Possible other explanation for lack of thumbs? I'm not funny

Oh lewd these people
are funny."
Alright. Today is the day.
I' m going to upload my first
comic to PSI. Let me review
some things I' learned."
Okay. Don' t
am a girl, so
its tits or
but I' m built like a
damn 2x41"
Hooray I popped my m
post cherryb"
well. ..I guess I' ll just
let m know I' m in the
kitchen making sammitches
then. Alright lets do
this."
Brother I posted about
Mom I posted on
Funnyjunka"
Alright time for me to
check my contente"
wtf is
sus,
I; Lbso
wait
Suddenly, a
realization.
shall
I' m sorry for skipp
your funnies that you work
so hard on.
Skip my content. I deserve
ing all
From now on, I
thumb, then next.
Nun back in my lamming dune: