In Other Celebrities Wearing Weird Things News…

Oh, look! That’s nice. Kate Winslet is getting an award, the CBE, from the Queen for services to drama. And at Buckingham Palace! Kate looks really nice. I’m really glad that she classed it up to meet the WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR HEAD, KATE?

A bird up and died on you. There’s a wing attacking your face. Kate! You’re starting to grow wings, but not in the right places. Did you contract the avian flu on your last project? This is why you shouldn’t ride with your head out of the car window. Are you trying to make a statement that you are a piece of art by putting a bird on it? Was there a sale at Michael’s craft store? Maybe you’re auditioning to be the female lead in The Crow and you forgot to take your costume off.

Or maybe you should just fire your stylist for making you look like a peacock. ARE YOU THE COCK OF THE WALK, BABY?