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Promising review: "This spray will save your reputation! I've tried Poo Pourri before, but it smells like someone took a dump in a bowl of fruit loops! With this, all I smell is a nice subtle nature smell without even a hint of poop. Amazing product!" —Ali

Yes, that's right, these were created by the pooping experts behind the legendary Squatty Potty! You know, the stool that's helped about 6,117 five-star reviewers to do the number two more...efficiently? Who better to trust?!

It comes in five *refreshing* scents: citrus squeeze, fruity booty, mystic forest, pinch of vanilla, and tropical dropsical. So basically anyone who goes in after you will be like:

This doesn't just *lightly mask* the scent: the formula is a blend of essential oils and real gold nanoparticles to trap odors above and beneath the toilet water and actually deodorize the room.

Promising review: "I used to be a Poo-Pourri user, but the bathroom always ended up smelling like perfume with an underlying odor of poo. Unicorn Gold actually covers the smell — which, for a family that shares one bathroom — is amazing." —Whit

You just spritz it before (if you forget, after works too) your number two and you're good to go!

Promising review: "That awkward moment when you drop a deuce in the office bathroom and the receptionist walks in and tells you how good it smells in there. Yes friends, this actually happened. I'm a frequent user of Unicorn Gold Frooty Booty, always using those five sprays in the loo before making the poo. It starts working the magic before you even drop the deuce in the pool. I even have the office staff's endorsement. But Amazon, between you and me, I will never be able to tell them what that delightful smell really is." —scorpizious

Did I mention it's good for up to ~200~ trips to the loo?! That's a lot of, um, sessions.

Promising review: "I love this stuff. This is the third bottle that I own (not because I use them up like crazy, I just wanted to try all the different scents). It really works. If you forget to spray before you go, you can do it after, and I have found that it is just as effective at controlling the smells. These smell great. My personal favorite is the vanilla one. Now I'm not terrified to use the bathroom when I'm in a public place. Awesome!" —seredaaddams

Those with a fear of public restrooms can finally feel relieved when it's time to do their bidding. No one will ever know.

Promising review: "Unicorn Gold may have spared the office an ugly confrontation. The poo fumes of a coworker were hindering the ability of another to do her job. Other brands were not up to this task, and tensions were running high. Thank you Squatty Potty!" —PitKristy

Get it from Amazon for $9.99 (available in five scents) or from Walmart for $9.99 (available in one scent).