Thee boxes that oi be puttin' on me deck aren't allowin' me plants ter grow whoile at sea. Oi put 20 of 'em on deck, an' filled 'em wiv Petunias, but they not be growing roight. Do ye 'ave any advice on what oi should be doin' whoile at sea, so as ter make sure me Petunias don't be sufferin'? Oi been waterin' 'em as suggested, an' feedin' 'em wiv crushed weevils, but ter no avail. Oi be at me wits' end!

Cap'n Deschain

Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!

"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed

Me mother went and died the other night. Oi be wonderin' about buryin' her at sea, being as the landlubber family be makin' such a fuss abowt all the arrangements. H'it occured ter me, Oi culd kidnap the body from the h'undertakers, toss her over the side o me boat, and be done with it. Me questiun is, shuld Oi discuss this wi'v me family first, or jest get on wiv' it?

Yours Cap'n Heeve Ho (bereaved)

Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.

All this talk o mummies as made me think for a minute about me dear ol ma over there in Aztec Land...at least I knows she's bein well looked arter. As much chocolate as she can eat, gold earrings by the bucket load and Lama Skin underwear.

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

DavidH wrote:Have the landlubber famlee cremaytid and do what ye fancy with yer mum.

Aaaargh! That be the most sencible advice wot I bin give. H'onlee the h'undertakhers be creatin' a bit o' fuss wot wiv sendin' the landlubbers h'up in flames. They be askin' an arm and a leg for it, shuld Oi give 'em me mum's?

Cap'n Heeve Ho (bereaved)

ps. thank ee kindly P09 fer yer condolenses,

Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.