I've been seeing this lately and it bugs the ever loving **** out of me.

If you create a thread with a news article put a LINK to the damn article. Don't just site what you want out of it with no source.

So with you on that one!

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Superman: "I can only tell you what I believe, Diana. humankind has to be allowed to climb to its own destiny. We can't carry them there."Flash: "But that's what she's saying. What's the point? Why should they need us at all?"Superman: "To catch them if they fall."

If by "surreal comedy" you actually mean "not funny in any way whatsoever" Then I am with you all the way...

__________________"Carpe Diem"

I got thrown out of a window! What's the f***ing charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?

My father gave me one piece of advice. He said "Always. .." No, he said "Never..." well actually he gave me two pieces of advice, I've forgotten the other one. But the important one is, "Never chase a man over a cliff".

People with the word Dark anywhere in their usernames are vastly inferior to everyone else. "DarkThis," "DarkThat," "____Dark," "____Dark___,"etc. are all totally unoriginal names and nowhere near as cool as they think they are. Worse yet, they all look alike so nobody can tell them apart.

All of the Darths are only slightly better than the Darks. And yes, they all look alike, too.

People with the word Dark anywhere in their usernames are vastly inferior to everyone else. "DarkThis," "DarkThat," "____Dark," "____Dark___,"etc. are all totally unoriginal names and nowhere near as cool as they think they are. Worse yet, they all look alike so nobody can tell them apart.

All of the Darths are only slightly better than the Darks. And yes, they all look alike, too.

People with the word Dark anywhere in their usernames are vastly inferior to everyone else. "DarkThis," "DarkThat," "____Dark," "____Dark___,"etc. are all totally unoriginal names and nowhere near as cool as they think they are. Worse yet, they all look alike so nobody can tell them apart.

All of the Darths are only slightly better than the Darks. And yes, they all look alike, too.

Replace Darths/Dark with numbers attached to your name

__________________Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!Sir Bedevere: A newt?Peasant 3: ..... I got better.

I got thrown out of a window! What's the f***ing charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?

My father gave me one piece of advice. He said "Always. .." No, he said "Never..." well actually he gave me two pieces of advice, I've forgotten the other one. But the important one is, "Never chase a man over a cliff".

That reminds me of another rule: Adding "cool" words to you user name doesn't make you cool by association. Words like nitro, dynamite, doctor/dr., super, cool, rocks/rox, thunder, ranger, rider/ryder, incredible, captain, etc. You might as well add "lame" while you're at it.