A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his
new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her
son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now,
cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting
on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language
in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there
for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want
you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with
his train.

Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers
who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings
with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a
pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask
you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that there
is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the BITCH in the kitchen!"

Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK." Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold
and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks
something awful.

Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then
shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.

The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it." Bob says, "No
problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?" The guy pulls his arms
out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it..."

"This Marine was a Company Gunnery Sergeant for another Marine I know out
on the east coast. We just found out he's at a hospital stateside now and
we got this picture and some details of what happened. For those of you
who pray, keep this 1stSgt in your prayers. There was an article posted
about this but at his request, his name was removed from it and I don't
have a link. Anyone who thought the old guys don't fight can put that theory
to rest. I should also mention he's being considered for the MOH.

This 1stSgt and his Marines were clearing buildings when a another Marine
came out of one building wounded and saying that there was still a Marine
wounded in that building he came out of.

So the 1stSgt ran in there and saw several dead "bad guys" and the wounded
Marine on the floor. As he entered the building there was another bad guy
who appeared and pointed an AK-47 at him. He shot and killed the bad guy.
But there was another up some stairs behind him that was able to get some
rounds off.

He took 7 rounds from an AK-47, 5 in his right leg, one in his foot and
another in the ass. Then a grenade was dropped down the stairs. The 1stSgt
jumped on the young wounded Marine to provide him cover from the blast,
and in turn, taking nearly 40 pieces of shrapel into his back from the blast.

He lost 60% of his blood and his injuries were considered severe. He was
first taken to a field hospital to Iraq, then to the military hospital in
Germany and now he's stateside at another hospital.

As far as we know, he's hanging in there."

OK BACK TO THE FUNNY!..

I need your souls! (Funny prank call)

Two of the best scenes from Bloodsport. haha

JOKE!

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor
asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better.
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you
think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have
an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses
a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry
and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he
got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water.
He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and
the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"

The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into
that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

Um.. Images!?

This is a repost, but submitted by one of the many black viewers. See?

fucking stupid fuck. your site is crap, you face is ugly and your penis
is small and limp.

also, all those stupid red necks who email you can't even spell "you are",
its "you're" not, "your" you stupid faggot fucks, you fuck up our english
with YOUR gay american english, you FAGGOTS, go lick each others bumholes
and get AIDS you worthless sons of bitches.

and all the links you post, i get page cannot be found, maybe because you
cant even make a web site properly, not even if you use frontpage, you stupid
son of a bitch.

you say fuck the africans? i say fuck the americans, go fuck your own mothers,
you incest loving sons of bitches.

This month I'm seriously going to be working on the sections a lot [features,
downloads etc..] (I know I've said that before) I only type that because
honestly I'm tired of looking at incomplete sections.

I actually have been working on the links (top site) script, but it lagged
the site and can't stand that. BUT I'm sure I'll figure something out..

I'll also try to work up a new media code for you guys having problems viewing
the videos.

ANYWAY....

Any Friends fans out there? (How you doin')

Black girl beat up white girl. Surprised?

We need these drunk test here.

Goddamn.. ASSES OF FIRE!

This guy is just plain stupid.

BOOM! One solider almost gets hit, or does.

JOKE!

A guy falls madly in love with a girl named Wendy.

He wants to show how much he loves her so he decides to tattoo her name
on his dick. First he was a bit worried but decided to go for it.

When he went to the tattoo parlor he suddenly grew a stiffy having a guy
holding his dick, so when he got her named tattooed he had a hard dick.

The thing is when he didn't have a stiffy the tattoo looked like it said
Wy because the end in Wendy was covered up by his skin.

He took Wendy out on a date and really had to piss so he ran to the washroom.
He whipped out his dick and took a piss. About 1 min later a black guy walked
in and went to the urinal beside him.

When he whipped out his dick he noticed that the black guy had Wy on his
dick too. He became suspicious so he asked the black guy "Are you in love
with a girl named Wendy too?"

The black guy nodded his head and said "Ohhh No man my Wy says: Welcome
to Jamaica have a nice day."