Thursday, 27 November 2008

A convention to be held next year aims to highlight the self-importance of Henry Porter. The convention, hosted by Henry Porter, will ask fundamental questions, such as: Is Henry Porter's swollen vanity threatened by an over-powerful state and if so how do we defend ourselves from this? A spokesman for the event, Henry Porter, says: "We are entering a crucial period in our country's history and there is a real danger that too little attention is being paid to Henry Porter, something all too familiar in New Labour's age of censoriousness and control." Henry Porter was today available for comment.