Jake's Corner

MILEY CYRUS was apparently not happy with KATY PERRY'S joke about breaking off their kiss because Miley's tongue is nasty. Because Miley Tweeted, quote, "Girl if you're worried about where tongues have been good thing ur ex boo is ur EX BOO cause we ALL know where THAT [tongue's] been." That's obviously a reference to Katy's ex JOHN MAYER.

The video of JUSTIN BIEBER providing a urine sample in jail has finally surfaced . . . and it's a waste of two minutes of your time. You just see Justin peeing behind a privacy wall and it's censored by a giant black box. Nothing special or amusing.

Khloe Kardashian is moving into Justin Bieber’s house. No, they aren't shacking up. Khloe plunked down $7.2 million for Beiber’s Calabasas, California home, the same place police raided in January. The next-door neighbors, whose home Justin allegedly egged, are "very happy" about the move.

A woman loved a dress that OPRAH wore on a magazine cover so much that she went on Twitter and asked Oprah for it. Oprah replied, quote, "I won't wear [it] ever again contact my asst. and show her this tweet." Within a week, the woman had the dress.

PRINCESS DIANA'S personal chef Darren McGrady says that Diana and OPRAH WINFREY were having lunch together one time, and Diana served Oprah a creamy, mayonnaise-filled tomato mousse. Diana had Oprah THINKING she was eating the same thing . . . but she was actually eating a FAT-FREE VERSION.

In his first interview since the birth of his son, SIMON COWELL said, quote, "I was born to be a dad." He added, quote, "I wouldn't rule out [more children]! . . . I kind of think it's cool to have two . . . or three."

Yesterday we heard someone stole more than $200,000 worth of jewelry and other valuables from the home that KHLOE KARDASHIAN and LAMAR ODOM used to share. Someone also recently stole $50,000 in cash from the house. Now, Police reportedly believe the incidents are related, and there's even talk that Lamar's drug dealers did it because he owed them money. --Lamar supposedly owed TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars to several dealers, and once he left for Spain to play basketball, they started texting him threats that they were going to break in and TAKE what he owed.

"People" magazine says KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST are getting married on May 24th. As we've already heard, it's going down in Paris, and it'll be a small ceremony. At least compared to Kim's last wedding. They're "only" inviting around 150 people, and their daughter North West, who'll be less than a month shy of her first birthday, will have a role in the ceremony.

On an Australian TV show, KATY PERRY admitted that she broke off the kiss with MILEY CYRUS during Miley's Bangerz Tour last month. She said, quote, "God knows where that tongue has been. We don't know. That tongue is so infamous!"

Even though she went to rehab earlier this year, a source says SELENA GOMEZ was drunk and stumbling around at an Oscar after-party. When Selena went to rehab, her rep said it was NOT for substance abuse. She checked out two weeks into a six-week program.

A Florida judge has ruled that video of JUSTIN BIEBER taking a URINE TEST after his DUI arrest WILL be released. But Justin's EQUIPMENT will be censored. There's no word when we'll see the clip. But police already did release pictures of Justin baring his tattoos so they could snap photos of them.

In her new book, JENNIE GARTH says she and SHANNEN DOHERTY never came to blows on the set of "90210", but they ALMOST did one time. LUKE PERRY and JASON PRIESTLEY had to separate them. Today, Jennie and Shannen are close friends.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's former home in California was robbed of $250,000 worth of jewelry. Khloe noticed the jewelry was missing on Monday when she went with mother Kris Jenner to the home to clean it out for new owner Kaley Cuoco. The home has been empty for a month and Khloe believes it was an inside job… and could be anyone from house staff, assistants, filming crews, inspectors and movers. She now wants those with access to the home to take a lie detector test.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON is pregnant. Probably, anyway. There's been no official word from Scarlett's camp, but EVERYBODY is reporting it as fact, so I guess we're just gonna go with it. The father is French journalist Romain Dauriac. They got engaged last September. There's no word on Scarlett's due date, but TMZ claims she's FIVE MONTHS along, meaning she's more than halfway to the finish line. She's 29.

Maybe hookers, models and porn stars aren't all they're cracked up to be . . . because JUSTIN BIEBER is still hung up on SELENA GOMEZ. Yesterday, he posted two pictures of Selena all dressed up and heading to a post-Oscar party. And he captioned them, quote, "Most elegant princess in the world."

Somehow, this doesn't seem the least bit surprising. That film of an alleged three-way between JACK and BOBBY KENNEDY and MARILYN MONROE won't be going public after all. It was supposedly going to be auctioned off to settle a debt owed by its owner. But the word now is that the owner was able to pay that debt, so he's getting the movie back.

ROBIN THICKE is taking his case to the people. He told his audience in Fairfax, Virginia the other night, quote, "For y'all that don't know, me and my wife separated . . . but I'm trying to get my girl back . . . She's a good woman." Then he sang "Lost Without U" for her.

A film that supposedly shows a THREE-WAY between JOHN F. KENNEDY, BOBBY KENNEDY and MARILYN MONROE is hitting the auction block tomorrow. The film is more than 50 years old, and a collector acquired it in the 1980s. But he sat on out of respect for Marilyn's ex-husband JOE DIMAGGIO, who was a friend of his. DiMaggio died in 1999. The tape was seized from the guy because of a $200,000 court judgment against him. The only way he can stop the auction is by coming up with the 200-grand. We should note that at this point, nobody seems to have concrete proof that this film is legit.

GEORGE LOPEZ got hammered at a Canadian casino last Thursday, and was arrested for public intoxication after passing out on the floor. No charges were filed against him. George later joked, quote, "I just did in Windsor, what JUSTIN BIEBER does in America."

PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN'S autopsy report is out, and as expected, he died of an accidental drug overdose. In addition to heroin, he had cocaine in his system . . . along with anti-anxiety medication and an upper like Adderall.