The lawsuit between Spears's parents and her skeezy ex-manager-slash-boyfriend Sam Lufti went to court today, and predictably, things got messy. Lufti's opening statement included the allegation that Spears was on a variety of drugs during the years that he knew her; the words "probably crystal meth" were used (in reference to a baggy found in Spears's home.) Prepare to feel equally gross about every single update that comes out of this money-grubbing trial.