Hey Northeast US: It's snowing all crazily outside. If you want Taco Bell and don't have four-wheel drive (or snow tires on your car), then you have an issue. If you do have four-wheel drive, why not help this person out?

I need someone with a 4 wheel drive vehicle to come pick my drunk ass up, take me to the Taco Bell drive-thru, and drive me back home. Then we can hang out and play video games if you're not a rapist. This is maybe 2 miles round trip.

See, it isn't so bad. And you'd be helping out your fellow woman by filling her with delicious tacos. And you'd get something too:

I'll pay in tacos. or chalupas. whatever. Seriously my desire for tacos right now is totally unmanageable, so I'd probably even buy you a 7 layer burrito if you asked nicely.

So, Baltimorians, be a sport and help this taco-deprived neighbor out.

(UPDATE: The ad writer has popped up on Reddit, according to @ladyhawke82. And unlike we originally said, it's a woman, not a man, which shows that the craving for delicious tacos knows no gender.)