TIMES RHYMES (4/7/95-4/22/95)

This contest is now closed. But enjoy!

As some of you news-perusers may recall, there was a story some years back about a group of rural citizens who protested the stereotyped portrayal of hillbilly families in Hollywood movies. This group's rejection of popular films inspired a news headline reading: STIX NIX HIX PIX.

Your assignment is to compose a similar headline--one in which all the words rhyme. Just in case we find your headline a bit obscure, you should also include a brief synopsis of the news story.