Well, it might be if we actually cared about either of the people involved. But at least they’re not spoiling another couple.

Michael is actually being very brave in popping the question to Janine, and not just because he’s doing it at the top of that London skyscraper, the Gherkin.

Vertigo is the least of his troubles. Let’s not forget that she pushed her first husband off a mountain, caused her second to die of a heart attack and tried to murder her third, so he’s taking his life in his hands by daring to be husband number four.

At least he seems to love her, though heaven knows why, because Janine does make life hard for him. He’s upset when he finds a scan photo of the baby that she’s hidden from him, and then she announces she’s already chosen a name for a girl – and that his or her surname will be Butcher.

After pushing him away, will she agree to marry him?

As we know, it’s a rare marriage that lasts in soapland. Max and Tanya keep coming back together, despite their divorce, but their latest reunion won’t survive if he keeps flirting with Roxy. Is it really that hard for him to keep his trousers on?

Lucy thinks she has evidence that Mandy is playing away. But the mystery ‘L’ is actually Lorraine, Mandy’s mum! Confusingly, she was previously played by Linda Henry, who is now Shirley. So the new Lorraine is former Bad Girls star Victoria Alcock, and it seems she’s much nastier than her jailbird character. When Ian asks her to stay, Mandy is horrified.

Bianca’s finances improve when Ray helps her out, then she gets a job. The bad news is, it’s cleaning for Janine.