More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.Woody Allen~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Booze QuotesI feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - Anonymous

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? - W.C. Fields

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? - Stephen Wright

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven... - Brian O'Rourke

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline... it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. - Frank Zappa

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. - Dave Barry

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. - Homer Simpson~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Doctor NotesThese are actual notes from Doctors patient charts...

1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

2. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.

3. She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

4. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.

5. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

Joe thanks for the chuckles!! Hope work goes well and you sell those mowers!!!

Ana glad you had a free day yesterday though you sounds like you were quite busy. No howlering last night.

I am leaving Winter and heading out for Summer today! It is 40 and raining here and where I am going it will be sunny and 96! Daughter is taking me to a Twins/White Sox game in Minneapolis!!! Should be fun, fun, fun!! We'll spend the night at my nephews place tonight since it is a night game. I think we are in the outfield seats so maybe I can catch a homerun!!!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Cailyn thanks for the coffee, it hits the spot.

Gerry have a lovely day!

Sharon hope you are loving being home and all is going well.

venus may work be fun and time fly!

Gail best of luck with the doc appointment!! HUGS! I like you daily plans!!