The Week in Conspiracy (13 March 2011)

Fwaaaaaaaaaa! I can’t believe I thought last week was going to be the culmination of immense, secret machinations. This week it will be different. This week it will happen.

Yeah, as I’m sure you are aware, the wackosphere is going potty over the earthquake in Japan. No disaster is too horrific for them to not fap furiously over.

It’s been quiet here recently, and I appologize. I have, in fact, been busy this week doing conspiracy related things. On Saturday, I went to a 9/11 Truther event in Atlanta and did some interviews. I offered my audio to a locally produced podcast that you may have heard of, so we’ll see what happens there.

This week a new phrase entered my vocab: “death cloud.” Do you notice how nobody quoted mentions a death cloud, yet it is in quotation marks?

And this is how the death cloud is going to come to the US West Coast: the jet stream.

Predictive Programing, Japan-style. Predictive programming is supposed to be a depiction of future events in pop culture to condition people to accept horrible things to come. In the movie 2012, there were two earthquakes near Japan. Therefore, we were conditioned to…what exactly?