And the answer is…

I’ve got one Fender electric guitar, brand new, and I don’t even know how to play

I have two computers. Actually I have two hands, so it kinda makes sense

I’ve got lots of clothes for little kids. In fact, I have very little room for clothes for me.

I have an old “gringo” who can’t speak Portuguese

I’ve got enough underwear for 8 days but only 2 pair of pants and 5 shirts

A Yuengling University baseball cap. I didn’t know that Yuengling was a type of beer. Every missionary needs to be wearing a beer cap!

I always pack a TIM sim card for my phone. TIM is the Brasilian equivalent of Verizon or Cingular. AT&T charges me $3 per nano-second if I use their sim chip while in Brasil. Just for the record, I have a São Paulo registered cell phone number.

And, finally, I have a bag of chocolate-mint flavored, activated, microfine charcoal — I don’t leave home without it!

Ummmmmmm Dude, if you can’t find anyone to claim the Fender, I need one! Hey! Why can’t I be somebody’s mission field? File under Old, poor, former ministers who love to play guitar but can’t afford to buy one anymore. LOL!