Say what you will about Jessica Biel, girl doesn't mess around when it comes to the fine print of a marriage contract. Ensuring that the rest of their days together are based on love and legally documented mistrust, she's asking that Justin Timberlake sign a pre-nup saying he'll pay up if he fucks up on the fidelity front – presumably after his alleged tryst with Olivia Munn. "She thinks if he strays during the marriage, she should be royally compensated," said a source. "She wants a fidelity clause in the pre-nup giving her at least $500,000 if he does." She's also said to be holding out when it comes to having children and wants to make sure they have a few cheat-free years under their belt before she lets him fill her up with babies. "If he's faithful for several years, maybe she'll agree to have a baby," added the big mouth. "She doesn't trust him 100 percent yet. Jessica figures if she gets fat during pregnancy, he'll cheat again." Nice. [Radar]

She might not be writing any break-up songs for some time — though she might release an epic divorce album sometime down the track — because Adele was seen sporting a big-ass ring on that finger at The Brit Awards. That's right, everyone was so caught up over her bird flipping incident that we neglected to realize she looks to be engaged to Simon Konecki. Though she could just be one of those public figures who wear rings on their engagement finger and say the wedding-mad public are crazy for thinking it might be a possibility, but, until then, mazel tov! [Daily Mail]

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He may have a girlfriend but that doesn't mean that Chris Brown and Rihanna aren't back together – because his relationship with Karrueche Tran is open for risqué business. "Karrueche isn't stupid, and she has told friends that they have an open relationship. She never asks him about Rihanna, ever. Chris will take several days to call her back at times, and that is OK with Karreuche," said a source. "She doesn't pressure or hound Chris, it's just not what she is about. She recognizes that they are both young, and she isn't going to let the fact Chris is spending time with his ex-girlfriend come between what they have." [Radar]
In the ongoing Twitter fight between Chris Brown and WWE's CM Punk, it appears that the wrestling champ is coming out on top – making this video about why it's never cool to hit a woman. Which is especially neat because he has many young men looking up to him. [Twitter]
At least she's far away from him for now, with Rihanna catching the Tube to rehearsals for the Brit Awards. [Daily Mail]
But Rihanna's getting in enough trouble over the pond, having a "Girls Gone Wild-style party" with friends. So they're getting each other blind drunk and signing waivers before coercing each other into sexual situations? [Bossip]

Justin Theroux may only be known to some of you as the boyfriend of one Jennifer Aniston – though for the rest of us he'll always be that hot piece from Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, Sex And The City, Parks And Rec and our masturbation fantasies – but now he will hitherto be known as that guy dating Aniston/fap fodder/breakdancer. Seen here pulling some downright adorable moves on Ellen. [Ellen]

It must be so much fun and not at all irritating to be asked about a relationship that ended five years ago. Just ask Rachel McAdams, who had to field questions almost exclusively about Ryan Gosling while doing press for The Vow. "What do you think of Ryan dating Eva Mendes? Does it make you jealous?" asked one intrepid reporter. "How much better was it kissing Ryan in The Notebook than Channing in The Vow?" queried another. Stay ridiculous and mildly offensive, entertainment journalists! [Toronto Sun]

Do all of you recent mothers want to know the most-likely fabricated secret to Beyoncé's post-baby body so you can feel bad about yourselves in addition to being sleep-deprived and vomit-drenched? Why, it just takes a little gumption, a live-in personal trainer and four-hour-a-day workout routine, lazybones. [Page Six]

Possibly getting close to sealing the deal, Zoe Saldana has been seen spending some quality time with Bradley Cooper's mom in LA. [Page Six]

Tom Hanks was as overcome as a breathless teenage fan when he clapped eyes on Adam Levine at a restaurant, interrupting his meal to gush how much he loves him. [Page Six]

Ambitious Lady Mary Crawley – aka Michelle Dockery — is leading the charge among the Downton Abbey cast looking to set down roots across the pond. [Page Six]

Does anyone want to see David Boreanaz on Downton Abbey? Just a question. [E!]

They work together so could just be hanging out, but it's more fun to say that Lea Michele and Cory Monteith are for sure dating, so let's go with that. [NYDN]

Massive spoiler alert for Glee fans who didn't see last nights episode – [blank] looks like she might be out of the show. Though she might return in a dream sequence capacity. [E!]

To soften that blow, here's a picture of the Glee gang giving their best Bridesmaids look. [US]

Mariah Carey says she's almost incapable of talking about Whitney Houston's death, as she talks about it on Good Morning America. [E!]

The Vulture folks have done a pop-scientific test to see whether The Bodyguard still holds its own after all these years. [Vulture]

Viola Davis didn't intend on making such a cleavage-centric appearance at the NAACP Image Awards in LA – with all and sundry copping an eyeful as she accepted the Outstanding Actress in a Motion Picture award. "I picked [the dress] because of the color. I didn't realize my ta-tas would be so prevalent," she said. [US]

Though most teens would be mortified seeing their parents half-naked on billboards, David Beckham says his boys are proud of their dad showing off his junk in the H&M underwear ads. [US]

In further penis-related news, Joe Manganiello won't disclose whether or not he stuffed his g-string on the set of Magic Mike, though Steven Soderbergh says he has nothing to worry about. [US]

Baby wipe aficionado Terrance Howard has been forced to pay his estranged wife $50K to help cover her costs while their captivating divorce plays out. [TMZ]