The United States of Southern Allican is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by David NiloKupo with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.973 billion Southern Allicanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miler. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Southern Allicanian economy, worth 393 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 199,204 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies, and Southern Allicanian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime is totally unknown. Southern Allican's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.