(it's never sadder than at a time like this, to remember the day that I_Love_Boobs failed in his valiant stand against board protocol)

*wipes tear*

I'm with you there matey (only in a spiritual sense, I understand your aversion to skin diseases)...he was a beacon in the darkness of Booblessness that we all must suffer...

Well, with cap standing proudly at the helm, what other option is there?

Queequeg, alone, might respond to reason, but cap, never...The whole women are either respected for their intelligence, OR bare-breasted, and smearing various jams and jellies on one anothers' torsos....never BOTH...

“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.

sorry, U-D, but it still is...both of those guys (tho photogenic as all get out) lack eye-patches/peg-legs, have too many teeth and probably wash a bit more often than is strictly necessary..(i know....details, details..)

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:sorry, U-D, but it still is...both of those guys (tho photogenic as all get out) lack eye-patches/peg-legs, have too many teeth and probably wash a bit more often than is strictly necessary..(i know....details, details..)

]Well, yes. Notice the subject of this thread - I'm trying to stay on topic here. Only beautiful pirates. If you want to start a new thread of scurvy, unwashed, pockmarked, pirates go right ahead. But I'm not going to look!

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:sorry, U-D, but it still is...both of those guys (tho photogenic as all get out) lack eye-patches/peg-legs, have too many teeth and probably wash a bit more often than is strictly necessary..(i know....details, details..)

]Well, yes. Notice the subject of this thread - I'm trying to stay on topic here. Only beautiful pirates. If you want to start a new thread of scurvy, unwashed, pockmarked, pirates go right ahead. But I'm not going to look!

Open yer eyes and yer black Siren's heart to a real man...er...pirate...see how the wenches flock to him:

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.