Comments on FIREARMS AREN'T FREE, YOU KNOWTypePad2012-11-19T20:43:46ZMiamiHeraldhttp://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/tag:typepad.com,2003:http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2012/11/firearms-arent-free-you-know/comments/atom.xml/Ralph commented on 'FIREARMS AREN'T FREE, YOU KNOW'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e2017c33cf1021970b2012-11-20T17:15:10Z2012-11-20T17:15:10ZRalphSmart parents -- no need for new batteries.<p>Smart parents -- no need for new batteries.</p>nursecindy commented on 'FIREARMS AREN'T FREE, YOU KNOW'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e2017ee57162ed970d2012-11-20T13:08:12Z2012-11-20T13:08:12ZnursecindyMy dad used to say his family was so poor when he was growing up that the only thing he...<p>My dad used to say his family was so poor when he was growing up that the only thing he ever got for Christmas was a stick. He was the youngest of 14 children and they lived on a farm. After hearing this story a few times my mom finally asked him why he didn&#39;t go out in the yard get his own stick? Why wait for Santa to bring him one. I asked one of my aunts about it and she set the record straight. As the youngest he was pretty spoiled by all of them. </p>MikeyVA commented on 'FIREARMS AREN'T FREE, YOU KNOW'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e2017ee5711b12970d2012-11-20T12:14:16Z2012-11-20T12:14:16ZMikeyVAwWat ever happened to a saucepan, a wooden spoon and a carboard box? Kids can spend hours playing with these.<p>wWat ever happened to a saucepan, a wooden spoon and a carboard box? Kids can spend hours playing with these.</p>max commented on 'FIREARMS AREN'T FREE, YOU KNOW'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e2017d3df95a17970c2012-11-20T05:51:31Z2012-11-20T05:51:31ZmaxGaston, you cannot give 6-month olds lawn darts. Their arms aren't strong enough to throw them until they are at...<p>Gaston, you cannot give 6-month olds lawn darts. Their arms aren&#39;t strong enough to throw them until they are at least 3 years old.</p>Just Some Guy commented on 'FIREARMS AREN'T FREE, YOU KNOW'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e2017c33c90b2e970b2012-11-20T03:32:05Z2012-11-20T03:32:05ZJust Some GuyYou're going to love this one. I save it for Thanksgivings when nobody likes turkey. Get a large snake, at...<p>You&#39;re going to love this one. I save it for Thanksgivings when nobody likes turkey.</p>
<p>Get a large snake, at least 30 pounds, as fresh as possible...</p>Gaston Fungleberry commented on 'FIREARMS AREN'T FREE, YOU KNOW'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e2017c33c745a1970b2012-11-20T01:35:28Z2012-11-20T01:35:28ZGaston Fungleberryhttps://www.facebook.com/pages/Clankie/105562376143719Come now... Surely they can afford a trampoline or Lawn Darts.<p>Come now... Surely they can afford a trampoline or Lawn Darts. </p>Steve commented on 'FIREARMS AREN'T FREE, YOU KNOW'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e2017ee569f36d970d2012-11-20T00:31:47Z2012-11-20T00:31:47ZSteveMy grandson had a friend he named "Spidery". One guess allowed. However, I'd probably have issues with this. Unless, of...<p>My grandson had a friend he named &quot;Spidery&quot;. One guess allowed.<br />
However, I&#39;d probably have issues with this.<br />
Unless, of course, she&#39;s well insured...<br />
Kidding! </p>padraig commented on 'FIREARMS AREN'T FREE, YOU KNOW'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e2017d3df41b0e970c2012-11-19T23:35:24Z2012-11-19T23:35:24ZpadraigMy parents gave me a snake at that age. I still miss Ol' Snakey..... *sob* Wait, it says her snake...<p>My parents gave me a snake at that age. I still miss Ol&#39; Snakey..... *sob*</p>
<p>Wait, it says her snake was still alive. Now I&#39;m even MORE jealous!</p>DesertAl commented on 'FIREARMS AREN'T FREE, YOU KNOW'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e2017c33c51e91970b2012-11-19T23:05:34Z2012-11-19T23:05:34ZDesertAlThe world is just catching up with The Onion.... http://www.theonion.com/video/boys-tragic-death-could-have-happened-to-any-famil,17024/<p>The world is just catching up with The Onion....</p>
<p>http://www.theonion.com/video/boys-tragic-death-could-have-happened-to-any-famil,17024/</p>JAG commented on 'FIREARMS AREN'T FREE, YOU KNOW'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e2017d3df3083b970c2012-11-19T22:17:27Z2012-11-19T22:17:27ZJAGOr if one had the young Indiana Jones...<p>Or if one had the young Indiana Jones...</p>Theresa commented on 'FIREARMS AREN'T FREE, YOU KNOW'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e2017c33c3ef1a970b2012-11-19T21:41:53Z2012-11-19T21:41:53ZTheresaYikes<p>Yikes</p>Jeff Meyerson commented on 'FIREARMS AREN'T FREE, YOU KNOW'tag:typepad.com,2003:6a00d83451587d69e2017c33c37db5970b2012-11-19T21:06:53Z2012-11-19T21:06:53ZJeff MeyersonIf only young Indiana Jones had one...<p>If only young Indiana Jones had one...</p>