Tuesday, July 26, 2016

TOP SECRET. SUBJECT: DYNASTY. DESTROY AFTER READING.

TOP SECRET - DESTROY AFTER READING

SUBJECT: DYNASTY

The Hays and Blood families (hereafter codenamed Farmer's Tan and Phlebotomist, respectively) recently embarked on an ambitious reconnaissance of several key natural areas along the West Coast of the United States. Their scouting operations covered nearly the gamut of officially recognized protected area designations: State Parks, National Parks, UNESCO World Heritage sites, and even a National Wild and Scenic River. Their primary objective was to attend the 10-year high school reunion for Lakin (hereafter referred to as The Farmer's Wife). Their secondary objective was to observe and assimilate as much natural beauty as humanly possible within a 13-day stretch. As it was dangerous to go alone, Phlebotomist agreed to escort Farmer's Tan to their destination and back to HQ. After much deliberation, the most efficient route was determined. This route was codenamed Dynasty.

The following map was reconstructed by Robb (hereafter known as Farmer Hoggett), using his best recollection of Farmer's Tan's travel route and highlighting key observation areas. A separate map was created by Phlebotomist in their communique on the Dynasty mission.

The intelligence gathered by Farmer's Tan on this mission will be communicated in several future briefings. Many sleep schedules died to bring us this information.