Dear Spammers, We Listen To You Too!

While we reply to every published comment, regrettably we do not publish your comments. We don’t want to leave them at the mercy of Akismet! All your (or bot’s) hard work is wasted because of our approach.

We should be and are terribly sorry for this! Who in the world we are to waste so much human/machine effort. So, I decided to take a look at our Akismet Quarantine and reply to some of your comments.

Why are you back? It would have been so good if your computer time had basically, practically, politically, <insert-anything-here>cally stayed nil. Please, do whatever you were doing before to make it nill and if possible, join the above genius in drinking alcoholic beverages. That would keep 2 spammers off the internet.

You want subscription? Well, there’s a form at the end of the post. I guess you should try looking on the Latin Female Models Website. That’s where our subscription form may be!

yeah,I just believed you may need to know that your weblog is messed up whenever you view it on my iphone. I?m not positive if it’s something to complete with my phone?s browser or your website? just declaring… by lida daidaihua kaufen

WOW! That’s very helpful for a spammer! Thanks for notifying me. However, FYI, ODC is not messed up. And thanks for “just declaring!” Note to readers: If anyone can understand what the above person wants to say, please please please contact me. I am still scratching my head on “messed up whenever you view it on my iphone“. Did I meet this guy or what?

And most hilarious one I found in the spam queue. Well, they say a picture is worth a thousand words, so:

Do not forget to share some funny spam comments with us too! It would be better if you take a screenshot and then use it in comment as using spammy words will get your comment marked as spam and with present Akismet problems, we might not be able to rescue it!