Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all rightGot an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at nightThere's no feeling any greaterThan to shoot first and ask questions laterNow I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Well you can't take my guns away, I got aConstitutional rightYeah, I gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonightI'll blow their brains out with my Smith and WessonThat out to teach 'em all a darn good lessonNow I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Oh, I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the denI mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi againNow why'd you have to get so mad?It's just a lousy flesh wound, DadYou know I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yetLittle Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vetI filled that kitty cat so full of leadWe'll have to use him for a pencil insteadWell, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

CHORUS

Come on and grab your ammoWhat have you got to lose?We'll all get liquored upAnd shoot at anything that moves