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Of you're going for a song that just takes as long as possible, As Slow As Possible by John cage is a piece for organ currently being performed at a church in Halberstadt, Germany. The performance started September 5, 2001, and is scheduled to finish in 2640.

As the name of the song implies though, there's no real upper limit to the song's length. The song actually starts with a pause (lasting about two years in the Halberstadt version) that you can stretch out until you die of natural causes, so you won't even have to listen to it for the rest of your life.

No that would fuck with you even more. You'd be walking down the street, living a normal life for 4 maybe 5 years, when suddenly... BWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM for an entire year. You'd never expect it.

I've never heard a Death Cab for Cutie song before. This is really lovely. It's a great choice not only because of the subject matter, but because it's so soothing and it's acoustic, which would make me imagine that he's right next to me, singing to me personally, comforting me. Thanks! I think I'll check out more Death Cab sometime.

It's all just self-fueling circlejerk. It's nothing but anti-fandom, exactly the same as fandom but they just hate on everything of an artist instead. It's actually a quite interesting mix of people in these hater-groups who hate for a lot of different reasons (the least being actually hating whatever art the artist is producing)

For those who don't know, it's an orchestral piece where the orchestra plays absolutely nothing for 4 minutes and 33 seconds. I'd choose it because it'd give me time to think over my entire life in peace and quiet.

It depends on how you're going out...if you're going out quietly it'd probably be baby love child which is the song that plays over the end of the Futurama episode where Leela meets her parents. That or Natural Blues by Moby

If it were going out thelma and luis style, driving off into the sunset, it'd probably be "You think I ain't worth a Dollar but I feel like a Millionaire" by Queens of the Stone Age Of course "Undead" by Hollywood Undead is always a good one too.

Lux Aeterna would be a very fitting soundtrack to that. It would be terrifying to listen to though. The building tension in the song up to the crescendo and sudden drop at the end. It fits the ticking clock to impending death perfectly.

I'd probably go with Hallelujah though. I'm not devoutly religious or anything, but it's a powerful song. Lines like "Love is not a victory march. It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah." seem like a fitting and cathartic way to sign off.