To think there is no excuse for peeing all over a toilet seat...

This drives me insane in pulic toilets. I went to the surgery this morning to see the midwife and someone had peed not only all over the seat but all over the floor too This happens so often and I have found myself sitting down before looking in a sea of pee. Why can't people bloody wipe it up at least?

Even if someone had difficulty going to the loo surely they would be aware they had peed all over the seat and floor and maybe tell someone to help clean it up instead of leaving it, It is also a slipping hazard too.

Maybe Tanith but it happens a lot in the supermarkets etc too....If you knew your child usually peed all over the seat though would you not check after them? I don't know the rhyme though....My nanna used to say she was going for a 'widdle'

1) The small child in the cubicle with you decides to leave the cubicle whilst you're in the middle of weeing and you have to half get up to stop them mid flow 2) Snakes in the toilet.3) A mouse runs over your foot.4) A snake comes out of the toilet and eats the mouse running over your foot.

This has been a real bugbear of mine ever since dd was toilet trained. When we use public loos I pretty much always have to wipe splashes off seats before I can sit her down on them - hate it! And don't get me started on toilets left filthy and not flushed.......

My ex used to do this all the time at home, so when I went for a wee I'd get a wet arse. Absolutely disgusted me that did. I always check in public loos that I haven't splashed (hoverer) as I know little kids tend to hold the seat when they sit down.

Much as I hate to come up with a reasonable explanation for this (evenlessnarkypuffin 's excuses are sooooo much better) it could be the work of an elderly lady with osteoporosis (and is therefore very stooped over) and who struggles to walk/sit down on the loo/get back up from sitting on the loo/notice that she has inadvertently sprayed wee everywhere in her attempt/is unable to actually clean it up even if she did/is too proud to tell the receptionist that she's made a mess...

Ignoring, you have thought that through extremely thoughtfully - thanks for that! She might also have bad eyesight of course?Choccy, though, if someone had sat on a wasp wouldn't the remains of the wasp still be there? (or is it bumble bees that die when they sting you?)