To all the sports fans, benchwarmers, and backups that populate the bathrooms of this world, Max Brallier has your outhouse bible. Among the facts, quotes, jokes, anecdotes, trivia, and history in this tome, you'll find baseball myths debunked (and "The Tragic Tale of Ted's Head"), Wilt Chamberlain and his 20,000 ladies, Magic Johnson on Larry Bird and Bird on Magic, poker slang and the basics of betting, the philosophy of Muhammad Ali, goofy golf terms, sex scandals, and quizzes. And it wouldn't be truly miscellaneous without some of the great Yogiisms from Mr. Berra: "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore." "If you can't imitate him, don't copy him." "When you get to a fork in the road, take it." "It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future." "This is like déjà vu all over again."