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Potato Head Riverboat

Description

The Potato Head Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Potato Head -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of the Kingdom. Along the way you supposedly can see:

Kids crashing on Tom Sawyer Island

Two Indian dolls

Mountain villains

Touring Advice

If traveling with your commune, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.

Policies and Warnings

Expectant mothers should not ride.

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