Shoot someone? A psychopathic grinch maybe. I am not murderous about it but I absolutely hate the neon style led light strings that have become popular. The colors are not Christmassie, more gay ravie.

The worst part about these setups is the army of morons who heard about it on the news last night and half-park in the middle of the road so they can stare at your neighbour's lights, oblivious to the fact that people live here and may want to get home. Also, ambulances.

This is what happens when retards forget to grow up. Believe me, this is nothing compared to what some arseholes do to decorate. Thank goodness none of them live in my neighborhood. The decorations here are quite tasteful and low key.

My only problem with the people who do excessive Christmas displays is when they play music. Light's are one thing, but I shouldn't be able to hear your music in my house with all my doors and windows closed.

The same music played over and over and over again all night long. Now THAT makes me wanna get stabby.

If so, then guilty as charged. I used to shoot those things with a BB gun when I was a delinquent teenager. We also used to steal plastic Santas and Babby Jebuses, and place them in the middle of the street.

I wanted inflatable Christmas decorations this year but Carl said they're a waste of money - so we compromised.We now have a slutty choir of blow-up dolls on the lawn with their mouths wide open in mid-song- and Carl has an inflatable date for every month of the year. (I ain't putting out cuz of my incontinence issues.)

If so, then guilty as charged. I used to shoot those things with a BB gun when I was a delinquent teenager. We also used to steal plastic Santas and Babby Jebuses, and place them in the middle of the street.

I don't really like them. It irritates me that the HOA I live in complains when someone puts a shed in their backyard because someone can see it over the fence line (but you can only have a six foot high fence!) but Bubba's inflatable NASCAR Santa can sit like a trash-bag on his lawn from November to February.

However the people in this story are raising money for a good cause so I can't really complain about it.

donnyd:I feel like these inflatable decorations are the epitome of laziness. I always expect the homeowners to be fat ass hippo-people.

My neighbor had an inflatable santa a few years back. The pump didn't work so well and santa was always lying in the yard like a derelict. One of the neighborhood kids taped santa's hand around an empty Jack Daniels bottle. It was pretty hilarious. My neighbor decided to leave it as it was.