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Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Nude Thoughts 11

Of course you want to fuck me. Who wouldn’t? Lots of guys want to fuck me. If I fucked all the guys who wanted to fuck me, I wouldn’t have time to eat. Often I look at myself, and I want to fuck me, too. But listen, how can I be sure you REALLY want to fuck me? If you really wanted fuck me like you say -- right now at this very moment -- you’d have a hard-on, wouldn’t you? So where is it?