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Who said you can't coin your own term? What is "Boning the Fish"? It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak. That instant you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it a climax of sorts. We call it "Boning the fish". From that moment on things will simply never be the same.

Celebrity Fit Club - TV ShowsLoved Willie Aames when he went psycho on those 2 marines Busey and the instructor! -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 14, 2009, 8:50 am

Unhappily Ever After - TV ShowsBob Goldthwait as a stuffed bunny only the show's star can hear? Sure, it didn't work for The Flintstones, but what could possibly go wrong? -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 13, 2009, 10:30 pm

Battlestar Galactica 1978 - TV ShowsThe first season was good, showed promise. Galactica 1980?
if you gave me the choice between watching that and hitting my face with a 2X4, I'll take the 2X4, less painful. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 13, 2009, 10:22 pm

Hope & Faith - TV ShowsNot too bad of a show considering the casting of He-Who's- Name-Shall-Not-Be-Spoken. Some genuine chemistry between the leads. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 13, 2009, 10:18 pm

According to Jim - TV ShowsJim Belushi is as grating as a dull toothache, but Courtney Thorne-Smith? Rawwr! -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 13, 2009, 10:15 pm

Flintstones, The - TV ShowsLittle Green Alien back in the Stone Age that only Fred can see? Nope, that little gem sure doesn't scream "We're Out Of Ideas"! Riiight. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 13, 2009, 10:07 pm

Highlander - Movie SeriesOK I just saw the MADHOUSE Studio's Highlander feature film Japanese Animation- WOW. check this out, it a worthy remake of the highlander saga. Unboned with this cartoon. -- Submitted By: (Chubby Rain) on July 13, 2009, 8:26 pm

Magnum P.I. - TV ShowsThat little voice in my head told me,"Chrissy there is something great about this show, Adventure, freedom, comraderie and oh yeah Tom Selleck is from Michigan!" -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 6:50 pm

Smurfs, The - TV ShowsAHA!!! I KNEW I wasn't imagining things! Here's the proof that the Smurfs movie actually existed, and that Johann and Peewee were heavily involved!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074539/ -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 6:49 pm

Ultraman - TV ShowsLoved the Gamacochura Monster that ate up all the pearls in Japan and how Hoshi was bowing to Gamacochura praying Please dont eat all the pearls , Please save some for me.. Funny stuff! -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 6:45 pm

Facts of Life, The - TV ShowsBlair with a joint was wild & Tootie with a bong, but Natalie saying she was deflowered, ahh yeah right, that was truly Nightmarish. & Joe had a crush on Blair or that was the other way round until the helmet came off. -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 6:36 pm

Eight Is Enough - TV ShowsAdam Rich overacts ulcer from eating pizza for a week was where it boned. -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 6:21 pm

JumptheShark.com - WebsitesI remember the Best comment on the old JTS I read was some New Yorker complaining about Adam Rich of Eight is Enough & wanting to knock his Coke Head out of Shea Stadium. What was ur favorite? -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 6:15 pm

Star Trek: Enterprise - TV ShowsThe T'Pol character was well written and opened up a demographic for all women viewers. Loved the ep. her mother TaPowu went back 2 the Earth in 1955 Like Back to the Future.! -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 13, 2009, 6:08 pm

Kid Rock - Music GroupsKid Rock just needs to pick a direction and go with it instead of trying to be this rocker/rapper/country guy all in one. Hell, his songs all sound about the same no matter what he tries to be anyway. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:44 pm

Green Day - Music GroupsIMO (and some other people's apparently) "Time Of Your Life" BTF because it was a ballad, and any time a band who rocks does a ballad it signals a seismic shift to suckitude.
I still remember the first time I heard it, I kept expecting the rock part to kick in and when it didn't I was like, "What??? You mean that was IT???"
-- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:42 pm

Twisted Sister - Music Groups"Stay Hungry" ROCKED!!! Then Twisted Sister just totally fell off the map after that, to the point where I literally didn't even know they'd made any more albums. I kinda assumed they must have, but I never heard about them. Then I saw Dee Snider "acting" in some crappy movies later on. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:35 pm

No Doubt - Music GroupsIt didn't take long for Gwen Stefani to hog the spotlight so completely the rest of the group might as well have just been some studio band. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:31 pm

Michael Jordan - CelebritiesI could overlook it when he decided he had to try out baseball in his mid 30s. I guess any of us would temporarily lose our minds if our dad was murdered. But there was absolutely, positively NO excuse for whatever he was attempting to do with the Wizards. I just pretend that never happened. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:28 pm

Pacific Blue - TV ShowsMario Lopez sure 'bones" a lot of hot chicks for a guy whose career has been in the toilet since "Saved By The Bell". -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:20 pm

Ram Jam - Music Groups"Black Betty" ROCKED! It doesn't sound like it was from '77 though, more of an early 70s sound to it. I can't believe Ram Jam is even listed here, since I never heard another song from them. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:19 pm

Rock Hudson - TV ShowsI remember hearing that Rock Hudson was really gay when I was a kid, prompting me to ask my parents what that meant. Man, was *that* an awkward moment! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:16 pm

Moody Blues, The - Music GroupsIf I hear "Tuesday Afternoon" in that one ad with the aquarium one more time... -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:15 pm

Smurfs, The - TV ShowsDid anybody actually see the Smurfs MOVIE with Johann and Peewee in it? I swear I'm not making this up. It actually did happen. I think part of it took place on a ship, with Peewee moaning nonstop about how sick he was. Seriously. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:13 pm

Billy Mays - CelebritiesSomebody needed to have the guts to vote Day 1, and I decided it might as well be me. I'm sorry he died, but that doesn't mean he was suddenly any less annoying in life. And I'm tired of seeing people pretend it did. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:09 pm

Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends - TV ShowsI actually remember that X-Man episode with Wolverine getting his claws stuck. That's really the only thing I remember about it. They really made Wolvie look like a goof there, even by 80s Saturday morning cartoon standards.
-- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:07 pm

Thundarr the Barbarian - TV ShowsDEMON DOGS!!! LORDS OF LIGHT!!!
Was this cartoon *extremely* derivative? Absolutely. Is it better than 95% of the cartoons today? Absolutely.
And Ariel was a total BABE! You know the "real" reason why she was with Thundarr ;-) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 13, 2009, 4:05 pm

Mr. T - CelebritiesWhat about us thinkers who could just take him or leave him? Save your pity for another party! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 13, 2009, 2:41 pm

Gunsmoke - TV ShowsThe Queen of Grunge who couldn't act her way out of a wet diaper played a mute little hillbilly girl the worst two part episode of this series. -- Submitted By: (JohnnyRocket42) on July 13, 2009, 1:57 pm

Smurfs, The - TV ShowsUnlike a lot of commentors so far, I didn't mind the Smurflings ... I thought it was kinda cool when they picked up the Smurf band's instruments, started jamming out, and ended up sounding better than the grown-ups! I also didn't mind Johann. He was a decent addition to the cast, even though he was probably just a "token human straight man." The fish-boner was Peewee, and especially his singing. Peewee is Scrappy-Doo in human form with unmanageable blond hair AND he can't carry a tune in a hermetically sealed paint can! Nothing more need be said. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 13, 2009, 7:01 am

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - Movie SeriesI don't like to speak ill of the recently departed, but Johnny Depp's portayal of Willy Wonka was so creepily similar to Michael Jackson in his "pedophile on trial" days that it was extremely off-putting. On top of that, the movie was a snoozer. Gene Wilder still owns the Willy Wonka role - accept no substitutes. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 13, 2009, 6:50 am

REO Speedwagon - Music GroupsREO Speedwagon still rocks!! But I'd like to know what possessed them to allow the punk band The Donnas to make that GOD-AWFUL cover of "Keep on Loving You." IMO, that's not a BTF moment, but it does represent some fish-headed thinking. Or maybe money-motivated? Anyway, if you haven't heard that cover, consider yourself fortunate: The lead singer sounds like she's simultaneously half asleep, about to puke, and stuck in the bathroom going through some SERIOUS intestinal distress. -- Submitted By: (Mythigator) on July 13, 2009, 6:38 am

Oprah Winfrey Show, The - TV ShowsI love the fact that there's not a single vote for "never boned". That says it all. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 12, 2009, 8:31 pm

Michael Moore - CelebritiesI think Michael Moore was the one who REALLY masterminded 911. There's just as much proof of that as there is that Bush was. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 12, 2009, 8:11 pm

Babe - Movie SeriesJust because you have a good movie DOES NOT mean the story will carry over. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 12, 2009, 6:15 pm

REO Speedwagon - Music GroupsIf I have to hear "Can't Fight This Feeling" one more time on my oldies stations. . . -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 12, 2009, 11:53 am

Lost in Space - TV ShowsAnyone else wish they'd have dumped Dr. Smith on the first asteroid they came to? From saboteur at the beginning to cartoonish coward after they got to that first moon, there was really no good reason to keep him around! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 12, 2009, 11:50 am

Peanuts (comic strip) - Random TopicsAlthough I think pre-1946 "Gasoline Alley" close, I have to agree that Sparky outdid everyone else with this strip! Reading the almost 5 decades worth is as close as one can get to reading the Bible in a comic strip in that there's so many unexpected twists, turns, dramas, philosophies,laughs, reflections in addition to the rules! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 12, 2009, 11:47 am

Star Wars - Movie SeriesA wise man said "It's George Lucas' toy, he only lets us play with it" Episodes V and III are the best of the series. Never boned, Never will -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 12, 2009, 9:30 am

STYX - Music Groups"Kilroy Was Here" was the death knell for the band, but "Just Get Through This Night" was the best song on the album and classic Styx. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 11, 2009, 10:55 pm

Al Gore - CelebritiesA sanctimonious jerk who propagates the myth of "Global Warming" so he can line his pockets selling the idiotic voodoo Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free cards AKA "Carbon Credits"
A pox on his house -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 11, 2009, 10:42 pm

Brett Favre - CelebritiesAs a lifelong Packers fan and a former Favre apologist, this latest move to the Vikings has me finally saying, "Get over yourself you f-ing Prima Donna" -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 11, 2009, 10:34 pm

Hip hop music - Random TopicsProblem is "Hip Hop" and "Music" were used in the same sentence. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 11, 2009, 10:19 pm

MoveOn.org - WebsitesSeeing as they wanted us to "Move On" from the antics of Philanderer-In-Chief William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, it is ironic that they never could "Move On" from the fact that the sanctimonious jackhole Al Gore lost in 2000 -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 11, 2009, 10:16 pm

Yardbirds, The - Music GroupsThey came damn close to jumping with the "Little Games" album, but between morphing into Led Zeppelin and reincarnating as Box of Frogs, and giving Page, Clapton and Jeff Beck to the world, They've earned a lifetime exemption. -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 11, 2009, 10:09 pm

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - Movie SeriesGene Wilder owns the role of Willy Wonka, Johnny Depp playing it like a creepy pedophile and adding all the superfluous sub-plots ruined the movie -- Submitted By: (BrewMaster) on July 11, 2009, 10:02 pm

Dawn Lyn - CelebritiesI'm beginning to wonder if there's a support group out there for this performer's unfans. If not, maybe one should be formed! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 11, 2009, 6:52 pm

Pac-Man - TV ShowsAgreed. The cartoon was a day one boning. Like you said, Marcus, you can't make a cartoon out of an arcade game like this. The other reason is that it changed the storyline of the arcade game. I know some people may be thinking, "What do you mean, it changed the storyline? All he's doing is eating pellets and avoiding ghosts in the arcade!" But that's just it. He's eating Pellets. He's avoiding the ghosts. There is no darth vader-looking guy ruling over the ghosts. There is no Pac-baby, and there are no Pac-pets (or whatever they're called). It's hard to get cartoons based on video games right, even if the storyline of the game can fit within a cartoon series. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 11, 2009, 2:53 pm

Montel Williams Show, The - TV ShowsWhen he urged the mother of a 10-year-old rape victim who came from an extremely dysfuctional snakepit of a family to have the 10-year-old keep the impending baby in her life instead of getting the even more innocent baby as far away from that snakepit as possible, I was DONE! He should have urged them get the girl into intensive counselling every single day if she missed her baby but what baby deserves to have ANY of that in their life?! Never could watch a second of him after that! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 11, 2009, 11:56 am

Smurfs, The - TV ShowsActually, I thought Johann was cool- kind of like I'd have like to have imagined myself being had I been a parentless, ambitious kid in the Middle Ages! Unfortunately, he had to be stuck with the whiny, annoying, useless Peehuit (whatever the faux-French spelling was)! Still, Johann was brave and worked hard to try to be an apprentice knight (and possible future boyfriend to Princess Sabina) and I think had he not been stuck with Scrabby Doo. .er Peehuit, he'd have not needed to be bailed out by Smurfs over and over again. Of course, when they dumped them and brought on the saccharine Smurflings, I was DONE! By then, I was too old for Saturday morning cartoons anyway. -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 11, 2009, 11:48 am

Partridge Family, The - TV ShowsFunny draft theory, Chrissy M! However; had Mr. Partidge lived he'd have been way too old for the US military to have considered worth drafting . However; it would have made an interesting episode had this issue come up for Keith but I think "The Partridge Family" maintained the usual de rigeur sitcom silence re the existance of the Vietnam War- even though it was supposed to be a quasi-semi countercultural show! I mean, unless they came upon Norman Lear shows, alien beings/future archaelogists would have NO idea the Vietnam War ever happened were they to base their findings on US sitcoms of that era.
Not a bad idea about Mr. Partridge being on "The A-Team" - if only because Danny was far more strategically conniving than the rest of the clan and he certainly didn't get it from Shirley so he'd have had to have gotten from somewhere! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 11, 2009, 11:39 am

Emperor's New School, The - TV ShowsThat's not a surprise. Nearly all cartoons based on movies are essentially 22-minutes of jokes recycled from their respective movies. -- Submitted By: (Robert) on July 11, 2009, 11:37 am

Shazam! - TV ShowsI always thought it funny how NO ONE was allowed to call Mentor anything but Mentor- even sheriffs and Isis! LOL
-- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 11, 2009, 11:30 am

Wonder Woman - TV ShowsThis show Boned The Fish when they hired talent free Dawn Lyn to play a girl in love with her real life brother Leif Garrett. The way she gushes over him through the entire episode is beyond disgusting.It killed her short career because she never worked again. -- Submitted By: (JohnnyRocket42) on July 11, 2009, 10:00 am

Desperate Housewives - TV ShowsI love this show too. I must admit that I don't think the 5 year jump in time was necessary. It really is a great show though with such a talented cast. -- Submitted By: (Rebecca) on July 11, 2009, 8:37 am

Emergency! - TV ShowsWhen Gage and Desoto rescued Dawn Lyn (Dopey from My Three Sons) as a child whose arm was stuck in a swimming pool drain, they should have just filled the pool and saved both shows from Boning the Fish. -- Submitted By: (Rebecca) on July 11, 2009, 8:24 am

My Three Sons - TV ShowsUncle Charley should have been fired for diapering the wrong end of Dodie. -- Submitted By: (Rebecca) on July 11, 2009, 8:20 am

Wendy's - Random TopicsHere in northern New Jersey, there's only three fast food burger joints: McDonald's, Burger King, and Wendy's. (Yes, we also have White Castle up here, but I hate onions, so that's out of the question for me.) Between those three options, where would you rather eat? Personally, I'd say "none of them" and get my burger from a diner or Fuddruckers, but if I had to, Wendy's burgers are miles ahead of those other two. They actually taste like beef, rather than burnt charcoal or meat-flavored plant byproducts (all you Buffy fans know what I'm talking about). -- Submitted By: (KevinR1990) on July 10, 2009, 9:40 pm

Cartoon Network - Random TopicsMy childhood (defined as the 7-13 years) was in the late '90s and early '00s, so needless to say, I watched a lot of Cartoon Network. That was the time when they were at their peak, developing their own shows and acting as more than just a rerun farm for classic cartoons. Meanwhile, Nickelodeon was beginning its decline, and Disney Channel was languishing in its pre-teenybopper years. It was really the only thing on TV for kids my age back then.
One day, I had to go to the hospital for a bad stomach flu, and I caught Cartoon Network on the TV in the waiting room. Or at least, a cable channel calling itself Cartoon Network that was airing A LIVE-ACTION SERIES THAT LOOKED LIKE IT CAME FROM THE DISNEY CHANNEL! (Yes, it was Out of Jimmy's Head.) And now, I hear that they're only getting worse with this. Cartoon Network has definitely boned the fish. -- Submitted By: (KevinR1990) on July 10, 2009, 8:52 pm

Partridge Family, The - TV ShowsHey Pelligro I think Mr. Partridge musta have been successful evading the draft in Canada or was back from Nam on the run back in the L.A area working underground as the Leader of the A-team, AKA. Handiballs Smith -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 10, 2009, 7:57 pm

Smallville - TV ShowsHated Lana in season 7 when she was acting so wimpy & conrolled by Lex -- Submitted By: (ChrissyM) on July 10, 2009, 7:38 pm

G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (1985) - TV ShowsHaha, you go Chubbyrain!!! I thought it was cheesy for the same reasons. It's a good thing we don't have soldiers like the Joes defending America for real with that lack of marksmanship or colossal waste of millions of dollars in weaponry. And the Cobras made the Joes look competant! There was actually more hand to hand violence since nobody on either side could hit someone by any other means.
On the Serpentor thing, remember that Cobra actually went out of their way to collect DNA from every great military leader in world history to "make" him. What did they expect, that he'd just meekly fall in line like all their other mooks? And Cobra Commander was actually in CHARGE of this! He deserved to lose his job if you ask me!
But despite all of this, the actual BTF moment didn't occur until...the movie. GOD that was horrible. After that all the accumulated cheesiness just couldn't be ignored by me any longer. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 10, 2009, 6:17 pm

Grey's Anatomy - TV ShowsKitchenbreak, practicing medicine was never the point of this show. The point was always to have a group of hot-looking people (and some not so much) get it on. Period. Hence the "McDreamy" name. The whole doctor thing is just a thinly disguised veneer because as we all know, a group of doctors is just sexier than, say,a group of teachers or waiters or construction workers or plumbers or secretaries. Because having a six figure job clearly makes a person look better, right? (Rolls eyes.)
The scary thing is, shows like this and "Desperate Ho-wives" are apparently what women want to watch, and they have the nerve to criticize us guys for watching things like football and UFC and occasional porn. HA!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 10, 2009, 6:08 pm

Smurfs, The - TV ShowsI went with Johann and Peewee, because PeeWee WAS annoying, and before they came along it was just the Smurfs and Gargamel. There was no reason to introduce two random human goofs into the mix.
-- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 10, 2009, 6:00 pm

CHiPs - TV ShowsLet's be honest, the only reason why people watched this show is because cable wasn't available to 95% of American homes in the late 70s. Enough cheese to make a group of mice sick. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 10, 2009, 5:57 pm

Cold Pizza - TV ShowsThea Andrews was HOT! So naturally they dumped her after what seemed like 5 episodes and kept the hugely annoying Kit and the even more annoying Woody Paige. And who the hell names a morning show "Cold Pizza" anyway? That's just the image I want in my mind when I wake up at 7 AM--NOT! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 10, 2009, 5:55 pm

CSI Miami - TV ShowsCaruso IS hilarious, but unfortunately it's all unintentional. Who in real life *wouldn't* laugh at this skinny middle aged Opie-looking guy striding around like he's some supreme avenger of justice? -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 10, 2009, 5:53 pm

CSI - TV ShowsI tried to give it a chance, I really did. But the cast was just too...smarmy. Always cracking jokes over dead bodies, because neither they nor anyone they knew were ever going to die (rolls eyes). The middle aged Catherine flouncing around like she was Miss Thing. Sarah Sidle's petulant tantrums every now and then, and then having Grissom and her get it on. Like most other shows these days it just seemed like high school all over again, but this time with adults in the workplace. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 10, 2009, 5:51 pm

NCIS - TV ShowsThis might actually be the best show on TV right now. They did BTF when everybody got fired after the original director was killed off (which was okay since according to the show she had a "terminal illness" anyway). But they realized their mistake and...um...boned right back :-) -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 10, 2009, 5:46 pm

NickelBack - Music GroupsBelieve it or not their first album was actually good. Yes, really. Too bad they had to completely sell out and become a boy/emo band with guitars. -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 10, 2009, 5:42 pm

KFC - Random TopicsI already knew that from past experience, I was just posing a rhetorical question :-)
BTW guess what I did yesterday? I bought a $5 footlong from Subway. With chips and a drink. Take THAT, KFC!!! -- Submitted By: (DolFan316) on July 10, 2009, 5:38 pm

Radio - Random TopicsWith radio, music was able to reach a much larger audience in a much shorter time than ever before- even with phonograph records alone! In fact, for a time, artists who recorded on phonograph records weren't permitted to ALSO perform on radio. I admit there are only a few stations I like in my city, but I enjoy listening to them so I can hear some song I'd forgotten I'd liked back in the day! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 10, 2009, 1:55 pm

KFC - Random TopicsCould someone explain to me how one $5 meal could be cheaper than another $5 meal? The only way KFC would win that argument would be if they mean cheaper as in having less quality! -- Submitted By: (Pelirojo) on July 10, 2009, 1:50 pm