"I'm pretty sure that Lou Holtz just said that Iowa State's locker room is "all pink on the inside." - andtinez

"ESPN anchors discussing the forthcoming Michigan game. I was only half-listening, but tuned in just long enough to hear the following phrase uttered: 'Spoken like a guy whose girlfriend was stolen away by a band of gophers.' What the hell did I miss? - Holly

"As a Michigan State fan, I have one question for TO: Do you have any leftover painkillers?" - Evan, Jackson, MI

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"At this point, I think the only folks still watching the Wisconsin-Indiana game on the Deuce are Wisconsin fans too drunk to change the station, gloating Purdue fans, Deadspin commentators looking for low-hanging fruit for snarky comments, and lesbians with a crush on Pam Ward." - Bort

"Do you think there is actually someone on the other end of Ron Zook's headset, or is he just talking to himself?" - MajorHarris4Heisman

"That MSU radio host is now 10 points and 15 minutes away from bringing a noose to his next postgame show." - MWpuckhead