Productive Drunk

This Selfie captures my ultimate multitasking abilities as well as productivity. As I sit there fully protected by my favorite soft hoodie on a not-so-comfortable couch, with my clean hair not constricted by hair ties, I’m sipping on prosecco, writing articles and well, taking selfies obviously. If that’s not multitasking at its finest, I don’t know what is. Based on the extensive hands on research throughout my life, I can confidently say that I’m most productive when I’m drunk.

Generally it’s not easy to capture a decent picture from a “below” angle, but this one was pretty effortless. Not that this one is completely below where you get the triple chin effect, but still. The lighting of the room and the reflection from the laptop played in my favor, and there wasn’t a million unsuccessful selfies to delete from my phone after this one. Basically t was a one and done kind of deal.

Some people get lucky falling off cliffs and not breaking any bones due to being drunk. I get lucky with selfies I guess.

Oh, and don’t be fooled by the fancy glass in my hand; the bottle is sitting on the floor beside me.