Show Notes

— Happy Birthday To Everybody: We have new guests Dan Perlman and Kevin Iso in studio

— Written With Empathy: Dan explains the merits of the film Lady Bird to Keith

— A Chappelle Minute: A member of the Hindu nationalist party offered $1.5 million dollars to anyone who beheads the lead actress and director of the unreleased Bollywood film Padmavati

— What If You Drew That Dick In India?: A Navy member or members drew a member in the air using their jet fumes. Washington state had a big huge penis in the sky.

— For The Loaf Of God: Blackfriar’s Priory School in Adelaide, Australia has had to cover a school statue because of the extremely suggestive pose involving an old man and a young boy

— Frosty The Snowman: Indiana high school teacher Samantha Cox was arrested on drug charges after a student named Will Rodgers took video of her sniffing cocaine in the classroom. The gang listens to audio of the boy and takes the teacher’s side.

— Snowflakes: A new study has come out showing that 64% of adults are scared of the dark, even in their own home