Seen here looking way too too pretty to be cooking meth at Wal-Mart the wrong way, 45-year old Elizabeth Elisha Halfmoon (cool name!) was arrested after spending 6-hours in a Tulsa, Oklahoma Wal-Mart trying to inconspicuously cook crystal meth. Thrifty!

"When I saw her she had just finished mixing sulfuric acid with starter fluid in a bottle," says Officer David Shelby.

"When firefighters were on the scene she made statements to them that is what she was doing, she was attempting to obtain these chemicals and was in the process of trying to manufacture meth. However, she said she was not very good at it," said Shelby.

Reportedly she told respondents to the scene she was "too broke" to buy the chemicals.
An officer on the scene, who did not realize the bottle was active, picked up the bottle to discard it and was injured as the mix burned through the bottle and his gloves. He was medically treated at a local hospital for chemical burns and is reportedly okay.

Oh man, I love the police officer that just walks in and starts picking up bottles of chemicals she'd mixed. What, were you sick the day they made you watch the meth video in police academy? That shit will blow up IN YOUR FACE. You'll never make the bomb squad!