Ol' Monogamous

Yellowstone's most famous geyser is called "Old Faithful," because it never remarried after its wife ran off with a mudput from down the block. And also because the name was more pleasing to Victorian sensibilities than its original name, "Old Cuck."

Since the reintroduction of wolves into the park in the late '90s, pic-a-nic basket theft has plummeted to near record lows.

Every few years a foreign tourist is boiled alive in a thermal pool. It's not an accident - the natives are deliberately sacrificing them to the supervolcano god to forestall an eruption that will kill us all.

The more you know!

A Huckberry retro National Park t-shirt. I am deliberately not linking to the site because it's one of those super-annoying stores that requires you to register before you can even browse their stock. Booo!