Wherever I go I’m always stuck with me
Still every loser hopes to make a little history
But I can’t seem to locate my famous monument With my name above my bronze plaque carved accomplishments
She was a ‘Harvey Girl’ ghost
So we danced at the La Posada Hotel
But we couldn’t afford their Huevos Rancheros
So we settled for Taco Bell

Goodbye Winslow
I won’t be standin’ on your corner
Waitin’ for my bad luck to end
Feelin’ unwanted like someone from south of the border
“Illegal” clearly tattooed on his skin
Goodbye Winslow
I’m feelin’ low and I can’t win

She climbed up on that giant Jack rabbit
That photo still makes me laugh
She road that thing all the way to Texas
Writin’ my epitaph
Never should have fallen so hard for a damsel in distress
You can’t exercise another soul’s dark demons
When your own soul is possessed

Goodbye Winslow
I won’t be standin’ on your corner
Waitin’ for my bad luck to end
Feelin’ unwanted like someone from south of the border
“Illegal” clearly tattooed on his skin
Goodbye Winslow
I’m feelin’ low and I can’t win
Good bye Winslow…

And I can’t seem to locate my famous monument
With my name above my bronze plaque carved accomplishments