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Holy Toledo! it’s a Burrito of WMD!

Well what do you know we’re now seeing WMD’s in our food! “A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito. The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.” Source Associated Press.

A burrito of this size and nature obvious packs a lot of punch. There will be strong after affects and fall out from ingesting such toxic contents! HazMat will have to be brought in for the clean up and gas masks will be provided.