I don’t need no hook…

Younger Classmate: I don’t know… what is it called… ri-ko-ketting?Class in Unison: Ricocheting.

Is this for real? Was she serious? She was of foreign origin, so she gets a pass. Next time she will go directly to jail; do not pass go and do not collect $200.

I’m doing my best to keep a low key weekend. I haven’t had good rest in a while. It’s serious too. 3 out of 5 days this week my left eye has been twitching. Someone suggested eating a banana. Didn’t help.

The world is just a crazy place man…

TRAGEDIES OF THE WEEK.

This girl is all on my TV screen with that backwards B on her face. Now let’s stop and think about this for a minute. If I carve your face, why would I write a mirror image of what I see? I wouldn’t. They should have known that ham did it herself. Clue number one and a BIG one at that!

JHud’s mother and brother found murdered. This is just sad and I can’t even elaborate on how tired I am of these reckless, violent crimes.

Somebody ditched B.Scott. Now if you know me, then you know I love B.Scott. How the hell is somebody gonna walk away from B.Scott? Answer me that! If B.Scott can’t get no d then I have no chance in hell. It is truly a recession. Another thing: B’s video JanetJackson video is making me step my game up!

Halle Berry pressed the enter key to turn on a computer that is a multi-network system with >7 monitors. WTH Halle Berry. Well… it is Swordfish. John Travolta, you need a new lacefront.