Listen Scottie, Lebron is the best player on the planet right now but I think those migraines you used to have kind of messed up your memory of who exactly Michael Jeffery Jordan was. 6 rings, man, 6 rings.

In case you're wondering, the last song played on my ipod was Neil Young's Words (Between The Lines of Age). Best case, it's that. Worst case, early 2000's pop punk. Middle case, it's the new Cults record if it'll ever properly leak.

If my work dress code allowed it, I'd be wearing my John Starks jersey over my shirt and tie and dunking on people near the coffee machine in celebration of the 18th anniverary of Starks dunking on Horance Grant and Michael Jordan.

Times when black face is kind of okay - In support of Dirk going off for 40 in a game that I thought it was perfectly okay fall asleep when OKC was up 10 in the 4th. Neither blackface or falling asleep in another chapter of the playoffs of Dirk are really acceptable to be honest though, just getting that out there.

I was talking about people in sports that I "hate" last night and came to the realization that Pat Riley is high on that list. I know it's been like 15 or 16 years but how are you going to resign over fax?

A year ago if I asked "do you think Lebron James who Bon Iver is," I wouldn't expect someone to say "yes." Now with being Kanye's muse and a "banging" new leak that just leaked, you can actually have a debate about it, and probably come to the conclusion that Lebron would be like "oh the dude who sings on Monster and Lost in the World, yeah he's dope."

So whenever something really bad happens on the planet (like aliens invading ala Independence Day or this so called Rapture coming up this weekend), can we elect Jon Stewart to the official spokesman of the human race? I think he would be really good at thinking logical where logic doesn't always apply. Watch part two here.

If there was still a feature on this blog called Saturday Sharing, this AV club interview with David Wain, Ken Marino, and Joe Lo Truglio about the ten year anniversary of Wet Hot American Summer would have totally made the cut.

Hey do you like Donald Glover's work on Community? Yes? Watch this video. Not of a fan of either Donald Glover and/or Community but you also like that Passion Pit song, Little Secrets? Also watch this video.

My dream of Landry Fields (and Andy Rautins) spending the summer in Allan Houston's pool house and Houston molding Landry into his own likeness with an outside game seems to be coming true. But make that hoops than not table tennis, guys.

Man, why couldn't the Lakers/Mavs game degenerate into this? Instead Bynum obliterated JJ Barea with an elbow and any semblences of a brawl fizzled out with the Mavs blowing out the Lakers. Goodnight sweet prince LA Lakers.

I know the media isn't "allowed" to talk about Delonte West banging Lebron's mom but how Heat/Celticsmuch more fun would be if Kenny Smith was examining the subtleties of Delonte's relationship with Ms. James on his giant screen instead of whatever he's really yaking about.