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Members of heavy metal band GWAR "stride the Earth, living gods, dedicated to one goal, the destruction of the human race, and the eradication of existence itself! Wait- thatâs two goals!"
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Every year people complain about who the halftime show is going to feature, now we are telling you who we want: WE WANT GWAR in 2015!

Why should articles like "Bruno Mars Announced For Super Bowl Halftime Show, Gwar Waits Until Next Year (Again)" (from Screen Junkies) be a joke?

We don't want another year of sitting around talking through a muted, boring NFL Super Bowl halftime show. We want something different. We want a real spectacle that only GWAR can provide. Doesn't the NFL want more viewers? Don't advertisers want more people paying attention? This way everyone wins.

The petition goes on to explain that GWAR front man Dave Brockie (a.k.a. Oderus Urungus) maintains a football blog on MetalSucks.com called "Necessary Roughness."

What do you think? Is America ready for a GWAR Super Bowl performance?