Met a girl from Berlin who cussed more than I do. A man who started a company who helps children learn how to cook healthily. And who also finnagled a free bottle of prosecco for us. A CEO who helps lazy people order anything from their, um, la-z-boy. A girl, tome, whose name meet innocence.

also broke a wine glass nonchalantly and ate guacamole and chocolate muffins. I think I see a rude springtime awakening happening.