The official publication of the Patriots has a rather pointed headline for this week’s edition following the Monday night loss in Carolina. I can’t exactly say that I blame the Pats for being upset with the lack of a holding or interference call. Nevertheless, I reserve the right to laugh at them for passive aggressive bitching.

Kuechly was just trying to save Gronk from a impromptu Bro-Off. I mean, he probably still could’ve out bro’d any wack brosephs on the field, but Kuechly now a man of that broscosity should at come at any fake ass bros who are tryin’ to step without his Zubaz and a fresh pair of aviators.

You don’t want to be outdouched in a Bro Style tussle. It’s how brahs get dicks in their mouths. LOLNOHOMOBROLO.

This makes sense when one considers the tag line on the insert immediately below the headline: “Addressing Sack Problem Head On.” Appears fairly obvious from the reactions of the Pats and their fans that there is a problem with lack of sack.

Bobby Lane. This was not Tuck Rule payback. It was, at best, payback for not having holding called against the Saints. One regular season game when you live in the worst division in football in the last 15 years is NOT equal to a (first) trip to the Super Bowl with that core team.

Vertebrates originated about 525 million years ago during the Cambrian explosion, which saw the rise in organism diversity. The earliest known vertebrate is believed to be the Myllokunmingia.[1] Another early vertebrate is Haikouichthys ercaicunensis. Unlike the other fauna that dominated the Cambrian, these groups had the basic vertebrate body plan: a notochord, rudimentary vertebrae, and a well-defined head and tail.[17] All of these early vertebrates lacked jaws in the common sense and relied on filter feeding close to the seabed.[18] A vertebrate group of uncertain phylogeny, small-eel-like conodonts, are known from microfossils of their paired tooth segments from the late Cambrian to the end of the Triassic.

I never thought I’d live to see a franchise as loathed as The Dallas Cowboys, but The Patriots have done it. Fuck these guys, Bill Simmons and their fake ass fan base in the ass three times with a rusty chain saw.