Dumb Ways To Die
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[Verse]
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Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
[Chorus]
CEmAmC
Dumb ways to die
FDGF
So many dumb ways to die
CEmAmEm
Dumb ways to die
FGC
So many dumb ways to die
[Verse]
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
[Chorus]
CEmAmC
Dumb ways to die
FDGF
So many dumb ways to die
CEmAmEm
Dumb ways to die
FGC
So many dumb ways to die
[Verse]
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
[Chorus]
CEmAmC
Dumb ways to die
FDGF
So many dumb ways to die
CEmAmEm
Dumb ways to die
FGC
So many dumb ways to die
[Verse]
Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
'I wonder what's this red button do'
[Chorus]
CEmAmC
Dumb ways to die
FDGF
So many dumb ways to die
CEmAmEm
Dumb ways to die
FGC
So many dumb ways to die
[Verse]
FGCFmaj7FG
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
FGCFmaj7F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
GAm
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
GAm
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
GAmG
Run across the tracks between the platforms
FG
They may not rhyme but they quite possibly
[Outro]
CEmAmEm
The dumbest ways to die
CEmAmEm
The dumbest ways to die
CEmAmEm
The dumbest ways to die...
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So many dumb
FGC
So many dumb ways to die