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Got a Chinese last night & on the way home in the car I heard the bag rustling. I looked over, seen a pair of eyes looking out the top of the bag then they disappeared. Could'nt believe it.
I carried on driving home when it happened again. I was so shocked I nearly crashed the car. I looked over and there were the eyes looking at me, then disappeared.
I went back to the Chinese to and said " What the hell is going on with my takeaway I ordered"
Chinese man replied " You no worry, its only Peking Duck "

Sat down in a public toilet & a voice came from the next cubicle "hello mate, how you doing?" i though it was a bit strange, but i didnt want to be rude so i answered "not too bad thanks" after a short pause i heard the voice again "so, what you up to?" I answered somewhat reluctantly "just having a shit...how about yourself?? Then i heard him say "sorry mate i'll have to phone you back, ive got some twat in the next cubicle answering everything i say!"