Don’t tell the Lords – but I REALLY wouldn’t eat that food if I were you!

I don’t know if anyone reading this blog is ever likely to be invited to the House of Lords for a meal in one of their excellent restaurants – but if you are, please please please take my advice.

Whatever you do DON’T EAT THE FOOD.

In fact I wouldn’t drink anything there either.

You see – the cooking and waiting staff in the House of Lords are reportedly mightily pissed off with m’lords and m’ladies after they learnt this week that they’re going to be facing drastic pay cuts just so peers can continue to enjoy subsidised food:

when do they find time to eat, most of them are asleep throughout the day, the heating must be too high, perhaps they could save money there?
Taking money from the catering staff and making it look as if they the lords lot are contributing to reducing parliamentary budgets.