161 Condom Slogans Part 251) It won't be funny with a coatless dummy52) It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb53) It's not much money to catch your honey54) Don't be a fool cover your tool55) Hood that match then scratch that thatch56) Stitch that switch then itch her niche57) Wrap that tool to catch the drool58) It ain't no jibe to protect her hive
59) Contain that sputum before you use him60) Restrain your log then plow her bog61) Glove your pecker before you check her62) Coat that slimmer before you prime her63) Condomize then womanize (or sodomize)64) Cover old pete then grind her meat65) Guard your peter before you meet her66) Check your list before you tryst67) Wrap your bate before you mate68) Can your worm before you squirm69) Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe70) Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard71) Bag the mole then do her hole72) Cuff your carrot before you share it73) Jail your number then call the plumber74) Cover your vein then drive her insane75) Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle76) Protect your dink then fluff her mink77) Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern78) Hide ole harry then take her cherry79) Wrap that spout then bore her out80) Conceal your train don't cause her pain81) Guard your bridge then do her ridge82) Shroud your trout then make her shout83) To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky84) Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers85) Wrap your spout to catch the trout86) Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel87) Cover your steamer before you ream her88) Protect that fish then dip it in the dish89) Contain that bass for a swim in her glass90) Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret91) Clothe the boner before you hone her92) Got no protection? Can't use your erection!93) Cork your pump or you don't hump94) No unwrapped stags get between my legs95) Dress that erection to make a deflection96) Contain that shanker before you spank her97) Cap that seeder before you breed her98) Stop the stream before you cream99) Secure that ladder then drain your bladder100) Protect your screw to catch that glue