Lately I've been inundated with requests and quite frankly I'm simply unable to keep up. Please use this handy uncrush app which will run a java
script directly to my U2U INBOX. Luckily I kept all the receipts for the luxurious Valentines gifts so no worries. Thanks for your cooperation.

All you women out there, if you see Andy walking into a dangerous roach motel, for the love of God don't give him a "good what for" to get the
blood flow to his head.... he deserves every bit of what he walks into.

100% Recycled Post content. I dropped this in another thread but think it applies more aptly here. If you are even remotely thinking of crushing on
someone, DO IT NOW. Second chances are hard to come by and someday never comes.

Life is full of chance encounters and missed opportunities every single day. Choosing to act on them or ignoring them can be the difference between a
lifetime shared or a fleeting moment passed. (Please watch until end)

I tippy tippy toe my way into your heart
So quiet you don't even know I'm there
But I swear
You'll realize once I'm gone
Like a 'frigerator running you didn't even know it was on.
Till it was off.
(Doo doo doo doo...)

Oh, next I sneak my way all around your brain
But I'm careful not to move a thing
And you think its sweet
That I'm discreet
And I never run into any other girls but me
Which is good,
Cause I would beat them up
(Dooo doo doo doo)

Oh Oh Oh next I work my way to your sense of touch
And I find it don't require much
To make you want me all the time
Just a playful brush up against your thigh
And you were mine
(Doo doo doo doo)

I tippy tippy toe my way into your heart
So quiet you don't even know I'm there
But I swear
You'll realize once I'm........

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