Welcome to ANKH MAUTA™, an accepting, embassy-friendly region. We'll take any nation and the friends of any nation too. Possibly by force. We're tolerant of all beliefs and religions, and request you to be as well.

This region is mainly P2TM-focused, but we swing more ways than one.

The first Region to use the «No WA Campaigning» and «P2TM» tags. Try not to stare.

"This sun-cured, septuagenarian llama farmer is called Don Roberto Placa and he lives on the slopes of an 18,400ft (5,600m) mountain bang in the middle of nowhere. From the broken plastic chair outside his low, sparsely-furnished home, he can see four volcanoes, a shimmering salt desert and, in the distance, against a space-black sky, the jagged spike of the Cerro del Hombre Muerto - the Dead Man's Peak."

"It's time to play the trump card, the last resort of the inept reporter. It works like this: you make an irresistibly attractive hypothetical proposal in the confident expectation that the interviewee will reject it. His justification of that rejection will then reinforce the story.

"So if the government offered you a brand-new, centrally-heated, air-conditioned apartment in the city of Salta - a two-day drive from here - with running water and a flat-screen TV, would you take it?" I ask.

Don Roberto looks at me like I'm an idiot. "Of course I would," he says."

"It's time to play the trump card, the last resort of the inept reporter. It works like this: you make an irresistibly attractive hypothetical proposal in the confident expectation that the interviewee will reject it. His justification of that rejection will then reinforce the story.

"So if the government offered you a brand-new, centrally-heated, air-conditioned apartment in the city of Salta - a two-day drive from here - with running water and a flat-screen TV, would you take it?" I ask.

Don Roberto looks at me like I'm an idiot. "Of course I would," he says."