This month I’m giving readers a choice. We can either (a) discuss the possible privatization of Social Security and its impact on 21st-century macroeconomics or (b) go shopping for sex toys. May I see a show of hands?…

With friends like Hilda Hutcherson, MD, my go-to sexpert and the author of Pleasure: A Woman’s Guide to Getting the Sex You Want, Need, and Deserve, who needs sales help? I call my fearless pal and offer to buy her lunch in exchange for a guided tour of the best sex toys currently on the market. My education begins in the personal massagers section of a discreet midtown Manhattan shop called Eve’s Garden…

Hilda is zeroing in on an odd contraption. “Here’s one based on a medical device for women with arousal disorder. This piece suctions the clitoris” she says, holding up a rubbery thimble, “while this cylander vibrates. I write lots of prescriptions for these,” she says matter of factly.

“But isn’t everything here over-the-counter?”" I ask. “Aren’t sex toys more about leisure activity than medical need?” I can’t help picturing an operating room in which a dedicated young surgeon calls for his instruments: “Scalpel! Sutures! Box of remote-control panties!” Hilda puts down the sample of edible Kama Sutra Honey Dust she’s been enjoying. “When I write a prescription, I’m giving a woman permission from a doctor.” she says. “And some of us need that. Ten percent of the sexually active female population have never had an orgasm, and God konws how many women have trouble climaxing with a partner. I prescribe a vibrator for use during intercourse. Toys give you control and provide extra stimulation.”…

At exactly 12:29 Eastern standard time, life as I understand it officially ends. I note the sign that informs customers of a 10 percent discount on floor models, I see the make-your-own-dildo kit containing special molding powder, patented “liquid skin”, stir stick, vibrating unit, easy-to-follow instructions, and I suggest we break for lunch.

Over cobb salads, I ask Hilda if there’s any truth to the rumor that vibrators are addictive. “That’s ridiculous” she says. “Granted, if you’re using it five or six times a day, it’ll be hard to go back… but toys tend to put the oomph back into long-term relationships, so you start releasing those homrones that actually do keep couples close.” Hilda spears a cherry tomato. “And if you don’t have a steady partner, they help your body remember how to respond. Or if you’re menopausal — and not sexually active or taking estrogen — they keep the blood flowing through those vessels. You’ve got to prevent your vagina from shrinking and getting dry — a dildo is fantastic for that.”

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It’s safe and easy. You simply pour the probided rubber compound into a container, insert your penis, hold for one to two minutes to make the mold. After withdrawing your penis, pour in a second compound(to form the solid organ), and break the mold.

Long-distance lovers, and those on the road a lot, can give girlfriends a remembrance of them to, well, hold on to while they ‘re apart. I like that idea, since I always say lovers can survive separations if they stay in touch–with letters, calls, packages, and e-mails. Apiece this intimate is even better to fill a gap and forestall infidelity.

Erik was always threatened by his girlfriend’s fantasy of having sex with two men, but now he can oblige her. “With a copy of my own penis, she can have two men inside her, but they’d both be me,” he said excitedly.

Kurt was similarly eager to satisfy his girlfriend’s other common female fantasy– a man filling her vagina and mouth simultaneously. “She always says she can’t get enough of me, so now I can fill all her openings,” he said.

Women I spoke with had some novel ideas. “When Paul dumped me, he broke my heart and took away the best sex I ever had,” Francine said. “But with the cock-clone kit, I can always have a piece of him.”

The psychologist in me likes the fact that jilted lovers can use the copy to feel empowered, and the sex therapist in me approves of using a dildo for sexual self sufficiency in between real lovers.

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“Hey you, go fuck yourself,” OK I will, “What?” Oh, I made a latex dildo that is an exact replica of my dick so fucking myself is no probs. Come to think of it, double stuffing my girlfriend and then fucking her while I get a blowjob is also no probs. Oh yea, and when I’m away; having phone sex with her while she fucks herself with my dick is also no probs. Neither is giving it to ex-girlfriends so they never get over me. That too is no probs. See ya.]]>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 13:01:37 +0000http://www.cloneawilly.co.uk/clone-a-willy-in-the-news/club-magazine/
Want to give your lady a treat? Time to mold your meat.

Going away for a while? Got a job that takes you out of town for days at a time? Worried that the lady in your life will stray while you’re away? Worry no more, as the original Clone-A-Willy kit has got your back. Simply create an exact vibrating copy of your cock, present it to your woman and she won’t need to look elsewhere when her pussy needs filling. It’s also easy to use. Just add water tot eh molding gel, pour it into the tube for a minute and a half (it helps if you’re erect), remove and then pour the liquid rubber into your mold. 24 hours later, it’s ready for use.

Modeled in super realistic rubber, it’s as good as the real thing, with the notable exceptions that obviously it has no nerve endings, and it vibrates. Not so good for you, but perfect for your babe. Ion fact, she’s the big winner. If you’re already giving her a good hammering, she can use the doppeldong to give herself a virtual DP, or warm he pussy up with it while she slobs your knob. And of course, it keeps her occupied when you’re on the road. Perhaps you want to break up with her, but leave her with a little memento. In fact, we love the idea of all our ex-chicks still using molds of our dick behind their new guy’s back, but then we’re devious types. Making a present of a normal run-of-the mill dildo is one thing; giving her an anatomically perfect clone of your very own meat can’t be beat.

]]>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 13:04:13 +0000http://www.cloneawilly.co.uk/clone-a-willy-in-the-news/hustler-magazine/
Want an exact replica of your penis? Maybe you want to double-team your girlfriend without having another hairy-ass dude in the room. Possibly? Now you can give your sweetheart twice the pleasure with this vibrating life-size dildo. Just follow Clone-A-Willy’s simple four-step process, and you will then hold in your hand an amazingly detailed copy of your own cock.]]>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 13:05:53 +0000http://www.cloneawilly.co.uk/clone-a-willy-in-the-news/eto-magazine/
“Clone-A-Pussy”

You may remember the coverage we gave to the quite remarkable Clone-A-Willy toy that emerged (in ETO office) last year. Well, these days you can’t move around the ETO office without perfect replicas of Dale’s genitalia flapping around (not to mention the real thing), so we’re delighted that Empire Labs has sought to right the gender imbalance of its previous works. It works in a simple enough way – the user simply creates a mould based on the outer regions of the female parts, which can then be used to construct a rubbery replica. What you do with that is your own business.

“This Is Opportunity Knocking”

If you haven’t already seen this month’s Marketplace pages, our Product of the Month in this issue is Empire Labs’ Clone-A-Willy Kit. It allows customers to mould a life-size, fully accurate copy of the penis of their choice, and it even comes with a vibration function to put some spring into the finished product’s step.

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When a production company needed a few replicas of realistic-looking penises for a film, it went to Empire Labs, a medical prosthetics company, to create them. The life-like copies, fashioned from molds, were perfect in the movie, but kept disappearing from the set. Now the kit is available retail so you can make your own high-quality dildo that’s so exact, each vein and ridge is reproduced just as it is on the body part. Your dream penis can be yours full time–and fully erect! Ain’t nothing like the real thing, baby!]]>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 13:16:05 +0000http://www.cloneawilly.co.uk/clone-a-willy-in-the-news/avn-magazine/
“Glow-in-the-dark Clone-A-Willy”

There is no woman – or man, for that matter – who shouldn’t have a clone of their favorite cock! This ingenious kit comes complete with everything needed to create a glowing penis clone, plus a vibrator unit to get that replica roaring. This glow-in-the-dark kit is the perfect tool for open-minded consumers intent on immortalizing themselves.

“Clone A Willy”

Empire Labs’ CEO used his background in chemistry, orthotics and artificial limbs to come up with the special formula. With the kit, a man simply mixes the molding powder with water, allows it to sit for 5-6 minutes, and then inserts his erect member into the cup for 60-90 seconds. After pulling out, he must pour the rubber resin into the mold and let it cure for about six hours. Then the life-like dildo is complete.

Empire Labs says the translucent rubber not only looks real, it also feels real. “We find that mostly couples, straight and gay buy the product. It’s just something different they would do. It’s fun, like a little science project. Gay couples buy two kits.”

To accommodate a flood of requests, the company added the Vibrating Penis Kit in 1999. That version simply requires the placement of a tiny, high-powered vibrating egg into the base before the rubber cures.

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Not only does this prize include $50 to Fantasy Video, which you could do all sorts of naughty things with, it also includes a penis dildo kit (courtesy of Empire Labs…)! Which means you can make a dildo in the shape of, say, your boyfriend’s penis (so you’ll always get a piece of him)…]]>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 13:17:44 +0000http://www.cloneawilly.co.uk/clone-a-willy-in-the-news/high-society-magazine/
Have you been evading your girl’s three-way fantasies, out of fear that she might pick a guy who’s um, a bigger guy than you? The Clone-A-Willy Kit is your answer. This product allows you to make a dildo from a mold of your very own schlong, thus ensuring that you can D.P. your girlfriend without worrying about being outclassed.]]>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 13:19:20 +0000http://www.cloneawilly.co.uk/clone-a-willy-in-the-news/mayfair-magazine/
If you’re like most chaps, you’re probably just a little bit impressed with what you’ve got in your pants. And wouldn’t it be nice to have a spare, just in case you catch something off one of those ladies you’re so pally with that stand around at the end of your street, and it falls off? Well, now you can, with the Clone-A-Willy kit. The kit is the ideal tool for making a realistic rubber version of your little soldier, without the pain and burning that comes with dipping it in hot wax. The process is very simple: mix the moulding powder with water and insert your chap. Wait a few moments, withdraw and the fill the rubber mix. A few moments later and you can pull out an exact replica of your little soldier. Honestly, it’s like looking in a mirror. And to make sure your will clone is exactly identical, it also comes equipped with a vibrating unit to make it shudder, judder and quake – just like a real penis.Magazine

But what to do with your clone when it’s finished? Well, obviously your first instinct will be to put it up on the mantlepiece and show dinner guests when the pop round. You could also take it to work, and use it as a handy paperweight.

Then again, you could always give it to the wife and tell her she can finally have that orgasm you’ve always promised her. Or if you’re feeling really bold, you could bring it to bed with you, shove it up your own arse, and show the missus that it does fit, it doesn’t hurt that much, and would it kill her to try it just once?

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HOT team member Davey Smith set out to make a replica of his willy!

There is something quite self glorifying about duplicating a rubber version of your own cock…I was in awe of being able to pleasure myself on myself or anyone else twice—lucky them!…

The rubber solution was easy to make and poured into the mould and vibrator added before it started to set…Like a restless child on Christmas Eve I could hardly sleep a wink!…Bright eyed and bushy tailed, we both raced out of bed in the morning to remove the piece. With a tug and a rub it came out of its shell in exact proportions in more of a realistic way than I ever imagined!

With all other dildos now confined to the bin, I enjoyed the rest of the day playing around!

Get involved, Clone your Willy, it will be the quickest and easiest thing for pleasure since premature ejaculation!

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Sure, you have his sweaty old T-shirt to wear to bed for pleasant memories when he’s away on business. But nothing lets the lust linger better then crafting your lover’s cock into your very own dildo.]]>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 13:26:00 +0000