Thursday, October 24, 2013

I want to talk about Channing Tatum...

Have you ever seen Channing Tatum act? For each of his films that I’ve accidentally
watched, I think I wished for death for the first 6 hours of the movie. What?
Movies are rarely longer than 2 hours? Well, you could have fooled me. Now you think I’ve just not seen the right
movies? Dude, I know them all: The one
where he danced. The one where he kissed a girl. The one where he grabbed a girl and gritted
out, “love me!” The one where he kissed a girl then grabbed her but didn't say
with his dead eyes, “love me!” The one
where he kissed a girl. The one where he
kissed that girl that should die b/c her existence and subsequent pairing with Channing Tatum made
me realize that life was a cruel joke. The
one where he kissed a girl that was Rachel McAdams and I still hated him. The one where he kissed another girl. And GI Joe.

I
hate him :(

P.s.
yes, I have seen him and I admit that I may
be the only heterosexual female in the entire world that does not find him
attractive... Yes, THAT Channing Tatum: