When did you realize that making money legally is almost pointless and that...

When did you realize that making money legally is almost pointless and that every low wage employee is wasting their time when they should make their biweekly paycheck in two days if they grew some balls?

15 months ago

Crazy_Nice

So you're making money how again?

15 months ago

Booteefool

Are you telling us to be a mercenary

15 months ago

Boy_vs_Girl

@BooteefoolI'm not telling you anything, I'm just giving you something to think about.

Illegal enterprises can very easily earn you $200/day in under an hour which is already ~60k/yr, with much less work than a full-time job

15 months ago

Evil_kitten

@Boy_vs_GirlSo, if you're willing to do high risk activities, you stand to gain (and lose) a lot more? Ok thanks for the tip.

I don't really know where this new meme on Veeky Forums of: "just be a criminal" is coming from. It's kind of amusing to watch. I mean do you think that no one's thought the things before. This is as old as mankind.

Generally, the consensus is that crime doesn't pay in the long run.

15 months ago

haveahappyday

@Evil_kittenSo, if you're willing to do high risk activities, you stand to gain (and lose) a lot more? Ok thanks for the tip.If you do it carefully you have very little to no risk. Generally, the consensus is that crime doesn't pay in the long run.Maybe not in the long run, but it definitely pays in the short run.

That's why you don't do it over a span of 10 years, you do it short-term to scrape up enough money to start a business without loans or to go to a good college without any debt.

15 months ago

lostmypassword

@haveahappydayOh so you're not ever going to get caught. I see. No criminals have ever thought that before you.

You know, if you're willing to do the time, then go ahead and do the crime. But you need to factor that little caveat into your dastardly plans.

Sure there are some people who were born criminals, and they live hard lives. But somehow I don't think the NEETS around here who like to repeat this meme like it's some kind of inspired thinking are going to do very well inside the can.

15 months ago

Skullbone

@lostmypasswordShit, nigger can't you read? He said you just have to be careful.

15 months ago

TalkBomber

@haveahappydayI suppose if you are subhuman this is a viable strategy, but then again only if we buy the premise that it is actually 'easy' and 'riskfree' to be a criminal.

Sometimes I wonder if people who post these garbage overly simplified theories actually believe their own bullshit - I really hope not.

@lostmypasswordYou know, if you're willing to do the time, then go ahead and do the crime. But you need to factor that little caveat into your dastardly plans.

The punishments are very low for some things, and the rate of getting caught is also low.

I recall reading a statistic about only 25% of Break and Enters being solved in some major cities, for example. And that's literally breaking into a property and stealing from it, which you'd think would have over a 90% rate of getting caught due to how easy it is to leave evidence and such.

@LunatickExactily! This is pure NEET material right here.@BinaryManSure thing, robbing banks is a viable option if you want to risk your life in prison/ getting shot. Sure thing dude, you are totally not NEET material. Fucking loser.

15 months ago

takes2long

@SkullboneYou can make that in a day, not even a full day mind you. 3 hours.

I'm not going to give you a step-by-step guide, it's just some food for thought, something to ponder and come to a conclusion yourself.

15 months ago

Sharpcharm

@SkullboneI average around $2,800 a week. I work in an air conditioned office, put in around 35 hours a week, and have never been at risk of grievous injury or arrest while at work. I have health and dental coverage as well.

I've been to rehab and met suppliers that made $200,000 a year. They all got caught or addicted. The money runs out quick. I'll take the "paycut" that comes from not being a real nigga.

I came from that life. I've had guns pulled on me and I've run from the police. The majority of criminals are broke and lead awful lives. Get this romanticized fantasy out of your head because it literally takes one rent a cop you missed or a dope addict that hasn't shot up in two days to put a slug into your chest.

15 months ago

TalkBomber

@SharpcharmHe thinks i'm talking about talking about being a low level drug dealerHe thinks that there aren't safe ways to make lots of money with worst case scenarios of barely any punishmentHe doesn't think that because of biases due to retarded/addicted/plain unintelligent people getting caught or doing retarded things that skews the results and that there are med students making bank with no risk because they're actually smart and will become doctors and abandon this lifestyle

15 months ago

WebTool

@TalkBomber there are med students making bank with no risk because they're actually smart and will become doctors and abandon this lifestyle

I think med students have access to narcotic drugs

Girlfriend is an RN. You either need a pad or someone to steal meds from gomers. Or a discretionary pain med can be pocketed by an RN when administered at a lower dose than recorded.

15 months ago

TurtleCat

@TalkBomber if you just did this you would be richno I won't tell you what it is

OP you are a fag.

15 months ago

RumChicken

Want an idea that I found a while back friends?It's scummy, scammy, and morally bankrupt, but it'll get you money, probably.

@TurtleCat I threw the fishing line in, I'm just giving you a suggestion to think outside the 9-5 box for a moment and consider some alternative options.

When did Veeky Forums become so risk-averse and whiteknight beta? I swear scams and shit were constantly discussed on old Veeky Forums, now it's just newfags from reddit or wherever else

15 months ago

Fuzzy_Logic

@FastChef In other words yes, you are a fag. Wasting everyone's time with your bullshit.

You have no ideas, and likely no money.

15 months ago

Stupidasole

@FastChef I sell personal info to a ring that uses those credit lines to get new phones from retailers then sell them at a steep discount. It's far more involved than 2 hours a day and, despite being white collar, has huge exposure. There's no loyalty to me, either. They will roll on me if caught. Plus, because the scam crosses state lines, it's the FBI's jurisdiction.

Stop pretending to be a modern day Machiavelli on a Croatian macrame forum, do your schoolwork, and stop shitposting. Old Veeky Forums was actually stock threads, tax dodging, more crypto threads than necessary, and general entrepreneurship questions. But that was at inception.

15 months ago

Spazyfool

@StupidasoleOld Veeky Forums was actually stock threads, tax dodging, more crypto threads than necessary, and general entrepreneurship questions. But that was at inception.lol at it's inception Veeky Forums was nothing but cryptothreads and "Sell me this pen"

Anyway, why does it have such huge exposure? You can't do it anonymously? How are you getting the info? You work for a shredding company or something?

15 months ago

Dreamworx

@StupidasoleThere were regular /fraud/ and /scam/ threads on old Veeky Forums.

Nu-/biz/ is the one that only discusses cryptocurrencies, how to get quick with $50.67 or whatever and pretending to be rich with "/biz/ approved cars" where they post cars they saw in a video

15 months ago

Stark_Naked

@TreeEaterI'm not going to give you a step-by-step guide,Lol, okay tommy time to turn off the computer.

I've made threads before literally telling you faggots how to make money less than legally and you just responded with "xd enjoy prison" "nice lies" "turn off the computer underage edgelord", you guys are beyond hope desu stay poor

@Nude_BikergirlI've made threads before literally telling you faggots how to make money less than legally

Are you excited to start Reading class in September tommy? Big boy what grade are you going into?

15 months ago

viagrandad

@SpazyfoolAnyway, why does it have such huge exposure? You can't do it anonymously?By nature of the way I got in touch with my buyer, it's not 100% anonymous. There's a link that can roll. The exposure is large because of what I don't know. If I don't know something, I assume it's a liability. So what I assume is, I'm his only seller, the info can be linked to a pool, the pool is very unlikely to be linked to me but can be, and I have no clue how careful they are about unloading the phones.

15 months ago

haveahappyday

@Nude_BikergirlI've made threads before literally telling you faggots how to make money less than legally and you just responded with "xd enjoy prison" "nice lies" "turn off the computer underage edgelord", you guys are beyond hope desu stay poorWhat B&E? I haven't seen any real idea. Does the cartel do online apps?More like underage B&.

15 months ago

Methshot

@viagrandadHope you're using a VPN bud, because I submitted a report to the FBI with a link to this thread. It'll be easy for them to subpoena your IP address from 4channel. Have fun getting vanned

I've literally outlined how to make money for you fucks in other threads and even when I spent over an hour clarifying questions and explaining you still said "Provide photographic, timestamped evidence beyond a reasonable doubt that this actually happened as you described", like what's wrong with you niggers?

For a board of literal NEETs and losers you guys sure do need a lot of coercing to make YOURSELF money.

@SupergrassOut with it, Paco. Tell us how. Anything involving an assault rifle, as your borrowed picture depicts, is going to end up with you shot in the end. Either by enemies, or by an ally wanting to make an extra buck. You know this, right?

15 months ago

takes2long

@MethshotIt'll be easy for them to subpoena your IP address from 4channel.I bet. It'll be even easier to get the search warrant.

What do you mean unsubstantiated, your honor? He made a post on Veeky Forums. Veeky Forums! Then he called someone a faggot. This guy's a monster of the highest order.

Ur an fagit

15 months ago

Deadlyinx

@CarnalpleasureGot a word or phrase I can punch into archive to find the thread? Genuinely curious.

15 months ago

Lunatick

@Boy_vs_GirlYou're making me giddy. @Supergrass@TalkBomber If the enterprise does produce value despite operating above legal boundaries then it's not really "criminal" and if you're not a subhuman you'll probably be entitled to a degree of respect and given a duty with relatively low risk. But maybe you're just some dipshit that thinks the government is the good guys and everyone else is the bad guys because there's no more valid a token of goodness than a medal.

if you trade the forex market carefully youll never lose!!! Employers hate him!!

15 months ago

Spamalot

@FastChef They're so stuck in the twilight zone and they'll never escape it, not even when it's burning to the ground. So when they get messages from the real world they deject them as some sort of foreign fantasy.

15 months ago

Evil_kitten

@Boy_vs_GirlTell us how. Anything involving an assault rifle, as your borrowed picture depicts, is going to end up with you shot in the end. Either by enemies, or by an ally wanting to make an extra buck.

It's as if you've never realized there's such a thing as a successful operation in existence. Anyway, I'd rather die free than spend 20 years in the twilight zone of media oppression.

@Playboyize I seriously want to know where these ideas are coming from. Is it thing that I don't know about, or is the product of a lone autistic mind? Or something in between?

15 months ago

Emberfire

You realize most merc/soldier/theif jobs have shit pay, right? If you want to actually avoid legal liability, you gotta spend a long time setting stuff up, and even then you need reliable friends and your gif may need to be called off.

I make good money sellibg drugsNigga please, you are either gonna get ratted out or caught by an undercover client. You might be able to afford an average white person car before you do though, lol.

15 months ago

viagrandad

@Supergrassaround 22, when i started sellings 420 and xtacy small time.

15 months ago

Carnalpleasure

@TreeEaterlol have you ever been to jail? rhetorical question but there's a reason people wage cuck

15 months ago

Emberfire

@Supergrass t. edgy teenager who doesn't want to get his first real job

15 months ago

girlDog

@SupergrassThere is a reason that almost all criminals are some kind of socially undesirable outcast. Niggers, manlets, spics, sand niggers, and what not. Most criminals make less than a legit job. The key to success is learning how to manipulate people and succeed legally

@TalkBomber low expectationsdon't go for 10k a month go for $1000 a month

15 months ago

LuckyDusty

@TalkBomber Trade all the exotic pairs you cant get your hands on, then watch the money roll in

15 months ago

Supergrass

@TreeEaterfuck off faggot, if you're not going to tell us what you do or even how to get started, then why did you even come here in the first place, you fucking fruitcake.

15 months ago

Deadlyinx

@Supergrassyour assumption (based on the movie you just watched) is that poor people have some sort of hidden talent that would make them rich and competent as criminals.

most of them (you included) would just get caught or get into some shit with real criminals. your sentiment is as meaningful as "just be a rapper/doctor/pro athlete and you will have 10 mansions in a year"

15 months ago

Emberburn

Why is OP always lying?

15 months ago

SniperWish

Pretty much

I used to sell dope for like 4 years until I had enough money to make legitimate investments and finish floating through uni

You don't become successful by being a boyscout, or stupid enough to flaunt your "lifestyle"/money like a nigger

15 months ago

eGremlin

I'll add something though.

When I was like 14 me and my cousin (16) would do a bunch of crime in his suburban town for funone night taking a mini sledge hammer and fucking up a ton of carslike 5 am and I'm on the hood of a car smashing the winshieldsee a cop at a cross light perpendicular to usrun

had a scanner and were chased at least once for something we didn't do

Towards the endhis computer crashed and he said 'we're going to steal a laptyop''ok' didn't thing he was serious but was along for the ridewe scouted laptops through the windows of a set of office buildingsthrew a rock through the window, he smashed the rest with his skateboard and I pulled a laptop outneeded to uninstall windows to get passed the passwordwe broke in a middleschool computer room to lol get windowsthey're all macs and we have no idea what we're doingobviously can't get windowstrash the computer room insteadsee a mac skipping a across desks - like skipping rocks - when we throw it

he literally robs a liquor store with a fake gun only got like $200 (semi a lot for us)we steal another laptop the next week

bring my friend over for a weekend and we steal a bunch of fire extuingushers from a commercial garage (had to break the glass)we ride the fire extinguishers on his skateboard - me and my friend carry 4 each (15 in total)spray them for funget chased by a bike cop (it's the middle of the night)get chased hard the whole night - listening to the scanner - including plain clothes cops toward the endhave to run through tons of fieldsEverything was hard as hell after that, but that was one of the hardest nights

We did a ton of (admittedly low level) shit, never got caught and we were kids

We had a slidehammer to steal cars (never used), lockpicks, multiple scanners.

My cousin was half assed growing weed in his closet. We literally broke into the garden section of a Rite Aid and got miracle grow (lol)

15 months ago

AwesomeTucker

@Supergrasssays anything about crime on a website where the fbi can get ur ip in 0.2 seconds

15 months ago

takes2long

@eGremlin listening to the scanneryou lying cuck police com is encrypted digital for decades now they also change the key periodically, no way you cunts got a hand on a real one.

I sold cocaine and various other drugs at the age of 15 and onwards until I was 18. Being a criminal is not "easy" and most of my friends are now dead or in jail (even the ones who were "careful"). So while you do make a lot of money quickly, the mental toll as well as constant risk associated with the life is not worth it imo.

But go ahead and think you got it lol, everybody has thought they could be "smart" and not be punished in some form or get out of the life after a few years. In many instances there is no leaving, the suppliers will murder you before risking you leaving and talking in some manner.

End this shit tier meme

15 months ago

massdebater

@SupergrassTell me how to make money illegally then, genius. It is not that easy, even if you are amoral

at the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Harvard Business School, and I’ve been involved in numerous leveraged buyouts, and I have over 300 million invested in my Cayman Islands bank account alone. I am trained in portfolio management and I’m the top short seller in the entire US market. You are nothing to me but just another piggy bank. I will wipe the value of your assets the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of accountants across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Roth IRA. You’re fucking over, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make you broke in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just if I stick to stocks. Not only am I extensively trained in equity markets, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Securities and Exchange Commission and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking done, kiddo. theres many of us.

15 months ago

Dreamworx

@Fuzzy_LogicThis would have been good if you mentioned bitcoin. At least 50% of the shitposting on Veeky Forums comes from memecoiners.

15 months ago

Booteefool

Eh it's about the same when I was selling meth the people just gave me a huge buzz kill I rather make it the legal way than get killed by some junkie

15 months ago

Emberburn

Most people aren't tough enough to handle the repercussions when (not if) things go wrong.

I know this is a bait thread but I've dealt with some really, really shady characters over the course of doing business. From my observations I'd say you've got to be born into that kind of life to have any real chance of success at it, relatively speaking of course.

15 months ago

CouchChiller

not just bribing police officers so you can deal drugs

15 months ago

Deadlyinx

@SupergrassHow many dicks do you suck an hour to make that kind of cash op?