Fri. 2/4/11 6:22pm
PMD:
Nail clippers that would cut off your fingers if you tried to cut your nails in a cubicle, next to someone on a train, in the kitchen, etc.

Fri. 2/4/11 6:22pm
Johnny Muller:
a modest proposal by jonathan swift

Fri. 2/4/11 6:22pm
david-ie:
I think, as a smoker, if we want to stop people smoking - we should use the unemployed to bum cigarettes of smokers on the steets... and give them passes to like, go into peoples houses and bum cigarettes too... eventually it will become too annoying to smoke

Fri. 2/4/11 6:22pm
TubaRuba:
They're probably a PR-40, Andy. Like every radio station ever

Fri. 2/4/11 6:28pm
clayton:
the world would be a better place if everyone just took xanax

Fri. 2/4/11 6:28pm
Domenic 'Prince of Spadaforda':
The world would be a better place if everyone's boss had to join a jump rope club held by my barber Sam the Russian---on Monday Mornings from 8-11 and Friday from 2-6

and if you can say 'time out' to a cop if he is writing you a ticket, or arresting you for possession of hash in the bathroom of Bed Bath and Beyond...and get away with it

Fri. 2/4/11 6:29pm
Chris:
I'm down with the Brown.

Fri. 2/4/11 6:29pm
Mr_Donut:
Or shirt-cocking at Bed Bath & Beyond

Fri. 2/4/11 6:30pm
tommelise:
The world would be a better place if Martha Stewart designs and fixes our homes.

Fri. 2/4/11 6:30pm
nick:
the only thing more of a drag that doing laundry is people who tweet/facebook about doing their laundry

Fri. 2/4/11 6:30pm
Ernie:
The world would be a better place if we got an hour with the gravity off.

Fri. 2/4/11 6:30pm
Charles:
The world would be a better more honest place if we wore casts of our genitals on helmets or as pendants.

Fri. 2/4/11 6:31pm
hank:
Ureia for ice...

Fri. 2/4/11 6:31pm
Spike:
NOOOOOO BOOBIES!!!!

Fri. 2/4/11 6:31pm
Skirkie:
Boob Week 2011

Fri. 2/4/11 6:31pm
noah:
not topless, just lots of cleavage. solves the problem of milk bags. even they look good in a bra. so we'd still have mystery.

Fri. 2/4/11 6:31pm
tommelise:
Because it's traumatizing, Andy! There no bra that can save you from that horror!

Also, can you imagine all the boners the women would have to see?

Fri. 2/4/11 6:31pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
What about the rufie-gum, Andy?

Wouldn't that make a better world?

Fri. 2/4/11 6:32pm
Mr_Donut:
What if we all had helium voices?

Fri. 2/4/11 6:33pm
clayton:
peek a boo andy

Fri. 2/4/11 6:33pm
tommelise:
What if the sidewalks was covered in bubble-wrap?

Fri. 2/4/11 6:33pm
La Leche:
Breasts are there for feeding the babies not for people to gawk at. In Europe all the beaches are topless, and breasts are not obsessed about. Here young teenager girls are stared at the way teenage boys are not.

Fri. 2/4/11 6:34pm
Charles:
leche = le che = milk

Fri. 2/4/11 6:35pm
Ernie:
World would be a better place if everyone could dance like james brown.

Fri. 2/4/11 6:35pm
clayton:
the world would be a better place if shut up weirdo were every day

Fri. 2/4/11 6:35pm
glenn:
to more or less quote warren beatty as bulworth "the world would be better if we all just fucked each other til we were the same colour"

Fri. 2/4/11 6:36pm
tommelise:
The world would be a better place if Andy stops mispronouncing words in Spanish. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Fri. 2/4/11 6:36pm
Skirkie:
If everyone could just dance, as in not badly, the world would be a better place.

Fri. 2/4/11 6:37pm
Maimonides:
The world would be better if the Jews really controlled the world. As a liberal rootless cosmopolitan, I wish George Soros and guys like him were in charge.

Fri. 2/4/11 6:37pm
flek:
if bars had no tv's

Fri. 2/4/11 6:37pm
tommelise:
Very good Frangry!

Fri. 2/4/11 6:38pm
Mr_Donut:
If the Stadium Pal really worked...

Fri. 2/4/11 6:38pm
Skirkie:
If animals could talk and they told us that they wanted us to eat them.

Fri. 2/4/11 6:38pm
tommelise:
If everyone could play for a day with Bubble wrap, that would make the world a fun and better place!

Fri. 2/4/11 6:38pm
david-ie:
no
no
drums
no

Fri. 2/4/11 6:39pm
Listener Dave from Seattle:
So anyhow...

Fri. 2/4/11 6:39pm
clayton:
the world would be a better place if everyone took out there frustration on grand theft auto

Fri. 2/4/11 6:39pm
Snortley:
What if you don't like JB?
He was a violent street criminal before his music was successful.
Then he abused the women in his life.
When he was too old for women he abused his father.
Then he died.

Fri. 2/4/11 6:39pm
toshi:
i just realized that after listening to this show every week for the last year that Frangry is really beautiful... I guess I'll keep listening.

Fri. 2/4/11 6:51pm
fleep:
It would be great if Alka Seltzer tasted good.

Fri. 2/4/11 6:52pm
toshi:
what about mechanic's thumbs?

Fri. 2/4/11 6:52pm
seang:
i think it's more the nail than the thumb

Fri. 2/4/11 6:52pm
Listener Dave from Seattle:
The world would be a better place if we didn't have to do math to post on the comments board

Fri. 2/4/11 6:52pm
Sean:
The world would be a better place if grade school was a bit more like Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. People like Megan Fox would get weeded out, and there' would be much more Tina Turner.

Fri. 2/4/11 6:52pm
back in the day...:
at my high school prom, i got a hand job from a girl with one hand.

Fri. 2/4/11 6:52pm
clayton:
o come on i would give anything to date Megan fox regardless of her thums