Saturday, October 04, 2008

Don't Be Fooled - These Are Not Of Us

They may look innocent, but beware. These swollen creatures have come from another planet to mate with our precious women. They need to repopulate their own aging world where the air is so thin that their natural females keep floating up into the atmosphere and exploding.They wrap their reproductive apparatus around our heads, suck out our brains and impregnate them. They can't always tell the difference between our women and male members of the democratic party - which just might save us.A budding romance begins. Notice that when not in rut, their reproductive apparati hang upside down in a bland non-threatening position under their chins.Once the vulgar unit engorges with alien hormones though, no decent earth women can defend her purity.

The hideous result - a human/balloon-creature hybrid is conceived.

Here a Balloon Cretin clutches the first brain baby produced by the combination of their own unstable gaseous seed and the heavy sturdier eggs of our inner boned females.

A U.S. intelligence officer has apprehended one of the fiends and is escorting him to the vivisection chamber - a highly pressurised laboratory at the bottom of the Indian Ocean.

As part of the experiment, our agent stimulates the creatures, causing them to assume their ungodly copulatory positions. His brain has been lathered with a special contraceptive emulsive made from bacon grease and Knox Gelatin to protect him from the vile purpose of these lewd scoundrels.The most brilliant biologists on earth are even now groping the monstrous organs in order to find a way to foil the gruesome invaders.

To be continued...P.S. Lock your women up while there is still time...

Xena, Storm, Leetah, Akane and any one of my female characters would've made those aliens, "very small males", with a word or well placed kick with a Jimmy Choo. And then finish the job with a soldering iron:)

Watch out for the secret alien ballooniesOr they will assimilate all of us gooniesthey assume the identities of our favorite cartooniesand mate with our wimmen under the flashlight of a dozen Mooniesreport suspicious activities to the government soon - EEEEEEEE!Oh my gawd! Their offspring are overrunning Altoon - EEEEEEEE!

Awesome! But Spongebob ain't bland. Well...the art is, but not the writing. Unlike Tiny Toons, where both are completely bland. Although seasons 4+ of Spongebob have bland writing, seasons 1-3 are awesome. Anyway, this post is HILARIOUS! I really want to have that unborn fetus balloon. Do you know where I can buy one?