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As Spence tossed away his losing scratch ticket, he got a call from a Penguinista who said, as part of Microsofts Shared Source Initiative, Redmond casually shipped IronPython, an open-source scripting language that works in tandem with .Net. "I always thought IronPython was a metal band," mused the Mouser. "Maybe after making billions, Gates and Co. have realized the best things in life are free."