Zombie Apoclypse (joke for the season)

What would be your out look for taking on a horde of zombies , name your gun , your group size , equipment , etc well let's here them ?
Mine would be a group of 2 me and my friend he would have a 12 mossberg 500 custom mine would be also (not same gun) his sidearm would be his .45 acp mine would be my simth and wesson governor and I would not fight them unless needed , also if zombies are attached to sound get air-horns and tape the button down and throw it haha quick solutions for em '

Under fifty zombies, i want them all for myself. I'd go with the cz75b for up close and the ole Marlin model 60 for the brain plinking (LOL "can i plink your brain for a sec"). Of course, i've always wanted to see what my SKS would do to a bunch of semi-squishies when loaded with soft point ammo. It would be great practice for squirrel hunting, with all the head shots.

More than one hundred semi-squishies bent on my destruction? I would need some help to carry mah ammo.

ruger 10/22 made to be real quiet. my mossberg 590 for medium range, my xd 9mm service for close work, and finally my camping machete and hunting knife for close up. with my current stock of ammo and mags I figure from my house I could take down about a hundred (or more if i'm real quiet) from my roof with the ruger. bout ten with the shotty (8 round capacity). and about twenty with the pistol (2 16 rnd mags). then about ten or so with the machete if i'm not surrounded at that point. although I could always drop down onto my tahoe roof. slip through the sunroof and go into plow em down mode and head to my buddies beach house twelve miles away that sits on stilts with one main stairs and a deck on the roof. That's my plan so far and between him and my ither buddy meeting up there we will have a lot of food and firepower.

I've been doing a bunch of research on Netflix and what if the common theory of the lack of quickness and agility of zombies is incorrect? I mean, what if they turn out to be quick agile little buggers? Wouldn't you consider vampires to be a type of zombie? Vampires are raised from the dead, undead, who sustain themselves with the fluids of the living. My research on them shows that they are quick, cunning and more dangerous than the stereotypical zombie.