blackbird: No George Michael. When I want to watch a music video, I just watch that one of my husband dancing. Over and over.

Badge: It would have, except for the effect of pseudoephedrine. As far as my metabolism is concerned, it might as well be crack.

Joke: It is not. Symptoms are rigorously confined to the upper respiratory tract and brain. Nothing whatsoever to do with my plumbing.

Ree: You'll have to get in line behind the seventh grade advisory and my husband, who got into the stash this morning. But I sampled a couple last night myself, and they are SO GOOD. Like fudge. These are the Pied Piper of cookies; all I need to do is bake them and people will follow me around and do whatever I want.