Kind of like the seconds at the sock store…. or maybe your “friends” just wanted to play a little joke and see how many holidays you would celebrate on the wrong day just because the calendar told you to.

my calendar said it was on the 10th! I haven’t been to work since I got sick on Thursday and that’s where my calendar is, but when I go back to work, I’ll scan it and post it! I’m not crazy!!!! Well… that’s still out for discussion, but I blame this on my calendar!

That’s the truth !! even if you mostly just read the posts there just might be that one post you want to reply to really bad and then you remember DAMN I CANT FUCKIN RESPOND CAUSE IM JUST A FUCKIN GUEST and you dont want that to happen to you. Join and know the love of the great FDO bestows upon his ever grow horde of ever loving demonic murderous children !! or else ?

Nothing escapes my grasp motherfuckers !! Nothing !! Not demons,angels,saints,damned,not even god or satan,not even that sadist bitch called the angel of death. You’re all my bitches because there aint no place to run and hide you stupid talking monkeys !

OK, here’s the plan. Every junkie needs to get at least 2 people to sign up this week. Promise them untold hours of pleasure, free stuff, and the chance to have a cameo or even a starring role in a NY Times Best Seller! If that doesn’t work, lie.

And you lurkers. Yes, You!! What are you waiting for? How can we sweeten this deal for you? What will it take for me to get you to put your name on the dotted line today?

Is this where we need to bring out the kids with Sigerlitis so that we can tug on your heartstrings and get you people to make the committment? Jerry Lewis is warming up, don’t make us send him out here in tears.

You know who you are. You come here and hang back in the corners. I see 66 guests online Right Now! We need 430 more junkies by New Year’s Eve. You know you want it, come on — it’s Fat Free, Gluten Free, just plain Free. In return you get entertained by some of the finest warped minds available.