You love hoodies.You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team.Shopping is torture.Sad movies suck.You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.You watch sports on TV (sometimes)You love video games.Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!Gory movies are cool.You go to your dad for advice.You own like a trillion baseball caps.You like going to high school football games.You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.Baggy pants are cool to wear.It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think.Sports are fun.Talk with food in your mouthSleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 9

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.You love to shop.You wear eyeliner.You wear the color pink.You go to your mom for adviceYou consider cheerleading a sportYou hate wearing the color black.Video games are boring.Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.You like hanging out at the mall.You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.You like wearing jewelry.Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.You don't like the movie Star Wars.You were in gymnastics/dance.It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.You smile a lot more than you should.You care about what you look like.You like wearing dresses when you can.You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.You love the movies.Used to play with dolls as little kid.Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.Like being the star of every thing

That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger. Are you capable of restraining yourself or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all? - Professor Severus Snape from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"Could you get me some damp water?" - My dad

Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names - Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Not my daughter you bitch! - Molly Weasley from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, part 2

Somebody find me a glass because I just found me a tall drink of water - Creepy old dude from Tangled

My boy - you have the Grim!Grin? What's the Grin?Not the Grin you idiot! The Grim! - Trewlaney, Boy 1 & Boy 2 from Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban

I have a lullabyIt's not lullaby - it's alibi you idiot! - creepy guy & Elliot Stabler from Law & Order: SVU

Knock knock.Who's there?Owls.Owls who?Heh! That's right. Owls *hoo.*If I have to hear any more of his *ridiculous* owl jokes...Hoohoo. It's *hilarious!* - Digger, Gylfie & Twilight from Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole

I have been searching all over the world for you. You're going to be a force for good and a very important sorcerer. But for now, you're my apprentice[stunned] I'm a what? - Balthazar Blake & Dave from The Sorcerer's Apprentice

"No one said it was easy. Not suppose to be. But, I am the ONE. I will not quit. I will be perfect in every aspect. Prepare for greatness!" - my friend Andre

There's only now, there's only hereGive in to love or live in fearNo other path, no other wayNo day but today - RENT cast

"Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it." - Unknown

Hey buddy, you get a haircut? It looks awful - Sue Sylvester from Glee

I definitely have strong feelings for you. I just haven't decided if they're positive or negative yet. - Annabeth Chase from Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightening Thief

What would Jesus do?Do I look like Jesus to you? - Carla & Daniela from In the Heights

Because after you've washed the bills and paid all the dishes, it's finally me o'clock - Mousse Jell-o commercial

I've been thinkingSo I've heard - Fiyero & Elphaba from Wicked

The greatest thing you'll ever learnIs just to love and be loved in return - Christian from Moulin Rouge

These are old man shoes.Excuse me?I love them... A lot. - Dave & Balthazar Blake from The Sorcerer's Apprentice

You're real?Duh - Shilo & Grave Robber from Repo! The Genetic Opera

Remember the story of your nameIt was engraved on a passing ship on the day your family cameYou father said "Usnavi"That's what we'll name the babyIt really said "US Navy," but heyI worked with what they gave me okay - Abuela Claudia & Usnavi from In the Heights

Elphie, now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project.You really don't have to do that.I know - that's what makes me so nice! - Glinda & Elphaba from Wicked.

You know what, Miss Ivy League? I can't take much more of this. This obsessive, compulsive, control-freak, paranoia.What?I didn't pierce my nipples 'cause it grossed you out. I didn't stay at the Kink Club last night because you wanted to go home.You were flirting with the woman in rubber.There will always be women in rubber flirting with me! Give me a break! - Maureen & Joanne from RENT

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, iPOD etc. on shuffle.2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.4. NO SKIPPING SONGS!

(It's FUN!)

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?Tango to Evora - Loreena McKennitt (The Visit)

WHAT IS YOUR IDEAL WEEKEND?Heart and Soul - Jonas Brothers (Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam)

WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD?Seasons of Love - Tracie Thoms, Jesse L. Martin & Company (Rent - The Motion Picture Soundtrack)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?Time of the Season - Straight No Chaser (With A Twist)

IF YOU HAD A SUPERPOWER WHAT WOULD IT BE?Cry For Me - Daniel Reichard & The Four Seasons (Jersey Boys - Original Broadway Cast Recording)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?Finale - Original Cast Recording (In the Heights - Original Cast Recording)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.I'm a MALE FASION DESIGNER, so I MUST be gayI'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditzI'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be smartI'm a DEAF BOY/MAN, so I MUST be gayI'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (1/4 Irish on my dad's side)I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whoreI'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whoreI wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexicI'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (middle-class, but still...)I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriendI'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandalsI'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one" (1/4 Italian on my dad's side)I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedyI'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazyI'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamasI'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong directionI'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHAI'm MORMON so I MUST be perfectI'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm blackI'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.I like the HARRY POTTER BOOK/MOVIE SERIES, so I MUST be a wizardI'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelonI'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (if you count writing as an artistic talent)I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horseI’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheepI’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.I suck blood from my wounds, so I MUST be a vampire or have a vampire fetishI'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (1/4 on my mom's side)I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and futureI don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virginsI'm PAGAN so I MUST worship SatanI'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick (or have green skin)I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcastI like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroosI go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the timesI’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionistI'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistakeI DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.I like cats, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.I'm into Sign Language, so I MUST be Deaf.

Bold are the ones that describe you. Copy and paste this in your profile if you are against sterotypes.

Here's a list of stupid things - bold the ones that describe you.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand9. Tried to push open a door that said pull10. Tried to pull open a door that said push11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else13. Have tripped over air14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on.22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.23. Have run into a closed door24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up48. Have poked yourself in the eye (i've also gotten shampoo in my eye - it hurt like hell)49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb73. Ran into a door jam74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it76. Have purposely licked playground sand77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs97. You have spelled your own name wrong before (my last name)98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. (I do this when I can't sleep)99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Things Not to Do at Hogwarts!! :) (got this off HermioneLennon's profile - some of these are absolutely hilarious!)

1. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp (a dance involving the pelvic thrust) will not earn me any House points.

2. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout, "I have the power!”

3. “Y’all check this here out!” is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to perform an experimental spell.

4. It is not necessary to yell, “Burn!” every time Snape takes points from Gryffindor.

5. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

6. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriate career choice.

7. I will not sing, “We’re off to see the wizard!” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.

8. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

9. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

10. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing Little Shop of Horrors music.

11. It is not necessary for me to yell, “BAM!” every time I Apparate.

12. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.

13. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug a Slytherin Day.

14. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the Charms corridor.

15. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT shirt.

16. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

17. “Draco Malfoy takes it up the arse!” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant…

18. I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

19. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles.”

20. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.

21. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

22. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps. (But how cool would that be??)

23. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals.

24. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.

25. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.

26. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball.

27. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

28. “OMGWTF!” is not a spell.

29. I will not follow Potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.

30. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

31. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

32. If asked in class about Avada Kedavra, yelling, “It does DEATH!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer.

33. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force.”

34. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.

35. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin mascot.

36. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of good and evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout, “There can be only ONE!”

37. I will not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine.”

38. I will not say, “Dude, get a life,” to Lord Voldemort.

39. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

40. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.

41. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “firewhisky.”

42. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.

43. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

44. Seamus Finnigan is not “After me, Lucky Charms!”

45. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.

46. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write, “I told you I was hardcore.”

47. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

48. I will not shout, "To infinity and beyond!!" when I take off on my broomstick.

49. The song "Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead" is never appropriate - particularly not in reference to Professor Umbridge.

50. I will not refer to Draco Malfoy as "the amazing bouncing ferret."

If you have ANY questions/comments/concerns about any of my stories, please feel free to either email me at madameelphaba06@yahoo.com or send me a PM. I love making new friends and am very friendly :)

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the girl who loves her best friend but is afraid to let her know it.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

If you think that Homophobia is totally messed up and needs to be stopped copy and paste this into your profile. If your a Homophobic then your an asshole so piss off! Hey just saying...you are :P

George is a CEO of a large company. He has a conflict - he is in love with two women - Ariana and Raven. He asks Ariana to marry him, only to have her break up with him when she finds out about Raven. She ends up with George's best friend Kevin.

Nestled deep in the heart of Equine Valley, live three herds of horses run by sisters. When one horse from each of their herds go missing, it's up to the sisters to put their rivalry behind them and work together. My last year's NaNoWriMo novel. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

Sara Evans has a dark secret. Matt Clark is the only friend she has. After nine years together, they are madly in love and start their family together. Rated M for future chapters and because I'm paranoid.