Captain Claw

It is officially human season here, and for me there’s nothing more luxuriously decadent than feasting on fresh human. Here are tips for butchering, cleaning, and serving these delectable primates with a trio of terrific dipping sauces.

“We must still believe. Believe that crabs are basically good. If not in aggregate, then surely individually. We must believe that decency and virtue and courage are, at bottom, the sacred ocean floor of society.”