Try to enjoy the worryWhen worry is inevitable, enjoy it and be wiseEven continued happiness leads to mental worryThus happiness and worry must be alternativeIf you are worried by the continued happinessYou are worried at the cost of the result of your good effort

Instead of this it is better to get worry at the cost of your sinLet the sin give some trouble and then you worry out of itIn this way the result of the sin is spent and the not the result of good effortThe loss in your present worry may be compensated in the futureBut the time lost in your past worry cannot be compensatedBecause the life span of any human being is fixed

Your loss may be compensated by million times in the futureBut even one second of your lost time can never be compensatedTherefore, understand this and think about the value of the timeThis knowledge of the value of time is called as 'Kala Janana'Which means the knowledge of the future that you should know,

Which provides the possibility of the compensation of all the lossExcept the loss of time, therefore, time is the most precious.You may waste anything that can be again procured in the future,But never waste the time, which you can never compensate.

There are two ways to escape the mental worry in this worldThe first way is by obtaining the peace, which is zeroThe second way is by achieving the bliss, which is plusWorry is minus, peace is zero and bliss is plusTo escape minus, either you should be in zero or in plus

Bliss can be obtained only from the Lord in this worldSince Veda says that the Lord alone is bliss "Anando Brahma"Veda also says that the Lord alone can give you the bliss"Esha Hyeva Anandayati" this is quite logical in factThe water is alone cool and so it alone can give coolnessWhatever is said in the Vedas, it is always logical

At the Lotus Feet of His Holiness Sri Dattaswami

Anil Antony

www.universal-spirituality.orgUniversal Spirituality for World Peaceantonyanil@universal-spirituality.org

And, once again I repeat my plea. (Guess I will be forced to develop a stock reponse to this idiocy):

Here we go again . . .

If religionists could ever restrain themselves from 'proselytizing' and polluting the world with their 'beliefs' (whatever they may be and who the hell else ever gives a damn?), our world would be a far better, saner, far more peaceful, happier and kinder place. It would for damned sure certainly be a far quieter place.

Read my lips: So, won't you people please just shut up about it? NO ONE ELSE CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!

Would all you relgious mystics please keep your insecurities, fears and myths to yourselves and not keep trying to inflict them on the rest of us? I'm asking nicely now; Pretty please with sugar on top?

Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curse.When you're chewing on life's gristleDon't grumble, give a whistleAnd this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rottenThere's something you've forgottenAnd that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.When you're feeling in the dumpsDon't be silly chumpsJust purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurdAnd death's the final wordYou must always face the curtain with a bow.Forget about your sin - give the audience a grinEnjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of ****When you look at itLife's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.You'll see it's all a showKeep 'em laughing as you goJust remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...Always look on the right side of life... (Come on guys, cheer up!)Always look on the bright side of life...Always look on the bright side of life...(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)Always look on the bright side of life...(I mean - what have you got to lose?)(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.What have you lost? Nothing!)Always look on the right side of life...

I feel that now is probably the right time to reveal my true Identity or just entity if you prefer.

I am Fergus son of God,

Sorry Jesus couldnt make it, Dad sent me as a temporary replacement until beardy gets out of rehab, he overdid it again changing the water in to wine on one of the ould fellas other planets.

It's a bit rich really, I mean when you think about it he's done that trick a few times now, always says that he did'nt mean to make so much.He used the same bloody excuse at Woodstock, Dad was not impressed I can tell you but he got away with it giving some bull**** excuse about promoting free love and other spaced out crap.

Any way enough of my family problems.

Lets get down to business.

Jalapenoman, Cal, King David,(I know your there, I can see you)Well done, true believers, Thats what we like here at the family firm, a good old fashioned dollop of blind faith although Jalapenoman you do tend to get a bit wound up and Cal can you please stop signing off with Beardy's name it's just giving him a big head.

All of us are messiahs on different planets, we dont go round bragging about it.

Karen, that's our sister, she's just managed total Peace through Bhuddism on her planet but she's still the same old Karen Dad love her.

Anyway, Gnarley and the QM,

I'm saying nothing at the moment but I'll be keeping an eye on you, I have to go home next week and Dad wants a full report.

Dont piss him off. He's rambling a bit these days and he's rabbiting on and on about Locusts and Floods and things again, I swear to Dad, he's so old school.

Anyway gotta go, I've a game of golf with the Anti Fergus in 3 minutes

Even heathens can be saved Gnarly, I'm not too sure about heathen lawyers but I'll check with Grace, she's in charge of the lift. (Elevator, you know? Up and Down)

Feel free to ask me any questions, anything that might be bothering you. Any of you, writers, non writers, readers, it's not often you get to ask a living God a direct question, unless you are a chat show host interviewing the Dalai Lama.

He's not a real God anyway, he won that title in his clubs Xmas raffle 8 or 9 hundred years ago and still thinks it's funny to be reborn on the same day that he dies.

How about filling us in on what really happened in the JFK assassination. Grassy knoll? Magic bullet? Cuba? Mafia? Marilyn Monroe? KGB? Maxwell Smart?A-Vatican Mafia/Swiss Guards and the Dorset branch of the Womens Institute

Did Adam have a bellybutton?A-Yes on his back, Dad changed the design because he thought it did'nt look right.

If you pour holy water on Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, would they melt?A-No, but you'd probably make money on the pictures

How come all the aliens in Star Trek spoke english?A-Because Star Trek was made in America and some people in America speak English so urban legend has it.

Which building has the "stairway to heaven?"A- The Crazy Horse Lap Dancing Club,Hindley Street,Adelaide, South Australia, 5000.

It' odd but when you look at the square root of pi it actually looks like a Samsonite suitcase.

Next!

Fergus(Other son of God and manager of the under 11's football team)

Well TOSOG, thanks for the try, but I noticed you didn't bother to run the decimals all the way out - because they never end - and even TOSOG can't do it! And, it's all got me totally confused TOSOG, 'cause I keep hearing engineers and mathematicians saying things like 'pi R square', and a body would need the actual square root of a thing to find out how big the pie is, n'est pas?

Anyway, it always blows my mind since every damned fool already knows PIE ARE NOT SQUARE! PIE ARE ROUND! (even though a Samsonite suitcase may be sorta 'square' - 'rectangular' really though.) Sheese!

Jalapenoman, Cal, King David,(I know your there, I can see you) Well done, true believers, Thats what we like here at the family firm, a good old fashioned dollop of blind faith although Jalapenoman you do tend to get a bit wound up and Cal can you please stop signing off with Beardy's name it's just giving him a big head.

All of us are messiahs on different planets, we dont go round bragging about it.Fergus, Gnarly do you smell that whiff of sulphur ?

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