Carmen Electra’s career reaches inevitable zenith

After starring in every single one of The Movie movies, you’ll be surprised to learn Carmen Electra isn’t sitting in a diamond mansion surrounded by a pile of Oscars. Instead, she’s making ends meet as a blackjack dealer at The Playboy Club in Vegas. When Carmen’s not dealing for the house, she poses for the occasional heroin addict and provides complimentary lap dances for Robin Leach. (He wears leather pants now.) While this may not be the pinnacle of luxury for an accomplished actress, Miss Electra was originally offered the position of Hugh Hefner’s diaper concierge. She chose wisely.

EDIT: Or she could just be the Celebrity Bunny Dealer for Playboy’s 55th Anniversary Party. Who are we to judge?

Listen now I would give anything to hook up with a hunk like Dennis Rodman. Scandinavian men all have small penises. Black men are very much the rage and we ladies would love to bring more over if they can stand the cold. We know how to warm them up!!!

I’ve always thought she was beautiful. Truly beautiful unlike Pam Anderson who is cute but basically a ‘makeup job’. Seems like both of these girls are heading for a nervous breakdown. It is interesting to watch Hollywood celebrities with a sketchy childhood starting to show the demons they never took care of once they approach middle age. The lesson: Get your shit under wraps while in your late 20’s & early 30’s.

I’ve always thought she was beautiful. Truly beautiful unlike Pam Anderson who is cute but basically a ‘makeup job’. Seems like both of these girls are heading for a nervous breakdown. It is interesting to watch Hollywood celebrities with a sketchy childhood starting to show the demons they never took care of once they approach middle age. The lesson: Get your shit under wraps while in your late 20’s & early 30’s.