printable card verse:

10. You can open all your own jars. 9. Your underwear is ten bucks for a 3-pack. 8. You can quietly watch a game with your ...

View Complete Verse

complete verse:

Cover Verse:

TOP TEN REASONS IT'S GREATTO BE A MAN

10. You can open all your own jars. 9. Your underwear is ten bucks for a 3-pack. 8. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me." 7. You don't have to get out of the shower to pee. 6. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 5. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. 4. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 3. You can get by with only one hairstyle change every ten years. 2. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit - you just become better friends.