I consider myself a very patient person.

When my three year old knocks over his chocolate milk cup for the 3rd time, I calmly wipe it up and remind him that the fourth spill results in pouring honey on his feet and letting ferrets lick it off. (That's one of my nightmares, right behind being trapped in a room with Carrot Top.)

This day in particular, my patience was bordering the insanity line, where I couldn't handle one more tantrum being thrown about not getting to eat off the blue plate because the yellow plate made chicken nuggets taste nasty apparently.

My mom and I have shared many special moments throughout the years.

Several of those memories have been made as we travel to women's events where I speak. While my mom fondly remembers days of tea rooms and trellises, a favorite memory of mine occurred recently in the Nashville airport.

When my daughter was about 5yrs old, my mother and I were walking around the neighborhood, with her following up.

Next thing I hear it “Doo da Doo…look at my new whistle mommy." I turned around to see her with a pink USED tampon holder up to her mouth blowing on it! (It was obviously trash day and this fell out of one of the bins.)

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Sometimes kids can't catch a break. Like when their parents want to save $8.00 on their haircut and take matters in to their own hands. Last week, we created an eCard about such "overconfident" parents that think hair styling is a breeze. I mean, honestly, how hard is it to trim hair in a straight line? Pretty freakin' hard, actually.