Cobra Club HD

Cobra Club HD is a free photo studio game about body image, privacy, and dick pics.

UPDATE, 11 MAY 2016: Mac OSX users, if it crashes then use "Low Quality" mode or "Windowed" mode. This is a game engine problem out of my control, sorry.

UPDATE, 10 MAY 2016: to celebrate itch.io week, I've released the new high-definition remaster, Cobra Club HD! New features include completely new dick, pubic hair, strap-on support, and hopefully the "disco ball dick" bug is fixed! DOWNLOAD THE NEW VERSION BELOW...

If selfies argue that all faces are worthy of memory, dick pics show how all cocks are worthy of consideration. In the vein of noble projects like
Critique My Dick Pic, we wish to "take back" the dick pic from the clutches of creepy congressmen and tabloid headlines. Popular discourse rightfully centers the consent of dick pic recipients, but government mass surveillance (Can They See My Dick?) also threatens the consent of dick pic senders, as state spy complexes admit they "collect it all" with almost no oversight or transparency.

To help re-imagine what dick pics can do for society, Cobra Club gives everyone, even people without dicks, access to the means of (dick pic) production though a fully-adjustable virtual 3D dick and versatile camera controls. It is both no one's dick and everyone's dick. Perhaps the dick pic is democracy itself...