Month: January 2012

One of the most impressive new porn directors of late has undoubtedly been Bobbi Starr. After tackling such established niches as POV and lesbian sex (Vicarious: So Close You Can Taste It), straight gangbangs (Bobbi Loves Boys), female masturbation (One), aggressive and rough sex (Shut Up and Fuck), and personal journeys through foot fetishism, voyeurism, and group sex (her incredible directorial debut Bobbi’s World), the Northern Californian fetish queen takes on political satire and, well, everything she’s done before (and lots more) in Evil Angel’s forthcoming Occupy My Ass.

Due to hit retail outlets on January 23rd and recently landing on Evil Angel’s official website as a streaming-only exclusive, Occupy My Ass sees Ms. Starr and her fellow performers, Kimberly Kane, Aiden Starr, Dana DeArmond, Kelly Divine, and Sarah Shevon, among others, spread their holiest of holes for some deeply penetrating anal insertions. Sticking all manner of phalluses up the back passage, from fingers, toes, and Mark Wood’s dick to enormous strap-ons, dildos, and butt plugs that’d make Audrey Hollander wince. Not only does Occupy My Ass declare itself representative of “The 99%” and profess to “stand in solidarity” with each of its anally-inclined stars, but it also means the debut of something many porn fans have been hoping to see for some time: Lily LaBeau’s boy/girl anal debut. Throw in another four scenes of utter anal debuachery and you’re looking at an adult DVD so blisteringly, intimately fucking fantastic it’ melt the coldest superrich heart.

Unfortunately, Occupy My Ass does not feature any of the women from that viral Hot Chicks of Wall Street we featured a while back. Oh well. I suppose the gaping assholes of porn’s hottest supersluts will have to do!

Somehow I was expecting a somewhat chubby caucasian brunette that specialises in cigar-disappearing magic acts. Instead with are presented with a tight bodied ebony babe that is proficient in pole smoking and possibly enjoys smoking quite a bit of chronic.

Right now in Las Vegas the 2012 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo is rocking the Hard Rock Cafe to its very foundations. With the most thrilling performers, the most powerful studios, exciting exhibitors, and a throng of sweaty-palmed camera-toting dudes packed onto the exhibition floor, there’s plenty to talk about. Seeing as I’m stuck inside my little cave pounding the keys to bring you, my beloved readers, the raw facts about the best (and worst) porn sites on the ‘net, it seems we’ll have to turn to Twitter for all the AVN / AEE gossip.

As usual, Joanna Angel arrived in style, although perhaps a little too much…

And, as for AVN Virtual, those that weren’t already aware will no doubt be thrilled to know that for $19.95, you can buy a ticket that gives you access to a 36-hour real time VirtualCast from the floors of Vegas’s Hard Rock Hotel and Casino (complete with commentary from Evan Stone); live main stage footage of “erotic state shows, musical performances, pornstar Q&As” hosted by Jim McBride (Mr. Skin) and Jessica Drake; exclusive online-only footage from Penthouse Studio; “roving camera” footage of the hottest after-parties; an international chat forum where you can discuss events live with fans and pornstars alike; Easy-Link VirtualCast Access to the websites of top stars; and, to top it all off, you’ll be entered into the draw to win an all-expense paid trip to the 2013 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo. (Just pray they don’t put you up at the Knight’s Inn.)

Don’t forget to keep on eye trained on Twitter for all the latest happenings from Vegas. As always, PornstarTweet is your best bet for the hottest goss and sauciest pics.