Dwight Schrute: Shalom, I'd like to apply for a loan.Pam Beesley: That's nice, Dwight.Dwight: OK, do me. Something stereotypical so I can get it really quick.Pam: OK, I like your food.Dwight: Uh, Outback Steakhouse, I'm Australian, mate!Michael Scott: Pam, come on, "I like your food," no, come on, stir the pot. Stir the melting pot, Pam! Let's do it, let's get ugly, let's get real.Pam: OK, if I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.Dwight: [shocked] Aw man, am I a woman?

Hoo-hoo, I ruv tea! Is so good for you! You so pretty American girl, you come here, you kiss my tea, make all sweet. I no need no sugar when you around. Come on my rickshaw, I give you ride to Bangkok! Doodoo loo doo doo doo doondoondoong!- Ching Chong Ding Dong

Then of course there was the New York Papa John's that <a data-cke-saved-href="<a href=" href="%3Ca%20href=" http:="" consumerist.com="" 2012="" 01="" 09="" papa-johns-receipt-identifies-asian-customer-using-racial-slur="" "="" target="_blank">described a customer as "Lady Chinky Eyes."

And she'll tease youShe'll unease youAll the better, just to please you...

New business model.Get a job at any fast food restaurant. Have friend come in and put down the most offensive, racist thing imaginable on their receipt. (believe me, I can come up with better than Ching Chong) Have friend sue restaurant. Get fired from a job you don't want. Split the $$$.

Scrotastic Method:I will say this: we just had a bunch of our weeding photos (804 of them) printed by CVS and they looked outstanding. I mean, our photographer was very, very good, and I'm a not-fulltime-pro-but-still-published photographer so I knew to upload the photos at 4x6 @ 300 and all, but still, I'm discriminating and the prints looked great. We rolled the dice on CVS because they were fast and I had a coupon code (thanks Slickdeals) and we couldn't be happier. We stuffed 4 albums for all the family that helped us pay for the wedding.

Four albums?! Talk about overkill. Your family must be really involved in your weeding and gardening. Just email them a single pic of the front yard after the Chemlawn guy shows up and kills all the dandelions.

You know, what that person did is wrong and racist and should probably be fired for being a massive douche... but can we get over ourselves as a society please. A million farking dollars for getting a little pissed off at a cashier? Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker!

DrBreRuthlessVillain:mooseyfate: As well they should. Your behavior isn't acceptable, you should be made to understand that. No amount of fake CVS counseling is going to change their attitude since it's based entirely on ignorance, wether it was passed down in the family or picked up from the environment around them. I'm not going to tolerate someone else's blatant racism just because their parents were pieces of shiat and they were too lazy and/or cowardly to educate themselves. I grew up in an incredibly racist town and let me tell you, it's no way to treat another human.

Meh. A better way to go, IMO, is to understand that people are weak/frail enough without having an added artificial weakness for certain words. It took a while, but as a younger half-breed I eventually realized that getting "set off" by some of the words other people sometimes said was ridiculous--especially if you take the idea to its logical conclusion. I'm with you on the idea that racism isn't nice and all, but in the context of a person-to-person interaction isn't it just one of many forms of bad manners? There is a bottomless well of potential litigants if we're going to start letting people collect million-dollar judgements for being on the receiving end of someone else's rudeness.

I'm offended cause you said half-breed. $56,225 offended, after legal fees, it feels like, about. What's the most you can pay without pulling chapter 13? Just curious. Not rabidly litigious at all.

Scrotastic Method:I will say this: we just had a bunch of our weeding photos (804 of them) printed by CVS and they looked outstanding. I mean, our photographer was very, very good, and I'm a not-fulltime-pro-but-still-published photographer so I knew to upload the photos at 4x6 @ 300 and all, but still, I'm discriminating and the prints looked great. We rolled the dice on CVS because they were fast and I had a coupon code (thanks Slickdeals) and we couldn't be happier. We stuffed 4 albums for all the family that helped us pay for the wedding.

/CPSB//my receipt didn't say Honky Cracker on it

804 pictures of weeding? You should see a mental health professional about your obsessive gardening.

SirEattonHogg:Dubtodalll:I fail to see how anyone deserves financial compensation for something like this.

Oh, I 100% agree.

However, being Asian and having enjoyed a number of taunts while growing up, I would say the appropriate remedy would be to allow the woman one try at punching the responsible cashier as hard as possible.

Or a single kick to the groin, if the cashier is male.

You're an Asian and I have to remind you that all Asians are programmed with Kung-fu instincts?

mooseyfate:Goddamnit, mobile Fark keeps losing my posts. The long and short of it: You don't get to be a racist piece of shiat and get away with it anymore in America. Times have changed, and ignorant racists and homophobes need to get with the farking program.

Goddamnit, mobile Fark keeps losing my posts. The long and short of it: You don't get to be a racist piece of shiat and get away with it anymore in America. Times have changed, and ignorant racists and homophobes need to get with the farking program.