Hard on The Ticker lyrics

Hard on The Ticker lyrics

I gave up a min of cheeseTo domino's deliveryWhiskey soursApple piesFinger-lickin' chicken friedAre gastronomic historyI used to like them scary showsBut I gave 'em up a while agoDon't do no dip-defyin'Rollercoster ridin'Now days I just take it slowEvery since we started datin'I been compensantin'To keep from gettin' upTo hell any quicker'cause

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She's hard on the tickerHard on the tickerThe girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a stickerSayin' hard on the ticker

Now, when she wiggles through my doorMy chin gets heavyHits the floorSilky hairGarnet lipsSwingin' double-jointed lipsMy blood begins to roarAnd when she nibbles on me earIt's partly pleasure, partly dearLittle dab is all it takesTo get my heart a palpatatin'Fellin' like the end is nearI oughta get a policyA double indemityIt'd make my beneficiaryA whole lot richer'cause