Monday, October 1, 2007

"We will win on Sunday. We will win and that's it." - Joey Porter, 9/26/07

"You can make the mouth say anything, but there's 60 minutes of football that have to be played. It's tough when you run your mouth, boy. It's tough." - Warren Sapp, 9/30/07

Miami linebacker Joey Porter had guaranteed a win over the Raiders yesterday. Not only did the Dolphins get waxed 35-17, but the Raiders' B-team running backs hung 299 rushing yards on Porter, who could only manage four measly tackles.

Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Joey Porter. Mmm, back in the early '00s he was quite a teen heartthrob.Homer: Yeah, who'd have thought he'd turn out to be such a weirdo?Marge: What are you talking about?Homer: You know, his bizarre personal life. Those weird things they say he does down at the aquarium. Why I heard...Marge: Oh, Homer, that's just an urban legend. People don't do that type of thing with fish!

lots of hatred on the blog today. nice. i too have hatred in my heart today. then i think of winston justice and i feel better. i bet some pissed of philadelphian mails him a can of campel's soup with a knife thru it and a note thats says "You"

With all due respect, Flubby, it's my duty as a Chiefs fan to tell you and the other pituitary cases in Raider Nation to kindly go fuck yourselves.

That said, I realize you've still got the Cryptkeeper in there as owner, so you're already halfway there. If anyone can find a way to mess up this decent start, it's the Strom Thurmond lookalike in the stylish windbreaker and Blu-Blocker shades.

I was expecting a joke about one of our old coots. Crazy Hank Stram, with the bad toupee and "matriculate the ball" lingo, or maybe Marty Schottenfuhrer, with his patented "there's a gleam" inspirational speeches.

If Culpepper wasn't ready to play the full season last year, then the Dolphins should have done their homework and not signed him (Strike 1). It's their fault they signed him and they compounded that mistake by releasing him when he was healthy for Trent Green who missed most of last season with a concussion. Strikes 2 and 3 for the Fins. No wonder they suck.