OK, stop it. A woman who feared she had Ebola rushed herself to the nearest hospital but was promptly told it doesn’t count if you were in Africa TWO years ago. Oh and if you worked in Dallas but were nowhere near the Ebola patient, odds are you have a nasty flu. Seriously people, you are clogging up the system.

Psst Meanwhile the one person who could have it is riding around the town on a bike in defiance.