With the onset o’ St. Patrick’s Day I thought to leave you wi’ a bit o’ humor t’night and hope that yer e’en’ be light. Here be a smile or two for ye !

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Father O’ Malley answers the phone.

‘Hello, is this Father O’Malley?’ ‘It is’‘This is the Inland Revenue Service, income tax department. Can you help us?’ ‘I can.’‘Do you know a Ted Houlihan?’ ‘I do’‘Is he a member of your congregation?’