Here’s a Man Groping His Sleeping Lady Friend at a Yankees Game [Updated]

As of now, nobody knows who these people are or what their relationship is, so this incident could just be kind of awkward(the man constantly gropes his wife or girlfriend while she’s sleeping and she doesn’t care — hell, she gropes him, too — although rarely is that groping caught on live TV), or it could be outright sexual assault (this is their first date and he groped her after plying her with beer for two hours). Someone will recognize this guy (or girl) eventually, so stay tuned for guidance on how you should respondemotionally.

Update, 4:12 p.m.: Some are suggesting that the woman is balled up in her seat, and the caress actually takes place on her arm and/or knee. Everyone at Daily Intelligencer headquarters has watched this video 100 times and we still can’ttell.