chase cooleys a fucking alien from an orange grove in septicville

this guys trying to set a guiness record for... complacency, slothfulness... and going the longest without washing his sheets(1.2 years and counting...) 34yr old pussy... believes his "soulmate" is a fucking lezbo...only pays at most...$125.00 a month rent...and believes hes entitled to everything the rest of us are nothin but a 34yr old parisite.. anyone got any suggs as how to disslodge this tick off our asses???