The NBA's Dallas Mavericks just signed Chinese basketball player Wang
Zhi Zhi to a two year contract. I just couldn't stop myself from thinking
about what sportscasters would say in the next few years...

11.

"The Maverick's Wang is really bent
out of shape over that foul call."

10.

"The Lakers are feasting on the inexperienced
Wang."

9.

"Juwan Howard started scoring more
since he started playing with Wang."

8.

"Shaq is letting Wang penetrate way
too deep into the box."

7.

"Wang getting whacked all over tonight!"

6.

"This Mavericks' crowd really loves
Wang."

5.

"Coach Don Nelson told me that the
only thing that could be better than having one Wang would be having
two!"

4.

"The Mavericks love pouring Gatorade
over Wang after every victory!"

3.

"They can always go to Wang for the
money shot!"

2.

"This giant Wang has really captured
the imagination of the Dallas fans."

1.

"Wang's Dad back in China said to
me that losing his Wang to the Dallas Mavericks was a painful experience."