We aren't real big about advertising around here. Basically, we pimp our own little products and that's it. And even then, we don't do it all that well. I keep trying to tell Trey that people would be more interested in our sidebars if we had pictures of boobs over there, or like a huge penis wearing sunglasses and holding a machine gun, but he won't go for it. Instead, we have a box with some text in it. The link is blue or purple or whatever, because that's what we consider exciting around here, is standard regulation.

My point is, sometimes our “advertising” is easy to overlook. And my main point is, if you look over at the right side of the main page, you’ll see a new box over there.

The bottom square is for Trey’s new website Big Baby Bargains. You all know how I feel about children (and if you don’t, here’s a quick rundown: they’re gross, they stink, they’re noisy and obnoxious, and I hate sharing my planet with them. Also, they’re ruining the movie industry), so this is not a website I need to frequent. At some point, I might start going just to leave hateful comments under fake names, such as Ike Idknap or Megan Slawsucks. But that’s for later.

For now, I’m just here to keep the breeders informed. Having children is expensive as shit, which is only one of the many reasons it’s such a terrible idea. And as much as I’d like to just sit back and say, “Well, you brought this on yourself,” I’m going to throw you a bone.

Plus, if I pimp Trey’s new site enough, he has to buy me a case of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. and let me out of this basement…

So what is it? It’s where Trey and his lovely wife go to post baby-related bargains. You can find stuff like a coupon code for 10% off your entire order at babycatalog.com. I don’t know what that means, but it’s 10% off your entire order, so that’s rockin’, right? Or you can find out about saving 30% at Kmart.

So yeah, it isn’t really my cup of tea (although I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t waiting around for a big sale on diapers and those breast-feeding bras where you can unsnap the nipple part—don’t ask). But if you have babies, or know someone who has babies, or know someone who is going to have babies, or knows someone who is thinking about having babies, you should check it out. On a daily basis. And follow the link. And buy things. Eriously-say, you guys. He has me ocked-lay in the Asement-bay. Uck-fay, I’m usty-ray on my ig-pay atin-lay.

He’s looking the other way, now’s my chance! SOMEONE CALL THE CO

Ha ha ha. Kidding. Ray’s not locked in my Trey’s basement. I know, because I’m Ray. Of course I am. So…what was I saying? Ah, Big Baby Bargains, right. Yes, go there now. Or I’ll cut this motherfucker you’ll miss out on big savings for your little bundle of joy!