The hardworking staff religiously reads the Inside Track’s Naked City tales in the Boston Herald (latest here) and we can unequivocally say that we’ve never once “[guessed] the stars of these naughty little ditties…”

Representative samples from this edition:

• Hear the one about the serial stalker who has been papering local media outlets and blogs with fake legal documents that show the object of her obsession and his wife are splitting up? Sadly, for the stalker, they’re happily married and expecting a baby …

• Do you know the sanctimonious scribe who is very happy to tell elected officials, business bigwigs and other local big shots how they should run things but hasn’t been doing too well when it comes to cleaning up his own messes? His condo is being foreclosed on. Again …

• Guess which marvy media man was handed his walking papers after he requested a paternity leave.

• And which business-savvy success story is so good with numbers he’s currently juggling three glam galpals in addition to his live-in paramour. And all four are good friends! Which really doesn’t add up …