• Paris is a pussy. The jailed heiress was on the verge of a mental breakdown, so coppers let her out of jail and gave her 45 days home detention, instead.

• Does the Bible endorse trans folk? The Advocate‘s Joanne Herman says, “yes”: “In Matthew 19:12… Jesus describes three types of eunuchsâ€”those â€œwhich were so born from their mothersâ€™ womb,â€ those â€œwhich were made eunuchs of men,â€ and those â€œwhich made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heavenâ€™s sake.â€

• AfterEllen and its readers name the 100 Hottest Women in the World. The L-Word‘s Leisha Hailey takes the top slot, while Catherine Deneuve brings up the rear.

• Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes, who are accused of murdering rival producer, Bryan Kocis, will remain in jail until their extradition hearing.
• Mary-Kate and Ashley better watch out – designers aren’t down with actresses turned designers.

• Australia’s Union for Progressive Judaism has given rabbis the power to officiate same-sex “marriages”. If only we lived in Australia. And had a nice, Jewish boyfriend…

• The here! Network‘s coming to Time Warner, which means we can now enjoy such classics as The Lair and Dante’s Cove. We can die happy. For a price, of course…