Greetings friends. Due to the recent computer system hacks, we were forced to change our password policy and procedures. You are probably wondering why we spent all that money on our security specialists and systems, and we, quite honestly, don't know. However, as is the case with all our screw-ups, we will shift the burden to you, the user, and make you take responsibility for the shortcomings in our system. The following changes to our password policy are effective immediately:As of right now, we require you to input a valid credit card number. Every time you screw up when entering your password, you will be charged $20 for the first offense, $40 for the second, and $100 after that. You must change your password weekly, between 3 and 4 a.m. every Monday morning following these guidelines:-Your password must be no less than 25 and not more than 27 characters.-You can use any English or Greek letters, either upper or lower case.-You can use Arabic numbers, Roman numerals, Babylonian, or Indian. Remember that the first non-controversial use of a specific symbol for the decimal digit 0 didn't occur until 876 AD.-You can use some special characters, but we're not sure just which ones yet.-You cannot use proper names of family members or dog or cat pets, but you can use the names of pet gold fish, fowl, or amphibians.-You can't use names of geographical places with the exception of the name of any town in Nepal.-You can use a mathematical formula, but you must solve it for x when y equals 4. Show all your work.-You will get banned for life if your password contains a smiley face.-You password can be an active link, except to one of those cute little kitten videos on Facebook.We hope this new policy will not be a burden. Thank you for taking responsibility for our failure to keep your most personal information secure.