Hipster society of hatred and self- admiration. Totally ironic. They hate facebook even though every single one of them has one. Like to post pictures of cats, themselves, and obscure bands. Youre not supposed to speak of tumblr, but its a public diary. Its as ironic as the fake handlebar mustaches they sport.

Tumblr is life and culture.
It is the epitome of culture and the total antithesis of the modern day pop culture which is so ingrained in today's children. There is no possible way to explain such a phenomenon to others.
You either get it or you don't.

A discrete website for interesting yet random people, where you can express yourself without being judged. You can post whatever you like, whenever you like. Not everyone understands tumblr, so don't worry about idiots from school/work/anywhere to be joining.

It's where all the sleepless hipsters are. Tumblr is where sleep deprivation is a normal thing. Bacon is life. Tumblr people have their own language called sarcasm. Our relationship statuses is always "forever alone". And we're all cats. problem?

facebook girl- Hey omg. your so cool. whats tumbler?
tumblr person- *you're oh and its tumblr. Tumblr is a site where you can get viruses, so i think you shouldn't get one for your sake.