Boner Baseball

History

The game was created by Heinrich von Sugarbottom, an ex-Chocolate factory worker/ex-Chocolate entrepreneur/ex-CDRR villain who ate the flying penis that warned Drew Pickles when he 11 years old of the coming (hemaha cumming) return of the alien homophobia god Swellnomore, that caused him to turn gay for no absolute reason at all. He then rounded up a group of sexy spirits and made it national.

Teams

Drew's Cumsocks

Angelica's Angels

Barney's Little Kids

The Engines of Sodor's Coal Hoppers

Wayside School Bonerball Juniors

Ripper Roo's Sploogees

C-3PO's Ficksahne männer

Ronald McDonald's Big Macs

Ned Flanders' Prostates

The Repulsa Republic People's Bonerball Team

Stu's Pawnails (the Triple-A affiliate of the Cumsocks, co-owned by the Ketchum Klan)