An Indian called ‘dave’ rang the monkey house and told us our non existent*** Microsoft pc is telling him it has errors. I was naturally overjoyed to hear this this great news about this problem.

So being a nice monkey who values retards who give us good news i decided to waste six minutes of his time after all Microsoft employees and partners clearly should be thanked for this kind of work i mean we did not know we even had a microsoft os running on computer

There was more hiss* (my blog) than dave who cannot comprehend that a phone might be a computer – big brown beige computers are suppose still a thing somewhere i guess..

Crook

Since i was unwilling to find this non existing pc in the monkey house, and knowing that the phone (my blog) was fine as I asked if the phone had a problem and as it was not a computer and so not sending errors the Indian called dave blocked the non existent windows computer from sending errors for free.

A solution that suited us perfectly, but they dont have to waste our time by phoning us next time.

Thank you Microsoft** you and your crooked partners.(my blog) you did good today – keep up this stellar work

I was reading an online book review about the state of journalism and everybody else was getting the blame for the ills of this ‘profession’ – governments, drugs syndicates,you the readers etc but no mention was made of he who must not be named (my blog) or the fact the journalists writing this where the same ones who smashed up the disk with Snowdens (my blog) list of spying programs in front of the government employees.

I found those an odd omission – after all its not there fault is it that they self hammered a hard disk to bits.

Oddly the book came to no conclusions as to how to fix things – funny that.

I will not tell you the books name since i am sure the newspaper and it’s journalists might deem a mention of it ‘stealing’ so all is well with the world is it not

Is run by alphabet and as a top level domain one that attracts seo criminals (my blog) and idiots with malformed dns records according to the zoo’s server.

Although a new tld i am wary of it for what inhabits it. – If your going to ‘buy’ a .xyz be wary as i have already a blocked a a /24 based on the logs of the classlessness from this newish tld.

Oddly the sjw factor at alphabet (my blog) seems to think those are ok but alt right domain names are not. Regardless of what is said and the validity when a registrar decides to censor does not mean those views and facts disappear.

Lets hope cute cat webistes and videos dont fall foul of the fish, bird and mouse lobby at google after all mice have rghts dont they.

Mobile phone ape came (my blog) hunting for me since the thing was not working [charging helps] then in the 60% charge zone the phone begins to update apps in bulk since it has not been turned on in weeks..

Andriod is clearly a everyday object to which is beyond the ape with the phone. It should have been on the monkey houses wifi network but i did not check since it was busy doing it’s thing.

At least it does get updates which many makes do not bother with i read

Professor told us a very funny story about eggs (from a chicken) and olive tree which was bought by professors significant other one day.

The war eggs where apparently recommended by a civilian and came in camouflage green packaging, the olive tree was something of ‘always’ wanted one but too pricey until today.

Its a curious message symbolically alas a dove* was not purchased so i guess somebody else will have to deliver the message.

Anyhow its an interesting if humorous story which if you are struggling to get have a think about it. If you have dove in need of delivering an olive branch (as one does) contact the monkey house and we can set up something – no beauty pageants (my blog) desiring world peace should apply .

Many of you have a strange perception of the bbc which either entails a love of some period costume drama, or two hours of a certain fictional detective being the pinacle in broadcasting while ignore the rest.

Being soap operas, hospital dramas which are unseen here in the monkey house. With the bbc expertise these formats alwo invade radio dramas and one i was listening to (not a soap or set in a hospital) sounded so soap opera -ish that after ten minutes i stopped listening

In fact i knew who was going to live and who was going to die due to the bias from the dialogue of just four people.

mr darcy required

Another thing they also try to do is comedy-fy topics being the wrong sort of fiction (without bonnets and horses) because it appears that its not a period drama and is totally unnecessary.

Its kind of amazing that soap opera conversion shit can neuter an drama with a interesting story to it in less than 10 minutes. Please note that i wrote this a long time before this (my blog)

It is a bit early since it is still september but this is clearly an exceptional case which deserves this special award.

the domain latinnewsmail . us apparently sent something to the zoo (could have been spam) , its mail handler did not like the standard opendmarc attachment rejected as

eforward3.registrar-servers.com[162.255.118.61] said: 550 We do not accept
.zip attachments here. (in reply to end of DATA command)

So if your thinking of using registrar-servers.com clearly your an retard as to the domain well they also deserve to be associated with retards since they setup the email aggregate@latinnewsmail.us to be sent to that address. The good news is that latinnewsmail . us wont be getting any more dmarc email from the zoo despite them requesting it.

I pass on just to show that the clueless seem to have found dmarc and what could possibly go wrong.

Symantec i read have sold there ssl interests after fucking up ssl (tls) certs with the green bars. Quite how these security geniuses ended upon such a state is noteworthy but probably leaves many of you with bad unverified certificates rom them and there brands that will stop working.

This has happened before (my blog) so size is no guarantee of administration. Oddly these are the same people complain bitterly about others and not there own behaviour in the past.

I do not have any Symantec brands of tls but i do not want any of there products in the zoo.

It feels like money trumps integrity. Most of us do tls once and never have to worry about it it for a year or so but Symantec have other plans for you.