Crashproof Bike Video Not Fakeproof

This video supposedly showing a live German TV report on a crashproof bike demonstration that GOES AWRY IN A COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED WAY has been making the rounds over the last few days. Far be from me to be overly critical, but who exactly do these krazee krauts think they’re fooling with this one? Like any self-respecting German person would show that kind of regard for an injured person. Also the conveniently fixed camera angle really gives it away. But mostly the thing about Germans not having emotions.

For my non-exchanging Internet money, you’re much better off with watching the dancing guy getting hit in the street by an ice cream truck, on account of its not complete fakeness. Also because I like the thought of vehicular homicide being perpetrated by someone who sells Hot Fries. You know Andy Capp would find it hilarious.