Diabetes with a smile–

BIA (Bio-impedance analysis

True to my word, late this afternoon I headed out for Bed, Bath & Beyond, to purchase my new scale. It’s going to be great, I thought. Finally, truth about my weight. (Who knows how long this deception has been going on? — See prior post “My Scale and Moi”)

As I wandered up and down the aisles, I made a decision to buy a basic scale — no bells and whistles. I just need it to tell me my exact weight — that’s it! Sounds simple, right?

When I found the aisle that displayed the scales, I was stunned! The variety was outrageous. Remember, I just want a scale that will report my “tonnage.” That’s not too much to ask, is it?

The prices ranged from $19.99 – $179.99! C’mon. I don’t want it to cook dinner for me — just WEIGH me!

I walked from one to the other, checking out the absurd features — I mean, it’s a SCALE, people! Just a scale! Evidently, we can no longer put the words “just” and “scale” in the same sentence.

Now listen carefully — you won’t want to miss ANY of this important information. Here’s what I learned:

Most of the scales have USER MEMORY (to keep track of the weight) for other members of your family — I swear!

High visibility, LCD, LARGE digital readout display, of course, was of primary importance. I agree, these eyes aren’t getting any younger.

Here’s an outstanding feature, if you can decipher it: Multiple Load Cell Technology. What is that? The box “explains” that it uses precision electronic strain gauges for extremely accurate weight measurements. 🙂 Well, it sounds like I won’t be able to complain that it LIES to me!