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If a Carrot Could Scream:AAAHHHHIt would be a bad dream if a carrot could screamOh your little frown the pulled you out of the groundWhat they do to you they tossed you in the stewIt makes me wanna cry to see a carrot dieReaching up to the sunIt rains and you're having funYou get cut and you healIt's obvious that you feelYou don't have eyeballs and fartThat's what sets you apartMother Earth is sad Hearing your little cryMother Earth is sad!

B.B.Q.U.:You choked on your tongue and you turned blueI think that it's time that I hit you with my shoeYou look dead and you smell bad tooYou better start breathin' or you're goin' in the stew~You look so tender~what a tasty treat~I think that i'll pass when it comes to your feet~I'll pickle your balls and your eyes in a glass~I can't wait to put a fork in your assYou call the psychic and you graze on grassDon't make another move until he tells you what to doThere's no need for recycling bluesYour brain tastes good cuz' it's pickled in booze~You think that's sick, you think thats meanIt's the year 2000 it's Soilent GreenYou can have your colored chips and toss them in your stewBut I think it would be better just to B.B.Q.U.~

Bigot:You Bigot piece of shitSuck my wankerYou're a prejudice BigotThat's why we wrote this songYou have no real idea of what the fuck is going onYou talk a lot of BSWhile your eyes are glazed and redYou want to blame the world for the problems in your headIf you would just wake up and smell the coffeeAnd get the Fuck out of bedCuba's ruled by communists, their people sing the bluesHitler was a Bigot, murdered Christians, Hindu's and Jews We believe in freedom, Freedom for us to chooseYou're a hate filled Bigot stand up tall and scream it loudYou run around in circles while you hypnotize the crowdYou're a hate filled BigotCharles Manson would be proudSolidarity and unity you'll never understandWhile you vomit up your hate and try to separate the landThere's a better way then spewin all your hateIt's called education and intelligent debateHatred bigotry and murder who really wants to bear itWe need to judge as individuals According to your merit

Asshole:Reeses~You drive around town in your mother fuckin truckhaving sex with kids that are down on their luckYou leave your own alone but they have a fuckin gunGunna kill you and it's gunna be fun cause you're anAssholeSancho~Why do you always have to fuckin bug meWhy do you always have to complain to me Why all these stories and all these fucking lies?I'll slap your ass like a red headed step childAssholeRex~You got so fucking drunkand you act so fuckin dumb you always wet the bed so you outta suck your thumbyou cant hold down a jobcause you're nothin but a slobinstant Asshole just add alcoholAsshole~BusterYou tell me you're so humble after talking about your dayYou talk about yourself so much I'm going to go insaneYou fucking piece of shitWhy don't you suck my dickYou're not my buddy, Pal or Friend And that is why I think that you're an~Asshole~

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Mind your P's and Q'sBrush your teethComb your hairWell, well, wellDon't you look niceYou spend 8 years in college to get your degreeYou work long and hard to be financialy freeYou get a diploma and a standing ovationYou're hoping for a job at a big corporationAll those years of school have finally paid offYou get a cellular fone and a company carYour boss really loves you Your'e gunna go farWho knows in a year you might get a promotionSurprise! You're gunna work until your brain is dead!

Corporations:WaWa~Fuck the corporations give me a cigarette~Fuck the corporations give me a beerYou say that you hate them but you drink all dayBut you drink all dayYou talk about how you're going to make them payYou steal from your neighborsand you lie to your friendsDealing with you is like dealing with them~F the corporations and their big fat fat cigarsF the corporations and their fancy new carsF the corporations and their fancy new clothesF the corporations and their manicured toesF the corporations and their power tiesYou're in a different situation Telling different lies ~Greedy people make me sickWe need to ban together and cast our voteIf we all work together we can rock the boatYour vote doesn't count thats what they want you to hear So put out your cigarette and pour out your beerDon't let the rich keep you under sedation Snap out of your coma and lets change our nationWaWa

N/A:Back in the old west people took life a little easierOver the past 100 years or soWe evolved technologicly advanced to fast for the average persons mental comprehensionThe last thing we need for our society is people running around smoking crack and slamming speedWe need to slow down, take life a little easierEnjoy the good things, sit on the porch and strum the guitarSwap stories about the fishing holeLook at the stars, relax a little bit and enjoy the good thingsEat some of grandma's home made apple pieDid you ever think about that?Slow downYou had a good job You had a good life You had a pretty girl could have been your wifeYou Fucked your friends and family and you didn't look backLiving on the street you fell in love with that crackEveryone that you cared about you stabbed them the backOver speed and crackI hate that shitNow your living on the streets and you're slamming speed Lying and cheating to feed your needYou don't care about you, you don't care about meAll you care about is that fucking speedYou look sucked up and you look like shitNo thanks bitch you can keep your drug habitLive under that bridge lie a scarred little rabbitRabbit!There is hope there is a solutionYou can kick that brain pollutionTurn your life over to a higher powerYou can stay clean hour by hourListen to me friend you're not aloneall you have to do is pick up the foneListen very carefully to what I have to sayThere is a better life for you in the walls of N/AWalls of N/A

Walking in Bombay:Finally that much needed vacation.Look ahead as we really try to focus on itEver tried to hitch a ride on a moving train?It must have been just a cart full of cattleand a man sucking down a 40crawling from the wreckage~Walking in Bombay'I don't know how we made it thru the jungle babyOr how they knew we were going to do the wild thing...It's a show and how we're starring in a movieSounds pretty groovy...oohhhh!~Walking in Bombay'Over there is a cow walking on the beachIt's O.K. you can walk your cattle down the streetLand mines everywhere You'd beter put something on your feet...oohhhh!~Walking in BombayGet the scooter 'cuz we're goin' to a pool partyYou look so cute with a towel wrapped around your brainIt's so fun to swim with the elephants and Bangle Tigers Ohhh...

Little Red Horsies:Little Red Horsies

M.F.O.S.I hate the dentistThat mother fuckerThat piece of shitHe gave me a sucker!Mouth Full Of Sores

Lonesome Road:I'm married to my handYou don't understandBecause I'm in commandMy girlfriend left me 9 mo.'s to the day she saidYOU DRINK TOO MUCH!I had nothing to say~When has it been so lonely going down that lonesome road?One too many days hanging out at the barNow I'm out of a job living in my carI'm seeing double, voices in my headI wet my car seat cause' I don't have a bed~10-3-2-1Hey listen friend can you spare a dime?Get out of my way I aint' got the timeVodka, Gin, Scotch and beersBeen living hell on Earth for about 10 years~I check myself into a halfway houseI'm working 12 steps and I've got self

Witch Hunt:America was founded on religious freedomFreedom to believe what you want to believeFreedom from religious persecutionFreedom to conceive what you want to conceiveIt's your mind it's your decisionYou have a bill of rights and a constitutionJust don't the violate the rights of those around youI like to excersise my freedom of speech.~Get the firewood and dig a ditchWe'er gunna build a fire and burn a witchShe's been a bitch for far too longPut a noose around her neck and stretch it longShe's been excluded from religious freedomBurn all the witches from here to SalemDo you have any last requestsYour favorite sandwich on rye breadWhat's going on inside your headWe wont rest until you're deadThere's nowhere for you to hide You must have a demon insideYou're excluded from religious freedomsIt's for us but not for youThat's no freedom from persecutionThat's an evil bigot's point of view.Get Her

M.I.A.Johnny was a rebel from day oneJohnny was a rebel just having funJohnny liked to play with gunsJohnny's bro was a MIAJohnny and his bro's had a lot to say About that ugly war "Vietnam"~Johnny don't fly your colors around here anymore cause'Vietnam Was an ugly war but now it seems to meThat Vietnam's at your backdoorThese biker wars need to end We need to ban togetherSo we can live to ride and ride to liveHow many bro's do we have to lose Before we all decide to choseTo live and let live and ride free~

N.W.O.The banking system's gunna fallWe're gunna have a free for allYou're getting kicked upside your jawThey're gunna enforce Marshall LawThey're gunna take your guns from youThey say they know whats best for youThey're sneaking up behind your backGetting ready for their attackThe government behind closed doorsCorporations greedy whoresThey'll make you think their on your sideYou're gunna want to run and hideThe media will work with them and try to tell you their your friend Their tanks are rolling into townIt's gunna force us undergroundTheir marshall law ends constitutionIt's their answer the final solutionTheir like a plague across the landThey have blue helmets and guns in handIt's coming soon the New World OrderYour list of freedoms just got shorter Their building bases and radar stationsIt's the New World Order under United Nations

Takin' My Baby Rollin'Pack the saddle bags cause we're gunna go rollin'Roll up the sleeping bags cause' we're gunna go rollin'Rollin' onRollin down the highway cause I wana see things my wayRollin under bridges thru the turnpikes down the bywaysIm taken my baby rollin Rollin to the city heading down to San FransicoRollin up to Redding up to Portland to SeattleRollin thru the country over mountains to the desertRollin thru the desert just my baby and mescooting on my Harley never felt so freeRollin Arizona, Tex-Akana, Alabama,Rollin up to Kanas to Nebraska, MinnesotaRollin up to Canada, Alaska thru the YukonI'm taken my baby rollin, rollin on'Rollin down to Sturgis, South Dakota, AppellationsRollin thru Virginia to Missouri, OklahomaRollin thru the mountains to the desert to the oceanCruzin down the highway just my baby and meCruzin on my Harley never felt so free…On the highway

Human Being:What I do to you I'm really doing to meWhen I hate you It's that I'm hating meDrink another beer so you can express your fearSo much built up inside there is nowhere to hideI love uI hate uI wana kill uaagghhhIt was such a lovely dayIt really had a lot to sayThe nurds are singing in the skyIt's just another day to dieThis is "Brian Deneke's songWill we ever make right his wrong?It makes me want to cry to know the reason whySomeone had to dieHe was innocent of any crime Why did he have to die?Let me tell you whyBigotry and murderThey go hand in handJust like fearJust like fear rules hate!They never knew what he was like inside,He was a Human Being