Happy Birthday Jenna Fischer, here’s Michael Scott

If you’re struggling, don’t worry. Jenna stars in the American version of The Office, which many people argue is better than the Gervais one. Those people are right. She plays Pam the secretary, and in real life she just turned 38! 38. What a great age. Anyway we decided to splash out on a gift, so we went to a deserted factory car park and punched one another repeatedly in the face with our bare knuckles, until ideas leaked from our minds like blood onto concrete. It boiled down to a toss up between a promise never to bare-knuckle box ever again, or a video of Michael Scott (David Brent, but funnier) – in the end we got her both. Happy Birthday Jenna!

Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.