Gooood mooorning dear Chivers & Chivettes!
It was snowing yesterday so I took a little sleyride: http://j.mp/dS182k

Hugs,
Paula
– I'll be back

pmutter

you are a whore paula

Mega-X

Why do you do this to us Paula? -.- and who shot you 3 times in the shoulder with a tranquilizer?

Paula_

Ah those shots… yes… I had no idea sleying was sooo competitive…
Anyway somewhere in Germany they're wondering "why zhe hell are over zwohundred and zwenty people openieng zhat image in zhe last four hourz?"

Hugs,
Paula
– the red-nippled reindeer

Quatchi

Boner.

steve

Paula, you's a trollin dirtbag.
but you keep things lively.
chive on

interesting

That looks to be rough on the nipples

prankster

sleigh ride. ho.

mark

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

eclipze

lol.. I hope Paula is not someone from theChive office playing a prank.

bbqboobs

#1 Black ops: "Special Olympics Edition"

mtpuckhead

Is that Tommy Chong?

ROK247

GET IN MA BELLYYY

http://thechive.com/ BobbaFett

#14

The Fetts have a long tradition of awesomeness.

Ben E. Dict

you mean like when he He tracks the Millennium Falcon to Bespin and then just calls Darth Vader in while he sits with his thumbs up his armored ass? or rest of the time, when he just stands around with his arms crossed, trying to look badass? he's like a kid at a death metal show who doesn't want anyone to know his mom is going to be picking him up at 11.

when the time comes for him to finally throw down, he rocket-jumps over to Jaba's skiff and immediately gets his gun chopped in half by Luke Skywalker. sure, he ties Luke up and delays him for a second, but that only lasts until Han Solo accidentally smashes into his jetpack with a pole and sends him tumbling into a man-eating sand vagina, screaming like a Muppet. the final nail in his coffin is a goddamned wardrobe malfunction. Think about that while you're being digested for the next thousand years, sir.

Former Strom Trooper

(sorry didn't mean to repost the whole thing) QFT

Mr. Shush

Sadly, the caption is a FAIL. Rear-admiral is a naval rank, not an army one.

NotaTrap

Um, read the bottom of the pic…it says "NAVY"

Mr. Shush

I swear it said army when I looked at the damn thing the first time. I must be losing my friggin' mind.

bbqboobs

#2 Oh, the things you could get away with as a kid.

PedoBear

Was thinking the same thing

Dixie_Normous

i hope he found one who was going commando

Will Wheaton

"Now go make Daddy proud,son!"

BloodScrubber

Future Chiver for sure. I would personally buy him a Chive t-shirt for that. B)

Barkbark

#9 TRACK BALL ALL DAY LONG

russel

okay, i just got it. "track ball". as in, the motion you make with your finger on a track ball. clever girl.

nom nom

"Do you know how hard it is to be a white woman carrying a black man's baby in 'Merica?"

V4Vendetta14

Why are they heavy or something? Have that baby do some pilates…

http://www.facebook.com/St.ChristopherPinto Christopher Pinto

#11
#16

see what I did there. lol

http://bella-d.tumblr.com Bella

#16 is the actual reaction of a child in a sex ed class.

ReyTiburones

I thought he might have just caught a whiff of the fart he let rip…

disturbed

#2 Well There's your problem right there! #11 Opulence – I's has it.

Quatchi

#22

Fuck yeah

Lauren Gentile

My eyes were drawn into the Dude first…
Such a cool picture!

G-mo

You are officially the coolest chick ever.

Lauren Gentile

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

But in all seriousness, thank you G-mo. 🙂

ENGINENO99

God damn, i was gonna say, 'the dude abides', beat me to the punch

pmutter

not gonna lie, pretty disappointing daily morning awesomeness

Brother Maynard

agreed.

tiffany

not that pleased, what happened guys?

sasuke

yeah, it did kinda suck.

jonathan

Reddit broke.

davi311b

#10 if that is a regulation sized rim then those children can jump very high

https://www.facebook.com/marksantiagorea Mark Rea

#3 gonna that bitch balloons…. bitches love balloons.

Maynard B.

how about you get that bitch an original comment instead? i hear they love those even more.

quintus

Why are you ruining such an awesome picture with such an unoriginal comment?

#3 is just plain awesome. Leave it alone, nothing you can say will make it better than it already is.

Yippers

Looks like a real life Banski

caleb

Woah, Donatello has really let himself go #22

HANK

Thats Raphael duh!

caleb

Nope, Don's headband is purple, Raph's is red.

disturbed

#19 Hail to The King baby!

The_BOFH

Always a great movie…

bud

i believe 'Evil Dead 2' to be the best

baconfortress

"It's a trick, get an axe."

thegame

at least one repost. not too bad that time.

Brent Verwymeren

They all look unimpressed #22 …f**k you "3D"

hueyrocks

#6 – "Must go faster! Must go faster!"

deebo

Hmmmmm……I've heard this in another Super-smash box office multi-billion dollar movie he was in. A movie with another guy who has happened to saved this world on numerous occasions. Its a movie with a guy whose daughter whips her hair back and forth.

Hero_ofthe_Day

#12
That was my favorite scene from that movie, it was just so cool. That whole movie was pretty damn funny, or pretty cussing funny anyway

FLHomesteader

"Are you cussing at me"?

Quite a fantastic movie.

Gibby

Great movie, I dont think ill ever stop clicking and whistling.

Big E

beagles love blueberries

dub

"I have a phobia of wolves"

scottydo

agreed…very cool movie.

Quatchi

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

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