If I have a stroke and end up as a quadriplegic with a slack face... I fully expect someone to drive me to the Grand Canyon in a perfect replica of the A-Team van so I can burst out the back of it as fast as my Hover Round will let me (3 mph), with Eye of the Tiger blasting in the background while I drive right over the edge of the cliff screaming "Heyyyyyyyy Youuuu Guyyyyyyyssss" until I crash on the rocks below.

If I have a stroke and end up as a quadriplegic with a slack face... I fully expect someone to drive me to the Grand Canyon in a perfect replica of the A-Team van so I can burst out the back of it as fast as my Hover Round will let me (3 mph), with Eye of the Tiger blasting in the background while I drive right over the edge of the cliff screaming "Heyyyyyyyy Youuuu Guyyyyyyyssss" until I crash on the rocks below.

I think we could find something waaay more creative than that. Like launch u from an inflatable blob, shoot arrows, and film your decent into the canyon. We'll jump on the blob from the top of the a-team van, just to keep it in the story.