Okay fine, another rhyme
Is hidden up my sleeve
It's like I am a stingray
And you're Croc Hunter Steve

Wanna fight? Call Dana White
And also call Joe Rogan
I'll pee on that Newton-John
And then wipe with Paul Hogan

You cannot win a fight with me
I am the better man
I will kick you down the street
You empty Foster's can

You simply cannot hope to win
So just throw in the towel
Cos when you are with Danni
She's thinking "Simon Cowell"

**Flash to the color booth**

Fans, we are SEEING something special here. This new kid has awoke the ire of our champion and he has come out swinging. Notice the subtle reach back, much like Dog's sister provides some of us on Friday nights, with the reference to Simon Cowell? Absolutely brilliant.

And the stay at home references? How the champion is basically gutting the island's hollywood & star offerings and just beating them down like a drill sergeant? This is some action here.

Auslach, what can I say? This kid from the deep southern island continent took Cane's advice and came heavy. He left the gloves off and didn't bother to jockstrap up, he is just slinging it heavy in the champions face!! Notice the brilliant references to writers past and just disarms the champions' claims to literary royalty.