AnnaLynne McCord Opens Up

The best thing that ever happened to Hollywood might be the braless trend. The Westboro Baptist people might say The AIDS, but I’m sticking with an endless array of young women exposing their tits to the elements. I’ve seen more swollen nipples in the past year than John Travolta on a private Greek island holiday. Fuck you, you create metaphors when you’re hungover. Everybody claims to be charitable, but they mostly mean a ten dollar check in the mail. This chick is flashing her tits in public. You tell me who’s getting into heaven first.