August 2007

August 15, 2007

I have a pink problem. It started innocently enough with a pair of pants with pink pinstripes, but then I bought a couple of shirts to go with them and discovered the undeniable fact that I look great in pink. Now I find myself today sporting said pants, a pink shirt, pink toenails, a pink backpack, and a pink ipod. What. The. Hell?!

Just because I have two african-american friends named Kobe does not mean that the beef of the same name comes from Africa. It comes from Japan. Yes, I know, take a moment to absorb that I'm not only that ignorant, I'm willing to admit it. It's all for you my friends, it's about education.

Ativan has the same effect on your brain as alcohol, which is why it is used to treat alcohol detox symptoms.

It is not necessary to rinse your dishes before putting them in the dishwasher if you run it regularly. Modern dishwashers will get most dishes clean without rinsing them, so rinsing just wastes water. (You would want to get the major particles off though.) I KNOW, RIGHT?!

"Plum smugglers" refers to tight shorts worn by a man. Of course, doesn't smuggling imply discretion? And isn't a man in tight shorts really the antithesis of discretion? But then again the title of this post doesn't read "Things I Have Understood Recently."