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Laze around the campfire with a glass of red wine and enjoy V.K. Black's third volume of short, sweet and kinda sexy tales. These eight stories follow honeymooning couple, Ellie and Michael, as they travel around Australia in a beat up old Land Cruiser, sleep in a tent, and don't mind at all that their air mattress is flat the next morning. Chuckle with them as they make love, fight, and meet amazing people from all over the world.

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This is so weird. Just us and the birds and the kangaroos.

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Anything you can think of to celebrate, wifey dear?

Laze around the campfire with a glass of red wine and enjoy V.K. Black's third volume of short, sweet and kinda sexy tales. These eight stories follow honeymooning couple, Ellie and Michael, as they travel around Australia in a beat up old Land Cruiser, sleep in a tent, and don't mind at all that their air mattress is flat the next morning. Chuckle with them as they make love, fight, and meet amazing people from all over the world.

All Alone

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Ellie, come outside! This is fantastic.

What?

Isn't it incredible?

Mike, what are you talking about?

What can you see?

Trees, grass, the creek. It's a beautiful morning. Is that what you mean?

I realise you may be a little tired after last night, but I didn't know I could make you go blind. It's kind of a compliment really.

"At the risk of feeding your already healthy ego, last night was a lot of fun, you bad man. But what am I supposed to be looking at?"

People? Can you see any people, oh little observant new wife of mine?

My God! There's nobody here!

Yep. I thought I heard that last campervan leave this morning while we were...busy. Do you realise we've got the whole national park to ourselves?

This is so weird. Just us and the birds and the kangaroos.

Anything you can think of to celebrate, wifey dear?

"Well, hubby dear, there is one thing that comes to mind. This nightie I'm wearing seems a little unnecessary, don't you think?"

Couldn't agree more.

Voila!

Very, very, very nice. Okay, me too.

Wow.

You'd sound a whole lot sexier if you'd stop giggling.

Sorry. It's just so amazing having this place to ourselves. Yeeee-hah!

Okay, Ellie, you're scaring the kangaroos now.

Tough. They kept me awake half the night thumping past the tent.

Hey, I didn't tell you. I got up in the middle of the night to have a pee and heard a noise. So I turned on my torch. Bloody hell! There were about fifteen kangaroos two metres away all staring at me.

That's so funny. And talking about staring. Why are you staring at me like that?

Because you're so incredibly pretty.

Thank you. Do I look pretty doing a slow spin, like this? Hmm?

Oh yeah. Love that tattoo...Do a cartwheel.

"Michael Jeffery Coates, you are such a naughty boy!...Are you going to join me out here?

I might get sunburnt.

It's nine o'clock in the morning!

Okay, but if a certain part of my anatomy gets sunburnt, it'll be your loss, young lady.

That little thing? How much could it hurt?

That does it. Spanks coming up.

You've got to catch me first.

I'll give you five seconds head start. Start running.

Eeek!

One...two...three...four...five...and......got you! And I'd like to point out, you didn't run too fast. Are you ready to take your punishment, Mrs Coates?

I'd rather you gave me a kiss.

Where?

Um, here?

Oh, Ellie Marie Coates, you are such a naughty lady. And I love it. And I love you.

I love you too. Oh, God!

Mmm?

Where you're kissing me?

Yeah?

Keep doing it.

Anything you say, sweetheart.

So, it's—don't stop! — a lovely morning.

We've already established that.

And we're the only two people in this whole enormous park.

Also old news. You're getting boring in your old age. Ouch.

"I notice that part of your anatomy you mentioned earlier doesn't seem to