Sarah Palin is corrupt, is in bed with Big Oil and is a complete failure as a human being. Wash, rinse, repeat.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go on an extended trip to Egypt and lecture the local denizens there regarding their recent behavior. Trust me, I know what I’m talking about – I have a villa in Spain which I share with my twenty children.

Tonight on America’s Most Wanted: I want to issue a special alert for our viewers in Illinois. Be on the lookout for these Wisconsin state legislators who may be trying to hide in your state. Call us if you have information about the whereabouts of any of these fugitives. Remember, you CAN remain anonymous … but THEY can’t.

Anyone hanging out on this thread is receiving rent free residence and needs to declare this as taxable income, immediately. Have you done so? I demand an answer via national television. Have you called the IRS? HAVE you? No? I’ll call the IRS FOR you, today, you tax criminals.

Joe: Mary!
Mary: Joe! I haven’t seen you since graduation from UW
Joe: Remember the class cheer?
Joe/Mary: Sixty nine is divine, sixty nine is divine….
Mary: How about this? Just like the old SDS days.
Joe: What are you doing now?
Mary: After I graduated, I got a job in Wisconsin government. Retired after 30 years. Full pension and health benefits. I’m here to protect my financial interests. I had to fly up from Florida.
Joe: Living in Florida?
Mary: Of course, do you think I would pay Wisconsin state income taxes? What about you?
Joe: I work down State Street in the UW political science department. Full tenure. That means I have to write some dribble every so often. Grad students teach the classes. It’s a good life!
Mary: Protecting your interests as well?
Joe: Damn straight! Imagine the governor wanting me to pay half of my pension costs and 12% of my health insurance? You would think I worked as a slave in the private sector.
Mary: There’s a SDS reunion later, you coming?
Joe: You bet! Wouldn’t miss it for the world. A lot of faculty will be there. See you there!

All right everyone, listen up! We have a real problem in Wisconsin. If we aren’t careful there won’t be any public union money for my campaign. If proressive Wisconsin falls, everything else will go.
Here’s what we’re going to do. We are going to rely on an Abe Lincoln trick. Federalize the Ill. National Guard. It’s a fast hike over the boarder to Madison. We’ll have them surround the state square and force them to vote to increase taxes by 50%.
Let’s get moving…

The answer to the Wisconsin situation has been leaked by “a caller” to Rush Limbaugh. If loud rock music could drive Noriega out of hiding in Panama, broadcasting Limbaugh/Beck, etc loudly in the state house area is bound to scatter the protestors faster than tear gas on Bascom Hill.

Of course that is only part of the problem, the other part is to find a democratic senator to drag in. Odds are there is at least 1 hanging out looking like a grad student drinking a beer at the Memorial Union- so buy a Bascom Hall orange chocolate chip ice cream cone and infiltrate with ears open.

I wonder how long the Democratis senators are planning to stay away? I wonder if they can be impeached if they refuse to fulfill their responsibilities…Otherwise, this is the ultimate “spoiled-sport going home and not playing anymore” tantrum.

I’m wondering if someone has figured out an actual cost to taxpayers if this bill is not passed?

I would personally recommend that they take that amount, then divide it by the Wisconsin population and, with that amount per person, Walker can ask every resident of Wisconsin to meet the teachers and union reps in Madison and pay, individually, that amount.

A WI Democratic state senator was spotted in Rockford, Ill. When asked why he didn’t report to work, he essentially said,
“I have reported to work. My responsibility is to prevent that bill from passing until the people from Wisconsin have a chance to understand it…”

The governor and all of his evil Rethuglican minions are screwing with our ability to teach the children!
It’s ALL about the children!
What about the children?
If we can’t properly teach them, they will ALL turn into criminals!
Stop interfering with our ability to teach them!

This is why we have been protesting at the state capital all week long . . .

I have decided not to run for Senator of Az. After all, I would have to quit my cushy job go on the campaign trail and then lose because I have people being felt up in airports but I really don’t care about criminals coming in our southern border.

We are at a loss to explain how, after we emailed out education officials names and addresses that some right wing looney would destroy the State’s head of education’s car in his drive way at midnight.

Once again proving that I have no sense of humor WHATSOEVER, last night I babbled on about how Palin made a joke at Michelle Obama’s expense — even showing the videotape that PROVED it was intended to be only a joke — and falsely claiming that she was being serious, and therefore a hypocrite.

It was the supreme act of beclowning myself, for which I am justly proud.

Dear Ms. Sherrod,
Just a couple of quick questions regarding your case against Mr. Breitbart. As you know, we received immediate reply from Mr. Breitbart’s lawyers when we filed Sherrod v. Breitbart last Friday.

However, today we received a letter also from Mr. Breitbart himself, which we didn’t understand. Simply put, it was his letterhead addressed to us, with a large “MWAH” followed by “XOXOXO” written in Sharpee in very large letters in the middle of the page, then signed by Mr. Breitbart.

We were wondering if you could shed some light on this missive for us. Sincerely,