-Homoerotic insults
-Sex with family members and loved ones
-Create a stir…it gets you noticed
-Insult the moderators (see above)
-If someone does accept your challenge, keep up-ing the rules to the point that no sane person will accept, and then claim that the other person is a coward.

That is the five key points but…

The final and most important point it this.

-Do not let it out that in real life you are a stable guy who acts nothing like your online persona.

Let me try. stfu (as an introduction)

-You felch very poorly.
-I just finished raping your pet fish. "Where's Nemo" you say ... RIGHT HERE BITCH ... ON MY COCK ... like a living condom with gills ... scales sticking out like grotesque half-dimes until it split right down the middle when I came.
-Apple Chicken Stir Fry
-The mods **** quadriplegic orphan puppies. Then eat them.
-I challenge you all to a fight. Live, nude, on prime-time television. It is your responsibility to make this happen. If you don't you are a coward.

Hmm. I tried to go according to your instuctions but I feel that it lacks a certain JFS-like quality that for lack of a better term I will call "batshit fucking insane."

How are they keeping track of the damage for those lightning bolts the mage was thowing ... in AD&D ,that would have been like ... 50d6 worth of damage ( assuming of course he was a 10th level mage ) .

I'd call belegarth LARPish but they do in fact focus more on the actual "fighting" then on costumes and characters and acting out scenarios. I used to go spar with the local belegarth group from time to time.