Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Well I've got to run to keep from falling,
And I'm drunk and full of swagger,
And I'll have one more Tusker Lager,
But I'm not gonna let that elephant, no.
I'm not going to let him catch the Elephant Charger.

And I'm dumber than the clothes I'm wearing,
And I'm a really drunk bugger,
And I'll have one more Tusker Lager,
But I'm not gonna let that elephant, no.
I'm not going to let him catch the Elephant Charger.

And I'm drunk past the point of caring,
The hospital bed I'll soon be sharing,
And I've have one more Tusker Lager. ...

Darwin Award candidacy forthcoming. This episode, alcohol or not, was as crazy as the US tourists who want their pictures taken next to bison and other unfriendly Yellowstone critters. Worse yet are the ones who send their kids out to be in the photo.

I often tell my American friends that South Africa has its share of red necks. The clothes are similar, beer consumption is similar, the sport is rugby not football, the trucks are slightly smaller, only the language differs significantly.