When the terrorist tripped and fell in the water …

While strolling around the harbor this morning about 11:00 a.m., I noticed this character shouting “Allah be praised” and “Death to all infidels” when suddenly he slipped and fell into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all of the explosives that he was carrying. If he didn’t get help, he would surely drown.

Being a responsible American citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coast Guard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Department.

It is now 4:00 p.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet to respond.