ok so once i didnt do one question on my homework because i didnt see it so then my teacher was like "give me your agenda so i can write a note for your parents" and i was like "fine whatever" but then the next day this other guy in my class didnt so HALF of the work so the teacher was like "ok whatever you can go now" just like what?!

When I wuz in 5th grade it wuz almost x mas so the teacher made a secret Santa thing were she put the names of all the ppls in a hat and u have to pick one it doesn't matter who u can either give them a hug or a present....she called me up and made me pick a name .....I got my f*cking crushes name...and she said u can't pick a different one u have to stick to it....while she wuz talking I was f*cking shaking....I hate my teacher...

So there was a girl called Madison who used to be my best friend. When I had a b day party I didn't invite her. Then the next day of school I was just on the recession play ground all of a sudden BAM I GET SHOT WITH A GUN jk what really happens was these girls came up to me and where like "why didn't u invite Madison to your birthday party?!" I looked over there shoulder... XD and saw Madison on the swings Crying XD... I'm like cause there where to much people but really I didn't See More▼ want to invite her. In my head I'm like "Madison's Slaves"

My teacher sent me and my friends to the principle's office because it we forgot our morning reading books at home. And we had already been to the library for study books once that week and she doesn't let us go to the library more than once a week. I was sent because I "always have an excuse", one of my friends was sent for "talking back" and my other friend (who can't look people directly in the eye) for "rolling her eyes".

I was walking to my next class when these kids looked super suspicious. I stopped and then the girl handed the guy a packet of chezzets and he's like thanks. So I was thinking this, Guy: you got the stuff Girl: ya *hands him a packet of chezzets* Guy: thanks man 💪😆

This isn't stupid.this is funny af. Two kids in my school were sneaking a honeybun (that cost 20 cents) from the vending machine. they planned the whole thing out,they put it in a girl's desk who had a past time of stealing stuff,but then got in trouble for it later. the whole "investigation" took 1 hour and a half. goddammit.. IT JUST HAD TO BE A HONEYBUN. THAT SH*T IS LIKE 20 CENTS.

Laughing when someone made a fart noise. Yes,its not dumb,but the teacher was laughing too. Plus,i wasnt laughing at the fart noise,I was laughing at the WAY people were laughing. They sounded like beavers choking.