The black-tie Hip-Hop Inaugural Ball will take place at the Harman Centeron Jan. 20. The gala, hosted by Russell Simmonss Hip-Hop Summit Action Network, drew the likes of LL Cool J, T.I. and Nick Cannon in 2009, and just like 2009, VIP tickets will still carry the same eye-popping $2,500 price tag.

Just curious: Is this karaoke promoter going to hold fundraisers for the unemployed when the unemployment percentage hits the double digits? Somehow I doubt it being that he doesn’t even help his closest friend when it comes to money.

“Tell you now, brother, this aint no joke,
She got me to the crib, she laid me on the bed,
I f***ed her from my toes to the top of my head.
I finally realized the girl was a whore,
Gave her ten dollars, she asked me for some more.”

Here’s another one just for you, Barack:

“Copped my pistols, jumped into the ride.
Got at the bar, copped some flack,
Copped some cheeba-cheeba, it wasnt wack.
Got to the place, and who did I see?
A sucka-ass nigga tryin to sound like me.
Put my pistol up against his head
I said, Sucka-ass nigga, I should shoot you dead.”

How about this one for your daughters:

“Nothing left to do, but buy some shells for my glock
Why? so I can rob every known dope spot
I got 19 dollars and 50 cents up in my pocket with what?
With this automatic rocket
Gotta have it to pop it, unlock it, and take me up a hostage “

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