Zoidberg Blue

Now Zoidberg has the power of the universe right in his claw! You demand mackeral, lots of mackeral! And crawfish too! The tempation to not be as nice as as you normally are was too great when posed with the whole universe in front of you, in a box. Now the rubber band is on the other claw! Good for you Zoidberg! You are the most loved Futurama character and now your co-workers will have to pay attention to you as well.

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How did you fail the intelligence section? That is quite simply amazing given that your moral and empathic connections are perfectly robot-like! You look out, or try to look out for number one, zero... Read more

You have the get up and get on your back willpower but remain stuck when posed with the question of where shall I sleep with the next hunk of human goodness that just came by on a martian plumber's ca... Read more

You don't always do the right thing or the smart thing or the stick with it thing but at least your heart is in the right place. Don't give up, perhaps with a good case of worms or a major breakthrou... Read more

Who needs brains or a strong moral fiber when you have a mission to win the apple of your eye! All we'll need is some cereal, a spoon, a carton of milk, and Bender to cheer us on as we try to set the... Read more

You are the one. 30% Iron, 60% Titanium, and 10% Mother's Love Grease. You owe nothing to no one and like it that way. Babies make a nice soup, old people are easy targets for short cons, and the o... Read more

Taxes, pay cuts, limbo. These are your tools for success. Stampy, stampy, you love to stamp and do it on the terms set out in the contracts that are also used to excuse any slight irregularities in ... Read more

Don't talk to me about messing up the past Mr. I'm My Own Grandfather! You love doomsday devices as much as the next mad scientist and are not afriad to show the world, well, everything, in the event... Read more

Morality is a whole other ball of human style ear wax, much like might be found in Fry. With that damn chip in the side of your head you have no choice but to help others. Still it is easy going, ex... Read more

Your family owns most of Mars and you try and get away from that on Earth but still everybody insluding yourself knows that you are Amy Wong. With little regard for other and no need for a brain or d... Read more

You have the get up and get on your back willpower but remain stuck when posed with the question of where shall I sleep with the next hunk of human goodness that just came by on a martian plumber's ca... Read more

Now Zoidberg has the power of the universe right in his claw! You demand mackeral, lots of mackeral! And crawfish too! The tempation to not be as nice as as you normally are was too great when pose... Read more

You showed your freedom by eating the flag and how did they repay you for such a demonstration?! They wanted to kill you! What Smucks! Now with your home army come to Earth and the mobile oppressio... Read more

You are the one. 30% Iron, 60% Titanium, and 10% Mother's Love Grease. You owe nothing to no one and like it that way. Babies make a nice soup, old people are easy targets for short cons, and the o... Read more

Watch out universe! The "What If" machine professed your coming and low mortals here you are in full green striped boots. There are parts of you to love more and many to love a little less. Come on... Read more

Don't talk to me about messing up the past Mr. I'm My Own Grandfather! You love doomsday devices as much as the next mad scientist and are not afriad to show the world, well, everything, in the event... Read more

You bastard! You rubbed stems cells all over yourself just so you could sleep with someone insanely younger than yourself! However, your actions and eventual sincerity and authenicity win you some p... Read more

Constructed on a planet far far away and sent Earth to reak havok, you are the best giant robot ever! You came to Earth with one simple wish: to destroy all humans (for the good of robot kind). You ... Read more

The ability to bleed something besides Mom's Robot Oil did something to you. You have a way to relate and almost feel like people do, at least with the whole pain part clearly communicated. However,... Read more

You traded your hands, at random, with the robot devil just so you could impress Leela. Of course, it wasn't the smartest idea in the world to attempts such a deal in the first place and you did bare... Read more

Sruffy lives in the boiler room. Given the dangerous nature of the missions and the constant infighting or general rampant stupidity and corruption of the upstairs group, you are probably best placed... Read more

While you would never misplace a cent of Planet Express' earnings on the tax statement, not so much can be said for the pay checks that you hand out to the crew. You are smart and determined to be th... Read more

You are the true Zoidberg. The Zoidberg that your mother always wanted. The Zoidberg that everyone who watches the show falls in love with. The Zoidberg of modern legend! Your are bright, at least... Read more

Are The Captain of the ship! You are the ultimate love interest of Fry, you are the most highly paid member of the crew, you have saved everyone many times and learned to deal with the lack thanks, a... Read more