Not joking this time. GeekintheCity, along with KUFO, and Paramount Picturesis proud to bring you the Portland premiere of Star Trek! Want to be in the audience? Join us for Rockin’ The Red Shirts on Thursday (April 23) at The Mission(1624 NW Glisan) 7:30-9:30pm. How can you win tickets? Easy, be over 21 (because it’s a bar and the OLCC doesn’t consider surviving the Klingon Right of Ascension Ceremony “of age”. I know, humans, meh). Anyway… Be at least 21, wear a Red Shirt and you just might score tickets worth more than all the Gold Pressed Latinum in the Gamma Quadrant. Then, as if winning tickets to the summer movie weren’t enough… WE’RE BRINGING THE ROCK!

The Klingon Rock - The only metal with honor - Taking the stage at the Mission Street Theater is the world galactic famous Stovokor! You haven’t experienced metal until you’ve heard it in the original Klingon. Seriously, this is the band that makes KISS wish they could go back in time, stab themselves in the heart just so they wouldn’t know the pain of sucking in the presence of Stovokor. (Yes, they are that flipping awesome)!It all starts this Thursday at the Mission Street Theater at 7:30