Gwyneth Paltrow joins Jamie Oliver and Jimmy Doherty tonight on Food Fight Club and she’s challenged to eat as many marshmallows as possible while saying “Chubby Bunny” in order to prove that she regularly eats more than the men she eats with. Some of you won’t believe her. I actually do believe her. Not because I’m defending her honesty but because that is exactly how G lords her sh-t over the world.

Of course I eat without limits. All my life I have. When I was younger, it didn’t affect me because genetically I’ve been blessed to have a certain body. And I can do that and still look like this because, well, I just work out harder than anyone else. Two hours a day, every day, in my private studio.

Here’s G arriving at Heathrow from LA in a red coat and sparkly boots the other day. She switched off with Chris who then went to New York to perform at the 12-12-12 concert. PS. She would want me to remind you that Michael Stipe was her friend first.