This beautiful woman one day walks into
a doctors office and the doctor is bowled
over by how stunningly awesome she is.
All his professionallism goes right out
the window... He tells her to take her
pants, she does, and he starts rubbing
her thighs. "Do you know what I am doing?"
asks the doctor? "Yes, checking for
abnormalities." she replies. He tells
her to take off her shirt and bra, she
takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing
her breasts and asks, "Do you know what
I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes,
checking for cancer." Finally, he tells
her to take off her panties, lays her
on the table, gets on top of her and
starts having sex with her. He says to
her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats
why I am here!"

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon
room and the groom decides to let the
bride know where she stands right from
the start of the marriage. He proceeds
to take off his trousers and throw them
at her. He says, "Put those on." The
bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."
He replies, "And don't forget that! I
will always wear the pants in the family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and
throws them at him with the same request,
"Try those on!" He replies,"I can't get
into your knickers!" "And you never bloody
will if you don't change your attitude."

One day three midgets decided they
wanted to be in the record books
the fist one says "I have pretty
short arms", so he goes and succeeds.
The second one says "I have pretty
short legs," so he goes and succeeds.
The third one says "I have a very
small penis," and when he comes back
he says "Who the hell is Leonardo DiCaprio?"

Superman is flying around one day
and he's feeling kinda horny. So
he finds Batman sitting on top of
a building and drops down to ask
him where the best place to get
laid is. Batman proceeds to tell
him that Wonder Woman is a great
lay. Superman then tells him that
he couldn't do that to her because
they have been friends for too
long and he flies away. Superman
then sees Spider-man swinging
around and flies next to him while
he's swinging and asks him who
the best piece of ass is. Spider-man
tells him that he hears Wonder
Woman is good and tells him to
look her up. Disgruntled Superman
takes to the air and flies about.
He then notices Wonder Woman lying
in a field naked and spread Eagle.
He thinks I'm faster than a speeding
bullet, I can be in and out of that
so fast she'll never know what hit
her. So, he flies down does his
business and id 4 seconds he's
back in the air flying away. Wonder
Woman looks up and says "What was
that?" Invisible Man says: "I don't
know but my ass hurts!"