The hands down, text-inducing, performance of the night -- shock of shocks! - was delivered by none other than Ms. Kristy Lee. Since day one, Simon has referred to this country blonde as "musical wallpaper." You see it, but you just don't remember it. Perhaps that why she sang Martina McBride's "Do it anyway" with such emotion and confidence.

"You can pour your soul out singin'A song you believe inThat tomorrow they'll forget you ever sangSing it anywayYeah sing it anyway."

DAMN, girl. Rock. On. Casual Idol watchers just tuning in would have found it hard to believe that she's a Bottom Three regular. Nay, the Bottom Three captain. Here's hopin' she makes it to Myriah week!

Next: Jason Castro and "Somewhere Over the Rainbow." Never been a Dread Head fan. But I can't deny. The ukelele thang worked.

And finally, our little Archie on the piano with Robbie Williams' "Angels." C'mon. Cakewalk. Even Simon admittted, he had to get nitpicky with that one, cause he's "gonna sail through to the next round." Obvi.

Now for the disasters:

Syesha took on another "tiger" with Fantasia's "I believe." The girl clearly hasn't listened to the judges, as each week she chooses songs made famous by divas much more talented than herself. The point of your 90 seconds is to shine, and it's impossible to do in someone else's shadow. The girls is in the DAYNGA ZONE.

Carly doing Queen's "The Show Must Go On." Carly, Carly, Carly. Your pitchy, screechy, angry-eyed, brow-furrowing and black outfit were a little misplaced this week. Yes, the show must go on. Sadly, it may just do that without you.

Lastly, David Cook. He was more obnoxious - or as Simon put it, "pompous" - as usual as he took on "Innocent" by Our Lady Peace. This is INSPIRATION WEEK, tool box. Enough of your brooding rockstar act. I don't care if you DID write "give back" on your hand.

Money raised prediction for Wednesday: 82 million. Just a little more than last year and enough to ensure that Brad Pitt will come back next year. Maybe he'll bring Angie and the kids. They can donate 9 million and People can write about it.