Stern said he heard Carey was upset about a previous chat where he opened up about Kardashian, and Cannon made a surprising admission in reply.
“She doesn’t even know who Kim Kardashian is,” he said, adding, “She doesn’t pay attention to that.”

Like most of you, my first reaction was to think there’s no way in hell Mariah Carey doesn’t know who Kim Kardashian is. But then I thought of something that would actually make this completely possible: Kim Kardashian isn’t Mariah Carey. And neither is Nick Cannon, so it’s a goddamn miracle she even knows who he is which I’ll never believe she does and you can’t make me.

She only counts if you surreptitiously take her photo on your phone and post it here, so that we can all partake of the fap. It will be the first Superficial Stay-at-home Bukkake. Maybe Fish can make it official for us or something.

People with fat round faces should not wear their hair flat and parted down the middle. Don’t these people have professionals to take care of this shit so they don’t go out in public looking like shite?!

Whether or not it was intentional, it was probably the most effective insult anyone could possibly use against a Kardashian. Point out she owes her fame to being peed on? Bitch don’t care. Pretend you don’t know who she is? She will never sleep again.