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YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE ESCAPING FROM HELL, BUT YOU'LL MAKE THE BASTERDS SORRY THEY EVER HEARD OF YOU! QUICKLY YOU RAPPEL DOWN TO THE SURFACE OF HELL.YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE ESCAPING FROM HELL, BUT YOU'LL MAKE THE BASTERDS SORRY THEY EVER HEARD OF YOU! QUICKLY YOU RAPPEL DOWN TO THE SURFACE OF HELL.YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE ESCAPING FROM HELL, BUT YOU'LL MAKE THE BASTERDS SORRY THEY EVER HEARD OF YOU! QUICKLY YOU RAPPEL DOWN TO THE SURFACE OF HELL.YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE ESCAPING FROM H

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YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE ESCAPING FROM HELL, BUT YOU'LL MAKE THE BASTERDS SORRY THEY EVER HEARD OF YOU! QUICKLY YOU RAPPEL DOWN TO THE SURFACE OF HELL.YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE ESCAPING FROM HELL, BUT YOU'LL MAKE THE BASTERDS SORRY THEY EVER HEARD OF YOU! QUICKLY YOU RAPPEL DOWN TO THE SURFACE OF HELL.YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE ESCAPING FROM HELL, BUT YOU'LL MAKE THE BASTERDS SORRY THEY EVER HEARD OF YOU! QUICKLY YOU RAPPEL DOWN TO THE SURFACE OF HELL.YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE ESCAPING FROM H

YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE ESCAPING FROM HELL, BUT YOU'LL MAKE THE BASTERDS SORRY THEY EVER HEARD OF YOU! QUICKLY YOU RAPPEL DOWN TO THE SURFACE OF HELL.YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE ESCAPING FROM HELL, BUT YOU'LL MAKE THE BASTERDS SORRY THEY EVER HEARD OF YOU! QUICKLY YOU RAPPEL DOWN TO THE SURFACE OF HELL.YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE ESCAPING FROM HELL, BUT YOU'LL MAKE THE BASTERDS SORRY THEY EVER HEARD OF YOU! QUICKLY YOU RAPPEL DOWN TO THE SURFACE OF HELL.YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE ESCAPING FROM H

There's really no reason not to use a real voice for this...unless by some chance you don't have a mic. But whether or not you were able, Microsoft Sam stops being amusing and starts being annoying much sooner than the end of this video.

I thought it couldn't get any better after the random sounds microsoft same was making during the crash, but jesus christ you did it.
Even after i've had my fill of awesome you kept piling it the f*ck on. Its unsafe to go alone, please take this 5.

Just FYI, I have escaped from Hell. Great site, accurate in every other detail... (note: when you rappel down into hell,
just hang onto your rope... sure, it is hard to climb back up, but you have an eternity to do it...)