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Four men were talking about how smart their dogs were. The first man
was an engineer who said his dog, T-Square, could do drafting. He told the
dog to get some paper, draw a square, a circle, and a triangle, which he did
easily. The accountant said his dog, Spread-Sheet, was smarter. He
told his dog to fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back, and divide them into
piles of three, which he did with no problem. The chemist said his dog,
Beaker, was even smarter. He told his dog to get a quart of milk and
pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass, which he did with no problem. The
three men then turned to the government worker and asked what his dog
could do.

The government worker called his dog Coffee Break, and told him to show
the guys what he could do. Coffee Break then trotted over and ate the
cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper, screwed the other three
dogs, claimed he injured his back doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe
working conditions, applied for workers' compensation, and left for
home on sick
leave.