Oh look what we have here, another one of those 2edgy4me emo cuntblasts trying to impress the rest of the site with his edgy "humanity is dark and corrupt" stuff on otherwise humourous content, thinking everyone will nod and applaud because he thinks a good majority of the users here are cynics. You're right in that assumption for the most part but wrong in the assumption that cynics are people who are a bunch of emo little faggots who sit in a corner all day complaining about humanity who are hurt by anything funny. Here's some advice and cheer up you gloomy little sod, there's times and places to state your views on humanity and this isn't one of them.

umm, I was totally gonna say that you were unjustified in your reds.. then I read this: "Some people are too stupid to understand what I wrote, others know that they're the sheep I spoke of, so are really but hurt, and plenty misunderstand what I meant.
Do I give a ****? Nope. I'm an outcast, what I say isn't popular, but in my experience, people don't like to hear the truth. "

now see theres a few key sentences here that form the basis of the 2edgy4me/twitfag responses. See point one would be: "Some people are too stupid to understand what I wrote, others know that they're the sheep I spoke of, so are really but hurt" now this may be true, and they may be deluded but at the same time, you should realize that that basically says that if they don't agree with you, then theres something wrong on their end. Now comments like this assume that you ARE right and not just a twat like many people seem to now assume. I don't know, that's not how I roll, I just say stuff.

Now the second point that adds to the total overall assumed cheeky-to-cunt ratio of that post would be: " Do I give a ****? Nope. I'm an outcast, what I say isn't popular, but in my experience, people don't like to hear the truth. " Now see **** like this really gets people going. Mostly I think because we've all had experiences with that one guy who whines about how no one understands him and hes an outcast for not following the mindless masses. And whether or not hes right, hes a twat. Its simply because whether or not he had a good point becomes null when he portrays everyone else as simply not as "enlightened" as he is.

so tl;dr, whether or not your message is true, you sound like a massive twat so i'd like consider that a bit before posting. also you might want to consider the idea that maybe you aren't actually right here, and maybe your just running your mouth. I don't know, its not my place to judge, sorry for the long read

Hell maybe you're right, after all I tend to make a lot of assumptions.

I'm assuming half of the people angry didn't read the full of thing. I'm sure most people read half of it and then decided to voice their anger. I'm hit some nerves, and thus some people's insecurity, and I'm sure some people really did misunderstand what I meant.

Of course I'm sure there are people who just plain disagree, and that's fine, but I'm not the one being a little bitch about it, nor am thumbing anyone down.

I didn't delete anyone, block anyone, censor anyone, or manipulate anything. The thumbs on this post were all given without any of my own interference. I hit the front page fair and square, and I could care less if some people got offended. I'm not here to be politically correct, nor shoudl I have to bend over to make people happy.

So really, while I'm not exactly explaining myself as well as I should, I don't feel the need to. I tried to be apologetic, but some people are two busy needing to take a heavy dose of "man the **** up".

ok ok that's fair, but still, saying that people are immature on the internet is like saying water is wet. its sorta assumed once you've been here long enough that you know that people are gonna be silly goofs.
As for your control? good on you for not deleting or blocking people, but responding to people is likely going to continue to amplify the **** nexus that I see swirling around the comment section.
theres also the point that this content isn't exactly "funny". In fact its sorta the opposite, if you really look at it and consider that perhaps insight and humor don't mix, which is of course total bs anyways. so hey maybe im full of **** too.
also wanted to note that I actually thumbed you down A: because not funny on funnyjunk(as a rule I always thumb it down if its better suited elsewhere) and B: I thumbed down some of your comments for directly disobeying the unspoken rule that when you see red, its unlikely that people want to hear what your saying. Best back off and let the flames burn out.
if your a thumbwhore then by posting, your generally reducing your net green profit by making more instances for the upset to thumb you down, and if not, well at least before it could be misinterpreted as delicious irony. Once people see that your serious however, you loose that edge.