Stockwell Toilet Watch

Sunday, 25 May 2008

RED ALERT. STOCKWELL COMMUNITY TOILET SCHEME IN GRAVE DANGER.

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SHOCK HORROR ALARM. Would 42 days provide sufficient time for Sir Ian Blair's finest in conjunction with MI5 (and their " organised crime vice scene sleeper assets") to thoroughly investigate and expose LORD CARLILE'S"FISH'n'PLOTS" shop if it was a late night paradise for bomb plotting radicalised half wits ? Apparently not. Not if you are foolish enough to believe its ultra self important proprietor.

The real danger is that this shop with its Lordly Carlile connections could become a LAMBETH COUNCIL "COMMUNITY TOILET SCHEME" asset and an extremely dangerous one at that. Of course the CTS is not going to happen immediately - we should be so lucky. LAMBETH COUNCIL "Leader" (so-called) Grimeball Reedand his cop-out political cronies aren't likely to do much for some years - putting money where their mouths are is not even remotely their style.

But if an Exeter Fish'n'Chippery can provide a meeting place for half witted bomb plotters - (as the unofficial official story goes) why not CARLILE's here in the radical heart of CENTRAL STOCKWELL? And given Ian Blair's performance in relation to the police murder of MENEZES a mere 42 days to hold suspects would seen extremely insufficient. That is presuming that the information be it incriminating or otherwise IS also going to be shared with the Commissioner. Make no mistake about it investigating deep cover late night FISH'n'PLOTS shops is astonishingly time consuming and difficult.

These are very worrying times for KILROY and STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH. We have had STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH fly-by-night terrorist orientated scares before and fortunately not much came of them. Indeed the only real problem KILROY encountered was when he dared to suggest that local STOCKWELL WARD "actress councillor" IMOGEN WALKER might participate in a spot of PISSOIR "STAND -UP" WOMEN ONLY entertainment. As if an ex Linda Lovelace protegee would do that. Perish the pissoir thought.

Thursday, 1 May 2008

MAY DAY MAY DAY MAY DAY MAY DAY EMERGENCY

Dearie me, Dearie me - I thought that my BLOG and I were UNTOUCHABLES - far too abusive for Councillors or their staff to come near. Dearie me MAY DAY MAY DAY whatever could have happened. Indeed at 8pm there was yet a 2nd local Labour Party foot soldier on the door bell badgering untouchable Kilroy to get out and vote for Ken.

MAY DAY! MAY DAY! risen from the dead local "Stockwell Ward" Newt Labour Councillor PAV AKHTAR is on the STUDLEY ESTATE knocker. Addressing me by my name he well knew its was my pad he'd chosen. Please please VOTE for KEN ... Plea's plea's plea's VOTE for KEN ... oh plea's plea's VOTE for KEN. Up he comes to KILROY's pad with his clipbpoard. I'm wondering where are"Missing Persons Alert" BOWYER and professional actress Councillor Imogen WALKER of local Labour gossip soft porn (Linda Lovelace) fame?? S'pose re BOWYER that as usual MIDDLESBORO ARE STILL PLAYING AWAY.

MAY DAY! MAY DAY! I eventually intrude upon AKHTAR's distraught exhortations. So when are we gonna get a local public karsey? AKHTAR doesn't cotton on - "Karsey? What's a KARSEY?" I explain its a toilet. He goes into the proposed Lambeth COMMUNITY TOILET SCHEME rap. I tell him I know what's supposed to have been decided on paper in January and he agrees that PISSOIRS are no good for the LADIES - ah ha first time so far I have had any comment such as that from a local Councillor. He'll lose his no claims bonus for that.

We get these Council decisions but we never get any feed back - of course with LAMBETH LIFE the fortnighty local Council FLAT EARTH NEWSHEET mum's still the word. Anyway KEN's mate PAV lets on that one local STOCKWELL outfit THE SWAN PUB is in negotiation to operate the Community Toilet Scheme and that so too is the nearby bar housed in what used to be the RITZ CINEMA. So a morsel of feedback has been chanced upon.

MAY DAY! MAY DAY! MAY DAY! MAY DAY! WE URGENTLY NEED PUBLIC TOILETS IN STOCKWELL. IS ANYBODY ACTUALLY LISTENING.

About Me

See post < sCRAPBOOK STOCKWELL > text. I'm a Stockwell (London) pensioner, with diabetes type 2, have had radiotherapy treatment for cancer of the prostate, and am in regular need of public conveniences - for initial STOCKWELL TOILET WATCH purposes what else do you need to know?