Friday, August 30, 2013

RAND PAUL DECIDES TO EDUCATE THOSE POOR, IGNORANT IMMIGRANT FOLKS

Rand Paul knows that the GOP desperately needs a way to win over minority voters. He can’t get on board with things like a social safety net, or immigration reform, so he asks himself: “What do those foreign illegal non-white people really need?”

Of course, when Rand Paul thinks “charter schools” he’s not really thinking about the same things that Democrats think when they think “charter schools”. In fact, he’s not thinking of the same types of things that Democrats think when they think “schools”.

For years, Republicans have been ramping up efforts to shift public school funding to charter schools owned and operated by conservative and religious crusaders, bypassing publicly elected school boards and national standards and practices for education.

But hey, Rand Paul probably figures that immigrants and racial minorities won’t even realize that the “schools” he is offering are basically conservative Christian Sunday-schools.

I mean… it’s not like “those people” are smart enough to know the difference, right Rand?