Some things don’t go on Jell-O

Something happened to me today, and I’m concerned. Partially about the world I live in, partially about the person who did it to me and partially about the whole of reality.

This is not facetiary. (If that’s not a word, it should be. Facetiousness? Get right out of town.) Either somebody I love dearly is losing their mind or the universe I thought I lived in has been swapped out for one where up is down.

So I put it to you, denizens of the internet.

Is jello with mayonnaise a thing?

Because if it is, then first of all, GROSS, and second of all, I don’t think I can live on this planet anymore.

And if it’s not, I have some very difficult decisions to make about my loved one.

4 responses to “Some things don’t go on Jell-O”

Jello and mayonnaise is right up there with bacon and banana, smashed avocado and vegemite (a black edible yeast extract spread popular down here in Australia) or peanut butter on burgers for ‘acquired tastes’ in my world.