Sign of the times

Apparently, the Wells Fargo branch around the corner from my home gets robbed so often that police investigators have their own permanently reserved parking space out front.

Clearly the robbers are thinking green while the bank is not.

Clearly the robbers are thinking green while the bank is not. When there’s a Clarion right next door, why expend fossil fuels and increase response times by making the cops drive? Why not rent them a room instead? Then they could walk or bike to work.