In case you missed our last talk of the Twilight books’ message, we are going to talk briefly about the Twilight movies, today. And by briefly I clearly mean this is a Photopost!! I’ve heard that Stephanie Meyers is considering writing a fifth book and therefore creating a need for a sixth movie. I sincerely hope she’s lying, or kidding. But either way, let’s get to lambasting the movies!!

My Fiance might actually watch that movie!

Call now and get a ‘Restraining Order’ brand vampire repellant!

Some people are probably fapping to this right now…

To be fair, that IS a bad-ass puppet.

Remove the love triangle from the movie Threesome and it’s about a trio of college students who don’t ever study.

So true…

That’s pretty gay, right there.

Fair enough. Sorry.

Thanks to Twilight I suddenly have respect for Tom Cruise’s acting. Yeck!

That would make a great prequel! If only to retcon the actual books.

That’s all for today! Next time we’ll make fun of Kristen Stewart, herself! But first we’ll take a break to talk about the New Year, how’s that?