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Yahoo reports that Twitter has secured the rights to ten 2016 NFL Thursday Night Football games. Since we’re all about helping social media, here are: 3 New Slogans We Propose For Twitter Twitter: the perfect place to view the NFL… Read More ›

The Seattle Seahawks are currently losing at home 16-0 to the Green Bay Packers, facing elimination. 3 Names We Propose For The Seahawks If They Lose 1. See-You-Later Hawks 2. Sleephawks 3. SeeAtlantaHawksBecauseTheyHaveANiceWinStreak

CBC reports that at a Commonwealth Game event in Glasgow, Sir Chris Hoy was asked to show his I.D. to enter a venue named after him, the Sir Chris Hoy Velodrome. 3 Questions Arise From This Story 1. Who is Sir… Read More ›

Deadspin reports that the NBA Logo has been moved to the back of jerseys to possibly make room for ads. So your favorite NBA player’s uniform can now more closely match your child’s locally-sponsored soccer jersey. Except your child’s team… Read More ›

Newslook reports that the Texas Rangers posted a message during a Major League Baseball game, banning “the wave.” Specifically, the message said: “Attention: due to amount of injuries sustained in this ballpark… State of Texas medical officials are advising that… Read More ›

TMZ reports that former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer may be in talks to buy the LA Clippers, which has some fans worried the team may be moved to Seattle. We’re more concerned with what Microsoft’s former talking paper clip would… Read More ›

The Bleacher Report reports that the resale value of Super Bowl tickets are falling as game day approaches. From the article: “As of Jan. 27, the cheapest ticket listed on NFL Ticket Exchange (the league’s official resale site) was $1,592. …… Read More ›

USA Today reports that a recent poll found that half of Americans believe that supernatural forces influence the Super Bowl. Also according to the poll, 26% of those surveyed have prayed to God to help their team. This seems like a… Read More ›

CNN reports that a cheerleader aka “Raiderette” for the Oakland Raiders has sued the team because “her pay of $1,250 for the season… was less than $5 per hour for appearances at games, rehearsals and charity events.” 3 Questions That… Read More ›

According to the Bleacher Report, a California Little League coach began a lawsuit against one of his own players for over $500,000 for accidentally hitting the coach in the Achilles tendon with his helmet after a walk-off hit. The coach… Read More ›