"When you write about shooting Polemarch in the head, that's more like a first-person view, like you're there looking down the sight of the gun." --Utisz

David Wong, regarding Chicago
Six centuries ago, the pre-Colombian natives who settled here named this region with a word which in their language means "the Mouth of Shadow". Later, the Iroquois who showed up and inexplicably slaughtered every man, woman and child renamed it "Seriously, Fuck that Place". When French explorer Jacques Marquette passed through the area he marked his map with a drawing of a brownish blob emerging from between the Devil's buttocks.

Very fine to see you here, gm. Why you take so long? We gots muppets here and cookies!

Sayin'

Ummm, I've been kinda preoccupied by reddit, league of legends, and world of warcraft. But my curiosity got the better of me and I poked my head in INTPc, but a little Che bird sent me here through a private message.