i wish i could make girls like me just by giving them a bag of malteasers.

actually, this reminds me of a scene from my youth. we were doing some anti-drug roleplay at cubs and they got some actors to come in and offer us bags of unknown confectionary. we were suppossed to be all, 'hey man...i say no to strangers'...but i was a little fatty and they were offering mint imperials so i took a handful and then arkala got annoyed at me because i would've died of ecstasy.