If Obama gets another four years, by the end of his second term nobody will care that he ate dogs, because nobody will be able to afford to eat anything else. He’ll solve it the same way he solves everything else: a snappy catchphrase.

“If you like your dachshund, you can eat your dachshund.”

Hey, if you weren’t supposed to eat them, they wouldn’t look so much like a hot dog.

MORE: A reader sends this image:

Heh. This just keeps getting funnier.

And another reader writes: “If ‘Man Bites Dog’ is news, then shouldn’t ‘President Bites Dog’ be on the front page?”