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One woman's inconvenience is another troll's hilarious afternoon project. Little did Jon know, Lynn was long gone and out of his life forever. But that didn't mean no joy could be squeezed out of Jon's effort. Anyone who's willing to shave half their leg for a goof is good in our book. Wrong numbers are one of the finest common errors of our modern era.

Sometimes it's good to have a reminder that people are nice to each other. That's some good friendship right there. Why can't we all have friends like this. Our friends just call us nerds and pants us.

Most wrong numbers end in a very awkward "sorry" or a "you're not my son!" But sometimes, the stars line up just right and some stranger magic happens. Good thing these people didn't pay attention to their dialing, because without their mistake we wouldn't have these wonderful gems right here.

You never know what to expect when someone jumps right out the gate with this kind of "blushes as I climb onto your lap" business. And this guy is PERSISTENT to a creepy fault. Has this strategy ever won over a stranger? Seriously, has this ever worked?

This is behavior is ridiculous. The winning strategy is to order something more reasonable, like pasta, and then go to the bathroom when you see the check coming. This is some real shoddy and overambitious planning. Who orders lobster?

Everyone wants something for nothing. Some people are just more vocal about it, and expect the world to be delivered to them on a platter. Here's 13 people who could not be bothered to make or take a reasonable offer.