“Not that the troll felt like delaying all the fun, no, he grabbed a sleeping warrior (who should have KEPT WATCH, THE IDIOT!) and rent him to pieces (SERVES YOU RIGHT, IDIOT!), bit into his bones and drank his sleeping-idiot blood from his veins (IDIOT!), swallowed his sleeping-idiot flesh in great chunks (GUESS YOU’D RATHER HAVE KEPT WATCH AFTER ALL, EH?), and soon after had all of him gobbled up, feet and hands included. Idiot.”