Last Friday, August 10th, a man named Adrian Bayford won £148 million from the EuroMillions lottery. What’s a guy to do with all that cash? Reunite the original lineup of Guns N’ Roses. Obviously.

According to NME.com The 41-year-old runs a music shop in Haverhill, Suffolk (England) and still has that appetite for destruction, saying “I think I would just have to get Guns N’ Roses together ” the original line-up, mind. I am a real fan.” That’s quite a tall order, considering the years of conflict, resentment, and grudges that still exist between Axl Rose and the rest of the guys, but hey, good luck Adrian!

Charlie Sheen has never been a man to mince words. The gloriously candid actor who brought phrases like “bi-winning” and “tiger blood” into the cultural lexicon recently turned his caustic sense of humor on a not-entirely-undeserving candidate: Guns N’ Roses frontman Axl Rose.

At the Hollywood Walk of Fame induction of former Guns N’ Roses guitarist Slash, Sheen noted, “It’s quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.” He added, “This star is going to be stepped on more than the coke we did in the Eighties.” Bravo, Charlie.

Now, some might argue that Rose is too easy of a target for Sheen, whose words could seem like an unfair low blow to the beleaguered aging rocker. Yet, when you consider that Rose routinely shows up hours late for performances and that his management has banned fans from wearing Slash t-shirts at Guns N’ Roses concerts, well, Sheen’s jibes don’t seem totally unwarranted.

At least Slash clearly enjoyed them, turning and apparently stifling a laugh during Sheen’s characteristically outlandish speech. It’s the least we can expect from the wild actor who, among other strange boasts, has recently attested that he can see the ghosts of dead relatives. We’re going to let that one slide.

In the first of what is almost certain to be an endless, self-perpetuating series from your friends here at OurStage, we bring you This Week In Axl Rose Faceplants. Sure, if we were on stage and in front of the camera as much as this guy, you might see some Looney Tunes-esque footage of us going heels up… but hey, funny is funny, and comedy is never pretty.