Beyonce and Jay Z Have the Best Sex in “Drunk in Love” Video

Watch one of the clips from her Essential, sneak-released 'Beyonce' album

If, and only if, you’ve been cooling out in a sensory deprivation chamber for the last four days, you may have missed the news that Beyoncé pwned the whole damn music game by sneak-releasing her hands-down Essential self-titled fifth album, which happens to be jam-packed with music videos, too — one for every song, and some extras just ’cause. She’s poised to shatter all kinds of sales records (okay, she already did by moving 828,773 copies of Beyoncé on iTunes alone in a mere three days) and perhaps as an enticement to convince whatever stone-faced non-purchasing haters are still out there, Queen Bey has shared the beachy video for her Jay Z-featuring “Drunk in Love.” Therein, our hostess plays intoxicated on a shoreline at night (still, no “surfbort” in sight), writhing, rolling, and dancing before her hubby shows up with glass in hand. Watch that above, and check out photos from Beyoncé’s Chicago show on Friday night.