I too am thankful that David Lee Roth is not a paramedic in my area. Could you imagine? “WOOOOOOW, you’ve had a heart attack bozy bozy bop diddty bop” “Hey man how’s my hair? You know i used to be in Van Halen, right?”

i think tofurkey was a big joke from those evil corporate people. they said “watch this we are going to make a turkey out of tofu and the stupid bastards are going to buy it. it’ll be like sega CD and MC hammer all over again. then we will laugh sadistic sinister maniacal but very jovial laughter:twisted: at those morons. they will by anything. god you remember new kids on the block:hurl:. hahahahaha.”

leave me comments on my space if you want. i don’t have any because most people who read my blog curl u into the fetal position saying repeatedly “i am an orange. i am an orange. DON’T PEEL ME!”
THANK YOU.:java:

Okay, David Lee Roth, ambulance driver? :wtf: I imagine he would sing to you on the way to the hospital. Knitted wedding link? Not that bad. I guess you could say they will live in “knitted” bliss. I guess they really tied the “knot” :lol::grin: good one Craig:smile:

Now, my list. I am …

1. Thankful that I always have something to smoke after all I am smoking something and freely admit.
2. Thankful that cats land on four feet:oops:
3. Thankful that my head hasn’t fallen off
4. Thankful that people forget my name
5. Thankful that the police accept bribes here.
6. Thankful that no one eats tofurkey, but they do eat a lot of tofu. If you know how to prepare it you say, “Wow what is that shit?!?”

thankful that no one drop-kicked anyone during our holiday get together.
thankful that my uncle finally got those dentures before thanksgiving so i didn’t have to see him gum his turkey and slobber everywhere.