Look at California's Sierra Nevada mountain range from October through June, and you'll typically see quite a bit of white stuff adorning its peaks.
"And that's not dandruff or semen," said, Henry Masterson, a Geologist at Cal State Shasta. "It's...

Los Angeles - Thousands of people have been left sickened following an outbreak of weasels at a Disneyland resort.
Doctors treating the ugly pandemic say a virus strain from the Philippines is a damn good scapegoat considering the dearth of other...

In an ill-advised attempt to win the Ms. Californicate Beauty Contest, Chanelle Bigguns whipped off her bikini top, flashing the judges with not one, but (count 'em!) both, of her beautiful, bouncing boobs.
She claimed that her tactic was "a wardr...

LAND o' OAKS, CA - Known for their sleazy uniforms, the Oakland Raiderettes, who claim to be cheerleaders, have something to cheer about: they were awarded $125 million dollars in a lawsuit, agreeing to "settle" for representing the Raiders rathe...

Santa Cruz, CA - "Bad Buoys, Bad Buoys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?" You might recognize the theme song for the newest reality show to debut from California amidst their worst drought in years and ongoing, severe water...

Santa Barbara, CA - As the country tries to make sense of the recent tragedy in California, the nation's elite are always quick to point out the answers to those of us who aren't nearly as smart as they are.
Elliott Rodger killed six people la...

Sacrimento, CA - With noo roolzs from the Calafornyuh state Bord of Educashun, noing how to spell "gradjewashun" isn't no longer a rekwiremunt to be able to grajewate from high scool. You dont haff to no how to spel no for syllbul wordz to gradjewate...

Isla Vista, CA - A delusional, 22 year-old man went on a premeditated killing spree Friday night in an attempt to get "retribution", as he stated it, for the slight he felt humanity had given him. His hatred focused on one creature in particular:...

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin recently told Political Salad Bar Magazine that she really and truly believes that the earthquakes that have been devastating California are being caused by Al-Qaeda operatives living in the USA.
A spokesperson for th...

WASILLA, Alaska - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that the former governor of Alaska and failed 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has commented on the California earthquake situation.
Palin, who is 50, told PSBM's Savannah...

SACRAMENTO - Word filtering out of Governor Jerry Brown's office is that thousands of California citizens are greatly concerned with the hundreds of earthquakes that have been plaguing the Golden State lately.
The governor has been advised by seni...

SACRAMENTO - The state of California acting on the concerns of thousands of its citizens has decided to take a step towards earthquake prevention.
The Golden State has hired one of the world's leading earthquake preventers Hyderpindi Peshgooli, 57...

VATICAN CITY, Italy - Pope Francis met with Italian President Pasquale Pasta in the Bingo Convention Center at the Vatican.
The two talked about wine, women, work, and the recent Fettuccine Alfredo Scandal that has rocked Italy to its very core.

LOS ANGELES - Weather experts on the West Coast have been working pretty much 24/7 as earthquakes have been hitting California at an alarming rate.
One elderly resident of El Segundo, Fionna F. Rushriddle, 86, told news reporters that one of the q...

DES MOINES, Iowa - The state of Iowa has let it be known that they are not going to accept a fad simply because California, New York, and Nevada do.
State Senator Claudette Cora Wonderwillow [R-Sioux City] authored a bill known as The Anti-Piercin...

SACRAMENTO - The state of California is going through one of the worst droughts in history.
Meteorologists are predicting that it looks like years of dryness are in store for the Left Coast state.
Lexington Waterbuck, a writer for American Spot...

SACRAMENTO - There is talk coming out of the state's capital that there is a strong possibility that the California Senate may move to place a ban on tuna fish.
A spokesperson for the state commented that recent reports put out by The Amalgamated...

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