Chad Kreuter, Dodgers, Cubs, Wrigley Field

Chad Kreuter, Dodgers, Cubs, Wrigley Field

Tom Cruze / Chicago Sun-Times

Memo to players: You make a lot of money, so even if a Cubs fan steals your hat during a game at Wrigley Field, just buy another one. Don't go into the stands after the guy who allegedly took it. If only Chad Kreuter and other Dodgers had followed that advice, they would have saved themselves lots of money in fines and many games missed to suspensions.

Memo to players: You make a lot of money, so even if a Cubs fan steals your hat during a game at Wrigley Field, just buy another one. Don't go into the stands after the guy who allegedly took it. If only Chad Kreuter and other Dodgers had followed that advice, they would have saved themselves lots of money in fines and many games missed to suspensions. (Tom Cruze / Chicago Sun-Times)

Memo to players: You make a lot of money, so even if a Cubs fan steals your hat during a game at Wrigley Field, just buy another one. Don't go into the stands after the guy who allegedly took it. If only Chad Kreuter and other Dodgers had followed that advice, they would have saved themselves lots of money in fines and many games missed to suspensions.