Living with IBD Without Cramping My Style! (Hate your guts, not your life!)

Rolling Out released a list of the Top 10 Dirty Jobs with Good Pay back in July 2013: http://rollingout.com/business/job-finance-tips/10-dirty-jobs-with-good-pay/4/ Gasteroenterologist made the cut (and the top) among other notables such as plumber, oil rig worker and sewer inspector. Of course, according to the article you need at least nine years of school, and you’ll spend the rest of your life up to elbows in poop, but your average salary will be $300k, and your patients–once you get them into remission and on with their lives–will be more like adoring fans.

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Live A Little

“Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.” - Anthony Bourdain

Never Diet

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.” - Erma Bombeck

Mark Twain had IBD and liked it?

“Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.” - Mark Twain

Eat, Read, Try Not to Think About Food

“Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably.”
— C.S. Lewis. (We're going to have to amend that to "Reading is a pleasure that combines admirably with trying not to think about how unpleasantly hungry you are." - MyGutsForGarters.)