Flickr user -2x4- (not to be confused with his beefier, off-roading brother, -4x4-) went and built a fully functional LEGO Star Wars foosball table. Sure it's tiny as hell and I wouldn't hesitate to Hulk-smash it to bits if you beat me, but it is pretty amazing. Like the miracle of life, but this one wasn't squeezed out of a vagina. Right, -2x4-? Please God tell me it wasn't.

Hit the jump for several more of the out-of-this-world sports table! (Kill me now)