Chris Colfer, bestselling author of The Land of Stories, finds himself (along with Darren Criss, who is unwittingly responsible for this perplexing state of affairs) transported into the world of his imagination…with a few Gleeful differences.

Here’s Darren’s first person account of how he and Chris met as kids at horse camp, and then came back as counselors to fall in love and explore all of the ways they could lose their virginity together.