Lenny Dykstra Charged with Grand Theft Auto

Lenny, Lenny, Lenny…In another bizzaro incident, former Mets and Phillies outfielder Lenny Dykstra has been charged with car theft and drug possession. According to L.A. county District Attorney’s office, Dykstra and two men were charged today with Grand Theft Auto, drug possession and identify theft. The Baseball player formerly known as Nails will face up to 12 years in prison if convicted…Prosecutors say Dykstra, his accountant and another friend illegally leased three luxury cars from a Southern California dealership by giving phony info…It’s inevitable that Lenny will either end up in Prison or a mental institution.-TO