23 Honest Things People Say After Having Sex

Let’ be honest about sex: You may talk dirty in the moment but once the deed is done, the conversation tends to be considerably less sexy. (Seriously, if you’ve never said “you hungry?” after sex, you’re lying.)

For proof of how unsexy post-coital convo can be, look no further than the #ThingsISayAfterSex tweets people are currently sharing on Twitter. Below, some of the funniest responses.