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Sunday, March 12, 2017

Holy crap, it has been almost a month since I posted something. I lost track of time or I have been lazy and tired. I need to search around in my bag of creativity to create something worth reading. Stay tuned for something amazing. Until then don't you love the feeling of putting on a brand new pair of socks. Isn't it like an orgasm for your feet?

It really depends on the socks. I have some socks that are like that. They feel great. Brand new socks always produce that effect but, as a man, I rarely buy new socks. I just have them handed to me on Christmas and birthdays.

I have a favorite pair of socks, have been wearing them since 2007. They're getting threadbare, and I'm dreading the day that the holes develop and I'll have to toss them out. Nothing quite like a good pair of socks.

Footgasms, on the other hand, are only caused by those lovely foot massaging machines at the Brookstone store at the mall. It's a little awkward for the other shoppers when that happens, but what are ya gonna do. LOL

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