Official…but not news

But if you’ve been reading this site long enough, and paying attention to the riddles, you’d have known that Emily Blunt and Michael Buble were done a long time ago. Their split was “officially” confirmed today via his publicist on perezhilton.com - a knee jerk reaction to the world exclusive photos I posted yesterday of the Bube cavorting in Vancouver with a beautiful new girl and lavishing her with Chanel and Louis Vuitton.

His rep is making it sound like the split was recent. Please. Ask a few young girls on his tour stops if the split was recent. They might have something very different to say.

Emily Blunt deserves better than a cover-crooning player pig who can’t even admit he’s a player pig!!!

And if I were this new piece… I’d think twice before think I was the only one.