Free Taco del Mar taco
“Taxes suck. Tacos don’t!” blasts the taco chain. Taco del Mar will give you a free tax day taco if you hand over your e-mail address and print out the coupon they’ll send you. Marketing ploy? You bet. But you can opt-out of their e-mail list.
Seattle locations: Lots. Find the nearest one here.

15 percent off Babeland sex toys
The sex shop’s deals aren’t as good as last year’s, when the Seattle-based store gave away vibrators to the first 100 people to say they’d filed their taxes. Still: On tax day, Babeland customers get 15 percent off merchandise in stores and online. Oh, and they’ll throw in a free $15 vibrator with a $75 purchase.Seattle location: 707 E. Pike St (map). Online, use “taxday” promo code.

McCormick and Schmick’s discount
This Portland-based restaurant thinks ahead. McCormick and Schmick’s is treating customers to $10.40 dinner and drink specials at the bar on Tax Day — and handing over a $10.40 certificate for a future meal. Here’s a bonus: tax preparers (those poor dears) get a complimentary dessert with the purchase of an entree on April 16. Seattle locations: 722 fourth Ave., 1103 First Ave. and 1200 Westlake Ave. N. (map)

Free Cinnabon cupcake bites
Visit a mall-based Cinnabon store between 6 and 8 p.m. Thursday, and you’ll get two free bite-sized cupcakes. If you want to do more work, enter the chain’s essay contest to be eligible to win a $100 gift card. Seattle locations: Northgate Mall and Westfield Southcenter Mall (addresses).