ART & MEDIA

​Rachelle Mandik, how do I pronounce thee?Is it like Rachel? but with an L and an E?Or is it Ray-Shell, like what you find near the sea?Maybe even Rah-Chelly? No, that doesn't seem likely.

And while we're talking, what about that surname?!Like if a man and a penis were all worked up, inflame,And rounded the bases of that sexy ball game,And made a weird little baby born into shame.

But anyway. Rachelle Mandik, or Mandik, Rachelle,On the man-penis baby, I'm not going to dwellAlthough it would look like an abomination from hell.And spend it's life in the tower, ringing church bells.

​F is for follow her because she is funnyI is for "I don't think that's her natural hair colour"G is for grey. it's grey, right?G seriously, it's grey, isn't it?L is for something beginning with LE is for I'm struggling hereD is for Dee which is her name