To Boldly Video ...

"This evening, all of you bleeding hearts... why don't just go ahead and hug yourself for the next 20 minutes or so, because there's a really good chance you're gonna be offended," - Capt. Owen Honors, commander of aircraft carrier Enterprise.

I cannot say I am shocked, shocked by the raunchy videos. But he's gotta go.

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