Yesterday we asked you to help Buick PR man Dave Darovitz come up with a better caption for the above photo of everyone's favorite "calibanasian" (look it up) and Buick's newest CUV, which y'all seemed to think is trying to be "calibanasian." Although we think you're all winners in our book, we recognize there's a need to pick one caption to rule them all, and as the automotive industry's known to do, we'll pass the buck to you to choose. Why? Because that's the Jalopnik way.