Nice alternate lyrics!
Yeah, knees really suck, and so does autoimmunity. If we were designed it would be easy to come up with a way to distinguish self from non-self... ID cards anyone?
Thank science for replacement insulin!

Carl Sagan told me when I was young We are all made of stars And Darwin said all life's descended from Ancient common ancestors... * Don't get me wrong. I like Lady Gaga. I respect Lady Gaga. I'm even reasonably fond of "Born This Way" (although I do think it's awfully goddamn close to "Express...