OK. That part about the limited supply is a lie. But the free part is true. For now.

Let me sum up: I released an app called Neurotic Stix for iOS (iPhones and iPads). This app is a set of iMessage stickers that you can send to your friends (or enemies). Have you messed around with stickers yet? If you’ve updated to the latest (free) version of iOS, you have a super-powered (but overly confusing) way to send and receive many cool visuals beyond just text messages. If you want to see a tutorial about downloading and using stickers, here’s a good one from the MacRumors team.

And so… I made my own twitchy, animated, neurotic stickers to express how you feel when you’re not feeling so good about yourself. If you have to apologize and criticize yourself, you might as well do it with clever-ish stickers… Now you can join 50,000 other slightly tolerant iOS users who have already downloaded my app. Just go to the iOS App Store.

My favorite five star review so far is this one:

Sigh… 😔

Anyway, the stickers are free for now, but I might charge a whopping 99 cents once my 14 seconds of fame have passed and nobody cares anymore. That way, I’ll be able to mope around thinking about the lost opportunity.

In case you haven’t noticed, we’re taking a break. Or a hiatus in more sophisticated circles. Or a [redacted] in less sophisticated circles. But, we’ve missed you and hope you’ve (almost) missed us. We’re thinking about our next season, which seems like a good time to ask you: Do you have a relationship story you’d like to share? Or do you know someone who has a story that should be told? We’re considering many things — parenting, your decision to (or not to) be a parent, relationships going through loss/grief, illness, incarceration, dating, sex (let’s dig into the nitty gritty), more on open/alternative/unusual structures for relationships. As you learned from our last season, we’re not looking for an exact formula or a perfectly clean answer here. But we’d like to hear from you! We can’t make any promises or commitments yet, but maybe you can help us shape the next season…

In this podcast episode, Nikki, Ben, and Stevan start to define their relationship now that everything is out in the open. If you’re just tuning in, be sure to go back to episode 31 for the beginning of the season: It was a good marriage, but…

Hey! Were you thinking just now that you want to hear even MORE about my chronic pain?! Actually, this time it’s more about how I made the video about my pain. If you’re interested, limp on over to Medium.com for the full article…

In this podcast episode, we listen to Stevan and Nikki talk about their continuing affair. At this point, the affair is still a secret, but Nikki is preparing to tell her husband. I don’t know about you, but I’m already starting to get chest pains…