Honest Conversation Is Overrated

From a nearly non-awkward first date:Me: “I mixed up two of the digits in your phone number, and now some stranger wants to now why I need to meet them at Castlebar.”

Him: “You think that’s bad? I dated a guy named Moe for a year. You haven’t been embarrassed until you’ve accidentally texted ‘It’s been a while, maybe you should pick up lube for tonight.’ to your mom.”