I turn the power of wack's own lenny faces against him. As they swarm him, 2 of them pin him down, while a third strips him of the cookie and brings it to me. They then form a jet plane for me to escape in.

As ken tries to sneak away from Frosty's house, I slide in with the help of @CREEPER__1 and together we defeat ken and I grab the cookie. However, I backstab Creeper and I leave him, bleeding out, and I run away with the cookie.

As ken tries to sneak away from Frosty's house, I slide in with the help of @CREEPER__1 and together we defeat ken and I grab the cookie. However, I backstab Creeper and I leave him, bleeding out, and I run away with the cookie.

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Asks Smart why he is such a good mod and while he is answering I run up and kill him and grab the cookie then run

asks for a slice of cheese from yellow, while he isnt looking i take the cookie, and ask for some water, i open the cheese and put the cookie in, he arrives with the water and i leave, smuggling the cookie away inside the cheese

asks for a slice of cheese from yellow, while he isnt looking i take the cookie, and ask for some water, i open the cheese and put the cookie in, he arrives with the water and i leave, smuggling the cookie away inside the cheese

You looked at the cookie, realizing it was still covered in feces, and discarded it to prevent yourself from infection. I swiped the cookie you left lying in the middle of a battlefield, sanitized it to remove the bacteria, and disguised myself as a soldier to reside behind enemy lines.

So for Months now I've been secretly hypnotizing Turtleman while he is sleeping(not creepy at all). Whenever someone snaps his fingers Turtleman thinks he is a chicken. All for this day so I can snatch the cookie away from him. I snap my fingers and Turtleman starts strutting and moving his arms up and down like a chicken. I dive gracefully and grab the cookie before it falls onto the ground. I then head for a cookie cleaning facility(because its been eaten and taken out again multiple times), and the cookie is as good as new again. I then ship the cookie to the center of the pentagon, and hire some top notch mercenaries and Z_hobo to guard the cookie. I also installed a nerfing system inside the pentagon where the further in you go the lower rank you are. The cookie itself is stored in a titanium metal hybrid which requires 20 different passwords and eye scans to unlock. It is set to vaporize the cookie on a wrong guess.

I steal the cookie out of MineButcher's hands during his delusional rant as he doesn't realize that he's been safeguarding against @TheTurtleMan instead of @Turtleguy2018, who was the one with the cookie.