Stupid Pirate Jokes

Post all your favorite pirate "ARRRRRRR" groaners here!

Who is a pirate's favorite warchief?
GARRRRRRRRRosh!

Call to arms, the trumpets sound
Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

Pirate's favorite Lich King?
They are indifferent. They like ARRRRRRRthas and BolvARRRRRR equally.

Call to arms, the trumpets sound
Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

Call to arms, the trumpets sound
Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

Call to arms, the trumpets sound
Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

If you read a few pages farther on in that story, the titular character cuts the faces off of some pirates, shouting "Peg faces for everyone!"
And then a while later:http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/5p15/

A pirate's favorite D3 companion intro? The Templar, because of
JondARRRRRRRRRRR

Last edited by Omertocracy; 2013-02-08 at 08:00 PM.

Call to arms, the trumpets sound
Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

Call to arms, the trumpets sound
Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...