DH: Tiny Dancer, DS's porridge is bubbling over
Me: Sorry, I can't see it because you're standing in the way.
DH: I've moved over as much as I can.
Me: *come back into the kitchen to check. DH is still standing exactly smack bang in the middle of the bench and using up 2/3 to make his lunch (which he could have done last night since he was reorganising the left overs I packed up).* Oh, sorry, I didn't realise I had so much space. *mentally rolls eyes*

A few days ago I was being told off for taking up too much room, and I was using less than half the bench space!

The cynic in me isn't so sure it was a coincidence we didn't have the ingredients before asking

Haha. Knowing he is a male and teenager that's probably right!

I am over my children today. Have yelled at them so many times this morning. Currently holding screaming baby who is pulling out my hair while screaming and thrashing. And as soon as she settles DS will ask 'something else to eat' which is a looooooong saga.

I am over my children today. Have yelled at them so many times this morning. Currently holding screaming baby who is pulling out my hair while screaming and thrashing. And as soon as she settles DS will ask 'something else to eat' which is a looooooong saga.

Hugs. I had that day on Friday. And Thursday. Except it was just the one toddler running rampant. I don't know what I'll do when number 2 comes along.

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