As if my mom needs to worry that my career path has even less credibility, Celebuzz has given noted meatball Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi an outlet to share her life with new baby Lorenzo, pictures of her in a bunch of different hats, and a critical analysis of the 2008 historical drama Frost/Nixon.

In her words:

From becoming a mom to the most beautiful baby boy, Lorenzo, to the end of MTV's Jersey Shore and the launch of the second series of Snooki & JWOWW, my life has been filled with both exciting beginnings and bittersweet endings. This website is one of those exciting beginnings!

She will also be hawking "the constantly expanding "Snooki" by NicolePolizzi brand and the new "Snooki Couture" line, [which] includes slippers, sunglasses, tanning and sunless lotions, headphones, jewelry, phone/tablet accessories, apps, handbags, fragrances, sandals, boots, beauty and hair products," and already posted a video whose description includes "See if Deena and I know some SAT words!"

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I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that, as it states in her bio, Snooki is "the New York Times bestselling author of A Shore Thing, Confessions of a Guidette and Gorilla Beach." I would also like to take this opportunity to confess that two years ago, my old blogging job sent me to a Snooki book(ie) signing to get her Jane Hancock on a copy of A Shore Thing.

50 years from now, a bright-eyed child will look up from his textbook, raise his hand and ask, "What was a Snooki?" There will be no good way to answer this question except perhaps to employ the definition of a Supernova. "Well, Jimmy, it was an extremely luminous stellar explosion that caused a burst of radiation that often briefly outshines an entire galaxy, before fading from view over several weeks or months."