Tell us your habits, your fads, your fears.
Give us your address, your shoe size, your years.
Your digits, your plans, your number, your eyes.
Your schedule, your desktop, your details, your life.
Show us your children, your photos, your home.
Here, take credit, take insurance, take a loan.
Get a job, get a pension, get a haircut, get a suit.
Play the lottery, play football, play the field, snort some toot.

Go back to bed America, your government is in control again.
Here. Here’s American Gladiators. Watch this. Shut up.
Go back to bed America, here’s American Gladiators.
Here’s 56 channels of it.
Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together,
and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom.Here you go America.You are free to do as we tell you.You are free to do as we tell you.

No hippies, no strays, no drop-outs, no gays.
No lefties, no loonies, no opinions, no way.
No thinkers, no teachers, no facts, no freaks.
No skaters, no tweekers, no truth, no sleep.

Here’s popcorn, here’s magazines, here’s milkshakes, here’s blue jeans.
Here’s padded bras, here’s armpit wax, here’s football shirts, here’s baseball caps.
Here’s very very very very very very very very very very very very long infomercials.