**Warning // If Gwen Stefani (and band) are near and dear to you (and I know that's likely not the case), this may ruin a song for you** My wife and I are driving down the road the other day and hear No Doubt's Spiderwebs from the Tragic Kingdom album. So I belt out, in time with the song:

"Sorry I'm not home right now I'm walking into spiderwebs, so, leave a message and I'll call you back..."

That's fine and dandy until the next line, me:

"And it's all your fault
I scream my balls off..."

"You may know that last line is supposed to be:

"I screen my phone calls"

The thing is, I really thought that those were the lyrics. Really. I know there's some other mistaken lyrics out there. Manfred Mann's Blinded by the Light's "wrapped up like a douche," is one of my favorites. List your favorite misunderstood lyrics in comments! Btw, azlyrics.com is the best site for lyrics that I've found with limited advertising.