Tuesday, 16 December 2014

Going 2 Jail!

Iv always dreamt of going 2 jail!

I told u I'm WEIRD ryt?

Its always bn on my bucket list!

I just want 2 know wat it feels like 2 b arrested..those handcuffs clamped on my wrists, being shoved head first in2 a police car with d barricade just like in d American movies, but dis time instead of wiggling and struggling 2 b free, I'll b all smiles and a crowd wud b cheering 4 me. Chai!

The hosing down with cold water and d orange jumpsuit nice and crispy on my skin..