How to Get a Pizza Parka by Pizza Hut

Many Are Asking How to Get a Pizza Parka by Pizza Hut

Are you feeling astronomically lucky, punk? Because that’s probably the only way you’re going to get a pizza parka. Or, if you know somebody on the inside with access to the parkas. I’m sure they’re under strict lock and key. Don’t count on that option. There are only three ways to get your greasy hands on a pizza parka. One way is to win one by placing a Pizza Hut order online or through their mobile app. They will also be giving a select few away to Twitter users. You are required to tweet the pizza and flame emojis on Pizza Hut’s Twitter account. Dang, your dreams are pretty crushed right about now, aren’t they? This promotion is going to increase their sales big time. The contest stops taking entries on the last day of October.

The only other way to get a pizza parka is by buying it from somebody who is lucky enough to win one. You better hope you’re lucky, rich, or somebody who will skip paying rent for a month or two just to get one. I’m sorry if you were excited at the prospect of actually getting to own a Pizza Hut parka. Chances are, you’ll never even see somebody else wearing one in real life. If you do, you’re going to wish you didn’t because you will be full of envy and lust. You’re quite the sinner, I know.

Dang, your dreams are pretty crushed right about now, aren’t they? This promotion is going to increase their sales big time. The only other way to get a pizza parka is by buying it from somebody who is lucky enough to win one. You better hope you’re lucky, rich, or somebody who will skip paying rent for a month or two just to get one. I’m sorry if you were excited at the prospect of actually getting to own a Pizza Hut parka. Chances are, you’ll never even see somebody else wearing one in real life.

If You Get a Pizza Parka, Would You Sell It?

I’m guessing that the lowest price you will be able to get a pizza parka on eBay is $1,899. That’s a conservative estimate. Experts (aka myself), are estimating that they could reach as high as $3,199 in the greedy aftermarket world. Do you have that kind of money to spend on some outerwear? Probably not.

The coat will come equipped with some groovy features. For instance, the inside pocket is shaped like a slice of pizza. There’s a velcro pocket on the arm for storing your cell phone, which Pizza Hut is calling the “easy-ordering window.” But wait, there’s more! There is a special compartment for storing red pepper flakes and parmesan cheese. And, to top it all off, there’s a cloth napkin built into the hood for wiping the grease off your mouth area. I don’t foresee too many people using that option — it could ruin the jacket and lessen its value.