The Story So Far: Everybody is still going to Dover. They're taking their sweet time about it, but they're going. Meanwhile, romantic troubles are brewing between Goneril and Regan. Goneril has developed the hots for Edmund and sends trusty Oswald after him with a letter. However, the recently-widowed Regan has other ideas...

Oswald tries to deliver a letter, but fails. If you're playing the "Oswald Drinking Game", take a drink. Oswald likes his letters.

Regan, meanwhile, has also fallen prey to Edmund's apparently irresistible sex appeal, and is planning to marry him even before her dead husband, the ex-Duke of Cornwall, is cold in the ground. This is not going to end well.

Tune in again on Friday, when people actually start arriving in Dover!