Waffle Taco? Seriously? Who are you kidding? Just eat a cheeseburger at 6 a.m., says Burger King.

Unless you're battling a severe hangover or are trying to gain weight for a backyard wrestling tournament (and the latter is Esquire's core demo), eating hamburgers for breakfast is probably a bad idea. But Burger King is totally OK with it. In fact, they encourage it.

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