This week, he’s back in the running with another frantically fractured, fantastically flawed, filbert fantasy. (I love alliteration!)

Monday, he showed up on Dave Daubenmire’s “Pass The Shi Salt Live” webcast to pass on the results of his latest tinfoil toupee slippage.

According to the brain waves from Planet Nibiru, Rump has almost 5000 indictments armed and ready to take down high-profile satanists and pedophiles. (Rump’s probably just pissed because he wasn’t invited to the party!)

And, wouldn’t you know it, Obama and both Clintons are on the list.

This corruption goes so deep and so wide and so long that it is going to take military-style tribunals to deal with the treasonous acts that are being committed right now in the United States. You are going to see people get rounded up that are going to blow your mind.

The pedophilia and the child sacrifice thing, I think it is absolutely huge. It is going to boggle the mind when they find out and start digging … Strap in, get ready for the ride because this is going to be going on for years, these military-style tribunals. They’re going to make Nuremberg look like a cakewalk.

Of course, he hasn’t one iota of proof of any of this, but since when has that meant a damn thing to “wrong-wing” troglodytes.

Stay tuned! (And, check out my “Wacko of the Week” post this Sunday, and see how he stacks up against the competition.)