I Dated A Celebrity Or Did I?

Anxiety: A Guide

When you look at your phone and realise everyone but Zayn has texted you back.

8. Generally, men in knitted sweaters make me break out in affluent-averse hives, but because this is Harry Styles, somehow it just works.

9. When this song first came out I thought he was singing 'why are we always stuck running from the police?' Then I thought he was singing 'why are we always stuck running from the bullies?' Now, though, I'm confident he's saying 'the bullets' but honestly, it wouldn't kill him to be a little clearer in his diction.

10. I really hope my future sons have hair as luscious as his.

11. WHOA, MY GOD HE IS FLYING. WE HAVE AN AIRBORNE STYLES.

Heaven must be missing an angel.

12. The Bowie vibes continue. Party.

13. Shit, even his flying is majestic.

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14. I know most of this was almost definitely done on green screen but I want to believe. I want to believe Harry can fly.

15. Nature. Man's minuscule size in the grand scheme. The inertia of it all. Harry Styles.