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Did random thoughts of a telephone, curse words, and the phrase–Good Lord getme someone who speaks English or who would like to wrap this up in preferably under an hour before I permanently destroy my phone and anything in its path in a fit of rage just cross your mind???

We’ve all been there. We have all made the dreaded call to the “Customer Service Rep” that has brought out our inner “Psycho”.

At some point in everyone’s life we are faced with the unfortunate reality that–that call–has to be made.

Whether it is to dispute a credit card charge or to order The Magic Bullet from QVC, we at some point or another have broken down and dialed the dreaded 800 number.

When I have found myself in this blood pressure raising position I try to do a few things to offset the impending fury that is sure to make an appearance such as:

having no other distractions like screaming children or TV in the background.

being alone (because I want to be free to make a class A arse of myself) in the event that it “gets U-G-L-Y”.

And, I try to have one stiff cocktail beforehand as well as one on board in order to calm the nerves quickly simmering just beneath my skin as I dial the number.