10 Best Moments From Part 2 Of Shah Rukh's AIB Podcast; Let's Just Say SRK Can Roast The Whole World

Shah Rukh Khan, ladies and gentlemen, is a laughter riot. The man is so intelligent we could cry. His first podcast with AIB was a blast. From roasting the AIB guys to being hilariously politically correct, SRK proved he could totally be the best stand-up comedian in the country too! The second part of the AIB podcast is out, and Shah Rukh is as entertaining as he was in the first. From wanting to form a ‘Help The Gaali’ association to confessing the one lesson Amitabh Bachchan gave him about stardom, SRK is on a roll. Let’s just say SRK in real life is more entertaining than SRK onscreen! And we love both. Hope SRK is reading this.

Here are the best moments from the AIB podcast part 2. Stop everything and watch this, because Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara.. Oh that’s not SRK’s film… watch this because Kal Ho Na Ho.

1. When Tanmay asked him about the 3 things that people believe to be true about movie stars but they are not true at all, SRK is all of us when he says, “When I wake up, I wake up as ugly as all of you guys.” “After lovemaking, what they show in movies is a disgusting lie. It feels their mouth smells good coz they get up and start kissing…but umnnn…..” Aaaand his expression says it all.

2. SRK is messy! Yes! Recalling the incident when he was travelling by train and had his feet up on the berth, he reveals how someone judged him as badtameez. But punmaster SRK has the perfect comeback to him: “It’s my berth…right.” *Something in the air is burning*

4. Everybody is jealous of the stars for their money and fame. You got money, and you are bad! Sick of being branded as bad just coz you are a star, SRK gives it back to the haters. He says, with a straight face, “Nobody is corrupt or bad just because you got money. If you get rich, you wanna buy a big car. But dekha…lambi lambi gaadiyon mein ghoom rahe hain. , and not in easy installments, I have always dreamt of buying a big car. I paid for it, and not in easy instalments, I paid the whole amount!” *SRK breaks into mock sobs* Nobody does the you-got-it-you-flaunt-it more humbly than King Khan!

5. When asked if he gets annoyed when people advise him on the roles he should do and tell him “Do more like ‘Chak De’”, SRK says when people draw parallels between his movies and tell him that ‘Raees’ reminded them of ‘Don’, he feels like sitting in front of the mirror and wondering: “Am I the most pathetic actor in the world? Am I that boyfriend who is the last to know that his girlfriend is two-timing him? Am, I the same in every film? Am I am a part of a Truman Show? Yeh sab jhooth tha? Mujhe acting nahi aati thi? Everybody was lying.” Lesson: If you ever get lucky enough to meet SRK in real life, do not tell him to do more of ‘Chak De’!

7. Okay, so here’s another thing you should never ever say to Shah Rukh Khan.

Two days into the release of a film like ‘Raees’, and someone tells him, “Do a love story na.” SRK: “I get so confused that what should I do?! For god’s sake, I ‘d be a dwarf in my next film. And then if people come and tell me “Oh this reminded me of Chak De… that small girl… I swear I’ll kill people.”

9. About his fans and a handful of haters on Twitter, SRK says he worries if the abuses reduce. “Because I am so self-obsessed, if the abuses also lessen….arre stardom kam ho gayi. Bilal, go and check, this guy has not abused me for 4-5 days.” “I go and check the hater’s timeline if he’s busy…exam chal raha hoga uska.”

10. Still a pukka Delhiite at heart, SRK says, “Capital letter abuses I can’t take. Mera Dilli ka janwar bahar aa jataa hai. I like to do it live.” “I feel so bad for the gaalis, I want to start an association to help the gaalis. Some of the spellings of the gaalis…U ko pronounce karna padta hai… OO se baat hi khatam ho jati hai.. it sounds like ‘chute’!”