' However, instead of quickly shedding his uniform and diving into the ocean, the captain ordered his men to fire stale balls of cheese at the enemy, because, for some reason, they had more of those than ammunition.'

well okay, i can get that. who doesn't like a nice bit of cheese on a sailing trip?

'One of the cheeses improbably shattered the main mast of the enemy ship, killing men with cheese shrapnel and shredding their sails.'

wtf kind of cheese did they take with them? or did they dust off the one in the back of the pantry that cookie had forgotten about?

/last time i fired cheese out of an airgun it didn't blow through anything, but good god did it make a mess.

' However, instead of quickly shedding his uniform and diving into the ocean, the captain ordered his men to fire stale balls of cheese at the enemy, because, for some reason, they had more of those than ammunition.'

well okay, i can get that. who doesn't like a nice bit of cheese on a sailing trip?

'One of the cheeses improbably shattered the main mast of the enemy ship, killing men with cheese shrapnel and shredding their sails.'

wtf kind of cheese did they take with them? or did they dust off the one in the back of the pantry that cookie had forgotten about?

/last time i fired cheese out of an airgun it didn't blow through anything, but good god did it make a mess.

I'm going to have to believe that saying it was cheese was a euphemism. They ate the cheese. A lot of Cheese. It backed them up. THen they lined up on the gun deck, turned, dropped trou, and fired upon the enemy.

' However, instead of quickly shedding his uniform and diving into the ocean, the captain ordered his men to fire stale balls of cheese at the enemy, because, for some reason, they had more of those than ammunition.'

well okay, i can get that. who doesn't like a nice bit of cheese on a sailing trip?

'One of the cheeses improbably shattered the main mast of the enemy ship, killing men with cheese shrapnel and shredding their sails.'

wtf kind of cheese did they take with them? or did they dust off the one in the back of the pantry that cookie had forgotten about?

/last time i fired cheese out of an airgun it didn't blow through anything, but good god did it make a mess.

I'm going to have to believe that saying it was cheese was a euphemism. They ate the cheese. A lot of Cheese. It backed them up. THen they lined up on the gun deck, turned, dropped trou, and fired upon the enemy.

i dunno about you, but i never get explosive craps after eating cheese, no matter how much i eat.

Detective Foster: Yeah, and we're not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe.

Axel Foley: [mocking him] You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!" See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long

CSB: Some years back, a buddy of mine made a compressed-air spudlauncher using a suitable air tank, a ball valve, and a suitable length of 3" copper pipe. That thing could put some serious dents into thick steel plate, and, judging from the sort of steel used in 1970s-era Toyotas, it would probably punch holes into a WWII Japanese sub...

Fubegra:CSB: Some years back, a buddy of mine made a compressed-air spudlauncher using a suitable air tank, a ball valve, and a suitable length of 3" copper pipe. That thing could put some serious dents into thick steel plate, and, judging from the sort of steel used in 1970s-era Toyotas, it would probably punch holes into a WWII Japanese sub...

impressive considering how inefficient his system was. i like using the lower-pressure system based on the double-stage valving, myself. sufficient velocity that the potato explodes into starchy mist when it hits anything solid.