tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post7959636636239448632..comments2018-03-17T21:57:41.836-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Must need a helluva big pill bottleGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-37072231266824182762011-02-27T22:58:28.827-05:002011-02-27T22:58:28.827-05:00Enough anti-osmium to make an 80mt bang is a ball ...Enough anti-osmium to make an 80mt bang is a ball less than 2&quot; across. It wouldn&#39;t need to be that big a pill bottle! &lt;G&gt;Loren Pechtelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08348494458707790769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-48803524342343966422010-05-23T19:34:22.339-04:002010-05-23T19:34:22.339-04:00Can I get my Relpax by the megaton? Please?Can I get my Relpax by the megaton? Please?Jonquilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00394073543168209042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-18141993975338736462010-05-21T19:39:13.349-04:002010-05-21T19:39:13.349-04:00&quot;Whatever, why should I be responsible for ha...&quot;Whatever, why should I be responsible for having an intimate knowledge of the name and dosage of the medication I&#39;m prescribed? That&#39;s the doctor&#39;s job&quot;Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17260044140161891802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-87308103606495652672010-05-17T11:44:01.040-04:002010-05-17T11:44:01.040-04:00Sorry-that was probably one of my customers. I don...Sorry-that was probably one of my customers. I dont correct them anymore. What&#39;s the point? Anus, armpit, bellybutton, vag-they all insert things anywhere. sighFilet-o-bitch RPhhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02150522997875773024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81196639162497623212010-05-17T04:56:06.544-04:002010-05-17T04:56:06.544-04:00I guess he has Atomic strength Inderal.
Rx:
Inder...I guess he has Atomic strength Inderal. <br />Rx:<br />Inderal 80 megatons<br />Disp: 1<br />Sig: Take as directed.<br />Dispense as &quot;Little Boy&quot; or &quot;Fat Man&quot;. Brand Medically Necessary. <br />No refills.ERPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15973334581468131595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-8065604649988255062010-05-15T19:12:17.056-04:002010-05-15T19:12:17.056-04:00Good thing this guy isn&#39;t in the military, oth...Good thing this guy isn&#39;t in the military, otherwise we&#39;d be threatening to drop a 20 milligram bomb on North Korea.Chris@Knucklehead!https://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-10629145141840252732010-05-15T18:26:46.009-04:002010-05-15T18:26:46.009-04:00u mean megatonne which is a unit of weight.
megato...u mean megatonne which is a unit of weight.<br />megaton is a unit of energy eg. explosive force.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-23534532676283949082010-05-15T13:43:31.932-04:002010-05-15T13:43:31.932-04:00Do you patients ever confuse milligrams and microg...Do you patients ever confuse milligrams and micrograms?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-49829627047728359262010-05-14T23:46:07.379-04:002010-05-14T23:46:07.379-04:00Probably the same idiot who comes to me and wants ...Probably the same idiot who comes to me and wants 100CC syringes.pharmacy chickhttp://pharmacychick.blogpharm.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-13270423486701901022010-05-14T23:11:23.860-04:002010-05-14T23:11:23.860-04:00That cracks me up!That cracks me up!Gertnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70674977867854771692010-05-14T22:22:33.546-04:002010-05-14T22:22:33.546-04:00I truly think that some of my patients need megato...I truly think that some of my patients need megatons of Haldol and Ativan.Mahahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04860979377398925052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-23980547587562068952010-05-14T22:14:45.211-04:002010-05-14T22:14:45.211-04:00Megatons? Is radiation causing his headaches?Megatons? Is radiation causing his headaches?Clairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14502708398281772767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-52109327426102881452010-05-14T21:06:52.464-04:002010-05-14T21:06:52.464-04:00Haa, ha. Mofeen.
Back when Lilly sold Darvocet N ...Haa, ha. Mofeen.<br /><br />Back when Lilly sold Darvocet N 100 in neon orange, our pharmacy &#39;boasted&#39; a four foot model for an ache &#39;that&#39; big.<br /><br />To express an amount in megatons, however, sounds as if it describes the size of an explosion.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-64277163477086416472010-05-14T19:26:26.013-04:002010-05-14T19:26:26.013-04:00Anonymous, the infamous &quot;mofeen&quot; prescri...Anonymous, the infamous &quot;mofeen&quot; prescription did indeed call for &quot;1 lb mofeen&quot;. I named my teddy bear after that tale. (Mofeen Bear!)<br /><br />So is a megaton more or less than a f*ckton or a sh!tload? :-)Moosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-3049961256608106022010-05-14T19:01:47.224-04:002010-05-14T19:01:47.224-04:00Gee, can I get something in megatons for my pain??...Gee, can I get something in megatons for my pain?? Maybe that will work!! ::snicker:: Seriously, even my <b>kids</b> know their meds better than that!!Kat's Katshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05519016601947528061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81706712547522771432010-05-14T18:28:51.537-04:002010-05-14T18:28:51.537-04:00some migraines are mega nastysome migraines are mega nastyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-30608369685119484182010-05-14T17:47:34.604-04:002010-05-14T17:47:34.604-04:00I don&#39;t think there&#39;s enough glucagon in t...I don&#39;t think there&#39;s enough glucagon in the world to reverse an overdose of that magnitude!<br /><br />The infamous forged &#39;mofeen&#39; script calls for a pound quantity, I believe...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-76922839959885560382010-05-14T15:00:00.274-04:002010-05-14T15:00:00.274-04:00Units of measurment matter! Just ask NASA, they le...Units of measurment matter! Just ask NASA, they learned this the hard way. Newtons, force-pounds...whatever.Gennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-89150482596554943252010-05-14T15:00:00.273-04:002010-05-14T15:00:00.273-04:00Wow! Megatons, huh? Maybe that&#39;s what my MD ...Wow! Megatons, huh? Maybe that&#39;s what my MD is doing wrong. I should be on 20 megatons per ML not 20 milligrams. <br /><br />Are you accepting new patients?<br /><br />Also, are you familiar with MHNI in Ann Arbor, Michigan? If so, have you ever referred a patient there?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-50824197694446527332010-05-14T14:38:01.367-04:002010-05-14T14:38:01.367-04:00So now you&#39;re treating North Korean athletes?So now you&#39;re treating North Korean athletes?Li'l Azathothnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-33144408839537602242010-05-14T14:19:13.391-04:002010-05-14T14:19:13.391-04:00It&#39;s really dense.It&#39;s really dense.Life in vet schoolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03280988301038450938noreply@blogger.com