8) Your opinion on Martin O'Neill now he is approaching his 4th season in charge?

Three seasons, European football delivered in two, can't really argue with that, well you can but you get the point. It is also great to have a manager who wears specs in the hot seat.

9) Your opinion on Randy Lerner and his board?

The man is a true gentleman, he took over a farce and turned it into something respectable again. As for his board the General is an American legend in the field of human combat, I heard he killed 78 vietcong with his belt buckle when he ran out of ammo during an ambush in the vietnam war, enough said.

10) Favourite current player?

Get your tits out for him, John Carew.

11) Favourite former player/s?

Earl Barrett, next.

12) Gareth Barry,what do you think of his departure?

Can`t blame him for taking that kind of dosh,good luck to him.

13) Right, lets lower the tone... which celebrity would you most like to bang?!