Nas!

So the other day my buddy was over and he wanted to listen to some J5 some really shitty song and i said no and he kept bugging me (he has a shitty rap taste) so i put on Nas Illmatic's-The World is Yours and he said "Nas isn't even good, he sucks so much."......I kicked him out of my house.

unrelated but my friends wouldn't leave my house once so i drove them away with an airsoft shotgun by shooting them in the ankles

i felt like such a redneck

so i took a PHATY shit and flushed and to my surprise it just clogged worse and started overflowing and so i was tryin to clean that shit up but cut myself on a sword that i keep hanging over the toilet. at this point i completely lost it because my cat just died so i smashed the FUCK out of my toilet with this dwarven sludge hammer thats also hanging in my bathroom and now my bathrooms kinda flooding but FUCK it im gonna go get some taco bell LATE
-vanilla_scrilla