Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter illIs Dexter ill today, Mr Kirk, Dexter's in schoolI'm afraid he's not, Miss FishpawDexter's truancy problem is way out of handThe Baltimore County school board have decided to expelDexter from the entire public school system

Oh Mr Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancyBut surely, expulsion is not the answer!I'm afraid expulsion's the only answerIt's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomaticThat boy needs therapyLie down on the couch. What does that mean?You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!What does that mean? That boy needs therapyI'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapyPlay the kazoo, let's have it tuneNow when I count threeThat, that, that, that, that boy- boy needs therapyHe was white as a sheetAnd he also made false teeth

Avalanches above, business continues below as (below as)Did I ever tell you the story aboutCowboys-- And mi- midgets and the indians andFron- Frontier PsychiatristI, I felt strangely hypnotizedI was in another world, a world of twenty thousand girlsAnd milk, And rectangles, to an optometrist, a man with a golden eyeballAnd tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chinI promise my girlfriend I'd-- the violin (violin)

That boy needs therapy, psychosomaticThat boy needs therapy, purely psychosomaticThat boy needs therapyLie down on the couch, what does that mean?You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!What does that mean? That boy needs therapyI'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapyRanagazoo, let's have a tuneNow when I count threeThat, that, that, that, that boy- boy needs therapyHe was white as a sheetAnd he also made false teeth

Frontier Psychiatrist

Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?Uhm (uhm), a bird? Yeah!Sometimes a parrot talks.(Hello, hello)Ha ha ha ha haYes, some birds are funny when they talk.Can you think of anything else?Uhm, The record? (record?)