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THESE STUNNING PHOTOS WILL CHANGE YOUR STANDARD OF BEAUTY

It is a scientifically verifiable fact that all it takes to change society’s standard of beauty is to take something formerly unattractive, put make-up and sexy clothes on it, and publish the photos of the Internet. Recently, the Huffington post has made everyone find morbidly obese landwhales, moth-eaten drag queens, and wizened old hags attractive with this one simple technique. We at TRS decided to try our hand. Enjoy having your definition of “sexy” totally rewritten.

Our team of make-up artists transformed an ordinary angler fish into the vivacious beauty you see here.“I feel sexy and confident,” the Matterhorn told us. “Like I could take on the world and just ignore all the mountain-shamers.”Simply gorgeous. Our lead editor had to do a double-take when he saw this one.Mounds of chicken fat get unfairly stereotyped as ugly. Fiona demonstrates just how untrue that reputation is.A new bikini transformed this blob of pond scum into a boy-crazy beach beauty!