Engineeron phone to production guy: Let me call you back. I might have someone check the Mandarin label for correctness.
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Engineer on phone to production guy: Yeah, Pei* can come by tomorrow at 8:00am to check the label. Is that OK?
Production guy: No.
Engineer: Oh, is that a problem?
Production guy: Yeah, there are a lot of much better looking Chinese girls in the building.
Engineer: Uh…You are on speaker phone.
Three-second silence.
Production guy: Well uh yeah, that should be fine.

Cubicle #1: Oh no, today is Tuesday the 13th! Does that mean anything?Cubicle #2: Umm… Today is the 12th. Tomorrow is the 13th. And humpday!Cubicle #1: Oh no! Wednesday the 13th! Does that mean anything?Cubicle #2: Well, it’s the day before Valentine’s Day. You got your wife something already, right?Cubicle #1: Dang! I better think of something quick, right?Cubicle #2: You haven’t gotten a card or anything?Cubicle #1: Well, I did actually get her a gift. But I opened up my trunk yesterday and it smelled funny so I took it back.Cubicle #2: … It wasn’t a puppy, was it?