Sunday, 29 January 2012

On Dwarf-Tossing

A strip club in Windsor, Ontario, Canada, has recently introduced dwarf-tossing in its list of events, the main other one being T,&A, and occasionally P. This raises several ethical points of view:

1. This is an abomination, an insult to dwarfs and midgets and other short people of various ethnicities.
2. This is a legitimate job, and given the context of a strip club, perhaps more honourable than the main event. As I heard an Aussie interviewed by CBC Radio say, "I am a professional projectile."
3. Said dwarfs typically wear protective padding, almost but not quite guaranteeing their lack of harm.