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Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Life with Father

I figure my children are at the age now where their linear memory of events is starting to fall into place.

This means they will remember me from here on out, so it's time to start considering my legacy.

The long shadow I cast over their lives should be a smart one, so I let them find me reading tomes or standing around in quiet contemplation.

It's hard to sound much smarter then when you say 'yes' interrogatively. All the embarrassment you should be feeling is just kind of thrown back on the other person when you say, 'yes?' like that.

After writing this down, I felt uncertain of myself and said 'yes?' to the empty room around me. Far from making me feel smart, it made me feel crazy. Having spent a life time being mistaken for a deep thinker, I feel I have perfected my stance of quiet contemplation.

When the weight of my thoughts becomes especially unbearable, it's time to put one hand on the wall for support.

This is how I want my children to remember me when I'm dead.My wife does some things that really get in the way of my legacy, however.

She is kind of the Biff to my Willie.

Part of the problem is that when she sees a ridiculous dance or facial expression, she insists that I reproduce it for the amusement of the entire family.

Now I am not spineless, or lacking in self-determination, but when someone commands you to make an ass out of yourself, you do it. It's just how I was raised.

Oh man! Great job drawing Benny. I don't know if Mrs. Gweenbrick doesn't appreciate this post, I found the Wiggles references very funny. Your dead body is quite svelte, I hope you don't die of starvation. I would be interested in the back story for dead Gweenbrick's claw foot. It must have been your willingness to get a laugh that lead your sons to become the three stooges for your funeral.

It was supposed to be a robotic prosthetic foot, but I flubbed the drawing. It must be related to why my dead body is so skinny, but I am not sure of the connection. I didn't even realize the three stooges resemblance, though. I like that.

Okay I finaLLy made it back to read the rest of your blog post... interesting process of aging your children into the future by maintaining the same color clothing. I got into a recent silly fabulously fun argument with my son over the humorous quality of a cartoon, single frame, that I virtuaLLy drew for him which he thought was unfunny,,, but I continue to annoy him on an infrequent basis with versions of the punchline, usuaLLy by texting. Hope you are surviving what I expect is a brutal winter for you but I am not exactly sure what your location is. Texas has been rather the opposite of the rest of the country.