Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kelis that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Open my eyes Fill my legs with wind - a sack of poison out to hurt you Catch a lima, burn some flesh up like a Daz commercial Everybody's free-range It's a Sunday - stick your love in, babe.

Original Lyrics:

Open my arms See my love's a window, it's open for you, not to hurt you Actually reverse effects like that in a Tide commercial We'll be blowin' free in the wind It's a sunny day, I sip your love and grin.