Beat, wack, mad scathed in the genitalia area, beautifully challenged, anti-hott, so ridonculously fugly that no testosterone-possessing human would ever consider in their sober or non-sober state-of-mind to think about in any shape or form every touching even their pinky toe to this human being

John Robert Weiss: On a scale of 1 to 10, what would you consider Fat Jess