Now that I'm reading this again, the "Jordan Bliss? More like Jordan Piss!" scene should've ended with Jordan popping his head out from behind a bag of popcorn and going "Boy, I will piss on your face!" and then disappearing.

You're probably thinking right now "haha I'm a genius". Well you're not -Valkrin

Lol I didn't show up? I guess that's accurate. You should write more; you're good at this.

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