Author has written 6 stories for Pitch Perfect, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Once Upon a Time.

I'm Kyle. I'm a girl.

I'm really small. I like cheese. And mushrooms. And oversized shirts (which is basically all shirts with a size over zero).

Something you should know about me: I try. Writing is really difficult. That said, I appreciate anyone who takes the time to read my stuff. :) I love ya'll.

That's it. I'm out. Make good choices. :)

FANDOMS:

Pitch Perfect, Sherlock (BBC), Avengers, Supernatural, Alias, Cover Affairs, The Vampire Diaries, Once Upon a Time, New Girl, etc.

[Another something you should know about me: I have never been one to actually show people what I write. Writing fanfiction is the very first that I've ever put my writing out there, and this is why, from the bottom of my heart, I appreciate every single person who takes the time to read my stories. So, thank you.]

[Also, as a general disclaimer, my username sounds really douchebaggy and I apologize because that's not really my intention when I made it, it's just that it sounded like a cool combination of adjective/noun at the time. I am so sorry for my life choices...]

Stories for PP:

Works in Progress:

Endings 29: Posted already

Endings 30: This is where shit is about to go down.

Endings 31: This is where shit actually goes down.

Endings 32-40: Hoping I can finish it by the fortieth chapter, with the kind of ending I have in mind. :) 5k words each remaining chapter, I think.

Unpublished (to be completed):

The Sun Was Almost as Harsh As You — Western Period AU, one-shot

Carry On My Wayward Son — Supernatural!AU, one-shot

Once Upon A Time, in Italy — Period AU, 19th Century Florence, as inspired by Casanova and The Taming of the Shrew (possible three-shot)

(and one unnamed, unidentified crack fic set five thousand years into the future...)

[Disclaimer: not all of the above-mentioned are guaranteed to be published. We shall see, lovely readers. I apologize also in advance for the crackiness. Also, I will endeavor to complete every single story published in my profile (yes that includes "Inked" and "Kiss Me". Bless y'all.]

Beca x Jesse fanfiction from Pitch Perfect. Beca's not used to feelings that aren't coming from making music, but she's got a lot of them nowadays and it's mostly directed at Jesse. Following Beca and Jesse's ups and downs after the finale. I don't own these characters or the music mentioned.

Take a club DJ, add in a flirty bartender, awkward situations, inappropriate friends, and what do you get? An established "No sex on the counter" rule. AU. Rated T for language and possible sexual references.

Enjolras becomes rather curious of the girl that has been following Marius around lately. He gets more than he bargains for when his questions are answered and a friendship starts to grow between them. Modern/College AU.

It's seven o'clock in the morning and all Beca wants is a cup of coffee and to make it to work on time. Little does she know that she's going to end up with a dork that just won't shut up, a miniature stormtrooper figurine and a whole bunch of juice pouches... (Coffee Shop AU, Beca/Jesse)

When all of Beca's possessions are stolen, and Jesse finds out that his work visa is coming to an end, they decide to get married out of convenience. Will their marriage of convenience turn into something more? AU. Loosely based off of The Proposal and ABC Family's My Fake Fiance. Rated M for mature scenes. FINISHED!

Four years after the Great Schism, the demon Enjolras and his allies claw their way back to the surface world, seeking to overthrow Lucifer with the help of the Knights Templar, a shadowy organization of exorcists. But Enjolras' ex is a Templar now and she's still mad at him, so... oops. Everyone's in for the fight of their lives. Angel, human, or demon, they are all damned.

Modern AU. Since they have moved in together, it has become clear that the barricade boys (and Éponine) need a list of guidelines for proper conduct within the house. Enjolras/Eponine, Marius/Cosette and Courfeyrac/Jehan.

"There is a masked woman dressed all in black who stands for the people, who fights for the poor, who protects Las Californias with a blade of steel and can fight better than any man, even with one hand tied behind her back." É/E Zorro AU for TcEm.

Set of short stories based around the lives of Beca and Jesse, past, present, future, AU etc. Story fifteen summary - Jesse discovers two types of magic at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; one is from the end of his wand, and the other is Beca Mitchell.

Five-part snapshot view of Beca and Jesse's lives together. "On more than a few occasions, she's sleepily opened one eye to find him staring at her unabashedly... She's given up telling him off for it. Now she tends to just stare right back."

So this little thing going on between Jesse and Beca? Yeah, it's the world's worst-kept secret, one that has been too entertaining but too tiring to watch from the sidelines. So the Bellas decide to take matters in their own hands, and Beca ends up having to remind herself that she doesn't (shouldn't) care, at all. (Or at least, that's what she tells herself.)

It isn't moving in until she has her toothbrush in Jesse's new apartment…or so Beca tries to convince herself. (Or, how Beca realizes she is kind of sneakily moving in, to her complete and utter mortification.)

Really, it was all Gavroche's idea. He was the one who got the ball rolling with Eponine's dating life and here they all are now. He expects to be paid in wedding cake. Follow up story to It's About Time.

Emma hasn't seen Hook in a day or two after he took care of her while ill, figuring that's not at all like the pirate she looks for him and finds him in a bit of similar trouble. Sequel to "You give me fever"

"They were a strange couple, the boy and girl who moved in next door." Enjolras and Éponine make it through the revolution, and now they have to live with the consequences and each other. She wonders how he survived the war, while he wonders how to survive her cooking. He's angry because his destiny's been changed, and she's angry because he doesn't know how to be anymore.

Gavroche decides to find the perfect guy for Eponine after the Marius incident. According to conversations he was not meant to hear, the right man has to be perfect for Eponine but also right for the family she has made with her siblings. Gavroche looks to her friends to pick the right guy...if only Enjolras would stop annoying him about homework.

"'We shall hold fast for as long as there is breath. We shall endure for as long as there is hope,' he promises in a voice fairer than gold and brighter than glory. 'Damn,' she sighs, 'there goes my weekend.'" The revolution lasts longer than expected, and Enjolras and Éponine go a little stir-crazy at the barricade.

His hands never strayed from her waist, never went any higher or lower than they should. He was a complete gentleman and it was a nice change from all the douches she had dated in the past. But this was Jesse. Jesse with toned arms and a voice like ear porn, and she wanted more, damn it! Oneshot.

"He lets her go and she scurries away, and in his mind Grantaire's sneering because of course Enjolras wouldn't know how to hold on to a woman, even the slips and tatters of one." Enjolras and Éponine find each other in little cracks of time before the revolution, and then once more at the barricade.

"Before he knows it the Bellas are off the stage and she's confirming that her solo selection was about more than matching up chord progressions and beats per minute." An immediate epilogue, of sorts, to the film.

She's the best at what she does. He's not so bad, either. So when the rival organizations, The Bellatorum and Triplus, send their best spies on a war path for the most coveted technology in the world, things can get a little... diggity. AU espionage fic, featuring most other characters. Changed rating to M for mature, dark themes and serious language.

It wasn't exactly love at first arrest, but if there's one thing that Killian Jones knows, it's that he does so love a challenge. And if wooing Emma Swan, his bail bondswoman/best friend, is not a challenge, then bloody hell, he doesn't know what is. An Apartment Building AU, if OUAT were a primetime comedy. Ensemble. AH, pre-Captain Swan as Canon (but totally gonna get there) ;)

From Kansas to Simple Minds, love is complicated. Especially between a nerd and the girl with the earspike. (And she doesn't even wear glasses.) Follow Beca and Jesse as they stack, sort, and fix their feelings for each other at the station, and everywhere else. An extended look at the events in the movie, featuring most other characters. Canon heavy. Rated T for serious language.