Legalize This Now!

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Did you get the memo? It’s legalization week! The New York Times is calling for legal pot. Slate is calling for legal prostitution. Gawker is calling for the legalization of all illicit drugs. And here at New York, we have a few calls of ourown.

Insider TradingUpside: Information disseminates into the market much faster.Downside: Jerkbags with “hot tips” become omnipresent; Martha went to jail fornothing.

Gay MarriageUpside: Love conquers all!Downside: So many more weddings to go to, so many more gifts to buy, so much more business for divorceattorneys.