"Take This Job And Shove It"

"Keep That Job And Love It"

The Lyrics

Keep that job and love it,There ain't much work anymoreUnemployment's high, economy's rough, andFolks are livin' poorEight hours a day, that's forty a week,And the wolf's not at your door,Keep that job and love itThere ain't much work anymore

You may work as a trash collector,Dumpin' half drank beersBut you're family's survivin',Sheltered when the wind blows fierceIt's bad out there, a lot a' hurtin' folks,Who're poundin' pavement, feelin' gray..From San Francisco to HackensackMost would die to work your way..

Keep that job and love it,If you're clerkin' in a storeThere are worse rows to hoe For a lotta' good people,And lay offs by the score..Sure, you don't like the boss,Tough grind and small pay,But the wolf's not at your doorKeep that job and love itThere ain't much work anymore

You could be drudgin' as a fry chef,For basic minimumNot one slim chance for advancement,Attitudes from someJust pilin' buns, and flippin' pickle chips,Till you're wantin' to run awayBut, return those smiley faces, Heed that voice you hear say..

Keep this job and love it,There ain't many anymorePays the rent and the bills, Keeps the kids out a' trouble,Groc'ries from the storeYou won't make a mint,Gonna' turn you gray,But, no wolf's at the door,Keep your job and love itThere ain't much work anymore

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Little

Lots

Matches Pace ofOriginal Song:

How Funny:

Overall Score:

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing:

4.8

How Funny:

5.0

Overall Rating:

4.8

Total Votes:

12

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

Pacing

How Funny

Overall Rating

1

0

0

0

2

1

0

1

3

0

0

0

4

0

0

0

5

11

12

11

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Great parody, I am in the middle of finishing a parody of my own of TOS of this, I'll leave you all in suspense as to the title, but I know you'll like it! And of for this parody I read that parody and loved it! Great Work AFW!! ;-) 5's

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.