As we approach the winter solstice and television shows go into repeats, that can only mean one thing: Krampus is coming! The one and only iconic figure of December, we will celebrate his birth on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND as well as cower in fear of the punishment he brings all the bad podcasters who violate Krampus's core value of "be excellent to each other." Thankfully, neither Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, nor even Sherilyn Connelly have ever engaged in non-excellent beingness such as leaving nitrous canisters behind, saying untoward things in the chatterbox, or flaking on their show without asking for a rerun or a sub, which is Krampus's one rule....or have they?

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Because Krampus cares, even if it's a polka show.