For some reason Haaretz wouldn't publish this satirical tribute in their comments section about the capture of the French Flotilla II ship.

Impressive Achievement

In just a few weeks the Israeli military has defeated not just the Flotilla II which was more threatening than the Spanish Armada, but the "Welcome to Palestine" Flytilla, which was more of an existential threat than Goering's Luftwaffe. Future generations will speak of this time with awe (and schlock).

It was plain to see that these people were agents of Hummus which is under direction of Itsbullah which is an obvious pawn of al-Qaeda which works under the direction of the Soviet Secret service and ultimately the Illuminati and He Who Must Not Be Named.

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These people were anti-Israel, anti-Semitic and anti-Hobbit, obviously.

The fact that 30% of the Flotilla were Jews just shows that Israel is right. That they allowed the amazing Israeli journalist Amira Hass to be right on board the French boat shows how devious these people are. The "Welcome to Palestine" campaign slandered Israel in what amounts to a BLOOD LIBEL, saying that people who want to go to the West Bank to witness or protest conditions there have to lie and say they're touring Israel or they'll be denied entry. They said this openly. That's why Netanyahu told the airlines to cancel the reservations of these infiltrators and prevent them from getting into the airport.

Gaza is awash in Humanitarian Aid and shopping malls. All Israel (*** the only DEMOCRACY IN THE MIDDLED EAST ***) owes to these Arabs (I mean terrorists) is that they have enough food and water to live. BTW the water which 90% drink in the Gaza Strip which the lying anti-Semitic UN says is undrinkable is really not bad, on the level of Perrier Water. Every refugee camp uses it in their waterpark, so how bad can it be?

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Even the anti-Semitic New York Times and its reporter Ethan Bronner (who has a son in the Israeli army for the sake of objectivity) admits that he found someone from Hamas who said unemployment is not the 45% that the UN says, but 25%, merely on the level of the US during the bottom of the Great Depression. Though he says that thousands of homes have not been rebuilt, hospitals cancel elective surgery for lack of supplies and that the much touted Rafah border opening has "fizzled", this was obviously thrown into his article because his anti-Jewish editors in the Jew-hating United States forced him to do it.

Salute the Israeli Navy which fought off the Dignite-al Karame, bordered it and somehow subdued the terrorists. Israel had every right to do this because the ship was going to the Gaza Strip which is entirely in Israeli waters because it is not occupied as proven in the Bible in the book of Joshua