If we rebooted the entire infrastructure of the world on societal, financial, spiritual, and cultural levels, perhaps people would not resort to violence or petty crime in the first place. Guns would be reserved to “sporting” endeavors, such as hunting, target practice, and duels, the terms of which would be mutually agreed upon by all participants. (Even if it’s only one schizophrenic guy dueling the voices in his mind.

Here’s how we can solve disease and cure the gun control debate:

Take everything we know, learn all we can from history (and not the watered down version of History they teach us in schools so we jack off to American Flags and 9/11 Tribute Posters for the rest of our lives like Patriotic Zombies), reboot the system with everyone’s interest in mind instead of an elite few, and maybe people won’t need to steal, lie, cheat, manipulate, rape, murder, stalk, etc. Remove the need of crime – make it so living a crime-free life is not only easier, but more rewarding as well. Because right now it’s easier to unintentionally break the law than it is to keep track of them all.

If we rebooted the entire infrastructure of the world on societal, financial, spiritual, and cultural levels, perhaps people would not resort to violence or petty crime in the first place. Guns would be reserved to “sporting” endeavors, such as hunting, target practice, and duels, the terms of which would be mutually agreed upon by all participants. (Even if it’s only one schizophrenic guy dueling the voices in his mind.

Here’s how we can solve disease and cure the gun control debate:

Take everything we know, learn all we can from history (and not the watered down version of History they teach us in schools so we jack off to American Flags and 9/11 Tribute Posters for the rest of our lives like Patriotic Zombies), reboot the system with everyone’s interest in mind instead of an elite few, and maybe people won’t need to steal, lie, cheat, manipulate, rape, murder, stalk, etc. Remove the need of crime – make it so living a crime-free life is not only easier, but more rewarding as well. Because right now it’s easier to unintentionally break the law than it is to keep track of them all.

I never said I was on a Martin Luther King Jr level. Nor did I suggest I was on an Andy Kaufman or Frank Zappa level. I was merely pointing out the fact that the best way to speak the truth is in a comedic or satirical fashion.

It's kind of like THIS VERY SITE. Every time I see an interesting post, even if I agree with the poster, if they show no indication of a sense of humor and are taking things far too seriously I just can't read their bullshit.

The world is fucked up.Our species are like a virus with shoes.SO LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP.

If you're gonna shove your conspiracy cock down peoples throats, constantly, make sure there's a salty, translucent punchline, otherwise you won't be able to break through to the sheep.

There's a reason stand-up comedians prove to have some of the best social commentary out of everyone. It's because they say things with a sly grin, a wink, a nudge, and a tug on your johnson / rub on your clit. It's much easier, and much more rewarding to expose government corruption in the form of a joke.

or you could just be reasonable and shut the fuck up. and realize if we wanted to cause damage we could. but we have families and we want the scum (government) who do this shit to stop playing games with us.