When ever someone says totes adorbs, I shudder. I shudder because everytime those words are said, a baby monkey has a heart attack. I feel that loss to the world. It's kind of like Beetlejuice. Dang it...you made me say it at the beginning.

...what if there is a surplus of monkeys in this cruel world, and i am doing one a favor via population control? (besides, how does "i don't really talk like this in real life and say it mostly out of facetiousness" factor into this equation?)