Classic Movie Lines in the Mouths of Golfers

There are some great lines from movies. Lines that stick in your head. Lines that you hear and you can immediately identify the film from which they came. We love the movies and we also love golf. So we have put the two together ahead of the BAFTAs and Academy Awards. We have taken some classic one-liners and put them in the mouths of some players who just might have uttered the self same words. And in case you get stuck, we also give you some reminders of which movies they came from and who originally said them.

Tiger Woods: “I’ll be back.” (Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terminator)

John Daly: “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”(Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca)

Ian Poulter prepares to take his latest Ferrari for a drive: “Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy ride." (Bette Davis, All About Eve)

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.” Ryan Fox after smoking another 360-yard drive. (Robert Duval, Apocalypse Now)

“Made it, Ma! Top of the world!” Rory McIlroy upon hitting the top of the world rankings. (James Cagney, White Heat)

“I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.” Rory McIlroy to Harry Diamond, who replaced his long-time caddie JP Fitzgerald. (Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca)

“I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!” Pat Perez misses a birdie putt. (Peter Finch, Network)

“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.” You just wouldn’t want to be playing with Rory Sabbatini, would you? (Anthony Hopkins, The Silence of the Lambs)

Pat Perez to his caddie, just before he throws one of his temper tantrums: “At my signal, unleash hell” (Maximus, Russell Crowe, Gladiator)

“I’ll have what she’s having.” Any member of the LPGA Tour talking about the astonishing Lydia Ko. (Estelle Reiner, When Harry Met Sally)

“Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinking badges!” A steward makes the mistake of asking Colin Montgomerie to show him his ID badge. (Alfonso Bedoya, Treasure of the Sierra Madre)