Are you getting a bailout?

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Unless you're planning on receiving a bailout from Obama, you'd be wise to consider storing food to protect your family in this uncertain economy.

One of our Obamanomics Survival Kits will do the trick. We have packages for families of all sizes and budgets:

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$9,750 – The Walton's – Our top of the line family-size Obamanomics Survival Kit (based on genuine Great Depression-era favorites). Ten 55-gallon drums filled with enough dried food to support a family of 10 for two years. Generator and water purifier extra.

$2,995 – The DUNK (Double Unemployed, No Kids) – Our recommendation for the two-member over-mortgaged household experiencing "change". Two 55-gallon drums packed full of provisions to feed one plus a significant other for six months. Freeze-dried gourmet dogfood option extra.

$39.95 – The Brigham Young Budget Special – The addresses of two Mormon families in your zip code who store food.