Are you fucking kidding me?? She's breaking up with him because she can't be the center of his universe? He was MARRIED to this woman. They have a kid (overgrown but nonetheless). Earth to Jennifer?? I started out disliking him but I see something with Chloe, he still looks dirty but he's not as hateful somehow. Jennifer just brings out the blah in him...

Except we know thet wont break up for long. Mean Nancy is going to come along and pick on poor Jennifer and Dan is going to come rushing in to save her . They'll exchange "you're so wonderful and I love you" blah, blah, blah.