Now, I sadly do not own a copy of the Gosple, but I have read through the Loose Cannon. We know that the holy land is an island with a (possibly volcanic) mountian, and we know that it was origonally populated by the Midgets/Midgits. Additionally, we know that it was frequented by His holy people the pirates, and that the peoples of the island were able to grow basil and herbs as well as the materials nesseccary for sauce and pasta itself.

The Island of Flores in Indonesia fits all of these requirments.

While such crops may not be prevelant there now, it's certianly possible for them to be grown in the island's climate. It has several mountians, the highest of which is a dormant volcanoe. Pirates would have frequented the waters around hte island in the good 'ol days, and they do still today.

And the final nail in the coffin is that the disciples of the dark lord darwin himself -- yes, scientists -- have found the greatest proof: "Ancient" fossil remains of a small hominim species called Homo floresiensis, which are only found on that island and are nicknamed "Hobbits" for their small stature.