Dear Chrysler 200 following inches behind my bumper in traffic on a significant incline... The reason I keep rolling backwards after I stop is to give you the HINT that I drive a stick, and I like to have some room. Please don't beep at me, instead stop creeping forward, get off the phone, and leave a gap behind me.

Sincerely,

You were so close to me I couldn't see your hood or windshield wipers.