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Milton Waddams: Excuse me? Excuse me, seÃ±or? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a piÃ±a colada, and I said no salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...Mexican Waiter: Lo siento mucho, senor. Pinche gringo. (english translation: "I'm very sorry sir. ****ing gringo.")Milton Waddams: Lo siento? If it happens again, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this place down, sir? I could take my traveler's checks to a competing resort... I could write a letter to your Board of Tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could... I could put strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, big grains of salt.

Milton Waddams : Excuse me? Excuse me, seÃ±or? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a piÃ±a colada, and I said no salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...
Mexican Waiter : Lo siento mucho, senor. Pinche gringo. (english translation: "I'm very sorry sir. ****ing gringo.")
Milton Waddams : Lo siento? If it happens again, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this place down, sir? I could take my traveler's checks to a competing resort... I could write a letter to your Board of Tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could... I could put strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, big grains of salt.