Are You Gonna Be My Gourd?

With Halloween a few weeks away, here are some helpful links on how to make a Doctor Octopus costume and a fake human head in a jar. Tomorrow the future wife and I are off to the pumpkin patch at Rock Creek Farm in Boulder County to partake in our annual tradition of collecting over-sized gourds and saying things like, “I like this one. It has a good shape and it looks like a squirrel has not chewed the fuck out of it.”

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When I started this blog in 2002, I was working a dead-end job in Corporate America and looking for a creative outlet to help pass the time between useless meetings, boring design projects and a cubicle landscape that ate away at my soul.Read More »