The bang-em-in-for-fun Torres of Liverpool days is but a distant memory though. Replaced, as he has been, by the worlds most expensive donkey, who looks so lacking in confidence, he’s actually scared to shoot. He looks slightly better than last season, but that’s hardly saying much

Rafa had been told to sign Steven Gerrard at any cost in fact

He’s hardly an illustrious track record for buys, has he? He’ll spend a fortune, and end up saddling Chelsea with a similar bunch of third-raters he left Liverpool saddled with. Actually… this has the potential to be the gift that keeps on giving 😀