ahem! seriously, I'm without a doubt, at the bottom of this list, I make everone else look VERY successful!
One day in 1976, after over 6yrs of being out of the Army, I finds myself working at a RoundTablePizza parlor in Livermore and someone asked me, "hey now, are you going to work here the rest of your life??" I sayz "hmmm....why not?" but in 2001 I finally quit that job.
Been washing windows and painting since. Though I do have an ongoing summer job at the Alameda Co.Fair, (every summer since 1972) I'm still trying to figure out what I'm going to be when I grow up.....