Guide on using Java 8 in Eclipse

However, it took me 4 days after Java 8 release to find a blog post about the topic, which in turn refers to another message, which then points to a Wiki page that describes Eclipse’s support for Java 8. ) that refers to a message on the JDT mailing list which in turn refers to a Wiki page where a how to for Eclipse Java 8 support is described.

I am just assuming that he sucks at looking up stuff.
Here is how to ‘find’ and enable Java 8 support on Eclipse: