She then repeated herself: “Simon, do not walk on my rug with your shoes.”

I heard you the first time, he replied.

But that wasn’t what Farrah wanted to hear.

“Then what are you doing?” she yelled.

“There’s a sink right here, don’t forget. Don’t walk on my carpet with your shoes … I’ve told you this time and time again when you come over, stop walking with your shoes on my rug.”

Saran tried to understand why Abraham was being to “hostile,” which led to her crying and walking out of the room.

Later on, however, she sat Simon down and spelled out for him everything he sucks at. How sweet, right?

“You don’t pay attention to what aggravates me,” she told him. “I’m talking about the whole f-cking day, and not just the carpet … at the egg hunt, it’s not okay to come and not pay attention to the family you came with.”

Saran tried to interject a couple times, but then just starting texting.

And this was the final straw for Farrah.

She got up… walked into the house to grab his luggage …and rolled it out onto the driveway.

The cameras then followed Simon as he jumped into a black SUV with his suitcase and drove off.

ELSEWHERE during the episode:

Maci came across her dream wedding gown! And her dream wedding venue!

The pregnant Tennessee native (who has since given birth) went dress shopping with her rarely-seen mother, asking MTV to only shoot her from the neck up so that the surprise would remain intact for her fiance, Taylor.

We also got a glimpse of him on the episode when he and Maci went to Florida to check out their ideal wedding location, which cost them a $20,000!

It’s a good thing these people exploit their serious personal issues on TV for very big paychecks, huh?

As for Amber? She was stuck in the hospital with a major cold, forcing her to miss time with daughter Leah… who accused her mom of not caring about her.