. never stop 'cause we're only getting better. i'll be fine. i'll be fine.

you were everything to me, you were everything to me, you were everything to me, you were everything to me. we'll never stop 'cause we're only getting better. we're not making this up, so just write another letter. i'll be fine. alive again, another day, i'm not afraid to get over. never stop 'cause we're only getting better. i'll be fine. alive again another day, a way to get over. alive again, another day, a way to get over.

yeah, i feel i'm watered down whenever he's around. i put on the crown of clowns and melt slowly to the ground. yeah, i feel it comin' on when i've been static for too long. and an explosion comes in time before i go and cross the line. they say you used to be so kind - i never knew you had such a dirty mind. well, i went to the doctors believin' the devil had control over me. i was find it hard to breathe and finding it hard to fight the feelin'. oh, my heart just burst like a glass balloon. i let it fly to high and it shattered too soon. i was the wrong dang girl in the wrong dang room. i broke my glass balloon, i let go of my glass balloon.

<br><div align="center"><div style="background-color:#151515;width:500px;height:500px;color:#bbbbbb;font-size:10px;text-align:justify;overflow:hidden;"><div class="boneshatter2"><img src="https://images2.imgbox.com/08/a5/cqeGj4Oe_o.png" style="max-width:100%;"><div style="width:490px;height:100px;padding:10px;padding-right:0px;background-color:#1d1d1d;margin-top:-2px;"><table style="width:490px;"><tbody><tr><td><img src="https://i.imgur.com/9RPz8km.png" style="width:90px;border:solid 5px gray;margin-top:-0px;margin-left:-3px;"></td><td style="width:390px;font:48px Impact;text-shadow:2px 2px 0px gray;color:#eeeeee;text-align:center;padding-left:5px;letter-spacing:-3px;line-height:100%;">TRUST ONLY YOURSELF<div style="font:25px Arial;letter-spacing:-2px;margin-top:-5px;margin-left:-5px;"><b>IT'S SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.</b></div><div style="font:15px Arial;letter-spacing:-2px;margin-top:-50px;text-shadow:none;color:gray;"><b>--- 0000/0000 WORDS, @TAGGED, I DON'T KNOW WHAT MUSE IS? ---</b></div></td></tr></tbody></table></div><div class="boneshatter3" style="width:447px;padding-right:3px;height:337px;margin-top:15px;margin-left:25px;overflow:auto;border:solid 2px #151515;">bones shatter, fall apart, and hit the floor. if it doesn't thrill you, it doesn't matter anymore. bones shatter - baby, don't go out this time. no matter where you've been or who you are, if it doesn't kill you it's sure to leave a horrible scar. bones shatter - baby, don't go out this time. so what's another stan who's not a fan a million miles away? and what's he gonna do to me that i haven't already seen? you'll never stop me; you know, it's everything to me. and we'll never stop 'cause we're only getting better. we're not making this up, so just write another letter. i'll be fine. alive again, another day, i'm not afraid to get over. never stop 'cause we're only getting better. i'll be fine.

i've been better, seen a brighter side of life, but any friend of the failure's a friend of mine. bones shatter - baby don't go out this time. so what's another stan who's not a fan a million miles away? and what's he gonna do to me that i haven't already seen? you'll never stop me; you know, it's everything to me. and we'll never stop 'cause we're only getting better. we're not making this up, so just write another letter. i'll be fine. alive again, another day, i'm not afraid to get over. never stop 'cause we're only getting better. i'll be fine. i'll be fine.

you were everything to me, you were everything to me, you were everything to me, you were everything to me. we'll never stop 'cause we're only getting better. we're not making this up, so just write another letter. i'll be fine. alive again, another day, i'm not afraid to get over. never stop 'cause we're only getting better. i'll be fine. alive again another day, a way to get over. alive again, another day, a way to get over.

yeah, i feel i'm watered down whenever he's around. i put on the crown of clowns and melt slowly to the ground. yeah, i feel it comin' on when i've been static for too long. and an explosion comes in time before i go and cross the line. they say you used to be so kind - i never knew you had such a dirty mind. well, i went to the doctors believin' the devil had control over me. i was find it hard to breathe and finding it hard to fight the feelin'. oh, my heart just burst like a glass balloon. i let it fly to high and it shattered too soon. i was the wrong dang girl in the wrong dang room. i broke my glass balloon, i let go of my glass balloon.</div></div></div><div style="font-size:9px;opacity:0.5;text-transform:uppercase;"><a href="http://gangnam-style.proboards.com/user/343">deltra</a> of gangnam style</div></div><style type="text/css">.boneshatter3::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb:vertical{background-color:gray;border:solid 2px #151515;border-radius:7px;}.boneshatter3::-webkit-scrollbar{background-color:#eeeeee;width:11px;border:solid 5px #151515;}.boneshatter2{margin-top:0px;position:relative;z-index:1;-webkit-transition-duration:.4s;transition-duration:.4s;-moz-transition-duration:.4s;}.boneshatter2:hover{margin-top:-380px;-webkit-transition-duration:.4s;transition-duration:.4s;-moz-transition-duration:.4s;}</style>

STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK YOUR BONES, BUT YOU'VE GOT NO CHANCE AGAINST WORDS.

Far far away, behind the word mountains, far from the countries Vokalia and Consonantia, there live the blind texts. Separated they live in Bookmarksgrove right at the coast of the Semantics, a large language ocean. A small river named Duden flows by their place and supplies it with the necessary regelialia. It is a paradisematic country, in which roasted parts of sentences fly into your mouth. Even the all-powerful Pointing has no control about the blind texts it is an almost unorthographic life One day however a small line of blind text by the name of Lorem Ipsum decided to leave for the far World of Grammar. The Big Oxmox advised her not to do so, because there were thousands of bad Commas, wild Question Marks and devious Semikoli, but the Little Blind Text didn’t listen. She packed her seven versalia, put her initial into the belt and made herself on the way. When she reached the first hills of the Italic Mountains, she had a last view back on the skyline of her hometown Bookmarksgrove, the headline of Alphabet Village and the subline of her own road, the Line Lane. Pityful a rethoric question ran over her cheek, then

A wonderful serenity has taken possession of my entire soul, like these sweet mornings of spring which I enjoy with my whole heart. I am alone, and feel the charm of existence in this spot, which was created for the bliss of souls like mine. I am so happy, my dear friend, so absorbed in the exquisite sense of mere tranquil existence, that I neglect my talents. I should be incapable of drawing a single stroke at the present moment; and yet I feel that I never was a greater artist than now. When, while the lovely valley teems with vapour around me, and the meridian sun strikes the upper surface of the impenetrable foliage of my trees, and but a few stray gleams steal into the inner sanctuary, I throw myself down among the tall grass by the trickling stream; and, as I lie close to the earth, a thousand unknown plants are noticed by me: when I hear the buzz of the little world among the stalks, and grow familiar with the countless indescribable forms of the insects and flies, then I feel the presence of the Almighty, who formed us in his own image, and the breath

Far far away, behind the word mountains, far from the countries Vokalia and Consonantia, there live the blind texts. Separated they live in Bookmarksgrove right at the coast of the Semantics, a large language ocean. A small river named Duden flows by their place and supplies it with the necessary regelialia. It is a paradisematic country, in which roasted parts of sentences fly into your mouth. Even the all-powerful Pointing has no control about the blind texts it is an almost unorthographic life One day however a small line of blind text by the name of Lorem Ipsum decided to leave for the far World of Grammar. The Big Oxmox advised her not to do so, because there were thousands of bad Commas, wild Question Marks and devious Semikoli, <b>but the Little Blind Text didn’t listen</b>. She packed her seven versalia, put her initial into the belt and made herself on the way. When she reached the first hills of the Italic Mountains, she had a last view back on the skyline of her hometown Bookmarksgrove, the headline of Alphabet Village and the subline of her own road, the Line Lane. Pityful a rethoric question ran over her cheek, then

A wonderful serenity has taken possession of my entire soul, like these sweet mornings of spring which I enjoy with my whole heart. I am alone, and feel the charm of existence in this spot, which was created for the bliss of souls like mine. I am so happy, my dear friend, so absorbed in the exquisite sense of mere tranquil existence, that I neglect my talents. I should be incapable of drawing a single stroke at the present moment; and yet I feel that I never was a greater artist than now. When, while the lovely valley teems with vapour around me,<b> and the meridian sun strikes the upper surface of the impenetrable foliage of my trees</b>, and but a few stray gleams steal into the inner sanctuary, I throw myself down among the tall grass by the trickling stream; and, as I lie close to the earth, a thousand unknown plants are noticed by me: when I hear the buzz of the little world among the stalks, and grow familiar with the countless indescribable forms of the insects and flies, then I feel the presence of the Almighty, who formed us in his own image, and the breath

PERSONALITY {} A brief description of your character's personality. Definitely not the full 500 words of it, but enough to give your partner some background knowledge.

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Greetings, mage, and welcome to On the Vine. Here, you can request anything you need to decorate and embellish your posts and profile, from signatures and avatars to templates and titles. Whatever you wish is my command.

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All graphics are created with art, brushes, effects, textures, etc created by others on the internet. I do not personally make anything on any of my gfx - I only arrange and add effects to different aspects of these ingredients to create a finished product. I do not claim any art or other parts of the gfx I make, and any artists are free to let me know if they would like their art or resources to be removed. As for templates, all coding is done by myself, from tutorials on Proboards resource sites, w3schools, and various other coding help sites. The code is done through a combination of HTML, CSS, and bbcode, as all three can be used in Forumotion posts.

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As is stated in the topic title, members who have been on the site as a whole for less than a month get free gfx and coding! However, if you are returning to the site, or are on a new alt account, you will not receive this discount. Members of Fairy Tail and Basilisk Fang will receive a 50% discount on all requests as well. This will only apply to things made for your characters that are in those particular guilds, and not any alts or main accounts outside of them.

As an important note, I am often extremely uninspired to create pretty things when the face claim involved is not a cute anime girl. In other words, be prepared for low quality if your face claim is not cute, anime, and at least looks like a girl ;D

2/9/18 - The shop is now open!3/20/18 - We now sell custom templates! This is still in a sort of beta mode, though.4/4/18 - The custom template price has been raised to 6k. This is because they're a lot harder to design than I had estimated -w-4/8/18 - To fit the new custom template price, the big deal wow has been edited slightly as well.5/12/18 - Basilisk Fang members will now be given a discount as well! =D

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Signatures can be found and edited by clicking the Profile link on the navigation bar, and clicking on the Signature tab. On the site, many people like to put gfx into their signatures to decorate their posts and showcase their character or face claim. These usually consist of a somewhat large image, around 600px in width with your character (face claim), effects, and usually a quote or your character's name. As they are usually more complicated to create than avatars, they do cost more. My default signatures are 200x600 px in size. However, feel free to let me know if you'd like anything else other than the default. Signatures can also be rotated on Grumpy Bumpers.

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[b]Signatures[/b][b]Name:[/b] (Site username.)[b]Character Name:[/b] (Do you want it on the signature or not?)[b]Quote:[/b] (Yea, or nay? If so, please put it here.)[b]Default:[/b] (Yes or no? Default sigs are the rectangle ones you've probably seen already - I can make other ones as well, but only will if you specify.)[b]Face Claim:[/b] (Self-explanatory. If you don't have one, describe it to me and I'll find one for ya~)[b]Preferred Color(s):[/b] (Any specific colors you want?)[b]Mood:[/b] (Violent, gruesome, cheerful, epic, etc etc.)[b]Specialties:[/b] (Do you want the color changed on certain parts of the character, or specific fonts/brushes to be used? A specific scheme?)

I am no longer offering template editing. Instead, I'll do it for free! Send me the link to the template you want edited (I have accounts on all the major Proboards resource sites!) as well as what you'd like to be changed, and I'll get right on it. Please note, however, that I will not convert tabbed Proboards template due to how different the code is compared to Forumotion.

Templates are probably my strongest point currently. They are basically codes that you can put into your posts in order to make them look all nice and pretty, allowing you to add colors, decorations, fonts, quotes, notes, stats, and pictures. Essentially, you replace the text in the code to match your own scenario. If you don't know how to do this, I recommend you tinker around with some free templates first to get used to using them before ordering. Forumotion forums have one perk - you can use HTML, CSS, and BBCode inside your posts without plugins! As I hope to take full advantage of this, some of my codes can get very, very advanced - I'll give you a brief guide below.

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Words: x/yTagged: @personMuse: deadNotes: you can add more stuff here - things that are bolded will automatically turn yellow.

ODESSA HART

Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is an atheist who studies euphoria, I am telling you, specifically, in atheism, no one calls trilbys fedoras. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you should too. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "fedora family" you're referring to the euphoric grouping of le reddit army, which includes things from neckbearded gentlesirs to highly intelligent intellectual like Smoke Degrasse Tyson, Reddit's Chief Supreme Ambassador of atheism and logic, and myself, the Deputy of Science and Crows. So your reasoning for calling a trilby a fedora is because random people "say that only neckbeards wear fedoras?" Let's get Mountain Dew and Doritos in there, then, too.

<div align="center"><div style="width:400px;text-align:justify;"><table><tr><td style="width:125px;vertical-align:top;padding:5px;background-color:dimgray;border-radius:150px 0px 0px 300px;border:solid 2px goldenrod;"><div style="padding-left:5px;padding-top:5px;"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c6ceeb9b3b68d7e9919825a86d688cca/tumblr_np0br4hPjz1uqxpz3o6_250.gif" style="max-width:100px;border-radius:100px;border:solid 3px gold;padding:5px;" align="center"></div><hr><div class="odessahart" style="padding:10px;font-family:verdana;font-size:9px;color:silver;">[b]Words:[/b] x/y[b]Tagged:[/b] @person[b]Muse:[/b] dead[b]Notes:[/b] you can add more stuff here - things that are bolded will automatically turn yellow.</div></td><td style="width:350px;vertical-align:top;background-color:lightgray;padding:10px;border:solid 2px dimgray;"><div style="height:30px;font-family:impact;line-height:30px;color:goldenrod;text-align:center;font-size:30px;">ODESSA HART</div><hr><div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:9px;color:dimgray;">Here's the thing. You said a [b]"trilby is a fedora."[/b] Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is an atheist who studies euphoria, I am telling you, specifically, in atheism, no one calls trilbys fedoras. If you want to be [b]"specific"[/b] like you said, then you should too. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying [b]"fedora family" [/b]you're referring to the euphoric grouping of le reddit army, which includes things from neckbearded gentlesirs to highly intelligent intellectual like Smoke Degrasse Tyson, Reddit's Chief Supreme Ambassador of atheism and logic, and myself, the Deputy of Science and Crows. So your reasoning for calling a trilby a fedora is because random people [b]"say that only neckbeards wear fedoras?"[/b] Let's get Mountain Dew and Doritos in there, then, too.

I went back to my supply room with the intent to bag up the remaining evidence of my involvement only to find that the bowl was missing. My minions were too wrapped up to notice anything, though. So, I began a search for the evidence that would probably land me in front of a firing squad.

The empty bowl was located in the admin offices. Someone found it and decided to liberate it from my supply room for the only group that I didn’t want to upset. But, they had already consumed the remainder of the biological weapons. As I left with the bowl, I heard the familiar sound of incoming fire from the senior pay clerk’s desk, followed shortly after by what sounded like Lamaze breathing.That weekend, the entire building was cleaned from one side to the other. MREs were consumed in the hopes of plugging the torrential flood of liquid terror and every door and window was opened with fans going over a cup of pinesol in every room. Three-quarters of the enlisted and half of the officers were hit with the mystery stomach bug and the medical supply room was in desperate need of more I.V. kits.

I don’t know if my message got across, but it was definitely an entertaining weekend.

<link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Josefin+Sans" rel="stylesheet"> <div align="center" class="sonyaphacelia"><div style="text-align:justify;width:400px;"><div style="padding:10px;background-color:cornflowerblue;"><div style="text-align:center;font-family:Josefin Sans;text-transform:uppercase;color:darkred;font-size:25px;margin-top:10px;">Sonya Phacelia<img src="http://pa1.narvii.com/5767/29b96a448a8f46a38f7b23f7a900f0b54029179b_00.gif" style="max-width:100px;border-radius:100px;border:solid 5px darkred;padding:3px;vertical-align:center;float:right;"></div><div style="font-family:calibri;font-size:9px;color:darkred;margin-top:10px;">words: x/y, @tagged, muse, somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me</div></div><div style="background-color:silver;color:dimgray;padding:20px;border-top:solid 5px darkred;border-bottom:solid 5px darkred;font-family:calibri;font-size:11px;">I went back to my supply room with the intent to bag up the remaining evidence of my involvement only to find that the bowl was missing. [b]My minions were too wrapped up to notice anything, though.[/b] So, I began a search for the evidence that would probably land me in front of a firing squad.

The empty bowl was located in the admin offices. Someone found it and decided to liberate it from my supply room for the only group that I didn’t want to upset. But, they had already consumed the remainder of the biological weapons. As I left with the bowl, I heard the familiar sound of incoming fire from the senior pay clerk’s desk, followed shortly after by what sounded like Lamaze breathing.[b]That weekend, the entire building was cleaned from one side to the other.[/b] MREs were consumed in the hopes of plugging the torrential flood of liquid terror and every door and window was opened with fans going over a cup of pinesol in every room. Three-quarters of the enlisted and half of the officers were hit with the mystery stomach bug and the medical supply room was in desperate need of more I.V. kits.

I don’t know if my message got across, but it was definitely an entertaining weekend.</div></div><a href="https://www.fairytail-rp.com/u3984"><div style="font-family:courier;font-size:8px;color:gray;">ivyleaf33</div></a></div><style type="text/css">.sonyaphacelia strong {color:black;}</style>

I say, what the devil did you just audaciously proclaim about my well-being, you trollop? I shall inform you that I have graduated top of my class at the Gentleman's Academy of Sophisticated Persons, and have been involved in numerous endeavors with the Ruffians down the street from my abode; might I also add that I've accumulated over 300 pieces of antique furniture?

I am educated in fine dining and high class catering and I'm the top Victorian era furniture appraiser in the entire high society. You are naught to me but a simple, uncouth brute. I shall embarrass the dickens out of you with class the likes of which has never been witnessed before on this humble planet, I solemnly promise.

You assume you can disrespect my image on the internet? Think again, savage. As we speak I am contacting my diligent secretary to arrange a brunch together at the finest coffee shop in town, so you had better prepare a fetching enough outfit to compete with my immaculate attire, barbarian. The brunch that sends you packing back to the countryside. You are inevitably defeated, heathen. I can be booked at any appointment, any hour, and I can educate you in over seven hundred cultures, and that's just with the literary selection in my guest lobby.

Not only am I extensively fluent in in several languages, I have access to the entire Giorgio Armani fall collection and I will flaunt it's finely tailored mastery to outshine your drab, common appearance off the face of humanity, you slob. If only you had foreseen the kind of comeuppance your inflammatory 'insignificant' comment was bound to earn you, perhaps you would have tempered your words. But you insisted, and now I will teach you manners and grace and you will learn dignity and poise, yet.

<div align="center"><div style="text-align:justify;width:500px;"><div style="color:fuchsia;font-size:30px;">Juniper Avery</div><table><tr><td style="width:400px;vertical-align:top;"><div style="height:10px;width:99%;background-color:violet;border-top:solid 3px fuchsia;"></div><div style="padding:20px;font-family:calibri;font-size:11px;background-color:snow;color:darkgray;border-top:solid 5px black;border-right:solid 5px black;border-bottom:solid 5px black;">I say, what the devil did you just audaciously proclaim about my well-being, you trollop? I shall inform you that I have graduated top of my class at the Gentleman's Academy of Sophisticated Persons, and have been involved in numerous endeavors with the Ruffians down the street from my abode; might I also add that I've accumulated over 300 pieces of antique furniture?

I am educated in fine dining and high class catering and I'm the top Victorian era furniture appraiser in the entire high society. You are naught to me but a simple, uncouth brute. I shall embarrass the dickens out of you with class the likes of which has never been witnessed before on this humble planet, I solemnly promise.

You assume you can disrespect my image on the internet? Think again, savage. As we speak I am contacting my diligent secretary to arrange a brunch together at the finest coffee shop in town, so you had better prepare a fetching enough outfit to compete with my immaculate attire, barbarian. The brunch that sends you packing back to the countryside. You are inevitably defeated, heathen. I can be booked at any appointment, any hour, and I can educate you in over seven hundred cultures, and that's just with the literary selection in my guest lobby.

Not only am I extensively fluent in in several languages, I have access to the entire Giorgio Armani fall collection and I will flaunt it's finely tailored mastery to outshine your drab, common appearance off the face of humanity, you slob. If only you had foreseen the kind of comeuppance your inflammatory 'insignificant' comment was bound to earn you, perhaps you would have tempered your words. But you insisted, and now I will teach you manners and grace and you will learn dignity and poise, yet.