(27-02-2016 04:39 PM)TurkeyBurner Wrote: I know I don't have your looks. I know I don't have your money. I know I don't have your connections, your knowledge of fine wines. I know sometimes when I eat I get this clicking sound in my jaw...

But you do have his sardonic wit.

I also speak a little Cantonese. So there's that.

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now.