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10 Short Girl Probs

It's a tough world out there, you have to be 5'4 to be a princess at Disney, a fact which breaks my heart on a daily basis. Are you part of the short girl gang? Then you'll know these 10 problems we all face on a regular basis...

1. Being Used As An Armrest

"HAHA you're so small, perfect height to rest on". We are people, not tables. We are not a place to rest your elbow. Wankers.

2. Getting Served At The Bar

You're more likely to go to mars than get served at a crowded bar. Frantically waving at the barman as the tenth person in five minutes has pushed in front of you.

3. Maxi Dresses = A Tent

You have visions of yourself rocking an elegant flowing maxi dress, alas when you try it on, it gives you flash backs of school uniforms that you were promised you'd "grow into". You never did, and never shall.

4. Heels Are A Necessity

You have no option but to wear heels, not even for aesthetic reasons but because if you didn't no outfit would look in proportion.

5. Feet Not Reaching The Floor

This is a real thing, don't laugh. Short girls still swing their legs at the Cinema.

6. Public Transport = Hell

On the tube, want to hold onto a rail for balance? No chance. The tube is more like a surfing trip, you often end up accidentally grabbing onto a stranger to avoid face planting. Also, you're at the armpit level of other passengers- gross.

7. Refused From Rollercoasters etc

You know when you were a kid and you wanted to go on a ride or a waterpark slide, but were too small? And they measured you on that board? Yeah, short girls still don't pass the height restriction.

8. Drunk Men Picking You Up

Seriously, put me down before someone gets hurt. I may be small but I am mighty.

9. Being Called Cute

Cute isn't necessarily a bad thing, but everyone will call you cute even if you're satan's spawn, just because of your height. Get use to it.

10. "You Look So Young For Your Age"

Usually a compliment, right? Wrong. They don't mean you've aged well, they mean you still legitimately could pass for a ten year old from far away.