Ben-circa 2005.Ben Jr. finds the rat his father befriended as a child-and falls in love with him. They buck convention and have the first inter-species marriage. Which, surprisingly, is accepted. Until they find out the rat is a male. Homosexual inter-species marriage is sooo wrong.:hurl:

Like this:

Related

15 Replies to “This will not end well”

:geek: Charles: “You see, Nigel, if we just put this shopping cart here with a bunch of shite in it, those bloody French will never know that it’s not Louis XIV!”
😎 Nigel: “Ahh, good deed, old chap! In fact, I’d say that’s bloody BRILLIANT!”
:geek: Charles: “BRILLIANT!”
😎 Nigel: “Those bollox will never know the difference!”
:geek: Charles: “Now if we can only figure out a way to get out of this wretched maze of a place they call Versailles…”
😎 Nigel: “Say, why do they call it ‘ver-SIGH’ when it’s clearly‘ver-SALES’? Do those blokes not know how to read?”
:geek: Charles: “It’s because they’re French and no, they don’t … they can’t even pronounce the name of our Thames River correctly. Bloody French…” :wtf:
😎 Nigel: “I say … down with the French!”
:geek: Charles:“DOWN WITH THE FRENCH!!”
😎 Nigel: “Shite … now how do we get down?”

One-time actor WIL WHEATON will be appearing in the sequel to STAND BY ME called STAND OVER ME.
Wheaton says it has a great script and due to its vaguely homosexual theme, he will have no problems delivering his performance.
“It’s great because, like, I don’t have to be on screen with (former co-stars) Patrick Stewart or Jonathan Frakes. Also it’s a really cool script because it has shopping carts and we all get to pop woodies at one time or another during the movie.”
Asked what he thought of Danny Bonaducci‘ s remarks, Wheaton said, “Man, he is one angry dude. I will never know why he bopped that shemale.”STAND OVER ME opens in theatres in April 2005.