My favorite story comes from gencon and one of the people I knew there was playing the warmachine nationals tournament.
It was a turn or so into the game when his opponent took a move that was clearly not allowed. He pointed out to his opponent that it wasn't and as such it got into a small debate. Till eventually the opponent said
"Well since we disagree let's just dice off."
A flumoxed look later he responded
"You can't dice off to cheat.. that's not how it works.." then after consideration, "fine. On a 4+ I charge my laser, and if you disagree we can dice off,"
I suppose this is more of a story of fail lawyering though :-)

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