Tuesday, March 31, 2015

The nicest new outdoor bunny came hopping by this afternoon while the humans were out and it got us to thinking. What if we opened the door and allowed a few of the outdoor bunnies to move in in Brother's place? We're sure they would be wonderful siblings, and certainly wouldn't act like Brother, deserting us so frequently and leaving the human sobbing. We would have done that today, but we couldn't find the spare door key. We must locate that in case the bunny drops by again tomorrow.

Monday, March 30, 2015

Sorry for anyone annoyed by the kitty shouts today. Brother heard us talking about a mouse, and the tap of the ereader pages being turned, and we got angry shouting about are we reading about the park owned by our mouse siblings' large cousin in Florida, and are we planning a vacation, and to step away from the ereader right away and to get any such ideas out of our fluffy heads. So annoying and then you won't believe how he shouted about hearing us digging when we planted flowers this afternoon.

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Now we are receiving loud complaints from Brother, accusing us of murdering the microwave. First, we don't know why Brother would care about the microwave's demise. He never used it, after all, so it shouldn't matter to him that it died, and anyway, we have already found a new one. And second, why would WE kill the microwave? We like the microwave! It's perfect for cooking carrots, and we certainly wouldn't wish it ill. Brother can be so ridiculous at times.

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Might we have a moment of silence, for the microwave who died this afternoon after 21 years of service? And we would like to offer our apologies to anyone disturbed by shouts. We had to hop out to help the humans find a replacement for the late microwave, and along the way we found a human sized shirt we plan to convert into many shirts for ourselves. Brother was not pleased.

Friday, March 27, 2015

Our leader, the Easter Bunny, will be hopping around next weekend, we just realized, and what will he have to say when he learns that cat has escaped once more? We are going to be in so much trouble when he finds out that we have a fugitive kitty once again, and we fear he might revoke our baskets full of seed. Maybe we need to head out on a Brother hunt tomorrow, to try to save ourselves from this?

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Brother has a few new complaints today. First, a new health food store, the kind of place that caters to bunnies, just opened, and we had our dinner this evening very close to it. Brother was not happy and we got angry demands that we get away from the new den of rabbit encouragement at once. Then we hopped to Walmart and got more yelling to get out of the fabric department and to get away from the seed racks. Really very, very annoying.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Sorry if the kitty shrieks were louder than anticipated today. We found a new seed store on our way to the country that sells seed by the ounce. They have wonderful prices on their pumpkin seed and squash seed and tomato seed and well, pretty much every seed. Brother is not pleased with this, though, and is now threatening to report the store as a danger to the entire community.

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

We're thinking about hopping to the country tomorrow, and maybe putting together the foundations for a flowerbed or vegetable patch. Or possibly both. Expect screams bright an early in the morning if this plan goes forward.

Monday, March 23, 2015

We're very sorry for anyone who had their hearing damaged today. We don't know why our post warning you of the impending kitty shrieks didn't go through last night. Sorry about that. We guess you know that we called that garden center, and learned that their giant trees will be in some time next week. Bother is not happy, and he is especially not happy about the fact that we might have to consult a garden specialist to get this tree planted. He is sure that no good can come of our meeting with some sort of specialist in bunny encouragement. Expect increasing shrieks as the week goes on.

Not much to report today. We did find a couple of sewing ebooks that look promising. If you heard shrieks a bit ago, that would be what caused them, our adding them to our ebook library. We really should probably check the password for that, so that there is no danger of Brother getting into it when we recapture him and trashing our library of saved books. We probably should warn you now, tomorrow will probably have an extremely high likelihood of screams, as we are going to call a garden center to try to find a tree. You should probably cover your ears now to be safe.

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Not much to report today. We spent the day checking out the material we got yesterday at the quilt show and making plans for what we want to stitch with it. So now we have to go to the store in search of more fabric to finish out our planned projects.

Friday, March 20, 2015

The quilt show was fantastic, and would you believe that they have moved it so that it is just down the street from the teddy adoption center? It was so nice, and we even saw a bear attending this event. And afterwards, we just had to ride the trolley down to pick up our new siblings. We met two of the nicest bunnies who were hopping to get placed into a home before our leader came hopping around and a cute little bear as well. We now have 838 siblings, and we are surprised that Brother has not developed laryngitis from how he shrieked at the news of where the quilt show is now, and the fact we let more siblings into the house.

Thursday, March 19, 2015

We're hoping to hop to the quilt show tomorrow, to get some sewing ideas, and then to the teddy adoption center to take in a few more siblings. We're thinking of getting a pair of needy bunnies this time. There are always lots of rabbits looking for homes at this time of the year, and it would be good to have more paws to help us with stitching. We suggest anyone in the area stuff your ears now, for Brother will surely be pitching a major fit tomorrow.

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

We got a large memory card to use for one of the tablets this afternoon, which will allow us to carry a ton more books around. Brother is not pleased about this, and we've heard kitty rantings all afternoon demanding that we step away from the tablet, and stop reading at once, and to get our paws off that giant memory card. Really, what does Brother find so terrible about our reading material?

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

We found a giant batch of the comics the human likes this afternoon. No comics suitable to serve as Brother bait, though, which is kind of annoying because the price was so good. We did see an ad in them for a comic featuring a rabbit. Do you thin k if we hopped down to the store to look for that lovely volume Brother might come racing down to stop us? We're sure he would not be happy to find us reading about a bunny superhero.

Monday, March 16, 2015

The power acted very oddly this evening, with the lights flickering. Needless we are concerned a power failure could be looming. Does anyone think we should go ahead and pack a bag, just in case we do lose power, so we'll be ready to flee to a hotel? Or should bag space be saved for us to ride in?

Sunday, March 15, 2015

We got some Brother bait yesterday, three issues of the comic that stars that cat he likes so much. We've been getting texts all evening, complaining about hearing the rustling of pages, and demanding to know what we are reading. How long do you think we should let him go before starting talking about Dex-Starr so he'll realize what books we have in our paws, and will want to come rushing over to get them away from us?

Saturday, March 14, 2015

Humans had to go to that funeral today, so there isn't much to report. We did want to tell everyone that we met two new bears yesterday and invited them to move in, bringing our sibling total to 835. One of the bears is even a special needs bear, with damaged vision, so we're really glad we found him and were able to offer him a good home.

Friday, March 13, 2015

We are so sorry! We want to let any readers know that now. We had no idea this would happen, and you have our total apologies. We had the nicest idea for an outfit for Elsa Bear and her sister Anna Bear, so we took them out to approve and purchase fabric. Elsa was complaining about things being entirely too green when she stepped outside, and now we are afraid that snow is looming in the weather forecast! We are so SORRY!

Thursday, March 12, 2015

While they were waiting to hear news of funeral arrangements for the relative of a relative, the humans decided they should check out the country cottage to make sure things were okay. We went along, and on the way back, we got to hop into one of our favorite stores to check out their fabric collections. We got over four lovely yards of material. We're already cutting up one selection into little bear pajama pants, and we just got the perfect idea for another outfit or two. Sorry if anyone was unduly bothered by kitty shrieks at around five. Really, Brother needs major help.

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

A relative of a relative died today, so we might be tied up for the next few days. Humans have to get food together to take to the bereaved. We're thinking of assembling a vegetable platter to help them out. Wouldn't that be nice of us?

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Human is feeling a bit better today, so we have high hopes of going on a fabric hunt tomorrow. And possibly a sibling hunt before the weekend. We suggest covering your ears now before Brother's shrieks and demands we return home can deafen you.

Monday, March 9, 2015

The human's still not feeling well, and has spent most of the day napping, so there isn't much to report this evening. We do have hopes for getting out tomorrow, though, so please keep your earmuffs handy. We want to go fabric hunting and we expect Brother to be very displeased.

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Human isn't feeling well tonight so this will be a short post. Something seems to be messing up her allergies, so we weren't able to go out. Brother is suspected; We're sure he would highly approve of an allergy issue that might keep us trapped at home.

Saturday, March 7, 2015

Sorry for the additional shrieks this afternoon. We've been thinking about some of the other dresses the store had, and what nice clothing they would make for us if we hopped up there for a large batch to convert. Brother is not taking it well, and is shouting for us to stop thinking at once, and to put down our needles and thread right away. He can be so annoying.

Friday, March 6, 2015

We're very sorry if the noise of kitty shrieks disturbed anyone unduly this afternoon. We found some lovely human sized knit fabric dresses for a lovely price that are the perfect print size to convert into teddy outfits as well as doll outfits. Also, we might have figured out how to resize some of the doll clothing patterns to fit the more fluffy figure of the average teddy. Brother is not pleased. Again, so sorry for the noise.

Thursday, March 5, 2015

We thought the heater was about to die a horrible death this afternoon, leaving us in the cold. Someone was able to get out to fix it, but before they did, we were considering evacuation plans for fleeing to a hotel. Does anyone think we might need to continue work on those plans, to be on the safe side? Because the heater has been acting up for weeks, and we're not sure that what those people did will do anything besides temporarily fix it.

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

More snow is due in the morning. Elsa Bear keeps looking out the window for the first flake and bouncing around, eagerly awaiting the snow's arrival. We think we might be doomed! And really, things weren't helped by Elsa's human likeness getting another cartoon appearance that Elsa Bear just learned of today, and several books as well.

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

We went out for those lovely free pancakes this afternoon. Really, we were so hopeful that such nice food would put Elsa in a good mood and make her stop with the snow. Really, we should have known better, because what was awaiting us when we got home but a lovely weather forecast covered in the blue, white and pink of looming snow! This is terrible!

Monday, March 2, 2015

Free pancakes are being given out tomorrow. We're thinking of taking Elsa Bear and her sister and that snowman friend of theirs too. Do you think if we feed them free pancakes Elsa will agree to stop with the snow? Because we heard the grandhuman mentioning more a bit ago, and we are very afraid.

Sunday, March 1, 2015

We thought we had worked things out with Elsa Bear. We adopted her snowman friend and brought him home yesterday afternoon. We thought that she would be pleased with that, and the snow and ice would go away. But now what do we see looming in the weather forecast but more SNOW! We're really thinking pawcuffs might be the only solution since bribery didn't seem to work out as expected.