Does your spouse spend too much time on the computer, such that he doesn’t remember who you are? Such that he might need a little help locating your face in his memory banks? Or, maybe it’s the other way around: you are on the computer so much, he doesn’t know who you are anymore.

I love technology, but it sure is changing the rules at break-neck speed. Along with pre-nups, before people get hitched, there should be serious discussion on how technology will integrate into the marriage. “Do you promise to love, honor and use the computer only 35% of the time?”