Sunday, October 21, 2012

MOUNT IN GOATS IN MINNESOTA -- ILLEGAL!!!

We apologize to our faithful readers for our lack of posts during Minnesota's good weather season of Sprummertumn. Given the mudslinging of the 2012 election, droughts, the looming fiscal cliff, Medicare, Social Security concerns, etc., Green Scallions has failed our readers by not keeping them up to date on the best of the worst news. Scallions sources have provided us with exclusive updates on the crimes of Abmiael Rojas Dominguez, perhaps one of societies more sicky sickos, which you can read about in the link below.

CAUTION:THIS MATERIAL IS NOT SUITED FOR ALL READERS. THIS IS THE BEST OF THE RECENT WORST:

Scallions legal gurus believe that if this case goes to trial that Dominguez defense team will portray him as a good Christian heterosexual man in love; who was planning on voting yes on Minnesota's gay marriage (one Billy, one Nanny) amendment in November.

Furthermore, Dominguez is an international spokesman of safe sex, being the front man for the Natural Lamb condom brand, which he tacitly endorsed while having intercourse with the deceased.

In a brief payphone call to Scallions from an undisclosed jail location, Domienguez defended himself telling us that his lady friend Nanny told him "hacer feliz a alguien", " which kind of means she wanted him to make her happy, or something like that in Spanish.

Defense attorneys have already announced they will seek to have any trial moved right across the border into rural western Wisconsin where weird things like this seem to happen more often and jurors may be more sympathetic of Dominguez's actions. Wisconsin authorities have indicated that they have no problem with this and the state Democratic Party is hoping to grant him temporary residency and register to vote in time for the elections, assuming Dominguez is one of those 47% whose endorsement will help get more of the Latino vote.

The prosecution, however, believes there is undisputed evidence of guilt and the accused has displayed no remorse for his unconscionable acts. Facing 5 years jail time and $10,000 fine, prosecutors have stated that any royalties Dominguez may be entitled to from books, porn movies, People Magazine, etc. will be forfeited and turned over to Bleating Hearts, a worldwide do good goat group .

Rumors are also circulating that Law and Order Special Victims Unit is sending cast members and crew to Minnesota to look into filming a 2 hour season premiere in the fall of 2013 based upon this heinous crime.