kiss: ""OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room." (Chapter 16)

sex: "(Da night before Draco and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). Dumbeldore chased Vlodemort away. We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Draco had a black MCR boom. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.)" (Chapter 18)

kiss: "We went back to our coffins frenching each other." (Chapter 21)

kiss: "We started freching as we climbed into the cofin." (Chapter 28)

sex: "Then... I took off Draco's MCR shrift and seductvely took of his pants. He was hung lik a stallone. He had replaced the Vampire tattoo that said Enoby on it. Black roses were around it. I gasped. He lookd exactly lik Gerard Way. Vampire took a vido camera. (I had sed it wuz ok b4). I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif. We started freching as we climbed into the cofin. He put his spock??? in my you-know-what????? and passively we did itRide of their lives?. "I love you Eboby. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u." he screamed as we got an orgasm. We watched Vampire filmed everything perfectly. Suddenly..." (Chapter 28)

"I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met youI used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!."