Just finished watching The Last Vampire in the World, a movie for those who liked the idea of Twilight, but found Twilight's actors to be too emotive and the story too high stress and not... Christian???? enough. We oscillated between wanting to die, and laughing so hard we almost died.

Only worth watching in a group of fellow bad movie appreciators. For example, if you can say "my Bad Movie Night group", then yes, those people are the prime audience. Not worth watching alone. Its production value is so low as to be almost negligible; it makes up for that by covering everything in a fine veneer of Instagram filter. There's a sequence that's about 60 seconds of people leaving church. There's a romantic moment where they're exchanging long discussions about Greek myths and I'm positive I was watching the actress's eyes following a teleprompter. The final conflict involves a gun standoff in which someone gets shot and the heroine's finger isn't even on the trigger.

It's so obscure I can't even find it with a cursory search... you'd have to go deeper. I'm not even sure how my movie night host found it at all.

And..... also, Gods of Egypt is also pretty stunningly bad but in a hilarious way. Like, every decision in that movie (so the gods have god-forms that look like media suits and are animated like Iron Man's costume??) is so bonkers that it becomes almost mesmerizing.