smallest lawn mower

mik suetens <suetens at uia.ua.ac.be> wrote:
>> I am in need of a VERY SMALL LAWN MOWER (the smallest one existing if
> possible). If anyone could provide me with a name of a company or
> store, anywhere in the world, that I can contact for this matter, I
> would be very grateful. Thank you.
> Mik Suetens
How about a Guinea Pig? No pollution, no noise, no smell, no fossil
fuels, no hassle: just make a little cage and move it once a day!
If a guinea pig is too small, consider a goat (and get free milk) or
a sheep (and get free wool).
Cheers,
Frank.