Mikey1969:Except that it stays in your system LONG after the effects wear off. There's a case in AZ right now where they are arguing that they should be able to charge someone with DUI, and the judge pointed out that traces can be in your system, yet not affect you for up to 30 days, which basically throws away the "I" part of a DUI. The AG seems to think they can bust your for DUI in Arizona even if there is no Influence or Impairment. In other words, we need a new system. We need a was to definitively test to see if someone is actually impaired or not.

When you are being legally investigated, it's probably not a bad idea to react to any assertions made of potentially illegal content, regardless of their actual status as satire. Also, as your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit.