This is to let you know that we received a payment credit instruction from the federal government of Nigeria to credit your account with your full inheritance fund of us$10.5million from the Nigerian reserve account with our bank.

However, what we required from you is your banking particulars where you want your fund to be transferred.

{1}. Your full name and address:{2}. Your telephone, and fax:{3). Your bank name and address:{4). Your a/c name and numbers:(5). Your swift code / routing numbers:(6). Your current occupation:

Be informed that transfer will commence immediately we hear from you with the account information. Once more, bank Federal Reserve board will not hesitates to credit your account within 24hours in accordance with fund release order regulations.

Your immediate response is highly needed to enable us commence for the transfer.

Thanks for banking with Federal Reserve Bank while we looking forward to serving you better.

Thanks and God bless you.

Mr. Ben S. BernankeChairman,Federal Reserve Board New York.

Yeah, right. I wasn't born yesterday!

Aloha!P.S. Sorry, what can I say. It's a slow day here at The Pineapple.

I love it how the grammar is always horribly bad on those letters. I also wonder who falls for these things, I know I don't have any long-lost relatives in Nigeria (or maybe I don't know, especially if they're long-lost), but you'd think you would get a call or a certified letter saying you have money you're entitled to.

I get these everyday - wonder when they're gonna give up. I love your blog and wonder if yo have a tutorial about how to make oven mittens/holders/gloves? I have lots of scraps I'd love to use for the purpose...any advice?

About Me

Tutorials

My tutorials are comprised of patterns of simple shapes and forms that can easily be replicated. If you do not see a tutorial for an item that I have created, it is more than likely due to it's complexity and/or it's odd pattern shapes (or sometimes simply a lack of time during the item's construction). All of the tutorials that I have created over the years have been posted to my blog. Enjoy!

Tutorial

Drawstring Shoe Bag

Tutorial

Paper Flower Topiary

Tutorial

Ribbon Lei

Tutorial

Oh So Sweet! Cupcake Party Favor

Tutorial

A Petite Posy

Tutorial

Faux Boxwood Mini Wreath

Tutorial

'Simply Geometric' Pincushion

Tutorial

Sweet Springtime Gift Pocket

Tutorial

Strawberrry Mice Pincushion

Tutorial

'Blossoms at Sunset' Reversible Pincushion

Tutorial

Rolled Felt Pincushion

Tutorial

Snowflakes in my Holly

Tutorial

Fleur de marguerite

Tutorial

Quick 'n Easy Flower Hair Pins

Tutorial

Ruffled Christmas Tree

Tutorial

Ruched Patchwork Pumpkin

Tutorial

Wine Bottle Gift Bag

Tutorial

Scrappy Patchwork Flower

Tutorial

Joining Fabric Yo-Yo's in Quiltmaking

Tutorial

Handy Dandy Pincushion

Tutorial

Wire-Edged Fabric Flower

TUTORIAL

Quick and Easy Fabric Bookmark

TUTORIAL

Sweet Buttercups

Tutorial

Fancy Facial Tissue Pocket

TUTORIAL

Folded Fabric Hexagon Yo-Yo

Tutorial

Attaching a Fabric Yo-Yo By Sewing Machine

Tutorial

Heart To Heart Valentine Tufted Pin

Tutorial

'Sweetheart Suzy' Flower Pin

Tutorial

Pretty Posie Pushpins

TUTORIAL

Rufled Flower Money Bouquet

Tutorial

Tea Tote

Tutorial

Folded Hexagon Needlebook

Recycling--Tutorial

How To Make T-Shirt Yarn

Recycling--Tutorial

Magnetic Tic-Tac-Toe

Recycling--Mini Tutorial

How To Make Yarn from Discarded Clothing

Recycling--Mini Tutorial

Jeans Button Flower Center

Recycling--Mini Tutorial

Jeans Coasters

Recycling--Mini Tutorial

Folding Plastic Grocery Bags for Easy Storage

Recycling--Mini Tutorial

Window Screen Poinsettia

Mini Tutorial

Portable Sewing Center

Mini Tutorial

Hexagon Tufted Flower Pincushion

Mini Tutorial

Take Me Along Tabbie Blanket

Mini Tutorial

Hexagon Flower Ornaments

Mini Tutorial

Attaching Pin Backs

Mini Tutorial

Alternative Magnetic Closure

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