Do it stealth, do it pacifiist, do it loud where you have the choice. Do it stealth alone. Where difficulty starts with normal. Be silent, be quick, be deadly. Cooperative teamplay with friends. Featuring one of the best fitting soundtracks ever by Simon Viklund.

You hate DLCs? You will be eager to get your hands on the next Heist! You're on a budget? Only one of your Crew needs a DLC to host for everyone that hasn't.

Level up, buy and customize your Skill-Tree, Weapons and Masks. Over and over again. Choose your Perk-Deck. Unlock over 300 achievements, beat every Heist on "Deathwish-Difficulty". Get Infamous, 25 times.

You can rob the same bank several times over, and they never up the security. They just move the cameras around a little bit an occasionally install skylights and close the side and rear doors.

If two people grab the same keycard at the same time, they tear said keycard in half and it magically regrows so they each have a keycard.

If I crouch and wear a suit, I become so impossibly hard to hit, Neo from the Matrix would be in awe at my skills.

You will occasionally encounter this jerk-hole who wears Sam Fisher goggles. And if he roundhouse kicks you, it doesn't matter if you're wearing a suit or full body armour that's been reinforced and would be strong enough to withstand an M1-Abrams tank round, you will be knocked on your ♥♥♥.

With enough attachments, you can make a full-sized Assault Rifle more concealable than some pistols.

If I am arrested and my crew completes the heist, I still some how get paid.

All snipers have parkinson's disease, or maybe they're just trying to have a rave.

If you pay Bain 12,000 he bestowes upon me the ability to throw a bag a decent distance.

I can also pay Bain 200 Million Dollars, and "Become Infamous". Becuase us heisters that excell at doing things quietly need to be more well known among the world.

I seem to be better at doing the cop's job than they are, because I can repeatedly whack one of their law enforcers with a baton and tell him "Put the weapon down" and he'll do so.

I can then give that weapon I just told him to put down back and that officer will now turn against all his fellow colleagues and shoot them on sight.

I can walk into a bank with an RPG and a Minigun, grenades, C4, turret guns, and a Fire Axe, and no body bats an eyelash. But god forbid I put on a pair of sunglasses.

You can pick up a wad of cash and it's worth a 1000 dollars. My buddy can go and pick up the same wad of cash and it's worth 1300.

Never get into a staring contest with the guards. Becuase when he's about to lose, he'll call the cops on you. ♥♥♥♥in' sore loser.

A few grams of meth is worth more than 300 pounds of gold.

Never rely on the get away driver to lose the cops.

Play a female character and shoot a guard dead. You then answer that pager with your own voice and the handler can't tell the difference between you and the now dead guard.

Chains telling me to "Get the ♥♥♥♥ Up" is more effective than pain medication.

I can take a thousand bullets to the chest, get knocked on the ground, shoot a cop in the head with a pistol and I'm right back up again.

I can also kill some civie's daughter, wife, and brother, but if I get knocked down next to him, he'll have no problem helping me back on my feet, and will occasionally give me ammunition for the rifle I just used to kill his daughter, wife, and brother. True American patriot right there.

Hiding behind a corner and repeatedly saying "♥♥♥♥" will never arouse attention and my crew can some how differentiate whether or not I'm referring to a guard or pointing out a camrea, despite saying "♥♥♥♥" when seeing both of those.

If you're fast enough, you can sprint past guards while holding a flame thrower in the middle of a bank or art gallery, and they'll never bother to call the police.

Never rely on Bain to supply you with a crowbar before the mission, despite the fact you're breaking into a wearhouse.

You can sprint with cocane, meth, jewlery, or artwork, but you can't sprint while carrying a computer server.

Seven locked doors in front of you, all side by side? You carry enough drills to mount a drill on each one of those seven doors... simultaneously.

The only problem is then, all those drills immediately jam and you're left with a sound comparable to that of nails down a chalkboard.

Oh, and the sound from those drills alerts a civilian across the map, and then the cops are called.

Jacket and Wolf would make the best interrogators.

You can steal nukes from the US Military, and no one does anything about it.

I bought the game for 7 bucks, but then I spent 22 Dollars so I could change the colour of my scope's reticule. Best money I ever spent.