So i was AFK jetcan mining in a BattleHulk hoping a greedy little canflipper would try me on for size. I had innocent looking mining drones doing the work for me so it looked like i was totally bearing it up, by not having combat drones.I mined about 10 minutes dumping ore in a can sitting next to me when a Rifter flies in and goes red.I target/insta warp/scramble and follow.I pull in mining drones and release Hobgoblin 2's

The following ensues.

[ 2011.08.05 17:21:02] BuzzyBeagle > hello there[ 2011.08.05 17:21:12] victim > WTF?[ 2011.08.05 17:21:18] BuzzyBeagle > you have commited a crime.[ 2011.08.05 17:21:24] victim > what kind of noob miner has a point and web on a HULK?[ 2011.08.05 17:21:33] BuzzyBeagle > the kind that does not use a hulk for mining.(i proceed to kill the rifter that is chipping away at my shield)[ 2011.08.05 17:22:09] BuzzyBeagle > i hate bears as much as the next guy, but i hate people that are unprepared for unexpected circumstances worse.[ 2011.08.05 17:22:24] victim > LOL U NOOB KILLING A FRIG WITH A HULK IS NOT FAIR!!![ 2011.08.05 17:22:35] BuzzyBeagle > have you not been enlightened in rule one of Eve?[ 2011.08.05 17:22:50] victim > yeah yeah.. 'trust no-one' well i trusted your mother you #@$$$#[ 2011.08.05 17:23:03] BuzzyBeagle > that is unfortunate that you trusted her. i hope you enjoy the Herpes that will afflict you for the rest of your pathetic existance.[ 2011.08.05 17:23:19] victim > @#$% you , you @#$(* @%%hole[ 2011.08.05 17:24:02] BuzzyBeagle > umadbro?[ 2011.08.05 17:24:19] victim > if i ever see you im going to #$%^&*% kil lyou[ 2011.08.05 17:25:50] BuzzyBeagle > i guess i lied. My Hulk is awesome at mining...TEARS.

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So i was AFK jetcan mining in a BattleHulk hoping a greedy little canflipper would try me on for size. I had innocent looking mining drones doing the work for me so it looked like i was totally bearing it up, by not having combat drones.I mined about 10 minutes dumping ore in a can sitting next to me when a Rifter flies in and goes red.I target/insta warp/scramble and follow.I pull in mining drones and release Hobgoblin 2's

The following ensues.

[ 2011.08.05 17:21:02] BuzzyBeagle > hello there[ 2011.08.05 17:21:12] victim > WTF?[ 2011.08.05 17:21:18] BuzzyBeagle > you have commited a crime.[ 2011.08.05 17:21:24] victim > what kind of noob miner has a point and web on a HULK?[ 2011.08.05 17:21:33] BuzzyBeagle > the kind that does not use a hulk for mining.(i proceed to kill the rifter that is chipping away at my shield)[ 2011.08.05 17:22:09] BuzzyBeagle > i hate bears as much as the next guy, but i hate people that are unprepared for unexpected circumstances worse.[ 2011.08.05 17:22:24] victim > LOL U NOOB KILLING A FRIG WITH A HULK IS NOT FAIR!!![ 2011.08.05 17:22:35] BuzzyBeagle > have you not been enlightened in rule one of Eve?[ 2011.08.05 17:22:50] victim > yeah yeah.. 'trust no-one' well i trusted your mother you #@$$$#[ 2011.08.05 17:23:03] BuzzyBeagle > that is unfortunate that you trusted her. i hope you enjoy the Herpes that will afflict you for the rest of your pathetic existance.[ 2011.08.05 17:23:19] victim > @#$% you , you @#$(* @%%hole[ 2011.08.05 17:24:02] BuzzyBeagle > umadbro?[ 2011.08.05 17:24:19] victim > if i ever see you im going to #$%^&*% kil lyou[ 2011.08.05 17:25:50] BuzzyBeagle > i guess i lied. My Hulk is awesome at mining...TEARS.

Brilliant!

Makes me want to go and build a battlehulk of my own!I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

Posted - 2011.09.16 03:27:00 -
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You should post about how your Corp dropped alliance after your 10 man fleet lost to our 3 man fleet That's a story I would like to hear. But yeah also post the self destruct story.Read Me

Posted - 2011.09.16 05:57:00 -
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No this is a different guy they decked us then lost the first fight to us within about 15 mins of it ending they left the alliance. But that self destruct guy was hella mad lolRead Me

So i was AFK jetcan mining in a BattleHulk hoping a greedy little canflipper would try me on for size. I had innocent looking mining drones doing the work for me so it looked like i was totally bearing it up, by not having combat drones.I mined about 10 minutes dumping ore in a can sitting next to me when a Rifter flies in and goes red.I target/insta warp/scramble and follow.I pull in mining drones and release Hobgoblin 2's

The following ensues.

[ 2011.08.05 17:21:02] BuzzyBeagle > hello there[ 2011.08.05 17:21:12] victim > WTF?[ 2011.08.05 17:21:18] BuzzyBeagle > you have commited a crime.[ 2011.08.05 17:21:24] victim > what kind of noob miner has a point and web on a HULK?[ 2011.08.05 17:21:33] BuzzyBeagle > the kind that does not use a hulk for mining.(i proceed to kill the rifter that is chipping away at my shield)[ 2011.08.05 17:22:09] BuzzyBeagle > i hate bears as much as the next guy, but i hate people that are unprepared for unexpected circumstances worse.[ 2011.08.05 17:22:24] victim > LOL U NOOB KILLING A FRIG WITH A HULK IS NOT FAIR!!![ 2011.08.05 17:22:35] BuzzyBeagle > have you not been enlightened in rule one of Eve?[ 2011.08.05 17:22:50] victim > yeah yeah.. 'trust no-one' well i trusted your mother you #@$$$#[ 2011.08.05 17:23:03] BuzzyBeagle > that is unfortunate that you trusted her. i hope you enjoy the Herpes that will afflict you for the rest of your pathetic existance.[ 2011.08.05 17:23:19] victim > @#$% you , you @#$(* @%%hole[ 2011.08.05 17:24:02] BuzzyBeagle > umadbro?[ 2011.08.05 17:24:19] victim > if i ever see you im going to #$%^&*% kil lyou[ 2011.08.05 17:25:50] BuzzyBeagle > i guess i lied. My Hulk is awesome at mining...TEARS.

Posted - 2011.09.16 06:38:00 -
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This was a first timer for me and we still laugh about it.

We have 2 alts in our corp who mine Ice while we do "the more important" stuff.I guess someone had an eye on those alts and figured they are mining semi AFK.

This someone with his 6 man corp war decs us and we were more than happy about it

Fast forward 2 days this 6 man corp is now a 2 man corp and then a 1 man corp just before downtime.I checked battleclinic to see where he might be hunting and jumped to that system right after server-up.

There he was, at the gate.... but why was he just a pilot with bad standing? I thought we were at war ?

I checked his profile and there was the answer: he had disbanded his corp and was back in an NPC corp......

I convoed him to find out what happend *snickers*

To sum it down:We thought you guys were miners / carebears. And when my corp mates found out that you are not, they left the corp.I was all alone in the end and I knew I cant win that war.Btw.. can I join your corp and learn some pvp ?

So there I was in Hek, looking for some unlicensed ore-containers to confiscate for great justice, when I happened upon this aforesaid Exqueror.

Flipped the can, he does nothing.I mosey on up to him, give him a friendly bump, only to find myself instantly locked, and he starts blinking red--I saw no sensor-booster effect, so maybe a Passive Targeter?

Posted - 2011.09.16 12:06:00 -
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Lol it was only an apocalypse or an armageddon. And the alliance we dropped out of? Lol, we started with some friends and the founders left, so we did too. Obviously not much to stick around for as you can see. :P

Posted - 2011.09.16 14:25:00 -
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LOL, it was exactly what I did to you. You are one of the lucky ones. Some lose navy BSs. :P and Xicron is currently in transit, going with our own leadership for the time being. :)

Local ChatTah'ris Khlador > (victim) you owe me I think.Victim > why?Victim > your not getting any thing else form meTah'ris Khlador > "lol. sucker"Tah'ris Khlador > "i got better stuff than that"Tah'ris Khlador > "plese i lied!"Tah'ris Khlador > "just go away!"Tah'ris Khlador > "i'll give you whats at (other system)"Victim > yeah i liedVictim > like i really wasTah'ris Khlador > See, you lied to me. I don't like liars.Victim > soVictim > all i have to do is sit hereTah'ris Khlador > You're in a merc corp right?Tah'ris Khlador > Because I like war decs.Victim > soVictim > ummmmVictim > kVictim > so we only got 4 of usTah'ris Khlador > We've decked 2 man corps for lesser crimes.Tah'ris Khlador > And at least they didn't lie.Victim > and if i don't hand over this Gallente Alpha Nexus Chip ur ganna war deckTah'ris Khlador > That's a start.Victim > here have the tech 2 stuufVictim > hand over 10k and u get the tech 2 stuffVictim > plus the chipTah'ris Khlador > I feel like I can't trust you, since you lied to me.Tah'ris Khlador > So here's whats gonna happen.Victim > now i belive we are finishedVictim > (sigh)Tah'ris Khlador > I'm going to leave, and you're not gonna be dumb in (system) again.Victim > ......Tah'ris Khlador > You sent 100 mil to someone not involved in the whole d*mn thing, and that's a 100 mil I don't get.Tah'ris Khlador > You lie to me again, or show up in (system) really, and I'll find a way to pop you.Tah'ris Khlador > Cheers

(I warp to the stargate, making to leave)

Victim > (grumble)Victim > i'll have more money next week at least

(O'rly?!)

Tah'ris Khlador > send me another 50 mil in a week and I'll forgive it all.Victim > i won't have 500mill next week!

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