I hereby order you to cease and desist all cartoonish mis-representations of my person. This unauthorized characterization will lead to conflageration likely to cause you catastrophic consternation. You dig?

Panel 3:
Leo: Hi Denny. I’ve just finished my newest invention: a Crying-on-the-Insite (C.O.T.I.) meter. It sees past peoples’ outer facades and detects their hidden pain and suffering. Essentially it depicts through repetitive auto tone- or “beeping”- how much the people are crying… on the inside.

Panel 4:
Denny: dude… that’s ridiculous. There is no way that thing can detect how…
BEEP