Hello, Big Lebowski obsessives! Are you feeling unsatisfied with merely dressing up like your favorite characters from the Coen brothers' stoner-noir classic and attending conventions? Why not go a step further and live in the Dude's house? It's for sale!

But be aware: It'll run you $2,295,000, since you'd be buying not one but six "one-bedroom cottages" as part of a compound that's a "perfect candidate for a residential subdivision." We don't know which one of the cottages was Jeff Lebowski's, but if you buy the whole compound you'll have plenty of time to figure it out. And also, plenty of time to figure out that buying a house because it was in your favorite movie is rarely a wise investment.