Wow, thanks guys. I really appreciate how welcoming and down to earth everyone here has been. Very helpful! I'll definitely try cutting off my arms, thanks.

come on man, we get five threads like yours every day. except for minor details, EVERY ONE IS EXACTLY LIKE THIS ONE. It is like friggin Groundhog Day here, over and over. just lurk okay? and follow forum rules about posting questions and creating new threads.

For the record, when I said "special" I was being ironic. I didn't create this thread out of a sense of entitlement, I just thought that this was kind of a strange case. I've been met largely with sarcasm and ridicule, so thanks for that. Very sorry to have bothered everyone. I'll go somewhere else I guess. Thanks to the few of you who actually posted something a little helpful.

^ stop being such a bitch. You've got freakish proportions, fine. You can achieve some striking looks once you've figured out how, so get to it. Here's a hint: if, because of your proportions, you can't find clothes that fit slim like most people here wear them, go in a different direction!! captain obvious signing off. \\thread

^ stop being such a bitch. You've got freakish proportions, fine. You can achieve some striking looks once you've figured out how, so get to it. Here's a hint: if, because of your proportions, you can't find clothes that fit slim like most people here wear them, go in a different direction!! captain obvious signing off. \\thread

I was here asking for advice. I've been lurking for a while now, and it seems like there are a lot of knowledgable people here.

Am I really being a bitch? I'm sorry if it seems that way, I'm just sort of taken aback at the hostility I'm getting here. I'm truly interested in making an effort to improve my wardrobe.