Baby Bong

This is the best idea in the history of driving. Either that or the worst. [Flickr via WPD]

Snoop Dogg "Can Live With" Two Year Norway Ban

Snoop Dogg was visiting Oslo last month ahead of a music festival when sniffer dogs popped him for carrying eight grams of herb and more cash than is legally allowed, which is apparently a thing. Snoop's lawyer, Holger Hagesaeter, announced Saturday that, as a result, his client has been barred from entering the country for the next two years and fined $8,700. In other news, Snoop Dogg gives not one fuck about Norway. Hagesaeter said that Snoop "can live with the decision" and has no plans to appeal. [WPD - Image: AP]

I think we can all agree that a giant rabbit that poops money down your chimney is an ideal non-denominational mascot for Festivus. It's like Santa and the Easter Bunny all rolled into one. [Cartoon Brew]