Hey guys im new to the forum and kind of a rediculous question but im getting a stripper pole custom made for my 04 x30 and wanted to know the exact tube size(Diameter) of the oem ski pylon in front of the motor?

JulioX2

04-27-2012, 03:23 AM

That's the best thread title I've seen in a while.

DJ 50

04-27-2012, 03:41 AM

We are going to need to see pics of the finished product and it being used.

CantRepeat

04-27-2012, 07:32 AM

I think we need a new sub forum in the maintenance section, "Entertainment" lol

SkiDog

04-27-2012, 08:41 AM

I think we need a new sub forum in the maintenance section, "Entertainment" lol

I'm thinking this guy might be Darkside material!:D:D:D:D

Barefooter92

04-27-2012, 08:42 AM

Hysterical...just look at the dynamics of this thread. First caller, late at night after who knows where he's coming home from and the x-rated title. This thread has legs...cant wait to see the admin's chime in here. This will tame the swimsuit thread.:cool:

CantRepeat

04-27-2012, 08:45 AM

I'm thinking this guy might be Darkside material!:D:D:D:D

Possibly, but you should base it off the material he provides!! lol :D

CantRepeat

04-27-2012, 08:46 AM

Hysterical...just look at the dynamics of this thread. First caller, late at night after who knows where he's coming home from and the x-rated title. This thread has legs...cant wait to see the admin's chime in here. This will tame the swimsuit thread.:cool:

As Dog pointed out, it sounds like DS material. ;)

Double D

04-27-2012, 09:28 AM

That's the best thread title I've seen in a while.

X2!!!

We are going to need to see pics of the finished product and it being used.

X10!!!!!!! :D

willyt

04-27-2012, 09:35 AM

Oh this is going to be an epic thread. I'll actually need that answer too, can't be the only guy without a pole on his boat :eek:

81SNS

04-27-2012, 09:51 AM

Ha I had a guy ask me one time what the "chrome pole" (ski pylon) was for in my S&S and I told him it was a stripper pole for midgets, :D

Fletchx7

04-27-2012, 09:53 AM

Ha I had a guy ask me one time what the "chrome pole" (ski pylon) was for in my S&S and I told him it was a stripper pole for midgets, :D

I just sprayed my monitor with coffee reading that!!!

JimN

04-27-2012, 10:05 AM

Hey guys im new to the forum and kind of a rediculous question but im getting a stripper pole custom made for my 04 x30 and wanted to know the exact tube size(Diameter) of the oem ski pylon in front of the motor?

If you want the pole to rotate, like a real one does, you'll need a heavy flange at the bottom and a heavy-duty thrust bearing, with another bearing closer to the top of the pylon. Also, the upper part of the new pole will have to be heavy enough to resist bending as the user climbs higher.

No first hand experience, you understand, this is just what I have heard.

If the pole is portable and could be set up in a house, apartment or motel room, it needs to be very secure, to avoid something like what happened in this link-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=936pU9i0HYc

CantRepeat

04-27-2012, 10:35 AM

If you want the pole to rotate, like a real one does, you'll need a heavy flange at the bottom and a heavy-duty thrust bearing, with another bearing closer to the top of the pylon. Also, the upper part of the new pole will have to be heavy enough to resist bending as the user climbs higher.

No first hand experience, you understand, this is just what I have heard.

If the pole is portable and could be set up in a house, apartment or motel room, it needs to be very secure, to avoid something like what happened in this link-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=936pU9i0HYc

Is it wrong for me to be proud of the fact that I did not know this? :D

Double D

04-27-2012, 10:36 AM

If you want the pole to rotate, like a real one does, you'll need a heavy flange at the bottom and a heavy-duty thrust bearing, with another bearing closer to the top of the pylon. Also, the upper part of the new pole will have to be heavy enough to resist bending as the user climbs higher.

No first hand experience, you understand, this is just what I have heard.

If the pole is portable and could be set up in a house, apartment or motel room, it needs to be very secure, to avoid something like what happened in this link-

A company makes these for boats already.......... easy google search .......

www.californiapoles.com/

willyt

04-27-2012, 10:58 AM

heavy-duty thrust bearing

while we're on the subject... hahaha

JimN

04-27-2012, 11:02 AM

Is it wrong for me to be proud of the fact that I did not know this? :D

Wrong? No. I just think about things.

Seriously- a metal pipe that's rotating will keep the poor girl's legs from blistering (I'm sure we have all heard the skin on pipe squealing as she turns) and it can rotate freely for much longer, amazing and confounding drunken horny guys for hours (HOW CAN SHE DO THAT??????). Also, a raw edge on the pipe will just grind itself into whatever it's riding on and the flange/thrust bearing accomplishes both.

Seriously- a metal pipe that's rotating will keep the poor girl's legs from blistering (I'm sure we have all heard the skin on pipe squealing as she turns) and it can rotate freely for much longer, amazing and confounding drunken horny guys for hours (HOW CAN SHE DO THAT??????). Also, a raw edge on the pipe will just grind itself into whatever it's riding on and the flange/thrust bearing accomplishes both.

And, someone I know became a stripper years after we met.

I hear ya. There is just something about heavily tattooed chicks with lots of "trophies" that wont get me into a bar and trying to make it "rain". As Scott calls me, fuddy duddy. lol :D

GT500 MC

04-27-2012, 12:53 PM

This thread sure beats the typical "how do I mount a new sub in my MC" thread. Best one in '12. Would you use a typical height pylon, or go big with a fly-high? Really make her work....

OMG, there's girls STANDING on the upholstery! Some people on here are gonna completely freak out seeing that!:D:D:D

GT500 MC

04-27-2012, 02:18 PM

She will never let your spirits down, Once you get her off the street, Ow girl,

Thread just took a turn for the worse w/a Rick James quote...

CantRepeat

04-27-2012, 02:49 PM

Thread just took a turn for the worse w/a Rick James quote...

What?

oxberger

04-27-2012, 02:51 PM

What?

I think he was being sarcastic:D I personally saw it as a shot in the right direction. This is going to be a very good thread.:popcorn:

CantRepeat

04-27-2012, 03:03 PM

I think he was being sarcastic:D I personally saw it as a shot in the right direction. This is going to be a very good thread.:popcorn:
I was gonna say, "I'm Rick James *^@#%"! lol you gotta love a super freak!

CantRepeat

04-27-2012, 03:10 PM

OMG, there's girls STANDING on the upholstery! Some people on here are gonna completely freak out seeing that!:D:D:D

Come on SD!! You know there are times when it's perfectly exceptable to dace on the upholstery, but I thought you had to be topless to do so!

BTW: I pickup some new warning labels for the tower. I might have to ban myself for a week for post them.

oxberger

04-27-2012, 03:37 PM

Come on SD!! You know there are times when it's perfectly exceptable to dace on the upholstery, but I thought you had to be topless to do so!

BTW: I pickup some new warning labels for the tower. I might have to ban myself for a week for post them.

Where did you get that? I need one of those. The first rule on my boat is, all tops must come off and stay off for a period of at least 15 minutes. Failure to abide by this rule will require swimming back to the dock. Second rule, No shoes.

SkiDog

04-27-2012, 03:48 PM

Come on SD!! You know there are times when it's perfectly exceptable to dace on the upholstery, but I thought you had to be topless to do so!

BTW: I pickup some new warning labels for the tower. I might have to ban myself for a week for post them.

Thats classic Timmy! I want one, and will trade you a DS sticker for one!:D
Oh, and I hope you know, I'm CERTAINLY not one to biotch about hot chics standing, or doing anything else, on MY boat seats!:D:D Its just a damn boat!

GT500 MC

04-27-2012, 03:54 PM

I think he was being sarcastic:D I personally saw it as a shot in the right direction. This is going to be a very good thread.:popcorn:

hahaha thanks guys we like to have a good time in norcal what can i say! I have a pic of my old one but the tubing was too small so it would come loose after a few hours of use. ;)
http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn310/mclarenf1adam2002/Equipmentpics-1.jpg

CantRepeat

04-27-2012, 06:12 PM

Who's the dude in the back trying to photo bomb the honeys???? SD, is that you? lol!!!

x30murray

04-27-2012, 06:26 PM

that was some drunk retard who swam over from another boat because we had a lot of girls and decided to ruin the pic! I didnt even notice him until after I took the pic.

19_Skier

04-27-2012, 07:02 PM

This thread is chalked full of awesomeness......that is all...

:banana:

1redTA

04-27-2012, 09:53 PM

I approve this thread and hope one day to post pictures of similar debauchery

TOO-TALL

04-27-2012, 09:57 PM

hahaha thanks guys we like to have a good time in norcal what can i say! I have a pic of my old one but the tubing was too small so it would come loose after a few hours of use. ;)
http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn310/mclarenf1adam2002/Equipmentpics-1.jpg

The chick in the black bikini in the back......nice!

SkiDog

04-27-2012, 11:35 PM

Who's the dude in the back trying to photo bomb the honeys???? SD, is that you? lol!!!

No it wasn't me. If it had been me, I'd have been in the FRONT of them!;)

DJ 50

04-28-2012, 12:27 PM

hahaha thanks guys we like to have a good time in norcal what can i say! I have a pic of my old one but the tubing was too small so it would come loose after a few hours of use. ;)
http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn310/mclarenf1adam2002/Equipmentpics-1.jpg

Sir, I don't know who you are but we need to party together some time. I have a feeling you are going to be a favorite on this site if you keep this up.

TN X-45

04-28-2012, 02:02 PM

Had to say keep us posted, now I can follow the thread on Tapatalk in my participated link!

Sent from my DROIDX using Tapatalk 2

curtish

04-28-2012, 07:38 PM

Saw a boat called "pimp nasty" with a stripper pole on Berryessa years ago. I think I still have some pics of it...have to see if I can find them.

x30murray

04-29-2012, 12:24 AM

A buddy of mine up here has white x10 with boats and hoes in huge lettering on the side. haha I fyou guys make it out to the folsom ca or sac river area let me know we always like to party. :cool:

Iskidaily

04-29-2012, 11:01 AM

I can see skylon sales getting reinvigorated...

Tri4X2

04-30-2012, 11:01 AM

I should send this thread to the guy on Lake Travis with the boat named "Panty Dropper"

mpabreo

05-03-2012, 05:47 PM

5 pages of replies, and 2 pictures. sheesh...

JimN

05-03-2012, 05:49 PM

5 pages of replies, and 2 pictures. sheesh...

I don't see any from YOU, so.....

barefoot

05-04-2012, 11:20 PM

Does skeeler have one on his boat?

agarabaghi

05-06-2012, 12:17 PM

i need a pole.

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/8199/imageysd.jpg

GT500 MC

05-06-2012, 12:26 PM

Why the speaker cover over their heads???? The one on the left is killing it....and yes, it looks like you could use a pole on that MC....