"While some products like Spermies, Seagull Poo and Camel Balls are intentional, most are simple casualties of translation, like Ghana's Pee Cola and Japan's Homo Sausage." Top Ten Rude Food Names.

"According to a Sept. 29th Fox News report that did not include any mad, frothing commentary from Glenn Beck, a fresh batch of Census data reveals that 10.3 percent of all American households are using food stamps." Food Stamp Use Bigger Than Bacon Chocolate.

"You will also find rows, sometimes boxes in the aisle waiting to be unpacked, even crates if you're lucky, of mystifyingly inexpensive Nutella, that Italian chocolate-hazelnut spread that is, depending on your lifestyle choices, either a great kids' snack food, a terrific filling for handmade crêpes, or a perfectly reasonable substitute for sex or methamphetamines." Best Place to Buy Nutella: Super King Market.

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