Chicago's likely new mayor, former White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel, is well aware of his Twitter impersonator, MayorEmanuel, and wants to know the motherfucker's real identity. And he'll pay to find out.

The mysterious typist behind MayorEmanuel registered the account shortly after Emanuel left the White House to run for mayor of Chicago, the primary for which is next Tuesday. The account follows him on the campaign trail by approximating his inner monologue. A sample sequence from yesterday:

Motherfucking coffee, you're all I fucking need today.

50 Wards, 50 hours. Whoever the fuck thought of this is most definitely going on the cock-punch list.

I just visited my hundredth motherfucking El stop. One fucking week more of this shit and then all the pain goes away.

This would be a lot more tolerable if it was 50 wards in 50 minutes. Just gun the fucking Civic and fly through all of them.