Part of the Global Plot to Expose Moonbats, conspiracy nuts, and anti-Semites, especially the Jewish anti-Semitic variety.
The leftwing Neo-Nazi web magazine Counterpunch has described Plaut thus: "One of the most pernicious writers is Steven Plaut, a man who could be thought of as Israel's Daniel Pipes."

Thursday, May 28, 2009

The Nakba Marching Song!

The Knesset passed the "Nakba Law" in its initial first round of votes yesterday. The law would make it a crime to commemorate Israel's existence as a catastrophe or "Nakba", an event that Nakba Nitwits think should be reversed. The Israeli Left is hysterical. If people cannot call Israel's existence a catastrophe in the middle of a war, then how can they be expected to be good leftists and how will the country ever be annihilated?

Haaretz is leading the hysteria. It denounces the law all this week as "racist." What is not racist? When Haaretz' Gideon Levy and Amira Hass celebrate terrorist attacks and call for Israel to be exterminated.

Even worse, some Knesset members now are proposing that anyone taking up Israeli citizenship would be expected to declare his or her loyalty to the state of Israel. The Left is of course opposed to that as well, and Haaretz today decrees that such an idea is also "racist." (Take a look at this: http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1088804.html - they cleaned up their English version and took out the word "racism" ) It is one thing for people in every other country in the world to be asked to pledge their allegiance to the country whose citizenship they are applying to receive, but Israel is crawling with Palestinians who try to get Israeli citizenship by marrying Israeli Arabs and so it would be insensitive to ask THEM to be loyal to the state whose citizenship they demand!

The Israeli Left has a long history of demanding selective free speech absolutism. They want complete freedom of speech for treason and anti-Semitism, so people can openly advocate mass murders of Jews, terrorist atrocities, and of course Israel's annihilation. But criticizing a leftist's public political writings should be prosecuted as "libel" in SLAPP suits in courts. Universities should be required to penalize professors who criticize the anti-Israel political activities of leftist extremists. Newspapers should remain the occupied territories of the Far Left. Non-leftists should be barred from getting university jobs. And so on.

So what is the answer to the new Israeli leftist Nakba Lobby? I say it is to sing to them! I have composed the very thing needed!

It is to the tune of Who's Sorry Now, made famous by Connie Francis (also Dean Martin and others). If you are not familiar with that, take a look at Connie herself singing it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjHJ_snG3RI (you kinda have to see her singing it to appreciate what is coming!)

Anyway, my poetic juices got going this morning, what with the counting of the Omer having just been completed and all, and I have composed the "Zionist Theme Song that Answers the Treasonous Nakba Left" marching song. It is to the tune of Who's Sorry Now, with some minor adjustments in the lyrics. Her 'tis:

New Nakba Now?New Nakba Now?Whose heart is calling for smashing them now?Who's sad and blue?Who's crying too?Kick out the Nakbackers, Jew!?Right to the endJust like a friendI tried to warn you somehowThey mustn't have their way,And now they must payLet's make them really sorry now.Right to the endJust like a friendWe tried to warn them somehow:

You had your way,But now you must payI'm glad that you're sorry nowNew Nakba Now!New Nakba Now!