Raiden: Hey great sto-…oh hold on, my phones ringing. Hello? Hi Rose, nows not the best time..because i’m at the bar with some friends..from the crossover, ya know the one Snake was all upset about?…okay..okay well it’s…can we talk about this later? *facepalm* honey, i’ll CUT the grass tommorow I promise..okay, okay, love you too. Bye honey…*sigh* women huh?

Lightning: *hits Raiden*

Cloud: -_-. what is your problem?? Honestly, why I have to settle for your understudy is beyond me. All you do is complain and hit people! Do you have any idea how annoying that is? I have my own regrets trust me, but having to even compete with you when this spot rightfully belongs to me tops just about everything. At least Sephiroth isn’t here…**bleep**. Hell even Vivi knows I should be the rep.

Lightning: …You’re just mad the big boys at Square like me better, don’t take it personally. Soldier boy.

Cloud: Only because you parade around them bending over to pick up the gunblade that you seem to drop every 5 seconds. You’re lucky my drag days are behind me >_>

Kratos: *Stares at Nariko*Nariko: *Stares at Kratos*

*Hardcore makeout session commences*

Kratos:If all those on Olympus would deny me my vengeance, then all of Olympus will die.Nariko: I love it when you talk dirty!

Radec: So then I had them executed for uniform violations. I sh*t you not!SweetTooth: Well, let’s face it, boys and girls: A man has to have his priorities

Spike: Come back here! I have to return you to the professor!!!Daxter: I’m not a freakin monkey! I’m an Ottsel!Spike: Just lemme hit you with this rod!Jak: *facepalm*

Little Sister: Look at all this ADAM Mr. Bubbles!Sly: *eyes the syringe* Hmm…Toro: I wouldn’t try it if I were you D:Sly: Well I havn’t stolen anything yet, besides, what’s the worst that could happen?

*Outside the bar*

Heihachi: Look guys, i’m sorry. But as the bouncer I can’t let you in.

Crash: This. Is. Ridiculous! Do you know who I am!?Spyro: I wouldn’t mess with us Mr. I’d be shaking in my Gnorc-boots if I were you!

*BOOOM* *Part of the bar breaks open, Sly runs out first followed by a very angry Big Daddy*

Sackboy:*mumbling to himself* everyone thinks i’m too cute to fight. Hmph. I’ll show them. I’ll walk up to them all happy with my tongue hangin out, then BAM! I’ll slap em silly! Then make an angry face..yeah. See how they like it.

*On stage*

Parappa: Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind!Nathan Drake: *out of breathe* Hey man, nice songs. You wouldn’t happen to know anything that can calm down a horny princess would ya?Fat Princess: Drakey pooo!Nathan Drake: Oh god, no no, I should just accepted death in the desert!

*On a cliff overlooking the bar*

Snake: Crash and Spyro were denied access, by Heihachi who looks like he dyed his hair. Lightning has a better chance to be in than Cloud. Dante is looking rather..new. Ico and Yorda are nowhere to be found and I don’t see any hints of Wander or Dart either…

Playstation has changed. It’s no longer about originality, memories, or deserving characters. It’s an endless series of proxy battles fought by SuperBot and third party devs.That war – and its consumption of possible characters – has become a well-oiled machine. Playstation has changed. New IP characters advertise for new IP games, battle on new IP stages. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. Playstation has changed. The age of fan service has become the age of advertisments… All in the name of increasing sales for upcoming games. And he who controls the sales… controls history. Playstation has changed. When the battlefield is under total control… War becomes routine.

…and seriously f*ck Raiden.

Now for my piece on this story. This is all fun and in no way making fun of the game, actually it's funny as heck. I bet if SuperBot saw this story even they would laugh. So once againTHIS ISN'T MAKING FUN OF THE GAME