When I was a thirteen-year-old teenager and had just discovered anal stimulation, I used a Crayola marker to penetrate myself for the very first time. It seemed perfect since it was smooth and small (of course I didn't insert it all the way). As
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When I was a thirteen-year-old teenager and had just discovered anal stimulation, I used a Crayola marker to penetrate myself for the very first time. It seemed perfect since it was smooth and small (of course I didn't insert it all the way). As my teenage years progressed, I used razor and trimmer handles, toothbrushes, even a screwdriver handle at one point. Back then, of course, I didn't have any knowledge of or access to sex toys.

I was so excited when I finally discovered sex toys for this sole purpose, and once I had access to them I found it hard to believe I comfortably stimulated myself with household objects, using only hand lotion as lube. Looking back, those odd objects really opened me (pun intended) to the world of sex toys.

I also had no knowledge of sex toys, so I used what I could find around the house: markers, larger pens, razor handles (the most often used), toothbrush, etc. I was dying for the stimulation, so the possibility of something going bad was completely off my radar.

Always interesting walking around walmart looking at something and thinking - hmmmm. I always tried to use a lot of lube, looking back - what was I thinking??? deffinitely explains my toy collection now though

OMG! Lol this is super interesting. I haven't ever done anything anal and neither has my partner & we don't watch porn so these are really surprising and interesting to me! I had no idea people put things like those on the list... in there. Lol Underwear in your behind? That sounds painful and plants?! That sounds scary. Lol. I couldn't ever do it.

When I was young and didn't have access to sex toys I used screwdriver handles, hammer handles, candles, sharpies, bananas, carrots, cucumbers, squash, and the necks of beer bottles a lot in college. I generally used plastic bags with hand lotion for lube after starting out with vasolene jelly at first. I had pretty good luck putting a screwdriver into a box and then mounting the box. It is crazy now to think about it and I feel so lucky that I never got anything stuck

NO, I cannot say I have. But I know a few people who have had to go to the ER for putting things in their bums. (Shampoo bottles, fruit...)
The person who had to go for the shampoo bottle made the same exact mistake like 2 more times. You would think once would be enough.