Saturday, April 22, 2006

Sleep deprivation

I'm a big girl, I truly am. I can stay up as late as I want. As often as I want to. But I am not insane. I cannot stay up for long periods of time without negative repercussions. The first thing that goes, is my scarcasm. The second thing that goes, is my perception of reality, and the third thing that happens, is the nightmares.

I'm going on hour 45. Deep breath...

I had only been watching for the droid commander for some time, my sources told me he would be on Naboo very soon, and I've had to wait for him. Since, apparently, I am the only good republic spy.

I am sitting at a table, in an all you can eat buffet, I've had a plate, and my cup is empty...

That's when I saw th Droid Commander, he was a human, and he looked tiny and geeky. I stood and realized, killing was wrong. What a good time to realize that. I ran towards him and force pushed him, sending him flying.

"Droids! Attack!"

There were about ten of them, they turned to me and held their blasters ready.

"Aren't you all just so cute," I said, "You're such sweeties."

The droids looked confused. They all rushed me and grabbed me, I tried to struggle to get away. But I couldn't.

They took me to their ship, and they ran me through a conveyor belt. Saw blades came towards my head, and I tried to fight my way out, when the tranquilizer hit me, and I fell asleep.

When I woke up, I felt weird, I felt cold, and emotionless. I was back to normal! That's when I realized, I looked down at my robotic arms, they had made me into a Jedi-Droid-Bot, and I was going to be used against the Jedi.

"Excuse me?" A woman's voice asked, "Would you like a refill?"

"Of oil, affirmitive," I replied...

Thats when I woke up...What was that? A nightmare... I've been up for so long, I can't tell anymore.

"Mam? Are you going to order?"

"What?"

"You came in, and sat down, and fell asleep."

"Are you real?" I asked.

"Yes, to the best of my knowledge."

"Good, than get away from me."

I saw the droid commander, I extended my lightsabers and charged in.

It feels good to have sleep.

If you'll excuse me, I've got to go end any chance of Jedi-Droid-Bots.

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