The internet is a wonderful place, you can both receive dick pics and see famous dicks pics, but the most extraordinary achievement of the web is exposing us to the peach panthers’ private live. Dwelling inside the codeine castle is a cute af pair of dogs, Holly Husky and Jody Husky. Continue reading “RiFF RAFF List: Dogs”→

Some rappers are awe inspiring (#TYBG), some rappers are complete trash and some rappers are RiFF RAFF. But in the internet age, does the quality of a rapper really matter? Drake comparing his swimming pool to Kanye’s is far more tweetable and notable than discussion about rap virtuosos. The UTM editors got together to figure out if a rapper’s tone, flow and lyricism have to be high quality for music to be worthwhile and, in the process, we discussed autotune, political lyrics and Stitches.

Rap is full of inspirational fellows, including, obviously, our reigning basedgod Lil B, Kanye (yes, he fucking is), and Future, if you feel inspired by bangers and bad decisions that is. Somehow RiFF RAFF is rarely namechecked as an inspiration, I blame dad rap loving hiphopheads (as I do for everything bad in this world.) Continue reading “RiFF RAFF List: His 5 Most Inspirational Lyrics”→

I’m pretty upset at the internet this week, I was originally planning on putting out my magnum opus of RiFF RAFF list – a beautifully put together collection of fan arts and fan fictions starring the aquaberry admiral. However, for some fucking reason, I cannot find a single heartbreaking tale of love between RiFF RAFF and DJ Khaled. Continue reading “RiFF RAFF LIST: The Best Of “Rap Game…””→