Bloke Fined $1500 For Threatening Police With His D!(%

A bloke has been fined $1500 for shaking his dick at police and threatening to hit them with it while three sheets to the wind on Australia Day.

Kevin Ronald Turner, 54, appeared in the Mandurah Magistrates Court on Tuesday.

The Mandurah Coastal Times reported that police prosecutor Senior Constable Mick Fallows told the court that at 9.55pm on January 26, police were called to a property at Halls Head, south of Perth, where a naked and intoxicated Turner told them to “f*** off out of my address”.

Senior Constable Fallows then said that Turner called police “fat, ugly f***** c****” and refused to put on clothes before he grabbed and shook his penis, shouting that he would hit them with it.

Turner pleaded guilty to disorderly behaviour in a lockup, disorderly behaviour in public and obstructing police officers.