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If You Ever Lyrics

Artist: Gilbert O'Sullivan
Album: Stranger In My Own Backyard

If you ever go to schoolThen you'll know that it's a foolWho believes a teachers petIs a pupil like yourselfFor if I remember wellMy old teachers was a beltWhich he kept around his shoulder bladeThere for the mistakes we made

Have you ever been to seaAnd been told reluctantlyThat if you have one more drinkWe're all liable to sinkIf you have all I can sayIs have a happy holidayAnd don't come back without a tanEspecially from a far off land

Funny old world thisOr haven't you noticedEverything's glued onNothing is screwed onOne day we will come unstuckBut until then we're in luck

If you ever feel the needTo go out and plant a seedThen by all means go aheadI won't stop you but insteadI will tell you where to goAnd the seeds that you can growAnd by way of payment back I thinkYou could buy us all a drink

Funny old world thisOr haven't you noticedNothing is certainGone for a burtonSomething must be done they sayBut for the moment it can wait.