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Coming soon to a late night commercial near you: the Dyson Dishwasher. Here at Dyson, we have a singular goal: minimalist designs that maximize profits. Our vacuums have balls; our fans work bladeless and our hand dryers are worthless….

Humans make mistakes. I do almost exclusively. New Year’s resolutions are the kind of mistakes you see coming from a mile away. Is it too late to cancel your order for a set of free weights and 20 pounds…

If you’re like me, you’ve had a professor or two that really get your goat. You should also maybe talk to a doctor about that cough, but doctors don’t tell my lungs what to do. You’re classmates start to…

In recent years, society has been pushing this idea that you can’t judge a book by its cover. It’s been in every teen movie where the loner is really cool and misunderstood. It’s been the go-to phrase for people…

PHOTO COURTESY | FLICK.COM They may not have been at the First Thanksgiving, but this is definitely their last. It’s been almost a week since families got together, ate dinner, drove to the store, made small talk with their…

Between Louis C. K., Kevin Spacey and now Al Franken, it is safe to say sexual misconduct is in this season. In a simpler time, it was a hot-button issue every few months. The original was Bill Clinton and…

PHOTO COURTESY | FLICKR.COM These turkeys lost their jobs posing for Thanksgiving ads. They must now turn to the streets and a life of crime. Thanksgiving is almost here, but it sure doesn’t feel like it. It’s been almost…