This Texas Road Rage Fight Is a Sloppy Mess

Really, this fight between two grown men in the middle of traffic in Austin, Texas, could have been much worse. Had they both been carrying guns, this road rage duel could have turned deadly. Instead, they both pull out bats (one could just be a stick?), which turns into a sword fight between two guys who have no idea what the hell they're doing.

Clearly they've never seen Star Wars or any other movie that involves fighting with swords, because the bigger guy with the tan shirt chooses to block the smaller guy's bat with his arm. No. This is wrong. This is probably why the smaller guy eventually hits the bigger guy with the bat a few times then disarms him. But really, the highlight of this video is the commentary from the stoned-sounding dudes filming. Yes, this was lit. Yes, that in an IHOP in the distance. Thankfully no one died.