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No, I am middle class and white. So, my probability of ever ending up in jail is vanishingly small. It is true, and very unsettling fact. Unless you count the drunk tank. The probability of me ending up there is considerable.

There always is one cop from the ghetto....

I have been in hancuffs, but talked my way out.I was younger so they let me off the hook.

As a future cop, I've been shown jail cells and they aren't fun.And no there is no rape!That's just sometimes.

No I've never been to jail but my brother and my dad both got put in jail and neither one of them had anything nice to say about it. So I think I'll pass. I almost got put on probation once in high school but the person said they would drop the charges if my buddys and I cut wood for them the whole day. That's about the closest I've come to jail.

I have never been sentenced to be in prison, I am a good boy. I do not have to go there if I do not want to...and I do not, therefore I will try my hardest to stay stationary with my normal, ordinary life as I have done thus far in my life.

Eh..

Wow, alot of you kids are so lucky.. I went to jail, and you know who decided my fate to go there? My pathetic, loser dad. Yeah, to make things short, I was visiting him in Oklahoma, and I have no other family there, 'cause my mom and all my other relatives live in Texas.. So I went to jail because they all ganged up on me and said it was my fault for the fight and that I should get sent to jail. After I got out, I had nowhere to go and only 28 dollars in my pocket to make me last for "X" number of days, I didn't know where to go because I was 18, so I can't go to a place for kids, and the homeless shelter was about 48 miles away from where I was, so I walked two and a half miles to Wal-Mart, and I just.. Stayed there for two days.. I swallowed so much pride and slept outside like a homeless person and I was scared for my life.. There's alot more to my story but I can't put it all in here, but yeah.. Then I came home to Texas and I don't ever want to see that loser ever again. I hate him so much.

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2.Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

3.Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

4. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

5.When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the world down.

6.Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

7.When he was born, the only person that cried was the doctor, never slap Chuck Norris.