Cards Against Humanity Buys up Land So Trump Can’t Build His Border Wall

No longer just a game for terrible people, Cards Against Humanity has now looked to join forces with it, hatching a plot to stop Trump.

The long-time eroder of the walls of decency around your mom, Cards Against Humanity, has decided to take on another questionable one, taking aim at Donald Trump’s promise of a border wall between the United States and Mexican border.

The form of the spanner is dirt as the company has purchased a plot of land on the border making it difficult to make all the concrete join up, you know, to make a wall.

“Donald Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans,” a passage on the site reads. “He is so afraid that he wants to build a twenty-billion dollar wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing. So we’ve purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built.”

The government is being run by a toilet. We have no choice… we are going to save America and attempt to keep our brand relevant in 2017

“On Day 1, all Cards Against Humanity Saves America recipients will get an illustrated map of the land, a certificate of our promise to fight the wall, some new cards, and a few other surprises.”

However, there was a finite number of chances in which to donate and in turn become a problem. They have already sold out, but you can read their hilarious FAQs. And, in case you were taking their effort too seriously, here’s a recent USA Today article putting out the flames of their claims.