After decades of wading through the same farmer-blame and attempts to drag Franklin into it, I've worked out a theory.

"Eastern War Time" (or "Golfer Time") works faabulously on Long Island. The farther west one goes, the less sense it makes. Western Ohio, and the parts of Indiana not attached wrist-and-ankle to Chicago and Louvul, get it worst. And will continue to do so.

Having lived in Hawaii and Arizona, neither of which does the "Spring forward, fall back" thing, there's one thing I could never understand:How come, when you cut a foot off the bottom of a blanket, and then sew it back on to the top of a blanket, some people think you have a longer blanket?