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June 15, 2009

*Contest* Celebrating Post #1600 With Chance To Win Pocket Edward

Since I'm such an obsessive compulsive blogger, I missed several blog milestones, including Post #100, Post #1000 and Post #1500. Instead, I will celebrate my 1600th post and achieving over 3 million page hits since December 17th (when TwiCrack Addict was born) by giving away a Pocket Edward to one of my readers. :-)

What do you have to do? Not much. :-) You may submit up to 2 entries in the following manner:1) Make us laugh: Share a funny joke, hilarious video, photo, etc.!It can really be anything, as long as it's Funny as Hale. Leave your entry in the comments section of this post for all to enjoy.

Or

2)Link back to TwiCrack Addict: Share the love!Blog / Twitter about one of my posts, add me to your blogroll, grab my RSS feed, or become my blog follower. Leave me a comment with a link to your post or evidence of how you linked back to me.

Mucho Important Notes:

Provide Contact Info: For each entry, please be sure to leave your email address in the comments so that I can reach you if you win!

Deadline: Entries must be received by Wednesday, June 17th at 12 Midnight EST; I will then compile all entries and randomly select a winner. Pocket Edward will be in your hot hands by next week.

You r my number one TWIBLOGGER and always have been, I torment my husband with how much I love your blog daily.... Thx for being there for us TwiCrackers, Happy 1600th!!! Check out my blog for my entry post to the one and only YOU.... Id love me some Pocket Edward! http://diagnosedocd.blogspot.com/

I want a mini Edward because I was too chicken shit to ask for one for my birthday. I wrote about it on my blog undercovertwilighter.blogspot.com I am totally linked up with you, Twicrack, cuz' errbody knows you gots the best goods in town! Luv me some Twicrack!

Okay So heres a Joke or more....1.Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror!2.Jasper will never be a therapist becasue he already knows "how you feel about that".3.Ok so we have TwiHards, Twilights, and TwiGuy'sSo what do you call a Emotional Twilighter? ......................... A TwiBaby.4.How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen (including me)5.Alice Cullen can predict the shuffle on her iPod

So yeah those r some jokes hope every 1 likes XDoh and before i forget my email is michellecortes05@yahoo.com

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

1600 Posts?! You are amazing woman! Just wanted to send a congrats out! (I would totally love to add you to my blog roll.. but.. I am too chicken to show others just how secretly obsessed I REALLY am.. cuz that's how I roll) I thank you for the great twicrack and the daily "hits" you give!

Your blog was the first one that cought my eye when i became twiobsessed! You always seem to provide just the right amount of information to calm my cravings! You keep posting, i'll keep reading! Thanks for being my enabler!

My BFF and I are complete Rob Pattinson addicts, I secretly changed my name on her cell phone to read "RPattz", the first time I called her after that she laughed so hard I thought she was gonna pee :)

We are also taking a trip together to NYC this July to catch some Bobby Long shows and hopefully have a Pattinson sighting. We plan to take along a Flat Rob (you know like a Flat Stanley) so we can take pics of him all over NYC just in case we miss the real thing.

We are grown women, but there is just something about Rob Pattinson that has turned us into teens again...nothing like a little Robsession to bring two friends closeer together.

Email is kdawnwhitt@gmail.com

P.S. Twicrack rocks, I read at least 3 times daily and it is always my first internet stop. Keep up the great work!

I wish I had something funny about twilight to share :(I just can remember that I told that Jake's joke [”Rosalie, how do you drown a blonde?” jokes Jacob. (”Heard that one, dog” sneers Rosalie) “Glue a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool”, answers Jacob.] to a friend of mine (who is blond) and she didn't get that... she stills not getting (maybe Jacob's right - just sayin').

You already know how much we love your blog :)I have to thank you again your email (you send me a long time ago - remember?), because you have lots of work and you still answer us (fans).

We spoke about your blog in our 2nd post :)http://forksistoogreen.wordpress.com/2009/06/03/2-waiting-for-%c2%abnew-moon%c2%bb-a-espera-de-%c2%abnova-lua%c2%bb/

Thank you so much :)Kind regards from PORTUGALwww.forksistoogreen.wordpress.com

Oh, God, 1600 posts? That's amazing!Here is my joke, totally non-Twilight related, but funny all the same (this is also not true anymore, but the point is the same) I also made this up all by myself because I'm that funny:

Do you know why Malawi would not let Madonna adopt that kid?They were afraid she would hide the kid in her gap!

Wow, that's a lot of posts! Even more proof how perfect this site is! I just love everything about it. And I also love everything about this video. One of the funniest things I've EVER seen. LOL. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtjAfjdD