An epic acoustic rock band hailing from the abyss that is central North Carolina. They can tear a phone book in half with their eyelids or by the beautiful sound waves that they emit with their instruments. They write Irish-inspired rock music (written while inebriated).

-Hey, did you see Dipsol last night?!

-Yeah, can't you see I'm physically incapable of standing and I have a cum stain on my pants?