At the time, RZA was under the impression that the buyer wished to remain anonymous and Paddle 8 – the auction company that brokered the deal – didn’t reveal his identity either. But guess what? It turns out that the buyer was just waiting a couple of weeks for the reveal, because the buyer was none other than the biggest douchebag on the whole entire planet and wanted to milk it for ultimate annoyance factor.

Anyway, being the hip hedge fund manager he is, Shkreli of course wanted to own the only copy of a Wu Tang Record so just went out there and bought it for a cool $2million. Swell. This might be acceptable if he liked them, but he hasn’t even bothered listening to the record yet and only bought it for the (presumably) super cool status it grants him. In fact, he’s not a big fan at all and admits to only really likes one of their songs: C.R.E.A.M. – Cash Rules Everything Around Me.

FUCK OFF.

P.S. Shrkeli also revealed that he’s also bout Kurt Cobain’s VISA card, for the sole purpose of getting it out to pay for dinner when he’s with his friends (business colleagues, he obviously doesn’t have any real friends) so they collectively lose their shit.