But we could really give a flying flick about your in-house pundit spewing their perspective unbidden.

That's what the "Play" button is for. So's we can choose to play. Y'know...if we want to. Just don't make that decision for us. That's just plain rude.

Editor's Note: We're lookin' at you, ESPN Fantasy Football - stop busting us out at work! We're down for some Matthew Berry / Starfania Bell commentary as much as the next guy, but not when the boss is within earshot, dammit!