Last night on 30 Rock, Liz Lemon said no to "settle-soulmate" Wesley — even if it meant stepping in dog shit.

Lemon is apparently slightly less enamored than I am of Wesley's triangular head and slightly Satanic eyebrows (though to be fair, actor Michael Sheen was hotter in Frost/Nixon). Or maybe it's the fact that he criticizes her eating habits, saying her "food obsession" is "like being in a Cathy cartoon that just won't end." Whatever the cause, Lemon's not a fan of the guy she's always bumping into, and she's not buying the argument that their coincidental encounters mean they should settle for each other. In the clip above, Wesley reminds her that "you'd have someone to tell you when you're about to step in something," but Liz shows she can scrape shit off her own shoe. Take that, Lori Gottlieb!