[[File:800px-Corn Field.JPG|thumb|300px|Notoriously camera shy, this is one of the better known photographs of Nobody]]

[[File:800px-Corn Field.JPG|thumb|300px|Notoriously camera shy, this is one of the better known photographs of Nobody]]

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{{Q|Nobody's perfect.|Nobody, though some attribute the quote to Oscar Wilde}}

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{{Q|Nobody's perfect.|Nobody}}

Born as '''No one''', '''Nobody''' has been shrouded in mystery, to the extent that his parentage, and even the date of his birth, are completely unknown. His talents are endless and he possesses [[the]] largest [[arrogance|ego]] in the known universe. The reason for the obscurity of his continued existence is believed to be linked to the fact that he made himself [[­|nameless]].

Born as '''No one''', '''Nobody''' has been shrouded in mystery, to the extent that his parentage, and even the date of his birth, are completely unknown. His talents are endless and he possesses [[the]] largest [[arrogance|ego]] in the known universe. The reason for the obscurity of his continued existence is believed to be linked to the fact that he made himself [[­|nameless]].

Revision as of 23:36, January 24, 2013

Notoriously camera shy, this is one of the better known photographs of Nobody

“Nobody's perfect.”

~ Nobody

Born as No one, Nobody has been shrouded in mystery, to the extent that his parentage, and even the date of his birth, are completely unknown. His talents are endless and he possesses the largest ego in the known universe. The reason for the obscurity of his continued existence is believed to be linked to the fact that he made himself nameless.

Nobody, being enigmatic and tricky has no known proof of current existence, much like god and love. Also, despite having no known gender, it has been proven that in all likelihood Nobody loves you.

Some rather uppity, disenchanted women have complained that Nobody is a man. However, Nobody is perfect, and cares about everything and anything in the world, which suggests otherwise.

Earlier Years

The sound of the one hand clapping was the first in a series of discoveries he made. He went on to discover the whole truth, the philosophers stone, the meaning of life, the secret of happiness, the Fountain of Youth and the secret of success.

Nobody was around to hear a tree falling in a forest, but Nobody thought to ask if it made a sound.

Franz Kafka wrote about nobodies. This is not remarkable, however, as Kafka wrote about all sorts of stuff that Nobody really liked.

His unusual exploits drew the attention of the Illuminati, whom he as yet keeps eluding. They almost got him when they sent the Spanish Inquisition after him, but to their dismay he expected them and escaped in time.

Political career

Nobody voted for Nobody...

Nobody once ran for President, and although he didn't get in, he is still remembered as the best candidate yet. During his campaign, he said:

Current status

Nobody's insignia, which Nobody proudly wears every day. It has been suggested that it is phallic in nature, however if your penis looks like this, then you should be concerned.

While complete access to Nobody's financial status is difficult to obtain, it has been determined Nobody has nothing. However, his financial prowess is beyond par, as Nobody has been able to successfully predict all stock market fluctuations ahead of time and profit from this knowledge.

Physically Nobody is the perfect human specimen. In terms of feats of physical strength can lift himself, and in sensory capacity it has been determined that even in space Nobody can hear you scream. It has even been suggested that Nobody will live forever.