The one about cooking

This is not my greatest work. However. If you have ever read any post about my work-when it comes to food-it’s pretty much Picasso.

I used to burn water.

I remember one time throwing a pizza off the front porch (because fire)

Oatmeal was a mistake.

Unless your plan was to feed the entire cast of Lord Of The Rings.

I pretty much lived on yogurt and ramen and would drink vodka and then stay up late writing and say things like …

And then I started really trying to cook again… When I started seeing L. And then we started doing Blue Apron. Which is pretty fantastic.

And super fun.

You just get your meals delivered to you. And you cook them yourself.

Hence,you learn to cook.

And boy am I learning.

Pretty much all the ways you can cook salmon and lamb burger. And make a salad out of things a southerner would never look at and say “I bet I could make a salad out of that.” But -great day -is it good.

I mean good.

So this is salmon burger.

Which even if I had burned it and dropped it down the stairs …you’d have to admit…still beats burned water.