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10.2.13

Iranian Nose Jobs can sabotage Eugenics

Dear Michael,

It is no secret that many Iranian woman
do not value their impressive, arian noses very high. In contrast, they
tend to follow a very questionable beauty picture that more and more
seems to be coined by the Japanese manga figures. For them, a nose is
merely anything more than a small ridge to hide the nostrils.
The historical form of Iranian noses, however, is impressive, and if an
ancient myth is true that the nose is the main location of human
character, than Iranians must have a lot of it (which I believe many of
them will agree).

The more I regret that low self-esteem
of Iranians when it comes to the shape of their facial “center of
gravity”. Iranian woman try to raise their competetiveness when hunting
for a good match on the vanity fair, and the men, beeing either the
driving force behind this or the obidient donkey, really fall for this.

Here I will explaine to you (based on
what I feel as a young woman and what I learned as a young geneticist)
the short and the long term consequences of this:

1) In the short term,
there will be a constant drop of beauty among Iranian woman, because
more and more collect or borrow money to afford a “Nose Job”. So very
soon, you will see less and less Iranian ladies whom their strong and
proud character is logically located in an equally strong, sharp and
expressive nose. We might be confused soon, that Iranians with strong
self-esteem decline to western beauty standard, have their face
irreversibly damaged only to fill the pockets of those medics, who as
all their colleagues from other disciplines agree, are the least
qualified ones to distinguish between health and disease, let alone to
cure any real sick patient.

The Iranian woman who lost this
attribute of an ancient, devine beauty, however, will in fact have
better chances to catch a husband and have more children. That is what
we know from natural selection of the fittest, which if we like or
dislike, becomes the natural selection for the most attractive in the
human population.

But, thanks to genetic laws, there is
not only hope in sight, as I will explaine in the following, but in the
long term these “Iranian Nose Jobs” even have the potential to rescue
the Iranian Nose from becomming extinct by natural selection.

2) Because on the long term,
of course, no plastic surgery can change the genetic code, that over
hundreds of generations insured that Iranians, sometimes synonymously
with the original Arian nation, where characterized by nice, sharp,
impressive noses. No ordinary medic, let alone the half-educted plastic
surgeons, have any clue where in the Iranian genome the key for nose
shape is hidden, or how this could be manipulated. So with the current
genetic knowledge and the status-quo of molecular technologies, the real
treasure of the Iranian nose is still hidden and safely deposited deep
in our genome. So even if all Iranians have their “noses done”, the
next and all following generations still carry the fertile seeds to grow
proper Iranian noses again.

But this is only half of the truths, the real excitement comes here:
Without plastic surgery, large Iranian noses could in fact become
extinct due to genetic admixture from (Iranian x Non-Iranian)
partnerships (introgressing the Small-Nose-Gene-Variant from East-Asian
or US or Latin-Americans) followed by preferential marriages between the
descendents inheriting the Small-Nose-Genes (and consequently growing
these dwarf nose variants reminiscent of a Hobbit face). Over just a few
generations, there would indeed undergo a natiural selection for the
Small-Nose-Gene-Variants, resulting in irreversible loss of the Iranian
noses. But this, in fact, does not happen, thanks to the plastic
surgeons and their messing up with the natural link between beauty,
genes, and attractiveness. By virtually “hiding” the real heritable
Iranian Nose variant behind a fake, non-heritable small nose, natural
selection can not take place any more.

So in the long term, nose jobs to
Iranian woman might ensure that the real traditional Iranian nose shape
with its distinct and impressive sharpness will always reappear in every
new generation. In other words, the plastic surgeons who make money from nose-reducing operations to Iranians on the assembly line, carry out in fact a very efficient sabotage operation against eugenics.