Posts tagged Los Marcos

Bike polo and New York is all over this European fixed gear bike mag! NYC bike polo from the visitors point of view. Half page photos of Zach and I.

Then the Fixed vs. Freewheel opinions from me, Guthrie, Kev, Matt V, Paul, and Yorgo. The last three vote fixed.

And what is likely the last interview with the Los Marcos hooligans. I have it on good authority that all of Los Marcos Polos sailed back to the island Los Marcostan on a raft just after their last tournament. Apparently they learned nothing from Rapa Nui and between all the diseases they brought back from the Lower East Side and over exploiting their resources to build bigger and bigger statues of themselves… well, they’re extinct now.

LOS MARCOS COFFEE BLEND IS GROWTHN ON SLOPES OF MOUNT VOLKANOMARCOS IS BLACKER THAT SOULS OF MILLIONS DEAD MARCOSIANS WHO BLOOD SPILL THERE. OUR COFFE, IT IS “GROASTED” – IS PROSCESS WEAR THE BEAN IS ROAST AS IT IS GROW AROUNT THE CONSTANT LAVE FLOWS AND INTENTS HEAT THAT ONLY A LOS MARCOS CAN SURVIVE. WHEN PLANTS EVANTUALLY BURSTES INTO FLAME, COLLAPSE Y WHITHER, THE BEAN IS ARE HARVAST INTO THIS VERY BAG AND SEALED UNTILL YOU OPENS IT. MANY WEAK MARCOSIANS PERISH IN THIS DANGERUS PROCESS, SO IT POSSIBLE TO FIND BONE Y FLESH FRAGMENT IN BAG. IS CRUNCHY. ENJOY REMEMBER..IS JUST COFFEE.VIVA LOS MARCOS

Of course this is unauthorized and if I were playing in this clusterfork of an event I might lose points for the leaks, or who knows I might get points for pouring attention on them. Either way I’m still gonna stand back when Ken aka BEANO blows a gasket. Monday never seemed so far or felt such longing from one man. Maybe not many of you know this but he’s about to lose it. I saw him tonight and it looked like he didn’t even remember his name. And he needs a haircut worse that Adam ever did. He said he rode his bike across the country this summer but he looks like he’s been living in the subway tunnels. Speaking of tunnels, I’ve been keeping my ear to the ground about all this Los Marcos business and I heard that Los Marcos won’t be able to make it to their own event due to a tunnel collapse. But word has it one of them was on the right side and the other two are trapped or vice versa… not sure. I think there are gonna be so many wanna-be’s wearing dumb masks this weekend no one will even notice. Not after how wasted people are gonna get on FOUR.

On a 100% serious note, Ken needs tables for the food. Something at The Pit big enough to set all the food he’s feeding you. Any leads on tables.. or even some sawhorses and a unhinged door should be directed to him soon.

For sale:

1386 Los Marcos Vineyards Is Red Flavor Wine

Year: 1386Producer: Chombo and Ken StanekSize: 750 ml.Wine Type: Is red flavorWine Rating: Wine Spectator, negative 96Product Description:This feels complete and classical in tone, an elegant red that carries its ripeness well. A blend of merlot, cabernet sauvignon, petit verdot and cabernet franc, it develops complex flavors from the balance of tart fruit and gentle dark-roast coffee tannins. Its smoky meatiness makes it feel accessible now, though it’s balanced to develop over six to eight hundred years in the cellar. When you do open it, try a bottle with lamb roasted with crushed peppercorns.

Always kept in control temperature.

One of the best vintages from joint venture of El Marco Malo and Trader Joe’s