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In this picture, Rita, who happened to be the easiest person to hypnotize in the Western Hemisphere of the 1960s, has just read a few sentences of Svengali hypnotizing Trilby in the George DuMaurier novel. She had to be doused with several flagons of ale to bring her out of the trance.

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My father was an unrepentant ptarmigan, my mother a card-carrying bat. Raised in a snowbound cave, I naturally craved justice, and found none. Therefore, it, and when I say it I mean the local death pig, behooved me. Behooved, I made my way into the world of crime via baking. I discovered soon enough that […]

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He’s that globe looking cactus dealie at the lower right. His name, 6fge5i8jn5tfe3, translates to Ron in English. And yes, your eyes deceive you not. Those are tribbles at the lower left. Maintained by the triffids in suspended animation, they have been hauled here to be reanimated and released when the actual triffid world dominance […]

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Scene – Curtain up reveals ready room of Admiral’s flagship. The Admiral, a grim visaged chipmunk, is seated. Facing him, standing stiff at attention is as fine a chipmunk as ever sailed the seven seas. Admiral: At ease, Captain. Report. Captain: Yes, sir. She’s almost ready. Admiral: Almost isn’t good enough, Captain. You must have […]

Horatio Leaf’s red globe minions thrilled to his rallying cry.
‘On this day at this hour the field is ours for the taking. On then, my lovelies, ATTACK!’
Glory was theirs. The bloody feast saturated the silent night. #dada#flashfictionpic.twitter.com/Xaz2ilR0KT