Pamela Anderson in a bikini

Here’s Pamela Anderson on the beach in Malibu yesterday reminding us all of her glory years on em>Baywatch. Except now if she tried to save me I’d probably take my chances with the ocean. “Mouth to mouth? Hahaha! Why don’t I just bleed here for a while and hope a shark drags me to shore after chewing my leg off? At least there’s a cure for that: Crutches.”

EDIT: Added more pics of Pam from the weekend doing an amazing impression of beef jerky with implants. How does she not find acting work?