[This is my American retelling of the famous traditional Japanese comedy sketch "Manjuu Kowai" （饅頭怖い）。 In addition to using American confections, I've shortened it a bit, not playing the usual absurd concern for "Jack's" wellbeing, and not invoking the separate room where he naps, that allows the concern to be be played. It's intended to be comprehensible to Japanese jr. high students familiar with the Japanese story in one of its many versions.]

Betty: I hate frogs.

Rick: Oh, why?

Betty: Frogs jump. And their mouths open wide and their tongues shoot out. And they eat flies! They are gross, and scary. What scares you, Rick?

Rick: I don’t like elephants. Elephants are too big. I think they would crush me. Does anything scare you Jack?

Jack: Scare? Me? Nothing scares me.

Betty: I don’t believe you.

Jack: I’m not afraid of anything. I eat frogs for lunch. And I ride an elephant to school.

Rick: Snakes?

Jack: I wear a snake for a belt. See?

Betty: OH!

Rick: Scary!

Betty: Isn’t there something that you don’t like? Anything you think is scary?

Jack: Hmm. Well, I shouldn’t tell you this, but I don’t like doughnuts.

Betty: Doughnuts!

Rick: I don’t believe you.

Jack: No. It’s true. Doughnuts are too sweet. Yuck.

Betty: You’re teasing us.

Jack: And they crumble in your mouth. I hate that.

Rick: No way! They’re supposed to do that.

Jack: But the worst thing is the hole in the middle. I’m afraid of that hole. If my head got through that hole, I’d choke to death.

Betty: I think you’re just joking around.

Jack: Thinking about it makes me faint. I think I’ll go lie down.

Rick: Huh?

Jack: Zzzzzzzz.

Betty: Huh? Hmm. It looks like he’s asleep.

Rick: I have a good idea!

Betty: Oh?

Rick: Let’s see if he is really afraid of doughnuts.

Betty: I know a doughnut store.

Jack: Zzzzzzzzz. Oh. Now where did they go? Hmm. Zzzzzz.

Rick: Okay, here we are. Lot’s of doughnuts. We’ll put them beside where he is sleeping.

Jack: Aaaaggggghhhh! Doughnuts! Where did they come from?

Rick: Are you okay?

Jack: Chocolate doughnut! Yuck! Cherry glazed doughnut! Help! And the worst thing of all, a jelly-filled doughnut! I must get rid of them all, now! Munch munch munch.

Royal Hunter: Some people who live in the woods may be kind.
〔some => いくらか、何らかの、ある〕
〔people who live in the woods => この森にすむ人〕
〔kind => 親切な、寛大な、心の優しい〕
〔may be kind => 親切にしてくれるかも知らない〕

Narrator: Snow White wandered around the woods for a long time. Then she came to a small cottage.
〔wander => さまよう、ぶらつく、ウロウロする〕
〔around the woods => 森の中のあちこち（森の近辺）〕
〔for a long time => 長い間（にわって）〕
〔come => 来る〕
〔come to => たどり着く〕
〔cottage => 小さい家、小屋〕

Snow White: Who lives here? Are they kind?

Narrator: No one was home. But Snow White was very hungry, so she went inside anyway.
〔home => 家（に）〕
〔No one was home. => 誰も（家に）いなかった。〕
〔so => だから〕〔go inside => 中へ入る〕
〔anyway => なにかにもかかわらず〕

Snow White: No one is here. But this place is a mess, so I will clean it up.
〔mess => 整理整頓の無い状態〕
〔clean up => 片づける、掃除する〕

Narrator: There was a table with seven plates and seven cups and seven small chairs in one room.
〔There was a table => 食卓があった〕
〔with○○ => ○○揃いの、○○付の〕

Snow White: Oh, there is food here. I shouldn't eat it, but I am very hungry.
〔food => 食べ物〕
〔shouldn't => should not => しない方がいい 〕

Narrator: In another room, there were seven small beds. Snow white found one that fit her and lay down for a nap.
〔another => また別の、もう一つの、他の一つ〕
〔found => findの過去形：見つけた〕
〔fit => 大きさなどが合う〕
〔one that fit => 合った一つ〕
〔lay => lieの過去形：横になった、寝た〕

Stepmother: I'm sorry, but I can't have anyone more beautiful than I am.
〔I can't have A => Aになっては、私は許せない〕
〔anyone => 誰にしても〕
〔A more B than C (be) => A が B よりも C になって〕
〔anyone more beautiful than I am => だれもがわたしよりも美しくなること〕

Mirror: And jealousy is bad for your complexion. Leave it alone and you will be more beautiful than you are now.
〔jealousy => ねたみ、やきもち、うらやみ〕
〔complexion => 肌の色、顔色〕
〔A is bad for B => A は B に悪い〕
〔leave => 置き去りにする〕
〔leave it alone => （何かの状況を）放っておく、そのままにする〕
〔A and B. => A にすると B になる。〕

Stepmother: But I must be the most beautiful of all!
〔（最上級美しいを競り合うのは？）〕

Narrator: This time, the wicked stepmother dressed up as an old hag selling apples.
〔hag => 老女、魔女、鬼婆〕
〔A selling apples => リンゴを売る A〕

Stepmother: Little girl, like a nice apple?
〔like => would you like （砕けた表現）〕

Narrator: So the stepmother talked with the royal psychologist every day for a full year, until she was sure that she could quit being jealous of other beautiful people.
〔talk with => 相談する〕
〔psychologist => 精神分析医、臨床心理医〕
〔every day => 毎日（に）〕
〔for a full year => 丸一年にかけて〕
〔until○○ => ○○まで〕
〔be sure that one can ○○ => ○○ができると確信する〕
〔quit being jealous => やきもちをやめる〕
〔other beautiful people => 他の美人たち〕