thomps:Soon, the F.W.C. was warning that wild macaques can carry the herpes B virus, which, though not easily transmitted to humans, can be fatal.

must...be...strong...thomps. don't...give...in...to...temptation

spokesman also told the press, "They're infamous for throwing feces at things they don't like."

OH GOD HOW CAN I RESIST

*boards plane to tampa*

"Farker Thomps was arrested today outside the RNC convention in Tampa, along with 9,000 macaque monkeys. When asked what he intended to do with them, the deranged man could only stammer...'feces...monkeys...throwing...' before being Tased and hauled away. The fate of the monkeys is unknown at this time."

Gyrfalcon:thomps: Soon, the F.W.C. was warning that wild macaques can carry the herpes B virus, which, though not easily transmitted to humans, can be fatal.

must...be...strong...thomps. don't...give...in...to...temptation

spokesman also told the press, "They're infamous for throwing feces at things they don't like."

OH GOD HOW CAN I RESIST

*boards plane to tampa*

"Farker Thomps was arrested today outside the RNC convention in Tampa, along with 9,000 macaque monkeys. When asked what he intended to do with them, the deranged man could only stammer...'feces...monkeys...throwing...' before being Tased and hauled away. The fate of the monkeys is unknown at this time."

Later he went on to become a bit player and writer for Saturday Night Live. Unfortunately the monkey didn't work out so well after a time in New York, and his career went on the skids until he decided to do political humor. Oddly, a few moonbats actually took him seriously. Sensing a job opportunity, he was elected a senator from Minnesota. He still has no clue what he's doing, is a terrible actor, but the money is good and since it's the Senate, no one cares.

thomps:Gyrfalcon: thomps: Soon, the F.W.C. was warning that wild macaques can carry the herpes B virus, which, though not easily transmitted to humans, can be fatal.

must...be...strong...thomps. don't...give...in...to...temptation

spokesman also told the press, "They're infamous for throwing feces at things they don't like."

OH GOD HOW CAN I RESIST

*boards plane to tampa*

"Farker Thomps was arrested today outside the RNC convention in Tampa, along with 9,000 macaque monkeys. When asked what he intended to do with them, the deranged man could only stammer...'feces...monkeys...throwing...' before being Tased and hauled away. The fate of the monkeys is unknown at this time."

thomps:Gyrfalcon: thomps: Soon, the F.W.C. was warning that wild macaques can carry the herpes B virus, which, though not easily transmitted to humans, can be fatal.

must...be...strong...thomps. don't...give...in...to...temptation

spokesman also told the press, "They're infamous for throwing feces at things they don't like."

OH GOD HOW CAN I RESIST

*boards plane to tampa*

"Farker Thomps was arrested today outside the RNC convention in Tampa, along with 9,000 macaque monkeys. When asked what he intended to do with them, the deranged man could only stammer...'feces...monkeys...throwing...' before being Tased and hauled away. The fate of the monkeys is unknown at this time."

JoeCowboy:thomps: Gyrfalcon: thomps: Soon, the F.W.C. was warning that wild macaques can carry the herpes B virus, which, though not easily transmitted to humans, can be fatal.

must...be...strong...thomps. don't...give...in...to...temptation

spokesman also told the press, "They're infamous for throwing feces at things they don't like."

OH GOD HOW CAN I RESIST

*boards plane to tampa*

"Farker Thomps was arrested today outside the RNC convention in Tampa, along with 9,000 macaque monkeys. When asked what he intended to do with them, the deranged man could only stammer...'feces...monkeys...throwing...' before being Tased and hauled away. The fate of the monkeys is unknown at this time."