Pustin Denner Traded On National Pancake Day. Can’t Make This Shit Up

How do you celebrate National Pancake day? By trading a dude that once legit jacked himself up while crushin ‘cakes. You make that move 100 times out of 100. Its just proper asset management, you don’t need a dude on your roster liable to blow out an ACL or some shit while running to IHOP. Throw on top of it the trade deadline is is tomorrow, Penner is an impending UFA and DC is on the other side of the continent and yea no shit this was the first domino to fall on the NHL transaction wire this morning.