Ha! Ha! Fear of Purl Gurl! If there is something to fear
about me, this would be my making you laugh so hard you
piddle your pants! I have a wonderful sense of humor.
Besides, I write Perl circles around the pointy little
heads of these sissified geeks around here.
Hey! You Perl Monkeys need to fix this comment board;
paragraph breaks do not show up; poor Perl programming!

When putting a smiley right before a closing parenthesis, do you:

Use two parentheses: (Like this: :) )
Use one parenthesis: (Like this: :)
Reverse direction of the smiley: (Like this: (: )
Use angle/square brackets instead of parentheses
Use C-style commenting to set the smiley off from the closing parenthesis
Make the smiley a dunce: (:>
I disapprove of emoticons
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