Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Julia: Scolding the Obamas

The Obamas should have gotten a rescue shih-tzu!!! Very disappointed about this.

Among the din of voices chastising the Obamas for accepting the gift of a puppy from a dying Kennedy icon, I'm sure this one will cut the deepest. After all, that little "shit"-tzu still has shitting issues. Perfect for the White House!

Also -- that Ashton Kutcher post some of you tipped us to has been knocked down, it seems. Did anyone see it? We never did.

And she posted an eHarmony joke video from Lindsay Lohan, saying how great it was and how awesome Lohan's hair looks. And in actual fact, the video is sad to me. The girl looks 45, shaky and as though she's in the throes of a bad addiction -- it's painful to watch. It also appears she could be wearing those fake scalp pelts Jackles is so fond of. Wait ... Jackles looks 45, shaky, in the throes of a bad addiction and has been wearing scalp pelts! Now I get it!

108 comments:

OF COURSE Lindsey Lohan wears ratty extensions; those nasty pelts have been her longtime trademark for the past few years or so. It's a wonder she keeps them looking as decent as she does considering she's been outpartying a pre-comeback Britney Spears for so long.

As nasty as Lindsey is, it's pointless to compare her to JA; JA never has and never will have the promising talent or career that Lindsey once did.

Yeah - Lohan is a sad, washed up and not even 30 - Just like Julia. Nothing to admire about her at all - pissed away career, dead eyes, sick looking, bad skin, rapidly aged due to body abuse. No thanks.

I thought the vid was cute in a tongue-in-cheek way, but it made me sad for her. She looks like she's coming off a heavy duty bender or sorts. It was obvious that her heart wasn't really in it (just a "look at me, I can bounce back and laugh") and it seemed like the whole thing was a real effort for her. Odd since she's an actress. Anyway, someone said either on another post or elsewhere on the net that the funny part was the throwing something/window crash part.. I have to agree.

Regardless of the video/picture of Lohan being flattering or not; her female-centric audience is being told that an actress in the throws of addiction, rapidly losing weight (she's back to Rachel Zoe skinny) and screaming at people in public is BEAUTIFUL with the BEST HAIR.

And, yes, Lindsey does wear hair pelts.

I saw the Kutcher piece. She posted a video of Ashton with a caption about how he is going to DING DONG on Hefner's door IF he gets 1,000,000 followers and have fantastic she thinks it is. She must be reading here because everyone noted that Ashton had pretty much said STFU but to everyone instead of just calling her out. Now she's embarrassed and retreating.

Aw, I can see that, partypants. The dog scheming year after year to lose that silly human, trying to "forget" her at cupcake stores and being dismayed that she manages to find her way back home every time. Or the toiletting mistakes are part of a plan to make Julia break up with her.

partypants you're asking this of someone who goes from - "oh gee, I haaate going back to Chicago, so dreary, so boring, yawn yawn get me back to NY" to "WOW CHICAGO HAS THE BEST BEACHES EVER! ZOMG #1 SPRING BREAK DEST (I'M ALMOST 30 BUT WHATEV) AND DON'T TALK BAD ABOUT IT I LOVE IT AND WILL CUT A BITCH"

Jankles got Lilly and Langdon (her parent's dog) together when she was living with her former financee. When they broke up, Langdon went to live with her parents and she kept Lilly. If they are from the same litter she most likely got them from a fancy breeder - purebred puppies hardly ever go to rescue groups. Way to be a hypocrite, Julia. Why don't you spend less time chastising Obama and more time taking care of your own pooch - who deserves to go into breed rescue. I have never seen someone so publicly neglect and so often dump off a dog on neighbors in my life.

Of course 1:40, but she looks exactly the same in expression - thought maybe a little more awake - as when she did that morning show interview where she showed up with the same clothes she was wearing the night before, and she's said lately in an interview that she doesn't lie, drink or do drugs. Uh. Just like Paris doesn't.

Total Jing: I am surprised at you. Ashton said he would ding dong ditch on Ted Turner's door. It seems that you are racing to post here without slowing down and getting the facts. Love you, but chillax a bit. ;)

RE: The DogAs per usual, Julia jumps on the news when it is weeks (or months old). The Obamas said that they needed a hypo allergenic dog as one of their daughters is allergic. Porties are. Check! Also, the dog had been adopted by another woman who could not keep it and it was returned to the breeder in Texas and scooped up by the Kennedys as a gift.

so, the only conten NS has right now, seriously, is TMI. And instead of trying to do something good with that - research, interviewing, learning some editing and graphic skills - for th enext marathon round of taping, Julia's making off-the-cuff, dumb shit cracks about the president's dog, presumably hoping she'll get to go on some late night cable news talking head show (that she then sneer about a little like she doesn't care. can't be bothered to care)and chime in with her two-cents about a "Hot Topic of the Day".

And then it's what, back-to-back tech conferences? Really? More tech conferences? That she won't cover? It's like that movie Almost Famous. After awhile the girls aren't having fun backstage anymore. But they feel like they have to trudge on to the next city. Because that's where Everything is Happening. Julia's that way with these god-awful tech people and their self-congratulatory circle-jerk let-me-tell-you-the-secret of my success conferences. Barf.

And of course, the same way she parrots things she hears on Fox weekender, and glances at in Seventeen, she would parrot something she heard once: that conferences are where alot of Connections Are Made! And Networks Are Formed!

Julia has publicly stated that the dog is from a breeder in the midwest. Oprah made "rescue dogs" en vogue several months back when she did a puppy mill expose. She then adopted two dogs from PAWS, a shelter in Chicago. Julia is just trying to jump on Oprah's wagon which is...er...pathetic.

(I'm a shelter pet owner and I am all for the sentiment just not a phoney half ass one)

Personally, I've got no problem with folks who buy dogs from breeders. Much like a designer purse versus a used and/or affordable one, it's a matter of opinion. I *do* have a problem with folks who buy their dogs from breeders and then wag their finger at those who also choose to buy their dogs from breeders.

Shut the fuck up and leave Obama alone, Julia. You should be more "disappointed" by the fact that you obviously treat those shitty freshwater pearls of yours better than your own neglected purebred dog.

"...are dedicated to sharing almost every waking moment of Allison's life. Internet fame similar to other forms of fame, doesn't come without an emotional price tag, however..."

From the above link.

You know, that gets repeated and repeated. And it's just not true. We almost never know what JA's actually doing. We get cryptic cameraphone shots of parking lots, and poses at dumb parties.

But gone are the days where she wrote essay-length entries about her own life, and loves and that crap...

All the shorthand descriptions of NS repeat that too: that it's this detail intense, live-with-julia-type site. It's like people hear she's famous and repeat it.. and never go to her site. I mean, look at it today, a day she gets a page six write-up? Is there anything there? No. She hasn't posted but a couple stupid tweets all day. And a dumb swipe at Obama's dog.

That info is obviously OLD...the site doesn't even mention Nonsociety. And there's no way in Hell that a TRUE internet star like iJustine is only one place ahead of Julia. Not a chance. Who'd JA blow for that laughable position?

The Lindsay video was incredibly depressing, because Lindsay has nothing to hold on to. Her career, her family, her relationships are all in shambles, and that's the punchline! I thought the video was zero percent amusing, and the fact that Julia thought it was smart and funny shows the lack of empathy she possesses.

that top internet star article sounds like a plant by her agent george ruiz. that's probably the best he can do (he prob didn't know julia was totally cool with being called a famewhore in page six, so she had to do her own dirty work).

Tweeting about how HER FRIEND SARAH LACY!!!! is coming to Chicago to speak at a conference... and she's picking her up from the airport, basically serving as her driver, and tagging along to the conference.

Oh Julia, has it really gotten this bad? Once invited to speak at events yourself, you've now fallen so far, so fast, that you're a cab driver for your more successful friends. SAD.

PartyPants, you need to seriously get a life. Or get laid. You make the same comments on the same mediocre blogs all day long. Srsly, go away. Back to Mississippi, or back to your Hell's Kitchen walk-up.

Absolutely, don't go anywhere because, you know, partypants, once you move to another part of the country you can not longer post on this where ever based site and would have to start your own gig. we would certainly support you with that and love you all the same.xoxo

Yeah, go away Party Pants -- your over and over and over and over and over comments just diminish the point: we're keeping the JA hate smart, snarky and exclusive. It's just you you you you... which makes this boring and makes you look pathetic. Other people will chime in and read the comments, we're just tired of seeing yours day in and day out... over and over and over and over. DO NOT HIT SEND.

The busted TMI deal was mentioned in an earlier post - Comment of the Year. That commenter - who seemed to have some inside info or be an associate of Julia's - said the girls didn't get a dime from NNN or NBC and that there was no guarantee it was going to air anywhere. They've also been filming in Meghan's apartment so I assume they got booted from NNN studios as well. Would not surprise me at all if Too Many Idiots Weekly got canned. It sucked hard.

Yeah, sorry, totally with 3:44. These threads get clogged with stupid partypants comments. No need. She's not funny or witty. She's just some girl who needs attention, and since this is a blog designed to criticize a girl who needs to much attention, it's kinda hypocritical to embrace someone for exhibiting the exact same behavior.

party pants is probably not female, though more than likely has aspirations to be ;) i'm thinking PP is gaysian, sucky sucky on a nerdy white guys penis for rent, skinny, spiky hair, Hell's Kitchen or West Chels... a little too obsessed with pop culture. too stereo?

Who the hell cares about partypants?? The only thing worse than Julia Allison is a fan of Julia Allison. And the only thing worse than a fan of Julia Allison is someone on a Julia Allison reblogging site trying to draw attention to themselves.

"... the only thing worse than a ja fan is a someone on a JA reblogging site trying to draw attention to themslves.."

"Or! a boring racist homophobe.." That was how that should have gone. Someone got sandwiched between those two posts. One of which referred to yet another post - that itself was talking about the posts of controversial reblogging commenter "Party Pants".Or Madame Pants, as I beleive she is referred .

Having read this blog for six months or so, I would like to say that Partypants is a hilarious, fabulous contributor who gets it spot n every time. If you don't get her sense of humour, maybe you're on the wrong sites.

Now would all you morons leave her alone and concentrate on why you're here please?

i think partypants is great. she manages to keep these threads fun and interesting. if you don't like her comments, you can always skip them. here's how: 1) when you see a comment that starts with "PartyPants said..." move your eyes down to the next comment, 2) if it does not start with "PartyPants said..." read and enjoy the comment. Repeat.

"And as Jay Cutler walked out of the club, he asked his Brah: "Who the hell was that? Has she been on any magazine covers?" His Brah explained about the Wired magazine thing. He gagged and said "What, she's some nerd centerfold girl or something? Nahhwwaaay, brah!" Jay deleted the number from his phone, and proceeded to the nearest strip club VIP room and spent $10.4 million in about 50 minutes. The next day, Jay woke up with a hangover and a new enthusiasm for the world, contemplated the bullet he just dodged. The End."

"Julia Allison is an American journalist, the founder of the videoblog NonSociety.com, and a columnist for “Time Out New York.” Her hometown is Wilmette, a suburb of Chicago.

Allison attended Georgetown University, where she wrote a dating column titled “Sex on the Hilltop,” under the alias, Julia Baugher. She has also worked with Illinois, Republican Congressman, Mark Kirk, as a full-time legislative correspondent.

Allison has made appearances on several cable networks including: MSNBC, Headline News, Fox Business, and Fox News. She used to pen a weekly dating column for AM New York, and was an editor for “Star” at one point for.

The magazines Allison has written for include: Cosmopolitan, Men’s Health, New York, Teen Vogue, Maxim, and Seventeen. She also does political coverage for the Huffington post. "

I like partypants. She is a pretty good Jaba the Nut commentator. Furthermore, one of the emergent properties of this blog is that it allows one to vicariously track her menstrual cycle. Last week, flow; this week, no.

Lohan's self-deprecation act is not new. She does one of those about once a year. A few years ago she did one as an opening sketch on Saturday Night Live. If you've seen her do it before you realize how mechanical it is and that she's blaming everyone else for making her look bad.

Yep, and the girl liiiiiiiiies nooooonstop. Nothing is ever her fault, it's always everyone else who misunderstands or like the interview said "is out to get her". Wonder where that self-dep. act was when she stole clothes from girls on not one, but TWO separate occasions, and had the audacity to step out in them publicly. Naturally she was caught when paps photographed her, and had not a single apology for either of the girls.

Oh and extra amusing (forgot this in the last post) one of the "stolen clothes" episodes involved her, Nicole Richie and Samantha Ronson texting the girl she'd stolen from all SORTS of bitchery. So, karmic I guess. http://laurenhastings-textmessages.buzznet.com/user/photos/?id=5802411