My first (sexual) girlfriend ever, her V could not even be saved by a jolly rancher. For 3 years I ate her nasty V with no idea to how nasty it really was. Looking back, it tasted like a sour pretzel. She would never give me a BJ because, like scumbag Stephanie, she thought it was 'gross' (how could i convince her? I think giving a BJ would be terrible too). It took several years and several girls later to find that there are indeed great tasting CLEAN vag's out there. The current V that I munch on is clean, not very furry, and is quite tasty (no need for jolly rancher). Moral of the story: there are many untasty V's out there... but if you keep looking, you will find a tasty one.

Eh.. Ex-wife tried to bribe me out of it. She would just stop giving me her shitty blowjobs if I didn't go down on her stanky vagina. Whoop.

Lead me to believe that going down on women was a horrible occasion and that men just sucked it up and pretended to like it. All because she didn't have proper hygiene.

She gave me lots of terrible misconceptions about sex, actually.. Like that her inability to ride me was my fault, due to the shape of my dick. That's what she told me. Turns out she was just terribly overweight.
No other girl I've had sex with had this issue.

My last girlfriend killed those misconceptions for me. She cleaned properly and good times were had by all. Turns out I enjoy going down on women as much as the next straight guy.

Were they young men? I had a bad experience when I was young: I went down on a girl for the first time ever and she was... not clean. Put me off of doing it forever because I thought it was disgusting. About 10 years later I wised up and learned that it's not gross in normal circumstances. Anyway, learned my lesson. Now I eat pussy like a champ and love every minute of it.

Edit: I feel like I should be clear here. When I say "not clean" I mean NOT CLEAN, not "hasn't taken a shower in a couple of days". It was significantly traumatic.

depends on what your goal is. if you want to make her feel good, oral before fingering works much better. fingers shoved into a pussy that hasn't been warmed up first = OUCH. especially if you're not smart enough to lick them first or put some lube on them. dry finger in dry pussy = DOUBLE OUCH.

i think that's the biggest, most common mistake i've run into with guys i've slept with; going for the fingering too early/aggressively.

Shower together first if you can. Flavored lube also helps. If you still can't stand it, try to remember that your junk probably doesn't taste like junior mints and sunshine and your balls aren't pine scented either.

To those people downvoting this guy, he's trying to get over a hangup that keeps him from reciprocating oral sex. Wanting to reciprocate should get upvotes not downvotes.

I don't know. Probably just time made the memory fade enough. Actually, I remember the exact moment I got over it. I hooked up with a girl at a party and went back to my place. I was kinda drunk and she wanted to 69, so the booze said "sure whatever," and it turned out to be quite pleasant.

I like to finger myself for a moment and then bring my hand up for the guy to smell it/lick the wetness off. A reassurance that, yes, I did make sure I'm not smelly before engaging in sexual activity with him.

I do think some guys have just had bad experiences. One girl I got with had such a smell I found an excuse to end the festivities. Thankfully, I had already experienced what a clean one tasted/smelled like and that this was an anomaly. If it had been my first though...

But yeah; if that shit's clean, giving head is as awesome as receiving.

Thank you! I just posted a comment on this down below. I love getting oral but i haven't found one who thinks its fun and actually enjoy it. I love blowing a dude but I want some tounge loving too dammit.

There was actually a study done on college students, and it found that the sexual narrative was centered around giving pleasure to the guy: almost every heterosexual sexual encounter consisted of the girl giving the guy oral (but not vice versa), and the guy orgasming (and not the girl).

Its actually a really interesting study, and it really shows how the sexual narrative is biased towards men (which in some cases results in the rape of women, because women are seen as the ones there to "give the guy pleasure").

Yeah, it really makes it obvious why it's a lot easier to get a guy to go home with a stranger than the reverse. All stranger danger aside, the guy is still much more likely to enjoy the encounter than the girl, so the girl is taking a much bigger chance for a less likely payout.

To say that, if you should not eat something, then you should not put your dick in it does not imply that if you would not put your dick in something, then you should not eat it. In general, if P then Q does not imply if Q then P, which is what you have assumed. This is called assuming the consequent. In our example P refers to "you would not eat" and Q refers to "you should not put your dick in it." More concretely, you must realize that there is a possible world where we all did not penetrate unpalatable pussy and yet refrained from fucking our dinner. I only comment because it is such a common fallacy.

YUP. It seems like BJs are standard, almost expected, introductory fare for beginning relationships, but dudes hold out til things are more settled. Which means if you only date for short period of time, fellas get all the head.

I once had a girlfriend, a pretty serious relationship actually, and not only would she not blow me, but she wouldn't let me eat her out either. Besides that she was like, Rick James caliber freaky in bed, I will never understand women.

As a guy who enjoys going down on girls, I still have to say or me it's about principal. If you won't be willing to reciprocate at least sometimes I won't do it. I won't ask you for anything I wouldn't do.

The moment any sexual relationship becomes "I did <this> so you have to do <that>" you're fucked. It should be "hey here's things I enjoy, what do you love?" And then proceed to do all the things you're both comfortable with. Assuming your SO is actually comfortable/mature enough to actually have that discussion.

This attitude in males today is so fucking pathetic. How does a girl make you do anything? Particularly eating pussy. That's your fucking birthright motherfucker. Get down there and tongue bathe that asshole on the first date.

From tits to tailpipe you get the god damned job done. And you dont complain about it either.

I have this problem with my boyfriend. I loooove giving blowjobs (pretty much my favorite thing ever), but he won't go down on me because he tried it one time many years ago and had a gross experience. I even make sure that I'm freshly showered each time. :<

I think I might be finally getting him to warm up to the idea, though.