Onscreen she’s radiant. On Twitter, she’s hilarious. We thought we couldn’t possibly be crushing on Anna Kendrick any harder. Then she teamed with Glamour to give us this look into her Shower Thoughts.

Okay, so these aren’t all Kendrick’s own thoughts. Some are culled from Reddit’s popular /r/showerthoughts thread.

For bonus fun times, check out Nick Offerman’s:

Kristy Puchko likes to think of herself as half mermaid. But you do you.

Kristy Puchko is the managing editor of Pajiba. You can follow her on Twitter, and hear her sound off about movies and feminism on the Slashfilmcast.