When my mom was a mortician, I would hang out in the mortuary watching TV. Her boss showed me a guy who had retained water and drowned. His balls were the size of a grapefruit. Not the most pleasant thing to see at age 15. When you poked him, he moved like a water bed.

Yeah! Wore gloves of course. We also had a guy that almost exploded. He was in a state of decomposition after being left out in the sun. And he almost burst open. Didn't touch that guy, but lemme be the first to say: the smell of a rotting corpse is fucking terrible. If anyone knows that term used for the explode body thing, please let me know. There was an episode of Bones on it.