Friday, December 7, 2018

Welcome to the latest edition of The Bulge blog. Recently I visited Stock Bar in Montreal, Quebec. It is a male strip club where the bulges are second to none. I enjoyed watching and tipping the dancing boys. And, enjoyed some private lap dances. I'll be sharing more about that in an upcoming review of the club. For now, here is a teaser pic. Enjoy this blog and the bulges and bubble butts we've found during the past few weeks.

Scott Rivers was selected as the Males In Motion Obsession for November. We love cowboys! We're wanting to polish his saddle horn. Click here and read our blog featuring Scott. There are also more pics and links for where you can follow him.

We've been following Curtis for a long time. It is kind of strange that we've posted a pic of him from the front. He is most known for his amazing ass. Check out his Instagram account and you'll see exactly what we mean.

Trevor Northman (Second dancer in clip) keeps it hot in home base DC and the other cities where he travels and performs! He gives it his all every time he steps up on the stage and we noticed. We selected him as the Males In Motion Obsession back in October 2017. Click here and see more pics and more of his hot body moving the way we like it!

Friday, November 30, 2018

It all happened in a flash! I saw a pic of Scott Rivers posted on Facebook. It only took a second, I was obsessed. I didn't become a perv stalker or anything, I just wanted to know more about him. Why? Well, if you are a regular reader of my blogs, you know that I have a thing for sexy cowboys. Scott Rivers is a cowboy on and off the stage. Also, I love male dancers who have those wirey, muscled bodies. Scott Rivers has a wirey, muscled body. Add that handsome sexy face, piercing eyes, sweet ass, ample package and the badass tattoos. I'm ready to be calf roped and tied down.

I was raised in a small southern town where cowboys were a regular part of my daily scenery. When I was younger I also worked at a few rodeos in different roles. So, I was always watching those boys in their hats, boots and tight wranglers. Scott Rivers represents all of those past fantasies to me and that is why he has been chosen as the Males In Motion Obsession for November 2018.

It is very clear that I am not the only one who admired the pic of Scott Rivers. I shared the pic from another FB source and watched the number of likes begin to climb. The comments began to be posted as well... "Sexy" "Nice" "He is hot" "Sweet juicy body" "Tatted Hottie" "F*** me now". It was obvious a nerve had been struck and we all agreed, Scott Rivers is a male dancer that we want to see and know more about. And I for one want to tip those American Flag underwear (See top pic).

Since Scott Rivers could play a role in many of our fantasies, and since it has been stated that he is this month's obsession, I'm going to just cut loose with inuendos and let all of the cliches fly. First of all, yes, he can ride in my saddle any time. Heck, I'll even wear stirrups if that helps. And if he wants, he can ride my pony, I'm open to any interaction. If a lot of bucking occurs, I can't promise I"ll last longer than 8 seconds but I am certainly willing to try. Even if he needs something simple like his saddle horn polished, all he has to do is ask. I am hoping he'll show me his roping techniques and tie a few knots. We can take turns testing them to see how strong they are tied. And finally, if at the end of any day he and his 'horse' needs to be rubbed down, I'll volunteer.

It is my understanding that Scott Rivers performs on Friday nights at The Room - Bar & Lounge in Spring, TX which is North of Houston. I see a trip to Texas in my future and it's been a while since I've visited Houston. And now I have a big incentive to return.

If you live in the Houston area or will be traveling there, I recommend that you stop in at The Room Bar & Lounge in Spring , TX on Friday night and tip Scott Rivers. Then message me and tell me all about it! I want details! Now, I'm going to go practice my rope tying, boot polishing and moving around a cowboy hat. I mean, Scott Rivers, for me... the hat and boots have to stay on during any activity we might share. Until next time, don't forget to tip the boys. And if they are wearing a cowboy hat and boots, tip them double for me!

Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays. I love the food, the parades, football (football players and uniforms) and family. When we get together as in many households, we go around the room and different people say what they are thankful for on this day. This blog focuses on what I'm thankful for when speaking about the exotic male dancer industry.

At the top of the list, I am thankful for all the fans of exotic male dancers who regularly buy drinks and pay covers at bars and clubs that feature them. Thank you for keeping these venues open and successful. In the past few years many such bars and clubs have closed their doors and they are missed. Thank you for tipping the boys so they are motivated to keep performing.

Thank you to all the exotic male dancers who perform at our favorite bars and clubs. We appreciate the hard work needed to keep your body in shape. We are grateful for the many pairs of underwear that you go through each year. Thank you for playing into our fantasies with costumes and props that drive us wild. Thank you for the flirts and teases that make us enjoy the nights we go out to have fun. And thank you for those adventures we experience in the VIP Lounge and private lap dance areas. And of course, we thank you for getting 'nekkid'! Woot!

Thank you to the bar and club owners, managers, show directors, drag queens, dj's, bartenders, security and staff who week after week keep the venues running so we can return and have fun. It takes so many different people doing their jobs well to make this big machine move smoothly. Thank you to all the photographers, bloggers and vloggers who bring us images and videos to enjoy those locations where we aren't able to travel. Although we don't say it enough, we do appreciate all of you!

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

As a fan, we all love tipping a male dancer. We challenge you to take one step further and give a personal gift that will bring a smile to their face, and make shopping more fun during the holidays. In part one of this blog, GIFTS 101, we discussed buying underwear as a gift for an exotic male dancer. When we drop the underwear, what is left? In this blog we add in the accessories or extras that you can place with the underwear to make a memorable holiday gift. The gifts are centered around what a male dancer will need while performing, getting ready to perform or after he has finished his performance. If you haven't read GIFTS 101, please CLICK HERE and read it so you'll have all our tips on buying a gift for your favorite exotic male dancers.

Popular Men's Fragrances

The first item that I would recommend you add to a sexy pair of underwear is a seductive fragrance. Men's colognes can be a bit pricey. We'll provide a list that includes options for those who have no money worries and those who work closely on a budget. Below are some of the top selling brands and fragrances.

Below are a few more economical options for fragrances. The sample packs provide a variety of different popular fragrances at a small price. This will give the male dancer several options. You can ask them at some point which they liked best and purchase that particular fragrance for a future gift. We also recommend that you stop in a local department store and use the fragrance sample testers to see which fragrances you like the best. Ask for their prices, then compare them to the prices we have listed here. Choose the best price wherever that may be. Remember to always factor in shipping if an item is purchased online.

When a male dancer performs several things happen that provide clues for gift options. Hair care and grooming are important. We think shoe laces in a variety of colors is a cool addition. The dancer can match the shoe laces to the color of underwear they are wearing for that session. A male dancer needs a duffle bag or other bag to carry their items to and from the venue. They will sweat while dancing so a towel would be a nice addition to their gear. We've listed a few possible associated gifts below. We'll also be posting an upcoming blog with instructions for making a gift basket or box for the male dancer that will include some of these items and others not listed below.