So now that you’ve all ran out and bought some consoles that are completely outdated and unnecessary, time to get down to the nitty gritty and buy yourself some games!

But right now since it is Christmas morning, rushing out to buy some games is a little bit difficult, but hey, that’s why we all have our Angry Army customary droid to do all the hard work for us! Besides, you wouldn’t want a “FRIEND” to go out there with our hard earned (stolen) cash and make baseless assumptions as to what you “like to play”, you know what happened the last time you did that? He/she brought you…

A game made by Activision! *Shudder* But that’s why the Angry Army has a droid at your beck and call! The question is, what games should you get? Well isn’t it obvious? You go to youtube and check out each and every low quality Top Ten list for your outdated console, ever. Their biased and uninformed views can easily guide your wallet to the best games money can buy, it worked for me, and it can certainly work for you!

So while our single helpless little robot goes out into the cold cruel world with all of your cash, curl up by the fireplace, browse the latest steam sale, and have yourselves a very Merry Christmas.

father is used at second mention in references to priests of the Roman Catholic and some other churches. Some Anglican priests also prefer this title, and it may be used if there is no danger of confusion. Abbreviate to Fr only in lists or when the meaning is obvious.

I’m really enjoying the theme/design of your website. Do you ever run into any web browser compatibility problems? A number of my blog audience have complained about my blog not working correctly in Explorer but looks great in Firefox. Do you have any advice to help fix this issue?

What are the prime features of barbie horse riding adventures? Don’t tell me! Spitballing here…

Okay
- The menu is shiny, and rainbows shoot into your eyeballs every time you click an option, like ‘guide’ (the help portion is fit into one screen), and start this stupid game. No settings are to be found, there’s no options

- Barbie tells us that horses need to be groomed very often and prefer not to be mistreated with the tiny little equestrian whip fuckin thingy she’s holding. And that’s the end of that part, level beaten.

- We’re in the stable now. And there’s an adventure portion where we gotta find food for the horse. I tried finding something poisonous to feed it, but there was nothing around, so I just decided on the most inconveniencing thing because I’m really desperate to derive some sort of humor from this game. But Barbie just says ‘the horse won’t like that!’.

LOL Phil’s going on a nerd rage about the WiiU isn’t he? Phil, most gamers arn’t going to buy the WiiU. Only non-gamers will or people who enjoy the craptastic games that come on those types of consoles. So if they spend their money on something they’ll enjoy, more power to them? But you’re preaching to the choir about the WIIU here. (for the most part)

” The question is, what games should you get? Well isn’t it obvious? You go to youtube and check out each and every low quality Top Ten list for your outdated console, ever. Their biased and uninformed views can easily guide your wallet to the best games money can buy,”

Nerd rage? This is just parody and playful ribbing. If you want me to be more honest, you’d hear this from anybody else out there about the Wii-U: Wait a few months, see what new games are coming out that are a must have (I.E.: Pikmin 3), save up some money then get it when you feel the time is right and if you feel it to be a worthy purchase. No rage here, just me being silly.

I mean no disrespect with the term “nerd rage” Hell I go on a nerd rage tangent about three times a week. And I agree completely with the assessment of the WI:U and it’s games. I have my WII away to my mother-in-law a year ago… I have no desire to waste anymore money on Nintendo’s rehash of the Power Glove or the Dunk Hunt Gun that came with every original Nintendo… I’ve always enjoyed your comics Phill.. just kinda wondering why the past two comics have been about the Wii:U.

Mainly because I wanted to poke fun at the console that I own and had a very good time with over the past couple of years. Honestly I want to do something more with this comic, but art college kinda gets in the way and school is always important.

If you haven’t already got it, I recommend Ace Combat 5. It has an excellent story, fun gameplay, and a bit of replayability (beyond wanting to see the story again) in that there are two missions which are ‘randomly’ selected by a coin toss (in reality, it’s determined by responses to wingman comments…you can find a guide to tell you what choice gives you what mission) and secret unlockable craft that have specific requirements to grab (like the Falken…look it up on Youtube, it’s a beast).

That, and Warship Gunner 2. Trust me, neither one of these games will disappoint.

Claptrap, BTW, was an allied operation during WW2 in Italy. Basically, the axis solders were forbidden from having sex with locals. Naturally, they did, and some of them got the clap (gonorrhea). Now, the problem was, if they went to their army doctors, they would get court-martialed. So they went to local italian doctors. Which were working for the allies. And asked to be payed with information.

The clap traped them, so they called the operation claptrap. See? Smart.

Joe, I think you have a problem. one of the people you allow to post things on your site abuses it to insult yout fans and the visitors of your site without any reason. Your really need to do something about this dick.