Goddess Deldaisy awoke and whapped Goddess mC around the head with an overly large carnation. I do NOT snore, I have NEVER snored, indeed upon my creation I was doubly blessed by the Goddess Notsnoredness. I was want to consider this a blessing until verily I did discover I was the only one to be thus blessed and every single other youman, Goddess and God on the face of the pancake DID snore.

Bikkit noticed with sadness thet the people of angland had become paronoid about everything and obsessed with health and safty.

They had banned staples, sticking tape, long fingernails, practically everything.
And then, after the apocolypse they were really paanoid because they didn't know what it was that had to be paranoid about.
The country was gripped in a state of constant fear and panic.

Bikkit soothed these fears and re-created tea. And rain that didn't burn holes in rooves.

All was well in Angland.

(this is mostly because I found an article stating that:"Publisher Ubisoft is protecting Assassin's Creed Brotherhood buyers from dangerous staples by whittling down the game's manual to a single sheet." People here really are insane.)

I'm going to need a swat team, ready to mobilize, street maps covering the whole of florida, a pot of coffee, 12 jammy dodgers and A FEZ.

a door into the kingdom of gods opened and in stepped unseenu,his clothes were disheveled and he look filthy,"Hey guys im back,"he declared and wandered over to look down upon the planet."Woah?how long was I gone?"he said to himself as he looked at the chaos and change below that had occured in his absence.
(can someone explain ooc what caused the appocaypse,I forget)

Proof that L-Space exists in this universe

Fact 1:Heavier things distort time and space more Fact 2:A page with ink on it is heavier than an unprinted pageConclusion:A book distorts time and space more than blank papers

And then Goddess Deldaisy picked up the "good" scissors (as she wondered what the GOOD scissors had done to warrant being called the GOOD scissors.... and worse.... WERE there bad scissors?... Where WERE the bad scissors .... and WHAT had the BAD scissors done to NOT be called the GOOD scissors???? ) and raaaaaaaaaaan over to Bikkit with the GOOD scissors and had a lovely cup of tea.... Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Suddenly, an army of midgets with gold hair, gold eyes, red togas with wierd winged crosses on them, and very, very expensive shoes run out of a turkey sandwich, and then gravity fails because they (Them) prove that Gravity does not, in fact, exist.
And all the librarians turn into monkies.

The rather-late-to-arrive-can't-be-bothered-reading-12-pages-god Raz came into existence with a 'plib'... Expecting to land with a bump on the ground, he was rather puzzled to be suspended above the ground.

"What's all this lack of gravity?"

With a rather complicated motion, and a sockful of useless and broken artefacts, he performed a rite (which could have just as easily been done with a marble and a French phrasebook) which reinstated gravity.

I was just about to restore the alchemysts when I saw your name and avvie.

Also, they must be very good shoes. Ling eats one.)

Bikkit restored her alchemysts

what I had to say on them earlier on:

Another group that was flourishing were the Alchemysts. Who were basically Alchemists without dictionaries. These unfortunate people caused even more explosions than the wizards. And then caused even more by trying to revvive those who had died in explosions. Many lost limbs and Alchemysts became the people most interested in creating working prosthetic limbs. The solution was found by making them out of metal and infusing them with magic. Unfortunatly this made them even more explosive. Some of the most famous alchemists were Roy Pony (discovered how to make explosion using only a piece of cotton and a badass angry face) And Ted L. Reek (Discovered how to make explosions using his bare hands. It was later discovered that he kept gunpowder in his prosthetics. This still didn't explain how he could create whole entire walls out of nothing. Useful for a profession that requires constant house repares.)

Unseenu stood up and dusted himself off,he wasn't too annoyed that daisy had pushed him off because he looked around and saw the effect that him falling onto the mountain had had.A large radius around where ash peak had stood was now blackened by a thick blanket of ash making the area look desolate but really cool.Unseenu did not think of himself as an evil god but he liked the look of this new kingdom that he had acidentally created with the aid of daisy.He raised his voice and he was heard in the mind of every slightly evil mortal "Let this dead region forever be known as Generi Keevaland,any dark lords willing to take up residency here feel free to do so.The land features a hill which would be an ideal spot for a tower(flaming eyeballs and encircling dragons are an optional extra) and many acres where your orcs and undead minions may go for relaxing walks and picnics in between raids.''

The new kingdom created Unseenu went forth to wander the world in the form of an elderly man.

In the short months after the apocolypse technology moved in leaps and bounds.Wiccapedia and the Tratchett forums no longer relied on mail as a telecone connection meant that information could now be sent through the teleconic wires where a specialised Usod imp on the other end could interpret a constructed language devised for the purpose* and paint a picture of the original page.The same imp then relayed back any pages that the user requested.

*Known as HTML which stands for Hardly Tangible Magical Lingo,understood only by the computing imps and wizards known as the order of Geeks.So called because the order was founded on a tiny island known as ''Ancient Geece'',slightly older than its neighbor ''Not so ancient Geece''

Proof that L-Space exists in this universe

Fact 1:Heavier things distort time and space more Fact 2:A page with ink on it is heavier than an unprinted pageConclusion:A book distorts time and space more than blank papers