In "The Croly Ghost," Virginia Postrel says the popular libertarian
slogan "government doesn't work" is "not so good. . . .It thereby jettisons
the entire classical liberal tradition — which is very much supportive of
'government' properly constrained — in favor of a vague anarchism." This is
surprising, coming from someone who has written so many eloquent articles
showing that voluntary exchange is far superior to government programs.

One need not be an anarchist (vague or otherwise) to recognize the
obvious — that government doesn't work. It doesn't deliver the mail on time,
keep the cities safe, or educate our children properly. Its War on Poverty
and its War on Drugs are massive failures. Millions of Americans have lost
faith in government precisely because governments everywhere have reached
the inevitable stage where nothing about them works as promised.

When I appeared on hundreds of talk shows as the Libertarian Party's
presidential candidate in 1996, often someone would say, "You exaggerate;
many government programs work well." But when I asked for a single example,
the answer almost always was a deafening silence.

Only two programs were ever offered as evidence of government efficiency.
One was the interstate highway system, but no one could explain why a
program to build highways inevitably wound up spending billions of our tax
dollars on such things as a new Denver airport that no one in Denver wanted
and an L.A. subway system that Californians consider a joke. Another person
suggested the Weather Bureau — but he couldn't explain why TV and newspaper
weathermen, relying on government forecasts, are the butt of so many jokes.

Why don't these and other programs work correctly? The answer is simple.
Anytime you turn anything over to the government, you transform what was a
commercial, medical, social, safety, financial, or military matter into a
political issue — to be decided by politicians like Bill Clinton, Newt
Gingrich, Teddy Kennedy, and Jesse Helms. And guess how they make their
decisions?

Conservatives recognize that government is incapable of eliminating
poverty, discrimination, smoking, drinking, and many other supposed ills.
But when the target is crime, foreign dictators, pornography, drugs,
abortion, cloning, or any other item on their menu, government is suddenly
transformed into Superman. Just allocate enough money, and the problem will
be solved. And if the problem isn't solved, that's proof that not enough
money was spent. Transpose the menus and you get the definition of a
liberal.

Libertarians, however, know that government doesn't work — even when it
tries to do something we want. Government is coercion — pure and simple.
Every government program involves forced activity, forcible prohibition,
and/or forced financing — or else it wouldn't be a government program. And
there's no way to make force efficient or benevolent; it's just force. Thus
libertarians are continually looking for ways to take functions — any
functions — away from government, because they want to reduce government
force to the absolute minimum possible.

What is the absolute minimum possible? We might argue endlessly about
that, but the question is really irrelevant. What's important today is that
most people reading this magazine — and, in fact, most Americans — want much
less government than they have now. Once we've harnessed that antigovernment
sentiment and reduced government to a fraction of its present size, we can
argue over how much further we should go.

But realize that, when that happens, the free market will give the best
minds in the world an incentive to devise profitable methods (that we can't
even imagine today) by which the free market can perform functions we might
think now can be performed only by government. That isn't a "vague
anarchism"; it's a reasonable belief that free human beings are much more
creative, productive, and efficient than government.

In the meantime, we move in the wrong direction if we attribute to
government an efficiency or benevolence it can't possibly possess. That's
turning government into a Santa Claus — someone who will grant us our wishes
if we're good little children and ask for the proper things. In short, it's
a fantasy. No, Virginia, there is no Santa Claus. Government doesn't work.