The steps in readable format:
1.﻿ find a nice hard wall, preferably concrete or stone.
2. hold the phone on your right hand (left hand if you are left handed)
3. raise your arm fully extended to your back.
4. aiming for the hardest spot on the wall of your choice throw the phone towards that wall.
5. if you failed to throw the phone but rather dropped it then repeat the steps 2 – 4 for guaranteed results.

Man, show us how to put it back cuz I will have to start writing down the steps 😉