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Monday, August 30, 2010

We Go Where Eagles Dare

Shit! Hi everyone! If anyone out there is still listening, The Great Ornithologist Felonious Jive and I have made it back, somewhat haggardly, from Buldir Island. We are back on Adak now, where Bald Eagles roam the streets and Kittlitz's Murrelets patrol the waters. Jim Beam is $36 a bottle, and Facebook doesnt really work, but its good to be back...particularly when the boat ride eastward lends you Short-tailed Albatross and Mottled Petrel. My minions at BB&B HQ, who have spent the summer in a chemically-induced torpor, are now being roused to get this place running again and deal with the various financial disasters that have befallen me in my absence. I have forgotten that people Out There are constantly trying to screw you out of money....goddamn it was nice to be able to forget that wretched fact of life.