Creek Speak April 2017 - Page 30

shouted for her, but then the monster just took off runnin’! Dang thing must’a been 8 feet tall!” After hearing this eerie story, Sasquatch seems to not be a creature to agitate. Please report any sightings of Sasquatch to your local congressman.

The Earth is Hollow

Deep in the vault of conspiracies, there is a theory that the Earth isn’t actually solid, but it’s hollow. The theorem follows by also stating that there is another earth, similar to our’s, in the core of our planet. This inner earth is supposedly inhabited by dinosaurs, crab people, childhood dreams, and the lollipop guild. Scientists are still yet to prove this idea, and none would comment on the conspiracy theory. One doubter of the theory has said, “There is no way that the earth could be hollow”. It may be crazy, but so are star nosed moles, so you can be the judge of that.

lollipop guild. Scientists are still yet to prove this idea, and none would comment on the conspiracy theory. One doubter of the theory has said, “There is no way that the earth could be hollow”. It may be crazy, but so are star nosed moles, so you can be the judge of that.