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Thursday, August 6, 2009

BB Heavyweight Battle: The Mongoose versus The Rat

Good Morning, BB Lovers!! Happy Live Show Day!!

The moment you've all been waiting for has arrived! With all the activity on the live feeds yesterday, there was never a good time to post Jun's blog, so you're in for a good morning giggle while I get the Overnight Report™ together today.

LOTS of action going on in the BB House, Thursday’s show should be interesting to say the least. These HGs are ALL OVER the freaking place though, reminding me of my first hockey game where I gave up because I never knew where the friggin’ puck was. But I did look cute in my pigtails.

Copying & Pasting elsewhere contitutes Plagiarizing. You wouldn't wanna do that!I’m gonna keep it on me for a few more lines, because I can. I just want to say that I spent 24 minutes creating the pictures for this piece and I AM damn proud of myself. But then I think about the fact that I will never get those 24 minutes back. But when I’m on my deathbed, what’s 24 minutes right? I stole this from http://bb11dish.com, and tried to post it on my site, cuz I'm a pathetic loser!SO. Lydia has gone and lost her sh-t. What was that diary room look she had going on post-nominations?! What with her makeup and accessories she looked crazier than my grandma the day she “forgot” her medications. Except, with my grandma it involved a rice cooker on her head not some weird tourniquet like Lydia was sporting. I stole this from http://bb11dish.com, and tried to post it on my site, cuz I'm a pathetic loser!

Sigh…Russell is so cute. He wants to put the “tombstone” in Ronnie’s grave. Sigh. He can nail my coffin any day, well, except around the first week of every month. Unless he tells me he loves me, then we can run that red light. Teehee. Wait, what was my point here?

CHIMA: This girl has NO GAME. NO GAME! But I suppose I’ve liked a guy or two who had no game, because that’s a game in and of itself. Oh gosh, I am straying again. But yeah, her “flirting” with Russell is annoying to watch! Her “I don’t know what kind of privileges I have - heheheehee-hyukyukyuk” killed me. She needs to watch a montage of her joke/laughing. Work on your delivery Chimacus! I stole this from http://bb11dish.com, and tried to post it on my site, cuz I'm a pathetic loser!JESSIE: Can someone please tell Jessie that being a “stand-up” person has nothing to do with the ability to stand up? Paraplegic people can be stand-up people too. I think if Jessie knew this, he wouldn’t have referred to Ronnie as a “stand-up guy.” “Ronnie’s more of an asset due to he owes me a couple more solids than Lydia does.” Um, what?! You sound like my mom! Mind your participles son!

Although, Russell had me cracking up with his reference to “repeated occurring thing.” Um, honey bunches, did you mean “recurring?!” But put the man in a toga and I am down for his vocabulary to be smeared all over my Korean body.

EW, the Chima/Jessie/ Natalie threesome (I never want to have to say this in a sexual context) trying to gang up on Russell was horrible. But it’s game play right?I stole this from http://bb11dish.comRight. Russell managed on his own though and he was getting me all hot with his “I know exactly what’s going on.” wait, no that was the laptopo getting overheated on my lap. But anyway, there’s nothing sexier than a man who can’t be moved. It’s okay, I can do all the work anyway. “You just stay right there, just leeee-laaaax okay, me gonna love you so long time long time.”I stole this from http://bb11dish.comOMG, you can see where my brain is today.

Michele’s line about never having played Jessie in pool? Um, darling, that’s because he never gave you THE TIME OF DAY before you became Ms. Swing Vote 2009.

I realize this clip was on for like 4 seconds, but did anyone else notice that green apple Ronnie was munching on at one point? Don’t you think he ate his apple LIKE A RAT WOULD? Hahahaha, I don’t want apple for another week or so.

POV Competition was awesome. I want a Kevin doll. I want to rub its tummy and have it recite his one-liners. Seriously! He is just pure entertainment for a gal like me. “Can I touchicus?!?!?!” Can I LOVE him anymoricus?!?!I stole this from http://bb11dish.comRUSSICUS: I don’t care, I loved his picking on Ronnie during the competition. I loved it more than the time I realized my vibrator was not broken but just needed new batteries. Yes, this is headline worthy.I stole this from http://bb11dish.com

“Get ready to pack your bags boy” and “Did you include yourself?” regarding the number of rats in the cage, um, amazing. I wished he had started calling him Rat-a-tat-tat again.

And that poor gladiator! Where did they find this guy? I think Jessie has a substance-abuse problem, and that substance is baby oil. All I know is Jessie all jealous and bothered that the gladiator had it rubbed all over his body and he didn't!

Sigh. I can’t wait to see what happens manana. Ronnie’s ass getting booted would make my week. Although it wouldn't take much to actually make my week right now.I stole this from http://bb11dish.comPS: I’ve said this before and I will say it again. Quoting from The Bible to prove a selfish point is WRONG. It’s great that the only reading material allowed in the BB house is a bible, but it makes me sick when people look up verses to bash other people. It really really bugs me. And this is from the girl who used to prey on pastors’ sons. Seriously. I used to be a bad girl…

Jun, girl you are so completely hysterical! I love your love for Russell, I love him too (now that he shaved his face), and Kevin cracks me up too. I look forward to your blogs, ya keep me laughing! :-)

Jun! Love your blog once again, and thanks Caro for the reminder to not take a sip of liquid before reading...........roflmao!!

Last night was crazy nuts! My question is this, who listened to the callers messages? That person will most likely win HOH as last time they did this (season 9?) the HOH comp was questions about what they heard, remember?

I am thinking Michelle may be the most likely person to remember the messages? However I did not hear them myself, so I don't really know. Anyone?

They said that Natalie hasn't showered in a week and on afterdark the other night when Jessie was "fighting" with her he picked her up and she she tried to pull down his shorts so he tried to pull her sweats down..

Patti I think they all had them memorized because most were talking along with them when they came on after a while but I think they may focus on the names and cities of the callers. That may be where the houseguests get tripped up. IMO

I am watching the flashbacks of yesterday, as I type, and I have decided I'd rather have a mosquito persistently and repeatedly sucking my blood than hear one more word from Miss Scared of Water Bratalie.

Really... that girl is worse than a relentless mosquito. She gots ta goooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Carolyn? I am sooo HITTING THE TIP JAR this morning again! These HG's are the craziest EVER. I think you're going to need fingertip transplants by the end of THIS season.

You amaze me at how well you keep up with these lunatics.

Me love YOU long time too! ♥

GaYTor? Thanks for the idea for using my "mama pictures" for bribe money. Ha! Now I know how I can afford to keep tipping our most awesome Carolyn!

Jun, Once again you've hit it out of the park. I must make a note to always wear a Depends undergarment while I'm reading your blog. You crack me up Girl!!! I also agree that the 24 minutes working on those pictures was well worth it. They are spot on!!!

Syn, Don't know if you'll come back into this post or not, but I share your birthday. 9/28/?? Of course I could totally be your mother. Oh well!!! Hope you and everyone have a great day. I can't wait for the Live Show & Rat Eviction tonight. Smooches to all.

Just wondering how he is going to feel about the changes in Gnat over the last few weeks.

She left him as a 24 year old, educated woman. (At least she claims she is educated). She turned into an 18 year old girl. (Just long enough for people to think she was cute and harmless.)

Now it seems she has turned into a 12 year old boy who wants to be just like her hero-Jessicus. Just like a lot of other 12 year old boys she dresses like her hero, talks like him, puffs out her chest to make herself look big and bad when she argues and they have the exact same walk.

P.S. My friend has a 12 year old boy and he actually takes a shower every day.

Kevin seems to be really intently listening. I would like to think that Michele would be able to, but her nervous breakdown yesterday may not have helped her.

I know this is completely off-topic, but I went to take the test for my learner's permit today, I am 23, I know, and I PASSED!! I am one step away from being a full-fledged driver! Who should I come visit first ehh?? I'm lookin ure way GaYToR with a tasty blueberry pie!

well i am going to the fair today just so iw ont see ronnie get evicted live....well its just a coincidence actually.

when i think of HGs past and present I don't find "more ratlike" than many of the hg's strategies they have used. it's a game and lying is done by 99.9% of the hgs is it not?

ronnie may be the current "i hate this hg" posterboy but gosh i think dr.will the puppet master told a few tall tales and ED was well over the top and that guy with the knife to the girls throat was a little weird....so in general no i don't hate on ronnie and i would like to see him stay 1 more week.

LOL. Good morning Jun. Yes Baby pictures are even better. Now we need to start a campaign to see Baby Jun. TFF about your grandmoter and sexy. That you are. That you ARE!

Now for a quote:It’s great that the only reading material allowed in the BB house is a bible, but it makes me sick when people look up verses to bash other people. It really really bugs me. And this is from the girl who used to prey on pastors’ sons. Seriously. I used to be a bad girl…

That has burned my butt through the whole BB US game. It's not allowed in BB AU. The only thing they should be able to read are the rules. If they KNEW the rules maybe they would know to stick to them.

Rant over. Sorry Jun for doing it in your space.

I'm so glad I learned my lesson. Russell and the red light would have made me have to repaint the whole living room. You sooo NASTY!

And I did see the Feeds when Ronnie was eating that apple. I wanted to paint it red and put him on a roasting pit.

Great PhotoShop too. Can you teach me? I never mastered it.

Much more that I could say but this is your blog, not mine.

Looking forward to your next one when we will hopefully be Ronnieless.

True that about the Bible, Jun. I might not go to church every Sunday anymore but I still find it insulting when houseguests try to turn the Bible into leverage. God ain't your backup, reality TV contestants. Maybe when he gets done with helping all the starving children and creating world peace he'll get back to your $500,000 TV show. But until then, sit tight and stop trying to justify your actions with the good book!

Chima winning? *shudders* Jun, you're trying to give me a heart attack, girl. Or at the very least a bad case of indigestion.

Yes, I am aware of the awesome job you did letting us know what the viewers recorded for the HGs, but what I meant was I didn't "hear" it (I did read it) so I am not aware which HG was really paying a lot of attention and remembering what was being said, as I am almost sure it will be the subject of tonight's HOH comp. I am trying to speculate which HG is going to win tonight (just hope that Jeff got the coup d'etat and if he did, he throws HOH so he's eligible next week).

Ronnie may not be "handsome" or "charming" or be in an "adorable showmance" but one thing I can say, that I can't say for all of the HG is that he is PLAYING THE GAME.

I feel that if it was Jeff doing all the lying, BB fans would gladly say "Jeff strategic moves are awesome". I do not know about anyone else but I love to see someone playing the game, no matter how unattractive and dorky they are.

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