I’m in your [insert class name here] class. I had to miss class on [insert day]. I was wondering if it would be possible to borrow your notes for that day. I will get them back right away. Thanks in advance!

Q: why am i grumpy when i don’t sleep properly

A: because that is the correct response.

Q: how to toilet train when working part time

A: It doesn’t have to be all or nothing– potty train when you can, don’t worry about it when you can’t.

Q: should teens have the same minimum wage jobs as adults?

A: We recommend against stripping for the under 18 set, though one of #1’s former roommates did work as a stripper when she turned 18.

Q: how much do you need to pay for a master

A: We’re not really educated on the whole BDSM scene, but we imagine it varies by city and popularity of said master. It’s all about the supply and demand (supply of demand?)

Q: what advice would you give a friend who has admitted she cheated on a exam to the professor and is awaiting punishment

A: Your friend should check online for her school’s procedure for academic dishonesty cases. Otherwise, wait and suck it up.

Q: should you force a kid to do something they dont want to do if you know they will love it