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Well, worry no more. Page Six has crunched the numbers for the cast of “Jersey Shore,” breaking down how much it would cost for an appearance from this fist-pumping bunch. Not surprisingly, Nicole “Snooki” Pollizzi and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino are the top earners, at a cool $15,000 for a typical club or event appearance.

Next up are Jenni “JWoww” Farley, Paul “Pauly D” DelVecchio and Vinny Guadagnino, who tend to rake in about $12,000 per appearance.

Coming in distant third are Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, Ronnie Magro, and newbie Deena Nicole Cortese. “Sweetheart” and Ronnie bring in about $8,000, while Deena claims just a meager $5,000.