Found in the desert after a night of strange activity in the skies, the Avantgarde Trio Classico ($190,000) are finally available for sale. Apart from their brainwashing-capable looks, the Trio Classico deliver otherworldly audio thanks to three horn drivers — a low-midrange, midrange, and tweeter — and four dedicated subwoofers, all of which combine to pump out sound literally capable of transporting you anywhere in the universe. And if you believe all of that, you might actually be crazy enough to pay for them.

Looking for a speaker system to match your very specific decor? The Yamaha MCR-140 Micro Component System ($400) should fit the bill. Available in no less than ten colors, the MCR-140 features a built-in CD player, FM radio, USB, and 3.5mm inputs, Advanced Yamaha Active Servo Technology for enhanced sound, and an iPod dock with wireless transmitter to let you take control of the music anywhere in the room, streaming straight from your hand to the system in uncompressed linear PCM quality.

We like vintage luggage as much as the next guy, but with so many lightweight, airline-ready alternatives available, why not find something else to do with it... like turn it into a boombox? That's exactly what the creator of Boom Cases ($250 and up) did. Each case features a 3.5mm input for connecting a variety of audio sources, built-in amplification, a rechargeable battery good for 7+ hours of playback, and a built-in charger that lets you plug the case in when you're staying put for the night.

Since you're in bed for close to 3000 hours per year, you should probably prioritize your sheets a bit more. Brooklinen can help. They're a startup that is focused on taking your bedding game to the next level. Woven from 100% long-staple cotton, Brooklinen sheets are crisp, cool, and get better with every use. Keep it classic with all-white sheets, or mix-and-match to customize things to look exactly the way you want. It's time to make your whole bed feel like the cool side of the pillow.

Coders, managers, illustrators — whatever your job, odds are you've had to deal with a whiteboard before. Now you can carry one with you with the Wipebook Pro. This full-sized notebook holds 20 8.5" x 11" writeable pages that work just like a normal whiteboard, letting you write, erase, and re-write countless times. Brass binding lets it lay flat, cow-friendly faux leather front and rear covers help when it's time to digitize a page, and unlike the board at work, you can take it home without ever having to worry about an overzealous janitor "cleaning" away your valuable notes.

If the design of your kitchen or den radio matters as much to you as the sound, you're no doubt in the target market for the MINI Rocks Sonoro Internet Radio ($600). This diminutive player features built-in Wi-Fi for streaming Internet radio and songs from your computer, as well as a dimmable OLED display, alarm clock functionality, a RF remote, an eDock for charging and playing your iPod, a solid wood casing with a metallic exterior lacquer, a brushed aluminum front control, and a three-inch full range speaker. Whether or not that's worth 6 Benjamins is up to you.

Sure, we don't have any idea if or when it will ever go on sale, but we want the Case-Real Elekit Tube Amp ($TBA) all the same. This gorgeous steel and aluminum amplifier features exposed vacuum tubes, two minimalistic control dials, RCA and 3.5mm inputs, an automatic sleep mode, and 10 Watts per channel output. A nice alternative to the traditional exposed wire-and-wood builds of most vacuum amps.