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Johnson begs people to register and then Austine Blue gives them shit.

Yes I know OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin is not new there but this comment is an echo of last night.

362 austin_blue Fri, Sep 9, 2011 10:00:44pm

re: #338 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Two f’ed up, failed, needless wars, needless bombing, needless killing, all so some dumb confederates in love with the idea of state-sponsored murder can feel safe for a minute. Eff them.

Way too harsh for this board. Bad post. The Afghanistan war was entirely appropriate. We went where the bad guys were. We just tried to do it on the cheap and didn’t kill the bad guys who were responsible when we should have nailed them at Tora Bora. But our presence there today is crucial to keep Pakistan (who, you might remember, has a relatively large nuclear arsenal), from falling into “failed nation” status, where all bets are off. It’s teetering on the brink.

The Iraq war was a sack of shit, agreed. But please, watch your tone. Advocates for most of your positions, like myself, might bite you in the ass. Opinions are not facts, and “eff them” is rarely appropriate here, except in extremis and backed up by solid facts.

Tread nicely, nicely, and our Board will be filled with harmony and intelligent discussion.

Tread nicely, nicely, and our Board will be filled with harmony and intelligent discussion. ROTFLMAO!

And then comes the obligatory hatchling hazing. Is so-and-so a sock? Why hasn’t so-and-so posted an introduction yet? Potential stalker? If you register better post an introduction fairly quickly and be prepared to be vetted by the regulars. Not worth the effort for a blog is it?

Your perceived naivite kicked off every alarm bell amongst the Lizards, including the Pope/Emporer. We have seen this *so* many times before. Watch your ass, please. Be consistent on how you post. Use capitals and correct punctuation. The variety of styles was a big hmmm… If you are what you are, we will be happy to accept you as a colleague. If you aren’t what you appear to be, you will be dead meat.

Just sayin’.

If it isn’t in the hole then…. This is tonight’s austin_blue doing the same sort of shit to OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

362 austin_blue Fri, Sep 9, 2011 10:00:44pm

re: #338 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

Two f’ed up, failed, needless wars, needless bombing, needless killing, all so some dumb confederates in love with the idea of state-sponsored murder can feel safe for a minute. Eff them.

Way too harsh for this board. Bad post. The Afghanistan war was entirely appropriate. We went where the bad guys were. We just tried to do it on the cheap and didn’t kill the bad guys who were responsible when we should have nailed them at Tora Bora. But our presence there today is crucial to keep Pakistan (who, you might remember, has a relatively large nuclear arsenal), from falling into “failed nation” status, where all bets are off. It’s teetering on the brink.

The Iraq war was a sack of shit, agreed. But please, watch your tone. Advocates for most of your positions, like myself, might bite you in the ass. Opinions are not facts, and “eff them” is rarely appropriate here, except in extremis and backed up by solid facts.

Tread nicely, nicely, and our Board will be filled with harmony and intelligent discussion.

So ISTE, is Sago Killgore Trout or Fuss 082? Reason I’m asking, I need to know what name to put on the silverware. Hate having someone having to use generic silverware without the awesomeness that is Perry-winkles. 🙂

And when you register you get to interact with the great intellect Gus_802! :

Mr Pancakes Fri, Sep 9, 2011 7:50:30pm

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Fucking shit. Why can’t some people just accept the fact that it was hot here today and that’s why I’m fucking tired. Instead I get to hear some major fucked up shit “well when you’re out there living in your car you’ll wish you were in the garage.” I feel like screaming at the top of my lungs.

Hey ISTE, no problem. I was just curious. He seemed like some Farkers that spend their entire online existence hunting down the one comment that might make someone look bad. Besides, I already corrected him on the “Residential Reader killed OBL bit.”

I’m sure that by this time tomorrow, he’ll post a frothing, sweat-soaked, screaming Obamaite screed, in which case I’ll copy Charles (dammit I hate that phrase) and say “Piss Off!”

Some of these folks live according to the rule that “someone is wrong on the internet, thus I must fight for civilization and correct them of the error of their ways.”

Slightly OT: Hey beed, are you the same beed that posts on paranormal TV shows site?
Just curious. No real need to answer here.

On Topic:.
Did something that torqued off old Sago.

Weird. Somewhere the phrase KIllgore comes to mind, but Killgore, racist asshole that he may be, he at least kept personal attacks to a minimum.

Noticed also that this is close to K. Trouts’ famous midnight ride. Yee-hah!, I’ll teach those evil-assed Palin-Bachmann Jesus Freaks a lesson!

Sago must jerk off to pictures to Residential Reader. Yes, boys and girls, I went there…

Then again, maybe Sago is Cato The Elder, just an idea. I’m sure Rodan would love to know that if it’s true.

By the way Sago, if you want to duel with me, then fine! If suicide is your forte, I only ask an impartial witness be chosen, and in your case, I’ll go with Bunk X or Iron Fist. Sorry, I don’t trust Charles Manson, er Johnson, whatever.

Then again I could be tweaking the idiot, I’m making this crap up you decide!
Who needs trolling; come on cork, don’t fail me now!!!

MrPaulRevere :
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Fucking shit. Why can’t some people just accept the fact that it was hot here today and that’s why I’m fucking tired. Instead I get to hear some major fucked up shit “well when you’re out there living in your car you’ll wish you were in the garage.” I feel like screaming at the top of my lungs.

Ok Atlas Fails you asked for it, you got it! I just made your day, I suspect you have a more intellectual major such as LGBT studies. By the way who is stalking whom?

25 Atlas Fails Fri, Sep 9, 2011 6:35:38pm

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Sounds like he has a hard-on for this place.

Perhaps he’s one of the stalker crybabies from diary of dumbass. Talk about a creep, monitoring every word typed by what he calls 20 year-old sociology majors (nice insult? I guess…?) Hey, maybe now I’ll get a mention on a stalker blog!

As aside: I saw him on Howard Stern a few years ago when they used to air his radio show as a TV show. Norm was kind of sitting in as other guests came in and everything was going fine until Stern had on some pron slut who started peeling off her clothes. Norm was visibly disturbed and actually averted his eyes. Stern asked him what was wrong and Norm kind of mumbled “well the young lady is unclothed” or something.

My guess is he’s probably happily married and not into gratuitous lasciviousness like Stern. Showed a little class on a show that definitely lacked it. Norm seems like a good guy.

You can do all this cool sh## on LGF, as well as having your personal info outed by the fat-assed, flipped-out owner of the failed blog, or you can just join here and make fun of the small group of minions who remain there. It’s your choice. It’s kind of a Catch-22 situation. Neither choice is overly-appealing. It’s not like the “lady or the tiger”-thing, where you either open the door behind which lurks the hot Mata Hari of your wildest dreams, ready to fulfill every sick fantasy you’ve been having since Pam rejected your greasy advances, or else it’s a hungry tiger that rips you to pieces in front of a coliseum full of howling peasants. It’s not like that at all.

You can do that kind of thing on LGF?? What crazy mad programming skilz that Charles must have. And he plays guitar and know’s a great deal about comic books too! That ‘skank’ Condoleeza’s got nothin’ on this dude as a polymath. Just like that Steely Dan song, he’s a MAJOR dude!

MrPaulRevere :
The dolt just posted the first part of his ‘novel’ at his page over there…he seems awfully impressed with himself.

Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s my honor to introduce the next Hemingway, the great Obdicut: “And sometimes the world just comes together. Okay, one time only it came together for me, but it was deeply affecting. Basically:

One of my thousand-and-one random talents is the ability to run down stairs really really really fast. I don’t know why, who knows, hard to figure, but I can beat anyone going downstairs. It sounds like machinegun fire when my feet hit down. I also mentally like the idea of going downstairs, especially underground, you really feel like you’re getting somewhere, you know?”

Found here…. http*://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/257332_Excerpt_of_insanity

Excerpt of insanity
Just something I’m working on
Obdicut
Books • Sep 10, 2011 at 7:10 am PDT • Views: 125
And sometimes the world just comes together. Okay, one time only it came together for me, but it was deeply affecting. Basically:

One of my thousand-and-one random talents is the ability to run down stairs really really really fast. I don’t know why, who knows, hard to figure, but I can beat anyone going downstairs. It sounds like machinegun fire when my feet hit down. I also mentally like the idea of going downstairs, especially underground, you really feel like you’re getting somewhere, you know? Okay, upstairs works too, but it’s a different kind of feeling going upstairs, it gets more portentous and bound every moment with every step you take, that pain in your thigh hits you know and you have to say, “Is this shit at the top of these stairs worth it?” and have to have a moment of introspection before you finish off the flight. But downstairs I just fly down, it’s like I’m going to run clear out of the world at the bottom or something.

Anyway right, so the serendipity was this:

Remember that night at Franks I told you about? I think I told you about it. Anyway, downtown in San Francisco, out on the streets, I see the guy! The one who stole my hat that night, who was fucking putting it on and grinning as he went out the door. It sucked, and here he was. I was glad my memory was right for once and he was a tiny little rat dude and not a Bighunk McChestgriddle kind of guy, so I could go crazy on him without insurance.

So I was shouting “Hey” immediately and barreling to him, caroming little old Chinese ladies off me (and they totally got where I was coming from, you could tell from the looks in their eyes, this one old modom in a frilly hat number especially, she valued hats and she totally got me) and I must have looked like a white sharkfin ploughing through a sea of Asia because he looked up and saw my anger and did an ‘oh shit’ and scampered. He ran along the street a bit and I was hitting my stride but honestly thinking fuck because I wasn’t really gaining or anything but then the stupidshit bolted down some stairs to the MUNI train station. He bolted down the stairs. I needed to catch up to a dude and he was going down the stairs. It was so good I almost screwed it all up by getting overexcited but my mind and body dodged that and I just clicked and went into my “I am a robot designed to run down stairs” mode and I machine-gunned down and it was fucking perfect so perfect that when I caught up to him and grabbed him around the shoulders I wasn’t even mad anymore I was laughing like a bastard and he got so scared from that he like went a bit faster and I caught up AGAIN and he went like “Gah” and fell forwards and I passed him while he pinwheeled down the last five steps and I turned around to watch him plant his face like a failed flower into the harsh concrete and I said, “Beat you.”

Why does he hate little old Chinese ladies and why does he make them carom?

Good Morning all.
I have been reading comments, which I should have done after signing up- I regret the breech and seek to make amends.

First I wish I’d been a bit more creative in my screen name! Some of yours are amazing. But I didn’t, I’m Michele, Midwest girl(ha, too old for that term but eh) and I admit I began reading the articles here on global warming and evolution because of a student I had when I was still teaching. This student didn’t “believe in” global change. Didn’t believe at all. Now as a Sociology person, the science was way out of my realm of knowledge, so until he was done with my class, I looked for as many articles and research based examples as could be found to give him the “other side” of the issue. In the text I used for my class, there was a chapter on demography, environment, and he was totally dismissive of everything I showed the class(I did not single him out, but I did get the information with him in mind) The evolution question is more a personal thing, but I think I am getting a handle on that, thanks in part to a very simple concept- religion is theology, not science(I read that in a comment to me on an earlier thread), and should be taught accordingly.
I’ve noticed that politics are a popular topic here;) Politically speaking, I’ve yet to find a place to fit in, maybe others here had a upbringing like mine- the group of people who helped raise me could not have been any different, despite all being in the same family. My mother and uncle are very VERY conservative in their politics. My dad was, and my uncle still is, very ver liberal. Elections were always interesting in my house, and the Thanksgiving after was usually a bit of a gloatfest for the group that had won.
I admit to being a secret idealist when it comes to politics, clinging to the belief that somehow it all has to work out. I admit to being taken with Sarah Palin at first, because she was the first politician I identified with, but in her positions we truned out to be very different. I was never one to pout if my choice didn’t win, willing to give the winner my support and hope for the best.
That said, this coming election feels different in a lot of ways for a fence sitter like me. Before the last election I was employed, married and hopeful, this coming election finds me divorced, unemployed, and a lot less smug and lazy in my assurance that it’ll all work out. I would like to do my part, more than just voting, but not without more information. It is that need for more information that led me here.
I’m sorry I didn’t introduce myself properly at first, and thanks so much for the patience you’ve shown.

And after all that, I’d respectfully like to ask- why do some of you say “good night lizards?”

Bunk X:
I scrubbed that post. Mainly, because things I might have said would cause hardship on both sides. As to Sago’s accusations, heck on the booze part, guilty, don’t really care at this point. Both side of my family are guilty on the love of fermented grains and grapes. I’m probably the first generation that has not had anything to do moonshine in either making, selling or consuming it.

As to the monarchy comment; you’ll not find one person in the world that hates monarchies more than me. See Henry VIII for examples; throughout Britain’s history, kings have had a checkerboard of good, and evil reigns.

As for healthcare, it’s a disaster, and I don’t care who supports it. As for Republicans supporting it, well that’s good in all, but last I checked, Senators and Congress get free healthcare, probably better than what the Armed Forces gets.

Lastly, yeah I get a little carried away, guilty on that, but I’ll not let someone make false statements and get away with it. I will apologize for my posts the other night on the overnight thread, I do get carried away, and I’m quite sure that certain elements in society would like nothing better than to force a person to filter everything that they say for fear of making someone uncomfortable. (Kind of like a certain site with the name footballs in it.)

Again my apologies and I’ll let you get back to plucking strawberries from the Phony Ponytail Prophet.

garycooper :Before the last election I was employed, married and hopeful, this coming election finds me divorced, unemployed, and a lot less smug and lazy in my assurance that it’ll all work out.
I feel really bad for this kid. On the other hand, life’s a bitch, and you should wear a helmet.

I aint gonna lie. I’m prwetty drink right now. and that taht made me laugh

Tomorrow AM. Ten years on. Look at what the Chunk Puts to for “This is How I’ll Remember the World Trade Center”.

You piece of shit. Have the balls to open your blog for a ten-year reunion. Oh. Sorry. You and balls are mutually exclusive. You would have to take away time out from going down on Obdicunt and KKKillgor Trout.
Guzzle up. Have a nice day. Oh. Just in case you didn’t get the tone.
Chunk. Fuck You!

On that thread many of the lizards were relating where they were or what they were doing when it happened. None of them were on the internet that day it seems.

I was. I hit Drudge and yes I remember hitting LGF if not that day soon after. I was at work. I went into a conference room where someone had setup a TV. I saw the second plane hit and felt sick. My boss was traveling from Massechussets and I recall he couldn’t fly back out all week. But I was at my computer all day and kept hitting news sites like Drudge all day to see what was going on.

I kept thinking “those fuckers have no idea what they’be brought on themselves. America has so many resources to throw at them. They think they’re fanatics? They haven’t fucking seen fanatics yet We have guys who climb mountains in Afghanistan and kill murderous scumbags for FUN !” I was mostly right 🙂