Thank you sincerely much for fucking up what should have been a simple copy and paste procedure. If I had not already spent money on it, I would not have even bothered with your complete and utter incompetence.

If not for personal experience, I wish it had been my foot that collided with your program instead of the bench a few times.

------------------------------You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend!

High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple.-scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav-Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella-The key thing to remember about historians is that we are entirely capable of being objective, empirical and batshit crazy. ~ Dr. Marvinmarymac

Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon

he's hiding out in Ecuador's embassy to avoid facing charges of sexual assault. and asking people to stop the wikileaks "witchhunt".

Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon

You had four years. Four years to fix the windows. Four years in which I was barely even here to do all of this shit. And instead of the afternoon, you choose this morning, when I have nowhere else to go, to start this loud obnoxious reconstruction shit BEFORE you even get to my room.

I swear to god, this had better be just for today or I am going to stay at a motel for a while. Fucking bullshit.

It is likely that the cat was dropped off and not merely lost and so I fling a hearty Fuck You to whoever decided to make it Someone Else's Problem.

The pitiful kitty cries broke my heart and so I called the neighbour who has cats and a dog who said she would take it in until we could find it a home. Well, no one wanted her. I am allergic (didn't realise how much so until today when it was in a box in my car and I had taken my allergy med and it still made my eyes water and my nose twitch) And neighbour's dog thinks kitty is a snack, so she can't keep kitty even for a week or so.

And so, my only recourse was the SPCA, where it may be that she doesn't get adopted, and I have that on my karma.

Plus the extra guilt because I wouldn't just take her in, since it seems like the universe really *wants* me to have this cat.

And so, Fuck You to the cat dropper-offer. May your bed be infested with fleas.

Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies.

You are the most self-absorbed, up your own arsehole, insensitive cunt I have ever met.

That was the most awful, disgusting, cheap, despicable thing that you could have done.

I know it was just a matter of time until you turned but what a time to do it.

I hate you.

Fuck off and die.

High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple.-scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav-Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella-The key thing to remember about historians is that we are entirely capable of being objective, empirical and batshit crazy. ~ Dr. Marvinmarymac