Britney Spears’ dad pays himself 10 grand for his dad skills

Britney Spears’ dad Jamie Spears gave up his private catering career to wrangle in his daughter’s crazy. He decided to pay himself (from Britney’s estate) $10,000 for lost wages. I can’t remember the last time I saw her vagina, so, shit, why not make a mil? The dude earned it. The Sun reports:

The court papers said: “As a result of the responsibilities Mr Spears has assumed as Temporary Conservator of the Person and Temporary Co-Conservator of the Estate, he has been unable to continue his prior employment and thus no longer has the source of income he previously had in order to pay his expenses and bills.”

I added pics of Britney going out to eat last night after returning from her reign of terror in Costa Rica. Mostly because they’re new and, also, I get a lot of e-mails asking for posts that make readers feel like “a chicken wing on the buffet at Bonanza.” What can I say? I’m a giver.

“I can’t remember the last time I saw her vagina, so, shit, why not make a mil?”

*raises hand* Um… like a month ago when she flashed the world getting out of a cab. Right? Or does it not count if she’s actually wearing underwear for once? Because I still think that’s too close for comfort.

I remember her glory of days, she was unbelievably beautiful. She was my favorite blonde girl. Now she’s not, no? A bit on the greasy side. I was going to come to America to meet my blonde girl of my dreams, but she is no longer in exist. I wish her all best. How can I get in touch wih her to express my sadness at the loss of my blonde girl? I love blondes. I don’t have them in my country.. (sad face)