Hey, you have to like how Megan is holding her handbag in front of her abdomen, like it's a shield in case Kissinger has the power to impregnate her with his laser eyes. She's not dumb. Yes, I said that.

Henry's was planning to give his usual advice: pimp for the Chinese and other dictators, they pay very well. But what he actually seems to be thinking here is, So the shiksa-momma gave her floozy daughter all her extra bosom? Oy these goy!

Meghan demonstrates the latest in hairstyles and clothing that make you appear dumpier and frumpier than "the little people" you look down on, while her mother wears the costume of a foil-wrapped baked potato.