Lauren Stoner Super Bikini Hottie In Miami

And the boobtastic just keeps on coming in Miami this holiday weekend where the temps are not their usual blazing warm, but the the fine female forms that dot the beach in both professional and amateur competition are more righteous than ever, including local native Lauren Stoner who comes out to play frequently in a little bikini to remind the gathered ogling masses that you could play bongos on her tight bottom. Though, as always, please do ask permission first. There is always a pesky boyfriend with giant muscles hanging about somewhere looking for a fight.

We've been leering at Laura for a good half-dozen years now on the South Florida shoreline, ever since she was Michael Bay's main squeeze and first came to our attention by way of sextastic body. She's only become more enticing. That's the mark of a true Egotastic woman. The blessed genes and the hard work in the Pilates studio. The Egotastic man on the other hand an entirely different specimen. We're honed in the art of the peekaboo and we make no apologies for our lack of other skills. Laura, you keep doing what you're doing, we'll keep doing what we're doing. This makes the world spin faster with or without lubricants. Enjoy.