Friday, October 02, 2009

Hello, this is Kent Brockman. In sports news, the Dodgers are ending their season with a meaningless series against Colorado, since the Dodgers long ago clinched the division —

one moment, I'm getting a note from our producers —

What? You've got to be kidding. They lost three of four to the Pirates? And got swept by the Padres? What the hell is wrong with these ****ers? No, I won't watch my language. I don't care if we're still on the air —

Plea to Carlos Gonzalez: don't play particularly well against the Dodgers. Also, the Rockies can't go deep into the postseason, Aguilas need you, do you think Aguilas can win the championship with Plasencia and Rivas in the outfield?.

@Dusty - actually, it's not bad being in NW Arkansas... we get Royals, Cards, Rangers and Astros, plus no blackouts on MLBN or ESPN. So, we got a lot of baseball on TV w/o paying for extra innings. It's the time zone difference that sucks.

The d-line is in the house with sosg regular 'todd,' todd's soon to be honest woman, and the family deshiwlds. Who knew this game would be playoff level. Got here way early due to ticket issues. Love the tommy plaque...it's no tommy in carbonite though. But really.. What is?

Manny just has absolutely no idea what he's doing at the plate. There was an extremely hittable slider that he watched, then the rest just made him "look like a bitch," to paraphrase Samuel L. Jackson.