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Bath Math

Don’t let the Instagrams fool ya, kids—baths are no longer the relaxing refuge from the cruel, cold world you thought they were. We’ve been bamboozled, every single last one of us, it seems. You see, the art of bath taking seems so carefree and easy…until you’re just about ready to turn on the faucet. You reach for the knob and all of a sudden, the self-doubt floods in: Is it going to be too hot? Too cold? When was the last time I even cleaned this thing? Is this tub actually big enough to hold me and all that water? Do I need to shower first? Second? I spent $30 on those pretty pink salts but would a box of Morton’s table salt do the same damn thing? Stop it! You’re spiraling! It’s OK—I’ve been there too.

At this point, if you haven't talked yourself out of that bath idea, you're going to want to think about your goals. What do you want to get out of this bath? If you need to get clean, take a shower. But if you’re sick, dry and scaly, stressed out, sore, or just a shameless lover of luxury, there’s a bath for you. You just need to find the products that warrant it. As such, here are a few easy-peasy recipes to follow—bath math if you will. Get it right and Instagram, as ever, will be very impressed.

If you’re sick…

Oh you poor thing. Hydrate, rest, and take care of that stuffy nose with three capfuls of C.O. Bigelow Cold and Flu Soak plus up to half a bag of unscented Dr. Teal's magnesium. (Go crazy on the soak if you're a real eucalyptus nut like me.) The minty fumes will bust right through that built-up mucus in no time. And the Dr. Teals will help relax any achy muscles. The final perk? Very little clean up necessary after this bath. Get back in bed, sicko.

If you’re dry and scaly…

Pair one part Mustela Stelatopia Bath Oil with two parts Follain x Rica Rose Bud Milk Bath with real live rosebuds in it. The Mustela oil is for babies, so you know it's non-irritating but effective. Plus chic in that way baby stuff is always kind of chic—like you know something adults don't. Moving on to the second ingredient, Follain's wonderful collab with Rica is as luxurious as anything—and as close as you can get to taking a bath full of milk without anyone calling you Whoopi Goldberg.

If you’re allergic to everything…

Or if you have the chicken pox. That's when you break out the Aveeno Soothing Bath Treatment Packets. It's like making a big ol' soothing bowl of oatmeal—but with you in it! Add a few drops of Burt's Bees Mama Bee Oil if you tend to get rashy—it's also for babies, which we've already established is a sure bet.

If you need a vacation…

Whip up an ice cold blended marg and fill the tub with two parts Palermo Himalayan Pink Salt Soak and three parts Herbivore Botanicals Coconut Bath Soak. The pink salt you can get from anywhere (pro-tip: check TJ Maxx in the kitchen department), but the Palermo jar is particularly souvenir-looking. The coconut bath soak on the other hand—very worth it. Tropical and delicious smelling, while also coating your body in a nice veil of soothing hydration. Sans a coconut oil slip-and-slide situation.