I couldn't agree more about this crappy show.

A look at the awful children's programming you're forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. Illustration by Jim Cooke. The Show Max & Ruby The Theme Song Max and Ruby! Ruby and Max! Max and Ruby! (horn fill) Ruby and Max! Max and Ruby! Ruby and her little brother Max! Max and Ruby! (giggling) The Mythology Max and Ruby are both child bunnies living in a house together. Ruby is the big sister. Max is the little brother. It appears that they live alone and that their parents are dead, presumably run over by a Chevy Silverado, or perhaps sold for meat by this woman: As a result of their parents' mysterious absence (creator Rosemary Wells says that the parents are alive but never seen, which strikes me a flimsy attempt of a coverup. ROSEMARY WELLS IS HIDING SOMETHING FROM US), Ruby is forced to take on more matern...