If you thought your childhood was a lie because of that, wait til i tell you this next scientifically proven tidbit.
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Coyotes were never able to buy acme graded equipment.
they dont even have pockets

That might be true, but that's still only the average. The coyote could've been on the lower end of the spectrum while the road runner was at the faster end. (possible reasons: better genetics, coyote had injury preventing high speed) Childhood still good =]