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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Two more inventions to the perfect life

Smart invention 1Recalling the scene where Patrick Star told Spongebob that his job (of watching falling coconuts on TV all day) needs alot of effort especially when the remote control gets missing, I often think to myself, theres one more invention we need in our houses in order to live the perfect life. That is, A TV REMOTE CONTROL WITH MISS CALL FUNCTION. Whenever you lose it, its just a miss call away *marketing stratergy*.Scene 1Sinah: Mana remote? Ha miskol miskol.Haha.Smart invention 2I used to boast around, telling people how I can sit at the back of the class and still read the smallest writing on the blackboard (good times tsk). And now, whenever I sit quite a distance from the board or rather the lcd screen, at the Lecture Theater, my vision gets blurrier and blurrier as the clock ticks away, at first I'd blame the Nasi Lemak for having santan in it, but but why even when I did not have Nasi Lemak before class, I could see Tuan Haji Ros Hasri and his soul/spirit half intact (Hanis could you please just admit that its double vision, jangan nak fitnah Tuan Haji punya roh).So yeah, please screen capture this, I, Hanis Zalikha, admit that my eye-sight is not as good as it used to be and that carrot juice shall be my favourite drink now. Ergh okay maybe not the carrot juice part. Since Nasi Lemak is not to be blamed, I BLAME THE INTERNET FOR BEING SO MUCH FUN MAKING ME GLUED TO THE SCREEN FOR MORE THAN 3-4 HOURS A DAY. And I just realised that whenever Im concentrating on something (usually at the Paint window :B), I get closer and closer to the screen T_T. No wonder eye-sight like this now. Eh wait why is my introduction to smart invention 2 is so draggy and lengthy, what did I want to invent just now T_TOh yes of course! A seat belt to my study chair so I wont get closer (closerrh closerrh ew disgusting Neyo) to the screen, unconciously. Brilliant kan? (As I type this my face is like 19cm away from the laptop screen. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!)

So if you ever see these two products on Mydin shelves without Hamis Copyright Reserved, someone stole my idea.