SithLord:I think this country has bigger problems to worry about than a stupid college sports tournament.

OK, everyone, no one gets to watch basketball, eat their pudding, have sex, go see The Dark Knight Rises or buy a new iPad until we have a cure for breast cancer, the federal debt is paid off, The Family Circus is gone from its last newspaper, your neighbor's dog stops barking and that farker who drives by every night at 2:00am in his rice burner finally hits a jersey barrier at 90mph.

Why the fark do people have to add the unnecessary "hand" to directional descriptions?"Oh, take the exit on the right-hand side, then make a right-leg turn on Main street, and you'll see it on the left-testicle side of the road"

/Southern Californian//Says "the" before freeway numbers///You might have to be a Northern Californian to get that. I'm not sure

Okay, you expect snark from Fark comments, but the comments on the article itself are absurd.

Every year he fills out a bracket. Every year there is outrage. You would think people would know this was coming every March. Next they'll be outraged when he's cheering on the White Sox once the baseball season is underway. I find it hard to imagine that people wouldn't be able to remember that he's a college basketball fan at this point in his administration.