In the late 80s after escaping to Earth from a secret government testing

facility on the dark side of the moon, the primate escapee designated 8627113 assumed the homosapien identity named tomas overbai and opened a low gravity kung fu school along the north coast of Oregon teaching long form GungFo to the local Squatch' community in exchange for Diet Pepsi and secrets to the universe.

Retiring from Bigfoot instruction in 2013 he began traveling the Western United States peddling scraps of colored photo paper and graphite chicken scratches to the local Terran populace under guise of pop culture conventions to finance a rescue mission to the moon to free his captured lunar space monkey brethren.

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