How Do We Collectively Get Nicki Minaj The Fuck Out of Here?

What Happened?

Days after Cardi B allegedly physically assaulted Nicki Minaj and her entourage at a New York Fashion Week party then defended her actions in a scathing Instagram note, Minaj has launched a full-scale defensive attack on her Queen radio show. Opening her latest episode on Monday, she got straight down to business, recapping the incident from her perspective.

“The other night I was part of something so mortifying and so humiliating to go through in front of a bunch upper echelon … people who have their life together. The way they passed by looking at this disgusting commotion. I was mortified,” she said. “I was in a Gaultier gown — off the motherfucking runway — and I could not believe how humiliating it all felt because [of how] we — and I’m going to use ‘we’ loosely — made ourselves look was mortifying.” Minaj then noted that she cannot speak further on the specifics of the fight for “legal reasons,” suggesting action may be taken.

As the conversation escalated, Minaj called Cardi a “disgusting pig” and said she should be more focused on her newborn than fighting. “Let’s get up a 1-800 number for postpartum depression,” she said. “You just had the biggest blessing of your life with a child, and in two weeks, you have attacked three women. One at Fashion Week. And left looking the way you left looking so that people could point their fingers at our culture and our community and laugh at us some more?” She continued, screaming, “Do you know what the fuck it is to sit in your fucking room for days and hours at a time writing raps?! You came into my fucking culture! I never had to fuck a DJ to play my songs!”

Everything she touches turns to dust and then she is seemingly snorting that dust and it’s transforming her into the biggest asshole who consistently has public meltdowns on a weekly basis but she is now attempting to drag Cardi B in the mud with her after an altercation at a fashion week event.

I don’t want to get into the history of these two women because it basically stems from Nicki believing that Cardi should’ve paid more homage to her when her career started to take off even though Nicki had nothing to do with Cardi’s success. They are both female rappers from New York. That is the extent of their career similarities.

Last month, Nicki was losing her mind because she thought Travis Scott cheated the system to beat her as the No. 1 album on the Billboard charts even though Nicki did all of the same marketing strategies but just like, wasn’t as successful at it.

But let’s get into this specific incident with Cardi or more importantly, her shitty comments afterward. Do not attempt to make you and Cardi shoving each other into this bigger thing about embarrassing black people in front of white people.

Nah, b.

I think we can all universally see a headline reading ‘Nicki Minaj got into a fight’ and recognize that Nicki is an asshole. This isn’t a larger symptom of societies prejudices. This is just Nicki Minaj doing Nicki Minaj things. You’re not embarrassing us. You are embarrassing YOU. Leave me out of it.

At one point she claims that Cardi is only successful because she plays the ‘victim’ which is strange coming from a woman who a few weeks ago cried on the internet because Travis Scott’s girlfriend was bringing their new baby on tour with them. Nicki was a victim of a baby. A little baby.

But what bothers me most is the comment about Cardi having postpartum depression. BOOOOOOO. Get OUUUTTTT of here if you are telling a new mother how they are supposed to feel and behave or even mocking a woman especially if you yourself have never experienced childbirth.

Can we get Nicki Minaj the fuck out of here?

Do you know what the fuck it is to sit in your fucking room for days and hours at a time writing raps?!

*whispers* Every time you shout about how hard you work on your lyrics it makes it more clear that you didn’t write your lyrics and you’re super sensitive about it. We get it, you wrote Chun-Li, one of the dumbest songs of the year. Congrats.

Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you’re ready to join forces and help get Nicki the fuck out of here. Also, go ahead and throw Deadseriousness a Like on Facebook so that I can keep the lights on around here at HQ.

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