"Douchebag (from urbandictionary.com)
Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached ****** or motherfucker. Not to be confused with douche. "

How to detect a douchebag
1. Popped Collar
2. Too much gel in hair
3. Spray on tan
4. Emits aura of all around douchebaggery
5.Used cheap roids to get muscle definition
6. If wearing a cap, they are wearing it on an angle that doesnt make any sense.

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we know your too cool for us. but keep try to keep it clean, children might be seeing this