Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin: Back Together! Canoodling In Public!

Sure, you may have been cautiously optimistic when you learned that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had gotten back together for the 47 bajillionth time, but on some level you suspected that eventually, the Biebs would get busted engaging in some hardcore canoodling with someone who is very much not Selena.

If you go way back through Justin's relationship Rolodex (that's a thing your great-grandparents used to store their contacts in), you'll find the name Hailey Baldwin.