Monthly Archives: December 2016

A fictional depiction of a future wherein a globalist terrorist organization aligned with the United Nations to disable the United States' power grid and institutes Martial Law. It will take a dedicated family of patriots armed with strong survival skills and the remains of the Second Amendment to save America and reclaim its freedom. [source]

Heh. Alex Jones plays a senator.

Oh. Chuck Norris' son directed it.

There was a Honey 2?

Is that supposed to be a turkey? Who designed this? Search engines and a turkey?

Oh. It's about a Thanksgiving without mobile reception. What does that have to do with search engines, though?

A fresh and modern "coming-of-age-during-the-apocalypse" story for the post "Twilight" generation. [source]

"At first I didn't think I would like it at all because normally Christian movies aren't all that awesome, but within the first few minutes I was hooked. I love the love triangle and I can't wait until the next one!"Kennedy (15 year old girl – big fan of Hunger Games and Twilight)

The whitest show on TV.
IFC's horror-comedy Stan Against Evil has the highest concentration of white viewers of any regularly scheduled scripted series on TV, with twice as many white people watching as a typical TV show.

Other shows that dramatically overperform with whites: HBO's Togetherness, AMC's Halt and Catch Fire, and FXX's You're the Worst.

I'm chuckling because Adam Robot watched Togetherness and loves Halt and Catch Fire and You're the Worst, and he's the whitest person I know.

Rich people are all about FX's The Americans.
The typical viewer of The Americans lives in a home where the average income is just north of $80,000 per year, a larger amount than all but one basic cable drama: BBC America's London Spy.

Interestingly, among comedies, FXX's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia has the richest audience on basic cable. Sunny viewers take in a healthy $81,300 each year.

The Nielsen-defined Southwest (which oddly incorporates Texas, New Mexico, Louisiana, Oklahoma, and Arkansas) has some particularly odd passions, demonstrating massive enthusiasm for Fox's Son of Zorn.

Adam Robot (South Park superfan): Season 20 was South Park's worst season ever. The. Worst. There have been seasons that weren't that strong, but season 20 was BAD. I'll never care for or remember anything good from it.

"India's first philanthropical thriller" is an adaptation of the Saw franchise.

Sadhuram 2 is not a sequel, but the first film of a potential franchise.

What was the last film sequel to use Roman numerals in its title? The Hangover: Part III?

Film Idea: A holiday screening of Die Hard at Grauman's Chinese Theatre with Bruce Willis in attendance is disrupted by heavily-armed Germans who believe that Die Hard is not a Christmas movie. The Germans secure those inside the theatre as hostages, except for Willis, who manages to slip away.

"Christmas is just so stressful, with the lists, and the lines, and the dancing girls at TV Town Song Room."
"TV Town Song Room? Do you mean Radio City Music Hall? How could you get so many things wrong in a row?" (New Girl, S06E10)

Did you ever see that movie where Will Smith plays an ad executive so shut down with grief over the death of his daughter that his business partners hire actors to confront him in public in the roles of Death, Time, and Love, the abstract concepts to whom he has been penning and mailing angry letters?

But that's not the weirdest part. The business partners want the Will Smith character to step aside, because their firm is floundering, so they set it up so that he believes that nobody but him can see Death, Time, and Love, even when he's shouting at them on the streets of Manhattan.

The plot demands that a private detective film Will Smith's character shouting at Love in the West Village and at Death on the subway. And then the business partners digitally remove the actors from that footage so it looks as if their deeply troubled friend is actually yelling at nobody.

Reminds me of that movie where Will Smith plays an aerospace engineer so shut down with guilt over the death of his fiancée and six others that he masquerades as an IRS agent, commits suicide by jellyfish in a bath of ice, and gives sight to a blind telemarketer for a meat company.

"The divine gift does not come from a higher power, but from our own minds." (Westworld, S01E10)

♫: "Exit Music" × "Westworld Main Title" (Westworld, S01E10)

Westworld Season Grade: C

"A baseball bat doesn't have a pussy." (The Walking Dead, S07E07)

♫: Strand of Oaks – "HEAL" (Shameless, S07E10)

"She could be stuck in a pit somewhere, or quicksand, or even worse, slowsand, a slower, more torturous form of dangerous sand." (The Last Man on Earth, S03E08)

"The Doors? Man, that's a nice white group." (New Girl, S06E09)

"Maybe I've lost touch with the people. Serves me right being such a damn success. I'm sitting in my ivory tower like Dan Brown."
"Nick, you're a very talented writer, but you're no Dan Brown."
"Well, if I'm no Dan Brown, and I'm no man of the people, then who am I?" (New Girl, S06E09)

In 2015, Fred Durst stated his interest in obtaining a Russian passport and spending half of the year in Crimea. He wrote a letter in which he stated that Vladimir Putin is "a great guy with clear moral principles and a nice person." Following that, Durst was banned by the Security Service of Ukraine from entering Ukraine for five years "in the interests of guaranteeing the security" of the country." [source]

Hosted by VICE's Abdullah Saeed, Bong Appétit explores the making and consumption of high-end cannabis-infused foods with different chefs and party guests each episode. (series debuts December 15 @ 11:30PM)

After an electric heating blanket shorts out while the gang watches The Wiz, they look in the mirror and realize they've turned black. [source]

"I do not show love regular. I show by doing. I fix bar. I watch kids. I cook. I give oral. I protect from dangerous Russian. Everything for these two."
"Kev and Vee, are you hearing Lana?"
"Yes."
"What is she saying?"
"She gives oral." (Shameless, S07E09)

William McPoyle-ing (Westworld, S01E09)

"If you were to proclaim your humanity to the world, what do you imagine would greet you? A ticker tape parade, perhaps? We humans are alone in this world for a reason. We murdered and butchered anything that challenged our primacy. Do you know what happened to the Neanderthals, Bernard? We ate them. We destroyed and subjugated our world. And when we eventually ran out of creatures to dominate, we built this beautiful place." (Westworld, S01E09)

"The piano doesn't murder the player if it doesn't like the music." (Westworld, S01E09)

"Never place your trust in us. We're only human. Inevitably, we will disappoint you." (Westworld, S01E09)

"So, uhh, should I play some music or something like that? I have, like, a week left on my trial subscription to Tidal…" (Insecure, S01E08)

"Sorry for making this about me."
"Yeah, make it about it's my birthday. It'll be about you if you get hit or have a baby." (Insecure, S01E08)

"Wow, so your boy got himself a snowflake."
"Yup."
"And, he didn't even have to become a professional athlete." (Black-ish, S03E08)

"We want it to look like the VIP lounge at American Airlines."
"I have $62."
"Fine. Delta Airlines." (Black-ish, S03E08)

"So you mean to tell me that you have two John Mayer tickets on you at all times."
"At all times. They tried to offer me Dave Matthews tickets, but I don't want a woman that white." (Black-ish, S03E08)

"A group of Korean women is called a 'raft.'" (Black-ish, S03E08)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Stranger ThingsStill the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Atlanta