Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist

Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a small tiny penis. I love to get my *ssh*le filled by my mexican daddy's giant c*ck every day because my name is drew pickles and I love to suck on long hard penis because I cant resist

Was this GIF intended to be viewed with a Commadore 64? cause that is the ugliest image compression I have ever seen in my entire life. The second frame could easily be a 7 yearolds finger paint interpretation of Frodo Baggins. Seriously, what the hell.

omfg darthwang is correct. what could possibly be worse than still having to see politic sites featuring the LOSERS? Reading the credits where it says "The Bitch - Katie Couric"! oh WAHH, boo hoo, she exposed sarah palin for not having enough intelligence to run for vice president?? anyone else would have if it wasnt couric. and dont try to spin it like couric cost you the election because of that. shut the f*ck up, die in a hole, and stop making sites about the losers now, bye.

should have done something like "john is now living in a nursing home, where he is tended to by his bangladeshi daughter. he owns a construction company in blah blah blah. cindy mccain went on to pursue an acting career in... etc."

I voted for Barak Obama, and I approve this message. Seriously, great effort and I believe we had (for the first time in a long time) two intelligent, moral men running for the Presidency. Disagree with one or the other as you will, this was the best election America's had in a long time. Two months till Bush takes his bow and we can all watch (and participate in) the next 4-year season of America: The Executives.

Hi there. First of all, I'm truly grateful for the kind comments I received! I'd like to answer the question about the file size. I'm a visual artist and I covered every aspect of the animation from the first frame, and I noticed the huge amount of data is at the last part, exactly when the rolling credits start. It was artistically impossible for me to shrink the size further if not making completely frozen credits (a choice I readily scrapped)...

Also, dithering and error diffusion only create more and more complexity to the image, therefore making the file bigger. I'm sorry about the file size, but that doesn't mean I'm not burning my brain trying to find a solution to the problem (I see it as a problem).

a site i made recently has a scrolling text bar across the top. originally it was 10 fps, i took that down to 5. makes it slightly choppier but only hardly noticable. no one said anything that they noticed choppiness anyway. then i took the original image size, constrained proportions and took it down 75%. This allowed me to get it under 3mb without color or quality loss. maybe try something on yours like 90%?

Hi everybody! I worked all day to reduce the size of the animation, but unfortunately at a quite high cost: I removed the antialias effect on the rolling text, so it's no easily readable, it looks like babble if you're just listening to the music and laughing at the photos on the left. I also tried to pixelate the first frames (2 horizontal blocks and 1 vertical) but I'm afraid it will push people not to like the whole thing since the start. Tell me if you want the new version (it's 2.93 MB).

The music makes the site. If appropriate music had been chosen, it wouldn't have been entertaining.
Also, it doesn't have to be funny to be a good YTMND (although a majority of the best YTMND's are funny.)

Hi everybody. Again, thank you for the comments and the votes I received for this work. Reading all your comments made me think maybe it's time to say something new other than "I'm working to fix the file size". So here we go: ***THERE ARE AT LEAST 2 HIDDEN ELEMENTS IN THE ANIMATION***. And one of them is not "terrosist" (:P). Find them and I'll donate some bucks to a winner's ytmnd.

I was asked by darkster2ongame via PM what is the font I used to make the credits on this ytmnd. I thought it would be better if I tell anybody, so you can use the font for your personal projects or anything else. The bold looking one is called Bebas, it's not perfect, you have to play with kerning and leading but it looks cool if you know how to use it. The rounded font is Avian, but you can use Century Gothic, it's more or less the same thing.

Hi everybody, whoever is reading. I'd like to announce you I'm still working to improve this ytmnd. I don't have much time because I have many other things to do and working on my ytmnds is a very time consuming task, but not a priority. I'm redesigning the text almost pixel by pixel and trying to reduce the complexity of the photos. My goal is to get it under 2.5 MB (it's the best you can get). Please note these are major changes but the content is still the same, only a little less gracious.

Also, I confirm that on IE it's totally out of sync and that, on Firefox, it requires a fairly quick machine to run properly. Though the first problem can't be solved at all, I'm confident the second one will be solved with the new version of the GIF file.