the act of sitting on the crapper and dropping a hot long steamy one out of one`s ass... in mid-action squeeze the cheeks thus clamping the hot log hanging into the bowl... then stand up a bit and start girating in a circular motion paying close attention to spread an even layer around the rim of the bowl...

hey don`t go in there... i just pulled a pinch and paint in the little boys room and it ain`t pretty