Airport Lounges < Auntie Anne’s + Drinks at Bennigan's

When the girlfriend and I went to Japan a few weeks ago, we were traveling internationally on business class tickets, so we stopped by the United Lounge during our layover in San Francisco. It’s a nice sized lounge. As usual, there wasn’t much to eat, just snacks. It was 10am so we weren’t really into having alcoholic drinks (well, at least not until 11am anyway). Basically we took 20 minutes to relax, have a cup of coffee, and get away from the hustle and bustle of the airport before getting on our next flight.

In other words, it was fine. And free.

But would I actually pay for this?

There’s a lot of talk in the points and miles blogosphere about lounge access, with pitches to get the appropriate credit cards as a way of saving on the costs of membership fees to these private lounges (or at least getting more for your money that way). But are the lounges worth visiting in the first place, let alone paying hundreds of dollars a year for? What’s in a lounge that’s so special? The open bar? The snacks? The privacy? Being able to post a photo of it on your Facebook wall?

What is the big deal about airport lounges?

Whoo hooo! Open Bar!

A couple years back I was traveling every week for work (mostly on Delta) and I had a colleague and good friend who was doing the same. My friend was… well… let’s just say he greatly enjoyed the imbibing of alcohol. I’m not judging, mind you, I’m just telling the story. Besides, this was a few years ago and he’s doing better now. I swear, I’m not judging! Stop looking at me like that, will you?

Anyway, at the start of every year, the first thing my friend would do is burn 60,000 Delta SkyMiles to buy his annual membership to the Delta Sky Club. I’d always tell him what a terrible waste of miles it was to do that.

His response: “Are you kidding? I’m saving a fortune in drinks alone!”

The free drinks are often the most cited benefit of airport lounge access, and for my friend who tended to be miles rich, cash poor, and a traveling alcoholic, he probably did save money by using his miles to gain access to a free bar at the airport. So if you normally drink a ton like he did, there’s probably a case to be made for paying the fees… and for perhaps cutting back a bit on your alcohol consumption.

But for the vast majority of us, how many drinks are we really going to have in the lounge? Three? Four, maybe, if we’re on a long layover?

What about the quality of the drinks themselves? All the airlines have been cutting back on the “free” liquors and nowadays we’re not getting anywhere near the top shelf without paying extra for it. Just as an example, here’s a chart demonstrating the difference in vodka brands being offered for free and for an additional charge in airport lounges…

Do we also feel a bit obligated to “drink up” to make our membership worth it? The same way we think signing up for a gym membership is going to get us off our butts and into the gym? The problem is that trick never works when it’s the gym, but unfortunately it totally works when it’s the bar. I can personally attest to gaining around 15 pounds in 2 years on the road. Here’s another chart breaking down how much of that 15 pounds was due to excess food versus excess alcohol…

The point is that if we’re justifying our airport lounge access on the free drinks, we should probably look again, both at our cost/benefit analysis and perhaps at our lifestyle choices.

Snack Mix and Carrots and Hummus… oh my!

“Ahhhh,” say the Conventional Wisdomers, “but what about food? You get free snacks in the lounge. That’s worth something.”

Yeah, but has anyone noticed that the food in the lounges is… well… crappy? The snacks are often identical to the snacks that are served in economy on the plane. You know, those little bags of pretzels that are unopenable without the pair of scissors that TSA took away from you earlier?

Of course, the high end international lounges are different and a few lounges like the AmEx Centurion lounges are exceptions. But in the vast majority of the domestic airline lounges, the free food items are snack mix, carrots, and hummus. That’s it. (Okay, yes, and cookies. I admit everyone likes cookies. But if cookies are the highlight of the lounge, we should probably rethink food as a benefit.)

Sure, you can sometimes buy something more substantial in the lounge. Even a whole meal in some places. But you can also step outside into the terminal and buy any food you want. With no membership fee whatsoever.

Getting Away From The Ham ‘n’ Eggers

“Ewwww, you want us to go out into the terminal?” cringe the Conventional Wisdomers. “If you’re always on the road, you want a place to go that’s away from everything and everyone.”

That may have been true in the past, but the lounges are getting so crowded nowadays that it’s almost the same as being in the airport. Yes, Delta has cut back on the guests allowed in the Sky Clubs on American Express Platinum cards, but they are also promoting and selling day passes to their clubs like there’s no tomorrow. So are the other airlines. Add in third-party lounge chains like Priority Pass and Lounge Club and we’re getting to the point where there’s almost more people in the club than in the terminal.

What about the business equipment available in airport lounges? The fax machines and copiers and desktop computers? OK, sure, those might be valuable to you once in a blue moon, but ask yourself when was the last time you used the fax machine in the airport lounge? Come to think of it, when was the last time you used a fax machine? Are we really going to pay an annual fee for lounge access in the off chance that we might need to fax a document to someone waiting for it back in 1987?

So how much does this all cost us?

OK, so add up the free drinks we shouldn’t be drinking, the cheapo snacks we can get on the plane later, the desktop computer we don’t need since our smartphone is more powerful than the computers in the lounge, and exclusive access to the most crowded room in the terminal. What’s that worth to us?

Well, you can buy a lounge membership directly from the airline and be gouged for it, which I assume only happens when your company is paying the fee, in which case godspeed to you. For the rest of us, credit cards are the cheapest way in. If you have an American Express Platinum card, you get Delta Sky Club access for $450 per year. Of course, you can’t bring a guest. They’ll have to pay $50 for a day pass. The same roughly goes for American Admirals Club access with a Citi Executive AAdvantage card, except for that one you get 2 guests. Chase’s United MileagePlus Club card is only $395 per year and does have guest access, which seems like a relative bargain in comparison until you remember that the signup bonus for the United MileagePlus Club card is a $100 statement credit and a whole lotta nothing else.

So you’re spending somewhere between $395-$450 for regular access to these clubs. Let’s assume the free snacks are worth about $25 for the entire year’s consumption (and that’s probably generous). That leaves at least $370 that you’ll need to drink/fax/copy just to break even. That seems highly doubtful. Even going into a lounge with just a $50 day pass, you’re unlikely to get your money’s worth unless you’re on an extremely long layover (or that guy waiting in 1987 starts threatening to cancel the deal if you don’t get that fax to him today).

Full disclosure here — yes, I myself have an AmEx Platinum card with Delta Sky Club access. And a Citi Exec AAdvantage card with Admirals Club access. And a Citi Thank You Prestige card with… well, with basically the identical Admirals Club access. (Wait, why do I have both those cards? Note to self: topic for next week’s post will be “how did I end up with all these stupid high annual fee cards?”)

Am I going to dump those cards tomorrow? No, probably not. But am I going to renew them at their high annual fees just so that I can get into the airport lounges? Nope. Perhaps in the day when the AmEx Platinum alone got you into Delta, American, and US Airways clubs all by itself, it was worth the fee. But those days are gone and unfortunately ain’t coming back.

So I’ll ride out my already paid annual fees and then decide at renewal time whether they have other benefits that will make them worth keeping. But the lounge access won’t be enough. And the next time I’m on a layover, I might just skip the lounge and instead head down the concourse in search of a nice order of pretzel bites and a tall mug of Coors Light. Maybe even two mugs…

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While you were in Japan what did you do about phone. MY son is leaving on Monday and said he’s said he’s just using line for FaceTime in a wifi bar. Should he get something else? He’s going to be there for 3 weeks.

Scottrick

I’ve been bouncing around Asia for two weeks and have been using a T-Mobile plan (provided for free for purposes of a review) that includes international coverage. It’s pretty good.

But when traveling internationally before I was usually satisfied with using Skype back in the hotel room. There was life before we were all connected to the Internet every moment of our waking lives.

Darrin Earl

I agree with the sentiment in general – except that in Tokyo, it is astonishingly helpful to have a data connection to use Google Maps for the transit directions.

We ponied up for data with AT&T, but you’d probably be better served with TMobile’s plans these days, or possibly getting a local data SIM.

Julian

Hi Carla. Actually we were pretty good with using our phones via wifi in Tokyo, but we were generally staying in hotels that offered free internet. We also weren’t calling home but rather just e-mailing, so I’m not sure about FaceTime, but I think your son would be okay. I did add an international data plan to my Verizon Wireless account before I left, but I don’t recommend that route other than for emergencies as it’s expensive ($25 per 100MB). In the past when I’ve traveled to Germany, I’ve purchased a local SIM card upon arrival and put it in my iPhone for cheap internet access, so if he has any problems finding wifi when he’s in Tokyo, that could be a good backup plan. However, he should check with his wireless carrier here before he leaves, as some of them require that they unlock the SIM card before putting in a local SIM. It’s something they can do by phone, but he should do it while he’s still in the U.S. so that he doesn’t have to make an expensive phone call from overseas. Hope he has a safe trip!

Jay

Literally the best written series on any travel blog. Great stuff as usual.

Julian

Thanks for reading, Jay! Much appreciated!

Mike

Agree with most points here. One thing you didn’t bring up that I have found to actually be the most value to me that’s never advertised is access to the AA desk who has many times saved me a lot of hassle when I’ve had missed connections, delays, and cancellations. Quick access to a live person with everything in front of them is the only reason I still keep AA lounge access right now, the rest of the “perks” are just nice to have.

Julian

Hi Mike. Good point and I admit to having glossed over that benefit. I have generally had excellent service from most lounge agents when I’ve needed it. It’s annoying that the airlines can’t have a similar level of service from the majority of their agents. But depending on how much you fly and what other avenues you might have available to you in the event of a problem (such as an elite-level phone line), I don’t know if it’s worth keeping that access on an annual basis. Perhaps in a pinch it might be worth paying for a day pass just to get access to the lounge agents!

Darrin Earl

Great points – lounge access is MASSIVELY overrated on domestic travel – who wants to spend long enough in airports as a routine to make it useful? If you travel super-frequently (2x+ per month) I can see it.

Internationally it’s a different story (longer layovers, better lounges, showers!), and that’s where the included access with premium cabins or elite status come into play.

Julian

Agreed. International lounges are an entirely different category. In comparison to U.S. domestic lounges, some of them are like palaces.

oleg

In-person irrops assistance can be very helpful with many airlines; however, if you have Exec Plat on AA you’re really missing out. EXP phone agents are far more empowered to break rules than lounge agents.

Edward

Yes. This. So much. Granted, I’m not a weekly business traveler, but I don’t understand why anyone would pay for domestic lounge access. I think there should be an exception for the Amex Centurion lounges, and international lounges can also be significantly better, but even then, most business class international lounges aren’t all that great.

Julian

The AmEx Centurion lounges are definitely a cut above. At least you get real food and real drinks, plus a few perks. The biggest issue with them at the moment is that there’s so few of them. I appreciate that AmEx is trying to build them out and that simply takes time, but for now they mostly make sense if you happen to live in one of the right cities.

Great post! Although I think you might need to chang ‘leftover jet fuel’ to ‘rejected jet fuel’. The one positive about lounge access without status is that lounge agents may be a lot more helpful with changes and standby than gate agents.

Julian

Actually, there’s still an extra charge for the rejected jet fuel vodka. When jet fuel goes bad, it has a certain “twangy” taste that some people like. Ergo, charge them for it. 🙂

Janice Chaka PHR

Lounge access truly comes into it’s own when you visit lounges outside of the USA. In Asia alone it is worth having access but I agree I am not sure I would pay for it as I get it through status at the moment.

Amol

I somewhat agree with this — when it comes to airline lounges, I wouldn’t pay for them, but I’ll use them if I have them. On Delta, I have an Amex Platinum, which I like holding because of other benefits (it’s $250/year after the airline fee credit and I’ve already gotten more than that value out of FHR for my family, and the Centurion lounges actually are worth visiting). On AA, I have the Citi Exec Mastercard (a few actually) and since I had to pay the fee on one of them to get the miles, I might as well keep it for the year and use it when I can. On United, I have long-term Aegean Star Gold, so I get in free there.

Even after they switched alcohol policies, I find myself still visiting the lounge and drinking water instead, rather than going out to the terminal and buying a drink, hah.

Alan

Some valid points but the article probably need retitled to ‘lounges in the USA’ – on a recent return flight from Nice to Edinburgh I had a small snack in the outstation lounge and then a tasty three course meal and champagne in London when waiting for my connecting flight. I was starving so this was money I would otherwise spent to at least some extent. Even better the return trip only cost 9k Avios plus £1, so amazing value! Over here this is why lounge access as a benefit of elite membership is handy – there’s no way I’d pay money for entry to an AAdmirals club! (but then you get free upgrades as your FF benefit instead)

Scottrick

I’ve also seen some pretty awful lounges here in Asia over the past two weeks, though these were mostly free or with Priority Pass. I would have gladly picked the old, unrenovated United Club in PHL over some of these.

Artpen100

I would agree with the remarks about the quality of the domestic UA/AA/Delta lounges (which I use through credit cards), but every time that my flight is delayed and I am spending 5 or 6 hours in Denver or wherever makes me appreciate them. Those are the times that I am glad I can sit in a regular (albeit usually threadbare) chair or even a cubicle with electrical outlets to get some work done and a dedicated agent at the front desk that can help me with changing flight arrangements. Also, in my experience, the (good) restaurants in the airport are often crowded as well. Sure, I could pay $50 for a pass – per person – a couple of times a year when I get delayed, but that would add up, too. Then, on an economic basis, adding up the diet cokes and some free papers (spotty), even without alcohol, perhaps even sneaking a bottle of water out, would be worth $10-15 bucks at airport prices outside the lounge, If traveling with a spouse (often), it is worth double that. Add in a couple of drinks per person and you would have spent $50 outside the lounge for two people anyway. That is the way I look at it.

oleg

Great peace and generally agree –but you’re missing the value of showers, which can be huge (of course depending on the type of travel).

DBest

I agree with pretty much the entire article, excpt for the bit about desktop computers. Since I don’t drink booze, that is the single most useful thing a lounge can offer, even though I have a smartphone (and usually a laptop), just for the sheer convenience it offers. Big screen, chair, full keyboard and mouse, etc.

Rusty Longwood

Generally agree. One nice lounge perk- easy access to outlets to recharge smart phones and other devices. But still not enough to justify an annual pass. Can’t imagine I’ll pay $450 to renew my Citi AA Executive card. My domestic flights rarely have a connection time much over an hour and I’ll have free oneworld access for being Platinum.

readsHacMyTrip

That was the funniest thing I’ve read all week! 🙂 I’ve been avoiding air travel because I’m so sick of the TSA, but it looks like I have to go cross country again soon. 🙁 I’d like to see a post from someone advocating the opposite position. Does your reformed drinker friend have a guest post in him?

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