Joe busts in on Shane & Dani. Says he is trying to make Frank nervous. They jokingly tell him they are going to change their votes.Shane hates the smell of skin after you take a bandaid off. Dani has a scratch on her foot the shape of a J. I'm typing and just listening to the feeds, but Joe has something on his skin that is cracked & Shane wants Dani to lick it......I can't make this stuff up.Joe finds some meds & they think it is an anti-depressant and we get fishes....

Ian & Dani in kitchen talking about IKEA. Ian says the bedding in skid row & mattresses in boomboom room are from IKEA.Frank to diary room.Apparently Ian looks at tags on the furniture & pillows to see which stores they are from.Shane in bed. Dan lying in arcade room.Dani doesn't like most of the furnishings but Ian does, he says because he's a man-child.Frank has put in a request for dominoes.Dani doesn't think they will get dominoes b/c they are have-nots (She thought they were talking about Dominoe's Pizza)

Discussing lock-down.Ian hopes they hurry up fixing what they are fixing out there (hammock withdrawal)Dani is going to go lay down since there isn't anything else to do.She leaves Frank and Ian at the table. Ian is looking at the floor to avoid eye-contact w/ Frank.Frank is bored. Says maybe he will go lay down too.Jumping to Shane & Dani's room. Dani is telling Shane what to say to Frank. She wants him to say "Dani is the only one person I trust in this game, and you were trying to get her on the block so you have to go."(Unsure if she is wanting to tell Frank ahead of time that he is leaving)Frank makes Dani so mad. Shane wants the house to think they argue alot.Dani says Frank is the only one who cares about that and he's leavingJoe back in to interrupt from the shower

Joe hoping for alcohol tonight. Shane says he should tell Frank that he (Joe) should get all the drinks since he's leaving Thursday.Dani: If he comes in here we have to pretend that we are asleep.Joe: the back is openShane: damn. well I'm going to lay here for 15-20 minutes.Outside Ian saying he thought they vacuumed.Dan doing laundry.Jenn griping about crappy nailpolish.Dan telling Ian they should have a "renegade" meeting soon. Dan: does he know?Ian: know what? Dan: that he's leavingian: yeah I think he does.

Ian has some of Dan's "crusty underwear" from the POV comp. Ian in hammock alone saying "freaking monkey"....BAM! Cam jumps to extreme closeup of Jenn's pierced belly-button.She is lounging on the double-lounger.Ian is rocking and talking to himself (oh to be a fly on his mic so we could know what's goin on in his noggin)Jenn mutters "damn hammock"

Ian putting sunscreen on his face. Dan is thinking of going in the pool later.Ian tells Dan he got some good tweeting out today. Something to HOHoffhold (I know that's some BB tweeter, maybe a former player)Chef Joe told Ian to say "Levi mow the law" Dan: so ridiculous he's told him to do that 30 times.@kristen bidding? hope you find my mentions of you entertaining ...hashtag "not creeper"

Dan asks Ian which hammock he likes betterIan: this one, more cushionyer.Joe comes out & says Smokin!!.. it's still hot.Joe to Dan: I thought you were supposed to cool it down out here.Dan: I only raise the temperatureDan says something about Ebay gold. A microphone head is EBay goldJoe says pool is getting low.Dan: this is the only crew that doesn't let us fill it up.Dan talking about his last season & Ian asks - which day was that on?Ian: Jeff Shroeder lasted to day 60 in BB11 (he has an almost Rain-mannish idiot-savant memory of BB facts & figures)

Stepped out for a minute.Ian & Dan discussing how the finale will work w/ the beginning of Survivor.Dan asks if they are bringing back 3 people that were injured on prior seasons.Ian says yes & names off the 3 returnees, (which surprises me b/c I didn't think they had been named prior to them going in the house)Dan says they are surprised they aren't bringing Colton back (sidenote: that's b/c they were filming next season before his season was over)Dan asks Ian what he will do after the show.Ian thinks he will have them send him straight to Pittsburgh & have his friends send his stuff to him.Ian: In real life all my clothes are American Eagle or Polo.The only thing he really needs is his laptop b/c all the clothes in NOLA are summer clothes.Joe says Ian doesn't really need anything b/c he can buy a new wardrobe with all the money he wins.Ian: I just need a paint bucket & a bike ()

Ian, Dan & Joe talking about sunglasses.Dan says Joe hasn't been wearing his lately.Joe says he can't find them.Dan says he isn't a big clothes guy.Joe says he is a huge shoes & clothes guy. He can't go to Banana Republic w/out dropping 3 bills. His wife hates when he is traveling that he always goes to the outlet mall & spends a lot of money. He just likes nice clothes & is a shoe-aholic (preferably italian-made dress shoes)Dan tells JennCity that she looks super-skinny, definition in her stomachJenn: thanks, appreciate it, slop & working outDan to Ian: have you maintained your weight?Ian: yeah 125, but I weighed 110 for a while & then got back up to regular weight. (he says b/c of slop, but Dan says b/c at the beginning he spent so much time pacing around the house)Ian's dad used to do something w/ radar in Okinawa & Vietnam. He hates flyingDan: isn't that weird for someone in the Air Force?Dan is doing of one his 20 question sessions w/ Ian about his dad (Dan seems to be doing these 20-question sessions w/ people lately where he rapid-fires questions off about some innocous subject, not sure if it's gameplay or boredom)

Dan asking Ian about Comicon & mentions Pokemon, but they don't go off on the Pokemon again, Yay!Dan saying what all they have missed being in the house.Dan saying there is a new video game that all his friends are going to be good at.Ian says the one thing he wants to know about is the pennant race...re: the Pirates (apparently this is baseball talk)Ian is squinting and Dan offers his hat, but Ian is going to go get his sunglasses.Joe is worried if his wife set up his NFL fantasy team. Her & Levi could have drafted his team... passwords leagues in Cali slackers football league

I hear this noise that I hear almost every day that sounds like an ice cream truck, but maybe it is something inside the wall?

Ian comes back out w/ his sunglasses, but decides he will also borrow Dan's hat.Dan has begun a new 20-question session about Ian's sunglasses. How many different clear ones do they have? Are they custom? Do they have names? Why didn't you get a white pair? Do you have just straight black ones? Do they have black ones that are see-through? Now asking if Ian will start a blog.Ian says he will go to SurvivorSucks & Joker's and names some other sites. Janelle gave him some advice about doing this.Dan asks about Reality BlurredNow that I will reach jury I will do interviews. Can I do them on Skype?Dan: You probably aren't going to make it out of Vegas. You will prolly get drunk and start cussing people.Ian: are there prior season contestants there, like Matt Hoffman?Dan: What is your obsession with him?Ian: He's comedy gold

Dan to Ian: are you going to go back & watch some of the live feeds?Ian: certain moments, fights, the Willie thingDan: I bet that was cutIan says part of it prolly was cut & some wasn't, like when they said "hey, stop that"Ian wants to watch arguments he's been in....when he said "what a f'head"....."thanks I will!"Ian repeating "what a f'head.......classic line!"Dan says they should work playing chess into their routine. Janelle was a good player, but took to long to make her move.Ian had a roomate from China......Hon Joo......fish.....Now that Ian mentioned the Chinese roomate, we have another 20 questions opportunity for DanIan had some kind of point to bringing up the Chinese roomate, but it was derailed by Dan's 20 questions.Dan knew Chinese exchange students.Ians Chinese roomate would be frustrated w/ Ian getting drunkDan: did he drink? (no) what did he do? (got on his computer) star trek? do they have BB in China? Do you know there are places in China with girls dressed as superheroes?Ian seems tired of the Chinese questions & turns the conversation to vending machines that dispense panties.

Ian wants to know if Tim Allen from Home Improvement is big in Michigan.Wrong thing to ask. Now Dan doing a 20 questions on Tim Allen & Home Improvement.Now they are talking about which networks different shows are/were on.(sidenote: Joe is inside asleep in bed w/ his sunglasses on. the sunglasses that he just told Dan he lost)

Dinner time for me if someone can continue w/ this riveting conversation