Trump Gets Grilled About ‘Pee-Pee Tape’ By McDonalds Mascot Grimace in Late Show Cold Open

Donald Trump‘s legal and culinary woes were combined to comic effect when The Late Show with Stephen Colbert took an old McDonald’s commercial and turned it into a relentless interrogation by the fast food chain’s longtime mascot Grimace.

After some news footage of Trump’s now-infamous fast food buffet for the Clemson football team, a much younger Trump is seen asking Grimace “I put together some really impressive deals. But this thing you’ve pulled off, it’s amazing. A big and tasty for just a dollar? How do you do it? What’s your secret?”

The purple monstro-American exclaims “Volume!”, and then peppers Trump with questions”

Are you a Russian agent? Why did you conceal the notes of your private meeting with Putin? Are you selling out the country for personal gain? Why are you pulling out of nato? Why have at least 16 of your associates met with Russians? Why did you lie about the trump Tower meeting? How much time do we have? I haven’t even gotten to the pee-pee tape yet? Wait, why did you make this face when you saw Putin in Paris?

The “commercial” ends with Trump and Grimace gazing out at the city, as Trump wistfully sighs, “I’m going to jail!”