There's only two pics from the
first day worth posting, since we rushed to
get coasters in so the second day would be
more relaxed. Anyway, I'm sure everyone has
talked about their coaster trains; this is how
they are supposed to look.

Now this is just ridiculous. Mt
Olympus, fix your cars! It's not like you're
hurting for money! But then I looked and i
don't think they have transfer tracks for
replacements! But still I held on to the bar
just in case... but you see from this pic, it
may have been in vain!

Let's jump to day 2. And the
star of the show. Everyone say hi to Bryan!
When Robb announce the "Take photos of bryan"
since he complained, I knew he was in trouble
since I'm quite dangerous with the camera!
This is before we found out about his mom
posting, but let's pretend you didn't know...

Bryan Credit!

"I'm only 17", Bryan whispered. Poor thing.

"Shut up and take it" I said. ;)

Yep he became a statue credit on the trip. The
first of many.

After the first train departs
during the Hades ERT, it get stuck getting
back to the station! Guess that woods still a
bit wet! We did overshoot the station on Zeus
and had to ride it again... double ouch!

Seems like everyone one wanted
to "serve" and "pooch" for the camera. Work it
Evan!

Having a problem, boo?

Looky, looky! Another credit to
be had! Ahhh!

Don't run! Don't Run!

Zeus Credit. He told my fortune
and I was trying to get him back for it!

Hmpf. Save your money. It was
only cute when Bo Derrick did it, and how many
decades was that ago? Exactly. And you might
wind up with some of that weave from Beech
Bend!

I have video of this pic as
well... that poor kiddie coaster! It was
barely making the hill! I was waiting for the
coaster to roll back and valley!

You still doing ok, Bryan!
(Yep, still bothering him)

And no update would be complete
without a statue credit... Froggie style! That
poor kid didn't know what to do!

Ohh, oh yeah!

We need a price check at
register 3! Oh, really... it's not in the
system? Well mark it for a fast sale!

(You guys know he's loving the attention now...
wait until he gets to Timber Falls! I got him
modeling! He does the drag queens proud!)

Of course with the operators
manually dispatching the cars at Timber Falls,
we had a little time to mess around in the
line... of course I had to teach Bryan the art
of "pooching"... the first shot didn't come
out because of all this biatches with camera
got in my way! I had to read: "This is my
shot! My shot! Back up out of the frame
fuckin' bitches!"

The second shot... just a
little blurry... (sigh).. I need a new
cameraman!

You got the hang of it Bryan!
Serve! Sell it!

Ok, get your ride in and I'll
bother you later!

Hey gal! Smile!

We've certainly gotten our
share of battle scars on this trip! My thighs
are all bruised up from the lap bars at Son of
Beast at Kings Island! Luckily I can hide 'em
with shorts!

For the last time, I'm not
buying you liquor! You just leave the drinking
to the grown folks! Don't hate!

But I think I will get one for myself!

"Mhuah!"

(after beer #4 I'm in rare form)

Yep, we're all having fun at poor Bryan's
expense... All that teen angst!

And in honor of "Hairspray"...

I got Bryan channeling a little impromptu Tracy
Turnblad at the snack bar!

Between pooching and makeshift wig pictures, I bet
Bryan's definitely gonna log off his account when
he's not around!

After Timber Falls I found a
little shop next to this haunted house, where
I snapped my next credit...

A group of us found our way to
a "Top Secret" attraction near Mount Olympus
Amusement park, and we paid the group rate to
get in. After we left, I wanted a refund. Now
ladies and gentlemen of the jury, tell me,
would you be scared of this alien? You see how
much money went into the upkeep of this
attraction... looky looky, an alien with nubs
for fingers! A hot damn mess!

Even worse, the girl giving the tour was horrible.
That bitch worked my last good nerve, and I didn't
have my daily allowance of alcohol to put up with
her! I wanted to take my pump off and wear her out!
"Shaddap you two bit whore!"

Luckily, being from St. Louis, I know how to make
some fun out of nothing. I surely could have had a
V-8 though!

Cheap.Tired.Ramshackle.Gutbucket.

Another "monster" in the
attraction. Could ya'll flip a few coins to
get some animatronics up in this bitch? No?
Then shut it down!

I bet you're wondering what's
in the back. Just call it "Rexy". Gary takes
another award-winning photo with the main
elements cut out. Still love ya boo, but we
violating "Camera 101"! Doesn't matter anyway;
the cheap thing wasn't moving either. Add that
"tour guide" screeching "Oh it's a dinosaur!"
with her "acting" didn't make the atmosphere
any better. That's when I should have ran over
and shoved that bag in my hand down her
throat.

"Shut up! Shut up you whore!"

You would have heard her say "Oh it's a
(gurgle-gaggguggguh)!"

Clinton giving fortunes?!? He
should have read his own tea leaves that said
"If you see a chick in a blue dress, put her
fat ass out of the white house and leave her
alone! And hide your cigars!"

Come to think of it, he must have been hard up to
run after old Monica in the first place. Did you
get a good look at that gal? Hillary much have put
the coochie on lockdown; or did she ration it out?
Old Bill sure could have did better than that; but
then I don't think there's many gals that had
access in the White House that would agree to make
tuna-flavored cigars!

Anyway this makes a good statue credit though! I
saved my dollar and refrained from getting a
fortune. I knew it already: if I put money in this
machine I would get robbed! Oh I looked more like
Bill Clinton than this cheap assed mannequin.

'Nuff said.

And of course this finally
leaves to Robb giving Bryan the gift (the
shirt says "It's all about me") for being such
a good sport... and for also making the
Wisconsin Dells photo report so special!

And finally for this update we
have Chuck channelling Maria Conchita Alonso
coming out of the shower in Extreme Prejudice
(staring Nick Nolte) ;). Work the wrap! Give
us the pristine damsel! Next we're off to Six
Flags Great America!