Bikini Pictures

You’d think that Kate Upton would be an old pro when it comes to wearing swimsuits. She’s been modeling for the likes of Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated for years, and now she even designs her own! But barely there bathing suits can still be pretty temperamental, no matter how much experience you have. In Kate’s interview with GQ, she tells a wardrobe malfunction that occured during the sizzling cover photo session. And although it was nightmare for her, it’s probably every dude’s dream.

“We were on that ride where the seat spins while the actual ride is spinning, and I’m wearing a one-piece,” she explains in the upcoming July issue. “And all of a sudden the whole entire top falls off! I’m holding myself, laughing, turning bright red, but a lot of people are watching, so they kicked us out of the Santa Monica Pier—it was so embarrassing.”

Elsewhere in the revealing piece (*rim shot*), the model opened up about the epic “Teach Me How To Dougie” viral video that made her famous. The clip shows Kate gettin’ down at a Clippers game last spring, and has been playing on loop in our minds ever since. Although it looked like she didn’t need anyone to teach her how to Dougie, she insists that she’s a rookie. “That was my first Dougie!” Kate’s a woman of many talents. Check out more from her GQ spread in the gallery below, and get a behind the scenes look at the photo session in the video above! No, it doesn’t feature the wardrobe malfunction, but we have a feeling that you’ll enjoy anyway.

Damn it, we screwed that joke up. But the fact remains that the former Hills star and swim suit connoisseur looked amazing as she hit the beaches of Cabo in a loud orange bikini. Audrina was joined by boyfriend Corey Bohan on her south of the border vacation, which is apparently to celebrate her 27th birthday. Her birthday was on the 9th, so we guess she’s just taking the whole month off. Head to the gallery below for more sexy fun in the sun!

Bikini season is just about in full swing, and who better than swimsuit queen and SI covergirlKate Upton to create some sexy new styles for those scorching days at the beach? The lady obviously knows her way around a two-piece, and she can save money on models by just doing the job herself! The latest additions to Kate’s bikini collection have been unveiled on Beach Bunny Swimwear, and they sizzle like an August afternoon on the Sun. We’re definitely impressed with Kate’s bikini designs, but we can’t say that same for her jean shorts. Looks like she needs to revamp her quality control department or something, because they’re falling apart! The damn things couldn’t even survive the photo shoot. Obviously she didn’t put them through hardcore stress-testing like Rihanna does with her pairs of booty shorts. Maybe next time, Kate. Check out more of her hot new bikini styles in the gallery below!

We all raised our eyebrows when we learned that Elisabetta Canalis went from dating Hollywood king George Clooney to…Steve-O. We won’t flat-out say “downgrade,” but one of those guys just hosted the president and the other got famous by shooting bottle-rockets out of his a–. Just sayin’. And now it looks like Elisabetta is continuing her questionable dating record with Admiral General Aladeen. The Italian supermodel was seen getting cozy with the brutal dictator on-board his fabulous luxury yacht off the coast of Cannes today. Paparazzo snapped photos of the pair slathering each other in tanning oil and sipping champagne, but then something must have gone horribly wrong as the pair began to fight on the deck. Aladeen’s gun-wielding henchmen escorted her away, and moments later they threw a suspiciously body-sized bag over the side of the boat!

Before you call the police, we have it on good authority that the whole incident is just another one of Sacha Baron Cohen’s publicity stunt to launch his latest movie The Dictator, which opens wide today. Sexy, subversive and wildly offensive? Yeah, that sounds like something the Borat star would be mixed up in. So it’s all a joke! Right guys? Right..? Hey Clooney, do you think you could give her a call and check in. We just want to double check. Thanks. Check out the whole incident below and judge for yourself!

Hey, so remember how hot it was that time Kate Upton taught us how to Dougie? OK, now pretend that she’s wearing the smallest bikini you’ve ever seen and it’s all captured on glorious high-def color film. Wouldn’t that be awesome? Well pretend no more dear friends, because the day has arrived! The only downside is that the vid features celebrity-photographer/resident creepy dude Terry Richardson. But this isn’t a perfect world, so we’ll take it. The Sports Illustrated cover girl stopped by Terry’s studio to show off some bras, a bikini and her new dance moves.

“Only in America” says Terry in the video as Kate begins to get down to the Rej3ctz track. And he’s right: Only in America would a guy who looks like a grunge-era Count Chocula be adjusting the string bikini of an SI bombshell. You are the American dream, Terry Richardson. Never has a “thumbs up” been more appropriate. Check out the unbelievably hot video below, and click through the gallery for even more sexy photos!

Most of us have that painful period during our teen years that we spend the rest of our life trying to forget. It’s forever known as “the awkward phase”, and photos from the era are purged from family albums in a manner that would do Stalin proud. Well, it seems that Heidi Klum never had that awkward phase. This would explain why she’s a world famous supermodel and we are not.

The former Victoria’s Secret Angel tweeted a photo over the weekend showing herself as a fresh faced (and GORGEOUS) 19-year old on one of her early modeling dates. “Wow! Check out this picture from 1992,” she wrote. “One of my very first photo shoots. This is my original hair color!” Though still a teen, Klum still stares down the lens like a pro. Must be the genes. Contrary to what Maybelline wants you to think, she’s definitely born with it. And so are many other super models! Check out the gallery below for some early pix of Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kate Upton, and tons more lovely ladies who have literally never taken a bad photo in their entire lives. Bask in their photogenic-ness!

Brooklyn Decker may have moved into the acting sphere good and proper, but it’s moments like these that remind us just how awesome a model she is as well. She’s currently in Sydney with the whole Battleshipcrew doing the promotional rounds. She obviously had some free time earlier today and spent it lounging by her hotel pool in the tiniest of strapless bikinis. What can we say? We suddenly really regret those tacos we ate for lunch. How does one actually get a body like that? Please don’t say the gym. Because then everyone who goes to the gym would look like that, and they don’t. This is a mixture of genes and great karma. And if you have any doubt about that, then do click after the jump to look at two more photographs of Brooklyn stretching out and looking gorgeous. Warning: May cause severe low self-esteem issues. Read more…

Paris Hilton stepped out onto the beaches of Sydney yesterday looking as though her top had been attacked by a grizzly bear. We were starting to wonder if she’s hooking up with X-Men’s Wolverine, but then we realized it’s just some kind of new-fangled fashion forward swimwear. The heiress is no stranger to strange beachwear, having graced many shores in outfits ranging from glam to gross.

Of course, Paris isn’t the only star who likes to bare her bod in unique styles. Head on down to the gallery below to catch some of the craziest (and hottest!) celebrity bikinis of all time! From Kim Kardashian to Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria to Ke$ha, we’ve got ‘em all. Let the weird tan lines begin!

They’re baaaaack! Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson have been heating up Florida for the past few weeks while filming their latest movie, Spring Breakers. We’re not totally sure about the plot, but the wardrobe department seems to consist entirely of bikinis. Sooo, we have a funny feeling that it’s gonna do pretty well at the box office! Reportedly the girls were filming dancing around in the middle of an outdoor concert. In bikinis. Did we mention they’re in bikinis. Just checking. Plus there’s no James Franco to spoil the view. Head on down to the gallery below for more fun in the sun with some super hot (former) Disney Queens!

We’ve all seen Vanessa Hudgen‘s new peroxide ‘do for Spring Breakers, the new film she’s starring in with Selena Gomez. Considering the film is about “[f]our college girls who land in jail after robbing a restaurant in order to fund their spring break vacation find themselves bailed out by a drug and arms dealer who wants them to do some dirty work,” we can understand why Vanessa looks so bedraggled. It’s not just a role, it’s art. But Selena has a whole different marketing plan in mind. What is spring break without bikinis, right? Enter Ms. Gomez on Twitter with a photograph in what else, a bikini. The message accompanying the tweet was an innocuous, “need sun again,” but that doesn’t fool us. We’re on to you, Selena!