30 day jail sentence in Cali for women guilty of non-violent crimes ends up being 2 or 3 days. By Monday we'll have another thread of the likes "The rich never serve the same time the regular people do".

ddam:30 day jail sentence in Cali for women guilty of non-violent crimes ends up being 2 or 3 days. By Monday we'll have another thread of the likes "The rich never serve the same time the regular people do".

Wel,, you have to admit it's frustrating the the justice you receive can depend on the justice you can afford.

ddam:30 day jail sentence in Cali for women guilty of non-violent crimes ends up being 2 or 3 days. By Monday we'll have another thread of the likes "The rich never serve the same time the regular people do".

What's the standard poor people punishment for reckless driving while drunk and on cocaine again?

ddam:30 day jail sentence in Cali for women guilty of non-violent crimes ends up being 2 or 3 days. By Monday we'll have another thread of the likes "The rich never serve the same time the regular people do".

The whole midget, then have her shoot it out, and be forced to lick it clean. All the vaginal juices, blood, and whatever other effluents may have become stuck to the midget. Then I want her to be forced to remove one pound of her own flesh, cook it, and eat it. What part of her body the flesh comes from is unimportant, but it needs to be one pound, no more, no less. Then I'd like to see her sodomized by a dildo with rubber spikes, attached to a power drill.

Perhaps after that she could be paraded, nude and bloody, through the streets of Los Angeles. Her walk of shame, all the way to jail.

TheManofPA:ddam: 30 day jail sentence in Cali for women guilty of non-violent crimes ends up being 2 or 3 days. By Monday we'll have another thread of the likes "The rich never serve the same time the regular people do".

What's the standard poor people punishment for reckless driving while drunk and on cocaine again?

I'm only addressing the time served part. Cali prisons, especially those that house women, are overcrowded to the level that they make warehouses into huge cells that house 300-500 inmates. Non-violent offenders serve very little time and get released on parole.

ddam:TheManofPA: ddam: 30 day jail sentence in Cali for women guilty of non-violent crimes ends up being 2 or 3 days. By Monday we'll have another thread of the likes "The rich never serve the same time the regular people do".

What's the standard poor people punishment for reckless driving while drunk and on cocaine again?

I'm only addressing the time served part. Cali prisons, especially those that house women, are overcrowded to the level that they make warehouses into huge cells that house 300-500 inmates. Non-violent offenders serve very little time and get released on parole.

I do doubt she'll serve the 30 days in the end. I would lean towards 5 days total with then some sort of double secret probation. Heck, I wouldn't be stunned anymore if it ended up being 14 hours of total time with half of that being processing. This is especially given the new delay.

Of course, then we get the fun of watching it all happen as she stops going to the morgue after the first 3 weeks of work and is found in Europe.

Kurmudgeon:Sad to think this is all Fark has to obsess on, post-Britney.

Well, there was a time I would have done anything to Lindsay, now, I would at least entertain second thoughts, before diving in to that cesspool of disease and drug infested body. I would still hit it though, I won't lie, although I would feign shame like the last time I had sex with a fat chick.

LectertheChef:I want to see Ms. Lohan having her womb filled with a midget.

The whole midget, then have her shoot it out, and be forced to lick it clean. All the vaginal juices, blood, and whatever other effluents may have become stuck to the midget. Then I want her to be forced to remove one pound of her own flesh, cook it, and eat it. What part of her body the flesh comes from is unimportant, but it needs to be one pound, no more, no less. Then I'd like to see her sodomized by a dildo with rubber spikes, attached to a power drill.

Perhaps after that she could be paraded, nude and bloody, through the streets of Los Angeles. Her walk of shame, all the way to jail.

I think she'd be all for this, as long as she did a lot of drugs beforehand.

LectertheChef:I want to see Ms. Lohan having her womb filled with a midget.

The whole midget, then have her shoot it out, and be forced to lick it clean. All the vaginal juices, blood, and whatever other effluents may have become stuck to the midget. Then I want her to be forced to remove one pound of her own flesh, cook it, and eat it. What part of her body the flesh comes from is unimportant, but it needs to be one pound, no more, no less. Then I'd like to see her sodomized by a dildo with rubber spikes, attached to a power drill.

Perhaps after that she could be paraded, nude and bloody, through the streets of Los Angeles. Her walk of shame, all the way to jail.

That pretty much goes for me too, except that I'd also like to see her drawn and quartered, or similarly dismembered.

LectertheChef:I want to see Ms. Lohan having her womb filled with a midget.

The whole midget, then have her shoot it out, and be forced to lick it clean. All the vaginal juices, blood, and whatever other effluents may have become stuck to the midget. Then I want her to be forced to remove one pound of her own flesh, cook it, and eat it. What part of her body the flesh comes from is unimportant, but it needs to be one pound, no more, no less. Then I'd like to see her sodomized by a dildo with rubber spikes, attached to a power drill.

Perhaps after that she could be paraded, nude and bloody, through the streets of Los Angeles. Her walk of shame, all the way to jail.

LectertheChef:I want to see Ms. Lohan having her womb filled with a midget.

The whole midget, then have her shoot it out, and be forced to lick it clean. All the vaginal juices, blood, and whatever other effluents may have become stuck to the midget. Then I want her to be forced to remove one pound of her own flesh, cook it, and eat it. What part of her body the flesh comes from is unimportant, but it needs to be one pound, no more, no less. Then I'd like to see her sodomized by a dildo with rubber spikes, attached to a power drill.

Perhaps after that she could be paraded, nude and bloody, through the streets of Los Angeles. Her walk of shame, all the way to jail.

Given your screen name, remind me never to eat at whatever mental institution you cook at.

LectertheChef:I want to see Ms. Lohan having her womb filled with a midget.

The whole midget, then have her shoot it out, and be forced to lick it clean. All the vaginal juices, blood, and whatever other effluents may have become stuck to the midget. Then I want her to be forced to remove one pound of her own flesh, cook it, and eat it. What part of her body the flesh comes from is unimportant, but it needs to be one pound, no more, no less. Then I'd like to see her sodomized by a dildo with rubber spikes, attached to a power drill.

Perhaps after that she could be paraded, nude and bloody, through the streets of Los Angeles. Her walk of shame, all the way to jail.

scottydoesntknow:Huh, I would love to see if that excuse would work for the normal people of the USA.

It probably would. Charges aren't so serious they'd want to lock a person up right away and she's not a flight risk. Any half-competent attorney should be able to get the start of a sentence pushed off by a week for many reasons; work, wedding to attend, etc.

hogans:LectertheChef: I want to see Ms. Lohan having her womb filled with a midget.

The whole midget, then have her shoot it out, and be forced to lick it clean. All the vaginal juices, blood, and whatever other effluents may have become stuck to the midget. Then I want her to be forced to remove one pound of her own flesh, cook it, and eat it. What part of her body the flesh comes from is unimportant, but it needs to be one pound, no more, no less. Then I'd like to see her sodomized by a dildo with rubber spikes, attached to a power drill.

Perhaps after that she could be paraded, nude and bloody, through the streets of Los Angeles. Her walk of shame, all the way to jail.

That pretty much goes for me too, except that I'd also like to see her drawn and quartered, or similarly dismembered.

The problem with dismemberment is that you can only do it once, unless you're a very skilled surgeon. My way, she's still living, though delightfully disfigured, as well as the sweet, sweet degradation.

Detinwolf:LectertheChef: I want to see Ms. Lohan having her womb filled with a midget.

The whole midget, then have her shoot it out, and be forced to lick it clean. All the vaginal juices, blood, and whatever other effluents may have become stuck to the midget. Then I want her to be forced to remove one pound of her own flesh, cook it, and eat it. What part of her body the flesh comes from is unimportant, but it needs to be one pound, no more, no less. Then I'd like to see her sodomized by a dildo with rubber spikes, attached to a power drill.

Perhaps after that she could be paraded, nude and bloody, through the streets of Los Angeles. Her walk of shame, all the way to jail.

Thelyphthoric:LectertheChef: I want to see Ms. Lohan having her womb filled with a midget.

The whole midget, then have her shoot it out, and be forced to lick it clean. All the vaginal juices, blood, and whatever other effluents may have become stuck to the midget. Then I want her to be forced to remove one pound of her own flesh, cook it, and eat it. What part of her body the flesh comes from is unimportant, but it needs to be one pound, no more, no less. Then I'd like to see her sodomized by a dildo with rubber spikes, attached to a power drill.

Perhaps after that she could be paraded, nude and bloody, through the streets of Los Angeles. Her walk of shame, all the way to jail.

Given your screen name, remind me never to eat at whatever mental institution you cook at.

I'll have you know that the only mental institution I've spent any time in wouldn't let me anywhere near an open flame, or cutlery.

LectertheChef:I want to see Ms. Lohan having her womb filled with a midget.

The whole midget, then have her shoot it out, and be forced to lick it clean. All the vaginal juices, blood, and whatever other effluents may have become stuck to the midget. Then I want her to be forced to remove one pound of her own flesh, cook it, and eat it. What part of her body the flesh comes from is unimportant, but it needs to be one pound, no more, no less. Then I'd like to see her sodomized by a dildo with rubber spikes, attached to a power drill.

Perhaps after that she could be paraded, nude and bloody, through the streets of Los Angeles. Her walk of shame, all the way to jail.

For all the Studmen69s in here, just remember kids, there is a new invention called Photoshop. If you think the Playboy spread is going to look like a meth / coke trainwreck, than your penises are in for a happy surprise.

This whole saga is ridiculous. They should have left her alone from the start. No one is going to stop her inevitable downward spiral, so stop wasting the time of law enforcement and the courts. If anything they're just making it worse.

coeyagiFor all the Studmen69s in here, just remember kids, there is a new invention called Photoshop. If you think the Playboy spread is going to look like a meth / coke trainwreck, than your penises are in for a happy surprise

If they make it look like a normal Playboy photo[shoot|shop], I doubt that there will be a happy surprise as I'm not into anime/cartoon erotica.