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Fantasy Football Pick Up Lines

With the football season in full force and the popular fantasy football games, is the guy or girl you are into into fantasy football with Fan Duel or Draft King? Use these funny and cheesy fantasy football related pick up lines to flirt and get their attention and heart. Show the girl or guy that you care about their interests and love for fantasy football!

Fantasy Football Pick Up Lines

Are you NFL season? Because I can't wait for you to come back every year.

At Kicker…Whoever said Disney was the happiest place on earth hasn’t been in his pants…from the Indianapolis Colts… Adam Vinatieri!

At Quarterback…Does he have a shovel in his back pocket cause I’m digging that ass…from the Seattle Seahawks… Russell Wilson!

At Running Back … If he was a fart I would hold him in so I wouldn’t have to let him go …from the Chicago Bears … Matt Forte!

At Running Back… Call me an archaeologist…Because he’s got a large bone I want to examine …from the Baltimore Ravens…Ray Rice!

At Running Back… Is his face on the McDonalds menu? Cause I’m lovin it … from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers… Mike James!

At Tight End… I think he’s suffering from a lack of vitamin me …from the Cleveland Browns… Jordan Cameron!

At Wide Receiver… Damn boy are you a pirate, cause I wanna make a rated ARRR movie with you …from the Pittsburgh Steelers… Emmanuel Sanders!