This picture is half the reason I'm even doing this update. So, one more update before the exciting events of this weekend begin. This year, I was super lazy about organizing what kind of gaming gear people would be bringing. I'll just ...

So yeah, the 3rd Midwest NARP is next week! I have just about nothing planned, but I think it's all going to work out. Here's the list of people that are attending this year: A
BUNCH
OF
FUCKING
PEOPLE Seriously, I haven't kept up on ...

The first time he puked he didn't make it outside. Just six weeks until the 3rd Dtoid Midwest NARP(June 22nd-24th)! If you haven't made plans to attend yet, you had better get on that because the time between now and then will fly by! ...

Something something something, racism. Also, cocks. Hey hey hey! The 3rd Midwest NARP is just two months away! It's time for me to kick the planning into overdrive and get things rolling. I'm still planning on lazer tag, but I want t...

Quick little pre-PAX update here. Who's going?! I kind of dropped the ball this year with getting a list of Midwesterners ready, but post in the comments and maybe we can all get together for a drink or something! I'll (Jon Bloodspray/...

Like the movie that inspired this, the NARP will end with a flying train. I won't even bother you guys with how bad of a regional manager and piece of shit procrastinator I am and just get right to the details. This year, the 3rd annual...

This shirt is going to sell like fucking mad So yeah, MAGFest X is just days away now. I'm super excited this year, as there's an entire Dtoid Midwest caravan making it's way from the forgotten lands, through the mountains of madness, an...

Even though I've been busy planning my trip to The Moon, I knew it was high time for a Dtoid Midwest update. Let's kick this off with an interview with Dtoider M47R1X, who hails from Oklahoma City, OK Let’s start this off with a really...

Been a slow couple of months here in the Forgotten Zones, but I figured now that the PAX Prime afterglow has faded I should do an update. As a matter of personal pride, I'd like to share this: Source That image shows the cities in the U....

Pic somewhat unrelated, but this festival happens in Michigan every year, and I've been listening to a lot of Deadmau5 So did you know that the Dtoid Midwest group is continuing to grow? If not, you should now because the previous sent...

Well, this summers Midwest NARP has come and gone, and my goodness was it a success. I can't even believe the amount of fun we had over the time we spent together. I traveled 400 miles... LET'S WATCH THE INTERNET! So yeah, everyone sh...

So today I started preparing my house for the mass org... I mean super happy fun time that will be this years Midwest NARP. There's just over a week left until people start showing up, so if you need directions or my phone number (...lad...

Small update today, but kind of important. Sorry I've been behind, but on my last trip to Mexico customs found the product duct taped in my armpits and I had to spend some time in a shamanistic retreat laying low. My flight back was fuck...

Watch this first. If that video decides to be a cunt, follow this link to the video. Ok! Let's start this thing off with the new confirmed list: ZombiePlatypus
DanlHaas
IcarusKills
NihonTiger90
HerosPlayDumb
Jon Bloodspray
Gatsby
Rucku...

"Oh PAX" PAX East was an absolute blast this year! Our little Midwest group was there for all the fun, as were so many other Dtoiders! Thursday night may as well have been called HUGTOID, as so much love was going around. There was st...

PAX East is so close! Which of you sexy Midwesterners out there plan on attending? I know that Jon Bloodspray, Danl Haas, ZombiePlatypus, Ruckus, and honorary MW’er IcarusKills are attending. Are you? Lets us know in the comments! Las...

Last year, a thing happened. It was risky, it was a long shot, and people said it could never happen. But it did. And it was magnificent. This year, we aim to make it bigger, better, sexier, and even more fun. We had a lot of exposure...

If I don't see this again, I'll be so very upset So MAGFest 9 is coming up very soon! I know a good number of Dtoiders are attending, and I felt it would be prudent to let you know that a number of us from Dtoid Midwest will be there! D...

After months of planning and excitement, the 2010 DTOID MIDWEST CEDAR POINT NARP came together and exploded in a supernova of pure awesome and sexy. We had games, booze and most importantly, fucking sexy Dtoiders. Friday started at ab...

In less than 24 hours we will be partying so hard it won't even be fucking funny. Like this, but sexier. I'm not going to say much, I'm just far to excite. I'm just going to go over some things that you may or may not know. You're m...

FUCK YES. In only 9 days the Dtoid Midwest Cedar Point NARP will be a THING. This will probably be the last “listy” update before the event, but I will do one more by Wednesday with any final information. So the time is rapidly drawing n...

Honestly, our clothes will be off well before we get to the park With the 2010 DTOID MIDWEST CEDAR POINT NARP coming up in 30 odd days, I figured it would be time for some additional details. I'll go ahead and start with the updated lis...

I just sat here and stared at the screen for a good ten minutes trying to think of some humorous way to begin this, then I realized it's far too hot, and I am sober. These are things that should not be. That being the case, I will proceed...

Hey, fellow midwesterners, Danl here. Just thought I'd give you an update with what us Dtoiders are planning for the rest of Flavor Country. As you may remember, we're planning on having the very first official Dtoid Midwest NARP the fabu...

The online sales that were mentioned in the last post are up on the Cedar Point site now, but they can only be used the first two weeks that the park is open. Also in that link is a $54 dollar ticket that is good for one day at Cedar Point...

From the desk of Jon Bloodspray: Hello DTOID MIDWEST! We begin anew on the quest to gather those lonely souls among us that have been burdened with the challenge of living in the middle of this great land. This time we may, nay, we...

About DtoidMidwestone of us since 1:15 AM on 04.10.2010

DtoidMidwest is your #1 resource for NARP planning and general merrymaking in the Great Plains. What constitutes the Midwest, you ask? Well, for our purposes, we're including Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, the Dakotas, Iowa, Indiana, Ohio, Kansas, Missouri, and Oklahoma. We cast a pretty big net, I know. There's probably more to it than that, but we've never met anyone from anywhere else, so they might as well not exist.
Anyway, if you live near a corn field and want to meet some other Dtoiders, add DtoidMidwest to your friends list, join the Google group, check out our main Forum thread, and start talking to your fellow midwesterners! Rumor has it that we're actually the sexiest regional group, but don't tell DtoidSF. They get jealous.