Suppose you woke up one morning to
find Pirates had moved in next door?

REAL Pirates, Like Roger Bones, and his daughter, Lambkin. And
Grandma Blood, Roger's Mother-in-Law (Pirate-and-a-half she is...), and
man-in-the-Sack, and a Green Baby in a big black pram... oh yes, and a stonking
great macaw called pustule.

That's exactly what happened to Lawrence and his Mum. They thought
life was very dull until the Pirates came...