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Thursday, November 06, 2008

This is funny

Norman Hakim, you get the award for originality in bullshit.

There might be something lost in translation in this story from The Star which was reporting on a report in Utusan Malaysia so you will have to make your own concessions as you read the story. I want you to read it and form your own conclusions if this isn't the funniest thing you've read in a long time. Here it is...

ACTOR Norman Hakim is willing to take starlet Memey Suhaiza as his second wife if that’s God’s will, Utusan Malaysia reported.

Norman, 32, however, did not confirm whether he was in a serious relationship with the 20-year-old actress.

“My love for my wife (Abby Abadi) is still very strong. Every day, I pray to Allah that only death will separate us. I do not want to split up with her through a divorce,” said the Gerak Khas TV series star.

However, Norman said he could not rule out the possibility that he and Memey may be fated to be together in future.

This is the first time in my memory where a man has actually blamed God for his adulterous affair with a woman while at the same time swearing in God's name that his love for his wife is very strong! I know polygamy is allowed in Islam but I am also very sure that Islam does not condone adultery. This man obviously wants to prove me wrong.

Funny? No?

Now, before any of you rush off to accuse me of insulting Islam and/or commenting on something that I am not qualified to comment etc. please know that I mean no disrespect to Islam or Muslims. I just find one man's attempts at defending his selfish actions quite hilarious.

Yeah right....he is an actor right!!! The moment you take on an interest in another chick is equivalent to NOT LOVING YOUR WIFE OR PARTNER!!! God damn it, you Ab-norman(L), idiot! Don't bullshit in the name of your God that "fate" is what makes you take on another chick.

You already "sian" with your wife and you need another fresh juicy pussy is what you after. What da fuck are you trying to reason with to your poor wife???

Barrack Obama, father black, mother white and a Christian. President-elect of the USA.Mahathir Mohd, father Indian, mother Melayu and a Muslim. Former PM of Malaysia. Who is first, USA or Malaysia. So, what is the big deal?Do you think, Rev Jessie Jackson will ever win the Presidency if he was nominated as Democrats candidate? He even mis the cut during the democrat primary.Just your thought and comment brother so people will not be mislead on Obama tag line "Change, yes we can"

haha this guy is full of crap... he cried most of the time and he certain that he'd end of with both as his wife, still (by the sound of it).. but people know the truth when they see one (hope they do!)..

p/s: uncle pat, people just misinterperet u for the things u say.. just keep on writing, i love reading all ur posts.. just the comments are abit annoying..

Methinks too much acting in an unreal sitcom has scrambled his eggs.Waah..next time men get caught with pants down now have original excuse..!Only in Boleh land.. hey guys do you realise nowadays we need some really over the top jokes we just need to read the local papers for the comments speeches etc ..a word of caution though..may make you puke toooo!!Nomans fan.

Yea....the very first time i read the story i went "WTF??!" yes, i love my wife very much but at the same time ar...I also love another woman and i think we are fated...Hm...well, since Islam allowed up to 4 wives...I wonder what else he will tell to others next time he wanna get marry again?

nope, you are not insulting the religion in any way..take it from me..a muslim. it is folks like this man who takes no responsibilities for his actions and use god's name to 'justify' his lust. shame. and this is why the powers that be in malaysia shoul spend more time educating muslim men onpoligamy instead of pondering if yoga chants are a deviation from religion.

Thanks patrick for pointing it out.norman acts is unspeakeable.can lead to accusation of Islam allows adultary.Islam prohibit adultary.i believe no religion allowed adultary.therefore, my advice is don't judge the Islam by its followers.if you have to, judge by its best follower;the Prophet Mohammad (pbuh).

My job takes me all over the world and I have visited virtually every Moslem country in Asia and in the Middle East. Never once had I come across a Moslem customer or an agent that had more than 1 wife. Many kids yes, multiple wives no. Some told me it is not possible to have multiple wives and some even said it is not in their culture to do so. I suppose it is the culture here???

Patrick, This man want the whole cake. He says he loves his wife but is willing to marry another . Duhhhhhh............. he doesn't respect the sanctity of marriage and is a b............ I pity Abby and the kids , she just gave birth. He couldn't keep his pants on during the confinment.

Conficius said even a hero cannot escape a beauty's trap. What more Norman is no hero. So what he did is excusable. Obviously he should learn from one of those has-beens from MCA who commented the silliness of Chua SL for being caught.

poor abby. thanks to "husband power" that has trapped so many women in limbo (after all many muslim men seem to look at women as one-out-of-four... she's got NO way out. but props to the cheating maggot for "most original excuse". HAH! Destiny konon. After that Memey wannabe actress skank gets wrinkles... then who? the cast of 5 Jingga? *ptui*