Twitter Cops Fight Food-Based Twitter Offenses [video]

Here's "Twitter Cops," a hilarious send-up of the TV show COPS by Landline TV, where a group of vigilantes try to protect "people from posts that no one wants to read" that include "irreverant food offenses." After they break into some guy's house: "Are these your Cheetos? Are you writing about them on the internet? NO ONE CARES."

Later in the video, they raid Cafe Orwell in East Williamsburg, a supposed epicenter of pointless Twitter activity: "There are so many tweets, I could tell you the exact number of bagels that were bought there today, and I don't need to know that."