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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGE MEDIA CONTAINS SELENA GOMEZ TRYING TO ENTICE MEN INTO SIN. PLEASE IMMEDIATELY DEMAND ALL WOMEN/CHILDREN LEAVE THE ROOM BEFORE VIEWING THIS IMAGE MEDIA.

Selena Gomez is the 19-year-old girlfriend of Justin Bieber. If it’s not bad enough we caught her trying to entice beachgoers with her double horchata milkshakes last week, this week she kicked it up a notch and invited everyone on Instagram to have a nice stare at her bikini butt roast carne asadas.

Carne asada is the Mexican word for backside sin docking. Mexicans usually love to do this type of sin outside, probably so the smells of spent chile burritos and sulfur waste don’t stink up the little adobe abuelos they live in. And with that said, I’ve stalled long enough here to create enough space between the warning and the image media all you men came here to see, so you can warn your church about the dangers of this Selena Gomez.

Please mare sure to pray before viewing this image, so you don’t get tricked into sin.

I agree with you. These guys really have no idea what it really means to be a christian.

First of all, Adam and Eve were walking around naked in Eden, they were specifically told to “be fruitful and multiply”. So nudity and sex aren’t an issue biblically speaking. Oh, and on top of that, they were TWINS! And as we can see countless times in the bible, God never punished anyone for sexuality, nor for incest. (those who are thinking of Sodom and Gomorrah, should look harder, it wasn’t sex they were destroyed for, but the weapons of mass destruction and genetic engineering that got them into trouble)

Secondly, there’s what Jesus said to everyone, “Judge not, lest you be judged.”–and this site is crock FULL of judgement against everyone and everything.

Too many churches have brainwashed people into believing what they tell them instead of letting them read the bible for themselves.

Dogma has too long soiled the goodness of the message in the bible. The entire thing, when read properly, is about love, freedom from illusion and darkness, and returning back to heaven whence we all came. That is why Jesus referred to God as “Father” and taught his disciples to do the same.

Of course she is trying to entice men into sin. She is looking for a real man because it’s a well known fact that her current “boyfriend” is a Canadian homogay who is only using her to trick people into thinking he’s a normal heterosexual male. She’s a “beard”, as I believe the homogays call it.

I get you don’t like him. Neither do I, but just because he makes bad music doesn’t mean you can freely attack the guy and his sexuality. He has probably had plenty of sex with women (premarital sex isn’t the point here), because he wanted to. You act like sexuality matters and is a problem in your life. You also act like Selena Gomez isn’t good looking or famous enough to get any guy she felt like.

Your guilty conscience may move you to vote Democratic, but deep down you long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That’s why I will run, to save you from yourselves.

August, stop trying to fool yourself. You’re not a senator. You have nothing to do with the government. You will never be given power. And Republicans are a plague to America. They are vermin, and will be wiped out as such.

Did I say I was a Senator? I plan to run in 2014 for US Senate as the class II seat from Idaho. And Idaho is the second most conservative state in the country. Do you doubt there are many here that support me?

Did it ever occur to you, Peabrocks, that I’m intentionally misspelling his name as a sign of affection? Probably not, due to your lack of imagination and foolhardy ignorance. Once again, my train of thought is knocked off its rails as I’m forced to explain simple concepts to you. Someday kid, you’ll be able to look back at this whole ChrisTwire experience and laugh a little. I hope.

You’re so stupid you can’t even tell you’re stupid. It’s not humor that is making you misspell our names, it’s you unable to read because you’re so stupid. How’s being a redneck working for you? Still having sex with your sister? You’re fat and deform from all the incest in your family. Sad really. And still, you won’t be able to read this. You might get the family pig to read it for you! HA!

I misspelled his name “O” also. I believe there is no reason for you to interject Pebrocks . If Ouroboros has a problem with me, he is more than mature enough to speak for himself. After all Pebrocks, it is very hypocritical of you to point out our misspellings of someone we are talking nice of while you ignore all the names others call us here.

It is my nickname for him; I do it out of a sign of respect. And I think that was reals point. Real sees his changing of name as a sign of respect, the fact that he is smart enough to take an inside joke. Actually, if read closely you will see some of us authors giving a ribbing to each other out of admiration.

It’s like an inside joke, Ouroboros. My friends haven’t called me by my real first name in years. We all have nicknames for each other. Also, I know that you’re secretly a true Christian just pretending to be a dirty atheist to mess with everyone! Haha! You’re a genius, “Oroughbus”!

Oh now that makes sense when you put it like that…Kinda like how all my friends call me by my last name all the time…

Wait wait wait…You think I’m an undercover Christian? Sorry to burst your bubble, but everything I’ve said is genuine…Also, do I come off as an Atheist? I may not be Christian but I do believe that a higher power exists

(btw, still not angry annoyed at you…The second part of my comment kinda sounds like I’m annoyed, but truly I’m not)

Get that fuckin ridiculous idea out of your head that in one of you. I think you are all sick bastards with twisted visons of what the world should be and if you were even given control of the world we would all be fucked.

I don’t like any of you. I tolerate you but if you think we’re supposed to be buddies or something you are out of your goddamn mind.

I’m not a character. I stand behind everything ive said especially when it means to prove you wrong.

I may seem happy in my comments but truly you all disgust me. You are horrible human beings that I only wish the cruelest of in the next life.

I figured being this brutally honest would be the only way to get this idea through your thick skull. We may occasionally agree on something but we are not “buddies” or “friends”

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGE MEDIA CONTAINS SELENA GOMEZ TRYING TO ENTICE MEN INTO SIN. PLEASE IMMEDIATELY DEMAND ALL WOMEN/CHILDREN LEAVE THE ROOM BEFORE VIEWING THIS IMAGE MEDIA.
Hmmm….have all women/children leave the room….what are you planning on doing??
oh and what does Blanch Beecham think of you saying women can’t handle this image?

The Bible commands women to dress and act in a modest manner. By exposing her sin spots in such a blatantly offensive manner, this Mexican slattern is causing innocent white Christian men to have unholy thoughts and desires.

re:”Psh girls wear less than that to school and just not latino girls either”

True, which only goes to show how far the atheistic liberal and cultural Marxist elites have progressed in their Satanic agenda of destroying the moral fabric of our once great society. Where once upon a time, young girls were inspired by great women like the Virgin Mary and Mother Teresa, today’s young girls are encouraged to act like Selena Gomez, Paris Hilton and the Kardashian sisters. I fear for our society if this immorality and encouragement of fornicators continues. Praise Jesus!

all of you molested pedofiles have nothing better to do. WHEN THE DAY OF APOKALYPSE ARRIVES, THE ALL-SEEING EYE OF JUDGEMENT WILL LAY ITS GAZE UPON YOU, AND IT WILL LEAVE YOU TO BUN ON THE REMAINING CINDERS OF EARTH!!!
While teh rest of us enjoy life in the Astral Plane.

You old fart, You don’t find her attractive at all? She’s almost young enough to be your grand daughter. You aren’t supposed to even think of her in that way period. It is what it is. I have this creepy feeling that you sit back behind your computer at home and gawk at teenage girls now. Ewwww!!!

This sooooo reminds me of the Church Lady sketched on SNL… So Selena, who picked out your wardrobe?….. SATAN????
This website is more entertaining than The Onion News…[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ro3QDNMTFUk/TuYUihDjl5I/AAAAAAAACOg/3L98WimklME/s1600/church_lady.jpg[/img]