Alana Campos

Holy Sudamericana moly. Well-known (down Brazil way) bikini model Alana Campos has taken it off, all off, for Playboy as their September 2012 Playmate of the Month and the visual details are well beyond merely muy sexual.

I don’t want to give too much away, but I’ve already written 337 letters to Alana asking her to be my date to the World Cup 2014 in Rio. I’m expecting a small chance of a yes, and a big ole chance of an international style restraining order. I’ve learned to deal with the disappointments.