CONGRATULATIONS, HELEN!

WASHINGTON, June 2010: Helen Thomas has just become the first recipient of the prestigious Annual Rachel Corrie Golden Bulldozer Award.

The Award, voted for in a closed session of the Politburo at the Karl Marx Treatment Center (part of The People's Cube kollektiv), will be given to martyred pushers of progress and opinion-makers whose zealous efforts ended up in being thrown under the bus, bulldozer, or any other piece of heavy equipment.

Other nominees considered for Rachel Corrie Golden Bulldozer Award were:

Comrade Beelzebob, I have never heard such speaking, expressed so clearly! (I don't think I have, but it is hard to remember with so many mandatory wonderful trips to Jiffy-Lobo....) We must always denounce kkkapitalism and with humilitating pride, and glorify the "great good" ™.

Comrade Beelzebob, I have never heard such speaking, expressed so clearly! (I don't think I have, but it is hard to remember with so many mandatory wonderful trips to Jiffy-Lobo....) We must always denounce kkkapitalism and with humilitating pride, and glorify the "great good" ™.

I give you one small applause

Why thank you, Komrade Pulloskies. And what a lovely, disturbing avatar you have.

There are traps around every corner for the loyal prole when we are trying to express ourselves for the Greater Good. Thank Gore there is always self-denouncement if one ever slips up by inadvertedly sounding pro-kapitalist.

Why, only now I am denouncing myself for not visiting the Cube in the last 6 months.

Why thank you, Komrade Pulloskies. And what a lovely, disturbing avatar you have.

There are traps around every corner for the loyal prole when we are trying to express ourselves for the Greater Good. Thank Gore there is always self-denouncement if one ever slips up by inadvertedly sounding pro-kapitalist.

Why, only now I am denouncing myself for not visiting the Cube in the last 6 months.

And many thanks for noticing my AVATAR and not dwelling upon my well endowments, as some do (cough cough comrade Whoopie) The glorious cubical signage is from dearest Red Square himself! I am most blessed.

Grigori, the award is most astute, appropriate and fitting, especially in consideration of all the oil dead birdage about. ooops err, uh, forget what I said . . I meant to say, "yes, it's a glorious award"! STOP TRYING TO RE-CONTRADICT WHAT I SAID... . . . . . is that the gulag phone? Must run!

UpdateVery disturbing, I'm sensing a disturbance in the Progressive Force................it's getting clearer now...............Oh my Obama! Someone's working on another "Hitler Bunker" video. Gasp, it's about Dear Leader's response to the Gulf Oil crisis. There's no end to those crafty Reich-Wing Devils. I'll find it. Even though they're hosting that filth on off-shore servers to evade the People's Justice.

Obama bless YouTube for their valiant efforts to rid the USSA of these hate filled, racist videos.

UPDATE:

(Dec. 4) – Wayne State University has terminated its Helen Thomas Spirit of Diversity in Media award after the former White House correspondent claimed that the United States is controlled by "Zionists."

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