The World's First Ride-By Groping?

Police in Montana charged 18-year-old David Sky Cantu with misdemeanor sexual assault and marijuana possession after he allegedly reached out and squeezed a female pedestrian’s breast as he rode past her on a bicycle. They were not swayed by his excuse: he told them he did it because he was “deperate and too much man.”

- If he was “too much man” maybe he should consult a plastic surgeon about a “reduction”!

- It was so much fun, he’s thinking of signing up for the next “Tour de France”.