You guys do realize that he stated it would happen at 6:00 LOCAL time, meaning when your time zone hits 6:00, it begins for you, and it moves around
the world hitting each time zone at exactly 6:00 that time zone, so you still have several hours to go..... then, after 6:00 your time, you can come
on here and tell us what you do (or do not) see....

Originally posted by Under Water
You guys do realize that he stated it would happen at 6:00 LOCAL time, meaning when your time zone hits 6:00, it begins for you, and it moves around
the world hitting each time zone at exactly 6:00 that time zone, so you still have several hours to go..... then, after 6:00 your time, you can come
on here and tell us what you do (or do not) see....

that is all.

Don't you love how God is so punctual! He should be a spokesgod for fine certified chronometers.

Originally posted by Under Water
You guys do realize that he stated it would happen at 6:00 LOCAL time, meaning when your time zone hits 6:00, it begins for you, and it moves around
the world hitting each time zone at exactly 6:00 that time zone, so you still have several hours to go..... then, after 6:00 your time, you can come
on here and tell us what you do (or do not) see....

that is all.

Don't you love how God is so punctual! He should be a spokesgod for fine certified chronometers.

And this Rapture was brought to you by Timex, makers of timepieces even dieties swear by.

Originally posted by zazzafrazz
We Aussies are to experience what in Christian sect terms is known as "Premature Raptulation" As we and our Kiwi cousins hit the 21st of May before
the rest of the world, I will through all the raining down of brimstone and fire, feed through to you all the visions of terror from the oncoming
zombie apocalypse.
I believe Its business time... So join in and see Armageddon as it unfolds from the future.

This is the zazzbot standing by her window ready to report live the end of the world.26 minutes to go till d-day according the infallible research
done by a Inspirational Street Preacher, straight shooting, Jesus loving, God fearing and all round tough guy; Harold Camping and the saving words of
Lord Rael , Knight of the Templar and the reborn Jesus.

Stand By
Assume your Rapture Positions!
Report in on your casting to hell, Or your raising up to the heavens.

An atheist and entrepreneur from North Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to
look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured. He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets
picked up and cared for after the rapture.

They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."

Meanwhile Mr Camping, who has been criticised by more mainstream Christians, says he knows "without any shadow of a doubt" that "judgement day" is
arriving. He says he will spend Saturday with his wife, close to a TV or radio. "I'll be interested in what's happening on the other side of the
world as this begins," he told Reuters. There is no "Plan B", he says.

Well considering it didn't happen in 1994 this is already plan B

How does that song go?

"Tonight I'm gonna party like its 1994, Tonight I'm gonna party like its 2011, Tonight I'm gonna party like its 2014, Tonight I'm gonna party like its
2026"

I'm sure that if God had hands, he'd be facepalming hardcore right now. Are you Aussies still there? How'd it go?

If you are still here than that just means you DIDN'T get raptured. Oh well, try again next time folks! Rapture II: The Third Coming will be showing
in theatres around the world this October! Get your tickets now so you don't get left behind again. Children get in at half price, Military Personnel
get $10 off.

....but seriously, I'm already waiting for the next Rapture to happen. Expect the next wave of predictions to roll out pretty soon.

This content community relies on user-generated content from our member contributors. The opinions of our members are not those of site ownership who maintains strict editorial agnosticism and simply provides a collaborative venue for free expression.