Bro Tip: If You’re Going To Fight With A GODDAMN MACHETE In Your Pocket, Make Sure Your Opponent Doesn’t Get A Hold Of It

Trying to figure out what’s more of a crime: carrying a fucking machete in your red sweatpants or wearing red sweatpants in the first place. This took place in Canada so I’m not sure rules apply there. The golden rule I live by is that if some dude is wearing sweatpants in public, do not fuck with him. That dude legit doesn’t have anything to lose. Besides his machete. And probably 9 pints of blood.