7. Tina Fey (from "Bossypants")

8. Elizabeth Gilbert

"Let me ask you something, in all the years that you have … undressed in front of a gentleman, has he ever asked you to leave? Has he ever walked out and left? No? It's because he doesn't care! He's in a room with a naked girl; he just won the lottery!"

9. Turcois Ominek

10. Cheri K. Erdman

11. Dan Pearce (from "Single Dad Laughing")

"Be real. Embrace that you have weakness. Because everyone does. Embrace that your body is not perfect. Because nobody's is. Embrace that you have things you can't control. We all have a list of them."