Longston Park, or the Reluctant Handkerchief

Lady Edith Barouche and Mrs. Elinor Chaisse seek the
attentions of Miss Gloria Worthington for their marriageable sons. To attain
their ends, there's no treachery to which the mothers will not stoop, provided
they maintain their manners whilst stooping.

Backstory

After overdosing on Jane Austen, I thought it would be fun
to combine the fastidiously proper language and manners of her characters with a
slapstick farce. Unfortunatley, I am the only person who thought this.

Lest you shuffle to the bathing area in a state of total undress, an attendant provides you with a red and white checkered loincloth which, under different circumstances, could be a blanket for the world’s smallest picnic.
~ Unclean