Going Demotivational Poster

FOLLOWING THROUGH TO COMPLETION - That's how you execute a plan

twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 11:37 am

Just did the math. $560/day x 365 day/yr x 25yr = $5,110,000, or $5,113,500 if you count leap years.

Sean - December 19, 2009, 6:41 pm

I swear, Airman, I was going to snopes this myself, but only out of curiosity. I would not have posted the result of that. Unlike the Obama poster I did snopes, this one was not collecting nasty comments from right-wingers.

Chillax - December 19, 2009, 6:37 pm

Another Urban Myth
http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp

Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:03 am

The simplest plans are always the best.

spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:45 pm

Excellent Airman, 5Ls.

rerun - December 18, 2009, 4:44 pm

amazing

Occupo Noctis - December 18, 2009, 4:34 pm

*bows in respect* That's dedication!

Zagato - December 18, 2009, 3:31 pm

the guy had to be French, those dudes are always getting away with this kind of epic shit

Take that, halve it, and have a great time. Do you know how hard it is to run into a midget? I mean, the proportions have to be just right...otherwise, she's a dwarf.

TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:24 pm

Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:22 pm

What are you talking about? Midgets are awesome! You know, it seems like you can never start a serious relationship with a midget; people just look at it like it's some HUGE joke. I mean really...no one cares if you're dating a WMBA player.

"as you know" Huh? we don't know you, nor do we care to.

rerun - July 29, 2010, 8:06 pm

wow CB...all one has to do is look at your michael j. fox poster to know you should NOT be pointing fingers

agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 8:04 pm

crystalballer2829 - July 29, 2010, 2:14 pm

"Less than tasteful" were the wrong choice of words. I, as you know, enjoy off color humor. If this fake were to improve on the original joke, I would've given it 5L. However, it did not. I think you guys have lost your touch...

crankyhead - July 22, 2010, 4:34 pm

The teachers at this school give out homework? what? =)

Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 4:33 pm

Whoa, glad my comment wasnt seen as an attack. thanks for understanding ice.

ICEMAN - July 22, 2010, 4:27 pm

Heh, heh. You crack me up, Face. ;)

Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 4:24 pm

Iceman shoot and OWNS!! And the crowd goes ape shit!!!

ICEMAN - July 22, 2010, 4:19 pm

Less than tasteful? You mean like http://www.motifake.com/michael-j-fox-michael-j-fox-demotivational-poster-99160.html?
Don't you have some homework Timmie?

crystalballer2829 - July 22, 2010, 1:34 pm

1L for ripping off a FarSide comic in a less than tasteful way. Sorry, :)

AL SHARPTON BLASTS TIGER WOODS FOR LACK OF MISTRESS DIVERSITY -

BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm

Unfortunately Sean I did not have a whole lot to do with the text...Just turned it into a poster b/c I thought it was funnier than hell when I read it. PS I would love to write for The Onion some time!!!

Sean - December 13, 2009, 8:16 pm

If it ain't real, I want Bone to march over to The Onion and apply for a job. Hilarious.

Derek - December 13, 2009, 3:47 pm

My goodness. This appears to be real.

RAINDROPS - Keep falling on Ahmed But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red Cryin's not for me

BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:51 pm

Sh1t *more beer on the keyboard*

agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 8:49 pm

Happy shaving!

BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:48 pm

Time to dig out the "mangroomer" and put on a little Traffic....The Mrs. is calling...night all

agdaniele - December 23, 2009, 1:25 am

Night, Bone

BoneCD - December 23, 2009, 1:24 am

Night all

BoneCD - December 5, 2009, 3:09 pm

L8TR guys and gals, games on!

BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 1:14 pm

I should have saved this for the "First Time" challenge yesterday *dammit*

BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:29 pm

My work is done here...now it's time to level my own playing field and go shave!

agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 9:17 pm

Take it easy, Bone!

BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 9:17 pm

Night all...off to the pool to scare everyone out!

agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 11:40 pm

Take it easy, Bone

BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 11:37 pm

L8tr guys

Sean - September 6, 2009, 11:09 pm

Flung.

BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:21 pm

Some things in life you just never forget...XD

agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:19 pm

And by loosely, do you mean exactly?

BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:12 pm

Thanks doofenshmirtz...it's loosely based on a true story

doofenshmirtz - September 5, 2009, 1:09 pm

That's great Bone One of my bestfriends is like that SUPER LOL!!!!!!! 5L

BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 7:03 am

Thanks Aggy...sorry haven't seen you around, been crashing early lately. Have a great long weekend bro!

agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 6:42 pm

Excellent. 5L

BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 3:49 pm

Thanks bOB

bOB cHIN - September 4, 2009, 3:33 pm

...you can leave your hat on...This goes to HOF staus in...well, by the end of the year. We'll just have to keep bringing it back up in the comments section, cause with the fancy font and all it'll be dissed by the eighth graders.

Airman - September 4, 2009, 3:22 pm

LOL

BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 2:34 pm

Thanks Ed

Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 1:50 pm

5 forever ostracized lions. plus an extra five to the next poster I see of spacedog's for the use of the word hirsute.

PORT O CALL HAITI - Royal Caribbean Cruises is still making the stop for some passenger R&R

R.S.Jake - January 19, 2010, 6:11 pm

I agree, they should, but if you were on your HoneyMoon, would you really want to? I'm a horrible person, so I wouldn't want to. I probably WOULD help, but I wouldn't want to.

spacedog - January 19, 2010, 6:06 pm

Unbelievably bad decision. Hey honey, should we go get a keepsake? (Totally sarcastic) The crew and passengers should be giving any and all help they can to those unfortunate people since they are right there.

Bovee - January 19, 2010, 4:43 pm

Thats just poor planning. at least skip the island. has to be somewhere else they can go.

Airman - January 19, 2010, 4:39 pm

I was just reading about it. They have their own private little club there.. but the passengers can see the roads with the bodies piled up. Not the greatest decision

HOW DO YOU KILL A ONE LEGGED FOX? - Make him run across Canada.

crankyhead - June 30, 2010, 9:19 am

Yeah, it's gotta suck, y'know, when people treat you the same way you treat them.

TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 7:47 pm

I'm not going to let you bait me into a pointless argument cranky. We've seen dozens just like you on motifake and it always ends the same.

forseti - June 29, 2010, 6:34 pm

uh... I'm a little self-centered I guess... sorry! ;)

crankyhead - June 29, 2010, 6:32 pm

Forseti, the comment was for TTH, don't sweat it.

forseti - June 29, 2010, 6:30 pm

lol, I'm sorry, cranky! Perhaps this time you're like the wrong-way driver, who's hearing the traffic news and says: "One wrong-way driver?? HUNDREDS!!!"... Next time we'll fight together again! ;)

crankyhead - June 29, 2010, 6:16 pm

I can't even agree with you now?

forseti - June 29, 2010, 5:17 pm

I would say that I'm probably pretty critical with TTH. *g* Whatever, this one seems funny to me. And I have to admit that I never heard of Terry Fox and now searched wikipedia for some infos which I've never done without it. Now I know this great guy! 5L

TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 3:57 pm

This is an old poster. I know better now. You on the other hand never seem to learn.

crankyhead - June 29, 2010, 3:25 pm

Couldn't agree with you more Trash, a joke is not a motifake...

vihtori - May 3, 2010, 2:15 am

im canadian lover terry fox but its still funny. and true. ouch!

LC - August 9, 2009, 12:25 am

I agree - that's pretty sick. We're talking about a national icon here folks - you Yanks who don't get it, Google and you will!

TheTrashHeap - July 21, 2009, 1:59 pm

Jetman quit whining!

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 1:56 pm

I think it's funny and obviously TTH does as well so "Jetman" you're outvoted 3 to 1 so far. Any other Canadians want to vote?

CANADA - July 21, 2009, 11:09 am

That joke is a classic, and as a canadian I can say it makes me smile every time.

Jetman - July 21, 2009, 10:45 am

As a Canadian I have to say fail...
Not even remotely funny.

CUBBYBEAR, LOGICDUDE, BRITON OF ROSE, AND RONSART - You four are my god ALL WORSHIP AT THE CHURCH OF THE GREYBEARD

DreMagnum - November 13, 2009, 2:30 pm

Hence why i make a suggestion, not a demand

LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:15 pm

But to make it happen now would lead DreMagnum to think he has power and control...and Mr. Motifake is NO man's puppet!!! Although I do third the motion... ;-)

Haarakkon - November 13, 2009, 4:23 am

Sean has certainly earned that right.

DreMagnum - November 13, 2009, 12:46 am

I also suggest Sean be made a greybeard

LogicDude - November 10, 2009, 5:16 pm

AND the old bedroom riddle: "What's the sound of one hand fapping?" Why one hand, you may ask? Because the "twins" need some attention too!

Briton of Rose - November 10, 2009, 4:09 pm

LogicDude has answered the old Zen riddle: "What's the sound of one hand clapping?"

LogicDude - November 10, 2009, 3:45 pm

*fap**fap**fap**fap* - wait, are we still on Briton or are we talking Naru now? Briton you say? Oh - *clap**clap**clap**clap*

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2009, 12:40 pm

So....Does that make Naru a greybeard as well?

DreMagnum - November 10, 2009, 12:35 pm

*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

Briton of Rose - November 10, 2009, 12:34 pm

I'm a Greybeard now?!? WOOOOOHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

motifake - November 10, 2009, 12:00 pm

Greybeard rank AWARDED

Dude 4515 - November 10, 2009, 1:41 am

Briton, you don't post on the forum often, but your posters are pure gold. your basicly a greybeard, without your beard yet

LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 7:11 am

C'mon Briton, we all know about the sword stashed inside your cane...

Briton of Rose - October 15, 2009, 6:26 am

Wait, does this mean you want me to be a Greybeard? I mean, I've been here since June of last year, but I hardly think I'm qualified to be grouped with the likes of LD, Ron, and Cubby-sama.
I'm just a humble swordsmith, one with a cutting sense of humor.

Derek - October 14, 2009, 10:28 pm

Briton of Rose has a beard?

RESILIENCE - Snow White is the new flavor of the week, huh? No biggie. The evil Queen simply replaced her once-trusty magic mirror with some more useful wall décor.

Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 5:21 pm

Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 5:10 pm

poster. I already fived it.

Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 5:10 pm

I don't just 1L things that I don't understand. I usually assume there's a joke I'm missing, a really good one, so I auto five. That's why woody often gets high marks from me...well, there's another reason, but I won't go into that. Anyway this is a good

Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 5:01 pm

BART: It's all good. At least you actually asked instead of rating 1L and casually walking away.
ZED: If you have to ask... lol

Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 4:46 pm

O, I get it. The mirror was saying Snow White was the prettiest, because it has to speak honestly...but the statue, on the other hand, ALWAYS points at the queen. Clever. Subtle. Sailed rrrriigggghhhtttt over my head. lol

Zed - November 7, 2009, 4:38 pm

Yes, but what does that have to do with global warming?

Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 3:52 pm

...always tells her that she is. That is, until Snow White grows up and becomes prettier than the queen. At that point the mirror tells the queen that Snow White is the prettiest. So the queen gets pissed and tries to kill her... you don't remember this?

Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 3:49 pm

It's okay, Bart. Apparently everyone else felt the same way. (And I thought this was my best one) Um... so in the fairy tale, the evil queen has a magic mirror of which she looks into daily and basically asks who the prettiest woman is. The mirror...