According to Megaupload's attorney Ira Rothken, Professor Swizz "I Sleep With Alicia Keys Every Night" Beatz of New York University isn't CEO of the clobbered site. Rather, VentureBeat reports, he was "negotiating" for the position. Let's assume negotiations are over.

The feds shut down Megaupload today, and the RIAA is juiced. In a statement released after the DoJ killed Megaupload, the RIAA celebrated victory with a hearty diatribe villainizing the file-sharing site.