My then-boyfriend (now husband of 15 years) gifted me with a bottle of Forever Krystle the Christmas of ’88 because his roommate had bought it for his girlfriend. (He’s still a copycat gift-giver to this day.) I HATED it!

Whoa, flashback! Ya, mature people used to be sexy…mature women used to be alluring, why did this have to change? Today, I am officially the age where women are thought to be expired….35, how overly ripe I am, LOL. They need to bring back mature rephrase, mature people in advertising.