Yes, we are most certainly reading too much into the psychology of Taylor Swift’s red carpet gowns at last night’s Golden Globes and Wednesday’s People’s Choice Awards. At the same time, it takes a lot of thought and effort to keep your ladies in place and looking good in a deep-cut V or backless gown, so TSwift had plenty of time to think about what kind of message she was sending. These are sophisticated, sexy looks that remind us she’s a 23-year-old woman, not a teenage pop-tart. So, is this her declaration to the world that she’s done with teenage boys like Harry Styles and Connor Kennedy? Let’s take a look at other recent red-carpet outfits to see if we can track her thoughts a little more…Read more…

If Eminem’s little girl starting a twitter feud with Taylor Swift isn’t weird enough for you, hold on because this story is about to get even stranger. It turns out that the twitter account purported to belong to Hailie Jade Mathers was actually an imposter. On Monday a person using the handle “@hailiejade_x” tweeted antagonistic messages at T-Swift after it was reported that the singer is dating British boybander Harry Styles of One Direction. “If @taylorswift13 is really dating the love of my life @harry_styles I will not be happy!” the tweets read. “Dear @taylorswift13, please stop whoring around with every guy you see. We all know you’re only doing it so you can make another album.”

The tweets made headlines around the world, and the beefer known as Hailie soon felt guilty and apologized for the outburst. End of story, right? Wrong. A rep for Eminem told E! News this morning that the rapper’s daughter was not behind the shenanigans, and the Taylor Swift hater’s account has since been deleted. Hailie Jade has been the subject of numerous twitter hoaxes over the years. This time we were SO SURE we’d found the right one. It looks just like him, right guys!? We guess we were wrong. Or we were right, and Eminem was so pissed at his daughter that he made her delete her twitter account as punishment. He seems like a strict dad.

Yesterday, after seeing all those photos of Harry Styles and Taylor Swift at the Central Park Zoo, we were pretty convinced that this relationship, will probably staged, has potential to be something more. Today, it looks like the singers are intent on convincing us that things have evolved quite quickly. After being spotted singing karaoke together at the afterparty for One Direction’s Madison Square Garden concert, they were snapped arriving at Taylor’s hotel at 4 a.m. And then (cue the dramatic music) they were photographed today, leaving that same hotel “moments apart” according to photographers. Walk of shame! Which, they’re young and beautiful, so why the hell not?

Aww, we all said. How perfect would it be if America’s Sweetheart Taylor Swift dated British One Direction heartthrob Harry Styles? They are of equal levels of attractiveness and fame; they combine into a great couple name, “Haylor”; and their age difference (he’s 18, she’s 22) perfectly coincides with her new preference for younger guys and his stated one for older women. They’ve already been spotted being cute together backstage at the X Factor weeks ago. But then let’s zoom out of this adorable photo of their Sunday date at the Central Park Zoo for a minute …

Huh, looks like those are security guys chaperoning this date. Can’t blame ‘em, of course. You can see from this video how the fans were ready to swarm at all times. So that’s bound to put a bit of a damper on things. But look, they were still able to enjoy the animals like a normal couple on an early date (complete with Taylor Surprised Face (TM) and twee fox sweater): Read more…

We fully credit our former intern Tionah Lee with a new theory that kind of blows our minds after looking at side-by-side photos like the ones above: “I’ve come to the conclusion that 1D’s Harry Styles and American Horror Story’s Evan Peters are long lost brothers,” she tweeted last night. Just look at their noses, eyebrows, and mouths! This is almost as uncanny as that photo of George Clooney and Abraham Lincoln, isn’t it? So now we are just going to float this out there and see if people start reporting it as true. That’s how facts work these days.

Speaking of rumors, Perez Hilton came up with a wild one today, too: that the One Direction singer is Taylor Swift’s new boyfriend. And this is based on about as much factual info as the Evan Peters theory. First, Styles told Cosmopolitan UK that he’s got his eye on someone special, and Perez notes, “Now, Harry has been rockin’ a paper airplane necklace. But all of a sudden (okay, around the same time his Cosmo UK interview hit), the now-single Swifty is seen wearing one too.” Read more…