Well the last thing I need, is a lazy housewifeIf your gonna lay around and sleep all dayYou better work third shift a nightIn a carpet mill or a truck stopEven if it's for minimum wageOh you can get yourself some pastiesAnd get up there on that stageNow the Baptist look down on youBut don't listen to their lipCause you can dance butt neked on a big brass pollAs long as you're making tips

I want a paycheck woman don't want no welfare broadAll the chicks I date are lazy I say hey y-all get a jobYou better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get homeYou can't sit and watch soap operas while I work hard all day longSo here's to all my brothers out there pulling down O. T.Ah let me get a big hell yah, from the working men like me Hell yah (Hell yah)

Employee discounts, well their real niceI hear the head cashier at Wal-Mart can get fishing lures half priceAin't that s*** really s*** when a woman saves moneyAnd what really turns me on is a two income familySo even if it's part time bagging groceries at the storeYou better get out there and punch that clockCause I'm sick of being poor

I want a paycheck woman don't want no welfare broadAll the chicks I date are lazy I say hey y-all get a jobYou better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get homeYou can't lay there eating Bon Bons while I work hard all week longSo here's to all the woman who think money grows on treesAh let me get a big hell no, from the working mens like me Hell no (Hell no)

I want a paycheck woman don't want no welfare broadAll the chicks I date are lazy I say hey y-all get a jobYou better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get homeYou can't sit and watch soap operas while I work hard all day longSo here's to all my brothers out there putting in fortyAh let me get a big hell yah, from the working men like me Hell yah (Hell yah)Hell yah (Hell yah) (Hell yah)