19 Witty Replies For Someone Who Calls You 'Short'

People with short height often listen to comments like "Oye Choti height", "you must be not able to see properly from that angle, let me lift you up", "how's the view from ground floor" and so on and on. And you have no choice rather than listening to them and making yourself comfortable because now God has made you like that. But today I have come up with some witty replies, which you say in your defense, which will shut them up completely.

Expensive and special things come in small packets. Chota packet, bada dhamaka.

Only insecure people mock others, do you want to meet for lunch? Let me help you to be free from insecurity.

If you will say that again, I will make sure that you go back home with bruises on your face.

Sometimes, it's better to laugh at yourself.

Try this on your own risk, short people are intelligent enough than taller people and I am not saying this. It's a study, people. So next time when people will mock you say whatever you want to or if you will mock somebody than don't be a shock when they give you witty replies which can embarrass you of being yourself.