Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Top 13 Horror Movies of 2014 (Jack's Picks)

2014 was an interesting year for horror movies. A lot of
the mainstream offerings, like Dracula Untold, Annabelle and Deliver Us From Evil simply did
not grab me with their trailers and I skipped them. I have to admit, I also
missed a few movies that I have heard good things about, like Honeymoon, Dead Snow 2, Exists and As Above, So Below. They are on my "to-do" list. However, I did see
enough good horror movies to make this list… even if not all of them may be
considered “horror” to a purist. I don’t care. This is my list and these movies
are really good and worth watching.

Read this then check out my Monster Men partner Hunter Shea's list over at his blog.

1. The Babadook
The boogieman is here and your mother may not be able to protect you. This
movie is getting rave reviews and it deserves them. This well written,
well-acted film draws its scares from both the terrifying title character and
the real life fears of a single mother and her troubled child. It is a very
intelligent and artistic horror movie. To be honest, The Babadook is
not for everyone. If you are into CG heavy movies, jump scares and torture/gore
fests, this might not be for you. It deals with depression, despair and isolation…
as well as the monster hiding in your closet. Not just a scary movie, The
Babadook is a horror film.

2. Nightcrawler
This movie may not show up as a horror movie on a lot of lists, but it is
showing up on a lot of Oscar prediction lists and it deals with some pretty
frightening subject matter. A socially awkward loser finds his groove as a
crime scene videographer with a knack for getting to the scene first and
getting the money shot… no matter what it takes. It’s brutal, edgy and
disturbing. Jake Gyllenhaal’s transformative performance as Louis Bloom is on
par with Heath Ledger’s Joker. It could win him an Academy Award. He’s clever, dangerous, manipulative and creepy as hell. Not technically a horror movie, but I’d guess
that horror fans will really like this film.

3. Nurse 3D
Okay, my top two movies are pretty intense and serious films. Now it’s time for
some fun. Nurse 3D is a blood soaked blast. Paz de la Huerta
and Katrina Bowden turn up the sex appeal to 11 in this romp about a demented
(and horny) nurse that doles out punishment to cheating men, or anyone else
that gets in her way. This movie is a blast.

4. Shock Value
I had heard a lot good things about this movie and I am glad I decided to check
it out. The premise is that a horror movie director decides to blackmail a real
serial in order to get him to play a serial killer in his low budget slasher
film. This is a horror / dark comedy that derives a lot of its laughs from the
conversations and reactions of the people in the film, rather than from gags.
It’s a great movie that kicks into high gear in the third act. Stellar
performances and great writing really take this movie to the next level. Don’t
miss this one.

5. Housebound
What happens when a troubled teen is placed under house arrest in her mother’s
country home, when that house just may be haunted? Shawn of the Dead meets The
Conjuring comes to mind. Housebound is an excellent horror comedy
movie from New Zealand that is also an impressive murder mystery. It’s an
extremely clever film that has moments of genuine suspense and horror along
with plenty of laughs. This movie keeps you guessing, laughing and at the edge
of your seat the whole time.

6. Life After BethLife After Beth, the zombie movie with Aubrey Plaza from Parks and Recreation, is a very
polarizing film. I’ve seen this movie on many best and worst horror film lists.
As you can tell, I enjoyed it. More of a fresh, new twist on the zombie genre
than a traditional horror movie, this film boasts an all-star cast and a
twisted sense of humor. It’s not a flat out comedy, but it’s a very funny
movie, even though many of the characters are playing it totally straight.
I happen to like Aubrey Plaza and I think she knocks it out of the park.
I also think you’ll be astonished by the parade of familiar faces that grace
this movie including Dane DeHaan, Molly Shannon, Matthew Gray Gubler, John C.
Reilly and many more. A much better Zom-Rom-Com than Warm Bodies, in my opinion.

7. Afflicted
Just like I enjoyed Life After Beth
because it was a fresh take on zombies and I can say the same for Afflicted for
vampires, as well as the found footage genre. Afflicted follows two friends on a trip across Europe and the
aftermath of a strange encounter with a lovely, and toothy, young lady. The
movie was actually able to do something original with a vampire story and also
make a found footage movie that did not induce groans from its ridiculousness.
It actually had a good third act and ending... that’s pretty rare for a found
footage movie.

8. SnowpiercerAgain, not a classic horror movie, but a tremendous genre piece with plenty of horror elements. Chris Evans was in two of my favorite movies this year, as was Tilda Swinton. This one takes place in a world covered by deadly cold and snow thanks to a failed man-made global warming solution. The survivors live in a special train that circles the globe, with the wealthy and privileged in the front and the poor crowded in the rear. Don’t miss Snowpiercer, it’s a sci-fi movie with traces of horror throughout it. A terrific action movie with amazing writing and a great story.

9. Tusk
Kevin Smith’s walrus themed horror movie left me speechless. Imagine Clerks meets The
Human Centipede. Now add a walrus, Canada and a podcaster. I am still not
sure what I think of Tusk except that
I think you need to see it. It is ridiculous, funny, disturbing and certainly
original. And memorable. I’m not sure if it’s a “good” movie or not, but it’s a
must see, just so you can talk about it. It seems destined to be a cult
classic.

10. Only Lovers Left Alive
This is another movie that is more of a new spin on vampires than a bona
fide horror movie. Still, makes my list because of its stellar cast and
originality. Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton play two vampires/lovers who must
deal with the burden and boredom of immortality along with an out of control
sister who complicates and threatens everything. Have patience. The movie is
more of a slow burn, but it is an interesting and entertaining look at the long
life of a vampire in an ever-changing world.

11. The Sacrament
It was a good year for found footage movies. The Sacrament was
basically The Blair Witch Project in Jonestown. We are taken
to a remote village by a documentary film crew where a community lives under
the guidance of the Father, a leader clearly inspired by cults like Jim Jones
and Heaven’s Gate. Naturally, the film crew’s visit happens to occur at a very
inopportune time and we get to watch as all hell breaks loose. Ti West
continues to produce quality horror films and is really making a name for
himself in the genre.

12. The Taking of Deborah Logan
Here’s another found footage movie that does something new and does it pretty
well. This time the focus is on an Alzheimer’s Patient who is possessed. This a
pretty cool approach to a possession movie and Jill Larson, who plays the title
character, turns in a very courageous performance. It’s a fun movie and a
perfect Netflix pick.

13. All Cheerleaders Die
This is just a fun and silly horror movie that feels like it could have been
made in the 80’s. Don’t think too much, just crack open a beer and enjoy the
show.

Honorable Mentions:A few non-horror movies to check out.

First of all Guardians
of the Galaxywas my favorite movie of the year. Action packed, spectacular
and hilarious. The most fun I had at the movies all year and the best
soundtrack by far. I AM GROOT!Captain America:
The Winter Solider. Man, Marvel was on a roll this year. This movie rocked
and it flipped the Marvel universe on its head. The inclusion of Black Widow
and the introduction of the Falcon only helped elevate this movie. Hail Hydra!Birdman: The
trailer is very deceiving, but this movie is an example of great film making
and is filled with top notch performances and incredible cinematography. Michael Keaton
is amazing.

X-Men: Days of
Future Past. A movie that attempts to fix the mistakes of the prior X-Men
films. Ignore the continuity problems and enjoy one of the best X-Men films of
them all. The Quicksilver scene alone is worth the price of admission.

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