Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Well, today was the big day. My human had to do some stuff over by our normal, official scale and said we could do a re-weigh. Y'know, just in case the Pet Food Express scale is stupid or broken or bad at math or whatever.

So we went. And I got naked. And when I stepped on the scale it said this:

26.6!?!

Kinda hard to read, but this = 26.6. Yes! That's 0.6 lbs MORE than at PFE. My human said both scales can't be stupid/broken/bad at math, so even though we're not sure which is right, or exactly how much I weigh, it must be more than 25lbs. Waist or no waist.

Scales = bad news!

There is some maybe-good though. I kinda hurt my foot jumping out of the car and am a little gimpy now. Am thinking maybe if I act extrasuperpathetic, my human might give me SOMETHING with a little bacon on it to make me feel better. Maybe not a Baconator. Maybe not even a Son of Baconator. But some sort of bacon. Because I'm pretty sure bacon makes anything better. Even a gimpy foot.

Right?

(this is where you all say riiiiiiiight)

16 comments:

Riiiiigggghhhtttt! I feel ya, Puglet. I just got back from 3 weeks with my Auntie Ray and I am super tubey. Mom got me a new sports bra and even though it's the same size as my others, it's a little tight. Luckily for me she also bought me a game where she hides treats under things I slide with my snout-and since she's so proud of me when I find all the treats I'm getting lots of practice. It's supposed to test my I.Q. or something, and I think it shows I'm pretty smart since I can get her to put treats in it over and over so she can watch me find them. It's a win-win situation!

Go BACON!!!! Maybe if it was a turkey bacon your mom would be more willing...tell her its WW approved...lol...scales are evil..Mom keeps hers hidden under a table with a cloth over it...she is hoping it will just get rusty and die! Have a great day!! STella

But you look so svelte pug!!!! Maybe just a small piece of bacon? Buddy and Lucey get to split a plain hamburger whenever we go out to eat on a patio instead of their regular supper. Maybe mom could just put a little less kibble in your dish for dinner to make up for it? Buddy is finally back down to his 25 lbs and Lucey is still hanging in at 26.2. Good luck Pug!

Awww...hurt pugs always need some bacon!! I got stung by a bee last week and I definitely needed some bacon to recover but I didn't get any either. I think those scales are wrong cause you look thin like me- and I only weighed 24 lbs last time I went to the vet!

Of course right!! Used that excuse so many times now that I think I actually have a permanent limp! But it still works cuz when I get up sometimes I sort of limp and my human says..."aw, poor baby, your leg still hurts?" And sometimes I get a treat for just getting up! Gotta love the pug style!