Matthew Epler's Grand Old Party project takes the approval-rating curves of GOP presidential hopefuls and turns them into 3D solids, then turns those into buttplugs.

Grand Old Party demonstrates that as a people united, our opinion
has real volume. When we approve of a candidate, they swell with
power. When we deem them unworthy, they are diminished and left
hanging in the wind. We guard the gate! It opens and closes at our
will. How wide is up to us.

In an age of information, we rely on hard facts. Each of the shapes
you see here come directly from poll data collected by Gallup. This
data reflects approval ratings for each GOP candidate among registered
Republican voters from December 10, 2011 to April 1, 2012.
Each shape’s girth is a reflection of popularity while their height is a
reflection of time.

The contours of these delightful shapes conjure up the waves of
amber grain and those lapping at the rim of our great nation spanning
from sea to shining sea. As the battle for the Presidency rails
on, we must remember that Americans may may have achieved
freedom through war, but they are also a people of love. After all, in
the end all we have is each other.

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While I will that most contestants in the great game of politics are ass-licking 1%ers and pains in the metaphorical butt, I can’t see, hear, smell, taste or feel any purpose for shoving the little shits where the sun don’t shine.

How ’bout if we rally round the bonfire as we burn them all in effigy (which is a small town in Wyoming, I believe.)

The Romney: Will be difficult to accept initially, so will be pushed hard by the base. Once installed will prove very difficult to remove, and could cause permanent damage.
-You’ll really know you’re being fucked when The Romney is in.