alot of talk about dildos.is it a sales pitch for your anal lube? "butt butter by butter.i'm not only the butt butter president,im also a client"

YEAH BEATCH!!!!!WHAT!!!!!

You are correct..I'm a president and best client. See, that was invented for my personal use as I was causing severe damage to my lady friends....think Tuna can. Now, it's not my fault that your titanium dildos were not smooth enough for your use and thus you had to steal my lubricant.

You are correct..I'm a president and best client. See, that was invented for my personal use as I was causing severe damage to my lady friends....think Tuna can. Now, it's not my fault that your titanium dildos were not smooth enough for your use and thus you had to steal my lubricant.