'Married Kama Sutra' Is The Hilarious Introduction To Sex Life After The Wedding

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Every couple has its own way to spice things up in the bedroom. Romantic gestures, adventurous locations, toys, role-playing, new sex positions ... whatever works.

However, married folks will agree that after spending some time in the holy matrimony, most of the naughty tricks are replaced with more down-to-earth acts of pleasure. Like taking a bath all by yourself. Or loading the dishwasher together.

To poke fun at some of the changes marriage has on people's sexual lives, humorist Simon Rich teamed up with author and cartoonist Farley Katz and created a series of tongue-in-cheek illustrations titled "Married Kama Sutra."

First published in the 2012 September issue of The New Yorker, Rich and Katz's cartoons depict positions that are "somewhat less erotic than those found in the original work." Less erotic, but not at all less fun. Check out eight of them below!

1. The Dishwasher Position — when the man is loading the dishwasher and the woman must come over because he is loading it wrong.