so its like myheritage.com, except...not. i think there is a possibility that he was not interested in becoming president again, maybe he wanted to live a different life. if that is true, according to myheritage.com, zombie nixon can also be martin sheen, artie shaw, or james garner. artie shaw is dead though, is it possible that he disguised himself as a dead person? i hope so, it would be like a zombie disguising himself as a zombie...zombies ARE stupid though. i think nixon is shaw, what a dumbass.

no, i take that back, i put some pieces together. when i see that picture of nixon, i see a little wade boggs with a shave. if zombie nixon was wade boggs that would explain why wade boggs always has zombies chasing after him. IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE. ZOMBIE NIXON IS WADE BOGGS. YOUR SITE IS A LIE...oh, unless zombies can multiply, then i take that back.

oh yes we have no bananas... We have NOOOO bananas today... Theres a fruit man on our street whos name is mr pete and he keeps good things to eat, but you should hear him speak
When you ask him anything he never answers NO
He just yes's you to death, and then he takes your dough.

I'd like to address the issue that everyone from Massachusetts supports Romney because he was the former governor. I'm from MA and I know Romney to be a Mormon flip-flopping giggle-clown. Ron Paul is the real man for the job!

Nixon: "Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973 but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one who's changed is me. I've become bitter, and let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat. And I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place! Muhuhahahaha!" Now that's a reanimated corpse I'd vote for!