Best viewed through a Seconal-and Cuervo haze after
you’ve been up for a week on bathtub crank, this vid
probably comes closer than any other in recent memory to
“gonzo” in the Hunter S. Thompson sense.
The attention-grabbing opener features Montana Gunn
“pissing” into a glass that a trash-talking Bill
Margold (outfitted in a jester’s costume) holds over
his face, as Brian Surewood (dressed as a judge) forces
marshmallows into Gunn’s mouth. Surewood sticks
an apple between Gunn’s teeth and pounds ice cubes up
her ass (which she easily fires out), cracks eggs on her
cheeks, shoves a frozen banana up her colon and follows it
with his dick. Whether writer/director Tom Zupko is
trying to make a Statement about obscenity (as the running
screen crawls suggest), or just attempting to out-Extreme Rob
Black – to whom Zupko extends an invitation to
“Blow Me” – is a matter of
conjecture. Pre-nom for Most Outrageous Sex Scene.

The rest
of the vid is a typical
spontaneous-hilarity-can-break-out-at-any-second pool party
mixed with porn performers earning their paychecks while
dressed as nuns, priests, monks, and chickens.
It’s not all-anal (as the box claims), but cool edits
and many good moments make the whole package watchable) if
not listenable; what’s up with the 1985 death metal in
the background?). Highlights include an oil-coated
Ericka Lockett and Tyce Buné slipping
and sliding and butt-fucking in a plastic wading pool;
look-alike brunette duo Amia Moré and
Jeremy Iron; and a Mikayla Shore/Roy L. Shaft tongue-studded
opus.