14 Questions I’d Ask Hillary After I Hooked Her Up to a Lie Detector

Few politicians in America have as much scandal, sleaze, and controversy surrounding them as Hillary Clinton and perhaps none of them, with the exception of her husband, has been given a bigger free pass.

As Peggy Noonan once said, “People have pointed out (Hillary’s) ethical lapses for so long that they seem boring, or impossible to believe. ‘That couldn’t be true or she wouldn’t be running for president.’ This thought collides with ‘And we already know all this anyway.’ Her campaign uses the latter to squash the latest: ‘old news,’ ‘cash for rehash.’

That is indeed how it works with Hillary Clinton’s campaign, but nobody who is running for the presidency in the era of the blogosphere and YouTube should be allowed to skate on the controversial issues.

With that in mind, here are 14 yes or no questions I’d like to ask Hillary after I hooked her up to a polygraph machine, assuming that she hasn’t gotten so good at lying that she could beat the machine.

A Culture Of Corruption

1) Your former friend and business partner, James McDougal, claimed that “he and a longtime businessman at McDougal’s S&L, Henry Hamilton, ‘developed a system to pass money to Clinton.’ Did you or your husband ever take payoffs from your friend James McDougal?

2) While you were with the Rose Law Firm, you personally worked on a document that was used to “obfuscate and hide the fraudulent nature“ of a piece of the Whitewater land swindle. Did you know that the document you were working on was going to be used for illegal purposes?

3) Your Rose Law Firm billing records were removed from Vince Foster’s office after his death. Those records were “(m)issing and under subpoena for two years (and) they turned up in January 1996 in the Clintons’ private quarters at the White House.” Whoever took those records committed a crime by obstructing justice. Despite the fact that your records were taken and eventually turned up in your private quarters, you have denied taking the records or having anyone take them for you. Is that true?

4) Clinton supporter David Hale claimed that your husband pressured him into making a “fraudulent $300,000 federally backed loan to Susan McDougal, some of which went into Whitewater Development Corp.” Did your husband pressure David Hale into making that fraudulent loan?

5) You once turned $1,000 into $100,000 in less than a year in the cattle futures market. The odds that this was done legitimately have been put, in some estimates, as high as 250 million to 1. It has been alleged, and seems likely, that the $100,000 was actually bribe money that was paid to you while the cattle futures market was merely used as cover for the payout. With that in mind, were your cattle futures winnings actually bribe money?

6) During the Clinton Administration, Craig Livingstone, the Director of the White House Office of Personnel Security, improperly looked through the FBI files of hundreds of your political enemies. There are allegations that you got Livingstone hired, that he went through those files on your orders, and that you also read some of those files. Are any of those allegations true?

7) In his report on the Travelgate firings, Independent Counsel Robert Ray said your testimony was “factually false,” and said that he didn’t go after you for perjury because there was “insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Mrs. Clinton’s statements to this Office or to Congress were knowingly false.” Did you commit perjury in your testimony about Travelgate?

8) Your brother, Hugh Rodham, pocketed $400,000 (which was returned) from people who later received pardons from your husband. At the time, you claimed that you had not discussed those pardons with your brother or your husband beforehand. Is that true?

9) You have been tied to a surprising number of shady fundraisers including Peter Paul, Norman Hsu, John Huang, Johnny Chung, and Charlie Trie just to name a few. Were you ever aware that any of these men were engaged in illegal activities that benefited you and your husband before it was brought to your attention by law enforcement authorities or the press?

No Wonder She Kissed Arafat’s Wife

10) Former Clinton consultant Dick Morris said that in a dispute over money, you said to him, “That’s all you people care about is money.” He took that to be a slap at him because he is a Jew. Did you say that to Dick Morris?

11) Former Clinton adviser, Paul Fray, claims that you called him a “Jew B*stard” after Bill lost his congressional bid in 1974. Is that true?

12) Larry Patterson, an Arkansas state trooper who also acted as your bodyguard says that he heard you, “use the term ‘Jew B*stard‘ and call (your) husband a ‘Jew Boy’ and a ‘M—–rF–king Jew.'” Is that true?

Are You “Experienced?”

13) You’ve been portrayed as an extremely talented lawyer, but isn’t it true that you flunked your D.C. Bar Exam, that James McDougal said that he only hired you as a lawyer “because Bill came in whimpering (that) they needed help,” and that you only were able to become a partner at the Rose Law Firm because your husband was the Governor of Arkansas?