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Thursday, June 10, 2010

What Sucks…The Taliban

The Taliban is making a serious run at the people from the Westboro Baptist Church for “Worst People On Earth” status (BP executives closing fast however) when it was reported today that they killed a 7 year-old boy to punish his family for speaking out against the Taliban.

They claimed the boy was working as a spy for the US-backed Afghan government. Clearly they must have intercepted and decoded the following:

…baseball cards…soccer practice….Sponge Bob…

You know, like many, I’m not a big fan of long, drawn out wars that cost us the lives of our soldiers in backwards parts of the world but if we can get some photos or videos of these douchebags being found dead either in rubble or through one of those cool thermo-cameras like in a Bourne movie, I might be persuaded to change my mind. Follow What Sucks on Twitter!

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Suckiness surrounds us all, gripping us in a vice-like hold, with the ferocity of a bear trap made of shit. My mission? To offer insight and shed understanding on the vast, seemingly endless, black hole of crap each one of us has to face on a daily basis. And while that torrent of bullshit is both mammoth in scope and unyielding in its advance, at least here it can be called it out for what it is- a lot of shit that really sucks.

So join me- everyday I’ll shine the spotlight on something that sucks. And your comments, until you weird me out, are always welcome. That being said, thanks for stopping by and sorry everything sucks so bad.

About Me

Chris DeLuca is a writer/ producer/ comic currently living in Hoboken, the Prague of New Jersey. He's written for a bunch of TV shows you probably have not watched or heard of (United States of Hip Hop, Nikki & Sara Live, Mob Wives Reunion, BET's Don't Sleep, and Fuse News- see?) as well as Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn, Best Week Ever, Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson and the 12/12/12 Concert For Sandy Relief. He was also the "World's Oldest Intern" on VH1's Big Morning Buzz. In 2009 he created, wrote and starred in the hilarious, and subversive “Mocap, LLC" on Spike. Sadly, he thinks he caused his parent's divorce.