kumanoki:FrancoFile: I'm more upset over their use of the flag than I am the nudity. It's a frat house; of course there's a latent homosexual subtext.

THIS

Mitch: (On phone) Hey, dude, what's up?Frat Guy: Yo, Neil, is that you?Mitch: Yeah, it's me...Neil!Frat Guy: Hey, it's Jason, man. We just got back from laying a beating on these guys. I mean, we messed them up good. And the whole time, this guy's just lying there, crying like a little girl! Hold on, I'll get Terry.Mitch: No don't get Terry! I mean, look, the reason I'm calling is this - there's all these guys going around to the different frat houses pretending to be cops, but they're not real cops. They're fake cops. They just robbed a bunch of stuff from the delta psi house. So don't be fooled, OK?Frat Guy: Sure thing, dude. thanks for calling.Mitch: OK, no problem there, dude. Now, uh, you go back to doing something latently homoerotic, all right? (Hangs up)

Attention Frat Boys:We get it, it's okay to be confused/in denial about your sexuality. College is supposed to be about self-discovery after all, and seriously, you're not fooling anyone. Calling "no Homo" changes nothing, and honestly, the fact that you even feel the need to SAY that as often as you do is bit of a dead giveaway. I mean, for the love of god, you even call yourselves GREEK oganizations right?

So, since we know, and you know,-even if you are in denial-, how's about you go ahead an go full -on "free to be you and me" and experiement to your heart's content, and drop the hyper-obnoxious exaggerated hetero-sexuality, date rape, and binge drinking you use as a "cover" mmkay?

In my sorority days, we stole another fraternity's flag (I think it was PKE or maybe SAM) and sent them a pic of it with a bunch of us naked (using the flag to cover our lady parts) blackmailing them for beer. We were of course drunk when we did this. Stealing "letters" is a big no-no in the greek system and a couple of the guys in the fraternity were REALLY pissed at us.

The rest blew up the picture poster-sized and hung it on their walls.

Let's just say it was pretty easy to figure out who was gonna come out of the closet in a few years.

And yes, we got the beer. But thank god there was no facebook back in the day.

/I know, I know, CSS//would have probably hung these guys' pics on my wall in my college years.

frat guy: hmmmm, how could we attract more sorority sluts to party with us? hmmmm...frat guy: hey Tyrone... would you mind taking your clothes off so we can take some pictures?Tyrone: no. that just sounds ghey.frat guy: no I don't mean just pictures of you without your clothes... there will be other 'brothers' with you in the pics. we'll send it some sororities (mainly full of white girls).Tyrone: oh, ok well that sounds legit. let's do this!

At least you did it the fun way. A frat tried to steal one sororities letters at my school and the sister who caught them locked the closet and called the cops. Could have held them hostage or pranked them (like squirt guns or something) but no, farking breaking and entering.