You can count on it Loren. Maybe Jesus got sidetracked watching the Olympics but that would bring his omniscience into question but don't worry I'm sure his family and friends have already contacted Thinkers Anonymous.

Having read the article, I think I found 'ole Rev. Coots problem. To be protected from serpents, you have to be anointed by god. While he may have been greasy, I'm thinking he forgot to use the Holy Brylcreem. Either that, or Dapper Dan. In any event, I'm wondering if the Full Gospel Tabernacle was a bit too much. Maybe he should have gone with Gospel Lite, Low Fat Gospel, or Reduced Calorie Gospel. May not have clogged up the blood flow to the brain so bad.