The FORD THEATRE REUNION! Featuring your FAVORITE STANDARDS and ASTOUNDING ORIGINAL WORKS performed by the world's most RESPECTED MUSICAL PLAYERS! BREATHTAKING FEATS of UNTOLD HUMAN ENDURANCE! ASTONISHING PERFORMANCES and RARE & EXOTIC DANCES! RESTORATIVE NOSTRUMS and MAGIC TRICKS! UNICORNS of ALL SHAPES & COLOURS! Don't fall for recitalists of dubious ability: THE FORD THEATRE REUNION IS THE MOST ACCLAIMED TRAVELING COMPANY THAT HAS EVER GRACED THE PLANET!*
*The Ford Theatre Reunion and its affiliates offer no guarantees to the validity of these claims. Litigation is utterly futile.