WALES face the All Blacks in their final World Cup group game tomorrow. Beating the New Zealanders may seem like an almost impossible task, especially when they have players like Joe Rokocoko (pictured) in their ranks, but here are some possible ways it could be done.

1. Strength in numbers:

Pay &#xA3;10,000 and have 16 players on the field like England did. If this isn't enough perhaps the fans could have a whip-round for a 17th player.

2. Biological "warfare":

We know that Wales winger Shane Williams developed a nasty cold and had to be kept apart from the other Wales players. If Williams could be persuaded to sneeze prodigiously into the air conditioning system at the New Zealand team's hotel then he could spread his cold to the entire team, thereby affecting their performance on the field.

3. Intimidatory prancing:

New Zealanders like to do this odd dance before the game where they shout a lot and stamp their feet.

What the Wales team needs is some sort of alternative haka of their own to confuse and overawe their opponents.

Perhaps this could take the form of a traditional twmpath-style dance, although incorporating the huge leeks once beloved of Max Boyce, and set to music performed by an orchestra of accordionists.

Following this spectacle of shock and awe Wales would be sure to run riot against a cowed New Zealand team.

4. Vinnie Jones:

Remember the time Rupert Moon acted as water-boy for the Welsh team.

Imagine the fear that could be struck in All-Black hearts with the former Wales soccer hard man Vinnie Jones fulfilling that role. With Vinnie glaring at him from the touchline even Jonah Lomu would lose confidence.

5. Q-branch:

A top team of University of Wales boffins should be gathered together immediately to come up with new technologies that will give Wales the edge on the field of play.

Never mind jerseys that rip or stretch like the England team, projects could include boots that will enable players to run abnormally fast and non-stick shirts that are impossible to hold.

6. Bionic enhancement:

Perhaps the Wales team could take some pointers from the famous '70s TV-show The Six Million Dollar Man.

While current WRU finances may not stretch to $6m perhaps a few smaller bionic implants could be introduced. What about a bionic foot that ensures kicks are always perfectly placed and bionic knees that ensure line-out jumpers can reach new heights?

7. The power of God:

If there is one advantage in having an Archbishop of Canterbury from Ystradgynlais it must be that he can put in a good word with the Almighty.

With God behind them Wales would be bound to smite the All Blacks.

With the game being shown on a Sunday the congregations of churches and chapels across the nation could also pray for a miraculous victory for our boys.

8. Ridiculous and/or scary hairstyles:

This tactic has already been employed by some Wales players (Colin Charvis and Adam Jones) in an effort to disturb the opposition.

But with this being such an important match, the entire team now needs to get in on the act for maximum shock value.

So when Wales run out on to the pitch the public will be hoping to see the finest collection of perms, mohicans and multi-coloured mullets that money can buy.

9. Singing:

Remember Rorke's Drift? Why did the brave Welsh defenders win their epic battle? Was it through hard work and bravery? No, as anybody who has seen the film Zulu knows, it was because of their singing.

Singing has long been employed by the Welsh fans to raise the spirits of their team, but imagine the effect on morale if the team burst in to Men of Harlech as the opposition launches attack after attack at their try-line.

10. Mams:

Everyone knows that the typical Welshman will do as he is told by his mam.

When the Welsh team take to the field on Sunday there should be a specially extended bench next to the coaching staff where all the mothers of the Welsh team should sit.

The moment that Welshmorale suffers, the mams will be their to tell their boys to get on with the job of beating the All Blacks. Or else...