Many Americans are struggling to make ends meet. Many of them in Missouri. I wonder what Ed Martin has planned to help the people from his very good state find their salvation? What if they're just hungry? What role does faith play in those moments?

Well, at least they can always count on McDonalds to give them huge portions of comforting, artery-clogging, blood-thickening, and easy-to-afford calories as Obama's tyrannical stranglehold on Americans tightens. McDonalds should seize the moment and re-name the Happy Meal the Holy Meal and, by doing so, lead millions of Americans to their salvation. Eat, pray, shoot. No one dare stop you.