Good morning ladies and gentlemen
("What hotel number is she in?")
Boys and motherfucking girls
("319, 319" "Cool")
This is your captain with no name speaking
And I am here to rock your world
With a tale that will soon be classic
About a woman you already know
No prostitute she, but the mayor of your brain
Pussy Control
(Are you ready?)

Aaah, Pussy Control, oh
Aaah, Pussy Control, oh

Our story begins in a schoolyard
A little girl skipping rope with her friends
A tisket, a tasket, no lunch in her basket
Just school books for the fight she'd be in
One day over this hoodie
She got beat for some clothes and a rep
With her chin up, she scolded, "All y'all's molded
When I am rich, on your neck I'll step"
And step she did to the straight A's
Then college, a master degree
She hired the heifers that jumped her
And made everyone of them work for free?
No! Why?
So what if my sisters are trifling?
They just don't know
She said, "Mama didn't tell them what she told me
'Girl, you need Pussy Control'"
(Are you ready?)

Aaah, Pussy Control, oh
Aaah, Pussy Control, oh

Pussy got bank in her pockets
Before she got dick in her drawers
If brother didn't have good and plenty of his own
In love Pussy never did fall
And this fool named Trick want to stick her
Uh, talking more shit than a bit
About how he going to make Pussy a star
If she come and sing a lick on his hit
Pussy said, "Nigga, you crazy if you don't know
Every woman in the world ain't a freak
You can go platinum four times
Still couldn't make what I make in a week
So push up on somebody that want to hear that
Because this somebody here don't want to know
Boy, you better act like you understand
When you roll with Pussy Control"
(Are you ready?)

Aaah, Pussy Control, oh
Aaah, Pussy Control, oh

Breakdown
(Are you ready for the best Pussy you ever felt?)
(Are you ready for the best Pussy you ever felt?)

With one more verse to the story
I need another piece of your ear
I want to hip you all to the reason
I am known as the Player of the Year
Because I met this girl named Pussy
At the club - International Balls
She was rolling four-deep
Three sisters and a weepy-eyed white girl driving a Hog
I pulled up right beside her
And my electric top went down
I said, "Motherfucker, I know your reputation
And I am astounded that you're here
I fear you're lonely and you want to know
A 12 o'clock straight up nigga
That don't give a shit that you're Pussy Control
Well, I am that nigga, at least I want to be
But it is going to be hard as hell
To keep my mind off a body
That would make every rich man
Want to sell, sell, sell
(75, we need another . . . 85, 85 here, sold!)
Can I tell you what I am thinking that you already know?
You need a motherfucker that respects your name"
Now say it, Pussy Control
(Are you ready?)

Aaah, Pussy Control, oh
Aaah, Pussy Control, oh

And the moral of this motherfucker is
Ladies, make them act like they know
You are, was, and always will be Pussy Control
(Are you ready?)
Peace and be wild
(Aaah, Pussy Control)

Say what, huh? (Oh)
Oh no, don't you think about calling her a ho
(Are you ready?)
You juvenile delinquent
Best sit your ass down
Talking about Pussy Control
Huh, can you dig it?

General CommentMy firends and I all assign songs to each other, and this is one of my best friend's songs and also his nick name now "Pussy Control". This song is just too damn funny, I didnt like it the first few times I heard it but it grew on me!

General CommentI never heard this song until a rather large man sang it kareoke at a bar I was at. One of the funniest things I've ever seen and he did it damn well. Now it's my favorite Prince song. Makes me smile everytime. Good times.

General CommentI fell in love with Prince when I was like 10 years old and I saw "Purple Rain." The first time I heard this song was at the club and I instantly fell in love with it. Women do have the power and this song proves the control we have...LoL