Lohan Sues E*Trade Over Ad

What? How dare she? Not only is this complete insanity, she wants $100 MILLION for pain and suffering! How about all the pain and suffering you cause the American people, LL? Huh? How much is that worth? Is this the pinnacle of frivolous lawsuits in America?

Get this:

A lawyer for Lohan says she’s a one-name celeb just like Oprah or Madonna

The ad agency said the Lindsay in the ad is the name of somone on the account team. Imagine that. Someone else in America names Lindsay. The mind boggles.