Twelfth Doctor

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"Winning? Is that what you FUCKIN think it’s about YOU TWO PIECE OF SHIT? I’m not trying to win! I’m not doing this because I want to beat someone! Because I hate someone, or because I want to fuck someone! It’s not because it’s fun. God don't knows it’s not because it’s easy! It’s not even because it works, because it hardly ever does! I do what I do because it’s FUCKIN RIGHT! Because it’s decent! And above all, it’s KIND. It’s just that. Just FUCKIN kind. Which you die for? Who i am, is where i stand, where i stand it's where i fall... FUCKITY BYE NOW!"

SHUT UP DO AS YOU ARE TOLDThe
Twelfth/Thirteenth/FourteenthDoctor was a commie played by Lord Pietro Capaldini. Also known as "The Scottish Third Doctor", David Twelvant, Literally Reddit: The Doctor and Malcolm Tucker: The Dalek Fucker.

History

The Twelfth Doctor began his reign by downing a bottle of Scotch and raping a dinosaur. He is operator as fuck and pushed Danny Splink in front of a car so he could have Clara all to himself.

After fucking Clara across all of time and space, the Twelfth Doctor encountered his arch-enemy, the Mattress, who had regenerated into a blanket. The Doctor called in his tin foil pal, CyberBrig, to help him defeat his FO:E.

The Twelfth Doctor then met Davos as a child and learned how to play guitar and started an epic rock band with Pancakes and Mattress. Afterwards he went to meet Davos as an adult and proceeded to steal his wheelchair and called him a "stain on society" and then punched him in the face and flew off.

Twelve and Clara landed in the Viking Era where they met Arya Stark and Odin. Twelve and Ayra beat the shit out of Odin and his robots while the vikings yelled "WORLD STA" and Clara filmed it on her smartphone. Twelve threatened to upload the video to worldstarhiphop unless he leaves and never comes back. Odin left never to return. Arya then had a heart attack and died but Twelve saved her and accidentally made her immortal because HE'S THE LORD OF FUCKING TIME AND HE CAN DO AS HE PLEASES.

Now on Gallifrey, Twelve heads for the high council angry and ready to BLOW THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE Twelve meets Rassilon and curb stomps the shit out of him and kicks him off Gallifrey. "I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now motherfucker. Put your fuckin' mouth on the curb."

He then tricks The General into helping him save Clara and fucks his shit up and when he realizes and tries to stop him. "I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine" Unfortunately Twelve got a bit too reckless and ended up wiping his memory of Clara.