Saturday, December 27

because i haven't been here in forever... just like everywhere else on the internet. yeah... oh well... hm. i wonder. maybe i'll put pics of kris & my awesome day of making Christmas cookies... they're pretty amazing cookies. yeah... i'll do that. and that'll be my amazerful post. yay!!!

Blah. Typing is funny like this. ANYWAY... YAX! for... yax. yeah. and R is para mi (sorry if i use random spanish... but it should make sense, even if you don't know spanish) and K is for Kristin. yeah...

This here is a leaf that says CAN. it's supposed to be the Canadian leaf (for all our great friends in Canada, and because Canada is an awesome place) but CANADA wouldn't fit on it (especially when kristin was writing it... loti). so it's the CAN LEAF. yeah... amazing, huh?

These amazing cookies happen to be Kris and I in cookie form. I'm on the left, Kris is on the right. by the way, these cookies look NOTHING like us. partly because a) My hair does not look like that, and b) Kristin does not look like Frankenstein. that's what i've come to associate that with. Frankenstein. because of a freak accident while the cookie was going onto the pan. yeah... it's pretty hilarious.

Sorry it's sideways, but those are our Flock cookies... Max has wings and a halo, and she's next to Crazy Fang (notice the heart in the middle: we are strong believers in Fax) and Super Iggy (cape included) is below Fang. The star has NUDGE GAZZY ANGEL written on it, because sadly we ran out of dough to make angels for all of them. SORRY GUYS!!! so yeah. OBITUARY: I'm sorry to report that Cookie Max is dead. No, she was not eaten like some of you may think (i'm saving Max, Fang, and I for last- we're the only cookie people that I got to keep ((kris took everyone else))), but she is broken. Her legs, a random piece of her stomach, her arm, and both of her wings have broken off. Also, the halo is missing... SORRY MAX! yeah... i'm brokenhearted (no kidding!)

Ok. So this is when Max's arm and wings and Fang's hand were broken, so we got icing and put them so that hopefully the icing would help them stay together (it did work for the most part...). you noticed how Fang was kinda in a "jumpsuit" type thing (sorry fang, we couldn't make black icing...)??? well, we decided we should have made it red so he could have been like the Red jumpsuit Apparatus. and when they were in that position, it reminded us of their song Face Down. So we changed the lyrix a bit and came up with this song:

Hey girl you know you drive me crazy.

One look puts the plastic fork in my hand!will never understand why you're looking down

all that i see is wax

cover up with icing on your injuries

tell yourself it's never gonna happen again

you cry alone and the water surrounds you!

do you feel like a cookiewhen you break off her arm?

do you feel better now

as she looks to the ground

well i'll tell you my friend

one day, this worlds gonna end

you will both be eaten.

a new life she has found!!

yay for awesometastical songs!!!

you know what's funny??? i had to go to my myspace to get the lyrix (what? did you really expect me to have all that by memory?!) and you know what came up?? a HUGE AD FOR THE RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS CONCERT! loti. and now i'm being texted by some random person who claims to be harry potter. i could REALLY care less HARRY POTTER IMPOSTER!!! loti. they say that Ron went on vacation after i told them that i could care less. wanna see the whole convo?? here:

Harry: Hi.

Me: Who are you!?

H: Harry.

M: I don't know you. wrong number?

H: yes you do! i'm harry pottah!!

M: ... Riiiiiiiight. but seriously. it's like, midnight, u have the wrong number, and i would seriously like to sleep (yeah right! that's why i'm here...). I really could care less if you need help from a random person to defeat "voldemort".

tZvREDIT: OMC I'M GONNA KILL KRISTIN AND HER BROTHER!!! HE JUST TOLD ME THAT THEY WERE BORED AND THEY PLAYED A TRICK ON ME!!! GRRRRR!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!!!!! (BTW, HARRY POTTER WAS HER BROTHER. ARGY...)