Monday, March 10, 2014

It
looks like Christie, Cruz, Paul, Perry, Rubio, Ryan, and Walker will all have
to wait their turns. After winning the recent CPAC straw poll, and the
enthusiastic endorsement of both Sarah Palin and Rudi Giuliani, the party’s two
political thought leaders most unhindered by analytical reasoning, Vladimir
Putin has emerged as the new 2016 Republican presidential front-runner.

In what
may be a related development, Bob Costas has reportedly poked himself in both
eyes with a sharp stick.