Shout out to the lady who paid for my meal at the drive-thru, and the blue haired cutie providing commentary throughout my order at Subway. (Buzzfeed later told me five unbelievable reasons I should have asked you out.)

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents... Some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new Dark Age. " - H.P. Lovecraft