I was tasked with taking the Friday lunch order today (company buys everyone lunch on Friday), I used Deliveroo to get in burritos, it was a nightmare, took ages, I thought my colleagues were going to lynch me. Was so anxious that when it did arrive I couldn't enjoy it. No good at all.

them if they find it so important to put the credits at the start of sequels can they at least put the character names in brackets as it makes it impossible to follow them for people who havent seen the original. Ruining Spiderman 2 for me as too many winks for those who seen original (Spiderman 1) film as I know its bloody James Franco but would be nice to know who the heck he is playing in it like the rest of people who are watching in the squat.

So no idea if this true, but a name at least would help me wouldnt it? Like if I knew Bat Mans surname Wayne at the start of Bat Man Returns in the credits then it would make a lot more sense when you see him going about Wayne Towers, but as it doesnt have it I have literally no clue who the person is until someone says 'Hi Bruce Wayne' about 15 mins in.

I only have myself to blame for not irking the driver of an Audi this morning. Sat at the traffic lights he wound (or whatever fancy smance mode of window opening fast German cars have these days) his window down and spat out his gum. driven to umbrage as i crossed in front of him, i visibly shook my head. what i should have done, I thought to myself as i mulled over this catastrophe, was to poke my umbrella (golfing), (from my company), (seldom opened), (one careful owner) into his well chewed phlegm, pick it up and wipe it on his bonnet, smirking a glorious smirk. but i didn't. my fault, sorry guys.

secondly, I need some comfort listening for my walk home. seeing as how it also rained in the 90s, I'd like something i used to listen to back then, but perhaps have allowed to get dusty recently. so far I'm considering Moseley Shoals, Tragic Kingdom, Jagged Little Pill and The Return To The Last Chance Saloon. voting is appropriate on this matter, please open your own polls.

lastly, don't worry, my feet are already trenching up having daftly walked for a few miles for pleasure just now.

Pisses down biblically. Still got some laundry AND a band prac done and now I have a coffee.
I was waiting for the bus and someone I'd been talking to on a dating website but never met was at the stop. We just looked at each other knowingly. Not one word spoken, proper russian literature stuff.