Ooh, argh, oof. Those are the sounds of us taking literary
punches to the gut. Think we can't take it? Bring it on! And
don't forget... These are all completely real. E-mail addresses and
last names have been removed (well, the ones that aren't fake),
but we have NOT edited them for content, grammar, or spelling.

Anyone who
would read this will surely never again vote for a Democrat.
You are some sick puppies!

DU
RESPONDS: We think you're absolutely right,
Phil. The way things are going in this country, with ballots
not counted and people getting turned away at the polls, it
looks like Democrats may never again be able to vote at all.

I hope I
never see you people in New York cause this I promise you.
I will spit in your faces. You people are everything that
is wrong with this country. If you idiots would pick up a
paper and read it, you would know that Bushs lead is growing
in Florida. So may I say that you can all go fuck yourselves.
I hope you have a terrible four year. I know how you morons
feel cause for the last 8 yrs. I too haven't had a president.
Now I will take a lot of joy in seeing you scumbags go thorough
changes. Pray to God that I never run into you pricks in the
streets.

While I
do not agree with a whole lot, or at all, with the content
of your website, I still come here for shits and giggles.
As a lifelong Republican, and a listener of Rush no less,
I've heard it all before. You are entitled to your opinion,
no matter how wrong it may be. All the more reason for education
reform.

I have 3
points to make though.
#1 Rush Limbaugh is not fat anymore.
#2 George W is not stupid, just wait and see.
#3 On your most recent conservative idiot list, you listed
Dan Quayle as #4. I'm not saying he shouldn't be on the list,
however in your explination you said, "Dan shoots into third
place." He can't spell, you can't count. Call it a wash and
let him be.

Thats all
I have to say. Nothing stupid like some of the other mail
you get, but hey, there are morons everywhere.

DU
RESPONDS:Thank you for the important
clarifications. It's nice to know that SOMEONE out there has
the (Rush is fat) integrity and courage to inform us of such
heinous mistakes as we strive daily to bring you totally accurate
reporting (Rush is fat). We can only pray that our credibility
has not been totally destroyed by (Rush is fat) these monumental
journalistic errors.

Because
we right wingers are winning and you can't handle it. We own
the presidency, the house and the senate and just wait till
Ashcroft gets done investigating the slime of the last 8 years.
Tee hee.

DU
RESPONDS: Yep, you "own" the
Presidency alright. You paid for it fair and square.