Do you have to be stoned to enjoy “Alice In Wonderland?”

Call me a prude, but I’ve never partaken in the recreational variety of “medication.” Granted, I am one generation behind the Woodstockers. That being said, should I be into “Alice In Wonderland?” Or, even better…COULD I BE?

I’ve read the book from Lewis Carroll. I’ve seen the 1951 Disney film. I just don’t get it! Some tell me “you’re not supposed to ‘get it.’ It’s fantasy.” This thought really scares me. If I don’t “get” fantasy and don’t like “reality TV,” what DO I like?????????

Tim Burton‘s version of the movie comes out this weekend, chock full of stars, including – of course – Johnny Depp. Alice is now 19, and returns to Wonderland for the first time since she was a little girl.

I always think of “White Rabbit” from [lastfm]Jefferson Airplane[/lastfm] when Alice is brought up. FEED YOUR HEAD! I will admit, I was a kid when I last saw the movie or read the book. The strongest thing in my system then was a soda. Maybe I’ll give it another shot – only this time, as an adult. Since I won’t be trying any pills that make me larger or smaller, do you think a Four Peaks Kiltlifter would help me to understand – er, uh ENJOY the movie?