Thursday, June 21, 2012

DOGGONE FASHION VICTIM ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA

It was the ultimate in Canine Humiliation at 7th
and Montana last weekend as a pampered poodle made the scene dressed – with all
due respect to clowns everywhere – like a refugee from Bozo’s Big Top. It
had a bright pink head, florescent green puff ball feet, a purple tail and
appeared to be wearing a Nehru jacket. "Only in Hollywood," I said as it pranced by, gazing at its reflection in a shop window. No doubt it's all dolled-up for an audition. I hear they're casting for the lead in a remake of that canine classic "Rin Tin Tint." And if that doesn't work out, rumor has it they're looking for a sidekick in the latest Bruce Willis sequel, "Dye Hard with a Vengeance."