How To Use Cockiness & Humor To Attract Women

This article: "Use
humor to talk with any woman, use inspired comedy to increase a woman's
attraction for you. Here's a couple of inspiring examples for you."

Dear David,
There is indeed a big difference between what you have made of me now
through the powerful insights expressed in your newsletters, and who I was
before I had met you. I always thought that being nice, sweet, and courteous
was an ultimate, irrefutable way to get the girls we long to have, but the
irony is that we never make that dream come true.

Thanks my dear David, for showing me the Tao of being a superb success with
women, for walking with me hand by hand through this mysterious path when it
comes to women, because really, most of the times they make no sense. I owe
you my present success with them, and I thank you in advance for the
foregoing prosperity that the future holds for me with them.

I have always been funny, and separately, cocky. I never put them together,
like you put it, as a formula. So far, that formula works. I am not a
chemist, but the components of our table salt, taken separately, is deadly
to us. Sodium and Chloride: death to us. Yet, if we put them together, we
will have its savory benefit. Same happens when we use only being Cocky, and
just being Funny: no success, and it kills any possibilities of meeting
girls.

When I talk to my friends about you, I say, "Guys, let's make sure we use
the Davidian formula, fusing the atoms of Cockyness+Funny." Believe me, that
is how we call it: Davidian formula, lol. We have named it after you,
because you are its founder.

One of my favorite places to meeting people is a book store. It's easy to
ignore someone you don't feel attracted to, oh yes, very easy. It is all the
opposite when you do feel attracted to someone. I meet a lot of girls, from
everywhere. Is there a way to make fun of their beauty? I meet a lot of hot
girls, that seem to be perfect. My type are those with Irish ascendance,
because they are mostly honest and have freckles. So, when I meet a girl
with freckles, eyes like a furious deep blue sea, or green eyes, like the
stem of a flower, petite women with attractively dainty build, nice butt (we
guys like it, come on). How can you make fun of that type of sexy girl, when
you notice that her body has a harmonious symmetry, that does nothing but
inspiring within you pleasure and admiration?
I might feel nervous, but I don't show the girls my nervousness. You have
never told us not to feel nervous, but not to behave nervous. I feel
nervous, hell yeah, but they can't tell. As a matter of a fact, one way I
could start a conversation with a hot girl is like this:

Me- "Excuse me, MS, do you work here (I know she does not work there)?"
She- "No."
Me- "Good, I want you to help me find this book [I don't say, 'Can you
please help me...'I go with a demand of authority... they like it]."
She- "What book is that," she asked me, as she gave me that wondrous look.
Me- "Wow, you are indeed gorgeous ... you remind me the PowerPC girls (she
would be shocked, but liking it). See, my problem is that I am a very shy
guy, and I am trying to get over it."
She- "What do you mean you are shy? You don't seem shy to me." (By the way,
this happened to me in real life, and she was hot for real)
Me- "Aren't you shy?"
She - "Yeah."
Me- "You don't seem shy to me either."
She- "It depends on the situation, and with the person you are talking to.
Whether or not you feel comfortable."
Me- "Oh, so, I am the right person, you like this situation, and overall,
you feel comfortable."
She- "See, you are not shy at all."
Me- "I gotta go." Like you taught me, I turned around and walked 3 steps
away from her and went back to her, "I want your e-mail address, because I
feel less shy talking to you."
She- "Oh, sure, I would LOVE that."
Me- "You would love it? Hummm, so you like guys in the evaluative process of
not being shy, eh?"
She hit me on the shoulder, and I accused her, "Hey, that is sexual
harassment."
She laughed, and I said to my mind, "Kids, so easily getting amused." She
had not written her e-mail, and I asked her, "Have you not written the
e-mail because you forgot it? Geeez, young people these days." (She is 29,
and I am 21, lol.)
She- "Oh, my...You are too much."
Me- "For you to handle?"
She stared at me.
I slightly smiled at her, and said, "What? You like my lips? They are not
average... You should be grateful if I touch your forehead with them."
She was laughing so hard that her face turned red, but I never laughed,
rather, would smirk. She gave me her e-mail, and I said, "Have a good
night." She replied, "You too, bye."
I said, "Wait, are you leaving like that without saying 'it was pleasure
meeting you?"'
She said, "Wow, are you always like this?"
Me - "Do you mean offering kisses?"
She laughed, and said, "No, silly ... like being with this sense of humor."
"All the time, " I said. She was quiet, staring at me, and said, "I wish all
men were like you." I said, "No, I am glad they are not like me. They fail
in trying to imitate me" (I wanted to leave already, even though I was
having a good time). She asked me, "Why you say that?" "Hey kid," I said, "I
really have to go ... but you forgot to write down your phone number."

She sighed, in a good way, and wrote it down. To make this short, I called
her the same night, and she was, "Wow, I was not expecting your call." I
said, "No, I am calling you because I forgot to wish you sweet dreams, and
also checking to see if you made it home safe." "That is so sweet of
you...," she said, and I told her that I ought to go. She did not want me
to, but I did leave. We met again, at her house, and half an hour of me
being there, and talking, I said, "Look, I have to go." "What?! Why?" she
asked. I said, "Maybe you want to take a rest, or lay on your bed, and you
don't do it because I am here, unless you promise me that if you lay in bed
you will take me with you." She did not say anything, nor smile, but jumped
to me and kissed me. Needless to say, I swear David, we had sex. It was
great.

I did not mean to make this e-mail too long, but hey, I could not help it.
Mind me that I get mad when you tell us not to make it over two paragraphs,
and I see people (like me) writing long speeches. I am not sorry,
whatsoever, lol. I know you feel great, and proud of yourself when you see
people like me being successful by following your techniques.

I will rephrase my question, "What funny+cocky statements shall we make,
when it comes to an-almost-perfect-girl?" "How should I react, when they hit
my shoulders?" "What should I say, when they say I am too funny?" By the
way, I am not having anything serious with that girl I just talked about...
I told her that I want to have fun with her, and she agreed. I told her that
it means that if she wants to see someone else, she can do it. She did not
complaint.

Keep the excellence of your masterpiece works.
JL

David D. >>> My Comments:

OK, man. First I have to tell you:
Your email is fantastic!

But you know what? I actually like it. I like it because it's the real deal.
You did things that I wouldn't have necessarily done and you did things that
typically "shouldn't have worked", but it obviously all came together and
worked out in the end because you did enough of the right things.

Let's revisit some of my favorite quotes:
"My type are those with Irish ascendance, because they are mostly honest and
have freckles."

Mostly honest and freckles, huh? Interesting fetish.

"So, when I meet a girl with freckles, eyes like a furious deep blue sea, or
green eyes, like the stem of a flower, petite women with attractively dainty
build, nice butt (we guys like it, come on). How can you make fun of that
type of sexy girl, when you notice that her body has a harmonious symmetry,
that does nothing but inspiring within you pleasure and admiration?"

Eyes like a furious deep blue sea? Or green eyes, like the stem of a flower?
Harmonious symmetry? Whoa.

"I have always been funny, and separately, cocky. I never put them together,
like you put it, as a formula. So far, that formula works. I am not a
chemist, but the components of our table salt, taken separately, is deadly
to us. Sodium and Chloride: death to us. Yet, if we put them together, we
will have its savory benefit. Same happens when we use only being Cocky, and
just being Funny: no success, and it kills any possibilities of meeting
girls."

This is an interesting way of saying it but I like it. If you use too much
of one and too little of the other things just won't work out.

Now that we've revisited my favorite lines, let's review some of the
effective things you did and said.

This was funny:
"Wow, you are indeed gorgeous ... you remind me the PowerPC girls..."
Something tells me that you actually meant the "Powder Puff Girls", but hey,
close enough.

And this whole sequence is great:
"She hit me on the shoulder, and I accused her, "Hey, that is sexual
harassment."
She laughed, and I said to my mind, "Kids, so easily getting amused." She
had not written her e-mail, and I asked her, "Have you not written the
e-mail because you forgot it? Geeez, young people these days." (She is 29,
and I am 21, lol.)
She- "Oh, my...You are too much."
Me- "For you to handle?"
She stared at me.
I slightly smiled at her, and said, "What? You like my lips? They are not
average... You should be grateful if I touch your forehead with them."
She was laughing so hard that her face turned red, but I never laughed,
rather, would smirk."

This is real COCKY AND FUNNY in action.

LOL! "What? You like my lips? They are not average... You should be grateful
if I touch your forehead with them!!!"

Now that's funny.

You started out going down the road of "What? You like my lips?" which
sounds very cocky... over the top even. But then you transition into the
unique and original "You should be grateful if I touch your forehead with
them." Again, it's off the wall, but it's funny and it works. The shift in
direction is funny and confusing.

Even though it's obvious that you speak English as a second (or so)
language, you get the concept... and you're making it work for you.

To answer your questions, I really think that you're doing the right things.
When that girl hit you, you turned it around and made it funny. Telling a
girl that she's cute like a cartoon is a nice touch (I'm still hoping that's
what you meant).

If a girl tells you that you're too funny, just say:
"That's impossible."
...or...
"I'm glad you noticed. I realize that this is making you very attracted to
me, but please control yourself."

Just keep coming up with new creative ways to tease, bust on, and be a
challenge.

*** Success Story ***

Dave,
You are more than just the man, you're the man's man. I don't know how the
hell you did it, but you've done what Freud couldn't--figure out what a
woman wants. Buy the BOOK!!!! There's so much more to learn from it,
including BRIDGES and SEX SECRETS. In Sex Secrets, Dave even teaches you how
to transition into the position that woman hate, but men love. You had
better believe I've got a SUCCESS STORY.

My cousin (he has a long-term girlfriend) and I wanted to work on our C&F,
so we decided to go to Barnes and Noble...like you said normal places. NOTE:
he went to work on his C&F, but not to meet women. Anyways, I tell you what:
it's nerve racking as hell approaching a girl, but each time I went and
talked to girl I became more and more confident.

I RECOMMEND this to anyone: find a friend who has some courage and go with
him. It was good having the support, and we had an awesome time. In the end,
my cousin got this hot ass model chic's e-mail, along with the usually
"you're kind of rude." (He accused her of faking a cell-phone Call ...LOL)
But whatever, it worked.

Anyways, later we met this chic, I didn't have anything to lose, so I went
balls to the wall with the C&F. She completely dug it, she was hinting at
sex and all that. PROBLEM: I eventually found out she was married, and like
you say, there's too many women out there to ruin relationships. The point
is THAT A MARRIED WOMEN WANTED TO RISK HER MARRIAGE TO BE WITH SOMEONE WHO
SHE FOUND ATTRACTIVE!

My question is this: We sometimes found that our jokes didn't always catch.
For example, my cousin walked into Ravegirl and accused the waitress of
stealing. LOL. She didn't quite take the joke, and she got all pissy (Don't
worry he didn't apologize). How do you hint that what your saying is
supposed to be a joke? Should you smile (I know you say to avoid this)?
Also, what books other than Comedy Writing Secrets do you recommend? Also,
we're both attractive (I'm getting a 9 at HotorNot.com), thus we have to
work on the FUNNY part of C&F because chics assume the cocky part.

PS. Don't forget to keep us posted on the videos or audio tapes of the
seminar. I couldn't make it.
PPS. Even when we failed, we laughed our asses off. It was great. Just make
sure that your partner pushes you to go by YOURSELF to talk to the chic.
GB,

David D. >>> My Comments:
You have some great points here and I think that you're going to find your
balance very soon. A quick distinction that I'll point out to you:
When you're first meeting a woman, I think it's better to just get the
email/number and leave. Then, when you email, talk on the phone, and meet up
later start being more cocky and funny.

This will probably help you out A LOT. As for married women, I don't
recommend going there.
A final note: If you're a pretty good looking guy, you might turn down the
cocky, and turn up the funny. Women perceive good-looking guys who act cocky
as MAJOR PLAYERS, and too much cocky too soon can backfire on you. Learn the
art of the "sly smile"... squint a bit and smile just barely. This says "I
just teased you but you didn't get it..." It's great.

And if you're ready, then it's probably time for you to step up and get
yourself an education about how to attract women and KEEP them attracted.

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