Topic: Ides Of March

Growing up, my parents had this pair of coffee mugs that were my favorite coffee mugs in the whole, wide world. Each one featured an anthropomorphized cat: the lady feline was dressed as a ballerina and the male stood against his car in the rain, a private eye’s overcoat and wide-brimmed hat tilted down over his eyes. This photo of Evan Rachel Wood at the Ides of March premiere reminds me very much of that second cat, which explains my overpowering urge to lift her up and sip hot chocolate from head. More »

So Ryan Gosling and George Clooney attended the premiere of The Ides Of March last night, and as they canoodled on the red carpet together, doodling on each other’s faces, flashing their pearly whites and even (sigh!) embracing in tender man-love, the universe briefly buckled under the weight of all that concentrated sexiness. The only way these photos could appeal to our interests any more would be if there were also several litters of puppies and kittens frolicking around their ankles. Here are some of the red carpet photos, along with what I think they’re saying in each of them. More »