I agree with TiltedHorizon, who I am not, he has got to be the smartest this web page! Tilted, who I am not, is inferring that Scotty may be stupid for mistaking satire as literalism. I am sure he, Tilted, who I am not, would agree with me when I say this makes you twice as stupid.

Either your post is as satirical as our religion (I can but hope), or that sharp crack you heard a moment ago was the sonic boom made by the point of this website, as it passed over your head at approx. Mach 3.

Regards & all, and rAmen

Thomas L. Nielsen
Luxembourg

*)”Bush” as in plant. Not the ex-president(-s). Unlike Xians, Muslims et. al., pastafarians do not recommend burning people. When we get nasty, we make people walk the plank. Over a kiddy-pool. Filled with comfortably warm (not scalding – we are not cruel) al dente pasta and the sauce of their choice.

Nope, fundamentalism is the stupidest form a religion can take. As for your questions:

1)… with his noodly appendage of course, dumbass. Shows how smart you are.
2)… a talking turd, now that’s silly. Mr Hankey is a ‘Poo’! Two different things entirely, one is simple excrement the other is a happy, non-offensive, non-denominational, fiber filled, excrement who loves us all. Take that mr know-it-all.

disclaimer: This post is satire, I thought it necessary to explain that since your ‘satire-detector’ appears to be broken.

All of you, please bear with me for half a minute.
I am not going to type-scream. I am not not going to call you names. I’m not going to tell you to lay off pot or come back when you’re sober. But raise a hand to shake.
You are some of the best people on the planet. I finally get it. You are petitioning for tolerance, and these extremist nuts aren’t giving it to you. So all you can do is talk about how crazy *EXTREMIST* (key word) Christians are.
I personally see no harm in the FSM . I also see no harm in having no religion at all. But I also see no harm in God.
If you are reading this sentence, congratulations! You are being tolerant. Notice I said simply “God.” I didn’t say “being an absolute religious nutcase.” I am anti-nonsense dome in the name of religion. NOT anti-religion. I was raised a Christian and am still a Christian. Just one that can tolerate athiests and people of other religions. There should be more people like you guys. If you’re a nice, caring, generous person, I don’t care if you’re white, black, Asian, Hispanic, Native American, Irish, German, Italian, Indian, Carribiean, gay, straight, bi, rich, poor, middle-class, cool, loud, popular, studious, reserved, quiet, nerdy, bookish, Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Mormon, Rastafarian, athiest, or Pastafarian- you can be a friend to me. All sorts of people people come in all shapes and sizes, and I’ve realized that someone doesn’t have to follow MY god to be good.
Today the bridge between Christianity and Pastafarianism begins construction.
Ramen.

ARRGGHH ME HEARTIES FROM JOLLY OLDE ENGLAND. I BE A PIRATEY SEAMAN AND HAVE BUT ONE LEG AND I WAS SAVED BY HIS LORD THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER ONE NIGHT IN 1942 WHEN HE APPEARED O’ER THE WESTERN APPROACHES WARNING US OF NAZI U-BOATS. ARRGGHH WE LOVES HIM!