Scientists Address the Menace of Belching Sheep

by Van Helsing | February 27, 2009 1:16 pm

Long after Western society has collapsed beneath the weight of moonbattery, people will look back and marvel at the technology we developed. But they’ll marvel even more at what we chose to waste it on. Here we see scientists in New Zealand trying to prevent sheep from belching, because — like dimwitted lunatics — they imagine the belches will make it be too hot out:

You would think with all the years there have been sheep on the planet, the weather would be nice and warm by now. Or maybe sheep didn’t get the idea of belching greenhouse gases until after Al Gore came out with “A Convenient Lie.”