Help Wanted: Smartypants Seeks Same

Riverfront Times' editorial department is looking for a painstakingly literate smartypants to pinch hit as a proofreader and also to help us maintain our listings database. This part-time position includes a quarterly component heavy on the phone calls, as well as a goodly portion of crucial -- if not exactly glamorous -- data-entry work. On the other hand, it provides the proverbial Foot in the Door.

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Applicants must be willing to submit to our legendary copy-editing test, which has reduced many a linguistic whiz to incoherent, tearful blubbering.