Talk Like a Pirate Day 2015

Special Saturday Update! In honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day, we bring you a special Saturday edition of the comics featuring our old friend, the plundering, pizza-loving pirate, Pirate Mike! Mike has been a guest here several times and we always love having him around. You can find Mike over at http://piratemikecomics.com/.

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Panel 1:
[Kenny the Crypt and Salvatore 'Bolts' III are sitting on a couch.]
Kenny the Crypt: "The first thing about being a digital pirate is to get your configuration right, which is essential."
Pirate Mike: [off-screen] "WRONG! It’s all about yer hat!"

Panel 2:
Kenny the Crypt: "Next, you want to make sure your connection is encrypted that way they can’t trace your signal."
Pirate Mike: [off-screen] "Matey it’s all about th’ rum!"

Panel 3:
[Pan to other side of couch where Pirate Mike is sitting.]
Kenny the Crypt: "This would be a lot easier if you weren’t interrupting me!"
Pirate Mike: "Aye...but where’s th’ fun in that?"