Yesterday, Disorder magazine claimed that 16-year-old Taylor Momsen told them that "her best friend is her vibrator." Perez Hilton wrote a post about it, but changed "vibrator" to "dildo." Momsen clarified via Twitter, and then things got really, really twisted.

Here's how it all went down.

Cut to yesterday: excerpts from Momsen's interview with Disorder magazine started to trickle out. Most notably among them was the following snippet, which the magazine claimed was an indirect quote from Momsen on dating:

[Momsen] also grins when asked if she's single, and replies that she is, that she's not into guys, waits a beat, then adds she's not gay but just bored of men and her best friend is her vibrator.

A "Twitter War" (the term is so dumb, but whatever) then erupted between Hilton and Momsen, eventually devolving into Hilton saying things to the teen star that make even the fact that he linked to a crotch shot of Miley Cyrus (which he defended vehemently) look tame.

OK, yes, a 16-year-old—and especially one who has already taken so much flak for acting "too grown up" at times—probably shouldn't be talking about vibrators in an interview.

That said, what the hell is Hilton thinking and why the hell is he allowed to get away with things like this? This is the SECOND example in a month of his use of sexual/vulgar language and images to/about teenage girls with absolutely no consequences attached—what will it take for people to finally realize how disgusting this behavior is and, hopefully, stop visiting his web site? At the very least, shouldn't some of his advertisers (besides The View, which already did) stop giving him money?