Sunday, May 30, 2004

I have garnered a bit of publicity from the Wikepedia incident. Instead of the usual four to five people who read my posts, several hundred have stopped by. This influx of traffic is due, in large part, to direct links in several internet forums. As a service to these first time, and hopefully only time, visitors I am going to provide some background information so that they don't come away with the wrong impression of me.

I take this blog very seriously. Much of what is written here is, in fact, the whole truth. Well, except for the parts that relies on lies and clever uses of hyperbole. I know that you are used to accurate, mature and factual nature of the online forum community, so I hope you feel right at home here. This perfectly segues into another issue that needs to be explored. Is this site a self-effacing parody, one that exists only to entertain or is it the ranting of a bitter misanthrope who truly wishes the worst for each and everyone of you, and in fact hopes you spend your lives blessed with anal herpes that only breakout while in the throes of sexual passion and during the consumption of chocolate? The answer can be summed up in a simple but all encompassing answer: Yes.

One forum thread in particular caught my eye, as it dealt with the picture in the upper right hand corner. One of the esteemed members of El Saano felt that my hate filled rhetoric stemmed from my need for facial reconstructive surgery. Let me first assure you that is my picture in the upper right hand corner. Although I can understand why one would assume, based on that picture alone, that Bob spends his free time in a French Cathedral, the truth is that Bob is big sexy bitch. In fact Fiwer (the forum handle of the person in question) if given a chance I would most assuredly fuck your mother and most likely have your father eat out my ass shortly thereafter, due to my innate sexy bitchness.

Of course there is much more to I Hate you then what has been written here but I don't want to take up too much more of your precious time. I understand that those who follow the call of the forum troll have better things to do then read my blog. I wish you all the best, especially with your severe skin problems and predilection for Tentacle-related Hentai. And, I want to leave you, the internet forum community, with the following

Please do give your mothers a kiss for me, tell your fathers to wipe the shit off their faces and most importantly