John Stamos Kicks that Bitch
Rebecca-Romijn to the Curb

Billie Green - 04/13/04

John Stamos Rebecca Romijn-Stamos Separate

LOS ANGELES - Married life is over for "Full House" actor John Stamos
and "X-Men" actress Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, the former Victoria's Secret
model. The couple has separated after five years of marriage, publicist
Lewis Kay said Monday.

"The split is amicable and they have
asked that the media please respect their privacy regarding this
situation during this difficult time," Kay said.

The spokesman said the couple had no further comment.

Stamos,
40, and Romijn, 31, met in 1994 at a Victoria's Secret fashion show and
began dating two months later. They married in September 1998.

The
actress appeared in "X-Men," "X2: X-Men United," "Femme Fatale" and
"Rollerball" and she appears in the upcoming films "The Punisher" and
"Godsend."

Stamos, best-known for his role as Jesse in "Full
House" from 1987 to 1995, played John Sears in last year's cable TV
movie "The Reagans." In recent years, he's played on the Broadway stage.

Looks like the gravy train is over for poor old Rebecca Romijn. You had it all bitch, you were married to
John Stamos, a legendary Greek god. Then you had to go and do something to
displease him, so now your ass is out the door. Does that bitch really think there is a life after John Stamos? Hell, no there is not. Just look at
what happened to his fake wife from Full House, Lori Loughlin. Do you
remember anything she did after that show? No you don't, because she was so
distraught when she found out that she was not really married to Uncle Jesse
that she had a nervous breakdown and never recovered her sanity. Her last
acting job was as the victim in a German snuff film. If you look hard
enough, you can find that video on the internet.

Then there is the case of Dave Coulier, the "man" that
played Uncle Joey on the show. When Full House went off the air, Dave was
distraught to learn that John was only pretending to be friends with him
because he was getting paid to. Stamos severed all contact with Coulier as
soon as Full House went off the air. Dave fell deeper and deeper into
depression each time Stamos wouldn't return his phone calls. No one in
Hollywood was willing to hire someone Stamos cut from inner circle, so
Coulier soon ran out of money. These days you can find him living as a
homeless man in inner city Los Angeles, giving blowjobs to business men for
quarters or letting him do his stupid cartoon voices in front of them.

Now some miserable fate awaits Rebecca. I hear the reason for the divorce
was because John wanted to have children and Rebecca did not. What the fuck is up with
her? Why would she refuse John Stamos' semen? Dumb ass. Well, John Stamos has
to do whatever he must to ensure he have a male heir to continue the House
of Stamos. If that means divorceing a wife he only married out of pity to
being with, well so be it. He will soon find a new female eager to breed
with him.

John
married
supermodel
Rebecca Romjin in
1998. The Stamos' are widely known as one of Hollywood's most sexually
liberal couples. They often throw
nude
parties at their
California home.

Not only did she get to see John Stamos naked at any point during the
day, but also at high class Hollywood naked parties the couple hosts. What a
dumb bitch she has to be to displease Stamos. Her life is over. She may be
able to find a new boyfriend, but that will only be because since she had
sex with John Stamos, having sex with her will be one step away from
ACTUALLY HAVING SEX WITH JOHN STAMOS. Other than that, she will be outcast as
the wench John threw away like yesterday's garbage. Because now she is
garbage. And not even fresh garbage from just this day, but slightly older
garbage. She won't be able to ride John's coattails anymore, like she did
when he helped her get into the record business by producing her track on
A Tribute to Prince: Party O' the Times.

John Stamos on the other hand will have no trouble bouncing back. He used
to be married to a hot woman on TV and real life, and he will do it again,
this time with millions of potential wives to give birth to his heirs to the
throne of cool.

Have mercy.

Rebecca Romijn admires John's manly new beard while he enjoys as having her hand
down his pants.

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