Calling all dragons

Okay, so technically dragons can't wear these because, you know, claws. But dragonriders or Targaryens or humans who were supposed to be born as dragons but accidentally came out bipedal, these are the shoes for you.

These Ascot Heels from the mad geniuses at Irregular Choice feature a black scale pattern on the outside that reminds us of fish or snake or dragon, but no fish or snakes (or dragons) were harmed in the making of these vegan pumps. There's a generous black bow on the front (with a tiny Irregular Choice charm for true fans), and the heel itself is covered with silver and black glitter. They're shiny and sparkly without being too over the top.

Note: We know shoes are hard to buy online. If you're not sure if you got the right size, wear them inside a bit to see if they fit okay. That way the bottoms will stay untouched. DO NOT walk in them on pavement! If you wear them inside for an hour and realize they're rubbing you the wrong way, literally, return them for a refund or exchange them for another size. Just to be sure to include all the bits that came with them so another fan can have the same joy you did unboxing them.