Granted! I find the winning lottery ticket lying in the street, and cash it in for several million dollars.Everyone who read your post without responding keels over dead from shock when they hear of my good fortune!

I wish I knew where to spend the 16.4 million dollars I just won by finding that ticket....

You know what that involves right? You have to play through small seconds hundreds of times over, directly booting said sections, which means they aren't put into context properly. Enjoy taking the new version of the GOAT over 200 times [some kind of psychological profile thing apparently] and then immediately checking that a quest that you didn't get to do rewards the player correctly. [Honestly, it's a way less fun job then it sounds]

I wish I could survive a zombie apocolypse that happens at 2pm AEST today.

granted, though when you finally write something truly great though it happens while on vacation and after someone very dear to you vanishes. you wake up a week later remember nothing and now some strange dark presence is chasing you taking over locals and in general making life very difficult for them, and you very dead.

i wish i could quit playing alan wake. (btw i have not actually completed the game the very dead at the end of that was in no way related to the game, but instead inserted for dramatic purposes only.)

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