"What's Ohio like?" you might ask, for some reason. Well, this is what it's like: "Authorities in Bainbridge say that a drunken woman, who was wearing nothing but fishnet stockings, a g-string and high heels [Actually, tennis shoes — Ed.], led them on a high speed chase along Route 422 prior to her arrest."

Yes, cops in Bainbridge were led on a chase reaching speeds of 128 miles an hour a few weeks ago, eventually stopping the car after Geauga County Sheriff's deputies laid "stop sticks" along the road. And guess what? The object of their pursuit was Hiram resident Erin B. Holdsworth, 28, clad only in stockings, a g-string, and sneakers. "I don't ever recall having a subject in such a state of undress... and being driving," said a police spokesman.

Goldsworth was allegedly drunk and "combative," surprisingly. She's been charged with about a dozen things.