Friday, June 01, 2007

The wit and wisdom of Buffy, the Vampire Slayer, as it applies to the administration of George W. Bush

Willow: I wish Buffy was here! Buffy: I'm here! Willow: I wish I had a million dollars! [everyone stares ant her] Willow: Just checking.

[the gang is fighting a troll] Anya: How can I help? Willow: Uh, distract him from Buffy. Uh, piss him off. Anya: I don't know how! Willow: Anya, I have faith in you. There is no one you cannot piss off.

Spike: I'm insane. What's his excuse?

Buffy: Hey. Look at us. We came up with a plan, a good plan.

Principal Snyder: It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

Buffy: Have I ever let you down? Giles: Do you want me to answer that, or shall I just glare?

Buffy: Oh look, a bad guy.

Buffy: People to see, demons to kill.

Xander: I don't get your crazy system. Giles: It's called the alphabet. Xander: Would ya look at that.

Adam: You failed me. Spike: Let's not quibble about who failed who.

Xander: I still don't get why we had to come here to get info about a killer snot monster. Giles: Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space... I did not say that.

[In response to being asked to fight a troll] Spike: I would, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.

Buffy: Giles, are you sure about this? Giles: Why wouldn't I be? Buffy: Well, aside from the fact that most magic shop owners in Sunnydale have the life expectancy of a Spinal Tap drummer, have you ever run a store before?