Ke$ha: I Had “Eyeball Sex” With Johnny Depp

Ke$ha has made a career of making outlandish statements, whether it’s starting her day with whiskey-as-toothpaste in her hit songs or claiming to have intimate relationships with supernatural entities, but her latest outrageous story reaches new heights.

The “Die Young” singer and gold tooth aficionado informed UK paper Metro News that during a benefit concert for Hurricane Sandy, she got down with a well-known Hollywood star — well, kind of.

"Me and Johnny Depp had eyeball sex at the benefit concert for Superstorm Sandy in L.A.," said the My Crazy Beautiful Life star.

"We never really talked -- we just had eyeball sex."

While Ke$ha has claimed in song that she’ll “kick [men] to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger,” and the addition of Depp sets a high bar for future suitors, she admitted that, in general, she’s a woman of simple taste.

“I don’t want a guy talking too much about their damn emotions. I get a little over that. I just want a guy who has a big penis and a car.”