This
song, which has not yet been recorded, was first performed in December
of 2012, not December of 2091, though once I get my time machine up and
running, the latter is a definite possibility. The song imagines
what Christmas might be like near the end of this century.

Lyrics

December 2091

Deck the festive space-time rifts; beProgrammed so that you can seeAll the holographic gifts be-Neath the holographic tree.

Beam selections from the TorahTo the others in your vat.Light the lights on the menorah;They say there's an app for that.