Maria Louise Del Rosario made an ass of herself last weekend when she got an anal tattoo on camera.

Now the 22-year-old (or "deuce-deuces," in her words) Florida woman is an Internet sensation. Just days after her initial appearance at the 17th annual South Florida Tattoo Expo, she's ready for the media interview circuit. But "Good Morning America" will have to wait, as Del Rosario opened up exclusively to the Broward-Palm Beach New Times.

The interview is both cringe-worthy and sad, as Del Rosario tackles the big topics including her first and second anal tattoo iterations, career goals and love.