Whenever one of Sharon's cats does something reprehensibly catlike,
Sharon threatens to sell that cat for a penny.

This morning, as I was preparing to leave the house for work,
I heard a suspiciously muffled 'meow' from somewhere in the living room.
I started hunting, and soon discovered that the little white cat
had somehow gotten behind the stereo cabinet and was stuck there.
She tried to climb out over the top, so when I get home I have to
pull the whole thing away from the wall and see if she unplugged
any wires. Eventually, she went around to the side of the cabinet,
so I pulled away the panel that I installed there specifically so
that she couldn't get behind the stereo cabinet. This
allowed her to escape. She's lucky I noticed before I left, or
she could have been stuck back there all day.