We can't imagine the lovely Taylor Swift getting to that point of inebriation where one's phone becomes a toxic jumble of awkward situations…

But hey, girl is human AND of age AND has some of Hollywood's most famous A-Listers in her phone, including Gwyneth Paltrow!

During a recent interview, the REDsongbird was asked WHO the best celeb in her phone is, to which Taylor replied:

"I have friends from all fields — people who are in school, actresses and singers. It’s surprising how we don’t talk shop. You’d think we’d get together and discuss the stresses of fame but we actually just talk about boys like all the other girls. We don’t run through each other’s scripts or compare set lists.

[BUT the most famous person is] Gwyneth Paltrow. But it means I have a strict rule that I don’t have my phone on me when I drink!"

HA!!!

Oh Tay, could you BE any more candid and charming?!

During the same interview Lady Tay also revealed why she abstains from living by the old, demeaning motto of "sex sells" and why she does not depend on skimpy outfits to guaruntee her popularity.

Taylor expressed:

"I don’t really take my clothes off because I don’t think I can pull it off. Also, most people are only going to focus on one or two things about you — I want that to be that I write my own songs, not that I have great abs."

Giiirrrl you are the BEST kind of celebrity who stays true to herself while still understanding the influence she has on people! We couldn't be MORE smitten with you, OR you brand new, already #1 albumRED!

You are already SUCH a lady… we can't wait to see the woman you become!

"My metabolism actually changed like crazy this year. I have Hashimoto's disease. It's a thyroid disease, and it's now been two years since taking the medication for it, so for the VS show I didn't want to lose any more weight, I just want to have muscles in the right place, and if my butt can get a little perkier, then that's good."