There's a short, satirical letter from imaginary hedge fund Zilch
Capital in the most recent issue of The Economist.

And if you're a real hedge funder, you may want to avert your
eyes.

Why? Here's a short excerpt:

Like our peers we have also started talking a lot about how we
are “multi-strategy” and “capital-structure agnostic”, and
boasting about the benefits of our “unconstrained” investment
approach. This is better than saying we don’t really
understand what’s going on.

The purpose of the letter (said the letter) was to explain why
Zilch was "making some changes to the language we use in our
marketing and communications."