Worst Announcers Thread

Well, we've had the best announcers thread recently, and in dishonor of Joe Morgan's long overdue dismissal, I thought we'd tee up a discussion of the worst in sports behind the microphone or camera.

Feel to fee to contribute anyone from a lifetime un-achievement perspective or ongoing as someone butchers something especially noteworthy--sort of like a commercials you hate thread for the voices and faces of sports announcing.
The first name I'll offer is one Thom Brenneman from last week's Falcons game. Look, it would be nice if you can maybe tell me something I don't know or don't see during a broadcast. But, for god sakes, don't absolutely whiff on not one, not two, but three different plays where I can see what's happening live is not what you're describing. Nice hair, Thom, decent pipes, but try to see what's frickin' happening, dude.

Oh, and one more: Jim Mora. Please keep him off Falcon games. Adds nothing or even less. Kind of like at the end when he coached the Falcons.

If you can, go back and find the broadcast of the Indianapolis 500 the first year Danica Patrick raced. They never let him do it again. The absolute, hands down worst job of broadcasting a sporting event I have ever watched.