"Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet… but man (laughs). So to answer your question, I don't know." – Homer Simpson, "A Fish Called Selma"

Crybaby Bush

The eye-rolling, mouth-smacking, pouting thing is a wonder of split-screen technology. Bush looks about as unflattering as the angry frat-boy who never did an honest day’s work that he is. Poor jerk is also thoroughly underprepared and shaky, rushing bits and then stammering through the rest. He’s losing on style, substance, intelligence – the whole ball of wax. This isn’t even a contest.