Today I was at the Berlin Auction, and I decided it would be a good idea to walk past the pet shop. Where there was a little orange kitten with a runny nose. TERRIBLE idea, turns out, oh man, I almost lost it.

I don't know! On the one hand, surely he is outdoors-savvy now! On the other, why would I ever put myself through this again? I think maybe he ruined it, and he has sentenced himself to lifelong indoors cat status.