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Monster Themed Fleshlights Prove That The World Is Out Of Control

Never let it be said that Americans aren't innovative. Henry Ford's Model T gave the world the first affordable automobile, the Wright Brothers showed us that human flight was possible, and Thomas Edison thought up an efficient light bulb design that is still the blueprint used today. Now, Fleshlight is joining the pantheon of great thinkers by unleashing a line of synthetic monster vaginas for the endless number of lonely horror fans.

According to Buzzfeed, there are four different varieties of horror vagina depending on what classic ghoul you most want to, for lack of a better term, "bond" with, including Dracula, cyborg, zombie, and Frankenstein. No matter which model you choose to drive your stake into, Fleshlight has seemingly gone to great lengths to provide a truly authentic experience for anyone looking to add a few scares to the bedroom.