Please exercise caution when riding the escalator. Hold handrails and exit promptly upon reaching the landing.

Monday, December 25, 2006

Overheard at the YMCA

A guy flirts with a girl while walking toward the weightroom. "So," he says, "I applied for a job to move cars around at the BMW dealership today, but I got turned down because I don't have a drivers license."

"Ahh. What're ya gonna do." The girls shakes her head and walks a little faster.