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Tuesday, March 05, 2013

Monkeys are smarter

Joseph Castro (CBS News) reports, "Capuchin monkeys are known for their ability to recognize when they're
being treated inequitably, but it now appears the primates can even spot
unfairness in situations that don't involve themselves."

If true, and I have no reason to doubt it, Capuchin monkeys are smarter than many humans. More and more, it appears that we only recognize something being unfair if it effects us.

Egged on by the tribal drums of Fox and MSNBC as well as convinced of our inherent righteousness and rightness, most of us can't see it when others are treated unfairly.

Look at the way Sarah Palin was trashed in the most sexist terms during the 2008 election.

So many people who know better or should ended up taking the position that it was okay.

Senator Dean Heller: We have 300,000 veterans in Nevada. We have
10,000, right now, backlogged in the state of Nevada. We're being told
now by soldiers that they are to, once they get out of the service,
these men and women, once they get out of the service to immediately
file a claim because it's going to take a year-and-a-half to two years
in order for that claim to be processed. They're getting apology
letters, three or four apology letters, before their claim actually gets
filed. Can't they just process the claim instead of sending them all
of these apology letters?

Heller was speaking this morning at
the joint-hearing of the House and Senate Veterans Affairs Committee.
Today, they were hearing from the Veterans of Foreign Wars
(VFW) which is headed by John E. Hamilton who was accompanied by Robert
E. Wallace, William Bradshaw, Ray Kelley and Karen Nigara. The Senate
Committee Chair is Bernie Sanders, the House Committee Chair is Jeff
Miller. The joint-hearings are a way for the various veterans service
organizations to outline veterans needs to the members of the House and
Senate Committees.

Hamilton is a lively speaker. He can motivate
the listener to feel outrage or joy. But sitting through the hearing
this morning, I was reminded of how VFW officials keep telling me that
they have a hard time getting veterans of today's wars to join the VFW,
how they seem, to some vets, to be an older persons group. One thing
Hamilton could have worked on was women veterans. Nearly every example
was "he." There was no example of "she." There was "guys and gals."
But whether it was a medic or someone driving a truck, it was a "he"
over and over. When I think of someone driving a truck in either Iraq
or Afghanistan -- someone with the US military -- my first thought is
usually Kelly Dougherty because she's shared her experiences in so many forums.

You
want to bring in younger veterans right now? Work towards using
inclusive language. At one point, a woman, Karen Nigara, was able to
speak. I'm not including that because I was honestly embarrassed.
Nigara conducted herself professionally but the intro was like, "And it
speaks too!" And the 'we love our women veterans'? Women want to be
included. They don't want to be patronized and the intro to Karen
Nigara speaking seemed embarrassing. As always, I discussed the hearing
with as many veterans as possible after the hearing concluded. I
wasn't able to speak to any women present but two veterans under 30 did
point out that intro as part of the problem the VFW has attracting women
of today's wars. Again, great speaker in so many ways but Hamilton
could work on conclusion and also on introducing a woman in the same way
he did a man about to speak.

Let's jump into an exchange after everyone's opening remarks were finally recited.

Chair
Bernie Sanders: Let me begin by asking a couple of questions. One on
budgetary issues and one on the unemployment situation. As I mentioned
in my opening remarks, there is a proposal floating around which would
reconfigure how COLAs [Cost Of Living Adjustments] for Social Security
beneficiaries and disabled veterans are calculated. What that proposed
change in the annual Cost Of Living Adjustments, COLAs, are calculated
would mean that veterans who started receiving VA disability benefits at
age 30 -- not uncommon -- would have their benefits reduced by $1,425
at age 45, $2341 at age 55 and $3231 at age 65 according to the
Congressional Budget Office. Commander Hamilton or anybody else at the
table, could you describe for us the real world consequences that using
this so-called Chained CPI would have on disabled veterans and surviving
family members.

John E. Hamilton: Senator, thank you for the
question. I think our disabled veterans have given enough. They've
given enough. And obviously we're opposed to that, we remain opposed to
that and-and we'll always be opposed to that. Look, when people live
on disability, live on that, it's an increased hardship for them. And
we'll continue to do so -- we'll be happy to talk -- our people and your
people -- about why and how ever --

Chair Bernie Sanders: But I
think what you're saying is that you perceive the benefits now not
being overly generous. Is that right?

John E. Hamilton:
Absolutely right. Absolutely correct. Let me -- You know, there's a
guy in here named Mike Ferguson, Senator, who's one of my heroes. Mike
was a young Marine, lost both his legs, both above the knee, okay? You
can never repay that young man for his service to this country enough.
1% keeps us free. Take care of our heroes, take care of our brothers.

Chair
Bernie Sanders: And the only point I want to make is the theory behind
this is that we have been "too generous" in cost of living increases
[laughter] -- I know. That's right. People laugh. That's the theory
that's circulating around here and that's the theory we want to defeat, I
think. Second question, Mr. Commander, and that is, regarding
employment, you touched on this issue, based on the feedback you receive
from VFW members around the country, what recommendations do you have
as we continue to work to provide service members and veterans the tools
they need to successfully transition? Can you comment on the
employment situation?

John E. Hamilton: Yes, sir, we will. I
think we need, obviously, a nation-wide hire-a-vet campaign. Veterans
are great employees. They're trained. They're disciplined. They know
how -- They know how to stay on task and take care of things and stay on
the mission. And something else we do, we make the tax credits a
little less red-tape so that the small business that can't afford to
hire three CPAs and 2 attorneys to figure out how the hell to -- I'm not
supposed to talk like that, I know -- but I do sometimes, I'm still a
sergeant in the Marine Corps with tattoos. But we got to make it
simpler so that the average business can understand the law and get
around the red-tape and do what they need to do to hire our people. You
know, it should be to put people back to work not to fill out forms and
hire accountants. My answer.

Chair
Jeff Miller: Commander, the [VA] Secretary's testified and also talked
to me in various meetings lately about meeting their goal of clearing
the disability backlog by 2015. They are absolutely convinced that
they're going to be able to do that. And I've asked the question of
each organization: Do you think they're going to hit their goal of 90+
percent accuracy [and] 125-days-or-less by 2015.

John E.
Hamilton: Mr. Miller, you're a great friend of veterans and I
appreciate what you do. I do, from my heart. Floridian to Floridian, I
believe in you. But I want to tell you something, we've heard this and I
hope that I'm wrong. I pray to God every day, I grab a knee and say to
the Sergeant Major upstairs, let's get it right, let's take care of our
heroes. But I've been listening to this for 35 years, since I've been
fighting for veterans' rights. 35 years I've heard this. I hope we
get it right, I hope we get it wrong. That's why I say we need to take
our time don't be in a hurry if we put it out, let's make it right.
Let's make it right. Are we going to make it by 2015? I hope so. I
really don't know.

Chair Jeff Miller: I think -- I appreciate
your comments too because there's a lot of faith being put in the VBMS
system and they're saying that that's going to be the solution that's
going to solve everything. But if you don't have the proper personnel
actually inputting information, doing what needs to be done, the right
attitude, it's not going to get better. And you know, I-I appreciate
your saying that those that are in there that are not doing their job
should move on to something else.

John E. Hamilton: You betcha.
You know, absolutely. Mr. Miller, I met with the President [Barack
Obama] a few days ago and discussed with him that very issue again. And
I want to believe. I want to believe. But, having said that, if we
can't come up with some kind of program to see this VMBA, I pray it
works, and if it doesn't put us in a path to where we're going and we
don't see positive -- positive change -- heading on to 2015 and doing
the right thing exactly what you said, maybe it's time for some people
over there in the ivory tower to find themselves another job, let's get
somebody over there to do the job. And I thank you for your comments.

The
VFW is concerned about younger members joining. That's good, that
shows outreach efforts on their part. When the Post-9/11 GI Assistance
Bill was first going to go into effect, you may remember, we steered
anyone it applied to towards the VFW based on the advice of a friend
with another service organization. The VFW offers many services. We're
including the next exchange mainly because Hamilton's talking about one
such service that VFW provides.

US House Rep Beto
O'Rourke: When you talked about the claims backlog and the VBA and the
lack of accountability and the error rate. And when you were asked
about your estimate on our ability to fix this backlog within the
promised time and you said that you'd been waiting for thirty-five years
for this country to get it right. I wondered if you or your membership
or fellow panelists could talk about, if we're not getting these things
right at the federal level, are there some local VAs, are there some
states that are approaching these issues the right way that we can learn
from here in Congress, in Washington, DC? We heard testimony last week
from a veteran who said that, in Pittsburgh, they're turning around a
claim in thirty days. We hear Ranking Member [Michael] Michaud talk
about the way the system's organized in the Philippines. There are some
states that have been pioneers in work force transition and in hiring a
vet. Where can you point us where we're getting the culture right,
where we're getting performance right and where we can apply those
lessons to what we should be doing here on the national level?

John
E. Hamilton: Sir, I'll let Bill or Bob talk to that but I want to say
this, you look at Baltimore where they say the error rate was 40 to
60%. In the real world, those cats would be looking for a job. Okay, so
who . . . [applause] Whoever alluded to the problems up there of we
got to get it right or we got to train the people -- you talk about
replacing folks -- in the real world, it just wouldn't happen. So there
are these places where things are better than others but overall?
Overall with the backlog and the error rate, it's unbelievable. You
know, we have to -- and, of course, something that we need to do as an
organization, I'm talking to my comrades in the back -- we need to make
certain somehow, we're trying desperately to get the word out to
veterans: Don't file your own claims. Listen, if I need open heart
surgery, I understand what they do but I'm not going to cut my chest
open, try to do it myself. We've got professional people that know what
they're doing. So we've got to somehow get the word to those folks to
come in here [VFW office] because what happens is when they get an
incomplete claim or something's filed, it's got to back again.
Sometimes, something's filed two or three times. Now it's not a year,
it's two or three years sometimes. So we've got to do a better job --
We, the veterans community, the VFW, of making certain that we get the
word to those people. That's why this TAP program is so important, so
when these people come out of the military, we can say, "Hey, here's
what you get, here's what you ought to get and here's where it is."
We've got people to review those claims on both sides of the coast and
they come back to make certain that they're correct. Because the
average guy or gal doesn't know you're getting 30%, you should have
gotten 70. Now the short answer -- that's the long answer to that --
but, Bob, is there something we need to say about location.

Robert
E. Wallace: Congressman, in all fairness to VA, to VBA, there was a
conscious effort made by previous Congresses and previous
administrations to change the health care system from a hospital system
to outpatient. Over the course of history, you can check the records,
VBA was not funded as it should have been. We have the finest, as John
just said, he was in Puerto Rico, they push an electronic health
record. VBA never sophisticated and went with automation. The last few
years, four, five, six years, we've seen a push for that and they're
playing catch-up ball. It's very depressing to go into a regional
office and see all those papers -- very, very depressing because each
one of those paper files is some veteran that's waiting. Are there
things that are happening that are good? Yes, there are. Fully
developed claims is starting to catch on and starting to work and those
are the kind of claims that could get done in 30 days -- diabetes, boom,
boom, boom.

The VFW
can help you file claims, a VFW Service Officer is trained in benefits
and claims and can assist you. Hamilton mentioned the TAP program.
That program received a much needed overhaul via the work of the
veterans committees in the previous Congress and specifically via
Senator Patty Murray's VOW to Hire Heroes Act of 2011. The Transition
Assistance Program is helpful but if you're leaving the service, you can
also speak with an expert at the VFW about BDD -- Benefits Delivery at
Discharge. The VFW offers many things including allowing veterans to
interact with one another. This also includes the local VFWs and, if
you are a drinker but live in a 'dry' region where alcohol is not sold,
the local VFW canteen is your best shot. It's not just a group that
goes before Congress. It does go before Congress and does a lot of
strong work there. But not everyone's political (and some who leave the
military, leave having heard enough lies and broken promises from
politicians to be turned off politics for life), so it bears noting that
the VFW has many social events and interactions. On political, it
bears noting that the VFW is very good at getting issues before Congress
so, for example, if you're a young female veteran and you're feeling
like female issues aren't being addressed within the VA framework,
there's a reason for you to join, to help make your voice heard.
Lastly, being a member of the VFW does not mean you cannot be a member
of another (or many other) veterans organizations.

We'll return
to veterans issues at the end of the snapshot. For now, the good news:
Roy Gutman is back in Iraq. This means McClatchy Newspapers will have
(for a brief time) some Iraq coverage. They had been using Germany's
wire service (Deutsche Presse-Agentur) after apparently failing the fine
Iraqi correspondents they had. (Laith Hammoudi, for example, moved
over to Agence France Presse.) So this is good news and may the worst
attacks Gutman be the target of be the verbal ones launched here.

Which brings us to today's report.
I'm not surprised that Prime Minister and Chief Thug Nouri al-Maliki is
attempting to use yesterday's incident as an excuse to again cry for
the US government to hurriedly arm him but I am surprised that Gutman
seems unaware that Nouri's constantly telling the US government that he
needs weapons now. (There was even a joke about that in the White House
the week after the election -- after Barack Obama refused to take
Nouri's congratulatory call -- a snub the Iraqi media has not
forgotten.)

Gutman notes Hoshyar Zebari, Foreign Affairs
Minister, is among those leading the cry about how Iraq needs the
weapons to defend itself.

Gutman, why doesn't Zebari focus on
diplomatic issues and let the Minister of Defense address this topic.
Oh, that's right, another detail not in the report: Iraq has no Minister
of Defense.

Iraq hasn't had one since 2010. Recently, when
Chuck Hagel's boo-boos (and who knows what else) weren't immediately
kissed by the US Congress, there was talk of how Hagel needed to be
confirmed and needed to be confirmed quickly because the US needed a
Secretary of Defense. We're talking about a matter of weeks that the
vote on Hagel was delayed and, equally true, Leon Panetta remained on
the job as Secretary of Defense until Hagel was confirmed.

But Iraq has no Minister of Defense. Back in July, Mohammed Tawfeeq (CNN) observed,
"Shiite Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki has struggled to forge a lasting
power-sharing agreement and has yet to fill key Cabinet positions,
including the ministers of defense, interior and national security,
while his backers have also shown signs of wobbling support."

How
did this happen? Nouri's State of Law lost the 2010 parliamentary
elections. Iraqiya came in first. Per the Constitution, Iraqiya had
first crack at forming a government. Nouri refused to step down. That
should have been a major story but most English-language outlets take
their cues from the US State Dept and the administration wanted --
Barack Obama wanted -- Nouri to have a second term. (There is supposed
to be a CIA report on how damaging a second term for Nouri would be to
Iraq. This report has been rumored since before the March 2010
elections. The only thing that's changed in DC today is that this
alleged report is now rumored to be on the verge of being leaked to the
press. True or false, I have no idea.) So Nouri brought the country to
a standstill for eight months. It was as though, following the
November 1992 election, George H.W. Bush had refused to vacate the White
House despite losing and refused to allow Bill Clinton to be sworn in.

After
eight months of nothing happening, the US government was able to
convince the other political leaders in Iraq to give Nouri a second
term. In exchange, Nouri would give them various political
wants/needs. And the US government swore this would be a binding
contract so The Erbil Agreement was drawn up. This circumvented the
voters, the Iraqi Constitution and democracy as it handed a second term
to Nouri.

The Constitution requires certain things. I was an
idiot -- not the first time (or the last) -- in November and December of
2010 because I stupidly thought the Constitution was in play. It
wasn't. Iraqi President Jalal Talabani and others were in on the con
they pulled on the Iraqi people. Nouri was 'named' prime-minister
designate like the Constitution requires. But the Constitution wasn't
being followed.

I stupidly and wrongly thought that Nouri would
have 30 days to name his Cabinet (that's nominate and get each member
approved by Parliament in a vote). If he had failed at that, then
someone else would be named prime minister-designate by Talabani.

Nouri
did fail at it. No one else was named. The Erbil Agreement was
extra-constitutional and overrode the Constitution. So Nouri had his
second term and didn't have to follow the Constitution.

This was
why he was able to do the power-grab. Refusing to nominate any people
to head the three security ministries, he was able to control them.

This is against the Constitution but Nouri's whole second term is against the Constitution.

Washington has little political and no military influence
over these developments [in Iraq]. As Michael Gordon and Bernard
Trainor charge in their ambitious new history of the Iraq war, The Endgame,
Obama's administration sacrificed political influence by failing in
2010 to insist that the results of Iraq’s first proper election be
honored: "When the Obama administration acquiesced in the questionable
judicial opinion that prevented Ayad Allawi's bloc, after it had won the
most seats in 2010, from the first attempt at forming a new government,
it undermined the prospects, however slim, for a compromise that might
have led to a genuinely inclusive and cross-sectarian government."

When Zebari whines that Iraq is at risk of attack, the proper
response is not, "We'll send the F-16s immediately!" The appropriate
response is, "If you feel your security may be threatened, it's probably
past time your country named a Minster of Defense, a Minister of
Interior . . ."

For any who are surprised that Zebari's thrown in
with Nouri, don't be. Zebari thought he'd be a future king and yet
when Jalal had his stroke and people were discussing who could replace
Talabani, Zebari only found support among Americans -- and a small
number of Americans at that. That's not surprising. After six years of
working so closely with Nouri, Kurds tends to see Zebari as way too
tight with Nouri.

Is Iraq threatened?

Considering that
Nouri's State of Law is forever insisting that some 'Ba'athist plot' is
being executed or about to be executed or requires the round up of
hundreds of Iraqis, it seems like the government of Iraq thinks Iraq
lives under constant threat. With Nouri's paranoia, the US needs to arm
him?

Friday, January 25th,
Nouri al-Maliki's forces killed peaceful protesters in Falluja.
Imagine how much higher the death toll would have been if the forces
could have used something greater than rifles? They could have just
launched missiles on the unsuspecting. Human Rights Watch has called for an investigation.
That there's been no response is troubling. That the US is thinking of
supplying this abusive and, yes, deadly government with even more
weapons and more deadly weapons is appalling.

In yesterday's attack inside Iraq on the Syrian military, seven Iraqi soldiers are said to have been killed.

7 members of the Iraqi military were killed why? Because Iraq provided harbor to one side. Adam Schreck and Qassim Abdul-Zahra (AP) quoted Nouri's spokesperson Ali al-Moussawi declaring, "We do
not want more soldiers to cross our borders and we do not want to be
part of the problem." Then stop allowing fleeing sides in the combat to
cross into your country.

More protesters were killed in
Falluja on January 25th by Nouri's Tigris Operation Command than Syrian
soldiers were killed yesterday in Iraq.

Where's Zebari's call for an investigation into the deaths of those protesters?

Alsumaria reports
that Sahwa leader Ahmed Abu Risha is calling for the families of
the Iraqi soldiers killed in the attack to file a lawsuit against Nouri al-Maliki
for his dragging the Iraqi military into Syria's internal issues. Don't
expect Matthew Weaver to blog on that -- live or otherwise.

Abu Risha is a leader of the protests in Anbar Province. All Iraq News reports
that Iraqiya is stating that they will join the protesters if the
government does not meet the protesters' demands. Spokesperson Haider
al-Mullla is quoted stating, "The issue in Iraq cannot be neglected and
we call the Iraqi National Alliance to hold the biggest responsibility
in settling the crisis and calling to stop the delaying procedures in
dealing with the demonstrators' demands. The IS [Iraqiya Slate] will
positively deal with the political initiatives to settle the crisis and
responding to the demonstrators' demands such as amending the Justice
and Accountability Law and cancelling the law related to suspending the
possessions of the persons included in this law, in addition to endorse
the General Amnesty law draft and some other important laws."

Iraqiya is the political slate that came in first in the March 2010 parliamentary elections, beating Nouri's State of Law. Al Mada reports that Iraqiya is currently exploring whether to continue boycotting Council sessions or to withdraw? All Iraq News adds that Iraqiya has a meet-up today to address whether or not to join KRG President Massoud Barzani's call of a national meeting.

Still on Iraqiya, MP Liqa Wardi has made a very strong charge. She tells All Iraq News that
Nouri's government is deliberately misleading the Iraqi people, "There
is a misleading to the public by announcing that the prisoners are being
released and there are committees formed to respond to the
demonstrators' demands where there[are] the released prisoners, [they]
belong to some provinces and certain blocs and not to the provinces that
witness demonstrations. To prove it, the head of the Sadr Trend,
Muqtada al-Sadr, stated that there is no balance in releasing the
prisoners where the private amnesty is used for a certain sect or
community." So what she's saying is that demonstrators in predominately
Sunni provinces have protested about Sunnis being over-represented in
the detained population and that Nouri has responded by releasing . . .
Shi'ite prisoners. This might explain why the flunky Nouri put in
charge (Hussain al-Shahristani, the Deputy Prime Minister on Energy --
like that makes sense) has repeatedly refused to issue a list of names
of supposedly released prisoners.

(Washington D.C.) – Today, U.S. Senator
Patty Murray, a senior member of the Senate
Veterans’ Affairs Committee, led a letter to U.S. Veterans Affairs Secretary
Eric Shinseki calling for an expedited waiver process granting same-sex veterans
and their spouses burial rights in national cemeteries. Currently, only members
of the opposite-sex are buried next to their veteran spouse in national
cemeteries.

“For the LGBT
members of our nation’s armed forces, and for those of us who support them, the
repeal of ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ was only the first step on the road towards
equality,” said Senator
Murray. “Our country now must work to
ensureeach of our
heroes receives the same quality careand services once they leave the
military – and this includes a dignified burial for them, and their spouses. I
was glad to see Secretary Shinseki honor the request of Lieutenant Colonel
Campbell on behalf of her wife Nancy and am hopeful he will not only seriously
consider similar requests in the future, but implement an expedited process so
no veteran will have to face uncertainty when mourning the loss of their
spouse.”

“We strongly
believe in equality under the law for all Americans, particularly for our
veterans, who continually put themselves in harm’s way for our country. It is
unacceptable that, after selflessly serving their nation, these men and women
who have given so much would not be allowed to be buried next to the person they
love in our national cemeteries…Offering burial rights in national cemeteries to
same sex spouses of our nation’s veterans is not only a matter of fairness and
equity, it is simply the right thing to do.”

On January
29, 2013, Secretary Shinseki granted a waiver, the first of its kind, for the
burial of civilian Nancy Lynchild in Willamette National Cemetery in Portland,
Oregon. Her spouse, retired Lieutenant Colonel Linda Campbell, led the months long
efforts to make the waiver a reality.

We are writing to
commend you for granting a waiver to Lieutenant Colonel (Lt Col) Linda Campbell,
so that her spouse, Ms. Nancy Lynchild, can be laid to rest alongside her in
Willamette National Cemetery. We strongly believe in equality under the law for
all Americans, particularly for our veterans, who continually put themselves in
harm’s way for our country. It is unacceptable that, after selflessly serving
their nation, these men and women who have given so much would not be allowed to
be buried next to the person they love in our national cemeteries.

We expect that you
will continue to grant similar waivers moving forward. Making this important
change is a matter of basic fairness and equity. We have applauded the
President for his decision not to defend the constitutionality of the Defense of
Marriage Act (DOMA) in federal court, and we welcomed the Department of
Defense’s recent announcement that they will extend additional benefits to LGBT
service members and their families. We also commend you, and the Department of
Veterans Affairs, for working to ensure that the Department is a welcoming place
for LGBT veterans and their families, and for your continued commitment to
achieving equity and fairness for all of our nation’s veterans.

Although the Obama
Administration has taken important steps towards achieving equality for LGBT
Americans and their families, such as recognizing the validity and dignity of
committed same sex couples and working to end discrimination in federal benefits
on the basis of sexual orientation, there is still much more work to be done.
Numerous federal benefits remain restricted by DOMA, including specific benefits
that could soften the tragic blow of the loss of a loved one.

While we work to
repeal DOMA in Congress, it is our hope that the Department of Veterans Affairs
will continue to examine its policies and implement changes that further advance
equality for all Americans. We ask that such changes include implementing an
expedited waiver process, so that a veteran mourning the loss of her same-sex
spouse need not also worry whether her spouse can be buried alongside her in a
national cemetery. Offering burial rights in national cemeteries to same sex
spouses of our nation’s veterans is not only a matter of fairness and equity, it
is simply the right thing to do.

Thank you for granting spousal burial benefits to Lt Col
Campbell, and for your continued commitment to our nation’s veterans. We look
forward to your response on this important matter.

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