Carolyn Hart's food news: gourmet salt and balsamic vinegar pearls

Giant joke The amusing Hoxton Street Monster Supplies shop (a
registered charity) has extended its range of products to include gourmet
salts supposedly made from human tears. Try Salt Made from Tears of Anger
(sea salt smoked over Welsh oak), Tears of Sorrow (sea salt and lavender)
and Tears Shed While Chopping Onions (sea salt and onion powder). From £7,
Hoxton Street Monster Supplies, 159 Hoxton Street, London N1 (also from monstersupplies.org).
Profits go to support writing workshops for young people in east London.