Ranking Tony Soprano’s Henchmen From Least To Most Effective

If you’re going to run a powerful crime syndicate, it’s imperative that you surround yourself with a group of employees skilled in carrying out shady activities. Even more important, they need to be able to keep a secret. Nearly just as impressive as Tony Soprano was the gang of wise guys that he had working for him. The show (which is available to stream anytime on HBO Now) had an array of captains, soldiers, and associates all working for the boss, but for the purposes of keeping things in a manageable perspective, let’s focus on the main henchmen Tony surrounded himself with.

Obviously, some were better at certain job duties than others, but how would The Sopranoswiseguys stack up had Tony done a traditional employee review? Let’s take a look at the personalities and performances of Tony’s crew and rank where they fall.