Damn, she did mess herself up. I hadn't seen or heard anything about her for years, then I saw her in that movie "Life is hot in cracktown" and was thinking that whoever did her makeup for the movie did a very good job. Then a few weeks later I saw a paparazzi picture of her out on the town a few weeks later and realized that the makeup people for that movie didn't have to do very much.

Lsherm:I'll give them credit for a fantastic stock photo. It could have been way, way worse.

not sure that's really "stock" photography. a search on istockphoto for "checking boyfriend's cell phone for gay porn while dressed in full lingerie" doesn't yield any results. this is more like carefully staged photography.

poison_amy:austin_millbarge: Lenny and Carl: If you're going to model lingerie for stock photos shouldn't your boobs be approximately equal in size? That left one appears to have a bit of catching up to do.

You also probably think the house at the end of the street is smaller than all the houses that are closer.

/Farking perspective, how does it work?

I don't know... the boob in the FRONT (her left) is the one that looks smaller. So if it's a matter of perspective, that means she's even more lopsided than she appears.

I understand that you're kidding, but I gotta say that even the thought of pocketninja dying threw me for a loop. I'm pretty sure he's either a writer or a professor (English, literature, something like that), but that's just me pulling things out of my ass. For all I know he's an inmate at a hospital for the criminally insane. Come to think of it, my second guess is the more likely scenario.

Since we're talking about too-smart, too-funny people, here's a shout-out for my old buddy doglover. His posts alone are worth the $5 a month.

ramblinwreck:mrswood: This is the apparent order of importance of issues in the article.1. My boyfriend may be cheating2. My boyfriend is gay3. Pregnant, who's the baby daddy?Sure, that seems right to me

Funny that nowhere does she express concern for her own cheating.

The boyfriend wasn't meeting her emotional needs so that makes it okay.

poison_amy:antidisestablishmentarianism: poison_amy: I don't know... the boob in the FRONT (her left) is the one that looks smaller. So if it's a matter of perspective, that means she's even more lopsided than she appears.

I think this needs to become a boob thread so we can evaluate the phenomenon of angles and boobie asymmetry.

I just checked in the mirror... I think mine are pretty much the same size... but oddly enough, one is about a quarter of an inch HIGHER than the other. I never noticed before.

tinfoil-hat maggie:JulietRomeo: tinfoil-hat maggie: DreamyAltarBoy: tinfoil-hat maggie: DreamyAltarBoy: Invest in a strap-on and invite them both over, each should have the opportunity to be spit roasted.

You sir are a genius and a gentleman ; )

And you are a lady after my own heart.

It just seemed the best way to play.It's always better when everyone swings both ways.

I wouldn't be in a threesome if everyone didn't play that way and I've been in quit a few threesomes in my day : )

f these two guys have been exchanging naked pictures, gay or straight, neither of them is treating your relationship seriously nor likely to prove an involved and caring dad.

In all fairness, literally the same thing can be said of the woman writing in. If she's incapable of the basic level of simple farking honesty and maturity to commit to one mate and tell the other she's leaving (or tell 'em both and start an open/poly relationship, the operating factor here is the honesty and the attempt to get her shiat straight, not monogamy) then she's not treating either relationship with the seriousness it's due and will in all probability make a godawful farking mother.

The "get a pregnancy test, then an abortion" advice is still valid either way, though, I guess.

finnished:Typical - she's cheating on him, but at the same time jealous that he might be cheating on her.

So farking this! And they complain about double-standards.

Had a whore of a gf who had been lying and cheating on me for years. I always wondered why she was nervous whenever I talked to another girl, and was downright biatchy whenever I mentioned one of them in conversation.

/yeah, glad she's gone//I've since hooked up with most of the girls she tried to fark while we were together//they liked me better, and they are much hotter than she was