Billy Graham, who pioneered the showy, jet-setting religiosity of raking in a fortune while pantomiming the gospel of a humble, poverty-espousing Messiah, blinked out into an eternity of meaningless blackness […]

Somehow the irony of shouting “Allahu Akbar” at devoutly religious victims was lost on the young jihadi, who was doubtless inflamed with lust for that sweet post-mortem black-eyed virgin poon. Via RT: […]

On the bright side, at least the parents didn’t piss off Yahweh by touching any sinful electrical switches; he might have incinerated them ALL alive instead of just seven innocent children! Via The New […]

Apparently the Almighty has heard all the uppity feminazi belly-aching He can handle from modern nuns, and is now putting His divine hammer down. In recent days, a rash of “bizarre” and inexplicable traffic […]

Apparently, even the divine are not immune to diarrhea… The grave of a two-and-a-half-year-old girl whose parents claimed she was a “goddess” drew large crowds on Thursday amid conflicting versions […]