What class and Race would you be in REAL life?

So lets start this

If you had a opportunity in Life to enter World of Warcraft:

1.What Race you would be?

2.Which class you would Become (Lore and In-game wise)? Considering everything about classes.
For example Rogues have bad reputation among Night elves. Paladins have too heavy life style - Meditating All the time and some narrow views of some subjects and issues (for example Shadow magic) and etc.

3.Last and most interesting for me Which organization/alliance/Person would you side with? If they exist of course!

Personally I would like to be Night Elf Warden and would have sided with Maiev in her Campaign but sadly there are no Male Wardens among Night elves and Maiev dont really like Sentinels, not to mention other races. Druids would be cool but not in my taste.

So I would pick Worgen Rogue. These race is most Wild and Ferocious, plus Rogue would make him more Cunning. Attacking from back is just what I like. Slice and Dice.

And I would have sided with Alliance especially King Varian and would like to become member of SI:7 most desirable organization for Rogues.1.Worgen2.Rogue3.SI:7
Waiting for your versions

While I'd love to be a Tauren and all, there's no denying that I'd be a Troll, at least in body structure. As for class, I'd probably be a Warrior, I'm neither very quick, nor do I have the patience to read through scrolls and stuff, so I'd probably take the most basic route.

While I'd love to be a Tauren and all, there's no denying that I'd be a Troll, at least in body structure. As for class, I'd probably be a Warrior, I'm neither very quick, nor do I have the patience to read through scrolls and stuff, so I'd probably take the most basic route.

Quite simple and Tough Troll Warrior is called Troll berserker? or Am I mistaken ?
And Id like to know Whom would you side if you have your favorite person/organization.[COLOR="red"]

Blood Elf Paladin, male. They are pretty skinny and quite tall as of their body build and also quite silly or funny as personalities (WoW's character models, not in lore, I guess). So I would fit in quite nicely. I'd probably join the guard in Silvermoon City rather than make excursions out to the frontier.

Unbearded Dwarf cause it fits my body IRL and mage because I used to be really studious but now I just don't care.
So a really bad dwarf mage who would probably become an alcoholic. And by dwarf standards, not our standards.

First of all, I think I'd be undead. Why do you ask? Well to me it's pretty clear....They can't die (at least not from old age). Imagine having that ability, basically you are responsible for your own death, you can't die from natural causes.

Class - mage. Just so i can turn all my friends into sheep, imagine that trolls i can pull off with that.

If it's what I want, I'd chose night elf. I'd be a druid most likely since I like nature and animals. Bar that, I'd probably be a rogue since I'm also cunning and devious.
I'd most likely join the Cenarion Circle or the Darnassus faction and sit and help around Moonglade, Darkshore, Feralas, Ashenvale or Gilneas.