The Administration

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The Inner Circle

President Jeff:

In the midst of a depressing presidential campaign season,
President-to-be Jeff boldly took upon himself the challenge of accepting a dare
from his friends: submit his name for consideration to an essentially defunct
but still legally recognized Reform Party. With no other challengers, he won
the nomination. After the initial shock, Candidate Jeff set forth his economic
stimulus plan which involved selling his homemade jelly to the country. Plus
something about being honest. The rest, as they say, is stupid.

Described
by the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court as a man with inexplicable self-confidence,
Vice President Billy came to office with, if it were possible, less political acumen
than President Jeff. Like all the rest of the new administration’s inner
circle, Vice President Billy is in way over his head. But unlike the others, he
doesn’t seem to mind.

DNI Dekker

DNI Dekker entered his position at the top of the American Intelligence
Community with a vision. His utter contempt at how little U.S. Intelligence
Agencies resemble the Jason Bourne movies has stoked a passion to close the gap
between Hollywood and American Spycraft. He reportedly forces his staff to watch
Enemy of the State every Monday morning to remind them how far we have to go.

Secretary of State Eckles

Former President Clinton raves that Secretary of State
Eckles “looks like a guy I knew once.” Shortly after President Jeff’s
Inauguration, Colin Powell personally invited Secretary-to-be Eckles to stop throwing up by
his car. Eckles stands out from President Jeff’s other appointments in that he
actually does know that there are more countries in the world than are depicted
on Risk.

National Security Adviser, Admiral Bamm

Rumor has it that Chief of Staff Stacy begged Admiral Bamm to
stay on as President Jeff’s National Security Adviser, even after Vice
President Billy called him “Popeye.”

Chief of Staff Stacy

Secretary Stacy served under the previous administration as
a deputy chief of staff. After helping the new president find one of his
escaped chickens (long story), Jeff asked Stacy to stay on as his “fully
deputized Chief of Staff.” Stacy, a former Marine, sensed that to abandon the new
President was to abandon the country to a farcical, embarrassing political
theater with no hope for redemption. Since Congress had that act covered, he
agreed to stay on.