tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-70784182098474961432018-08-28T03:18:33.623-07:00Sports JackustratedA fresh look at sports from the perspective of, and written by,
12-year-old sports fanatic Jack Payne.
Moderated by Laura Payne
Includes: opinions, statistics, scores, top tens, rankings, picks, polls and more.Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-18262958352378012252010-01-03T17:11:00.000-08:002010-01-03T17:12:57.857-08:00The 2010 Ski SeasonAfter skiing 10 times in this brand new ski season I have predicted that it will be a great ski season, although it will be cold.Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-45593703835623546322010-01-03T16:51:00.000-08:002010-01-03T16:57:15.605-08:00How Should the Indianapolis Colts Come Back to the Super Bowl After Loosing Two Straight?In my mind the Indianapolis Colts are unstoppable with there starters on the field. They should take there bie week and ride it in to the post season knowing that if they didnt rest there starters they could have easily been undefeated. Weather the Colts play against the Saints, Vikings, or even the Eagles i believe they will win because of there ability to come back in the fourth quarter. Although they shouldnt rely on this ability they can use it to there advantage if they fall behind in the early quarters of the game. That is how the Indianapolis Colts will win the Super Bowl.Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-58396815287405283412008-12-12T08:17:00.001-08:002008-12-12T08:17:20.654-08:00Alpine Ski Racing - Ted Ligety - US Ski Team<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/FgyRzxj0QGM' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/FgyRzxj0QGM'/></object></p></div>Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-59957715520418632252008-12-04T11:38:00.000-08:002008-12-04T11:44:52.568-08:00Ski Season Coming SoonSki season training exercises to get you prepared:<br />1. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up.<br />2. Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use.<br />3. Fasten a small, wide rubber band around the top half of your head before you go to bed each night.<br />4. If you wear glasses, begin wearing them with glue smeared on the lenses.<br />5. Throw away a hundred dollar bill-now.<br />6. Find the nearest ice rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your ski boots carrying two pairs of skis, accessory bag and poles. Pretend you are looking for your car. Sporadically drop things.<br />Place a small but angular pebble in your shoes, line them with crushed ice, and then tighten a C-clamp around your toes.<br />7. Buy a new pair of gloves and immediately throw one away.<br />8. Secure one of your ankles to a bed post and ask a friend to run into you at high speed.<br />9. Go to McDonald's and insist on paying $8.50 for a hamburger. Be sure you are in the longest line.<br />10. Clip a lift ticket to the zipper of your jacket and ride a motorcycle fast enough to make the ticket lacerate your face.<br />11. Drive slowly for five hours - anywhere - as long as it's in a snowstorm and you're following an 18 wheeler.<br />12. Fill a blender with ice, hit the pulse button and let the spray blast your face. Leave the ice on your face until it melts. Let it drip into your clothes.<br />13. Dress up in as many clothes as you can and then proceed to take them off because you have to go to the bathroom.<br />14. Slam your thumb in a car door. Don't go see a doctor.<br />15. Repeat all of the above every Saturday and Sunday until it's time for the real thing!Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-84210024388725625392008-11-24T07:33:00.001-08:002008-11-24T07:33:18.936-08:00Detroit Lions vs. Chicago Bears bloopers<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/pYj9VUt8vUU' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/pYj9VUt8vUU'/></object></p></div>Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-84204207403347823722008-11-13T06:09:00.000-08:002008-11-13T06:10:00.884-08:00SnowboardingMy brother just started a boarding blog.<br /><a href="http://www.boardrippa.blogspot.com/">http://www.boardrippa.blogspot.com</a>Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-58408969145221993592008-10-22T06:39:00.000-07:002008-10-22T06:40:54.020-07:00Those Poor Detroit LionsQ. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?<br />A. The Detroit Lions<br />Q. What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?<br />A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."<br />Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?<br />A. Put up goal posts.<br />Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?<br />A. To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there!<br />Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?<br />A. A thief<br />Q. Why doesn't Grand Rapids have a professional football team?<br />A. Because then Detroit would want one.<br />Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill? <br />A. You can still get four quarters ou t of a dollar bill.<br />Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?<br />A. Nobody knows, and we may never find out.<br />Q. What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?<br />A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-54837569443680263422008-10-15T07:41:00.000-07:002008-10-15T07:43:11.906-07:00Sports Languages<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_eIARuH0-x4Y/SPYBSZvXdXI/AAAAAAAAAOg/P8wICkR-kPA/s1600-h/ling.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257391030660461938" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_eIARuH0-x4Y/SPYBSZvXdXI/AAAAAAAAAOg/P8wICkR-kPA/s400/ling.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>This is from my mom's blog at http://www.walkinthewords.blogspot.com</div>Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-62524722810340724542008-09-15T15:50:00.000-07:002008-09-15T15:53:46.440-07:00How the Colts Will Win the Super Bowl<span style="color:#000000;">In my opinion Tom Brady getting injured is the best thing that could have happened to the Colts. With out Tom Brady the Patriots will never win the AFC so with the Patriots out of the picture the Colts should be able to step forward and win the Super Bowl.</span>Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-83693797543321475132008-09-12T06:26:00.001-07:002008-09-12T06:26:07.021-07:002008 olympics- bloopers<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/LMBbUU2qqzg' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/LMBbUU2qqzg'/></object></p></div>Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-83358205177938537132008-06-05T08:28:00.000-07:002008-06-05T08:32:42.548-07:00The Detroit Red Wings and the Stanley Cup<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_eIARuH0-x4Y/SEgHEC0eopI/AAAAAAAAAFE/4Pf0gke_v0Y/s1600-h/red.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5208420735111832210" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_eIARuH0-x4Y/SEgHEC0eopI/AAAAAAAAAFE/4Pf0gke_v0Y/s400/red.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Here is a link to an article my mom wrote about the Red Wings and the Stanley Cup:<br /><a href="http://walkinthewords.blogspot.com/2008/06/stanley-pup-helps-red-wings-bring-home.html">http://walkinthewords.blogspot.com/2008/06/stanley-pup-helps-red-wings-bring-home.html</a></div>Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-31340874666249554682008-06-04T16:04:00.001-07:002008-06-04T16:04:55.247-07:00baseball bloopers<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/kvkNTDZXnKw' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/kvkNTDZXnKw'/></object></p></div>Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-56852127187908223852008-06-03T16:28:00.000-07:002008-06-03T16:31:18.921-07:00Why The Wings Lost Game 5Many People ask why the Wings lost to the Pens in game 5 but it is so simple. The Red Wings could not get ahead early although they came back they then were to worn out to get the last goal in the 3rd overtime and there for lost the game.Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-60960609269783338072008-05-31T09:10:00.001-07:002008-05-31T09:10:46.308-07:00Granderson Inside The Park Homerun<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/TcRaYNtbANA' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/TcRaYNtbANA'/></object></p><p>An amazing hit and some fast running takes Granderson all the way around the bases on this amazing play.</p></div>Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-54030961462120030082008-05-31T09:01:00.000-07:002008-05-31T09:06:45.983-07:00Why The Pistons SuckThe Pistons Suck because they wont get rid of Rasheed Wallace who is just dragging the team down. In game 6 of the confrence finals he had 4 points and 5 fouls and he is the biggest whinning baby in all of sports. He will not post up like he is supposed to instead he takes mindless 3's. If we had Maxiel in the starting 5 instead of Rasheed Wallace we would have not only a better more agressive offensive team but a better deffesive team also with someone who is actualy excited to be out there instead of someone who has been there done that.Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-54954636483991742702008-05-31T08:27:00.000-07:002008-05-31T08:29:20.968-07:00T-Shirt ContestDon't forget to enter my mom's word contest. <a href="https://mirapointms6.wayne.edu/wm/mail/fetch.html?urlid=1681cfe966aef460e87687bffd18dba78&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.walkinthewords.blogspot.com" target="_blank">http://www.walkinthewords.blogspot.com</a>Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-74879480995687352542008-05-30T13:14:00.001-07:002008-05-30T13:14:34.755-07:00The Sport of Spelling by Napoleon Dynamite<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/PWgv_Q825Bo' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/PWgv_Q825Bo'/></object></p></div>Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-85164675024797586412008-05-29T17:46:00.001-07:002008-05-29T17:46:47.909-07:00Great catch<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/mcMbK9nQgOM' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/mcMbK9nQgOM'/></object></p><p>Watch this it is an amazing catch </p></div>Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-65592721550705751322008-05-29T17:39:00.001-07:002008-05-29T17:39:52.199-07:00Handlebars/Flobots <div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/afX6VYn48KE' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/afX6VYn48KE'/></object></p><p>Cool Song</p></div>Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-51390382253262095872008-05-29T17:06:00.000-07:002008-05-29T17:14:30.082-07:00Why the Red Wings will win the Sanley CupEveryone that is not a Penguins fan can tell you that the Red Wings will win the Finals but i can give you the reasons why.<br /> The first reason they will win is not only they have experience but they have a higher skill level higher than the Pens.<br /> The second reason is that even if the Red Wings cant win on the road the Pens cant either and the Wings have home ice advantage with the best crowd in the NHL.<br /> The third reason is that the Pens cant handle being under the pressure of being the under dog.<br /> And the last reason is that Chris Osgood is the best goalie in the NHL and if anything happens to him the Wings still have the second best in the NHL in Dominic Hasek and Fleury of the Pens cant stop the Wings offense.<br /> Those are the four reasons the Wings will win the Stanley Cup.Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-35846119784096271172008-05-22T13:46:00.000-07:002008-05-22T13:48:27.352-07:00Contest for T-ShirtsI wanted to tell you that my mom will be announcing an exciting contest on her site tomorrow. Check it out and enter for a chance to win some goodies. <a href="https://mirapointms6.wayne.edu/wm/mail/fetch.html?urlid=1681cfe966aef460e87687bffd18dba78&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.walkinthewords.blogspot.com" target="_blank">http://www.walkinthewords.blogspot.com</a>Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-87164032655064940562008-05-21T06:04:00.001-07:002008-05-21T06:04:09.635-07:00Crazy sick grind joe payne<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/P2ENbCBbUOE' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/P2ENbCBbUOE'/></object></p></div>Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-61779510400846258622008-05-19T16:59:00.001-07:002008-05-19T16:59:39.901-07:00Joe Payne Nails the Double kink box<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/Ia-aEdefYfY' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/Ia-aEdefYfY'/></object></p></div>Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-35443955093006435602008-05-19T14:49:00.001-07:002008-05-19T14:49:39.544-07:00Joe Payne hits the inverted box<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/-7pjefvh-Pg' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/-7pjefvh-Pg'/></object></p></div>Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7078418209847496143.post-80900225847345397092008-05-18T16:16:00.001-07:002008-05-18T16:16:36.746-07:00Joe Payne Stomps the rainbow at boyne<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/QHPDkox3XP8' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/QHPDkox3XP8'/></object></p></div>Laura Paynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05229426716936563690noreply@blogger.com2