QUIZ: Schedule Your Fall Quarter and We’ll Tell You How Long You’d Last at Kelly’s

As the spring quarter draws to a close, it might be a better option to think ahead rather than reflect on the past. This means planning your fall quarter schedule. Out of the frying pan (otherwise known as the Course Cart) and into the fire! And wouldn’t you know, the type of classes you decide to take have a direct correlation with how long you’d spend at Kelly’s before inevitably being thrown out/drunkenly stumbling out for the night. It’s scientific, people. Take the quiz and find out what your limit is.

First you need an Arts & Literature class because you’re an intellectual. You choose…

Anime and Manga

Literature & Film

Voices of War & Peace

Ummmm I’ll take it next quarter. Art’s for pussies.

Correct!

Wrong!

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Night Classes or Day Classes?

Day classes! I need my nights free for fucking raging.

Day classes because that’s how school works…

Night classes because I need to sleep in.

Night classes! DePaul is better in the dark 😉

Correct!

Wrong!

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You’ve put off your Science Lab requirement long enough. Which do you choose?