What about "Vehicle" by Ides of March? Totally struck me as a pedophile song. He offers candy to this girl to get inside his car. Um... red flag!"I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan/won't you hop inside my car?/I've got pictures, got candy, I'm a loveable man/and I can take you to the nearest star"

In my opinion, the all-time most pedophile song of all has to be "Sex & Candy" by Marcy Playground. Really, Sex & Candy? At the beginning of this song's full version, you can hear kids playing in playground - ugh!! Read on...

Hangin' round downtown by myself ...(LIKE A PEDOPHILE)And I had so much time ...(AGAIN PEDOPHILE-LIKE BEHAVIOR)To sit and think about myself ...(HAVING NASTY THOUGHTS)And then there she was ...(THIS GUY'S CLEARLY STARING AT KIDS)Like double cherry pie ...(UGH!)Yeah there she was ...(DOUBLE UGH!)Like disco super-fly ...(WHAT?!)I smell sex and candy here ...(How 'bout dildos & rattles? Smell those too? WTF!?)Who's that lounging in my chair ...(STALKING)Who's that casting devious stares ...(SEES WHAT HE WANTS TO SEE)In my direction ...(...)Mama this surely is a dream ...(JUST PLAIN NASTY)

-- I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline, NBC!! LOL!

Sad thing is that used to like this song until I started to listen carefully. This should be the pedophile national anthem!!

KISS - CHRISTINE SIXTEEN: I DON'T USUALLY SAY THINGS LIKE THIS TO GIRLS YOUR AGE, BUT WHEN I SAW YOU COMING OUT OF SCHOOL THAT DAY, THAT DAY I KNEW, I KNEW, I'VE GOT TO HAVE YOU, I'VE GOT TO HAVE YOU...SHE'S BEEN AROUND, BUT SHE'S YOUNG AND CLEANI'VE GOT TO HAVE HER, CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HER... KISS - GOIN' BLIND: LITTLE LADY CAN'T YOU SEE, YOU'RE SO YOUNG AND SO MUCH DIFFERENT THAN I, I'M 93, YOU'RE 16CAN'T YOU SEE I'M GOIN' BLIND

DONNY OSMOND??? HE WAS 14 YEARS OLD AT THE TIME, 13 YEARS OLD IF HE HAD NOT YET HAD HIS BIRTHDAY AT THE TIME OF RECORDING...YES THE LYRICS ARE QUESTIONABLE, BUT THE REFERENCE WAS TO DONNY WHO WAS A CHILD AT THE TIME OF RECORDING, IT SHOULD BE REFERENCED TO THE PERSON WHO WROTE THE SONG, NOT DONNY...

Don't forget to add most versions of the lyrics of "You're 16 (and you're mine)" start with the appallingline of :"Okay, this is for all the little girls in the audience, including you. Goes like this"

You missed the best of them all, 'Kinko the Clown' by Ogden Edsl on The Rhino Brothers Presents The Worlds Worst Records. The album was a mix of parodies and serious songs that were just horrendous in a strangely funny sort of way:

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clownif the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frownKinko, Kinko, the kid loving clownif the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!!! Kinko's in his Kinko car, pockets full of changelots of dirty pictures and sticky candy canes.All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they getsilly leather clothes to wear and happy cigarettes....

Sweet-sounding and tenderly lyrical love songs where the final twist is: it's a baby girl! The ones that come to mind are Gilbert O'Sullivan's Clair and Brotherhood of Man's Save Your Kisses for Me. They assume that most listeners are innocent and therefore without malice - but after JonBenet Ramsey, society was forced to grow up and confront the reality of child sexualization. And that's just how it should be, otherwise everyone will still be pretending that priestly pedophilia doesn't exist.

Speaking of Neil Diamond, I really hope he was lying about seeing a photo of a young Caroline Kennedy on a pony as the origins for 'Sweet Caroline'. Not only is the song terrible but the lyrics themselves lend itself to be on this list too once you consider he made a young girl he didn't know his muse.