You may have read my blog for Feb 15. If not, scroll down. I posted cellphone etiquette rules for robbers. Apparently, robbers need more guidance. Police in Mount Dora, Florida arrested a man in connection with recent burglaries. A woman found the man sleeping on her couch, covered with a blanket. He had helped himself to a beer before falling asleep. She heard him snoring. Evidenced found on the man connected him to other recent burglaries and a car break-in. In another case, Dallas police arrested a teenager who robbed a police officer’s apartment. He stole the officer’s service weapon and ammunition. Two witnesses chased the teenager when they saw him leave the apartment carrying a pillowcase full of stolen goods. As he fled over a fence, he ripped his trousers, and his wallet fell out. The police found his high school identification card in the wallet. These petty thieves have yet to learn that the real money is in bogus investment scams. Here are more rules for robbers:1. Don’t sleep at the scene of the crime, especially if you snore.2. Don’t eat anything at the scene of the crime. It leaves fingerprints and traces of DNA.3.Don’t carry evidence of a crime while you are committing yet another crime.4. Don’t carry your wallet or any ID while committing a crime. That includes a cellphone.5. Make sure you can jump any obstacles on your escape route.6. Don’t carry stolen goods in a pillow case as you leave the scene of a crime.7. Don’t rob a police officer’s apartment. They tend to take it personal.8. If you do lose your high school ID, don’t go back to school. You can’t go home again either.