The Miami Heat, on the Brink

Here we go with another Game 7, this one in the NBA, live from Miami, Heat versus Indiana, winner gets to take the amazing and ageless San Antonio Spurs out to an early-bird supper. Now you do not need to be told to watch a Game 7, because there is nothing like a Game 7, the best of which are thrilling and exhausting and feel like being dangled upside down by your ankles from a helicopter. This is not to say there are no bad Game 7s—that is a myth, as it is whenever someone says there's no such thing as bad pizza, because there's plenty of horrible pizza, most of it in airports and gas stations, and rotten Game 7s...