Worst SAG Headband: Kate Mara

Also known as the sister of Lisbeth Salander, Rooney Mara. Kate is dating Max Minghella who starred with Rooney in The Social Network. They also, Kate and Max, worked together on an upcoming film called Ten Year. Kate is so periphery I normally wouldn’t include her in this kind of wrap-up but her dress and her headgear were so jarring when I was browsing through photos, I couldn’t not show you, just in case you missed her. And a lot of you probably did.

This might have worked on someone taller. Someone like Charlize Theron. Maybe. But on Kate Mara, it’s a little… ambitious. Is that a kind way to say it? I mean, she answered the phone on Entourage for a few episodes. Is that a less kind way to say it?

And that headband, with all due respect to housekeeping staff at the hotel, because they work hard and with honour, this is what they use to hold back their hair on the job, you know? Upon closer inspection, I realised it was made of pink feathers.

So WHY would you want to go ballerina Black Swan when you have NOTHING to do with that film? You might say only a goddamn f-cking bitch blogger fat ass with a wonk eye watching in her living room would make that kind of an association and maybe you’re right, maybe no one else would judge it so minutely, but when you put it all together with the Lisbeth and the dress and the fact that her people were trying to tell us that at one point she was reading for Christopher Nolan for a part in the Dark Knight Rises, won’t you stop to consider that there might be some Try behind this after all?