Mine

I'm preparing for a deposition while staying in a hotel on Michigan ave. in Chicago the next day. Its about 10:30 pm. Knock on door. I open to find the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. She hands me a bottle of scotch and says I've been sent by ...I say come in..she...I then...she gasps...I carefully...her reaction is astounding...she then...I.......another knock on the door.........................................never mind.