Chael Sonnen’s demands have not been met

“My demand has not been met,” said Sonnen to MMAFighting, adding he’d signed nothing and would let the world know his terms in the immediate future.

Who knows if this is referring to his challenge at UFC 136 where he laid down the gauntlet and said “If I beat you, you leave the Middleweight division. If you beat me, I’ll leave the UFC forever” or something else. Maybe he’s cooked up some fresh pro wrestling angle he’s trying to weave into the fight. Winner gets his steak cooked by Anderson’s wife however he likes it. Loser has to stick his face in Roy Nelson’s sweaty gunt. Stuff like that.

Barring Chael not signing his contract (yeah, sure), you should now be prepared for three months of what I’m sure will be non-stop sh*t talking. Let’s get it started with the above video:

Anderson said I need to stop talking and start training and my response simply would be: why? Why is it that I would do that? And by the way, Anderson, if I want you opinion I will beat it out of you. Don’t walk around handing out free advice, why don’t you grab a sharpie and draw Steve Segal’s widow peak on him. His hairline is about as authentic as his fighting abilities.

So, you go sing to your hamburgers and dance on stage with Justin Bieber and I’ll handle the heavy work in this company live I have done for the past 5 years in your absence. You don’t matter, Anderson, and when you talk to me and talk down on me – don’t talk down on me, don’t talk to me like you’re my equal cause you’re not, I stomped you before and I’ll stomp you again. You are a nuisance to me and to everybody else, you ducked me for 6 years, then you ducked me for 2 years after that.

There’s nothing I can do more than pick a fight. You put every stipulation you could on this thing that you could think of and I answered them all, including coming to Brazil like that’s some kind of a big deal. What’s the difference? It’s a plane ride somewhere. I’m not fighting you in Brazil, I’m not fighting you in Chicago, I’m not fighting you in Florida; I’m fighting you in the octagon and you when you get there and I get in there, I’m going to stomp you this time the same as I did last time.

You can complain about your rib, I’m sure your rib did hurt, your rib is inside of a coward, that’s the problem your rib’s got. It’s got the same problem your hands and feet have, they’re attached to you dummy. I’m going to be attached to you to for 25 minutes or until you give up.

Him going to Brazil is worth the money, lol this is gonna be good. He’ll need a lot of security and holy fuck if he wins…

CAP

Oh christ only three more months of this. The trash talk is going to hit new moronic heights by the time they actually fight. Live it up Chael you’ll be in Rich Franklin territory soon.

augbesian

Seagal, not Segal.

Carry on.

I tap out

His level of pure craziness is awesome. I love it

Jarman

Every time i think of this fight, I think of that right hand chael landed early in the fight….that dropped anderson on his ass. wtf was that? never seen that before, but it keeps me interested in whatever happens.

regardless, i kinda hope chael gets torn apart by pygmies. just for the perfect spectacle to cap what is undoubtedly going to be three months of chael being a spectacle.

Nachtfalter

Chael just kind of blocked out the three rounds he looked like utter shit against Michael Bisping. Just like he kind of blocks out how he got tapped by Anderson like a whitebelt and how he tried to deny it like the little bitch we all know he is.

If believing your own stupid shit was in any way useful in a fight, he might have a chance in hell to beat Anderson Silva.

Letibleu

^^you’re too invested

frickshun

HAHAHAHA!! Chael is fucking funny. You guys do not appreciate his schtick one bit. He’s like Andy Fucking Kaufman. The guy is a GENIUS!! Although he will get KO’d in Brasil, I’m still rooting for the guy!!

Reverend Clint

yeah i cant hate the guy too much cause he is like a living version of wonder showzen

Dude u are way off. He wasn’t Doping he was on doctor pcerrsibed testosterone fact! Testosterone is legal in UFC if disclosed . fact He had priorly disclosed that to ufc fact. So If anything at all he is guilty of not disclosing it properly. But u keep thinking he was doping. If u wanted to cheat testosterone is that last thing u would be using. And as for Anderson fighting with a cracked rib.. suck it up i have seen fighters enter fights and win with broken feet,toes, and hands. Claiming injury after a loss or bad showing is WEAK! Come post here after that fight please! Unless he traingles him again .. well u seen what happened last time. He will get dominated!.