I can't believe any of them would think of complaining about that Super Bowl. We were five times the team they were, and they were lucky it was close at all. Sunday's game was indicative of how that game should have gone.

I'm starting to suspect this whole "preacher" thing is a crock. You're really one of those mail-order parsons, some sort of tax dodge, 30-something and still lighting bags of dogshit for the old doorbell trick.