Adam: Yeah, I thought I was going to get to hear secrets from your past.

Gwen: Oh, like what?

Adam: I don't know. Maybe you've led a double life as a stripper or something.

Gwen: I know. I had to give it up. The heels were giving me bunions.

Adam: Spend any time in the circus?

Gwen: No, I'm actually -- I'm actually terrified of clowns.

J.J.: And you know, Sage, it's going to be fine living with dad. Because, you
never know, he could even probably make us pancakes for dinner.

Sage: I like pancakes.

Jack: Ah, thanks, buddy. I can make you pancakes every night of the week if you
want me to with broccoli and spinach on top.

Sage: Yuck!

Jack: Maybe some garlic….

Katie: He came home with me tonight, Henry. We slept together.

Henry: You slept with Simon, too. That didn't bring him back.

Parker: I'm not your son.

Jack: Like hell you're not! I was the first person to lay eyes on you when you
were born. I've worried about you, I've coached you, I've taught you, and for
the last couple days, I've put up with that wise-alecky mouth of yours.

Adam: You're one of the most beautiful women I know.

Will: Thank you. I knew I married her for a reason.

Mike: I heard you and Parker arguing, maybe I should have just left, I didn't
know what to do.

Jack: I wish you'd come in sooner. The kid was winning.

Adam: Gwen doesn't want to hang you, and you're her mother. What makes you think
I'd want to stay here?

Jack: Hey!

Parker: What?

Jack: You make sure get a good night's sleep. So you can hate me some more in
the morning, okay? After pancakes….

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