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“The sagging jowls say ‘daughter of Ozzy Osborne,’ but the purple hair, spherical body, and neon green shoelaces say, ‘If I ever co-host a show focused on making fun of people’s appearances, someone should shoot me in the face.’”

It was a game of truth or dare. I said dare and they dared me I couldn’t become an overweight Truman Capote impersonator in a purple wig, and then he added that I should date a guy from the meat puppets. I sure showed him. Burp…..(Licks her lips) Pudding?

Ever notice that when she’s thin Christina Agrila–fuck spelling that last name– is fat, and when Kelly gains weight, Christina is thin again? I think they’ve either got a fat exchange program going on, or Kelly lost her Fat XTina voodoo doll.