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Lol...I just looked at mine yesterday and some of them had me rolling! I think yours take the cake though! Thanks for sharing.I usually enjoy your blog with my morning coffee but I am glad I took a sneak peak tongiht!Ü

Dawn,What is it about boys and their need to pee anywhere but a toilet? Maybe just because they can?My son also peed in a plastic bag - when I found it, stuffed in his desk drawer, it was 3/4 full. I have no idea how long he had been using it but I'm glad he was able to seal it tightly.Christy

LMAO!!!I would love to know how many of those "googlers" stayed and read your blog, laughed their butts off and went about their day totally forgetting that they actually were looking for something else!

You may have been the only SANITY those people knew that day!!!!!Scary, huh?

You'd love one that I got a few weeks back. The search words were... are you ready for this?

"Granny getting some"

And it brought them to me because of a post I did about getting some KY from my grandmother and aunt LOL! You'd totally have to read it to understand, but imagine my shock and horror.. those keywords? Come one now, EW!

These are absolutely hysterical.Warm brandy, honey and lemon. Great cough/cold medicine :-) Granny used to give it to us all the time.I need to check on my google search words although I doubt they'll be as humorous.

Since you didn't put your response in the form of a question, even though you are correct, you don't win the prize. I am sort of frightened there are people looking for butt polish - or dupa polish. Of course, it is coming up on bikini season and nothing is better than a nice shiny butt out on the beach but the one with the cake decorating, gum chewing, spitting in the grocery bag....that's the best. Meta

Thank you so much. I very much needed that...after yelling at my 6 year old because she woke up the 17mth old "acidentally" a good hour and half too early and now he is incredibly fussy. I just left her downstairs with the baby so she could listen to him fuss and whine about basically everything while I came upstairs to sit at the computer for a few minutes.

I'm laughing my butt off! Maybe now it's ready to polish, too! Too bad laughing won't give me a six-pack, but I guess nothing gives you a six-pack when you're a week away from your baby due date. But for the record, a six-pack CAN get you laughing! Or at least, so I hear...

I'm sure the googler seeking a drawing of a creepy bun is my oldest daughter. That is exactly her style. Or maybe the one about tormenting teachers with sarcasm, although she gets a healthy dose of that from her dad.

I'm wondering if they are looking for sexy polish butts, or want to polish their butts... or want to read about polish butt polishers. You know immigrants will take about any work they can get. haha

It probably came up because of the time you wrote about your son putting the butt-paste diaper ointment into the grocery cart and while at the register you picked it up and loudly stated, "I didn't know you were out of butt paste!"

Your blog always makes me smile, usually makes me chuckle, but today, I was laughing so hard I had tears streaming down my cheeks. Not only are the google search words weirdly hilarious, but your comebacks are most entertaining. Thanks for the good work. Keep 'em laughing.

This is so hilarious! Maybe that person Googling butt polish was looking for "Butt Paste". When my daughter heard of that, she thought it was so funny, she had to go right out and buy it as a shower gift for her friend! Of course she gave her a cute baby outfit, too. :-)