SLASHERMOVIEVILLAIN:
• Falling shard of glass from shattered cathedral stained-glass window 11%
• Drowning in a fountain of holy water 8%
• Stabbed in the eye with an extra-pointy crucifix 8%
• Immolation by the hand of a vengeful parent (followed by own ashes collected in a safe deposit box and dropped in the lake whence he came) 5%
• That virgin bitch 58%