Put a ring on it

ESPNU's UNITE host tries to find love in DC

Love don't live here anymore. People say I'm jaded, but it's just that I've been hurt too many times.
I've had more lovers than the cast of
Basketball Wives. I still remember my first,
a slick talker from New York named Riggins. But it didn't last. Eventually his body
couldn't take any more shots. Of whiskey.

He tried to pass me off on his buddy,
Theismann, a solid guy,
but we didn't have a connection.

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