I PORTABLE TOILET! How useful that will be in the beet fields, Mrs. Al. That is indeed, a lucky find for you and yours. We will be looking progressively forward to new burkas for wee childrens, made of dear Leaders leninlinen!Do these Aren't these children not have cute faces!

I haven't seen so many happy people and such abundance since I left the Soviet Motherland. How come Americans can't be like that? But Marx willing, we will catch up with it yet. Obama and the MSM are toiling hard to bring that joyful day closer!

The movie didn't show any electronic gadgets on sale, or any other means of sharing information. Good. They will not be required in the Progressive World of Next Tuesday. The 78 RPM vinyls with Red Army Choir singing patriotic songs by government composers should be sufficient.

Oh my, Frau. Can you to be seeing what I to be seeing? That 35-ish sitting on stool womans to be of the very good bread making. I never to be able to be of making such the round bread. I must to be of asking her how she to do such a thing. They must to be of the very talented tribe I am not of familiar about. Maybe Obamugabe to know of them as they to be looking of the African tribe.

Once again we have shown the glorious system of the Motherland in practice (Thank you Eisenstein... er Riefenstahl.... er Trinh T Minh Ha.... er Michael Moore... er Commodore Snoog of The Peoples Navy). Now we can collect even more taxes for the glorious progress to Next Tuesday!

I haven't seen so many happy people and such abundance since I left the Soviet Motherland. How come Americans can't be like that? But Marx willing, we will catch up with it yet. Obama and the MSM are toiling hard to bring that joyful day closer!

The movie didn't show any electronic gadgets on sale, or any other means of sharing information. Good. They will not be required in the Progressive World of Next Tuesday. The 78 RPM vinyls with Red Army Choir singing patriotic songs by government composers should be sufficient.

Welcome back Sarge, us commies ain't so bad once you get to know us (looking around nervously and lowering voice) just watch your back, some of us can't be trusted. Haha, just kidding comrades, we know none of us can be trusted.

There's a website that lets you download a video and then add your own text to it. Check that thread titled "I need help comrades" by Chedoh.

I think your famous bootcamp scene from that movie FMJ would be great if you took out all that potty mouth talk and add something Progressive instead.

Obamugabe, Have you considered a career in the United States Marine Corp son?

You look like you could be a fine stong fighting man son. Since my rehabilitation I am more open to recruiting those whom are not like me.

Were you aware that Uncle Sam is now involuntarily drafting allowing colored to serve in the military? Now who would of thought of such a thing 30 yrs. ago. Now there are more Negros now serving in Vietnam as a larger percentage of combat soldiers than there are in the general population in the USA. Did you know that son?

Ever since I re-enlisted for my ninth tour of duty in Nam, at least half of my platoon are coloreds. Son, we are winning the war, and the Negro is on the front line of the fighting.

I have many colored friends now son, did you know that Bob Hope has many USO shows and many great performers like Diana Ross and the Supremes entertain the troups? We also have twice a week chicken and watermelon in our K rations.

And how about that Bill Russell and the Boston Celtics, why I'm going to watch them live in the Boston Garden tonight on my new B&W TV, right after my favorite TV show, Dragnet. Russell is a really great player for a colored, don't you think son?

You see son, white people are pansies and avoid their duty to God and Country by getting draft deferments and going to college instead, or going to Canada. Such cowards, what a bunch of Jive Turkeys son.

I'm going to let you in on a little secret, one of our Intel agents (Agent Orange) mentioned to me a new tactic being used against our enemies. Once we Marines come out of the bush we need a little R&R, if you know what I mean.

So when we go into the village for a little, uh, you know, "Boom Boom" we are sharing the same skanks that Charlie and the NVA seek out. Intel has been leaving behind US. Govt issue condoms in the brothels. Well, some of them are marked "ribbed" or "sold for the prevention of disease only", but as to not be so obvious we mix in a few condoms labeled "For colored use only".

When Charlie visits the brothels and opens the condom packages we leave behind, it immediatly demoralizes them son. Seems God was more "generous" to the Negro than he was to the Gook. Makes them feel inferiour. Modern military tactics, psychological warfare son.

So enjoy the new Navy Production Video son, psstdon't trust them, they are lacking cooks in the Navy so they are on a recruiting drive for Negros, we should chat when you have a chance.

And I must ask Mrs. Al Czarweary, seems you need a shave and a haircut soldier?

It is of most appearances that you are of the rude kind.

In case you are forgetting I am the first wife of the second in command to Osama Been Laidon.

I would to be watching of mouth as there might to come denouncement to you.

Now stop to be of critical of born Progs and watch lovely singing of my husband that Commodore Snoogie Woogums was to be of finding when he to be rifling through my drawers. It almost to be as stimulating as Obowmao stimulating package.

Obamugabe, Have you considered a career in the United States Marine Corp son?

Sergeant

You forget yourself, PROLE!

I AM THE DEAR LEADER AND COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF THE PEOPLE'S ARMY OF ZIMBABWE!

Now get out of my sight before I send you for End of Life Counselling!

Obamugabe

Good to see you are already doing service for your country son. See all peoples have equal opportunity in the Armed Services, why someday America may even have a black Commander in Chief. Most likely he will have been a Marine though. At ease son.

Please forgive this old racist and homophobe, I was merely trying to introduce you to the joys of being a United States Marine son.

The smell of napalm in the morning, the great food.

And we Marines get to travel to far away and exotic places, meet new and interesting people, then kill them.

I guess I had come to the wrong conclusion about you son, why you seem to rule in a very prosperous country, never seen a country with so many billionaires before.

And I must ask Mrs. Al Czarweary, seems you need a shave and a haircut soldier?

It is of most appearances that you are of the rude kind.

In case you are forgetting I am the first wife of the second in command to Osama Been Laidon.

I would to be watching of mouth as there might to come denouncement to you.

Now stop to be of critical of born Progs and watch lovely singing of my husband that Commodore Snoogie Woogums was to be of finding when he to be rifling through my drawers. It almost to be as stimulating as Obowmao stimulating package.

Well ma'am I must say your husband has true talent. But does he know that sailors are rifling thru your drawers? And what are you doing in the barracks? Where's the platoon leader?

Speaking of recruitment, you've come to the right place. Why in no time at all we'll have you goin' Asiatic. Get yourself some love beads and join a drumming circle. Forget all that Mickey Mouse military discipline they filled your head with. Free love brother. If it feels good, do it. That's the order of the day here at the Cube. Hug a tree for Mother Earth.

Speaking of recruitment, you've come to the right place. Why in no time at all we'll have you goin' Asiatic. Get yourself some love beads and join a drumming circle. Forget all that Mickey Mouse military discipline they filled your head with. Free love brother. If it feels good, do it. That's the order of the day here at the Cube. Hug a tree for Mother Earth.

Soldier, a-ten-hut!

We deal with hippies in the Marine Corp. son. The only thing a Marine should love is.

In addition, eco-friendly Pota-Potties™ will soon be installed in public squares of all major cities. Here is a prototype currently being tested in one of the Bay Area laboratories outside of San Francisco.

In addition, eco-friendly Pota-Potties™ will soon be installed in public squares of all major cities. Here is a prototype currently being tested in one of the Bay Area laboratories outside of San Francisco.

Is toilet paper supplied or are we to use just our hands?Progressive minds need to know!

In addition, eco-friendly Pota-Potties™ will soon be installed in public squares of all major cities. Here is a prototype currently being tested in one of the Bay Area laboratories outside of San Francisco.

Is toilet paper supplied or are we to use just our hands?Progressive minds need to know!

Really simple anwer Comrade, we progs use the US Constitution to clean up after our daily constitutional.

In addition, eco-friendly Pota-Potties™ will soon be installed in public squares of all major cities. Here is a prototype currently being tested in one of the Bay Area laboratories outside of San Francisco.

Is toilet paper supplied or are we to use just our hands?Progressive minds need to know!

Really simple anwer Comrade, we progs use the US Constitution to clean up after our daily constitutional.

Clearly Comrade Snoogie Woogums has inspired the masses with his production, in which I can find but one fault: an underrepresentation, or unconscious ethnocentric oppression if you will, of balalaikas in the pictured music store. Just one! To think that the three-string righteous has fallen so low!

As for Comradettes, those North Koreans really can do it better! Not for nothing does Dear Leader surround himself with barely-legal beauties, the yorokobigumi or "pleasure squad" as the reactionary Japanese media puts it, who can dispense progressive compassion (and accordingly proportional rations) at a moment's notice.

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand

China launches cube-shaped space object with a message to aliens: "The inhabitants of Earth will steal your intellectual property, copy it, manufacture it in sweatshops with slave labor, and sell it back to you at ridiculously low prices"

Progressive scientists: Truth is a variable deduced by subtracting 'what is' from 'what ought to be'

Experts agree: Hillary Clinton best candidate to lessen percentage of Americans in top 1%

America's attempts at peace talks with the White House continue to be met with lies, stalling tactics, and bad faith

Starbucks new policy to talk race with customers prompts new hashtag #DontHoldUpTheLine

Hillary: DELETE is the new RESET

Charlie Hebdo receives Islamophobe 2015 award; the cartoonists could not be reached for comment due to their inexplicable, illogical deaths

Russia sends 'reset' button back to Hillary: 'You need it now more than we do'

Barack Obama finds out from CNN that Hillary Clinton spent four years being his Secretary of State

President Obama honors Leonard Nimoy by taking selfie in front of Starship Enterprise