Friday, July 06, 2012 10:13:45 PMNo, the worst "game" ever is Big Rigs Over the Road Racing. The only reason to even call it a game and not some utterly forgettable POS alpha is because it was actually boxed and put on store shelves.

Friday, July 06, 2012 5:37:30 PMReally? The filter sensors the 'c-ck' in 'c-cktail'? Jesus, why is there even a filter? If this was meant to be a site for children, well, that ship sailed a long, LONG time ago. On top of it it doesn't just insert some stars, it changes the word. It's moronic.

There are pictures and links to clearly adult things all over here, so what genius just arbitrarily decided 'herp a derp, better put us a filter on here! Don't wanta be corruptin' none o' them kiddies! Derp...Well, now that them kiddies are safe, I guess I better get back to puttin' some of these pictures o' things that look like d-cks an' stuff up here..."

It's annoying having to put hashes in any word that could possibly get filtered to avoid getting it automatically get changed so what I wrote sounds idiotic (or any more so than it already did) or nonsensical. Now that I think of it there's probably a more appropriate avenue for my b-tching somewhere. I should investigate.

Friday, July 06, 2012 5:20:58 PMSecretly in it you're actually a pissed off municipal worker who's decided he's had enough of cleaning up people's sh-t (I guess perhaps literally sometimes...) and isn't going to take it anymore.

The first mission starts off with some calm street cleaning. Then the guy snaps and you start ramping the truck and running stuff over before smashing into the gun store and incapacitating the owner.

The next mission has you moving through the city gunning down pigs GTA style on your way to the pharmacy a few blocks over. Once there you break in, hold them up and start start sucking down a roostertail of pills. It gives you the powerups [painless] (recover more quickly from injuries) and [tweakin'] (increased stamina and accuracy).

The next mission involves successfully taking hostages in the pharmacy and finding a method of escape while holding off the pigs.

Friday, July 06, 2012 4:37:17 PMDon't knock heritage. There are many industries with multi-generational employees; grandfathers, fathers, sons, all of them earning a living providing society with the services it most desperately needs. If you feel your that child could follow in your footsteps, then it your duty to ensure that they are given a good start in life. I rest my case Your Honour.