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That stopid Donold Trumpt he whent on “some” Trip “somewear” and wile he “was” Gone Hillery she whent Back inta “the” Whity House and now It “is” hers like It shuld of Bin al allong only Trumpt he collided Whith the Russhins and cheeted Her out Of “it”!! We.ll Ha Ha Ha Trumpt! Gess the Joak it is “on” yiu! Turn yore back and Hillery she has took waht “is” rihghtfolly hers!!! She even brung Bill back inta the Whyt House whith her!

And i know “it” is True becose i seen it on the Inter Net!!!! She sended Out Chrismiss Gretings fromb The Wyhite House and thare “was” The Pixture and pixtures thay dont lye!!!

So hear at Collidge we holded “a” Big Celebbratchin and somboddy she “is” a Satinist she sayed “It “is” a Mearacal done by Satin!!! Hale satin!!”

Welll we lyke satinists butt reely sombtiymes Yiu “has” got to “carreck” themb and So The Commassar of our Stodent Soviet she ansurd this Satinist,, she “sayed” “We admyre Satin but come On “now” whoo neads Satin wehn yiu Got Hillery and Pressadint Obamma??” We “has al bin” preying to Pressadint Obamma to maik Hillery she be the Pressadint and gess waht,-, he Came Thruogh”!!!!!

Now thay has to ketch Trumpt and extracute himb and “his” fambly befour thay Can “maik” enny more Trubble!!

Who does she think she is–King Arthur? Carted off to Avalon to heal the wounds she suffered in losing to Donald Trump in 2016, and maybe sober up after some serious Election Night potations. The Once and Future President. Except she hasn’t yet managed the “once” part.

Maybe an asteroid strike would be a bigger calamity for America than a Hillary Clinton presidency, but it’d have to be a big one.

Democrats just can’t wait to get their power back and junk the Constitution.

Uh, perfesser, what was supposed to happen after you shot yourself? The president resigns because he doesn’t what you to shoot yourself in the other arm? We keep holding the election over and over again until your side wins? How did you expect to influence current events, or change history, by doing this? I mean, really, what was the flaming point of shooting yourself in the arm? (Please don’t tell me he aimed at his head and missed!)

And for all the public money we pour into the colleges, we must be almost as crazy as he is.

Why? Because Donald Trump won, and he’s “a racist.” And he’s destroying an “American democracy” that does not exist and never did: our Constitution guarantees us a republican form of government, not a democracy. Our founders read Polybius.

Of course, it would require a constitutional amendment to replace the electoral college with a straight popular vote. You don’t “just do it.” But I don’t think Democrats know that.

Without the electoral college, every presidential election would be dominated by Far Left crazy states California and New York; and a regular injection of illegal alien votes would ensure a perpetual Democrat presidency. Can’t have any of those voter ID laws, etc. That would be racist.

The electoral college protects America from being hijacked by a handful of states with big populations. It has always protected us from that. “Democracy,” Polybius wrote, never fails to degenerate, first into mob rule, finally into dictatorship. Sort of like what happened in Venezuela.

If you love your country, don’t even think about voting for a Democrat.

Democrat Senators have been reduced to calling fictional characters to testify against Judge Brett Kavanagh’s appointment to the Supreme Court. Already heard as witnesses against Kavanagh have been Captain Ahab, Betty and Veronica, and Tristram Shandy. But the star so far has been Constable Chumley of Scurveyshire, from Violet Crepuscular’s epic romance, Oy, Rodney.

Asked by Senator Corey “Spartacus” Booker (D-Parallel Universe) whether Judge Kavanagh had ever harassed or molested any country maids in Scurveyshire during the reign of Queen Victoria, Constable Chumley answered vigorously–well, at least as vigorously as any fictional character can manage.

“Ooh, yeye, thar’ wee no thrickin’ bawn a-tall!” The Constable nods for emphasis. “I delly, footh, ’twas mair yon Kavanagh thoo’ briggle!” He went on in this vein for 90 minutes, no one daring to interrupt him.

The next witness, Ms. Violet Crepuscular herself, testified, “My feelings are the same as Constable Chumley’s.”

TOMORROW: Democrat Senators to call on characters from books and stories that haven’t been written yet.

Anyhow, blabs Todd, it’s time for the media to “fight back” against “the campaign to destroy the legitimacy of the American news media,” because the “hatred was artificially stoked” (we’re supposed to love them!) by “exploiting the fears of older white people” who are just too ignorant and deplorable to reward the noozies with their due degree of veneration, etc. There’s a limit to how much of this bilge I can read on a hot day. Note they never miss a chance to play the race card.

Anyone who portrays Hillary Clinton as honest doesn’t deserve to be listened to. Not for a minute.

They still cling bitterly, as former President *Batteries Not Included would say, to their core belief that the natural default position of any sane human being is Far Left crazy, and that’s where we’d all be if it weren’t for Fox News and Lex Luthor or some other super-villain tricking us into being conservatives.

Did he wake up thinking he lives in Bolivia in 1908? Uh, dude, this is the United States of America and we don’t do that “take over” thing here. As badly as he might want America to be a Third World country, it isn’t. We don’t go in for coups d’etat, short-lived military juntas, firing squads, and all the rest of that cool progressive stuff.

Well, at least his remarks show us how Democrats are thinking, if that’s the word for it, and what they’d like to do if they ever got a chance to do it.

America cannot be great again until the Democrat Party is put out of business. Permanently.

Browsing around assorted news stories this weekend, and reading the comments from assorted readers, I think I have to say that Democrats are now wedded to the Russian Collusion Myth: that is, Hillary Clinton is the rightful president–yeesh, the Once and Future President, if you will–but she was cheated out of it by Donald Trump’s “collusion” with the Russians. It has been added to their scriptures, along with some verses declaring that no illegal aliens voted for Hillary, not even in California or Chicago.

Go ahead, ask them what form the Great Collusion took. Like, what did the Russians actually do? Government investigators swear there was no tampering with the voting machines and not a single vote was changed, or in any way affected, by anything “the Russians,” whoever they were, did. What did “the Russians” do, to cheat Hillary out of the presidency? And why would they not want to deal with a corrupt politician–that would be Hillary–whose cooperation they already knew to be always on sale? A big enough donation to the Clinton Foundation, and you get the nuclear launch codes. If anything, Russian bad guys would have wanted Hillary to be president!

But the Democrats sit down by the waters of the Potomac and weep. It’s so unfair! It was Her Turn to be president! Her turn! She simply could not have lost without all that Russian cheating!

I’m old enough to notice that Democrats never got this upset about Russian tanks rolling into Hungary.

It remains to be seen whether their faith in Her Turn is strong enough to move them to nominate Hillary again. Once more into the breach, dear friends! This time it’ll work! This time we’ll keep the Russians out, and this time she will win!

Really, I must object! It’s not fair to satirists that she should satirize herself. Our job is hard enough without leftids making fools of themselves before we can show them up as fools.

Meanwhile, Hillary shared her thoughts on the 2016 presidential election, attributing her defeat to “old fashioned sexism and a refusal to accept the equality of women” on the voters’ part. “You sexist morons! You deplorables! How could you have been so freakin’ stupid?” Etc. Winning the hearts and minds of the electorate… by spitting venom at them.

This, according to one of the scream-a-thon’s organizers, is because President Trump “has attacked everything about what it means to be an American.” You know, those good old American standbys–Mom, apple pie, coming here illegally and getting lots of free stuff, having your sex organs chopped off so you can say you’re something else, abortion, and all the rest of that Democrat paradise.

You’ve got to hand it to them, though. Brilliant idea! Scream their way into your heart. One look at them, and you’ll instantly realize what a hideous error you made in not voting for Hillary–and more than once, if you could swing it–and how awful it is that she isn’t our nation’s leader.