Morning! Tiffany! Why are you dressed like that?! ABC. Kidz 1st. Uh, to look amazing? You know we're taking the kids, to visit the garden today! We'll be weeding, digging up veggies, watering - You're not dressed to do any of that! Oh, shux.

Wanna be friends? I could keep away bullies, you could help me learn stuff. I'd be your mentor. You'd be my guardian? I guess I could do gardening … Guardian. A person who watches over someone. Careful, Gum. And what's a mender? A mentor is a teacher. Hey! See how we're already doin' it? We're friends! Seems we are.

You know what I just thought of? When we were first married, you used to wear a bikini when you worked in the yard. You should do that. Are you serious? I don't have the shape or the skin for a bikini anymore. I certainly don't want our kids to see me in a bikini, let alone the neighbors. I'm afraid my bikini-wearing days are long gone, honey. An all you heard is "bla bla bikini, bla bla bikini, bla bla bikini." It was red.