Are you sexually active?
You've gained weight since last year, haven't you?
I see here that you're having more than 7 alcoholic drinks a week...
What are you doing about your adult acne?
Why won't you accept my Facebook friendship request?
Are you currently experiencing any anxiety or stress?
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Capricorn (Dec 22 - January 19)
Characteristics: practical, serious, hard-working, reserved, selfish
What you will be seen eating: scraping all the mini marshmallows off the top of the sweet potato casserole for yourself
What you will be seeing doing: masterminding a … [Read more...]

I went to an Alpaca Farm.
New York City is like a giant playground for grown adults with slight ADD and who are comfortable with a particular level of disconcerting and acknowledged filth. If you live in New York and you find yourself bored, it isn't the city's fault - that, my friend, rests solely upon your lack of curiosity. Now, you can fill … [Read more...]

Um, the Current State of the NYC Real Estate Market?(??)
Being in an industry that is 100% commission, with zero benefits, where business is never handed to you, and is intrinsically tied to an extremely volatile and unpredictable market is a bit stressful. Some magical combination of the stock market, the job market, interest rates, the general … [Read more...]

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Digestible Real Estate News
We're keeping this recurring piece to do a bit more for those genuinely interested in New York real estate, not just food porn, and give my LinkedIn designation a little luster. Taking a note from the easy to absorb nuggets of information in MarketSnacks' newsletter (blanketed with this … [Read more...]