Residents walking around the west wing of the Dongfanghong Square in Lanzhou got a big surprise yesterday afternoon when a giant LED screen above the Lanzhou Gymnasium displayed pornographic images…for a good 12 minutes.

Now that’s how I want to spend an afternoon stroll in the park. The shocking thing about this situation is that the guy who put it up there made it last a solid 12 minutes. Unfortunately for the men who showed up late to the porn party, the police shut off the electricity.

It turns out that the guy controlling the screen content, a worker surnamed Wang, clicked on a QQ page when he was viewing an advertisement, resulting in the x-rated images popping up on the big screen. He was handed 15 days of detention and ordered to pay a 3,000 yuan fine for the dirty deed.

How fitting is it that the dude’s name is Wang? The cops probably found Wang in a dark room stroking his wang. And all he got for it was a slap on the wrist. Wang, you are the real MVP.