LOL!! ROTFL!!!! Ain't laughed so hard for a long time!! Just added 10 years to my life!!

In the 80's a young brother of my son-in-law was having his Deacon's interview. Bishop asked, "are you living the WoW?" "Yes." "Are you paying tithing?" "As much as i can." "How about masturbation?" Deacon wasn't quite sure what that was, but felt he should keep on the same positive track... "When ever i can." This is sworn to be true!!!

My first week as a BP one of the youth, 17+/- asked to talk to me. He confided a problem with masturbation. That masturbation warranted confession was beyond my ken. I simply told him it's no sin, and "you'll eventually grow out of it." That was at a time when i thought would be the case....

You guys are a riot. I hope Juliann and Sput can can cross reference this under both humor and pornography in their files.

BTW, I assume this is the same Apostle Mark E. Peterson who has been quoted recently in the national press as saying blacks could only enter the celestial kingdom as servants if they were worthy. I assume they would have have to be servants on a lesser kingdom if they misbehaved, did not step to with prompt or sassed She-Who-Has-No-Name.

They could have eased poor Mitt's embarrassment (as well as other Mormons) with a well placed apology back when.