"Here's an idea, how about make a Transformers movie where the Transformers are actually the main characters.

Such a crazy concept"

how about you just watch the fucking cartoon... or if you want this movie pay for it yourself because if someone else put the amount of money into it necessary to make it look like Bay's 3 transformers movies they'd probably never get it back...

the only reason we even got 3 movies is because each one had such a broad appeal, and the way that they generate appeal is by putting things like *babes* and *explosions* and *relatable fast-talking nerd archetypes disguised within hollywood/GQ acting* and *plot-driving inanities* in them.

look the movies are not good, but with the exception of the second one, they are really not that bad either. You don't sound like you would like any Hollywood Transformers movie so why even watch?

Transformers 2 was so bad it made the first one look like a masterpiece. Not gonna lie though, actually enjoyed seeing those movies with my friends. Mostly because they're just dumb action films with explotions everywhere.

Whoever said Wes Anderson is a worse director than Michael Bay deserves to have Sir Ian McKellen ecstatically insert a ribbed enema into him whenever he needs to shit and at random for the rest of his days.