Find out how we’re all going to die with this apocalyptic infographic

It’s that time again, when faux-scientists and PR agencies make up some statistics to demonstrate that it’s officially the most depressing day of the year. Well cheer up, you bunch of cry-babies; you might feel a bit mopey because it’s cold and you spent too much money at Christmas and it’s not payday for another week, but it’s not as if you’re being subjugated by a flawed super-AI or consumed by grey goo, is it?