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It’s been a minute since we checked in with Danish supermodel and woman we’d trample over our own mother to get next to, Nina Agdal.

Last time we checked in with Nina Agdal, it was because we could see her boobs. We decided to end our regular coverage of Nina Agdal after seeing her boobs, since we were sure nothing could ever top that.

And while nothing will ever top seeing Nina Agdal’s boobs, she did display some sick basketball skills on Instagram. Since the NBA season starts this coming Tuesday, the least we can do for Adam Silver’s association is share the video of Nina Agdal playing hoops to get you excited for basketball. Continue Reading

We’ve always wanted to see Victoria’s Secret Angel and Namibian supermodel Behati Prinsloo in some kind of sex scene and on September 29th, a Behati Prinsloo sex scene was unleashed upon the internet. Sadly, Behati Prinsloo’s nubile, nude body comes accompanied by a Maroon 5 song because her new sex scene is just a small portion of Adam Levine’s latest vanity music video project, “Animals”. Continue Reading

Advertising is a cutthroat business. At least it seems to be in Mad Men. And honestly, the only thing I know about the advertising industry comes from Mad Men. Which not only means my understanding of the advertising industry is totally anachronistic, it’s also polluted with melodramatic subplots.

That said, I do have some advertising advice for young entrepreneurs trying to establish a brand that gets people talking: book a topless Miranda Kerr and put her in your commercial.

Seriously, it really doesn’t matter what your product is. As long as you have topless Miranda Kerr, people will share the crap out of your commercial and everyone will be talking about that topless Miranda Kerr video they saw online the other day.

To see this “topless Miranda Kerr = automatically good advertising” theory in action, all we need to do is watch topless Miranda Kerr’s new commercial for 7 Obsessions Jeans. In it, we find Miranda Kerr topless and out of breath, presumably because her new jeans are so cool that they’ve given her orgasm after orgasm. If only there was a for her to wear two pairs of jeans at once because then she’s be able to achieve complete and utter ecstasy in her jeans. Or something like that…

Let’s watch topless Miranda Kerr love her jeans:

Do you see now why this is fool proof advertising?

So now you know. All you need to be good at advertising is film Miranda Kerr with no top for 30 seconds and everyone will be talking about your brand. The only problem is you’re going to need a dump-truck full of hundred dollar bills to get Miranda Kerr topless for your ad.

I already gave you the idea of shooting a topless Miranda Kerr to promote your product, now it’s up to you to figure out how to pay for it.

I’m not sure if this has been clear in my previous posts about Terry Richardson and his work, but I absolutely despise the guy. And I don’t despise him simply because he’s an aging hipster and that’s the single most pathetic thing anyone could be. No, I despise Terry Richardson for the simple fact that he includes a photo of himself posing with his subject in every damn photo set he creates.

And then there are all the stories of Terry Richardson sexually harassing the models he works with, which just isn’t cool. Leveraging your reputation to receive sexual favors from up-and-coming models probably happens all the time in the fashion industry, but like c’mon. It’s not cool.

How does one pose nude while still conveying that it’s art and not porn?

Pornography is often defined as “obscene”. The famous quote from the Supreme Court’s Ruling on pornography came from Justice Potter Stewart. He was stuck on how to describe pornography, and Novak said to him, “Mr. Justice, you will know it when you see it.”

So how do you ensure that you they don’t know porn when they see it?

Well there are two things you can do…First option: turn up the colour saturation, turn down the contrast, add a hip filter and people will not know whether or not what they’re seeing is porn.

Second option: throw a wet, lace article of clothing over yourself (or the model if you’re shooting and not posing) thus obscuring the nudity just enough so that people don’t know what they’re looking at.

And as we all know, when you’re looking at something that you’re not quite sure what it is…that’s what we call art.

You know who seems to know this principle more than anyone else? Nina Agdal.

Just the other day, some low contrast and high color saturation pictures of Nina Agdal surfaced online posing on the beach in a see-through top. And yes…you can totally see Nina Agdal’s boobs and her butt. Thank goodness someone pinned them to Sex.com!

Having followed Nina Agdal’s posing for sexy pictures extensively, we’ve always felt that she has probably the most rocking body in history. These new nude pictures of Nina Agdal only confirm these assumptions:

Despite all my complaining, the World Cup in Brazil this year has been good for one thing: reminding us how hot Brazilian women are.

You know how Australia was colonized by British inmates and the recently lobotomized thus spawning a country of ass-backwards weirdos? Well, part of me wonders if the Portuguese sent only their hottest citizens to colonize Brazil because there’s no other logical explanation for why 80% of all Brazilian women are so fine. You won’t find that in history books but that doesn’t mean it isn’t true.

So while we’ve got Brazilian women on our minds for the remainder of the World Cup tournament, I’d like to remind you all of an often unsung hero of Brazilian sex appeal: Izabel Goulart.

Some of you may remember Izabel Goulart from her stint as a Victoria’s Secret Angel from 2005 to 2008, but I mostly know her from her scorching hot Instagram. And that is precisely why Izabel Goulart is the latest inductee to our on-going BABES ON INSTAGRAM hall of fame. Some day, we hope to have a master list of the hottest babes on Instagram, and it would be a damn shame not to have included Izabel Goulart. Continue Reading

Well, I’ve been waiting a long ass time to see Irina Shayk topless and I’m happy to say that it’s finally happened!

For those who don’t know anything about the beautiful Irina Shayk, just know that’s she’s a Russian supermodel and easily one of the most beautiful women that gets photographed for a living. That said, you’d think that an Irina Shayk topless photo would surface sooner rather than later because she’s primarily photographed in various states of undress.

Though in my time creeping supermodel on the internet, I had yet to see one surface. That is until I took a quick scroll through Sex.com only to see Irina Shayk’s tits staring right at me.

You know that moment in movies when the heroes finally reach the room full of gold? It was not unlike that but with a hot Russian babe’s boobs.

First let’s start with a pic of Irina on the beach doing her best to conceal her tits. Think of it as an appetizer. And it’s a great opportunity for those of you unfamiliar with Irina to see her smoking hot body:

It’s not uncommon for people who have been in relationships for a long time to forget how to be single.

You forget how to spend time alone when you’ve been in a longterm relationship. You forget how to take up the entire bed after you’ve been in a longterm relationship. And when the time comes, people that have been in longterm relationships have absolutely no idea how to date anyone. It’s a freaking miracle they ever landed anyone in the first place.

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom were together for almost seven years, ending their relationship earlier this year. Or maybe late last year? I don’t know. No one should really care that much.

Since becoming single, it seems that the thing newly single Miranda Kerr has forgotten is how to wear clothes.

It seems like every week, Miranda Kerr is posing semi-nude for someone. I couldn’t possibly think of a better way for Miranda Kerr to cope with being dumped than getting undressed. So let’s celebrate Miranda Kerr’s singleness and inability to ever get dressed with her latest nude photos:

As of late, Nina Agdal has been the Sex.com Blog’s favorite babe. Why? Because she’s Danish. Oh and she’s sexy enough to make a living posing in a bikini pictures. The sad truth about modelling is that some babes just aren’t babely enough to get away with just posing in a bikini. They have to get undressed to get attention.

Though personally I would love it if Nina Agdal had to get undressed to get attention, and though that may be the case in a few years (or months), you can’t help but respect her for being able to get by without getting totally nude. And though we’ve kind of seen Nina Agdal nude in Cover Man Magazine, I’m not counting it because when she did the old hand-bra trick to cover up.

ANYWAYS, it appears that over the weekend Nina Agdal was filmed nude in bed. The footage hit Tumblr and Twitter according to EveryJoe.com, but all that I’ve been able to find is this single image of Nina Agdal nude in bed. Have a look:Continue Reading

I’ll admit that if it were my job to decide which commercials were allowed to air on TV, I would be forced to ban any Bar Refaeli commercial because she’s just too hot to be seen on a regular basis.

Fap material shouldn’t be rampant on TV simply because that’s what the internet is for.

Anyways, the Israeli government has banned Bar Refaeli’s new commercial that’s for some kind of clothing/puppet store because it contains “too many sexual insinuations.” Truthfully, I have no idea what the commercial is for but it features not one, not two, but three Bar Refaeli’s being sexy with some sick-looking, muppet knock-off. Including some simulated sex.

Honestly, seeing the puppet would normally totally ruin this commercial for me. But three Bar Refaeli’s can do wonderful things. Watch it now:

If not I’m sorry for not posting about her sooner because this babe is out of this world hot.

This 21 year-old tall, slim babe hails from Las Vegas, Nevada. Now, I’ve yet to meet Cora Keegan but I really hope that she’s very Las Vegas. What I mean by that is I hope she’s as glamorous as she appears in her fashion photography, but dirty deep down. Like Las Vegas! Except Vegas was only glamorous in like the early 60’s. Now it’s just plain dirty.

Not a whole lot to say about Cora Keegan except that she’s your dream woman and once you see all these pictures, you’re going to be totally obsessed with her.

You know what’s going to make you feel like an old pervert? Nina Agdal turned 22 yesterday. So I guess technically the title of this post should read “Happy Belated Birthday Babe of the Day: Nina Agdal” but it’s Thursday, the first day of the weekend, so lay off me, alright?

Am I the only one that thought Nina Agdal was older than 22? Supermodels are a weird breed. They all have to be under 25 to be relevant but yet none of them look their age. And before you say, “Ummm…Chico, you ever heard of photoshop?” The answer is OF COURSE I’VE HEARD OF PHOTOSHOP. Jerk. But this phenomenon’s been happening way before photoshop. It used to be called airbrushing.

Anyways, though I’m surprised that Nina Agdal is only 22, I must admit that I’m relieved she’s still so young because I will rue the day that this Danish beauty turns 25 and gets shipped off to that Supermodel farm upstate where they get to run around and play and pose for photos. My dog Tippy is there too. My papa took Tippy to the supermodel farm upstate when I was a teen after they found a tumor in his stomach. 40 years later, he’s been living it up and feeling great with all supermodels over the age of 25. I promise I’ll come visit you soon, Tippy!

In the meantime, I think the best way to celebrate Nina Agdal’s belated birthday would be to bask in her great beauty. Maybe it’s just me, but I think Nina Agdal is so hot that if she were to make eye-contact with me in real life, I would spontaneously combust. Those smouldering, Scandinavian eyes and perfect body already cause me to melt, and that’s with the protective computer screen separating us.

Initially, I tried to choose Nina Agdal’s 22 hottest pictures for her 22nd birthday, but that was too hard. How was I only supposed to pick 22 pics? So instead, here are 53 of Nina Agdal’s hottest pics. One picture for every year that she will be the hottest woman alive. Continue Reading

QUESTION: If you had to choose between Nina Agdal or Irina Shayk, who would you choose?

Don’t think too hard about that question because the truth is you would never get to choose between Nina Agdal or Irina Shayk. Maybe some day you’ll be a rich professional athlete or millionaire and Nina Agdal and Irina Shayk will fight over you. But even in the unlikely event that you get off the computer and try to do something productive with your life, you still don’t get to choose between either of them because they are so far out of your league it isn’t funny.

Call me desensitized but bikini porn (aka supermodels that pose in bikinis) is some of the most boring stuff known to man. The only way it’s tolerable is that they can afford to book outrageously good-looking women like Nina and Irina. But besides that? Who gives a care?

The only reason I like bikinis in the first place is how easy they are to take off. So why am I looking at someone wear a bikini? Someone that has absolutely no intention of taking off her bikini and posing nude.

But then again, my hands are tied because Nina Agdal and Irina Shayk are so hot that I have to share new pictures of them whenever they drop, even if it’s for some dumb bikini company.

I would ramble about how hot Rosie Huntington-Whitely or tell you about some despicable things I would do to get up inside her, but I can’t.

Rosie is exempt from the usual Chico Dusty treatment because she’s engaged to Jason Statham. The last thing I want is to write something salacious about the future Mrs. Statham, only to have Jason Statham waiting outside my apartment where he will promptly curb stomp my brains out of my skull.

No, instead I’ll just share these pictures of Rosie Huntington-Whitely wearing a see-through top on the beach:

If I could have a Freaky Friday-esque body swap with anyone in the world, I would swap bodies with Miranda Kerr.

Why Miranda Kerr? Because I feel like I am as good-looking, if not better looking, than Miranda Kerr. Of course, it’s very hard to compare the attractiveness of man to the attractiveness of a woman, but I’ve followed her for a while and I know that she’s exactly as good-looking as me.

So why swap bodies with someone who is just as attractive as me? Well because Miranda Kerr has an amazing life thanks to her looks, where as people go out of their way to disrespect me because I’m so handsome. So the way I see it, the transition would be easy for me. I’d be just as good looking but I’d also have a beautiful New York City brownstone and all the free Reebok shoes.

Speaking of Miranda Kerr’s beautiful New York City brownstone and free Reebok shoes, there’s a new Reebok commercial that features Miranda Kerr getting undressed. Let’s watch it now:

Those shoes look stupid. At least we got to see Miranda Kerr walking around in her panties.

Now if anyone can help me swap bodies with Miranda Kerr, I’ll repay you with free sex (either with my original body or Miranda’s body, the choice is yours).

As you can see, Nina Agdal posed topless and yet there was always a conveniently placed hand or bikini to cover up her goods. And while I’ve always been a fan of the hand-bra tease…ever since Nina’s photo shoot for Cover Man Magazine I’ve been dying to see more. Nina, you can’t keep your boobs hidden behind your arm forever!

And she can’t! Thank goodness for the outtakes that were released because we get to see some Nina Agdal nude!

Specifically this picture where Nina just missed her mark covering her breasts:

NINA AGDAL NUDE!

While this is an amazingly sexy picture of Nina Agdal, I’d like to chastise the photographer for not standing directly over Miss Agdal with her top off, while she made that orgasm-face and slid her bikini bottoms down those long beautiful legs.

It should be a crime for women this good looking to wear clothes. If only to motivate all us hideous beasts to be as good-looking.

There are more Nina Agdal outtakes, so please enjoy more Nina Agdal nearly nude right now:

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I need to go jump in a some crystal clear water on a tropical beach now, much like the one Ms Agdal had her photo shoot on, to cool off. Nude Nina Agdal just causes my body to over heat!

On my way to work this morning, I saw an older gentleman walk up to the newsstand, buy a newspaper, and a copy of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2014. As I watched him I thought to myself, “It won’t be long before that never happens again.”

Not only will newspapers be completely obsolete in a few years, but who still has any use for a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue? It’s old news. Supermodels posing in bikinis? Maybe that was a big deal in the 1980’s but it’s 2014 and most supermodels pose nude just for the hell of it. And everyone knows that full frontal nudity beats bikini pictures any day of the week.

That’s how I felt about the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issuebefore I saw Nina Agdal’s pictures from the latest issue.

If the rule is that full frontal nude pictures are always better than bikini pictures, then Nina Agdal’s bikini pictures are the exception to that rule. Some how, if you photograph Danish supermodel Nina Agdal on a beach anywhere in the world, it will always be the sexiest thing in the world.

Ok, that’s enough Nina Agdal hype. I think you should just see Nina Agdal rocking the fuck out of some bikinis, plus a little nipple action. Nina Agdal bikini porn will help you survive these dreary last days of winter.

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In conclusion, as long as Sports Illustratedcan keep taking Nina Agdal bikini porn pictures, their swimsuit issue will always be relevant.

Are you guys familiar with Swedish Victoria’s Secret model Elsa Hosk? I thought that maybe you guys would know Elsa Hosk because Victoria Secret models are all somewhat famous. Or at least they used to be in the era when the Victoria’s Secret catalogue was the only available masturbation material.

I love Elsa Hosk for two reasons.

#1. She was a professional basketball player in Sweden before becoming a model.

Sadly, the Swedish women’s basketball league is not on par with the WNBA and therefore her Swedish basketball career wouldn’t have taken her very far (though that’s just an assumption, I choose to believe that Elsa was the Swedish women’s basketball league equivalent of Kevin Durant). However, she’s said that the rigorous practices and travel helped her prepare for the physical and travelling demands that come with being a professional model. Which leads me to the second reason why I love Elsa Hosk…

#2. She’s a supermodel that isn’t afraid to get nude for the camera.

In particular, these new photos of Elsa Hosk from photographer Andreas Kock (lol) are absolutely stunning. If you think you can handle seeing a total knock-out of a woman like Elsa Hosk wearing nothing but heels, fur coats, lingerie, and occasionally a merkin, then look at these pics!

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