Pompeian cream

Is she as fair and fresh as the day when you were married? If not, it is probably because she neglected to care for her skin.

I’m sure this product did exactly what it was supposed to do. The only problem was a poorly chosen name with connotations of the famous Mount Vesuvius eruption that destroyed Pompei and Herculanum in 79 A.D or thereabouts. When I hear Pompeian, I think ashes.