Warner Bros. to Charlie Sheen: We Don't Want You Back!

Charlie Sheen is so delusional he's been having make believe conversations with Warner Bros. in his head.

Earlier this week while on stage for one of his disastrous Torpedo of Truth shows, Charlie told the crowd, "There've been discussions [about returning to TAHM], but I was asked not to divulge anything.”

The discussions must have been during a drunken dream because according to Warner Bros. it never happened!

WB just fired off a letter to Charlie's lawyer asking him to stop lying about the possibility of returning to the show.

In the letter, the Warner Bros. lawyer says, "Those statements are false. As you know, there have been no discussions, there are no discussions and there will be no discussions, regarding his returning to or having any involvement with the series."