— Jordan Zumwalt has the right idea. It’s not how fast you can run the 40, but how much profanity you can get out before you cross the line.

— When you have a $1 trillion bill, why settle for an Applebee’s meal when you can try to buy an NFL franchise. I bet that’s how Jimmy Haslam got the Browns.

— Vikings GM Rick Spielman said his team has red flagged eight prospects because of dumb or potentially controversial things the players have said on their Twitter accounts. What’s more, the Vikings will downgrade you by a round if you don’t follow back.

I lived through the freeway series. Had a three week seminar in South City about 10 days after the quake. And my youngest daughter was a week old when I had to take this damn retreat. We toured the earthquake damage in the Marina district and did the usual walks through the Haight and up to the Coit Tower.

“He wasn’t happy with that one.” That’s the sort of insighful analysis you can only get from the NFL Network. I’m surprised we didn’t hear little gems like: “That Cornelius Lucas fellow is tall” or “Teddy Bridgewater, who did not run the 40 at today’s combine chose not run the 40 at today’s combine.”