In Kim Jongoon’s Rocket Program There Is No Tolerance For Error – Failure Will Be Punished!

Just not quite as harshly as before. He had to stop executing them because after blowing up so many rockets he began to run out of scientists. Now we have this shocking exclusive photograph from our contact inside North Korea that shows us the alternative penalty for failure to launch.

(The line below in italics is the caption as supplied by our source along with the photo. We don’t write about the angry voltage of the people around here. Especially not in the ass. House rule. )