Thursday, May 28, 2009

What is spectacular about the Nigerian? We often get a mention when good and bad is done anywhere in the world, it is stipulated that 1 out of every 5 black man is a Nigerian, I should then feel free to assume that at least 2 of every 10 Black American is of Nigerian ancestry! Despite these facts or fables as the case may be, Nigerians appear impotent to change the face of bad leadership in the country. Is it acceptable that a few callous people in the name of being governors, senators, ministers and what have we, hold about 140million brainy people to ransome?

When are we going to rise and with one voice delare 'Enough!'

Well, the 'one voice' is the trick. It is sad that some people do not mind that Nigerians are being visited with war in their land; not by Europeans or Portuguese but by fellow Nigerians.

No one is happy with the millitancy in the Niger Delta but it is sheer lack of knowledge and not patriotism that will make any right thinking person believe that declaring a war on the Niger Deltans is the way forward.

If electricity is supplied to Nigerians, it will enhance lives and more idle hands will become productive. But is anyone listening? At least the 'Aba made' market will bubble if there is constant power supply!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Now, I just want to post a few lines on Nigeria's fraudaulent image which the white man feeds its slow-to-catch-on citizens.

They should call a spade a spade and pass on the true liberating message, which I believe should go like this; "Dear citizens of .........(fill in the gap), I regret to inform you that the stupid and easy to dupe compared-to-a monkey black man, has now shown himself to be much wiser than we! It is to this end that I beg you to have a bit of sense and be less greedy so as not to be at the receiving end of their back to sender 419 activities, damn! but it seems they are determined to 'steal 'back all that we 'acquired' from them. Despite the fact that we scream that they are corrupt in order to label their intelligent yahoo-yahoo boys and demoralise their thieving government (we taught their leaders to 'acquire' by the way) which goes on rebranding projects and set up 'aunty' corruption bodies, yahoo-yahoo boys are no longer fooled with our gimmicks and we the hunter are now being haunted!" (at this point, speaker takes a minute to rub his red nose and ears) I need you, dear citizens to stop bringing shame to our pinkish white skins by simply clicking DELETE even when your 'longathroat' throbs at the mouth watering offer of a large unearned income. Abeg, stop showing the world how greedy and real stupid most Caucasians are. Thank you".

With this 'hard talk' we might eventually be rid of international fraud since there will be no more 'greedy mugus' to destroy our relatively 'pure and innocent'reputation!