Upcoming Shows

Equipment Manager: I don’t have a joke, except my life. I’ve fixed the light switches. On Wednesday I found the architectural diagrams for when they rebuilt UTC. The voltage problem here has been improved, but it’s still not quite fixed yet.

IT Officer: I was the voice of the volleyball in the Tom Hanks movie where he gets stranded on an island.

Advertising Officer: We’re doing FASET Tuesday and Thursday around 5.

President: Everything’s back to normal. On behalf of this great nation, I hope you had a fabulous independence day weekend. We’re tabling at FASET so come and make us look cool. Also we’ve been planning Couchella, so come to the meetings.

Treasurer: Dues are $10 yearly, practice fees are $15 per semester. Pay dues before booking practice time with Caroline. You should wear your T-shirt tomorrow to advertise the bake sale.

Secretary: I have nothing to report, but if you need to join Jacketpages or get on the mailing list, come talk to me.

Open Mic Officer: Next open mic is next Thursday, the 16th, the last one of the summer. It’ll be cool. The theme is Golden Days. It starts at 8.

Vice President: You should come talk to me to book practice times.

General Announcements:

Chad: My band, Antarcticats, is playing at Union EAV on the 10th if you’re over 21.

Chad: We’re playing here on the Sunday the 19th which is before the next general meeting. This one isn’t 21+.

James: Congratulations to the US women’s national team.

Alex: Hey, guys, I’m in a band called the Organ Machines. We’re playing a house show with Balloon Assembly line and 2 other bands on the 15th! It’ll be pretty cool. Also we have a show on the 17th at Union EAV, it’s 21+.

Chris: You should listen to the new Between the Buried and Me album, it gave me feels. We’re also going to the show in Winston-Salem on August 14th with them, Animals as Leaders, The Contortionist, and probably another band.

Equipment Manager: I don’t have an equipment manager joke. I had a very involved whiteboard joke, but Caroline took the whiteboard. I don’t have much to report, but we just made a bunch of Deese-icions about what to buy.

Vice President: At the end of the meeting, you can all kill each other to book practice times. We’re booking 2 weeks because of the show next week. There’s a bake sale tomorrow from 1:30 to 5:00 or whenever all the baked goods are gone. We’ll be on Skiles, unless it’s raining really hard in which case it’ll be in UTC.

IT Officer: I gave access to the new website to someone arguably more qualified than I.

Booking Officer: If you want to book something or complain why I didn’t book something, talk to me. There’s a show on Monday with Buffalo Buffalo, Several Bears, and Supreme World Emperors.

Advertising Officer: I have 4 things: We have a bake sale tomorrow, it’s gonna be cool. Proceeds will go to Couchella, which will be pretty cool. We also have groovy Friday on Friday, Caroline’s parents and sister will be there. Next Monday there won’t be a meeting. I can’t remember the 4th thing so fuck it.

Historian: I have nothing to report.

General Manager: I’m the General Manager, I manage the space during the day. On Friday, Earth Day, there will be an ongoing show 10 – 3 during the day. Secondly, we’re going to start setting out coffee during the day. We appreciate donations, especially so Caroline can make scone children that we can eat.

Advertising Officer: We have flyers for the show on 4/20. Take flyers and put them everywhere, especially where you live. Also groovy Friday.

Treasurer: Dues are $10 yearly, practice fees are $15 per semester. Pay dues before booking practice time with Caroline. You should wear your T-shirt tomorrow to advertise the bake sale.

Secretary: I have nothing to report, but if you need to join Jacketpages or get on the mailing list, come talk to me.

Open Mic Officer: This week’s open mic theme is baked goods and slam poetry, so Caroline can bake on Wednesday. So if you have fantastic haikus, bring them to open mic.

President: Basically what everyone else said. We don’t have a full meeting next week, but you should come anyway for Buffalo Buffalo, Several Bears, and Supreme World Emperors.

General Announcements:

Chad: My band, Antarcticats, is playing at the Masquerade on Thursday at 8. We can make it free for you if you talk to Andrew Joyce.

Chris: I’m doing a secret project, but I need to know who won’t be here over the summer.

Mitcham: Night of Musicianship next Sunday at Couch at 8:00 in the main rehearsal hall.

Steven: Tokyo and Chance the Rapper just released a single. Also I’ve been having a rough time lately, can we have a group hug? (group hug ensues)

Jason: I teach free group guitar lessons on Thursdays at 4:00, so if you want to learn for free you can show up for that.

Taylor: I’m going to a concert on Thursday and my concert buddy bailed on me, so if you’re interested or just don’t like open mic or Chad, come talk to me.

Jack: We need workers for the shows on Sunday and Monday.

Roshni: Archie and I are performing something at Open Mic that you seriously need to not miss.

Alex: Apparently record store day is Saturday, so there should be a UTC contingent that goes and does record store stuff. We should also do Korean Karaoke things at Happy Karaoke 2. 2 other things: Eliot Manassa is going to see OK GO, but he doesn’t have a ride. If anyone wants to go with him, I can connect you to him. Also I’m from a band called the Organ Machines, we have a show April 30th at 9:00 at WonderRoot. 4 reasons to be there: Organ Machines, Smooth Aviator, exStellarator, and Rad Giraffe.

Chad: We’re also playing at WonderRoot on Saturday.

Fielding: Not this Saturday but the following Saturday (the 25th), Gabe Waksman and I are going to see Dance Gavin Dance. If you’re interested come talk to me.

Open Mic Officer: This week’s open mic theme is Middle School Dance (“Leave room for Jesus!”).

Minister of Propaganda: There are 3 shows this weekend. Friday, 152 Productions Presents Icarus the Owl, Bear Girl, Killer Eskimos, A Moment’s Ornament, Before the Sunrise, and Clay Cages; it’s $10. Saturday we have Blue Shirt’s Springtime Acoustic Boogaloo, with The Shepherdes, GregCote, and Jerry Fels and the Jerry Fels. Sunday, 152 Productions Presents Carousel Kings, Post Season, Sanction The Radio, System Reset, Values, and Last Act Standing, who will be the last act standing. We also do intermediate and advanced guitar lessons with Jason, who’s in Smooth Aviator.

Historian: I have nothing to report.

Equipment Manager: I’m in the middle of a Pillage and Plunder shirt line going on. The tape lines on the floor mean you’re in the Deese Equipment Executive Zone, DEEZ for short. We’re also getting new sticks and strings soon. We also now have a double bass pedal.

General Manager: I manage the space during the day. We also have a subscription to Food Network magazine and the Oprah magazine. During finals week, we’ll have the coffee pot set up

Vice President: I am in charge of booking practice times and putting baked goods in your mouth, so after you’ve paid dues with Meredith, come talk to me to reserve practice times.

IT Officer: I don’t have anything to report.

Secretary: I have nothing to report, but if you need to join Jacketpages or get on the mailing list, come talk to me.

Treasurer: Dues are $10 yearly, practice fees are $15 per semester. Pay dues before booking practice time with Caroline. Also, from our Lint & Loose Change officer, we need to print today, so come to me to donate printing funds.

Booking Officer: Talk to me about working shows this weekend. We also have a show Tuesday which we need workers for, so come talk to me about that.

Advertising Officer: If it doesn’t rain, we’ll have a groovy Friday this week, plus a banner.

President: You can call me Dr. Worm, I’m not a real doctor but I am a real worm. Since we have a show on the 20th, we won’t have a meeting, but we will have a show, so you should come to that. Also on the 13th, so next meeting, we’re having a mixtape exchange.

General Announcements:

Tanika: I’m going to the Waxahatchee show on Monday at Drunken Unicorn, tickets are $10-12.

Anon: Rolling Stones tickets coming out April 13th, but April 10th if you have a season football pass.

Kishore: If you don’t know, we’re going to kick WREK’s ass in kickball Saturday the 18th around 3:30 at Piedmont Park. Talk to me if you’re interested.

Krish: Hannibal Buress will be here tomorrow. You should go.

Chris: Anyone going to the Jeremy and Nick concert on the 14th? You should also get Wrecking Ball tickets, it’s basically my and Mike Leon’s music taste.

Greg: My band, exStellarator, is releasing our new EP Friday at noon. We’re also having a release show at the Union EAV (21+) on Friday, so you should come to that. Also on the 18th, Zappa Plays Zappa will be at the Variety Playhouse, tickets are around $40 and you should come.

Tanika: We’re starting an official broken drumstick collection. Eventually we’ll do an art piece with them.

Mitcham: The music fraternity I’m part of is putting on a show on the 19th. We’re looking for musicians to play really anything, come talk to me if you’re interested.

Jason: I do guitar lessons for free, so if you want lessons talk to me or show up on Thursdays at 4. Also if you went to the show on Friday, I love you.

Chad: My 17th band, currently unnamed, is playing at open mic. Come this week with name suggestions.

David: There’s a free Turkish coffee festival going on right now downstairs.

Krish: I’m going home over the summer, if anyone wants to share a ride come talk to me.

General Manager: I’m unprepared. I have nothing to report, but feel free to drop by during daytime hours and request a song. We’re doing groovy Friday this Friday.

IT Officer: Nothing to report.

Equipment Manager: Usually this is where I make an equip joke, but I don’t want to Deese-tract from the meeting too much. We’re doing sound class in studio tonight.

Vice President: I have a cool Commercial Airline Black Market T-shirt. I’m in charge of booking practice times, so after you’ve paid dues with Meredith, come talk to me to reserve practice times.

Advertising Officer: We have groovy Friday this Friday, that’s Friday 2-4. We have a show on Saturday too, with The Quarks, King Guru, Smooth Aviator, and Commercial Airline Black Market.

Historian: We’re in the process of planning Couchella, so if you’d like to join the committee, sign your name on the sheet being passed around.

Lint & Loose Change: The issue is ready for today’s meeting. The bad news is we can’t print it because the print stations here are broken. We’ll still meet on Wednesday to assemble a few copies, but we’re having a mass printing on Monday.

Secretary: I have nothing to report, but if you need to join Jacketpages or get on the mailing list, come talk to me.

Treasurer: Dues are $10 yearly, practice fees are $15 per semester. Pay dues before booking practice time with Caroline. Also if you’ve paid dues come to me after the meeting to get a T-Shirt.

Open Mic Officer: This week’s open mic will be a comedy night special. Open mic will run from 7:45 to 8:45, with signups at 7:15. The rest of the time will be Geekapalooza, a comedy show special. Pizza will be served.

Booking Officer: You should talk to me if you want to book a show. And we need workers for Saturday’s show, so talk to me about that.

General Announcements:

Jason: I give free group guitar lessons here on Thursdays at 4. I’m also in Smooth Aviator, playing at the show on Saturday.

Ryan: I may have just booked a show. Three weeks from today, on the 20th, SWE, another band, and Several Bears.

Chad: Antarcticats (with the Guppies, Small Time Capone, and Hex Girlfriend) is playing at Parts Unknown. It’s somebody’s house, but you’re all invited. We’re also selling copies of our EP.

Maria: I do booking for the community organization Sofar Sounds which puts on concerts in weird locations, like living rooms and nooks in coffee shops. We’re always looking for locations and people to play, so come talk to me.

Sid: Commercial Airline Black Market will be intense!

Greta: I 3D printed a Baymax and his box.

Tanika: Applications for daytime work at UTC are coming out.

Sara: Claire and I are working on a zine for our English class about making the space more friendly to LGBT students and students with disabilities, as well as more racially conscious; if you’re interested, come talk to me.

Bailey: My sorority, Alpha Gamma Delta, is having a pancake breakfast tonight. Also you should get me to come here more, I’m becoming more and more basic and it’s scaring me. It’s $6 for all you can eat pancakes, bacon, and a drink.

Kishore: I’m organizing the UTC vs. WREK kickball game. It looks like Saturday, April 18th around 3:30 is the best time. I’m looking for someone to get a ride with to Expo 88 on April 4th at the Masquerade.

Alex: I’m in a band called the Organ Machines. We recently released our first EP, you should listen to it. Also there will soon be a new guitar amp here.

Simon: WREK is having a concert called WREK-tacular at the Drunken Unicorn with Of the Vine and Jungle, as well as one of our DJs.