It’s weird going through that phase of the flu where you sleep off and on for most of the day. I remember one time where I was sleeping in front of the TV and kept getting woken up by the same annoying commercial featuring some guy yelling about his book about free government money. He worked his way into all my dreams and nightmares for a week. I still hate that guy.

I would still roll around until I had pushed my bf to the edge of the bed and blocked off the rest from him. It doesn’t seem to matter how big the bed is. We will both sleep wherever my comatose self says we will sleep.

Yeah, Remember when he was wearing a coat covered in question marks? Reminded me of the Riddler from Batman. Dressing like a villain to sell you product never struck me as good marketing. Unless you were selling lock-picks of course.

If nobody wakes me, I can sleep until 4pm. Maybe that’s why I’m hardly ever sick: I sleep as if I were sick?
When I got my wisdom teeth removed, they told me to sleep.. but I wanted to watch the movies my mother rented for me. I fell asleep while watching them.

That guy has other books about weight loss and one that almost got him life in prison about home remedies for sicknesses. His serious suggestions were life threatening and sent some people to the hospital.

I’ve only ever been so sick I slept through the entire day once. It was so disorientating – I went to sleep at 8:30 AM, and then I get up still tired thinking I only dozed off for a few minutes, and it turns out to be 9:00 AM… The next day.
Then again, I have had days where I sleep on and off all dya because I’m sick. Now to mention it, I’ve been too sick too often in the past four years. Almost two weeks of sickness has been there, and considering I only ever (usually) get sick for a day or less…
But I’m rambling. Because I’m sick. Again.