Why did the teacher have to visit the eye specialist? -
She just couldn't control her pupils!

Teacher: Class, this morning, we will have only half a day of school.-
Class: Yaaaaay!-Teacher: We enjoy the other half this afternoon!
Raphael runs to his father and starts talking to him urgently, “Dad, dad…”
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His father turns to him angrily and says, “I’ve had it with you constantly
interrupting me. From now on you’ll speak only when I’ve asked you
something!”-Raphael thinks for a second and continues, “OK dad, can
you please ask me if you’ve forgotten to put in the handbrake and if your
car is now rolling down the road?”
What weighs more, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? -A:
Neither of them, they both weigh a ton!

Q: What do you get when you crossbreed a refrigerator and a guitar? -
A: Some really cool music.
Mommy, do you know if God has to go to the toilet too?

No child. Of
course not. What makes you think this way?

Well grandpa knocked on
the bathroom door this morning and said: “Oh God! Please hurry up!”
A man arrived in a small country town on Friday. He stayed there for three
days and then left on Friday. How is that possible? -His horse was
called Friday!
What button is it impossible to unbutton? -The belly button!
A guy is stopped on the road by traffic police. The police officer asks him
to open his trunk – and sees 2 penguins sitting inside. The officer is
shocked and says to the guy, “Sir, you’ve got to takes those two to the Zoo
right away!” The guy agrees and leaves.

The next day – same place,
same police officer – he is stopped again. The officer again asks him to
open his trunk, and to his confusion, there are the two penguins sitting
again, today with swimming hats on their heads. The officer says, “I told
you yesterday that you have to take them to the Zoo, didn’t I?!”

“And
I did take them to the Zoo, just like you said. And today we’re going
swimming.”
What did 0 say to 8? -Hey, nice belt!Q: What can
you serve but should never eat?-A: A tennis ball. Next Part
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