and he saw lovely posts, too. but sgt_goomba didn't just sit back and do nothing. he is part of that LINE IN THE SAND that says, "no, no more"

sgt_goomba posted:

bareback rodeo, I'm not going to make fun of you, but dude, why are you here? I don't mean this in a nasty way: Leave this place and never come back.
Unless this is a character in which case lol.

Free market gravy, I mean this in the worse way possible: you're a fuckface and get out of helldump. As you can see, we're all very impressed at your skills in annihilating an easy target. Go take a bath with a hairdryer, or at the very least beat up a toddler and score some jailtime.

Jesse Jackson, please cue your ever so clever hidden barbs or show me some mario porn that I illustrated because I love it so much. You're internet sleuthing before made me feel so vulnerable.

why does luigi have a rasheed wallacesque stain in his hair and why is the knees in their pants ripped up when the knee caps dont look to have become hugely muscular??? thats embarassing u are embarrassing

sgt_goomba posted:

The thread got gassed before I could hit send. I guess it's fitting, since I'm saluting trolls and this is a thread about trolls:

I'm just standing in amazement. Sax, jozier, and all the other trolls, this was really a epic accomplishment. The original obamaramma thread generated massive viewership, enthusiasm, and donations. Pillowpants managed to gather, what, a billion dollars for the campaign through "city name". Now all of that is dead. If left to continue, who knows how much money he could have generated by November. You've caused appreciable damage to a national campaign, just by being persistent cocksuckers. My hat goes off to you.

On a serious note, I don't know the origin of the second picture. However, I believe I saw the first on my daughters computer screen. Needless to say, she doesn't have a computer any longer and is now homeschooled.

you guys were dicks to bust up that thread, when barack obama becomes president he was going to reward sgt goomba for his hard work by giving him a NEA grant to draw what luigi's wiener would look like in a raccoon suit

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Sgt Goomba

Koopatorivm and K-board admin Sgt. Goomba is the number one assistant to Kaptain H. in running the Koopatorivm, helping keep the site up to date with the latest kooky design fads such as "frames," "meta tag," and "php." He is known as the most strict moderator of the K-board and deals out swift vengeance to retarded noobs with an iron fist. Many fear him, although he only wants to be loved. One cannot respect what one does not love, and how can one love what one fears? Such is the twisted paradox that is Sgt. Goomba.

Autism Sundae posted:

W lcome to The Koopatorivm! Here is an unholy archive of Mario Bros. - related news and multimedia. We have the best Mario art gallery on the internet plus authentic material such as comics, Nintendo Adventure books, and miscellaneous other scans. And other delightful surprises abound, how wonderful. Now go! Proudly pay homage to the Koopa Klan! Offer burnt sacrifices!
Kaptain H and SgtGoomba

sgt goomba on his nintendo board posted:

We have the dealth penalty for certain crimes in the US and personally I think it'd bullshit. Not only is it barbaric, it's contradictory. Killing wrongdoers negates the message that killing is wrong. It's saying that killing is wrong unless you are justified, which is a dangerious thing to say considering that many killers believe that they are justified in their actions. It helps make killing a normal part of American culture. Because of this I say that it probably makes things worse, on top of scientific studies that say that it certainly doesn't make things better. There has been little of no proof of a "deterence effect" on would be killers.

The death penalty is bullshit in every situation, that's my opinion.

killing is... bad

i have taken a stance- discuss

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Man, we need to get some right wing koopa fans on this board so we can really fire up con issues.

Goatstein posted:

i dunno that mantis librarian chick could be pretty hot, she could like be on top facing you while giving you a foot massage

i bet sgt goomba thinks the best part about bangin meltyface the stroke victim would be that she'd try to scream out poo poo like "oh god" and it'd come out "lamp frog!" which would be cool because he could say random things like "ninja pound" "reverse thrusters!" and "SOME THING AWFUL DOT CUM" before pulling out and blowing a hot load of koopajuice all over her princess peach

sgt goomba posted:

Since this section is supposed to be about Controversial Issues and venting your anger, let me start a "What Message boards or sites do you really hate" topic. My selection is Sonic Cult. It's obviously run by angry, sexually frustrated nerds who have self esteem issues and deal with those issues by pretending to be internet tough guys. Every other sentence on the site tells it's readers to gently caress off, and every other piece of fanart that has to do with a female character has her either a)licking something b)showing her panties, and ever male is holding an axe.
They hate any Sonic universse that doesn't come straight from the games. And they hate fanart or fanfic, unless of course it's Sonic Doujinshi from Japan(porn).
Along with the Boy Scouts, I say gently caress Them, gently caress them with Kammy's strap-on.

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But the bounty hunter is wrong about Mario, he moves with lightening speed, and he quickly trounces him on his rear. The furry creature is a little more trouble. He picks him up and winds up for a punch!! "It's not wise to upset a Wookie!" says the bounty hunter.