Sheer Madness

The ward sister was doing her rounds in the lunatic asylum when she noticed that one man was racing around the room with his arms spread out making zooming noises."Hello, Colin," she said, "What are you doing?""I'm flying to America," he replied.Two days later she saw him lying on th ground with his arms still spread out, but making no noise."What's happened now?" she asked."I've landed in America," he replied.So the ward sister moved on and spotted Rodney sitting down behind his bed, masturbating furiously."Now, Rodney, whats going on here?" she said sternly."I'm shagging Colin's wife while he's in America." replied Rodney