Friday nights alright for fighting.
I'm going to a birthday party tonight at the Black Swan in Cowley. It's notoriously rough, and the beer is awful. I might get beaten to death.What might kill you this weekend? Your crippling food addiction maybe? Or are you going hang gliding? Or something else dangerous.
(Windy PigNo thank you., Fri 19 May 2017, 16:52,
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Bill Hicks made fun of Cowley when he performed in Oxford
That's my knowledge of Bill Hicks and Cowley used up.
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It used to be a bit grim.
It's very hipster now, but some of the rough old bits hang on.
(Windy PigNo thank you., Fri 19 May 2017, 16:58,
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I just googled it
the crown house club sounds like a brothel
($$, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:02,
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Not in the bouldering room, no,
and I'm often reliant on the auto-belays on the big walls. Even with a human belay, the risk remains. Hoping to do a Lead course, this year, which has an increased risk of smacking one's head against the wall.

It's not very powerful
not like the ones you get in those carwash places - they have a kick like a shotgun - and I'll stand away away
(garideadthat money was just resting in my account, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:14,
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I wouldn't pressure was a bicycle, you'll force water past the seals and your bearings will pack up
Pushbike chat
(drimbleI'll just fill my pipe, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:28,
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Just the chain really
They get so clogged up after all that sticky lube and dirt and it's manky cleaning them by hand
(garideadthat money was just resting in my account, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:40,
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I wouldn't really use water and soap to do that.
Chuck the chain in a Jam jar full of isopropyl alcohol or petrol if you're feeling adventurous, screw the lid on and shake it.
(Slippery Mick, Fri 19 May 2017, 18:10,
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I'm (hopefully) unlikely to be killed by anything this weekend
My mate is trying to persuade me to see London Posse twice as the first one is sold out. I think I will.
(Richard mcbeefhad breakfast with Jimi Hendrix, Fri 19 May 2017, 17:28,
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Amazing that it was released in '87
Waaay ahead of its time. Literally no-one else was MCing with UK accents at that point
(Richard mcbeefhad breakfast with Jimi Hendrix, Fri 19 May 2017, 18:00,
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Yeah should be good. Hope you enjoy it. I didn't end up getting round to booking it because I'm a fucking wally.

Getting fucking hammered tonight, maybe.
I took the day off for the sole purpose of taking a delivery, the confirmation of which I got by text message this morning, and the cunts never turned up. I ordered the item on 10 April...this must be literally their seventh failed attempt to deliver it.

So it's either get hammered or punch a random stranger who's looking at me funny, because I am seriously angry right now.
(Ragnarok FormationFlebonacci's Number, Fri 19 May 2017, 18:33,
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