2. “Directions”

Sober meaning: What you follow to get where you need to be.Drunk meaning: What you basically ignore while stumbling around and then just going somewhere else because it was nearer and had pretty lights.

7. “Gravity”

8. “Passcode”

Sober meaning: A useful feature to ensure your phone’s security.Drunk meaning: A useless technology to ensure you can never use your phone ever again because the thing won’t let you in and it’s not fair.

10. “Best friend”

Sober meaning: Your friend of many years.Drunk meaning: That person you just met at the bar who TOTALLY GETS how that one song is actually the best song ever, even if you can’t quite remember the name of it right this second.