Ah, capitalism destroys itself. In twenty years, the military--on which U.S. capitalists depend--won't be able to field an army because arteriosclerosis among twenty-year-olds will be endemic.

Apart from the arteriosclerosis, that might be a good thing, overall, and an irony suitably high enough to satisfy even the most jaded of anti-imperialists. Who knew that the empire's undoing would be the double-cheese, double-bacon, bacon-wrapped cheeseburger pizza?