Sunday, July 28, 2013

Right now as I write this, there are less than 48 hours remaining until the long awaited, official release of what B.B. Magazine and fans alike have been dubbing, "The #1 Anticipated Album of 2013." Folks, you still have time left to pre-order the album, but time is running out faster than a Frenchman with new track shoes and a coupon for cigarettes, so you better hurry! The phones must be ringing off the hook at this point in the game, but it probably wouldn't hurt to try and lock in your copy with a pre-order like I'm sure Paul has done already. If Paul hasn't pre-ordered his copy by now I will be completely and utterly blown away, because he's been a huge fan of this band for the last 20 years, and even now he raves about seeing them live all the time. I'd even bet my left nut that he has an alert sent to his phone whenever there is updated news telling what the band is up to these days. That's just how much he's into these guys!Now that I think about it, there is no way in hell Paul didn't pre-order at least one copy of "The #1 Anticipated Album of 2013." No way in hell...

Friday, July 26, 2013

This just in: Reliable investigative
sources in CA say that radical Muslims are planning to go on a rampage all over San Diego, Los Angeles, Orange, and Riverside Counties killing anyone and everyone who is a U.S. citizen. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 9 or 10...

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

It has been reported that the Cooncracker has tapped a couple of his elves to find a location for his new library. What hasn't been widely reported are some of the publications to be featured there. That's OK. I'm here to do the job the mainstream media won't...

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

I haven't posted any gun porn in quite some time and I'm overdue, so hopefully this twofer will make up for it. The person(s) responsible for picking the soundtracks for these videos did an outstanding job by the way. Well done...

Volume up...

I could watch this kinda shit all day long and never get tired of it.

Thanks to Harley who posted the videos here for unknowingly reminding me to keep up on my gun porn posts...

Sunday, July 21, 2013

For some reason I've been singing this song in my head all weekend long, so I figured I might as well post it here as the night winds down. It's a bitchen song with a bitchen story and just one of the many good jams that can be found on Led Zeppelin's most underrated album ever - Led Zeppelin III.

The clerk gets in a couple good hits on this asshole with the BB gun trying to rob his store, but he really should have just dropped the dumbass there at the counter. It would have been 100% justified.

The clerk is lucky the piece of shit didn't take his gun away from him. Someone should let the dude know that a bullet will travel the distance needed inside a little store like that. There is no need to ever get that close to the bad guy. All it does is increase the odds of your bad situation becoming worse. WTF!

Maybe he's seen one too many shitty Steven Segal movies? I don't know, but trying to pull that "tough guy" shit putting the muzzle right up to the bad guy's face could have cost him his own life.

At least he kicks the guy in the ass one last time as he leaves the store, but fat bastard dropping like a bag of potatoes with a gaping exit wound would have been much more enjoyable to watch...

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Here's an interesting little factoid you'll never see or hear coming from the mouths of President zerO, leaders of the black community race hustlers or the anchors puppets on the nightlynews libtard propaganda machine. Fabricated racism is big business for these bottom feeders which is why they avoid truth and the bigger picture of it all like it's the plague.

Facts and truth don't bring in money or airtime for these illegitimate assholes and they lose relevance whenever their big lie gets exposed for what it really is; complete fabricated racist bullshit. So don't expect to hear the race pimps who get rich off of perpetuating racial divide in this country to mention the 10,865 number any time soon.

To satisfy my own curiosity I wanted to see what the numbers looked like for whites murdered by blacks in a year, so I checked out a few sources before I ended up at the FBI's Uniform Crime Reports website. Let's take a look and see what the FBI data shows shall we?

Note: This table reflects murder numbers for the year 2011 and only accounts for murders involving one person murdered by one person, so although it isn't exactly what I was hoping to find, it works for illustrating my point. The FBI numbers for 2012 are listed as preliminary right now, so the table below is the most recent Final Data available from the FBI website at this time.

As you can clearly see from the FBI's Expanded Homicide Table 6 above, the instances of whites being murdered by blacks in single victim/single offender murders is more than double the number of blacks murdered by white "creepy ass crackers." No, contrary to what the media, the race hustling "reverends" and even the Halfrican in Chief would have us believe if they had their way, white on black violent crime is not rampant in America. If it is, then black on white violent crime has it beat by more than double.

White racism is not an "epidemic" in the United States, but fabricated racism done by the media and racist blacks sure as hell is...

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Not to try and take over the weekly gig you've tasked yourself with kerrcarto, but I needed something to stop the burning in my eyes that are still frazzled from the hideous grill on the "girl" from Friday's Bottom's Up.Lose the automated crap that picks images for you and go back to doing it old fashioned way ya lazy drunkard. A quick image search in Google netted me this one in mere seconds dude. And just look at that ass! Damn.When I clicked on that supreme ass it took me to this guy's blog which really wasn't a surprise to me but I still thought it was kinda funny. I have perv'd out my fair share of times on his excellent uplifting posts featuring fine female anatomy, probably including this one. That ass did look familiar... Moral of the story: Fuck Obama! And if you want something done right you gotta do it yourself.

The passengers and crew aboard Flight 214 never even had a chance; they were doomed before the plane ever left the ground. When you have a crew with names like these below, you know you're fucked the moment you step foot onto the plane. My advice would be to check the names of your captain and crew before you commit to putting your life in their hands to avoid being fucked like Flight 214 was fucked...

And if you think those names are just photoshopped on there, think again...

BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Thanks to my buddy Jeff for the YouTube link.

Friday, July 12, 2013

Breaking News!: new Zimmerman charges coming down.They are charging him with Destruction of Public Property by repeatedly and maliciously slamming his head into the sidewalk and pollution for firing a weapon that released carbon into the atmosphere.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

You know what? That's all that really needs to be said about the matter, but this guy has a few of 'em for the gun grabbers in the Dutchess County Legislature in NY State and I raise my glass to him for having the balls to stand up there and say it.

It's been over a decade since I've stepped foot inside a movie theater and to be honest I didn't plan on going to the movies ever again. I can't usually sit still for that long surrounded by groups of rude fucking idiots talking among themselves or on their cell phones during the movie, but more than that I don't want to support the Hollywierd hypocrisy machine.

By seeing Assaulted: Civil Rights Under Fire at the theater I might still have to deal with assholes on their phones but I know I won't have to worry about putting more money in the pockets of the hypocritical Hollywierd elitists, because they wouldn't want anything to do with a movie that deals in facts. That's not how they roll...

I don't know; it looks like I might be breaking my decade-long streak...

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

On your feet for a big round of applause for Magpul and their latest "FUCK YOU" to the tyrants in the Colorado government. Not only did they give the bird to the Centenniel State by packing up shop and relocating to a state that's 2nd Amendment friendly, they came back and flooded Colorado's market with their 30 round standard capacity AR-15 magazines just two days before Colorado's bullshit magazine ban is supposed to go into effect. Kinda like one last "FU!" to the legislators in that state who are slowly turning it into another Kommiefornia. Way to go Magpul!From GunsSaveLives.net:

Just two days before a magazine ban went into effect in the state of Colorado, which would make it illegal to buy/sell/trade magazines that can hold over 15 rounds, Magpul flooded the state of Colorado with 20,000 of their 30 round, standard capacity AR-15 magazines.

BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now that's just bitchen beyond words. Stellar job! My hat is off to the folks at Magpul for pulling this off. Rebellion with style, gotta love that! I hope the folks in Colorado took advantage of that opportunity.Cheers to the folks at Magpul who were responsible for making this happen. I raise my glass to thee! I don't even live in Colorado, but this just made my evening nonetheless...

Monday, July 1, 2013

Since I hate Mondays and the Obama, now is a good time to comment on something I hate even more than Mondays - wind power. I may hate the Obama more than wind power but it's too close to call.
Any of you realize how many communities in the Pacific Northwest all the way to western Montana were economically devastated by one Spotted Owl? Or how many farmers went bankrupt in California over a stupid minnow? Or the billions of dollars the oil and gas industries have to pay to protect wildlife? But wind power developers get a free pass! They can kill as many endangered and migratory birds as necessary because they're saving the planet. Next time an enviro-nazi fucktard asks you where's a good place to watch birds, tell them to comb the ground around their nearest wind farm.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/horrified-birdwatchers-see-rare-white-throated-2003724

FOD

FOD is the brainchild of Paul, who hates Mondays almost as much as he hates the Cooncracker. You don't have to fly the one fingered salute. But it helps. Send your picture to gravdigr@cebridge.net Put FOD in the subject line.

Drunken Fools

Pure Genius

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.~W.C. Fields

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.~Benjamin Franklin

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.~Hunter S. Thompson

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day.~Frank Sinatra

Here's to a long life and a merry oneA quick death and an easy oneA pretty girl and an honest oneA cold beer and another one!~Author Unknown

Once during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.~W.C. Fields

Well ya see, Norm, it's like this.... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

~Cliff Clavin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

~ Dave Barry

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

~Henny Youngman

Our Lager which art in barrelsSwallowed be thy drinkAt home, as it is in the tavernForgive our spillagesAs we forgive those who spill against usLead us not into incarcerationBut deliver us from hangoverFor thine is the beer, the bitter and the barley.Barmen~The Beer's Prayer

Alcohol May Be Man's Worst Enemy

But The Bible Says Love Your Enemy

~ Frank Sinatra

That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink…If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. - Charles Bukowski

The liver is evil and must be punished. - Author Unknown

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. -Homer Simpson

Write drunk; edit sober. - Ernest Hemingway

I take every day one beer at a time, one beer every sip at a time. - Dennis Leary