Wow, I thought The Chosen One and The First Wookie Obama and The first lady had a bit more mad Jedi Mind-trick skilz. political persuasion, but they let Chicago go down in the first round? Looks like Major Fail a disappointment for Barrys slumlord landowners thugs the people of Chicago.

I think I found the BEST Worst item on the internetz and I need to know would you buy this and if yes how much would you be willing to pay? Please comment.
So what makes this so awful/great?
1. Dragon on wood display.
2. Two Knives
3. More Dragons on the big ass dragon/ninja fighting blades.

A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says,"What will you have?" The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 30." The robot leans in real close and says, "So... you still happy you voted for Obama?"

Ammo was a 2"dia., 2lbs. Gun was 80 lbs French and Indian War replica used in re-enactments. The neighbor's hose was 400 yard away. What the hell was he using for a backstop? His neighbor's house? (dumb-shit) And a 2 inch cannon is big by replica standards. 1.5 " is about as big as they get as replicas go. Hopefully they dont pile the charges on this dude. Is he an idiot? Yes. Criminal? No.

Video of a cannon about the same size:

Dude should stick to mortars if he is on that small of a chunk of land.

You all can understand why this headline caught my eye. Yep, strippers. (OK click to see a stripper) Seems the owner of the Club has put up a banner of Barry as the "Joker" and now the opposition is upset. Big deal. If you ask me it's a pure and simple case of free speech. NAACP shut up and go away it's not racist.

But Wait, there's more!

When I saw that the event was led by "King Salim Khalfani" I asked myself who in hell names their child "King". Only a moron would name their child "King" if born in this country, and if not from here where is this dude from?. Well this parents named him Edward Duane Hudson. King Salim Khalfani gave it to himself after reading Malcom X and watching "Roots". Guess Eddy wasn't Black enough for him. He worked for All African People’s Revolution Party (AAPRP) , called hiself an activist and Community Organizer.

I am starting to realize that the term of "Community Organizer" is code for Racist Socialist Thug or Freinds of Barry.

Many thanks to my truly great friend, PD, who sent this to me. (Pay attention to the words ye wenches!)

A little extra info:This song was written by a songwriter/playwright/author hero of mine Shel Silverstein who wrote numerous Dr Hook songs including, Cover of the Rolling Stones and Sylvia's Mother. He also penned "Boy Named Sue", the Johnnny Cash standard. And as a youngster, my mind was mildly severly corrupted by reading the mock children's book " Uncle Shelby's ABZ's" . (But most probably remember his poetry in "Where the Sidewalk Ends" )

I just love conspiracy theories, not for the theories themselves but for the what they say about the people putting them out here. It used to be that Black helicopters were coming (They are actually dark green BTW), we didn't land on the moon, or 911 was an inside job. Now Billy Boy is a conspiracy theorist, again, but the right wingers are just not as good. (Oh billy boy, I know you had it so tough. The Republicans were so good and tricky. We know that they had a secret undercover intern planted to trap you with her super BJ seduction skills. Riighhht.....; And Hilder-Beast ahhhhh never mind.

You have got to love those that think so much of themselves that any opposition to them has to be calculated political attack on his/ her self rather than their philosophy itself. How full of themselves can the goons be?

I can't wait until the Clinton's pull the "We can do it better than Barry card". Coming soon to a primary near you.

Links

Subscribe To The BruHa

About Me

Policy

The BruHa: All material is considered to be Political and or Social Commentary.

This site invites sensible, polite discussion. Humor is encouraged. Flaming, Name Calling, Racism, Spam will not be tolerated and deleted. Any comment may be deleted by the moderator for any reason deemed appropriate. Due to the fact that many of the posts and commentary is political in nature, and to ensure community privacy any post that reveals personal information will be deleted. Use of a Google profile is encouraged though not necessary.