If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.Is your league H2H? Roto?I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.There's more than one player with the same last name? Then spell out who you're talking about.Thanks!

Uh, I'm glad you didn't drown and all, but can we get back to our regularly scheduled smack?

As in: YOUR TEAMS ALL SUCK.

And: O-Cab, for the win.

And: Ian Snell, you shit on my house. YOU SHIT ON MY HOUSE. No, I don't have him in this league. I have him in a different league. The League of Tears.

Also: Hey, Huckleberries -- make sure you leave Jon Lester on your bench tonight against the Phils. Oh, wait -- you did. Because I guess BEATING CANCER and then THROWING A NO-HITTER isn't enough for a guy to prove himself to you.

You heartless b*st*rd.

In conclusion: My team of meaty lumberjacks have bludgeoned three jacks tonight already, one each from Prince, El Caballo, and Jesus H O-Cab.

That's pretty funny about Lester but at least Huckleberry had the foresight to bench Hudson and Snell.- I don't have stat tracker but I think I have at least 4 jacks ( 2 from the Hebrew Hammer, 1 from Uggla, 1 from Huff)I am pissed that all of my SP's pitched on Sunday. It seems like every day this week I will not have any pitchers going