Tell all your fellow middle aged female fanfic fans so they can masturbate.

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Profit!

The most well-beloved MPreg fanfic is Harry Potter fandom's "Subjugation," where Snape's personality is switched with that of your typical animu uke stereotype and he gets butthurt from being raped over nine thousand times. Seriously, you tell me anyone that wrote twenty-five chapters of this shit isn't batshit crazy.

Although, not nearly as insane as anyone attempting to read this TL;DR piece of crap.

Thomas used to be a lesbian. We can tell by the neckbeard. It originally decided to become a man because Hawaii does not consider faggots to be equal to humans. However Thomas Beatie is not really a man because it does not have a cock. Before the operation it decided to keep its cunt, which is how it managed to get pregnant in the first place. Thomas is therefore not really a man - just an uglier, hairier, smellier version of the dyke it was before. So it is not only an affront to nature, but a goddamn liar too.

Thomas' faggotry known no bounds. As a lesbian it refused to ride on tehcock - only after it became a 'man' did it look for life-giving semen in an attempt to simulate buttsecks, managing to get knocked-up in the process. The cum is from a donor who wishes to keep his identity a secret. No one blames him. But I'm male and pregnant. :( Oh shit my water broke.

furries are sick fucks who also get off on this. However, being furries, it's always over 9000 times worse. In the furry world, mpreg comes in three fruity flavors: Oviposition, regular mpreg and Sex change or TF mpreg.

Commonly mpreg is the product of fags wishing god would repeal the b& on breeding he so rightly made for them. In all reality, mpreg is the reason why god sent Raptor Jesus down to enforce the banhammer on any fags trying to breedanally. The fags BAWWWed, then drew shit like this to flip god the bird.

Technically he/she/it/they could get pregnant three times. All at once.

Since furries love tehcock, life-giving semen is usually guzzled down the throat. The cum then swims around the furry's stomach, implanting itself in the stomach. As the infant grows, the belly expands, giving the impression that the "male" furry is pregnant.

This scenario, however, is unlikely (but all of the shitty fetishes are, amirite?). The swelling is not caused by a developing cub. The belly expands because of the amount of cum the furfags have been guzzling down. You can hear it slosh as it moves.

In the Ass

Since all Mpregfurfags are outrageously gay, they all like to take it in the pooper. How else does the fetus get there? After fucking their partners shitless, a sperm plants itself into the colon (or in some cases, a special womb growing out of the colon), where the baby starts to grow. Since all furries like to see themselves as sexy, they draw themselves with large stomachs instead of the enormous asses they really have.

Getting pregnant in the ass explains why so many furries are gay - they have been dwelling in shit-filled holes since they were conceived. The desire to fuck other males in the ass is really the desire to return to the "womb", the safest place in the world at least until AIDS came along.

Hermaphrodites

Some furries are both male and female. Some manage to impregnate themselves. This is proof that even masturbation doesn't count as safe sex. Often the reason shemale furries manage to impregnate themselves is because nobody in the right mind would fuck them. Not even other furries. And that's saying something.

Of course, there are two kinds of hermaphrodites. There are the kind that have female bodies and both parts downstairs (pictured), and the kind that have male bodies and both parts downstairs, usually called male-herms. Perhaps because they have pussies, male-herms tend to be about 99.9% gay, which would explain their willingness to get knocked up at any and every possible opportunity.