The no-dress dress code

We just completed sexual harassment awareness training over here at Clocking In (which led to a lot of office goofiness and oddly enough, a huge morale boost). I think this post breaks some of the rules we learned in the training, but disseminating odd business news is our mission,

Be forewarned: images accompanying this Telegraph article are quite graphic. And cheeky.

A new television show in England is trying to help struggling businesses boost their bottom line by showing off lots of bottoms.

“The Naked Office” kicked off with a promotion that sent several individuals into the London Underground completely naked, except for carrying briefcases, handbags and wearing business shoes.

Kinky new office fetish? Nope.

According to the TV show, going nude in the workplace helps employees and can turn a business around.

A behavior expert is quoted as saying that stripping in the office “will boost employees’ confidence and develop trust.”

Yeah, whatever, fruit loop.

That is just what we need, a bunch of unemployed nudes walking around. I say unemployed because we just spent a week learning how that kind of frivolity can get you canned.

Besides, the only thing my naked butt would boost in the workplace are Tweet pics and in some cases, screams.

For more reasons why nudity in the workplace is a bad idea, go visit a Walmart or any office where city employees work.