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the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

What trolling attempt?

Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness

basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall

so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them

and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit

the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

What trolling attempt?

Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness

basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall

so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them

and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit

Were these the ladies Pony was talking about? When he was going on about the woman group you hung out with that basically (in his words, but I'm paraphrasing probably to a mass extent and that I apologize) they weren't really helping in moving on they really just wanted to talk about men as if they were the source of all problems? Then when you tried to move beyond that they got all huffy with you?

"I’m going to die one day, probably, without having left my mark on this silly, little planet. I’m going to die an anonymous, meaningless, speck of dust." - Chris Traeger

the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

What trolling attempt?

Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness

basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall

so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them

and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit

cass this is Rebecca

even though you are saying mean things I still want to be your friend

but you've got to come shopping with us on Saturday and bring your moms credit card

the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

What trolling attempt?

Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness

basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall

so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them

and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit

cass this is Rebecca

even though you are saying mean things I still want to be your friend

but you've got to come shopping with us on Saturday and bring your moms credit card

xoxo

oh no

they've infiltrated even my most intimate social circles

I guess there's only one way out of this

/thousand yard stare, opens drawer, takes out revolver with a single bullet

the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

What trolling attempt?

Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness

basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall

so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them

and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit

cass this is Rebecca

even though you are saying mean things I still want to be your friend

but you've got to come shopping with us on Saturday and bring your moms credit card

xoxo

oh no

they've infiltrated even my most intimate social circles

I guess there's only one way out of this

/thousand yard stare, opens drawer, takes out revolver with a single bullet

But you can only kill all three of them with one bullet if they all post on your Facebook page one after another.

the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

What trolling attempt?

Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness

basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall

so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them

and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit

Were these the ladies Pony was talking about? When he was going on about the woman group you hung out with that basically (in his words, but I'm paraphrasing probably to a mass extent and that I apologize) they weren't really helping in moving on they really just wanted to talk about men as if they were the source of all problems? Then when you tried to move beyond that they got all huffy with you?

Oh God fucking pie circle. Yes, same ladies, but the rabbit hole goes deeper. It's a long story and I'm too frustrated to go over the fine details.

the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

What trolling attempt?

Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness

basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall

so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them

and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit

cass this is Rebecca

even though you are saying mean things I still want to be your friend

but you've got to come shopping with us on Saturday and bring your moms credit card

xoxo

oh no

they've infiltrated even my most intimate social circles

I guess there's only one way out of this

/thousand yard stare, opens drawer, takes out revolver with a single bullet

the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

What trolling attempt?

Ahahaha this has a lot of sophisticated backstory behind it and I'm not sure how to tl;dr it while capturing the deliciousness

basically these ladies who have fucked me are still trying to be my 'friends', and by that i mean maintain control over my life in petty and malicious ways. since i've blocked them from nearly every possible mode of communication what they've been doing is logging on the account of a mutual friend to look at my wall

so there are a couple of status updates basically going 'naaaaaaaaahhhh' at them

and the mutual friends thing is going both ways, so i know for a fact they are losing their shit

Were these the ladies Pony was talking about? When he was going on about the woman group you hung out with that basically (in his words, but I'm paraphrasing probably to a mass extent and that I apologize) they weren't really helping in moving on they really just wanted to talk about men as if they were the source of all problems? Then when you tried to move beyond that they got all huffy with you?

Oh God fucking pie circle. Yes, same ladies, but the rabbit hole goes deeper. It's a long story and I'm too frustrated to go over the fine details.

that's cool (as in you not wanting to go over the fine details), I was just wondering if they were the same ones.

"I’m going to die one day, probably, without having left my mark on this silly, little planet. I’m going to die an anonymous, meaningless, speck of dust." - Chris Traeger

On a totally different note, I think I might write a self help book. What do you guys think?

What's your killer title, that is the only way to judge a self-help book

Wait Until Tomorrow Before Killing Yourself

poifect, I'll take ten copies

Chapter One: Procrastinated Suicide Theory

So, you want to kill yourself. Well you're not alone. At least dozens, maybe hundreds, of humans think about death every day. Every minute of every day. Someone is thinking about it right now. Someone other than you who is reading this book. Maybe that person is also reading this book. I don't know. I guess it depends on how well my publisher promotes this book. But whatever. The point is, lots of people think about death every day. At least dozens.

So you're not alone.

However that has nothing to do with this chapter.

Have you ever just sat in your bedroom staring at the ceiling mentally ticking off all the things that have gone wrong in your life, all the debt you've accumulated, all the things you haven't done with your life, all the energy you have to expend just to get through this miserable, pathetic day even though it's already 3:00 in the afternoon and all you've done is lie there all day wallowing in agony and self-pity?

Well Procrastinated Suicide Theory is in the same vein! Simply add your thoughts of killing yourself to the end of this same list of things and voila! you'll just put it off like everything else.

For the past 47 years, every day I've woken up and just stared at the flames flickering over that oil drum, thinking "this will be the day when I won't do X, Y, Z, or kill myself, even though I really probably should..." And then I smile, and pull the Glad bags back over my head, and pretend I am somewhere, anywhere else.

The power of Procrastinated Suicide Theory should be obvious. You've already spent your ENTIRE LIFE not doing ANYTHING, so why start now! Just tell yourself you'll do it tomorrow. And then tomorrow you'll tell yourself that you'll just get to it the next day. And the day after that, guess what you'll do? Just like everything else you've always meant to do with your life, this will never get done either. You'll live forever. It's a simple trick, and it works.

People want trigger warnings and gender neutral pronouns on the english armadillo meme. Trigger Warning for the meme postings that end in "kill self".

goddamn it

why is everything good ruined by these people

I don't want to make anyone like, feel bad about themselves. For awhile I was all "maybe I should end it all" and then someone in another sub forum told me to kill myself over something else (they didn't know I was really contemplating it) so I can see their point. However, the meme I don't feel is to hurt someone. I don't know, its a fine line.

"I’m going to die one day, probably, without having left my mark on this silly, little planet. I’m going to die an anonymous, meaningless, speck of dust." - Chris Traeger