The Kate went bonkers, yelling at Jon for breathing too loudly and all sorts of other nuttiness.

It was at this point I tuned out. I no longer watched “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ and I mentally willed her away on “Dancing With the Stars.” Also, no matter how deep my celebrity magazine obsession, KG stories are as interesting to me as anything having to do with “Teen Mom.” No thank you.

There is one thing I will read about when it comes to Kate, though — anything regarding her dating life.

I don’t know about you, but I can’t imagine why anyone would date that crazy bi-otch. Every man in America has had the opportunity to see what she’s like — controlling, demanding, angry — and you’d think that would turn off any sane-thinking man. Apparently, though, Kate has had a little luck on the dating front.