McDonalds serves up a Happy Bag pot burger to 8 year old

Ottawa, Illinois - (Ass Mess): McDonalds has market tested its wholesome organically-grown new pot bruger Happy Meals on an eight year old who received a lighter, a pipe, and bag of weed in her lunch bag according to Ottawa Police Chief Brian Zeilmann.

The little girl's father Keith Irelan and his other two children got their regular orders as they went through a McDonald's drive-thru on Monday to order Happy Meals.

"To be honest, I was surprised little Maisie got the weed because she's kinda anti-smoikin' and what have ya, what with all the stuff kids are taught at school these days.

"The first we knew about it was when she told her Ma that there was a cute litte lighter in her Happy Meal.

"I had a look at it and thought 'some new promo the company's tryin out localwise'.

"But when she then said 'Daddy see the other cute little toys I got with the lighter', I kinda got suspicious and found the pipe and bag of weed.

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