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Horror Movie Trailer for <span class="highlight">ONE-EYED MONSTER</span> - starring Ron Jeremy's... ummm... his a.....errr... penis... LOL!Fri, 01 May 2009 18:24:38 -0400http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=158_1241215920
smyleThe survival of the human race is at stake!
Move over Wes Craven! Coming soon, the greatest horror movie of alllllll time! LOL!
An adult film crew go up into the hills to film in a remote cabin. While there, an alien energy enters Ron Jeremy's penis, disconnecting itself from the host, and goes on an orgy rampage trying to reproduce. It'll be up to adult film stars, camera men, and a fluffer to stop this huge 9 3/4 inch "monster" from screwing with the world... A unique homage such genre faves as JAWS, THE THING and ALIEN
This film has a lock on becoming a horror film classic... or maybe destined to the discount bin at your local video store. LOL!http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=158_1241215920smyleHorror Movie Trailer for <span class="highlight">ONE-EYED MONSTER</span> - starring Ron Jeremy's... ummm... his a.....errr... penis... LOL!One-Eyed Monster, Ron Jeremy, horror, monster penisThe Weather Channel to start applying monster names to hurricanes and tropical storms Wed, 04 Jun 2014 22:34:22 -0400http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=91e_1401935388
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by Anthony Watts
Source: http://wattsupwiththat.com/2014/06/03/weather-channel-to-start-applying-monster-names-to-hurricanes-and-tropical-storms/
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - June 3, 2014
ATLANTA - In response to the study just released from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, "Female hurricanes are deadlier than male hurricanes" (2014) doi: 10.1073/pnas.1402786111 , which suggested that female named storms don't elicit enough alarm in the general populace, resulting in lower evacuation numbers, and in keeping with the practice that TWC pioneered of naming winter storms, TWC has decided to rename Northern Hemisphere tropical storms this year, using names taken from monsters and mythology.
The study found that for highly damaging storms, the more feminine the storm's name, the more people it killed. The team's analysis suggests that changing a severe hurricane's name from the masculine "Charley" to the feminine "Eloise" could nearly triple its death toll.
The authors of the PNAS study said in their press release on the paper:
"In judging the intensity of a storm, people appear to be applying their beliefs about how men and women behave," said Sharon Shavitt, a professor of marketing at Illinois and a co-author of the report. "This makes a female-named hurricane, especially one with a very feminine name such as Belle or Cindy, seem gentler and less violent."
"If people in the path of a severe storm are judging the risk based on the storm's name, then this is potentially very dangerous."
Therefore, in the interest of public safety, TWC has decided to take the initiative and apply new names that will elicit action on the part of TWC viewers.
TWC spokesperson Tiffany Bleuhard said "While many people feel they can ride out storms, as we've seen from actual TWC operations in the field, the only people qualified to ride out hurricanes, tropical storms, and tornadoes are trained meteorologists. Our goal is to make sure that they take these storms seriously enough to heed official warnings. We feel that by giving the storms names that are appropriate to their intensity and risk, people will take them more seriously and let the experts do their jobs."
The alphabetical list of TWC named storms for 2014 follows.
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TWC 2014 NAMES OF TROPICAL STORMS (with sources and translations)
Abe Sapien (Hellboy)
Beisht Kione (Irish Mythology - "The Beast With a Black Head.")
Cyclops (one eyed monster)
Dhampir (Serbian vampire)
Ekimmu (Mesopotamian A bloodsucking ghost that resembles a pale giant with a bull's head on its shoulders.)
Futakuchi-onna (Japanese - Woman with a second mouth on the back of her head)
Godzilla (TWC received special license for this name in exchange for promoting the movie)
Hippogriff (Renaissance invention in Orlando Furioso)
Ichthyocentaur (sea-Centaur)
Jersey Devil (Demonic dragon that was given birth to by an American living in New Jersey)
Kasha (Japanese - Cat-like demon which descends from the sky and carries away corpses)
Leviathan (Jewish - Sea monster, as seen in Job 41)
Muldjewangk (Australian Aboriginal mythology - Water monster)
Nukekubi (Japanese - Disembodied, flying head that attacks people)
Ogre (Medieval folklore - Large, grotesque humanoid)
Pollo Maligno (Colombian - Man-eating chicken spirit)
Qalupalik (Inuit mythology - Aquatic human abductor)
Rhttp://www.liveleak.com/view?i=91e_1401935388copperdog3The Weather Channel to start applying monster names to hurricanes and tropical storms Weather Channel, hurricane, name, storm, monster, watts, sexist, tropical, crustacean, pink carnation, depression, margaritavilleThe Final MemberMon, 24 Feb 2014 21:00:41 -0500http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4b4_1393292853
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AussieAt that very moment, you know when you can't hold on anymore, you just HAVE to go .... drain the lizard, tame the one-eyed monster, take a leak, have a slash, etc.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=07e_1391414653AussieWhen You Gotta Go, You Gotta Goleak, whiz, wiz, pee, piss, urinate, drain the lizard, dash cam dashcamLiveLeak Live Show Chat Transcript 24/10/2013 Thu, 24 Oct 2013 19:12:51 -0400http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=32e_1382656063
internizeHello LiveLeak! A few bugs in tonight's show with a few mins off air. Definitely loads of laughs to be had though and worth a watch! I've added a wordcloud this week with many thanks to "SomeTosser" for the idea. It really shows who was most active and mentioned in the chat. I can't get the links working though without going through the whole chat and adding a hyperlink to every one of them so if you want to visit the links just copy and paste them or select and right click. Sorry about that, i'll try again to get it working for next week. I hope you all enjoy reading the madness and enjoy your night and the rest of the week!
Thanks and all the best!
zzyhund: My favourite walrus
psychomike2k1: I appear into the show and the first words out of Hayden is "Excessive Masturbation". LOL
freek1ck4ss: sers
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3000gt: Tell John to root me the eff outta here. This is dumb!
xer0: shirt and tie much?
supersplif: lol
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Grenouille: hell yeah brudda
unyks: fizzyhund: lol
Nooop: 1168 = 1500 for gayden
Meevinman: Wagner lol
OlNick: 1500 possible 250 people are women and possible 175 of those could flash us
Kunta__Kinte: 178 ONLINE LOL
IndicaJones: infractions all around!
HaHaXD: LOL
xer0: Different Mic every show?
kcollins: why cant I just watch videos
DontChipMeBro: Israel and Iran
briandee: seen it was shit
Grenouille: he's a star now
atemlos: cenzorship should apply only to trolls
Mason Man At Arms: half the people left
anglosaxonwarlord: how shiny was youy sweed hayden
Kunta__Kinte: CAN YOU FLASH YOUR MALE BOOBS?
micpets: common - this is making me sleep.......]
Cipher: MRfail say please ??
lockstock106: dropping like flies
MilkSnake: hollywood next hayden?
john1054: HAyden doesn't know about that thing that was on his nose during the news interview
DontChipMeBro: Israel and Iran
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codeblue213: you been stolen kcollens!
3000gt: Can I raise a topic that we are being forced to look at your crappy goatee
doofer: discussing censorship whilst actively enforcing censorship is hypocrisy
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OlNick: no moobs just boobs
Kunta__Kinte: LOL
Steve15425: I want to know why my video never showed up in the recent list.
scouser73: Turn the volume down, f*** sake, lol
kcollins: 842
cremation: 840 and dropping
Coffeemaker: 700 people left when they saw Hayden
DontChipMeBro: Israel and Iran
henke81: I would like to have the video window bigger then this. And have the chat smaller or the same size..
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Grenouille: LETS GET IT ON
tarnoch: droppin like flys
Kunta__Kinte: HELLO WIN!
john1054: Yeah bigern!
xer0: Big WHO?
whatsnext: no way
apphlephone4: hello
Funkytown: from texas and open carry
DontChipMeBro: Israel and Iran
Kunta__Kinte: MR NO
atemlos: let's everyone leave and make him feel stupid
swiggs: Cool!!!!
bran: BIGERN!!! WHOOHOO!
kcollins: 804
HaHaXD: YO MAMMA IS SO DUMB THAT SHE BOOKED TICKETS FOR XBOX LIVE
apphlephone4: Hello I am here
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MilkSnake: happy f*** day
DontChipMeBro: Talk about Israel and Iran
Nooop: insult = your bald!
fleshofdanny: from Texas, I have a shotgun for home
unyks: BIGGERN is allowd to leave the country?
Medic 51: Are these nuke buttons next to him??
Biologist13: snuff now or i go, ok i go lol
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raybiez: fix the audio popping please
Kunta__Kinte: ALL WRITE CAPS NOW
Grenouille: noice
PakiRambo: who the f*** is he?
itsalladream: hayden is a hat and glasses shy of HEISENBERG
Steve15425: I thought BIGERN broke his skull with a beer bottle...
HaHaXD: Me?
unyks: wow..
Freejay: Ill make a vid
micpets: Send me a t shirt and check is in the post..
xer0: its my birthday also next week....yay
Grenouille: he's your father
supersplif: f***ED AUDIO
Kunta__Kinte: DIO LEVEL SLIGHTLY TOO HIGH
cremation: nobody cares about israel and iran expect israel and iran.
Medic 51: lol
apphlephone4: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=32e_1382656063internizeLiveLeak Live Show Chat Transcript 24/10/2013 madness, hayden, live, show, broadcast, stream, liveleek, chat, transcript, 24/10/13, funny, error, bugNow It's Raining DICK ...Tribute to Charles Napier 1936-2011Wed, 19 Oct 2011 08:25:02 -0400http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d3d_1319026745
agharaziCharles L. Napier (April 12, 1936 - October 5, 2011) was an American actor known for his portrayals of square-jawed tough guys and military style.
Classic silver screen ruffian, Charles Napier, passed away on the fifth of this month. Best known for his roles in movies such as The Blues Brothers and Silence of the Lambs,Napier is famous for his world-class commanding presence on film. A bold chiseled jaw line and authoritative voice made him a perfect fit for antagonist roles across Hollywood.Charles Napier acted in One Eyed Monster in 2008. The video clip below shows Napier's monologue as Montz, detailing his past experience with the dick monster. We've spent many years cheering on lead characters in big movies as they fought against Charles Napier, and not a single bravado would have felt as vindicating without him. He will be missed.
Cheershttp://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d3d_1319026745agharaziNow It's Raining DICK ...Tribute to Charles Napier 1936-2011Now It's Raining DICK, Charles NapierThe Main CoreSun, 07 Jul 2013 20:18:44 -0400http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2ac_1373242565
NYork54Jim Stone, July 7 2013
What the NSA hacking on America really means
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When I worked for the NSA prior to 9/11, the NSA only looked outward, not inward. And I never thought the NSA ever would look inward and spy on the American people. I knew that if that ever happened the result would be catastrophic. After 9/11 I knew the NSA was looking inward to some degree, and had suspected they might be recording everything before Snowden blew the whistle, but I was not certain. Now we all can be. And I would like to go into a few things here to explain to people how grave this situation really is.
When an agency like the NSA looks outward into other countries, it cannot be a tool that is used by the governments of the countries being spied on to oppress the people in that country. When used to spy on foreigners the NSA and other similar agencies are not part of the policy making for that which they are observing. So the purpose for any spying by agencies such as the NSA will be limited to key elements of the observed nation, such as the government agencies and major companies that could present a problem to the whole of America in the future. The NSA will not pay attention to Joe the bar-b-q chef or Moe the mechanic, because on an individual level ordinary people in foreign countries are a waste of time to observe.
It is very different when such an intelligence agency looks inward at it's host population
With the NSA looking inward, especially with them recording every phone conversation and e-mail and not just the meta data, the people who understand what America really is supposed to be are now fully identified. These people, which are referred to as "the main core" represent what remains of the backbone of this once great nation, the core of which numbers 8 million with 30 or so million close enough to the main core for any psychopath to be able to justify taking out along with it. If America is to become the totally transformed Communist society that the Zionists want it to be, the main core has got to be ripped out, and the NSA has made this future event possible to accomplish with minimal effort and pin point precision.
There is no question that the elitist zionist faction wants every aspect of America it cannot control with ease wiped out, just like the elitist Zionists Bolsheviks did to the Ukranian people. And as America approaches this same reality, we have the same approximate numbers, 30 - 70 million slated for death and internment in America. With the DHS ordering well over a billion rounds of ammo, countless tens of thousands of cheap plastic coffins already purchased and sitting in storage yards, 2,700 giant heavily armed vehicles which are totally impenetrable to civilian weapons, vehicles perfectly capable of gutting American homes with high caliber gunfire right from the curb side, it is time for Americans to face a simple fact - All of the stories are more than just rumor. And because these stories are not just rumor, I would take the NSA spying on everyone VERY seriously.
It's too late
If you think Americans can change this situation with a 300 million eyed monster observing everyone's every move, you are off in fantasy land somewhere. It is GAME OVER. You cannot beat this monster with a cute little encryption trick performed on a compromised operating system with a compromised processor tapped into via a compromised internet. I see all of the new stupid pet trick type encryption fantasies some people are parading on the web now to "secure" themselves against the NSA as some sort of useless bubble gum fad, IF YOU WORKED FOR THEM AND UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON, YOU WOULD REALIZE SUCH EFFORTS ARE AS LAUGHABLE AS TRYING TO FIX A SEMI WITH A PLASTIC BARBIE TOOL SET. And if you are even able to HAVE that barbie tool set and try to use it, you are already flagged for elimination anyway. You should be focusing your efforts on other subjects like GETTING THE HELL OUT.
And they know who you are. They know you know. They know if you have guns. They know you are not pleased with Obama, Bush, and false flag terror. They know you probably know the truth about the "holocaust", the truth about vaccines, GMO, and any other number of your particular pet topics that make them itch. They know where you are going to bug out to, and they know what you bought for it. If your car is 2005 or newer, they will watch you go to your bug out place and nail you there. Ditto if you are stupid enough to bring your cell, or bring anyone elses for that matter.
Your only option is to get to Iceland, Venezuela, Ecuador or any other country that proved itself with Snowden before the axe falls. Unlike the illegal immigrant "problem" America has, a large scale influx of Americans into nations such as Ecuador would intellectually launch any country that accepted them 30 years into the future because it won't be the idiots fleeing America, it will be the cream of the crop - those smart enough to see the asteroid coming. And if for any of the 500 reasons America now revokes passports from complete non criminals you are one of the 50 million that does not have one, GO INTO THE FOREIGN EMBASSIES AND START REQUESTING ASYLUM NOW.
When the axe falls
When the axe falls, you WON'T be running to Mexico because the border fence was for YOU, and unlike the B.S. you were told, it is totally impassable if you can even get to it. The border is so well surveilled now that you can't even get close to that fence which is impossible to get across even if you do. I know this because I spent four days in the back country border zone observing what is going on. Believe me, the security is real, and it is for stopping Americans, NOT Mexicans. And if you think Canada will save you, WAKE UP.
When the axe falls, the Zionist Bolsheviks who run the U.S. government will be on the diplomatic channels to all nations saying it is fair and balanced and everyone will get a fair trial, so anyone who is complaining here and asking for asylum is some sort of lunatic. They will have PR campaigns of epic proportions coming out of Hollywood and paid for advertisements in all prospective refuge nations, calling you a criminal or a nut case or a deadbeat to hinder your asylum bid. They will have the CIA working overtime, and the zionist factions within the not totally infiltrated prospective asylum nations working overtime in secret to flip public opinion against you. If you were part of America's main core, they have ONE objective for you - to burn you to ashes or bury you in a pit somewhere, and that objective does not involve allowing you to escape to bring the seeds of America out of the country to sprout a whole new "problem" for them elsewhere.http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2ac_1373242565NYork54The Main CoreThe Main CoreWhy Depardieu, the rich and the poor flee France and HollandeTue, 25 Dec 2012 15:17:25 -0500http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1f1_1356466076
kauanIs it a tempest in a glass of water, as would ask inspector Clouseau? I
don't know, may be. French superstar Gerard Depardieu wants to give back
his passport ; he is tired of paying so much taxes, up to 85% of his
income, tired too of being insulted repeatedly in a country where public
insulting has become a full-time job, involving now even the PM, his
cabinet and a bunch of petty manipulators of opinion. If you study the
case, you will find that the partisans of tax-raising are the worst
warmongers too. Nobody is perfect, yet someone has the ability to be
totally imperfect!
Depardieu is facing a French &quot;new wave&quot; of insults and sarcasms. Since
the government's official newspaper, Liberation, has insulted Bernard
Arnault, the prestigious manager of LVMH and the richest man in Europe
for having fled to Belgium (&quot;scram, you rich jerk!&quot;), nobody is spared
by the French autocratic press, financed by public money and the
unavoidable Rothschild heir, who enjoys wasting his money in crippled
media. So the French star is being labelled a jerk, a lame-duck, a vile
servant, even an asshole (in the front-page!) not to say worse... lately
a French actor, a rather radical chic one, Philippe Torreton, used
again the tribune of Liberation to insult our national Obelix! Yet our
last national glory, Brigitte Bardot, has replied violently, as she is
used to do: &quot;The unknown Torreton, may keep his thrash, his vulgarity
and his jealousy, his rage too to insult those who deserve better than
him.&quot; Dear BB: she is finally defending the Gauls, after having spent so
much time in defending less valuable mammals!
Since he has been elected, Francois Hollande
has been perfect, having committed what we call a &quot;sans-faute&quot;; he is
flawless, an almost perfect president, for being worse than Sarkozy ,
Chirac, Mitterrand, whoever has been here lately! He has increased the
French war-effort in Syria; raised a lot of new taxes, discouraged
private initiative, impoverished the poor and hunting down the rich with
hounds of technocrats, clerks and reporters turned into insulting
jokers. The number of unemployed is soaring every month, up to more than
three millions, and no employer is willing to take risks in a country
driven by a somewhat loony rhetoric of equality. The PM Ayrault had even
the guts of asking -with a threatening tone- his victims to stay in
their country in order to pay more taxes for the increasing number of
poor, the always ill-treated immigrants and the victims of a system that
has driven him to power! It is like if Hitler had asked Einstein to
stay in Germany in order to help Heisenberg build the atomic bomb!
Anyway the socialists are already losing all local elections, and the
unpopularity of inexperienced and incompetent Hollande is at its high.
The French socialist everlasting melodrama is then taking a new course, after the sex-scandal involving DSK; a dimension made of hatred, aggressiveness, bitterness and thrash.
Despite ten million articles we don't even know if Hollande's current
girl-friend is actually divorced or not! Yet we had no choice indeed:
voting again for Sarkozy? Oh, my God... Better fleeing France -or
Holland, or the now infamous Euroland - before it is too late...
Gerard Depardieu is not alone in his fight against this &quot;green-eyed monster&quot; or bureaucratic machine. He has been helped by the fact that many rich people are leaving France; that
many stars like Alain Delon (who even renounced his French nationality a
few years ago) and sportsmen (rally ace Sebastian Loeb) already settled
in Switzerland or in Belgium; that many showbiz people, including
Brigitte Bardot, have advocated for more respect for the image of a man
and actor who has incarnated with an inspiring power his decaying
country so many times. Of course many little buzzards will still insult
him and his supporters.
In France, said once French genius Cocteau, equality means beheading the heads that dominate. France is not Russia; unlike Russia she has not digested her failed revolution turned
into a petit-bourgeois everlasting republic made of complex of inferiority, rabid humour, jealousy and addiction to civil jobs (80 000 candidates for each concourse of postmen!).
One may say that despite these evidences Depardieu is still too rich to be complained. But is the one thousand euros generation happier?
A commentator has recently written that France is insupportable, that she is unbearable. He has added an interesting point: many poor Frenchmen are leaving France or want to
leave her. Why? If France is such a socialist paradise, why do the poor
run away from her?
I'll tell why: because the French socialist ideal is made of strenuous mediocrity. Because it is uneasy to stand a lifetime on a dole of one thousand euros or less, especially in
brave old Paris where you hardly rent eighteen squared meters for than
sum! Young Frenchmen are voting with their feet too because it has
become - thanks to Chirac and Sarkozy too - an &quot;insupportable&quot; country,
an oasis of ugliness, a concentration camp of politically correct, a
horror of cop-control and bureaucracy and a paradise of rising taxes,
not to mention a pretension to glary cynicism and repentance! Here we
don't either stand any mark of faith or religion, thanks to our lay bias
and obsessive anticlericalism, not to mention patriotism, which
explains French aggressiveness towards Russian one. There may be not
such antipathetic country in the world, except maybe America, which at
least spares her wealthy minions and keeps with Hollywood and the Fed
printed dollars some of her fading charisma...
In March 68 a famous commentator wrote in Le Monde
- a newspaper that is the shadow of what it used to be- that France is
bored. Not now: thanks to Depardieu we know yet that France is poor but
not bored. Her sleep is merely bad. We shall see if she can awake. For
the mediocre message of Hollande, &quot;raise the taxes and drop the flag&quot;,
is rather frustrating.
Source: http://english.pravda.ru/society/stories/21-12-2012/123264-Gerard_Depardieu-0/http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1f1_1356466076kauanWhy Depardieu, the rich and the poor flee France and HollandeEurope EUSSR European Socialist Union France Francoise Hollande Socialism Communism Chirac Sarkozy Gerard Depardieu Brigitte Bardot Asterix Obelix French Belgian Belgium Switzerland NationalityHear my Prayer - Destroy the IlluminatiThu, 24 May 2012 12:13:25 -0400http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=36c_1337875906
wolfvisorI'm 100% for true spirituality and 0% for religion. Death to the half-blind, one-eyed, misshapen, pointy-headed monster.http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=36c_1337875906wolfvisorHear my Prayer - Destroy the Illuminatilord's,prayer,our,father,amen,destroy,Illuminati,hear,spiritual,faith,behold,media,spud4x,wolfvisorMelting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic LairsWed, 23 Sep 2009 01:16:08 -0400http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ac7_1253682784
jumpingforJoyZACKENBERG RESEARCH STATION, GREENLAND-Claiming it to be one of the most dramatic and visible signs of climate change to date, researchers said Monday that receding polar ice caps have revealed nearly 200 clandestine lairs once buried deep beneath hundreds of feet of Arctic ice.
Enlarge Image Melting Ice Cap
"We always assumed there would be some secret lairs here and there, but the sheer number now being exposed is indeed troubling," said noted climatologist Anders Lorenzen, who claimed that the Arctic ice caps have shrunk at the alarming rate of 41,000 square miles per year. "In August alone we discovered 44 mad scientist laboratories, three highly classified military compounds, and seven reanimated and very confused cavemen. That's more than twice the number we had found in the previous three decades combined."
"This is no longer conjecture," Lorenzen added. "This is a full-blown crisis."
According to oceanographers, the Arctic Circle has been devastated by the effects of global warming in recent years, threatening hundreds of men and women who use the frozen tundra as a place to conduct bizarre experiments in human-animal grafting, carry out massive government cover-ups, or simply as a hidden headquarters from which to battle the forces of evil and fight crime.
"Last week a giant ice sheet broke off and split my prized underground complex nearly in half," said Dr. Raygun, a self-described psychotic mastermind best known for his diabolical thought-control experiments. "Now millions of dollars in state-of-the-art doomsday devices are gone-all because of the environmental carnage wrought by the human race."
"You spend your whole career concocting a brilliant scheme to wipe out all of mankind, and what happens?" Dr. Raygun continued. "They bring about a major global catastrophe completely on their own, those fools!"
Enlarge Image Scientist
Evil Scientist Dr. Raygun has begun the expensive task of moving his entire mutant staff to their Titan moon base.
Scientists predict the problem will only get worse as rising temperatures release methane trapped in Arctic permafrost, perpetuating the warming cycle and threatening the habitats of those who depend on the ice caps for safety from the prying, meddling public.
Earlier this week a flying saucer surfaced and is reportedly still pulsating with increasingly intense, unearthly colors. And late last month, a mystical order of Nazi occultists emerged from an underground bunker where they had spent decades communing with the Hyperborean gods and attempting to breed a new Aryan super-species destined to destroy Homo sapiens and rule the earth for untold millennia.
The 12 elderly Germans were detained by local law enforcement in Wainwright, AK.
According to a Natural Resources Defense Council survey, 78 percent of sinister one-eyed industrialists based in the Arctic have been forced to relocate their powerful underworld shadow governments, with many now secretly orchestrating world affairs from dormant volcanoes on remote islands.
Many villains have also been forced to change their entire way of life.
Zawallah, the super-intelligent ape whose gold-teleporter crippled the global economy during the 1980s, recently ceased operation of his orbital heat cannon. Others, meanwhile, are genuinely concerned about the effect that increased temperatures may have on the future of humanity.
"Gwaahhhhrrr-huaawwwrr-gwaahhhrrrr," cried test subject PR-433809-21, the ghastly result of a human cloning experiment gone horribly awry. "Pwwwuuuagharrgh!"
But not all inhabitants of the polar ice caps are upset by global warming. Last month saw the thawing out of a team of British explorers frozen in 1848. Expedition members told reporters they were confident that, if more ice melts, they can finally complete their original mission of discovering a Northwest Passage.
For the time being, most researchers have shifted their attention away from the ice caps and toward finding a way to contain the giant reptile monster Bizarricus, who was trapped in an ice floe by Japanese scientists in the 1950s and has now returned to teach the world a lesson about the folly of man.http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ac7_1253682784jumpingforJoyMelting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic LairsMelting Ice CapsTHE ATHEIST ATROCITIES FALLACY - HITLER, STALIN &amp; POL POTMon, 27 Oct 2014 16:08:18 -0400http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=787_1414440218
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In Memory of Christopher Hitchens
Religious apologists, particularly those of the Christian variety, are big fans of what I have dubbed, the atheist atrocities fallacy. Christians commonly employ this fallacy to shield their egos from the harsh reality of the brutality of their own religion, by utilizing a most absurd form of the tu quoque ("you too") fallacy, mingled with numerous other logical fallacies and historical inaccuracies. Despite the fact that the atheist atrocities fallacy has already been thoroughly exposed by Hitchens and other great thinkers, it continues to circulate amongst the desperate believers of a religion in its death throes. Should an atheist present a believer with the crimes committed by the Holy See of the Inquisition(s), the Crusaders and other faith-wielding misanthropes, they will often hear the reply; "Well, what about Stalin, Pol Pot and Hitler? They were atheists, and they killed millions!"
Given the obstinate nature of religious faith and the wilful ignorance it cultivates in the mind of the believer, I am quite certain that this article will not be the final nail in this rancid and rotting coffin. Having said this, I do hope it will contribute to the arsenal required by those who value reason, facts and evidence, in their struggle against the fallacies perpetually flaunted by those who do not value the truth above their own egocentric delusions, delusions inspired by an unquenchable thirst for security, no matter how frighteningly false its foundation.
Before addressing the primary weaknesses of the atheist atrocities fallacy itself, I would like to attend to each of these three homicidal stooges; Stalin, Pol Pot and Hitler, who are constantly trotted out to defend a religious worldview. I will lend Hitler the most time, as the claim that he was an atheist represents a most egregious violation of the truth.
HITLER
"Besides that, I believe one thing: there is a Lord God! And this Lord God creates the peoples." ~Adolf Hitler
"We were convinced that the people need and require this faith. We have therefore undertaken the fight against the atheistic movement, and that not merely with a few theoretical declarations; we have stamped it out" ~Adolf Hitler
Hitler was a Christian. This undeniable fact couldn't be made any clearer than by his own confessions. Yet, I will not merely present you with these testimonies, as damning as they happen to be on their own, but I also intend on furnishing you with a brief history of the inherent anti-Semitism of the Christian religion. I will do so to demonstrate beyond any reasonable doubt that Hitler and his Christian Nazi Party were acting in complete concordance with traditional Christian anti-Semitism.
To begin, here are just a few of Hitler's Christian confessions:
"My feelings as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter. It points me to the man who once in loneliness, surrounded by a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned men to fight against them and who, God's truth! was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter. In boundless love as a Christian and as a man I read through the passage which tells us how the Lord at last rose in His might and seized the scourge to drive out of the Temple the brood of vipers and adders. How terrific was His fight for the world against the Jewish poison. To-day, after two thousand years, with deepest emotion I recognize more profoundly than ever before the fact that it was for this that He had to shed His blood upon the Cross. As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice...For as a Christian I have also a duty to my own people."
"The greatness of Christianity did not arise from attempts to make compromises with those philosophical opinions of the ancient world which had some resemblance to its own doctrine, but in the unrelenting and fanatical proclamation and defense of its own teaching."
"His life is of this world only and his mentality is as foreign to the true spirit of Christianity as is character was foreign to the great Founder of this new creed two thousand years ago. And the Founder of Christianity made no secret indeed of His estimation of the Jewish people. When He found it necessary He drove those enemies of the human race out of the Temple of God; because then, as always, they used religion as a means of advancing their commercial interests. But at that time Christ was nailed to the Cross for his attitude towards the Jews..."
Over and above these solid testimonies, there are other equally strong pieces of evidence that indicate that Hitler was a Christian, like the fact that his soldiers all wore the slogan, 'Gott Mit Uns' (God with us) on their belts, that his birthday was "celebrated from the pulpits until his death," as Hitchens so eloquently put it, and that the Nazis published their own slightly revised Christian bible. As the late great Hitchens has already addressed many of these uncomfortable facts, I would now like to move onto an assessment of the Nazi's horrendous treatment of the Jews in light of Christian history.
Christian anti-Semitism (From the Beginning of the Christian Era)
"His blood be upon us and our children" ~"Matthew" 27:25
Prior to Constantine's legitimization of the Christian religion in the fourth century, Christian anti-Semitism was confined to the canonical and non-canonical works of Christian authors and Church fathers. From the fifth century onward, the fantasies of the ante-Nicene fathers began to manifest into brutal violence.
In the first volume of my three volume book series, (I Am Christ), I trace the concentration camps of World War II all the way back to the Gospel of "John." In that book, I said:
From all of the evidence available in the volumes of historical works, both Christian and non-Christian, it is clear that there is an unbroken chain of hatred, intolerance, and racism toward the Jews, which began with "John's" Gospel (see also the Synoptic gospels) and continued all the way down into the twentieth century, ending with Hitler's bloody campaign against the Church's most despised enemies.
More than a few bible scholars have made mention of the virulent anti-Semitism of John's gospel. This anonymous and falsely named piece of work goes beyond its synoptic counterparts (Matthew, Mark and Luke) to directly accuse the Jewish people of being the "sons of Satan" (John 8:44), thereby demonizing the Jewish people and opening the door to a millennia of Jewish suffering at the hands of credulous Christian maniacs.
In Porter's Dictionary of Biblical Criticism and Interpretation, Porter notes:
...particularly within the post-Holocaust growing sensitivity to the history and consequences of Christian anti-Judaism, has been the concern about the anti-Judaism or even (potential) anti-Semitism of the Gospel; its characteristic antithetical use of 'the Jews' (NB 8:34-47), hardly neutralized by appeals to 3:16 and 4:22, has earned it the epithet 'the father of the anti-Semitism of the Christians': (Bieringer 2001).
Some scholars have sought to make sense of the anti-Semitic rhetoric in John by way of a historical exegesis of the text. At around the time John was written, toward the end of the first century, Christians were being expelled from the Synagogues for the heresy of worshipping a false messiah. It was at this moment in history, many speculate, Christianity broke completely away from its parent religion, Judaism.
In Robert Kysar's Voyages with John, he enunciates the anti-Semitism within the Johannine community and also looks at some of the theories that have sought to explain the context of the origins of anti-Jewish racism amongst Christians in general, saying:
Over twelve years ago Samuel Sandmel correctly observed, "John is widely regarded as either the most anti-Semitic or at least the most overtly anti-Semitic of the gospels." Little has been done to ameliorate that harsh judgment since it was first written. While efforts have been made to soften the impact of the tone of John when it comes to Jews and Judaism, the fact remains that a reading of the gospel tends to confirm Sandmel's judgment. Still, recent theories for understanding the historical setting of the writing of the Fourth Gospel do offer some ways of interpreting the harshness with which the gospel treats Jews and Judaism. Such theories do not change the tone of the gospel but offer a way of explaining that tone.
The historical setting Kysar was referring to pertained to the expulsion of the Johannine Christians from the Synagogues, as he explains in the following words:
An increasingly clear picture emerges from all these studies grounded in the hypothesis that the gospel was written in response to the exclusion of the Johannine church from the synagogue and the subsequent dialogue between these two religious parties. The subject of the picture is a defensive and threatened Christian community, attempting to reshape its identity isolated from the synagogue and its Jewish roots.
But Christian anti-Semitism cannot be laid solely on the shoulders of the anonymous author of John, as the passion narratives contained in all four gospels were also co-conspirators in the crimes committed against Jewish families. To illustrate this fact we have the testimonies of various Church fathers.
"He (Jesus Christ) made known the one and only true God, His Father, and underwent the passion, and endured the cross at the hands of the Christ-killing Jews..." ~Ignatius of Antioch (2nd Century Apostolic Father)
Further, the second century Church father and apologist Justin Martyr, in his Dialogue with the Jewish philosopher Trypho, said:
"For other nations have not inflicted on us and on Christ this wrong to such an extent as you have, who in very deed are the authors of the wicked prejudice against the Just One, and us who hold by Him. For after that you had crucified Him, the only blameless and righteous Man,- through whose stripes those who approach the Father by Him are healed, -when you knew that He had risen from the dead and ascended to heaven, as the prophets foretold He would, you not only did not repent of the wickedness which you had committed..."
Going into the fifth Christian century, the racism of the Church continued with Pope Leo "the Great," who, in an Easter Sermon on the Passion of Christ, exhorted:
"And when morning was come all the chief priests and elders of the people took counsel against Jesus to put him to death." This morning, O ye Jews, was for you not the rising, but the setting of the sun, nor did the wonted daylight visit your eyes, but a night of blackest darkness brooded on your naughty hearts. This morning overthrew for you the temple and its altars, did away with the Law and the Prophets, destroyed the Kingdom and the priesthood, turned all your feasts into eternal mourning. For ye resolved on a mad and bloody counsel, ye "fat bulls," ye "many oxen," ye "roaring" wild beasts, ye rabid "dogs," to give up to death the Author of life and the LORD of glory; and, as if the enormity of your fury could be palliated by employing the verdict of him, who ruled your province, you lead Jesus bound to Pilate's judgment, that the terror-stricken judge being overcome by your persistent shouts, you might choose a man that was a murderer for pardon, and demand the crucifixion of the Saviour of the world."
Also in the fifth century, John Chrysostom, a most vile and capricious Church father, in his work, Orations Against The Jews, wrote:
And the Jews are more savage than any highwaymen; they do greater harm to those who have fallen among them. They did not strip off their victim's clothes nor inflict wounds on his body as did those robbers on the road to Jericho. The Jews have mortally hurt their victim's soul, inflicted on it ten thousand wounds, and left it lying in the pit of ungodliness.
Although I have only provided a few of the litany of examples available, anti-Semitic rhetoric permeated the very fabric of Christian history and was eventually the inspiration for the founder of the Protestant Church, Martin Luther, who told Protestant Christians that they would be at fault if they didn't slaughter Jews.
Further still, citing Luther's own words from his polemic, On the Jews and their Lies, and the work of one of Luther's biographers, Robert Michael, who documented various speeches spewed into the ears of Luther's listeners, we suffer the following racist profanities:
"...the Jews are a base, whoring people, that is, no people of God, and their boast of lineage, circumcision, and law must be accounted as filth." They are full of the "devil's faeces ...which they wallow in like swine." The synagogue was a "defiled bride, yes, an incorrigible whore and an evil slut ..." He argues that their synagogues and schools be set on fi re, their prayer books destroyed, rabbis forbidden to preach, homes razed, and property and money confiscated. They should be shown no mercy or kindness, afforded no legal protection, and these "poisonous envenomed worms" should be drafted into forced labor or expelled for all time.
In Louis A. Ruprecht Jr's This Tragic Gospel - How John Corrupted the Heart of Christianity, he remarks on the similarity between Luther's hatred of the Jews and the racist rhetoric of John's gospel, saying:
First, then, to his declaration of war on Jews, Luther 's evolving anti-Semitism is legendary and assuredly represents one of the darkest chapters in this polemicist ' s long career. Luther argues against the Jews precisely as John's Jesus did.
Having successfully connected the anti-Semitism of John to the founder of the Protestant Church, all we need do now is establish a connection between Luther's racism and Hitler's.
To confirm this association, I call upon the testimony of the former Dean of St. Paul's Cathedral, William Inge. The late Dean said of the atrocities committed by Hitler and his Nazi Party:
"If we wish to find a scapegoat on whose shoulders we may lay the miseries which Germany has brought on the world, I am more and more convinced that the worst evil genius of that country, is not Hitler or Bismarck or Frederick the Great, but Martin Luther."
But this is just one learned man's opinion, right? Wrong. Numerous scholars and commentators have remarked on the Lutheran origin of Hitler's anti-Semitism, no less Hitler himself:
The great protagonists are those who fight for their ideas and ideals despite the fact that they receive no recognition at the hands of their contemporaries. They are the men whose memories will be enshrined in the hearts of the future generations....To this group belong not only the genuinely great statesmen but all the great reformers as well. Beside Frederick the Great we have such men as Martin Luther and Richard Wagner.
Despite the overwhelming evidence that Hitler and his Nazi Party were heavily influenced by Martin Luther's anti-Semitic teachings, and the present consensus amongst historical scholars, which rests upon this mountain of evidence, a handful of Christian scholars have sought in vain to draw petty distinctions between Hitler's anti-Semitism and Martin Luther's.
Martin Brecht, for example, argued that there was a vast difference between Hitler's anti-Semitism and Martin Luther's. For Luther, Brecht argued, the rejection of Christ was the significant source of contempt, whereas for Hitler it was purely racial. Yet such hollow distinctions are washed away not only by the wealth of evidence indicating the Nazi's admiration for Luther, but the direct influence that Christian anti-Semitism had on Hitler and his Christian Nazi Party.
Notwithstanding his honesty, the good Dean of St. Paul's Cathedral was too short-sighted to see, lest admit, that the roots of violent anti-Semitism didn't begin with Martin Luther, but in the very building blocks of his beloved religion. Was he ignorant of the vile and racist words of Justin Martyr, John Chrysostom and the majority of bigoted Christian fathers, who all railed against the Jews with the ferocious fervour of Hitler himself? Did he not read of the atrocities committed by St. Cyril of Alexandria in the fifth century that saw Jewish families put to the sword? Surely he had read of the Crusaders' barbarism toward the Jews along the road to their bloodthirsty war with the equally bloodthirsty Muslims of the eleventh and twelfth centuries, and all of the countless anti-Semitic edicts enunciated by Church councils throughout the centuries, edicts all based upon the very foundations of a rotten and racist religion.
Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire. Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them. Matthew 8:17-20
Presented in the illuminating light of its proper historical context, one can see that the rotten fruit of Nazi anti-Semitism was born from Hitler's conviction in his Lord and saviour, Jesus Christ, and the poisonous tree of the Christian religion.
STALIN
Of these three characters, Stalin was the only confirmed atheist, yet Hitchens thoroughly dealt with the religious nature of Stalin's dictatorship in a manner that has left religious apologists without sufficient reply. Notwithstanding the fact that Stalin was raised as a Christian under the religious influence of his mother, who enrolled him in seminary school, and that Stalin later took it upon himself to study for the priesthood, as Hitchens and others have pointed out, Stalin merely stepped into a ready-made religious tyranny, constructed by the Russian Orthodox Church and paved with the teachings of St. Paul.
Let every soul be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and the authorities that exist are appointed by God. Therefore whoever resists the authority resists the ordinance of God, and those who resist will bring judgment on themselves. Romans 13:1-2
Such teachings were the inspirational well from which the Russian Orthodox Church drew their justifications to support this new Tsar, causing the more sensible fringe of the Church to flee to the United States in contravention of St. Paul's teachings.
Here then, the central premise of Hitchens' argument is worthy of reiteration. Had Stalin inherited a purely rational secular edifice, one established upon the ethos espoused by the likes of Lucretius, Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Paine, Einstein and other free thinking and rational secularists, then the apologist's argument would hold slightly more weight, but such wasn't the case. Stalin merely tore the existing religious labels off the Christian Inquisition, the enforcement of Christian orthodoxy, the Crusades, the praising of the priesthood, messianism, and Edenic ideas of a terrestrial religious-styled utopia, and re-branded them with the red of communism. Had this Christian machine not been in place, then it is more than likely Stalin wouldn't have had the vehicle he needed to succeed in causing so much suffering in the name of his godless religion, Communism.
To quote Hitchens:
For Joseph Stalin, who had trained to be a priest in a seminary in Georgia, the whole thing was ultimately a question of power. "How many divisions," he famously and stupidly inquired, "has the pope?" (The true answer to his boorish sarcasm was, "More than you think.") Stalin then pedantically repeated the papal routine of making science conform to dogma, by insisting that the shaman and charlatan Trofim Lysenko had disclosed the key to genetics and promised extra harvests of specially inspired vegetables. (Millions of innocents died of gnawing internal pain as a consequence of this "revelation.") This Caesar unto whom all things were dutifully rendered took care, as his regime became a more nationalist and statist one, to maintain at least a puppet church that could attach its traditional appeal to his.
I shan't rehash Hitchens' arguments in full, but if you would like to learn more about the details of his logically sound and beautifully crafted reply to this fallacious charge, I suggest you read chapter seventeen of his book, 'God is Not Great - How Religion Poisons Everything.'
Hitchens was not alone in seeing the parallels between Russia's old supernatural religion and its new secular one.
In Emilio Gentile's 'Politics as Religion,' Gentile describes the sacralising of Stalin's regime in the following words:
The sacralization of the party opened the way to the sacralization of Stalin when he became the supreme leader. After 1929, the political religion of Russia mainly concentrated on the deification of Stalin, who until his death in 1953 dominated the party and Soviet system like a tyrannical and merciless deity.
That vast and seemingly bottomless "reservoir of religious credulity," as Hitchens so eloquently phrased it, which served to subdue the servile Soviets for hundreds of years beneath the yoke of an equally brutal supernatural religion, was the very fountain of boundless unthinking acquiescence that Stalin, having adorned himself in the Tsar's clothes, utilized to send countless innocent Russians to their deaths. Where would Stalin have found such docile servitude, servitude that fed the flames of his secular religious tyranny, had Lucretius, Thomas Paine, Albert Einstein or Thomas Jefferson bestowed upon these poor religious Russians, their intellectual legacy? To answer in a word, nowhere.
POL POT
Pol Pot, possibly not even an atheist, but almost certainly a Buddhist, believed in the teachings of the Buddha, no matter how perverted his interpretations may or may not have been. His violence, much like the violence of many earlier religionists, wasn't the result of a lack of belief in a god, whether Zeus, Osiris, Yahweh, or the god-like Buddha of Mahayana Buddhism, but in the megalomaniacal belief that heaven or destiny was guiding him to improve the state of affairs for all those who could be forced to share his misguided utopian delusions. Not only was Pol Pot a Theravada Buddhist, but the soil in which his atrocities were sewn was also very Buddhist.
In Alexander Laban Hinton's book, 'Why Did They Kill?: Cambodia in the Shadow of Genocide,' Hinton drew attention to the role that the belief in karma played in Pol Pot's Cambodia, particularly with regards to the cementation of a docilely accepted social hierarchy, not too dissimilar from Stalin's ready-made Russian religious tyranny, as well as highlighting the Buddhist origins of Pol Pot's ideological initiatives.
Hinton remarks:
This line of thinking about revolutionary consciousness directly parallels Buddhist thought, with the "Party line" and "collective stand" being substituted for dhamma...One could certainly push this argument further , contending that the Khmer Rouge attempted to assume the monk's traditional role as moral instructor (teaching their new brand of "mindfulness") and that DK regime's glorification of asceticism, detachment, the elimination of attachment and desire, renunciation (of material goods and personal behaviors, sentiments, and attitudes), and purity paralleled prominent Buddhist themes...
I have only presented a small snippet of the available evidence that points to religion's role in Pol Pot's crimes, and there is not one single piece of solid evidence that Pol Pot was an atheist, so let us once and for all dispense with that speculative piece of religious propaganda. Pol Pot spent close to a decade at Catholic school and nearly as long studying at a Buddhist institution, so religious education was something he had in common with both Hitler and Stalin, but I would never use such data-mined facts to assert that religious education invariably inspires tyrants to commit atrocities, although a case for such a proposition could probably be made without committing too many logical and historical inaccuracies. I won't even bother sharing the un-sourced quote from Prince Norodom Sihanouk that Christians present as "proof" that Pol Pot was an atheist, as its origin is not only dubious, but its contents reflect a belief in heaven, which, if genuine, negates any claim that Pol Pot was an atheist.
THE ATHEIST ATROCITIES FALLACY
The atheist atrocities fallacy is a multifaceted and multidimensional monster, comprised of a cocktail of illogically contrived arguments. It is, at its core, a tu quoque fallacy, employed to deflect justified charges of religious violence, by erroneously charging atheism with similar, if not worse, conduct. But it is much more than this, for within its tangled and mangled edifice can be found the false analogy fallacy, the poisoning of the well fallacy, the false cause fallacy, and even an implied slippery slope fallacy.
Tu quoque ("You Too") Fallacy
The Tuquoque fallacy is an informal fallacy used to dismiss criticism by means of deflection. Instead of addressing an accusation or charge, the perpetrator of this fallacy will offer an example of their opponent's alleged hypocrisy with regards to the allegation. This is precisely how Christian apologists employ the atheist atrocities fallacy.
To give you an example of this fallacy in action, we need only examine the reply of renowned Christian apologist, Dinesh D'Souza, to charges of religious violence:
And who can deny that Stalin and Mao , not to mention Pol Pot and a host of others, all committed atrocities in the name of a Communist ideology that was explicitly atheistic?
"...it is interesting to find that people of faith now seek defensively to say that they are no worse than fascists or Nazis or Stalinists." ~Christopher Hitchens
This fallacy will be often employed with an added sprinkle of one-upmanship, with the apologist using the immense scale of secular atrocities to argue that atheism is worse than religion. However, if we were to honestly calculate those victims of ritual and religious sacrifice across the entire planet, the total number of witches burned and drowned across Europe and in America, the near genocides of the Pacific Islanders by the London Missionary Society, and similar missionary organizations, the dismembered bodies of the Saint Francis Xavier's Inquisition in Goa, the disembowelled remains of the Anabaptists in Europe, the men, women and children murdered by Muslim conquerors from the Middle-East to Spain, the stoned and strangled blasphemers in Christian states of the past and Muslim ones of the modern age, and all of the unmarked graves of all of the victims of religion, from the dawn of that plague to now, I am quite certain that the numbers game would prove to be an unfruitful one for the desperate apologist.
This brings us to our next fallacy.
False Analogy Fallacy
This fallacy depends upon the existence of an often minor analogous factor, in this case, the belief in god versus a lack of belief in god, god being the analogous component, and extrapolating from this minor analogy, conditions that are alleged to affect both positions, when the truth of the matter happens to be, the two (religion and atheism) are not analogous at all.
For apologists to overcome the existence of this fallacy, they must show that atheism is a religion, but the very definition of atheism circumvents any such attempt. Atheism, although encompassing varying degrees of disbelief, is not a system of beliefs, but an unsystematic absence of god-belief, that is all. It has no doctrines, traditions and most importantly, no beliefs. Unless there is some secret atheist bible from which Stalin drew inspiration for his crimes, there is absolutely no reason to suggest that his lack of belief in a supernatural deity had anything to do with his messianic and maniacal behaviour.
This takes us to the next fallacy in this medley of intellectually dishonest apologetics.
False Cause Fallacy
The fallacy of false cause occurs whenever the link between premise and conclusion
depends on some imagined causal connection that probably does not exist.
Example 1:
Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot were all non-figure skaters. Therefore we can conclude that not being a figure skater causes a person to commit atrocities.
Example 2:
None of these three dictators believed in the existence of leprechauns, hence the lack of belief in leprechauns causes people to commit atrocities.
The imaginary atheist bible is a great hypothetical answer to this fallacy, yet such a collection of manuscripts does not exist, nor do any unwritten doctrines that a dictator who happens to lack belief in a god would be able to employ to commit such religious-styled atrocities. In the absence of any written or unwritten atheist doctrines, the apologist must show that a lack of belief in god was a causal factor in the atrocities committed, but to do so, they must conversely demonstrate that had these tyrants believed in a god, they wouldn't have committed such crimes against humanity, which brings us right back to our Christian Inquisitions, Holy Crusades, missionary atrocities and all of the other dirt directly derived from religion that this fallacy attempts to quietly sweep under the rug.
Poisoning the Well Fallacy
When someone presents adverse information about, or associates unfavourable characters, characteristics or qualities with, a targeted person, or in this case, worldview (atheism), with the intention of undermining it, this is known as poisoning the well. "Stalin was an atheist, therefore atheism is dangerous." By associating atheism with these three villains of history, the religious apologist is attempting to throw an unjustified negative light on atheism.
Aren't atheists and anti-theists doing the same thing when they associate Christianity with the Spanish Inquisition? No. The Spanish Inquisition was directly caused and inspired by the very foundations of the Christian religion, i.e., the Bible and Church doctrines and traditions. The fallacy doesn't exist when there is a legitimate association between the poison and its target.
To give you a hypothetical example of this legitimate association, just imagine that John smith has offered a friend of yours a too-good-to-be-true investment opportunity, and John has previously been convicted of fraud on multiple occasions. If you inform your friend about John's prior convictions you are not poisoning the well, but stressing a legitimate association between the poison (fraud convictions) and the target (John Smith). Such association is certainly the case with the religious atrocities committed as a direct result of scripture, ecclesiastical edicts, tradition, and clerical authority.
Slippery Slope Fallacy
The slippery slope fallacy is a species of the false cause fallacy that seeks to present a conclusion of an argument that is dependent upon an unlikely chain of events.
In Hurely's Concise Introduction to Logic, he offers the following example:
Immediate steps should be taken to outlaw pornography once and for all. The continued manufacture and sale of pornographic material will almost certainly lead to an increase in sex-related crimes such as rape and incest. This in turn will gradually erode the moral fabric of society and result in an increase in crimes of all sorts. Eventually a complete disintegration of law and order will occur, leading in the end to the total collapse of civilization.
Because there is no good reason to think that the mere failure to outlaw pornography will result in all these dire consequences, this argument is fallacious.
The more we become secularized and the more atheism is allowed to spread, the greater the chance of such horrendous atrocities occurring will be. This is the not so subtle inference of the atheist atrocities fallacy. I won't bore you with statistics that show societies with higher rates of atheism are generally more peaceful; have higher standards of education, health and personal freedom, as I have already pulled the first proposition in this "slippery slope" from beneath the starry-eyed apologist's feet.
A FINAL WORD
So, what is the atheist atrocities fallacy, really? It is little more than erroneous historical data wrapped in illogical argumentation and cloaked with the rhetorical garb of apologetic propaganda. Yet and still, above all of this inanity,the atheist atrocities fallacy is the result of a psychological defence mechanism, the aim of which is the distortion of reality for the protection of the hypersensitive religious ego.
To finish, let me now surrender and admit defeat. You look puzzled. Please lend me just one more moment to explain my surrender.
Suppose the Christian apologist is correct, and atheist tyrants are worse than religious ones. What does this, from the point of view of the believer, show? What are the implications? On the one hand, you can interpret it to show that the more people believe in the Christian god, the more virtuous they will behave, despite the fact that the truth of history will laugh at such vacuous attempts to ignore its tomes of evidence to the contrary. On the other, what does it say about an all-powerful, all-knowing and all-loving god, one who allows tyrants, whether secular or religious, to murder helpless and innocent children by the millions, who turns a blind eye to the wrongful imprisonment of innocent men and women, and who starves to bare bones, the poor and meek?
Perhaps now you see that my surrender was but a Trojan horse, in which I smuggled Epicurus' old, yet unanswered, problem of evil. I guess I could have just said that there is no way for a religious apologist to win this one. For if the atheist admits defeat, they still leave the faithful with the dissonance of evil, and as many theologians and philosophers have correctly concluded, freewill is no answer to such evil. But that is a story for another time.
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internizeHappy 7th Birthday and Halloween LiveLeak! A great show tonight and some really funny chat! You are all total nutters but I love you for it. Here's the transcript from the chat from the live show tonight. Hope you enjoy reading. It's a very long one this time! Cheers LiveLeak!
Grenouille: WE DONT CARE MAKE BIGERN TWERK PLEASE
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN TWERK
Kokain: This show should be showed on BBC news channel!
ernie2skidoo: lol
SnAg: bsn sloop
BadBuzzKilla: Just tuned in for the occasional swearing, but twerking would be a bonus
SkyWalK_VR: HAHAAHHAA
J_ca07: 2spooky
plkiller: BIGERN TWERK!
AgentX: BIT LOUDER
hazey07: homos
bf2skrilla: Why aren't you losers getting drunk? Its 12 PM over there
xerodfx: HAYDE HAS SEEN MORE POLE IN HIS FACE THAN A STRIP CLUB
plkiller: BIGERN TWERK!
Grenouille: WE DONT CARE MAKE BIGERN TWERK PLEASE
mrlentil: TWERKING MAEICAN
Turtlepower: move the mic closer
justhinkin: i can t read all comments
CoolQcumber: nuncius_mortis: focking shit load of technical problems as always I am getting tired of this! eviltwins: YOUR MUM LOVES SPUNK PixelsOfDeception: ..
ShadyNJ: So many trolls
Bill Carson: border control must have asked him something or at least get the laterx glove out
sirmemo: &lt;3
hazey07: GET DRUNK AS f*** ALREADY
abaraxas: CANT HEAR SHIT
plkiller: BIGERN TWERK!
NihilisticFatalist: If these comments are any indication of the collective intelligence of LiveLeak, this place is f***ing doomed.
bran: HAHAHAH, YOU LOVE IT HAYDEN YOU DIRTY CUNT!!
lysrg25: no
Vince Brown: PLEASE ASK BIGERN TWERK
eviltwins: DUKE STFU
justhinkin: make it slower i can t read you all
mrlentil: MAKE THE MEXICAN TWERK
facepalm: Nihil: Just like Earth
Grenouille: MAKE BIGERN TWERK PLEASE
xer0: Cook Meth?!!?!
JaneDoe94: CAN YOU GUYS KEEP IT DOWN I"M TRYING TO TALK TO SLOOP
CoolQcumber: Oops!!
sirmemo: Love
DukeBrazi: Big smile Big smile Big smile
Ryan241: what scotch are you guys drinking?
mrlentil: MAKE THE MEXICAN TWERK
Human waste: HAYDEN LOL
Gristle: haha
plkiller: BIGERN TWERK!
Grenouille: MAKE BIGERN TWERK PLEASE
xerodfx: IF HE WASNT A BRIT ID THINK HAYDEN WAS A TWAT
Secret_Society: I CAN'T BELIVE YOU GUYS MANAGED TO f*** THIS EVENT UP BY NOT HAVING MICROPHONES ON THAT FAT f*** BIGERN WHICH WE ALL LOVE.
Breakx1: HAYDEN, SMELL IT
Craig1: Literally talking shit now
bostonbakedbean: what is E mail
facepalm: Nuke the site from orbit -- it's the only way to be sure
bf2skrilla: These gays, want to masterbate to Biggern twerk
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN TWERK
ShadyNJ: you guys are too sober
Zone1bravomike: where is the little dick mexican?
plkiller: BIGERN TWERK!
NashTatoes: I have to admit, bigern is a disgrace
Civil Protection: BIGERN WHERE YOU STAYING AND ARE YOU MOWING LAWNS AND DOING HOUSE KEEPING LIKE THE REST OF YOU AZTECS DO
Lee Calberto Leek: follow these instructions b**** GET IN THE KITCHEN LOL
Smudgen: LOL
McDecent: haydens dick has seen more solid stools
xerodfx: drink it stop being a faggot
Dmanfig: Aztec Twerkdown!!!!
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN TWERK
Kempe: Microwave only!
plkiller: BIGERN TWERK!
bostonbakedbean: WHAT IS E MAIL
AgentX: START WORRYING WHEN YOU FEEL NORMAL
Sircliffe: HAYDEN TWERK
DominationX: wheres bigern?
justhinkin: what s this bald guy talking about?
romspe: nuke the world from orbit, it's the only way
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN TWERK
kozaz: Sup Peeps
plkiller: BIGERN TWERK!
Grenouille: MAKE BIGERN TWERK
FredFerret: My karma run over my dogma
ginopascali: heh is talking about nothing
Human waste: Yeah!
Craig1: lol mcdecent
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN TWERK
ShadyNJ: nice
DominationX: where is bigern at?
AlanSnackbar: BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!!
hazey07: I 2nd romspe
plkiller: BIGERN TWERK!
MrHaggard: no twerk
MilkSnake: PUT PUMPKIN ON HAYDENS BALD HEAD
conect111: HAHAHA
SnAg: live@liveleak.com
Civil Protection: DO SOMETHINF DECENT
Bill Carson: 400 are murderers
Chong: IV GOT 3 EYES
ginopascali: paki
plkiller: BIGERN TWERK!
Kokain: im surprised your server hasn't shit itself
lovemedogs: Buy us all a beer Haden!
Grenouille: TELL HIM TO TWERK
MrSlave: This is not really the LL community trolling in the chat.
motorhedd: I'll risk only one
sirmemo: hi
mcbongstein: 8AM AND IM GETTING PISSED Wink
Barrackbar Osama: Get piss drunk already, I'm drinkin, cheers crazies.
xerodfx: blasie? big word for a dumbass
ernie2skidoo: Smash that pumpkin in Enrs face
Soloworks: When shit will hit the fan?
romspe: thank you hazey!
ShadyNJ: Who is that?
Sircliffe: lol
Grenouille: MAKE BIGERN TWERK PLEASE
AgentX: HES NERVOUS BE GENTLE
Nooop: bolt-man!!!
ginopascali: show your face retard
facepalm: TINFOIL HATS ON!
dillknob: yeah
Sam Shepard: Don Knotts ??
plkiller: BIGERN TWERK!
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN TWERK
Unpossible: dutch
Human waste: this rules!
ShadyNJ: Hah nice
Dmanfig: Someone Is Sober!
AgentX: IT
Nipplehook: its christopher walkens retarded son
fizzyhund: gay german
Grenouille: MAKE BIGERN TWERK PLEASE
Chong: SAME HERE Smile
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN TWERK
mrgugulugu: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGERss
plkiller: BIGERN TWERK!
Kokain: Polish!
GIXXARDR: Motherf***er is baked!
McDecent: IT GOES WELL IN MY BRIAN
Captain_Obvious: This is a meth party...
Goliath: lol @ hello kitty
xer0: Oh YAH iTS veelLY GOOD YAH? Tongue
Unpossible: dutch!!!!
qwerty12345: sweedish
Freeman0092: He loves you Hayden, he wants oralsex
sirmemo: hahahha
ginopascali: stupid kraut
Bill Carson: the other 1305 are just psychos
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN TWERK
xerodfx: lol
plkiller: BIGERN TWERK!
Civil Protection: HES HAVING A WANK OVER HERMAN CORTEZ OVER THERE
facepalm: PressTV disagrees with this broadcast
Gristle: haha!
Grenouille: MAKE BIGERN TWERK PLEASE
Human waste: Good On you mate
MilkSnake: his laugh scaries me
Chupa: go home ahnold ur drunk
Craig1: i think the caller is special lol
Kokain: I dont think Swedish, possibly Polish!
dillknob: SPECIAL NEEDS SHORT BUS
lovemedogs: 1735 beers Haden!
SnAg: Get to the choppaaaaaaaa!!
AgentX: GET IN ZE CHOPPAH
plkiller: BIGERN TWERK!
ShadyNJ: Hahaha
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN TWERK
DukeBrazi: For some reason it would be so fun with a Hayden Garden-video etc. or a fishing-video.. I don't know why.. Big smile mmm wine
Cheeseman: He's German
Grenouille: MAKE BIGERN TWERK PLEASE
SayWhaaat: lmao
Ryan241: he might have a hot sister
Lee Calberto Leek: hahahhahahahahhaa
motorhedd: octoberfest
Unpossible: dutch none of the other cancer faces
xer0: oh Yaaaahh
plkiller: BIGERN TWERK!
Soloworks: WTF?
dr tipple: REACH AROUNDS ?
mrlentil: GET TO THE CHOPPA
Grenouille: MAKE BIGERN TWERK PLEASE
Nipplehook: then he already f***ed her
Serieus: German
MrSlave: Who cares?
Deus_Ex_MACHINA: loool
chickadee2: lolz
Kokain: THAT IS SO TRUE!
xerodfx: the brits are clever cunts i give them that
Maltenn: FIRST GROUPIE
McDecent: already have hiv
Secret_Society: I CAN'T BELIVE YOU GUYS MANAGED TO f***d THIS EVENT UP BY NOT HAVING MICROPHONES ON THAT FAT FUC* BIGERN WHICH WE ALL LOVE.
Human waste: Yes
-sloop-: Haha!
Sircliffe: HAYDEN TWERK
Nooop: BOLT MAAAAAN
sauerkraut: dont drop that derka derk
sirmemo: drink more
plkiller: lololol
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN TWERK
Breakx1: HAYDEN, AND POT SMOKERS THERE?
storytheshorty: STFU ABOUT TWERKING YA b****
bf2skrilla: drink more
Unpossible: keep drinking!
swiggs: LOL
ShadyNJ: show em
Civil Protection: BIGERN DIE
lintbert: QUEERS
foolabeans: What's up with Mark Marek from BestGore?
Captain_Obvious: Kita twerk
hazey07: hes the only man in this room
facepalm: PressTV is preparing a video talking about how much harm this broadcast is causing the West
plkiller: finally
xer0: Bigern Jerk?
Human waste: LOLOLOLO
ninjagoat: Big smile
kasheku: Happy Halloween b****es
Dmanfig: TWERK DANG IT!
AgentX: THATS ILLEGAL
xerodfx: a******s dont smoke pot
mrlentil: BIGERN JERK
motorhedd: what?
justhinkin: so do we get to laugh at someone else s expense and feel good about ourselves?
sirmemo: Embarrassed
JaneDoe94: Naked or no twerk!
BTNS: no pothead? FAIL!
Human waste: I smoke pot
McDecent: just coke?
MilkSnake: THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN !
Bill Carson: u got him off that shitty bud lite
HashSassin: yo Bigerrn bigup !!!!
Spazmatron: legalize all drugs talk about that
motorhedd: lies
Ryan241: facepalm...lol.
Gristle: haha
Civil Protection: IF YOUR READING THIS MAKE BIGERN READ THIS
xer0: Cookin up
Lee Calberto Leek: apart from the skull infront you lol
Unpossible: cough. fo
AgentX: BATH SALTS ARE COOL
ginopascali: paki calling
fairycake: DECAPITATE SOMEBODY!!!
xerodfx: i wanna make a skype acct just to troll hayden
Grenouille: EPIC
Barrackbar Osama: NO TWERK
ShadyNJ: haha
Civil Protection: LOOK AT THIS DOUCHEBAG
Dmanfig: AgentX you cray cray!
ginopascali: hey retard!
Human waste: delay
RedStone: Hello all, hi Hayden, bbc stuff was well done, nice work
foolabeans: when is he getting back online?
sauerkraut: kita gets a lot of attention here
McDecent: NECKBEARD
Kokain: Hahahaha FacePalm, PressTV is going in for a shock from this stream
Coffeemaker: LOL
xerodfx: the delay is so bad
Grenouille: SHARIAH ZONE
kozaz: LOL
DukeBrazi: Seth Rogen is baked
bf2skrilla: lol
BTNS: hahahahahahah
FROZTYUK: LOL fail
Unpossible: lol
Maltenn: AAARGH
Nocolus: Evening ladies
Deus_Ex_MACHINA: SHUT UP !!!!
Gristle: HAHAHAHA
MilkSnake: troloolool
ShadyNJ: that was quick
ginopascali: hehe
Captain_Obvious: hes got a terrorist beard
Sircliffe: Haha
Secret_Society: HOLY SHIT! ITS A MANBEAR PIG
xer0: douchebaggery
MrHaggard: lag
willantz: mutton chops
mrgugulugu: FSA?
GunZenBomZ: ow right wanker1111
lovemedogs: 1806 beers Haden!!!!!!
ninjagoat: Look at crazy b****** Big smile
dillknob: FUKN DIAL UP FELLA
fairycake: DECAPITATE SOMEBODY!!!
Soloworks: SHITHEAD!
sirmemo: fail woverine
conect111: DAFAQUE WA THT?
Dmanfig: haha F'in TROLL!
facepalm: hilarious fail of callers on SKYPE lmao
Bill Carson: is that a jihadi
BTNS: hahahahah
Human waste: cut off, love the side burns
Chupa: that was homosexual
swiggs: HA
Unpossible: chops!
Secret_Society: Wolverine XD
bf2skrilla: what a gay
McDecent: WAS IT CUZ HE HAD A NECKBEARD
ginopascali: nooooo
facepalm: LOOKY LOOKY
Dmanfig: uh oh
xer0: some old fart
xerodfx: the burrito f***er?
-sloop-: LOL!
Freeman0092: ohh nooooooooooooooooooooooo
ernie2skidoo: brandy
ShadyNJ: Its your dad
willantz: bran
dirtyarris: a f***ing neck beard lmao
DickBarf: It's the guy from the bath salts video
dillknob: PERVE HOLE
Civil Protection: OI GET HERMAN CORTEZ THE FAT HISPANIC TWAT
AgentX: LOL
romspe: im losing you, im entering in a tunnel
GatewayMetalHead: You people learn to Skype!
Juggernaut: neck beard haha
RedStone: how do I skype call?
Nipplehook: hahaha
GunZenBomZ: brsn
fairycake: masturbator
swiggs: BRAN!!
ginopascali: fvck
Kokain: Its somebody from PressTV!
ochotres: Oh no, NO HOT POCKETS!!
Cipher: BRAAAAAAAAn Big smile
Human waste: squirt
justhinkin: i feel like a wanker commenting and making $$$ for this bald guy
anglosaxonwarlord: bran is talking yo
Bill Carson: beheading with butter knife
sirmemo: haha pedo
BatmanbinSuparman: in
ShadyNJ: Bran you're a sick pedo
Grenouille: BAD ASS
AgentX: FULLSCREEN HIM
Breakx1: HOW MANY PEOPLE SMOKE POT HERE? RAISE YOUR HAND
isisfliir: can we make a viral live videeeo....i have someone who can s*** pingpong balls in there butthole and pop them out with no haaands?
facepalm: Watch out, a pasty is coming out
MilkSnake: creep
dirtyarris: BRRRAAANNNN
fairycake: wanker
romspe: its the dicktaco guy!
swiggs: LMAO
Soloworks: A_HAQ,Bran!
Dmanfig: careful, he might slap out his Penis
Unpossible: latency
lysrg25: can't see any vid
Kokain: haha faceplam
Lee Calberto Leek: hahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahhaha
NashTatoes: eeyore skyped in!!
xer0: get some cool guests on here....NOT
Deus_Ex_MACHINA: THE LIVING DEAD !!!!
Grenouille: BAD ASS
Nipplehook: how is he not arrested yet?
ninjagoat: kill them all
ginopascali: is he masturbating in a sandwich again?
tangomelt: lol
Marbus: I'm drunk lol
12obert_G: thought he was gonna say he's tripping lol
Civil Protection: BRAN I HOPE YOU DIE OF A CARDIAC ARREST
ShadyNJ: haha
Nipplehook: treaters missing
facepalm: HIS hot '
Ryan241: bran you need a redbull
eviltwins: GRAB A KID NIGHT!
NashTatoes: eeyore the pedo
Kokain: 50 trick or treaters? Proper Lie. I had like 3
McDecent: he's making them sandwich s
GunZenBomZ: L O L
DickBarf: Some lucky pork pie is getting f***ed tonight.
-sloop-: Luvz me Bran!
romspe: im ashamed i know its the dicktaco
AgentX: ASK HIM ABOUT HIS SECRET BASEMENT
Bill Carson: lol noob turning on the lights
MilkSnake: is that anime he has in his room lol
bf2skrilla: Thats SLoops BOyfriend, he told me
Dmanfig: you CUM in a Pizza this time or what???
Grenouille: BAD ASS
xerodfx: im pretty sure the owners of ll and most of the users are child molesters
Nipplehook: I bet one of the trick r treaters missing
anglosaxonwarlord: do you sell your pasty on ebay bran
ginopascali: he fvcks kids in that room
Human waste: greasy
Serieus: Civil Protection: Live
Wittnasser: BOO
Tuolumne: Happy Halloween b****es
eviltwins: ITS THE PASTY FCUKER!!!!!
Cipher: ..............Civil Protection: BRAN I HOPE YOU DIE OF A CARDIAC ARREST...................that's nice of you
justhinkin: how the f*** can you read this?
Civil Protection: BAN YOUR A CREEPY GUY
facepalm: Haha xero
ShadyNJ: awkward
tangomelt: WHAT DID HE USE FOR THE CREAMSad
Nocolus: Any stuffed animals got violated yet ?
sirmemo: hahah omg
Jamie2090: I just farted
Kokain: the best person in this chat is FacePalm
RedStone: how to skype !!!???!!!
Human waste: haha
xerodfx: watching hayden wait for the answer is hilarious
ginopascali: will report you to police pedo
ShadyNJ: Awkward
xer0: xero stole my name
plkiller: lmao
Grenouille: HAHAHAHAHHA
NackJich0ls0n: lol
Chong: YOU BAASTARD
Civil Protection: BIGERN TALK PLEASE
McDecent: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
facepalm: liveleak dregs hurrrrr
Soloworks: U WANKER!
stirgy: dead air
xerodfx: no i didnt
MrHaggard: / /(@)(@)\ \
fairycake: DECAPITATE SOMEBODY!!!
Kokain: Big smile
bf2skrilla: Don't ban him yet, the NSA is Gathering Screen shots of him!!
Human waste: haha^
12obert_G: mash head lol
xer0: yes you did
Breakx1: HE SMOKE POT FOR SURE
NashTatoes: jehovas witnesses don't celebrate Halloween, guess they don't like people knocking on their doors?
SnAg: says how right on the screen
Unpossible: HBD LL happyu H!
ernie2skidoo: this blows chunks
NackJich0ls0n: well that was hard to remember
justhinkin: young girls are hotter i must admit
Grenouille: TELL BIGERN TO TALK TO HIM
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
McDecent: HE DOES LOOK LIKE MING
kozaz: dude, just go to sleep
lysrg25: nothing
Nooop: his so emotional!!
Iwouldprefernotto: CUM PIZZA LIVE AT LIVE JASMIN
Deus_Ex_MACHINA: liveleakskype
romspe: his hand is moving again
justhinkin: ilfs
GunZenBomZ: no cream first
MrHaggard: / /( * )( * )\ \
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Airspeed: Was a nasty vid but funny
xerodfx: some cockney shit that no one gets unless they're brits
NihilisticFatalist: The combined intelligence of everyone in this room couldn't illuminate a light bulb. Also, bigern is tragically unaware of what a laughing stock he is..
bf2skrilla: Don't Ban him yet, the NSA is gaterhing srcreen schots of him
facepalm: hahaha yes bran, call out tha fackin' gypsies
AgentX: MAKE IT AKWARD
ginopascali: he is masturbating again
ShadyNJ: Awkward
Human waste: what
Captain_Obvious: This guy is high
MilkSnake: bran are u high?
dirtyarris: LOL
fizzyhund: goo
McDecent: end it
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
ernie2skidoo: l the the forum shnerds
SayWhaaat: awkward lmao
romspe: yep gino
DickBarf: LOL
JaneDoe94: A little slow that fellow
conect111: sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!1
Smudgen: HAHHA
bostonbakedbean: BRAN ROCKS
JustinTime: Bran is creepy
Ryan241: butter, jam then cream.
alekffs: lol
eviltwins: YAWN
ShadyNJ: I hate your sandwiches Bran
xer0: Shove it up your Pasty
Grenouille: OMFG
the saint: Hahaha
AlanSnackbar: Get back to ya space cakes mate f***ing hell
12obert_G: lol
chickadee2: luvs you bran
Cipher: BYEEE Bran Big smile
ginopascali: bran the pedo
thunderz1337: I'm not sure about that cream
justhinkin: can you recomend a drug t oslow down things ?
FROZTYUK: ahhaha you b******s
NashTatoes: glad we had someone scare us for halloween
-sloop-: Cheers, Bran!
fairycake: THIS IS TURNING GAY!
Freeman0092: i'm sure he raped somebody
Dmanfig: braincells rampant on that guy
ninjagoat: like that lad Smile
Lee Calberto Leek: creepy lol
AgentX: WE ALREADY MISS HIM
romspe: go back to eating tacos
thunderz1337: lat lol
motorhedd: ugh
RedStone: how can i Skype????
Human waste: love you as well, a bit?
lysrg25: get out the Scorpion peppers bigern
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Grenouille: BIG ERN DO SOMETHING
KEKALITA: LOVE BRAN!!!
ShadyNJ: Yes
eviltwins: GINSTERS ON YOUR COCK
Sam Shepard: bostonbaked... You guys got us !!
MilkSnake: of course
algonkin: I love LiveLeak...
RedStone: email??? live leak email?
sauerkraut: give a shout out to all the fringe characters like me!
ticalo: being a pedo is cool nowadays..
bran: THAT WAS ME!!!..I IS FAMOUS!
Zone1bravomike: this is f***ing boring!
Deus_Ex_MACHINA: RedStone liveleakskype !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Breakx1: DAMN PEOPLE MOVE IT ALONG WHEN YOUR ON THE TUBE
ninjagoat: walking round swinging the cock
anglosaxonwarlord: take the DVDS back to the cornwall councils library servise you selfish b****** bran
Human waste: stop yelling
xerodfx: i walk around naked all the time, its my f***ing house
Sam Shepard: BRAN !!!
devries: which of the on-screen skulls is hayden?
ginopascali: paki
Dmanfig: live@liveleak.com
Iwouldprefernotto: skype works by skyping
bostonbakedbean: YOU KNOW IT SAM
HashSassin: I WANNA SEE BIGERRN FLIP !!!
dannodan2008: ive never watched a liveleak live ! Hello motherf***ers !
Kokain: 20 more min and this shit is over
NashTatoes: shut up bran, you creeped out my non existent grandchildren
McDecent: 1894 ppl
Gristle: I have to take a SHlT
eviltwins: LOST THE STREAM?!?!?!?!?
xerodfx: your mom is on the phone
willantz: ginsters is not a pasty, pasty has no carrot ffs
bran: WINS..f*** GINSTERS..THAT WAS A REAL PASTY!
Grenouille: BIG ERN DO SOMETHING
ShadyNJ: Skype is goin off
motorhedd: ok
AgentX: GO TO THE LIGHT
justhinkin: this is f***ing stupid you can barely read your own comment
ginopascali: ughhh
Wittnasser: Boooooo
SnAg: crisco
ticalo: mexican
n00bllna: XD
Sam Shepard: FIST !!!
Chong: MEATBALL HEAD
Human waste: delay
tangomelt: WE DO NOW
bf2skrilla: ITS A f***ING BOAR PIG, SHOOT I!!
Unpossible: crisco!!
-sloop-: There he is...!
Lee Calberto Leek: REDSTONE ITS "live@liveleak.com" &lt;live@liveleak.com&amp;gt;;
McDecent: xcris
DickBarf: Crisco!
ShadyNJ: Haha love that delay
Kokain: The best part of LiveLeak liveshow is the end
xerodfx: the last mexican hero lol
Dmanfig: is there an echo in here??
AgentX: OOO HE'S SPECIAL
omniradar: Its your fkn daddy Daffy
bran: KEKALITA! I LUVS YOO!
facepalm: HEAVY BREATHING, HEAVY BREATHING
edkemper: Crisco !
ginopascali: criscofist for president
swiggs: Gourmet Gambini !!! Big smile
Grenouille: PRO
Iwouldprefernotto: YOOOO CRISCO!!!!!
MaXThReAT: Come on CF
whatsnext: girlyman
Cheeseman: he doesn't have a neck!
ticalo: mouth breather
mrgugulugu: stoned
xer0: fat boy
ninjagoat: BEAST
AgentX: HE CANT HERAR YOU
devries: verticam!!!!
eviltwins: PEANUT HEAD
mediaeinstein: Happy Birthday Liveleak.
Wittnasser: Boo
McDecent: show some respect hayden
Grenouille: YOU GOT A HUGE DELAY
fizzyhund: fat ugly b******
Cheeseman: where's his neck?
Human waste: CHEERS
tarnoch: Hayden kind of looks like Frylock
Gristle: sound is f***ed
tangomelt: SKYPE IS LAGGING BAD
Kokain: His eye is looking at Hayden and the other eye is looking at Skype
DukeBrazi: don't watch the video - just go by the sound! Smile it's a bit contra-intuitive but .. yeah
Unpossible: classic!
ShadyNJ: ew
JaneDoe94: WHERE's HIS NECK?
MaXThReAT: MUTE THE STREAM WHEN YOU CALL IN!
KEKALITA: BRAN YOU ARE THE NICEST PERSON!
DickBarf: Criscofist is awesome.
Marbus: XcriscofistX we love you
12obert_G: my f***ing stream dropped out, it's saying stream not found
Unpossible: ;)--
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
bf2skrilla: LMAO KOKAIN
Kokain: Crosseye
xerodfx: I dont know why im watching this. its like driving past a car crash
anglosaxonwarlord: does everybody on Skype have fat faces
fairycake: DECAPITATE SOMEBODY!!!
dannodan2008: this is shit
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Civil Protection: I HOPE BIGERN READ THIS HES A HERMAN CORTEZ RAPE VICTIM
Human waste: Wanking, and touching ourselves
MilkSnake: BIGGERN TWERK
Dronetek: Hey everyone!
XcriscofistX: i love you too
Barrackbar Osama: Truffle Shuffle yes, Twerk No
AgentX: NAH HE KINDA LOOKS LIKE THAT GOLD RUSH s***ER BUT THE LAST HE'S NOT
Secret_Society: KILL BIGERN!!!
n00bllna: Comone drink some jack
xerodfx: I cant look away
Marbus: &lt;4
algonkin: Wow...never thought this was so popular...I can't follow the scroll
justhinkin: who s as do i got to lick in order to get up voted?
DukeBrazi: I meant - the ones who calls in LOL
Grenouille: TELL BIG ERN TO DO SOMETHING
bran: TY KEKELITA! TELL SMUDGE YOU ARE LEAVING HIM AND COMING TO ME!!
tangomelt: LETS ALL TYPE IN CAPS THEN HAVE GROUP SEX
ShadyNJ: Is Bigern even there?
Smudgen: I BANG KEKALITA
MikL0: Happy birthday LL!
xer0: dont go youtube on us
Marbus: &lt;4 is even more than &lt;3
Dronetek: SMUDGEN
Kokain: more gay parties
swiggs: @ Duke ...lol nevermind :/
RedStone: how do i search for live leak on Skype?
JaneDoe94: I want to see bigern!
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Dmanfig: BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE! Your fait is in your hands
Civil Protection: BIGERN IS WEAK
Nipplehook: you just want several cocks in you
DickBarf: Liveleak should start a dating service.
fizzyhund: sae auld shit
sicko-of-99dom: skype will not work with a proxy b******
sirmemo: Yawn Kiss Devil
bigs31uk: WHAT IS THELIVELEAK EMAIL ADDRESS IVE SENT 2 EMAILS NOT SURE ITS GETTIN THROUGH
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
McDecent: more embeddeds urls sites
KEKALITA: I HOPE YOU LIKE KIDS BRAN Smile
bran: SMUDGEN..YOO LUCKY b******...all my love
Fuite_En_Direct: wow new mic
-sloop-: @smudge...lucker fecker! Smile
Smudgen: I SHOULD TIITY-BANG'ER
xer0: like another new mic?
DukeBrazi: swiggs: LOL -- aaaaarrgh, sooo typical
xerodfx: dont allow people to make their own shows cause they're dumbasses
chickadee2: Kmouse are ya still on?
Kokain: Hayden on the real news channel is another on the list project!
facepalm: Frankie reporting from his own TV stations, warning you of a flurry of TROLLS to hit the liveleak livechat, ready your mute button on 13/10/31
fairycake: WHO OF THE GUESTS IS JEW????
Human waste: Hahahahahahahaha
SnAg: it says right on the screen... liveleakskype
n00bllna: XD
JustinTime: live@liveleak.com
Crazyhillybiily: LMAO
McDecent: calm down
Dmanfig: damn kids!!!
Grenouille: TELL BIG ERN TO STAND UP
dirtyarris: bum him
ninjagoat: lol
Captain_Obvious: Kill him Allahu Snackbar
swiggs: @ Duke Big smile
Maltenn: NOW THE FAT GUY IS MAD
xerodfx: how did you get chris angel on your show? the guy in the recliner?
Marbil92: xD
n00bllna: jew emmo XD
bf2skrilla: Ban thier accounts for interrupting you!
DickBarf: BIG ERN IS STANDING
lovemedogs: WHAT THE f*** IS A TRUFFLE SHUFFLE?!?!?!?
Crazyhillybiily: Get'em
Smudgen: KOONT
MikL0: Who's mom's basement is that?
Ali bim Hautuillat: I want a WEED channel on LL
Human waste: lick his taint?
Civil Protection: THERE IS IS HAHAHAHA HERMAN CORTEZ YOU HAVE PUT ON WEIGHT AINT YOU EATING TOO MUCH OF THOSE MASSIVE POPADOMS WITH CHEESE
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
xer0: BRING OUT THE GIMP!!
McDecent: theres a blog
MRPINK1977: dont look over here hayden
sicko-of-99dom: bigern punch Hayden
Unpossible: so i missed one of you eating the eg's?
dirtyarris: is this a beheading vid?
sirmemo: tootsieroll
FROZTYUK: scouser
AgentX: WE HAVE A SITUATION
12obert_G: wtflol
ticalo: lol
Vince Brown: haha!
justhinkin: do we get to see weird porn on this stream?
alekffs: flol
Unpossible: egg's even-
Human waste: f*** nolume warning
bf2skrilla: BIGGERN is going to STAB hayden in the KIDNEYS
MilkSnake: voice from heaven
JustinTime: Call in ole -sloop-!
Nooop: AHHAHAHAAA
Ryan241: not enough booze... tempers start to fray.
McDecent: i think he came
bran: HAHAHAHAH
ShadyNJ: We-tard-ed
xerodfx: i think a murder just took place
Sam Shepard: A Rhino ??
Silentgal: LOL fail skype callers
Chupa: rofl
sicko-of-99dom: I would pay to see that
facepalm: You were simply having an out of body experience right there
SnAg: these idiots cant follow simple directions
OwenHiggins: hilarious
ticalo: calling from MARS
Zone1bravomike: amateur hour
mrgugulugu: calling out of the toillet
Civil Protection: I WANT TO SEE BIGERN FIGHT SOME MUSLIMS
Grenouille: TELL BIGERN TO STAND UP
gonzoboy: WHY IS THE SOUND ALWAYS A CLUSTER?
Inga Binga: Theres the Bigster, second from left, ready to start the mayhem he has so often promised.
Deus_Ex_MACHINA: CHEERS !!!
12obert_G: it's the sideburn dude
The Gentle One: Birmingham Terd
RedStone: these people are twits, how do i call you from Skype?
MaXThReAT: Calling from a potato.
lovemedogs: HEY! THE AUTO SENSOR WORKS!!!
MilkSnake: MAKE THE BIG MAN TWERK
JaneDoe94: Bigern for president!
AgentX: AWW HE'S SHY
DukeBrazi: Swiggs: I'm trying to help and just falls on my ass .. I'll shut up and concentrate on wine from now - cheers! Smile
Grenouille: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dirtyarris: eeeyyyyy dey do do dat dough dont dey dough
MikL0: Skype is a tool of Molok
alekffs: this is like one of them religious channels call ins
bf2skrilla: THose guys were having gay sex
mediaeinstein: Hayden what are your thoughts on trimming that beard into a fumanchu and braiding a fork into it like Layne Staley.
Dmanfig: viewer drops in 3...2....1....
12obert_G: lol
Marbil92: hahaha
hazey07: Holy f*** these dudes are raping my erars
GlitchM: DON*T YELL IN SKYPE MATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
anglosaxonwarlord: bran you selling those extra special pastys on ebay
bran: HAHAHAHAH
Secret_Society: lol
FROZTYUK: ahahahah cut him off
Chong: BUM BOYS
ninjagoat: Big smile
justhinkin: is this a dialogue ?
facepalm: Hahaha that dude had a Banjo for a webcam
xer0: Cut em all off
eviltwins: KIDS!
Captain_Obvious: its the terrorist again
MrSlave: Hajis, kill them!
ticalo: first human on MARS just called
sirmemo: that f***ing guy again
Maltenn: NO GANGING UP
Jamie2090: This is so shit
Human waste: i will be dead by then
KEKALITA: LOL
-sloop-: Hahaha!
Crazyhillybiily: Later f***er
Fatalfury: SUP Hayden
GiygasFetus: Will someone f***ing puke already?! my god...
Soloworks: FUBAR!
bf2skrilla: They were having gay SEX
Smudgen: CHAVS ?
chickadee2: hahha
mrgugulugu: thats what they call the FSA connection
alekffs: PRAISE JESUS
Hellster: rabble rabble rabble
Gristle: Drunkin E-mails
GlitchM: A
GlitchM: A
GunZenBomZ: SHIT MICS SHYTE EQUIPMENT
12obert_G: your being a cunt hayden
Civil Protection: BIGERN YOU HERMAN CORTEZ
Kolsi: my butt hurts
Kokain: They made a mistake with BIGGERN he is going to Pile Drive everyone once he is propa drunk
justhinkin: this is a f***ing monologue
bf2skrilla: jk
McDecent: they took time off from stealing to call in
Grenouille: TELL BIG ERN TO DO SOMETHING
Fatalfury: SLOOP!!!
bigs31uk: THEYVE BEEN HACKED
n00bllna: DRINK MORE ALCOHOL
Human waste: oh what a letdown
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
sicko-of-99dom: Hayden is LL staff 5
xer0: cont x2
bran: HAYDEN YOU ARE BEING A RIGHT b****** TONIGHT..I LUV IT!
Civil Protection: BIGERN YOU HERMAN CORTEZ?
ticalo: lol they have more than one of these ferrari chairs
Kokain: Sloop dont call in and ruin the mood k?
MrSlave: Burn a quran
dustondan: you look like heisenberg
swiggs: @Duke ... I know dude.., but the dopes arn't getting on to it :/
-sloop-: Hello, Shane!
ninjagoat: I've seen better looking donkeyz
MaXThReAT: Hayden just wants another beer.
Grenouille: TELL BIG ERN TO DO SOMETHING TELL HIM TO DO A TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
xerodfx: no more f***ing burrito videos
bigs31uk: stream not found
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
hazey07: LIVE IT
Freejay: HEY SLOOP
Lee Calberto Leek: volume warning !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Civil Protection: IS BIGERN A TRAMP?
Kolsi: my butt really hurts Sad
JaneDoe94: HEY LEAVE SLOOP ALONE!
Soloworks: Let's do that.
Human waste: shit like that
alekffs: YEAH TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Kokain: Another shit video
USA1: Don't bother reading this....just passing through
MaXThReAT: DUKE
dk18: Is that Hello kitty? DA FUQ......................
DickBarf: yay!
Grenouille: TELL BIG ERN TO DO SOMETHING TELL HIM TO DO A TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Numberoftheday: Woo hood!!
Deus_Ex_MACHINA: TURN IT UP !!!!
edkemper: DUKE PIIA XXX
MikL0: Hello Sloop!
alekffs: TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
AgentX: WHOO WHOO
spellingpolice: Stones!
Human waste: Cheers, nice
justhinkin: this is some stupid shit no way to read this
SkyWalK_VR: GOOD SHOW SO FAR BRO'S
Civil Protection: OMG DO A VIDEO OF BIGERN GETTING BEAT UP BY ENGLISH DEFENCE LEAGUE
FROZTYUK: STUDIO VOLUME
Grenouille: A TRUFFLE SHUFFLE FOR BIG ERN
-sloop-: @Jane...no prob. Smile
mediaeinstein: It's not even 4:20 pacific time
dirtyarris: great tune
xerodfx: chunk does the truffle shuffle
Deus_Ex_MACHINA: Yes
Dmanfig: You flew out BIGERN to London to just sit around???? TELL HIM TO TRUFFLE SHUFFLE OR SUMTN'!!!!!!!........ please?
Sircliffe: Now that's swedish
Iwouldprefernotto: BRAZI !!!!
McDecent: middle of the road
MilkSnake: gangster on the streets
mrlentil: FAT b****** BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
eviltwins: WE CAN STILL HEAR YOU HAYDEN!!!!
alekffs: do itttttt
fizzyhund: good advert for prozac
NashTatoes: seriously get original...stfu with the truffle shuffle
MaXThReAT: 4:12 Here.
Deus_Ex_MACHINA: uh uh
doofer: now we'll hear Hayden going for a shit on the open mic
Freejay: KING BRAZI
conect111: aha sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
plkiller: SHUT THE FUC}&lt; UP WE"RE WATCHING VIDEOS
Serieus: How big is the Duke?
mrgugulugu: edward snowden in nsa underwear?
Grenouille: TELL BIGERN TO DO SOMETHING
MikL0: Everyone's here, great!
fairycake: Hayaden is JEW(5)???
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Human waste: too bad i am poor white trash
Civil Protection: HOW DO THESE PEOPLE EVEN HAVE MONEY THERE ALL TRAMPS
Soloworks: DUKE!
Gristle: lol
Kokain: Ninja in UK
MrSlave: One of the best songs of all times.
AgentX: THIS GUYS HAD SOME DWUGS
-sloop-: Ahh, Duke! My great friend!
sirmemo: dukebrazi
Iwouldprefernotto: SYRIOUSLY !!!
Zurm: this would never happen on newsnight
Barrackbar Osama: Best part
Nooop: oh yeah copyrighted music
Osisko89: ;p
Airspeed: allways a bit mysterious, but very nice Duke
Grenouille: TELL BIG ERN TO STAND UP
Captain_Obvious: whyz nobody getting hurt? wat is this youtube.
PhoqueY0u: wtfnimation
ninjagoat: Ireland
starskyandhutch69: Smile
lysrg25: comon bigern,shove a pepper down haydens throat
RedStone: accept my skyype biiiatttch
Kokain: Mr Stink again
Civil Protection: THIS IS BIGERN...IM SPAZTICUS AUTIZTICUS
mrgugulugu: mr.pink strikes again!
MikL0: Hyv"a"a iltaa Piia &amp; Duke!
Telum: silent please, all these comments make me fuzzy!!!
AgentX: IS THE THE 3RD ALSREADY
GunZenBomZ: mr pink is a newbie
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Wittnasser: HI everyone and Happy Halloween!!!
Annealed Intellectual: shkai bai
mrgugulugu: how us pink mr. pink
sicko-of-99dom: copyright only applies if yopu mention JEWS
edkemper: NOOBIE
Deus_Ex_MACHINA: is this pink again ?
eviltwins: OPEN MIC HAYDEN... COWBOYS
alekffs: well put together???? hah Smile
Grenouille: DA f***
MRPINK1977: haaaaaaaaaa
Human waste: bon
Civil Protection: BIGERN
swiggs: Eds best mate lol Big smile
AgentX: AMAZING EDITING
Smudgen: ED !
Kokain: Dafuq is correct
McDecent: mark 1 escort
MilkSnake: confused shit
fairycake: another sziczo
The Gentle One: santa pod
Kokain: was that Shitty Pod?
Grenouille: PRO
Freejay: ED IN BURRA
ochotres: was that an instagram?
alekffs: SIT THE f*** DOWN
hazey07: WHATS GOING ON?
Civil Protection: MAKE BIGERN GO FOR A JOG TO BURN ALL THAT FAT WEIGHT HE HAS ON HIM
Barrackbar Osama: Damn it, break something BIGERN !
Kokain: Santa Pod s***s ass
fairycake: ed ballz
Deus_Ex_MACHINA: A moneky with seizours did the VIDEO EDIT ???? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
DukeBrazi: Cheers ED!!
JoboCop: oh stop with thiz 'i cant live without liveleak
Grenouille: TELL BIG ERN TO STAND UP
mcbongstein: NICE ONE DUKE &amp; PIIA Big smile
alekffs: ffs lol @ audio
isisfliir: SHUUT UP U PISSED f***S
mediaeinstein: "Sit the f*** down." LOL
GunZenBomZ: edkemper was that a green woodpecker/??
alekffs: SIT THE FAK DOWN
edkemper: CHEERS DUDES
Civil Protection: BIGERN LOL HOW DO YOU MAKE MONEY
leakalive: I got on there guys
lysrg25: Yeah,what's going on,I can't see the vid
DukeBrazi: Thanks Sloop!
ochotres: wtf is this!?
-sloop-: Kemper, me mate for a long time.
CuntSeeShitDude: LIVELEAK AKBAR MOTHERf***ERS!
skyhighfox: Whats all that about
The Gentle One: cosford
eviltwins: STUDIO IS UNDER ATTACK
Civil Protection: MOWING LAWNS
hazey07: some random shit put together
mrgugulugu: this is stupid
Human waste: Hail LiveLeak
leakalive: whats the email
swiggs: Cool Vid ...Ed
Kokain: face of crime watch hahaha
fairycake: JEW ATTACK???
AgentX: BRB RED TELEPHONE
JoboCop: alalu leaaak
MADMAX811: test test test
DickBarf: body off baywatch. face off crimewatch. LMFAO
Chong: HAYDENS TWIN
spellingpolice: Good stuff Ed
ninjagoat: dat video :/
edkemper: AYAYE SLOOP CHEERS SWIGGS
NashTatoes: boooorrrrriiiiinngggg
Deus_Ex_MACHINA: OH GOD STOP IT !!!
McDecent: so everyone is on a large amount of drugs that made these vids
doofer: they got jason statham!
Smudgen: I DIG FILS
Kokain: wrong wrong time to make video
MilkSnake: another baldie
ochotres: sketching.. is it me or the stream?
Sam Shepard: Dick Barf LOL
Grenouille: BORING
PsychoChiller: f***, worst looking cunts use this site
bran: live@liveleak.com
swiggs: @ Ed Smile
12obert_G: f***ing bufffffffffffrerrrrrrrrrrrrr
motorhedd: stream
Kokain: LL is full of bold people
hazey07: f
NashTatoes: don't insult statham
OwenHiggins: ex world wrestling champion
ninjagoat: my no f*** got hair now days
DickBarf: Still laughing at the baywatch line hahaha
12obert_G: Stop being baldist
edkemper: HIGGINS ! XXX
conect111: respect
JustinTime: is Bigern getting paid for his participation?
BlasterMaster: Drink up SAAAALUUUTE!
Civil Protection: BIGERN THE FAT AZTEC HOW DO YOU MAKE MONEY AFTER YOUR DAD HERMAN CORTEZ RAPED YOUR MUM?
GP1969: F U C K BIGERN...this isn't about him, it's about LL's birthday.
lysrg25: either I took too much acid,or I'm blind
Rizla_Delux: Hey guys, Hayden. Thanks for all the great videos, I don't log in as much as I used to but I still lurk everyday.
McDecent: i feel i know you
DukeBrazi: Looks like Kurt Angle in "the Warrior"
Nooop: this is bs
ochotres: there_s Pe_le on th_s s_te th_ SKETCHY AS f***!
OwenHiggins: Kemper
sirmemo: Stress
Deus_Ex_MACHINA: Cherrs blasmaster
Human waste: Helloo Hail LL
-sloop-: fils....Smile
Kokain: Biggern went to UK to take the spot light!
Freejay: HEY OWEN
Grenouille: NO ITS ABOUT BIG ERN
PsychoChiller: Why is moby on liveleak
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
insanityprofound: Happy birthday LL Fackers
ninjagoat: Baldy
BlasterMaster: what does bigern do 4 a living
Russell00: holy snackbaaaars happy halloween u sick f***s
Sam Shepard: Screck ??
Grenouille: ITS ABOUT BIG ERN HE WENT TO LONDON SPECIALLY FOR THAT
OwenHiggins: stop hiding behind that veil freejay
Kokain: The idea was Sloop to take the spot light but his plan failed
Civil Protection: BIGERN IS THE ONLY PERSON WE WANT TO SE EGET HURT BY DOING SOMETHING STUPID
12obert_G: moby is skinner or was skinnier than that
Deus_Ex_MACHINA: I cant fap to this
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
GP1969: BIGERN is kissing someone's ass
PsychoChiller: this is the halloween special, not the birthday special
Spazmatron: glad i found live leak.
swiggs: Good lad
MaXThReAT: WHAT HAPPENED TO BIGERNS BEER HEAD SMASH?
NashTatoes: bigern is on welfare
-sloop-: Owen is here? Yo, mate!
mediaeinstein: BRB - some dogs in Burberry coats are shitting on my lawn.
ninjagoat: slap head
GunZenBomZ: he needs to run Ccleaner on his compiter
PhoqueY0u: someone invading his home lol
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Unpossible: good feelings!
alekffs: this all feels a bit like the 80s again.. dunno why... Tongue
Human waste: liveleak is better than religion
Soloworks: Zipped
Civil Protection: HAHAHAHAHA
Kokain: Biggern is f***ing up the studio
Grenouille: WHERE IS HE
OwenHiggins: Sloop
dirtyarris: more than 2 shakes is a wank
moefugger: Booooooooo
Gristle: TEXAS SIZED PISS
eviltwins: GONE FOR A PISS OR HAVING A WANK?
mcbongstein: whats the email ??
Russell00: bigern snortin in loo
Sircliffe: lol
BlasterMaster: whos this cheaky b******
Civil Protection: HE WENT BECUAUSE WE WAS HAVING AGO
McDecent: taking bets of when will there be a fist fight in the studio
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
12obert_G: f***ing infidel spilling beer
DickBarf: BigErn's under the desk, pleasuring Hayden.
MaXThReAT: HELLO KITTY!
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
PsychoChiller: If you don't leave your basement then I can imagine liveleak as being anything other than a pure embarrassment
Kokain: 15min before the show ends
DukeBrazi: Thanks for showing it! Love this this site! Smile
12obert_G: cut his head off!
jimcricket1: ALCOHOL ABUSE!!
Captain_Obvious: kill him snackbar snackbar
alekffs: TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
fairycake: DECAPITATE SOMEBODY!!!
conect111: don't waist beer! tats a crime!
Wittnasser: Happy Happy Happy Happy Happezzzzzzz LiverLeaks!!! LOL
Civil Protection: HES GONE TO MAKE A SACRAFICE TO THE CHAOS LORD NURGLE
GP1969: hahaha Bigern s***ing cock
Grenouille: WHERE IS BIG ERN
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Dmanfig: BIGERN Spilled his Beer....LOL!!!
MaXThReAT: This better run all night.
BlasterMaster: Someone skull f*** this b******
ernie2skidoo: baaaaack what i miss?
alekffs: lol
mrlentil: SKYPE IS SHITTY
Kokain: The delay is like 45 seconds ffs
McDecent: delay
SnAg: these skypers are idiots
maze79: nothing
FtheLaw: lol
The Gentle One: brummie slut
Civil Protection: BIGERN LOL HES GOT TO s*** HERMAN CORTEZ OFF
alekffs: lmao
Romania OWNS Europe: O HEY
Kokain: SnAg hahaha so TRUE!
Human waste: come on people, lol
BlasterMaster: lol trolled
Russell00: LOL NOOOOB
12obert_G: Hope your beer didn't go into the mixer
see me no more: turn your shyt off dumbass
Rhemis: Hello!
mrlentil: STOP THE SKYPE
alekffs: flol
plkiller: lol
GunZenBomZ: he's a f***ing donut?
ernie2skidoo: thnx maze lol
OwenHiggins: I blame apple
-sloop-: It must be Sloop
qwerty12345: huge delay
mediaeinstein: Where is Gort Evans?
dillknob: CALLS BACK SAYS THE SAME STUPID SHIT
plkiller: fail
swiggs: LMFAO
sock: have some patience Hayden... jesus H christ
Human waste: PARTY PARTY LADS
McDecent: sloop get on skype
alekffs: lolol
MrSlave: Now he doesnt hear you
MaXThReAT: HA LOOK AT THE SKULL
mrlentil: BORING
JoboCop: liveleak is religion for u robots u got hayde - THE ADMIN, u have mods - the angels and u have believers for gore shit and u have one that want to see..
SnAg: sloop... stop talking about yourself
Barrackbar Osama: Super Sloop !!!!!!
Russell00: LOLOL omg
Gristle: skype blows
Kokain: Haha he is coming for REVENGE!
edkemper: YAM YAM
CuntSeeShitDude: LIVELEAK AKBAR MOTHERf***ERS! IS BIGERN UNDER YOUR TABLE s***ING HAYDENS COCK?
conect111: looooooooooool @sloop
PsychoChiller: This video makes me happy I lost my virginity
Civil Protection: I HOPE BIGERN DOES SOMETHING STUPID
GP1969: HAYDEN, put in BIG RED WORDS....turn off your stream volume!
maze79: your welcome ernie Big smile
Sam Shepard: zzzzzzzzzzz Come On !
plkiller: CAN U SPEAK f***ING ENGLISH
mrlentil: BORING
ninjagoat: baldy
tarnoch: FROZEN
Grenouille: BORING
fusselkater: decapitate? unleash the puffer fish !!!
-sloop-: @snag...LOL!
alekffs: lol @ cuntseeshitdude
Unpossible: i need to get back to the wife brb.. wish me luck.
jimcricket1: ENGLISH YOU CKONY f***!
CuntSeeShitDude: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALL
DukeBrazi: Kinda interesting that I seem to be one of few using a headset. I thought that was the most common but doesn't seem like it
rbvr1: Gotta get my shoout in - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! Now delete some of these infraction points!!!! =)
mrlentil: BORING
ernie2skidoo: London loves Sharia &lt;3
plkiller: YO NO COMPRENDO
Grenouille: BORING
SnAg: Tongue
see me no more: ENGLISH MOTHER FKERRRRRR....DO YOU SPEAKKK ITTT
Human waste: texas accent?
Kokain: Landan!
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Civil Protection: MUHAHAHA
Grenouille: GOOD
ninjagoat: tell em to f*** off
mrgugulugu: fairycake for president
conect111: This guy wishes he was Sloop
swiggs: Refresh @ Tarnoch
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
fairycake: DECAPITATE BIG ERN!!!
Rhemis: This live feed looks like a Saturday afternoon TV show that features B-Rate horror movies.
Civil Protection: FAT AZTEC CUNT
PsychoChiller: Where is Big Erin?
BlasterMaster: he stuffed his face through the plum pipe?
spellingpolice: Is that Aldi Bitter you are drinking?
filo4590: cut him off
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Grenouille: TELL HIM TO DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
JoboCop: oh shiy
FutureDDS: fuk all of you
GP1969: BIGERN you Texas loser!
McDecent: wow he went there
SnAg: ZOOM IN THE CAMERA
The Gentle One: these ASDA mics are shit
Human waste: foookin hell
Davjo: CEEECIIIILLLIIIAAAAA
Dronetek: YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
edkemper: bs
Romania OWNS Europe: ANYONE HERE KNOWS ME ?
Fuite_En_Direct: bizarre show
JoboCop: fuking scums
mrlentil: ERN IS ON WELFARE
tarnoch: HE JUST WANTS SOME ALONE TIME WITH SLOOPS PICNIC TABLE
Civil Protection: BIGERN
FatbastardReturneth: Hey Heyden, Is that your ass on that liveleak pumpkin?
ernie2skidoo: Minchia looks like Yvonne DeCarlo
Barrackbar Osama: Rio Grande !
Dronetek: YO HAYDEN!
ninjagoat: f***ing pool cleaner
doofer: you could contact the dead and get more sense
jimcricket1: where the f*** is this guy calling from? Khsikstan?
the saint: Go into the light...
edkemper: ERNS IN ll POCKET
Farttos: penis
rbvr1: Hey,,, is that VIC MACKEY from The Shield????
conect111: respect ERN
Grenouille: MAKE HIM TO A TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Kokain: Guys stop hating on Welfare!!!!!!!! I'm a Veteran hahaha
JustinTime: What the hell?
GunZenBomZ: who ths f*** was that???
mrlentil: LOL HE JUST CALLED ERN A GYPO
McDecent: pay his flight back , he got a bad deal
lysrg25: shut up with the truffle shuffle every damn 30 seconds
Human waste: cheers
Civil Protection: BIGERN MOWS LAWNS AFTER HIS DAD HERMAN CORTEZ RAPED HIS MUM
JoboCop: talking from a cave
Idontlikefish: sounds danish
qwerty12345: ******** HATES GONNA HATE ***************
eviltwins: WHAT A PLANK!
12obert_G: lol
MilkSnake: me no understand
justhinkin: if i want to ass lick do i say RESPECT _______?
AlanSnackbar: Lol clown
ninjagoat: Big smile
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
brontemark: BULLSHIT
Dmanfig: after tdy... BIGERN has my respect
Rhemis: Aluh SnackBar
bran: HAHAHAHAH, LLks TOO CHEAP!
Civil Protection: MAKE THE AZTEC LOOSE WEIGHT
Wittnasser: Happy LiverLeak Day!!!
Burton: WILL YOU f***HEADS EVER LEARN HOW TO DO A PROPER SHOW?
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Stretchy Minaj: Wheres the weed at fellas?
Smudgen: HAHAHAHAHA
Soloworks: WOW!
AlanSnackbar: WE WANT THE BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!
Kokain: LL can't afford a proper studio, they are in some sort of abandon warehouse
swiggs: @Bran Unit 5 LMao!!
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Dronetek: MY HOUSE
BlasterMaster: looks like a sausage party to me
Chong: HITLER
Grenouille: BORING
ernie2skidoo: Ern flew 10,000 miles to be there let him sit by Hayden for a minute and take some calls
Dmanfig: BUT MAKE HIM TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!
edkemper: GOTTA GO ...cya yawl love you guys and girls
leakalive: hahah yayyyy
12obert_G: lol
DickBarf: Barnsey!
OwenHiggins: Limbo dancing???
Romania OWNS Europe: ANYONE HERE IS MY FRIEND?
Rhemis: Waynes World, UK style.
Stretchy Minaj: 420 All day
Civil Protection: MAKE BIGERN LOOSE WEIGHT
conect111: Aimy wine house
mrgugulugu: i would invite jesus kill him 4 times and then spent the night with him
Kokain: Romania HAGI
Freeman0092: f*** off gypsy
jimcricket1: that skull thing is jokes
Smudgen: COLD SLAW &amp; BEER ..... YICK
BlasterMaster: i feel even lamer for watching this
The Gentle One: fanjy mqanjy
eviltwins: HELLO KITTY SHOW US YOUR (O)(O)s
JoboCop: i am older member than u asses
Kokain: Charlie Sheen
MADMAX811: Hey you bangers and squeaks do realize that no yank can understand a ,,fn,,word you say ,,,,lol speak American
12obert_G: Jimmie savol lol
Romania OWNS Europe: yes hagi
RedStone: cant believe you have to buy skype credit
Gristle: DIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Civil Protection: OH YEAH HAYDEN YOU DELETED MY VIDEOS
ernie2skidoo: l8r Eddie Munster
dirtyarris: coleslaw
willantz: PANTERA!!!!!
Chong: CHURCHILL
PsychoChiller: I don't think this is live leak as in the brand, I think this is just a bunch of sad cunts that use live leak
tarnoch: IS THE VIDEO PLAYING FOR ANYONE
BlasterMaster: Jobocop I saw you s***in dick earlier
ReD_RuM: Yes
RedStone: siouxie evans
MilkSnake: only good thing in show is hello kitty
mediaeinstein: Big and Hayden should arm wrassle
JustinTime: make bigern eat the cole slaw!
regkaloo: oliver reed
DukeBrazi: LOL
Grenouille: TELL BIGERN TO STAND UP
Dronetek: TARNOCH
Civil Protection: WHY DID YOU DELETE MY VIDEOS HAYDEN YOU PEDO
eviltwins: JIM FIXED IT FOR ME!
justhinkin: seeing this studio makes me think HITLER is coming soon on this planet ,AGAIN
conect111: tat hooker they found in sussex
Kokain: Charlie Sheen at the dinner party with prostitutes
Smudgen: YES TARN ... BUT SKETCHY VOLUME
Chong: SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
JoboCop: ahaha i knoow stop sneaking in chatroulette
tarnoch: DRONETEK
foolabeans: jim morrison
Dronetek: YO
McDecent: no adolf
Civil Protection: HAYDEN YOUR A PEDO
swiggs: @TARNOCH...YEA MATE, TRY REFRESHING THE PAGE
ernie2skidoo: Refresh your browser Tarnoch
DukeBrazi: LOL, I'd LOVE Ghandi at my dinner-party - cheapest date ever
hazey07: adolf hitler
Romania OWNS Europe: IM FAMOUS ON LIVELEAK
Grenouille: BORING
dirtyarris: I underestimated the type of guys who would meet up for LL birthday... I wish I'd have turned up now
SnAg: Mmmm... fried Bologna sandwiches!
ReD_RuM: Where is Titler?
Dronetek: NO IM FAMOUS!
justhinkin: no adolf but hungry people want him
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Rhemis: Civil Protection - Comments like that, no wonder why the videos are deleted.
MrSlave: Nero
Burton: THIS IS PAINFUL TO WATCH WITH ALL YOUR SCREW-UPS.
OwenHiggins: Tarnoch try refreshing
Kokain: Big Earner
DickBarf: Nick Berg: Thank him for all the traffic
PsychoChiller: This isn't the birthday, this is halloween
mrlentil: BORING
Civil Protection: HAYDEN HAS OBVIOUSLY HAD SEX WITH HIS AZTEC FREIND BIGERN CORTEZ
Chong: Grenouille SHUT UP YOU QUEER
Fuck La Policia: o shit its romania owns europe ,,, the famous gangster
tarnoch: THANKS ERNIE
big-mclarge-huge: 700 MORE SPASTIC TWATS IN THE CHAT ROOM TONIGHT..ALL TALKING BABY BRAIN BOOBY BABBLE
CoolQcumber: audio &amp; video works fine at my end
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Kempe: Pippi Longstocking
EScavenger: Where are the hookers?????
facepalm: Wish I turned up for the lawn chair in the warehouse
Soloworks: Yes,Romania you are a dickhead.
Romania OWNS Europe: YES LA POLICIA
McDecent: is sloop being lined up on skype
PhoqueY0u: whens the fun btw?
DukeBrazi: Machiavelli was a really interesting b****** though
DickBarf: in chat, EScavenger
Dronetek: Bring on the nude fat women hayden!
ginopascali: jeeeeew
Grenouille: OY VEY
conect111: woooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!
Chong: JEEEEW
MilkSnake: f*** israhell
justhinkin: the hookers are on livejasmin
sock: wow... has the volume turned off, amazing
jimcricket1: JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
plkiller: jewwwwww
Romania OWNS Europe: O I KNWO FREEJAY
Kokain: Israel? No fricking way
eviltwins: ANNE FRANK WONT TAKE A SHOWER?
Civil Protection: ZIONIST CUNTS
GICRI6: Hail to Haiden
Nooop: give some bathsalts to bigern and feed him faces!
DickBarf: Freejay! Smile
Sircliffe: muh six trillion
SnAg: freejay did it right. Had his shit turned down
AlanSnackbar: Easy fee
bran: HELLO FREEJAY!
314159: FREEJAY!
Iwouldprefernotto: Iwouldprefernotto mrLentil
JoboCop: jude speaks good eng thank s
Kokain: Allah Snackbar!!!!!!!!!!
fairycake: f*** IZRAELLLLLL!!!
jimcricket1: JEEEEW
-sloop-: Hello, Jason!
hazey07: thank you isreal for IWI
Rhemis: He said "goiz" (guys)
Smudgen: FREEJAY
ginopascali: cheap jew
Barrackbar Osama: FREEJAY ! f*** you anti-semite troll cunts
GP1969: BIGERN is standing up...he is a short mofo
McDecent: jew gotta be kidding me hayden
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
MikL0: See Hello Kitty get LazerBlasted this evening; http://www.liveleak.co...54426
MaXThReAT: Good call freejay.
SayWhaaat: WE NEED GUEST VOLUME GOD DAMN IT!
SayWhaaat: WE NEED GUEST VOLUME GOD DAMN IT!
Grenouille: BIG ERN STAND UP
alekffs: BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE... BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE... BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE... BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE... BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE... BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFF..
bigdick: juden hund
ginopascali: bigern farted?
Smudgen: PUSSIES DO THAT
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Grenouille: WE NEED GUEST VOLUME GOD DAMN IT!
Freejay: s*** MY JEWISH SHAWARMA YOU JEW HATING a******S
jimcricket1: McDecent LMFAo
ernie2skidoo: wheres my star?
plkiller: BIGERN TWERK!
Barrackbar Osama: Guest Volume
PsychoChiller: This is so awkward, especially when someone calls in
MilkSnake: BIGERN FOR LOVE OF GOD - TWERK
ninjagoat: no nice people on chat Big smile
Civil Protection: YOU RED MY COMMENT BIGERN YOU CUNT AZTEC
McDecent: stick a mic in front of the guests
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
qwerty12345: RESPECT BIGERM
Kish: why has that woman no makeup?
facepalm: so you're saying no snackbars thus far on skype? *DISAPPOINTED*
alekffs: BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE... BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE... BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE... BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE... BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE... BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFF..
Kokain: VLAD &gt; BIGGERN
Grenouille: WE NEED GUEST VOLUME GOD DAMN IT!
fairycake: JEW JEW JEW!!!
SnAg: We need guest Camera ZOOMED
plkiller: BIGERN TWERK!
Sircliffe: muh six trillion
DickBarf: FreeJay is cool. Smile
Dmanfig: Yeah! what alekffs said!
AgeOfStrife: he's a really nice guy, when he's telling others to die
Human waste: turn off the caps you guys, geez
Captain_Obvious: Nice guy weith a gangsta mentality which is a funny personality
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
bigdick: juden hier nicht erw"unscht
Grenouille: WE NEED GUEST VOLUME GOD DAMN IT!
Civil Protection: YEAH BIGERN YOU BIG CUNT f***
plkiller: BIGERN TWERK!
Iwouldprefernotto: BAN NAZIS !!!
alekffs: BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE... BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE... BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE... BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE... BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE... BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFF..
ginopascali: bigern aint jew he is mexican
Freeman0092: I am german, i hate germans
moefugger: 1663 ratscules in here
DukeBrazi: Freejay is a great guy - who always gets shit cause of his flag - he's one of the best
McDecent: good
GP1969: BIGERN s u c k s
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
XcriscofistX: whats the email anyone
MrSlave: You got under their skin Freejay. Cheers
Romania OWNS Europe: HAYDEN HAS A PERSONAL VENDETA AFAINST ME
Grenouille: WE NEED GUEST VOLUME GOD DAMN IT!
JustinTime: make bigern eat the cole slaw!!
alekffs: Tongue
Zeaux: I HAVE NO AUDIO
Rhemis: test
OwenHiggins: they are kids
plkiller: BIGERN TWERK!
dirtyarris: pond life who are probably 12 year old and never seen a ladies poontang
MilkSnake: biggern for president
bigdick: im german i hate juden
Human waste: stop yelling fags
Grenouille: WE NEED GUEST VOLUME GOD DAMN IT!
Civil Protection: HAHAHA THEY SEEN MY COMMENT BIGERN IS A RIGHT CUNT
Kokain: Should have invited Vlad the impeller
PsychoChiller: I feel like this needs to be raided, thats how shit I think it is, but I don't think it's worth it
Freejay: Cheers freeman
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Nooop: liveleak live is about them telling the viewers that they are better then you
alekffs: BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE... BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE...
Chong: COCK
plkiller: A BEAN!
insanityprofound: whos the dead female on the right side?
yoshiegg2000: lol
DickBarf: BigErn eats bugs.
The Gentle One: mrlentil: your a f***in lunatic
MilkSnake: CUNT
SnAg: yell cunt then
Civil Protection: WHAT BIGERN IS A FAT CUNT
Videotape: but you can see a ladies poontang really easy on the internet
isisfliir: GROOW HAIR U FAGGG
justhinkin: what the f*** is that skull and the lil' pokemon figure on the table ? is voraphilia a new trend on LL?
Grenouille: WE NEED GUEST VOLUME GOD DAMN IT!
facepalm: He means for the forum to stop yelling, all the caps
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Barrackbar Osama: GUEST VOLUME WOULD BE GREAT
plkiller: BIGERN TWERK!
OwenHiggins: CIGARETTES
Smudgen: HELL YEAH
alekffs: BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE... BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE...
moefugger: Guy has his volume up
klopower: BRB TAKING A SHIIIIIT
Human waste: not you
JoboCop: excused
PsychoChiller: No one called you a fag, you fag
jimcricket1: FAG
Civil Protection: HAYDEN TELL BIGERN HES A FAT CUNT
McDecent: lmao
bran: HAHAHAHA
Kokain: Big smile awesome comment
plkiller: BIGERN TWERK!-
ninjagoat: Bald b******
slimslim: turn ya head the right way up
fairycake: JEW FAG?
Cheeseman: Take off that awful Halloween mask Hayden. It looks hideous...
stiffmeisterX: NICE AND BOLD
insanityprofound: ask Bigern if he wants to smoke a fag
Smudgen: LOL
Rhemis: http://s1305.photobuck...age=1
yoshiegg2000: Thanks for the site and all the work you put into it, I have been here since Orgish.
Dmanfig: LOL Hayden is awesome
Freejay: I eat these Jew haters for breakfast
MADMAX811: Speak American cant understand you
sicko-of-99dom: why did you not act like this in front of pAXMAN
Grenouille: BIG ERN STAND UP
Civil Protection: HAYDEN TELL BIGERN HES A FAT CUNT
GP1969: WELL AT LEAST YOU LAUGH LIKE A FAG
plkiller: BIGERN TWERK!BIGERN TWERK!BIGERN TWERK!BIGERN TWERK!BIGERN TWERK!BIGERN TWERK!BIGERN TWERK!BIGERN TWERK!BIGERN TWERK!BIGERN TWERK!BIGERN TWERK!BIGERN ..
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
MaXThReAT: What does the pumpkin say???
romspe: orgish?
McDecent: we're all cunts
DickBarf: ----IS THAT PRINCESS DI'S SKULL?
Bux: Live@Liveleak.com
Gristle: I"M A CUNT!
Serieus: Six
jimcricket1: Hayden you should put a condom on that head
eviltwins: HAYDEN IS A COOL GUY... ICE COLD!
Fuite_En_Direct: big ern to the mic
moefugger: Maybe you are like me, I grow plenty of hair but just not on my head.
Maltenn: The moon came early today
Romania OWNS Europe: I AM THE LEADER OF JEW HATERS
Rhemis: http://s1305.photobuck...3&amp;o=0
Videotape: you've not made it on LL until Hayden calls you a cunt
Civil Protection: HAYDEN TELL BIGERN HES A FAT CUNT
Sam Shepard: You cunt say that !!
slimslim: you are what ya eat...
RedStone: accept siouxie evansd on skype
Chong: I LOVE CUNT Smile
GiygasFetus: If you aren't a cunt I don't want to know you.
Grenouille: WE NEED GUEST VOLUME GOD DAMN IT!
ernie2skidoo: cf***unt
MRPINK1977: Stay handsome hayden
fairycake: Eat yourself Freejay!!!!
facepalm: ^The person about me is a complete TROLL
PsychoChiller: YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR DAD'S SACK HAIRS OFF YOUR CHIN BRO
bran: I LOVE CUNTS
AgeOfStrife: there needs to be a cunt meter
Human waste: i was refering to the incessant CAPS
jimcricket1: HAHA
Iwouldprefernotto: PUMPKIN NOW LIVE ON LIVE JASMIN
The Gentle One: here the wind blow
Civil Protection: HAYDEN TELL BIGERN HES A FAT CUNT
Liveleak Staff (21): Gristle, yes, you are
MilkSnake: less chit chat more halloween tits
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Smudgen: 6
OwenHiggins: Its like a list of people who need to be banned
whatsnext: HAYDEN you rule!
PsychoChiller: facepalm, the person about you
Kokain: Make this show interesting finally! It's already over
Romania OWNS Europe: HAYDEN WHEN ARE YOU GONAN REMOVE THE -V FROM MY ACCOUNT
jimcricket1: LMFAOI!!!!
facepalm: haha
ShadyNJ: haha
ernie2skidoo: lol
eviltwins: LOL
ninjagoat: Big smile
Grenouille: SHOW US THE GUEST CAM PLEASE
moefugger: He said Bro
Dmanfig: keep it going Hayden ! More Cunt More Viewers!!!!
Breakx1: lol
conect111: f*** all you JEW HATERS. crawl back in your holes.
McDecent: lol
SayWhaaat: you have more hair on your chin than your head, your head look like its on upside down
FatbastardReturneth: LOL
MADMAX811: LOL
plkiller: BIGERN TWERK!BIGERN TWERK!BIGERN TWERK!BIGERN TWERK!BIGERN TWERK!BIGERN TWERK!BIGERN TWERK! FUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK
motorhedd: how do ya know that
Civil Protection: TELL BIGERN HES A AZTEC
hazey07: BATTLE ROYALE!!!
Grenouille: SHOW US THE GUEST CAM PLEASE
moccie: f*** JEWS
swiggs: This is a great piss up!!! Big smile
fairycake: U got black cuz u jew?
MilkSnake: BIGGERN TWERK
PsychoChiller: YOU ADMIT TO KNOWING WHAT YOUR DADS BALLS LOOK LIKE
MRPINK1977: Stay handsome hayden
facepalm: They see me trollin' dirty, trollin' dirty, trollin' dirty
bf2skrilla: say my name
Kobe: IVE HAD WAY TOO MUCH CANDY!!!
eviltwins: B0LL0CKS
sicko-of-99dom: tALKING HEADS
McDecent: hOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S WHITE?
ernie2skidoo: smash the pumkin on Enrs head
Dmanfig: conect111 is funny
Grenouille: SHOW US THE GUESTS CAM PLEASE
Civil Protection: HAYDEN TELL BIGERN HES A FAT LOOSER
Serieus: Seven
Spazmatron: lol
jimcricket1: SHINY HEAD!
SayWhaaat: lmao
Maltenn: SHINY BALDNESS
The Gentle One: i hope paxman isnt watching this
Grenouille: SHOW US THE GUESTS CAM PLEASE HAYDEN
Breakx1: flip the middle figer to us all
moccie: WHY ARE THERE SO MUCH RACISTS ON LIVELEAK HAYDEN ?
Human waste: hahahahah
ninjagoat: i agree
bran: HAHAHAH
MilkSnake: when did you get so fat hayden?
mafabenitez: hide your water bottle drinking by doing the secret nazi salute
Sam Shepard: YOU CUNT SAY THAT !!!
eviltwins: CUSSED!!!!
GlitchM: Next live show should have the comments on big screen in studio!
McDecent: touch'e
PsychoChiller: I never admitted it
drblodski: I thought you were awesome on newsight bro
Romania OWNS Europe: HAYDEN LIKES TO TORTURE SMALL ANIMALS
gutzbravo: fart....lol
Kobe: YOU DICKS TALK TOO MUCH
fizzyhund: SAD SIGHT
jimcricket1: CAUSE WE CAN!
P3k: read my email!!!
bran: GUESTS!!!
plkiller: WTF, MAKE BIGERN TWERKKKK ALREADY f***
moccie: Tongue haha thnks man
Shireen Said: Chrome Dome!
Civil Protection: HAYDEN TELL BIGERN HOW DOES HE MAKE FUNNY
bf2skrilla: WHY DOESNT THAT EMO IN THE CORNER TALK&gt;!!!!
lama16: SHOW MORE VIDEO SHIT!
ShadyNJ: sausage fest
Human waste: I need a beer
Grenouille: EPIC SIMPLY EPIC
DickBarf: Why does the pumpkin say KED?
GICRI6: Cunt see shit
MoreThanYourMum: balls
JoboCop: ajjaja
Iwouldprefernotto: HELLO KITTY FIST EXPERIENCE ON LIVE JASMIN
Kobe: LETS SEE THOSE TITS
DukeBrazi: *Waiting for Hayden's "Garden-say"* Wink Cheers
Gristle: lol
bf2skrilla: WHY DOESNT THAT EMO IN THE CORNER TALK&gt;!!!!
mrlentil: MEXICAN MIDGET DANCE
lysrg25: mrlentil~ If You keep typing in bigern do the truffle shuffle,every 20 seconds,I will personally smash your fa*e in
willantz: lmao
Smudgen: THANKS FOR PREMIUM GUYS
AgeOfStrife: is that alice cooper all the way to the right?
dirtyarris: lmao
The Gentle One: poor ern must be board to tears]
Maltenn: YES
jimcricket1: ROMANIA DOESNT EVEM EXIST&gt;
McDecent: lol
eviltwins: HAYDEN IS A COOL DUDE... ICE COLD!
motorhedd: I'm in camo mode
Chong: GYPSY CUNT
PsychoChiller: WHAT IS A HOOB CAP
Civil Protection: BIGERN IS A FAT AZTEC
khara: Hello, all.
GiygasFetus: Hayden, make BigErn eat your ass.
MaXThReAT: Lets all take a swill at the same time! CHEERS
Ryan241: Hayden, liveleak is great. Hope it goes from strength to strength.
swiggs: LMFAO Big smile
facepalm: Hayden, any Romas trying to break in or squat against your blue door outside?
Aussie: racist ? Nah, it's just that we cannot see the NON -REFLECTIVES !
ninjagoat: Im irish i &lt;3 caravans Big smile
conect111: love how people cant define race from religion.
ChubbyAngel: Big smile EVERYBODY TYPING IN CAPS BECAUSE OF LAST WEEK. HAVE TO UP THE GAME WITH SMILEYS Big smile
Grenouille: TELL BIGERN TO DO A TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Human waste: Play Guitar Hayden
Kokain: Cheushescu
whatsnext: HAYDEN ARM WRESTLE BIGERN HAYDEN ARM WRESTLE BIGERN
bran: WHERES MY PREMIUM!
EScavenger: 5 dickheads + 1 billiardhead
ShadyNJ: HAHA
JoboCop: :DBig smile
Chong: IS THAT STING ON THE RIGHT?
Civil Protection: BIGERN IS A FAT AZTEC
mrlentil: MAKE BIGERN DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
sicko-of-99dom: TALK ABOUT racist HAYDEN? AND ROMANIA
Kobe: WHOS THAT STRANGE WHITE GUY
Iwouldprefernotto: CIAO CESCU
Grenouille: TELL BIGERN TO DO A TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
plkiller: Bigern needs to twerk already
AgeOfStrife: GET ALICE COOPER TO DROP A NUMBER
justhinkin: western european wankers wank at romanian camwhores
Cipher: ahh that's ROSIE in the orange?
Smudgen: MY KID HAS HUGE BALLS
PsychoChiller: IS THIS YOUR DAD'S BASEMENT
jimcricket1: HAYDEN YOU COCK TOUCHER!
alekffs: BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE OR WE ALL LOG OFF!
The Gentle One: no its a zombie
bran: HAHAHAHAH
whatsnext: HAYDEN ARM WRESTLE BIGERN
Civil Protection: HAHAHA BIGERN YOU FAT AZTEC
MilkSnake: BIGERN TWERK for f*** sake
ernie2skidoo: Check his green card
McDecent: HOMOEROTIC IS STRONG TONIGHT
brontemark: Shut up
ShadyNJ: Why does everyone want to see Bigern dance? I have no desire
Human waste: play Guitar
Grenouille: TELL BIGERN TO DO A TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
Yerba Buena: BIGERN TRUFFLE SHUFFLE
diabenis: HAYDEN ARM WRESTLE BIGERN
JustinTime: make Bigern break a bottle over his head. He promised!
sicko-of-99dom: PEDANTIC
Chong: GYPO
RULES44: What are your plans for those guys ?
mrlentil: ROMULANS
urtoofunny: WHERE THE SLUTTY b****ES AT????? SAUSAGE PARTY &gt;(
FatbastardReturneth: My balls itch
dillknob: whats with the hello kitty
Biscuits: I like biscuits
MrSlave: Funny how people complain about the show but do everything to ruin it
AgeOfStrife: Gypsys
PsychoChiller: f*** HAYDEN AND f*** LIVELEAK
sock: Hayden, I dare you to touch Ern's sack
SnAg: SLIDE THE CAMERA FORWARD!
Iwouldprefernotto: ROMANIA DOESNT EXIST
Kobe: TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!!!
whatsnext: HAYDEN ARM WRESTLE BIGERN
GP1969: BIGERN, WHERE ARE THE CHICKS YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO F U C K?
Human waste: sniffs
lama16: WHO HADEN?
Nooop: when the puking starts?
Civil Protection: BIGERN HOW DO YOU MAKE MONEY BY MOWING LAWNS?
plkiller: I WON'T STOP TIL BIGERN TWERKS
MADMAX811: YOUR A SEXY MAN BIG EARN WHATS TO HAVE YOUR BABY
justhinkin: W A N K E R S W A N K A T R O M A N I A N C A M W H O R E S
Biscuits: bigern is a gangsta
alekffs: truffle shufffleeeeeee
bran: MINCHIA LOOKS GREAT!!
Silentgal: Does stroking your Facial hair turn you on?
Kobe: THAT WHITE MAN SCARES ME
whatsnext: HAYDEN ARM WRESTLE BIGERN
Grenouille: BIG ERN STAND UO
diabenis: HAYDEN ARM WRESTLE BIGERN
doofer: they look like the applicants waiting for a Bus Driver interview
Maltenn: HAYDEN DID BLOODY FRIDAY
khara: Can't get a word in edgewise.
Liveleak Staff (21): PsychoChiller:, say it again
MilkSnake: ROMANIA owns my toilet
Gristle: GUITAR BATTLE?
DickBarf: Sick Sick GIRL ON THE RIGHT HAS CROTCH CRICKETS Sick Sick
sicko-of-99dom: are you all going down Canal street after?
PsychoChiller: WE CAN'T SEE YOU AT THE MOMENT, KNOW WHAT CAMERA IS ON f***ING IDIOT
jimcricket1: lmfao this is ridiculous
GlitchM: HAYDEN PUT ON THE GAS MASK CUS HERE COME SOME CS GAS THRU THE DOOR... 3...2..1........
Civil Protection: BIGERN HOW DO YOU MAKE MONEY
Yerba Buena: HEREis your sexy b****
Breakx1: please have the lady stand up and turn around
Sircliffe: does bigern smell like surstr"omming?
diabenis: HAYDEN ARM WRESTLE BIGERN
Biscuits: dickbarf loooooooool
Grenouille: BIG ERN STAND UP
JoboCop: the bunch of gays sitting there better start the cam show
alekffs: maybe hayden doesnt know what a truffle shuffle is? Sad
plkiller: BIGERN, lets see those cheeks fly! twerk!
MaXThReAT: PLEASE SAY...."I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS"
Jamie Massetti: snackbar
Yerba Buena: b****
Smudgen: WHO'S BANG'IN MINCH ?
sock: When does the Bukaki start?
FROZTYUK: that dick hat is great
Civil Protection: BIGERN ARE YOU A ESSAY
ginopascali: bigern wants that dildo so bad
yoshiegg2000: LOL@the hat
whatsnext: HAYDEN ARM WRESTLE BIGERN
AgeOfStrife: start doing stupid shit for our entertainment
facepalm: Without liveleak, I wouldn't see so many excellent dashcam crashes, know about the EDL, see the Syrian conflicts from the frontlines, or enjoy so many..
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