And of course, like those Page 3 girls who we sometimes run across opening up the newest Tescos supermarket in Scunthorpe, or somesuch ghastly place that I have never been to, these lovely busty gals sometimes show up at this or that party -- club bait to attract the stronger sex.

That's when I sighted these damsels online.

Good. God. What mingers!

And I don't use that word lightly or often, but this is the only thing that comes to mind, my friends. Just utter utter mingers.

A) They're HIDEOUS, especially that second one from the left.

I've seen cuter visages in mugshots. And I bet you her name is Brandi Wendy, a name I got from the Chav Name Generator.

B) There's not a dumb blonde bimbo in the BUNCH! What the hell.

Even your lowest quality Hooters can't do without one stunning blonde, as thick as porridge, but she wasn't hired for her brains.

And yes, in case you are wondering, I have been to a Hooters restaurant once -- in CocoWalk, I think it was or Bayside, and yes, with friends. It's hardly the place a girl goes alone, even in Shanghai where they don't know any better.

Either way, looking at these Nuts slappers I can only think of one thing:

Is that the best you can do, UK?? I think the gauntlet has been dropped.

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They're HIDEOUS, especially that second one from the left.

Hmm, either there's some mix up here, or the pretty/sexy distinction comes into play. For me, the second one from the left is unquestionably the sexiest of the lot. If I had to choose the most hideous one, it would be the second one from the right. Keep in mind that some males don't have the same criteria as you. I find the lady in black from your next entry as unappealing as Margaret Thatcher, regardless of what fashion sense she may exhibit (the needle heels being one particularly strong turn-off).

Did you get my rakia recommendations? I have the distinct feeling that you stop reading the comments to your entries after a while (knowing how meticulously you answer them otherwise :-)))

The First one has just come back from 'Foxy Nails R Us', paid for by her 3rd boyfriends-ago Visa.

The Second one having a fishwives caterwaul, not unlike a Python in drag, with only slightly less nose hair. Let's face it, if your chest can be unfavorably compared to Elton John's it's time for a bra with air shocks like a lowrider!

The Third one was hired by Hooters because not only can she be a waitress, but her chin could be used to slice cheese paper thin for the burgers.

The Fourth one (best of a sad lot, IMHO)has the Mother of all Vacuous Stares. If abs were brains, we would be living in a world without want or cancer, but, alas, they are not.

I am down with the asssessment of Black Beauty, but not for moi personally, as I have experience with a girl just like that, who was broken, twisted, and truly disturbed in her mind and heart, such that I cannot separate the two. Such is the effect of her appearance on me, that such things are linked! While this is not an attack on fashionability per se, I find more ugly/frightening personalities among those who look awesome...just coincidence?

And yes, in case you are wondering, I have been to a Hoosters restaurant once -- in CocoWalk, I think it was or Bayside, and yes, with friends. It's hardly the place a girl goes alone

It might surprise you to read this, Vicks, but I refuse to go my local Hooters. The food's not that good, is over priced for what it is, and local girls? a bunch of really pretty/sexy/hot sorority chicks who think they should get a big tip just because they do their job and actually speak to you.

I get treated much better at other eateries in town. And if I happen to be on the road, and I go into a different Hooters, I get treated pretty well, there, too.

The First one has just come back from 'Foxy Nails R Us', paid for by her 3rd boyfriends-ago Visa.

Brutal, just brutal.

The Second one having a fishwives caterwaul, not unlike a Python in drag, with only slightly less nose hair. Let's face it, if your chest can be unfavorably compared to Elton John's it's time for a bra with air shocks like a lowrider!

The Third one was hired by Hooters because not only can she be a waitress, but her chin could be used to slice cheese paper thin for the burgers.

LOL...

The Fourth one (best of a sad lot, IMHO)has the Mother of all Vacuous Stares. If abs were brains, we would be living in a world without want or cancer, but, alas, they are not.

I like the last one SECOND, most of all.

Like Renato, if push came to mighty shove, I would have to choose Door Number 1.

The last girl, whilst I know what you mean about vacuous stares (heh), does have a rather hard, ex-or-even-current pro look to her.

And is it me, or do all these "ladies" look like Victoria Beckham??

When did Posh suddenly become the yardstick for British beauty??

I am down with the asssessment of Black Beauty, but not for moi personally, as I have experience with a girl just like that, who was broken, twisted, and truly disturbed in her mind and heart, such that I cannot separate the two. Such is the effect of her appearance on me, that such things are linked! While this is not an attack on fashionability per se, I find more ugly/frightening personalities among those who look awesome...just coincidence?

Uh, no...those who concentrate on their appearances often compensate for emptyness inside of themselves.