Plan On Cheating On A Drug Test For Weed? Think Again, It’s Not Worth It.

There are three primary ways to “try” to cheat a drug Test: Dilution, Substitution, and Adulteration.

How to cheat on a drug test for weed is a very common question and is googled over 10,000 times a day. Marijuana is more popular than ever and employers are also drug testing for marijuana more than ever. Millions of people each year need help passing a drug test for all kinds of different drugs, the most common being marijuana. Many people think the only way to pass a drug test is to cheat by using fake urine or sketchy cover-up products and drinks. We urge all our readers who need help passing a drug test to read this article and realize that you can pass a drug test for weed naturally without cheating by fully detoxing your body.

How can a testing lab tell I cheated on my drug test for weed?

At the Laboratory:

Labs have greatly improved their methods in detecting those specimens that have been tampered with by the donor.

Cheating on drug tests by “adulterating” urine samples, or altering a specimen by changing its concentration, is a common practice that marijuana users use to hide the presence of THC in their system. Previously, some abusers were able to pass a drug test by using one of these strategies. But new lab technologies are now detecting drugs in samples that were altered and un-testable before. Today, lab tests measuring specific gravity, pH, creatinine levels, and temperature are determining “positive” and “negative” results – and attempts at cheating drug tests – more accurately than ever.

Lab tests today can often indicate that the sample is not from the donor. In a somewhat humorous case, a man substituted his sample with that of his wife. When the specimen failed the temperature test, subsequent lab testing indicated “he” was pregnant.

Adulterated samples will throw pH levels off or exhibit substances not normally found in urine. In cases where a definite positive or negative result cannot be determined, donors may be required to resubmit a sample under “direct observation” supervision. New lab testing methods now easily determine the presence of nitrites, such as the masking agents found in many products sold online and head shops.Once nitrites are detected, further testing removes the masking effect to discover which drugs are present. Laboratories are constantly updating testing methods as new adulterant products enter the market.

At the Collection Site:

While lab technology can now identify adulterated samples and other attempts at cheating drug tests, safeguards also exist at the urine specimen collection site, whether it’s at a clinic or at the job-site.

Onsite specimen collections are the most effective way to catch would-be cheaters. Cheating drug tests has caused more and more companies to have a trained Drug Test Technician (DTT) visit their offices, warehouse, manufacturing plant, or other sites “onsite” and have the drug test urine specimen collections performed right there, where their employees are “on the job”. A DTT considers a properly-performed drug test collection their top priority. This includes taking the special precautions necessary to ensure that the donor (employee) is not attempting to either substitute or adulterate their specimen.

In the case of “onsite” collections, the donor is routinely required to report immediately and directly to the Drug Test Technician (DTT) when notified of drug test. The donor is not permitted to “go the the locker room”, “run down the hall”, or “get something out of the car” (often-used ploys to enable a cheater to retrieve adulterants or substitutes) before seeing the DTT and providing their specimen.

Getting Caught Cheating On A Drug Test:

Under U.S. Department of Transportation (USDOT aka, “DOT) regulations, DOT- employees whose sample is determined to be tampered with are automatically reported as “positive” on their drug test and they must be immediately removed from their positions by their employer. Non-DOT employees are not subject to the same regulation, however, may still be released from their duties depending on the employer’s company drug policy.

This year, approximately 2,800,000 drug tests results will come back from the labs reported as “positive” for one or more drugs. A greater percentage of those this year than last year will be from cheaters who tried to “pass” and were not successful. Attempted cheaters will be caught during the specimen collection process or they will be discovered by the lab. As specimen collection procedures and lab analysis technology improves, it will be an even a greater percentage who are caught trying to beat a drug test next year and the next.

Bottom line: If it really is that important to you to get that job or keep that job, their is only two 100% effective ways to pass a drug test, simply: to be entirely drug-free or to fully detox the body naturally.

Removing marijuana from your system naturally is the only reasonable, honest, legal solution. We hope the information above has helped you understand why cheating on a drug test is a terrible idea and how difficult it has become recently to trick the system. We strongly urge you not to buy detox products from a head shop or shady online business with no accreditation. Don’t waste your time, money, job or freedom on unproven drug cleansing products.

Article provided by the drug testing experts at Magic Detox. To learn more on how to pass a drug test naturally please visit www.magicdetox.com

How about simply refusing to work for — and do business with — companies that require ULA’s (Urinary Loyalty Oaths)? Stop trying to play their game, and let them have all of the “drug-free” slackers who show up hung over, call out sick because they’re hung over, etc.

Jordan Shorette

That’s exactly what I’ve done the minute they mention that I have to surrender bodily fluids I tell them sorry but your company discriminates and I refuse to work for a dishonest company. I’ve had to do it three times already but its there loss not mine. I always still seem to find work with better human beings.

tsunamiwave

so i shouldn’t use anything from a “sketchy” headshop, but I should use these pills made by a company I’ve never heard of and are basically just as effective as a placebo? Is this an ad or an article? Can’t tell.

Dev O

I agree. Theresa link right after the 1st paragraph. I stopped taking it seriously as soon I saw that. This is an AD, NOT an article!!!!!

We get A LOT of questions about drug testing. Sometimes 50 questions/day. We admittedly don’t know much about this so we reached out to a couple companies in search of something a little more legit then our “pee in a condom” method.

We were looking for someone willing to write informed articles and also commit to answering a “tip-line” email inbox for readers that might have questions. We think the people at Magic Detox are knowledgeable and they have what we believe to be solid product.. Part of the arrangement is they get some free advertising. If they made a bad product or there wasn’t some good information, we wouldn’t post it.

We won’t work with any business or advertiser that we don’t believe in or doesn’t provide a benefit to our readers. No annoying ads for bootleg boner pills, worthless software, or fake headlines about googling your own name.

As with everything you read, take it for what it is and always do your research. We just try to chip in when we can and to not suck while doing it.

Jay

P.S. Thank you everyone for your input. We will take it all into consideration for future articles

Jordan Shorette

i don’t have any issues with it at all, keep up the good work Weed Blog!

iou1hon

I agree. This blog is ideal for those of us who support legalization and who personally know from experience there is no detrimental effect on your mental health. For me pot is medicine and is not a gateway drug leading to serious narcotic abuse. Helps with sex, and my nerves versus having to take an addictive anti-depressant like Prozac or Valium.

In regard to sex, I don’t need it to maintain an erection like having to take Viagra, marijuana enables me to abstain from reaching climax too soon. I can literally last for a couple of hours, and between the oral sex and intercourse my wife typically has 8-10 orgasms–or more sometimes–before demanding that I finish as she’s totally worn out.

I agree!! If I had to guess these negative comments are from other companies that don’t have the Weed Blog approval. Keep up the good work Weed Blog.

Danny

It does not. I found the info helpful. Blogs are supported by ads. I Check this blog several times a week and love it!! So what if a few ads are in the article. It’s the world we live in now. I’ve seen 25 fan duel ads today.. So what..

jeffro

I have failed using methods to mask my marijuana use, therefore I will not go that route ever again. I at 50 years old have to go a minimum of fourteen days clean to pass a drug screen. Its called fasting and its good for self awareness and reality check. These companies don’t give a damn about anything except making money. As the articles says testing procedures are constantly being improved so to say.
And I am disappointed that these ads have been supported by this blog

The Truth

This is good info supplemented by a sales pitch. Detox is a healthy thing to do for many reasons… not just to pass a drug test and that info should be part of the sales pitch. No way I’m going to use anything illegal as I’m thankfully not suffering enough to justify it. I’m hoping for the legalization… and soon.

Tania Rains

I would like to no if there is any way around losing my pain doc.they did a swab test and I smoked 2 weeks ago.will it show up?

Steve

It depends how often and how much you smoke to determine how long it’ll be in your system. If you smoke every day, it could stay in your system a lot longer than 2 weeks, or even 4 weeks. At my old job, I was allowed to take pain meds, and operate equipment and drive as long as I told them I was taking them. Didn’t make much sense to me but whatever. I don’t mean to rain on your parade but 2 weeks doesn’t seem like a long enough time but good luck. I hope they just legalize it everywhere!

Shamus

she took a swab test…those can only test for immediate consumption within 4 DAYS….so two weeks before a swab test…as long as you brush well…is more then enough time…..just saying

Robert Thomas

You have to suck it up. Stop smoking weed or popping pills so you can pass the drug test. But here’s what could happen: My buddy Jesse was going to school and working nights as a security guard. He was an employee randomly selected for a drug test. He took it and passed, but by pure bad luck his name was selected again two days later. He passed both times because he doesn’t do drugs. In an addict’s situation this is a big problem. STAGE an accident immediately. Have a friend or someone call in that you fell off a latter at home. This way you can show the employer and drug testing center you were given pain medication. They’ll either postpone the test, or test for everything but the recent doctor prescribed medication.

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Porchea fields

Bullshit

Janelle

I’m a female who weighs 120 and I’m 5’6.I was a heavy smoker for about 3 months smoking every day. I quit exactly a week ago. I had applied for a job they had me come in to fill out paperwork bc I got the job. They hit me with a mouth swab that I had to hold in my mouth for5 mins. I made sure I put barley any saliva in it. Before my mouth swab I had drank three bottles of water. Do you think that it will be positive for THC?I’m freaking out

Dean

I’ve been using a home test kit. The kit shows a real faint line in the negative. Does this mean I will pass the test?

M. Dickson

probably not. Try an Epsom salt cleanse. Drink lots of water and do not eat salty foods on the day you do the cleanse. Also make sure you don’t have anything to do that day as you will have liquid poop.

iou1hon

As long as there is a visible line doesn’t matter how light it is. If it’s visible you pass. I administer drug tests.

Tab Ingle

I’m a very light smoker. Maybe 2-3 hits off a bowl at night. I recently lost my job and need to test. How long before it gets out of my system?

M. Dickson

At minimum after you stop it will be thirty days but I’d say 35 days is a safer bet. I also recommend an Epsom salt cleanse(only do that once and drink LOTS of water or you will experience negative health side effects((also your bowel movements will be liquid you will literally pee out of your anus))) and drinking a large amount of cranberry juice and cranberry juice concentrate daily during those 30-35 days.

Hot pregnant wife

Im sharing because the comments ive read here and elsewhere saved us. We are married, my husband was laid off in August 2015, we have a baby and I am due in 2 months. Our unemployment ran out this week

My husband had to pass a dt yesterday. He was a daily smoker he slowed down 3 months ago to a couple times a week and then quit two weeks prior to getting the offer. We had 10 days. He tried a hardcore ALL FIBER diet, WITH SUPPLIMENTS. Ddetox tea and drinks, so much water and 5 times a day in our sauna. After five days he was still positive, even if he tested negative, we were concerned. So we had to replan for substitution. Though he kept the detox going. On the day of the test he still tested positive with a light control liine. No bueno.

it was a basic ecup test, not dot.

He substituted clean urine. I wouldn’t rely on detox.

How we substituted. I got clean male pee the night before in a glass jar, though I’ve heard it’s illeagal to test hormones, I’m still pregnant and didn’t want to take a chance. Refrigerated overnight.

I bought a 3oz lotion tube at walmart, handwarmers and a temperature strip online, rubberbands, and a baby bottle warmer for the car (kept the receipt and returned it.. said it broke). We brought two thermometers to confirm the temperature. He wore a pair of my spandex shorts to be sure it wouldn’t go anywhere.

The baby bottle warmer got the temp up to 106, so be aware. It gets hot. The temp should ideally be between 94 and 100 but you can pass 90 to 100.

It was an hour door to door.

We had to sit let it cool down in the parking lot next door. Checked with both thermometers until it was a hundred. Rubber banded the hand warmer to the pee, wrapped it in papertowel, and sent I’m in.

They handed him an ecup, he went in a private bathroom and (having practiced) was able to quietly open the lotion bottle and empty the cotents. Checked the temp strip, swirled it a bit to cool down, peed for real and handed the sample.

The woman looked at it, nodded and he left.

He passed. Has a brand new job.

Originally he was going to use a Scrunchie to strap it on, but we didn’t think he would be observed.

I recommend wearing a belt that makes a little noise and jiggle it if you need to cover up the sound of opening the top. If your eine observed, don’t close it, it makes a snap sound. Use the papertowel to prevent dripping.

Having someone with you does a lot to keep you calm and help you measure temps. You can do it on your on though. We were sick with worry but it went very smoothly because we practiced alot and ironed out all the problems.

Practice in the car with the warmer, heating up and cooling down. Practice opening and closing quietly. Practice walking around with it in your pants, that’s how we knew boxer briefs were not enough. We had a lot of trial and error. Just wanted to share a passed test in 2016.

trevor

That’s what happens when you do things the smartest way you can. I have a kid and needed a real job . I have stopped smoking weed before for a month a two weeks when I was younger(21) and still tested positive for THC and was told I was lying because the line was so dark. Back to the point, I used synthetic urine purchased online because I read powder requires obviosley mixing water which isn’t ideal for the unknown suprises. The rig I believe is called the whizinator. The synthetic urine I forget but as mentioned above must contains sane synthetic makeup as the type used for calibrating thier testing eq or contains : pH,creatinine, gravity was two white bb size that I crushed and placed in urine container and mixed. The logic was desperate met with reality and the fact synthetic urine is supposedly hot drug testing labs calibrate their eq. The heat was produced and maintained by 9v battery which is placed in the whizinator rig. I too wore tight whitey tighties and placed rig in groin area with a xl tall shirt to conceal the artificial bulge. You have too choices for whizinator in regards to heat, place hot water and once temp hits 100 maintains it for four hours or room temp takes one hour and and only keeps for an hour . first was second. Remember quoting is best but not always realistic since thc is stored in your fat cells and depending on your metabolism mines fast I’m skinny, and if you smoke 2 a week assume a month might not cut it. So I got the job but that was almost five years ago I practiced at home and had back up batteries and a second urine container. Also hand warmers x4 in case battery didn’t work. Research modern results and research if possible what kind of testing most companies prefer cheaper kind its expensive I recently learned most parole officers don’t test for weed since its more money. Don’t add bleach,additives,barrow urine from a friend of your circle, a females urine, drink or eat anything claiming to mask or hide drugs in an unrealistic timeframe(less than two weeks)

M. Dickson

So does anyone know whether or not the common idea that high concentration daily b vitamin supplements taken for at least a week prior to the dt can actually induce a false negative? Or is that just hopeful bullshit?

Daniel Vargas

So I am not a heavy smoker. I smoke once or twice a week sometimes going a week or two without smoking and when I do smk it’s a bowl or two at the time. in the past I was a heavy smoker and have passed with 24hrs to testing with a detox tea and water. Now since I barley smk what do you think my chances are if I have not smoked in 1-2 weeks and just drink water

Dom

“In a somewhat humorous case, a man substituted his sample with that of his wife. When the specimen failed the temperature test, subsequent lab testing indicated “he” was pregnant.”

This is false. To determine pregnancy, the lab must perform a specific pregnancy test (there is no way to simply tell w/o the test). Running the test with out authorization is illegal. I doubt any lab would risk the fines and civil litigation.

iou1hon

You are right it is absolutely false. Typical drug testing (5-, 9- and 10-panel drugs of abuse testing) cannot detect male/female.

noffy1975

So the detox bottle you buy and say drink within five hours of testing will come back pos?

mark342w

I passed like 2 weeks ago with certoclear, so I don’t know what this article is talking about

Peabug

Is that a same day cleanse? I smoked Sunday but only 4 or 5 hits and I take a test tomorrow. I’m a little worried….last time I smoked before that was a month ago. Not sure it will even be a blip, but I want this job.

Me7o

Ok so I’m a Heavy smoker. I smoke every night. I was wondering what ways I can pass a drug test from my doctor that is being sent to a lab. I can get another persons urine who is clean, an hour or two before the actual test. But I was wondering what other ways there are to pass such as detox method, certoclear, etc….. So what should I use? Any help would be greatly appreciated.

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I like to smoke weed I would smoke it on a daily basis if I could put my present situation in life has it where I can only smoke once maybe twice a month I haven’t even higher standard of testing I have to submit to what would be helpful to know if you’re completely clean and you only smoked one joint does it still take 30 days to get out of your system I know there’s some leeway there and I also know there are other products that you can take and buy cheaply that will keep you cleaned out unless sent to a lab it’s very easy most everything you buy will work I’ve tried it I’ve used it and it works and it’s expensive but I have found one simple product call Deja azo Cranberry which taken everyday drinking water working and sweating I have never failed a UA more about learning how to pass and about how you can have much you can smoke would be helpful to me I know if you smoke everyday it’s 30 days or more if you just smoke it once or twice a month can you be clean in 7 days but is there anyway somebody tell me something

reefer man

I like to smoke weed I would smoke it on a daily basis if I could put my present situation in life has it where I can only smoke once maybe twice a month I haven’t even higher standard of testing I have to submit to what would be helpful to know if you’re completely clean and you only smoked one joint does it still take 30 days to get out of your system I know there’s some leeway there and I also know there are other products that you can take and buy cheaply that will keep you cleaned out unless sent to a lab it’s very easy most everything you buy will work I’ve tried it I’ve used it and it works and it’s expensive but I have found one simple product call Deja azo Cranberry which taken everyday drinking water working and sweating I have never failed a UA more about learning how to pass and about how you can have much you can smoke would be helpful to me I know if you smoke everyday it’s 30 days or more if you just smoke it once or twice a month can you be clean in 7 days but is there anyway somebody tell me something