My life is an endless stretch of unforeseen, predictable, tumultuous and incredible events. Some things I can't control, some things I can, I make decisions and I take actions. And here I can look at it all.

Clever Darling

Why do Scottish students get their results a full two weeks before us, even if they're applying to English universities? Oh right, so they can start gathering all the money from our taxes that they use to make their education free. B*^£$%&s.