Hey there!I'm not terribly great at introductions, buuuuut here it goes!

My name is Brian, I am 15 (yea I'm kinda young), and I my interests are sports, video games, movies, music (good music, not like dubstep or anything close to that), computers, and TZH.I found this amazing comic from a friend of mine some time ago, and I can't stop reading it now

Oooh, I'm first to greet you! That means I get to pick any body part I want! I'm feeling generous with the others though: instead of vital organs, I'll only steal your legs, so you won't be running around escaping pancreas and spleen harvesters, that would be awkward and we don't want that!

Hello, fellow newb. Even though I now have many, many pants to choose from, I just stole yours. Just for the hell of it.Also, without legs, you won't be needing them, anyhow. Thank you for your wonderful donation.

A Lambda-class transport shuttle descends from the sky and lands. The ramp lowers and a squad of Stormtroopers and a squad of Super Battle droids, all in black and red, file out and form lines on either side of said ramp. They snap to attention and a figure in black Mandalorian armour with red trim and a black and red cape steps down and walks over to stand in front of you.

"Welcome to the forum new one. You will be most welcome here as a new subject. I simply require an offering of your stomach and I shall leave you be," the figure says as he raises his hand and lifts you off of the ground with the Force. He raises the other hand and makes a twisting motion and your stomach zooms out into his gloved palm dripping gore. He tosses it over his shoulder and one of the Stormtroopers catches it.

"Put that in my lab for experimentation later," the figure orders. The Stormtrooper salutes and heads back into the ship.

"Now I am Darth Viktor. I am currently accepting applications to join the Dark Side. Give me a call if you're interested. We have an excellent benefits package and of course we have cookies. I am located in the Super Star Destroyer Sovereignin orbit around the planet Korriban," the figure says as he drops you back to the ground. He drops a business card at your feet and marches back into the shuttle followed by his troops. The shuttle lifts off and disappears into the clouds.