Yoshi Battles the Evil Sokkah Haters (with help from The Flaming Lips)

While you’ve been busy travelling around the country in your quest to find an A-League team to support, your bigger sister has been even busier bravely fighting evil pink robots in a distant land.

Yoshi, I don’t know if you read the small print on your FFA contract, but it also requires you to wage war on another formidable enemy during this A-League season – sokkah haters.

Yes, evil sokkah haters.

For too long Australia’s sokkah fans and their fragile egos have been subjected to ritual humiliations perpetrated by these heartless enemies of the game.

Now, don’t tell me you thought the FFA was laying out all this cash and travel and fun times with Timmy Cahill and the boys just because you’re a sweet looking kid that might convince a few mums and dads to get kids your age off their lazy FIFA playing arse and take them to an actual A-League game.

Those evil sokkah haters
They’re programmed to destroy us
He’s gotta be strong to fight them
So he’s taking lots of vitamins
‘Cause he knows that it’d be tragic
If those sokkah haters win
I know he can beat them