Kate Middleton: I Blew it.

Alright this is a story about an any old one. (drops by mailonline to find something to write about). I could just make something up here but don’t they always do that? On a slow news day. It’s all so been done before.

If I said that I’m convinced my next door neighbor is chopping up children and disposing of their bodies in his wheelie bin – interested? No, I thought not although I do confess at first I gave him an ironic smile but now… well I just cry.

Actually I wonder if we’re we’re coming to the end of our time here. I’m making too much noise, wanting too much attention. I never wanted it to end this way. I thought this was all gonna be so easy, but I’m outta time. Reality has just showed me the door, it’s done me. I showed it no respect. I’ve only got myself to blame.

It’s not big it’s not clever, I’m tired and I’m starting to show off. I guess I’m too small in the game.

Maybe I got too greedy, started messing around. It’s not my time, they taught me a lesson or two and now I’m crying like a baby. It’s a shame.

PS: There was nothing over at mailonline.

Just kidding your asses, I found this….

I guess you girls had better step up your game and take this as a direct threat. Kate Middleton’s world-class royal camel toe takes to the hockey pitch during a private visit to the Olympic Park in Stratford this morning. Be afraid girls be very afraid.

When I first photographed Kate Middleton I didn’t know what to think, I wanted more so I just sat there on my own. I felt so alone. It made me feel bad, and then I cried. It didn’t mean jack. She didn’t give a f*ck.