The Real 'Full House' Home Is Up For Sale! Take a Look Inside

Hey, can I borrow $4.15 million? I left my trust fund in a past lifetime. You see, I need the cash because the 1883 Victorian that served as the exterior for the Full House home is up for sale. It's a piece of television history (and my childhood) and I kind of need to live in it.

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I'm going to take your silence as a hard pass on lending me millions so I'll settle for taking a photo tour:

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There she is! A fresh new coat of paint and a tree that's really grown since the first season of Full House. Way to reach for the stars, tree!

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SFGate says, "The home's off-white exterior that appeared in 'Full House' has been painted a dark purple and the famous red door is gone, but anyone would probably agree the richer paint color looks far more elegant." Nope. Anyone would probably not agree. #JusticefortheRedDoor!

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Okay, fine, the doors are "elegant." Nostalgia has a tendency to get me riled up.

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Wow. This is definitely...a look. Potato sack chic.

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A little stuffy for Netflix and Chill, but it'll do.

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No butt shall be left chairless! Also, what exactly is going on in that painting? Umbilical cord drama?

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Ohhh, okay, this is where the Netflix and Chill goes down. Got it.

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Hanging framed paintings in front of books is an interesting choice.

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Huge sink means you can wait even longer to wash your dishes. Oh, who am I kidding, that's what the dishwasher or maid is for. And I spy with my little eye a fully-stocked wine cellar. Let the generous pours wash over us all!

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Put your shoes on while sitting on this love seat at the foot of the bed...

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...or put your shoes on while sitting in front of the bedroom fireplace. Up to you. Being filthy rich is all about meaningless, endless options.

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Woah! Mallard-obsessed Bunny from Sex and the City strikes again!

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If I'm handing over $4.15 million, the least the former owner could do is leave the tension rod behind for my dirty shower curtain. Geez.

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Every mansion needs a useless room no one wants to hang out in.

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Ahh, a little slice of Versailles, minus all the riff raff.

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A perfect place to erect a statue of yourself or your accountant.

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And this ends our journey through this pop culture landmark. Again, lend me some money or buy this pad yourself and let me be your Kato Kaelin. Either way.

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