Monday, November 30, 2015

Since 1993, the Hershey Company has been making special holiday edition Reese’s chocolate peanut butter cups that supposedly resemble a Christmas tree. But instead of tree limbs and a trunk, the candy's shape looks more fecal than festive.

Friday, November 27, 2015

This one is delicious, but deadly. Collards are a bitter, fiber-intense super green that have a very distinkt smell when you cook them. Add on some fatty meats and you've got the recipe for building your own fartopolis.

Pooping in public bathrooms is a necessary evil that leads to the always-awkward moment of walking out of the stall and trying to avoid eye contact with everyone who just heard the “plip-plop-plop” sounds of you dropping off the kids at the pool.

Friday, November 20, 2015

Scientists locked kangaroos in a room to measure their farts. In theory, this was to see if their guts contained bacteria that might reduce methane emissions if placed in other animals’ guts; in reality, this was done because there isn’t much else going on in Australia.