best movie ever!!! and its really scary how much the redneck is me...same boots,same hat, same love of twinkies,same hatred of zombies, alos same love of forts, and bolth rednecks. best movie ever!

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If a survivor screams, I will laugh. If a zombie walks, it will catch fire. If a man walks up asking me for help, I will shoot and loot. If a little girl walks up to me and hands me a twinkie...I'll giver her a piggyback ride as long as we're friends!

I was kinda annoyed at the rides as well. not because they started turning by themselves, but mainly because when they were on the pirate ship ride, who the fuck was controlling it? Carnivals and Amusement parks have carnies for a reason!

I thought about the 'how the hell do they get off the ride?' part myself, but that whole idea was stupid, so it kind of blanketed those thoughts. I noted how dumb Wichita's idea was earlier. Now the power issue, they never give us much of a time line on how long it'd been. I doubt it was too long because I just don't believe Columbus could have made it too much longer alone. How long could a plant keep power going sans crew? The movie was basically a nerd fantasy though, the geeky guy with no life survives zombies because of his rules, gets the girl and gets a kick ass wingman. One thing that really got me though, was Rule one. Not saying cardio is a bad idea, but Columbus was a shut-in WoW addict or survived on Code Red. How good of shape could he have really been in? I want to see the experiences that Columbus went through to get all of his rules too. I mean 17 was Don't be a hero, was he a part of other groups, or just make some up as he went?

Well, he did say that he was by himself for two months. And when he was walking through the town with Tallahassee, he talked about people and their mishaps. He probably thought about some rules as he passed by them.

As for Cardio, just because he was a shut in doesn't mean that he wasn't fit.

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Now the power issue, they never give us much of a time line on how long it'd been.

I think it's safe to assume that, judging by the condition of the roads, towns, and the fact that Columbus, Ohio had burned completely to the ground, sufficient time had passed for the world's power grid to have been offline.

Guys, don't dig too deep into the inconsistencies. This movie was not supposed to be a true-to-life example of a zombie outbreak. This was a comedy. IT was just supposed to make you laugh while some gore was splashed, and heads exploded.

Yes, there were things that would not, could not, and should not happen, but it's Hollywood.