Just-in Beaver Sex Doll: This is Real Life

Molly

So today something amazing was brought to my attention. Some crazy (or genius) person at Pipedream came up with the idea to create a Justin Bieber sex doll, appropriately named “Just-in Beaver.”

Just-in Beaver is lifelike and the box comes with some awesome catch phrases such as, “Selena can suck the gold off my Grammy!” And,”I wanna be your BOY TOY!” However, nothing about Scooter or Usher seems to grace the box. How would I know if the product is any good if it’s not Usher-endorsed!?

So let’s pretend I hypothetically bought one of these things and it was awesome. These are the five things I would do after I was Just-in Beaver.