An Australian Mayor Is Pissed His City Has The Worst Christmas Tree In The World

Geelong, Australia, has the worst Christmas tree in the world, says the mayor of Geelong, Australia. The red-and-white monstrosity cost nearly $27,000 USD, apparently unbeknownst to Mayor Darryn “Goldfinger” Lyons, who upon viewing the festive beast, called it a “disgrace…It’s the worst Christmas tree in the world.”