that's me, totally.
nah, it's just annoying. i asked FOUR AND A HALF MONTHS AGO to get my scanner fixed, and it's never happened. it refuses to scan in anything but .tiff, which takes up 3mb per page, and I'm getting bored of being told i cannot send emails because my account has reached capacity.

I once complained about an in-house catering company that we always used in my old job.

The straw that broke the camel's back was when I was supposed to be organising some kind of important meeting of Judges, and they sent EIGHT huge troughs of fruit salad and about 4 sandwiches. TROUGHS though, seriously. Why would you do that? eh?

They're on a strict gout-and-scurvy diet. Same with lots of old-school business types. At my last job I used to get piles of Pret sandwiches and stuff for meetings, and was once sent out to look for a sarnie with no salad because the fat cunt who was coming in ‘didn’t eat anything green’.