"Let's see here...okay, I see some nice veining here, and that's always a plus, both visually and as friction against the inner walls. I do also see some spiderwebbing though...I'm guessing that means you either used a penis pump or fell for some other gimmick. That will subract some value, but otherwise it's a very nice specimen. The glans is nice and big, and the shaft gets a little wider as it descends, and the women always appreciate that. You're forty years old...I'd say your payday would be much better if you were in your early twenties, but still impressive nonetheless, and it will retain much of its value well into your fifties. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to assess this; I'll price your cock at $16,500."

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If it's set to friends only, I guess it's okay. I'm not sure why people show themselves like that. The most annoying is when I get inbox messages by "friends" asking me to go look and comment on his dick pictures.. I'm like... No? >_<

Amen to that! I'll do it on my own if I wish, but if I'm asked to do it--no way--unless I find the guy extremely attractive.In custody.

"Let's see here...okay, I see some nice veining here, and that's always a plus, both visually and as friction against the inner walls. I do also see some spiderwebbing though...I'm guessing that means you either used a penis pump or fell for some other gimmick. That will subract some value, but otherwise it's a very nice specimen. The glans is nice and big, and the shaft gets a little wider as it descends, and the women always appreciate that. You're forty years old...I'd say your payday would be much better if you were in your early twenties, but still impressive nonetheless, and it will retain much of its value well into your fifties. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to assess this; I'll price your cock at $16,500."

Reminds me of the story of the guy who goes to the doctor and asks him to examine his penis.

The bloke goes behind the screen, undresses and emerges with a 10" semi erect monster, which he nonchalantly slaps on the couch.

The doctor steels himself and proceeds to conduct an extremely thorough examination involving much poking, prodding and even use of the stethoscope (demonstrating this can be a laugh in itself if the joke is told in person). The doctor then makes copious notes before announcing "Well Mr Smith, I can't see a thing wrong with it."

The girl who started early at this game of sexual pleasure, This girl that never seems to get as much as she wants, at least from the right people. But now certainly the woman that will test all the paths of pleasure with you.

"Let's see here...okay, I see some nice veining here, and that's always a plus, both visually and as friction against the inner walls. I do also see some spiderwebbing though...I'm guessing that means you either used a penis pump or fell for some other gimmick. That will subract some value, but otherwise it's a very nice specimen. The glans is nice and big, and the shaft gets a little wider as it descends, and the women always appreciate that. You're forty years old...I'd say your payday would be much better if you were in your early twenties, but still impressive nonetheless, and it will retain much of its value well into your fifties. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to assess this; I'll price your cock at $16,500."

Your evaluation of the raw data seems to be valid Xuanie, but you fail to take into consideration of the current value of used equipment. I do not know what the depreciation schedule is for a used penis of this age. However, certainly it would have a considerable effect on the current market market value. The only except that I would be aware of is "Was it still in its' original shipping crate?" and can it be certified as unused.

The girl who started early at this game of sexual pleasure, This girl that never seems to get as much as she wants, at least from the right people. But now certainly the woman that will test all the paths of pleasure with you.

I don't get it. Just because dudes like to show what they got is not a reason to not be friends with them. Maybe they have issues with themselves and are looking for support, or maybe they just get off on showing what they have. Is it any different than women showing their breasts? 'cause I can tell you I like seeing all of them. Maybe like one of the posts said, "wired different".

It depends on the guy, but usually I prefer to imagine it rather than see it. If we've chatted quite a bit and he doesn't insist that I have to look at it, I might sneak a peek. My favorite chat-mate here o Lush, has described his in some detail, if he ever showed it to me in a photo, it might not match my mental image and that would ruin the fantasy for me. The brain is the most powerful sex organ, use words to describe, be creative, and it's a much bigger turn-on. Why do you think women throw themselves at male pop singers (I admit it, I'm an ex-groupie!), because of the size of their stuff or the creativity in their music?

"Let's see here...okay, I see some nice veining here, and that's always a plus, both visually and as friction against the inner walls. I do also see some spiderwebbing though...I'm guessing that means you either used a penis pump or fell for some other gimmick. That will subract some value, but otherwise it's a very nice specimen. The glans is nice and big, and the shaft gets a little wider as it descends, and the women always appreciate that. You're forty years old...I'd say your payday would be much better if you were in your early twenties, but still impressive nonetheless, and it will retain much of its value well into your fifties. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to assess this; I'll price your cock at $16,500."

I also don't want to see you sticking things in/up your whozit or whatsit or sticking your whozit or whatsit into things. Sorry, just don't.

Can you hide that shit and show it to selective friends?? Thanks! Much appreciated. It's really not that special if you show it to EVERYONE who accidentally clicks on your page. I really don't need to know which members are hairy from stem to stern. Maybe this would help my car-crash fascination with clicking on profiles.

Blah, blah, blah you're all exhibitionists. I get it. (says me with the ass-naked AV)

I agree with a lot of people on this thread. It is not always my favorite thing to see when I first visit your page and honestly it doesn't do much to turn me on. I think there are very tasteful and extremely sexy ways to show off without total exposure.

Like many of the previous comments, I'm not a fan of seeing it. I'd prefer to see a sexy smile, a chiseled chest ... seeing a penis does not make me want to jump and go "ooo, I must have it for my own.""If you knew what you were doing you would probably be bored."

I laugh at it. Really Mr Sweets has a huge cock and I see it enough not to get turned on by others Junk."Sexual pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken."

I think it's completely unnecessary, and sort of a turnoff. It definitely shows he's confident about his equipment, a cockiness I don't find appealing.If a guy post dick pics and nothing of his face/body, it makes me think that he's unattractive; like, what do you have to hide, buddy? You're putting on a sense of false bravado with the dick pic, yet won't show your face/body. Random dick pics remind me of the classifieds on Craigslist, which isn't a turn on. I would advise men against posting dick pics on their profiles; leave a little to the imagination!

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