I have to ask you a question that is close to my heart… yes… that’s right… FOOTBALL. As you should know by now I’m a football hooligan. So. What team, if any do you support and why?

Well I am really going to disappoint you here Chris and say I’m afraid that I do not support any football teams. However, to save this from being a short answer I will tell you why. I grew up in Cornwall and lived there for 22 years! So what? I hear you cry (yep I have amazing hearing that hears into the future). Well the sad fact is that there is no ‘proper’ teams in Cornwall or even anywhere near. I didn’t want to be one of these sad people that supported Man U because they were cool or something so I just follow loads of team (Brighton, Portsmouth, Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool) so when any of them lose I can take the piss out of whomever supports them that I know. I love watching football though.

Well….I was on holiday in Crete and my boyfriend and I went to one of those huge water parks. I went on this huge straight slide that had a couple bumps you went over on the way down. It was one that you needed a rubber ring for.

So I get in my ring and the guyt at the top is meant to push you off so you go down when it is clear. Except the guy kinda kicked mine down so I started to spin! So I am going down this thing quite fast, going off most the bumps backwards, and as I get to the bottom I have ended up facing up the slide. So I shoot off the end really fast and simultaneously the water pressure forces my bikini bottoms down and flips my ring over.

So yes I was still in the ring with my bare ass facing up for the whole world to see, nicely framed by the afore mentioned rubber ring. I got up and EVERYONE was laughing at me. My boyfriend later told me that when I landed the lifeguard had blown his whistle and pointed so no one missed it. LOL.

If you HAD to either have a really heavy head or gravity-defying arms, which would it be? And why?

I think I would have to go for gravity defying arms – I would have to type with my nose or something and I would look dead silly but I don’t think I would even leave the house with a REALLY heavy head! I couldn’t drive with either so that can’t be a factor. Plus the arms might make me look taller!

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Sorry for the delay in answering the following questions, I’ve been away for the weekend!

And it would be so bad that your ears would scream and run away and never come baqck as they could never forgive you for putting them through something as hideous as that!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

If you had children to a superhero, what superhero would it be and what powers would you hope your children had (please answer for 1 boy and 1 girl)?

I am going to have to say Spiderman. It is strange because I hate spiders but I love spiderman.

If my kids couldn’y have all his powers then I would hope that my boy had his speed, agility and ability to walk up walls and swing off buildings and that my girl got that amazing spidey sense! That would be so cool.

I have to ask you a question that is close to my heart… yes… that’s right… FOOTBALL. As you should know by now I’m a football hooligan. So. What team, if any do you support and why? This will either turn out to be a good question if you like football or a shit one with a simple answer… “I don’t like football” … pleasesaytottenhampleasesaytottenham! I’ll shut up now and await your answer…