*Sigh* I am half Asian.
Thanks to my Asian DNA, I have always been pretty good at math and
science. Members of the other races always seem to look up to us
Asians when it came to math and science. Unfortunately, there is a
downside to having Asian DNA : small penises. You see, Asian men do
indeed have small penises. We get made fun of not only by the men of the
other races but by women of even Asian descent. Hell our small penises
were even parodied on a South Park episode. Perhaps the biggest reason
it sucks being Asian is because we Asian men really do have small
penises.

Now, women have said it is not the
size of penis that matters but how one uses it. Okay, I consoled myself
with that philosophy. I figured with my brains, I will someday make lots of
money, then I will romance a woman and marry her her and make her very
happy, small penis notwithstanding.

The top five and bottom five
nations on scale of rates of sexual satisfaction
reported to University of Chicago researchers:

TOP FIVE

1. Austria: 71.4 percent
satisfied with their sex lives.

2. Spain: 69 percent.

3. Canada: 66.1 percent.

4. Belgium: 64.6 percent.

5. United States: 64.2
percent.

BOTTOM FIVE

25. Thailand: 35.9 percent.

26. China: 34.8 percent.

27. Indonesia: 33.9 percent.

28. Taiwan: 28.6 percent.

29. Japan: 25.7 percent.

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Source: Global Study of Sexual
Attitudes and Behaviors, published in April's
Archives of Sexual Behavior.

*sigh*

Look at the top 5 nations. These nations are
mostly Caucasian. And we all know Caucasians
have big penises. Now you people may say that
the United States have lots of Asian yet is rank
number 5. Well, remove the Asian Americans with
their small penises and the USA moves up a
couple of notches.

Look at the bottom 5. They are all Asian
nations. And we all know Asian men have small
penises. Now the study suggests that the male
dominant cultures of these Asian nations may
have contributed to the women not being
satisfied with their sex lives. However, it is a
fact that Asian men have small penises and I do
not believe it is a coincidence that the bottom
five nations just all happened to be Asian
nations.

This
study appears to demonstrate that having big
penises really do matter and that women, once
again, do lie to men.