The private couple wed in the Miami area at the Chateau Artisan estate, which looks like a huge castle surrounded by a moat so as to keep out journalists and other riff raff.

For her big day, the bride chose a strapless Dennis Basso ballgown with a sweetheart neckline, the groom a Dsquared2 Tuxedo, whatever that is.

“Secretly this is his princess moment,” Union told Ellen Degeneres of her hubby’s wedding planning. “He has waited for this for a long time. He’s been hoarding bridal magazines. He’s very ready… Every aspect — aspects I didn’t even know went into wedding planning — he is on. To have a centerpiece or not have a centerpiece? He has very strong opinions. No centerpieces. Who cares? He does!”

The couple forbid anyone from bringing cellphones so they could control — and perhaps cash in on — the release of their wedding photos. …

Joan Rivers remained in a medically-induced coma three days after she went into cardiac arrest, but her family said Sunday they remain hopeful about her recovery.

“Thank you for your continued love and support,” Melissa Rivers said in a statement. “We are keeping our fingers crossed.”

Melissa described her 81-year-old mother’s condition as serious, and TMZ reported that the Fashion Police host was on life support.

“The waking-up process has begun and will take until Tuesday,” an insider told the New York Daily News. “There is real concern that the part of the brain that controls motor skills may have been compromised leaving her as either a vegetable or in a wheelchair.”

Rivers’ Fashion Police co-stars have taken to Twitter to show their support.

“Praying for Joan Rivers and Mel Rivers,” Giuliana Rancic tweeted. “Even though Joan’s the strongest woman I know, every single prayer counts. I love you, Joan.”

“4 the first time in years I got down on my knees & prayed tonight!” Kelly Osbourne wrote. “I encourage U 2 do the same 4 Joan Rivers my grandma!” …

Joan Rivers was resting comfortably Thursday night after being rushed to Manhattan’s Mt. Sinai Hospital, reportedly after suffering cardiac or resperatory arrest during an outpatient surgery at a nearby doctor’s office.

“I want to thank everyone for the overwhelming love and support for my mother,” daughter Melissa Rivers said in statement. “She is resting comfortably and is with our family. We ask that you continue to keep her in your thoughts and prayers.”

Melissa had flown from Los Angeles to New York to be by her mother’s side, said a spokesperson for E!, which airs Fashion Police.

The 81-year-old had reportedly been undergoing throat surgery, possibly on her vocal cords, when a 911 call was placed describing a person who was either in cardiac or respiratory arrest, said TMZ, which first had the news.

According to E! News, the comic had stopped breathing during surgery and was in critical condition when authorities arrived. …

The wedding we’ve all been waiting for — mostly by saying, ugh, is this never going to happen — has happened!

Brad Pitt, 50, and Angelina Jolie, 39, got married Saturday in France in a private ceremony, a spokesman told the Associated Press.

We’re not surprised that they tried to keep it secret, especially given that Pitt made a point some years back that they wouldn’t get married until gay marriage was legal, but we are surprised that they somehow managed to keep it hidden for five days.

The couple didn’t seem to have much of a honeymoon, either. Also not surprising, given that they have six kids. Pitt was back to work Thursday for his new movie Fury, a World War II drama out Oct. 17, and was spotted at an England event for it with a new ring on his finger.

But enough about that. What you really want to know is the details of the wedding, right?

The “nondenominational civil ceremony” took place Saturday in a small chapel at Provence’s Chateau Miraval, a vineyard estate owned by the Jolie-Pitts. …

Baby rumors started way back when Shakira, 37, performed at the World Cup, for her outfit was less revealing than usual and her gyrations subpar.

According to Us Weekly, the singer jinxed herself in April, saying she was way too busy with work to have another kid.

“If it weren’t because of my music projects, I would be pregnant already,” she told Latina. “I would love to have eight or nine kids with Gerard — my own fútbol team.”

Shakira and the 27-year-old Spanish soccer player welcomed son Milan in January 2013. So, are these two ever going to walk down the aisle, as is custom after reproducing together?

“We already have what’s essential, you know? We have a union, a love for each other, and a baby,” Shakira said in Glam Belleza Latina’s summer issue. “I think that those aspects of our relationship are already established, and marriage is not going to change them. But if I’m ever going to get married, he’s the one.”

It’s only been what, like seven years since Tony Soprano was whacked or maybe not whacked on the series finale of The Sopranos? And all this time we’ve been wondering what really happened when the screen went blank and credits rolled.

So, do you want to know? Do you really want to know?

Okay, spoiler alertathon:

Show creator David Chase finally gave up on all that matters to him and answered the question that everyone under the sun has been nagging him about for the better part of a decade. Without further ado, the reveal we’ve all been waiting for, excerpted from a super-long piece on Vox:

“We were in a tiny coffee shop, when, in the middle of a low-key chat about a writing problem I was having, I popped the question. Chase startled me by turning toward me and saying with sudden, explosive anger, 'Why are we talking about this?’ I answered, 'I’m just curious.’ And then, for whatever reason, he told me… He shook his head 'no.’ And he said simply, 'No he isn’t.’ That was all.”

Not dead. Happy now? All it took was badgering this poor man incessently for 2,600 days until he randomly lost it. …

Lolo Jones, the Olympic hurdler and bobsledder everyone loves to hate, is reportedly joining Dancing With the Stars for its 19th season, which kicks off on Sept. 15.

ABC doesn’t comment on casting rumors, since they want to pimp out contestants on Good Morning America every year, but a blabbermouth tells E! News that Jones will be joined by Pretty Little Liars star Janel Parrish and former General Hospital hunk and Calvin Klein model Antonio Sabato Jr.

This will be the first cast to compete for the mirrorball trophy under the disapproving gaze of Julianne Hough, who apparently decided movies are just too hard. The former pro will be the fourth judge on the panel this year.

“I am warming up the paddles and the sass, and I’m ready to have fun in this new role,” Hough said.

While we don’t know the full lineup of “stars” who will be dancing, we do know that fan-favorite pros Derek Hough, Mark Ballas, Cheryl Burke, Val Chmerkovskiy, Karina Smirnoff and Tony Dovolani will be returning.

If you’re wondering how Brad Paisley and his record label are doing lately, let’s just say they’re proving to be one of the best tabloid relationships of all time.

As we chronicled recently, Paisley and Sony Music Nashville have been trading barbs since the guitarist extraordinaire started leaking album Moonshine in the Trunk (officially released Wednesday) via Twitter in July, sans management approval. The label team sent angry and pleading emails and texts aplenty to Paisley to no avail, eventually sticking the country star with the check at a group dinner in retaliation.

When Paisley turned down the team’s attempts to capitalize on the leaking, they turned to a bit of leaking of their own. Label CEO Gary Overton gave out Paisley’s personal email address (voxontherun@gmail.com, in case you were wondering) on Friday to country radio shows, who then entreated listeners to email him.

Of course, they did.

“I have 18,000,” Paisley told a Houston radio station, noting that he was being a good sport and replying. …

Pamela Anderson is hitting the brakes on her most recent split from husband Rick Salomon. Yes, the same Rick Salomon she was married to for two months, six years ago.

The 47-year-old Baywatch babe filed for divorce on July 3 after six months of the couple’s second marriage, according to E! News. But the pair was seen one week later swapping saliva all over Malibu, and just as recently as the end of July, witnesses spotted them sucking face in Sardinia.

So, it only makes sense that Pam decided to file a petition to toss out the divorce filing on August 21, roughly six years after the couple had their first marriage annulled.

For a little insight, excerpts from a lengthy poem penned by Pam just two days after she decided to call it quits again:

“No man knows what to do with me-- I blame myself-- To play with me, is eternal-- I’m not 'on the clock’ or... on the 'payroll’—”

And:

“I knew it was wrong from the start-- primitive-- base instinct..Never marry a rich man...Euros from a Vagabond..”

Once you’ve stuck it out for 36 years, is another 20 really too much to ask?

Apparently so for Neil Young, who filed for divorce from wife and musical collaborator Pegi Young on July 29, according to Rolling Stone.

A hearing is set for Dec. 12, and suddenly we've lost all faith in the institution. Young’s rep had no comment.

The couple first met when the 68-year-old Rock and Roll Hall of Famer stopped by a California diner where Pegi was working as a waitress.

“I used to order just to watch her float across the floor,” he sang in his 1992 song Unknown Legend. “She grew up in a small town/Never put her roots down.”

Pegi, 61, is the subject of many of Neil’s love songs, and she began performing as his backup singer in the ’90s. She has released three albums since 2007 and toured on her own, sometimes with Neil as her guitarist.

The couple was scheduled to play Farm Aid in Raleigh, N.C., on September 13th, but Pegi’s been removed from the lineup, because, let’s face it, she’s no Neil.

Death Row Records founder Suge Knight was shot multiple times at Chris Brown’s VMAs pre-party in L.A. early Sunday, a Los Angeles County sheriff’s sergeant tells the Associated Press.

Shots rang out around 1:30 a.m. at 1OAK on Sunset Boulevard, the site of an event co-hosted by Brown and Pia Mia. Knight and two other victims, a man and a woman, were hit, treated at local hospitals and expected to survive, authorities said.

A video obtained by TMZ shows the rap mogul moments after bullets ripped through his body, ducking behind a car and surrounded by cops with their weapons drawn. The scene is chaotic: club patrons are scattering and screaming.

Another video shows Knight walking under his own power to a sheriff’s cruiser just outside the club where he waits until he is transferred via stretcher to an awaiting ambulance. The clip also shows partygoers leaving the building with their hands up.

In yet another clip, Brown can be seen inside the packed club as patrons hit the floor.

According to TMZ, Brown was shot at but not injured. Knight was shot six times, the gossip site says, and was recovering from surgery in ICU Sunday afternoon. …

“Orange Room” anchor Carson Daly and fiancee Siri Pinter welcomed their third child on Wednesday. London Rose Daly weighed in at 8 lbs., 11 oz. and measured 22 inches. Daly and Pinter were already parents to 5-year-old Jackson James and 23-month-old Etta Jones, so they’re pretty much the best name pickers who ever lived. The 41-year-old TV personality and Siriously Delicious food blogger started dating in 2007 and got engaged in October.

On Thursday, The Voice host shared pictures of the new addition and FaceTimed with Willie Geist and the rest of Today.

“Baby and Siri are right here. They’re doing very well. It’s incredible. We thought this was going to happen on Saturday and it didn’t. We went home. It was a long couple days of waiting,” Daly said. “Like out of a movie, I sped to the hospital and they were literally waiting for me to get there and we had our beautiful baby girl.” …

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