Olsens P*ss Off Fashion WorldMary Kate and Ashley’s new upscale fashion line has designers worrying about a loss of customers. If it’s anything like J. Lo’s line, Madison Ave has nothing to fear. [NY Times]

No Sex Tape For Timberlake
The pop star hates gettin’ busy on film and says he frets about how his
ass will look in on-screen sex scenes. Hmm. Just a guess, but it
probably looks pretty awesome. [Monsters & Critics]

Sopranos: Fans Furious Over Finale
Even though Phil’s head was squashed by an SUV, fans are still p*ssed
at the vague and mostly death-free ending of HBO’s mob masterpiece. [People]