iBUYPOWER Announces Revolt XXL Gaming PC

Big things are always better right? That is iBUYPOWER’s thinking with their brand new Revolt XXL Gaming PC! They have decided to take their very popular and award winning Revolt Gaming PC and make it straight up bigger! No changes to the hardware or anything, the chassis has just been increased to a 4.5-foot beast! Who wouldn’t want this gaming PC?

“We didn’t listen to customer feedback at all,” said Sam Felix, Master of Product Development at iBUYPOWER. “We took inspiration from outside of the industry. Water heaters, fridges, and building columns, we said the industry’s going smaller, but we need to go bigger.”

Unrealistic features include:
– The ability to stop time. Seriously.
– When you start losing a game, you will automatically rage against your teammates and quit.
– Indestructible. It can’t be damaged, destroyed, or even scratched. Ever. Once you get it, you’re stuck with it. Forever.