"you are the greatest ************ you will ever know and very likely the best person in the world who is awsoem and grows up to win 8nobel peace prices and the president of the united states before forming a united nation like alliance and eventually becoming supreme overlord and master of over half the world. before doing all this you did a bunch of stuff at ebaums world and eventually founded a website known as 9gag because you're 10/10 highschool sweetheart wanted a place to be as cool on the internet as you, it's also the worlds number one social networking site, enjoy your life as an oldfag, desudesudesu"