What do you do after giving the crypt-keepers a bump? You steal his keys of course... Miss sweet piece of meat herself, Comic Danielle Stewart drops by and talks about things you can wrap your tongue around. Old folks unite and open a sweet can of whoop ass.

Your child suffering from night terrors? Not any more, after you slip a Beretta with a silencer into his hands. We bring you "The mystery of the bad chicken on Cinco de Mayo." Today's ambulances... Not your mother's meat wagon.

The tree of revenge does not carry fruit... Unless you have a heck of a lot of patience, and access to a lead pipe. Also, the tale of Lawrence Taylor and the rock that pissed him way off. Harry Dean Stanton, purveyor of filthy jokes? Hellz to the YEAH!!!