Collectors use it to snowball, or while they masturbate, or maybe they just feed it to their partner. What a way to play with multiple loads! Some guys even use it as lube. The possibilities are endless — so get on it!

Storage. Find yourself an airtight container with a lid. Freezer only, fridge won’t do. Like any food, there’s a lifespan. Unless you want your cum to sour, keep it frozen until you’re ready to play. Thaw it at room temperature or in warm water. (After all, sperm banks freeze it.)

How long does it last? Some say weeks; others say months. I agree with the latter. I’ve stored it for as long as three months without batting an eye. Besides, the longer it’s around, the more you’re able to top it up. Which brings me to…

Topping it up. It’s a bit of a waste to have one measly cumshot kicking around. You’ll want to be adding to it whenever you can to ensure a hefty load when playday arrives. Be sure not to take it out of the freezer until you make the new deposit. It’s best to cum into some other kind of receptacle, then transfer it to the frozen collection. The key is not to allow it to thaw — you don’t want to refreeze it. That would be like refreezing raw meet. Trust me: that’s when you’ll notice the difference. Which brings me to…

Taste. Even when perfectly stored, be prepared: it will never have the taste of fresh cum as you know it. Nor will it smell exactly the same. Mixed cum is more pungent. But it’s certainly not repulsive. You’ll also notice the change in consistency: it won’t be ask “chunky”.

It’s a worthwhile practice when you consider the alternatives:

Purchasable “fake cum” is not even close to the real thing — you might as well suck soap suds.

The last couple of days, I been having urges to have cum in my mouth. Like lots of it. I am so glad I found this article because I did not know it could be frozen. Glad you warned us about the taste change.

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