Folks, if ♡bamaCare!!! were getting people signed up, then the President wouldn’t be begging for help right now. It’s the worst of Amway and the worst of AmeriPrise, all wrapped together by two TelePrompTers.

Folks, if ♡bamaCare!!! were getting people signed up, then the President wouldn’t be begging for help right now. It’s the worst of Amway and the worst of AmeriPrise, all wrapped together by two TelePrompTers.

You know why this is so tiresome? It’s not the man — OK, it isn’t entirely the man.

It’s that this is the same progressive, top-down wishlist of crap people just don’t care about, that I’ve been hearing since I was a kid — back when climate change (“a fact,” Wiggleroom just said) was global warming, after it was the next ice age.

Professor Ditherton Wiggleroom (that’s the President to you non-Sharp Longtime VodkaPundit Readers™) reminds me tonight of Madeline Kahn is Blazing Saddles, and fortunately I’m not speaking of his wardrobe.

Because I’m more machine now than man, I’m also putting some stuff up on Twitter. (Lord, but I need an assistant.) I’ll share some of it with you here, but if you aren’t following me on Twitter then there’s something deeply wrong with you.

“Getting something done” seems to be the theme on C-SPAN tonight, which I suppose means that was the secret DNC memo this morning, just like I used to receive my money and marching orders from Karl Rove, after learning the secret handshake.

And that’s just it, isn’t it? DOING SOMETHING, movement, action, laws, executive order — those are GOOD things, because Washington is GETTING SOMETHING DONE.

The fact that we’re the ones paying for all the unintended consequences doesn’t seem to matter, much less get reported on.