SATURN'S FLEA COLLARSaturn's Flea
Collaris not just another band! They are the rootinest,tootinest,
insecticide whiffin', extra-terrestrial feline power trio to disinfect the
fetid, festering "X Generation" music thang. Born outta the ashes of
Victims Family, Larry and Ralf decided to hook up with some guy named
Jason and mix up a musical concoction that stuns and amazes. Knowing that
words cannot describe sounds, Alternative Tentacles will now attempt the
impossible...

Saturn's Flea
Collar'sdebut full-length, Monosyllabic, is an exotic melange of
furry shorts, catch phrases, buzz words, tape loops, blistering volume, too
many notes and way too many effects. before you know it, you'll be
singin' along to these musical gems about everyday occurrences that never
happen and jingles for products that don't exist. Let's just say SFC
are like a flea bomb, stinkin' up the house of rock (overrun with jangly,
whining parasites on it's furry hindquarters like a gnat on the back of the
working class peoples - hallalooya brothers and sisters!). With songs like,
"Don't Fuck With The Guy Who Makes Your Food," "The Gas Bill And Love," it's
a straightedge psychedelic nightmare!

Take
the weirdest Victims Family had to offer, puree, gently fold in a
yolk, stretch to activate and voila! You've got an effective floor wax and a
dessert topping in one! SFC truly deliver the goods for dissatisfied
21st-century lifestyle consumers! Saturn's Flea Collar... now how
much would you pay? Fifteen dollars? Twenty dollars? Wait! There's more!

"You guys are tight!" - Some Guy Who walked Into The Studio By Accident

* Note: We regret to inform the general populace that
the artists formerly known as Saturn's Flea Collar have gone on to
greener pastures. It is our duty to inform you as well, that Larry and Ralf
started the Hellworms (on Alternative Tentacles), and then decided to re-launch Victim's Family.
What comes around, goes around, I guess!