My blog posts are like my children — I focus my time and energy on them, I nitpick and fuss over them, I brag about them to all my friends and family on Facebook… and then I send them out into the world in the hopes that people will laugh at them. (What? That’s not how you’re supposed to raise children? Guess I should probably stick to blog posts.)

And just like a mother with her children, it’s hard for me to pick my favorites.