No Strings Attached Funny Movie Quotes

Check out some of the funniest quotes from No Strings Attached. The film stars Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher as two friends who decide to take their relationship to the next level - physically, not emotionally.

The two start their friends with benefits relationship to quickly find out, it's not that easy.

Adam: Cheers. (Taps date's wine glass) Lucy: Oh thank you. Adam and Lucy (Go to kiss, bangs head together instead): Oww. Lucy: I'm so sorry. That was such a fail on my part. Wait, can we, I can do better than that, can we try again? Adam: Sure. Mulligan. Let's, why don't we... (sit down on couch and start making out) Lucy: Oh my god, this is happening, this is really happening, you're touching me... Adam: Maybe we don't need to talk about everything. | permalink

(Said to Adam): Don't screw it up. Ten years from now you're going to be having sex with your wife and it's going to be in the missionary position and one of you is going to be asleep. | permalink