I’m Alternative Life Coach Bo Blaze and welcome to “50 shades of curious” our look at fifty shades of grey and the world of alternative sexuality.

News out of England reports that A Mr. Raymond Hodgson discovered his girlfriend, Emma McCormick reading fifty shades of grey, Mr. Hodgson thought the book was too pornographic for her and forbade her to read it! However shameless hussy that she is… Emma would NOT stop And so Mr Hodgson decided enough was enough, and did what, I think we all would do, in this situation…

Spray hot sauce on your girlfriends face whenever she reads porn. Did you see that piece of burning head fly into the wall? It was like napalm, Good thing he’s safety conscious and had that fire extinguisher handy.

By the way, Mr. HodGson… if you had bothered to read the book, you’d have realized your girlfriend was hoping for an entirely diferrent type of spray in her face

Also want to thank New Media Animation for their tireless efforts to bring a realistic retelling of the event

Was anyone actually drowned in hot sauce

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NEXT UP

The golden shower sisters (just the golden sisters bo) Oh… no showers… ok…. Sorry What is this a reboot of the golden girls? There, listen to Estelle Getty, she knows her fisting

Estelle??? Oh Estelle come on I was counting on you to know that one Your puzzled? Yes, you should never do anything you don’t want to do ladies, make sure you always negotiate with your partner, You don’t want to wind up like Emma

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Fifty shades of grey /50 shades of grey is a very sexy book But nothing is sexier then hearing it

Read by the aflack duck Wasn’t that lovely ladies, I think gilbert should get serious consideration For the part of Christian in the movie. Sigh… brilliant

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