I like the Etruscan urn dress, too. I might even wear it, like, out in public. I love the wacky yellow jacket a lot. And the keyboard mini skirt (dress?) will be great for when I play the piano in church. Just the thing.

Once I’d seen all the umm, “outfits”, the first one started to grow on me. Is that wrong?
My mental health aside, several observations:
1. re: ensemble # 4—I never knew the Vatican had a basketball team, much less a cheerleading squad. What a sheltered life I live! Must get out more.
2. re: the can of tomatoes frock: I was assured that the costume I wore in my kindergarten theatrical debut in “The Basic Food Groups” had been donated to the Smithsonian. Heads will roll.
3. I, too, must confess that I’m strangely attracted to the Etruscan Urn dress, even though it has a kind of polygamist sect vibe to it.