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Celeb superlatives: Kutcher's a little bit country

Arienne Thompson, USA Today
3:15 p.m. MST May 3, 2014

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher seen during day 3 of 2014 Stagecoach: California's Country Music Festival at the Empire Polo Club on April 27, 2014 in Indio, California.(Photo: Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Think high school yearbook superlatives — if George Clooney and Tori Spelling were classmates.

Biggest commitment to a theme: Ashton Kutcher

Yeehaw! Yep, that's Kutcher in a pair of overalls with a bandanna around his neck and a cowboy hat to top it off at the Stagecoach country music festival in Indio, Calif., last weekend. The actor and fiancée Mila Kunis turned up to hear some tunes and show off some major PDA. The only thing missing? A piece of straw to put twixt his teeth.

Jay Z: Dec. 4, 1969.(Photo: Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

Best two-for-one ticket in town: Jay Z and Beyoncé's summer tour

Jayoncé. Bey Z. Whatever cutesy nickname you give it, the fact remains that we're ready to explode with excitement over the news that Jay Z and Beyoncé are hitting the road together. The sexy husband-and-wife duo got fans buzzing a few weeks ago with chatter about a possible joint tour and made the news official Monday with the release of dates and a sexy photo. Their On the Run tour kicks off June 25 in Miamiand wraps Aug. 5 in San Francisco.

George Clooney(Photo: Bang Showbiz)

Most jaw-dropping news ever: George Clooney's engagement

Clooney is going to be a husband. Yes, for real. The perennial bachelor, who has famously declared more than once that he would never marry again (he was married to actress Talia Balsam for four years before they divorced in 1993), is going back on that promise. The 52-year-old actor popped the question to lawyer Amal Alamuddin, 36, leaving most of Hollywood in shock. "The barristers and staff of Doughty Street Chambers offer their best wishes and congratulations to Ms. Amal Alamuddin, a member of Chambers, and Mr. George Clooney on their engagement to be married," her London law firm said in a statement Monday.

Tori Spelling(Photo: Bang Showbiz)

Celeb having the worst luck: Tori Spelling

She's not having the best year. Her husband, Dean McDermott, admitted to cheating on her and subsequently went to rehab. Then she made the dubious decision to air their dirty laundry on reality TV via Lifetime. Plus, they're having financial issues, she revealed a few months ago. Now, all of that stress may have taken its toll; news broke on E! that she spent several days in the hospital for an undisclosed issue. Get well soon, Tori!

Chris Martin(Photo: Bang Showbiz)

Most honest-but-kinda-confusing explanation for divorce: Chris Martin

We're still processing the Gwyneth Paltrow-Chris Martin split, so when an interview with the rocker popped up promising some answers, we were all ears. But what he says only kinda sorta makes sense. "I wouldn't use the word 'breakdown,'" he toldBBC Radio 1 this week. "This was more a realization about trying to grow up, basically … if you can't open yourself up, you can't appreciate the wonder inside. So you can be with someone very wonderful, but because of your own issues, you cannot let that be celebrated in the right way." OK?

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield(Photo: Bang Showbiz)

Most adorable gushing by a boyfriend: Andrew Garfield

Spider-Man co-stars Garfield and Emma Stone are usually too cute for words, so it's no surprise that his words about her are actually over-the-top adorable. "She's a full genius, or she has found her genius, and she's doing it so beautifully," he gushed to the Good Morning America gang Monday. "I think everyone who works with her, everyone who brushes shoulders with her or even makes eye contact with her gets a shot of sunshine." All together now: Awwwww!

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