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Southern ATM

We have an ATM (or as we say in the south, “ATM machine”) in my area that talks to you. The problem I have with it is the voice, while it is a sexy sounding woman, is a slight British accent. What we need is one that speaks our language.

“Hi cuz. Stick yer card in”

“Thanks, now punch in yer number”

(Boop, beep, beep, boop)

“Nope, that ain’t yer number, try the last four digits of your phone number”