This Grammy-winner fell asleep at a fancy reception because she was so messed up. This TV show is forcing one of its kiddie stars to stay husky, this Real Housewife loves engagement rings, and this famous couple thinks the public adores them. Seriously? Are they on drugs?

1. "Which Grammy-winning singer is back on drugs? The entertainer – who hasn't had a hit song in years – stunned guests when she showed up at a recent Hollywood event slurring her words and forgetting friends' names before nodding off during the reception dinner!" [National Enquirer]

2. "This overweight child actor on an ensemble kids show is encouraged to continue to maintain an unhealthy weight because it fits her character. Unfortunately for her, she feels very isolated from the rest of the cast because of her weight. The rest of the cast hang out, date one another and have a variety of social gatherings, all of which she isn't invited to. The exclusion is making her extremely depressed and resort to unhealthy coping mechanisms." [BuzzFoto]

3. "Which recently divorced Bravo "Housewife" was seen trying on engagement rings at her local Costco store without her current beau in tow? The sexy reality star—who was married twice before—was overheard joking: 'I may not be good at choosing husbands, but I'm a pro at picking out engagement rings!'" [National Enquirer]

4. "This couple is seriously out of touch. They think that everyone should love and admire them, even when they lie and behave arrogantly. So they are genuinely surprised when their own missteps cause bad publicity. How to quiet the haters? Their publicist has the answer! In an emergency meeting with the couple, the publicist told them to play the victim. So, to turn this situation around, they will be very quickly and consciously releasing news of past hardships to elicit sympathy. How could anyone pick on such wonderful people who have worked so hard and suffered so much to get where they are today? Shame on all you haters out there! You're all just jelly!" [Blind Gossip]

5. "What blonde, B-list movie star—she's a former beauty pageant winner and model—was recently spotted at a Beverly Hills pet shop hitting on some guy half her age after he told her he was a huge fan of her '90s films? The three-times-divorced single mom of three may be in her early 60s, but her cougar instincts are clearly still intact!" [National Enquirer]

6. "This former-model-turned-actress has all but split from her husband after a lengthy marriage. She's happy working in New York while he's content being a producer and flirting with starlets in Los Angeles! Who is she?" [National Enquirer]

7. "What lovable TV personality felt obligated to ask her A-lister pal for permission before purchasing the home of her ex? The friend gave the A-OK, but added that she would NEVER set foot into the house her ex had shared with the woman he dumped her for." [National Enquirer]