Salvador the Unstoppable

"Tonight we have to avoid completion of things, like, y'know ..." - Pen
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"Salvador the Unstoppable" is a new episode ofPencil 2.O, and until recently, there has been neither number nor date associated. In this episode, Salvador's wrongdoings result in him with a dangerous consequence.

Golf Ball: And I still don't know what a mack daddy is. I am here for your son, and by your constant appearances, I am pretty sure you know which one about which I speak.

[Pencil and Pen look at each other.]

[Pencil · Pen]: Salvador.

Pen: What did he do this time?

Golf Ball: Our most recent record says he beat up another student for … disproving him on a problem in arithmetics.

Pen: Oh my gosh!

Pencil: Wot? I think I've seen worse of'e.

Golf Ball: That he is already carrying out these evil doings in the third grade is bad enough, do you know what may happen in future should he lay untreated? Suspensions, expulsions, appearances on object shows, juvenile delinquency … I will suggest to my secretary that he come here right now. [going on her walkie-talkie] Secretary, summon SS at once!

Tennis Ball: On it!

Pen: The SS? You're kidding me; why not simply call me ugly!

Pencil: An' I thought they disbanded years ago.

Golf Ball: No, through his frequent appearances we have initialled his name.

Pencil: Ah. An' may I assume this is from the condolences y'feels from wot 'appened to the millions o' people from the war?

Golf Ball: This is only because my grandfather fought in that war ... and lived. So no, sympathy whoרes.

Pen: Er, do your students know you use that type of language around their parents?

Voice: They do now!

[Salvador suddenly appears from the headmistress's desk.]

Salvador: You called?

Golf Ball: What the?!

Salvador: Did you know that Golf Ball keeps a record of everyone in the school? I found out that this girl, Saima Piovahonnen, is so lazy in her English she deserves to go back to Finland.

Golf Ball: Oh, wait until you find your entry.

Pen: Chavo, why did you get sent here?

Salvador: The stupid people told you, already. 'Cause I will … I did nothing!

Golf Ball: Salvador D'Israeli Schreiber, you are to end your antics right now, lest my prevention of further measures, and one and only option.

Salvador: I don't care!

[He starts ripping up papers.]

Pencil: Wot'n'ale?

Pen: He's usually got only half of this potential!

Pencil: Wot's yer other option …

Golf Ball: He either cease his doings, or he gets expelled and forcibly transferred into … military school.

[Pencil · Pen]: [Wot · What]?

Pencil: But our son can't stop.

Pen: Yeah, not only is it against status quo, but it's physically impossible for him.