- Who are you?I am Orville McHaggis [TM] of [Miscellaneous Locale]! - Do you live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important)No, unfortunately. She kicked me out when I turned 20. - Where do you come from?[Miscellaneous Locale] of course! - What is your quest?To sit on the couch all day with a terrible, beaten-up laptop browsing various forums and image-boards! And 4chan, but don't tell Natalya. I still can't triforce.

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Silverdream wrote:No man, I mean that I would be Dom and you would be sub. It would probably be a pretty good fuck.

'Ello! So. My name is Sir Sporktimus; totally new here. Although I've been a reader of this site for a long time, it's only recently that I've really started playing BrikWars with mah bro. So hey, methought, why not join the actual site? Well, here I am. I have to say that Kalvinator is a great guy; in welcoming me so cordially. Anyways. So. Questions! Let's see...

Who are you?

I'm Sir Sporktimus.

*crickets*

Do you live with your mom?

Yep! But that's normal for most pre-graduate high schoolers, so there's no shame there.

Where do you come from?

Earth! But more specifically, I've lived in Germany and Alaska mostly...

What is your quest?

Now that's a harder one. Hm. To play BrikWars by the rules someday! To do a battle report where the photos aren't focused on the wrong minifigs! To participate in a Forum Battle! To figure out how to adjust that little banner under my avatar! To read books! To walk outside! To drink in the sunshine! To live a satisfied life! And to eat muffins!

Yep. Pretty much sums it up. See you guys around!

- Sir Sporktimus

Tzan wrote:Violence is a renewable resource.

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