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Brennan's Pub

12. Brennan's Pub

Brennan's is known for its Thursday night Turtle Races. These are, in fact, not so much turtle races as a scheme to get young girls to bend over in short skirts. The only people that can place the turtles at the starting gate are girls. And they can't bend their knees or go too quickly otherwise they'll be forced to do it again and again until they've been humiliated to every drunk dude's satisfaction. You'll leave here feeling so dirty you were even in the same room with these douchebags that the IHOP across the street starts looking like the Four Seasons.

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