they will all continue to contribute, though contract negotiations are ongoing. Unfortunately, I’ve been informed that Brian has hired “controversial superagent” Scott Boras. Did you know that not only is Brian a future historian laureate, but his (admittedly low) .230 batting average is bolstered by an unbelievable pitch calling ability and “professional” clubhouse presence? Man, this blogging thing is complicated.

Carey managed to get in a post despite working TWO jobs already, and not only that but actually hit the magic number 100, so should be expecting some sort of prize. But I digress. Thanks again to everybody who hung around this week to chat.

Chile’s looking to win whales’ swing vote with its new cetacean sanctuary. It will no doubt earn the affection of freshly enfranchised teen starlet Hayden Panettiere, who with her pictogram brigade, is looking to kick Iceland when its down. (I wonder if she’d tolerate a dreamy Ivy-league Brooklyn boy who turns an Inupiat whale hunt into an Internet kalaidiscope.)

From the aforementioned beleaguered land of ponies, Björk shoots off a op-ed telling the IMF where they can stick their aluminum smelters. Then she suggests her homeland’s “almost untouched nature” (don’t ask about the missing trees) could become “one big lush spa.” We heard this same call for conservation as part of a “let’s solve all our problems at once” approach on the Obama Show tonight. Reliving a couple weeks of 1929 has got folks revved up for what came next.

Newshour last week featured this stomach-turning depiction of a “trash-out,” the hauling away of the innards of repossessed McMansions to the landfill. I suppose it’s just another chapter in the Story of Stuff. Bright side: foreclosed houses make great bobcat habitat. (Things don’t look as good for their domesticated brethren.)

Remember the days of Bush, Sr.? When all the best fights were silver-spooned environmentalists v. callous-handed locals? (Those days are behind us, right? right? ) Reminiscing, I like to think of this HSBC ad, perhaps most perplexing commercial ever made, as a period piece.

Some seventy years ago Orwell mused, “Somehow it always seems worse to kill a large animal.” Indeed! Four south African nations gear up for only the second ivory auction since the worldwide criminalization of the ivory trade in 1989, according to the BBC. They hope to raise tens of millions for elephant conservation efforts. NGOs are fretting the sale’s an incentive to poachers, while TRAFFIC attempts to sooth them with line graphs. Just a week ago, eBay caved to pressure to drive ivory traffickers out of its virtual vendue; 39,000 frantic sellers have nine weeks to unload their wares. Did someone say stocking stuffers?

Searchers are giving up hope of every finding those missing killer whales. “The population drop is worse than the stock market,” proclaims the Center for Whale Research’s Ken Balcomb, tagging into this bizarre fight eco-doomsayers have picked with the Dow Jones. But in all seriousness, the remaining number of “southern resident” orcas only just outnumbers the years since Black Friday.

Bright side: The youth of Rotterdam have got Looten Plunder on the run with their (Dance! Dance!) Revolution! Read about here, or better yet head right to Club Watt’s almost erotic promotional video. (But big party foul with this head-scratching headline. What was it Aldo Leopold said about growing accustomed to thinking breakfast comes from the market and heat from the furnace? Apparently, CNN is hoping electricity comes from Eurotrash.)

With the election thankfully only a week away, we’ll soon be able to reflect on what we’ve learned about the terrain of the political debate of a raft of contemporary problems. What will surely pop out is that nuclear power is certainly back on the table, up for consideration in a way it hasn’t been for decades. The presidential candidates are in agreement over its necessity (see here and here), though one is, admittedly, more strident in his endorsement.

It will be up to conservationists and environmentalists to force policy makers to place value on individual people and organisms, cultures and ecosystems, when the weighing of costs and benefits begins. All are easily lost in the statistical rhetoric of risk, the preferred scale of populations and millenia, and the ideology of technological promise.

But just how ahistorical will this debate be (assuming there’s a debate at all)? (more…)

Two great ways to get your science written up in the New York Times: link it to climate change or to Thoreau. Boston University’s Richard Primack and Harvard’s Charles Davis hedged their bets and got lucky yesterday. It seems lots of flowers present in Thoreau’s journals are nowhere to be found by industrious grad students these days, and those that remain are blooming earlier in the year. It’s just more bad news for proud Yankees already wringing their hands over their sugar maples turning Canadian.

Breaking: Senator Ted Stevens was indicted today on seven felony counts of ethic violations after failing to report gifts from VECO Corp., an oil pipeline and oil field services company. You may also know VECO through the National Science Foundation as the official “arctic logistics provider,” in another contract Stevens coordinated.

Stevens is one of the League of Conservation Voters’ Dirty Dozen, and his corruption is well-established. Do you think he is as “disappointed and disturbed” about this court decision as he was about the decision to list polar bears as a threatened species? Here’s hoping this decision means Alaska and its wildlife will be better represented in the future.

As Woody Allen once said, “I am at two with nature.” As it happens, so is a Conservation Blog. I’ll be in the field this week, and in all likelihood internet-less. I have asked some folks to come over and some other folks to poke their heads back out. Hopefully we’ll be hearing from a bunch of different viewpoints on the natural world this week. As you can see at the bottom of this post, the name of the author is included so you can distinguish who’s saying what. If all goes well, we’ll be getting thoughts on conservation from social scientists, ecologists, a historian and an actual practitioner. One of them will be creating the 100th post on this blog. Prize of my choosing.