A philosopher teacher challenges a student.Tister: Class, See is to believe. Have you seen God?Student: No,Sir!Titser: You didn't see, you didn't believe.Student: Titser, have you seen your brain?Tister: NoStudent: Uwi na tayo my dear classmates! Walang utak si Sir!

When we put our house up for sale, I stressed emphatically that my sons make their beds each morning. I left for work before they left for school, and I wanted to be sure that the house looked presentable when the agent showed it to prospective buyers.

I was surprised and impressed that my 15-year-old son's bed was perfectly made each day. One night when I went into his room, I discovered his secret.

He was fast asleep on the floor in his sleeping bag.

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Pedro, an OfW received mails from his neighbors informing him that his wife was playing with fire. So he decided to go home and upon arrival went directly to the municipal judge to file an adultery case against his wife.

Pedro: Honorable Judge, I came here to file a case against my infidel wife.Judge: What do you mean?Pedro: She is playing with fire. She got another lover.Judge: Do you have proof for this?Pedro: No but that is what I heard from my neighbors.Judge: Pedro you better go home. Hearsays are not accepted in court.

Upon turning his back, Pedro released some bad air from his stomach and this did not pass without bothering the judge.

Judge: Pedro, you farted inside my courthouse. That is very disrespectful.Pedro: Judge, you are accusing me. Have you seen it?Judge: No, but I've heard it.Pedro: Judge, you better go home and plant camote. Hearsays are not acceptable in court.

A father says to his eighteen year old daughter " You are too young to get married , please get married when you are older and wiser ! "...The years go past and at twenty four years of age she says to her father : " Now that I am older and wiser , I have decided not to marry ! " .

A young man looking to get married asked his friend. "Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like.""Oh, that's easy," his pal replied. "All you have to do is find someone whos' just like your mother." "I did that already," he said, "and that one my father didn't like."

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Two words thatguys & girlsdont want to hear& afraid of:

Girls: "It's over"

Guys: "I'm delayed"

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husband: when im nad at you..you never fight back?how do you control youe anger?wife: i clean the bowl...husband: how does that help?wife: i use your tooth brush..

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33 of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died.

First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place I looked was out on the balcony.

I found the bastard hanging from the edge, trying to get back in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors screaming in agony. But the fall didn't kill the asshole. He landed in some bushes! So I dragged the refirgerator from the kitchen (it weighed about a ton), pulled it to the balcony, and hurled it over the edge. It landed right on the guy and killed him. But then I felt so horrible about what I had done, I went back into the bedroom and shot myself."

St. Peter nodded slowly as the man recounted the story. Then, telling the first man to wait, he took the second aside.

Second man: "I lived on the twenty-seventh floor of this apartment building. I had just purchased this book on morning exercises and was practicing them on my balcony, enjoying the sunshine, when I lost my balance and fell off the edge. Luckily, I only fell about two floors before grabbing another balcony and holding on for dear life. I was trying to pull myself up when this guy came running onto what must have been his balcony and started jumping up and down on my hands. I screamed in pain, but he seemed really irate. When he finally stopped, I tried to pull myself up again, but he came out with a hammer and smashed my fingers to a pulp! I fell, and I thought I was dead, but I landed in some bushes. I couldn't believe my second stroke of luck, but it didn't last. The last thing I saw was this enormous refrigerator falling from the building down on top of me and crushing me."

St. Peter comforted the man, who seemed to have several broken bones. Then he told him to wait, and turned to the third man.

Third man: "Picture this. You're hiding, naked, in a refrigerator..."

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SEVEN REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN:

1.) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

2.) A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'

The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

3.) A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'

4.) One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?'

Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'

5.)The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'

6.) A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'

'Yes,' the class said.

'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'

A little fellow shouted,'Cause your feet ain't empty.'

7.) The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

'Take only ONE . God is watching.'

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'

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Away ng magshota...

Girl: Bwisit ka!

Boy: Bwisit ka rin!

Girl: Pangit ka!

Boy pangit ka rin:

Girl: Supot!

Boy: Sorry na kxe!!

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STEWARDEES: Do you want a drink, sir?SIR: What are my choices?STEWARDEES: Yes or No.

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WHO'S GUILTY?Wife dreaming in the middle of the nightsuddenly shouts, "Quick, my husband is back!"Man gets up, jumps out the window and realizes, "Damn! I am thehusband!"

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COMMON FILIPINO MISTAKES:

1."ale, pbling colgate, ung closeup."-adik k s 2tpaste?

2."srado m pinto! La2bas ang aircon."-sosyal, may paa?

3."yaya,salubungn mo ung skulbus ni junior."- tama yan psagasa mo!

4."anak, 2mbi ka s ssakyan ha"-patayn dn c junior?

5."tnuka ako ng ahas"- man0k b ito? May tuka?

6."my tonsil aq"-kmi rn.c=

7."my candy aq, yw m?"-ofer b yn?

8."2log kn?"-mlman m p kya kng oo?

9."lowbat aq e"-d bterya krn?

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Promoting an office

A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares. So he told a kid to paint the sign board for him & put it above his shop entrance.

But, instead of his business building up, it began to slacken. He had especially noticed the ladies shying away from his shop after reading the sign board. So he decided to check it out himself. Then he understood why !

The boy found a small wooden board so he had split the word into the 3 words :

Guilty!The court hearing just started and already the dependant is off to a rough start.When the prosecutor asked the victim if he could identify his attacker the suspectquickly raised his hand and proudly proclaimed: "I'm here your honor!"

A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed.

Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?"

The other three agreed.

The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."

The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."

The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me."

The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret..."

A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy.

"I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay me one dollar. Then you ask me a question, and if I get it wrong, you get ten dollars. You ask me a question first." The farmer thinks for a while.

"I know. What has three legs, takes ten hours to climb up a palm tree, and ten seconds to get back down?" The scientist is confused and thinks long and hard about the question. Finally, the train ride is coming to an end. As it pulls into the station, the scientist takes out ten dollars and gives it to the farmer.

"I don''t know. What has three legs, takes ten hours to get up a palm tree and ten seconds to get back down?"

The farmer takes the ten dollars and puts it into his pocket. He then takes out one dollar and hands it to the scientist.

"I don''t know."

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> a priest lost a bird & asked during mass...> Priest: anyone got a bird?> all men stood up.> Priest: i mean, any! 1 seen a bird?> all women stood up.> Priest: i meant any1 seen my bird?> ...all nuns stood up

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A Pinoy, German and Pakistani get arrested in Saudi for drinking and were sentenced to get 20 lashes. Before getting whipped, the law enforcement’s top brass announces: “It’s my wife’s birthday and she asked me to allow you a wish.” The German said: “Please tie a pillow to my back.” His wish is granted but the pillow only lasts 10 lashes. He’s carried away bleeding. The Pakistani’s next. He requests two pillows on his back. It lasted only 15 lashes, the guy’s sent away whimpering. The Pinoy’s up. Before he could say anything, the coppers said to him: “You are from a beautiful country. For this, you get two wishes!”

The Pinoy says, “In recognition to your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes.” “Not only are you an honorable man, you’re also very brave,” the top law men replied. “If that’s what you desire, so be it. What’s your second wish?” the Pinoy smiles and says, “Tie the Pakistani to my back.”

Husband Wanted There once was a lady who was tired of livingwith men who were either physically abusive, whoran away from her, or who were horrible in bed.So she put an Ad in the paper, that was askingfor a man who:

1) would treat her nicely2) wouldn't run away from her,3) would be good in bed.

Three weeks passed, and there was no reply fromany man. So she just figured that there wasn't aman alive who could live up to these expectations, so she just gave up. But then, one day she heard the doorbell rang. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. The man said "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."

The woman replied, "Yes, but are you good inbed?"

And the man said with a smirk on his face, "Howdo you think I rang the doorbell?"

Another case had landed to the SPR but what made this new case different was that, a beautiful lady brought it to them that happened to be someone who knew Naru very well. How will Mai cope with another seemed to be competitor? NaRuxMaI fic. A/N: REVISING and Proof Reading.

"I want to eat clouds! I really want one,- Tennis man! Look, Ryoka-chan! It's Tennis man!" Ryota excitedly pointed at him when Ryoma got close enough. The boy pulled away from Sakuno to run into Ryoma and clutch onto his shorts and look up at him with a wide grin and glittering chocolate eyes. "Hello, Tennis man!"

A year after SODOM and that gang's back to their normal lives as students. What if Yanagi forced them to join the annual Battle of the Bands and Fuuko's their vocalist? Will Fuuko's voice be the way to melt the ice cold heart of Tokiya Mikagami? TOFUU!

REVISED CHAPTER SIX UP! Set 7 years after the anime. "Lookie here," Natsume said, pissed off. "I don't have time for this. I already have a girlfriend." He put an arm around Mikan's shoulders. "Here she is. And you're making her really jealous."

Sakuno never thought that she would meet Echizen Ryoma after all these years. Worse, she never thought she would fall to his charms again. But fate works differently. A onenight stand with Echizen Ryoma left her wishing she could just disappear.

Sesshomaru hires Sango to be his wife and mother of adopted daughter. However, Sango might not be able to handle the spotlight because of her job as an assasin. With the fame of her new life and the rising conflict of her old everything will collied.

Byakuya and Rukia have been secretly married for 6 months and are loving it. But when she gets kidnapped by Aizen, will Byakuya go to the ends of the Earth to get her back? Byaruki, M for lemons, language and violence.

Updated again! ONESHOT. WARNING:LEMON...Hotaru let Mikan to watch an XRated Movie when Mikan is so bubbly on asking what is an X movie.See the result when Mikan and a hot Natsume crossed paths with each other, especially on Natsume's territory.NXM R&R

Sakura goes out of her way to search for her sister, Sakuno. Now that they've found each other, and trying to have bonding time, the older sibling tries to find ways to make Sakuno happy. And what better way is there than to get Sakuno and Ryoma together?

Sakuno’s grandmother contrives to force Tezuka into a date with her granddaughter. Problems arise and as a result Sakuno becomes pregnant. Both must learn to balance their new lives together while readying for the new tennis season. It isn't so easy.

Renesmee is fully grown, and her heart keeps beating, shes entering high school for the first time and Jacobs by her side. Seth comes for school with them to make it easier on everyone. Jacmee JR x EB, Seth falls 4 a girl at school. Leah imprints.

Rei Smith was invited by Coach Ryuzaki to play practice matches against the regulars but instead decided to play for real against Seigaku's number 1, Echizen for something he became interested with lately, Sakuno Ryuzaki RyoxSakuxRei

how would you feel if you find out that everything going on in your life was planned out by you parents and the girl you fell in love with is suppose to marry you and you knew her even before you moved in together. Then thank how Kyohei and Sunako feel.

Sakuno has tried to get Ryoma's attention but failed miserably, so Fuji her best friend for 3 years comes up with a plan to get Ryoma jealous, but things take an unexpected twist and he starts to fall in love with her but fears she still loves Ryoma. RxR

Kyouya proposes a contract marriage to Renge, completing his plans for a bright future. A profitable occupation, smart investments and a future wife of notable status. But love? That was never part of his plan. Check the story's website on my profile!

Peter always saved Susan... from wolves, and from wars... but this time, it's something else Peter has to save her from. Will he be able to? Will he really want to? WARNING: INCEST implied. My very first fic ever, please review!

Mai Taniyama is a senior in St. Mary’s Exclusive High school. A simple student as she seemed to be, unbeknownst to anybody, she’s hiding a secret that involves her life after school, a life that includes the school’s no. 1 arrogant geek teacher.

Misa and L continue investigation on Kira's murders despite Light falling ill. L works relentlessly, and his refusal to pay attention to Misa just makes her all the more determined to catch his attention. Contains Lemons. Finished!

SasuSaku AU// She was known as Maid no.167 out of 254 servants in the Uchiha household. She has a name, but only her dorky roommate knows it. He was known as the God of Sex and guess what? His name was even more popular than Jesus. Uhoh I sense chemistry.

Meet Taniyama Mai, a princess who loves her people. Meet Shibuya Kazuya, an unsocial scholar. Then add in several excited maids and two rude-but-friendly royals and you've got a major problem! Please R&R! NOW COMPLETE!

Nanjiroh decides to have a Halloween party at the Echizen household. Of course, he drags Ryoma into the whole ordeal, and being the obnoxious old man he is, decides to invite the whole school...RyoSaku.

COMPLETED: My first fanfic. What happens when lust gets in the way? A ByakuyaxRukia fanfic. Spoilers till the soul society arc. No use skipping the first chapter, if you plan to read the whole story, that is XD Just read the title to get what I mean

Ever wondered how it feels to be tricked by a death god? Misa made the biggest mistakes in her life. She confessed love to the wrong person, and carelessly dropped her intended love letter. The next thing is, she's about to face the feared one... KIRA.

Noi's and Takenaga's twins are fourteen and hate each other! So Noi sends them away. Away to Kyohei and Sunako.Is she crazy? What are they going to do, and what is Noi planning this time? Finished. SxK NxT RxT

Finally My LAST CHAPTER! Sakuno and Ryoma both excels in tennis will they both find love after a suspense tennis match!As love find it's way to make destiny. Will they be able to end up together? Please Read and Review!

The Devil's and Elf's is in war, and have been in a couple years. when the devil sudenly begin to kidnap elf's. what is gonna hapen when a importen young girl is kidnaped and lead to the prince of the devil's? ::RyoSaku::

For as long as he could remember, Tezuka would always speak of that person. "It could be anybody!” argued Oishi, exasperated. The stoic man stared off into the distance. “I will know,” he said quietly. TxF, some Golden Pair

COMPLETE Sakuno left Fuji for believing she caused the accident that hurt Yuuta. Realizing his mistake, Fuji tried to win her affections again. Now it's up to Inui, Yuuta and Yumiko to bring them together again.

She never really noticed him, but he thought of her as rather cute. Ryoma can say that her hair is too long, or she could be called annoying, but he can say that she caught his eye. One-shot. Fluff. FujiSaku. Second part deleted by accident. Sorry...

Due to financial difficulties in life, Mai took the rewards a company president offers her for her good deed. This includes the chance to marry his son. Mai and Naru encountered lots of misunderstandings after the long run, will they find the way to love?

Probably the most disturbing crack fic I've ever made, and it has such perverted sexual stuff in it that it has to be rated M! Ringo tries to take advantage of poor Agito! RingoXAgito. OOC. MAJOR OOC, to be exact.

In a desperate attempt to pay off her rent and tuition, 20 yrs old Ryuuzaki Sakuno found herself landed on the doorsteps of a great mansion that belonged to none other than the great Echizen Ryoma himself. RyoSaku

Haruhi is having a wonderfull day. Nothing is going to interupt her happiness. Or so she thinks. A forgotten key and a darnged friend from middle school might turn her brilliant day into a complete nightmare. rated for rape. please read. thank you

Rangiku is under the effects of Kisuke's "lust liquid." She has been having dreams of a certain someone. Who does she go and visit to satisfy her urges and needs? 2nd story of the Needs series. Lemony Goodness.

Ringo x Agito, Akito, Lind fanfic.Ringo has had her heart crushed by Ikki. Now she finds herself once again falling this time for a man with a multiple personality disorder. Will she once again have her heart crushed.Warning...Heavy lemons and swearing.

She never thought their fates were intertwined a long time ago. Fuuko had a childhood sweetheart whom she never saw and now he's back. Who's this guy who holds Fuuko's heart? Tokiya who's currently Fuuko's close friend is not happy...

Sunako has FINALLY become a lovely young lady. But, she is now WEAK and in an abusive relationship, and she is POWERLESS to save herself. How will Kyohei take this news? Will love finally blossom between them? SunakoxKyohei

When childhood friends arrive into her life once more, Sakuno finds herself getting closer and closer to Ryoma, who can't explain the feelings he has for the petite girl. And what about the rest of the Seigaku Regulars? RyoSaku, Seigaku RegularsOC

Otani has to leave town for a few months, but it just so happens that days after he leaves Risa finds a shocking discovery. Does she have the heart to tell him, and end the once in a lifetime trip? DISCONTINUED

COMPLETE. Pre-sequel to Wedded! After one year of the marriage, Sakura and Syaoran Li are proving to still be in love with eachother. But can they handle other surprises that are along the way? Lets just see and find out just how the couple copes...

“I did not accept you because for the first time I had someone I was afraid to lose and that was you. But then you had an accident and I was afraid to lose you even more, then I realize that I can’t live with out you” PLEASE READ & REVIEW.

Sakuno finds herself in a job she thought would be easy. But she was dead wrong. With the stress of work, school and a crass male she wonders if she'll be able to survive. RyoSaku. Ryoma might be a little OOC.. Or maybe completely OOC. Your pick...

It was another day at SPR, and another case. The usual murders and mystery- but nothing is as it seems in this school, and that's when Mai realized something truely amazing. T for Language please R&R p.s. this was done by Cloud so sorry if it's bad

The Detective Boys went with Conan, Ran and Sonoko to clean Shinichi's house. They were paired and then assigned their cleaning areas. In Shinichi's room, Ayumi discovered something about Shinichi's past with Ran that even Ran doesn't know.

COMPLETE. Sakura and Syoaran are forced into an unwanted marriage, set up by their parents. They start off as the worst enemine but as time carries, they become the total opposite. Formally known as: I's an 'I Do' thing.

This is a series of oneshots about Kyohei and Sunako. Flames accepted it is a collection of songfics. I hope that people will actually read this thing it will really make me happy. This story is dedicated to my two best friends.

What happens when Ryoma sees a bit too much of Sakuno's skin? Add a few raging hormones and we have some romance...please go easy on me! This is my first EVER fanfic and I really want to improve my writing so please review! This is a RyoSaku fanfic!

Sequel to "Looking." I wasn't planning writing this but since many asked for it, here it is. Hope you like it. RyomaxSakuno. The setting is on White Day. It also contains suggestive themes, nothing much but I'm just warning.

With the girls' dormitory's heater under repair in the middle of winter, and Mikan's one month nostar probation, things aren't going well. Especially when the girls were to spend the month with the boys and Mikan staying with Natsume. Life is sweet. NxM

1st story ever! Lemon couples everyone that has to do with Sakura. No gay crap.Sakura finds a scroll. She activates it and a freaky thing happens. Every guy is perverting on her. Having sex and maybe rape. It is all about the lemon in this story. Read!

Ryoma's body froze. 'She couldn't have just said what I thought she said,' he thought while looking at her in disbelief, 'there is no way shy little Ryuzaki who tends to blush when I glance in her general direction just asked me to teach her how to kiss.'

Rukia loves her brother so much that she can forgive him no matter what sin he commits, so one day, he decides to see how strong her love is by putting it through the ultimate test. It turns out love is hard to come by when it deals in Byakuya’s alley.

Sakuno was slammed against a tree her back pressing against it. Let me tell you something, I know exactly where you're from and I don't want you messing with any of my plans, the figure explained, I'm also looking for the Long lost Aura of Salencia. RyoSa

Naru found himself on a compromising situation that he never expected when he decided to go out of his office and unconsciously visited his sick assistant, but hell, who cares if he ended up enjoying some unnatural things for him.

DISCONTINUED Karin invites Kenta for a weekend sleepover after her family goes on a weekend vacation, but are they really alone? or someone else staying for the fun. KentaxKarinx? guess who this third person is. Up for Adoption

After spending the day at the beach with Light and Misa, L realizes that he has fallen for Misa. But when Misa pretends to fall asleep at L's house, Light leaves and many things happen between her and L. *mature stuff people XP* i hope you like it!

Now that High School is over, it's time to start thinking about college and finding a new place to live. Everyone's living arrangements are already set, but Risa's still looking...And Atsushi wants to look with her. Purely cute fun!

Updated!Sweet Sakunochan is actually the second generation of Yagyu Jubei. Please read and find out what happens if her past identity is being revealed. POTxJUBEICHAN Crossover! Pairing : FujixSaku, RyoxSaku and more to come

RyoSaku. What if Sakuno found a racket from the sky which belongs to the Tennis Legend? Without knowing that she freed the Tennis Legend from the racket and went inside her body, They became friends somehow, and Ryoma doesn't feel comfortable about it.RxR

Misa is abused and left for dead in an alley by Light. Matt finds her and brings her home to treat her wounds. He offers her a comforting shoulder to lean on in her time of need. And though he wishes she wouldn't, he knows he can't stop her from going bac

A summer vacation as farm volunteers, the regulars are now in Kyoto, feeding the pigs and chasing the chickens. It would be called 'torture' especially to Ryoma. And now, Ryoma finds a new, cocky and handsome rival with Sakuno's heart. RyoSaku R&R!

Oneshot. Sakuno and her never ending battle with the English language, plus the never ending teasing she recieves from her boyfriend. RyoSaku. The two are in high school so expect some change in character.

Autumns' Promise sequel Everything ended up in a car accident. Long comatose and confinement. Ryoma needs to leave for while. But everything went wrong when he came back. Was it on purpose or fate? RyoSaku

A mask can provide a person with an identity they never knew they had. One night, a boy and a girl meet and sparks fly. Being hidden means you have no reason to be afraid. Pairing: you have to read to find out.

“you know the cards are missing! I have them.. and.. no,she can’t have them back”“you can’t be serious..that’s not even fair!”I’m willing to give them back on one condition...you become mine and mine only”.. a twisted ET..

Kyohei and Sunako are stranded on a row boat in the middle of the ocean with nothing more than two wooden paddles, a cooler containing one last sacred beer, and a box of matches. What'll happen between the two? Romance or catastrophe? Review please! Thnx!

Yasuhara has alot of ideas up his sleeves. Lin and Naru has a small small secret, gene used that to threatened them making them play and join what they were doing. Naru has no choice because he didn't want anyone to know his secret : Same pairing NaruXMai

AU Fuji is a talented hairdresser. When a girl with two long braids comes for a haircut, he is enchanted. Unfortunately, he knows only two things about her: her name, and that she already has a boyfriend.

Fuji, being the sadist he is, decides to give Ryoma a very sexy, manly birthday gift. It wasn’t until later, after encountering two insane yaoi fangirls that Ryoma realized just how SEXY the gift was. FujiRyo, thrill pair. Oneshot, Ryoma birthday fic.

Lost chocolates can get that far, and that's what Ryoma wanted to prove after she did it. "I'm not as dense as you think." Sakuno jolted when she knew that she's already on top of him, with a white blanket covering the two of them. :Ryoma's B-day Special:

They were childhood friends...But they got separated...They left their memories in a Maple tree who only the two of them know where it is. Dedicated for Ryoma's birthday... Happy Birthday Ryoma! RyoXSaku oneshot

Ryoma comes back to Japan and attends an all boys' high school. Sakuno, wanting to see him again, reluctantly enrolls in the same school in the disguise of a guy. How will Sakuno cope with attending and living in a school full of boys? RyoSaku

Misa is causing Light a lot of trouble, and distracting him from figuring out his next steps with the Death Note. But Light is a smart man, and he knows one specific way of shutting Misa up. ONESHOT RATED FOR LEMON!

A new case brings the SPR gang to an old mansion. As usual the spirit takes an interest in Mai, but not like usual. Will Naru be able to save her from being turned into a ghost forever? Naru x Mai FINISHED!

Of course Ryoma knew that all her bentous weren't meant for him. But that wasn't his only problem. Deciding to resolve the case with a date on Saturday, he realizes that asking her out may not be as easy as it may seem, with his meddling senpais and all..

Tonight is the Farewell Ball for the original Ouran Host Club and Haruhi will have her secret revealed.The only problem is she's stuck in a pitch black elevator during a power outage... with Kyoyakun!What will result? Oneshot and complete!

When Naru takes the case, SPR go to where the 'hauntings' take placea local lighthouse. While the case isn't all that it seems, what will Naru do when the client has his sights set on Mai and doesn't seem like he's going to let her go free? Naru and Mai!

Momo goes to Kiley for comfort when she finds Toji kissing a mysterious girl, who should be her! Kiley does comfort her, and maybe more when he invites her over to his house? Not as bad as it sounds, but it is good! Please R&R

[IchiRuki] It seemed being a husband to Kuchiki Rukia and a father to a child was not as simple as it's supposed to be. At least not in Sereitei and not in Kuchiki Byakuya's eyes! The sequel to Oh My Gigai! Second of the Oh My...! Bleach Fanfic Trilogy

Amidst the rumors about a ghost inside the school and the worsening class wars, two people discover that they can be more than just a name and a face to each other. Ryoma and Sakuno,from mere acquaintances,to friends and perhaps, to something more.

An old comrade's back bringing two unusual things: one's a neverseen madougo, the other's a toddler...Kurei!And when the boys tried investigating about the madougo?ALL MEN: CHIBIFIED! What's the girls gonna do? [ToFuu Implied]

Mai always goes to visit her parents grave, but one day she has to take a detour because of another funeral. How will she react when she finds a picture of Oliver and Gene Davis on a nearby tombstone? Watch out Naru!

AU “I won’t marry someone who doesn’t love me!” “Oh, is that all you wanted Rangiku?” Ichimaru smiled, tauntingly. “I’m sorry, I don’t have any for you.” Ichimaru could say cruel things. Even to the woman he wanted to marry. FINALLY UPDATED!

Maybe he was bitter about being separated from his cat but Ryoma just didn’t understand the hype. So it was a bird. So it made noise. So what? That night he went to bed deciding he would never understand the mind of a female.

This is the story of a girl who gathered the Seven Seishi of Seiryuu, and obtained the power to make every wish come true... YuiNakago [14] Revelation and Betrayal: When the dust clears, who will survive?

Sakuno always hoped, that one day he'd come back, and he did. But just because he came back, doesn't mean he'd stay. Sometimes the truth hurts, other times, it's the most important thing to move on.not a song fic. RyoSaku. R&R. CHAPTER 3 FIXED EDITED

Ryomakun and Sakunochan are officially dating each other and this has been going on for more than three months, however Sakunochan is feeling unconfident towards this relationship.Although Ryoma was the one to propose to her, their intimacy has not been i

If there was one thing they've learned in all of the years of being together it was that love couldn't be measured in height. 50 sentences based on the relationship between Koizumi Risa and Otani Atsushi.

Ryoma,as we all know, a coldblooded tennis star... he always shrug his feelings towards Sakuno. A day comes when Kevin, a fiance which she didn't wish came and join the tennis club. What will happen to Ryoma? A rival appeared between tennis and love.

A one shot featuring Ishida and Nemu. Ishida comes home from training and Nemu decides to give him a massage to soothe his sore body. Rated M for a reason. Nemu is quite OOC in this story. Please R R. Thank you

A ghost of a girl who's heart has been broken by her family and a guy she loves because of their lies, seeks revenge on those people who lie to others. They ended up taking the case. Mai would be in danger, what would Naru do?

Nemu has feelings for Ishida. Would he ever love her, even if she is a Shinigami? Rated for later chapters. Has slight spoilers if you have not seen the Bount arc. 2nd fanfiction. Please read and review. Final chapter is now up.

The Spr gang wake up in the morning to find that they are not in their right bodies!Oh the horror!How will they go through all this?and Yasuhara's black mailing them!Read and find out!NaruxMai,AyakoxTakigawa,LinxMadoka,JohnxMasako.

RyoSaku It was a simple deal: pretend to be Ryoma's fiancee for three months in return for a signed endorsement and promotion. But things aren't always as they seem, especially when Fuji decides to have fun. ON HIATUS.

Shinichi gets one day, just one more day to spend with Ran. But after that, the pill’s effects will wear away and Conan comes back knocking. He swears he will get everything done in those twenty four hours. But is twenty four hours long enough? oneshot

Haruhi has to babysit in a public swimming pool. Enter the Host Club to the rescue. But what will Kyouya do to stop Renge from running into an scantily clad and obviously female Haruhi? Translation of Naleeh's fic .Kyouya x Renge.

YuuxMiki: Excerpt for chapter 3: Miki couldn't control herself anymore. Tears rolled down her cheeks and soaked the covers. She couldn't stay quiet anymore, and yelled, JUST GET OUT! YOU CAN LEAVE SO GO!: My remake of ep. 75. CHAPTER 3 UP! R&R!

Haruhi's father died of Aids, she's unable to pay the rent, and hardly able to smile at her customers. When Kyouya offers her a place to stay, she has no coice but to accept. Rated M for drugs, violence, mild language, and sex.

[IshiHime] Suddenly, it sunk in. He was... kissing her. Kissing Orihime. Inoue–san. The girl he went to school with. The one who loved Kurosaki. Kissing. Ishida gulped. Yeah, he was definitely going to hell for this. [Oneshot]

Seven years after Ryoma's wife passed away, his parents and Sumire Ryuzaki secretly come up with a plan to set him up with Sakuno...by making Sakuno believe she's just there to babysit his seven year old son. They thought it would be easy...

The seasons change, and one year has passed. 8 more files have been added, 16 cases Mai Taniyama, has gone through, and countless cups of tea for Naru. Will it be enough, so that she can ask for a day off? What’s this day off for?

Sakuno, at age 16, disguises herself as a boy named Futari Hensou in order to play in the boys' tennis club and hopefully get into the regulars team. what'll happen as her plan progresses? RyoSaku [Reedit: I've changed the plot a little.read to find out:3

What happens when a perverted and a troublesome senpai tried to disarray our favorite pair's World War 3? Answer: CHAOS. And now, they face the wrath of both the jealous Flame Caster and the maddened Ice Queen. MxN. Reviews! Oneshot

[title meaning: princess of tennis]Sakuno's prodigal tennis skills are revealed when her grandmother enters her in a tennis tournament held at Seigaku. Even more troubling, she uses not her fake name but her real name! [RyoSaku]

We know and they know Sakuno is shy, clumsy always stutter. But what if she's not the real Sakuno? That the real Sakuno was just off, missing? And what if she comes back with a secret inside of her? R& please!

Tokiya and Fuuko always disagreed about everything they talk about. Recca got tired of their rants and made a bet. If they fought in a week, they have to be a couple in two whole weeks but if they didn’t…Recca will be their slave…What could happen between

that night was not meant to happen in more than a few ways... can be read as a oneshot or as part of 'Just like his dad' please note LEMONS! lots and LOTS OF LEMONS. if you are underaged DON'T READ. simple as that rated M for a reason.

“Well, its not everyday ore.sama tries to ask Ryuuzaki.sensei for her granddaughters’ hand.” How they met, and how their love developed. A story of the beautiful melody Atobe and Sakuno make. Will there be a happily ever after for this couple? AtoSaku.

the team is now having their vacation from everything,fighting,searching & protecting even schooling & now their bored to hell but suddenly yanagi teach them a game.they will be locked up with somone in a room with only one bed for a month...please R&R..

Sakuno has a secret wish. Ryoma gets the girl...by kissing a guy! RyoSaku with implied RyoFuji. Actually a HET fic, but yaoi fans can enjoy too. Light and happy. Dedicated to o0xXxGaMe SeT aNd MaTcHxXx0o for being the 100th reviewer for Hit and Miss.

This is a story for which characters i do not own nor possess. This story is dedicated to all the Kyouya and Haruhi lovers as well as Ouran High School Host Club lovers as well. GO Haruhi and Kyouya Senpai forever! This is dedicated to you!

5 years have passed, and a lot has changed. When Ryoma comes back from another trip, he sees Sakuno again, but things are different this time. Maybe they'll get together, and maybe not. RyoSaku, slight drama. Oneshot, R&R please.

It was Valentines Day and the Seigaku Regulars started a betting game. Tomoka, then, created a game that affected Sakuno that much. She was jealous and in the end she fainted. Ryoma went to the clinic after class and was completely worried for her,RyoSaku

Sakuno is sick and yet she still continues to practice because she still can't get his mind off of a certain cat eyed boy. On the other hand the cause of her dilemma is walking by and have seen her faint... Read and review... :

SunakoxKyohei You all know the classic Cinderella tale right? well here's a twist to it. Sunako is Cinderella, Kyohei is prince Charming and throw in some spells and nijas and what'd ya get? A crazii cinderella story!

what do you think if Ryoma's brother, Ryoga, suddenly popped out in one of the most unexpected celebration? what if Ryoga finally found out about Ryoma and Sakuno's relationship? please check it out! Read and review...

Five members of the SPR team are called to a mansion by a young man called Fai, who is having ghost trouble with some old relatives from hundreds of years ago. The servants and maids have already been scared off by numerous attacks. What awaits them in the mansion? And will they get out in one piece?

The moral of this story is not that gender doesn't matter. Rather, it's about how Akira was bored, and if her classmates wanted her to help search for the mysterious crossdressing girl they'd heard about, who was she to argue? [AkiraxTakumi]

Love bloomed as they both grew. However, a lovely spring had just been told. And to be able to win, they must fight for what they have. To be happy, to be loved and to endure pain together. ryosaku-incomplete

This is about a series of events that happens after Ms Katagiri marrys... lots of funny incidents and pairings... totally hilarious situations and i've dragged PLUTO into this...just read and tell me if you like it... coz this ones really unique...

Ryoma Echizen: the young Prince of Tennis with his arrogant and unsocialized attitudes. Sakuno Ryuzaki: a shy girl who has weak legs as the result from a tragic accident. When the two meet, piggyback ride is the only solution. RyoSaku.

After the winter break. A new student came named Shirota Sazayaku from Nagoya. During his first day, Sakuno accompanied him and in the end, Shirota realized that he suddenly fell in love to Sakuno. CURRENTLY STOPPED

Even when I try to end my pain, it just gets worse. I tried to end this and it just made things worse. The harder I try to avoid pain, the stronger it comes. Yui can't seem to escape the torture. Oneshot.

well, it's a song fic basically about fuuko and tokiya... what can i say? i love this pair... no offense of course to those who think otherwise... tokiya's thoughts about fuuko and their relationship....

“Meg has a what? “Amnesia”? Is that… possible? I mean, she has a photographic memory, how can that happen?” Kyu said very surprised. “Yes, she has amnesia…” Said the doctor. “But, but, but why can she remember…” Please R&R and no flames

My very first DC fic, and the first fic I've ever finished. Hope it turned out okay. SUMMARY: It's nearing Christmas time, and Ayumi has invited the Detective League to go skating. What do you think will happen when Conan unwillingly brings up some memori

Sakuno was having a hard time on herself to say her true feelings to ryoma. The problem is... Rejection. Could she finally say her true feelings? or just keep it for along time? RyoxSaku ONESHOT plz R&R...

After witnessing her best friend and boyfriend kissing each other, Ryuzaki Sakuno met an accident and hence lost her memories. Therefore, her grandmother decided to send her to another school to start her life anew… [BunSakuonesided, KiriSaku] REWRITE!

What happens when you put the Hokage Team in a haunted house? Well, Fuuko gets terrified, Yanagi gets a personality switch, and Ganko suspects that the little girl is behind it all...[ToFuu, with side KaoruGanko]

Daisuke is gone, forever. Second Hand is never releasing Daisuke, and never will. Dark -as Daisuke- and Riku shares a moment, as Dark tells Riku something. (Bleh! I'm no good with summaries!) One-shot.

Sakuno changed last summer and when she comes back to school she decides that she had enough of Ryoma's quiet atitude and gives up on her love. But Ryoma doesn't want to lose her to anyone.(Ryoma-Sakuno and or Fuji-Sakuno) -final chapter-

[COMPLETE] [Repost & Revised] How one Makimachi Misao - refined businesswoman - came to involve herself with a sexy gigolo Shinomori Aoshi and the attraction that ensues. Clean and Lime Version. AU, Modern Times.

AU. They say they are just friends. Both having their own love interests. Hitomi is in love with Dilandau while Van with Celena. However, one fateful night happened that vastly changed their lives forever. ON HIATUS.

AU-OneShot.Ryoma had disappeared from her life after being tricked byto enter the haunted mansion to save her.But here he was standing in front of her again.Wanting revenge.They have to serve him now.As his servants.and he wants Sakuno.RYOSAKU.Please R&R

In order to save Ayumi from a speeding car, Conan gets hit instead. He wakes up in a hospital bed, only to find out that he's forgotten everything...including the fact that he is Kudou Shinichi. [EDIT CHAPTER 1: I put up the Japanese translations - sorry!

RyoSaku.Both are 17 high school student.Ryoma gets jealous of Karupin and decides to let Sakuno know that she belongs to him.Will it succeed?What happens when a wet Karupin jumps on Ryoma. A shirtless Ryoma.ONE-SHOT!R&R!MY 1ST TENNIS NO OUJISAMA FICCY!

Conan can never return to Shinichi- So he leaves for America to start a new life. Ten years later, Ran comes to America with Ayumi, where there is an accidental encounter with a person she believed was dead.

Misao and Aoshi are on there way home when they are attacked. Misao and Aoshi are separeted in the middle of the chaos. A snow storm hits as Aoshi searches for Misao. Will he be able to find her or will she die before he can tell her how he feels? WAFF!!!

Jessie and James have been married for five years. They’ve run Team Rocket together during this time. They have it all–but Jessie wants more. Find out what happens in the second installment of my JAJRN, “Moving Forward”.

Winter, the season when Ryoma asked her to be his girlfriend, winter, when Ry0ma broke her heart into million of pieces. And now it's winter again, will she be able to be Ryoma's girlfriend again? Or just move on and be with Fuji?

One Shot: Now, Peter understand why he can't choose any King for her Susan. Thanks to Edmund's good council. but could he tell Susan about what he feels. sorry for the lame summary. Peter.x.Susan pairing... warning: Incest!

She should have been careful to her decisions in the first place. Some things are just irrevocable that could destroy someone in a blink of an eye. RyoSaku! READ AND REVIEW btw: thankz to aena-chan for the summary