Ok here's what I'll lay out. I drive my guys hard. Everyone in CYNOU has cyno alts, dictor alts, eyes, hictors, on top of an apostle alt and a dread alt. With a required dread to be owned and 2 apostles, instead of just the normal 1.
This isn't an easy buy in for someone that has the characters. @Zanthar Eos clocked the buyin close to 21b (conservatively). We would need to know the commitment you have, let alone slow training an apostle can take a year... and that's not within the corp reqs. So we would need to know what your plan for all of that is, especially with the expensive initial costs.

What’s your opinion on leaking? I hold my corp to a pretty high standard, PL always comes first. But I believe in corp opsec as well. Now, I’m going to say this the nicest way, i think you’re friends possibly with pohds, he’s not known for his opsec. Do you understand how important all of this is, both to my corp and to PL? I have a near zero tolerance for leaks, militious or otherwise.

I would hope that by now in this alliance my word is worth enough over somebody that somehow got Avery to kick him (Avery doesn't kick anyone... he's too nice). So to get his boot, it must make one think. I'll sit and wait as you process all that.
I live in Colorado my dood... and I'm a snowboarder put 2 and 2 together (it equals 4 not 5)

yes. I'm pretty sure I had an aneurysm in that fleet
edit: I also want to apologize to Waffles. I generally avoid all other corp recruitment threads. But even Avery kicked this guy. Fuck that. The voucher should reassess his life choices as well.

Ok so as per CYNOU tradition you must record yourself singing a song. You get two options, you can blame @Daemon Belial... well he wanted a shitty tyler song, so there's that. Use google drive... youtube... soundcloud we don't care as long as we can hear it. Have fun, enjoy. And make sure to thank us for not going with Daemon's suggestion.

List these in order of priority of how you view them.
Your Alliance
Your Corp
Your real life friend that sits next to you
Your work
Any real life events or problems that may arise
Explain why you ordered them the way you did
And list me 3 cardinal sins that will result in being purged from CYNOU/PL, and explain each of them. Don't give me some meme answer like sending nudes to @Daemon Belial

Hypothetically if you were kicked for being a racist shitter, would you be a bitter ex?
Pick one of these following eve ships and tell me three different iterations that it’s gone through in EVE history in terms of pvp ability, (archon, ishtar, tengu, or loki)