I applaud your courage to resign from your job without a solid plan for your future. Now you may pay more attention to me, your inner domestic goddess, while you stay home with your lovely children. I must warn you, though, I am not like most domestic goddesses. Some women, as you know, come fully equipped with the deluxe or supreme version of inner domestic goddess. You, my dear, are lucky. You come equipped with the half-assed version. This is a good thing. This means you will have plenty of time to watch Gossip Girl on Netflix while downing your bottle of Broke Ass Red Wine.

Now, to fully embrace your inner domestic goddess, you will need to gather some necessary ingredients. I have scribbled down the following recipe for you to follow at your convenience. This recipe will guide you (sort of) as you begin to embrace…