The people on OK Cupid are always an adventure, some of them more than others. See the more ridiculous shit that lands in my inbox here.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Also, in case anyone's curious...

....The approximate breakdown of messages I get on OKC is something like:70% are just "Hi, how are you, my name is x." Why would I respond to this? Put in some effort. You're trying to make a first impression.

Another 20% are creepers, and thus end up on this blog.

Then another 8% are things that are at least somewhat offensive, like "Well my dear, for a "brown American" you sound pretty awesome." You don't know me. Casual -isms aren't going to work. Negging never works, even if you do know me. Stop listening to PUAs.