Well now we know why the girls are wild aboot Harry! Those Hewitts are hung like Shetland Ponies.

I've watched aboot 20 hours of the wedding which started at 2am here..and even though I know that strange women lying in ponds handing out swords is a terrible basis for forming a government, they can put on a show eh wot?

Seriously, what have the Yanks got, the Oscars? This wedding makes the Oscars look like a fkn tractor pull in pudknocker wisconsin!

So on this auspicious day, I bow to the Princely Penii and salute their German engineering..oh except for the red headed stepchild.

Now, why the hell didn't the Prime Minister's wife wear a hat like it said on the invitation? Is she illiterate? And why the hell didn't someone tell that one Princess that she was wearing a bird's nest on her head?