-**The tune is a random mix of jazz like overtones that supposed to hype the musician-** [Deep Voice|Light Stub...] rests his hands on his chest, closing his eyes.-|-GRP-OP-| TheBloodMaster has joined the DRP server!-|-GRP-OP-| TheBloodMaster last joined 8 hours ago.-Jayde Parella says "Ah shit, nevermind."-Cynthia 'Frost' Lant says "What about you? How're you doing?"-** And then the piano begins playing heavy screamo, while a thousand unborn fetuses scream out.-** [Bald/ Black Jackest/ ...] slides his hands down the keyboard then back contiueing the groove-Jayde Parella says "Ehm, i'm alright thanks."-[LOOC] Josh Hartway: OK WHO THE FUCK-** [[Trench And Gas-mask ...] sets down a small radio.-Jayde Parella says "Been tryna' say hai' for the last few days."-'God' has slapped Lisa Mareiniss with 10 damage.

[DRP-CO]Scout is a Slut: Wat server u ooin [DRP-SA] Stokesy: This wonderful RP server.[DRP-SA] Stokesy: Called.[DRP-SA] Stokesy: Singleplayer! :3[DRP-CO]Scout is a Slut: I sense a orgy RP[DRP-SA] Stokesy: Yes.[DRP-SA] Stokesy: You can read me like a book, Scouty.[DRP-CO]Scout is a Slut: Indeed I can L:D[DRP-SA] Stokesy: What am I thinking.. right now.[DRP-CO]Scout is a Slut: Pussy[DRP-SA] Stokesy: GOD DAMN IT.[DRP-SA] Stokesy: How about.. now.[DRP-CO]Scout is a Slut: Sweaty pussy[DRP-SA] Stokesy: Nope.[DRP-SA] Stokesy: Your pussy[DRP-CO]Scout is a Slut: is sweaty[DRP-CO]Scout is a Slut: therefore I win

Sweaty Pussy isn't a good Pussy. Help feed Africa's Children a cool Pussy for every meal. Stop the starvation <3

Metro 2033 related. Don't know if you'll get it, but it's still wicked funneh to meh.

DRP-O]Shisno: Fuck military grade rounds[DRP-O]Shisno:http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/naughty-memes-porn.jpg[DRP-O]Shisno: Military grade porn.τΐgσ: MGP, eh?τΐgσ: It'll cost you your finest issue for this arrow.τΐgσ: What? Don't I get mroe?τΐgσ: Nope.[DRP-O]Shisno: Dude, this is MILITARY ISSUE PORN!τΐgσ: ...And?[DRP-O]Shisno: I should get at least like, iunno...[DRP-O]Shisno: FIVE arrows!τΐgσ: Yeah.τΐgσ: But this arrow.τΐgσ: It's reusable/τΐgσ: And shit.[DRP-O]Shisno: Ok?[DRP-O]Shisno: So, I have like ten othere?[DRP-O]Shisno: Fuck it, I'll just take some 5.45τΐgσ: Alright. I can give you 5 bullets for the finest issue you have.τΐgσ chuckles.[DRP-O]Shisno: ...τΐgσ: Good luck killing demons with that shit.[DRP-O]Shisno: Fuck you then.[DRP-O]Shisno throws an issue at a demonτΐgσ flies down and kills Bourbon, taking the rest of your porn. It drops your final, finest issue.[DRP-O]Shisno: Goddamnit[DRP-O]Shisno jumps up and flies after it, killing it.τΐgσ lands in waste, throwing the porn in it along with it. He flips you off as he drowns in what is essentially his own shit.[DRP-O]Shisno: HAHτΐgσ then covers the porn in nuclear waste, making it unusable for trade... or reading.τΐgσ: >_>τΐgσ: <_<[DRP-O]Shisno: LOLτΐgσ: LMAO right now xDτΐgσ walks out of the walkway from the Market, smirking, holding up a single arrow, waving it in front of his face.τΐgσ: y:3τΐgσ: :3τΐgσ holds up a finger. "Just one of your finest issues..."τΐgσ: For a railroad spike I found and beat into place.[DRP-O]Shisno: LOLτΐgσ: It's hard to see, doesn't do shit to anything, looks like a cat shat it out of it's mouth, and it's rusty.τΐgσ: BUT IT'S REUSABLE!τΐgσ: NOW PAY UP MOTHAFUCKAH![DRP-O]Shisno shoots you in the face and steals all your money.τΐgσ suddenly forces you to holster all of your weapons before you can kill him. He pulls back the arrow. "Maybe you'd like to trade it for 8 marbles I painted to look like steel and dropped in the toilet when I was a kid."[DRP-O]Shisno:[DRP-O]Shisno is liek lolfukcthatτΐgσ resurrects Bourbon, forcing you to be stuck in the level. "Oh, and you need to buy soemthing to continue in the game."τΐgσ raises his eyebrows in a massive smile. "Problem?"[DRP-O]Shisno buys ONE 5.45τΐgσ hands him 5 bullets covered in a brown substance. "Sorry, I found these on the ground. I'm sure it's just melted chocolate." He teleports your porn into his massive, unbreachable invisible safe.[DRP-O]Shisno: ....[DRP-O]Shisno: I WAS PAYING IN MGR[DRP-O]Shisno: ASSHOLEτΐgσ: Oh.τΐgσ: That's right.τΐgσ: If you want your porn back, you have to give me DOUBLE THE BULLETS![DRP-O]Shisno:[DRP-O]Shisno calls the communists.τΐgσ: ¿pɐɯ n ˙uʍop ǝpısdn sı ʇxǝʇ ǝɥʇ puɐ ʇıɥs oʇ sbɐן ǝɯɐb ǝɥʇ os ʇı ǝpɐɯ ı puɐ 'ɥoτΐgσ: // You must be.τΐgσ: // Totally mad, bro.[DRP-O]Shisno: FFFFFτΐgσ: Oh, he mad.τΐgσ: Lol, can I put this on the forums?τΐgσ: People will love it xD[DRP-O]Shisno: xD[DRP-O]Shisno: SUREτΐgσ: HELLZ YES