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Theresultsarein!Aftera Summer of two [[HMC|comp]][[PLS|etitions]] dedicated to bringing more users in and ironically, inanUncyclopediastyle,endingupwith a fewusersleaving, the PLSresults bring it all to aclose.Congratulationsto[[User:Captaingull|Captaingull]]with his winning [[Stairs]]article. Thechallengeofwriting an article on the topic didn't seemto trip him up and send him tumbling into the abyss offactualaccuracy.

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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Userbase fluctuations|Userbase fluctuations]]''' - UnSignpost has noticed an increase in the number of regular users Uncyclopedia has recently. This is due to the return of three old Uncyclopedians to our shores. Users [[User:Xamralco|Xamralco]], [[User:Llwy-ar-lawr|Llwy-ar-lawr]] and [[User:Nikau|Nikau]] have returned.

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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/We should look more like Wikipedia|We should look more like Wikipedia]]''' - On the forum, [[Forum:Looking like Wikipedia|Looking like Wikipedia]], long-time user [[User:Nikau|Nikau]] expresses his wish that our esteemed website keep more in line with Wikipedia's format.

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Latest revision as of 17:36, October 31, 2014

Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find out anything you want and don't want to know about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly (every month) giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.

PLS results are in

The results are in! After a Summer of two competitions dedicated to bringing more users in and ironically, in an Uncyclopedia style, ending up with a few users leaving, the PLS results bring it all to a close. Congratulations to Captain gull with his winning Stairs article. The challenge of writing an article on the topic didn't seem to trip him up and send him tumbling into the abyss of factual accuracy.

Userbase fluctuations - UnSignpost has noticed an increase in the number of regular users Uncyclopedia has recently. This is due to the return of three old Uncyclopedians to our shores. Users Xamralco, Llwy-ar-lawr and Nikau have returned.

Image of the week!

Archives

UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140715 - this UnSignpost issue once again proves the First Law of the UnSignpost (The frequency of the UnSignpost is proportional, disproportional or is in no relation to the amount of things happening on Uncyclopedia, in a way that it always decreases in geometrical progression)

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