Sex toys: Something to tickle your fancy

Valentine’s Day is a great excuse to try something new in the bedroom, but the number of sex toys out there can be daunting.

RAMPANT RABBIT G-PULSE £40, at Ann Summers stores nationwide Best for: Rampant Rabbit fans who want to try something new. What is it? Currently the best-selling sex toy in Ann Summers, this wunder-product claims to be the secret to finding the mythical G-spot. Its angled tip is designed for hitting the spot and with the classic buzzing bunny ears giving you clitoral stimulation too, you’re guaranteed your best orgasm yet. Does it work? ‘The effect of The Rampant Rabbit G-Pulse is seriously orgasmic. The angled tip of the shaft helps locate and massage the G-spot. The bunny clitoral stimulator, at the lowest speed, gently caresses the clitoris. However, for a mind-blowingly intense clitoral extravaganza, take the speed to the highest setting and enjoy.’ Gita Selli, 26, London

WICKED TICKLES VIBRATING KNICKERS £69.99, at wickedtickles.co.uk Best for: Having a naughty secret. What is it? You may have seen these in the blockbuster film The Ugly Truth. It’s great for shy girls because it looks like a pair of pants, but there’s a mini vibrator sewn into a pocket. It comes with remote control which you can give to your partner, or use yourself for an illicit buzz. Does it work? ‘My husband and I have used sex toys before so when he gave these to me I was delighted. I like the fact that when he’s got the remote, he’s in control. The knickers are great for when we’re both at home unwinding with a glass of wine – although we might try taking them further afield. The vibration isn’t strong enough to make me orgasm, but it works well as a sexy surprise.’ Rosalind Shield, 55, Geneva

IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BRING A VIBRATOR HOME (YET)

The Flirt Vanilla Bondage Kit, £12.99, (available at lovehoney.co.uk) looks like an ice cream tub, but inside is something much naughtier. A cream satin blindfold and two extra-long satin ties – all vanilla-scented. It’s so cute-looking that there is absolutely no fear factor, so it’s perfect for couples wanting to try something different for the first time.

IF YOU HATE THE LOOK OF SEX TOYS

The Phillips Sensual Massager, £59.99, (at philips.com/sensualmassagers) is a pebble-shaped vibrator sculpted to fit the male and female erogenous zones. It has a variety of settings and modes and is great for an introduction to sex toys – how smutty can it be when it’s created by the people who made your kettle?

G-KI £80, at jejoue.com Best for: People on a quest to find their G-spot. What is it? The most recently launched sex toy on the market, the G-ki is one of the first to take into consideration the fact that not everyone is built the same. It’s bendable, so it can be shaped to fit your body giving you perfect access to the G-spot, thus helping you on your way to the ever-raved-about internal orgasm. Does it work? ‘Once I’d sussed out that you can only bend the G-ki once you’ve pressed the buttons (otherwise it breaks) I found I didn’t really need to bend the head; a gentle bend of the body was enough. This is a toy for evening-long, languid sessions, not a quick fix before the afternoon school-run. It took 15/20 minutes of steady rocking before the world even thought about moving. Not for impatient ladies, but if you persevere the results feel amazing.’ Renee Denyer, 35, East London

SQWEEL ORAL SEX STIMULATOR £39.99, at lovehoney.co.uk Best for: People who want solo thrills and fun with a partner. What is it? Does exactly what it looks like it does (and doesn’t it look funny?). The tongues, designed to feel like the real thing, are lubed up and revolve at three different speeds to get you in a spin. Does it work? ‘I’ve tried over 50 sex toys but when I saw this I was very dubious. I’ve never been able to orgasm through oral sex and this looked too gimmicky. How wrong was I? Once lubed up, the tongues felt like the real deal and the three settings were brilliant. “Slow” was a great warm-up, but the fast one sent me into orbit.’ Amanda Houiellebecq, 28, Hampshire

IF YOU WANT MORE POWER

Ever noticed your electric toothbrush sounds a lot like a vibrator? So have the clever people who designed Tingletip, £9.99 (at tingletip.com). They’ve developed an attachment that will give you more of a thrill than your average tooth-brushing experience. Mains-powered vibrators are almost always more powerful than the battery kind, but this is more powerful than that.

WEVIBE II £80, at simplepleasure.com Best for: Couples wanting an extra buzz. What is it? Designed solely to be worn while making lurve, it’s a pad which vibrates against the clitoris and another smaller one which fits inside you and vibrates against your G-spot. The theory is that the smaller pad is so small it can sit inside you, alongside your partner’s penis. Does it work? ‘Totally comfortable to insert, and stays in place really well. The powerful dual stimulation during intercourse was fantastic. It enabled me to have multiple orgasms very quickly and easily, and while my husband found it unobtrusive, the extra stimulation he got from it when inside me added to his pleasure enormously.’ Karen Grigglestone, 44, Leeds

MASTRABATOR PRO APPLICATION Free, if you have a mobileBest for: A stealthy experience. What is it? A super-secretive application you download free to your phone for continuous, alternating or random vibration. Does it work? ‘Following a rather embarrassing incident at Boston airport involving myself, a Mexican security guard and a purple, sparkly vibrator, I jumped at the chance to try this. I downloaded it from GetJar.com and I have to say, when it comes to discretion, it comes up trumps. The opportunities for use are limitless – you can even have it in your pocket in the train. The only downside is having to explain to my friends why I keep missing their calls.’ Louise Prance, 26, London

IF YOU CAN’T GET WET

It’s never a sexy topic, but vaginal dryness can strike any time. Whether caused by the pill, exercise, medication or menopause, you can be sure it will put the kibosh on amorous plans. Durex Sensilube, £5.76 (at chemists) is the closest thing to natural lubrication, so it’s ideal to help you ease your way to a sexier experience.

TOUCH ICE £19.99, sh-womenstore.comBest for: People who like things hot and cold (especially cold). What is it? Remember those ice lolly moulds you had as a child, that you fill with juice and pop in the freezer? Well this is the very adult version. The mould can be filled with the liquid of your choice to create your own (chilly) vibrator. Does it work? ‘This might be better in the midst of a heat wave, rather than Februrary – but hey, I’m a game girl. I filled it with mango juice and, rather impatiently, waited for it to freeze. The ice vibe was very sexy stroked over nipples and stomach, especially followed by a hot mouth. I braved the chill down-below but must admit I much prefer warmer toys on my lady-bits.’ Renee Denyer, 35, East London

IF YOU WANT A CHEAP TREAT Flavoured lubes and condoms are one of the cheapest ways to spice up sex, but no one wants to loiter in the condom aisle. That’s why clever Durex have set up a web-service where you can select products and flavours you like, pick ’n’ mix-stylee. Then they arrive at your door in a cute stripey bag. Go to pickandlicks.co.uk to start picking and mixing.