Quote from the book School is Hell By Matt Groening

"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, counsel. Those who can't
counsel, administrate. Those who can't administrate, enter data into the computer. Those who
can't enter data into the computer, take dictation. Those who can't take dictation,
alphabetize files. Those who can't alphabetize files, answer the phone. Those who can't
answer the phone, fry hamburgers. Those who can't fry hamburgers, fry the cash register.
Those who can't run the cash register, wait on tables. Those who can't wait on tables, carry
dirty dishes to the kitchen. Those who can't carry dirty dishes to the kitchen, was the
dishes. Those who can't wash dirty dishes, peel potatoes. Those who can't peel potatoes,
buff the floor. Those who can't buff the floor haul out the garbage. Those who can't haul
out the garbage, write poetry. Those who can't write poetry, write clever letters to the
editor. Those who can't write clever letters to the editor, write angry letters to the
editor. Those who can't write angry letters to the editor, spraypaint graffiti. Those who
can't spraypaint graffiti, write screenplays. Those who can't write screenplays, write TV
scripts. Those who can't write tv scripts, read scripts for the studios. Those who can't
read scripts for the studios, act. Those who can't act, take acting classes. Those who can't
take acting classes, sing. Those who can't sing, sing rock 'n' roll. Those who can't sing
roc 'n' roll, sing it anyway. Those who can't sing it anyway, become depressed. Those who
can't become depressed, get bitter. Those who can't get bitter, get confused. Those who get
confused, stay confused. Those who stay confused, find it difficult to complete unfinished
sentences. Those who find it difficult to complete unfinished sentences, ________."

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