Sick: Heart-Shaped MP3 Player For Devoted Lovers of Tastelessness

If you didn’t roll your eyes at the recent barrage of Valentine’s Day-themed gadgets, which are mostly pink and red versions of their regular versions, then we have a real whopper for you. Newman technologies, one of the foremost vendors of gadget clones in Asia, has created a basic heart-shaped flash MP3/WMA player that breaks down the middle and creates two faces puckering up to each other. This means that you can share this profound example of emasculation with your better half, if you dare.

Each side of the heart includes basic navigation controls, but thankfully, it does not include any preset romantic music. This player is currently available in China for about $55, plus the international shipping cost.