...Man, I don't think I could come up with an actual, legit harem, cause I always seem to have a thing for the cold, silent, drop dead gorgeous types O_o Maybe if I spent several days giving some real thought to it I might come up with a better group of guys for my personal harem, but these are who came to my head.

Lancer (Fate/Zero) -the polite, chivalrous type

Harima (School Rumble) - the comic relief

Itachi (Naruto) - the silent, good looking, cold hearted type

Gilgamesh/Archer (Fate/Zero) - the arrogant/rich type

Kyohei (The Wallflower) - the tsundere

...And for the lols, I would also have Sasuke from Naruto as a personal slave that I would torture repeatedly. I would torture him endlessly by making him reading slash fanfiction of him and Naruto! (Cause, let's be honest, if I had to physically torture him he'd probably enjoy it. Which is not what I want).