Transcript

Panel 1

Beaver holds a can of Ham and a can-opener.
Beaver: Dang. This can-opener is blunt. Steve, can you find me something sharp to open this with?
Steve salutes with a "SALUTE!"
Steve: I'll get right on it Beaver!

Panel 2

Steve walks past a knife, a clever and an axe with a thoughtful expression.
Steve: Hmm... Something sharp...

Panel 3

Steve walks past a sideshow with the title "See! The amazing Human Can-Opener"
Human Can-Opener: All I want is someone who can appreciate me for who I am
Spectator: Ha ha! Shut up ya freak!
Steve: ...That can be used to open cans...

Panel 4

Steve comes across a sword in a stone that emits a powerful light.
Steve: Hmm ... I don't remember seeing that in the kitchen before ...