With the weekend fast approaching, it seems like all is quiet on the Star Wars front. Unless, of course, you’re an Oscar-winning director newly on Twitter, or are in search of a screen-used X-Wing Fighter. After the jump, read about the following:

Oscar-winning director Michael Cimino revealed he pitched a Western sequel to Star Wars in the late seventies.

Ted, the foul-mouthed star of this year’s film of the same name, dreamed he was in Star Wars.

Profiles in History is having a Star Wars themed auction highlighted by a screen used X-Wing Fighter from A New Hope.

A fan favorite creator returns to TV, Saturday Night Live gives birth to another movie star, own a piece of television history and get ready for the finale of TV’s best show all in today’s TV Bits. After the jump read about:

Damon Lindelof will return to television after signing a three-year deal to develop a new show.

Catherine Tate will be returning to The Office as a regular next season.

Andy Samberg will, indeed, be leaving Saturday Night Live as rumored.

As seen on Hollywood Treasure, the season one American Horror Story house is now on the market.

The third season of the acclaimed Starz show, Spartacus, will be its last.

Breaking Bad‘s fifth and final season gets a brand new poster and plot description.