Frustrated Nationals Fan Blames His Death on Team’s Struggling Bullpen

A man named Patrick Killebrew died on June 20 at his home and his obituary made sure to point the finger for his passing to one singular cause: the Washington Nationals' bullpen. Per the obituary, which ran in the Richmond Times-Dispatch:

Killebrew knows of what he speaks, too. The night before he died, the Nats let a 6-0 lead slip away, en route to falling to the Marlins, 8-7. The Nationals may be running away with the National League East, but the bullpen has been the squad's Achilles heel that may need to be addressed come October: Koda Glover leads the team with eight saves, but has an ERA over 5, while the entire relief corps is sporting an ERA just under 5, second-worst in the majors.

Something tells us that Killebrew will be watching the playoffs, preparing to roll over in his grave in disgust.