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At the request of our overlords I am going to start posting trailers in this thread - despite the joy I get seeing several threads started by me.

To start it off I thought a teaser for Expendables 3 would be a fun one to start with. This should please the folks that liked the Dawn of the Planet of the Apes teaser becuase it also gives away nothing about the story! Actually I kind of like this one. I don't really care about the story of Expendables 3. I care about big explosions and guns. And somehow the tune works quite well.

There is something about human nature that is good, excellent, and cheerful. If we smile genuinely every day, that is jolly good.

Well, Crocodile Dundee was a ridiculous monetary success. If you're interested in the story of the man Crocodile Dundee was based on, check out this Dollop podcast episode. I found it quite fascinating.

Not really interested unless the reviews are really good for some reason.

Yeah.... I'm just going to go on record as being embarrassed for all of us down here with the release of that trailer. If y'all could just not watch it or pay attention to any other marketing material that'd be super. Promise we'll do the same for a whole week's worth of political news from the US

....wait, this looks.... this looks cheap. Is this a TV show? A taco bell tie-in?

....wait, f*ck, this is actually the movie?"

I don't care how many Star Wars fanpeople scream their heads off about this one, they can all enjoy it together. I was already out due to how unnecessary it is and I'm a conceited piece of trash that likes to feel better about themselves by dismissing things others love, but nothing about that looked appealing.

Now I have a gif of (Princess Bride) stuck in my head:
Prince Humperdink, with Mickey's head, cranks up The Machine. Count Ruegen (Rugen?) with SW Fan t-shirt shouts "Not to Fifty!" as poor SW Franchise (Wesley) writhes.

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
jrralls: I’m gonna make it the whole year! And I’m sure no one will ever re-quote this post to me when I inevitably cave!

....wait, this looks.... this looks cheap. Is this a TV show? A taco bell tie-in?

....wait, f*ck, this is actually the movie?"

I don't care how many Star Wars fanpeople scream their heads off about this one, they can all enjoy it together. I was already out due to how unnecessary it is and I'm a conceited piece of trash that likes to feel better about themselves by dismissing things others love, but nothing about that looked appealing.