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we've only just begun

not much in the way of news. this will be the last post, feel free to post your final comments/memories.

On a side note my finger has fully healed, but i seem to have at least
semi-permanent nerve damage which makes coding nearly impossible for
the time being.

I've touched up my resume and am now actively looking for a job in the NYC area, so if you
know anyone that is hiring, feel free to shoot me a message.

The private message system will be up for at least a week, so hit people up if you want to trade
contact information. I'll update this news post once I finish the export tool. Other than that, I wish you all the best.

hey if ytmnd's being carved apart at auction can we offer to buy stuff, like a hunk of scrap metal off the server, or the domain name in order to redirect to a brazilian shemale porn site, or max's remaining dignity

hey, ytmnd will never die, our spirits are as strong as those of 4chan, we are the princes of the universe, the kings of the interwebs. Thanks max so much for everything you have done for us, a place for us to hone our abilities to create f*ggy short films, humorous sites, drawing abilities, web visual searching abilities, sound/music search/selection/editing. We've all truly became capable of making everyone laugh, cry, smile, angry, etc. Thank you so much for everything, thanks, everyone!

If anything...Another alternative max is to let some users with good coding knowledge to take over the site. Well more like a backup of the final day and hand it over to them and see if they continue the site without you?

Come to think of it, it was in the making. What with yfly happening last year (or the year before?), the unwanted proliferation of 4chan, Max's finger leaving him, and now this, we're left with one question. Are the Intrawebs dying?

Everything I know and love is collapsing... God... Please... Take me now!... ...No?... Er... How about you Satan?... Damn it!... ... Well... I could always take up... Living or exiting the sanctity of my home... Maybe get a job at McDonalds...

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes again
Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need of some stranger's hand
In a desperate land
Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah
There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the king's highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby
Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake
The ancient lake, baby
The snake he's long, seven miles
Ride the snake
He's old
And his skin is cold
The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and we'll do the rest
The blue bus is callin' us
The blue bus is callin' us
Driver, where you takin' us?
The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived and then he
Paid a visit to his brother and then he
He walked on down the hall and
And he came to a door
And he looked inside
"Father?" "Yes, son?" "I want to kill you"
"Mother? I want to... f*ck you"
Come on, yeah
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us and
Meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin' a blue rock, on a blue bus
Doin' a blue rock, come on, yeah
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die
This is the end

Gabbly really helped me get into YTMND. Before Gabbly, I was just another struggling newbie. But then I joined the f*g party... the stonecutters. I met Steakman, and mik3m, and kittyblender, and Filibuster, and I even talked to Keaton on Mother's Day last year... I have proof. I organized raids on ebaumsworld chat (I am partially responsible for their new policy of reqriring registration for chat), I have participated in fun LiveJasmin chats. May Gabbly rest in peace on the same hill next to YTMND.

Parrothead1983, I don't think anyone has mentioned you NEARLY enough, if it wasn't for your uncanny ability to archive absolutely EVERYTHING that has ever happened in the past 20 years in the form of a YTMND, I don't think I would have stayed this long!

SORRY I DIDNT GET YOUR MESSAGE BUT YOU SAID IN THAT THREAD I WAS A JEW AND TO DELETE YOU SO ALL YOUR THREADS AND POSTS WERE DELETED AND YOU WERE BANNED SO NOW YOU CAN MAKE SOME FUNNY JOKES ABOUT MY JEW GOLD AND HOW JEWISH I AM AND MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE A JOKE ABOUT GASSING ME OR HOW I HOARD GOLD BECAUSE MY LAST NAME IS GOLDBERG AND I AM SUPER JEWISH AND THAT WOULD BE FUNNY BECAUSE THEN PEOPLE WOULD THINK YOU ARE COOL FOR STICKING UP TO ME BECAUSE IM SOME GUY WITH A WEBSITE SORRY YOURE BANNED FOREVER THANKS
B

SORRY I DIDNT GET YOUR MESSAGE BUT YOU SAID IN THAT THREAD I WAS A JEW AND TO DELETE YOU SO ALL YOUR THREADS AND POSTS WERE DELETED AND YOU WERE BANNED SO NOW YOU CAN MAKE SOME FUNNY JOKES ABOUT MY JEW GOLD AND HOW JEWISH I AM AND MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE A JOKE ABOUT GASSING ME OR HOW I HOARD GOLD BECAUSE MY LAST NAME IS GOLDBERG AND I AM SUPER JEWISH AND THAT WOULD BE FUNNY BECAUSE THEN PEOPLE WOULD THINK YOU ARE COOL FOR STICKING UP TO ME BECAUSE IM SOME GUY WITH A WEBSITE SORRY YOURE BANNED FOREVER THANKS B

Max, even though my sites may be sh*tty i've been around here for a long time... funny how I actually forgot about april 1st and how epic this was. I am naming my second born child after you, my first one was already named after that co-star guy in the breakfastclub....

Max, I don't want anyone saving my sites with your special tool, so I'll be deleting all my sites tonight. Thanks for putting up with my dumb jokes for the past 3 years. I was positive I could have talked you into putting http://gayplaza.ytmnd.com/ into the Hall of Fame if I had some more time....C'est la vie. As for the rest of my pals here, I guess I'll see the rest of you guys onYouTube in the future.

This may be the first piece of evidence to convince me that this is an April Fools joke. Everyone knows that the site deletion system works on a queue, and that you cannot delete all sites in one night. Furthermore, it would be impossible for you to delete them all before YTMND is supposed to shutdown. >_>

What would be awsome is if Max didnt realise that it was April 1st and it really was shutting down and we just didnt realise...Ill miss stephanie ytmnds, they were always so vile and horriffic and awsome