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I found out my friends 5yo son Deuce drowned Saturday.I didn t ask if he could swim.I would like for everyone reading this to please teach their children to

Message 1 of 8
, May 3, 2010

I found out my friends 5yo son Deuce drowned Saturday.I didn't ask if he could swim.I would like for everyone reading this to please teach their children to swim.http://www.infantswim.com/

thank you.

just me

You haven t been LURKING in this group have you? OH DEAR!! Haven t you ever wondered why lurkers are seldom heard from again after they have been removed from

Message 2 of 8
, Jun 18, 2010

You haven't been LURKING in this group have you?

OH DEAR!! Haven't you
ever wondered why lurkers are seldom heard from again after they have been
removed from a group for non-participation? I tell ya, the truth can be a
scary, SCARY thing!! Don't let this happen to you! Read on to discover the
horrors and dangers of being a lurker!

Susan was found to be
lurking in a group, she hadn't shared a thing for months and disregarded the
notices from the group mods & owners. After she was removed from the
group... the very same afternoon... she was walking down the sidewalk when her
panties got in a bunch. As she struggled to free herself from the merciless
wedgy she was enduring, the elastic waistband snapped causing her skivvies to
fall down around her ankles! She wobbled a couple of steps and tripped over her
underpants and fell face first into a fresh pile of elephant poo left behind
from a passing traveling circus! The elephant poo acted like an oil slick
sending Susan skidding out of control with her drawers flailing around her
ankles until she plopped down an open manhole cover and was flushed out to sea
never to be heard from again!

Ron was once a lurker too. He was a mild
mannered midget from New Guinea. He too ignored the notices of participation
from the group owners & mods. After being booted from the group, he
mysteriously went missing for years! Three years later, his shrunken head was
found on a bobble head figurine at a trinket shop near the Mexican border! His
head was then returned to his family with 20 Pasos and a bottle of Jose
Cuervo!

John was also a lurker who ignored the owners and mods. One day
on his walk home from a long night at his job as the local bingo caller, he was
assaulted by a troupe of angry nuns! They pelted him with bingo chips until he
learned to share stats and email jokes with others online. To this day, John
still has a nervous twitch and freaks out every time he hears an old woman shout
"BINGO!" causing him to fall to the floor and cower in the fetal position under
his desk! His therapist also states he has an unusual phobia to penguins now as
a result!

Fred too befell a similar fate as the rest for lurking in
groups. He had belonged to a fantasy group but had not shared a thing with
anyone in weeks and frequently neglected to answer his emails. After he was
unsubbed from the group, he was sitting at his kitchen table grumbling to
himself over a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal. Suddenly his underpants were
invaded and overtaken by leprechauns! The clever little gnomes magically made
off with his "family jewels" and Fred then spent the rest of his days chasing
rainbows in the hopes of one day recovering his long lost "Mr. Winky & the
boys". He eventually went insane from an incurable case of phantom jock
itch!

Lastly, there is the story of Claudia. A simple and quiet
secretary from Idaho who was very much concerned with her appearance. She could
often be found sitting in front of her web cam using it to watch herself apply
mascara and lipstick instead of snagging and sharing like a good group member
ought to. After she found herself banned from her favorite group for neglecting
to participate she became terribly distraught and developed severe abdominal
pains! She was diagnosed with acute appendicitis and was rushed to a local
hospital. Unfortunately the doctor's handwriting was so poor that the surgeon
misread it and instead of removing her appendix, he formed a large penis on her
face in place of her nose! She can now be found working as the aardvark woman
in a popular freak show in Albania! We won't even discuss what happens when she
sneezes!

DON'T LET TRAGEDIES SUCH AS THESE BEFALL YOU!!!

PARTICIPATE IN YOUR GROUPS!

SHARE! SHARE! SHARE!

Just Me

I plan to live forever. So far, so good.

Kevin Healey

Sorry folks but I have been lurking not much going on these days, build has come to a halt for now. I am also a U.S resident, try to keep my activity to a

Message 3 of 8
, Jul 6, 2010

Sorry folks but I have been "lurking" not much going on these days, build has come to a halt for now. I am also a U.S resident, try to keep my activity to a minimum, I do watch new developments etcetera and just generally enjoy the group. I will contribute more when things progress.

OH DEAR!! Haven't you
ever wondered why lurkers are seldom heard from again after they have been
removed from a group for non-participation? I tell ya, the truth can be a
scary, SCARY thing!! Don't let this happen to you! Read on to discover the
horrors and dangers of being a lurker!

Susan was found to be
lurking in a group, she hadn't shared a thing for months and disregarded the
notices from the group mods & owners. After she was removed from the
group... the very same afternoon... she was walking down the sidewalk when her
panties got in a bunch. As she struggled to free herself from the merciless
wedgy she was enduring, the elastic waistband snapped causing her skivvies to
fall down around her ankles! She wobbled a couple of steps and tripped over her
underpants and fell face first into a fresh pile of elephant poo left behind
from a passing traveling circus! The elephant poo acted like an oil slick
sending Susan skidding out of control with her drawers flailing around her
ankles until she plopped down an open manhole cover and was flushed out to sea
never to be heard from again!

Ron was once a lurker too. He was a mild
mannered midget from New Guinea. He too ignored the notices of participation
from the group owners & mods. After being booted from the group, he
mysteriously went missing for years! Three years later, his shrunken head was
found on a bobble head figurine at a trinket shop near the Mexican border! His
head was then returned to his family with 20 Pasos and a bottle of Jose
Cuervo!

John was also a lurker who ignored the owners and mods. One day
on his walk home from a long night at his job as the local bingo caller, he was
assaulted by a troupe of angry nuns! They pelted him with bingo chips until he
learned to share stats and email jokes with others online. To this day, John
still has a nervous twitch and freaks out every time he hears an old woman shout
"BINGO!" causing him to fall to the floor and cower in the fetal position under
his desk! His therapist also states he has an unusual phobia to penguins now as
a result!

Fred too befell a similar fate as the rest for lurking in
groups. He had belonged to a fantasy group but had not shared a thing with
anyone in weeks and frequently neglected to answer his emails. After he was
unsubbed from the group, he was sitting at his kitchen table grumbling to
himself over a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal. Suddenly his underpants were
invaded and overtaken by leprechauns! The clever little gnomes magically made
off with his "family jewels" and Fred then spent the rest of his days chasing
rainbows in the hopes of one day recovering his long lost "Mr. Winky & the
boys". He eventually went insane from an incurable case of phantom jock
itch!

Lastly, there is the story of Claudia. A simple and quiet
secretary from Idaho who was very much concerned with her appearance. She could
often be found sitting in front of her web cam using it to watch herself apply
mascara and lipstick instead of snagging and sharing like a good group member
ought to. After she found herself banned from her favorite group for neglecting
to participate she became terribly distraught and developed severe abdominal
pains! She was diagnosed with acute appendicitis and was rushed to a local
hospital. Unfortunately the doctor's handwriting was so poor that the surgeon
misread it and instead of removing her appendix, he formed a large penis on her
face in place of her nose! She can now be found working as the aardvark woman
in a popular freak show in Albania! We won't even discuss what happens when she
sneezes!

DON'T LET TRAGEDIES SUCH AS THESE BEFALL YOU!!!

PARTICIPATE IN YOUR GROUPS!

SHARE! SHARE! SHARE!

Just Me

I plan to live forever. So far, so good.

just me

I just posted that as a joke.It was sent to me from another group that I joined as a warning.I thought that everyone would enjoy the post. No trees were killed

Message 4 of 8
, Jul 6, 2010

I just posted that as a joke.It was sent to me from another group that I joined as a warning.I thought that everyone would enjoy the post.

No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However
a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

Sorry folks but I have been "lurking" not much going on these days, build has come to a halt for now. I am also a U.S resident, try to keep my activity to a minimum, I do watch new developments etcetera and just generally enjoy the group. I will contribute more when things progress.

OH DEAR!! Haven't you
ever wondered why lurkers are seldom heard from again after they have been
removed from a group for non-participation? I tell ya, the truth can be a
scary, SCARY thing!! Don't let this happen to you! Read on to discover the
horrors and dangers of being a lurker!

Susan was found to be
lurking in a group, she hadn't shared a thing for months and disregarded the
notices from the group mods & owners. After she was removed from the
group... the very same afternoon... she was walking down the sidewalk when her
panties got in a bunch. As she struggled to free herself from the merciless
wedgy she was enduring, the elastic waistband snapped causing her skivvies to
fall down around her ankles! She wobbled a couple of steps and tripped over her
underpants and fell face first into a fresh pile of elephant poo left behind
from a passing traveling circus! The elephant poo acted like an oil slick
sending Susan skidding out of control with her drawers flailing around her
ankles until she plopped down an open manhole cover and was flushed out to sea
never to be heard from again!

Ron was once a lurker too. He was a mild
mannered midget from New Guinea. He too ignored the notices of participation
from the group owners & mods. After being booted from the group, he
mysteriously went missing for years! Three years later, his shrunken head was
found on a bobble head figurine at a trinket shop near the Mexican border! His
head was then returned to his family with 20 Pasos and a bottle of Jose
Cuervo!

John was also a lurker who ignored the owners and mods. One day
on his walk home from a long night at his job as the local bingo caller, he was
assaulted by a troupe of angry nuns! They pelted him with bingo chips until he
learned to share stats and email jokes with others online. To this day, John
still has a nervous twitch and freaks out every time he hears an old woman shout
"BINGO!" causing him to fall to the floor and cower in the fetal position under
his desk! His therapist also states he has an unusual phobia to penguins now as
a result!

Fred too befell a similar fate as the rest for lurking in
groups. He had belonged to a fantasy group but had not shared a thing with
anyone in weeks and frequently neglected to answer his emails. After he was
unsubbed from the group, he was sitting at his kitchen table grumbling to
himself over a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal. Suddenly his underpants were
invaded and overtaken by leprechauns! The clever little gnomes magically made
off with his "family jewels" and Fred then spent the rest of his days chasing
rainbows in the hopes of one day recovering his long lost "Mr. Winky & the
boys". He eventually went insane from an incurable case of phantom jock
itch!

Lastly, there is the story of Claudia. A simple and quiet
secretary from Idaho who was very much concerned with her appearance. She could
often be found sitting in front of her web cam using it to watch herself apply
mascara and lipstick instead of snagging and sharing like a good group member
ought to. After she found herself banned from her favorite group for neglecting
to participate she became terribly distraught and developed severe abdominal
pains! She was diagnosed with acute appendicitis and was rushed to a local
hospital. Unfortunately the doctor's handwriting was so poor that the surgeon
misread it and instead of removing her appendix, he formed a large penis on her
face in place of her nose! She can now be found working as the aardvark woman
in a popular freak show in Albania! We won't even discuss what happens when she
sneezes!

DON'T LET TRAGEDIES SUCH AS THESE BEFALL YOU!!!

PARTICIPATE IN YOUR GROUPS!

SHARE! SHARE! SHARE!

Just Me

I plan to live forever. So far, so good.

charles cranford

I live in Da Lat Vietnam, high up in the mountains, have a 50 liter still from china and have run 2 batchs. Make medical herbal alcohol and sell to the

Message 5 of 8
, Jul 6, 2010

I live in Da Lat Vietnam, high up in the mountains, have a 50 liter still from china and have run 2 batchs. Make medical herbal alcohol and sell to the locals here. I have found a lot of good information from this site and have nothing to say as i am too young in the business to post but thanks to all for the good info. The living conditions are good here and you can live here for 500 dollars a month if you live simple and do not eat out. I am married to a local and we have 2 nice homes, a bookstore, a english school and for 70 years old i a busy. This morning i will teach one student who is working on her PhD for one hour, 4 different days and i charge 25 dollars an hour US. It is legal to own a still and you have no problems selling a small amount, if you want to be larger then you must register and get the permit. Simple life here, no
problems with the law on anything. Life in America 50 years ago.

Thanks for all the postings and keep it up!

i do not mind posting my real name for i fear no one as live in Vietnam and am a American Citizen

Sorry folks but I have been "lurking" not much going on these days, build has come to a halt for now. I am also a U.S resident, try to keep my activity to a minimum, I do watch new developments etcetera and just generally enjoy the group. I will contribute more when things progress.

OH DEAR!! Haven't you ever wondered why lurkers are seldom heard from again after they have been removed from a group for non-participation? I tell ya, the truth can be a scary, SCARY thing!! Don't let this happen to you! Read on to discover the horrors and dangers of being a lurker!

Susan was found to be lurking in a group, she hadn't shared a thing for months and disregarded the notices from the group mods & owners. After she was removed from the group... the very same afternoon... she was walking down the sidewalk when her panties got in a bunch. As she struggled to free herself from the merciless wedgy she was enduring, the elastic waistband snapped causing her skivvies to fall down around her ankles! She wobbled a couple of steps and tripped over her underpants and fell face first into a fresh pile of
elephant poo left behind from a passing traveling circus! The elephant poo acted like an oil slick sending Susan skidding out of control with her drawers flailing around her ankles until she plopped down an open manhole cover and was flushed out to sea never to be heard from again!

Ron was once a lurker too. He was a mild mannered midget from New Guinea. He too ignored the notices of participation from the group owners & mods. After being booted from the group, he mysteriously went missing for years! Three years later, his shrunken head was found on a bobble head figurine at a trinket shop near the Mexican border! His head was then returned to his family with 20 Pasos and a bottle of Jose Cuervo!

John was also a lurker who ignored the owners and mods. One day on his walk home from a long night at his job as the local bingo caller, he was assaulted by a troupe of angry nuns! They pelted him with
bingo chips until he learned to share stats and email jokes with others online. To this day, John still has a nervous twitch and freaks out every time he hears an old woman shout "BINGO!" causing him to fall to the floor and cower in the fetal position under his desk! His therapist also states he has an unusual phobia to penguins now as a result!

Fred too befell a similar fate as the rest for lurking in groups. He had belonged to a fantasy group but had not shared a thing with anyone in weeks and frequently neglected to answer his emails. After he was unsubbed from the group, he was sitting at his kitchen table grumbling to himself over a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal. Suddenly his underpants were invaded and overtaken by leprechauns! The clever little gnomes magically made off with his "family jewels" and Fred then spent the rest of his days chasing rainbows in the hopes of one day recovering his long lost
"Mr. Winky & the boys". He eventually went insane from an incurable case of phantom jock itch!

Lastly, there is the story of Claudia. A simple and quiet secretary from Idaho who was very much concerned with her appearance. She could often be found sitting in front of her web cam using it to watch herself apply mascara and lipstick instead of snagging and sharing like a good group member ought to. After she found herself banned from her favorite group for neglecting to participate she became terribly distraught and developed severe abdominal pains! She was diagnosed with acute appendicitis and was rushed to a local hospital. Unfortunately the doctor's handwriting was so poor that the surgeon misread it and instead of removing her appendix, he formed a large penis on her face in place of her nose! She can now be found working as the aardvark woman in a popular freak show in Albania! We won't
even discuss what happens when she sneezes!

DON'T LET TRAGEDIES SUCH AS THESE BEFALL YOU!!!

PARTICIPATE IN YOUR GROUPS!

SHARE! SHARE! SHARE!

Just Me

I plan to live forever. So far, so good.

Kevin Healey

That is pretty funny, now I feel more gullible than ever. Hey did you hear they are taking the word gullible out of the dictionary? lol Slainte, NWvapors

Message 6 of 8
, Jul 6, 2010

That is pretty funny, now I feel more gullible than ever. Hey did you hear they are taking the word gullible out of the dictionary? lol

Sorry folks but I have been "lurking" not much going on these days, build has come to a halt for now. I am also a U.S resident, try to keep my activity to a minimum, I do watch new developments etcetera and just generally enjoy the group. I will contribute more when things progress.

OH DEAR!! Haven't you
ever wondered why lurkers are seldom heard from again after they have been
removed from a group for non-participation? I tell ya, the truth can be a
scary, SCARY thing!! Don't let this happen to you! Read on to discover the
horrors and dangers of being a lurker!

Susan was found to be
lurking in a group, she hadn't shared a thing for months and disregarded the
notices from the group mods & owners. After she was removed from the
group... the very same afternoon... she was walking down the sidewalk when her
panties got in a bunch. As she struggled to free herself from the merciless
wedgy she was enduring, the elastic waistband snapped causing her skivvies to
fall down around her ankles! She wobbled a couple of steps and tripped over her
underpants and fell face first into a fresh pile of elephant poo left behind
from a passing traveling circus! The elephant poo acted like an oil slick
sending Susan skidding out of control with her drawers flailing around her
ankles until she plopped down an open manhole cover and was flushed out to sea
never to be heard from again!

Ron was once a lurker too. He was a mild
mannered midget from New Guinea. He too ignored the notices of participation
from the group owners & mods. After being booted from the group, he
mysteriously went missing for years! Three years later, his shrunken head was
found on a bobble head figurine at a trinket shop near the Mexican border! His
head was then returned to his family with 20 Pasos and a bottle of Jose
Cuervo!

John was also a lurker who ignored the owners and mods. One day
on his walk home from a long night at his job as the local bingo caller, he was
assaulted by a troupe of angry nuns! They pelted him with bingo chips until he
learned to share stats and email jokes with others online. To this day, John
still has a nervous twitch and freaks out every time he hears an old woman shout
"BINGO!" causing him to fall to the floor and cower in the fetal position under
his desk! His therapist also states he has an unusual phobia to penguins now as
a result!

Fred too befell a similar fate as the rest for lurking in
groups. He had belonged to a fantasy group but had not shared a thing with
anyone in weeks and frequently neglected to answer his emails. After he was
unsubbed from the group, he was sitting at his kitchen table grumbling to
himself over a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal. Suddenly his underpants were
invaded and overtaken by leprechauns! The clever little gnomes magically made
off with his "family jewels" and Fred then spent the rest of his days chasing
rainbows in the hopes of one day recovering his long lost "Mr. Winky & the
boys". He eventually went insane from an incurable case of phantom jock
itch!

Lastly, there is the story of Claudia. A simple and quiet
secretary from Idaho who was very much concerned with her appearance. She could
often be found sitting in front of her web cam using it to watch herself apply
mascara and lipstick instead of snagging and sharing like a good group member
ought to. After she found herself banned from her favorite group for neglecting
to participate she became terribly distraught and developed severe abdominal
pains! She was diagnosed with acute appendicitis and was rushed to a local
hospital. Unfortunately the doctor's handwriting was so poor that the surgeon
misread it and instead of removing her appendix, he formed a large penis on her
face in place of her nose! She can now be found working as the aardvark woman
in a popular freak show in Albania! We won't even discuss what happens when she
sneezes!

DON'T LET TRAGEDIES SUCH AS THESE BEFALL YOU!!!

PARTICIPATE IN YOUR GROUPS!

SHARE! SHARE! SHARE!

Just Me

I plan to live forever. So far, so good.

Bryan Bornais

I lost my job in Detroit, and can t seem to find another. Was NOT posting at the time.... Just LURKING about on the forum. DON T TAKE YOUR CHANCES forum

Sorry folks but I have been "lurking" not much going on these days, build has come to a halt for now. I am also a U.S resident, try to keep my activity to a minimum, I do watch new developments etcetera and just generally enjoy the group. I will contribute more when things progress.

OH DEAR!! Haven't you
ever wondered why lurkers are seldom heard from again after they have been
removed from a group for non-participation? I tell ya, the truth can be a
scary, SCARY thing!! Don't let this happen to you! Read on to discover the
horrors and dangers of being a lurker!

Susan was found to be
lurking in a group, she hadn't shared a thing for months and disregarded the
notices from the group mods & owners. After she was removed from the
group... the very same afternoon... she was walking down the sidewalk when her
panties got in a bunch. As she struggled to free herself from the merciless
wedgy she was enduring, the elastic waistband snapped causing her skivvies to
fall down around her ankles! She wobbled a couple of steps and tripped over her
underpants and fell face first into a fresh pile of elephant poo left behind
from a passing traveling circus! The elephant poo acted like an oil slick
sending Susan skidding out of control with her drawers flailing around her
ankles until she plopped down an open manhole cover and was flushed out to sea
never to be heard from again!

Ron was once a lurker too. He was a mild
mannered midget from New Guinea. He too ignored the notices of participation
from the group owners & mods. After being booted from the group, he
mysteriously went missing for years! Three years later, his shrunken head was
found on a bobble head figurine at a trinket shop near the Mexican border! His
head was then returned to his family with 20 Pasos and a bottle of Jose
Cuervo!

John was also a lurker who ignored the owners and mods. One day
on his walk home from a long night at his job as the local bingo caller, he was
assaulted by a troupe of angry nuns! They pelted him with bingo chips until he
learned to share stats and email jokes with others online. To this day, John
still has a nervous twitch and freaks out every time he hears an old woman shout
"BINGO!" causing him to fall to the floor and cower in the fetal position under
his desk! His therapist also states he has an unusual phobia to penguins now as
a result!

Fred too befell a similar fate as the rest for lurking in
groups. He had belonged to a fantasy group but had not shared a thing with
anyone in weeks and frequently neglected to answer his emails. After he was
unsubbed from the group, he was sitting at his kitchen table grumbling to
himself over a bowl of Lucky Charms cereal. Suddenly his underpants were
invaded and overtaken by leprechauns! The clever little gnomes magically made
off with his "family jewels" and Fred then spent the rest of his days chasing
rainbows in the hopes of one day recovering his long lost "Mr. Winky & the
boys". He eventually went insane from an incurable case of phantom jock
itch!

Lastly, there is the story of Claudia. A simple and quiet
secretary from Idaho who was very much concerned with her appearance. She could
often be found sitting in front of her web cam using it to watch herself apply
mascara and lipstick instead of snagging and sharing like a good group member
ought to. After she found herself banned from her favorite group for neglecting
to participate she became terribly distraught and developed severe abdominal
pains! She was diagnosed with acute appendicitis and was rushed to a local
hospital. Unfortunately the doctor's handwriting was so poor that the surgeon
misread it and instead of removing her appendix, he formed a large penis on her
face in place of her nose! She can now be found working as the aardvark woman
in a popular freak show in Albania! We won't even discuss what happens when she
sneezes!

DON'T LET TRAGEDIES SUCH AS THESE BEFALL YOU!!!

PARTICIPATE IN YOUR GROUPS!

SHARE! SHARE! SHARE!

Just Me

I plan to live forever. So far, so good.

just me

Two elderly gentlemen were visiting. I guess you re never too old, the first one boasted. Why just yesterday a pretty college girl said she d be interested

Message 8 of 8
, Oct 21, 2010

Two elderly gentlemen
were visiting. "I guess you're never too old," the first one boasted. "Why
just yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested in dating
me. But to be perfectly honest, I don't quite understand it.""Well," said
his friend, "you have to remember that nowadays women are more aggressive.
They don't mind being the one to ask.""No, I don't think it's
that.""Well, maybe you remind her of her father.""No, it's not that
either. It's just that she also mentioned something about carbon
14."
_______________

Those who live by the sword get shot by those
who don't.

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