Ray Edwards drinking too much ‘sky-blue water’?

Another prediction from Vikings HQ. Read this now from Vikings DE Ray Edwards. This declaration by Edwards that he’ll break Strahan’s sack record when he may not even be the starter opposite Jared Allen, smacks of excessive Hamm’s drinking. I hope the Packers read this too so they know to just run at his side all day long (if he’s even in the game). It’s easy to prey on a guy so obviously focused on half of his job duties. (By the way, Edwards has 8 career sacks in 27 games played – good luck that Ray).

One Response to “Ray Edwards drinking too much ‘sky-blue water’?”

Okay, so I’m really only making this post because I can’t believe no one else has commented. I’ve thought for a couple years that the Vikings looked like they were finally heading in the right direction, or at least a somewhat respectable one. But when Superbowl predictions and sack record predictions come from this team, SOMEONE has to get their hate on.

Here it goes:

THEY WEAR PURPLE

THE COMMONLY REFER TO FANDOM AS PURPLE-PRIDE. I’M NO HOMOPHOBE, BUT GUYS, THIS IS FOOTBALL — YOU’RE JUST ASKING FOR RIDICULE

THEY PLAY IN A DOME, ON FAKE GRASS

THEY’VE NEVER WON A SUPER BOWL

DURING FAVRE’S START STREAK, THEY USED 14 DIFFERENT STARTING QB’S

MAYBE THE “BEST” ONE WAS TINYHANDS CULPEPPER

ARM-ROLL

THEY WEAR PURPLE

There. I got that out. Thanks guys, for refueling our complete distaste. If you wouldn’t mind, could someone in purple please guaranty a win on Sept. 8th? Darren?