Mr. Pitters

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Mr. Pitters is an old man that hangs around the Teen Girl Squad in Issue 9. Cheerleader is overjoyed to see him go when she finds a replacement, and only The Ugly One seems upset by his leaving. He seems to be preoccupied with ointment. After Cheerleader dies in Issue 9, he attempts to join the new squad dressed as her. However, two vultures eat him, claiming that he "ain't no teen girl" and that he tastes "quite good, quite good." He also makes an appearance in Teen Girl Squad Issue 10, at The Ugly One's birthday party, and in Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 inside What's Her Face's locker, which he apparently rents space in during the school year.