Sunday, July 25, 2010

Conversation: homar al alooj - Sitting On the Political Fence

t: i was just reading an article by another uncle abdulcd:on?t: another wannabee ibn warraqite...thought i would respond...then had second thoughtscd: why?t: he belongs to islamwatchcd: so? yes I know themt: well just a quick glance tells me that they play with the truth the same way a jaahil mullah does...pick n choose n smashcd: yest: and are too much on one extremecd: that's what annoys me so with mr. Rajkotwala t : am SO wary of ANY born-again typescd: you are absolutely rightt: the born-again zeal gets in the way of reason...khair...let us see where we go with thiscd: :)t: hey what is homar al alooj beady is rapping aboutcd: an obstinate fool or a brilliant mulet: hmmm... wasn't alooj according to baghdad bob just a gadha?cd: yes, a stinky gadha no lesst: and homar?cd:a homar doesnt stink, he just kicks and brayst: so that would be bush-blair as homar?...no no forgive me blair is a poodlecd: (lol) a wimp of a wet noodlet: and saddam would be the stinky one?cd: depends on which side of the fence you're sittingt: or the late asad or ibn asad...sorry am deluged by the third world tin pot dictatorscd: what's in a name anyway...despots are tyrants just the samet: yeah whether they win by 99% all by themselves or with the help of supreme court;)cd: (gotcha)....their win is their people's loss

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t: you mentioned perfume and attar...it is too strong...get headache...perfume is differentcd: five sense need to be addressed...smell is but one of themt: true but what if the central processor is incapacitated...er...translation? what if a person does not have a functioning mind?cd: then one needs to use the auxiliary one...multi task if necessaryt: this is leading somewhere?cd: functioning minds are rather relative. malfunction is also a functiont: you believe in the predictability of unpredictability?cd: again depends on which side of the fence you are sitting. creativity come from chaost: fence?cd: crystal balls went out of fashion centuries agot: shhhh... i have one ...but back to fence for a momentcd: fence, wall, borders, dividet: we walk in a tightrope...a trapezecd: or bounce on a bungeet: aha! wait...yes... fences divide...the tightrope was an individual's trudge through life...back to perfumecd: didn't they say no pain no gain? yes perfume is much nicer...(inhales ..exhales) sighst: my fav is no perfume...or the absence of one on a freshly scrubbed bodycd: for an asthmatic that is a given...like the too much of even a good thing is still too mucht: yes moderation is the keycd: in everythingt: about the only thing that does not hurt in excess is moderationcd: but then that means sitting in the middle...or maybe on the fencet: not necessarily - think of moderation as an absence of extremism - live and let live?cd: extremism is on both sides of the fence, if it isn't this then it is thatt: or one more cliche - to each his her owncd: opposites here do NOT attractt: hate is that... not the other side of lovecd: the other side of love still dividest: and attracts israelis palestiniancd: kashmirt: they are undecided puzzled and confused ...don't know which suitor to go forcd: if they were men they'd be able to marry 4t: four marriages are passe ...in fact marriages are out...commitment is in (Q bit wrote an article on desi)cd: (eh? I didn't understand that?)t: Q bit argued in the article that marriages are a thing of past [link]cd: lol commitments? mistakes are also committedt: semantics — ouch!!cd: (laughs)t: did adam and eve go to a registry? or to a priest?cd: priest weren't created yet they just had each other and the applet: so we created a god in our imagecd: not even in ours ...we think higher of ourselvest: explain thiscd: we correct God...we ascribe things to him...we interpret his words...we shove intentions down his throat....the created becomes the creator...and while he had the best in mind for us...we give him the worstt: if i was adam i would not have eaten the apple;)cd: hindsight is 20/20t: there you shot down a brilliant and unique insight:)cd: sorry,hangs head in shametakes all the blamewith that rhyme, lamet: please don't drown me in humility ...i cannot be adam - heck am trying got be an insaan - and that is so difficultcd: smiles...niyyat is all that matters