The 'Momtract' Gift for Moms Gives Back Power Over Progeny

The 'Momtract' is the perfect Mother's Day gift for moms who feel powerless. After children grow up, mothers lose their power and influence. This legally binding contract gives moms back a little bit of that lost control.

With the 'Momtract,' you can legally bind yourself to do one thing that your mother asks of you. Some options include "eat better" and "quit smoking." You can also go for something a little more unique like "stop having your secretary lie to me" or "have that god awful tattoo removed."