Funny Status Message #40336

# 189638 One thing to say to the 93 year old lady who won the lottery,
"Hey, How ya doin?"

# 123801 The good thing about Facebook is you can make someone disappear from your FB world by simply deleting and blocking the annoying offender. To accomplish the same thing in the real world, you have to find a remote location and take the time to dig a shallow

# 25913 “You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right, it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and it's good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete.”