Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

When I was a kid I set a roaring blaze in a discarded Christmas tree with a simple firecracker.
They've done something wimpy to them nowdays. You couldn't light one up with a torch.
Must be the plastic they use now.
I remember when trees were made out of actual wood.
I'm...old.