What pussy rock is to pussies. Best described by example. Creed. Nickleback. Smash Mouth. ICP. Sugar Ray.

Imagine yourself driving around with a total douche bag: his Abercrombie and Fitch hat tilted slightly to the side, his SUV's largeness compensating for the smallness of his penis, the radio blasting. Suddenly, Scott Stapp's latest single comes on the radio, and the chachosaurus sitting next to you turns up the radio, and says:

'Good Tune Man!!{motions for High Five}'

--dedicated to Joe Chybowski

'I was at work today and my boss made us listen to chach rock all day. Seriously, how many guitar solos can you pack into a three minute song?'