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Sunday, December 23, 2012

Sunday Morning Funnies: Marketing for Women!

Many women don’t understand Marketing. Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it up.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”That’s Direct MarketingYou’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One
of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you says, “She’s
fantastic in bed.”That’s Advertising
You
see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone
number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.”That’s Telemarketing
You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten
your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, “May I,”
and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against
his arm, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”That’s Public RelationsYou’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”That’s Brand Recognition
You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend.That’s a Sales Rep
Your friend can’t satisfy him, so he calls you.That’s Tech Support
You’re on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men
in all these houses you’re passing. So you climb onto the roof of one
situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, “I’m
fantastic in bed!”That’s Spam