You are a kool dude who meets a kool chick you like while you were at the bar there was music playing then the two of you got wasted and started playing Tweeter And The Monkey Man on Rockband, you got even more pissed - borderline poisoned, then she wouldnt stop talking, but you listened to her anyway cause shes a good looking girl whom you like with a then you "poked" her with your "stick" then your banana wiggled in joy, she tied you up and horse whipped you into submission and you never had to call her again.

You woke up one more to a nice hot cup of coffee and the news paper, your dad said "cut that hair if you want to live in my home!!" you 2 scrapped it out, you won, and was super proud but then you and your dad swept it under the table over a quarte of rye each.

so you were looking for something to do, decided to start smoking weed, got at giggly, and got the munchies, then smoked more weed, but then i became a gateway drug for more stuff like oxy's and morphien, then you got ****ed up and went into a coma?