1. What is your favorite word? pamplemousse2. What is your least favorite word? yeast3. What turns you on? humor, nice eyes.4. What turns you off? arrogance, insincerity, duplicity.5. What sound or noise do you love? rain.6. What sound or noise do you hate? whining.7. What is your favorite curse word? sh*t8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? writer. Successful writer. That way I could tell people to piss off...customer service etiquette in my current job frowns upon this. 9. What profession would you not like to do? politician10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "you done good."

1. What is your favorite word? muse2. What is your least favorite word? tummy (unless you are under the age of 5 PLEASE don't)3. What turns you on? anything that makes me laugh or consider4. What turns you off? entitlement, selfishness and intentional cruelty5. What sound or noise do you love? the ocean, music, the wind through the trees, silence6. What sound or noise do you hate? people who try to be creative when they sneeze!!!!7. What is your favorite curse word? in polite company, it's "blast" otherwise (often on the morning commute) it's the eff word8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? would being a picky, private pole dancer be considered a profession? if not then I would like to attempt being Bret's personal assistant! I'll start tomorrow. Papparazzi?seriously, I would love to be a travel critic/writer.9. What profession would you not like to do? sales10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Oh, what the heck....come on in anyway.

1. What is your favorite word? Free!2. What is your least favorite word? Cancer 3. What turns you on? Creativity4. What turns you off? Lying5. What sound or noise do you love? A popping cork and a bubbly drink being poured in a glass. Yeah, and laughter too. The one often follows the other. 6. What sound or noise do you hate? A howling wind and trees creaking.People fighting/threatening each other.7. What is your favorite curse word? F*ckin' A!8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Baker9. What profession would you not like to do? The oldest one...(taxman)10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Pop open the champagne and break out the bacon cuz Suzy's here! (you don't gain any weight in heaven, you know. )

1. What is your favorite word?Yes.2. What is your least favorite word?No.3. What turns you on?Funny people.4. What turns you off?The power hungry.5. What sound or noise do you love?Shattering glass.6. What sound or noise do you hate?THIS7. What is your favorite curse word?C***flaps. Oh, wait. That's Jemaine's.8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?Film festival programmer.9. What profession would you not like to do?Factory farmer. Ah hells nah.10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?"You can crash here for as long as you'd like."

James Bobin: “It’s like a five-year-old and a three-year-old. Jemaine’s the five-year-old, and Bret’s the three-year-old. They’re both wrong, but the five-year-old thinks he’s right.”