Don't waste time with cluttered apps. Why sift through other team's crap when we have the goods right here? Get Scores, Roster, Schedule, and more. We even tried to throw in a beer koozie but Apple wouldn't approve it.

So next time you wolf down that greasy Chipotle goodness, remember no app can cure stomach cramps, but Pro Gridiron Fan beats the hell out of Maxim. You'll thank us when your schooling your friends come tailgate time.

First off, I'd like to apologize to all the boring chick-flicks, weddings, church sermons, and children's plays. We didn't mean to make the perfect football app. I almost feel bad for distracting peeps, but then I remember what really matters: Football.

So hide your iPhone in the program and pretend to follow along. Oh, and here's a freebeezy: if your team is losing, let out a few tears. It sells the illusion AND you'll feel better. Trust me, I'm a Husker Fan.

Big Omaha was radical, creative, and outright inspiring! The conference was a mash-up for my mind. The speakers dissected and retuned my brain to the new technological revolution. I’ve been to a few conferences before and usually try to avoid them because, let’s face it, I can sleep at home. This was different...

One pinky. That's all it takes to use Final Madness. If you're a one-armed man with no legs, you can still operate this app. Get live updates and stats no matter where you are. Be the first to know who's advanced and keep your other fingers rested and ready for what really matters - communicating obscene gestures to the ref.