The heterosexual "breeder" agenda has gone far enough. People are reproducing left and right, they're consuming resources and generally ensuring that all of those of us today will be less able to consume tomorrow.

Not to mention, their fashion taste is dreadful, if not abominable. They lack culture and engagement with the rest of the world, and their irritating children have caused too many movies to be ruined, too many otherwise happy evenings to be interrupted with crying, and too many flights unbearable.

Straight conversion therapy is the only acceptable long term solution. Every heterosexual must undergo straight conversion therapy, that they may not reproduce. All of them. The world is coming to an end anyway (see generally any climate forecast model ever), and even as early as 2100 there will be parts of the world that will be so hot due to global warming that it will be uninhabitable by any person.

The pattern of consumption driven by heterosexuals and their reproductive tendencies has to, at the very least, be mitigated, to protect the environment. We are already at carrying capacity, after all. It would be inhumane to sterilize them all, but to make them normal... whether it's acceptable at all, it's needed, to ensure the survival of the species... if we accept that the species' survival is something worth having.

More or less, there are two futures: either humanity is going to extinguish itself, in which case we might as well make the world a better place by making all the straight people gay (we can begin with the band Five Seconds of Summer), or humanity's existence might be saved by making the heteros reproduce less. The only way that happens is to turn a substantial majority of them gay.

Straight conversion therapy not only advances the dignity of all mankind, by making heterosexual people normal, it serves the greater good of human civilization.

The heterosexual "breeder" agenda has gone far enough. People are reproducing left and right, they're consuming resources and generally ensuring that all of those of us today will be less able to consume tomorrow.

Not to mention, their fashion taste is dreadful, if not abominable. They lack culture and engagement with the rest of the world, and their irritating children have caused too many movies to be ruined, too many otherwise happy evenings to be interrupted with crying, and too many flights unbearable.

Straight conversion therapy is the only acceptable long term solution. Every heterosexual must undergo straight conversion therapy, that they may not reproduce. All of them. The world is coming to an end anyway (see generally any climate forecast model ever), and even as early as 2100 there will be parts of the world that will be so hot due to global warming that it will be uninhabitable by any person.

The pattern of consumption driven by heterosexuals and their reproductive tendencies has to, at the very least, be mitigated, to protect the environment. We are already at carrying capacity, after all. It would be inhumane to sterilize them all, but to make them normal... whether it's acceptable at all, it's needed, to ensure the survival of the species... if we accept that the species' survival is something worth having.

More or less, there are two futures: either humanity is going to extinguish itself, in which case we might as well make the world a better place by making all the straight people gay (we can begin with the band Five Seconds of Summer), or humanity's existence might be saved by making the heteros reproduce less. The only way that happens is to turn a substantial majority of them gay.

Straight conversion therapy not only advances the dignity of all mankind, by making heterosexual people normal, it serves the greater good of human civilization.

Vote PRO on straight conversion therapy.

Awesome idea. All straight people should immediately stop breeding. Don't worry, the gay people will live on to continue reproducing.

The heterosexual "breeder" agenda has gone far enough. People are reproducing left and right, they're consuming resources and generally ensuring that all of those of us today will be less able to consume tomorrow.

Not to mention, their fashion taste is dreadful, if not abominable. They lack culture and engagement with the rest of the world, and their irritating children have caused too many movies to be ruined, too many otherwise happy evenings to be interrupted with crying, and too many flights unbearable.

Straight conversion therapy is the only acceptable long term solution. Every heterosexual must undergo straight conversion therapy, that they may not reproduce. All of them. The world is coming to an end anyway (see generally any climate forecast model ever), and even as early as 2100 there will be parts of the world that will be so hot due to global warming that it will be uninhabitable by any person.

The pattern of consumption driven by heterosexuals and their reproductive tendencies has to, at the very least, be mitigated, to protect the environment. We are already at carrying capacity, after all. It would be inhumane to sterilize them all, but to make them normal... whether it's acceptable at all, it's needed, to ensure the survival of the species... if we accept that the species' survival is something worth having.

More or less, there are two futures: either humanity is going to extinguish itself, in which case we might as well make the world a better place by making all the straight people gay (we can begin with the band Five Seconds of Summer), or humanity's existence might be saved by making the heteros reproduce less. The only way that happens is to turn a substantial majority of them gay.

Straight conversion therapy not only advances the dignity of all mankind, by making heterosexual people normal, it serves the greater good of human civilization.

Vote PRO on straight conversion therapy.

I tried it. Halsted street is the perfect environment to "straighten out" a heterosexual. Just couldn't get the swing of it.

The heterosexual "breeder" agenda has gone far enough. People are reproducing left and right, they're consuming resources and generally ensuring that all of those of us today will be less able to consume tomorrow.

Not to mention, their fashion taste is dreadful, if not abominable. They lack culture and engagement with the rest of the world, and their irritating children have caused too many movies to be ruined, too many otherwise happy evenings to be interrupted with crying, and too many flights unbearable.

Straight conversion therapy is the only acceptable long term solution. Every heterosexual must undergo straight conversion therapy, that they may not reproduce. All of them. The world is coming to an end anyway (see generally any climate forecast model ever), and even as early as 2100 there will be parts of the world that will be so hot due to global warming that it will be uninhabitable by any person.

The pattern of consumption driven by heterosexuals and their reproductive tendencies has to, at the very least, be mitigated, to protect the environment. We are already at carrying capacity, after all. It would be inhumane to sterilize them all, but to make them normal... whether it's acceptable at all, it's needed, to ensure the survival of the species... if we accept that the species' survival is something worth having.

More or less, there are two futures: either humanity is going to extinguish itself, in which case we might as well make the world a better place by making all the straight people gay (we can begin with the band Five Seconds of Summer), or humanity's existence might be saved by making the heteros reproduce less. The only way that happens is to turn a substantial majority of them gay.

Straight conversion therapy not only advances the dignity of all mankind, by making heterosexual people normal, it serves the greater good of human civilization.

The heterosexual "breeder" agenda has gone far enough. People are reproducing left and right, they're consuming resources and generally ensuring that all of those of us today will be less able to consume tomorrow.

Not to mention, their fashion taste is dreadful, if not abominable. They lack culture and engagement with the rest of the world, and their irritating children have caused too many movies to be ruined, too many otherwise happy evenings to be interrupted with crying, and too many flights unbearable.

Straight conversion therapy is the only acceptable long term solution. Every heterosexual must undergo straight conversion therapy, that they may not reproduce. All of them. The world is coming to an end anyway (see generally any climate forecast model ever), and even as early as 2100 there will be parts of the world that will be so hot due to global warming that it will be uninhabitable by any person.

The pattern of consumption driven by heterosexuals and their reproductive tendencies has to, at the very least, be mitigated, to protect the environment. We are already at carrying capacity, after all. It would be inhumane to sterilize them all, but to make them normal... whether it's acceptable at all, it's needed, to ensure the survival of the species... if we accept that the species' survival is something worth having.

More or less, there are two futures: either humanity is going to extinguish itself, in which case we might as well make the world a better place by making all the straight people gay (we can begin with the band Five Seconds of Summer), or humanity's existence might be saved by making the heteros reproduce less. The only way that happens is to turn a substantial majority of them gay.

Straight conversion therapy not only advances the dignity of all mankind, by making heterosexual people normal, it serves the greater good of human civilization.