Thursday, August 18, 2016

In an ongoing attempt to exploit every tragedy, Jackson County Legislator Crystal Williams recently announced her effort to capitalize on the death of local political matriarch Dutch Newman in order to connect to more local political money.

In open session earlier this week, Crystal Williams said: "In the next couple of weeks, the family, I and other people are going to get together and we're going to establish what we're gonna call 'The Dutch Fund' which is going to be a fund that is going to be . . . To help people get elected to office but primarily - As in her later years - To help women kind of get a step up in running for office since she was so helpful to so many women over the years. So yeah, it's going to be awesome."

The chatter in passing resolution #19237 was mostly sentimental but leave it to Legislator Williams to stay on topic and remind her colleagues that there is no escaping the sordid topic of coin when talking about the election game.

All of this could be important down the line because Crystal wasted A LOT of money in a recent political defeat wherein the candidate she supported was soundly beaten while cashing out precious resources from the embattled Missouri Democratic Party.

And so . . .

THE POLITICAL LEGACY OF DUTCH NEWMAN CONTINUES IN KANSAS CITY WITH A LEGAL SLUSH FUND ORCHESTRATED BY JAXCO LEGISLATOR CRYSTAL WILLIAMS IN ORDER TO KEEP PLAYING GENDER IDENTITY POLITICS IN THE NAME OF A BELOVED LOCAL WOMAN!!!

To be fair, most political fundraising requires the abandonment of some dignity but in this move we see politico Crystal Williams has now stooped to grave robbing the good name of this lady in order to push her "girl power" politics with other people's money.

Yes, be sure to donate to this fund so that local government can have the expertise and ability of such current luminaries as Williams, Shields, Justus, Garza, and all the rest.Heck, we might even bring back Coe, Brooks, and Curls.The city would be better off choosing candidates by height.

Dutch was only civil to Crystal Williams out of respect to her friend James B. Nutter, Sr., who has a sick attraction to Crystal.

Dutch also hated the ghettoization of women's politics, which Crystal thinks is "the bee's knees." Dutch believed that women politicians should be judged using the same measure as male politicians. In Crystal's fucked in the head world, Sarah Palin is a more deserving candidate than Joe Biden. Dutch was not that stupid.

Furthermore, Crystal Williams was the scab-picker behind making sure that Dutch had an opponent for Committeewoman over the last three election cycles. (Yes, one of them dropped out.) That cost a great deal of money and angst Crystal. No friend or family member of Dutch will forget that.

So Crystal -- Shut The Fuck Up -- because you are an old whore whose opinion does not count. You shall not defile Dutch's memory in order to raise play money for your political sex toy collection.

If Crystal does not want to be reminded on a regular basis of what a low opinion Dutch had of her, she should put down Dutch's name and walk away from the table. No one gets (politically) hurt.

Just remember this Crystal: Dutch hated you and your agenda, and she would not want you to use her name in any way.

I hope Crystal's puppet and drinking gal pal Teresa Garza gets that job at the board of elections. How else will Crystal get control of the data contract for a woman-owned business that she may or may not be a partner in?

The third paragraph of the County Resolution says it all when it comes to comparing "Dutch" and "Girl Power." "Dutch" became a player on the same terms as any other player. "Dutch" did not insist on a separate playing field that excluded half the population. On the contrary, that kind of inequality was what "Dutch" fought head on.

I hope the family and friends stand up to this misuse of "Dutch's" name by a less than honorable person.

If Crystal were nicer to people, and not so ready to sort the world into bad/good, she would be in the state senate right now. She was too cranky with too many people to win that race. It is sad, because she is a smart woman, but her temper and need for attention (it seems to me) hurt her. She has over 2000 friends on Facebook, but she is lucky to get even 2% of them to respond when she posts.

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