The earth here has been pretty well salted post Great Bustie Exodus, I don't know if anything will flourish ever again. Outside of the bots, it's just you, the smallies, & the odd BV sufferer. Less than ten people still bother to post. Good on ya for trying, I suppose.

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"You're cute, like a velvet glove cast in iron. And like a gas chamber, a real fun gal."

In 2010, the Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF) sent a letter to the City of Warren, Michigan. For years, the city had put out a holiday display that included a lighted tree, reindeer, snowmen, a “Winter Welcome” sign and a nativity scene. Unsurprisingly, FFRF didn’t like it. They demanded the city put up another sign that read, in part, “At this season of THE WINTER SOLSTICE may reason prevail. There are no gods, no devils, no angels, No heaven or hell. There is only our natural world, Religion is but Myth and superstition That hardens hearts And enslaves minds.” Also unsurprisingly, the city refused, and FFRF sued.

A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.”

The crowd murmured their approval.

The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his Johnson in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.

After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered.

Some time later, the man stood up again and made another offer, "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd.

After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar; a blonde woman timidly spoke up.........."I'll try it. Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle."