Haiku Reviews: Gone In 17 Syllables

In this modern society dependent on sound bites and single-sentence synopses, it was only a matter of time before someone thought to apply (albeit very loosely) the ancient Japanese poetic 5/7/5 syllable form of haiku to film criticism. Here are a few recent movies, reduced to their essence through super-economic choice of words. Feel free to submit your own haiku reviews of movies you saw this summer (one per post please).