Hat Pledge

TO MYSELF I PLEDGE,
TO WEAR MY HAT WITH PRIDE, JOY, AND ALLEGIANCE.
EVEN WHEN THERE IS NO CONVENIENCE, AND MASTERING ALL LEVELS OF
EXCEEDANCE.
I PLEDGE TO BE COMMITTED. CONSISTENT, AND ACT ROYAL
TO THE END REMAIN LOYAL.
WHEN I'VE SLAYED ALL DAY
I RETREAT TO REST
KNOWING, I SMILED IN MY HAT AND GAVE IT MY BEST.