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Fine People of San Diego, It is with heavy hearts and flaccid man parts that we must announce Hickies & Dry Humps' FINAL adventure at El Dorado Cocktail Lounge. After throwing one of San Diego's favorite Friday night events for over two years we have been asked to relocate the festivities. We got broke up with basically - they gave us the whole "it's not you, it's us" type of deal. Remember that song "End Of The Road" by Boyz II Men? It's like that. But being the No Limit Soldiers that we are, we decided to throw one last special event at El Dorado to commemorate all the good times.

Friday, May 16th (aka tomorrow), will be the Hickies to end all Hickies! (Until we start at the new venue, of course.) Your favorite DJs Don't Go Jason Waterfalls and Saul Q will be doing their thing with help from a who's who of local DJs. The guest DJs will be playing a special "Blowout" set to help us say goodbye and there will also be a "special surprise" for everyone in attendance! We felt the flyer art above represented our feelings about tomorrow pretty well : At Chuck E Cheese it's cool to be a kid, but when you're older it's only fun 'cos of the cheap drinks and cardboard pizza that will undoubtedly give you uncontrollable, painful diarrhea the next day. That mix of yearning for yesteryear and the sadness of growing is up is how we feel about leaving El Dorado. We wanted to grow up so fast, but now we hate adulthood. It was tons of incredible fun while it lasted!

Next time you see a Hickies & Dry Humps flyer it will be telling you to go to a different spot. Don't worry though, ain't nothing changed but the address!

As you can see from the flyer above, starting in June, Quality Social will be the new home of Hickies & Dry Humps. The fine folks at El Dorado asked us politely to leave after we took a sledgehammer to their mom's television. The fine folks at Quality Social, knowing our reputation, invited us to their party to share in the good times! Like we said above, this is the same Hickies & Dry Humps you've grown to love, nothing but 90s all night! We just have a new location. So keep your eyes out for future flyers, but in the meantime, we'll see you guys tomorrow for our "last hurrah" at El Dorado! Dress appropriately, and by "appropriately" I mean dress how you normally would. See y'all there for the shenanigans!