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Hyundai Jokes

Q: How do you upgrade a Hyundai?
A: Put in an engine.
A. "TRADE IT FOR A TRABBIE" (the late great Roosian "people's car"
A. "PARK IT NEXT TO A PORTAJOHN.....AND LEAVE IT UNLOCKED"
A. "CRUSH IT AND USE IT FOR TRACTION BALLAST IN YOUR BIG DOG 4X4 PICKEMUP TRUCK"

A man goes to a parts garage:
Man: "Can I have a windshield wiper for a Hyundai please?"
Parts man: "Yeah, that seems like a fair swap."

Q: What is the sport-version of Hyundai?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.

Q: What do you call a Hyundai at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.

Q: What do you call a Hyundai with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow

Q: How do you double the value of a Hyundai?
A: Half fill it with gasoline!

Q: How do you make a Hyundai look good?
A: Park it between two Cadillacs!

Q: What to you call a Hyundai with brakes?
A: Customized.

Q: What do you have to do if your Hyundai gets in the way of a swarm of killer
bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge into the car.

Q: What is the Hyundai owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.

Q: What do you call a Hyundai with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.

Q: How do you make a Hyundai go faster uphill?
A: Throw out the passenger.

Q: How do you make a Hyundai go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.

Q: What do you call a Hyundai with a flat tire?
A: A write off.

STOP PRESS!!
hyundai has announced a new 16 Valve model for 1993.
8 in the engine, 8 in the radio.

- I can see you've got a new car - a Hyundai!
- Yes, I won the second prize in a lottery.
- What was the first prize then?
- A fruit-basket!

Hyundai will be introducing three new vehicles next year. They will have a moped called an "I Go". They will have a
4-door called a "We Go". They will also have a new station wagon called the "Y'all Go".

•How do you make a Hyundai go faster?
A towtruck.

•Two guys in a Hyundai were arrested last night in Oakland following a push-by shooting incident.

•The new Hyundai has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident, start pumping real fast.

•How can you get a Hyundai to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff.

They really are
The only half good one is the tiburon, maybe an SUV of theirs.

Actually, the only real good ones are the Genesis Coupe, Genesis and Equus.

Originally Posted by MOOG

I have been standing naked in front of a mirror for the last three days and checking 100% that I am definitely not a 45 year old woman, for it is this creature that is so often seen piloting such a vehicle.