February 24th, or maybe 28th, okay, some time in the last week of February (maybe), a baby will be here, and I will have to take care of it and feed it and change its diapers and pay for its college oh god what have we done

During the pregnancy steer clear of any fortune tellers, soothsayers, oracles, and basically anyone who wants to lay down a grim prophecy foretelling your baby's fate. Let your baby be who it wants to be.