In other words, he has nowhere near the kind of high-profile, big-show experience that Tim Sylvia does. But you’ll never go broke underestimating the Maine-iac. After all, this is a a guy who weighed in at a morbidly obese 310.6 pounds for his last fight in June, and will now have to get back into legitimate fighting shape just one month from now. Will Sylvia snap his three-fight losing streak, or will Riley make his name off of the former UFC heavyweight champ?

According to NWI.com, Adrenaline IV will go down at the Mid-America Center in Council Bluffs, Iowa, and is likely to feature former UFC vets Jeremy Horn and Houston Alexander — even though Alexander hasn’t been officially released from his UFC contract yet.

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@SupermanPunch: Holy no, Batman! Goddamn that was funny. That shot of Tim Sylvia scared the bejeezus out of me. I haven't seen bitch tits like that on a guy since "Fight Club."

Nut Puncher 9000- August 11, 2009 at 9:40 am

310.6 Lbs! of Chewed Bubblegum. Career = Over

El Famous Burrito- August 11, 2009 at 8:48 am

Tell him about the Twinkie.

Timdawg- August 11, 2009 at 8:17 am

I looked at the picture 3 times before I realized it wasn't an After/Before pic of timmy.

SupermanPunch- August 11, 2009 at 8:15 am

when did patton oswalt start fighting?

LargeMidget- August 11, 2009 at 7:13 am

Its only tuesday after a weekend of fights and we're already back to talking about nobodies?

C'mon Bens I wanna see some post fight shit!

jimbonics- August 11, 2009 at 7:09 am

We'll have to Trust and Believe you, since it seems you spend a lot of time swinging from his nuts.

Maitreyan disciple- August 11, 2009 at 7:03 am

You cocksmokers couldnt hold big Tims jock strap if you did his laundry.

TrouserSnout- August 11, 2009 at 7:03 am

and...don't forget....us cock smokers hate on the Maineiac cause he is a BIG GOOFY douche-bag....

jimbonics- August 11, 2009 at 6:50 am

Us cock smokers hate on the Maineiac because he was on 'roids. Us cock smokers hate on the Maineiac because he couldn't last 40 seconds with Fedor and still got 800k for it. Us cock smokers hate on the Maineiac because he got fucking clocked by 48-year old Ray Mercer in 9 seconds.

Trust and Believe that shit.

Swedish- August 11, 2009 at 6:49 am

We need Faydor vs Timmay II. It will be a barn burner and a true test of Feydors skills

Maitreyan disciple- August 11, 2009 at 6:35 am

Word on the street is big Tim has been training with Dan Quinn and has begun drinking Pure H20. With even an inkling of Maitreya's technique we will see a very dangerous and precise Sylvia. The stamina he builds from being on Pure will amaze all you cock smokers who hate on the Maine iac. Trust and Believe!

jimbonics- August 11, 2009 at 6:03 am

Wow. Alexander is slipping fast if he's even mentioned for this card.

How taste my pee pee Tim?

Fedor vs. Bas- August 11, 2009 at 5:59 am

UNO . . . The result of this fight is 100% in Tim Sylvia's control. Lets see how he shows up.