Jill Zarin

Real Housewives of New York Season 11 will be here before you know it! Tbe trailer dropped! Now, the new taglines are here! All we need are some fresh episodes and shady interview quotes to bring it all together.

As the fans know, all taglines are not equal. For every iconic one, there are about a dozen duds among all of the different shows. So how did the New York ladies do this time around? Let’s assess.

Brace yourselves. Real Housewives of New York Season 11 might be more explosive than last season. Barbara Kavovit joins the returning ladies as a Friend of the Housewives. She doesn’t seem to be afraid of the drama. Barbara argues with Dorinda Medley in the trailer. This woman stepped into the ring with Heavyweight Champion of the World Dorinda and lived to tell the tale. However, not everyone is receptive to the newest face on the show.

The Ramona Coaster is back in full swing, and poor Barbara is in the warpath. The Singer Stinger is back and striking once again. The first thing to remember is Ramona Singer DOES NOT want anyone that might outshine her new on the show or anyone from the past to return. Ramona has NO time for Barbara. Apparently, there’s not enough Pinot Grigio in New York City for the both of them.

There’s nothing like some mother/child time, right? Kelly Dodd took her daughter Jolie to Phoenix via private jet. How Lala Kentof her! Teen Mom star Jenelle Evanstook the low key route. She just posted a selfie with her baby girl.

Kristin Cavallarishared photos with her children taking care of a baby bird. Shamari DeVoeshared a throwback photo breastfeeding her twin boys. This is probably going to get some attention, because… well, it’s 2019. People are just looking for reasons to be offended these days.

It always feels like Christmas morning when a Real Housewives of New York trailer drops. The RHONY ladies consistently strike that perfect balance of craziness, friendship, laughter, and drama. This show deserves an Emmy!

As another year approaches, it is time to reflect upon the past, and dream about the future. As a reality television fanatic fan, my thoughts turn to which Housewives need to grace our television screens once again. Are you listening, Bravo?

Each Real Housewivesfranchise has seasons that are amazing and others that are boring less exciting. Often, the key is having the right number of newbies and franchise favorites. But what really makes sparks fly is when a Housewife returns to a show, resuming prior relationships and interacting with newer castmates. Here is my dream team of who needs to be, and deserves to be, a Housewife again.

Lindsay Lohan will back in front of the camera. The 32-year-old former actress has not been on the big screen in a while, but she hasn’t exactly kept a low profile. She has made plenty of headlines for everything from her party habits to her romantic relationships to her constantly changing accent. Now, she wants to rebrand herself as an entrepreneur and hotel owner. This means that she will return to reality TV.

TheLohan Beach Club, on the Greek party island of Mykonos, will be the setting for her new reality series. The MTV show, currently titled Lindsay Lohan’s Beachclub, will feature the antics of her resort staff and her role as the club owner.

It’s safe to assume that pretty much anyone reading this is thankful for reality television. This gratitude is probably applicable to reality TV Instagram posts as well. A lot of your favorite reality TV stars shared photos from their Thanksgiving celebrations and charity work.

There are some reality TV Thanksgiving gatherings that I wish were filmed. First and foremost, Vanderpump Rules stars Jax Taylor, Stassi Schroeder, Brittany Cartwright, and Stassi’s man Beau Clark all spent Thanksgiving together. Stassi even joked on Instagram, “Why weren’t the cameras here?” Seriously though. That is a great question. Exes hanging out and actually being friends will forever fascinate me.

Speaking of exes, JWOWW and her ex Roger Mathewsspent time with family on Thanksgiving. What is going on with the two of them? Are they just keeping it cordial for the sake of the kids? Are they repairing their romantic relationship? Either way, there were no smiles in the Instagram posts.