“For over 20 years, I have illustrated the absurd with absurdity, three hours a day, five days a week. In this instance I chose the wrong words in my analogy of the situation. I did not mean a personal attack on Ms. Fluke”…he continued: “My choice of words was not the best, and in the attempt to be humorous, I created a national stir. I sincerely apologize to Ms. Fluke for the insulting word choices”