Coming from the man/boy/woman/girl who quotes the bible in his/her signature...

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You wish god was apart of your life. He is our savior and it is not to late to give him the respect and dues to create a better life for you and your family.

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Well, I manage to slum it upon message boards just as well as you without God's assistance. So either I am a maverick or a God in my own right. You may kneel.
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Brother, please let God into your life as I once did. It is very beneficial to know that you had outside powers that will help you in need. I use this message board to further my knowledge of the activities I do care about. However, doing so has led me to people who have not let the lord and savior into their lives. This hurts me deeply as I try to correct this situation we have. Please brother, join us in our quest to happiness.

Iunno. Anybody else watching the Olympics? AKA, everybody in the US's neck breaking from the weight of so many medals? People tend to say I look like Shaun White, even though I have brown hair. I think it's just our similarity in mouth/haircut.

Hey everybody, I just decided to pop in again unexpectedly. Ec, I hope you are doing well also. That goes for everyone else as well. Has anybody seen Dan lately? It seems like he hasn't been here in a while, but then again who is?

Does anyone here ever make their girlfriend wear a choke prong chain collar? Having eyed a nice Remington model for over 2 weeks now I finally broke down and got one tonight since it was payday - and I get 20% off. We have a free comp suite at Harrahs tonight and tomorrow thinking it would make a fun surprise especially after discovering the links can be undone with a little effort. Only thing that held me back till now was the fact that it never would have fit over her head to go round the neck if not.

My co workers called me sick knowing I have no dog. How little they know about life.

I thought I heard recently that it comes out in late 2012, and a quick imdb.com search confirms that it is slated for December of that year. So, it could be one of the last good films to see before the apocalypse if the Mayans were correct in their assumptions. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0903624/

That's probably why the calender ends, because yet another one of JRR Tolkiens works will be dragged through the mud with no apologies. Again.

I know many liked it, but Return of the King is perhaps the worst movie I've seen in the past 2 decades. Quoted from a man who had everything but shot himself like a fool instead: "Oh well, whatever, nevermind."

Sack, I recently watched "From Beyond" having not seen it for 10 yrs or so, and lo and behold, there was the very same actor from "The Re-Animator"... Dr. Herbert West, I'd forgotten!

Just working like Satan would Mike, having a good time at it all the way. How about you?

PJ's Return of the King was ruin, total annihilation of what the story was about from beginning (the Sil) to end (LotR). Sometimes you have to look beyond that for Hollywood value yes, I understand but no - not this time. It sucked when it didn't have to.

Dr. Herbert West? There is something about "From Beyond" that everyone I've shown it to is always amazed or caught up in thought at the end for one reason or another, truly a great story and movie, though the movie is very very far removed from the original 15 page or so story...

Chris, have you heard about the movie Human Centipede? Apparently a mad scientist kidnaps a bunch of teens and sews them together ass to mouth, forming a human centipede, if you will. Sounds like the perfect date movie for Ehhhh and Plo!

I for one am on the fence about human centipede. From what I have read, the movie itself is not the greatest, its just the shock value that has garnered so much attention.

So I will probably see it anyway.

Sack, did you happen to see Anti-Christ?? I will never look at handjobs the same way again.

Chris, that dude from "from beyond" looks a LOT like robocop sans robot body. Am I being led to believe that Robocop died, and then came back as a fleck eating demon??? Sounds WAY better than the remake that is in the works.

Oh me? I am currently unemployed, sending out resumes and trying to make my way in the world. Then its dark up, stack meat, and frustrate their asses!

Antichrist is a 2009 avant-garde film written and directed by Lars von Trier, about a couple who, after the death of their child, retreat to a cabin in the woods where the male character experiences strange visions and the female character manifests increasingly violent sexual behavior.

I've never seen it, but I think I'll add it to my Netflix. If anyone loves increasingly violent sexual behavior, it's me.

Mike, good luck with the job search. Sinny will surely keep you posted if something opens up in the gay porn industry.

Chris, have you heard about the movie Human Centipede? Apparently a mad scientist kidnaps a bunch of teens and sews them together ass to mouth, forming a human centipede, if you will. Sounds like the perfect date movie for Ehhhh and Plo!

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No, I had not heard or ever dreamed of such a thing, that goes way out there but I like the sound of it. Can't help but wonder if the head/first person of the centipede is very well fed to feed the others in line since well, if sewn ass to mouth you get the gist.

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that dude from "from beyond" looks a LOT like robocop sans robot body. Am I being led to believe that Robocop died, and then came back as a fleck eating demon??? Sounds WAY better than the remake that is in the works.

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"The original film was TRULY gruesome with some seriously sick and twisted carnage. Below is a clip of said carnage with the warning that it is NOT safe for children, and is without question gruesome, digusting and in poor taste."

^Site I just went to since I didn't know about the remake. The storyline is changed to include those from Outside coming back, so it might be ok in it's own right since that avenue was hinted at but never revealed.

Well I for one am more then a little bummed. Over the last couple of years I've been playing various combination of Pan's Labyrinth and The Hobbit over and over in my head.... whenever I need to sustain an erection.

I've now been unemployed for a month now, for those of you keeping count. I have been using my time oh so wisely. Why just today I finished watching ROME. Highly recommend it.

Sack have you heard of the re dub of the first Harry Potter movie? Retitled "Wizard People: Dear Reader"??! It seems right up your alley.

Speaking of back alleys, I'm off to full the old gulliver with new boner material.