Well, so says Ed Olney, an organizer for all 27 years and a man who can have an entire conversation about poop without saying the word “poop.” He’s a master of the euphemism.

Dung, droppings, manure — if you’re sniffing around for some family fun this weekend, Dighton is the place to be.

For the uninitiated, the highlight of the Cow Chip Festival involves several cows from Bristol County Agricultural High School walking around on a grid of 484 3-foot-by-3-foot squares and “making their deposits,” according to Olney. Spectators buy “chances,” at $10 per square, and the holder of the square that gets the first “deposit” wins $500, second place gets $300 and third place wins $200.

There will also be a smaller $5-per-square board that will offer 50/50 winnings, because Olney said the main board is so popular, “it will definitely sell out.”

This year, the judges for the “Cow Chip Thing,” as it’s called, are three superintendents from area schools: Richard W. Gross, superintendent of Bristol-Plymouth Regional Technical School; Stephen P. Dempsey, Superintendent/Director of Bristol Aggie; and Anthony Azar, who will take over as superintendent of Dighton-Rehoboth on July 1.

“This is his initiation — a welcome to the area, you know?” Olney said of the newly appointed Azar.

The Cow Chip Festival will be held on May 30 and 31 and June 1 behind Dighton Town Hall. And while cow droppings may be a big draw, “it’s progressed to have several highlights,” according to Olney.

It kicks off Friday at 4 p.m. with a Woodsman Contest, featuring speed chainsaw cutting, “hot saw,” ax throwing, log rolling and timed chainsaw cutting events. “Mainly it’s a spectator-type event,” said Olney, meaning that such feats are best left to the professionals. This is the first event in a circuit of contests that these “woodsmen” take part in, culminating in a championship at the end of the season at Maine’s popular Fryeburg Fair.

There will be carnival rides and concession stands running all three days, as well as two bands performing on Saturday night — local favorites Funk ‘N’ Country and Vinny Berrelo — and a 10 p.m. fireworks display to cap off the evening.

On Sunday afternoon, a mini tractor pull will take place on the track behind Dighton Town Hall and prizes will be awarded.

“It’s all good, clean fun,” Olney said. “Something for the family. At one time we had Lincoln Park, Crescent Park, the Rehoboth Fair — we outlasted all of them.”

Proceeds from the event will go toward community projects and Massachusetts Eye Research.

There will also be a chicken barbecue on Saturday evening; for tickets ($12) contact Tony Rosario at 508-669-6877.