The Best And Worst Of WCW Monday Nitro 4/28/97: Whatever

Previously on the Best and Worst of WCW Monday Nitro: Hollywood Hogan teamed up with the latest members of the New World Order, Grace Jones and Robert Vaughn, to film McCinsey’s Island, a movie about ex-military searching for buried treasure or something and breakdancing with sassy parrots. I don’t know, nobody’s ever actually seen it. Also on the program, Glacier kicked a cyclops in the eyeball and almost got his own eyeball removed via helmet. It was weird.

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