So I went down to tell the guy on Floor 1 to quit smoking, and he showed me an e-mail he got from the management saying it's actually okay to smoke in your OWN apartment.

This is stupid as fuck because the damn /walls are not sealed off/ meaning any smoke from Floor 1 will get into the units directly above it on floors 2 and 3.

TIME TO FUCKING MOVE IDK.

Anyway so I went to Cleveland for my birthday. It was great. And now the trip's over and I'm on this crappy come down period and just feeling bleugh. Did have a pretty good day TODAY, though. Walked around downtown C-bus, and it's lovely this time of year.

Oh and I went to a gamestop yesterday and picked up a copy of Megaman ZX 1 and Bowser's Inside Story, and they were having a BTGO sale so I got Knights in the Nightmare for free. It was like Billy fuckin May's came back to life just to celebrate my birthday.

Also bought three creepy blindbag vinyl unicorn things. Two of them ended up being the same. It was like Bruno de Finetti or some other douchey* Italian math nerd came back to life just to anti-celebrate my birthday.

In conclusion:

(For the record, I pretty much buy my own 'birthday presents' because I am employed. I quit asking my parents for stuff quite awhile ago. That would be weird).

* THE JOKE IS IL DUCE.

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o/` I do not feel joy o/`o/` I do not dream o/`o/` I only stare at the door and smoke o/`

So I went down to tell the guy on Floor 1 to quit smoking, and he showed me an e-mail he got from the management saying it's actually okay to smoke in your OWN apartment.

This is stupid as fuck because the damn /walls are not sealed off/ meaning any smoke from Floor 1 will get into the units directly above it on floors 2 and 3.

TIME TO FUCKING MOVE IDK.

I know that feel, bro. The apartment complex I moved into is a smoke free apartment, but the guy that lived next door was grandfathered in, and the lady across the hall is also grandfathered in. Luckily the guy next door died so no more smoke from him. I can't really smell it from the woman across the hall, so that's good at least.

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All right, we are going to use a fan brush here and uh why don't you take some hunter green and we are going to put a happy little bush right down over here in the corner there and that'll just be our little secret and if you tell anyone that that bush is there I will come to your house and I will cut you.

I imagined Jeff Ross being visited by Greg Giraldo, saying "Put that cigarette down, I have grown-up drugs for you."

Seriously though, don't live in an apartment and bitch about people acting ghetto. Before long, you will be the same or worse than them. Just move...

I told my gf to ignore our neighbors, but no... she ends up giving them rides, giving them our laundry quarters (which I have to withdraw from my bank account, $20 at a time)... but these people moved away. Yay, right? The next family had like 4 daughters, and again the gf is all about helping people... this preteen donk almost knocked my TV over, and said "[your kid] was chasing me!" Yeah... I'm going to yell at me kid instead of telling you to go home.

I'm done with Apple products. Pretty much everything I had of them has died or is dying. First the imac mouse, then the imac itself, now the keyboard. Doesn't really make me want to buy an iPhone anytime soon.

I imagined Jeff Ross being visited by Greg Giraldo, saying "Put that cigarette down, I have grown-up drugs for you."

Seriously though, don't live in an apartment and bitch about people acting ghetto. Before long, you will be the same or worse than them. Just move...

I told my gf to ignore our neighbors, but no... she ends up giving them rides, giving them our laundry quarters (which I have to withdraw from my bank account, $20 at a time)... but these people moved away. Yay, right? The next family had like 4 daughters, and again the gf is all about helping people... this preteen donk almost knocked my TV over, and said "[your kid] was chasing me!" Yeah... I'm going to yell at me kid instead of telling you to go home.

So yeah, it only gets worse.

Yes because if you don't live in an apartment you don't have any neighbors to deal with.

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o/` I do not feel joy o/`o/` I do not dream o/`o/` I only stare at the door and smoke o/`

I imagined Jeff Ross being visited by Greg Giraldo, saying "Put that cigarette down, I have grown-up drugs for you."

Seriously though, don't live in an apartment and bitch about people acting ghetto. Before long, you will be the same or worse than them. Just move...

I told my gf to ignore our neighbors, but no... she ends up giving them rides, giving them our laundry quarters (which I have to withdraw from my bank account, $20 at a time)... but these people moved away. Yay, right? The next family had like 4 daughters, and again the gf is all about helping people... this preteen donk almost knocked my TV over, and said "[your kid] was chasing me!" Yeah... I'm going to yell at me kid instead of telling you to go home.

So yeah, it only gets worse.

Your girlfriend sounds like me! Haha, I'm sure she can't help it. It's like a compulsion! I always bake my new neighbors cakes, and it never ends well. Neighbors are never pleased.

I imagined Jeff Ross being visited by Greg Giraldo, saying "Put that cigarette down, I have grown-up drugs for you."

Seriously though, don't live in an apartment and bitch about people acting ghetto. Before long, you will be the same or worse than them. Just move...

I told my gf to ignore our neighbors, but no... she ends up giving them rides, giving them our laundry quarters (which I have to withdraw from my bank account, $20 at a time)... but these people moved away. Yay, right? The next family had like 4 daughters, and again the gf is all about helping people... this preteen donk almost knocked my TV over, and said "[your kid] was chasing me!" Yeah... I'm going to yell at me kid instead of telling you to go home.

So yeah, it only gets worse.

Your girlfriend sounds like me! Haha, I'm sure she can't help it. It's like a compulsion! I always bake my new neighbors cakes, and it never ends well. Neighbors are never pleased.

I imagine it like showing up at Hyacinth Bucket's house with cakes and she dismisses them