VIN DIESEL, Matthew McConaughey--not since the heyday of Yul Brynner has baldness been so bad and beautiful. Everywhere you turn, stars are losing their locks faster than Samson--but the new look is all about power, not impotency. Metro's tonsorial experts rate the chrome domes.

Marlon Brando
Recent Sighting: Col. Kurtz in Apocalypse Now Redux
Occupation: "A poet/warrior in the classic sense"
Catchphrase: "The horror, the horror"
Gleam Factor: Forever amber--the light at the end of the Vietnam-movie tunnel

Michael Chiklis
Recent Sighting: The Shield
Occupation: Hard-boiled LAPD detective
Catchphrase: "Good cop/bad cop left for the day. I'm a different kind of cop."
Gleam Factor: Best TV baldy since Daniel Benzali in Murder One