I (← Hey kids! This is a link to Kat’s Twitter account because she’s an attention whore!) share credit for the best hashtags ever ie: #hecklingbuildscharacter with my loves, Nicki and Celia and #randomsnugglepunch with darling RandyGirl.

My most retweeted tweet was “Was a Republican 4 Halloween. Gave all the candy 2 the big kids & told the small ones that they could have candy if the big kids dropped it.”

My second most retweeted tweet is “I’m later than Odysseus returning from Troy”. #speakingonlyinnerdyanalogies

Conclusion: I think about twittering too much lately.

Heh heh heh.

Baked ziti and coffee taste horrible together.

I want both baked ziti and coffee right now so I’m consuming them together anyway.

My eyes really fucking hurt, but I’m writing this because I love you guys!

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21 thoughts on “The Past Eight Days In 27 Sentences (Or So)”

I love your list!! And I am going to file this under what-the-fuckery anyways because I think it qualifies since you a) threw “dildo” in just for the fun of it b) shout out to the #randomsnugglepunch nation and c)are my Sweet Kat which instantly makes me fall in love with everything you post.

Thank you for following up #s 9 & 10 with 11. Saves me the trouble of wondering/asking. #27- I know about mine, what about yours? #4 &5-I love irony. #7 & 8- thankfully I know no hipsters. #25- better to be evicted for disturbing the peace than for twittering.

No shit…22 made me laugh out loud! Haha. Thanks for sending traffic (my) your way over at Naughty Nothings…shit is good and I loved re-sharing it with my new audience. 🙂 Hits are through the roof but nobody likes commenting and admitting they read fantastic smut! haha.

I can attest to the insanity that is your neighbor and I love the fact that you ABBA’d his ass. hehe

Rest those eyes with some #9 action, rest yourself, and then hit that book again, hard, with renewed vigor. You can do it! 🙂

As usual I can’t go to sleep until I’ve read my favorite blog, and get my daily exercise, which is rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while trying NOT to pee myself at the same time, the full extent of my daily exercise routine. I also shared the post out with that statement re: the exercise…On the Twittering Master, would that be masturbation twittering or twitter twittering? hee hee ho ho they’re coming to take YOU away. After they pick ME up on the way ;-PDId I miss the holiday meal conversation post???

Never again will I be able to hear or read the word “twittering” without laughing. And please blast your neighbour with megawatts of “Knowing me, knowing you!” At least you know who to feed the zombies with first. 😀

@RandyGirl-I LOVE our #randomsnugglepunch almost as much as I love you, my darling RandyGirl.~ *MWAH!*

@bobo-As promised, you will be one of the firsts to read this bastard. 😉

@A Beer for the Shower-The fuck? Lazy?!!?

I keed, I keed. Thank you for the well wishes, guys.~

@Gia-It’s quite an interesting flavor combo. =P

@Average Girl-It’s been quite a battle. 😉

@Mary A.-They are both BRILLIANT, aren’t they? ^_^

@CWMartin-It’s possible that I disturb the peace while twittering, too…

@Ant’-I’d do a list about why lists are awesome but I think it would cause reality to fold in on itself.

@Jewels-One of the things that made me so made about the food poisoning-aside from the vomiting, pain and excavation–was that we couldn’t laugh at my neighbor together since he was screaming while you were there! D=

@AWOLGina-Glad to give you your exercise, darling.~ And no, the Christmas 2011 post isn’t up yet since I’m still too traumatized to recall the night yet. ;-P

@Eriu-“Knowing Me, Knowing You” has been blasted MANY times over the past two weeks. >:D