Funny Quotations from My Life in Ruins

My Life in Ruins is a romantic comedy film about a woman who travels around Greece and rediscovers her romantic side. The story begins by introducing Georgia, a travel guide who is going to take a group of tourists around Greece. Once there, the group gets into some hilarious situations. Directed by Donald Petrie. Starring Nia Vardalos ("My Big Fat Greek Wedding"), Richard Dreyfuss, Alexis Georgoulis, and Harland Williams.

My Life in Ruins is an amazing movie for anyone who wants to watch a romance film that's a bit different than the rest. Read some quotes from the movie My Life in Ruins below.

Georgia: A year ago I hit rock bottom. So I came here to reconnect with my soul.
Georgia: Hello and welcome to Greece. I am your tour guide. Whenever we stop you can leave whatever you need at the bus, cameras, sweaters, handbags, anything.
Woman: What about sweaters?
Georgia: I show tourists what they care nothing about. It pays lousy, I don't have any friends here, I haven't had sex in forever.
Poupi: Forever is a long time.
Georgia: You speak english?
Georgia: Anybody else?
[Everyone raises their hand]
Maria: By the way, Spiros eloped with that girl with no foot.
Georgia: [going through the mail] Excellent!
Georgia: Why?
Georgia: I'm being sarcastic.
Maria: You're not funny. Stop trying.
Georgia: Who's my new driver? Not Themio.
Maria: He's in jail. You got the substitute. Procopi.
Georgia: [as her come through the side door, with her back to him] The creepy, hairy, creepy guy?... He's right behind me, isn't he?
Georgia: Australians are the nicest people, but you can only understand about half of what they say.
Ken: Hey big fellow, how many bells have you got on the old dickory?
Big Al: [kinda shocked] What the hell is he saying?
Sue: Oh wake up, Australia. He wants to know what time it is.
Georgia: Kalimera, everyone. Kalimera. That's Greek for: Good Morning.
Irv: I'm Irv Giddeon, and I've come here to see as many ancient ruins as possible.
[looking Barnaby up and down]
Irv: And judging from your husband, the trip is already a success.
Georgia: Why does Nico always get the good group?
Maria: His evaluations don't say: Average.
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