Do: Dance With Her

Unless you’re into extreme cougars and your lady is in danger of a hip fracture while she Dougies, ask the lady to dance. Rare is a woman who shan’t accept. Dip her, spin her, never let her fall, every dance step brings you even closer, um, together. But unless your last name starts with an “I” and ends in “glesias” there is no, repeat, no reason to leave your lady unattended to show off your butterfly stroke on land. Dancing is a glorious opportunity for sensuality and closeness (not time to start a one-man Marinera).