The World's Largest Breasts, By Country

Trending News: US Tops The List Of The World's Bustiest Women

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An international group of researchers conducted a comprehensive study of breasts from around the world. They found that American women tend to have both the largest and fullest breasts.

Long Story

Despite what movies like Raiders of The Lost Ark would have you think, science is very often a tedious, monotonous slog toward the truth. But then other times, you get to look at boobs. Such is the case for an international group of researchers writing in the Journal of Female Health Sciences, who did yeoman's work collecting data for what's to my knowledge one of the largest breast studies of its kind. After measuring nearly 400,000 women from around the globe for things like breast size, shape and nipple placement, they found that the US is number one.

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USA! USA! USA!

While other, flatter-chested nations might be tempted to make a snarky remark about how American women are only busty because they're fat, that's just not the case. In fact, the researchers specifically noted that American breasts were “found to be large regardless of body weight, with even athletic and slim women being large-breasted.” Not only do we have the biggest, but the best looking breasts as well.

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Suck it, France.

Also important to note is that the data didn't include women with breast implants, meaning that other factors (like diet, hormones and genetics) are squarely to blame for our nation of massive chesticles. All told, American women averaged out to larger than a D-cup, which can't even be converted to European sizes because they don't go that high.

Donald Trump is an asshat; America is clearly plenty great as it is.

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The smallest average breasts are found in Bangladesh, Malaysia and the Philippines.