Thanks Tilly,like most blokes,I have realised that thereare some things you don't mention to the wife.The sanctions can be many and long lasting and sometimes end up being expensive.Careless talk costs money as Churchill might have said.

Have been reading in my morning paper that a former Disc Jockey Simon Hirst has now changed into a Women and be known as Stephanie Hirst. She will be taking up a Mid Morning position in the future on B.B.C.Radio Leeds. It occured to me that maybe these Legs are part of her Apparatus being delivered just as during the Second World War The RAF. Officer Douglas Bader had false Legs delivered into Germany when he was Shot Down. Good Luck to her, I understand that her earlier programmes were very popular around Yorks but if she does as well as James Whale, Simon Peters, Liz Green or Martin Keiner that will be all right