A man, laughing at one of the alternative, more popular satirical news websites already in existence.

The announcement of yet another overly-sarcastic, satirical news blog was made today, and subsequently completely ignored by the thronging masses on the World Wide Web. A brief presentation to signify the launch was made at 1pm to an empty press conference, by new blog The Oracle Speaks, despite the fact that it is commonly agreed that the satirical blog space has already been cornered by a two or three leading websites, all of which are much better and widely respected than the new blog will ever be.

The Oracle Speaks‘ editor, who was presumably too embarrassed to give his own name, as he asked to remain anonymous said:

“I can’t believe nobody turned up to the press conference. We put on a cracking spread. Does anybody want a sausage roll?”

The Oracle Speaks is expected to trundle along over the coming weeks and months, held together by the editor’s intermittent entries, before slowly dying a death when he eventually finds something else more interesting to bang on about and finally focuses his attention on that instead.

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The Oracle Speaks is yet another overly-sarcastic, satirical news blog. The views represented on this site are, let's face it, not to be taken very seriously.

However, if taking things seriously is your thing, then it's probably worth pointing out that these views almost certainly aren't shared by the poor souls who actually employ the blog's writers in the real world.

Did you know, by the way, that nothing said in this blog is even remotely true, and that none of the quotes used here by persons either real or imagined, were ever said by anyone, ever? You didn't?

Well, that bit IS true. In fact, the only thing on this entire site that shouldn't be taken with a pinch of industrial-sized salt is this disclaimer. Got it?

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