Hello, good peeps. We are on a steady and exciting path to "making America great again" under fearless leader, Trump. A summit is set between Trump and his BFF, Putin, where I am sure Putin will give him "orders" on how to continue the amazing progress in alienating the G7 countries and offending all our allies.

Also concerning foreign affairs, U.S. intelligence has shown that North Korea under the leadership of our newest BFF, Kim Jong Un, is upgrading their nuclear research facilities while continuing on the path to denuclearization; another win for our illustrious deal-maker, Trump.

On the matters of trade and tariffs, Trump has threaten higher tariffs on the cheaters in Europe and China who have been exploiting our generous trade policies. The commie, pinkos at Harley Davidson Motorcycle have decided to move some of their production to a shithole country to avoid EU tariffs. While on the domestic front, the trade and tariff policies proposed by Trump could result in the lost of 150,000 to 600,000 jobs in the U.S.; a small sacrifice in MAGA.

In domestic politics, A. Kennedy has retired from the Supreme Court after helping to destroy public union rights, legalize gerrymandering in Texas, and uphold Trump's well disguised Muslim Ban.