And Not A Drop To DrinkShopping in the Islington Sainsbury's, I note they've sold out of bottled water. Twenty-five shelves' worth of it, in fact. Evian, Spa (my favourite), Perrier, Volvic, Danone, Badoit, Buxton, their own Caledonian Spring brand, even that cack which tastes like cat's pee but you buy it because of the fancy opaque-blue bottles. My only guess is the good folk of N1 have taken to heart HMG's advice and stocked up on essential supplies in the event of terrorist attacks provoked by our action against invasion of Iraq.

Come a biological attack on Central London, it’s not a bottle of H20 I'll be reaching for.