21-Year-Old Taylor Lautner Is Dating A 27-Year-Old

Taylor “Llama” Lautner is 21 and dull as hell and is dating a 27-year-old Greek-Canadian actress, Marie Avgeropoulos.

And that’s why we call him Taylor “Llama” Lautner.

According to USA Today, The Daily News, and The Daily Mail, the co-stars are more than co-stars as they were seen, “holding hands, snuggling, [and taking] the ritual selfie.” I can’t find this selfie, but I did find many, many pictures Taylor posted of himself, mostly publicity photos, on his Instagram. Cringe central.

Listen, Ms. Avgeropoulos, I don’t know you and I don’t know Taylor Lautner, but I know this is a bad idea. You do NOT want to date a 21-year-old when you’re in your late 20’s. You are at two totally different places in your lives. It’s almost as bad as this relationship. Keep it to light fooling around, but maybe not even bother with that.

#1 – that llama is really, REALLY fucking cute!
#2 – i’ll bet ya taylor’s schlong is huuuuge, and
#3 – even though he’s gay, i’d totally hit it if i were single & a decade younger.
never ever thought he was good lookin’ before, but that first photo tells me otherwise…dude seems to be gettin’ hotter with age & longer hair.

met my husband when i was her age and he was almost 22, we’ve been together for 7yrs, married for 3, our baby will be 2 in a couple of months and we couldn’t be happier. you wouldn’t be able to tell that a)i’m the older one, b) there’s 6 years between us. so no, it’s not necessarily a bad idea ;)

” You do NOT want to date a 21-year-old when you’re in your late 20?s. You are at two totally different places in your lives.”
When the man is 27 and the woman 21 – would you write the same nonsense????

Are you the cheapest offered writer for this tabloid?
I don’t know you Catherine St. Ives but I think you’re dull as hell.