Quotes Containing ass-out: Knobby (Larry Mintz) in Burglar (1987): ''The guyhad-more-ass-than-a-toilet-seat .''Joan (Elizabeth Perkins) and friends at the softball park in About Last Night... (1986): - Joan: ''That second baseman has a really nice ass .'' - Friend: ''I refuse to go-out-with a man whose ass is smaller than mine.'' - Joan: ''Pickings are going to be scarce.''Does oat meal have lumps? = The Cheap Detective (1978) Does a hobby-horse have a wooden dick? = Road House (1989) Does Pinocchio have a wooden butt? = Earth Girls are Easy (1989) Does Pinocchio have wooden balls? = Tune In Tomorrow (1990) Does a frog have a waterproof ass? = Tune In Tomorrow (1990) Does a hobby-horse have a hickory dick? = The Cowboy Way (1994) Does Madonna take her clothes off? = With Honors (1994) Does the pope wear a beanie? = Off Beat (1986) Does the pope drive a Cadillac? = Beyond the Law (1994) Does a fat puppy hate fast cars? = Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle? = Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Does Veronica like Archie? = Little Giants (1995) Does Tina Turner wear a wig? = Earth Girls are Easy (1989) Do birdsfly , do ducks duck? = Moonlighting (1985) Do flies fly , dospotsbeam up? = Moonlighting (1985) Do rattlesnakeskiss carefully? = Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Do stripes suit a zebra? = The Matchmaker (1958) Is a pig's ass pork? = Gator (1976) Is a frog's ass water tight? = Big Business (1988) Is the earth flat? = The Flintstones (1994) Was Sergeant York's mother an angel = Nothing but Trouble (1991) Will a banker grope for money? = Nothing but Trouble (1991) Does Saddam Hussein and Omar Kadafi pull each other's toffee?'= With Honors (1994) OFF-SCREENFrom Graffiti. Two Thousand Years of Wall Writing by Robert Reisner: ''Homosexuality is a pain-in-the-ass .''William Parrish (Antony Hopkins) in Meet Joe Black (1998): ''Don''t blowsmokeup my ass ; you''ll ruin my autopsy.''Marty (Peter MacNicol) to Newton (Steve Martin) about their boss in Housesitter (1992): ''If I could find the right doctor I would have my lips permanently sown to his ass .''Rock & roll detective Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay) to Lt. Anos in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1991): ''Anus, what''s the bugup your ass .''Ed Furillo (Bruno Kirby) to Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal) in City Slickers (1991): ''That was flirting? (...) That was, I like your ass , can I wearit as a hat?''Will Randall (Jack Nicholson) to Stuart (James Spader) in Wolf (1997): - Will:''You are such a polished ass-kisserit takes my breath away.'' - Stuart: ''I kiss ''em like I see ''em.''Marty (Peter MacNicol) and Newton Davis (Steve Martin) as the boss walks by in Housesitter (1992): ''If I could find the right doctor I would have my lips permanently sown to his ass .''Garrett Breedlove (Jack Nicholson) and Aurora Greenway (Shirley MacLaine) in Terms of Endearment (1983): - Garrett: 'Trust me about this one thing . You need a lot of drinks.' - Aurora: 'To break the ice?' - Garrett: 'To kill the bug that you have up your ass .'Robert Reisner. Graffiti. Two Thousand Years of Wall Writing: - ''Fuck scatology.'' - ''Homosexuality is a pain-in-the-ass .''Atoon (Gedde Watanabe) about the sumo wrestlers ogling his ass , and Lawrence Bourne III (Tom Hanks) in Volunteers (1985): - Atoon: ''Don''t say nothing more. They want to use me like a woman .'' - Lawrence: ''Well, you''ll just have to show them you cantake-it like a man .''Will Randall (Jack Nicholson) to Stuart (James Spader) in Wolf (1997): - Will: ''You are such a polished ass-kisserit takes my breath away.'' - Stuart: ''I kiss ''em like I see ''em''.''Anonymous: ''The sexual life of the camel is stranger than anyone thinks: One night a horny old camel attempted to bugger the sphinx. Alas, the ass of the statue was filled with the sand of the Nile, which explains the humpon the camel and the sphinx''s inscrutable smile.''''His ass is so tight when he farts only dogscan hear it .'' Ex-cop Lenny Nero (Ralph Fiennes) about Deputy Police Commissioner Palmer Strickland in Strange Days (1995)''His ass is so tight when he farts only dogscan hear it .'' Ex-cop Lenny Nero (Ralph Fiennes) about Deputy Police Commissioner Palmer Strickland in Strange Days (1995)Buddy (Billy Jacoby) (aged 15) and his sister Terry (Joyce Hyser) in Just One of the Boys (1985): - Buddy: ''The clock is ticking. I have to get Jamie.'' - Terry: ''Can''t you hear what you''re saying? Aren''t you embarassed?'' - Buddy: ''No, I''m horny . Horny will kick embarassed''s ass any time.''Sandy (Shandra Beri) and Roxanne Kowalski (Daryl Hannah) in Roxanne (1987): - Sandy: ''He''s got a great ass .'' - Roxanne: ''Too bad it''s on his shoulders.''