Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And love… does not conquer all.

He’s Fabbing Fuckulous!

Mr. Fabulous has finally won the Comment Contest as every month so far he has somehow fallen short. As I told him the other day, he’s the Susan Lucci of bloggers but he’s finally succeeded so let’s give it up to him! I mean clap, keep your undies on ladies :eyebrow:

So when I researched Mr. Fabulous I learned (via picking through his trash and video taping in his bathroom) that there is a lot more to him than meets the eye. I found out a lot though, he goes through quite a few tissues but I’m sure he’d claim he has “allergies.” He also has quite the collection of blow up dolls and sits them around the table at dinner time.

Although I bet you didn’t know that Fab has a super secret life that involves going to a “bar” called Mike Hawk’s Tavern and when I peaked in I noticed a few leather straps hanging from the wall. I wasn’t allowed in though, they said I didn’t have the right equipment :dunno:

On another background check I found out he made an adult film once called They Call Him “Stunt Cock” and apparently that is what stopped him from running for office. Mr. Fabulous is not a fan of Jelly Bellys, I believe the kind of Jelly Belly you like says a lot about who you are and I guess it means he isn’t easy to please.

Lastly I overheard him using a pickup line on some dude on the street by saying “I have a shirtless George Clooney in the back of my van. Would you like to meet him?” He’s quite slick that Fab, wach out for him. All that lovin is gonna get him locked up one of these days.