President Mahama took to his Facebook page today and pledged to protect the interests of Ghanaians, promising to serve them with his “heart and soul,” that sounds sweet, isn’t it?

“So soon another year of my life has passed. I took an oath to dedicate myself to the service and well-being of the people of Ghana, and I stand firmly by that oath. I am humbled by your support, and I thank you all for your kind wishes,” President Mahama said in the post “I will continue to serve all of you with all my heart and soul! May God bless you all! May God bless our homeland Ghana!” he stated.

Not too long after the president’s post, Opana also took to his Facebook wall and asked “What about your brain, Mr President?”

ScrewLife.Com got in touch with Opana and inquired why he asked the 1st gentleman of the land such a question.

“You shouldn’t even ask me this. Can’t you see how the man is frustrating Ghanaians? He is always coming up with bad policies that won’t help anybody. Yes, I know he will continue to serve Ghanaians with his heart and soul. The question is, what about his brain?” Opana asked.

Today marks the 57th birthday of Ghana’s most competent president, John Dramani Mahama and this calls for a mammoth celebration.
It is not just coincidental that his birthday overlaps with the christening of Ghana’s only savior to ‘dumsor’ – Power Barges – but it is a sign of good omen.
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