Query: Which meatbag is more fun to terminate: an Ewok or a Jawa?_________________
"I believe toys resonate with us as humans, we can hold them them, it's tactile, real! They are totems for our extended beliefs and imaginations. A fetish for ideas that hold as much interest and passion as old religious relics for some. We display them in our homes. They show who we are. They are signals for similar thinking people. A way we connect with each other...and I guess thats why I do toys. That connection." -Ashley Wood

Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 10:06 pm

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Salaris VornModerator

Joined: 02 Feb 2008Posts: 2335Location: New York, USA

Answer: That would obviously depend on the selected execution method Master.

Observation: Ewoks are much more favorable for flammable, low temperature burning improvised weapons as first their rather thick fur must be burned away before true suffering and death can occur.

Clarification: Ewoks, unlike Jawas, can not remove their flaming exterior thus flames become an enjoyable form of execution both for photo and audio receptors. Jawa flaming striptease however is not an enjoyable sight for the photoreceptors._________________

Addendum: My favoured method of terminating Ewoks is to have them jump off a cliff and, with this rather dastardly example of prime assassination protocols standing at the bottom of the cliff, use a short, wooden instrument to bat the descending Ewok, to see how far you can hit them. As seen in this game:

Penguin Baseball_________________I am a Star Wars fan. That doesn't mean that I hate or love Jar Jar. That doesn't mean I hate or love Lucas, or agree or disagree 100% with him. That doesn't mean I prefer the PT over the OT, or vice versa. That doesn't mean I hate the EU, or even love all of it (or even read all of it). These are not prerequisites. Being a man is not a prerequisite. Being a geek is not a prerequisite. The only prerequisite is that I love something about Star Wars. I am a Star Wars fan.

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 12:39 pm

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Darth SkuldrenModerator

Joined: 04 Feb 2008Posts: 6844Location: Missouri

Wistful: How I long to vanquish the undead with flamethower in one hand and boltcaster in the other. If only there were some Korriban zombies for me to execute my primary programming.

Query: Would a zombie be an undead meatbag?

Resolution: Now I really want to kill something, master._________________
"I believe toys resonate with us as humans, we can hold them them, it's tactile, real! They are totems for our extended beliefs and imaginations. A fetish for ideas that hold as much interest and passion as old religious relics for some. We display them in our homes. They show who we are. They are signals for similar thinking people. A way we connect with each other...and I guess thats why I do toys. That connection." -Ashley Wood

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 3:25 pm

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Lord Ree'diusMaster

Joined: 11 Apr 2011Posts: 700Location: The Unknown Regions

Statement: Decapitation programming optimal, Master. Let the rotting meatbags come!_________________"Strong you are with the dark side, young one. But not that strong.
Still much to learn, you have. Surrender, you should."

"You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view."

Observation: Ahh, the smell of burning, rotten meatbags in the morning. It smells like...victory._________________
"I believe toys resonate with us as humans, we can hold them them, it's tactile, real! They are totems for our extended beliefs and imaginations. A fetish for ideas that hold as much interest and passion as old religious relics for some. We display them in our homes. They show who we are. They are signals for similar thinking people. A way we connect with each other...and I guess thats why I do toys. That connection." -Ashley Wood