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The web design for Damon Frugal Friday says it all: simple, straight-forward, no stupid flash; just good food at reasonable prices. They also boast efficient cocktail, wine, and beer selections. The whole place feels like the perfect marriage of simplicity and variety, like a nail store. Read this blurbita that

Greetings to all you lovely people out there in Broke-Ass-Land (how shitty of a theme park would that be?). I just wanted to extend an invitation to all of you who are in or near New York. I’ll be in town this week for a few days and I

I’m sitting here in Paul’s flat in Greenpoint, Brooklyn and I’m cripplingly exhausted. I took a red eye last night from San Francisco and I almost never sleep on planes. Last night was no exception. I spent part of the flight watching Quantum of Solace and the other part observing

Hallelujah, it has stopped raining, for now. I was out in the LES last night with Stuart and Anna and the weather dampened the Drinko de Cinco spirits. Bars were pretty barren, like Ukranian women who lived near Chernobyl. But, on my walk home in the pouring rain there was

By now everyone, living or dead, knows about our girl Kari the “Hipster Grifter” who parlayed the urban white males offensive fetishization of Asian women into big, big money. When the folks at Vice magazine met her they fell hard for that edgy haircut, childlike eyes and of course the

If you’re planning on hitting the Patron hard tonight like the bro you are, don’t pass out in some random doorway, half-naked with a sombrero on your ass. Luxor Cabs is giving any sad, sorry individual in need of a ride home a free pick up and drop off.

If you actually follow the website and do some things we write about, today should give a clear impression on the trajectory of your life. Don’t worry, our analytic software can’t read your decision. We’re working on it, but just can’t seem to get the the cd out of its

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