Re: My Saturday Writeup: What the fuck is wrong with people?

just go fuck off and die already. absolutely no one would miss your sorry ass. and you're way the fuck more pathetic following me around telling me I'm pathetic. you have to be the biggest fucking joke on this board. and that's saying a mouthful.

Re: My Saturday Writeup: What the fuck is wrong with people?

Originally Posted by kvnty

just go fuck off and die already. absolutely no one would miss your sorry ass. and you're way the fuck more pathetic following me around telling me I'm pathetic. you have to be the biggest fucking joke on this board. and that's saying a mouthful.

Following you around? Don't flatter yourself. Absolutely no one? Glad you fully understand the actual friendships I hold with people from these boards. Get this: I didn't have to do it by acting like one-joke jerkoff either. Not a single person here thinks your "ZOMG FISTING AND ANAL PENETRATION" jokes are even remotely funny. They resemble joke a prepubescent boy would make when he first discovers a hack comedian making similar references.

Originally Posted by guedita

And to be fair to fikus, violent strangulation is one of his better qualities.

Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome

Being dead is literally the only way anyone on the planet could give less of a shit about you. You look like Farrah Fawcett's melted corpse.

Re: My Saturday Writeup: What the fuck is wrong with people?

It is. Leave it to her to decide during a photo op that it was time to clean the poop out from under her fingernails while Cara looks on smugly.

Originally Posted by TomAz

I wonder what criteria must be met for BD to label a person by their given name rather than their board name. I can see no discernible pattern.

BD, this is rhetorical, no need to respond.

If you quit trying to rationalize my posts as if they were part of some ink blot test and just looked at them from an artistic point of view, whatever the fuck name I've given you almost forms a perfect oblong that represents unity.

Re: My Saturday Writeup: What the fuck is wrong with people?

Nailed what? The idea that whenever you come across a post of mine, it becomes either a psychiatric evaluation or a brain cell count? Or, the fact that I know my shit when it comes to freaks?

Originally Posted by Miroir Noir

I love you, dad.

See how powerful my almost perfect oblong is? Your son even feels the unity- thing, Tom... And, not to say that any of you are actually as freakish as these characters, but, c'mon... in another 5-10 years, it'll be hard to deny the resemblance...
From the Brokendollesque Archives... (circa 2008)

Last edited by BROKENDOLL; 02-18-2014 at 05:26 AM.
Reason: I'm not the brightest ink blot...

Re: My Saturday Writeup: What the fuck is wrong with people?

Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL

Well done, BD. But for the life of me I don't understand why you would include that moron GayInTucson as a relevant boardie. I mean, he is as consequential as the dog turd I accidentally stepped on the other day.