PARIS Hilton is slammed in Manhattan Mini Storage ads that recently appeared on phone kiosks showing a Chihuahua who looks a lot like Tinkerbell with the slogan: “Your closet’s so shallow, it makes Paris look deep.” We brought this to the attention of Hilton publicist Elliot Mintz, who alerted her lawyer, Howard Weitzman, who fired off a “cease-and-desist” letter to the storage company – which is also getting blowback from Republicans for such ads as, “Your closet’s scarier than Bush‘s agenda.”