Essay: Richard Dawkins, obesity has enveloped your marketing campaign

From Conservapedia

Conservapedia thinks it is time to replace your New Atheism marketing campaign with the "Brand New Atheism" marketing campaign. Of course, you will still be selling the same inferior worldview of atheism, but at least you could flee the shameful taint of obesity that has enveloped your New Atheism campaign.

By the way, Conservapedia does hope that the New Atheism community recognizes that becoming overweight and/or obese is quite contrary to the recommendations of the medical science community and should be avoided if possible.