Happy Monday, everybody. The Dallas Stars are in town tonight to face the Capitals and we’re crossing our fingers that someone scores a goal within the first two periods this time.

The Stars currently have not just the worst penalty kill in the NHL, but also the worst road record with only eight wins away from Dallas. That’s great news for Braden Holtby, who, according to Tarik El-Bashir, has never defeated the Stars. He’s 0-3-0 in four appearances.

Puck drop is at 7:30 PM on NBCSN. We will be pretending it’s Joe B and Locker in our heads.