HUON Hoang, aka Junie Hoang, the 40-year-old Vietnam-born Texan suing the Internet Movie Database (IMDb) for reporting her real age. Huon Hoang (say it fast and sounds like James Cagney making a threat) says the IMDb (owned by Amazon) used “personal information gleaned from a credit card” when she bought IMDb Pro membership. Huon Hoang says this breached the site’s privacy rules and she is due $1million in damages.

The fear is that Huon Hoang’s age will no longer enable her score such parts as “Tough Asian” in Back on Topps, “Ghetto Girl Three” in Hoodrats 2: Hoodrat Warriors, a “Headless Woman” in Domain of the Damned and “Slapping Girl” in Single and Dealing with It.