Guest:Rashad Evans, 7/29/11Techniques: Arm-triangle choke, triangle chokeIn Jim’s words: “I didn’t realize the hips got pushed forward and applied so much more pressure. You think that’s all the pressure you’re gonna get. And then he pushed his hips forward, and it’s lights out.”

Guest:Jon Jones, 12/5/11Technique: Leg kickIn Jim’s words: “Uhhhhhh. I feel like I have to shit…That was the worst one ever.”

Bonus video: Jim Norton at UFC 86

Watch the latest video at &amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;a href=”http://video.foxnews.com”&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;video.foxnews.com&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt;/a&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;In Jim’s words: “Being funny means nothing. It’s being well built and being able to knock somebody’s teeth out, that’s what women like.”

(Jim borrows some masculine life-essence from the Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory.)