Science has gone too far. The natural laws are breaking down. Philosopher's gold is spreading across Solphos, insidiously transmuting anything it touches... and the mutant hordes are attacking, led by the horrifying Natos Cruciatur! A new Dark Age encroaches: how much would you sacrifice to save the world?

Set 2 of 3 in the Solphos BlockNumber of Cards: 145Completion Date: 13 August 2014Designer: Chin Kee Yong (a.k.a. CKY)

Lore (Preface)

The Philosopher's Cabal is a shadowy group of alchemists and engineers that have kept the plane Solphos running for centuries. No one knows exactly who they are, how they came to power, or how the new generation of Philosophers are selected. Only their distinctive jet-black frocks, and a strange, fathomless look in their eyes, set them apart from the average chymius magna.

Until recently, there were four Philosophers:- Philosopher Zik. An ancient, immensely creative goblin with a penchant for explosions.- Philosopher Cestus. A quiet and kind giant of a man who forged powerful machines and tools.- Philosopher Scepter. A methodical young woman in charge of day-to-day affairs, but possessed of dark ambition.- Philosopher Lacertus. A wizened magister who scoured the records and tomes of Solphos's past.

The greatest change to the status quo came when the Institute at Furopolis was destroyed thanks to a catastrophic experimental failure; the Cataclysm, as it is now colloquially known, sent Solphos's gravity and ecology veering drastically off course. Philosopher Lacertus realized that continuing on their path would destroy the plane itself, and did all in his power to prevent the Philosophers from advancing further in their quest for knowledge. However, his campaigning had became an obstacle to Philosopher Scepter's plans. After steadily manipulating her peers into distrusting him, Scepter condemned Lacertus's research as the product of an addled mind, branded him Haereticus, and banished him to the Dark Lands.

For years, it seems like karma had crept up on Philosopher Scepter. The mutants of the wastes beyond Kardiapolis, previously sickly and docile, had begun to pour upon its walls with unimaginable ferocity. Strange and otherworldly creatures climbed from the cracks that the chymia magna had opened in space. It took everything Philosopher Scepter had to keep the increasingly unstable plane in check. If only I had more control, she thought. More power, enough to rule Solphos down to the tiniest corpuscle...

Meanwhile, Philosopher Zik had had it with Philosopher Scepter's constant quarrels with him. She saw him as a loose cannon, a madman with an alchemy kit; he saw her as a wet blanket who forbade all of his crazy projects. To get away from her prying eyes, Philosopher Zik bought a warehouse at the very edge of Hydropolis. His newest pet project was to create the perfect jewellery material – gold had become worthless on Solphos thanks to widespread alchemy, and Zik felt he needed an even flashier mineral to plate his belongings in. He called his new material 'philosopher's gold,' and he believed that by mixing only the strongest concoctions and elemental compounds into it, he would make it transcend any mundane metal.

Zik succeeded. Perhaps a little too well.

When he opened the doors of the pressing furnace, a look of fear and wonder spread across his features. Then he was flash-frozen in place, a golden statue where there had once been a living goblin. The philosopher's gold spread outward from his workshop, converting everything it touched to gold, whether it was solid rock, water or an unfortunate living thing. In three horrific hours, all of Hydropolis had become a glittering deathtrap... and the corruption of the philosopher's gold showed no signs of stopping. It was not long before the rest of the plane took notice.

Now, only the Philosophers Cestus and Scepter are left. The citizens of Solphos are in widespread panic, and all semblance of civilization has left the periochs that remain; only a few days remain before the Turris Kardiapolis itself is engulfed by the gold. The mutants of the Dark Lands have been emboldened by the fear in their prey, and assault the gates of Kardiapolis with relentless waves. Perhaps most worryingly, the creeping gold has pushed Solphos's delicate natural balance over the brink, tearing at all the scars that have been inflicted on it by careless experimentation, and rifts are opening in the fabric of the plane itself.

For the first time, Philosopher Scepter realizes what a fool she has been. What a fool everyone has been.

Fool's gold, indeed.

Mechanics

Fool's Gold expands on the "combo matters" theme that was introduced in Solphos. Players will still be racing to assemble combo pieces, while at the same time preventing their opponents from doing so. However, Fool's Gold also introduces a much heavier graveyard theme, as well as darker cards that force players to discard and sacrifice for bonuses.

Solid Gold is a new kind of card. Certain effects in Fool's Gold will turn cards to gold. This means you reveal them, then exchange each of them with Solid Gold cards from outside the game. A Solid Gold card has a normal Magic card back, but the front side is a colorless artifact for with no abilities: if you're unlucky enough to have your cards turned to philosopher's gold, you'll have to find esoteric ways to make use of it. When the game ends, remove all Solid Gold and return your deck to its original state.

Solid Gold cards are cards and not tokens, so they can change zones, are unaffected by Doubling Season or Aether Snap, and so on. However, you can't put them in your deck or sideboard. Solid Gold can't be turned to gold in any zone.

Volatile is a new keyword ability that appears on both spells and permanents. It represents dangerous substances and creatures that don't take kindly to being discarded, and takes the form "Volatile – When this card is put into your graveyard from anywhere, you may exile it. If you do, [effect]." Volatile lets you get more use out of dead creatures or discarded cards.

Finally, catalyze, transmute and Ingredients, which made their debut in Solphos, are further expanded upon in Fool's Gold.

The Story of Fool's Gold

It was Philosopher Scepter and Philosopher Cestus who first heard of the philosopher's gold. Their lookout thopters revealed that the perioch of Hydropolis to the north had been ravaged by a mysterious golden substance that spread to anything it touched. The gold would reach Kardiapolis, their seat of power, in only seven days. As rumors led to widespread panic, the Philosophers worked at a breakneck pace to find a way to stop the gold, only interrupted by a mysterious visit from a man calling himself "Ralus Zarecus."

Later, disaster struck when the gold sample used for testing was stolen. Philosopher Scepter and a group of soldiers followed the thief's tracks into the underground labyrinth of Kardiapolis, where she discovered the thief's true identity: Auric Avarius, a mad kleptomaniac dying from philosopher's gold. They fought a magical battle - but Auric was a planeswalker. He easily defeated Scepter with his magic and planeswalked away. Scepter was shocked by her defeat, confused by Auric's vanishing act and disgusted at how much Auric's greed reminded her of her own.

Scepter soon found a new lead, however, when her team discovered mysterious unmapped sections of the Kardiapolis catacombs. As she investigated further, she realized her former colleague Philosopher Zik had created secret workshops all over the perioch. She found fragments of his journal and realized that the gold was Zik's creation. At the same time, she gained new insights into his mind, and regretted her past conflicts with the ancient goblin. The disaster could have been prevented if she had not been so paranoid about information.

Returning to the Turris, Scepter was suddenly notified of an intrusion into her secret chambers. It was revealed that Lumina Revelaris, a Solphos-born planeswalker, had investigated suspicions of corruption together with her mentor Ral Zarek. They easily defeated Scepter with their otherworldly magic, and leaked to the public how Scepter had used forbidden mind magic to gain power. Losing the trust of even Cestus, Scepter was banished of her authority and exiled to the Dark Lands.

Unable to survive without her spellbook and staff in the wasteland, Scepter was quickly driven to exhaustion. But she was rescued by a mysterious benefactor - revealed to be Natos Cruciatur, the horrifying eldritch mutant leader, and unbeknownst to Scepter, a planeswalker. He allowed Scepter to walk among the mutants unharmed for reasons known only to himself. In exchange, Scepter agreed to undergo a transformation, gaining a third eye in her forehead with supernatural vision; she learned how to cast primal magic without the use of alchemical tools or sigils.

After recuperating from her ordeal, Scepter learned from Natos that Philosopher Haereticus was still alive. She tracked her old colleague down in the Midaes river caves and shared a bittersweet reunion, in which Haereticus forgave her for her hubris. The deeply mutated Haereticus then shared his research with her: he was convinced that the true power of alchemy was not simple physical chemistry, but the journey of self-enlightenment experienced by the alchemist. The Pledge of the Winged Staff, the creed of the Philosophers, mentioned the four stages of scientific enlightenment. Haereticus believed that this, the "azoth," held the key to destroying the philosopher's gold.

Connecting the dots, Scepter realized that all four Philosophers of the Winged Staff had to work together to realize the azoth. Zik was the Dreamer, Scepter the Questioner, and Haereticus the Renewer. Cestus the Forger, her former colleague in the Turris Kardiapolis, was the final piece of the puzzle. The only obstacle: Scepter had been exiled from Kardiapolis forever for her crimes.

Scepter decided to enlist the help of the half-goblin criminal Tindel Vatskimmer to break into the fortified perioch. She breached the dome with Haereticus in tow and escaped into the Kardiapolitan subterranean catacombs, where the pair made their way towards the Turris Kardiapolis. They were aided by Scepter's spy network from before the apocalypse. However, when Scepter returned to her former seat of power, she discovered Lumina Revelaris had taken her place beside Philosopher Cestus.

No matter how Scepter appealed to Lumina and Cestus, they dared not trust her and locked her in her own dungeons. However, Cestus could not live with himself for imprisoning his former beloved friend. He freed Scepter and, after a passionate moment, she shared with him the secret of the azoth. He was so struck with inspiration that he locked himself in his workshop overnight forging it into reality. Meanwhile, unable to reconcile Lumina's convictions with her pragmatism, Scepter magically manipulated her into accord and hoped that Lumina would one day forgive her.

On the last day that Kardiapolis had left, Cestus completed the azoth - or the Azoth of the Philosophers, in the form of an all-powerful magical staff. It would destroy the gold forever, but its wielder had to strike it down at the source. Realizing what she had to do to win back the respect of her people, Scepter paid her dues to Lumina and the other Philosophers before setting off alone on the back of Claror, her drake familiar. Her destination: the Sunvoid over the Golden Tree in what was once Hydropolis, the epicenter of the apocalypse and the root of the philosopher's gold.

Philosopher Scepter never returned from her final journey. But as the wardens of Kardiapolis against the gold braced themselves for the end, the golden front suddenly froze and burst into opaline shards, the sky flashed, and the world seemed to reset.

There was a new celestial body in the sky after that day, a Luna, a counterbalance against the light of the restored sun. A real dawn with real sunlight broke on Kardiapolis for the first time in decades. The philosopher's gold had been neutralized and transmuted into a strange new metal with miraculous properties and sweeping implications for society following the apocalypse.

It was the first day of the Renaissance of Solphos, and there was hope at last.

Some believe that the dead are reincarnated in the sparks of the Turris Kardiapolis, where the light of their souls suffuses the city for eternity.

Selenite PistonfistCreature – Golem Soldier (U)3/5

Double strike

"The muties want to fight up close and personal? Let them. Open all hangars! Mobilize the pistonfists!"–Imperata, perimeter marshal

Correspondent GlareInstant (U)

All damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn is dealt to another target creature or player instead.

"The fates of all things are linked. If we fill the river with vitriol, the land shrivels for lack of nutrition."–Anachor, child of Haereticus

Natron HailSorcery (U)

Destroy all enchantments. Until the beginning of your next upkeep, noncreature spells cost more to cast.

"Our cannon-bolts have become useless against the mutant hordes. No sooner do the blazing rounds near their targets than they sputter out and drift harmlessly to the earth."–Battle report of Sperare, bowmaster

Rare (5)

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Miracle ChymistCreature – Human Cleric (R)2/1

When Miracle Chymist enters the battlefield, you may return target creature card with converted mana cost 1 or less from your graveyard to your hand.Transmute

"Our time will come one day. But not today."

Breath of CatholiconCreature – Elemental (R)3/1

FlashFlyingVolatile – When Breath of Catholicon is put into a graveyard from anywhere, you may exile it. If you do, return target permanent card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

"There is no drug more miraculous than life itself."–Rubenus, master apothecary

Veritas ArchonCreature – Archon (R)4/4

FlyingWhen Veritas Archon enters the battlefield, draw a card.Your opponents play with their hands revealed.

"All will come to light."–Lumina Revelaris

Army of OneInstant (R)

Put two tokens that are copies of target creature, except they have base power and toughness 1/1, onto the battlefield.

"One woman you are / But a thousand strong / Is your spirit."–Natos Cruciatur, to Philosopher Scepter

Golden DawnSorcery (R)

Turn all nonland permanents to gold. (Exchange them with Solid Gold cards from outside the game.)

Beneath the void eye of madness that was once Solphos's sun, the Golden Tree sprouted in all its terrible magnificence.

Mythic (1)

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Fool's GoldSorcery (M)

If there is no Solid Gold on the battlefield and there are thirteen or more Solid Gold cards in all graveyards, you win the game.

Science makes monsters of people, but it makes heroes of them as well.

Blue (24)

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Common (11)

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Null EquationCreature – Weird Horror (C)1/1

Volatile – When Null Equation is put into a graveyard from anywhere, you may exile it. If you do, target player puts the top four cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard.

From the multiplying anomalies in reality crawled things that defied understanding.

Laboratory's ScourgeCreature – Beeble (C)1/1

FlashLaboratory's Scourge can't be blocked.

Behind every shattered test-tube and every escaped test subject is a tiny force of unimaginable malice.

Magnus ApprenticeCreature – Human Wizard (C)2/1

When Magnus Apprentice enters the battlefield, you may tap or untap target permanent.

"Why rely on yourself to move the earth if you can harness the forces of the universe to do it for you?"

FlyingCatalyze – Reveal three cards that share a card type from your hand: Each creature you control becomes an Octopus Weird with base power and toughness 3/2 until end of turn. Those creatures gain flying until end of turn.

As above, so below.

Ravenous BeeblesCreature – Beeble (C)3/3

IntimidateWhen Ravenous Beebles enters the battlefield, draw a card.

"They poured over Candus, shredding her flesh to pieces and laying eggs in her distended mouth... If not for the magnesia dust I threw, I would have been next."–Secundus, Institute survivor

Consiline WaterSorcery – Ingredient (C)

Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Ingredients you've cast this turn. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library.

Simmer the animus fluid as slowly as the crucible will allow, or risk the trapped muse departing in the rising steam.–Alchemical Library of Fluids

Glyph of CorrespondenceEnchantment – Aura (C)

Enchant permanentEnchanted permanent has ": Draw a card, then discard a card."Transmute

"Air to bring the voices, water to dissolve the barrier, and mercury to change the soul. With aqua dioxyner, it is sealed."

"I may risk my life in studying the philosopher's gold, but one life is nothing compared to the lives of millions."–Philosopher Cestus

Numbing BezoarSorcery – Ingredient (C)

Target player puts the top five cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard for each Ingredient you've cast this turn.

While traditionally dissolved before brewing, the Phrician bezoar is sometimes swallowed whole by those who wish to forget a particularly traumatic memory.–Alchemical Library of Fluids

CounterfeitInstant (C)

Turn target spell to gold. (Exchange it with a Solid Gold card from outside the game.)Transmute

"Your avarice betrays you."–Philosopher Scepter

Uncommon (7)

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Evasive TheoremCreature – Weird Horror (U)3/1

Flying, Discard a card: Evasive Theorem gains protection from the card type of your choice until end of turn.

It picks and chooses which laws of the universe to follow.

Magnus PreceptorCreature – Human Wizard (U)2/2

: You may tap or untap target permanent.

"If you recited the formula without error, you should now feel a tingling sensation in the cores of your palms. This betrays the existence of the positive and negative galvanomotive matrices, as detailed on page 166 of the First Treatise of Galvanics..."

Tap all creatures without flying.Catalyze – You may reveal three cards that share a card type from your hand. If you do, creatures your opponents control don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps.

Triturated camphor is noted for its catalytic reaction with pulveres, which produces an adhesive not even exalted alkahests can dissolve.–Alchemical Library of Fluids

Rare (5)

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Scepter's SpymasterCreature – Human Artificer (R)1/1

, Discard a card: Put a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token onto the battlefield. It has flying and "Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, you may draw a card." Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.

"They have cast out my lady, but not her eyes and ears."

Lord BeelzebebusLegendary Creature – Beeble (R)2/2

Other Beeble creatures you control get +1/+1.Tap two untapped Beebles you control: Target permanent loses all abilities and becomes a Solid Gold artifact until end of turn.Tap four untapped Beebles you control: Gain control of target artifact or enchantment.

To this day, the cause of the Furopolis Institute collapse remains a mystery.

Perfect PrecisionEnchantment – Aura (R)

Enchant permanentActivated abilities of enchanted permanent cost up to less to activate. This effect can't reduce the amount of mana an ability costs to activate to less than one mana.

Though the first recorded spatial anomalies were miles across in size, the force adepts quickly learned to harness them on a localized scale.

Glyph of DissolutionEnchantment – Aura (C)

Enchant permanentEnchanted permanent has ": This permanent deals 1 damage to target player and you gain 1 life."Transmute

"Fire to scar the soul, water to cross the divide, and mercury to begin the syphon. With oil of vitriol, it is sealed."

Infectious GreedSorcery (C)

Target player reveals his or her hand. You choose a nonland card from it. Turn that card to gold. (Exchange it with a Solid Gold card from outside the game.)

"The golden vein whispers lovingly to me... but it hungers for more of its kind..."–Auric Avarius

Broken EthicsSorcery (C)

Target player loses 2 life. Draw two cards.

"In the pursuit of absolute control, I abandoned everything the Winged Staff stood for... in my own blind ambition, I did not see the monster I had become."–Philosopher Scepter

Uncommon (7)

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Cortex BurrowerCreature – Mutant Leech (U)2/2

Catalyze – Reveal three cards that share a card type from your hand: Cortex Burrower gains intimidate until end of turn. Whenever it deals damage to a player this turn, that player discards a card at random. Activate this ability only once each turn.

Destroy target creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

"But sir, the man was dead when I brought him in!"–Tardus, vivisecting assistant

Four HumorsInstant (U)

Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.Transmute

Equilibrium is so fragile.

Rare (5)

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Black Market ApothecaryCreature – Human Wizard (R)2/2

If you would search your library for a card, reveal it, and put it into your hand, you may instead search your library for any card without restriction. Any opponent may pay 3 life to have you reveal the card. If a player does and it doesn't meet the criteria of the effect that allowed you to search your library, put it into your graveyard. Otherwise, put it into your hand.Transmute

"Keep this under wraps."

BrainknitterCreature – Frog Horror (R)1/3

Whenever a player discards a card, you may pay . If you do, draw a card.

Its fibrous tongue pierces the base of the brain, sucking discarded memories and notions in coagulated form.

Eldritch SireCreature – Weird Demon (R)5/5

FlyingWhen Eldritch Sire enters the battlefield from a graveyard, put five +1/+1 counters on it.Transmute

Search your library for a card and put that card into your graveyard. Then shuffle your library.

"Seal the labs and wipe the records. No one has to know."–Philosopher Scepter

ChrysopoeiaSorcery (R)

Name a nonland card. Search target player's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with that name, turn them to gold, and put them into that player's hand. Then that player shuffles his or her library. (To turn a card to gold, reveal it, then exchange it with a Solid Gold card from outside the game.)

The end of all scientific pursuit.

Mythic (1)

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Auric AvariusPlaneswalker – Auric (M)

You lose 2 life and draw a card. Turn target creature or planeswalker with converted mana cost X or less to gold. (Exchange it with a Solid Gold card from outside the game.) Gain control of all Solid Gold artifacts. They become 5/5 artifact creatures.

"Air to cloud the mind, fire to blind the eyes, and natron to still the flesh. With litharge, it is sealed."

Hysterical HoardingSorcery (C)

Turn a card in your hand to gold. If you do, draw two cards. (To turn a card to gold, reveal it, then exchange it with a Solid Gold card from outside the game.)

"The philosopher's gold is a nightmare to contain. Sometimes it stays dormant for days, assimilating the looted ring or cuff-link of a refugee, before it begins to spread..."–Famulus, captain of the guard

Sonic ScytheInstant (C)

As an additional cost to cast Sonic Scythe, discard a card.Sonic Scythe deals 4 damage to target creature or player.

As the defenders of Furopolis grew more desperate and supplies grew scarce, even laboratory-grade cutting equipment was weaponized against the mutant invaders.

Lapis DissilitusSorcery – Ingredient (C)

Target player sacrifices a permanent for each Ingredient you've cast this turn.

The unstable crystal's discovery gave new meaning to "groundbreaking."

Uncommon (7)

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Aurora CrinitaCreature – Elemental Spirit (U)0/1

Whenever Aurora Crinita or another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may have Aurora Crinita deal 1 damage to target player.

As darkness closed in on the plane of Solphos, the stars themselves began falling from the sky.

GalvanologistCreature – Human Wizard (U)1/1

: Add to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to cast instant or sorcery spells.

"The wonders of tomorrow will be powered by the energy of today."

Wailing WavefrontCreature – Weird Horror (U)5/4

HasteCatalyze – At the beginning of the first end step after Wailing Wavefront enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you reveal three cards that share a card type from your hand.

Where it passes, air melts and earth boils.

Calescent CompoundCreature – Elemental Ooze (U)3/2

When Calescent Compound enters the battlefield, add three mana in any combination of colors to your mana pool.

"Break open Zik's old disco balls and salvage the oozes...I'm sorry, old friend, but this will keep the generators running just a little longer."–Philosopher Cestus

Magnelectric FlareInstant (U)

Destroy target artifact. Its controller adds two mana in any combination of colors to his or her mana pool.

"Today the Questioning Philosopher is no more. Today the Judgment Staff will be broken."–Philosopher Cestus

Pulvis PotentialisSorcery – Ingredient (U)

Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn for each Ingredient you've cast this turn.

Side effects may include sanguine imbalance, heightened aggression, and highly unusual discoloration of the tongue.

IntimidateWhenever an opponent activates an ability that isn't a mana ability, Tindel Vatskimmer deals 2 damage to that player.

"How could this possibly go wrong, you say? Heh heh..."

Junkyard ImproviserCreature – Goblin Artificer (R)2/3

, , Sacrifice an artifact: Search your library for an artifact card with converted mana cost X, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. That artifact gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Her contraptions are effective. To a degree.

Flashpoint HellkiteCreature – Dragon (R)4/4

Flashpoint Hellkite can't be countered.FlyingCatalyze – Reveal three cards that share a card type from your hand: Flashpoint Hellkite gets +4/+4 and gains trample until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn.

Stars go nova in its wake.

Saturation PointEnchantment (R)

Exile an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard: Until end of turn, you may cast any card from your hand as a copy of the exiled card. If a spell you cast this way would leave the stack, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else. (You still pay all costs to cast such spells.)

"Too much firepower? Kid – when you see the first wave of muties, you'll understand there's no such thing as too much firepower."–Manus, railcannon operator

Thanks to the buildup of magical energy created through the cycle of calcination and coagulation, alchemy labs make the perfect breeding grounds for spontaneous life.

Rare (5)

Spoiler

Primordial LimusCreature – Ooze (R)3/3

All permanents and all cards in hands, libraries, graveyards, and exile lose all abilities other than characteristic-defining abilities or mana abilities. (Rules text is blanked out and Auras and Equipment fall off. Spellcasting and * numbers remain unaffected.)

"The generators have failed. The furnaces are still. Have we returned to the Dark Age of our ancestors?"–Philosopher Haereticus

Monstrum MutatumCreature – Mutant Shapeshifter (R)4/4

: Untap each Mutant you control.: Mutant creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.: Mutant creatures you control gain trample until end of turn.: Mutant creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

The only constant is change.

Ouroboros SerpentCreature – Serpent Wurm (R)7/7

TrampleWhen Ouroboros Serpent dies, exile it. You may return any number of creature cards with total converted mana cost 7 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.Transmute

It is the alpha and the omega.

Clan MarkingsEnchantment (R)

As Clan Markings enters the battlefield, name a card or token.Creatures you control with the chosen name get +2/+2.

"All differ in scar / But in the scarring / All are one."–Natos Cruciatur

Quarantine PanicInstant (R)

Cast Quarantine Panic only during combat after blockers are declared.For each attacking creature that you could block with X 1/1 green Mutant Worm creature tokens, put that many of those tokens onto the battlefield blocking that creature.

"Check again. I have a bad feeling about this shipment."-Micus, Kreopolis depot officer, last words

Mythic (1)

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Natos CruciaturPlaneswalker – Natos (M)

Put two 1/1 green Mutant Worm creature tokens onto the battlefield tapped. Destroy target noncreature permanent. You get an emblem with "Creatures you control are green Mutant Horrors with trample and base power and toughness 8/8."

Artifact, Gold & Land (25)

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Common (5)

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Haywire AutomatonArtifact Creature – Construct (C)3/2

Haywire Automaton attacks each turn if able.

Some experimental mistakes go on to be filed, categorized, and immortalized as alchemical sigils of their own.

"By the time you find this, Scepter, you'll have been too late – my glittering creation will have succeeded. I'll have plated my home with philosopher's gold, and all the goblin girls will have flocked to my one-of-a-kind jewellery..."–First script of Philosopher Zik

Uncommon (5)

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Protean DystopiaLand (U)

: Add to your mana pool.Transmute (The converted mana cost of this card is 0.)

As the laws of nature broke one by one, Furopolis was warped like the dreamscape of a madman.

Glister FlukeArtifact Creature – Ooze Worm (U)1/1

Glister Fluke can't be turned to gold in any zone.As Glister Fluke deals damage to a creature or planeswalker, turn that permanent to gold. (Exchange it with a Solid Gold card from outside the game.)Whenever Glister Fluke deals damage to a player, that player turns a permanent he or she controls to gold.

Like vermin, the philosopher's gold infests and consumes.

Metal SlimeArtifact Creature – Ooze (U)1/4

Volatile - When Metal Slime is put into a graveyard from anywhere, you may exile it. If you do, each player draws a card.

Wild limus metallum makes an excellent chymic feed-stock, if its tendency for self-preservation can be overcome.-Alchemical Library of Fluids

: Target player puts the top card of his or her library into his or her graveyard., , Sacrifice Codex Shredder: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

Not every thesis is meant for the public eye.

Biowork HarnessArtifact (U)

When Biowork Harness enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield until Biowork Harness leaves the battlefield.

"We can rebuild her. We have the technology."

Rare (10)

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Quicklime GrottoLand (R)

Quicklime Grotto enters the battlefield tapped unless you have four or less cards in hand.: Add or to your mana pool.

An underground fortress as pristine and sterile as death.

Ruined LaboratoryLand (R)

Ruined Laboratory enters the battlefield tapped unless you have four or less cards in hand.: Add or to your mana pool.

Shadows still lurk among the stains and scars.

Vitriolic PoolLand (R)

Vitriolic Pool enters the battlefield tapped unless you have four or less cards in hand.: Add or to your mana pool.

Hangworms use it to dissolve their meals before feeding on the slurry that remains.

Cinnabar WastelandLand (R)

Cinnabar Wasteland enters the battlefield tapped unless you have four or less cards in hand.: Add or to your mana pool.

Not even the smallest weed survives in this featureless hellscape.

Infested StormdrainLand (R)

Infested Stormdrain enters the battlefield tapped unless you have four or less cards in hand.: Add or to your mana pool.

Toxic waters give rise to toxic life.

Solphos's EndLand (R)

Solphos's End can't be turned to gold in any zone.: Add to your mana pool., : Turn target nonbasic land to gold. Its controller gains control of Solphos's End. (To turn a permanent to gold, exchange it with a Solid Gold card from outside the game.)

TrampleGlister Crusher can't be turned to gold in any zone.As Glister Crusher deals damage to a creature or planeswalker, turn that permanent to gold. (Exchange it with a Solid Gold card from outside the game.)Whenever Glister Crusher deals damage to a player, that player turns that many permanents he or she controls to gold.

"Gold is... the only true power..."-Auric Avarius

Phylactery CathodeArtifact (R)

If a creature would die, you may pay . If you do, exile that creature instead and draw a card.

"Millions of ghostly anima hover in the air around Kardiapolis, lost after being untethered from their corporeal bodies... wasteful, is it not?"–Aeolus Revelaris, Atmospheria

Mirrorsilk MantleArtifact – Equipment (R)

Whenever equipped creature becomes the only target of a spell, you may copy that spell for any number of other creatures that spell could target. Each of those copies targets a different one of those creatures. Then counter the original spell.Equip

Philosopher Scepter never seemed to suffer laboratory mishaps. In public appearances, her dress was always immaculate.

Immateria FurnaceArtifact (R)

Discard a card or sacrifice another nonland permanent: Add to your mana pool.

The Kreopolitan convict is a remarkable font of reagents. Blood, bone and conscious mind all serve as feedstock for the crucible.-Third Discourse of Imperia

Mythic (5)

Spoiler

The Golden TreeLand (M)

The Golden Tree can't be turned to gold in any zone.: Turn the top card of your library to gold. If you do, add one mana of any color to your mana pool. If this mana is spent on a spell, that spell can't be countered by spell or abilities. Activate this ability only any time you could cast an instant. (To turn a card to gold, reveal it and exchange it with a Solid Gold card from outside the game.)

For the grave of the Dreaming Philosopher, a nightmarish bloom.

Philosopher ScepterLegendary Creature – Human Wizard (M)2/3

Flying, hexproof: Draw two cards. For each attacking creature, you may cast an instant, sorcery or Aura card from your hand targeting that creature without paying its mana cost. Activate this ability only if a creature is attacking you or a planeswalker you control.

"Second comes the ruthless eye of judgment, the willingness to prove an idea unworthy."–The Pledge of the Winged Staff

Philosopher CestusLegendary Creature – Human Artificer (M)3/4

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token with defender onto the battlefield.: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of creatures you control. You may reveal an artifact or Artificer card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

"Third comes the ceaseless fall of the hammer, the drive that makes the idea a reality."–The Pledge of the Winged Staff

When Metaterra the Impossible enters the battlefield or at the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of the library of the next player in turn order. If it's a non-Shapeshifter creature card, Metaterra the Impossible becomes a copy of that card and gains this ability. Otherwise, repeat this process with the next player in turn order.

"Life is a circle / In circles scribed / Where mortals walk."-Natos Cruciatur

Azoth of the PhilosophersLegendary Artifact - Equipment (M)

Azoth of the Philosophers can't be turned to gold in any zone.Nothing can be turned to gold in any zone.: If equipped creature is attacking or blocking, destroy any number of target nonland permanents with converted mana cost X or less.Equip

Dawn broke on a world free from hubris.

Solid GoldArtifact – Solid Gold (S)

(Solid Gold does nothing. It can't be turned to gold in any zone. Remove it from your deck when the game ends.)

The incomplete Fool's Gold has been ported from the old Wizards forums!

Finishing this set will be quite a trial, as I lost the MSE file with all my notes and cards in progress in an accident. Also lost is the complete text of Philosopher Scepter's diary, which will be scattered across Fool's Gold ICDs in the old Wizards forums for crazy archive-delvers to decipher... how fitting. But I'll do what I can!

Note that some changes have been made:- Solid Gold now has a mana cost of , making it slightly less useless.- Various tweaks to cards across the board.

And there is a new rare land cycle, the first new cards spoiled since my hiatus. Check it out!

Can you glimpse the Unfathomable Depths? If you do, you'll realize I changed out some uncommons for Correspondent Glare and Aqua Regia, and revamped the white, red and green members of the common glyph cycle.

Edit: Changed Unfathomable Depths to and moved Event Horizon to so it wouldn't clash at the same CMC.

Pro Tour: YMTC: SECOND ONE IS OVER STAY TUNED FOR THIRD ONEThe BLOCK I'm currently pretending I'll finish:Fleets Of Ossia (complete!) | Wavebreak (complete!) | The Second Flood (in progress!)Razorborne and friends teach music theory to chumps like you:12tone

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