I suppose he might need to leave his hair long for a film role. That doesn’t excuse the grease though!

Gossip tip off: By the way, here in Merry Olde England the whole nation is utterly consumed by Russell Brand – recent presenter of the VMAs – and Letterman-wannabe Jonathan Ross being suspended by the BBC, pending an enquiry. “Hot water” doesn’t even begin to describe the troubled they are in for making obscene prank phone calls on air. Silly boys.