Two women were out hiking when a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up after them. The first women gets her sneakers out of her backpack and puts them on. The second woman says "What are you doing?" The first women says "I figure when the bear gets close to us we will jump down and make a run for it." The second woman asks "Are you crazy? You can't out-run a bear!" The first woman says "I'm not going to out run the bear.....I'm going to out-run you!"