So I love Amazon. And whenever I order stuff from them I have it sent to my work. UPS, Fed Ex, and the USPS come here every day anyway so it's just more easy peasy this way. But lately, when I order shit, there's about a 50% chance that when I track it, the carrier is something called AMZL.

I think it stands for Amazon Logistics, and basically they suck the sweat off a dead man's balls. Unlike the other three, it's just some fag in his car, like Amazon hired an Uber driver to deliver their shit, and they show up whenever the fuck they want, including, and often, after we're closed. So even though I'm paying for Amazon Prime 2 day shipping these roody poos just decide they're gonna bring it whenever the fuck they feel like it.

I have a package coming tomorrow via AMZL and if it doesn't show up I'm going to be like