Jon Stewart’s wife Tracey is overweight and unattractive

Mar. 8, 2011

Mark Capra

Ew, gross!

Hey, you know who goofs on his political opponents and their families all the time based on their physical appearance? Jon Stewart does…

After tonight’s Daily Show, we can add Jon Stewart to the ever-growing list of people who can’t help but wonder if Marcus Bachmann, husband to Republican presidential candidate Michele and runner of a pray-the-gay-away facility, may be a little light in the loafers.

OMG I’m so offended! How would Jon Stewart feel if somebody did that to him?

Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz; November 28, 1962) is an American political satirist, writer, television host, actor, media critic and stand-up comedian.

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In 2000, Stewart married Tracey McShane, his girlfriend of four years. The couple met on a blind date set up by a production assistant on Stewart’s film, Wishful Thinking. On June 19, 2001, Stewart and his wife filed a joint name change application and legally changed both of their surnames to “Stewart.”

I know what you’re thinking: “But maybe she just had a bad day. Or maybe she just ate dinner (or three)”. WRONG.

I’m sure she was prettier before she had kids, but that’s like saying a used car was nicer before it got driven off a cliff.