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JK Rowling and the Truck Full of Money

I listened to the first four Harry Potter books on my drive to work a few months back.

Holy shit she is a terrible fucking writer. I don't even know why I like this shit anymore, but I totally do. This looks stupid as fuck though, it'll probably suck since I'm not emotionally attached to the characters.