Let's try this again -- GWAR needs your help...

"...we were alerted...that one of Mike "Balsac" Derks' guitars was stolen sometime after the August 16 DBX show, at "Flamingo Cantina" in Austin, TX. It's a "Dimebag" Darrell Signature, Washburn Dime 332 electric guitar. There's a picture of the basic model below, but the stolen guitar is black with red lightning bolts. There are only two of these guitars in existence and the other belongs to "Dimebag" Darrell himself. If you know anything about the whereabouts of this guitar, please send an email to webmaster@gwar.net. No questions will be asked if you "find" it and wish to return it."

I know some of you are on eBay quite frequently -- maybe ya'll could keep an eye out and help track down this axe, so Balsac and the other members of GWAR don't have to kill any more humans than necessary. Thanks, people!