Quote of the Day: Donald Trump Saves the Coal Mines

“If he hadn’t gotten into office, 70,000 miners would have been put out of work,” Patricia Nana, a 42-year-old naturalized citizen from Cameroon. “I saw the ceremony where he signed that bill, giving them their jobs back, and he had miners with their hard hats and everything — you could see how happy they were.”

And those immigration raids last weeks ended up deporting 1.3 million undocumented workers. And Intel’s new factory will give good, high-paying jobs to 250,000 hardworking Americans. And Trump’s Muslim ban prevented 400 acts of terror on American soil.

Sigh. Among his supporters, Trump’s style of governance by TV spectacle is working out well.