The Swangkee Brothers’ Spring Water House puts out 50,000 Gallons of Water per Day, if we Want it! We mixed up 240 Wheelbarrows of Mortar by Hand with a Wheelbarrow and Shovel, and laid more than 10,000 Used Fire Bricks, in Order to Build this Permanent House for a Developed Spring for Watering our Gardens, for a Cost of less than $2,000 for Building Materials, even though it Required 2 Years of Labor in Order to get it Done.

Our $80,000 worth of Profitable $wangkee Mulching Rocks are Granite Slabs that are one inch thick, with one inch CUT OFF from each Corner; which were Cut from a Mountain of Crazy Horse Granite in South Dakota, and highly Polished on one Side. That Space in each Corner of each Rock makes a 2-inch Space when 4 such Rocks are Joined Together, and laid down like Tiles on a Floor in the Garden, which makes a Perfect Place for Planting Various Kinds of Fruits and Vegetables, such as Watermelons, Cantaloupes, Squash, Pumpkins, Tomatoes, Okra, Bell Peppers, Hot Peppers, Herbs, Blackberries, Blueberries, Raspberries, Peas, Beans, Grapes, and anything that grows above the Ground.

Our Swangkee Ant-Killing Machine is basically a Hot Water Boiler, which can wipe out a Nest of Fire Ants with only 10 Gallons of Boiling Water. This “Machine” holds about 80 Gallons of Water, and can therefore get Rid of at least 8 large Hills of Fire Ants, without using any Poisons in the Garden.

We were Eating it by the 15th of April, in 1995. No Bugs bothered them, no Maggot Root-Rot, and no Bitter Elephant Garlic. (We do not like Elephant Garlic, and cannot Understand how anyone could Sell it.) Vern has grown a Row of Garlic each Year since then, which he Uses to Fumigate his House, you might say; but, it makes his Beans much Tastier, and probably helps to Explain why that neither one of us have had the Flu in more than 45 Years!

These are not the Tasteless Kind of Squashes that you might Discover within some GROSS Grocery Store, nor even at the Orgimmick Grocery Store; but, these are so Flavorful that you can just Eat them Raw, or Bake them for Visiting Kings and Queens at Swangkee Castles. Indeed, I Challenge anyone to find a Better Butternut on this Earth, which can be Stored for as long as 2 Years, and still be Good. However, they need a Consistent Temperature, such as our 98% Rock Houses. See the Swangkee Brothers’ 98% Rock Houses, and Understand that we would probably not have any Produce in the Garden, if we did not OBEY the Law of Tithing, which is to GIVE AWAY 10% of it to the Poor and Needy People, and Especially to those who Teach the TRUTH, who are also Blest for doing it. Indeed, if we did not Tithe, we might even be Living within some Filthy City of Pollution and Crime, getting our Just Reward for Forsaking the Good Land that was made just to Feed us. UPDATE: The Devil finally got his Way with us, and we were Forced to Sell the Farm: beCause of not being Able to come up with the Property Tax Money. (See: The Swangkee Brothers' Million-dollar Farm Sold for only 50,000$!)

It finally got to be 10 inches in diameter, without any Bug Problem, without using any Harmful Chemicals, Pesticides, Sprays, nor anything but Love and Care by the All-Mineral Organic Method of Gardening, which I will Explain later on. Just be Patient: because it Requires Time to Persuade the Human Mind; and some Minds are so Clogged up with Grease, that they do not Function Well Enough to Understand such Important Subjects, even after they are Explained! (I am referring to John Stossel’s 20/20 Report on ABC News, which helped to Inspire this Photo Gallery for Swangkee Gardening.) Notice how Healthy the Green Leaves of this Plant are. We grew all that we could Eat in one short row 80 feet long.

This shows the Potato Patch in 4 long Rows at the Right. Notice the Row of Red Garden Beets to the left of the Potatoes, flanked by a Patch of Red Radishes to the left of the Beets. Consider this, all 7 of us could not Eat all of the Radishes in that one small Patch, which is only 20 feet long, even though we gave many away to Visitors; and we finally tilled them under for added Fertilizer.
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You can see it at the Left of the Workers in the Garden. This Row of Kale was 50 feet long and 4 feet wide, and Fed more than 7 People all that they could Eat; and also Allowed us to Freeze up about 100 Bags full, and there was still plenty left over for tilling under for Fertilizer, even after giving 40 Grocery Bags of it to the Salvation Army! In Fact, I Challenge any Family of 4 People to Eat all of the Kale that can be Grown in a Patch that is only 4 feet wide and 50 feet long, which is Grown According to my Instructions, even if they Eat nothing else but Kale during that entire Year! However, we Know that no one is going to Do that, even if the Kale is Exceptionally Good: because there are too many other Goodies in the Garden, as you will See later on.

It has NO Aphids on it, which is 4 feet tall, TENDER, and DELICIOUS!
When the Kale is just beginning to go to Seed, the Raw Seed Heads are Delicious Delicacies for Kings and Queens at Swangkee Castles: because they are so Sweet and Flavorful. Indeed, you can easily make an entire Meal on nothing but those Seed Heads and Tender Fresh Green Onions, which will Satisfy the Belly of your Mind if you are Honest. Yes, any Honest Goat would Agree that such Delicacies are never found at any GROSS Grocery Store in this World, and certainly never Eaten by those Poor People who Live in BIG Mansions of Lust and Greed along MADison's Avenue in New Yuck City. Too Bad for them; but, how about yourself, O Sheep — what Good Foods have you been Eating, lately?? Perhaps you think that it is more Blest to Feast at the Table of Lust and Greed with your Aunt Wretched and Uncle Miserable, who weigh about 4 times too much, who have never been Satisfied with their Foods from the Time that they were Born into the House of Poverty and Shame, who had to Spice every Dish, just to get it down their Gullets? I would not Know for Sure; but, for Sure, you can Agree that NO Wild Animal SUFFERS with all of the Ailments of Mankind: because no Wild Animal COOKS anything, including Swangkee Pickles, nor does she or he even Plan for another Meal; but, they are all Contented with the Basic Necessities of Life, According to their Natural God-given Diets. Therefore, be Happy with what you Eat; but, Understand that Good Health is True Wealth, and that it is Impossible to have Good Health without at least SOME Raw Fresh Green Leaves from an All-Mineral Organic Garden, which should be thoroughly Washed in Spring Water from Alaska — which is where we get our Spring Water from: because it is less Contaminated.

This shows a Closer View of the Potato Plants.
Notice that this Plant has NO Potato Bugs on it. In Fact, I only saw ONE Potato Bug in the entire Garden this Year, and I just Smiled at it, and let it Live: because such Bugs are no Threat to our Garden: because, if the Plants are getting Sufficient Minerals and Natural Fertilizer, they will just Naturally be Bug Resistant, just like the People who are also getting Proper Nourishment; but, not too much Nourishment: because Over-nourishment is WORSE than not Enough. Indeed, a Fat Person is Obviously Over-nourished, and is therefore a Burden to himself. Indeed, just pack a 100-pound Bag of Wheat or Flour around on your Shoulders all Day long, and Discover for yourself that it is very Burdensome to be too Fat.