Scissor Sisters – pretty please come to Adelaide

This is a letter to those Filthy Gorgeous Scissor Sisters to beg them to come to Adelaide. They are coming to Australia but they are not coming to Adelaide. I haven’t got the resources and the babysitting to venture interstate to see them. Please please please come to Adelaide. Shrug off the Good Vibrations festival and vibrate your way to Adelaide to see your appreciative audience.

Come on, Take Your Mama to Adelaide and stay up late and make me Comfortably Numb. Please Scissor Sisters, I implore you!!!!