Toe Factor: 9Years to menopause: 9Number of drinks when this photo was taken: 9 and a wee half

This is the LA that you don’t hear about on Entertainment Tonight. People who look like people on TV shows (like the facsimile of Kim Catrall on the right) but aren’t. People who have everything that the people on ET have except for the careers, jobs, houses and money.

But they have everything else… like arms, legs, pots and pans, utensils, housepets, sunglasses and shoes to name a few. The funniest yet most annoying part of Los Angeles is the seemingly endless number of people with no visible means of support, even well into their thirties. In LA, when you ask someone what they do they reply with hobbies and various activities that no one has ever paid them to do… the equivalent of someone asking what you do and you responding “well, I go to the post office and the supermarket.And I like to mountain bike“. And the sad thing is how infrequently these poseurs are called on such nonsense!

Camel Toe Report to all poseurs out there: we know that you’re not actually writing scripts on that laptop while sitting at Urth Caffe on Melrose… you’re on your laptop drafting a letter to your parents explaining why they should continue to “invest” in your sorry ass for another few months!