Lindsay Lohan Is Still Lindsay Lohan

Right now there’s a concentrated effort to make Lindsay Lohan look like she’s a whole new person who’s accepted Oprah into her heart as her Lord and Savior. Except if you look at everything she’s done since the day before she got out of rehab, you’ll see she’s still doing the same old shit:

yeah there’s a thing called desperation. and you hook up with a girl so ugly you can not get an erection or it goes away when you see her naked. then the girl has massage your dick for a half hour and still no good. so you have to look the other way and think about hot chicks while pounder the person.

2) Right now she is in that phase where she is just out-of-it enough to bang anyone with an ounce of coke, but is still together enough to be bathing and shaving her armpits. So it’s now or never, really.

3) I can throw the sympathy card when she does die to get even MORE play.

‘Zat so? You must not come here often, then. Some of Fish’s best eye-pokingly scathing posts is in a sociopolitical/religious vein, so much so that the all-too predictable protests of “I didn’t come here to read xyz and I’m being horribly victimized because I have no free will to go elsewhere so that means you should only be focusing on boobs instead of attacking my political party/religion/race” are lampooned as soon as a particularly juicy post goes up.

If you don’t care for the sarcasm, you’re free to go elsewhere or only read the posts that meet your personal approval, but don’t try and dictate what’s “out of place” on someone else’s blog.

As a former Catholic, I don’t understand people who still attend the Catholic church. They fucking molested thousands of little boys, the motherfucking priests who are supposed to be the right hand of God, and they were condoned and allowed to do it and protected. How the fuck can you still be a part of that church after all that shit that happened? How fucked in the head are you?

Christians (and a lot of others, to be fair) have selective vision and memory. They can pretend something isn’t happening even if it’s brought to their attention or happening right in front of their eyes.