Several months ago, I ate a Chicken Santa Fe panini from Starbucks on a completely empty stomach. An hour later, I was performing Ride of the Valkryies through a series of thundering bowl farts in the bathrooms at my work.

Killer Cars:Several months ago, I ate a Chicken Santa Fe panini from Starbucks on a completely empty stomach. An hour later, I was performing Ride of the Valkryies through a series of thundering bowl farts in the bathrooms at my work.

Funny story, also...

*panino (singular) panini (plural)

North American corporations have disgraced and insulted my culture with their hack food imitations and bastardized words for long enough. Please don't do the same.

Misconduc:$16 a day to eat at starbucks? I call bullshait, when the COFFEE is $8 a piece.

Chances are you are not buying coffee if you are spending $8. More like some kind of frapachino with hundreds of calories. If you get coffee or an americano in her case (espresso and water), it is cheap and low in calories if you keep it black. When I start my day with a Venti Redeye it sets me back $3.17, not bad for the amount of caffeine.

Killer Cars:Several months ago, I ate a Chicken Santa Fe panini from Starbucks on a completely empty stomach. An hour later, I was performing Ride of the Valkryies through a series of thundering bowl farts in the bathrooms at my work.

I know exactly way your talking about. Unfortunately, being a girl, it was quite embarrassing.

rappy:Misconduc: $16 a day to eat at starbucks? I call bullshait, when the COFFEE is $8 a piece.

Your Starbucks sucks, it's like $6 at most usually

Homeless/Poor protip #25: A Venti (Starbuck-speak for Large) normal coffee costs $2.25 in Orange County. Fifty-cent refills all day long. Get registered on their website and earn a Gold card, which gets you FREE refills all day long. Get a double-cup and wait till shift change, or go to another location, and you can double that to free refills on TWO coffees all day long. Save the cups and keep them clean, and they generally are good for free "refills" each day. You can generally do this for 3-4 days before the cups start falling apart. Oh, the and Gold card gives you a free "anything" drink for each 15 new coffee purchases.

Protip #26: Get friendly with the help and you can get freebie pastries and sandwiches at the end of day, when they either throw out the stuff that's left, or freeze it to give to the various church foodbanks that hand them out to homeless and poor people.

Homeless/Poor protip #25: A Venti (Starbuck-speak for Large) normal coffee costs $2.25 in Orange County. Fifty-cent refills all day long. Get registered on their website and earn a Gold card, which gets you FREE refills all day long. Get a double-cup and wait till shift change, or go to another location, and you can double that to free refills on TWO coffees all day long. Save the cups and keep them clean, and they generally are good for free "refills" each day. You can generally do this for 3-4 days before the cups start falling apart. Oh, the and Gold card gives you a free "anything" drink for each 15 new coffee purchases.

Protip #26: Get friendly with the help and you can get freebie pastries and sandwiches at the end of day, when they either throw out the stuff that's left, or freeze it to give to the various church foodbanks that hand them out to homeless and poor people.

u know a bag of coffee costs $5 at the store, and provides you with UNLIMITED refills (as long as the bag still has coffee in it)

Homeless/Poor protip #25: A Venti (Starbuck-speak for Large) normal coffee costs $2.25 in Orange County. Fifty-cent refills all day long. Get registered on their website and earn a Gold card, which gets you FREE refills all day long. Get a double-cup and wait till shift change, or go to another location, and you can double that to free refills on TWO coffees all day long. Save the cups and keep them clean, and they generally are good for free "refills" each day. You can generally do this for 3-4 days before the cups start falling apart. Oh, the and Gold card gives you a free "anything" drink for each 15 new coffee purchases.

Protip #26: Get friendly with the help and you can get freebie pastries and sandwiches at the end of day, when they either throw out the stuff that's left, or freeze it to give to the various church foodbanks that hand them out to homeless and poor people.

Jon iz teh kewl:Just Another OC Homeless Guy: rappy: Misconduc: $16 a day to eat at starbucks? I call bullshait, when the COFFEE is $8 a piece.

Your Starbucks sucks, it's like $6 at most usually

Homeless/Poor protip #25: A Venti (Starbuck-speak for Large) normal coffee costs $2.25 in Orange County. Fifty-cent refills all day long. Get registered on their website and earn a Gold card, which gets you FREE refills all day long. Get a double-cup and wait till shift change, or go to another location, and you can double that to free refills on TWO coffees all day long. Save the cups and keep them clean, and they generally are good for free "refills" each day. You can generally do this for 3-4 days before the cups start falling apart. Oh, the and Gold card gives you a free "anything" drink for each 15 new coffee purchases.

Protip #26: Get friendly with the help and you can get freebie pastries and sandwiches at the end of day, when they either throw out the stuff that's left, or freeze it to give to the various church foodbanks that hand them out to homeless and poor people.

u know a bag of coffee costs $5 at the store, and provides you with UNLIMITED refills (as long as the bag still has coffee in it)

poe_zlaw:Jon iz teh kewl: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: rappy: Misconduc: $16 a day to eat at starbucks? I call bullshait, when the COFFEE is $8 a piece.

Your Starbucks sucks, it's like $6 at most usually

Homeless/Poor protip #25: A Venti (Starbuck-speak for Large) normal coffee costs $2.25 in Orange County. Fifty-cent refills all day long. Get registered on their website and earn a Gold card, which gets you FREE refills all day long. Get a double-cup and wait till shift change, or go to another location, and you can double that to free refills on TWO coffees all day long. Save the cups and keep them clean, and they generally are good for free "refills" each day. You can generally do this for 3-4 days before the cups start falling apart. Oh, the and Gold card gives you a free "anything" drink for each 15 new coffee purchases.

Protip #26: Get friendly with the help and you can get freebie pastries and sandwiches at the end of day, when they either throw out the stuff that's left, or freeze it to give to the various church foodbanks that hand them out to homeless and poor people.

u know a bag of coffee costs $5 at the store, and provides you with UNLIMITED refills (as long as the bag still has coffee in it)

blacksharpiemarker:Killer Cars: Several months ago, I ate a Chicken Santa Fe panini from Starbucks on a completely empty stomach. An hour later, I was performing Ride of the Valkryies through a series of thundering bowl farts in the bathrooms at my work.

Funny story, also...

*panino (singular) panini (plural)

North American corporations have disgraced and insulted my culture with their hack food imitations and bastardized words for long enough. Please don't do the same.

Panini-Panini-Panini-Panini-Panini-Panini-Panini-Panini-Panini-Panini - Panini-Panini-Panini-Panini . .. Didn't you see the post about the $5 charge for whining?

When my kids were six and four years old we'd go to to downtown DC (Foggy Bottom) and/or Georgetown and I'd give them a fiver and send them into Starbucks for a couple of cookies. Generally, they'd come out with more cookies than they could easily carry, a venti decaf with cream, and the fiver intact.

\DC barristas love cute little kids.\\Never worked at Dean&DeLucas.\\\Probably would work in Alexandria where this woman goes.

Yeah. Absolutely no health related repercussions whatsoever. No fruits or vegetables to speak of either and very little calcium. I'm surprised she hasn't developed some medical issues because of vitamin deficiencies. Or maybe she has and doesn't realize it yet.