Damien with an e is bad. Damian with an a is better. Listen, you as parents excuse yourself from the parent of the year award when you misspell your kids name to make it different. Case in point, Cailee Seriously, spell your kid's name like everyone else.

Harry is a man's name. Kinda weird for a kid. of course this was before Harry Potter.
What do you think of Charlie for a girl?

I kid you not, this was a real conversation with my pregnant cousin's husband over Christmas:

"So have you picked out names yet?"
"Actually yes. If it's a girl, we decided [insert pretty normal name]."
"Oh, that's nice!"
"And if it's a boy, we're naming him Dragon."
"..."
"It's actually more common than you think."
"..."

So, Mary and Joseph were sitting in the stable and then the three wisemen started coming in and one of them slipped on some camel poop and said, "Jesus Christ!" And Mary looked up and Joseph and said, "Oh, Joseph, that's much better than George!"