On February 28, 2017

TaurusYou stubborn Bull. You can’t just let things go. A goodbye from you isn’t short and sweet, that’s for sure. Second guessing? Check. Persuading them to get back together just to break up the next day? Double check.

ScorpioScorpio goodbyes always hold a teensy weensy hint of a threat, especially if you’re the jilted party. You’re not just gonna come right out and say it, but your ex knows that stinger could come out at any point down the line and they’d be toast.

SagittariusYour parting words gotta have the phrase ‘but we can still be friends, right?!’ Because once the romance is gone, you’re able to do that platonic kinda thang better than almost any other sign.

AquariusWhen it comes to saying Adios, yours is one to remember. Shout it from the rooftop? Sure. Do it in a weird outfit? Why not. The best thing about being strange? Makes it easy to skedaddle while your ex is standing there scratching their head, wondering what just happened.

PiscesIs a goodbye eminent? You’re gonna take the time to write down your feelings. In a ten-page letter. On your best stationery. Maybe even make a copy for yourself for your memory box. Who does that?!