CON: Have you noticed how presidents age? Have you looked at Hillary lately (and she’s not even president)? Let’s face it, the presidency will be bad for your looks, and your looks are among your greatest assets. Stay younger longer off the campaign trail and out of the White House!

PRO: The only major war you will ever declare is a ratings war with Ellen.

CON: Messy foreign wars are bad for approval ratings.

PRO: Sarah! show ratings so high you will never see The View from your house.

CON: Endless debates with dismal ratings and a dreaded appearance on The View.

PRO: Your colorful family will be frequent guests and eventually land their own spinoffs.

Todd’s show can be called How Real Men Tame Powerful Women While Racing a Snow Machine.

Bristol’s will be (working title) Dancing on Melting Glaciers.

BIG PRO: You can all make oodles of money to influence future elections.

CON: A measly presidential salary of $400,000 and no chance of syndication.

PRO: You will always be in control and able to invite whomever you want on Sarah!

CON: Running for president means events will spin out of control.

PRO: You can invite Katie Couric on your show and ask her embarrassing questions.

CON: On the campaign trail journalists will be asking you embarrassing questions every day.

PRO You love to talk which makes Sarah! yourperfect platform.

CON: On the campaign trail you must develop a real platform and watch your every word.

PRO: You can discuss Christianity openly and not be “new-agey” like Oprah.

CON: On the campaign trail you must appeal to all Americans, even those who are going to hell.