Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

hahahahha, i guess i'm ok with groping. i just feel bad because i starfish the bed and toss and turn a lot. i like all the pillows and comforters wrapped up in between my legs and arms and such. i also sometimes start screaming in my sleep. maybe i'm the problem.

Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome

It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

That is when I know I am really into someone, when I can actually sleep next to him without wanting to chew my arm off to escape. Although, he has to be fully aware that I get the space closest to the door, just in case I need an escape route.

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47

hahahahha, i guess i'm ok with groping. i just feel bad because i starfish the bed and toss and turn a lot. i like all the pillows and comforters wrapped up in between my legs and arms and such. i also sometimes start screaming in my sleep. maybe i'm the problem.

ME TOO!!!! Except that screaming part, I don't do that.

Originally Posted by involvelemons

Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.

Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL

I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

Originally Posted by locachica73

That is when I know I am really into someone, when I can actually sleep next to him without wanting to chew my arm off to escape. Although, he has to be fully aware that I get the space closest to the door, just in case I need an escape route.

yeah, the guy i lived with was the only person i was ever able to get a good night's sleep with, but that took months of living together. i'm the opposite, i want the spot away from the door in case someone comes into shoot up the place so i can roll off the bed and use it as a shield. because my psychotic ass thinks about shit like that whenever i'm in new space.

Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome

It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

I have never allowed a pet to sleep in my bed. I can't stand breathing animal hair, especially while I sleep. I won't even let my roommates cat sleep in my closet because that is where I keep my spare blankets and sheets. I am kind of a bitch where pets are concerned.

Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

I don't want to have to climb over someone if I start to panic (or need to pee).

Nick and I do synchronized sleeping. I can't stand to breath anyone elses air so once one rolls the other just automatically rolls, that way we are never facing each other.

We do the same thing, always have our backs to eachother unless we're spooning. The dogs can be on the bed if they want, they just stay at the foot. We tend to be restless sleepers so they usually get sick of us tossing and turning and move to the floor.

Originally Posted by M Sparks

It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.