Charlie Sheen Wants to Put on a Cape and Save Lindsay Lohan – Without Sleeping With Her

Charlie Sheen is a Hollywood antihero, but he wants to be an actual hero for Lindsay Lohan, who he considers a friend -- a friend without any benefits at all.

Sheen told TMZ that he wants to be a mentor for Lohan, who seems to rebuff him publicly but has no issue taking his checks for her back taxes or offers for work on 'Anger Management.'

"I have a kinship with somebody [Lindsay] who clearly needs a mentor, whether she wants one or not," Sheen said. "She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies, or turn to me for some advice from a guy who's been down the road as well as every other side trail on the journey."