Melania Trump Has A Doppelganger… And Justin Bieber Is Part Of An Elite Cohort Of Reptiles That Rule The Earth

(Business Insider) The queen of England is a cannibal and Finland doesn’t exist — these are the 12 craziest conspiracy theories on the internet

Welcome to the internet, where incredulity and paranoia loom large. Here, you’ll find no shortage of theories expounding on the non-existence of celebrities and detailed analysis on the many ways in which we’ve been lied to by the government (which, in turn, has been lied to by the elite reptile overlords who really rule the earth).

Here are a few of the strangest ideologies currently occupying the web:

1. Melania Trump has a doppelganger who follows the president around on official business.

In October, several people took to Twitter to question the real identity of the woman trailing behind the president during a White House press chat. Twitter users compared side by side photos of the “real Melania” and the “Melania double” and came to an official assessment: there’s a slightly shorter First Lady lookalike.

3. Finland doesn’t exist either.

This theory evolved on Reddit in 2015, when a user called “Raregans” suggested that Finland was a fabricated landmass, dreamed up by the Japanese and Soviet Union during the Cold War in an effort to secure fishing rights in the Baltic Sea.

Raregans suggested the people who populate the country known as Finland actually belong to the nations of Sweden, Estonia, and Russia.

4. An elite cohort of reptiles rule the earth, and Justin Bieber is among them.

5. Queen Elizabeth is a cannibal.

Ever wondered how the queen of England has managed to live so long? British historian Hubert Humdinger has the answer: “She must eat human flesh to be so vivacious.” In 2012, the site Dear Dirty America claimed to have “confirmed” Humdinger’s reports when a serviceman at Windsor Castle claimed to discover human remains inside the queen’s “private freezer.”

6. The ice bucket challenge was really a Satanic ritual.

When the ice bucket challenge began circulating the web in 2014, a number of suspicious theories came with it. Several critics took to YouTube hoping to reveal the true motivations behind the challenge, with many of them claiming the ALS benefit was a ritual purification cleansing for what would be the largest human sacrifice in history, part of a hidden Illuminati code passed down by Satan himself.

7. NASA knows about a second sun, and they’ve hidden it from us.

When NASA reported the discovery of a Planet 9 in 2016, astronomer Paul Cox took to the internet to speculate that the planet was actually a second sun. In a live video posted to a robotic telescope service site called Slooh, Cox examined Mercury’s transits and pointed out a second sun. “NASA and other organizations, they usually hide that stuff away from us,” Cox said. “They don’t tell us the truth, but there it is.”

8. Michelle Obama is a man, and s/he murdered Joan Rivers.

InfoWars’ Alex Jones came up with this theory up in 2016: After Joan Rivers joked that Michelle Obama was a transgender woman, the Obamas had her assassinated.

12. Robert Kardashian and Ted Cruz are the same person.

This conspiracy claims Robert Kardashian isn’t actually dead, but rather he’s just been traipsing around in the guise of Ted Cruz in order to sever ties with the Kardashian clan and enter into a career in politics.