"Baby fat may help you lose weight." Yes, scientists say that baby fat, which is "brown fat," is better than adult(?) fat, which is white fat, and somehow in there it helps you lose weight—maybe by going on an all-baby diet. The point is, politically correct scientists are reverse racist against your fat.

If you can't find enough babies to eat, maybe this new generation of obesity drugs can help. What these do is to fuck with your nervous system in order to curb your appetite. They are called "speed," I believe.

Jesus, what does the dentist want to do to you now? They want to add "length or bulk" to your teeth, to give you a "youthful appearance." Yea, my teeth were skinny when I was a kid and they'll stay that way, thanks. Btw they invented this a long time ago, it's called "Get a fresh gold grill," ha. Dirty south (science).