Monday, November 13, 2017

Rand Paul Announces Return to the Senate

Following an unprovoked brutal blindside tackle, just over a week ago, by his Lexington, Kentucky neighbor, which resulted in six fractured ribs and a bruised lung to Senator Rand Paul, he has decided to suck up the pain and head back to Washington D.C.

In a tweet this morning, Rand announced that he was still in a good deal of pain but that he would be returning to the Senate today.