Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Thank you for the compliment but I do mind when you touch my hair - I just don't say anything because I don't want to come across as bitchy.I don't like it when complete strangers call me "Sweetheart, Darling, Honey, Sweetie."I dislike it when a certain someone calls me "MOM" - I AM NOT A MOTHER.

This past weekend I told a friend that you reminded me of Oompa Loompa and this morning you were singing a song from Willy Wonka ... I thought that was awesome. You are so annoying.