Bush to Take Break from Fucking Shit Up Globally to Fuck Shit Up Locally

Your dumb-shit/fuck president will be taking a break from his global fucking of shit in an upward direction in order to swoop into town and (shit-)fuck up our streets this evening, as if our streets aren’t already fucked shittily enough under normal conditions.

It is not clear at press time what purported official business shit Bush will fucking up while in town, but the shit that will be bonus-fucked as a side-effect is that Sepulveda from Wilshire to Sunset and Sunset across the north edge of the UCLA campus will be completely up shit-fuck creek starting at 4 pm today.

So if you are stuck in fucked-in-shit traffic on the 405, don’t even think about juping over to Sepulveda, because you’ll be even more fucked, and, quite possibly, you will be tried as a enemy combatant, what with the bills Congress is passing these days.

The good news is that the shit should be unfucked by 8 pm, when Bush leaves the area and returns to the fucking up of shit on a wider scale.

> No, rather that the problem is a general lack of self-reliance, as well as an over-all sloth and cowardice amongst the populace to persue intellectual enlightenment, and the betterment of the society at large.

I personally blame postmodernism. The people who thought it up 30 years ago thought it was a cool new idea, but now that it’s actually been realized as a dominate philosophy for most americans, people are apathetic and disillusioned about the concept of intellectual enlightenment and the betterment of society at large.
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(note to self – always check the preview of your post to make sure you haven’t fucked something up yourself…)

> No, rather that the problem is a general lack of self-reliance, as well as an over-all sloth and cowardice amongst the populace to persue intellectual enlightenment, and the betterment of the society at large.

> The social contract to which we have all acquiesced is what permitted the first “election”, no?

Well, technically, the social contract is a little different in different parts of the country. So quite a number of us didn’t understand that part of the social contract we were acquiescing to allowed lots of people in Florida to be removed illegally from the voter rolls just because they were black because where we lived, it, y’know, didn’t.

No, rather that the problem is a general lack of self-reliance, as well as an over-all sloth and cowardice amongst the populace to persue intellectual enlightenment, and the betterment of the society at large.

Governments are nothing more then social contracts. The people are responsible for their own problems. Blaming the rulers already appointed by the grace of the people is a futile act of constantly exasperating hindsight, without learning from it. If a ruler is disagreeable to the people, he should never have been appointed in the first place.

you are living in the best generation. i see you guys listening to your goof’up music, churning it up for trendy eateries, and making glamour out of cheap malt liquor at supermarkets. can’t you see that you are being distracted from reality. it’s people like you that push labor wages down and housing costs up. it’s all about consumption; not the bush king.

You’re all wrong here! Not only does Swingers have a parking lot that is not VONS, Bay Cities injects copius amounts of MSG into their generic meat products to make them seem halfway decent. Their food is shite I say. You’re better off parking at VONS and going to the Deli there. At least while your at it, pick up the cat food and batteries you keep forgetting about, you homicidal maniacs.
Btw…is that bastard still roaming the sunset strip???

HELP! I’m stranded by this Bush-shit in Santa Monica and I forgot my wallet today! I have $4.90 in my pocket. Do I have to get drunk on a 6 pk of Milwaukee’s Best in the parking lot of Swingers West to kill time?