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Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Darwin Award Nominee - Arizona Man Accidentally Shoots His Penis Off

I hate to make fun of this man's misfortune, but it's probably good that he can no longer reproduce. Then again, Arizona is a state where it's legal to carry a concealed weapon without a permit and without training, even in your pants, so these things are bound to happen.

Remember people, guns and stupid do not mix. This poor guy should be a Darwin Award candidate.

A Phoenix man accidentally blew his dick off in a supermarket parking lot, after he tucked his girlfriend's "pink pistol in the waistband of his pants." According to a stone-faced police officer on the scene in this ABC15 report, the gun then accidentally discharged, sending a bullet directly through his penis and through his left leg.

In a related matter, Arizona legislature has introduced a new bill that would make parking lot auto-castration mandatory for all males over the age of 18. It's their God-given right! [ABC15 via The Daily What]