If you’re like most chili
heads, you’ve got bottles of hot sauce tucked into every corner of your
kitchen.

There’s some in the fridge
(perhaps with crusty rims that you promise yourself you’ll clean someday).
There are a few more on shelves, mingling
comfortably with the other condiments in your cupboard.

And, you probably have a
couple of hot sauces hidden from others;
they’re too strong or too special or you’re just too stingy. We’ve been there too.

But, here’s the call to
keep a bottle of Mad Dog 357 Hot Sauce sitting next to your computer. (Perhaps all of the computers you use.)

We
have good reasons for it; at least, we have reasons and,
if you can use them, then they’re good. (The sauces on the inside of each
bottle are good whether you have an excuse or not.)

Curb impulse shopping

Find it difficult to stop
your shop? A quick swig of Mad Dog 357 Hot Sauce will kill the urge. Okay, in
some cases, we don’t mean swig, but rather a lick of a toothpick, but you get
the point.

More importantly, you’ll
find it easier – or rather compelled – to focus on the big picture of your life
for a few minutes. Hopefully, it’s long enough to avoid that impulse buy.

Get some serious motivation

Mad Dog 357 Hot Sauce will
wake you up quickly. It’s better than a cup of coffee and it triggers an
endorphin release too. If you’re struggling to enjoy your job, a little dab of
hot sauce will do ya.

You don’t need chocolate
or tea when it’s time for a break; you need something to refresh you. Once your
body puts out the fire, you’ll feel better than ever.

Make it through to lunch

Everyone understands the
hanger that emerges sometime before lunch… after the breakfast you were supposed to eat.

When you need something
quick, healthy and cheap, a little hot sauce might just do the trick. We’re not
saying it will fill you up, but it will make your brain believe you can wait
longer to eat – and that’s half the bottle.

It makes a good memento

You know how people keep
pictures of their family, friends, pets and holidays next to their desk? You
can totally one up them. If you’re greatest love is hot sauce, you can
physically keep it with you while you work.

Nah, we’re not going to
pretend it’s the most important thing in your life, but it could serve as a
reminder that there’s more to it all than work. At the very least, it might
remind you to get some more. It’s not an impulse buy; it’s a necessity.

Do you need to get more
Mad Dog to keep by your computer?

You
can order yours now and have it delivered to whichever computer you prefer.
Could be work. Could be home. Could be both. Why not?