63 Things I’d Rather Do Than Hang Out With a Narcissist

So, sort of an amusing discussion happened this morning in my SPAN group. One of my admins said that having gone to the dentist proved to be more enjoyable than actually hanging out with her toxic narcissist.

That sparked her idea of a blog post entitled “Things I’d Rather Do Than Hang Out With a Narcissist,” which is here – and it also led me to create this video (remainder of post is below the video).

This post is a list of activities submitted by members of the group as well as from another group of clients I polled today.

Go to the dentist

Clean the bathroom

Watch TV

Work

Sleep

Hang out with literally almost anyone else

Give my dog his ear medicine

Hang out alone

Cut my toenails

Dye my hair

Do the dishes

Sweep the floor

Mop the floor

Do laundry (even the folding part)

Take a bath

Give my dogs baths

Mow the lawn

Clean the rain gutters

Pack my crap

Clean my room

Make my bed

Stand on my head

Take a long, hot shower

Talk to a bill collector on the phone

Redecorate my neighbor’s house

Get a mammogram

Go to a PTA meeting

Go to the grocery store

Drive around in my car, singing at the top of my lungs

Go yard-sale-ing.

Swim.

Ski.

Dance.

Scrapbooking.

Watch YouTube videos.

Learn to sew.

Reorganize my pantry.

Shop for tools.

Fill out long, tedious forms.

Get my legs waxed.

Climb a hill.

Ride a horse.

Trim the weeds around my sidewalk.

Paint the fence.

Scrub the sink.

Alphabetize my spices.

Learn a difficult language – like Japanese.

Clean the vents.

Edit a photo.

Scroll through my Facebook timeline.

Tweet strangers.

Fill up shopping carts on my favorite sites but never buy anything.

Take online classes.

Start a club.

Feed my kid’s whole class for dinner.

Go to the gyno.

Run up and down the stairs 100 times.

Go roller skating with my kids.

Squats.

Bake a cake.

Carve a turkey.

Brush my hair.

Do 100 pushups.

Okay, that’s my list for today. What would you add? What are some things you would rather do than hang out with a toxic narcissist? Share your thoughts and experiences in the comments below.