Re: Things You Think Are Confessions But Are Actually Banal And No One Gives A Fuck

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I admitted to "hat guy" at work that I would've liked this when I was in high school for it's sheer bizarre and happy hardcore qualities. I'm sort of ashamed, but equally don't give a fuck. I never had Napster at my house because my parents were afraid of infecting their Packard Bell.

EDIT: It was a random sharing moment from someone I never talk to. Also, the guy reminds me of Patchy the Pirate on Spongebob Squarepants.

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Originally Posted by miscorrections

I apparently can't karaoke without attracting gays of both sexes or poly couples. For some reason my enthusiasm drives them to try to put their mouths on my mouth.

From what I hear, this is more of a Seattle thing than a personal thing?

Originally Posted by guedita

Some jerk sitting next to me on a plane tonight woke me up to tell me I had started drooling on myself.

Some horrible cunt woke me up on the Megabus to DEMF one year to inform me I was snoring too loud. I'm sorry you didn't have the foresight to bring earplugs/headphones on an extended public transportation trip.

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Noir received the new Big Boi album on Tuesday. I opened it and brought it to my car to play on the drive to get some well past 3:00am groceries. While attempting to pull it from the hard plastic case, I broke the never played CD in half. I've never done that before and I felt awful. I wrote him an email saying I was sorry. I replaced it with the deluxe edition ("3 extra songs!") by 7:30pm Wednesday.

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I'm 'working from home' today soley so I can make a Guinness stew (which apparently takes 3 hours to cook).

Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?

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I walked into Trader Joe’s right now and Oingo Boingo’s Only a Lad was playing. I looked around for someone else to give me the eye to start crashing shoulders with, but no one even noticed the song was on.