How does he find this stuff?

Purple Avenger, finds a completely dork way of talking about boobs. Really, I understand the basics, I think we all do, but there was someone who had a “study” and has gotten a “patent” HOW IN THE HELL DO I GET THAT JOB!!!!!!

Update: I don’t know if you guys know this, cuz I’m all about boobs, and am currently working on an ASS based derivative of this original study, and a patent based on that study. any women with great asses, please contact me. Wickedpinto@gmail.com.