‘Risk’ Is Latest Board Game To Never Become A Movie

The game of global domination has a new uphill battle: development hell. Sony and Overbrook Entertainment, Big Willy Smith’s company, added Risk to the slew of board game big screen adaptations that are in the works. Lately Hollywood has had board game fever, buying up Candyland, Monopoly, and Battleship just to name a few. How many of these will actually become living, breathing movies? All depends on how much play money the execs are willing to deal out…

According to Hasbro, Risk was the first board game to offer nonlinear movement as players compete on a map of the world by amassing armies and conquering territory. For the film, I think the nonlinear movement rule should be revoked and characters can only move in rigid, straight lines. It makes obsolutely no sense, and the battle sequences will be severly hampered by it, but damn if it won’t be bloody. Personally, my bets are on Ukraine. Ukraine is not weak!