Another day, another nasty homophobic outburst for Amanda Platell, who not only has gay best friends (why they don’t punch her square in the face on a weekly basis is anyone’s guess) but also knows someone who died of AIDS. Has anyone got a tissue for Ms. Platell?

So why is it when you see her name your brain immediately does the mathematics and works out how this can possibly lead to homophobia? Why is that? Could it be that she is a homophobic cunt? Could be!

The latest feature in – where else – The Daily Cunt – ‘Fashion’s ultimate insult to women: The latest way of demeaning real women is a male model dressed as a girl.’ Has your brain done its thing yet?

Let us help you: ‘Real women started to love their curves long before Christina Hendricks wowed the world in Mad Men with hers. And by all accounts men love them, too… So who drove this obsession to strip women of their femininity?’ Guess what’s coming! No, guess. Go on! GUESS!

OK, another clue. According to the ‘fashion mafia’ models have to ‘look less like a woman and more like a boy…’ Come on, you must know what’s coming.

Here we go then. We’ll give it to you on a plate. ‘Size zero turned out to be an apt term as the most feted designers, MOSTLY BRILLIANT GAY MEN, effectively tried to squeeze women out of the fashion equation. And now they have.’ Those bad gays!

Basically, the idea of having a boy model women’s clothing is not an attention-seeking gimmick, it’s the ultimate insult, the proof of gay men’s misogyny. ‘A beautiful teenager with the face of a girl and the body of a boy — the perfect expression of beauty for these top fashion designers.’ These top gay fashion designers, who hate women.

And in case you haven’t got the point yet: ‘It’s the ultimate in woman hating, to create a half-man, half-woman creature because the girls are simply not up to the job. They’re too, let’s face it boys [for ‘boys’ read ‘gays’], womanly, even when they’ve been starved to within an inch of their lives. What an act of abject misogyny.’

Just because your gay ‘friends’ won’t fuck you, Amanda, there’s no need to take it so personally. We’re sure most straight men wouldn’t fuck you either.

Her fashion friends must have told her those nylons would make her legs look less than tree trunks on TV. And the haridresser said that it would make her look ten years younger and her neck look thinner….Not so much.