Charity

This is our four pro-bono charities we operate

The crack attorneys at Law Offices of Podkopayeva & Piskun believe in giving back to the community. That’s why we initiate four different charities to help lesbians. If you are in need or know a dyke that is, take advantage of these nice charities!

Help A Dyke, Save A Life

Help A Dyke, Save A Life got this lez a good job and plenty of money for cigar!

You might not believe it, but there is all kind of lesbians living on the streets of Ukraine. Some lost their job, others lost their home, a few of them lost their mind. Attorneys Podkopayeva and Piskun want to help them.

With our Help A Dyke, Save A Life project, we collect all kind of money so we can go all over the place looking for lesbians in need. When we spot one or two of them, we find out what their problem is and help them.

Recently we get two dykes jobs in laundry down in Odessa. Want to read all about that? Clit here. (Damn, never can get that word spell right!)

Make sure you send all the money you can spare, cause when we go out looking for helpless dykes, sometime we have to spend overnight, and that costs a lot of money, unless you want to stay in cheap hotel, which we don’t!

Belarus Free Online Date Service

Dykes such as this one need love, too. Support the Belarus Free Online Date Service!

This is brand new charity we just start. The Belarus Free Online Date Service is gonna be a website where lesbians all over attorney Piskun’s home town can go on the Internet and hook into all kind of dykes with similar interest.

Right now our job is find somebody who will design the website for free. If you can do it and want to contact us, clit here. (We just about to give up on ever getting that word right!)

There is many lonely lez out there who want nothing more than to find good partner who she can love and trust and do things with. We hope this date service will be ready by summer.

We got this letter about date service: “Dear crack attorney, please make date service start fast, cause I getting tired of using corner of washing machine!”

Wow – we better hurry while this lez still in the spin cycle!

The Lazy Lez Bar & Grill

Our former client on back of bike and the bull dyke driving it are the managers of the Lazy Lez Bar & Grill!

This time we open up a pool room and bar for only dykes and all their friends. All beer is always half price and you can play pool for free. We know if you’re a lez you might not got too much money, so we make sure everything in The Lazy Lez Bar & Grill is cheap.

In January, corrupt Ukraine government try to make us go out of business, so we got involved in legal tangles with them that go on to this day. But The Lazy Lez is still open, and once we smash government in court, it will be open forever!

Sex Education Program

This two lesbians went to one sex education session, and now they have sex together all day long!

One time, attorney Piskun was sitting in a park and she overhear two dykes talking about sex. She hear that one of those dykes if frigid in bed. So she come back to office and tell story to attorney Podkopayeva, who don’t act frigid since she had 10 years old.

The attorneys decide to put on sex education program for anybody who is a lez. Expert speakers got hired and give talks on the second and fourth Saturday each month from 7 to 9 p.m.

Program is held at Law Offices of Podkopayeva & Piskun in conference room. It is free for all dykes who got sex problems like frigid, sex identity crisis, too much body hair, and other thing like that.