Caustic homosexual with a heart of gold. Super serious and increasingly vulnerable to silly moments as I age. Ask me about my love of carbs, singing anything and everything to myself as loud as possible and my intense adoration of all dogs. Looking for conversations that dig deep, genuine affection, deep friendship, and some damn good pizza.

“I hate small talk. I want to talk about atoms, death, aliens, sex, magic, intellect, the meaning of life, faraway galaxies, music that makes you feel different, memories, the lies you’ve told, your flaws, your favourite scents, your childhood, what keeps you up at night, your insecurities and fears. I like people with depth, who speak with emotion from a twisted mind.”

On a typical Friday night I am

With a friend or two.

You should message me if

the first thing you say to me is what honestly went through your mind while reading this profile. I shall brace myself.