Star is reporting that Teen Mom's Amber Portwood is pregnant and she's "scared to death." The mag also notes Amber's "been with so many guys in the past three months, she has no idea who the father could be."

Supposedly Amber is hoping her ex Gary Shirley is the dad because, "She thinks they're meant to be together." [Star]

Here's a video of Gary recording a lullaby for Leah while his bonehead friends drop a trash can on her head in the background. [Radar]

In other bad parenting news, Dina Lohan tells Radar that Lindsay has turned down an offer to appear on DWTS and, "Lindsay actually told the woman atDancing With The Stars who made the offer that 'you need to take my mom!'" Nice try, Dina. [Radar]

Anna Friel and David Thewlis have split after nine years together. [Us]

Ja Rule Tweeted that his two-year prison sentence is a, "Minor setback for a major comeback." [Yahoo]

Justin Bieber won't be charged for allegedly hitting a boy who called him a gay slur. [Radar]

Thora Birch was fired from the Broadway revival of Dracula days before opening night because her dad confronted an actor about rubbing her back on stage. [NYT]

Barf: "'Cuddly' Taylor and Jake 'Obsessed' With One Another at B-Day" [Yahoo]

The National Enquirer claims Marie Osmond is remarrying her first husband, and referred to her son's suicide in her announcement, saying, "I'm getting married again - it's what my Michael would have wanted!" [Perez]

Michael Douglas says of his Golden Globe nomination, "To be selected with these extraordinary nominees is an honor and boy was I ready for some good news!" [Hollywood Reporter]

Angelina Jolie says when she and Johnny Depp learned she was nominated for The Tourist they, "were laughing because it's the first time that I've been in the comedic category so it's new for me." And of course, because no one liked the movie. [Us]

Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper will reunite to host CNN's New Year's Eve coverage. "Once again, I'm terrified to be co-hosting CNN's New Year's Eve show with Kathy Griffin," said AC. "It's often bitterly cold, and yet after being with her for a few minutes on live television, I find myself drenched in sweat." [The Wrap]

In the new issue of In Style, Gwyneth Paltrow mortifies her 4-year-old son, telling Faith HIll, "Moses...we might really become family when he marries Audrey! My son is in love with your daughter!" [E!]

Gwynnie wasn't nominated for a Golden Globe, but when asked how she'd celebrate if Country Strong got a nod, she said, "With a joint, hanging out with my girlfriends, I don't know, I don't expect anything from that." [N.Y. Mag]

Chris Colfer says Glee's success is, "like the Soviet Union: it's getting bigger and bigger and I think it has a lot to do with the music — it unites everyone." Just like a communist regime! [Hollywood Reporter]