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The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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the father walks in the room with a big overcoat on and what looks like a big round stomach underneath.

the father stands in front of the agent and opens the coat. the father has skillfully crafted a piece of clear plastic sheeting into his belly.

of which his entire family are inside.

tapping on the plastic to be let out, as the father has intentionally not had a shit for several weeks for this performance and he is backed up to his lungs. the dad looks down at his family in his belly and shouts "SHUT UP YOU BLACK FUCKERS"

the father rips open the plastic and the family spill out onto the floor, along with the shit.

the father holds up a jar of mint sauce and declares himself king of the battering rams.

the family stands up and and place fake Jew noses on the face, the mother cuts her tits off and tapes them to her hands and begins to box her pregnant stomach until the baby pops out and hangs from its umbilical chord, she begins to swing the baby until it is slapping off her back and chest. the son in sheer amazement slams his sister into the ball and begins to cut her with his dads rib.

the rest of the family just stand and masturbate at the site of there daughter being murdered by there son with one of there dads ribs.

but not before a little black nigga boy comes in the room and shines the spunk off there shoes with his tsetse fly grub infested face.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"