I looked for other bike brand humor on the net, but Harley stuff definitely seems to be the most prevalent. Well, I'm a Yank, and live just down the street from Daytona, so I guess I'm entitled to poke a little fun at Harleys.

Harley Davidson Jokes

Harley-Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the adverse side effect of horsepower

Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road?The other 5% actually made it home.

What's the cheapest way to get another 50hp from your Harley? Trade it in on a Suzuki.

Why don't Harley riders sit on their bikes when the sidestands are down?They're afraid to lean over that far.

What's the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner's home? TheHarley costs more and has fewer wheels.

How do you know you're riding a Harley?While coming off an exit-ramp you get passed by a scooter