Teacher- Chris stop getting flipped off by Jordan! Office now!
Jordan- Wait so I am not in trouble?
Teacher- No, you are a woman ; you are immune to being in trouble.
Chris- Why I am I in trouble?
Teacher- You are a guy and when women do any thing wrong to men, it is the men's fault.
Chris- What?!?

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The belief that women need to be equal to men by propagating female privileges and bashing masculinity.

College feminist: Feminism just means equality, you chauvinist pig.
Normal fucking guy: Oh yeah? How come you never talk about the courts are weighted in favour of women? How come men serve longer than women for the exact same crime? How come domestic violence and rape against men is laughed out of the room (that's REAL rape culture)? How come women get to talk up femininity and womanhood but at the same time can shove masculinity and male values into the fucking soil? If you truly gave a shit about equality (as if you cunts can actually claim the concept of equality as your own), then why have I never heard any feminist talk about these issues? Because you're too busy with your myths and fallacies like "rape culture" , the"gender pay gap", "manspreading" and "mansplaining". Face it: you're spoiled, middle-class, pretentious fucks sucking at the teat of Western civilisation, enjoying the fact that it's so much easier to be a woman by whipping up a narrative that you're in some way oppressed because your mothers were marginalised 30, maybe 20 years ago, enabling you to slice away at male rights because you're a sexist, power-hungry piece of shit. Suck a cock, you whiny bitch.

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1. General definition The advocacy of women's rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men. (Google)

You can claim to be a feminist, but there are also different types/factions of feminist. Usually majority of feminist ask what faction are you. The two most practiced and well known factions are intersectional and radical feminism.

2. "Radical feminism is a perspective within feminism that calls for a radical reordering of society in which male supremacy is eliminated in all social and economic contexts. Radical feminists seek to abolish patriarchy by challenging existing social norms and institutions, rather than through a purely political process." -wiki

3. The view that women experience oppression in varying configurations and in varying degrees of intensity (intersectional feminism).

1. "feminism allowed women to vote in the 1920's!!!" (Which is actually the white washed version, ALL women were allowed to veto around the 1960s, not just white women.

2. "Smash the patriarchy!!" (Yes, radical feminist usually say this, but the majority of all feminist believe the patriarchy exist)

3. The only true feminist, is a feminist that includes ALL women. Woc, disabled women, lgbt+ women, young women, old women, poor women, rich women,.... There's so many different types of women!! And if your feminism isn't inclusive to all of them, then who is it for?? If your feminism isn't intersectional, then I am against it(not all intersectional are against feminism that Isn't intersectional).

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A personality disorder marked by several symptoms. Symptoms can vary in severity, from reasonable to uncontrollable, and may include: hyper-vigilance; sweeping generalizations of entire genders; rage episodes; emotional hypersensitivity; selective paranoia; self-mutilation; offensive hygiene practices; hostility through proxy; extreme intolerance of dissenting opinions; fluidity of gender self identity ; unwarranted sarcasm; fabrication of "facts"; persistent mythomania; codependence with other feminism sufferers; obsessive-compulsive behavior with focus on "sexism" and "oppression"; a highly specialized quasi-intellectual vocabulary with terms that are used differently from the dictionary definitions; claims moral, intellectual, and academic high-ground because reasons. Sufferers may be of any gender.

Phil: I don't understand what's wrong with Steve. He says everything is sexist and insists on pointing it all out to everyone around her--all the time! He won't listen to reason, and when I showed him irrefutable evidence, he blocked me.
Devon: I'm pretty sure he caught a bad case of feminism from his woman. Just leave him alone. He will snap out of it when he grows up.