Tuco ... you probably have not been around much ... just because phones are getting smaller, it does not mean that people dont wear them on their waists ...

Girls? Undateable? ... I once dated a girl who kept asking me "你要 blowjob 嘛" in Cantonese, and although she did fine, it felt odd to hear that ... and the fact that she kept asking me when will I go back to live/work in HK, to get her HK residency, was very
very annoying ...

Mullets fucking rock. Business in the front, party in the rear. Pair that up with a scuzzy moustache, buy one of those old Russian motorcycles, and haul ass up and down Cheng Fu Lu with Gogol Bordello on the sound system in the sidecar.