IF YOU ARE SUCH farkING COWARDS THAT YOU DEFEND THE TSA BULLshiat THEN YOU ARE TOO farkING COWARDLY TO BE PATRIOTS. DO HUMANITY A FAVOR AND THROW YOURSELF IN A VOLCANO NOW. MAYBE THE GODS OR YOUR FEUDAL MASTERS OR LORDS OR ALL OF THE ABOVE IN ONCE PACKAGE OF CAVEMAN CRAZY YOU PREFER WILL HAVE MERCY ON YOU AND REWARD YOUR SACRIFICE BY SPARING YOUR VILLAGE, BUT MY BET IS ON CTHULU

Good job on figuring out how to post that picture of yourself on fark. When you're 80, your great-grandchildren are going to ask "Grandpa, were you some kind of badass mexican gangster in your 20s or just some white suburban poser?"

coco ebert:I've had the pat down a couple of times and the TSA agents were always very polite and very upfront about why they're going to do. I really didn't find it all that invasive. Of course I wasn't a raging asshole towards them as I've seen many passengers act.

And immediately we have managed to eek out exactly what kind of person would be an InfoWars activist.

Ya know, I don't like the TSA any more than anyone else does. But if were going to knock that liquor store over can we PLEASE have someone other than Alex Jones behind the wheel of the getaway car?

sewnandsilent:Activists like this are attempting to point out the bigger picture here. It's not the security measures they are protesting, it's the reasons cited to require them and the rights which are suppressed by them. Unfortunately most people don't care about their rights so they keep calm and carry on, then crack jokes at those who do in the attempt to assimilate them back into the herd.

I disagree.

Being against Freedom Fisting is distinctly un-American.

We need more security, not less.

/And remember kiddies, only take off the ball gag when it's time to get the hot, fishy Freedom Juice down your dirty little whore mouth.

She is from infowars? She went there and deliberately moved her body so her vagina would be touched, just to generate so faux outrage. Why else would she just happen to have someone filming her screening?

coco ebert:I've had the pat down a couple of times and the TSA agents were always very polite and very upfront about why they're going to do. I really didn't find it all that invasive. Of course I wasn't a raging asshole towards them as I've seen many passengers act.

Volkl Yokel:FrancoFile: NeedlesslyCanadian: What the hell is "Infowars"?

Conspiracy theory central.

Home of the UN black helicopters, Trilateral commission, 9/11 was an inside job, chemtrails, Sandy Hook was staged, etc. people.

The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, AND Colonel Sanders, before he went tits up

Just remember: Jones doesn't believe in the lizard people. Because THAT would just be crazy.

sseye:IF YOU ARE SUCH farkING COWARDS THAT YOU DEFEND THE TSA BULLshiat THEN YOU ARE TOO farkING COWARDLY TO BE PATRIOTS. DO HUMANITY A FAVOR AND THROW YOURSELF IN A VOLCANO NOW. MAYBE THE GODS OR YOUR FEUDAL MASTERS OR LORDS OR ALL OF THE ABOVE IN ONCE PACKAGE OF CAVEMAN CRAZY YOU PREFER WILL HAVE MERCY ON YOU AND REWARD YOUR SACRIFICE BY SPARING YOUR VILLAGE, BUT MY BET IS ON CTHULU

This whole TSA mess is a bunch of bullshiat, people should be getting paid to do something productive, not to feel people up.I mean, I've had them grab my balls when I was going through security in LAX before, and though they had a light touch, it was still a terrible hand-job.also the whole TSA thing is just to make people feel safe in the air, and I suspect the governments know that.

and even if it does make people safer, I'd rather take the risk of the one in a million chance that someone will blow me up with a shampoo bottle, if it meant we could just live like unafraid shiats.

what's that british poster from WW2 say?Keep Calm and Cary onPS don't touch my balls if you're not going to do a good job of it

I find is sad that the same ignorant farks who were all up in arms against the "muslums" and were crying for more security are now the ignorant farks who cry rape and conspiracy because of the security that was put in because they were crying for it.

the TSA was the second biggest mistake we made because of 9/11 the first was of course the Iraq "war".

You don't need data to know that the fact that the TSA is doing their job, that it stops things from getting on planes. Just knowing you're going to get patted down makes people plan around that when the decide what to take with them.

You call it security theatre, as if it is Zero effective. That is just silly to take that stance. Also, the insistence that the people of the TSA are some moronic underclass of undeserving americans, is disgusting on it's face. Granted there are some losers in that line of work, our society is rampant with losers. These people at least have jobs and contribute to the economy.

To the point of sexual harassment, it isn't like the TSA is walking the crowds singling out people to goose. They check people who are getting on planes. And like RON PAUL would say, plane travel is not in the constitution.

/and infowars is about as ridiculous as anything gets, but they sure know what they're doing//outrage generator

Welcome to the US, and 9/11 next we do the ultrasound scan inside to make sure you don't carry items that might ot might not be assembles into a WMS or deadly gas...dispense unit.

Im ok with Coke and Pepsi ect. perhaps also agreed with the Die hard movies but keep your flapping AR15 ( M16 ) and you paranoid in the US, TAS and all the other stuff you developed is all bull shiat anybody who been or a airport more than ones knows this so just flapping drop it now, get some other things to focus on, like us hunger...

Good job on figuring out how to post that picture of yourself on fark. When you're 80, your great-grandchildren are going to ask "Grandpa, were you some kind of badass mexican gangster in your 20s or just some white suburban poser?"

I didn't stop flying after all the new security theater, scanners, and pat-downs. Before, though, if it was more than 3 or 4 hours away, I'd take a plane. I lived near a good airport, it wasn't much hassle to get through to the plane, prices were way better. Today, if it's continental US, I'll drive if I have the choice. You skip all the hassle and higher costs, you stop and eat what you want when you want, sleep in a decent bed when tired, always on the lookout for fun diversions, etc. The calculus of when to drive vs fly changed big-time with all the changes in the last 10 years.

The starting wage is more than twice that figure. And there is also medical benefits available to even part-time employees for the same deductibles as full-time employees, which is an absolute steal for a part-time job. And it is also a job with a government pension, which is something you pretty much can't get in the private sector.

Cewley:i'm thinking that if the tsa screenings are keeping people from doing bad shiat, then that's the price we have to pay. this twinkee can take the farking bus if she has a problem.

Thing is they're not keeping anyone safer. If they were, I'd have far less problem with it. Can you name a single plot that was foiled by TSA screening procedures? We've stopped a number of attempted attacks since 9/11 but none of them via TSA screenings.

kazikian:Thing is they're not keeping anyone safer. If they were, I'd have far less problem with it. Can you name a single plot that was foiled by TSA screening procedures? We've stopped a number of attempted attacks since 9/11 but none of them via TSA screenings.

TSA keeps finding a *record* number of firearms being brought to screening checkpoints. *Record* numbers of them loaded. The weekly numbers keep increasing, and last week was an all-time record for the past 10 years.

Infowar people are idiots. I've flown well over one thousand trips in the past two years alone - no incidents, no problems. Only thing TSA can actually do better is screening luggage they have a nice habit of just throwing crap all over the place and repacking it like they don't care.

/Oh no your vag got touched, guess what sugar? Take the bus or train and STFU and deal with it like the rest of us//these kind of people who complain about the TSA are the ones who are not stuck behind these assholes while they play their little temper tantrums - I had to wait 30 minutes to go through screening because some wacko wouldnt remove his shoes - another flight we were all boarded ready to go and some asshole who had to much to drink started having his tantrum about not using the bathroom right away, he should of went BEFORE we boarded, yet he wanted to be in the front of the line///slashes - seriously people are farking retards