GROG BELIEVES MONKEYS NEED TO PULL THEMSELVES UP EVOLUTIONARY LADDER BY THEIR OWN BOOT STRAPS, ONCE THEY FORMULATE THE NECESSARY LANGUAGE AND TOOLMAKING ABILITIES TO MAKE OWN BOOTS. GROG WORKED HARD FOR BOOTS AND NO ONE GAVE GROG LANGUAGE OR TOOLS.

GRUNG LIKE STONE BUTTS ME NO CAN LIECRO-MAGNON NO CAN DENYWHEN FEMALE WALK WITH BLOBBY SAGGY WAISTAND TWO BOULDERS IN GRUNG FACEME START DROOLIN' AND ME NO FOOLIN'THAT BUTT BEST IN WHOLE ACHEULEANME WANT GIVE YOU A LIFTAND CARVE YOU PETROGLYPHNEANDERTALS CALLED ME SICKBUT THAT BUTT YOU GOT'S PALEOLITHIC!

BROK HELP UGG. BROK PACKAGE MANY CAVE INTO CONSTRUCT BROK CALL CREDIT ROCK SWAP. VERY SIMPLE. UGG AND CAVE OWNER PAY BROK ROCKS, IF CAVE COLLAPSE THEN BROK STILL KEEPS ROCKS AND TAKE YOUR WOMAN IF STILL ALIVE. IT VERY COMPLICATED. SIGN HERE. YOU NOT GO BROKE WITH BROK.

CHOCK WORKS FOR LIBERTARIANS. SO CHOCK IS GETTING KICK OUT OF REPLIES ON THIS TABLET. MANY CAVEMEN THINK THEY HAVE KNOWING OF LIBERTARIANISM, BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE TRUST IN CHOCK THAT YOU DO NOT. YOU JUST ALL TRYING TO SOUND SMARTLIKE WHILE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT TALKING ABOUT. THIS IS HOW THINGS THAT NOT TRUE GET PASSED TO OTHERS. IF YOU NO KNOW ABOUT WHAT WE TALK ABOUT, DO NOT MAKE SELF SOUND LIKE YOU DO. REASON THAT SOME CAVEMEN BELIEVE WHATEVER THEY HEAR.

IF VARG LEAVE HERE WHEN SUN RISEWOULD TRIBE REMEMBER HIM?VARG MUST TREK BEYOND THE MOUNTAINS AND SEASTO SEE THE LAND BEYOND THE SETTING SUNIF VARG STAYED WITH CAVEWOMANTIME WOULD NOT PASS LIKE IN DAYS OF OLDVARG IS FREE LIKE PTERODACTYLAND PTERODACTYL NOT EVOLVE.

lockers:Libertarianism is the most misunderstood of all political philosophies. It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology: Individualism, personal accountability, enterprise and discovery. What conservatism and liberalism have discarded in their race to bury the age of enlightenment, libertarianism seeks to restore. The problem is people need such an affront to care that we are lead into the dark recesses by both the progressives and the conservatives.

THAG DISLIKE WORD WITH PUNY LETTERS. YOU MUST BE MAN WHO AFRAID TO MATE WITH SMILODON. WHY YOU HATE FREEDOM?

AFTER CAVE AND CAVE-NEXT-DOOR HIT BY BIG ROCKS THROWN BY TRIBE ACROSS SAND CAVEMEN EXPECT BIG CAVE KNOW ALL AND KEEP SAFE FROM ALL TRIBE. CAVEMAN NEED LEARN BIG CAVE EITHER KNOW ALL OR CAVEMAN KEEP SECRETS IN CAVE. GROND AM SAY THIS ALL TIME, BUT CAVEMEN JUST ACCUSE GROND OF LOVING TRIBE ACROSS SAND. LOOK LIKE PELT ON OTHER SHOULDER NOW.

Tyrone Slothrop:what_now: lockers: It has more in common with Thomas Jefferson than any current political ideology:

The bootstrappy guy with all the slaves?

Libertarianism only works if you have an army of slaves:[www.angryflower.com image 790x416]

THIS AM THROG GALT. ALL YOU IN CAVES LISTEN TO PEOPLE IN CAVES, YOU GIVE ROCKS TO PEOPLE WITH NO ROCKS. ME HAVE ROCKS, BUT ROCKS NOT IMPORTANT. ME HAVE IDEAS OF ROCKS, MAKE ME BETTER, PAY ROCKS TO OTHER PEOPLE BUT THEY OWE ME FOR ROCK IDEAS. ME MAKE FIRE. WATCH CAVES BURN WHILE I HAVE ALL ROCKS.

what_now:STONEGrand_Moff_Joseph: bdub77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BunkoSquad: Grand_Moff_Joseph: BUT WHAT IF CAVES LOSE VALUE AND UGG NEED TO MOVE LATER. UGG NO MOVE IF CAVE WORTH NOTHING. THIS SMELL LIKE SCAM

Libertarians are the atheists of the political world, in that many of them will loudly and frequently tell you they are that thing, but a very small percentage of them -- a miniscule amount, really -- actually know what being that thing means. Most of them have chosen to self-label as a reaction to something else, not out of conscious selection, and almost none of them can identify more than the most patently obvious truisms about their "chosen" belief system. They know what they've been told, or what they've read about being told, and that's about it.

CheatCommando:This dwarfs them because a certain silliness erupted and was run with. Fully 80 percent of the comments (including some of mine) in here have nothing to do with the topic except in the most tenuous way. I would have to ask if you have even given the most cursory of readings of this thing if you feel that way.

Fair enough, here's my contribution:

IN WEST OLDUVAI, UGG BORN IN CAVEROOMON LUSH LANDSCAPE UGG SPEND TIME BEATING ROCKS TO MAKE BOOMHUNT SMALL GAME, COLLECT SEEDS AND NUTSUGG TRIBE MOVE OUT OF CAVE INTO GRASS HUT.ONE DAY AIR GET COLD, GREAT RIVER GO DRYTRIBE MAKE HUMAN SACRIFICE BUT STILL MANY DIEOTHER HOMINID ATTACK AND UGG GET HURTVILLAGE ELDER SAY "UGG, YOU MIGRATE TO EUROPE."

SIT AND LISTEN FOR ELDER TALETHIS STORY ABOUT GRUNG LIFE CHANGEPLACE WHERE SUN SET IN LAND OF BROTHERS WHERE GRUNG BORNSPENT MANY SUNS THROWING ROCK THROUGH CIRCLEBUT OTHER TRIBE CAUSE PROBLEM, STEAL ROCK, EAT ALL BERRIESSHE-ELDER SENT GRUNG TO SISTER-SHE-ELDER AT TAR PITSGRUNG SCREECH AND MAMMOTH-RIDE COMEDANGLY METAL PLATE HANG FROM TAILDANGLY DEAD SQUIRREL HANG FROM EARSSTRANGE MAMMOTH BUT GRUNG RIDE ANYWAYWE GO TO TAR PITSGRUNG GET THERE AT SUNSET, TELL MAMMOTH HE STINKYFIND FANCY ROOM NEAR TAR PIT CAVESIT DOWN AND AM CALLED NEW HE-ELDER OF TAR PIT

TORP PROUD TO BE INHABITANT OF THIS CAVEWHERE AT LEAST TORP KNOW TORP FREEI WON'T FORGET BRAVE CAVEMEN EATEN BY SABER-TOOTH TIGERSFOR THEY LEFT CAVE TO TORPAND TORP STAND UP NEXT TO OOGAND DEFEND CAVE FROM TIGERSTHERE IS NO DOUBT TORP LOVE CAVEBIG SKY MAN BLESS THIS CAVE

kronicfeld:GROG THINK SACRIFICE WOMAN ON FIRE IMPORTANT TO SKY MAN. THINK FIVE ON CAVE COUNCIL CRAZY FIND THAT BIG CAVE BAN SACRIFICE TO SKY MAN PASSES YELLOW FRUIT TEST. OTHER FOUR SMART, NOT THEM. SACRIFICE TO SKY MAN TRADITION! LIKE OWN OBSIDIANS!

IF YOU HAVE MATE PROBLEMS OOK FEEL BAD FOR YOU YOUNG ONE OOK HAVE 99 PROBLEMS, ANGRY WOMAN NOT ONEOOK GOT ROCK PATROL OUT ON AXE PATROL TRYING TO MAKE SURE OOK'S CAIRN IS CLOSED CAVE CRITICS SAY OOK IS "ROCKS PELTS MATES" OOK FROM THE CAVE, WHAT STUPID FACTS YOU STATE IF YOU GREW UP WITH HOLES IN THE SOLES OF YOUR TOES YOU'D CELEBRATE THE MINUTE YOU CAN EAT ROASTED MOLES OOK LIKE fark CRITICS YOU CAN KISS OOK'S ASSHOLE IF YOU DON'T LIKE LYRICS YOU CAN WAIT TILL IT OVER GOT MEAT WITH HOWLER CHIEFS IF OOK DON'T SING THEY SHOW THEY DON'T SING OOK'shiatS WELL OOK DON'T GIVE A shiat SO RAP CAVE ETCHINGS TRY AND USE MY HAIRY ASS SO TRADERS CAN GIVE ETCHERS MORE ROCKS FOR ADS...MATERS OOK DON"T KNOW WHAT YOU TAKE OOK AS OR UNDERSTAND SMART THAT OOK HAS OOK FROM NAKED TO RAGS CAVEMAN OOK AIN'T DUMB OOK GOT 99 PROBLEMS ANGRY MATE AIN'T ONE99 PROBLEMS ANGRY MATE AIN'T ONE

IF YOU HAVE CAVEGIRL PROBLEMS OOK FEELS BAD FOR YOU YOUNG ONEOOK GOT 99 PROBLEMS ANGRY MATE AIN'T ONE

THE YEAR IS... WHAT IS YEAR? OOK'S SACK IS RAW,LOOK BEHIND IT IS TRIBE ELDERS farkIN LAW,OOK GOT TWO CHOICES YALL PULL OVER MY DINOSAUROR BOUNCE ON THE DOUBLE PUT THE DINO LEGS TO THE FLOORNOW OOK AIN'T TRYING TO SEE NO VALLEY CHASE WITH OOKPLUS OOK HAVE A FEW ROCKS, OOK CAN FIGHT THESE MOOKS,SO OOK PULL OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE ROADAND OOK HEARD "YOUNGLING DO YOU KNOW WHY STOPPING YOU FOR?"CAUSE OOK YOUNG AND OOK CRO-MAGNON AND OOK'S BROW REAL LOW?DO OOK LOOK LIKE WIZARD, OOK DON'T KNOW!AM OOK UNDER ARREST OR SHOULD OOK GUESS SOME MORE?"WELL YOU WAS DOING FIVE IN A PLACE THAT'S FOURDINO RIDER BADGE AND REGISTRATION AND STEP OFF THE DINOSAURARE YOU CARRYING AXE I KNOW A LOT OF YOU ARE"OOK AIN'T STEPPING OUT OF shiat, OOK'S THINGS ARE LEGIT"DO YOU MIND IF ME LOOK AROUND YOUR DINOSAUR A LITTLE BIT?"WELL OOK'S SACK IS TIED UP SO IS OOK'S OTHER SACKAND OOK KNOW TRIBE'S CODE, SO YOU GOING TO NEED ELDER'S PERMISSION FOR THAT"AREN'T YOU SHARP AS A THORN SOME TYPE OF ARGUER OR SOMETHING?"OR SOMEBODY IMPORTANT OR SOMETHING?"NAH OOK AIN'T PASSED ELDER TEST BUT OOK KNOW A LITTLE BITENOUGH THAT YOU WON'T TABOO BY SEARCHING OOK'S shiat"WE'LL SEE HOW SMART YOU ARE WHEN WOLFDOGS COME"OOK GOT 99 PROBLEMS ANGRY MATE AIN'T ONEHIT OOK!

NOW ONCE UPON A MOON NOT LONG AGOA CAVEMAN LIKE OOK HAD TO STRONG ARM A CAVEHOTHIS IS NOT CAVEHOE LIKE IN SENSE OF HAVING A WETHOLEBUT A WETHOLE HAVING NO SKY-CHIEF PUNISHED SENSE, TRY AND PUSH MEOOK TRY TO IGNORE HIM AND TALK TO GREAT SKY CHIEFPRAY FOR HIM, SOME FOOLS JUST LOVE TO MAKE GRIEF,YOU KNOW THE TYPE LOUD AS AN AVALANCHEBUT WOULDN'T BUST A TWIG IN BIG FIGHT WITH BRANCHHE AND HIS BOYS GOING TO BE YAPPING TO CAVE CAPTAINAND THERE OOK GO TRAPPED IN THE SHAME CAVE AGAINBACK THROUGH CAVE SYSTEM WITH RIFF RAFF AGAINMUSHROOM FIENDS ON CAVE FLOOR SCRATCHING AGAINSMOKE SIGNALLERS WITH SMOKE BLANKETS SNAPPING THEMELDER TRIED TO GIVE A CAVEMAN THE SHAFT AGAINMANY PEBBLES NEEDED FOR BAIL CAUSE I'M CRO-MAGNONALL BECAUSE THIS FOOL WAS HARASSING THEMTRYING TO PLAY THE BOY LIKES HE WAS SUGAR CANE STEMBUT NOTHING SWEET ABOUT HOW I HOLD MY ROCKOOK GOT 99 PROBLEMS BEING FEMALE WOLFDOG OOK NOTHIT OOK

Le Roi en Jaune:LORJ MAIN PROBLEM WITH LIBERTARIAN THOUGHT IS MARKET NO GOOD AT ADJUSTING NON-ROCK EXTERNALITIES. TRAGEDY OF COMMON CAVE REPEATS FROM MAXIMIZATION OF SHORT TERM ROCK PROFIT INSTEAD OF SUSTAINABLE ROCK DEVELOPMENT.

ZEROC NOT KNOW WHY ZEROC COME HERE. COULD BE ZEROC WANT SEE OTHER TRIBES AND LAUGH. COULD BE ZEROC JUST BORED. ZEROC STILL COME HERE.

OTHER DAY, ZEROC HEAR WOMAN SAY SHE NOT BELIEVE SKY CHANGE REAL. THINK CONSPIRACY. THINK IF SKY HOTTER IT NOT SNOW MORE IN SOUTH. ZEROC KEEP MOUTH SHUT. NOT CARE IF WOMAN WANT BE STUPID. LET WOMAN BE STUPID. STILL NOT KNOW JOY OF ZUG-ZUG FROM MAN PERSPECTIVE.

ZEROC THINK PROBLEM SIMPLE. TRIBES PROBLEM. TRIBES STUPID. MEN IN TRIBES ONLY LIKE OTHER MEN IN SAME TRIBES. HATE OTHER TRIBES. TRIBES THROW STICKS AT OTHER TRIBES. OTHER TRIBES THROW STICKS BACK. ZEROC GO IN TREE-PLACE TO BE ALONE. LET STICKS HIT OTHER MEN. ZEROC SLEEP IN TREE. STAY ALIVE. NOT CARE ABOUT STICK WAR. NOT CARE ABOUT TRIBE TRUTH. NO TRIBE RIGHT. ALL TRIBES USUALLY WRONG SOME WAY.

NOW ZEROC GO WATCH ZUG-ZUG ON MAGIC BOX. WANT WOMAN BUT WOMAN NOT HERE NOW. WOMAN BUSY. ZEROC WORK FROM THE CAVE SO ZEROC HAVE LOTS TIME ON HANDS.