It’s a handy guide for the modern jet-setter this week as Josh and Eric discuss ways to get the most out of air travel. In the Q&A, a listener catches her son defiling socks and asks how best to give him “the talk” – as if the dudes have any insight! Finally, in SRSG, Josh updates us on his gum grafts and praises Sicario while Eric laments smart-assed co-workers and recommends Happy Valley.

This week, the lads journey to the “Land of Flowers” (Florida, or “America’s Wang”). Eric tries to argue that the unique combination of elderly Jews, rednecks, Cubans, tourists, oranges, sinkholes, humidity, craven developers, hurricanes, gators, hedonists, and giant rats make Florida “crazy”, but Josh steps up to defend his home state. In the Q&A, the boys try to define vagina “hounds”. Lastly, in SRSG, Eric decries anal bleaching but praises a good book, while Josh loves baseball but takes umbrage with dumb business names.

Josh comes down with a case of the receding gum-lines, inspiring a rollicking discussion of surgeries, health insurance, and socialized medicine! In the Q&A, Josh and Eric attempt to determine their least popular opinions: it’s pigeon birth-control vs. Billy Joel all over again! Josh’s ire carries over into SRSG as he rails against Ranch dressing before finding a happy place among his rubber erasers, while Eric praises another thick and tasty book and shares the crushing stress of traveling with infants.