7" $5.50

Dirty Ghosts

Shout It In 7"

Nick Flanagan

I'm Here All Weak LP

A fixture in front of brick walls (and behind chicken wire) across North America, Nick Flanaganis a singular talent in the post-NAFTA underground comedy scene. Nick's endearing conversational deadpan, choice subject matter, and "sort-of pregnant" pauses have ...won him battalions of die-hard followers and/or comedy club patrons waiting on their second mandatory drink. Either utterly fearless or perhaps born without the "shame gene," on "I'm Here All Weak," Nick tackles many popular topics from the annals of today, yesterday and day after tomorrow such as parents, life, balding musicians, video games, drugs, robots, irony, the G-Spot, food, and grammar.

"Nick Flanagan's debut comedy album, I'm Here All Weak, is an absurdist stand-up set in the vein of British comedy. Flanagan's style isn't about grounding his jokes in experience. It's about startling deliveries, odd non sequiturs, and strange set-ups that lead to even stranger punchlines. What I enjoy most about it is Flanagan's ability to continually jolt the audience with absurd premises that he announces apropos of nothing. It's an interesting style and certainly holds up over the course of the album." - Dusted

Brutal Knights / Western Dark

Split 7"

Toronto's legendary (and now defunct) punk-comedy outfit write a song about Typical Bullshit Life. San Francisco's Western Dark DO THE SAME THING! Compare & contrast their jams! Then write a blog about it!

East Bay Grease

Just Head 7"

Oakland's Greasy comin atcha with their first vinyl release! Members of Harold Ray Live in Concert, Drunk Horse, Howlin Rain & many many other bands! Covering the Nervous Eaters' Just Head & Duane Allman's Happily Married Man, this is a real Stank Sandwich in the vein of Tony Joe White!

Touch-Me-Nots

Keep Talking Like That 7"

The Touch Me Nots are a classic Bay Area band that have written some really catchy songs for this here single. Talkin Like That & Hard to Forget both have some NRBQ meets Tom Petty vibes, and you KNOW we like that over here! Great songs, great songwriting!

Guitar Magazine / Leaders

Split 7"

This is the greasiest 7" record you're ever gonna find. Somebody, who's name rhymes with Gelly Kately, describes the jams on this West Coast co-release as "Filthy dildazoidal scumblasters"! And remember, if you plug your guitar into a toaster oven, money toast pops out! $$$

Hans Condor / Silver Lion's 20/20

Split 12" EP

Two bands duel over who can have the dirtiest, loudest, most rockin southern blues jams around! Hans Condor air on the 60s Hendrix overdriven side, with a splash of T Rex side, while Silver Lions follow a classic two piece drummer & guitar model, keeping it bluueeesy as all can be. Featuring Cheetah from Immortal Lee Co Killers & Craig 'Sweet Dawg' Pickering from many of your disturbing fantasies. If you need hot water, he'll microwave it for you.

Legendary Stardust Cowboy / Western Dark

Split 7"

The Ledge! What a Ledge! ..Endary Cowboy! Surf, country, rock, insanity & greatness! The Ledge sings, and the Altamont boys back him up. Featuring Klaus Fluoride (Dead Kennedys) & that guitar wildman Jay Rosen! B side is Western Dark's cover of the Pink Fairies' dark classic "As Long As The Price Is Right"... their personal tribute to their fave game show. Hollywood Squares.

Top Ten

7"

Top Ten

Girls Understand / Don't Talk About Us 7"

"Top Ten belts another one over the fence for a grand slam, and I don't mean breakfast at Denny's! Speaking of Denny's, if you work there you don't get many tips, but I'll give you one: buy this record!
Bringing it on home and kicking it out again as only they can, Top Ten delivers another hit. You won't find this on the Billboard Top Ten unless you get the cool, secret edition - but if you do, there you go!
A blaze of excitement, a flash of thunder, a hearty "Hi Ho Silver!" and TOP TEN are off in a whirlwind of rocking thrills!" - Mike Lucas

Classic Bar Music T-Shirt

DJ Classic Bar Music at Casanova

Erin doesn't just make records, she plays them too! At the Casanova Lounge in SF, Sunday's from 9pm - close. Discharge image on black shirts - there's no ink, so the whole image area is smooth. I'm writing these like I do emails - with dashes all over the place. Click the image for larger view (the only product with this feature! #rare)

$12 Small

$12 Medium

$12 Large

$12 X-Large

$12 XX-Large

Classic Bar Music T-Shirt

Classic Dark Depressing Bar

Oh man, where do I start? Just look at that killer design! And the shirt color - black!? Shit yeah, everybody digs a black tee! You might be wondering what it actually says on the shirt. Looks like "Classic... something.." on the left side, and the rest I have no idea. I'll ask Erin. But you can bet it's funny and whatever! Stay tuned for bigger versions of shirt artwork! PS - we swear these shirts exist!

$12 Men's Medium

$12 Men's Large

$12 Women's Medium

$12 Women's Large

Classic Bar Music T-Shirt

Logo Design

Ever heard of KISS? Not the radio station, and not that band either (whoever they are.) What I'm talking about, you jerks, is the acronym K.I.S.S. which stands for "Keep It Simple, Stupid" and is exactly what was done here. Classic, simple, logo printed in one color on the most basic shirt color - Deep Charcoal! Just kidding - regular black again (the color everyone loves, remember?) How could you not go for this? Don't be sore Erin called you stupid!