Yesterday, we exposed the bizarre and exploitative in-app purchases at the heart of Square Enix's new iOS action game Final Fantasy: All the Bravest.

We detailed the game's expensive world tickets, endless instant revivals, and a shop where you can buy a random character at 69p / 99c a pop.

And that's to say nothing of its tiresome gameplay, which requires no skill, thought, or even concentration.

Needless to say: don't buy this abomination.

Party people

By abstaining from this particular FF party, however, you will be missing out on something that would make any Final Fantasy fan go weak at the knees: your favourite FF hero stylised as a Final Fantasy VI sprite.

But, we'll save you the cash, the heartache, and the legwork.

Here, then, are all 35 of the Final Fantasy: All the Bravest premium characters in their 16-bit glory. Yep, we just saved you about £30.