You know how awful the idea of a live-action Captain Planet movie is? It's so bad that I wouldn't even watch a full-length movie picture of thisCaptain Planet movie, starring a belligerent Don Cheadle and Gillian Jacobs from Community.

I remember when I was a kid and telling my grandpa (who's really Christian) about Captain Planet and he told me that they weren't summoning Captain Planet. Because they weren't praying to God, they were actually summoning the Devil.

Okay, a Captain Planet movie has been made, no need to work on a big screen one now. Know why? 'Cause the only Captain Planet story I wanted see was a bunch of young environmentally conscious people being lured into eco-terrorism and tricked into summoning the ruthless force of nature known as the Captain, who plans to cut humanity to a mere fraction in order to save the planet, in his mind. Who knew Funny or Die who have that covered?

Next a Pokemon movie that isn't about pocket monsters, but the harrowing tale of dog fighting in the inner city.

"He didn't have a grip on our language. Verbs,verbs eluded him. He said,and I'm quoting 'cos I haven't got the time or the energy to make shit up anymore : "How you money make?" - Lewis Black "The White Album"

Holy shit! That is one awesome link. Seriously guys, you gotta see what this fella's linking to! Holy fuck, my mind is blown! Anybody who didn't click this link right away is sure gonna feel dumb when they see what lies behind this URL! Damn!