Billy Corgan Stars in Weird Ad Promoting Furniture and Pro Wrestling

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I hate it when people preface a statement with 'literally' as to make it sound more dramatic. Like, Billy Corgan has literally lost his mind this time. I'm yet to see any empirical evidence that supports the absence of sanity, but after watching the following ad in which Billy Corgan manages to simultaneously spruik a furniture store AND his Resistance Pro Wrestling League, I LITERALLY can't come any other conclusion.