He is her fiancé in name only. He is really her employee. He is paid a very handsome salary to keep her in sight at all times so that there is no chance for slippage (alcohol, drugs, unseemly friends). He takes his job seriously, but even he gets frustrated with having to spend so much time with her. He thinks she is incredibly immature, and snickers behind her back about how dumb she is. Neither of them is happy about the arrangement, but for now, it’s necessary.”

The item is solved as Britney and Jason. Their partnership was all business. He was basically like a Fairy Godmother, making sure Britney stayed sober and didn’t start hanging out with Paris Hilton again. /Mind.Blown. For more on Britney’s conservatorship check out the rest of the article and try solving some of those other blind items because they get pretty difficult!

“Susan B. Anthony list, an anti-choice group that loves to pretend it’s feminist but isn’t very good at it, is launching a training program to stop candidates and lawmakers from making dumb statements about women. Not launching a training program to educate them on why these statements are dangerous, mind you — the only goal is to get them to stop scaring their constituents by voicing their unsavory personal beliefs.”

Instead of changing their misguided worldviews they’re just going to get better at concealing them, yay!