"Where is the nearest Zen Temple? My dire tiger needs to use the litter box."
-Roi the Epic Druid
"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet."
Mark Twain.
"Jesus saves. The rest of us take full spell damage."
RadicalTaoist WoT forum.

1) Because it's hard. Well, it's hard if you haven't developed an innate understanding of anatomy and how the body moves and how it relates to perspective. Since I never bothered to learn any of that fancy-shamcy stuff, I find it hard.

2) Because if I didn't, you wouldn't have had a WALKING breadman. It would have been slithering or something. Or it would have been walking BADLY... Luckily I deleted all my other attempts so I am no longer capable of subjecting you to what a BAD walk cycle looks like when it's applied to a piece of bread.