that "stewardesses" is the longest word you can type with your left hand on a qwerty keyboard?

Phbbbt.

I can hold my right hand behind my back and still type "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"

I was waiting for some doof to pull this, but I wasn't anticipating it would be you.

Actually type, not just hit the keys with whatever fingers are free at the time. You know, with your fingers on the asdf jkl; and your thumbs on the spacebar. People still learn how to type in school, right?

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Capellini wrote:I was waiting for some doof to pull this, but I wasn't anticipating it would be you.

Actually type, not just hit the keys with whatever fingers are free at the time. You know, with your fingers on the asdf jkl; and your thumbs on the spacebar. People still learn how to type in school, right?

DYK,

that in my school, I learned to type, but now type with a completely alternative yet somehow thoroughly efficient pattern?

Also, DYK that the Qwerty keyboard was invented to make typing actually go slower?

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The White House, the official home of the US President, was once burned to the ground by British troops. In 1814, during the three-year war between the US and Britain, soldiers from the UK briefly occupied Washington and set the building ablaze.

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

The White House, the official home of the US President, was once burned to the ground by British troops. In 1814, during the three-year war between the US and Britain, soldiers from the UK briefly occupied Washington and set the building ablaze.

British troops....Yeeeeeah.

British troops who lived in CANADA, and wee therefore Canadian.

It's OUR glory, don't steal it.

I am aware that Canada was a colony of Britain in 1814, but it still remains that troops from Canada burned the White House.

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