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Because Sometimes…

From The Savage Sword Of Conan v.6, which also includes a story where Conan has sex with a girl, then fights a bear, then the girl turns into a tiger, then Conan turns into a lion, then they fight, then Conan turns back into Conan, then the guy who turned him into a lion gets shot in the head, and then Conan cuts his head off and steals a statue and then thinks about how he’d like to have kids someday because things were different back then.

I’ve been there, dude. First she turns into a tiger, next she’s calling and texting all the time so you can’t have an evening’s peace. Pretty soon you and the tiger are watching Sandra Bullock together, and you’re wearing J. Crew and wondering where it all went wrong.