Hi. Deadspin will be live tonight for the (tape-delayed) opening ceremony. We'll have three sexy, brilliant commentators joining the discussion. Deadspin's fashion correspondents Irina Aleksander (hot, Russian, lethal) and Nick Axelrod (the guy who told us the Yankees cologne was "really fucking gay") will be appraising the Parade of Nation outfits. And movie genius Sara Vilkomerson will be sizing up Danny Boyle's insane-sounding opening ceremony production.