Another funny thing is, the only difference(to me) between Kaep and Smith last season is that Kaep added his ability to run. Defenses respected him due to that. Passing the ball wasn't any different.

I know this isn't the main point, but I'd just like to say that Kaepernick did have a much better knack for connecting on the deep ball than Alex Smith did. I think ESPN or PFF had an interesting metric that showed Kaepernick had the best deep ball completion among starters beyond 30 or 40 yards. Kaepernick also has more velocity on his throws which has helped and hurt him at times.

Smith has a beautiful face. It's proportionate, the eyes are sparkling and a tremendous color, his smile is weak for this specific picture but he's shown elite smiling intangibles before so I believe this is an anomaly. Overall, a fantastic looking human being and could get any girl or guy out there regardless of career, choice, definite 8/10 at worst, could easily pass for a 9.

Seems like he has a gentle face, but Kaep really has some issues here. First of all, that nose. It's absolutely a monster, way bigger than any natural nose should ever be. Instead of going to his solid to above average smile, you notice that nose immediately. It's distracting and costs him big time, huge negative. He has really overrated facial hair as well, not helping his facial structure's weaknesses or distracting from them as well. Would I sleep with him just based on his face? That's the key question here, and I honestly couldn't say yes or no because of the weaknesses. Overall, a 6/10 at best, more inclined to go to 5/10.

What the hell? Superman and Captain America? Way to pick Dc's and Marvel's most boring characters. That certainly hurts Smith's case here.

The mediocrity is being stressed so much, but I just can't shake the feeling that this will either go really well a la Brees in New Orleans or (more likely) Alex will struggle and **** will get really bad while the Raiders take Geno and cruise to a 9-7 to 11-5 season.

With the receiving weapons the Raiders have, an "on" QB could easily take them to a high level. This **** just doesn't sit right. Definitely feels like the Chiefs really ****** up...like they were trying to figure out how to **** up worse than any team in NFL history.

Oakland really just needs a TE and a RB on offense. WR depth would help, but they're a pretty loaded offense if they take care of the former. With ~6 picks in the first 4 rounds, they can really load up. Eifert/Ertz in the second then grab a Michael Ford or Jonathan Franklin at RB with one of the other picks and spend the rest on defense.

Looking forward to the big screen adaptation of Alex Smiths life starring Ryan Gosling. It will be Drive meets football.

They should make it so that Gosling's acting ability reflects Alex's production throughout his career.

For the first 90 minutes of the film, Gosling can only communicate using crude grunts and clicks. He'll constantly walk into stationary objects and fall down. For the last ten minutes, he can speak at a high school graduate level and only stub his toe when he walks into ****.

Let us get this out of the way: Brady Quinn is an incredibly handsome man. He has a face chiseled out of stone almost, and the structure is perfection. He has had blemishes on his face in the past, but I cannot let that take away from his general incredible face. However, there's two flaws that come into play when looking at his face, at least in comparison to Alex Smith: his hair and his eyes. At times, his hair has looked terrific and suitable for a 10/10 tier QB. But far too often he has a 9 year old boy's haircut, and it detracts severly from his well mannered face. Finally, there is his eyes. Now look, I can't deny that I'm an eye man. I go straight for a person's eyes and if they have beautiful eyes, I'm mush. The problem with Quinn is simple, his eyes are bland. They don't jump out at you, and they're just a boring brown. I can't call something like that any other way. Contrast that to Alex Smith, who has amazing eyes that just sparkle wherever you go. Because of this, I have to knock him down to an 8/10.

Smith has a beautiful face. It's proportionate, the eyes are sparkling and a tremendous color, his smile is weak for this specific picture but he's shown elite smiling intangibles before so I believe this is an anomaly. Overall, a fantastic looking human being and could get any girl or guy out there regardless of career, choice, definite 8/10 at worst, could easily pass for a 9.

Seems like he has a gentle face, but Kaep really has some issues here. First of all, that nose. It's absolutely a monster, way bigger than any natural nose should ever be. Instead of going to his solid to above average smile, you notice that nose immediately. It's distracting and costs him big time, huge negative. He has really overrated facial hair as well, not helping his facial structure's weaknesses or distracting from them as well. Would I sleep with him just based on his face? That's the key question here, and I honestly couldn't say yes or no because of the weaknesses. Overall, a 6/10 at best, more inclined to go to 5/10.

Everytime I glance over this thread I read it as "Alex Smith is a Child" and then do a double take. Someone edit the thread title, please.

I always see it as "Alex Smith is a Chef."

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Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.

If someone finds a shirtless pic of Alex Smith, I'll do full extensive scouting reports on all of those 3 as well as Matt Cassell. It will help determine the ultimate winner of those 4 (probably Quinn but we shall see).

If someone finds a shirtless pic of Alex Smith, I'll do full extensive scouting reports on all of those 3 as well as Matt Cassell. It will help determine the ultimate winner of those 4 (probably Quinn but we shall see).

These scouting reports are redeeming you in this thread for me. You should contact Scott about taking over his scouting report duties, I feel like your insight would give us a different approach to things. Also, I think Quinn over takes Smith here. Quinn has the commercial endorsements going for him, "NOW IM DONE!"

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I don't know how old you are, but if you can get to 24/25 without getting arrested or killed, you've done well for yourself lol.