You’ll find some nonalcoholic
flavors, too—at least a dozen every day out of the 60 or so that the owner has at her disposal.
(Sidenote on her: she used to be a Homeland Security lawyer, so she probably knows what you’re going to
order before you do.)

Among those flavors: Sweet Potato Pie, Baklava, Fluffernutter and Peppermint
Pop Rocks. And whichever you pick, rest assured that it will have around 18% butterfat. In other words,
a lot more than your average pint from the freezer.