Keanu Reeves

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Since his breakout role as the eponymous slacker extraordinaire Ted, in the cult classic Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Keanu Reeves has been playing a career-long game of hide-and-seek with his persona as the "original dude" or the "every dude." We don't know about you, but "every dude" we know hasn't made over $230 million for dressing up in a black leather trench coat and uttering lines…