Meezers At Large

For Me….Really?

The day started off just right. Mom,Kali and I staggered into the kitchen for our brekkie. We were just as sleepy as mom as she opened our Fancy Feast and then sat down to have her tea. Yum…beef flavoured, my favourite. Kali gobbled down hers and politely waited for me to leave so she could chow down on the rest of mine. She was so nice and didn’t push me outta the way. I left her more than I normally would, just to say ,”thanks for not being so pushy sis.”
Mom then put my favourite dvd on and I watched the colourful birds for quite awhile. It suddenly occurred to me that I don’t normally get this kind of treatment…what gives? Hmmm…I know this is leading up to something.

I then cuddled down in my basket to join Kali in a well deserved nap. All of sudden this weird sound scared me. You will not believe what I saw my friends. It was only the biggest rat in history!

I was shocked by mom’s reaction. She just stood and laughed! You wait and see who’s laughin’ when that rat dude goes pooh on the floor, mother!

This huge garbage picker was fast as lightening and ran around the livingroom without even breathing hard. Then he disappeared.

I looked everywhere but no sign of the dirty rat. So I settled down, once again.

Mom opened the sliding glass door and I smelled Cow Kitty. Cow Kitty never meows out loud just moves his mouth…forming the words. He ran in and played with his cheese and mice and then the rat came out from hiding. I decided to pretend I heard nothing and was fast asleep.
Cow Kitty wasn’t the least bit afraid of the cwappy rat. Mom is sorry if the picture is a little fuzzy but Cow Kitty is one active guy.

There was a whacky and a crashy and Cow Kitty threw the rat over to our crunchies…the dang rat was going to eat our food. Mom quickly scooped the rat up and he disappeared. Cow Kitty left soon after and we could finally drift into a peaceful dream world.

I like that idea, Sammy. Cow Kitty does come and enjoy our toys, slobbering all over his favourites. He seems to be able to deal with the rat, no problem. Thanks my friend, Cow Kitty has a job when he comes over now.

This guy is probably as big as Houdini so we wouldn’t let this furry Thompson anywhere near the rat. However Bacon, you could fix that rat no problem……just step on him. He’s fast though so you’d probably be dancing around the house for awhile. MOL

kali & shoko….whoa…….be jezuz if that IZNT de largest rat in de kingdom oh ratz….may bee it iza good thing cow kitty did dee side ta hurl him cross de room, knockin de rat centz less ….tho bravo two yur mom for savin de food dish….. { yur cat mattz total lee kewl bye de way !! } 🙂 ♥♥♥

Just wait until my mouth is finished healing from having 5 teeth pulled. I will come kill that rat for my two kitty friends! I am a ratter you know. Shh. Don’t tell anyone this will be my first rat kill.

I don’t know how clever she is but she has moments of brightness and then she’s back to herself agin. Rats are just TOO big…if they were smaller I would charge at one but the size of them scares me. Cow Kitty doesn’t know enough to be scared yet.

You kiddin’ me Dezi? This guy is huge…Kali ran the other way when it reared its ugly head. Only Cow Kitty was fool enough to play with it and looked where the rat landed, right in our crunchies! This will just give me more grey furs. MOL

MOL Oh Shoko, our favorite mousy toy is a rat dat be almost as big as us. Mommy sez she wishes she had had a camera when me was a baby cuz da rat was 2 times bigger than me, but me wuld waddle thru da house tryin’ to carry it in me’s mouth. MOL Y’all have fun.

You would’ve been a real sight for sore eyes Dezi. Kali and I had a stuffed ducky when each of us was kits. Kali slept with her head on the duckies head…the duck was the same size as Kali. I tried draggin’ it into the kitchen to be close to the food dish. The duckie was twice my size. I would usually get tuckered out by the time we made it to the hall and I would fall asleep on it. MOL

You cleared the mice and rats out of your condo? Good going CK. I have no idea where this guy appeared from at all. Mom is a half decent housekeeper and there is no food hanging around the house. This guy goes like stink. Kali ran back to bed…like a said she’s a prima donna and can’t take the idea of rats in her space.

I don’t like those…big…rat creatures either, Shoko. They scare the …peep…out of me. Cow kitty is a brave kitty, but we better watch the birdies, even if they are big, they can’t come out of tele, so in our way we can be heroes too 😀 Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend 🙂 ❤ ❤