28 December, 2007

Poorly quoted conversation from work just now

Background: Co-worker #2 is my team lead, and his wife is into swordplay-type stuff. Co-worker #1 is our boss.

Co-worker #1: So are we going to see a picture of your wife beating things up with a mace now?Co-worker #2: Yeah, eventually.Co-worker #1: It just seems odd to spend so much time learning about swords. Is she just a naturally violent person?Co-worker #2: Not really. More of a protection thing.Co-worker #1: Protection from what? Muggers?Co-worker #2: You never know who is lurking in the dark when you're walking around.Me: Also, zombies.Co-worker #1: What's wrong with guns?Me: Guns are loud. And attract more zombies.Co-worker #1: Hunh.Me: You obviously do not spend enough time thinking about zombie defense.