A man walks into a cowboy saloon bar and makes a challenge towards the barman…
“I bet I can drink the spittoon dry.”
“I’ll bet you $100 you can’t” agrees the barman.
The man lifts the spittoon to his lips and proceeds to drink all of the spit in it.
“OK you win the bet… stop… here’s your $100 dollars” says the barman looking quite green. But the man continues to drink from the spittoon.
“Didn’t you here me, I said stop and collect your $100 dollars” argues the barman.
The man continues to drink from the spittoon.
“You’re sick” says the barman. Just then the man stops drinking from the spittoon.
“Why didn’t you stop?” queries the barman.
“I couldn’t… it was all in one lump” says the man.