Despite what you may have heard elsewhere, Zack Greinke is not taking up residence in Los Angeles anytime soon.

The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim play in plenty-far-away-enough Orange County, remember, and while the free-agent right-hander may opt to commute from the actual City of Angels to the stadium of his former team, he’s not donning the uniform of the Blue for the next five or six years.

The Los Angeles Dodgers have better options to choose from, thank you very much.