An intimate look at the poet’s process

by illimitableoceanofinexplicability

I was on the porch with Lucky Carmen earlier when suddenly I began to receive (from whence-ever they are sent to a poet) the following words

Lucky Carmen, Lucky Carmen

You’ll never catch her

squeezin’ the Charmin

As you can (no doubt) imagine I was very excited to have the opening lines of what was sure to be an epic poem come to me so easily. However, as with most things having to do with our struggles while occupying this mortal coil I soon realized whence from they were actually inspired. Which, as you can (no doubt) imagine made me feel kind of creepy.