Nothing can show how things can go completely, totally and utterly wrong like a heist movie. Here are a few attempted robberies that didn’t go so well, now available for immediate stealing — err, streaming on Netflix Instant.

“Oh the weather outside is frightful. And the gossip rags are spiteful. But if we’ve no place to go – let’s go to the movies! That might blow! That might blow! That might blow!” Those words were sung by the legendary Bing Crosby in a drunken bender just weeks before his death…