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As di great president of Jamaica, or formally now impeached president of Jamaica, mi an mi people now offering yaah great opportunity to join di next superpowa alliance of di world!
Yuh maybe wondering wah di goals fi di alliance, wah Jamaica wud be a great ally fi yuh an ow yuh apply to become a memba of dis great alliance. But nuh worry now, yuh nuh haffi wonda anymore cause wi wi gi yuh alla di answas.