George W. Bush to Direct Episode of Jericho Season 2

FALMOUTH, MA - 07/06/07 - President of the United States of America, George W. Bush today declared that he was to direct an episode of the recently renewed Season 2 of CBS' post-apocalypic drama, Jericho.

"I'm looking mighty forward to making pretty pictures with the camera machine," President Bush said to fans at the Cape Cod Old Folk's Jogging Along the Seafront Convention. "I'm going to take lots of snaps of the pretty girls in the show. Hopefully without much in the way of clothes on," He guffawed.

Condoleeza Rice has asked to guest star as a romantic interest to mystery resident, Robert Hawkins but Mr. Rumsfeld is unsure how she would fit in.

"I could always slip her in as a lap dancer addicted to one-night stands," Mr. Rumsfeld admitted.

Skeet Ulrich and other stars are reported as being very excited about the President's involvement in the series and hopes it will boost ratings enough to secure a third series.

"I hear he's got some very explosive ideas about the Syria episode," smiled Ulrich. "I'm looking forward to the extensive special effects being used for the nuclear assault on Damascus. President Bush says that they're going to be incredibly lifelike."

If successful, Mr. Bush has admitted that he would like to film other episodes.

"I have great ideas for one based in Russhey," the President said. "It starts off with an assannissassination attempt by Dale Turner on Putin after finding out that Putin sleeps with that good old Yankee girl, Skylar. Then nucleeear missiles start flying in from our bases in Eastern Europe. Very exciting!"

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