Ol' Kelly the Cook

A traveling salesman stops for the night in a tiny town. He is feeling unbelievably horny, so he goes to the local bar to scope out to local females. When he gets there he finds that there are no women in the bar, and after a few drinks no women have come in. Come to think of it, he can't remember seeing any women in the entire town. So he asks the bartender where he can find some women.

"Sorry," the bartender replies, "there aren't any women in this town, only ol' Kelly cook, out back"

"Hey, I'm not like that!" shouts the man, slightly offended. After a few more drinks he is feeling even hornier, and once again pleads with the bartender about where he can find some women.

"Sorry," the bartender replies, "there aren't any women in this town, only ol' Kelly cook, out back."

"I already told you, I'm not like that!"

The man sucks down a few more drinks and, now slightly drunk and incredibly horny, says to the bartender, "Com' on, there's GOT to be some women in this town. I've got money, I can pay for one."

"I'm sorry," the bartender replies again, "there aren't any women in this town, only ol' Kelly cook, out back"

"I'M NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!" he screams, but, overcome with horniness the man turns back to the bartender and concedes, "alright! How do I get to ol' Kelly the cook?"

"Okay, go out back," the bartender explains. Pointing towards two large men he continues, "Joe and Bruno here will bring out ol' Kelly the cook."

"What are Joe and Bruno for?" asks the man, confused.

"They're to hold him down. Ol' Kelly the cook isn't like that either."