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The theory of relativity tells us that time stops at the speed of light, which explains why light is so effective at combating the effects of aging and capturing runaway time machines. Ride the wave particle to sag-less shores with today's Groupon to American Laser Med Spa. Choose between the follow…

Like wild animals, children are captivating, love to climb on things, and can be difficult to train for choral performances. Keep kindred spirits connected with today's Groupon: for $15, you get a one-year subscription to Zoobooks, Zoobies, or Zootles magazines (a $29.95 value). A yearly subscriptio…

Many American bistros differentiate themselves from their European counterparts by serving region-specific dishes and replacing waiters with Bruce Springsteen. Satisfy a hungry heart with today's Groupon to The Funky Door Bistro & Wine Room. Choose between the following options: For $10, you get $20…

In popular culture, Santa Claus appears a paradoxical figure, generous with children's gifts, but stingy with tips for the Easter Bunny. Enjoy Santa's largesse with today's Groupon: for $9, you get a 10”x17” gold-level scroll from Santa.com (a $19.99 value). Santa.com's dedicated elves apply St. Nic…

Without spas, terrycloth bathrobes would have to make ends meet by taking part-time jobs as car-wash rags and Muppets. Help keep bathwear gainfully employed with today's Groupon to Serenity Therapeutic Day Spa. Choose between the following options: For $49, you get a relaxing spa package (a $130 tot…

Having sore muscles, like signing a five-year lease or wearing lead socks, makes it difficult to move. Evict tensely wound tenants with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a one-hour Swedish massage from Jo Ann Hunt (up to a $60 value). Skilled therapist Jo Ann Hunt aims to diminish bodily aches with …

Blankets provide warmth at night, security capes for children, and nourishment for roaming hordes of goats. Wrap up in a personalized wonder-covering with today's Groupon: for $64, you get a custom 70"x53" photo blanket (a $129 value, shipping included) from PhotoWeavers, a family-owned textile mill…

Without Halloween, candy corn would go unharvested and there would be no legal way to knock on a neighbor's door while dressed as Fabio. Celebrate freedom of expression with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of Halloween gift baskets from Cherry Moon Farms. This Groupon can be used toward …

Finding the perfect ice-cream flavor can be as frustrating as dating a snowman: by the time you're ready to commit, all the good ones have melted away. Find The One among 31 with today's Groupon: for $6, you get $12 worth of ice-cream treats at Baskin Robbins on University Avenue or 82nd Street. Eve…

The theory of relativity tells us that time stops at the speed of light, which explains why light is so effective at combating the effects of aging and capturing runaway time machines. Ride the wave-particle to smoother shores with today's Groupon for cosmetic treatments at American Laser Med Spa. C…

The presence of a pet's boundless enthusiasm leads to a happier living space, unlike a pet's boundless intellect, which allows it to teleport through outer space. Give man's best interstellar friend a treat with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of pet food, toys, and accessories from PetF…

Before the invention of headphones, ears could only be ornamented with studs, pendants, and cumbersome Christmas lights. Add a more comfortable luster to your listening-parts with today's Groupon: for $8, you get a pair of Groove hanger bud headphones (a $19.99 value) including shipping (an average …

Pets, like children, require proper care and attention to ensure they don't get bored and bite the mailman. Pamper furry ankle biters with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of pets, toys, and supplies at Pets Plus. Today's deal is valid for sale items but may not be used for dog or cat foo…

Bodies, like marshmallows, movie theaters, and knock-knock jokes, increase their appeal when slightly darkened. Achieve a subtly dangerous hue with today's Groupon to Affordable Skin Care. Choose between the following options: For $15, you get one airbrush tan (a $30 value). For $25, you get three a…

A healthy smile is able to win people over by displaying rows of pearly white teeth and emitting a cartoon "ding" sound whenever it shows itself. Teach teeth to audibly twinkle with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a Diamond Elite ultrasonic toothbrush, plus a UV sanitizing charger base, three repl…

In today's workplace, sleeveless, bicep-broadcasting business suits are a common sight, and deal-closing golf games are eschewed in favor of sweat-slicked cage matches. Get in shape to vault over the corporate ladder with today's Groupon to The Falls Tennis & Athletic Club. Choose between the follow…

Customizing your own property is a time-consuming process that often yields illegible monograms and valuable works of art with your dental records stapled to them. Attach a sensible, personal touch with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $60 worth of printed products ordered online from Vistaprint. F…

Mastering the golf swing requires great physical coordination, relentless practice, and the willingness to sacrifice several of your neighbor's windows for the greater good. Keep drives out of neighborhood domiciles with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a 60-minute Swing Evaluation at GolfTEC Lubbo…

Like performing dental work with a ballpoint pen or greeting your father-in-law, golf requires a steady hand and a wealth of patience. Make sure you have the right tools for the job with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of equipment and apparel at Golf Headquarters Lubbock. With an array …

A child's imagination, like the universe or a confused soccer player, knows no bounds. Nurture blossoming creativity with today's Groupon to Jump N Jungle, with locations on Geneva Avenue and at South Plains Mall. Choose between the following options: For $14, you get four open-jump sessions (a $28 …

Mankind uses lasers to aid in their grooming, much like how chimpanzees fashion holograms out of sticks if they don't have friends to clean their fur. Seek futuristic tools to smooth pelts with today's Groupon: for $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments at American Laser Centers (up to a $1,…

Like the best pie dough, your body needs to be moisturized, kneaded, and smoothed before it's ready to be filled with apples and flung against a loved one. Get a delicious, crumb-free exterior with today's Groupon to AEH Services. Choose from the following options: For $45, you get a body wrap (a $9…

Recent studies show that using nutritional supplements can maximize workouts, allowing exercisers to run the 40-yard dash in only 20 yards. Garner your fitness efforts with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $35 worth of vitamins and supplements at PowerHouse Nutrition. The dedicated staff members at…

A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a 30-minute teeth-whitening treatment at Affinity Salon …

The alphabet is one of the first things children learn, followed by how to count to 10, tie their own shoes, and file as independents on federal tax forms. Give kids a sneak peek of the English alphabet with today's Groupon to Seuss Prints, redeemable online. Choose between the following options: Fo…