An 8-year-old girl asks her father, "Daddy,
what is sex?" The father is somewhat
surprised that she would ask such a
question. But, he reckons if she's old
enough to ask the question, then surely
she's old enough for a straight answer.
So, the father proceeds to tell his young
daughter all about the "birds and the bees."

After a brief explanation, the little girl
appears wide-eyed in disbelief. "By the way,
dear, why do you ask?" the father asks.
The little girl replies, "Mommy told me to tell
you that dinner would be ready in just a
couple of secs."

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