Hermes: "People, we got a problem. Little Nibbler has been coughing up hair balls."Leela: "Well so has Fry ... what's the big deal?"
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Zoidberg: "So long! I'm off to toss this old shell in the dumpster and maybe pick up those potato chips Amy didn't finish yesterday."Amy: "Those were toe nail clippings"Zoidberg: "A feast is a feast."
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Brannigan: "Oh, I'm sorry. You're crying. Like a woman!"Kif: *sobs* Brannigan: "It's alright. I've always thought of myself as a father figure to some of my more pathetic men."
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Morbo: *sings* "Oh won't you take me to ... funky town? Oh won't you take me to ... funky town ...."
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Kif: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"Amy: "What!?"Leala: "Lieutenant Kroker!"Kif: "Oh! Uh! Ahem! I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."Amy: "Kif!?"
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Kif: *sings* "Once upon a time I was falling in love ... but now I'm only falling apart ..."Amy: "Oh, that's so emotional."Kif: "There is nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heaaa..."Brannigan: *smacks Kif* " .. your hour is over."
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Brannigan: *sings* "Hit it! I met her in a club, down in old Soho, where they drink champagne that tastes just like coca cola. C. O. L. A. - Cola." *crowd annoyed* "She! walked up to me and she asked me to dance. I asked her her name, and in a dark brown voice she said: Leeeeeela. L e e l a Leeela Lee-lee-leela bah bah bah bah bum de de de de de" *crowd runs* "Leeelaaaaaaa .... bah de ba da be bum!"
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Brannigan: "She's built like a steak-house, but she handles like a bistro!" *alert sounds* "She's out of control! You win again gravity!"
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Fry: "I can't believe Leela and Amy aren't back yet from their half-date. I'm gonna call the restaurant .."Auto-voice: "The number you've dialed has crashed into a planet, please make a note of it."
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Leela: "What planet is this anyway?"Brannigan: "I 'unno. This whole sector is uncharted."Kif: "It is *not* uncharted. You lost the chart."Brannigan: *rubs hands* "Well, nothing to do now but repopulate the human race. Just me and you." *whispers* "And maybe you".
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