Kyle’s Parody: The Stinky, Stinky Cheese Man

The Stinky Stinky Cheese Man was like “A Ha Ha! I am the Stinky Stinky Cheese Man! You can’t catch me!” He runs up to a mouse and says “A Ha Ha! I runned away from a kid who is a little girl kid and a little boy kid and a dad and a mom”.

He runs into a chicken and he was like “A Ha Ha! I am the Stinky Stinky Cheese Man. I ran away from a girl kid and a boy kid and a mom and a dad and a mouse”.

Now he runs into the Chicken Licken story. And then he met up with Chicken Licken. “A Ha Ha! I am the Stinky Stinky Cheese Man. I runned from a girl kid and a boy kid and a mom and a dad and a mouse and Chicken Licken”.

Next he runs into the Tortoise and the Hare story. And he met up with the Tortoise and the Hare. “A Ha Ha! I am the Stinky Stinky Cheese Man. You can’t catch me! I runned away from a girl kid and a boy kid and a mom and a dad and a mouse and Chicken Licken”. The Tortoise and the Hare didn’t go after the Stinky Stinky Cheese Man.

“OK Stinky Stinky Cheese Man. Don’t run into any other stories except yours. I’m the Author” said Kyle. The Stinky Stinky Cheese Man says “OK. I’m going back into my own story. ”

And then he’s like “Hey, how am I going to get past this icky lake. There isn’t any bridges. And he met up with a hippo. The hippo said “I’ll swim you across”. Then the hippo said “What is that horrible smell?” Then he realized it was the Stinky Stinky Cheese Man. Then he threw him off his back and the Stinky Stinky Cheese Man came apart.

The End.

“No, it can’t be The End – I want enough time to be back together!”

“I’m the Author” says Kyle. “OK, not The End. I’ll let you just get back together.”

The Stinky Stinky Cheese Man gets back together.

The End.

About throwingmarshmallows

I am a homeschooling mom to two sweet, energetic boys although I am probably not exactly what you would expect (definitely NOT your stereotypical homeschooler, if there is really such a thing).
I support progressive political causes (yes, liberals can and do homeschool!) and I have found a spiritual home in the Unitarian Universalist Church.
I have no real idea of how I want to use this blog, but will probably focus on homeschooling, things that I am learning from my boys, personal thoughts and opinions and maybe some liberal politics thrown in, who knows!