Ladies, if you’re not happy with the size of your bust, but your boyfriend won’t let you see surgical redress, then retailer Firebox has a solution that’ll make you both grin with glee.
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The WineRack: pour the wine in and suck away
The company's unveiled the WineRack bra. As the name suggests, and the …

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I'll be buying my wife some of these. As for the warm booze I heartily recommend austro-swiss gluhwein or british ales. This'll keep me happy around the house regardless of if the missus is wearing clothes.

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@Melanie's husband

Presumably your wife knows you read The Reg if she reads it. Therefore, if she's reading THIS, do you think she'll think that poster is referring to some OTHER huge-busted Melanie with a birthday coming up? Hmm...

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Deflecting suspicion

David Wiernicki wrote: "Presumably your wife knows you read The Reg if she reads it. Therefore, if she's reading THIS, do you think she'll think that poster is referring to some OTHER huge-busted Melanie with a birthday coming up? Hmm..."

Surely, such detailed info is intentionally inaccurate and is provided merely to divert suspicion :)

Titty bars!!!

kain preacher wrote: "I would love to see a guy give this to his wife/GF and film the results"

To which Steven Raith replied: "Watch out for the Extreme Porn laws - it would probably end up as a snuff film."

Hee! Yeah, possibly right up there with vacuum cleaners as anniversary presents (as wife looks daggers at husband and kills him with her glare). Although personally, as a lady, I value practical useful things far more than things that sit on a shelf and have to be dusted, but that's just me... actually I'd prefer hard-to-find tools (no, not *that* kind) or some useful new software rather than a vacuum cleaner, though :)

Anyway it sounds like something that ought to be popular with the college kids, to sneak booze into places.

I would feel quite averse to sampling from some *other* lady's rack, er I mean booze bra, though... it would just be... weird! 'Cause, you know, I don't swing that way (being hypothetical here, as I don't drink booze anymore either, but I'm just thinking it through). It would be like that date I was on once, well not really, but this involved weird bras too, when the guy, a good-looking man with all the normal manly equipment, comes out of his kitchen wearing a lovely little summer dress (WTF?!) and asks me if I want to squeeze his "realistic-feeling" (so he said) fake boobs. I considered it, thinking maybe I was missing out on something cool, but frankly (ooh, no pun intended) it would have been a little weird. So, for booze bras, I'd have to bring my own :)

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Wahey!!!!!!

Beer jugs!!! Not so good for lager drinkers as it would end up flatter and warmer than the love-interest in question. Terrible scenario though if the link to the other half got blocked/crimped then you've got a serious imbalance that might need re-adjusting manually. BTW Rick, most of our fridges probably come from china or korea now. The student trick of keeping milk cool in digs by hanging it out the window best not translated to this creation...

Upgrade to the Deluxe model

For only £10 ($20/€13.50) more, kinky customers can upgrade to the Deluxe model which contains a special Guaranteed Leakproof Valve (TM) where the booze can be sampled from an anatomically-correct nipple area instead of having to fuss with tubes and such.