Suri Cruise is not like most kids. The presumably spoiled spawn of two Hollywood A-listers has a globetrotting life of private jets, red carpets, a fleet of housekeepers, nannies, tutors and, we’re assuming, more gifts and gadgets than a Toys “R” Us and a Target combined. What is poor old Santa Claus to do? Don’t worry, St. Nick: Suri has made a Christmas wish list.

While most 5-year-olds would be content with Legos, Playmobil sets, Pixar DVDs and (maybe for the more tech-savvy tots) a Kindle Fire or an iPod Touch, Suri’s list is a little more luxe. According to Starpulse:

In Touch Weekly uncovered Suri Cruise’s $130,000 Christmas wish list. Suri is no regular kid. The offspring of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes has more toys and gadgets than most of us will ever see in our lives. Of course, Tom and Katie want to buy all the items on their daughter’s list. What’s on it? A pony. Diamond earrings. Gowns.

In case your eyes glazed over at a 5-year old’s requests for gowns and diamonds, the grand total of Suri’s wish list, again, is a whopping $130,000. (Insert your own 1% joke here!) While that sum is almost three times the average U.S. household income, it’s nice to know that someone is doing her part to support the nation’s financial system during these trying economic times. Even if she is 5 and carries a Hello Kitty purse.