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Open letters

Seeing as we've got confessions and problems and issues springing up in threads all over the shop, I thought it might be interesting to have an open letter thread. Cathartic, perhaps. From your mother ruining your wedding, to your boyfriend who can't stop peeing on the toilet seat, or even that guy on the bus who kept making that annoying noise with his mouth, get it out here.

I'll get the ball rolling.

To my dear darling boyfriend,

Just because you are technically 'clean' when you come out the shower, it doesn't mean that I am okay with using the same towel you've been rubbing all over yourself for a month. I know you have others. I bought you two myself. Drag them out from the murky depths of the laundry basket, wash them and allow me the temporary use of a clean one.

Love, Cat

Posted by queen bee on Jul 28, 2008 · Member since May 2007 · 352 posts

dear tecate:

thank you for waiting for me, patiently chill, while i took that exam. let's totally hang out.

We parted company because it just wasn't working out. Now, you come back into my life after all this time and I still feel the same love for you. Sometimes love isn't enough. I'd like you to start seeing someone else.

I know you like you like to visit me every month but I'd appreciate it if you'd skip me the next few months. I don't like getting cramps, feeling like I'm going to throw up or having a splitting migraine. I hope you understand.

I'm not supposed to tell you, but someone told me he REALLY has a crush on you. He REALLY wants to spend more time with you. I think he's been feeling really jealous because of your relationship with diet coke. Please don't tell anyone, but..Water LOVES you!