Wrap-up for week 14 included Lainey defeating Tony, Daniel beating Luke, Barry triumphing over Derek, Barker prevailing over Alison, Ryan winning against Steve and Stanton smashing Jacob. I have yet to get every prediction right for this season and I very doubtful I will…so let’s do it again.

Week 15 Prediction Matchups

First up we have husband versus wife. Daniel is pretty stoked on this week. He told me he’s added new players and changed his line-up a bit. I don’t care though. A few change-ups can’t compete with the infamous Splash Bros®. I remember him kind of laughing at me when I added Klay in the second round after picking Curry in the first round. He also made a joke about me picking the entire GS Warriors team. Now I’m the one laughing all the way up in 3rd place. Sometimes I imagine myself winning the whole league… I think it would call for, like, 4 Fantastic Lady days in a row. I’d be the coolest wife. I’m already a pretty decent wife, but what if I won?! I’d be, like, super dope and stuff. When we would enter a room he’d sprinkle rose petals in front of me and announce my presence, as Victor Air Lainey and then he’d have to look away because he couldn’t handle my awesomeness. He would feed me pickles and put ketchup on all the food I eat, because ketchup is so yummy. He’d also get me an ice cream cake with chocolate ice cream from Dairy Queen®. He’d finally write a song for me and tattoo my name on his…wherever there is room… He would fluff my pillow every night and cook me breakfast every morning. Breakfast would include blueberry pancakes, cold press coffee, so much bacon, and a big ol’ cinnamon roll. We would watch Buffy, Harry Potter and Guardians of the Galaxy over and over and over. He would wipe the sweat from my brow after my workouts and tell me how wonderful I smell instead of suggesting a shower… He would paint my toes and give me endless backrubs. This. This is my basketball fantasy. It doesn’t make sense to write every week and not have you know my fantasy of winning this banana league. Obviously, only in this fantasy, I really like food…and this would only last for those 4 Fantastic Lady days. As for the rest of you, thanks for reading and don’t be pissed if I didn’t pick you to win.