Request Christian Zellersfield

1.) Are you real?
2.) Why would you call your brewery/beer "Parageusia" which means "bad taste"?
3.) Dafuq does "Future Rustic" mean?
4.) What is with this glass? http://i.imgur.com/NyqXNSx.jpg. And what possible purpose is there to instructing a beer be served from a different colored glass?
5.) Are you real?