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I used to think the iPhone ones were funny…then I found a website where you can type in whatever you want and it will make it look exactly like a real iPhone convo. So now I just think all of them are fake. Fake and gay.

Lulz, she got in a car accident with someone who doesn’t speak English, so she was such a bitch to him that she scared even her own friends, because apparently he can’t drive because of his poor English, and then she called the police, and the other guy didn’t have insurance or whatever “autopac” is.

I hate to point out the obvious here, and I normally enjoy Douche’s comments, but saying “shining example of america” or Canada while complaining of racist assholes is more than a little ironic. Douchtastic you’re putting yourself right in there with Tiffany.

She could have just ben mad that he was being a pain in the ass about his info. I’m wondering if it was in Canada then was he from the eastern side and speaking French? Because where I come from you assume it was either Arabic or Spanish that they were speaking when someone can’t understand.

Hmmm… well it looks like you could identify a fake that came from that site fairly quickly, since it has the name blacked out, 100% charge and the time stuck at 3:48 a.m. I definitely don’t think all of them are fake.

@blondebimbo: Since “autopac”, the insurance mentioned in Tiffany’s status, is only relevant in Manitoba, she’s not from the “eastern side” (what exactly does that mean, anyway? The “side” of Canada east of Quebec?). Besides, if she’s Canadian, and the person she’s complaining about is indeed a Francophone, she should shut her hole, since French is an official language up here.

Then again, Tiffany could just be a xenophobic bitch, which is the side I’m leaning toward.

I’m running with when you look at a map the side that’s on the east where they speak French. In conjunction to the USA it would be where The Notorious BIG would have resided if you want it broken down to rap wars.

@blondebimbo: Yeeeeaaah, I’m still not getting you. “The side that’s on the east where they speak French”? But I’m going to go with my assumption that you mean “east of Quebec.” You’ve still got a pretty good chance of running into a francophone east of Quebec, though.

Somehow, though, I have a feeling that the person with whom Tiffany has such a problem isn’t speaking French, but speaking English with some kind of “undesirable” accent — which, let’s face it, with a person like Tiffany, could be *any* kind of accent.