It’s almost enteraining when rumormongers decide to start another one with Bob doing things like playing musical instruments. The reason for this is of course the fact that he’s just plain too small to be physicall capable of playing them in the first place.

One such rumor claims that Bob is starting a rock band. It goes on to say that he’s not just starting a band, he’s allegedly working to create the ultimate band with the perfect sound.

To this end the rumor says that he’s taking special care to only have the best possible equipment, instruments and all the things that they need. For example it claims that he spent no less than four days deciding on which Guitar Strings at guitar center would best suit not only his guitar, but those of the other band members as well.

In a similar vein, he’s allegedly spent days deciding on every single component, instrument, cord, speaker and microphone stand that the band will use.

Of course, in reality Bob isn’t near that indecisive and would never take that long to decide on something. He’ll normally go for whatever does the best job for the least amount of money possible.

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