...trudging into the distance in the bleeding stinking mad shadow of Jesus...the Lord out of dust had created him, had made him blood and nerve and mind, had made him to bleed and weep and think, and set him in a world of loss and fire... --Flannery O'Connor

My old friend Lucifer came / Fought to keep me in chains / But I saw through the tricks / Of six-sixty-six --Johnny Cash

The Line of the Lord ("Le Fil du Seigneur") costs 0.34 euros (46 cents) a minute. According the Vanity Fair after you confess your sins the voice will walk you through some Hail Marys as a nod toward penance.

The hotline was created by a Parisian telephone service provider. It's been roundly condemned by the French bishops