Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll. After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart’s The Magic Flute. So, what’s the answer? Ban all music? In this reporters opinion, the answer, sadly, is ‘yes’. — Brockman

"You tried you best, and you failed miserably.
The lesson is: never try."

Awards won: First Annual Montgomery Burns Awards for Outstanding
Achievement in the Field of Excellence [8F23], the burping contest at the
Power Plant [2F31], Employee of the Month [8F04], "Sir Drinks A
Lot", a Grammy for Best Spoken Word or Barbershop Quartet Album Of The
Year [9F21], and six won at the high school reunion: most weight gained,
most improved odor, most hair lost, oldest car, lowest paying job, and the
least distance traveled to get to the reunion [9F16].

Appearances: Every episode. Has had two birthdays [AABF08 & 3G01],
let the 'Babysitter bandit' get away, been to Clown college & Body guard
college, been into space, and has been a member of the Be Sharps.