“And THUMBTACKS?! Never. You couldn’t pay me enough to do thumbtacks!”
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This has never, and will never happen to me again. And there’s absolutely nobody in pro wrestling that I would’ve wanted it to be at the hands of.
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I will always remember this night, match, and moment as special, all because of how special the man is I had the honor to share it with. I have infinite respect and gratitude for everything #Abyss has done in his career, but even more for who the man behind the monster is. If there’s ever a first ballot, unanimous Hall Of Fame PERSON in this business, it’s you Chris. And you know if there was ever that HOF ceremony, I’d be there to crash it...again! Because seriously, THUMBTACKS?! Pure garbage. That’s no way to treat the soft supple skin of #TheCaptain.

I mean, I don’t care if you send me nudes ladies, but if you want to stand out and grab my attention, try sending them along with a bad joke, good poem, vegan recipe, insider trading stock tip, short story, inspirational quote, new workout plan, unused gift card, worthwhile discount code, or basically anything else that adds even a little substance...but even then #nonudesforyou!
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(Those are reserved for my Extra Special Elite Level #Patreon members only...😉)

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What the end of a productive business meeting looks like...
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.#hawaii