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[Mini-phalla] Calvin and Hobbes - GAME OVER

"Hobbes, I give you my newest invention: the Personality duplicator!" Calvin gestured proudly towards the cardboard box lying in his bedroom. The word "Transmogrifier" was crossed out on its side, and "Duplicator" was written above it. Squeezed in between "Duplicator" and the top of the box was the word "Personality". A small dial with a cardboard arrow was in the center, with the options "good" and "evil" crossed in, and the numbers "1", "10", and "23" written in. A small circle was drawn nearby with the word "Go" written above it.

"Why 23?" Hobbes inquired. Calvin looked at him askance and said "Because that's the most personalities a person can have, doofus."

"It takes a person's personalities and creates a living duplicate of each of them," Calvin replied happily. "You can meet all of their personalities in person!"

"Why would you want to do that?" Hobbes asked. Calvin just gave him another look. "Right, because we can. How does it work?"

"The same way the other ones worked," Calvin answered. "Turn the dial, push the button. I'll test it first!"

Calvin entered the box and shouted "Okay, ready!" Resting his hand in his chin, Hobbes adjusted the dial to "23" and pushed the start button. "Bzzrt!" came a noise from the box, sounding suspiciously like Calvin's voice.

One by one, 22 copies of Calvin exited the box. There was a loud din of confused conversation, until one of them noticed that Hobbes was gone...and in his place, some lame stuffed tiger!
Welcome to the Calvin and Hobbes miniphalla! This will be a relatively vanilla phalla. The following roles are present:

seer
guardian
vigilante
masons
baddies

These are the only "special" roles. Everybody else is a vanillager. More rules updates to come (although they won't be anything you haven't seen before)

I am taking 22 people (yes, I know it says 23. Perhaps a GREAT EVIL WILL BEFALL AN NPC!) Startiiiiiiing....NOW!

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Okay, pretty typical phalla here folks. Every day, vote in red for who you think should be reintegrated. Retractions are not necessary, but if you feel the need, you may do so in lime.

For the record, being reintegrated is like being killed in other phallas. If you have a special role (i.e. baddies, vig) where your target gets reintegrated, that means they get killed.

Order of actions: guard -> vig/bad calvin kills -> vote kill

This means the vote will trickle down, i.e. if the first place vote-getter is killed by the vig or bad calvins, then the second place vote-getter will be reintegrated.

Clarifications should be made in orange.

Vanillager PM:

...Calvin #__, ______ Calvin!

You are one of the pieces of Calvin’s personality, just like everybody else. It’s imperative that you find the bad parts of Calvin’s personality so that you can all join back together into a single Calvin! Good luck!

The blanks are filled in by your number (which is determined by your position in the alphabetical order) and a random personality trait (which doesn't really mean anything).
Each day will end at 9pm PST/11pm CST/Midnight EST. Day 1 ends Sunday night, in about 21 hours 45 minutes.

It's less the avatar you made and more the fact that I fucking hate those window sticker thingies.

I hate them so fucking much.

More than I hate your av/sig border, TehSpectre.

Every time I see one of those things, I want to berate the owner for having an illegal, unlicensed, copyright infringing piece of shit image that only provides entertainment for idiots at the expense of a totally awesome character. It is one of my biggest (to an irrational degree) pet peeves.