dougall

I always wonder how people remember their password if they don't post or buy much.

A) It's written on my underwear label right below where my username is written.
B) It's the same username and password I use for everything else on the internet.
C) I have a photographic memory and would never forget something so terribly important
D) Just because I don't buy or post every day, doesn't mean I'm not logging in several times daily to see if I have private messages from anonymous but strangely attractive suitors.
E) The username and password can be different? who knew???
F) At this time of year, How do you know I'm not a spy, planted by the federal government to investigate people who do not pay their sales tax from out of state purchases on their annual tax return? Isn't this a big point between Amazon and NY state?...
G) Actually... none of the above.

dontwantaname

dougall wrote:A) It's written on my underwear label right below where my username is written.
B) It's the same username and password I use for everything else on the internet.
C) I have a photographic memory and would never forget something so terribly important
D) Just because I don't buy or post every day, doesn't mean I'm not logging in several times daily to see if I have private messages from anonymous but strangely attractive suitors.
E) The username and password can be different? who knew???
F) At this time of year, How do you know I'm not a spy, planted by the federal government to investigate people who do not pay their sales tax from out of state purchases on their annual tax return? Isn't this a big point between Amazon and NY state?...

you almost seem a little paranoid !

We are not paranoid! (checks video)

A. Good idea
B. So once we crack it, we own you.
C. That would be useful!
D. You log in and don't talk?
E. Yeah, right.
F. Amazon already has a bug on my computer.

I'm only kidding. I shouldn't be sarcastic with new people.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

Mavyn

It's actually quite entertaining to go places and watch when people realize he has an accent. At the pie crust making class, he said something about 'a half cup' and the teacher interrupted him. "Did you just say 'HOFF'? Ooo, you have an accent!"

dougall

Thanks D'name for the Questioning, the sarcasm and the swooning over potential accentage.

Thanks Mr. 5 for the greeting and questioning of my lineage.

But on that note, it's probably prudent that I retire.

If anyone feels the need to know any more personal information I'd suggest they either

A) Ask and hope that they are proficient enough in the internet to know when to believe and when not to believe.. this isn't the X-Files people.
B) Try to use what knowledge they have about me, use that to triangulate the position of where I sleep, Duct tape my half awake body, attach electrical devices to my un-underweared self and extract the truth.

Mavyn

Thanks D'name for the Questioning, the sarcasm and the swooning over potential accentage.

Thanks Mr. 5 for the greeting and questioning of my lineage.

But on that note, it's probably prudent that I retire.

If anyone feels the need to know any more personal information I'd suggest they either

A) Ask and hope that they are proficient enough in the internet to know when to believe and when not to believe.. this isn't the X-Files people.
B) Try to use what knowledge they have about me, use that to triangulate the position of where I sleep, Duct tape my half awake body, attach electrical devices to my un-underweared self and extract the truth.

toodle-pip chaps, ta-ta for now.

If anyone tries the second option, please make every effort not to wake me up.

AZGman

joyner

Good morning everybody! Cranberry oatmeal cookies in the oven. I finally got a tablespoon sized cookie scoop. It was so much fun to use! I was too lazy to get out the Ninja to chop nuts so no nuts.

I went back to my old dose of Levoxyl yesterday. Half a dose was making me nuts. I was surrounded by grey fog all the time. I'm gonna have it removed anyway. I suppose I need to call the Doc and tell him that...

I watched it as well, just didn't comment on having done so. Sometimes I like Colbert's stuff, sometimes not as much. I think he's frequently dead on in the parody, so much so that it is too true to laugh.

I watched it as well, just didn't comment on having done so. Sometimes I like Colbert's stuff, sometimes not as much. I think he's frequently dead on in the parody, so much so that it is too true to laugh.

Ooooh, thanks. Just watched it. It was a pretty fun interview. He's a rascally old fart.

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