Stray observations:
» "No one talks to my long-haired jizz expert like that!" (Workaholics, S02E10)
» "I just want to say that what you're doing is cool. It's really cool. It's like when I saw Ace Ventura in that super confusing spotless sunshine movie that had the Titanic lady with the mid-size naturals. Well, the movie pretty much sucked, but I respected Ace Ventura for taking a risk, and that's what you're doing." (Suburgatory, S01E08)
» "Do you know what's illegal in Europe? Nothing!" (Modern Family, S03E09)