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Sunday, November 2, 2014

#005: Third Parties

Behold the paradox that statists present when they try to excuse not voting for third parties: No one votes for third parties because third parties don’t win, and third parties don’t win because no one votes for third parties, and no one votes for third parties because third parties don’t win, and third parties don’t win because…repeat infinitum!

I could go on and explain why voting for the same two sides of the political illusion of choice and expecting different results each and every time is the very definition of insanity, but I’d already written an essay explaining just that.

By all means read it, and then do your civic duty and vote! Perhaps this time you’ll consider voting third party. You have no excuse now!