I Wanna Marry "Harry," Fox's reality dating competition series that centers on a pauper pretending to be a prince, finally made its debut tonight and has already won the title of this summer's ultimate guilty pleasure. Sorry every other trashy reality series, you can go shave your backs now!

Viewers were introduced to Matthew Hicks, a 23-year-old oil spill worker who can't afford a car, but just so happens to look like Prince Harry, as he underwent a regal transformation in the name of finding true love by duping 12 American women into thinking he was actually the world's most eligible prince.

Ridiculous? Yes. Fun? Hell yes. While some of the ladies had their initial doubts about whether or not Hicks was legit, they are were eventually swept up into the fairy tale facade. (Masquerade masks and security details helped sell the lie.)

But with an absurb premise comes great one-liners. Here are our 20 favorite things that were said by Hicks and the 12 ladies during the series premiere: