- OKAY, GUYS, WE REALLY NEED TO GET STARTED
ON THIS YEARS UNITED WAY CALENDAR.
- YES WE DO (laughs).
- UH, I'M THINKING A NATURE THEME FOR THIS YEAR'S CALENDAR.
- MMM...
- SOMETHING VERY SIMPLE, SOMETHING VERY TASTEFUL.
[ farting sound ]
- WE'RE STARTING OUT HERE WITH TWO
POTENTIAL JANUARY'S HERE.
WE GOT, UH, COTTAGES IN THE SNOW.
WHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT?
LET'S BRAINSTORM SOME IDEAS.
- I LOVE YOUR COTTAGE IDEA.
I WAS THINKING MAYBE--
- LOOK, I KNOW YOU ALL THINK I JUST FARTED,
BUT I DIDN'T.
WHAT YOU ACTUALLY HEARD WAS JUST MY
SHOE RUBBING AGAINST THE FLOOR, AND IT
SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE A FART.
- OKAY KAREN, WE BELIEVE YOU, YOU DIDN'T FART.
- YEAH.
- I WOULD'VE SAID IT WAS THE COUCH
IF I WAS LYING.
BECAUSE IT'S A LEATHER COUCH.
- THAT MAKES SENSE.
- LET ME JUST PROVE IT TO YOU, OKAY?
[ scraping sound ]
OKAY, WELL IT'S NOT DOING IT NOW--
- YOU KNOW WHAT? I FEEL LIKE MAYBE--
WHY DON'T WE JUST FOCUS ON THE CALENDAR.
- RIGHT, YES. PLEASE.
- SO...
- CAN WE? YES, YES, YES...
- OKAY, SO, GERALD I LOVED YOUR IDEA
ABOUT THE COTTAGES.
- I WAS THINKING MAYBE LIKE A COVERED
BRIDGES OF MAINE.
- OOH, YEAH.
- GOOD, GOOD.
- YES, I LOVE THAT.
- YOU DO?
- WITH DIFFERENT SEASONS, YES. WITH DIFFERENT COLORS.
- I MEAN I JUST THINK THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT--
- IF I FARTED, YOU WOULD SMELL IT.
- GERALD, DO YOU SMELL ANYTHING?
- NO.
- NO, HE DOESN'T. CASE CLOSED.
BUT IF I DID WOULD IT REALLY BE THAT
BIG OF A DEAL?
- NOBODY CARES THAT YOU FARTED--
- ALLEGEDLY FARTED [ giggles ].
WE NEED TO GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT GERALD [ laughs ].
- WHY DON'T WE JUST VOTE ON THIS
COVERED BRIDGES IDEA, OKAY.
- I THINK WE ARE ALL LEANING TOWARDS IT.
ALL IN FAVOR OF COVER BRIDGES.
- GREAT WE'RE ALL IN AGREEMENT.
- GREAT.
- NOW THAT WE'RE VOTING, WHY DON'T WE JUST TAKE A
QUICK VOTE ON WHETHER OR NOT YOU THINK I FARTED.
OKAY, IT'S GOING TO TAKE 2 SECONDS GERALD.
- OKAY--
- THANKS. LET'S JUST DO THAT--
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE THE MEETING.
- IF GERALD WANTS ME TO LEAVE.
- YEAH, YOU CAN GO.
[ sad music plays ]
- I'M INSULTED RIGHT NOW, AND OH--
YOU KNOW-- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WILL LEAVE, BUT JUST KNOW THAT I WAS NOT ASKED
TO LEAVE THIS MEETING FOR FARTING,
AND I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT FART IN HERE TODAY.
SO I'M GOING TO LEAVE WITH MY HEAD HELD HIGH,
AND MY DIGNITY STILL FULLY IN TACT.
[ fart sound ]
THESE, UH, HINGES ARE MAKING A SOUND.
- SOUNDS LIKE A FART AGAIN THOUGH.
- SMELLS LIKE A FART OVER HERE TOO.
[ door hinge squeaks ]
[ fart sound ]