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Dad, do you want any more zucchini? Ya kiddin' me? These things have taken over our entire backyard. I have one I grew this morning and I don't know what to do with it. Do what everyone else does. Sneak over and leave it on the neighbor's porch. I can't just abandon it with some unsuspecting neighbor. So write 'em a note. A note. Got it. Says here it likes Macgyver and root beer floats. You folks aren't early risers, are you?

Did you get the lantana? Um … no, sweetheart. Ed, I told you I want to plant some lantana. It's all I asked you to get while I picked up all of these other things! I'm very sorry, sweetheart. Sorry?! One item, Ed! One item! And you can't remember it? I remembered Helen ... but the solar panel pitch guy is stationed by the plants today. Oh. Okay. We can come back tomorrow.

My flesh and blood � watching a reality tv show. Welcome to America, mom. This country is hopelessly divided. Now, now. The gulf between me and you gardening addicts isn't that big! The gulf between reality tv fans and sane people is. Sanity. So overrated.

What happened in here? There's water all over the floor! Splash! The toilet overflowed. Your grandson used too much toilet paper. Well, I guess it's like you always say to me … Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone's garden.

This shrub is starting to droop. We could plant something else. What? You would do that? After all these years? Throw out the sagging mature plant for some new young thing? I thought you were working in the yard with mom. I didn't know what I was getting into.

Those aren't your standard gardening shorts. They're perfect. I get a tan on the hard-to-tan backs of my legs. That is important. My only problem is the unsightly panty line. That's easily fixed. Wear looser pants. Will do. In 30 years.

How come you don't use sunscreen, nana? Who needs all those chemicals? Covering up works just as well. Plus I never know if it's on evenly. That's easy to tell. Right. It's where the dirt sticks. Bingo.