Picking out birthday cards sucks. For a snarky s.o.b. like you, a sweet and sentimental card makes you want to puke. Luckily, birthday e-cards are changing the way we say happy birthday. Now you can send your birthday wishes with just the right amount of sarcasm and blue humor, with very limited thought and time involved. Just what you’ve always wanted. You can thank us later. For now, you’re welcome!

I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)