Tuesday, December 10, 2013

10 foods that should NEVER come in a can

So we can all rest easy that Game have got our backs this year when it comes to the festive feast with their Christmas Dinner, sorry Christmas TINner in a can. It doesn’t stop there though, oh no, there’s plenty more weird stuff in cans out there to buy your loved ones this year.

1: Whole chicken in a can

A whole chicken in a can,yep, thats right a WHOLE chicken in a can. (Picture: Amazon)

Yeah I think we all know the chicken inside is going to look NOTHING like the one on the can.

2: Canned bacon

My love for bacon is strong, just not this strong. (Picture: Amazon)

Sorry bacon this is where we part ways.

3: Canned scrambled eggs AND bacon

But adding eggs is even worse. (Picture: Amazon)

Oh. Dear. God.

4: The whole shebang: beans, sausage, mushrooms, pork, egg and bacon

Now we’ve all done this one though, right? (Picture: eBay)

Yeah we’ve ALL been there.

5: Canned hamburgers

Wow, the holy trinity of canned meat. (Picture: Amazon)

No, no, no, no.

6: You can literally open up a can of worms

Fancy feeling like a celebrity in the jungle? (Picture: eBay)

(Then chuck them away)

7: Festive reindeer pate anyone?

Canned Rudolph, what could be more festive? (Picture: Amazon)

Anyone?

8: Canned bread

Let’s not forget about the vegetarians either who will LOVE bread in a can, won’t they? (Picture:Amazon)

No I really don’t understand this one either.

9: Vegetarian canned imitation meat doesn’t get more delicious looking than this