Cow manure a cure for baldness?

There is no weblink about this but rather a thought I had. Cow manure has long been used as a fertilizer but I wonder if it is possible if it could help the hair follicles that are not producing hair to start producing hair again. The debate with male patern baldness is if the follicles are actually dead or just not producing hairs. If it is ever found to be true that cow manure works you might find many bald men sticking their heads under a cow's ass for a fresh dose of undiluted manure. Probabaly more effective if it came out as diarrhea as it would be better absortion into the scalp due to more moisture. If this theory turns out to be true should I raise a big stink if someone else stills my idea or do you think I am full of shit. Sorry for the puns but I could not help it. D&d