90210- "Sweaty Palms and Weak Knees"

cwtv.comGia is so proud of Adrianna for rocking all of 90210, she's no longer mad that she didn't want to kiss her in public.
What did I love (or get sweaty palmed over?) about 90210 this week, you might ask? Well let me see:

-The awesome "arty" picture of Annie in front of the Hollywood Sign that Jasper had in his room. It's totally normal to have a picture of your girlfriend making the ugly cry face in a frame!

-Speaking of ugly faces, Jasper sure made a lot of them during his suicide attempt!

-The fact that I was actually kind of interested in the Anne/Jasper plot for once! (Suicide always jazzes things up!)

-I loved that Jasper's obviously totally rich Dad told Annie that Jasper was really affected by his uncle's death. "We are fabulously wealthy, but we pretty much decided to just let him become a drunken homeless person while simultaneously letting our weirdo teenage kid hang out with him. How did this plan go wrong?!!" It is always such a shock when the drunk bum brother goes before the ridiculously affluent one.

-Gia and Adrianna! Still cute!

-Teddy and Silver! DREAMY.

-The fact that the only restaurant/club that anyone who goes to West Bev put up an incredibly huge and expensive looking set so that The Gloria Steinems could play one song, for their first ever show. They are going to be so disappointed when they start playing dirty rock clubs.

-That The Gloria Steinems have their own van. (I know the guitarist is supposed to be daughter of a famous musician but still...)

-That when Ivy's mom says she "knows" a guy, it means she's slept with him.

- I think Dixon got a haircut! Or something. He looks better to me for some reason.

cwtv.comDixon and Ivy are the best fake couple ever!

-Dixon and Ivy's fake relationship! He got her a good present and everything! He's a way better fake boyfriend to her than he was a real boyfriend to Silver. Hmm does that tell you something Dixon?

What did I hate about it?

-No Navid. We saw more of his girlfriend than him! They better not be marginalizing him!

-Everything else about Ivy's mom. It was just a little too cliche, the whole "child is the parent, mom is sleeping with the teacher, don't call me mom in public" thing. Oh AND she's a record executive. AND she only wants to sign Ade, not the whole band. Wow, how original.

-It could not be more obvious that Annie didn't really kill Jasper's uncle. Because if she did, she would be the worst person in the world and totally unrootable. She's already awful enough, because she thinks she killed someone and is keeping quiet about it.

Things I am just not sure how I feel about:

-No Deb & Hot Yoga Guy (a.k.a. Lucky #3) - I am a little sad about the demise of the parents, I think, but I was super excited to remember over the weekend that Hot Yoga Guy is played by Greg Vaughn, who in addition to playing Lucky # 3 on GH, also played Cliff, Donna's firefighter goody too-shoos boyfriend on Beverly Hills, 90210!

-Naomi and Liam. I kind of like that Naomi is stirring up trouble, cause let's be honest, that's what she's there for, but I also like her and Liam together and hate to see her screw it up like this! He better run into the arms of Ivy when he finds Naomi is lying about the whole "Australian teacher sexually harassed me" thing. Also, I love that after assaulting a teacher the first thing that Harry does is ask Liam if has a good reason. Like, if he has a good reason it's okay to attack someone?

Next week:
I missed the previews because I was in the bathroom! Damnit!