Hey remember White Gold And The Calcium Twins, the fake glam rock god who exists to sing about the benefits of milk in a way that causes people to forward his YouTube videos? Well, after a six month hiatus, he’s back with a song about his hair:

I think the inarguable best part is when he says “It ain’t the shampoo” and the Calcium Twins (Skimberly and Wholena) sing “Not the ‘poo.”