How do I describe this blog?
A line from "Old School" with a minor tweak.
"My friends, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my blog as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here."

Monday, October 22, 2007

Random Acts of Shifeness

I know most of you must be reeling from the big Harry Potter news. Dumbledore is gay. Holy Muggles. I was just as surprised as the rest of you. I thought everyone in Harry Potter was gay too.

The following blog post was supposed to contain scenes of brief nudity. But Quincy is not good with a camera. Did you know dogs don't have thumbs?

Have you heard of a bucket list? You basically make a list of things to do if you know when you are going to kick the bucket. I could make a list as big as the fat basset's appetite but if I honestly knew when I was going to die there are three things I would definitely do.1) have a living wake with all my family and friends, 2) perform at an open mic night at a comedy club, and 3) watch the sunset with Mrs. Shife where we spent our honeymoon in Mexico.

Mr. Shife, you're the kind of guy that would help a brother/sister out in dire need. I wish you were here in PA to help me cope with the terrorist from work. It has been a truly awful night. Wow you've gone international! It doesn't surprise me. Have a good week. And don't die. We need you to help us mere mortals from our pains.Love,Egg (aka Saritha)

I have to think about my bucket list. I think I would like to know when I was going to die so I can get rid of certain things I don't want my mamma seeing when she cleans out my apartment. =)Your list it great.

A few years ago I had a scary medical situation. I thought I might die so I wrote a diary to my husband telling him where stuff was. Not my will or anything like that, but where the tupperware containers are. And the trash can liners. He's just caught on to where I keep the dogs' food. You can't go dying on someone like that.