"I'm so embarassed doctor, I really need your help to save my marriage""What's the problem""It's sex, I just find it too painful. My husband is very demanding, I'm afraid that sooner or later he'll leave me for another women that can satisfy him"

"Have you tried masturbating""Yes, but it makes my wrist ache"

"Have you tried oral sex"?"Uh-huh, that makes me choke"

"Have you tied anal sex"?"Yep, it really gives me the runs"

"Well, have you tried nasal sex"?"What, up the bogey hole"?"Yes, try it, it could be the answer to your problem"

1 week later she comes back

"Nocnor, can noo get pnegnant from nasal snex""Of course not"SSSNNNIIIIFFFF"Thank fuck for that"!

"I'm so embarassed doctor, I really need your help to save my marriage""What's the problem""It's sex, I just find it too painful. My husband is very demanding, I'm afraid that sooner or later he'll leave me for another women that can satisfy him"

"Have you tried masturbating""Yes, but it makes my wrist ache"

"Have you tried oral sex"?"Uh-huh, that makes me choke"

"Have you tied anal sex"?"Yep, it really gives me the runs"

"Well, have you tried nasal sex"?"What, up the bogey hole"?"Yes, try it, it could be the answer to your problem"

1 week later she comes back

"Nocnor, can noo get pnegnant from nasal snex""Of course not"SSSNNNIIIIFFFF"Thank fuck for that"!

I guess that explains the head ache you usually have when having a cold. Also all those havint STD's that definetely didn't cheat on their partner and got it from a toilet seat. The new thing will be "The two dicked ghost gave it to me while I slept!""It's at that point you realise Lady Luck is actually a hooker, and you're fresh out of cash."

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