The other day I listened to Creepy Guy at Work...hmm it makes me think of this one guy in my algebra class I'm about to go to...I want to give him candy and pens...he went to my middle school and in sixth grade and he got mad for some reason and threw tables and chairs..(well flipped a table because he didn't have the strength to throw it..)

and I think Dane Cook stole all the funny from everybody else..oh well!

I <3 Dane Cook! Especially his old stuff better than the new stuff. The new stuff is less about random situations and more about sex (like every other comedian ever).My fave is a 3 way tie between Kool-aid, Athiest, and Creepy guy at work.

lol. one day me and one of my friends were talking, and he said my name was ghllll [or however you spell it. its form danes stand up thing about what he'd name his kids] and we tried to figure out how to spell it. we ended up making a symbol.

large whopper. no onion LARGE FRIES!!!

hahahaha Dane cook is my hero

[so is that guy in the poncho named hank. haha]

Jesse=My love.My life."I'll sing to you all night if it will keep the bad dreams away" -Edward"Your Slower than a fat kid on crutches"-Aphrodite;Untamed "The greener grass on the other side is probably just AstroTurf"-idk

I love Dane Cook im crying with laughter every time i see him my fave one is the crying on when hes like "hi im the world and your gonna cry" lol and i love the one when people cut u off on the road its like hi hello? ha ha

DANE!!!ahh! finally i found this thread! woot! props to me haha. I love Dane cook! He's the best! I swear Half the things he says are completely stupid and i cn never picture anyone but him doing and the other half I'm just like "Dude! I do that all the time!". Like The in "Struck by a vehicle" When he says that he wanted to just yell out that the guy was going to get hit by a car, but it just wouldn't come out. totally true! Luckly someone else just pulled him out of the way..(when it happened to me, i mean)