Archive for February 2018

Come knock on the door of the ALBERTA PODCAST speakeasy. On tap tonight: the inaugural Crime Rodeo, DNA reconstruction tech, bad cops, our fancyboy Prime Minister and ridculing surviving World War II veterans. Why put your money in your mattress when you can put it in videos about how white people are the real victims of racism? Chris 'Don Juan Ghermezian' Valentine and Keifer 'No-Nickname' Dallison seperate the fact from opinion. The password is 'Joop Cousteau.'

It's another Chris Free Episode (CFE). Scott, Emily, and Greg join Keifer in the Alberta Studio to read some letters. Should we be allowed to shoot people if they're drunk? What will become of the big pipeline? Where should you go if you want to make out with boys in Cochrane? Is it actually cool and good to touch bears on the tummy? Is your space heater safe? What's the score?

The answers to these questions and also some other cool stuff in this very special BONUS episode of Alberta Podcast!

Happy Lunar New Year to friends-of-the-show Chloe Kim and Margaret Cho. We're getting the droogs together for brunch with Frito-Lay and Pepsi-Co, taking a romantic chairlift ride, destroying the traditions of the Edmonton CFL team, shredding puppers, making an internal evacuation due to a noxious odour and ending the socialist NDP policy of performing abortions in gender-neutral bathrooms. Some of our jokes aren't jokes -- but hell, the speed limit signs in Okotoks aren't even speed limit signs. Don Drizzle, Cowboy Blan and Reeve Steeve Wikkerink guest-star.

This is a special emergency session of Alberta Podcast recorded live at an inter-provincial peace summit held in Vancouver, BC at the corporate headquarters of unserious "gaming" podcast Super Hopped-Up. For more information on Super Hopped-Up, do a Google search for that name. No other podcast comes up. Not like a certain someone we could name...

Food security and drought are problems that still impact the day-to-day lives of people in Ethiopia. If you would like to donate, or learn more about how you can help Ethiopia, please follow the links bellow:

Alberta Podcast is for the children. This episode goes out to all the halal beef boys and all the 3D printer girls in Generation Zed who are going to take this dust bowl the Millennials made and turn it into something FUTURETECH. Plus: more mayhem in Red Deer, BC and Alberta standing on the brink of war, the Kent Hehr Defense Force, trouble in Taber, more big scores and an examination of Balzac Billy.