Finally! SOMEone thinks I am cool!

Probably not that many 12 year old boys thought I was cool when I was 12, but now, apparently...First, some background.As is customary, Stefanie and I provided some kippot (more background: those are those little hats we Jews like to wear) for our wedding, and also as is customary, we had our names and the date of the wedding printed inside of them. Since Meret was involved in the whole thing, we put her name on it too.Some of our guests took the kippot, we kept a few as souvenirs, but the majority of them ended up staying at the synagogue, where whoever wants to can use them.So today, after services, a guy came up and told Stefanie and I that his son and his son’s friends had come across some of our wedding kippot, and that his son had come up to him, perplexed by the three names on it (Me, Stefanie, and Meret) and asked his father what they had all been wondering--- “Does this mean that they are a THREESOME?”Ah the ability of the pubescent male to make absolutely anything into something sexual is limitless.