If homeopathy works, what does dinosaur piss cure?
With the same water sloshing about for billions of years, it’s touched everything by now, so every drop is a cure for every ailment. Therefore, no one ever gets sick…

Next time (the review) for the intro or outro, could you use Pink Floyd’s ‘Run Like Hell’? Or, perhaps more interestingly, you could use the cover version performed by KiTTiE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjWCTcSy1iY