Stupid filthy catImage by Brother O’Mara
Apparently there’s a sawdust factory next door or something. My cat waltzed in the front door, no more than five minutes after I saw her last, and she was absolutely covered in sawdust. I said, "Ohhhhhhhh noyadon’t" and dragged her right back out.

Five minutes later she walked back in clean as a whistle. I don’t know how she does it.