According to the National Enquirer, the Duchess of Cambridge is secretly battling an eating disorder that is taking a major toll on her health and has left her weighing a mere 98 pounds. A so-called “royal source” tells the tabloid, “She’s suffering big time… Kate’s consulting a leading British medical expert who is treating her for the early stages of anorexia.”

The tabloid then quotes another supposed “palace insider” as saying, “Instead of a body to die for, she ended up with a condition that can be fatal,” as she attempts to become the “Princess Perfect” with diet and exercise. The alleged “source” for the magazine adds, “The sad fact is Kate overdid things.” Actually, it’s sad that there isn’t a single fact in the tabloid’s entire article.

Gossip Cop has repeatedly busted the Enquirer for its many ludicrous stories about the Duchess of Cambridge. We previously corrected the tabloid for wrongly claiming Middleton was begging Queen Elizabeth to have Brad Pitt knighted. Prior to that, Gossip Cop debunked a ludicrous story about Middleton supposedly being angry with Prince William for wanting to see Britney Spears in concert.

Regardless of the tabloid’s poor track record when it comes to accurately reporting about Middleton, Gossip Cop still checked in with a palace, who exclusively assures us that the anorexia claim is flat out “rubbish.”