John and Emily

John and Emily

are creating Downtime with John and Emily

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patron

Thank you so much for checking out John and Emily's Patreon! For those who don't know, we are 'a how-to podcast by siblings who don't know anything.' We created this because we would like to be able to give you, our listeners and supporters, the most quality content we possibly can. A lot of work goes into keeping us on the air, including maintenance fees for our website, all of our audio and recording equipment, and somehow keeping John's laptop alive even a little bit. We promise to use every bit of our Patreon proceeds to better our content for our listeners, because without your ongoing support, Downtime simply would not exist. We have some great ideas for the future, so stick with us, kids! Love,John and Emily

Tiers

Everything counts, right?

$1 or more per month

For the low low price of $1, John and Emily will add you to the "Special Thanks" section of getdowney.com personally thanking you for your donation! You will also gain access to our Super Special Monthly Bonus Podcast, just for our donors. Truly, everything counts!

Team Roker

$5 or more per month

For those who think Downtime is pretty cool, but wouldn't totally mind if Emily got her ass kicked by Al Roker in their eventual showdown. For $5, your name will be added to the "Special Thanks" section of getdowney.com, as well as an on-air shoutout on Downtime with John and Emily where they will probably goof on your name, and of course, access to the Super Special Monthly Bonus Podcast.

Team DOWNEY

$10 or more per month

In addition to all the cool stuff everyone else gets, you will also be entered into the drawing to become the Listener of the Month, where John and Emily will give you a cool on-air nickname and mention you weekly for a WHOLE FREAKIN' MONTH. You won't get sick of it, we promise.

Honorary Downey Sibling

$25 or more per month

This is where it starts to get really cool.

For every month you stay at this tier, you will be invited to a monthly Google Hangout with the Creators of Downtime with John and Emily! John and Em will definitely be there, but it's possible for some of our previous contributors, editors, and guest hosts to be in, too! So help us out and get what it feels like to be an Honorary Downey Sibling! And because we're family, anything goes! (John and Emily operate on EST and don't have grown-up jobs, so weeknights are a possibility.)

You Basically Own Us Now?

$100 or more per month

Look, John and Emily don't really have scruples about "artistic integrity" and would basically sell each other out for one corn-chip. For donations at this level, John will record a pretty version of a song of your choice and you can pretend he's The Little Mermaid singing into your shell. You will also get a special 'thank you' shoutout on EVERY episode of Downtime, as well as a special mention on our website and our undying gratitude for your belief in us. We love you no matter what, but we'll make sure you really FEEL it at this level.

Goals

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We will hire an editor to help us better manage the sound quality of our podcast to make our listening experience more enjoyable. We really hope to reach this goal. We already have a guy and everything.

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Thank you so much for checking out John and Emily's Patreon! For those who don't know, we are 'a how-to podcast by siblings who don't know anything.' We created this because we would like to be able to give you, our listeners and supporters, the most quality content we possibly can. A lot of work goes into keeping us on the air, including maintenance fees for our website, all of our audio and recording equipment, and somehow keeping John's laptop alive even a little bit. We promise to use every bit of our Patreon proceeds to better our content for our listeners, because without your ongoing support, Downtime simply would not exist. We have some great ideas for the future, so stick with us, kids! Love,John and Emily

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Tiers

Everything counts, right?

$1 or more per month

For the low low price of $1, John and Emily will add you to the "Special Thanks" section of getdowney.com personally thanking you for your donation! You will also gain access to our Super Special Monthly Bonus Podcast, just for our donors. Truly, everything counts!

Team Roker

$5 or more per month

For those who think Downtime is pretty cool, but wouldn't totally mind if Emily got her ass kicked by Al Roker in their eventual showdown. For $5, your name will be added to the "Special Thanks" section of getdowney.com, as well as an on-air shoutout on Downtime with John and Emily where they will probably goof on your name, and of course, access to the Super Special Monthly Bonus Podcast.

Team DOWNEY

$10 or more per month

In addition to all the cool stuff everyone else gets, you will also be entered into the drawing to become the Listener of the Month, where John and Emily will give you a cool on-air nickname and mention you weekly for a WHOLE FREAKIN' MONTH. You won't get sick of it, we promise.

Honorary Downey Sibling

$25 or more per month

This is where it starts to get really cool.

For every month you stay at this tier, you will be invited to a monthly Google Hangout with the Creators of Downtime with John and Emily! John and Em will definitely be there, but it's possible for some of our previous contributors, editors, and guest hosts to be in, too! So help us out and get what it feels like to be an Honorary Downey Sibling! And because we're family, anything goes! (John and Emily operate on EST and don't have grown-up jobs, so weeknights are a possibility.)

You Basically Own Us Now?

$100 or more per month

Look, John and Emily don't really have scruples about "artistic integrity" and would basically sell each other out for one corn-chip. For donations at this level, John will record a pretty version of a song of your choice and you can pretend he's The Little Mermaid singing into your shell. You will also get a special 'thank you' shoutout on EVERY episode of Downtime, as well as a special mention on our website and our undying gratitude for your belief in us. We love you no matter what, but we'll make sure you really FEEL it at this level.