Kelly Osbourne Dating Samantha Ronson?

The pale fashionista has apparently taken it upon herself to invade Lez Lohan’s turf. There’s a bitch brawl a brewin’! Freckled and boozy actress vs. pale and snotty reality show veteran!

Okay, that’s not Samantha Ronson. That’s Kelly’s new boyfriend Luke Worrell. But you can’t say that the fey youngster doesn’t bear a striking resemblance to a certain porkpie-hat wearing DJ from the Isle of Lesbos.