Was riding round with my kids on their bikes yesterday, they wanted to do hi-fives as they went past and I failed to do so without crashing into fences and parked cars in the close. Wasn't an even competition, they're 2 and 7 and have stabilisers on their bikes, I have a bmx that's so small I hit my knees on the handlebars when I pedal. I felt like the neighours were taking bets on when i would swear and give up, mortified.