You Know You're in San Francisco When...

Someone made a store just for me
(Food Emporium, Food Emporium)
Someone's got my kind of quality
(Food Emporium, Food Emporium)
Someone got the message
That people want to eat cream puffs on the way home from work

Top photo of the dome in the newly opened Emporium, which seems to surpass even the Castro in gay men per capita