This was posted before on one of the earlier S_D incarnations, but it's worth a revisit. Because it's vintage crack. And the crack is so good, its that special one that tastes like the fruit punch you grew up on as a kid.

the title: Spidey Super Stories. The location: WHO CARES!?DOOM WITH A LIGHT SABER! 'NUFF SAID!

Wait, that may not be a light saber, based on Doom's smile. Context is for the weak.