Today, I went into a small coffee shop. In line, a guy came up to me and was like "I haven't seen you here before, are you new in town?" and I replied with "Oh, no I've lived here for years. The coffee here is crap, though, so I only come here when Starbucks is full" He's the owner of the shop. FML

tsk tsk that is for being to much in a rush/lazy to wait in line for starbucks..
like number 2 said maybe you should not speak your mind to random strangers..
and try thinking before you speak, trust me it might come in handy.