Rant:I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock beats scissors,but there's no way on earth paper can beat rock! Is paper suppose to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear paper up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when someone claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you,
you dumby-head". D:<
Rant over. <3