Probably because in the process of watering them, you lifted your arms. And you know what skimping on deodorant does to you....

Alrighty, real answer. No, I have never officially broken a bone. I, however, was having my best friend at the time for a sleepover when I was 12, and my brother barged into my room and tried to fight me just to piss us off. Even though he's taller than me I'm a helluva lot stronger so I thought I was gonna win this per my usual, but my arrogance was misleading. He grabbed my foot and slammed that bitch into the metal underbelly of my bed. For a decent 2 weeks I had three swollen, purple toes that hurt to walk on. Never again.

We ALL have "the incident" in our lives that we like to talk about a little more than we'd let on. What happened to you that was traumatizing, but vaguely amusing?

We were leaving the TCBY parking lot. Instead of getting into the left turning lane on the the right side of the road, he gets into the furthest left lane on the road. As in, the one designated for oncoming traffic. I notice first and quietly say his name. The front seat passenger notices next and she screams his name. The light for oncoming traffic turns green and the driver proceeds to reverse drive us down the street a block and a half before backing into an empty Kinkos parking lot.