Summer is here and it's time to hit the beach. This year, make sure
that
you do not use any sunscreen. Sunscreen is a ridiculous plot by
the
government to keep you from obtaining your super powers from our
yellow sun,
just like Superman did. So grease up, and not just your asshole
this time.

While it is important to let the healthy rays of the sun caress
you. Let's
face it. Those enormous man boobs of yours are downright disturbing.
So
wear one of our 3 new shirts if you are planning to be around
children or
sensitive pets.

All of our new shirts are here:
http://www.tshirthell.com/miscpages/nsn/newshirt322.htm

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RONALD REAGAN BACK FROM THE DEAD!
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Seems he's so senile, he couldn't even get DYING right!

Buy your tickets to see the Reagan Corpse tour. Don't miss out,
there's still enough of him to go around! But hurry, those
worms are hungry fuckers...

I know, I know, you think we are heartless idiots, but I assure
you we
aren't.

We at T-Shirt hell are actually sad to see him die and wanted
to
pay our respects to a terrific President. He contributed so much
to this planet, esp. the last 10 years. Why, from drooling all
over himself,
to calling Nancy "Mommy", we wouldn't be where we are
without him. What a
legacy.

But seriously, speaking of his legacy, take the dismantling of
the USSR.
Clearly his greatest achievement...or was it?

The fact that this man went over there and tore down their Berlin
wall
speaks volumes about what a great president he was. It really
does! But we
at T-shirt hell believe there are 2 things that *truly* made him
a great
President.

Not dismantling that shitty country that never gets warm. Seriously,
a
country without hot chicks in bikinis is not a country of god,
and thus,
must fall apart.

Anyway, where was I?...oh, yes, about his great achievements...

Throughout the years, now think about this...he was able to meet
that goofy
Russian with that jizz mark on his head and not laugh ONCE. Not
ONCE! How
can you take that man seriously? It looks like an elephant jizzed
over his
bald head. No wonder that country went into the crapper! But really,
how
can you feel good about your nation when your president is bald?
Let alone
that horrible stain?

This is why we loved Ronald. Not only did he not have that horrible
stain on
his head, but he had hair into his 70's! To me, that is the greatest
achievement of his legacy, if not among all Presidents.

Think about this dummy, how many 30 year olds have you seen balding?
It's
pathetic. They should just cut their dicks off and die. But maybe
they
shouldn't because we'd have to hear about it for a fucking week!

Anyway, as much as we love Reagan for kicking the USSR in the
balls, let's
face it, he had hair in his 70's. What a remarkable man. A man
who's
unjizzed, un-balding head kept our nation strong during tough
times.

So we at T-shirt Hell want you to be a good American, stop what
you are
doing and stare at his dead body right now!

why the fuck would you talk bad about the army! I dont see you
fighting for
your country! you are probably some 60 year old, 600 pound man
that does
nothing but eat potato chips and set up cameras in girls bathrooms
to watch
them use the bathroom!

(Editor's Note: First off, thanks to the Atkins diet I am a trim
587 with
my shoes on! And if you think it's difficult, and dangerous fighting
for
your country, just try sneaking into a girls bathroom when you're
a 587 lb
man wearing only a pair of loafers. Oh, but it's all worth it
if you get
footage of just one girl changing her tampon, or battling the
Hershey
squirts, or dare I dream...both? )

Alright, me and my mom (im 14) love your sick jokes and I really
want some
of your shirts but I DO think that your going way to fucken far
with a lot
of your shit. (Your Christmas paper and some of your anti American
shirts)
You know, if you don't agree with the way US is ran, or you don't
support
the troops over seas, then get the fuck out! now enough is enough,
I know
you get off with being bad ass and reading letters from Mormons
saying how
bad and degrading your stuff is, but come on... do you really
believe that
your going to heaven with crap like that on your record? I know
your gonna
say, no I don't or some shit thinken your so bad, but really,
you have a
heart, and a brain and I know you really do care about what happens
after
you die, unless you think you just blink out of exsistance. I
know your not
gonna stop printing your shit and I don't want ya too, but tone
it down a
little, cuz now im banned from even reading your site because
of its crap.
think about it, you get more punks with weed rather than police
right? or
sumthing simular.

(Editor's Note: Alyssa, I am confident that I am going to heaven,
but not
the same one as you. Clearly, you will be going to moron heaven
where you
can eat gum drops all day and never have to worry about having
an original
thought or an honest opinion.)

I'm a white guy......not rich......guess i should be huh? But
remember
something dumbass......we made our money before you made yours....you
ought
to remember who got you that space on the soapbox you love so
dearly...hello
from blue collar workers everywhere.....please be aware that there
are more
of us than there are of you.... consider that when your daughter
is raped
again by one of us in her maserati.....see ya sweetie.
Brian
P.S. if your so in love with your own thoughts and words write
a book or
start a radio show.....quit tryin to piss people off to fuel your
childish
rage....did your mommy not breast feed you? LOL

(Editor's Note: While I'm sure there are few things my daughter
would enjoy
more than a quick feel, along with feeble attempts at penetration
with your
limp, needle dick: I hardly think your 1979 Pinto has any chance
of
catching her Maserati. And we have nothing against blue collar
workers, we
just hate you, as a person.)

Your new Iraqi shirt is repulsive. You are repulsive. I can only
hope that
one day you'll be exposed to similar conditions that the iraqi
soldiers are
going through. What our "camel-fucking troops" (great
shirt) are doing is
inhumane if you dont realise that already. But then again i'm
probably email
the guy who shaved cats bald and therw them out in snowstorms
as a little
boy.

(Editor's Note: This is amazing! I feel like I'm on The Truman
Show!
First my bathroom cam fetish is revealed, and now my favorite
childhood
pastime. My eyes are getting all misty. None of the cats ever
froze to
death. I guess it was all of the firecrackers I taped to them
that kept
them warm. )