If you think this stickfigure is stolen or needs to be modified for any reason, please send an @Ralph mention in the Activity section of the website to let me know. If you just leave a comment here, I may not see it.

The only time this happens is when my phone goes off so many times from email notifications it sounds like it’s playing an hour-long symphony because of some giant, non-stop comment thread full of nothing but “no”, “yee”, “spido:h man”, and “stolen”.