Three 'n sleazy

I liked the idea of a threesome more than the reality /Picture posed by models

They joke that I’m their “sex bitch” but I don’t find it very funny any more.

It felt like all my Christmases had come at once.

The girl showed up a few nights later. We had some drinks and then we all got naked.

The whole night was wild. We kissed, touched and caressed each other while watching a porn film on our big TV.

Then we burst into the bedroom where we fell into a horny, sweaty heap on our super king-size bed.

I have to say that it was the best sex ever. At one point I was making love to my girl as her friend kissed and groped her.

My girl orgasmed so loudly the neighbours started banging on the walls. It was hysterical.

At about 3am we stopped, raided the fridge, drank a bottle of champagne – and started all over again.

The friend was with us all weekend and she’s continued to be in our lives ever since. Only, it’s not so much fun having her around these days. If I’m honest, I feel sidelined.

They make no secret of the fact they have sex every day when I’m at work. Then, when I’m home, I’m treated like the resident stud.

They joke that I’m their “sex bitch” but I don’t find it very funny any more.

I just want my old life back. I liked it much better when it was simply my girl and me.

If anything, talking about a threesome was more horny than doing it. Also, I don’t like this friend one bit. I find her sneaky and manipulative.

I know she has said a few things against me and I don’t like that.

How do I kick this harridan out without appearing to be a killjoy?

JANE SAYS: UNFORTUNATELY, if you play with fi re then you’re bound to get burned. Of course, the idea of having another woman in your bed was risqué. It’s something many people fantasise about.

But going the extra step and actually inviting her in has brought untold misery. Suddenly, three is a crowd. Your partner is heavily turned on by her mate.

They’re having sex in your absence and all the normal rules of a relationship have gone out of the window. You feel superflous and don’t really know what your role is or where you stand. I urge you to speak to your girl in private and make it clear that you can’t go on like this.

Your sexy experiment has turned sour and now you need to start again. Is she prepared to ditch her pal and dedicate herself to you? Does your relationship actually have a future?

If you love her, you need to be prepared to fight for her. Get talking. Tell her this has all gone too far.