Top 8: No-pants train ride, spin the bottle and “Ghostbusters”

1 – Seattle Invitationals
Loosen up a bit. Your hips will need to be in fine swiveling form if you’re attending this annual Elvis-impersonator show. Contestants will perform the best of Elvis, then one will be crowned king of rock.Time: 7:45 p.m. SaturdayLocation:Club Motor

2 – Nibbus Maximus
Some pens really are are mightier than swords. The pen Seattle cartoonist Jim Woodring made from steel and wood might be the mightiest at all, standing 7-feet tall when propped up against a wall. See it debut for the first time Sunday.Time: 1 p.m. SundayLocation:Gage Academy of Art

3 – No-pants light rail ride
Shirts and shoes are recommended to ride Seattle’s light rail on Jan. 9. Pants? Not so much. The second-ever “No Pants Light Rail Ride” is planned for that day, and yes — that’s exactly what it sounds like. Check out our coverage of last year’s ride if you’re wondering what that looks like. Time: 3 p.m. SundayLocation: Fourth Avenue and Pine Street, across from Westlake Center

4 – Seahawks vs. Saints
Being the worst of the best isn’t so bad, right? Show your support for Seattle’s favorite only professional football team as they wade into playoff territory.Time: 1:30 p.m. SaturdayLocation:Qwest field, your TV

5 – 14/48
It’s billed as the world’s quickest theater festival for a reason. Four plays are conceived, written, designed, scored, rehearsed and performed — all in the space of two days.Time: Friday and SaturdayLocation:ACT

6 – Spin the Bottle
OK, it’s not exactly the game you remember from junior high. Or if you’re like me, from all those movies about junior high. (Don’t judge; that game sounds terribly unhygienic.) But this monthly variety show still keeps you guessing. Here’s hoping it doesn’t land on the guy who has braces.Time: 11 p.m. FridayLocation:Annex Theatre

8 – “Ghostbusters”
Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! (You’re welcome; I bet you’ll have that song stuck in your head all day.) The Central Cinema offers ample opportunities to see this old-time favorite. Wear parachute pants and call it a nostalgia night.Time: 6:30 p.m. Friday, Saturday and SundayLocation:Central Cinema