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We began with a win with eight new signings at Meadow Lane where Bradford City were the visitors.

I must admit I was not expecting our team to score so soon after the kick-off. I had only just purchased my chicken balti pie from the vendor outside the ground when I heard an almighty roar - we had scored our first goal within 17 minutes. I almost choked - it's embarrassing with diet coke streaming out of your nose and pastry splattered on your new suit!

I immediately rushed toward my seat but someone hadn't told Mr Jobsworth - the gate steward - that I had been appointed Director of Football. I argued politely and softly that my appointment can be verified with my chairman and fans.

Another roar from the crowd went up and it sounded like we scored our second goal after 3...