In-Laws always Park over The Septic Tank

Whether you are looking for a chuckle or a belly laugh while on a plane, train, or automobile, then this is the eBook for you to read! It is hilariously funny and loaded with one-liners and real-life situations that will stir the funny bone in everyone, including your boss!In time the truth comes out about several of the family, as they end up in the hospital or in jail. More

Whether you are looking for a chuckle or a belly laugh while on a plane, train, or automobile, then this is the eBook for you to read! In Laws always Park over The Septic Tank is hilariously funny and crammed with one-liners and real-life situations that will stir the funny bone in everyone, including your boss! The story portrays the disaster that occurs when a seemingly happy couple decides to marry, and to invite their parents to join them at their home on the weekend of the wedding. The girl friend unexpectedly does not like the idea of her family meeting her beau at any time, especially prior to the marriage. However, the groom-to-be insists and it is a decision he will live to regret.The sarcastic girl friend’s mother is constantly saying inane things that consistently perturb our hero, but still he bites his tongue to the point that he simply implodes. Of course, his family is no better if not worse than his girl friend’s family. Both families eat and drink—and wipe on his precious toilet paper—until there is little money left for the couple to survive upon, let alone marry.In addition, the very thin walls of their mobile home allow a bonanza of the most private conversations to be readily overheard, and that provides the reader with one delightful laugh after another. Various problems arise from the fact that her parents cannot hear well, so they shout when they believe they are whispering. His parents have their own problems because they cannot see well, so they do a lot of stumbling around in the dim lit hallway. These hearing and seeing tribulations are a zinger combination that naturally brings about conflict between the families.Soon there are family members sleeping in every vacant spot within the mobile home, including his sister’s family with all of their mental and emotional baggage. In time the truth comes out about several of the family, as they end up in the hospital or in jail.Read In Laws always Park over The Septic Tank and enjoy life with a hearty laugh or two!

Other books by Roy E. Hoover include:

Sisters of Covet: Chasing What-might-have-been, available from Amazon as a hardcopy edition.

Roy Hoover was born the fifth of twelve children. The son of a strict and poor Schoolteacher, he was raised in a poverty ridden section of Southern Indiana, where violence was a way of life. His mother was a very loving and religious person that filled the vacuum left by his father, and she persistently encouraged the family to do better. Leaving home at 18, he served with the First Cavalry Division in Korea, volunteered for a covert mission in Southeast Asia, and is an honorably discharged Vietnam-era veteran.

A few weeks after his 20th birthday, Hoover was released from duty with the Army, and returned to Indiana. Three months later, he married the love of his life. Although, happier than he had ever been, he could not shake the wanderlust in his soul. He gave up a secure Government job, and moved his family around the USA for a few years, prior to permanently settling in Mesa, Arizona.

Hoover worked more than 60 hours a week to support his family, while making his way through college. He received his BS degree from Arizona State University, Tempe, Arizona, and his Juris Doctor degree from Pepperdine University School of Law, Malibu, California. During his stay at Pepperdine, he wrote articles for the Law School Newspaper and for the Law Journal. He completed Law School in two years, and worked for a short time with the California Public Defender's Office, prior to returning to his first interest, engineering. As an Engineer, he thoroughly enjoyed his career and involvement with spacecraft, satellites, insulin pumps, and heart pacemakers.

Hoover shared many wonderful years with his wife until her battle with cancer ended. Alone and feeling lost, he began to write some of the stories that he had hidden away for a long time. As the dreams and imagination that sustained him during his years of poverty came forth, they began to merge with the memories that dwelled in the backwaters of his soul, and the combination fashioned novels for the happenstance of everyday living.