Gee it’s just like high school Biology when the film starts off with a grainy black and white film telling us where sperm is made and how it travels from the body. We are even treated to a view of the little squigglers under a microscope. Something else I hadn’t seen since high school when I viewed my own that way.
After this we are treated to lots of cocks spewing forth the freshly made stuff as we hear “Ave Maria”. Why they chose this religious tune to accompany jacking off is incomprehensible. If they wanted to make the religious right squirm they should at least have used something those Protestants love such as “O Come All Ye Faithful” or perhaps “He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands”.

The link between the film’s six sex scenes is that someone is designated as the sperm bank and others make deposits in him. The result is one of the best films from this studio yet.

In TRUCK STOP Pat Jackson is the designated “sperm bank” and his depositors are Mark Sergeant, Kurt Kaiser, Matt Walker, and Jace Hawk. As in all of the scenes this one is nicely photographed. Angles are varied and there are some hot underneath shots that take us right into the action.

HEAD with George Glass as the bank and the uncut Antonio Montez and Sean Victor as the sperm donors is—as the title suggests—an all oral presentation.

ANATOMY OF A GANG BANG has Christian clad only in a red jock taking it in both ends from Kurt Kaiser, Daniel Bradford, Javier, Cory Brandon, Chris Rod, and Sean Victor. Kurt I the first to fuck him and is so anxious to so that he doesn’t remove his boxers—just pulls his prick out the slit and goes at it. I find Cory to be sexy in a rough sort of way. Chris is another sexy bugger, with a prick that lives up to his name.

SLING begins with the attractive Johnny Farrell waiting in the title apparatus. He does wait long as old daddy Marc Short enters and put his lips to Johnny’s shaved anus. He eats out that hairless hole like a hungry coyote before popping in his prick. Johnny’s own pretty cock lies rock hard against his belly. Pat Jackson arrives and gives Johnny a dick to suck and then he too fucks that delectable male pussy. Big-dicked Dano joins them and all take turns fucking Johnny and driving their cum deep into that receptive orifice. Hirsute Sergio comes onto the scene in time for sloppy fourths. After this the cum oozes from Johnny’s well used ass and is licked up. Johnny is encouraged to cum and it is fed to him.
But Johnny is insatiable and wants more. So there is a Part 2.

The fifth scene is BACK TO SCHOOL where it’s certainly college, if not grad school. Cute Jay Ross is the bottom here. He enters the classroom and sits at a desk as do his classmates Brad McGuire, LiGee, Mark Sergeant, and hunky Chris Rod.
Suddenly we see Jay bent over with a cock in both ends. Brad is the fist to fuck him, but Mark is the first to cum in his ass. When Mark withdraws after ejaculating in Jay’s bowels, some of the deposited sperm follows. The others follow suit, bringing their spent cocks from Jay’s boy-cunt along with trickles of cum.
Suddenly we find them back in the classroom. This was just Jay’s daydream.
Or was it?
After they depart the classroom the camera pans to floor where we see the puddles of cum that had pooled from Jay’s ass.

The final scene is 8-BALL CENTER POCKET. A naked Jared Marshall is lying on his back on a pool table. Around him with there stiff fleshy cue sticks at the ready are Brad McGuire, Chris Neal, LiGee, Will St. Jean, and the ebony giant Rippedstadtx. Even though by now it offers us nothing we haven’t seen before, it too is a real dick-stiffener.

Treasure Island’s SPERM BANK is a film guaranteed to make viewers add a few deposits of their own.

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