DON’T LET MICHAEL FLYNN LYING ABOUT HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH RUSSIA DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT THAT HILLARY CLINTON ALSO LIED TO THE FBI. WHAT EXACTLY DID SHE LIE ABOUT? WHO’S TO SAY? SHE’S A LIAR AFTERALL.

SURE JAMES COMEY WILL TELL YOU THAT CLINTON NEVER LIED BUT THEY’RE PROBABLY AT SOME UNDERGROUND DEVIL WORSHIPPING MEETING RIGHT NOW SACRIFICING WIDOWS OR SOME SHIT. I DON’T PUT ANYTHING PAST THOSE CREATURES.

MICHAEL FLYNN IS INNOCENT. ALL HE DID WAS HAVE A FEW MEETINGS WITH RUSSIA. WHO AMONG US HASN’T SPOKEN TO A RUSSIAN ONCE OR TWICE IN THEIR LIFETIME. WE SHOULDN’T GO TO PRISON FOR IT. SHIT.

HEY ROBERT MUELLER, HOW ABOUT YOU ARREST HILLARY CLINTON BEFORE SHE RENTS OUT MORE CHILDREN AT THAT PIZZA PLACE. NEVER FORGET.

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