Edward Elric Muse: Who the hell are you? Caroline's supposed to be writing right now! STFU AND LEAVE HER ALONE!Uzumaki Naruto Muse: I'm emo... -tries to cut self with plastic triangle- Damn... It doesn't work... OHHH! SASU-CHAN! (this is the reason I never finish my Naruto stories completely... Or, soon enough. Rather.)Raven Muse: ...Boo. I actually get Caroline to finish her work, but she doesn't write much about Teen Titans anymore. -sigh-Chris Muse: Hey! I'm the hottest muse around -strikes pose as we all hit him-Sisi Muse: HI! I'M SISI! WASSSSSAAAAAAP!Midori Muse: I'm taking the place of Mckeithan, so hello to you all! I help Caro-chan with her ideas. - And go check out who I'm originated by! -glances at Celtic Warrior's prof-Matthew Muse: ...Hi?Will Muse: I'm Care's favorite muse, because I stay focused and help her with disclaimers. And I'm... I guess... Her adopted brother.Caroline Muse: I'm the Slim to her Shady. Yes, that line was totally stolen. BUAHAHAHA! ROY/ED SMUT! Ohhh, SasuNaru's eveeerywheeere... OH! BBRAE! -cough- I keep making her obsessions switch, so. She'll be on FMA one moment, then Naruto. Don't expect soon updates with me around.Chibi Muse: ... -blush- H-hi, I'm Caroline's Ch-ch... Small Muse-chan. U-um, when she's depressed she goes to me, but I can't write... I-I'M SORRY! -little fairy wings carry her off-Brittany Muse: Hey! I'm her lover! (...Um... O.o;;; ) Lol, not really. I help her write when she wants to be asleep. -pokes most of the stories- CHECK OUT HOW I WAS BORN! GO MEET THE PERSON I'M ORIGINATED BY! -pokes sneevely's profile- OFF TA READ SMUT!

Brittany: I LOVE YOU, AND YAOI, AND YURIBrittany: AND ED/ROYMe: YAAAAYZilli: I like Cloud because of his big ass sword! (Er... You have to think about it to get it... XD XD;;..)Zilli: White unicorns are the key to being popularZilli: -Revives FMA yoa fanfic-Zilli: yaoiMe: ...Me: OMFG I LOVE YOU ZI!Brittany: i love how i totally pour out my heart for u last niteBrittany: and u go on about how u had a dream about eds gmaBrittany: -_-;:Me: ...Me: WELLMe: SORRRYZilli: Such ass?Zilli: NO PUN INTENDEDZilli: DO IT HARDERZilli: I was w/ the guy you liked o.OZilli: YES YES

(haha)I love flames, they make me laugh. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. You guys think you're so cool when you flame... Wait, have I flamed once! I believe I have... SORRY PERSON! TIS NOT MY FAULT! I HATE TERRA! -cries-

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth." -Alphonse Elric

"I bet I can give you a nosebleed before you can say the word 'fantasy'!" -Tenten to Neji in "You're On!" by Fireflieswish

"I-uh-... MY WATER BROKE!" Rock Lee to Neji/Tenten in "You're On!" by Fireflieswish

"He's immortal!" -Brittany to me talking about Crocodile Hunter (we were talking about what we were gonna say to our kids but... now we can't!)

"Whoopdie Flippin' Do." -Edward Elric to Alphonse Elric

"You're just mad 'cuz you're too short to be sexy," Travis (Roy Mustang's English voice actor) to Vic (Edward Elric's English voice actor)

"Youth is sweet and sour and sometimes strict, Kakashi!"-Gai"Did you say something?"-Kakashi"Oh my god! That was pretty good rival Kakashi. That reaction is somewhat 'modern' and it pisses me off." -Gai

"B-b-b-but EEEEEEEEEEED! I LOVE YOOUUUUU!" -Russ to Ed (They're my friends from school and they're so weird.)

"Why -bang- do I -bang- hafta -bang- love you -bang- all so -bang- much?""Oh, Eeeeed! You looooove me?""Except -bang- Russ..." -Russ and Ed. I said something to Ed that made him embarrased, so he started banging his head on his desk and Russ... Is Russ...

"I LOOK BETTER IN A MINISKIRT THAN MUSTANG!" -...Russ.

"YO MAMA SAID THAT LAST NIGHT, BUT THEN I HAD TO SLAP 'ER!" -Russ"Well, YOU CHOKED LAST NIGHT!" -Edo"On WHAT!" -Me & Russ"EXACTLY!"-Edo

"If you had to choose between me, Bren, or Chase to date, who'd you choose? Bren, right?" -Tamir"...Do I have to chose?" -Me"Yes! It's part of the deal!" -Tamir"Deal? Are you on drugs?" -Me"I bought them from you." -Tamir"Oh, right, right. I choose Bren." -Me"What about Bren and drugs?" -Chase (...XDDD. We were all high offa Snickers during this convo. v.v 'Tis sad, really...)

"WOOOOO! ...Hey, Alex, what're we 'woo'ing for?" -...Me, sadly. At this thing where this guy was telling us the dangers of guns. xDDDDD. YES, I'M AN IDIOT. BACK OFF.

"THIS ISN'T A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST! IT'S A 'Let's-see-how-many-guys-think-I'm-sexy-when-I'm-wet-and-they-can-see-my-bra' CONTEST!" -Russ, saying the whole 'Let's-see-how-many-guys' thing in a very feminine and fast voice to Edo and I."That IS a wet t-shirt contest!"-Edo to Russ"Well, IT'S NOT HOT!"-Russ to us"GUYS! I'M NOT IN A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!"-Me to them (David spilled purple fanta all over my white shirt and I was wearing a red bra, thankfully I had a jacket XDDD)

"Hey, Russ. I need to talk to you...""NOOO! DON'T BREAK UP WITH MEEEE!" -...Russ and pretty much anyone who says this. But mostly me and Edo.

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I hope you had a great time melting your brain with this. ;D. Thanks for reading meh prof~!! (You've wasted around 5 min of your life you'll never ever get back. Ever. n.n)

Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.

Next Gen. ScorpiusAlbus. None-canon characters. Albus makes his way through school with an innocent crush on a certain Malfoy. Of course, with James as your brother, Scorpius as your crush and such a clever best friend, things never really stay simple

[AU][RoyEd HeiEd] When Edward Elric enters High School, he manages to fall for tennis playing senior Roy Mustang, but Roy Mustang has a secret, and some ghosts haunting him. Used to be Every Fan Gets a Prize, but then it decided to get a real title.

Iruka decides to mate his pet kitten, Naruto, when he goes into heat. This leads him to meet Kakashi, owner of Sasuke the kitten, and sparks fly. However, the pets are not the only ones who find their soulmates... SasuNaru, KakaIru.

Five years after his arrival on an alternate world, a chance meeting with someone from his past gives Edward Elric the hope that maybe, just maybe, he might have found his ticket home. Alter!Roy/Ed, Roy/Ed

For Ed's whole life, he's never been attracted to anyone. No girl or boy has ever caught his attention... Until his school gets a new headmaster by the name of Roy Mustang. [RoyEd, yaoi, onesided RussellEd, EnvyRussel don't ask, AU]

Ed starts living with Roy Mustang after losing Al. During that time, he slowly realizes how the Flame Alchemist truly feels about him. By the time he does, his finds that his own feelings can no longer be ignored. [oneshot] Roy x Ed

Roy x Ed. The sequel to 'The Grand Struggle'. After an almost argument, Ed leaves on a mission and Roy clings to what remains. Fluffy, with a bit of melodram and aangst. Yaoi. One shot, but is a sequel to a previous fic.

Sasuke wakes up to find himself turned into a dog. In his false form, only Naruto accepts him. While he stays with Naruto, he learns that there is more to Naruto than his outer appearance, just like he is more than pretty looks. Mild Sasuke x Naruto.

Roy decides to say nothing for the day after meeting Hughes. Since he can’t say anything, he decides to write it. It doesn’t have quite the same impact. This is inspired by something that took place at school on Wednesday. RoyEd oneshot

Weird dream I had. Neji and Sasuke are a little OOC. O.o And it's funny. KibaHinaNaru. Hinata's getting married... TO AN UCHIHA! Or can Kiba and Naruto do anything about that? O.o Muahahahaha! Read and review! No flames please!