I’m so flabbergasted that this question should even be addressed, let alone answered.

You’ve already got people of a certain religious faith – what on earth gives fundamentalists the right to think “Hey ho, I’ll just go and convert them anyway!” ?! It’s people like these who give religion a really really terrible name. You might as well try and get Backstreet Boyz fans to convert to loving Britney Spears or something.

Having said that, I loved the sweet irony of Christian African missionaries coming over to the UK to try and convert the heathen masses of the UK.