Where Stuff Gets Rated

Tag: 4.9

White Castle is a fast food restaurant know for its tiny, thin, oniony hamburgers. It’s not super romantic, except on Valentine’s Day they put out red tablecloths and heart-shaped balloons and you can’t get a table without a reservation. It’s nice. Plus, if the next day, you and your partner can survive each other’s White Castle farts, you know the relationship is worth holding on to. 4.9/5

The stage in Super Mario Bros. 3 where you got to get into a shoe and jump around. It was delightful. I feel sure in saying that if you got the shoe in more than that one level, 9/11 certainly would not have happened. If only we knew then, right? 4.9/5

This is like gofundme but legitimate. This is an organization that steps in and offers smalls grants to families that are on the verge of slipping into poverty. It’s not sexy to donate to an organization that buys coffins for an unexpected funeral or helps fix a transmission, but it might just be the best thing you can do. 4.9/5

This is a cat with a mutation, like the one that dachshunds have, that makes their legs too short. It’s not something I support. You shouldn’t make broken animals if you can help it. Still, it’s not their fault they were born with lil’ leggums, and I would pet them forever. I just wouldn’t let them have babies. 4.9/5

This is a Cambodian rendition of a Chinese doughnut. It differs from a Chinese doughnut in that it is cooked in Cambodia, not China. A Chinese doughnut differs from an American doughnut in that it is cooked in China, not America. Basically doughnuts are great and I’m glad so many countries have them. 4.9/5