But just as Ian tried to win the role through the power of social media, we're taking to the digisphere and making a case for why he should play Christian Grey. Take that one step further—why he's perfect as Christian Grey.

So spread the word and add to these 23 reasons. Maybe we'll get E.L. James to change her mind!

He was the first actor to openly express interest in playing Christian Grey without hesitation.

1. Tom Cruise

Remember how Tom Cruise reportedly auditioned plenty of women, including Jennifer Garner and Sofia Vergara, to be his wife before he settled on Katie Holmes?

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2. Terrence Howard

Terrence Howard has been accused of abusing women more than once (see here), and he likes controlling women ... at least in terms of what they wear and what they keep in their bathrooms. On that note, here's hoping he's got a good plumber, because baby wipes don't flush.

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3. Sean Penn

Sean Penn has the brooding, serious thing down. He's also into tying up and striking women with various instruments. You know, like when he kidnapped, bound, beat and sexually assaulted then-wife Madonna. Classy dude. (Godspeed, Charlize Theron.)

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4. Liam Neeson

Liam Neeson has a particular set of skills. And he was great in The Grey. If anyone could salvage The Christian Grey, it's this dude, but let's be honest. It's kind of beneath him.

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5. John Mayer

John Mayer has demonstrated numerous times that he doesn't respect women. Based on his track record of famous dimwitted females (ask Jessica Simpson what buffalo sauce is or Katy Perry about geishas), Anastasia Steele, who lacks any semblance of a personality and doesn't have two brain cells to rub together, seems just his type.

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6. George Clooney

George Clooney is as smooth and classy as it gets in public, and rumor has it he likes it rough in the sack. Also, like Christian Grey, it took him a while to find someone worth settling down for—let's be real, he's the lucky one in his marriage to the flawless Amal Clooney.

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7. Drake

Drake obsesses over famous women, including Rihanna and Nicki Minaj. Then he bangs a bunch of strippers, some of whom he threatens with physical violence. Sounds manipulative and creepy to us, just like emotional abuser Christian Grey. (Also, he plays up the image of being "hard" when he's really the emotional and street equivalent of a f*cking Tempur-Pedic mattress. Go home, Wheelchair Jimmy.)

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8. Danny Trejo

C'mon, is there anyone on the planet more intimidating than this guy? Also, I'll be honest. I just wanted to include Danny Trejo in this list because Danny Trejo is a goddamn legend.

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9. Christian Bale

Christian Bale plays a psychopath beautifully, as evidenced in his portrayal of Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. He's also handsome, rich, gratuitously talented and has displayed he's got quite a bit of a temper. If it weren't beneath his paygrade, unrefined and lame, he'd be perfect for Christian Grey.

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10. Chris Brown

He's rich, he's abusive and he has an ex-girlfriend who, until recently, was unable to let go of him. Why do we worship Christian Grey and crucify Chris Brown again? (Hint: It has to do with "white knight" fantasies as well as white skin. Better yourselves.)

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Remember how Tom Cruise reportedly auditioned plenty of women, including Jennifer Garner and Sofia Vergara, to be his wife before he settled on Katie Holmes?