Historic moment for Gaelic as further 2.2% fall in number of speakers confirms remarkable growth of language

"The remarkable growth of the language, evidenced by the further fall in speakers, cannot now be denied and is due in no small part to the blogging strategies developed by myself G Aotrom in my influential and acclaimed five-year plan, "Gaelic: Reversing into a Vibrant and Thriving Future".

"Further scrutiny of the numbers shows that the stunning resurgence of vibrant and indeed thriving Gaelic is spearheaded by the whopping 0.1% increase in satirical Gaelic blogs, and this is further confirmation if any were needed that our strategies are paying off".