3. …who, by the way, just dropped a game-changing song for fall 2014 called “Bored (Just Do It).” Taylor Swift could never.

4. The legendary Miss Britney Spears!

5. With a full-on Frappuccino high, wearing her newly iconic and signature white-framed sunglasses from the Target Dollar Spot, Britney Spears decided to give us an incredibly personal and very cool Instagram video.