By ELLEN GRILEY August 31, 2006

"Paris Hilton couldn't make it, sorry," says the bartender—not the heiress, but Paris Hilton the band. Or Paris Hilton, Motherfuckers!, to be exact, one in a group of at least four bands (at last count) with similarly ridiculous names who all sound almost exactly the same. That's Nintendo music, only sped up, and sometimes with disco handclaps—made by people who were probably infants when the original NES hit the shelves. Annoying?... More >>>