6. Raaaaandy! ('Funny People')

While this line may not be Ansari's most articulate, it's a signature bit from the bloated caricature known only as RAAAAAAAANDY! The puerile parody of a comedian — Ansari told Vulture that he conceived the character while wondering, "What if Soulja Boy did stand-up?"— talks about his junk, ladies fellating his junk and the aforementioned death by cunnilingus in a hot tub while a DJ punctuates the proceedings with dancehall air horns. What began as a bit part in Judd Apatow's Funny People soon became a part of his repertoire onstage, and as Randy, Ansari gets to have his cake and eat it, too. He can play for cheap laughs, unfettered from any sort of compunction to appear clever, and take cracks at comics that rely on nothing but dick jokes.