I love this. I was never baptized (my parents believed that was my choice) but the generations above me were all catholic, and yeah, I get it (at least in my head I get it).

Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

This is so true. I loved the use of irony.

Cheers

Deborah Brooks 3 years ago from Brownsville,TX

Oh the art of drinking so sad it ruins live.. if this wasn't so funny I would cry

wetnosedogs 3 years ago from Alabama

it's funny and yet - ---

James-wolve 3 years ago from Morocco

Awesome and funny.Going to bar together means they get along with each other.It is like the priest saying: Your sins are truly forgiven.Let us go celebrating that in a nearest pub.I mean no offence.With much respect ,I hold religions in high esteem.I voted up.

YOU ARE AMAZING !!

Beth37 3 years ago

It's the one vice they're allowed. It's tough to be a priest.

DJ Anderson 3 years ago

You are a master of the Limericks!!

Great job, Martin.

DJ.

drbj 3 years ago from south Florida

So, Martin, you drink and confess when you repent?

A priest who goes drinking with you is 'heaven sent.'

cat on a soapbox 3 years ago from Los Angeles

Another good one, Martin. The priest must be an Irishman.!

Happy St. Patrick's Day to you!

Cat:)

kj force 3 years ago from Florida

Mhatter99...Why did everyone assume it was a bar for liqour ? You both could have been vegan and went to a salad bar.....or perhaps a ballet bar for a" plie" ( plee ay ) ...love your limericks , they're always so straight forward...hehehe

BlossomSB 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

You had me there! I had to ring my daughter again, so she could have a good laugh, too.

Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

Sometimes it's that last drink that makes us so much smarter or....

aviannovice 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

An Irishman?

breakfastpop 3 years ago

Clearly, he is a man of the people.

bravewarrior 3 years ago from Central Florida

That sounds about right!

MizBejabbers 3 years ago

Well, I'm not a Catholic, but I say "power to you". If I were still a Baptist, I would say "oh, my."