3ACV10: Where the Buggalo Roam

Leela: Thanks so much for inviting us, Mr Wong. I've never been to a Mars Day barbeque.Leo Wong: Oh, Mars Day much better than Earth Day: dump trash wherever you want - big empty planet.Download (60kb)

Leela: Wow, look at that! Olympus Mons, the tallest volcano in the Solar System.Fry: Where?Leela: Right in front of you.Fry: Oh, oh!Kif: We'll camp near the top, the rustlers will be sure to spot us there.Fry: Where?Download (85kb)

Kif: OK, the dynamite's in place.Amy: Are you sure there's no other way to get the buggalo out?Leela: Not unless your parents have thousands of helicopters at their disposal.Amy: Well, actually...Bender: Too late, this is more fun! [detonates the dynamite]Download (95kb)

Zapp: Behold, the Great Stoneface of Mars. The only known entrance to the Martian Reservation.Leela: What about the Great Stoneass of Mars?Zapp: Well yeah, but it's way on the other side of the planet.Download (68kb)

Leela: [after witnessing a native Martian crying over a tossed can of Slurm] They have such respect for the planet.Native Martian: [sniffs] Cynthia used to drink Slurm.Download (30kb)

Native Martian Chief: [to Kif] You are free to go. Sorry about all the rustling and kidnapping.Leela: But what about your sacred land?Native Martian Chief: Land schmand! We don't want to live on this planet, it's a dump. We'll buy new planet and act as it's sacred. With cash like this, who's going to argue? Nobody, that's who.Download (92kb)