Would You Rather? Mayonnaise vs. Whipped Cream

Time for a new Would You Rather. Today’s pairing might seem a little odd. I mean, you put mayo and whipped cream on totally different types of foods. But they are both creamy, fluffy white substances that are used as condiments or to enhance another dish.

Mayo is the most repulsive thing on the planet. I don’t even care that some people like the bird shit, it’s disgusting and there is no argument about that. Some people just like stuff that makes them fat, throw up more often (or just feel very sick often). It looks bad. It even tastes bad! My family likes it and I think it’s weird and can’t stand that they like it. They say it is the greatest thing ever (food wise)! They also say everyone likes it. My ugly sister says all her friends like it, but sadly for her we go to the same school and since I am very popular at my school I know every kid there and have talked to every single one of them. I have also asked them if they like mayonnaise. Every kid in the school including my sisters friends hated mayonnaise so much. A few people might have been lying to me because they know that anyone who likes mayonnaise has a brain problem. So, mayonnaise is definitely gonna go. Onto whipped cream. It’s f***ing good. I don’t know where you guys get yours but it must really taste like a pile of dog s*** because whipped cream is usually so good. So yea, anyone who thinks it’s normal to eat mayonnaise even if it’s just on a sandwich f*** you. The people who hate whipped cream, that sucks. But I’m not gonna say f you because it’s not as bad as liking mayonnaise. For the people who hate whipped cream and actually eat the F***ING BIRD SH** THAT IS MAYONNAISE, GO TO F***ING HELL AND THE DOCTOR ON YOUR WAY THERE BECAUSE YOUR TASTE BUDS ARE MESSED UP!!!! -Tj 🙂