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Wednesday, September 30, 2015

I AM NOT ASHAMED TO BE PREJUDICED

I AM NOT ASHAMED TO BE PREJUDICED

I always
thought I was one to judge a person by his actions and not by superficial characteristics,
but I am ashamed to admit that is not me.Actually I am not ashamed Dammit!

A recent
trip to Massachusetts has confirmed my dislike for a certain group of
people.I know, it is not fair to assume
the attributes of a few to everyone in a group, but the behavior of these
people is universal in my encounters.

These people
are arrogant.These people are
selfish.These people are pushy.These people think their shit doesn’t stink,
and everyone should just give them their way because they are special.

Well I think
they are special…a special kind of obnoxious, and I don’t care who I hurt or
what rules of political correctness I am breaking, I do not like anyone in this
group and I’m willing to bet there are lots of other people that are on my side
but are just afraid to admit it.

Judge me if
you want, but I am tired of taking crap from these people.I am tired of being pushed around by these
people and I am tired of acting like it is just a few and not everyone.

I am just
going to say it.Un-follow me if you
must, I do not care.I HATE ANYONE THAT
DRIVES A BMW!!*

Beep beep
this you Beemer douche bags.You are not
special just because you can afford an expensive powerful car.

“Ooh, a Beemer, better move out of
the way cause he is sooo special.”

Well no
more! When you drive up on my tail I will no longer pull to the right.I am doing 5 MPH over the speed limit, you
don’t like it?How about I just slow it
down a bit?What’s that, you flash you
high beams on me?Oops I need to slow
down a little more.

I’m sorry,
it’s not you, it is just that I am prejudiced and I hate all BMW drivers.

Is that a
hate crime?

*Actually some of my best friends drive BMW’s, but that ruins the satire.

I love Beemers, I don't know anyone who owns or drives one, but the cars are beautiful. If I knew how to drive and had warehouses filled with money (like Scrooge McDuck) I'd drive a Beemer. And I wouldn't care who hated me for it.

You are not alone. A few years back, I had a little something on my blog about a then-recent news story about better-than-the-rest-of-us guy in a BMW who couldn't be bothered to wait in traffic like a mere mortal. He went onto the shoulder to get around the peons who were blocking his way, and drove right into... and got stuck in... a huge area of deep wet cement. Everybody agreed that the jerk got exactly what he deserved.

Okay, so I admit to driving a BMW 530i, sports package...and yeah it's fast, sporty and beautiful. But I also drive a dented up, crappy old Chevy 15 passenger van with the paint peeling off the side. I think that counters the Beemer, so I'm all good.

it's because Beemers are on the low end of the pecking order of obvious money. I find Mercedes Benz drivers take a bit better care of their cars (potential collision wise) and Porche's don't need to exert any kind of privilege at all.

We have a BMW and really love it. We've had it for twelve years with no plans to retire it. You might change your mind if i let you borrow it and drive a hundred miles per hour through the mountains to the Oregon coast.

Don't go to Germany and drive on the autobahn.....there are BMW's there make the paltry one's sold here look like pikers....and, if you're not in the right lane and someone flashes their headlights at you, you'll get an expensive ticket it you don't pull over. I sort of feel the same about Hummers, though....

This is actually a topic of conversation around here, too, Joe. I have no idea why it is, but you're right....many (not all) Beemer drivers are just plain obnoxious. And unfortunately, my area's highest volume BMW dealership is just a couple of miles away. The damn things are EVERYWHERE!

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. Divorced twice, married three times. I worked on Wall Street for 40 years after graduating from Lafayette College in 1968. I have turned to writing as since retirement I needed something to tell people "What the F*** I do." Published one book "Maybe It's Just Me!" available at Amazon, soon to release my second, "I Used To Be Stupid."
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