You probably hate getting stuck on line at a fast-food restaurant drive-through – but not as much as Colton Raysor.

Cops in Abilene, Texas, spotted him driving a vehicle that had been car-jacked in Dallas.

Raysor and a passenger sped off, got onto an interstate, exited – and somehow wound up on line at a Burger King drive-through, where their chase came to a “Whopper” of an end.

Officials at a nuclear power station in Philipps-burg, Germany, lost the keys to top security areas in their plant – but didn’t notify government officials about it for a week.

Not to worry; they told the German Environment Ministry they were going to change the locks.

Enraged ministry officials said they are investigating “unknown perpetrators” in the theft – as well as power-station officials for their delay in reporting it.

Nick Flynn was barred from a news conference held at the Fitzwilliam Museum in Cambridge, England, to show off the great job experts did in reassembling a rare 17th century Chinese vase that had been accidentally smashed into pieces.

The museum wasn’t taking any chances.

It was Flynn who tripped, tumbled down a flight of stairs and landed on three Qing-dynasty porcelein vases on display on a window sill.

It’s official: Soccer referees in Nigeria can take bribes – as long as they don’t let them influence their rulings.

“Referees should only pretend to fall for the bait, but make sure the result doesn’t favor those offering the bribe,” said the acting head of the Nigerian Soccer Association.

A restaurant in Gerona in the Philippines invites customers to vent their rage by smashing plates against a “wall of fury” emblazoned with targets that say “ex-wife,” “boss” and “lover.”

Plates cost 30 cents each, with vases and bowls going for a little more. And for the fiercely furious, an old TV set can be hurled at the wall for $25.

Restaurant employes also can join the smash-fest – there’s a sign on the wall that says “perennially complaining customers.”