Hello, I am FREEDO--In case you've spent your entire time reading my posts without ever looking at my username. I have been a member here for a time that is long and it gives me lots credentials n stuff. The point is, I'm very important.

I am announcing that I will NOT be running for president of DDO. But you should vote for me anyway because it would be funny. Remember, my name is FREEDO. But on the ballots you can spell that i-n-n-o-m-e-n.

We will fight to restore virtues and puppies and kfc and stuff that is good and stuff. Please consider voting for positive changes that are positive. Vote for FREEDO by writing Innomen on your ballot!

I AM THE CHOSEN ONE
I AM THE GRAND POOBAH OF DDO
I AM THE BOOGIE MAN
I AM THE REAL LIFE SANTA CLAUSE
I AM THE PARADOXICAL ZEBRA PRANCING THROUGH THE GRASSY PLANES YOUR COGNITIVE EXPERIENCE
I AM THE REINCARNATION OF THE DEAD DREAMS OF HUMANITY
I AM THE DISH WHO RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON
I am your friend.

Internet Missing Person Alert: Angsty teen with daddy issues who is a failed horse rapist and also may be a cross-dresser. If spotted, please contact your local animal control or whatever disease-control organization is close by so they may return the species back to its garbage container habitat.

At 2/25/2012 7:44:38 PM, FREEDO wrote:Hello, I am FREEDO--In case you've spent your entire time reading my posts without ever looking at my username. I have been a member here for a time that is long and it gives me lots credentials n stuff. The point is, I'm very important.

I am announcing that I will NOT be running for president of DDO. But you should vote for me anyway because it would be funny. Remember, my name is FREEDO. But on the ballots you can spell that i-n-n-o-m-e-n.

Internet Missing Person Alert: Angsty teen with daddy issues who is a failed horse rapist and also may be a cross-dresser. If spotted, please contact your local animal control or whatever disease-control organization is close by so they may return the species back to its garbage container habitat.

By the way, you can join my political party, The Anarcho-Fascist-Apathetic Paratheo-Anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric Debate-Dot-Orgian Party Partying Party Party Party (Which already controls DDO behind the scenes) by completing this ritual:

*Hooded priests arrange around [insert name or holy name] in a pentagon.

All the priests, besides myself in-front, assume a squatting position.

[name] is forced to take off their close. (This is so we know they're human)*

I begin to recite the rite:

"I, FREEDO, The Doctor Felix Von Eblum Wigenkraft, ordained high-priest-guru-rabbi-president of The Anarcho-Fascist-Apathetic Paratheo-Anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric Debate-Dot-Orgian Party Partying Party Party Party, with the Authority invested in me by the Office of the Polyfather, The House of the Rising Podge, Head Temple, The Legion of Dynamic Discord, The Illuminati, The Foot Fetish Liberation Front, The John Dillinger Died For You Society, and Eris herself, Goddess of Chaos and Confusion; Do herewith Require of Ye:

ARE YE A HUMAN BEING AND NOT A CABBAGE OR SOMETHING?(reply with "yes")

THAT'S TOO BAD. DO YE WISH TO BETTER THYSELF?(reply with "yes")

HOW STUPID. ARE YE WILLING TO BECOME PHILOSOPHICALLY ILLUMINIZED?(reply with "yes")

VERY FUNNY. WILL YE DEDICATE YESELF TO THE HOLEY ERISIAN MOVEMENT?(reply with whatever you want)

THEN SWEAR YE THE FOLLOWING AFTER ME:"Before the Goddess Eris, I, [name], do herewith declare myself a servant and pope in the The Anarcho-Fascist-Apathetic Paratheo-Anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric Debate-Dot-Orgian Party Partying Party Party Party.Hail Hail Hail Hail Hail Eris Eris Eris Eris ErisAll Hail Discordia! "

*After you have replied properly in the ceremony, all priests rejoice greatly and pass around the bong, after which things degenerate even further*

I AM THE CHOSEN ONE
I AM THE GRAND POOBAH OF DDO
I AM THE BOOGIE MAN
I AM THE REAL LIFE SANTA CLAUSE
I AM THE PARADOXICAL ZEBRA PRANCING THROUGH THE GRASSY PLANES YOUR COGNITIVE EXPERIENCE
I AM THE REINCARNATION OF THE DEAD DREAMS OF HUMANITY
I AM THE DISH WHO RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON
I am your friend.

I AM THE CHOSEN ONE
I AM THE GRAND POOBAH OF DDO
I AM THE BOOGIE MAN
I AM THE REAL LIFE SANTA CLAUSE
I AM THE PARADOXICAL ZEBRA PRANCING THROUGH THE GRASSY PLANES YOUR COGNITIVE EXPERIENCE
I AM THE REINCARNATION OF THE DEAD DREAMS OF HUMANITY
I AM THE DISH WHO RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON
I am your friend.

I'm sorry, you must state your question in the form of twenty three amphibians.

I AM THE CHOSEN ONE
I AM THE GRAND POOBAH OF DDO
I AM THE BOOGIE MAN
I AM THE REAL LIFE SANTA CLAUSE
I AM THE PARADOXICAL ZEBRA PRANCING THROUGH THE GRASSY PLANES YOUR COGNITIVE EXPERIENCE
I AM THE REINCARNATION OF THE DEAD DREAMS OF HUMANITY
I AM THE DISH WHO RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON
I am your friend.

As much as I would like to have Inno as Prez, I can't disobey his wishes and vote for him; it's not going to count, anyway.

That's why I'm shallowly disguising it as voting for me. Or is it the other way around? hehe

I AM THE CHOSEN ONE
I AM THE GRAND POOBAH OF DDO
I AM THE BOOGIE MAN
I AM THE REAL LIFE SANTA CLAUSE
I AM THE PARADOXICAL ZEBRA PRANCING THROUGH THE GRASSY PLANES YOUR COGNITIVE EXPERIENCE
I AM THE REINCARNATION OF THE DEAD DREAMS OF HUMANITY
I AM THE DISH WHO RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON
I am your friend.

I AM THE CHOSEN ONE
I AM THE GRAND POOBAH OF DDO
I AM THE BOOGIE MAN
I AM THE REAL LIFE SANTA CLAUSE
I AM THE PARADOXICAL ZEBRA PRANCING THROUGH THE GRASSY PLANES YOUR COGNITIVE EXPERIENCE
I AM THE REINCARNATION OF THE DEAD DREAMS OF HUMANITY
I AM THE DISH WHO RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON
I am your friend.

I AM THE CHOSEN ONE
I AM THE GRAND POOBAH OF DDO
I AM THE BOOGIE MAN
I AM THE REAL LIFE SANTA CLAUSE
I AM THE PARADOXICAL ZEBRA PRANCING THROUGH THE GRASSY PLANES YOUR COGNITIVE EXPERIENCE
I AM THE REINCARNATION OF THE DEAD DREAMS OF HUMANITY
I AM THE DISH WHO RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON
I am your friend.

I'm sorry, you must state your question in the form of twenty three amphibians.

nice.

It's funny because I actually have a meaning behind that and many other seemingly nonsensical statements I make...BUT NOBODY GETS IT. AHAHAHAHA

I AM THE CHOSEN ONE
I AM THE GRAND POOBAH OF DDO
I AM THE BOOGIE MAN
I AM THE REAL LIFE SANTA CLAUSE
I AM THE PARADOXICAL ZEBRA PRANCING THROUGH THE GRASSY PLANES YOUR COGNITIVE EXPERIENCE
I AM THE REINCARNATION OF THE DEAD DREAMS OF HUMANITY
I AM THE DISH WHO RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON
I am your friend.

At 2/25/2012 8:25:27 PM, 000ike wrote:if no one gets it, then what meaning does it have?

If no one means it, then what getting does it have?

I AM THE CHOSEN ONE
I AM THE GRAND POOBAH OF DDO
I AM THE BOOGIE MAN
I AM THE REAL LIFE SANTA CLAUSE
I AM THE PARADOXICAL ZEBRA PRANCING THROUGH THE GRASSY PLANES YOUR COGNITIVE EXPERIENCE
I AM THE REINCARNATION OF THE DEAD DREAMS OF HUMANITY
I AM THE DISH WHO RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON
I am your friend.

Internet Missing Person Alert: Angsty teen with daddy issues who is a failed horse rapist and also may be a cross-dresser. If spotted, please contact your local animal control or whatever disease-control organization is close by so they may return the species back to its garbage container habitat.

At 2/25/2012 8:04:58 PM, FREEDO wrote:By the way, you can join my political party, The Anarcho-Fascist-Apathetic Paratheo-Anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric Debate-Dot-Orgian Party Partying Party Party Party (Which already controls DDO behind the scenes) by completing this ritual:

*Hooded priests arrange around [insert name or holy name] in a pentagon.

All the priests, besides myself in-front, assume a squatting position.

[name] is forced to take off their close. (This is so we know they're human)*

I begin to recite the rite:

"I, FREEDO, The Doctor Felix Von Eblum Wigenkraft, ordained high-priest-guru-rabbi-president of The Anarcho-Fascist-Apathetic Paratheo-Anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric Debate-Dot-Orgian Party Partying Party Party Party, with the Authority invested in me by the Office of the Polyfather, The House of the Rising Podge, Head Temple, The Legion of Dynamic Discord, The Illuminati, The Foot Fetish Liberation Front, The John Dillinger Died For You Society, and Eris herself, Goddess of Chaos and Confusion; Do herewith Require of Ye:

ARE YE A HUMAN BEING AND NOT A CABBAGE OR SOMETHING?(reply with "yes")

THAT'S TOO BAD. DO YE WISH TO BETTER THYSELF?(reply with "yes")

HOW STUPID. ARE YE WILLING TO BECOME PHILOSOPHICALLY ILLUMINIZED?(reply with "yes")

VERY FUNNY. WILL YE DEDICATE YESELF TO THE HOLEY ERISIAN MOVEMENT?(reply with whatever you want)

THEN SWEAR YE THE FOLLOWING AFTER ME:"Before the Goddess Eris, I, [name], do herewith declare myself a servant and pope in the The Anarcho-Fascist-Apathetic Paratheo-Anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric Debate-Dot-Orgian Party Partying Party Party Party.Hail Hail Hail Hail Hail Eris Eris Eris Eris ErisAll Hail Discordia! "

*After you have replied properly in the ceremony, all priests rejoice greatly and pass around the bong, after which things degenerate even further*

Ah, so that was you performing my acceptance ritual at Kappa Beta Phi. To tell the truth, I felt a little uncomfortable when you showed me the secret 'hand'shake(I still insist that wasn't my hand, and that wasn't your foot either)