THE UNITED DAUGHTERS OF THE CONFEDERACY

There are few things straighter than a bunch of young men engaged in sweaty combat for the purpose of owning humans as property. The gay community certainly does not have any sort of sub communities or fetishes that involve the term slave, master, bondage, or anything like that. Frankly, it does not get any more heterotastic than the Civil War.

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As the descendant of many brave men who fought in the Civil War, not to perpetuate slavery, but for the right to maintain human chattel, I was recently appalled to discover that someone absconded with the relevant domain names for the United Daughters of the Confederacy. Worse yet, they redirected the links to an unfortunate music video from some man identifying himself as some sort of infant gambit.

The United Daughters of the Confederacy is an organization of women, who have the time and resources to insist that we focus on a renegade government that no longer has any relevance to everyday life but lacks the ability to understand first wave feminism or anything that happened after 1964. These are women who would prefer to watch Pleasantville as God intended, in black and white.

I imagine Bravo would make a television program about the women who comprise the United Daughters of the Confederacy but for their appearance and fashion tastes. I believe the decision of Bravo not to dedicate programming time to women because they're unattractive and honor a regime bent on enslaving a group of people based on their race is horrible. Just because most of the women who comprise the United Daughters of the Confederacy are not interesting, charming, fun, artistic, creative, "good looking," decent, capable of escaping the bonds of spinsterhood, or capable of buying the domain names they need to sustain their digital presence, does not justify making fun of these women.

Naturally, my bitch of a daughter would attack me for commenting on these women's appearances. In order to quell her incessant yammering, I must acknowledge whatever man would marry one of these United Daughters is probably lacking in appearance, intelligence, virility, or wit. To be frank, I have difficulty distinguishing the men and women, who wave Confederate flags before the Caddo Confederate Monument. These are courageous people, because I cannot imagine how terrifying it is for them to look at each other or at themselves in the mirror every day.

I thought everyone respected and honored the courage of the Confederacy and the descendants of those who fought for it. Unfortunately, someone bought the domain names for Uniteddaughtersoftheconfederacy.com, hqudc.net,hqudc.com, and Louisianaaudc.com.The Louisiana chapter for the United Daughters has its own website at https://www.louisianaudc.org; however, some rapscallion took Louisianaaudc.com and redirected it to that infant gambit rapperist's video site on the You Tube.

For the life of me, I cannot understand how the imagery, words, themes, or any aspect of this video has anything to do with the United Daughters of the Confederacy, the South, American history, current events, or our great nation in general. Slavery ended a long time ago and it is not like a racist demagogue would ever intentionally separate parents from their children - that just couldn't and doesn't happen. That's not just my opinion, that's what the United Daughters of the Confederacy is all about.

These women have had it pretty rough in life. I can't imagine waking up in the morning and being them, so please share this post and warn everyone that some mischief maker has seized control of Uniteddaughtersoftheconfederacy.com, hqudc.net,hqudc.com, Louisianaaudc.com, so that the unsuspecting public does not visit those websites. It's just the most sensitive course of action.