HELL NO but ToxicA was planning on doing it this weekend with his "slut" college girl so I thought that Al maybe beat him to it

well i fingered her ass in the car...and she liked it sooo...anyhow...i met another hottie last night...and she's into SETI and UFOs and meteor showers...she's a wiccan...but watcha gonna do...bright blues on pale skin and dark hair...gorgeous...and we humg out till 3 am chitchatting...and all she allowed me to do is kiss her...she bartends at another local bar...total hottie...me thinks the slut and i are gonna be just friends...and i'm gonna take this new one out on a date sunday

I too met another beauty last night . . . she was formerly a mermaid and has two Olympic gold medals, one in synchronized swimming, and the other in springboard diving. She is also a direct descendant of Hans Christian Andersen. We stayed up talking about the oil business until the rising of the morning star . . . then her exquisite legs turned into a scaly fish's tail and she disappeared beneath the surface of the sea . . . leaving nary a ripple . . . it was a little disturbing, but you've got to take them as you find them.

She didn't even let me kiss her . . . but I gazed into her eyes all night . . . they were as serene as the Pacific on a quiet summer night. I think I might have found something here.

I too met another beauty last night . . . she was formerly a mermaid and has two Olympic gold medals, one in synchronized swimming, and the other in springboard diving. She is also a direct descendant of Hans Christian Andersen. We stayed up talking about the oil business until the rising of the morning star . . . then her exquisite legs turned into a scaly fish's tail and she disappeared beneath the surface of the sea . . . leaving nary a ripple . . . it was a little disturbing, but you've got to take them as you find them.

She didn't even let me kiss her . . . but I gazed into her eyes all night . . . they were as serene as the Pacific on a quiet summer night. I think I might have found something here.

your story about the hottie wasn't the only thing. I guess I just got tired of your "you're just a noob," "my high school diploma says," "I'm a Mughal prince," "check out this face," "I'm so charming," "I'm smarter than you," "I'm so rich" anti-US-Israel bullshit.

the fact is you've done too many drugs, you have the intelligence, the physique, and the spelling skills of a large gnat, and you're way too conceited . . . that's just too easy a target to pass up.

your story about the hottie wasn't the only thing. I guess I just got tired of your "you're just a noob," "my high school diploma says," "I'm a Mughal prince," "check out this face," "I'm so charming," "I'm smarter than you," "I'm so rich" anti-US-Israel bullshit.

the fact is you've done too many drugs, you have the intelligence, the physique, and the spelling skills of a large gnat, and you're way too conceited . . . that's just too easy a target to pass up.

same post 2 threads...lmao...meltdown!

ok i have wine to drink and cartoons to watch and charm to ooze and mirrors to look at...

Holy flip this whole thread is beter than a Chappelle skit....and has everything from a gay porno....but I got to go get my hip widers as the bullshit is getting pretty deep in here, thanks for the laughs though....quite worth the price of admission.