This sexy lady is all up in our business. In fact, she's practically all up in her business, too. And not a child to be found!

Not in reality, though. Not only was this sexy lady conspicuously absent when we arrived at Las Palmas, but there were tons of children, babies, and families everywhere. We asked a staff member if the hotel was more popular with couples or families (several other marketing photos also featured sexy ladies or couples), and he immediately responded "families" without batting an eye. The hotel's marketing photos and the reality simply don't match up.