They rock - Ophidian's Live Karaoke Tour will continue well into next week although will not include Jack's on Thursday. The chick that runs it is a total biyotch and has rules for me to prevent the one and only Oph from getting out of control, most of which I violated last week. No glass on stage or near the equipment and I had a buddy bring me a double shot of Wild Turkey during the guitar solo on Down Boys, and I was hitting on chicks near the stage and a singer complained it was distracting people from her set. Then the final straw was when I broke the no foul language rule when I introduced
Every Rose Has It's Thorn before it came on and said "this next song is about an Alaska Air flight attendant that was F-ing me like a porn star for over a year before I had to send her back to her dad, who got to her clit first when she was 12 and turned her into the little slut I had to deal with two decades later. I found out on those long hot nights in Cabo that ATM is not just a cash machine anymore. . . . . this next song is Every Rose Has it's Thorn"

"Instead of gettin' off, we both made our separate ways, and now I hear your fckn somebody new and that my cock never meant that much to you, I miss tearing you up inside, and thrashing your clit, every night. I guess every rose has it's thorn."

I actually had two girls come up to me and say they had only heard the edited version of it on the radio and didn't realize the unedited version was different. Stupid bitches.