He got you: Jewelry or a watch.He’s saying: “I’m not super-creative, but hey, I tried. Don’t worry, I probably won’t notice if you exchange it for something that’s more your style.”

He got you: A surprise weekend getaway to a quaint little bed-and-breakfast.He’s saying: “I’m hoping you like me enough to deal with being in the same room as my snoring and farting — I know I like you enough to put up with yours.”

He got you: Every season of your favorite guilty-pleasure TV show.He’s saying: “I like you more than I hate Ross and Rachel.”

He got you: A greeting card.He’s saying: “I don’t think it’s worth spending money on a Hallmark holiday, but, ironically, this Hallmark card is the cheapest thing I could find.”

He got you: Sexy lingerie.

He’s saying: “I’d like you to wear it for about 30 seconds.”

He got you: A relationship scrapbook, complete with photos of you together and ticket stubs from all the shows you’ve seen.He’s saying: “I’m a cheesy romantic.”

He got you: A relationship scrapbook, complete with photos of you sleeping and locks of his hair.He’s saying: “I hope it doesn’t creep you out that I’ve renovated my walk-in closet into a shrine for you.”

He got you: A pet for the two of you.He’s saying: “Let’s pick a name together — I want to make sure you don’t choose one that I’ve reserved for our future children.”

He got you: Kitchen appliances you didn’t request.He’s saying: “These spatulas are as close to a bouquet of flowers as you’ll ever get from me.”

He got you: A voicemail on Feb. 15, apologizing for forgetting about Valentine’s Day.He’s saying: “When you’re done bad-mouthing me to all your friends, please, please give me a call back so I can grovel.”