Leaving in 2nd Zev/Justin talk about Aspurgers. Lance/Keri leave in 3rd Teams go online to .. you guessed it .. Travelocity to make reservations. Marcy/Ron 12:41 am. Globetrotters, 12:42 am. $444 for this leg of the Race. Brian/Ericka leave 12:44. Gary/Matt leave 12:45 and get a taxi no one apparently saw. They'll go directly to the airport without making reservations online. Garrett/Jessica, 12:51 Sam/Dan, 12:54 go to the cafe to make reservations and decide NOT to tell teams they're g - a - e Mika/Canaan leave 1-something. He talks about being ***ually pure. She calls him a diamond in the rough. Pokergoddesses 3:22 am.

The airport is deserted. Teams head upstairs to the departures gates. Woman: Sorry. Only economy class. One team debates whether they can buy Economy and sit in Business. Why can't I remember the freakin' rule!? MISS ALLI, WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU? Cue Lance's cutthroat lawyer confessional. (Pre-recorded umptyleven times in different clothes, apparently.) Some teams get tickets. Some don't. Seems like the luck of what agent you ended up at. Pokergoddess Maria asks an Asian for assistance. They are IMMEDIATELY recognized as FAMOUS POKER GODDESSES. Now their secret is O U T .. unlike the G A E S who they think are str8.

Saigon have wet street. Slosh, slosh Globetrotters conf: The poker players L I E D to us. Game on! Imagine that ... poker players lying. Wasn't Lady Gaga's single out when this was being recorded? I'm bluffin' with my muffin ... or summat.

Teams scurry to make the first bus to Cai Le (or whatever the town's name is). Some make it sloshing through the street; some don't. Is this Houston's fate in another 10 years? Standing water over your shins, in every street? Hope not. Yuck!

One team debates whether they can buy Economy and sit in Business. Why can't I remember the freakin' rule!?MISS ALLI, WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU?

Yes, yes you can. As long as you don't buy business class (or first class, obviously), they really don't care where you sit. See: Ray and Deana on the flight to Johannesburg in TAR7. It happened a couple of times during TAR3, too, IIRC.