A boring inconsequential country filled with whiny people very interested in ensuring that no one has any fun, except themselves. This does not make sense but neither does Canada. The country was founded by tough, adventeurous people but recently pussies, faggots and whining bitches have taken over.

A coup is presently underway by immigrants from China, Vietnam, Phiilipines, Somalia and Jamaica among others who are seeking to overthrow and expel all real (white) canadians. Because most real canadians have shifted to the "punk bitch pussy" camp they are easily overwhelmed by any accusation of "racist" and bend over backwards succeeding in putting their heads up their own asses to accomodate the preceived needs and/or human rights violations of a "new canadian" who recieves citizenship and a passport as well as access to free healthcare, education, safe communities etc. in only three years without having to learn English or French or any of the customs or history of the once great nation.
Pussified punk bitch Canadians celebrate this process and call it "multi-culturalism" and celebrate by farting at each other and telling themselves they smell just like roses.

Meanwhile the "new canadian" laughs all the way to the bank as he sponsors 75 family members into the country now that hes a citizen and each one of the elderly will recieve 500,000$ in healthcare and every last one of them signs up for welfare and gets a job in one of the ethnic ghettoes that pays under the table and pays no tax.

Every immigrant tries their hardest to cheat the government of paying taxes and laughs at what abunch of pussy faggts most Canadians are as they slowy take over the country.

Canada conversation

Real Canadian whose family built the country and left dozens of dead on battlefields around the world:

"Wow, that shopping mall doesnt have one sign in English, and when i asked the attendant where the bathroom was they couldnt even speak english, thats fucked up?"

Pussified faggot punk bitch "Canadian": "Oh....youre such a racist!"

"New" Canadian ( in some gibberish other than english or french because they never bother to learn it): "Fucking losers.. we will own your huge country and all its mineral wealth and you will be deported, ha ha"

1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

Hey,
I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really, really nice, uh,
I have a Prime Minster not a president,
I speak English and French, not American,
and I pronounce it about, not a boot,
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.

One of America's best allies. There is no reason for Americans to bash Canada or Canadians to bash America. God bless Canada and God bless America. May the two wonderful nations live together in harmony.

Canada is a country directly above my own. We have many things in common. How about I list some?
1)We both use maple syrup like crazy.(We have something called IHOP)
2)We both play hockey (personally I dont)
3)We both buy and sell products with each other
4)We both have thousands of hypocritical asses who post their intellectually devoid "insults" on urbandictionary.com

Our large neighbor to the north. Largest chief cities include Montreal, Quebec, Ottawa, Toronto, Winnepeg, Vancouver, and Calgary. They have the flag with the well-known maple leaf in the center. They are not cowards and pansies contrary to popular belief. Canada sent thousands of soldiers to fight and die in World War I, and again in World War II, and even joined our coalition against the Communists during the Korean War.
I don't think they are weak at all. I earnestly hope that the United States and Canada shall become allies. I would be proud, as well as millions of other Americans, to have them as close friends.

I would love for Canada and the United States to have a closer, friendly relationship with one another, and to stand together against terrorism. Canada is an awesome country.

The second largest country in the world, which is unfortunately highly steryotyped. We do't walk around wearing SARS masks and saying 'eh' all the time, or any of those other idiotic stereotypes posted! We've got a very diverse population including Sri Lankans, Macedonians, Bulgarians, Ethiopians, Guyanese, Jamacians, Italians, Indians, Argentenians, Vietnamese, Laotian, and many more! We don't all live in igloos, and don't all hate Americans. Hell, I've got an aunt in Chicago! gawd, why cant all people get along?!