Anglian Water Authority launch new large deposit early warning app

Water authority Anglian Water are the first to roll out a new app available for download which allows users to alert them to on-coming sizable turds.

A spokeman for the company Peter Andrews told us “We are proud to be the first to utilise this new technology to increase our efficiency. Users can notify us of anything sizable coming our way from a ‘two flusher’ to an immovable ‘gatepost’. This allows us to plan in advance, whether it means getting the big knives out, or cancelling staff leave during peak periods.

The app has a fun side too. Users can photograph their creation using a Smartphone which will link directly to facebook, allowing them not only to tell their friends and family their every movement, but show them as well.