ESPN Hot Mic Picks Up Tommy Tuberville Saying ‘Thank You, Dickhead’

Let’s be honest. The best thing the turds at ESPN do is live sports. Not talking about them hours afterward, not predicting what is going to happen next week, not providing the latest update on another Baylor player committing a rape. Just live sports and perhaps “Bad Beats” from Scott Van Pelt. That’s it.

Well, the four-letter’s Mike Patrick and Tommy Tuberville had the privilege of calling the Oklahoma State-Iowa State game Saturday afternoon in Ames, and while the game itself was shit-your-pants awesome with more than 90 points scored and more than 1,000 yards of offense, this clip that somehow got released of Tuberville and Patrick trying to record their postgame clips for SportsCenter and College Football Final is even better.

I mean, how often do you get to hear these robots say something fun like, “Thank you, dickhead?” Or even something like, “I don’t even take a dump by myself” for that matter?

Remember: the mic is ALWAYS HOT! Mike Patrick and Tommy Tuberville ..well just head to the :50 mark for the best stuff. pic.twitter.com/Rk0DLUmlel