Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Yesterday we officially launched the “We Be Hating on Big Greedy Insurance Companies” initiative to redirect the wrath of the millions of you people who are finding out that you can’t keep your insurance. Even though Barry promised. Now that so many people are discovering they really can’t keep their coverage, we had to launch a full scale O-BS (operation blame shifting).

And it’s NBC, so you know it must be true; because they would not say it, and by law they could not say it, if it were not true.

Butt hey! It’s the law of the land now: so what difference, at this point, does it make? (h/t Hillz)

So I think a lot of people are going to be surprised when they find out how much they’re going to save by enrolling in the Obamacare Affordable Healthcare Plan.

Take Cody and Skylar, our young idealistic Obots, for example. We join them once again in their Seattle condo following the great Teahadist Government Shutdown, where they’ve just received a notice from their healthcare insurance company. (h/t Dewey from Detroit)

And in other Obamacare News: You probably noticed the cute Obamacare lady has disappeared from the Healthcare.gov website:

Despiterumors to the contrary, she’s not the designated “the buck stops here” driver. We just had to cut her back to part time, as we can’t afford to put any more people on our expensive federal government insurance plan.