97 Comments on Poem: An Ode to Sausages

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! 😀
Oh my word! Drew will be so happy to read this poem…
And what does it say about me if your poem manages to create quite a vivid picture of something else in my head- I’m a pervert… and YOU… are an artist with words, Anne 😀 plus you just made my day…
I name this day, September 12th, The Sausage Day! Embrace the sausages!

I hope he realises this isn’t an official entry :’). Unless there’s a special sausage consolation prize 😉 . Hahaha, why, thank you XD. We’re all perverts here! Some of us just don’t know it yet.
WHOOO! Brilliant! 9/12!! HAIL SAUSAGES!

P.s.-I actually don’t really like sausages all that much :F. They’re usually dry as fuck so I prefer a good steak instead.

It’s suggestive all right! Damn, Anne! 🙌 You got a little something on your chin. 😂 I think after your questions about sex tapes and this poem you might be out smutting me. 😂 I might have to break my crown in half and share it with you. 👑 Maybe I’ll start sharing my smutry with someone other than Drew. 😂🙈🙊😉 The internet needs this poem. 🙂

Ahahaha, good thing I’ve always got tissues next to my laptop XD. LOL, you can just shine the light of your crown on me and I’ll be satisfied with that :’). You’re still the Queen, my dear. HA!! You know where to find me :’) does Jimmy Carr laughter

When Jill said that you have something on your chin and you said it helps keep your skin healthy and nice all I could think of was something that Estonians say (maybe elsewhere in the world as well).. so, so sorry but I’m going to be direct here and drop the innuendo act and just blurt it out- a cum stain isn’t a shame stain! and if your family reads this- Hi waves… This is not Anne’s fault!

Lmao! The smut this poem is getting out of people! :’) IT’S AMAZING! And no, I haven’t heard of that saying ever, but it’s bloody brilliant XD. Yes, hello family members! This is not Anne at all. Anne doesn’t even speak English. Forget you saw this. Bye!

YUP. I’m a tea jenny. (You may have noticed that trend with Rozzen in my books :p ) I didn’t enter this competition. No time to write something new. I did add some poetry and short stories to myblog though. It prompted that out of me at least lol! And I reblogged the post 🙂

Oh, so am I! But I need something to nibble on as well :D. (and everything I say here sounds perverted). I don’t think I truly entered it either :D. Some of the greatest poems were sent to Drew and this piece of ‘art’ is just for the hell of it :). Yaaay x2!

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