It's fricking bull shite. I'm old, and my younger brothers, I have seen this shite before. Some ol' bitch gets a hair up her ass, then someone writes an article about it and next thing you know, it's short hair and flannel as far as the eye can see. The early 90s were a dark time, lads, and guess what swimsuit those pasty lassies were all wearing? The MOTHERfrickING one-piece!!

I expect each of you to lay down the fricking LAW on this with your girl. Remember, for every one of you out there on the front line, there are three old dudes living vicariously through you. Now do your fricking job!