The women of The Real Housewives of New York return tonight. They are going to the Hamptons in New York to watch Sonja perform a burlesque number at a charity event. Countess LuAnn makes her return to the group as she hosts a Hamptons barbecue at her home, where another explosive argument regarding “BookGate” leads Heather to ferociously defend Carole.

When The Real Housewives of New York City take surfing lessons they face extreme struggles getting into their wetsuits.

Sonja can’t recall if she booked the drag queen from Starbucks, but that’s nothing Team Sonja and some hot water can’t fix.