Original: Onde fica o café?Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Elison j. */Programmer: Man, this is my first day here... Could you answer me a question?Coworker: Say it...Programmer: Where's the coffee?Coworker: Coffee? Nobody drinks coffee here...Programmer: LET ME OUT!!!--T-shirt: No coffee, no life

Original: Nomes dos métodos Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Gabriel Fonseca */ Boss: The names of your methods aren't obvious... Programmer: What do you mean? Boss: The point is that I never know which verb was used Programmer: exclude() isn't obvious? Boss: 'Exclude' is the worst!(…) leia mais

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Erisvaldo Carvalho */Manager: What code is it that you're trying to fix?Programmer: SQL...Manager: Hmmm... Let me see it...Manager: I wonder that the error is there on these -- (minus minus), because "minus minus" equals "plus"... It's a calculus failOriginal: Erro de SQL

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by bruno */ Boss: That form you made on site isn't working... Programmer: Wait a minute... I'll fix it... Programmer: And... It's done. Boss: Alright, I'll see it... Hours later... Boss: Weird... When you told me that it's done, that form wasn't working yet...(…) leia mais

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Ian Magalhães */Wife: Wow! Did you create this site?Programmer: Yeah!Wife: And what's that logo at the bottom?Programmer: It's designer's logoWife: So, who created the site, He or you?Programmer: I programmed... He did the layout!Wife: So, he created...Original: Você que fez?

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Marcos Henrique */Boss: What are you doing?Programmer: Programming...Boss: Great! come here and help me move a cabinetProgrammer: There's no one else to help you?Boss: No, everyone else is working!Original: O que você está fazendo?

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Uilson */ Boss: We need better equipment 2 days later... Boss: We have to modernize our equipment 1 month later... Boss: We can't go on with these equipment... 2 years later... Boss: We need better equipment... I've been saying it for the last two years... Get on it!(…) leia mais