Vanessa Hudgens, mega hippie, was asked to explain Selena Gomez is 5 words in a Mobio INsider chat with fans , and one of them was “gypsy”. Prepare for backlash, because the word gypsy has been viewed lately as non PC.

Selena Gomez is a hot ass mess in the worst way. She has an alcohol problem, a Justin Bieber problem and apparently she’s delusional about both. You see, for years people were pressuring her to be sexier, to look and act a certain way, but you know what? She’s not going to take it! She’s fighting back! By… posting “sexy”, half-naked pics of herself online to show those busybodies who’s boss?

She took part in the We Day conference in Oakland, California this week, where she gave a little speech to a crowd of screaming fans, and what she had to say was… inspirational, sure. If she actually lived what she preached!

“I’m surrounded by people who are supposed to guide me, and some of them have and others haven’t. They pressure me … you gotta be sexy, you gotta be cute, you gotta be nice. You gotta be all these things.”

“You all have pressure that you have to deal with every day I’m sure with school, with work, with friends, with parents, with family. … They tell me what to wear, how to look, what I should say, how I should be,” she continued, getting emotional.

“Until recently, I had given into that pressure. I lost sight of who I was. I listened to opinions of people and I tried to change who I am because I thought that others would accept me for it.”

Now that she’s learned she doesn’t “know how to be anything but myself,” Gomez is hoping her fans follow the same route.

“I know what it’s like figuring out what types of friends you have,” she said. “I’d be lying if I said I’ve never tried to make myself better by giving in because I have, but I’ve learned from my actions and for all of the things I’ve done, I’m proudest of that. I’ve learned from my mistakes.”

I mean, look – she’s 21, so of course she’s going to be an idiot in a lot of ways. We’ve all been there, done that, got the t-shirt. But this is why the trappings of celebrity are even worse, because kids are looking up to another kid, essentially, who has no more answers about life and the right way to live it than they do.

But sorry, Selena girl, I don’t think you’ve escaped that pressure. In fact, it looks like the exact opposite, if you ask me. I mean…

The photos, Selena says, are a teaser of a “secret project” she’s working on. I sure as hell hope that secret project is getting her damn life together, because she’s going downhill quick. That’s not to say women can’t post naked pics of themselves and be sexy all the livelong day if that’s what they so choose and what makes them feel good, it’s that clearly homegirl is a bit of a mess considering how often she gets back with the walking shit stain that is Justin Bieber, and now suddenly she’s posting shit like this?

Swift is disgusted that the pair are back together, cutting off her bestie after tweeting just last July that Gomez was “the closest thing I’ve ever had to a sister.”

But Gomez rekindling of the Jelena flame isn’t the only thing peeving Swift. She believes Gomez “used” a brief romance with the Grammy winner’s pal Ed Sheeran last June to make her jailbird sweetie jealous.

LOL wait, what? Selena got involved with Ed Sheeran? Where was I? Where were any of us? This whole thing is hilarious and might be completely untrue, but I say good for Taylor on this one. Selena getting back with Justin is a HOT mess of the highest degree, and I wouldn’t want to be around it either. Sure, I know it’s Selena’s life and she can ruin it however she’d like, but come on. You can only pick up the pieces for your friends so many times before enough is enough.

If anything will make you gag harder than knowing that Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are back together, it’s probably knowing that they’ve also been choreographing “passionate” dance routines to John Legend songs together and renting rehearsal space to perfect their moves.

I don’t even have words for this fuckery, but I think it’s hilarious that Selena clearly sees them as star-crossed lovers who are destined to be together against all odds. I mean, we were all young once, so I get it, I suppose. Everyone goes through their share of idiotic bullshit – especially when it comes to relationships. But damn, I’ve never seen someone SO resistant to the truth that’s right in front of their eyes as Selena Gomez, man. That is some extreme low self-esteem.

Also hilarious: Justin really, seriously thinks he’s an honest-to-God thug. I can’t even look at this idiot anymore.

Selena Gomez clearly has zero self-respect, which perfectly explains why she’s back together with Justin Bieber despite his non-stop fuckery. Sounds like a real winner there.

The pair were spotted together at a Texas Starbucks (as you do) on Friday, though Selena tried hard as hell to keep a low profile and was hiding her face from the paparazzi, which, girl, LOL. No. If you’re embarrassed to be seen with someone, you clearly know you shouldn’t be.

“He has nothing going on so flew from Miami to Texas to meet her,” a source tells Us of the Texas meet-up.

Well, that’s… special. I honestly cannot believe Selena has so little sense of self and is even THINKING about going there again. But clearly, they’re two peas in a pod. Looks like her Bieber rehab didn’t work very well.