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Dear Amber,
There is a new video game named Swim. I' heard mixed reviews
about it and as a single father, was wondering ifyou can provide some
insight to it for me and my boys.
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My three sons insist the game is nothing but fun and adventure. I don' t @ . org
really get games or 'get it' when they try to show it to me. It does not seem bad. But there are many
reports (and one my Bowers Allthat state that it is possible for characters in Swim to have
sexual relations. ?
lam trying to Google research and again I am not the most technologically savvy person. lam seeing
some evidence that despite what my boys have said, this game may be a pervertedness that can put
bad thoughts in their mind. Should I take this game away from them? Thank you in advance.
Single Dadan Baltimore
Dear Single Dad in Baltimore,
four sons may not only be sex addicted lie by now, they may have also been exposed to
explicit homosexual actions in the game Swim, The Elder Smells. While census data is still
counted, the Family Research Council states that to date over 62% of young men who play Swim are
electronically accosted by homosexual pedifiles.
Of that number, an estimated it out of 5 young men attend secretive Swim LAN Parties (LAN stands
for Loosened Anal 'Noobley a for 'breaking Itt' untouched young men who are around
college age.
These actions lead to a higher incidence of gay bowel diseases (AIDS, syphilis , scabies), tendency for
prostitution to gain “power ups' in the game and eventually drugs and death. Many young men have
known to let themselves be 'epic mounted‘ by strangers, so that in exchange for sexual acts they can
gain new abilities and items in the game.
Swim, Elder Scrolls, is called such because the “Elders” are typically men who use the
game to prey upon younger people in the game. To answer your question, gay weddings and
homosexual meetups are strongly encouraged within the Swim community.
These Facts are only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Swim. ft is a dangerous platform created
by Bethesda and is giving rise to an emergent homosexual culture in otherwise normal young men.
You should immediately ensure your some personal computers have no record of the game and
destroy any Swim game for their consoles, even if they are in college and you have to go into their
dorm room to do so.