Best of Son Of The Godfather "Give me a freakin' break, Scott... you're not pious enough to preach at my ministry. You're quasi-pious. You're the margarine of pious. You're the Diet Coke of pious. Just one calorie, not pious enough."

Best of Submariner Whooooaaaa! Any fragrant pirate hookers?

Best of Jonathan "I am Cornholio! I need TP!"

Best of champaignken "Throw out your hands!! Stick out your tush!! Hands on your hips Give them a push!! You'll be surprised You're doing the French Mistake!! VOILA!!"

Mike Huckabee’s South Carolina “moving cross” TV ad -- meant to keep the immigrant homosexual Evangelical community away from the SilkyPony -- was considered by the pundits to be a stroke of genius when it came to targeting the latest emerging “micro demographic” of the ’08 election.

"Give me a freakin' break, Scott... you're not pious enough to preach at my ministry. You're quasi-pious. You're the margarine of pious. You're the Diet Coke of pious. Just one calorie, not pious enough."

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