Mom’s Sexcapades Prompt Teen to Dial 911

by Liz Langley

Maybe some soundproofing is in order?

So, how does it make you feel to hear other people have sex?

We’ve all been there. It can be irritating (especially if you’re not getting any at the moment) or hilarious (especially if you know the people). Unfortunately for one Panama City, FL teen, it was so horrifying she called 911.

Well, we might be that grossed out, too, if the person on the other side of the wall was our mom.

If there is a universal truth, it is that no one wants to think about their parents having sex. So when the aforementioned 15 year-old girl heard her mom and her mom’s boyfriend going at it at 4 a.m., she called the police, says The Smoking Gun. The girl told dispatch she “felt disrespected” and asked to be taken to a local Christian children’s shelter.

The mother was apologetic when police arrived, saying she didn't mean to wake her daughter. And since “it was almost time for school,” the teen decided to stay home rather than go to the children’s shelter.

We’ve never been to a Christian children’s shelter but we bet dollars to donuts that within a day or two she’d probably want to just come home … and resignedly stop by Walgreens on the way for a set of ear plugs.