It is important to realize that the theory of evolution is not simply that man evolved from apes, but that man evolved from everything. According to Darwin, all living creatures have a common origin. Men, monkeys and bananas share the same ancestry. As such, when a man eats a banana he is engaging in a kind of cannibalism, consuming an ancestral version of his former self. Yet he consumes the banana so that he might survive. He feels no guilt about using the banana for his own benefit. He will not phone the authorities and report that a crime has been committed, in that he killed the banana and ate it.

Believing in the Bible is just a way of disconnecting yourselves from the ancestral versions of your former selves, so that you can get away with eating bananas without feeling guilty about it because, in your mind, you're not really eating yourselves.

"It is important to realize that the theory of evolution is not simply that man evolved from apes"

Yesss...you are getting there... closer...

"but that man evolved from everything"

Not quite, but..

"According to Darwin, all living creatures have a common origin. Men, monkeys and bananas share the same ancestry. "

Thats the idea, Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees....

"As such, when a man eats a banana he is engaging in a kind of cannibalism, consuming an ancestral version of his former self. Yet he consumes the banana so that he might survive. He feels no guilt about using the banana for his own benefit. He will not phone the authorities and report that a crime has been committed, in that he killed the banana and ate it."

The most disturbing fact about evolution is that its origins, while not scientific, are very spiritual in nature. Evolution is the very backbone of all the occult sciences, which even the most basic examination of esoteric philosophy will reveal. In his book, Occult Invasion, author Dave Hunt gives considerable attention to the implications of evolution’s real origins:"

"It is important to realize that the theory of evolution is not simply that man evolved from apes, but that man evolved from everything."

No. As usual, you people have gotten it backwards and twisted. Man didn't evolve from everything, everything evolved from a comman ancestor.

"According to Darwin, all living creatures have a common origin. Men, monkeys and bananas share the same ancestry."

Not only according to Darwin, but, since the ToE itself has evolved in the last 150 years, almost every other biologist.

"As such, when a man eats a banana he is engaging in a kind of cannibalism, consuming an ancestral version of his former self. Yet he consumes the banana so that he might survive. He feels no guilt about using the banana for his own benefit. He will not phone the authorities and report that a crime has been committed, in that he killed the banana and ate it."

Not only do you have the ToE twisted in a knot, but you've also got no ability to think clearly, do you?