Moocow Poorchick (or James What The Hell's That Cow Doing In Here Poorchick)My God He's Heavy The FirstYodel LightleyTotal BiscuitChlamydia Weaver (ended up being Sally Weaver after her mother decided it was easier to spell)

I wouldn't normally write these words but I am PMSL at these. Brilliant! Man alive, Terry Pratchett is the business.

I think Imp Y Celyn in Soul Music because Pratchett uses the opportunity to inflict one of the worst puns in human history on the reader (it's sort of Welsh for Buddy Holly)Cut Me Own Hand Off Dibbler in Omnia (Small Gods)Adora Belle Dearheart because she is obviously spending her life trying to be the opposite of her name.Moist von Lipwig because it sounds like the perfect name for someone like him.