Old people say some funny stuff. I’m not sure what age you get to when things just start coming out of your mouth that are both hilarious and absolutely nonsensical at the same time, but the moment I get there I’m sure life frees up a little.

White Sox announcer Hawk Harrelson is 68, a former Major Leaguer, and after Bobby Jenks ended a 8-7 win over the Blue Jays in the 11th inning, the Hawk let us all know how nervous he was.

The exact words there was what you thought. “You couldn’t pull a greased tee out of my behind with a pair of pliers.” You know, Hawk? We will take your word for it.