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12 Things Bandwagon-Hopping Nobs Will Say At This Sunday's All-Ireland Final

The final step on the long and arduous journey towards Sam takes place this Sunday, when the Dubs face Kerry in a bid to get their hands on the most coveted trophy in the land.

Tickets, understandably, are like gold-dust – and yet, as ever, there'll be a massive chunk of the crowd who managed to wangle their way in despite not having been anywhere near Croker in more than a decade.

They won't be particularly difficult to spot – in fact, you may know one of them yourself. But just in case you're in any doubt, these 12 key phrases will give away the bandwagon brigade a mile off.

We're following the green route, lads

Because you’ve been to Croker so many times, you still need coloured posts to show them how to get in?