Things
Women Need to Know!!!

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Rules
That Guys Wish Girls Knew. . .

If
you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We
refuse to answer.

Learn
to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.

Don't
cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive
than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married
is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck
with them.

Birthdays,
Valentine's Day, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find
the perfect present yet again!

If
you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you
don't want to hear.

Sometimes,
we're not thinking about you. Live with it.

Don't
ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such
topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

Sunday
sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tide.
Let it be.

Shopping
is not a sport, and no, we're never going to think of it that way.

When
we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.