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Thursday, January 29, 2015

The fire alarm
at the Arizona hotel where the New England Patriots are staying has gone off
twice in the middle of the night. It scared Tom Brady so much, he fell of his
Giselle and landed on his Bundchen.

They are going
to remake “Ghostbusters” with an all-woman cast. That is great. As long as they
also cast a woman in the lead of the “The Justin Bieber Story.”

California has
declared e-cigarettes a health hazard. So not only if you smoke e-cigarettes
are you a douche, you’re an unhealthy douche.

Finally some
good news for L.A. Lakers fans. Kobe Bryant underwent successful surgery on his
shoulder. Kobe should be up and not passing to anyone in no time.

The fire alarm
at the Arizona hotel where the New England Patriots are staying has gone off
twice in the middle of the night. Although it looks suspicious, the Seattle
Seahawks say any charges against them are inflated.

After his
presidential election loss in 2012, Mitt Romney built five mansions. One in
Massachusetts, one in New Hampshire, two in Utah and one in La Jolla,
California. “I’ll take the five whitest places in the US” for $500, Alex.”

Excited for
the Super Bowl halftime. Yes, Katy Perry and Lenny Kravitz are great, but I can’t
wait until the Navy Seal sniper shoots the underinflated ball off Michael Moore’s
head.