The NY Times has gotten ahold of the list of speakers scheduled to appear onstage at next week’s Republican National Convention, and holy fuck, it’s even more laughable than any of us thought it would or could be.

The list, which is subject to change, as obtained by The New York Times:

Night 2: A focus on the economy: Mr. White, president of the U.F.C.; Asa Hutchinson, the governor of Arkansas; Michael Mukasey, the former United States attorney general; Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn, a vice-presidential possibility; Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, the majority leader; Tiffany Trump; Donald Trump Jr. and Gov. Scott Walker of Wisconsin.