In a New York court Cohen, 52, blamed his crimes on Mr Trump. The disgraced attorney told Judge William Pauley on Wednesday that Trump had caused him to

Follow a path of darkness rather than light.

Pauley recommended FCI Otisville, but the final decision will be made by the Federal Bureau of Prisons.

The Jewish Telegraphic Agency reports that it’s unclear whether Cohen, who has noted his Jewish identity on multiple occasions, keeps kosher at all.

FCI Otisville is additionally known for being a particularly comfortable place for a prison. One current inmate reportedly said he eats better in the prison, where the staff is pleasant and the food is “plentiful”, than he did at home.
Matzo ball soup. Worth going to prison for?

If Cohen gets sent to the FCI Otisville recommended by his judge, he’ll get kosher foods such as matzo ball soup, gefilte fish and rugelach – a cream cheese pastry – in part because of its “proximity to New York’s sizable Jewish population.”

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Larry Levine, above, who served an 11-year sentence in 10 different prisons and then set up the Wall Street Prison Consultants group, described FCI Otisville is “federal Jewish heaven.” It holds Shabbat dinners and Passover seders.

Is there a prison that caters to people of the Flying Spaghetti Monster faith? Just wondering…

I mean if I EVER decide to rob a bank or something here in NYS it would be nice to know that I will get bottomless bowls of pasta and meatballs and a never ending stack of bread sticks. Ohhh.. and some red wine too.

Maybe even just some nice salad with vinegrette dressing.

Or fuck that, just feed me lasagna (:

Melvin Polatnick

Getting a frozen Kosher meal is nice but after the food a Jewish inmate has to pay “punk dues” to the tough bad ass racial minorities. No NYS jail is easy for a white inmate. Those whites who say it was a picnic are making misleading statements.