He's Armless

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A man wit no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach. He is approached by three beautiful young woman who take pity on him.
The first says to him, 'Have you ever been hugged?'
The man shakes his head, and she leans down and gives him a big hug.
The second says to him, 'Have you ever been kissed'
He shakes his head. The girl leans down and gives him a bigg kiss.
Rather abruptly the third girl asks, 'Have you ever been screwed?'
'No,' says the man, his eyes lighting up.'
'Well, you are now. The tide's coming in.'