A Miami entrepreneur installed this bad boy in the parking lot ahead of the Dolphins-Pats game yesterday. The pole itself looks sturdy and the workers diligently clean after every performance. That’s more than I can say for some local establishments…but I digress.

Props to the brunette who tackled the pole like a pro. My trained eye says she has some stripping experience. Mind you, I’m not judging. I’m simply saying she looks like a girl who tricks guys into thinking she likes them while grinding away at them in the champagne room.