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DrLex | 4:13 am | Vote: 36 0

Nature: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the exorbitant T-shirt. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new bodies, to seek out new washing machines and tumble dryers, to boldly go where no shirt has gone before.

Algernon | 4:17 am | Vote: 13 0

Really this shirt is over the top.

Droll not Troll | 4:21 am | Vote: 3 1

The famous musical shirt, soon to give its first concert at Carnegie Hall.

Droll not Troll | 4:27 am | Vote: 7 1

This label is so full of shirt!

Seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am | Vote: 13 0

Please read separately

Seventy2rd o clock | 4:48 am | Vote: 8 0

Power / nature: Made of 120W Lamp’s Wool

Big Fat Cat | 5:07 am | Vote: 6 0

The shirt is more famous than its owner

jjhitt | 5:35 am | Vote: 4 0

Hand Wash for Glory!

Pectolatra | 5:44 am | Vote: 4 2

What kind of player? A football player? A violin player? A poker player?
And how can he be worldly famous and denied at the same time???

jjhitt | 5:50 am | Vote: 4 1

That’s MISTER tee shirt, sucka!

mickeygreeneyes | 5:51 am | Vote: 3 1

Wuzzup, play-uh?!

mickeygreeneyes | 5:51 am | Vote: 3 1

Just so no to drugs.

Droll not Troll | 6:26 am | Vote: 13 0

50% Polyester, 50% exorbitant.

Droll not Troll | 6:29 am | Vote: 6 0

New super-exorbitant fabric, designed to soak up money.

Jim_S | 6:32 am | Vote: 9 0

Look, I just wanted to know if I can put it in the dryer!

Seventy2rd o clock | 6:49 am | Vote: 1 0

The exorbitant must be denied before head in the clouds

Biff the Understudy | 7:23 am | Vote: 2 0

Fabric fundamentalism is turning out to be a global problem.

Biff the Understudy | 7:24 am | Vote: 2 0

Yes, power over nature does indeed require large capital investments.

Droll not Troll | 9:23 am | Vote: 2 0

@Jim_S: Only if it hasn’t been there before, apparently. 😉

Ana | 11:12 am | Vote: 5 0

We’re heading for something, somewhere I’ve never gone before, where no man has ever gone before [Star Treck soundtrack playing in the backround].

Auntie | 1:10 pm | Vote: 2 0

”We’re heading for something, somewhere I’ve never gone before.”
Works with everything!

Frank Burns | 1:50 pm | Vote: 2 0

“My wife said take me take me someplace I’ve never been before, so I took her to the kitchen”

Marum | 2:09 pm | Vote: 0 0

My wife wanted a sports car. I didn’t want to spend so much money.

She said: OK! As long as it goes from zerio to 100K in under six seconds.

So I bought her a set of bathroom scales.

Marum | 2:37 pm | Vote: 0 0

Look Tojo! I’m only a clothes moth.

Marum | 2:39 pm | Vote: 1 0

And I’m very hungry. I’ve been locked up in Cher’s wardrobe for the last year.