Question: Would You Ever Date A Liberal Chick? (This Post Is Scary!)

Now, seeing the way that many of these feminists present themselves to the world — angry, funny colored hair, tilting the scales on the morbidly obese side, and beautifically-challenged — this may not really be much of an issue.

So, if that nice looking, seemingly sweet girl goes through this list of questions on your date just run away.

That’s not a girl, that’s a shrieking harpy.

And if you know your mythology, that’s pretty bad news for you.

The crazies concerned feminists over at Everyday Feminism have a list of questions that every good feminist needs to have answered on that very first date.

(Weren’t these folks over at that nutty website going bankrupt? Looks like they found some rubes to fund them. Probably misogynists that want to see more topless feminist protesters. Maybe it was Harvey Weinstein. Or Al Franken. Possibly John Conyers. I’ll bet you it was Bill Clinton — after all, he’s with her. And her. And her.)

So, what sage advice does the writer bestow upon the tens of readers?

As a queer femme of color, I keep close relationships with people who go beyond allyship; they’re true accomplices in the fight against white supremacy, queerphobia, and misogyny. If you’re not going to support marginalized folks, then we can’t be friends, let alone date. The personal is political.

Beyond the lovely cushioning, happiness and support that we receive from our platonic relationships (which are, in all honesty, soul-feeding and essential), feminists also date! But there are questions we have to ask before we get close to someone.

The following list of questions is applicable to all relationships — certainly not just cisgender, heterosexual ones:

Here are it’s list of questions. (Don’t get upset with me calling Lara Witt ‘it’. There was no clarity in which gender pronouns I was supposed to use, and I’m afraid of Googling what a ‘queer femme’ is. I’m using the appropriate pronoun for an object of indeterminate gender.)

Here’s my (politically incorrect) take of it’s questions.

1. Do you believe that Black Lives Matter?

It’s important to get to this one right off the bat. Feminists need to know if you’re a person that believes in equality and views people as individuals, or if you see everything through a lens of race, victimhood, and oppression.

Because those intolerant folks that don’t lump people into groups based on their melanin are just haters that any good intersectional feminist wouldn’t want to be around.

Read that as: Are you pro- or anti- Weinstein? The answer should be obvious.

4. What are your thoughts on sex work?

Read that as: Are you pro- or anti- Weinstein? The answer should be obvious.

5. Are you a supporter of the BDS movement?

Nothing is more attractive to an intersectional feminist than a feminist ‘male’ taking a stand against the lone democracy in the Middle East by promoting boycotts, divesting, sanctions against Israel. After all, you don’t want to support the Jews, would you?

6. What is your understanding of settler colonialism and indigenous rights?

Understanding that white people of European descent are inherently evil — ‘white devils’, if you will — will help everyone come to terms with the genocide committed in their selfish need for self-defense and the founding of this free nation. The natives that were here never killed each other. No, not even one time. They played Chinese Checkers to settle their disputes because they were so much more diplomatic than the Europeans.

7. Do you think capitalism is exploitative?

Systemic Racism! Prison Industrial Complex!

Capitalism says that you’re only useful if you produce, but I’m useful — I sling B.S. all over the internet write for Everyday Feminism. I create other jobs for other women like the nice, smart, witty, attractive, multi-talented, conservative female ClashDaily Editor with a family that is mocking me right now.

8. Can any human be illegal?

Using words to describe the illegal actions committed by people is just disgusting. After all, the white Europeans stole the land, didn’t they? How is that any different? Just because indigenous people didn’t have a concept for ‘property rights’ doesn’t mean that the land wasn’t stolen from them, even the uninhabited part. Or where they let us settle. That’s all irrelevant.

Saying that people that violate our laws are ‘illegal’ is dehumanizing. Sure, they have tougher immigration laws in Mexico and Canada, and Canadian border-crossers aren’t handled the same way as those on the southern border, but what does that have to do with anything?

9. Do you support Muslim Americans and non-Muslim people from Islamic countries?

Do you support Islam’s stealth jihad and their right to cover up women for their ‘protection’, perform Female Genital Mutilation, and honor killings?

If not, then you’re just an Islamaphobe.

10. Does your allyship include disabled folks?

We’re not just talking about physical disabilities here. Don’t forget that there are lots of people suffering from mental illness out there. They need to be heard and supported, too.

Does your grandpa go off on paltry politicians, whether they be Democrats or Republicans? Does he get misty eyed when he talks about God and Country and America’s future? And have you ever heard him scream, ‘Awww … Hell no!’ when Rosie O’Donnell starts yapping on television? If you answered yes to one, or all of the above, then your gramps will love Doug Giles’ latest book, My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass.

Don’t be fooled by the title — this ain’t just for Grandpa.
The Snowflake Generation — and the rest of America — needs a good ol’ dose of ‘Grandpa wisdom’.Especially if that Grandpa is Doug Giles.
You’ll love My Grandpa Is A Patriotic Badass just as much as Grandpa will.

We’ve all wondered for a long time, but it looks like medical science has finally determined the problem.

It’s spreading like a plague. For some reason, Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds.

Trump Derangement — and Romney Derangement before that — and Bush Derangement before that are only the tip of the iceberg.

What is driving them so berzerk?

Looks like we’ve found an answer:

A liberal walks into the hospital and asks for an X-ray of its skull. Doctors confirmed what we already feared. Here’s the sad diagnosis…

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