Carmela: In a year, tops, you're gonna have to accept a gumar.Janice: Oh, yeah? Well I'd like to see a gumar who's gonna let him hold a gun to their head when they fuck.Carmela: You let him hold a gun to your head during sex?Janice: Yeah. Well, if that gets him off, I mean, it's not any different than garter belts and nurse's uniforms.Carmela: Well, it's a gun, Janice. I thought you were a feminist.Janice: Usually he takes the clip out.

Tony: See obviously, Richie, you're fucking deaf, I told you ten times, then I find out you're still dealing blow on those garbage routes. Richie: For that I'm losing a fucking bid? Tony: Next time you'll find yourself in the back of one of your trucks.