The SNY Game Coverage Drinking Game

With the start of the season mere short days ahead of us, I figured why not make the SNY broadcasts–with their loveable characters and wacky moments–even more enjoyable. What can possibly make that happen? Why, drinking, of course.

Camera goes to Gary and/or Ron and Keith in the booth: Drink until they’re goneKeith shows off his color-coordinated score sheet: 1 drinkKeith says how he’s “professional”: 1 drinkKeith calls himself old or a “dinosaur”: 1 drink

Gary impresses Ron and/or Keith with some esoteric baseball-historical detail: 1 drinkKeith or Ron mention former teammates: 1 drinkAny of them argue with the scoring: 2 drinksTop of the hour “reset”: 1 drinkCamera pans to SNY/Keith, Ron, Gary-related sign in the stands: 1 drinkKeith sighs: 2 drinksAfflack Duck on screen: 1 drinkKeith or Ron ask where their coffee is: 1 drinkCamera focuses on building progress of Citi Field: 1 drinkAny of the guys mentions any of their wives: 1 drinkKeith or Gary mention their dogs: 2 drinksCamera pans to a baby/toddler in the stands: 1 drinkTechnical difficulties with the call-in segment: 2 drinks

Feel free to add your own in the comments section!It’s almost time, people!

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