Cody's ain't gonna be a baby anymore once I'm through with him. LA is no place for a baby bird, but I'm planning on putting together a trademark superboyac slideshow so everyone can enjoy his walk into the dark side. It'll start out wholesome enough, with some good, authentic Mediterranean home cooking, some fun with the little children, perhaps a visit to the Getty. Then...perhaps we'll get him a medical MJ card, sneak him to some open mic shady clubs and force him to perform. A stroll along our beautiful, green ocean. Has the little guy met any asian girls yet? He will. He should look for a job also, just to get the complete experience. Might as well give him an E-meter test also, since the HQ is here. I think that covers it.

"Although forecasters predicted a very bad storm, it was greatly lessened by forces unclear to experts. 'Apparently, a small plush bird arrived on the scene, upon which point the storm began to mysteriously weaken, saving the east coast billions in damages.' "

Hmmm...no takers? Reply to this post if you want Cody to visit. I currently have him,and he is getting quite bored sitting here on my desk all day, not to mention terrorizing my 140 lb. Eastern European Shepherd. It is time for him to move on.

The person to send him to has been selected and I have his address, but I have not had the time to get to the post office in our town. My wife has been off work since March (cancer) and is just getting well enough that she can get back to work. I started a new job (wasn't making enough at the old one for our family) after being laid off for the summer, so I am working 8-6 or 7pm every day except Sunday. I am posting this from work now and hoping I don't get caught. Since our post office is only open 9-5 Monday-Friday , I have not had the chance to get there, and no one else in my family or our technologically challenged town understands about my beloved DC or Cody. He is resting comfortably in his spiffy mailing accommodations. I finally earn some time off after my 90 day mark, which is January 22nd. I plan on taking an immediate day off then, I need it. I will mail him then.

Sorry for the delay, this was unexpected when we received him, I had plans. We live in the birthplace of the oil industry, and there are so many places for him to visit here.