A Dog Named SEX

When I took him to City Hall to get his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex.

He said "I'd like to have one too!" Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was 9 years old."

He responded with, "You must be quite some kid!"

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for Sex, and he said that EVERY room in the place was for Sex!

I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night."

The clerk said, "Me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away.

Another contersant asked my whi I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. he told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand" I said. "I had hoped to have Sex on T.V."

He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to file for custody of the dog. I said "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." the judge siad "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said "Me too!"

Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. a cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 AM?"