This is one of the best XXX movies of 2016, no doubt.

The Marine was released a few days ago and is the debut film from EliteX Films. I watched the movie last night as I spent yet another night being alone and drunk on cheap whiskey. And while that’s bad news for my liver, social life and mental health…it does result in me being able to post a review of the movie here on Die-Screaming.

Yay I win at life yay!

Before getting to that part, however, allow me to give you the extremely confusing and poorly written official movie synopsis as taken from The Marine official website…

The Marine is a story driven action packed movie. Chris, an Ex-Marine is in love with and dates Sarah. As they get closer with every date, hoping to have a sincere and true relationship with Sarah, Chris withholds entertaining Jessica’s texts. He is aware of Jessica’s crush towards him but also knows it is more inclined along the lines of lust. Sarah on the other hand, is forced to distance herself from Chris as she is trapped in a prostitution ring run by Ricardo in favor of Carlos, a vicious drug lord. When Chris realizes Sarah needs help he takes matters into his own hands and risks his life to free her from the peril that she is in. He faces off Carlos’ army of thugs, body guards and hitmen to rescue her. The duo while on the run from Carlos realize they have something belonging to him which could potentially disrupt his entire drug operation. While it manifests as Carlos’s vulnerability and their advantage, they also know he would stop at nothing to get it back.

Directed by: Steve Johns

Produced by: EliteX Films

Starring:

Chad White

Dana DeArmond

Tasha Rein

Daisy Haze

Nick Manning

What I liked about The Marine…

From start to finish, The Marine was an extremely well-constructed film. It delivered sizzling sex scenes from some of the top talent in the industry, an edgy plot with loads of action and high-end video production. From beginning to end, it was fun to watch. Clearly, The Marine was a film put together by some very talented people with access to a decent budget and that quality was very much appreciated. By me. And probably you, too.

While the plot does pull from many of the usual Hollywood blockbuster storylines (ex-military versus evil drug lord because love), The Marine makes a serious attempt to deliver realistic action sequences. Lots of hand-to-hand fighting, machine guns and gore. We need more of these things in life, I think.

But while the fighting and gun stuff is good, the hardcore sex scenes featured in The Marine are fantastic. And the real reason any of us are watching it. Tasha Reign, Dana DeArmond and Daisy Haze are all amazing when it comes to sex (duh) and they each delivered stunning performances here. Y’know, the kind that just make you sit there and stare at the screen with your mouth hanging open and a little bit of drool oozing down your chin.

Chad White’s performance was probably one of the best I’ve ever seen from him. With his role in The Marine, he’s proven that in addition to being a hunky sex machine, he also is equipped with an impressive set of acting and martial arts skills. Essentially, he is everything that most other men wish they were but aren’t. DAMN YOU, CHAD WHITE! But yeah, he was really good in this movie and I’m guessing he has several award nominations coming his way in the next few months.

The best scene in The Marine, in my drunken-ass opinion, was the threesome with Mr. White, Dana DeArmond and Tasha Reign. The amount of heat generated from their performance could probably be detected from space. It’s just not fair that three people could be that sexy and that good at sex and fucking each other at the same time. But it was absolutely joyous to watch.

What I didn’t like about The Marine…

That official plot description. Seriously, scroll up and read that shit again.

Additional review notes

Total runtime for The Marine was 2 hours 14 minutes

The movie has (so far) only been released on VOD

If Steve Johns has directed any other porn movies besides this one, I don’t know about it

The copy of The Marine used for this review was rented by me via VOD from AdultEmpire, costing me a grand total of $5.99 for the two day rental

The bottom line…

The Marine is delivers a healthy balance of scorching hardcore sex and realistic action sequences, featuring some of the biggest names in porn. If you don't watch this porn movie, you are a fucking idiot.

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