President

We were talking about a company we would start some day, and I thought I would confirm who would be on the executive team:

Me: Okay, so you're going to be the president of the company, which means Mom will be vice president. What do you want me to be?Zeina: You can be “black president.”Me: What?!Zeina: Yeah, mom can be “white president,” you can be “black president,” and I will be “pink president.”Me: LOL! Zeina, I said “vice president” not “white president.”Zeina: Yeah, well I am still going to be “pink president.”