I just want to give everyone fair warning and ample opportunity to prepare yourself for the end of existence as we know it. I know it’s difficult to digest. But please, go home and kiss your loved ones, gather every candle and flashlight you can and don’t forget to stock up on copious amounts of water and canned food (don’t forget the opener!), and tuck your head between your knees and kiss your pixie sticks goodbye.

Jp just ate -not one, but two- bowls of peas for dinner.

I would brush off a pack of ravenous locusts as a fluke before I think there is anything remotely non-life threatening about Jp eating vegetable(s). Multiple bowls of vegetables at that.

But before I go and secure the windows I may just try and give him a fruit…