pants: WE WILL RETURN TO OUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING SHORTLY
pants: ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO STATE THAT I DID NOT PUNCH THE PROSTITUTE I WAS ONLY HELPING HER DOWN OFF THE STAGE
: To: Staff
: From: Editor
: Subject: What's going on down there
:
: Are we off the air again?
: GODDAMNIT
: YOU USELESS FUCKWADS