Internet in the hood is NUTS! I’m adding this now, before my internet goes down again! Its been up and down all day.

JAY ROCK TRICKS KAT STACKS

SMH! Now, I saw this madness going on over the weekend, but I was definitely not going to be party to this maddening mess on my weekend. Here is how it went down. Basically, a friend of Jay Rock must look fairly similar to him. Well, Kat Stacks must really be a super hoe that sleeps with anything, because she entertained this dude. She didn’t even know Jay Rock’s music at all, but heard the was big on the West. So, she slept with a dude that she thought was Jay Rock. DUH. Now, the dude is talking about sending the footage to Angela Yee at Sirius as proof. DUH. Anyway, Kat Stacks seemingly denied that she fell for the trap, but had to admit it ti the masses when she said, “Jayrock, ya boy calling me ugly but he was toungue kissing me the whole time he trynna hit with his lil d**k.” I know they wanted to expose her, but I wouldn’t touch that chick with with…ew.

GURU’S FATHER DEMANDS HIS BODY

This Guru thing is not going to stop anytime soon. It seems like it is going to drag on for days and days…no years. Anyway, the latest rumor…which is really not new…is that Guru’s body was actually cremated last week. I find that to be rather odd since there was no autopsy. But, there is a rumor to counter that rumor indeed. That rumor is that Guru’s father, who once was a veteran Judge is HEATED at Solar. Apparently, Solar’s claims to have taken care of Guru are now being refuted heavily and the father wants his some “home.” On a similar note, here is what DJ Premier had to say about this.

If you love him, and youre taking care of him, why the f**k did his nails look longer than a f***ing ruler?! Premier accused. [And] a clump Afro?! Ive taken care of people in the hospital [before]. You can wash their hair and clean their nails off. His feet were swollen and his toenails were really disgusting I took the logo on my shirt and rubbed it against his whole body and told him a message from me about how much I loved him, and that we were for live and still were for life. Then I kissed him on his face and let him know that I was going to miss him because it seemed like he was already gone.

NICKI MINAJ TO CHANGE HER STYLE ON HER DEBUT?

Everybody has been making a huge fuss about Nicki for the longest time. Now she is taking it to the next level, past the cartoon-like rap style. I don’t know how else to explain it. But here is what she said the NY Post:

Its a certain kind of swag thats changed in me. I want to be more aggressive But you know, the stuff that Ive done  it doesnt really reflect me anymore, so I want to have an entirely new body of work.

And there you have it. Back to where she started.

PRAY FOR T-PAIN’S DAD?

Like, I wouldn’t even joke about this if I didn’t think there was some cred to it. But the word on the streets is that T-Pain’s father may be very sick from some sort of cardiac arrest. From my sources, they are saying T-Pain is very down about this for obvious reasons. So, if you believe in a higher power, send a lil prayer up top for T-Pain and his father.

JOE BUDDEN TALKS ABOUT SHADY

Joe tries to play coy, but he gives up a lil’ tape.

ILLSEED’S QUICKIES

Jay-Z is going to be on SNL in a few weeks. Kinda late for BP3 songs. What do you think he will do?

RAP CONTESTANT ENTRY NO. 1

Here is the first person from the rap contest. Jasiri X is a name you may have heard before, but he’s still technically unsigned so he gets the nod. Here’s his new song. “I am not a beast, I am the matador,” he raps.

More later!

CHANCE ENCOUNTERS

Chance is back from vacation!

POINT EM OUT

Last night on “Basketball Wives” the ladies attended a party hosted by Chad “OchoCinco” Johnson but they didn’t have the best time. Well Ocho wasn’t too happy with the way they were bashing his digs and decided to turn to Twitter to air them out.

Hmmmmm…I wanna know.

MONEY MAYWEATHER CASHES IN

Looks like Floyd paid attention in math class. Check out how he breaks down the finances for his upcoming fight with Sugar Shane Mosley. Apparently he’ll leave $60 Million richer while Mosley will only take home $2.7 Million. I’ll take either.

CUT IT OUTEver wonder what happens when celebs don’t like what the rumor bloggers have to say about them??? Well this guy has been defending his sexuality for years now and I guess he’s had enough.

CHOPPER SAYS DIDDY LEFT HIM HANGINGShade 45’s Angela Yee caught up with Chopper formerly of Da Band and spoke on how he and Diddy fell out. Chopper says when Hurricane Katrina hit he was on tour and asked Diddy for some money to help his family out. Diddy agreed but when the time came the money was nowhere to be found. Chopper decided he didn’t want to be a Bad Boy anymore and bought himself out of his contract for $500,000.00.

death. It’s unclear how much of his farewell letter was written by the

man himself and now I’m hearing that the Each One Counts charity

mentioned is a fake. According to public record Each One Counts, Inc

is registered at “119 Rockland Ctr, #328, Nanuet, NY 10954“

to one Denise Sandoval a.k.a. Denise Mosher, the wife of John Mosher

aka Solar. The company also has some sketchy financial records and

missing tax filings which is odd for a not-for-profit since EVERY

dollar has to be accounted for.Meanwhile Premier recently said there’s no way Guru was capable of penning that farewell letter. He says:”From what I was hearing – him waking up, and writing and tweeting…there’s no way! There’s no way! We saw him – he looked so gone!

He also said he made a point to wear a Gang Starr t-shirt when he visited to let Guru know it was “forever”.IM JUST SAYIN’Ja Rule will start shooting “I Am In Love With A Church Girl” with Adrienne Bailon of 3LW/Cheetah Girls fame next month.

Jay-Z was recently out in Hawaii…Kanye is also out there working on his new album “Good A** Job”…collaboration??? HmmmmmmAfter dropping him last year, Interscope is competing with Def Jam to land Lloyd Banks. What a difference one record makes.

The future Mr and Mrs. Beatz gave Alicia’s mother a brand new black Cadillac for her birthday this weekend. Racking up those brownie points Swizz???

LIKE FATHER LIKE SONLooks like the Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Check out Quincy Brown aka iQ, Diddy’s oldest son and Al B. Sures biological son in Miami to host a party. That’s Teairra Mari with the yellow towel.