Unfortunately, the whitehouse.gov site has a word limit, so I had to slightly edit my original petition, which appears in full below:

This
petition requests that the federal government take steps to insure the
orderly, peaceful secession of any state that ratifies, through
legislative process or referendum, the decision to withdraw from the
Union. These states are entitled to the right of self-determination and
besides nearly all of them are states that receive more federal money
than they pay in taxes, so allowing them to succeed would reduce federal
expenditures by cutting non-productive “dead weight” out of our nation.Because
simple secession would result in involuntary expatriation of the 30-45%
of citizens who voted for President Obama in states where secession
petitions have been filed, not to mention the Romney and third party
voters who believe that calls for secession are an extreme reaction to
losing an election, this petition also requests that the federal
government enact legislation to assist in the relocation of those in
soon-to-be former U.S. states who wish to remain United States Citizens.
The steps below outline a very rough plan for allowing for orderly
secession and repatriation.

Congress
shall set a deadline by which all fifty states must decide, by methods
of their own choosing, whether to remain members of the Union.

Once
it is determined which states will be seceding, citizens of
secessionist states who wish to relocate to non-secessionist states may
file a petition declaring their desire to remain American citizens.
Likewise, any citizen in a non-secessionist state who wishes to become a
citizen of one of the newly formed states should declare their intent
to give up their American citizenship.

The
federal government will institute programs to assist refugees from
secessionist states in finding jobs (perhaps by matching job skills to
jobs that will be vacated by those who plan to relocate to a former U.S.
state.) and relocating to U.S. states. This program should include
government assistance for low-income families and individuals who would
otherwise by unable to remain U.S. citizens. Similar programs will not
be necessary for those revoking their U.S. citizenship, as they don’t
want any help from the government.

Once
everyone has been relocated to a state of their choosing, the federal
government may begin disentangling itself financially and politically
from the former U.S. states.

As
soon as all formal ties are dissolved, the U.S. should erect secure
borders to prevent foreigners from stealing our jobs and government
benefits.

Since this is our country's chance for a "reboot," we should enact corporate reform concurrent with the above actions. This should include breaking up "to big to fail" banks, ending commodities speculation and off-shoring of profits, and enacting an Workers Bill of Rights that mandates health care, vacation time, and all the other perks that people in Europe consider essential. The legislation should also set a cap on the ratio of CEO pay to employee pay for any company that wishes to receive government subsidies of any kind. Corporations who do not wish to play by these rules will be allowed to relocate to newly-independent former states and their infrastructure will be converted for use by employee-owned startups.