After getting knocked out of the postseason by the lowly Chicago Cubs, we’re pretty sure St. Louis Cardinals fans are in desperate need of a little awesomeness today. And Isao Machii is here for you, Redbird Nation.

Now, looking to up the ante – or perhaps in honor of MLB’s postseason – Machii is back with a brand new stunt, one that perhaps replicates what it’s like to step into the batter’s box against a fireballer like Aroldis Chapman. Without a helmet, Machii sets up in front of a pitching machine and attempts to slice through a baseball flying his way at 100 mph. To no one’s surprise, he makes it look like a walk in the park.

Look, American Ninja Warrior is cool and all – where else do you get to watch dudes climb a 75-foot rope for $1 million? ­– but what Machii is doing is on another level. Someone, somewhere, get him his own show where he slices and dices whatever he wants, please.