“C3PO’s Been Working Out”: The Mary Sue’s Favorite Comments of the Week

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It has been a pretty weird week for us here at TMS headquarters, but thank Princess Peach’s nebulous underwear that you all were there to make us feel great! Here are the comments that excited us the most:

No one will ever top this Spiders Georg reference by Breemeup: “average tumblr user makes 80k a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average tumbler user makes 0k per year. billioniare Georg, who lives in cave & makes over 10k each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

On that same post, VBartilluci also had this amazing idea: “I’m going to keep demanding it – I want marvel to do Tiny Princess cosplay variant covers someday. Take a professional photographer to a year’s worth of shows, pay the families whatever the cover rate is, and send them a case of their kid’s cover. Get local comic shops to do signings.”

This whole exchange about whether Vin Diesel is tree enough to play Groot is technically from last Friday, but we let it slide in favor of arboreal puns.

“I’m fairly certain Drax would tell you *not* to go out on a limb, as that sounds quite dangerous for a mammal of your weight class.” Laurakeet, reminding us all to be careful about the metaphors we use when talking about Drax-related Avengers 3 rumors.

Luigi: “Some say that’s where it all began… when he was a child. That’s when Wario saw Eternity. As a novice he was taken for initiation. You stand there, eight years old, staring at the raw power of time and space, just a child. Some would be inspired, some would run away, and some would go mad.”
Toad: “And what about you?”
Luigi: “Oh, the ones who ran away! I never stopped running.”
-So Princess Peach’s gown contains the whole fabric of time and space as dictated by Gallifrey? We can get behind that, John.