The late Kingman Brewster, president of Yale University, once said,
"Incomprehensible jargon is the hallmark of a profession."
We laugh at bizarre excesses, such as "kinetic wellness" to mean "gym class" (true example!)
but jargon has a darker implication: buzzwords can be well-chosen
to mask a truth that the uninitiated may find distasteful.
Here is a quick guide (with a healthy dose of dry humor) of some
of the wonderful-sounding phrases used in schools.