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I have decided to give this space to one of my OC's, Miss Valerie Valentine. Through the magic of interdimensional communication, she has sent me the following message, presented as is, to present to all of you.

I am proud to have been featured in Mr. Detector's gallery for the last few years. He's brought out the best in me, and I look good from all angles, hee hee! I'm slightly put off by the... bimbo-y direction he sometimes goes with me, but I'm not complaining. From where I stand, a lot of people like it, and the more publicity, the better. Anything to take away from that overrated Gala.

With that huge ass, and sex drive rivaled only by the horniest and most overpowered of sex robots, how can you've NOT heard of her? Has she ever met something with a pulse she DIDN'T fuck? Yeesh. When I first found out *I* was a succubus, my succubus persona was going to be that of bubbly fun and sexy good times, not getting plowed by any rando penis near me... not that there's anything wrong with that. As a fellow succubus, I gotta get my daily D as well, but geez Gala, save some for the rest of us!

And speaking of her so-called "popularity"... why am I not as popular as her? Not that you've heard it from me, but I've heard she had to bribe a few people for the top spot on the Internet Character Rankings, using her special talents *coughfacesittingcough*. Yeah, I said "Internet Character Rankings"... have you heard of that? I have. It's so top secret, even the deepest of internet searches won't find it. You might think I'm talking out of my nice, well-toned ass, but I'm not. Even now I've said too much.

Just forget about that last paragraph, 'k? I'm sure she's doing well. I mean, fucking yikes, she's the reason why the 'word' 'thicc' was invented. Her and her double-double-double-wide buddies, all um... many of them. I'd go as far as to say that every female OC worth a damn (even the ones with, uh, awkward hanging meat) has crossed paths with Gala at least once. Even I have, due to Mr. Detector and one of his infamous 'art trades':

Seriously, look at that shit. Compared to other arts of her floating around, she's as slim as a freakin' utility pole here.

I can kinda see why he's blocked by those worth a damn on here. I might have ragged on Gala, and rightfully so, but it's due to this weird mix of jealousy and respect I have for her. But by the time Mr. Detector scrawled that out, the bar on art of her was set so damn high, you needed to blast off to outer space to reach that bar. I can see why I'm not as big as her: I'm being held back by that scrub Mr. Detector... and I can see why he decided to cover his ass with yet another soon-to-be-tainted username. I mean, sure I had a good few years with him, but shit. He won't do better, but I know I can. I just need someone who knows what the flying fuck they're doing to make me into the superstar OC I know I can be!

That's why today, I am declaring myself a Free Agent OC! Yeah.

I'll go around on various artist's pages, and hopefully they'll make an offer. I've had a good run with Mr. Detector, and he's probably did one, maybe two good pics tops of me, whereas Gala... she hits it out of the park every time! Her and her hyper hindquarters have went to places a lowly D-tier OC like myself can only dream of.

So, for all of you out there that have supported me on this guy's page all these years, I thank you. I feel that I would be best suited for a new, better artist, and I hope you support my OC career with whoever might take me in.

And as for you Gala, I'm comin' for you!

Love,

Miss Valerie"

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Well... um... , if you're reading this, don't shoot (or in this case, block) the messenger. I don't know how to feel about this. Gala's awesome, but... I dunno...