THOUGHT CRIME! Report who sent that to you, turn the machine it was created with over to me, and gimmie your toaster. MAYBE I'll let you out of my Gulags after 40 years. Platform 6 sounds good to me... Hauptbahnhof NOW! Post!

Commissar Obamissar VodkavichCommissar of Obamissars, Gulags, and Car Wash Products.Not to be confused with The Criminally Insane Vodkov

Is that crap for real?? I almost fell out of my chair laughing at the Progressive Cavalry! Ride your Segway into battle!! Can you imagine a SWAT storming a building with that crap? If I faced them in battle I'd just have to chuckle.

Now we need such coverage of the Great Works of Glorious Liberal President Obama!

Da.

Fearless Leader has overturned The Bush stem cell restrictions. Now TheOne will be able to continue with The Plan. In the manner of Dolly the sheep, HE will now be able to clone vast masses of sheeple, and with selective genetics HE can correct the flaws of evolution like logic and independant thought. No more will he need undoccumented aleins and dead people for electing him.

Was wise to earmark billions of dollars to Planned Parenthood in stimulus package.

Comrade George Soros got the populace hooked on his daily dosage of Bullshit, why create sheep, if there's plenty of these all over the world?

Will be easier to replace populace lost through "independent thought" purges if backup sheeple are at hand. TheOne can never have too many sheeple. Why squander resources on N.E.A. and State Approved Media when Obamazombies can be grown pre-programmed for the greater good?

Well, if the Inbred Mad Dog Bankers Illuminati want an 80% Populace reduction, and they are in control, that leaves 20% sheep. Not many sheep to clone, right?

The Media Carbon/Recession Hysteria is at such full throttle, now, the vast TV-Zombie majority will gladly march to the concentration FEMA camps, not noticing the Barbecue smell in the air.

All for the Party's Planet's good...

Changing the subject, as it's no good being a Mad Inventor, if you don't enjoy it, here's a magnet to use on our Comrade Liberals, for some pranks, as they seem always so darn Serious... Until they catch glimpse of someone else's money, that is.

Here, a 12 mm side square magnet holds a Sledge Hammer to a steel I bar, because it has... 62 Kilos of force!Mwahahahahaha!

But with left, machine gun does not mean full auto. Machine gun can be scary looking imported ex-full-auto weapon rebuilt semi-auto that it has more then 10 non-US made scary parts on it. Even though not full-auto, the left classify as Title 2 weapon and if not holding License To Exercise Second Amendment Right, jackboots assign gulag time and confiscate rights.

All this can be found under the 922R infringement mandated by G. Bush Senior.

Obama to unveil proposals to help small businessesAP - Amid misgivings over his spending blueprint, President Barack Obama has decided to provide billions of dollars in federal money to buy out struggling small business owners."The Government is here to see that you succeed"

Saw sneak peak of new anti-second amendment legislation draft. Now I can not find link so all can Share.

Several pages list firearms that will be illegal to possess in The Land Of The Free.

To clarify, they identified what a banned gun was with some definitions:

A firearm that had a pistol grip and a removable magazine (including pistols)A Semi-automatic firearm that had a front hand guard (including shotguns)Any Firearm that has been or is being used by the military or law enforcement agencies

So both of my deer hunting rifles would be illegal because for a short time, the Winchester Model 70 was a sniper rifle for the US Military. All my pistols would be illegal because they have pistol grips.

Would it not have been much easier to say:"All firearms that use gasses under pressure to expel a projectile are illegal for personal ownership"?

Esteemed Comrade niHil. You must be thinking ofHR 45... If this is the case, I DENOUNCE YOU FOR THE THOUGHT CRIME OF THINKING!! Besides, it has been discussed by some of the bitter clingers who attempt to claim to be Made Progressives on this site.

I just received a letter from the Multnomah County Sherrif saying the county was being pressured to turn over the names and addresses of CHL holders. It included a sample form one could submit to attempt to have their records not be made public. Guess what I'll be doing.

no, HR 45 is "On Hold Indefinitely". This is not legislation yet, it is a rough draught. It was "leaked". It is probably Unstable Clinger Bait. If a band of insane survivalist decided to strike first, then the TheOne can just mandate a complete ban For The Greater Good.

Obama to unveil proposals to help small businessesAP - Amid misgivings over his spending blueprint, President Barack Obama has decided to provide billions of dollars in federal money to buy out struggling small business owners."The Government is here to see that you succeed"

...And wolves are there to see that mutton get fat and plumpy!

Why not set up home CNC business, call it Fabrication, and those Socialist lah-didah tech dazzled will happily comply...

Curious thing is, you can build ANYTHING with those babies... Glorious People's Motivational AK and AR pieces, to name one.MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Saw sneak peak of new anti-second amendment legislation draft. Now I can not find link so all can Share.

......................Any Firearm that has been or is being used by the military or law enforcement agencies

...................Would it not have been much easier to say:"All firearms that use gasses under pressure to expel a projectile are illegal for personal ownership"?

All Hail TheOne

See, Comrades, you will not be able to have this Assault Rifle, nay, Mass Destruction Weapon:

The Model 1855 Rifle Musket, used by the US Army, therefore, tainted with theAssault Rifle Sin!

I stand corrected, your Liberals are even more Retarded Progressive than our €uro brand...But everything's bigger in America! (for now...)

As that dreaded Reactionary, Glenn Beck, says, with Obama, it's never the thing, it's always the fall-back;They will air out such an insane law, the populace will react, then they will fall back into a less insane, more devious and gradual way to have you disarmed safe from yourselves.

-First, they will instate a Civilian Calibre for Peasants, something that will only get the Prision System knucleheads even more mad;-Then, a Civillian Licence to have a pea-shooter inside a vault, the ammo on another vault, so your children are safe to kill themselves, but only with drugs;-Then, they will force you to attend an expensive, lenghty, no working Joe will have the time, Civics Course every year, to teach you how to conveniently bow and worship the Allmighty State's Civic Principles;

-Then, they will take your guns away, anyway, because some stupid, drugged up, Welfare Parasite and bastard breeding Cow concerned anti-gun Mom got killed by her own pothead son, or something like that.

The Mantra of the British ‘Gun Owner’*“I have been examined by the agents of the crown and found fit to own firearms. I have been granted a police approved firearms license.I have installed a police approved ‘security cabinet’ in my police approved home in which I will keep my police approved gun and police approved bullet at all times.I will only use ‘my gun’ where approved by the police.I will only take ‘my gun’ where approved by the police.I will only shoot ‘my gun’ when approved by the police.I will only shoot ‘my gun’ where approved by the police.I will only sell ‘my gun’ to another person approved by the police.If I wish to buy another gun I must ask the police.I will offer my home and guns for inspection by the police upon demand.When it is deemed necessary to confiscate ‘my gun’ I will dutifully hand ‘my gun’ to the police approved police at the police approved police station, and thank them for their assistance"I will, at all times, and to the best of my ability, support and uphold these police approved privileges.“

*A licensed gun is not owned by the person holding it but is only on loan for the duration of the license. Upon expiry of the license the gun will be confiscated by the agents of the state.

Now, ain't this CIVILIZED? Soon all the World will be as... Woopsie as that!...Or is it Hopesy?

The Arab League brings new discussions to the table demanding the United Nations pass laws requiring that countries that use E85, gasohol or oxygenated gasoline also provide halaal gasoline. "How can we discriminate against non-arabs who have had a drink at the pub if our taxis are filled with alcohol?"

The Arab League brings new discussions to the table demanding the United Nations pass laws requiring that countries that use E85, gasohol or oxygenated gasoline also provide halaal gasoline. "How can we discriminate against non-arabs who have had a drink at the pub if our taxis are filled with alcohol?"

They're Arabs, the law they want to pass is ludicrous, sure the Zeropeans and Obama will comply!

They're Arabs, the law they want to pass is ludicrous, sure the Zeropeans and Obama will comply!

(un, that was satire, pointing out how lame it is to expect the UN to police the world enforcing Sharia law and the double standards that Allahites are entitled with around the world)

Must be from living just a Country away from France, those guys are so arab-owned, I believe anything that involves €urocratsand cowering up.

Right here, in Portugal, a local Left Wing moron wanted to pass a law that made it mandatory for Christian Churches to hide the crosses on the outside, "because if MAY offend non-Christians to see a cross"(!)

It didn't pass, but when you see this, you start to believe in everything!

Here's a taste of the French Exception: No PasaranOddly enough, they already know the Gulagsphere!

Comrade Obamissars, is there a... Limit to the graphic content of anti-european graphics?Namely, inserting the Zeropean flag in an image of Scatological nature...

Just click on €urocrtats, above, and you can investigate if that image is thought crime.

Address Gun Violence in Cities: Obama and Biden would repeal the Tiahrt Amendment, which restricts the ability of local law enforcement to access important gun trace information,* and give police officers across the nation the tools they need to solve gun crimes and fight the illegal arms trade. Obama and Biden also favor commonsense measures that respect the Second Amendment rights of gun owners, while keeping guns away from children and from criminals**. They support closing the gun show loophole and making guns in this country childproof. They also support making the expired federal Assault Weapons Ban permanent.

* First, they want to Gestapo-control all guns, so they then can confiscate all of them.

** Keep guns away from children and criminals, yeah, right, like they keep DRUGS away from children, and criminals?

Not even in Prison Blocks can the All-Mighty Megalomaniac Socialist States do that!

NiHil, just trimmed that picture out of the white border, in case you're interested, it's here:Trimmed gold2v.jpg

They said at a gun show today that via Executive Order all US Surplus Ammo Cans must be demilitarized (smashed and punched) before the military can sell them for scrap. This is not satire. Since those cans had been contaminated with bullets they are too dangerous. If you want Ammo Cans for tool boxes etc, get them now.

One of the people who make their living reloading brass to sell as bulk ammunition says on their web page that they will continue operations as soon as they can get more ammo cans from their supplier. Their supplier says there is no known ship date.

Good capitalism there.

Or else the Kenyan did it in the same executive order that says all spent brass must be demilled.

Mr. President, 53% of Americans voted you into office because they saw you as someone who would straighten out the outrageous tax and spend methods in Washington DC.They saw you as someone who related to their concerns, and would serve the people—workers, families, students, etc.—before the politicians.You haven’t even gotten out of your honeymoon period and you’re already proving too weak to reign in Congress. If these 51 days are a precedent for what to expect it’s going to be a tough four years.

Is there too much Harry Potter Mania in the United Kingdom? Some commentator on the radio said something likeThe D'jinn in Great Brittan see Obama as a bit of a savior since he is the first American President who is a mudblood.

So that means all the other presidents were wizards? Even Jimmy Carter?

I must admit that the lack of awareness of a nations history was shocking according to comrade edgarinventor's clip. Thought they taught that stuff in school. Thinking about a proper answer might have been acceptable instead of snapping right away with the wrong one. Didn't know that kids were regularly going to secondary school at age 5 though. Where were the smart ones during this quiz session?

I must admit that the lack of awareness of a nations history was shocking according to comrade edgarinventor's clip. Thought they taught that stuff in school. Thinking about a proper answer might have been acceptable instead of snapping right away with the wrong one. Didn't know that kids were regularly going to secondary school at age 5 though. Where were the smart ones during this quiz session?

Socialism at work, Comrades!Flunking a grade, because you're a lazy twit, is deemed DISCRIMINATION!

These glorious products of Labor Party Governments are ENTITLED to have a grade, no mater what!

It is successful plot to dumb down world to where even Barrack O' Bama could be elected.

...And so EVERYBODY will worship the Zero one:

From that notoriuos Reactionary, Glenn Beck's Site:

Why does communism fails and fails, yet gets in fashion again?Stupid.com has the answer: THE SPLATABLE PIG!

It is most aggravating for some Liberal to see Red and Pig combined, Comrades, but it does embody the resilience of that stupid idea Lofty Ideal, when it collides splat against the wall of Reality Reactionary Thought, BUT only to slowly regain it's original shape... Again, and again, and again!

It's a RED pig, Comrade!Probably a Political Commissar, (Also known as MSNBC/CNN journalists), or a Liberal University Teacher..."Re-distribution of wealth" is all about FEEDING THOSE PIGS!

...AFTER their Obamasters are fed, of course...

On a different subject, I didn't had a chance to give the Obamassiah his New Era Award Cup!Comrades, and Comrade Teocritus in particular, please see if this is a fitting Cup for the one, in Stunning 3D! (wow!) (Blimp TV on Vista quote)

Why not? The first ever Intellectuals to fell in love with Mussolini... Were LiberalAmericanEgg-Heads!Mhwahahaha!*

*A note on Zeuro-Censorship, I pulled this Mad Inventor laugh, and happened to use the words "United Nuclear" on a Gingery Lathe Forum, lo and behold, an Euro-fascist popped along with veiled danger of death warnings, and get this, the turd is an AI Architect for IBM...

IBM, that brought the machines and know-how to scientifically organize the IDs for Hitler's Death Camps...

That's interesting about IBM.. and too bad about the Fascist Euroturd. Sounds like he needs to develop some real intelligence more than architecting the artificial kind. I haven't heard much about IBM lately. Are you talking about International Business Machines or International Brotherhood of Marxists?

3 years later and Our Glorious Leader has nationalized everything from Banks to Car Companies! Don't worry comrade, us secprog fascists are in control now under the label of "Democrat." There will be no more laughing, irony, or absurdity. We will cut it to the quick and label it Cyberbullying(TM). We will praise the state and bring an end to right wing Christian Church's and bourgeois kapitalist enterprise.

Ex-president Obama declares Irma "Hurricane of Peace," urges not to jump to conclusions and succumb to stormophobia

CNN: Trump reverses Obama's executive order banning hurricanes

ISIS claims responsibility for a total solar eclipse over the lands of American crusaders and nonbelievers

When asked if they could point to North Korea on a map many college students didn't know what a map was

CNN: We must bring America into the 21st century by replacing the 18th century Constitution with 19th century poetry

Pelosi: 'We have to impeach the president in order to find out what we impeached him for'

BREAKING: As of Saturday July 8, 2017, all of Earth's ecosystems have shut down as per Prince Charles's super scientific pronouncement made 96 months ago. Everything is dead. All is lost. Life on Earth is no more.

DNC to pick new election slogan out of four finalists: 'Give us more government or everyone dies,' 'Vote for Democrats or everyone dies,' 'Impeach Trump or everyone dies,' 'Stop the fearmongering or everyone dies'

Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power" is humanity's last chance to save the Earth before it ends five years ago

Experts: The more we embrace diversity the more everything is the same

Study: Many non-voters still undecided on how they're not going to vote

The Evolution of Dissent: on November 8th the nation is to decide whether dissent will stop being racist and become sexist - or it will once again be patriotic as it was for 8 years under George W. Bush

Venezuela solves starvation problem by making it mandatory to buy food

China launches cube-shaped space object with a message to aliens: "The inhabitants of Earth will steal your intellectual property, copy it, manufacture it in sweatshops with slave labor, and sell it back to you at ridiculously low prices"

Progressive scientists: Truth is a variable deduced by subtracting 'what is' from 'what ought to be'

Experts agree: Hillary Clinton best candidate to lessen percentage of Americans in top 1%

America's attempts at peace talks with the White House continue to be met with lies, stalling tactics, and bad faith

Starbucks new policy to talk race with customers prompts new hashtag #DontHoldUpTheLine

Hillary: DELETE is the new RESET

Charlie Hebdo receives Islamophobe 2015 award; the cartoonists could not be reached for comment due to their inexplicable, illogical deaths

Russia sends 'reset' button back to Hillary: 'You need it now more than we do'

Barack Obama finds out from CNN that Hillary Clinton spent four years being his Secretary of State

President Obama honors Leonard Nimoy by taking selfie in front of Starship Enterprise