Cover image: a blue leather book cover that reads, "A Young Troll's Primer on the Human Alphabet, By Equius Zahhak." The word "young" is crossed out in orange, and orange text at the bottom of the cover adds, "with commentary by D. Strider."

Page 1:A is for apples to feed a hoofbeastB is for bros bonding over sick beatsC is for Cal watching us like a creep D is for dates out on Derse while we sleep[Dirk's addition: a speech bubble for Cal, which reads, "Don't mind me. Just scopin' some sweet rumps."]

Page 2:E is for %tasy felt when you're nearF is for feelings now becoming clearG is for giddy-up as we trot all aroundH is for hooves 'stead of feet on the ground

Page 3:I is for ignoring all inhibitionsJ is for ju%tapose strength and submissionK is for kisses that at first seem chasteL is for 100d 100king leers on your face

Page 4: M is for make-outs when we're in the moodN is for neigh-kid, by which I mean nudeO is for oh god, no not in that orificeP is for a phallic puppet proboscis[Dirk's addition: a note in the margin that reads, "remember your safewords, ponyboy."]

Page 5:Q is for quiver with each quelling touchR is for ramming a rump that's so plushS is for smacking and spanking my tushT is for teeth marks and bruises that blush[Dirk underlines "bruises" and "blush" and notes in the margin, "those start with Bs, babe." Equius adds, "D--> Fiddlesti%."]

Page 6:U is for using me until you're throughV is for virility and vulgarity tooW is for welts from the whips you apply to me% is for %ploring %enobiology

Page 7:Y is for yearning for your lips on mineZ is for zenithal love so sublime

~fin~ [Dirk's commentary: They lived happily ever after. And had depraved kinky sex all the time.]

how can this be sweet, adorkable and so very hot all at the same time?

i really love all the drawings, and the book styled entry (it fits dirk a lot, hehe), wit small horses and the joined symbol on the cover (dang, that's one nice way to make it), not to mention all the small commentaries and the poem itself.

it's really beautiful, and I enjoyed reading and staring at all the awesome arts *_*