We will never know the state of Donald Trump’s health since only a quack doctor released his findings which are contrary to any professional’s manner of writing about the health of their patient. It was as if Trump ran into Target one day to ask the cashier to write some cool things about his health, then he stamped his ‘doctor’s’ name at the bottom of it. The 71-year-old obese former reality show star who loves Kentucky fried chicken has predicted the deaths of two female Justices on the Supreme Court and said that he can have them replaced. He’s that kind of a guy. He tried this stunt with Hillary Clinton during the campaign, feigning that he was far healthier and more energetic than the former Secretary of State who traveled 956,733 miles during her 4-year tenure without breaking a sweat.

Sources told Axios who’ve spoken to Trump about the Supreme Court that he thinks he’ll have appointed four justices by the end of his first term.

Asked how he comes to that jaw-dropping number, Trump mentions the obvious: he’s already replaced Antonin Scalia with Neil Gorsuch, and there are rumors Anthony Kennedy will retire.

“Ok,” one source told Trump, “so that’s two. Who are the others?”

“Ginsburg,” Trump replied. “What does she weigh? 60 pounds?”

“Who’s the fourth?” the source asked.

“Sotomayor,” Trump said, referring to the relatively recently-appointed Obama justice, whose name is rarely, if ever, mentioned in speculation about the next justice to be replaced. “Her health,” Trump explained. “No good. Diabetes.”

So Roberts might retire and OBVIOUSLY, the women will die. Trump appears to have Alzheimer’s or dementia. On numerous occasions, he just doesn’t appear to be all there. Trump was caught daydreaming at the G20 summit. Other times, he appears to be sundowning. In May, Trump had to follow world leaders around in a golf cart as they took a walk together.

Or in July, when the 71-year-old arrived back in the U.S., he deplaned from Air Force One, then appeared to be walking to his limousine which was right there in front of him, but instead, the tired old man wandered off, seemingly in a state of confusion.

And he’s obese. I’m not making fat jokes about the so-called president’s fat ass so we’ll skip past that part. I’m not into fat-shaming, but Mr. Two Scoops doesn’t eat healthy food, OK?

Justice Sotomayor is 63 and Trump is 71-years-old, BUT THE WOMEN WILL DIE!

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