Parallel Parker Needs Help. Lots and Lots and Lots of Help.

Prepare to see an inept parallel parking job so awful you simple can't believe it.

The woman in the car has ample space, good weather and few other cars driving by to cause any sort of distraction. Even still, she cannot get her vehicle into the car, much to the amazement of the guy taping her (beware of some of his NSFW language).

The most mind-boggling part? She eventually gives up and drives away, possibly hoping she'll find a football stadium-sized space that she can ease into.

We'd like to thank her for the laughs and remind her to give us a call when she plans on doing a K-turn.