4. Thin walls. Because you are paying tens of thousands of dollars' tuition for everyone to hear everyone's business.

5. People right outside your door. This is when the kid with the septum piercing who sits in the hallway for hours playing "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)" becomes TWICE as annoying.

5. A limited number of positions and very good possibility you will whack yourself on the head in a loft bed. Proof that we need to come up with more sex positions that can be executed when you and your partner are two feet away from the ceiling.

7. Not having a nightstand to turn into a vibrator/condom/misc. sex accountrement drawer. Even the reach into the nightstand for a condom sort of breaks the mood — let alone having to go across the room and rummage in your desk.

8. Squeaky bedsprings and no headboard. Nothing to grip.

9. Sharing a twin bed with someone means you will get the worst sleep of your life. You are folded around each other like the least comfortable origami ever. Every time your partner moves a tiny bit, it will disrupt your sleep. You can practically hear them DREAMING.

10. Um, you haven't done your laundry in 4 weeks so no clean underwear for after? Not a thing? For anyone but me? Cool.