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Davie, FL — Johansen Concepcion De La Ros, 19, was arrested late Saturday on a charge of animal cruelty, after allegedly shooting an 8-month-old puppy, sniper style, from an apartment balcony. And because he has such a long ass name, from here on out, I shall refer to him as Jughead.

According to the arrest report, multiple 911 calls about two men shooting a dog from a balcony brought Davie police to the Centro at Davie apartment complex right around 6:30 Saturday night.

When officers arrived, the found a blood-covered Roshelle Pearson, who was holding a bloody small brown and white puppy named Princess, off-duty Pembroke Pines police officer Miguel Osorio and his brother, and several onlookers.

Pearson told police she and her boyfriend had been walking Princess past building #16 when they heard a ‘pop.’ She looked down to find the pup bleeding from the mouth.

Officer Osorio revealed that he had been driving past the complex when he saw what appeared to be a male with a scoped rifle hanging out on the balcony.…

Vero Beach, FL — This lovely young lady was jailed last week after allegedly slashing her live-in boyfriend’s face with a knife because he wasn’t in the mood for nookie.

Police were called to the home 27-year-old Katherine Nieves Tavarez shares with her boyfriend, Amaury Vazquez Carrero, early Thursday morning, and were greeted by a bloodied Tavarez at the door. No, the blood wasn’t hers.

While speaking to Tavarez, the officer noticed Carrero, with blood on his face, drop to the floor. When the officer asked the man what happened, Carrero replied, “She hit me with a knife! I can’t see!”

According to Carrero, Tavarez, who had been drinking that day, made it crystal clear that she was looking to get a little. Carrero, however, was apparently on a different page. Denied, several times over, Tavarez proceeded to throw a bitch fit. At that point, Carrero says, he retreated to the patio.

He told police a screaming Tavarez was hot on his heels, armed with a large, silver kitchen knife.…

MUNSON, PA — Three Pennsylvania men are facing a whole heap of charges after police say they banged several different species of farm animals several times a week for about 4-5 years.

And yes, they captured all that sweet, sweet lovin’ on video.

Police received a tip from a 16-year-old boy that lived on what is being called a “makeshift farm” with 41-year-old Terry Wallace, 32-year-old Matthew Brubaker, and 34-year-old Marc Measnikoff.

This same teen boy informed police the men used some sort of specially designed V-shaped pen to facilitate the sexual contact between man and beast. The boy also claims he was forced to assist with restraining the animals while the trio did their thing.

The victims included dogs, female horses, a cow and a goat.

Police claim that a search of the property led to the discovery of a large volume of homemade videos, cameras and recording equipment.

In addition to the combined 1,400+ counts of animal cruelty and 1,400+ counts of sexual intercourse with an animal, the men were charged with child endangerment and corruption of minors.…

“I’m not from here, and this is not what I came for. I came for a vacation,” Coronado told NBC 6 Wednesday. “I just said, ‘do you know where this is?’ but as soon as I talked, the only thing he reacted was — he just cut me.”

Crenshaw, however, claimed it was done in self-defense. He told police he was just lying down when Coronado approached him and punched him in the head.

Soooo he grabbed a pair of scissors out of a suitcase with his foot and stabbed Coronado in the arm, twice, before tucking the scissors into his waistband and walking away.

Coronado denies punching Crenshaw. “Why would I go and attack someone else? No, no, I wouldn’t do that,” he said. “It’s like, how the hell did I get stabbed?…

Bodega Bay, CA — Timothy Marble, 50, is facing charges after police allege he kidnapped a 13-year-old runaway and raped her numerous times, injected her with meth, and carved his name into her leg.

According to a statement released by the Sonoma County Sheriff’s Office, Marble called 911 early Saturday morning to report his 13-year-old “companion” had jumped out of his moving vehicle and disappeared.

As the responding officer was speaking with Marble, a young girl covered in road rash stumbled out of some nearby bushes and told the officer Marble had raped her. Marble was immediately taken into custody and the girl was transported to the hospital.

After the teen was treated, she told officers she had run away from home Thursday evening, after an argument with her mother. She ran into Marble at a gas station near her home and struck up a conversation. He offered her a ride, and she accepted.

Marble then drove her to an unknown location in the country, where the two smoked some pot together.…

Omaha, NE — Antonia Lopez, 16, was featured here at the Dreamin’ Demon back in October after she tossed her premature infant out of a second-story window. Well, she’s been sentenced….. kinda.

For those too lazy to click this link and refresh their memory about this particular story, a summary:

Lopez gave birth to a baby girl in her bedroom on September 30. The baby weighed a whoppin’ 2 pounds and was 14 inches long.

Lopez tossed the baby out of her bedroom window, then confessed to her mother what she had done. She also sent a message to her boyfriend on Snapchat, saying “It was a girl, by the way.”

The teen’s mother called authorities and tried to revive the child, but to no avail — the baby girl was pronounced dead at the hospital, and Lopez was charged with felony child abuse resulting in death.

Lopez was to be charged as an adult and was ultimately placed in the Douglas County Youth Center after undergoing a medical evaluation. She was facing 20 to life if convicted.…

The child told police her mom, Rhonda Kemp Shoffner, who had been on a three day bender, ordered her to call multiple family members on the afternoon of March 14. When no one answered the child’s calls, Shoffner ordered her into the bathroom and demanded that the child get on her knees.

Pinellas County, FL — This cheery looking lass is 20-year-old Alexis Williams. She’s been accused of secretly filming two residents at an assisted living facility having sex, then posting it on Snapchat.

The alleged filming and posting occurred sometime in August of last year.

The sneaky perv apparently spotted the two residents as they were doing their thing in a private room at the Bristol Court Assisted Living Facility, and decided to capture the moment.

The victims, police say, were an 81-year-old woman and a 59-year-old man — both were unaware they were being spied on. 81 and still have enough energy to bang? I’m impressed. Hell, I’m nowhere near that age and I need a nap immediately after waking up from a nap.

One of Williams’ followers saw the snap and tipped the facility as to what was going on. After months of investigating, authorities made an arrest Wednesday.

Williams, who was released from custody shortly after her arrest, had this to say: “I asked them, ‘Where’s their proof?’ and I won’t say nothing else until they give me proof,” she told Bay News upon her release.…

Riverview, FL — Authorities say Joshua Carmona killed his mother with a baseball bat and a butcher knife on her 39th birthday.

Carmona hinted to police that he may have been considering killing his mother and stepfather for quite some time, due to “ongoing family issues.” He woke up Monday and decided it was the day to follow through.

Tahirih Lua D’Angelo was found dead Monday, in the home she shared with her husband and their 3-year-old daughter, as well as Carmona.

Carmona reportedly told police he distracted his mother, then knocked her upside the head with a baseball bat, multiple times, before stabbing her in the neck with a butcher knife.

He then hopped in her car and picked his half-sister up from daycare. He was arrested that same afternoon.

The sheriff’s office says there is no history of violence in the home.

“There are no reports, we’ve never received a report,” said Office Colonel Donna Lusczynski. “And according to members of the family, there’s been no physical violence or no incidents of domestic violence that they’ve reported or we’ve learned through the course of our interviews.”

Police say Carmona was once arrested in Pennsylvania for car burglary, simple assault, and drug possession.…