Hibernian theme? I thought it was Scottish jokes you were telling. Think you mean Caledonian theme, doncha?

Anyway, here’s a couple for you:

Q What made the hearse horse hoarse?

A The coffin.

Secondly, the tale of a wee Glaswegian on holiday in exotic climes, attempting to interrogate the expensively accoutred sailor whom he believes to be on shore leave from one of the luxury vessels moored in the harbour – it’s short and to the point :

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