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Well I was just wondering if we could briefly discuss in this thread the Iranian nuclear threat and Israel's appropriate response. Iranian eggplants and zucchinis are renown among the foodies for their size, silky smooth lustrous skin, and flavour. And then there's the caviar. When I'm in Paris I'll have the caviar at petrossian, or maybe a big plate of oysters near the Opera, and soon enough I'll be horny to stick some Persian eggplants up my arse. Its a luxury I can treat myself to, once and awhile.Now, while I'll sometimes have no choice in Switzerland but to buy hothouse tomatoes and herbs from Israel, I don't care for the carbon footprint, and resent the fact European supermarkets are offering only imported good for everyday consumption. So, basically, if Iran threatens to nuke Israel, and Israel, rightly nukes Iran in preventive strikes, I can kiss my caviar binges and eggplant fucks goodbye.

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ďFrom each, according to his ability; to each, according to his needĒ 1875 K Marx

"...health will finally be seen not as a blessing to be wished for, but as a human right to be fought for." Kofi Annan

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

emoticons , which are not used here near enough when people are only interjecting "humorous" posts rather than staying on-topic, were designed with the intent to help with understanding the humor/sarcasm level of online chatter

emoticons , which are not used here near enough when people are only interjecting "humorous" posts rather than staying on-topic, were designed with the intent to help with understanding the humor/sarcasm level of online chatter

emoticons , which are not used here near enough when people are only interjecting "humorous" posts rather than staying on-topic, were designed with the intent to help with understanding the humor/sarcasm level of online chatter

And seeing more than one emoticon in a paragraph makes me want to vomit. So... No.

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"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

"...health will finally be seen not as a blessing to be wished for, but as a human right to be fought for." Kofi Annan

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

Yessum, we hold a weekly bacchanalia with vegetables and coconut oil. At the end we hold an intense exploration of our sensory pleasures in a hyperbaric chamber. Cuz we's got good friends, a positive attitude about teh AIDS, and lots of fundages.

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"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

"Many people, especially in the gay community, turn to oral sex as a safer alternative in the age of AIDS. And with HIV rates rising, people need to remember that oral sex is safer sex. It's a reasonable alternative."

I wash down my Atripla every night with a delicious tea made with echinacea and St. John's wort.

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"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

I had a wart once ---several - nothing a little lasor therapy and deep freeze couldn't take care of - never thought of using it with tea --- what a great supplement.

was it an anal wart, you sex obssessed sodomite?

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"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

you got that right, love. And the St. John's wort is supposed to be a no-no for acripla users as there is some negative interaction with the drug.

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"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

Ah you didnt use the so I was confused. I dont shove persian eggplants up my ass. or do i? so confusing

I know, I keep forgetting the smileys. Not taking my vitamins is affecting mah memory.

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"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

In this day and age of spel chek I can't figure out why peopl can't spell wright. So annoying.

If you take ginko that will help with the memory issues related to the use of emoticons.

I just took a handful of them

Ginko gives me headaches. I'd rather snort poppers.

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"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

"...health will finally be seen not as a blessing to be wished for, but as a human right to be fought for." Kofi Annan

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

PHILDINFTLAUDY'S TOP 10 REASONS FOR STICKING A VEGETABLE AND DILDO UP YOUR ARSE (based on David Letterman's Top 10 List Concept)

10. Vegetables and Dildos - if cleaned properly - contain absolutely no risk of transmitting HIV. (this one is for Ann, RapidRod, Rev, Matty, Andy, David, and the rest of the AMI thread moderators)9. Using vegetables and dildos saves on the cost of condoms8. Vegetables and dildos don't talk back7. Vegetables and dildos usually have more endurance then some of our previous hook ups6. Can kill two birds with one stone when using vegetables - sexual satisfaction and a nice dinner salad5. Don't have to pay for cab fare after finishing the "deed"4. Eliminates the need to say "Wow, I could've had a V-8" after being dissatisfied with a human partner3. Different vegetables available for different seasons adds variety to your sex life2. Helps in our efforts of "going green" and lowers carbon footprint (biodegradeable - break down easier than condoms)and the number 1 reason for sticking vegetables and dildos up your ass -1. Sure as hell beats taking a vitamin or other supplement - and probably more effective in making you feel better

I cant say I've ever had a veggie up the chute, however years ago I put a Hillshire Farm sausage up there (with a condom of course) to see how a penis might feel. That seemed to go Ok, so of course I graduated to Penis's

I cant say I've ever had a veggie up the chute, however years ago I put a Hillshire Farm sausage up there (with a condom of course) to see how a penis might feel. That seemed to go Ok, so of course I graduated to Penis's

-Will

Will, you brought back my memory of putting a hotdog up the arse when I was about 13, I stuck it too far up and almost was not able to pull it back out. I was scared to death that I was going to have to call my parents in and tell them I had a weiner stuck up my ass.

I cant say I've ever had a veggie up the chute, however years ago I put a Hillshire Farm sausage up there (with a condom of course) to see how a penis might feel. That seemed to go Ok, so of course I graduated to Penis's

-Will

And got yourself an HIV scholarship.

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"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."