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WTF? Panda Porn…

A number of years ago scientists began showing pandas videos of other pandas having sex. The idea was that doing so would stimulate sexual activity and in turn propagate the endangered species.

So began the life of Panda Porn, which of course has been the inspiration for more than a few jokes. Comedian Mike Birbiglia brought us this classic stand up piece on Panda Porn.

All joking aside, Birbiglia asked a very important question. Is it human-dressed-as-panda porn?

Why yes, Mike. Sometimes it IS humans dressed as pandas.

It seems there is a thing called “Furry Fandom”. You may have seen this CSI episode featuring “furries” – as those part of the Furry Fandom like to be called. One of the things that some furries like to do is dress up as animals and hump each other like animals. Notice I said “some”. Many furries like to dress up as animals and just hang out. But that isn’t nearly as interesting now is it?

In honor of pandas and furries everywhere, www.boundgangbangs.com has filmed some human-dressed-as-panda porn. But it’s www.boundgangbang.com so it’s not just panda porn. It’s a panda gangbang. You know, for all those pandas/furries that just don’t feel the “vanilla” panda porn is enough of a turn on for them.

And now I can’t help but wonder…

Will a panda ever see this gangbang?

Would a panda be turned on by humans dressed as pandas gangbanging a human girl NOT dressed as a panda?

Have sales of crotch-less panda costumes gone up recently?

I was going to ask, who would act in this video and then I remembered that the whole reason I know about it is because the porn star love of my life is in it and blogged about it. And as well all know, he is James Deen (and a baby panda) and he does what he wants. And apparently he wants to dress as a panda and fuck a girl that is tied up. And you know what? If James Deen is in that panda suit…even I might consider being the subject of a panda fuck. Wait, what?