Won't you all join with me for just a moment to congratulate ChipNASA on this momentous occasion? On this day he enters in to the rarefied fraternity of The 100 Green Association of Fark. To be sure, a rather tawdry fraternity, the sort of fraternity often accused (but seldom convicted) of molesting their female party guests. The sort of fraternity that has every good intention of mowing the grass and slapping a coat of paint on the fraternity house but somehow always seems to get sidetracked by something shiny. The sort of fraternity given to tagging their Greek letters on the sides of building but often misspells them.

Well done, good sir, well done! Keep this up and you'll be in the 500 by November 2053!

Roman Moroni: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.

Old_Chief_Scott:Won't you all join with me for just a moment to congratulate ChipNASA on this momentous occasion? On this day he enters in to the rarefied fraternity of The 100 Green Association of Fark. To be sure, a rather tawdry fraternity, the sort of fraternity often accused (but seldom convicted) of molesting their female party guests. The sort of fraternity that has every good intention of mowing the grass and slapping a coat of paint on the fraternity house but somehow always seems to get sidetracked by something shiny. The sort of fraternity given to tagging their Greek letters on the sides of building but often misspells them.

Well done, good sir, well done! Keep this up and you'll be in the 500 by November 2053!

Actually, there was something newsworthy.There was an ice circle.Tomorrow, updates on the continuing search for ice circles.

It's pretty rare that we get anything happening up here that other cities would consider newsworthy. We get stories about 100 year old churches with three members, the current project a group of local third graders are working on, and the fact that it's thanksgiving on Thursday and we don't have snow on the ground yet in addition to rotating ice flows.