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Dak Dak Dak Goose Beats Professor McMurder, Claims Third Place

Week 3

Dak Dak Dak Goose

118.6 pts, 2-1

Weekly Grade

Professor McMurder

97.85 pts, 0-3

Weekly Grade

Dak Dak Dak Goose picked up 26.50 points from Doug Baldwin and 21.80 from Le'Veon Bell to beat Professor McMurder 118.60 to 97.85. It seems like Professor McMurder showed up to the draft and then disappeared. They have gone all season without a win. Odell Beckham Jr. led Professor McMurder with 28.90 points while Tyreek Hill racked up 20.00. On top of the loss, Professor McMurder had a starter score zero points (the Carolina Panthers Defense). Dak Dak Dak Goose (2-1, 375.20 points) climbs into third place while Professor McMurder (0-3, 351.10 points) stays in 10th place.

Top Players

Odell Beckham Jr.

28.90

Doug Baldwin

26.50

Le'Veon Bell

21.80

Tyreek Hill

20.00

Smooth Moves by Dak Dak Dak Goose

Winning feels great all week long. Becoming a member of the Toyota Hall of Fame feels great the rest of your life.

With 13.00 points, the Jacksonville Jaguars Defense was the top-scoring DEF of the week.

Leonard Fournette has now overachieved in every game this season after scoring 17.00 points against a projected 12.40.

What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Doug Baldwin have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked ninth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 26.50 points.

The 21.80 points scored by Le'Veon Bell was the ninth-highest score of any RB in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

Loss is a four-letter word to Toyota Hall of Famers. And win is a three-letter word. Hall of Famers are great at Fantasy Football AND counting.

Left Jordan Howard on the bench, where he scored the sixth-most points in the league and beat his projected point total by 177.9%, the second-highest percentage in the league.

Charles Clay, who was left on the bench, exceeded his 9.08-point projection with 15.90 points.

Hate to point fingers for why a team loses, but RIGHT HERE. Philip Rivers had a season-low 3.85 points against a projected 17.68 and scored below his projection for the first time this season.

What If

Dak Dak Dak Goose would be 2-1 if they played Professor McMurder every week.

Besides Professor McMurder, Dak Dak Dak Goose would have defeated six other teams this week.

Dak Dak Dak Goose would be 1-1 if they played the same schedule as Professor McMurder.

If Dak Dak Dak Goose had played every team in the league each week, they would be 21-12.

Besides Dak Dak Dak Goose, Professor McMurder would have been defeated by eight other teams this week.

Timing really is everything. Dak Dak Dak Goose would have lost to Professor McMurder 118.75 - 100.60 had they played each other last week.

Professor McMurder would be 2-0 if they played the same schedule as Dak Dak Dak Goose.

If they played every team every week, Professor McMurder would be 17-16.

Game Notes

Don't you hate that person that always has to one-up everybody? Professor McMurder scored 97.85 points and lost. It is the ninth-highest losing score in the league this season.

Professor McMurder got a combined 60.00 points from their WRs, the highest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this season.

Dak Dak Dak Goose got a combined 51.80 points from their RBs, the highest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this week.

The margin of victory was the third-largest in the league this week.

With 97.85 points, Professor McMurder ranked 10th in the league in scoring this week.

Matt Prater played well in the loss with 19.00 points, the highest score of any K in the league this week.

In the loss, Odell Beckham Jr. ranked 10th in the league in scoring with a season-high 28.90 points.

Maybe pop in the tape of the best game of the season to feel better. Amari Cooper had a season-low 1.60 points in the win against a projected 17.19 and scored below his projection for the second time this season.

Dak Dak Dak Goose

Professor McMurder

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Eric MetcalfCle - RB/WR
1992 vs. LA Raiders
5 Catches, 177 yards, 3 TD catches, 10 rushing yards, 1 TD rush
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He also cashed in a rushing carry for a score, giving him four touchdowns on the afternoon. In the 13 games that would follow in that ’92 campaign, Metcalf would only hit pay dirt a total of three more times.

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