TFA: The actress was humiliated when the news broke that she was living with Dina and she begged a pal to let her stay in his $6 million apartment in New York, where her neighbours include Nicole Kidman.

This reminds me of why the world is probably a better place because I'm not some filthy rich billionaire. If I were, I'd pay Lohan $25 million to shoot a scene with Max Hardcore. She'd be set for years, wouldn't have to work again, could do all the blow and meth she wanted, have a nice house, nice cars to wreck. Granted, she'd then be known as the former child star who went into some of the filthiest, most depraved pornography ever, but it's a small price to pay for my amusement.

I'd also buy up one of those big Hollywood studios, and establish a rule: Tits or GTFO. This mostly applies to the likes of Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, and all the other starlets who think they're too good for nude scenes. Dame Helen Mirren did nude scenes back in the day, and she's not only got Oscars, she's been freakin' knighted. Get over yourselves already.

LectertheChef:This reminds me of why the world is probably a better place because I'm not some filthy rich billionaire. If I were, I'd pay Lohan $25 million to shoot a scene with Blackzilla. She'd be set for years, wouldn't have to work again, could do all the blow and meth she wanted, have a nice house, nice cars to wreck. Granted, she'd then be known as the former child star who went into some of the filthiest, most depraved pornography ever, but it's a small price to pay for my amusement.

I'd also buy up one of those big Hollywood studios, and establish a rule: Tits or GTFO. This mostly applies to the likes of Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, and all the other starlets who think they're too good for nude scenes. Dame Helen Mirren did nude scenes back in the day, and she's not only got Oscars, she's been freakin' knighted. Get over yourselves already.

Evil Mackerel:LectertheChef: This reminds me of why the world is probably a better place because I'm not some filthy rich billionaire. If I were, I'd pay Lohan $25 million to shoot a scene with Blackzilla. She'd be set for years, wouldn't have to work again, could do all the blow and meth she wanted, have a nice house, nice cars to wreck. Granted, she'd then be known as the former child star who went into some of the filthiest, most depraved pornography ever, but it's a small price to pay for my amusement.

I'd also buy up one of those big Hollywood studios, and establish a rule: Tits or GTFO. This mostly applies to the likes of Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, and all the other starlets who think they're too good for nude scenes. Dame Helen Mirren did nude scenes back in the day, and she's not only got Oscars, she's been freakin' knighted. Get over yourselves already.

LectertheChef:This reminds me of why the world is probably a better place because I'm not some filthy rich billionaire. If I were, I'd pay Lohan $25 million to shoot a scene with Max Hardcore. She'd be set for years, wouldn't have to work again, could do all the blow and meth she wanted, have a nice house, nice cars to wreck. Granted, she'd then be known as the former child star who went into some of the filthiest, most depraved pornography ever, but it's a small price to pay for my amusement.

She wouldn't take it, although she probably should. The clock is ticking for Lindsay. Her value was in her fresh-faced looks and that's fading fast. Her reputation in terms of working on movies is shot - she's working on a Kickstarter-funded movie with a failed director and a porn star, and it's public knowledge about her just going off set to party or turning up late, which just ain't going to restore that.

On top of that, she's living the Chateau Marmont lifestyle AND has addiction problems. My guess, she's going to be escorting within 5 years, working very discretely for rich guys who like the idea of banging someone from Hollywood. But that will fade over time. I think she'll have to fall a long way before she looks at her life and straightens it out.

farkeruk:LectertheChef: This reminds me of why the world is probably a better place because I'm not some filthy rich billionaire. If I were, I'd pay Lohan $25 million to shoot a scene with Max Hardcore. She'd be set for years, wouldn't have to work again, could do all the blow and meth she wanted, have a nice house, nice cars to wreck. Granted, she'd then be known as the former child star who went into some of the filthiest, most depraved pornography ever, but it's a small price to pay for my amusement.

She wouldn't take it, although she probably should. The clock is ticking for Lindsay. Her value was in her fresh-faced looks and that's fading fast. Her reputation in terms of working on movies is shot - she's working on a Kickstarter-funded movie with a failed director and a porn star, and it's public knowledge about her just going off set to party or turning up late, which just ain't going to restore that.

On top of that, she's living the Chateau Marmont lifestyle AND has addiction problems. My guess, she's going to be escorting within 5 years, working very discretely for rich guys who like the idea of banging someone from Hollywood. But that will fade over time. I think she'll have to fall a long way before she looks at her life and straightens it out.

Too late... Rumor has it her mom is her pimp & she's been a "high class" call girl for billionaires. Personally I wouldn't touch her diseased ass with subby's wang.

PsyLord:TFA: The actress was humiliated when the news broke that she was living with Dina and she begged a pal to let her stay in his $6 million apartment in New York, where her neighbours include Nicole Kidman.

Man, Nicole Kidman's neighbor must really hate her.

Hopefully Nicole Kidman payed her neighbor a tidy sum to keep riff-raff like firecrotch out of the (apartment) building.