Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

So here's the deal: If you look anywhere near as hideous as the "gentleman" pictured above, you should never, ever suggest that anything you do would ever cause someone else to lean over their toilet and throw up.

Unless the beginning of your statement is "When you look at me," that is.

Just sayin'.

(PS: Isn't it we here on the Right that're supposed to be the hatemongers?)