Funny New Year Messages, Quotes and Greetings

by David Miller ·
Published December 27, 2015
· Updated December 16, 2016

New Year’s Day is an exciting day of new beginnings. It’s a time to take stock of the events of the past year and focus on your goals for the new one. New Year’s is a good time to send wishes to family and friends. It’s a beautiful gesture to let people know you are thinking of them. Rather than just writing Happy New Year in your messages you can make fun or say something cute. There is no better way to start the New Year than with a laugh. Share your joy with these funny New Year messages.

Wishing you 12 Months of success, 52 weeks of laughter, 365 days of fun, 8760 hours of joy, 525600 minutes of good luck and 31536000 seconds of happiness.

Before the sun sets in this day, before the memories fade in this year, before the networks get jammed… Happy New Year!

All we wanted from life was love, peace, happiness and a Porsche. Three out of four isn’t quite so bad, considering what we’ve been through as friends. Happy New Year, and may this be the year of the Porsche.

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian, Beyoncé, George Clooney & ME! All the famous wish you a very Happy New Year!

I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!

I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!

You will be a little bit older, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. Happy New Year!

Happy New Year. May this year be as full of success and surprise as the last year and may all your wishes come true.

I’ve been waiting 365 days to say “happy new year” since I had so much fun saying it last year. Happy New Year, friend.

May this New Year bring actual change in you, not recurrence of old habits in a new package!