Boo Hoo for Ed McMahon

Who gives a shit if Ed McMahon can’t make his mortgage payments?!? I can’t believe he’s getting so much press out of this. I’m even reading that Ed’s money problem is “giving a face” to the nationwide mortgage crisis.

Ed and his much-younger wife were on TV, blubbering about their tragic circumstances. People actually called in with offers of help.

If that stupid old bastard can’t sell his $6 million mansion, he might lose it to foreclosure! Maybe he shouldn’t have had so many wives. Maybe he blew all his money on those flashy dentures. All he ever did in life was sit on a couch and go “Ha ha ha” when Johnny Carson told a joke. Then he bothered everyone with that Publisher’s Clearing House scam.

Fuck Ed McMahon. Let him start worrying about how I’m going to get these new Vivienne Westwood shoes.

oh ya. how dare he. when you need those shoes. and you do need those shoes. But seriously, thank you for putting our collective icky feelings into words – send them on to larry king on all of our behalves. but then again, why bother.

This is one of the reasons why I love this blog so much. You always find a way to make me laugh while I have something in my mouth and I’m spitting all over my monitor. Seriously, fuck Ed M and those are the hottest shoes…ever!

FUCK THAT OLD BASTARD LET HIM TAKE A LOSS ON THE SALE OF THAT BEHEMOUTH LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
HE SHOULD HAVE KEPT HIS DICK IN HIS PANTS ALL THESE EARS AND KEPT HIS FIRST WIFE AND ALL THOSE ALIMONY PAYMENTS WOULD HAVE BEEN UN NECESSARY AND NOW THAT CUNT OF A WIFE HE HAS THAT SPENDS LIKE A DRUNKEN PIMPED OUT WHORE MAKING THE SITUATION JUST WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE EXPECTED FROM A POOR CHOICE LIKE HER

NOW HE BROKE HIS NECK AND WON T TALK ABOUT HOW
COULD IT BE HE S NOT INSURESD BY THE SAME INSURANCE COMPANY HE S BEEN TELLING ALL OF US WE CAN AFFORD AND HOW GOOD IT IS BULLSHIT //

LET HIM SOLVE HIS OWN PROBLEMS HE GOT HIMSELF INTO THEM SO I SAY FUCK HIM THAT OLD FART BASTARD

Sorry Ed M but you tried to tell me I won $1,000,000 once. I’m still looking for it and clearly you don’t have it. That means you lied to me? Ed, I thought we were friends. I thought we were honest with each other. Goddammit I’m mad. Lately there’s so many celebrity pity parties going on, I can’t see straight.. . . but I can see how you need those shoes. . .