Ahoy!

I have been creating pictures since I was nine years old, when my father took me to a Red Lobster and I scrawled all over the menu. The first person to be bothered by my artwork was my seventh grade math teacher Mr. Schaffsma, who became angered by my decision to draw a detailed rendition of a gentleman enthusiastically pooping. Since then, I have somehow managed to create and sell artwork of the same quality. A 2004 graduate of the California College of Arts & Crafts, I live and work in lovely Oakland, Ca.