Hard In Public (And not on purpose)

Here's a classic situation I found my self in recently: Me freeballing in slightly worn levis due to no clean briefs, at the movies with a woman I occasionally mess around with. Sure enough throughout the entire film she is fondling a rubbing my cock through my pants keeping me at full erection for two hours.

Then suddenly its over and its so crowded that as our row leaves I realize that sitting my hardon out isn't an option. I am just huge in my pants too and was forced into the BRIGHT lobby with this giant bulge in my crotch and a long thick tube snaking down towards my knees. One woman stared to my embarassment.

My date laughed and laughed. Anyone else been caught hard in public where its too obvious?

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John, even without a hot date rubbing your 'leg' I think more guys leave the movie theater with a hardon than from most other entertainment venues.

Sitting for a couple of hours in such a confined area seems to do that to a guy. More often than not I have to adjust my pants on the way out after the film - and I've noticed I'm not the only one.

The funniest thing I can recall in public was standing in a crowd at the National Zoo in Washington, D.C. watching a couple of Zebras copulating. Out of the 20-or-so men there I'd swear that 100% of us were sporting tented pants. Some of the women were trying to hide their escorts' condition while others were giggling and staring at the spectacle.

I know how you feel, neraly every day I have to deal with it. When in school my mind often wanders and by the end of the period lucky me has an erection to hide. Yes people notice and yes people stare, but I usually try to hide it by tucking it under my belt (which isn't really effective), but it's better than nothing.

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punk9: Under the desk in 8th grade was when I realized I was bigger than most as my hardon first arched up over my levis waistband towards my navel. Had to force it to one side whenever I'd bone UP in class.

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blak9: Whenever I get hard in public, I untuck my shirt and try to sneak to the restroom or I just chill until it goes back down. There's really not a way to hide an erect dick if you are very well endowed.

I tried tucking under my belt once but it was very ineffective like johnstone said. There were still a few inches above the belt showing.

[quote author=blak9 link=board=meetgreet;num=1036454953;start=0#8 date=11/06/02 at 06:51:00]There's really not a way to hide an erect dick if you are very well endowed.

I tried tucking under my belt once but it was very ineffective like johnstone said. There were still a few inches above the belt showing.[/quote]

Not sure I agree 100%. When mine starts growing he finds his way under my belt and pushes up inder my shirt .. since the top section and the "waist" band of my jockstrap is above my belt it happens automatically, the most I have to do is put my thumbs under my belt for a moment.

Shirts can be pretty loose, so what if it looks as if I am caryying a bit of a belly (more than I am in reality I mean ) .. I don't think it ever looks too obvious.

But if you are regularly sending up a periscope above your belt, make sure that your shirt is well buttoned, not too tight, and above all - opaque. Winter is easier ... T shirt under shirt is safer.

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Late_Bloomer: I had a good one last quarter in my Physics class. I always sat next to this one girl and pretty much the entirety of the class would be us flirting and screwing around with each other.

Anyhow, we were in class and I had a raging hardon going straight down my leg. I strategically pushed it so it was laying across my thigh, pointing over to my left. I had a VERY obvious outline of it sitting there ready for action.

So then I reached over to her paper and wrote on it "I've got an erection" on it. She read it and then looked over to my thigh and then looked back at the word and her eyes went really wide and she just started busting up in the middle of class.

I gave her one of those "what are you, out of your mind??" looks and she stopped laughing, for the most part, but she kept looking over and giggling and grinning.

Anyhow, having her staring at me only made him get bigger and harder. So class ends and we get up, while it's still raging down there, and we start walking out and she goes, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!" and then looks down and sees that it's still there and goes, "COVER THAT UP!!" and puts her folder over it and holds it there as we're walking away.

The Physics teacher was the owner of the biggest cock in the school - THAT was obvious, his bulge was truly BIG, no other teacher matched such a size (big orange size). One day he gave us a test. We were writing down the answers... complete silence, he was reading a newspaper... but his left hand was under the desk and I saw him rubbing his bulge. I got horny as I was watching him doing that manly gesture. I could see the contours of his erection from where I was (the first row of desks). Suddenly, there is a bit of noise in the back of the classroom; he jumps from his seat saying: "Hey ! Just try to speak to your colleague and you'll get an 4." (lowest mark). His erection was arch-obvious; we, the guys, we were " :"-ing at his crotch.
He sat down again, but I was close enough to notice that hidden in his newspaper was a porn magazine.

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FieldRatt9: Usually theres nothing I can do about it. Since it's been getting cold I've been wearing sweats. The other day while shopping I was checking out some CD's when I started getting hard. I looked around and started walking towards the TV's. When I get erect I either stick straight out or upward. I was still semi soft but my sweats were not hiding anything...and to boot they were grey. My cock had a mind of it's own. I walked toward the camera section and was slowly trying to maneuver my hardness to my waist band. I had just popped the head and about 2 inches of shaft out when a store employee startled me. Without thinking I quickly tried to pull my shirt over my cock head...only thing I did was manage to slip my shirt behind my erect cock and expose 3/4's of my throbbing problem. Time froze. I just stood there with my cock throbbing more than half out of my sweats and this kid wide eyed and shocked. He looked around real fast. "What the f**k are you doing!?" he asked. I pulled my sweats back up, positioned my exposed cock head/shaft and tied the strings. Looked like a little bow tie under my cock head. "I was fine until you scared me." I explained what had happened. He thought alittle bit then laughed. "OK." he said, I wish I had that problem." I left the store without buying anything.