GOP to Replace Meals on Wheels with Scones on Drones

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Washington, D.C. — Donald Trump promised seniors on the campaign trail that “something terrific” would replace the popular Meals on Wheels program once repealed, and now we are finally finding out what this “terrific” program entails.

White House budget chief, Mick Mulvaney, unveiled the long-awaited Meals on Wheels replacement, Scones on Drones, to a mixed response. Malvaney described the program as, “One of the most compassionate things we can do.”

Definitely.

Definitely one of the most compassionate things Trump and his toadies are capable of.

You have to get really old and poor first. Handicapped would help a lot. You have to get to the point where the republicans don't give a damn about you any longer. Then you can qualify for Scones on Drones.