Let’s Hear It for Bernie Shave!

So I’m trying to finish writing a book in the next 48 hours, but I can’t help but keep up with things here, and it hit me this morning that what this campaign needs is . . . Bernie Shave roadside signs! Yes, this reference dates us better than tree rings, but given that Bernienomics is a nostalgia for Soviet-era economic authoritarianism, why not some Cold War era signage to go with it.