Sucklord

The Sucklord (of Suckadelic and bootleg toy fame) is bringing his delightfully odd and ugly collectibles back for another go-round with 10 new figures on Kickstarter. Series 1 came out last year, series 1.5 is out in various colors now, and series 2 is the one you can support on Kickstarter from the very nice people at DKE Toys. (Hi Dov!) Click here to see Revenge of S.U.C.K.L.E.

The flesh set is $25 shipped, with other colors and bonuses at various pledge levels. At least three of these figures should interest readers of sites like this one, with other oddities like a Bionic Carrot and a Creature from the Black Lagoon-adjacent military man seem like solid desk accessories. A short video is after the break, and you should probably not watch it at the office. Well, maybe you should, I don't know how laid-back your workplace is.

While somewhere in the realm of homage and parody, the Sucklord has debuted another SUCKLE figure on their Kickstarter updates for an upcoming series. Check out Crystal Pharaoh, which looks like something from ancient Egypt combined with a mask of some guy from a movie. He's due in series 2, promised to be on ye oldeKickstarter soon.

While not exactly official toys, it's worth noting that the Super Sucklord's S.U.C.K.L.E. Figures are arriving if you pledged to his Kickstarter. Distributed by DKE Toys, sculpted by George "OMFG" Gaspar, and based on various bootlegs made by the Sucklord, these may be the feelgood weirdo toy of the season. If you like the idea of Chippendale Stormtroopers or BobaFett helmets on guys in suits, you're going to want to see these.

The artist/customizer/bootlegger/creative person known as The Sucklord posted Suck Pizza. It looks a lot like Han Solo has been frozen inside a personal pizza, and will go on sale December 27 for $150. Click here for his tweet.