Shame on you Spring! At first you gave us a glorious sun and you took it back right away, spreading infinite grey shades in the skies. You left us pretty gloomy and of-guard. At least, there’s no season on Tumblr. There are only some sporadic events punctuating your dashboard with the ...

The upcoming weekend will be chill as fuck. My basket is filled on board with Gifs and I’ve got just enough time to show you my little precious before getting back to work. Lately, good Gifs are falling from the sky. I’ve got enough of them in stock in case of shortage. Indeed, ...

Its aim to be a lovely weekend, we finally have Spring-like weather but I won’t go out. In between my job and my laziness, my computer screen will be my only windows on the world. Nevertheless, we decently can’t have a weekend worthy of the name without Gifs. So here’s my ...

In a full week, there’s never enough time to harvest all the fruits produced by a dashboard. Thousands of seeds are sown but a lot of them won’t sprout. Others will rear their heads months or years later. Like ignored apples in a kitchen’s corner, they’ve been there for long and ...

A nice week ends and a better one is to come. To live it to the fullest, it requires a lot of rest and time on the Internet. Starting with a nice cup of tea in the hand, I’m smiling at life and at the Gifs before getting back to work with endless case file ...

Valentine Day is now behind us. We wont’ keep harping on about it, but I wish I had received a bouquet of Gifs from an anonymous valentine. A blooming arrangement, fancy and tasteful, accompanied by a glass of good red wine. But, if you want something to be done right, well ...

$extape is the creation of two Danish musicians: Birk Storm and Stina Kinck. Earlier this year, they released « Danish Porn Mixtape » signed by Feel Up Records (label of Jillionaire // Major Lazer). The idea started from a meeting while touring, and ended up by a record session in ...

Hunting the Gifs all week long, I have to wake up at dawn at least three times a week to not miss a thing. Sluggards please abstain yourself. To catch a proper Gif you need skills and a sharp eye able to detect when one of them innocently wanders in between cats pictures. You casually ...

For now on, driving the wisdom’s path, I allow myself a quick detour on the gif’s highway pushing the scrolling’s gear to the fourth speed. Reaching 120 posts per seconds on my dashboard, Tumblr is on the blink and any reblog is risky. When it comes to find the gifs sources, you are ...

As the boss says, life goes on. As shocked as I could be by the recent events in France, I went back to my job and I tried to find a sort of comfort in my scrolling habits. My heart wasn’t really there, but I sought into my pictorial stash to dig out Dillion Harper’s ...

2015 is here and I hadn’t time to hold my breath that this new year came. Personally, I’m not a new year resolution’s girl, I’m exercising whenever I can and I won’t give up on fat food or increase my vegetables consumption. I’m just gonna keep going my way because I don’t know what ...

At Le Tag Parfait, we see porn pragmatically. It’s just an excellent masturbatory support. With virtual reality, this support becomes a sensory porn experience and takes the viewer to a stunning realism. For now, few people are involved, except for VirtualRealPorn that offers ...

In a few months, Chloe Lewis conquered the heart of a hundreds of thousands of Chaturbate’s users. She also knocked out a part of Le Tag Parfait with her high quality liveshows. The young Quebecker has just take a break to work on her new project, which allow her to take back the ...

It’s getting rare that I love a new artist. Being old in a sad environment makes me truly appreciate when a new and fresh discovery comes to my dull ears. Carpenter Brut is one of them. Smartly combining dark visuals from various influences (Satanism, Lovecraft, slasher movies…) with ...

During this quite studious week, I allowed myself a midweek break to look for my gifs. Scrolling amuck, I could see myself going as far back as my posts of last week, or even further, as long as my right hand would let me indulge in this sweet frenzy. But my finger fapping got ...

So it is that my last holidaymaker weekend drew to a close with the writing of this column, and an umpteenth viewing of Dogma, to have a good laugh at the lousy jokes of Jayand Silent Bob before going back to my routine. But then, do note that I don’t complain, my schedule isn’t that ...

September is this very month of the year smelling a disturbing fragrance of fresh rotten work routine and dying tree leafs. Yeah right, you’re back to your normal working activities, everyone in your office talk about their amazing summertime and, you can’t help thinking ...

Morning is coming to an end, and I still haven’t digested last night’s Butter Chicken. Stranded on my couch, I think about all the good meals only waiting to be swallowed into my tiny stomach, and hope for the chicken to finally move, in the right direction if possible. Today is going ...