Oracle Blog

Notes during my pilgrimage

Blog traffic, CATS and dogs

So my main man Mr. Bill, is trying to get his hit count up by mentioning popular terms. I am doing my part by suggesting that you check out his blog. I am always amazed at his brilliant approach and creativity. Anyone who actually posts the image on the right as his employee photo must be creative. I wonder who is finding my blog but he deliberately sets out to drive traffic to his with crude references like Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson and free internet porn. So in the spirit of the arms race, I went the the Google Zeitgeist to see how I could continue to beat his hit count. I wondered why he didn't mention Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Carmen Electra, Halley Berry or Jessica Simpson He has mentioned Skype and Firefox in the technical categories but I have a discussion of iPod as art and mp3s. I even got in the Oscars by complaining and these are all hot searches now. But if you really want to drive traffic, you have to mention Texas Holdem Poker. I don't know why that drives the hit count up, but it just drives the referrers crazy

On another topic, if you really want to waste some time you have to check out the (C)anine (A)lgorithmic (T)ransfer (S)ystem which will classify your doggie personality. Mr. Bill asserts that he is a St. Bernard while I wound up as a Tatra Mountain Sheepdog which has the scientific name OWCZAREK PODHALANSKI. Are there really enough vowels among all those consonants ?