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Pledge £18 or more
About $23

GET TOLD TO FUCK OFF ON THE INTERNET

Mr Bingo will draw a personalised abusive message and tweet it to you. Please note, you must have a Twitter account to receive your insult. If you're not on Twitter you can fuck off. Although the delivery of the book is scheduled for October, you will receive your internet abuse as soon as the campaign finishes.

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Pledge £50 or more
About $64

TROLL PACAKAGE

As well as a signed and doodled in copy of the book, Mr Bingo will troll you on all forms of social media for one week, in an attempt to ruin your life.
Although the delivery of the book is scheduled for October, you will receive your week of trolling as soon as the campaign finishes.

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Pledge £60 or more
About $77

A SIGNED BOOK PLUS A FUCKING PRINT

A signed copy of the book with a personally fucking dedicated abusive message to you in it, plus a signed limited edition 'Something's Gone Wrong' screen print (see image of the print in the project description).
Hand silkscreened on 250gsm Matrisse.
210mm x 297mm (A4)
Edition of 200, all hand signed and numbered by Mr Bingo.

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Pledge £60 or more
About $77

A SIGNED BOOK PLUS A DIFFERENT FUCKING PRINT

A signed copy of the book with a personally fucking dedicated abusive message to you in it, plus a signed limited edition 'We're all going to die' screen print (see image of the print in the project description).
Hand silkscreened on 250gsm Matrisse.
210mm x 297mm (A4)
Edition of 200, all hand signed and numbered by Mr Bingo.

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Pledge £75 or more
About $96

DIRTY QUEEN

A one off pornographic drawing on an envelope, of Queen Elizabeth II, incorporating the postage stamp as her head. (Depending on the number of stamps, it may include more than one Queen, in a lesbian scene)

Includes a signed copy of the book with a personally fucking dedicated abusive message to you.

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Pledge £150 or more
About $192

GET SHITFACED ON A TRAIN

Join the author, Mr Bingo, to get shitfaced on a train. The journey begins at a London Railway Station, where Mr Bingo will meet you with a huge bag of booze and some snacks. Once aboard, you will travel for approximately 2 hours to an undisclosed destination, remain on the train and travel back to London.
Reward includes First Class train travel, food and drink. Strictly over 18s only.
Groups will be limited to 5 people per outing (depending on how many people sign up for this reward).

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Pledge £150 or more
About $192

WETHERSPOONS DATE

A date at a large London based Wetherspoons with the author Mr Bingo.
Unlimited 'house' wine and your choice of bar snack included.
To be eligible for this reward you must be female and aged 21 - 100.
Although the signed book and the Hate Mail part of the reward will be delivered later in the year, the 'date' activity will be available right away.

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Pledge £175 or more
About $224

FUCK IT LIST

The original 'Fuck It List' from the Kickstarter video, signed by Mr Bingo.
Note: Item may display some signs of wear due to the nature of it being thrown through the fucking air and landing on the dirty floor of a graffiti yard during filming.

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Pledge £200 or more
About $257

MEET ME FOR A PINT IN 5 YEARS TIME

Go for a pint with the author Mr Bingo at 7:30pm on Wednesday 23rd September 2020.
Includes a casual chat and a reflection on the last 5 years (for both parties), over a pint or two.
Recipient must be over 13 years old at the time of choosing this reward.
Venue to be UK based.

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Pledge £500 or more
About $641

FUCK YOU AND YOUR COMPANY

Mr Bingo will visit your company and give a 46 minute talk on his work to your staff, including a section entitled 'How to make a rap video'.
Also includes an original Hate Mail and a signed copy of the book for the boss.
Price does not include travel which will be an additional cost (if outside London).

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Pledge £5,000 or more
About $6,413

BE MY FRIEND

Terms and conditions:

- The friendship will last for one year with a renewal clause towards the end of the agreement
- Send and receive up to 20 text messages per month with Mr Bingo
- A minimum of 6 hours per month hanging out in real life
- Become friends on Facebook
- Follow each other on social media
- We will attend each other's birthdays and other key events such as weddings, funerals etc
- We will share secrets