In the full pantheon of bendiness that's pretty vanilla, to be honest. There's an entire genre of porn featuring extremely flexible women, for example (it probably has a name, like "flexporn" or something*), all of whom would put her to shame.

Cuz if it did I would totally buy a bunch of really cheap thumb drives and put the video for Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up in every single bottle.

Yes. Think about it: the whole message in a bottle image would have zero value of the bottles were not generally water tight, because salt water would pretty well wreck any paper message long before it drifted ashore.

I guess that is kind of funny but I guess you would need to know the context of his friends. Would they be more shocked/dismayed? Or would more of them be happy/welcoming?

Without context, it makes him just kind of look like a jerk essentially making fun of the religious beliefs of the people he supposedly cares about (since they are the friends on facebook who would see that update).

Cuz if it did I would totally buy a bunch of really cheap thumb drives and put the video for Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up in every single bottle.

Yes. Think about it: the whole message in a bottle image would have zero value of the bottles were not generally water tight, because salt water would pretty well wreck any paper message long before it drifted ashore.

You're up, kiddo. Rick roll the world!

Brilliant! I suggest, though, using The Police's Message In A Bottle instead.