Bondage porn illegally downloaded by someone... at the Vatican!

Now there's no way to know whether it was anyone directly affiliated with the Vatican, as Vatican City has some 800 residents. It was probably the town atheist! Since of course Christians think porn is evil and don't look at it, right?

Anti-gay pastors being outed as gay is so commonplace as to make it virtually a sure bet. Christians preaching the sanctity of marriage who have had multiple affairs are a dime a dozen (one of them even ran for President!). And it's no secret that the same religious conservatives railing against the evils of pornography are also its biggest fans. A survey by the Religious Institute
found that 20% of religious professionals admitted to viewing porn; 16%
declined to respond on that issue, and half unconvincingly claimed to
have never visited a porn site – but only 4% admitted to being concerned about the time they spend on porn sites.

And while we will probably never know who downloaded what was apparently bondage porn (note: that link takes you to Huffpo, not bondage porn!), it wouldn't be the least bit shocking to find that it was a member of the clergy. If there's anything Christians do better than self-righteous smugness, it's hypocrisy.