If you wont dance then get out, get out,
And if you cant sing them shout like me,
If youve got a drink then neck the whole cup,
If you don't know the words then just make them up,
Volume is all it takes,
Make some noise, wake up your flatmates,
Play this loud out your window,
Earn yourself your first ASBO,
TAKE IT TO THE CHORUS!

Tonight make me unstoppable,

That's right yeah, Im unstoppable.
Get in my way you get kicked like a soccerball.
Fix up cause now im hear, poking your brain like I'm raping your ear.
I will chop, I will slice, I will dazzle them with my wit.

I reference ASBOs, I've got such wit.
The Guardian's just gonna love this shit.
Such a shame 'cause grime's gonna hate it,
And this tracks so short!