When I want to see the boysI know where to find the boysI don't go through a club or twoI just find you and there are the boysTo get you alone I striveYou ask me to tea at fiveI find you then with other menAnd wonder when my chance will arrive

How's chances, say, how are the chancesOf making you love me the way I love you

How many young men must I fight withTo be in right withIn right with you

How's chances for one of those glancesA glimpse of the heaven I'm longing to see

How's chances to end all your romancesAnd start taking your chances with me

[alternate bridge:]My castle will need some restoringCeiling and flooringFurniture, too