Best Comment of the Day, in response to Duck Tales: "Once again, government officials act as enablers for a neglectful mother." We say: it's not her fault that their father was a deadbeat duck! • Worst, in response to Sarah Jessica Parker Puts Best Foot Forward: "Ooooh. FUN shoes. Nice pop of color. Jacket could be better tailored, and the bag is a bit grandma-ish, but I support the idea of this outfit." We say: this comment is the platonic ideal of underminery.