The Institute

The Smartest Career Decision Ever Made For You

Welcome to the Institute.

We’re excited to have you aboard.

I know that all of this may feel a bit rushed, but be reassured that we have a long history of making recruiting decisions and we’ve become quite good at picking the right people for the job. We know that you’re going to be very happy here.

We’ve already seen to the transfer of your important belongings. You’ll find everything you need in your dormitory room. We know that the journey can be a bit…disorienting…so we would like to suggest that you go see your new quarters now and lie down for a bit.