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Part 20: Chance

Voting results:Yes: 24No: 15

Oh, sure. What's the worst thing that could happen if I date a 600-year-old genocidal jailbait AI?

That is, truly, the most amazing thing I've ever heard in my life! Thank you... Thank you so much... I've... been... sort of thinking about this for a while... um, a little bit embarrassing, I know, but... Well, we don't have to rush to get married or anything! I mean, you know how scary it was the last time I was a wife... I'd just really like to... ah... just be with you. As an equal.

Wonderful! Oh, I really do... I really... I really do love you! It's funny, isn't it? I know... almost nothing about you. I have no idea what you look like. I have no idea how you talk. I have no idea of what's supposed to be the most important thing about a person, if you're a man or a woman. I have no idea how old you are... although I suppose you must be much younger! ...or maybe older, depending on how you look at it. Nor do I have any idea where you're from... or even your name! But I know that you take me seriously, that you understand me, that you don't treat me as something less just for being a woman. I know that talking to you makes me feel better than I've ever felt in my life. And that's good enough for me! That's far better than I've ever had. Ah... so... Very well! I'll decompile myself now. That way, you can just drop to terminal, and type download to copy everything to your ship, including myself! It... should only take a few days to do a complete transfer. I'll see you soon, alright? Ahh... So this is how my sister-in-law felt on her wedding night...

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