More Anwar Jokes

Here are the latest Anwar jokes. Enjoy.

Due to falling viewership of TV3, what with criticism against its
purported bias coverage, the management has replaced the mundane and
boring "Money Matters" with "Mani Mattress" to win over the reformasi
supporters!

Dr Mahathir have launched the "Home Ownership Campaign" and not to be
left out, reformasi supporters have launched Anwar's "Hole Ownership
Campaign"!.

During a recent visit to the Handymart hardware supermart, the sacked
deputy prime minister had a call from hiw wife who told him to get home
a screw driver. The ex-Abim leader said he would do so. And guess what!
Anwar took home the "screw - driver" in the form of Azizan!