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This month’s letter comes from Marcus Foo of Ferntree, North Brekfuss. Dear Derwood, My pet dog has recently become very lethargic. He shows little interest in fetching a ball, his nose is conspicuously dry and light-shaped, his legs have become bony, round and have halved in number, and he rarely

This month’s letter comes from Henry Tastic of Bread, Nebraska. Henry writes: Dear Derwood, Is it true that if I stare at it hard enough, the sun will give me magic powers? So far all I have acquired is blindness. It’s pretty good but I would not call it magic. Henry Tastic. Dear Henr