Christina Aguilera Gossip

Okay, well, this is what I’m talking about. When I say sibling names don’t match, this is what I mean. Summer Rain Rutler. It’s not my taste, obviously, but I know that Summer has gone from being a hippie-dippie punchline to a useable name, and even though I would be advocating for a more typical name to go with it, the eyeroll that is “Summer Rain” won’t be said often, after the birth announcements die down. Full Story

The difference that shorter hair and longer hemlines, pants, and tucking away the tits makes, right?
Check out Christina Aguilera. She hasn’t looked this fresh, this cute, this GOOD in probably a decade, if not longer. Here’s our Genie In A Bottle…totally remade. Is it still a makeover if the makeover fixes the makeover? How many makeovers has she had? There was the black hair phase. Full Story

Blake Shelton and the other judges from The Voice were on Extra yesterday. Then he went out for dinner with Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend. (Ahem, JLO, please take note. You don’t have to give the guy a JOB, see?)
Anyway, I’m still high on a country music buzz, especially here at Duana’s house since she keeps replaying or singing that Kelly Clarkson song with Vince Gill. Full Story

Sarah Michelle Gellar at her daughter Charlotte’s school today with ears and a skull shirt.
Christina Aguilera took her son Max trick-or-treating. Is that how big he is now?
Gwen Stefani and Zuma were out for Halloween in London having just arrived from Los Angeles. I love this kid. Full Story

Girls, girls....girls. As I always say, Girl Sh-t is the best sh-t. And the best Girl Sh-t usually happens over boys or our bodies, sometimes both at the same time. Look at LeAnn Rimes’s thinnification - is it an accident that her predecessor has the same rail thin frame? This is a study I would pay attention to - what’s more upsetting: another girl flirting with your fiancé or finding out your fiancé, who loves you and would never, ever leave you, thinks you might need to lose weight? I wish I could give you the All Fem fists pump here but that would be a lie. Full Story

Despite numerous reports that she can barely hold her sh-t together, NBC is going ahead with confirming Christina Aguilera as one of the four judges on its new show The Voice, premiering in April. The press conference happened yesterday. She looks busted, always, but maybe not as busted as she’s been lately, which is just a fancy way of saying that this is her sh-t to her past diarrhoea. Full Story

Christina and her KFed-style boyfriend were arrested a few hours ago in West Hollywood. Both were drunk, and he was trying to kill people while driving. Dumb. F-cking. Twat. She’s been booked on public intoxication and he’s looking at a DUI. According to TMZFull Story

Sasha posed this question during the liveblog. My answer was that at gunpoint, I’d take Miley. That’s the point of sh-t vs Diarrhoea – it’s supposed to be hard. I know Miley doesn’t look so tragic here in photos, and you have to remember, the photo agencies generally don’t post too many of the bad ones on these occasions, but during the pre-show with Seacrest, she was working a significant bloat. Full Story

The fallback whenever Christina Aguilera shows up somewhere looking f-cking busted – which is often these days – is that, well, at least she can sing… Still? Errrrm… Last night? At the Super Bowl? The lyrics are a problem. The bigger problem was the singing. That wasn’t singing. Full Story

Written by Duana So there's a report in US Weekly about Christina Aguilera getting so wasted at Jerermy Renner's birthday party that she climbed into his bed (he wasn't in it). The story is notable because there's a quote told in the first person, with "I" statements. Full Story

Christina Aguilera has apparently been waving around a new ring. You know, I don’t get ring porn. Or bauble porn of any kind. I guess I’m dumb because of the value discrepancy but a good bag excites me so much more than a diamond. And, frankly, I find some people with their huuuuuuge diamonds a little tacky. Full Story

So... She announces her divorce. Then hooks up five minutes later with her very own Kevin Federline who was an assistant on the set of Burlesque and now they’re inseparable... and somehow she manages to escape the cheater slap. How? Some would say that Christina’s people strategised well. Full Story

Last week I posted this article with photos of Christina Aguilera at the pumpkin patch playing good mommy with her kid Max noting: Oh this can only mean some sh-t is about to go down. Or leak out. When someone wants to look this good this quickly, you know it’s for storage. Full Story

So I guess they’re not getting back together then? Two days ago she announced they were separated. Today it’s been confirmed that Christina Aguilera has filed for divorce from Jordan Bratman. And then she took her kid to the pumpkin patch. There are photos. Oh this can only mean some sh-t is about to go down. Full Story