Why does it say "YUM" on the cover of a book about Mr. Poop?

Reading is at an all time low, despite brief resurgences in popularity due to the "Harry Potter" series, "Twilight" and "The Hunger Games", all of which are, to me, the literary equivalent of an Alabama Hotpocket. I personally blame such offputting marketing decisions such as these examples of eye rape that adorn the covers of the following books. They say "never judge a book by its cover", but I think in this case it's fairly safe to do so.
For more brainfarts, follow Sean on TWITTER. He awkwardly writes in the third person when promoting himself.

The belated sequel to "The Enchanted Anus."

Aficionados of G.I.L.F porn, for starters.

A better title would be "Are frustrated virgins authors?"

Apparently if you stuff the muffler with shaved ham, it feels almost like the real thing...

On Dane Cook's required reading list.

Definitive proof that Soccer is the manliest game around.

"Listen to One Direction."

The advantages section is only a sentence long.

Is this book about Lesbians who ride horses or about Lesbian horses?

Chess, apparently, is the greatest aphrodisiac.

Heh heh... Pooh.

Actually a heart wrenching account of a medical condition that affects 78% of Frat guys.

Seriously, what the fuck is going on here?

Officially the saddest book ever... But the Amazon reviews are absolute gold!

Why does it say "YUM" on the cover of a book about Mr. Poop?

Reading is at an all time low, despite brief resurgences in popularity due to the "Harry Potter" series, "Twilight" and "The Hunger Games", all of which are, to me, the literary equivalent of an Alabama Hotpocket. I personally blame such offputting marketing decisions such as these examples of eye rape that adorn the covers of the following books. They say "never judge a book by its cover", but I think in this case it's fairly safe to do so.
For more brainfarts, follow Sean on TWITTER. He awkwardly writes in the third person when promoting himself.

The belated sequel to "The Enchanted Anus."

Aficionados of G.I.L.F porn, for starters.

A better title would be "Are frustrated virgins authors?"

Apparently if you stuff the muffler with shaved ham, it feels almost like the real thing...

On Dane Cook's required reading list.

Definitive proof that Soccer is the manliest game around.

"Listen to One Direction."

The advantages section is only a sentence long.

Is this book about Lesbians who ride horses or about Lesbian horses?

Chess, apparently, is the greatest aphrodisiac.

Heh heh... Pooh.

Actually a heart wrenching account of a medical condition that affects 78% of Frat guys.