What coaches Bill Belichick and Jim Caldwell lack in on-screen charisma, they really show their acting chops when submitting a weekly practice report. Of course, the mind games are at a fever pitch when the hottest NFL rivalry of the past 10 years gets renewed on Sunday.

Colts TE Jacob Tamme is the strongest man on Earth. There were reports that Tamme was barely able to walk after Sunday’s win over the Bengals. And yet, Tamme was not even on the team’s injury report on Wednesday.

The Colts could save a lot of time and effort if they just listed every notable player on their team as questionable or worse. The Colts injury report looks like the VIP list for St. Elmo Steak House in Indianapolis — WRs Austin Collie (hand), Anthony Gonzalez (knee), Mike Hart (ankle) and Joseph Addai (neck) are all questionable or worse.

Colts WR Pierre Garcon is active for Monday night’s game against the Texans, and should see plenty of action. WR Anthony Gonzalez returns to the lineup for the first time since Week 1. Texans TE Owen Daniels is active.

Seemingly every offensive player for the Colts is listed on the team’s injury report, but expect most of them to play. WRs Austin Collie (heel) and Pierre Garcon (hamstring), along with RBs Joseph Addai (neck) and Mike Hart (hip) all practiced on Friday but are listed as questionable. WR Anthony Gonzalez (ankle) is questionable but did not practice on Friday.