Sunday, March 22, 2009

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. "Betty, I was wondering--- have you ever cheated on me?". "Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question.." "Yes Betty, I really want to know. Please." "Well, all right. Three times." "Three? When were they?" "Well , Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own andno bank would give you a loan? Remember how one day the banf president came over to the house and sign the loan papers, no questions asked?" "Oh Betty ! You did that for me! I respect you more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was the second time?" "Well, Jack, remember when you had the last heart attack and you needing that ver tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBacky came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in the good shape again?" "Oh, Betty , I cant believe it! I love that you do such a thing for me, you saved my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife! To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. When was the number three?" "Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be the president of the golf club, and youwere 17 votes short?