Website homepage: http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Puzzle 1: http://www.thechesswebsite.com/chess-puzzles/medium_puzzle1.php
Puzzle 2: http://www.thechesswebsite.com/chess-puzzles/easypuzzle7.php
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published:11 Feb 2011

views:32600

How to PlayChess. Who doesn't want to be a cool intellectual and play chess like a pro? This game definitely stands out from everything else and has tons of admirers all over the world. So do you want to join in and learn the basic rules and even some winning tricks and techniques? In that case, this video guide is what you’ve been looking for.
To win and become a true chess champion, your task is to checkmate your opponent's king. It may sound like a piece of cake, but it's way more complicated than you might think! Checkmate basically means putting the king in a position where he’ll be captured because he can't move or be protected by any other piece. The more of your opponent's pieces you capture, the easier it'll be to checkmate. Just don't focus all your energy on this. Your own king should be properly protected at all times so that your opponent can’t get to him.
To win and become a true chess champion, your task is to checkmate your opponent's king. It may sound like a piece of cake, but it's way more complicated than you might think! Checkmate basically means putting the king in a position where he’ll be captured because he can't move or be protected by any other piece. The more of your opponent's pieces you capture, the easier it'll be to checkmate. Just don't focus all your energy on this. Your own king should be properly protected at all times so that your opponent can’t get to him.
TIMESTAMPS
Introduction to chess 0:50
The rook 1:40
The “horse” or “knight” 2:25
The bishops 3:03
The king and queen 3:25
Pawns 4:34
How to win at chess 5:29
The strong points of all pieces 7:00
How to make your own rules on the chessboard 9:06
How to make an “en passant” move 10:27
How to do a “pawn promotion.” 11:20
How to make a “castling” move 11:47
Music: Staccato
https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music
SUMMARY
-A chessboard consists of 64 square spaces. There are files, which are the columns going up and down, pointing at you and your opponent and marked from A to H. And then there are ranks: the horizontal rows from 1 to 8.
-The rook is placed at the corners of the board, which are A1 and H1 for one player and A8 and H8 for the other. The best thing about rooks is that they can move any number of vacant squares both vertically and horizontally.
-Knights are placed on squares B1 and G1 for one player and B8 and G8 for the other. Unlike rooks, knights can jump over other pieces, and they're actually the only piece that can do that.
-Bishops can move over any number of free squares in a diagonal direction. Just like rooks, they can capture an opponent's piece standing in their way by stopping on that piece's square.
-You only get one queen (D1 for a white queen or D8 for a black queen), and she’s the most powerful piece on the board — basically the rook and bishop combined. The king's place is one of the 2 last empty squares: E1 and E8. The king isn't as powerful as the queen and can only move one square at a time horizontally, vertically, or diagonally.
-Pawns take the rows from A2 to H2 for one player and from A7 to H7 for the other. Pawns move one square forward with one exception: the first time they move, pawns can go forward either one or 2 squares.
-Checkmate basically means putting the king in a position where he’ll be captured because he can't move or be protected by any other piece. The more of your opponent's pieces you capture, the easier it'll be to checkmate.
-Pawns, for example, are stronger when they're together in chains to protect one another. Knights can control up to 8 squares, but when you put them near the edge this number gets cut in half. Bishops are at their strongest when they're on or near long diagonals - they can control more squares. Rooks have the most power in open files.
-If you want to make your own rules on the chessboard and be the main force of the game, try to control the center of the board. Your opening can help you do that: a D or E pawn is a great way to start and open the center of the board.
-“En passant” is a special capture move that a pawn can make. If you're playing with white, your pawn must be on the fifth rank for it, and it's the fourth rank for black.
-If a pawn reaches the far side of the board, which is the eighth rank for white and the first rank for black, it must immediately be promoted to any other piece (except for the king).
-To make the “castling” move, move your king 2 squares toward any rook, and then hop that rook over the king so it lands on the square next to the king.
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The KingsIndian Defense is a very common and strong defense from black that looks to fortify his king side safety and then counter attack white's central control of the board. This is not an aggressive defense from black but still very effective and seen quite often at high level play.
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published:24 Apr 2010

views:389114

The Bird's Opening is the 6th most popular opening, although rarely played in comparison. White tries to focus on the center by controlling the dark squares while black tries to focus on the light squares.
Make sure to check out more great chess content at: http://www.thechesswebsite.com
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

published:10 Jul 2009

views:245627

The Decoy is one of the first things that a chess player should look for in a position. You always want to make decoys to allow yourself to go after your target.
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Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

published:23 Mar 2010

views:293536

The Scotch Game is a very useful chess alternative for the Ruy Lopez that usually takes place with the first 2 moves. We will analyze the Scotch Game's main lines and go over some of the key concepts that you should know when playing this game either as white or black.
Make sure to check out more great chess content at: http://www.thechesswebsite.com
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

http://www.thechesswebsite.com
This is a remake of an older video that had poor sound quality. We take a look at one of the most important concepts in chess: open and closed games. We see how to tell which game which and how our minor pieces are affected by the type of game.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

published:11 Dec 2009

views:349167

Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com
Make sure to check out more great chess content at: http://www.thechesswebsite.com
This middle game strategy will focus on different themes that you should think about in your chess game about when to attack the f7 square and when you should not focus your attack on the f7 square.

published:16 May 2010

views:200213

The ViennaGame is one of the most fundamentally sound openings in chess and gives an e4 player many different variations when black responds with e5. It doesn't matter if you are aggressive or not, this opening might just be what you need to take your chess game to the next level. For those players familiar with the Kings Gambit, this opening will feel just like home as it has many variations that transpose into many Kings Gambit lines.
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Chess

Chess is a two-player board game played on a chessboard, a checkered gameboard with 64squares arranged in an eight-by-eight grid. Chess is played by millions of people worldwide, both amateurs and professionals.

Each player begins the game with 16 pieces: one king, one queen, two rooks, two knights, two bishops, and eight pawns. Each of the six piece types moves differently. The most powerful piece is the queen and the least powerful piece is the pawn. The objective is to 'checkmate' the opponent's king by placing it under an inescapable threat of capture. To this end, a player's pieces are used to attack and capture the opponent's pieces, while supporting their own. In addition to checkmate, the game can be won by voluntary resignation by the opponent, which typically occurs when too much material is lost, or if checkmate appears unavoidable. A game may also result in a draw in several ways.

Chess is believed to have originated in India, some time before the 7th century; the Indian game of chaturanga is also the likely ancestor of xiangqi and shogi. The pieces took on their current powers in Spain in the late 15th century; the rules were finally standardized in the 19th century.

Chess annotation symbols

When annotating chess games, commentators frequently use widely recognized annotation symbols. Question marks and exclamation points that denote a move as bad or good are ubiquitous in chess literature. Some publications intended for an international audience, such as the Chess Informant have a wide range of additional symbols that transcend language barriers.

The common symbols for evaluating the merits of a move are "??", "?", "?!", "!?", "!", and "!!". In these cases, the corresponding symbol is juxtaposed in the text immediately after the move (e.g. Re7? or Kh1!?, see algebraic chess notation).

Use of these annotation symbols is subjective, as different annotators use the same symbols differently. Moreover, an annotator's use of symbols is often influenced by the player's strength: a positional misjudgment that an annotator might give a "??" if played by a strong grandmaster might pass unremarked if played by a beginner.

Annotators' use of punctuation also may possibly be influenced by the result of the game (regardless of the actual quality of the move); one possible example came in the 11th game of the 1972 World Championship, when Spassky played an unexpected move, 14.Nb1, retreating the knight to its initial square. Spassky won the game, and several annotators gave the move two exclamation points. Edmar Mednis asserted that if Spassky had lost the game, the move would likely have been given two question marks instead.

Computer chess

Computer chess is computer architecture encompassing hardware and software capable of playing chess autonomously without human guidance. Computer chess acts as solo entertainment (allowing players to practice and to better themselves when no sufficiently strong human opponents are available), as aids to chess analysis, for computer chess competitions, and as research to provide insights into human cognition.

Current chess engines are able to defeat even the strongest human players under normal conditions. Whether computation could ever solve chess remains an open question.

Availability

Chess-playing computers are now accessible to the average consumer. From the mid-1970s to the present day, dedicated chess computers have been available for purchase. There are many chess engines such as Stockfish, Crafty, Fruit and GNU Chess that can be downloaded from the Internet for free. These engines are able to play a game that, when run on an up-to-date personal computer, can defeat most master players under tournament conditions. Top programs such as the proprietaryShredder or Fritz or the open source program Stockfish have surpassed even world champion caliber players at blitz and short time controls. In October 2008 Rybka was rated top in the CCRL,CEGT, CSS,SSDF, and WBEC rating lists and has won many recent official computer chess tournaments such as CCT 8 and 9, the 2006 Dutch Open Computer Championship, the 16th IPCCC, and the 15th World Computer Chess Championship. As of February 03, 2016, Stockfish is the top rated chess program on the IPON rating list.

Chess opening

A chess opening is the group of initial moves of a chessgame. Recognized sequences of initial moves are referred to as openings by White, or defenses by Black, but opening is also used as the general term. There are many dozens of different openings, and hundreds of named variants. The Oxford Companion to Chess lists 1,327 named openings and variants. These vary widely in character from quiet positional play to wild tactical play. In addition to referring to specific move sequences, the opening is the first phase of a chess game, the other phases being the middlegame and the endgame.

A sequence of opening moves that is considered standard (often catalogued in a reference work such as the Encyclopaedia of Chess Openings) is referred to as "the book moves", or simply "book". These reference works often present these move sequences in simple algebraic notation, opening trees, or theory tables. When a game begins to deviate from known opening theory, the players are said to be "out of book". In some opening lines, the moves considered best for both sides have been worked out for twenty to twenty-five moves or more. Some analysis goes to thirty or thirty-five moves, as in the classical King's Indian Defense and in the Sveshnikov and Najdorf variations of the Sicilian Defense. Professional chess players spend years studying openings, and continue doing so throughout their careers, as opening theory continues to evolve. Players at the club level also study openings but the importance of the opening phase is smaller there since games are rarely decided in the opening. The study of openings can become unbalanced if it is to the exclusion of tactical training and middlegame and endgame strategy.

Scotch Game

The Scotch Game, or Scotch Opening, is a chess opening that begins with the moves:

Ercole del Rio, in his 1750 treatiseSopra il giuoco degli Scacchi, Osservazioni pratiche d’anonimo Autore Modenese ("On the game of Chess, practical Observations by an anonymous Modenese Author"), was the first author to mention what is now called the Scotch Game. The opening received its name from a correspondence match in 1824 between Edinburgh and London. Popular in the 19th century, by 1900 the Scotch had lost favour among top players because it was thought to release the central tension too early and allow Black to equalise without difficulty. More recently, grandmastersGarry Kasparov and Jan Timman helped to re-popularize the Scotch when they used it as a surprise weapon to avoid the well-analysed Ruy Lopez.

Analysis

White aims to dominate the centre by exchanging his d-pawn for Black's e-pawn. Black usually plays 3...exd4, as he has no good way to maintain his pawn on e5 (this same position can be reached by transposition from the Centre Game 1.e4 e5 2.d4 exd4 3.Nf3 Nc6). After 3...d6, White is better after 4.dxe5 dxe5 5.Qxd8+ Kxd8 6.Bc4, or he may simply play 4.Bb5, when 4...exd4 5.Nxd4 Bd7 transposes to the Steinitz Defense in the Ruy Lopez.

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Chess Puzzle Explanations

Website homepage: http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Puzzle 1: http://www.thechesswebsite.com/chess-puzzles/medium_puzzle1.php
Puzzle 2: http://www.thechesswebsite.com/chess-puzzles/easypuzzle7.php
FacebookPage: http://www.facebook.com/PlayChess?v=wall
Software in this video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

12:46

How to Play Chess: The Complete Guide for Beginners

How to Play Chess: The Complete Guide for Beginners

How to Play Chess: The Complete Guide for Beginners

How to PlayChess. Who doesn't want to be a cool intellectual and play chess like a pro? This game definitely stands out from everything else and has tons of admirers all over the world. So do you want to join in and learn the basic rules and even some winning tricks and techniques? In that case, this video guide is what you’ve been looking for.
To win and become a true chess champion, your task is to checkmate your opponent's king. It may sound like a piece of cake, but it's way more complicated than you might think! Checkmate basically means putting the king in a position where he’ll be captured because he can't move or be protected by any other piece. The more of your opponent's pieces you capture, the easier it'll be to checkmate. Just don't focus all your energy on this. Your own king should be properly protected at all times so that your opponent can’t get to him.
To win and become a true chess champion, your task is to checkmate your opponent's king. It may sound like a piece of cake, but it's way more complicated than you might think! Checkmate basically means putting the king in a position where he’ll be captured because he can't move or be protected by any other piece. The more of your opponent's pieces you capture, the easier it'll be to checkmate. Just don't focus all your energy on this. Your own king should be properly protected at all times so that your opponent can’t get to him.
TIMESTAMPS
Introduction to chess 0:50
The rook 1:40
The “horse” or “knight” 2:25
The bishops 3:03
The king and queen 3:25
Pawns 4:34
How to win at chess 5:29
The strong points of all pieces 7:00
How to make your own rules on the chessboard 9:06
How to make an “en passant” move 10:27
How to do a “pawn promotion.” 11:20
How to make a “castling” move 11:47
Music: Staccato
https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music
SUMMARY
-A chessboard consists of 64 square spaces. There are files, which are the columns going up and down, pointing at you and your opponent and marked from A to H. And then there are ranks: the horizontal rows from 1 to 8.
-The rook is placed at the corners of the board, which are A1 and H1 for one player and A8 and H8 for the other. The best thing about rooks is that they can move any number of vacant squares both vertically and horizontally.
-Knights are placed on squares B1 and G1 for one player and B8 and G8 for the other. Unlike rooks, knights can jump over other pieces, and they're actually the only piece that can do that.
-Bishops can move over any number of free squares in a diagonal direction. Just like rooks, they can capture an opponent's piece standing in their way by stopping on that piece's square.
-You only get one queen (D1 for a white queen or D8 for a black queen), and she’s the most powerful piece on the board — basically the rook and bishop combined. The king's place is one of the 2 last empty squares: E1 and E8. The king isn't as powerful as the queen and can only move one square at a time horizontally, vertically, or diagonally.
-Pawns take the rows from A2 to H2 for one player and from A7 to H7 for the other. Pawns move one square forward with one exception: the first time they move, pawns can go forward either one or 2 squares.
-Checkmate basically means putting the king in a position where he’ll be captured because he can't move or be protected by any other piece. The more of your opponent's pieces you capture, the easier it'll be to checkmate.
-Pawns, for example, are stronger when they're together in chains to protect one another. Knights can control up to 8 squares, but when you put them near the edge this number gets cut in half. Bishops are at their strongest when they're on or near long diagonals - they can control more squares. Rooks have the most power in open files.
-If you want to make your own rules on the chessboard and be the main force of the game, try to control the center of the board. Your opening can help you do that: a D or E pawn is a great way to start and open the center of the board.
-“En passant” is a special capture move that a pawn can make. If you're playing with white, your pawn must be on the fifth rank for it, and it's the fourth rank for black.
-If a pawn reaches the far side of the board, which is the eighth rank for white and the first rank for black, it must immediately be promoted to any other piece (except for the king).
-To make the “castling” move, move your king 2 squares toward any rook, and then hop that rook over the king so it lands on the square next to the king.
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Chess Openings: Kings Indian Defense

The KingsIndian Defense is a very common and strong defense from black that looks to fortify his king side safety and then counter attack white's central control of the board. This is not an aggressive defense from black but still very effective and seen quite often at high level play.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

8:54

Chess Openings- Birds Opening

Chess Openings- Birds Opening

Chess Openings- Birds Opening

The Bird's Opening is the 6th most popular opening, although rarely played in comparison. White tries to focus on the center by controlling the dark squares while black tries to focus on the light squares.
Make sure to check out more great chess content at: http://www.thechesswebsite.com
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

9:30

Chess Tactics: Decoy

Chess Tactics: Decoy

Chess Tactics: Decoy

The Decoy is one of the first things that a chess player should look for in a position. You always want to make decoys to allow yourself to go after your target.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

9:35

Chess Openings- Scotch Game

Chess Openings- Scotch Game

Chess Openings- Scotch Game

The Scotch Game is a very useful chess alternative for the Ruy Lopez that usually takes place with the first 2 moves. We will analyze the Scotch Game's main lines and go over some of the key concepts that you should know when playing this game either as white or black.
Make sure to check out more great chess content at: http://www.thechesswebsite.com
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

Chess Strategy- Open vs Closed Games

http://www.thechesswebsite.com
This is a remake of an older video that had poor sound quality. We take a look at one of the most important concepts in chess: open and closed games. We see how to tell which game which and how our minor pieces are affected by the type of game.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

9:55

Chess MIddle Game Strategy: Attacking f7

Chess MIddle Game Strategy: Attacking f7

Chess MIddle Game Strategy: Attacking f7

Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com
Make sure to check out more great chess content at: http://www.thechesswebsite.com
This middle game strategy will focus on different themes that you should think about in your chess game about when to attack the f7 square and when you should not focus your attack on the f7 square.

17:00

Chess Opening - Vienna Game

Chess Opening - Vienna Game

Chess Opening - Vienna Game

The ViennaGame is one of the most fundamentally sound openings in chess and gives an e4 player many different variations when black responds with e5. It doesn't matter if you are aggressive or not, this opening might just be what you need to take your chess game to the next level. For those players familiar with the Kings Gambit, this opening will feel just like home as it has many variations that transpose into many Kings Gambit lines.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
The software in this video is brought to you by www.chesscentral.com and www.chessok.com

9:39

Chess Openings: Scandinavian Defense

Chess Openings: Scandinavian Defense

Chess Openings: Scandinavian Defense

One of the oldest chess openings, the scandinavian defense, black immediately challenges the center from white's e4 with d5. After white recaptures black has two options to respond. Black can immediately recapture with his queen and reach equality in material or play Nf6 and try to gain a spacial and developmental advantage. If black chooses for Nf6 both sides need to keep their eyes open as there are many small traps that both sides can fall for that will destroy their position.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

9:55

Chess Openings: Grunfeld Defense

Chess Openings: Grunfeld Defense

Chess Openings: Grunfeld Defense

The Grunfeld Defense is one of the most popular chess defenses against the d4 opening from white. Black looks to play a hypermodern defense by allowing white to control the center of the board and counterattack the center with this minor pieces. White much be careful and defend properly or his center control will vanish. White also has the option to decline and continue with a more aggressive line.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

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Chess Puzzle Explanations

Website homepage: http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Puzzle 1: http://www.thechesswebsite.com/chess-puzzles/medium_puzzle1.php
Puzzle 2: http://www.thechesswebsite.com/chess-puzzles/easypuzzle7.php
FacebookPage: http://www.facebook.com/PlayChess?v=wall
Software in this video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

published: 11 Feb 2011

How to Play Chess: The Complete Guide for Beginners

How to PlayChess. Who doesn't want to be a cool intellectual and play chess like a pro? This game definitely stands out from everything else and has tons of admirers all over the world. So do you want to join in and learn the basic rules and even some winning tricks and techniques? In that case, this video guide is what you’ve been looking for.
To win and become a true chess champion, your task is to checkmate your opponent's king. It may sound like a piece of cake, but it's way more complicated than you might think! Checkmate basically means putting the king in a position where he’ll be captured because he can't move or be protected by any other piece. The more of your opponent's pieces you capture, the easier it'll be to checkmate. Just don't focus all your energy on this. Your own kin...

Chess Openings: Kings Indian Defense

The KingsIndian Defense is a very common and strong defense from black that looks to fortify his king side safety and then counter attack white's central control of the board. This is not an aggressive defense from black but still very effective and seen quite often at high level play.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

published: 24 Apr 2010

Chess Openings- Birds Opening

The Bird's Opening is the 6th most popular opening, although rarely played in comparison. White tries to focus on the center by controlling the dark squares while black tries to focus on the light squares.
Make sure to check out more great chess content at: http://www.thechesswebsite.com
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

published: 10 Jul 2009

Chess Tactics: Decoy

The Decoy is one of the first things that a chess player should look for in a position. You always want to make decoys to allow yourself to go after your target.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

published: 23 Mar 2010

Chess Openings- Scotch Game

The Scotch Game is a very useful chess alternative for the Ruy Lopez that usually takes place with the first 2 moves. We will analyze the Scotch Game's main lines and go over some of the key concepts that you should know when playing this game either as white or black.
Make sure to check out more great chess content at: http://www.thechesswebsite.com
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

Chess Strategy- Open vs Closed Games

http://www.thechesswebsite.com
This is a remake of an older video that had poor sound quality. We take a look at one of the most important concepts in chess: open and closed games. We see how to tell which game which and how our minor pieces are affected by the type of game.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

published: 11 Dec 2009

Chess MIddle Game Strategy: Attacking f7

Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com
Make sure to check out more great chess content at: http://www.thechesswebsite.com
This middle game strategy will focus on different themes that you should think about in your chess game about when to attack the f7 square and when you should not focus your attack on the f7 square.

published: 16 May 2010

Chess Opening - Vienna Game

The ViennaGame is one of the most fundamentally sound openings in chess and gives an e4 player many different variations when black responds with e5. It doesn't matter if you are aggressive or not, this opening might just be what you need to take your chess game to the next level. For those players familiar with the Kings Gambit, this opening will feel just like home as it has many variations that transpose into many Kings Gambit lines.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
The software in this video is brought to you by www.chesscentral.com and www.chessok.com

published: 30 Jan 2011

Chess Openings: Scandinavian Defense

One of the oldest chess openings, the scandinavian defense, black immediately challenges the center from white's e4 with d5. After white recaptures black has two options to respond. Black can immediately recapture with his queen and reach equality in material or play Nf6 and try to gain a spacial and developmental advantage. If black chooses for Nf6 both sides need to keep their eyes open as there are many small traps that both sides can fall for that will destroy their position.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

published: 09 Sep 2009

Chess Openings: Grunfeld Defense

The Grunfeld Defense is one of the most popular chess defenses against the d4 opening from white. Black looks to play a hypermodern defense by allowing white to control the center of the board and counterattack the center with this minor pieces. White much be careful and defend properly or his center control will vanish. White also has the option to decline and continue with a more aggressive line.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

How to Play Chess: The Complete Guide for Beginners

How to PlayChess. Who doesn't want to be a cool intellectual and play chess like a pro? This game definitely stands out from everything else and has tons of ad...

How to PlayChess. Who doesn't want to be a cool intellectual and play chess like a pro? This game definitely stands out from everything else and has tons of admirers all over the world. So do you want to join in and learn the basic rules and even some winning tricks and techniques? In that case, this video guide is what you’ve been looking for.
To win and become a true chess champion, your task is to checkmate your opponent's king. It may sound like a piece of cake, but it's way more complicated than you might think! Checkmate basically means putting the king in a position where he’ll be captured because he can't move or be protected by any other piece. The more of your opponent's pieces you capture, the easier it'll be to checkmate. Just don't focus all your energy on this. Your own king should be properly protected at all times so that your opponent can’t get to him.
To win and become a true chess champion, your task is to checkmate your opponent's king. It may sound like a piece of cake, but it's way more complicated than you might think! Checkmate basically means putting the king in a position where he’ll be captured because he can't move or be protected by any other piece. The more of your opponent's pieces you capture, the easier it'll be to checkmate. Just don't focus all your energy on this. Your own king should be properly protected at all times so that your opponent can’t get to him.
TIMESTAMPS
Introduction to chess 0:50
The rook 1:40
The “horse” or “knight” 2:25
The bishops 3:03
The king and queen 3:25
Pawns 4:34
How to win at chess 5:29
The strong points of all pieces 7:00
How to make your own rules on the chessboard 9:06
How to make an “en passant” move 10:27
How to do a “pawn promotion.” 11:20
How to make a “castling” move 11:47
Music: Staccato
https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music
SUMMARY
-A chessboard consists of 64 square spaces. There are files, which are the columns going up and down, pointing at you and your opponent and marked from A to H. And then there are ranks: the horizontal rows from 1 to 8.
-The rook is placed at the corners of the board, which are A1 and H1 for one player and A8 and H8 for the other. The best thing about rooks is that they can move any number of vacant squares both vertically and horizontally.
-Knights are placed on squares B1 and G1 for one player and B8 and G8 for the other. Unlike rooks, knights can jump over other pieces, and they're actually the only piece that can do that.
-Bishops can move over any number of free squares in a diagonal direction. Just like rooks, they can capture an opponent's piece standing in their way by stopping on that piece's square.
-You only get one queen (D1 for a white queen or D8 for a black queen), and she’s the most powerful piece on the board — basically the rook and bishop combined. The king's place is one of the 2 last empty squares: E1 and E8. The king isn't as powerful as the queen and can only move one square at a time horizontally, vertically, or diagonally.
-Pawns take the rows from A2 to H2 for one player and from A7 to H7 for the other. Pawns move one square forward with one exception: the first time they move, pawns can go forward either one or 2 squares.
-Checkmate basically means putting the king in a position where he’ll be captured because he can't move or be protected by any other piece. The more of your opponent's pieces you capture, the easier it'll be to checkmate.
-Pawns, for example, are stronger when they're together in chains to protect one another. Knights can control up to 8 squares, but when you put them near the edge this number gets cut in half. Bishops are at their strongest when they're on or near long diagonals - they can control more squares. Rooks have the most power in open files.
-If you want to make your own rules on the chessboard and be the main force of the game, try to control the center of the board. Your opening can help you do that: a D or E pawn is a great way to start and open the center of the board.
-“En passant” is a special capture move that a pawn can make. If you're playing with white, your pawn must be on the fifth rank for it, and it's the fourth rank for black.
-If a pawn reaches the far side of the board, which is the eighth rank for white and the first rank for black, it must immediately be promoted to any other piece (except for the king).
-To make the “castling” move, move your king 2 squares toward any rook, and then hop that rook over the king so it lands on the square next to the king.
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How to PlayChess. Who doesn't want to be a cool intellectual and play chess like a pro? This game definitely stands out from everything else and has tons of admirers all over the world. So do you want to join in and learn the basic rules and even some winning tricks and techniques? In that case, this video guide is what you’ve been looking for.
To win and become a true chess champion, your task is to checkmate your opponent's king. It may sound like a piece of cake, but it's way more complicated than you might think! Checkmate basically means putting the king in a position where he’ll be captured because he can't move or be protected by any other piece. The more of your opponent's pieces you capture, the easier it'll be to checkmate. Just don't focus all your energy on this. Your own king should be properly protected at all times so that your opponent can’t get to him.
To win and become a true chess champion, your task is to checkmate your opponent's king. It may sound like a piece of cake, but it's way more complicated than you might think! Checkmate basically means putting the king in a position where he’ll be captured because he can't move or be protected by any other piece. The more of your opponent's pieces you capture, the easier it'll be to checkmate. Just don't focus all your energy on this. Your own king should be properly protected at all times so that your opponent can’t get to him.
TIMESTAMPS
Introduction to chess 0:50
The rook 1:40
The “horse” or “knight” 2:25
The bishops 3:03
The king and queen 3:25
Pawns 4:34
How to win at chess 5:29
The strong points of all pieces 7:00
How to make your own rules on the chessboard 9:06
How to make an “en passant” move 10:27
How to do a “pawn promotion.” 11:20
How to make a “castling” move 11:47
Music: Staccato
https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music
SUMMARY
-A chessboard consists of 64 square spaces. There are files, which are the columns going up and down, pointing at you and your opponent and marked from A to H. And then there are ranks: the horizontal rows from 1 to 8.
-The rook is placed at the corners of the board, which are A1 and H1 for one player and A8 and H8 for the other. The best thing about rooks is that they can move any number of vacant squares both vertically and horizontally.
-Knights are placed on squares B1 and G1 for one player and B8 and G8 for the other. Unlike rooks, knights can jump over other pieces, and they're actually the only piece that can do that.
-Bishops can move over any number of free squares in a diagonal direction. Just like rooks, they can capture an opponent's piece standing in their way by stopping on that piece's square.
-You only get one queen (D1 for a white queen or D8 for a black queen), and she’s the most powerful piece on the board — basically the rook and bishop combined. The king's place is one of the 2 last empty squares: E1 and E8. The king isn't as powerful as the queen and can only move one square at a time horizontally, vertically, or diagonally.
-Pawns take the rows from A2 to H2 for one player and from A7 to H7 for the other. Pawns move one square forward with one exception: the first time they move, pawns can go forward either one or 2 squares.
-Checkmate basically means putting the king in a position where he’ll be captured because he can't move or be protected by any other piece. The more of your opponent's pieces you capture, the easier it'll be to checkmate.
-Pawns, for example, are stronger when they're together in chains to protect one another. Knights can control up to 8 squares, but when you put them near the edge this number gets cut in half. Bishops are at their strongest when they're on or near long diagonals - they can control more squares. Rooks have the most power in open files.
-If you want to make your own rules on the chessboard and be the main force of the game, try to control the center of the board. Your opening can help you do that: a D or E pawn is a great way to start and open the center of the board.
-“En passant” is a special capture move that a pawn can make. If you're playing with white, your pawn must be on the fifth rank for it, and it's the fourth rank for black.
-If a pawn reaches the far side of the board, which is the eighth rank for white and the first rank for black, it must immediately be promoted to any other piece (except for the king).
-To make the “castling” move, move your king 2 squares toward any rook, and then hop that rook over the king so it lands on the square next to the king.
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Chess Openings: Kings Indian Defense

The KingsIndian Defense is a very common and strong defense from black that looks to fortify his king side safety and then counter attack white's central contr...

The KingsIndian Defense is a very common and strong defense from black that looks to fortify his king side safety and then counter attack white's central control of the board. This is not an aggressive defense from black but still very effective and seen quite often at high level play.
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Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

The KingsIndian Defense is a very common and strong defense from black that looks to fortify his king side safety and then counter attack white's central control of the board. This is not an aggressive defense from black but still very effective and seen quite often at high level play.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

Chess Openings- Birds Opening

The Bird's Opening is the 6th most popular opening, although rarely played in comparison. White tries to focus on the center by controlling the dark squares wh...

The Bird's Opening is the 6th most popular opening, although rarely played in comparison. White tries to focus on the center by controlling the dark squares while black tries to focus on the light squares.
Make sure to check out more great chess content at: http://www.thechesswebsite.com
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

The Bird's Opening is the 6th most popular opening, although rarely played in comparison. White tries to focus on the center by controlling the dark squares while black tries to focus on the light squares.
Make sure to check out more great chess content at: http://www.thechesswebsite.com
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

Chess Tactics: Decoy

The Decoy is one of the first things that a chess player should look for in a position. You always want to make decoys to allow yourself to go after your targe...

The Decoy is one of the first things that a chess player should look for in a position. You always want to make decoys to allow yourself to go after your target.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

The Decoy is one of the first things that a chess player should look for in a position. You always want to make decoys to allow yourself to go after your target.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

Chess Openings- Scotch Game

The Scotch Game is a very useful chess alternative for the Ruy Lopez that usually takes place with the first 2 moves. We will analyze the Scotch Game's main li...

The Scotch Game is a very useful chess alternative for the Ruy Lopez that usually takes place with the first 2 moves. We will analyze the Scotch Game's main lines and go over some of the key concepts that you should know when playing this game either as white or black.
Make sure to check out more great chess content at: http://www.thechesswebsite.com
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

The Scotch Game is a very useful chess alternative for the Ruy Lopez that usually takes place with the first 2 moves. We will analyze the Scotch Game's main lines and go over some of the key concepts that you should know when playing this game either as white or black.
Make sure to check out more great chess content at: http://www.thechesswebsite.com
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

Chess Strategy- Open vs Closed Games

http://www.thechesswebsite.com
This is a remake of an older video that had poor sound quality. We take a look at one of the most important concepts in chess...

http://www.thechesswebsite.com
This is a remake of an older video that had poor sound quality. We take a look at one of the most important concepts in chess: open and closed games. We see how to tell which game which and how our minor pieces are affected by the type of game.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

http://www.thechesswebsite.com
This is a remake of an older video that had poor sound quality. We take a look at one of the most important concepts in chess: open and closed games. We see how to tell which game which and how our minor pieces are affected by the type of game.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

Chess MIddle Game Strategy: Attacking f7

Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com
Make sure to check out more great chess content at: ht...

Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com
Make sure to check out more great chess content at: http://www.thechesswebsite.com
This middle game strategy will focus on different themes that you should think about in your chess game about when to attack the f7 square and when you should not focus your attack on the f7 square.

Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com
Make sure to check out more great chess content at: http://www.thechesswebsite.com
This middle game strategy will focus on different themes that you should think about in your chess game about when to attack the f7 square and when you should not focus your attack on the f7 square.

Chess Opening - Vienna Game

The ViennaGame is one of the most fundamentally sound openings in chess and gives an e4 player many different variations when black responds with e5. It doesn'...

The ViennaGame is one of the most fundamentally sound openings in chess and gives an e4 player many different variations when black responds with e5. It doesn't matter if you are aggressive or not, this opening might just be what you need to take your chess game to the next level. For those players familiar with the Kings Gambit, this opening will feel just like home as it has many variations that transpose into many Kings Gambit lines.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
The software in this video is brought to you by www.chesscentral.com and www.chessok.com

The ViennaGame is one of the most fundamentally sound openings in chess and gives an e4 player many different variations when black responds with e5. It doesn't matter if you are aggressive or not, this opening might just be what you need to take your chess game to the next level. For those players familiar with the Kings Gambit, this opening will feel just like home as it has many variations that transpose into many Kings Gambit lines.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
The software in this video is brought to you by www.chesscentral.com and www.chessok.com

Chess Openings: Scandinavian Defense

One of the oldest chess openings, the scandinavian defense, black immediately challenges the center from white's e4 with d5. After white recaptures black has t...

One of the oldest chess openings, the scandinavian defense, black immediately challenges the center from white's e4 with d5. After white recaptures black has two options to respond. Black can immediately recapture with his queen and reach equality in material or play Nf6 and try to gain a spacial and developmental advantage. If black chooses for Nf6 both sides need to keep their eyes open as there are many small traps that both sides can fall for that will destroy their position.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

One of the oldest chess openings, the scandinavian defense, black immediately challenges the center from white's e4 with d5. After white recaptures black has two options to respond. Black can immediately recapture with his queen and reach equality in material or play Nf6 and try to gain a spacial and developmental advantage. If black chooses for Nf6 both sides need to keep their eyes open as there are many small traps that both sides can fall for that will destroy their position.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

Chess Openings: Grunfeld Defense

The Grunfeld Defense is one of the most popular chess defenses against the d4 opening from white. Black looks to play a hypermodern defense by allowing white t...

The Grunfeld Defense is one of the most popular chess defenses against the d4 opening from white. Black looks to play a hypermodern defense by allowing white to control the center of the board and counterattack the center with this minor pieces. White much be careful and defend properly or his center control will vanish. White also has the option to decline and continue with a more aggressive line.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

The Grunfeld Defense is one of the most popular chess defenses against the d4 opening from white. Black looks to play a hypermodern defense by allowing white to control the center of the board and counterattack the center with this minor pieces. White much be careful and defend properly or his center control will vanish. White also has the option to decline and continue with a more aggressive line.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

How to Play Chess: The Complete Guide for Beginners

How to PlayChess. Who doesn't want to be a cool intellectual and play chess like a pro? This game definitely stands out from everything else and has tons of admirers all over the world. So do you want to join in and learn the basic rules and even some winning tricks and techniques? In that case, this video guide is what you’ve been looking for.
To win and become a true chess champion, your task is to checkmate your opponent's king. It may sound like a piece of cake, but it's way more complicated than you might think! Checkmate basically means putting the king in a position where he’ll be captured because he can't move or be protected by any other piece. The more of your opponent's pieces you capture, the easier it'll be to checkmate. Just don't focus all your energy on this. Your own king should be properly protected at all times so that your opponent can’t get to him.
To win and become a true chess champion, your task is to checkmate your opponent's king. It may sound like a piece of cake, but it's way more complicated than you might think! Checkmate basically means putting the king in a position where he’ll be captured because he can't move or be protected by any other piece. The more of your opponent's pieces you capture, the easier it'll be to checkmate. Just don't focus all your energy on this. Your own king should be properly protected at all times so that your opponent can’t get to him.
TIMESTAMPS
Introduction to chess 0:50
The rook 1:40
The “horse” or “knight” 2:25
The bishops 3:03
The king and queen 3:25
Pawns 4:34
How to win at chess 5:29
The strong points of all pieces 7:00
How to make your own rules on the chessboard 9:06
How to make an “en passant” move 10:27
How to do a “pawn promotion.” 11:20
How to make a “castling” move 11:47
Music: Staccato
https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music
SUMMARY
-A chessboard consists of 64 square spaces. There are files, which are the columns going up and down, pointing at you and your opponent and marked from A to H. And then there are ranks: the horizontal rows from 1 to 8.
-The rook is placed at the corners of the board, which are A1 and H1 for one player and A8 and H8 for the other. The best thing about rooks is that they can move any number of vacant squares both vertically and horizontally.
-Knights are placed on squares B1 and G1 for one player and B8 and G8 for the other. Unlike rooks, knights can jump over other pieces, and they're actually the only piece that can do that.
-Bishops can move over any number of free squares in a diagonal direction. Just like rooks, they can capture an opponent's piece standing in their way by stopping on that piece's square.
-You only get one queen (D1 for a white queen or D8 for a black queen), and she’s the most powerful piece on the board — basically the rook and bishop combined. The king's place is one of the 2 last empty squares: E1 and E8. The king isn't as powerful as the queen and can only move one square at a time horizontally, vertically, or diagonally.
-Pawns take the rows from A2 to H2 for one player and from A7 to H7 for the other. Pawns move one square forward with one exception: the first time they move, pawns can go forward either one or 2 squares.
-Checkmate basically means putting the king in a position where he’ll be captured because he can't move or be protected by any other piece. The more of your opponent's pieces you capture, the easier it'll be to checkmate.
-Pawns, for example, are stronger when they're together in chains to protect one another. Knights can control up to 8 squares, but when you put them near the edge this number gets cut in half. Bishops are at their strongest when they're on or near long diagonals - they can control more squares. Rooks have the most power in open files.
-If you want to make your own rules on the chessboard and be the main force of the game, try to control the center of the board. Your opening can help you do that: a D or E pawn is a great way to start and open the center of the board.
-“En passant” is a special capture move that a pawn can make. If you're playing with white, your pawn must be on the fifth rank for it, and it's the fourth rank for black.
-If a pawn reaches the far side of the board, which is the eighth rank for white and the first rank for black, it must immediately be promoted to any other piece (except for the king).
-To make the “castling” move, move your king 2 squares toward any rook, and then hop that rook over the king so it lands on the square next to the king.
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Chess Openings: Kings Indian Defense

The KingsIndian Defense is a very common and strong defense from black that looks to fortify his king side safety and then counter attack white's central control of the board. This is not an aggressive defense from black but still very effective and seen quite often at high level play.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

Chess Openings- Birds Opening

The Bird's Opening is the 6th most popular opening, although rarely played in comparison. White tries to focus on the center by controlling the dark squares while black tries to focus on the light squares.
Make sure to check out more great chess content at: http://www.thechesswebsite.com
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

Chess Tactics: Decoy

The Decoy is one of the first things that a chess player should look for in a position. You always want to make decoys to allow yourself to go after your target.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

Chess Openings- Scotch Game

The Scotch Game is a very useful chess alternative for the Ruy Lopez that usually takes place with the first 2 moves. We will analyze the Scotch Game's main lines and go over some of the key concepts that you should know when playing this game either as white or black.
Make sure to check out more great chess content at: http://www.thechesswebsite.com
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

Chess Strategy- Open vs Closed Games

http://www.thechesswebsite.com
This is a remake of an older video that had poor sound quality. We take a look at one of the most important concepts in chess: open and closed games. We see how to tell which game which and how our minor pieces are affected by the type of game.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

Chess MIddle Game Strategy: Attacking f7

Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com
Make sure to check out more great chess content at: http://www.thechesswebsite.com
This middle game strategy will focus on different themes that you should think about in your chess game about when to attack the f7 square and when you should not focus your attack on the f7 square.

Chess Opening - Vienna Game

The ViennaGame is one of the most fundamentally sound openings in chess and gives an e4 player many different variations when black responds with e5. It doesn't matter if you are aggressive or not, this opening might just be what you need to take your chess game to the next level. For those players familiar with the Kings Gambit, this opening will feel just like home as it has many variations that transpose into many Kings Gambit lines.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
The software in this video is brought to you by www.chesscentral.com and www.chessok.com

Chess Openings: Scandinavian Defense

One of the oldest chess openings, the scandinavian defense, black immediately challenges the center from white's e4 with d5. After white recaptures black has two options to respond. Black can immediately recapture with his queen and reach equality in material or play Nf6 and try to gain a spacial and developmental advantage. If black chooses for Nf6 both sides need to keep their eyes open as there are many small traps that both sides can fall for that will destroy their position.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

Chess Openings: Grunfeld Defense

The Grunfeld Defense is one of the most popular chess defenses against the d4 opening from white. Black looks to play a hypermodern defense by allowing white to control the center of the board and counterattack the center with this minor pieces. White much be careful and defend properly or his center control will vanish. White also has the option to decline and continue with a more aggressive line.
http://www.thechesswebsite.com
Chess Software used in the video can be found at http://www.chesscentral.com and http://www.chessok.com

Head On A Pole

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