Have you seen my girlfriend She lives in a pig pen Have you seen my girlfriend I can't seem to find her Perhaps she is hiding Underneath a blade of grass CHORUS Let's take the whole day off Let's take the whole day off Let's take the whole day off . . . Have you seen my new house Looks just like a dog house Have you seen my new house Someone saw it walking Straight into the ocean He thought it was an ivory boat CHORUS BRIDGE Maybe--it's just a bad dream and I'll wake up soon But I don't think I'll be so lucky Maybe--it's just one of those strange days when nothing seems right No nothing seems right at all Went up to a pay phone on a bathroom wall But I can't remember who I want to call Operator can you help me Have you seen my garden It is most peculiar Have you seen my garden Nothing there that grows Looks anything at all like plants I hear their voices . . . Let's take the whole day off . . . CHORUS Have you seen my girlfriend Have you seen my girlfriend . . .