It has been said that Seetharaman Narayanan has evolved to the point where he is more Lens Flare than man. He can bevel and emboss through the power of sheer thought. I heard one time he was walking down the street and some gang tried to mug him and he Unsharp Masked his hand and karate chopped one of the thugs in half, and then one of the other thugs attacked him and he Pinched that guy's head so hard it exploded and then after he Plastic Wrapped the rest of the thugs he disappeared in a burst of Difference Clouds.

Yep, I'm an OS traitor. The final nail in the coffin was when my roommate's computer needed a new power supply and we raided my Gentoo box for one. I thought she'd only keep it for a few days, but she's had it for a couple of months now, which means I don't have a Linux machine. I haven't missed it at all.

Hey, I have a brilliant idea! At Sound Advice we're repurposing our 4-year-old G4 tower as a print server and Photoshop machine (since we're doing a lot of graphics in-house now). We should name the computer "Seetharaman"!