Griffin fractured his left patella on October 26 and missed the entire 2009-10 season, and the Clippers can only hope the 2009 No. 1 overall draft pick heals quickly in preparation for the 2010-11 campaign, as the team could certainly use the potential scoring and rebounding he can provide on a nightly basis. —

Since I'm not much interested in fractured realms, convoluted sentences, leagues of subversives, or eponymously named clents, I don't bother to spend even ten mintues lusting after the gold of Hardinge's forms.