Khloe Kardashian ready to use her uterus as an ATM

Because it’s important to start a retirement fund early, Khloe Kardashian has stopped taking birth control, according to Us Magazine:

When asked about becoming a mother on a Wednesday radio interview for 104.3 MY FM’s Valentine in the Morning, Khloe says, “I want to so badly! That’s a goal for me.” She then qualifies: “I’m 25. I’m not rushing it.”
But Khloe, recently married to Lamar Odom, quickly adds, “I’m also not doing anything to prevent it…I want to, we both want to, we’re in an ideal situation.”

Considering Lamar Odom’s smart enough to realize who he’s married to and made sure the house stays with him in a divorce, let’s assume he secretly got a vasectomy on the road. In fact, he probably just sat there listening to the interview quietly chuckling to himself until Khloe snatched him up in her Sasquatch paws and beat him into the wall for not letting her use his debit card.