Lil’ Kim, Queen of the Dead

Brian B.Dot Miller:Switching gears, you’ve been publicly unsupportive of Notorious. If Biggie were alive, do you think he would’ve been pleased with the film?

Lil’ Kim:I’m a very spiritual person and he’s come to me many of times in my dreams. But, I don’t think he’s happy at all, at all! Because Ms. Wallace doesn’t know Biggie at all and she barley knows Christopher, if you know what I mean. At all! And I was around. Even before he blew up so crazy, so I know how he felt about his mom. And Biggie was so much more than what they put him out to be in that movie. And to be honest with you, I know for a fact he’s not happy. He’s not satisfied at all. At all. And regardless of the fact, everybody who is involved in this movie, he has love for. Everybody. But at the end of the day, he knows who’s who and what’s what. Believe that. And let me tell you something, the way he’s feeling is going to come out. Like, trust me. Everything is going to come out later. You’re going to see who he really loved and the ones that’s standing up for him the right way is the ones representing him the right way.

BM: At this point, do you think he’d want you to reconcile with Lil’ Cease?

LK: I think after what Cease did, no. I’m going to tell you what my spiritual connection from Biggie is telling me, “Don’t look back, just do you” and that’s why my success is right here for me. I’m moving in a very positive direction, I don’t care what nobody say. They can have all the negativity and all the bull. Biggie said “Don’t look back. Forget Cease, forget all of them because they going to be sorry. Cause what they did was wrong” and he knows it. -Excerpt from interview on RapRadar.com

“I had a dream,” she said. “’Bout what,” I said. “’Bout B.I.G.,” she said. “That’s big,” I said.

I could have sworn we’d gotten this routine before at the beginning of another Biggie hanger-on’s album. Damn. If only I could remember the rapster... or the name of that LP… A sequel of some kind, I think.

So, Lil’ Kim has not only been dip’d by the ankle into a mythical river of plastic and silicone, but she’s also been granted clairvoyance by the Laconian demigod Persephone. Obviously, with her new-found gift, she turns to the most insightful entity possible.

You’re not alone in wondering how long the Queen Bee’s been communicating with The Notorious One and on what other important matters she’s been advised. As soon as I discovered that Kimmy had otherworldly connections, I pondered where along the line Biggie counseled Ms. Jones on the following matters:

-Carving at her own face, creating a human crack-o-lantern.

-Collaborating with and fucking Ray-J

-Woefully mishandling covering for a homie under oath

-Turning Japanese

The gods—clearly having given Biggie the power to communicate with the living, as exhibited by Kim’s account and Jay-Z’s catalogue—must be equally crazy. This is why we have atheists. We could be getting all kinds of wonderful insight from the beyond, yet all we get is the word of Biggie Smalls from unlikely prophet, Blonde the Baptist. Thanks.

Oh, yeah! Blueprint 2! That was it! Damn. I almost forgot.

[Blogger’s Note: That shit would have been ONE really good CD. “Meet The Parents” = that schidt!]

What Kim needs to do is knock Dionne Warwick and Miss Cleo out the fuckin box and get that hotline poppin. She can’t be the only motherfucker out there who wants to holler at B-I. She could sell more texts than them KING model phone wallpapers. Buffie and them don't stand a chance.

That is, if her spiritual counsel didn’t more likely come from... the drugs, baby.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Still love her like a liiiiine… or the ganja?ron@ronmexicocity.com