Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i togetherWoman: Really, I'd put f and u together

DUDE THIS IS SOOOOOO CUTE!! :D Perfect. Love.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?Boy: NoGirl: Do you like me?Boy: NoGirl: Do you want me?Boy: NoGirl: Would you cry if I left?Boy: NoGirl: Would you live for me?Boy: NoGirl: Would you do anything for me?Boy: NoGirl: Choose--me or your life.Boy: My life

-The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...-

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.The reason I don't want you is because I need you.The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

If you find this cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

AND

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

Returning to Hogwarts after defeating Voldemort how will Harry Potter cope with the normal classes, death eaters who want revenge, private lessons wth Snape and wounded friends when he can barely cope with himself? AU warning. Slash. SSHP

Sequel to Common Ground. After Halloween, Snape and Harry begin to bond even more as they discover some common interests. But will it stand the test of time . . .and can Sev protect Harry from the evil that stalks him? AU, Sev/Harry mentor/guardian story. Complete!

Fate decides to play with Harry's life again, giving him a chance at a family but with the most shocking father. After the Order lock him up Harry flees to the father where they both may get a second chance. MPREG Now rated M

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

Harry comes into his inheritance and finds out that Severus Snape is his mate. With a new evil on the rise, and a new role to play, can both get past their differences and save the world yet again? Snarry creature fic.

One Shot: the team gets hit with a very odd spell, and until the six of them are back at the cave, only the couples seem affected. How can Batman stop Robin's rambling on how much he loves him? Crack and fluff

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!

During potions tutoring with a certain blonde, Harry makes a big mistake. Now he's stuck with a four year old aging a year a week, and he's not sure the boy will make it back to eighteen without turning his world upside down in all sorts of ways. Slash.

Having managed to find the courage to ask for his book back from Professor Snape, Harry learns that there is a reason everybody fears the Potions Master but can one first year see through his mask of fear to see a teacher he can confide in? AU warning

After detention with Umbridge, Harry wanders the corridors with a bleeding hand. Snape finds him, curious as hell as to why Harry is not in bed. He then notices the bleeding hand. In the darkness of midnight, their relationship changes. However, war is coming. What will they have to sacrifice in order to win?

Severitus challenge response! A package is sent to Severus 16 years after Lily's death. Its contents reveal he & Harry have been living a lie. Will they both come to accept the truth & one another? Set after OOTP. Not HBP compliant. No horcruxes. R&R!

COMPLETE. A war-weary Harry, destiny fulfilled, decides he deserves to be selfish for once, even if he has to defy fate to do it. Meanwhile, and some time ago, a teenage Sirius receives some shocking news from his parents. Sirius/Harry. SLASH. (No longer a oneshot.) (Oneshot with bonus chapter?) (Let's go with that.)

Harry is being abused and not getting his Hogwarts letter, so Dumbledore sends Snape along. In Harry, Snape only see's James Potter, he doesn't notice that something is very...off. Warnings: Child Abuse and language so far. Warning will be added as I go.

Writen for Snarry a thon 2010, Harry and Snape teach at Hogwarts - Harry begs Snape to pretend to be in a relationship with him to keep the new teacher in town who doesn't seem to understand 'not interested' off his back. Pretending becomes reality

"Come on, Lance. It as cute when we were teenagers. But now..." She'd been expecting him to stop her, she just hadn't expected him to kiss her that hard. [Lancitty][others] The X-Mansion wakes one morning to find their powers are gone, and must figure out what's happened without revealing their new weakness to their enemies. But in certain cases, 'enemy' seems hard to qualify...

Harry is forced to spend the summer holidays with the Dursleys and he is convinced that the summer will be horrible, until Severus appears on the doorstep of the Dursleys. Sequel to "Filled Chocolates" and "Caring for You". Pre-Guardian.

Ok, so due to the date tomorrow I wrote a fic. I think the Malfoy's had a better relationship than people see, so this is my interpretation of a special moment between them. And yeah I know FD may be a muggle thing but hey its my imagination. Hope you enjoy, and thank your dad's too! xx

When a 500 year old contract thrusts Harry, Severus and Draco into cohabitation, the two Slytherins learn new and intruiging things that define the puzzle that is Harry Potter. And Slytherins do love puzzles. eventual HPDMSS, Warning: Slash. R&R please!

Whoever thought that he, Severus Snape would be the perfect man to raise a child, was sick in the head and needed to be locked up and his brain removed and used for potions as punishment for even thinking of such a stupid thing...Lily thinks otherwise.

7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU

The only gift Harry ever received on his birthday was to learn that Draco Malfoy was his mate and that he was no longer just a regular wizard. Harry is pulled into a new world full of love and hate as their final year of Hogwarts begins...

SLASH!Mpreg! SBHP! Harry is falsely convicted of murdering Ginny. He's also been in a secret relationship with Sirius. Add into the mix one special boy born in Azkaban& you get…a typical mess as only Harry can get into! NOT the usual break-out-of-Azkaban fic! Beware the cute and cuddly OC named Polaris Black. READ full summary and warnings! COMPLETE 1/28/13!

My best friend Edward and I have always shared the Twin Room at the cabin. If Tanya thinks she's sleeping in the Twin Room, she's lost her mind. AH. OOC. Canon Couples. Rated M for language, a lemon and potential rug burn.

After spending 7 years in prison, Edward gets a new start in the fishing village of Corea, Maine. Can a little girl and her mom, Bella, see beyond his past and can they all find love again...or will the ocean swallow them whole?

During his first Christmas at Hogwarts, Harry discovers his liking for liqueur filled chocolates... and experiences more than just a terrible hangover when he awakes the next day. Pre-Guardian fiction.

Bella has been the personal assistant to music and movie star, Edward Cullen for over a year. She's also hopelessly in love with him. When she sings with him for a Christmas show, will she find he returns her feels or end up alone under the mistletoe? Fluffy and pointless with a splash of citrus. Christmas O/S

Little Harry Potter wakes during a storm, worried that a certain well-known creature is waiting to snatch him up. His guardian comes to his aid. Written because a friend told me about the Slenderman, and I was scared out of my mind for two nights...

When Harry receives a dodgy brochure for an island vacation, he isn't sure he should attend. After a bit of a push, he decides to go for it and winds up spending the week in paradise. At least it would be, if it weren't for that pesky blond git.

Bella Swan has always spent her summer vacations with the Cullen family since her mother died, even though she despises their younger son, Edward. What happens when they're forced to live alone and their feelings start to get mixed up? AU, AH. ExB

...She also wasn't wearing any knickers under his t-shirt so when she stretched up to get some plates he caught a glimmer of two rosy cheeks…he shook the thought away, this wasn't going to work...Rose/Scorpius, Charles Dickens 'A Christmas Carol' inspired

18th century. Bella is a girl who dreams of the open seas. When the Cullen's are setting sail for Italy Bella stows away on their ship to escape an unwanted marriage. Now she's surrounded by vampires that want her for one thing - her blood. AU, OOC REVIEW

Harry is a teacher at a preparatory school for young wizards and witches, and that is where he meets five-year-old Scorpius Malfoy. His fascination for the boy grows as their bond strengthens through teaching and learning. It isn't long before Draco is drawn into an evolving relationship.

AU, Slash LV/HP– Voldemort attained immortality through his bloodline of Slytherin. Entering the Ministry of Magic, he rose through the ranks quickly. In 1978, he hears of a prophecy and leaves his job, successfully entering Hogwarts… becoming their DADA Professor. HIATUS.

Sequel to 'The cave incident'. Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort must learn to work together to prevent eradication of the whole British wizarding community. But the outcome of their cooperation might not be what they expected. HPLV. Drama, humor, romance

AU Seventh year. Despite Harry being 17 the ministry feels he should have a new guardian. Actions must be taken to prevent the Minister from having total power over Harry. Disclaimer: I don't own them and promise to put them back where I got them when I am done. Warnings: Slash, HP/SS nothing graphic - Fluff

What starts out as an adventure to help James win the Heart of one Lily Evans, turns into a mixed up and confusing path to finding love in all the wrong places. James isn't the only one who is stung by cupid this year! Sirius/Remus Wolfstar James/Lily Fifth year

Elizabeth Masen died in 1918, leaving behind her beloved son Edward. Now ninety years later, more than just Elizabeth's ghost resides in the Cherry Lane home, Edward's returned and this time with Bella. Working Epiloug for 1918.

Harry is almost 9 when he is rescued & taken to Hogwarts by Severus Snape. Despite his intentions to have nothing more to do with the child, Snape finds himself unable to resist Lily's child, as they both discover that broken hearts can hold more love.

COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR

The Ministry arrests everyone who cast an Unforgiveable during the war, including Harry. Will he survive prison to become the next Dark Lord? Can Severus save him again, or does he become Harry's right-hand man in a new dark era? Snarry-A-Thron 2012 entry. Slash, sex

There's a 33.3% chance that Harry is the father of Draco's baby and a 66.6% chance he isn't but when have the odds ever been in Harry's favour anyway? Starts as a foursome fic and contains HP/DM/RW/BZ and various derivations thereof, but is still a H/D fic.

What if the war had never happened? How would have Lily, James and Harry's life come out if there had never been a prophecy, a chosen one or a boy who lived? What if they were just...a family like any other? One-shot.

"WHAT!" Draco roared in horror. "Fucking hell Potter, are you high? What the hell is going wrong in that head of yours? A Malfoy is never cute, and…and…" "Oh, I beg to differ." Potter smiled. "In my opinion, you're cute right now." HPDM.

Harry/Draco, Harry/Severus. Draco left Harry and regrets it bitterly. He wants him back, but Harry is now in a relationship with Severus. As much as he wants to, Harry will not be able to make both men happy and someone is going to get hurt.

Knowing that his ward was terribly distraught and in no mood to be treated like an adult, Bruce wrapped the ends of his cloak around the boy and returned his attention to the screen. /Rated for some gore and cursing.

It's Richard's birthday and all he wants is to spend the day with his foster father. Instead, he is sent on a mission with the team, in the freezing mountains of Colorado. And to top it off sent by Batman. What will happen? How will Batman make up for it?

Harry Potter isn't really Harry Potter. Neither is he the Boy-Who-Lived, and is therefore thrown away as trash. When he turns sixteen, glamours unwraps his true self and he leaves the Light to find his real family. Slash, HP/DM.

"You're brighter when you talk about him." In which Garfield and M'gann become family. :: Gar/M'gann bonding, also featuring Conner and Marie Logan. Fluff and angst wrapped into a oneshot. Mild Supermartian.

J'onn is not certain what to make of the stowaway on his ship, while M'gann doesn't know how to approach the hero of Mars. Neither fit the image their society has shaped for them, leaving them with a lot to learn en route to Earth.

It's late and Draco can't sleep. He ventures down to the kitchen to find that his father, Lucius, is also awake. They have a lovely little conversation over some tea. A nice father and son moment. Set during summer vacation.

Prompt:YJ meets Catwoman, unaware that she is currently in a relationship or in a fling or whatever those two are with Batman and Robin sort of sees her as a mom. And maybe...Wally starts hitting on her. Despite Robin's subtle hints that Batman will KILL him.

Since his parents demise at the hands of Voldemort Harry has lived a life no child should have to at the hands of the Dursleys. Every year he has made this same wish on his birthday. Will his wish finally come true? Snape/Harry mentor fic. Rated for abuse

"A child of that age needs constant attention and stimulation, neither of which you often do not provide. If I may be frank, Master Grayson is looking for a father, not a benefactor." Rated for some cursing and mild violence.

One Shot: Canary talked to Batman after the meeting about what he said to Diana about Robin. Her words worried him enough to talk to Dick about the future over their thanksgiving dinner. off of Agendas

Tom a wandering thief looking for adventure finds Harry locked up in a tower. What better adventure could you come across? Sorry, this summary sucks story's better I promise. Based off the fairy tale Rapunzel. M/M - TRHP - OOC - (DO NOT COPY TO ANOTHER SITE)

Draco Malfoy has never been a necessarily kind person; Hermione knows that. What she can't understand is why he's so different around a certain other person, when he's so cruel to everyone else. PostHogwarts, Draco&Harry. Light Hermione&Ron.

Umbridge goes too far with the blood quill and it results in a trip to the infirmary, better instruction, a TA position, and falling in love for Harry Potter. Growing up is never easy, especially for The Boy Who Lived.

One night, Harry and Draco find themselves trapped inside a very, very tiny broomcloset. When Draco discovers Harry's naughtiest kink, does he give into temptation? Or does he resist, and allow the knowledge to drive him mad? ONE-SHOT

A year after the epilogue of House W.T.F., almost 20-year-old Harry is madly in love with Ginny. But even though they're engaged, Ginny doesn't feel exactly accepted into the home by Snape who is strict and dour as ever. One-shot

My name is Isabella Swan and I've been living in secret, hidden away from humanity all my life. Everyday I have to endure this miserable torment my abusive father and vile brother bring down upon me. Please, someone, anyone, can you save me? BxE, Rated:M

Lance and Kitty break up, and just when she thinks she's over him, she hears rumours that one of her best friends has taken her place for a night. And what if someone's got proof of it? Read and find out what happens :

Harry is in danger of being bonded to Lucius & losing all of his inheritance.Even worse,his life is in danger.Unfortunately for him,the only way out is to become the ward/future spouse of Severus Snape.A tale of compromise & sacrifice that leads to love.

Post-war. As part of his New Year resolutions, Harry vows to turn over a new leaf, let go of old grudges. When Snape shows up at the Burrow as their First Footer, Harry takes that as a sign to see what kind of relationship he can have with Severus. Slash!

McGonagall's inter-house unity nights bring Harry and Draco closer than they ever would have thought possible. Originally a one shot, now with a sequel. Muggle games, broom cupboards, fluff, humour, smut. Hogwarts 8th year fic, EWE

Draco catches glimpses of the mostly reclusive Hogwart's Hero after the war. After Harry disappears from the public eye, Draco learns some answers in an unexpected place, on a typical British summer's day. HPDM slash, oneshot. EWE.

Ever since Harry Potter had gone blind, he had to do without certain things. But his lovers show him that there are lights even in this darkness. Slash, written for Leela Cat for her birthday, SS/HP/DM

At five Harry is being abused by the Dursley's until one day, Petunia had enough and drops him off at a hospital where he goes into foster care, and there he is treated no better. He runs away and ends up at somebody's door step; I wonder whos?

This is the sequel to 'Trick or treat? Shock or surprise' and 'A Christmas surprise.' It is now eight years later and Cissy is to go on her first date without her over protective father finding out. Does Draco find out? Of course he does. Please R&R.

Hating each other for a lifetime - easy. Being forced to work together - impossible. When Hermione & Draco are sent to New York on a mission, things don't go exactly as planned, and neither had any idea what working closely would eventually reveal...

When Blaise dares him to ask Harry Potter a multitude of ridiculous pick-up lines, Draco accepts without expecting much. Honestly, what are the odds that a few pick-up lines could capture the heart of the Boy Who Lived anyhow? 8th year.

Bella, a single mother of three boys is having a difficult time relating to her kids when she meets Edward, the single father of three girls the same age. The attraction is instant, but the challenge comes with the kids. Will they all get along? Is it possible for them to overcome differences and become a family? AU, AH. M for Lemons. This story is mostly fluff.

Can love save a life or only postpone death? Edward, captain of rebel troops is ordered to kill his danger magnet captive. Bella asks for a last wish of a little time, knowing to save herself she must make Edward fall in love with her. Will it be enough?

Someone or something is attacking Muggles and leaving them for dead. Auror Harry Potter is assigned to the case, but with his usual partner unavailable, he is stuck with the most annoying Auror ever to walk the halls of the Ministry. MATURE CONTENT ETC.

Harry is in Occlumency lessons with Snape when it is discovered that he has been abused by the Dursleys, this is their life after that fact. Abusive!Dursleys. Nice!Snape. OOC!Snape&Harry. Language warning. Abuse toned down from original.

Draco is away on assignment this Christmas and Hermione misses him. When a secret admirer starts sending her gifts at the office, how will she react? Originally written for the LJ Smutty Claus Fic Fest 2011.

The International Confederation of Wizards has ruled that all persons under the age of 17 shall marry into a pureblood family if they desire to remain in the wizarding world. It's just Harry's luck that he is partnered with Lucius Malfoy.

...Before the Truth Has a Chance to Get Its Pants On. When a potions incident leaves Remus up the proverbial creek, life at Hogwarts quickly takes a turn for the worse—or perhaps for the better, if Sirius has any say in the matter.

Here is the sequel to 'Trick or treat? Shock or surprise' this story will have four chapters. 1 to be posted every day. As Harry nears the end of his pregnancy, Draco makes it his mission to find out what's wrong with Harry and fix it. Mpreg. Please R&R

Okay, you've convinced me. Sequel to Freaks Aren't Allowed. This is a series of one shots designed to fill in some of the blanks between Harry's first year with Snape and his first year at Hogwarts. Childfic. Fluff. NOT Abandoned. Just infrequent updates

Third part of the Kitty Series. The war is finally over and Harry and Tom are finally free to do what they want. First thing on the agenda: get married. Join Harry and Tom in the planning of their wedding and the raising of the twins. M/M - TRHP - OOC - (DO NOT COPY TO ANOTHER SITE)

I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.

Severus Snape writes graphic homoerotic novels. His world is turned upside down when he meets his muse. Harry didn't know what to expect when his class took a trip to France. He certainly didn't expect to end up on the run, with new confusing desires.

The Dark lord has been defeated. Harry tries to find himself. On his journey,he discovers Pandora's box - an exclusive club where hidden desires are made a reality. There he will cross paths with someone he never thought he would see again.hp/ss BDSM M/M

All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.

Who knew that buying her a set of paints would change so much? For it became clear as Rapunzel painted the town square that he was hoplessly in love with this girl. And yet, he couldn't tell her. Rapunzel/Flynn. One-shot.

Translated from the French "Maudite Gourmandise" written by Elehyn. Harry is the twins' silent partner in WWW, but he didn't know the two pranksters created a very special lollipop that discloses one's skill at oral sex. Warning : HPSS Slash, slight HPDM

Edward is amped about starting his senior year in college. When he's paired with shy, quiet and reclusive Jasper for a school project, his views on humanity, survival and true beauty are forever changed.

Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy

Harry smiled, but felt a knot of nostalgia in his throat as Lily came into full view. She wasn't a baby anymore. She was the exact replica of what Ginny was at her age - beautiful and ardent. And she didn't need her father anymore. ONESHOT.

SS/HP. Slash. When Harry begins to break under the pressures of death and prophesy, help arrives from an unlikely quarter: Snape. Despite their own doubts, manipulations from all sides and hapless interventions combine to bring their two souls together.

Jasper Whitlock is the Kirk to Edward Cullen's Spock—they're best friends and hardcore Trekkers. Will some smuggled Romulan Ale give Edward the liquid courage he needs to let Jasper know exactly how he feels? *Winner of the Hardcore Nerdward Contest*

After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash, MPreg, bit AU, implied mature content; some violence

Draco Malfoy is a potions genius! But he's not prepared for the utter chaos that ensues when his father decides to meddle, causing one of his creations to have a very unexpected result for his lover, one Harry Potter.

' "C'mon, Dad!" As soon that word left Rex's mouth, both of them froze. The room became silent, and the continuous whirl of machinery from other rooms around Rex's bedroom seemed to disappear. ' A One-shot, a little bit of Holix.

The Ministry needs to approve Severus Snape's application for him to start his life again after the war. Harry Potter has set himself up with a non-dangerous specialist muggle career. Neither have been particularly good at avoiding trouble for long.

Superboy and Miss Martian are sent on a mission in Alaska and crashland in the middle of a blizzard. What will happen between the two when they find a cave to stay in for the duration of the storm? Cute little one-shot of SuperMartian.

Definition of OH NO: noun, the feeling you get when you realise that Healer Draco Malfoy is going to perform a prostate examination on you….and it's turning you on. SLASH DMHP/HPDM Drarry Post TDH, Pre-epilogue Rated M for language and sexual themes.

Ben's Necrofriggian children, outcast in their supposed natural environment, are drawn to Earth. Led by the runt, who follows a remembered voice, they unknowingly seek out their parent and a place where they truly belong. *DISCONTINUED

"Come on, I want to show you something." She whispered softly, the fingers of her hand entwining with that of his as she led him down the hill towards the darkened trees of the forest. ONE SHOT. Contains heaps of fluffy, Gweviny goodness. Rated T.

After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.

or: We Won't Say 'We Told you So' - Harry Potter is tired of his friends constantly getting the wrong idea about his relationship with Draco no matter how hard he protests, so he decides to take matters into his own hands. H/D. fluff, flangst, happy ending! Except possibly for Hermione. Newly edited, 2019!

The war is over. Harry can go back to his normal life. But what is a normal life? Sometimes, friendship can be found in an unexpected place/face: Draco Malfoy. And as troubles always seem to find Harry, he lands himself into a new adventure. With Draco.

Things Harry and Snape have in common: loyal to Dumbledore and willing to give their life for the good cause. Yeah, that's about it. There's no way in hell they're ever going to be able to get along. No. Not a chance.

Six was a highly elite soldier, not a babysitter. So why did he often find young Rex at his door during the night seeking comfort? Little 10-year old Rex and Papa Six drabble. Takes place during the flashbacks of "Promises, Promises."

COMPLETE. He stared at his journal, a creation into which he had poured his memories and dreams, his heart and… soul. Now, to send it to where it needed to be. Time-travel, redo fic. Darker, more ruthless Harry. Sirius/Harry SLASH.

Albus Dumbledore was a master manipulator. He always had the last say, and always got his way, which would eventually become your way whether you liked it or not . And sometimes you wouldn't even know that you had been manipulated.

Sequel to Temporal Guardian. It starts in third year with Harry and Severus as Father and son. There are dementors and an escaped criminal living as Harry's special pet. It may have mild corporal punishment later.

Harry and Draco's friends notice something different about them when they fight. See what they find out when they walk down an empty hallway. Slash! M/M. HP/DM. I don't own Harry Potter unfortunately. New epilogue...hope you like.

Harry eavesdrops and hears some interesting things ... Written for Snarry-Swap at Snape-Potter I'm not kidding when I tell you folks to read that list of warnings inside if you know what's good for you

Professors Potter and Malfoy are taking care of twenty-six students over the winter hols. While Harry tries to brighten up the place with Christmas cheer, Draco struggles to deal with his recent divorce, lingering insecurities and Potter's stubborn charm.

James and Lily Potter have had to learn everything about their son through people who have died and come Above. But after 100 long years on Earth, Harry's finally at the Gate. Now James and Lily will get to meet their son, for the very first time.

13-year-old Harry is dragged into another world where he was adopted by Snape. Where his mother is still alive. Where he can't stop feeling like a stranger. And Snape discovers that a new Potter has appeared. One who won't leave him alone. Who knows Snape's deepest secret. As both Harrys search for a way home, they begin to question what home really is.

What happens when Draco, Harry, and Severus share their first Christmas together? Can Draco stomach the cliche holiday traditions? Will Severus be able to keep a secret? And will Harry keep them in the holiday spirit? Slash. HP/DM/SS

Edward Cullen wants love, true love, for love's sake and the sake of love alone. But appropriate love, not with his new bed slave, no matter how beautiful she is. But nor with the Queen his father is enouraging him to marry, for how could that ever be true? (The Lion, The Witch and His Lioness from E's POV)

You're seriously going to bid on Snape ? the redhead asked in disbelief. It's payback time. Severus gets what he deserves. SSHG story. R&R please. I'm not english-speaking it's only fair that I should warn you .

In which there's a snowstorm, and Draco is cold, waiting for Harry and is generally whipped with him even though Draco tries not to show it too much by regularly making fun of him in person and when Harry is unavailable in his head. HPDM.

Sideshot of And A Happy New Year! Fred and George have a surprise for Draco on New Years Day. But Draco too has a surprise for Fred and George. See how they celebrate the New Year. FW/DM/GW. Warning: Slash, M/M, language.

Bella and Edward have seemingly hated each other for years. Edward's last stunt was the last straw in Bella's mind. She decides to get him back when they are forced to work together on the hospital's Christmas Ball. Can they play nice as Mr And Mrs Claus?

Harry's a succesful Quidditch player that enjoys a very casual lovelife.When sudden paternity suits arise and accusations are flying,an old fashioned Ministry decides to auction him off in Marriage to the highest bidder. HarryDraco slash AU no Voldie

Severus and Hermione have been together for quite some time now. They will learn that no matter how hard they try to hide, secrets have a way of getting out. FIRST TRY IN ENGLISH, I'M NOT ENGLISH-SPEAKING. SSHG what else ? R&R.

A sweet little romance between our favorite bookworm and potions professor.Firends think they would make a great couple and so does Hermione's mother. A little bit of fun. I don't do angst, theres just too much of that in the real world.

A senile shop visitor sets Harry up with her reclusive son as a shop competition between Harry and the Weasleys rages, and love blossoms around. Postwar, ignores HP7, SSHP. Inspired by too many Love Actually viewings.

Hermione is at Ginny's hen party when she sees two unexpected patrons at the strip club they end up at. Ginny decides for them to have a little fun, changing their appearances so they can pretend to be dancers for the two men they spot there too. Two-shot rated MA.

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

Holiday had read him the Christmas stories. Six was just supposed to tuck him in. He had the easy job! ...Right? "Holiday, he's asking who Jesus was!" Yeah, not so much. Six explains to little Rex what Christmas is really about.

"And I knew that I could stay that way forever; safe in Kevin's arms, oblivious to the rest of the world except for him, and just hold him close to me." *FLUFFY ONE-SHOT* Aftermath of Season Finale: "Absolute Power". GWEVIN! Rated Kplus for making out.

Christmas has always been a time to celebrate with family but now that even his godfather is dead, can Harry find comfort from an unexpected source or might this just be the best Christmas ever? Slash AU warning.

After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic

This is the sequel to The English Patient. I have resurrected a few more people and are introducing a few more.I am a hopeless romantic and like things to end just as the title says, Happily Ever After. This is SS/HG but really has an ensemble cast.

AU. Harry didn't understand the world outside his cupboard and his relatives. When he was finally let out of his dark prison, he sought the closest thing to their indifferent cruelty he could find. Harry/Snape slash.

Harry takes a dream enhancing potion and quickly becomes addicted to his nocturnal dates with the mysterious Half-Blood Prince. What happens when Harry's addiction messes with his chances for a real relationship with Ginny? Written for snarry-a-thon 2010

Snape, the Incubus, denies his inheritance by casting ugly glamours on himself so no one will find him attractive but his destined mate can see through it once he reaches sexual maturity. Harry's curious about the sexy new professor at Hogwarts. Yr 8 fic

Venice at Carnival time is bright,fun and deadly.Draco,playboy by day and black op's assassin by night, is on an assignment to save the wizarding world.But when Hermione Granger slams back into his life and current mission, is he ready for the challenge?

The sequel to Aengus. When the love of your life is a god who holds grudges like no one you've ever met and is eyeballs deep in mythological intrigue, a fairytale ending can be hard to reach. All human. Rated M for a reason!

Sent to an uncertain future by a faulty spell, Harry and Severus find themselves back in familiar territory – at Hogwarts. Now, they just need to work together long enough to figure out how to get back to the lives they were torn away from.

When Ron sneaks Harry a dose of Amortentia, not even he was prepared for the consequences. Turns out, Amortentia works by whomever the victim first looks at. Just Harry's luck that it happens to be his hated nemesis, Professor Snape. Semi-HBP compliant.

Isabella Swan is a believer of true love. However her latest boyfriend ends their relationship on her birthday. Distracted by the latest break-up, she bumps into a car and a man steps out of it - who turns out to be her new boss, Edward Cullen. ALL HUMAN

Bella has had a terrible past four years which led her to break from her previous relationships. When her friendship with her old best friend Edward is rekindled, could true love still exist for her? All human.

AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.

When Kevin refuses to spend the beautiful summer day outside with Gwen, she decided to take matters into her OWN hands. Songfic: Kissin' U by Miranda Cosgrove. FILLED WITH ADORABLE GWEVIN FLUFF! Rated K for making out. C:

Sweet and funny story of what happens when 5 vampires and 1 human play truth or dare. Great laughs and some heart-warming moments combined to make an original truth or dare story. *Rating for language and mild sexual ref.

Edward is a sexy badass and dating Bella. They have a passionate relationship, but fight all the time. What happens when Bella ends the relationship for good? Based of Taylor Swift's "The Way I Loved You". AH/AU Co-written with xoxo41.

Another young Rex story sticking Six in an awkward Fatherly position. Holiday devises a plan to keep Rex away from Six... However that doesn't go quite according to plan... Please read and review this is my first shared fic!

Renesmee hears strange noises in her parent's bedroom and her young mind jumps to the worst possible conclusion. One-shot. I thought this was going to be funny, but it turned out more serious. Still cute fluff though. All human, AU.

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human, LEMONS.

Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D

A young boy named Devlin comes from twenty years in the future with a message: His father is being held by a monster only Kevin can defeat. As Kevin, Gwen, and Devlin travel to the future, new secrets are revealed concerning the couple's past and future.

Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...

A story that focuses on Lancitty but also throws in Romy, Jott, and other traditional pairings set some 6-10 years after apocalypse. Lance left Bayville and Kitty years ago. Now he's back. What surprises are in store for him? Rated T, but some M scenes.

Who said imprinting was only for mutts? When two vampires mate, their bond is much more potent and dependent. It's either a blessing or a curse... depending on the two that the moon chooses to pair. For Edward and I... well, we don't exactly... get along.

HVD! It will take a little convincing on Harry's part, and possibly a thong under a see-through miniskirt, to get Severus Snape into the dreaded moshpit. The result is complete debauchery and utter depravity. SSHP, oneshot, moshpit!sex, PWP

Bella's off to college where she meets the player, Edward Cullen, and the nice guy, Vince Craig. They both have their eye on her. Is Edward really a player? Is Vince as nice as he acts? & Who keeps calling her? Drama isn't just meant for high school. AU!

Harry is finally prepared to return to Privet Drive for another long summer of starvation but finds that Severus and Draco may be the ones to sate his hunger. Mentions past abuse. AU at beginning at end of 5th Year. Harry/Sev/Draco Yummies...

Bella has always had a problem with the sexy doctor she works with. When they aren't busy working, they're busy fighting with each other. But does the teasing and banter mean something else? Especially when they are forced to get close? ExB. Canon couples

Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.

what happens when in his animagus form, Draco gets taken in as Harry Potters new pet? Will seeing the 'real' Harry potter change his feelings for the man? Will any of that matter once Pansy finds out? Hp/Dm. Explicit. M/M.

Hermione and Severus attend their first Yule Ball as a couple. He's not having a good time until she reveals a secret. This is a continuation of Worth The Wait and leads into the next story. A response to Granger Enchanted's Christmas challenge.

Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.

Harry helps Severus celebrate a decade of business success and his 50th birthday. Written for the Severus *Sighs* Birthday Challenge. Slash; EWE. Draco, Scorpius, Ginny, James Sirius, Lily Luna, Albus Severus. Death mentioned NOT Harry or Severus

Prior to Christmas break, Albus Severus rediscovers a secret of the Room of Requirement. What he doesn't expect is that the secret will forever change the holiday for himself - and his father. A charming tale of SS/HP pre-slash and SS/ASP mentoring.

Bella and Alice have decided to try eHarmony just before going off to college. Will they find Mr. Right? Follow their adventures as they meet some handsome men online and discover what love is, and isn't. AU AH Kinda OOC BxE, AxJ, RxEm. R&R please

AH, AU. As Bella starts college she is captivated by Edward, an intelligent, athlete. She thinks that friendship is the only option, but bring in fate, and everything she's ever known is cast aside as she tries to find her way back home. REVISED

Just a short drabble about Severus's newly adopted son, Harry Potter. It can either be read as part of my story, "A Means of Survival," or it can be read on its own. I purposely made the style a bit ambiguous for that very reason. During HP & COS.

Edward Cullen is known as the college stud, as well as, star football player, & ladies man. One day, Edward runs straight into Bella Swan on his way to class, Bella calls Edward out on his reputation. Will they get past it & strike romance? ALL HUMAN

Harry's turning seventeen, and makes a wish on a real cake while he celebrates with Voldemort and the Death Eaters. It's his only wish to come true, and it does in the oddest manner Harry's ever met. SLASH. HP/LV

What is Harry Potter doing in the Staff Room? Doesn’t he know that no student is allowed in their unless it is under special circumstances? But is giving your lover good news considered special circumstances or not special enough? slash and smut

Bella Swan was a popular girl until a pre-summer incident leads her to start her senior year as an outcast. Forced to sit alone at the reject table with Edward Cullen, a guy with a serious reputation. REWRITE: TRUTH IN LOVE.

There were only two reasons to attend the special summer session at Hogwarts. The first, he and Ron had agreed, was because if they didn't, Hermoine would never shut up. The second, well, that was personal. Snape/Harry

COMPLETE! Two years after Harry's graduation, he still isn't over the man he gave his heart to. After a confrontation from Hermione, he decides to attempt to talk to him. What will come of it? Slash, HP/SS. Three-shot.

Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."

When Edward left Bella in Forks, his intention was to protect her from himself. But leaving her ignited something no one ever foresaw, not even Alice. Because of his decision, he’s killing her. Can Bella be saved before she's lost to Edward forever?OOC,AU

Harry has killed Voldemort. He was forced to return to the Dursleys, and now hears a voice in his head. The voice comforts him in a way no one else has, but who is it? And what will Harry do with his life now when he’s free? Slash LM/HP.

My romantic alternate to Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward marry and have a romantic honeymoon that is cut short by some 'complications.' After their return to Forks, they must deal with what must come next. All Canon Pairings. Lots of romantic lemons.

Harry loses the love of his life during the battle of Hogwarts. Seeing their bff on the brink of self destruction, Ron and Hermione do something drastic. They kidnap Harry and take him to the Maurader Days! Hp/SS, Warning!slash! M/M

Harry's got a crush on that greasy git of a potions professor, and takes advantage of the Christmas season to make his feelings known. Slash, HP/SS, a little bit of lemon and a whole lot of fluff. One-shot.

Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.

I wasn’t taking the slow route anymore, playing boring gentleman Edward, oh no. I’d done that, and now we were here, in no-mans-land. So I was pulling out all the stops, Bella wouldn’t know what hit her, and for once, it wouldn’t be the doorframeOOC,AH

Can I kiss you?" Like he needed to ask. "I don't think my boyfriend would like that very much." I whispered stopping my assault to the side of his face. He froze as if suddenly realizing that Mike existed. I nibbled on his ear. "But I know I would." Lemon

Bella Swan goes to New York to attend a private academy, where she meets the popular but introverted Edward Cullen. They become close, to the shock of many of the academy students. However, both of them have histories that make their relationship difficul

Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH

Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB

Eight year old Harry was cursed with rotten guardians. Snape is a wizard with an unusually cold disposition, which he has for a reason. Can Severus give the childhood he was never privileged enough to have to the little one?

They let me in when no one else wanted me. I was scared of trusting before&after I met anyone. I didn't have anything to hold onto anymore. But the very first day I met the Cullens, that changed." Excerpt from Ch.25. FullSummaryInside. All Human.

Bella: "It occurred to me that there was another way for you to taste my blood, without dying, and without needles. And I think I might like it too..." Rated M, adult readers only. Period stuff ends after chapter 4 and it gets even better!

Full story of The Alone and the Lonely! Bella Swan is surprised when lonely actor Edward Masen steps on her hand in a book store; she's even more surprised when he sits down next to her. Before to after the one-shot. Lemons. And plot. Sometimes. On hiatus

Sequel to I'd Give Anything. Edward is human and life has been perfect for the past three months. Of course life can never remain normal and safe for long. New Joys and heartbreaks threaten to shatter the life that Edward and Bella have started together.

SS/HP Slash Severus decides Harry needs to have some fun, so arranges for them to spend an evening in a dark, creaking house with a knife-wielding lunatic. A bit of fluff, written for Torina on the occasion of her birthday.

25 days of smut! The best smut authors on FanFic have come together to create the ultimate advent calendar! Each day leading up to Christmas we will be posting a new chapter, each written by a guest author! Lot's of lemons! Enjoy! x Outtakes now posted!

Every chapter is a lemon of its own kind. Chapter one is really suck-ish because it's really old, but I can't seem to let it go. I swear, every chapter will leave you wanting more. Don't believe me? Then check it out and review! Thanks!

AH/AU. Rosalie and Bella Swan are new at Central Parkway Boarding School. While Rosalie gains instant attention, Bella struggles to fit in. She later meets Edward and Alice, siblings who have a precarious past. Can she find love through all the drama? R&R

Harry Potter is a mute three year old in the care of a wellknown orphanage. Although wellcared for, Dumbledore still feels the need to check on him, and who does he send? Why, our favorite Potions Master of course! Not Slash. BabyFic. ADOPTED BY IGYMNAST

All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R

SS/HP Severus and his friend, Lucius, plan to stay at an inn to wait out an extreme blizzard that causes magic to flux, only to find old loves, erstwhile friends and once-dead rivals awaiting them. SLASH

Bella has just been promoted, she is now working under Edward Cullen. For Alice's article she has to write she has asked Bella if she can give her a make over. Will Edward finally see Bella? Can they find love in the office. Suck at summaries.

Nine months after the final battle, Harry discovers Snape in St. Mungo’s, still suffering from a curse. The healers are doing anything but their jobs, so Harry takes it on himself to rehabilitate the man he’s learning to respect. SS/HP

COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE

Our favorite couple take a walk on the wild side. Forever is a long time, after all, and variety is the spice of life. Edward, Bella, leather, whips, ripped negligees - a series of differing D/s-ish scenarios. M to the hilt.

Bella, Alice and Rosalie are all best friends who have moved to a new city for an exciting new start. They fully intend to enjoy the coming summer - and have even got some new housemates. Will they have fun? Will they find love?

Bella is an art student at Phoenix University when she meets Edward Cullen, also an art major. What happens when they are paired together and assigned to do NUDE MODELING for each other? All human & TONS OF LEMONEY FUN! Over 100,000 hits!

A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?

This is the sequel to Love for an Eternity, so read that before reading this story. Bella is a vampire and goes off to college with Edward and lots of things happen in their life. Its better than the summary so please read and review!

What if Bella & Edward's roles were reversed, leaving Bella the Vampire and Edward the Human? As predicaments change and situations become harder, will their fate still be destined? Or will unexpected plans change their lives forever? Read To Find Out!

COMPLETE. Harry's defeat of Voldemort came at a price. The consequences will change Harry's life forever; for him it will be a blessing. For the snarky potions master, however, it has become what he calls a curse. Severitus. Revised

For Ninapolitan's Cocktease contest. Bella's tired of the PG-rated status of her relationship with Edward, but does she have the courage to kick it up a notch on a boring night during a game of Go Fish?

Potions had never been Harry Potter’s strong point but what will happened when he mucks it up again and surprises his lovers with a surprise or will they surprise him and show him just what he has been searching for? SS/HP/DM One shot. Slash and Mpreg

Set in New Moon. 2 months after Edward leaves Bella decides she needs to do something. Online Dating. Under the name of MARIE she meets ANTHONY.She likes him but little does she know its really Edward. GIVE IT A SHOT! ExB !Now Co Written with sylamesio123

Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...

And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Rated M, and we're not kidding!AU/AH

The Cullens are Carpathians, a different breed of vampire. They have new talents and new enemies. They are Guardians of humans. Bella and her friends are innocent school girls caught up in an otherworldly battle. Enjoy!

Like Cake but better because it's wetter! Hijinks at the rec pool; the Quileutes v. the Cullens in a game of water volley while E & B get wet. Post Eclipse, ExB, slightly OOC in an mmm mmm good kind of way! For ninapolitan's I'm a Cock/Twat Tease contest

An entry for *A Twilight Teasing Story Contest* Bella comes into her room, fresh from the shower, wrapped in only a towel, to find Edward lounging on her bed instead of out hunting like he's supposed to be. Slightly OOC Edward, but not too much.

Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!

Bella Swan want's to get away, she decided to move in with her dad and brother, and her life goes in a way she'd never expect it to. ALL HUMAN. R/R! CHAPTER 38 up now! the final chapter! SEQUEL POSTED.

Bella, Rosalie, and Alice are playing a game of truth or dare and have to write emails to people they dont know. What will happen when they meet the most handsome men they will ever know. all human. canon pairings. R&R please.

It's 1907 and Isabella Swan is a princess of a famous castle. Her father, King Carlisle Cullen and King John Hale have decided to marry their children. What will Isabella do and who is the bronze haired Prince in the black carriage? 6yr old Bella & Edward

Edward is the oldest son of Carlisle, King of Volterra. Bella is an American woman on a three month trip with her stepsister, Rose, and her boyfriend, Emmett. What happens when Bella and Edward meet? Will Edward choose love or his duty? ALL HUMAN.

NC-17 One-Shot! Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA

My Pre-Breaking Dawn version of what happens four years after Eclipse. Continuation due to popular demand. Cullens go back to high school, guy has a crush on Bella, Cullens take in a foster child, POV posted at beginning of chapter.

Edward meets Bella by chance at a club & is not only instantly attracted to & thirsts for her, but uses her to overcome his inner monster. He immediately regrets his intentions & vows to make it up to her, falling in love in the process. E/B. M for SMUT

My first fanfic! Edward finally gave into Bella's pleading, and now she's pregnant. How will it affect them and how do they feel about it? Review please! Rated T for mild language. Chapter Epilogue Part II up!

Set on 1900's Bella meets a cruel and raw vampire.Can she put a heart on him? Make him feel human? What happens when he loses it and destroys every progress he made? Can he change for good or his anger takes the best of him? ExB Very DARK Edward

Bella works for a high end hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. While Edward is a famed architect that is in Vegas overlooking his latest project. What happens when sparks begin to fly? Will they let each other in? Is it more than just physical? ALL HUMAN

Sequel to Wake-up Call! Bella is going to the Cullens' house for a slumber party with 'Alice', just as they had previously decided, but she doesn't know all of Edward's plans yet. She's in for quite a surprise, let me tell you. More POVs! Title may change

Song fic based off Brad Paisley's "Little Moments" A few very sweet, fluffy moments between Edward and Bella. All human, T for slight language. Shows how Edward loves Bella's little imperfections. Adorable, especially if you know the song.

AU/All human. Bella and Edward fall in love at first sight, but their love is forbidden. Typical story, original plot. Sort of a modern day Romeo and Juliet, but more based off of a song. Will they live to see the day they can be together? Canon pairings

COMPLETE HarryDraco. In the aftermath of the final battle, Harry spots Draco amongst the captured Death Eaters, and wants some questions answered. The answers set him on a path full of danger and intrigue, and the blossoming of a new love.

After Edward left Bella in Forks, 2 years later, Bella gets into a car accident and gets changed. But who changed her? And, 40 years later, Bella meets the Cullens in high school. Only...a lot has happened in 40 years. Lots of romance and fluff! R&R!

This is the sequel to The Silver Lining. Bella and Edward's wedding is fast approaching. Can the new couple survive the complications that married life can bring? BxE. CharlieXRenee. Rated M for later.

All human. Edward and his siblings Emmett and Alice are off to college where boys and girls share the same bathroom and soo on. Sparks fly but can Bella forget the past and love? Can Edward get through to her? Will it work out? Fluff and lemons?

A fun little love story about the relationship between Bella and Edward. Bella and Edward try to pay each other back for all their teasing. Will they learn to just accept that love conquers all? Rated M to be safe. *Now Complete!*

Bella's in her junior yr of college and she's had a very eventful yr. Her best friend Alice is in love with her boyfriend, her brother Emmett is asking her for sex advice and she's already had 2 marriage proposals in less then a yr. wtf? OOC. AU/AH. BxE.

One-Shot: Left alone on Christmas at the Cullen's house while everyone except Edward goes out hunting, what are Bella and him going to do to entertain themselves? Sucky Summary I Know. Sorry if the story isn't well thought out! READ&REVIEW! LEMON! -ENJOY!

Bella and Edward have a summer affair leaving for two different states when it is over. They end up at the same school and they must figure out how to make their love last despite all the obstacles in their way. AU AH

Bella is a nerd. Edward is Mr.Popular- who don't know what he wants. Bella goes to Italy over the summer with his family but he dosn't pay attention to her and comes back amazing. He wants her. But does she want him? R&R .All human

Rinnie wanted humor, adventure, and mystery; Harry with a Slytherin side; snarky, possessive Snape futilely fighting temptation; and Snape on the trail of the student stealing ingredients from his stores who he knows is after Harry. HPSS slash!

Sequel to "Little Pink Envelope" Everything is going perfect for Edward, Bella and Lexie, and with a new baby on the way, family and friends reunited, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right...? All human, canon pairings. T for safety.

Was anyone else saddened by the lack of newly-wed bliss in BD? Collected oneshots of what their honeymoon could have been like! NO lemons,but plenty of fluffy goodness along with some character exploration.Started writing before BD,so locations may vary.

Four years after the defeat of Voldemort Harry Potter once more returns to Hogwarts, only this time as a teacher. Will the Boy Who Lived face up to the many new challenges of new students, old teachers and possibly a new love? SSHP slash and AU warning.

AU & AH. Bags-check, Best Friends-check, Plane Tickets-check! Bella, Alice and Rosalie make their way to Australia for the trip of a lifetime. Edward, Jasper and Emmett also have the same idea. What happens when they meet and instantly click? Complete.

Edward cheats on Bella. She finds out and leaves. 100 years later, she's in a band called Paramore. What happens when Alice has a vision about her and Edward comes to one of her concerts? Bella's not going be one of those girls that crawls back pathetical

ALL HUMAN! Bella's having a hard time: a hateful ex-friend, parents on the edge of divorce, and an alcoholic ex-boyfriend. When Edward shows up, he seems to be her savior. But can she handle his past? Rated M for adult language, violence, and lemons.

B:"Yes, it is, so quit grumbling. I want to do all my snuggling in peace."...Some moments with Edward and Bella, from Edward's point of view. Different chapters don't necessarily have anything to do with each other unless otherwise indicated.

Is Harry Potter willing to do whatever his Potions Master asks to save his best friend from a strong love potion? Even when that Potions Master is his most hated Professor? Or are there limits to what the Boy Who Lived will do? Slash, smug, SSHP. One shot

When 17 year old Bella Swan attends the prestigious Waverly Prep Boarding School, she meets Edward Cullen, your average school player. When Edward takes interest to Bella, will she fall for him? Better than it sounds. Rated M for Safety. EXB OOC All Human

Edward made a mistake. He left in New Moon. He left Bella all alone, broken and hurting. What if Bella never went to Jacob's? What if Edward just decided to come back? Story about Edward coming back in New Moon. R&R

WINNER of DTE Contest! Can gentleman Edward Cullen talk dirty and be romantic at the same time? Read and find out. A jealous, frustrated Edward finally lets loose and gives Bella everything she wants, and then some. There's a plot in there somewhere.

For years Harry made his parents cards on Mothers’ Day and Fathers’ Day, and now he has someone else to make one for. AU after OP. Snape-adopts-Harry. Fathers' Day is way passed but oh well! Enjoy the journey to parent-child love on Daddy's Day anyways!

Jacob convinces Bella and Edward to go see Jeff Dunham live for a special Halloween appearance. Comedy and mayhem ensue. Happy Halloween, everyone! Rated T for mild cussing and sexual innuendos. Joint effort of me and CamrynsProudAuntie

Soon after rescuing his 7yearold son, Harry, from the abusive Dursleys, Snape starts his teaching career at Hogwarts.Harry finds more ways to surprise his father, and a school full of students. Snape'll have his hands full. Warn:violence,chld abse.

Fourth Part to the Camp Wilderness Series. Edward and Bella are now married and are expecting an addition to their family. Follows their lives through the years as they build a family and face the obstacles life has in store for them. ALL HUMAN

This was actually first written in jest; my friend was bored, and I joked about writing a story about Edward's muscles--then I thought, 'Hey, why not? I'll try it' It has since evolved. So, check it out! It will put marvelous pictures in your head!

AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!

Bella and Edward were high school sweethearts but three years ago, she broke up with him and now Edward is back in town. will he find out the truth behind Bella breaking his heart? AU All human BxE Please R&R

“Bella, you are adorable when you’re embarrassed, did you know that?”...Edward and Bella come back to Forks after their honeymoon for one more week to tell everyone goodbye. POV hopping begins ch4. On temporary hiatus.

Bella is attracted to her new manager, but he comes with baggage. With the help of Alice and Jasper can they find happiness? I'm not good at summaries. This is my first fanfic. Reviews and critiques welcome. AU ExB All Human. Rated M for later chapters

One of those typical, Bella/Edward one-night stand and getting pregnant stories, but very original plot! Bella knows Edward's name but he doesn't know hers. What happens when they meet up again five years later? All human.

Edward leaves in New Moon, Bella goes to the meadow and is bitten. She lives a lonely life, until fifty years later history repeats itself. ExB, AU, possible lemons later on. First story, pleeeeeease R&R

AU/AH-Entry for Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest-Edward wants Bella to tutor him in Literature. Bella wants to tutor Edward with 'something else', entirely. Can one awkward moment lead a change in Bella's lesson plans?

For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. see her profile for more information. Bella's throwing a mad party, and has had way too much alcohol. Edward works at the police station. He gets a noise complain, and decides to check it out..

Badass Edward had the looks, the attitude, the bike, everything, except Bella Swan, the one girl who treated him as if he never existed. Can Edward dazzle her? And change? Summary sucks. ALL HUMAN! Read and review please.

Bella & Edward are both forced to audition for a movie thinking they will get small parts. When they get a bigger part then they wanted and have to work together. Will love or will first impressions stick? Please read! First fanfic ExB JxA EmxR All human.

When Edward left in New Moon, he didn't come back. Now Bella has a new life and family. And she's a vampire. She returns to Forks with her small coven, only to meet up with the Cullens again. Can Edward win her back?

Emmett and Bella, Forks resident twins are forced into spending an entire summer before college at their cabin with Charlie. Will it be a complete disaster or could it be the greatest summer ever? ExB EmxR AxJ...typical pairings different twist on familie

Two years after the envents of Learning to Live. Follows the evolution of Bella and Edward's relationship as they deal with college, work, and life. Usual pairings, and ALL HUMAN. Third part of Camp Wilderness and Learning to Live. Read those first.

Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.

Edward and Bella are dating. Edward is an aspiring actor. What happens when Edward lands the lead role in the next biggest hit, with beautiful costars and long hours? Will their love survive? Or will fame tear them apart? All human.

Very AU! Harry as a 6 year old, Snape with a gooey center! Harry is caught foolishly trying to explore Hogwarts' lake, and Snape must bring himself to discipline the boy. Contains very mild corporal punishment. 1 prequel, 1 sequel now posted.

Bella feels both strangely attracted to and repulsed by the standoffish boy who sits next to her in English. She and her best friend, Alice, are looking for love, and they refuse to settle for anything less. ExB, JxA. A modern 'Pride and Prejudice.'

-Pre-Breaking Dawn- When Bella can’t figure out what to get Edward as a wedding gift, Carlisle offers something unexpected - just two simple strips of parchment with the instructions from a woman named Elizabeth Masen, Edward's mother.

Bella is a free spirited beauty who is accepting life with grace and curiosity. Edward is a world hating player. He doesn't believe in love while Bella basks in it. Who would think one girl would change so many lives in a year. All human, really inspiring

It's been almost 6 years to the day that Edward left Bella. She moved on, but he imprinted. Now Bella has a 4 year old to show for it. When Edward & Bella see each other agian will they be able to restore their old relationship?

This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.

What if Harry Potter in his 6th year, instead of obsessing over Draco Malfoy, actually followed Severus Snape after Slughorn’s party? What would happen if he had been caught at it by the person he was following? Slash Warning. SS/HP. One shot

Forks High School is split into three major groups, popular, unpopular, and the Cullens. The Cullens being the three hottest guys in school. Bella, Rose, and Alice don't stand a chance... unless the valentines day project pulls through. Human w/ a twist.

Spend the day with 3-year-old Harry and his stern yet loving father, Severus Snape. Clearly, little Harry has his Daddy wrapped around his finger! A cute one-shot, is complete for now. Also, has been re-edited for mistakes!