It's episode sixty nine and the boys are making the most of this
most puerile of numbers. They discuss a nudist pop-up restaurant,
caramel on your balls, and having sex with mermaids. James recites
a gross recipe and says 'delicious' a lot. Sam reads the weekly
mail-out from a Chichester restaurant. What would you lie amongst,
nude? Do you want Chicken Tonight? And what day is your Dolmio
Day?

Things kick off with a ripping discussion on whether or not Mark Rylance could have played E.T. or Jaws. Conversation moves on to pondering weird food habits of the rich and famous, sexism, and potatoes. There's a cavolo nero update. Sam has developed a seafood allergy. James wants to be buried at sea after being fired from a human cannon. Margot wants to eat crab in prison. Can you eat a stickleback? How long does a fly's lifetime feel? How do you shoot a cow? Find out this week.

Following a raucous family Easter the boys reconvene at Pidgin to catch up. They discuss disliking food that, as a 'foodie', one is supposed to like, as well as James Martin's final Saturday Kitchen appearance and violent Easter egg hunts. James doesn't believe the government. Sam embarrassed himself in Starbucks. Is Seth Rogen a good dude? Can chickens get wooden breasts? And how lowball is too lowball?