The crystal ball is malfunctioning. Sorry, I'm sending it back to the shop. The next person who wants to try using it is welcome to grab the fees.

PM: Why is this still not done?ME: l be perfectly happy to finish a piece of your project if you'll STOP CHANGING MY GODDAMNED *nuclear level right goddamned now!* PRIORITIES.PM: I gave this to you three weeks ago!ME: You mean the day after the last day I had a day off? Stay still, my vision's a bit blurry so reloading may take a moment.

- Craig Farrell

Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

Evil Kraig F (6/26/2014)The crystal ball is malfunctioning. Sorry, I'm sending it back to the shop. The next person who wants to try using it is welcome to grab the fees.

PM: Why is this still not done?ME: l be perfectly happy to finish a piece of your project if you'll STOP CHANGING MY GODDAMNED *nuclear level right goddamned now!* PRIORITIES.PM: I gave this to you three weeks ago!ME: You mean the day after the last day I had a day off? Stay still, my vision's a bit blurry so reloading may take a moment.

You must get up to date, crystal is out, Extrasensory perception network is in, still working on the reception though

Evil Kraig F (6/26/2014)The crystal ball is malfunctioning. Sorry, I'm sending it back to the shop. The next person who wants to try using it is welcome to grab the fees.

PM: Why is this still not done?ME: l be perfectly happy to finish a piece of your project if you'll STOP CHANGING MY GODDAMNED *nuclear level right goddamned now!* PRIORITIES.PM: I gave this to you three weeks ago!ME: You mean the day after the last day I had a day off? Stay still, my vision's a bit blurry so reloading may take a moment.

You must get up to date, crystal is out, Extrasensory perception network is in, still working on the reception though

I didn't see you in my office today, Craig, but it sure sounds like you were there.

Eirikur Eiriksson (6/26/2014)You must get up to date, crystal is out, Extrasensory perception network is in, still working on the reception though

The problem with the ESP network is the signal:noise ratio is bad. I don't want to be hearing what all my colleagues are thinking (really don't) while trying to figure out if an OP has ever written T-SQL before.