If you've ever had to spend a reasonable amount of time in New England, this "finding" is the least surprising bit of information this side of the pope being Catholic. I mean, there's a reason "Masshole" is part of the vernacular around here.

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Worcester ranks dead last at #200. Drivers there are 134.8% more likely to have an accident than the national average. Boston, which is the worst driving city I've ever been in—and I work in Manhattan—finishes a solid 199th. Springfield checks in at 197th. Joining them in the bottom four is America's wretched hive of scum and villainy: Washington, DC.

And what city has the BEST drivers in America, you may ask? That would be Fort Collins, Colorado. I'll take Allstate's word for it. You know. Good hands and whatnot.

If you'd like to see how terrible the drivers are where you live, you can download the full PDF of the Allstate report here. The presence of Bridgeport, CT, New Haven CT, Newark, NJ, and Miami, FL in the bottom 25 only bolsters my confidence in its accuracy.