Brother Of George W. Bush Simply Does Not Care For Childish Cuss-Monger Barack Obama ‘Coarsening’ Presidency

Jeb Bush, the former Florida governor and brother of greatest US American president in the history of the world, George W. “W.” Bush, thinks one certain current US American president Barack Q. Nobummer is a childish 10-year-old child — a “boy,” if you will — who uses barnyard words like “bullshitter” and thus has demeaned the presidency forever so why would you even tell your kids they could be president someday anymore, what do you want them to do, grow up to be black?!

[I]n an interview with Rolling Stone, Obama used a barnyard epithet to refer to Romney. “You know, kids have good instincts,” Obama said. “They look at the other guy and say, ‘Well, that’s a bull***tter, I can tell.’”

Asked if the president’s personal attacks demean the office of the presidency, [Jeb] Bush replied: “It does, but here’s the sad reality: We have a temporary time in American history where our culture has been coarsened, where people’s expectations are low. We’re living in a different time.

Also, he is a child and children should not try to be president anymore, because of childishness and swears.

“As president of the United States,” he continued, “there’s the old expression that if you work hard, and you play by the rules, and if you have success, you could be just like him. You could be a president of the United States. That’s what dads tell their boys and moms tell their girls.

“When you act like that, it’s kind of hard to say as a parent to your child, ‘You could be a president of the United States.’ Maybe there are other avocations that might be something that would create greater pride. Sadly, when you act that way, people begin to diminish the importance of the presidency,” Bush said.

But it isn’t just the vile barnyard poopy talk that has one Jebby so very Church Lady, because that would be incredibly dumb, and Jebby, remember is “the smart one.”

Oh wait. Yes it is, actually. Barack Obama said “bullshitter” and made fun of Miffed Romney’s “Romnesia.” That is the extent of Genius Jeb’s complaint about the coarsening of the presidency. Man, we remember the old days, when you at least had to get a blowy in the Oval before it needed to have its virginity honor restored.

Recall that George H.W. Bush used to refer to Jeb's kids as the "little brown ones". Great family there.

JustPixelz

Hey Jeb! Is your brother off the nose candy yet?

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

Did either of the sons ever go to jail for DUI, assaulting their girlfriends, property damage caused during the attempt to assault the girlfriend, etc.?

vtxmcrider

Hey, Dildo Jeb, is your failure of a brother still cracking his drunken head on coffee tables? That great big bulging eye they found on the beach a few weeks ago reminded me of your old lady Babs. Your whole family's a bunch of fuck-ups.

http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

What a Major League Asshole.

nounverb911

Was Wesley Snipes in that movie too, also?

Tundra Grifter

Big Time!

SexySmurf

That kind of language is contributing to the coarsening of the honorable Wonkette comment thread.

Keep up the good work.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

I have to commend you on your avs generally doing the same.

Yum, coarsening.

Lascauxcaveman

Coarseness belongs only in sandpaper and organic kosher sea salt, and certainly has no place in the language of civilized people!

Good day, Sir!

Callyson

"See, the irony is, what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it's over."

Sound familiar, asshole?

LetUsBray

Naw, it won't sound familiar until you say it with a mouth full of food, the way Jebbo's über-dignified brother did.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

"Yo, Blair!"

NellCote71

"Anyone need a shoulder massage. I am looking at you, Angela."

zumpie

But he was saying it about brown people, not Lord Mitty!

Lucidamente1

All this from the man whose beloved father availed himself of the tender services of the late Lee Atwater.

And whose heroic brother unleashed Karl Rove and Dick Cheney upon the rest of us.

PsycWench

and whose brother's VP told a member of congress to fuck himself, no?

Ryy

When his brother was president I swore nearly every day, so…

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

Believe me, you weren't the only one.

Barbara_

That's okay Jeb, I am still cringing that your dad yodeled groceries on the Prime Minister of Japan.

nounverb911

Mmm Sushi!

HouseOfTheBlueLights

…because of the mood-altering drugs (Halcyon) that he was taking.

Terry

…and his mother said this regarding Katrina evacuees:

"What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them."

Barbara Bush and Ann Romney both have big Marie Antoinette streaks in them

WhatTheHolyHeck

I know a sure fire way to cut that right out of them.

Or, as fate might have it, off of them.

http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

I like your French Revolution vibe. And the plutocrats feel it too – that's why they're spending billions to buy this election.

http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com boskolives

As Ann updates it for you: "Let them eat shit".

Rotundo_

That was the defining moment of Senior's presidential career. Junior's was the birthday cake and flyover during Katrina, or more significantly, unilaterally invading a country because its despot was an irritant to him. Mind you, I have nothing against puking, birthday cake and plane trips, but the invading Iraq based on what would be the best term… Bullshit comes to mind, seems to overshadow whatever coarsening Barry has contributed by quite a lot. Brother of idiot prince should quiet down a bit.

memzilla

[Jeb] Bush replied: “…our culture has been coarsened…"

"Coarsened" = "Blah'd."

(translation by Google Dog Whistle Translate®)

zumpie

Oh also, too—has Jebby checked the weather report so he can worry about more important stuffs than last week's page 6 news?

The once proudly foul-mouthed party of Richard "those Goddamned Jews and Blacks" Nixon is awfully prissy now.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

He called them "Blacks"? That's SO respectful! I expected "Kikes and niggers" from Nixon.

BaldarTFlagass

"We have a temporary time in American history where our culture has been coarsened, where people’s expectations are low."

Thanks, in great part, to your little brother's administration.

coolhandnuke

So if you work hard, as our parents say, you can be President some day…Jeb.
Like your brother, who pulled a C- at Yale, tapped nothing but dry wells in his petroleum career, traded Sammy Sosa…oh fuck it there's not enough space here to list all his "hard wok and successes."

nounverb911

Partnering with the bin Laden family in Arbusto?

Tundra Grifter

chn:

Used eminent domain to secure land for a private baseball park.

memzilla

Avoiding Vietnam? Avoiding National Guard service?

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

Avoiding being arrested and jailed for DUI and snorting humongous quantities of cocaine, despite open public use and multiple witnesses. Just try being poor and getting away wit dat shit.

Beowoof

I-10 in Alabama was safe from the Vietcong while W was in the military.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

Yup. Not ONE guerilla attack in all those years.

BoroPrimorac

Not to mention that these same fuckers have spent four years downplaying Obama's academic achievements and calling him an affirmative action president.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

President has more and better knowledge, information, achievements, qualifications, and plain old ass-shaving smarts than PreppyBoy wut the GOP was sucking on the dick of for eight long years. And they dare to talk about the wisdom of that pseudoanthropoid and denigrate the Magna Cum Laude from Harvard. Yeesh, I long for point-toe steeltips.

BoroPrimorac

But it's all about hard work and playing by the rules, innit?

If hypocrisy were made out of lightning, these motherfuckers would be dropping dead left and right.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

If it weren't for the fact that religion offends my delicate sensibilities, I would already be praying for this shit to happen.

Loch_Nessosaur

Jeb Bush – Terri Schiavo killer.

BoroPrimorac

Poor cunt is still reeling from the fact that his dumber brother fucked up so bad at being preznit that he'll never have a turn.

BadKitty904

*knock wood*

Jus_Wonderin

Are we allowed to touch W's noggin?

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

With a baseball bat of votes, sure!

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

EVAH thankyewgodinwhomidon'tbelieve. EVAH. That feckless bastard will not get a death grip on this nation's gullet. The last one did enough damage.

HistoriCat

You are correct – we won't get the final bush until Jenna or Barbara is elected.

Jus_Wonderin

I sure hope we also get a Clinton in that same time frame.

HistoriCat

We're overdue for an Adams or a Harrison or a Roosevelt …

doloras

Or Fetus-in-a-Jamjar Bush.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

Very Presidential mien, that one. A bit smelly, with advanced age, but still better than W.

BoroPrimorac

They have a Mexican Bush who they're hoping to turn into Marco Rubio 2.0. He's supposedly running for public office in Texas in 2014.

Pithaughn

Oh, I can imagine president Romney caving in to the Bush crime family and picking Jeb for his second term, and then said crime family arranging for an "accident" for poor old Mitts.
How could we possibly elect Mitt for two terms? See "winner, POTUS, 2004"

Monsieur_Grumpe

When it comes to demeaning the presidency nobody will ever top the Shrub. Nobody.

LastGasp

George W. helped get the country into a war with Iraq, on the pretext that there were "weapons of mass destruction." That's what I call coarsening the Presidency.

Weenus299

We Preznits can't always say piss or shit or anything Johnny Cash would say. Sometimes we have to use a whole lot of gloryfuckinglanguage to decorate some halfwit propegation that I-Rack was about to use nukular weppins.

BadKitty904

Is it just me or are the GOPers getting more and more "prissy" as the election approaches? They can't all be church ladies, can they?

http://wonkette.com/ weejee

No, they're just your run-of-the-mill collection of dicks and cunts.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

It's not often that I upfist a cunt.

So to speak.

gullywompr

It's amazing, when they're going in the wrong direction, they accelerate. Except for Mitt, who just keeps turning around in circles.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

Today's statement from the GOP: Mitt's RIGHT about privatizing FEMA! FEMA's useless, we don't need it, nobody's had good experiences wid it. Srsly. This is what they're saying. Even as the hurricane barrels toward the coast and various state bodies are on their knees kissing Obama's ass with gratitude because, unlike Jebby's BRO, he's not on vacation eating cake or pretending to play guitar.

Rotundo_

Do you s'pose Dubya is cozying up with a six string trying his hand at songwriting? It could be the one thing he would be less competent at than the presidency. Sitting down in big D with no one but secret service agents and Pickles around without a single ring on the telephone from anyone but family (if *they* still call) for months and months has to wear on the man.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

The fucker's taken up painting portraits of dogs. Presumably nothing higher on the evolutionary ladder cares for his attempts at portraiture.

When you act like that, it’s kind of hard to say as a parent to your child, ‘You could be a president of the United States

Goodness, you can tell they're REALLY in panic mode when their best offense is disingenuous daintiness.

Hey Jeb , I've got 2 words for you. Nixon Tapes.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

Oh, hey, their latest thing is an assault on Nate Silver. Check out today's Politico. They've got Brooks tut-tutting him and other such Wise Men pronouncing him a has-been and a one-election wonder.

BigSkullF*ckingDog

My mom doesn't like it when I say the word "dork" because back in her day it meant a boy's thingy.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

My mother used to wash our mouths out with soap for saying "darn." She said it was taking the name of god in vain.

Jus_Wonderin

I got the soap treatment once. I think I said damn. No, that same dear Mom says words that would make a sailor blush. Of course, she is mainly repeating what my older brother says. But still……

Oh, it was Dial soap.

BigSkullF*ckingDog

I got spanked once in my life and it was for repeatedly saying goddamnit. I only stopped after my mom made my dad spank me. Then I went to my room and repeated it over and over under my breath. Soon after, they gave up on me.

BaldarTFlagass

"Goddamnit, Dad, stop spanking me!"

doloras

All hail Darn, the one true God!

Schmannnity

Hey, Jeb, in the words of the esteemed Dick Cheney, go fuck yourself.

second_gen

Came here to write exactly that.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

Go right ahead. Dick Cheney can't hear that often enough for my taste.

EnnuiThereYet?

Swearing is coarse. Waterboarding is presidential.

BadKitty904

Funny how that works…

BigSkullF*ckingDog

Black people use all kinds of swears. I know from watching "The Wire".

EnnuiThereYet?

shi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-t.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

Well, fuck me blind. Who'd'a fucking thunk?

Goonemeritus

To quote Roseanne Barr when a heckler accused her of being un-ladylike she responded with “Suck my Cock”.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

I actually really like her. Except when she loses it and starts saying crazy shit.

zecouchmaster

Hes running in 2016. Golly gee wilikers – that's going to be a hoot!

ChickTract_Fil_A

I agree. Calling Willard a Bullshitter is rude and disgusting. That being said, calling him a Muslim, socialist terrorist would be perfectly acceptable. (And I don't believe for a minute Jeb reads Rolling Stone).

LibertyLover

I think that taking a country to a second war on flimsy evidence and not paying for it at the same time as not paying for the first war kinda coarsens the office of the Presidency, but I'm funny that way.

BadKitty904

Good point. The blood of the young Americans maimed or killed in those stupid-ass, pointless wars pretty much coarsens the office of the presidency…

BoroPrimorac

Nothing coarsens the presidency like an Abu Grahib or Guantanamo Bay torture scandal. I mean, where the fuck do you go from there? The president would have to shoot his opponent in front of a live studio audience to coarsen the presidency more than that.

belmontreport

As long as fathers don't encourage their daughters or mothers encourage their sons, I'm happy.

GhostBuggy

That stuck out at me as well. As the father of one child, a girl, it's good to know I don't have to talk to her anymore! I can't wait to tell the wife that she'll be doing the encouragiatin' for LilGhostBuggy from now on.

LetUsBray

What evidently doesn't cheapen the presidency in Jeb-Jeb's eyes is helping your brother steal the election.

MissTaken

Every fucking person knows that you sound like a fucking dumbass whenever you bitch and complain using swear words. For fuck's sake, quit using these shitty words that just make you look like an asshole. Fucking grow up and speak like a goddamned adult, you cocksucker!

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

I'm so proud of you for remembering to spell "goddamned" correctly. (wipes tear)

natl_[redacted]_cmdr

Now where's my motherfucking iced tea?

http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com boskolives

Most republicans don't know there was a president between Clinton and Obama, or they would have asked why he didn't show up at Robme's primary theft.

Jus_Wonderin

Snark aside: the guy changing my oil the other day saw my Obama/Biden sticker. He asked "You like Obama? Why?" He was genuinely asking. Then he asked, do you like Condi Rice? I said, I have nothing against her. She is an accomplished woman. He says "She's Secretary of State, right?" (To myself. AAA!!! Why aren't people more aware of who is who in current politics???)

"No, Hillary is and I love her".

SorosBot

Yeah, cursing just like everyone who's not a fainting Victorian prude does is so much worse than ordering fucking torture.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

Or robbing the treasury, or engineering the greatest transfer of wealth ever seen, or leaving a once-vibrant and powerful American city to drown before the eyes of a horrified world.

Today we are all Tree Man – Bush's unnamed Forest Services official [24]

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

You had to remind me why I hated that fucking fuck. Now I'm gonna be a cockroach for at LEAST one lifetime.

(sulks)

doloras

If it's any comfort, if you ever come into my house as a cockroach, I'll make sure that lifetime is short.

Jus_Wonderin

Though, I know one cat that would like to have a bit of playtime with MittBorg.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

HEY! There'll be none of THAT.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

Um … I think I'd like a peaceful end. Can you do that?

Jus_Wonderin

Yeah, he was a genius of nicknames. What a dolt.

TavariousChinaSmith

Wait, I thought Republicans thought it was evil and hitleresque if we used to word "liar" to describe them when they lie (when they speak). Now "bullshitter" is off the table too? What's left, "phony, trixy, dissembling, fullofit, flim-flam fabulist"? I guess I'm okay with that.

sudsmckenzie

Well, that settles it, I'm back to Fireman or Astronaut.

Antispandex

"Sadly, when you act that way, people begin to diminish the importance of the presidency,”

What he meant was, "This is what happens to America when you let a negro become President", but he was too polite to say it. Polite is better. That's the point here.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

Oh, I heard the "negro" part loud and clear.

Veritas78

What I heard was pronounced differently. I'm surprised he didn't refer to the White House as a woodpile.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

Vile barnyard poopy talk? I guess Jebby done forgot about his bruvver making jokes about finding WMD in his drawers, huh?

BaldarTFlagass

Obscenity is the linguistic crutch of the illiterate, motherfucker.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr

Illiteracy! Fuck yeah!

larrykat

Fuck, I'm already like the President of the United States!

http://tactilepeggy.wordpress.com/ Pap Finn

Profanity coarsens our culture and demeans the presidency. Lying the country into a major land war in the Middle East and murdering tens of thousands of innocent people is a venial lapse, like using your salad fork with your entree. QED.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

Well, at least now we know the priorities and values of the leading spokespeople of both parties.

Why is anybody voting Republican, again?

tessiee

a la Dr. Zoidberg: Oh, right — the skin, the skin.

BaldarTFlagass

Also, nappy hair.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

Hundreds of thousands, actually, possibly over a million. Lancet/JohnsHopkins study of 2006 quoted a figure of 600,000, and there's been plenty of killing since then. Add in the >4,000 US troops. Iraq has a HUGE problem with orphans now.

BoroPrimorac

They also have a huge environmental problem, due to all the depleted uranium used during operation Iraqi freedom, which will produce deaths that would have not happened if it were not for the invasion.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

Kids being born with horrendous birth defects in Fallujah. Nobody's covering it, of course.

When a Republican politician or retired politician says something like this, a Democratic politician of equal or greater stature should be in his face in the media with a comeback. Rachel and Ed and Tweety don't count. Democrats have come a little ways, but they still need to learn to play the game a hell of a lot better.

BadKitty904

Truly! Refusing to call 'em on their self-righteous, posturing bullshit (yes, I said it) and label it as such simply empowers the impact of their lies on the electorate…

HistoriCat

Now all we need is a media willing to hear and report on a Democratic comeback.

CrunchyKnee

"We have a temporary time in American history where our culture has been coarsened, where people’s expectations are low. We’re living in a different time."

Temporary? Bush Twins 2024! Now that'll be some class.

BadKitty904

With a capital "K"…

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

or three.

calliecallie

“there’s the old expression that if you work hard, and you play by the rules…"

Tell that to any fucking guy on Wall Street and watch him fall over laughing. Tell that to your fucking brother, you dimwitted sack.

What is this, Leave it to Fucking Beaver? This really feels like it's right out of a 50s sitcom.

CrunchyKnee

Come now, Dumbya worked hard to get the Supremes to over-turn Flo'duh. Oh wait, never mind.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

Fight! FIGHT!

Glad to see I'm not the only person who is screaming fucking pissed off right now.

BoroPrimorac

If there were a god, a sack full of hammers would've fallen from the sky and landed on this motherfucker's head as soon as he said that.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

There's no lack of proof for the nonexistence of god, it seems. Luckily, I have medication.

Veritas78

Yes, and it's just an expression. No Bush ever worked hard or played by the rules. Although Bar certainly did have to labor to squirt that much evil out her twat.

editor

ah, yes. because breaking your foot while eating pretzels (?) is so much classier than calling bullshit when you see it.

When your brother W sexually harassed the shoulders of Angela Merkel while leering down her décolletage — that was pretty fuckin' coarse, Jeb.

LibrarianX

Jeb has never met Dick Cheney?

An_Outhouse

Dear Jeb,
Go fuck yourself.
– Dick C.

TRDMC

Oh, I see. So, being a low-IQ hand puppet (Dubya) or a demented relic (Reagan) or a paranoid sociopath (Nixon) doesn't demean the presidency, but calling a bullshitter a bullshitter does. OK, I get it.

And also too, an "avocation" is a hobby. This reveals a lot about what the Bush dynasty thinks about the presidency.

tessiee

Being Preznit IS a hobby — you know, like instructing the servants.

An_Outhouse

Shit. I told my daughter she could be a president of the United States. My wife was supposed to do that. We're fucked.

if you work hard, and you play by the rules, and if you have success, you could be just like him.

Or you could be a complete fuck up who goes through life drunk and entitled, then decide to use the family name, the Supreme Court, and some voting machine shenanigans to get into office so that your VP can actually run things while you go around giving speeches, playing golf, and partaking in inappropriate touching of foreign leaders.

COARSENING INDEED!

cousinitt

Dear Bush Spice, there are two very adult words you need to know:

Harry. Truman.

Cleopatriot

Douchebag.

alvinnewman

For those of us who endured service under two Bush terms here in good ol' FLA rest assured no one threw a bigger Baby Huey tantrum that JEB when one of his edicts (schemes) did not go as promised.

mavenmaven

Hearing swear words is MUCH worse than getting your virgin head blown off in some foreign war fought for no reason.

It's pretty fucking coarse to invite your Cabinet to talk policy with you while you're in the shitter audibly laying a monster.

Slim_Pickins

The Bush boys should start trying to act more like their father (stoic) and less like Carl Rove.

DemonicRage

Stew in your own refluxed bile, Jeb! Your brother was such a bass-awkwards failure of National Fuhrer that you will never get a chance to live out your family's plan for you!

Slim_Pickins

Apparently, dog whistles are acceptable in "polite" circles but audible epithets are not.

Eve8Apples

Election 2012 isn't over yet, but Jebbie is already gearing up for Election 2016.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

Until everyone who lived through 2000-2008, inclusive, in a conscious state has died/lost their memory, Jeb will NEVER have a prayer.

http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

on a day of inclement weather i would just like to remind jeb of 'katrina'.

Generation[redacted]

"Heck of a job, Brownie."

See? No swears.

BadKitty904

In that instance, any "bad" language may have been drowned out by the cries of the maimed and dying…

arduinohacker

Selling your stock in Harken oil before the quarterly losses are revealed or making hundreds of millions with Panamanian cash of unknown origin, or tanking Silverado S&L,. though, those are perfectly okay.

BoroPrimorac

To think how all that money is going to land on the laps of the drunks, drug addicts and fuck ups who call themselves the Bush grand children.

Fox n Fiends

*sigh* Fucking Conservatives. Even their bullshit is bullshit.

Pat_Pending

In the words of former VP Dick Cheney, "Go fuck yourself."

rickmaci

Oh, yes the shrub of presidential coarseness fertilized by a little hypocrisy and a truck load of b.s.

UW8316154

This is a big fuckin' deal.

Exhausted66

Oh, I thought he was talking about the potential of an actual bullshitter becoming president.

JackObin

Fuck the entire criminal Bush family in the ass with a broken bottle. Sorry for the language, Tubby Jeb.

BadKitty904

Off hand, I can't think of another, single American family that has done more, in recent years, to undermine and damage American democracy…

http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

Well, Obama's family is black…

smellypossum

Hey Jeb, your brother fucked the country coarsely for 8 solid years and diminished the presidency enough by ignoring the truth.

GFY, Jeb.

HobbesEvilTwin

uttering a barnyard epithet is far worse than cooking intelligence in order to sway a country into an illegal war that's killed, maimed or displaced over a million innocent people.

tessiee

You know, the pig-human hybrid does have a point:
"Bullshit" is a very rude and vulgar word, and those of us who consider ourselves ladies and gentleman shouldn't say "Bullshit" if we can possibly avoid saying "Bullshit"; so I'm not going to say "Bullshit" anymore.
`
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Just one more time, OK?
Bullshit!

tessiee

Hey, Pigface, aren't there some voting machines you have to go rig or something?

1stNewtontheMoon

You know what else coarsens our culture? Bullshit wars where lots of people die for no good reason.

tessiee

"As president of the United States,” he continued, “there’s the old expression that if you work hard, and you play by the rules, and if you have success, you could be just like him."

Yes, if only I were a draft-dodging cokehead drunk who had the good luck to be born into a wealthy crime family because my grandfather bankrolled Hitler, you guys would all be living in Tessylvania right this minute.

Oh, yeah — and Paul Ryan would be cleaning out urinals in biker bars.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

For tips.

I didn't SAY what kind.

Sparky McGruff

You think that's bad? You should have heard what he said to Clint Eastwood.

http://www.wonkette.com/ FlownOver

Jebby – To paraphrase Ol' Barb re: gerry Ferraro, I have something I can't say but it rhymes with "Suck shoe."

LagunaB

OT – Tree down, missed the house. No damage. Now I am watching the pond and creeks around us. Should be ok except if the electricity goes and the sump pump stops. Then I mop.

http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

ZOMG. Take care of yourself, little lady! I'll be watching for word from you.

tessiee

Hey, Jebbie — up yours with a rusty totem pole.

SheriffRoscoe

"Speakest thou bullshit?" was actually a common phrase used by Madison, who if I'm not mistaken was president at some long ago time.

Generation[redacted]

We’re living in a different time.

Oh sure, bring up Dubya, LBJ, Nixon, Truman, Washington, et al…

What does he look like, some kind of Presidential scholar or someone who studied history or watched the history channel before it became a pawn stars franchise?

chascates

How can someone whose mother is a cunt, father is a dick, and has one brother who is the biggest asshole that's ever been in politics be upset about a word like 'bullshitter'?

BadKitty904

A very interesting question, indeed…

rmjagg

it hits too close to home

BarackMyWorld

Selective outrage is still selective.

The sad part is that the next time Republican president does something similar, the Democrats will just look like petty hypocrites for objecting to the lack of objecting.

The only way out of this destructive cycle of fingerpointing is to never elect a Republican again, obviously.

ibwilliamsi

Jeb’s a major league asshole.

JackObin

Actually, the most obscene word I've heard on this campaign is mormon.

chascates

And talk about coarsening' the sainted Presidency:

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.
You're either with us or against us.
I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called "walking."
Bring them on.

rmjagg

it's laughable that any member of the bush family would complain about the coarsening of our culture when they have been using us like toilet paper , in one way or another , for generations ….

bflrtsplk

And to think Babs Bush one time tried to call Hillary a bitch. Oh how far we have fallen.

SpiderCrab

At least Jebbie he's thinkin' of the womenz and their tender virgin ears.

synykyl

Hey Jeb, If you can think of a word that describes Mitt Romney better than "bullshitter" does, please let the President know.

Blunderthing

There aren't any swear words anymore. They're all used so often in everyday speech they're lost all their profane-ness. Only "fuck" is hanging in there and that's only because it's so much fun to say when you're fucking.

PennyDreadful

But "fuck" is the worst word that you can say.

rocktonsam

Jebz is still pissed that everybody thinks his little brother is the smart one in the family

HarryButtle

“As president of the United States,” he continued, “there’s the old expression that if you work hard, and you play by the rules, and if you have success, you could be just like him. You could be a president of the United States. That’s what dads tell their boys and moms tell their girls.

Yea, um, that old expression is complete bullshit. You don't need to work hard or play by the rules (see Bush, George W), you just need to have a bazillion dollars (see all of them, Katie).

Come here a minute

That explains why Jeb's baby brother was such a fuckup; the presidency was an "avocation".

redarmyzombie

Yes, Jeb, because bullshit is so much more crass than Turdblossom…

decentcitizen

Oh my stars and garters. All the delicate ears of the Repugs weep blood at the invocation of "bullshitter". Its their kryptonite.

angryspittle

This piece of entitled shit thinks Obama coarsened the presidency? Does this fuckwad remember his fucking brother and what he did to the presidency? Jesus fuckity fuck.