I'm afraid to go on Facebook to see what my idiot relatives have already posted about the "Secret Inauguration"

Which, by now, thanks to the magic of FW:FW;RE;FW and "telephone" is most certainly the "Secret Inagguration where Fartbongo got down on one knee and, his hand on a Koran held by the president of China, used that there African clicking language to swear eternal fealty to Muslin Socialisticism and promised to use his mind control ray to make Real Muricans think the American flag is a 'Magic Eye' poster close-up of the Ayatollah's butthole!"

Mrtraveler01:Oh, what it would be like to be a fly on the wall of Mitt Romney's home right now.

Thanksgiving, 2012. The family comes over to Mitt's house and encounter only the chauffeur, who doesn't know where Mittand Ann are. The reality is that Mitt has been locked in his study for days, nursing the same glass of scotch, lookingout the window. Occasionally tears roll down his face, but that's only when his imaginary world of not being presidentcomes to the forefront.

Ann is in one of the guest bedrooms, popping pills like they're Mentos. The weird smell is from the walk-in closetwhich has been used as the bathroom since November 10th. The real bathroom is right next to it, but Ann is too strung outto realize or care.

The family downstairs figures this out when they hear Mitt screaming for his Secretary of Defense (before weeping)and Ann talking about her failed life and dreams. Then one of their sons (Zip, Bang, or Whizzo) tells the kidsto go outside to play, hurriedly runs to Boston Market, and salvages something out of the holiday.

The family leaves when they realize Mitt and Ann aren't coming down for quite a while yet./not mine, i just saw it and saved it for future use//glad i did

Coco LaFemme:If these inbred nitwits would read the Constitution, it says that the President's term begins on January 20th. That is today. If they waited until tomorrow to swear him in, we would technically not have an awesome President for 24 hours.

Obama is going to be giving his speech, and he will mention that we are going to be entering a "New World Order". He is then going to rip off his suit and reveal a nWo shirt. Then, Kevin Nash is going to run in from the crowd and offer Biden a nWo shirt too. Just as Biden goes to accept it, Nash kicks Biden and gives Biden a Jackknife Powerbomb. Then, Chief Justice Roberts is going to pretend to be tending to Biden, and pretend to be about to help him up, but then he is going to kick him down and hit him with a steel chair, and rip off his robe and reveals a nWo shirt. Then, Romney and Ryan are going to interrupt and challenge Roberts and Obama to a matchup at Wrestlemania, with Joe Biden in their corner. And then Stone Cold's music is going to break and he will mention that he has in his legends contract a clause that says he can be the General Manager on this day only, and then says that the match will happen at Wrestlemania, only he will be the special guest referee, because "Stone Cold Said So ". Then he will come down and give Nash, Obama and Roberts a stunner and throw beers out to the crowd.

barneyfifesbullet:It's going to be fun watching lazy Obama get bored now that there is no campaign to work toward to anymore.

And instead, try to turn his teleprompter lines of the day into campaigns for his fans. Like this gun control thing, and the NRA is more popular than Obama is anyway.

Oh gosh that's funny. That's really funny. Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. "Teleprompter" I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Mmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, um reference that outside the 2008 campaign before. Because that's what politicians use when they make speeches, right? A teleprompter. And yet you've taken that, and used it out of context, to insult Obama in this new situation. Gosh, what a clever, smart Farker you must be, to come up with a joke like that by your self. Mmm. That's so fresh, too. Any Titanic jokes you want to throw at us while we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity? Because we're right here. God you're so funny!

dustman81:Coco LaFemme: If these inbred nitwits would read the Constitution, it says that the President's term begins on January 20th. That is today. If they waited until tomorrow to swear him in, we would technically not have a President for 24 hours. So, they have the official swearing-in today to meet Constitutional requirements, and tomorrow is the ceremonial swearing-in at the Capitol and the address, and all the pomp and circumstance.

Also, Chief Justice Roberts better not fark up the oath this time like he did four years ago. It's not that lengthy a spiel to memorize, sir.

Pretty much this. Reagan was sworn in for his second term on Sunday, January 20, 1985, with a ceremonial swearing in on the 21st.

Did you know Obama has a secretary named Reagan and Reagan had a secretary named Obama?

How dare they have a dignified, low key ceremony in these troubled economic times? Don't they realize that they're literally taking food out of the mouths of fox news contributors who would otherwise be on TV decrying all the taxpayer money being spent on security to protect Obongo from fox news' more rabid viewers?

God, if anyone from the year 3000 does a GIS for Obama Constitution while doing research...we're screwed.

See, I like that one. The ACCUSING finger. The GLARE.

It's not "I'm burning the Constitution, WEEEEE!"It's "LOOK at this, you bastards, LOOK at it. I'm holding a BURNING farking CONSTITUTION here, and not a one of you is getting me some water to put it out with. ME, set it on fire? Do you see a lighter in my right hand, you moron? No, I'm POINTING at the FIRE that was going before I picked the thing up, and you all are just standing there agape."

fugeeface:Secondly, BFD that today is Sunday, why can't we have parades and the public swearing-in stuff, etc., today? So what that it is Sunday?

Where have you been the last thirty years? Having an inauguration on Sunday would freak out all the Godbotherers out there. Not that it's atypical to have parades and official things happening on Sunday, but it would be immediately construed as Balrog HUSSEIN Fartbongo not going to church because he's a Muslin Communist athiest.

While the early morning temperature will be in the 20s, the forecast calls for a high temperature in the upper 30s or low 40s. Still, organizers cautioned attendees to bundle up because of prolonged exposure to the cold as they watch the events and make their way to and from them.

Fark your nanny state mollycoddling. Real Americans don't need the oppressive hand of socialism to tell them how to dress. How many billions of taxpayer dollars were wasted issuing that Royal Decree from King Nanny himself? I'd guess... seven. Seven billion dollars. You monster.

Mrtraveler01:Oh, what it would be like to be a fly on the wall of Mitt Romney's home right now.

I'm guessing Romney is barely aware that the Inauguration is happening. For that matter, I doubt he's given much thought to the election, Obama, the campaign, or anything else political since it happened, except to be glad it's over with. All that fly would see is Romney doing Sudoku and maybe taking the car for a spin in the car elevator.

Remember, this is a guy whose campaign canceled the staff credit cards within minutes of his concession speech, leaving a few poor Young Republicans to pay for their own cab rides home. I'm not saying he didn't want to be elected President, but he sure as hell didn't want to have to try to be elected President, and I doubt he's troubled his beautiful mind with it ever since.

Why he's not worried about the US capitulating to the Comintern and using its last dollar to fund the Palestinian nuclear weapons program, like he implied would happen if Obama were re-elected, is left as an exercise for the alert Farker.

fugeeface:Coco LaFemme: fugeeface: What secret ceremony? It was just on C-SPAN live 15 minutes ago. Simple- it was all repeat after me and congratulations Mr. President. Done. Headline fail. Not sure why party day is tomorrow for all this, but whatever.

You've read the Constitution, right? The President's term begins at noon on January 20th. Inaugurations are not held on Sundays, so he was officially sworn in today and will be ceremonially sworn in again tomorrow, where he'll also give his inaugural address. That's just how we do things. It's not a big secret.

Yes, I have read the Constitution, and the 20th amendment, as it would seem that you have, too. My points were simply that there was no secret ceremony, as it was broadcast live from the Blue Room of the White House with Chief Justice Roberts administrating the oath; everybody knew this. Secondly, BFD that today is Sunday, why can't we have parades and the public swearing-in stuff, etc., today? So what that it is Sunday? My readings of the Constitution doesn't make any mention of Sunday in relationship to the oath-taking or inauguration, just reads the 20th of Jan. That was done. The law was carried out duly and on schedule. All is well with the Republic. I don't know any constitutional laws in regards to my comment about why have the big ceremony tomorrow as you imply in your snark about my reading the Constitution. So what that in the past, the big ceremony stuff wasn't conducted on a Sunday (and yes, I know the historical reasons)? It would seem to me that whatever day is the 20th of January is a good enough day for a party.Also, there was no secret ceremony.

fugeeface:Coco LaFemme: fugeeface: What secret ceremony? It was just on C-SPAN live 15 minutes ago. Simple- it was all repeat after me and congratulations Mr. President. Done. Headline fail. Not sure why party day is tomorrow for all this, but whatever.

You've read the Constitution, right? The President's term begins at noon on January 20th. Inaugurations are not held on Sundays, so he was officially sworn in today and will be ceremonially sworn in again tomorrow, where he'll also give his inaugural address. That's just how we do things. It's not a big secret.

Yes, I have read the Constitution, and the 20th amendment, as it would seem that you have, too. My points were simply that there was no secret ceremony, as it was broadcast live from the Blue Room of the White House with Chief Justice Roberts administrating the oath; everybody knew this. Secondly, BFD that today is Sunday, why can't we have parades and the public swearing-in stuff, etc., today? So what that it is Sunday? My readings of the Constitution doesn't make any mention of Sunday in relationship to the oath-taking or inauguration, just reads the 20th of Jan. That was done. The law was carried out duly and on schedule. All is well with the Republic. I don't know any constitutional laws in regards to my comment about why have the big ceremony tomorrow as you imply in your snark about my reading the Constitution. So what that in the past, the big ceremony stuff wasn't conducted on a Sunday (and yes, I know the historical reasons)? It would seem to me that whatever day is the 20th of January is a good enough day for a party.Also, there was no secret ceremony.

I think it's kind of obvious. Black president has public ceremony on MLK day.

Mr. Coffee Nerves:I'm afraid to go on Facebook to see what my idiot relatives have already posted about the "Secret Inauguration"

Which, by now, thanks to the magic of FW:FW;RE;FW and "telephone" is most certainly the "Secret Inagguration where Fartbongo got down on one knee and, his hand on a Koran held by the president of China, used that there African clicking language to swear eternal fealty to Muslin Socialisticism and promised to use his mind control ray to make Real Muricans think the American flag is a 'Magic Eye' poster close-up of the Ayatollah's butthole!"

Doktor_Zhivago:Please tell me there is a larger version of this with the Cthulhu version of thr ridiculous zoom in commentary that the original had. Please please please...

I'm not sure, but I doubt it. The one with the zoom-in sh*t was the fundy artist trying to explain the voices in his head. The people that did this one are probably comfortable letting the piece speak for itself.

Forty-Two:We watched the ceremony on CSPAN; it wasn't a secret. However, a few minutes before the oath, the camera lingered on Orly Taitz, standing outside holding a hand-lettered cardboard sign. Seriously.

They should have let her in. I mean, the girls at least could have gotten some humor out of it.

Coco LaFemme:Also, Chief Justice Roberts better not fark up the oath this time like he did four years ago. It's not that lengthy a spiel to memorize, sir.

They covered this on NPR the other day. He memorized the whole thing and all the planned pauses, the problem was that nobody ever got the plan from Roberts to Obama's team so Obama was unaware of the specific points where Roberts planned to stop for a response. Obama wound up responding earlier than Roberts expected which caused him to flub the next line. Obama knew the line was wrong so he paused in confusion which just messed things up even worse.

They also pointed out that it's been messed up far worse by others in the past.

Coco LaFemme:If these inbred nitwits would read the Constitution, it says that the President's term begins on January 20th. That is today. If they waited until tomorrow to swear him in, we would technically not have a President for 24 hours. So, they have the official swearing-in today to meet Constitutional requirements, and tomorrow is the ceremonial swearing-in at the Capitol and the address, and all the pomp and circumstance.

Also, Chief Justice Roberts better not fark up the oath this time like he did four years ago. It's not that lengthy a spiel to memorize, sir.

Jesus wouldn't have made the 20th the inauguration day unless that was when he wanted to ceremony to be held.