IF THEY CAN'T MAKE IT WORK…

The fairytale is over, folks. Joe Millionaire's winning bachelorette Zora confirms to TV Guide Online that she and Evan have broken up. "We're just friends," the 29-year-old wannabe nurse reveals. "I realized almost immediately after the taping of the final episode [last November]... that it wasn't meant to be." Well, then why did the famous couple give the impression on Monday's Aftermath special that they were forging ahead with a relationship? "I think we were just overwhelmed by the situation," she offers. "I think it was really nice being reunited; we were both genuinely happy to see each other. But there was also some editing done that gave the viewer more hope than there was." Damn you, Fox. Damn you!