Lol, yeah. And we are not against the United States, we just don't agree with some of their ideals.

During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

Oy have a cousin that is a ninja pirate. He just got a dinosaur to ride on yesterday. He's mighty scary when we go out pilleging together but he always kills the welps all silent like. Tis not honerable but dam good fun!

I am a ninja pirate, no doubt there. Nothing makes plundering a ship easier than using the shadow arts. As a matter of fact, my friend and myself have been planning to be new age ninja pirates long before I learned about pastafarianism. We're gonna start small (we're thinking of conquring the fresh waters in a pontoon boat). After establishing a name and a fleet we'll get a real pirate vessel with our boosted booty and take to the open seas with anyone who wants to come with. Our dream is to one day steal a cruise liner.