Star Couplings: The Real Father Of Two Jackson Kids Revealed

The father of Michael Jackson’s eldest children is Arnold Klein, Jackson’s L.A.-based dermatologist and Rowe’s former boss. [Us Weekly] — I hope he got a package deal — skin lightener with a side of sperm.

Stephen Moyer, Bill Compton on “True Blood,” says he has introduced girlfriend and co-star Anna Paquin to boxing, and she really enjoys the blood. [People] — Sounds a lot like Sookie Stackhouse.

Kendra Wilkinson made a play-by-play wedding video. [E! Online] — One thing her stint on “Girls Next Door” taught her was how to milk her celebrity.

R. Kelly is reportedly being investigated for statutory rape. [Media Takeout] — He’ll probably escape punishment once again, much like another celebrity who has been in the news a lot recently.