Blind Item: Smells Like Bear Stearns

Cross-dressing tranny investment bankers (is that redundant?) being our beat, it's kind of a blow to the ego that we can't get this one:

WHICH multifaceted investment banker has been freaking friends out with his atrocious attire? The formerly fashion-forward mogul has recently been spotted by close pals "wearing muumuus, kimonos and eyeliner."

This is an out-and-out plea. I have no [real] job, no money, no woman, no prospects, nothing on the horizon, no action at all, and no conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning (though I like to get the Daily News). I NEED to know. Help me now.Just Asking [NYP]The Keys [Seinfeld Scripts]