A GIP - but wait, there's more!

Google is your friend and mine. (My friends gave me a light-up rose-quartz necklace that makes awesome neon rings when you swing it around and take pictures of it. They also, however, broke the internet. *looks sternly at mr_sarabi*)

[ETA: for those who prefer their cocks full-sized.]

Also, I tease everyone with promises of scanning in the Gayest. Card. Ever. but not today, because scanner is not attached to this PC. Though if mr_sarabi gets his amazingly-high-res photos uploaded faster than I can get to a good scanner, I'll steal em, ZOMG.

Finally, meme, stolen from any number of people because I've been meaning to post it for a couple of days now, but most recently mrmonkeybottoms:

Leave me a comment totally mocking the way I write my entries. As in, write your version of a typical entry of mine, feeling free to poke fun at any idiosyncrasies [i.e. people I talk about a lot, the way I write, or just anything.]