The other day this sexy bitch crawled into the drive-through window of an uptown New Orleans Burger King and robbed the place at gunpoint. After emptrying the registers she exited back through the drive-through window and drove away. Drag queens, trannies, and homos in general seem to be underrepresented when it comes to armed robbery, no? The police think that the suspect is a legitimately “a drag queen” (trans) because it was clear through her clothes, hair, and nails that she was actually trying to look pretty rather than just wearing a costume.The police think this means that it’ll be easy to track her down, since a 6’1 tranny isn’t exactly discreet. I don’t think that’s exactly true, if I knew who it was the last thing I’d do is snitch. Nobody got hurt, right? I hope she gets away with it, the queer mafia strikes again!