Tucson, AZ – Authorities allege that at around 1:30 Monday morning, 32-year-old Jeffery Sexton slithered into the bedroom a 10-year-old special needs boy and molested him. After violating the child, Sexton crawled out of the window and vanished into the night. The child’s parents called 911 believing they had been burglarized – while officers were en route, the child told them what really happened. He said the man entered his room, held a hand over his mouth, and sexually assaulted him. Just hours before the assault, another deputy in the area noticed a suspicious vehicle in front of the boy’s home and jotted down a description of the vehicle and a tag number. When the burglary call was broadcast, that deputy recognized the home address and ran the information he took from the vehicle. Officials say that, and a description from the child, led them straight to Sexton. The monstrous fuck has been charged with burglary, molestation of a child and sexual conduct with a minor. Bond has been set at $200,000.…

Mesa, AZ – I was going to post this story the other day, but wanted to hold out in hopes that a mugshot would be released – and I am so glad I did! The mug just kinda pulls all of the visuals together. Last Saturday, officers were called out to investigate a suspicious person hiding out in a ditch behind a vacant home. For just a second, put yourself in the officer’s shoes and picture Edward Rodriguez sitting in a ditch in the middle of the night. There he sits, surrounded by pornographic sex toys. He’s shirtless and is wearing a pair of women’s pants with a hole in the crotch, his little willy peekin’ out. And wait! What’s this? He’s wearing his underwear around his neck! How does one maintain their professional composure after stumbling upon a scene like that? Not only would I have pointed and laughed ’till I peed my pants, but I would have had my camera right there to capture the moment for my 15 minutes of YouTube fame.…

Phoenix, AZ –“All of a sudden, he was just gone,” said Hillary Wood in response to the disappearance of her 3-year-old son, Dayton. The child had been playing with other children in a courtyard of his apartment complex when he just poofed. Hillary was inside her apartment, tending to another child – the apartment door was wide open – she could both see and hear Dayton from inside the home. She peeked outside to check on him and he was gone. When Hillary asked Dayton’s playmates where he was, the kids told her that he had been led away by an adult. The cops were called and a description of the child was immediately broadcast. Just 30 minutes after the initial 911 call, Dayton was spotted in the company of Ronda Williams. The two were found in a shopping center a few blocks away from the apartment complex.…

MESA, Ariz. – Corrina May Davis, 21, has been charged with two counts of child abuse after Maricopa County Constable Fred Arnett found her 2-year-old boy locked in a closet. He had shown up at the residence to serve her an eviction notice. “I found the child laying there, basically in the fetal position,” Arnett said. But that’s not all. Court documents say the child appeared to have suffered physical and sexual abuse with “bruising of different colors on both sides of his face, a chipped tooth, a cut and a bruised lip, bruising to his ears, bruising to his hip” and blood coming from his genitals. Arnett was also alarmed by the boy’s response by officials. Or rather, the lack of one. “This child wouldn’t laugh or smile to anything we would do. In any of our attempts to get a reaction out of this child, there was nothing. It’s like he had given up. There was no fight in this child,” said Arnett. Davis admits to locking her son in the closet while she went to work, but denied abusing her son.…

Chino Valley, AZ – Have you ever been so liquored up and desperate for a piece of tail that the neighbor’s dog started to look attractive? What with her furry little booty and her come hither looks? No? Didn’t think so. I guess Gary Riley can’t say the same – he’s been indicted on charges of bestiality for the alleged rape of his neighbor’s 6-month-old border collie, Daisy. Levi Federwisch told officers that he arrived home from work on January 7th and discovered that his dog was missing. While searching for the pup, Levi came upon a gruesome and disturbing scene – poor Daisy was being violated by Gary. After a bit of a struggle, Levi was able to rescue the dog from the big dumb human. Gary, who was later found hiding under his bed, told officers that he had found the dog on his property and was on his way to return it when a man (Levi) started yelling and hit him for no good reason. When Levi said something about calling the cops, Gary freaked.…

PHOENIX, AZ – A 45-year-old man died while helping his cousin roast a pig for a neighborhood block party. He accidentally fell into the 3-foot deep backyard fire pit, face first, and became wedged.

When his cousin was unable to pull him out of the fire, he used a water hose in an attempt to douse the fire. So not only did this poor guy burn in a fire pit that was probably at several hundred degrees, he also got steamed.

It took several police officers to get the man out of the pit, but he was pronounced dead at the scene. Reports are that the two men had been drinking, but it’s not known if that played any factor into the man falling in.

His cousin was so traumatized by what had happened, he was taken to the hospital for treatment.

TEMPE, Ariz — Police are looking for 8-month-old Gabriel Johnson who was last seen with his mother in San Antonio, Texas the day after Christmas. Police say his mother, Elizabeth Johnson, took Gabriel from their Arizona home and stayed in Texas from Dec. 22 to 27. Johnson was scheduled to appear in Maricopa County Superior Court’s Family Court in Phoenix for a Dec. 28 custodial hearing, but she failed to appear and lost custodial rights to Gabriel. She was arrested by police on Thursday after being located in Miami Beach, Florida. Gabriel was not with her. Police are also looking for Elizabeth’s white 1995 Oldsmobile Delta-88, AZ plate AGZ4214. It is being reported that Elizabeth has made threats to harm Gabriel before. If you have any information as to the whereabouts of Gabriel Johnson, contact the Tempe Police Department at (480) 350-8311 or Silent Witness at 480-WITNESS.…

Tucson, AZ– There are many ways to try to quiet a fussy baby. You can feed ’em, burp ’em, change ’em, bathe ’em, rock ’em, and even try to plug their little siren hole with a pacifier if all else fails and then snuggle with them until all is well. That’s my list and many of those remedies have always worked for me, but wouldn’t you know it, a sick and twisted twat named Lisa White found another way on how to try to shut the pie-holes of the little buggers. How she came up with this idiotic idea, I have no fucking clue, but, once again, I am sickened at how callous some people can be to an innocent and defenseless child. On December 21, the Cochise County Sheriff’s Office was contacted by detectives from the Tucson Police Department. The detectives informed the sheriff’s office about a 2-month old boy who was treated for low blood sugar and respiratory issues at the Northern Cochise Community Hospital in Willcox on December 18.…

CHANDLER, Arizona – A 3-year-old girl has died after the lid to her toy box fell closed, hitting her in the head. Officials say the girl was reaching inside the toy box for a toy when the lid closed hitting her head “‘on the wrong spot” and sending her into cardiac arrest. Paramedics arrived on the scene and tried to resuscitate the girl, but were not able to. “I’ve been a paramedic for almost 30 years and I’ve seen this event just three times with a toy box. I can’t stress enough that this is just a tragic, tragic accident,” said Chandler Fire Battalion Chief Paul Nies. You know, I am aware that the top of the skull on young kid’s are not fully…cooked…or whatever. But I’ve honestly never thought of this kind of thing happening. Imagine looking after your kid making sure they are not put in harm’s way unnecessarily, keeping them safe and sound. Only to have them die like this. …

Peoria, Arizona – Police are looking for 48-year-old Faleh Hassan Almaleki for what he has been accused of doing to his daughter. Reportedly upset over his 20-year-old daughter becoming too “Westernized” and straying a bit too far from their Iraqi family values – he ran her over with his vehicle. Noor Faleh Almaleki was walking with Amal Edan Khalaf, 43, in the Arizona Department of Economic Security parking lot when she was struck. Almaleki is currently in the hospital suffering from life-threatening injuries. Khalaf received non life-threatening injuries. Police say the two women are roommates. I’m sure this has all been a complete misunderstanding and no way could it have been an attempted honor killing.…

Phoenix, AZ– A word of warning to all of my Demon friends that possess a peter – please, take a minute to study the mugshot attached to this story. If you, or any of your manly body parts, have had any contact with the beastly oaf, authorities in Arizona and California would like to have a word with you. Furthermore, if you allowed this man to give you a thorough physical and make off with a smidgen of your semen in the hopes of getting some cash, well, you’re screwed! (Literally and figuratively). The man’s name is Jeffrey Graybill, but those who have been screwed may know him as Dr. Robert Richardson. Graybill allegedly set up an ad on Craigslist offering to pay Caucasian and Latino suckers men between the ages of 18 – 25 as much as $4,000 to be sperm donors for stem cell and/or other research. And wouldn’t you know it? He got ’em to bite – hook, line, and sinker. …

Phoenix, AZ– A wise man once said, “A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need the advice.” That said, here’s a bit of advice: Bathtubs don’t make good playpens. One family had to go and learn that the hard way Sunday afternoon. While attending a house party, the parents of an 8-month-old baby boy laid the child down for a nap in the bathtub. He was left there to snooze, in the tub, for about 30 minutes. When his parents returned to check up on him, they found him submerged in water. He was admitted to the hospital in extremely critical condition and passed away the next day. (I have had to improvise sleeping arrangements on more than a couple of occasions and not once did I ever even consider the bathtub an appropriate place to lay a child – asleep or awake). Right now the question is who the hell turned the water on? Phoenix Fire Captain Alex Rangel said, “We’re not exactly sure, how water could be turned on, but we’ve seen it before, kids, eight to 10 months can crawl, reach up to turn on water or it could possibly have been another sibling.…

Mesa, AZ – Tonya Goodson and her two daughters, ages 1 and 10, were out for a walk Sunday evening when their evening was ruined by a ridiculously cracked bitch. That screwy bitch was Viniecia Jordan – she seemed to think that Goodson’s 10-year-old daughter was giving her the old stink eye or something, and she flipped the hell out. She yelled after the trio, “Tell your daughter to stop staring at me!” Goodson, obviously not wanting to tangle with the mental midget, continued walking. Jordan approached Goodson and told her that she better “put her bitch daughter in check.” Goodson tried to explain that her daughter Stephanie was hearing impaired – she is completely deaf in one ear and nearly so in the other – and she communicates by reading lips. The mental midgets response to that? “She don’t look deaf to me.” *massive eye roll followed by facepalm* After a little more taunting, Jordan proceeded to go all Mike Tyson and shit. Fists flew – and so did the toddler.…

Chandler, AZ – It’s been awhile since a story has angered me as much as this one, and I’m afraid it’s gonna stick with me. I fucking hate the vile, revolting, waste of a human being known as Brian Mark Hopf. Just his name on my tongue makes me want to vomit. This putrid steaming pile of excrement wrapped up in human skin was blessed with the ability to help create a life – a life that he basically ended early Monday morning. Authorities say that Brian’s three-week-old daughter suffered not only severe physical abuse, but was possibly sexually assaulted as well. Three. Fucking. Weeks. And it’s not looking like she is going to hit the one-month milestone. The child is hospitalized with multiple injuries, including three skull fractures, fractured ribs, retinal hemorrhaging, brain swelling, four tears to her anus, and irreversible brain damage. Good god. …

Chandler, Arizona “Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman giving all your love to just one man. You’ll have bad times and he’ll have good times doing things that you don’t understand. But if you love him you’ll forgive him even though he’s hard to understand. And if you love him, oh be proud of him ’cause after all he’s just a man. Stand by your man.” Ugh. I hated typing out those Tammy Wynette lyrics as much as I hate that actual song. I’m more of a “fuck THAT” kind of person. I have some tolerance but I couldn’t be further from understanding the love and devotion shown to someone who had just killed my child.…

Phoenix, AZ– Terry Neely, 46, was last seen in his motorized wheelchair leaving his home at an assisted living complex on the evening of August 2. The next time anyone laid eyes on Neely, he was a charred and dismembered body left burning in a trash can. (Really folks, what’s with all the fires lately? Damn). Judging by the information being released, Neely didn’t go quickly or quietly – he had been systematically tortured for as many as three days. Now, who the hell would be so callous and cruel as to pick on a defenseless disabled guy? According to authorities, the smiling vixen you see here, Angela Simpson, might have had something to do with it. As a matter of fact, she ‘fessed up to being the callous and cruel human who made Neely’s last days on earth a living hell. And she told all to authorities in return for a candy bar. …

Phoenix, AZ – Thursday was quite a day for Salvador Medina. At 9:00 a.m. that morning, he was released from prison after serving time for sexual abuse/dangerous crimes against children. He was given a ride to meet with his parole officer, went through the out-process, was issued a GPS ankle monitor, and was back on the streets by noon. Just hours after his release, Medina was up to his old tricks. And, shortly after midnight, back in police custody. After he departed the PO’s office, he managed to remove his ankle bracelet. At 4:00 p.m., he accosted three sisters, ages 15, 15, and 11, coming out of a department store. He watched as the girls got settled in the car – then he made his move. He allegedly forced his way into the car, threatened the 15-year-old driver with a pair of scissors, and demanded she drive out of the area. And, so she did. …

Kingman, AZ– The details in this story are few, but the heroism of a 20-month old baby girl’s mother I wanted to share with you. Brad Anderson, 28, and his wife Holly, 26, had been separated after an extensive history of domestic violence. Holly took the couple’s baby girl, Bailey, left their home and moved in with a friend. It was at this friend’s residence that police responded to a domestic disturbance call around 5:40 p.m. this last Sunday. Holly Anderson was only able to speak to the officers through a small crack in the door and she began making eye movements while talking that suggested she was not alone.…