Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.

•Remember the photo of the Prince Of Wales trophy that had the Capitals winning the East? And how the Hall of Fame said it was doctored? Well, turns out it wasn't. Hmm, the NHL's not having as thrilling an offseason as the NBA, is it?

•Ed Stefanski and Rod Thorn reunite in the 76ers front office, with Thorn being named team president. The pair led New Jersey to consecutive finals, both of which they lost. So they should fit in well in Philadelphia.