One guy provides studio commentary for the Cubs on Comcast Sports Net. The other used to do the same job for Fox Sports Net. Both are veteran southpaws who spent part of their playing career with the Cubs.

VS.

Tale of the Tape

Dan Plesac

Pros:

Local guy (Indiana)

Pitched for the Cubs

Had a thoroughbred named after him

Cons:

Is a “soft talker”

Was acquired along with 4 other players in Larry Himes’ harebrained rationalization that quantity was more important than quality in replacing reigning CY Young Award winner Greg Maddux

liking plesac for me is is smilar to liking midget porn i can’t really explain it other than to say i do and that is that. as a matter of fact i would rather not explain it or for that matter can i take it all back? ahh hell plesac, midget porn its all good!

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Dave Otto is great…and he went to my high school! Haha

http://www.hirejimessian Mike D.

Dave Otto is great…and he went to my high school! Haha

You and me both, JayBandit. You and me both.

Go Grens.

Technical Bounce

Plesac pleases me. I dig the right eyebrow and 6’5″ of a real man who knows the game.