Remember about a year or two ago there was a story about how the Chicago Crackhead has “his” staff read him letters and e-mails every day, good and bad ones? I call bullshit, but even if he does that he is having someone else read them to him and he ain’t going to adsorb anything. Looks like the smartest guy in the room can’t find the time to read letters and e-mails, he only has time to haul Reggie Love around in Air Force One…..

Personally, I can read a dozen emails in the time it takes to have someone read me on. I call bullshit just because it’s an insanely stupid idea. This is also why I don’t watch TV news. I can read it better and faster myself.