Jessica Simpson was on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno last night, and since she has nothing else going on, she talked about being pregnant. Pregnant immediately after having her first kid, because Weight Watchers was hard, ya’ll. Luckily God stepped in! People reports:

“Apparently it was a part of God’s plan for my life,” Simpson says with a laugh. “I was extremely shocked. I was shocked because I was going through a lot of hormonal changes trying to get back to the old, vibrant Jessica. And you know, it was kind of like a one-night stand. And it happened … all over again!” “We’ve had two different wedding dates, but he keeps knocking me up,” Simpson wisecracks. “I’m doing it very backwards, I know! I’ll just keep my legs crossed this time.”

Ah, yes. The God excuse. My favorite. Apparently “God’s plan” was for Jessica Simpson through premarital sex so she could void her contract with Weight Watchers without having to return the millions they gave her. Thanks, God! And I can see why someone would be extremely shocked that they got pregnant, since there’s so many ways to get pregnant. One time a friend of mine got pregnant because she didn’t yield while making a turn at a green light. They should probably let people know that. Imagine how shocked she was!