Awards season marches on, with the Brits being held last night in Earls Court. Unsurprisingly, they delivered the same tired old dirge as they have pretty much every other year.

Lowlights include Take That being awarded for being a live act (hilarious); the awful, awful Mika being named Best Breakthrough Artist; and that ever ridiculous, personal pet-hate of mine- Kanye West taking the gong for Best International Male.