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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Baptists At Our BBQ

I thought it was a good idea to invite some Baptists to our barbeque last weekend. But that was before they showed up with their signs and started yelling at us for putting cheese on our burgers and about how the mustard we were using is different than the mustard they use.

I make it a point to only invite Catholics to my outdoor, grilled food themed events. They alone seem to understand the proper attitude of solemnity and piousness required for a truly memorable barbecue.

Baptists are fine. Just be clear that the poles for their signs have to be good hickory or mesquite, marinated in kerosene. Then--and let mu just say that I'm not one for bashing normally, but these are exceptional circumstances, go ahead and grill them. Make sure they understand the meat of your objections.

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