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Topic: Bar's open! What'll you have...? (Read 55291 times)

It's come to my attention that a certain lady 'round here is in need of some liquid refreshment of the free (and beer) variety, so I figured I'd jump back here behind the JediDefender bar and open this bad boy up and get the party started! So what'll you have? Pick your poison! I hope no one minds if I enjoy a nice stogie while I tend the bar. MMMmmm...

Hopefully someone can entice Beedo to stop by soon though, as he's a much better bartender and drink mixer than I am! Those Devil Dogs he makes are to die for! Nigel... you out there? Don't make me do it alone here buddy. Our members here deserve better than me!

Ah Matt, I have been waiting to break out a few new stogies myself. I am a connoisseur in the making with a fine cigar. I will bring over an extra Arturo for ya, but while you are behind the bar grab me a cold guniess draft. All the talk about those yesterday made me thirsty.

Matt, make that 2 Guinness's. Wayne, would it be OK to have a fine cigar? I have not had one in awhile & it will keep me off the cigarettes for abit. I hope more people show up so we can make a toast to the JediDefender's bar, were its a place that everyone knows your name.

Alright folks, this isn't funny anymore. Someone's gonna have to make a serious Guinness run here pretty soon, 'cause I'm just about out! Brent, you're going to have to stick with the Rusty Nails for a while, 'til we can restock on the Guinness. Brad, uh... sorry, but I'm gonna have to see some valid I.D. from you, my friend. I've heard rumors that you're not even half of Brent's age...

And did anyone mess with my stuff back here behind the bar? There seems to be a few bottles out of order, and as you all know, I'm a stickler for order! I'm gonna have to keep my eyes on you guys...

Keep the stogies comin' Wayne! I'd also like to make a request to everbody here... I'm glad to see you're enjoying the bowls of peanuts and pretzels so much, but please don't spill them all over the bar. Did I mention I'm a stickler for tidiness too? Thanks! Now if I can just remember how Beedo used to make those Devil Dogs, I'll be in business! Carrie - any recollection? You were there...

Get the bar open early today, got a lot of sports to watch today for those who enjoy those, Playoff hockey, Busch racing, basketball, baseball and even NFL Europe football.And for those who don't like sports we will have other entertainment.

OK I made the run for Guinness run. A few cases should hold everyone for a bit And open a window all the cigar smoke is clouding the room.