Afternoon time wasters

I may or may not be around Monday or Tuesday. If I’m not back by then, Happy New Year and don’t drink and drive unless you’re famous. If you are, then get really drunk and ride a tricycle on the freeway. It’ll be funny. Please?

Here is another wanna-be that should go straight to porn.
In fact, the perfect porn scene for them would be she and Jessica Simpson slurping the cum out of each others turd squirters after being pumped so full of it by big black mandingo cocks.
As a bonus watching them spit it into each others mouths would make me jerk off 10 or 20 times a day! I might have to quit my job just to watch that!

cornhole is a loser

u have a job. hmm thought u were a stay @ home mommy from the sounds of your stories