Confession Booth

Uploaded 03/25/2010

Priest sits in a confession booth. A guy comes and says that he raped a girl. The priest replies "Maybe the girl seduced you and said she was raped, so you don't think she's easy?" The guy nodded and left.

Another guy comes and says that he raped an old woman. The priest replied "Maybe she enjoyed it? Since she's old, this might have been the last time for her to enjoy the pleasures of a man?" The guy nodded and left.

Third guy comes and says that he raped a priest in another town's parish. The priest replies in an angry tone "What is wrong with you? How many times do I have to tell you, people? Here is your parish and here is your priest!"