Retired Adult Star Lisa Ann Has Been Hooking Up With a Member of the Golden State Warriors

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It really is good to be the champ. Aside from the parades, parties, respect from your peers, adoration from fans and that sweet championship ring, there are other perks to winning the NBA Championship that you may not even consider. How about free pizza slices at the local diner? What about the free car rentals? Or the fooling around with porn legend Lisa Ann? Or the… wait a second. What was that last one?

Yep, you heard that right. According to Lisa Ann herself, she’s been hooking up with a member of the championship Golden State Warriors. She wouldn’t reveal who the player was, and I’m not here to speculate, but… wait, that’s exactly what I’m here to do. She said that it’s a young, single, popular player. She also said that said player offered to be her “Master P” (no, not the “Make Em’ Say Uhh” guy… P as in Pimp) for the rest of the league, introducing her to other players. That’s a whole other can of worms, though. With the young, single, and popular criteria in mind we can start to narrow it down.

There are three young, single, and valuable members of the team: Klay Thompson, Harrison Barnes, and Draymond Green. Now, Harrison Barnes is a super-innocent Christian who had his first sip of alcohol during the team’s locker-room champagne celebration. He doesn’t strike me as the “Master P” type, so I’m eliminating him. That leaves Klay, who has been known as quite the ladies man, and Dray, who would shock nobody if he were the culprit. Either way, hats off to whoever it is, because it’s Lisa Ann for Efron’s sake!! Just look at her!