Your Oscars 2014 Live Thread

The glamour, the pageantry, the culture, the Holocaust – that’s right, it’s the Oscars! And it’s finally happening tonight! The Super Bowl of movie season, so many Harvey Weinstein tirades have all been leading up to this. STRAP ON YOUR TIARAS, SAILORS, IT’S TIME FOR PAGEANTRY! Red carpet coverage of the 86th Academy Awards starts at 4 pm PT/7 pm ET on ABC, with the actual ceremony scheduled for 5:30/8:30.

That’s a question I’ll leave up to you. In any case, we’ll be hanging out here in this here live thread, and don’t forget to play along with our Official FilmDrunk Oscars 2014 Drinking Game (please drink responsibly). Pink, Matthew McConaughey, Bette Midler, George Clooney, Lady Gaga, Danny Trejo – the stars are sure to be out tonight, and Billy Bush too. Will Clooney play a prank? Will Jennifer Lawrence do something adorable? Will Ellen accidentally drop six F-bombs? Literally anything can happen on a night like this. Follow it live or risk missing out forever.

Mud is weird. Scrawny 14 year old punches a senior over a high school girl. Senior gets up and walks away without even saying anything. High school girl is impressed with 14 year old enough to want to bang him, even after he walks away from her for a few minutes to stare at Reese Witherspoon in front of her.