Lyrics

The waiter gig was probably the worst one. Someone was always asking, "What's fresh tonight?" How do you answer a question like that? It's an all-you-can-eat seafood place in a Springfield, Virginia strip mall. Uh, it’s freshly fried?

by Peter Cooper(Well Known Music, SESAC, admin. by BMG Chrysalis)

I used to live in Rock Hill
South Carolina, South Carolina
I’m glad I’m not living there still
I feel much better now

I used to teach at a school
Verb conjugation, diagramming sentences
Wore a tie and I felt like a tool
I feel much better now

I feel much better now

I waited tables at an all you can eat
It was not a buffet, you had to bring the food to ‘em
Shoving fried fish at folks who couldn’t see their feet
But I feel much better now

I feel much better now

I didn’t like kids until the day that I had one
He’s a good looking boy, handsome like his daddy
He cried at first and then he learned how to have fun
And he feels much better now