I want to be burned to the Coronation Anthem from 'Zadok the Priest' by Handel.

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To be honest Dozy, I dont expect anyone to be there. I dont have any kids (by choice) I'm the youngest in my family, and I'm fitter and healthier than any of my friends and colleagues. So by the time I depart this vale of tears, sometime around 2096, everyone I know, should be dead.
Still, it'll be a cheap wake.

Leave a note in your will for your solicitor to post the wake details on ARRSE: if you hold it the last weekend before payday hundreds of squaddies will rock up to drink to your, erm, death!

According to the Death Clock that Calypso posted on the Dead Pool thread, I'm not popping off the mortal coil till I'm 101 in 2075, so if anyone's around then, feel free to drop by to mine...

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What a disturbing thought, I doubt that I would ever make it into the ground, I'd probably end up perched on one of the lions at the foot of Nelsons column. The proceeds of my estate all go to the RNLI, with the proviso that they name a nice shiny new boat after me! The "Sleeper Service" the ultimate irony perhaps?
Your tragic demise at the tender age of 101, is going into my diary, I'll bring lilys.