The first Baby Wee Wee doll commercial from a few weeks ago was so shocking I had to spend a while researching it to make sure it was real. But this other Baby Wee Wee doll, brought to my attention by a commenter on BWE, is absolutely unbelievable. It…the thing…it…moves. Batteries not included!:

It’s rare that an inappropriate child’s toy comes along that is too wrong even for an ironic gag birthday gift, but I think this is the one. The ultimate and final wrongest child’s toy of all time. Is that really okay in England?