Paris Hilton’s boyfriend, a moment of your time?

There’s no easy way to put this, so I’m going to just come right out and say it:Not every kiss requires a crotch grab.
I know that’s basically anathema to your entire worldview, but no one wants to see a severed wrist spraying blood at the club. Kind of a downer.

@ #3: thank you! what the fuck is that? it’s like a kleenex box pulled over her hips. but it’s only visible from certain angles. front-view: box. side-view: no box. another illusion of the paris hilton crotch mirage…
and yeah, that wonky eye has been pesterin me for years, and people don’t talk about it nearly enough. the promiscuity and poor language skills are one thing, the cast eye is another entirely.