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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Michael: Mom, do you have any books I can bring into my class?Me: Books? What kind of books?Michael: The ones you wrote.Me: You mean one of the children's books....I have a copy of that if you want to bring it in.Michael: No! The genie story one. Do you have a copy of that?Me: Yes.....but there's sex in that book. You can't bring that to school.Michael: Yeah, yeah, yeah.....that doesn't matter. We are going to do a project on it.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

As Julius and Isaiah were getting out of the tub last night I overheard this conversation. Isaiah is holding the bathroom door with Julius on the other side.Julius: Isaiah, open the door!!!Isaiah: No!Julius: Open the door now!!!Isaiah: Not until you answer me. Did you spit on me in the tub?Julius: You don't need to know!

LOL! That's a yes! Apparently, Julius had soap in his mouth...that's his story and he's sticking to it!

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Me: Oh, Gracie! Nonna got an American Girl Doll catalog in the mail and I meant to bring it to you. I thought you'd like to look through it.Gracie: Oh my God! I want an American Girl Doll so bad!Me: You can't get one of those...there over a $100 and you don't take care of your toys. Gracie: Seriously, though! I want Kaya!Me: Well, have you ever heard of paper dolls? We'll cut Kaya out of the magazine and you can play....you can even cut out all the accessories! Gracie: *Rolls eyes*

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Julius: You know...I'm not afraid of ghost.Mom: You aren't?Julius: Nope, why should I be. If they come to your door....you just close it.Mom: Can't they just walk through it.....they're ghost?Julius: Never mind. I was thinking of Frankenstein.

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

My hubby is a no nonsense kind of guy. He doesn't talk much, but he asked me a question this morning in the car. The question was so minute, that I can't even remember what he asked. So I answered him. After a fifteen minute story I said, "So....I guess the answer is yes." He just nodded. I give him a fantastical answer.....and I get a flipping nod! I've come to the conclusion that we are a lot like Phil and Ms. Kay from Duck Dynasty (minus the stewed squirrels and fried frogs) when it comes to talking to one another. I talk and he just gives a nod or a "yup" The only difference is, unlike Ms. Kay.....I always end my chatter with "Are you freaking listening to me?!"