The Incredible Strange Choir Of Paracuwaii (1999), 6.5/10
Do You Remember When You Found Your Lud in My Nostril? (2000), 6.5/10
Music is a Fish Defrosted with a Hair Dryer (2002), 6/10
Bacharach for President (2003), 6/10
Morte A 33 Giri (2005)

Maisie (Italian duo Alberto Scotti and Cinzia LaFauci)
penned the dissonant and cartoonish divertissement The Incredible Strange Choir Of Paracuwaii (1999) under the aegis of Frank Zappa and Dada.

Do You Remember When You Found Your Lud in My Nostril? (2000) is another
post-modern container of stylistic debris, a merry-go-round of distorted echoes
of the consumer age.

After Music is a Fish Defrosted with a Hair Dryer (2002), a rendition of
new Maisie compositions by the French avantgarde collective (reeds, keyboards,
percussion) led by Falter Bramnk (Frank Lambert), a revisitation of
poulist jazz fanfares and
easy-listening muzak in the manner of progressive-rock
(Dick Smart, Uxoricide Waltz, Las Momias) and a few
cacophonous gags (Mr Clam Is Still Missing, Sadist of Notre Dame),
the more ambitious
Bacharach for President (2003) sounds like a summary of American B-music,
i.e. the music of underground musicians, of the last 30 years.