How do I describe this blog?
A line from "Old School" with a minor tweak.
"My friends, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my blog as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here."

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Spam

I think the volume of unsolicited mail I receive electronically has reached an all-time high. I am appreciative of all this attention. Especially from such faraway places like Nigeria and I really like it when I send myself an email begging myself to increase the size of my manhood.I think this might be a message from Mr. Shife in the future. Maybe 10” wieners are a requirement of our advanced society. If you don’t have 10 inches then you can’t rent out a spaceship or something. Kinda like how if you go to the carnival today and you must be this tall to ride the rides sign.Anyway, is there a viable reason why there are so many ads for porn, erectile dysfunction, bigger hogs, and low-interest mortgages? I mean someone must be buying the stuff or they wouldn’t keep sending it out.I imagine a lonely man who enjoys his pornography and pops his little blue pills waiting for one of these lovely ladies he views on the Internet to come visit him. But the ladies never visit, and he is stuck with his giant boner all day long. And unfortunately it is a little awkward for him with his huge, artificially-enhanced endowment so he is knocking things over in his house. Then he gets mad about that and starts punching and kicking holes in the wall, and before you know it he needs a new house.Thank goodness he got the email about low-interest mortgages.

hahaha your last sentence just about sums it up - i like gmail in that whatever you are looking at in your email - it gives you hyperlinks and messages up top and along the right side of your inbox. For example, if you go through your spam and delete it, you get a message up top for "Check out this Spam casserole" and along the right "Spam on Ebay" "Spam books at Barnes and Noble"

It gets even better when the content of your emails has something funny...like the word "Bush" Then I get "how to fix government" or "need a lawyer?" heh