101 Ways to Keep Your Virginity

8 February, 2005 - 12:35am — Barralai

Okay, here is the deal, post a way to keep your virginity (stories are welcome), please one way per post easier to count, once we have 101 reasons, i will publish it on my website (its currently not up, but getting their....), this will take time, please feel free to post more than one (in separate posts).
Stories w/ morals about virginity welcome, please be sure to include a way..., so it doesnt get confusing. Well i will start us off...
-When he/she/them says "Hey wanna go back to my place for some fun", simply reply No.

Say you made a commitment that you will stay a virgin until you're married... "in a very real, and legally binding sense". Please note that this will not work in The Netherlands, Belgium, or (hopefully) Canada come June.

Hmm. One time I told my boyfriend that I was a hemaphrodite just to see what his reaction was...of course I told him I was kidding after about an hour or so of doing a really good job convincing him. But it was really pretty funny. He didn't try to finger me for weeks....I really, seriously scared the shit out of him. Hilarious stuff.

If it's a sin to love you
Then in hell i'd rather be
Opposed to living a life with people
In heaven looking down on me

That is where most of the attractive gay people live, is in the hick towns, because nobody bugs them there. trust me, i lived in a hick town for a long time, and basically all that those people do, is take drugs, and have sex!

I agree... take it from someone who lives in a hick town now. The few gay/bi/les peeps who do live here for the most part are very attractive. They generally have to be at least semi attractive in order to have the courage to come out of the closet to begin with in a scary place like this. That way you don't have to hear the same old worn out "all dykes are fat and ugly, and the only reason they turned to women was because no man would have them."

If it's a sin to love you
Then in hell i'd rather be
Opposed to living a life with people
In heaven looking down on me