Friday, March 18, 2011

Totally lovable (but totally slutty) King Schlong is a heartbreaker on so many levels, certain Hollywood women are now discovering. Not only has King stepped out on his current super-hot GF (many times), turns out he's also been rather adept at stepping out on the whole female race!Here's what went down just this week:Schlong's never been any good at keeping that extremely popular salami of his zipped up, this is a well-known, barely kept Hollywood secret. No surprise there.But what was a shocker for one of King's avid, young and lusting female fans was the following:Gorgeous Hollywood insider babe was talking to veteran Hollywood producer gal. "I just love King," she breathlessly confessed to the older woman, "and he's all man. That's what I love about him the most. Such a stud.""Uh, honey," replied the more seasoned broad, who has worked with King in the past on one of his many A-list projects, "he's not exactly the man you think he is.""What...what do you mean?" asked the younger T-town gal, who feared the worst (she considered), and pretty much got it."A few years ago, I walked in on King and [fellow A-list movie heartthrob], and they were just going at it in bed. So, look, he may be all man, but he doesn't mind sharing it with another man, get it?""No!" screamed the frightened woman, as if a man who sleeps with other men in Tinseltown is some kind of anomaly, far from it! "He's not...not gay, is he?""No, he's not gay gay," answered the producer-type, who was almost pitifully laughing at her dejected colleague. "But he sleeps with guys when he feels like it. Just don't think he's felt like in a while!"The broken King fan was feeling a little better after hearing this news but, we gotta say we just don't get this hypocritical BS.Why is it when women like Angelina Jolie say they've slept with other women, men think it's hot as hell, but when women hear it about men who have done the same with their own sex, they get all grossed out?Totally sexist. Aren't women supposed to be the more evolved sex, anyway?It Ain't: Chris O'Donnell, Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey

See Labels for previous King Schlong Blind Item, including list of Ted's eliminations.
Top Suspect: Leo DiCaprio

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Women are smarter than men. Point blank. A dude will get down with anything. Trust me. I see them pregnant at work every frigid day. Same sex having sex is only sexy if all partners are true to themselves and any past, present or future lovers.

@Caz, totally agree now too. It's possible, more than ever, that King Schlong is concocted by Ted for hits. Why use a weightless "conversation"? Because there's nothing else to base on. Why use gay drama? Because Ted wanks off on these guys.

It's dubious, I agree, but if it is all legit, I can now board the Leo train. The one thing that was holding me back from thinking KS was him was that I'd heard he bats for the other team, so if he's at least swinging both ways I reckon he could be the mighty King Schlong. And let's face it, most other clues point to him, taking into account the massive process of elimination we've done and the fact Ted won't answer any BBs asking if KS is Leo.

The other A-list actor could be anyone, Colin Farrell, Jamie Foxx etc etc, but I'm taking a guess it's Brad Pitt because of the Angelina reference and because he's rumoured to be bisexual - Ted hints at his past dalliances in the Blind Vice Superstars gallery.

But, would you guys describe Leo as "All Man".... I think he won't not him b/c hes the popular guess, Ted prob. wont AIA Cloony either, even though i could easily see him as Shlong. Wasn't there a BI recently about georgie getting it on with guys in his Italian Villa?? Plus his gf was just caught "going down" on someone hmmmm. IDK Ted totally pisses me off!This Blind sucked! and sounded like the pr girl wrote it, not Ted!

In answer to Ted's question, if he reads this. To be blunt, and I apologize if anyone is offended by this. I think in general it is the anus factor. I think in general people are grossed out with anything to do with the butt area ... possibly poop in the area, cross-contamination, that sort of thing. Male or female, it isn't a sexist thing against men I don't think. More of a hygiene sort of thing.

To answer Ted's question, I also think it has alot to do with evolutionary psychology. Straight men are turned on by visuals of women - one woman, two, 10, it doesn't matter. They're programmed to spread their seed everywhere.

Women are programmed to want one man, and they want that man to be devoted to them. They need that man to take care of them and their offspring.

And if you've experienced the way a straight man sexually desires a woman, it's shocking to think he could also desire a man.

It takes away the image that he could be a good provider for her. If a "straight man" desires men too, then there is a chance he will leave because he does not find her desirable. No woman wants to worry that her man will prefer men over her. That's why I believe most women don't want anything to do with dating men who could be gay. And why women don't want to imagine their matinee idols as having gay tendencies.

"That's why I believe most women don't want anything to do with dating men who could be gay"

But most women don't have a clue. The majority of gay/bi guys are just like your average hetero guy - the myth perpetuated by the media that all gay guys are camp queens is ridiculous ... so many gay guys look at them with as much disdain as hetero guys! Most of my gay friends are no different to my straight friends -well, apart from the fact they like penises! Just go on Craigslist 'Men for Men' & every 2nd post is "Masculine married for Bi/Straight/Married - discretion imperative" ... One of my gay friends in NYC only hooks up with married/straight men & he's never short of guys contacting him - helps that he's masculine & very good looking. Anyway, there's millions of women throughout the world who have no idea what their partner is getting up to. There was a recent study done which claimed that 1 in every 4 'straight' guys are closeted Bi/Bi-Curious ... That's why I don't find all the Bi/Gay closet cases in Hollywood all that surprising & the fact that I've been in LA long enough to know about the numerous industry whispers ... Anyway, I went completely off on a tangent -sorry! But I guess my main point is that sexuality isn't as black & white as 'gay/straight/bi' ... it's a pretty wide spectrum, there's lots of guys out there who like hooking up with other guys but would never contemplate being in a relationship with a guy - they solely want to be with women. I guess it's pretty complicated stuff once you start delving into the minds of individuals.

Could gorgeous Hollywood insider be Ms. taryn Ryder herself? It just seems like a first person account and is told in a lot of detail. Some have said that is doesn't sound like ted's writing so maybe taryn wrote it because it actually happened to her.

While this definitely seems to fit Leo, I still can't get past the part about KS attending the Oscars since there is no indication that Leo was there. I can't think of who else it could be though.

BTW, there are women who think two guys together is hot, that's pretty much what created the entire slash fiction writing community, there's an entire subset of Japanese manga dealing with that theme called yaoi, and is a big reason for the popularity of the show Torchwood.

alrighty everyone, for your consideration...Aaron Eckhart!he is 43 so age is right and everything else fits as far as broken engagement (dated and got engaged to super model Molly Simms then broke it off) and no kids eternal bachelor thing. He is hot in that I am the shizzz kind of way and I know he has not been nominated for an Oscar, but was for a golden globe for thank you for not smoking,he has done TV (no voice overs)has appeared on stage and is manly and rugged looking (IMHO)What do you guys think???

Aaron Eckhart isn't an A-lister though. This guy is A-lister, I still say it's Leo and I'm not sold on that second BV. It sounds like someone with a score to settle. And also Ted thinks everyone in Hollywood is bi or gay, so of course he's all for it.

Jasmine, KS is single, not married. Ted describes him as the eternal bachelor. Those people you mentioned are married. Also Justin has already been ruled out and Jake Gylenhal doesn't have a hot girlfriend, he's single... and this guy is supposed to be really hot and Mark Ruffalo doesn't fit that for me at all. Mark Ruffalo is married too btw.

The Angelina Jolie mention could also point to the fact that Leo was one of the top suspects for the Pete Poked/Trent Spent blind. Brad Pitt is obviously the top suspect for TS. It might be a stretch, but it's a thought.

AndreaE - You make some very good points. What I meant in my post is that if a woman knows or suspects a man is gay, she's not likely to want to date him seriously (I'm not including bearding relationships in that though).

For example, you mentioned that some men dally with other men, but will only seriously date women (which is true). What I meant was, if most women knew that their man was dallying with men, they would not want to date him seriously (that's what I think anyway - doesn't mean I'm right! :)

On what planet is Aaron E NOT A list??? Yes he hasnt won an award, but he gets really good roles, is a fantastic actor and well respected, he commands a room and has woman falling all over him. I mean besides the Leo guess, I think he fits the blind the best given the clues. I think everyone is looking too hard for an obvious answer and given Ted has notted every big name (except Leo of course) I think we need to find a less obvious answer. I think Aaron flies just enough under the radar but is still A-list (enough) to be considered for KS

Also I have noticed after re-reading blinds that have pretty much been revealed, that when Ted describes a person he is a little generous when it comes to things like how hot they are or their star quality... unless he cant stand them like Nicole Kidman.

On what planet is Aaron E NOT A list??? Yes he hasnt won an award, but he gets really good roles, is a fantastic actor and well respected, he commands a room and has woman falling all over him. I mean besides the Leo guess, I think he fits the blind the best given the clues. I think everyone is looking too hard for an obvious answer and given Ted has notted every big name (except Leo of course) I think we need to find a less obvious answer. I think Aaron flies just enough under the radar but is still A-list (enough) to be considered for KS

Also I have noticed after re-reading blinds that have pretty much been revealed, that when Ted describes a person he is a little generous when it comes to things like how hot they are or their star quality... unless he cant stand them like Nicole Kidman.

^Kristen, I like your thinking! Ted said this would have the best BV guessers scratching there heads, so I think while Leo totally fits, it may be someone we are missing.

I had a major idea on the LA party girl... Remember Tiger Woods Mistress Rachel Uchitel(think thats her name)! She is famous just for sex like ted said, she absolutely used to live in NYC, where SuperDC (John) and Cresent (Chace) live, and lives in LA now, she moved out there after Celeb. Rehab.(for sex addiction) I think it could be her. It may not be super important but if we can link her to certain stars it may give us a better clue! Plus remember the Eric Dane sex tape that was surrounding her!

Kristin, but who's the super hot girlfriend that he's paraded all around the world? as far as I know Aaron is single right now, so I still don't see it. I would say it's a good guess, if Ted didn't keep mentioning the hot girlfriend and him being an A-lister. He's a great actor, but I wouldn't call him A-lister. I could be wrong though, just my two cents.

What about Adrien Brody?? Hes A list, has a body like Jered Leto, and was at the Oscars!

Does he already have a BV?? Plus hes not married, and has flowing hair... a bit greasy i know! Plus he would be considdered good looking in that "I know im the sh*t" kinda way. WAS IN KING KONG!!! Hes topping my list!!!

OMG ITS SOOO HAS TO BE ADRIEN BRODY!!! Sorry for double posting but hes most recently linked with January Jones, the rest are model esque. Plus as i said above King Kong obv. rhymes with Schlong, and schlong could also mean large nose!

Hi Jasmine, Ted said KS's hair color is debatable. Adrien has brown hair, the one with debatable hair color is Leo b/c it ranges from blonde to brown sometimes. Also remember Ted said he loves the leggy ladies. Elsa Pataky his long time gf, was a petite woman. And he hasn't flaunted January Jones all over the world. I'm just keeping all the hints that Ted has given us in mind. Adrien is definitely A-lister but he still doesn't fit. Who's the hot girlfriend? He hasn't dated anyone seriously since Elsa Pataky. Also I remember Ted saying his hot girlfriend matches KS's hotness. Read below: that doesn't sound like Adrien to me:/

So, it only makes sense he found an equally yummy counterpart whom he has flaunted all over the world.

I found this post interesting (from one of the BB): "Dear Ted:Could King Schlong be Bradley Cooper?—Shores

Dear Searching for Schlong:Schlong is obviously too much for everyone to handle since all these guesses are so wrong it burns his well-proportioned business. He's bigger than Brad."

It's the mention that he's bigger than Brad that caught my attention. How many male celebrities are bigger than Brad Pitt?? Not many, and the ones I would guess have all been "notted." While I don't think Leo has the most rabid fan-base, he does seem like the best choice at this point. I don't see Aaron Eckhart being bigger than Leo or Brad, since you can't (usually) have a conversation with just Aaron's first name and have people know what you're talking about. I remember talking to one of my friends about him a few weeks ago, and she still couldn't remember him after his full name and his biggest movies.

I would definitely scratch my head if Adrien Brody was King Schlong. Leo I could see (unless he means we'd be surprised because his flaccid penis is so small in "Total Eclipse"). I even wouldn't be surprised about Leo having sex with men because I've heard those rumors before. So far, there is nothing about this blind being Leo that would surprise me.

Therefore, although it fits Leo beautifully, I don't think it's him. I think Aaron Eckhart is a great guess (though I'm pretty certain it's wrong). Is there anyone Aaron Eckhart-like but with a modelesque girlfriend?

Im still sticking with Adrien Brody! His hair being debatable could mean he should be going grey, or he needs to start washing it lolz!! But Everything else imo fits, his gf Sky was a very famous model/international dj.

I would def., as ted says, "scratch my head and say wtf" to him, b/c hes not my idea of cute, but i suppose in the"i am the sh*t" way he is.

Biggest thing for me is that he WAS at the oscars!

Leo is sooo obv. it cant be him! I emailed Ted and directly asked him if it was Adrien, so hopefully if it isn't he will not him! Actually i emailed him twice so i hope he answers the 2nd que!

Jasmine, who is Adrien Brody dating at the moment? Ted says this hot gf and KS, have been traveling around the world with his A-lister friends. It's a good guess, but he broke up with Sky a while ago, looks like this was back in 2003. And I can't find who he's currently with, nothing comes up on google.

KS is dating someone currently, he is not single. So it has to be someone who is in a relationship. this is from the original BV. Notice how Ted says while his "girlfriend's away" this implies someone who's in a relationship at the moment..see below

So, it only makes sense he found an equally yummy counterpart whom he has flaunted all over the world.

It seems like Adrien Brody and Aaron Eckhart were discussed and eliminated in the record-breaking discussion following the first KS blind. The two, along with other awesome suggestions like Jeremy Renner and Ryan Gosling, were all discounted due to the fact that they don't appear to have CURRENT girlfriends. If the girlfriend isn't someone we can think of, odds are she isn't being "flaunted" around the world.

Leo may be obvious, but even Ted has said, in the past, that sometimes the obvious answer is the correct one.

I forgot to add to my previous post that KS's identity may not be what causes long-time BV-guessers to scratch their heads. If Leo is KS, that means that Ted is now bending his own rules due to the fact that Leo's previous blind has never been revealed. The mere possibility that Ted may not be following his own rules (e.g. Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson) has definitely been a "wtf," moment for many of us because it's a total game changer.

I just sent him an email asking if this is Chris Pine?. He fits the age, looks and is reportedly dating the actress from "V". Other than that, this has got to be Leo. It's not Paul walker ( I can't see him being upset the academy overlooked him ). The same for Chris Evans. Josh Lucas is too old for Schlong and Sam worthington is Australian. Those are all the blondes that are single with no kids in Hollywood that fit that age bracket. If he nots Chris Pine, then it has to be Leo. IMO.

He was also seen dating Jasmine Waltz. the same girl that blabbed about sleeping with David Arquette at the end of last year. She was in the tabloids and she owns her sluttiness. I don't think she is a publicist though.

@Dollie... Would you say that Chris Pine is more critically respected than Ryan Reynolds? Would you say that Chris Pine is "bigger than Brad[ley Cooper]?"

I'm not sure that Chris Pine, while it is true that he is a rising star and he certainly rocks, is a bigger star or is more respected than the aforementioned guys. Thus, I can't see Pine being the (even) more critically respected Schlong; girlfriend, Oscars attendance, Jasmine Waltz, etc. aside.

I think Chris Pine is more critically acclaimed than bradley Cooper. Cooper's movies are the Hangover, Case 39, He's just not that in to you. I don't think those are considered very critically acclaimed, though they were good movies. So, that is my guess right now. If he nots him than i give up and stop guessing and say this is Leo. Even though several of his clues have eliminated Leo on this one. IDK..lol.

No one but Leo fits more the description. Especially when speaking about critically acclaimed movies, but snubbed by Oscar.

Would like to point out again, that Hollywood men, as well as women, view sexuality quite differently then us, regular folks. MANY, MANY straight men have sex with other men for carreer/role purposes, or simple attraction. You have no idea how many A-list «Macho-hetero» men have slept around with other men. That is what I perceive when saying that we are hypocrits, for thinking it is ok for women to sleep with other women, but not men to sleep with other men, even when considered heterosexuals.

That being said, there is another matter that weighs in the balance. Sex partners under the influence: when high (coke or whatever), a party turns sexual, with whatever partner at hand. A lot of so-called straight men have sex with men when high. Whether hidden desires fly to the surface, or simply following a need for sex with whomever available, when you're high, your choices are not the same as when you are sober. A fact, that we tend to forget. Also, another fact, coke is quite used in a «blazé» manner in H-Town: no party, is a good party, without a silver platter of «Party Favours» being passed around.

Still think Leo is king schlong, having slept with men, only confirms his climb to the top, when back then, he was still fighting his way there.

Ugh, the BBs today totally point to Leo, I agree! I would never call Adrien Brody "dreamy" :-) It sooo bothers me that the skanky Jasmine Waltz has the same first name as me, for the record im in my 30s and was not named after a disney movie! Also,to anyone guessing Chris Evans, I know him, ive been to his place in Boston and hes def. not imo, KS. I think hes gay, i have no proof of that but from my interactions w/ him it points in that direction. The problem i have with KS, is that his Blind is kinda dull, Teds trying to make him into a BV superstar but hes not very exciting imo.

This is a BB from November of 2010. To me this kind of eliminates Leo now. ted said King has been a co star in a vice before?.

Dear Ted:I am obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio and Johnny Depp. They are amazing actors and extremely gorgeous. Do they have any skeletons in their closets or subjects of a Blind Vice?—Ash

Dear A-List Skeletors:Those two are also at the top of our randy radar—too bad we can't say they're as Vicey as the rest. Leo's a fine man. I doubt he would get into any real shady business. And Johnny? Well, he's as fun-shady as they come, but there's no hiding that!

Completely agree, sistah!! In fact, I posted the following comment on 3/19 in the thread for the first KS blind:

"If I remember correctly, one of the clues is that KS did have a previous BV, although he played a small role. I believe it was one of the first clues that Ted tossed out. If I'm right, then that's one of the clues that Leo fit."

In the case of KS, having a previous blind qualifies Leo (or whoever) for this blind instead of ruling him out.

Jesus, Joseph and Mary. Why is Ted always a day late and a dollar short with his blind items? Ted is older than I am, but I've heard rumors about Leo being bisexual since the mid-90s. That doesn't negate Leo being "a fine man" as Ted called him, but then again, look who it's coming from. Leo's been known to step out on his girlfriends in the past and in most people's books "fine men" don't cheat and have no conscience about it. And if you're looking for Leo's A-list tryst Johnny Depp wouldn't be a stretch. Or do people really think he and River Phoenix were merely platonic friends? LMAO. Yeah, right. Sure. Whatever.

One other Ted knock - Why does he have to drag Angelina Jolie into every blind item about gay people? So she slept with a woman, big whoop. The diff here is that she admitted it and isn't hiding in the closet. Being open about your sexuality a different world for men than women, but it's one of the few times women have the upper hand. Ted needs to get over his obsessive hatred for Jolie. It colors damned near everything he writes about. No matter how much he rags on her - Brad Pitt is NOT going to leave her and turn gay for Ted. Sorry, Ted, it's just not going to happen, dude. He's been lusting after Pitt for over 20 years. It's time to get over it already Pitt. Pitt has Ted banned from just about every event he's a part of. You'd think Ted would realize that he's creeping Pitt out with the whole 20 years of stalking thing.

Jenna said...AND just read that one of the only two female producers of 'The Departed', Kristin Hahn, was a bridesmaid at Brad and Jen's wedding.

It struck me as odd that a producer would be comfortable walking into an A-list actor's bedroom...but this would make a bit more sense.

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Sorry, I have to correct you here - Kristin Hahn DID NOT have a producing credit on The Departed and neither did Pitt or Aniston. If you got the info from the IMDB it's wrong - but no shock there because they frequently have the wrong info.

Pitt and his former partner at Plan B, Brad Grey, who's now the president of Paramount, are the ones who bought the rights to the movie and when Martin Scorsese signed on to direct the movie he brought in producer Graham King - and Pitt and Grey stepped aside. That's why neither of them were nominiated for an Oscar as producers and Graham King was the sole recipient of the Oscar when The Departed won Best Picture.

For the record, Hahn was an employee of Plan B when Pitt and Grey bought the rights but by the time The Departed went into production 2005 she had been fired from Plan B by Pitt for breaking her confidentiality agreement. Aniston was ticked because she said she gave Hahn permission to speak to Vanity Fair. The only problem ws - Aniston herself was no longer an official partner in Plan B and Pitt was the sole owner of the company as stipulated in their new production agreement with Paramount.

In other words - Pitt wasn't a producer for The Departed beyond the purchase, hiring William Monahan to write the script and asking Scorsese to direct. He had really didn't have much to do with the project after it was turned over to Scorsese and King. And Hahn didn't even do that much on project. She got producing credits on some of Plan B's early movies strictly because she and Aniston are friends.

Also, Leo did not have a standard upbringing. I think his family was part of the same sect/community than River Phoenex and co. The community was very open about sex, introducing a very young Leo and River to the practices. Think I read this a few years ago in Vanity Fair, or something. Will try to look it up again. His outlook on sexuality and standards is quite different than your average North American more sexually reserved upbringing. Bisexuality in this case is nothing to lose sleep over.

In the BB today, Ted said that Sean Penn was a good guess for KS. Does that mean it's correct? Or does that mean it's Ryan Reynolds? Maybe he's pissy about being overlooked for an Oscar for "Buried" (and I don't mean that in a bitchy way-- I actually thought that movie was really good). When was the last time Ted said RR doesn't have a BV?

I agree with the top guess for Leo, but I had a thought. What about Jonathan Rhys Meyers? He has played "The King" in several different roles starting with Elvis Presley in the CBS mini-series Elvis (2005) (TV) and later portraying "King Henry VIII" in the Showtime program "The Tudors" (2007). He also was very skinny for things like Velvet Goldmine and bulked up recently, he also has won a Golden Globe. What do you think? I beleive he is a popular guess for something else but just thought I would put it out there.

Paicho, it's a good guess, except for the critically acclaimed and snubbed by the academy. Between Jonathan and Leo, this fits Leo a lot more. Especially on the player part.

That being said, in support of your Jonathan guess (being contradictory here, sorry), he did have a flaming red-hot relationship with John Travolta while filming From Paris with Love (shitty movie). You simply need to see some of their interviews together while promoting the movie: Jonathan was so flirty with John.

hey, all. love the site but have never written before. why has no one mentioned the post in a recent bb where someone asked if toothy tile is leo dicaprio and king shlong is jake gyllenhaal, and ted answers that leo isn't toothy tile? i thought ted was basically confirming the reverse answers to be correct...

I agree with you Cheryl, that is what I thought too... Why else would he put those two names together like that, I think that was a huge give away right there. At least for me, I'm convinced that it's Leo...but it's fun to play guessing game. I think JRM is a good guess too, but someone asked Ted whether KS would be a domestic or imported beer, he said Domestic. To me that implies KS is American.

I've not been here for a while and I'm stunned that people are still trying to figure it out who's KS. It's definitely Leo DiCaprio. And Paicho it can't be Jonathan Rhys Meyers, because Ted says that KS is an american and JRM is irish I think. Please read Ted BB there're countless and obvious clues that are pointing to LDC, I can't remember a single time where Ted have been so obvious with a blind vice, I guess he's surprised and amused that people are still trying to guess this one. So please people move on this one is solved.

LOL! Completely agree with @Bubelle too! And with @sistah re: Ted's answer to the Leo/Jake G. guess being one of his typical non-answers. It seems that, again, the obvious answer is the also the correct one. LEO FTW!!! : )

In regards to the JRM guess, I think he's become well known for his role on the Tudors and Ted has indicated (more than once) that KS is not a television actor. While JRM has also been in numerous movies, I think the fact that he's also on the small screen eliminates him.

Dear On the Prowl:Best guess of the batch, babe! They are equally as dreamy, no doubt. King is more respected, critically.

Dear Ted:I have two guesses for King Schlong. One is Sean Penn, because something about the name sounds right, and the other is Ryan Gosling because, oh my, can't

finish this letter at work. —Kiki

Dear Blind Sided:Penn is quite a good guess.

Dear Ted:I can't seem to shake the feeling that King Schlong is Brad Pitt. Am I at least in the right age group? —Kate

Dear Generation Gap:Hardly that much difference in age between Schlong and Brad, but higher or lower, 10 years or so. They both definitely make the same age group hot and heavy

for them, though.

Dear Ted:I love, love all the Blind Vices. Earlier you had said that King Schlong has not done any voice-over work. I just want you to clarify this because I am so

sick of the lame guesses that are going on.—mickeynorm

Dear Voice of a God:Schlong has one sexy voice, but no, he has not been a voice-over for a cartoon of sorts, if that is what you are all bitchin' about.

Dear Ted:For all the gossip, I only trust you. Is King Schlong Channing Tatum?—ifyouseekamy143nDear Cool Down:This hot race to figure out Schlong is starting to take over some of your lives. Chill out, people! And no it's not Channing, and if I get that guess one

more time I'm going to boycott the King questions. I kid, I kid. I love this game as much as the rest of you. Plus, Schlong is too hot to boycott. Thanks for

The Sean Penn comment definately made me stop and think. Both Sean and Leo were born in California, have famous friends, and high profile relationships. Other than that...I've got nothing.

Ted does seem to point to Leo at every turn. The Brad Pitt clue states ~10 years younger (or older - which doesn't work with previous clues). Leo is 10 years younger.

The only thing that I don't get about this is...I think Leo lost his looks about 5 years ago. He's kind of doughhy and bland now, so I don't see him as hot anymore. Before, sure but think of how he looked in his last 2 films, Inception and Shutter Island. Great actor, not a hottie! What do others think?

I was standing by my Aaron Eckhartt guess until that BB where he said 10 years above or below Brad, and given the previous clue that KS is younger the George Clooney you have to go younger as stated above. Brad was born 1963 and Leo was born 1974, so close enough for meI am jumping on the Leo trainwoooohoooooo ALL ABOARD!

and also guys Sean Penn is older than George Clooney, so can't be him either. What really sealed the deal for me was when Ted said his hair color was debatable. Leo's hair color ranges from blond to medium brown at times...there's just too many clues that fit for me. I'm on the LD train too Kristin. I just can't think of anyone else who fits as closely as he does.

And Sean Penn was married and has kids. The only thing holding me back anymore was the voiceover work thing, and Ted made it clear today he was talking about cartoon voiceover work. Um ok, should have checked imdb on that before answering, Ted. About King Schlong rocking a stage, maybe he means presenting at the Oscars. I'm totally sold on Leo now. All the questions about Leo in the bitch backs were hints too I think. What's so funny is that Blurry Vice nailed it in the very first guess in the original post and we all spent time trying to disprove it. Ted must have found that funny if he read it.

My take on the Sean Penn answer: Sean Penn gave a lot of great performances in his career that were ignored by the academy and didn't get the recognition until he was older. My thought is that if we are comparing him to Leo, they kind of have a similar career trajectory, with Leo giving a lot of well respected performances that did not get the award season recognition. Just a thought..

Also....is Ryan Gosling still on the table for this?? I didn't consider Ted's answer to be notting him. He is the only person to me that is similar enough to Leo to be a serious contender for this. This blind is still giving me a headache though. ;)

I sent this in to Ted and it was in yesterday's BB. I sent this in at the same time i did asking him if King schlong was Chris Pine. he didn't answer that email.

Dear Ted:I was wondering if you could please straighten something out for me? In a previous Bitch-Back, you said that Leonardo DiCaprio wasn't as Vicey as the others and was a fine man. Does this mean he has never had a Vice or never costarred in someone else's?—Dollie

Dear Dirty Leo:Even a fine man can have his not-so-fine moments. Believe me. Whatever his role is in my Blind Vice archive, it's not one we would fully hate on.

So, IDK how to read his answer. I also sent him an email today specifically about Chris Pine. I just want him to not Pine and then this has to be Leo. There isn't anyone else out there at this point.

I took that response as saying that he is KS, meaning that even though he has a vice it isn't the worst one... i.e. having a big ego about his huge package and stepping out on his super model GF as opposed to ordering some hotel staff to round up boy toys and blow like some other vicey characters!

Dear Ted:The King Schlong Blind Vice has us stumped...just throwing a guess out there. Chris Pine?—julesc2010

Dear Stuck in Stumpedland:Nope, not Pine. I mean, don't you think the fact that he brags about his situation makes it a little suspicious? Schlong doesn't do interviews about what he's packing. He just knows. And that's enough for him and those lucky gals...and guys.

His new BV today referenced King Schlong (though it was not about him) when he questioned why oh why don't women consider it sexy when a man goes down on a man. So here is a possible answer for Ted (which I also posted in the E! comments):

The reason why girl-on-girl is seen differently to boy-on-boy is because, in the heads of girls and boys, they ARE different.

There was a study out a while ago using MRI imaging on men and women who identified as either homosexual or heterosexual (I don't believe bisexuals were considered).

They found that the brain (pleasure centre) of hetero women lit up at the sight of a sexually desirable man OR woman but that the brains of hetero men only lit up at the sight of a sexually desirable woman. (You can google to try and find the study...it was done about 5 years or so ago I believe.)

When I read this study it was not a surprise to me at all and maybe others were similarly unsurprised.

Generally, hetero women want relationships with hetero men and may not trust that a man (as opposed to a woman) who blows another of the same sex is hetero. Just a potential explanation.

Now my problem with Ted:

Ted has opined in the past about how "once a cheater, always a cheater" and how terrible it is, etc.

However, according to Ted, Leo is a "fine man" and his vice is not bad at all. Therefore, if KS is Leo then it's okay if he cheats on women..it's not that bad. Why? Because Ted finds him attractive and wants him?

first time posting, long time lurking. anyways, I asked the Pine question today..i didnt think King Schlong was him since he doesnt have a serious gf he's flaunted all over the world. But I wanted him notted just to be sure. This is totally Leo. that was my first guess and after all the clues, its still the top one.

@Kelly: agree. Tobey Maguire has been A-List due to the Spiderman-franchise, but I don't like him either. Wasn't he envy-gossiped to be a kind of dealer to Leo upgraded then to become his friend and then an actor..??)

Someone could ask Ted, if KS's boy-fling is considered an all-time A-List (like J.Depp) or a has-been A-List, like T.Maguire..

I doubt Maguire was a straight-up dope dealer and then became a friend to Leo and then actor. From his history growing up he was probably an actor/drug dealer and met Leo at auditions and became his friend/dealer all the while being an actor as well. Geez, how many people have I met who are actor/personal trainers, actor/CSRs, actor/models/whatever....and this in Toronto. I can imagine LA is much worse.

That being said Maguire strikes me as a sleazy opportunist. He was friends with Leo and Leo got him lots of acting roles. And you know he married his entitled and unfortunate looking wife SOLELY b/c she is the daughter of Mayer as in Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer. Ugh. He looks so gross and skeezy to me. What a user that guy is.

@I - What does the fact that you consider TM's wife to be "unfortunate looking" have to do with anything? Sorry that not everyone lives up to your personal standards of beauty. I find it refreshing to see someone in Hollywood that is proud of the face they were born with and hasn't succumbed to the pressure to have plastic surgery.

Dear J.T. = K.S.:Wrongo, babe. Nice try though, but the King wouldn't be caught blabbing about an ex-GF like Justin loves to do. Thanks for the kudos on ditching the cigs, babe! Still going strong, can you believe it?

Dear Ted:I think King Schlong is Bradley Cooper. With his size 14 shoe, I think he fits the bill!—cjc

Dear Ted:I think King Schlong is Bradley Cooper. With his size 14 shoe, I think he fits the bill!—cjc

Dear Ted:Let me ask another way: How charitable is King Schlong? Please send prayers our way for my 14 y.o. Keeshond rescue dog, Tasha. I adopted her 13 years ago, and she is in the doggy hospital right now for a serious kidney infection. Sniff.—Donna and Tasha

Dear Helping Hand:When you say charity, do you mean helping out a good cause or throwing a bone to some horny babe (or occasional boy) at a swanky Hollywood event? Cause the King does both. Best of luck to your pup and kisses to you, mama!

Does this confirm Blake as veronica beesting and Leo as King scholong>

Dear Ted:Life is getting in the way of living lately, and your blog is my daily distraction. I was wondering if we could play a round of my new game, Blind Vice Hookups, where your loyal readers try to pair two B.V. players together and give them a nickname. Fun, right? First question: Have Veronica Bee-Stings and King Schlong ever hooked up? And if so, would you call them King Bee or...?—AMM

Dear Moniker Mania:I'll bite, babe. Personally, just from names alone I would go with Schlong Sting, but when it comes to this twosome—who do know each other (it's Hollywood after all)—I wouldn't even bother giving them a cutesy joint name at all.

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