New Quaterback

Uploaded 06/27/2008

New Orleans Saints Coach Sean Payton is looking for a new quarterback. But after scouting all the colleges, he hasnâ€™t found his man. Then one night he sees a news clip of a Bosnian soldier hurling grenades through 15-story windows from 200 yards away. That guyâ€™s got an amazing arm, Payton says to himself. Weâ€™ve got to give him a tryout.
So the coach brings him to America, and a year later, with their new Bosnian quarterback, the Saints win their first Super Bowl. After the game the quarterback telephones his mother. â€œMom,â€ he yells, â€œwe won the Super Bowl! Iâ€™m famous and rich!â€
â€œI donâ€™t want to talk to you,â€ his mother says.
â€œAt this moment there are gunshots all around. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week.â€ She pauses, then tearfully says, â€œIâ€™ll never forgive you for bringing us to New Orleans.â€