I don't know why, but when I was growing up and actually playing outside, I never saw any grasshoppers...now they're a freakin infestation. And then there are those creepy black ones that get in your house...ugh.

If anybody brings serotonin up in my neighborhood, I promise I will survive and kill you.

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Does PETA's domain cover locusts? Maybe they need a visit from our evil bastard swarm. That could make them change their tune.

Posted by: In Exile at January 31, 2009 03:09 AM (EgZCS)

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In an echo of the atomic radiation wind tests upon the US public that were kept secret for 40 years, during the 1990's Clinton Operatives within the CIA secretly doused the water supply of Red States with serotonin inhibitors and doused Blue States with Serotonin exciters producing the greatest mass behaviour changes in history. Market Weasels in New York went into hyper-drive with arcane and insane financial schemes ignoring their shareholders interests', Congress repealed the Glass Stegall Act, Blue State Liberals pushed the banks to make bad sub prime loans and Fannie and Freddie took on vast quantities of sub prime assets. Despite dire warnings over a decade Red Stater conservatives politicians remained apathetic and spent money like Liberals while Blue State Liberals and Market Weasels gorged on toxic assets, like Locusts swarming over poisoned fields. The experiment was stopped last year when members of the Bush administration discovered memos outlining the plan in hidden in a secret compartment used by the former First Lady, Hillary Clinton. (Sura 2:29)

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Why don't they come up with something useful, like a spray for trolls.

Posted by: payaso at January 31, 2009 05:31 AM (HpX5P)

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Now the nutjob in Iran is calling Western ideology "passive", thanks to Obama acting like a little bitch and softening up. Nutjobs fear Reagan's massive cock and balls, not Obama's virgin little pussy. Way to give up our leverage, cockholster.

Posted by: In Exile at January 31, 2009 05:38 AM (EgZCS)

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You think that Whore Abatement Program (WAP) for Dayton, OH involves Seretonin? This could open up a whole new field of sexual research...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 31, 2009 05:39 AM (iafWn)

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Yeah, I love the way Ahmedhandjob is rudely informing liberal moonbats that HE has "preconditions."

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 31, 2009 05:41 AM (iafWn)

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Obama just wants to take us back to the level of respect that we had 30 years ago...when Iran held a bunch of our citizens for more than a year. Maybe in 4 years, Palin and Petraeus can make America respected (feared) again.

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Yea, Obama actually said in that Arab network interview he wanted America to have the same level of respect in the Middle East we had 30 years ago! First things I thought of was the Hostage Crisis and the Beirut Marine Barracks Bombing.
Fact is, America has never had more respect there than we have NOW, having kicked some serious ass in Iraq. Bambi needs to stop listening to Hollyweird about how Arabs feel, and talk to some real ones, instead.