Janitor On Duty

January 18th, 2009

3:34 PM

This is so embarrassing

Joaquin Phoenix was so hot once upon a time... until he decided to join ZZ Top... and started taking up rapping... I don't know where to look. I think I'm scrapping his gallery from my hunks page because this is really embarrassing to see.

You can watch the whole thing caught on tape here, right down to the final humiliation when the clearly addled fellow trips and falls off the stage at the end of his "performance".

In other news, is there any photo where Michael Phelps doesn't look like a prime butterface? This was done recently by a professional photographer. Imagine how it looks like in its un-airbrushed state...