We love you buddy! @midnight is kicking ass, the @nerdist podcast is some serious next level shit – and that is one big-ass (and probably delicious) chocolate chip cookie you’re Pounding. But if you’re not happy, then what’s the point of it all?

Thanks to Wired.com for bumming us out.

We hope the grind isn’t starting to get to you. If you ever want to just unload, shoot the shit for a while, please give us a call. We would love to hang. In the meantime, check out these guys from @onedirection as they do a number on a Granny Smith. Maybe it will help you to rediscover the joys of Pounding It.