In the dense forests of the Pacific Northwest dwells the strange and beautiful creature known as Bigfoot, perhaps. Sadly, logging and human settlement today threaten what might possibly be his habitat, although if it's not, they don't. Bigfoot populations require vast amounts of land to remain elusive in. They typically dwell just behind rocks but are also sometimes playful, bounding into thick fogs and out-of-focus areas. Remember, it's up to us. Bigfoot is a crucial part of the ecosystem, if he exists. So let's all help keep Bigfoot possibly alive for future generations to enjoy unless he doesn't exist. The end.

Uzzah:In the dense forests of the Pacific Northwest dwells the strange and beautiful creature known as Bigfoot, perhaps. Sadly, logging and human settlement today threaten what might possibly be his habitat, although if it's not, they don't. Bigfoot populations require vast amounts of land to remain elusive in. They typically dwell just behind rocks but are also sometimes playful, bounding into thick fogs and out-of-focus areas. Remember, it's up to us. Bigfoot is a crucial part of the ecosystem, if he exists. So let's all help keep Bigfoot possibly alive for future generations to enjoy unless he doesn't exist. The end.

Awesome! Futurama did a great job in that episode.

Also, there are a few other "Bigfoots" around the country. We got our Skunk Ape down here in the Everglades. Pretty much Bigfoot but smells a lot worse living in the swampy areas of the Everglades.

yves0010:Uzzah: In the dense forests of the Pacific Northwest dwells the strange and beautiful creature known as Bigfoot, perhaps. Sadly, logging and human settlement today threaten what might possibly be his habitat, although if it's not, they don't. Bigfoot populations require vast amounts of land to remain elusive in. They typically dwell just behind rocks but are also sometimes playful, bounding into thick fogs and out-of-focus areas. Remember, it's up to us. Bigfoot is a crucial part of the ecosystem, if he exists. So let's all help keep Bigfoot possibly alive for future generations to enjoy unless he doesn't exist. The end.

Awesome! Futurama did a great job in that episode.

Also, there are a few other "Bigfoots" around the country. We got our Skunk Ape down here in the Everglades. Pretty much Bigfoot but smells a lot worse living in the swampy areas of the Everglades.

The Skunk Ape is even more ludicrous than Bigfoot. Has anyone who believes in it ever actually flown over the Everglades? There's at least a hundred flights a day over it, not much ground cover in many parts, yet no one has ever spotted one. There are parts of the the glades where you can stand on your kayak and see for a mile or two.

Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the biatch's moustache is so motherfarkin' thick... 'cause you shaved the biatch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfarkin' Bigfoot when I see one!

Actually it is a lost, lone survivor of Allegheny Airlines flight 736 or 737, that wasn't listed on the manifest, that has been living out there in the wilds all this time and is nearing the end of his/her life and just wants to be remembered!

Uzzah:In the dense forests of the Pacific Northwest dwells the strange and beautiful creature known as Bigfoot, perhaps. Sadly, logging and human settlement today threaten what might possibly be his habitat, although if it's not, they don't. Bigfoot populations require vast amounts of land to remain elusive in. They typically dwell just behind rocks but are also sometimes playful, bounding into thick fogs and out-of-focus areas. Remember, it's up to us. Bigfoot is a crucial part of the ecosystem, if he exists. So let's all help keep Bigfoot possibly alive for future generations to enjoy unless he doesn't exist. The end.