Katie Price, Peter Andre to Split Up

Five years, two children, several reality shows, a bunch of plastic surgery and countless topless photo shoots later, Katie Price and Peter Andre are splitting up.

The two met on the UK version of the show I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, debuting in the U.S. this summer (complete with a Spencer Pratt rap song).

According to their publicists, Peter Andre, who is allegedly a singer, and Katie Price, the insanely large-breasted model formerly known as Jordan, have ironically requested "that the media respect their families’ privacy during this difficult time.”

Always amusing when attention-starved d-listers make such requests.

Katie Price and Peter Andre are calling it quits after five years and countless annoying photo shoots together. We wish them the best toiling in obscurity solo.

The news is still sort of a shock for fans, as less than a week ago they announced plans to conceive a third child during an upcoming vacation in Cyprus.

“I’m aiming to plant my seed every night,” Andre told OK! It's a valiant goal, but one he'll be pursuing other places than Katie Price nude from now on.