5:39 p.m. — David Rowe, 30, of 24B Lafayette St., is charged with two counts of simple assault.7:29 p.m. — On Pine Street, a man wearing a hat and a big nose (on top of his regular nose?) tries to force his way into a lady’s house.

1:07 p.m. — A man steals a cell phone from Walmart and darts into nearby woods. Loss prevention consults its tapes to see what car he arrived in. Ah, it’s still there. Bob’s Towing hauls it off and finds a tactical vest in the back seat.

1:10 p.m. — Albert Crement, 55, of an unknown address in Rochester is charged with operating without a valid license.

3:24 p.m. — A home is burgled on Congress Street. Electronic items are stolen.