Those of you who hate the word "blogosphere," please shut your eyes (note that our eyes will be shut while typing said word), because we're about to use it. Derrick, apparently a Houston man who took his S2000 into Russell & Smith Honda for service and found out hit had been wrecked by a technician, is harnessing the power of the blrghefslpohre to pressure the powers that be to hook him up with his just desserts. But the best thing about this post is that we were tipped by Michael Bolton. It may just have been Derrick in a mullet wig (they come cheap down on the Gulf), but really, we don't care. Michael Freakin' Bolton, people!