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After spending several years touring the country as a stand up comedian, Ed Brayton tired of explaining his jokes to small groups of dazed illiterates and turned to writing as the most common outlet for the voices in his head. He has appeared on the Rachel Maddow Show and the Thom Hartmann Show, and is almost certain that he is the only person ever to make fun of Chuck Norris on C-SPAN.

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The Mother of All False Flag Conspiracies

Within minutes of the shooting at the Washington Navy Yard, Alex Jones was screaming “FALSE FLAG!” as he does in every situation. Now the Daily Paul, a website and forum for Ron Paul fans (though not officially linked to him) has come up with the mother of all false flag conspiracy theories about the incident:

U.S. military police were targeted and killed by Obama in the Washington DC Navy Yard shooting. Why? Agents from the U.S. military’s criminal investigation units had uncovered a plot to detonate a nuclear device in the heart of the nation’s capitol as part of an Obama government false flag. Officials from NCIS (United States Naval Criminal Investigative Service) and the U.S. Office of the Provost (both with field offices inside the Washington DC Navy Yard) had threatened to arrest Obama for planning to attack Syria without Congressional approval following a planned nuclear detonation false flag in Washington DC. The Office of the Provost is on the second floor of Building 34, One First Avenue, Charlestown Navy Yard and NCIS is located at 716 SICARD STREET SE, SUITE 2000, WASHINGTON NAVY YARD, DC.

The United States Naval Criminal Investigative Service (NCIS) is the primary law enforcement agency of the United States Department of the Navy. It investigates activities concerning crimes against or by United States Navy and United States Marine Corps personnel, along with national security, counter-intelligence, and counter-terrorism cases. A false flag is the crime of treason – levying war against the United States. If United States Navy or United States Marine Corps personnel are involved in planning for and preparing a false flag event in Washington DC or anywhere else in the United States, NCIS and its agents are duty bound to investigate and take action to counter those terrorist acts against the United States.

Prior to the Washington DC Navy Yard shooting the Joint Chief of Staff and Provost Marshals were planning and preparing to arrest Obama for treason. For levying war against the United States with a planned false flag in Washington DC on the anniversary of 9/11 – a nuclear detonation.

I, uh, I don’t suppose you have any evidence for this, do you? Of course not. But the lack of evidence only proves how deep the conspiracy goes, don’tchaknow. I’m sure you’ll be shocked to hear that Erik Rush thinks it’s quite plausible.

Wait, so if the shooting happened, does that mean the bomb is off? Or is that still going to be a thing? Seems to me that if you silence your critics with bullets, you can still hatch your nefarious plan. Just move the date. We have enough happening on 9/11 already. Give us a whole grieving season leading up to christmas.

Actually there is a schmuck calling himself stopthewars who regularly comments on Jeffrey Goldberg’s blog that accuses the Mossad of all manner of false flag operations (e.g. the terrorists attack in Boston, 9/11, the terrorist attack on the Navy Yard in DC, etc.).

@Bee: That’s only because Ducky would have found the inconsistency in the autopsy. “This man was actually killed five days ago, Jethro!” Palmer would sit, quietly, in the corner, embarrassed that his attempted wisecrack fell flat.

Meanwhile, Vance would spend hours talking to various shady political guys who’d keep telling him “You’re in over your head!” and “You have no idea how deep this goes!!!”

Actually there is a schmuck calling himself stopthewars who regularly comments on Jeffrey Goldberg’s blog that accuses the Mossad of all manner of false flag operations (e.g. the terrorists attack in Boston, 9/11, the terrorist attack on the Navy Yard in DC, etc.).

@Bee & Dexeron: I was thinking the same thing only you forgot the Ziva would disable the bomb with 1-2 seconds left with nothing more than a pocket knife. And McGee would have hacked into the NSA (used to be FBI) to find the incriminating email that Obama sent to set the whole thing into action.

Crazy people (alex Jones type crazy) can’t even recognize different crazy (Aron Alexis delusions of ULF crazy) in different people…that’s next level crazy.

Ed is WILLFULLY IGNORANT of the FACT that Alex Jones is himself a FALSE-FLAG OPERATIVE for the GOVERNMENT. He is a NEW WORLD ORDER SHILL intended to make ranting conspiracy theorists THOSE who KNOW the TRUTH look like RIDICULOUS PARANOID NUTJOBS!

You would actually think that an attempt to attack NCIS and the Office of the Provost would actually get the right building. Or at least the right city.

NCIS is headquartered at Quantico, VA. The Washington DC NCIS office is in Annacostia – about 2-3 miles away from the Navy Yard.

The Office of the Provost is actually an Army command – I believe they are based out of the Pentagon, . The address given above for them is at the Charleston Navy Yards. In Boston.

The building Alexis attacked, Bldg 197, is the headquarters for the Naval Sea Systems Command. I believe that there is a small security office in the building, but that is simply to deal with security issues within the building.

Sheesh. I wonder how many of these conspiracy theorists could be clinically diagnosed with Maladaptive Fantasy-Prone Personalities. Sounds to me like they’re living in their own little mental videos inside their heads. Not always harmless, I suspect.

Dexeron: and maybe Ward Abbot would add something like “I gave thirty years and two marriages to this agency, I’m due to retire next year, so if you think I’m gonna let you dangle me with a plot like this, you can go to Hell.” Oh wait, wrong series…

The building Alexis attacked, Bldg 197, is the headquarters for the Naval Sea Systems Command. I believe that there is a small security office in the building, but that is simply to deal with security issues within the building.

That’s what they want you to think it is. But did you notice it didn’t deal all that well with the latest security issue in that building? That’s because it’s really a gateway to the conspirators’ evil lair, where they were busy plotting to poison our precious bodily fluids instead.

I just looked at the list of the victims, and none of the dead were military police. One was a private security contractor.

COINCIDENCE?!! I think not. The private contractor was bravely defending free enterprise against the commie liberal military plot, so he had to die. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!

Wait, so if the shooting happened, does that mean the bomb is off? Or is that still going to be a thing? Seems to me that if you silence your critics with bullets, you can still hatch your nefarious plan. Just move the date. We have enough happening on 9/11 already. Give us a whole grieving season leading up to christmas.

Well, seeing as the shooting took place on September 16, 5 days after this year’s anniversary, clearly the bomb was meant to go off next year to start a war with Syria, or something…ok, I need to work on the details a bit more.

You should read your own cite a little more carefully. In what you link to, Mr. Weinstein does not assert, that Christians in the US military are actively trying to start a nuclear war. . ., as you falsely claim @ 25. The fact you are also a liar has already been well-established, so no big surprise here.