I’d like to ask you all to wrack your brains and help me out with some wacky names - no longer than 13 characters including spaces - for racehorses to use in a series of puzzles which I’m compiling. The following list, which is part of what I’ve come up with so far will, I’m sure, give you an idea of what I’m looking for. One hundred names gives me twenty puzzles. To date I have forty three short of enough for sixty puzzles but I’d like to get as many as you can come up with. No need to post a great number all at once, just as they come to mind.

But please, no double-entendres, no names that are suggestive or could be considered vulgar or to have obscene meaning or names that could be considered offensive to religious, ethnic or political groups.

George

When we're gaun up the hill o’ fortune, may we ne'er meet a frien' comin' doun!

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