A man went to the local Medical Center, to have his wedding ring cut off his penis,but to his misfortune the operation wasn't covered by his medical insurance.

According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend had found the ring in his pants pocket while he was asleep..She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly and slipped the ring on his penis while he slept.

I don't know what's worse:

1. Finding out you signed up for the wrong medical insurance coverage.2. Having your girlfriend find out you're married.3. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis....OR...4. Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

Any takers, will fish , hunt and clean your truck> I know it's late notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the > Super Bowl in Minneapolis at the new U. S. Bank Stadium on Sunday, > February 4th. They are box seats and he paid $3,500 per ticket, which > includes the ride to and from the airport, lunch, dinner, a $400.00 bar > tab and a pass to the winners locker room after the game. What he didn't > realize when he bought them last year was that it's on the same day as his > wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his > place. It's at St. Paul's Catholic Church at 3 p.m. Her name is Ashley. > She's 5'4", about 115 pounds, a good cook, loves to fish and hunt and will > clean your truck. She'll be the one in the white dress.