12 Signs You're Giving A Bad Blowjob (According To Men)

If there has been one fundamental question to be asked (of others and ourselves) in the last decade it's this: "What that mouth do?"While fellatio was likely invented at least the day before the guy wrote the Kama Sutra, it spent most of the 20th Century languishing in the world of prostitutes, "French-types" and people who had clearly not seen or read The World According To Garp.

When I hear people say, "Hey! Even bad sex, pizza or wedding bands are better than no sex, pizza or wedding bands," I only think of the contempt those people must have for themselves. There is such thing as a bad blowjob and here are 12 signs that you're on the administering end of one of them.

1. He falls asleep.

Look, he's warm and relaxed and he may just be very, very, very, very tired. This is probably better than pretending to fall asleep if that's any consolation.

2. You get pushed aside.

He may have a special finish-off grip or pace if he insists on "I'll take it from here, you just play with your boobs for a sec."

3. He's focused on watching TV.

Obviously, you can get oral anytime but a marathon of The O.C. is only on TV so often they appear to already be up to the season that Mischa Barton quit.