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Form or Funk-tion?

Toilet paper is referred to as sh*t tickets in the Prego household.

Paper towels are... well, paper towels.

In either case we cheap out. We get the supermarket brand sh*t tickets and the supermarket brand paper towels. Why pay premium price for something that's going to be jammed in your *ss and soiled? Also, why pay through the nose for something that's just going to wipe up spills, messes and dust?

Well, to be quite crude, Prego..My ass needs something really soft or I am in deep trouble! (Draw your own disgusting conclusions...) I'm happy to pay more so that I have a soft caressing TP on my poor overworked tush! So, sue me, my dear...Paper Toweling? Similar...I wash my hands a tremenodous amount--(Doctors Orders!)..so I need "soft" on my hands, too...SOFT costs more, I'm sorry to say, but it's worth it to me! I'm happy for you that you don't need to cater to your tushy in that way....Oh..and it looks like I skipped you at Michele's, but I didn't, my dear...Hear I Am!

Haha too funny. I actually saw a toilet paper truck on the highway the other day and the phone number on the side was something like "for more info call 1-800-bum-puff". I laughed so hard i almost crashed my car!

I don't think I could wipe my ass with something that had a face on it, so no 'Shroud of Turin' brand TP for me.I can't take that industrial grade TP nor the 'pils in yer ass' kind either, so something in between is ok. Middle of the road is always good for us wishy-washy types.