Someone who gets great enjoyment out of picking out all the small balls of lint (goletts) from the inside of a dryer. Also can be used as a name for someone who is constantly attacking strangers and giving them violent handjobs.

Hernandez: What's with that guy covered in lint over there?
Paco: Oh don't worry, he's just a Golett Mcgee.

Dennis: Why is that random chump over there attacking random people, pulling their pants down, and giving them handjobs?
Jambalaya: Now he's going to another guy and giving him a handjob too. This is crazy!
Dennis: He's such a Golett Mcgee!
*mutual chortling*