WANT: The Christopher Walken Rug

I know my birthday isn’t for a while, but I’d be willing to switch it if someone would buy me this legit Christopher Walken rug. It really ties the room together. I would smuggle this rug in my ass for three years. -Vince [Regretsy]

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When I was in high school, my best friend’s dog would always hang out by their cat’s litter box waiting for the cat to make a “deposit.” Whenever a deposit was made, the dog would parade around with it hanging out the side of his mouth like a cigar, and then swallow it before anyone could get it away from him.