"the Federation of Students
w ~ l l h ~ r e a full-time
October 1st marks the Researcher."
official launch of the U W
The letter goes on to say
Federation o f S t u d e n t s that Students Council has
campalgn to pull out of the estabhshed a committee to
O n ~ a r i o Federation o f determine how the $40,000
Students (OFS).
w~ll be spent should the
Kathryn Seymour, Co- students vote to leave the
Chairman of the Board of OFS.
Communications, is leading
the Federation campaign for
Students currently pay
the O c t o b e ~15th referendum. $4 50 p e r t e m t o t d o n g to the
O ~ SThis
. fee ig included in
t& total fee charged by the

'

effectwe January 1, 1985," or
"I support conttnutng
membersi6p m tke OES."
There is no reference in the
quest~onofa second mahdate.
One omiss~on from the
mail-out confused several coop students ~nterv~ewedby
Imprint. The students could
not understand why "The
Execut~ve is committed to
maintaining services, and will
In k t by able to i n c r e ~ w
services with iacreits* $he

becguse "the OFS is an
effective and strong voice for
students from all campuses
student inues and interests in
a Ontarid' The resolution also
states that the OFS "provides
a m n i n g f u l forum in which
c a n discuss issues - a n d
eltablisfi a common ground
and strategy t o pursue tbem."
The GSA are separate
members of OFS.

.

. .

, Ooe GSA @ember who
attended the OFS Conference
in London last week said that,
"mast of the people who
atttnded the conferewe felt
that the Fed's a n withdrawing
for persoaal and not fiuancid
reasons."
Several of the G S K s Board
of Directors wit! be working
to support the OFS in the
October 15 UW referendum.

Daycare: A meeting to discuss the
formation of an infant and toddler coop daycare for
students, staff, and faculty of W.L.U. and U. of W. will
be held at 7:30 p.m. in CC 135. If you cannot attend
but wish to be on the mailing list, phone Jane
Mitchell, 886-9626 after 6:00 p.m.

by Palestine Heritage.
Featuring a Photo/Arts & Crafts Exhibit, slide show,
and beginning at 11:OO a.m., Palestinian foods will
also be provided. All day. Great Hall, CC - cosponsored by the Federation of Students.

Theatresports
Game! Turn on
Rogers Cable 4 at 10 p.m. to watch this lively game of
improvisational comedy, or call 886-3738 if you’d
like to be in the studio audience.

The African

Students Association is pleased to
welcome everyone
to their “Welcome
Back
Students” party. Entrance fee is $1 .OO and so is the
booze! Inquiries contact Tony at 7464140. 8 p.m.
Co-op Students Residence.

The RSA holds it’s annual “Little Oktoberfest”
tonight, featuring a live band and many contests.
Tickets are available at the door. 8 p.m. Waterloo
Motor Inn. HKLS $4.00, others $4.50.

- Mon., Oct. 1 -

Doctrine: A critical study from the
vantaqe point of the Bible and current ecumenical
thought. ‘Article 6: Salvation by Grace through Faith.
Coffee and discussion follows the service. Conrad
Grebel College Chapel.

non-judgemental,
confidential
counselling
and
information on all methods of birth control, planned
and unplanned pregnancy, subfertility and V.D. We
also have an extensive lending library and do
referrals to community agencies. Our hours are 9:30
- 4:30 in CC 206, ext. 2306. We advocate
responsible sexuality.

The world renowned
Canadian
Chamber Ensemble present the
Greatest
Hits of the i 700’s.
Pachelbel’s
Canon, Mozart’s
Eine
Kleine Nachtmusik,
and Bach’s
Brandenburg
Concerto
No. 3 and 6
and much more!
$12.50 ($8.00 Stu./Sen.)

Wed., Oct. 10
8 p.m.
Theatre

of the Arts

Enjoy the great masters
Haydn: Quartet Qp. 64 No. 5, in D
Major (“The Lark”)
Mozart: Quartet in G Major, K. 387
Elgar: Quintet for piano and strings
_
in G Minor
“They play new music ably and with
ease. They play old music beautifu//y and t&hkgly.
” Music Magazine
$12.50 ($8.80 Stu./Sen.)
i$
t$

ndr&
Gagnon
Fri., Oct. 12
8 g.m.

Humanities

Theatre

A rare solo performance
with
Chopin, Gershwin,
Leveillee, Satie
Schubert,
Schumann
&Andre
Gagnon. A kaleidoscope
of music
from classical to pop by an artist,
pianist, soloist, innovator
and
exceptional
showman!
$15.60 ($12.50 Stu./Sen.)

‘News

Imprint.

Friday,

September

28, 1984.

ct total tops $45
by Dave Sider
Imprint staff
It’s not an easy task to spend 24 million in 24 months but
that’s what the University plans to spend on the construction
of
the new Institute of Computer
Research Building.
UW Academic Vice-President,
Dr. Brzustowski,
in a recent
interview elabora .ed on the specifics of the new building. It will
be located in whrt is now parking lot B, and will join the north
end of E3 with the Mathematics
and Computer building.
in terms of physical size, the new facility will be roughly
comparable
to the largest building on campus, the Math and
Computer building. According
to Brzustowski,
it is the largest
project of the decade and the most expensive.
The total cost of the ICR project is expected to be $45 million.
U of W will provide one third of the total amount with the
Province covering the remaining two thirds. The bill for the
Province will be $31.1 million.
When asked to elaborate upon the need for a new building on
campus, Bruzostowski
made essentially three points.
Firstly, at the present time, the various groups that make UP
computer research are scattered throughout
mathematics and
engineering buildings. ‘I here 1s a lack of convenient passage
ways between the scattered groups.
Secondly, the lack of teaching and student space in the MC
building has been an area of concern.
Research has been
expanding at the expense of other areas, and a balance has to be
restored.

-1hirdly, the EMS library does not have enough space and it’s
expansion potential is nil in its present location on the fourth
floor of the MC building.
The new ICR facility will be the new home for an expanded
EMS
library,
research
labs for
computer
research,
departmental
offices of Computer
Science and Electrical
Engineering and two thirds of Systems design.
Dr. Brzustowski
emphasized that he was especially pleased
that the 4th floor of the M & C building would be available for
conversion back to study rooms, terminal equipped classrooms,
seminar rooms, big lecture rooms, and etc. In other words, “a
restoration
or student study space in math and engineering,
which has been chipped away at year after year.”
The initial planning began in March of this year when Dr.
Buzustowski
was appointed to head up a planning committee.
If the present plans are approved, ground will be broken in the
Spring of 1985, with the completion date set for August of 1986.
Under the present planning scheme, the outside will be
constructed
before the inside has been designed. ‘7 he envelope
will be built while the interior is being designed to meet the users
detailed requirements.”
Dr. Brzustowski
explained that “we
would never be in the building by August of I986 if we waited
for every last detail of interior design before breaking ground.”
Construction
companies have been narrowed down to two.
Dr. Brzustowski
is not worried about the building being
finished on time because, “both companies have a good track
record”. Outside designs have also been narrowed to two. He

Woo’s team will
by Angie Salewsky
Imprint staff
The Centre fdr Sight Enhancement (CSE) will open later this
fall, under the direction of Dr. George Woo, an optometry
professor engaged in low vision research and clinical services.
The centre will be the only one in Canada for sight enhancement
and will help people from all over the world.
The, Centre will use high tech to help people with severe vision
implements
- those who cannot read wearing conventional
glasses or contact lenses.
The clinic will be located in the optometry
building in a
sensory
specially equipped room called the “opto-electronic
aids room”.
CSE equipment
will include adapted compyter systems with
appropriate
computer
software
that will display and print

help

information
on a video display unit (VDU) magnified many
times. Thus, letters and numbers that are normally one eighth of
an inch high can be magnified to two or more inches high.
Other equipment will include closed circuit television systems
through which material can be transferred
from books and
typewritten
or handwritten
sheets onto display monitors and
magnified many times. This allows someone with a severe
handicap to read and work at a computer terminal.
Some of the equipment has already been used by visually
impaired students at Waterloo and Wilfrid Laurier to write
exams.
Waterloo’s CSE will also offer high tech visual aids for those
registered under the Assistive Devices Program (ADP) of the
Ontario Ministry of Health. The ADP subsidizes vision aids to
those visually-handicappedOntarioresidents
under 19 years 01

stressed that the ICR structure
would be “a world class
building” which would enhance the campus.
It appears that the 1CR project will provide building
integration
siinilar to what the arts section of the campus
presently
enjoys,
with convenient
passage ways between
adjacent buildings. Next week’s Imprint will feature a graphic
of the proposed building.

world

see

age.
The CSE can be beneficial to the visually-handicapped
in
many ways. They can learn about computers, learn to use high
tech equipment as an alternative to conventional
optical aids.
Dr. Woo sees the University
as a logical sitz for the centre
because of the School of Optometry,
with its established
research and chnlcal aid programs in the low vision area, and
because of the computer expeitise and research on campus. Dr.
Woo also feels that the centre “can stimulate a good deal of
vision research as well as research in the computer hardware
and software areas. and in the teaching area.”
In addition to Dr. Woo. others involved in the CSE include
Dr.
Rodger Place, a clinical supervisor
at the clinic; Dr.
Graham
Strong, an assistant
professor
at the school of
optometry
and member of the ADP subcommittee
on aid for
the blind and low-visioned;
and Dr. Ann Plotkin.

-Hunt will open Fed Hall soon,
aim for efficient management
John L. Tracey
imprint staff
by

Jeremy Hunt, the Fed Hall
Manager, hopes to have the
new comples on its way to
efficiency within a short time.
His main priority is to “et it
open”. The newly appointed
manager hopes to have the
hall open by mid-October.

Mr.

Jeremy

Hunt,

Fed Hall’s
Imprint

newly-hired
photo

Employment
by Nathan Rudyk
Imprint staff
Graduation
can
be a
terrible thing if you don’t plan
for it, but today’s Marketplace
career
seminars
in
Hagey Hall could be the cure
to the “What’s Next” disease.
“We’ve assembled a group
of alumni who we think can
give students an idea of what
kinds of careers await them
after
completing
their
degree,” says Betsy Zanna, the
Arts
faculty’s
vivacious
secondary school and alumni
liason officer.

manager.

by Anna Marie

Hubbard.

Mr.
Hunt’s
duties
are
supervision
of Hall employees, personnel choices, stocks
and supply of the necessary
items,
and the general

seminars

Marketplace,
sponsored by
the Dean of Arts, the Arts
Students’ Union and the Fine
Arts department, lets students
choose from five professional
panels: public administration
and social services, business
and management,
communications,
investment
and
finance, and fine arts.
“In
some
cases
we’ve
chosen people who work in
professions
entirely different
from their discipline of study,
to show arts students iust how
many options they have,” says
Ms. Zanna.

Registration
for Markerplace takes place today at 2:OO
p.m.: Hagey Hall room 386
for
fine arts students, room
373 for all other disciplines.

efficiency
and
smooth
operation of Canada’s largest
capital
expenditure
bY a
student body.
Mr. Hunt
managerial
was manager
Before that
manager at
establishment.

brings with him
credentials:
he
at B.J. Cuddle’s.
he was assistant
the Scarborough

He also served as the maitre
d’ at the Pier 4 Storehouse
Restaurant in Toronto.
Mr. Hunt added that he
would not imprint
his own

personal style on the new hall,
saying such an action was not
in his line of duty. He did say
however, that the hall would
nave a dancehall atmosphere.
The new hall will have
state-of-t he-art
technology,
along with, and including, live
shows and videos.
On the issue of competition
with the Bombshelter,
Mr.
Hunt first said he did not
know the effects on the C.C.
pub.
Regarding
night
business,
he did say the
Bombshelter’s business might

be hurt “dramatically”.
He
expressed the hope that the
two pubs would compliment
each other. saying, “(he did
not) want to destroy
the
Bombshelter”.
Mr.
Hunt
noted
the
alternative capacity to “K-W
road houses”. He also noted
that he would change things at
the new hall
based
on
l‘eedback from the students.
Lastly, on the question of
salary.
Mr.
Hunt
first
declined comment, then said
his
salary
would
be
“competitive”.

You should not neglect agitation;
each of you should
- Ferdinand
Lasalle (1825 1864)

make

it his task.

blueprint

Bovey’s
‘Tis the season
to be sober. Responses
to the Bovey
Commission
have been falling
across
our desks like
so many
leaves
from some giant Xerox tree. Each
response
attempts,
in its way, to answer
the fifty-one
questions
posed
by the Commission
in its interim
report
-- or questionnaire
-- last June.
We wonder
what
the commission
will do with
these
responses.
Less than two months
remain
for
the
commission
to present
its report
on the
restructuring
of the Ontario
university
system
to the
provincial
government.
What
will
Mr.
Bovey
recommend
to
the
government
as the best means
for returning
the
provmclal
unrversrtles
to their tormer
grandeur
and
that
he
will
propose
prestige?
We
believe
astronomical
fee increases.
Massive
tuition hikes are
likely to be the salt that the commission
will rub into
the festering
wound
of secondary
education.
Mr. Bovey is likely to propose
higher tuition fees as
the solution
to government
underfunding
of the
university
system
for several
reasons.
First, the commission
will see no benefit
for the
province
in either closing
down or trimming
back any
university.
To do
either
would
be politically
inexpedient,
for the surrounding
community
would
fight
to preserve
the economic
benefits
of the
institution
(as happened
with the closing
of Nelson
College
in B.C.). Moreover,
each institution
would
fight jealously
to preserve
its “identity”
(a nebulous
quality
grounded
in the programs
each university
offers).
For instance,
Wilfrid
Laurier
University’s
response
to the commtssion
said it wants
“to offer a
quality
alternative
to those
students
who prefer
a
more
intimate
and personalized
environment
and
who are interested
in that limited range of programs
in which
we specialize”.
The Commission
is unlikely
to chop away any program
at WLU: what it is likely to
do, however,
is make that institution’s
students
pay
more for the “luxury”
of its small size and its special
suite of programs.
In brief, because
each university
has an unique
“identity”
defined
by the programs
it offers
already,
the commission
will not \suggest
cuts, but probably
tuition
hikes commensurate
with each institution’s

programs.
the
idea
agrees
with
the
Tory
Second,
government’s
user-pay
philosophy:
if students
are
going to attend
university,
they should
pay for it.
Third, students
are poorly organized.
They cannot
fight
tuition
hikes.
If the last few year’s
apathy
prevails,
student
may awake
one day to find that
tuition
fees of $1000
per year have risen to costs
exceeding
$5000
per year. It is, in short,
politically
expedient
to soak students
for as much as they can
shell out, for, they will, the argument
goes, earn more
money
after graduating.
’
Fourth,
to prevent
any
reduction
in existing
university
facilities,
students
will be asked
to pay
more. The argument
will be put thus: either pay more
or watch
your lab equipment
fall apart before
your
eyes.,
This
logic
is already
at work
at UW
where
engineering
students
will soon be asked to pay a $60
consumeable
and maintenance
fee to cover
such
department
costs as photocopying.
Finally,
the commission
chairman,
Mr. Bovey,
has
said that there
will be no “restructuring
of the
Ontario
university
system.”
The
only
way
this
statement
could make any sense,
if taken
as being
true, is if students
are asked to pay more of the cost of
maintaining
the present
complement
of university
services.
We do not believe
that higher
tuition fees are the
solution
to government
underfunding.
We agree with
the UW Graduate
Student
Association,
which,
in its
response
to the
commission,
said:
“a
more
progressive
income
tax can provide
accessibility
to
students
from lower
income
families”.
We
also
agree
with
our
own
Federation
of
Students,
which,
in its response,
said, “those
groups
already
under-represented
in the university
system
will be the most severely
hurt by an increase
in
tuition
fees”.
We believe that the only way to prevent
the advent
of the free-enterprise
classroom
and the “survival
of
campus
is to vote
the neanderthal
the fittest”
provincial
Tories
out of power
in the next provincial
election.

‘Comment=

Enginews

degrades

Why would
any sane person
read the Enginews?
One could find it left by a roommate
on the kitchen
table and simply
be pushed
by an irresistable
force to
open the tabloid.
That is precisely
what happened.
Maybe,
one was attracted
to a blatant grammatical
error
on the front
page, which
in turn led one to
question
why engineers
do not have to write
the
English
Language
Proficiency
Test.
Then
there
was the usual
reference
to nurses.
Honestly,
hasn’t
that
joke
been
exhausted?
Considering
many men are nurses,
what does that
connote
from the engineers’
warped
fetish?
Perhaps,
it was the subliminal
way in which
the
Enginews
headline
is also a graphic
of a nude
woman.
One cannot
be a total prude. In fact, the body
bare
is one
of the
most
beautiful
creations.
Unfortunately,
it takes Eng Sot to exploit that beauty.
/ It is not at all surprising
since
Engineers
are
’ notorious
for their total ignorance
of all that involves
women.
Sorry to wake you up boys, but not all women
.are inflatable
dolls, i.e. page six.
What can one expect from a society
whose
mascot
is The Rigid Tool? Considering
the impotent
writing
in
Enginews,
the mascot
should
be the Flaccid
Tool.
Should
anyone
have any doubt that this paper is
trash when co-editor
and President
of Eng Sot, Gord
Denny,
is pictiured
on page
two
measuring
his
genitalia
with a ruler, complete
with progress
chart.
These
people are the future
leaders
of our country,
folks.
That is where
the amusement
begins
and ends,

women

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is the student
newspaper
at
the
University
of Waterloo.
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by Imprint
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because
one must laugh at mens’ preoccupation
with
their penises.
Mr. Denny
is obviously
no exception.
The rest of the paper appears
to be produced
by bush
pigs.
Almost
tactfully,
there was a “Femme
Editorial”,
which
essentially
said “What
the f*ck”.
Let the boys
have their
fun. To whomever
wrote
that editorial,
they have successfully
“copped-out”.
Furthermore,
they
have
managed
to perpetuate
the engineers’
anti-women,
homophobic
and egotistic
mentality.
Where
are all the female
engineer
undergrads
who
helped
to fund this paper?
Do they not oppose
this
offensive
tripe?
All of us need catharsis
from
time to time and
presumably
that
is why
the Engineering
Society
produces
Enginews.
Why
do the engineers
think
humour
is impossible
without
the degradation
of all
women?
Everyone
is aware
that not all engineers
proudly
support
Enginews
and moreover
not all engineers
have fit into the aforementioned
generalizations.
But
if the Engineers
allow the proverbial
engineer
and
leader
of their
society,
Gordon
Liddy,
pardon
me,
Gordon
Denny,
to promote
the engineering
faculty
in
this fashion,
then they are all culpable.
Conceivably,
one runs the risk
of being called a
“chevrag”,
a quaint
phrase
used by Mr. Denny.
Well
Gordo,
sticks
and stones...Where
has the mutual
respect
gone; Man to woman
and visa versa.
Cirrol

verybody
knows...
What’s it like?
by Zeke Gerrard (a pseudonym)
Y.IU don’t ilave to be gay to read this column. In fact, I
hope most of you are straight. I\iow that”s a queer thing for
me, of all people, to write, but there’s a reason. If you’re gay
or lesbian, you have Gay & Lesbian Liberation of Waterloo
(GLLOW) or Lesbian Organization of Kitchener (LOOK),
you have your own radio show on CKMS, and the GLLOW
phoneline.
But how are you poor, deprived, underrepresented
straights supposed to find out more about
us?
Many of you have never known an openly gay person,
so I hope that you can get to know me through this
column. It’s a nice non-threatening
situation --you can rest
assured I won’t reach out from the printed page and pinch
your bottom.
I think
it’s important
to open some
lines of
communication,
because all of you, whether you know it
or not, know someone who is gay. Someone you like
(unless you dislike nearly everyone),
probably
even
someone you love, is gay, and your relationship with him
or her will never reach its full potential if the two of you
can’t talk about your loves and desires.
So now you w&t to know what it’s like to be gay. Let’s
put it in perspective: You tell me what i’t’s like to be straight.
Yeah, but that’s different, you may say. Yup. One’s
opposite sexes, one’s same sex. Big distinction. My point
is that in a lot of ways the gay experience -- and I’m not
referring to sex specifically -- is very similar to the straight
experience. They’re both just part of the whole range of
human experience.
Also, it’s very individual thing. I can no more speak for
all gay men that you can speak for all straight men or all
straight women. As for what it’s like to be a lesbian, I have a
better idea than most men, and many women, but I won’t
pretend to be an expert. I should- also mention that
although I am a member of that infamous organization
called GLLOW, the opinions in my column may< not
coincide with the views bf the group o-r its other members.
Occasionally
I’ll draw material from books that can, for
instance, lend-some historical perspective, but mostly I’ll
be writing from my own experience; I don’t want to-get
bogged down in radical-gay-feminist-psycho-anthroposociosexual
theory. I want to keep it a very personal
column, devoted to answering that one big question:
“What’s it like?‘. I’ll tell you right now though, the short
answer is that it’s pretty good.

by&J.
Watmmumm
“1~r~~doiii
is sli~\~~~” is
‘01-wc11’s
11ot too sllt,llc
ncg~tion
of’ discrctc
social
rclutions;
that swicty
is
cocrcccl
(or is it possible to
‘scdticcd’?)
into
SLl>
bclic\Wg
that
sonichm
their
acccptalcc
Of
c=nslavcincnt
is u condition
of frccdoni.
‘I’hc illusion of’
indi\~iduality
is niaintaincd
through
social
activities
all prcdicatcd
on
through
uniyucncss
diflkrcncc.
Uut in attcnipting to bc ‘diff’crcnt’,
an
actuali,sation
of ‘juniping
on the bandwagon’
with
g-cat
relish,
is an act of
conformity.
This displaces
uniyrtcncss
with the social
reality
of fear of’bcing
an
individual,
manifesting
itself
in supcrficiall!
oriented,
non-contradictor)
cscrciscs.
‘l’hc
potential
for authoritarian
rule unfoIds at tic greater
of’ pcrjorativc
social

One cruel symptom of the intellectual vacuum left by the
incasion of the altruist ethics is the tacit re.jection of any
political system that secures the rights of the individual.
Obskrve that today. virtually everyone believes that fascism is
the political system occupying the rightmost part of the political
spectrum,
while communism
takes up its leftmost extreme.
And in the middle, ue find those inconbistent doctrines which
represent the “dialectical
synthesis”
(read “self-contradictory
package-deals of ideas”) of the radical positions such as those of
the major political parties of our country. Notice also that there
is no distinction
made to differentiate
the purveyors
of
terrorism and dictatorship
from the “tyranny”
of Big Business.
While correctly
assuming that the radical left supports the
idea of a dictatorship
of the poor, most can project no
alternative
extreme right - they think of it as an equally
reprehensible dictatorship
of the rich.
The only useful purpose of a “spectrum”
as such is to receal
the differences between political philosophies.
But if all current
political theory is based on the ethical theory of altruism.
statism is the only political system tht can lcgically emerge.
Quibbles of degree are merely symptomatic
of differences Over
who should hold the gun.
It is time to o\‘ercome
our
fear of capitalism,
and our
compulsion
to defame it. It is time that we begin thinking of’
capitalists as achie\crs of progress, not exploiters of the masses.
It is time to see the capitalism is justified on the ethics of egoism
alonge, and not as a means of “state revenue maximi/.ation.”
It
is time that we realised
right-wing
extremists
detest
go\ crnments as an> t hing else than dcbices for the protect ion of
individual rights and national independence.
It is time that uc
learnt that pure captialism
is the only politico-economic
arrangement consonant with man’s metaphysical
nature - - that
of a thinking being, and that altruism/statism
is the principle
evil that pervades our society today. It is time we noticed that
communism
and fascism are the same faces on tit o sides of‘ a
trick coin, and lastly. that whether we accept or believe in the
Dicinc Right of Kings. Social Dar\i inisrn. the Kingdom of God,
National or Scientific Socialism, ur Robin Hood. UC are guilt)
of‘thc same c\ il
the negation ot‘libcrt). the negation of‘ mind.
the negation 01 litc.
W.H. Minto
2A Applied Physics

A Frosh-Eye

View

On Orientation
by Shayla

Gunter

Dear Mom and Dad,
Hi! No one told me university was going to be this much fun!
1 know l’ke only been here three days but 1just had to writeand
tell you everything!
There’s sooo much to tell. First, there’s so
much to do! The orientation
people are keeping us busy and
making sure that we &et people and have a lot of’ fun. 7.1~
people seem really nice, too. Don’t worq’, I‘m making lots
01
I
friends.
1 think I’ve made my closest friends already, but you necer
know. Last night WC: hdd a Fun Crawl. 1 think 1 danced one
dance too JllanY. My Icgs are killing me! We’ve had all night
parties and a challenge day. The older students have tons
planned ,for us. The only
things that bug me are the “F‘rosh
rculit its. ‘1’0 ‘tllilllc’, in ill1
Washes.”
1 got totally
soaked
yesterday.
I guess the
tliis,
l-c~>l-cscllts
IllC
sophomores. juniors and seniors like to have their fun too.
thrc~tcning
act of‘silII\VcrsThe food isn’t too bad. l’le been told it was worse last year.
i\vcncss.
Yes, I’m eating properly.
They really do give us fruits and
‘I’lirough
the terror
of’ vegetables. Well, gotta go now. I’ll write again just as soon as I
institutions,
pcol~lc
f.Ul
have time. Don’t miss me too much.
not ollljr tllclllscl\‘cs,
hut
Love, your daughter,
those \~lio arc in artthorit>
Froshette
Most likely, if you are a Fresh, this letter sounds like it could
and those who wbwrt
it.
have been written by you. No doubt we all have the same
IG~rthcrniorc,
sci7itttclc
to
as religion
feelings at the beginning. The people I’ve talked to have voiced
idcologj
lxx~m~cs
a prono~incc~l
the same fears, hopes and expectations
that 1 have.
fcaturc
that corsscs
the
“It’s so different from high school. 1 can’t believe we can eat,
lwindarics
of‘ all instit1idrink, sleep (choose one) in class.”
One thing I’ve noticed is that so many people look familiar!
tional
fimiations.
Ill
tllc
tliis
rAscs
u
Maybe it’s just me, but it seems that every time 1 turn around,
particular,
n~nil~cr
of’ qiicstioiis
there is someone who looks like Jonny or Mary from back
coiicci7iiii~
the validity
of’ home. I’ve even recognized
people as those wild and crazy
people 1 met on my vacation down south two years ago. The
nicaning
and tlsc of’ the
great
thing
is
that
these
are
the
people 1 meet first.
tcrni
‘tcrrorisni’.
111 the
Follow: Me: Excuse me, but do you have a brother named
saint
tinic, the nature
of’
authority
‘St ructttrcs
can _ Frank?
Them: No, why do you ask?
ccrtainl~
bc qitcstioncd.
Me: Well, 1 could swear you’re my friend Frank’s stepsister.
Indications
clearly point to
Them: Well sorry, wrong person.
a sacloniasocl~isnl
bct\vccn
Me: Well where are you from?and so on. We start talking and
institutions
and society;
voila, friends!
Chat
the puth to tlllfi-ccclor11
is pvcd
with distortions.
So, Froshds, keep making friends, having fun and good luck
with the work. Don’t worry, we’ll all make it.
To be continued.

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Tying the knot...er,

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by Stephatiie Piehl
Another
umcdding inbitation
arriLcd
in the mail
yestcrdaJ,. I’his did not make my day: Ivo, it’s not the
thought ot hacing to bu>, another wedding gift that had
me so dcprcssed. It’s the whole idea 01‘ two more of mJ
lricnds tying the noose. 1 mean knot.
Pcoplc tell me that marriage isn’t really a fate worse
than death and 1 trb hard to bclicke them. Alter all, what
better wa) is there to spend yoLir lift than with someone
that 1.0~ 10~e’! My problem is not in understanding
whq
people get married, but rather in understanding
why so
many choose to take such a big step s: young. It rn\, stii‘ies
me as to how men and women under the age oftwent>Ii\ c can know who the> want to spend the rest of their litc
with. Most 01 us ha\e enough trouble tqing to decide
what career we want to pursue let alone whose face we
want to see across from us at the breakfast table for the
next forty years. Death and divorce aside, if you marq
young, chances are qou‘ll be with that person for at lcast
forty > cars.
ActualI>,, divorce can’t bc put aside because, let’s face
it, di\orcc is a lact of lift in ‘our society. Pcoplc change
and it’s not LCI-4
of‘tcn
that two people change and grow
together. I’sq,chologists saq’ that people, change the most
bctwccn the ages of‘ eighteen and twcnt~-five.
So ii’ you
get married uhcn~~ ou’rc eighteen, how do >‘ou know that
in like >,cars’ time >‘ou won’t decide that _\fou’d rather be in
India studying l’oga’ ! 11‘your spouse isn’t into it, there
could be big problems.
1 sometimes bonder if the people 1 know that are
married now or contemplating
it, might somedaq regret
their decision. Will thcq’ think of‘ the chances the) passed
up. the things that they tllought thq would do with their
spouse but never got around to? Will they look at their
childrun and see lost opportunities’.)
In my opinion.the
ages bctwccn cightecn and twcntj-f’iLe should be Icar- OI
cipcrimcntation.
.I he\c lears lor rnost 01’ US
will
probably be the freest of our lives. This is the time when
UC should be tratelling. getting an education and trying
to tind out who UC arc. From these cxpcrienccs,
we’ll
have so much m’o?e to offer another person when the time
is right.
1 don’t mean to gi\c marriage a bad name. Who knoL+s,
maq be 1’11gile it a t1.5 one da)
alter l’bc got rnJ# PhD,
tra\ellcd
around the uorld three timus, Mrittcll a l&u
no\els...

Materialism

Limited

by John Weber
Materialism is one of the most fundamental features of
today’s socict_c,. Although it is fun (at times) to spend
monq, especially on things like wine, clothes, and books,
these things have their limits. Although one could say
that intellectualism
or maybe t‘ber~
spiritualism habc their
limits, it seems that the limits of materialism are reached
quite quickly,. I herefore materialism is of quite minimal
Laluc u hen compared to spiritualism and intellectualism,
In a society where materialism
is the main thing,
human relations often take second place to “getting
a head”. While everyone needs some form of income to
survive, materialism
goes ridiculously
beyond human
needs and invents “needs”. People often feel that they
have to earn sufficient money in order to buy a large
house, look “fashionable”
in terms of clothes, keep up
with their neighbours, etc. What often happens is that
they spend so much time earning enough money to obtain
everything
they “need” that every other aspect of their
lives suffers. The result often is a human who is very
limited in the sense that he, she hasn’t allowed their self to
grow in many important waq’s. They may be very limited
in their ability to relate to other people or they may not be
able to think critically.
This condition
permeates a
society where people are encouraged to be only partially
human.
But there is a different approach to life, it doesn’t have
to bc materialistic.
Intellectualism
and spiritualism are
viable alternatives
to materialism.
One can see these
elements in society, although they tend to operate on the
fringes of society. l‘hey manifest themselves
in art,
literature, social and political activism a/rid religion, to
name a few. rl‘his means that people are getting involved
in activities which. cmphasi/c
their feeling that a society
so into materialism promotes a reality of the worst kind: a
reality that doesn’t cnablc people to become human.

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Stand Up... Be A Woman!
that encouraged the ‘ladies’ of the fifties to become independent
Feminism. Does that bring forth images of riots and heated
people. The main concern of the book is that over the last thirty
debates? Is there a reason that everyone loves to hate a feminist?
years women had become ‘commercial
consumers’
whose
There just might be.
single objective was to own all the electrical appliances available.
When the first feminists like Susan B.Anthony stood up for
The Fifties Woman could wash, iron, clean, press, vacuum and
womankind theiir: messages were urgent and angry.
polish three times as much as before.
The Seneca Falls Convention, the first in American history, set
Betty Friedan brushed aside this ‘feminie’ image. She pointed
a standard for all feminist campaigns
after 1846. But the
out that women had become bored, unsatisfied and listless
immediate
results were not as productive
as hoped. The
because they strive to fit into the feminine mystique. She cited
convention
commenced
with a recital of The Declaration
of
letters to magazines
that were from
several
desperate
Rights, except that the very basic right was altered to: “All men
housewives
who had lost all interest in living. Usually the
AND WOMEN are created equal”. This caused quite a stir in the
magazine help-columns
replied with biting reproaches
on how
papers.
the women weren’t doing enough housework
or raising their
Brave feminists such as Lucretia Mott, Elizabeth Cady Stanton
children correctly. Always, the columnists
stressed that having
and Susan B. Anthony were termed radical and destructive to
more babies was the answer. Friedan’s advice was to get a job,
the morals of society.
, become involved in world affairs or at least become your
There it is! From the very infancy of the movement these + husband’s conversation
partner instead of nagging him.
feminists were seen as angry young women.
:
That advice might have seemed very strong and rebellious to
By no means did the radical feminists of the 1960’s help
the society of the fifties, but Friedan was no rebel. She stated the
down-play this ‘Bitch’ image. In fact, the sixties feminists such as
facts clearly and simply. She respected her audience of troubled
Ciermaine Greer and Gloria Steinem provoked many comments
housewives because she had been one of them, The response to
concerning
their personalities.
Certainly, there was a need in
her book was overwhelmingly
favourable among the audience
both centuries for feminists to express their strong opinions
that she had hoped to influence.
loudly and frequently.
This seemed to be the only way to
It seems strange that one sedate woman could have started
communicate
the ideas of equal rights. But, there have been
such a peaceful revolution alone. Nevertheless,
she did it!
many soft-spoken
feminists who were in the foreground
as
Nobody would ever feign to call her a “bitch”. Because she
much as their radical colleagues.
understood her audience she was well received. Nobody “loved
OM? .such woman is Betty Friedan. In the middle of the fifties
to hate” Friedan. In my mind she stands out as an example of a
she wrote a persuasive book called “The Feminine Mystique”
near-perfect feminist.
~lc(~ull~~lll

.

28, 1984.,-,

J

To the editor:
David LeReverend
in his
,letter to the editor last week
raised a critical point when he
asked what concerned
men
,can do about violence against
,women. The most important
,action is to ensure that your
(women
friends
get home
safely. An equally important
point is to understand
if a
woman you do not know well
does not want to be escorted
, home by you. She is only
being careful not to place her
. trust too easily in a man.
This message is the one the
,Women’s
Commission
wanted
to put across
by
making the Take Back the
Night March a woman-only
event. If you are going to trust
.someone you don’t know well
,to walk you home, trust a
,woman; she can’t rape you.
Too often women place their
,trust in a friendly concerned

man, only to be attacked by
their
supposed
protector.
Indeed, according
to several
major. Canadian studies on
violence
against
women,
women are more likely to be
raped by a casual acquaintance than by a complete
stranger.
1 should
also take this
opportunity
to correct
any
misunderstanding
that may
have
arisen
from
my
unfortunate
wording
that
sympathetic
men should “stay
home”. 1 merely meant that
they should stay away from
the march since they would be
asked to leave. 1 did not want
to imply that men should
actually
curtail
their
’ moyements.
Julie George
Women’s Commissioner
Federation of Students

On second-rate
gender rate: :Dagg

LoneZy? Seek God
Although loneliness may seem negative, it can actually be a
positive experience. Since loneliness is often due to aloneness,
let’s think about that first. A poster I have reads: In solitude we
find both God and self. True, but people are often afraid to be
alone with themselves and with God. It can be scary to discover
your self because you
will likely confront issues that you had b
never really dealt with before. and maybe you would prefer not
to deal with them. Finding and knowing God is a fearful thing,
for God is to be reverently feared; however, there comes a real
peace and acceptance which only the presence of a loving God
can grve.
Patricia Boyes, Arts

To the editor:
Loneliness is regarded by most people as something to be
avoidyd at all costs, but why‘?
Lor$eliness is the feeling you often have when you find
yourself alone; but, at the same time, some of the most lonely
people can be found in the midst of a crowd. So. if loneliness is
not yours as a result of the lack or abundance of people around
you, where does it come from?
It seems to be, loneliness is that feeling we get when no-one
appears to care, or the people you love a!rd vice versa just are
not there. Sometimes it really hurts when you feel as though
you’re the only one bearing your burden.

September

Men cm move
freelv

The Bitch Fixation
by I Iillclw

Friday,

To the editor:
Matheu
Ingram is in error
when he writes (Imprint, Sept.
2 1, 1984) that I said women
should be guaranteed 5OYh of
all university
positions.
Rather, in my presentation to
the Bovey Commission,
I said
that we should work toward
the time
when
50%
of
university
positions are held

by women. Academic ability
is not correlated with gender.
Until we have women fairly
represented
in our universities, these institutions will be
second-rate
rather than firstrate, no matter how much
money is poured into them.
Anne Innis Dagg
Resource Person
Integrated Studies

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warns women: “Don’t be timid about making noise!” However,
by Hilkka McCallum
Ms. George does think that women shouldn’t live in fear of
Imprint Staff
being raped. She urges women to be sensible by checking who is
“Porn sells, who profits’?” was written on one of the posters
for last week’s “Take Back The Night” march. The march was a at the door. Her most important issue is that women should ask
the question: Will my actions increase the chances of being
women-only
demonstration
against rape. The purpose of the
event was to convince women they shouldn’t fear walking at
raped?
night. Also, it was to make women face the reality that they
Since violence against women is a major issue, Ms. Cieorge
could be rape victims.
did not believe that drawing attention to rape would have any’
Over forty women gathered -in UW’s Campus Centre on
adverse effects. She said that the march “will tell rapists that
Thursday,
September 26 to show support for the cause.
women are being prepared” and that “rapists will be less likely
The march proceeded from the Campus Centre to downtown
to find a ))sitting duck)).”
Waterloo,
attracting many spectators on King Street.
The march enjoyed a good turnout.
The general mood of
The age of the participants
ranged from 18 to 60 but all the
women had a common reason to be there: They were tired of
the march was positive. Most of the women were marching for
- being frightened by potential rape.
the first time and were pleased to be a part of what they felt was
One of the most frequent complaints of the younger marchers
a good cause.
was that their parents had a double standard on curfews; the
threat of rape never curbed the social habits of their brothers.
Other wo’men felt that they could never stay late at the UW r
library because they were afraid to walk home alone:
The general view of the women was that the threat of rape had
affected their social lives and their studies.
point of departure,
and the
by Signy Madden
About half of the marchers disagreed with the female-only
Imprint staff
destination.
The Centre then
restriction
on the march. They felt that men should be able to
matches
up
possible
support the cause openly instead of staying at home, as Julie
The University of Waterloo
“buddies.”
George requested in her press-release.
Women’s Centre is providing
The point of the Night
MS. George,
a register
service--Night
the Federation
of Students’
Women’s
Walk is to encourage women
Walk--for
women who wish
Commissioner
felt the march should be all female because it
to take care of their own
to find
a “buddy”
to
would draw attention to women walking home without the
safety. “1 o this end,” said one
protection of men. She recommends that women should always
accompany
them on the walk
Centre representative,
“we do
walk with other women at night to lessen the threat of rape.
home from night classes.
not allow men to participate
This
Monday-Thursday
“There
is a definite connection
between the increase in
in Night
Walk-we
cannot
service covers two routes - one
pornography
and rape.” said Ms. George. She says that even
provide an in-depth screening
nonviolent pornography
is harmful because it defines a typical
to Sunnydale
and
one
process.”
submissive-female
role.
through Waterloo Park.
For
more information
and
She cautions women walking at night to wear clothes and
Women must register with
to register, call extension 3457
especially shoes that would facilitate running. She stresses that
the Centre the day of the week
or visit Campus Centre 150B.
they need the service, the
the worst thing to do if confronted
by a rapist is to ‘freeze’. She

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The candidate’s home address
must be in Essex County.
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deadline
is:
November
30, 1984. For
further
information
please
contact the Student Awards
Office,
2nd Floor,
Needles
Hall.

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are requested
for the following vacant seat
on Senate:
One Engineering
undergraduate seat, term to April
30, 1985. This scat to be filled
by by-election.
Nominations
should
be
sent to the Chief Returning
Officer.
Secretariat.
Needles
Hall, no later than 3:00 p.m.,
October
10. 1984.

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“How do you feel
about the proposed
Federation
withdrawal
from
the
OFS and the Oct.
15th referendum?

Cam

Announcements

Kathy Nickel
Man Environment
4A
1 don’t know too much
about it, but I guess I
had
better
find
out
soon.

Dave Trenholm
Systems
Design
Eng.
4A
I would
like to know
what the OFS is doing
for us. What’s changed
since the last time we
voted‘?

Michelle
Boone
Computer
Science 3B
1 don’t know anything
about it.

David Tosh
Economics
3
Don’t
know the
involved.

Atull Verma
Mechanical
Engineering 1A
I’m against
it because
then
the
university
wouldn’t
be able to
participate
in the
mainstream
of Ontario
universities
in the same
way.

Kirk McKay
Psychology
1
The referendum
is a
good idea because it will
make the issues more
clear in the minds of the
people in the surrounding school area.

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OTTAWA
(CUP) -- Canada’s national student lobby group
plans to push the new Tory government for more, job creation
programs to help thousands of students whlo failed to find work
this summer.
Jean Wright, Canadian Federation of Students researcher,.
say CFS will lobby prime minister Brian Mulroney and his
newly appointed cabinet ministers in a bid to ensure adequate
funding is allocated to unemployed students.
Wright
says the Tories’ promise
of a $285 million tax
incentive scheme encouraging businesses to hire young people is
not enough. She says the problem of student une nployment
must be dealt with now because it has reachi d alarmtng
proportions.
In July, 180,000 students were still desperately searching for
work. The job market was especially grim in Newfoundland
and
B.C., where an estimated 28.7 per cent and nearly 19 per cent
respectively
were without jobs.
Although the figures dropped slightly in August, Wright says
they do not include the “hidden unemployed” --those who gave
up looking after a futile search. About 135,000 students were
unemployed last month.
Wright estimates that thousands will either abandon~the idea
of going back to school or rack up heavy debts from student
.loans and money borrowed from parents this year.
1 “Students are caught in a vicious circle. They go to school to
get a good job, but now they need a good job to go back to
school,” she says.
The Tories’ pledge of $285 million to youth is well below
Liberal and NDP promises, who offered up to $1 and $1.5
billion each. And the Conservative
scheme will likely fail, critics
w.
Wright and unemployment
activist Hugh O’Reilly said the
proposal favours large corporatons
instead of businesses, where
most students are traditionally
hired./
“Small businesses can’t afford to wait until the end of the year
for a tax rebate. Their cash flow isn’t large enough. And this
policy is hard to monitor,”
Wright says.
()‘Rei]]y,
a member of the Ottawa and District
Labour

council unemployment
committee, a group of people concerned
about Ottawa’s 35,000 unemployed, added the few jobs created
will .unlikely be sociallv useful.
“Two
hundred
and eighty-five
million sounds like an
incredible amount of money to the average person, But in
reality, it’s not that much and the program just won’t work.”
O’Reilly says the Liberal government
proposed a similar
scheme during the 1979 election campaign. The Conservative
party then argued strenuously against the idea, saying it would
not help Canada’s demoralized youth find suitable jobs.
“It’s been tried before and it didn’t work. Clearly it won’t
work again.”
The Tory government
should implement
an “energetic”
policy which would fund labour intensive but socially necessary
jobs. The Tories’ lacklustre promises, w’hich include tax credits
and wage subsidies to employers hiring young people , shows
they are not committed
to solving the youth unemployment
crisis, he says.
“Despite the hot air and the rhetoric, they don’t see helping
youth find jobs as a priority at all.”
Although students fared better as a group than youth this
summer -- the latter experiencing
a 17 per cent unemployment
rate -- both may encounter another obstacle in their job search,
Fewer government
employees may be working In Canadian
Employment
and Immigration
centres across the country.
including those geared to help students and young people find
work.
Before the Liberal government was massacred in the election.
it warned workers about cutbacks in the number of job hours.
The Liberals wanted to cut out about 1.148 “person years” -one person working
for one year ,- from employment
and
immigration
centres, and up to 2,000 people could face shorter
work terms or no job at all.
Although
Ron Freeman,
Canadian
Employment
and
Immigration
Union researcher, is uncertain if the Tories will
carry out the Liberal proposal,
he said the cut-backs
will
dcfinitcly
affect the quality and quantity
of service across
Canada.

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OTTAWA
(CU P) -- Piles of boxes, filing cabinets and forlorn
First elected to the House of Commons in 1979, then prime
potted plants clutter the hallways of Parliament Hill’s offict!
buildings as Canada’s largest ever cabinet moves in.
minister
Joe Clark appointed
the 46-vear-old
corporate
executive
position
of international
trade minister.
Wihn
Men in coveralls push huge crates back and forth. Toi*y
perspective and will
organizers frantically
rush about, yelling orders alternately in brings to the cabinet a more conservative
oversee the party’s budget.
French and English: “Move that over there! Ca va la-bas!”
These ministers have been targetted by two of Canada’s
Behind the commotion
are doors leading into cabinet
largest university
lobby groups -- the Canadian Federation 01
ministers’ offices. The doors stare blankly into the hallway, but
they will soon be adorned with 40 new brass nameplates.
Students and the Canadian Association of University Teachers.
Both groups
welcome, the appointments
with cautious
Four of these doors will open to-reveal cabinet ministers that
optimism.
may have a profound effect on students across the country this
CFS
researcher
Jean
Wright
applauds
the
MacDonald
and
year -- youth minister Andree Champagne. secretary of state
Walter McLean, employment
minister Flora Mat Donald and
McLean placements,
saying both will likely take humanist
approaches to their appointments,
but she reserves judgement
finance minister Michael Wilson.
on the unknown Champagne.
Champagne, a 45-year-old popular Quebec soap opera star,
Wright says CFS was unhappy with the two previous youth
is a newcomer to Parliament. Before sweeping into power in the
ministers, Celine Hervieux-Payette
and Jean Lepierre, because
‘riding of Ste. Hyacinthe-Bagot,
Campagne was involved in
community
cultural groups and was a driving force behind
they portrayed students as a small privileged group at odds with
other youth.
Quebec’s Union des artistes. She will be looking after Canada’s
She also criticized
Mulroney for putting left-leaning Tories
beleagured youth, half a million of which failed to find work
such as MacDonald
and McLean in social services portfolios
this summer.
while
politically
conservative
heavyweights
like Wilson were
McLean, a 48-year-old
Presbyterian minister and known for
his left-leaning politics, is outspoken on third world issues and a
given financial positions.
co-founder
of Canadian University
Services Overseas. A MP
“I’m not sure how cynical to ,be about those sorts of
appointments.”
Wright says. She says social services ministers,
for Waterloo
since 1979, he opposes ‘his party’s pro-cruise
who ususally meet lobby groups, may find their hands tied by
missile testing stance. He will be negotiating with the provinces
over federal transfer payments for education and as Mulroney
financially-oriented
minister
when they want to expand
promised, will help usher in a “new era” in federal-provincial
programs.
\
Al Sharp,
CAUT
vice-president
external,
was more
co-operation.
optimistic about Wilson’s choice as finance minister.
MacDonald
has been described as a “Red Tory”, The 58“We are hoping Michael Wilson will take a co-operative
year-old native of Nova Scotia has inched her way up the party
ranks and held many prominent
positions since her 1972 * approach to dealing with the provinces,”
Sharp says, and end
years ofacrimonious
bickering between the federal goccrnment
election, most notable the post of external affairs minister.
and the provinces. over education funding.
MacDonald,
who ran against Mulroney and Joe Clark for the
None of the ministers could be reached for comment because
party leadership in 1976, is one of the few women in the top
Tory ranks.
their offices arc not set up and they do not hacc telephones yet.

CSA abacks Peop,le’s Fran-t
throwing
our support
to
- groups such as the People’s
Front.”
The motion
passed the
council adopts the following
points:
*“the struggle against the
attacks
on the economic
rights of the workers and the
broad masses of the people;
*the struggle against the
on the economic
attacks
rights of the workers and the
broad masses of the people; I
*the
struggle
against
impkrialist
war preparations
- -

- I .

and the ,danger of imperialist
war
*the
struggle
against
racist
and fascist
racism,
groups, and the fascization 01
the state and all aspects 01
life.”
Ryan said he objects to-the
groups’
connection
to the
CPC(M-L)
and its overtly
political nature.
But student union president
John
King
said
the
organization
Is non-partisan.
“It
may
adopt
MarxistLeninist
language
like
‘imperialist* and ‘fascist’...Just

because they call each other ‘comrade’ doesn’t make them
CI’C( M-L).”
King said adopting
the
motion
reflects
council’s
desire to address
relevant
social issues.
Ryan agreed, but said the
approach
groups
take to
issues is equally important.
“Of
course
I’m against
fascism.
Of
course,
I’m
against
racism,
and
I’m
against war,” Ryan said. “But
who’s an imperialist, who’s a
fascist, what’s an imperialist
wa fj”

But the decision
has
already angered at least one
council member.
“1 do not support
this
motion,” said Jim Ryan at the
council
meeting where the
four-point
program
was
presented.
“1 disagree with

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GUELPH
(CUP) -- Guelph
University’s student union has
thrown its support behind the
Communist
Party of Canada
(Marxist-Leninist)
by
adopting the program
of its
“anti-imperialist”
vanguard
called the People’s Front.

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Models

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Remun&ation
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’
If you can dream - and not make
reason your master
If you can think - and not make
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rf all men count with you, but none
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entwined
voices,
singing in the wilderness: that’s us,
Sipping rotten wine in wooden
B.C. cabins, by a- pagoda-like
mountain, nothing can go wrong.
Never mind the 18th Century, it’s
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we couldn’t make the 17th. GEC.

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Wanted The sleeziest, tightpanted, tiger-broad Sheena of the
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naive roommate, Rudy D. Please
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floor ladies would not add up to
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Civilian Careers in
Defence Science
Department
of National Defence
Positions
available acrdss Canada

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The Department
of National Defence has an ongoing requirement
for graduates
interested in civilian careers in scientific research and development,
in social or
strategic analysis, and in operational research. National Defence presently
employs 550 defence scientists, two-thirds
of whom possess advanced degrees
with specialization
in:
Physical Sciences
Mathematics
Biological Sciences
Social Sciences
or degrees

The Ontario
Work-Study
Plan offers
part-time
positions to full-time financially
needy students. The
i‘ollowing Fall 1984 part-time positions are now available
and full-time students interested in these positions should
apply for them in the Student Awards Of‘fice. second
floor, Needles Hall:
Alumni Canvassers,
Environmental
Studies: Skill in
communicating
on the telephone
and accuracy
in
recording information.
Liaison telephone canvassing.
Archives Clerk, Archives: Student must have libraq
experience,
must be an accurate typist. Rate of‘ pal’:
$6.001 hr.
Bibliographic
Searching Assistant, Arts Reference and
Collections
Dept.: Previous library experience an asset.
Rate of pay: $5.72, hr.
Conference
Helpers, Geography:
To assist with the
registration, audio-visual
equipment and public relations
for conf‘erences. Good communication
skills required.
Correspondence
Course Marker,
Dept. of French:
student.
Verb’ good
Third
or l‘ourth l’ear French
knowledge of written and oral French and grammar.
Rate of pay: $6.251 hr.
Environmental
Studies Graphics Lab Demonstrator:
To assist students, l‘aculty and-sta!‘!‘ in the use ol‘graphic
material. Maintain and monitor operation of lab.
Research Assistant, Federation of Students: Student
must be a member of the above. Experience in Social
Science Research and awareness 01‘ feminist issues. Rate
of pay: $4.00 to $6.00, hr depending on experience.
Slide Library
Assistant,
Fine Arts: Must have a
thorough background
and knowledge 01‘ Fine Art, with a
specialty in Art History and a familiarit)
with Larious
media. Rate of pay: $4.00, hr.
Student Assistant, Anthropology,:
Third or l‘ourth b’ear
anthropology
major or honours student. Proctoring tests
and examinations.
Student Assistant, Chemistqz:/: Third or fourth year
detailed
Chemistry
student. Testing and deceloping
write-ups
of’ instructions
l‘or new undergraduate
lab
experiments.
Rate: of‘ pa)‘: $6.00, hr.
Student Assistant,
Chemistry:
Third or fourth year
Chemistry,
co-op Chemistry
or Bio; Chemistry student.
Overseeing
of the instrumental
lab C2-262
f‘or
spectroscopic
measurements.
demonstrating
lab
equipment.
Assistant,
Mechanical
Engineering:
7‘UO
-S&dent
positions available. Engineering students only. Monitor
in undergraduate
microcomputer
and computer graphics
terminal rooms.
Student
Assistant,
Philosophy:
Background
in
Philosophy necessary and knowledge 01‘ use of U nil ersit)
computer f‘acilities l‘or word processing.
Student
Darkroom
Supervisor,
I-acuity
0 1‘
Environmental
Studies: Firm knowledge of‘ black and
ujhite photographic
process.
Must be congenial and
reliable. Rate o!‘ pay: $4.00, hr.
Student Information
Officer, School of Architt’cturc:
Ability to communicate
u,ith a broad range of people.
possc5s
writing and graphic skills.
Student
Planner
and
Programmer,
Dept.
of
Chemistry:
Third or fourth honours chemistry
student.
Planning
and programming
computer
packages
for
Chemistry student; to USC‘in their undergraduate courses.
Rate 01‘ pay: $6.00, hr.
Studio Student Monitors,
I-ine’ Arts: Design abi,!it)
and maturity to help any first year level student with
aesthetic problems that arise. Rate of pay: $4.001 hr.
Teaching
Assistant,
Man-Entironment
with
competence to run tutorial sessions in M-En\ 100, 101.
Workshop
Writer,
Federation
of Students: Student
must be a member of aboLe. Awareness of l‘eminist issues
and expeiience
with cithcr theatre or role-plaq,ing
therapy are assets.

Math execs
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Society

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President

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Vice President

Anne

Kristensen

Treasurer

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Lida Cepuch”

Internal

Tim Hill*

Social Director

Chris Jones*

Publicity

Blake Nancarrow”

*Pending

September

28, 1984.

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External

Friday,

Director
ratification.

We look ‘forward

to working

with you this term.

At1 ar~on~*tnous student

corner of’the photo.
the Feds last Mondaj3 M*ith the sign in the 10~ *L’Tright-hand
Imprint photo by Anna Marie Hubbard

lampooned

WPIRG & rogress
to help solve its own problems.
-1he ideal project is a small, local efl’ort. Its goal is for greatet
self-reliance and decreasing dependence on outside goods and
services that could easily be provided locally.
Coml‘ort Clothing in Kingston is an example of‘ a C.E.D.
project from David Pell and Susan Wismer’s book, Community
Profit.
HoueLer, there are yucstions yet to be answered regaiding
technolog>.‘s role in community
decelopment.
Certainly
we
cannot return to the era before mechanisation
-- nor would we
u’ant to. Yet, one has to ask. how much technology
should
community-based
projects
embrace? Can C. E.D. projects
render technology, more humane? At what point does small and
controlled become too large and unmanageable? What are the
economic.
political.
en\ ironmental
priorities
01‘ the
community ? How self-reliant
can a community
feasibly
become?
A conference planned for March 1985 will bolster discussion
of such themes t‘or our own community.
WPlRG is still seeking
the participation
01‘ individuals
and groups interested
in
planning the conference.
Specific tasks such as promotions.
fund-raising.
contacting speakers, will soon need to be done.
I!‘ interested. visit the N’PIRG ot‘fice in the Campus Centre,
room 217. bctbeun !O:OO a.m. and 2:OOp.m. on ueekdaqs. For
more information.
call Marcel Oucllettc or Doug MacKinlaj,at
t(84-9020.

by Anna Lehn
Special to Imprint
Progress. I his is the term we use to distinguish our world
from that 01’ past generations.
To most people, progress means huge gleaming office towers
encasing thousands of workers where small family businesses
once stood; or expansive impersonal supermarkets
replacing
the local general store.
means, it canI generalI>, be associated
W hate1 er “progress”
with some of the trouble we are now facing. The Industrial
Revolution
and its resulting technology
has introduced
the
world to an increasingly
alienating workplace.
People hake
little control over the goods and services they produce, and a
sense of pride in one’s work has all but disappeared.
As business firms and factories
grow larger, corporate
owners seem less willing to accept responsibility
for the damage
created -- pollution, acid rain, diminishing resources, industrial
illnesses.
Some local groups are recogni/.ing the need for a return to a
smaller.
more controllable.
more responsible
workplace.
Community
economic development (C.E.D.) projects could be
one answer to sol\ing some social and economic problems.
C.E.D. projects are a number of things. They are not merely
job creation schemes, or community
profit-making
endeavours.
Rather.
they are a
or just
social, cultural
programs.
combination
of all three. The idea is to organise the community

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and the department
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smoking cessation program,
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~111 run
I‘hursdays.
12:OO I :00 p.m.,
October 4 through November
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and fee
inl‘ormation
is abailable
through the CH I’ office or by
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is October 2nd.

for one and all
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of
Waterloo.
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Kick
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operating
successfully
both
on and 01‘1’campus for four
years, is fully endorsed by the
Waterloo
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Inter-

Agenq Council on Smoking
and Health.
Interested
individuals
should contact the Campus
Health Promotion
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Susan Musgrave -- poet-in-residence
at U of W, and no small
talent herself when it comes to such things -- describes him as
one of the finest poets writing in Canada today, if not the finest;
Dennis Lee, of Saturday Night magazine, goesa bit further and
calls him “one of the best poets in the English-speaking
world”.
His name is Al Purdy, and this past Monday, Sept. 24th) in
C.L. Siegfried Hall, he gave a reading of selected old and new
poems to a gathering of about ninety attentive listeners -- the
first in a series of guest talks, performances,
and readings
sponsored
(as usual) by the Canada Council, and set up in
conjunction
by the English Society and St. Jerome’s College.
It would, of course, be quite easy for me to tell you that Al
Purdy is somewhere
in his mid-sixties,
about 6’3”) has been
writing since he was thirteen, and that at this particular reading
(as I am given to understand,
is not uncommon)
he was mildly
intoxicated;
this would, however, not tell you anything more
than what is perfunctory
about the man, and nothing at ail
about his poetry -- which is, after ail, the point.

Al Purdy

reading from

his works at St. Jerome’s.
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Perhaps the best introduction
to the man and his poetry was
given by Susan Musgrave
preparatory
to his reading -- she
described
a similar reading that had taken place in the
Maritimes,
and how during the long, boring, pedantically
academic introduction
given him, he proceeded to begin to
remove his clothing, and did not stop until the introduction
did - leaving him sans everything
but pants.
Whether
this tale has been embroidered
or not is hardly
important -- the fact it, it does a wonderful job of summing up
what I gather is Mr. Purdy’s attitude towards his poetry at least,
and perhaps poetry in general. Another
example was his

answer to a question about “feeling poetic” -- “I don’t feel
particularly
poetic,” he said, “I just write the stuff”.
Needless to say, Al Purdy’s poetry is hardly the sort of “ivory
tower” stuff many first-time poetry readers (and even some
long-time ones) dismiss as irrelevant; Mr. Purdy’s poetry grabs
life in a half- ne 1son, yet at the same time holds it gently for fear
of damaging it -- with a mixture of humour and sadness, and the
precise balance of personal and un i versa1 feeling advised by Mr.
Eliot.
Mr. Purdy’s poems abound in images and situations that
command the reader’s attention in no uncertain terms -- piling
sacks of dried blood fertilizer on Granviile Island (from which
comes the title of his 24th collection of peoms, Piling Book;
sitting on a man’s chest and reciting a poem to a crowd in “ At
The Quinte Hotel”; shaking Che Guevara’s hand at a Castro
speech in Revolutionary
Square in 1964, and describing him as
a man who “looked like a gas station attendant”; a deceptively
absurd poem about blue boobies on the Galapagos
Islands (a
poem which, incidentally, was read in the House of Cotnmons
by a Conservative
MP as an example of the sort of garbage
Canada Council was sponsoring);
and a poem about serving in
the Armed Forces (which continually
demoted Mr. Purdy)
characterizing
war as “too close to tears for tragedy; too far
from the banana peel for laughter”.
These and other similar images and ideas (Huskies up on
Baffin Island gathering in packs to steal Mr. Purdy’s excrement
while he is in the act of producing it) ail contribute
to making
Mr. Purdy’s poetry arnong the most amusing, touching, and
thought-provoking
-- not to mention compellingly real -- it has
been my good fortune to read and hear. I urge you to do
likewise, be you a poetry fan or not.

Herman and ’
Unger still strong
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An absolutely
repulsive looking individual slouches in an
easy chair with his back to the window, beer can clutched in
hand -- obscuring
a good three-quarters
of the window is the
head of a fly, and the caption underneath
reads: “What the
hell’s the matter with that goofy cat?” Another example shows
the same repulsive character
holding four babies in his arms
and exiaiming: “That’s the last time I use that hospital!”
The disgusting slob in both these situations is Herman, and
the distinctively
twisted brand of humour is the work of Jim
Urger -- exfinance company manager, ex-London
bobby, exgraphic designer, and now full-time cartoonist;
a man who
began his career doing editorial cartoons
for a community
newspaper
when there was no one else who would do it.
After winning the Ontario Weekly Newspaper
Association
Award for three years in a row, Mr. Urger sent off some
sketches
to Universal Press Syndicate, and a few weeks later
received a ten-year contract.
Now, after winning the Reuben Award in 1982 for “Best
Syndicated Panel Cartoonist”,
having been syndicated in over
400 newspapers
in twenty-one
countries, and moving to a villa
in the Bahamas,
Mr. Unger has brought
out his Fourth
Treasury
of Herman --- continuing
the adventures
(or misadventures)
of the cartoon world’s most lovable slob.
Last September 25, between 3:30 and 4:30, Mr. Urger was at
the university
bookstore
autographing
copies of his Fourth
Treasury,
and it was a testament
to Herman’s
enduring
popularity that there were at least three aisles filled with people
waiting for a signature; when this reporter left, at 4:15 p.m.
there were still two aisles of expectant fans -among them a
uniformed police officer and a woman who had to have been
pushing eighty.
Herman’s appeal is a difficult thing to pin down, as is most

Jim Urger, father of the “repulsive” Herman,
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humour, but it seems clear that it is Mr. Unger’s handling of
apparently
normal situations
in the most bizarre fashion
possible that endears him to such a wide range of readers -- as
well as the opportunity
to laugh at ail the revoltingly fascinating
people we each have encountered,
ail rolled into one.
From the signs of it, Herman will be with us for a little while
yet.

ut show

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The Blyth Festival production
of Country
Hearts at the Humanities
theatre last week
seriously undermined
this reviewer’s faith in
Canadian drama.
The set was indisputably
the grandest
achievement
of the play. From the jar of
pickled eggs on the bar, to the pillow which
looked rather like a beer belly above the
proprietor’s
belt, the set perfectly
evoked
those cataracts
of the Canadian hospitality
scene, the small town hotel bar.

The most poignant conflict in the play grew
between the verisimilitude
of the set and the
mockery
of the plot.
Various
love entanglements
and the
owner’s desire to “fix this place up” are not, as
the playwright apparently thinks, particulary
engrossing themes.
So, a touch of political comment; a sub-plot
involving a married, ascot-sporting
senator
and his frustrated
involvement
with a
beautiful blonde was introduced.
The eventual “variety”
of character
and
their various relationships
were then left to

ferment
in the barroom
scene for the
remainder of the play.
The comedy/musical
genre allows a certain
licence.
The incongruity
of an English
gentleman in a hotel bar clad in ascot and
dressing gown seemed to eclipse whatever
humour there may have been in his need for a
toilet bowl plunger.
The performances,
in the main, were
exaggerated
and false. Exceptions
were
Robert King’s portrayal of “Suag” a trucker
returning from the west and Ross Skene as
“Zip”,
a quiet and sagacious
fiddler.

On the burlesque
side, Ron Gabriel as
“Boomer”
monopolized
the laughter by, for
example, dancing with the beautiful girl with
his snowmobile
suit around his ankles.
Eat h of the performers
sang or played -- in a
fashion
generally
more
notable
for its
enthusiasm than for any exceptional skill -- in
several of the songs written by John Roby, coauthor of the play.
For those who missed Country
Hearts,
the draught at any one of a long list of local
pubs may be recommended
as a far more
rewarding way to spend the price of a ticket.

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by Wayne Morris
Over the last week, Toronto has seen a flurry of new music
activity by hosting the World Music Days festival.
Organized
by the International
Society for Contemporary
Music (ISCM), it is considered to be the most important annual
new music event in the world. This is the first time Canada has
played host to this festival and only the second time it has been
in North America since its inception in 1923.
As well as a large program offered by ISCM (45 works)
several other organizations
were busy with their own new
I
music productions.
Last Friday, New Music Concerts
presented
the world
premiere of Vinko Globokar’s
“Laboratorium”,
a four hour
study into the relationship of musician and instrument.
The
concert was divided in half by a 90 minute intermission and we
got to the concert as the second half was about to start. I’11just
highlight some of this piece composed for 10 musicians and a
co-ordinator
to illustrate
the lengths Globokar
goes to to
investigate his therne.
The musicians had to respond to a number of given research
themes such as ‘music arising from physical gesture’ and ‘the
effect of the presence (or absence) of external stimuli on the
musician’s inventiveness’.
One musician played the harp while another his various parts
of the instrument
with mallets, pulled wire through the strings,
and played the foot pedals with his hands while lying down all
while the harpist continued to play. A reed player sucked on a
clarinet while touching the end to kettle drum skins. He
alternated between one drum with many coins on the head to
another of which he played the pitch foot pedal, producing
some very unusual sounds.
For one theme each of the players lowered their instruments
into buckets of water while playing them. Another theme had a
percussionist
blindfolded with kleenex stuffed in his ears, being
wheeled around the stage in a chair and having excerpts of a
French-English
dictionary
read to him all while trying to
maintain a constant rhythm on his drum.
The concert ended with the musicians wrapping everything
(including the conductor)
in red crepe and toilet paper then
leaving the stage in shambles. It was wonderful.
On Saturday night I made my was back to Harbourfront
to
see “Chroma”,
a music-theatre
piece. This work attempted to
balance three distinct media forms: the music of Bentley
Jarvis, who, by the way, is a former U of W graduate, two
dancers choreographed
by Sallie Lyons and the superb lighting
of Robert Muldar, who refers to his work as light sculpture.

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The lighting was bold and colourful,
often changing and
always
entertaining.
Recurrent
images of steel-girdered
skeletons of buildings were balanced by rich sounds of crashing
metal and the mechanical
movements
of expression
in
movement,
sound and light and the combination
was highly
successful.
The Ontario Science Centre had also considered their Live
Electronic Music Festival with World Music Days. We caught
the tail end of this event on Sunday afternoon. These pieces,
however, apart from a work by Jean Piche, were not up to the
calibre of the previous two night’s performances.
Sunday night saw us return to the Harbourfront
for the CBC
National
Radio Competition
for Young Composers.
This
competition
is open to composers
under 30 years old for three
categories:
1. Compositions
for electronic
music,
2.
Compositions
for up to 12 performers,
and 3. Compositions
for
solo performers.
According
to the program, the concert was due to start at
8:00 p.m.; however, the CBC decided to being at 7:00 p.m. so
we arrived as they were starting the performances
for category
2. This was disappointing
as I was looking forward to hearing
the electronic pieces.
The rest of the show ias marked
with remarkable
performances,
probably some of the highest calibre work of
Gordon
Monahan
called “Piano
Mechanics”,
where he
attempted
to coax sounds out of the piano not usually
associated with that instrument.
Altogether a fine showing of
new music by young Canadian composers.
However, there was one thing that bothered me, apart from
the starting time mix up.
The CBC had stated that “$26,000 in prizes were to be
awarded at the end of the concert”.
The prize scheme awarded $3,000 to second place and
$4,000 for first in each category. An additional $5,000 could be
won if one composition
was voted unanimously
by the five
judges as overall best work. No one won the grand prize, and in
addition the judges decided not to award a first prize in
Category 1. Therefore,
CBC saved $9,000 which could have
been much better spent on the artists that had worked so hard
to present their work.
Apart from these blemishes on an otherwise sparkling new
music program, the World Music Days festival was a giant
success.

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Villains--stir
Any pessimist who attended
the previous
week’s Messenjah concert would perhaps have
thought “with such a paltry turnout for the first
pub of the term, why bother going to lthe
Villains next week?”
A crowd of over four hundred people, half of
whom paid at the door, proved the pessimists
wrong,
and bopped
the eve away last
September
ZOth, upstairs
at the Waterloo
Motor Inn.
Right from the first note, the dance floor was
a cauldron of sweaty souls, swaying to and fro,
or perhaps doing some sort of jackhammer
impersonation,
or more often than not doing
the unmistakeable
new wave shuffle.
Crowd pleasing seemed to be the main
point of the Villians second set. “Tequila”,
belted out in true Herb Alpert style, highlighted
the best set of the two where commercialism
was forgotten
as older tunes and covers
took the forefront.
The new sound most recent album, the loss
of Count Steve, and the sweeping waves of
conservatism
have not made the Villains forget
their older fans, of which the audience was
mostly made up.
It was perhaps
an evening
of historical
significance, _- since, with the ever imminent
opening of Federation Hall, this could mark one
of the last times we get to enjoy upstairs at the
Motor
Inn
for
such
an event.
This
sentimentality
was lost in an audience where
most people seemed content to sip on their
Blues or Blue Lights and wallow in the beat.
the Villains
were not a
In retrospect,
particularly
thought-provoking
band,
their
purpose does not seem to give their audience
the shivers; they certainly don’t torment the

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audience
with questions
of existence or selfworth. But, if you’ve had a bad day, things are
getting you down, there is no better remedy
than heading off to a Villains show, tossing back
a few ales, and forgetting for a few hours.
The show provided a good warm up pub for
the big event (so far) this term, tomorrow
night’s sold out Psychedelic
Furs show. The
Furs show sould prove to be more of a
medicine show than a Villains rave-up.

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Friday,

September

2&1984.,

WLU to host GG writers
Two Canadians,
writer and a poet,
the 1983 Governor
Awards in fiction
in late September
at Wilfrid Laurier
Oct. 3.

a fiction
will receive
General’s
and poetry
and will be
University,

They will speak that day at
p.m. in the Turret

3:30

Lounge of the student union
building, sponsored
by the
WLU Bookstore as the first in
a new series of Meet The
Author sessions.
The two are Leon Rooke of
Victoria, B.C., for his bravura
performance
in Shakespeare’s
Dog,
a rollicking
pseudo-Elizabethan
tale

about the early days of the
playwright;
and
David
Donnell of Toronto,
win ler
for his Settlements.
The winners
will discuss
their works
at the Laurier
meeting, which is free and
open
to
the
public.
Refreshments
will be served.

The human race’s endless pursuitaf
true love is the driving
force for much of a-person’s activities and is 3 theme utterly
embedded in the heart of this six song mini LP from Joy Rider.
I have to confess -- if I want to be honest about my first
impressions of this album -- that I laughed upon first sight of the
.album cover and title. “Phoney? How could you be tired of
phoney dressed’like that ?“, I inwardly queried the photo on the
album.‘
A few moments passed and I realized what kind of trap into
which I had fallen. How could I have been so foolish to write off
a person so quickly just because of his or her appearance?
Consciously
or not, Joy Rider had succeeded In showing me
who the real phoney probably was.
The album, then, is the vocalist’s search for a relationship
built on trust, honesty and “true love”. Five out of the six songs

by Claudia Cacciotti
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- Shake Appeal
The Reds
EPIC

, .In the midst of the “New British-Invasion”,
The Reds exist as
a band prepared to expand on its American roots.
Plenty of lip-service
is being paid to groups such as the
Violent Femmes br R.E.M. as the purveyors
of the new found
American
rock music tradition.
But The Reds have been
working at their trade since the late ‘70’s. They have 2 singles, 3
LP’s and an EP on their discography.
The EP, on A&M,
-featured a classic rendition of the Door’s “Break On Through”
The band
appeared
on
the
scene
from
Philadelphia
at a time
.
..
_ _
when the public and the press were ignoring American’bands

by t he

on the album continually drill this concept in one ear and
_
out of the other.
But this is not the only thing that is repetitive. In almosr every
song a synthesizer/dru&
machine combination
initially sets ip
and-steadily
prevails through,out the t%ne to the bitter end..
Scratchy turntable etchings and machine gun percussion
in
“Love is Rough” almost make Rider the music scene’s latest,
Herbie Hancock protege. It is a good rap song, however, as the
quirky vpcals cut and stab with remarks about what we do I‘in
the &me of love”.
“Push and Shove” contains a great new dance concept:
- “When there is no love, All the people do the ‘push and shove!’
(Do I detect a note of.pessimism?).
Both it and “Mr. Romeo”
are tunes that have a bit of that “music to get into” potential.
The vocals are almost desperate at times..
“Insomnia
in Zambia” is a slightly different song than the
others.
The African
influence
is dominant
but the dull
repetitiveness
is still there. Maybe, just maybe, J.R. has jumped
on the.“African
influence” band wagon a bit too quickly.
Personally,
I think,. the album does not contain enough
intriguing music to warrant purchase. However, you may want
to check it out for yourself if you are at all into her lyrical frame
of mind; after all, you -may be tired of phoney too! (I know I am.)

germinating
from the same angry seeds as their British
cour$erparts.
But as so many
of these bands
have 9
metamorphosed
into something
else, possibly*
something
more accessible, The Reds have remained uncompromising.
Subsequently,
they have been bounced around the “Record
Label Circuit” and are now recording for the small independent
Stoney Plain label out of Edmonton and are being distributed
by WEA, their third major in five years.
But-swhat about the music? Shake Appeal, their second EP, is .
a tense, powerful
recording
permeated
with mystery
and
mood. The rhythm
section is tight and unrelenting,.
the
keyboards slash and the vocals seem to be sung three beers too ’
late.’
No post&-ing or.posing, no pretense but strong, angry pob ’
music, enough to catch the attention of Public Image dnd The
Psychedelic
Furs, for whom The Reds opened up for on their
respective
North American
tours. The Reds are coming
indeed.
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The Husker
Du’and FU’s’
has been cancelled
due to
poor advanced
ticket sales.
.Eviction Party at the Burning
Rings hangout Friday Sept.
28, two streets straisht north
of where the Urinating Point
once was.
Hardcore
CMlones have split
up, as was always the plan.
Joe Average
is back with
Dead End and Chris is off tc>
the U.S.
T_he rest of Dead End i!
back in TO and practicing fo
a live show soon:mews on tha
laster. Word is that Paul an<
Andy, formerly of APB, have

joined
Creative
Zero.
Living Proof have reformed.
Old singer Bill is gone, but Al
now sings and plays guitar.
Steve from Y Lions is second
guitarist.
Debbie Pigeon to form new
band No Edit. (crushed by
the wheels of jounalism --Arts
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four Canadian cities this fall,
searching
for young singers
with
operatic
potential.
Auditions
will be held in
Vancouver.
October
3 I;
Calgary, November
1 and 2;
Montreal,
November
3; and
Tororito,
November 5, 6 and
7.
The COC Ensemble is the
Company’s
Toronto-based
resident artist corps, founded
in July
1980 through
a
continuing
grant
from
Imperial
Oil
Limited.
Between
nine and twelve
all five
singers, representing
voice categories
-- soprano,
mezzo
soprano,
tenor,
baritone and bass -- will be
contracted for the period July
1, 1985 to June 29, 1986.
As members of the COC
the only yearEnsemble,
round
operatic
troupe
in
Canada,
these
promising
young artists will participate
in a comprehensive
program
of opera performance,
Participation
in the
auditions is open to Canadian
citizens
and landed immigrants.
The
deadline
for
applications
is October
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Now available on import are two new ’60s soul music
compilations from the wonderful Kent label. Club Soul
is a collection of 16 soul movers and groovers by The
Shirelles, Candy and the Kisses, Lee Charles, and
others. On the Upbeat documents
the Chicago soul
scene of the early and mid-sixties
featuring
Jackie
Wilson’s
“I’ve Lost You” and “What
Goes Up” b>
Tyrone Davis.
The Style Council
will shortly release their new single
“Shout To The Top”, “Ghosts
of Dachau”.
The 12”
version also includes an instrumental
rendition oi the A
side as well as an extra track “The Piccadilly
Trial”.
There’s something new from the Sister of Mercy:
“Walk Away”/“Poison
Door” and “On The Wire”. Their
four-song
EP Body
and
Soul
is now available
domestically.
Polygram Canada, in their infinite wisdom will release
Billy Bragg’s
first full length album Brewing
Up With
Billy
Bragg
sometime
in October.
If sales go as
expected, they plan to follow it up with his first EY in mid
1985....marketing
wizardry!
Next week holds the release of the new Culture
Club
single “The-War
Song”. The Boy has been staying up late
learning French, German, Spanish and Japanese, and
has recorded the single in these languages for release in
the appropriate
countries.
Culture
Club’s new album
Waking
Up With
The House
On Fire is set to be
issued later this autumn.
With “Master and Servants” currently
providing the
boss action on the swingin’ dance floors Depeche
Mode
release their fourth album Some Great Reward
next
week. It should be out domestically
in October.
Last, but surely not least, WEA Canada plans to
release a compilation of The Smiths’ best British single
A and B sides along with live BBC performances.
Hatful
of Hollow
contains SIXTEEN songs and will hit the
racks in October.

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DON’T
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it
Nhen you go to the Turret
3nd the idiot DJ has never
-ieard of anything that’s not
3n the Top 40? i.e. - A
:ypical conversation
with the
1J;
‘Do you have anything by
Shriekback?”
‘Shriekback. ..hmmm...Yeah,
sure, what would you like to
lear.”
“My Spine is the Bassline”’
‘Sorry,
all we have is ‘All
-ined Up”’
‘Would you play ‘All Lined
Jp’ then?”

“Who’s it by?” (This actually
happened.)
DON’T ‘iOU HATE going
to Ruby’s to meet girls and
then find out that all the
women on the make there
have cuspicious looking cold
sores and probably lost their
virginity before you were even
born?
DON’T
YOU
HATE
hearing twelve consecutive
hyper-extended,
megamonster,
dance-scratch
mixes and watching a bunch
of guys in dacron track suits
spin around on their heads all
night?
DON’ml‘ YOU HA.1 t seeing

that everyone in the club is
wearing yacht slippers and
with upturned
golf shirts
collar-‘?
DON’T
YOU
HATE
it
when
they finally do get
around to playing something
decent and then cut it off in
the middle to play IJan Hnlen?
DON’T
YOU
HAIL
morons
who wear flashing
bow-ties
and huge
foam
mutations
of Eugene
Whelan’s green hat and think
that they’re being quite the
fashionable trend-setters?
DON’T
YOU
HATE
having to wait for Fed Hall to
open?

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FISHING,
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kinds
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Jarious
3u t t ressinq necessary for self survival
in contemporary
society.
Weller’s’
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groups of sixties Moonchildren, stuck in 1974, present the
culmination
of the Kerouac
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ground, he compassionately
both
human
exposes
weaknesses
and the pain of
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Directed
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30 to November
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In the ads for the latest Charles Bronsor,
film, The Evil That Men Do, the public i:
warned
that the picture
contains
brutal
violence.
Well, it does, but anyone
who goes
expecting
a gratuitous
gore-fest
may be
disappointed.
While there is a degree of
blood-letting,
little of it is needless.
This is an emotional movie and there is a
message behind it. When the villains die, the
audience knows their deaths were deserved.
Clement Moorlock
(Joseph Maher) is a
doctor who specializes in torture techniques.
And, as his crimes are revealed to the
audience, we come to realize that this man
is the worst type of pond scum.
In any case, he makes the mistake of
torturing
and murdering
a writer whn has
spoken out against him. This writer is an
acquaintance
of Holland (Charles Bronson),
a retired killer-for-hire.
When Holland is asked to kill The Doctor,
he balks; he has a peaceful iife and has no wish
to work again. He takes the job, however,
after watching
a great many video taped

Volcano

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In Under
the Volcano,
director
John
.Huston has undertaken
a grand venture that
just does not come off, no matter how
attractive
the cinematography,
how
renowned
the actors, or how accomplished
the novel from which the film is drawn.
The movie is virutaliy the property of Albert
Finney, cast as the alcoholic ex-British consul
to Mexico, Geoffrey Firmin. His character is
blustering,
arrogant,
unforgiving,
and yet
insightful at times. He has, in the-absence
of
his wife, seemingly brought himself to this
position (prone) as an affirmation
of all this
former diplomat has left -- the gift
- of gab.
His wife Y vonne
(Jacqueline
Bisset)
eventually returns, but it is not enough to save
Geoff, or the film for that matter. The only
thing weaker in this film than Geoff’s vows to
reform his ways is the presence of the two
supporting
actors.
A hint of renewed
sexual intrigue
is
provided
when
Firmin’s
half-brother

(Anthony
Andrews),
Y vonne’s
former
partner
in adultery,
saunters
in from a
journalistic
adventure.
But it never
transpires;
the rest of the film is made up of
Intermittent
dialogue
(between
appalling
bouts of drinking) and confused action.
The only other significant plot element, a
bit of nast’ lness implicating
Nazis in local
affairs, is never convincingly
carried out.
Adding to the film’s confusion is the use of
dialogue-You
need to know two languages to
understand
what’s going on: Spanish and
soused. These are both so integral here that,
if you’re weak in one or the other, you begin to
feel that the other is overtaking you. Perhaps
Huston has been living in Mexico (and on
mescal) so long that this film was inevitable.
When Geoffrey is roughed up, then brutally
killed by the local strong arms of the law, it is
no tragedy. We are struck by the feeling that
we never learned to care for the character in
the first place.
In translating
Under the Volcano to the
screen, Huston has aimed over the rainbow,
and missed the pot of gold.
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testimonies
of Moorlock’s
victims. Holland
takes the cover of an American tourist.
As was mentioned
before,
this is ar
emotional movie and this is where it’s appeal
lies.
There is a genuine hatred built up for
Moorlock.
Indeed, most folks in the movie
house probably
wanted to see him die a
bloody death. And while his death was not as
bloody as it could have been, it was certainly
appropriate.
To be certain, the miners who kill The
Doctor have more right to do so than Holland
does. And! this is why the movie is good. It
deals with justice
and carries
the basic
message that a victim has the right to punish
the person who victimized them.
The only real problem with the movie is
Bronson himself. At the ripe age of 63, its
obvious that he still hasn’t retired from the
Cardboard
Actors Guild. One of the great
monotone-voiced
perfomers
of all time, he
also seems to lack the ability to crack
anything but the most wan of grins.
Nonetheless,
Bronson’s
plywood
performance
detracts only a slight bit from a
movie whose prime attraction
is, in fact, its
emotional impact.

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33 Erb St. W., Waterloo

for
, first

Soccer tea
by Kevin Phillips Bong
The Warrior’s soccer team turned in a strong performance on
September 22nd. They rolled over the Guelph Gryphons,
at
Columbia Field.
The Warriors
exploded for five unanswered
goals in the
second half, after a relatively slow first, to notch their fifth point
out of a possible six so far this season.
The Warriors
got in trouble mid-way through the first half
when some poor tackling led to a Guelph 1-O lead, but they tied
the score on a blinding free kick just outside the Guelph penalty
area.
Veteran Liam McFarlane drove the ball into the corner of the
net with a shot that the Guelph goalkeeper never saw. Another
Warrior
defensive lapse allowed Guelph to pull ahead 2-1
before the end of the half.
The second half was essentially all Waterloo.
Shortly into the half, veteran Peter Gardiner took a ball on
his chest from Bobby Boetcher, and fired a shot off the Guelph
keeper from the edge of the box. Last year’s MVP, Mark
Forster, who has been playing very good soccer of late, fired
home the rebound to draw Waterloo Even.
Rookie Corey Williams scored the game’s winning goal to
cap off a pretty offensive attack that originated at centre.
Williams headed home a cross from Boetcher after Gardiner
sent Boetcher down the wing with a penetrating pass.
Insurance goals were added by Larry Quarashie, Gardiner,
and a second from Williams. Quarashie’s goal was the result of a
superb header from a corner kick taken by McFarlane.
Coach John Vincent said that he is “happy with the way
things are going” and that he is “having a hard job deciding who
to dress for each game” as he is presently carrying 20 players.
Vincent is pleased with the way that all the Warriors
are
playing.
The game featured some very entertaining soccer, and was
fairly well attended. Something which has been missing for the
soccer Warriors
for quite a while now has been fan support.
The Warriors
are currently locked in a three way tie for first
place with Western and McMaster in the OUAA West Division.
The Warriors
have not been ranked in the top ten of 16 last
CIAU despite their unbeaten record.
Notes: Soccerer
Bobby Boetcher
has been named the
Waterloo Athlete of the Week...Particularly
impressive in the
Guelph game were former Canadian All-Star Tommy Abbott
and rookie Larry Quarashie... Coach John Vincent said that he
had nothing bad (nor good) to say about the football Warriors.
*

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oy rorlc aeJense
by Mike Upmalis
Imprint
staff
Waterloo’s
football
Warriors
saw total disintegration
of their offensive
team in their 32-l loss to the York
*Yeoman last September
15.
‘The only bright spot for Waterloo’s
coaching staff was
Waterloo’s
defense. The defense held York to a total
offense of I 19 yards.
Three of York’s four touchdowns
were scored by the
defense, one on an 84 yard interception
and two on punt
returns. The York defense probably
had greater yardage
on that day than their offense.
saw sharp
improvement
in rushings
with Waterloo
gaining over 100 yards for the first time this season.
over 100 yards for the first time this season.
Qn the other hand, Waterloo
passed for a net of 4 yards
in the first half and a total of 26 yards on the day.
Waterloo
starting
QB, Drew Zehr, was 4/20 on the
day. Backup
QB Tony lantorno
went empty on all 6
passes in his first season game.
Waterloo
had been implementing
an offense based on
the pass but has returned
to put a stronger
emphasis
on
the rushing attack. The balanced attack is still a goal that
needs a lot more work.
The “suitable adjective”
Warriors
band made their first
season appearance
and added a lot of colour
to a
disppointing
game for the Warrior’s
fans.
The “suitable
adjective”
Warrior
band will be on hand
for tonight’s
homecoming
game against the nationally
number two ranked Mixmaster
Marauders.
This toughest
game of Waterloo’s
current
season
should be a good display of football, at least half the time.
Waterloo’s
offensive and defensive players oft he game
were Dave Boston and Sean Strickland.

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lvlustan.gs stun W arnors
by Sandy Townsend
Imprint Staff
Despite the sunny weather, the U W rugby team appeared to
be in a fog when it took to the field to do battle with the visiting
Western Mustangs. The Warriors
were never able to warm up
to the task and the Mustangs handed them,a resounding defeat.
The score was 26-7 in favour of the wrong team.

The youthful exuberance
Laurier turned into youthful

which led to Waterloo’s defeat of
inexperience against a very strong

Mustang squad. The Warriors
were constantly under pressure
Western defence.
The Mustangs took an early
a penalty attempt. The Warriors
Rene Fleming dove over in the
the game.

found the going very tough and
from an aggressive, ball hungry
3-O lead when their kicker slotted
came back strongly and wingel*
corner to score the prettiest try in

From a line-out near the Western goal line, scrumhalf Dan
lngoldsby
darted through an almost invisible gap bdt w/as
stopped short of the line. He fed the ball to Cilen Harper
who in
turn gave it to Peter Kier. From there, the ball went to Jamie
Puskas, to Blair Clemes, and finally ended up in the hands of
Rene who crashed over the line to score the try.
Rent was hurt while scoring

and was eventually

replaced by

Ian Hart.

Western scored a try which bloke the Warriors’ back at the
very end of thk first half. The Western fullback scored after a
long run down the far sideline. His fine run was aided by a lazy
Warrior defence and shoddy tackling: That left the score 7-4 fo1
Western at the half.
In the second half the Mustangs stampeded the rapidly tiring
Warriors
and outscored them 19-3. Western scored two tries
early in the half and after that it was time tp turn out the light!:

because the party was over;.

Kicker Paul Toon added a late penalty to salvage some of the
lost Warrior
pride. The final score: West&n 26, Waterloo 7.

The Trojans also lost to Western. This time,the score.was 13-4.
Forward Tony Kay was’ the -Trojan’s only bright light in what :
was otherwlse a dismal performance
by the whole squad. Kay
scored the only Trojans’s points when he bullied his way into the
Western endlone to score a well-deserved
try.
A change in the schedule has moved the Saturday, October
6th game Bt Gue!ph to Wednesday,
October
the 3rd: A ,__
wonde;ful‘chance
for Rugby squid fans tti“tiak&-a road’t”rip fdir’ I
those mid-week blahs.
:
1 he Warriors’ next game is September 29 against the Brodli
Badgers; kick-off
it 2 o’clock on Columbia Field. Ex-Warriot
Mike Peever is helping direct the Badger attack this year.

‘Sports Commentary: Canada is hockey
There is an old adage in the newspaper business that says old
news is no news. So be it. Our topic this week is the Allen
Eagleson Show, or as it is more commonly known, the Canada
cup.
By now everyone knows the results,and who won. Well, we did.
Since our beloved Canadian team defeated the big bad Soviets
all of Canada can take credit for the victory. Had our heroes lost,
you can be assured that the media and the general public would
have drawn and quartered Glen Sather .
/,
Therefore,
congratulations
to &II &se
people who were
directly involved with the victory, the players,thecoaching
&aff
and the administrators,
especially those people at mc~ey
Canada who selected Mr. S&her f&r the co&hing position.
What the Hockey Canada people and the Canadian public
should realize is that organizing a national team the way we do is
a hit or miss deal. In 1975 and 1984 we scored hits. In 1979 and
1981 we missed badly. If we go all the way back to 1972 when the
First professional Team Canada was formed, we (again We, the
country and not just the players) have only beaten ‘the Soviets in
three series while losing two.
Hockey in Canada is woven into our social fabric and it is
nexplicitly tied into what makes a Canadian, a Canadian.
People in other parts of the world associate Canadians with
lackey the way they associate Americans with football. That
neans that our reputation as a countrv is on the line even/ time
we send our best hockey players our to play me Soviets. And I for
3ne am tired of having my feelings of national identity take a
beating every time we lose.
Obviously after just winning the Canada Cup I am feeling very
load about being a Canadian. Howeve$ I ain not so sure we will
Yin the ne%t one. Hockey Canada should start plannina now for
he next time, which according to Mr. Eagleson will be in 1988.
Our players must be given the opportunity to train ai-td play
ogether for an extended length of time. If-this means t&.in~
hen? from their NHL teams, so be it. These players will be
Ilaying for all of Canada and if the NHL o&ners will not release
hem, the public should voice their displeasuie by not going to
vatch the NHL. Personally, I would rather pay to watch Wayne
>rctzky play for Canada than for the Edmonton Oilers.
If Team Canada ,is going $0 be able to consistently beat the
htiets, then we must first beat the NHL owners. The place ta
)eat them is at the box office. If the NHL owners realize that the

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by Sandy

Townsend

public is against them, then and only then will they release
players to Team Canada. That will be the first step in preparing
our team to beat the Soviets and in restoring our pride in being
Canadian.

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Last
September
22, the
Women’s Varsity Tennis team
played their first league match
at Western.
The girls came
tough
competition
under
from
Guelph.
and
the
Western team.
Out of the 6 woma’n team,
top
finishers
were
Teresa
Brzozowski
(the number 4 girl

tennis

underway

on the team who finished with
5 pts. out of a possible 6).
Chris Kelly in the number 6
position also f’inished with a 5
pt. total.
Other members of the team
include: Anne Zavaros in the
number one position (2 pts),
Kathleen
Cleary
in
the
number
2 position
(3 pts.).
Ruhuni de Alwis in the 3rd

position (4 pts), and Kris Kern
in the number five position,
with 4 pts.
Waterloo
has
strong
potential
this year in all six
positions.
The girls will host
McMaster
and Windsor
this
weekend
at the Waterloo
Tennis Club, from 9:30 a.m.
-- 7:00 p.m.

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Red and gold leaves spotted
the ground.
but red, white,
and blue dominated
the field
as highly rated U.S. harrier
squads stole the show at the
University
of Western
0 n tar i 0 10th
annual
cross-country
running meet.
Both
the
men’s
and
women’s
races wcrc deep in
130
qualit),.
and
over
competitors
toed the start line
in their respective
races.
On the women’s side, the
Canada First Running
Club

out-distanced
the
Western and North

rookie Kf:\iln Shields (49th),
Harce\, Mitro (60th). and Tim
Rose (64th).
Vetcrans Mark f nman. and
AndIf
Krucker.
who were
both unable to compete at the
Western meet, will be greatly
needed to bolster the squad.

squads to win the team title.
l‘he
1.00kie laden
Athena

The Warrior
Waterpolo
team is ready to make their
first appearance of the year at
the York
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this year. He has engaged in
an intensive training program

to get his team ready for this
year.
Waterloo
has four of their
starting seven returning
this
year. The rookies to fill up the
starting line seem to bring a
lot of promise. The two most
likely to break in were Keith
Beckley and Scott Murray.

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Tournament Results

.on

28, 1984.

Energy
Careers
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CRAC Meeting

Golf Tournament

September

Taking

run

talented
C,arolina

team ran a spirited race to
linish
a respectable
12th
ocerall.
Individually.
the fastest
The next CRAC meeting will be held in the Village II West Quad
Athena to cover this rugged 4
Lounge on Wednesday, October 3rd at 5:30 p.m. Anyone interested in
km
course
was Janice
attending is welcome. The meetings are a lot of fun and can lend insight
f’atterson (54th). u host hard
into the workings of the Campus Ret program. See you there!
hummer training has brought
Note: The conduct board of Campus Recreation meets every
her to the forefront
of the
Wednesday at 4:30 p.m. in PAC 2045. The conduct board is a
Athena
cross-country
disciplinary council which reviews certain unsportsmanlike
actions
program.
which may occur in Campus Ret leagues.
Rounding out the top five
Athena runners were Ulrike
Zugclder
(75th).
J ocelyn
f’iercy (87th). Michelle March
(89 ih). and Nel Wieman
The Men’s Slo-Pitch results are in from last week’s tournament and
(94th).
here they are...in flight A the Mixed Nuts trounced to glory with a score of
13 to 4 over the Michigan Stars, in flight B the Dundas Giants beat the
After
compiling
an
Bengals 19 to 12, flight C saw Conrad Grebel whip Team Dub 13 to 2.
outstanding
cross-countq
Congratulations to thg, winners, and we hope that all the participants had
record in the last four txars.
a great time.
the graduation
of‘ several key
lctcrans
has lef‘t coach Alan
Adamson
with
the task of
rebuilding
the
Athena
program.
MIXED 2 BALL GOLF TOURNAMENT
- Despite rather wet
In the men‘s division, the
conditions last Sunday, students spent the afternoon losing balls,
digging divots and generally having a great time on the North Campus
high]>, touted
Lions
from
Golf course during the Campus Recreation tournament.
f’cnn State claimed the team
Kevin Griffin and Marianne Boere won the tournament with the low
title o\cr Depaul and North
score of 43 strokes. Kevin and Marianne hit the longest drives on hole
C’arolina. while the Warriors,
#5, while Ken Spriet and Sue Lang came closest to the pin hole on hole
\I ho were ranked 13th out of
#4.
I5 teams cntercd.
finished
The largest divot of the day was chopped by Larry Brock and it
ahcad
of‘ I oronto
for 9th
measured over 1 foot long and about 6 inches wide - how did he do
place.
that? Bruce Mitchell managed to lost the most balls - only 3. Sam
Garcea and Carolyn Levis had the funniest (or were they the worst) golf Chris Lane, a transfer from
jokes of the day, and Sam took the award for the most unique shot of the
I ennescc state. covered the 8
day.
km rollercoaster-like
route in
Trish Barbafo, the defending champion, was stood up by her partner
29:03 and managed to secure a
and had to do with a less. competent partner. Consequently, Laurie
solid 35th position. Following
Crowson and she received the “most Honest Score” award. Altogether, it
Chris cl’ere Rob Hard\, (37th),
was a great afternoon. Let’s do it again next year.

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28, 1984.-

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by Dave Hemmerich
Imprint staff
Waterloo
Warriors
captured their second
Lictory
in as many outings at the York
Y coman In\ itational Golf Tournament,
held
at the Westbiew Golf Club on Thursday,
September 20.
High winds over the hilly 6,900 year
Aurora, Ontario golf course had an escalating
effect on scores. Grant Oh of University
of’
ToroIlto,
the low individualist,
was the only
player to break 80 with a score of 78.
I-ourth year team ceteran, Glenn Wiley, led
the Warriors
with a round of‘ 80, second
lowest score in the competition.
~l’hc Warriors
are hoping to continue their
successf’ul
pace thro-ugh
the O.U.A.A.
qualifying tournament
on September 27 and
2X at the Cutten Golf‘ and Country
Club.
Guclph. Ontario.

Debbie is a 3rd year Honours Recreation
sutdent (85% average) who is very integral to
the Athena field hockey success. Debbie is a
centre midfielder and thus the quarterback
of
both our defense and offer&e. She has
excellent
skills that complement
all our
strategy . Debbie is involved in our special
pieces -- penalty corners, both attack and
defend.
Canada on the U-21 Team in Germany,
U.S.A., and Jamaica. She has been a member
of the Ontario Provincial Team for five years.
The centre midfielder position never rings
up a lot of statistics - usually lots of goal
assists. Debbie is being honoured for her all
around play in’the four-team tournament held
on U W’s campus last weekend. The Athenas
won over Laurentian
and lost to York and
Toronto in that tournament.
Debbie will be
invaluable to the team this year.

Bob is a- 4th year Math student from
where
he attended
Sudbury,
Ontario
Lockerby
Secondary
School and played
soccer for Sudbury ltalia.

Athena

returning

has a rookie laden team this
rely heavily on the few

veterans

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Bob
in

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stability.
come
probiding

As

through
the

leadership as the team is undefeated in its first
three league starts. Normally a sweeper or last
man in the defense, Bob was moved up on the
forward line last weekend in the game against

Mon.

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Sun.&l1

C;ue]phasthe Warriorshada greatdealof
trouble penetrating the Guelph defense. The
mOve payed off as Bob set up the tying goal
and was instrumental
in two others as the
Warriors
too k complete control of the game
en route to a 6l-2 triumph.

Field Hoc key

The Waterloo Athena Field
Hockey team finished up the
exhibition
season with the
Waterloo
Invitational
Field
Llockey tournament.
In three
games against Toronto, York
and Laurentian,
Waterloo
won one and lost two.
Waterloo’s
sole win came
against
Laurentian
by the
score of 2-l. Waterloo was in

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Coach Vincent
year and must

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HOME DELIVERY

turn shut out by both Toronto
and York by the scores of 2-O
and 3-O respc actively.
Athena
Coach
Judv
McCrae
wa s pleased with
the play of her team: “We
were much better than last
weekend.”
About the other teams, she
said, “York a.nd Toronto have
Olympians on their teams that

make them strong favourites
in the OWIAA
and strong
candidates
for
CIAU
participation.
Waterloo’s
first
season
games are on Saturday here at
Waterloo. Both games will be
on Columbia fields with a 9:30
a.m. return try at Toronto and
a 3:30 p.m. game against
Waterloo.

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