Islam has a rich history of diverse, surprising protests. Here are just some examples:

But writing about Muslim rioting becomes tiring after a while. Below are a few stories from the previous years. Just insert today's date and the most recent Party-approved excuse for violence - and you get The Current Truth™!

Just in time for Rageapalooza 1433, The Peoples Karaoke and Red Square Records timidly present "Are You Fanaticized" the latest album by Wahhabi guitar legend Dhimmi Hendrix -- recorded live at the 2010 anti-Mohammed Cartoon riots in Islamabad Pakistan

El Presidente, your submission refrencing Farooq and the current state of his combustion has been found to be hurtful and offensive to the religious feelings of a muslim/muslims. It must now be confiscating to use against the evil Capitalists or against any apostate from Islam as the bureau sees fit!

It must now be confiscating to use against the evil Capitalists or against any apostate from Islam as the bureau sees fit!Let the bureau redistribute it as it see fit, Peoples Racist. From each according to his ability, to each bureau according to its needs.

Watch out, Jihad is what were after Islamist, strange but not a stranger I'm a ji-ha-di-ist guy Burning down the house Hold tight, wait 'till the riots over Hold tight, wait for Obama to bend over There has got to be a way Burning down the house Here's your ticket, need no bags, time for killing isn’t bad Transportation is here Close enough but not too far, drive in market in suicide car Fightin' fire with fire All set, hey you might need a raincoat Shakedown, dreams walking in broad daylight Three hundred sixty five degrees Burning down the house It was once upon a place, sometimes I plan to kill myself Gonna come in first place People on their way to work said, "Baby what did you except?" Gonna burst into flame, go ahead Burning down the house Islam is out of the ordinary That's right, we want to hurt somebody Some things sure can sweep me off my feet Burning down the house No visible means of support and you have not seen nothin' yet Everything's stuck together I don't know what you expect staring into the TV set Fighting fire with fire Burning down the house Burning down the house Burning down the house

Only a short 35 months after Dear Leader was ridiculously korrektly bestowed with glorious Nobel Peace Prize, jubilant crowds world-wide continue to celebrate the bizarre wondrous acclaim. In this joyous photograph, we find a number of our middle eastern enemies brethren preparing for a community barbecue.

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand