"Hello, everyone! I'm the Dave that is Insincere Dave. Here's a really great list I've put together for you!!! It's totes original, because nobody has ever done a list of arbitrary things before!!!!!!!!!!!! There's nothing cynical about it at all!!!!!!!!!! I promise it won't waste your time in the slightest - it's probably the greatest list of all time!!!!!!!!?!!!!!

"It's a list of the most common faces that gamers pull, and it goes into loads of detail!!!!!! Of course, you don't have to share it with your friends so you can all laugh at it together, and they can share it with their friends - that's not at all why I've done it!!!!!!! Honest!!!!??!??!? Bye then!!!!!!!!!!!?"

12. THE 'I'M TOP OF THE LEADERBOARD' FACE.

11. THE 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO SINGLE PLAYER CAMPAIGN?' FACE.

10. THE 'I CAN'T BELIEVE IT HAS MICROTRANSACTIONS' FACE.

9. THE 'THIS GAME IS LAGGY' FACE.

8. THE 'THEY'VE LEAKED NEWS OF A SEQUEL TO A MILLION-SELLING GAME' FACE.