OK, sure, that’s a pretty bad joke, but it’s got nothing on this terrible outfit Heather Graham wore to the Tribeca Film Festival for the premiere of some movie called Goodbye To All That. I mean, where’s her trademarkcougarcleavage? See, this is what happens when you get too famous and you’re surrounded by nothing but yes men who won’t tell you when you’re about to make a huge mistake, like not dropping any cleavage for a movie premiere. Which is why Heather needs to hire me as her red carpet wardrobe consultant. I promise I’d never let her leave the house in something like this. Although if I had my way, we’d never leave the bedroom either.