“High Capacity Assault Hose” by Old Fart Rants

A few days ago when I was watching the San Bernardino County Sheriffs on TV, shooting it out with rogue LA cop Christopher Dorner, and burning down the cabin he was in not far from here up in Big Bear California, I couldn’t help thinking about all the paranoid 2nd Amendment freaks and preppers like Wayne LaPierre and Ted Nugent. Apparently Dorner had been right under their noses, watching them from a cabin only a hundred yards away from their command post for days – and they didn’t even know it! Suffice it to say that the County Sheriffs aren’t exactly a bunch of geniuses! But as sloppy as they were, they didn’t need a tank, or a drone, or the UN, or any of the Chinese troops Alex Jones says are lined up just south of the Mexican border, waiting for orders from the New World Order to invade us and start killing American citizens in FEMA camps! And if you’re one of those people who’s freaking out about drones, or Obama "shredding your Constitutional rights" because he wants the government to be able to legally kill American citizens who have declared themselves enemies of the United States without due process, I just have one question for you – what the hell took you so long to get upset? The Patriot Act took away all your Constitutional rights 12 years ago! Unless you were screaming bloody murder back then, like us liberals and progressives were, shut the hell up now! All reasonable people are concerned about any loss of privacy or freedom – that’s not something that’s <b>…</b>