My first attempt to comment several days ago got eaten. You are unkind Yobbo – I have in fact commented favourably on Second Life which is a more adult version of the type of game you are playing.

But I am glad you are playing World of Whorecraft – it will keep you out of Bangkok’s insidious nightspots (Patpong, Soi Cowboy, Nana Plaza, Grace Hotel) and will thereby help reduce the incidence of STDs in the West.

The Yob doesn’t appear to have claimed the existence of a ‘first life’ as far as I can see. Let’s not be too hard on him then, hey? How ’bout we let him have this pseudo life playing WOW while he waits for the Thai tan to fade along with his ear-to-ear grin. XX