"Opening Night"

"Award Show Night"

The Lyrics

On November 18 and 19 of 2005, I will be playing the part of "Marshall Brown" in The Nashoba Players' new dinner theatre production, "The Award Show". At the request of the director, I've been "commissioned" to write some parodies of show-tunes that we will use in this upcoming performance of "The Award Show". This particular parody will be sung by the character "Eddie Panache" and "The Award Show Lovelies".

EDDIE & AWARD SHOW LOVELIESAward-Show-night!It's Award-Show-night!The Artty Film Awards' new new show!Who will win, and who will blow?See winners taking their smiling bows!See losers take violent cows!Don't change the station---don't go a-way---

AWARD SHOW LOVELIESEddie's got a lot to say!

EDDIEHello there my friends!Hello there my friends!Welcome to our show, my wonderful friends!It's time to party!To party hearty!Hearty with ARTTY !

EDDIE & AWARD SHOW LOVELIESIt's the best show in town!You'll sit there sighing!Laugh 'til you're crying!There's no denyingIt's the best show in town!

AWARD SHOW LOVELIESAll the winners we'll glad-hand and kiss!

EDDIEYou've seen shows ---

AWARD SHOW LOVELIES--- but never like THIS !

EDDIEThe Artty Awards will show you, my friendsWhose films are goldenWhose films are rottenWhose should be rememberedAnd be forgotten!

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