Piddle Dick. That's what the son of a whore called me. Thinks he can abuse me just because I work for his fat ass in his shiit hole store. "Take out the trash, Piddle Dick". "Sweep the floor, Piddle Dick". "Piddle DICK! You DUMB mother frucker! That'll come out of your pay, Piddle Dick"! "Are you a human, Piddle Dick, or a baboon?" "Hey Piddle Dick, go get me 2 Big Macs and 2 large fries for lunch, your treat". "Damn Piddle Dick. Did you forget to wipe your ass this morning?"