AC/DC’s Phil Rudd is currently under house arrest for drug related criminal incidents. But it seems unlikely his fellow moshers will be keeping a seat warm for him.

Justin Bieber’s stellar solo career is about to come to an end! But don’t cry, things are going to get even better for the music scene. Justin Bieber is going to become the new chief singer of AC/DC! Not only that: lead singer Brian Johnson is about to step down.

Oh, my gosh!

Gushes Brian:

I’ve always LOVED that guy! I’ve never been more excited in my life, than when I heard Justie Baby (that’s what he lets us call him, can you believe it) was going to join our band. We would have been honoured to just keep him in the basement and let him come out every 10 years or so to bang a few drums. But when he offered to actually sing for us… Well, that was it! I just couldn’t live up to that high standard! We’ve now agreed that for old time’s sake, I’m going to sit in the corner every once in a while and tinkle a triangle or two.

Guitarist Stevie Young shrieks:

Baby, baby, baby, ooooooooooo!

Rumors that the next AC/DC album will feature edgy rock covers of ‘Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star’ and ‘How Much is that Doggie in the Window?’ remain to be confirmed.