If you say Sideburn three times and make a twist-the-throttle gesture with your right hand, a brand new set of SR hardware appears on your floor (only works if you have oak parquet though). Coming soon, I hope, as the paint is turning me insane, you’ll get the idea when it drops…

Tracker mania is sweeping the globe. Sideburn are the Beatles of this cult, which makes Gary and Ben ‘Lennon and McCartney’. Or is it Yoko and Ringo? Get your daily fix on the blog while you wait patiently for issue 3….