Some of you might be jealous that my teenage years were during such an amazing, plate-shifting period for music–no, it’s not ironic. So help me help you get into the spirit of your youth and believe me it will be an unbelievable night!

See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya!

PS It’s my party and I’ll DJ if I want to, but I am taking essential ’90s song requests…beep me. I’m outta hea…