Fake it 'til you make it!

Month: April 2017

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! Welcome back to late night posting! Yes, I am perfectly aware it’s very, very late. But I just stayed up watching Avengers for the first time and it was 109% worth it. And then I drew stuff for contests. Seriously, I’m half way through drawing one for the PHB contest, but I’m not on Sundays, so IDK what’s gonna happen there. I might just do it, I really want to enter. In other news, I reek of sunscreen and I nearly passed out earlier because of paint fumes. Ugh. Whatever, it happens. (Way too much.) But now, to the chaos that we just so happen to deeply enjoy. Mostly. Well, I enjoy it. The Villains… sort of enjoy it.

Me: Hey guys! We got a new batch of Qs!

Black Widow: Ugh…..

Director D: Where’s the nearest shuttle out of here?

Captain Crawfish: I have an urgent appointment plundering right now.

Binary Bard: Would you look at the time?!

Me: -_- I hate you all.

So…. yeah, we’ll just get to the questions then.

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DJVampiGamer asks “The Maker”: Can i be a part of this q&a series?

Me: …. Wait, you want to be part of this chaos?!

Dr. Hare: E, someone’s at the door for you! Something about a statue and a giant mustache!

Me: -_- Oh my gosh, Mustachio again?! Vampi, run while you still can! You might make it out!

DJVampiGamer asks everyone: How does one become a villain?

Black Widow: You have to start small.

Director D: And you always have to start with a goal in mind, whether it’s to take over the world or get revenge on people who laughed at you.

Binary Bard: It starts with a burning hatred, Whether for one person or a couple of people.

Dr. Hare: Generally it’s because they got in the way of you achieving your goals.

Captain Crawfish: You will probably have to commit a crime or two to try and get to this goal.

Black Widow: That’s when you’re usually thought of as a “Villain.” I wanted to have the greatest art collection ever!

Captain Crawfish: I wanted to rule the seas as the most feared pirate on the waters!

Dr. Hare: I wanted to put the entire world under my control!

Binary Bard: I wanted to marry the Princess, then take over the Universe.

Director D: I wanted to make everyone bald, take over the world, then rub it in the people who made fun of me’s faces.

Me: …

What is this, a motivational Ted Talk on becoming a villain?!

Black Widow: Way to kill the moment Wing!

Dr. Hare: I need a carrot.

Director D: *facepalms* Oh my gosh….

Me: -_- Please don’t try to motivate my friends to be villains.

Binary Bard: You go by the nickname Lady-

Me: You. Stop talking now.

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Red Rider asks everyone: Can I be one of you, I’m a robutt, YAY!

Binary Bard: She’s a what now?

Black Widow: I don’t think she meant it as an insult Binary.

Me: Neef! Context! So Tall Cactus did a thing… *shows them all the posts*

Captain Crawfish: Now that makes more sense.

Binary Bard: -_- I find this personally insulting.

Me: I feel ya man.

Dr. Hare: What, are you a cyborg or something?

Me: …

Binary Bard: Wait, WHAT?!

Me: We’re gonna move to the next question, before I die. And Red, I repeat what I said to Vampi. Run now.

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Popular Wolf asks: HEYYYYYYY MORDRED UM AWKWARD QUESTION BUT ON A SCALE OF 1 TO YES WOULD YOU GO OUT WITH ME OKAY BYE
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Me: Neef. OK, it looks like I’m going to have to make an official announcement here. Look guys, I love you all, but I’m thinking it’s not a good idea to include other people/people’s characters in this. For starters, I’d probably screw up your personality and what not. Second, I can’t do it for all of you. It’s nothing personal and I’m not singling any of you out on this, but I can barely keep up with this lot as it is!

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! The second I typed that title, I knew things were gonna go horribly wrong. Nothing has yet, minus the fact that I was gonna post this Saturday, but I feel like a meteor is gonna strike or something. I’m hiding in my basement, just in case. At any rate, here is your regularly scheduled program. Posted from my underground bunker. Deep in the earth. Surrounded by Zomberries. Hmm. Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea after all.

DJVampiGamer asks EVERYONE: asuh dudes/dudettes

Everyone: ….

Dr Hare: asuh dude.

Captain Crawfish: What does that mean, matey?! Argh, kids these days…

Dr. Hare: n00b.

Me: Do you even know what that means?!

Dr. Hare: No.

Me: Then DON’T SAY IT!!

Black Widow: I’m outta here.

Binary Bard: I think we’re cursed.

Director D: I’m going to Spy Island now.

DJVampiGamer asks Betty Jetty: Do you sometimes wish you weren’t a villain?

Betty Jetty: I prefer to think of it not as being a villain, but being a rebel.

Me: Same thing!

Betty Jetty: *ignoring me* But whatever. It is kinda lonely being a villain sometimes… I haven’t had a date in ages… It’s not like any of my ‘friends’ are good options. But being a villain is a full time job, so…

Bendy Flyer asks Director D: Did you ever have hair in the first place?

Director D: Hey! I’ll have you know I had magnificent hair! It was brown… looked like my toupee… *sighs* Then it all fell out a couple of years ago and I’ve been cursed ever since.

Me: The guy’s 23 believe it or not.

Director D: Hey, I thought we said no personal information!

Me: I totally never said that. Heck, said the opposite.

Director D: 😡

Me: ;D

Sporty Boa asks Dr Hare: Are you part Hare or Rabbit? There’s a pretty big difference…

Dr Hare: I am part rabbit, actually. But Hare is my last name and I am not changing it. So I make do.

Captain Crawfish: I got it at sea, traded at the Golden Harbor before my plundering days. *Pause* Argh.

Fierce Flyer asks Director D: Is Dr. Spyglass related to you?

Director D: O_O

Me: I think you broke the ex-spy director.

Director D: He did not! *Sighs* Douglas is my brother.

Me: His name is Douglas?! It makes sense…

Director D: Yes, he’s my older brother. By one year mind! But see who came out on top in the end!

Me: Bro, I don’t… Ya know what, never mind.

Fierce Flyer asks Lucky Wing: If you could transform into any animal permanently which animal would you pick?

Lucky Wing: That’s a good question… I think I would probably pick a dove or some similar bird.

Me: Cat!

Lucky Wing: They weren’t asking you.

Me: Says who?

Lucky Wing: -_- You are being cruel.

Me: Alright, fine, I’ll leave. But I’d be a cat probably.

LW: Go.

Me: I’m gone!

Wild Whale asks Betty Jetty: How do you feel about a previous version of myself making an awful fanfiction focusing on you and making you a cliched villain?

Betty Jetty: Eh, could be worse. I’ve seen some pretty…. interesting FanFictions around, and i think i could take that.

Me: Ah, pff, it wasn’t that bad! I liked it!

BJ: You knew about it? Why didn’t you tell me?!

Me: Because I didn’t think to? Look, I was preoccupied!

BJ: -_- Wing, I swear…

Me: ;P Yo-lo!

Wild Whale also asks Betty Jetty: Do you have a burning hatred for hairspray?

Betty Jetty: No… Why?

Me: I hate hairspray!

BJ: No one’s asking you!

Me: I know, why do you think I’m answering?!

BJ: -_- Go away. I’m not a big fan of hairspray, musical or actual spray. But I can tolerate it. I do use a little gel for my hair, but-

Me: The only thing hairspray is good for shooting the candy cannon! Then it’s good fun!

BJ: Why are you so against this?!

Me: Because it gets in my lungs and then I feel like I’m dying. And guess what?!

BJ: Where did you even pick this up?

Me: YOLO!!

BJ: I’m outta here.

I hope you enjoyed that chaos I call my life. Well, the chaos I call my life when I’m not living the chaos that is school and such. *Sigh* Gah. Oh well. For this next week, just shoot the questions off in the comments and I’ll put the answers up next Saturday. Possibly Monday, but I’ll try for Saturday. Now I GTG. I’m working on a Powerpoint for English, (It’s an awesome topic, I’m gonna rock this!) and I want to go home and do set up for the new RP so Kix doesn’t kill me for not joining. I don’t know what I’m typing. What am I doing? I should just go now… Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! I’ve had a thought, i need to increase revenue and post around here. Well, the main 4 villains are over here so much, do you want to do a Ask Us with them? Because… well, you’ve probably guessed, and correctly, Ask the Rulers is cancelled. Not sure for how long, but since I haven’t posted on it since January… It’s pretty blatantly obvious it was cancelled. At first it was only gonna be a week, but high school takes a lot out of a girl, especially time wise. Well, my sucky life aside…

At any rate, Ask the Villains! So I’m thinking you can ask the main 4, Director D, any of the other villains you want to ask, but just stick with the main 4 and D for the most part, since i feel like he’s defiantly in that league. You kinda can ask whoever you want, that includes multiple people, such as Homes, Frenchie, and Ringmaster Raven, even Omegon, but please say who you are asking and mostly aim for the main 4 and D, this is their Ask Us. I’m also gonna steer aways from asking the Super Villains from Super Power collectively. Oh, and you can ask me, as in IRL me, as well as Lucky Wing from Rulers of Poptropica with someone else if you really feel like it. You can ask them ANYTHING! This includes crushes, ships, opinions, about things that are completely unrelated to Pop if you want! That’s appropriate that is. Nothing inappropriate, if you know what I mean. Because there’s a screener who checks the comments before sending them to the villains. You know who that is? ME! Just saying. All it takes is one comment and I get ticked. *pause* Sorry, I’ve just been bitter lately. So just ask in the comments. They’ll respond in the way they usually have, with text. We’ll post pictures every once in a while, but i just do not have time to do it a lot, so sorry about that! So let the asking begin! I won’t really have a date or anything like that for a while… So i guess we’ll just be WINGING IT!! *throws hands in the air* YUS! Uh, right, sorry. Look, when your BFF makes enough puns to be a female Sans, you take the victories you can get. I don’t even play Undertale! Anyways, sorry.

So ask away! Put your questions in the comments or DM them to me if you feel like it. Just keep to the rules! I can’t wait to see what you guys think up! Now i GTG, i have a lovely essay to work on! -_- UGH. Lucky Wing signing out, bai guys!

PS: I did get the thing for the Poptropica Beta thing. I say nothing now, but i promise you’ll hear about it! Ya know, when i get do something about it. Such as not right now. So… ye.

UPDATE FROM LUCKY/E! So it turns out I did get the leak, but i didn’t realize. So…. Expect an official post on that soon. Yeah!

Attention viewers! This is Dr. Hare! I am writing this blog post for Lucky Wing! I don’t honestly know why, but she said i could!

E: It’s because it’s Easter. Sort of. I swear this guy dresses just for this holiday.

DH: I do not! Now let me blog!

E: Fine! Don’t screw it up!

DH: 😛 Whatever woman. So it was apparently Easter yesterday and I thought I should go around and take selfies! So I did, here are the results:

Edit from Lucky/E: None of his pictures would load because he apparently had some weird phone virus. So here’s a description.

PIC of LW and DH selfie, LW looking confused.

PIC DH and Easter Bunny selfie, both giving the thumbs up.

PIC DH and BW, her with a painting trying to sneak away.

PIC DH in front of E and a candy cannon, E with hands up and yelling something.

DH: … I can’t believe you shot me.

E: I can’t believe you walked in the way of my candy cannon! I mean, who does that?!

DH: I didn’t know it was a cannon!

E: Oh, so you walk in front of potato gun-like objects a lot?!

DH: … Shut up. At any rate, around Poptropica, there is a graphic novel coming out.

E: It’s out.

DH: OK, then I lied, it’s out. It’s called The Secret Society. Sounds interesting. Lucky, are you getting it?

E: eBook. Why?

DH: I don’t want to buy it, it’s easier to steal your copy.

E: -_- For the love of cupcakes man, I’d lend it to you. Ask when I actually get it.

DH: When will that be?

E: Good question. I’m checking daily, s’all good.

DH: At any rate, from what i’ve heard, it’s about the trio and Octavian, and it involves a Secret Society.

E: Brilliant deduction. I can totally tell that you’re a doctor.

DH: Well, if you’ve heard so much, why don’t you tell them?!

E: OK, so apparently it’s also about time travel, despite the fact that that’ll always go poorly, hopefully we’ll find about who the heck Octavian is, and one of the main 4 villains makes a cameo!

DH: What?! Who is it?!

E: No idea! I can’t wait to read it! Bet it’s Crawfish. Because it’s back in time. It makes sense. But IDK.

DH: No way! It’s gotta be me!

E: Right, we’re getting distracted. Keep going, I’m not even supposed to be here! Besides, we’re on a deadline!

DH: Fine, fine. Go do your Roleplay or something!

E: Qualunque coniglio.

DH: What did you just say?!

E: Something Italian. Tell you later.

DH: -_- I hate you so much.

E: Just post!

DH: Well, in other news, *looks at paper* Uh… Lucky wants to know if you want her to do more with us villains. Which you should totally should. Because this is amazing.

E: Not that you’re biased.

DH: Hush. At any rate, there was also a contest or something.

E: -_- Missed it. It is irrelevant.

DH: And there’s more movies in the theater. Are they any good?

E: Doubt it.

DH: I have time to kill. Also, there were some Interviews or something. Like the one’s Lucky needs to do!

E: I’m working on it! Ooh! Also, something big happened today and the community practically exploded! Here! *hands him a sheet of paper*

DH: *reads paper* HOLY RABBIT!!

E: O_O That was also explosive.

DH: ARE YOU KIDDING THIS IS HUGE!!!

E: I know, I’ve read it! A bunch of people got a bunch of peeks into Pop Worlds from an unknown source. I’m 97% I didn’t get it. I think it was an email. Whatever, check out their posts, they’re probably more descriptive, since they know about it and I don’t.

DH: I didn’t get that email either! I AM DR. HARE! I NEARLY TOOK OVER THE WORLD!! WHY DIDN’T I GET THIS EMAIL?!

E: I can’t wait til I can do a post with someone sane.

DH: 😡

E: You aren’t. Deal with it.

DH: Neither are you!

E: Yeah, but it’s easier to post with people who are. Keep posting.

DH: That’s about it, right?

E: I think so… anyways, We need to wrap up.

DH: You’re still RPing.

E: Hush. You have no right to judge.

DH: Why not?

E: Bunny suit. Done.

DH: 😡 Hey!

E: No judging mai RP. This is amazing.

DH: You’re talking to an owl!

E: Who happens to actually be a person, I know. I am aware of what is happening, even if my character isn’t.

DH: I do not get roleplays.

E: You should totally join.

DH: Only if I can turn into a rabbit.

E: … I think it’s kinda taken.

DH: Not worth it. Let’s just end the post.

E: Shoot, i’m not stopping you. Just go.

DH: Happy Easter everyone! Doctor Hare is out, Peace!

E: You still sound old.

DH: -_-

PS from Lucky Wing/E: I hope you enjoyed this post Hare and I did! Let me know if you liked it and whether or not i should keep putting these up! Be honest, but don’t be a jerk or I’ll give Hare sugar and tell him where you live. Happy belated Easter everyone!

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here! I know this is a little later than i said it would be, but i had some problems i had to take care of! They are taken care of and I’ve started on a couple new drawing projects! They’re coming along. Problem is I can only really work on it weekends and tomorrow morning. (It’s stupid testing week, so everything is wonky, tell you later.) So i thought I’d do a top # Post! Because i can! So here’s how this is going to work. I’m going to post some number of my favorite (Or least favorite) of something, but i don’t actually know what the number is going to be, i rarely count. My guess today is… 7. Let’s see if i’m right! These aren’t in order, so my favoritism is varied. Also, this is my opinion. Feel free to totally disagree with me, but don’t be a jerk about it. Here we go!

Hey guys, Lucky Wing here and I honestly owe you all a huge apology. Well, I’m not entirely sure how to say it all, so here’s a conversion Lucky Wing (from Rulers) and I had yesterday.

Lucky Wing: There you are!

Me: Hmm? Oh, hey Lucky. Sorry, I was-

LW: Where the heck were you?! I have not seen you in 2 weeks and, no offense, but you look terrible. You had better have a good explanation.

Me: … Ah gosh, I’ve been a terrible blogger. I haven’t posted anything interesting in ages, I’m not in half the time, not to mention chats, and when was the last time I did an Ask the Rulers?!

LW: January 23rd.

Me: See?! Ugh, I’m a terrible blogger… This was my dream, I wanted to do to this for so long…

LW: Hang on, are you sick?

Me: Sick as a parakeet. I’ve lost my voice 9 times and I’ve used enough tissues to fill a task bag, no joke. Why?

LW: You’re more emotional when you’re sick.

Me: I don’t doubt it.

LW: Also, about Saturday?

Me: Stuck in a car for half the day, other half I was trying not to sound like a fog horn. All the while in a skirt. Without a voice.

LW: April first…

Me : … April fools day.

LW: Yes…

Me: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I had a prank planned and everything!!!

LW: There’s always next year.

Me: This is from last year!! Oh cat, I’m a terrible blogger.

LW: No you are not….

Me: *groans and puts head on desk* This was my dream. I wanted to be a Poptropican blogger. And here I am. Failing at it.

LW: Nonsense! You have some posts you are working on, correct?

Me: Yeah?

LW: Well, go post those!

Me: Well, i- *voice cracks*

LW: Uh oh.

Me: *raspy* Oh just ruddy brilliant.

My mom: Elyana! Time for dinner!

Me: …

LW: …

It was then that I sprinted away and hid under my dinner table. But basically, I’m sorry. It seems like all I do are apology posts anymore! But I promise I have one planned! I’ll get it out soon, probably tomorrow or Wednesday! I had an extreme Pop mood earlier and wrote a bunch of it! It’s pretty awesome. Also, I am working on the next Rulers of Poptropica! It’s coming along! There’s two, very important, new characters in it and I can’t wait for y’all to meet them! Hang on, did I just say y’all? Huh. When did that happen? At any rate, I’m hoping to get some more posts out soon! But for now, I GTG, it’s late, and I want to have another awesome dream where I’m a hero and I get a baby cousin and stuff! (I’ll tell you about that dream sometime, it’s awesome!) Lucky Wing, signing out bai guys!