The Baffling Plans of Famous Video Game Villains, Charted

There have been many poorly drawn up, wildly unimaginative plans designed by terrible coaches, short sighted military leaders and teenage pickup artists. None of them can even approach the convoluted strategies employed by video game villains.

Pinky: What do you want to do tonight, Brain? Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky--TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Pinky: Oh, OK. If we do take over the world, then what? Brain: Well, then we..uh..you know..... Best show ever!, worst plan ever! Most game villains plans are a lot worse than this.