Get twelve FREE Valentine Cards when you purchase a dozen doughnuts. Each Valentine card is good for a FREE doughnut of choice for you or for your Valentine.

Note that the cards—and the free donuts, of course—could be “for you,” rather than friends, family, or your sweetie. But come on. It’s Valentine’s Day. Spread the love, not to mention the calories.

While it’s highly inadvisable to give fat-free or sugar-free Valentine’s treats (because such gifts may, hint-hint, send a message the recipient doesn’t want to hear), handing out cards with free donuts sends a very different message: Go on, you deserve something just as sweet as you are.