I spy with my zombie eye… the official Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse Red Band trailer!!!! Paramount Pictures (via Machinima) has released the trailer for Scouts’ Fall release. Are you flailing with me? Because I am totally flailing.

I wasn’t too excited about a full-length trailer - mostly because the clip-snippets we’ve been getting have been absolutely perfect; just enough to keep me enticed. But, despite my full-length snarl face, I am super pumped.

What do we get in the trailer? All the glorious tidbits from the clip-snippets on how to survive the zombie apocalypse, PLUS more irreverent Scout humor and gore - zombie stripper gore. And it is glorious. Stop reading about it and watch it, NOW: