HowTo:Win a game of Tic-Tac-Toe

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1x1 and 2x2 boards are the easiest to win by the first mover and the hardest for the second mover.

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The 1x1 board has preplexed many of the greatest mathematicians of the 1800's. Yet now the 21st century has come, you can now understand the 1x1 board! People always wondered why the 1x1 was so easy for the first mover yet hardest for the second mover. But now we all know there is only one place to move, so the first move is the winning move!

If O moves to any of the three spots after x moves, x can nuke the o and place an x on the available spaces to win or go to the two remaining available spaces. Or have a spectator eat the o. Nuff said.

In this example, you are X. O goes first. O goes in the dead center. Win in one move.

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You must use the Gay-Box maneuver to win. This was first employed by Ed. The gaybox is drawn around the center square and takes up space in the eight remaining squares. The piece in the center will grow lonely, go gay and shrivel up, causing you to win. Don't be a n00b. If you go in the center, you are dead.