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Install Cloud Foundry VCAP via Puppet

I whipped up a Puppet module to install Cloud Foundry VCAP that you can see
here. It’s basic and crude in places. It’ll also take a while to run as
VCAP relies on RVM and NodeJS which require compilation of pieces rather than
packaged installation. The module will work on Debian, Ubuntu, CentOS/Red
Hat/Fedora which is useful because the vcap-setup installer only runs on
Ubuntu. It’s also very new so feedback and testing welcomed so I can refine it
some more. When it’s a bit cleaner I’ll post it to the Puppet Labs Forge
account.