There was once Ahbeng attended a Chinese wedding dinner. It was his best friend wedding. As usual, dinner is at a chinese restaurant. The bridegroom also invited his boss which is a Mat Salleh to attend the dinner. As the wedding couples hop from table to table to toast the guests, the cheers of "kan pei" (happy & joyous drinking) get louder and louder.

When it reaches one table of the bridegroom's boss table, the word 'kan pei' is even louder! The boss misunderstood as said "Kan Pei"?

He stood up on his chair and shouted. "IF YOU CAN'T PAY, THEN LET ME PAY