It's time once again for ESPN The Magazine's Body Issue, with which you furiously masturbate to Prince Fielder while telling yourself you're just admiring his athleticism. But they sure don't make it easy, obstructing the various pudenda and (female) nipples. Which is an art and a science in itself.

A few years back, we examined every photo across multiple issues, and broke down exactly what the parts that constitute actual nudity were hiding behind. Our fancy infographic could probably use an update, but you get the picture.