The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."--Pope John Paul II

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.-Albert Einstein

So we still don't know what the hell a pubio pedal phalanx is. A big toe? Hee hee...that's my guess.

Nope, big toe is halux.

True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.

"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill

black bart wrote:This is getting too rude now, so I'm going to throw in a new word to try and deflect the thread onto pastures new:

pterodactyl...a lovely word.

Too bad it isn't really a word.

Well then clever clogs, I hope you get eaten by one after a sudden vortex opens up in the Spacetime Continuum.

Pterodactyl is a word.

It's just not a proper term anymore. The correct term nowadays is pterosaur.

If Michael Crichton used it in Jurassic Park, it's a word. I like the word too, Black Bart.

Another good dinosaur- ankylosaurus. And who can forget the Masiakasaurus knopfleri, named after Mark Knopfler of the Dire Straits.

-Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a narrow minded bigot.-Music was her life, the lyrics were her story.-Be careful what you say, it may remind me of a song that needs to be sung.-GOT JESUS? I thought you had him....shit!-Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?-My pit bull is my co-pilot.-To err is human; to ARRGGHHH is pirate!-Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?-Well behaved women rarely make history.-Laughter: When a smile has an orgasm-I'm not so good at the advice; can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

"It was a good flounce, too. She had no idea how to handle people and she tried to make self-esteem do the work of self-respect, but the girl could flounce better than a fat turkey on a trampoline." Pratchett

"Are you saying," Brine interrupted, "that the human race was created to irritate Satan?""That is correct. Jehovah is infinite in his snottiness."Brine reflected on this for a moment and regretted that he had not become a criminal at an early age. --Practical Demonkeeping

That reminds me! I have made up two new words, cacography and quagmirific.

True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.

"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill

"Are you saying," Brine interrupted, "that the human race was created to irritate Satan?""That is correct. Jehovah is infinite in his snottiness."Brine reflected on this for a moment and regretted that he had not become a criminal at an early age. --Practical Demonkeeping

WelshRarePasta wrote:Cacography... handwriting so loud it can't be read without earplugs?

Quagmirific... A state of euphoria common only to quaqmirophiles, usually involing total body immersion in unlikely quantities of muck?

Are you sure you invented those?

If I didn't invent them, then there is ANOTHER really weird person out there who must have thought of them before me.

Cacography: complete dissonance in writing

Quagmirific: being completely and solely definable as a quagmire, to the point of total awesomeness in the face of identifying it as anything else.

True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.

"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill

"Are you saying," Brine interrupted, "that the human race was created to irritate Satan?""That is correct. Jehovah is infinite in his snottiness."Brine reflected on this for a moment and regretted that he had not become a criminal at an early age. --Practical Demonkeeping

"Are you saying," Brine interrupted, "that the human race was created to irritate Satan?""That is correct. Jehovah is infinite in his snottiness."Brine reflected on this for a moment and regretted that he had not become a criminal at an early age. --Practical Demonkeeping