These lame studies have long since been debunked, because they assume that the American worker is a drone who does nothing but work work work all day and never takes so much as half a second to think of anything other than Excel documents. No daydreaming of Scarlett Johansson, no discussions of the unpredictability and general dreariness of local weather conditions, no trips to WebSudoku, no, you know, checking of blogs to add some frivolity to break up an endless march of monotony. In other words: It's OK, America, to think about the Super Bowl when you're at work this week. It doesn't mean you're trying to take the country down, or that you're with Al Qaeda. Promise.