The act of pushing ones weiner and balls back between his legs and squeezing his legs shut; hence, the appearance of a vagina as the weiner and balls are hiding towards the butt. Usually works better when standing, as it makes one stand awkwardly like an embarassed naked woman.

Tom pulled a vagina man on the bus ride. John is not gay; however, he said Tom would be a hot chick.

The savor of a women whose vagina's are getting raped. Usually gives women a fuck only if they're hot. He flies around looking for any villains committing a sexual contact crime. He works with penis girl the savor of penises when men are getting raped by women. They work together to defeat sexual crime and to destroy their evil nemesis IRON DICK who has a dick 10 to 12 feet long metal dick with unknown technology. (do not protect he cities from regular crimes for example: bank robberies).

Oh no, my vagina's getting raped ahhhhhh. Oh look up in the sky. Is it a bird?, is it a plane?, no, it's Vagina Man!!! yay