OTB Caption Contest Winners

Second: RockThisTown – “Did I wipe the server? That depends on the definition of ‘wipe’ & ‘server’. Bill & I have scores of servers – maids, cooks, drivers, dogwalkers, gardeners. Did I wipe any of them? No.”

Third: Franklin – Orange is the new black.

HONORABLE MENTION

OzarkHillbilly – Benghazi? Wasn’t he in The Big Lebowski?”

OldSouth – My good friend Martha Stewart sent this pantsuit over. She said I need to learn to wear orange with the same sort of confidence she does for the fall campaign season. WHAT? Why are you all chuckling?

markm – “….I never had Top Secret relations with that server”

walt moffett – What difference does it make

CSK – When the pundits suggested that Hillary’s campaign needed a goosing, Huma unfortunately took the suggestion literally.

al-Ameda – “Do I look like I care?”

Paul Hooson – Another dishonest Clinton. Not the same dishonest Clinton as Bill. Close, but no cigar…

John425 – You say inauguration, I say coronation. So what?

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge an email question.”

“What do I care what Stacy and Clinton* think?” (*different Clinton)

“I love mankind, It’s people I can’t stand.”

Oh, the Huma inanity

♬ Everybody on the old cell block, they’ll be dancin’ to the email rock. ♬

“No, I don’t know who paid Stewie to follow Chris Christie around with a tuba.”

Love your JAILHOUSE ROCK parody, Rodney. Even worse for women in a women’s prison is no men around, so sadly the lyrics continue, “Can’t find a partner? Use a leg off a wooden chair and start to rock…Everyone on the old cell block…”