He gives everyone the hump
Comes across as a right chump
Threatens his political opponents with a thump

“This mans a lunatic not fit for office” his critics cry
There will be fireworks if he were to be elected President…..bigger than 4th of July
Doesn`t know what day of the week it is…….common sense just seems to pass him by

Pompous and overweight……..who ate all the pie?
An arrogant bully – I wonder who will be his next fall guy?
Always right yet never in the wrong…..Mr Drip Dry

But how did he get this far on lies and suppositions one might ask
For his PR team I´m sure this must be a demanding task
As the mans rhetoric is so radioactive, I for one would not care to bask

Came the election Mr Trump planted his seat
In the oval office turning politicians world wide as white as a sheet
But had he lost the election the reason would have been all too clear……for you see everyone else would have been a cheat!!