So if you were lucky enough to live below me… your porch would have a nice big fat blob of clay on it today. But that’s what you get for telling tall tales to the landlord, you whiney little asshole, you.

Whether it is Mother’s day or Art-a-Whirl, there is no denying that you need a dish or aquarium decoration of some sort. Come on down to Fired Up! Studios this weekend to get your fix. (1701 east Hennepin ave, Minneapolis)

Here I sit gearing up for Art-a-Whirl, which is a some sort of wandering hot mess art festival in Northeast Minneapolis. You have a program or brochure that tells you of all the ‘participating’ studios in the area that you can visit.

The last time I went to one of these things I noticed a lot of art was being sold but also a lot of people who were passed out drunk before 8pm, and a lot of vegans falling off the wagon with Oscar Meyer hotdogs.

I still don’t know if I will attend, but my sculptures will. My shared studio applied too late so we are not in the program but but but! It will be open May 16-18th from noon till whenever. (Fired up! Studios, on the corner of Hennepin and Stinson building 1701… mpls.)