Show Notes

— Your Test Results Tell A Different Story: Ray DeVito downplays his drinking to his doctor as he explains his seizures

— Emotional Eating: Joanna Shaw Flamm, who has a podcast about fitness and nutrition, is in studio

— What IS Dying?: Chemda has had a cold for a week. Keith roasts her for not properly taking medicine.

— Keith “Drawer-Slam” Malley: A man ordered an ice cream cone at a Baskin-Robbins, tried to rob the store while still holding the cone, reached for the cash register, and then an employee slammed the drawer on his hand. The thief ran away without money or ice cream.

— Everybody’s Favorite Segment: Keith reads out some of the recent tweets from President Trump, including a gif he reposted of him hitting Hillary Clinton with a golf ball

— White Dude Convention: Thousands of Juggalos came to Washington D.C. to protest the FBI labeling them a gang. Coincidentally, hundreds of Trump supporters were there at the same time.

— I Closed A Cabinet Door And I Thought Of You: Chemda went to Cathryn’s housewarming party

— Maybe It Was Me: Former congressman Anthony Weiner will serve time for engaging sexually with a 15-year-old girl

— Doth Protesting Too Much: Ted Cruz liked a porn video on Twitter. He claims it was a member of his staff who clicked the video and made an honest mistake.

— The Final Straw: While awaiting sentencing, Martin Shkreli offered his Facebook followers $5,000 to grab a strand of Hillary Clinton’s hair during her book tour, prompting a federal judge to revoke the $5,000,000 bail offer and send him directly to jail

— 5% Of The World: Jennifer Andresen saw an advertisement for this season's American Horror Story on the side of a New York taxi and had to pull her car over because she was having a panic attack. Andresen has Trypophobia, an intense and irrational fear of small holes and clusters of circles and bumps. Rae Sanni had a Trypophobia attack on My Name Is Keith.

— The Vault: KISS legend Gene Simmons has unveiled the biggest box set in history called The Vault. The set will cost $2,000, includes 10 CDs featuring 150 unreleased songs, and will be hand-delivered by Simmons for $50,000.