All this kitty needs is a hammer and a goat-drawn chariot. Someone should get on that.

Thor, the Norse god of thunder, is the honorable warrior who defends the Aesir gods and Asgard (their fortress) from giants. Most popular during the Viking Age in Scandinavia, he has now been resurrected as a beautiful Bengal cat. And of course he kept his name. Thor is also on Instagram because, you know, he has to keep up with the times.

The kitty, with his gorgeous markings, so embodies his namesake (err, former self) that all it takes is one look from those big green eyes to defeat the giants (now called “humans”) and make them his servants (who else is going to bring him food and toys and whatever else he wants to keep up his godlike physique?).