New Innerform showroom now open in Heaton Chapel

Dearest World,
We are pleased to announce the birth of our new "bella bambino", the new Innerform showroom in Heaton Chapel, Stockport, England. She was hard work to conceive (lots of long hot thoughtful nights), then a long gestation period in the designer womb, she even had the cheek to be overdue (long days walking the floors waiting for tradesmen), but what a beauty when she arrived.
Our bambino awaits a little bit of tenderness to smarten up her birthing suite, and with a little bit of dressing she'll be ready for all the world to see. Please come and visit her, she's quite happy to be prodded, poked, pulled and caressed all over, she's a good solid baby with Italian blood in her interior and a solid outer Dutch skin. We promise to make any visitors a nice hot drink to refresh you after your journey.
Our bambino is going to be a child prodigy, dispensing interior design advice and becoming a world authority on designing beautiful Italian kitchens. With frequent excretions she appreciates the simplicity of good bathroom design. She's a good sleeper, already in her own bedroom and she delights everyone with her play in the living room. She'll soon establish herself as the oracle of cool living.
Please View, Like or Subscribe to our bambino's new YouTube channel youtube.com/innerformuk for further bella bambino videos and announcements as the bella grows.
We welcome all suggestions for names and suitors for future partners.
The Proud Innerform Parents
www.innerform.com