„Aren't you worried that when you're older and your kids are scrolling down your Facebook timeline from the good old days, they'll be saying »Mum, Dad! Why were your selfies all blurry and out of focus? « Well, worry no more! The Zuckerberg Selfie Stick lets you take better selfies by giving you that extra reach that is required to properly frame your photos. Your selfies will be instantly transformed into amazing professional shots!

Zuckerberg Selfie Stick – No more blurry shots of half of your head!"

„You just can't take that last selfie, because your battery is dead? Not a problem anymore! We've distributed several Dynamo Hand Crank Cell Phone Chargers across the country. Tornado? Flood? Zombie apocalypse? Break glass in case of emergency!