To be honest, in the days of Justin Biebers and Miley Cyruses I don’t think Bill and Ted’s Bogus Adventure counts as pop culture any more so much as a sacred relic of the golden age of American entertainment.

Assuming Jake gets to choose the challenge (due to the Prince’s possible arrogance) it will clearly be something absurd that he wouldn’t likely know how to do…or better yet Modest chooses the challenge! They’re fighting over her after all.

Um… I think that’s a bad idea, Jake. :/
You should listen to Vargas or Marah should fight instead. She does have that armor bracelet and all…
*sigh* Poor Vargas. 🙁 His efforts to advise them into submitting are all in vain. But he’s still a good guy…with a shitty boss. -_-‘

I get the feeling Jake is stronger then we think, he did fight off albeit barley are chainsaw friend. Or he’ll get trashed around like a rag doll.. Hmm or alot of other things that would be a lot to type.

Also, that was very responsible of Jake, in my ever-so-humble opinion. He somehow sincerely seems to care about Modest, and wants to take care of her himself, and wants her to grow up how he feels is right, at least til she’s older, hits that goth stage of teenager-dom, and rebels against him to go hang out with her REAL father. Ahh parenthood.

“Oh look it’s Slenderman’s truck, well actually it’s his moms truck But she lets him borrow it on weekends. He brings it back covered in the blood of his victims and she’s all like ‘I done told you to clean the truck’ and he’s all ‘You’re not my real dad!’ But really they love each other. “

Marah will now get her bracelet oh and make that “GET OVER HERE, MY SPEAR” move again. Moving through walls, floors, gardines and trees, the spear will go right through the codpiece and that would be the end of the prince. Plan?

Oh, dear. I started to play this scene out in my mind, but it comes to a different conclusion.

The spear crashes through everything in it’s path, but is stopped cold at the codpiece. The prince responds, “Oh, dear Marah. You have no idea the power this codpiece holds back. Shall I demonstrate it for you?”

Right. the codpiece begins to transform into a snake, forming a dragon’s head, spitting flames around. The spear finally comas to marah through between the prince’s knees. Marak rips off that dragon head, but two new ones appear instead. For the whole time, the prince stays on one place moving in a “wow human male dance”-style. Flames everywhere, Jake spits his breakfast (wait, what was last time he ate?) on Vargas, while Vargas… okay, I’ll let you contimue this part.

Hurry Jack, knock him out with those GIGANTIC BRASS BALLS you obviously proven to have.

I like Jack’s thinking, having her grow until until she’s old enough to make the choice herself sounds to me like the right way and means that even if the Prince loses he still has a chance she stays his Heir so it gives him more incentive to accept.

For some reason lots and lots of people say “Jack”. I’m not sure why. Also, Marah is often Mark, Maria or Marta and is often referred to as “he” or “Jake’s girlfriend”. Charles if often “she” or “Jake’s wife”.

Someone pointed out that the characters aren’t refereed to by name much early in the comic, so that may be part of the problem.