Monday, April 1, 2013

Happy April's Fool Day, everyone :)!

Happy April's Fool day, everyone! Hope your lies/pranks were/are/will be better and more than those of the other who try to lie and make a fun of you...:). Anyway, a few good jokes could make the day perfect even for the victims of the others' pranks and lies:

THE POLISH DIVORCE -(Joke shared
by Avinash Kamat)

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.Although his English was far from perfect, they got
along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer's officeand asked him if he could arrange a divorce for
him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend
on the circumstances,and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand.Does either of you have a real grudge?

No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?All my relations still in Poland .

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?I got proof.

What kind of proof?She going to poison me.She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in
bathroom.

I can read English pretty good, and it say:

...POLISH REMOVER..!!

"Your weight is not compatible with your height" said a diet expert to a fat guy. "You see now," the fat guy said to his friends. "I'm tall, not fat!!!"

All the kids have imaginary friends, only those who train martial arts have imaginary enemies... from my future Kids' Funny Business, or Space Parasites.

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A writer, healthy food consultant, massage therapist, who thinks there's nothing else like writing and reading of books! the best activity one could have, that's actually connected with everything else one could think of... It's not a job, it's way of life! ;) My 1st book has been published recently: Tale of The Rock Pieces, there are a lot of other books in my head that wait impatiently to be written: the Opposite Of Magic (almost ready), Kids'Funny Business, The Lord Of The Christ, lake Mystery, Parasites, Incredible Future, Space Ghosts, A Writer's Adventures, A Detective's Life, The Origin Of Gods, etc...