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This comic is based on an actual conversation I had at work, making the first panel here as true to my life as I can make it. The second panel is not at all true, because that robot angelghost didnít show up until two days later, and it wasnít hovering politely over our heads, but stealing donuts and coffee from the kitchen down the hall. Then it leaked oil on the carpet and drew mustaches on photographs of people who already had mustaches. What a crazy day that was.

Robots do not become angle/ghosts unless they have achieved sentence which means in a past life Ben killed a sentient robot. So unless this is a nonlinear time line in the past there where sentient robots. Thus I have proved it is possible Ben's past life was John Wilkes Booth and that Abraham Lincoln was in fact a robot.