Jurassic Park! Banta went to see the movie Jurassic Park, which was running to packed houses in Chandigarh. One of the shots showed the dinosaurs running directly towards the audience and Banta lowered in his seat. Seeing his state, his friend, Santa asked, Kyon, kya baat hai? Dar kyoun lag raha hai? Cinema hi hai. (Why, what`s the matter? Why are you afraid? It s only a film.)Banta replied, AAdmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai...lekin voh to jaanwar hai, usko kya kya pata! (I am human and have a mind, I know it s a film...but that is an animal, what does it know!)

One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, What was the name of the ship that crashed into an iceberg? They just made a movie about it. The teacher answered quickly, That would be the Titanic. St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and decided to make the question a little harder, How many people died on the ship? Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie and answered, About 1,500. That--s right! You may enter. St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. Name them.