Looking to make this a "December to remember" but you're broke and out of blood to sell? Here's ten cars still cheap enough to put a red bow on and gift this holiday season.

10.) 2009 Kia Spectra

MSRP: $14,200Crazy Incentive: $1,500 cash back in select areasPros: Five star crash rating, it comes in red to match the bowCons: Dinky cloth seats, fear of everything else on the roadHow You Sell It: "This is the fifth nicest car Kia makes"

9.) 2008 Hyundai Elantra

MSRP: $13,970Crazy Incentive: 0% financing or $1,000 cash backPros: It has four doors, America's best warranty, good mileageCons: It looks like a toy carHow You Sell It: "A Hyundai is practically a Honda, right? I mean, come on, both have an H on the front."

8.) 2008 Suzuki Reno

MSRP: $13,299Crazy Incentive: 3.6% financing, $250 loyalty cash for qualified buyersPros: Good warranty, sharp-looking and a stereo with a cassette player!Cons: A stereo with a cassette player, small, sounds like a city best known for the parody police showHow You Sell It: "You'll be the only one in the neighborhood with one of these."

7.) 2008 GEM E6

MSRP: $12,995Crazy Incentive: $500/$1000 cash backPros: Seats six comfortably, uses no gas, differentCons: Can only drive on streets with a 35 mph or less speed limit, 40-mile range, doors cost extraHow You Sell It: "Look Ma, I bought you a futuristic electric car."

6.) 2009 Chevy Aveo/Aveo5

MSRP: $12,625Crazy Incentive: Red Tag MSRP $11,797Pros: Your choice of sedan or hatch, it's an American carCons: It's an American car designed and built by Daewoo, smallHow You Sell It: "You're partially supporting America with this car"

5.) 2009 Toyota Yaris

MSRP: $12,205Crazy Incentive: $500 customer cashPros: 36 MPG highway fuel economyCons: Small enough to be flattened by a CorollaHow You Sell It: "Our love is as reliable as a Toyota!"

3.) 2008 Smart fortwo Pure Coupe

MSRP: $11,900Crazy Incentive: $99 to reserve a spotPros: Fun European design, easy to park, trendyCons: A two-seater, no a/c, power steering or radio standardHow You Sell It: "It's European!"

2.) 2009 Nissan Versa 1.6S

MSRP: $9,990Crazy Incentive: 0% financingPros: Roomy for its class, good mileageCons: No a/c, no radio, no anything even hinting at convenienceHow You Sell It: "Don't worry about the mortgage, I didn't spend more than $10K on on this..."

1.) 2009 Hyundai Accent GS

MSRP: $9,970Crazy Incentive: 0% financing or $1,000 cash backPros: It's the cheapest car in America, good mileage, four whole speakersCons: No a/c, no radio, automatic transmission a $2,100 premiumHow You Sell It: "I just bought you a car, okay. Don't be ungrateful"