Hello Kitty Electric Guitar Amplifier

Now that my wife is looking at adding Hello Kitty guitars to her collection, it inevitably leads to Hello Kitty guitar accessories. Since I’ve already mentioned that she doesn’t play, nor has any plans to learn to play, why in Hello Kitty Hell she needs a Hello Kitty guitar amplifier is beyond me (but then again, so are the guitars in the first place):

I guess it really could be worse (wow, I can’t believe those words actually came out of my mouth) – if my wife actually did learn how to play the guitar, I would not only have to listen to her rendition of Hello Kitty songs on them, but also to the hours and hours of her practicing them. It really is a sad day in Hello Kitty Hell when I actually feel myself lucky that it isn’t worse…

update: Because everything sounds worse through a Hello Kitty amplifier, multiple models to produce this awfulness were obviously necessary:

That is a mock-up of a ZU druid, which has not been put into production. The reason you cannot find it, is due to the fact that it does not exist. see sonicflare.com:

“Dallas Casey over at Zu Audio sent me his mockup of pink Hello Kitty Druids after my article about Fender’s Hello Kitty Guitar. Alas, Sakura Inc. has yet to contact Zu to create full line of Hello Kitty Druids, but I’m sure there’s a whole cult of Japanese fan girls out there screaming their eyes out with audiophile lust. “