tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88122566743288206742017-09-07T17:04:04.888-07:00Rather Depressingitchynoreply@blogger.comBlogger2452125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-62245622806131880232014-08-17T12:25:00.002-07:002014-08-17T12:25:42.071-07:00Ratralph<br />I turned away, it disappeared<br />the next morning, dog and/or gf had taken care of it<br />it was a roof rat, not the sewer rats we get in the garbage out front<br />actually kinda cute<br /><br />Katya &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br />so a... higher.. class of rat?<br /><br />ralph<br />looked down on the black rats<br /><br />Frohman &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br />i bet his rat family is wondering when he's coming home<br />little hungry rat children<br />weeping rat wife<br />brave teenage boy rat, having to shoulder the responsibility of leading the family from now on. a burden he always knew he'd someday have, but... this soon? this soon? he's barely had a childhood.<br /><br />ralph<br />he'll marry early in a desperate bid for the stability he never had<br /><br />Frohman &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br />squaring his rat shoulders, his eyes shining. no tears now. no tears, ever, anymore. it was time to grow up, time to oh wait he just got run over by a UPS vanNiteowlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12539564869436309431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-42612329461440402662013-06-07T07:12:00.000-07:002013-06-07T07:12:19.933-07:00In America, This Is Called Cultural Sensitivity<table class="chat"><tbody id="chat"><tr class="text_message message user_648439" id="message_946222919"><td class="person"><span class="author" data-avatar="http://dge9rmgqjs8m1.cloudfront.net/global/missing/avatar.gif?r=3" data-email="bentjeff@gmail.com" data-name="spruce">spruce</span></td> <td class="body"> <div class="body">You know what the great thing about Russians is? They look like Russians. There's a very distinctive look to them.</div><span class="star starred"> <strong></strong></span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_648439" id="message_946223187"><td class="person"><br /></td> <td class="body"> <div class="body">sallowness mixed with dead, sunken eyes</div><span class="star starred"> <strong></strong></span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_648439" id="message_946223715"><td class="person"><br /></td> <td class="body"> <div class="body">mouths that look both smirking and disapproving at once</div><span class="star starred"> <strong></strong></span> </td></tr><tr class="timestamp_message message" id="message_946227900"> <td class="date"><br /></td> <td class="time"><div class="body"> </div></td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_648427" id="message_946227901"><td class="person"><span class="author" data-avatar="http://dge9rmgqjs8m1.cloudfront.net/global/195b020b1eb49ef3571c53154b12f809c6d7f818baf3ccb5ef0216b278cb7b1e1b1d7c21d318ceaf2134196284ee3096e7243b1cdc7034de5bfd9f6ca37148a7a94b92b1d7fc0e83b84e5bba5ab13dcf/avatar.gif?r=3" data-email="metamonk182@yahoo.com" data-name="monk">ralph</span></td> <td class="body"> <div class="body">some kind of color wheel might help diagram this out</div><span class="star starred"> <strong></strong></span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_648427" id="message_946228600"><td class="person"><br /></td> <td class="body"> <div class="body">Poles - work ethic =russians</div><span class="star starred"> <strong></strong></span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_648427" id="message_946228991"><td class="person"><br /></td> <td class="body"> <div class="body">germans - good posture + pessimism</div><span class="star starred"> <strong></strong></span> </td></tr><tr class="timestamp_message message" id="message_946232361"> <td class="date"><br /></td> <td class="time"><br /></td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_648427" id="message_946232362"><td class="person"><span class="author" data-avatar="http://dge9rmgqjs8m1.cloudfront.net/global/195b020b1eb49ef3571c53154b12f809c6d7f818baf3ccb5ef0216b278cb7b1e1b1d7c21d318ceaf2134196284ee3096e7243b1cdc7034de5bfd9f6ca37148a7a94b92b1d7fc0e83b84e5bba5ab13dcf/avatar.gif?r=3" data-email="metamonk182@yahoo.com" data-name="monk">ralph</span></td> <td class="body"> <div class="body">spruce that look you identified--always struck me as "this person doesn't care what you think. And doesn't even need you to know that"</div></td></tr></tbody></table>Niteowlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12539564869436309431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-40402902894241232792012-07-12T21:53:00.002-07:002012-07-12T21:53:12.741-07:00Saints Row 3stresstwig: did you get all that sweet SR3 dlc or just the base game owly<br />[OldF] Niteowl: just base<br />[OldF] Niteowl: base looks plenty nuts<br />stresstwig: indeed<br />stresstwig: indeed.<br />[OldF] Niteowl: wow, of the 21 best selling titles on steam at the moment, i only have 8<br />stresstwig: for shaaaaaaaaaaaame<br />[OldF] Niteowl: i like what i like<br />[OldF] Niteowl: if War of the Roses and Age of Chivalry were on there, i'd get it in a heartbeat<br />stresstwig: why are you bringing donkey/yam fanfic into this<br />[OldF] Niteowl: because it fits into every situation<br />[OldF] Niteowl: it's like the ketchup of conversation topics<br />stresstwig: hahaha<br />stresstwig: next time you use that line! make sure you say catsup<br />Niteowlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12539564869436309431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-51028687871239492502012-01-16T10:48:00.000-08:002012-01-16T10:48:17.995-08:00Baseline<table class="chat"><tbody id="chat"><tr class="text_message message user_648447" id="message_481477473"><td class="person"><span class="author" data-avatar="http://asset0.37img.com/global/missing/avatar.gif?r=3" data-email="cyrano_73@sbcglobal.net" data-name="Cyrano">Cyrano</span></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">I'm dealing with, "I want to tell you how I thought about you this weekend when I saw another woman's shoes, but I don't want to sound too much like a serial killer."</div><span class="star starred"> </span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_648447" id="message_481477538"><td class="person"><br /></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">Don't even try to win this one.</div><span class="star starred"> </span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_648447" id="message_481478010"><td class="person"><br /></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">How do you think that would look on a shirt?</div><span class="star starred"> </span> </td></tr><tr class="message you text_message" id="message_481478826"><td class="person"><span class="author" data-avatar="http://asset0.37img.com/global/missing/avatar.gif?r=3" data-email="theniteowl@gmail.com" data-name="Niteowl">Niteowl</span></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">pretty good as 'How do you think you'd look as a shirt?'</div><span class="star starred"> </span> </td></tr><tr class="message you text_message" id="message_481478880"><td class="person"><span class="author" data-avatar="http://asset0.37img.com/global/missing/avatar.gif?r=3" data-email="theniteowl@gmail.com" data-name="Niteowl">Niteowl</span></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">(don't say that)</div><span class="star starred"> </span> </td></tr><tr class="message you text_message" id="message_481478929"><td class="person"><br /></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">(pro tip)</div><span class="star starred"> </span> </td></tr><tr class="message you text_message" id="message_481479055"><td class="person"><br /></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">(also don't ask me how to NOT sound like a serial killer)</div><span class="star starred"> </span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_650028" id="message_481479185"><td class="person"></td><td class="body"><br /></td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_650028" id="message_481479321"><td class="person"><span class="author" data-avatar="http://asset0.37img.com/global/ef3439348355e5f02079a75492fd46c44e9debec/avatar.gif?r=3" data-email="cborresen@gmail.com" data-name="cheesoning">cheesoning</span></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">I was thinking of "Do you lotion your back?"</div><span class="star starred"> </span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_648447" id="message_481480269"><td class="person"><span class="author" data-avatar="http://asset0.37img.com/global/missing/avatar.gif?r=3" data-email="cyrano_73@sbcglobal.net" data-name="Cyrano">Cyrano</span></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">It's like when I saw that a woman in an elevator at work had a really great pedicure--but she wasn't someone I knew--So I spent the rest of the day thinking, "It's a damn shame there's not a good way to complement a complete stranger's toes..."</div><span class="star starred"> </span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_715800" id="message_481480313"><td class="person"><span class="author" data-avatar="http://asset0.37img.com/global/c79a26316458dbb7442d7a852dec4070da0b04d0/avatar.gif?r=3" data-email="xcxsxvx@yahoo.com" data-name="CPA-ONE">CPA-ONE</span></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">Just how stretchy is your skin?</div><span class="star starred"> </span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_648447" id="message_481480471"><td class="person"><span class="author" data-avatar="http://asset0.37img.com/global/missing/avatar.gif?r=3" data-email="cyrano_73@sbcglobal.net" data-name="Cyrano">Cyrano</span></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">"Without sounding like you want to put them in seperate jars."</div><span class="star starred"> </span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_650028" id="message_481480887"><td class="person"><span class="author" data-avatar="http://asset0.37img.com/global/ef3439348355e5f02079a75492fd46c44e9debec/avatar.gif?r=3" data-email="cborresen@gmail.com" data-name="cheesoning">cheesoning</span></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">we have pretty extensive training on sexual harassment for new employees here.</div><span class="star "> </span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_650028" id="message_481480998"><td class="person"><br /></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">(tips on the best way to harass newbs. Yep.)</div><span class="star "> </span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_650028" id="message_481481312"><td class="person"><br /></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">but it's crazy - you can't tell someone that their hair looks nice according to the rules.</div><span class="star "> </span> </td></tr><tr class="timestamp_message message" id="message_481481871"> <td class="date"><br /></td> <td class="time"><br /></td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_715800" id="message_481481872"><td class="person"><span class="author" data-avatar="http://asset0.37img.com/global/c79a26316458dbb7442d7a852dec4070da0b04d0/avatar.gif?r=3" data-email="xcxsxvx@yahoo.com" data-name="CPA-ONE">CPA-ONE</span></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">it's funny how sexual harassment takes a sharp upwards spike after sexual harassment training</div><span class="star starred"> </span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_648447" id="message_481481943"><td class="person"><span class="author" data-avatar="http://asset0.37img.com/global/missing/avatar.gif?r=3" data-email="cyrano_73@sbcglobal.net" data-name="Cyrano">Cyrano</span></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">All I wanted to say was, "Hey, nice work... Good call..."</div><span class="star "> </span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_650028" id="message_481482137"><td class="person"><span class="author" data-avatar="http://asset0.37img.com/global/ef3439348355e5f02079a75492fd46c44e9debec/avatar.gif?r=3" data-email="cborresen@gmail.com" data-name="cheesoning">cheesoning</span></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">there's the possibility that they might take it as "I want to fuck your hair"</div><span class="star starred"> </span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_648447" id="message_481482558"><td class="person"><span class="author" data-avatar="http://asset0.37img.com/global/missing/avatar.gif?r=3" data-email="cyrano_73@sbcglobal.net" data-name="Cyrano">Cyrano</span></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">Couldn't find the words that would work.</div><span class="star "> </span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_648447" id="message_481482782"><td class="person"><br /></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">(And not possibly get me sued into oblivion.)</div><span class="star starred"> </span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_650028" id="message_481483077"><td class="person"><span class="author" data-avatar="http://asset0.37img.com/global/ef3439348355e5f02079a75492fd46c44e9debec/avatar.gif?r=3" data-email="cborresen@gmail.com" data-name="cheesoning">cheesoning</span></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">"If I was some lecherous foot fetish person, I would probably have a huge boner right now. Thank goodness for both of us I'm not!"</div><span class="star starred"> </span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_650028" id="message_481483324"><td class="person"><br /></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">"but seriously, who does your toes?"</div><span class="star starred"> </span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_648447" id="message_481483401"><td class="person"><span class="author" data-avatar="http://asset0.37img.com/global/missing/avatar.gif?r=3" data-email="cyrano_73@sbcglobal.net" data-name="Cyrano">Cyrano</span></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">I'm not a foot fetish person! Really nice shoes need to have a woman in them!</div><span class="star starred"> </span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_648447" id="message_481483476"><td class="person"><br /></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">A woman who's still attached to the feet!</div><span class="star starred"> </span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_648447" id="message_481483564"><td class="person"><br /></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">And not being held somewhere against her will!</div><span class="star starred"> </span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_650028" id="message_481483643"><td class="person"><span class="author" data-avatar="http://asset0.37img.com/global/ef3439348355e5f02079a75492fd46c44e9debec/avatar.gif?r=3" data-email="cborresen@gmail.com" data-name="cheesoning">cheesoning</span></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">see? totally normal.</div><span class="star starred"> </span> </td></tr><tr class="text_message message user_648447" id="message_481483862"><td class="person"><span class="author" data-avatar="http://asset0.37img.com/global/missing/avatar.gif?r=3" data-email="cyrano_73@sbcglobal.net" data-name="Cyrano">Cyrano</span></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">I think I'm clearing the baseline.</div></td></tr></tbody></table>Niteowlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12539564869436309431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-64658536894036498222011-06-01T12:36:00.001-07:002011-06-01T12:36:01.973-07:00Ratmetamonk &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br />I turned away, it disappeared<br />the next morning, hicks and/or sam had taken care of it<br />it was a roof rat, not the sewer rats we get in the garbage out front<br />actually kinda cute<br />Katya &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br />so a... higher.. class of rat?<br />metamonk &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br />looked down on the black rats<br />Frohman &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br />i bet his rat family is wondering when he's coming home<br />little hungry rat children<br />weeping rat wife<br />brave teenage boy rat, having to shoulder the responsibility of leading the family from now on. a burden he always knew he'd someday have, but... this soon? this soon? he's barely had a childhood.<br />metamonk &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br />he'll marry early in a desperate bid for the stability he never had<br />Frohman &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br />squaring his rat shoulders, his eyes shining. no tears now. no tears, ever, anymore. it was time to grow up, time to oh wait he just got run over by a UPS vanNiteowlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12539564869436309431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-76740751755721811232011-01-09T11:00:00.001-08:002011-01-09T11:00:27.465-08:00There You Go, Talking Like You've Never Heard of a Ford NovaGXG just poking around about it<br />looks like you have to show up to vote, but with secret ballots they can't prove that you actually voted<br />one phrase I saw was "compulsory turnout"<br />spruce http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_el…<br />$20 fine if you don't vote<br />of course you're not exactly getting people more informed as voters, just because you're making them vote<br />liquidindian No, but it's a start.<br />liquidindian I don't drive, so I know nothing about cars. But if I had to start driving tomorrow or else, I might do a bit of research on which one the brake is.Niteowlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12539564869436309431noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-7484498628570399082011-01-09T11:00:00.000-08:002011-01-09T11:00:00.694-08:00Reasonable Reactionfrohman<br />SIR YOU SEEM UNCOMFORTABLE BY THE MY HAND WRIGGLING INTO YOUR CRACK AND UNDER YOUR BALLS. PLEASE COME WITH ME<br />they can also use bees to find explosives<br />so I think added a bunch of bees would help<br />Niteowl<br />have we stripped ppl of their epinephrine shots by that point?<br />Faux R.<br />can't have bees without bears<br />frohman<br />guy with uzi, dogs, bees, fondling from minimum wage earner, magic naked ass-viewing box<br />Faux R.<br />has to be in one oz containers, no needles<br />frohman<br />and bears<br />also, please remove your shoes<br />and no shampoo<br />cheesoning<br />seems like the airport is your destination, froh. Forget the flying part!Niteowlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12539564869436309431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-16481889400931851962011-01-09T10:58:00.001-08:002011-01-09T10:58:57.454-08:00So, Annoyance, Then?Katya so i guess meg whitman has spent like 140 million of her own money trying to become governor<br />i love our country in a way that isn't really love but kind of annoyanceitchynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-58065614444415508802011-01-09T10:58:00.000-08:002011-01-09T10:58:28.896-08:00Business Speak Would Never Get That InterestingCyrano <br />Like that TV show with Don Johnson!<br />Not Miami Vice.<br />The other one.<br />With Cheech.<br />I'm waiting for a teleconference about "Cost Buckets" to start.<br />Pondering where I went so very, very wrong...<table class="chat"><tbody id="chat"><tr class="text_message message user_648439" id="message_287571441"><td class="person"><span class="author">spruce</span></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">Buckets</div><span class="star "> <b></b> </span> </td> </tr><tr class="text_message message user_648439" id="message_287571630"> <td class="person"><span class="author" style="display: none;">spruce</span></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">One of those annoying business-speaky words that no one will use in that context in ten years</div><span class="star "> <b></b> </span> </td> </tr><tr class="text_message message user_648447" id="message_287571785"> <td class="person"><span class="author">Cyrano</span></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">"Cost Pile"</div><span class="star "> <b></b> </span> </td> </tr><tr class="text_message message user_648439" id="message_287572204"> <td class="person"><span class="author">spruce</span></td> <td class="body"><div class="body">Budgetary Sarlaacs</div></td></tr></tbody></table>Niteowlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12539564869436309431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-82359512077076197252011-01-09T10:57:00.001-08:002011-01-09T10:57:25.240-08:00CoverKatya<br />writing a cover letter must be the worst thing in the world<br />spruce<br />yeah, it curdles the soul<br />To Whom it May Concern,<br />Please eat this bullshit I am sending you<br />Dignan<br />Ha! Canadian! ODOURS! HA!<br />spruce<br />I'm too classy for this joint!<br />come on, niteowl, we're out of here<br />c. d.<br />don't do it nite, he just wants a decoy<br />spruce<br />I like to think I've got a pretty neutral accent, though a co-worker just now mocked me for 'aboot'<br />spruce<br />you better believe I called HR and reported her right away<br />Niteowl<br />well done<br />let's have our pre-flight bacon and beer and get oot of here<br />spruce<br />let's make like poutine and cause massive intestinal traumaNiteowlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12539564869436309431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-17518694990695777342011-01-09T10:56:00.001-08:002011-01-09T10:56:45.322-08:00That's The Spot They Keep Hitting.h d.<br />dig and i were pretty much the pinnacle of military soldierness. it's like so many people died, the war effort needed to get the cooks and mechanics to go to the front line. so we went. and repaired. i think a third of the whole team was engineers repairing a single tank.<br />CPA 1.<br />I'll never understand how an engineer pointing a welding torch at the floor of a helicopter can keep it airworthy.Niteowlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12539564869436309431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-89708654650955787712011-01-09T10:54:00.001-08:002011-01-09T10:54:53.143-08:00Wherein Entire States are Written Offspruce<br />are you going to take that arctic survival course you linked to last night, ralph?<br />ralph<br />I don't know. It terrifies me appropriately. But I hate seal blubber.<br />spruce<br />maybe Idaho should terrify you more<br />it's full of loons, or so I hear<br />Idaho is a state that doesn't get a lot of mention.<br />ralph<br />most beautiful places are<br />Wyoming has 500k people. They're almost all assholes.<br />spruce<br />Wyoming and Montana are kind of interchangeable to me<br />arid, hilly cowboy country<br />Idaho strikes me as Washington's weird, developmentally disabled brother that he doesn't like to talk about<br />it is beautiful though, for sure<br />ralph<br />Colorado is deeply messed up as well--a moderately cool state with a ton of California okies slumming up the place and a fundy streak centered on Colorado Springs, the most beautiful worst place on earth<br />I don't know why I love it so much when people who aren't in charge of things announce that they're going to "step down."<br />spruce<br />that rocketboom thing still exists?<br />it's weird when some internet things last longer than a year<br />like I saw that JibJab still exists. Seemed wrong, somehow<br />it suggests that the internet has an attention span, which is mind-blowing<br />ralph<br />I had never heard of it, just knew of elspeth --she's a floatbrain<br />apparently<br />spruce<br />floatbrain?<br />ralph<br />not deep<br />at least, that's how I use it<br />spruce<br />I see. Being the dork I am, I picture something more literal<br />ralph<br />like advanced hydrocephalus?Niteowlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12539564869436309431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-28490932969522447022011-01-09T10:49:00.001-08:002011-01-09T10:49:44.553-08:00No One Is Safespruce oompa loompah doopity doo we're going to take obamacare away from you! <br />Cyrano Like an otter caught in a plastic six-pack ring, no doubt. <br />liquidindian Got a free book with PC Gamer this month, a collection of pieces from PCG, Edge, PC Zone &amp; PC Format. <br />liquidindian Was surprised to see no Frohman in there. <br />spruce straight into the trash, then? <br />liquidindian No, I said no Frohman.Niteowlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12539564869436309431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-883065151575256492011-01-05T16:31:00.000-08:002011-01-09T10:45:32.960-08:00Schizochatenia<b>ralph</b> I was beginning to think some other, sterner chatter was doing your material for you<br /><b>Niteowl</b> you act as if there is more people in this room than just you, me, and my 12 aliases<br />i'm a mad fast typer<br /><b>ralph</b> some of the other aliases are smarter than you are.<br /><b>CPA 1.</b> time to go home to my asian kids. oops, wrong account.<br /><b>Niteowl</b> also, i'd just call them kids<br /><b>ralph</b> he also calls chinese food "food"<br />you're my second favorite filipino on the server<br /><b>Niteowl</b> no, i'd still call that chinese food<br />i call meatloaf food<br /><b>CPA 1.</b> the thing about food is, you're always hungry half an hour later<br /><b>Niteowl</b> and you are certainly in my top twenty of all time for People I know Who Went To Business School And Like Sailing And Lumbermen Shirts and Who, By All Accounts To Their Exotic And Interesting Heritage Just Look Like an Over Educated Italian Man With An Aversion to Sun<br />top 25, anyways.<br /><b>CPA 1.</b> I went to business school, too. But I'm from Norway. :(<br /><b>Niteowl</b> Yeah, yer number 1 for Norweigian Oregonians Who Actually LIke Perl And Dig Crosstrainers And Disturbingly Thin Moustaches<br />NUMBER ONE<br /><b>CPA 1.</b> YES<br />there's like a couple in my office alone!<br /><b>Niteowl</b> you can start chanting "USA" now<br /><b>ralph</b> I'm growing a moustache for movember<br /><b>Niteowl</b> so you'll be done by 5 minutes ago?Niteowlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12539564869436309431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-22039119260079315202011-01-05T16:29:00.001-08:002011-01-09T10:47:36.940-08:00End Scene<b>ralph</b> awesome article:<br />http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/09…<br />there was a new yorker article about people who had jumped off the golden gate and survived<br /><b>Niteowl</b> is this the same article that you've linked to me twice?<br /><b>CPA 1.</b> You quoted that from memory, ralph?<br /><b>ralph</b> a great quote<br /><b>Niteowl</b> i'm not reading it a third time for god's sake man<br />do not remind him of his good memory, he's rather overly proudo f it<br /><b>CPA 1.</b> jesus god<br /><b>Niteowl</b> like his dizzying array of lumberman shirts<br /><b>CPA 1.</b> hahaha<br /><b>ralph</b> wow, uh, owl, you know me really well<br />kinda weird, that<br /><b>Niteowl</b> it is strange that two people who have chatted online incesssantly for close on two years who know something of each other<br /><b>CPA 1.</b> plus the spy cams he was able to install<br /><b>CPA 1.</b> or was that a secret<br /><b>Niteowl</b> pfft, install<br />you mean, 'check up on'<br /><b>CPA 1.</b> haha<br /><b>ralph</b> gf just said "HEY that's MY material"<br /><b>Niteowl</b> ralph is everyone's material<br /><b>ralph</b> *removes hand from "thinking position" in waistband*<br /><b>CPA 1.</b> gross<br /><b>Niteowl</b> 'ra' of course, meaning, 'everywhere',and 'lph', coming from a little used coptic expression meaning 'that dodgey stuff you find between your third and fourth toenail after going a bit native and neglecting to wear shoes for a month.'<br /><b>Niteowl</b> another way to get on ralph's good side, make obvious mistakes in sailing terminology and let him correct you<br />(or completely clueless ones, it amounts to the same thing)<br /><b>CPA 1.</b> hahahah<br /><b>ralph</b> "teowl" meaning good warm useful item for hitchhikers<br />and "ni " meaning bad or not<br /><b>CPA 1.</b> raise the yardarm! avast the fo'c'sle!<br /><b>ralph</b> PERFECT<br /><b>Niteowl</b> being a useful warm item for hitchhikers, of course, the reason that monk wears those lumbermen shirts<br />that and he's never really given up on grunge<br />or his blue collar aspirations<br /><b>ralph</b> my only blue collar aspiration is to get away from those grubby people.<br /><b>ralph</b> hahahaha okokok you win<br />this round<br /><b>Niteowl</b> whenever you wanna dance, old man<br /><b>Niteowl</b> i mean that literally, don't get creepy about it<br />i like west coast swing<br />and any song, slowly. very slowly.<br />ok, creeped myself out<br /><b>ralph</b> no, thank god<br />you stopped that streak<br /><b>Niteowl</b> well done niteowl of 4 seconds ago, you creepy fuck<br /><b>CPA 1.</b> keep going...almost thereNiteowlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12539564869436309431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-38221943811206032702011-01-05T16:23:00.000-08:002011-01-05T16:23:02.154-08:00Joystick Dong[OldF] Niteowl: i like the idea in miner wars<br />[OldF] Niteowl: your flying around like, rocks and shit<br />Cyrano: It'll be like that on BSG episode with Apollo at the Cylon factory...Cyrano: You know the one...<br />Cyrano: Like, *THE BEST* one.<br />[OldF] Niteowl: when you say Cylon Factory, i think of the Universal ride<br />Cyrano: Wait.<br />Cyrano: Did you watch BSG?<br />[OldF] Niteowl: the original? a zillion years ago<br />[OldF] Niteowl: every 3 seconds adama is sacrificing his son for teh good of the fleet<br />Cyrano: No , no... the new one.<br />[OldF] Niteowl: oh, fuck yeah<br />[OldF] Niteowl: why the fuck can i not remember apollo in the cylon factory<br />Cyrano: OK then, the episode where they had to jump every [X number} of minutes and the Apollo blowing the Cylong base eps. were the best.<br />Cyrano: Cylong.<br />[OldF] Niteowl: er<br />[OldF] Niteowl: you're not thinking of Blowjob Gal Acts it Up , are you?<br />[OldF] Niteowl: with Apollodong and Starbutt?<br />Cyrano: The recent porn version of the '60's Batman tv show?<br />Cyrano: *REALLY* well done.<br />Cyrano: Don't know if BSG got the same treatment.<br />[OldF] Niteowl: i'm sure it got A treatment<br />Cyrano: I did see in an "adult" video store back in the early 90's a "Cyrano" movie where instead of the usual penis the movie centered around a dildo badly hooked-up to a guy's nose.[OldF] Niteowl: that must do a number on his neck muscles<br />Cyrano: It was a year of so before I cemented my online identity.<br />Cyrano: You know what? Fuck it.&nbsp; I'm Googling "Cyrano Porn".&nbsp; See you on the flipside...<br />[OldF] Niteowl: so are you going to buy this game and never play it with me or not?<br />Cyrano: Is it a joystick game?&nbsp; I'm just asking because I'll need a joystick?<br />[OldF] Niteowl: i'm assuming it is<br />[OldF] Niteowl: you expect me to READ the site?<br />Cyrano: Sorry.&nbsp; Trying to find a torrent of a movie of my ingrained online namesake with a dick as his nose...<br />Cyrano: But, yeah, sure... joystick whatever...Niteowlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12539564869436309431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-59122687886248798812011-01-05T16:21:00.000-08:002011-01-05T16:21:06.977-08:00Not In A Good WayDignan <br />I'm ready to get election season over with.<br />spruce <br />yeah<br />it's like getting your face rubbed in shit in slow motionNiteowlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12539564869436309431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-77289809538932587872011-01-05T16:20:00.000-08:002011-01-05T16:20:31.618-08:00AskMespruce<br />especially avoid the relationship AskMes. Those are horrible.<br />metamonk<br />as a privileged mostly white urban sophisticate, I despise the mirror askme holds up<br />"I just bought this. How can I maximize my enjoyment of it?"<br />Cyrano<br />"I am incapable of making even the most basic decisions without validation. Please help!"itchynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-63772156327297764102011-01-05T16:19:00.000-08:002011-01-05T16:19:53.284-08:00Volcanoes<span style="color: #73d216; font-weight: normal;">chundo: </span>so apparently my wife is stuck in london for yet another week<br /><span style="color: #3d1c0b; font-weight: normal;">liquidindian: </span>Oh dear.<br /><span style="color: #3d1c0b; font-weight: normal;">liquidindian: </span>Chundo - volcano related?<br /><span style="color: #73d216; font-weight: normal;">chundo: </span>yes<br /><span style="color: #147b21; font-weight: normal;">cheesoning: </span>fishing for a rub &amp; tug?<br /><span style="color: #147b21; font-weight: normal;">cheesoning: </span>I'm not biting.<br /><span style="color: #3d1c0b; font-weight: normal;">liquidindian: </span>If so, I have bad news.<br /><span style="color: #3d1c0b; font-weight: normal;">liquidindian: </span>It seems that the neighbouring volcano, Hekla, is now erupting.<br /><span style="color: #73d216; font-weight: normal;">chundo: </span>fuck you, iceland<br /><span style="color: #051a64; font-weight: normal;">Cyrano: </span>it's be a geologically rough last six months or so.<br /><span style="color: #3d1c0b; font-weight: normal;">liquidindian: </span>Grammatically rough last minute.itchynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-40819805319453009392011-01-05T16:18:00.000-08:002011-01-05T16:18:52.768-08:00PATENT PENDING, PATENT PENDING, PATENT PENDINGNiteowl problem with writing hard sci fi, is that one is pretty sure that whatever one is tyring to say has already been said, better, with a better plot<br />metamonk same with porn<br />twig<br />niteowl you just have to pave the way for a new exciting wave of sci-fi<br />metamonk<br />about stuff that...wait for it...<br />doesn't *EXIST* yet<br />twig<br />sentient time traveling guitars who are secretly the voices guiding joan of arc<br />there<br />bam<br />the new cyberpunk.<br />a bird that is also a coffee maker<br />in 15th century london.<br />it time travels there.<br />or maybe there's a spaceman in the future who keeps not getting his future mail and he finally realizes his mailbox is a dimension to the ancient time of socrates.so he has to time travel.<br />this is easy.<br />Niteowl<br />damn, iv'e been wasting my life in an aspiration best left toyou, twig<br />although, it's never been my aspiration to write sci fi<br />twig<br />it's okay, I can come up with plots for all walks of life.<br />fantasy, right?<br />CPA 1.<br />Genre: Romance Subgenre: Time-travel. Go.<br />twig<br />there's a knight in a past medieval time who loses his unicorn to a rogue knight who is a famed unicorn thief. After forgetting about his unicorn, and settling for a normal winged horse, as are the usual in his time, he encounters this rogue knight in a mountain, or something.<br />the rogue is a lady knight!<br />CPA 1.<br />hahaha<br />fuckin' slam dunk<br />twig<br />as he is about to confront the lady knight, she makes him choose between pursuing her and saving his unicorn, which she has just cast down into a lava filled pit.<br />then a wizard shows up, or something, and they team up together.<br />and the unicorn has all of these hard feelings and like will throw her off.<br />it's kinda shrekishj<br />CPA 1.<br />Although I think most Time-travel Romances are modern-day ladies who travel back and encounter Princes with Huge Dongs.<br /><div style="margin: 0px;">Niteowl<br />are you sure you didn't minor in Fantasy Novel Writing?</div>twig<br />bitch I went to liberal arts college<br />I minored in EVERYTHING<br />well the problem there is that the time traveller's wife raised the bar pretty dang high.<br />twig that book has everything (granted, I only watched the second half of the movie in a hotel room, but I think I get the idea)Niteowlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12539564869436309431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-36135347890599331332011-01-05T16:17:00.001-08:002011-01-05T16:17:10.134-08:00iHeahtwig<br />I just spent 40 seconds waiting for a song on youtube to load before realizing that I had the song on my ipod, about a foot away from me on my desk.<br />internet generation.<br />up in heah.Niteowlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12539564869436309431noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-19496691058222641282011-01-05T15:35:00.000-08:002011-01-05T15:35:54.881-08:00Bieber<span style="color: #147b21; font-weight: normal;">cheesoning: </span>new bieber theory is that he's a droid<br /><span style="color: #147b21; font-weight: normal;">cheesoning: </span>(my theory)<span style="color: #3d1c0b; font-weight: normal;">liquidindian: </span>Jesus.<br /><span style="color: #3d1c0b; font-weight: normal;">liquidindian: </span>That's so incredibly...<br /><span style="color: #147b21; font-weight: normal;">cheesoning: </span>You spelled Justin wrong<br /><span style="color: #3d1c0b; font-weight: normal;">liquidindian: </span>American.<br /><span style="color: #ad7fa8; font-weight: normal;">itchy: </span>he doesn't sound bad ... it's not my thing<br /><span style="color: #ad7fa8; font-weight: normal;">itchy: </span>but he's going to have a nice run with the ladies<br /><span style="color: #3d1c0b; font-weight: normal;">liquidindian: </span>How old is he?<br /><span style="color: #147b21; font-weight: normal;">cheesoning: </span>itch, did I mention that he's a gay robot?<br /><span style="color: #3d1c0b; font-weight: normal;">liquidindian: </span>Once his balls drop, sure.<br /><span style="color: #ad7fa8; font-weight: normal;">itchy: </span>16<br /><span style="color: #147b21; font-weight: normal;">cheesoning: </span>(again, my theory)<br /><span style="color: #ad7fa8; font-weight: normal;">itchy: </span>he's gonna have a nice run with gay robots then<br /><span style="color: #147b21; font-weight: normal;">cheesoning: </span>NO DOUBT<br /><span style="color: #ad7fa8; font-weight: normal;">itchy: </span>he makes avril lavigne look like an old hagitchynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-52160708843590430082011-01-05T15:16:00.001-08:002011-01-05T15:16:55.756-08:00This Is How Lemmings WorkMetamonk left.<br />Metamonk joined.<br />[Obed] Busithoth left.<br />[Obed] Busithoth joined.[OldF] Niteowl: wtf is going on?<br />Metamonk: I accidentally exited[Obed] Busithoth: and I followeditchynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-79972772412138606872011-01-05T15:16:00.000-08:002011-01-05T15:16:03.345-08:00Entourage<span style="color: #75507b; font-weight: normal;">Katya: </span>I SET HIM RIGHT<br /><span style="color: #7f3470; font-weight: normal;">stressmib: </span>thanks katya<br /><span style="color: #75507b; font-weight: normal;">Katya: </span>i got your back<br /><span style="color: #7f3470; font-weight: normal;">stressmib: </span>you are now officially part of my entourage<br /><span style="color: #75507b; font-weight: normal;">Katya: </span>can i be Drama?<br /><span style="color: #7f3470; font-weight: normal;">stressmib: </span>please fetch the following things from the grocery store:<br /><span style="color: #75507b; font-weight: normal;">Katya: </span>fuck that johnny drama doesn't do the grocery store<br /><span style="color: #050b54; font-weight: normal;">Gemmy: </span>How does one become part of your entourage?<br /><span style="color: #7f3470; font-weight: normal;">stressmib: </span>well then I guess I'm running my crew MINUES ONE<br /><span style="color: #75507b; font-weight: normal;">Katya: </span>aw<br /><span style="color: #7f3470; font-weight: normal;">stressmib: </span>minuse<br /><span style="color: #7f3470; font-weight: normal;">stressmib: </span>minus.<br /><span style="color: #7f3470; font-weight: normal;">stressmib: </span>where's my language groupie<br /><span style="color: #7f3470; font-weight: normal;">stressmib: </span>christ.<br /><span style="color: #051a64; font-weight: normal;">Cyrano: </span>textual expressions of feeble support, apparently<br /><span style="color: #7f3470; font-weight: normal;">stressmib: </span>gemmy, there are multiple ways to become part of my entourage<br /><span style="color: #75507b; font-weight: normal;"></span><br /><span style="color: #7f3470; font-weight: normal;">stressmib: </span>there's the gauntlet<br /><span style="color: #050b54; font-weight: normal;"></span><br /><span style="color: #7f3470; font-weight: normal;">stressmib: </span>the graveyard guilt trip<br /><span style="color: #7f3470; font-weight: normal;">stressmib: </span>Ms. Johnson's bakery devilry, a personal favorite of mineitchynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8812256674328820674.post-35635162775484079112010-12-08T21:14:00.000-08:002010-12-08T21:14:27.091-08:00The Full Campaignspruce <br />we should talk about the pink header instead of politics<br />itchy <br />pink header is for awareness<br />spruce <br />of headers?<br />itchy <br />whatever you think people need to be aware of<br />itchy <br />there's also a matching rubber bracelet on the wayNiteowlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12539564869436309431noreply@blogger.com0