Dear Santa, I Want A Vampire Baby…

We’ve written about “reborn dolls” before: they are extremely lifelike baby dolls which are often purchased by women who have suffered miscarriages and/or had abortions. Often women dress them up in outfits and give them names. The dolls are usually pretty creepy-looking on their own, but this vampire baby reborn doll for sale on Etsy.com is gives me extra chills.

Is there a niche market for Twihards who are old enough to procreate? Or just some crazy ladies with $650 to blow on a vampire baby toy? Doesn’t matter; I don’t want to know any of them. I think if I saw this red-eyed demon child in a crib, I would scream.