Five police cars sent to calm down 150 women at a 'Ladies night' when heartthrob Fabio didn't turn up!!

Pontyates, near Llanelli, South Wales: In the Welsh valleys yonder there, there is a cry in the mist.

"Fabio, Fabio, where is thou Fabio?"

At the Baltic Inn and Restaurant, no less, 150 Welsh Ladies arrived to see their favourite one, Fabio.

"Fabio, Fabio, where is thou Fabio?"

Posters for the Ladies Night showed a photograph of experienced stripper Fabio, the Ladies favourite one.

"Fabio, Fabio, where is thou Fabio?"

Experienced Fabio, the Welsh ladies favourite has a six-pack and a very speacial dance to music routine, to send the ladies wild!

"Fabio, Fabio, where is thou Fabio?"

Fabio cancelled at the last minute and was replaced with Fireman, who put out the ladies passionate flames!

"Fabio, Fabio, where is thou Fabio?"

The Fireman was described by the ladies, "...looked like he had come off the street...:, "...looked dirty...", "...unshaven...", "...didn't have a six pack", "...looked like he had been hit in the face with a wok", "...not the sort of person you'd want to see take their kit off."

They are very 'particular', these Welsh ladies from the valleys!

"Fabio, Fabio, where is thou Fabio?"

What happened next goes down in legend in the Welsh Valleys! The Ladies began heckling the Fireman and throwing serviettes at him!

"Fabio, Fabio, where is thou Fabio?"

The Fireman had no act to speak of and very soon the Ladies were screwing up napkins and hurling them!

"Fabio, Fabio, where is thou Fabio?"

The Fireman spat frothy cream at the Ladies and then sat on a chair in the middle of the stage, glaring at the Ladies. Then the Fireman plunged into the crowd and 'started on' the Ladies and they went wild!!

"Fabio, Fabio, where is thou Fabio?"

Five Police cars were then ordered to break up the 'routine' at the Baltic, at Pontyates, near Llanelli, South Wales and the Fireman is helping the Welsh Police with their investigations!!

"Fabio, Fabio, where is thou Fabio?"

Part of the Welsh Police investigations, are why did Fabio cancel and where is Fabio?

"Fabio, Fabio, where is thou Fabio?"

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