The What Car SHOULD You Drive Test

Subaru Impreza

Your match - Subaru Impreza

You're a chav. If you don't know what that is, look it up and face the music. Deny it, do what you want, it's the truth. Spoilers, mud flaps, alloys, paint jobs, there's no such thing as too much. Pimp My Ride is probably your favourite TV program.

As if this wasn't bad enough, you also have no style, class or self respect. Not that many chavs do, of course. Bow your head in shame. On top of this, you also have a thirst for power. A small 2 seater won't do for you, no, you need something that lets your family know from 50 miles away that you're on your way back to your grotty little home. People like you disgust me. Get in your dumb-mobile and chav off back to your council estate or trailer park.