New MexicoColorado State vs. Fresno State Albuquerque, University Stadium Dec. 20, 2:30 p.m., ESPN Prediction:By halftime you will have said the phrase “I wonder how I’d look with a Fu Manchu” at least twice.

San Diego County Credit Union PoinsettiaBoise State vs. TCU San Diego, Qualcomm Stadium Dec. 23, 8 p.m., ESPN Prediction:Three Broncos fans will be arrested trying to paint the field blue before the game.

Sheraton HawaiiHawaii vs. Notre Dame Honolulu, Aloha Stadium Dec. 24, 8 p.m., ESPN Prediction:As an Alabama fan, I have hated Notre Dame before I even knew what a Notre Dame was. If Charlie Weis has to coach this game saddled onto one of those motorized scooters because of his knee surgeries, then—I’m sorry—I’m just honor bound to laugh my ass off at him.