SUMMARY: Former child pageant celebrity Sugar
Bam-Bam - aka Alabama Davis - is having trouble adjusting to
adulthood. She's staying with her sensible and
long-suffering sister, Blair, who has arranged for Sugar Bam-Bam
- against her own better judgment - a job interview.
Things are not helped by Mama Fern, who is still coddling
Alabama and encouraging pageant-style behavior that'll be no
help in a real-world situation. Or rather, it shouldn't...
but her interview with Mr. Darling goes better than expected.

SUMMARY: Sugar is charged with training 4-year-old
Starla - Blair's boss - to win a beauty pageant. It's an
uphill climb... and Blair's job is on the line if Sugar doesn't
succeed. Bubba, who failed at pageantry, tries to help; his
contribution is at least valuable so Starla can learn what NOT
to do. But trouble strikes when crazed pageant mom Mrs.
Skippergosh abducts Sugar.

SUMMARY: Blair enlists the aid of Sugar's former
pageant friends Chardonnay, Gigi and Sunny to help rescue Sugar
from Mrs. Skippergosh, who wants Sugar to train her own
daughter, Violet. A daring rescue is enacted, but all it
seems to accomplish is to deliver even more pageant girls into
Mrs. Skippergosh's hands. But there's a wrinkle when the
captive is revealed to not be Sugar at all, but famed Vegas
Sugar Bam-Bam impersonator, Splenda Boom-Boom, who has swapped
places with Sugar.

SUMMARY: Mama, Bubba and Sugar herself join in the
rescue operation, but ultimately the other Grand National
pageant girls decide to stay and help train Violet while Sugar
goes home with Bubba and Splenda to continue training Starla.
Whose pageant training skills will reign supreme? But
there's a twist, as we learn that Starla is no ordinary
four-year-old, but a plant with a secret mission from an unknown
employer.

SUMMARY: A distraught Sugar Bam-Bam, overwhelmed by
recent events, has locked herself in her room and won't stop
crying. Starla turns out to be a Federal agent, trying to
infiltrate the world of pageants by cozying up to a celebrity.
His Chief shows up to dress him down for his recent lack of
focus, and is horrified to find that "Starla" may be in too
deep... he's falling in love with Sugar. As the family
returns, the Chief makes himself scarce, and Starla finds the
key to getting Sugar out of her funk.

SUMMARY: Starla finally reveals himself to an
at-first very confused Sugar as Agent Starr, and confesses his
attraction to her. He makes her swear herself to secrecy,
but Sugar, who is very bad at keeping secrets, quickly blurts
out in front of her family that Starla is really a man.

SUMMARY: With Starla's secret out, the family tries
to decide what to do next, and Blair thinks she might be a
secret agent as well. But when Sugar's pageant crown is
broken, things come to an improbable - if predictable - halt.
Meanwhile, Violet has become ruthlessly hell-bent on winning the
pageant, and Mrs. Skippergosh has a plan to bribe the judges.

Photos by Aaron
Francis

EPISODE EIGHT (7/5/14)
- PLAYOFFS WEEK 4!

SUMMARY: It's the day of the pageant, and Sugar
despairs, believing her tiara was the source of her pageant
power, but Agent Starr tells her the power was in her all along.
Awwww. Mr. Darling - in reality, one of Agent Starr's
superiors - tries to take Starr off the case, but he insists on
remaining in disguise and infiltrating the pageant by Sugar's
side. At the pageant, Sugar has an awkward reunion with
her former pageant sisters, who have been training violet, and
Mrs. Skippergosh finds that her attempt to bribe the pageant
judges with $5 have come to naught. As Violet realizes
she's losing, she whips out a secret weapon - stolen from the
FBI - but how did she get it? No time to worry about that,
though, as a ricochet from the fired weapon strikes Sugar and
deals her what seems to be a fatal blow.