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Tumblrin Down the Devil's Hole: BrodyHickson
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Chelis

What happens when you try to be edgy as possible on tumblr? you end up sounding like your average tumblr user.

The edge after the break.

To start things off:

Now, Who is BrodyHickson? Well, He/She/Xir did not give us a complete back story with their "-kin and trigger" list, but was kind enough to give us a quote:

Normally a blog like this would not bring up the attention of anyone: until he dropped a wish on everyone after the disaster that was Dashcon:

Now, there are people butthurt saying "Bronies are gross XDXD", but when you are advocating the death of a entire group of people, it tends to have some backlash.

Clearly people were not happy about his/her/xir statement, and when called for it: he resorted to the tried and true method of "I was making a joke guys!"

i was just kidding guyzzz!!!

Now there had been instances where Tumblr users sent hateful anon asks to them to show how "Bronies are sexist, misogynistic, homophobic, trans-national etc etc". Did BrodyHickson do it?

Remember kids: Murder is alright, as long as its not with racism.

Oh hey, the anti-brony circlejerk arrived, and they brought their echo chamber with them!

BrodyHickson did not stop the edge train at the fandom. He moved on to Zygote Lauren Faust and her parents.

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Final Verdict: This was probably a troll account. Lets be honest: the real anti male fan who like pone tumblr circlejerk REALLY don't want to murder bronies in public right?

The lack of self-awareness is strong in this one

*Due to the backlog of blogs that have to be done, submissions are closed. I mean look at this thing: All these people have dedicated their time to "Bring down bronies" by complaining and reblogging each other*

So I heard some word that you're going to make an article about my blog. As much as I hate seeing the jackasses that follow me are now suddenly defending the blog from you, I fully support that. And this article and future articles you will make.

-Mod Sly of TheShitBroniesDo (The blog will most likely die and remain inactive)

There are plenty of bronies that still like to use "brony." As far as I can tell, outside of /mlp/, only some of the "bronies" on tumblr seem to care so much about "brony."

I mean, fuck, it's gotten to the point on that shit website where the people who hate bronies that "take the fandom too seriously" are now in full turn taking bronies and the fandom too seriously themselves.

Autism goes both ways, and for a long time now.

It's spergs like this knobhead that have made brony-hating way more autistic than obsessing over candy colored cartoon mares.Like for instance, dragondicks (and the rest of that chunk of social justice cancer for that matter) is such a spaz for bronies that she makes some rambling hate post at least once a day about them. She is the reason mulp of ol' "fuck-no-MLP" fame quit making fun of bronies: try-hards looking just as bad if not worse than the people they're making fun of, and all the while, showing ZERO self-awareness of how retarded they look to others.

2. I don't like asshats that make it a "second coming" scenario that apparently gives them entitlement over others.

3. I fucking can't stand attention-seeking haters that believe their words actually mean something. The only people that love your ego are you, and... that ugly fuck in the mirror you stare at. That's where the rage comes from!

All right, I'm going to say it: There are a lot of writer's here on HN who are mediocre at best, and Chelis (as well as his not-so-secret alt penname on here), are one of them. As someone has already brought up, his writing from a technical standpoint is sub-par. Granted, I'm not a perfect writer, but I'm also not a supposed "journalist' and fanfic "author". But I digress...

His articles consist of the same shit that essentially ridicules and berates people he is no better from. Then he lauds himself as some Jesus because he posts personal images/names/information about other people an then is legitimately surprised and majorly butthurt when people do the same to him. I'm not defending the "big bad mean sjw antibrony bullies from tumblr", but dude, you reap what you sow.

Oh, when he's not concealing his huge boner for Strumpet.

But speaking from within the brony fandom, Chelis is one of those people who doesn't shut the fuck up, still, about Final Draft, Pinkie Pony, and dropping the spaghetti to the point that reading anything he writes is pretty tedious. It's people like this that make the spooky "anti-brony menace" like... well, let me put it this way: Imagine you had to drink one of two cups of piss. One cup was regular/"healthy" piss, the other one was from somebody who had been fasting for a week on asparagus and coffee.

The type of people in this fandom, like this "reporter", are the cup of asparagus and coffee piss, and if given the choice, at rather drink normal piss.