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April 4, 2011 Last Minute Cruise Deals

Confused by all of the offers and websites on the internet? Sometimes it can be overwhelming!

Just remember…”The internet is for looking, your Travel Specialist is for booking!”

When you are spending money on a vacation, it is important that it is the right “fit” for you. Every Cruise ship and Resort has a unique personality and it is my job to match your personality up with the perfect vacation! As a Travel Specialist, I can clear the confusion and make your life easier (and happier!).

Nowhere?

YES…Nowhere!

FAST FACTS:

Population – Very Exclusive, only other passengers on your Cruise can visit!

Even if you have never been on a “Cruise to Nowhere”…as long as you have been on a cruise, you have experienced “Nowhere”. Although it is actually “Somewhere”…it is definitely “Nowhere”.

I am on the plane flying back from my cruise to “Nowhere” onboard Royal Caribbean’s Allure of the Seas. Yes, the ship went exactly there…NOWHERE! And it was great!

First let me say, I was on the “Creme de la Creme” of Cruise Ships as far as the facilities, activities & events on a Cruise Ship. At 220,000 gross tons, the Allure of the Seas is best described as a floating City. It is great that the Allure takes you to exotic ports of call…but my favorite port of call for the Allure is “Nowhere”.

When a ship sails to “Nowhere”, it means that it is doing exactly that…floating at sea for a determined amount of time. Now, you might say “WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?!” Here is my Top 10 Reasons for spending a day at Sea:

If you are on a Family Reunion Cruise or Cruising with a group, it gives you the time to really spend together.

I can actually finish that book I have been reading, in a quiet spot on the ship.

Nap time is acceptable

NO cost for excursions!

Great time for educational enrichment or even Company Seminars!

I can just close my eyes, feel the breeze and feel the moment.

Some on my favorite moments on a Cruise are when we are in between ports and have absolutely no pressure and nothing to do except what YOU want to do! In fact, one big advantage of a Cruise Vacation over a land vacation is the endless options of activities. Should you have the dreaded rainy day, on a Cruise you are never bored!

On a Cruise ship the size of the Allure, if you can’t find something to entertain you (or relax you) then we seriously need to call the “I CAN’T HAVE FUN POLICE”! Or maybe even the “PERSONALITY POLICE!” Even the most miserable of people will find something to smile about! No matter what type of person you are, there is something for you…..

Of course even on a small Cruise ship like the Windstar, Sea Dream that doesn’t have all the bells & whistles of a mega ship…a day at Sea is what a Cruise is all about ….relaxation. The gentle breeze, the mesmerizing swaying of the ocean…it is thought provoking, stimulating & pampering.

Fly Safe...

POP QUIZ…

Question :

Where was John Tyner when he said “If you touch my junk, I will have you arrested”!

A. – At the Collingswood Flea Market

B. – At the Jones’ yard sale in my neighborhood.

C. – At the Airports’ TSA security line.

If you guessed “C” then you guessed right (and that means you aren’t living under a rock!).

OMG! This is all I have heard about today! Like this is something new? Just last month my husband got the “Pat Down” at the Airport & I have seen hundreds of other people experience this…yet today, this is the hottest news to talk about?! I thought this was old news!

So here is what happened:

This John Tyner was at the Airport, going through TSA security checkpoints and he refused to go through the new body scanner that they are using. As protocol has it, if you refuse to go through the scanner, your option is to get a “pat down” (as seen on cop shows since the Dragnet days!). Well, this John Tyner wasn’t happy about that! So as the TSA agent was giving an explanation of how he would be “Patting him down” he said “If you touch my junk I will have you arrested”. The TSA Agent informed him that he needed to call a supervisor since he made that statement (OF COURSE! that statements says “I am going to sue you and have your job”, so he had to protect himself!).

Long story short…John Tyner never went on his trip. TSA is pretty straight forward – If you don’t go through security, you don’t get on the plane! I personally like that rule. But apparently there are many people who disagree with me. Here is my case…

I fly often and have been very inconvenienced at the TSA security. I too have bitched & moaned about the time delay (it’s just human nature to complain). And through it all…I am so happy that they are there doing their jobs. I gladly take my shoes, belt, sweater & bracelets off. I gladly pull out my laptop, ziploc filled with liquid items & electronics. I gladly step aside to be searched more thoroughly when it is requested of me. I actually get excited, because to me it means that they are doing their jobs!

They are not there to get their “Jollys”. TSA is there to protect the people, the planes & America from another tragedy. I say “Thank You” and I gladly oblige. The day I stop believing this, is the day I stop flying.

John Tyners’ first problem is that he didnt want to go through the Body Scanner. Me? I kinda agree with that. Not because I am worried about someone seeing an image of my body…but because I am not convinced that the radiation is safe. (Although, I think people wearing burkas or other large garments that could hide so much should HAVE TO be scanned. That is just common sense! Cut the “I don’t want to profile and hurt anyones feelings” crap, because this is about safety, and safety supersedes political correctness!)

So I would agree to be patted down. I have nothing to hide. I sacrifice a little inconvenience for the safety of all. I am getting on a plane with many other people, and that is a privilege, not a right. And everyone else on that plane deserves to have the comfort that I am not hiding anything. I personally don’t want to get on a plane & worry about someone having circumvented TSA!

John Tyner needs to get over himself and start thinking about the collective good for Airline travel and that is preventing terrorists from attacking us again! Does he really think that TSA agent wanted to touch his junk?!

I remember when everyone was freaking out that their pocketbooks and carry-ons were being scanned. I remember when everyone was freaking out about having to take off their shoes! I remember when people were freaking out about not bringing liquid or sharp instruments through security…and now this is the new thing. TSA security keeps evolving & changing due to threats and concerns that we (the general public are not even aware of. As Americans, we need to kinda “go with the flow” as it is a learning process for all of us, and totally for our own good!

Sure, could the process be improved? Yes. Is it flawless? No. Are there always a few bad eggs in ANY job place, that abuse authority and should be fired? YES. But I believe that the TSA is doing the best they can to keep America & Americans safe.

So if the TSA agent accidentally touched this guys junk, I say “Who freaking cares!”

It is simple to me…If you want to fly, you have to follow the rules…or don’t get on my plane!

The biggest complaint that Airline passengers have is “Lack of space”. I feel that it is almost inhumane to expect people to travel in such extremely tight quarters for flights over 3 hours. I sometimes wonder how the airlines can get away with it! What would it really cost for them to take 2 rows out and give everyone a bit more leg room?

For those who have flown cross country, it can be torture! Now, Air New Zealand has come up with a great idea that they will be including on their new 777’s…”The Sky Couch”. The “Sky Couch” will turn a row of 3 seats into a bed by raising a footrest that becomes a platform extension, creating a lengthwise bed. I think that is a GREAT idea!!!

If you are willing to buy the extra seat in the middle (still much cheaper than first class), you have the ability to transform the basic economy seat, into something you can cozy up on. You still don’t have all the bells and whistles of First Class…but at least you can “cuddle” up and sleep through your long flight! Continental Airlines …”Are you LISTENING!!”?

I hope that other airlines follow suit and make arrangements for more comfortable, humane ways for people to travel in flight. I give Air New Zealand a big “Thumbs Up”!