Something completely offensive while I freak the fuck out cause its my kid’s first day at high school.

He posed for pictures, the best is one in front of his first day of kinder photo.

He fucking rocked that shizzle.

So while I freak out and clean my house and bake him teacakes and go out for lunch that I probably won’t be able to eat cause it is the first time I have not had him RIGHT HERE IN MY FACE since before Christmas, here is something totally offensive to take our minds of everything.

Aw, go Boo! Good luck getting through today mama-of-Boo. I myself had an AWESOME morning- somehow turned my alarm off and got us all up an hour late. Got one child to school on time by the skin of my teeth, the other was late. MOTY right here.

That was brilliant….I live in Ireland, I hear that word all the time, I just hate it when kids use it. I hope everything went well today or yesterday whatever time it is there now!! I got all this to come, William is still 7. xxxx

Congrats to Boo for being a high school kid now! I bet he’s damn proud

What a fucking brilliant infographic! I need to emphasize, though, that the German word “ficken” doesn’t mean “to strike” any more (it did until the first half of the 20th century), it actually means “to fuck” nowadays. If you want to say “fuck you” in German, you say “fick dich!”. It’s similar with the word “wichsen” which meant “to polish one’s shoes” a hundred years ago. Now it’s used as the verb “to wank”. It’s funny when some old folks still talk about wanking their shoes…
Greetings from fucking cold Germany