Cleveland Amory once said that only men could be curmudgeons. Fine. I've set out to be a curmudgeonette.
I'm middle-aged, single, owned by a stubborn dog and so white bread all my clothes should say "Wonder." If it weren't for a few little quirks, I would be absolutely indistinguishable from other Midwestern females.

Monday, December 01, 2008

A talk with Doc

What happens when you are friends for 30+ years:

Me: Lush or Skindecent

Her: Can't decide. Queen size or full size bed?

Me: Queen. Blackberry or spearmint?

Her: Blackberry. Wait. No, blackberry, definitely. Flannel or cotton?

Me: Cotton. Thick socks or thin socks?

Her: Either, because it depends on the circumstances. Are we done?

Me: Yes.

Her: Then we never had this conversation, we're just really good at picking out presents.

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Mustelidae Jammicus Rufus, an aquatic mammal which thrives in environments containing deep bath tubs, luxurious bath products, exquisite paw polish, perfume, jewelry, high thread-count sheets and fluffy pillows. Owned by one adorable dog, possessed of a loving (if slightly crazy) family and generally a happy critter with goofy brain wiring.
Do not feed green peppers to a Jammicus unless you would like them spit back at you at high velocity, and if you start petting one, be prepared to continue for a minimum of thirty minutes.