A few more pictures of the second embryo, still relatively yolk-coated:

And the first two embryos, together:

Some Goons were so grossed-out by these creatures that they vowed they'd never again eat this candy item with nostalgic value: That is not a claim these people make lightly! A few also claimed they'd never sleep again, which, eh.

I noticed that you touched that with your fingers. What the fuck does that feel like also what the fuck in general I guess.

I don't know what a Creme Egg is and I guess I never fucking will Jesus.

Fluffy Bunnies

OP, why would you do this? What is the point? It seems kinda pointlessly cruel.

Empty Sandwich

Why did I do this? Well, I wanted to see what would happen. I know the stillborn bird embryos aren't terribly appetizing, but we're already eating the yolk that's turning into the animal. I think it'll be fine. It's all in the name of learning.

Thanks to Empty Sandwich for presenting his findings, and to the SA Goons for serving as his peer review board!

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