Bron needs to revamp the Lakeshow. Imagine him playing with Kobe. Maybe he’ll even get his own kung-fu video game out of this.

Bron needs to ball in the most depressing city in America. Will he bring Ohio their first championship in the history of the universe? Maybe. Will he be super entertaining to watch hooping in Ohio with Kyrie? Hell yes.

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You got:
The Cleveland Browns

Bron needs to play football in the most depressing city in America. You know that Johnny Football to LBJ connection would be legendary. Plus, SOMEBODY has to take over for the best receiver in the league.

You got:
Tune Squad

Bron just needs to ball with Bugs, Bill Murray, and the rest of the Looney Tunes.