-Seahawks are guaranteed to win the super bowl, everybody else is a joke-Saints are guaranteed to win the super bowl, everybody else is a joke-Niners are guaranteed to win the super bowl, everybody else is a joke-Panthers are guaranteed to win the super bowl, everybody else is a joke-Broncos are guaranteed to win the super bowl, everybody else is a joke-Colts are guaranteed to win the super bowl, everybody else is a joke-Chargers are guaranteed to win the super bowl, everybody else is a joke-Patriots are guaranteed to win the super bowl, everybody else is a joke

*knock on wood*

there we go, now this weekend will be a fair competition in the eyes of the football gods

Great, now no one will win the Super Bowl. There will be a blizzard of epic proportions that weekend with 2 feet of snow and the game will be canceled. thanks a lot!