(This from a segment on German satire show extra 3 called NNN - Neueste Nationale Nachrichten ("Newest National News"), in which Hitler rambles about the incompetence of his modern successors. This one is about Nazi chansoneer and twice failed NPD candidate for Federal President Frank Rennicke, including both lyrics of his songs and "I'm not racist but" denials.)

"Germany, Germany above all
And the Reich must be built anew"

"To mix the races
Till the human can't be seen
About that, as a German
I can sing our song to you"

"I have many foreign friends, I even have foreign family. I appreciate them, perhaps I even love them."

"Today, I celebrate Adi's day of honour
Because Adolf is dear to me"

"I can assure you - this is not a canard - I have never celebrated Adolf Hitler's birthday because I have no reason to. I may well worship other people, too, but I still don't need to celebrate their birthdays because of that."