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Wanted elderly gentleman with a deep connection to a higher power. Must be able to part large bodies of water and turn wood into snakes. Applicant must look good in a Moses Wig and Beard Set. Please note, this job is a life time commitment. All applicant's will be required to at least turn water into blood.