Yep! Here it is, truly amazing toilet paper. I found this Crayon Shin-chan toilet paper at the local supermarket. I just did a quick Google of Shin-chan, and I guess there's an English version? Here's the opening credits for the Japanese version with Akihabara girl troop AKB48. Anyway, the kid and the wife both love Shin-chan, so yeah. All the rolls of toilet paper (well, most of them) seem like they have different drawings. The one above has step-by-step instructions on how to take a dump. It starts with "Pull down you pants" and ends with "Wash your hands." Above is the pooping part. "Butt wiping" is after the jump. No, really.