They
were ordinary teenagers until they fought fiercely with each other.
Bumping their heads with each other didn't help and cause Cagalli
and Kira to exchange bodies. Who can help these teenagers? What will
be the reaction of Lacus and Athrun when they find this out? AsuCaga!
KiraRaku!

Author's
Note:

This
fic was suppose to be out on the thirty-first but I'm quite
industrious today so I'm giving this chapter to everyone in
advance. I hope you guys like it! BTW, whatever or whenever you read
Ledah's stories, never answer who is a greater writer or has a
better writing style between the two of us. She is kind of a psycho
right now.

Anyway,
now I present of the latest and funnier version of Topsy-turvy that
is Topsy-turvy: Cagalli and Kira Version chapter one!

Disclaimer:
I do not own GS or GSD.

Chapter
One: Surprise!

Today,
as usual, Uzumi Nara Athha, the father of the twins Cagalli Yula
Athha and Kira Yamato, was again in their university. Well…Kira has
a different surname because when they were young, their parents got
divorced and recently, they had been reunited and this is the cause
of the meaningless and outrageous battles of the twins.

Back
to the original topic, he was here today because of two things.
First, he was here for the recognition day of the outstanding
students and obviously, Kira was one of them. Second, the one that
happens quite often or should I say daily, a talk with another
teacher of Cagalli or the student council's president or moderator.
It was not about her grades. In fact, she was heck of a genius if she
will stop all of those fighting.

He
sighed and shook his head; this will be a long talk. He slowly
reached the knob of the door and turned it. There he saw his beloved
daughter, tied in a chair as usual and there Athrun, the
president of the student council, sighing as he sat on top of his
table. The young man sighed again, stood, and shook hands with him.
He gestured for the older man to take a seat that he did.

"Good
morning, Mr. Athha," he greeted in monotone though he tried his
best to keep a small smile visible on his face at the very least,
"It's about your daughter again, sir."

He
nodded in agreement and sighed while Cagalli rolled her eyes
typically and continued to chew her bubble gum.

Athrun
glanced at the window and his gaze came back to the person before
him, "I caught her leading a group of illegal loggers in chopping
down the trees in the university's Science garden. Luckily, I was
the one who witnessed the scene and it hadn't been recorded yet so
far…" his voice trailed off somehow in utter disappointment.

The
older man flexed his fingers a bit to relieve stress although it
doesn't help at all, "Thank you Athrun." He bowed his head
slightly in gratitude and he forced Cagalli to bow her head, which
she did, after all, it was Athrun whom she was doing it for.

Athrun
nodded slightly, "I hope Cagalli, next time, don't repeat that."
He said in a concern tone.

One
thing that Uzumi can thank the Lord was the gift of having a good
relationship with Patrick Zala's son, Athrun. It was to be another
person who was bestowed on his position, and then Cagalli might have
been transferring to numerous universities weekly. Thank god, he was
there to help him a bit.

Uzumi
stood and shook hands with the blue-haired boy friend of his
daughter, "Thank you, Athrun." He then faced Cagalli, "And you
should behave, missy."

"But
dad!" she tried to share her true reasons of her actions, "It's
because that—" "Kira planted the most number of trees and you
let illegal loggers roam in your Science garden, is that it,
Cagalli?'

She
slowly nodded and her father sighed as he touched his forehead, not
knowing what to do, "We'll talk about this later. For now, try to
act civilize and like a princess."

With
that, he left.

"Wow
Kira! I can't believe you're in top one again!" Lacus said in
amazement as she saw the quarterly class standing, "And Athrun came
first in his class but you're great! You top again in the batch and
emerged as the smartest!" she again was awed in his achievement.

Kira
leaned against the wall and extended his feet a bit, "You know,
Lacus, it isn't hard to TOP if you study hard."

A
certain blonde-haired girl cannot stand this anymore but chose to
ignore it, following her father's advice in mind, she walked faster
but alas, she tripped on his extended feet!

She
slowly picked herself up, raised her middle finger, and left as
quickly as she can.

A
smirk crept on his face, "Oh god, help me embarrass her today."
He took Lacus' hand and went inside the cafeteria. Lacus spotted
the table they usually sit in and sat there while Kira was the one
who lined up and got there food. He then pecked her on the cheek and
sat beside her.

"Yo
people, what's up?" he asked as he took a bite in his sandwich.

Dearka
shook his head, "Dude, Cagalli almost broke her wrist when you
tripped her."

He
feigned his sincere look, "Oh my," he said, again, feigning this
act of sincerity, "I must visit my sister!" he exclaimed in a
goody-goody voice and he laughed aloud after that sincere act.

"I
think she'll be better off if you leave her alone, Kira." Shiho
raised her index finger to emphasize her statement, "Besides,
Athrun is with her."

"Fine."
He feigned his lost of enthusiasm but an evil plan was quickly
building inside his mind.

"Athrun,
that hurts!" she winced in pain as Athrun applied the cold ice.

Athrun
stared at her, "Would you rather go to the clinic and they'll
call your father, saying you had another fight or would you be still
and cooperate with this ice I am holding?"

"With
you." She gave her response and he continued to apply the ice on
her sore wrist.

"Let
me guess," Athrun gazed at her, "Did Kira trip you as usual?"
she nodded and he sighed, feeling sorry for her, "Even though we're
best friends, I don't know why he treats you like shit, Cagalli.
Honestly, tell me what's wrong."

"The
quandary is…I don't know!" she shrugged her shoulders.

He
tried to suppress his laughter that he managed to, "So it's like
he was the one who started it and you don't why exactly?"

"Bingo!"
she exclaimed and he sighed as continued rubbing the sore wrist with
his cold ice.

"Anyway,
I hope next time, you'll be Kira proof. Perhaps I will make you a
Haro that can kill Kira if necessary. Do you like that, Cagalli?"

"Yeah,"
she added, "Can you give it some knifes or a nuclear bomb perhaps?"

He
shook his head, "You're only up to guns, little missy. Bombs are
out of the choices...except if there'll be some additional
payment." His voice got weird.

"How
much?" she asked him.

He
tapped his chin, "One night in the bed with you would suffice,"

"In
you dreams, Zala!" she punched his stomach.

Athrun
raise his hands in surrender, "Fine, but only one type of bomb."

"What?"
she again inquired.

"The
F bomb."

She
laughed aloud, "Whatever. Just get it done ASAP. Is this clear?"

He
shook her hand and saluted, "Yes, ma'am!" he said jokingly and
she punched his arm playfully.

"Cagalli!"
Kira called out her name as he knocked. Damn it. He can hear her cry
and it was not good. She was really crying because she was terribly
scolded today because of his plans.

He
cannot stand it anymore. He summoned enough courage to open her door,
which he did.

Her
room was dark and silent. Strange. He thought he heard her crying but
she was not there.

"Cagalli!"
he called out her name but there was no response from his sister,
"Caga-"

Thud!
He fell on the floor hard. Cagalli pulled him down. She smirked, as
if she won some tournament she joined in, "Oh, sorry, brother!"
she kicked him.

He
glared at her and picked himself up. He charged and punched her on
the ribs.

Crack!

Shit!
She thought as she felt her ribs loose. It was her turn to charge to
him and she managed to kick his ass literally.

"That
hurts!" he exclaimed and changed his pace and charging towards her,
a head butt should suffice! He thought but unfortunately, she
thought the same and…

BOOM!
POW!

They
both feel on the ground and became unconscious.

The
Next day…

"Holy
macaroni…what happen?" Cagalli muttered as he slowly
picked himself up and saw Kira glaring at him, "Bitch,
get out of my room!"

"Go
out!" she screamed and kicked him outside. He
struggled to picked himself up and made his way to his
comfort room which was connected to hers but it also had a
separate door, which he entered in. He went to his
bathroom, turned on the shower, and undressed himself. He
went inside the showering room and took the shampoo. Before pouring
it on his hair, it read, Head and Shoulders.

"Wait
a minute!" he said to himself, "This isn't' my
shampoo!" he went back to the mirror and wore his
bathrobe. He glanced at himself and his eyes
widen, "This isn't happening!"

He
cried out and went to the other room, "Kira!" he yelled
and she hugged him tight, "Sis, what happened?"

"I
don't' know!" he was almost crying but he kept
it, "Let's stay cool and act as if nothing happened, okay? And
from now on, I should call you Cagalli and you should call me Kira,
is this clear?"

He
nodded and they separated ways.

End of Chapter One

Author's
Note:

I
hope you people like this chapter. It is just a starter! Do not
worry, the excitement had just begun.

In
addition, people, please support this version just like in the
original version!

The
Author,

Nareiya

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