Krazy Laws!

In Oberlin, Kansas, by law, you must pray to Zeus before repairing a crack in a public sidewalk.

Cats must salute the state flag in Denver, Colorado.

Tartar sauce is mandatory in Gearhart, Oregon.

It is legal to wallop a policeman with a salami on Sunday in Kansas City, Missouri.

Mister Universe contestants must be addressed as “Honey-Lamb” in Lansing, Michigan.

In Adelaide, Australia, a chicken’s neck must be wrung counter-clockwise (aka “widdershins”).

Grocery store clerks must address you as “Your Excellency” in Bellingham, Washington.

Sharks are legally classified as “a kind of trout” in Charleston, South Carolina.

Dogs must be on a leash and dressed as tiny clowns in Roanake, Virginia.

Singing the chorus of “I’ll Take You Home Again, Kathleen” and then shouting “one more time!” while recounting a funny Star Trek episode to friends is illegal within the city limits of Pasadena, California.

Police officers must dance a jig after issuing a speeding ticket in Oberlin, Kansas.

Topiari is punishable by death in El Paso, Texas.

While shaving with mentholated shaving cream you must also smoke a menthol cigarette in Owensboro, Kentucky.