That he had totally forgotten about the magical mayonnaise he was supposed to have picked up a long time ago. However, by the he got there the magic had worn off, and it was just normal mayo. He decided to make a sandwich with it.

Some of the magic must still have been left in there, because when Garret took a bite, he exclaimed that it was the best sandwich he had ever tasted. The wonderful goodness of the sandwich gave him a new ability that allowed him to...

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should've been more specific." -Lily Tomlin

Wondering what importance people in a normal earth jail would have, he set about doing his job. Once the captives were free, Master Chief transported them back to the base where he discovered they were not simple humans. In reality, they were...

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should've been more specific." -Lily Tomlin