This is what real Oilers fans look like

“Now he’s getting a tattoo yeah,he’s getting ink done. He asks for a 13 but they drew a 31.Friends say he’s trying to hard and he’s not quite hip. But in his own mindde’s the—he’s the dopest S***!”— Pretty Fly for a White Guy, the Offspring

Getting atattoo is a big decision that should not be made in the spur of the moment. Anyone who’s seen our“Backstreet Boys 4 Life”tattoo across our heart can attest to the fact that what is cool one day will not be the next. But look at these guys—we’re assuming they are guyswho have done gone and gottenOilerstattoos . You have to respect theguy wholoves the Mighty Oil so very much that hewent and gotthe 1986-87 Oilers lineup tattooed on his arm.

You think you’re an Oilers fan? Do you have the nameReijo Ruotsalainentattooed on your bicep? No! We bet you don’t. Until you’re willing to put ink to arm and have the words“Mark Napier” tattooed on you— that will follow you until science invents acheaper form of tattoo removing laser—you can wake up in the morning look yourself in the mirror and say“Chuck Haynes of Troy, Ohio is ten times the Oilers fan that I am.”