Books, Boobs and Biscuits: Cracked's Saturday Round-Up!

A whole lot happened this week. Well, that's what we're told, anyway. We don't really watch any news that isn't directly reported by us. If you got your news from anyone other than Lex Friedman this week, you probably know a lot more about what's going on in the rest of the world than we do, but you're also probably a much worse person.

While you're debating whether or not that's a loss or a win, let's check out the best comedy the internet has to offer from the last week. Afterwards, we can discuss whether or not any of these articles had anything to do with either boobs or biscuits.

Don't get too comfortable on your throne, guy who has the record for owning the most safety cones. We're coming for your cones and your record.

Notable Comment: A whole lot of people complained about inaccuracies that may or may not have taken place in this article, and for some reason, a debate about the difference between a yard and three feet emerged. Meanwhile, Holly says "I would like to break the record for most cats on my face," which we think is just adorable.

When can we make a cameo in a comic? Seriously. Jay Leno got to be in Spider-Man, can we be in Batman? Can we please be in the next Batman comic that comes out? Even if it's just for a second, even if we die, please? Please?

Notable Comment: TripleZ says "Just hope you don't get Hannah Montana,..., you see what I mean, she's sure to jump on an occasion to make more billions off our heads." Ahaha, yeah, what a bitch, right? Right? Yeah, total bitch.

Notable Comment: The comments section of this article is loaded with totally nuts politicians that are missing from this list. You know, we're beginning to think that this country's elected officials might not be the most stable or trustworthy people around ...

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Even though hundreds had died when it had eaten its way through half the city, the giant mutant space slug won several architecture awards and was able to double its rental rates within a year.
by Kierkegaard

3.15.08:

Here we see a leprechaun shedding his winter hands. This unusual trait is what gave leprosy it's name.
by Corpsy

Editor's pick:

Even after the leprechaun used his invisablity trick, the lady in the pink coat kept him in a headlock till she saw her gold.
by LardLad

3.14.08:

Between his alchoholism, his poor temper, and his half-assed attempts to disguise his true nature, Seamus was always the least popular Transformer...
by roninhobbit