He’s followed quickly by Famine Pony, who takes out a little boy eating chips, War Pony, who spits flames and sets the couch on fire as a child yells, “Yay, War Pony!” and … Death Pony, who has a deep bellowing I AM DEATH voice and proceeds to annihilate the whole family.

Source: Adult Swim

Apocalypse Pony

I think the real lesson here is — trust no one. Not even a cute little pony who comes with his own comb.

And, as we approach the end, you’ve got to ask yourself, are you prepared, son?

Well, thank your lucky series of tubes, there’s a ton of advice on the Internet. During our last dress rehearsal for THE END last October, we found an Internet search for “apocalypse” and “tips” turned up 1.6 million results. Today, there are more than 10 MILLION results. (Said with pinky to lip like Dr. Evil.)

And, there's the CDC'sZombie Apocalypse Survival Guide, which features some great advice like have an emergency kit with water, food, a copy of your driver's license and other supplies and sit down with your family and plan your evacuation route. Also, you shouldn't panic because "If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak."

Another good tip on that top 10 list — get to know your neighbors. In a crisis, food and supplies get tight and it’s animal instinct to take care of your family and friends first. Make sure you’re on the right side of that equation!

If you’re looking to put together an “Apocalypse Go Kit,” this list from Wired is a good place to start. It includes some obvious stuff, like a first-aid kit and water supply, but also some stuff you might not have thought of, like zip ties (good for making tourniquets) and a mylar space blanket (for keeping warm and keeping the sun from killing you).

Now that you’ve got your Apocalypse Go Kit, do you know where you and your new dog are going to go when the disaster sequence has been activated?

Mother Nature Network strikes again! Check out this list of “Best U.S. Places to Survive the Apocalypse,” including the Greenbrier luxury resort in White Sulphur Springs, W. Va., that has a “massive underground bunker," a former missile silo (operative word being former) or the Capitol Visitor Center in Washington, D.C.

I know, that last one surprised me, too. You’d think D.C. was the last place you’d want to be (Sorry, Mr. President) but apparently, the entire 580,000-square-foot visitor center is underground. They said it was so it wouldn't ruin the aesthetics of the Capitol, but I think you, me, and that guy we met on Chatroulette know that it was actually designed as a shelter for lawmakers in the event of an Armageddish incident.

Oh, also, you might want to call and see if they have any last-minute cancellations at the Porn Bunker for the Apocalypse.

Here’s some light reading for the end — Survivalblog.com — and when you have a few minutes, why don’t you knock a few off that Bucket List?

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the cafeteria doing a dance and speed-cleansing my karma with a a giant tray of bacon.