No matter what life may throw your way, Angus Beef Patties with Cheese and Bacon will make everything right again.
For more information on how Angus Beef Patties with Cheese and Bacon have changed people's lives visit www.angusbeefpattieswithcheeseandbacon.com

Chris, I really think you are getting too obsessed with this item. You are even more obsessed with them than Luke is with bacon, and that is saying a lot.

2007-11-06

artpaul

I think I would rather Have a Peanut Butter Sandwich.

2007-11-06

devospice

Hey, if he managed to secure corporate sponsorship for his band more power to him. :) By the way, who is the woman with "low self esteem"? It sounds like Maria Bamford.

2007-11-06

Waffleking

It's Moira Quirk. She does voices for cartoons on Nicklodeon but you may have also heard her on the Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd.

2007-11-06

Molakwae

That's the upside of people who have simple pleasures. I mean, if you wan money or all the hot chicks or world domination, sooner or later some (super?) hero/villain comes and foils your plans, leaving you a dejected shadow of your former glory. But this? What are they going to do? Steal your lunch money?

Wait, is this the Hot Waffles, or really a Burger King Commercial which just happens to feature an elf? I liked "Have You Kicked an Emo Kid's Ass", but I like this one even better, guys. I will likely play this song if I ever do a show devoted to food...which if you know me will definately happen! :^)

2007-11-07

DJ Particle

I went looking for ABPwCaB at the local Cub... no dice :( I still have to check Rainbow and Byerly-Lund's

2007-11-08

djseamus

Frankly, I always thought you had to buy the cheese and bacon seperately for your burgers, but thanks to some clever supermarket snooping, (and website wizardry) from Chris Waffle, I guess those days are long gone....college kids are gona love this product. But, seriously, is the group going to change their name to the "Hot Burgers" now or what?

2007-11-08

Waffleking

Seamus, our name actually has little to do with food. See, with our last names being "Waffle" and the ladies always saying we're so "hot", we really had no choice but to call ourselves "Hot Waffles". In any case, I hope you enjoy the song and the burgers for years to come!

2007-11-09

Hurricane

What a wondrous song about tasty eats- Hot Waffles this song is a delectable Treat! ^_^

2007-11-10

rick cormier

Wow! These Angus Beef Patties with Cheese and Bacon are the best thing to ever come along in my life! This wonderful song about Angus Beef Patties with Cheese and Bacon is the second best thing. Thank you, Chris, for showing me the way. Life IS worth living!

2007-11-10

DJ Particle

I just found out that ABPwCaB can only be found in store chains affiliated with Kroger! :( "Private Selection" is a Kroger store brand :(

...no ABPwCaB for me....

2007-11-10

TimRyan

Who are these Cheese and Bacon poeple who are singing with you?
{evil grin}. You see, if you parse the title like some other songs on The Fump, the with indicates additional performers.

2007-11-13

JonnySpazzbourne

This is one of the most ridiculous songs I've ever heard...but still enjoyable. At the FuMP, you can have it YOUR way. (Get it??)

2007-11-25

NakedBrainStudios

mmmmmmmm buuuuurgerrrrr

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