If someone who fluently speaks Japanese would like to help me out that’d be great, but otherwise here’s a commercial featuring a masked Bob Sapp 1) doing a Sharpshooter, 2) breathing fire (!!), 3) being attacked and then splashed by wrestler Naomichi Marufuji dressed as a cartoon bunny. Never has the “Japan” tag been more appropriate.

Wait. Did you click through to the “related” commercial (what the heck does one call the videos suggested after a youtube video, anyway?) with a man, woman, and dog all speaking Japanese around a kitchen table? Then TOMMY LEE JONES pops up at the table speaking Japanese, with LASER EYES?!!! Not kidding. It’s for Softbank.