That's a lot of stuff for the eyes... especially since she was rather cute even before. Just the enlarged contacts and the fake eyelashes would have, alone, made a difference. But, whatever floats your boat.

I got my stitches stitched, I got my fixes fixed,In my aching head, I got my kisses slit.Our gossip lips stuttered every word I said, I said,I got your love letters, corrected the grammar and sent them back.It's true romance is dead, I shot it in the chest then in the head.