Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.

The other day we blogged about some Sterling paramedic named Linda Kimball, who works for Vital Ambulance and teaches EMT classes, because she posted this:

Yup, that wasn’t smart. Also not cool, especially because it’s 2017 and porch monkey is a racially derogatory word meant to put down black people.

Anyway, the story is a couple days old, but all of a sudden today we started getting a billion hits and had no idea why. Turns out this is why:

Yup, hell has frozen over. Black lives matter is now riding the turtle. Never thought I’d see this day, but here we are. Just goes to show you that TBS is aligned with no one except for our good friend The Truth. We call out bullshit from all sides. No sacred cows. No political allegiances. Just the truth.

Both Linda and her husband (a Charlton firefighter) who defended her remarks have since taken down their Facebook pages. Search for her name on Facebook or Twitter and watch what comes up. It’s insane. They’re America’s official villains of the day. Unfortunately when this happens many morons who can’t read start blaming the wrong people. So we just wanna make it clear that she has NOTHING to do with Worcester EMS:

Because idiots are doing this:

Eventually Facebook is gonna have to be held accountable for the fact that they’ve created a platform that allows idiots like this to destroy the ratings of businesses and public entities with fraudulent reviews. Don’t get me wrong, we love to NOT send armies after assholes with 1 star reviews too. But it probably shouldn’t be this easy. Just sayin.

But wait, it gets weirder….

Yes, that’s right – disgraced State Senator Dianne Wilkerson, who went to jail for stuffing bribes down her bra, is sharing Turtleboy now too.

I’m sure Brenda is gonna LOVE to see her criminal friend sharing Turtleboy. Especially since she posted this a couple months ago:

Yea Dianne, stop sharing Turtleboy!!!

We never, ever get tired of winning like this. Ever.

Brenda of course hates Turtleboy because we did a series of exposes on one of her non-profits in Worcester, Mosaic Cultural Complex. Eventually they were shut down and investigated by the Attorney General after we proved that Brenda had not only hired her son Robert “Boo Shameek” Alston

to do NOTHING so that he could begin to pay back the tens of thousands of dollars he owed in child support,

she also signed fraudulent time sheets for hours we proved he and others never worked.

And then forged the signature of her pastor Louis Bond, in a letter to the court to get an extension on child support payments.

The same son who said this about cancer patients.

The same son who ultimately caused the downfall of Mosaic by announcing to the world that all you have to do to rip off the taxpayer is “play on white guilt” and “find a couple dumb n words (like him) trying to save their lives.”

Oh yea, Brenda’s gonna LOVE it when she sees her good friend Dianne Wilkerson sharing the turtle.

Dianne’s friends aren’t the smartest people though……

Yea, we wrote “wisely elects.” As in “not wise at all.” Because….sarcasm. Obvious, obvious sarcasm that anyone with a brain could figure out on their own. Looks like Bishop Tony Branch might be unfamiliar with this concept. Turns out we blogged about Bishop Tony Branch last year too, when he demanded that Brockton High School change the names of their “housemasters” to “deans” because…..slavery.

Most blacks should write a Thank You letter to whitey in appreciation of having had their ancestors captured, hauled out of the jungle, and sold by their own ilk to the New World via the Portuguese & Spanish traders.
For if not for them, 10 generations later, you know where you’d still be. You wouldn’t have time to take a knee, cuz you haven’t had any water today or anything to eat so far this week,, enjoy your life on an Ethiopian desert. ..”porch monkey”??? What an insult to tree-apes. It implies they aquire the skills to descend from the trees..

hey lefties!! if dianne wilkerson is your spokesperson your cause is already dead. blm says ALL whites are racist. so now everyone is racist, if everyone is racist ,no one is racist. previously i had some empathy and was willing to listen and help where i could regarding racial issues. NO MORE, i no longer give a fuck. so, what are you gonna do about it ?? knock out game ?? i dare you. i dare the players to take a knee, go ahead. the average white working class is now rising to meet your threats. so i repeat to antifa, blm , blacks, illegals, go ahead, i dare you. one of you will light the match. the people are itching to rip you limb from limb.

Can I say porch junkies? That’s all I see in Gardner is a bunch of junkies in pajama pants ripping butts on multiple porches. And I don’t care if an idiot is black , white, pink , purple or green an idiot is an idiot. idiots, asshole and ratchets deserve public shaming along with having rotten food thrown at them.

Gardner are gotten WORSE in the past few years because of lack of free housing
in places like Fitchburg, so they move everybody out of the “ghettos” and into
smaller towns like Athol, Ware, Greenfield, and Gardner. Glad I didn’t buy a house there.

Lmao I just KNEW people would completely miss the sarcasm and not actually read the blog. I initially thought BLM shared it because they thought the title was serious and didnt actually read it. Maybe miracles do happen?