The rudest way for a scratch-off lottery ticket to tell you you've lost.

Either we see offensive subtexts everywhere, or someone down at the letter scrambling factory had a little too much fun with this scratch-off lottery ticket, which very unsubtly encourages the loser to "suck [the losing ticket's] dick." We didn't even realize lottery tickets had genitals, although perhaps there just wasn't enough space to say "suck my metaphorical dick." Or maybe this is supposed to say "sic my duck," as in "I'll sic my duck on you," which would certainly make a lot more sense.