“[I’m due in] two more months … in dog years, so that’s 25. Honestly, because it’s my third, I feel like I’ve been pregnant for like six years, seriously,” the moms of two girls said.

I hear ya Maya! Between being pregnant and breastfeeding, your body doesn’t belong to you for many years.

The “baby machine” herself is anticipating the delivery of her third baby… which just might be born quickly! When she was in labor with daughter, she didn’t have time for the birth plan she and husband director Paul Thomas Anderson had prepared.

“[A homebirth] was not my plan, but that’s what happened … because the baby came out really fast,” Rudolph recalls when her second daughter, Lucille, was born.

“Luckily, she just kind of glided into her father’s arms.”

How did it feel to have a baby at home with no doctors?

“It was scary, but it was kind of awesome,” she says. “Hospitals make me nervous because I feel like hospital equals death, like it smells like dead people and weird fluids that pickle people.”

Oh Maya, you never turn the funny off!

Let’s hope she has time to have a midwife or doula at her house this time around!

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