Wednesday, February 3, 2010

{after I heard Kris say, "If you step on her with just one foot it won't hurt."}

Cate, we don't eat glue.

{after I saw Cate attempting to make a glue stick part of her mid-morning snack}

How are you going to go pee with your roller blades on?

{after Kris refused to take his roller blades off to go to the bathroom}

You're not Hansel and Gretel.

{after I saw Danny walking around dropping fishy crackers on the carpet for Cate to pick up}

Why did you pee on the chair?

{after I saw Danny bottomless on the chair in his room, sitting next to a big wet spot}

He had woken up way too early this morning. I ignored him, hoping he'd just play with toys until the sun came up. I was busy savoring a few more minutes in my warm cozy bed. Serves me right. He needed to pee. I guess it made perfect sense to him to remove his night time pull-up and just pee on the chair.