Pavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.

I can't think of a pointless experiment
but I badly need to say that the person in the queue in front of me in the co op this morning asked the hapless assistant if they accepted "Lord Card of Debitshire".
(browserstill relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:32,
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Did
he get back ito his Lexus (it's like a Japanes Mercedes you know) and put on some driving gloves?
(Rsoles, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:54,
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!
It was beautiful, he was a kind of uber geek with his mate. They were teenagers, and although they weren't actually wearing red dwarf T shirts they both had hair that they looked like they had cut themselves, and one of them was wearing beads round his neck in a kind of nod to cool.His friend had already announced "I do believe it is Mr Kipling O Clock!" and they got a good selection of fizzy pop before queueing up and coining my new favourite phrase.They looked so happy, I wanted to bully them myself.
(browserstill relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:36,
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Fantastic!
Were they high?! If not even better!
(TGBchecking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 12:10,
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This
is brilliant.
(Madam Marlborowonders if you've found her yet, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 12:29,
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