Two Hot Offers to Fans From Two New Porn Starlets

February 20, 2014

In the last week or two a couple different porn starlets have made some very intriguing offers to their fans. In case you missed it and want to get in on the action here they are.

Heidi Van Horny

Okay, before we get to her offer can we all just agree that Heidi Van Horny is maybe the best porn name ever?

Okay, so about her offer. This cute babe from Montreal has only been in the business a month or so and already filmed 10 movies. She is 22 years old and will soon be celebrating her 23rd birthday, which is where her offer comes in.

You see, folks, she wants to celebrate her 23rd by fucking 23 guys and you can be one of them. The event will be broadcast live from a Montreal swingers' club and the dudes selected will be allowed to wear masks to conceal their identity. She has already had over 500 applicants.

To be honest I couldn't exactly figure out how to apply to be one of the lucky 23, but here is a link to her Twitter page (https://twitter.com/HeidiVanHorny), which has a link to her Facebook page, and with that I am sure you can hit her up and make your request to be part of her birthday celebrations.

Christy Mack

Christy Mack is a 22-year-old pornstar who won the 2014 XBIZ award for Most Promising New Starlet. She is also the babe who went on her Twitter account on January 23, 2014, and stated that: "Whoever builds me the best Lego creation to put in my house gets a blowjob."
If you are wondering why I'm teasing you with this now when it happened three weeks ago, well, when she made the statement she also put a submission deadline of March 1, 2014, so you still have time to get in on it.

The initial Tweet was soon deleted and on January 28 she tweeted: "The bj competition is off due to lawyers not liking my twitter content. I think it's because they didn't win the competition." Obviously the Lego lawyers weren't impressed with her usage of their brand's name.

If you are now thinking why I got your hopes up with a March 1 deadline when the competition is now off, well, that is because of one final post she made on the subject that read: "I guess if people want to build something out of colorful, snap together painful to step on, 18+ toys who am I to stop them?" Which leads me to think (and to quote Jim Carrey in "Dumb and Dumber"): "So you're telling me there's a chance?"