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In case you're not familiar with Courtney Stodden (you must not be watching The Soup!), allow me to catch you up: She's 17 years old, her parents recently signed a consent form to let her marry 51-year-old Lost star Doug Hutchison, and now she spends her days tweeting stuff that would make Ice-T's wife Coco blush and flaunting her jailbait status all over the interwebs. Except now she's taken her too-steamy-for-words act into the real world, where it's just been deemed too inappropriate for a pumpkin-buying public.

Yes, this is what Courtney--who's too young to vote!--wears for an outing to pick out her annual Halloween gourd, gals. As Page Six tells it, "For her trip to find the perfect pumpkin, Stodden channeled Daisy Duke, wearing a plaid shirt that revealed her chest and stomach and jean shorts that barely covered her butt cheeks. Stodden posed for sexy photos amid the pumpkins and soon Hutchison joined her. Images show Stodden jumping into his arms and straddling him provocatively, as they proceeded to makeout. Security eventually kicked the pair out." Celebuzz follows up to say the Valencia, California farm received multiple complaints "about the way Courtney was dressed" (yes, that's her derriere hanging out in this photo!).

Courtney tried to tweet the whole thing away by quoting scripture--"'Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.' John 7:24," she wrote after the incident--but we're guessing the families who were there for a hayride were not amused! Oh, and big surprise: The couple has just signed on to star in a reality show by Merv Griffin Entertainment, according to E! News, which means this is probably only the beginning of these kinds of stunts. But please, Courtney, we beg you: Just step away from the white pleather go-go boots, okay!?

What do you ladies make of this outfit and the stir it caused? Are you weirdly fascinated by this bizarro creepy couple, or do you wish they'd just go away? Discuss!