I always wanted to be in the audience on the Groovie Goolies show. Then one day I figured it out: those kids weren't actually at a Groovy Goolies concert, it was just some footage of kids in a theater that they used over and over again.

Well, I still feel hurt about that, and one of these days I intend to make someone pay for it.

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The Autumn Wind is a Hater!

The Hater Nation is back where it belongs. Turns out, we were too lazy to sellout. So unless somebody wants to give us $100K per year to tell McKenzie Phillips' jokes, we are probably going to be found here for a while.

Last and Ten Obvious Admissions We Would Like to See

10.Peter King admits it ... he really wants to sex up Brett Favre. And he wants to give Tom Brady a coffee enema.

9. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones admits that his face is as real as Joan Rivers' face.