Luminaro:Doesn't "Antarctic" signify southern pole while "arctic" signifies northern? Maybe not, but if so I have no actual idea where this guy is headed.

FTA: Gold Coast veterinarian Geoff Wilson has just jetted off for the Arctic Circle in Canada to prepare for a gruelling record attempt at crossing the Antarctic with only his feet and a giant pair of fibreglass breasts. - i.e. he's going to the Arctic now, to train for his Antarctic trip in November.

200 years from now, the Discovery Channel will run a special...first Shackelton...then Boob Sled. It will be based on the 200 year anniversary archeology dig finding this guy and a 1995 playboy and some hand lotion with his boob sled.