Best Biergarten For Watching The Xxx U.S. Lose All Major Sporting Events

June 25, 2008

If there’s one thing we learned during the 2002 World Cup, it’s the difference between an ale and a lager. Then again, were Manhattan a bustling metropolis of, say, Germany, actually winning at soccer would be a rite of passage, and we’d have less of an excuse to drink excessively for every goal (or lack thereof). Either way, ZUM SCHNEIDER fills to the brim with happily drunken pedestrian sports fans—day or night—for most major tournaments, cups, matches, and meets, and happily drunken pedestrians in the times between.

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