Front Porch Step:Bastard Lyrics

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Someone give me a break,I'm bored and can't find shit to do.So I thought I'd write this awful tune andHope that someone might just sing along.My family hates the sight of me.I've got no girl to the side of me,And everything I do just turns out wrong.

Well I don't have any friends,It seems like everybody hates me,Well maybe I just made them angry,Don't ask because I cannot tell you why.

But singing is what I adore and I can barely play a chord,But I'll keep singing until the day I die.

I like to watch TV, but I have gone through three remotesAnd my xbox has been running slow,So I just sit and drown within myself.And that's not good 'cause I hate my thoughts'Cause I think of things that piss me off,Someone please just save me from this hell.

I like to ball it up,And I wish I could be like mike, but I am fat and I am white,So I know that I will never fly.

But singing is what I adore and I can barely play a chordBut I'll keep singing until the day I die.

And I'm afraid of the dark,Which makes it hard to walk at nightBecause I love to watch those stars shine bright,It makes me happy in a lovely way.'Cause if those stars can last that long, then I know I can be strongAnd the thought of that makes everything okay.

I wanna meet a girl,Whose beautiful and just as smartShe'll hold my hand when it gets dark.I'll treat her right yeah I give you my word.

'Cause singing is what I adore and I can barely play a chord,But someday I would like to sing for her.