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Topic: 3 Days Remain (Read 22653 times)

The purge is near. Ready your defenses, cover your windows, hide your documents and lock up the children!Dr. Sword has made it very clear that there will be an event occurring on the 22nd of February. I have previously made it clear that this is no threat to be thought of as a bluff. We have no idea what will happen, only three know the nature of this event: Roph, NAMKCOR and the almighty Sword.

We must redeem ourselves. We must prepare. We must learn what the fuck's going on. We must hope that it isn't for the worse of the forums or its mighty members and armies of inactive accounts.

5 days remain. Start writing letters to old friends and loved ones. Begin a list of things you wish to do before you expire. Enjoy life.

4 days remain. Mourn for your lost time on this earth, remember all of the memorable times in your life. Hide all of your porn really well.

3 days remain. Make sure you go to the lavatory frequently, they don't have them in hell. If you read the bible, it's "Damnation without relief".

We must cherish what little time we have.

The gods have warned us.For speculation on the nature of this purging, please view other people's and give your own thoughts at this thread.

If that's the case, then why did he go on about this?As for you chicken penis head, I think you'll find that roosters do not have penises, rather a cloaca. So I kinda just made your post null and void.