dittybopper:You know the thing about a burglar, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he blows ya and those black eyes roll over white.

Sperm banks exist for a reason. Be sure to make frequent deposits. Most don't have any penalties for early withdrawal. Its actually encouraged as it helps to avoid the potential to invest in derivatives. Keeping wads under your mattress is insecure as evidenced by this burglary.

Terrydatroll:This is a perfect example of how gay marriage could help society. He could marry another guy and adopt a child, keeping all of this sexual deviance within the happy home.

Not all gay men are rapists or child molesters. Just like not all straight men are rapists or child molesters.Most adults want consensual relationships with other adults.This is not a gay problem. This is a crazy-person problem. It isn't the same thing.

See now...I had hopes. I am actually still young and stupid enough to hope that it might have been a woman breaking in and doing this to guys. I was already in mid fantasy and planning how I could put a ladder outside my bedroom window, and maybe a little tray of milk and cookies to lure in the hungry fellater. But no. TFA has to farking ruin it for me by slapping up a mug shot of random black dude.