TwistedSister wrote:Hmmmm, kinda like the sound of The Maine Man.At least ET won't get stuck with a permanent title that involves toilets or poo.[Unless of course he doesn't really mind]

No worries on that score. My favorites so far:Privy Counsellor (excess v removed) by Ubi DubiumBackwoods Philosopher by TwistyKeeper of the Scoop by farfallaLord of Litterboxes by Ubi DubiumOutback Outhouse Observer by TwistyOverseer of the Frozen Wastes by DB (also like the Guardian version as modified by Ubi Dubius)

All the others are good too. You guys are a very creative bunch, and I'm glad to have you for my friends.

"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.-- Philip K DickOK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.-- Dr. JoyEnglish isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

Scott the Pirate wrote:Since coming to this site a year or so ago i have actually had to rethink my definition of "friends". I used to think it the apex of idiocy to claim someone you've never mer IRL as a friend.

I stand corrected.

You're right. The apex of idiocy is training squirrels to battle with light sabers.

Davros, Attorney and Pieces of LawKeeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.comWe make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

Scott the Pirate wrote:Since coming to this site a year or so ago i have actually had to rethink my definition of "friends". I used to think it the apex of idiocy to claim someone you've never mer IRL as a friend.

I stand corrected.

You're right. The apex of idiocy is training squirrels to battle with light sabers.

I couldn't agree more. Everyone knows squirrels are best suited for fighting with crossbows.

"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.-- Philip K DickOK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.-- Dr. JoyEnglish isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

Scott the Pirate wrote:Since coming to this site a year or so ago i have actually had to rethink my definition of "friends". I used to think it the apex of idiocy to claim someone you've never mer IRL as a friend.

I stand corrected.

You're right. The apex of idiocy is training squirrels to battle with light sabers.

I couldn't agree more. Everyone knows squirrels are best suited for fighting with crossbows.

Of course. Everybody knows that.

Davros, Attorney and Pieces of LawKeeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.comWe make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.-- Philip K DickOK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.-- Dr. JoyEnglish isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.-- Philip K DickOK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.-- Dr. JoyEnglish isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."