My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Amway Worldwide Dream Builders is holding WWDB Spring Leadership in Honolulu,
Hawaii April 2016. Actual day unknown – one of those top secret bullshit Amway
stuff that you have to be a member of the Amway secret knowledge club to know.
So that means another post where I find things to do in town instead of
attending Spring Leadership. Actually sitting in your hotel room watching TV
would be more productive than attending the Spring Leadership brainwashing
session. So would staying at home because that would save you time and money
instead of blowing it on the Amway tool scam and the incidental costs incurred
getting and staying there. Anyway gotta get some keywords in case I got lots
of ambots searching.

Hawaii is the type of place I can go to and just hang out at the pool or the
beach and go swimming and I don’t have to do anything else. You lousy ambot
bastards go to World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2016 and I will hang
out on Waikiki Beach and be very happy, except knowing my Ambot is somewhere
else getting brainwashed by the Amway cult leaders.

So Waikiki Beach is the place to hang out. If you get tired of swimming or
reading a book, take a surfing lesson or go on an outrigger canoe ride. These
are the touristy things you came here to do so have fun! Fun! A word that is
foreign to an Amway ambot!

I’d say everyone should go out to Pearl Harbor. There are tour operators who
take visitors there usually in combination with some other kind of city tour.
Most hotels will have information on tour companies. Or you can get to the
visitor center yourself. Tickets are free unless you reserve ahead of time and
pay that fee and include a park ranger telling Pearl Harbor’s history and a
ferry ride out to the memorial. http://www.nps.gov/valr/index.htm

I always like going to the Polynesian
Cultural Center but its kind of a bugger getting there. General
admission costs around $60 and goes up from there depending on whether you want
to add dinner, shows, island tour, etc which if you do the full thing costs as
much as admission to Amway WWDB Spring Leadership with the big different the
Polynesian Cultural Center is a whole lot more fun! This is one attraction that
its almost best to find a tour company that will pick you up at your hotel and
drive you out there for the day and bring you home again.

And my things to do list on any city where Amway WWDB is holding a function
is never complete unless I can find a zoo! Yes, Honolulu Zoo! Costs $14 if you’re
over 13 years old or $6 if you’re younger. Would you rather be listening to a
baboon making an ass out of himself on the stage at an Amway function or
watching a baboon making an ass of himself at a zoo. Which baboon costs cheaper
to watch?

Go to a luau! Beats whatever food they’re slopping up at Amway WWDB Spring
Leadership. Oh, I guess that would be none. You got to find a nearby eating
establishment if you’re hungry or buy an overpriced hot dog and drink at the
arena’s concession. And hotel restaurants in Hawaii = $$$$. Oh well. Ambots are
used to overpaying for things, one of the joys of being in the Amway cult and
getting used to being ripped off. Back to the luaus. There are more than I can
possibility count. Almost every hotel on Waikiki Beach offers one. Pick one and
enjoy some roasted pig and poi. No really. Everyone goes for the entertainment
not the food. Some give you a free mai tai when you arrive. Probably get lei’d
too!

Hilo Hattie is still alive and well in Honolulu! This is the place to buy
Hawaiian themed clothes! I have a Hilo Hattie shirt in my closet that I still
haul out whenever I’m going to a Hawaii themed party. Everyone should have one
! They sell other things too. Cans of macadamia nuts and macadamia cookies here
for good prices. You’ll find other discount souvenirs like coffee mugs. Oh yes,
I’m sure I got my free Hilo Hattie coffee mug somewhere in the house still.
Their big store closed down last year so no more free shuttles from the Waikiki
hotels. Head to their store at Ala Moana Center where there’s plenty more
shopping choices. Better prices and better selection than you’ll find at
Scamway!

Oh come on really. Hawaii thrives on tourism. You go there for the sun and
the surf. Nobody goes to Hawaii and needs Anna Banana to tell them what to do.
Pack the sunscreen and have fun. And how do you have fun? By staying the hell
away from Amway ambots!!!!!!!

Here’s some more key words to help Amway IBO’s find their way because the
assholes in their upline don’t help out with this top secret information. And
because there are a bunch of dumb ass Amway ambots that think they have the
power to turn back time and put this into their Google searches: Amway WWDB
Spring Leadership 2015! And one more for the Amway asshole who is
thinking ahead to next year! Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2017. Yup ambots are
so fucking brainwashed by their Amway cult leaders they have no clue what year
it is!

6 comments:

Never mind the fact that Hawaii costs a fortune to get to from anywhere in the continental USA! With all the money spent on a plane ticket, the last thing I'd want to be doing is going to some Amway pep talk when I got there. Inexpensive hotels are hard to find in Hawaii too and even if you could find any I'm sure if you go to this you are required to stay at some super-expensive resort at the so-called discounted convention rate. Except for Amway IBOs that are in a Hawaii, any convention in Honolulu really doesn't make sense anyway, given it is not a centrally located city like Chicago or Dallas, convenient for most of the country to fly to. Finally, while your Amway upline may tell you this is a completely tax-deductible vacation, the IRS may not feel the same way if you get audited, given location indicated on your plane ticket and hotel receipts.

You know Chris I've wondered why WWDB and Amway hold a function in Hawaii and all I can come up with is that they're trying to entice Asian IBO's because its slightly closer to get there than somewhere in the Lower 48. But is it significantly cheaper in airfare to spending more for hotel and food. Yeah I'd like to write off my Hawaiian vacation as a tax deduction but somehow I think Uncle Sam might be all over my ass for that one.

Anonymous - I think those dumb asses at WWDB and Amway are trying to look at a small segment of the foreign population where it might be a slightly less longer flight to reach Hawaii. It would be interesting to find out the attendance of WWDB Amway Spring Leadership in Honolulu which in the past has always been held in a hotel meeting room compared to some of the other venues where an arena or conference center is booked that can hold a lot of people. And the other thing is what you get for $100 in a hotel room in Las Vegas is a whole lot different than what $100 gets you for a hotel room in Honolulu. Same with a $100 food budget. And ironically where is the top travel destination for Hawaiians? Las Vegas!

As for the old stupidity or malice question, could be a bit of both but stupidity wins out.

Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.

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I'm married to a former Ambot - one of those annoying commissioned Amway salespeople. Fortunately he saw the light of the horrible cult he was part of and ended his association. I'm here to report on the crap he took and I had to put up with. Hoping I might be able to help some poor souls who find themselves in the same situation I was - married to an ambot.