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Annabel tells the fortune of Veronica Bee, of the Neighborhood Hoarders’ Association.

Q: What was your first psychic vision?

A. I was on the monkey bars and I was struck with a vision of my neighbor, Miss Wright, lying on the sidewalk. Not long afterward, Miss Wright slipped on a banana peel outside Safeway! That’s when I started telling fortunes at recess in exchange for stickers. Now I charge $10.

Q. Can you see people’s secrets?

A. Yes! For example, I know you have a tattoo of a rat on your lower back.