1. It's not loaded.
2. I don't leave it it like that; I was just cleaning it in my living room and thought "hey, this would make a cool picture.

I love that Buddha statue. He's got his hands out as if he were holding focus mits and I've annoyed my wife by acting like I was working my jab and cross on him. What can I say, Missouri gets boring, especially when you work from home most of the time.