We also consume large quantities of Ramen, like shitty bands, create epic scenes at Wal-mart to weasel out 19 cents, think books are for lame n00bs, have a hard-on for Rick Astley, worship JAlba & Michael Bay, can't figure out EBay and PayPaypal, are borderline psychotic about buying American/Asian cars, use the 'in relation to electromechanical devices' scale for measuring meat products, live for WoW raids, have skinless & bloody shafts from excessive fapping, can't figure out if the plane takes off and (re)post shitty joke threads.