hey do you guys need an antique gate sign? i found one the other day in the garbage. not sure what it says, something about mach fries, i cant remember, but it has a nice patina, and it'll match your decor.

In years past, Santaâ€™s Little Secret Service has provided security for San Franciscoâ€™s Santacon. However in the Fall of 2009, Santaâ€™s Little Intelligence Service Team (LIST) detected alarming signal intelligence from Santaâ€™s enemies indicating an extreme security risk to the Santa during his annual visit to San Francisco. Following standard North Pole protocol for situations of extreme danger, the Bureau of Special Christmas Operations handed over security responsibilities to Santaâ€™s Defense Forces.

The orders for Operation Yule Storm:

* Ensure Christmas Certainty
* Provide escort and close protection detail for the Santa and other North Pole High Value Persons
* Liaise as needed with local officials and tribal leaders
* engage in â€œhearts and mindsâ€

The Urbane Planning Dept of APOKILIPTIKA is hard at work on our camp layout for 2010... whicj will be a highly interactive camp, including some strange fun with bikes, art projects YOU can participate in, and a set of phun and odd games incuding the cock ring on the dildo toss.