Corporations Should Run for Office

I understand why a billionaire would not run for office and instead fund a corporate shill. The job is annoying and government is not worthy of their greatness, they only get one seat instead of all of them, and people would doubt their sincere desire for good public policy.

So instead they should run their own slate of candidates under the "tech party" or "finance party" or "agribusiness party." If corporations are people they should be allowed to run for office.