The Official 2009 Coachella Scavenger Hunt

Ivankay and I brainstormed this one out (I must confess that most of these ideas were Mikes)...please review and if you have suggestions on what should be included, poast it.

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Rules: All tasks must have photographic evidence. The photograph has to have been obviously taken on the Polo Fields, in the campsite, or in your hotel. It must be obvious that your picture was taken in one of these locations.

Winner is the person that has the most tasks completed (any suspicious pictures will be closely evaluated by our resident photographer). In the even of a “task tie”, the person that submits their evidence the soonest wins.

Prize: An exciting non-sanctioned mystery prize donated by our fearless helper girl (this is similar in style to the prize donated for Menik's festival contest). This is in no way a Goldenvoice endoresment or a prize FROM Goldenvoice per sey. It could be super cool, and it could be super cheesy. But it's a prize just the same.

Deadline: April 30 (that gives you 10 days to upload your crap, slackers).

Point-based Tasks:
Take a photograph of:

1 point
You eating a churro
You eating a frozen lemonade
The Speedo guys
A band at the artists signing table (1 pt for each DIFFERENT band/artist)
Hotshot the Robot
Someone wearing a flag
Someone (or yourself) wearing a trash can lid hat
A couple making out
Someone getting medical treatment
Carpoolchella car
A group of tailgaters
Someone wearing a fedora
A pic with Brandon
A pic with Feather in the Sahara
Someone plugging their ears during MBV (again, must obviously be at the MBV set)
Mattie (betao) striking a capoeira pose
Me giving you the finger
Someone crying
Boy in a royal purple shirt
A snuggie

2 points
KROQken
Someone with a really bad sunburn
Passive’s fro in a crowd (double points if it's a pic of the screen that is showing the crowd with the fro in it)
The crazy dreadlocked midget that hangs out in the Sahara
Suprefan (double points for getting a pic of him on the rail)
Danny Devito, David Hasselhoff, Paul T, or Vince Gallo
Someone getting arrested (hopefully this isn’t a picture of you, but with some of you, who knows?)
Dave Wang shirt
Tighty-whitey guy
Getting the band/artist at the signing table to pose for a pic with you (2 pts for each DIFFERENT band/artist)
Bare butt (I wouldn't post here)
A melting gothie
A dust penis drawing on the windshield of someone's car
An overflowing porta-potty
A spotlessly clean porta-potty
Boy in a royal purple Holy Fuck shirt

5 points
Someone puking; double points if it is Kitt Katt puking during the MBV holocaust)
One of the performing artists with you (not backstage—either on the grounds or in VIP)
An AIDZ needle-preferably a discarded one rather than one being used
Someone passed out (not napping...out)
Shot of five or more boardies together (must be at least 5, will be awarded one point for each boardie over five --i.e. 6 boardies = 6 points. DOUBLE POINTS if the group is doing a pyramid.)
Bare boobs (don't post here)
THE boy in the purple Holy Fuck shirt
A pic with Salah at the Killers set (must obviously be the Killers)

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?

Re: The Official 2009 Coachella Scavenger Hunt

Fuck if I know. I don't pay attention to hats.

So that should be a 1-pointer?

Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?

Re: The Official 2009 Coachella Scavenger Hunt

Originally Posted by ivankay

Agreed. Captn?

Works for me. Fixed.

Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?

Re: The Official 2009 Coachella Scavenger Hunt

I'm down with naked boobs, but are we allowed to post naked boob pics?

Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?

Re: The Official 2009 Coachella Scavenger Hunt

This sounds awesome. If I had used all of my photos taken of last year's Coachella, I would have already had like 15 points. Which includes two separate pictures of kroqken on two separate occasions. So this should be fun!

I will print out this list... and keep it in my pocket for the weekend...

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?

Re: The Official 2009 Coachella Scavenger Hunt

Originally Posted by sexecutioner

i have seen so many damn pictures of passive's fro that it should only be like 1/2 a point.

Not his fro...his fro in a crowd.

Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?

Re: The Official 2009 Coachella Scavenger Hunt

Originally Posted by Gonshman

I'm deciding if I want to spend the extra time doing this...

If you see it, you see it. This contest should not burden your experience in any way. Although the prize has not been determined yet, it won't be mind blowing. Just something you can possess to know you rule the Scavenger Hunt.

Re: The Official 2009 Coachella Scavenger Hunt

Originally Posted by ivankay

If you see it, you see it. This contest should not burden your experience in any way. Although the prize has not been determined yet, it won't be mind blowing. Just something you can possess to know you rule the Scavenger Hunt.

I don't know how I would remember the list offhand.

EDIT: By the way ivankay I'm loving your pictures from last year. Thanks for the bump, I wish I could shoot stuff like that...

Re: The Official 2009 Coachella Scavenger Hunt

Originally Posted by Boourns

Does at a signing count? Most won't pose for pics, although St. Vincent did.

Signing table is too easy. Getting a picture of them at the table gets you a point though. Maybe 2 points for posing with them at the table. i also think you should be able to rack up multiple points for different artists at the booth. This requires Captn' Consultation.