Some people say it's foolish to worry about soulless creatures overtaking the earth and devouring our brains.
I say they've already won.

Blog Credo

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

H.L. Mencken

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

The Cardinals Name A New Manager

The nuns have a different selection process for Pope.

So, we got a Jesuit pope!

I wanted the Filipino, but he was way too liberal for the Cardinals.

My only hope is that we finally have a Pope who stops the constant sexual moralizing towards the laity, starts to look at the Church's many sins within its own ranks and finally does something to help the freaking poor.

And a Jesuit should be a decent bet to address the last one.

Of course, if he really tries to reform the Vatican, they'll just kill him.