Britney Spears and the Mysterious Case of the Missing Skirt. And knickers.

We’ve always known that Britney was a follower of the "less is more" school of fashion, but whereas for most people that would mean less cleavage, less accessories, less fuss, for Britney it just means "less clothes". Here she is out searching for the assholes who stole her skirt and underwear, leaving her with just a flimsy little slip, to protect her "modesty". No wonder she looks close to tears!

Note to Brit: buy underwear. And sunscreen.

Britney Watch: Stripper Chic

Yes, OK, I know she’s dressed like a stripper, but when a girl eats as much junk food as Britney does and STILL someone manages to whip her ass back into as good a shape as this, I think we need to give credit where it’s due, don’t you? She could not look cheaper if she tried (and to be honest, sometimes I wonder if she does), but it’s better than the days of "bald head and tracksuit

Still dressing like a hooker, not looking likely to change anytime soon

OK, now I think we can all agree that this is pretty bad, even for Britney, no? I particularly love the attention to detail in the ripped fishnet, making her look like a hooker on her way home from a particularly hard days night. Oh, Britney, why do you do it to yourself, WHY? For a moment there, when you started working out and seemed to be at least trying to get your life back on track, I thought there was hope for you yet, but then you rock up in what looks like a scuzzy old porn-shop nightie, neon pink bra and ripped fishnets, and Britney, it’s starting to look like there’s no hope left. Oh, the humanity.