I don't have one. I think everything I watch is excellent --- maybe not every time, in every way, but definitely some of the time in some ways, and I think guilty pleasures are meant to be shows we know are terrible but love anyway. Perhaps it's because I'm incredibly arrogant, but I refuse to feel guilty about wholeheartedly enjoying a series.

I appreciate your doing this. I have so little time for television, and so little patience for crap TV, that it's helpful to have the considered opinions of someone whose opinions I respect. (Not that I don't respect my friends' opinions, but the ones who watch a lot of TV aren't very discriminating.) I don't like Futurama, but I realize that's a taste thing and not because it's garbage.

♥ I lean more towards light variety/comedy/dramady (with extra DY) these days, but I really do think everything I choose to watch has merit. But, you know, I would happily make a case that longstanding soap operas must be doing something right, even though I am not a fan.