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Quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo #10 of the San Francisco 49ers warms up prior to the game against the Chicago Bears at Soldier Field on December 3, 2017 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Kena Krutsinger/Getty Images)

Porn star Kiara Mia is one to kiss and kind of tell when it comes to former Patriots quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo.

After the duo was spotted on a date late last week, the 41-year-old adult entertainer has been making cryptic comments that even our fluency in girl-speak can’t interpret.

“What I will say is this: Jimmy and I had an amazing dinner and he treated me with so much respect and class. And honestly, we’re friends,” she told TMZafter refusing to reveal exactly how she came to meet the 26-year-old San Francisco 49er.

That remark might have us assuming Garoppolo has been rushed into the friend zone because, you know, she blatantly labeled them as friends. But then, in the same breath, she called him “sexy as (expletive)” and teased that as to whether more dates were in their future was “to be continued …”

To mix up her signals even more, Kiara Mia seductively shared that their Hollywood date included enjoying her “favorite dessert.”

We don’t know about you, but the only dessert we split with our friends is maybe a decadent fudge-covered cake, not an indulgent helping of double entendre. But then again, we’ve never dined with anyone in the, uh, movie business.

While we can’t tell which side of Kiara Mia’s mouth is telling the truth about the nature of their relationship, we can be sure of one thing: Spectators will be fixated on Garoppolo in the coming months — and not just to see how he fares on the field.