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CWCki talkpages are not forums. Discontinue using talk pages for discussion. Your Autism is no excuse. --Delabonte 03:17, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

Your Fan Art

I just want to tell you that your fan art is awesome and much appreciated. You don't know how satisfying it is for me to see pictures of those little fuckers being brutally tortured/murdered. : ) --Alcoholic Legend 00:56, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, I just wish I was a better artist. The horrible sadness is Chris has had more practice drawing since graduating high school than I have. :( --Xanabit 01:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

I like the way you draw them. It helps me feel less sorry for them.-trombonista 00:52, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

You have given nightmares and for that i salute you.J0haely 00:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Hey, just wanted to tell ya I saw all the stuff you drew on /cwc/ and think it's just as awesome as the story art. The Father's Day picture (one of my favorites) alone would be enough to get Chris angry (although I don't know if he'd respond anymore). Nicely Done. : ) --Alcoholic Legend 08:33, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

You have won my respect with your fan art. May I fellate you? --BreadGod 23:53, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

The Comic

I actually really enjoyed it. It's one of the few troll TRUE and HONEST comics I've really liked aside from Asperchu. You sir are good people. --Ronichu 07:48, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

This concerns all of us, man

I just think you should know that Cogs is enacting a new policy regarding fan works that can be read here. Also, there's some fairly ugly (and barely literate) backlash going on against the torture stories happening at the discussion page on Afternoon, and some support would be greatly appreciated. If you'd like to stay out of it, though, I completely understand. --manwithoutabody 19:43, 12 July 2010 (CEST)

/cwc/

I can save some of those pictures if you'd like me to.--trombonista 01:23, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

Save to your computer? Go right ahead. But if you're talking about uploading them here, there's a reason why I didn't do it myself. I'm waiting for all this drama surrounding the fan section to die off. So far it's only a few fanfics were deleted, but I have no idea what's still to come. No sense continuing to upload images only for them to be taken down in the next week or so. Besides, there's talk of starting a whole new wiki for fanworks, it'd make more sense to put 'em there. --Xanabit 02:18, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

Yes, I meant to my computer. Most of the pictures are way over 150 kb, so I wouldn't upload them here anyway.--trombonista 15:34, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

The earlier ones I posed on /cwc/ weren't resized and were saved as png files, so yeah they're all around 1.5MB. The later ones, starting with page 22, and all the ones I already uploaded, were shrunk down and saved as JPGs. Also, I'm going to be going through every page to make minor revisions when I'm done. Polish some of the coloring, edit the dialog, that kind of thing. I'm also going to change Heather's dialog so it's entirely in Spanish (there's a reason for this everyone will find out soon). --Xanabit 21:13, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

Flipnote, Vote padding, Drugs and your local government...

I noticed you edited the Flipnote Hatena concerning the labyrinth flipnote and Chris's star spam. I really doubt that this changes anything, but I do recall that at one point it was around 2k or something and then after a week or so I checked back in and it was at 9001 for a while. I think that although Chris has taken liberty to star his own shit but I also think that at some point a fuckin' retard decided to meme it up and spam some stars chris' way. How much is a unknown. Could've been less than a hundred or over several thousand. I only mention this because I think that not all are the result of Chris (my theory is Chris did 60-80%). Kind of hard guessing with numbers and it wasn't really relevant, but I think that you might interested in it slightly.

Also, I must say that you are doing a awesome job at the comics you are uploading to /cwc/. I always look forward to your uploads. I have been wondering about the Fear and Loathing in CWCville comic that (i think) you FedEX'd to Chris; did he receive it? is it possible for you to know that it was received or sent back? I am interested in knowing its status. Oh also but I don't know if you remember me and my 1 or 2 requests in your threads on /cwc/, but I am ttly not a perv or creeper. I made the requests under the assumption that they weren't creepy or anything but I see that it is pretty ambiguous. I should've had more tact in crafting my requests, or better yet, not make them at all.

Thanks for reading through all my bullshit here and keep up the great work you are doing. Wozblod 08:26, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

ModNation Stats Number Crunching

I recall that you are going to do some processing of Chris's wins and losses once he has raced a thousand times. Well, he has now reached that milestone. What do you have in store for us? --SeventhBase 22:53, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

I have all the numbers saved, as well as his placement in all the leaderboards. I'll see what I can do with them tomorrow (er, later today?) --Xanabit 23:26, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

Yeah, about this. It's time we get updated. Even while everyone's attention is focused on Bob and Barb, I'm still curious about those numbers. --SeventhBase 07:14, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

I'll be honest, I don't really know what I'm doing. I took screen caps of every page of the leaderboards Chris is on, but without knowing what the mean, median, and mode are this data isn't of much use. From my initial findings, it seems Chris is actually a mediocre racer. His stats are well below the "good" players, but he's not the worst on almost every page of the leaderboards he's on. 1,000 races and 200 wins: a 20% win stat. I don't play online racers, so I have no idea how good that is. --Xanabit 07:34, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

That... probably isn't good (sorry for butting in). If you can figure out how he got the losses, you'd have a better picture of how well he does. If I remember correctly, I saw something that said he probably ragequits when he's going to lose, so a lot of those races are probably drops on his end. There's probably no real way to tell how good he is because whenever he loses, he's willing to ragequit.--Blazer 09:58, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

His disconnects and "did not finish" stats are actually pretty low. 29 and 43, respectfully. Out of 800 losses, he'd either have to be losing really bad, or was just running away from the other racers if they were saying mean things (assuming ModNation has live player chat, and Chris didn't opt to turn it off). --Xanabit 10:06, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

Just so you know, he recolored his casket to make the Wii Remote of Fail. I can't see the tags, though. --SeventhBase 19:09, 12 September 2010 (PDT)

Yes, yes, I know. I've been lazy in doing that because it just seems redundant. You'll note I haven't put up both versions of the Foxxy Five van. --Xanabit 16:13, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

The CWCki forum...

Any clue what Dr.Shoggoth did to it that the link's broken? The idea was an awesome one, but seeing as it disappeared without a word, it seems weird. --Eniggy 19:42, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

Looks like it might have got DDoS'd --Xanabit 19:50, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

He took it down after a dispute on IRC with Canine. I'm not sure if it will be back up or not. BigDan 21:10, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

IlPalazzo and Y2K!Chris have disappeared

Could you kindly re-upload? Also, Chris has made another blank-faced racer, apparently based on Sony's latest peripheral. --SeventhBase 15:48, 26 September 2010 (PDT)

ObamaCable

...[I]f you're having problems with lackluster socialist television, you can always look into cable and satellite providers. You know, revel in the benefits of the free market. A lot of companies even include an introductory premium package for the first three months or so at no extra charge. You can get all the softcore porn you want on Cinemax.

I'm saving up for a new dish. I found I can watch some shows online, but I've missed a whole season of The Simpsons and Family Guy in the meantime. Also, I can't find last Monday's ep of Two and a Half Men, or full eps of Shit My Dad Says, at Hulu. TV has changed a lot since I was a kid, I'm just saying. You can't even find classic Warner Bros. and MGM cartoons on cable anymore--you have to go to YouTube, or spring for DVDs. Is a copy of "The Great Piggy Bank Robbery" worth that much bread just for an extras menu featuring unused storyboards and John K's 20-min sermon on the history of forties-era rubberhose? The Iconoclast 18:35, 25 February 2011 (PST)

Ew, you like Two and a Half Men? I guess you won't like this then, 'eh? --Xanabit 19:07, 25 February 2011 (PST)

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Pardon the trouble, but I saw this webcomic before, but forget its name. Which comic is it? Thanks. the infamous Blue Spork 03:36, 9 March 2011 (PST)