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beau-jolly on "God signs for Huddersfield Town"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=66584#post-195203
Fri, 13 Sep 2013 12:50:33 +0000beau-jolly195203@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>When the transfer window re-opens is he likely to move in a mysterious way?</p>
<p>(Hey! Look at me pretending I know the first thing about soccerball.)
</p>Midfield Diamond on "God signs for Huddersfield Town"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=66584#post-195201
Fri, 13 Sep 2013 12:47:05 +0000Midfield Diamond195201@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Nah, he played for Brighton in the late 70s - My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord, He plays for Brighton &amp; Hove Albion and his name is Peter Ward ...</p>
<p>But some good lines, have some stars
</p>rogerg on "God signs for Huddersfield Town"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=66584#post-195152
Fri, 13 Sep 2013 07:32:50 +0000rogerg195152@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Surprised you didn't mention that God is a left footer.</p>
<p>Also notice a lot of cars around with the "No. 1 Fan" sticker in the back. How many number 1 fans are there? Where's the No. 2 fan? What about No. 3?
</p>Ironduke on "God signs for Huddersfield Town"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=66584#post-195126
Thu, 12 Sep 2013 21:34:08 +0000Ironduke195126@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Nice work. Aa a Huddersfield fan, maintaining a faith must be difficult. I think that God should have 'one hell of an engine' and 'a great first touch' too
</p>baron la croix on "God signs for Huddersfield Town"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=66584#post-195122
Thu, 12 Sep 2013 20:43:54 +0000baron la croix195122@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Struggling Championship side Huddersfield Town’s manager, Mark Robins, expressed his delight today at the form of their new signing God.</p>
<p>“He gets Himself into the most brilliant positions” said Robins, although admitting “He also gets into the most terrible positions at the same time. He seems to be everywhere”.</p>
<p>Town are unbeaten since God’s arrival, although both their wins have been somewhat fortunate after opponents Barnsley seemed to literally turn to stone in the last five minutes and former league leaders Blackpool, 2-1 up at the time, were struck by an attack of particularly nasty boils. Town eventually won 3-2 after God’s wayward free kick rebounded off a plague of locusts into the Blackpool net.</p>
<p>Robins played down rumours that God did not get on with star midfielder Abu Ben Hasseem, concentrating instead on the relationship he has with other players in the Town side. “Its almost telepathic” he enthused, “as if he knows what they are going to do before they do it.”</p>
<p>However Huddersfield fan, Jason Green was unimpressed, “It’s all very well signing God Almighty” he told the BBC 606 phone in “but what we really need is a 30 goals a season striker and creative midfielder.”
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