Lord of the Predictions: The return of THE KNOWLEDGE

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Finally, THE KNOWLEDGE has come back to MGoBlog
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THE KNOWLEDGE hasn't visited these pages in a while, but there have been many interesting developments on late that have led to uncertainty about the future
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As everyone knows, whenever a topic of great interest to Michigan fans arises, THE KNOWLEDGE arrives to provide concrete information about the future
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THE KNOWLEDGE has hence made his appearance now
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the first question THE KNOWLEDGE will tackle is regarding the expected sanctions from the NCAA
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many people believe that the NCAA will add on minor penalties to those self-imposed by Michigan, and that will be end of it
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however, these people are wrong
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THE KNOWLEDGE guarantees that NCAA will reply stating that the self-imposed sanctions are too much, and will recommend easing on these
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the first question THE KNOWLEDGE will tackle is regarding the conference expansion plans

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what the vast majority of folks do not know is that Texas, Oklahoma and ATM have already agreed to join the Big Ten
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The Big Ten is now deciding on who the 15th and 16th teams must be. the choices are between Nebraska+Missouri Vs Pitt+Rutgers
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in all likelihood, it will be the former. this decision will be made in the next few days
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Pac 10 officials do not know this, and are stupidly trying to woo half the Big 12
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The Big Ten conference will be re-named as well. THE KNOWLEDGE shall soon reveal this info as well
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as usual, there will always be some folks that do not believe what THE KNOWLEDGE has to say, but they just need to wait and watch these predictions come true
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar
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and leave all doubters in a trail of dust
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PS: in the previous post or two by THE KNOWLEDGE, some people have wondered if THE KNOWLEDGE is a different person because there is an underscore involved
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these people are idiots, and do not understand THE KNOWLEDGE. all they need to do is read the posts of THE KNOWLEDGE
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The(-,_, )Knowledge in every iteration is actually Brian starting some shit? I think he just bottles up his frustration with the board, then unleashes the fury during (conference expansion, coaching searches, PSU game predictions).

“No other offense has ever been visited with such severe penalties as seeking to help the oppressed.”

First I have to apologize because I am fairly new to the Mgoblog community and I'm sure this would otherwise be common knowledge, but Is THE_KNOWLEDGE Usually accurate with his predictions? Or is it more or less a crap shoot?

Adding an ATM to the conference is a brilliant and permanent solution to financial woes. Tuition rates will be slashed to pennies, room & board will be free, and season tickets will be handed out like candy at Ashley's.

“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." — Mencken