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I judge by what she's wearingJust how many heads I'm tearingOff of assholes coming on to herEach night seems like it's getting worseAnd I wish she'd take the night offSo I don't have to fight offEvery asshole coming on to herIt happens every night she worksThey'll go and ask the djFind out just what would she sayIf they all tried coming on to herDon't they know it's never going to workThey think they'll get inside herWith every drink they buy herAs they all try coming on to herThis time somebody's getting hurt

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Is that your hand on my girlfriend?Is that your hand?I wish you'd do it againI'll watch you leave here limpingI wish you'd do it againI'll watch you leave here limpingThere goes the next contestant

I even fear the ladiesThey're cool but twice as crazyJust as bad for coming on to herDon't they know it's never going to workEach time she bats an eyelashSomebody's grabbing her assEveryone is coming on to herThis time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?Is that your hand?I wish you'd do it againI'll watch you leave here limpingI wish you'd do it againI'll watch you leave here limpingThere goes the next contestant

I'm hating what she's wearingEverybody here keeps staringCan't wait 'til they get what they deserveThis time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?Is that your hand?I wish you'd do it againI'll watch you leave here limpingI wish you'd do it againI'll watch you leave here limpingI wish you'd do it againEach night seems like it's getting worseI wish you'd do it againThis time somebody's getting hurt