Me to Pony collectors: "You Pony fans are lucky...! I wish I could buy one... but my manliness can't let me... HOWEVER... I was close two days ago.... what stopped me?! No Transformers to buy as a cover...!!"

Hahaha, today I was at Target getting rung up by the cashier, had a Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie getting scanned when the cashier goes:

"Awww, are these for you?? You don't seem like the girly type."

I pointed at Fluttershy and said:

"Nah, its' for my nice fiance-lady."

She goes:

"Oh! How cute!"

Then I pointed at Pinkie Pie

"That one's for me, aw yea."

She stared blankly and not one f*ck was given as I strolled out of there contemplating ripping ass on my way out. Except I really didn't have one in me at the time. Why can't flatulence be timed?!"

Reply 2: "If you seriously don't want to buy them in the store, you can always just order them online. It's not like the mailman goes through every single package he delivers so he can silently make fun of people."

Reply 3: "I used to be like you, but now I'm just like "psh, I don't care what a cashier thinks of me""

My reply to #1: "I already had a messed up 21st birthday when I bought an Eva figure, and I don't plan to make my 23rd even worse with buying a girl toy...!"

My reply to #2: "But.... they are cheaper on retail and right in front of me...!"

Reply 6: You're a big boy now. So man up and buy a pony. Seriously though, a lot of us were the same way once. I used to make sure the pony isle was customer free, now I'm asking staff if they have something in the back if they are out up front.

Yeah... man up to buy a girls toy...!!

Will I'll be able to hit the final nail in the Brony coffin and buy a Pony?! The world may never know......

Another story of the day: I was supposed to receive a package today, but the online shop sent me the wrong item.