SOMBRERITOS VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Northern California medical marijuana grower Sam Canabowitz has been cultivating the plant to sell on California’s pot marketplace for six years. His strains are favored by enough distributors that he’s been able to start producing his own, unique, signature strains of the plant. This month, Canabowitz announced the arrival of his latest strain, and he’s named it after Attorney General Jeff Sessions.

“Sessions’ Kind Konfederate Kush will be available at your local dispensaries within the month,” Canabowitz told an interviewer for High Times Business, the marijuana trade edition of the popular marijuana magazine, “and we are quite excited about what the weed community will think of it.”

SKKK was bred to have certain strong psychoactive properties, to induce euphoria, and also to help those who ingest it have certain very specific side effects, which Canabowitz explained to investors and the marijuana media.

“In our clinical tests, SKKK has been shown to give patients extreme memory loss,” Canabowitz said, “but only if the memory pertains to Russia, Russians, or the Russian government. So that’s probably pretty handy for a few people at least, we’d think.”

Canabowitz then gave High Times Business a bullet point list of the other benefits and side effects of his new strain.

Patients reported a 99% higher chance of thinking they were living in the 19th century.