On the plus side, Mike has sobered up, but on the downside, he’s facing tax evasion charges. “When Mike got audited, we all got audited. Do not f*** with the IRS,” said Snooki.

Mike was regretful about his past choices: “The last five years have not been cool, you know? I went through rehab. Or, actually, two rehabs. I got this court case. And then I realized that I destroyed the friendships that I thought would last forever.”

Despite Mike’s looming possible jail time, the group still managed to remember the good times with him: “You get tired of, like, that one night and the multiple women or the threesomes or the foursomes, or whatever.” They also recognized how things have changed: Everyone but Pauly D raised their hand at Snooki’s question of who had gotten Botox.

After they celebrated Mike’s sobriety by doing shots, they took to the boardwalk and enjoyed being recognized by tourists. It’s unknown how things will go for Mike in his impending court case, but fortunately, he got to get in some quality friend time beforehand.