Doug Hutchison, 51, Marries Courtney Alexis Stodden, 16

Doug Hutchison, who you may remember as Percy in The Green Mile or if not, the leader of the DHARMA Initiative on Lost, married a 16-year-old aspiring country singer named Courtney Stodden this week. “How?!,” you may ask indignantly while staring at a copy of your police report.

Well, according to Clark County, Nevada law, 16-year-olds can marry legally with parental consent and, guess what, they got it. Says Stodden’s mother, “We are totally supportive of this marriage… Doug is a wonderful man and we love him.”

The catch is Courtney Stodden looks nowhere near 16 despite what she says. According to her modeling site discovered by Celebuzz, she’s “17” and 5’3” weight 96 lbs with a 36 inch bust and a 23 inch waist.

Whatever. The only way this girl is sixteen is if Doc Brown came back from the future to 1981 and replaced the hospital’s calendar with one from 1995.

I’d hit that so hard if you pulled me out you’d be the King of England.

Subiesky

i would fucken poke her cinnamon hole until she screams STOP

Subiesky

i would fucken poke her cinnamon hole until she screams STOP

Subiesky

i would fucken poke her cinnamon hole until she screams STOP

jgb99

Good job Doug man.

Alteran

Good guy.
Hero of XXI century.

Nsb971

Baller status

Guest

considering her music to be country music is a disgrace to the genre

mary

I saw them being interviewed on the E! entertainment channel. She seems like she’s on drugs, and he’s just a dirty old man. I reckon he thinks he’s in love, but she’s just looking for fame. Ugh, the whole thing makes me want to throw up. What were the parents thinking? Shame on them. You’re supposed to protect your daughter from creeps like this, not throw her to the wolf. Disgusting.

mary

I saw them being interviewed on the E! entertainment channel. She seems like she’s on drugs, and he’s just a dirty old man. I reckon he thinks he’s in love, but she’s just looking for fame. Ugh, the whole thing makes me want to throw up. What were the parents thinking? Shame on them. You’re supposed to protect your daughter from creeps like this, not throw her to the wolf. Disgusting.

Mya_baby319

She’s making the whole “young girls with older guys” thing look really bad. She is so not in this for the right reasons, and it’s totally obvious. Good job.

Mya_baby319

She’s making the whole “young girls with older guys” thing look really bad. She is so not in this for the right reasons, and it’s totally obvious. Good job.

Mike Hunt

If she is 16 I bet she’s real tight!

Blondebelleamy

Ya she looks like cougar hahaha.
So gross. If she gets press for her shitty music career over this I will vomit.

Their both ugly. And look at the way se hangs off him. STRIPPER hahahaha

Blondebell

boob job 15 years old. – check
Marry a guy over 35 years older – check
loose self dignity – check
have no talent – check
look washed up already – check
have parents that will see you off – check check
regret it in a year- check