Richard slammed his fist on the bar, and loudly declared to his excited audience:I’ll tell you annova fing, mate!The barman nodded at him with tired eyes, without distracting himself from his work.

I bet…

He said, and paused for effect. His blood flushed veins bulging in shades of purple and crimson.I bet there are more nobel winners who drink at the Crown and Anchor, than all those fucking Muslims put together!

“Sure, mate”
The barman said

Just then, Jez brayed from his corner on the armchair at the end of the bar.
“You talking about Mexicans? I bloody hate Mexicans!”

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