>>12841933You ever walk home from some place like school, and you're fine until just before you get back, and then you see your house and you suddenly HAVE to piss right now. That's how it's going to be for me from now until the last few months.

>>12841968We have the comics to make it a bit easier this time around, but I know that by the time the S4 premiere date comes up I'm going to be hyped up like crazy from all the previews and synopsis leading up to it.

>>12842190>For the dense among us: People talking about things you aren't interested in isn't against the rules -- spamming shit you don't like is.I can't be the only one who sees implications of this that would have been nice to have had around a couple years ago

Everyone knows about the diamond dogs. But hardly everyone knows that gnolls used to be a big time enemy of Equestria. They were strong too, empowered by various aspects of nature to do bold actions. Able to command fire, water, stuff like that. One time they even tried to assassinate Celestia.

>>12841503I'm not sure how problem solving cards are tackled but if I understand the concept it almost sounds like it could be played alone like some kind of solitaire game.

If you play with someone but are solving your own problems, I could see either using their cards (mana/place/pony requirements to play certain cards?) or fucking up their game by spamming parasprites or something.

>>12842379This is true, but I've seen some interesting discussions here on MLPG that was handled better here than the board they are meant for. Technically anything not pony related (I'm assuming things like fan works, fanbase, and bronies is pony) could be reported. But honestly that's kind of stifling and boring, we need a little bit of wiggle room. Otherwise we could die out. As long as people keep it civil, I see no problem with it, even if I'm not interested in it. It's usually the people who are vocal about hating and yell about it without actually discussing/debating the thing that is the problem. MLPG has it's little corner in 4chan that people generally ignore. We kind of self moderate ourselves, only blowing a whistle when really needed. The only reason there is a /mlp/ board and we aren't on /co/ is because people wanted to get others mad, so they shoved pony down people's throats similar to furry stuff to laugh at the reaction.

>"Pinkie Pie, we're just.....concerned." >"What do ya mean?">"Well its just...its been a few years now and Gummy has gotten pretty big, don't you think?">The eight foot gator is lounging in the middle of the floor, obvious as a fire.>Pinkie gives him a big hug. He doesnt react at all>"That's just more of him to love!">"But don't you think he's really dangerous now? His tail alone is strong enough to break a wall! I know cause he broke THAT wall!">"Aww, he doesnt mean it. He's just a little clumsy sometimes, don't you Gummy?">Gummy responds by biting Pinkie Pie in the head with his powerful, toothless jaw>"Uh oh, some one wan't kissies!">He starts a death roll, flooring Pinkie>"Turbo kissies!"

>>12843028But that's not nearly messy enough. Rarity eats her ice cream like a lady. I want a pony who can devour an ice cream cone and I protest how sticky she is only for her to snuggle up with me and get me all sticky by rubbing up me and giving me cold, sticky kisses.

>>12843184>"Hey, has anyone seen Fluttershy?">"I did earlier. She said something about pet sitting Gummy since Pinkie is out of town.">There is a Fluttershy shaped mass standing side of Gummy>She's both too scared,, meek and polite to tell him to stop eating her

Even if the most normalfag of us went, there isn't enough alcohol in the world to make it palatable. And if you drink enough, you'd probably turn into pasta too (just a different kind) - or get your ass kicked out.

I actually spent most of my con hanging out with just some random anon. He was super chill and fun to hang out with and he ended up hanging out with us both at our booth and away from it. I think he went by Sarc or something.

>>12843645There was a fucking booth that was literally a hot topic in pony convention booth form and it's best selling items were1.guy fawkes masks2. these fucking giant cardboard swords (final fantasy or some shit i dunno) with pony decals on them

>>12843628Yeah, I like the weird malty flavour of beer, and a lot of people like the taste of mixed drinks.

Hell, Kaluha, Curacao and Jaeger are great straight out of the bottle.

>>12843632Moderation is the key. lieutenant buzzkill. the point is to stop at the point where you feel comfortable with everyone... long before you're horking all over the place, or trying to fight some shitnugget at a party.

>>12843725>you>didn't pay attention to meAs luck would have it, Zachary Rich answered my question for me, someone two spots ahead of me asked a question that brought out an answer that could've been used to answer mine. I can be an asshole anyday, but I'll be damned if I'm to appear redundant.

>>12843949call it whatever you want. it's hot as hell.and why the hole? that would take all the fun out of tearing one open yourself so you can get at her faster.unless it's not her vag that you're aiming for.

>>12844003Agreed.I've always liked to think that if alcohol does exist in Equestria, Pinkie doesn't have it at her parties. She claims that alcohol is a "depressant" and that parties are not for being depressed at. (Twilight's eye twitches visibly whenever she explains it.) She thinks if you need 'social lubricant' than somebody isn't doing their job at helping you have fun, and at Pinkie's parties that means SHE isn't doing her job. And Pinkie takes pride in her parties and likes ponies to remember them.

>>12844088Okay kemosabe, what are you carrying in your pockets that requires you to have so much space?

1) Wallet2) Keys3) Phone

(1) goes in you back pocket (and I sure fucking hope you don't have a wallet chain or some shit).(2) does not justify having enough carrying capacity to haul a small dog around unless you're a jail warden in 1928.(3) isn't taking up that much space unless you're ironically carrying around a dinosaur cellphone from 1980, in which case you're a hipster who has realized that cargo shorts are the next frontier of ironic chic, so fucking congratulations -- if I see you in person I'll shake your hand and punch you in your dumb glasses.

>>12844248Pinkie's parties aren't actually relaxing for her at all, really. She's always buzzing about faster than the speed of light, steering ponies into conversations with other ponies and making sure everything is running smoothly.She enjoys it, though, because her reward is making sure everybody there has a good time

>>12844083I tried to understand fashion on day. Read the /fa/ sticky, looked up various sties, talked to friends, but I just don't get it. I can understand dressing for the occasion, but there seems to be too many unwritten rules that I don't know why exist to begin with.

>>12844020Even if you did that, the rest of her clothes were pretty expensive. Be a shame if you got a mess on it. Good thing she has the perfect place for that big hot load you're about to blow deep inside of her.