Watch The Bump: 10 Reasons Why KimYe’s Baby Will Be Greatest (Ever)

That moment when the most egomaniacal power couple procreates and competes with their own child for attention? It’s finally happening, and we’re completely here for it. No one baby should have all this power but 2013 already belongs to lil KimYe West.
Here are 10 reasons why lil KimYe will be the greatest celebrity baby ever. Watch the baby bump.

Kimmy Cakes acting like she’s the first woman to ever have a baby -
If Kimmy’s famous for anything, it’s being completely oblivious to everything. After weeks acting like “the only preggo woman to ever suffer from morning sickness,” she won’t understand why every mother in America hates her.

Wrath of Beyonce -
This wasn’t supposed to happen. Kimmy was supposed to be smashed and passed through the industry like Rihanna, not preggo with Hovvie Hov’s God child. And now no one cares about Blue Ivy anymore. Bey Bey may never let Blue Ivy play with Lil KimYe.

Random Kanye Twitter rants about fatherhood -
Yeezy’s random 67 tweet-rants in ALL CAPS about the joys of changing diapers would be life-giving in every way possible.

Kardashian jealously -
Watching the Kardashians pretend to be happy for Kimmy while they’re completely ignored by everyone for most of 2013 will be hilarious.

Kanye presenting the baby like “Rafiki” in “The Lion King” during concerts -
Yeezy will be the first rapper to ever perform with his newborn in a glittery, feathery, bedazzled Givenchy sling (or baby backpack).

G.O.O.D. Music Babysitting Duty -
2 Chainz watching the baby while KimYe go out just to be seen? Reality TV gold.