— Chicken necks can be cut with scissors. I will be learning this a lot more in the coming months— Cut gloves are the single-greatest invention in the history of humanity. My left hand is decidedly unlacterated, and cut gloves are the ONLY reason why this is the case— Extra-strength Excedrin is the second-greatest invention in the history of humanity— Chopped liver is fucking DISGUSTING— Never, ever send Harry Kim on an away mission. After six years, how the hell have you not learned your lesson, Captain Janeway?! (I knew this already, but it bears repeating)