The purpose of this website was to test market interest through a pilot scheme.
Applications for donation packs have far exceed the expectations.
Our clients are calling a hault to the invitation to apply for packs,
and will review the results of the scheme to decide on how to proceed.

"Sperm For Tickets" is kind of lame. How 'bout some genre-specific project titles... "Jizz For Jazz"? "Spunk For Punk"?posted by hjo3 at 3:12 AM on March 13, 2008 [15 favorites]

Applications for donation packs have far exceed the expectations.

Tee hee.

I don't think they thought the logistics of this through very well. They asked for jizz on the Internet. You know, the place with the largest population of compulsive masturbators in the world. Hell, I might have sent off for a "donation pack" just to see what, er, came in the mail. I might even beat off into it just for the, erm, fuck of it.posted by DecemberBoy at 3:22 AM on March 13, 2008

And with the festival tickets, a note : congratulations, this is your UPS paternity tracking number !posted by elpapacito at 3:29 AM on March 13, 2008

Yeah, because Glastonbury needs to have more wankers at it.posted by flashboy at 7:54 AM on March 13, 2008

Hoax, eh?

You ask for gallons of jizz, you might just get it. Better seal that mail slot tight.posted by Anything at 8:14 AM on March 13, 2008

Wow, SciencePunk. Well done on lurking for eight months, only to lose your metafiltorical virginity with a resounding debunk. Hi!posted by mumkin at 9:23 AM on March 13, 2008

Word to the debunk, but even in a comment, a little self-linkage disclaimer goes a long way toward stymieing eventual accusations. If your username just happens to be a coincidence though, my apologies.posted by solipsophistocracy at 9:30 AM on March 13, 2008

Debunked! Hah. I thought there was more to this than gametes the eye.posted by Guy_Inamonkeysuit at 11:53 AM on March 13, 2008

So let me get this strait. After centuries of oppression and ethnic cleansing the Irish finally wrest control of self-determination and their own destiny and they decide to ethnically cleans themselves by inviting the world to send them their spunk. Brilliant!posted by Pollomacho at 12:06 PM on March 13, 2008

The best was when he sent me a phone pic of the sample. The problem was he sent it to all his friends too. Now it's a full out war of the sperm count between all of them and no one is trying to have kids but us. Men and their virility. Pfft.posted by dasheekeejones at 4:55 PM on March 13, 2008

Now that I read it in full, it makes sense that it's a hoax. It has to stay body temperature for 1 hour. Unless someone is flying a supersonic plane, it ain't gonna happen.posted by dasheekeejones at 4:56 PM on March 13, 2008

Let me guess. This is a Virgin subsidiary, right?posted by dhartung at 5:20 PM on March 13, 2008

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