What we really love about this video of Taylor Swift following proper cat-in-bathtub procedure is the glimpse it provides of her amazing closet. Just look at those racks on racks on racks of amazingly organized garments.

Back to the cat, though. Here's a little ditty we wrote for Taylor Swift to sing to Olivia Benson while she dries it off, dries it off (ooo ooo ooo ooooo). Please sing it to yourself to the tune of "Shake It Off."

'Cause the kitties gonna jump, Jump jump jump jump

And the water's gonna pump,Pump pump pump pump

Baby, I'm just gonna dry, Dry dry dry dryDry it off, dry it off.

The above attempt may explain why we have zero Grammy nominations to our names.