"Well, sir, my name is Jordan Rivers, and these here are the Soggy Bottom Boys out of Cottonelia, Mississippi - Songs of Salvation to Salve the Soul. We hear you pay good money to sing into a can."

"Well, that all depends," mutters the man. "You boys do negro songs?"

Everett hesitates before answering.

"Sir, we are negroes. All except our accomp... uh, company... accumpli... uh, the fella that plays the guitar."

"Well, I don't record negro songs," says the radio station man. "I'm lookin' for some ol' timey material. Why, people just can't get enough of it since we started broadcastin' the Pappy O'Daniel Flour Hour. So, thanks for stoppin' by, but..."