Pubic lice, the crab-shaped insects that have dwelled in human groins since the beginning of history, are disappearing. Doctors say bikini waxing may be the reason.

Waning infestations of the bloodsuckers have been linked by doctors to pubic depilation, especially a technique popularized in the 1990s by a Manhattan salon run by seven Brazilian sisters. More than 80 percent of college students in the U.S. remove all or some of their pubic hair -- part of a trend that’s increasing in western countries. In Australia, Sydney’s main sexual health clinic hasn’t seen a woman with pubic lice since 2008 and male cases have fallen 80 percent from about 100 a decade ago.

I went au natural for the past 3 years down there and not a single critter. But it could be the lack of intercourse or any sexual contact that is the problem. I vow to go and spread my legs to all in the hope of saving the creature from extinction.

My "line" for veganism is if an animal (non-human or human) is actively doing something to my body without my consent, such as eating/attacking me or taking up residence in/on me. Once that's going on, I'm acting in self-defense.

_________________Man, fork the gender card, imma come at you with the whole damned gender deck. - Olives Did you ever think that, like, YOU are a sexy costume FOR a diva cup? - solipsistnationblog!FB!

My "line" for veganism is if an animal (non-human or human) is actively doing something to my body without my consent, such as eating/attacking me or taking up residence in/on me. Once that's going on, I'm acting in self-defense.

But if you welcome them in, you can give them a home and help promote biodiversity.

My "line" for veganism is if an animal (non-human or human) is actively doing something to my body without my consent, such as eating/attacking me or taking up residence in/on me. Once that's going on, I'm acting in self-defense.

But if you welcome them in, you can give them a home and help promote biodiversity.

But I think this would require that I never have sex again.

_________________Man, fork the gender card, imma come at you with the whole damned gender deck. - Olives Did you ever think that, like, YOU are a sexy costume FOR a diva cup? - solipsistnationblog!FB!

You are all bad vegans unless you grow out your pubes and fork as many people as you can!

(I'm kidding. Just in case someone didn't get it, I don't want to be the one who tricked you into contracting an std. Be responsible, use protection, only have sex if you really want to and feel safe and stuff, inviting parasites to live off you is not part of the vegan dream!)

You are all bad vegans unless you grow out your pubes and fork as many people as you can!

(I'm kidding. Just in case someone didn't get it, I don't want to be the one who tricked you into contracting an std. Be responsible, use protection, only have sex if you really want to and feel safe and stuff, inviting parasites to live off you is not part of the vegan dream!)