Hunter: *sitting at the announcer's desk next to Seras* Alright then, that was certainly.... Disturbing. On many levels.

Seras: Quite.

Hunter: *clears throat* Anyway... NOW IT BEGINS! HELL ITSELF SHALL OPEN UP TO CONSUME US FOR THE ATROCITY WE HAVE UNLEASHED! HERE ARE THE 5 MEN THAT HAVE WALKED INTO THE INFERNO, FROM WHICH ONLY 3 SHALL COME AWAY FROM UNSCATHED.

Seras: Aaaanyway... Everyone please place your votes for the 3 you wish to see move on to the finals. Campaigning may now begin, but be sure to hold something back, for the finals hold a special surprise.

Hunter: Now?

Seras: Now.

Hunter: VOTE ALUCARD!

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Wurpess: *out of breath* Sorry I'm late! Couldn't decide who to vote for. They're all so sexy. *to Haruhi, Seras and Headhunter* Are you sure I can't vote for all 4?

Haruhi/Seras/Headhunter: NO!

Wurpess: *Sigh* Ok. My votes:

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Ok, campaigning. *To Mao and Kurz* What you got?

Mao: Well, since everyone else has the yaoi/shounen-ai going on, I guess I might as well bring this out of my personal collection. Sousuke might be completely straight, but sometimes I have to wonder about this bozo. *points to Kurz*

Kurz: Now when have I given anyone any reason to doubt my sexuality?

Mao: Last year's Tuatha de Danaan Christmas part? *clicks pic*

Kurz: Well that's obviously fake.

Mao: Are you so sure?

Kurz: Anyone who knows me knows I'm a ladies man. I'd never kiss a dude, much less Sousuke. No offense.

Sousuke: None taken.

Mao: Might I remind you that you had an awful lot to drink that night.

Kurz: There's still no way that happened. Tell her Sousuke.

Sousuke: As much as I might like for that to have never happened, I'm afraid it did. And I thank you, SGM, for dredging up that awful memory.

Wurpess: So, some of the other contestants posted genderbending and crossdressing/trap type pics. Are there any like that of Sousuke?

Mao: You're kidding, right? He's way too masculine for that. If anyone did a genderbent version of him, it would probably be like GI Jane, or something. Although. . .*rummages through trunk* There is this one crossdressing pic from Kyoko. Apparently she and Mizuki dressed him up.

Sousuke: *sigh* Yes, Kyoko and Mizuki thought it would be fun to dress me in womens' clothing, and the results were rather horrific. Now, I've always valued my masculinity, but this whole contest has gotten me a bit confused. Apparently my heterosexuality was considered a liability. So in this case, is my inability to crossdress a good or a bad thing.

Wurpess: Both. It shows that you are indeed a masculine manly man, but in the world of anime fandom, many, particularly fangirls, seem to prefer the more effeminate types, like that would make good traps.

Sousuke: I see.

Mao: Well, so he can't crossdress. But he can cosplay. Particularly if you find the right character for him.