The previously released animated promotion for America’s lifeline, McDonald’s, has gotten a sequel, taking place one year after the first and attempting to convince watchers that a profitable career can be had by working at a minimum wage food services job – a sentiment not shared by anyone with half a brain.

McDonald’s Japan have recruited legendary comedian Dandy Sakano for a promotion in an attempt to boost their tragically low sales, revealing that one lucky buyer of chicken nuggets may discover an 18-karat gold nugget valued about $1,500 nestled in amongst the made-in-China goodness.

Fast food king McDonald’s – suffering from terrible mismanagement in its Japanese province – has now turned to the glory of anime as a means of promoting weight-boosting burgers, with the ad glorifying its minimum wage McJobs as best it can.

A man, coincidentally named Ronald Vikash Gander (27), and his 16-year-old girfriend together sold a teenage girl to five middle-aged men, recompensing her only with an occasional box of McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets.

A lady who attempted to order Chicken McNuggets at her local McDonald’s was shocked to discover they had run out, and felt she had no recourse but to summon police to the scene; with police already on the way assist her with this pressing crisis, she made three 911 calls, pleading for aid.

The dire straits she was in were summed up in her desperate 911 call, prompted by her failed attempt to order 10 McNuggets:

“This is an emergency, if I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one. This is an emergency.”