"SpongeBob SquarePants" (7 p.m., Nickelodeon): Forget everything you thought you knew about SpongeBob. In this new episode, he shrinks his square pants in the dryer, and must find new ones.

"Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana" (7 p.m., Disney): A three-episode cross-over special that combines "Wizards of Waverly Place," "The Suite Life on Deck" and "Hannah Montana." I hope there's some sort of soundtrack or commemorative DVD I can buy so the magic doesn't have to end.