The witty statues of Chapultepec Castle

This weekend we visited the amazing Castillo de Chapultepec aka Chapultepec Castle in the massive park near our house. I will post more photos of this amazing structure at a later date when sleep is not as critical for me, but in the interim, I must share three statue photos that I took a shining to.

This statue is clearly thinking, "Does this dress make me look fat?"

This statue seems to have his legs pressed together slightly, glancing nervously off to the side & hoping that the lizard who is currently just above his left knee does not progress any higher up his inner thigh...

She seemed to be waiting for someone to respond to her obvious gang sign, so I was happy to oblige.