"This is malicious fecal distribution,""This is calculated. 'Look look look, I'm dropping my pants as I'm running,'""If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'"

Magnus:Bad Human? Well...that's going a bit too far just because of a poop run. Now, the not wiping thing....ewwww. That's nasty. Grinding a racing stripe in her drawers for the next 2-3 miles? Ewwwwww.

*loves public humiliation and would love to see him hose her down*

And not to mention running with an itchy ass until you get home.

I willing to bet that this is deliberate and she thinks somebody else, like an ex, lives there

ongbok:Magnus: Bad Human? Well...that's going a bit too far just because of a poop run. Now, the not wiping thing....ewwww. That's nasty. Grinding a racing stripe in her drawers for the next 2-3 miles? Ewwwwww.

*loves public humiliation and would love to see him hose her down*

And not to mention running with an itchy ass until you get home.

I willing to bet that this is deliberate and she thinks somebody else, like an ex, lives there

theorellior:groppet: Yeah thats just gross. When I used to walk/jog a lot it would help to get things "moving" in me but FFS I could hold it til I got home.

In other jogging/running/marathon threads many people say just letting it flow is a "thing" amongst the hardcore set.

Runners be crazy, yo. I only run if I need to catch an antelope or avoid a leopard.

That be a Poop Run. It ain't pretty, but if she isn't good at her nutrition plan and doesn't evacuate at the appropriate time prior to the run, she's going do that or hit a portable on the route, or grocery store or head into the woods. I bet she's a new runner and doesn't know to take a dump before the run.