Funny Jokes About Courtroom Outstanding Selection

{SCA} A courtroom is the actual enclosed space in which a judge regularly holds court.

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Questions actually asked of witnesses

1. “Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?”

12. Q: “You say the stairs went down to the basement?” A: “Yes.” Q: “And these stairs, did they go up also?”

13. Q: “Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you? A: “I went to Europe, sir.” Q: “And you took your new wife?”

14. Q: “How was your first marriage terminated?” A: “By death.” Q: “And by whose death was it terminated?”

15. Q: “Can you describe the individual?” A: “He was about medium height and had a beard.” Q: “Was this a male or female?”

16. Q: “Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?” A: “No, this is how I dress when I go to work.”

17. Q: “Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?” A: “All my autopsies are performed on dead people.”

18. Q: “All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?” A: “Oral.”

19. Q: “Do you recall the time that you examined the body?” A: “The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.” Q: “And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?” A: “No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.”

20. Q: “You were not shot in the fracas?” A: “No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the naval.”

21. Q: “Are you qualified to give a urine sample?” A: “I have been since early childhood.”

22. Q: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?” A: “No.” Q: “Did you check for blood pressure?” A: “No.” Q: “Did you check for breathing?” A: “No.” Q: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?” A: “No.” Q: “How can you be so sure, doctor?” A: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.” Q: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?” A: “It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.