America Falls in Love With Runaway Brooklyn Cow Who is Metaphor For Us All

Not since those llamas went on the run, in the more halcyon year that was 2015, have we had something quite so exciting with a runaway animal — or frankly quite so emblematic of today’s era. A baby cow has escaped from a slaughter house, you see, and is now running around Prospect Park, Brooklyn. We have reports the cow is a metaphor for all of us, here, now, trapped in our realities like animals in a slaughter house, wanting to escape.

Here is a live feed of the animal running through the world, without a care.