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Monday, September 27, 2010

What Sucks…The Nets

I hope they get Carmelo Anthony. Not because I’m a fan or anything but because lets look at what has gone down recently…

Last year they lose 70 games and have an all time horrible season. They’re then bought by some “Russian millionaire” (two of the least comforting words when used consecutively in the English language) who is all like- “I vill make ze Nets unt vinner.” Veteran NBA GM Rod Thorn disappears "resigns". And then they get NO interest from Lebron James even with Jay Z making the call. Next thing you know, they’re moved to Newark.

This is how it happens with Russian dudes, isn’t it? Why not just make this year’s slogan- “The 2010 Nets- you saw the 2nd season of the Wire, right?”

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Suckiness surrounds us all, gripping us in a vice-like hold, with the ferocity of a bear trap made of shit. My mission? To offer insight and shed understanding on the vast, seemingly endless, black hole of crap each one of us has to face on a daily basis. And while that torrent of bullshit is both mammoth in scope and unyielding in its advance, at least here it can be called it out for what it is- a lot of shit that really sucks.

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About Me

Chris DeLuca is a writer/ producer/ comic currently living in Hoboken, the Prague of New Jersey. He's written for a bunch of TV shows you probably have not watched or heard of (United States of Hip Hop, Nikki & Sara Live, Mob Wives Reunion, BET's Don't Sleep, and Fuse News- see?) as well as Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn, Best Week Ever, Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson and the 12/12/12 Concert For Sandy Relief. He was also the "World's Oldest Intern" on VH1's Big Morning Buzz. In 2009 he created, wrote and starred in the hilarious, and subversive “Mocap, LLC" on Spike. Sadly, he thinks he caused his parent's divorce.