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Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Dirty Dress and Bird-Emphasisng makeup

...surely her convict [ex]boyfriend could have arranged something better for her? Girlfriend is pimping the new Get Smart movie in Rome.She's apparently also a fan some crazy psychic masseuse who gives her incredible pearls of wisdom such as: "love is the only action. Everything else is reaction"...probably while she mentally massages Anne's wallet. Well, I don't know about you...but consider me a new client!

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I'm a girl. I'm 25. I'm a law student. I work. I'm an excellent vegetarian, and a failed vegan. I'm a staunch atheist who happens to believe Morrissey could very well be God. I get depressed when people believe in the supernatural - and oddly- find celebrities brain-numbing...though I love models. I don't watch television and stay away from modern fiction. I think Richard Dawkins is hot. I spend my nights trying to secure a fine and prosperous future by posting on my inane, ridiculous, and mildly irrelevant blog.
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