Though my old housemate once went home with a guy, they were both super pissed, they were having sex and he got her in a weird angle and she pissed all over him and then fobbed it off as female ejaculation. Poor guy.

is that I was standing at the urinals with keiths_tele many hours after the final whistle of the DIS Brighton wedding match and he was holding forth eloquently and charmingly about some subject or other, but I had to ask him to direct his stream the other way because I was getting some considerable splash-back action.

Like in the shower with someone else and then done a wee cause they wanted to see what it was like and they didn't really like it much/didn't do anything for them.
It doesn't do anything for me though. Might as well just have a hot shower. Its the same thing but less stinky/gross.

my mate woke up Wednesday night of Leeds fest wrecked, started pissing in his girlfriends bag with her clothes. When she woke up and shouted at him he turned round and pissed on her, still wrecked. Had to spend all his money at the Oxfam tent the next day

I remember when about 17 this story regarding my friends Matt and Olly becoming legendary.

After many beers at about 2 in the morning Matt and Olly arrive at Olly's house. His parents' house that is. Matt was at the eyes rolling back in his head, swaying back and forth, calling everyone a cunt stage of drunkenness and Olly was slightly less so, and trying to keep Matt in check.

Anyway Olly's brushing his teeth when he hears his Mum absolutely screaming the house down, so he runs down the corridor and finds Matt half through the doorway of his parents' bedroom pissing into it, and his Dad getting out of bed about to throw him down the stairs.

But once I did a sex with a girl irl and i thought she was pissing on me but it was actually female ejaculation. I was very confused. She went on to say "I've told you I do this sometimes!" and tbh she probably did, I have just have a terrible memory and/or thought she was joking. Until then i thought it was a fake porn thing.

We stayed in one of the surfer hotels and I was awoken by a stream of liquid that once the light came on revealed itself to be coming from Stuey who was on the top bunk, half asleep, having a piss... the dirty pig.

Didnt really do it for me to be honest. it's very very hot, hotter than you'd expect it to be and probably want it to be. Biggest problem is the logistics of it, do you do it in the shower? If not do you get a tarp ready? do you just have a tarp undersheet on the offchance that someone wants a shower on your bed? do you go outside? And if you do, and it's cold, how do you maintain a 'rekshin the whole time, and thus keep it sexy times?
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Also anyone who's been to a urinal at a footie match has had their legs/shoes pissed on

my mate was getting off to sleep in his tent. Some pissed up bird decided to squad next to it for a waz but she lost balance and fell backwards onto his head. Only the wall of the ten separated his face from her wet vagina.

But years ago on Christmas Eve we'd got battered on whisky and my mate John passed out in his bed and my other mate passed out directly on top of him (face to face) and they slept for a couple of hours like this.

The guy on top had a notoriously weak bladder after drinking and he proceeded to piss himself which obviously covered both him and John.

The following day, Christmas morning no less, the guy who pissed himself had to get a taxi home and the driver had to drive for miles as this guy lived out in the countryside. His driveway was about a mile long too so after this huge drive the driver pulled up and my mate proceeded to reach into his pocket, pull out a piss soaked tenner and sheepishly give it to the driver before bolting indoors.