The NewsBiscuit Writers' Room

Everything on these pages has been submitted by readers of the site and appears here unedited. Potential front page stories as well as one-liners for the ticker bar are welcome, so if you would like to write for NewsBiscuit please post your article on this submission board and then attempt to give yourself maximum votes over and over again. The most prolific and successful contributors will be considered for the coveted title of 'Writer of the Month'.

Dozens of MOD staff needed hospital treatment for laughter-related injuries after the Duke of York hit out at ministry staff. He told them to get off their 'lazy arses' and claimed they were a waste...

Modern dance carries risks; recent statistics show large increases in Repetitive Strain Injury to both left and right hands amongst modern, especially street-style dancers, suggesting the need for an...

A knot of Waitrose management staff has been spotted at its store in Surbiton, blocking aisles while desperately trying to look important. The sighting has sparked fears that more management may pour...