The positive outcomes of exploring one's nether regions are countless, from reducing stress to being sexual while remaining abstinent, from discovering what turns you on to causing aggression to subside.

I mean, I had half a dozen people poking in my prominently displayed nether regions for 3 hours of pushing.

Poseidon is an old-fashioned prudent God that will punish any naughty humans with a blight of bothersome crabs in their nether regions.