Harry Potter thinks he is an ordinary boy - until he is rescued by a beetle-eyed giant of a man, enrols at Hogwards School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, learns to play Quidditch and does battle in a deadly duel. The Reason: HARRY POTTER IS A WIZARD!

And it's Harry Potter and the *Philosopher's* Stone, none of this bloody 'Sorcerer' business. Dashed colonials don't even know their Alchemy 101.