I told my daughter to walk away from any <expletive deleted> that had to beg and booze you for attention. If he gets between you and the door put a knee in his choons and leave him lay.

Otherwise I kind of dig the song, though I don't get it being a Christmas song, either.

+1

So bible colleges are that different, eh?

???

Booze and begging were part of courtship 20 years ago and pretty much ran both ways...I.e., the girl was just as likely to try to get you a little lit up if she liked you. But I didn’t go to a bible college. Maybe kids are different there?

I went to a Methodist college, first time around.

There was one time, a highly lit-up girl pinned me against a wall with both arms. Not as much fun as it sounds. A gracious escape was nigh impossible.

"Utter frogshit from start to finish." - Onyx

"I shall not wear a crown of gold where my Master wore a crown of thorns." - Godfrey de Bouillon