It’s become impossible to talk about American Sniper as a movie without the conversation turning into an examination of Chris Kyle the person. Here’s an interview Kyle gave to Conan before there was filmic context to be caught up in. In fact, it was taped exactly one year before he died. (Uproxx)

And, interestingly, Clint Eastwood says that despite what you might think based on American Sniper (and basically every other movie he’s made), he’s always been staunchly anti-war. (Daily Beast)

Do we think Dakota Johnson is deliberately blandening the rest of her life in order to balance out 50 Shades of Grey? Cause really, that movie looks bland enough on its own. (GFY)

Here’s Amy Poehler’s amazing rendition of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” from last night’s Parks and Rec. “Daddy ate a squirrel” is possibly my favorite song lyric of all time. (Vulture)

Someone is selling clothing with Benedict Cumberbatch’s face plastered on it. I find this incredibly weird and disturbing, but I would also like to set an alert for when technology allows for this to be available in Chris Messina GIFs. (HR)

Here is, hands down, the best hair of last night’s State of the Union address. (DListed)

The WWE star Triple H was so evil, he made a little boy cry. Then he broke character to comfort him and every wrestling fan’s heart grew three sizes. (Yahoo)

Marilyn Manson gave an interview in which he says a lot of crazypants things, as I suppose you would expect from an interview with Marilyn Manson. A few highlights: Courtney Love hates him because he’s smarter than her and wouldn’t f*ck her, Billy Corgan gave good “guy code” by writing him a letter saying Rose McGowan would ruin his life and career, and he didn’t “invent” the term “grunge music,” as people are saying. He just coined it and “deserves to have his d*ck sucked” for doing so. (Esquire)

Milla Jovovich tells us more than anyone ever wanted to know about her pregnancy weight management plan. (Celebitchy)

This 109 year old woman is the oldest living person in Scotland. She credits her long life to two things: daily porridge and staying away from men. (HuffPo)

Here are the worst-reviewed Best Picture Oscar winners. Crash, just disappear from existence already. (Phactual)

Don’t be mistaken, the Red Rising and Golden Son by Pierce Brown aren’t like other Young Adult dystopian books. In fact, there was quite a discussion on Alexis’ review about whether it should be considered YA at all. But there’s no questioning how good these are, and Alexis says, "These books are bloodydamn great and you should buy them both immediately." (Cannonball Read 7)

If you’re looking for a good mid-week cry, this man has some words for his daughter’s racist bullies and their despicable, racist father.