Coffee table? Gotcha covered. All you need are 4 concrete blocks (you know, the ones with three big holes in'em! That or get your self a banding tool and band together 6 to 8 Glass bricks and put the stack under each end of the table. Four jack stands work a treat as well. Good DIY jobbie....

Can't you tell, I used to decorate in the early orange crate and cable spool style when I was single and in my early 30's.

I am curious though..... How do you make a door out of an African? Run over'em with a steamroller and let 'em dry out stiff like roadkill?