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Over the weekend, Andicat and I made discovered this Little known Dharma Initiative training video that explains the Pornographic intentions of the Hanso Foundation. (Includes sample clip from LOST Porn movie, â€œArctic Heart, Tropic Loinsâ€)

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the basic script:

The Darma foundation is the most elaborate pornography production studio in the world. It was created to cater to one of the most wealthy porn collectors in the world. Alvar Hanso.

To placate his childhood â€œFantasy Islandâ€ fantasies, this island property was purchased and 2 dozen dwarves were shipped in to film the now infamous â€œDe Plane De Plane.â€ Orgy series.

Unfortunately, the dwarves staged a rebellion and relocated themselves to the jungles. You can still hear them whispering, on occasion.

The next year we began building the Video outposts such as the one you are in now.

Originally, the outposts were created to effectively capture voyeur-style footage.

Most of the early footage is available on VoyeurDorm under the â€œInfertile Island Girls Go Wildâ€ menu.

But as Alvar Hansoâ€™s desires grew more â€¦unique, we were required to develop more exotic methods.

As you have been told, you will be a part of the 3rd Series of â€œPolar Porn.â€ While the jungle setting is not a specific part of Alvarâ€™s fetish, , we are forced to film on the island Due to oppressive bestiality laws.

All of the polar bears have been tested for STDs and fleas as well as had their claws filed down.

Hopefully you have developed a report with your bear by now, but just in case,
We will drop ship in crate of peanut butter every few days to facilitate your â€œinteractions.â€

We hope you get some hot footage to make Alvar Hanso proudâ€¦and erect.