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I am a stay at home mom to 4 kids, 14,10,8,& 4. I am a bit high strung and not proud of it. I like things to be clean. I yell a lot. I am a sort of jack of all trades, master of none. I am honest, don't like getting old, wish I was cooler than I am. I am sucker for celebrity gossip, good raunchy jokes and overpriced skin care.

Therapy Disclaimer

I am a reluctant stay at home mom nearing the end of my term. I am a recovering "Suzy Homemaker". I curse. I say what's on my mind. I hope that I say things that other people are thinking, just don't have the guts to say. I hope to make people laugh at or with me. I hope not to offend too many people, but know there have been a few and am quite certain there will be several more.

So, if you are looking for a dysfunctional view on mothering, being a woman , and life- you may not be disappointed here. If you are still Suzy Homemaker and think that everyone should be, I might just make you want to vomit.

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I really like that picture! I am even thinking about printing it out and framing it and putting it on the wall in my bathroom - OVER the darn toilet paper roll.maybe with a quote from one of those asinine "motivational" posters "Determination: striving to conquer challenges. You can do it"

We have corrected this problem. Everyone is now fully trained.Even the 3 year old.She actually is my TP stocker. Every couple of days send her around to all the bathrooms and she keeps all of them stocked up!