George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Can you tell me exactly how many things are completely made in America?

Why even Obama himself wasn't completely "made in America".

That sounds like somebody who talks before he thinks, like me.

It does sound really patriotic though. Would have been good to use during a presidential campaign.

Think I'll suggest it to my brother.

"Buy America Only!"

Completely silly but look what that "Change Is Coming" thing did for Osama.

We're getting change, alright. There's a different person joining and leaving his cabinet over not paying taxes every day now.

Glad to be home and out of all that crap. Jeb can have his turn. He deserves it. Mom always took his side. I'll be laughing my ass off while listening to Letterman and Leno while Mom stews in her juices.

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