As you get older ...

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Badgeman

"You know, Eric, when I was 18 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands. When I was 25, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard and was sober. By the time I was 35, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem even if I had a few drinks. I'm 48 next week and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand, even when I'm drunk as a skunk."

"So," Eric says, "What's your point?"

"Well," replies Larry, "the point is, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm going to get."

War Hero

War Hero

Aussiepint, can you not read. Sgt Pepper said that my Mom was being drilled by a Commando! I believe he brought up that offensive line of so called jokes. My Mom is 92 you twit. I can give it back if it is dished out. Boo hoo to you.

War Hero

MIA

Aussiepint, can you not read. Sgt Pepper said that my Mom was being drilled by a Commando! I believe he brought up that offensive line of so called jokes. My Mom is 92 you twit. I can give it back if it is dished out. Boo hoo to you.