Thursday, February 12, 2009

Chairman Meow Spreads to Brooklyn, NY

The glorious tenets of feline revolution have spread to the 2.5 million residents of Brooklyn, New York! Great Leader was greeted with a feast of plump city mice, and a parade of loyal kitties that stretched as far as the eye could see. Here is a great artistic work, most pleasing to Meow:

Brooklyn's official motto is Een Draght Mackt Maght. Written in the (old) Dutch language, it is inspired by the motto of the United Dutch Provinces and translates as In Unity There is Strength.

Great Leader was not threatened by the scary-looking zombie on this street light post. Noble Leader showed bravery and optimism in the face of such nihilistic propaganda.

Chairman Meow will never forget the inhabitants of Brooklyn, New York. Great Leader promises that if the great strength of his revolution succeeds in restoring a more peaceful and just world order, one of his first actions will be to return the LA Dodgers to their rightful home in Brooklyn.

He will also construct a great monument on the scale of the Statue of Liberty to welcome tired, poor, hungry and huddled kitties, while at the same time somehow memorializing the late rapper Old Dirty Bastard, a native Brooklynite.