5 Potential Stadium Sponsorships for the Miami Dolphins

This got me thinking about potential sponsors. Not any random company merely willing to pony up the funds necessary to plaster its brand on the home of the Dolphins and Miami Hurricanes, a structure that might (or probably) be cursed.

No, we’re looking at sponsors that would make sense in other ways, though Dave George’s “No-Name Stadium” has a nice ring to it.

Honorable Mention: US Airways Stadium (US-eless Airways),

Comcast Stadium

Comcast, like every cable/internet company, is not a dependable product but it is one you need.

There’s no getting around to life without internet and cable (for now) in your home and rotten thieves companies like Comcast have customers by the balls.

Dolphins fans have a similar relationship with their team. The product has been garbage but with the NFL being the country’s most popular sport it’s one you feel like you need. No matter how much pain is inflicted, we just can’t quit you, Dolphins.