Shaven and satin smooth is aesthetic, free of hair the mound of venus appears plumper and more sumptuous. And it arouses such powerful desires to consume that gorgeously musky pink flesh and sip at the dewy fountain.

Spectacular, bravo! Alright I'll toss in the word mesmerizing and dammit I truly mean each and every letter. O = Gorgeous! By the way, during the part she's shampooing/conditioning her hair, did anyone else blurt out, "Do a mohawk!"