White & Nerdy by Al Yankovic

They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
MC Escher - that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking’s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well I’m number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I’d like to roll with
The gangstas
Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
How’d I get so white and nerdy

I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’
X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for ‘em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin’ freaky
I’m nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin’
They laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause I’m so white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
All because I’m white and nerdy
Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy

Weird has showed us again how he knows what he is doing when it comes to music and making it soung flawless. I hope he keep um coming...maybe he should be the first human to be clones so his parodies may live on. LOLYOUR THE GREATEST AL!!!

POOPING POOPING IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR HEART THE MORE YOU POOP THE BETTER U FEEL SO EAT YOUR POOP WITH EVERY MEAL!

YES I AM THE...FOLLOWER OF THE INVENTOR OF...CRAP MY NAME IS BOWREGAR POINDEXTER AND I LIKE TO SMOKE YOUR CIGARS CUZ THEY TASTE LIKE THE SHIZNIT YOU FIND BEHIND DUMPSTERS WERE GROUCHY LIVES YOU KNO OFF OF HAPPY STREET U KNO WITH THA BIG PURPLE DINOSORE ND THE BLANKIE.

OK...MY REAL NAME IS BEETHOVEN BON PEECRAPER ND I HAVE REALLY COME TO SPREAD PEACE THROUGHOUT THE LAND WITH MY MAGICAL...PINKIE NAIL AND IF YOU ARE READING THIS CONSIDER YOURSELF PINKED.

dis song iz lyke so hilarious.. i learned a lot from it lyke whut nerds are really thinkin in they weird lil heads lol.. i just noticed this thing cuz i wuz lookin fo da song on the net cuz i thought it would be pretty funny to send to this person i kno(not my friend) that is sorta nerdy and white lol..but yea da first time i herrd dis song i wuz like lmao!!! :P

THIS IS INCREDIBLE. Also, seeing as the link to the video listed above ^^^ doesn't work (or at least not for me), here is another place you can see the video: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/whitenerdyWeird Al Yankovich has pulled it off again. He is an amazing artist and incredible musician. And he's FUNNY AS HELL. I love this guy so much.

This song is amazing. Personally, I have an extreme hate of the original, but Weird Al's parody is astoundingly good. The flare design in the back is Pac-Man, which is hilarious. Oh, and Kirk all the way.

In what's probably a first, AOL cancelled the 'World Premiere' of Weird Al's newest video 'White and Nerdy' due to it being leaked on the internet. Al writes on his MySpace page: 'Apparently, the video has already leaked online, and AOL doesn't feel comfortable doing a World Premiere promotion for a video that a number of people have seen already ... Anyway, it's really a bummer... it would have been great promotion for the album... but hey, life goes on.'

I saw the video first, on one of those music stations. Man, is it hilarious. Weird Al is a fricken genius. I'd have to say the only parts that apply to me, though, is the D&D bit and the Kirk/Picard... though I already know who I like more..