n. m-ffin shaped p-n-s, which at full erection is hard as wood or “lumber”. (other definition) n. human feces that is a cause of eating a “denny’s lumber jack slam” with the combination of a m-ffin. first example: girl say’s to s-xual partner “ow! i can’t fit that lumber m-ffin.” 2nd example: “dude… i ate […]

noun. – to create a log of feces, either by natural excretion or compounding several smaller pieces, freeze said log, and use for personal -n-l stimulation. preferable after ingestion of large amounts of corn. man, it was freakin sick! i came back to school after the break and caught my roomate giving himself a lumbermill […]

large br–sts. sometimes unexpectedly so, or enhanced beyond what might have come with the original package. (man upon spotting the full-breasted woman riding her bicycle past the window where he is dining with friends) “that one’s got some serious lumber on the front porch.”

the practice of asking for points back on an -ssignment or test, usually because of incorrect grading or an arguable question, but sometimes just because the student needs a higher grade (most often practiced by asians and ap chemistry students). often results in teacher frustration or random comments. (acid-base test recap in ap chemistry) chem […]

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