10 Silly Ways Brad Pitt Can Pass the Time When He Retires from Acting

Brad Pitt raised eyebrows earlier this week when he said that he’d like to stop acting when he turns 50 in three years so he can do other things with his time. What exactly would those other things be, though? Glad you asked. We have some suggestions.

1. Spend a day talking about how this was a good idea before the six kids running around his house make him realize he needs to get cracking on another ‘Oceans’ movie.

2. Convince Keanu Reeves that he should also retire from acting.

3. Get back in touch with that Jennifer Aniston. Like the rest of us, you just never hear about what she’s up to anymore.