Yo wassup playas? I was surfin around youtube watchin some of the Olympics and how talented so many of these people are. Then all of a sudden, my youtube video started to get all ghetto and choppy on me and shit. So I rewinded the video. he video ended u being green and shit. And I was all like, "Word? This is happenin'? Okay, thats fine, I'll just exit out of this window." Then all of a sudden. Right when I was going to click the exit button, the screen fucks up then I see a blue screen and white letters. I was like, "OH SHIT! NIGGAS BE TRYIN T STEP UP!" So I puled out the plug on my computer. Now this is where the story gets interestin'. I plug my computer back in 5 seconds later, the compter boots up like normal. Then all of a sudden, some Jihad lookin' kats come in a popup video on my computer. And I was all like, "Word. Wassup playas? Praise Allah and all that. But are you the niggas who been messin' with my computer?" Then they said some of that ma Salladin and Allahu Ahkbar shiz. And I was all like, since I understand Arabi, "Word? You thought that my computer was Romney's computer? So you almost sabotaged my computer?" And they said in their Arabic tounge, "Word." So I was all like. "Well damn playa. That sounds pretty dope and dick like. But when you are tryin' to sabotage ROmeny, I can only help." So they were all like, "Naw, its cool. We don't want to give you more trouble then we have given you." And I was like, "Word." And they were like, "Word." And I said, "Peace out." and they said the same. Then all of a sudden, some CIA and NSA lookin' kats blow through my door. And I'm all like, "Yo, get the fuck out of my house nigga! Get a warrant and shit!" ANd then they were all like, "No dawg, Jihad cats been tryin' to sabotage Romney's computer. And we heard you were hit by mistake." And I was thinkin' that my Jihad friends didn't need any heat on them, so I was all like, "No dawg, you got it all wrong. I just got bluescreened and shit. Then it turned out my computer got filled with Arabic porn." They were all like, "Word. Peace then." Then they left my building. And that is EXACTLY what had happened.

SmarkiesGreek wrote:Yo wassup playas? I was surfin around youtube watchin some of the Olympics and how talented so many of these people are. Then all of a sudden, my youtube video started to get all ghetto and choppy on me and shit. So I rewinded the video. he video ended u being green and shit. And I was all like, "Word? This is happenin'? Okay, thats fine, I'll just exit out of this window." Then all of a sudden. Right when I was going to click the exit button, the screen fucks up then I see a blue screen and white letters. I was like, "OH SHIT! NIGGAS BE TRYIN T STEP UP!" So I puled out the plug on my computer. Now this is where the story gets interestin'. I plug my computer back in 5 seconds later, the compter boots up like normal. Then all of a sudden, some Jihad lookin' kats come in a popup video on my computer. And I was all like, "Word. Wassup playas? Praise Allah and all that. But are you the niggas who been messin' with my computer?" Then they said some of that ma Salladin and Allahu Ahkbar shiz. And I was all like, since I understand Arabi, "Word? You thought that my computer was Romney's computer? So you almost sabotaged my computer?" And they said in their Arabic tounge, "Word." So I was all like. "Well damn playa. That sounds pretty dope and dick like. But when you are tryin' to sabotage ROmeny, I can only help." So they were all like, "Naw, its cool. We don't want to give you more trouble then we have given you." And I was like, "Word." And they were like, "Word." And I said, "Peace out." and they said the same. Then all of a sudden, some CIA and NSA lookin' kats blow through my door. And I'm all like, "Yo, get the fuck out of my house nigga! Get a warrant and shit!" ANd then they were all like, "No dawg, Jihad cats been tryin' to sabotage Romney's computer. And we heard you were hit by mistake." And I was thinkin' that my Jihad friends didn't need any heat on them, so I was all like, "No dawg, you got it all wrong. I just got bluescreened and shit. Then it turned out my computer got filled with Arabic porn." They were all like, "Word. Peace then." Then they left my building. And that is EXACTLY what had happened.

First off, Speaking Negus doesn't make you cool; It makes you sound likea fucking retard (I bet you sag your pants). Secondly, You have just been hacked if the blue screen and cats part was true and your system files are slowly being corrupted and your computer deletes them not caring what they are; even if it kills itself. Its a loop in the computer and bests the process of elimination. Thirdly, Shut up. Okay? Every time I see you on here it is that fucking Negus language you are speaking and trying to sound cool and be a foruming badass but seriously, Shut the fuck up you motherfucking Negus.

I thought acting like this would be slightly fun. And it is for me. I do not find myself a badass on the forums. Though, you have every right to believe what you want. I am doing this for comic relief. And I definitley find it relieving to me. And it may be relieving some people as I act like an idiot on the internet.