Fictional last words in internet series

This page contains the fictional last words from internet video series such as Red vs. Blue, Dragon Ball Z Abridged, Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged, and Chad Vader. The quotes are listed by episode appearance and character name.

Note: Says this after sacrificing himself to defeat Lord Vyce and keep Comicron-1 from crashing to Earth; mostly unbeknownst to Linkara, Pollo downloaded his consciousness into a model of the character Tom Servo from Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Note: First line is said before being shot in the throat by Doug "The Nostalgia Critic" Walker; second line is said after being shot in the head by Walker.

Cabin Fever 2 has no right to exist, and you know what? I'd rather not exist than watch this stupid bore-fest again. And oh, would you look at that? I'm conveiniently phasing out of existence. And you know what? I'm really good with that. I really am. I don't want to be in a universe where this movie was made. So goodbye, and I'll see you guys on the next Phelous—

Oh, come on. No one's listening to a bunch of geeks. And besides, I've got all the equipment to study this thing. If something does go wrong, we'll still have it all documented. God strike me down if I'm wrong.

Who: That Sci-Fi Guy

Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 1)

Note: Character's house was blown up, presumably killing him. After the Critic merges with the Plot Hole, That Sci-Fi Guy appears alive and well.

Maybe, just maybe, you should talk to hand. 'Cause the head all the way up here can't hear you... shorty.

Who: Lame R. Prick

Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 2)

Note: Character was gruesomely killed off-screen by Mickey Paradis, after mocking his height. However, these were only his last words on screen. According to 8-Bit Mickey, his real last words were telling Mickey where Spoony was being held.

Yeah, I—I'm dead. Go away...I shouldn't have said that, should I—

Who: Phelous

Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 4)

Note: Character is stabbed to death by a henchman of Turl and Zod's; character is instantly resurrected as a "redshirt".

Well, this guy used to flush Cherrybombs down the toilet.

Who: Tactical Officier Replacement

Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 4)

Note: After the first Tactical Officier is killed by Angry Joe, Terl picks a random Mook as the replacement after the mook gives this line. He is later killed when his equitment explodes.

Oh, now someone wants advice from the redshirt, huh? Well—

Who: Phelous

Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 4)

Note: Character says this before he suddenly explodes.

That's Grand Admiral Phelous, and the answer to your question is—

Who: Phelous

Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 5)

Note: Character is crushed by a safe.

Cheesiest... line... ever!

Who: The Last Angry Geek

Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 6)

Note: Says this before he is blown up by the Executor, in a similar manner as Mace Windu from the Star Wars prequel trilogy.

Capable?! This is the greatest day of my redshirt li—

Who: Phelous

Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 7)

Note: Character spontaneously combusts.

Hey, did we always have this human sized box here?

Who: Mook

Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 7)

Note: Character is shot by Angry Joe, who is hiding in a box, after saying this line.

Should we break it?

I-I don't know. Does he have homeowners' insurance?

Who: Mooks

Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 7)

Note: Both characters are blown up by a bomb after saying these lines.

It's the only thing more powerful than a Red Shell. If we simply built—

Who: JO-Ed

Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 8)

Note: Last words before character reverts back to Jesu Otaku.

Oh, it's just as my fortune cookie predicted.

Who: Christopher Clod the Executor

Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 8)

Note: Character says before Turl's ship crashes into his throne room on the Death Bomb. He says a bunch of other last words in the credits reel.

To be...

...or not...

...TO BEEEEE!!!

Who: Mechakara, General Zod and Ferdinand von Turl, respectively

Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 8)

Note: These characters say these lines before the Death Bomb is destroyed when SadPanda unknowingly activates Mechakara's self-destruct device.

You're right, Critic. You and your friends. You were right about everthing. Goodbye.

Who: Ma-Ti's Ghost

Source: To Boldly Flee (Part 8)

Note: Last words said before Ma-Ti leaves the plothole and finally moves on.

Note: Character, the Nostalgia Critic's guardian angel, says this after being shot in the forehead despite claiming that God had told him that nobody could kill an angel. He returns in the Scooby-Doo review in the afterlife.

Dude, what are you on? 'Cause I want some.

Who: Bill

Source: Suburban Knights (Part 1)

Note: Says this before he is killed by an ancient sorceror, Malachite.

Hey, you're kinda hot. What're you doing tonight?

Who: Bitch Malachite Kills

Source: Suburban Knights (Part )

Note:

Dude. That's my heart.

Who: Chuck Chaffer's buddy

Source: Suburban Knights (Part )

Note:

Oh hey, I know him!

Who: The Good Witch of the Forest

Source: Suburban Knights (Part 6)

Note:

I have been, and always shall be, your friend. The power is yours.

Who: Ma-Ti

Source: Suburban Knights (Part 7)

Note: Addresses the Nostalgia Critic after being mortally wounded by Malachite, referencing Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan and Captain Planet. As revealed in To Boldly Flee, his character survived in Spoony until Ma-Ti finally passed on in Part 8.

Note: Character, a porn producer, has refused an offer made by Jack Stone, one of his directors making snuff films, and is now content with being killed off in one of Stone's snuff films, this time via knife stabbing him multiple times.

Too bad.

Who: Zalman (Brad Jones)

Source: The Hooker with a Heart of Gold (Part 2)

Note: Says this before being shot by the Hooker.

Course you do. You're the one who made him insane. And you, you annoyed the shit out of him, which made him even crazier. You have idea much that's affected us, the people who work for him?

Who: Mike (Jake Norvell)

Source: The Hooker with a Heart of Gold (Part 5)

Note: Character references Steele before being shot by the Hooker.

Damn, this whore can shoot.

Who: Violet (Carrie Jo Stucki)

Source: The Hooker with a Heart of Gold (Part 5)

Note: Says this shortly before being gunned down by Steele.

When you tell someone they're gonna be taking out a doctor and a prostitute, it's not always a given that they'll have the ability to fire back!

Who: Duncan (Ed Glaser)

Source: The Hooker with a Heart of Gold (Part 5)

Note: Character, an assassin, says this before being killed by Steele.

Well, this'll get the job done.

Who: Steele (Brad Jones)

Source: The Hooker with a Heart of Gold (Part 5)

Note: Says this as he prepares to kill Dr. Rogen and the Hooker, only to be shot in the back by Don.

Note: Character had just been told that by killing Piccolo, he had destroyed the Dragon Balls, ruining the one reason they came to Earth. He was promptly killed by his partner, Vegeta. He was later brought back to life.

I'm on fire!

Who: Last Surviving Psychic Alien

Source: Bardock: Father of Goku Abridged

Note: Character was (obviously) set on fire.

Sorry.

Who: Toma

Source: Bardock: Father of Goku Abridged

Note: Character was apologizing for losing to Dodoria, and died in Bardock's arms.

And I now welcome the sweet embrace of death.

Who: Bardock

Source: Bardock: Father of Goku Abridged

Note: Character was seeing a vision of his son fighting the Para Para Brothers, and accepted that everything he had done was in failure.

But-but I hate you! Why would I–

Source: Cui

Source: Episode 13: Dr. Briefs Made This Episode In A Cave... WITHABOXOFSCRAPS!

Note: Character had just been told by Vegeta that he wouldn't repeat anything he was just told. After saying this line, Vegeta destroys him.

W-w-wait! You and I – we can team up against Frieza! Rule the universe... as husband and wife!

Who: Dodoria

Source: Episode 15: Operation Dodoria Drop

Note: Character -- a female in this parody series -- says this before being fatally blasted by Vegeta.

What the–

Who: Zarbon

Source: Episode 17: A Lovely Bunch of Dragonballs

Note: Character says this before Vegeta blows an energy blast through him.

Note: Character was attempting his most powerful attack, but was defeated by a single blow by Goku before he could finish charging it up. Although this attack did not kill him, he remained unconscious until Vegeta blew him up later.

Note: Character was having a heart-felt conversation with his best friend, Jeice. As Jeice was agreeing to spend time at the parody restaurant, "Spacey's," Goku defeated Burter in two blows. Although this attack did not kill him, he remained unconscious until Vegeta crushed his neck.

Clever girl.

Who: Jeice

Source: Episode 23: Grand Theft Goku

Note: Character had just learned of the Saiyan's ability to become stronger after nearly dying and had realized his fate. This line was said moments before Vegeta destroyed him with an energy blast.

CHANGE... NOW!

Who: Captain Ginyu

Source: Episode 23: Grand Theft Goku

Note: Character was using his signature move to change bodies with Vegeta, but Goku threw a frog in between them (although he threw it merely because it was gross). Although this did not kill him, he was unable to speak as a frog until the point when Vegeta stepped on him and killed him.

I feel that they have finally summoned the Dragon. Would be a real dick move to die right now.

Who: Super Kami Guru

Source: Episode 24: The Best Laid Plans of Saiyans and Nameks.

Note: Character focused intently on killing himself, and did some sort of strain to his body that killed him. Later, the character revealed that he had temporarily stopped his own heart.

"FUCK THIS I'M OUT."

Who: Frieza's Scouter

Source: Episode 25: "Nail is Piccolo, and So Can You!"

Note: This was the scouter's final message before it exploded.

WHY DIDN'T I WISH FOR IMMORTALITY!?

Who: Lord Slug

Source: Lord Slug Abridged

Note: Character had just been blasted by Goku's Spirit Bomb, sending him into the satellite he had put up.

Because you touch me, and you're not getting back up again. That's right. I'm your White Mage. And nobody fucks with the White Mage.

Who: Dende

Source: Episode 26: "Alien VS. Piccolo"

Note: Character had just healed Vegeta, who immediately started threatening him. After explaining why he couldn't, Dende was immediately blown up by Frieza. He was later brought back to life.

Because, Kakarot, you are our race's last hope. You are the last remaining Saiyan. Oh God, you're the last remaining Saiyan.

Who: Vegeta

Source: Episode 28: Leave It to Freezer

Note: Character addresses Goku after being mortally wounded by Frieza. He was later brought back to life.

Can't you take a joke?

Who: Krillin

Source: Episode 29: Freeza Burn

Note: Says this before Frieza lifts him into the air and causes him to explode. He was later brought back to life.

Choke on them! Choke on them!

Who: Super Kami Guru

Source: Episode 30: Freeza: The Final Cut

Note: Character had just revealed that he had caused a great drought on his planet and attempted to let himself die. He failed to do this, and his people slaughtered him. He shouted his last words as they devoured him.

Eh? Oh no! No no no no no! No no! No no no no no no! NO!!!

Who: Doore

Source: Revenge of Cooler Abridged

Note: Character was killed by Piccolo as he was attempting to catch up to Gohan.

I will see you in Space Hell, cousin Jeice.

Who: Salza

Source: Revenge of Cooler Abridged

Note: Character had been shot with Piccolo's Special Beam Cannon after hiding for half of the movie.

Before I die... I have one... one more final decree. All of our most elite warriors must learn dance choreography... Got to style... all over... our opponent's... balls.

Who: Lord Chilled

Source: TFS Special - Episode of Bardock

Note: Character was an ancestor of Freeza and his family, and was defeated by Goku's father Bardock, who had been sent back in time to milk that cash-cow.

If you're trying to be clever you're sorely lacking–

Who: Lord Freeza

Source: Episode 33: Cold Cuts

Note: Character was addressing Trunks who had made the pun "You should split" in reference to the fact that he was about to cut Freeza in half.

I'm a haggler?

Who: King Cold

Source: Episode 33: Cold Cuts

Note: Character was bargaining for his life by offering Trunks one planet, then three, and finally two and a half. He says this line when Trunks calls him on lowering his offer.

Your thirty day trial has expired. Would you like to... purchase... Win... rar...

Who: Android 19

Source: Episode 36: Super Saiyan Swagger

Note: Character was an android whose lines were generic programming terms. It said this line after Vegeta had destroyed its body, leaving only the head.

Well, personally I think that would be uncalled for.

Who: Pepper

Source: Dead Zone Abridged

Note: Character said this in response to Piccolo's reference of The Spice Girls' attack on him. Piccolo promptly threw him into a wall and killed him with an energy blast.

OH MY GOD!!!

Who: Cinnamon

Source: Dead Zone Abridged

Note: Character screamed this as he watched Goku's Kamehameha barreling towards him.

What a... douchebag...

Who: Ginger

Source: Dead Zone Abridged

Note: Character said this as he lay dying under rubble after being hit by Goku's Kamehameha.

So... Could one of you possibly spare one of those Senzu Bea-

Who: Dr. Gero

Source: Episode 37: Dr Gero or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Androids

Note: Character was barking orders at his creation, Android 17. 17 responded by punching through Gero's chest and kicking his head off. Gero said this final line just before 17 crushed his head.

Really? *sigh*

Who: Cooler

Source: Cooler 2: The Return of Cooler's Revenge: The Reckoning.

Note: Character was responding to Goku's extremely lame line "It's time to put you on ice." Character exploded shortly after saying this.

Aw, crapbaskets.

Who: Gohan

Source: The History of Trunks

Note: Character's final thought after being informed that the voice of his former master in his head was a figment of his imagination. Character was killed by cyborgs immediately afterwards.

Note: The characters were planning to launch a assualt on the Death Star. However, not having an intricate plan of attack, because of it being "all Princess Leia's fault" that she decided to go back herself with the plans, knowing full well she'd risk getting caught by the Empire, they end up staying put on the planet surface. The Death Star almost immediately blows up Yavin upon arrivial of orbiting (due to Tarkin demanding that they were ready to fire), Dodanna mutters this line before the Rebel Base is blown up as well, leaving Han and Chewbacca to escape just in time.

Note: After rescuing Jar-Jar, the Gungan starts badgering Qui-Gon Jinn excessively until the Jedi shoves him in front of an approaching Battle Droid craft, directing its fire back at Jar Jar's body, before destroying the craft.

But mostly to save your own skin, correct?

Who: Captain Jack Sparrow

Source: How Dead Man's Chest Should Have Ended

Note: As the Black Pearl is sinking at the hands of Davy Jones' Kraken, Will Turner calls Elizabeth out for kissing Jack, to which Jack claims that Elizabeth did it to buy the others some time to save themselves. Frustrated, Will proclaims he is through going along with the adventures of the group. Either way, they drown when the ship falls into Davy Jones' Locker.

Precisely.

Who: Elizabeth Swann

Source: How Dead Man's Chest Should Have Ended

Note: See above.

That does it. From this point on, I'm out. We are so broken up. All of us!

Who: Will Turner

Source: How Dead Man's Chest Should Have Ended

Note: See above.

Here I come, Pete. I'll help you save the day. No matter what I'll help you-BIRD!

Who: Harry Osborn

Source: How Spider-Man 3 Should Have Ended

Note: After goaded back into going to aid Peter in defeating Venom after learning the truth of his father's death from his butler, he ends up hitting a bird that was freed from the radiation testing area where Flint Marko attempted to hide in earlier. As a result, he crashes into a brick wall and his glider is sent flying.

Oh, dang, he was telling the truth.

Who: Eddie Brock, Jr.

Source: How Spider-Man 3 Should Have Ended

Note:

Here, take my parts, and you will become the greatest Autobot that everyone wishes you to be. Fulfill your destiny!

Very well, I'll bide my time. And as or you my fine lady, just try to stay out of my way, just try. I'll get you my pretty, and you're little dog t-

Who: The Wicked Witch of the West

Source: How Wizard of Oz Should Have Ended

Note: After issuing a warning of vengenance towards Dorothy, the Wicked Witch is shot down by a Munchikin guard. As one of the other guards questions his partner asking how it could've been possible to kill her with anything but water, the guard responds by saying he thought the same way until he noticed that Dorothy's house crushed the Witch of the East, and decided since they were carrying guns, he'd shoot her. As the town celebrates, Glinda laments that her plans to send Dorothy out on a mission to kill the Witch herself are ruined.

Space... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It's continuing mission to explore strange new world. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone bef-

Who: James T. Kirk

Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended

Note: After the Enterprise was sucked into a black hole, the crew ends up in the Star Wars universe, and is promptly blown up by the Death Star.

Captain, even if we survive, it is unpredictable when or where the ship will emerge on the other side.

Who: Mr. Spock

Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended

Note: See above.

Aye, aye, sir.

Who: Montgomery "Scotty" Scott

Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended

Note: See above.

We are still caught in the gravitational pull.

Who: Pavel Chekov

Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended

Note: See the information for Captain Kirk.

Yes, sir.

Who: Hikaru Sulu

Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended

Note: See the information for Captain Kirk.

CAPTAIN, PLEASE!!!

Who: Nyota Uhura

Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended

Note: See the information for Captain Kirk.

Jim, if you make me say "I'm a doctor, not a magician", I'm gonna come up there and punch you in the-

Who: Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy

Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended

Note: See the information for Captain Kirk.

I know, but, even the cannon?

Who: Red Shirt

Source: How Star Trek Should Have Ended - Deleted Scene

Note: As Kirk demands for the Red Shirts and the ship's cannon be jettisoned, a Red Shirt asks if the jettison request is true before all the Red Shirts are shot out through the ship's air lock.

(Iron Man: Well, if you say it's more advanced, then by all means I guess I'll just surrender my- TANK MISSILE!) Careful, man! That's a brand new suit here!

Who: Obidiah Stane/Iron Monger

Source: How Iron Man Should Have Ended

Note: In the fight between Iron Man and Iron Monger, Obidiah launches upward with his rocket boots after announcing he had upgraded the original Iron Man suit, despite the slow take-off speed. He then says to Tony that he is certain his suit is far more advanced. Snidely, Tony fires a missile straight at the Iron Monger suit, blowing it up. While discussing it with Superman and Batman at the "Super Cafe" he stated that his reasons for killing Obidiah were the fact that Stane tried to kill Tony twice, and by throwing a villain in jail, all that results in is them breaking out and swearing revenge.

AAAUUGHHHHHH!!! I THINK I'VE BROKEN EVERY BONE IN MY BODY!

Who: Indiana Jones

Source: How Indiana Jones 4 Should Have Ended

Note: In the infamous nuked fridge scene, Indy emerges out from the explosion of the atomic bomb testing stie, only to have all his bones broken. He screams in agony and is very likely to die from this. The (real) Indiana Jones then immediately wakes up in a hospital room, only to find it was just a bad dream with (among other things) giant ants, Russians, and millions of disappointed fans.

Oh, I hope my girlfriend is still alive!

Who: Grail Knight

Source: How Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Should Have Ended

Note: After the knight, who spent all of his time guarding the Holy Grail warns Indy of what would happen were he to remove the Grail from the temple, is told how he could've just carved the warning into the walls so he wouldn't have to sit alone for 700 years, he immediately rushes out of the temple, lamenting how he had wasted his life standing guard. As soon as he gets outside, he immediately ages rapidly and crumbles into dust.

We've gotz ze grail! We've gotz ze grail! We've gotz ze grail!

Who: Elsa Schneider

Source: How Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Should Have Ended

Note: After Indy had healed Henry Jones Sr. with the waters of the Holy Grail, he surrenders the Grail to the Nazis while he, Marcus Brody, Sallah, and Henry Jones Sr. escape from the cave. Elsa and her fellow Nazis celebrate until they accidentally cross over the seal and are killed when the cave crumbles over top of them.

Ooh! Right in the- oh dear.

Who: Smaug

Source: How The Desolation of Smaug Should Have Ended

Note: After Thorin and his troupe of dwarves (alongside Bilbo Baggins) attempt to befriend Smaug, it attacks them before setting off to destroy Lake Town. However, Legolas shows up firing a black arrow from his bow, killing Smaug with a blow right in its chestplate.

(Harry: It's over!) It's never over! Avada Kadav-!

I can make animals do what I want without training them. I can make bad things happen to people, if I want. I-

Who: Tom Riddle/Lord Voldemort

Source: How Harry Potter Should Have Ended

Note: In the final battle against Harry, Voldemort is gloating over the fact that he plans to finally kill his nemesis, only to hear Harry call him off and announce that he recently came back from the dead and his friends were going to kill Nagini (the last Horcrux). Cut to Neville slicing Nagini's head off with the Sword of Griffindor. Not fazed, he tries to cast Avada Kadavra again only to be shot in the head by Professor Snape (turns out he survived by drinking "Honey Badger Anti-Venom" ever since joining the troop of Death Eaters, and he could heal his own wounds). Using Harry's cloak and Time-Turner, he goes back to where Dumbeldore first met Riddle, to kill the boy. He succeeds, surprising Dumbeldore.

Or we could just burn him. Isn't that the purpose of having flamethrower arms? Ow, Jisus!

Fitzle fire. Fitzle fire.

Who: HYDRA Nazis

Source: How Captain America Should Have Ended

Note: Both are shot and defeated by Captain America, as he leads the charge against Red Skull's forces.

Uh, she- lost the will to live?

Who: Emperor Palpatine

Source: How Return of the Jedi Should Have Ended

Note: In the final battle between Vader and Luke, Vader notes that Luke's thoughts for his friends and his sister betray him, only then to be sidetracked by the surprise that Vader has a daughter in Leia. Estatic, he starts telling everyone inside the Death Star that he has a daughter, to the annoyance of Palpatine. In realization, Vader then asks the Emperor how he could have twin children (Luke and Leia) if Vader had "killed Padme in his anger". Reluctantly, Palpatine admits the truth about Padme's death to Vader. Enraged, Vader attacks his master while being electrocuted by force lightning, killing both of them in the process.

You lied to me! I'll kill you! Get over here!

Who: Darth Vader

Source: How Return of the Jedi Should Have Ended

Note: See above.

That water looks awfully cold.

Who: Professor Moriaty

Source: How Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows Should Have Ended

Note: After being tackled down by Holmes off a balcony in the mountains, Moriaty asks Holmes if his efforts to try and stop him were worth it. Holmes then explains that has an inflatable life preserver with him, seeing as he knew Moriaty would attempt to steal his brother's oxygen tank and poke holes in his preserver when in reality, he poked holes into a sack of beans. Seeing each other as equals, they say to each other that they look forward to a future with each other as rivals, only to soon crash into the rocks below.

I did not consider the cold. Or the rocks.

Who: Sherlock Holmes

Source: How Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows Should Have Ended

Note: See above.

Wait, what?

(sobbing) "Camo- camo- camoflague. Paintin' camo- camo- camofl-"

Who: Peeta

Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended and How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games

Note: After defeating Cato, Katniss and Peeta are informed by the heads of the Game that the previous rule change (there will be two winners) has been revoked, before trying to convince them to kill each other. After this, Peeta and Katniss then question them on what if they refused, stating that they have to have a Hunger Games victor, and threatening to commit suicide by eating poison-laced berries. Unfazed, they wait for Katniss and Peeta to proceed, until Katniss then confesses she doesn't truly love Peeta, as he ends up eating the berries and dies. The second quote comes from when Peeta is desperately trying to camoflague himself (while singing a parody of Coldplay's song Paradise), only to bump into Slenderman and be captured/killed by him.

Did he just blow up the mothership?

Who: Frankie

Source: How The Avengers Should Have Ended - Bonus Scene

Note: Both he and Bert are Chitauri soldiers celebrating a job promotion and a good family life only to be killed when Tony Stark's actions blow up the Mothership, causing the soldiers to drop dead in their tracks.

Yeah? Is that bad?

Who: Bert

Source: How The Avengers Should Have Ended - Bonus Scene

Note: See above.

What The?!

Who: Jabba the Hutt

Source: How Return Of The Jedi Should Have Ended

Note: Blown up by a thermal detentator as Luke and Leia attempt to rescue Han Solo.

Just this weird note I found taped to these rocks we passed: "Don't look, or it takes you." (Glimmer: Well, that's strange.) What do you think it means?

Who: Marvel

Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games

Note: Shows a page note to Cato's team, and is then captured and likely killed by Slenderman while the others flee.

Guys? Hello? Something really weird's going on... Ah!

Who: Thresh

Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games

Note: Killed by Slenderman while calling out for his teammates.

Where are you, you bald creep? C'mon, where are you- gah!

Who: Clove

Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games

Note: Killed by Slenderman while trying to search for him.

I'll just hide in the bathroom. I'll hide in the-

Who: Rue

Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games

Note: Captured by Slenderman while attempting to hide in a dillipated lavatory.

I'm being eaten alive!

Who keeps banging that drum?

Who: Cato

Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended and How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games

Note: When confronting in each other in the Hunger Games, the first quote comes from Katniss shooting Cato in the hand to free Peeta, leaving Cato to be mauled and eaten by the muttations. The second quote comes from a frightened Cato being captured and killed by Slenderman.

I just wanted to hunt other children!

Who: Glimmer

Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games

Note: Captured and killed by Slenderman.

I did it. Woo-hoo! District Twelve, I win!

Who: Katniss Everdeen

Source: How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended- Slender Games

Note: After being announced as the winner of the Hunger Games, she proclaims her victory unaware that Slenderman appears behind her, and kills her. In disbelief, Secena Crane is told by one of the workers that Slenderman can still get and kill you even if you win.

Note: As Twilight attempts to search for her friends to combat Discord, who has recently appeared, she discovers that Rarity's house is occupied with groups of Mexican workers. After some time has passed, the workers then announce towards Rarity they are revolting against her, and proceed to beat her up. She ends up surviving, and is seen in Swag.Mov.

Note: In the beginning of the episode, Applebloom finds she finally got her cutie mark; just as Discord is continuing with his rampage. In the process, Applebloom is squished by Discord. After Rainbow Dash resets time to the events of Shed.Mov, Applebloom is spared from being crushed as Discord's attention is caught by the now giant-sized Rainbow Dash.

[Pinkie: Man, Fluttershy sure has a lot of weird art.]Yeah, but what do you expect from some quiet bitch who spends her time with woodland creatures?

Who: Rainbow Dash

Source: Shed.Mov by HotDiggetyDemon

Note: Rainbow Dash is part of a search group Twilight sent out to search for the Elements of Harmony in order to fight off a kaiju version of Discord, who is terrorizing the town. Deciding to start the search in Fluttershy's shed (despite her constant warnings of "Stay out of my shed!" in the past), they find the shed is full of slaughtered animals, with their skeletons nailed to the wall; as well as Derpy Hooves, whose body was made into a decorative toaster cozy. As Fluttershy arrives, Pinkie and Spike flee, leaving Rainbow Dash behind to be sliced open by Fluttershy (who attempts to eat her brain). As it turns out, she was actually in a coma the entire time, and wakes up to be able to save Ponyville by going back to fight Discord as a giant.

PONIES ARE FOR LITTLE GIRLS!!

Who: Discord

Source: Swag.Mov

Note: As time is reset to the start of Shed.Mov, Rainbow Dash (now made a giant in order to fight Discord) and Discord battle. He briefly gains the upper hand, until Scootaloo's words of belief help spur Rainbow's hopes. After saying the above line, Dash beheads him with the Sword of the Titans of Harmony.

Tucker... T-Tucker. (Tucker: Church! It's going to be okay man!) No. Ah... I'm no- I'm not gonna make it. Tucker, there's something I need to tell you. (Tucker: What is it?) I just wanted you to know, I always hated you. I always hated you the most. (Tucker: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.)

Okay. Herk...Bleah!

Who: Pvt. Leonard L. Church

Source: Episode 8: Don't Ph34r the Reaper

Note: Though Church dies, he comes back as a ghost two episodes later and remains a part of the main cast. From this point forward, Church hates Caboose more than Tucker, and "Herk...Bleah!" is used for when someone dies in the series. Red vs. Blue: Reconstruction, however, argues that Church survived not because he became a ghost, but because he is actually the Alpha AI. The second quote is said during the credits of the episode.

Bloody murder! Bloody murder! Oof!

Who: Pvt. Mickey

Source: Episode 10: A Shadow of His Former Self

Note: Character was killed by Tex in a flashback, so his death took place long before the series started.

This doesn't seem physically possible! Herk-Bleah!

Who: Pvt. Jimmy

Source: Episode 10: A Shadow of His Former Self

Note: Was beaten to death with his own skull. His final words were commenting on the situation.

Note: Dies after being hit by a grenade thrown by Donut. Ironically, the A.I., which would come to be known as O'Malley, actually survived and possessed Caboose. Though dead, like her ex-boyfriend Church, she comes back as a ghost a few episodes later.

Note: Character had originally been thought to die of a heart attack. Church (from the future) attempted to give the character a vaccine that would prevent the Captain from dying. Ironically, trying to help Flowers kills him because the Captain is allergic to aspirin, which the vaccine contained. Tucker would later scavenge the armor for himself and the character would be revived temporarily around episode 100.

No, that's our job. To win the war at any cost. (Church: Yeah, well good luck. Now that we have you, all we need to do is stop O'Malley. And Tex'll be more that happy to do that.) Oh, on the contrary, my friend. Now that she knows our plan, not only will she not stop us, our dear Tex is going to help us.

Who: Agent Wyoming

Source: Episode 99: Repent, The End Is Near

Note: Character does not die until the beginning of the next episode, but he doesn't say another word until Tex shoots him.

Note: Character was a throwback joke to a character from Reconstruction, see above.

What in the hell is that thing? Oh son of a-

Who: Resistance Leader

Source: Recreation Chapter 19

Note: Character was referring to Epsilon-Church, who proceeds to shoot him with his laser face.

(In spanish) Someone explain what's going on.

Who: Lopez the Heavy

Source: Recreation Chapter 19

Note: Character was shot by Agent Washington. Being a robot, he may come back at a later time. In Recreation Chapter 17, Lopez said "I made back ups of myself this morning," so he could be easily revived.

Note: Character is threatening Agent Washington, but before she can kill him, she is tackled by The Meta. A fight ensues, and The Meta traps Tex in a Recovery Unit, which later fails, leaving her trapped inside. While not technically dead, they were her last words in the real world.

Here, take the info. It's not complete, but it'll get them started. Go. Find the new artifact.

Who: Agent Connecticut/Connie

Source: Episode 10: C.T.

Note: Character lost a fight to Agents Carolina and Texas. Texas stabbed her with two axes and after escaping with the leader of the resistance, C.T. succumbed to her wounds.

Perhaps the next time around.

Who: The Director/Leonard L. Church

Source: Episode 22: Don't Say It

Note: Character had ordered his computer system to shut down all facility systems that ran the building he was in, which included the life support system. Character died off-screen, either due to suffocation or self-inflicted gunshot.

It has been an honor, sir.

Who: F.I.L.S.S.

Source: Episode 22: Don't Say It

Note: Character was a computer system that ran an entire facility, and was ordered by The Director to shut down all facility systems and to delete every file on the system, excluding a personal file of The Director's. The deleted files included this character, and she was deleted.

Notes: Penny is speaking to Dr. Horrible, Captain Hammer's archnemesis, after being impaled with shrapnel caused by the explosion of Dr. Horrible's death ray (caused by Captain Hammer).

Yes!

Who: Tukson

Source: "RWBY"

Notes: When confronted by Mercury Black and Emerald Sustrai about his plans to flee Vale, they ask him 'Are you going to fight back?', to which he responds with this. However, he is almost immediately murdered by Mercury.