Hello Friends! Wonderful captions. Thank you for all of the delightful entries.

Third place goes to Carlos with: "Do you think he saw us?"

Second place goes to N9JFE with: "Hey, you're not Angela! Where's our dinner???"

Honorable Mention goes to Scarecrow who first worked in the masked-bandits-in-jail theme with: "As jails go, this one is first rate!"

But first place simply has to go to Bill Walker who took that jail theme to a whole new level of humor with: "We demand to speak to our lawyer!"

(And just so you know, my little woodland friends are not enclosed behind bars at all!!! You are looking at an iron retaining rail that keeps drunk guests from falling off of our patio into the window well below. Eric mixes strong drinks and my family members have a tendency to suck down too many of them. Installing that railing was one of the first "home improvements" Eric and I did when we moved into this place.)

Some of the smaller carriers have taken shortcuts in safety. Not at Southwest Air, we provide alternate safety gear at no additional cost
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In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.
Diogenes Of Sinope

He: "Oh stewardess... stewardess... I seem to have left a load on the seat."
She: [heavy sigh] [under breath]"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and the strength beat the tar outta this nut job!"