TheOtherGuy:Wow, no Hoss Delgado? If you can't get Hoss Delgado in a thread about crossbows-that-shoot-running-chainsaws, when can you get him?

"He was originally incredibly skinny and was beaten at everything by a traffic cone named Kyle. One day while selling electric potato peelers he'd had enough and by sheer force of will became muscular. He now keeps Kyle cuffed to a radiator in a basement."