(SINGING) IT'S A BRAND NEW BRIGHT OBAMA DAY.
WHAT A TIME TO BE BLACK, A GIRL, OR GAY.
NO, NOTHING COULD GO WRONG.
SO, JOIN US IN THIS SONG OF HAPPY DAYS, FOR THE GAYS, NOTHING CAN GO WRONG!
LOOK NOBODY'S WATCHING. IT'S TIME TO SPREAD SOME HATE AND PUT IT IN THE CONSTITUTION.
NOW? HOW?
PROPOSITION 8!
(FRIGHTENED) PROPOSITION 8!
RIGHT!
PEOPLE LISTEN TO OUR PLEA. THEY'LL TEACH KIDS ABOUT SODOMY!
SODOMY!
THAT WASN'T RIGHT. THAT'S A LIE!
BUT IT WORKED, SO WE DON'T CARE.
NOW YOU WISH WE'D ALL SHUT UP.
BUT MAKE OUR CLOTHES AND FIX OUR HAIR.
AND OUR LOVE'S NOT A SIN.
WELL THE BIBLE SAYS IT'S SO.
WELL, THE BIBLE SAYS A LOT OF THINGS, YOU KNOW?
JESUS CHRIST!
HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
JESUS, DOESN'T THE BIBLE SAY THESE PEOPLE ARE AN ABOMINATION?
OBAMANATION!
(SPEAKING) YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW IT SAYS THE EXACT SAME THING ABOUT
THIS SHRIMP COCKTAIL.
MMMM, SHRIMP COCKTAIL.
(SPEAKING) BA BA BA BA BAAAA. LEVITICUS SAYS THAT SHELLFISH IS AN ABOMINATION.
OBAMANATION!
(SPEAKING) WHAT ELSE DOES THE BIBLE SAY JESUS?
(SPEAKING) THE BIBLE SAYS A LOT OF INTERESTING THINGS.
(SINGING) LIKE YOU CAN, STONE YOUR WIFE OR SELL YOUR DAUGHTER INTO
SLAVERY!
(SINGING) WELL, WE IGNORE THOSE VERSES.
WELL THEN FRIEND IT SEEMS TO ME, YOU PICK AND CHOOSE.
WE PICK AND CHOOSE.
WELL PLEASE CHOOSE LOVE INSTEAD OF HATE. BESIDES YOUR NATION, WAS
BUILT ON SEPARATION, OF CHURCH AND STATE.
(SPEAKING) SEE YA LATER, SINNERS.
(SPEAKING) BYE JESUS. GOODBYE JESUS. BYE.
I LOVE YOU, JESUS.
(SPEAKING) YOU KNOW, HERE'S ANOTHER THOUGHT TO WRAP THINGS UP.
(SINGING) OH, EVERY TIME A GAY OR LESBIAN FINDS LOVE AT THE PARADE...
THERE'S MONEY TO BE MADE.
HE'S RIGHT!
EACH TIME TWO GROOMS SAY, PAINT THE WEDDING HALL AND LAVENDER'S THE SHADE. THERE'S MONEY TO BE MADE.
HE HAS A POINT.
THINK OF ALL THE CARRIAGES AND FOUR WHITE HORSES. THERE'S MILLIONS LOST
FROM ALL OF YOUR DISAPPROVING.
WELL THAT'S NOT GOOD.
THINK OF ALL THE LAWYERS FOR THE GAY DIVORCES. THINK OF THE TATTOO REMOVING.
WE GET IT NOW. WE'VE BEEN SUCH FOOLS.
I CAN SEE. AMERICA'S CALLING ME.
YES, GAY MARRIAGES WILL SAVE THE ECONOMY!
(APPLAUSE)