Anyone wanna slap mother nature in the face?

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Hey guys I was just thinking about how if I were ever to meet mother nature one day I would love to give her a nice backhand for giving me such a fucking small cock to start out with. I take Penis Enlargement as a visual smack in the face to her because we're changing what she had planned for us. Stupid bitch should make everyone 8x6 or something

I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree! What song is this from?

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I want in on this action...I wasn't doomed with a small penis, as I started off average. I was doomed with a SLOW GROWING penis...making gains for me is a bitch, so if I ever find mother nature I'll smack her around a little bit for everyone on the forums.