Watch this hilarious new ESPN commercial with Seattle’s John Clayton

Many people may not know that ESPN analyst John “The Professor” Clayton — NFL expert extraordinaire — lives in the Seattle area.

He moved here in the 1980s to cover the Seahawks for the Tacoma News Tribune, became a sports-talk host on KJR radio, got hired by ESPN in 1995, and now does radio and TV segments all the time as one of the network’s premier football analysts. He has multiple cell phones for all his work, and jumps from ESPN outlet to ESPN outlet all day, every day (or so it seems), like an odd-looking superhuman wearing a suit.

Much of this work Clayton does from a miniature studio in his Eastside home. His weekly “The John Clayton Show” is produced by 710 ESPN Seattle, and he is featured on a few of the radio station’s shows most every day. He is generally calm, collected, professional and often very humorous — extremely well-respected in the world of sports journalism.

Now, thanks to a new TV commercial for ESPN’s “SportsCenter,” we’ve gotten an inside look into Clayton’s daily routine. And it’s hilarious. Here’s the video:

Obviously, it’s a satirical advertisement. The commercial is just the latest in a long string of tongue-in-cheek spots from “the worldwide leader in sports.” But this one might just be my favorite of them all.