When you leave China go to Mexico and take your faggity Shaolin **** over there. "Ew my master jacked off at a shaolin temple for 10 years". Jeez, fake huh? How the **** do you know that your "master" hasn't been jerking your chain all this time.

Don't worry about it. Omega gives everyone a welcoming punch on the way in. Unless you happen to make awesome first posts.

DIDN'T YOU KNOW?! The Chinese know everything! And they knew it 4,000 years before YOU did!

"Yes. Yes I am. I'm clearly illiterate and dictating this post to a squadron of several dozen trained jumping beans I've coearced into living on my keyboard, each named after a letter or character, which bounce up and down as I call their names." -JohnnyCache

Thanx Omega for the "kinda of an initiation thing" !! Think I ll get over it with the time ;)

"How the **** do you know that your "master" hasn't been jerking your chain all this time."

I have seen some things that happen here and most things are **** beginning with the Shaolin Temple. But even among those people who studied there (anyway how long) are some people who are sincere and good people. And after 5 month knowing my "master" or let me call him teacher I think I got to know him quite well and I think he s one of the true people. I trust him. If I m wrong I shall be a fucker ...