Foot-tappers in the office

I don't know if we have particularly flimsy floors, but there's a bloke on my pod who taps his foot all day long and it makes the whole desk vibrate, all day long. Does anyone else have this and, if so, so it drive you mad too, or is it just because he's an unlikeable twunt that it bothers me?

people with handsfree phones walking around the office when they're on a call... even worse a conference call. and they're NOT EVEN going anywhere, they're just strolling up and down NEXT TO MY DESK GO AWAY!!!!
I wish I had some sort of jamming device that would break the signal.

I work with another paramedic who chews his fingers all the time. Not the nails, as they're mostly gone, but his finger tips. The noise is excruciating. Filthy man in general, the messroom looks like it has hosted a kids birthday party after his shift. Dirty cups and food all over the kitchen worktops and floor. The driving controls in the car get extra cleaning after he's been on duty.

I occasionally foot-tap but the desks are quite high so I don't tend to hit it and I stop when I realise what I'm doing. The thing that gets me shouted at with "STOP DOING THAT" is cracking my knuckles.

why do people feel the need to comment on your lunch?
'Oh you're having chicken today?' and they crane their neck to have a to look. Sometimes they'll tell others 'Oh Michael's got spicy chicken'
and the other innane idiot work colleague will stand up and look over their PC to look at your spicy chicken and say
'Oh that looks nice' and I'll mumble with a mouthful of spicy chicken 'it is, nom nom nom'

Our team moved desk at work and we soon noticed that the floor oscillated quite a bit, to the extent that some people felt seasick. After a few weeks of this someone realised that it didn't happen when I was away from my desk and it was me jiggling my leg that caused it
I honestly didn't have a clue I was doing it.

why do people feel the need to comment on your lunch?
'Oh you're having chicken today?' and they crane their neck to have a to look. Sometimes they'll tell others 'Oh Michael's got spicy chicken'
and the other innane idiot work colleague will stand up and look over their PC to look at your spicy chicken and say
'Oh that looks nice' and I'll mumble with a mouthful of spicy chicken 'it is, nom nom nom'

I think smelly food is one of the worst - perhaps it's some sort of passive agression...?

We have a cougher/throat scraper in the office, this old woman who works on admin, regularly sounds like she's going to bring up a fur ball, or choke to death, it's grim.

We've only fairly recently moved and some of our gang are getting increasingly fed up with her, so the comments are getting louder and more direct every time she does it, best so far is "someone fetch the shotgun"...........

I have the 'pleasure' of working with the most annoying person I will possibly ever meet...and it sounds like a mixture of what most people find annoying in an office...

Constant, loud, throat-rattling sneezing
Chest vibrating coughing with phlegm
Sloppy, mouth-open chewing/pulverising of breakfast which is multiple slices of toast brought in from home! The dryness seems to make it worse.
Slurping of tea followed by an "AAAhhhh" noise after every sip
Insanely loud heckling at emails until someone goes "Oh...what's so funny?"
Microwave meals that smell like someones scraped year old cheese off a fat sweaty man to make the office smell oh so nice e.g. Tesco cauliflower cheese for 2...

The list may as well go on. Thank god she has meetings most days or I think I would have quit by now...or stabbed her...

We've only fairly recently moved and some of our gang are getting increasingly fed up with her, so the comments are getting louder and more direct every time she does it, best so far is "someone fetch the shotgun"..........

Perhaps you and your "gang" might like to pause to think about how it might feel for "this old woman". From how you've worded it, it sounds like bullying to me.