My attempt of grammar nazi.
" Yes I do they are all stupid.
NO I think they are not Idiots they are retards.
Both of the above are wrong they are the stuff you find at the bottom of the mayonnaise jar."

and

ben_frank wrote::fsm_ninja:

It shall never die

you are all stupid celebrating a mocking religion that is completely false.

Question - considering Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is a global religion, what relevence does the US Contitution have at all, especially to the many of us who are not American? Surely we should go with the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, esp:

Article 1

All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights.They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood

Although shouldn't it be "should act towards one another in a spirit of pirate-hood"?

Article 2

Everyone is entitled to all the rights and freedoms set forth in this Declaration, without distinction of any kind, such as race, colour, sex, language, religion,, political or other opinion, national or social origin, property, birth or other status.

Article 18.

Everyone has the right to freedom of thought, conscience and religion; this right includes freedom to change his religion or belief, and freedom, either alone or in community with others and in public or private, to manifest his religion or belief in teaching, practice, worship and observance.

Article 19.

Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers.

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."--Pope John Paul II

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.-Albert Einstein

Max, try to avoid raising threads from the dead. They tend to get grouchy, and eat your nose off.

[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.-Darwin

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."--Pope John Paul II

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.-Albert Einstein

BlackFridayxRule wrote:i suggest you go crawl into a corner and do some rediscovering, but not of electricity, but of your inner-self.

It's called the shift key!
It's to the left of the z key and below the caps lock!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap

Sure, its nice to soar with the eagles, but hey, weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

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