She lives, if only by clinging to her thing string of sanity with desperation and sheer force of will!

1/9/2015: Wow. It's been forever since I was last on here. o.o In all honesty, things have been so busy for the past few years that I've completely let Fanfiction slip from my mind. :/ While I can guarantee that I'm not happy about it, I cannot guarantee that long pauses won't happen again. I'm not entirely sure if people still read my stuff, honestly. XD But, I'm going to be taking down most of my stories in order to fix them up, because looking at them now, I'm kind of nauseous from some of what I wrote. I'll keep some of the ones that I've already got mostly set up and in good-ish shape and just continue them(though my writing will probably have changed since my last update). Either way, I'll be basically rebooting my stuff. The good news in all of this? I'm finally going to graduate high school and things will hopefully calm down once I do. But Life tends to do what it wants, so hey. After all, lle ere' kuila ero.

With the dragon-sickness clouding his mind, Thorin locks Bilbo in a chest before the battle. He survives to rue his actions - but making amends is not easy, when political ambitions complicate the already tense situation.

Bilbo has been planning to kill himself for a while. However, he wants to go out with a big bang and not just a common death. Cue Gandalf and his invitation to a dangerous adventure that will surely give him an opportunity to die in a lot of interesting ways. Now, if only those bothersome dwarves stop saving him at every attempt . . . Full prompt inside. Half serious, half not

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

AU — In another lifetime, it is the Shire that is attacked and stolen by a dragon for reasons unknown. Years later, Bilbo Baggins embarks on a journey to Erebor in a desperate attempt to find aid in reclaiming his homeland. But once there, he finds that taking on a dragon will be the least of his concerns as he struggles through conspiracies and the King Under the Mountain.

In the several millennia he had existed Loki Odinson, Norse God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things, he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before, in his thousands of years of existence had he been a loving father, but all it took was a single glance at the perfect little creature before him and knew, he was gone.

Perfect. Inject him with serum number nine." The man with the black hair scratched his chin and looked at the male in the bed. "Study his reactions and report back to me with the results." "Yes sir." "And Kabuto, don't let him escape this time."

At five years old, Naruto unleashes the Kyuubi's chakra and slaughters the mob that attempted to kill him. Having little choice, Hiruzen Sarutobi, the Sandaime Hokage, takes in Naruto and trains him. Will the Yondaime legacy become the next 'God?

A woman bound by fate. A life intertwined with those who come in the name of Shinobi of whom she spurned. Was the price of being true to a birth right too steep? Or was blending with those she could never understand the answer to her plight? AU

Gurg had always worked hard to be the best orc he could be. He barely ever forgot to brush his warg before going into battle, and he always made sure his blades were sharp. Whenever he thought of dwarves, men, or elves, he felt a deep and bitter hatred. He was prepared to die if his leader asked. He only feared one thing: hobbits.

At 30 years old, Harry doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. Wherein Harry raises his younger self, dances the political dance with Death Eaters and a resurrected Tom Riddle, and searches for a way to stop the destruction of the magical world. OldHP/TMR.

When Gandalf travels to the Shire to see about getting that burglar, he finds something entirely unexpected. Bilbo Baggins is not what it says on the tin and it confuses everyone. Rating may go up. Bagginshield / Nwalin.

Loki wasn't the only Jotun Odin took from Jotunheim that fateful night. Meet Harald Odinson, charismatic older brother of Thor and Loki, until disaster strikes, and he's reincarnated as a newborn babe with the name Harry James Potter. Years later, the three brothers reunite, old romances bloom, and reformations occur in order to better the world as the brothers know it.

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

Thranduil captures Thorin alone and interrogates him in this alternate take on the Mirkwood dungeons. Believing that the company is dead, and subjected to drugs and other forms of torment, Thorin comes face to face with the darkest side of himself. (Dark fic, pairings include Thorin/Bilbo and Thorin/Thranduil. Please heed all warnings)

Sequel to Hidden Love! Sasuke has been accepted to an art school that is his dream to go but Sakura had just found out that she is pregnant. Can Sasuke put up dealing with a pregnant Sakura, a hyper young boy and going to school all at the same time?

It seemed so harmless at the beginning – get to know the future Consort, make sure that he will not become one, for there are others far more suitable than some hobbit from Shire. Or rather - Valar save them all from those who have good intentions. FULL A/N INSIDE. AU. Read progress updates on nefindahouseDOTwordpressDOTcom , if interested on what's going on with the story.

A tale of when a young Aragorn, only sixteen, met Legolas for the first time in his life. Takes place far before the war that would be fought, and the battles they would end up fighting together, and tells the story of the beginning of the deep friendship between a man and an elf.

No power in the world could destroy the curse Maleficent placed on Aurora...so she had to find another solution. Now, Diaval and the princess, with a bit of help, must fix the mess left behind. Diavicent. Philora. Diaval and Aurora friendship.

Oxygen. An element. Literally, everyone needs it and most take it for granted. Figuratively, some need it more than others. A Warren/Will slash. Rated M for swearing, violence and intensely intimate themes...Wipe that drool off of your chin.

Ori knew that his only task is to get married to the person they picked for him, as he was the only one available - with the much needed drop of royal blood while not beeing close enough to the monarchs to be considered one of them. But this... this was unexpected. He was marrying a woman. Fem!Bilbo/Ori.

Bilba Baggins' adventure was not quite what she expected. It wasn't like the stories her grandfather had told her, or the tales in her father's books. Her hero was not always the most valiant, his companions were not all white knights, and she certainly wasn't some damsel in distress. [fem!Bilbo genderswap, Bagginshield]

What do jello shots, vodka, and tequila have in common? They've all been consumed by Sena, Hiruma, and Agon sometime in the past day to week. When enough alcohol is consumed to cause a person to black out, well sometimes unplanned events occur. And dealing with a massive hangover comes second to figuring out exactly what did happen.

'Now, he had a month to prepare for 13 dwarves and an extremely meddlesome wizard. Blessings of the One go with him indeed. He was going to need it.' Bilbo Baggins wakes in Bag End with a second chance to live his life, and he plans to do it right this time. And maybe woo a stubborn dwarf king while he's at it. Bagginshield, Time Travel, Fix-it fic.

When Harry and Ginny decide to go back in time, they use Kreacher as their willing sacrifice. Except, erasing Kreacher from existence changes more then they thought. Now Harry creates his own Dark Order while maneuvering around Death Eaters, Dumbledore, and a strangely sane Voldemort. DarkLord!Harry, Dark!Ginny. Eventual HP/DM.

The journey of your life is never taken alone. For Bilbo, this was true. It wasn't just him and the dwarves and Gandalf for that long adventure to Erebor. It was his childhood friends, with their own stories and history to fill the world with tales. Watch, and see how a few more hobbits can make all the difference you need. Rating may go up. Many OC/Dwarf romances.

This certainly wasn't how Fili wanted to wake up after the first night he got to spend with Bella, after all those months of pining, wasted chances and too close brushes with death, many of those happening because of his uncle Thorin. He loved his uncle, but Mahal's Forge, could that man keep his voice down for at least five seconds?

Hobbits have a hidden ability- when they cry, their single tear crystallizes into a colored gem. Bilbo hasn't felt emotion since the death of his parents decades ago, but being dragged on the quest and thrust into close contact with thirteen dwarves has awakened his emotions with a vengeance. Can he keep his secret from those he's becoming close to? Very slow build Thorin/Bilbo.

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

Haruhi was tired of being the one everyone pulled a prank on. This time it's her turn. With the help of her guests, Renge and the entire student body, Haruhi will play the prank of a lifetime. Haruhi/Hosts Friendship and Flirting. Re-written March 2014

A young girl with the powers of a miko leaves the family shrine in Pallet Town to go on a journey of discovery, and she's going to discover it with her 'mon at her side. Don't own. Inspired by YoukaiYume's picture on Deviant Art: "SessKag: I Choose You"

Thorin's things start to go missing, and then Bilbo, too. But it's okay, Gandalf can explain. AU after tBoFA. Contains future Bagginshield and is an answer to prompt #12 on Pirateking's prompt post at ao3.

Bilbo/Thorin. One-shot. Loose fill for prompt: 'A dragon lights a fire in your heart. Will it consume you or give you energy' Thorin's had few obsessions in his life, and they've been all consuming for him. Bilbo is no exception.

Bella (fem!Bilbo) has a secret from Thorin. Don't worry though, it's a happy secret (she hopes) and she is going to tell him. Won't he be surprised! Title comes from the quote: "For all hobbits shared a love of things that grow". This is past BotFA, everyone lived and Erebor is theirs. Established Bagginshield.

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.

While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.

Bilbo enjoys his quiet existence as a librarian, with a good job and a nice house. If his love life is a little lacking, well, he doesn't let it bother him. But the sudden arrival of an old family friend throws a definite spanner in the works and suddenly Bilbo's got a boyfriend and is on his way to meet the in-laws. Unfortunately, nothing is ever easy for Bilbo Baggins.

What if gold fever in dwarves was like chicken pox in humans, where pretty much everyone gets it? If that's the case, then most of the movie!company were too young to have experienced it when Erebor fell... but what would happen when they retook the mountain and were exposed to all that gold for the first time? Chaos ensues... Includes insane dwarves and an exasperated hobbit.

It was just a crush. Her Tookish side acting up again, as one's arthritis might. And anyway, she was much too old to be having crushes on anyone, not to mention a moody sod of a Dwarrow whose cheek muscles would probably catch fire if he ever tried to smile. [Bagginshield][Fem!Bilbo]

Dain misunderstands Thorin's order to "take care of Bilbo Baggins" and tries to execute Bilbo. Bilbo manages to escape and runs for his life, unaware that the dwarves after him are trying to apologize to him, not kill him. *This is the slash version (Thorin/Bilbo), the differences between the gen&slash version (begin to) become notable in the chapter 5.*

Bilbo is sick and tired of adventures. He is also sick and tired of Thorin being an ass. Gandalf notices, and, in his usual twinkly way, sets about making things right. Except, his definition of "right" may involve a little more romance than Bilbo had been counting on. But, by the time he finds this out, it's already much too late. Or the one where Gandalf plays matchmaker.

Slight crossover with Tangled. Explanation for why I made Bilbo a girl can be found in the A/N. This is a story about a hobbit named Bella (to us known more as Bilbo), and how she ensured that the entire company survived the BoFA. And what happens then?

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

CH.5: SASUSAKU-Home. Sakura reflects on the aftermath of war with a midnight swim in the lake and is joined by the one person she had build walls to keep out. Will she be able to find the healing her heart sorely needs? - LEMONAID is now a collection of SasuSaku/ItaSaku anthology oneshots. -

Thorin is given another chance to live through the quest to reclaim Erebor. Perhaps this time he will live to see Erebor in her full glory instead of dying prematurely on a battlefield. Thorin/fem!Bilbo hurt!Thorin

The summer before fourth year, Harry, Hermione, and Sirius live together in wizarding France. The impact of all they learn there becomes clear when Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Intelligent!Submissive!Harry. Cultured!Submissive!Hermione. Mature!Lord!Sirius. DM/HP. VK/HG. Traditional Courtship, Some Politics, Some Action, Evil Voldemort, Manipulative Dumbledore.

Three years after the Fourth Shinobi War the world is at peace. Determined to win Naruto's heart, Hinata lives with the goal of finding Uchiha Saske and bringing him back to Konoha. What she will find though, is quite unexpected...

He knew that smile which he'd kill to see again, that laugh he'd kill to hear again, that attitude he'd once considered disgraceful. Though he didn't know it when he'd brought the child who had them now home with him, it would be through that child that his son would be returned to him.

For the sake of an important agreement between Thorin and a visiting dwarven lord, Bilbo fails to tell Thorin that he is being harassed by the dwarf lord's son. AU: everyone lives, Thilbo slash. Xenophobia.

Sena is a perfectly normal,if shy,young girl.Until one day she wakes up from a dream: a dream where she was male,and fast,and went by the name Eyeshield 21.But Sena isn't even in High School yet.It was just a dream...right? FemSena time travel sort of

Eight-year-old Sasuke is a broken soul. Eight-year-old Naruto is a hated demon-carrier. Eight-year-old Sakura is a bright girl whose parents are killed unexpectedly in a house fire. They meet as three orphans desperate to become the strongest of ninja and in the process find a new family. Gen.

Full title: A Study in the Courting Rituals of Adolescent American Footballers. Collection of independent fanfics about the various methods of courting undertaken by various players to capture the attention of Sena. All fanfics: Male/Sena.

After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito. AU in which Obito had the temerity to go and die at thirteen before Madara dug his claws into him amongst other things...

It has been three years since Team 7 broke apart and each member went their own way. Now, the Akatsuki are on the move, as is Orochimaru, and things become more complicated as problems at home arise and threaten to distract everyone from their duties at a most critical time. Sequel to First Try: Team 7

Thorin wishes to protect Bilbo, but Bilbo can take care of himself just fine, thank you very much. Bilbo/Thorin slash, AU in which none of our lovely dwarves die during the whole Smaug ordeal. The fic is currently being betad by wonderful NoteMyGrin. (Original fic title "Hiding, Hiding Under Your Nose")

Hobbits have a defense mechanism that takes effect when they grow weak and cold. Bilbo recognizes as it begins to take hold of him during the journey to Erebor. For a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme. Thorin/Bilbo

After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.

What should have been a simple C-rank mission to deliver a scroll to Tea Country so a certain pink haired medic could take a break from a tedious hospital schedule became anything but. All within the breath of a moment everything changed.

Hobbits on average eat six, sometimes seven meals a day. Bilbo struggles with eating drastically less than this while on the journey to Erebor and at the same time does not wish to show his weakness. Thorin/Bilbo, Starvation, Hurt/Comfort, Angst.

The Yule Ball did not go well, so Dobby decides to use ancient elf magic to create another Christmastide ball for Harry and his friends. But elf magic is a dangerous thing - you may get exactly what you wish for. Harry/Tom romance.

Sequel to The Devil's Whisper-Sakura Haruno is romantically involved with Gaara Sabaku, who now runs the Suna Asylum with Sasori, the International Board of Mental Health is throwing a fit, and several very dangerous criminals are on the loose.

During a class trip to the Ministry of Magic, 16 year old Tom Riddle steals a time turner on a whim. He arrives at Hogwarts in 1996 and meets a boy named Harry. Can Tom help Harry conquer the mysterious Dark Lord who threatens his world? TR/HP slash. Two-shot.

We've all read it,right?The famous Seme Handbook,bringing us rules such as, "If you can't make your uke come by just licking his a** then you suck in bed."The Semes try master all the guidelines when Akihiko stumbles upon the Handbook...

COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR

Sunday mornings are almost always routine for Sena and Shin. But unfortunately something odd is in the air causing a supernatural event to forever alter the relationship between these two football players! Dare to find out? shinxsena

Different drabbles about Sena being paired with someone going through the alphabet, titles change to be either names or words. Some crack pairings and it's all yaoi or M/M, now rated M! Also, I don't own any of these characters.

oneshot, complete, don't own. Harry likes to get lost in a good book, but someone else just wants him to get lost. A bit of magic and Harry suddenly realises new meaning in that phrase. Well, at least he's making friends... HxL implied

A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.

Kimimaro is found, near death, by ANBU and taken back to Konoha to try and acquire the secrets of his bloodline. But, with Tsunade as the new Hokage, things may change for him. KimimaroxSakura Epilogue added! Epilogue-Epilogue Added!

When a spell throws Bankotsu and Kagome into a marriage-or-death predicament, the Inutachi and Shichinintai are forced to form an alliance. What happens when dark secrets from Bankotsu's past come into play? B&K FE.

If you asked Kunimitsu Tezuka who his favourite person was, he would say Syusuke Fuji. If you asked him to list the most significant moments with said person, Tezuka could give you thirty off the top of his head. He loves him, after all. PERFECT PAIR.

Kagome has been travelling into the past for longer than almost anybody knows, and the reason it happened the first time is very different. Of course, this changes the way things go... don't own, oneshot, complete. SessxKag

Sakura likes Sasuke but doesn't bother to try and even get him since he seems to really hate her. She's even more convinced he hates her when she catches him watching her with this weird look in his eyes but is this really the case?

Harry travels back to 1942 in order to kill the 16 year old Tom Riddle. But apparently, someone else had the same idea. Who is the mysterious Arcturus Black? And why is he kissing Riddle? SLASH HP/TR and...?

Konoha is on its way to recovery with Kakashi at the helm. Sakura thinks that she's getting back on track with her life. Until Itachi walks back into Konoha, a free man. One secret had once torn them apart. What about the other? Sequel to The Lost One.

Jou is beta testing a new VR game for Kaiba Corp. That's the bad thing about beta testing anything. Who knows what can go wrong! At least wrong for Jou. To a certain CEO, this could be the chance of a lifetime. E. Hypnosis, yaoi, NC-17.

BL/Mature. Historical AU/drama/romance. Early 1800s, in Kyoto's glittering flower and willow world, a star crossed romance sparks between a virtuous samurai and the city's fairest courtesan. UPDATE: ALL PARTS REPOSTED WITH NOTES, PLUS THE TWO ADDENDA.

Vernon can learn to be decent, all it takes is the death of the Boy-Who-Lived and several decades to see the consequences unfold. Vernon goes back to prevent 8 year-old Harry from dying in a fire that Petunia set intending to get the boy into trouble.

Sakura and S-rank criminal Uchiha Itachi accidentally switch bodies due to a mishap in a battle. Will they destroy each other, or will this bring them closer together? SakuraxItachi, rated M for POSSIBLE later lemons. Slight humor.

When Sousuke ruins Kaname's day, and her workplace, he is roped into working with her at the cafe for a month. But the owner turns it into a cosplay cafe, and the pair must do their job in costume and in character! Just how much might go wrong?

Tezuka, young yet successful in his career, sees inheriting his uncle's estate as but another part of his duties. But the heirloom he receives along with the fortune goes beyond his anticipation... TezuFuji, AU.

Sakura is a quiet girl in school. She's a sweet girl to her teachers, although they can not believe that she is a part of a gang, Akatsuki. They also don't know what happens at home, will they find out what's Hidden In The Music, before it's too late?

What if when Ed was 7 and Al was 6 Ed was kidnapped and raised by the homunculi accidently forgetting his family. And what if Al fell in love with one of homunculi's human friends? Will Al and Ed meet again? Will AL and this girl be together? EdWin AlxOc

It's Christmas time in the Akatsuki and Sasori notices a certain gaki hasn't been bothering him, so he goes to investigate, only to find that he'd been passing out presents all day. But what happens when Dei gives him a present? Saso/Dei YAOI One-Shot

Len and Rin were born for selfish reasons. Being innocent and oblivious for too long was something that they couldn't afford. Where had it all gone wrong? They were two wretched twins born to an evil and unfair fate. A princess and her servant.

Ike arrives as the newest fighter in the famous Brawl tournament. Becoming best friends with a hero named Link, he finds himself falling for the Hylian. But when Ike is unable to restrain his passion one night, just how will Link respond? Ike x Link!

A mysterious force causes Fakir to believe himself the legendary Lohengrin. With Mytho and Rue called back to their kingdom, Ahiru and Autor are on their own as they fight to restore Fakir's true memories and his knowledge of them.

Silence is the voice of time, it speaks to you in a language without words. You must listen in order to hear it. You must watch in order to see it. You must be still in order to feel it. And then you must understand it if you wish to embrace it. SessxKag

Skin as pale as sandstone and smooth as marble slid against Lee's callous roughened fingertips. It was like warm, living silk unmarred by the ravages of battle and housing a power far greater than Lee could hope to comprehend. GaaLeeGaa

A year has passed since the union of the Prince and his Lady. With Naraku still at large and youkai vying for power, will there ever be peace for the West? It will take some powerful friends and careful planning for them to have their happy ending.

Sesshomaru Takahashi always gets what he wants. But when a comment from a friend pushes him to find a relationship, can he overcome his own attitude enough to charm a spitfire of a girl into being his? It won't be easy that's for sure...

Part 3 of Trilogy, Semi-feudal era. With time set in a never-ending forward flow comes the duties of a lord--duties that if he could thrown away, he would have. He wished life was as simple as when he had been a child. AtoJi, Dirty, Silver

A retelling of Beauty and the Beast. Tohru -Belle- becomes a prisoner of the hideous beast, Kyo, who is under a powerful curse with rest rest of his family. Can Tohru break the curse before it becomes permanent? T/K. COMPLETE

Now that the Void card has stolen Syaoran's emotions, what will Sakura do? And it seems that the card has another trick up her sleeve. Will Sakura be able to find the strength to help save Syaoran in time when her source of strength has forgotten her? AU

When Berri has to stand in for Ichigo's usual psychologist, she gets a tale of the past week's events with more than she bargained for. At least she likes a love story. RxI, entry for animejuliet's RxI competition!

Inuyasha comes of age and discovers that he's got a hell of a problem. He's an uke: a male slated to be mated to another male. And all hell breaks loose when Sesshoumaru finds out. Sessh/Inu humor, angst, lemon, lang.

Naruto AU. Sakura Haruno a normal girl with a normal life, but that all suddenly turns around with one simple shattered white and gold vase. Now with a debt of 4 million yen and seven beautiful men, what's a girl to do?

Before anything else, Agon is a leg man. Well, he’s in for one heck of a surprise. Agon/Sena! If you don't like Shonen-ai, congratulations, don't read this. Oh, this is a Kirskipkat prompt by the way. Part Two and Three also added

Summary: What if you would stumble upon a starving vampire on your way home one night? Would you let yourself be hypnotized by his intense golden gaze and his unearthly beauty? “What is this? I can’t seem to look away."

Juugo looked to me when he put the last box into the trunk. "You sure you don't want to talk to her?" "I'm sure. I have nothing to say to her anyway." Juugo scowled. "Sasuke! You can't keep doing this!" SasuSaku

The Inners are dared by Haruka to stake out for one night in Mamoru's closet. Never ones to be labelled 'chicken', they accept. Unfortunately, the four find themselves in an awkward position when Usagi shows up with naughty intentions and they're stuck...

Sasuke is being blackmailed by Karin, forcing him to break up with Sakura. What Sasuke doesn't know is that Sakura is now pregnant with his child but instead of telling Sasuke the truth, she tells everyone that the child belongs to their friend Sai.

Mischievous red-heads, Stoic blondes, Temperamental brunettes and raging hormones. Cram the former into a strict school, add some sodomy and you’ve got an orgy of rainbow-humping fairy’s trying to be bad-asses. High School’s never looked so good.

When the final battle leaves Kagome broken hearted, she is sent to her time with the well permanently sealed. How will she react to the discovery that the ruthless mercenary leader is in her time and that he's originally from her time? Ban/Kag

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

When Hawkeye books Mustang a hypnotherapy session, Edward takes it upon himself to bribe the hypnotist. But when the hypnotist goes one step too far, what started out as a joke could turn deadly serious. Rated for language and mild sexual themes.

A fire claims the village's school and Naruto takes it upon himself to find a way to get the money so they can start to rebuild. An auction sounds like a good idea. And the item to be auctioned off? Why, its Naruto!

15 years has passed since he left Konoha. While in a village market he finds himself in a small shop were an old woman gives him a special stone that is meant to give someone a view at a life they could have had.....SasukeXSaukra......Lemons....

Sakura is a Psychiatrist for a mental hospital for the Konoha Hospital who then gets moved to her dream job in the Suna Hospital for the Criminally Insane to take care of a very dangerous patient named Gaara. WARNING! Sasuke bashing!

A belated birthday pressie for Kakashi. Iruka has something very saucy in mind for his lover but little did he know how far the variables of an experiment could be pushed. And by golly did Kakashi push them! KakaIru and rated M for a reason.

Naruto loses control.With no options left,Tsunade orders Sakura to help recede the Kyuubi. The effect leaves her comatose for a year. When she awakes she must deal with the changes that have occurred – starting with the return of a specific Uchiha.SasuSak

Darien and Serena were sure that they couldn't stand each other... until someone brought up the idea of drunken Twister at a party. Some compromising situations have them questioning what they always believed to be a hate-hate relationship.

PART 3! Tezuka has survived monstrous plants and the raging hormones of his teammates, and has effectively banned Inui's juices from wreaking anymore havoc on him! But when Tezuka accidentally drinks the juice himself, just what could possibly go wrong?

Everything she had was destroyed, her life hanging by a thread held by an indifferent Prince. But his amusement comes with a price when Darien's formidable rage is met with Serena's cold, bitter hatred.

What's a poor Chrono to do when he has back problems, an untold declaration of love to make, and a fast approchating heat? With three girls taking care of him, will he be able to tell his feelings, or will his crush have to guess them?

AU. Shin's a feral child who has just recently been found. Sena's an average stable boy, but after a peculiar set of events he ends up being the only one who can keep Shin calm. A strong bond forms between them, but someone wants them separated. Shin/Sena

He fell into a fountain, was publicly humiliated, couldn't breathe through his nose, puked hell knows how many times, had to swallow the most disgusting substance on the planet, and endured Ahiru straddling his lap. Yes, Fakir had a fever. FxA Fluff

When Naruto returns from a mission he receives a ‘gift’ from the girl he was sent to bodyguard. The gift you ask? Well, let’s just say that Sasuke better start believing in hypnosis real soon, because Naruto’s looking for a test subject. Please REVIEW!

Prince Siegfried is dying. And in the midst of Fakir's grief, the former knight finds himself bullied by Mytho at swordpoint into busting the Prince out of his castle to live it up and tie some loose ends...

Set after "Reunion," the sequel to "The Sands of Time". Sakura looks over some old photos that'd been taken over the few years she lived with Gaara in Konoha. She looks back over the fond memories. GaaraxSakura. This may be a one-shot. Rated M just in cas

Some dream of beautiful, flawless jewels and usually someday is given an expensive token of appreciation from their beloved. But one little pink haired trickster steals said jewels from those unaware... Beware she who is blessed by the Trickster god.

According to the Security Guard Code of Ethics, Syaoran's responsibility is to protect all employees in the cafe, including the pretty top sales associate, Sakura Kinomoto. Yet, Syaoran committed the worst crime of all when he stole...her heart! SS! RR!

Once upon a time there was a woman who was nothing more than a blacksmith’s daughter. And none matched the ferocity of her spirit once the hilt of a blade was held within her grasp. An arrogant, cocky, self-assured dragon prince was certainly no exception

She was attracted to him. More so than any other man she'd ever met. But why? She didn't like him, he didn't like her, and that's the way it was supposed to be. SesshomaruxKagome. Rated M for potty-mouths and suggestive thoughts. LEMON IN LATER CHAPTERS.

DracoHarry A very different Harry is catapulted into the world where he has no parents and Voldemort is not truly dead. With no way back to his own timeline, he sets out to completely destroy the other Harry's life.

HarryDraco In his second most brilliant plot to date, Lord Voldemort decides to take matters into his own hands and forcefully mold Harry Potter from an enemy to an ally. With no memory of his life before his transformation, Harry asks for only one thing

Something is wrong with the well, instead of sending Kagome 500 years in the past, it sends her farther back. Read as she goes through different time periods, and changes everything she knows. OOC. Bankotsu/Kagome

One-Shot. Post anime. Fakir is trying to use his powers to make Ahiru human again, but it's not working. Then Drosselmeyer arrives and Fakir asks for his help. But will the psychotic writer help his descendant, or leave the story in tragedy? COMPLETE

Shin Seijuro is prone to breaking things, but after witnessing him break a phone by being too careful his mother can’t help but think that the boy on the other end must mean a lot to him. Shin/Sena. One-Shot.

A sweet smell of apples and cinnamon tempt and taunt Sesshoumaru’s senses and have been for quite some time. Sesshoumaru goes into a strong heat, stronger than any other. What happens when Sesshoumaru’s beast gets goes after the scent?

I am yours to command, were the words Tohru heard coming from the ice prince, Yuki Sohma that Hana and Uo just happened to win at the school auction. A crazy week, a wacky family curse and trying to find love in between what more could she ask for?

It all began with a minty fortune cookie. That and a broken heart, a buisness deal gone bad, and Kagome literally running into a tall silver haired stranger whose half brother she had, acidentally, entranced earlier that day. SessXKagXInu and MirXSan R&R

Please just this one little favor? Serena needed a tiny favor. She needed some pointers on how to get a guy without appearing pathetic and who to ask but her enemy, Darien. Darien never realized saying yes put him in a whole lot of trouble. Complete

UsagiRubius. Brainwashed by an attack from a youma, Usagi finds herself lured into Wise Man's plan to control the universe. While working on destroying the sailor senshi, she falls in love with Rubius, however, Wise Man secretly plans to destory them all.

And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers

High school will never be the same when hot-headed Serena challenges the best athlete at school in a competition of will,wits and strength. Tempers flare, jealously rears it's ugly head and life is one big unpredictable roller coaster in a teenage world.

There are infinite universes, created from the choices people make and don't make. Sakura and Naruto are sent to a very familiar Alternaverse, chibi-Tsunade, a dropout Itachi, and...is that a pink Sasuke!

Sesshoumaru, not wanting to fall to love the way his brother and comrades had, has taken his heart and sealed it away. What is he to do when he has to have heirs, and the girl he's having them with demands that he give her his heart or else?

Sakura...Sasuke. The shinobi worlds most favorite people to tease. What'll happen when the Kazekage, Hokage, and Orochimaru for a temporary allegiance to get these two together? One room, two days, and only one bed. Let's watch the chaos! Romance later.