Posted:30th Sep 2005Well i have a nice big belly and I can work my cellulite pretty well. Large and in charge baby. I feel ashamed that i lost 3 stone at weightwatchers, maybe i should think about putting it back on, i still have ample excess tissue... hmmmm I will definitely join O.B.E.S.E, if you'll have me?

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

Posted:4th Oct 2005just back from a week of being fed by my friends and family in Germany And of course consuming lots of calories in form of beer at the Volksfest in Cannstatt, which is Europe's largest fair this year, yes, bigger than that silly thing they have in September in Munich but call Oktoberfest

I've also worked on getting a dragon to join us, he lives in the fairytale gardens in Ludwigsburg and eats waste paper. However, he said he hasn't been gaining any weight in the last 500 years even though he gets fed all the time, so I guess he'll have to support us from outside

(btw, my mum thinks my boyfriend's too skinny he could definitely NOT join O.B.E.S.E., but maybe I can get him to be a cheerleader!)

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."(G.W. Dahlquist)