Tactical Infomercial – Part II

0:58 – Buttering up a holster… good call bRah. I like to break mine in with an olive oil / beluga whale oil concoction, but to each their own.

1:24 – Oh those diabolical street magicians. Such a “dad” wallet he hands over. I wonder if I’ll ever be a dad, and if my wallet will ever be that big? *sigh* I should probably stick to attempting to be funny rather than pondering deep thoughts about life on here.