she liked her men big and grizzly; the bear she had now lifted her effortlessly, hooked his fingers into her buttocks, and split her gooey labia with his fingertips before impaling her on his iron-hard cock.

The train rumbled along the iron tracks, things were dark, the power had temporarily flickered out. And she took the opportunity to reach over and grope the already hard dick of the handsome passenger sitting beside her.

It had been a long cold night. Finally home as the sun started to rise, she brought out her abacus and proceeded to do the maths. The street corner in the seediest part of town was turning into a goldmine.

She was on all fours in front of him, naked and exposed. He seized his chance, plunged his cock deep into the wrong hole. Her screams pierced through the air. Oh my he smiled to himself, what a calamity.

His peregrinations through Southeast Asia left him with a ream of memories of exotic brown flawless nudes, but the memory one sweet-faced bar girl in particular haunted him.

Pretzel

He had fond memories of the double-jointed young woman who had given him his first taste of a Viennese Oyster, but this nubile maiden showed even greater flexion in offering him a full-twisted pretzel.

He had fond memories of the double-jointed young woman who had given him his first taste of a Viennese Oyster, but this nubile maiden showed even greater flexion in offering him a full-twisted pretzel.

encyclopedia

I followed my friend's advice and gave my virginity to a much older woman. She was a living encyclopedia of sexual positions and arcane methods to enhance the experience and reign in my over-eager manhood. Too bad my freind didn't stipulate that it not be his mom.

I followed my friend's advice and gave my virginity to a much older woman. She was a living encyclopedia of sexual positions and arcane methods to enhance the experience and reign in my over-eager manhood. Too bad my freind didn't stipulate that it not be his mom.

Seismology

According to my colleagues in seismology, my encounter with a certain new coed registered 8.6 on the 10-point Hemmingway/Richter Scale.

According to my colleagues in seismology, my encounter with a certain new coed registered 8.6 on the 10-point Hemmingway/Richter Scale.

hypochondria

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Originally Posted by Dean Koontz - False Memory

To the doctor, this final unexpected spasm of grief and shame was lagniappe, a little dinner mint of suffering, a chocolate truffle after cognac. He stood before her, breathing deeply of the faint but astringent, briny fragrance arising from her cascade of tears ...