A car wash in Shanghai made it reality. Except, well, the babes are Chinese.

Someone give the lady a wand, and a pressure washer.

This looks more like the staff of one of those Chinese hair salons where there is no cutting of hair.

Apart from the lack of displacement on the part of the ladies, the car is no big-engined American metal either, but one of those Teutonic-Italian Lamborghinis. Half-baked American cultural revolution, I’d say.

Just being there makes you getting caught into the gears. Afterthoughts about what would have happened if you had come there in a car four times the price always come. Or not just there – anywhere else, with anyone else.

These might influence your next purchase. And this “might” is enough for the scheme to be effective and continue.

I’ve eaten a lot of wings and burgers at the Hooters restaurant chain. My dinner companions were usually happily married men who wouldn’t think about fooling around in a million light years. One of them was a college professor who enjoys the “unrefined yet tacky” atmosphere. Overall, a good place to watch the game, engage in man talk, get a hit of grease/hot sauce, and enjoy some beautiful women.

The Beijing Hooters may be the strangest place I’ve ever eaten. Besides having the same uhh… displacement problem, all of the waitresses were really smart college students because you had to speak perfect English to work there. It was like Bizarro-Hooters.

Personally, I HATE FAKE BREASTS (implants). My chinese girlfriend ShiRui wanted to get them done, but I talked her out of it. If I wanted fake boobs, I’d be with a girl with fake boobs. When I see em, makes me sick to my stomach. I’d rather date an obese American girl to get at that real breast meat filet.

Not much of a fan of bolt-ons either. However, having a fondness for very fit women sometimes makes them sorta unavoidable. But at least keep them realistic. Massive bolt-ons for a 130 pound woman with 15% body fat just looks ridiculous…..

One of the keys of a car wash is that it must be approachable, e.g. “cheerleader car wash.” In reality, it is a classic bait-and-switch: cheerleaders hold signs on the road to beckon passing motorists, while the actual washing of cars is done by the football team. I’m sure the Chinese will figure that out soon enough, though they would first need both cheerleaders and footballers. Hairdressers and gangsters just doesn’t cut it.

Now, if they’d start doing dude car washes over there, like they do on Church St here, then maybe more Chinese boys would come out to their parents, stay home and not come to Canada for pretend educations so they can drink, snort coke and party all night, while mom & dad think they are studying…..