Oh sweet 8 lb baby Jesus. He just asked me to rub his hand because it hurts from writing all the sentences.

Ohh, I'd be so mad! Lying is a big offense in this house as well and I think you did great. I have to tell you though, since this is your house, the quoted part, made me LOL! It would have made me angry at the time, but so, so funny to read! I hope your evening gets better!