Lady Gaga's 'Telephone' spoofed

​Monday morning already, eh? Here's a little comic relief to ease you into the workweek. "This is what happens when you combine Lady Gaga's 'Telephone' with 'The Office' and whatever drugs the crazy Double Rainbow guy was on," reads the description of this made-to-go-viral Gaga spoof. Check out the video and the full set of lyrics from the parody below, and remember: Gaga hits the Twin Cities August 30 and 31.

Hello hello girlfriend, no no I can't do a thingCuz I am stuck up in this f***ing office buildingWha-Wha-Wha-What did you say?What guy you gonna bring?Oh sh*t, I gotta go right nowMy boss is comingMy boss is comingMy boss is comingSorry gotta go,My f***ing boss is comingJust a weekvacation and I know where I would beParty in New DelhiWith our outsourced I.T.When I drink my second coffee,Get my energyIt will go right through meNow I'm kinda gassy.CHORUSStop callin', stop callin',I don't wanna work any morePassive aggressive micro managing manwhoreStop callin', stop callin',I don't wanna troubleshoot forThe customers who bought online from our web store.Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...Stop telephonin' me!Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...I'm busy!Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...Stop telephonin' me!Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...Can call all you want,but I'll put you on holdand you're not gonna reach my telephone!Out on break,With some birthday cake,and you're not gonna reach my telephone!x2All my boss' post-it noteswon't make me type no fastercheck my email fasterscan these files no fasterI should of worked from home in bedCause Michael Scott's my masterHarrassin like a bastardF*ck it - I'm gettin plasteredNot that I don't like my job,Just rather party.And I am sick and tiredof all this team buildingSometimes I feel likeI'm workin at Dunder Mifflin,Today I'm not doin no work'Cause I'll be dancin'.'Cause I'll be dancin'.and this ain't Scranton.Today I'm not doin' no work'Cause I'll be dancin.CHORUS