“Yeah, I’ve been working this beat for about a year now…. “Do I write many tickets? We don’t have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we want. I think I’ll grab a quick snack here.” “Sometimes people want a warning. I say, OK I’m…

“Well, hello there Zorro Duck. How are you doing, sonny?” “Give me all your money!” “Hello there, Zorro Duck. Loving the new red cape and hat.” “Gimme your purse!” “Help me, somebody help me! I was just robbed by Zorro Duck!” Zorro Duck was causing havoc all over Gotham City. Was something wrong with Zorro…

Duck Diego de la Vega AKA Zorro Duck goes to the city to fight crime. After a long day of work at the diner, Tips leaves in hopes of spending the night out on the town. “I’m gonna shake my tail feather tonight at Club Quacker Jacks!” Tips decides to walk home instead of taking…

“Hello, I’m Street Duck and I’ve been displaying my handy work all over Manhattan on ‘Hello my name is’ nametags.” “Celebrities seem to like my name tags. Here is Amy Winehouse posing with my name tag.” “Here I am on the Upper West Side. I decided to display my name tag on the subway entrance….

“Help, help, the Diablos have keeednapped my daughter Senorita Rosarita!” “Help me, help me, somebody help me!” This is a job for Duck Diego de la Vega AKA Zorro Duck! “Unhand Senorita Rosarita!”“No!”“Then feathers are going to fly!” “This is no match for Zoro Duck!” “Like I said, this is no match for Zorro Duck.”…