I'm with you, huw. There;'s got to be a Tee shirt designer out there with the flair, creativity and spiritual depth to take this theme on and make it fly. I'd definitely want one, to go with my "Jesus loves everyone but I'm his blue-eyed boy" one...

Child of God by adoption and grace, husband of Lucy, father of five, jumped-up vicar (Area Bishop of Buckingham).
Born Edinburgh. Deacon 1979, Priest 1980, Bishop 2003. Cambridge MA, Oxford DPhil — ‘I am a doctor, but not the kind that helps people.’ I trained for ordained ministry at Wycliffe Hall. I have worked in various C of E contexts, urban and suburban, as well as in prison.