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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

He spoke too soon?

The blogging world's most incredible and incisive "strategic brain", Dirty European Socialist, has been littering The Kitchen with brilliant reasoning and elegantly crafted comments such as this one.

The EU won peace between georgia and russia it is a great union it allows small nations to combine together to stand up to bigger nations 60 % of russians exports are to the eu it is dependent on the eu. This peace deal shows why the Eu was created sarkozy as president of the union has done an awesome job. Euroskeptics neocons must be devastated.Those mornic usa nazis who want us to break up the eu are just ignorant scum who fuck all about us. Europe is at its most vulnerable when it is weak and divided that is how euroskeptics would want us to be. They would leave us riope for the picking. Let make sure these immature idiots never get power.So where is the thanks for peace form the nazi euroskeptics.Eisenhower was right to support our community these modern necons are just ladyboy pygmies compare to eisenhower. No offence to the ladyboy pygm,ies who visit this website.

Leaving aside the fact that the guy is deeply unpleasant, appears to be unable to construct a sentence without using the word "nazi" (I think that it's wish-projection on his part), can't write for shit and has the IQ of a retarded lung-fish, DES is also stunningly naive. Not only has DES conflated the president of France with the entirety of the EU, but he also appears to have spoken a wee bit too soon—as I discovered via His Imperial Majesty.

TBILISI, Georgia, Aug. 13 -- A column of Russian armor and troops moved deeper into Georgian territory on Wednesday in apparent violation of a new cease-fire agreement, according to Georgian officials and eyewitnesses who said the Russian equipment was moving toward the Georgian capital then turned north....

A Western news photographer counted approximately 100 tanks, personnel carriers and other vehicles traveling east from the central Georgian city of Gori toward Tbilisi. They were approximately 12 miles outside of town at the time, with Russian troops waving and appearing "jovial" as they passed, the photographer reported. It is approximately 50 miles between the two cities.

The deep foray into Georgian territory caused a flurry of confusion a day after Russia signed a French-backed peace plan meant to end Moscow's 5-day incursion into the tiny neighboring country.

To be fair, both the Russians and the Georgian Interior Minister have denied that the tanks are heading towards Tbilisi; however, I still think that it's still worth keeping an eye on the situation...

A column of 70 Russian military vehicles, including military trucks with anti-aircraft guns and artillery, as well as armoured personnel carriers, pursued by a large contingent of the world's media, left Gori on the road to Tbilisi and turned left a few kilometres outside of the frontline Georgian town.

Russian troops claimed they were on a "humanitarian mission", however, the true purpose of the mission remained unclear as reports of burning and looting in villages near Gori by South Ossetian rebels and Russian army personnel emerged.

Earlier, as the EU announced plans to send peacekeeping troops to monitor the ceasefire, Russian troops patrolled Gori, destroying an empty Georgian military base in the frontline Georgian town and setting up a checkpoint on the road to Tbilisi.

Civilians in Gori claimed they had been shot at by Russian soldiers and South Ossetian snipers, who local residents said had been attacking the villages. Georgian troops pulled back from the town of Gori earlier this week.

It looks like Mr Sarkozy—who, as Neil Harding reminded me (corrected by Harding: the shame!) had, indeed, forgotten to put on his wife's knickers.

British Foreign Secretary David Miliband said: "The sight of Russian tanks rolling into parts of a sovereign country on its neighbouring borders will have brought a chill down the spine of many people, rightly.

Well, down your spine, matey: we notice you were nowhere to be seen. Where were you? Cowering under the bed, you cowardly little shit?

"That is a reversion to not just Cold War politics, it is a nineteenth century way of doing politics. I think it is very, very important at a European level, but also at the UN, that we assert that that is simply not the way in which international relations can be run in the twenty-first century."

Yes, well, we all know how you think politics is run. As per fucking usual, you actually haven't got a fucking clue have you, you four-eyed, evil-mouthed, cunt-faced cocksucker.

44 comments:

By spreading misinformation, the Georgian authorities have shot themselves in both feet. The media will now be more inclined to be sceptical of new reports that appear to be rather more substantial.

As I've said elsewhere, in the case of an invasion the incitement to the conflict becomes irrelevant. Saakashvili's political enemies support him against Russia, and the entire political structure would probably be removed, rendering diplomatic action futile.

That's, admittedly, the worst case scenario, but it's the scenario that all involved should be most wary of.

It always leaves me aghast when socialists acuse libetarians of being nazis.. when we all believe in the non agression principle.. Yet all socialists would gladly allow the force (with a gun) of the majority upon us...

How did this filthy red scum ever be allowed to avoid the description of nazi themselves?...

DK, err..I think you will find Sarkozy is currently the president of the EU...and Georgia has not been invaded - so DES is right on both points. Plus I agree his writing is a bit sweary and over the top, but for YOU to complain about that is simply staggering!

If you decide to smack the smallest kid in the playground because your mates at the big school told you it would be a laugh, don't be surprised when his big brother comes over and lamps you one. HARD

Georgia got off lightly in my opinion. Bush is furious, the Israelis are furious. They wanted a fight, told Georgia to secure an oil pipeline for Haliburton at any cost and immediate entry into NATO would follow and Putin called their bluff. Good on him.

The people of South Ossetia will decide what they want. So far, they have rejected Georgia. It has cost them thousands of innocent dead but they still feel it is worth the price.

As a libertarian, I can see no reason why Georgia attacked them other than for the delight of pure authority over a people who don't want you.

I am right the peace is on. It takes a few days to start but it is happening. No country on it's own could achieve this. The EU wuill send in peace tropps will ensure russians cannot conquer the nation.

Thanks neil harding, good point. I accept I swearing alot but I thought that was the whole point in this website was to open up and have a heated swearing match. I thought it was supposed to be fun but it seems they can swear but lefties can't.

RE: sweariness: fair play you didn't criticise DES's sweariness, just his use of language and overuse of the word Nazi - but I have a feeling you have used this word a lot to describe NuLab - maybe a bit OTT don't you think. When I walk around our prosperous country with people doing and saying whatever they like in public including rolling in their own puke in a drunken state every Friday night and too-liberal seems more appropriate than Nazi.

"... overuse of the word Nazi - but I have a feeling you have used this word a lot to describe NuLab..."

Not really. I have used fascist extensively, yes. But that is because I believe that they have fascist instincts; whether or not our country is anything like Nazi Germany or fascist Italy now is irrelevant; NuLabour have put in all of the fenceposts to enable such a society -- the fact that they are too incompetent to enact it as yet does not alter the fact that the laws that they have passed would allow a government to become a dictatorship.

Still, if it makes you feel any better, I do not (as you'll know) think that the Tories will be any better...

Well, even the SABC is reporting the latest Russian incursion including a report about them emptying (looting?) a Georgian military depot.

Apparently the Russians are claiming it was full of "offensive weapons", which is very suspicious; I always thought military types used their arsenals to store cuddly toys and fair trade tofu.

Anyone willing to bet a lot of those nasty shooty things don't end up in the hands of the S Ossetians? Arming his proxy goons with their enemies weapons is the sort of sneaky trick likely to appeal to an ex-KGB spook after all.

The French 'deal' will likely have told the Georgians to surrender and then go and hide in the cellar, after forming some kind of underground 'resistance movement'. Either that or collaborate to avoid being shot where you stand.

DES: I also dislike being called a Nazi, you fucking socialist Parasite. I am not, and have never been, a member of the (now disbanded) National Socialist German Workers Party.

If us Libertarian's are indeed Nazi's, you and the rest of your weasel like socialist European non entity countries would also be collaborating with us, either that or cowering in your basements waiting for 'allied help'.

Mr Dale is quite wrong about French political leaders. They do the surrendering they do not promote underground resistance. The honourable people, disgusted by their cowardly leaders, form the resistance.

....Would this be the same hapless, shower of shit troops that ALLOWED Milosovic's band of merry men to strap them to lamp post's before continuing on their jolly way to massacre over 5000 men and boys from a particular ethnic group?

DES seems very sure that the EU peace 'tropps' (you might want to read through your post before sending it next time mate) will make a difference. If their mandate is anything like it was in Yugoslavia they'll be able to do precisely fuck all. They are 'peacekeepers' not fighters and their powers are seriously limited.

Dale I know libertarians are nazis. You want to withdraw form the eu Hitler withdrew form the league of nations. You want to ban immigration like Hitler. you think there is conspiracy for world government hitler thoguht there was jewish global government that strong natiojs must stand up to by withdrwaing from the league of nations. Much of the liberatrians views have been infected by closet nazis.

Oh an here is story that is on the BBC Russian troops have begun handing over control of the area around the town of Gori to Georgian security forces.It seems I the strategic genius have been proven correct. I have a male brain which means my superior strategic knowledge is to be commnended.

8/14/2008 11:19:00 AM look you idiot men have strategic brains and lack social skill and language skills women have better socia skills and are better at language and socia skills. That is why i spell so poor i am stratergic genius.

Actually the nazis privatised industry the night of the long knivies saw the left of the party executed on the order of the financial backers and the army. This is CGSE levele.

The name is at the top, dumbkopf. BTW how is that lasting peace going. Oh, let's see. The Russian foreign minister is saying this afternoon that he thinks South Ossetia will never go back to being part of Georgia. A recipe for lasting peace. Not.

Just so you understand: you are a retard. Now fuck off and squeeze some spots.

look you idoit mens have strategic brians and lack social skill (just look ta me) and language skills women have better socia skills and are better at language and socia skills (and social skill). That is means why i spell so piss poor i am useless at langageu so MUST mean I stratergenic genius. this logcial but nazis lik yuo with womens brians canot ungerstand. this is GCSE leveles.

DES, if you think the EU will send in troops you are a fool. Even the US will think twice.

Where do you think European battle groups come from? States don't suddenly recruit soldiers because the EU have delusions of grandeur and think that they should have their own armed forces, they come from the nation state. In this case, they'll be the NATO battlegroups wearing both hats. Currently, you may have noticed if you ever manage to remove your head from your arse, our armed forces are overstretched as it is and we have a serious problem with retention. We're not sending troops to Georgia.

And the UN will also find a slight problem in doing anything given that Russia has a veto....

And Neil, Sarkozy is president of the Council of Ministers. Barroso is president of the commission and Harry Pottering is President of the Parliament.

look you idiot men have strategic brains and lack social skill and language skills women have better socia skills and are better at language and socia skills. That is why i spell so poor i am stratergic genius.

Just because you've completed Command and Conquer a few times does not make you strategic genius; it makes you a deluded retard.Oh and seriously I have friends with dyslexia who have a firmer grasp on grammar and spelling than you.

OldHolborn,

If you decide to smack the smallest kid in the playground because your mates at the big school told you it would be a laugh, don't be surprised when his big brother comes over and lamps you one. HARD

South Ossetia has not been recognised by the international community as an independant state; the collapse of the soviet union saw Georgia formed with ossetia as part of it; crappy as that may be it only became an issue once Russia tried to secure Europe's gas supplies for the next century.

We may all have an axe to grind against Corporatist America (and even more inexplicably, Israel) but I'm pretty sure thats a tatch less worse than a resurgent soviet state run by a megalomaniacal, ex-kgb lunatic.

We are having the groundwork laid for a de facto communist state (personally my monies on a communitarian-based elitist rule, occupied by common-purpose apparatchniks); you dont have to like the way the Americans are doing things to have a better idea than letting this Russians have their way.