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Friday, January 28, 2011

Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie is the latest entrant in the Asshole of the Year contest (though the most egregious of his transgressions span multiple years, women, and states). He is also in the running (against Cam Newton and other Auburn football players) for the Most Stupidest Motherfucker Award.

On Monday, he ripped NFL and union leaders over negotiations for the new collective bargaining agreement. Showing off his truly astounding intelligence, here are some of his comments:

"To me, you need to stop bitching about it. And if you wanna say you're gonna get into a room and meet and greet, and say you're gonna do what you need to do, then do it. Don't just talk about it." (keep in mind his 'do it, don't just talk about it' statement later)

"Especially when you don't get no information about nothing from the union or the owners. So to tell you the truth they need to get their damn minds together and get this [expletive] done. Stop bitching about money. Money ain't nothing. Money can be here and gone. Us players, we want to go out and play football. It's something we've been doing and we love it and enjoy it. It's our livelihood." (I hate when I don't get no information about nothing)

"I mean, that's how I feel. Honestly, I don't give a damn if they get mad at me or not, but it's getting to a point where it's getting ridiculous when everything is always dealing with money. You're basically dealing with people's livelihoods. That this is what we do for our careers, and you're dealing with hundreds of thousands of other people that's in this workplace also, from the venues to everyone else." (note how he pretends to care about peoples livelihoods, and many people potentially losing their jobs)

"... I mean, you've got our head union reps acting like a [expletive]. And they've got their guys acting like them [expletive], so they just need to get their [expletive] together and get it done."

Mind you, Cromartie is a free agent now, and due to the uncertainty of the next CBA, his contract status for next year is up in the air. But the real thing to remember is that CROMARTIE HAS 9 KIDS, FROM 8 DIFFERENT WOMAN, ACROSS 6 STATES!!! Could this be the reason he is so interested in a new CBA? As it is, he had to take out a $500,000 advance upon signing with the Jets to cover "custody-related costs." How is it that someone who has made over $12 million during the course of his career hasn't taken care of these issues, or even saved any of that money to take care of these issues? This stupid motherfucker (up to at least 8 mothers fucked now) needs a new contract to take care of his kids, whose names he even has trouble remembering!!! Talk about caring about peoples livelihoods... I feel bad for his kids.

But back to his statements about the CBA... After his statements, Ray Lewis and Darnell Dockett called him out, expressing confidence in the leadership of the player's association. Cromartie responded (like a little bitch, via Twitter, of course):

"I don't give a who about Ray Lewis or [Darnell Dockett] talking about what I said."

Seattle QB Matt Hasselbeck also responded to Cromartie's inarticulate blabber with the following tweet:

"Somebody ask Cromartie if he knows what CBA stands for."

Yet to this (which was subsequently taken down by Hasselbeck), Cromartie responded:

"hey Matt if u have something to then say it be a man about it. Don't erase it. I will smash ur face in."

So I guess he only doesn't "give a who" about people say who can beat the shit out of him and are black, but the second a weaker white guy says anything, Cromartie wants to get all tough, and threaten violence... Yet, by his own words, this little bitch should "do it" and not "just talk about it."

And all of this doesn't even bring up him calling Tom Brady an asshole, or threatening Hines Ward with violence before the AFC Championship, saying the remedy for Ward's dirty play was "Grab his ass by the throat and choke the s--- out of him."

With his passion for smashing faces and choking the shit out of people, I'm sure he is a great father to his multitude of kids, whatever their names are (and who knows, he might have a few more out there by the time anyone reads this)...

Antonio Cromartie, you are truly one of the Most Stupidest Motherfuckers out there, and are the epitome of Asshole...