Disgusting Food List

This was originally
the result of one of those sleep-deprivation psychoses.
Now, it's the Internet's largest cooperative gross-out!

The idea here is that you put foods -- that people would
otherwise eat -- in nauseating combinations. So ingredients like
vomit, toenails, and condensed farts, while indeed disgusting,
don't count.

I thought about making an exception for haggis, because even though
some people like it, most of those people are Scottish.

Please don't submit more than two or three ingredients in your
candidate disgusting food. For example, "deep fried clams with a
chocolate hoseradish tartar sauce and a side of eel in a wild cherry
aspic smothered in a vanilla chipolte chutney". Any five things
are probably nasty in combination. The trick is to find two great tastes
that taste awful together.

One of these days I'll honor a few foods that are disgusting unto
themselves: haggis, Orbitz, vegemite, marmite (Thanks Vipey), and melkfleisch.

Disgusting Food Games

Wow, that Disgusting Food List is very similar to a game my roommate and I
invented spontaneously a few years ago, and which we still play now and
then. You might enjoy it. One person sings, as beautifully and seriously
as possible, something like, "I would like some raisin gumbo with avocados
and licorice, topped with a caramelized turkey gravy" -- then, finishing
triumphantly -- "and who can blame me?"

Which leads the other person to counter: "I would like a strawberry short
cake, filled with pepperoni and humus, and soaked in clam juice and relish.
And who can blame me?"

Which, of course, leads to: "I would like a turkey jerky strudel with
powdered sugar and wheat germ, marinated in a melted-chocolate-frozen-yogurt
sauce with hash browns and relish on the side. And who can blame me?"

(Relish tends to appear quite frequently. It goes with just about
anything.)

My sister and I used to have sleepovers when we were younger. We would
have four or five of our friends over and we would take a big Mason
jar half full of milk and set it in the middle of the table. First
person would roll a dice. Whoever got the lowest number would have to
add anything--anything *at all*--to the jar. The one with the highest
roll had to take at least a swallow of it. This would continue until
a terribly disgusting concoction came in to being and nobody would
drink it or somebody threw up, which ever came first. We once ended
up with a milk, pickle juice, relish, cat food, coffee ground, and
a-bunch-of-other-stuff cocktail.

In my house, we have one of those corner cabinets which has a round,
3-level turntable inside. When I was younger and my friend came over to
spend the night, we'd play THE SPICE OF LIFE. One person would sit on the
counter in front of this corner cabinet. The other would spin the
turntable. Once it stopped, the sitter would point behind them until they
touched a bottle/can/jar/etc. While the sitter closed her eyes, the
spinner would then have to serve up a spoonful or whatever the sitter
pointed to.

This cabinet was our 'condiments' and 'spices' cabinet so you can only
imagine some of the things I ate. Imagine a whole teaspoon full of garlic!

Sarah Savage writes:

Me and all my friends use to play a game we called the "discsuting food
game" actually....One of us would be blindfolded and the rest of us would
mix up the grossests foods we could (i.e. ketchup, mustard, cherries,
oarngejuice, hot sause, beans, pizza, bread, onion......) and when it
smelled so bad we thought wed puke making it, wed make them open their
mouth and feed them at least a bite, and they had to swallow..... You
would not believe the amount of vomit involved in that game (then fed
to another person....lol)