cold wrote:
I was the bringer of knowledge and still am. The singularity will be a delight. Let me overstep and say haw proud I am of the cell phone. An increasingly necessary device, and in the palm of your hand. Would you prefer a pentagram?

D E V I L

You're the bringer of NOTHING.

The cell phone wishes to acknowledge and thank you for your support.

The cell phone doesn't know what it would do without the praise you so generously bestow upon it.