Tranny Brooke Hogan to open for Girls Aloud

This better be a joke!!!!!
Her music "career" failed in the U.S., so now she's giving it a go in the U.K.!
On Friday, Brooke Hogan is scheduled to open for UK super girlgroup Girls Aloud at London's O2 Arena.
Why? Why???? WHY?
Girls Aloud is HUGE. They can pick almost anyone they want to open for them!
We just don't get it.
Why Brooke????
Maybe they were thinking: "If we get a really shitty opening act, everyone will love us THAT MUCH MORE when we go on."
Yeah, if they haven't walked out by then!
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