Mug-Shot Monday: Which '90s Alt-Rock Band Are You?

You spoke; we listened. Back by popular demand, welcome to Mug-Shot Monday, a longstanding New Times franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mugs from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, derp faces, and femmes fatale. Click on and enjoy.

The Melvins
The OGs of grunge may have produced a lot of unlistenable sludge rock in their day, but for a lot of pear-shaped dudes who can't grow full beards, it was beautiful unlistenable sludge rock.

The Foo Fighters
Always down to be your monkey wrench, bro.

NOFX
Aim the top of that beautifully shaved dome right for my forehead, get a running start, and show me what love is, chief.

Widespread Panic
"First started digging the guys during my freshman year at Bennington. Red Rocks each spring after that. John Bell and Co. for life."

No Doubt
High school dorks the world over all secretly hoped they'd lose their virginity with the class' biggest Gwen Stefani fan.

Bikini Kill
And then they usually ended up losing it with the riot grrrl who didn't shave her pits. Such is life, dorks.

At The Drive-In
FRO + METAL HEADBANGIN' = GREAT

Aerosmith
Working maintenance at every municipal swimming pool in these United States, you'll find a guy who claims Joe Perry is actually a groundbreaking rock guitarist. No, come on, don't laugh. These guys are serious. Seriously.