"I'm embarrassed. F--k my life," Snooki says. "I like him, but it's not a good look for me to start to have feelings for him and then he's bringing home all these girls. He tells me he's not going to bring anyone home so we can cuddle and then he brings somebody home. It just makes me look stupid."

Though her romance with "big brother" Guadagnino didn't pan out, all is not lost in the love department for Snooki. She's been dating Jionni LaValle for nearly four months.