The truth hurts

I needed a little laugh this week. Just a wee chuckle. And so I clicked over to mom Kiki Parry’s shop, Alternate Greetings, to see which witty bon mots have been popping up on her always pleasing handmade greeting cards. That’s when I stumbled onto this one.

On the outside: Motherhood is beautiful.

On the inside: Now let me pick that moist Cheerio out of your hair so I can say it with a straight face.