Dr. Gregory Vreeland

Doctors
are supposed to be public
servants, priests and saviors. But we
also
have to make money. And woe
to anyone who tries to do
one at
the expense of the other.
I was just trying to help my
patients.
At first, I was as convinced
as my clients that my weight-loss
products
really worked. By the time I
was able to admit that they
didn’t,
I was so far into debt
that I didn’t have any choice
but to
keep selling them. Then the deaths
started, and I went to prison
for the
rest of my life. At least my
creditors couldn’t reach me there.