Jennifer Love Hewitt Should Never Wear Anything But This Outfit

For the better half of the decade Jennifer Love Hewitt has perpetually looked like a pregnant woman, so imagine my surprise when I find myself going, “Who is this lovely lady?” and it’s Jennifer Love Hewitt. Maybe this shows how easily swayed I am by huge, awesome breasts, or maybe this shows my deep appreciation for the people at NASA and their dedication to science. Because when they told me they fired a pair of Spanx to the moon and made a lunar rover look effin fuckable, I laughed in their nerdy little faces. Touché, NASA. Touché…

If that dress even looses one thread that entire thing is going to explode. We talk about the massive pressure per sq inch that is placed upon deep sea submersibles when they are 6000 ft down. I can only imagine the pressure each strand of thread on this dress is under. I imagine that when you are standing close to her you can hear them popping like the wires on a suspension bridge.