Listen people, hoonage really should be limited to only putting your machine and at most yourself at risk. This is the principle element our moron of the day missed when performing a textbook ramp which, in other circumstances, would have been most impressive. Unfortunately George Cowen, 17, decided to pull this stunt of his on a high school practice field in Carver, Massachusetts — while kids were out there practicing. Understandably, the police were quickly summoned and though Georgie boy fled from the scene, the cops were kind enough to meet him at home. Congratulations George, you're a jackass. (Thanks to DustyButt and Dion for the tip) [Boston Channel 5]