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There is a new variety of demon out there called an emo. This brand of demon always likes to wear ridiculously tight fitted clothing that perhaps costs way too much and looks pretty crappy. It usually preys on teens whose parents allow them to watch dangerous death-praise vampire movies such as Twilight, but when hungry and desperate it will track other prey too.

As archived on Buzzfeed, here we see pretty definitive empirical evidence of a father who has been infected by some emo. If you look closely, you’ll notice he has a communist Apple iPhone what looks to be a lipring of some sorts.

Parents, movies such as Twilight and MTV music can lead you straight to hell. We already know it can take over the mind of your children and now as you see, parents are not safe either. Please keep yourselves proper and ban all these things from your home.

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Whenever I see one of them there Elmo people, I start beating them with a wet hose until the Devil has left them and they’ve found Jesus again. This is just further proof of why that homo-gay agenda show, Sesame Street, should be taken off the air. We are now seeing the effects it has had on the younger generation.

Shows like Seseame Street, Spongebob Squarepants, amoung others are embedded with homosexual propaganda to turn our children gay. Thats why you cannot let your kids watched this filth. Since we have no censorship it would be best not to even turn the tv on.

Is this website for real? Every article has to be one of the most comical things I have ever read. If you people are serious well then shame on you, you are the ones going to hell. You bunch of racist bigots. P.S. There is a difference between, communism, socialism and fascism. Educate yourselves before you spew more hate.

hello shameful_truth since i find your comments to be brilliant I’m going to write something about you on every comment you make in the future :d

As a metalhead who loves metal with a deep passion as it has helped me in tough times for example when im stressed it calms me down and the way it’s composed just fasinates me the amount of effort and talent that goe’s into metal is just amazing but Emo’s are false metal infadels anways so i couldn’t care about them anyways but the picture that was shown on this particular post is an old man who doesn’t even look remotely emo

this is an emo
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as you can see they look pathitic anyways and a metalhead will look like this

but this picture is full of metalheads having fun what we call a moshpit and they are an awful lot of fun its a way of hardcore dancing tbh but metal music isn’t satanic one bit at the least unless it’s norwichen black metal which is very satanic but it doesn’t mean all the other genres in metal are.

but we can all agree that emo’s suck balls but your “homo gay agenda” is complete and utter bullshit plus on top of that why would you throw away your TV? :S what you watch on TV is what you call “entertainment” there are shows such as Smallville which is called fiction it comes from a persons “imagination” so how can someone be “Evil” if they only speaking there mind?

now to finish off this statement i believe you have one sad life which is full of hate and anger. Your pride will get the better of you, the christian faith is suppose to be loving and compassionate and not ment to judge one another don’t you get that at least one little bit? So why do you hate everything then? these are questions you need to ask yourself otherwise you might end up being in hell.

think about it very carefully ok then reply back without any attacking style replys saying “brits are gays and inferiour” i’ve heard it all before and it just proves everything i said is right

now try again answer my question and when i said “since i find your comments to be brilliant” is called sarcasim

cause your not sounding very smart and your term “hip-metal” or “heavy-hop” i’m afraid does not exsist. it’s called heavy metal now ill leave you with a song quote from another one of my favourite bands called Hatebreed till you reply with a decent answer to my questions

“Born to bleed fighting to succeed
Built to endure what this world throws at me”

I’m still dumbfounded that anyone takes this website seriously instead of “getting” the humor. shameful_truth is obviously one of the sites writers.
Nevermind, I’ll let you get back to being outraged when you should be laughing.

“I’m still dumbfounded that anyone takes this website seriously instead of “getting” the humor. shameful_truth is obviously one of the sites writers.
Nevermind, I’ll let you get back to being outraged when you should be laughing.”

Not to worry, reversepsycho, most of us do realize it’s all satire and we just enjoy “feeding the trolls” so that we can see whatever asinine thing they say next. The newcomers who stumble on the site for the first time are usually the ones who don’t realize it’s a joke, but most of us who you see repeatedly posting are in on the joke.

“now to finish off this statement i believe you have one sad life which is full of hate and anger. Your pride will get the better of you, the christian faith is suppose to be loving and compassionate and not ment to judge one another don’t you get that at least one little bit? So why do you hate everything then? these are questions you need to ask yourself otherwise you might end up being in hell.”

we want our children raised with good wholesome values. to grow up and be sucessful in the world and have a loving spouse and children. not having gay propaganda shoved down their throats, which is what seseme street, spongebob, msnbc, cnn and obama are doing.

“we want our children raised with good wholesome values. to grow up and be sucessful in the world and have a loving spouse and children. not having gay propaganda shoved down their throats, which is what seseme street, spongebob, msnbc, cnn and obama are doing. ”

Can you give an example of this gay agenda bull shit of the shows you mentioned thats not another biased religious based website.

Thank you for getting us back on topic, Scott. Our island friend, yuske over there, likes to try and subvert his homogay and satan music message regardless of the topic at hand. It really is quite sad to watch.

shameful_truth you really are one interesting person for one i am not gay and i havern’t even mentioned anything about the gay population and i have nothing against gays since i have a friend who is gay and i have no problem with it at all but im striaght and i’m in a good relationship with my girlfriend who im planning on asking to marry me someday and two where in the world did is say heavy metal is satantic and are you really even christian? and i do have one hard truth to tell you your ancestors came from England your an immagrant and 3 you are speaking MY language and it’s called English so think next time ok.

Once again displaying your country-centric ignorance, my young friend. Whoever said that my ancestors came from England? There are many other countries other than England from which my ancestors might have come. Like France, or Germany, or (God forbid) Commie Russia.

Either you are against the homogay agenda, or you are a homogay, or you are “in the closet” as they say. It’s a simple fact, that if you support the gays it is because on some level you want to be one. Either you are for satan, or you are against him. Black and white.

well im not being ignorent about anything i’ve been telling you the damn well truth and i’m not a libral or anything what is it with you christian extremists? i don’t really care about politics at all and the only one who has been ignorent this whole time is you did you even take time to you read my first comment at all? and then you replied very childish like which is rather funny tbh but christianity is NOT supposed to be about hate God doesn’t Hate everyone he actually loves everyone you need to realise that

Clearly this “yuske” (that name sounds like some sort of homogay linguo…probably a code for whether he prefers to be the “top” or the “bottom,” is my guess) was not beaten severely enough by his father. had he been, no doubt he would have learned to fear God’s wrath and understand that Satan’s hand is everywhere in our world, trying to reach into our soles through our ear canals by playing his devil’s music. Thank goodness this one is over on that little island so that he’s somewhat isolated from society. Perhaps we should send all of the heathens like him that are in our country to that island so that they will stop trying to poison our good, noble youth?

I can’t believe that even you, heathen of heathens, would sink as low as to use this beautiful site, intended to spread the Word of God’s message, to dingle your dapplestick. You are a sick, sick child and I hope that God smites you dead with a mighty bolt of lightning, and then brings you back from the dead just so that he can smite you again!

While I will choose not to take side’s in your argument, how is “facepalm” disgusting? It is when you rest your skull in your hand in an “oh brother” fashion. Its not meant to be crude or offensive. It is them saying they are ashamed of your point of view. While I can see why you are angry at this, it is by no means a “disgusting” comment. Nor does it provide a reason for you to wish them harm. Saying someone deserves to die because they disagree with you is a very Nazi way to go about things. You are not god. Maybe this person does need enlightened, but who are you to wish them death? Jesus would be ashamed of you. And before you use your most well-known method of self defense for those who disagree with you, I am a very straight, 31 year old man with a girlfriend and a respectable job as a construction worker. I also am very conservative and do not give in to the many temptations of Satan, and attend Sunday mass every week and pray every night.

I cannot believe the amount of misguided hate and ignorance you people of God are preaching. I am a woman who is very active in my church: teaching Sunday School, running youth groups and pioneering my own program for high-school kids to maintain their relationship with God. I am also a huge fan of Emo music. Your comments are offense and extreme. Please try to educate yourself and open your hearts like Jesus would want you to.

Oh great another Obama voter. You need to educate yourself. Liberal propaganda is embedded in seseme street. Our children watch it and it messes up their minds. They then turn to mall culture, loud music and masturbation. Then that leads to premartial sex, homosexual behavior then a life of crime.

I was referring to the initial discussion about Emo music. I was not commenting on Sesame Street at all. Please read the comment before insulting it. Please also correct your spelling and grammar. And by the way, I’m a conservative.

Your no conservative. Your probably a RINO, who thinks she’s conservative. Well let me tell you we’re taking back our party and Sarah is going to be the nominee in 2012. I will be working on the campaign going door to door to educate voters, but back to your post, the music in emo contains homosexual propaganda which can turn kids gay. So you better rethink using Emo.

There’s no record of Jesus bringing a Panic at the Disco and 30 Seconds to Mars infested iPod along on his 3 year ministry. I’m pretty sure the bible would have made mention of the Skullcandy headphones and rubberized Speck case had he done so.

Listen guy’s, I hate emos just as much as everyone else. But they are by no means the work of the devil. Most emos are in fact not gay, and absolutely hate gays just as much as a normal person. Emo is not a type of demon, but merely a type of music and fashion. Just like rock music. Remember when people used to call rock the devils music? Now lets look at that statement right there. Do The Beatles seem like they belong to a satanic cult? No. The Beatles music actually promoted peace, love, and many other christian beliefs. Emo music may have seemingly dark messages, but emo music just reaches out to the troubled emotions of a teenager. Do you remember being a teenager? Were you the well balanced person you are now? No. Were you a demon? No. Teenagers always fall stray of the holy path, but almost always come back. This is not the work of Satan, it is merely a source of solace for the troubled and complicated teenage soul. Do I like Emo’s or Twilight or any of that stuff? No, I despise it. But it is by no means the work of Satan. Period.

I agree. It is the greatest book in the world. But it takes a truly straight and intelligent mind to take it to heart and apply it to your everyday endeavors. The life of a teenager is complicated with hormones, school, and the pressure to be accepted by your peers. Sometimes it is way to much for the teenage brain to handle. This turns them away from any interest to lead a truly enlightened life, and turns them toward works of fiction and fantasy to “escape” from the troubles of real-life. Acting on the bible does not provide an escape, it provides the exact opposite. It provides a head-on method to tackle modern life’s issues. And this is more bravery then can be asked of a conflicted teenage mind.

Here are some things every parent should look at to prevent their sons from being gay.

1. A child should not sit on a toilet seat unless he is having a bowel movement.

2. A child should eat everything on his plate. Dont give him any corn on the cob, sausages or hot dogs.

3. A boy must always wear socks except while swimming.

4. A boy must not be allowed to watch cartoons of any kind. They are embedded with liberal Propaganda.

5. A boy must not play with dolls.

6. A boy must not refer to his parents as Mommy or Daddy.

7. A boy must never cry or pout.

8. A boy musn’t use any crayons the same color as the rainbow.

9. A boy must not skip or prance.

These are just a few of the guidelines that all parents must follow to prevent their child from turning gay. Also if you havent gotten your Sarah Palin for Presdent bumper stickers yet, make sure to get them and put them on your car. We are going to take back the White House in 2012.

Good list Scott, but you forgot that they should never, under any circumstances, be allowed to see any kind of musical play or movie. In fact, plays altogether should be out of the question. I don’t care what that Gertrude Paltrow movie says, Shakespeare was a fucking queer.

Shameful truth u look like a fag, do u even have a son? u look like the type that dies alone , only to wake upon the mercy of the devil. so cut bull sh1t and stop it and then we stop too , keep your comments to yourself this. This generation is just like that so deal with it

Ummm…actually, yeah it is how I view them. Excuse me for not being a pussy, liberal, Communist, feminesbian supporting, homo-lover, but I prefer the way of Christ over the way of the Devil, thank you very much.

Seriously? Emo Spirits? Demons called Emos? I see my son has found a Retard Breeding ground… You’re all fucking stupid. God said to tell you that none of you morons are getting into heaven. He also says to warn you that this most Unholy of Sites is a breeding ground for Fuck tards. Fuck tards don’t go to heaven… I am here to warn you that this site will be taken over by the Warriors of heaven. This site will not be the same when it’s through… He said that he will allow the demons of the “Chan” boards to swarm this Cestpool of a site and make you all wish it was never create. You have been warned. The most foul things await those who approve this site. And son, you have a special place in hell on satan’s dick for all that you have done. Love Dad.

If Emo boys and girls are possesd, then what the hell are metalheads? Satan in person? I mean..come on! I’m a Metalhead, went to concerts, I even write about metal for a webzine, spent my vacation time this summer at Metal Camp, a place full of metalheads and I have never, and I mean NEVER seen anyone seeming somehow possesed or whatever!

That’s because Satan works in subtle ways, of course. Once he or one of his demons have infected a sole, they don’t obviously make it do their deeds right there and then. They will wait. Let their evil fester and fully infect the sole, and THEN they will strike. Duh.

ur pretti hott not the old dude, but the teen
my cuz cuts herself, and i think it is wrong. think of the best friends that will never get to do any thing the same that u two do together because if u go to far, and end up dying, those things will never happen again.