Sunday, July 30, 2006

Me: So I'm going to be heading to Atlantic City in a few months, if anyone wants to join me on a weekend trip.Friend 1: But there's a catch.Friend 2: What catch?Me: I have tickets to a show, but it's not like anyone has to come with me to it....Friend 2: What show?Friend 3: Cher?Friend 4: Madonna?Friend 2: Streisand?Me: Wow, you guys think I'm totally this uber-stereotypical gay guy, don't you?

For the record, the show I'm seeing is (no surprise to longtime readers of this blog) Olivia Newton-John. Yeah, because ONJ is totally not stereotypically gay.