->If any foreign minister begins to defend to the death a "peace conference," you can be sure his government has already placed its orders for new battleships and aeroplanes.

->A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron.

->Cadres are a key to everything.

->We are fifty or a hundred years behind the advanced countries. We must make good this distance in ten years. Either we do it, or they will crush us.-->-- Said in 1931, ten years before '41.

->Fuck the Pope! How many divisions has he got?-->--To '''Pierre Laval'''

->Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.

->History shows that there are no invincible armies and that there never have been.-->-- About Germans in 3rd July 1941.

->Ours cause is just - victory will be ours!-->-- Originally said by '''Molotov''' in 22 June, but he claimed, that this slogan was invented by '''Stalin'''.

->Hitlers come and go, but Germany and the German people remain.-->-- November 1942

->The writer is the engineer of the human soul.

->I consider it completely unimportant who and how in the Party will vote; but what is extraordinarily important is this — who and how will count the votes.

->Finished badly, scoundrel! It is a pity that we didn't took him alive.-->-- On '''Hitler's''' death.

->Tsar Alexander got to Paris.-->--In Berlin, 1945

->I know that after my death a pile of rubbish will be heaped on my grave, but the wind of History will sooner or later sweep it away without mercy.

->Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?

About him:

->He had found Russia working with wooden ploughs and leaving it equipped with atomic piles.-->-- '''Isaac Deutscher'''

->Stalin was, Mr. Montefiore writes, “that rare combination: both ‘intellectual’ and killer.” The roots of violence ran deep in his family life and in Gori, his hometown, where street brawling was the principal sport.-->-- '''William Grimes'''

->Did Stalin make mistakes? Of course he did. In so long a period filled with heroism, trials, struggle, triumphs, it is inevitable not only for Joseph Stalin personally but also for the leadership as a collective body to make mistakes.-->-- '''Enver Hoxha'''

->It was an experience of great interest to me to meet Premier Stalin ... It is very fortunate for Russia in her agony to have this great rugged war chief at her head. He is a man of massive outstanding personality, suited to the sombre and stormy times in which his life has been cast; a man of inexhaustible courage and will-power and a man direct and even blunt in speech, which, having been brought up in the House of Commons, I do not mind at all, especially when I have something to say of my own. Above all, he is a man with that saving sense of humour which is of high importance to all men and all nations, but particularly to great men and great nations. Stalin also left upon me the impression of a deep, cool wisdom and a complete absence of illusions of any kind. I believe I made him feel that we were good and faithful comrades in this war – but that, after all, is a matter which deeds not words will prove.-->-- '''UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill''', 1942

->I propose a toast, to Comrade Stalin, whose conduct of diplomacy and foreign policy manifests a desire for peace... (*inaudibly)... a piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia...-->--'''Winston Churchill''', at Yalta

->For [[UsefulNotes/CharlesDeGaulle De Gaulle]] it was unimportant, that we had anti-Stalin campaign. President of France, when he came to Moscow, placed a circlet of flowers on Stalin's grave. I imagine how our leaders, standing next to him, felt like, when the tall, straight, unbending De Gaulle stood on Red Square near the grave of Stalin, his hand under the peak...-->-- '''F. Chuev'''

-> He was of small stature, and disproportioned, his trunk too short, his arms too long. His face was pale and rough, ruddy around the cheekbones, his teeth black and irregular, his mustache and hair thin. An admirable head, though, like that of a mountain man, with lively and impish avid yellow eyes... One felt the intent, constant activity of the mind.-->-- '''Milovan Djilas'''

->''There was an old bastard named [[UsefulNotes/VladimirLenin Lenin]]''->''Who did two or three million men in''->''That's a lot to have done in''->''But where he did one in''->''That old bastard Stalin did ten in!''-->-- '''Creator/ChristopherHitchens'''

-->''Look into my eyes, [[UsefulNotes/RasputinTheMadMonk you perverted witch]],''-->''[[BadassBoast See the soul of a man who made Mother Russia his BITCH!]]''-->''You think I give a fuck about my wife?''-->''[[AbusiveParents My own son got locked up in prison]],''-->''[[KickTheDog And I didn't save his life!]]''-->''You got off easy when [[GroinAttack they pickled that moose cock!]]''-->''I'll leave your neck in a noose in a trench and shot,''-->''[[AndYourLittleDogToo Your whole family, shot, all your wizard friends, shot,]]''-->''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Anyone who sold you pierogi]],'' '''shot'''!-->''[[ColdBloodedTorture Starve you for days 'till you waste away,]]''-->''[[TheDreaded I even crush motherfuckers when I'm laid in state!]]''-->''[[BlatantLies Pride of]] [[UsefulNotes/VladimirLenin Lenin]], took [[UsefulNotes/LeonTrotsky Trotsky]] out of the picture,''-->''DropTheHammer on you harder than I bitch-slapped [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler!]]''->-'''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOFHistory'''