Program And Customise Your Vibrator With An Arduino

Some vibrators do nothing but buzz. Fancier models may have different vibration patterns, but if you really want to experiment — and test out your programming chops — you can create your own vibration patterns with an Arduino.

Lifehacker veterans should be familiar with the Arduino: it’s a small microcontroller that’s really useful for electronics project. The Arduino is great for home automation and tweaking your gadgets — including, yes, vibrators.

Negatory... no soulless automaton can replicate the noxious protein loaded wetness of my silent bedtime farts... nor the ninja-esque grace with which I deliver them and then openly snicker with glee as it reaches my wife's delicate olfactory senses.