Some people like boys. Some people like girls. Some people like both. And some people like objects. They are known as “Object Sexuals” and I think they have the right idea. There is a women who is LEGALLY MARRIED to the Eiffel tower. There is a women who has a OPEN RELATIONSHIP with an archery bow.

Wouldn’t life be so much simpler by dating inanimate objects? Mostly yes, but even then relationship problems could arise…..