Sunday, April 02, 2006

I don't know if it's just me in the whole wide world wide web that gets this kind of Spam and poetry hybrid. I like to think it's just me. I have dubbed the creation Spametry. Every now and again a few words click nicely together. It certainly gives some credibility to the "100 monkeys typing on 100 typewriters for 100 years" theory. What exactly is the purpose of putting auto-generated text before a mass email? Does it trick Yahoo and let it go right to my inbox? I need some nerdfo on this. It's fun to try and read it like they're the words to a song. Enjoy

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alfalfa an hotshot as show-and-tell downfall lovers.!!! underrated nursery rhyme, as executioner, as tattletale megalomania, at of Third World, to of midst the anyhow a to jaunt doz. an whisper a old-fashioned malt a atty..

marry this corkscrew as pact the they've consequence homeopathic as outer space to encase with savagery pathos it railroad in destroy strove malice forceful a rise, kindergartner an nutcracker capsule the quixotic a sever, bad with cord the badlands, irritable.

That my friends is some serious poetry. It's so raw. Did you pick up on the deep symbolism and the rich imagery and the playful personification?

4 comments:

do you still need cheering up? this isn't spam but it's a similar thing. it's mangled english, which most often is found in japan. this sample is from the packaging of a skipping rope. it might be from china. and it goes like this, verbatim and with all typographics as per original:

"Body-building Skipping

When people is skipping,the foots jump while the hands swing and the belly cooperating.So the whole body moves coordinately to attain the purpose of building up the body.The medical science certificates that the foots are the root of the body which gathering six passages and many acupuncture points.Skipping can promote the blood circulation and regulate bodily functions,making the brain being in the exciting condition.It plays a role of clearing the brain and building the body.Skipping frequently.could strengthen the vigor of the brain cells and improve the ability of thinking."

how is your brain condition now kranki? isn't that a beautiful piece of prose?

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