Managed to go for a shite before leaving the house this
morning. Much more enjoyable than having to go for a turd
at work. You just can't relax at work. I mean, what if a
Director walked in and heard you doing a really squelchy
fart? Could you still ask for a pay rise? I don't think so.

In other news, I found a site with really old Linux kernels
on it and I downloaded one and compiled it.
Oh man, I cracked up! I mean, this one didn't even have USB
support!!! Can you imagine?!!! I was rolling around in
hysterics. I told a few of my colleagues about it, and they
started laughing, too!