The Viper

A lady liveing in an apartment got a phone call... "Hello?" "I am the viper! I am going to come soon!"

She was alarmed at the call but pushed it aside. 20 minutes later the phone rang again. "Hello?" "I am the viper! I am coming up!"

She began she get a little scared but dicided that it was nothing. 10 minutes later the phone rang yet again. "Hello?" "I am the viper! I am coming up!"

She was so alarmed that she called the police. 5 minutes later, there was a knock at the door. "The police!" she thought. To her surprise, when she opened the door, there stood a little man with a pale full of water and a rag in his hand. "Who are you?" "I am the viper! I vish to vash and vipe the vindows!"