Former strippers who decided to form a girl group with formula hip-pop songs about boinkin' dudes, and who also decided to give Nicole Scherzinger's career more oxygen. Also the creators of two pointless reality shows.

Rich whore who got "famous" for a sex tape and is sleeping with every guy on the planet. Eventually went to jail, parents bailed her out, and got cut out of the family fortune. Oh yeah, did I mention she does nothing but goes with her posse of dogs wherever there's a camera?

What's cheap, plastic, and gets passed around by every guy? Paris Hilton.