Evans was my favorite player on the old Red Sox teams. He played right field at Fenway better than anyone I’ve ever seen and he had a cannon for an arm. One thing that stands out is how he made pitchers pay for intentionally walking the batter in front of him. I’m sure my memory is fogged by years of cheap beer and John Hughes movies, but it seems like he always hit a homerun in that situation. We will have to get our crack team of Surviving Grady statisticians on that.

This comparison alone makes him worth a look. And, oh how tempted I was to type “Werth” a look…

On another note about sigining free agents -- I think O'Shaugnessy and Abraham are full of shit secret MFY fans -- this is just a stupid idea -- Sox should entertain signing Jeter? It's not good baseball -- just a bunch of weeny whiny bullshit -- who gives a shit about fucking Jeter?

The Sox should concentrate on signing some good players -- like VMart (O that's right -- they let him get away) than playing fucking mind games with the MFY -- what if Jeter did call the Sox's bluff -- who the fuck in their right mind would want another shitty short stop just so the Sox can give the MFY the Finger?

On another note about sigining free agents -- I think O'Shaugnessy and Abraham are full of shit secret MFY fans -- this is just a stupid idea -- Sox should entertain signing Jeter? It's not good baseball -- just a bunch of weeny whiny bullshit -- who gives a shit about fucking Jeter?

The Sox should concentrate on signing some good players -- like VMart (O that's right -- they let him get away) than playing fucking mind games with the MFY -- what if Jeter did call the Sox's bluff -- who the fuck in their right mind would want another shitty short stop just so the Sox can give the MFY the Finger?

On another note about sigining free agents -- I think O'Shaugnessy and Abraham are full of shit secret MFY fans -- this is just a stupid idea -- Sox should entertain signing Jeter? It's not good baseball -- just a bunch of weeny whiny bullshit -- who gives a shit about fucking Jeter?

The Sox should concentrate on signing some good players -- like VMart (O that's right -- they let him get away) than playing fucking mind games with the MFY -- what if Jeter did call the Sox's bluff -- who the fuck in their right mind would want another shitty short stop just so the Sox can give the MFY the Finger?

Dewey was CLUTCH, suffered from some early injuries but was one of my most favorite AND respected Sox players EVER. Borderline hall of Famer--ok--I get that--but he also played in day and age when NO ONE shot their thighs and asses with Juice---never forget that

Dewey was CLUTCH, suffered from some early injuries but was one of my most favorite AND respected Sox players EVER. Borderline hall of Famer--ok--I get that--but he also played in day and age when NO ONE shot their thighs and asses with Juice---never forget that

I can't remember the username for my YDDE(Young Drunk Dwight Evans) user name with pictures. So I'm on with this.The thing is, stats aside, Dwight Evans was/is a hell of a guy. Jason Werth is a douchebag who pops his collar.'Nuff said. Let these comparisons end now lest you awaken the wrath of Tazawa's Mullet.