JUST WOW: When Indiana's Republican Senate candidate Richard Mourdock was asked at a debate tonight if abortions should be allowed in cases of rape or incest, he replied with, "I think even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape, that it something that God intended to happen."

In response to Mourdock's comment, Democratic candidate Joe Donnelly said after the debate that he doesn't believe "my God, or any God, would intend that to happen." Nicely handled, Joe, way to sound not completely fucking insane like Dick over there.

Republicans can't stop, won't stop with the idiotic rape statements, it's just so... I can't even. Is this all being planned by Biden? Is he their puppet master? Or have they all been infected by parasites and those parasites have taken over their bodies, and those parasites are evil and stupid and think rape is A-OK? If I were the king of the Republicans, I think I'd go with that last one. Anything is better than this unbelievable garbage.

Oh well, I guess it's good that this stuff isn't just whispered to small groups of feverent believers anymore — thanks to modern technology, whenever a Republican politician takes a shit on women in the woods, the entire world can all hear that turd drop.