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you can't sculpt heaven
to fit your intentions
and make it bend to what you wanna feel
you can't
you can't
i got some questions
why you got an ATM machine in the house of the Lord
is it because
you got a GIFT SHOP
i've got a suggestion
just a suggestion
if you wanna buy your way outta Hell
after profiteering in the name of God
you better make a whole lotta money at your GIFT SHOP
you sense, i know
you don't
believe it

Track Name: Fade to Daft

FADE TO DAFT

sans sonnet
your nimble lyrics tangle the pen
now bleeding
it's your thing at least until you give it away
fade to daft
play the ugly one for me
and the ugly is the good one
and that's the right one to get this across
grand idea
reject them, reject them
but respect them
till everybody can
inspect them, inspect them
and accept them
everybody must give consent
sick and faint
hes gurgling on his own stupid voice
to hear himself talk
a rising, dull chorus of the feeble who beg
their own death
everybody must give consent

you slam the door in your own second face
I promise you now, we won't keep your mistake
closing in on your will to conspire
and as you're sailing on to a blue sea of fire

Track Name: Jekyll Island Fiat Scratch

JEKYLL ISLAND FIAT SCRATCH

trillion billion moneys
zillion billion
gillion it must be right
and ill do it again
if that's what it takes for this to sink in
if thats what it takes
ill do it again
if thats what it takes
burn them
your little fiat moneys
burn them
up in flames
sell it
line up
run on your bank
one buck
buyout
legal?
this can't be right
and ill do it again
if thats what it takes for this to sink in
if thats what it takes
burn them
your little paper fiat moneys
burn them
up in flames
if you have your way
soon comes the day
we'll line up and beg from you
and ill do it again
if thats what it takes for this to sink in
and you'll have your day
to answer your sins
and that's what it takes before i can give in
and ill burn your bank
and ill burn your bank to the ground
BURN
trillion billion moneys
zillion billion
gillion it must be right

Track Name: Holding Pattern

HOLDING PATTERN

clip art
tips
charts
holding pattern
short term
courts
firms
longer erections
you can blame it on the sheep
that march blindly to the beat
but the one fact that rings true
is the sheep are me and you
date
rape
sex tape
triple your girth
heart beat
fuck
eat
keep it moving
you can blame it on the sheep
that march blindly to the beat
but the one fact that rings true
is the sheep are me and you
their eyes
you, I
are watching us
everyone sees all
our eyes are watching us
everyone sees all
their eyes
you, I
are watching us
everyone sees all
our eyes are watching us
you'll just blame me

Track Name: I'm Majoring In Psychology

I'M MAJORING IN PSYCHOLOGY

hey teach!
gimme some of that
mmmmmmmmmm
honey that sounds good
hey teach
ugh
gimme some of that
put it in my ear
gimme some of your opinion!
books...
check em out!
books...
CHECK
THEM
OUT
let's spend our parents money
let's spend that money good
let's go to college
everybody
can go to college
that means it matters a lot
hey teach!
gimme some of that
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
baby that sounds good
hey teach
c'mon
gimme some of that
don't make me stick my hand up
to get some of your attention!
books...
check em out!
books
CHECK
THEM
OUT
let's spend our parents money
let's spend that money good
let's go to college
everybody
can go to college
that means it matters a whole lot
show your work or else you cheated

Track Name: My Girlfriend, Leo Strauss

MY GIRLFRIEND, LEO STRAUSS

all hail the new paradigm
whatever it is
im down
all hail the new paradigm
whatever it is
humanism
its been a good run girl
just lie to me
leo protect me
from the things i shouldn't know
all hail the new jerusalem
wherever it is
im there
nihilism
i fear your time is done
just lie to me
leo protect me
from the things i shouldn't know
and all we wanted
somebody
to tell us NO
and all we got
somebody
who doesn't KNOW
we're so convinced our actions build a linear path
that ends somewhere eventually
i've got some weird news
that may hurt your head
the thoughts you built your life on
do not exist
all hail the new paradigm
the new jerusalem
who cares

Track Name: Serf Song

SERF SONG

this isn't any fun
i'm pushed against the wall
and now its come to this
they see you
inspect you
dissect you
inject you in a test tube
and dress you
to comply
like these guys or those guys why?
imp ushed against the wall
and now its come to this
fuck this shit
this isn't any fun
no fun
none
and i need some
fun
you're so rebellious
a hellion
you spell out the sell outs
so we can ignore them
they don't get
our outfit
well teach them
let's force them to be ourselves
im pushed against the wall
and now its come to this
fuck this shit
this isn't any fun
no fun
none
and i need some fucking fun

you contend all you want, there's nothing more you'd ask for
you and me ain't so different, 'cept I got my shit straight

I'm pushed against the wall
and now its come to this
holy shit.

Track Name: Sh_t $

SHIT $
you'd better like it
because I spent lots of money on you
its undeniable proof
that means i am the nicest
because we know in value that
there is the truth
it’s financial proof
I SWEAR
this is the type of gathering i hate
you're having so much fun and i can't relate
engorged on peanuts
a mouth to mouth orgy
just shouting some nouns
its the talk of the town
the bile just rises up
and the taste
makes me wanna
vomit on you
so you'll feel like i do
I SWEAR
this is the type of gathering i hate
you're having so much fun and i can't relate
if you claim to head some where
we'll all follow you

Track Name: Pussy Comitatus

PUSSY COMITATUS

im a potential rapist
test tube my baby goo
you're a sex predator
bottle me up!
you cheated yourself
and you
sold me out
and for what
what gain
actually?
they say im poisoned
how bout we give this a try
what if i died?
would that make things better?
for you and i
i think that would give the best impression
if i were to die
it always makes things better
for you and i
after all yall only need one
right?
id make a bad dad
i am a potential rapist
and im a domestic abuse machine baby
call up the cops
i cheated myself
my cock
i sold it out
my sperm
my seed
most will die
they say im poisoned
how bout we give this a try
what if i died?
would that make things better?
for you and i
i think that gives the best impression
if i were to die
it always makes things better
for you and i
after all yall only need one
as bad as it sounds
as bad as it seems
it would only be worse
if my actions were weak

Track Name: Quit It

QUIT IT

constant!
hey!
constant!
repeat!
the radio is endless fucking hallmark cards
and i feel there's nothing less sincere than
constant
repeat
are you afraid of change
if you wont listen to me
ill take your stupid beats and use them against you
ill take your stupid beats and use them.. fuck
the sad thing when i was thirteen
the feeling im still chasing
you all may never feel
lest someone stops this
damned incessant
constant
repeat
are you afraid of change
if you wont listen to me
ill take your stupid beats and use them against you
FUCK
you don't
deserve
the notes you barely sing
(badly, and out of key)
tell me how's your self esteem?
that strong beat and firm groove make you feel sexy?
fuckin grown ass man
fuck
i pity you
hey!
constant!
repeat!

Track Name: Haematospermia

HAEMATOSPERMIA

there is blood
i came blood
what the fuck is this
i came blood
when i saw him inside you
cuckolded
i came blood
dammit man i just came blood
i came blood
when i saw him inside you
cuckolded
shh...
everyone listen
i've got a secret about somebody's privates
its a scandal
oh, no wait
everyone saw!
what you did
and i just can't forget
it's been ten years
the sad part is
i take it all in smile
there is blood
i came blood
seriously man, i just ejaculated like a gallon of blood
i came blood
when i saw him inside you
cuckolded
hush
everyone quiet down
this is very tittillating, secret, private stuff
except for the part where
everyone saw!
what you did
and i just can't forget
it's been ten years
the sad part is
it's a lie to say
that
the tickling ache of betrayal doesn't turn me on
and i search for it in every smile
see the mischief in her eye
and
its a lie to say
that
the lingering sting of disgust doesn't do me in
and i take it all in smile
let's all smile
i don't think you guys appreciate the fact that i'm currently, actually ejaculating blood
we all smile
when we saw him inside you
cuckolded

Track Name: Baby Darwins

BABY DARWINS

what a strange quirk you'll find in those
so soundly conquered
survival
and become obsessed with failing it
and what if it was you right now
let's make it you right now
and see how you like it
give it up
this is the cost
of your actions
look in the mirror how does it feel?
how weird it is
your own death on your conscience
what a wit we've beheld in him
whose self expression betrays him
as one who hopes for death
and what if it was you right now
what if that was you right now
let's prove its you right now
and see how you like it
give it up
this is the cost
of your actions
look in the mirror how does it feel?
how weird it is
your own death on your conscience
we'll leave some rope for them to follow you