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In the middle of your 4th or 5th match of the day...After the 10 Stairlaps in 12 Minute, the conditioning, the drilling...The following person could be counted on to yell (in my ear every day for some reason!)

Mark Anderson: "Where would you rather be boys? Down at the Dairy Queen Suckin' on your girlfriend talkin' to a milkshake?"

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You know, I want to post on this so bad. But however former coach of Columbia City, Randy Kearby had so many great ones I cannot post them all so I will just give you a glimpse of what he would say....

1. You don't know beans from apple butter

2. You can take a flying bite out of a rolling donut

3. You're crazier than a hoot owl

4. You can con mom, can con dad, but you can't con the mirror on the wall

5. Integrity isn't what you're doing when everybody's watching, integrity is what you're doing at 3 o'clock on a Saturday night

6. Will you sit up please? This isn't Baywatch

7. Get in the "wheelbarrow"

8. I'm just as sure as God made little green apples

9. "Ka-nute" Rockne

and a few more

1. (story story story) and I am not trying to tell you horror stories. Thats H-O-R-R-O-R stories not W-H-O-R-E stories.

2. How many Kyle Woods do we have on this team? (just 1 coach) We actually had 1 on the team

3. You need to be on him like white on rice.

4. Need to be on him like flies on potato salad.

5. When your hips hit the mat it needs to be like puttin your hand on a hot stove.

6. Cut the cord, CUT THE CORD

7. Wrestling goes move to move like a chain goes link to link.

8. This guy is a hot dog with mustard ketchup and everything else on it.

9. I k now Im not 36-24-36 but I need all eyes on me.

and a few more

1) Just like Novocaine give it time and it works every time.

2) Just like Greyhound leave the driving to us.

3) You don't have to have the lead if you have the heart to come from behind.

4) You have to go out and wrestle like you have an atomic bomb in your jock.

5) (Whatever tirade he may be on he'd look at a another coachand ask) "am I wrong?"

6) (After giving someone a good chewing for not listening he'd finish with) "and it's not a power struggle!" (and pantomime pulling a tug-o'-war rope.)

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"Where's my Diet Coke?" - Heard at ever tourney in Castle's gym from 1984 to at least 1989. One additional not by the end of the day there were diet coke cans sitting under every chair by every mat. ;D

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My high school coaches would say at the begining of the third now this is where you kick it " Time to Break him" we did our cardo on the beach in the sand alot of time so in the third period we would still be bouncing full of energy.