1. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
2. “Hi-lite” your shoes. Tell people that you haven’t lost your shoes since you did this.
3. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask him or her if they want fries with that.
5. Specify that your drive-through order is ‘to go’.
6. Sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
7. Reply to everything someone says with, “That’s what you think.”
8. Finish all your sentences with “in accordance with the prophecy.”
9. In the memo field of all your checks, write ‘for sexual favors’.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Sing along at the opera.
12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
13. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, “Sorry, I really prefer it this way.”
14. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I Won!”, “I Won!” “3rd time this week!!!”
15. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!”
16. Tell your children over dinner. “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

Rammynote: These are some pretty funny pictures but the F word and a little bit of a sexual nature on a few may turn off a some people. If that offends you, no worries, just please do not read this post! Otherwise laugh your self silly like I did.