My dentist works only three days a week, which is great for him as he's close to retirement, but his days off are the days when I would like an excuse to get away from work by taking a day off for a short appointment. :P

Ok, so maybe the mods have fallen behind in featuring memes? Or... the downvote trolls are really terrible yesterday and today. Damon_Knife has had problems with his, and Phantasmemegoric has issues all the time. They're targeting people on the leaderboard.