♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- will smith, kirsten dunst, musical guest, calvin harris,

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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 386, deltona, florida. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: looking fantastic. that's what i'm talking about. we got a hot show tonight. we have the best show tonight. this is the one to be here for, to watch. [ cheers and applause ] we have will smith on the show tonight. >> steve: come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have kirsten dunst

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on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we have calvin harris on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] that's a hot, hot show. and of course, we have all of you here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "the tonight show." thank you if being here, new york city. i appreciate it. let's have fun. let's talk about some news here. good news for the white house. they just announced that obamacare added a million new customers in its third open enrollment season. yeah. they say more people are signing up for health care due to the looming deadline, low costs and the sales of hoverboards. [ laughter and appluse ] they're exploding. >> steve: my foot. >> jimmy: in a new interview with "people" magazine, president obama said that his favorite book of the year was a a novel called "fates and furies." yeah. while hillary clinton said her favorite book of the year was whatever yours was. [ laughter and applause ] loved it. yeah, that's my favorite.

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guys, the big story still seems to be donald trump. it seems like everybody is weighing in on his campaign. this week, white house press secretary josh earnest said that trump's statement about banning muslim immigrants disqualifies him from being president. when he heard that, jeb bush was like, "you can get disqualified? how do i do that? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] how do i do this? i'm ready to get out." did you see this? trump recently tweeted that his doctor will release his full medical report soon. and said the report will show, quote, perfection. [ laughter ] we actually got our hands on it. and the results are pretty interesting. take a look at this. blood type, classy. [ light laughter ] height, 6'2", 6'7" with a a breeze. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: we're getting liftoff. >> jimmy: blood pressure, 5 trillion over 3 billion. [ laughter ] last one, at risk for, actually

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being president. there you go. [ cheers and applause ] almost perfect. >> steve: that's perfection. this is interesting here. scientists say that they just found dinosaur blood on an 80 million-year-old fossil. they now believe dinosaurs may have been wiped out by murder. [ laughter and applause ] get this everybody. i read that vladimirputin awarded a biker gang called the night wolves over $100,000 to put on a show for children. [ laughter ] biker gang. >> steve: biker gang called the night wolves. >> jimmy: the night wolves. it's actually a part of a full day of fun putin has planned for the kids. check it out. this is the full schedule here. 10:00 a.m., it's these guys, the night wolves. >> steve: all right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: 11:00 a.m., there's a a clown. kids love clowns. [ laughter ] at noon, he's got a petting zoo. they looks fun. [ audience ohs ] and finally, at 1:00 p.m., everyone gets cake. it's russian cake. there you go. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ]

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♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. come back to "the tonight show" next week. tina fey will be here. [ cheers and applause ] mark wahlberg will be here. will ferrell will be here. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: bruce springsteen will be here. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: channing tatum will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and we got performances from kenny rogers, sheryl crow, twenty one pilots and chris stapleton. you don't want to miss it. that's all next week. >> steve: oh my god. i'm going to be here. >> jimmy: you're going to be here? >> steve: i'm going to show up. >> jimmy: you should show up next week. it will be great. but first, tonight is the night. joining us tonight, he was our first guest ever on our first "tonight show" almost 400 shows ago. he was just nominated for a a golden globe award, like yesterday. [ cheers and applause ] that's what happens when you do "the tonight show." you get nominated for golden globe awards. >> steve: it's that simple. >> jimmy: he's fantastic in the movie. the movie's called

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"concussion." will smith is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: will smith! he's going to tell us about the big new movie then he and i are going to play a round of catchphrase with some special guests. [ cheers and applause ] plus, she's one of my favorites. she stars in the critically acclaimed, really critically acclaimed. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and they -- almost like 100% of the reviews are like, "this is the best thing on tv." the new "fargo." it's like metacritic is like 100% or something crazy. she's fantastic. she's in "fargo." kirsten dunst is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] and i'm not just saying that. she got nominated for a golden globe. >> steve: who? >> jimmy: kirsten dunst. >> steve: because of the show. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: got nominated for a a golden globe. >> steve: it's because of this show. >> jimmy: that's what i'm saying. this real. they're both nominated for golden globes. like a commercial for the golden globes, right here. is calvin nominated for a a golden globe? >> steve: he will be. >> jimmy: loser. [ laughter ] guys, we have great music

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tonight. you guys want lasers? [ cheers and applause ] forget it. never mind. >> steve: why? >> jimmy: i don't know. i thought you said you didn't want any lasers. >> steve: lasers! [ cheers and applause ] >> calvin harris is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] a little calvin harris. here's a little calvin harris for you. ♪ ♪ lasers lasers lasers lasers ♪ >> jimmy: trust me. trust me. trust me, lasers are going to be tonight. calvin harris. how deep is your love? [ cheers and applause ] hot show. it's fun tonight. >> steve: this is a hot show. >> jimmy: guys, we have exactly six shows left before we go on christmas break. yeah. which means it's time for that beloved "tonight show" tradition. time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ 12 days of christmas sweaters 6 days left ♪ >> jimmy: that is right. every show between now and

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christmas, we're giving one lucky audience member a a striking christmas sweater. from the countdown to christmas cabinet. and since there are six shows left, let's open door number six. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] classic. classic picture of santa and his two reindeer. classic. santa's got his two reindeer there. and bonus gifts in the back. [ cheers and applause ] now, let's see who's going home with tonight's sweater. everyone, look at your seat number. yeah. and if i call your number, has to be your number, i need you to jump up and let me know where you are. quest, can i get a drumroll, please?

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♪ who wants me to pick their number? this is it. [ cheers and applause ] could be yours. 111, make a wish, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] come on. >> unbelievable. >> jimmy: that's the best. how did that happen? >> unbelievable. >> jimmy: you got the best seat. here you go. hey, hold this for a second. come on. what is your name? >> i'm blown away. >> jimmy: i know, me too. starts with a d. >> i'm david. >> jimmy: your last name is s-something. >> studdard. i like your shirt. >> thank you. >> jimmy: your initials are on your shirt. [ laughter ] now, david, you won tonight's sweater. where are you from? >> memphis, tennessee. >> jimmy: i love memphis. i was just there. [ cheers and applause ] some great barbecue there. >> yeah, great place. >> jimmy: rendezvous, is that one of the place? >> yeah, it's fabulous. >> jimmy: fantastic barbecue. sometimes you get chilly at nighttime. you go out, you're going to get barbecue in memphis. walk down the streets. this would be perfect for you.

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[ light laughter ] try this on. you're going to freak out. >> i just don't know what to say. >> jimmy: you don't have to say anything. it says everything for you. the sweater speaks for itself. [ cheers and applause ] you look great. look at that. you look fantastic. doesn't he look great? let's give david a round of applause right there. david, hey. [ cheers and applause ] thanks, buddy. thank you so much for being here. say hi to everybody in memphis for me. >> will do. >> jimmy: we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ back in 1965 subway's founders fred deluca and dr.peter buck teamed up with one simple mission... fresh sandwiches... i like it. fresh sandwiches... the idea seemed crazy in a time when artificial foods and gimmicks were all the rage. but roller-skates didn't make food any fresher... and mascots didn't make it any tastier. as it turned out, fred was right. sandwiches made with freshly baked bread, fresh veggies and delicious meats would stand the test of time.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. today is friday. is it not? today is friday. [ cheers and applause ] i hope you have a great weekend, everybody. but usually on friday, i like to catch up on my -- on some personal stuff. i like to check my inbox. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: i return some e-mails. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: and of course, i send out thank you notes every friday. [ cheers and applause ] i've been running a bit behind today. and i just thought if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd like to write out my weekly thank you

should go to college. or as sasha and malia put it, "let's move." [ laughter ] [ applause ] oh, i get it. >> steve: i get it. it's their organization. >> jimmy: let's move. thanks, mom. stop rapping. >> steve: i'm going to rap. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, tops, for being atheist dreidels. [ laughter ] [ applause ] never thought of it that way. >> steve: never thought about it that way. and you're thanking them for it. how nice of you. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, nuts roasting, for reminding me both of christmas and the feeling i get when i watch a movie on my laptop in bed. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there you go. that's our thank you notes, everybody. i appreciate it. we'll be right back with will smith. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest this evening is one of the biggest stars on the planet. he's a multiple grammy award winner and multiple academy award nominee. and just yesterday, he earned his fifth golden globe nomination for his performance in a big new movie called "concussion," which is in theaters on christmas day. please welcome the one and only will smith. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> yeah!

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yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: will smith! >> wow. >> jimmy: that's the way to enter right there. i do this. >> you do that. >> jimmy: and then i just kind of leave it down for a while. >> you just leave it down like that's sexy, right? >> jimmy: like that's cool, like, "oh, i know what i'm doing." >> yeah, it's like, "hey, baby. you want some of this?" [ laughter ] "this is all you can handle right here, girl." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly. then you can pop it up later on. i'm so happy you're here. we're happy you're here. everyone's happy you're here. [ cheers and applause ] what happens? how do you find out -- i don't know -- i'll never know what it's like. but how do you find out you get nominated for a golden globe? how does someone tell you this? congratulations. >> no, it was -- it's -- thank you. thank you. it was really strange, you know, because they come out on the west coast. it's like 5:30 in the morning. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, so i was asleep. i was asleep. >> jimmy: yeah, you should be. >> that's what you're supposed to be doing. and you know, i felt a slap on my ass. [ laughter ]

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and i was like, "ah!" and jada said, "you got nominated for a golden globe!" >> jimmy: that's how you found out? >> yeah, so i was like, "that's a strange way to learn." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that's great. >> no, it's not great. >> jimmy: no, no, surprising. how did jada know? >> jada gets all the google alerts and all of that stuff. >> jimmy: so she found the news -- >> she goes, "oh my god! i got to give him a spanking!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: congratulations. >> yeah, you know. >> jimmy: congrats on this. i'm just so excited about this. >> it was really good, though. >> jimmy: that's a great thing. you're a good guy. we love that. your performance is -- just crushed, and we have to talk about it. >> thank you, man. thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: but then, the big news, also -- a lot of news. your daughter, who we love. willow. >> yes. >> jimmy: just dropped an album. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. >> jimmy: just dropped an album, like, just beyonced an album. >> yeah! >> jimmy: she said, "here you go!" >> put it out, like, from her room. >> we both were recording kind of at the same time, right? which is really weird. >> jimmy: you're back to recording? >> i be messing with stuff, man.

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[ laughter ] you know. i be messing with stuff. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on. what's happening? whoa, whoa, whoa! is this going to be a thing? >> i'm still -- i got a couple things i like. so jeff and i are definitely going to go on tour next year. so we're -- >> jimmy: you and dj jazzy jeff? [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. i've never -- what happened, we released our first record in 1986, just out of high school. so it was called, "girls ain't nothing but trouble." >> jimmy: absolutely. >> that was our first song. then in '88 was "parents just don't understand." so we won the first grammy ever given to a rap group, we won. [ cheers and applause ] but the "fresh prince of bel-air" came on the air in 1990. so i was already on the show, and we never really had a a chance to go out and tour. so we decided a couple months ago, we were like, "you know what? we have to really go out one good time," because we never

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really had a chance to go out and blaze it up. >> jimmy: 2016 is the year. >> but there's a little bad news for you. because we taking "the roots." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ cheers and applause ] quest, think about it. think it over. think it over. think it over. just think it over for a little bit. think it over. just think it over for a a little, little bit. we got time. we got time. it's still 2015. [ laughter ] you have time. >> you probably don't have to leave right now. >> jimmy: we have contracts at nbc and stuff. >> it's philly, though. philly supersedes all. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a philly connection. i don't want to mess with that. it's gonna be so fun. do you know who's going to open for you or anything yet? >> no, we haven't put all that together yet, but we just started wor -- >> jimmy: me, me, me, me, me. [ laughter ] [ clears throat ] oh, it's just exciting. i didn't know who could do it. that would be great. that would be so fun. >> you're just warming up. >> jimmy: ♪ i found the greatest love of all ♪ just saying, it could be anybody. >> it could be anybody, yeah. >> jimmy: that's the fun thing.

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you're an actor, you know? you're a performer. you're a rapper. you meet a lot of interesting people. you have a good voice and can sing. ♪ i found the greatest [ cheers and applause ] >> woo! >> jimmy: interesting stuff. >> woo! >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, my father used to say, "sometimes it's good to know what you're not going to do." you know? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm going to throw my hat in the ring there, yeah. okay, we'll talk. >> you like held the mic up, like that was really -- >> jimmy: this is my move. >> and you're singing like -- >> jimmy: everyone else is taking everything. >> you're singing "the greatest love of all." >> jimmy: i don't know. am i? this was just something i made up in my head. [ laughter ] i can do anything. i can do anything, man. ♪ i know when that hotline bling ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ that can only mean one thing ♪ >> woo! ♪ i know when that hotline bling ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ that can only mean one thing ♪ >> oh! yeah.

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>> jimmy: country version. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: like a blake shelton with a higher voice meets drake, and they write -- yeah. >> yeah, i think we found our opener, jeff. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that sounds like it would work. this is great. let's talk about something serious now. let's talk about your movie. >> yes. >> jimmy: this movie, i didn't know what it was going into it. it's called "concussion." i assumed it was gonna be something about a concussion. >> something about a a concussion. >> jimmy: yeah. but this is -- wow, what a a story. >> it's about a -- just a a beautiful man, dr. bennett omalu, and he's a a doctor who discovered the brain trauma issue that football players get. and he's a nigerian doctor. >> jimmy: you had a nigerian accent? >> yes, i had a nigerian accent in the film. >> jimmy: which was fantastic. >> you know, it was difficult. it was difficult to get, because, like, philly doesn't exactly have the nigerian undertones.

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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, yeah. i understand, yeah. it takes skill. >> it takes skill, yeah. >> jimmy: and you got to meet this man. >> i talked to him. i met him. >> jimmy: you said he was a a magical kind of guy. >> you know, he's so -- he's such a sweet guy. and you know, what his story was, and the process of discovering what happens with the repetitive head trauma. and we've been hearing about it for years, with the football players, and he was the guy who actually discovered it. i sat down with him. and you know, i'm a football dad. my son plays football, grew up in philly, so my philadelphia eagles. [ cheers ] yeah. woo-hoo! woo-hoo! >> jimmy: yeah. i want to show everyone a clip here of the movie because it's just an amazing performance. here's will smith in "concussion." it's in theaters christmas day. check this out. >> he does autopsies. he's not in the outcome business. >> he has no business. >> you know what history does to people. trained physicians who ignore

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signs. >> wow. >> i am not done. history laughs. if you continue to deny my work, the world will deny my work. but men, your men, continue to die. their families left in ruins. tell the truth. tell the truth. [ cheers and applause ] >> that always chokes me up. >> jimmy: oh, man. that's good stuff right there. congrats on that. congrats on the nomination. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: thanks for making that movie. we're going to play a game if you don't mind. >> yes. >> jimmy: we like to ask people to play games. would you mind? [ cheers and applause ] >> yes. i love to play games. >> jimmy: we're playing

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. tariq and i are here with will smith, everybody! will smith! [ cheers and applause ] star of the new movie "concussion." out christmas day. we're about to play a game of "catchphrase." >> yes. >> jimmy: but first, i need a a partner. and luckily, we have one of my favorite people here tonight. [ drumroll ] she was just nominated for a a golden globe award for her role in the hit tv show "fargo." say hello to kirsten dunst! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi. >> what's up? >> hi. hi, guys. >> jimmy: here's how it's going to work. all right, now, will, you're going to start the game by pressing start on this buzzer here. >> yes. >> jimmy: then drawing a clue from the top of the pile. >> yes. >> jimmy: get your teammate, tariq. >> tariq, my teammate. >> jimmy: to guess the clue as quickly as possible.

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>> in the building. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: we got it. we can do this. we can. we got this. >> listen -- >> jimmy: don't let them intimidate you. he's good. >> don't be scared. >> i'm not scared. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no one here is "scurred." [ laughter ] >> "scurred." >> jimmy: i was "scurred" at one point. then i go, "there's nothing to be scurred about. this will be fun." [ laughter ] once you get it right, you hand the buzzer to your right. okay, let's go. >> are we making a line? no. >> jimmy: no. i'll go here. will, kirsten right there. >> tariq goes there. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. first to win two rounds. >> you're gonna describe -- oh, okay. >> okay, whatever. [ laughter ] >> you have the disability, so -- >> you want to hit it. >> jimmy: so -- that was so white of us right there. [ laughter ] perfect, we couldn't even slap five. that was really awkward. i didn't know if we were going for fists. [ laughter ] >> gravity. >> jimmy: almost grabbed your first at one point. oh, yeah. perfect. first, there we go. will, press start and draw your clue. and thank you so much for playing.

[ cheers ] >> star wars. [ growls ] >> darth vader. >> yep. >> what is that? [ cheers ] "oh, let me pick this up because i just --" >> jimmy: name dropper! name dropper! >> you send this when you've had, you -- [ buzzer beeps ] >> jimmy: that's right! i love it that you got can of whoop ass. no matter what happens, no matter what happens, you know me. don't make me open up a can of whoop ass. >> you just got can of whoop ass. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's my favorite thing ever. all right, guys. >> jimmy: whoever wins the next round is the winner. okay. and thank you all for playing. tariq, you start it off. here we go. [ beeping ] a can of whoop ass. >> can't really say it because it's complicated. it messes with your mouth. it's a -- >> tongue twister? >> yes. >> jimmy: all right. he's a cartoon. it sells chicken. >> it's a chicken cartoon?

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know our next guest from films like "bring it on" and the "spider-man" trilogy. she was just nominated for a a golden globe for her role in the emmy award-winning series "fargo" which airs on mondays at 10:00 pm on fx. please welcome kirsten dunst, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we could have started here. >> yup. >> jimmy: we could have started with you sitting here because you were already out here. >> yeah. that felt more normal for me, but it was nice to come out again. >> jimmy: right? isn't it nice to have a big opening? >> be greeted. >> jimmy: yeah. thank you. well welcome. welcome to the show. >> i'm happy to be here. >> jimmy: last time we were together, we played hide the pickle. >> i thought we played

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catchphrase last time, too. >> jimmy: no -- did we? >> we did play hide the pickle, though. >> jimmy: we played hide the pickle. >> i did not find the pickle. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. it's a holiday tradition. >> and you gave me a sweater. >> jimmy: i gave you a a beautiful, a beautiful christmas sweater. we have a photo of us playing hide the pickle. [ laughter ] >> strangely enough, i just gave that sweater to the goodwill. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: that's a good thing. that's very nice of you. >> it was just sitting there for like, years in my closet. i didn't know what to do with it. >> jimmy: why didn't you wear it and think of your old buddy, jimbo? [ laughter ] what it's the ageless dream out the window. >> what should i do with it? my friends -- you know how your girlfriends help you edit? i was like, she was like, "get rid of that." i was like, "okay." >> jimmy: which friend was this? >> nelly. >> jimmy: oh yeah, nelly. you'll hear from me, man. it's about to get hot in hurr. [ cheers and applause ] tell nelly what's going on. i got to say, this is -- you have these massive holiday parties. >> yes. >> jimmy: you could easily wear this sweater at this party. >> i could, you're right. i throw a christmas party every year with my girlfriends who do rodarte clothing line. and we have a christmas prom

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every year. and each year, we have a a different theme. and this year, it's "cheers" themed. i invited ted danson, so hopefully he comes to that. >> jimmy: wait. a "cheers"-themed party? >> party, yeah. christmas prom party. it started out like a prom. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and people came kind of in '50s gear. then we had like a "back to the future" year, and we had a a cowboy prom. >> jimmy: now "cheers." >> it feels like a prom. people come with corsages. and, you know. >> jimmy: that would be fun. you have everybody, carla and -- >> exactly. >> jimmy: fantastic. >> yeah. i think i'm going to go as shelly long. >> jimmy: oh, you have to. >> yeah, perfect. >> jimmy: is ted danson coming? >> i hope so. i texted him. >> jimmy: well, that's your buddy from "fargo." >> from "fargo" yeah. >> jimmy: you're fantastic in "fargo," by the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you play peggy. you're phenomenal. you have the accent down. which i couldn't do the accent. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> you did it. don't you know. >> jimmy: don't you know. i sound irish when i pretend to do that. [ light laughter ] oh, yeah, don't you know. it's going to be a great day here. >> in the -- >> jimmy: here in dublin, minnesota, it's fantastic. [ light laughter ] but it's tricky. i don't know how to do that.

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and also act. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the whole cast is fantastic. who is your husband in -- >> jesse clemens. >> jimmy: jesse clemens. >> who i adore. he's amazing. >> jimmy: he's great. you know who is also fantastic? nick offerman. >> i adore nick. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: man, he's crushing it. >> i love that guy. he's the best. >> jimmy: he crushes it in the show. he's so good. if you love him in "parks and rec." [ cheers and applause ] he's just -- >> everybody. gene smart. i mean -- >> jimmy: yeah. it's a great series. >> a fabulous cast. yeah. >> jimmy: and then you just found out, was it yesterday, you got the good news? >> yesterday morning, and then i got on a plane right after. so i couldn't celebrate with anybody. i had a glass of champagne in the delta lounge. >> jimmy: hello, we have mugs of water. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm so happy that you're nominated, golden globe. couldn't happen to nicer people. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you and will smith are just so great. i have a clip. but this is not a clip of "fargo." >> oh. >> jimmy: this is a clip of

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you, in a commercial. >> i did a lot of commercials in new york. >> jimmy: yeah. >> a lot. that's how i got my start. >> jimmy: how old do you think you were in this one? >> 5, maybe, or 4. >> jimmy: it's where it starts. we want to show how to do it the right way. a 5-year-old kirsten dunst in a a crayola commercial. look at how cute this is. ♪ on the first day of christmas my mommy gave to me 24 crayola crayons ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thinking as you're saying it. >> i'm like, what am i saying? >> jimmy: on the first day of christmas. a lot going on in your face. but it starts there. and it ends here in "fargo." here we go, everybody. here's kirsten dunst, the season finale of "fargo." check this out right here. >> husband or whatever he was, he got shot. just like you. but then they hid out. well, it wasn't a supermarket. it was a farmhouse, but they hid out, and the nazi tried to talk him out.

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just like this. but they got out. and they got out. they escaped. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i mean, so fun to watch you. >> thanks. >> jimmy: and you -- can we describe what's happening there or not? we can't talk about it? let's not say what it is. i don't want to ruin it. >> in hawaii, we're like -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> i can't say. >> jimmy: i don't want to tell anything. the season finale of "fargo" airs monday night at 10:00 p.m. on fx. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. thank you, thank you, thank you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we'll be right back with calvin harris, everybody. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i promised you lasers. [ cheers and applause ] we have it. our next guest is a grammy winning dj and producer who has sold 35 million singles worldwide. wow. [ cheers ] he's making his u.s. television debut with us tonight. performing his latest hit "how deep is your love," with disciples featuring ina wroldsen on vocals. give it up for calvin harris! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i want you to

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breathe me in let me be your air let me roam your ♪ ♪ body freely no inhibition no fear how deep is your love is it like the ocean ♪ ♪ what devotion are you how deep is your love is it like nirvana hit me harder again ♪ ♪ how deep is your love how deep is your love how deep is your love is it like the ocean ♪ ♪ pull me closer again how deep is your love how deep is your love

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open up my eyes and ♪ ♪ tell me who i am let me in on all your secrets no inhibition no sin how deep is your love ♪ ♪ is it like the ocean what devotion are you how deep is your love is it like nirvana ♪ ♪ hit me harder again how deep is your love how deep is your love how deep is your love ♪ ♪ is it like the ocean pull me closer again how deep is your love

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how deep is your love ♪ ♪ how deep is your love so tell me how deep is your love can it go deeper ♪ ♪ so tell me how deep is your love can it go deep so tell me how deep ♪ ♪ is your love can it go deeper so tell me how deep is your love ♪ ♪ can it go deep how deep is your love so tell me how deep is your love ♪ ♪ can it go deeper so tell me how deep is your love can it go deep ♪ ♪ how deep is your love so tell me how deep is your love can it go deeper ♪ ♪ is it like the ocean hold me closer oh yeah how deep is your love ♪ ♪ how deep is your love so tell me how deep is your love can it go deeper ♪ ♪ so tell me how deep

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is your love can it go deep how deep is your love ♪ ♪ so tell me how deep is your love can it go deeper so tell me how deep ♪ ♪ is your love can it go deep ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you so much. can i touch you now? i didn't know if the laser was gonna beam me up? fantastic, guys. calvin harris. how great was that? [ cheers and applause ] "how deep is your love" is available on itunes right now. my thanks to will smith, kirsten dunst, calvin harris, disciples, ina wroldsen, and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. i hope to see you next week. thank you so much. bye, guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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>> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- bradley cooper, from "don verdean," comedian and actor jemaine clement, music from the struts, featuring the 8g band with ilan rubin. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] yeah. good to hear it. let's get to the news. the international climate talks in paris wrapped up this weekend with 195 countries reaching a landmark agreement to cut greenhouse gas emissions. and then they all drove to the airport in 195 cars. [ laughter ]