I just don't send them back so I probably ain't gonna get shit this year.

and I couldn't care less.

2003-12-04, 14:02

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Me either, I don't know what on earth possesses people to send them to ME, of all people. They just get chucked out, anyway. Not very festive people, are we?

2003-12-04, 14:36

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All I'm getting for christmas are my guitars shipped here to me from Michigan. And then after my mom said she sent them she said I wasn't welcome back there. Fuck her...

Its kind of funny cause when I talked to her she said she found used condoms wrapped in toilet paper in my VCR. Oops...I triple checked my room before I left too so I can't believe I missed those. I just remembered a vodka bottle behind my file cabnet along with 6 empty Molson Canadian lagers. Can't wait til she finds that

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

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2003-12-04, 14:41

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IN your VCR? Nifty little hiding spot.

2003-12-04, 14:47

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Yeah I use that spot, inside the cassette tape opener thing in my stereo, and the battery compartment in my alarm clock..good for dimebags

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2003-12-04, 15:18

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Originally posted by metal=life Yeah I use that spot, inside the cassette tape opener thing in my stereo, and the battery compartment in my alarm clock..good for dimebags

WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT IT IN THE GARBAGE LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.

YOU'RE KIDDING... RIGHT????!!!

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2003-12-04, 15:29

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put the dimebag in the garbage? or the condom? I put the condom in the VCR because my mom goes through my garbage since theres not a lot. Shes found stems and beaners and smelly proof bags and beer bottles before. Infact, I've never thrown anything away without it getting spotted. So I hide it and ditch it in the road when I get to it, but I forgot those were in there.

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2003-12-04, 15:31

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haha look at the n00b's profile.

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2003-12-04, 16:05

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what n00b?

2003-12-04, 16:15

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the only reason i hide my pot is because of my fuckin cat. both of them. they are fuckin pot heads.

2003-12-04, 17:31

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Originally posted by metal=life Its kind of funny cause when I talked to her she said she found used condoms wrapped in toilet paper in my VCR.

You've got to be shitting me. You fucktard, why did you LEAVE USED CONDOMS sitting in your room!? What, do you have a fetish for that shit?

2003-12-04, 17:37

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hahahaha welcome to our newest member LiNkIn pArK sk8

2003-12-04, 18:38

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Yeah I know, look at his profile.

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

This is my band's page
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2003-12-04, 21:32

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Morbid Angels? whos Morbid Angels??

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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Nothin' like waking up to a wet fart, then running to the toilet holding your pants so the butt juice doesn't leak to the floor.

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

Whoa, my roommate's girlfriend is pregnant!......good lord....and they were half joking when they told me they want me to be their godfather....HALF!!!!
What do you SAY to something like that!! These kids have known each other for a little more than a month....atleast they're over 18. But god damn...talk about sooooon....shesh.

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

This is my band's page
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2003-12-05, 02:29

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So be a godfather. I think I got this chick pregnant. She emailed me when she moved back to chicago a few months later saying she was pregnant. Could be a joke or not but it sucked. But she said she was on birth control at the time so I don't know.

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

I would decline being a godfather. Most likely they will not end up staying together, just like 99.99999999999999999% of other teen pregnancies.

Instead i would laugh at their misfortune, which isn't really a misfortune, more of a stupid teenage accident that could have easily have been prevented.

"Haha, stupid kids."

That's what i would say. Then i would laugh some more, and maybe even punch her stomach.

Scratch the last part. I'd just laugh.

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I hear that, renagade. heh.
Yeah, I think it'd be better if I not say anything, ....maybe they'll forget..
I just want to get laid and be immature the rest of my living days....

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

This is my band's page
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2003-12-05, 05:18

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You may change your tune when you come face to face with the kinds of females that want to get laid and be immature the rest of THEIR living (& wrinkling & boozing)days...

Originally posted by atifman ....and this really is one of the worst rtt titles ever

Metal=Life Started the thread called "RTT#33"
Then i thought "this thread need a title".. so i use my Moderator Super-Power
and change the name of the thread.

So if any of you have to complain about it just PM me we'll talk about it or
just PM Memnoch, tell him that the Toronto Maple Leafs rules and he'll probably do anything for you like changing the title for something like "Habs sucks" or.....
"I'm Memnoch the Devil and you must bow to me".....tssss

Originally posted by metal=life So be a godfather. I think I got this chick pregnant. She emailed me when she moved back to chicago a few months later saying she was pregnant. Could be a joke or not but it sucked. But she said she was on birth control at the time so I don't know.

And you dont care??!!, you should try to contact her, "DADY"

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2003-12-05, 14:24

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I never said I don't care I'm just never going to see her again...I don't even know where she lives now. I'm just not gonna let it ruin my life because she could be joking cause shes a bitch like that

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2003-12-05, 14:49

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You should AT LEAST "try" to contact her and make things clear.

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2003-12-05, 14:55

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How could I contact her when she could be in China for all I know. I've tried to call her using the number she gave me when she went to Chicago but now its not even in serivce. And I called directory and they said theres no one listed at that addess.

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Originally posted by DELETE79 So if any of you have to complain about it just PM me we'll talk about it or
just PM Memnoch, tell him that the Toronto Maple Leafs rules and he'll probably do anything for you like changing the title for something like "Habs sucks" or.....
"I'm Memnoch the Devil and you must bow to me".....tssss

Haha, he's got that right. Did anyone see the Leafs last night?? 6-0?!? SIX-NOTHING?!?!??! DO I EVEN HAVE TO MENTION THE INSANE SIMILARITY TO AN ENTER MY SILENCE SONG?!?!??!

W000! Leafs fucking own. 7 straight wins and still going.

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Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.

2003-12-05, 15:36

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Originally posted by memnoch Haha, he's got that right. Did anyone see the Leafs last night?? 6-0?!? SIX-NOTHING?!?!??! DO I EVEN HAVE TO MENTION THE INSANE SIMILARITY TO AN ENTER MY SILENCE SONG?!?!??!

W000! Leafs fucking own. 7 straight wins and still going.

*cough cough*

blablabla...

The last time they won the cup is in 1966-67 .... so shut upbut it was against the habs

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2003-12-05, 16:16

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You guys argue about the stupidest shit. The Flyers are finally gonna win the Cup again, dammit. thats all.

2003-12-05, 16:49

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Originally posted by memnoch Haha, he's got that right. Did anyone see the Leafs last night?? 6-0?!? SIX-NOTHING?!?!??! DO I EVEN HAVE TO MENTION THE INSANE SIMILARITY TO AN ENTER MY SILENCE SONG?!?!??!

W000! Leafs fucking own. 7 straight wins and still going.

yeah, go ahead and change the title of thread mem, to something about leafs something or other. you know, something long.

Is it just me that think so?? Because i never thought that someone who like Morbid Angel could like Disturbed and Linkin Park too.
Maybe i'm to closed mind to understand.

sorry delete but Linkin Park, Korn, Disturbed? I wouldn't call that Metal...personaly i would call it something people get constipation from. But that is my personal opinion hehehe,

but anyway...

a beer???

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2003-12-05, 20:11

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Originally posted by bierfanaat sorry delete but Linkin Park, Korn, Disturbed? I wouldn't call that Metal...personaly i would call it something people get constipation from. But that is my personal opinion hehehe,

but anyway...

a beer???

I think my message is a bit confusing.
The "favorite band" part was taken from the profile of a new member.
I didn't say that and i toatally agree with you. The only band i like in his list
is Morbid Angel. I was just saying that it's kind of weird that a person who likes
Morbid Angel likes Disturbed and linkin park.

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2003-12-05, 20:13

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aaaaaaaaaaaaah sorry my mistake then lol

got the message now hehehe

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I just realized.....where is our asian catamite?...
eh, probably keeping Dissection busy, while he fantasizes about me.
You what they say....
"Scooby Doo can doo doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter..."

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

This is my band's page
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2003-12-05, 20:28

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Hostility....The last resort of an insecure and desperate man.....
it's sad to see that you're so low now....

I've been stalking you since the day you joined.
Isn't it nice to workout when it's 51 degrees, wearing practically nothing?!?!

p.s. Look behind you.

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

This is my band's page
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2003-12-05, 21:52

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isn't there a difference between sloppy donkey dick and a goat's chode?

well... i wouldn't know... since i knever saw one

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Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.

Originally posted by DELETE79 Habs = Montréal Canadiens (Most prestigious Hockey team in the history).

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2003-12-05, 22:15

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Originally posted by powersofterror I just realized.....where is our asian catamite?...
eh, probably keeping Dissection busy, while he fantasizes about me.
You what they say....
"Scooby Doo can doo doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter..."

Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

This is my band's page
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2003-12-06, 00:21

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Originally posted by The True Dissection Yar! You prick!

And delete, why no all caps to piss us off? JEW!!!

what do you have against jews?

2003-12-06, 00:50

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Originally posted by atifman and i had something witty planned too (not to do with any bands), oh well, i guess we'll have to wait til next RTT

Is that the totally-super-witty thing you told me about on MSN awhile back?

I hate soccer. And most sports other than ice hockey. Only cause thats the fastest body contact sport where you can legally beat the shit out of the people you hate. And you only serve 2 minutes rather than 2 years for assult.

I scored some Florida bud Very potent and sticky

This kicks ass....my school is 90% pot heads and a few of them are actually cool.

Time to roll up a blunt and write some music

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2003-12-06, 03:42

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soccer is cool because of the co-ordination and acting skill u need, but still a pussies sport when u play at a non-profit level.

every second person at my school smokes pot, and everybody else has tried it.

On a side note, I would like to tell everyone that chicks dig leather jackets a lot. Last night proved it....when I gave this chick a bear hug, she didn't run away screaming... Heh, I even gave her my number...

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

This is my band's page
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2003-12-06, 21:20

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Was she in her late 40s?

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

This is my band's page
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2003-12-06, 21:23

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strange

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2003-12-06, 21:45

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Does anyone know of a good AVI converter? I've downloaded hundreds but none of them seem to work. Ive got a few Krystal Steal videos that im dying to watch but they are in AVI format.

On a side note, I would like to tell everyone that chicks dig leather jackets a lot. Last night proved it....when I gave this chick a bear hug, she didn't run away screaming... Heh, I even gave her my number...

Heh...I got a girl's number today. Fucking big for me, considering I'm as nerdy/geeky/loserish as they come. What's even greater is...she's into grind. *sigh* I think I'm in love and I dont even know her yet.

I'm now attempting to tab Church of Deviance, SOP....man, all I've gotten so far is that they tune to C#, heh. I was playing along with "As I Am," DT, and realized it's the same tuning as SOP so I didn't have to re-tune my baby.
It's so difficult, two guitars playing two totally different lines...I have to put all to one speaker, try and tab that, then I'd have to put all to the other speaker and get ThAT guitar....FUCK!!!

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

Originally posted by Darko Does anyone know of a good AVI converter? I've downloaded hundreds but none of them seem to work. Ive got a few Krystal Steal videos that im dying to watch but they are in AVI format.

Jist go into a store and ask for them... If they give you shit (which they really shouldnt) just tell them that wheter or not they sell them to you is not going to hinder the fact that your gonna have sex and they should give them up.

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Just dance around a sacrificed virgin singing:

"I'm siiiiiiiiiiiinging in the raiiiiiiiin juuuuust siiiiiiiiinging in the raiiiiiiin

What a glooooooorious feeeeeeeeeeeeeeling and i'm haaaaaaaaaaaappy again.

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i think i could do that, but all the girls around here lost there virginity long time ago.............................allllllllll sluts