I have programmed this home node to send radioactive signals.... to corrupt your near-porcine genome! By reading this, you may have put ALL CURRENT AND FUTURE TELOPHASE IN YOUR BODY in jeopardy! Go ahead, explain that to the police, antlike nuisance!

Smile, Earthling. It's good for you. Enjoy the fresh air and chirping birds and atomic carnage. It's only life, my friend.TAKE MEDICINE AND DREAM OF MORE MEDICINE(before this day is over, you will beg me to kill you)