>Here’s some real insider information for those of you who want to gain huge amounts of weight. Watch what really fat people do and then do it or watch what skinny people do and don’t do it. This will begin to make more sense as this article unfolds.

So you want to gain weight and kick your gluttony into high gear. The first thing you need to know are the basics of weight gain and weight loss. In spite of what the crazy girls in the old FA movement say and inspite of what the diet industry charlatans want you to believe it really is pretty much calories in vs calories out. Gaining requires creating a calorie surplus. Creating a calorie surplus can only be achieved if you take in more calories than your body can burn. Being that many of you who are reading this are feeders this article will focus on gaining for fat girls so the numbers in the article will apply mostly to females.

Let’s focus on metabolism. Let’s start with a sedentary 5’5″ female 25 years of age with a BMI (Body Mass Index) of 20. Her body weight is a paltry 120 pounds. For her to maintain 120 pounds she needs to take in 1700 calories per day. If she exercises, her caloric requirement will be higher. Yes I know that his is getting a bit technical but here’s a picture of a sexy BBW.

This hefty hottie appears to be in the 240 pound range. For this tubby tasty tart to maintain her weight she needs to take in a meager 3400 calories each day.

These two large lovelies are in the 480+ pound range. They need to eat a minimum of 6800 calories per day to maintain their real woman look and size.

You aren’t going to keep these two hot and horny heavy hunnies at their weight by taking them to Subway. It would take 14 feet and 6 inches of Subway sandwiches simply to maintain the body weight of just one of these two heavenly humongus hoggers. That is over 29 six inch subs like the kind Subway’s Jerrod ate.

Jerrod the Guy

Are you getting the point? First off even these two gorgeous ginormous gluttons would be hard pressed to devour 14 feet six inches of submarine sandwich and you would have to take out a second mortgage to afford 29 subs per day.

It’s a fact, it would take 29 of these bad boys to equal the 6800 calories a 480+ pound BBW requires to maintain her massive mounds of marvelous fat. It would cost you wallet busting 87 dollars a day to feed your fatling if you fed her Subway 6 grams of fat or less subs. The other problem are all the damn veggies. They simply take up space in the stomach and some veggies like lettuce, spinach and peppers are calorie negative. That means it requires more calories to digest than what will get into the body and be stored as fat. Kinda self defeating huh?

All of the above makes the Proud FA dean of feederism truism “Fat Fattens Best” even truer. One measly stick of butter contains 780 calories It would take 3.5 subway subs or 21 inches of submarine sandwich to equal one stick of butter. The cost per calorie is far cheaper if you go with butter. Look what all that butter has done for Paula Deen the Butter Queen and her fat boy husband.

The Butter Queen knows that fat fattens best and she also knows that fatlings love butter.

Veggies require a lot of chewing. You’ll wear your teeth out! By the time your gainer eats one Subway sub she can easily devour 4 sticks of butter which is a whopping 3120 calories that will slide right down her pretty gullet. Once again, proof positive that fat fattens best! Dr Atkins should have been a feeder and not a weight loss guru. In fact we salute Dr Atkins for making people fatter than ever before. His “diet” is the perfect prescription for gaining.

FAT FATTENS BEST!“I prescribe FAT!” Proclaimed low carb guru Dr Atkins aka in new fat acceptance circles as Dr FATkins. Fatkins didn’t know much but he understood what gluttons love and that is the savory taste of fat. He also know that a gram of carbs contains 4 calories but a gram of fat contains 9 calories. WOW! He may have known, although he was a greedy charlatan and dumb fuck like most MDs that carb deprivation causes two things that will cause weight gain.

How do these to factors benefit that gainer? I think that is quite obvious. Hungry people eat more than one who are sated. A slower metabolic rate require less feeding. It won’t be much slower but every savings of calories helps to fatten.

The Dos and Don’ts of Gaining

Do hang around with other fat people. They are a great support group. They also know where the best food deals are.

Do wear loose fitting clothes to avoid that “full feeling” after you eat.

Don’t eat too much fiber but you will need some. Constipation can kill your appetite. You always feel hungry after you’ve dropped a duke.

Do watch the Food Network. Seeing food makes you hungry.

Don’t eat at a dining room or kitchen table. Eat in front of the TV. Mindful eating is what people like MeMe Roth do. You want your eating to be as involuntary as your breathing when you are on your CPAP machine.

Don’t move too much. Even if you feel you can walk don’t! walking burns calories. Use your scooter or power chair!

Don’t take the stairs even if you can. If the Belly God had intended fat people to use the stairs he would not have invented the elevator.

Do visit this site the-biggest-fattest-blog.blogspot.com/ This is “Dr” Gerald “Teddy” Bear’s blog. Teddy Bear is the most scientific gainer/feeder there is. When it comes to efficient and easy gaining “Dr” Bear is the authority.

Do understand your diabetes. Diabetes can be a gainer’s best friend. A little extra insulin will make you eat more. Eating is good!

Do Choose easy to chew foods! Slow food allow your brain to catch up with your hunger. You want to stuff yourself before you feel hungry so eat fast.

Do avoid complex carbohydrates. Food like oatmeal, pasta and whole wheat are slow to digest. Eat candy, pies, cookies, and ice cream. They will cause a spike and then a fall in your blood sugar so you will eat more.

Do substitute half and half or heavy cream for milk and add chocolate syrup.

The low carb food pyramid is good but there is too much meat. It will fatten but the amount of protein will damage your kidneys. Simply revere the fat for the meat.

Motivation is important. If you are not fat and you are a woman you are not a real woman. Think of this as reverse anorexia. If you are a bulimic you need to say this 10 times before each meal. TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT… I do not regurgitate. Another motivating positive affirmation is, I am fat! I am mean! I am mean! I don’t want no Lean Cuisine! Vegetables are what food eats!

The question you ladies need to ask yourselves is, do you want to look like the salad eating stick girl on the top or do you want to look like the real food eating real woman like the one on the bottom? Only a dog wants a bone!

Skinny is unAmerican. What do you want to be…..

Euro trash or American SSBBW class? You decide.

Built for comfort not for speed! Sexy BBW conserving energy!

Built for speed not comfort. Skinny Danica Patrick

GODBLESSAMERICANGREEDANDGLUTTONY!

Who wants a stick girl like Danica Patrick when you can have a real woman with curves like this womanly Wal-Mart wench?

>Many people are advocating a fat tax or a junk food tax. The following is a debate between leader of the New Fat Acceptance Movement Fat Bastard and reknowned weight loss guru CG Brady.

Is a fat tax a good idea?

CG Brady: I would support a fat tax and possibly a junk food tax. With deaths from obesity reaching nearly 500,000 per year combined with the staggering costs of obesity something clearly needs to happen.

Fat Bastard: I oppose a fat and junk food tax. Fatlings love junk food and there is no reason to tax people based on their body weight. If fact fat people are an economic stimulus and good for the economy. We consume more food, gas and medical treatment and that is good for the economy. Gluttony is good.

CG Brady: Unfortunately most of the massive consumerism does little to stimulate small businesses which are the backbone of a strong economy. The restaurants frequented by fat people for example are owned by huge corporations and they pay their employees low wages. The oil companies who benefit from the gass guzzlers that fat people drive are not good corporate citizens and seek to squash small enterprenurial energy firms. The medical industry is a mostly owned by big corporations whose way of paying taxes is to simply pass it on to the consumer. Hospital workers are poorly paid which in part accounts for the poor medical care in the US that ends up costing the consumer nearly 3 times what medical consumers pay in Europe.

Fat Bastard: This is about more than economics. Food is what America is all about. It is part of our culture. I am proud that the USA is the fattest nation on earth. A tax on what you call junk food and what I call comfort food could devistate the fragile psyches of the great American glutton. When asked about a fast food tax look what happened to this SSBBW.

The very thought of eating salads turned this SSBBW’s stomach!

Gluttony is a choice and taxing comfort food or body weight limits choice and it is clearly unconstitutional.

CG Brady: Are you serious Fat Bastard about a fat tax being unconstitutional?

Fat Bastard: Gluttony is like a religion and being fat and malodorous is a form of expression. The musk of fat people says, “I fat and fuck you” Also we gluttons have certain dietary customs and taxing the food we customarily eat is a clear infringement on fat rights, the promotion and normalization of gluttony and obesity. A fat tax is un-American.

The United States clearly has a head start in fatonomics. Obesity is a byproduct of many complex factors, ranging from genetics to psychology. But fast-food restaurants, sugar-laden drinks, and the availability of massive quantities of cheap food have all played important roles in making Americans heavier. So with any luck, the rest of the world will be porking up soon. After all, which American companies have been forging ahead aggressively in foreign markets? McDonald’s, Coca-Cola, and Wal-Mart. Their expansion should not only fatten the pockets of U.S. investors, they should also help fatten the local populations. It’s only a matter of decades before China and India start to lose their battles with the bulge. And where will they look for quack potions and expensive surgeries?

CG Brady: Come now Fat Bastard. You wrote an article on Bigger Fatter Blog called Save the Thinlings. In that article you explained how and why by 2020 the US will be too fat bound to function. You pointed out how out military and public safety is compromised. You are worried about who’s going to service all the fatlings. Your fantasy girlfriend MeMe Roth rightly pointed out that by 2020 the US will be so fat bound that we will be too fat to function. Former US Surgeon General Dr Richard Carmona sees obesity as a greater threat to the national security of the US than Islamic terrorism.

Would you want some fat cop like this guy protecting you?

Fat Bastard: Fatlings make great cops. So what they can’t run? That’s why they have police dogs. More importantly fat cops are more intimidating.

Who would strike more fear in the mind of a criminal? The cop in the left or the one on the right?

Moderator: If they do pass a fat tax of weight how do you think it will work?

CG Brady: I suppose it will be based on BMI and start at a 25 BMI or higher. I don’t think that would go far enough because millions fat people are disabled due to their weight so I think a junk food tax would create revenue and maybe keep the morbidly obese a bit healthier. I think a dollar per pound on the federal tax would generate revenue and I think that it should extend to the children of fatlings. Let’s say we have a family whose combined weight is 300 pounds over the limit then their tax bill should be three hundred dollars but perhaps a better way would be to provide a tax cut to thinlings who keep their BMI under 25.

Fat Bastard: If Dr Brady’s proposals were ever instituted there would be riots in cyberspace. The fatosphere would be ablaze with outrage.

Moderator: Would a junk food tax promote healthy eating?

CG Brady: It might but I suspect in the long run fatlings would breakdown and pay a little extra for their kibble. A better solution would be to restrict that foods can be purchased with food stamps to non junk food foods.

Gratuitous image of SSBBW for Proud FA.

Fat Bastard: Leave it to a socialist like CG Brady to allow the government to dictate what people can or cannot eat. Eliminating comfort food purchases with food stamps is another step towards socialism. It could tear at the very fabric of our society. Keep government’s hands off my social security disability and my food stamps.

His weight loss is slowing but he is still losing weight at about 2 pounds per week. We have tried many thing to get Fat Bastard to pig out and and get back to his porcine proportions. As a last ditch effort I took a page from the pro anorexia movement but instead of posting “thinspirational” images I thought that FATspirational would do the trick along with some reverse fatspo.

Fat Bastard loss of appetite is a mystery that is baffling his friends and family. His damn dummy doctors will not order tests to see what’s wrong and are suggesting that his problem is psychological. We think his problem is organic. We have discussed this with CG Brady who did counsel Fat Bastard of weight loss and ways to moderate his gluttony so their is a possibility that psychological factors may be part of the equation but Dr Brady only had a few very brief phone and e-mail sessions with Fat Bastard and he did not detect any reduction in Fat Bastard’s fattitude but he does think the two recent health scares could be part of it but he also believes that the medication errors and possibly head trauma from Fat Bastard’s tumble down the escalator may have started this disturbing chain chain of events. We may end up having to settle for a tubby Fat Bastard instead of the fat Fat Bastard that we all know and love.

We are looking for a fat friendly doctor to testify to Fat Bastard’s mental state before and after the trauma he suffered as a result of all the medical mistakes that nearly killed him.