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LIVE FO RETSINIM wrote:Well Ryan IS the queen of all queers, Looked down upon by all his peers, He knew it’s his fate, To have a cummy prostate, And running mascara from the tears.

the mascara isn't the only thing runny,
don't forget the semen that ran down to his tummy.
it just might be his favorite snack,
that, and crust flakes off a young boys crack.
whatever the case... it's rather funny.

Mirror:”To start, you look handsome today Jody, you mighty stud
And you’re correct as always, ryan is the dud
See, being a mirror I can tell
And right now ryan looks in his mirror as well
But the image he sees is not the same
Ryan’s ugly, stupid, and really quite lame
His legs are like sponges and his arms are like noodles
His sex life consists of peanut butter and poodles
Every Saturday night he lapps it on good
Then licks the dog’s ass while he strokes his wood
His head is shaped like a big fucking dildo
With a face even his mother don’t love, for REAL though,
The guy looks stupid and dresses like he’s retarded
When people are around him they always ask “hey who farted?”
He’s always showing me his butthole and poking and stuff
It’s hard enough to look at the troll just in the buff
Every day I think about falling down and breaking into shards
But alas I am attached pretty good, and don’t hold any cards
Remember, the mirror sees all and is the best judge
Jody you are a prime Alpha male and ryan is just vaginal sludge”

Jody:"Why thank you mirror! well, I am off to work now! See ya in about 8 hours!"

Your the guy who grins from ear to ear
From getting poked in the rear
While singing some Linkin Park or Brittney Spears. (Oh baby baby...)
With cum in his bum and balls on chin.
His man takes it out he says "Put it back iiiiiiiiin!"
And soon he cries
From stinging cum in his eyes
And his shit off the dick he just sucked off tonight.
It seems his number one goal in life
Is to get locked up and be somebody's wife.

There's no way in hell we should let this thread fall,
Much more Ryan bashing to come, so dont drop the ball,
Add more rhyming and poems to rattle his cage,
More truths to be told, .... so lets add on to this page!

Little queer boy Ryan
He’s got quite the surprise
For when he pulls down his pants
You won’t believe your eyes
He’s got a bald flat spot
Where genitals should be
Basically the same thing
As a Ken Doll’s anatomy.
His head’s shaped like a dildo
That ugly fuckin’ mutt
And you know that stupid face
Has been up more than one man’s butt
He likes em big and hairy
With wrinkles on their balls
He’ll floss his teeth with their pubes
And then knit them pretty shawls
He’s a poor excuse for a human
That’s something everyone always knew
But he keeps pride in his pussyness
The biggest faggot through and through…

whats that sound? it sounds like a slap.
possibly 84 homo's all wacked out on crack.
wacked out on speed, they're ready for loving,
ready to bake their breadsticks in ryan's ass oven.

now dont feel bad for this pecker wart,
group anal invasion is his favorite sport.
he moans and yelps as this gang bang takes place,
he begs these men for a cum shot in the face.
as he swallows, in their eyes he will stare,
jizz in the mouth = fist in the air.

Alright stop collaborate and listen
Ryan is back with a brand new position
His master grabs him and holds his hair tightly,
gets fucked with a harpoon daily and nightly
his master wants to stop but Ryan says "Oh NO
turn off the lights and I'll fuck you some mo"
His master rocks the bed like a vandal
and on Ryan's chest drips wax from a candle.
The master wishes Ryan had a poon
but Ryan just makes his master sick like poisonous mushrooms
Screwing as the stereo plays a dope melody
In Texas their sex is a felony
"Love it or leave it" his master says all gay
"you better hit my bullseye kid or I won't let you play"
If master had a problem, yo Ryan will solve it
Check out master's goop while his penis revolves it.