Lauz has decided to make the fan her best friend. she has told the fan that i am a loner, that it shouldn't talk to me as i am mean and i will kill it, she wants the fan to come to the clapham poi meet. i really think she's is about to ask the fan for a date... my dad even joined in and called me a rampant fan murderer.

Lauz also asked the fan why it was in a cage and if it was dangerous. the fan is now call Fred Henry Aton (henry after FRD, i'd run if i was you she is obsessed.)

apparently Fred wants to join HoP coz you are all nice people. Fred would like to learn to juggle and fire staff so if anyone wishes to teach him please let lauz know. I'm sure she will be practically wetting herself with excitement. i have been informed that he is good at fire poi.

thank-you all for taking the time to read about lauz's insanity. she is currently fighting the men in white coats saying she doesn't need a new jacket.

THWACK!!!!Liz_Ard: Ouch!SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!