Of course we have to update this emblem. To get rid of the “choose” part, as apparently in elementary school it’s now a mandate not a choice. Sort of like contraception I guess. We really don’t want to leave important decisions like this in the hands of, well, ordinary citizens who don’t have access to the kind of unfounded wisdom that Lady M and Super Chef Sam Kass have.

Also, this just in: I’ve been advised that allegations against MyPlate.gov (aka MiPlato.gov) are about to be alleged (PS: THIS IS SATIRE!). This is just a case of another fake controversy drummed up by some crazy new right wing blogger (this time at Occupy White House Videos).

Great, just what we need. Another controversy that’s going to immerse us in a copyright and patent infringement lawsuit right in the middle of our WTF campaign. BTW, this new blog is doing some great video work, so scamper on over and take a gander at Occupy White House Videos world premier!

Butt I digress: you remember Chef Kass don’t you – the Wons’ private chef in Chicago who came to the Big White with them to ensure that the rest of America eats right? He’s been involved in Lady M’s No Child’s Fat Behind right from its start.

Kass has traveled the country to promote Michelle Obama's eat-right-and-exercise-more message, demonstrating along the way the pivotal role that he's come to play in helping establish policies that affect what millions of school kids consume each day and in trying to influence the American diet.

When Mrs. Obama was asked during a recent interview what was next for her "Let's Move" initiative, she quickly passed the question to Kass.

Chef Sam, like Lady M herself, is multi-faceted. he went from being one of People magazine's "most beautiful" People in 2009 to Fast Company's "most creative people in business" list in 2011. So don’t tell me he’s just a Food Icon.

One minute he's demonstrating how to make turkey lasagna with spinach on morning TV or chatting with Elmo about healthy school lunches, and the next he's discussing new standards to improve meals on military bases or working with Wal-Mart to reduce the sodium content in packaged foods.

"We're seeing real changes, both big and small, happening all over the country, and incredible partnerships and people stepping up in ways that we just never could have foreseen,"

New Olive Garden Meal

Tom Colicchio, New York restaurateur and co-host of Bravo's "Top Chef," says Kass' passion for healthy eating and knowledge of the issue make him a natural for his dual role.

"He knows this stuff inside out," Colicchio said. "It's not him latching on to some trend. He's taken the time to learn it and understand it.

Indeed, he’s taken the time to learn and understand how things work around here. And while he’s latched onto something, it’s definitely not the “trend.”

And one last item:

Now that I’m officially Occupying the Truth, I want to put the kibosh on yet another soon to be raging controversy: Lady M’s historic 16th vacation of our Occupation. According to a Glen “Instapundit” Reynolds report, Ann Althouse has opined that“You’d think with her husband’s reelection on the line, Michelle Obama would not go on another vacation.” Not an unreasonable opinion, if our historic reelection wasn’t in the bag, which it is. Just ask Bagdad Bob Gibbs.

Butt the bigger controversy is in Ann’s later statement, “You'd think they'd rein her in... or at least moderate the optics. What's going on? Are they super-confident of victory in November? Counting on our short memories? Or is getting Michelle away from the White House a big priority? ” No need to discuss the silliness of the second part: “or at least moderate the optics” since that’s MY job. Butt let’s deconstruct the rest of the statement and take the questions won by won: