Josh Parrera

Born in 1978 to a mermaid and a Filipino produce distributor, Joshua Parrera has always had a flare for the dramatic. Because his parents could only surface from the ocean deep once in a blue moon for 6 fun filled days, he learned “land speak” in one afternoon by watching the Dukes of Hazard, He-man, Jem & the Holograms, and HBO from the 1980s. He can be found at fancy restaurants eating whole lobsters, shell and all, with his wife comforting onlookers by telling them he was really, really hungry.