He is wrong across the board. Except perhaps on his third point. I don't know because I haven't played either of them.

How did you end up with Irritant Guy?

Because the Mathematician needs someone to pay the other half of the rent when I leave and this other math bro just separated from his wife and had been literally living in his office in the Graduate Center.
He's staying in a spare room for now, then he'll get my room once I'm out.