"Chris Smith Is A Lizard"

David Icke, the entirely rational former footballer and TV presenter, has posted a blog maintaining that Chris - or "lord" - Smith, the current chairman of the Environment Agency, is a member of the Babylonian Brotherhood, the reptilian organisation which controls humanity. "I mean, just look at him", says Icke, "he doesn't even wear a disguise! All these floods in the south have been engineered by the lizards and he's one of them." A spokesperson for the Environment Agency commented, "Of course it's total hogwash. He's an amphibian."