_________________Yay, and verily he said unto them, "Eat this nooch for it tastes kind of like cheese, and drink this kombucha for it is awesome. And don't be a vegan hating douche because no one likes an asshat." - DancesWithTofu

I always eat foods that had been out of the fridge for more than 24 hours. And I don't care about expiration dates.

Yesterday evening I ate tofu that had been out of the fridge, opened, for 24 hours. Uncooked. It smelled kind of sour, but tofu-like. I made a sauce with it, an avocado, and soya cream. Three hours later I threw up. Besides feeling unwell, it was a waste of money. I wasted a bag of frozen veggies alongside it, a kilo, because I had to get rid of the leftovers.

That tofu expired in November. But, being expired is no problem. I eat expired tofu all the time. Expiration date means nothing.

I will never again eat uncooked tofu that had been out of the fridge, opened, for more than a few hours. I promise. It's a high protein food. It's very perishable.

My grandma almost died of food poisoning when she left cooked turkey out of the fridge over night. My mother found her on the floor unable to use the phone to call for help.

I learned my lesson, plant food is not safe if it's high protein.

I usually can smell spoiled tofu, I bought it once and it wasn't expired. I think the vacuum pack was damaged.

I will try to remember to always put unused tofu into the fridge, in a container of water (changed daily), and use it ASAP. Blocks of tofu I buy are about 200 g, so I usually manage to use a whole block for a meal.

i confess that i want to buy about a dozen of these onesie/pj/jumpsuit things and just give up on society and all of its terrible, restrictive, non-fleecy norms. (subconfession: i already own one pink flannel onesie with happy s'mores all over it, and it is better than these, but i can't find anything else like it.)

_________________"rise from the ashes of douchebaggery like a fancy vegan phoenix" - amandabear"I'm pretty sure the moral of this story is: fork pants." - cq

Aww, Morty loves that there is a Team Morty! To celebrate he has knocked all the cards off the buffet. Not sure what he will do as an encore, right now he is snuggling and purgling (that is, purring so hard that he gurgles. This sometimes includes burping and snot bubbles.)

i farted in front of my crush for the first time this evening. it was out-of-place, loud, and unforgiving. and a couple more loud ones came out while we were laughing about this original fart. it was a little horrifying but at least the inevitable has finally happened.

The only downside is that people always ask why I'm so dressed up. A skirt and a tank top and flip flops is not fancy!

I know! I almost always wear dresses with tights or leggies because they are the most comfortable, and people think I'm always dressing up. I ALWAYS buy dresses that give me room in the belly (for eating!), and jeans just don't offer that option. But a bonus is that I don't really have to wear make-up or do my hair to look appropriate for work, because I am so "dressed-up" all the time. Ha. If they only knew that I spend about 8 minutes getting ready in the morning.