Suri's Burn Book. The iPod. These new-fangled cronut snacks. What do they all have in common? They're things I wish I would've invented—and joining them at the top of that list is Drunk History, the laugh-till-you-seriously-cry Funny or Die video series that, with tonight's Comedy Central premiere, blossoms into a full-on TV show. Episode one stars Adam Scott, Jack Black, and plenty more friendly faces--and it's almost dangerously hilarious. So, to get yourself warmed up, let's revisit some of the best online installments:

5) The Nikola Tesla ep: John C. Reilly has such a Drunk History-ready face, it's almost cheating.__