Part one of the American Idol season finale is on tonight. I’m normally not one for reality shows, mainly because so many crash and burn or are just plain stupid to begin with. However, I do enjoy laughing at people, especially when they are stupid and get embarrassed, because in my book, if you’re willing to go on TV, then you need to be ready for America to laugh at you when you do something ridiculous. But, with American Idol, Taylor has been my boy since his audition, so I’m hoping the frontman for the Soul Patrol can bring home the victory.

But, as my life gets busier, with work, school, The Story, and other stuff, TV slips down the priority list (as it should). Although I remain religiously committed to Lost, should that show need to be sacrificed for my marital well-being, so be it. Besides, I’ve always got the news.

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