Horror Headlines: Thursday, September 1st, 2011

Neal McDonough, Niecy Nash and Nick Turturro have all been added to the ever growing cast of "Nurse 3D", a new film about a nurse who kills people by night... IN 3D! That's right. Stethoscopes and crap all flying out at your face in crystal clear HD quality. Did your mind just get blown? What if I told you "30 Rock" star Katrina Bowden would also be in 3D? Did your temples just start shooting blood!?

Alicia Silverstone and Krysten Ritter will play high class NYC vampires in a new film titled "Vamps" and today there's some new images from the film for your peepers to peep on. Isn't Alicia Silverstone a freakin vegan? Vegans can't be vampires! They shouldn't even be allowed to vote let alone play cool blood sucking characters in films. This is all Aerosmith's fault.

This weekend I will be forced to see "Apollo 18" for the Bloody Good Horror podcast and I'm not going to lie, I'm miserable about it. One good thing that will come of this though is that the first trailer for "Piranha 3DD" will apparently be showing before the film. So that's about 3 minutes of enjoyment and about an hour and a half of misery. I don't know what kind of percentage or dewey decimal system type equation that works out to but I bet it sucks.

I've yet to see any of these "[REC]" movies but apparently they're just absolutely delightful. Apparently they're also making another one titled "[REC] Genesis" and the word around campus is they've wrapped filming and have gone into post production. So that means today we get our first look at some stills from the flick that takes place during the same time period as the original, only miles away in a different location. Is that good? I have no idea. Someone please tell me what to think. I told you to hate Alicia Silverstone, you owe me this.

In Real People News:

A little tiny German boy is safe after he had been locked inside a school bus for more than 12 hours on a hot summer day after the bus driver forgot him and parked the bus in the holding lot. Why the hell the little schnitzel eater didn't speak up and say he was still on the bus is unclear but now I will do an interpretation of what it would have sounded like if he did. "Hallo! Mein bus driver? I am stuck on ze bus ya! Mein koff ist soooo hot! Mein lederhosen ist chafing!

And this is why you don't mess with Alaska. A 22 year old woman was out walking her dog this past week when a bear came out and snatched up her little friend. What did she do? She punched the bear and it's freakin face, took the dog and ran off. She punched a bear in it's face! Bears randomly walking out and taking dogs is also the reason you never go to Alaska in the first place.