I'm so convinced by your argument that I'm going right now to go pawn all of my possessions, take out as big of a loan as my bank will allow, and seek out some loan-sharks that will give me even more capital, so that I can buy up truck loads of bitcoin, ASAP.

I will then sell it all at about $1million USD and become one of the world's richest men, by 2019!!!

I love you, man. I really, really love you for what you do for me. Thanks for blessing me with your wisdom and grace. I am forever grateful to you and yours.