Hey mc_Justmc. For You/ When I Was Younger And REALLY FUCKING STUPID!!

Hey mc_Justmc. For You/ When I Was Younger And REALLY FUCKING STUPID!!

mc_Justmc REALLY wanted me to post this as a blog lol.When I was 21 (32 years ago OMG) I had a smart mouth and I did NOT necessarily know how to use it lmaoI took STUPID STUPID chances. Some of the shit I pulled, well, lets just say was BAD!!! I am still AMAZED at some of the things I did. I JUST WOULDNT do now what Im about to tell you about.I should have been arrested but VERY lucky for me I wasnt.Just remember I was 21 and a FUCKING IDIOT!! I was driving FAR TOO FAST I was going 100km per hour and the speed limit was 60km per hour. It was a quiet street, lots of big trees and a slight curve halfway through the street. I came barreling around the curve almost lost control, tires squealing and braking hard!! Thats where the cop was sitting, right after the curve. He heard me and then saw me. Obviously I was fucked and he pulled me over immediately.I remember having a shirt on that showed WAY TOO MUCH CLEVAGE, I can still hear my mom's voice telling me " no daughter of mine is leaving in that top" Anyway, going that fast was going to make me loose points on my license, a huge ticket and my insurance was going to go way up!! I was also driving my mother's new car (mine was in the shop being repaired) I was in deep shit, so MY IMMATURE AND NIAVE brain thought hey- lets see what happens if I say I will give him a hand job if he will let me just go. Cops where different then, its like they were REALLY people. Sure there were assholes but 30 years ago the assholes were few.The cops face was blank, no expression and then a big smile. He thought it was a fair trade to him.So then I was nervous because I was young and the cop, if I had to guess was 45-50 years old. Yup, I gave him a hand job, he came in less than 2 minutes and I was on my way. I would NEVER has the balls to pull this nowFUCK I cant believe I was ever that STUPID!! If your wondering he had a small cock