Monday, August 06, 2012

14 comments:

At least they sent hoomins to the Moon. I guess your point of view would be that

a) They returned safely; andb) Not enough were sent. Like 5 billion of "not enough"!

I think you might have a point, though, Hazel: If we look at it territorially, I am pretty sure that bunnehs existed on Earth before stoopid hoomins did, so maybe we are trespassing on bunny territory.

If you'd like to help us hoomins reach Mars (safely), I am sure many hoomins would approve of that. It's just that we only want to take short trips there, and then come back to Earth, alive! So far, hoomin governments have not committed the financial resources to Make It So. Cos they'd rather wage war in other people's countries, and burn their money that way. Cos they're very stoopid!

Fleetie, we are trespassing on many lifeforms' territory. Everything we have over here we have stolen from indigenous people or built with the labour of enslaved people, and still many, perhaps most of us are intent on living nothing in our path. They shall not prevail.

I squeee'd when I saw Hazel's pretty little disappointed face. She is so pretty!Give us a few more centuries, Hazel-Bai. Once we ruin Earth, we will jet off to other worlds and leave this wreck to you bunnies. I know you can fix it.

Fleetie, sorry this is late, but I couldn’t get online yesterday. I wanted to let you know that it’s not true that you have not been able to help a single rabbit in your life. Au contraire!

A number of years ago, while I was going through a very bad patch, I stumbled upon the DR website. I clearly remember wanting to tune in each day to see your witty comments and listen to you hold forth on the Scientific Aspects of Disapproval. Of course there were others — 6B, RG, J2B, etc. Your remarks, however, were always especially delicious.

Anyway… DR not only kept my spirits alive during those dark days, but one thing led to another… and after watching countless re-runs of Queen Cinnamon (All Hail!) videos, I found myself volunteering at my local humane society. I’ve long since lost track of the number of rabbits who have gone to forever homes by now.

So you see, you have helped many bunnies — and you have been the cause of many rabbits getting lots of love and care. Because I wouldn’t be at the shelter every week, getting thumped and disapproved of while trying to make it snappeh — except for you. I thank you, and thank you even more on the behalf of all Rabbitkind. The bunnies will reward you — of that I have no doubt.

Hazel, it's just that not enough young bunns are interested in studying science. Most of those best of little bunn minds go on into advanced disapproval studies. Fleetie, as you can tell from the beautiful testimonial on this page, has been a real friend to bunnkind. Perhaps he might set up a mentoring program on DR for young bunns interested in science. I mean really, what says disapproval like, "We have lift off!"