Saturday Afternoon's Curtain Jerker -- 07/05/03BORT: This show is being held in Sphere's backyard. That's right, because absolutely no one asked for it, it's the WR4I parody of backyard wrestling. There's spots all throughout the show that are either common happenings in the WONDERFUL world of this fake sport that's pretending to be a fake sport, or things that I personally experienced during my years as a backyard wrestler. Yes, I put "backyard" in there since alot of backyard wrestlers think they're actually wrestlers and tell people this. They even explain that the fact they wrestle in backyards or on baseball fields...with no ring...doesn't matter, because apparently you don't need a ring or a building or a license or an on-scene doctor in order for it to be a "professional" show. Idiots. Oh, and once again...just me on commentary.

WrestleActionZone -- 04/13/03 (1 of 3)BORT: And here it is. Alot of stuff on this show was planned from the beginning. Yeah, that's right...we started angles in July 2002 that weren't going to end until April 2003. Proof that long-term booking CAN work.

Saturday Afternoon's Curtain Jerker -- 03/15/03BORT: First time in over a year I've done one of these, and I'll admit....even though I can't really pick out a favorite show, I gotta say this is my least favorite. I don't know, maybe we rushed things to get to WAZ or just held back the good stuff for that show. Having said that, I don't comment on a whole lot here, but here we go.