I like it when people take websites such as this so seriously. Are you really analyzing these texts? My heavens, you all must be either single or making your mates FUCKING MISERABLE because you're such a bunch of sourpusses. Ugh.

8/8 2:34...You're sooooo RIGHT! It's all in good fun, you know? Don't get on these sites and read these things if you're just going to name call. Besides, do you think anyone really cares if you think he or she is a slut? GET OVER IT!