A mash-up of public domain ephemeral films, telling us how meat can help us be attractive, sanitary, and heterosexual, and why girls who park in cars will give you The Syphilis. A crazy-quilt of guilt! Apparently, you can tell if your date has a venereal disease by her unflattering hairdo and mercurial expressions.

The contents are taken from public domain films, courtesy of the wonderful online library of the PRELINGER ARCHIVES. Check them out!