Remember the infamous tamale incident? During the 1976 presidential campaign, President Ford paused during a tour of the Alamo to eat one of the Mexican delicacies, corn husk and all.

Gerald Ford Presidential Library

Ann Arbor, MI

I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I are trying this new fade called "jogging," or "yogging"? It might be a soft "j". Apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

Jimmy Carter Presidential Library

Atlanta, GA

file under: regulation, defeat device; and also: history, second time as farce

Environment Reporter, 1973

file under: regulation, over done

George Bush Presidential Library

College Station, TX

file under: ambitions, ambitious

New York Public Library

New York, NY

it would seem Independents in 1975 didn't have a problem with federal controls on grain or segregation, but they'd be damned if Uncle Sam put his grubby paws on their grass or porn.

Gerald Ford Presidential Library

Ann Arbor, MI

file under: animal metaphors, mixed

Richard Nixon Presidential Library

Yorba Linda, CA

file under: slavery, underwritten

Columbia University

New York, NY

file under: milk, tainted

Bates College

Lewiston, ME

file under: parachutes, golden

Jimmy Carter Presidential Library

Atlanta, GA

hopefully this taught Joushua's clumsy ass to stop playing in the ol' tetnuss river

Bates College

Lewiston, ME

file under: burn trauma, opportunistic

Richard Nixon Presidential Library

Yorba Linda, CA

file under: moths, sexually confused

Richard Nixon Presidential Library

Yorba Linda, CA

as the great Ali G once said, 'you lot come up with the science"

Gerald Ford Presidential Library

Ann Arbor, MI

file under: qualifications

Richard Nixon Presidential Library

Yorba Linda, CA

file under: stick burning, prohibited

Bates College

Lewiston, ME

file under: cover letters, template

Gerald Ford Presidential Library

Ann Arbor, MI

file under: metaphors, unfortunate

Gerald Ford Presidential Library

Ann Arbor, MI

file under: gender roles, confused

National Archives

College Park, MD

file under: vibrations, good

Jimmy Carter Presidential Library

Atlanta, GA

file under: binders, full of women

Richard Nixon Presidential Library

Yorba Linda, CA

Remember the infamous tamale incident? During the 1976 presidential campaign, President Ford paused during a tour of the Alamo to eat one of the Mexican delicacies, corn husk and all.

Gerald Ford Presidential Library

Ann Arbor, MI

I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I are trying this new fade called "jogging," or "yogging"? It might be a soft "j". Apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

Jimmy Carter Presidential Library

Atlanta, GA

file under: regulation, defeat device; and also: history, second time as farce

Environment Reporter, 1973

file under: regulation, over done

George Bush Presidential Library

College Station, TX

file under: ambitions, ambitious

New York Public Library

New York, NY

it would seem Independents in 1975 didn't have a problem with federal controls on grain or segregation, but they'd be damned if Uncle Sam put his grubby paws on their grass or porn.

Gerald Ford Presidential Library

Ann Arbor, MI

file under: animal metaphors, mixed

Richard Nixon Presidential Library

Yorba Linda, CA

file under: slavery, underwritten

Columbia University

New York, NY

file under: milk, tainted

Bates College

Lewiston, ME

file under: parachutes, golden

Jimmy Carter Presidential Library

Atlanta, GA

hopefully this taught Joushua's clumsy ass to stop playing in the ol' tetnuss river