I was invited to troll this board. From a perfunctory glance at your "imageboard" I can see that there is no need for me to stay. If one day you happen to achieve the majesty and the glory that /s4s/ has, then please contact me again and I will be happy to oblige you in a classic "trolling." Until then, I bid you adieu.(no one cars)

One hot day, a hungry fox made his way to a nearby vineyard. He knew there were plenty of grapes. He could see them plump and juicy and could hardly wait to eat some. However, the vines were too high and he could not reach them no matter what he did. At last, tired from all his trying, he turned away in disgust. “Those grapes are too green and sour for my taste. I would not even eat them if someone gave them to me. Let someone else eat them! I don’t want them.”

if anyone cares what i am drinking: pic related, tom moore bottled in bond. $20 for a half gallon of 100 proof bourbon. i can agree with this most certainly. i think it's only available in certain states tho. anyway, this stuff is actually decent for what it is so i'd recommend to anyone who gets a chance to try it. ;p