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What UK Guys want from Sex

No wrong they do not want a pair of goalposts to ensure they can strike home. This is an old woman’s tale that BPL Barclays Premier League football and sex are inseparably linked by an unbroken umbilical chord. No facts are surfacing that in the residual 1 percent of time they are not thinking about BPL Barclays Premier League football they think of sex. So just to recap 99% of the time UK guys think about BPL Barclays Premier League football then with the 1% that is left they think of sex….

What UK Guys want from Sex…

• Sucking – More blow jobs…

• Hate Cheesy Remarks – ‘Like You are so big!’ they like to be treated with care and respect. Now how that can be done when they are in the main football fans and yobs, I have no idea…

• Like Top Jockeys – Girls if you want to leave a good impression with UK guys, then guess what you need to be taking the lead and shagging by getting on top of his Johnson…

• Noisy Girls – Take note these UK guys are that used to spending huge amounts of time on the noisy terraces of BPL – Barclays Premier League stadiums. Hence when you shag a BPL guy you need to be loud and boisterous screaming out loud.

• Acrobatic Girls – UK guys are so inexperienced – nervous and f**ked up in the head – when attempting sex, that they resort to trying to impress girls by twisting and turning them into any one of a whole host of bizarre and extreme
sexual positions. Of course most of the time the girls are not impressed but then again it is very difficult to change the mindset of UK guys that in the main have high single figure IQ mindsets!