Dbacks have their own 15 game winner in the form of Ian Kennedy. Bet the Yankees wish they still had him.

Their Michael Martinez:Sean Burroughs last played Major League Baseball in 2006 before resurfacing with Arizona this season. He has a respectable enough .257 batting average, but it's completely empty, as his OPS is a paltry .564. He's only 30 years old though, so maybe he has upside like our 28 year old rookie Martinez. Ha!

Their Danys Baez:Aaron Heilman was released after posting a 6.88 ERA and 1.67 WHIP in 35.1 IP. Guess which organization he's in now...the Philadelphia Phillies (currently on DL in Triple-A Lehigh Valley).

What We're Listening To:Carson- Bad Meets Evil (Hell the Sequel). This hip-hop duo boasts Eminem and Royce Da 5'9". Eminem is my favorite MC of all time and when teamed up with Royce, it makes for a very pleasurable eargasm. From start to finish, the two exchange verses back-and-forth with fervor in double-time over a multitude of dope beats. Best tracks: Above the Law, Fast Lane, and Lighters (ft. Bruno Mars).

I know the Phils have a huge lead in the NL East, but this game is pissing me off.

Victorino pops out to 1st with Halladay on 3rd with only 1 out- missed opportunity.

Halladay starts the 9th inning (which I would have done if I were manager), but proceeds to give up 2 hits and Charlies doesn't budge. Then Lyle Overbay doubles 2 runs home and now the Phils are losing. Doc is obviously laboring, but Charlie still has him out there. Why?!?!?!?!?!