1) An apple crossed with a coconut.
Which is used as a form of currency in Bristol UK where the Sydney Opera House has just been built

2) A completely made up word meant as an insult, possibly a combination of the words "nob" and "horse" said at the same time. Origins believed to be from The Ranmoor area of Sheffield, where many confused west-country travellers find themselves trapped in a deadley war of apple bounce and cooridoor bowling

1)

Farmer 1: "I'll give you ten norse for that ay sheep aaay.."

Farmer II: "well, at the end of the day, she aint worth less dan fourteen an a 'alf norse mate,"

Farmer I: "water of a ducks back...."

2)

Alex: "not bein funny wid u bud, but that is the worst thing in the wor-ld"

a word that describes something as being awesome, without to use that horrible 90s word.
used to describe singular parts of the female anatomy or a nice car you just saw driving by.
always use fuck before it in some way, sounds better.
taken from the norse people, as they were pretty much the meaning of the word.
also used to describe manliness.

"Bro, check out that car"
"Yeah, that shit is fuckin norse"

"Hey man, see that girls tits?!"
"Fuck they were norse!"

"Norse is a fuckin norse word!"
"Yay verrily!"

"Hey Winston, where you been?"
"Oh just beat up a group of ruffians, who tried to mug me"
"Winston... you are fuckin norse mate"