This one time I slipped on a banana peel and my pants came undone and underwear fell to my ankles exposing my penis. At the exact same time this lady bent over and her undies fell to her ankles and as I landed I accidentally inserted my penis into her. When I tried to pull out I fell again and my penis kept going in and out, Total accident I swear.

FullMetalPanda:This one time I slipped on a banana peel and my pants came undone and underwear fell to my ankles exposing my penis. At the exact same time this lady bent over and her undies fell to her ankles and as I landed I accidentally inserted my penis into her. When I tried to pull out I fell again and my penis kept going in and out, Total accident I swear.

I could believe that second one is an accident, because the trolley is sorta San Francisco-y and the guy doesn't look, um, all that hetero.

[Joe has just found out that Mike was sleeping with his wife]Mike Mathews: It just happened, Joe. It...Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. "Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week."

-Last Boy Scout

/Second time in a week I've gotten to use this quote.//Still funny.///Never saw those MTv ads, epic.