Someone picks on you, so you want their house to burn down? You sure you don’t want to bake their firstborn child into a pie and feed it to them while you’re a it? I mean seriously, show a little perspective, that’s a pretty disproportionate retribution. Especially since the guy in the comic looks like he’s 30 or 40.

Yes, let’s all throw out our childish, comic-reading ways. Life isn’t about enjoyment! It’s about taking every little thing seriously! Let’s all go out and get jobs as acountants! Right after I finish this pie, that is.