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So after joining Match.com and POF I started to put the work in browsing the catalogues of men that take your fancy. It really is like that thousands upon thousands of profiles for your viewing pleasure. It’s hard work but no-one said it was going to be easy. After a while you start looking for the ones that stand out from the crowd as you are viewing them to tend to notice the same things cropping up again and again. Mainly they all say they would like a girl with tits and ass and younger. I am not saying the first 2 are an issue for me as I have both but the problem lies in the fact that I have never dated anyone older than me and therefore this does cause an issue. I am not ruling it out but I tend to find that guys younger than me tend to like similar things to me.

My first 2 encounters were with guys from Match.com we will call them ‘Spanish’ and ‘Marathon’ Now Marathon is maybe an exception to the things above as we actually struck up quite a good friendship and are still friends now. We quickly realised we weren’t going to be compatible for dating mainly because marathon won’t date anyone above the age of 35 so actually I guess he does fall into one of the categories above. Anyway as bizarre as it may seem we quickly felt comfortable talking to each other and we would face-time for hours at a time and call each other at stupid times of the day and night and ask each other for advice on dates. We still talk now and it is a little weird as I thought I had joined Match.com not Friends.com but potentially I guess I may have made a friend for life so might be worth the £70 subscription fee!

Spanish on the other hand is a totally different story. Spanish is Spanish not that I needed to explain that I guess but he seemed quite sweet. Had moved to London from Spain to teach and played guitar. Seemed nice from pictures and from our emails and messages on Match.com. After a few weeks we exchanged Skype details and this my friends is where it goes a little downhill although in a strange way a story that will make me laugh for years to come.

On Valentines day Spanish asked if we could skype so with my wine in hand we Skyped. All seemed to be going ok and we were having a nice normal chat he was sitting at a desk on a webcam and I was using Skype on my phone. Now what happened next is the bit that might make you spit out your drink as trust me that is what happened to the wine that was in mouth at the time.

Out of blue as if to give me a Valentines treat Spanish pushed back his chair to infact reveal that the whole time we had been talking he was naked from the waist down! He then pointed to his manhood and said “Do you like what you see?” At this point I spat out my wine and nearly dropped my wine glass and my phone. I had no repsonse I really wasn’t expecting in and it wasn’t like any of our conversations had been of a sexual nature. My reply to his question was “Erm I’m sorry but my battery is going to run out, got to go” and then I hung up.

Now Spanish tried to call me back on numerous occasions that night but I couldn’t answer, mainly because what if I answered and he then had no clothes on at all. He sent me a few pictures as if to entice me to answer his calls but alas I guess I didnt like what I saw and haven’t spoken to him since.

Now girls I would love to tell you that Spanish is the exception to the rule but the facisnation with pictures is definitely a trend that is here to stay I have had various pictures sent to me and various pictures requested. Some try to put the size of their manhood into perspective for you which is nice of them! One sent me a picture with his manhood next to a sky remote. When they ask for the pictures also depends on the guy. Sometimes it’s the first thing they ask sometimes they wait a day or two or a few weeks but the time always comes. I am not against pictures but think maybe you should meet first as not really going to entice you into wanting to meet someone for a first date.