College Jokes

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST ROOMS." By the time they got to Cleveland, they'd cleaned 147 Johns.Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. "Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?" "Yes!" "For the whole basketball team?""Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?" "Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming out?How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.