$1M Severance for Americans in Workforce Over 50

There are approximately 40 million americans over 50 years of age in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with stipulations:
1) They leave their jobs. (Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed)
2) They buy NEW American cars. (Forty million cars ordered - Auto industry fixed)
3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage. (Housing Crisis fixed)

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