We’ve always been known as Turk and JD. Like, when we were in college, people would be like: when are Turk and JD getting here? And then at med school, everyone was like: when are Turk and JD getting here? The point is, we were together so much this Indian girl only slept with him because she thought his last name was Anjadi.

J.D.: Why are we lying in the parking lot?TURK: Your hook shot knocked you unconscious, so I lied down next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin’.J.D.: Oh, thanks S.C.B. By the way I should tell you something. I found an apartment and I’m moving out the day after tomorrow.TURK: Wow.J.D.: Yeah.TURK: What does S.C.B. mean?J.D.: Super Chocolate Bear.TURK: I love it.J.D.: I knew you would.