The wonderful folks who seek to free Scooter Libby (now known as Mumia Abu-Scooter because it reads better on protest signs) seem to think that the public didn't know enough about this obscure public servant, patriot, and purveyor of ursine porn. But how to get the word out about Mumia-Scoot when it was obvious that the EmmEssEmm had no interest in his case?

Far be it from me to suggest a better marketing strategy after the defendant has already left the docket, but if they had only convinced Mumia-Scoot to shave his genitals and then go out for a night on the town with Paris Hilton, he might be a free man today. If not a little itchy, down there...