Online Translation:
Hejsan , self groin one answer on Swede as self sedan had compiled to English. Here am seeing yous the magnificent accomplishment. Funny värre am becoming the if husband am handing out in few hose here and there. Solid often so am becoming the only so that they not am becoming compiled when husband is doing well. sins.

"Real" Translation:
Howdy, I wrote a reply in Swedish and then had it translated to English. It gets even funnier if you throw in a bit of slang here and there. But often the only thing that happens is that they don't get translated. Too bad.