Blue Christmas Balls

So right off this is NOT one for the kids! I would even go so far as to say it’s probably not even ones for most ladies.

“I will have sex this Christmas. I bloody well will. As God is my witness, I will insert my {blank} into a member of the opposite sex for the first time in my 27 years on this planet, or my name isn’t Matthew Adrian Bunion.”

So now you have a pretty good idea what author, Nick Spalding means by the title, Blue Christmas Balls. This is actually a pretty funny novella about Mr. Bunion’s quest for love…not true love, but rather some loving. You could call it his misadventures and you will have to read it yourself to see if he reaches his goal to have sex with a woman by Christmas.