Sting (former frontman for the band The Police) is admitting that his
tales of superhuman tantric sex were mostly a lot of drunken boasts.
The singer now says he told "sexed up" stories about herculean
lovemaking sessions with wife Trudi Styler to impress Bob Geldof
during an intoxicated night out years back. "I think I mentioned to
Bob I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie," he tells England's ITV.

Well, I as might as well go back to karate and give up yoga...

Deadpan Scientist

9/06/2003 7:41pm,

Pat, you should go for girls closer to your age. Try the shuffleboard court.

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aaronboyd2: Or you could quote ME quoting Freaky Friday
aaronboyd2: I LOOK LIKE THE CRYPT KEEPER

deus ex machina

9/06/2003 9:38pm,

M...my....my life is over.

~
danny

"That baby better watch his mouth. I rape kids like him as part of my warm-up for raping teenagers, grown men, and eventually charging rhinos." - Boyd

"Deus practices the love that dare not speak its name." - Samuel Browning