Re: Why,
Thank You Apostophes

: : : : : : : : The link below is to a small site of 'Black Country' sayings.
The 'Black Country' is the old industrial heart of England. Some of the Sayings
I recognise as being used well outside that part of England. Do others use them
too?
: : : : : : : : NB Please note lack of apostrophies!

: : : : : : :
(West Virginia/Kentucky) The only one that is familiar to me is "Well, e's took
'is eggs to a fine market, ay 'e?" Only our version is "He drove his geese to
a fine market." (Speaking sarcastically.) I think that's how it goes.

: : :
: : : DRIVE ONE'S DUCKS TO A POOR MARKET -- To make a poor manager or to associate
with the wrong people. Also to drive one's goose to a poor market. 'He's driving
his goose to a poor market, Pa said.' (Jesse Stuart, (Kentucky writer) 'Plum Grove
Hills') See also DROVE ONE'S DUCKS TO A PORE PUDDLE." From "Mountain Range: A Dictionary of Expressions from Appalachia to the Ozarks" by Robert Hendrickson,
Facts on File, New York, 1997) And I've heard it said of someone marries an unsuitable
person.

: : : : : I've heard "up the wooden hills to Bedfordshire" used down
South, and "for two pins..." was I think very widespread. As for "lommock" meaning
clumsy idiot, there's an apparent variation down in the South East, namely "lummox".
There also seems to be a Scottish phrase (!) within that linked list, namely "mythering/mithering"
to mean crying. I remember my mother, who is Scots, using that term during my
childhood.

: : : : Lummox is familiar in the U.S.
: : : : And here are
some extra apostrophes. """""""/

: : He must be feeling tipsy. Did you check out that
last one? (Just my slant on things.)

: In spite of all my efforts 'you' still
found me at fault with the extra 'i'. I wish I could tell you that's the way we
spell it in Bristol UK, but I can't - we only add 'l's to the end of words which
seem to end in a vowel. Hence 'Brigstowe', the 'gathering Place by the Bridge'
and the City's old name, became what it is today. My problem, after living nearly
40 years here, is how do the natives tell the difference between 'ideal' (idea)
and 'ideal' (ideal)!?
: Fond regards to you all, in spite of the reprimands!