Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Do you have a pile of pages from an old book just laying around? You do if you made the secret treasure hide-out from this post. If you’re like me, you don’t feel guilty ripping up a stinky book, but you feel guilty throwing all that perfectly good paper away. So if you’re wondering what you should do with all those pages, read on.

You may remember from this post that my mom is a reader. She loves reading. She reads like mad. She reads fiction, nonfiction, articles, medical journals (no, I’m really not kidding) and anything and everything else. Apparently her presents for the year carry a common theme (I seriously didn’t plan this) because not only did I make her some sewn bookmarks for her birthday, but I also made her a “reading wreathe" for Mother’s Day!

Except for the change there in the background. Quarters, nickels, dimes - NOT required. I missed their presence when I snapped the photo.

floral wreath (got mine at the dollar store. I was sad it was so small at first, but then I got really, really happy... read on and you’ll know why...)

an old book you can rip up (OR pages you can cut up... like maybe the pages you cut out of the hollowed out book you made? Just sayin’). (I know, there are two in the picture, I liked how it looked better. You don’t really need that many pages, don’t worry).

a circle punch **(see note below)

a scalloped scissors ***(see note below)

a hot glue gun

a small strip of ribbon

a sewing machine (optional)

tissue paper (optional)

**If you have a circle punch with SCALLOPED edges, this is ideal. I do not. So I used the punch and then scalloped the edges with the scissors. I have a small circle (about 1 and 3/4 inch) so that’s what I used. If you have a bigger one, this would go a lot faster. If you have a bigger AND scalloped one, you’d really be flying.

***Obviously, if you are lucky enough to have a scalloped punch, you won’t need this. Obviously.

Okey dokey.

1. You’ll start by ripping some pages out of your book - or gathering the pages you’ve previously cut from your book. (At first I was dissapointed that some of my pages had these very poorly sketched pen and ink type drawings on them. Then I realized that this added touches of color here and there, and I really like that. So, if there’re some pictures, that’s cool.

2. Next, you will punch holes out of the pages. Correction. You will punch A LOT of holes out of the pages. Lots and lots of holes. You’ll end up with a pile so big you think you will never need them all. Then, you’ll punch some more, because you will need them, even though you think you don’t.

3. Now, fold each of these circles in half and then half again and use the scissors to scallop the curved edge. After you do this a few times, switch to only folding the circles in half, since your scissors can’t handle it. Or maybe that’s just me.

4. After spending about an eternity on that, you can begin to glue them to the floral wreath. I found the best way to do this was to squish the circle up into an “X” shape. Or, I guess it could be a “t” depending on how you look at it. Dab a bit of hot glue onto the point of the “X” and stick it on the wreath.

5. Repeat.

6. Repeat again.

7. And again. Stick them really close together at the base of each one so that the wreath is really full. I think the fuller, the better. Be sure to only fill the front and sides so the back is flat and can lay nicely against a door. (or in the corner, which is where this may end up if it continues to take so blasted long to glue all these little circles on...)

9. When you get to this point, feel as if you will never, ever be done. Maybe you should just give up now.

10. Keep going.

11. When you run out of circles, and your wreath looks like this, allow yourself to feel just a little frustrated. Call it a night and go to bed. Good thing you DIDN’T procrastinate until the day before you have to have it done.

12. Feeling fresh the next night, go back up to step 2 and repeat all steps, until you run out of circles AGAIN.

15. When the wreath is full of cute little scalloped circle “flowerettes,” look at it from different angles and fill out any areas that need help.

16. Realize you need some sort of embellishment.

17. Cut some pages and some tissue paper into wide strips. Fold them in half without creasing them and run them, one at a time, through the sewing machine with your length turned to the longest setting.

18. Gather the paper up by pulling on the top thread. Don’t pull too hard, or the thread will just rip the paper apart. But if you don’t pull hard enough, it won’t gather at all. Slowly and surely, work the gather down the page.

20. Rip just enough pages to regret the whole idea, but not so many that you’re in tears. Essentially, get your Irish stubbornness and your sense of determination into the game. Nothing holds you back, not even sewn paper flowers.

21. Feel an amazing sense of relief that the tissue paper gathers much more easily. You were about to question your sanity, again.

22. When they are all gathered, fold the very ends over slightly and use your hot glue to secure, then trim the threads. Also, make a mental note to never, ever make paper flowers this way, EVER AGAIN.

23. Spiral the paper into a flower shape, securing into place with the hot glue.

24. Using one of the paper strips that simply REFUSED to gather, tuck the end down at an angle and roll it loosely into a “bud” shape.

25. Put the spiral and the bud together to make a flower.

26. Make a few other paper flowers in different variations.

27. Glue them all in a neat little bunch on the wreath. I like groupings of three’s, so that’s what I did.

28. Cut a short length of decorative ribbon and glue the ends to the back of the wreath making a loop.

29. Decide the back is ugly. Cut some tissue paper strips and glue them flat around the back of the wreath. Then realize that this really should have been the first step.

Hang and enjoy! Or gift it to an avid reader like I did!

Was all the sweat, cursing and tears worth it??? When your mom opens it and talks about how cool it is, you’ll know it was.

you made me laugh and cry...I so want to make this...but it would end up half done and shoved in my laundry room...I REALLY REALLY want to make it though...I want to make it to hang on my door for bookclub night (that I host once a year!)...I really want to make it out of our current bookclub book, Les Miserables...because it's a miserable book to read and would be so much better in a wreath hanging on my door!http://chambersmade.blogspot.com

Ha ha ha ha!!! Too funny! I've actually never read the book, but I think you may like the musical better - although it's still a little depressing. It has a nice ending though... and the music is phenomenal. :) But you obviously know what I mean when I say that some books are better as decoration than as reading material. Try it! Do it! (And then send me a picture of it hanging on your door during book club) It won't take as long if you use a very little foam wreathe... ;)

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