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Officers were called to a Subway on Clarksville Pike around 4:30 Saturday afternoon by a customer. That customer told officers he was in the restaurant with his family when he and an employee, Tazmane Moore, got in an argument over how a sandwich was made.

My S(n)ubway experience:
SD: (Subway Drone - barely able to understand English)
What you want?
Me: 6 inch on Italian bread,
SD: What meat you want?
Me: Please put light mayo on the bread first,
SD: (Doing an imitation of Bambi in headlights and a bobble-head doll)
What meat you want?
ME: chicken, AFTER you put light mayo on the bread PLEASE!
SD: proceeds to but meat on roll sans Mayo.
At which point I walked out of the store.

I then went to the Deli down the block where I got a sub made just the way I wanted. So why you may ask didn't I go to the Deli first?
There was no line at the Subway. Go figure.