Is there a petition I can sign? Some sort of "Win and Shave Korny's Friggin' Head" raffle I can buy a ticket for?

Now, honestly, Tony isn't a pretty man. But his hair makes him look like there is something "wrong" with him. The Crypt Keeper had better hair.

I don't care for him as a broadcaster to begin with, but at least I only have to listen to his rambling commentation. On PTI I have to actually LOOK at him. Someone please tell me I'm not the only one? Sorry, Kornheiser-nation.

Don't bash Kornheiser too much. Get rid of him and they might bring Dennis Miller back.

"So what's absolutely amazing about WWI is that the leaders of all the countries involved were related! It's like a thanksgiving dinner gone especially wrong! On one hand you've got Kaiser Wilhelm refusing to pass the gravy to Czar Nicholas the II...and...etc...and so on...oh, and the Eagles have scored three unanswered touchdowns while I was talking."

Go teach a modern history class at the community college or shut the hell up. Whoever the hell picks the MNF color guys needs to lose his job.

Don't bash Kornheiser too much. Get rid of him and they might bring Dennis Miller back.

"So what's absolutely amazing about WWI is that the leaders of all the countries involved were related! It's like a thanksgiving dinner gone especially wrong! On one hand you've got Kaiser Wilhelm refusing to pass the gravy to Czar Nicholas the II...and...etc...and so on...oh, and the Eagles have scored three unanswered touchdowns while I was talking."

Go teach a modern history class at the community college or shut the hell up. Whoever the hell picks the MNF color guys needs to lose his job.

yea seriously. dennis miller sucked balls.

i hate that dude jim rome the most on espn. hes angry just for the sake of angriness