Some people would choose to live, only to know who sits on the iron throne. Or maybe to know if ‘Bhai’ ever gets married. Duh, curiosity.

Here are some instructions

Try cussing, it fucking helps. Rhodie you son of a bitch, give me my 5000 bucks.

Nvm, try being awkward, tell people you’re down, you’re depressed, you might even kill yourself. So cute when they care. Do it till they stop giving a fuck.

Smile and scare your depression away, you ugly pig.

I personally believe our stay here is so temporary, a billion year old universe, millions and millions of stars and galaxies and you think your sadness matters. It’s the end of the world?!? Eh?!?

Always remember, nothing means anything and we are all gonna die.

Eat fruits and veggies.

Take a walk into the woods and settle there, become a monk or some cannibals’ dinner, you’d feel better.

Look at the stars, if that helps. And know, half of the stars you see are already dead.

Good night. Hope you wake up with a will to live.

P.S.

Don’t trust a random blogger who tells you that it’s not gonna be alright. He prolly himself suffers from chronic depression and anxiety and is slowly dying, has a weird sense of humor, and loves dark jokes. And fucking does nothing but cuss.

There are things in my life, about which I know nothing. I don’t know why Bhawna hates me so much that she blocked me on all social media, I don’t know why I am restarting my blog after so many days, I don’t know why I stopped writing at the first place, I don’t know why I have to pee at 3’o clock on a cold night.

There’s a lot depressing things going around and I have no clue why it’s happening.

There’s dreams I have given up on, there’s women I know i can never date. There’s things I know i CANT own and that, now after the spiritual and financial enlightenment feels OKAY.

Heard about the Chandigarh eve teasing incident. A rich brat of a BJP politician stalked and harassed a girl.

What’s worse is BJP’s attitude towards it. The leaders are, blaming the girl for the incident, which is shameful even for BJP politicians. History is the witness that whenever Women are disrespected, a Strom has come. Here’s my little warning to those in power.

Hey guys how are you doing!!! I dont care honestly, but mum said be nice. So……. Here’s a humorous battle between momos, vada pav and litti chokha

You know the amount of content out there about Delhi vs Mumbai is more than the population of both the cities. so, everytime delhi guys makes fun of mumbai folks or vice versa, I find it amusing. I really find it amusing, coz I ain’t from either of the cities.

I from a developed part of this country, the progressive part. BIHAR.

And boy, people are jealous. Whenever I tell them I am from bihar, they act like they’re scared but they are actually jealous. That’s why they hate us.

We are a racist country, you gotta accept it. Everytime a person tells where he is from, a follow up question is there, depending on where, he is from.

Like if you say, you are a bengali, people are like, Ami Tamako bhalo bashe, JAL KHABO, fucking everytime.

Wait for the ultimate one, no one in this country is as stereotyped as the “MADRASIS” even if (s)he is fair people will go and ask him ” TU GORA KYU HAI”. The Delhi people, their geography is messed up. This is Delhi, and everything north to it is punjab amd everything south to it is Madras. Bhopal is Madras, Raipur is Madras, Hyderabad definitely madras. Chennai, umm tu srilanka hai saale….

So the follow-up question for us bihari guys, is Tum kon se jail se bhaage ho?? I was in Delhi and a guy said, tum Tu Tihar se Bhaga hai na!!

You’ve to give in to the fact that biharis are intelligent, it’s no surprise that most of nation’s IAS IPs are Biharis. To be honest, there’s not much of career choices available to us. You either be a politician, or be an IAS officer or you sell fruits and veggies. I am a rookie in all the three, and the clan isn’t accepting me. Sigh.

Coming to the Bombay people, man they are hilarious. Their first goal in life is to make fun of Delhi guys. Their hierarchy is something like this, The south Bombay people are the pure bloods, rest of the town is half blood the Thane people are the muggleborns. And Delhi guys are the filthy muggles. But wait, this isn’t the end of the list. We are the last guys of the hierarchy table. The Dothrakis. The tribal uncivilized clans. Huh!!

The one thing that unites the Delhi and bombay people is their shared hatred for the bihari guys.

*Sigh*

That’s that guys. I wanted to start a you tube channel with this content, looks like will have to wait a bit. Please please comment how you felt about this. Thank you.