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Word Play: "1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tyred.2. A will is a dead giveaway.3. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.4. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.5. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.6. A calendar's days are numbered.7. A boiled egg is hard to beat.8. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.9. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.10. When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.11. Acupuncture: a jab well done.12. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.13. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.14. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.15. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.16. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.. The police are looking into it.17. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.18. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'19. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'