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Oonagh Williams of Royal Temptations shows how to make this treat that kids can make for Father's Day.

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Updated: 12:47 PM EDT Jun 11, 2014

Dirt pie

Oonagh Williams of Royal Temptations shows how to make this treat that kids can make for Father's Day.

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WEBVTT SATURDAY. THE WEEKEND ITSELF ONCE WE GET BEYOND SATURDAY MORNING LOOKING FOR A NICE. LET'S HEAD TO COOK'S CORNER . FATHER'S DAY IS UPON US, SO WE WILL TALK ABOUT DIRT PIE, A DESERT. WE HAVE A GLUTEN-FREE CHEF. VERY NICE SEGUE. WELL, YOU MAKE DIRT PIE. WELL, DIRT PIE IS JUST SO FAKE, IT IS SO WONDERFUL. I MAKE IT GLUTEN-FREE BECAUSE YOU MISS YOUR FAVORITE THINGS, AND WITH -- AS I SAID, I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING AND PEOPLE EXPECT ME TO TURN OUT GOOD STUFF. I'M GLAD WE ESTABLISHED THAT. BUT THE OTHER IMPORTANT THING IS -- MY BRAIN IS GONE -- NORMAL DOOR BROUGHT -- DIRT PIE USES COOL WHIP, AND THAT ITS OIL, SO THIS HAS NOW GOT CREAMED. WHAT I'VE DONE WITH THE CREAM WHERE IT WOULD NORMALLY BE COOL WHIP IS IT IS THE CREAM WITH WITH VANILLA EXTRACT AND POWDERED SUGAR, AND I HAVE EITHER GELATIN OR SYMPTOM GUM -- OR XANTHUM GUM. THAT IS REALLY THE ONLY DIFFERENT APART FROM USING TRADER JOE'S VERSION OF OREOS. OR A MORE BITTER DARK CHOCOLATE. AND THE CONSISTENCY LOOKS THE SAME. LIKE I WILL NOT EXPECT YOU TO EAT IT, BUT THIS IS THE FINISHED THING. IT IS NOT QUITE AS FLOPPY WITH COOL WHIP BECAUSE COOL WHIP HAS SO MUCH AIR, BUT IT TASTES THE SAME. I HAVE NORMAL JELL-O PUDDING MIX UP WITH MILK, AND OF COURSE IT IS LESS MILK THAN YOU DO BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT WILL BE RUNNING, SO THEN WE WILL PUT THE CREAM INTO IT AND I BEAT ALL OF THIS IN ADVANCE. PLUS, I DO THINK OF YOUR CLOTHES. I AM SO GOOD THAT WAY. THAT IS WHY MY CLIENTS LOVE ME. THANK YOU. OF COURSE IT WILL BE MIXED IN THAT MUCH MORE PERFECTLY. AND THEN THIS IS CREAM CHEESE, BUTTER, AND POWDERED SUGAR. KEY INGREDIENTS IN THE DIRT PIE. IT IS ALL KEY INGREDIENTS. IT IS ALL EVIL. AND HERE IS WHAT YOU DO WITH THE ELECTRIC MIXER TO GET IT BLENDED IN. A SPATULA IS NOT GOING TO DO IT. AND THAT IS STILL LUMPY, BUT YOU CAN SEE WHEN IT WAS WHIPPED WITH THE WHISK HOW FLUFFY THAT IS. AND IT DOES TASTE THE SAME. AND BECAUSE LITTLE BOYS LIKE SOLDIERS AND DADDY MIGHT BE A SOLDIER. YOU ARE STEREOTYPING US ALL. ALL I COULD FIND WAS A TANK, AND IT IS A TINY TANK GOING THROUGH THE FIELDS, AND HERE IS THE I LOVE DADDY. PERFECT FATHER'S DAY, GLUTEN-FREE, AND IT IS BETTER THAN STORE-BOUGHT. IT IS. PEOPLE WOULD HAVE ME DOING THIS, I WAS IN A BOSTON CONFERENCE IN APRIL, ATLANTA AND MAY, IN NEW HAMPSHIRE, AND I AM DOING ALL GLUTEN-FREE AND REAL FOOD. IT IS GOOD FOOD, GLUTEN-FREE COOKING. DON'T FORGET, A GOOD SUMMER DISH. GOOD TO SEE YOU. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

Dirt pie

Oonagh Williams of Royal Temptations shows how to make this treat that kids can make for Father's Day.