Monday, March 23, 2015

Our Very First Bachelor - Hello Aaron!

We are pleased to profile our first dashing candidate who would love to romance Mindy Kaling.Introducing Aaron from Boston, MA (Mindy, we know you love your New England white boys).

VITAL STATS:Age - 33Height - 5'9"Weight - 160 lbsEducation - B.A. in SociologyOccupation - Fish Monger (do you like seafood?) and Pharmaceutical Sales (not a philandering Viagra rep)Think dreamy, blue-eyed Will from "Good Will Hunting" without the math genius but also minus the childhood trauma. He wouldn't be afraid to tell you he loved you (Skylar) and would never break up with you on Oprah (Minnie).

Seeing this picture of Aaron tenderly holding this baby, how could Mindy not get a glimpse into her own possible future? Mindy, imagine him fathering your own darling biracial Asian children.A rugged outdoorsman, Aaron volunteers with Wilderness Volunteers and will be co-leading a service adventure through the canyons of Southern Utah next month. Supporting environmental conservation efforts, here's Aaron felling Russian olive trees stifling Utah's Escalante River with his massive pulaski!

Now, while glamorous Mindy may not be similarly inclined to "rough it," just think of how useful a guy like this could be in a zombie apocalypse (may it never come to pass).Especially with his big guns!

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