I got bored and decided to organize the Doctor Who episodes where River Song appears in chronological order according to her life, which is different from the chronological order of the show. I think there are a few YouTube videos out there that do the same thing, but I just kept things basic.

For those of you who are interested, the show orders the episodes like this:

Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead

The Time of Angels/Flesh and Stone

The Pandorica Opens/The Big Bang

The Impossible Astronaut/Day of the Moon

A Good Man Goes to War

Let’s Kill Hitler

The Wedding of River Song

The Angels Take Manhattan

But if we were to place the episodes in order of River’s life, the order would be this (or something awfully close):

A Good Man Goes to War

Let’s Kill Hitler

The Wedding of River Song

The Impossible Astronaut/Day of the Moon

The Pandorica Opens/The Big Bang

The Time of Angels/Flesh and Stone

The Angels Take Manhattan

Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead

Granted, there is a bit of overlap–some parts of “The Impossible Astronaut” and “Day of the Moon” are actually set between “A Good Man Goes to War” and “Let’s Kill Hitler”, and certain bits of “A Good Man Goes to War” take place after “The Wedding of River Song”–but that’s about as close to a chronologic episode guide to River’s life there is.