Review by Brother ReedIf you haven’t seen The Cabin in the Woods and are the type of person who likes to get the most out of your movie-going ventures, take heart. I’m about to tell you how to have a great time in 5 easy steps.

Step 1: Go to Fandango, IMDB, Moviephone, or other online movie outlet of your choice.
Step 2: Find out when and where The Cabin in the Woods is playing near you.
Step 2.5: Buy your ticket now (optional).
Step 3. Stay away from trailers, spoiler-trapped movie forums, and reviews. Oh yeah, and stop reading this review.
Step 4: Leave your baby with a sitter.
Step 5. Go see The Cabin in the Woods.