Chris Hutchison, this is comedy gold. And someone is almost guaranteed to steal it from you.

***Speaking of the Chosen One, I came to bed the other night singing a song I made up - "We Could Be Tebows", to the tune of David Bowie's "Heroes" - and my wife gave me a stare of great dislike. When I asked her why, she informed me that not only does she dislike Tim Tebow (heathen), but she also dislikes David Bowie.

So I told her that she would certainly not enjoy attending a concert by David Tebowie, Tim Tebow's stage name where he sings all the hits of David Bowie with alternative Christian lyrics.

The radio DJ in Columbus does a Tebow song to Pearl Jam's Even Flow. Does a new version about every other day depending on what miracle Tebow has performed that week. This morning he played a clip of all 161 times Tebow's name was mentioned on Sportscenter yesterday. Once every 18 seconds.

Been watching football for 20+ years, and let me tell you, God seems like a total front runner. Seems like he's always helping the guy who wins the game, never the loser...... flipping from one team to the next week to week.