Goth time, here at AllBum.Art. And a goth classic from the Sisters Of Mercy, in the form of their dark, melancholy single Lucretia My Reflection. But lo!, where is this Lucretia you mention, and what is special about her reflection? On the original cover, none of these questions are answered as we just see a picture of the band members in moody blue. On the remix we see a babe who could well be called Lucretia. Either way, she looks very goth, and we can see her reflection. Solved!

We seem to be having a bit of a run on disco hits this week. The Runner by The Three Degrees ably trots into this category. On the original cover we see the band members wearing the 1970s equivalent of a jump suit, perfect for running. Unless the weather is really hot, in which case what is better for running is a piece of sheer, see-through material which is what the runner in the remix of the single cover has chosen to wear. Jog!

Continuing the disco theme, we find the cover and the remix for this somewhat obscure 1970s track from Ashford & Simpson. The original cover of It Seems To Hang On shows what we can only presume to be the band members and unless one of them is in some way hanging from the ceiling, there is not much hanging going on. In the remix we see a babe sitting on a precarious looking hammock swing and it seems to be hanging on OK. Bump!

It is always worth asking the question of any song, what is it that you can do for me? In this case, Shalamar tell us that I Can Make You Feel Good. And whilst their upbeat 1980s disco sound will certainly make anyone feel groovy, it is not altogether clear what it is they could do that would make you feel that good. On the remix, we see two girls and one is having a good try at making the other feel good. In the process, they are making many hot blooded males feel something too... upload!

This entry comes to us via the auspices of Ken Crescendo of Barnsley, England. Ken tells us that in England, the word 'pants' has a different meaning to in the USA, being the undergarment rather that the overgarment. We get what you're saying Ken, and thanks for this remix of Fancy Pants by Kenny. On the original is, nothing, just the title and the artist. On the remix we see a babe in a kitchen wearing what the English would no doubt refer to as fancy pants. Fancy that!

A disco classic, Amii Stewart is asking us to Light My Fire. And we give a big thumbs up to the original cover which shows Ms Stewart smouldering against a smokey backdrop. We can imagine her catching fire quite easily. The remix, then, is a bit of a let down as Ms Stewart has been replaced by a babe who seems more than capable of lighting her own fire though at the same time, it is clear that she is capable of lighting many a fire that does not involve flames but is still smoking hot. Singe!

It seems that songs by Status Quo are hand made for remixing. The original cover of When You Walk In The Room shows a babe standing outside a room where the band are playing with their instruments. The babe is wearing heels. The remix does nothing other than change the perspective so that instead of just seeing the high heels that the babe is wearing, we can see the rest of her outfit. Or in this case, the lack of the rest of her outfit. Enter!

When The Fingers Point by The Christians. Let's take a moment to consider how well the original cover of this single scores. Does it contain a picture of the band? Yes. Are they pointing? No. With their fingers? No. So overall, not that well then. Thank goodness that there is a remix to hand. How does this score? Does it contain a picture of the band? No. Is someone pointing? Yes. With their fingers? Yes. Oh, and to add an extra bonus point, she is a hot, inviting babe too. RSVP!

Suzanne Vega sings of Marlene On The Wall. Sings is what she does, but the cover of her single adds no additional color to the scene she is describing. Where is Marlene and what is this wall that she is on? Thankfully the remix assists with answering some of these questions. Marlene appears to be a young girl wearing naught but a pair of high heels and some panties. And it seems that she is on the wall because for some reason that is where she has chosen to sit. Perhaps she finds it comfortable. We would love to ask her. Query!

Sunshine, Lollipops And Rainbows are things that remind you of what? For us it is time for a remix of this classic song by Lesley Gore. The original cover shows Ms Gore smiling but there are no rainbows, and no lollipops and though the sun may be shining, it is not totally evident. The remix replaces Ms Gore with a different babe. Behind her the sun is shining. She is licking a lollipop. And the lollipop is rainbow colored. Tick!