Alright let me pick up where I have left off.As I mentioned I was torn between two guys Steve the meanie guy that flirts with me and the older sexual harassment guy…we’ll call him Craig.I also left off with my Alma Mater’s Homecoming looming.Homecoming was a spectacular blast.We had tons of people stay with me and Lauren at our place lots of booze, lots of fun etc.Friday night I had a slight development with Steve.We were both drunk at my Alma Mater’s favorite bar hangout and having a broken conversation.He did not go to my college but he came with several friends to hang out will all us alums.We end up leaving, he got a ride home with friends, me in a taxi with a few other friends and we start texting.I managed to get back into my bedroom and crash on my floor when I get a text from Steve “I want you in my mouth”….abuhhhhhhhh.I was flattered, excited, and somewhat confused by this exclamation.We had flirted but in the back of my mind I had not really thought anything would have come of Steve.I’m drunk and I’m pretty sure I send a text back that wasn’t sexual in nature but ponderus…my cell phone blinks with a response from Steve, “ I want to suckyou off”…could my 11 months of strike outs with the boys finally have worn off?Have I just scored a homerun?…my cell phone blinks again.It’s Steve, “j/k”….what in the world I wonder, then another text “just kidding.”At this point, between the massive amount of booze circulating in my system and these weird text messages, I’m totally confused.We text for a few more minutes when he tells me he is texting his EX-BOYFRIEND…I pass out downtrodden.

The next day I receive a text from him apologizing for the perverted texts…I haven’t texted him in three days.Needless to say, the universe screwed me over again, not surprisingly.I’m sad but not surprised.For the moment Steve is out of the picture.I don’t time or patience to worry about a guy who is hung up on his ex when I took the time to flirt and make myself available to him.Available for dating and such…what kind of available are you thinking of?????

The rest of the weekend goes of without a stitch.It isn’t until Monday that things get interesting.So I am at work and Craig and I have been emailing each other.Mostly about the event I’m hosting but there are flirty nuances in the emails.So I give him my personal email.In one email I ask him what he is doing.He responds going to a movie, and asks if I like Woody Allen films (queue the Juno Quote “Woody Allen! I love Woody Allen.”That’s would be Juno’s friend Leah who is flirting with an older teacher…the situation is reminiscent to my own at the moment).I tell him I don’t mind them and that my evening was going to consist of going to a lecture about Civil Rights, MLK, and the political race with Obama.He then asks me to join him at the movies….hello Vicky Christina Barcelona good bye Civil Rights lecture.(I couldn’t help myself…you would do the same)So we meet at the theater.He had a couple of free passes so we go in and it is me and him and these two older people.Drat, I totally would have made out with him in the theater.The movie was awesome and we then go out for drinks…I’m thinking this is kinda like a date but kinda not.After two hours of drinking and talking and A LOT of touching, he asks if I would like a tour of his house…meager come on but I am totally down with it.We get back to his house and I do get a tour and then the real fun began.

I know I know you probably want all the fun and gay details…I’ll give you just a few.It was fun, after 11 months I know I still got it, it was fun, I still have a few scraps of dignity still intact, it was fun, no we didn’t go all the way, it was still fun, and I might be meeting up with him on Sunday….did I mention it was fun!

After our fun all I could think is of that moment in Under the Tuscan Sun where Diane Lane has sex for the first time after her divorce and she’s bouncing all over her room chanting “I still got it… (grabs chest)…I still got it…(laying on her back kicking her legs like an excited child…I…Still…Got….It.”I had the same type of reaction, it just wasn’t in my bedroom therefore it was a little reserved. Note the picture below

So I don’t know where this is going.I am not putting to much thought into it.He is older than me; perhaps we are friends that just like to fool around…I don’t know and I’m not going to try and label quite yet…I’m sure that won’t last long though…that’s my neurosis talking.