Real World Roundup: Britney Spears Thinks Demi Lovato Is Just Okay

When we heard the news that Britney Spears is leaving the X Factor we like wanted to be upset but then a feeling of complete and utter apathy overcame. I mean, sure her absurd faces were really mildly entertaining, she wore nice outfits most of the time, and often told contestants "she just didn't get it" but like, MEH. Do we really care? No. But then again we don't care about a lot of things and starting now with Britney's exit from a mildly singing competition show would be extremely pathetic. Anyway, the best part of the article is the source saying that "Britney loves Simon, she likes Demi Lovato but her thing is music." In other words she thinks Simon's great, Demi is just okay, and LA can go fuck himself. Read article>>

Sorry but what the fuck is going on with Charlie Sheen? Did he go to like a life coach or rehab or some shit because all of a sudden he's writing checks to randos like they're going out of style. First it was 100k to LindsLo to pay her taxes, then some more money to a police officer for his daughter's illness or some shit. Now he's giving $12,000 towards the funeral of the paprazzo who died trying to snap pics of Justin Bieber. Like what the fuck is going on Charlie do you have some sort of philanthropy set up for encouraging shitty behavior of rich fuck-ups? What's next? Are you going to donate funds to Taylor Swift's Dating Site For Celebrity Minors, SwiftMatch.com? Read article>>

The worst flu season ever is about to hit up your neighborhood so either stay inside or use it as an excuse to not go to work. Ew germs. Gross. On another note, anyone remember swine flu, the way deadlier, trendier flu of like 2010? Yeah, this is nothing like that. Read article>>

It's official: Dating a Kardashian makes everyone hate you. Surprise surprise. It seems Scott Disick is the only bro who people actually like more after watching him on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. That's probably because he has no real day job so doesn't exactly leave him overexposed, as Kanye now is according to some rando HuffPo poll. The difference between Kanye and the other bros who have lost popularity after dating a Kardashian sister like Lamar Odom and Kris Humphries? We actually knew who the fuck Kanye was before Kimye. Read article>>

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