Jake's Corner

So TOM CRUISE probably ISN'T dating LINDSAY LOHAN OR MIRANDA KERR . . . despite rumors that he might be seeing one or both of them. A "source" close to Miranda says, quote, "She laughed about this when she heard the rumors . . . Her main focuses are her child and her career at the moment." Meanwhile, Lindsay's rep denied the rumor . . . while Lindsay herself responded to it on Instagram with a "WTF!?!?!?!?" . . . which she later deleted.

BRITNEY SPEARS has a new boyfriend. His name is Charlie Ebersol, and he's the son of DICK EBERSOL . . . the guy who co-created "Saturday Night Live". A source says, quote, "They are both very happy and having fun. It's just the beginning so no idea if it will become serious but right now they are having a lot of fun together."

This story will make your day. The site Ranker.com has an ongoing poll set up, where they ask America: "Which Celebrity Do You Think Has the Lowest IQ?" At the moment, KIM KARDASHIAN is #1, so apparently we think she's the DUMBEST celebrity. KANYE WEST is second, followed by JUSTIN BIEBER.

In a new "Vanity Fair" interview, ANGELINA JOLIE says she's "open" to the possibility of running for office. But don't start making up the campaign posters just yet. She says, quote, "When you work as a humanitarian, you are conscious that politics have to be considered. Because if you really want to make an extreme change, then you have a responsibility." But she adds, quote, "I honestly don't know in what role I would be more useful . . . I am conscious of what I do for a living, and that [could] make it less possible." Elsewhere in the interview, Angelina admits that married life suits her. She says, quote, "It does feel different. It feels nice to be husband and wife."

MILEY CYRUS and PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER are reportedly dating, although Patrick's family has been trying to talk him out of it. It isn't working though. Miley was spotted leaving Patrick's Los Angeles apartment on Friday afternoon.

WAYNE BRADY admits that he suffers from depression. And it got really bad this past June when he turned 42. He says, quote, "I was there, by myself, in my bedroom, and I had a complete breakdown. And when I say breakdown, just go ahead and imagine for yourself a brother in his underwear, in his room, crying."

Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle website Goop has debts of over $1 million. The balance sheet for the website’s 2013 accounts show the company's assets fell from $848,226 in 2012 to $752,210 the following year. And Goop has debts of $1,626,295 due to be paid in the coming year $1,155,330 in the previous 12-month period.

This seems pretty far-fetched, but "OK!" magazine claims TOM CRUISE is having relations with LINDSAY LOHAN. They're both in London, and they supposedly exchanged numbers after meeting at a club. A source says, quote, "Lindsay has been craving the security and sophistication that comes with dating an older man . . . She's head over heels." In addition to physical, Lindsay also hopes hooking up with Tom will revitalize her career. And Tom hopes Lindsay will, quote, "help him relax and have more fun." Meanwhile, the British tabloids say Tom is actually making time with ORLANDO BLOOM's ex-girlfriend MIRANDA KERR. A source says they've been meeting up secretly and will go public soon.

This totally sounds like a hoax story for Halloween, but a British singer named KATIE MELUA recently went to the doctor because of a scratching noise in her head . . . and found she had a SPIDER living in her ear. It was a jumping spider, and it had been in there for a WEEK. They think it might have crawled in off a pair of headphones she used on a flight . . . an ear specialist used a suction device to get it out.

Don’t be fooled this Halloween if you see somebody dressed as “Amanda Bynes.” It may be the real deal. Last night, Amanda was released from the psychiatric facility near Los Angeles. It took her no time to reach the heart of Hollywood. The paparazzi snapped photos of Amanda walking Sunset Boulevard, acting as if she was on the phone. TMZ reports she was "talking to herself." A witness reported she was famished and devoured “fried chicken, salmon, and a caesar salad with guacamole.” Earlier in the day, Amanda requested a release from her “involuntary psychiatric hold.” And an unnamed official determined that Amanda has stabilized under professional care and regular meds.

Nobody will admit that BRUCE JENNER is on the way to becoming a woman . . . but the evidence is mounting that at the very least, he's been exploring his feminine side. And that's fine. Although maybe not for everyone. . . Friends say KRIS JENNER is EMBARRASSED by the whole thing, and that's why she didn't join her five daughters in celebrating Bruce's 65th birthday earlier this week. A source says, quote, "Kris was very upset that Bruce was photographed on his birthday wearing pink nail polish. It's embarrassing for her. That is the reason why Kris wasn't there."

KIM KARDASHIAN may have accidentally announced that she's pregnant again. During an interview with a British fashion blog, she was asked what kind of clothes she wore when she was pregnant with her daughter North. She said, quote, "I wore my regular clothes and I would just buy a size up. I don't know if I would necessarily do that this time around . . . Pregnancy style is hard."

KALEY CUOCO has learned something after being caught up in that nude photo hacking scandal: Downgrade your technology. She joked, quote, "I've now taken to Polaroid cameras, so I just carry a big Polaroid around my neck, self-aroid, that's what I do now. No one can get those. Polaroid cameras, that's the way to go."

Everyone in the universe is reporting that JESSICA BIEL might be pregnant. Radar Online talked to a supposed "close pal" who said, quote, "Jessica is at least three months pregnant, and she's due in April." If this is true, it'll be the first child for both Jessica and JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

Before he hooked up with JENNY MCCARTHY, DONNIE WAHLBERG was the biggest MAN-WHORE in NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK. At least onstage he was. JOEY MCINTYRE says, quote, "For a while, Donnie was like literally making out with girls the last tour, and it was right before he met Jenny and got married, so I don't think he's doing that [anymore]. And, as a fellow dude I'm like, 'Thank God,' because he would just be swapping spit with these girls in the middle of a song, you know, but that's love, right? That's love. And the girls were happy . . . he's a lover, that guy."

SANDRA BULLOCK rushed to the aid of an extra who collapsed on the set of her new movie on Sunday. The film is called "Our Brand is Crisis", and it's shooting in New Orleans. Despite the heat, everyone was supposed to wear warm clothes . . . and one woman passed out because she couldn't take the heat. Sandra rushed to the rescue, getting the woman to shade, giving her water and fanning her until an ambulance arrived. BILLY BOB THORNTON is in the movie, too, but he just kind of stood there and watched.

A Kansas woman inspired by the petition that got "Breaking Bad" toys pulled from the shelves of Toys 'R' Us started a petition of her own to get Babies 'R' Us to drop the Kardashian Kids clothing line. She writes, quote, "I don't want my child to grow up to be a Sex Tape star. You pulled the 'Breaking Bad' toys because they promoted Drug use. You should pull this clothing line because it promotes bad behavior as well. The madness has to stop. If the toys are damaging so is the clothing." As of last night, the petition had over 1,800 signatures.

PATRICK SWAYZE'S last will left pretty much his entire $40 MILLION estate to his widow, Lisa Niemi . . . while his mother, sister and two brothers received nothing. Now, those family members are questioning the will . . . and they believe there's a chance it could've been FORGED.

AMANDA BYNES' mother Lynn Bynes has been granted a temporary conservatorship over Amanda, who will spend at least another month being held under an involuntary psychiatric hold. To get it, Amanda's parents told a judge that she is a, quote, "substantial risk to herself" and others, and rattled off all the stuff we've heard about . . . the DUIs, the shoplifting, the bizarre and violent behavior, et cetera.

But they also said she was spending "alarming amounts" of money . . . and was buying gifts for strangers, including expensive jewelry from Cartier. They say her net worth is currently $5.7 million, and her only income is from a rental property.