Friday, 20 April 2012

Its funny how many people I've datedslept with that I've never even met
according to the tabloids. BUT what's that?! *whispers because its a
secret* I'm really a lesbian?! Ha! Thanks for writing yet another boring
untrue story. I thought I was still dating Tinie, NO Ellie G, NO Mark
Wright....bla bla bla! #cantkeepup#noneofitstrue