"Our lager which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, at home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages,
as we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever, barmen."

To friends

"My friends are the best friends,
Loyal, willing and able,
Now let's get to drinking!
All glasses off the table!"