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I don't know what Obama's game is with this galactic Jade Helm out at Pluto, but we need access now to the secret telemetry the White House is receiving so Obama can't just parcel out all the best colonization spots---where it is 100 below or warmer---to the gay Muslims. We know where this is heading---An executive order restricting in advance the rights Moses gave us to own laser disintegration guns, and putting onerous EPA restrictions on our warp drives. We will be defenseless against whatever life is found on Pluto that has had designs on the Earth ever since the Earth was created 7000 years ago. And we sure as hell are not going to sign a peace deal with the Plutoians because they represent an existential threat to Israel.

(Image is of Pluto.) Ever since Galileo started telling his lies, some in America have had this notion that we have to tax the wealth creators so we can prance about the solar system and look for places to establish Obama's asteroid-based penal colonies for freedom-loving conservatives who will be easy to load on the gulag spaceships after Michelle Obama forces them to eat her drugged broccoli and tofu at the orders of jack-booted federal thugs. When and where will it all end?Please read all of NeilAquino.com