The undisputed reigning defending WWE Champion CM Punk and our very own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman take on a 400 pound beast as the WWE Universe gears up for The Rock Concert later in the night!

The tension on WWE Monday Night Raw cut right through the celebratory atmosphere for the 20th Anniversary of the program, as WWE Champion CM Punk (accompanied by our very own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman) forced Brodus Clay to tap out to the Anaconda Vice, accomplishing this task while knowing in the back of his head The Rock was performing a live concert on #RAW20 later in the evening.

Call your mommas and lock up the fine china, Brodus Clay and CM Punk have beef. Taking The Straight Edge Superstar’s snide remarks the previous week to heart, The Funkasaurus stepped into the ring against the reigning WWE Champion to see if Punk could back up the tough talk of his “pipe bombs.” The champion obliged Clay and then some, earning a gritty victory over a raging Brodus in the Toyota Center on Raw’s 20th anniversary. The big man came out swinging with a vicious array of power moves that left Punk reeling, but The Straight Edge Superstar proved his mettle by toughing it out through the big man’s attacks and felling Brodus with several neckbreakers and a flying elbow. With The Funky One down, Punk quickly wrenched his foe into the Anaconda Vise, forcing Clay to tap out.

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