Lil Wayne Gets Married In Secret Wedding Ceremony

Lil wayne had snuck into Baby’s multi-million dollar estate, pelted his windows with a couple of rocks, and when Baby opened the window to see what all the commotion was about, there stood Weezy in the rain holding a boom box.

“It was supposed to play music but I don’t think it’s water proof,” said Weezy who then presumably cackled annoyingly.

“What are you doing out there?” asked Baby, his white satin gown blowing in the nighttime wind.

“Without you, I’m drowning. This ship needs a captain. Baby, be my baby, baby” said Lil Wayne dropping down to one knee. He pulled a small black box from out of his pocket and opened it up, revealing a platinum ring with two dollar signs on it. “Will you marry me?”

Now thats the largest secret gay celebrity marriage in secret gay celebrity marriage history as Weezy and Baby prepare to tie the knot inside The Closet banquet hall in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.