Monthly Archives: November 2011

20/11/2011 June and I were combing the hair of a mammoth which had accidentally wandered into the garden when the hair dryer telephone rang and a prince and princess descended on ropes from an old fashioned sailing ship floating overhead. … Continue reading →

13/11/2011 June and I had a lay in; sleeping in a designer crocodile bed, me inventing a flying submarine and she pulling relations out of pre-Christmas crackers – the last one didn’t go off bang even though a number of … Continue reading →

06/11/2011 I got up with a plastic box over my head; thankfully it was transparent so I was able to find my way downstairs – even though I went down an extra flight and found myself in the Eleventh Century. … Continue reading →

30/10/2011 I got up in two times; a fact I couldn’t get my five heads around. I had my breakfast in a lake and then saw a procession of garlanded figures approach the cross I was leaning against – I … Continue reading →