'ACORN Won't Give Me a Pony'

ACORN was back in the news today when a public poll
found that 26 percent of Americans believe the disgraced organization
"stole" the election for Barack Obama. While some bloggers took the figures in earnest, others sarcastically joked that stealing the presidency
is just one of ACORN's innumerable sins. Spotlighting a wide range of fictional trespasses, these sardonic Americans took to Twitter Thursday to
set the record straight on ACORN. What else have they done?

Postracialist:"ACORN dipped Sammy Sosa into a vat of self-hate and bleach"