The other day I walked into a public restroom and thought, “Wow. It smells like vanilla poop in here! Someone must be eating a lot of ice cream!” Then I realized that vanilla-smelling poop was not physically possible. I was smelling a layer of room spray on TOP of the poop. Panel #3 is what happened to me!

Snooty? Maybe (99% of the people in my city has awful taste anyway). But classical music? Not really. More like classic rock to me. I mean, Bach and Beethoven can be badass, but so are Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath.