Oscars fashion - Rate 2013's best and worst red carpet looks

Jennifer Lawrence! Kristen Stewart! Jessica Chastain! See what the stars wore to the Oscars. The real show, as always, is on the red carpet.

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ZerOMG Dark Thirty. Jessica Chastain is the first to bring A-list glamour to the Oscars red carpet in Armani Prive. As she told Ryan Seacrest on the E! Oscar red carpet special: "When I saw it it's a very 'Happy Birthday Mr. President kind of dress."Getty Images
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Amy Adams in Oscar de la Renta. If anyone from The Master didn't get a ticket to the show, report to the red carpet ASAP. Ames can probably fit three of you under her skirt. Once you're in, you're on your own.Getty Images
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This is what happens when you let your kid choose your Oscar gown. (More people should let their kids choose their Oscar gowns.) Reese Witherspoon in Louis Vuitton.Getty Images
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Quvenzhane Wallis. She may only be nine years old, but this Oscar nominee is on top of the evening's big trend: blue! Also: Please note her special Oscar night puppy purse.Getty Images
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There's a rip in the space/time continuum and it seems to be at the bottom of Zoe Saldana's Prabal Gurung Oscar dress.Getty Images
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It doesn't matter what Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan Tatum wore to the Oscars. All that matters is his tux doesn't have tear-away pants. A shame.Getty Images
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Amanda Seyfried arrives at the Oscars in Alexander McQueen. The gown was custom made for the Les Mis star, hand stitched, no doubt, by an impoverished French woman who was fired injustly half-way through the gown's completion.Getty Images
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So what if it clashes with the red carpet. It's Valentino red. Sally Field arrives at the Oscars.Getty Images
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One day, Helena Bonham Carter will just turn up on the Oscars red carpet wearing something she ripped from the set of Les Miserables -- instead of a Vivienne Westwood gown like this one -- and that will be our favourite Oscars ever.Getty Images
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Tomorrow, I am going to a thrift store to buy an old copy of the Jane Fonda workout. I will follow it every day for the next 45 years, and then, if I'm very lucky, I will transform into a beautiful lady-alien by the time I'm in my 70s. Hopefully Versace will still be making dresses like this one then.Getty Images
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Jennifer Hudson, in costume as X-Men's Mystique, arrives at the Oscars. Roberto Cavalli is very good at making X-Men costumes.Getty Images
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Melissa McCarthy: Still everyone's favourite person in Hollywood, even in this terrible David Meister sack.Getty Images
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Helen Hunt wore H&M to the Oscars. I repeat, Helen Hunt wore H&M to the Oscars. (But why is it we've never seen an Oscar-worthy dress at H&M? Does Helen Hunt snatch them all up before we can get them?!)Getty Images
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You can get Prada to supply your dress, but that doesn't mean they'll throw in a couple of nipple guards. Anne Hathaway arrives at the Oscars.Getty Images
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