Better let Oxy in on that one Ram before it's too late
The Mr.Softee theme tune was NOT written by Henry VIII
Some impressive lyrics all round.
Anyone written the NB theme tune / jingle yet?
Jeni as the new Elkie Brookes sounds a winner too

Just like to take this opportunity to distance myself from the Calzaghe FP
So, Joe mate, if your listening, you're sound.Take no notice mate.

Yes Ed, Oxy could do a lot worse than listen to what we know about Henry, rather than trawl his way through those history books.
Think you'd better look out for that Jeni B, Crow. She seems to be turning into a wild child, without the child bit, obviously.

We drove behind an ice-cream van the other day and I commented that there must be a very small market for making them. Or are they modified camping vans?

We are OK, here, thanks, Scroaty. I can't wait to get some physio, next week and work hard at being more mobile. How are you and the rest of the Scroats? I appreciate that it has not been easy for you on here, the last few days and I am glad the excitement seems to have died down now. I think we have to accept that there will always be a regular discussion of both scoring and 'what is funny'.

The UOofGB was one of the best concerts I have ever been to. And that's over 30+ years of concerts.
Not just great tunes, but they are TOP comedians with it. Good old fashioned entertainment from beginning to end - modern day variety/music hall.
Feast of Fiddles did my back in. You just can't hope to keep still. Brilliant musicians again.It's a folk supergroup of awesome power.
Had to buy several CD's....check out Brian McNeil, surely Scotland's finest folk musician and one of the best lyricists ever.
My BH weekend was quite special..