AnalAlien contributes snippets of questionable wisdom, odd blurts and misunderstandings, nonsensical ramblings and other crapola to uncyclopedia on a semi-irregular basis. On the other hand, if you are caught editing this bio, I will smack the crap out of you. And I'll enjoy it. (shutters, breathes heavily) I'll enjoy it immensely, with fava beans. (ha fa fa fa fa fa fa)