So are you one of the lucky BBC top brass going on a mini-break with Mark Thompson? If not, here's a pic of what you'll be missing. Around 150 key managers are joining Mr T next week for two days at the Hyatt Regency Birmingham. It kicks off at 9am Monday morning apparently. Monkey is sure that there won't be much time for relaxation at the "leadership" pow-wow. But if there is, there's a range of amenities on offer, including a spa, gym and swimming pool. Oooh look! The hotel also offers special relaxation packages for guests, including the Balance. The Balance encourages guests to: "Focus on yourself today. Your everyday can wait during your stay at Hyatt Regency Birmingham. Bring balance back to your life and enjoy your favourite activities." Hmm. Monkey reckons the only balance Thommo will be looking at will be of the sheet variety.