When host Kyle Sandilands recommended a fan named Eve tell her fellow classmates she's “on the line with Niall right now,” insisting “they will totally lose their minds,” she admitted,

I live in Canada. No one really cares… anymore.

Eve cares. She even made a point to specify how hard “people suck” for not remaining Niall-o-philes (In-Niall-ators? CrocoNialls?).

Jackie O jumped in with an, “Oh, that's awkward,” and Kyle followed it up with a quick, “Sorry buddy… we would chop that out if we weren't live," because why not lean into this profound state of unease for a few brief seconds that last an emotional eternity?