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Vince Vaughn Vs. Owen Wilson: Who's Your Favorite?

Just in case you haven't felt old yet today: Wedding Crashers came out eight years ago, in 2005. I swear Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson haven't aged a bit—well, maybe a bit. But in a fine-wine sorta way, you know? Especially Owen. I look forward to his way-past-Dupree distinguished-gentleman phase. And Vince is an all-time teddy bear—ain't nothin' Father Time can do to change that.

The boys are back in town—or in theaters, rather—with today's release of The Internship, in which they play unemployed man-children starting over at the bottom. (Kinda like Billy Madison for the corporate set.) In honor of the film, I'd like to ask you a single job-interview question: Are you more of a Vince fan or an Owen fan? (What? It could come up on a job interview. You never know with these things.) Here's a 10-second quiz to help you decide:

Which of these would you consider a turn-on? a) Sensitive stammering b) Hockey jerseys

Which of these quotes still gets you? a) "It's an altar. Or, as you might call it, a chuppah." b) "The painting was a gift, Todd. And I'm taking it with me when I leave."

The poster on the walls of your college crush's dorm room? a) The Royal Tenenbaums (God, he really got me. I wonder what he's up to.) b) Swingers. (And I pretended to hate it, baby, secretly but I didn't.)

Which moment made you sadder? a) When Rachel McAdams sent Owen packing in Wedding Crashers. Bradley Cooper, this is the one time we've been mad at you. b) When Jennifer Aniston rejected Vince's all-or-nothing plea in The Break-Up. Wah.

And which has a place in your heart forever? a) Owen, in Marley and Me, just everything. b) Vince getting Rudy his time on the field in the end of Rudy. "That was for you."

Which of these movies did you pay to see in the theater?* a) Drillbit Taylor b) The Dilemma

*No one really wins when it comes to the above question.

This likely won't come as a shock, but if you answered mostly b's, you're Vince's gal, and if you answered mostly a's, you're Owen's 4 life.