Scarlett, why are you dating Sean Penn? He is old enough to be your father, and he isn’t even cute. He is twenty four years older than you. What is this? A father fetish thing? Are you worried about your dad after his recent fall in the West Village?

Okay, Scarlett… never mind. I take it back. Now I sort of “get” why you’re hanging out with Sean Penn.

Sean Penn is:

Manly,

Sexy,

A super talented actor,

Older, and

A social activist.

I guess you can’t really compare “Fifteen” to “Mystic River”, can you?

Have fun Scarlett! And you too, Sean… though I think Robin Wright (Penn) is incredibly gorgeous and a lot more age appropriate (what is it with the age thing? Ryan and Sandra and now you and Sean, hmmm…).