It must be a bitch to wake up one day and realize that you're going to be a fucking midget. Of course, you could rip the shit out of a fucking schnauzer or stomp the fuck out of a goddamn chihuahua a bit less noticably than a normal sized person could; but your ass might be grass if a big, stupid feces-eating shephard got on your trail.

Hey ouch I think you and this guy can put together a freak show, you look like the lucky charms dude on my serial box, or like any average Irish leprechaun is that how you spell it? anyways I hope you've got some gold waiting for us at the end of the fucking rainbow.