Um...is this saying he was walking around jacking off while pushing a doll in a stroller or some such that people could easily assume carried an actual baby? That's some wild shiat if true, but my British is quite rusty, so not sure.

1: No pedos.2: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the ASBOs in any way whatsoever-if there's anyone watching.3: No pedos.4: I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out.5: No pedos.6: There is no... rule six.7: No pedos.