Video: The World's Largest Gummy Worm

Here's the gift for the person who has everything and really, really likes gummy candy: the World's Largest Gummy Worm. Each 26-inch-long gelatin-based log packs 4,000 calories in three pounds of sweet, naturally and artificially flavored chewy goodness. It even bears a happy face, a face that you can imagine shrieking in horror as you bite into the worm's ribbed body. All this can be yours for just $27.95 from Vat19, who made this video to instruct you on what to do with such a grotesquely huge piece of candy. (PS: Yes, we know TWLGW looks like something else.)