Is it already November? Where did my summer go? I swear we were just celebrating the 4th of July just yesterday… sheesh, time flies!

Well, even though the weather is turning chilly (very, very chilly if you are here in Minnesota), the leaves are falling (or if you are in Minnesota, trees lost their leaves in like September…), and school has begun again… there is a silver lining to all this though to all this ‘winter’ stuff that’s coming (or already here)… BLACK FRIDAY and CYBER MONDAY! There is one question I hear a lot this time of year… “Are there Cyber Monday Sex Toy Sales?” And the answer is YES! Yes, yes, yes! Okay, normally I’m not a huge shopper, I rarely leave my house on Black Friday – I hate crowds. But there is something about piles and piles of quality sex toys for cheap that makes me absolutely giddy!

Have you had your eye on a certain toy all year? Is there something you want and want to be sure you get the best deal? Feel free to leave me a comment bellow and I will do my best to make sure you get what you are looking for and at the best possible price! For realsies! Last year I was emailed by a surprising number of people who had all kinds of questions about where to find there dream toy and I was able to point most of them in the direction of a great deal! So this year I want you all to know… I AM HERE TO HELP!

Now, without further ado, here are just some of the amazing manufacturers/retailers I will be keeping my eye on during Black Friday and Cyber Monday… more to be added to the list as I find their sales!

NOTE: I will update this page as I am notified of sales. Check back frequently! Most FLASH SALES will not be reveled until BLACK FRIDAY/CYBER MONDAY, so keep watching this page for some great deals that will go fast!

LOVEHONEY

Take 20% off when you buy any 2 vibrators! The combinations are endless!

BONUS: Click here to receive an extra $5 off any order of $35 or more!

Lovehoney offers a very wide variety of toys and lingerie as well as international shipping options!

Shopping from the United Kingdom? Click here to visit Lovehoney.UK and shop the same great Black Friday deals closer to home!

FLESHLIGHT

Sale Runs November 23rd – 27th -EXTENDED THROUGH THE 28TH-

EXTENDED FOR 24 MORE HOURS! ENJOY DISCOUNTS FOR CYBER MONDAY!

Black Friday is an excellent time to buy that Fleshlight or Fleshlight accessory you’ve been thinking about! Visit Fleshlight’s Black Friday Sale and take 40% off popular Combo Packs, 25% off Fleshlight products, & 15% off site wide! Fleshlight has a deal for everyone!

BONUS: Fleshlight is giving out free gifts with qualifying orders!

Spend $100 and get free shipping plus a free gift!

Spend $150 and get free shipping plus a Holiday Quickshot!

Spend $200 and get free shipping, a Holiday Quickshot and a Mystery Sleeve!

Spend $250 and get free shipping, a Holiday Quickshot, Mystery Sleeve and an Interactive Device!

LUXURIOUS BLISS

Sale Runs November 24th – 29th

Check out Luxurious Bliss’ Black Friday Collection!

Luxurious Bliss is a small Canadian business who makes all of their beautiful leather gear in-house (check out this impact toy they sent me)! During Black Friday you will be able to find up to 50% off on some of their quality leather gear!

Also there is a very nifty Spin and Win Pop Up Prize Wheel that you can try your luck on! Among the prizes you can win are 75% off and free shipping! Be sure to give it a spin during their Black Friday sale! The wheel will open up automatically when you visit Luxurious Bliss, if it doesn’t open right away just be patient!

KIIROO

Sale Runs November 21st – 28th

Some deep discounts (up to 65% off) to be had during Kiiroo’s Black Friday Sale!

If you are looking for some high-tech gadgets and gizmos, Kiiroo has got you covered! Specializing in teledildonic sex toys, Kiiroo is masturbation sci-fi style!

Some of the Discounts:

Any Fleshlight Launch purchase will come with:

Free VR Goggles (worth $28.00)

Free Fleshlight Cleaning Fluid (Worth $12.00)

Free Fleshlight Renewing Powder (worth $6.50)

Any Fleshlight Launch Stamina Pack purchase will come with

Free VR Goggles (worth $28.00)

Free Fleshlight Cleaning Fluid (Worth $12.00)

Free Fleshlight Renewing Powder (worth $6.50)

The Kiiroo Onyx will be available for only $69.00 (normally priced at $155.00)

Visit Kiiroo’s Thanksgiving Sale to see what other discounts you can be thankful for!

Not seeing exactly what you want? Get 10% off store wide plus free shipping when you use the code GETSOME at checkout!

PEEPSHOW TOYS

Sale Runs November 23rd – 27th

This year Peepshow Toys is holding a site-wide progressive sale! What does this mean? It means you can use your Black Friday discount on EVERYTHING in the store! It also means that the more you spend the more you save! It is a great time to grab some of those more costly luxury toys such as the Doxy Die Cast(normally $189.99/Black Friday price $159) or the Liberator Black Label Wedge/Ramp Combo (normally $275/Black Friday price $206)! No coupon code necessary, the discount will be applied automatically when you add items to your cart!

Also happening at Peepshow Toys is the Black Friday Blowout Sale! Throughout Peepshows 5-day Black Friday extravaganza they will be offering a limited number of BLOWOUT specials… these are deeply discounted toys (up to 50%!) and deals you aren’t going to see again anytime soon!

TANTUS

Sale Runs November 27th Only

For 24 hours only, shop Tantus’ Cyber Monday Sale and take 40% off just about EVERYTHING! Seriously, if you are not buying all the dildos, you are doing it wrong! Use the code CYBERMOANDAY to apply the discount at checkout!

Be sure to shop early, especially if you are hoping to get any of the grab bag items, as those tend to sell out VERY QUICKLY.

SMITTEN KITTEN

Sale Runs November 27th Only

Everything at Smitten Kitten will be 30% off AND there will be free shipping on all orders over $50!

Smitten Kitten is one of my favorite local brick and mortal shops! Located in Minneapolis, MN the Smitten Kitten carries a carefully curated selection of body safe toys and is incredibly dedicated to sex positivity and sex education! Support them if you can!

THE STOCKROOM

Sale Runs November 24th – 27th

Visit the Stockroom’s Black Friday Black and Blue Sale and save up to 70%!

Plus, FREE GIFT! When you spend $99 or more you’ll see a FREEBlack Cotton Bondage Rope automatically add to your cart! Just like magic!

Use the code CYBERTHANKS for an extra 15% off the Black and Blue Sale!

Don’t see anything you like in the Black and Blue collection? Don’t worry, Stockroom is offering 20% off site-wide! Use the BLACK20 at checkout to apply the discount!

SHEVIBE

Sale Runs November 22nd – 27th

Black Friday Progressive Sale at SheVibe!The more you spend the more you save!

10% off orders of $75 or more! Use code PAST at checkout to apply discount.

15% off orders of $100 or more! Free shipping! Use code PRESENT at checkout to apply discount.

20% off orders of $125 or more! Free shipping! Use code FUTURE at checkout to apply discount.

WE-VIBE

Sale Runs November 23th – 27th

Take 20% off plus get free shipping when you shop We-Vibe Black Friday Sale!

SPLIT PEACHES

Sale Runs November 24th – 27th

Everyone needs a magical unicorn horn dildo and there is no better time to bring one home than during Split Peaches Black Friday Sale! Use the code BLACKFRIDAY2017 and save 25% off your order! Split Peaches has many unique silicone creations to pick from, not into magical unicorns? Check out the Screw You or the Rivetor!

LUVOQA

MEO

German retailer MEO is offering an incredible 33.33% off everything site wide! Use the code BLACKFRIDAY2017 at checkout to apply the discount!

Don’t live in Germany? No problem, MEO ships internationally!

GAME LINK

Sale Runs November 20th – 26th

Looking to buy some DVDs? Gamelink is holding a buy 1 get one free sale on some of my favorite Burning Angel DVDs! The Burning Angel Walking Dead parody is one you really can’t miss and My Killer Girlfriend has been nominated for a 2018 AVN Award (the Oscars of porn) and is worth seeing!

Are you more of a Gonzo/All Sex DVD person? Gamelink is also offering buy 2 or more and get 30% off each select Elegant Angel title.

And buy 2 or more and get 40% off each select Evil Angel title.

PORN MEMBERSHIP DISCOUNTS

Sale Runs November 27th Only

Kink.com’s Cyber Monday Membership Sale is amazing! For 24 hours only, purchase a membership on 11/27 and get 60% off that membership! If you choose a recurring membership this 60% off Cyber Monday discount will last you a lifetime (or at least as long as you keep that membership)! This is a great deal if you watch porn (and lets be honest, who doesn’t)!

These three awesome porn sites will each be only $9.95 for a one month membership! This is a great introductory rate! Have 30 days of unlimited access to check it out and decide if you want to stick around (after 30 days you will be re-billed at their normal monthly rate)!