“Any bets on this one?” – Neelix. Welcome to another Star Trek Monday. Today we look at everyone’s most beloved Talaxian chef, Neelix. “Well, as long as I don’t start… uh… assimilating the crew or sprouting Borg implants, I… I’m sure I can live with it.” – Neelix. We shall begin with this one. Commonly known as “Neelix Blue,” “Neelix Chef,” or just plain “Neelix.” This is the most common of all Neelix memes. Though I don’t recall him ever offering anyone a “Westy.” “Because Captain Janeway didn’t give up on you. She kept trying to help you.” – Neelix. Next we have this little number by London based, Progressive-Trance band Neelix. (Who saw that coming?) “I’m gonna make it […]

“I get the point.” – The Doctor. Today we look at the other Doctor. That’s correct. We look at the most entertaining medical professional in Star Fleet, since McCoy. It’s time to sing along with the holographic loon. “You’ll find I’m full of surprises.” – The Doctor. We shall start with these two. This meme, commonly referred to as “Aroused Doctor” or “Doctor Face” or even “Doctor Jizz” is probably the best well known of all Doctor memes. “I need to know more about what’s happening. Is the Federation at war with the Romulans?” – The Doctor. This meme, known as “I’m a Doctor” meme, is the second most common type of Doctor meme. “You know I don’t drink; I […]

Tomorrow is Halloween… I hope you’re excited! Yesterday we looked at Horror Films. Today we look at Horror Video-Games. Previously we have touched horror titles such as Slender, Evil Dead, Among the Sleep and so many more…. So, it should go without saying, we are going to focus on other titles. AMNESIA: THE DARK DESCENT. (2010/2011) This survival-horror title comes to us from Frictional Games. This independent game plays a little like a first-person adventure game though with more of a horror feel. Obviously, as you can tell by the title, you have amnesia and have to piece together what has happened to you all the while desperately trying to avoid supernatural creatures. Unlike most horror games, if you catch […]

X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST! (2014) And here we go, the NEW X-MEN TRAILER! The film is coming out in 2014, and features the cast of the X-MEN trilogy and X-MEN: First Class, united in an attempt to save the future by changing the past. It is based on the DAYS OF FUTURE PAST storyline, The Uncanny X-Men issues #141 and #142, published in 1980. Keep watching this space for more information.

Halloween is almost here and to celebrate we are going to delve into some of the most terrifying horror films of all time. PYSCHO (1960) This is considered one of Alfred Hitchcock’s (The Birds, Vertigo) best films. The film, and its sequels, revolve around the -mass murdering, transvestite – owner of a motel… and his rigamortis riddled mother. Pyscho is considered by many to be the father of slasher films. ROSEMARY’S BABY. (1968) This is one of Roman Polaski’s (Chinatown, The Ghost) best films. A young couple moves to a peculiar neighbourhood, surrounded by bizarre neighbors and unexplained occurrences. When the wife becomes mysteriously pregnant…. paranoia sets in. ARACHNOPHOBIA. (1990) This is not exactly a horror-film. BUT, it is one of […]

“Given the decor, it seems somehow excessive.” – Tuvok. Welcome to another Star Trek: Monday. Today we look at the Vulcan who has the adroit suggestions. That is correct, Mr. Tuvok is our man of the hour. Now Tuvok memes come in a number of flavours, most of which insult your lack of logic. “I can almost sense his presence. It’s as though he’s challenging me to find him.” – Tuvok. We shall start here with the common “Tuvok stare, or Tuvok question” meme. Now this meme has been around for close to a decade. Though small in number, they are often used on forums and social websites as a way of expressing disbelief at human stupidity. And they work […]

“Condition? You make it sound like a disease.” -Harry Kim. Welcome to 23rd Star Trek Meme Monday. Today we look at everyone’s favourite Asian doormat. Harry Kim. “Captain, there’s something out there.” -Harry Kim. Today we have five amusing memes for you to enjoy. Firstly we have this – which we know is probably true. “You reacted like any captain would.” -Harry Kim. “I’m not a captain, Neelix. – Not yet, anyway.” -Harry Kim. I like good dumplings. “Oh, I wish I could believe that.” -Harry Kim. Do you know the difference, Wookiee? I sure don’t. “Salami sandwiches.” -Harry Kim. Reminds me of my brother. “Nothing… Everything.” -Harry Kim. And there you have it. Short, sugar free, and to […]

KERBAL Have you ever wanted to be an astronaut? Have you ever wanted to fly beyond our little blue world? Have you ever wondered what it would be like in space? Well, I haven’t. All this talk of flying makes my ears pop. But for those of you who are brave enough to wonder. Then this may be the game for you. KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM is the world’s first sandbox-style space flight simulator. In the game, players take command of the Kerbals (small green humanoids) space program, and with the aid of the natives and their parallel-technology, you launch them into a parallel-solar-system and begin the labourious task of establishing a future in space. This game promises to be something very […]

“Your presence is required… or rather, it is requested – tonight, 1900 hours, holodeck two.” – Seven of Nine. Welcome to Meme Monday 22. Today we continue with Star Trek Voyager and look at everyone’s favourite Borg or Boobs, Seven of Nine. “The consumption of nutritional biomatter.” – Seven of Nine. We shall start here with a little music. This song comes from the Swedish Pop/Punk band Future Idiots. Have a look at the Future Idiots Official Site. “I haven’t overpacked. I simply wish to be prepared for any contingency.” – Seven of Nine. Here we have two of the most popular and practically the only Seven of Nine memes on the net. “Your enthusiasm is premature. Voyager is a […]

S Every now and then, Wookiee, a concept is born that soon develops into a fully-formed multi-limbed beast that has a divine will of its own… and a taste for consuming social and cultural norms. One such beast is the SLENDER MAN! Since his arrival onto our plane, SLENDER MAN has taken the world by storm – memes, games and even a full length film now bare his name. But like many greats… he came from humble beginnings. L On the 8th of June, 2009, a “’Paranormal Pictures” Photoshop contest was launched by Something Awful. Participants were asked to transform ordinary photographs into something otherworldly. Soon participants began sharing their creations many of which came with fabricated witness accounts. (Sounds […]