February 02, 2011

Something About JJ.

This. This is what it takes to pull me out of my lazy, blogless, vacationing and fire up the MacBook.

So...JJ did an ad for a Swiss sperm bank.

This ad is fail for so many different reasons, some obvious, some not-so-obvious.

JJ didn't know her face was being used for the ad and the cards have since been pulled.

To add insult to jizz on her face, the ad agency had no idea it was a picture of JJ. They just thought it was a stock picture. Which...funny.

But...if you were going to have a picture trying to encourage men to donate, why would you choose *that* one? JJ clearly looks like your man-juice is making her vomit on your junk.

And let's consider the fact that this is a SWISS sperm bank. Shouldn't you go in there feeling like your protein packets are nice and secure, and, oh, I don't know, not going to spat back in your face?

There's been no word over whether the ad agency will issue a formal apology to JJ. But they should at least send her a pearl necklace to say sorry. Nothing says love like a pearl necklance. Or so many women have been told.

But before we close the loop on this one, let's step for a second and survey the scene: Let's face it, could this have happened to anyone other than JJ? It's just so perfect.

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This. This is what it takes to pull me out of my lazy, blogless, vacationing and fire up the MacBook.

So...JJ did an ad for a Swiss sperm bank.

This ad is fail for so many different reasons, some obvious, some not-so-obvious.

JJ didn't know her face was being used for the ad and the cards have since been pulled.

To add insult to jizz on her face, the ad agency had no idea it was a picture of JJ. They just thought it was a stock picture. Which...funny.

But...if you were going to have a picture trying to encourage men to donate, why would you choose *that* one? JJ clearly looks like your man-juice is making her vomit on your junk.

And let's consider the fact that this is a SWISS sperm bank. Shouldn't you go in there feeling like your protein packets are nice and secure, and, oh, I don't know, not going to spat back in your face?

There's been no word over whether the ad agency will issue a formal apology to JJ. But they should at least send her a pearl necklace to say sorry. Nothing says love like a pearl necklance. Or so many women have been told.

But before we close the loop on this one, let's step for a second and survey the scene: Let's face it, could this have happened to anyone other than JJ? It's just so perfect.