If he’s going to use a canoe from now on, however, he should know that there’s a risk of drowning. But if he’s going to insist upon paddling it around busy interstates, he should know that there’s a risk of being…you know…smashed into with a car.

Wow, none of you are funny today. I can’t even stand this douche, or the other one for that matter, but that shit’s just wrong. I hope you all get drunk at a kegger and fall into the bonfire, and then you will know what it’s like to be a woman and get nothing but spam emails telling me I have erectile dysfunction and my penis is too small.
I’m telling you…IT’S HUGE!!