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Like ammir is a scientist with the National Mineral research Coperation and is doing some studies near Jammu when he comes to know that during world war 11, some britishers had buried a nuke bomb somewhere in Kashmir. Kajol is a third generation american who is facing charges of plagarism on her very first novel How chappel got famous, got worn and was thrown away. She returns to India and meets Ammir khan and the due pledge to work for world peace and start searching for the bomb...In the meantime, jackie chan who is like a bhojpuri farmer come often to srinagar to sell rice also meets the due gets impressed by their work and decides to join them. The plot gets murkier when amir comes to know that the device may go up anytime now so he frantically starts searching. But a combination of corrupt ministers headed by a HRD minister tries to prevent him by hiring bounty hunter A K Hangal (a former nobel peace prize winning Wrestler) to finish amir and kajol off...needless to say ammir and…

"I threat you! I challenge you meet me on the roof tonight for a duet!"

"I will kill you until you are dead from it!" "The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?" "I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!" "I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way." "Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep." "I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!" "You are too useless. And now I must beat you." "Gun wounds again?" "A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries." "You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken." "Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants." "Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected." "Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?" "Quiet or I'll blow your throat up." "You …

The local stray dogs association in bangalore yesterday night took out a procession to attack the state government for neglecting their plight. Police have reported incidents of violence from various parts of the city till the wee hours of Thursday morning. A software engineer was attacked by a bunch of cannines while returning from work and another attack resulted in severe wardrobe malfunction when a ploitician was stripped of his white dhoti by a angry bunch. Another cannine mob ransacked a local police station near Brigade road as additional central reserve force companies were deployed in various sensitive parts of the city to curb violence.

The Stray dogs Association of Bangalore (SDB) has demanded healthcare and other benefits to be extended to them. It has also asked the state government to stop agressive daytime patroling resulting in the arrest of many of top SAB leaders in the recent past. The SDB secretary was taken into preventive custody by cops late yesterday night whi…