8/03/2015

that married life//how-to be the perfect wife

While I haven't be married nearly as long as most people I do feel as though 5 years as a wife has given me some knowledge that is worth sharing. So share I will... how-to be the perfect wife in 5 easy steps. Let's get on it...

Face masks are the number one cause of divorce...

Good wives don't wear Elmo hats when out in public with their partner...

The bed is reserved for sex and sleep. When you're asleep you should look attractive -- Cookie Monster eye masks are a big no-no...

Maintain the same weight as when you first met. Of course, you can always lose but never gain. And don't eat fattening foods like cheese fries... ew, gross!