Key & Peele have reprised one of their most beloved sketches for their Super Bowl Special! The East/West Bowl is the premier Funny Football Player Names sketch in existence today, and each new edition brings with it a cadre of amusing names and sobriquets. The big surprise in this one are actual football players like Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, D'Brickashaw Ferguson and Leger Douzable.

Do new names like Quisperny G'Dunzoid Sr. and Myriad Profiteroles stack up to classics like X-Wing @Aliciousness or Cartoons Plural? You decide.