Cock Blocker Bottle Stopper

In today’s vernacular, being a cock blocker is not cool, but the Cock Blocker Bottle Stopper puts the term in a whole different light. This cock will block the bottle opening and keep your beverages fresh. Hence the name. The Cock Blocker Stopper. Try saying that three times fast.

If you want to preserve your wine, just place the cock blocker stopper on top and it will taste just as good the next time you drink it.

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