While Green was quick to deny that the film has moved any closer to being a reality, the actor left the door open for future possibilities. “I’ll tell you what,” he declared. “If a script for ‘Austin Powers 4’ gets written and then it gets greenlit by whatever version of New Line is still making movies, and everybody agrees to do it, then we’ll have something to talk about. But at this point, ‘Austin Powers 4’ is nothing more than something Mike Myers talked about off-handedly during the ‘Shrek’ press.” [MTV]

Phew, that’s a relief – I need a few years break, my sides are still sore from Austin Powers three. I mean, a roller skating Dutchman? Where do they get this stuff!

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Off topic, but my girlfriend just hit on by Steve Guttenberg. Seriously.

04.25.08 at 3:33 pm

RonDogg

*just GOT

04.25.08 at 3:34 pm

RonDogg

The World needs the Wisdom of Austin Powers now more than ever.I would camp out for this movie.

04.25.08 at 3:34 pm

RonDogg

I think Austin Powers 4 will be released before CHINESE DEMOCRACY hits the shelf. /suicide

04.25.08 at 3:35 pm

Crunchy

LOL vince that’s hilarious — i read on perez hilton that The Hoff sends his assistant into the audience to give girls his #….. as for Austin Powers 4, PLEASE!! hurry up!! i miss mini me :)

04.25.08 at 3:35 pm

Pauly Dangerously

Lince, you better let him hit that. You want that Gutten smell on you, trust me.

04.25.08 at 3:36 pm

Stone Soup

Off topic, but my girlfriend just hit on by Steve Guttenberg. Seriously.Here’s some advice – make sure you’re shampoo has not been substituted with epoxy. Guttenberg knows that he can steal any girl from a guy with two hand-shaped bald spots.

04.25.08 at 3:40 pm

Stinky Peet

Lince: I hope she told him to put his pecker back in his pants and bring the goddamn drink order already.

04.25.08 at 3:41 pm

RoboPanda

I gave my brother an autographed picture of Steve Guttenburg for Christmas a couple years ago. He has it framed in his office at work and gauges new coworkers by their reaction to it. The Gute hasn’t steered him wrong yet.

04.25.08 at 3:47 pm

Burnsy

My mom’s a nurse and she saved Steve Guttenberg’s mom’s life, true story. Then Steve asked my mom if there was anything he could do to show his gratitude and she said, "Stop."

04.25.08 at 3:48 pm

Burnsy

How great/lame/gay/Jewish is it that three of us have Gutt stories?

04.25.08 at 3:49 pm

bryce

Vance: that is quite a sad claim. The Guttenberg from Police Academy 1? That would be cool. The Guttenberg from now? Not so much…

04.25.08 at 3:50 pm

bryce

Vance: Is your g/f a glowing Alien?

04.25.08 at 3:50 pm

Marcus Halberstram

…that’d be just my luck; some quasi-celeb who I haven’t even thought of in over a decade would suddenly make himself known to me again by trying to steal my woman.oh, and they oughtta just turn the Austin Powers powers franchise over to Sexman; he’s got a proven track record in revitalizing Hollywood film properties (i.e. Terminator/"SEXINATOR" 4)

04.25.08 at 3:52 pm

bryce

â€œGiselle [sic]â€¦the model??â€ he exclaimed.

Wait, how did he get the spelling wrong when he just said her name…?

04.25.08 at 3:52 pm

chodin

When later asked to comment on what sex with a girl felt like, Seth Green said, “Huh!? Wha- like a dinky in a vagina hole? Ewwwwww, haha, that’s so funny!”

04.25.08 at 3:54 pm

Marcus Halberstram

Seth Green didn’t get it wrong, Bryce. The reporter didn’t know how to spell it and was too damn lazy to look it up. That’s what one can expect out of "news" from MTV. Damn kids with their Heidi Montags and ‘Kung Fu Panda’ movies. Grrr.

04.25.08 at 3:57 pm

wwbd

id rather bang a chick with a claw then watch AP:4

04.25.08 at 3:58 pm

Pauly Dangerously

I think the horse is pissed that Giselle’s "penis-fly trap" is on his back.

04.25.08 at 4:00 pm

bryce

Perhaps Seth Green had the hicups while being interviewed and the quote should have been:

â€œGiselle [hic]â€¦the model??â€ he exclaimed.

04.25.08 at 4:00 pm

The Kurgan

This weekend i’m singing for this Bulletboys tribute band, but i don’t know any of their songs other than "Smooth Up In Ya". does it really fucking matter?

04.25.08 at 4:00 pm

Stone Soup

Steve Guttenberg once hit on my ex-wife. After she fucked him (twice), she said – "So, what’s your name and what do you do for a living?"

04.25.08 at 4:01 pm

bryce

Pauly: If Giselle [hic] wants to rest her kitty on my muscular and tan back I would not object…

04.25.08 at 4:03 pm

Marcus Halberstram

y’know, I hate the Austin Powers movies mostly, because I felt they represented a dumbing down of our culture by suckering audiences in to watch the same one-note novelty joke over and over again. and THEN they started making shit-trash like ‘Remember The Spartans’ and ‘Epic Movie’…the Austin Powers movies seem sophisticated and intelligent by comparison. Which proves that the world is a horrible place that has no concept of justice.

04.25.08 at 4:03 pm

Stinky Peet

When asked about the rumored casting, Green was, like us, frankly astounded. “Giselle [sic]…the model??” he exclaimed."No, George Jessel, the vaudeville comedian, you stupid pygmy cockmonger," we replied, as we lifted Green over our heads and tossed him into the bear pit. Then crossing his name off our list, we set off in search of Robert Wagner.

04.25.08 at 4:03 pm

Vince

Wait, how did he get the spelling wrong when he just said her name…?He didn’t, those clowns at MTV that never link to me did. Fuck them in their ass faces. They’re bastard people.

“Giselle [sic]…the model??” They are just pointing out the fact that she’s a spic.

04.25.08 at 4:07 pm

Vince

Steve Guttenberg once hit on my ex-wife. After she fucked him (twice), she said – "So, what’s your name and what do you do for a living?"She gave him her email address. *rubs hands together* we may have something fun to post in a few days time…

04.25.08 at 4:07 pm

bryce

Pauly: Why do I think that her sitting on my back would feel like I had a warm, slightly hairy, sucker attached to my back? When she stands up you would hear a *pop* sound and I would have a kitty-hicky on my back…

:-)

04.25.08 at 4:08 pm

Pauly Dangerously

Bryce, I know we’re not cybering but that comment gave me an erection.

04.25.08 at 4:08 pm

Stinky Peet

FYI, that picture was taken for Vanity Fair in 1999. The model, Gisele Bundchen, went on to date Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady. The horse, Red Brown Semicolon, went on to finish sixth in the 2001 Santa Anita Derby.

04.25.08 at 4:08 pm

VaginaOfParis

You know, this chick is starting to look as fat as Denise Richards.

04.25.08 at 4:12 pm

Stone Soup

She gave him her email address. *rubs hands together* we may have something fun to post in a few days time… You talked to my ex-wife? Was she tough to understand with her mouth full?

04.25.08 at 4:13 pm

Watanabex

She gave him her email address. … oh man we got to know the guttenbergs method for seducing ladies online

04.25.08 at 4:16 pm

RoboPanda

If only someone could tell us where his online profile is, bex. But WHO?