LAS VEGAS, NV — Six strippers at the Spearmint Rhino strip club in Las Vegas started martial arts classes Monday after bouncer Frank Mir appeared to fall asleep during an Ultimate Fighting Championships pay-per-view fight Saturday night. “God, did you see Frank?” said Peaches, 19. “I never knew he was so fat, I only saw him with his shirt on!” Heaven, 20, agreed. “I could have knocked him out in about round two. And he’s protecting us? No way am I leaving my body in that guy’s hands ever again. So to speak.” The girls enrolled in Ju-Jitsu Self Defense on Maryland Parkway. “Thank God we saw that fight,” Dallas, 18, said. “Otherwise we might be in big trouble next time some lecher gets out of hand!”