On the Marquee:After much anticipation, and at least one story that succeeded in making superhumanly handsome Man of Steelstar Henry Cavill seem mortal, the long-awaited Superman film makes its way to the theater. Already, film critics have exhausted every Superman pun known to man in their reviews of the Zack Snyder blockbuster.

For the less comic and more comedy-minded, Seth Rogen, James Franco,Jonah Hill, and Danny McBride premiere This Is The End—an apocalypse comedy so hilariously impossible that its script was likely fueled by copious amounts of marijuana and/or hallucinogens, and will likely leave viewers with a contact high and a weariness about ever entering James Franco’s home.

Meanwhile,The Bling Ring opens in Los Angeles and New York. Earlier this month, we spoke to directorSofia Coppola about the Kardashian-dialect training star Emma Watson underwent and which of Coppola’s movies she will show her two young daughters first.

Required Viewing: Magic City’s second season premieres on Starz tonight. In anticipation, co-star Kelly Lynchphoned us to discuss Meg and Ike’s chemistry, Jimmy Caan’s innate ability to terrify, and the show’s depiction of sexy, cool Jews.

Also, the Princess Dianabiopic starringNaomi Watts unveiled its first trailer, available here.

Mad Men Mental-Health Update:Despite the nightmare-inducing imagery that Sally Draper was exposed to last week, a U.C.L.A.-affiliated psychiatrist predicts that Sally, unlike her father, will not embark on an adult life constructed entirely out of functional alcoholism, unfulfilling affairs, reckless duplicity, parental incompetence, and misdirected rage. The full analysis here.