Here is the picture that has become my wallpaper for everything in my life. I will use this image on my contacts, KEDS, dinnerware, toilet paper and anything else that can handle a picture of this caliber. This shit has made my emotions go to war. I don’t know whether to laugh or weep. The teddy bear face is telling me to smile, but Verne’s face is telling me to frown.

This is the definition of “the rent is due.” Verne Troyer is currently on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK and they made the houseguests, not just Mini-Me, dress up like teddy bears and eat from a honeypot. This is what it’s come to…. And I thought the sex tape was tragic.

It’s like my Teddy Ruxpin doll came to life and isn’t happy about it. If you pull his cord, he’ll say, “Fuuuuuck offfff!” Verne also looks like a depressed PedoBear without a prostitot to look at. This is sad….in a totally hilarious way.

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