It’s Like A Christmas Story. But With Vaginas.

You know when you get a popsicle right out of the freezer and it’s so cold that it sticks to your lip and you panic for a second because it’s so stuck to your mouth that you’re afraid it’s going to rip the skin off?

Yeah.

You should probably keep that in mind when you watch this video on how-to-make-your-own-ice-dildo:

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CreepfaceZombie

I will so try this. Fun with ice.

10/08/2011

danebread

The trauma's not over yet, Jenny. Google "Alaskan Pipeline" in Urban Dictionary. I just read about this delightful practice (in the memoirs of a waiter at Thomas Keller's Per Se restaurant in NYC, of all places!) and haven't yet figured out what to do with my new knowledge, short of trepanning myself and pouring bleach directly over my brain. Much love and aloha...

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