Holy hell, I didn't expect to see *that* coming in this forum tonight! Maybe it's 'cause I haven't written anything in over two weeks. (Having lost both my TVs and VCR in the last week hasn't helped any... One of 'em due to age, and the other was apparently bumped around during the move in the summer and I didn't try to use it until the old one crapped out.)

I suppose I'll have to churn out a column this coming week for PPV picks...

It's Saturday and still no update... C'mon, Chris, I want to see if I'm first or not

"Oh - oh! Well well well well! It's twenty-four hours after the Royal Rumble and GUESS who is still the Undisputed Champion of the World - ME! Yeah, and I tried to warn all of you - I tried to tell you I was not a joke. I tried to tell you to take me seriously, but what did you do, huh? What did you do? On Sunday, you invited all your little friends over to watch the Royal Rumble, you called up Frank and said, 'hey Frank, you wanna come watch the Rock kick Chris Jericho's ass?' And Frank said, Frank said 'oh sure, I wanna see the Rock win the Undisputed Championship and go all the way to WrestleMania.' I mean, it's a foregone conclusion, right? The Rock is gonna win! The Rock is gonna win! The Rock is going to win, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU believed in your hearts that the Rock was going to win but GUESS WHAT HAPPENED. The Rock - The Rock - The Rock...LOST. CHRIS JERICHO - WON. And even if you don't like it, you have to appreciate and acknowledge all that I've accomplished, because everything that I've done is far too gigantic to be ignored!"