Lastly, I am now internet famous. I made the following for a Cracked Photoplasty contest...and found it on Piss Myself Laughing. I feel like I should demand royalties for every hotlink. And I didn't even win the contest.

"Science is a way of thinking much more than it is a body of knowledge."—Carl Sagan

"Every philosophy is tinged with the coloring of some secret imaginative background, which never emerges explicitly into its train of reasoning."—Alfred North Whitehead

"Knowledge belongs to humanity, and is the torch which illuminates the world."—Louis Pasteur