Okay, l've bene cleenin the sackrissy , desposzing of emptie comuniorn wine botles ect, an I started thinkig, Is gravty evile cos it keps us on erth an wr cant get to JeSus. I lpve JEsUS an I jump butI cant reech him. Damn you gravity.. damn you santan. JeSUSloves pirits.

Does your husband know that you are online while taken by wine? I don't think that he would approve...

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1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

Could you imagine what it would be like if God had not given us Intelligent Pulling®?
You could drop your car keys. Would they be on the floor or on the ceiling? When you flip flatjacks, would they just continue to fly upwards?

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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

Gravity is not unchristian, it was invented by God and discovered by Isaac Newton. Without gravity everything would float off into space. It's a rare example these days of legitimate science.

You are wrong, dear. Gravity is just a theory. In reality, intelligent pulling is the force which keeps stuff where it belongs. Just think about it. Gravity doesn't really make much sense when we realize that the earth is flat (which is what God told us in the Bible, so it must be true), wouldn't you agree?

To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell! James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

No dumbass, Newton made up some equations that are proven false for all cases, and were only intended to work in a very few cases, specifically they only concerned vacuums. And really, who cares about falling vacuums.

Compare that to Intelligent Pulling™, that accurately explains everything, how "gravity" can know of all the billions of birds and flies whether each is alive or dead to determine if it should be able to fly. How high something goes up. Why a pound of feathers falls slower than a pound of lead, even though gravity theory says they should fall equally fast, etc. etc. Everything is simply the Will of God, He decides what should fall, when it should fall, how fast it should fall. It is impossible for us mere humans to understand His reasoning, so we should not even attempt it, instead we should praise Him for His wisdom!

__________________Leviticus 26:15-16And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

Seriously?
Everything was floating until some cookie maker came up with a recipie? Could you be any more absurd?
Way before Newtown was ever given life by Jesus, God explained it all in the Holy Bible. Newtown is merely a plagurizer and a bad one at that.

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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

Gravity is nothing more than a lie, designed by secular "scientists," falsely so-called (I Timothy 6:20-21), to clutter peoples minds and distract them from the Truth of Intelligent Falling. Satan is the father of lies (John 8:44). So much like any other lie, the false doctrine of secular gravitationism is quite literally satanic.

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II Thessalonians 1:7-9And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power

The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

What athiests call gravity, I call satan's soul -sucking vacuum that tries to drag everything in creation into the nethermost pit of hell. Fortunately, God had the foresight to put a dirt/rock barrier in place too keep that from happening. PRAISE HIM!!

Gravity is a hoax. If I throw something up, it goes up. Does that mean gravity suddenly reversed? And how do these gravity worshippers explain birds and airplanes? Exactly, they can't.

Game over. God wins.

Yeah and this 'gravity' ain't very strong. By merely lifting a pen off the floor I am exercising the fact that I'm stronger than this so called gravity.

God gave things certain weights. Things we need to use and lift, HE made them light so we could use them easily. Things we don't need to use and lift HE made them heavy as HE didn't intend for them to be moved.

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