[man with a thick Russian accent] “I’m Karen.” “You are?” “Yes, I am Karen & I’m also press.” “Well, I can assure you that you aren’t Karen & also no press are allowed here.”

“You are a highly rugged, tall, manly guy!”

“I like reading for sluts.”

“And this is Kelliejane. Like you, she also hates people.”

“These Red Vines are awfully moist.”

“This chair is moist. Damn.”

“Everything in the back outside was moist, which is funny cos Moist was there!”

“That’s the cast of ‘Outsourced’! I should ask ’em if they like Bollywood.”

“Oh my God, we’re Those Girls at the party.” “There’s 400 people here. We can’t be the only Those Girls here.” “Fuck it. I like being Those Girls.” [all burst into Whitney Houston’s “I Wanna Dance With Somebody”]

“The N and the D on that NERD shirt are a little deformed now.” “Dude, Wendy’s hitting on me again.”

“Is that Kanye?” “DUDE. They don’t ALL look alike!” “Not the guy, the music!”