This is the time of year for gift guides! What to buy your mom! And your fashionista friend! And your crush! For under $50! You've probably got a lot of good suggestions, so here's something else: The Ultimate Bad Gift Guide. Our guide is composed of terrible gifts we have actually given and received through the years. Part 1: Gifts Not To Get The Family! (And we'll add any particularly egregious gifts of yours to future installments!)