MP3: Geeksta Rap Godfather Schools You on the ‘Margaret Thatcher’

Aficionados of the nerdcore rap movement, in which hacker types bust rhymes about programming, multi-sided dice, science fiction and other topics of interest to geeks, will be pleased to note that MC Frontalot’s Final Boss album is slated for a November 4 release. With over nine years of experience under his belt, MC Frontalot has been at this longer than anyone. Dude even coined the term "nerdcore."

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We scored an MP3 of the first single from Final Boss: "Wallflowers," an instructional tune involving a dance called the Margaret Thatcher. This unorthodox dance requires intensification of one’s sense of ennui, moving the left foot further to the left, the increasing of all numbers that fall under one’s control, pointing at one’s hair and more.

"Step One:
Wiggle, wobble, wriggle,
coddle your young,
intensify your ennui,
then before you get done,
put your left foot over to the left if you dare,
then pretend you got scared,
then point at your hair.

"Step Two:
Elevate everything up,
increase any numbers that you’re in control of,
then Skip to The Lou,
then stand stock still,
then illustrate for everyone your ultimate skill."

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