Wednesday, November 28, 2007

I feel I've let you all down. Michigan suffers yet another loss to its arch rival and I give you all bupkis in the healing picture department. Shame. Shame, shame, shame.

But, alas, MZone reader DS steps into the void with the picture below. As he stated in his email...

"Well, if we do get Les Miles I hope he brings with him some "unpredictability" and "surprise" like in the picture."

Amen, DS. Amen.

UPDATE: Turns out the pic above comes from Poon of the SEC. Always want to give props to original source. So...props. Big props (and yes, I do realize the collective jaws of our entire female readership just hit their keyboards: "Did that say 'poon?'").

POON1. Literally, vagina (see poontang).2. A woman's genetalia. stems from the word "pudenda", which is actually in the dictionary.3. Or the MAO version...."Straight up p@*sy homie." A bit crass and yet strangely hilarious.

I have done an exhaustive search (my profs would be proud) and there is only one no shirt type thing with Brady it was him in the shower (only the top half)......it was slightly scandalous so I didn't want to post it.

While I am not one to enjoy or search for random photos of Mr. Brady, aka God (when he's not busy being Tiger Woods I mean- no seriously, I have this theory that God got bored and splits time between being Tiger and Tom. Think about it- One: the world's best golfer, the other: the world's best quarterback. One: married to a Swedish nanny, the other: enjoys a little f'donka donkin' with a Brazilian supermodel on a regular basis. Two of the world's most popular athletes, and yet they have never met or been photographed together. Coincidence? I think not. See on one hand you think I'm a little bit crazy and yet in the back of your mind you're there's a tiny part of your brain goin' "you know, he's kinda got a point....")

Ok, where was I? Oh, right. Man crush or not, I am not one to enjoy or search for random photos of Mr. Brady, but I did find this video about him making a pact with the devil to be absolutely hilarious. Besides, we all know it was Peyton who made a pact with the devil. Too bad the devil forgot about Charles Motherf-ing Woodson! Which reminds me, I have this theory....

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