smooth pick up lines for guys

“On our first date, my now-husband asked if he could put his hand in mine to ‘see if they fit properly.’ He was is one smooth motherf*cker.”

“I’m going on a long walk, [extends hand], can you hold this?”

“I was once at a Starbucks and the barista looked like a Rastafarian caricature: Skinny, 6’

‘I’m sure that you have a boyfriend so I’ll leave you alone but you are really beautiful.’ Then the guy gave me flower from his lapel, turned and walked away. All night I was looking for him and when I found him ended up gushing, ‘I don’t have a boyfriend! Lucky us.’”

“What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? Honestly, that dress is gorgeous!”

If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Are you wearing space pants? cause your butt is out of this world!

“Hey, I got to go in like a minute but I wanted to ask u something real quick: do you like milk with ice?”

Had a guy in high school call me cool breeze all the time. one day i finally asked him why he called me that. he said because i was like a breath of fresh air.

“Does this smell like chloroform?”

I regret deleting this solar system because you ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD.

I love you”
And the person will get red in the face and will will be like: I love you too”
And I will be like: “Wtf? I mouthed olive juice not I love you what are you talking about?”

“Did it hurt? When you fell from the sky? Because you’re face looks pretty f#&ked up.”

Hey, are you by any chance Irish? Because when I look at you my pen*s doubles in size.

“What’s an awful person like you doing in a nice place like this?”

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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