Despite the Beach's previous attempts at killing me, I have been coerced into giving it another try. I'm not sure if it's my friend's insistence or the unbearable heat and my lack of pool that has brought me back. It's unusually deserted which gives me a bit of optimism.

* People that say 'ginormous'
* 110-degree weather
* The loss of Hisser
* Not knowing where all the bruises on my legs came from
* 500 piece zebra puzzles
* Missing Con
* Humidity and what it does to my hair
* The fact I sold my beloved '79 so I could purchase a new car with air conditioning, but then some ass fuck without insurance T-boned me... Read More

The other night, I saw an emo kid get himself locked in a Pizza Hut bathroom. Why was I so blessed? Because of my love of pizza. This was just one of the many joys I've had in my life, all thanks to the wonder that is pizza.

Casey and I were picking up our food when we noticed a rather normal looking 20... Read More

Yeah, there was a 24 hour race at Vail this weekend, but I was there on Thurs. night, so I got to pre-ride the trail before the event. (I work for Cycopath Bikes, and the shop's team captain does the trail maintainence out there, so I can get in with out paying). The trails are tough at first (a lot of uphill) but riding downhill makes it all worth while. I'm not into the racing so much, but I do enjoy getting out of Traffuckula for a legal high. So what were you doing out there that night, hmm? One more thing, how did you end up getting maced?

So this chicken walks into a bar and bartender says "What the hell are you doing in here."
And the chicken says, "what the fuck do you think I doing. You think I came in here to get the oil changed on my car? Fuck no! This is a bar. I came in for a beer!"

The other night a discussion turned to sex, love and what music best acompanies it. The group was primarily male but the few girls in the group made their choices known. Most of them citted Barry White type, slow jam songs to get down to, or seemed to pick what they thought of as romantic songs. Some of said girls even got that, "awe...", look... Read More