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Anonymous said...

A drunk walks into a coppers bar wearing a pirates hat pulled down so tight over his head, it bearly reveals his bloodshot eyes. Some copper walks up to him and asks, "Just what the f*#ck are you supposed to be?"The drunk replies [slurs] , "I'm a f*#cking pirate!"The copper inquires, "If you're a pirate, then where's your 'Buccaneers?'

A pirate is walking down the street with a steering wheel in his pants. A man asks the pirate if he knew that there was a steering wheel in his pants. the pirate replies "Aaaaarh, it's been driving me nuts all day"

A pirate comlpains to his friend that he has a problm lately with fuedian slips. "I'm on the train and I ask the conductor for a Picket to Titsburgh".His friend laments he has the same problem, "At breakfast I was going to ask my wife to pass me the cream and sugar, and instead I said BITCH YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE."arghh