CHICKEN FALLS DOWN IN SNOW

Cats exerciseTeacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

Ghosts as cheerleadersQ: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Cheap hotelsQ: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

GoogleQ: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Teacher and studentsTeacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"