Synopsis: Frank Vega and Bernie Pope return, this time to Louisiana in an attempt to find a kidnapped friend. – (Source)

The Good:
I love the principals in this cast…if you can give me Machete, James Evans and Det. Murtaugh all in one flick beating fools down then you have made me a happy camper regardless of how bad the movie may be.

The Bad:
The movie is dumb as a box of rocks, the action scenes are comically bad and the performances are all different shades of cheesy scenery chewing.

The Ugly
Trying to make a 100 year old Danny Glover into some sort of geriatric Lothario was the most ridiculous thing in this whole movie.

Final Verdict: At times it comes across more like an extended pilot for a 1990s CBS hourly action series but sometimes that is a good thing. If you are looking to shut off your brain and watch 90 minutes of fluffy nonsense then this third film, in what is a really unexpected franchise, is the perfect movie to choose.