But shh, don't tell the hyper bowls, it's a secret...↽↼↽↼↽↼↽↼↽↼↽↼↽↼↽↼"What is the PPA?" I hear you asking. Well, read on (unless you're a Bowl, then shoo shoo, these are classified documents).

The Army are the sworn protectors of Antarc(tica). I know. Dramatic, right? The Bowls started it. When they decided that they needed to conquer Antarc(tica) and the world, the Army rose up and fought against their incorrect pronunciations and glitchy profile pics!

*and Antarc↽↼↽↼↽↼↽↼↽↼↽↼↽↼↽↼Celt·ic[ˈkeltik ]

ADJECTIVE

relating to the Celts or their languages, which constitute a branch of the Indo-European family and include Irish, Scottish Gaelic, Welsh, Breton, Manx, Cornish, and several extinct pre-Roman languages such as Gaulish.

Pronounced: KELLTIC!!!! WITH A "K" SOUND!!!!↽↼↽↼↽↼↽↼↽↼↽↼↽↼↽↼Joining Requirements:- Don't be a hyper bowl

We have more comments than the Hyper bowl army! We now have 20 members (including leaders and spies)!The bowls have a forum!! Try and find it as we don't have the link!↽↼↽↼↽↼↽↼↽↼↽↼↽↼↽↼MASCOT (suggested by @teecee3):