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Monthly Archives: November 2013

University of Alabama coach Nick Saban and Auburn University coach Gus Malzahn held a pre-game press conference today where they announced that both schools would be cancelling their football programs at the end of the season. The announcement comes just hours before the hotly anticipated Iron Bowl, the state’s big college rivalry game. “Alabama has…

Every single Texas Republican signed a petition to secede last night after President Obama pardoned Popcorn, this year’s annual presidential pardon. “It seems like every year we hear about this president abusing his authority by pardoning yet another turkey,” said Texas Gov. Rick Perry. “And in so doing, this lame duck president continues to show…

The Make-A-Wish Foundation, a non-profit organization that grants wishes to children afflicted with life-threatening conditions, announced today that it had mistakenly granted the wish of infinite wishes to 7-year-old Damien Thorn. “We have a strict protocol that was supposed to prevent this from ever happening, but somewhere along the line the system must have failed,”…

In a tweet earlier today from Sarah Palin, the former star of TLC reality show Sarah Palin’s Alaska, she expressed outrage over the $20 million in emergency aid the U.S. is sending to the Philippines Palin apparently mistook Tacloban City for the Taliban, a group that was not directly responsible for the September 11th terror…

Stubhill News journalists emerged today from the bunker they retreated to two weeks after the federal government shutdown of 2013. They were admittedly a little embarrassed to discover that the shutdown ended two days after their decision to avoid what seemed like imminent social upheaval.