Thursday, September 21, 2006

You've probably seen those other guys' bullshit power rankings, but that's just what they are. Bull. Shit. So, Seattle's better than Tampa? Way to go out on a limb there, asshole. So I set out on a quest to find a true barometer of sweetness, uninhibited by speculation or personal bias and came up with my own motherfucking Power Rankings. BY-AHHHH!!

Beef

Chicken

The Chad Johnson Hit

Any album where the name of the band/artist is composed entirely of letters

Any album where the name of the band/artist is composed entirely of letters

Besides MC5, L7, 2 Live Crew, the Jackson 5, Size 14 (can't get more obscure than that) and the period when Prince went by that stupid symbol, what bands/artists are you excluding here? Aren't most band names (e.g., Rolling Stones, Replacements, Black Crowes, Marah) composed entirely of letters?