I'm one of the lucky ones. Life on the whole has been and continues to be good to me. I get up every morning, happy. More often than not, with a smile on my face. I really do. But then some bastard goes and fucking ruins it. Well, here they are. Bastards, every last one of them.

Tuesday

That's a lovely ad isn't it? All nicely laid out to tell you about those fantastic offers and savings. And I like an offer me, so Last Week! Final Reductions! Well that's right up my street that is.

I mean look at some of those saving. 40 quid off a hard drive usually selling for the best part of a oner. That's like, a huge saving that is. Some would say, a right proper bargain. People like me for a start.

But before you do anything so rash as think that this is indeed a steal may I direct you to the small print.....

So, that's a fucking ten pound saving then. All legal and above board, but as dishonest as a geezer bloke selling 'perfume' from a box on Oxford St. And that is why YOU, PC WORLD, PISSED ME OFF YOU BASTARDS.