-One of his previous dogs was euthanized because she wasn't spayed and developed an infection in its uterus
-When he adopted the dog in this story he put up a "Just Married" sign on the back of his car
-He put up flyers for a dog-walking service and at least one of his customers suspects he raped their dog

Monkey NapoleonI'm not defending bestiality, but the subtext I took from this story is kind of awful. Like, why not just make animal cruelty a felony? Is it really only monocle-popping when animal abuse involves pumping butts? Does a dog *really* care about the differences between different types of suffering?

pastorofmuppetsIt would probably make more sense if there was a registry and before you move in somewhere the landlord is legally obliged to tell you if there are any dogfuckers in the building.

TheOtherCapnSI would think because enslaving, shooting, killing, eating, and wearing the dead carcasses of animals are all things that utilize the animal in a productive way, and the vast majority of people are totally okay with using animals for food and goods since humans have been doing it for millennia.

Raping animals on the other hand not only produces nothing of value (aside from the personal sexual gratification of the animal rapist), but it is a big red flag whenever a person gets sexual gratification from unwilling participants (i.e. the person likes raping).

It's pretty easy to understand.

FABIOVanilla animal abuse is also a big red flag and that usually isn't a felony.

Both kinds should be, I'm saying.

dairyqueenlatifahOne could partially use the same argument against homosex and sex with contraception.