The Maybe Knife

Protecting nature’s precious water resource. Or maybe it’s just waiting to stab an unsuspecting dishwasher.

“The international symbol for ‘Maybe I’ll make two sandwiches, I’m no tsure yet.’ Plus- I only twist-tucked-under, the bread bag close, I didn’t do a violent, spin-shove-under. Ya know, cuz i still might make that other PB&J.”Image courtesy of http://imgur.com/4eYsj8V.