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Bring on the Comeback Tour: OOM

I don’t know if they are as common in your part of the world as they are here in Australia, but we have this phenomena called comeback tours. Some bands specifically have last shows and break up purely to have comeback tours.

There is one guy, John Farnham, that is the master of this art. Even though 80% of Australians say “thank god and good riddance” everytime he has a farewell tour, he’s back a year or two later.

That said, there are some comebacks I crave. Sex Pistols was one such tour, and if I didn’t get so drunk and fall asleep, I might have enjoyed the failfest it was.

You’ve been around all fight,
And that’s a little long.
You think you’ve got the right,
But I think you’ve got it wrong.
Why’d you have to say ‘goodbye’
So u can come on home, Megan!
Please come on home Megan!

Cuz when you say you will,
It always means you won’t.
You’re givin’ me the chills,
Baby please, baby don’t!
Every night you still
Leave me all alone, Megan!

Oh Megan, what a pity,
You don’t understand!
You take me by the heart
And you take me by the hand!
Oh Mickey, you’re so pretty
Why can’t you understand?
It’s girls like you, Megan!
Oh, what you do, Megan
Do, Megan,
Don’t break my heart, Megan!

Hey Megan!

Now when you take me by the hooves,
Who evers gonna know?
Every time you move,
I let a little more show!
There’s something you can use,
So please don’t say ‘no’ Megan!

So come on, and give it to me
Anyway you can.
Anyway you wanna do it,
I’ll take it like a Gnome!
So please, baby, please
Don’t leave me in the down, Megan!

Oh Megan, what a pity,
You don’t understand!
You take me by the heart
And you take me by the hand!
Oh Megan, you’re so pretty
Why can’t you understand?
It’s girls like you, Megan!
Oh, what you do, Megan
Do, Megan,
Don’t break my heart, Megan!