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"Guest" Appreciation Thread

After a good, long run, we have decided to close our forums in an effort to refocus attention to other sections of the site. Fortunately for you all, we're living in a time where discussion of a favorite topic now has a lot of homes. So we encourage you all to bring your ravenous love for discussion to Chuck's official Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr and Instagram. And, as always, you can still post comments on all News updates. Thank you for your loyalty and passion over the years. These changes will happen June 1.

These lurkers. All they do, it seems, is revisit the same few threads ([I]child fuck dolls exist[/I]! or[I] new kid and a vasectomy [/I]or [I]objectionable ways to kill your neighbor's dog[/I]) over and over, or view printable versons of threads from 2003.

I don't really like the idea of people hunched over their keyboards, sweating and chewing, getting excited and printing off old threads. Well, thats how I imagine lurkers anyway. Come and prove me wrong folks !

These lurkers. All they do, it seems, is revisit the same few threads ([I]child fuck dolls exist[/I]! or[I] new kid and a vasectomy [/I]or [I]objectionable ways to kill your neighbor's dog[/I]) over and over, or view printable versons of threads from 2003.

I'd rather they stayed as guests. There are already too many members whinging about their depression on here, and their insomnia, and other sorts of arsery. And yeah, this post was just an excuse to post the gif.

Sometimes they look at pretty uninteresting threads, though, too; recent ones that are boring as hell... or this one, even. Maybe some Guests have just taken a shining to everyone on here and read every thread pretending they're a part of something. Oh ew.

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