Some rules for the French:1. Don't taunt the Knights of the Round Table (especially not a second time).2. Don't placate and aid mass-murdering Nazis.3. Don't piss off cancer surviving cyclists who have consistently wiped your ass up and down the mountains of your very own country.

I'm really not big on athletes who retire for two weeks only to then make a statement that they're reconsidering that decision.

But if it means that Lance may once again clean up the Tour de France, I'm all for it.