Post navigation

Hump Day Hottie: Suits

Our previous foray into athletes in suits seemed to suggest that… we love seeing athletes in suits. I mean, we love seeing non-athlete men in suits, too — but there’s something extra exciting about seeing athletes out of their everyday gear and into some spiffy duds.

After the jump, feast your eyes on a whole bunch of be-suited athletes. And give us your thoughts on the most difficult of questions: do they look better in uniform or in a suit?

The Ladies... like it when you

Like this:

Related

About Texas Gal

Pitched four years for the Philadelphia Athletics, and then played shortstop for seven years for the Montreal Expos. Taught Rickey Henderson to steal a base. Taught Nolan Ryan to throw a punch. Taught Mickey Mantle to drink a beer. Threw one seven-hitter and seven no-hitters. Wonderboy was my creation, and first Jobu shrine was in my locker. Often called "the next Dustin Pedroia". Always wear high socks and eyeblack. Prefer to slide headfirst.

For serious, though- when he holds a baseball in his hand, it completely disappears inside his palm, so you can’t even tell it’s there. Look at a baseball inside your own hand- his paws have got to be double-sized. Same thing happens with Cole Hamels.

ahh clare, please do. I’ve been meaning to go pick that up for a while now.
that billboard, kind of makes me want to cry, and go to a phillies game…cept for brett myers, not exactly a hottie in my book.

Texy, the size of the ring is dependent on the size of the hand. So if Beckett’s hands were smaller, the ring would be smaller as well. As a guy who has big hands and is lucky enough to have a championship ring, mine is bigger than some of the other guys on the team who have smaller hands. That just makes mine appear bigger.

As someone who goes to work most every day in a suit, few things bother me more than people who don’t take the time to properly tie a tie. It’s really distracting and detracts from the overall ensemble, in my opinion.

Reggie is rockin’ the aqua. That is not the easiest order. And I will always have a fondness for Todd Walker, but I’m not sure what to make of a Bode Miller picture wherein he doesn’t look all strung out.

On Beckett’s hands: I thought, “Why don’t they give him a Sharpie or something instead of that rinky-dink ballpoint? Ohhhhh. That is a Sharpie.” Yeah. Those are big hands.

Days late and dollars short, but it certainly helps these gents to be fit and have the cash money for bespoke if they feel so inclined. And I’m entertained at Sexy Rexy and R Bush rocking the sweater under a suit coat – a general look I tend to identify with my grandfather, who wore a jacket and tie every day plus a sweater when it was chilly – or, in Scotland, about 75% of the time.

Those boys are SMOKIN’ hot. Mostly. Not Sidney Crosby or Josh Beckett in my book… but it’s all good, the rest overcompensates. And YES Pujols with his son is soooo cute… Any sexy man with his kid(s) is cute to me.

I hate albert pujols, he is the biggest baby int he world I hate him. During the brewers game he got mad because our pitcher pumped his fist but when his teammate got a double the guy on second was jumpping on the bag. His teammates were throwing there helmets. If you like him that is fine but I think he is a BABY!!!! GROW UP!!!