I went to bondi late one. I sat just outside the pavillion and took some acid.
I was standing there laughing like a loon at an empty beach. My mate turns to me and says "Did the beach just crack a joke?"I said "Yeah, it's comic sands."
(k3b/-\bPeace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:42, More)

one of my mates learned to swim at about 2 weeks old
the vicar dropped him in the font
(k3b/-\bPeace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:38, More)