Tuesday, January 5, 2010

New Year Re - Solutions

First of all, three cheers to 'Twenty Ten'... Am all geared up even before I kick-start the year. Every year I make such unreasonable resolutions that I cant even remember them after a while. So, I thought about a single day in my life and made a list of resolutions based on just one day. Here's what I have come up with. Am hoping that I atleast remember these things. Putting them in 'action' is something I like to 'think' about.Well, that's for the long run. For now, here's the list:

3. Go for early morning walks. yes, that's the moon you are gonna aim at, with the hope that you ll wake up atleast by afternoon n go for the damn walk.

4. Certain things in life are good to lose. Like the additional 15 kgs you are carrying on your body. Shed it, somehow.

5. Use your brains atleast when you shop.This is 'PRIORITY'.

6. Heart is a very personal thing. Don't let it flutter for every Tom, @#$% and Harry! :P From now on your heart should go butterflying ONLY for HOT men. The 'other' lot can stay away.

7. Men and Women were never meant to co-exist. They were just meant to be eye-candies for each other. Acknowledge that damn fact.

8. Flirt a little less.

9. Stop contradicting yourself. (read point 6 and 8 for clarity on this)

10. There is only one solution to feeling sleepy. And that is 'Sleep'. Never treat coffee as an anti-sleep potion. There's already enough caffeine in your body, you ll start shitting coffee beans, soon enough.

11. There is nothing like 'too many clothes'. But there definitely is something called 'Too Poor'. The second statement is what should come into your mind when you think of the first half.

12. Hunger doesn't have to be remedied every single time, particularly when you feel hungry 24x7. Just let it be. Indulgence is sin.

Ans: Not possible for U n ME for years to come ;-) .... totally ruled out!

9. Stop contradicting yourself. (read point 6 and 8 for clarity on this)

Ans: confused as ever!

10. There is only one solution to feeling sleepy. And that is 'Sleep'. Never treat coffee as an anti-sleep potion. There's already enough caffeine in your body, you ll start shitting coffee beans, soon enough.