Real Slogans From Famous Products That Should Never Adorn a Bikini

Women have many choices
available for swimsuits but one of the most popular choices is the simple
bikini. The bikini comes in many forms including the traditional cut bikini,
the micro bikini, the G-string bikini, as well as many other forms, cuts and
styles. One of the popular bikinis of the last few years is the traditional cut
bikini with a generic brand logoed onto the upper piece of the bikini.

As popular as some of these "fake
logos" are there are a few real slogans from famous products that should never
adorn a bikini.

Where's The Beef?- Wendy's restaraunt
classic slogan that captured the world back in the 1980's may be funny but
would look tack if it was on a bikini top, especially if the lady wearing the
bikini was flat chested.

High Performance, Delivered.
- This slogan by Accenture may be good for their business but may make you
appear to be a floozy when you're at the beach.

Once you pop, you can't stop.
Pringles potato chips taste great but imagine having their logo located on your
bikini. Anywhere on your bikini it would look tacky. As with the above slogan
from Accenture, this would also make you look like a Floozy on the beach.

"Nothin' says lovin' like
something from the oven".- Pillsbury makes some great eats but if you don't
want to be the girl all the other girls laugh at don't wear this slogan on your
bikini at the beach unless you're pregnant.

"Finger lickin' good". - KFC
makes some great fried chicken but do you really want to have this slogan on
your bikini? Especially the bottom piece?

"Good to the Last
Drop". - Maxwell House makes good coffee and great commercials around
Christmas time. I actually think this slogan might be cute on your bikini.

"Tastes Great, Less
Filling". Miller Lites famous advertising slogan would look great on your
bikini if you had a heavyset friend with you who was wearing a single piece
swimsuit.

None of these slogans above
are recommended to be emblazoned on your bikini but then again if you want one
then "Just Do It!" like Nike would tell you too. Custom Bikinis should be a way
to express yourself and if you want a cheesy slogan on your bikini then go
ahead but you may be looked down up on by the other visitors to the beach. Then
again, who cares what Jimmy's mom thinks about youâ€¦The only thing that matters
is what Jimmy's dad thinks about it.