]]>The Film Pigs are back with a brand-new movie commentary! This time we’re watching the classic 1979 sex comedy “10” starring Dudley Moore and Bo Derek. What’s super exciting about this commentary is Todd and Skelton are watching the movie with actor Rad Daly, who played Dudley Moore’s son in the movie! Thanks to Blake Edwards, “10” is probably the classiest of the 70s/80s boobie shows, and has some truly great comic bits that glue together the story of a man who abandons his family to stalk a married woman all the way to Mexico. But he’s a CHARMING creep, so we guess that makes it okay in the 70s? Boobs!

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/9022/movie-commentary-10-1979/feed0The Film Pigs are back with a brand-new movie commentary! This time we’re watching the classic 1979 sex comedy “10” starring Dudley Moore and Bo Derek. What’s super exciting about this commentary is Todd and Skelton are watching the movie with actor Ra...The Film Pigs are back with a brand-new movie commentary! This time we’re watching the classic 1979 sex comedy “10” starring Dudley Moore and Bo Derek. What’s super exciting about this commentary is Todd and Skelton are watching the movie with actor Rad Daly, who played Dudley Moore’s son in the movie! Thanks to Blake … Continue reading Commentary – 10 (1979) →Film Pigsyes2:02:109022Commentary: Code of Honor (2016)http://www.filmpigs.com/8511/movie-commentary-code-honor-2016
http://www.filmpigs.com/8511/movie-commentary-code-honor-2016#commentsTue, 30 Aug 2016 16:00:17 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=8511It’s finally here! The END of the Summer of Seagal! This time, it’s a commentary for CODE OF HONOR – a movie where Steven Seagal plays some guy who kills people for some reason. However, in a surprise twist, Seagal seems to be wearing some kind of backwards ball cap instead of his standard-issue do-rag. This … Continue reading Commentary: Code of Honor (2016)→

]]>It’s finally here! The END of the Summer of Seagal! This time, it’s a commentary for CODE OF HONOR – a movie where Steven Seagal plays some guy who kills people for some reason. However, in a surprise twist, Seagal seems to be wearing some kind of backwards ball cap instead of his standard-issue do-rag. This is actually the best of the three Seagal movies we watched this summer, but it’s still terrible. And Skelton is still mad at Todd for making him do this.

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/8511/movie-commentary-code-honor-2016/feed4It’s finally here! The END of the Summer of Seagal! This time, it’s a commentary for CODE OF HONOR – a movie where Steven Seagal plays some guy who kills people for some reason. However, in a surprise twist,It’s finally here! The END of the Summer of Seagal! This time, it’s a commentary for CODE OF HONOR – a movie where Steven Seagal plays some guy who kills people for some reason. However, in a surprise twist, Seagal seems to be wearing some kind of backwards ball cap instead of his standard-issue do-rag. This … Continue reading Commentary: Code of Honor (2016) →Film Pigsyes1:46:538511MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Asian Connection (2016)http://www.filmpigs.com/8243/movie-commentary-the-asian-connection-2016
http://www.filmpigs.com/8243/movie-commentary-the-asian-connection-2016#commentsMon, 27 Jun 2016 15:30:31 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=8243The Summer of Seagal plows ahead full steam with a commentary on The Asian Connection! Two dumb bank robbers run afoul of Seagal’s criminal empire and they have to do something for him but really end up stealing money from him and he gets angry and Tom Sizemore has a story credit but does not … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Asian Connection (2016)→

]]>The Summer of Seagal plows ahead full steam with a commentary on The Asian Connection! Two dumb bank robbers run afoul of Seagal’s criminal empire and they have to do something for him but really end up stealing money from him and he gets angry and Tom Sizemore has a story credit but does not appear in this movie. And there’s one pretty OK action shot. Stay tuned for our companion show, Speaking Seagal, on our podcast.

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/8243/movie-commentary-the-asian-connection-2016/feed2The Summer of Seagal plows ahead full steam with a commentary on The Asian Connection! Two dumb bank robbers run afoul of Seagal’s criminal empire and they have to do something for him but really end up stealing money from him and he gets angry and Tom...The Summer of Seagal plows ahead full steam with a commentary on The Asian Connection! Two dumb bank robbers run afoul of Seagal’s criminal empire and they have to do something for him but really end up stealing money from him and he gets angry and Tom Sizemore has a story credit but does not … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Asian Connection (2016) →Film Pigsyes1:31:208243MOVIE COMMENTARY: Sniper – Special Ops (2016)http://www.filmpigs.com/7622/movie-commentary-sniper-special-ops
http://www.filmpigs.com/7622/movie-commentary-sniper-special-ops#commentsSun, 29 May 2016 16:32:24 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=7622The Film Pigs are Oscar Mike with a brand new commentary! With fellow Pig Stephen Falk missing-in-action, it’s up to Todd and Skelton to cowboy up and finish the mission. But this latest Seagal direct-to-video mumble show is a relentless enemy and no man escapes unscathed. Once you’ve finished this commentary, have a listen to … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Sniper – Special Ops (2016)→

]]>The Film Pigs are Oscar Mike with a brand new commentary! With fellow Pig Stephen Falk missing-in-action, it’s up to Todd and Skelton to cowboy up and finish the mission. But this latest Seagal direct-to-video mumble show is a relentless enemy and no man escapes unscathed. Once you’ve finished this commentary, have a listen to our after-show Speaking Seagal on our podcast. It’s a dumb gimmick we’ll be doing all summer long! Welcome to the suck!

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/7622/movie-commentary-sniper-special-ops/feed2The Film Pigs are Oscar Mike with a brand new commentary! With fellow Pig Stephen Falk missing-in-action, it’s up to Todd and Skelton to cowboy up and finish the mission. But this latest Seagal direct-to-video mumble show is a relentless enemy and no m...The Film Pigs are Oscar Mike with a brand new commentary! With fellow Pig Stephen Falk missing-in-action, it's up to Todd and Skelton to cowboy up and finish the mission. But this latest Seagal direct-to-video mumble show is a relentless enemy and no man escapes unscathed. Once you've finished this commentary, have a listen to our after-show Speaking Seagal on our podcast. It's a dumb gimmick we'll be doing all summer long! Welcome to the suck! TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:26:347622COMMENTARY – After Earth (2013)http://www.filmpigs.com/6608/movie-commentary-after-earth
http://www.filmpigs.com/6608/movie-commentary-after-earth#commentsSun, 15 Mar 2015 18:06:32 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=6608It’s the first new Pigs movie commentary in a long, long time to feature all three pigs! And how do we choose to celebrate this special occasion? By sitting through the Will/Jaden Smith starring, M. Knight Shyamalan directed AFTER EARTH! It’s the timeless story of a rich movie star using his influence to get a clunky science … Continue reading COMMENTARY – After Earth (2013)→

]]>It’s the first new Pigs movie commentary in a long, long time to feature all three pigs! And how do we choose to celebrate this special occasion? By sitting through the Will/Jaden Smith starring, M. Knight Shyamalan directed AFTER EARTH! It’s the timeless story of a rich movie star using his influence to get a clunky science fiction movie made featuring his son. Who can’t relate to that? So, curl up in your favorite space hammock and enjoy! Watch out for the meatball!

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/6608/movie-commentary-after-earth/feed1It’s the first new Pigs movie commentary in a long, long time to feature all three pigs! And how do we choose to celebrate this special occasion? By sitting through the Will/Jaden Smith starring, M. Knight Shyamalan directed AFTER EARTH!It's the first new Pigs movie commentary in a long, long time to feature all three pigs! And how do we choose to celebrate this special occasion? By sitting through the Will/Jaden Smith starring, M. Knight Shyamalan directed AFTER EARTH! It's the timeless story of a rich movie star using his influence to get a clunky science fiction movie made featuring his son. Who can't relate to that? So, curl up in your favorite space hammock and enjoy! Watch out for the meatball! TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:36:336608MOVIE COMMENTARY: Commando (Director’s Cut) (1985)http://www.filmpigs.com/5244/movie-commentary-commando-directors-cut
http://www.filmpigs.com/5244/movie-commentary-commando-directors-cut#commentsTue, 29 Apr 2014 17:24:27 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=5244Remember when the Film Pigs said we’d do a commentary for Commando? We lied! We did a commentary for the Director’s Cut of Commando! Yes, there’s a director’s cut! No, we don’t know why, either! But none of that matters because Todd and Skelton are joined once again by David T. Cole of Previously.TV and … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Commando (Director’s Cut) (1985)→

]]>Remember when the Film Pigs said we’d do a commentary for Commando? We lied! We did a commentary for the Director’s Cut of Commando! Yes, there’s a director’s cut! No, we don’t know why, either! But none of that matters because Todd and Skelton are joined once again by David T. Cole of Previously.TV and the Extra Hot Great podcast! There is insightful commentary! There are delicious snacks! There is a general inability to refrain from using exclamation points! Commando Director’s Cut! (And if you haven’t heard it already, check out the Film Pigs Podcast featuring David!)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/5244/movie-commentary-commando-directors-cut/feed1Remember when the Film Pigs said we’d do a commentary for Commando? We lied! We did a commentary for the Director’s Cut of Commando! Yes, there’s a director’s cut! No, we don’t know why, either! But none of that matters because Todd and Skelton are joi...Remember when the Film Pigs said we'd do a commentary for Commando? We lied! We did a commentary for the Director's Cut of Commando! Yes, there's a director's cut! No, we don't know why, either! But none of that matters because Todd and Skelton are joined once again by David T. Cole of Previously.TV and the Extra Hot Great podcast! There is insightful commentary! There are delicious snacks! There is a general inability to refrain from using exclamation points! Commando Director's Cut! (And if you haven't heard it already, check out the Film Pigs Podcast featuring David!) TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:32:175244MOVIE COMMENTARY: Turbulence (1997)http://www.filmpigs.com/3727/movie-commentary-turbulence
http://www.filmpigs.com/3727/movie-commentary-turbulence#commentsMon, 23 Dec 2013 21:01:00 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=3727It’s just doesn’t feel like the holiday season unless a lunatic Ray Liotta is trying to kill you on an airplane! Celebrate Christmas with Film Pigs Todd & Skelton as they settle down for a screening of the 90’s disaster-thriller TURBULENCE! Get yourself a mug of nog and sync up the commentary with the movie … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Turbulence (1997)→

]]>It’s just doesn’t feel like the holiday season unless a lunatic Ray Liotta is trying to kill you on an airplane! Celebrate Christmas with Film Pigs Todd & Skelton as they settle down for a screening of the 90’s disaster-thriller TURBULENCE! Get yourself a mug of nog and sync up the commentary with the movie so you can listen to the Pigs marvel at the signature “Crazy” Ray Liotta bad guy performance, the constantly-bewildered Lauren Holly, and the most Christmas decorations ever seen on a major airline flight.

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/3727/movie-commentary-turbulence/feed2It’s just doesn’t feel like the holiday season unless a lunatic Ray Liotta is trying to kill you on an airplane! Celebrate Christmas with Film Pigs Todd & Skelton as they settle down for a screening of the 90’s disaster-thriller TURBULENCE!It's just doesn't feel like the holiday season unless a lunatic Ray Liotta is trying to kill you on an airplane! Celebrate Christmas with Film Pigs Todd & Skelton as they settle down for a screening of the 90's disaster-thriller TURBULENCE! Get yourself a mug of nog and sync up the commentary with the movie so you can listen to the Pigs marvel at the signature "Crazy" Ray Liotta bad guy performance, the constantly-bewildered Lauren Holly, and the most Christmas decorations ever seen on a major airline flight. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:40:513727MOVIE COMMENTARY: Gremlins 2 – The New Batch (1990)http://www.filmpigs.com/2998/movie-commentary-gremlins-2-the-new-batch
http://www.filmpigs.com/2998/movie-commentary-gremlins-2-the-new-batch#commentsThu, 27 Dec 2012 00:30:31 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=2998TV’s Todd and Not TV’s Falk sit down to enjoy the bizarre treat that is Gremlins 2. Half way through the movie they lose interest and start going through Falk’s “Movie Diary” which is a list of everything he saw in the theater since 1990 (and each entry includes who he saw the movies with…listen … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Gremlins 2 – The New Batch (1990)→

]]>TV’s Todd and Not TV’s Falk sit down to enjoy the bizarre treat that is Gremlins 2. Half way through the movie they lose interest and start going through Falk’s “Movie Diary” which is a list of everything he saw in the theater since 1990 (and each entry includes who he saw the movies with…listen to Todd’s mind get blown when he realizes what movies he has seen with Steve! Amaaaaaaaaaaaazing!) Also, enjoy the sweet sounds of these two idiots sipping on soup.

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/2998/movie-commentary-gremlins-2-the-new-batch/feed2TV’s Todd and Not TV’s Falk sit down to enjoy the bizarre treat that is Gremlins 2. Half way through the movie they lose interest and start going through Falk’s “Movie Diary” which is a list of everything he saw in the theater since 1990 (and each entr...TV's Todd and Not TV's Falk sit down to enjoy the bizarre treat that is Gremlins 2. Half way through the movie they lose interest and start going through Falk's "Movie Diary" which is a list of everything he saw in the theater since 1990 (and each entry includes who he saw the movies with...listen to Todd's mind get blown when he realizes what movies he has seen with Steve! Amaaaaaaaaaaaazing!) Also, enjoy the sweet sounds of these two idiots sipping on soup. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:46:392998MOVIE COMMENTARY: Total Recall (1990)http://www.filmpigs.com/2781/dvd-commentary-44-total-recall
http://www.filmpigs.com/2781/dvd-commentary-44-total-recall#commentsTue, 25 Sep 2012 19:18:35 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=2781Get your ass to Mars! The Film Pigs are back with a new alternate commentary for the Arnold Schwarzenegger classic TOTAL RECALL! Given the super-dull remake, this exercise in 90s over-the-topness is a breath of fresh air (Cohaagen!). And by “air” we mean a preposterous storyline, ludicrous blood-squib violence, a truly impressive amount of scene-ending … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Total Recall (1990)→

]]>Get your ass to Mars! The Film Pigs are back with a new alternate commentary for the Arnold Schwarzenegger classic TOTAL RECALL! Given the super-dull remake, this exercise in 90s over-the-topness is a breath of fresh air (Cohaagen!). And by “air” we mean a preposterous storyline, ludicrous blood-squib violence, a truly impressive amount of scene-ending quips, and the smoldering rage of Canada’s own negative emotion repository Michael Ironside. Open your miiiiiiinnnnd!

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/2781/dvd-commentary-44-total-recall/feed6Get your ass to Mars! The Film Pigs are back with a new alternate commentary for the Arnold Schwarzenegger classic TOTAL RECALL! Given the super-dull remake, this exercise in 90s over-the-topness is a breath of fresh air (Cohaagen!).Get your ass to Mars! The Film Pigs are back with a new alternate commentary for the Arnold Schwarzenegger classic TOTAL RECALL! Given the super-dull remake, this exercise in 90s over-the-topness is a breath of fresh air (Cohaagen!). And by "air" we mean a preposterous storyline, ludicrous blood-squib violence, a truly impressive amount of scene-ending quips, and the smoldering rage of Canada's own negative emotion repository Michael Ironside. Open your miiiiiiinnnnd! TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:53:422781MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Room (2003)http://www.filmpigs.com/2622/dvd-commentary-the-room
http://www.filmpigs.com/2622/dvd-commentary-the-room#commentsTue, 03 Jul 2012 18:08:07 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=2622The Film Pigs did not hit her! We did not–oh, hi, you guys. We did not see you there. What are you doing up here on the roof, just sitting with the football and thinking? Ha ha! That is so great! Maybe later after we are finished working at the bank we can get all … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Room (2003)→

]]>The Film Pigs did not hit her! We did not–oh, hi, you guys. We did not see you there. What are you doing up here on the roof, just sitting with the football and thinking? Ha ha! That is so great! Maybe later after we are finished working at the bank we can get all our friends together for a party where we watch The Room. It is a really intense movie, guys. Full of love, friendship, betrayal, awkward nudity, football tossing, locations filmed without the proper permits, visible weight fluctuations, and rooftop green screens. You are tearing us apart, Lisa!

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/2622/dvd-commentary-the-room/feed2The Film Pigs did not hit her! We did not–oh, hi, you guys. We did not see you there. What are you doing up here on the roof, just sitting with the football and thinking? Ha ha! That is so great! Maybe later after we are finished working at the bank we...The Film Pigs did not hit her! We did not--oh, hi, you guys. We did not see you there. What are you doing up here on the roof, just sitting with the football and thinking? Ha ha! That is so great! Maybe later after we are finished working at the bank we can get all our friends together for a party where we watch The Room. It is a really intense movie, guys. Full of love, friendship, betrayal, awkward nudity, football tossing, locations filmed without the proper permits, visible weight fluctuations, and rooftop green screens. You are tearing us apart, Lisa! TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:40:012622MOVIE COMMENTARY: Die Hard 2 (1990)http://www.filmpigs.com/2330/dvd-commentary-die-hard-2
http://www.filmpigs.com/2330/dvd-commentary-die-hard-2#commentsThu, 22 Dec 2011 22:26:34 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=2330Happy holidays, everyone! It’s a Christmas Miracle! The Film Pigs round out 2011 with a treat that’s sure to please everyone: a commentary for the marginally holiday-themed Bruce Willis classic, Die Hard 2! Or, as it’s known in the Philippines, the UK, and on USA video boxes – Die Hard 2: Die Harder. Because nothing says … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Die Hard 2 (1990)→

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/2330/dvd-commentary-die-hard-2/feed1Happy holidays, everyone! It’s a Christmas Miracle! The Film Pigs round out 2011 with a treat that’s sure to please everyone: a commentary for the marginally holiday-themed Bruce Willis classic, Die Hard 2! Or, as it’s known in the Philippines,Happy holidays, everyone! It's a Christmas Miracle! The Film Pigs round out 2011 with a treat that's sure to please everyone: a commentary for the marginally holiday-themed Bruce Willis classic, Die Hard 2! Or, as it's known in the Philippines, the UK, and on USA video boxes - Die Hard 2: Die Harder. Because nothing says "we put minimal effort into thinking this whole thing through" like an uninspired subtitle. PLEASE NOTE: you may wish to put the kids to bed before screening, unless you want to expose your precious little ones to William Sadler's inexplicably naked Tai chi routine. You've been warned. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes2:03:342330MOVIE COMMENTARY: Cabin Fever 2 (2009)http://www.filmpigs.com/2253/dvd-commentary-cabin-fever-2
http://www.filmpigs.com/2253/dvd-commentary-cabin-fever-2#commentsMon, 31 Oct 2011 16:55:38 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=2253Happy Halloween everybody! The Film Pigs are proud to present another holiday-related commentary, this time of the classic flesh-eating sequel Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever. The movie so full of fever, they had to use the word “fever” twice. So you don’t forget there’s some kind of fever. Pay close attention to the snacks in … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Cabin Fever 2 (2009)→

]]>Happy Halloween everybody! The Film Pigs are proud to present another holiday-related commentary, this time of the classic flesh-eating sequel Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever. The movie so full of fever, they had to use the word “fever” twice. So you don’t forget there’s some kind of fever.

Pay close attention to the snacks in this commentary – they are particularly vile and you should approach them in real life at your own risk. Learn from our mistakes.

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/2253/dvd-commentary-cabin-fever-2/feed1Happy Halloween everybody! The Film Pigs are proud to present another holiday-related commentary, this time of the classic flesh-eating sequel Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever. The movie so full of fever, they had to use the word “fever” twice.Happy Halloween everybody! The Film Pigs are proud to present another holiday-related commentary, this time of the classic flesh-eating sequel Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever. The movie so full of fever, they had to use the word "fever" twice. So you don't forget there's some kind of fever. Pay close attention to the snacks in this commentary - they are particularly vile and you should approach them in real life at your own risk. Learn from our mistakes. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:26:152253MOVIE COMMENTARY: Drive Angry (2011)http://www.filmpigs.com/2064/dvd-commentary-drive-angry
http://www.filmpigs.com/2064/dvd-commentary-drive-angry#commentsTue, 13 Sep 2011 21:25:22 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=2064“So, it’s about this guy who escapes from Hell and goes on a rampage to save his granddaughter from some guys and he drives a car all over the place. It’s CRAZY!” “This is another Nic Cage thing, isn’t it?” “He’s attached, yes.” (audible sigh) “But William Fichtner‘s signed on to play a supernatural accountant!” … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Drive Angry (2011)→

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/2064/dvd-commentary-drive-angry/feed3“So, it’s about this guy who escapes from Hell and goes on a rampage to save his granddaughter from some guys and he drives a car all over the place. It’s CRAZY!” “This is another Nic Cage thing, isn’t it?” “He’s attached, yes."So, it's about this guy who escapes from Hell and goes on a rampage to save his granddaughter from some guys and he drives a car all over the place. It's CRAZY!" "This is another Nic Cage thing, isn't it?" "He's attached, yes." (audible sigh) "But William Fichtner's signed on to play a supernatural accountant!" "I LOVE Bill Fichtner. Alright, I'm greenlighting this picture. Just make sure it's in 3D." (IMDb) TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:44:412064MOVIE COMMENTARY: Season Of The Witch (2011)http://www.filmpigs.com/1992/dvd-commentary-season-of-the-witch
http://www.filmpigs.com/1992/dvd-commentary-season-of-the-witch#commentsSun, 28 Aug 2011 23:13:30 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=1992“Thanks for taking this meeting. I’ve got a great movie for you. We take Nic Cage and Ron Pearlman, send them to Eastern Europe for a couple months (Ron’s already there, it’s his off-season from Sons Of Anarchy), and have them run around as knights from the Crusades escorting this hot girl in a cage … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Season Of The Witch (2011)→

]]>“Thanks for taking this meeting. I’ve got a great movie for you. We take Nic Cage and Ron Pearlman, send them to Eastern Europe for a couple months (Ron’s already there, it’s his off-season from Sons Of Anarchy), and have them run around as knights from the Crusades escorting this hot girl in a cage who everybody thinks is a witch and stuff. And they’ll act like they’re in a buddy-cop movie. We’ll put poor, old Christopher Lee in hideous makeup and Ron will have this giant wound on his head that won’t heal, even though they’ve been walking around for months. And we’ll name the picture after that Donovan song so people will think the movie is either a biopic or a car commercial. …Yes, I said Nic Cage. What’s the problem?” (IMDb)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/1992/dvd-commentary-season-of-the-witch/feed3“Thanks for taking this meeting. I’ve got a great movie for you. We take Nic Cage and Ron Pearlman, send them to Eastern Europe for a couple months (Ron’s already there, it’s his off-season from Sons Of Anarchy),"Thanks for taking this meeting. I've got a great movie for you. We take Nic Cage and Ron Pearlman, send them to Eastern Europe for a couple months (Ron's already there, it's his off-season from Sons Of Anarchy), and have them run around as knights from the Crusades escorting this hot girl in a cage who everybody thinks is a witch and stuff. And they'll act like they're in a buddy-cop movie. We'll put poor, old Christopher Lee in hideous makeup and Ron will have this giant wound on his head that won't heal, even though they've been walking around for months. And we'll name the picture after that Donovan song so people will think the movie is either a biopic or a car commercial. ...Yes, I said Nic Cage. What's the problem?" TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:34:521992MOVIE COMMENTARY: Caddyshack (1980)http://www.filmpigs.com/1748/dvd-commentary-caddyshack
http://www.filmpigs.com/1748/dvd-commentary-caddyshack#commentsThu, 12 May 2011 19:03:46 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=1748Here’s a curveball: the Film Pigs do an alternate DVD commentary for a movie they absolutely LOVE*. We do an admirable job of actually talking about the movie instead of quietly watching or just reciting every single line as it’s spoken (although some of that is involuntary, like breathing or growing nose hair). Joining us … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Caddyshack (1980)→

]]>Here’s a curveball: the Film Pigs do an alternate DVD commentary for a movie they absolutely LOVE*. We do an admirable job of actually talking about the movie instead of quietly watching or just reciting every single line as it’s spoken (although some of that is involuntary, like breathing or growing nose hair). Joining us for his 12th official viewing of Caddyshack is filmmaker and friend of the Pigs, Frank Stokes! So, we’ve got that going for us. Which is nice. (IMDb)

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/1748/dvd-commentary-caddyshack/feed4Here’s a curveball: the Film Pigs do an alternate DVD commentary for a movie they absolutely LOVE*. We do an admirable job of actually talking about the movie instead of quietly watching or just reciting every single line as it’s spoken (although some ...Here's a curveball: the Film Pigs do an alternate DVD commentary for a movie they absolutely LOVE*. We do an admirable job of actually talking about the movie instead of quietly watching or just reciting every single line as it's spoken (although some of that is involuntary, like breathing or growing nose hair). Joining us for his 12th official viewing of Caddyshack is filmmaker and friend of the Pigs, Frank Stokes! So, we've got that going for us. Which is nice. (* It's also an excuse to stare slack-jawed at Cindy Morgan.) TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:37:471748MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)http://www.filmpigs.com/1550/dvd-commentary-the-human-centipede-first-sequence-2009
http://www.filmpigs.com/1550/dvd-commentary-the-human-centipede-first-sequence-2009#commentsMon, 28 Feb 2011 19:35:56 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=1550Some kids grow up wanting to be a policeman, a fireman, or an astronaut. Not Dieter Laser. He looked at the state of mad scientism in the world and said “NEIN!” Frankenstein’s monster was great and all, but the creature was missing two critical elements: somebody attached to his butt and face. Herr Laser corrects … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)→

]]>Some kids grow up wanting to be a policeman, a fireman, or an astronaut. Not Dieter Laser. He looked at the state of mad scientism in the world and said “NEIN!” Frankenstein’s monster was great and all, but the creature was missing two critical elements: somebody attached to his butt and face. Herr Laser corrects this rookie mistake in an awesomely over-the-top performance that is nothing less than creepily delightful. (IMDb)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/1550/dvd-commentary-the-human-centipede-first-sequence-2009/feed10Some kids grow up wanting to be a policeman, a fireman, or an astronaut. Not Dieter Laser. He looked at the state of mad scientism in the world and said “NEIN!” Frankenstein’s monster was great and all, but the creature was missing two critical element...Some kids grow up wanting to be a policeman, a fireman, or an astronaut. Not Dieter Laser. He looked at the state of mad scientism in the world and said "NEIN!" Frankenstein's monster was great and all, but the creature was missing two critical elements: somebody attached to his butt and face. Herr Laser corrects this rookie mistake in an awesomely over-the-top performance that is nothing less than creepily delightful. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:33:351550MOVIE COMMENTARY: Retardead (2008)http://www.filmpigs.com/1265/dvd-commentary-retardead-2008
http://www.filmpigs.com/1265/dvd-commentary-retardead-2008#commentsThu, 16 Dec 2010 20:08:49 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=1265The second in our Holiday Season 2010 double-feature, Retardead is a more-or-less sequel to Monsturd. The mad scientist who created the poo creature from the first movie is back, this time injecting mentally challenged people with a serum that eventually turns them into zombies. Again, as far as gross/offensive premises are concerned, this is right on … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Retardead (2008)→

]]>The second in our Holiday Season 2010 double-feature, Retardead is a more-or-less sequel to Monsturd. The mad scientist who created the poo creature from the first movie is back, this time injecting mentally challenged people with a serum that eventually turns them into zombies. Again, as far as gross/offensive premises are concerned, this is right on the money.

Unfortunately, the same issues from Monsturd remain: the ultra-low budget home movie style is made unwatchable by the entire production winking at the audience and itself in every scene. Retardead is also longer than Monsturd, which doesn’t help. The Film Pigs were pretty cranky by this point and in a much less forgiving mood. Which is the exact opposite of how you’re supposed to behave during the holidays. Maybe we ate too much Monkey Bread.

NETFLIX ALERT!

This commentary was recorded while watching Retardead on Netflix. All instructions for syncing to the movie are in the commentary, so give a listen and follow the crystal clear steps for maximum holiday cheer.

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/1265/dvd-commentary-retardead-2008/feed4The second in our Holiday Season 2010 double-feature, Retardead is a more-or-less sequel to Monsturd. The mad scientist who created the poo creature from the first movie is back, this time injecting mentally challenged people with a serum that eventual...The second in our Holiday Season 2010 double-feature, Retardead is a more-or-less sequel to Monsturd. The mad scientist who created the poo creature from the first movie is back, this time injecting mentally challenged people with a serum that eventually turns them into zombies. Again, as far as gross/offensive premises are concerned, this is right on the money. Unfortunately, the same issues from Monsturd remain: the ultra-low budget home movie style is made unwatchable by the entire production winking at the audience and itself in every scene. Retardead is also longer than Monsturd, which doesn't help. The Film Pigs were pretty cranky by this point and in a much less forgiving mood. Which is the exact opposite of how you're supposed to behave during the holidays. Maybe we ate too much Monkey Bread. NETFLIX ALERT! This commentary was recorded while watching Retardead on Netflix. All instructions for syncing to the movie are in the commentary, so give a listen and follow the crystal clear steps for maximum holiday cheer.Film Pigsyes1:40:351265MOVIE COMMENTARY: Monsturd (2003)http://www.filmpigs.com/1239/dvd-commentary-monsturd-2003
http://www.filmpigs.com/1239/dvd-commentary-monsturd-2003#commentsWed, 15 Dec 2010 20:08:24 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=1239The Good News: In the spirit of the holiday season, the Film Pigs bring you TWO commentaries! Overcome with the joy and love that accompanies the annual celebration of rampant consumerism (and Jesus!), we felt the need to give something back out of the simple kindness of our hearts. The Bad News: The two movies … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Monsturd (2003)→

]]>The Good News: In the spirit of the holiday season, the Film Pigs bring you TWO commentaries! Overcome with the joy and love that accompanies the annual celebration of rampant consumerism (and Jesus!), we felt the need to give something back out of the simple kindness of our hearts.

The Bad News: The two movies we watched are terrible and we’re complete assholes about both of them.

Monsturd tells the tale of an escaped convict who gets covered in mad scientist goo that turns him into a giant dookie creature. Okay, fine. We were on board with the premise. The problem is that both of these movies (Monsturd and its sequel, RetarDEAD) are essentially home movies that are a little too pleased with themselves to be much fun for the audience. Kind of like Film Pigs commentaries.

This commentary was recorded while watching Monsturd on Netflix. As this is a first for the Film Pigs, there is a different procedure for syncing the commentary to the movie. All instructions are in the commentary, so give a listen and follow the crystal clear steps for maximum holiday cheer.

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/1239/dvd-commentary-monsturd-2003/feed8The Good News: In the spirit of the holiday season, the Film Pigs bring you TWO commentaries! Overcome with the joy and love that accompanies the annual celebration of rampant consumerism (and Jesus!), we felt the need to give something back out of the...The Good News: In the spirit of the holiday season, the Film Pigs bring you TWO commentaries! Overcome with the joy and love that accompanies the annual celebration of rampant consumerism (and Jesus!), we felt the need to give something back out of the simple kindness of our hearts. The Bad News: The two movies we watched are terrible and we're complete assholes about both of them. Monsturd tells the tale of an escaped convict who gets covered in mad scientist goo that turns him into a giant dookie creature. Okay, fine. We were on board with the premise. The problem is that both of these movies (Monsturd and its sequel, RetarDEAD) are essentially home movies that are a little too pleased with themselves to be much fun for the audience. Kind of like Film Pigs commentaries. Also give a listen to our commentary for RetarDEAD! NETFLIX ALERT! This commentary was recorded while watching Monsturd on Netflix. As this is a first for the Film Pigs, there is a different procedure for syncing the commentary to the movie. All instructions are in the commentary, so give a listen and follow the crystal clear steps for maximum holiday cheer.Film Pigsyes1:22:131239MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Animal Room (1995)http://www.filmpigs.com/1198/dvd-commentary-the-animal-room-1995
http://www.filmpigs.com/1198/dvd-commentary-the-animal-room-1995#commentsMon, 29 Nov 2010 23:18:28 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=1198In 1995, a terrifying vision of a possible dystopian future was unleashed into cinemas (or, more likely, a limited number of Blockbuster Video stores). In this impossible-to-imagine yet almost-frighteningly-real world, troublesome students who can’t decide whether they want to be moody goths or lunkheaded stoners are banished to the Animal Room; where they are allowed … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Animal Room (1995)→

]]>In 1995, a terrifying vision of a possible dystopian future was unleashed into cinemas (or, more likely, a limited number of Blockbuster Video stores). In this impossible-to-imagine yet almost-frighteningly-real world, troublesome students who can’t decide whether they want to be moody goths or lunkheaded stoners are banished to the Animal Room; where they are allowed to be total dicks to Neil Patrick Harris. Because that will rehabilitate them. Or something. Any way you look at it, Matthew Lillard is all up in NPH’s grill.

What makes this movie so special is the presence of a fresh-faced Gabriel Olds as NPH’s only friend. This is important as Mr. Olds is a close personal friend of the Film Pigs and has joined this commentary for a behind-the-scenes look at the making of this psychological thriller. Except that he can’t remember much and mostly just eats snacks while we make fun of his hair.

Don’t be tardy to the party.

NOTE:The Animal Room is currently available on Netflix Watch Instantly for those of you in the U.S. and possibly Canada.

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/1198/dvd-commentary-the-animal-room-1995/feed5In 1995, a terrifying vision of a possible dystopian future was unleashed into cinemas (or, more likely, a limited number of Blockbuster Video stores). In this impossible-to-imagine yet almost-frighteningly-real world,In 1995, a terrifying vision of a possible dystopian future was unleashed into cinemas (or, more likely, a limited number of Blockbuster Video stores). In this impossible-to-imagine yet almost-frighteningly-real world, troublesome students who can't decide whether they want to be moody goths or lunkheaded stoners are banished to the Animal Room; where they are allowed to be total dicks to Neil Patrick Harris. Because that will rehabilitate them. Or something. Any way you look at it, Matthew Lillard is all up in NPH's grill. What makes this movie so special is the presence of a fresh-faced Gabriel Olds as NPH's only friend. This is important as Mr. Olds is a close personal friend of the Film Pigs and has joined this commentary for a behind-the-scenes look at the making of this psychological thriller. Except that he can't remember much and mostly just eats snacks while we make fun of his hair. Don't be tardy to the party. NOTE: The Animal Room is currently available on Netflix Watch Instantly for those of you in the U.S. and possibly Canada. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes2:02:441198MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Wolfman (2010)http://www.filmpigs.com/1132/dvd-commentary-the-wolfman-2010
http://www.filmpigs.com/1132/dvd-commentary-the-wolfman-2010#commentsSat, 09 Oct 2010 18:18:35 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=1132Good Lord, where to start on this one? The Wolfman is a big-budget remake of a classic horror film that incorporates all of the slow, clunky nonsense of the original and adds a tired Anthony Hopkins, a strangely non-compelling Benicio Del Toro, that computer-elf guy from them nerd movies, and Emily Blunt’s sideboob. The end result is not quite … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Wolfman (2010)→

The most fascinating part of The Wolfman, if you can manage to keep yourself awake by repeatedly stabbing yourself in the thigh with an icepick, is Del Toro’s crazy choice of acting like he’s covered in syrup. Syrup that’s laced with horse tranquilizers. He buries his normal high-intensity so deeply, that when he finally turns into the wolfman…well, you’ve already fallen asleep and will miss all the Act III gore.

IMPORTANT NOTE: The Film Pigs watched the Unrated Director’s Cut from the Blu-ray disc for this commentary. No, we don’t know why.

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/1132/dvd-commentary-the-wolfman-2010/feed12Good Lord, where to start on this one? The Wolfman is a big-budget remake of a classic horror film that incorporates all of the slow, clunky nonsense of the original and adds a tired Anthony Hopkins, a strangely non-compelling Benicio Del Toro,Good Lord, where to start on this one? The Wolfman is a big-budget remake of a classic horror film that incorporates all of the slow, clunky nonsense of the original and adds a tired Anthony Hopkins, a strangely non-compelling Benicio Del Toro, that computer-elf guy from them nerd movies, and Emily Blunt's sideboob. The end result is not quite the "magic" you'd expect. The most fascinating part of The Wolfman, if you can manage to keep yourself awake by repeatedly stabbing yourself in the thigh with an icepick, is Del Toro's crazy choice of acting like he's covered in syrup. Syrup that's laced with horse tranquilizers. He buries his normal high-intensity so deeply, that when he finally turns into the wolfman...well, you've already fallen asleep and will miss all the Act III gore. IMPORTANT NOTE: The Film Pigs watched the Unrated Director's Cut from the Blu-ray disc for this commentary. No, we don't know why. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes2:00:331132MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Core (2003)http://www.filmpigs.com/1042/dvd-commentary-the-core-2003
http://www.filmpigs.com/1042/dvd-commentary-the-core-2003#commentsWed, 04 Aug 2010 03:19:32 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=1042There’s nothing more refreshing than a big Hollywood movie with a plot based on sound science. Since those don’t exist, the Film Pigs watched The Core instead. We’re not sure what was more astounding: the Space Shuttle crash landing in the LA river (which could TOTALLY happen), the amount of people per square mile that … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Core (2003)→

]]>There’s nothing more refreshing than a big Hollywood movie with a plot based on sound science. Since those don’t exist, the Film Pigs watched The Core instead. We’re not sure what was more astounding: the Space Shuttle crash landing in the LA river (which could TOTALLY happen), the amount of people per square mile that have pacemakers, or Stanley Tucci’s wig.

None of the clearly well-researched science in this movie would be believable if Aaron Eckhart hadn’t been sporting the frosted surfer-boy locks that were so common among scientists of the early 2000s. And who knew The Next Karate Kid could pilot a train with a laser on front straight into the earth?

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/1042/dvd-commentary-the-core-2003/feed14There’s nothing more refreshing than a big Hollywood movie with a plot based on sound science. Since those don’t exist, the Film Pigs watched The Core instead. We’re not sure what was more astounding: the Space Shuttle crash landing in the LA river (wh...There's nothing more refreshing than a big Hollywood movie with a plot based on sound science. Since those don't exist, the Film Pigs watched The Core instead. We're not sure what was more astounding: the Space Shuttle crash landing in the LA river (which could TOTALLY happen), the amount of people per square mile that have pacemakers, or Stanley Tucci's wig. None of the clearly well-researched science in this movie would be believable if Aaron Eckhart hadn't been sporting the frosted surfer-boy locks that were so common among scientists of the early 2000s. And who knew The Next Karate Kid could pilot a train with a laser on front straight into the earth? TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes2:14:451042MOVIE COMMENTARY: Hellbound (1994)http://www.filmpigs.com/996/dvd-commentary-hellbound-1994
http://www.filmpigs.com/996/dvd-commentary-hellbound-1994#commentsFri, 09 Jul 2010 19:20:41 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=996Have you ever wanted to listen to a commentary for a movie where Chuck Norris plays an on-the-edge Chicago cop who wanders around Israel looking for a demon who looks a lot like, but isn’t, Michael Ironside so he can stab him with a magical staff topped with a baked potato after defeating him with … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Hellbound (1994)→

]]>Have you ever wanted to listen to a commentary for a movie where Chuck Norris plays an on-the-edge Chicago cop who wanders around Israel looking for a demon who looks a lot like, but isn’t, Michael Ironside so he can stab him with a magical staff topped with a baked potato after defeating him with karate? If the answer is yes, you’re in for a treat!

In Hellbound, Chuck Norris is electrifying as Sgt. Shatter, a tough-as-nails pimp-slapping Chicago detective who gets caught up in an ancient battle between good and evil. Because a demon throws a prostitute out a window and onto the hood of his car. Because demons have a terrible problem keeping a low profile while waiting for their plans of hell on earth to come together. Which is why you can vanquish them with karate. In Israel. This movie makes no sense.

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/996/dvd-commentary-hellbound-1994/feed3Have you ever wanted to listen to a commentary for a movie where Chuck Norris plays an on-the-edge Chicago cop who wanders around Israel looking for a demon who looks a lot like, but isn’t, Michael Ironside so he can stab him with a magical staff toppe...Have you ever wanted to listen to a commentary for a movie where Chuck Norris plays an on-the-edge Chicago cop who wanders around Israel looking for a demon who looks a lot like, but isn't, Michael Ironside so he can stab him with a magical staff topped with a baked potato after defeating him with karate? If the answer is yes, you're in for a treat! In Hellbound, Chuck Norris is electrifying as Sgt. Shatter, a tough-as-nails pimp-slapping Chicago detective who gets caught up in an ancient battle between good and evil. Because a demon throws a prostitute out a window and onto the hood of his car. Because demons have a terrible problem keeping a low profile while waiting for their plans of hell on earth to come together. Which is why you can vanquish them with karate. In Israel. This movie makes no sense. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:34:40996MOVIE COMMENTARY: Law Abiding Citizen (2009)http://www.filmpigs.com/930/dvd-commentary-law-abiding-citizen-2009
http://www.filmpigs.com/930/dvd-commentary-law-abiding-citizen-2009#commentsTue, 04 May 2010 21:03:35 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=930Law Abiding Citizen is a movie so engaging, so socially relevant, and so masterful in its execution that Todd had to buy the Unrated Director’s Cut Blu-Ray edition so he could see it in all its pristine glory FOR THE THIRD TIME. Todd has a terrible problem, but we’re not sure the Pasadena Recovery Center … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Law Abiding Citizen (2009)→

]]>Law Abiding Citizen is a movie so engaging, so socially relevant, and so masterful in its execution that Todd had to buy the Unrated Director’s Cut Blu-Ray edition so he could see it in all its pristine glory FOR THE THIRD TIME. Todd has a terrible problem, but we’re not sure the Pasadena Recovery Center has a program for people who are compelled to buy every single plastic and metal disc that contains moving pictures.

The best thing about LAC is that it is composed mostly of long, boring scenes of people talking which get interrupted once in a while by scenes of terrible violence and/or gore. The director’s cut shows way more gore than the theatrical release (steak bone, I’m looking in your direction). Plus, you get to play an interesting thought experiment where you try to explain why Gerard Butler keeps getting to make high-profile studio pictures when they do nothing but bomb (Answer: he’s pretty).

NOTE: This Film Pigs commentary is for the “Unrated Director’s Cut” on the 2-disc Blu-Ray and not the theatrical release. We felt it was important to force ourselves to sit through the director’s true vision.

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/930/dvd-commentary-law-abiding-citizen-2009/feed5Law Abiding Citizen is a movie so engaging, so socially relevant, and so masterful in its execution that Todd had to buy the Unrated Director’s Cut Blu-Ray edition so he could see it in all its pristine glory FOR THE THIRD TIME.Law Abiding Citizen is a movie so engaging, so socially relevant, and so masterful in its execution that Todd had to buy the Unrated Director's Cut Blu-Ray edition so he could see it in all its pristine glory FOR THE THIRD TIME. Todd has a terrible problem, but we're not sure the Pasadena Recovery Center has a program for people who are compelled to buy every single plastic and metal disc that contains moving pictures. The best thing about LAC is that it is composed mostly of long, boring scenes of people talking which get interrupted once in a while by scenes of terrible violence and/or gore. The director's cut shows way more gore than the theatrical release (steak bone, I'm looking in your direction). Plus, you get to play an interesting thought experiment where you try to explain why Gerard Butler keeps getting to make high-profile studio pictures when they do nothing but bomb (Answer: he's pretty). NOTE: This Film Pigs commentary is for the "Unrated Director's Cut" on the 2-disc Blu-Ray and not the theatrical release. We felt it was important to force ourselves to sit through the director's true vision. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:58:21930MOVIE COMMENTARY: G.I. Joe – The Rise Of Cobra (2009)http://www.filmpigs.com/863/dvd-commentary-g-i-joe-the-rise-of-cobra-2009
http://www.filmpigs.com/863/dvd-commentary-g-i-joe-the-rise-of-cobra-2009#commentsTue, 09 Feb 2010 23:27:22 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=863A new decade brings forth new life challenges. For the Film Pigs, this means sitting through the stupidest movie from the previous decade. It’s hard to quantify just how monumentally stupid G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra is, but with a running time of two hours, there’s plenty of time to try. Based on the … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: G.I. Joe – The Rise Of Cobra (2009)→

]]>A new decade brings forth new life challenges. For the Film Pigs, this means sitting through the stupidest movie from the previous decade. It’s hard to quantify just how monumentally stupid G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra is, but with a running time of two hours, there’s plenty of time to try.

Based on the 1980s toy line (much like the other wildly expensive and brain damaging Transformers franchise), G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra tells the story of a bunch of assholes with a shitload of corporate money who want to take over the world for no discernible reason and the bunch of assholes with a shitload of government money who want to stop them. There are also nanobots.

The worst part of G.I. Joe is how forgettable it is, even during the viewing. Fun drinking game: every time Falk asks any variation of “Wait…is that Sienna Miller?” take a drink.

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/863/dvd-commentary-g-i-joe-the-rise-of-cobra-2009/feed7A new decade brings forth new life challenges. For the Film Pigs, this means sitting through the stupidest movie from the previous decade. It’s hard to quantify just how monumentally stupid G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra is,A new decade brings forth new life challenges. For the Film Pigs, this means sitting through the stupidest movie from the previous decade. It's hard to quantify just how monumentally stupid G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra is, but with a running time of two hours, there's plenty of time to try. Based on the 1980s toy line (much like the other wildly expensive and brain damaging Transformers franchise), G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra tells the story of a bunch of assholes with a shitload of corporate money who want to take over the world for no discernible reason and the bunch of assholes with a shitload of government money who want to stop them. There are also nanobots. The worst part of G.I. Joe is how forgettable it is, even during the viewing. Fun drinking game: every time Falk asks any variation of "Wait...is that Sienna Miller?" take a drink. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:57:53863MOVIE COMMENTARY: Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)http://www.filmpigs.com/816/dvd-commentary-silent-night-deadly-night-1984
http://www.filmpigs.com/816/dvd-commentary-silent-night-deadly-night-1984#commentsWed, 16 Dec 2009 00:26:37 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=816It’s a Christmas Miracle! The Film Pigs return to make everyone’s holiday season a little brighter. And what better way to celebrate the Christian / Jewish / Muslim / Pagan / Pastafarian season than with a movie about a homicidal Santa Claus? Answer: THERE IS NO BETTER WAY! Silent Night, Deadly Night takes us back … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)→

]]>It’s a Christmas Miracle! The Film Pigs return to make everyone’s holiday season a little brighter. And what better way to celebrate the Christian / Jewish / Muslim / Pagan / Pastafarian season than with a movie about a homicidal Santa Claus? Answer: THERE IS NO BETTER WAY!

Silent Night, Deadly Night takes us back to a simpler time, when ghostbusting was king and traversing the space-time continuum in modified DeLoreans was commonplace. In the early 80s, no one thought twice about a dusty old nun whipping two naked teenagers with a leather belt, or of wearing cheap sweaters with no undershirts or bras. We were too busy fighting Communism when, in retrospect, we should have been paying more attention to drunken, murderous Santa Clauses. Happy holidays!

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/816/dvd-commentary-silent-night-deadly-night-1984/feed14It’s a Christmas Miracle! The Film Pigs return to make everyone’s holiday season a little brighter. And what better way to celebrate the Christian / Jewish / Muslim / Pagan / Pastafarian season than with a movie about a homicidal Santa Claus?It's a Christmas Miracle! The Film Pigs return to make everyone's holiday season a little brighter. And what better way to celebrate the Christian / Jewish / Muslim / Pagan / Pastafarian season than with a movie about a homicidal Santa Claus? Answer: THERE IS NO BETTER WAY! Silent Night, Deadly Night takes us back to a simpler time, when ghostbusting was king and traversing the space-time continuum in modified DeLoreans was commonplace. In the early 80s, no one thought twice about a dusty old nun whipping two naked teenagers with a leather belt, or of wearing cheap sweaters with no undershirts or bras. We were too busy fighting Communism when, in retrospect, we should have been paying more attention to drunken, murderous Santa Clauses. Happy holidays! TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:25:27816MOVIE COMMENTARY: Twilight (2008)http://www.filmpigs.com/665/dvd-commentary-twilight-2008
http://www.filmpigs.com/665/dvd-commentary-twilight-2008#commentsFri, 31 Jul 2009 22:19:30 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=665You missed it. You demanded it. And now you have it: the first Film Pigs commentary in almost a year! Who would have thought it was possible to procrastinate so long on a money-losing hobby? If you love dull, corporate movie adaptations of dull, corporate novels for teen girls then have we got a treat … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Twilight (2008)→

]]>You missed it. You demanded it. And now you have it: the first Film Pigs commentary in almost a year! Who would have thought it was possible to procrastinate so long on a money-losing hobby?

If you love dull, corporate movie adaptations of dull, corporate novels for teen girls then have we got a treat for you! Twilight, the blockbuster adaptation of the bestselling novel series, brings us the story of Bella, a pale girl who is not even slightly interesting and Edward, her vampire boyfriend who glows like David Bowie in the sunlight and has a severe allergic reaction to Bella’s pungent vagina. Additionally, they both have ludicrously manicured and highly distracting eyebrows.

Dull, inoffensive teen angst is the best you can hope for these days. It’s almost like movies are being made by marketing committees that are only concerned about how much money they can make. It’s weird. At the risk of sounding old (which isn’t a risk at all, the Film Pigs ARE old), when you put Twilight next to the teen angst vampire movie of our generation, The Lost Boys (1987), there really is no comparison. Jason Patric would kick Robert Pattinson’s ass any day of the week. And his eyebrows are dreamier.

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/665/dvd-commentary-twilight-2008/feed14You missed it. You demanded it. And now you have it: the first Film Pigs commentary in almost a year! Who would have thought it was possible to procrastinate so long on a money-losing hobby? If you love dull, corporate movie adaptations of dull,You missed it. You demanded it. And now you have it: the first Film Pigs commentary in almost a year! Who would have thought it was possible to procrastinate so long on a money-losing hobby? If you love dull, corporate movie adaptations of dull, corporate novels for teen girls then have we got a treat for you! Twilight, the blockbuster adaptation of the bestselling novel series, brings us the story of Bella, a pale girl who is not even slightly interesting and Edward, her vampire boyfriend who glows like David Bowie in the sunlight and has a severe allergic reaction to Bella's pungent vagina. Additionally, they both have ludicrously manicured and highly distracting eyebrows. Dull, inoffensive teen angst is the best you can hope for these days. It's almost like movies are being made by marketing committees that are only concerned about how much money they can make. It's weird. At the risk of sounding old (which isn't a risk at all, the Film Pigs ARE old), when you put Twilight next to the teen angst vampire movie of our generation, The Lost Boys (1987), there really is no comparison. Jason Patric would kick Robert Pattinson's ass any day of the week. And his eyebrows are dreamier. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes2:02:10665MOVIE COMMENTARY: P2 (2007)http://www.filmpigs.com/216/dvd-commentary-p2-2007
http://www.filmpigs.com/216/dvd-commentary-p2-2007#commentsThu, 18 Dec 2008 22:08:35 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=216Happy holidays Film Pigs fans! In keeping with our marginally adhered to tradition of Christmastime-themed commentaries for the season, we bring you P2. It’s a story of thrills, survival and impossibly perky cleavage. Set in a strange, alternate-reality New York City where the streets are barren after 6pm and people actually apologize for acting like … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: P2 (2007)→

]]>Happy holidays Film Pigs fans! In keeping with our marginally adhered to tradition of Christmastime-themed commentaries for the season, we bring you P2. It’s a story of thrills, survival and impossibly perky cleavage.

Set in a strange, alternate-reality New York City where the streets are barren after 6pm and people actually apologize for acting like assholes at the Christmas party (translation: Toronto), P2 tells the cautionary tale of why you should never be trapped in a Canadian parking garage with a psychotic killer during the holiday season. But if you are, for God’s sake just have dinner with the guy. ‘Tis the season! (IMDb)

Here are some highlights:

Silly Elvis Impersonation By Crazy Man: 1

Amazingly Graphic Crushed To Death By Car Scene: 1

Stupidly Watertight Elevator: 1

Dog Stabbing: 1

Rolls Of Boob Tape: 4,017

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/216/dvd-commentary-p2-2007/feed8Happy holidays Film Pigs fans! In keeping with our marginally adhered to tradition of Christmastime-themed commentaries for the season, we bring you P2. It’s a story of thrills, survival and impossibly perky cleavage. Set in a strange,Happy holidays Film Pigs fans! In keeping with our marginally adhered to tradition of Christmastime-themed commentaries for the season, we bring you P2. It's a story of thrills, survival and impossibly perky cleavage. Set in a strange, alternate-reality New York City where the streets are barren after 6pm and people actually apologize for acting like assholes at the Christmas party (translation: Toronto), P2 tells the cautionary tale of why you should never be trapped in a Canadian parking garage with a psychotic killer during the holiday season. But if you are, for God's sake just have dinner with the guy. 'Tis the season! (IMDb) Here are some highlights: Silly Elvis Impersonation By Crazy Man: 1, Amazingly Graphic Crushed To Death By Car Scene: 1, Stupidly Watertight Elevator: 1, Dog Stabbing: 1, Rolls Of Boob Tape: 4,017. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:38:39216MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Happening (2008)http://www.filmpigs.com/185/dvd-commentary-the-happening-2008
http://www.filmpigs.com/185/dvd-commentary-the-happening-2008#commentsSun, 16 Nov 2008 22:12:02 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=185M. Night Shyamalan’s first R-rated movie! M. Night Shyamalan’s first R-rated movie! Those were the words that sent people to theaters in – what’s the opposite of “droves” – to experience some stupid thing about angry plants making people walk backwards before killing themselves. And Marky Mark as a science teacher. We know he’s smart … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Happening (2008)→

]]>M. Night Shyamalan’s first R-rated movie! M. Night Shyamalan’s first R-rated movie! Those were the words that sent people to theaters in – what’s the opposite of “droves” – to experience some stupid thing about angry plants making people walk backwards before killing themselves. And Marky Mark as a science teacher. We know he’s smart because M. Knight makes him wear an awkward sweater vest.

Finally crossing the line into Ed Wood territory, Shyamalan actually expects the audience to feel fear and tension when he stages his characters running away from light breezes. Oh, and instead of a stupid twist ending, the ending is just stupid. In the end, The Happening has all the terror and gravity of a fabric softener commercial AND a criminally underused Alan Ruck. We love Alan Ruck. (IMDb)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/185/dvd-commentary-the-happening-2008/feed12M. Night Shyamalan’s first R-rated movie! M. Night Shyamalan’s first R-rated movie! Those were the words that sent people to theaters in – what’s the opposite of “droves” – to experience some stupid thing about angry plants making people walk backwards...M. Night Shyamalan's first R-rated movie! M. Night Shyamalan's first R-rated movie! Those were the words that sent people to theaters in - what's the opposite of "droves" - to experience some stupid thing about angry plants making people walk backwards before killing themselves. And Marky Mark as a science teacher. We know he's smart because M. Knight makes him wear an awkward sweater vest. Finally crossing the line into Ed Wood territory, Shyamalan actually expects the audience to feel fear and tension when he stages his characters running away from light breezes. Oh, and instead of a stupid twist ending, the ending is just stupid. In the end, The Happening has all the terror and gravity of a fabric softener commercial AND a criminally underused Alan Ruck. We love Alan Ruck. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:30:37185MOVIE COMMENTARY: 10,000 BC (2008)http://www.filmpigs.com/163/dvd-commentary-10000-bc-2008
http://www.filmpigs.com/163/dvd-commentary-10000-bc-2008#commentsThu, 21 Aug 2008 04:08:03 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=163At the dawn of human civilization, there was this guy who hunted giant cartoon mastodons, was chased by prehistoric man-eating ostriches, and totally fucked up this pyramid. He did this because some other guys kidnapped his girlfriend…and the guy who owned the pyramid made everybody think he was a god or something…a disembodied Omar Sharif … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: 10,000 BC (2008)→

]]>At the dawn of human civilization, there was this guy who hunted giant cartoon mastodons, was chased by prehistoric man-eating ostriches, and totally fucked up this pyramid. He did this because some other guys kidnapped his girlfriend…and the guy who owned the pyramid made everybody think he was a god or something…a disembodied Omar Sharif kept talking every now and then…

Okay, this movie is stupid, even for a premise that abandons at the first frame any thought of possibly trying to be somewhat in the neighborhood of historically accurate. Even worse, it is boring. Mind-numbingly boring. Somehow, a movie that has computer generated mastodons, saber-toothed tigers, and killer ostriches is so dull it makes you pine for an auto accident-induced coma. Who would have figured that the creative genius behind Independence Day and Eight Legged Freaks was Dean Devlin? For shame, Roland Emmerich. For shame. (IMDb)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/163/dvd-commentary-10000-bc-2008/feed6At the dawn of human civilization, there was this guy who hunted giant cartoon mastodons, was chased by prehistoric man-eating ostriches, and totally fucked up this pyramid. He did this because some other guys kidnapped his girlfriend…and the guy who o...At the dawn of human civilization, there was this guy who hunted giant cartoon mastodons, was chased by prehistoric man-eating ostriches, and totally fucked up this pyramid. He did this because some other guys kidnapped his girlfriend...and the guy who owned the pyramid made everybody think he was a god or something...a disembodied Omar Sharif kept talking every now and then... Okay, this movie is stupid, even for a premise that abandons at the first frame any thought of possibly trying to be somewhat in the neighborhood of historically accurate. Even worse, it is boring. Mind-numbingly boring. Somehow, a movie that has computer generated mastodons, saber-toothed tigers, and killer ostriches is so dull it makes you pine for an auto accident-induced coma. Who would have figured that the creative genius behind Independence Day and Eight Legged Freaks was Dean Devlin? For shame, Roland Emmerich. For shame. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:49:00163MOVIE COMMENTARY: Bratz (2007)http://www.filmpigs.com/136/dvd-commentary-bratz-2007
http://www.filmpigs.com/136/dvd-commentary-bratz-2007#commentsMon, 23 Jun 2008 01:32:16 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=136It started out as a simple joke. A ribald suggestion that three grown men sit through a movie clearly assembled by soulless corporate executives for tween girls and their sexually frustrated fathers. What followed was an hour and forty minutes of Technicolor horror brighter than the light of a thousand exploding suns. Plus, Jon Voight … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Bratz (2007)→

]]>It started out as a simple joke. A ribald suggestion that three grown men sit through a movie clearly assembled by soulless corporate executives for tween girls and their sexually frustrated fathers. What followed was an hour and forty minutes of Technicolor horror brighter than the light of a thousand exploding suns. Plus, Jon Voight in a prosthetic nose. For no reason! No reason! It’s understandable doing some marketing-driven junk movie if you’re donating the money to charity or want another speedboat, buy why would you agree to put on a stupid nose every morning Jon? Why? It makes no sense. And can we stop forcing real elephants to do stupid circus tricks in movies? For Christ’s sake, leave them alone. It’s depressing. BFF! (IMDb)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/136/dvd-commentary-bratz-2007/feed5It started out as a simple joke. A ribald suggestion that three grown men sit through a movie clearly assembled by soulless corporate executives for tween girls and their sexually frustrated fathers. What followed was an hour and forty minutes of Techn...It started out as a simple joke. A ribald suggestion that three grown men sit through a movie clearly assembled by soulless corporate executives for tween girls and their sexually frustrated fathers. What followed was an hour and forty minutes of Technicolor horror brighter than the light of a thousand exploding suns. Plus, Jon Voight in a prosthetic nose. For no reason! No reason! It's understandable doing some marketing-driven junk movie if you're donating the money to charity or want another speedboat, buy why would you agree to put on a stupid nose every morning Jon? Why? It makes no sense. And can we stop forcing real elephants to do stupid circus tricks in movies? For Christ's sake, leave them alone. It's depressing. BFF! TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:41:49136MOVIE COMMENTARY: Road House (1989)http://www.filmpigs.com/116/dvd-commentary-road-house-1989
http://www.filmpigs.com/116/dvd-commentary-road-house-1989#commentsWed, 16 Apr 2008 07:28:29 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/?p=116Swayze. Elliott. Boobs. Few words encompass the greatness that is American cinema more than these, and few films possess all three qualities at once. Road House is such a film. Join the Film Pigs as they relive the wonder of a late 80s action masterpiece, complete with all the mullets and pleated pants one could … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Road House (1989)→

]]>Swayze. Elliott. Boobs. Few words encompass the greatness that is American cinema more than these, and few films possess all three qualities at once. Road House is such a film. Join the Film Pigs as they relive the wonder of a late 80s action masterpiece, complete with all the mullets and pleated pants one could want. Marvel as they give voice to their shared crush on the ultimate man that is Sam Elliott. And, as always, please enjoy the boobs. (IMDb)

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/116/dvd-commentary-road-house-1989/feed8Swayze. Elliott. Boobs. Few words encompass the greatness that is American cinema more than these, and few films possess all three qualities at once. Road House is such a film. Join the Film Pigs as they relive the wonder of a late 80s action masterpie...Swayze. Elliott. Boobs. Few words encompass the greatness that is American cinema more than these, and few films possess all three qualities at once. Road House is such a film. Join the Film Pigs as they relive the wonder of a late 80s action masterpiece, complete with all the mullets and pleated pants one could want. Marvel as they give voice to their shared crush on the ultimate man that is Sam Elliott. And, as always, please enjoy the boobs. SPECIAL NOTE: Please forgive the minor distortion in the recording. Sam Elliott's mustache simply overpowered our weak, mama's boy microphone. We are rightfully shamed. Please forgive us Sam! TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:56:05116MOVIE COMMENTARY: Disturbia (2007)http://www.filmpigs.com/44/commentary-disturbia
http://www.filmpigs.com/44/commentary-disturbia#commentsMon, 11 Feb 2008 06:01:01 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/wordpressTest/?p=44The Film Pigs just can’t get enough of that charming Shia LaBeouf! This time he stars as an impulse-control challenged and slightly pervy teenager under house arrest in this modern take on Hitchcock’s classic Rear Window. Major difference: Disturbia has a flaming bag of dogshit that is noticeably absent from Hitchcock’s version. Not that you … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Disturbia (2007)→

]]>The Film Pigs just can’t get enough of that charming Shia LaBeouf! This time he stars as an impulse-control challenged and slightly pervy teenager under house arrest in this modern take on Hitchcock’s classic Rear Window. Major difference: Disturbia has a flaming bag of dogshit that is noticeably absent from Hitchcock’s version. Not that you should read anything into that. Also, Grace Kelly has been replaced by a skinny teenage girl and an iPod. David Morse is, as always, extremely menacing. He frightens us. Somebody make him leave Shia and Dr. House alone. (IMDb)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/44/commentary-disturbia/feed1The Film Pigs just can’t get enough of that charming Shia LaBeouf! This time he stars as an impulse-control challenged and slightly pervy teenager under house arrest in this modern take on Hitchcock’s classic Rear Window.The Film Pigs just can't get enough of that charming Shia LaBeouf! This time he stars as an impulse-control challenged and slightly pervy teenager under house arrest in this modern take on Hitchcock's classic Rear Window. Major difference: Disturbia has a flaming bag of dogshit that is noticeably absent from Hitchcock's version. Not that you should read anything into that. Also, Grace Kelly has been replaced by a skinny teenage girl and an iPod. David Morse is, as always, extremely menacing. He frightens us. Somebody make him leave Shia and Dr. House alone. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:46:2244MOVIE COMMENTARY: Christmas Fireplace (2007)http://www.filmpigs.com/41/dvd-commentary-christmas-fireplace-2007
http://www.filmpigs.com/41/dvd-commentary-christmas-fireplace-2007#commentsSat, 22 Dec 2007 23:10:01 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/wordpressTest/?p=41The Film Pigs spread holiday cheer with this very special DVD commentary. Snatched up in the festive shopping madness at Burbank’s finest Kmart, marvel as the Pigs learn the true meaning of the holidays while they triple-fist booze and make inappropriate remarks about Famke Janssen. Truly, a Christmas miracle! Asbestos cookies! (IMDb) SPECIAL NOTE: Instructions … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Christmas Fireplace (2007)→

]]>The Film Pigs spread holiday cheer with this very special DVD commentary. Snatched up in the festive shopping madness at Burbank’s finest Kmart, marvel as the Pigs learn the true meaning of the holidays while they triple-fist booze and make inappropriate remarks about Famke Janssen. Truly, a Christmas miracle! Asbestos cookies! (IMDb)

SPECIAL NOTE: Instructions for syncing playback to this commentary are included during the recording. Everybody try not to swarm Kmart all at once.

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/41/dvd-commentary-christmas-fireplace-2007/feed2The Film Pigs spread holiday cheer with this very special DVD commentary. Snatched up in the festive shopping madness at Burbank’s finest Kmart, marvel as the Pigs learn the true meaning of the holidays while they triple-fist booze and make inappropria...The Film Pigs spread holiday cheer with this very special DVD commentary. Snatched up in the festive shopping madness at Burbank's finest Kmart, marvel as the Pigs learn the true meaning of the holidays while they triple-fist booze and make inappropriate remarks about Famke Janssen. Truly, a Christmas miracle! Asbestos cookies! SPECIAL NOTE: Instructions for syncing playback to this commentary are included during the recording. Everybody try not to swarm Kmart all at once.Film Pigsyes1:08:5041MOVIE COMMENTARY: Transformers (2007)http://www.filmpigs.com/39/dvd-commentary-transformers-2007
http://www.filmpigs.com/39/dvd-commentary-transformers-2007#respondWed, 05 Dec 2007 04:50:01 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/wordpressTest/?p=39Normally this would be where we make fun of the movie’s tagline – something like “Transformers: Their War. Our World. Complete Waste Of Your Time.” – but holy f*ck, this thing is so dull it saps strength even after its running time concludes. Somehow, a movie has been made about giant robots covered in sharp … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Transformers (2007)→

]]>Normally this would be where we make fun of the movie’s tagline – something like “Transformers: Their War. Our World. Complete Waste Of Your Time.” – but holy f*ck, this thing is so dull it saps strength even after its running time concludes. Somehow, a movie has been made about giant robots covered in sharp spinning objects that turn into cars and jets and back into robots while they’re fighting that’s about as compelling as changing your cell phone’s battery. It’s the mechanical-man-in-conflict version of Paul Haggis’ “Crash” – but with more believable commentary on race relations and road safety. Michael Bay has finally succeeded in stripping the very last shred of humanity from his films, perhaps hoping that his robotic overlords will finally let him leave planet earth. Which, apparently, is a pretty cool place to “kick it.” (IMDb)

BONUS: For the first time ever, the Film Pigs screw up the DVD playback and ruin the commentary!

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/39/dvd-commentary-transformers-2007/feed0Normally this would be where we make fun of the movie’s tagline – something like “Transformers: Their War. Our World. Complete Waste Of Your Time.” – but holy f*ck, this thing is so dull it saps strength even after its running time concludes. Somehow,Normally this would be where we make fun of the movie's tagline - something like "Transformers: Their War. Our World. Complete Waste Of Your Time." - but holy f*ck, this thing is so dull it saps strength even after its running time concludes. Somehow, a movie has been made about giant robots covered in sharp spinning objects that turn into cars and jets and back into robots while they're fighting that's about as compelling as changing your cell phone's battery. It's the mechanical-man-in-conflict version of Paul Haggis' "Crash" - but with more believable commentary on race relations and road safety. Michael Bay has finally succeeded in stripping the very last shred of humanity from his films, perhaps hoping that his robotic overlords will finally let him leave planet earth. Which, apparently, is a pretty cool place to "kick it." BONUS: For the first time ever, the Film Pigs screw up the DVD playback and ruin the commentary! TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes2:27:3539MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Reaping (2007)http://www.filmpigs.com/37/commentary-thereaping
http://www.filmpigs.com/37/commentary-thereaping#respondWed, 31 Oct 2007 08:01:01 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/wordpressTest/?p=37Having secured the coveted early spring release window, one would have thought 2007’s The Reaping would have become an instant classic. I mean, you’ve got a gritty biblical horror starring Academy-award winning actress Hilary Swank who last wowed audiences in 2004’s “The Bourne Supremacy” – what could go wrong? One thing is for sure: if … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Reaping (2007)→

]]>Having secured the coveted early spring release window, one would have thought 2007’s The Reaping would have become an instant classic. I mean, you’ve got a gritty biblical horror starring Academy-award winning actress Hilary Swank who last wowed audiences in 2004’s “The Bourne Supremacy” – what could go wrong? One thing is for sure: if you travel to a small southern town to debunk biblical plagues, stay away from the mumbly Liam Neeson-Elvis guy and all small blonde girls who are probably possessed by the devil. Or just have really bad ADD or something. What hath God wrought? Boredom. (IMDb)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/37/commentary-thereaping/feed0Having secured the coveted early spring release window, one would have thought 2007’s The Reaping would have become an instant classic. I mean, you’ve got a gritty biblical horror starring Academy-award winning actress Hilary Swank who last wowed audie...Having secured the coveted early spring release window, one would have thought 2007's The Reaping would have become an instant classic. I mean, you've got a gritty biblical horror starring Academy-award winning actress Hilary Swank who last wowed audiences in 2004's "The Bourne Supremacy" - what could go wrong? One thing is for sure: if you travel to a small southern town to debunk biblical plagues, stay away from the mumbly Liam Neeson-Elvis guy and all small blonde girls who are probably possessed by the devil. Or just have really bad ADD or something. What hath God wrought? Boredom. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:39:1137MOVIE COMMENTARY: Torque (2004)http://www.filmpigs.com/35/dvd-commentary-torque-2004
http://www.filmpigs.com/35/dvd-commentary-torque-2004#commentsMon, 01 Oct 2007 04:01:01 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/wordpressTest/?p=35Combining the subtle nuances of “The Fast And The Furious” with the drum-tight structure of “Timerider”, Torque feels much longer than it’s running time of 84 minutes. Some people might consider that quality filmmaking – others might use it to interrorgate enemy combatants in secret prisons. Either way, Torque’s timeless message is clear: motorcycles are, … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Torque (2004)→

]]>Combining the subtle nuances of “The Fast And The Furious” with the drum-tight structure of “Timerider”, Torque feels much longer than it’s running time of 84 minutes. Some people might consider that quality filmmaking – others might use it to interrorgate enemy combatants in secret prisons. Either way, Torque’s timeless message is clear: motorcycles are, like, cool and stuff! Radical! (IMDb)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/35/dvd-commentary-torque-2004/feed1Combining the subtle nuances of “The Fast And The Furious” with the drum-tight structure of “Timerider”, Torque feels much longer than it’s running time of 84 minutes. Some people might consider that quality filmmaking – others might use it to interror...Combining the subtle nuances of "The Fast And The Furious" with the drum-tight structure of "Timerider", Torque feels much longer than it's running time of 84 minutes. Some people might consider that quality filmmaking - others might use it to interrorgate enemy combatants in secret prisons. Either way, Torque's timeless message is clear: motorcycles are, like, cool and stuff! Radical! TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:26:2635MOVIE COMMENTARY: Audition (1999)http://www.filmpigs.com/30/dvd-commentary-audition-1999
http://www.filmpigs.com/30/dvd-commentary-audition-1999#respondSun, 18 Mar 2007 02:48:01 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/wordpressTest/?p=30Holding a fake movie audition in order to find a new wife seems reasonable enough – I mean, how else are you supposed to meet women? MySpace? Unfortunately for the Film Pigs, our guy forgets the cardinal rule of dating: Never pick up the girl with fetishes for needles, piano wire, and keeping mutilated guys … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Audition (1999)→

]]>Holding a fake movie audition in order to find a new wife seems reasonable enough – I mean, how else are you supposed to meet women? MySpace? Unfortunately for the Film Pigs, our guy forgets the cardinal rule of dating: Never pick up the girl with fetishes for needles, piano wire, and keeping mutilated guys in a big sack. Happy endings: 0. Puke in dog dish: 1. (IMDb)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/30/dvd-commentary-audition-1999/feed0Holding a fake movie audition in order to find a new wife seems reasonable enough – I mean, how else are you supposed to meet women? MySpace? Unfortunately for the Film Pigs, our guy forgets the cardinal rule of dating: Never pick up the girl with feti...Holding a fake movie audition in order to find a new wife seems reasonable enough - I mean, how else are you supposed to meet women? MySpace? Unfortunately for the Film Pigs, our guy forgets the cardinal rule of dating: Never pick up the girl with fetishes for needles, piano wire, and keeping mutilated guys in a big sack. Happy endings: 0. Puke in dog dish: 1. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:57:1830MOVIE COMMENTARY: Crank (2006)http://www.filmpigs.com/26/dvd-commentary-crank-2006
http://www.filmpigs.com/26/dvd-commentary-crank-2006#respondTue, 27 Feb 2007 06:01:01 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/wordpressTest/?p=26Crank is quite possibly the best movie ever made about a guy injected with a lethal dose of poison who goes on a rampage against his enemies but takes time out to bang Amy Smart in front of a crowd in Chinatown before falling to his death out of a helicopter. No one with any … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Crank (2006)→

]]>Crank is quite possibly the best movie ever made about a guy injected with a lethal dose of poison who goes on a rampage against his enemies but takes time out to bang Amy Smart in front of a crowd in Chinatown before falling to his death out of a helicopter. No one with any sense of moral decency or concern over the decline of our civilization should see this movie. It is that awesome. Girls in plastic bubbles: at least 3. Redeeming qualities: 0. (IMDb)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/26/dvd-commentary-crank-2006/feed0Crank is quite possibly the best movie ever made about a guy injected with a lethal dose of poison who goes on a rampage against his enemies but takes time out to bang Amy Smart in front of a crowd in Chinatown before falling to his death out of a heli...Crank is quite possibly the best movie ever made about a guy injected with a lethal dose of poison who goes on a rampage against his enemies but takes time out to bang Amy Smart in front of a crowd in Chinatown before falling to his death out of a helicopter. No one with any sense of moral decency or concern over the decline of our civilization should see this movie. It is that awesome. Girls in plastic bubbles: at least 3. Redeeming qualities: 0. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:28:0426MOVIE COMMENTARY: Invasion U.S.A. (1985)http://www.filmpigs.com/21/dvd-commentary-invasion-usa-1985
http://www.filmpigs.com/21/dvd-commentary-invasion-usa-1985#respondFri, 15 Dec 2006 06:01:01 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/wordpressTest/?p=21It’s beginning to look a lot like Norris! The Film Pigs celebrate the season with the festive holiday picture “Invasion U.S.A.” With the fierce demeanor of an indifferent koala, Chuck Norris saves America from the poorly-thought-out machinations of a Soviet terrorist and his band of extras from “The Warriors” with an empty, massive-stroke-like gaze and … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Invasion U.S.A. (1985)→

]]>It’s beginning to look a lot like Norris! The Film Pigs celebrate the season with the festive holiday picture “Invasion U.S.A.” With the fierce demeanor of an indifferent koala, Chuck Norris saves America from the poorly-thought-out machinations of a Soviet terrorist and his band of extras from “The Warriors” with an empty, massive-stroke-like gaze and at least two kicks thrown by Norris himself. Once again, Chuck reaffirms the open-button shirt tucked neatly into your pants that is Freedom and the dense thicket of beard of Liberty for us all. Plus, holiday well-wishes to our fans. (IMDb)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/21/dvd-commentary-invasion-usa-1985/feed0It’s beginning to look a lot like Norris! The Film Pigs celebrate the season with the festive holiday picture “Invasion U.S.A.” With the fierce demeanor of an indifferent koala, Chuck Norris saves America from the poorly-thought-out machinations of a S...It's beginning to look a lot like Norris! The Film Pigs celebrate the season with the festive holiday picture "Invasion U.S.A." With the fierce demeanor of an indifferent koala, Chuck Norris saves America from the poorly-thought-out machinations of a Soviet terrorist and his band of extras from "The Warriors" with an empty, massive-stroke-like gaze and at least two kicks thrown by Norris himself. Once again, Chuck reaffirms the open-button shirt tucked neatly into your pants that is Freedom and the dense thicket of beard of Liberty for us all. Plus, holiday well-wishes to our fans. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:51:0021MOVIE COMMENTARY: Silent Hill (2006)http://www.filmpigs.com/17/dvd-commentary-silent-hill-2006
http://www.filmpigs.com/17/dvd-commentary-silent-hill-2006#respondMon, 16 Oct 2006 04:01:01 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/wordpressTest/?p=17What Halloween would be complete without an awkward video-game-to-movie translation? Watch in horror as a concerned mother deals with her child’s terrible nightmares about a town called “Silent Hill” by putting her daughter in the car and maniacally crashing it into a town called “Silent Hill.” For some reason, this makes the child run away … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Silent Hill (2006)→

]]>What Halloween would be complete without an awkward video-game-to-movie translation? Watch in horror as a concerned mother deals with her child’s terrible nightmares about a town called “Silent Hill” by putting her daughter in the car and maniacally crashing it into a town called “Silent Hill.” For some reason, this makes the child run away from her mother, seeking comfort from the town’s compliment of shambling ash babies. 2 hour movie. 20 minute expository ending. 5 minutes of good gore. 1 Strippercop. PLUS, guest commentator Pamela Ribon delays a very important phone call to join us in anticipation of Scary Cakes! (IMDb)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/17/dvd-commentary-silent-hill-2006/feed0What Halloween would be complete without an awkward video-game-to-movie translation? Watch in horror as a concerned mother deals with her child’s terrible nightmares about a town called “Silent Hill” by putting her daughter in the car and maniacally cr...What Halloween would be complete without an awkward video-game-to-movie translation? Watch in horror as a concerned mother deals with her child's terrible nightmares about a town called "Silent Hill" by putting her daughter in the car and maniacally crashing it into a town called "Silent Hill." For some reason, this makes the child run away from her mother, seeking comfort from the town's compliment of shambling ash babies. 2 hour movie. 20 minute expository ending. 5 minutes of good gore. 1 Strippercop. PLUS, guest commentator Pamela Ribon delays a very important phone call to join us in anticipation of Scary Cakes! TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes2:05:3117MOVIE COMMENTARY: Hostel (2005)http://www.filmpigs.com/14/dvd-commentary-hostel-2005
http://www.filmpigs.com/14/dvd-commentary-hostel-2005#respondTue, 05 Sep 2006 05:30:01 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/wordpressTest/?p=14Ah, scenic Europe. The Old World charm, the cultural sophistication, the endless barrage of titty and gore. Truly, this is a Very Important Movie with a Timeless Message. That message: everyone in Europe wants to brutally murder anybody under 30 who’s wearing a backpack. They’re especially interested in poorly drawn characters of 2-dimensions or less … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Hostel (2005)→

]]>Ah, scenic Europe. The Old World charm, the cultural sophistication, the endless barrage of titty and gore. Truly, this is a Very Important Movie with a Timeless Message. That message: everyone in Europe wants to brutally murder anybody under 30 who’s wearing a backpack. They’re especially interested in poorly drawn characters of 2-dimensions or less who have wasted about 40 minutes on “character development” (meaning, lots of ‘what the?’ reactions to bare breasts and calling everything else ‘gay’) before the first drop of blood is seen. (IMDb)

SPECIAL NOTE: This commentary is for the Unrated Widescreen Cut DVD. According to the DVD jacket – “SickER and MORE Twisted Unrated”. TV’s Daniel Blau guest-comments and enjoys pizza rolls fresh from the oven!

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/14/dvd-commentary-hostel-2005/feed0Ah, scenic Europe. The Old World charm, the cultural sophistication, the endless barrage of titty and gore. Truly, this is a Very Important Movie with a Timeless Message. That message: everyone in Europe wants to brutally murder anybody under 30 who’s ...Ah, scenic Europe. The Old World charm, the cultural sophistication, the endless barrage of titty and gore. Truly, this is a Very Important Movie with a Timeless Message. That message: everyone in Europe wants to brutally murder anybody under 30 who's wearing a backpack. They're especially interested in poorly drawn characters of 2-dimensions or less who have wasted about 40 minutes on "character development" (meaning, lots of 'what the?' reactions to bare breasts and calling everything else 'gay') before the first drop of blood is seen. SPECIAL NOTE: This commentary is for the Unrated Widescreen Cut DVD. According to the DVD jacket - "SickER and MORE Twisted Unrated". TV's Daniel Blau guest-comments and enjoys pizza rolls fresh from the oven! TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:33:3514MOVIE COMMENTARY: Brokeback Mountain (2005)http://www.filmpigs.com/13/dvd-commentary-brokeback-mountain-2005
http://www.filmpigs.com/13/dvd-commentary-brokeback-mountain-2005#respondMon, 05 Jun 2006 05:30:01 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/wordpressTest/?p=13No pun intended, but being a gay cowboy is really hard. Especially when you’ve only got a couple of camping trips to try and generate some kind of meaningful relationship with a guy who mumbles worse than Brando. Seriously, can anybody understand what the hell Heath Ledger is saying? Was it just a big misunderstanding? … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Brokeback Mountain (2005)→

]]>No pun intended, but being a gay cowboy is really hard. Especially when you’ve only got a couple of camping trips to try and generate some kind of meaningful relationship with a guy who mumbles worse than Brando. Seriously, can anybody understand what the hell Heath Ledger is saying? Was it just a big misunderstanding? Did he really only want Jake Gyllenhaal’s dry cleaning? And where the hell was the posse? We thought this was a western. Even a gay western should have a posse. (IMDb)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/13/dvd-commentary-brokeback-mountain-2005/feed0No pun intended, but being a gay cowboy is really hard. Especially when you’ve only got a couple of camping trips to try and generate some kind of meaningful relationship with a guy who mumbles worse than Brando. Seriously,No pun intended, but being a gay cowboy is really hard. Especially when you've only got a couple of camping trips to try and generate some kind of meaningful relationship with a guy who mumbles worse than Brando. Seriously, can anybody understand what the hell Heath Ledger is saying? Was it just a big misunderstanding? Did he really only want Jake Gyllenhaal's dry cleaning? And where the hell was the posse? We thought this was a western. Even a gay western should have a posse. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes2:15:1613MOVIE COMMENTARY: Crash (2004)http://www.filmpigs.com/12/dvd-commentary-crash-2004
http://www.filmpigs.com/12/dvd-commentary-crash-2004#respondThu, 20 Apr 2006 06:01:01 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/wordpressTest/?p=12To call this movie ham-fisted would be an insult to the depth and subtlety you get from ham-fistedness. From its opening scene, Crash blunders through an endless series of tired racial stereotypes and preachy clichés like a fat kid in an oversized pair of moon boots, ultimately concluding that everyone on earth is not only … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Crash (2004)→

]]>To call this movie ham-fisted would be an insult to the depth and subtlety you get from ham-fistedness. From its opening scene, Crash blunders through an endless series of tired racial stereotypes and preachy clichés like a fat kid in an oversized pair of moon boots, ultimately concluding that everyone on earth is not only racist but also an incompetent motorist. Best Picture 2006? What the fuck, America? And would somebody please get Thandie Newton a God-damn sandwich? (IMDb)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/12/dvd-commentary-crash-2004/feed0To call this movie ham-fisted would be an insult to the depth and subtlety you get from ham-fistedness. From its opening scene, Crash blunders through an endless series of tired racial stereotypes and preachy clichés like a fat kid in an oversized pair...To call this movie ham-fisted would be an insult to the depth and subtlety you get from ham-fistedness. From its opening scene, Crash blunders through an endless series of tired racial stereotypes and preachy clichés like a fat kid in an oversized pair of moon boots, ultimately concluding that everyone on earth is not only racist but also an incompetent motorist. Best Picture 2006? What the fuck, America? And would somebody please get Thandie Newton a God-damn sandwich? TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:52:3512MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Outsiders (1983)http://www.filmpigs.com/11/dvd-commentary-the-outsiders-1983
http://www.filmpigs.com/11/dvd-commentary-the-outsiders-1983#respondSun, 12 Feb 2006 19:01:01 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/wordpressTest/?p=11The Film Pigs sit down with S.E. Hinton’s classic tale of cuddle-prone and generally shirtless street punks on the run for the self-defense murder of an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog model. Hugs! (IMDb) SPECIAL NOTE: This commentary is for “The Outsiders – The Complete Novel (Two-Disc Special Edition)” DVD – not the theatrical release. Special … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Outsiders (1983)→

]]>The Film Pigs sit down with S.E. Hinton’s classic tale of cuddle-prone and generally shirtless street punks on the run for the self-defense murder of an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog model. Hugs! (IMDb)

SPECIAL NOTE: This commentary is for “The Outsiders – The Complete Novel (Two-Disc Special Edition)” DVD – not the theatrical release. Special features include deleted scenes and an all-new score, which sounds like the same 8-bars of surf music repeated incessantly. It’s so inappropriate for the movie we thought it was going to give our first guest commentator, Pamela Ribon, a heart attack or something.

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/11/dvd-commentary-the-outsiders-1983/feed0The Film Pigs sit down with S.E. Hinton’s classic tale of cuddle-prone and generally shirtless street punks on the run for the self-defense murder of an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog model. Hugs! (IMDb) SPECIAL NOTE: This commentary is for “The Outsiders...The Film Pigs sit down with S.E. Hinton's classic tale of cuddle-prone and generally shirtless street punks on the run for the self-defense murder of an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog model. Hugs! SPECIAL NOTE: This commentary is for "The Outsiders - The Complete Novel (Two-Disc Special Edition)" DVD - not the theatrical release. Special features include deleted scenes and an all-new score, which sounds like the same 8-bars of surf music repeated incessantly. It's so inappropriate for the movie we thought it was going to give our first guest commentator, Pamela Ribon, a heart attack or something. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:54:2711MOVIE COMMENTARY: It’s A Wonderful Life (1946)http://www.filmpigs.com/10/dvd-commentary-its-a-wonderful-life-1946
http://www.filmpigs.com/10/dvd-commentary-its-a-wonderful-life-1946#respondFri, 23 Dec 2005 23:30:01 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/wordpressTest/?p=10Is it just us or is “Pottersville,” the version of Bedford Falls where George Bailey never existed, the most AWESOME PLACE EVER?!!! It’s got neon lights, dance halls, and titty bars galore! For some reason George thinks life is better without those things, which makes him a douche bag. Pay attention to how much EVERYBODY … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: It’s A Wonderful Life (1946)→

]]>Is it just us or is “Pottersville,” the version of Bedford Falls where George Bailey never existed, the most AWESOME PLACE EVER?!!! It’s got neon lights, dance halls, and titty bars galore! For some reason George thinks life is better without those things, which makes him a douche bag. Pay attention to how much EVERYBODY in Bedford Falls drinks, even the endless stream of extras, and you’ll realize the reason it’s a wonderful life is alcoholism. And remember, what happens in Pottersville stays in Pottersville… (IMDb)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/10/dvd-commentary-its-a-wonderful-life-1946/feed0Is it just us or is “Pottersville,” the version of Bedford Falls where George Bailey never existed, the most AWESOME PLACE EVER?!!! It’s got neon lights, dance halls, and titty bars galore! For some reason George thinks life is better without those thi...Is it just us or is "Pottersville," the version of Bedford Falls where George Bailey never existed, the most AWESOME PLACE EVER?!!! It's got neon lights, dance halls, and titty bars galore! For some reason George thinks life is better without those things, which makes him a douche bag. Pay attention to how much EVERYBODY in Bedford Falls drinks, even the endless stream of extras, and you'll realize the reason it's a wonderful life is alcoholism. And remember, what happens in Pottersville stays in Pottersville... TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes2:10:3110MOVIE COMMENTARY: Saw (2004)http://www.filmpigs.com/9/commentary-saw
http://www.filmpigs.com/9/commentary-saw#respondMon, 31 Oct 2005 08:01:00 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/wordpressTest/?p=9For a movie called “Saw,” there is an alarming lack of “sawing” – of arms, legs, heads, wooden planks, trees, anything. However, there is plenty of terrifying acting from Carey Elwwwwwwes, who spends most of the movie in a life-or-death struggle with his accent. Plus, there is the obligatory pointless twist ending that paves the … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Saw (2004)→

]]>For a movie called “Saw,” there is an alarming lack of “sawing” – of arms, legs, heads, wooden planks, trees, anything. However, there is plenty of terrifying acting from Carey Elwwwwwwes, who spends most of the movie in a life-or-death struggle with his accent. Plus, there is the obligatory pointless twist ending that paves the way for “Saw II,” which will hopefully deliver on the gore “Saw” only teases us with. (IMDb)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/9/commentary-saw/feed0For a movie called “Saw,” there is an alarming lack of “sawing” – of arms, legs, heads, wooden planks, trees, anything. However, there is plenty of terrifying acting from Carey Elwwwwwwes, who spends most of the movie in a life-or-death struggle with h...For a movie called "Saw," there is an alarming lack of "sawing" - of arms, legs, heads, wooden planks, trees, anything. However, there is plenty of terrifying acting from Carey Elwwwwwwes, who spends most of the movie in a life-or-death struggle with his accent. Plus, there is the obligatory pointless twist ending that paves the way for "Saw II," which will hopefully deliver on the gore "Saw" only teases us with. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:43:079MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Passion Of The Christ (2004)http://www.filmpigs.com/8/8
http://www.filmpigs.com/8/8#commentsTue, 04 Oct 2005 04:00:00 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/wordpressTest/?p=8We are going to hell. Which should be more fun than watching this movie. The Bible is really confusing. (IMDb) TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/8/8/feed2We are going to hell. Which should be more fun than watching this movie. The Bible is really confusing. (IMDb) TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).We are going to hell. Which should be more fun than watching this movie. The Bible is really confusing. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes2:06:318MOVIE COMMENTARY: Hitch (2005)http://www.filmpigs.com/7/dvd-commentary-hitch-2005
http://www.filmpigs.com/7/dvd-commentary-hitch-2005#respondThu, 01 Sep 2005 19:01:00 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/wordpressTest/?p=7There is a moment in this movie where an indignant Will Smith berates Eva Mendes for criticizing his job as a “date doctor” by making the point that women are too stupid and shallow to recognize the true qualities of a man. Therefore, men are justified in crafting elaborate lies in order to falsely win … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: Hitch (2005)→

]]>There is a moment in this movie where an indignant Will Smith berates Eva Mendes for criticizing his job as a “date doctor” by making the point that women are too stupid and shallow to recognize the true qualities of a man. Therefore, men are justified in crafting elaborate lies in order to falsely win their affections. And she eventually agrees with him! Hilarious. There are also numerous jokes highlighting Kevin James’ awkwardness. All totally subtle. (IMDb)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/7/dvd-commentary-hitch-2005/feed0There is a moment in this movie where an indignant Will Smith berates Eva Mendes for criticizing his job as a “date doctor” by making the point that women are too stupid and shallow to recognize the true qualities of a man. Therefore,There is a moment in this movie where an indignant Will Smith berates Eva Mendes for criticizing his job as a "date doctor" by making the point that women are too stupid and shallow to recognize the true qualities of a man. Therefore, men are justified in crafting elaborate lies in order to falsely win their affections. And she eventually agrees with him! Hilarious. There are also numerous jokes highlighting Kevin James' awkwardness. All totally subtle. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:58:207MOVIE COMMENTARY: Meet The Fockers (2004)http://www.filmpigs.com/6/dvd-commentary-meet-the-fockers-2004
http://www.filmpigs.com/6/dvd-commentary-meet-the-fockers-2004#respondMon, 11 Jul 2005 02:51:00 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/wordpressTest/?p=6And you thought previous performances from DeNiro and Stiller were embarrassing. The Film Pigs stagger through the most contrived screwball-family-comedy-barely-disguised-as-an- excuse-for-poop-jokes movie starring actors whose performances used to matter. Lifetime gross: $279 million. Why, America? Why? (IMDb) TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/6/dvd-commentary-meet-the-fockers-2004/feed0And you thought previous performances from DeNiro and Stiller were embarrassing. The Film Pigs stagger through the most contrived screwball-family-comedy-barely-disguised-as-an- excuse-for-poop-jokes movie starring actors whose performances used to mat...And you thought previous performances from DeNiro and Stiller were embarrassing. The Film Pigs stagger through the most contrived screwball-family-comedy-barely-disguised-as-an- excuse-for-poop-jokes movie starring actors whose performances used to matter. Lifetime gross: $279 million. Why, America? Why? TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:55:076MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Day After Tomorrow (2004)http://www.filmpigs.com/5/dvd-commentary-the-day-after-tomorrow-2004
http://www.filmpigs.com/5/dvd-commentary-the-day-after-tomorrow-2004#commentsMon, 06 Jun 2005 08:56:00 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/wordpressTest/?p=5The Film Pigs learn an important lesson about the environment in an action-thriller-blockbuster that, after a great first hour of destruction, combines the excitement of a summit on global warming with the pulse-pounding adventure of Dennis Quaid walking! In snowshoes! (IMDb) TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 … Continue reading MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Day After Tomorrow (2004)→

]]>The Film Pigs learn an important lesson about the environment in an action-thriller-blockbuster that, after a great first hour of destruction, combines the excitement of a summit on global warming with the pulse-pounding adventure of Dennis Quaid walking! In snowshoes! (IMDb)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/5/dvd-commentary-the-day-after-tomorrow-2004/feed1The Film Pigs learn an important lesson about the environment in an action-thriller-blockbuster that, after a great first hour of destruction, combines the excitement of a summit on global warming with the pulse-pounding adventure of Dennis Quaid walki...The Film Pigs learn an important lesson about the environment in an action-thriller-blockbuster that, after a great first hour of destruction, combines the excitement of a summit on global warming with the pulse-pounding adventure of Dennis Quaid walking! In snowshoes! TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes2:03:175MOVIE COMMENTARY: The Grudge (2004)http://www.filmpigs.com/4/the-grudge-2004
http://www.filmpigs.com/4/the-grudge-2004#respondTue, 26 Apr 2005 00:22:01 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/wordpressTest/?p=4When someone dies in a state of rage, a grudge is born. When the Film Pigs are forced to watch a PG-13 horror movie, aggravation is born. (IMDb) TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/4/the-grudge-2004/feed0When someone dies in a state of rage, a grudge is born. When the Film Pigs are forced to watch a PG-13 horror movie, aggravation is born. (IMDb) TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).When someone dies in a state of rage, a grudge is born. When the Film Pigs are forced to watch a PG-13 horror movie, aggravation is born. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes1:31:154MOVIE COMMENTARY: Star Wars Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999)http://www.filmpigs.com/3/star-wars-episode-i-the-phantom-menace-1999
http://www.filmpigs.com/3/star-wars-episode-i-the-phantom-menace-1999#respondMon, 25 Apr 2005 00:22:02 +0000http://www.filmpigs.com/wordpressTest/?p=3Feel the power of the Force as it lulls the Film Pigs into a state of continuous hatred for the awful, awful mess that is George Lucas’ less-than- pedestrian follow up to the classic sci-fi trilogy. (IMDb) TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>Feel the power of the Force as it lulls the Film Pigs into a state of continuous hatred for the awful, awful mess that is George Lucas’ less-than- pedestrian follow up to the classic sci-fi trilogy. (IMDb)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).

]]>http://www.filmpigs.com/3/star-wars-episode-i-the-phantom-menace-1999/feed0Feel the power of the Force as it lulls the Film Pigs into a state of continuous hatred for the awful, awful mess that is George Lucas’ less-than- pedestrian follow up to the classic sci-fi trilogy. (IMDb) TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 s...Feel the power of the Force as it lulls the Film Pigs into a state of continuous hatred for the awful, awful mess that is George Lucas' less-than- pedestrian follow up to the classic sci-fi trilogy. TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie (chapter 1 for DVD/BD).Film Pigsyes2:16:003