The Only Thing More Beautiful Than Mila Kunis’ W Cover Is Her Love Story With Ashton Kutcher

I don’t envy anyone who’s under constant media scrutiny, and if every stupid thing I ever said was recorded for the masses to read, I’d look like a total idiot most of the time. Because I know how easy it is to say things you don’t really mean, I’m always blown away by celebrities who manage to seem relatable, sweet, normal, and unoffensive in magazine interviews. Mila Kunis is pretty much the queen of not sounding like an asshole, and the quotes in her new issue of W Magazine don’t disappoint. She opens up about life, love, pregnancy… and makes marrying Ashton Kutcher sound a lot less crazy.

Mila takes us through the story of how she and Ashton fell in love— which will be especially charming to anyone who watched That ’70s Show back in the day– before delivering one of the world’s sweetest quotes about a celebrity couple. She tells the magazine,

I never wanted to get married. From the age of 12, I prepared my parents for no marriage. Then things changed—I found the love of my life. Now my theory on weddings is: Don’t invite anyone. Do it privately and secretly. My parents are okay with that. They’re just excited that I said yes.

Adorable. While I can’t imagine the star of Punk’d changing my worldview and making me swoon, it’s really great to hear that she’s happy, and I wish nothing but the best for their private, secret marriage. You can see what else she has to say about their courtship (and see how gorgeous she looks with false eyelashes!) in the August 2014 issue of W.