But then again, diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Perhaps 20mm shell grille trim and more guns than a National Guard armory tickles your funny bone in just the right way. If that's the case, this gem of an H2 is for sale, as is, bristling with (hopefully non-functional) automatic weaponry. All for the low, low price of $55,000.

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But don't take it from me, the seller really knows his stuff on this mini armageddon on wheels.

But wait, there's more, and it reads like the wishlist of an ADD afflicted meth addict. If you can't find the gun you're looking for (which isn't likely, because there are a few machine guns and grenade launcher in the back seat, too), you have your pick of two, roof-mounted Final Fantasy Swords. Yeah! Or, check out this awesome video, brought to you from Johnstown, Pa.

Also, let's please not forget the interior laser light show, subwoofers, hand grenade shifter, and the assortment of rad dragon and skull decals. Y'know, just in case you ever wanted to go to war in a night club.