real story;
string sender;
sender = "Gordinho";
Boss: DAMN, PROGRAMMER! DO YOU WANT TO CRASH OUR COMPANY? WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THE ISSUES ON THE PROJECT??
Programmer: What? I told you! I sent an email explaining everything!
Boss: DAMN, PROGRAMMER! YOU SENT ME AN EMAIL AND YOU EXPECT I WOULD READ?
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