Wednesday, June 18, 2008

In a bizarre story, a baby was found missing from a hospital in Bangalore today, only to be found in the back of a truck a few miles away an hour later. Police, however, have refused to accept that hospital security was lax and have come up with an insane cock-and-bull story. The baby, police said, climbed over the walls of the crib, overpowered three male nurses, fought through a posse of armed guards and policemen using only a bib and finally vaulted over the hospital walls using a eucalyptus tree growing in the compound.

Top neonatal surgeons and paediatricians have clashed with the police over this story, saying it was highly unlikely a baby only a few hours old could have developed the necessary limb functions to even walk, let alone vault walls and expertly manoeuvre its way through a tightly guarded hospital. The presence of so many armed guards and policemen was not explained by the police or the hospital authorities, leading to a constitutional crisis when the minister for health complained of oppression by the government in his operations. Exactly why anyone would want to oppress the minister of health, especially since he was from the same party as the government, was not made clear by the honourable minister.

The baby was found later by an alert squirrel, who then wound through havoc and traffic to warn the hospital staff. The baby was then safely delivered to its rich businesspeople parents, who were disappointed because it was a girl.

What do u have inside your head maga?Super lo. Here is a suggestion.Bitti advice."Compile all your posts and make a book". I promise I ll be the first person to buy the book. 300rs kelage idu price na.. wokey na??