Brian: Oh, my God. Fred Savage is the greatest actor in the world! Savage: That's all I ever wanted to be known for. Lois: Is it okay if we run this story instead? Savage: Sure thing! Daniel Stern: [as the voice-over from "The Wonder Years"] It was just then that I knew that things were finally going my... Savage: [angrily] I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE!!!

Lois: Peter, where have you been? You left for the market six hours ago! Did you get the beans? Peter: Lois, I've got something better! You know how you've always wanted a real diamond engagement ring? Lois: [gasps, touched] Oh my God! Peter: That's right, I've bought a horse!

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Chris: Mr. Woods. How do I get a girl to like me?James Woods: Oh Chris, I'm your father, call me "dad".Chris: Um, okay, dad. How do I get a girl to like me?James Woods: Well, there's a number of ways Chris. Uh, for example, Kate Moss and I had the same coke supplier, and he threw a punch social one day, and we both happened to be there, and the next thing you know, we're both in the back room, slam bang. I went bareback, babe.Chris: Wow, she sounds like a class act.James Woods: No, not at all Chris. No, not at all.