Lookalikes! Bung-holes Edition

(Note: To see past editions of “Lookalikes,” including Browns and Steelers versions, click here)

This week the Ravens travel to Cincinnati to take on the hapless 1-9-1 Bengals. We’ll get to the preview later in the week, but first we thought it would be the perfect time for some Bung-hole lookalikes!

First up, Sin-city-natti’s #1 resident thug, Mr. Chris Henry. Henry, who trails only Adam “Pac-Man” Jones (not to be confused with Adam “Nap Man” Jones) in arrests over the past several years, has perplexed us for years over just what he reminds us of more:

Next up, we have a bunch of Bengals that could pose as body doubles for actors. Offensive lineman Scott Kooistra is best known for his role as Cal Naughton Jr., alongside Will Ferrell in “Talladega Nights.”

Anybody watch the show Prison Break on FOX back before it completely jumped the shark? In seasons 1 and 2, Bengals defensive end Josh Mallard played the role of psychiatric ward inmate, “Haywire.”

Not so much? Ok, here’s a better one. How about new Bengals’ QB Ryan Fitzpatrick? The first time I saw his photo way back in week 5 or whenever it was, I immediately thought of Emile Hirsch.

And finally, an oldie but a goodie of injured Bung-holes gunslinger Carson Palmer.

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