A man who is anticipating having sex later in the evening makes sure to bring a pair of chopsticks with him. In the event of a sexual encounter, he starts having sex doggy style, and when the woman starts to climax he takes out the chopsticks and reaches in to her removed pants and takes her wallet

"Milch spent so much money on this bitch at the bar that he frugal chinamened her at her house later that night. He wasn't paying for all those fucking tequila shots."