All right, step aside, Steel Battalion! We have a new champion
holding the title to the most Manly Controller Available, and I don't
think this title is going to go anywhere just yet.

One GC for the game itself. Four GCs with GBA Players and
Wavebirds, and each with their own television for
controllers. The controllers are fancier than the actual game console
running the game!

This is the new standard. A Steel
Battalion game, including the controller, costed just about the same
as the XBox itself. Now, here we have, tum de dum, a game, four game
units, their controllers, and televisions... I'm absolutely awed.