gettin' freaky with them Tajiki across the creeky for an Afghan sneak-peeky

Meros has had something published in the Dominion Post, a paper of the FairFax group. Though pictorial evidence suggests otherwise, he has never worn a beehive for a beanie. Nor is he lanky.
Sorry ladies, lads and the ambiguous love-lorn in-between aubergines (plump and crimson, how I like 'em).