Gotta Love Them Guvs

David Paterson just can’t stop with the revelations: He’s had an affair! He’s used pot! Oh, and coke! Er, and perhaps misappropriated campaign funds! Pretty soon we’re going to find out he’s not really blind. Oh, and he once killed a man… with his mind.

In other news, Hillary Clinton “misspoke” about dodging bullets in Bosnia. She also cannot kill a man with her mind.