Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pope John Paul II? A: The Pope died a virgin.Q: What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary GlitterA: Gary Glitter keeps an eye on the children!Q: What do Madeleine McCann and bananas have in common?A: Both are flown to England in boxes.Q: What do Maddie and Liverpool have in common? A: Both lost in EuropeQ: What do Madeleine McCann and a cheap blow-up doll have in common? A: Both are fucked and then discarded.Q: Knock Knock... Who's There?A: Not Maddie, lol.Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann, and Madeleine McCann jokes?A: The jokes will get old.Q: What's worse than asking Michael Jackson to babysit your children?A: Asking the McCanns to take them on holiday.Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a toasterA: A toaster wasn't raped and then murdered Q: What do Madeleine McCann and submarines have in common?A: Both lie at the bottom of the sea, and are filled with seamenQ: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?A: A boomerang always comes back.Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a tan?A: A tan doesn't disappear until after the holiday.Q: What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter?A: Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with.Q: What's dead and not newsworthy?A: Madeleine McCann.Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: Because Kate McCann wanted to kill it.Q: What's the upside to an expensive family summer holiday in Portugal with the kids?A: A cheap Christmas.Q: What do Madeleine McCanns parents have in common with OJ Simpson?A: They both did it.Q: Knock knock.... Who's there?A: Not Maddie. LOL..Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and the girl in Jawbreaker?A: Jawbreaker was killed by mistake.Q: What do Madeline McCann and Britney Spears have in common?A: Both of them are bald with torn up vaginas.Q: What does plastic clamshell packaging and Madeline McCann have in common?A: Both are penetrated in the gut with a sharp object then thrown out.