The Fall Guy (1981) s01e10 Episode Script

License to Kill (2)

WELL, I'M NOT THE KIND
TO KISS AND TELL
BUT I'VE BEEN SEEN
WITH FARRAH
I'VE NEVER BEEN
WITH ANYTHING LESS
THAN A NINE
SO FINE
I'VE BEEN ON FIRE
WITH SALLY FIELD
GONE FAS WITH A GIRL NAMED BO
BUT SOMEHOW THEY JUS DON'T END UP AS MINE
IT'S A DEATH-DEFYIN' LIFE
I LEAD
I TAKE MY CHANCES
I DIE FOR A LIVIN'
IN THE MOVIES AND TV
[ Siren Wailing ]
BUT THE HARDEST THING
I EVER DO
IS WATCH MY LEADING LADIES
KISS SOME OTHER GUY
WHILE I'M BANDAGIN' MY KNEE
I MIGHT FALL
FROM A TALL BUILDIN'
I MIGHT ROLL
A BRAND-NEW CAR
'CAUSE I'M
THE UNKNOWN STUNTMAN
THAT MADE REDFORD
SUCH A STAR
[ Women Vocalizing ]
I'VE NEVER SPEN MUCH TIME IN SCHOOL
BUT I'VE TAUGH LADIES PLENTY
IT'S TRUE I HIRE
MY BODY OUT FOR PAY
HEY, HEY
I'VE GOTTEN BURNED
OVER CHERYL TIEGS
BLOWN UP FOR RAQUEL WELCH
BUT WHEN I WIND UP
IN THE HAY, IT'S ONLY HAY
HEY, HEY
I MIGHT JUMP
AN OPEN DRAWBRIDGE
OR TARZAN FROM A VINE
'CAUSE I'M
THE UNKNOWN STUNTMAN
THAT MAKES EASTWOOD
LOOK SO FINE
[ Colt Narrating ]
THIS IS THE STORY OF ONE OF
AMERICA'S GREAT UNSUNG HEROES.
I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN HIM,
BUT YOU NEVER KNEW WHO HE WAS.
YOU'VE CHEERED FOR HIM
AND CRIED FOR HIM,
WOMEN HAVE WANTED
TO DIE FOR HIM.
BUT DID HE EVER GET ANY CREDIT?
OR THE GIRL? NO.
HE WAS WHAT WE CALL A STUNTMAN.
AND THE REASON I'M TALKIN'
SO FONDLY ABOUT HIM IS--
WELL, BECAUSE IT'S ME,
COLT SEAVERS.
ANYWAY, PICTURE WORK
ISN'T WALL-TO-WALL EMPLOYMENT.
SO MAYBE YOU WONDER HOW
A GUY KEEPS HIS HEAD TOGETHER.
WELL, ONE WAY
IS TO WAIT BY THE PHONE
AND WAIT AND WAIT.
THE OTHER IS TO TAKE
AN OCCASIONAL JOB
FOR THE COURT SYSTEM
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
WHERE A MAN IS
CONSIDERED INNOCEN UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.
UNFORTUNATELY, SOMETIMES A LO OF THESE PEOPLE
GET OUT OF JAIL
ON WHAT WE CALL BAIL.
AND THEY RUN LIKE HELL.
THAT'S WHERE I COME IN.
I SOMETIMES PICK UP RENT MONEY
TRYIN' TO FIND THEM
AND BRING THEM BACK TO JUSTICE.
BUT, EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,
YOU CAN GET INTO SOMETHING
THAT'S WAY OVER
A STUNTMAN'S HEAD.
I'VE GOT YOU, SALEM.
[ Siren Blares ]
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, PAL.
AND DROP IT.
NICE AND STILL,
OR I'LL CUT YOU IN HALF.
I'LL PAY THE $5,000
PREMIUM NOW
IF WE CAN ARRANGE
FOR MY SECURITY.
WE HAVE TO BE CAUTIOUS
IN MY BUSINESS, MR. RYKER.
AND UNTIL I HAVE THAT SECURITY,
I'LL HAVE TO PUT A MAN ON YOU
AND CHARGE YOU FOR IT.
A MAN?
HE'S A PERFEC GENTLEMAN.
HE STOLE MY TRUCK?
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS
STAY WITH THIS GUY A FEW HOURS
FOR 500 BUCKS.
AND HE ALSO STOLE THE DOSSIER
WITH HIS PICTURE.
AND HE WAS OU ON A $50,000 BOND.
COLT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHERE HE WENT?
WIRE A DESCRIPTION
OF THIS RYKER FELLA
- TO THE HONOLULU
POLICE DEPARTMENT.
- HONOLULU?
- PUT THESE TWO UNDER ARREST.
- WHAT?
COLT, DO SOMETHING.
DON'T GET EXCITED, KID.
THIS HAS GOTTA BE
SOME KIND OF A JOKE.
ISN'T IT?
WELL, IT'S ALL JUS A BIG MISTAKE. IF THEY'D
LET US CALL BIG JACK--
COLT, SOMEONE DOESN' WANT YOU TALKING TO ANYBODY.
TECHNICALLY, UNDER THIS KIND
OF SECURITY BLACKOUT,
- THEY COULD HOLD YOU
INCOMMUNICADO FOR MONTHS.
- MONTHS?
MONTHS?
NOW, I COULD
INTERVENE FOR YOU,
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO
COOPERATE WITH ME.
ANYTHING.
WELL, WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU, AGENT BRADSHAW?
COLT SEAVERS. YOU'RE HOLDING
HIM UNDER FEDERAL WARRANT,
AND I WANT HIM.
WELL, YOU'RE TOO LATE.
TOO LATE?
SEAVERS JUST WENT OUT THE DOOR.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
HELD HERE INCOMMUNICADO.
SOMEBODY PULLED RANK,
LIKE YOU.
RYKER, WHERE ARE YOU?
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA WORK
THROUGH CHANNELS?
I DON'T TRUST YOUR CHANNELS.
SALEM CAN BUY THEM.
AND WE CAN'T TRUST YOU
TO RUN AROUND THE WORLD
LIKE A ONE-MAN ARMY.
SALEM'S HERE.
DON'T GET IN MY WAY.
WE KNOW YOU'RE IN HONOLULU,
SO DON'T TRY TO DO ANYTHING
BY YOURSELF.
I'M GONNA STOP SALEM
BEFORE HE KILLS AGAIN,
AND BEFORE HE CAN STOP ME.
THEY SPEND YEARS TRAINING
THIS ANIMAL TO TRACK ME DOWN.
AND I CANNOT FIND HIM.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS.
SALEM'S HERE,
AND I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN STOP HIM,
UNLESS YOUR COMMANDER CARLSON
GETS IN MY WAY.
GO AFTER THEM.
THEY'LL LEAD YOU TO SALEM.
IT'S THE ONLY CHANCE.
STAY HERE AND SEE
IF YOU CAN HELP HIM.
I'LL GO GET THE OTHER ONE.
IF WE GET SEPARATED,
I'LL MEET YOU A THE TEMPLE OF THE RISING SUN.
WHOA!
- WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?
- THEY WORK FOR SALEM.
GOT TO STOP HIM.
STOP HIM FROM DOING WHAT?
WHY IS HE HERE?
- MINARDOS.
- THE PRESIDENT OF SAN SAMOA?
- THEY'RE GOING TO KILL HIM.
- WHAT?
[ Screams ]
[ Man Announcing ]
AND NOW PART TWO
OF "LICENSE TO KILL."
IT'S HONOLULU POLICE
JURISDICTION, PURE AND SIMPLE.
NO. THERE'S NOTHING SIMPLE
ABOUT THOSE BODIES, LIEUTENANT.
TWO OF 'EM ARE KNOWN GUNSELS
OF SALEM. THE OTHER ONE'S A
UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT AGENT.
WHO HAPPENED TO BE WORKING
FOR A MAN NAMED RYKER.
WHO COLT SEAVERS
WAS HUNTING DOWN
LIKE AN ANIMAL.
IF THAT IS TRUE, THEN IT PUTS
THIS MATTER RIGHT BACK
IN MY JURISDICTION.
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW
THE MILITARY FEELS,
BUT WE
IN THE POLICE DEPARTMEN DON'T LIKE BOUNTY HUNTERS
WHO SET THEMSELVES UP
AS PROFESSIONAL HANGMEN.
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING, GENTLEMEN.
I THINK IT'S PRETTY SILLY,
OUR STANDING HERE
FIGHTING OVER
WHO'S GONNA HANG COLT SEAVERS,
WHEN NONE OF US HAVE HIM
IN CUSTODY.
SOMETHING I INTEND
TO REMEDY.
[ Siren Wailing ]
[ Howie ]
COLT.
WHAT HAPPENED ON THE BOAT?
RYKER'S ALIVE.
I GOT HIM HERE,
BUT HE'S IN BAD SHAPE.
COME ON.
RYKER.
RYKER, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
IT'S ME, SEAVERS.
LET ME HAVE A LOOK.
FORGET IT.
WHO WERE THOSE GUYS?
THEY WORK FOR SALEM.
[ Colt ]
I'M FAST BECOMING
AN EXPERT ON SALEM.
HE'S HERE.
I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN STOP HIM--
WAS.
- MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONE
TO STOP HIM NOW.
- ME? LOOK, I'M A STUNTMAN.
I MAKE MOVIES.
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT CATCHING TERRORISTS.
THEY SAY YOU CAN TRACK
ALMOST ANYBODY.
SALEM'S GOOD, BUT HE'S HUMAN.
WE GOTTA GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL,
AND WE GOTTA GET SOME HELP.
NO.
DON'T TELL ANYONE.
THAT'S HOW HE KEEPS
SLIPPING AWAY.
HE CAN BUY ANYBODY.
ANYBODY.
HE'S GOT HELP--
AN INFORMER.
YOU'VE GOT TO STOP HIM
BY YOURSELF.
STOP HIM FROM DOING WHAT?
WHY IS HE HERE?
HIS TARGET IS MINARDOS.
THE PRESIDENT OF SAN SAMOA?
HOW?
FROM THE SKY.
I DON'T KNOW HOW.
YOU GOTTA WARN HIM.
RYKER, I CAN'T GET TO
THE PRESIDENT OF A COUNTRY
WITHOUT HELP.
I NEED A CONTACT.
NOW, YOU MUST TRUST SOMEBODY.
YEAH.
TRUSTED TWO.
CHANG IS DEAD.
THE OTHER IS BRADSHAW.
HE GOT ME TO SALEM IN L.A.
ALMOST HAD HIM.
HE TIPPED ME THAT SALEM
MIGHT BE COMING HERE.
HOW DOES BRADSHAW KNOW SALEM'S
WHEREABOUTS? MAYBE HE'S THE ONE
THAT KEEPS SETTING YOU UP.
NO.
THE LEAK IS CARLSON.
BRADSHAW SHARED
INFORMATION WITH HER.
EVERY TIME HE DID,
WE'D LOSE SOMEONE.
I'LL GET TO BRADSHAW.
SEAVERS, CATCH SALEM
AND STOP HIM.
I'LL TRY. I'LL TRY.
I'LL SURELY TRY.
KID, YOU STAY WITH HIM.
BRADSHAW WILL KNOW HOW
TO GET US A DOCTOR.
RIGHT. COLT,
HOW DID WE GET MIXED UP
IN SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
YOU LOST MY TRUCK.
RYKER IS STILL ALIVE.
FIND HIM.
ONCE HE'S DEAD,
NO ONE CAN STOP ME.
MINARDOS LANDS
TOMORROW AT NOON,
AND TONIGHT I WILL
COMPLETE THE PREPARATIONS
FOR HIS WELCOME.
PRESIDENT MINARDOS OF SAN SAMOA
ARRIVES IN HONOLULU TOMORROW
FOR CONTINUED TALKS WITH
UNDERSECRETARY OF STATE JACKSON.
ACCOMPANYING HIM ARE HIS LOVELY
WIFE AND THREE CHILDREN.
[ Phone Rings ]
A MYSTERIOUS SPEEDBOAT EXPLOSION
EARLIER TODAY IN MERCHAN HARBOR LEFT ONE MAN DEAD.
- YEAH.
- WE HAVE A MUTUAL FRIEND.
- WHO IS THIS?
- YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT I WAS
WITH RYKER WHEN THEY HIT HIM.
- YOU LED THEM TO HIM.
- WOULD I BE CALLING YOU
IF I DID?
- HE WOULDN'T GIVE YOU MY NAME.
- WELL, HE HAD TO. HE HAD
NO ONE ELSE TO TURN TO.
HE WAS DESPERATE TO GE INFORMATION TO YOU.
WHAT IS IT?
- WELL, I'D PREFER TO MEET YOU
FACE TO FACE.
- WHO ARE YOU?
COLT SEAVERS.
BUT LIKE I SAID,
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ME.
[ Reporter ] THE ASSAILAN IS BELIEVED TO BE COLT SEAVERS,
WHO'S ALREADY WANTED
BY THE HONOLULU POLICE
DEPARTMENT FOR JUMPING BAIL.
AN ALL-POINTS BULLETIN
HAS BEEN ISSUED,
AND POLICE LIEUTENANT FONG
WARNS ANYONE SEEING THIS MAN,
DO NOT ATTEMP TO APPREHEND.
HE IS BELIEVED TO BE ARMED AND
CONSIDERED EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.
NOW A LOOK AT THE LOCAL
WEATHER FORECAST.
WE'D BETTER MEET.
BRADSHAW?
YEAH.
LET'S TAKE A WALK.
DON'T STOP.
KEEP WALKING.
WHERE IS HE AND HOW IS HE?
HE'S HURT BAD.
HE NEEDS A DOCTOR.
I CAN HANDLE THAT.
LET'S GET TO HIM.
THERE'S MORE.
THERE'S SOMETHING
HE WANTS YOU TO DO FIRST.
WHAT?
STOP A MURDER.
HE KNOW SALEM'S TARGET?
YES.
WHO?
PRESIDENT MINARDOS.
MINARDOS?
NO. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
THAT WAS THE MESSAGE.
THAT FOOL.
HE WALKED INTO A TRAP
FOR NOTHING. THEY KNEW
HE'D TAKE THAT KIND OF BAIT.
WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE
HE ISN'T RIGHT?
BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY
YOU CAN KILL HIM.
HE'S GOT THE BES SECURITY FORCE
IN THE FREE WORLD.
HE SAID IT WOULD HAPPEN
FROM THE AIR.
NO, AN AIR ATTACK
ON MINARDOS
IS IMPOSSIBLE.
THIS IS AN ISLAND.
YOU KNOW, ALL THE AIR TRAFFIC'S
VERY CAREFULLY MONITORED.
WHAT ABOUT FROM THE TOP
OF A BUILDING?
NO. WE USE
POLICE HELICOPTER COVER.
THEN EVERYTHING'S ROUTED
AND REROUTED AGAIN.
EVEN THE POLICE DON'T KNOW
THE FINAL TRAFFIC PATTERN.
NO. I'M TELLING YOU,
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
[ Bradshaw ]
YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.
ONE OF THOSE THINGS COULD
GET IN LOWER THAN A HELICOPTER.
BUT IT'S ALL DOWNHILL
FROM THERE, AND SALEM
ISN'T INTO KAMIKAZE.
HE WALKS AWAY
FROM HIS MURDERS.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PU YOUR CAREER ON THE LINE
AND WARN MINARDOS.
JUST ON YOUR SAY-SO?
HE'LL THINK I'M A LUNATIC.
YOUR FRIEND PUT HIS LIFE
ON THE LINE TO GET YOU
THIS INFORMATION.
- BE A SHAME
IF HE DIED FOR NOTHIN'.
- WE'RE NOT GONNA LET HIM DIE.
- WHERE IS HE?
- I CAN TAKE YOU.
[ Buzzes ]
BRADSHAW HERE.
I WANT A COMPANY
MEDICAL TEAM
AT THE TEMPLE
OF THE RISING SUN
ON THE DOUBLE.
PUT A LID ON IT. RIGHT.
I'LL MEET YOU THERE.
TEMPLE OF THE RISING SUN.
[ Howie ] WHERE'S THE DOCTOR?
HE'S BURNING UP.
[ Colt ] HE'S ON THE WAY.
I'LL TAKE OVER.
HERE.
TAKE MY CAR
AND HEAD FOR THE AIRPORT.
THERE'LL BE PREPAID TICKETS
ON THE FIRST FLIGHT BACK TO L.A.
WAIT. I KNOW YOU GOT CLOUT,
BUT THERE'S A WARRANT OU FOR US IN THIS TOWN.
IT'LL BE TAKEN CARE OF
BEFORE YOU GET TO THE AIRPORT.
THE IMPORTANT THING
IS TO GET YOU OU BEFORE THEY GRILL YOU.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH TELLING
THE POLICE THE TRUTH?
I MEAN, THE MORE PEOPLE
THAT KNOW THAT SALEM'S
AFTER MINARDOS,
- THE BETTER THE CHANCE HE WON' BE ABLE TO PULL IT OFF.
- NO.
WE WANT SALEM BAD,
AND THIS IS OUR BEST CHANCE.
- THEN YOU'LL SET UP A TRAP?
- EXACTLY.
BUT IT WON'T WORK IF
OUR INTERNAL LEAK TELLS SALEM
WE KNOW WHO HIS TARGET IS.
ALL RIGHT. I GUESS YOU GUYS
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOIN'.
BELIEVE ME.
YOU'VE LEFT HIM IN GOOD HANDS.
ALL RIGHT, KID.
LET'S GET WHILE
THE GETTING'S GOOD.
RYKER, YOU LOSE.
[ Gunshot ]
SEAVERS AND MUNSON ARE HEADED
FOR THE AIRPORT IN MY CAR.
NOW, THEY WON'T BE GETTING
ANY SPEEDING TICKETS,
SO YOU CAN OVERTAKE 'EM EASY.
NOW, PLANT THIS GUN ON SEAVERS
AFTER YOU KILL THEM BOTH.
[ Howie ]
YOU OUGHTA FEEL
PRETTY PROUD, COLT.
YEAH? WHY?
WELL, HOW OFTEN IS I THAT A HOLLYWOOD STUNTMAN
GETS TO GO INTO ACTION
ALONGSIDE THE F.B.I.
AND NAVAL INTELLIGENCE
AND COME OUT SAVING THE DAY
FOR BOTH OF THEM?
HMM.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
UH, BONNIE.
YOU HAD QUITE A THING
WITH HER, DIDN'T YOU?
NO. I THINK
I JUST LOVED HER.
PEOPLE CHANGE, COLT.
YEAH, BUT WHY?
WHY WOULD SHE--
WHY WOULD ANYONE
HELP A TERRORIST?
WELL, IF IT'S NOT POLITICAL,
I CAN THINK OF ONLY ONE
OLD-FASHIONED REASON.
SALEM AND BONNIE?
COLT, WOMEN PICK SOME REAL
LOSERS WHEN THEY'RE IN LOVE,
AND BONNIE IS NO EXCEPTION.
WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN YOU.
I MEANT SALEM.
HEY, WATCH OUT!
WHAT IS IT?
IT'S A BOMB!
WELL, THROW IT OUT!
IT'S A GUN.
WHY'D THEY
GIVE US A GUN?
MAYBE THEY WANTED
TO MAKE IT A FAIR FIGHT.
[ Screaming ]
[ Siren Wailing ]
- UH-OH.
- I WOULDN'T GO WAVIN'
THAT GUN AROUND.
IT'S GONNA BE
TOUGH ENOUGH TO EXPLAIN.
[ Siren Stops ]
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHAT HAPPENED, FELLAS.
BOOK 'EM.
CHARGE?
- SUSPICION OF MURDER.
- MURDER?
WE DIDN'T KILL ANYBODY.
NO? WE CAN PUT YOU
AT THE SCENE OF BOTH A BOA AND A CAR BLOWING UP.
A SUNDAY DRIVE
AND A LITTLE WATERSKIING.
YEAH!
BEFORE YOU GET GOING
TOO FAR HERE, LIEUTENANT,
UH, WE HAVE SOME QUESTIONS
WE'D LIKE TO ASK MR. SEAVERS
REGARDING THE WHEREABOUTS
OF CHARLES RYKER.
WELL, AS IT WAS
EXPLAINED TO ME,
UH, OFFICIALLY, CHARLES RYKER
DOES NOT NOW OR NEVER DID EXIST.
HUH. AND JUST WHERE
DID YOU COME UP WITH
THAT LOAD OF MALARKEY?
FROM YOU GUYS.
YOU PAID MR. SEAVERS'S
BONDING AGENCY $50,000
TO PERMANENTLY REMOVE
ANY RECORD OF HIM.
WELL, THAT WAS YESTERDAY.
TODAY WE WANNA KNOW WHERE HE IS.
SORRY. SEAVERS AND MUNSON
ARE OFFICIALLY UNDER
UNITED STATES NAVY CUSTODY.
- [ Colt ] OH,
NOW WAIT A MINUTE.
- TAKE 'EM AWAY, BOYS.
YOU CAN'T LET 'EM TAKE US.
WE'RE YOUR PRISONERS.
IF BALLISTICS TURNS UP ANYTHING
ON THE GUN WE FOUND ON 'EM, I'M
COMING AFTER THEM, COMMANDER.
WHEN YOU HAVE A CHARGE
THAT TAKES PRECEDENCE OVER MINE,
YOU CAN HAVE THEM.
UH, JUST WHAT IS YOUR CHARGE?
TREASON.
[ Bonnie ]
YOU TRAITORS.
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, COLT.
YEAH, SO DID I.
I'M NOT SURE
I EVEN KNOW YOU.
WHAT IS THA SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
NOTHING.
DON'T GIVE ME THAT.
YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF
EXPLAINING TO DO.
WELL, I'VE GOT NOTHING
TO SAY TO YOU, BONNIE.
I'M SORRY.
WE HAVE TO TALK.
I SAID WE HAVE TO TALK.
YOUR MEN BLEW IT. THEY PLANTED
THE GUN ON SEAVERS AND THE KID,
BUT THEY DIDN'T KILL 'EM.
IT ISN'T IMPORTANT.
IT IS IMPORTANT.
BALLISTICS IS GONNA TIE
THAT GUN IN TO RYKER'S DEATH,
AND SOONER OR LATER,
SOMEBODY'S GONNA
FIGURE OUT THAT I
DIDN'T DO WHAT I PROMISED.
STRANGE.
ULTIMATELY, I SEEM TO ALWAYS
HAVE TO HANDLE THINGS
MYSELF, DON'T I?
I GOT RYKER.
YEAH.
YES, BUT, YOU SEE,
UNLESS SEAVERS AND MUNSON
ARE SILENCED,
YOU'RE A DEAD MAN.
WELL, UH, MAYBE I CAN
HANDLE IT MYSELF.
YOU'LL HAVE SOME WORK
TO DO TONIGHT.
YOU HAVE UNTIL
TOMORROW MORNING.
YOU SEE, AFTER THAT,
I-- I WON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE.
I CAN HANDLE IT.
GOOD, I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.
YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD TO ME,
AND I'D HATE TO THINK
OF, UH, BUYING SOMEONE NEW.
UH-UH.
THE NOSE ISN'T RIGHT.
THAT'S HIM.
YEAH, THAT'S RYKER.
PUT IT THROUGH.
LET'S SEE WHAT IT GETS US.
[ Phone Rings ]
BY THE TIME THEY FIGURE OU THEY'VE BEEN HAD,
BRADSHAW SHOULD
HAVE RYKER SAFELY TUCKED AWAY.
[ Bonnie ]
COMMANDER CARLSON. GO AHEAD.
HOPEFULLY THEN THEY'LL GO
HANDLE THIS MINARDOS THING,
AND WE CAN GO HOME.
FOR A COUPLE OF GREENHORNS,
WE'VE HANDLED THIS SPY BUSINESS
PRETTY DARN GOOD.
WELL, I GUESS
THAT WIPES OUT ANY LEAD
WE MIGHT HAVE HAD TO SALEM.
EXCEPT FOR THOSE TWO CHARACTERS
THAT YOU TOOK WITH YOU--
UM, SEAVERS AND MUNSON.
- ARE THEY STILL WITH YOU?
- FOR THE DURATION.
I WONDER IF I COULD ARRANGE
TO QUESTION THEM A LITTLE MORE.
A LITTLE MORE?
WHEN DID YOU TALK TO THEM?
I MEAN, A LITTLE MORE THAN
I READ IN THE POLICE REPORT.
BRADSHAW, YOU'LL GET THEM
WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH THEM.
THEY STILL KNOW MORE
THAN THEY'RE TELLING ME.
I'M GOING TO FIND OU WHAT IT IS.
YOU CAN SCRAP RYKER'S PICTURE.
HE'S DEAD.
HE DIED?
YOU LOOK SO SURPRISED
AND INNOCENT.
COLT SEAVERS, INNOCENT.
THAT'LL BE THE DAY.
HOW DID IT HAPPEN?
WHERE DID HE TURN UP?
THAT'S CLASSIFIED.
DAMN IT, BONNIE,
SOME THINGS HAVE TO
STOP BEING CLASSIFIED.
OKAY, THEN YOU TELL ME THIS.
WHEN DID YOU SEE RYKER LAS AND WHERE?
- MUNSON?
- WE CAN'T TELL YOU THAT.
YOU'RE GONNA
KEEP PLAYING IT THAT WAY?
WE KIND OF GAVE OUR WORD.
WHO DID YOU GIVE IT TO?
SALEM?
OH, THAT WASN'T NICE.
RYKER IS DEAD.
WHO ELSE DO YOU HAVE TO TRUS MORE THAN ME?
[ Howie ] I ALWAYS WANTED
TO SEE PEARL HARBOR.
ISN'T THIS GREAT, COLT?
I GOT THE FEELING IT'S GONNA
LOOK A LOT LIKE JAIL.
IT'S THE ONLY PLACE I KNOW
WHERE I CAN KEEP THE TWO OF YOU
OUT OF TROUBLE.
THIS WILL BE YOUR HOME
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
WELL, BONNIE,
YOU COULD AT LEAST TELL US
WHERE THEY FOUND HIM.
IN A JAPANESE TEMPLE.
A GUNSHOT WOUND TO THE HEAD
KILLED HIM, ALTHOUGH HE DID
HAVE OTHER WOUNDS.
APPARENTLY HE WAS INVOLVED
IN QUITE A SHOOT-OUT.
I'M SURE THAT COMES
AS QUITE A SHOCK TO YOU.
OH, INCIDENTALLY,
THIS IS A MILITARY BASE.
THE GUARDS ARE AUTHORIZED
TO SHOOT ANYONE WHO IS CAUGH IN AN UNAUTHORIZED AREA.
FOR YOU TWO, THAT'S
ANYWHERE OUTSIDE THIS ROOM.
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WELL, RYKER WAS BADLY HURT.
MAYBE THEY COULDN'T SAVE HIM.
THEN WHY WAS HE STILL
IN THE TEMPLE?
AND HOW DID HE DIE
OF A HEAD WOUND?
HE DIDN'T HAVE A HEAD WOUND.
- YOU'RE SURE?
- YEAH.
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
IF WE COULD JUS TALK TO BRADSHAW.
WE CAN'T GET TO ANYBODY.
HE MUST KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING.
RYKER SAID HE WAS THE ONLY ONE
WE COULD TRUST.
WE CAN'T GO BACK ON OUR WORD
UNTIL WE MANAGE TO FIND
A WAY TO GET TO HIM.
THESE SHOULD TAKE CARE
OF PRESIDENT MINARDOS.
[ Whining ]
WHAT IS IT, BOY?
[ Whining ]
WHAT'S THE MATTER, RIP?
WHOA! A GRENADE!
RIP, COME ON, BABY! COME ON!
[ Colt ]
YOU KNOW, KID?
[ Howie ] HMM?
RYKER SAID THA BRADSHAW TIPPED HIM
TO SALEM'S WHEREABOUTS.
SO?
WELL, SO WHY ONLY TIP RYKER?
WHY NOT TIP HIS OWN SQUAD?
WELL, YOU REMEMBER
WHAT HE SAID.
NO ONE TRUSTS THEIR OWN SQUAD
BECAUSE OF THE LEAKS.
YOU KNOW,
BRADSHAW AND RYKER DRIFTED
TOGETHER OUT OF MUTUAL SURVIVAL.
YEAH, BUT BRADSHAW TRUSTED
HIS OWN SQUAD TO PHONE 'EM
IN FRONT OF ME
TO ORDER THAT MEDICAL TEAM.
EVEN IF HE WERE DEAD
WHEN THEY GOT THERE,
THEY NEVER WOULD HAVE LEFT HIM.
COLT, IF BRADSHAW TURNS OU TO BE THE LEAK--
THEN WE'VE PUT EVERYONE'S
LIVES IN HIS HANDS--
MINARDOS'S, BONNIE'S--
- OURS.
- AND RYKER'S.
WE'RE GETTIN' OUT OF HERE, KID.
WE'VE JUST GOTTA FIND A WAY.
LET ME REMIND YOU, COLT,
THAT WE'RE UNDER GUARD.
WE DON'T EXACTLY
BLEND IN AROUND HERE.
HEY, LOOK.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I THINK THE SKIRT'S
GONNA BE A LITTLE SHORT.
SKIRT?
OH, THAT'S JUST OUR LUCK. SHE
PUT US UP IN THE WOMEN'S B.O.Q.
THAT TAKES CARE OF THAT.
WHY? WHAT'S THE LAST THING
THOSE TWO GOONS DOWN THE HALL
ARE GONNA BE LOOKING FOR?
AW, KID, NO.
I THINK HE LIKED YOU.
YOO-HOO!
TAXI!
[ With Effeminate Voice ]
EXCUSE ME. COULD YOU TAKE US
TO WAIKIKI, PLEASE?
GET IN.
[ Howie ]
YOU KNOW, COLT, YOU REALLY
DON'T LOOK HALF BAD.
YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.
ANYWAY, WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO?
WE CAN'T EXACTLY GO RUNNING UP
TO PRESIDENT MINARDOS
TO WARN HIM IN THESE OUTFITS.
[ Colt ] WE GO BACK
TO THE HOTEL AND CHANGE.
[ Howie ] AND THEN WHAT?
WELL, THEN WE--
I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND
YOU TRY ANYTHING UNTIL
I COME TO A COMPLETE STOP.
[ Tires Squealing ]
AAAH!
FIND THEM!
OW!
COLT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHERE WE ARE?
NO.
I THOUGHT YOU KNEW
THESE ISLANDS.
YEAH, SO DID I.
YOU KNOW, I ONCE TOOK
A COURSE IN NAVIGATION.
OH, YEAH?
WELL, WHERE ARE WE?
WE'RE LOST.
GOOD, KID.
LET'S HOPE
THOSE CLOWNS ARE TOO.
[ Grunts ]
HOW DO WOMEN WALK
IN THINGS LIKE THIS?
VERY CAREFULLY.
THIS WAY.
WHICH WAY DID THEY GO?
THAT WAY.
OH, OW.
OUCH, OOH, OH, OW!
OH, NO.
WHAT IS IT?
THE GUYS THAT ARE AFTER US?
NO, IT'S WORSE.
WHAT COULD BE WORSE?
I COULD BE RUINED.
[ Whistling ]
COLT?
COLT SEAVERS, IS THAT YOU?
HI, TOM.
- UH, HOW'S MAGNUM GOIN'?
- WELL. IT'S GOIN' REAL WELL.
UH, IT MUST BE A GREAT PLACE
TO WORK OVER HERE.
- I SURE WOULD LIKE TO COME OVER
AND DO SOME STUNTS FOR YOU.
- OH, YEAH, THAT'D BE GREAT.
UH, COLT, YOU ALL RIGHT?
OH, UH, COULDN'T BE BETTER.
UH, THIS IS MY,
UH-- UH, MY COUSIN,
UH, HOWIE, UH, MUNSON.
- A GREAT GUY.
- YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.
UH, HOWIE, UH,
TOM SELLECK.
HI.
UH, COLT,
I MEAN,
THIS IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS,
BUT LET ME ASK YOU.
HAS YOUR LIFE TAKEN
SOME KIND OF PECULIAR TURN
SINCE WE WORKED TOGETHER?
- TURN? UH--
- DIDN'T MEAN TO PRY, COLT.
IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
[ Chuckles ]
OH, YOU MEAN THE DRESSES.
NO, NO, NO.
UH, LOOK, IT'S NO LIKE THAT, TOM. I MEAN--
HEY, IT'S NONE
OF MY BUSINESS.
LOOK, IF I TRIED TO
EXPLAIN WHAT HOWIE AND I
ARE MIXED UP IN, IT'S SO BIZARRE
YOU'D NEVER BELIEVE IT.
LOOK, WE CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.
WE GOT SOME GUYS CHASIN' US.
YEAH.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO PRY, COLT.
- UH--
- UH, COLT, UM, LOOK.
IF YOU EVER GET YOUR LIFE
STRAIGHTENED OUT, YOU KNOW
YOU ALWAYS GOT A JOB WITH US.
UH, YEAH, WELL,
THANKS, TOM.
BOY, THERE GOES A GREAT GUY--
GIRL--
WHATEVER.
HOW CAN THEY BE GONE?
YOU WERE STANDING GUARD.
THE WINDOWS ARE BARRED.
WELL, I CAN'T EXPLAIN
WHAT HAPPENED.
THE ONLY PEOPLE
THAT WENT OUT OF HERE
WERE A COUPLE OF OFFICERS.
WHAT OFFICERS?
TWO WOMEN.
THEN YOU MUST HAVE FALLEN
ASLEEP, WHICH, AS YOU KNOW,
IS A SHOOTING OFFENSE.
DID YOU SAY TWO WOMEN?
[ Bonnie ]
IT'S COMMANDER CARLSON. PATCH ME
THROUGH TO LIEUTENANT FONG.
YES. COMMANDER?
I WAS JUST GONNA CALL YOU.
YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED TO KNOW
THAT THE GUN WE FOUND ON SEAVERS
WAS THE GUN THAT KILLED RYKER.
DID YOU HEAR ME?
YES, I HEARD YOU,
LIEUTENANT.
I GUESS I OWE YOU
AN APOLOGY.
- MAYBE I CAN MAKE UP FOR IT.
- WELL, YOU BETTER MAKE IT FAST.
WE'RE SWAMPED.
I WANT YOU TO PUT OUT AN A.P.B.
ON TWO FEMALE IMPERSONATORS.
COMMANDER, I AM RIGHT IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE BIGGEST SECURITY
BLANKET WE HAVE EVER HAD.
IT'S FOR YOUR TWO FAVORITES,
LIEUTENANT-- MUNSON AND SEAVERS.
THEY'VE ESCAPED
IN STOLEN UNIFORMS--
WOMEN'S.
WE'RE TAKIN' A BIG CHANCE
COMIN' BACK HERE, COLT.
I DON'T CARE. I AIN'T WALKIN'
IN THESE HEELS ANOTHER BLOCK.
ROOM 314, PLEASE.
UH, THAT'S MR. SEAVERS'S ROOM.
I AM MR. SEAVERS.
MASQUERADE PARTY.
DON'T DRIP ON MY LOBBY.
SO, WHAT'S OUR
FIRST MOVE THEN, COLT?
TO TEST BRADSHAW AND BONNIE.
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER,
WE'RE GONNA FIND OU WHO'S SELLIN' OUT WHO.
WHOM.
WHAT?
WHO'S SELLIN' OUT WHOM.
I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S WHA WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT, KID.
WE AIN'T GOT MUCH TIME.
THE PRESIDEN THAT SALEM'S FIXIN'
TO KILL LANDS AT NOON.
A MAJOR MILITARY
INSTALLATION BREAK-IN
FOLLOWED WITHIN DAYS
BY AN ACT OF TERRORISM
OR ASSASSINATION UTILIZING
THE STOLEN WEAPONS.
COMMANDER, I CAN'T EXPLAIN
BREAK-INS ON OTHER BASES,
BUT I CAN TESTIFY THA IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE
FOR ANYONE TO BREAK
INTO THIS PRECISE BUNKER AND
TAKE THOSE PRECIOUS WEAPONS
WITHOUT PRECISE
INSIDE INFORMATION.
WHO SAYS THAT SALEM DOESN' HAVE INSIDE INFORMATION?
SALEM?
YOU THINK SALEM IS HERE?
MM-HMM.
IN HONOLULU?
WHY?
I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE'S
PLANNING TO LET US KNOW,
USING YOUR EXPLOSIVES.
WELL, SHE'S ALL FUELED UP
AND READY TO GO, MR. HUNTER.
THANK YOU.
THE WORLD'S FULL OF NUTS.
YEAH, AND WHEN I GET MY HANDS
ON TWO OF 'EM--
[ Salem ]
DIRECT HIT.
[ Fong ]
THE MOTORCADE WILL BE COMPLETELY
UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE C.I.A.,
WITH ARMED PERSONNEL HERE,
HERE AND HERE.
[ Rings ]
HEADQUARTERS. ONE MOMENT.
COMMANDER CARLSON, IT'S FOR YOU.
LINE TWO.
PRESIDENT MINARDOS WILL BE
IN THE FIRST LIMOUSINE, HIS WIFE
AND CHILDREN IN THE SECOND.
NOW, THE MOTORCADE
WILL PROCEED
FROM THE HONOLULU
INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT--
COMMANDER CARLSON.
- COLT, WHERE ARE YOU?
- [ Colt ]
I NEED TO SEE YOU ALONE.
YOU HAVE TO PROMISE ME.
[ Bonnie ]
UH, YES, OF COURSE. WHERE?
KIONA AND ALA WAI IN 15 MINUTES.
PHONE BOOTH ON THE CORNER.
AND DON'T BRING ANYONE.
- COLT, WHAT IS IT?
- IT'S A CONSPIRACY
TO KILL MINARDOS.
TO KILL MINARDOS?
FOR GOD'S SAKE,
YOU MUST BE DELIRIOUS.
YEAH, WELL,
I KNOW WHO, AND I KNOW HOW.
NOW GET HERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
NOW WHAT?
WELL, IF SHE COMES ALONE,
WE CAN TRUST HER.
WE HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE
WHICH WAY IT COMES OUT.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
WELL, I CAN ONLY THINK OF ONE
CRAZY WAY THAT SALEM MIGH ATTACK MINARDOS FROM THE SKY
AND LIVE TO GET AWAY
WITH HIS OWN SKIN.
IT'S NUTS,
BUT IT'S POSSIBLE.
HOW DO I GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU?
WELL, IF BONNIE'S OKAY,
I'LL REACH YOU BACK HERE
AT THE BOOTH.
IF NOT, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
THOSE RIDING WITH--
[ Continues, Indistinct ]
OH!
CLAY, YOU STARTLED ME.
IS SOMETHING WRONG, COMMANDER?
NO, NO, NOTHING'S WRONG.
I'M JUST UPSET ABOU THIS SEAVERS THING.
HAS THE AGENCY PICKED UP
ANYTHING ON HIS WHEREABOUTS?
NO, AND HE'S A WALKING CORPSE
IF HE DOESN'T GIVE HIMSELF UP.
LISTEN, I WANT YOU TO WORK
CLOSELY WITH US ON THIS,
EVEN THOUGH YOU DO
KNOW HIM PERSONALLY.
SURE. EXCUSE ME.
NOW IT'S BEEN CONFIRMED
THAT PRESIDENT MINARDOS
WILL BE LANDING IN THREE HOURS.
I WILL BE
COORDINATING THE OPERATION
BY RADIO COMMUNICATION
WITH BOTH ROSE GARDEN
AND SKYWATCH.
[ Dialing ]
NOW, ANY CHANGE OF PLANS
MUST COME DIRECTLY FROM ME.
BRADSHAW.
IS THAT CLEAR?
I'VE LOCATED SEAVERS.
KIONA AND ALA WAI.
[ Tires Screech ]
HEY! LET ME GO!
THAT'S NOT HIM, YOU IDIOTS!
LET HIM GO!
TAKE HER.
COLT SEAVERS?
RIGHT.
HEY, I'M REALLY A FAN OF
YOUR WORK IN THE MOVIES.
YOU REALLY WAN TO USE ONE OF MY BIRDS
IN YOUR FLICK, HUH?
YEAH. IN FACT, WE MAY
NEED MORE THAN ONE. HOW MANY
OF 'EM ARE THERE ON THE ISLANDS?
OH, THERE'S ONLY THREE,
BUT THEY'RE ALL
RIGHT HERE ON OAHU.
THE, UH, TWO I OWN
AND ONE A STUDEN JUST HAD SHIPPED IN.
ANYONE TRY TO BUY YOU OU OR, UH, TIE UP EITHER
ONE OF THESE BIRDS LATELY?
NOTHING EXCEPT FOR OUR USUAL
RENTAL BUSINESS. YOU KNOW,
AN HOUR HERE, HOUR THERE.
YOU HAVEN'T RUN INTO
ANYBODY THAT WAS PARTICULARLY
GUNG-HO THOUGH?
NOBODY EXCEP FOR THAT STUDEN I WAS TELLIN' YOU ABOUT.
HE'S PROBABLY THE BES I'VE EVER WORKED WITH.
HE WAS IN HERE THIS MORNING.
HE LOVES TO FLY
RIGHT OFF THE DECK.
IT'S A LITTLE RISKY,
BUT HE'S KIND OF A WEIRD GUY.
TALL? UH, DARK-HAIRED?
KINDA LOOKS LIKE
CHARLES BRONSON?
WELL, YEAH. THAT'S HIM.
YOU KNOW HIM?
WHAT NAME DID HE USE?
HUNTER.
HUNTER. WHERE DID HE HAVE
THE BIRD SHIPPED TO?
HE HAD IT SHIPPED RIGHT HERE,
BUT HE KEEPS IT IN A WAREHOUSE
DOWN ON KING STREET.
YOU GOT AN ADDRESS ON IT?
WELL, I SHOULD HAVE
IN THE OFFICE.
COULD I TAKE A LOOK?
WELL, SURE.
UH, CAN I USE YOUR PHONE?
YEAH. FOLLOW ME.
[ Rings ]
COLT?
YEAH.
WHAT'S THE VERDICT?
THOSE GUYS IN BLACK--
THE DEATH SQUAD?
THEY SHOWED UP.
WELL, THEN IT'S FOR SURE.
BONNIE'S SOLD OUT TO SALEM.
- NO. THEY GRABBED HER
AND TOOK HER AWAY.
- WELL, THEN SHE'S ON OUR SIDE.
OKAY, KID. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
GO GET BRADSHAW ANY WAY YOU CAN.
YEAH. BRADSHAW--
HE WAS RUNNING THE OPERATION.
WHERE WILL YOU BE?
UP, UP AND AWAY.
HERE'S THE ADDRESS OF THA WAREHOUSE YOU WANTED.
OH, THANKS, JAKE.
SAY, YOU WOULDN'T BE WILLIN'
TO RENT ME ONE OF THESE
MACHINES HERE, WOULD YA?
I, UH, DON'T SUPPOSE I HAVE TO
ASK IF YOU KNOW HOW TO FLY ONE.
WELL, WE MADE A MOVIE LAST MONTH
ABOUT TWO OF THESE
THAT GET INVOLVED
IN A DOGFIGHT TO THE DEATH.
[ Chuckles ]
WELL, THAT SOUNDS A LITTLE
FAR-FETCHED FOR ME.
YEAH. IT COULDN' HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE.
HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE
TO, UH, FUEL ONE OF THESE UP?
WELL, THIS ONE'S READY.
JUST SAY THE WORD.
YEAH, WELL, CRANK HER UP.
[ Man ] THIS IS SKYWATCH.
THE PROCESSION IS LEAVING
THE AIRPORT NOW.
[ Helicopter Whirring ]
THEY'RE LEAVING THE AIRPORT.
THANK YOU.
[ Man On Radio ]
THIS IS ROSE GARDEN
APPROACHING ALTERNATE ONE.
[ Man #2 On Radio ]
THIS IS SKYWATCH.
EVERYTHING'S LOOKING GOOD.
IGNORE ALTERNATE ONE
AND CONTINUE ON PRIMARY.
ROGER.
SO FAR, SO GOOD.
[ Man On Radio ]
THIS IS SKYWATCH. ROGER.
CONTINUING ON PRIMARY ROUTE.
LOOKING GOOD FROM UP HERE.
THIS IS SKYWATCH.
PROCESSION IS COMING UP
ON ALTERNATE TWO.
IGNORE ALTERNATE TWO
AND CONTINUE ON PRIMARY.
ROGER.
CONTINUING PRIMARY.
[ Fong ] ATTENTION, ROSEBERG.
REVERT TO ROUTE YELLOW.
[ Phone Rings ]
[ Man ] HEADQUARTERS.
[ Fong ]
REPEAT.
FOLLOW ROUTE YELLOW. NOT NOW.
I THINK YOU'LL
WANNA TAKE IT.
- HELLO?
- IT'S HOWIE MUNSON.
I THINK WE'D BETTER TALK.
I CAN'T TALK NOW.
WHERE ARE YOU?
WHERE'S YOUR FRIEND SEAVERS?
YOU KNOW, MY MEN HAVE ORDERS
TO SHOOT TO KILL.
I'M RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR.
YOU'RE WHAT?
YOU AND YOUR FRIEND
ARE REALLY NUTS.
OR DID YOU COME TO YOUR SENSES?
YOU'D BETTER COME
WITH ME, LIEUTENANT.
ME COME WITH YOU?
YOU'RE STILL NUTS!
[ Phone Buzzes ]
[ Buzzes ]
- THE YELLOW ROUTE.
- YELLOW.
DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE?
[ Man On Radio ]
THIS IS ROSE GARDEN.
CONTINUING ON YELLOW ROUTE.
ATTENTION, ROSEBERG.
REVERT BACK TO PRIMARY ROUTE.
REPEAT.
REVERT BACK TO PRIMARY.
IT'S TOO LATE, LIEUTENANT.
THE PROCESSION'S MADE
THE TURNOFF. ANY PROBLEMS?
NO. MAYBE NOTHING.
YOU BETTER PRAY IT'S NOTHING.
HOW'S HE GONNA DO IT,
BRADSHAW?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
- LOOKS GOOD FROM UP HERE.
- CLEAR SAILING DOWN HERE TOO.
AND NOW,
MY DEAR MR. PRESIDENT--
MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
WE'RE UNDER ATTACK FROM THE AIR.
FROM WHERE?
THERE'S NOTHING UP HERE.
[ Colt On Radio ]
HEY, SALEM, YOU'VE GOT COMPANY.
DON'T WORRY, FELLAS.
I'M ON HIS TAIL.
LET'S SEE HOW HE LIKES PICKIN'
ON SOMEONE HIS OWN SIZE.
[ Colt ]
YOU'RE ONE MAN
WE'D LIKE TO TAKE ALIVE.
OTHER SIDE OF THE BRIDGE,
YOU'RE MINE.
CALL THE COAST GUARD, FELLAS.
THIS TIME HE'S GOIN'
IN THE DRINK.
[ Siren Wailing ]
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, FELLAS.
HOLD IT, FELLAS.
YOU'RE OUTGUNNED!
COME ON. GET UP.
GET OVER THERE. GET.
[ Sirens Wailing ]
I HAVE NEVER BEEN
SO GRATEFUL TO SEE ANYONE
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
WELL, I'M GRATEFUL TO SEE YOU,
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I THOUGHT.
I WAS SURE YOU'D SET ME UP
AT THAT PHONE BOOTH,
THAT SOMEHOW YOU WERE
WORKING WITH SALEM.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
LET'S GO. FACE THE WALL.
LET'S GO.
GET 'EM OUT.
WILL YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?
OH, SURE.
I GUESS IT JUST TAKES SOMEONE
IN THE BAIL BONDS BUSINESS
TO REALLY BECOME
A GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER.
WELL, I'M GOING TO
MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
I'M GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE
A LOST LOVER ON AN ISLAND,
WITH ALL THE THINGS YOUR HEAR COULD POSSIBLY DESIRE
FROM A YOUNG WOMAN WHOSE LIFE
YOU'VE JUST SAVED.
WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
[ Chuckles ]
BUT I WANT TO.
WELL, IF YOU'VE REALLY
GOT YOUR HEART SET ON IT.
YOU BELIEVED IN ME, COLT.
I WASN'T SURE ABOUT YOU.
I FEEL SO ASHAMED.
WELL, I GUESS
THAT MAKES TWO OF US
WHO ARE GLAD THAT I TURNED OUT TO BE BRADSHAW
WHO WAS WORKING FOR SALEM
AND NOT BONNIE, HUH, COLT?
COLT, YOU THOUGHT I WAS
WORKING WITH SALEM?
WELL, HEY,
WE WERE ALL FOOLED.
YOU'LL BOTH BE GLAD TO KNOW
THAT I EXPLAINED EVERYTHING
DOWN AT HEADQUARTERS,
AND THEY'VE GOT BRADSHAW
UNDER CUSTODY.
HEY, WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.
ANYBODY CAN MAKE A MISTAKE.
MM-HMM.
I MEAN, IT WAS JUST A FEW
SECONDS AGO, YOU THOUGHT MAYBE
THAT I MIGHT HAVE BEEN--
WHAT ABOUT MAKIN' UP
FOR ALL THE LOST TIME, BONNIE?
SHORE PATROL,
PLACE THESE TWO
BACK IN CUSTODY
UNTIL THEIR PAPERWORK COMES
BACK FROM HONOLULU P.D.
MAKE SURE IT GOES
THROUGH NORMAL CHANNELS--
THE REALLY SLOW ONES--
DAY BY DAY, MONTH BY MONTH,
YEAR BY YEAR.
BONNIE.
COLT, WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?