So it is totally nearly my 24th fucking birthday, like just over a month or whatever. And I know you are all totally freaking out over what to get me, so I made you a list. What a generous motherfucker I am.

DVDs – CLICK HERE
One Fright Fest weekend ticket (third to fifth row, isle seat please)
Anything Goes by John Barrowman
Some proper manly weights
Snazzy new (preferebly Nike) trainers – like hi tops 80s one, that are garish and rank but also awesome as apposed to just garish and rank
Liposuction
A big telly, 32″ and above
More DVDs
MONEY