Rep. Ben Quayle (R-Ariz.): Every freshman class needs a few coddled frat boys, and Quayle, son of the former vice president, fits the mold. Previously, as a pseudonymous columnist for TheDirty.com, he was tasked with finding "the hottest chick in Scottsdale," and posted comments under such as, "If I was around she wouldn't EVER need butt floss." During the campaign, Quayle II fed red meat to the base by calling Obama "the worst president in history" and declaring that "somebody has to go to Washington and knock the hell out of the place." Party time! Photo: Quayle for Congress/Flickr