Zack Ryder: 'Oh Radio'

From this theme song we know Ryder likes to listen to his radio with the top down in his automobile. I have no idea what this has to do with getting ready to fight another man in brutal hand-to-hand combat.

This song works okay for a heel, but the lyrics “I stare into the mirror, I like the things I see” are not something to really cheer someone for.

With Ryder’s character becoming increasingly stale, perhaps a new song wouldn’t be a bad idea. Maybe it can even be about a more new fangled electronic device like a CD player or a MiniDisc.

Most offending lyrics:

Gonna drink some beer tonight. Yeah!Gonna get some girls I likeGonna wear my pants real tightAll the girls gonna treat me just right

Johnny B. Badd: Theme Song

With a name like Johnny B. Badd, you know he’s gotta have some terrible theme music.

WCW did not let us down in this regard.

The early '90s was a confusing time in WCW. It was having a bit of an identity crisis where it couldn’t decide if it was a wrestling company, or a company that made awful music that just happened to have wrestling.

Most offending lyrics:

He’s as purty as a pictureHe looks just like Little Richard

First of all, when has bragging about looking like Little Richard ever been a good thing? Little Richard doesn’t even want to look like Little Richard.

And of course, check out the chorus:

If you don’t want to end up sad Don’t mess with Johnny B. Badd

Maybe if you don’t want to end up sad (or perhaps suicidal) you shouldn’t listen to this song.

Billy and Chuck: Theme Song

The first lyric of this song really says it all when talking about how strange the lyrics are: You look so good to me.

Now I could be wrong, but isn't the job of a professional wrestler to be a good fighter? Why are they singing about how good they look to each other?

Well, that's because WWE pushed Billy and Chuck as a tag team of two gay men. Since WWE has no concept of what being subtle is, they had the two come out to this song to get instant crowd heat.

It wasn't very politically correct.

Well, anyway, this song is at least less confusing than Billy Gunn's "Ass Man" theme.

Most offending lyrics:

I can not turn my eyes away (I can not turn my eyes away)I hang on every word you say (I hang on every word you say)You make me want to hold you, you make me lose controlAnd you make my heart and soul complete

The Rougeau Brothers: 'All American Boys'

The Rougeau brothers were from Montreal, but were billed as "soon to relocate to the United States (Memphis, Tennessee)."

Besides making fun of American culture, the Rougeaus really made fans angry when they decided to sing their own theme song. What emerged was "All American Boys," a gloriously cheesy '80s song that hits all the right notes.

Most offending lyrics:

We don't like heavy metalWe don't like rock n' rollAll we like to listen to is Barry Manilow

Strike Force: 'Girls in Cars'

Two-hit wonder Robbie Dupree lent his song "Girls in Cars" to Strike Force for their entrance theme. It was a nice gesture, but maybe they should have declined.

Strike Force was composed of the athletic, good looking babyfaces Tito Santana and Rick Martel. What they needed was a cool, high energy theme to get the crowd going. "Girls in Cars" did not accomplish this.

Can you imagine The Hardy Boyz coming out to this theme song?

Most offending lyrics:

60 miles an hour any girl can be the star of my dreams Couldn't get a life when you stop waiting for me Girls, girls in cars, girls in cars, I love girls in cars