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Being English, I, along with most of my fellow countrymen, deal with tragedy and adversity in a unique way.
After something terrible has happenned, usually on a national level, we begin circulating very poor taste jokes.

Now, I was wondering weather anyone could remember the most tasteless jokes they've ever heard.
If so, stick 'em here, along with the cultural reference, and we can all laugh/wince/pretend-to-be-above-it-all at them!

I'll start the ball rolling with a joke I received via text about the time all the Michael Jackson revalations were hitting the papers:

Being English, I, along with most of my fellow countrymen, deal with tragedy and adversity in a unique way.
After something terrible has happenned, usually on a national level, we begin circulating very poor taste jokes.

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As another Englishman i have to agree, and as far as bad taste jokes go the one from the lady in government was pretty funny:
Theres a Russian, a Cuban, an Englishman and a Pakistani on a train, the Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says 'theres plenty more of that where i come from'.
The others are impressed so the Cuban takes out one of the finest havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says 'theres plenty more of those where i come from'.
Again everyone is rather impressed so the Englishman stands up and throws the Pakistani off the train.....

A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy are walking through the desert, and they come across a lamp. They rub the lamp, and a genie comes out. He'll give 'em each a wish. Black guy goes first. He wants his people healthy and happy, back in Africa. Genie does it. Mexican guy goes second. He wants his people healthy and happy, back in Mexico. Genie does it. White guy's turn. "So all the niggers and spics are out of the country?" he asks. "Yeah," says the genie. The white guy says, "Well, I guess I'll have a Coke."

I am from Sweden (rivals of Norway) We have jokes about them, they have about us.

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I am unable to reproduce any jokes about Norwegians. I know two good ones. One requires a certain sound ... aw, hell, I'll attempt it. But the other one's too long and involves elephants.

At any rate, y'all read comic strips from time to time, right? So you know how to read onomatopoeia? Okay ....

Q - Why do Norwegians have windshield wipers on the inside of their airplanes?A - (Sit upright, hold hands out as if driving an airplane) Thbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbt!

At any rate ... perhaps the most offensive joke I can think of starts as follows:

Q - Why can't little black kids play in the sandbox?

The dumbest offensive joke I've ever written goes as follows:

Q - How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A - (common) Two, but God only knows how they got in there!A - (Tiassa) None ... they let the light of God shine through.

(What? I said it was dumb.)

Lastly, a variation on a theme; the original version I heard was a horrible joke about a murder victim in a famous trial in which an unnamed rich man got away with it because of shoddy detective work, some ice cream, and a lawyer with no sense of shame. At any rate, the updated version--attuned to current events--goes:

• Did you hear that Sheikh Yassin got into Heaven? Seriously! I guess they needed a jigsaw puzzle.

I can't count the television jokes that come to mind, but "Maggie's sucking on the dog," certainly is up near the top.

Best joke that I ever "got in trouble" for (I got in a shouting match in a composition class once upon a time):

• In Doonesbury, circa 1990 or so, Joanie goes to visit Andy in the hospital. His doctor explains Andy's condition, his morbid sense of humor. It is Andy's defense against dying. Each day the doctor comes in and they each play straight man but they're both screaming inside. It helps them get through the days together, the doctor explains. Joanie asks, "And what do you do on weekends?" The doctor shrugs and says flatly, "I like to unwind. Rob liquor stores, that sort of thing."

Seriously ... I included it in a paper as a comparison to the class topic article--a humorously-intended rant about watching terminal cancer patients smoke cigarettes in hospital stairwells--and got chewed out at high volume by a peer review group because I thought the good doctor had good sense of humor. I don't think Trudeau himself heard it that loudly over that one.

lol, they'er all bad but very funny. I personally don't find them offensive mind.

Okay, here's my shot at it.

A twenty-something disabled girl with no arms or legs is sitting in her wheelchair one day in a park. All of a sudden she starts to cry. A man walking by sees this and walks up to her. He then asks her why she is crying. She replies "I'm nearly thirty years old and I've never been fucked! Will you help me?"
The man can't resist her, she's weak, helpless and bawling her eyes out. So he agrees.
He proceeds to push the chair and says that they're going to go somewhere special. They soon arrive at a nearby beach and the man hires a small boat. "How romantic", the girl says. The man lifts the girl out of her chair and seats her in the boat. They then row out some distance.
"I told you I would help you and now I will." The man gets up and the girl has a look of excitement on her face. The man picks her up and throws her overboard. "NOW your fucked!" he says and starts to row away.

That's an old joke I heard back at school. Took me ages to remember it all. I think I find this offensive as I know a few wheelchair bound people.