Steve Pfeiffer is more American than you'll ever be

Hes gotta be at least two hundred times more patriotic than Captain America. Hell he's about fifty times more American than George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. Shit even if they magically produced a kid who was born red white and blue, cried the words to the National Anthem when he wanted his bottle, and scratched the Declaration of Independence on the inside his surrogate mother's womb he STILL couldn't be a tenth of a percent as American as this guy.

I mean just look at that. He sacrificed windows on his home to prove how proud he is to be American. He sacrificed sunlight in his own home for the love of his country. God bless him and God bless America.

I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends

And I really wonder why so many americans are so fixated with the outer symbols of patriotism. A flag may be the symbol of your country, but constant flagwaving just gives off the impression that you think you have something to prove. If you're really that patriotic, why must you go to such ridiculous extremes in order to show it? You're not more patriotic just because you have more flags after all.

Well if you don't have any flags on your person or home then you're a lying terrorist.

I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends