"liking how liverpool is playing now. I know that it is old thing...But I am 100% sure that Torres will rock again in the red shirt. Our playing style is perfect for him. And to all respect for Downing, but Torres will be beater than him... Look at the stats of Torres, possession and pass... and he know how to socre. This guy will be good for liverpool... Another Hot Shot, will be LUKAKU..."

"EPL player of the year
But we ALL know that Bacon Nose would not allow the FA to award this to Luis Suarez.
So i hope that knowing in our eyes - all the LFC family - YOU ARE OUR MVP, The EPL's MVP and You're Our LUIS SUAREZ, we know what you are! A true legend! YNWA!"