I REALLY hate it when quotes are used incorrectly in a sign, for example, in the window of a diner: We serve breakfast “all day.” What does that mean? That they don’t or that “all day” means different things to different people?

Yes, this is not the first time I’ve seen that absolutely genuine quote, but it is the first time I’ve seen it paired with Pinocchio. Nice choice. Being able to see connections among things that other people cannot see is a very nice character trait indeed.