As has been the custom the last few years, you’re treated to two games as Monday Night Football opens its regular season this evening.

First, at 6 p.m. CDT, the Pride of Katy (a/k/a Andy Dalton) takes his Bengal brigade to Baltimore, where Jacoby Jones will be waiting for him. After that reverie concludes, the Chargers (also known as “The Last Team to Pay Travis Johnson to Play Football”) try to take down the Mike Brisiel-led Raiders in Oakland.