Desmonds Loco Hawaii Adventure

Chapter 1

Des: Ah a nice Hawaii morning. I shall put on my lotion I made last night jerking off to two whales having sex in the Hawaii oshen

Whale: *moans* You sick bastard.

Des gets horny just hearing the whale moan

Des: Must....relieve....stress

Des goes into the bathroom, pulls down his pants and masturbates for a few minutes.

Des: Ah i am so lucky it only takes me a few minutes to climax. That way my dad will never catch me.

Desmonds Dad: SON. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU WE GOTTA GET DOWN TO THE SUB STATION

Des: SHIT. Coming dad!

Des pulls up his pants and rushes out of the bathroom.

Desmonds Dad: Des are you gay

Des: NO!

Desmonds Dad: Are you gay

Des: NO!

Desmonds Dad: Whatever you say

Whale: He is in fact gay. he masturbated to my voice and i am a male whale. He makes lotion from his cum that he produces while masturbating to whale sex.

Desmonds Dad: THE FUCK

Des panics and jumps into the ocean. He spots the female whale and jumps on her back. Des is seen riding into the sunset on the female whale. Delia the shark pulls Des off of the Female whale and eats him alive.