Not since the old car-vs.-train battles that raged across Europe in the early part of the last century has a more exciting speed contest been waged between two disparate modes of transit. In this case, it's ice skates vs. Quattro. Audi DTM driver Frank Stippler hopped behind the wheel of a new RS4, while German speed skater Claudia Pechstein strapped on her blades. The victor? The Audi by a mere 1.5 seconds, meaning Pechstein could probably smoke an A3 driven by feebs like us.