The trouble with Buzzfeed is it has no journalistic point of view. It can't decide whether it wants to be a regular news site or an aggregate like Tumblr.

Arianna grande.

Whose bulge did you think was the best?

Unfortunately Buzzfeed consists of multiple "journalists". These articles are likely not made by the same person but Buzzfeed hardly calls for editing anything they post. Consistency is completely lost.

This letter is a satirical reply a letter left by the other guy which basically said "Stop leaving your dogs running around your garden because I have a small child". This writer of this letter wasn't really going to call the cops and was just taking out their frustration with a satirical letter to their neighbour.

I'd ignore the note, people like this tend to be persistent, usually ending in getting fined or arrested for calling the police repeatedly on nonsense.

I’d say the vast majority of men would. I’m talking like 90% if they wrapped it up an believed nobody would find out. If you are a guy and tell me I’m wrong then you are a liar. And I’ll admit, yes, that includes me... if I was single and going through a dry spell.