Sunday, June 24, 2007

"Steve Austin, Eric Bischoff, Jimmy Hart, and Charles 'Godfather' Wright are all scheduled to appear on RAW tomorrow. The plan is to do a heavy comedy show in hopes of turning the fans around on the Mr. McMahon death angle."Yup. 'Cause when I think heavy comedy, I think those four.

Nah, really, "heavy comedy" was Stephanie McMahon feigning a mourning daughter; I bet, when Vince really dies, they'll be able to look back on lines like "I had to spend my first Father's Day without my dad," and laaauuugh.

Even funnier was when they were replaying this on Smackdown Friday, and HEAVILY edited out the boos from the audience during Stephanie's promo.

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