Welcome to Perfection, Nevada

We hope you enjoy your time here, stop by Walter Chang's Market and have a bite to eat or buy a souvenier, take Burt Gummer's Survival School, take a hike on one of our great trails around the rim of the Valley, or take a Graboid tour and see Government Protected Albino Graboid, EL Blanco.

Warning: Extreme Wildlife Danger, Stay on Pavement at all times..

Current Population: Six.

Elevation: 2135

Est. 1902 (not actual Year).

SEE EL BLANCO!

In the event of a Shrieker or AssBlaster incursion in the Valley all tourists are advised to shield your body heat, Space Blankets can by purchased From Walter Chang's Market.

Other strange phenomenons have occured in Perfection Valley, if you encounter a creature not related to the Graboid Species take extreme caution and find away to notify Burt Gummer or Tyler Reed.

All Tourists be alert of your seismo watches at all times... Do not make any noise when EL Blanco is in the vicinity or he'll turn you into the main course.

Tourists and Non- locals are the main deaths in Perfection Valley due to their lack of experience in dealing with dangerous creatures and sometimes incompetence.

No harm is to come to our Albino Graboid or the U.S. Department of the Interior will slap you with a $50,000 fine.