A young stock broker had just parked his BMW

As he opened the door, a car zoomed past ripping the door from his car. A police officer happened to be walking past, and quickly ran over to the driver. “Are you alright?”, he asked. The stock broker whined, “My Beemer! Look what he did to my Beemer!” Disgusted the officer growled, “You greedy Wall Street types are all alike. Just worried about your fucking status symbols. You’re so busy whining about your damn BMW that you haven’t even noticed that your whole arm was ripped off by the crash.” The stock broker looked down at bleeding shreds of flesh hanging where his left arm once was and screamed, “Oh my God! Oh my God! My Rolex!”