Every Parent Will Relate to These Post-It Notes and They’re Hilarious

Chris Illuminati quit his job on May 19th, 2010 to be a stay-at-home dad to care for his baby. A freelance writer, Illuminati would often leave reminders on Post-It notes and stick them around his office. He decided he would do the same at home to document what to do or what not to do when raising a child.

The funny Post-It notes he wrote are hilarious and his observations are spot-on. I think that many parents will relate; however, these are only a sample of the funny post-it notes available on his website.

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It reads, “The wife asked if I’d be disappointed if the kid didn’t grow up to root for the same sports team that I did. Of course not. The real disappointment would come when his new parents told him he was adopted”

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It reads, “In an attempt to curse less in front of the kid, I’m replacing curse words with musical groups when I get angry. Today, a woman cut me off and I threatened to “kick her in the Wu-Tang Clan.””

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It reads, “Need to file the baby’s nails more. Keeps scratching his face and leaving cuts. People giving me odd looks. I want to tell them the truth but then I’d be breaking the first rule of Baby Fight Club.”

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It reads, “My “baby voice” isn’t much different than my “pet voice.” The cat is confused because he thinks I’m always talking to him but on the plus side, I’ve got the baby s***ing in a sandbox in the basement.”

27) And the last funny Post-It notes…

I think most new parents will relate to quite a few of Illuminati’s post-it notes and maybe inspire some other parents to do the same. Please share these funny Post-it notes from a proud father with your friends and family.

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