Far be it for me to resort to raw commercial endorsements. No, that’s not what this is about; however

many of you know about the product pictured here: prolong. It’s the stuff you add to you your Christmas tree water to keep it fresh during the time it sits in the tree stand. The stuff works great, but it’s not only that. It also gives me such a robust boner.

If one pays enough attention, it is absolutely mind-boggling to see how many people in the world actually wish, in some secret place in their heart, that the whole Mayan calendar thing is true and the world really will sort of come to an end in a few days because, seriously – who can stand any more of this?

It turns out that most of the things that are considered “impossible”, are not; they are just hard and require effort, but not impossible. We are becoming a planet of sissies – lazy sissies. Never fear having to do something difficult; if you absolutely must live in fear, then fear having nothing to do.