20 Bizarre Sexual Fetishes You Never Knew Existed

What ever happened to the simple pleasures of just, you know, doing it? These days, there are so many different fetishes and unique sexual preferences that it’s easy to lose track of them all. There’s literally porn for everything from milk enemas to ghetto grannies.

Spectrophiliacs are riled up by ghosts

Trichophiliacs dig long hair

I’m curious how long is considered “fetish long,” because I may have a mild case of this. Call me?

Kleptolagnia is all about stealing

Sure, some people get a rush out of stealing, but it actually sexually arouses these people. I’m guessing they’re huge Jane’s Addiction fans, too.

Katoptronophilia is a fetish for mirrors

These people enjoy masturbating in front of their reflection or having orgies in front of mirrors. Also, you ever notice that when you masturbate to a video of yourself masturbating, it’s the perfect length?

Abasiophiliacs are into leg braces or other orthopedic appliances

These people probably love to the first half of Forrest Gump and then shut it off once he starts running. Most of us do, actually.

Coprophilia is the sexual attraction to feces

Most coprophiliacs enjoy watching others go number two. There is, however, a sub-category called “coprophagia” which is the sexual fetish of eating doo doo. “2 Girls 1 Cup” makes so much sense now! Wait, no it doesn’t.

Hobophilia is all about sexual fantasies with homeless people

“Hey, want to go back to your place?” “Sorry, I don’t have a place.” SPLOOSH!