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What I think re0ner meant was fucking around(literally) and not being tied down to one partner. It's not that difficult to imagine that someone wouldn't want to not ever be single again when they're young.

Probably not, but they are with the same partner. Try eating fries every day for 3 years. They're fucking delicious in the beginnig, but i swear to you, you will hate them at the end. Btw for those who will go all pms-rage at me: i'm talking strictly about sex and i definitely prefer to change partners. But there comes a time when sex isn't the most important thing.

There are guys she would like to marry, and guys with whom she would like to get her freak on. Marriage would preclude her getting freaky with various guys. You have to commend her for having these things in the correct order, at least.

Exactly. If I wasn't inclined to continue sowing my wild oats I would have tried to get married ten years ago. She was an awesome girl. We got along swimmingly. I moved away to college and didn't think that the long distance thing was going to work, because I was going to get drunk one night and cheat on her and that wouldn't be cool.

Sure enough.. Got blacked out drunk and slept with a friend who didn't bring it up for two months... When I brought up the night and mentioned I didn't remember leaving the bar she informed as to what happened. Totally explained the part two months of one sided awkward interactions.

Wish it were so, I was that way all my life, and then once you get 'the right age' they are all already married. If you take women at their word, them I'm the most marriageable family oriented guy on the planet. Now I'm 38, single, never married. :-(

It's a thing men do too. Because some struggle with commitment issues. My long-term boyfriend broke up with me a month ago for good and said afterward "I know if we got back together I'd end up marrying you." So I was thinking, why did we break up then?

If I've learned anything through this experience, it's just really bad to try and bring up any sort of commitment. Just let things go wherever they're going to go without labeling it or talking about "down the line." If it's meant to be they'll realize it without topics like marriage even needing to be applied.

The fuck is a temporary boyfriend? You seriously date guys just for the sake of having a boyfriend so he can treat you well rather than being genuinely interested? Do you set a time limit to the relationship before you go into it? I don't get people like you. Why would you date someone you weren't all that interested in?

My ex fiance cheated on me with my doppelganger shortly after I left North Carolina for Oregon. I was out there, getting ready for our life together, working for a major software company and making pretty decent money...meanwhile she was fucking a supervisor at pizza hut. Now that I look back, I'm glad things didn't work between us. She ended up being as bat-shit crazy as her mom.

lol, very true. The first time I met her mom, she was driving us somewhere. I think it was to a restaurant...and out of the blue, she turns to me and says "I always take a different route, because that way anyone following me would have a hard time tracking where I go". I turned to look at my girl, and the look she gave me was one of "Yeah, I really don't see a problem with this". Should have run away screaming right then and there.

I actually have the same problem as in the first 3 panels. I have a friend who i could see myself marrying, but i really dont want to date her right now. People ask us all the time "are you guys dating, or are you just planning on getting married later down the line"

Are you sure she wasn't referring to your personality? Her husband may look like you but he could be a totally different person. Not saying that you have a bad personality though, just that you may not have been a kind of guy she was into.

Almost went out with this girl, but it just didn't feel right (Too soon, y'know? Wasn't quite over my ex.). She didn't take it too badly, but instead went out with another guy, who looked just like me. Identical facial features (esp. cheeks, hair), it was SO creepy. Well, to me at least.

I had a friend do the same thing. He looks freakishly similar to me. but she was nuts and I'm glad I had no game when I was younger. But I was always there by her side when a new guy broke up or cheated on her thinking one day she will date me. That day never came and I moved away. Years later I hear she is pregnant, so I check her facebook to see what's up. It's a doppleganger...

Women's logic. She likes you, but she wants the mystery back. You guys know each other too well already and she wants you, but the you she doesn't know too well yet. Basically she wants a do-over, or a reset if you will. Therefore she'll never get together with you, but will get together with your doppelganger because it's the you she doesn't know yet.