Cecilia: Mom, could I pweez have a snack?Me: Cecilia, you just had snack AND lunch. Aren't you very full?Cecilia: No, I'm just a couple full! Could I pweez have a apple?

...

Cecilia: What's gwavy, mom?

I know, I'm a failure as a parent....Me: It's a sauce that you put on your food, like meat or potatoes.Cecilia: And marshmawwows!!!

Gross. Just gross.

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Don't you dress up as a knight and a ballerina and then sit down and read quietly?

John Paul and Cecilia start banging on Mary Claire's bedroom door while she's sleeping and I'm nursing Elizabeth to sleep... Both babies wake up sobbing, and I run out to get the big kids to stop being so very very crazy:Me: John Paul, WHY were you doing that???JP: I wanted to fight you.Me: ...You wanted to fight me?JP: With my sword.

Yup. Worth waking the babies for. And obviously SO urgent.

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Discovering some new artwork on the slats of the babies' cribs...Me: John Paul, do you know who drew this?JP: Oh, it was me. And it was not easy!Me, stifling laughter: Why did you draw on the crib?JP: I was trying to draw a picture of myself, but then I just drew some lines instead.

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Cecilia, blowing her nose while on the toilet: Wook, sometimes Belle bwows her nose just wike DIS!Me: ...Cecilia, swishing the toilet paper in the toilet water: And sometimes Belle dooes DIS while she's on da potty!

I think I can guarantee with 100% accuracy that Belle doesn't do that...

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I walk into Cecilia's room to see Mary Claire hug-tackling her on the bed...Me: Aww, Cecilia, she loves you so much!Cecilia, turning to me with her finger up her nose: I'm just pickin' a weally big booger.

"Nursing in bed. Sincerely, JUST GO TO MASS on Craigslist or freecycle"

"Curses, Elizabeth just got home from our job to write."

"My hatred is far too cute!"

"Who's the ham to keep the United Arab Emirates?"

"Yeah, I still had to permeate the children."

Not sure how I plan to permeate them...

Now it's your turn! There are so many hilarious kids on the internet and lots of bloggers post quotes from theirs - link up an old post, a new post, whatever! I'm going to make this a regular Tuesday feature so that we can compile all the hilarity in one place. Link back to this post if you'd like, and happy reading!

The picture of them reading as knight and ballerina makes me think of those "READ" posters they put up in libraries, the ones with kids in some costume or surrounded by the characters of the book they're reading. I think you're doing it right :)

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