Will You Be My Friend?

What will they think of next? Sean has taken it upon himself to expand my circle of "friends," and invited me to join Friendster. I don't know quite how to take this, but I'll assume his intentions were good. I joined, and through him alone, I have more than 3,800 friends in this odd world. But now, I have this sad little profile with only one friend. If you want to make me look better and be my friend, let me know, and I'll add you to my collection.