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" ...the dammed souls of the underworld indulge in a gluttonous feast of pizza, made with the unholiest of all ingredients. Bread grown only in the fields of pain & torture, topped with tomato sauce made by enslaved sinners in the garden of suicide, layered with cheese lactated from the most unholy of bovine in the chambers of dementia & suffering and slow baked in a brimstone oven above a lake of fire, where the souls of the wicked and wasteful burn for all eternity..."