Happy Non-Mother Day!

Today is a day for the celebration of not being a mother; a dayto celebrate all those close calls, sneaky suspicions, and pregnancy tests,which never came true, this year. A day to celebrate the regular taking ofbirth control pills, the continued use of condoms, the IUD and all methods ofpregnancy prevention that have worked all year long. Today, we celebrate not changingdiapers, not paying childcare, and saving money for somebody else’s college. Today,we celebrate sleeping, because we are not feeding, worrying and planning for ourchildren. Today, we celebrate not being ready to be a parent yet and knowingit! Today, is the first Monday after every Mother’s day!