The upcoming legal battle over Hulk Hogan's sex tape is about to turn into a royal rumble — or a media circus.

While Hogan has sued both Bubba The Love Sponge and Heather Clem for secretly videotaping his boner in action, the former is using his radio show to tell his side of the story.

Despite sources that say the DJ "showed it to a bunch of people", Bubba swears he has "not seen the tape."

Not only does the wrestler's former friend call criticize him for being "self-centered", but he criticizes his kids too! He quipped something along the lines that Hulk is so delusional that he believes Nick Hogan was an innocent victim of his 2007 car crash AND that Brooke Hogan actually has talent.

Ouch! What did they do to deserve getting dragged into this dispute?

But still, here's Bubba's most shocking allegation against the man who boned his wife:

"At the end of the day, I can't even comment on the validity … [Hulk] could have had something to do with the leak of it."

What!?

Sounds like Bubba is just pulling that out of his love sponge, but what if…

Well, Gawker would get out of forking over $100 million, that's for sure. Ha!

However, we can't really believe that explanation. We're more innerested hearing why Bubba thought it would be a good idea to tape his buddy having hot sex with his wife.

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
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The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
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I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE
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