1. Wanderer (How do you question a guy who would take down beasts literally hundreds of times his size to bring his dead love back to life?) 2. Dante (Emotion, [email protected], and c0cky) 3. Viewtiful Joe (Nuf said) 4. Donkey Kong (Dumb as a rock, but so awesome!) 5. Gordon Freeman (He's Gordon Freeman.)

Haha...sorry I had to use a zero in c0cky. You can't say the root-word in that word, apparently.