Hope you enjoy your visits from Krampus and that things don't get too Necromantik this season. In other words, I hope he only violently fucks to the exact level which you'd like to be violently fucked.

I've always found it hilarious I always got shit for not liking vaginas from straight women. They'd always throw huge bitch fits if I said anything bad about their cunts.
As a gay MtF tranny, I always loved dicks because they're just so much more appealing to vaginas. Even if I were topping someone,

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