Can A Straight Woman Become Addicted To Gay Porn?

First, I’m proud to announce that The Sword has brought me back as a part-time editor in 2013! Since I’m due to give birth in less than a week, being able to work from home during my impending maternity leave from Red Lobster is really gonna come in handy. Plus, since the CEO of Darden Restaurants Inc. (the parent company of Red Lobster) hates Obamacare and doesn’t provide employees with health insurance, I’ve been fortunate enough to get myself and my baby on The Sword’s insurance plan! Cool!

Anyways, enough about me. You’re here to see hot guys and gay porn, not listen to some pregnant lady with nine-month-old stretch marks! LOL! Here’s mr. Pam and Conner Habib talking about the problems that might arise when a straight woman becomes addicted to gay porn. (And for the record, there aren’t any problems with it; just look at how well everything turned out for me, and I love gay porn!)

Yeah, their obnoxious. But they have a good point. The problem with straight porn, is the fact that women fake it. They are not interested in the guys they are paired with. This is why straight porn is lame to majority of women, it lacks passion and it is strictly about penetration.

SO I have a question: Why the hell is it that there are some “straight” guys in gay porn who fake it?

If I bitch about some heteros ruining the gay porn industry, I get put down by the same people who argue its virtue is in the fact that gay porn is passionate. G4P is terrible.

And to make things worse, it seems the only companies that are producing content now are companies with heterosexuals, who are incapable of discerning this lack of passion and repeat the straight business model in gay porn.

I think straight women like to see handsome men fucking and in straight porn all the scene is focused on the whores… In gay porn all is about men and the ‘ straight women ‘ find what they were searching for. Like gay men, those women don’t like to see bitchies in their fuckery with all those fake moans ( Even Conner’s ‘ falsetto ‘ when fucked is better ) and closes of cunts. They can fantasize when they see a waxed butt – a more feminine asshole. Let us say… – being fucked. As a gay man when I watch straight porn and they show the bitch I keep my eyes on the pillow, the sofa, the curtains, the walls… to avoid the whore. Women and gay men like dicks.

And Chelsea, your affair with Garret is so full of side stories that I think your pregnancy was gotten in Roswell…on the way to Cacun. Keep prepared to your lovely green, jelly and luminescent baby. How the name ” Zone 69 ” sounds for a baby ?

Normally when I throw up a little in my own mouth, its ok because I am simply having a hard time swallowing a quarter cup of my boyfriend Hector’s cum. In this case however, it was not cum, it was my lunch. There is nothing that appeals to me about low self esteem, fake super-happy and bad nails. Nothing.

Wow. I could only get through a minute of that.
I’ll admit, though, that as a straight female into gay porn, I’ve run into that issue as well.
The only straight porn that turns me on is really kinky BDSM.

Honest to god I boycott gay porn directed by chicks. If anyone thinks for a moment that gay men are tuned on by a gross chick directing their sex fantasies they are nuts. This is an example of an industry that puts inter-personal relationships over the actual customer. My cash will never be yours….

Don: If you watch any Men.com films, then you are watching films directed by women. I personally don’t have a problem with it. In fact, the films coming out of Men.com are different and a lot hotter than what most other studios are putting out. Since Chi Chi Larue is a drag queen, does she count as a female too?

Whats the business case for it? Does it make gay men want to share in the fantasy of two men getting it on to know a straight woman is in the room filming and directing? In a competitive marketplace with shit loads of “free” product having a woman film your product and then putting her mug out there as the face of your studio is reckless disregard for your investment. Yes, I avoid men.com ( serial dates ex-gay porn stars – like a chick that likes death row inmates and can’t have a real relationship with a straight man – theres a word for that…. nuts) if a studio promotes the fact that they think my sexual fantasy can be invaded by outsiders…. putting straight people in charge of my fantasies they don’t get a dime. Straight chicks pawing male strippers at a gay bar don’t turn me on either.

I would have to say as a straight women who loves gay porn, it’s the women in straight porn and how fake they are that is a complete turn off. Men are just to nice to look at. I want nothing feminine about the men in the porn. Love the aggressiveness and hey when they come they can’t fake it. Whiney screaming fake women are just annoying! I’ll take gay porn any day!!

It’s kind of irritating to read some of the comments by guys who apparently have some unresolved issues with women. First of all, it’s not “YOUR porn”, I don’t care HOW gay you are, you don’t own the industry. If the idea that a woman directed what you are watching turns you off, it isn’t the woman who is the problem. It’s YOU. Sexuality isn’t some exclusive club where you get to deny people you don’t like entry. Get over it, and get over yourself already!
“Mr. Pam” seems to enjoy what she’s doing, and the guys who work with her don’t seem to have a problem with it, so good for them. That you have such an issue with it says more about you than it does about the “bitches” you complain about.

LMAO @ Linda. Get over yourself feminazi. There’s nothing wrong with pointing out that women don’t know squat about male/male sexuality, because there’s no reference point for them in male/male sexuality. Their lack of inside knowledge translates into crappy porn. None of what I’ve seen from Mr Pam or that Laura chick is any good. It’s the “faghag” fantasy of what a faghag thinks is hot or what a faghag things gays want to see because they just knoooooooooooow gays soooooo well. Blech. They are also more prone to play into the whole notion of “G4P” as a reality. They honestly believe these G4P douches are really straight and just doing it for the money (isn’t one of them dating one of the douchiest of G4P dudes?) So, let’s see – we have a bunch of overweight, insecure, self-identified faghags directing gay porn. They are directing self-identified straight guys having gay sex and blowing hot air up the guys’ assess about how they really are straight they are just “acting.” Shit, I bet it’s those faghags’ dream job. Not only do they get to be around all those naked men, they just might find one hard up enough or desperate enough for someone to believe he’s straight that they could actually score themselves a G4P boyfriend. Hell, I don’t know why more faghags don’t take that route. Since it’s likely the only dick they are going to get (and the only pussy these douchebag G4Pers will get who believe they are actually straight), it’s obviously the perfect job choice for them. Unfortunately, it makes for some shitty porn that looks like the equivalent of one of the covers of my grandma’s romance novels.

We have an issue with it because these self-proclaimed faghags (which is insulting), are filming self-proclaimed straight men having gay sex and we’re supposed to be thankful for the boring crap they produce. Here’s a novel idea, once the gay male porn industry is fill with a majority of actual gay men, perhaps you can come back and give your little tirade again. Until then, yes, women need to get the fuck out of gay porn. They are just making the whole thing worse than it is and they feel entitled to do so…simply because they’re “faghags.”

Here’s a clue, faghags…the only people who think you’re funny or amusing when you’re out at the gay club are the two or three gays standing next to you. The rest thing you’re annoying, overbearing, loud, overweight, insecure, and obnoxious. By all means, then, get behind the camera and make shitty ass gay porn since you have a couple gay friends. Makes total sense!

And “G4P”?…Seriously? I’m truly offended that you would include my name in the same paragraph as “G4P”…There IS no Gay for Pay! It doesn’t effin’ EXIST! A man who has sex with other men for any other reason than a loaded gun at his head is at the very least bisexual. Gay for Pay is a marketing ploy, nothing else. The studios that make G4P are laughing all the way to the bank, and it ain’t MY money they’re depositing.
And I am NOT a “faghag”. I don’t favor gay men, or straight men. I like guys who are for real, period. Who they fuck doesn’t titillate me, or particularly interest me. As for porn? I prefer gay male porn, for reasons of my own. It’s a visual medium, and I prefer to look at the performers in gay male videos, because they are MUCH better looking.
But never have I confused the fantasy with reality…and anyone who doesn’t see that G4P is about as real as Donald Trump’s hair is seriously deluded.