Lemon Lyman | @lemon.lyman

SS: If your sister was getting ready for a night out, and I said, "Deanna, you're enough to make a good dog break its leash", would you think I was a cad?CY: I'd think you were a hick.SS: ... 2 comments 225 likes

- Hayes, you're enough to make a good dog break its leash.-- I was at a social function.- Americans for the Preservation of Family Values and White People?--Night Five, Season 3 episode 14#twws3e14#bartletforamerica#lemonlyman... 9 comments 321 likes

JL: You know, can I say this? Why don't we just give the $60 billion to North Korea in exchange for not bombing us?JB: It's almost hard to believe that you're not on the National Security Council.JL: I ... 7 comments 356 likes

CJ: You understand it's a life-size cow made entirely of butter.TZ: We're not going.CJ: There's also a butter Elvis and a butter Last Supper which has, I swear to God, Toby...TZ: Butter on the table?CJ: It's ... 16 comments 291 likes

I was wrong. I was, I was just... I was wrong. Come on, we know that. Lots of times we don't know what right or wrong is, but lots of times we do, and come on... this is one. I ... 8 comments 250 likes

TZ: Some people are going to find it offensive. JB: Why? TZ: It doesn't recognize Israel. JB: It was drawn in 1709. There was no Israel. Israel wouldn't happen for another 250 years. TZ: Yeah. JB: So, what's the problem ... 4 comments 248 likes

I have a present for you... Merry Christmas, Leo. That was awfully nice of you.--Fun fact from @thewestwingweekly podcast, apparently there were 3 or 4 different versions of this napkin floating around. Compare this one to the one ... 10 comments 508 likes

We're a group. We're a team. From the President and Leo on through, we're a team. We win together, we lose together. We celebrate and we mourn together. And defeats are softened and victories sweeter because we did them together... ... 8 comments 325 likes

JB: LEO!DL: I'm happy to get him myself, as they do in the civilised world.--(Isn't it a shot to the damn heart when Mrs L appears 😭😩)Bartlet for America, Season 3 episode 10#twws3e10#bartletforamerica#lemonlyman... 3 comments 245 likes

The problem with that is that's what they were saying about me 50 years ago - blacks shouldn't serve with whites. It would disrupt the unit. You know what? It did disrupt the unit. The unit got over it. The ... 27 comments 545 likes