Cleo McDowell: Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.

Just had one over lunch. It looks exactly the same as a big mac, right down to the order and placement of toppings. Having worked at a McDonald's for almost two years in high school, 17 years ago, the assembly of a big mac will live with me forever. The sauce is a bit different tasting, but the same colour and tangy and/or salty, and they used a bit too much of it - made the sandwich a bit messy, and the sauce overpowered the chicken. Couldn't taste the cheese either because of the sauce. The patties each are smaller than on a big crunch - looks basically like a big crunch chicken portion was cut in half and fried. Was wrapped nice, looks like a custom designed paper wrapper meant to keep it decently stacked.

Chicken was KFC breaded chicken - you either like the delicious fat or you don't.

Probably wouldn't get it again - I like my horribly-awful-for-me chicken sandwiches pretty plain - lettuce, mayo and a tomato are enough for me.

If you tolerate KFC, try it once, I guess.

Plus they had a hashtag on the wrapper "#meetthenewboss" or something. Must that shiat permeate everything? My lunch sandwich doesn't need a hashtag, TYVM.