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Eminem 'Revival' Bundles Selling For $500!

Way too rich for my blood!

“Revival” release week is here! Eminem’s new album finally drops on Friday, 12/17. You pumped? Same… If you consider yourself an Em super fan (more specifically, an Em super RICH fan), a measly digital download or physical copy just won’t suffice. You’re not a peasant.

Does that sound like you, money bags? If so, you’re in luck. A limited quantity of autographed bundles will be available for a ridiculous bargain… $500! I mean, come on. That’s only a fraction of what you spend on a half-weeks’ worth of groceries at Whole Foods, right?? Chump change!

In all honesty, it sounds pretty awesome. Just not awesome enough for someone like me to rationalize spending 4 months’ worth of car payments on music and wall candy. Here’s what’s included: