No disprespect to Gates, but that probably had more to do with the cameos by George Clooney, Jon Stewart, Bono, Jay-Z, Brian Williams, Steven Spielberg and Matthew McConaughey — who played Bill’s personal trainer — than to the antics of this greatest of nerds.

I doubt he’d be offended.

“That’s good. One in a row,” McConaughey tells Gates in his segment. “You keep this up, you’re gonna get ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ next year.”

In another cut, Gates plays a “Guitar Hero” riff for Bono over the phone.

“We’re full up in the band, Bill,” Bono coos. “All positions are filled.”

Let’s not leave out the politics: Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama both make appearances. Clinton tells him she won’t be needing him as a running mate, thank you, and Obama confuses him for William Shatner, then Bill Clinton, over the phone.

Makes you wonder what celebs you’d have lined up to star in your farewell video. You know, if you were worth $56 billion or so.