I've witnessed the amazing PPK powers to locate lost objects from afar, so I'm hoping for some help here. I reorganized my pantry and lost my cheesecloth and my nutmilk bag. I've turned my kitchen upside down to no avail. Where should I look next?

I need help too! There should be a lost item thread. I have a small tin (like altoid-size) in which I always keep my phone charger and headphones. I know I had it on Friday at work and not Friday night at home. I assumed I left it at work, but when I came in this week, it wasn't here either. It has to be either at work, in my car, or in my house. I made a couple of stops at stores on the way, but I didn't bring anything other than my phone and wallet with me. I checked all over the place!

I know. And since it's a NUTMILK bag. C'mon people. But nope, not the laundry. The hamper was emptied yesterday. It's really weird because they are both in plastic bags, and the cheesecloth bag is obnoxiously blue. I don't think they left the kitchen...but I do have a six year old, so who knows.

joyfulgirl, I often lose things under my car seats. I'm pretty sure there is some sort of reality warp under there because I'll look and there will be nothing there and then a week later, there is my missing object peeking out. Now I'm afraid of my car and its time/space warping abilities. It is blue, though not quite bright enough to be TARDIS blue.

Once, at the store I work at, a coworker popped her head in to ask if we could order nutmilk bags for a customer and I answered appropriately and then we realized that neither of us had laughed or made jokes about it so we must be adults. :(

I found it!! It was in the pocket of a hoodie I keep at work and wear only occasionally if the cafeteria is chilly. Thanks for the looking vibes! Now I'll see if it knows where your nutloaf is, bekki.

bekki wrote:

joyfulgirl, I often lose things under my car seats. I'm pretty sure there is some sort of reality warp under there because I'll look and there will be nothing there and then a week later, there is my missing object peeking out. Now I'm afraid of my car and its time/space warping abilities. It is blue, though not quite bright enough to be TARDIS blue.

woah. My car is bright blue. And I often have said it must be bigger on the inside (it's a honda fit. They're tiny, but surprisingly roomy). Holy crepe. I drive a TARDIS.

I found it!! It was in the pocket of a hoodie I keep at work and wear only occasionally if the cafeteria is chilly. Thanks for the looking vibes! Now I'll see if it knows where your nutloaf is, bekki.

bekki wrote:

joyfulgirl, I often lose things under my car seats. I'm pretty sure there is some sort of reality warp under there because I'll look and there will be nothing there and then a week later, there is my missing object peeking out. Now I'm afraid of my car and its time/space warping abilities. It is blue, though not quite bright enough to be TARDIS blue.

woah. My car is bright blue. And I often have said it must be bigger on the inside (it's a honda fit. They're tiny, but surprisingly roomy). Holy crepe. I drive a TARDIS.

I think we just decided whose car we're taking on our road trip.

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