Yogurty is a new fro yo place. The name makes me cringe. There are certain words that make my penis shrink. This is one of them.
Here are the others...

Squat
Slot
Moist (making it hard to go down the box cake aisle)
Moist panties
Slacks
(having said that...my mom used used to say, "Matthew, those are SMART slacks"...whiiiich is actually kinda awesome)

Sarah (my out of town guest) has some bad words too..

Geriatric

Bikini

Twat

But as not to wallow in moist negativity...here are some words we like..

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My name's Matthew Fletcher. I live in NYC. I do creative stuff like plan events, write zombie musicals and make R rated Valetines for my co-workers. I want to be debt free and get out of corporate america so I can produce my own work that I find satisfying & meaningful, and which helps people laugh and enjoy life more.
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