Jimmy Webb’s “MacArthur Park” is one of the most powerfully evocative and epidemically heart-breaking “love lost” songs ever written. It is preposterous, although it is not kitsch. It is sublime. It’s a masterpiece for the ages.

But it drives some people nuts.

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“MacArthur Park” was once ridiculed by “humorist” Dave Barry as the “worst song in modern history” and as having the “worst lyrics.” (Then again if Dave Barry is yer barometer o’ musical taste…) Others, more generously, have called the lyrics to “MacArthur Park” among the most misunderstood in pop music history, but until fairly recently, the great songwriter himself was always somewhat coy about the meaning. And why shouldn’t he have been? What might seem to be obtuse imagery was anything but—and he obviously knew this—but why ruin what people projected onto his words when they heard the song by explaining exactly what it meant to him? Many people probably have their own deeply held versions of what that song is “really” about. To them. It’s one of the key elements that makes “MacArthur Park” so personal for so many people.

After years of listening to and enduring what I’m sure must have been annoying efforts to either perform an exegesis on “MacArthur Park,” or simply lampoon it, Jimmy Webb spilled the beans about one of his greatest songs to the Guardian in 2013:

The lyrics to “MacArthur Park” infuriate some people.

“Someone left the cake out in the rain/ I don’t think that I can take it/ ‘Cause it took so long to bake it/ And I’ll never have that recipe again.”

They think it’s a psychedelic trip. But everything in the song is real. There is a MacArthur Park in Los Angeles, near where my girlfriend worked selling life insurance. We’d meet there for lunch, and there would be old men playing checkers by the trees, like in the lyrics.

I’ve been asked a million times: “What is the cake left out in the rain?” It’s something I saw… But as a metaphor for a losing a chapter of your life, it seemed too good to be true. When she broke up with me, I poured the hurt into the song.

In an interview Wednesday the following year, Webb further explained:

Everything in the song was visible. There’s nothing in it that’s fabricated. The old men playing checkers by the trees, the cake that was left out in the rain, all of the things that are talked about in the song are things I actually saw. And so it’s a kind of musical collage of this whole love affair that kind of went down in MacArthur Park. ... Back then, I was kind of like an emotional machine, like whatever was going on inside me would bubble out of the piano and onto paper.

“Girl, I heard you’re getting married, heard you’re getting married…. maybe it’s the best thing for you, but it’s the worst that could happen — to me.”

“MacArthur Park” and its epic musical detailing of the end of their relationship was offered to chart-topping vocal group the Association as a cantata—their producer Bones Howe had asked him to write something elaborate and orchestral for the band, and this was what Webb had come up with—but the composition was rejected for being too long.Around this same time, Webb got chummy with Irish actor Richard Harris, who he got drunk with backstage at a charity event in Los Angeles. Harris sent the composer a telegram asking him to come to London to record an album, and Webb joined him. “MacArthur Park” was the final song in the pile and when he played it for Harris, the actor told him he’d give him his car—a Rolls-Royce Phantom Five—if the song became a hit (it was and he never did).

Here’s Richard Harris, who performed the original and Grammy Award-winning version of the song doing it live, baby, on IRV in 1972.

An extraordinary live version of “MacArthur Park” performed by Jimmy Webb. Accompanying himself on piano, and sans the baroque orchestration, the anguished gut-wrenching emotions of the song are so exposed and visceral here. Jimmy Webb isn’t perhaps the best singer, but holy shit, if this performance doesn’t move you, then, wow, I just cannot fucking help you. You’re dead inside.

Waylon Jennings had a hit with a country version of “MacArthur Park” in 1969.

Donna Summer’s million-selling discomfited take on “MacArthur Park” is considered by many to be the “definitive” version. Here she is singing it live in 1978.

Aretha Franklin doing a not-so-great rendition of “MacArthur Park” on a Bob Hope special in 1975. Talk about gilding the lily… I expected this to be good. It was something else. After the song is over, it’s clear that they’re both reading cue cards during the banter!

The Three Degrees sing their gorgeous version on a Japanese TV variety show.

“Weird Al” Yankovic’s “Jurassic Park”

“Richard Harris” stops by “Mel’s Rockpile” to do a special performance of “MacArthur Park” on SCTV.

Robert Goulet passionately declaims an emotional rendition of “MacArthur Park” on his 1970 TV special. And perhaps I should quit while I am still ahead here…