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Togekiss wakes up with a lengthy, languid yawn and puzzles what to do. To do yoga first, or to try to slug the slumbering audino first. Being so sleepy and reluctant to get out of his comfy, super soft bed, togekiss has no idea what to do. His slow pondering gives audino time to wake up and also ponder a bit, equally sleepy.

Around the room, the pokémon running the spa watch excitement, Sigh’s togekiss waving a flag with a bull on it to support his fellow jubilee pokémon belonging to Bullkid, Sigh’s audino sporting a banner that sports a pair of chatot wings on either side of the words, “Gry for Gryctory!”. Sigh’s haunter sadly throws away his foam charizard wing and cap featuring the head of an ox with a mad expression, mourning his fellow haunter.

Togekiss finally musters up the will to raise a fist to slug audino when he realizes he doesn’t have hands and thus can’t have a fist. So instead, togekiss whistles for his togekiss friend to whiz off and fish in the nearby drain of the shower and mix some of the sewer water from it with a bowl of punch. Togekiss then takes this drain punch concoction (1) and smashes it over audino’s head!

The dazed big-eared Unovan creature looks dazed, but isn’t destroyed by the blow. Togekiss starts contorting into yoga positions, little knowing that the audino he hit was actually Sighdino, who stood in as a substitute for Grydino who currently is doing some yoga hidden under a bed (1). Audino is slipped a Hawaiian Punch-flavoured popsicle allowing to wield ice punch without effort, Psiikiss whispers to Bullkiss, offering him to be a substitute for him without Bullkiss putting in the effort of cloning himself.

Togekiss then takes the half-shattered remains of the drainwater-filled punchbowl and creams Sighdino with it(2).

SIGHDINO HAS FAINTED!

Grydino sadly watches her comrade fall while slurping up a pilfered elixir. Then she rubs her diamond to make a summon(2). Lumbering footsteps are heard from the corridors of the Sigh! spa…

ENTER THE DRAGON!!!!

Dialga bursts through the wall and roars, “I’M THA MUTHA****ING D-LGA!!!” and tries to pummel togekiss into oblivion with its ferocious metallic, draconic self. However, Psiikiss boldly stands in its way and takes a horrendous beating, sacrificing himself to protect Bullkiss. (3)

PSIIKISS HAS FAINTED!

And then… Grydino resorts to her last resort… (3) The pink Unovan reaches under the sheets of a bed to pull out a little creature withdrawn into an eggshell. The creature emerges to reveal itself as… Togepi!

The little spike ball begins to glow as it prepares to engage in its speciality: destroying its fully-evolved form! And this time, the last resort will lead to a victory.

An enormous blast of energy emanates from togepi in every direction, wrecking the Sigh! spa room to rubble! Dialga is blasted back and faints immediately! Charze-zard who has attempted to follow the Rumblers to the spa gets blasted by the last resort penetrating through the wall! All the spa’s hosts run in terror, but are consumed in the deadly rays of demolition and are reduced to crumbling skeletons as their skin is dissolved from their bones!

DIALGA HAS FAINTED!CHARZE-ZARD HAS FAINTED!

Togekiss collapses in a heap on the shattered remains of the spa’s linoleum floor. The jubilicious pokémon rolls onto his back and gives a final Sigh of his ending life. The Jade, which has rolled out of togekiss’s back, knocked out of it by the impact, whispers a sad, final farewell to its holder, a resounding, “Adiós…”

WHAT A LOAD OF BULL! BULLKID’S TOGEKISS HAS FAINTED!!!!

Audino dusts herself off, miraculously having survived the blast. She turns to the togepi who gives a final cough as the little creature topples over from the astounding effort it took to launch that attack.

TOGEPI HAS FAINTED!

Three men come to greet the final pokémon standing at the close of the 74th Pokémon Royal Rumble. Ruby XIII, Charze and Sigh all surround audino and give them their blessing as the survivor and victor of the round. Ruby and Charze pick Audino up carry her off on their shoulders as Sigh gives one last look of what remains of his once beautiful spa. Giving a long Sigh, he exits.

Audino has won the 74th Pokémon Royal Rumble and given Audino a second victory alongside Haunter to make up for Audino’s fainting in the Ultimate Rumble! Way to go Gryoine!

~List of Gemstone Effects~
Ruby - While equipped, the ruby will count as two of any gems of your choice regardless if you have found it or not. You must state which gemstones you want the ruby to imitate immediately after you obtain it.
Garnet - While equipped, this will add +1 to a random stat except for speed. When found, the ref will state which stat it will add when equipped and it will be in the status effects.
Pyrite - While equipped, any attack you use has a 1/10 chance of doing an extra 5 damage.
Jade - While equipped, you will gain 1-2 HP at the end of every turn. The jade will also say "hola" to everyone.
Sugilite - While equipped, you may teleport wherever you want once per turn. Teleportation is a slow process and thus will give you -2 priority.
Tigers Eye - While equipped, you may make one of your attacks per turn become homing (by saying "lock-on" before the attack name; please bold this). However, this will boost stamina consumption by 50%.
Opal - While equipped, you may change any attack you want to one of four different types. When found, the ref will stat which four types the gemstone will allow your attacks to become.
Quartz - . While equipped, this will reflect up to 20 damage back to the attacker. Upon reflecting 10 damage total, you will be unable to use the quartz gemstone for 2 turns as it will need to recharge
Topaz - While equipped, you may either get rid of two of your status effects of choice or one of your opponents at random once per turn.
Amethyst - While equipped, this will make a psychic rock circle around your head, and once per turn you may have it damage everyone within area doing 2 damage. However, you may invest stamina in it to permanently power it up. For each 5 stamina you invest, it increases how much damage the rock does by 1.
Sapphire - While equipped, this makes an attack hit the entire field. Upon doing this, you will be unable to use the sapphire gemstone for 5 turns as it will need to recharge
Emerald - While equipped, this quintuples the effect of any first gem effects equipped at the same time. However, for a pyrite gem it will only quintuple the damage but not the chance of occurrence. If you have two emeralds equipped at the same time, this will change the effects to 10 times instead of 5 times.
Diamond - While equipped, you may shoot a Roar of Time free of stamina at one opponent, but it will count as a move. Upon doing this, you will be unable to use the diamond gemstone for 7 turns as it will need to recharge

~Status Effects~
Audino - Has diamond and sugilite gemstone equipped, has emerald gemstone, can use Wish without stamina loss, Resting in a bed

~Announcements~
1.) If I made a mistake in any way, just tell me and I’ll fix it!
2.) Perks are now up! Check the PRR forums to see how they work.

~Current Stage~Sigh!
Welcome everyone to a nice relaxing spa where you can sigh out to your hearts content. The PRR crew has noticed you're all worn out and tired from your battle, so we have prepared a luxurious room to help you all out with your troubles. Here you may...sigh away your worries.

The first thing you can do is try out our nice massage. This will make you sigh of exhaustion. We will cleanse your spirit and recover as much stamina as you want. However, the more stamina you wish to regain the more violent the massage will be and you will take half damage of the stamina you recovered.

The second thing you may do is try out our nice comfy beds (yes its in the room you are in shut up) where you may rest and sigh of relaxation. Here, you will gain 3 stamina for every hour you are asleep. However, you will be so relaxed you will be at -4 speed for the rest of the turn when you awake!

Once per turn, you may also do yoga, where you will sigh of comfort. This will teach you an efficient way to use one of your moves at random for the rest of the rumble without losing any stamina!

You may steal elixirs from the spa. However, for each elixir you steal there is a 1/2 chance you will be caught. This will cause you to not have any more access to any of the spa's features forever, excluding the next paragraph. You will also be unable to steal any more elixirs.

The people hosting this spa are incredibly violent hungry you see. If you manage to faint someone, you will gain back 1-100% of the stamina of the attack you spent to KO the Pokemon. Because of their violence, they will also attack someone at the end of the turn doing 1-10 damage. Anyone who has been caught stealing elixirs will have it automatically be them. If multiple it will be RNGd between those that got caught. Everyone else will sigh with relief as they will gain stamina equal to 1-5 times the amount of HP that the person getting hit lost.

Thread closed! This is due to the inactivity of the game owner, and upon request via PM. Thread is going to be remade though, so no worries for you guys who participate.

A parody of the Pokemon Colosseum game, full of pastries and Miror B.
Completed. Four times winner of Best Comedy/Funniest Fic.Avatar: minty-fivestar on DA, edited background/cropping. Fic banner: cieux.