I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.I'm the one who can't accept myself.

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Do your part to end the hate and spread the love!!

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: first 3 letters of real name plus Aleizzle (Sounds like a drug)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Aqua Zebra (It be so cool if they were real.)

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a wall while looking at some one else and had them see you, copy this into your profile.

If you have Phantom Phever and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are absolutely addicted to writing, copy and paste this into your profile! :DD

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile..

If your friends can scare you by saying the word pink or cute wittle bunny rabbits copy this to your profile.

if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

If your personality is strongly similar to a TV show character's, copy this into your profile

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile. (Five minutes? Seriously? That's probably the minimum time I space out...)

For me, crazy is a VERY LOOSE term. Crazy is when your off in your own little world, and you start to think of something funny that could happen and start laughing, and the people around you turn around and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song you have stuck in your head. If you're crazy like me, copy this to your profile

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this into your profile

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile

Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this in your profile

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile. (Pfft. More than seven hate me. Particularly sports equipment...)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing for no reason, copy this on to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

Invade and dominate Wonka Factory and become a Sith Chocolateer today!

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I walk in the rain- others just get wet! Copy and paste if you walk in the rain!

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile because you have nothing better to do.

Copy and paste this to your profile if every time your friends ask you what you did this morning you reply with something about being on the computer.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that it’s normal to have other people not be able to read your hand writing but when you can’t read it it’s sad. (Dude, no one can read mine...I think I may be one blessed with the gift of ACTUALLY being able to read my hand writing.)

Copy and paste this to your profile if you like copy and pastes. (No...Really?)

Copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever made a copy and paste.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever burst out laughing at something that happened a year ago.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you love thunder storms. (OOO! Interesting!)

Copy and paste this to your profile if you were very, VERY, VERY angry when Danny phantom was canceled. ('very' doesn't even describe how mad I was when it was canceled. I was ready to go slap the people who thought it was a good idea to end the greatest show in history's episodes!!)

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that Sam and Danny are perfect for each other and Valerie need to BACK OFF. (That's right, Val! Back off!)

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that the backspace key is one of the best inventions ever. (YESSS.)

Copy and paste this to your profile if every time someone call you weird/crazy/insane you just laugh and ask them when they first noticed. (Uh...What was your first clue? After the fifth time I started singing 'My Milkshake' out of the blue to annoy people?)

Copy and paste this to your profile if you are constantly using big words or making up your own.

If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mind wiped, then please copy this into your profile. (Men are cowards when it comes to romance...)

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. (cough)

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this onto your profile! (OMG YUS! TWO REVIEWSSSS! PARTY TIME!)

If you have ever tried to walk through a wall, copy and paste this into your profile. (If only I could have ghost powers...)

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. (Durrr.)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" (Alright, now, I keep an A-Z list of these...)

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (The brilliant are the most insane.)

If you hear voices of random book or movie characters in your head...Copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love fire, copy and paste this into your profile (It's good if used correctly)

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think President Bush is one of the worst leaders in history, copy this into your profile. (Ugh- why'd the U.S. elect this guy TWO times? He was already an idiot on the first term.)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you have Phantom Phever and you know you do, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile because you have nothing better to do.

If your friends don't really like DANNY PHANTOM, but you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you like copy and pastes.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever made a copy and paste.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (Am I smart, am I pretty, am I still slightly crazy…..? These are the questions I ponder.)

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

COPY AND PASTES BELOW I MADE.

If it irritates you that your family seems to still think you're a baby when you're going to college/will be soon/in high school/ect and treats you like an idiot when you act intelligent, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think the world's out to get you every single day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a constant desire to whack idiots over the head with a mallet that somehow wouldn't kill/knock out/cause permanent brain damage the person, and rather make them feel bad and stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree EVERYONE should be treated equal, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you agree animal cruelty is a serious problem that's disgusting, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you copied the above and is not a vegetarian, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've been mocked for being different, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're for homosexual rights, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to take a drink from a bottle, only to find you didn't take the cap off, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can be overly worried, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love your family with all your heart, even when they get on your nerves sometimes, and know it's important to be respectful, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I love you guys all!)

If you've never smoked, abused drugs, and find it stupid people do either during teen years or any other years, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wonder WHAT goes through people's minds telling them it's OK to do drugs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.

Global warming is a big thing. In 50 years or so the ice caps would melt and flood the coasts. Polar bears would die. Heat stroke would be a common thing. You can fix this. Recycle, turn off electronics when not in use, don't use to much water, use public transportation more often, walk, bike, anything but cars. Come on! This is your home, your life. Take care it! Copy this into your profile if you care and want to spread the word. Every little thing counts.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you believe flames are just a boring waste of time to read! Anyways the flamers just show that they have no life or class whatsoever...

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

In a high school in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school. Before they let them go, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats... 1, 2 & 4. Local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3. If you think that kids and teens are smart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile.

If they had given Danny Phantom half the attention or money they give to the mutant retarded sponge, DP would be the top rated show.

If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are getting old and you keep on watching and loving cartoons, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you do not think you are influenced by trends and media, copy and paste this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, Horselvr4evr123,Chaos inducer ,Jessica01, JuneLuxray, AquaSeaBlue.

Girlsare likeapples on trees.The best ones areat the top of the tree. Theboys don't want to reachfor the good ones because theyare afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead, they just get the rotten applesfrom the ground that aren't as good,but easy. So the apples at the top thinksomething is wrong with them, when inreality, they're amazing. They justhave to wait for the right boy tocome along, one who'sbrave enough toclimb allthe wayto the topof the tree.

Random Quotes and sayings

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

PMS - Possible Murder Suspect

As I lay in bed looking at the twinkling stars above me, I think, "Where the hell is my ceiling?"

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the next cell, laughing, and saying, "That was fun, let's do it again!"

A good friend helps find your Prince Charming. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

Weird is running up and down the street in a bikini, rubbing butter all over yourself, and screaming "I'm a pretty muffin!"

When Life gives me lemons, I throw them back and punch Life in the face, really, really hard. (My slogan)

You say I'm not cool. But cool is the same as cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless, but it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

To date, life has been a race between Software companies making bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

Smile. It scares people.

An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!

There are easier things to do in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

The knack of flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

Whoever said words don't hurt have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head.

Sticks and stones may brake my bones, but words will eventually kill me

Hell hath no fury that of a scorned woman. I'll help make sure of it.

When someone annoys you, it takes fourty-two muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend your arm and whack them upside the head.

I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Life isn't passing me by! It's trying to run me over!

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'

I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

Drive like you stole it!

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

When life gives us Jonas brothers, we throw Jonas Brothers back really, really hard and demand Green Day.

It's not PMS...it's you

I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

I don't need your attitude, I have my own.

I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!"

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me

That does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast!

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it

I know who I am...your approval really isn't needed

Normal people worry me

Blondes do it better

I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.

I do not have an attitude problem! I have an attitude, but I just can't find a problem with it (note: do NOT use this on your Math teacher when she yells at you about your attitude. Not if you like living.)

Anyone: Go to hell!

You: I did. But Hell was full, so I came back

And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution.

There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

FUN FACTS

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

A day without sunshine is like...Night.

A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots.

So far, the universe is winning.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

A few weird conversations my friends and i had

May:I didn't know zebras existed.me : realy? u cereal?May: no, really, i thought they were fake, like pegassus and obama.Me: u shure ur not an any medication?May;idk, am i?Me; how would i know?may: PIZZA IS GOOD FOAR THOSE WHO BELIVE IN SKIPPER!!!me; now i know.

Me: I love glee!

Ash:Me Too!

Me: Kurt is awesome! He so Sexy!

Ash: But he's gay! And BACK OFF B*CH! He is mine!

Me:But You just said he's gay, and I think he belongs to Blaine...

A song i made up:

If your a hater and you know it don't review!

If your a hater and you know it don't review!

If your a hater and you know it then your attitude will surly show it -

A twist in destiny makes the month old Danny F. half-ghost and places him in the hands of the ghost king: Plasmius. Stuck in between a Human and Ghost war, will this young prince find his true self? And most importantly, who will he fight for?AU DxS VD-FS

Have you ever had someone else's thoughts in your brain? It's not pretty. Can Wally save his friends from a terrible, horrifying blue-eyed state? AN: Updated after 11 years, I bare my soul in the final chapter. It, too, is not pretty.

A Second Season AU in which a very different Kurt returns to McKinley after a summer abroad. New Directions is thrown by this calm, confident, and happy Kurt, and his new attitude threatens his relationships with some of his closest friends. Surprise crossover after chapter ten.

"Victims of traumatic and sexual abuse are silent. They choose to keep their self hatred to themselves. I hate him as much as he hates me, we're both sick. We're Romeo and Juliet. A perfect fucking love story. The only true kind left." Rated MA. Kink. Kurt Non-Con Dub-Con

What happens when Spidey gets into a fight involving a mystical artifact that can make you younger? He gets turned into a 2 year old. A response to AquaSeaBlue's story idea. Title will be changed to "Tinkering with the Sands of Time." Chapter 1 now updated. Chapter 2 coming soon.

AU! When Kurt wakes up from being beaten, his mind can't cope. He regresses back to childhood, where he doesn't have to deal with bullies, or homophobia. Kurt soon meets Blaine, a troubled boy dealing with his own demons.

He can't trust his friends, His parents are officially ghost Nazi's, and his life has pretty much fallen to pieces within the last twelve hours. However there is one person who might be able to pick up the pieces, if Danny would only let him. T4sfty

When danger threatens, Harry finds himself in the care of his least favourite person: Snape. However, when Harry slowly starts to trust the man, neither of them are in for an easy ride —- A mentor fic. AU, fifth year .

Schuester and Beiste simply want the Glee kids and the Football players to get along. Their new plan involves every football player to 'adopt' a Glee Kid. For a month, they have their own Glee Kid to be 'best buddies' with. Kurtofsky.

"We are doing another musical week!" Mr Schue announed. Rachel kept muttering Evita in time with Kurt muttering Wicked. But what was written on the board made Kurt and Blaine squeal with joy. 'AVPM' Blaine attending Mckinley and Karofsky hating Potter

Season 2. Kurt gets sick when only he & Finn are home. Focus on Furt brotherness with good doses of my usual sap & drama. Other characters do appear. AUish, but Canon compliant through 'Original Song'. Some swearing.

Based off Marble Hornet. May cause paranoia and extreme pity for those portrayed. Co-Authored by Feyd-Rautha3. Warnings: regression and possible spankings later on. Something seems to be taking down Marvel characters one by one, spreading fear as it goes.

After losing a bet, Sam has to play in the Casper High volleyball team the entire season. Once Danny finds out, he helps Sam with some "invisible help", but Kitty escapes the ghost zone and wants to mess around. Some OCs, no PP.

Blaine doesn't know what Blackbeard wants to do with a mermaid. They haven't even caught one.. yet. But what happens when Blaine finds a rare creature that catches the captian's eye? Not really a cross-over.

Sometimes, Kurt feels like the world is out to kick him when he's down, but even he didn't see this coming. What happens to the Hummel family when Kurt is nearly killed just when Burt's woken from his heart attack. Kurt Big Bang

Kurt's mother had always stressed the importance of Stranger Safety. But now, hunched in the darkened room, with his limbs bound roughly behind his back, and a rope gag between his lips. Kurt wished more than ever, that he had really paid attention

Life was never the same again for the Weasleys, as a dearly loved member was suddenly taken away in the war. But when George uncovered a stack of parchments left behind by his twin, things might just be a little better.

After receiving a letter from Petunia, Lupin takes in Harry and offers the help he needs to deal with the loss of Sirius. Together, they change each others' lives and bring happiness back to their worlds. No slash HPxRL

The thing about siblings is that they tend to be completely different and yet exactly the same. "Hey guys, this is my little brother, Kurt." An AU fic where Kurt's Finn's little brother. Little!Klaine, Finchel, little!Samcedes, Brittana, Tike.

Or why Finn is never allowed to step foot in the Chemistry classroom ever again. Ever. When they have a Sub for Chem, Finn gets a little overzealous with his experiment. When it explodes, there are a few victims. Impossible situation, but so cute! Kid!Fic

Sequel to The Halfa's Apprentice: One week. Daniel Fenton and Danny Phantom have been missing for one week.Is it mere coincidence, or is it something more?Is Phantom responsible for Fenton's disappearance?It's up to Danny's friends and sister to save him.

Kurt transfers to a new school specifically for "gifted" kids like himself. But what happens when he meets Blaine? AU Everyone has mutant superpowers. Yay! Rated M for future chapters mostly language though . First fic so please review!

The New Directions and Blaine have some pretty interesting and awkward encounters through Kurt. This is a series of one shots descibing different encounters they have throughout the year. Rating will go up depending on the one shots.

Based off a prompt on the glee fluff meme : Kurt somehow gets deagedBurt is unreachable and tiny!Kurt is really scared of all those tall people he doesn't onically enough, he only feels save around one Dave Karofsky.

Kurt is late for glee club and has just finished putting stuff in his locker when he is jumped by Karofsky. What amazingly unselfish thing will Sue do? how will Blaine react? Will Brittney find her Magical scrunchie? rated T for some blood.

When Kurt's mother dies, Blaine is there for him. Even though to most, he doesn't exist. Eight years have gone by and Kurt still confides with his "pretend friend". Blaine soon learns that Kurt is growing up, and phases like him may not last forever...

"Do you know how many gay teenagers get bullied to the point of killing themselves? If I hadn't met Blaine, that would probably be me right now. You'd all probably be at my funeral, if you cared enough to come." Non-canon. Klaine-centric.

Axlerod and Professor Z kidnap the racers of the WGP and plan to kill them. They also plan on killing the spies that stopped them before. Can Mater, Finn, and Holley stop them before it's too late? WARNING: Some Cars 2 spoilers!

Kitty Kurt meets Puppy Blaine, adorableness occurs. Includes Burt, and possibly some other well known characters later on. Wrote this for the Kurt to my Blaine, cause I like it when my Kurt's all happy, and who doesn't love Kitty Kurt and Puppy Blaine?

Kurt, a not so normal 16 year old boy, is trying to live his life as an average teenager. But when a new kid comes to McKinley and evil forces are introduced, Kurt might have to reveal his biggest secret. AU Please R&R!

Kurt gets kidnapped by some crazy guys and he's not the only one. Hopefully he and his new friends can escape before anyone gets hurt. Meanwhile Burt tries to deal with his son's disappearance. Lots of OCs and some gay romance 3

Danny played a string of harmless pranks...which made Vlad want to get back at him! As the saying goes, "This means war!" **Currently being edited. I think chapter two is missing because of the edit, and I wouldn't recommend reading anything anyway because of how badly my younger self wrote this. :I**

Part three of my "Fire Trilogy" and sequel to "Phoenix". Now that Kurt and Santana are out of rehab, what will happen to them? Will they stay strong with their newfound loves? Or will they spiral downwards into the flames again? Puck/Kurt; Santana/OC.

happens for a reason. What happens when Quinn, Santana, RAchel, and Brittany are in a car crash and 2 of them are left with brain damage? See what happens when Quinn and Sanatana are forced to grow up and be mothers.

My bad summary: Kurt is forcefully abducted. Cue dramatic music and a montage of action scenes. Then cue sad music and people that miss him. Then cue the "Coming Soon" sign. Yeah. I swear, its better than the summary. Please believe me.

Kurt has been sent to the McKinley Academy for Exceptional Individuals, an Academy for people like him... people with mutant powers. Kurt has always been ashamed of who he is, but can his mysterious new roommate Blaine give him the courage he needs?

"Blaine Anderson, I need you to teach my son how to talk again." Burt is desperate, and Blaine can't say no. He peers around his shoulder and looks into those huge bluegreygreen eyes, and he'd never be able to say no. He needs Kurt to be okay again.

The lives of the Gleeks told through Facebook. Told starting from 'Never Been Kissed'. Klaine, Wevid, Mercthony Mercedes/Anthony R. and the canon couples told in their enormity...sucky summary. Just read. Also, this is admittedly very Kurt-centric.

AU from Grilled Cheesus where Burt doesn't wake up. Kurt is sent off to live with an estranged Uncle, but did any of them know that maybe Kurt was the one that needed help? T for now, rating may go up.

In order to earn a little cash, Tucker decides to set up a contest with one prize in mind: A date with Danny Phantom! But with villains, girls, guys, and spies practically tearing down the doors for a chance to win, is there any hope of Danny escaping?

when Kowalskis experiment goes off, a beam of light hits Skpr. when the dust has settled and the eyes can see again Skipper is MIA and in his place is a small child This child drives the three guys up a wall. he's a wild child.culd this mimi beast b skpr?

AU. Tears were escaping my eyes, floating into the water around us. Blaine was nearly unconscious. He seriously only had a minute or so before he suffocated. "Do what you want to me. Lock me up! Kill me! Just don't let Blaine die!" A mer!Kurt story.

All his life Kurt'd been told to run as far as he could when they came to take him for his powers, but leaving all ties behind isn't quite so easy anymore. And when he realizes his Dad isn't quite who he thought he was, who can he still trust? AU

When Burt has a heart attack, Kurt thinks there is no one to be there for him. But he isn't alone when a close family member who he hadn't seen in years comes into the picture. Alternate plotline to the Grilled Cheesus episode. Glee/SG1 cross.

Kurt Hummel was eight years old when he started getting sexually abused by his dance instrutor. He wont tell. He cant tell. Soon he finds himself battling bulimia and self mutilation. Will someone save him before its to late? Will have Klaine soon

When Skipper has been kidnapped the other penguins go after him. But Skipper was transported to an animal testing lab. Cruel doctors will test some new meds on him. Will the other ones save him before he dies from the drugs? Finally completed. Review! THX

Poor, blundering Neville has messed up his potion again, managing to deage half his class, and himself! Now the Professors are desperately searching for a cure, while trying to keep a group of five year olds entertained!

Kurofsky loves Kurt with an evil, twisted love full of cruelty and hatred at its core. This is a very dark and dirty story featuring a very evil, sadistic Dave and a loving Klaine. Sexual abuse and male rape. Rated M for good reason.

What if the Fentons "finished" the ghost portal When Danny was 5? What if both he and Jazz were blasted by it? What if Vlad found out? In this alternate time-line that's exactly what happens. T for potential violence

Ever since Kurt transferred to Dalton, he doesn't get to see his friends at McKinley that often. So everyone's news is always on Facebook. Klaine. Luck. Finchel. Bartie. Starts out the day of the amazing Klaine kiss.

Kurt looks adorable and childlike; people want to snuggle and help him because of it. Rachel just wishes he'd appreciate the advantage it gives him. Kurt is largely unimpressed by the whole thing. 5 and 1 fic, for prompt meme.

When a mysterious ocelot joins the zoo, the penguins aren't as welcoming as Marlene. Private tries to stay positive, but when the two most important members of the team begin to act strangely after Felix arrives, Private seeks answers Who is Felix REALLY?

The New Directions crew are worried about Kurt and his happiness at Dalton, and decide to stage an intervention of sorts. It doesn't go how they had hoped. Prompt fill from angst meme. Rated for language.

A story dedicated to the darker and more aggresive side of Wally. On his elenventh birthday, wally is captured by the negative number four. Where he meets a new villian, who offers him the power he secretly wants. In exchange... for Nigel. 3/4 and 1/362

Humanized. Skipper has to shape before his dad ships him out to military school. But no matter what Skipper does, his father won't change his mind. But all this may change when he, Kowalski, Rico, and Private meet up with Blowhole as a team for the very first time.

It's Danny's 15th Birthday and the 1st anniversary of the birth of Danny Phantom. However, between the confusion of Masters' Blasters and all the ghost attacks Jack and Maddie have lost track of the days. Will they realize the true date before midnight?

An injured Danny is forced to stay with Vlad while his parents are away at a convention. While he's there, he finds out about the Jade Stone- a magical gem that can control the Ghost Zone. Soon, he's tangled up in Vlad's plans to retrieve the gem. Is it..

Long story short, Kowalski ends up getting turned into a baby by his own invention because of Private, now the young penguin has to try and fix him with Marlene and Rico,and also... Skipper can't find out because Private had been trying to make HIM a baby

After Danny shockingly gets by a drunk driver, Sam and Tucker are an emotional wreak. To top it off, they have to tell his parents that their only son had died. Soon, they have to walk away from the past and head towards the future.

Joint fic with Freya the hedgehog 23. When the Sonic team are toddlerified AGAIN, it's up to Charge and Freya to keep 'em safe while figuring out how to get them back to normal. Set in the StarVix baby universe. OC'S WELCOME! I'LL TRY TO FIT THEM IN!

Skipper's gone, and the only clue is a note with a lone stamp on it. The enemy blowhole is not to blame. Desperate, the boys seek unlikely help. How far will they be willing to go to save him? Or more important, how far will this new form of help go?

Danny and Dan face off in a way like no other. One destroys the other without landing a single punch or wailing a single wail. Watch and be not so amazed at how The Ultimate Enemy should have concluded! R and R!

ORIGINALLY WRITTEN BY NICKTENDO SQUAD. Now adopted by truephan. Original Summary: Bloopers of the show I made up, give me ideas for more of them... details inside... PLEASE R&R AND REVIEW! AND NO FLAMING!

Danny's Parents build a new invention that can switch ghosts' mind into the opposite. They do that because they think all ghosts are bad and will turned kind after their mind switched. It spell troubles when Danny turned very bad. Sorry bad grammar, R&R?

Eggman has created a new Eggafier ray! Now he has toddlerized all of the heroes except Charge! How will Charge survive eleven kids without cracking? Good thing Blaze 'n Silver are there to help! or is that a good thing? Set in the Starvix baby universe.

Origin version of Sabretooth… What if both Wolverine and Sabretooth were transformed into children and it’s up to the X-Men to look after two feral children and find a way to turn them back into adults.

When Lupin is deaged by a potion, Sirius takes him in while Snape brews an antidote. Sirius must take care of the boy who used to be his best friend, but now needs him more than ever, but Sirius discovers more about himself and his past. Non-slash and CP

The Trio have gone back to finish thier last year of school after defeating Voldemort. Unfortunatly for Harry, Draco Malfoy is still alive and angry. His life is turned upsidedown after a "mistake" in potions class. De-aging fic. Takes place after HBP.

After a fight, Logan is to face the punishment Charles set for him. There was an accident, and now he's been deaged and sent to school. While Charles and beast search for a cure, will the x men like younger Logan more then normal Logan?

Dannys life is falling apart the world looks up to em as a hero his parents are getting divorced and the media is speaking out against himWho would have guessed he'd find comfort in the arms of the man he once his arch enemy and facing one he thought gone

Major Faly oddgames spoilers-What would happen if the team me and my friends had been rooting for atualy won-well in this little A/U they did-Y did I do something this mean and EVIL? I have a badoy complex Anticosmo, Emo/Rocker timmy, Negatimmiy...ME LIKE

Summary:AU Finally Snape and Harry get to the “bottom” of things. A Snape adopts Harry Fic. The story starts by the end of POA and takes over from there. Contains spoilers to GOF and Ootp. The story involves spanking of childrenteens. If you are not c

Same summary as the last. Jack invents the Fenton Controller that lets the user control any ghost they desire, what happens when Vlad gets his hands on it? Complete! Thanks everyone who helped me out on it!

His family has disowned him. His friends have betrayed him. With nothing left for him in Amity Park he disappears. 2 years later he returns but he isn't the same. He's turned into the 1 person he swore he'd never become. Now comes the beginning of the end

After being knocked out in a battle, Danny is hooked up to a machine called the 'Dream Machine'. In his dream, his biggest fear came true and he believes that his dream is real and finds himself willingly joining Vlad. What happens when he returns, evil?

After a visit with the P.E.GProtection of Endangered Ghosts Skulker finds out that Danny is consistered endangered and he's not allowed to hunt him! In order to hunt Danny, Skulker must save him from extinction...even if Danny doesn't want it!XD Prepare t

Just as Danny's cousin Dannii is visiting, Vlad returns with a machine that makes Danny evil. Now it's up to Dannii, Jazz, Tucker, and Sam to save Danny from Vlad...but will they succeed? Discontinued for now

When somebody messes with the Ghost Portal, a massive ghost attack brings chaos into Amity Park. It's up to InvisoBill to set things straight, but how much will he risk? What will he gain & what will he lose? His secret perhaps? Action, Suspense, DxS?

When the older, original X-Men are mysteriously transformed into children and it's up to the younger mutants to look after them, it can only lead to one thing: -total chaos-... (Ch I: the "X-juniors" are discovered, and Remy and Logan learn a new word..)

Before the war had ended, Coin wanted to make sure that all possible threats of a rebellion against her had been terminated. She only manages to get one: Haymitch. Since he had manipulated her command to help Katniss get her way, she decides that he will be taken out first. Commanding Beetee to take him down or he gets killed-more on inside. De-aging. Not the usual de-aging story.