Number Ones Crush Defenseless Underdogs

It’s a historic, revolutionary year in the NCAA tournament! Never before has it happened! The Final Four is all number-one seeds! Ugh.

Rooting for all favorites seems a bit like rooting for China against Tibet, so I’m going to continue to keep this Davidson Wildcats image up in honor of the tourney’s best underdogs, the insurgent Tibetan monks of college basketball who were crushed by the Maoist nationalist oppressors, the Kansas Jayhawks. Well, maybe the comparison is a stretch. Maybe it’s just sour grapes. I had Georgetown.

Congratulations then to those of you that predicted this triumph of the party machine, the historic fulfillment of expectations: Ben Cramer, Josh Dean, Mike Stevens, and Dan O’Hara.

**Alert! These are the revised scores. I scored everyone’s picks now, and corrected some mistakes.