Patrick Swayze becomes one with "the Force" Star Wars fans Shocked

Patrick Swayze passed away peacefully today with family at his side after facing the challenges of his illness for the last 20 months,” his publicist, Annett Wolf, said in a statement Monday evening. Shortly after his passing witnesses reported seeing a ghostly image Swayze walking in a nearby forest with the late Jedi Master Yoda.

According to David Clancy of Wilton Connecticut, “I detected a disturbance in the force around 8:45PM eastern.” Clancy the self-described Star Wars Super-fan and top US expert on the “The Force” stated, “I was only later that Patrick Swayze’s time of death was matched to the disturbance and the reports of his appearing with Yoda were confirmed.

Upon hearing that Swayze joined “the Force” his publicist, Annett Wolf, admitted that Swazye was “in tune with the force”. According to Wolf, “Patrick used the force guide dance partners and perform incredible feats of balance.
Super-fan Clancy speaking from his parents basement harshly criticized Patrick Swayze for his “Misuse of his above average Miticlorean count.”

Swayze, 57, died in Los Angeles with family at his side, Wolf said. The actor was diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer in January 2008 and underwent chemotherapy. But he went on with his work, taking on a grueling schedule to play FBI agent Charles Barker in A&E drama “The Beast.” The series was canceled in June 2009.

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