Hey, fans of the 2-8 Browns! Are you having trouble getting excited for Sunday's game against the Charlie Batch-quarterbacked Steelers? Come on, it includes the return of Plaxico Burress! This is AFC North football at its finest! But maybe you're still hesitant about this game's quality. You might be persuaded to go to Cleveland Browns Stadium earlier than usual when you hear about this terrible giveaway, though.

That's right: Free white flags for Browns fans to wave! There's nothing that would intimidate the Steelers more than for them to come out of the locker room to a stadium full of the home fans essentially saying, "Stop, please. No more. Mercy."