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08/23/2018

DNC: Hack Report Was False Alarm

WASHINGTON (BIG HAIRY NEWS) - The Democratic National Committee's alert that Russians were attempting to access their voter base was a false alarm, according to the FBI.

The report comes after the DNC, which was hacked by Russian intelligence officers during the 2016 presidential campaign, said Tuesday it had contacted the Federal Bureau of Investigation after being alerted to attempts by an unknown party to gain access to the DNC’s VoteBuilder database.

According to an FBI source, the attempted entry was traced to Hillary Clinton's basement server where "an unknown party attempting to log onto a 'plumper teens' adult site briefly accessed the database by mistake."