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I would rather donate a quarter to a hobo than a dime to a charity. At least the hobo isn't deceiving me; it's clear that he'll use that money for a lottery ticket, a pack of cigarettes, a sandwich, or some alcohol. Regardless of what the hobo chooses to spend his money on, I have an understanding...

The following rant comes from Faceholes: 50 Rules for Facebook Jerks.
So you met the person of your dreams - or maybe they're just a two-month fling - but if you're like all the other jerks on Facebook you've probably broken the rules for Public Displays of Facebook Affection (PDFA). All you newlyweds,...

Yankee Stadium played 'Sweet Caroline' in honor of the city of Boston. The entire Boston Garden sang The National Anthem in unison before the Bruins game. People across the country expressed their admiration and sympathy for our city. What can we say about the 117th running of the Boston Marathon?......

Let's get one thing clear: you are an idiot. At least that's what corporate marketers think. They believe your naiveté is so high that you will believe anything written on a label. And even if that label says something true, you're still an idiot for caring.
Here's a bunch of asshole marketing...

During the week LeBron James scored his 20,000th point, I found it necessary to post my 57,452nd complaint on the internet - tied for 5th place all time.
With Lance Armstrong's confession to Oprah, sports and news networks have detestably slandered one of the greatest philanthropists and fundraisers...

Let's just settle our raging hard-ons for this Manti Te'o story. This silly nonsense has annihilated my Facebook Newsfeed for the past 72 hours. As one of the few, logical content artists in Boston, I offer you the truth about Manti Te'o: He's the victim of his own stupidity.
I know a lot of my readers...

Right now, I'm invited to 14 events in the month of October. Ten of those invites are from people I've rejected countless times over the past two years. I wouldn't go as far as de-friending these people, but you'd think they'd get the point by now: I'm not going to hang out with you!
"Come join...

Strippers must wear name tags on their bosom or buttocks from now on. I was getting an excellent lap dance from a stripper during my bachelor party in Las Vegas. She was red-haired and performed water-like moves all over my body - she had the role of mermaid stripper down to a tee, minus the flipper....

Thank you for continuing to piss me off on Facebook. I have reason to live and complain again.
New Rules for Facebook:
Unless it's your best friend's profile, don't go back more than two months on someone's timeline or photo history to comment. You look like an absolute stalker. Yeah, everyone...

Friends, over the years, Boston Jew has donated thousands of hours of his time on Facebook reading through your fundraisers. Currently, Boston Jew refuses to disclose the amount of money he's pledged because it's embarrassing, but he's proud to announce that he ponders donating money for each...