“My name is Tommy Bolger. The year I turned 22, I made 8 euro an hour which really pissed me off because I had to eat beans and toast for dinner four times a week.”

University of Limerick student Tommy Bolger really wants to be Student Body President, and he’s got the production quality to back it up. I consider it a character flaw if anyone on UL’s campus doesn’t vote for Tommy, including his competition.

Conversely, everyone could just be really bad at getting the point of movies.

Considering the collective aneurysm that the rather linear plot of “Inception” gave the American populace, I’m confident in doubling down on the relative unintelligence of a demographic that almost voted to put Sarah Palin within a heartbeat of the presidency.