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Character Name: ShortstopAlternate Identity: Shortstop, Shorty, SS.Secret Identity: Kevin LauchesterSpecies: MutantGender: MaleAge: 20Height: 5'2"Weight: 400lbs (Looks far, far less)Hair: BrownEye Color: Gray and Ordinary, very boring actually.Occupation: Fry Cook and Part Time VigilanteRelationship Status: He has no girl and lives by himself in a shitty set of apartments, take a wild guess.

Past: Shortstop, or Kevin Lauchester, or… As his parents tried to get him to claim, 'Aerilith the Dawn Flower', was a normal kid, well, as normaly as one gets when your parents are complete fucking nuts. You see kids, Kevin was unfortunately born to some of the most unstable of people to have children. The parents of this poor, poor boy decided they wanted to be Elves, and, with the surgeries available to them? Began to forcibly transform themselves into this ideology.

Then Kevin was Born, you see, Kevin, he was a mutant, from his Father's, Father's, Father's side- from the Enola Gay incident in world war two. His mutations were beneficial; two hearts, a tougher circulatory system, higher muscle and bone density, and? To further it, faster healing than most would ever dream of.

His parents were disgusted that they birthed a dwarf.

Throughout his childhood he was mocked for looking small and weak, mocked for being made up in his 'elf' clothing.

And then they forced him to undergo the surgery. They had his ears forcibly shaped to be like an elf's, forcibly changed. He didn't want this, he cried, he attempted to flee; but his mother wouldn't allow it. And even after he had those ridiculous 'elf' ears? He was still not their model son.

He did however find solace in baseball, he was faster than the other kids, stronger too. This was what kept him sane, and he even earned the name 'Shortstop' during his middleschool time. And now? He's going to highschool- and he's gonna try out for Varisty! NOT!

Well, he would have- save his parents decided on a pilgrammage that cost him his entire Highschool Career; forcing him into the role of being some fastfood-jockey and attempt to get some money scraped together since his family was decidedly less than sane.

Being a mutant fuckin' sucks.Affiliations: No affiliation save taking GED classes at College.

Shortstop, aka Kevin, was at his job at Hot Topic and watched some rather pretty girls fumble around like complete morons and attempt to spy on one another. It made him wonder why his store always collected lesbians but this was cut short after the girl who bought all the stuff basically ran for cover when a villain attacked the mall.
After missing twice and then striking the villain solidly the cunt licker ran away- deciding instead to leave a badly wounded werebear, or a shapeshifter in Kevin's eyes, a lot of collateral and all that. He then caught and interrogated one of the mooks, getting the name 'Seraph' and 'A mysterious woman with Red Eyes', not very helpful, so he demasked after the police took them away. Before that, while he was interrogating, a babe said he was being bad even though the man had taken hostages and opened fire on civilians. He explained himself and offered to get her a slushy.
She left to talk to her dad.
Meanwhile, he closed the store early and was going to go practice some swings when he got a call from Hart, he met her at a 7-11 and Crashed into the wall bodily; before buying her a slushy; and learning about her powers. He told her only a couple of his and didn't elaborate on the rest. She wants to Sidekick for him now after a talk in the park and some swings. He feels touched but wants to talk to her mom and dad about it first.

So, shorty, chillaxing relaxing inside of a Pizza Parlor, was called by his good friend, and soon to be Sidekick Hart- now, it was gonna be awesome, she got a new friend. But you know what? Magical babes, no, hear me out, MAGICAL BABES attacked. Now, one of them seemed really bi-polar, switching from 'MAGICAL GIRLS ATTACK' to 'MAGICAL GIRLS STOP' like a light in a shitty intersection. I think it might be mind control, but whatever, bullshit- meds need to not happen. ANYWAY.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot that ACTION FUCKIN' FRANK WAS THERE, duuude, it was kick ass; there was also this chick with lazers, and like- another babe who seemed to stare at me like I was nuts. I thought it was awesome.
So me and this hot babe in leather end up taking the lead babe out with a ONE TWO SLAM with knives and a motocycle; the bitch went down only because I held on for dear life.
But I wasn't gonna let her fall, she was half dead anyway; so, I took the brunt of the damage. Got some rebar in my back, and apparently aquired a Harem… These babes were Japanese too… God sometimes I find dad teaching me his native language was a plus. ANYWAY.

So, I captured these babes, got all that done.

Then some fuckface in an iron goddamn suit comes down; me and this super-babe, Floaty Ass or something, come and kick his ass… And then I pass out. Wake up later- and then go to the woods to practice. ONLY TO SEE SOME FUCKING LIGHTS MAN. It was the next day; but dude, it was awesome. So I go off, get brambled up; lost, turned around, and almost run over…

And I met the slinkest babe ever.

Oh, and I found out my weapon is apparently magically inimicable or something. Whatever, it's probably tough and the babe testing it was weird.

And I got laid, lost my virginity. Woot.
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Later in the night, Kevin was exercizing, when he was asked to help make sure someone came with a babe, and she rushed off. So he went to help.

Good lord that was boring, I had a fox on my head, a fox hat, so stealthy I know; but, these two babes, a Sybell chick and a Flying babe (sarah), were talking about some demon bitch Mind Controlling and all that. I wasn't too concerned no. But jesus, they just went on, and on, and on… Luna, Demon, JJ, April, whatever, god it was dull.

Anyway…

Finally Will stepped in, Flying babe was worried and proclaimed that she was a sex slave… Then I sneezed and retreated at Syb-babe's signal. Only to appear about fifty feet away, and pretend to jog. Fox hat hops off my head, runs to her owner, and the babe, who's named Sarah by the by… Says 'I WAS A SEX SLAVE' like, so many times after that I'm kinda thinking she needs a 'Slut for demon cock' shirt. But anyway, so like, I'm totally gonna get to beat some demon face.

Alright, where do I begin, so, me and Amelia, my BFF, Fuckbuddy, and all around snakey wonder woman went and got cofee- well, I went first, did my shift, came back,and I saw a… Halfling… Fuck if I know, Name's Ni'Varia or some shit. ANYWAY so, like, I know this babe is bad; but- she seemed quite all bubbly and happy to learn. So I didn't go 'HEATHEN BEAST I SMITETH THEE' no, I got hounded by some retarded fuck who poofed everywhere. I swear, anyway, we had some cute chick in 'MAGICAL GIRL' outfit cover us. Watched movies, had fun.

Then, like- I go to get some fuckin' cooking wine, coz Amelia loves to cook- and so do I. AND I RUN INTO ANOTHER CUTE GIRL, sob story, tell her about me; get her name… Suzuka (I doubt it's that but still), and we get to a bus, well, then I had a girl nuzzle my dick after she fell over into it; I freak, she freaks, shit happens… But I got a girl's number.

SO I GO TO A CONCERT… All the bandmembers passed out, babe set on fire; and is all restrained and then kept from being revealed coz of stuff right? Well, fuck all if Will isn't trod all over- and then ignored.

Also I met the Succubus, cute babe, too bad I'm gonna need to beat her all shades of blue.

Shorty had some fun times, and by fun most of the week and a half had been rather boring. Then, bam, demons- now, mind you he doesn't believe in magic, enough so to dispell it. But, seriously it was a boring, week and a half before that.

So, like, this demon, Mephistophles is all, sending his mooks out and shit. We curb-stomp them, then get to him. Now, he seemed like a nice, affable, demonly fellow. what with the horns and the evil and shit. But, whatever. So, he's all: THE MAGE IS MINE MUWAHAHAHAHA!

And the dumb bitch I came down to help starts threatening him. Now, I know that's not smart- so, when Magical Babe with a Cute Ass speaks up, I think her name's Ruby, the demon laughed. And accepted a Riddle Contest.

We asked a few riddles right? And, mind you me, they were good. But- I knew Lightening Babe would ask something not a riddle. So I gave mine up.

"How do you make One Word out of New Door?", the demon, stumped gave the guy up.

Had a lot of fun, basically managed to find out my girlfriend went back to whatever dimension she was from. Without a note or anything. The city's been out of power for a week. Some dumbass set fire to the museum I was trying to keep from being robbed…

I got captured on the way home; and I woke up in a cell… Got beaten, not too bad for my first week of badassness- ugh, but then, I get brought down to the Arena and see this beautiful warrior babe, I mean, she had tits, she had smokey eyes- but she was kinda like an Orc or something. Uh, some girl was challenging her or something.

Almost got beaten to death by a troll.

OH then, a day or two later? I come in, and this fuckin' GIANT babe, with a cute pussy was stompin' around. Talked her into dinner, a movie, and one night stand. Was fun. Investigated her group, turns out someone's murdering them. Fun times, found their Nazi friend dead- fun times again. I liked the Kevin dude- although the Pedo-points I got for what they ordered… a Cheerleader from a highschool to do.