Ah yes, Fuzz's mighty war helm. Forged long ago, in secret, by a band of jewish dwarves, the knit hat of awesome-sauce was hidden from the world, awaiting the day when the most jewy-est of jews would find it and claim it as the hats rightful owner. It is truly one of a kind, knit together out of jewish back hair, making it impervious to any goyim assault as well as retaining full market value despite depreciation. Many a bard has sung the tale of the Jewhelm in taverns and taprooms across this land. They say it has turned Fuzz Crappy McWeaksauce into the most fearsome jewish warrior. And Fuzz is the rightful bearer of said hat. For you see, not just any Jew can don the horny yamacah of battle, for a true Jew would just sell it. Yet one, such as Fuzz, born to a Jewish father and non-jewish mother, has the ability to recognize the value of the cap, as well as the restraint not to overcharge someone for it.

No one knows what lies ahead for the hirsute avenger and his horny hat, but it can only be assumed that he will cut a swath of cheapness and mooching across frozen tundra, sparse desert, and the highest mountaintops, until one day there is not a penny left to pinch in any kingdom. There will come a great reckoning, and one day Fuzz's war cry of "How much is this? Really? THAT much? Oy vey, that's ridiculous, I'm not paying that much, I could get this for half that price down the street," shall ring out across the world. Hide your pocketbooks, lock up your spare change, for the Horned Jew is on the warpath.

Damn, I was hoping he bought it somewhere so I could go get one.... I love the horny hat, think it should most definitely be Grendel standard garb, but that's me thinking- wayyyy to early in the morning to be doing that!