About Me

The Best Ad Critic In The World™ (™ pending), also a damn good copywriter with 20+ years experience in NYC. Hire me for your in-house creative department, and I will help you make better, funnier, more interesting, and more effective ads/branded content. Samples/resume available upon request. Salary request is very reasonable.

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

(click ads, via) It's time again for copyranter's ArtDirectorsGoneWild! The concept here, as it often is with today's digitally dependent dorks, is "Photoshop." These torturous images will of course appeal wonderfully to the sensitive pet owner demographic. Agency: FP7/BAH, Bahrain. Previously in: Photoshop Animal Abuse.update: a Bissell rep wrote to tell me "this is not a Bissell advertising campaign. It was one of several concepts submitted to one of Bissell's international distributors and was never intended for publication."

As a nice guy who shares my life with 2 dogs and takes really good care of them, I shave my dogs after the winter using a vacuum attached to the clippers. It's a good thing. The dog like it, it sucks up fleas, there are mothballs in the tank to kill the fleas and we have little to no cleanup. Not everything sucks because PETA says so. After all, PETA members kill and dump dogs behind Piggly Wiggly and that is ok.