Police enforce Mario Sunshine

Police enforce Mario SunshineDeviant college students were found painting offensive pixel art today on the brick walkways of University of North Carolina's Halton Arena. The mural of reptilian Mario arch-nemesis Bowser rendered in pastel chalk was discovered by the police with the help of several upright student informants on the scene.

Deviant college students were found painting offensive pixel art today on the brick walkways of University of North Carolina's Halton Arena. The mural of reptilian Mario arch-nemesis Bowser rendered in pastel chalk was discovered by the police with the help of several upright student informants on the scene.

Deviant college students were found painting offensive pixel art today on the brick walkways of University of North Carolina's Halton Arena. The mural of reptilian Mario arch-nemesis Bowser rendered in pastel chalk was discovered by the police with the help of several upright student informants on the scene. The subversive chalkers were briefly interrogated before being issued orders to "make like Mario" and "reenact the Gamecube adventure, buddy," neutralizing the offensive baddie agit-prop with the spray of a pump-action water pistol. The guilty parties were then escorted back to their dorm rooms and instructed to resume their homework, as they shouted in unison, "Stomp conformity! Stomp the status quo!"