Celebration as woman finds Tupperware lid in record time

A Stockport woman was celebrating yesterday as she managed to locate the correct Tupperware lid in less than 15 seconds.
“I’m over the moon!” panted Maureen Vine, 54. “I’ve tried all sorts of methods but the 15 second record has always eluded me”.
Maureen’s modest Tupperware collection is big enough to pose a challenge for anyone needing a fitting lid in a hurry. “They’re all clear and square”, she said, “so finding the right one in a heap in my kitchen cupboard quickly meant I had to dig just that little bit deeper to get the result I wanted”.
Neighbour Naomi Dowding, 34, looked on enviously. “I’m pleased for Maureen, she’s wanted this for so long”, she said, “although technically my kitchen is bigger and has more adequate storage space, so we’ll see how long she remains the record holder”.