Continuing from last week's random John Cage article by Poonperm Paitayawat, he's now demanding SS lovechild Emmi Ojala to follow the Master of Randomness' footsteps. Here are Poonperm's instructions...

POONPERM: THE INSTRUCTIONS

1) Find a model to wear the pieces of clothes.

2) Find these objects:

(A) fresh big or small mushrooms,

(B) five different used or unused pieces of cloth of items of clothing for a model to wear,

(C) some drawings of SS items from the SS shop (perferrably not clothes),

(D) faces of soap stars or reality TV junkies,

(E) numbers 1-64, and

(F) one more group of things of your liking.

3) Make a SS dice and write each of the mentioned categories on each side. Take a picture of this or just make a cool image of this. You'll later roll the dice in order to choose which material you are using to create the Cage images.

(4) Get rolling and perhaps try use 3 different categories in one image/collage. Then, feel free to splash colours, pixelate, erase, cut off, do anything you like to the images.

After Big Brother, Chantelle is taking a retreat and becoming one with nature. She’s determined to challenge herself mentally and physically to get her fengshui flowing, and – concluding from the muscles – is doing pretty well. But how about the mental part? “I sit all day on this giant mushroom trying to count as far as I can. So far, I’ve reached 64.”

Paris Hilton got quite upset, when Jamie Oliver and his skimpy dress stepped on the red carpet and spotted her handsome escort. ”Chicken is just so this season!” Oliver commented to Hello magazine, folding the recipe for chicken stew inside his bra with a sad face. Hilton reports she and the chicken left the party unharmed, but are considering a lawsuit anyway.