Dina Lohan’s Lies & More

mischa in rehab?

It is reported that Mischa Barton might be the next 20-something celeb headed straight for rehab. Mischa recently collapsed at a Memorial Day barbecue after mixing antibiotics with alcohol, although there were some reports stating that she collapsed because she was using harder drugs. She’s also been photographed smoking marijuana while driving.

A source told Britain's Grazia magazine: "Mischa doesn't really hang out with her old friends the way she used to and the people she's been spending time with — Lindsay, Paris and Nicole — have [her family] totally freaked out.”

Well, rehab is what you’re supposed to do when your career goes downhill and the only gig you can get is Japanese commercials for glow-in-the-dark lip gloss. It’s the Lohan tried-and -rue method of staying in the spotlight when you’re not really a successful actress.

saint angelina

Oh be quiet! Who on Earth is actually this selfless?

Angelina Jolie reportedly wants to be remembered as a humanitarian, not an actress. The Oscar-winning actress says that acting leaves her feeling empty compared to the pride she feels for her charity work.

"I entered this business before I had focus and purpose in my life… I was very unhappy, very unhealthy, and when I sat down for an interview, I didn't know why. I felt like I didn't have anything to share. It was a very empty time."

Helping people and adopting orphans is great, don’t get me wrong… but to say you don’t love being showered with attention when you’re an entertainer is downright silly.

I’m so tired of Angelina’s perfect lips, perfect kids and perfect boyfriend. Add that on to her perfect charitable outlook on life and you’ve got yourself the makings of the type of girl I hated in high school.

cameron’s men

Cameron Diaz sure isn’t wasting any time sowing her oats since breaking up with Justin Timberlake in January. The beautiful blonde has been spotted getting close to Uma Thurman’s ex-boyfriend, Andre Balazs.

A witness told the Daily News: "She was giving him a discreet neck rub. He certainly isn't wanting for company."

This sighting comes just days after she was caught in very public displays of affection with magician Criss Angel. She has also previously been linked to surfer Kelly Slater.

I say kudos to Cam for making a few visits to Hollywood’s man-buffet table. Let’s place bets on who’s next, shall we?

Which celebrity once said: “Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.”