Things In Politico That Make Me Want To Guzzle Antifreeze, Part The Infinity

Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani says when it comes to a showdown between Russian President Vladimir Putin and President Barack Obama, it's not a fair fight. "That's not a fair match, between Putin and Obama," Giuliani said Wednesday on "Fox & Friends," looking at a New York Post cover featuring a shirtless Putin and Obama wiping his eyes under the title, "Czar Wars."

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Says the man who chickened out of a race for the Senate against Hillary Clinton, and a man whose presidential campaign saw Alan Keyes muster twice as many delegates as he did.

Who would you give greater odds would catch a fugitive, a former KGB agent or a former community organizer?" Giuliani continued. "Give me a break, a KGB officer, you know, is working him over."

Says the man who wanted to hand the security of the nation over to a crook like Bernie Kerik.

"Obama doesn't know how to play this game. This is why, I wasn't kidding, this is an experienced manipulator of intelligence, of world power, against a man who has extremely not very well-developed views and no experience doing this," Giuliani said. "This is the price we pay for voting for an inexperience president. ... This is incompetence because we elected a president who was never prepared to be president, and he hasn't figured the job out yet."

Says the man who put New York City's emergency response center back into the World Trade Center after somebody had tried to blow it up once already.

There is no sillier man in American politics than Rudy Giuliani.

Bartender, a double Prestone, and see what the pundits in the backroom will have.

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