Based on, ahem, recent personal observations, it’s a good time to advise my fellow motorists to watch their speeds and cease the reckless moves. And as a gift to you, I’m passing along a link to a well-known online speed trap directory.

Forbes.com has compiled a list of the ten most expensive states for speeding tickets. Illinois ranks as #3 with a maximum fine of $1,000, although a commenter remarked that the maximum fines are rarely imposed. Still, be safe out there.