Jessica Biel: ‘No one will hire me because I’m hot.’

Why can’t Jessica Biel land a role in a decent film? She’s too beautiful, that’s why. Us Magazine reports:

“Yeah, it really is a problem,” Biel tells the June issue of Allure magazine. “I have to be blunt.”
The actress — whose latest film, Powder Blue, (in which she plays a stripper) is going to straight to DVD — isn’t handed plum roles.
“I’m in there with everybody else, fighting for the good parts. Yes, The Illusionist has made a difference — but a huge, massive difference, so I can pick and choose what I want? No.”
Biel, 27, covets the careers of Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman.
“I just want an opportunity. If you don’t like the audition, don’t hire me!” she says. “But if you don’t want to even see me — that’s hurtful. And why? You know nothing about me!”

I want to see you. I want to see you all kinds of stuff. I want to see you so much, I want to see me seeing you see me, and then – wait, hold up. Did that just say a movie where Jessica goddamn Biel plays a stripper went straight to DVD? How does that even happen? Actually, fuck it. I’m moving to Sweden. Next post from the fjords, kids.

Honey, sweetie, baby, you know I love you! But enough with the misplaced anger, sweetcheeks. You’re a closeted lesbian living in a bearded relationship with a barely closeted guy. Take a deep breath. Look inward. You’re angry, but it’s not about the directors and producers, is it? What? Sure, in a minute you can go back to your weightlifting, but just try to think about what I said, ok?

When you are porking JT you have to take the bad with the worse. It’s just how life rolls.

10 reasons to have Nanci Pelosi
1. Attacked the Bush administration for waterboarding terrorists even though she was briefed on the practice and did nothing.

2. Sent a so-called stimulus package to President Obama that was filled with pork and didn’t give members of Congress time even to read it.

3.Vocally opposed the Iraq surge in 2007.

4. Undercut the Bush administration by traveling to Syria and then misstating the Israeli position in talks with Syrian President Bashar Assad.

5. Insisted on using large military aircraft for her own travels, treating the Air Force like her personal airline.

6. Pushed for an increase in the minimum wage that sought to exclude American Samoa, where Del Monte Foods (headquartered in Pelosi’s district) is a major employer.

7. Has failed to effectively police her Democratic caucus with members Jane Harmon (spies and wiretaps scandal), John Murtha (earmarks for contributions) and Charles Rangel (tax evasion) under suspicion for misconduct.

8. Supports reinstating the Fairness Doctrine for broadcasters.

9. Wants to reinstitute the assault-rifle ban and place restrictions on the manufacture, sales and ownership of guns.

10. Despite her Roman Catholic faith, she is rabidly in favor of extending abortion rights.

Jessica, dearest, let’s not hide from the truth. A closeup of your ass is MONEY! A closeup of your face is…ugh. We can’t put you in a real movie with lots of closeups and have the audience spend the whole time thinking “What IS it? Is it the big teeth or the big mouth or the jawline or what???”

Geez, she seriously thinks she is not getting any good roles cause she is beautiful? Didn’t Charlize Theron win an Oscar for an excellent role? And that’s just naming one. Shut the fuck up frigid slut, it’s enough I have to endure u get to suck on Justin’s thingy.

Sorry Jessica…..you’re in Hollywood….if you’re NOT a beautiful woman who has perfect features and a size 2 body, then you’re not an actress working in LA……..get in line – all women you are competing against are beautiful…….maybe they all have something you don’t – TALENT.

Yeah, you’re too beautiful. *laugh riot*
I can’t imagine it has anything to do with the fact that you’re not a stellar actress and you’ve also type-casted yourself as ‘the hot chick’, and ‘the TV actress’.

Hmm. I don’t recall Natalie Portman doing that. Get over yourself and bask in the success you DO have. Poor little Jessica Biel is hurt because some casting agent won’t see her. My heart bleeds purple piss for you, Jessica.