(Closed) Funny Things Kids Say

Darling Husband and I spent this afternoon at my IL’s house. My BIL/SIL and their two boys, ages 8 and 5, were also there. So when we first got there, SIL told the 5 year old (Caden) to be really gentle with me (he’s usually one that likes to tackle) because I have a little baby in my tummy (I’m 32 weeks pregnant).

The conversation that followed, verbatim:

SIL: Caden, remember to give Aunt Sarah really gentle hugs so you don’t hurt the little baby in her tummy. Caden: You have a baby in your tummy? Me: Yes, I do. He looks at me for a long minute, scrunches his face up, and puts his hands on my belly. Caden: Why did you eat it?

Me and SIL couldn’t stop laughing.

He then proceeded to tell his brother, BIL, Darling Husband, Mother-In-Law, Father-In-Law and DH’s aunt that I have a baby in my belly, and I ate it. SIL told me they’ve been working up to the “how babies are made/grow” conversation, but he’s been having trouble grasping it. She kept telling him today that I’m growing a baby in my body like she grew him in hers, but the “tummy” part really threw him off.

Yeah haha when my brother was 15 months or so he would tell everyone “I want to see a titty!”

We finally figured out that he was talking about the stray cat that sometimes came around the house, he was saying “I want to see a kitty.”

My daughter has been walking around the house going “I am so DONE!” because that is my default answer these days when everyone asks me how I’m feeling haha. This morning after she finished her breakfast I asked her how it was and she said “I am DONE with this mommy!”

I remember when my niece was around 4 she had climbed into bed to snuggle with me one morning. It was very nice and quiet, and then she quietly said “I’m sowwy Aunt Sawah, I’m sowwy.” I said “What is it Amber?” “I fawted Aunt Sawah. I’m sowwy Aunt Sawah I fawted.”

My niece is an interesting individual….if I can put it that way. She is 5.

My mother is single and so my husband and I will help around the house when need be. We were working on the yard when my lil niece ran up to me and started rambling, I did not understand what she was talking about, but I did pick up on this.

“I had a dream that the coffee table turned into an alligator and bit my head off, blood was going everywhere! and I was running around with no head!”

A few years ago I was babysitting my little cousin who was 4 or 5 at the time. She was playing Santa Claus and had her stuffed animals lined up, telling them what they were getting for Christmas. One animal had apparently been naughty because she exclaimed, “…and YOU are getting nothing but a douchebag of coal for Christmas!!”

I thought I would DIE laughing. I now tell Darling Husband every now and then that he will be getting a douchebag of coal for Christmas, it’s become a bit of a running joke. 😛

While on the dance floor at our reception this weekend, DH’s son (he’s 6) asked if there was a baby in my belly yet. I told him no. He said “you have to make it first?”. I couldn’t even respond other than laugh. He’s obsessed with wanting a baby sister… He might not get that 🙂