All of which has led to a new diagnosis appearing in the Diagnosis and Statistical Manual — Rapid Onset Gonad Retraction. The symptoms are rapid loss of integrity, courage, and the slightest ability to deflect bullying from powerful interests. The patient will readily capitulate to any demand from said interests, even a demand that the patient jettison his/her most sacred principles and commitments. Example: The administration of a prestigious Ivy League university tosses one of its professors under the bus and stomps on her academic freedom to appease a powerful political lobby. There is currently no known effective treatment for this disorder.