So, I'll keep this short. Tomorrow is my birthday, and since technology has advanced to the point where I can schedule posts to be published later, posts will be coming into your lives while I'm on a plane to Atlanta. This makes my 8th birthday here at the site, and I just wanted to take a moment to thank everyone at Evolve Media for allowing me to continue here as long as I have. This site has allowed me to meet some amazing people who I would have never had the chance to meet otherwise and they have become some of the most important people in my life. But most importantly, I'd like to thank all of you who condescend to take time out of your day to read the incoherent and grammatically incorrect ramblings of a dude in North Carolina in pajama pants. I truly do love each and every one of you, and trust me, loving someone you've never met isn't as hard as it seems. Especially you. You with the ass. Stop crying. And you, you with the yacht. So if you're bored and feel like celebrating with me, feel free to follow me here and here. Just don't actually follow me around. Dude. That's just weird. But in all seriousness, thanks for reading all these years and hopefully we'll all stick around for a few more. Your brother in Christ, Todd. (Sorry, had to close with a joke. Bad habit.)