LO- O (Hello for some reason is just O) yeah, Lola, Kiki, (gibberish goes here)
OH- Who are you talking to?
ME- Is it your boyfriend?
LO- YEAH mommy (kisses phone)!
OH- Abigail NO boys!
LO- BYE (and throws phone down and gives the look she does when she knows she did something wrong)

It's going to be a little while before I can post any of my own on here. But this one was from my niece to my sister. I had invited them to my baby shower and my sister was trying to explain what relation the baby will be to my niece, and what relation I am to my sister. For reference, my sister is 15 years older than me.

Reading "sniffles for bear" this morning with Abby. Bear is so poorly he starts to make a Will. Abby wants to know what it is and the following conversation follows;

Me: A will is a list of things that you own, and you say who you want to give it all to when you go to live with the Angels.
Abby: Have you made a list?
Me: Yes, Daddy and I made a list after you were born and we've said that everything we have, everything in the house, will be yours.
Abby: (looks amazed then looks concerned) But what about all the sharp things, because I'm not allowed to touch those.
Me: Ahh well, if you are too little to have the sharp things...and the money...then we've said that another grown up will look after it until you are old enough.
Abby: So I can't just buy things? I'd want to buy a new dress (looks pensive) Who will the grown up be?
Me: Auntie Carol
Abby: Oh well that's ok, Auntie Carol would buy me anything I wanted.

I'm sure I saw a look in her eye that was wondering if we could bugger off and leave her and Auntie Carol to spend all our money!

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