Friday, December 4, 2009

I pull into the driveway, and walk down to the mail box to get the bills & junk. The neighbor family is out putting up some Christmas lights. Mr. Neighbor comes over to chat for a minute.

Suddenly, my front door flies open. Frank comes out, screaming at the top of his lungs.

Frank: "DAAAAD!!! THE FRONT HALL TOILET BACKED UP ON ME 'CAUSE I USED TOO MUCH PAPER AND NOW THERE'S POOP ON THE FLOOR AND SOME STILL IN THE TOILET AND PAPER EVERYWHERE AND IT SMELLS BAD AND THE TOILET KEEPS RUNNING AND..."

Who said teenagers were any better? They are, however, better at ignoring. As in, you walk into their completely closed off bathroom, wondering why they've been using the guest potty for a week, and find---

Well. You know. Fun.

And someone explain to me why boys have that handy-dandy aimer thingie, and STILL can't hit the john?

Welcome to my whining!

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