Good news, everyone – Paula Patton is finally free. Less than a year after Robin Thicke finally hung up his hat on the “Get Her Back” tour of contrition, the terms of their divorce have been settled and in just a few weeks time, this long national nightmare will finally be over.

Paula filed legal docs Tuesday declaring they have reached a property settlement as well as a custody arrangement for their 4-year-old son Julian.

The terms of the settlement are private. There’s an indication from the legal docs Paula is getting primary custody, but it’s not spelled out specifically. They’ve also agreed on the terms of spousal and child support.

The divorce does NOT become final until April 14, 6 months after Paula filed. At that point they will be officially single, but now it’s just a matter of time.

Not much to glean from this other than that the paperwork has been filed and it’s now a waiting game, but good for Paula for having enough backbone to kick this piece of shit to the curb. I imagine between alimony payments and copyright infringement charges, Robin might need to get a Saturday job. Maybe a paper route or something?

You may or may not remember this, but some months back, a lawsuit was brought against Robin Thicke and Pharrell by Marvin Gaye‘s estate, claiming that ‘Blurred Lines’ was a pretty blatant rip off of Marvin’s track ‘Got to Give It Up’. Robin was high the whole time and Pharrell was… Pharrell, so they sorta denied the whole thing. Unfortunately for them, a judge decided just this week that ‘Blurred Lines’ also blurred the line between inspiration and copyright infringement and they need to pay up.

Robin and the song’s producer Pharrell Williams are now on the hook for $7.3 million to Marvin’s family because the jury found they infringed on the Gaye copyright for his 1977 hit.

The jury ruled T.I. — who raps on ‘Blurred’ — was NOT responsible for the copyright infringement.

As we previously reported … Marvin Gaye’s kids first sued Thicke back in 2013 for allegedly ripping off the song. “Blurred Lines” was #1 on Billboard for 12 weeks that same year.

Let this be a lesson… of what, I’m not quite sure. Basically that you’ll have to pay back all the money you pretty much stole by blatantly ripping something off and thinking you were slick enough to get away with it, I suppose.

Praise the Lord, y’all – it’s truly a day for even the non-religious among us to be thankful to a higher power, because Paula Patton has FINALLY filed for divorce from scumbag husband Robin Thicke. They’ve been separated since February, but Paula decided to stew and let Robin humiliate himself for a few months before finally filing the paperwork earlier this month.

Robin Thicke is one of the biggest losers out there. He treats women like shit, he pathetically stalked his soon-to-be ex-wife when she finally left him, he’s full of himself, he constantly lies about his accomplishments… you get the gist.

We’re here to talk about that last part, today. You see, the estate of Marvin Gaye is suing Robin and Pharrell, who produced the track, for ripping off Marvin’s 1977 hit, ‘Got to Give It Up’. In fact, some reports even say that Robin specifically asked Pharrell to write a track that was reminiscent of Marvin’s, though now Robin says that was a lie, as was pretty much everything else he said throughout 2013 because he was actually pretty high and drunk all year.

After objecting to a mash-up of the two songs (“Mozart would be rolling in his grave right now”), he backtracks on comments he previously made to GQ about asking Pharrell to write a song in the vein of “Got to Give It Up.” He now says he made the whole story up to fortify his wounded ego: “After making six albums that I wrote and produced myself, the biggest hit of my career was written and produced by somebody else and I was jealous and I wanted some of the credit.”

But the most striking revelation comes when Thicke tries to explain his role—or lack thereof—in the song’s creation:

Q: Were you present during the creation of “Blurred Lines”?Thicke: I was present. Obviously, I sang it. I had to be there.Q: When the rhythm track was being created, were you there with Pharrell?Thicke: To be honest, that’s the only part where—I was high on Vicodin and alcohol when I showed up at the studio. So my recollection is when we made the song, I thought I wanted—I —I wanted to be more involved than I actually was by the time, nine months later, it became a huge hit and I wanted credit. So I started kind of convincing myself that I was a little more part of it than I was and I—because I didn’t want him—I wanted some credit for this big hit. But the reality is, is that Pharrell had the beat and he wrote almost every single part of the song.

He later says he continued to exaggerate his participation in the making of the song to “help sell records” and because he was not sober in a single interview that he gave in 2013. That doesn’t make him look very good, of course, but it also helps undercut the comments he’s made that seem to bolster the Gaye estate’s case.

LOL, okay, idiot. I mean, how sad and pathetic is this guy? He needs to go away for a long, long time. Also, he needs to be sued and forced to pay up for deliberately copying someone else’s song. I don’t for one second believe that he “made up” the story about asking for a song like Marvin Gaye’s. What would be the point of that lie? That’s not “taking credit” for anything – that’s admitting that you’re a shithead who has no originality and wants to copy off of something else that was actually good. Pharrell’s a dumbass, as well, and should have to pay up for going along with that nonsense.

Robin Thicke has finally given up on his marriage to Paula Patton after sticking his dick in one too many women for her liking. Now, in the aftermath of the realization of what a prick he is, he’s really learned his lesson and is getting his life together… NOT. He’s actually getting way too drunk and playing music so loudly that the police had to be called to his house.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the LAPD was called to Thicke’s home in the Hollywood Hills late Monday night, into Tuesday morning, after neighbors complained about loud music.

We’re told Thicke appeared to be drunk — no big deal since he was partying at home — but also had a “total disregard” for the cops. After agreeing to lower the volume, we’re told Robin cranked it up again once the officers walked away. So they wrote him up for loud music.

A source close to Robin tells us he actually apologized to police.

We’re told this was the 2nd night within the last week police went to Robin’s house for noise complaints. such ticket in the last week.

I suppose we’re all meant to feel bad for poor Robin, who’s obviously spiraling and out of control. What a poor, pitiful, sad little man. He’s all alone! His wife left him! Whatever will he do? Who knows, who cares? Not me. Instead of using this experience and getting his life together, I have a feeling he’ll instead use it to become even more of an asshole and set a super excellent example for his kid.

It seems like our longstanding national nightmare might finally be coming to a close, as Robin Thicke has apparently finally accepted the fact that his marriage to Paula Patton is dunzo and cannot be repaired. That’s right – no matter how many albums he releases with her name, no matter how many bouquets of flowers he tries to hawk in the name of love, she’s just not having it. THANK GOD.

Robin Thicke is waving the white flag … telling people in his camp his marriage to Paula Patton has collapsed.

Thicke certainly gave a strong sign the union is over by listing his L.A. home Monday. Paula has not lived in the house since their separation in February, after that grab-ass pic became public.

Sources connected with Robin tell TMZ … an attorney is already working on a financial settlement — separating assets.

Our sources say, however, neither side has hired a divorce lawyer.

Thicke is saying he will NOT be the one who files for divorce … she’ll have to do it. But he says he’s done begging and is moving on.

Aw, what’s the matter, Robin? Too much trouble? Find a woman still willing to put out cos she doesn’t really want a relationship, she just wants the D? Fuck this dude and God help any woman who actually decides to get involved with him in future.

How on earth a collaboration between Robin Thicke and 1-800-Flowers even became a glimmer in anyone’s brain is beyond me, but here we are. The World’s Creepiest (and Most Pathetic) Pop Star teamed up with the flower delivery service to make an official ‘Get Her Back’ bouquet – as well as a cheaper option, the ‘Forever Love’ bouquet – for those times when you stick your finger up the ass of a woman who’s not your wife/girlfriend and then decide you don’t want to break up.

You can buy your desperation in the form of 18 long-stem red roses in the “Forever Love” bouquet for $64.99 or $89.99, or the romantic “Get Her Back” bouquet with 100 red roses for $349.99.

Uh… how about no? Who is really going to think to themselves, “You know, nothing says love like Robin Thicke. My wife/girlfriend/partner will LOVE this themed vase of overpriced flowers!”??? Pretty sure no one is.