Sunday, April 24, 2016

Please note that she asks 5 or 6
questions which I answered quite simply and she is speechless after
answering only one question.

Woman: Do you
drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman: How
many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How
much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !)

Woman: And
how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a
beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which putsyour spending each month at
$450.00. In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: If in
1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation,the past 20 years puts your
spending at $108,000.00 correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know
that if you didn't drink so much beer, that moneycould have been put in a
step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound
interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Comments:

" ✔@RobSchneider

I haven't seen the Democrats this mad since we freed the slaves!

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She COULD drink beer (or even champagne cocktails, for that matter) -- she'd just get guys to buy her drinks for her! In fact, if she plays her cards right, she'll even find a guy who'll buy her a Ferrari…

A conversation between 2 women:"Wanna go to the bar?""I can't. I'm broke.""Don't worry. Just unbutton your blouse a little and you won't have to pay for a single drink…"