Quantum tunneling is the ability of particles to move through energy barriers even though ostensibly impossible based on traditional laws of mechanical physics. This was not discovered by scientists until the 20th century.

Jesus proved this was possible in John 20:26, when he appeared before the Apostles in a closed room with completely shut doors.

I've actually seen several variety shows on TV featuring Jesus the Son of God performing similar stunts. It must have been Jesus because only God can do that. I watched carefully, and observed His rituals. Jesus said, "Ali Oop! Mumbo Jumbo!" Waving of a stick. "Now you don't see me!! Abra Kadabra!" Waves stick some more. "Now you do!!" Wow! Astonishing! Truly He is the Son of God!

Damnit, Andy!!! I spent the better part of my final college days purging the Schrodinger equation out of my head with massive consumption of alcohol. Specifically, of the fermented barley-hops variety through a long tube connected to a funnel.

Amazing, Assfly is desperately trying to reduce all of Jesus's miracles to natural phenomena, and is completely oblivious to the fact that if he actually succeeded, there would be no longer any 'proof' that Jesus was the son of God.

It took a while before I was convinced that this was even a real person, but now I know it's a real person who posts shit like this and then laughs his ass off at all of the people who take it seriously.

"Quantum tunneling is the ability of particles to move through energy barriers even though ostensibly impossible based on traditional laws of mechanical physics. This was not discovered by scientists until the 20th century.

Jesus proved this was possible in John 20:26, when he appeared before the Apostles in a closed room with completely shut doors."

So why doesn't the Bible explain this in the first place, with detailed diagrams, formulae & equations, hmmmmm?!

And no, 'because Scripture needed to be in an easily understandable form for most of the ignorant, illiterate peons out there' is not a credible (certainly justifiable) reason, Andy Schaftafly.

@Doubting Thomas

"Oh Andy, just stop it. You're looking more and more like the idiot you are when you try to use modern science to try to prove your ancient myths."

As David B says, we should indeed encourage him. So he can make himself look an even bigger twat than he already is.

The established right-wing Fundamentalist Christian clergy in the US will tear him a new one, when they get a load of his 'Conservative Bible', because as far as they're concerned, only the KJV already as is will do.

So... Jesus was a subatomic particle? ... The walls of ancient dwellings were made of energy? ... Are you sure he didn't just turn himself into wine and drip from the ceiling, then turn himself back again? Maybe he cloned himself from a single hair follicle then killed and ate the clone later. ("This is my body." ... Hmmmm!)

Or maybe, Andy, You would look more at home with a knotted scarf on your head, loudly proclaiming, "MY BRAIN HURTS!"