Blame It On The Retrograde

I recently became friends with a girl because she was wearing an Aquarius necklace. EVERYONE KNOWS air signs and fire signs work well together...so after a while, we determined that it would be a good idea for us to start an Instagram account, because we are both astrologically inclined, hilarious, and hungry for excitement and attention.

BRANDING

Warm colors are for me (Sagittarius, fire sign) and cool colors are for Tammy (Aquarius, air sign). They also have SEVERE millennial appeal, of course.

You might be wondering, “What the hell is this?” We're here to lighten things up & crack a joke or ten— all through the mysterious lens of astrology. You'll see all this through our perspectives as Aquarius & Sagittarius admins (apologies in advance to the faint of heart).

LETTERING PROCESS

FRESH MERCH

MANSPLAIN MONDAYS

Most folks need astrology explained to them, so we've taken this opportunity to mock mansplanation by mimicking it. It's fun, you should try it!