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Re: JakexDirk OTP

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Self-reproduction is asexual reproduction, like budding and regeneration. It can only be pulled off by less complex life-forms like planaria and bacteria, and is also evolutionarily disadvantageous because it doesn't encourage a lot of genetic diversity, making it easy for an entire species to be wiped out by a virus or something similar.
Asexuality refers to not being physically attracted to males or females, as opposed to heterosexuality and homosexuality.

If those aren't good enough justifications then yes, why can't he also grow extra knives.

Originally Posted by Conspicuous

Originally Posted by killerlamb

i think there needs to be an update soon

Don't jinx it, killerlamb.

Andrew is always watching.

Always.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

perverted selfcest fantasies

Originally Posted by Cerelan

Originally Posted by Kíeros

Originally Posted by mutputSeven

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Originally Posted by Action Sandwich

ah, I had forgotten about her being able to go into the sun. that does make it seem like she's been that way all along, which is honestly more interesting I suppose! it would be pretty interesting if it were caused by Karkat though-his power would then be explained as turning people into space vampires by kissing them. also when Karkat goes god tier WV needs to go, BOY. DO THE BLOODY THING.

i think that might've been a doomed timeline karkat. BUT I AGREE I HAVE BEEN SAYING THE BLOODY THING FROM THE START

The bloody thing is probably why all the God Tier Karkats are dead.

The bloody thing: You explode in a shower of blood, and everything your blood touches explodes in a shower of blood, and so on? That would kill Karkats fast. And be awesome.

Like... bloody nuclear fission?

Oh.. ugh

Originally Posted by Action Sandwich

i think that might've been a doomed timeline karkat. BUT I AGREE I HAVE BEEN SAYING THE BLOODY THING FROM THE START

high five!

The bloody thing is probably why all the God Tier Karkats are dead.

CG: OH THIS IS FANTASTIC.
CG: SO MY GOD TIER POWER IS
CG: I CAN SHOOT ALL MY BLOOD OUT OF MY ARTERIES AT SOMEONE
CG: AND THEN DIE.
CG: GOD TIER IS JUST SO FUCKING AMAZING GUYS, REAL HAPPY I FINALLY MADE IT HERE.TG: dude its karma, that is what is happening hereCG: SHUT THE FUCK UP STRIDER OR I WILL EAT YOUR CAPE

edit-ninja'd!

Originally Posted by wrinklefudger

I am calling it now. In comic hussie is shot. No updates for a week. A mod/music team member tells us that hussie killed himself irl. We mourn his loss. There is a public funeral. Fans pay their respects. He bursts out of the coffin. "April fools fucktards!"

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of ​​being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

Re: JakexDirk OTP

I am now going to get off the computer and try to go to get about an hour more sleep than I have in the last few days. God damn it I was intending to log off about an hour ago.

Goodnight guys, and why the fuck am I making a separate post to tell you guys this? It's not like you care or anything.
I guess keep talking about asexuality or something. Meh. I dunno what my feelings are about that. I'm just a teenager, so my world is pretty much made up of myself and some friends, and then EVERYBODY ELSE IS COMPLETELY APESHIT ABOUT GETTING THEIR FUCKING ON. And illegal drugs. Why do all of the bad things in the world have to be specific to young people? Oh except I guess for the legitimately serious crimes like rape and paedophilia, those are not usually specific to young people. So I guess not all of the bad things, just some of them.

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT!!!!
Except not really because it doesn't matter all that much unless anyone in this thread is planning on hooking up.

"I'm asexual, you're asexual, let's make out."
It would go down EXACTLY LIKE THAT.

It's a classification system. The first digit represents the universe, and the second represents the "instance" or, as some people believe, the timeline.

Think of the recently released albums. Universe A is the trolls' universe. I suspect it was named A because it's the earliest universe we look at. We probably won't see the universe that came before A, but it does exist.
Universe B is the kids' universe. There's no reason why it's called B, just that it came after universe A. That's all.

Then, the number could either represent the 'instance' of the universe, or the timeline. So, for B1. You could say that it's the first timeline/instance of the B universe. It's the first because, as far as we know, it's the original unaltered timeline. You could call it an instance though. Basically, what separates B1 from B2 is the Scratch. If you think of them as timelines, B1 and B2 are identical up to a specific point. Before the timelines diverge, it is simply the B universe. Some people would rather call them "Universal instances", however, because we really don't know how much of an effect the Scratch had on Universe B.

When referring to specific characters, it's easier to use this classification system than it is to assign a name to every version of every character. Dave's brother can either be called "Bro" or "B1 Dirk". Dirk's brother, similarly, can be called B2 Dave or... whatever people have begun calling him. It works with most characters, as long as you remember to say "A_" when talking about trolls. A1 Mindfang is the same character as Aranea, while A1 Vriska is most certainly not the same as A2 Vriska.

I think people should use this system and spread it around for more people to use, because it honestly gets crazy when people try to differentiate between characters by saying "Alpha" or "Beta". Absolutely impossible.

Originally Posted by User 18

Originally Posted by Doom Zero

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Windows peaked at XP. Every other UI is just lame.

I've been using XP my whole life, bro. Simply the best OS.
One thing I dislike about Win7 is that you can't change between windows as fluently. Is there a setting or something that disables automatic bunching of windows into one icon? I want to be able to change windows in one click. I don't want to have to click the Chrome icon and then select the individual window icon. It would make multitasking so bloody hard for me.

Originally Posted by User 18

Yes, Win8 is coming out soon. I personally like Win 7 much better, although Win 8 has only been run in a limited VM environment.

I would recommend you get Win 7 while you still can. The compatibility may be similar, but the interface is very different.

Ah. This is where I betray the newness of my interest in software (~6 months). As opposed to my interest in hardware (~6 years)

Hmm. Yeah. I dunno, bro. As long as Win 7 is as easily navigable as XP, I'll be happy with it.

Right click on taskbar -> Properties.
Taskbar buttons -> set to never combine.
Hit apply.

Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.

Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.

Originally Posted by mas369

I love how everyone is trolling everyone else with fake details about the flash. It's like Cascade all over again. Epspecially because it is longer than Cascade.

Edit: Wait, I thought that [S] DD : Ascend was the only page posted. I'm going back and looking at the other pages.

Originally Posted by Dreamscythes231

It is liked that metaphor. In this metaphor, a universe is a frog with thousand of pages. If they didn't succeed,they restart and write on the other side.

Post counts are like cup sizes: those with smaller ones feel inadequate and wish they were larger, while those with large ones feel that people don't look past the size and see them for who they are.
/profound

Originally Posted by Karp

Sburb should really just be a Tony Hawk game, honestly. To reach god tier, you'd have to do a McTwist on your quest halfpipe.

Originally Posted by Everanix

...and no matter what your body is cool because it's the mecha your rad brain is piloting okay?

How do you know if someone is interested in you?

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

When you wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing over you watching you sleep, only to disappear with a flash of lightning and a gust of wind from outside your window. The shadows on the wall will rearrange and spell out "So-and-so is iiiiinterested in you..." and all the dogs in your neighborhood will start to howl as the power goes out. Take your socks of and put them on inside out on the opposite feet, and sleep with three pillows under your head while covered with a deep purple bedsheet. If you follow these steps exactly, then the person in question will ask you out the next day.

Re: JakexDirk OTP

I am now going to get off the computer and try to go to get about an hour more sleep than I have in the last few days. God damn it I was intending to log off about an hour ago.

Goodnight guys, and why the fuck am I making a separate post to tell you guys this? It's not like you care or anything.
I guess keep talking about asexuality or something. Meh. I dunno what my feelings are about that. I'm just a teenager, so my world is pretty much made up of myself and some friends, and then EVERYBODY ELSE IS COMPLETELY APESHIT ABOUT GETTING THEIR FUCKING ON. And illegal drugs. Why do all of the bad things in the world have to be specific to young people? Oh except I guess for the legitimately serious crimes like rape and paedophilia, those are not usually specific to young people. So I guess not all of the bad things, just some of them.

I have the strangest feeling that paedophilia is actually related to young people somehow...

Fun fact: You and everybody you know is Nepeta. And over 70% water.
Hey! There's a pear in here:

If those aren't good enough justifications then yes, why can't he also grow extra knives.

Originally Posted by Conspicuous

Originally Posted by killerlamb

i think there needs to be an update soon

Don't jinx it, killerlamb.

Andrew is always watching.

Always.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

perverted selfcest fantasies

Originally Posted by Cerelan

Originally Posted by Kíeros

Originally Posted by mutputSeven

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Originally Posted by Action Sandwich

ah, I had forgotten about her being able to go into the sun. that does make it seem like she's been that way all along, which is honestly more interesting I suppose! it would be pretty interesting if it were caused by Karkat though-his power would then be explained as turning people into space vampires by kissing them. also when Karkat goes god tier WV needs to go, BOY. DO THE BLOODY THING.

i think that might've been a doomed timeline karkat. BUT I AGREE I HAVE BEEN SAYING THE BLOODY THING FROM THE START

The bloody thing is probably why all the God Tier Karkats are dead.

The bloody thing: You explode in a shower of blood, and everything your blood touches explodes in a shower of blood, and so on? That would kill Karkats fast. And be awesome.

Like... bloody nuclear fission?

Oh.. ugh

Originally Posted by Action Sandwich

i think that might've been a doomed timeline karkat. BUT I AGREE I HAVE BEEN SAYING THE BLOODY THING FROM THE START

high five!

The bloody thing is probably why all the God Tier Karkats are dead.

CG: OH THIS IS FANTASTIC.
CG: SO MY GOD TIER POWER IS
CG: I CAN SHOOT ALL MY BLOOD OUT OF MY ARTERIES AT SOMEONE
CG: AND THEN DIE.
CG: GOD TIER IS JUST SO FUCKING AMAZING GUYS, REAL HAPPY I FINALLY MADE IT HERE.TG: dude its karma, that is what is happening hereCG: SHUT THE FUCK UP STRIDER OR I WILL EAT YOUR CAPE

edit-ninja'd!

Originally Posted by wrinklefudger

I am calling it now. In comic hussie is shot. No updates for a week. A mod/music team member tells us that hussie killed himself irl. We mourn his loss. There is a public funeral. Fans pay their respects. He bursts out of the coffin. "April fools fucktards!"

It's a classification system. The first digit represents the universe, and the second represents the "instance" or, as some people believe, the timeline.

Think of the recently released albums. Universe A is the trolls' universe. I suspect it was named A because it's the earliest universe we look at. We probably won't see the universe that came before A, but it does exist.
Universe B is the kids' universe. There's no reason why it's called B, just that it came after universe A. That's all.

Then, the number could either represent the 'instance' of the universe, or the timeline. So, for B1. You could say that it's the first timeline/instance of the B universe. It's the first because, as far as we know, it's the original unaltered timeline. You could call it an instance though. Basically, what separates B1 from B2 is the Scratch. If you think of them as timelines, B1 and B2 are identical up to a specific point. Before the timelines diverge, it is simply the B universe. Some people would rather call them "Universal instances", however, because we really don't know how much of an effect the Scratch had on Universe B.

When referring to specific characters, it's easier to use this classification system than it is to assign a name to every version of every character. Dave's brother can either be called "Bro" or "B1 Dirk". Dirk's brother, similarly, can be called B2 Dave or... whatever people have begun calling him. It works with most characters, as long as you remember to say "A_" when talking about trolls. A1 Mindfang is the same character as Aranea, while A1 Vriska is most certainly not the same as A2 Vriska.

I think people should use this system and spread it around for more people to use, because it honestly gets crazy when people try to differentiate between characters by saying "Alpha" or "Beta". Absolutely impossible.

Originally Posted by User 18

Originally Posted by Doom Zero

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Windows peaked at XP. Every other UI is just lame.

I've been using XP my whole life, bro. Simply the best OS.
One thing I dislike about Win7 is that you can't change between windows as fluently. Is there a setting or something that disables automatic bunching of windows into one icon? I want to be able to change windows in one click. I don't want to have to click the Chrome icon and then select the individual window icon. It would make multitasking so bloody hard for me.

Originally Posted by User 18

Yes, Win8 is coming out soon. I personally like Win 7 much better, although Win 8 has only been run in a limited VM environment.

I would recommend you get Win 7 while you still can. The compatibility may be similar, but the interface is very different.

Ah. This is where I betray the newness of my interest in software (~6 months). As opposed to my interest in hardware (~6 years)

Hmm. Yeah. I dunno, bro. As long as Win 7 is as easily navigable as XP, I'll be happy with it.

Right click on taskbar -> Properties.
Taskbar buttons -> set to never combine.
Hit apply.

Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.

Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.

Originally Posted by mas369

I love how everyone is trolling everyone else with fake details about the flash. It's like Cascade all over again. Epspecially because it is longer than Cascade.

Edit: Wait, I thought that [S] DD : Ascend was the only page posted. I'm going back and looking at the other pages.

Originally Posted by Dreamscythes231

It is liked that metaphor. In this metaphor, a universe is a frog with thousand of pages. If they didn't succeed,they restart and write on the other side.

If those aren't good enough justifications then yes, why can't he also grow extra knives.

Originally Posted by Conspicuous

Originally Posted by killerlamb

i think there needs to be an update soon

Don't jinx it, killerlamb.

Andrew is always watching.

Always.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

perverted selfcest fantasies

Originally Posted by Cerelan

Originally Posted by Kíeros

Originally Posted by mutputSeven

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Originally Posted by Action Sandwich

ah, I had forgotten about her being able to go into the sun. that does make it seem like she's been that way all along, which is honestly more interesting I suppose! it would be pretty interesting if it were caused by Karkat though-his power would then be explained as turning people into space vampires by kissing them. also when Karkat goes god tier WV needs to go, BOY. DO THE BLOODY THING.

i think that might've been a doomed timeline karkat. BUT I AGREE I HAVE BEEN SAYING THE BLOODY THING FROM THE START

The bloody thing is probably why all the God Tier Karkats are dead.

The bloody thing: You explode in a shower of blood, and everything your blood touches explodes in a shower of blood, and so on? That would kill Karkats fast. And be awesome.

Like... bloody nuclear fission?

Oh.. ugh

Originally Posted by Action Sandwich

i think that might've been a doomed timeline karkat. BUT I AGREE I HAVE BEEN SAYING THE BLOODY THING FROM THE START

high five!

The bloody thing is probably why all the God Tier Karkats are dead.

CG: OH THIS IS FANTASTIC.
CG: SO MY GOD TIER POWER IS
CG: I CAN SHOOT ALL MY BLOOD OUT OF MY ARTERIES AT SOMEONE
CG: AND THEN DIE.
CG: GOD TIER IS JUST SO FUCKING AMAZING GUYS, REAL HAPPY I FINALLY MADE IT HERE.TG: dude its karma, that is what is happening hereCG: SHUT THE FUCK UP STRIDER OR I WILL EAT YOUR CAPE

edit-ninja'd!

Originally Posted by wrinklefudger

I am calling it now. In comic hussie is shot. No updates for a week. A mod/music team member tells us that hussie killed himself irl. We mourn his loss. There is a public funeral. Fans pay their respects. He bursts out of the coffin. "April fools fucktards!"

Re: JakexDirk OTP

I'm not asexual, but I have a sex drive that mysteriously goes away and then comes back, on a cycle lasting a few weeks or so. I'd estimate it's completely gone about 60% of the time.

I've asked doctors about this, but they have no insights, and tend to say "a lot of men are like that" which I'm pretty sure isn't really the case.

That may have been more than you wanted to know about me. I guess I like bringing this up because I'm always curious whether it's some sort of known condition, or whether I am the only person like this out there.

Guys stop with the pap references or I will do some sort of acrobatic fucking pap off the shoosh.

Originally Posted by curiousTerminal

Originally Posted by Trapezoid

FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THIS SHOOSH.

(It keeps pappening?)

Originally Posted by armeggedonCounselor

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Up until now Sollux has been shown to get ALL THE LADIES and NONE OF THE MEN, so it would be a reasonable assumption to think Sollux has the same boobs fetish Kanaya has.

So Sollux is a lesbian?

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by rufuslynx

Irony is Dave's attempt at crafting a personality so he doesn't have to acknowledge/show who he really is. For "Bro," it's just an art. Granted, we've only had one conversation with actual "Bro," but irony seems to be something he genuinely enjoys.

So you're saying Dave is just into it ironically.

Originally Posted by Yrr

Every time Hussie posts it's like a chorus of angels come down and tell us all to go fuck ourselves because we're wrong.
I feel enlightened.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Originally Posted by IPadDoodler

Why is everybody shipping each other?

pay more attention, you're in the mspa forums.

Originally Posted by Andrew

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Andrew

The content of my posts is always meaningless and not worth reading. I only post so others may bask in my vicinity. People will talk for years about that one awesome time I TOTP'd page fifteen of that one thread, and they got to post underneath it.

Hey Andrew remember that one time that you quoted my post? That was awesome.

I will deny this happened to my grave.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

But Andrew you just did it again and now we can all testify that you totally did it.

This translates directly into Homestuck being busted.

Originally Posted by safetyboots

Better than anything I could ever write. Genius.

Originally Posted by Andrew

I just google-translated my post to safetyboots to Chinese and then back to English again, so he can understand it better.

Have you considered the possibility that some of you are reading in your head, that is the source of your dissatisfaction? You will not be the first time to your in-depth analysis of advanced materials.
This is my professional opinion.
Consider evidence, such as some of your words of bizarre construction.
"Do something, I do not think everything like a fool!"
"Sir Egbert king slime prestige class decided to give a shot."
A site of production of these reports BOT do? What do they mean? Is a process, the idea of ​​being able to clearly inform you build?
Your post is like reading a written review of serious, run through Google translate into Chinese and then back to England again.

Originally Posted by Kibble Wensleydale

I wonder if you people really appreciate how far technology has come in the past ten years to allow this many animated eyebrows to oscillate simultaneously on a single webpage.

This, truly, is the future that our forebears envisioned.

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

Wait have I been rude for not stabbing people when I greet them?

I think you know the answer to that already. And I trust that you will correct your behaviour immediately.

This will make for an interesting party later today.

Originally Posted by General-jwj

I don't even own a knife. That's some major breach of etiquette right there :/

Barbarian!

Originally Posted by Achille'sHamstring

Killing characters before they appear. Hussie is breaking killing-off-character records here. This is probably the highest ratio of pathos to screentime that can be accomplished. Hell, it doesn't even register, since you'd have to divide by the zero pages that they appeared in. It approaches infinity if you take the limit, sure, but the actual zero mark is a void of pure madness.

Originally Posted by Greyscale

Originally Posted by Legendary

Indeed. The official male homosexual pairing is obviously Gamzee Dirk.

That's a funny way of spelling Dirk <3< Karkat.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Vanymstorm

His manner of death wasn't described at all. Crushing is mostly an internal thing, anyway.

I don't remember Jack performing any particularly stylish or entertaining murders. He's not really into the fancy stuff.

Although that one time he killed Nep with a DOOF was kinda okay. Hmm also Jane's 'greet'. I guess he has a talent for murder sound effects.

He's a musician. His instrument is murder. With it he plays a beautiful symphony that echoes across paradox space. A symphony of stabs.

Originally Posted by SwariSexualPosition

I don't think you guys understand.

There's a fucking diamond in that translation.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Asphodel

Am I the only who was disappointed when they tried to scroll the list of echeladder rungs? /stupid stupid dumb

every time

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by deathsbuddy

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Oh My!
(read this in Takei's voice)

I don't know who this Takei person is but I suspect I've got her a little hot under the collar.

It's cool, kinkspirit doesn't mind.

...
oh my god

Takei is like fourteen or something isn't she

Kinkspirt doesn't mind but I do. :U

George Takei is a member of the original Star Trek cast and an outspoken gay rights activist

This whole string of conversation has been ruined for me and made several times better for everyone else in a single moment

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Aradia is kA's favorite character and he thought it would be funny to hijack the thread.

I was going to dive kick him to death but he distracted me with the sexy.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary

Well, 3/16 of my sigquotes currently contain one or more posts by you, but 7/16 contain posts by mO.
dun dun dun?

THEN I MUST DIVE KICK HIM UNTIL HE SUBMITS HIS PLACEMENTS TO ME

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Originally Posted by Kaleb702

It appears we have hit a Wine In Front Of Me situation.

It's either a red herring or truth.
The question is which is it.
Is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that's not the answer, or is Andrew making it look obvious to make us think that it IS the answer?

I think it's quite obvious that Andrew put a red herring in both cups.

Originally Posted by M41C3LPH

Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts

Originally Posted by MonsterGrrl

Didn't UU say that she'd never seen another of her species? I'm kind of running on poo-brain here, but if they share a room, yet shes never seen him- isnt that another point in favor of the UU is uu theory?

No this obviously means that Lord English is uu except he kidnapped Roxy and us exploiting her Voidy powers to make him invisible

In Homestuck, Occam's Razor is shaped like a corkscrew.

Originally Posted by Wacom Guy

Okay, you know what I think about Andrew letting a fantroll become the most important character?

The same way I felt about Notch's beard.

PEOPLE HAVE TO STOP BETTING IMPORTANT THINGS ON PEOPLE NOT PAYING ABSURD AMOUNTS OF MONEY

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.

Re: JakexDirk OTP

I'm not asexual, but I have a sex drive that mysteriously goes away and then comes back, on a cycle lasting a few weeks or so. I'd estimate it's completely gone about 60% of the time.

I've asked doctors about this, but they have no insights, and tend to say "a lot of men are like that" which I'm pretty sure isn't really the case.

That may have been more than you wanted to know about me. I guess I like bringing this up because I'm always curious whether it's some sort of known condition, or whether I am the only person like this out there.

Re: JakexDirk OTP

Originally Posted by Doom Zero

I'm just a teenager, so my world is pretty much made up of myself and some friends, and then EVERYBODY ELSE IS COMPLETELY APESHIT ABOUT GETTING THEIR FUCKING ON. And illegal drugs. Why do all of the bad things in the world have to be specific to young people?

I cannot tell how often I get approached by the stonerspeople of a questionably SBaHJ-like state and asked "Look at her. D'ya wanna make out with her?", and I either ignore them, or (more stupidly) say no and they decide that not interested in females equals gay.

Re: JakexDirk OTP

I'm not asexual, but I have a sex drive that mysteriously goes away and then comes back, on a cycle lasting a few weeks or so. I'd estimate it's completely gone about 60% of the time.

I've asked doctors about this, but they have no insights, and tend to say "a lot of men are like that" which I'm pretty sure isn't really the case.

That may have been more than you wanted to know about me. I guess I like bringing this up because I'm always curious whether it's some sort of known condition, or whether I am the only person like this out there.

It's called a fetish, and it's not something that's up for discussion here.
srsly
pls no

But yeah, a fetish is something that you cannot be aroused without, or something close to that. That's simply my immediate thought. It may or may not be the case here but I have a good feeling that if you find something that is an immediate turn-on then you've probably found "THEF FETISH."

It's a classification system. The first digit represents the universe, and the second represents the "instance" or, as some people believe, the timeline.

Think of the recently released albums. Universe A is the trolls' universe. I suspect it was named A because it's the earliest universe we look at. We probably won't see the universe that came before A, but it does exist.
Universe B is the kids' universe. There's no reason why it's called B, just that it came after universe A. That's all.

Then, the number could either represent the 'instance' of the universe, or the timeline. So, for B1. You could say that it's the first timeline/instance of the B universe. It's the first because, as far as we know, it's the original unaltered timeline. You could call it an instance though. Basically, what separates B1 from B2 is the Scratch. If you think of them as timelines, B1 and B2 are identical up to a specific point. Before the timelines diverge, it is simply the B universe. Some people would rather call them "Universal instances", however, because we really don't know how much of an effect the Scratch had on Universe B.

When referring to specific characters, it's easier to use this classification system than it is to assign a name to every version of every character. Dave's brother can either be called "Bro" or "B1 Dirk". Dirk's brother, similarly, can be called B2 Dave or... whatever people have begun calling him. It works with most characters, as long as you remember to say "A_" when talking about trolls. A1 Mindfang is the same character as Aranea, while A1 Vriska is most certainly not the same as A2 Vriska.

I think people should use this system and spread it around for more people to use, because it honestly gets crazy when people try to differentiate between characters by saying "Alpha" or "Beta". Absolutely impossible.

Originally Posted by User 18

Originally Posted by Doom Zero

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Windows peaked at XP. Every other UI is just lame.

I've been using XP my whole life, bro. Simply the best OS.
One thing I dislike about Win7 is that you can't change between windows as fluently. Is there a setting or something that disables automatic bunching of windows into one icon? I want to be able to change windows in one click. I don't want to have to click the Chrome icon and then select the individual window icon. It would make multitasking so bloody hard for me.

Originally Posted by User 18

Yes, Win8 is coming out soon. I personally like Win 7 much better, although Win 8 has only been run in a limited VM environment.

I would recommend you get Win 7 while you still can. The compatibility may be similar, but the interface is very different.

Ah. This is where I betray the newness of my interest in software (~6 months). As opposed to my interest in hardware (~6 years)

Hmm. Yeah. I dunno, bro. As long as Win 7 is as easily navigable as XP, I'll be happy with it.

Right click on taskbar -> Properties.
Taskbar buttons -> set to never combine.
Hit apply.

Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.

Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.

Originally Posted by mas369

I love how everyone is trolling everyone else with fake details about the flash. It's like Cascade all over again. Epspecially because it is longer than Cascade.

Edit: Wait, I thought that [S] DD : Ascend was the only page posted. I'm going back and looking at the other pages.

Originally Posted by Dreamscythes231

It is liked that metaphor. In this metaphor, a universe is a frog with thousand of pages. If they didn't succeed,they restart and write on the other side.

Re: JakexDirk OTP

I'm not asexual, but I have a sex drive that mysteriously goes away and then comes back, on a cycle lasting a few weeks or so. I'd estimate it's completely gone about 60% of the time.

I've asked doctors about this, but they have no insights, and tend to say "a lot of men are like that" which I'm pretty sure isn't really the case.

That may have been more than you wanted to know about me. I guess I like bringing this up because I'm always curious whether it's some sort of known condition, or whether I am the only person like this out there.

Re: JakexDirk OTP

Post counts are like cup sizes: those with smaller ones feel inadequate and wish they were larger, while those with large ones feel that people don't look past the size and see them for who they are.
/profound

Originally Posted by Karp

Sburb should really just be a Tony Hawk game, honestly. To reach god tier, you'd have to do a McTwist on your quest halfpipe.

Originally Posted by Everanix

...and no matter what your body is cool because it's the mecha your rad brain is piloting okay?

How do you know if someone is interested in you?

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

When you wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing over you watching you sleep, only to disappear with a flash of lightning and a gust of wind from outside your window. The shadows on the wall will rearrange and spell out "So-and-so is iiiiinterested in you..." and all the dogs in your neighborhood will start to howl as the power goes out. Take your socks of and put them on inside out on the opposite feet, and sleep with three pillows under your head while covered with a deep purple bedsheet. If you follow these steps exactly, then the person in question will ask you out the next day.

Re: JakexDirk OTP

Post counts are like cup sizes: those with smaller ones feel inadequate and wish they were larger, while those with large ones feel that people don't look past the size and see them for who they are.
/profound

Originally Posted by Karp

Sburb should really just be a Tony Hawk game, honestly. To reach god tier, you'd have to do a McTwist on your quest halfpipe.

Originally Posted by Everanix

...and no matter what your body is cool because it's the mecha your rad brain is piloting okay?

How do you know if someone is interested in you?

Originally Posted by Drillgorg

When you wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing over you watching you sleep, only to disappear with a flash of lightning and a gust of wind from outside your window. The shadows on the wall will rearrange and spell out "So-and-so is iiiiinterested in you..." and all the dogs in your neighborhood will start to howl as the power goes out. Take your socks of and put them on inside out on the opposite feet, and sleep with three pillows under your head while covered with a deep purple bedsheet. If you follow these steps exactly, then the person in question will ask you out the next day.

It's a classification system. The first digit represents the universe, and the second represents the "instance" or, as some people believe, the timeline.

Think of the recently released albums. Universe A is the trolls' universe. I suspect it was named A because it's the earliest universe we look at. We probably won't see the universe that came before A, but it does exist.
Universe B is the kids' universe. There's no reason why it's called B, just that it came after universe A. That's all.

Then, the number could either represent the 'instance' of the universe, or the timeline. So, for B1. You could say that it's the first timeline/instance of the B universe. It's the first because, as far as we know, it's the original unaltered timeline. You could call it an instance though. Basically, what separates B1 from B2 is the Scratch. If you think of them as timelines, B1 and B2 are identical up to a specific point. Before the timelines diverge, it is simply the B universe. Some people would rather call them "Universal instances", however, because we really don't know how much of an effect the Scratch had on Universe B.

When referring to specific characters, it's easier to use this classification system than it is to assign a name to every version of every character. Dave's brother can either be called "Bro" or "B1 Dirk". Dirk's brother, similarly, can be called B2 Dave or... whatever people have begun calling him. It works with most characters, as long as you remember to say "A_" when talking about trolls. A1 Mindfang is the same character as Aranea, while A1 Vriska is most certainly not the same as A2 Vriska.

I think people should use this system and spread it around for more people to use, because it honestly gets crazy when people try to differentiate between characters by saying "Alpha" or "Beta". Absolutely impossible.

Originally Posted by User 18

Originally Posted by Doom Zero

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

Windows peaked at XP. Every other UI is just lame.

I've been using XP my whole life, bro. Simply the best OS.
One thing I dislike about Win7 is that you can't change between windows as fluently. Is there a setting or something that disables automatic bunching of windows into one icon? I want to be able to change windows in one click. I don't want to have to click the Chrome icon and then select the individual window icon. It would make multitasking so bloody hard for me.

Originally Posted by User 18

Yes, Win8 is coming out soon. I personally like Win 7 much better, although Win 8 has only been run in a limited VM environment.

I would recommend you get Win 7 while you still can. The compatibility may be similar, but the interface is very different.

Ah. This is where I betray the newness of my interest in software (~6 months). As opposed to my interest in hardware (~6 years)

Hmm. Yeah. I dunno, bro. As long as Win 7 is as easily navigable as XP, I'll be happy with it.

Right click on taskbar -> Properties.
Taskbar buttons -> set to never combine.
Hit apply.

Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.

Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.

Originally Posted by mas369

I love how everyone is trolling everyone else with fake details about the flash. It's like Cascade all over again. Epspecially because it is longer than Cascade.

Edit: Wait, I thought that [S] DD : Ascend was the only page posted. I'm going back and looking at the other pages.

Originally Posted by Dreamscythes231

It is liked that metaphor. In this metaphor, a universe is a frog with thousand of pages. If they didn't succeed,they restart and write on the other side.