...ya...the lancester kinda pulled it off (sorry about that phrase, mcfly) which is what he set out to do...

...he was never gonna let this be anything more than a 'key phrase' chat with americas omnipotent sweetheart...

...the most powerful women in the infotanment business asks a few supposedly 'anything goes' questions, doesn't pursue anything analytical & softballs the rest...

...so, we got - "...yes, i doped...yes, i took these drugs...yes, i'm flawed...yes, i'm working on it...yes, i owe people an apology...yes, this cost me about 95 million...yes, i hate that...ohhh & yes i promised i wouldn't come in girls mouths & i did..."...

...for 95% of those who cared to watch, that's it, that's all they needed...lance's public mea culpa..."...how could there be anything more ???...i think he covered it all..."...

...without the public media attention garnered over 7 tour wins & the livestrong foundation tie in, not a lick of attention would have been paid to lance armstrong, so for those kinda folks, this was their opportunity to lay it all to rest...

..."...see ???...he's being honest now...he admitted he was lying, but, hey, lookit all the other sports guys who've screwed up one way or another...what are ya gonna do ???..."...

I went to a bachelor party in the summer where people threw huge serving sized spoonfuls of potato salad through a huge exhaust fan (lots of handfuls too). This was on the second floor. When I left the cars parked under the fan looked like they had an inch of snow on them. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Te'o Manti is now being interviewed by Katie Couric. I can't wait to massively fuck up so I can be interviewed for two long hours and admit what an asshole I was whole still continuing to be a total asshole.

RCT, wow, douchiest post of the day. Lance Douchestrong for sure. And not only that, but you've implied you doped to get there, you big dope. Seriously, the whole blogolympics comments race is pathetic enough without making a douchey spreadsheet to track it.

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