Once again, Chica Boom recedes into "blah" territory, with a cast mostly of the unenthused and unremarkable variety, and a decided lack of the sharp wit upon which it can usually be relied.

The one standout here is Bianca Dagger, who gets the opening scene, wherein she counters husband Jack Lawrence's complaints over the exorbitant amount of time she spends on the phone to her family in Tijuana with an indignant rebuke about his own calls to "976-SLUT." She then throws down the ultimatum, "You're gonna lick my pussy and you're gonna lick my ass and you're gonna fuck me good, or I'm gone." We're still trying to figure out what the compromise is for him in that proposal.