Haha I love it! I mean what was he expecting? This is the girl who started S.P.E.W and adopted Crookshanks. Actually I would say for Hermione that's a pretty normal name. I love this! It's so funny and different! I can't wait to read more!

Author's Response: Hahaha I agree! It could've been MUCH worse! I love this comment so much-- you know EXACTLY what I was trying to accomplish with this chapter. Excellent :)