Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

If you have a cat, you get to read books and get smarter. If you have a dog, you have to take the dog outside for walks and meet more people.

One of the lies of Bill Clinton during the 1992 campaign was that he was a cat person. No, Chelsea was the cat person, and when she left for college 2400 miles away, he got a dog. When he left the White House, he kept the dog but gave the cat to a staffer.

The current president, when first elected to the Oval Office, had neither cat nor dog nor fish.

I have 2 cats and 2 dogs. One of my cats is definitely smarter than the dogs. The other one thinks he's a dog and will even sit up and beg for food. I think he needs a Catologist. I found my smarter cat after someone threw her out of a moving car when she was 2 weeks old. I sincerely hope they rot in H#ll for doing that to her.