"Dang! Do you smell that? Where is it coming from?" "Wiz Khalifa's bus."

"There's no one even any good playing today." "Wiz Khalifa is playing." "That's true." "Wiz counts as like two or three good bands." "Lets not push it that far."

-- Scalper trying to convince someone that $80 is totally acceptable for a Sunday ticket

The strangest thing I've ever seen fly through the air in a crowd at a music festival, topped only by the hilarious look on the face of the man who made the clutch catch of it, only to drop it in horror immediately after.

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Really, all we are as humans is a series of tubes.

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"Who's Wayne Gretzky?"

-- Someone who clearly hasn't watched enough ProStars growing up

Upon finding the disemboweled pinata, this man had truly completed his quest for the perfect festival costume.

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"Holy crap...Killer Mike looks about a second away from having a heart attack!"

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"Sun Kil Moon, suck my dick!"

-- an entire crowd led in choral repetition by Run the Jewels, who played opposite of Sun Kil Moon's quiet acoustic set

And this is why you don't get in to barbed-wire death matches when you have long hair.

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"Oh shit, it's the long-lost Culkin brother." "I don't know, it looks more like the dude from Deerhunter. The one with Marfan syndrome."

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