Why it's WTF: One minute Paul and Jacob are bringing over pizza and holding Sarah's hand through her ordeal, the next they're breaking into her apartment through a jimmied tunnel and driving her to an untimely death. It's enough to make you never want to leave your house again. Ever.

Why it's WTF: Aside from the fact that she revealed her body was covered in Edgar Allan Poe excerpts—how did she write all that out?!—this was one of the first moments when Joe Carroll’s incredible influence became clear.

WTF level on a scale of one to ten: 10

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3.When Emma kills her own mother in front of Jacob, and he's kind of turned on by it.

Why it's WTF: So, even though this is a cult of serial killers, little lamb Jacob has yet to take the plunge. He went so far as to cook up a two-bit story about his first kill, and has apparently been skating by on his good looks alone. Not cool, Jacob. (Even though it makes us love you more!)

Why it's WTF: Look, we have nothing against three beautiful people making sweet, sexy times together. It's just that, ya know, Emma hated Paul. She stabbed him in the hand in a prior episode. Now, suddenly, they're spooning?! WTF.

WTF level: 10

10.When Joe manipulates his lawyer into unintentionally joining his cult.

Why it's WTF: Couldn't Olivia tell the FBI what's going on? Doesn't she understand that Joe is a serial killer and probably has very bad intentions? And yes, we know about client-lawyer confidentiality, but doesn't this seem...crazy?!

Why it's WTF: Even though Debra said early on that cults were her “specialty,” the reality of her upbringing is pretty disturbing. Especially that part where her own mother forced her to have intercourse with a much older cult leader. And, ya know, the whole bit where her parents disowned her for wanting to leave.

Why it's WTF: Not only does he have photos, video, penciled records of her every move, and footage of her sleeping, but he's also in love with her. And, after kidnapping her, he kisses her and proceeds to angrily beat his own head against a pipe... Hello, nutso.

Why it's WTF: Well, ran off with Joey is a little misleading. She's taking him somewhere. But, still, it was pretty cold of her to ditch the two dudes she just made sweet sexy times with. (Especially while one of them is bleeding out.) COLD AS ICE!