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They often do multiple annoying things which proves that they're fucking thoughtless cunts.

• not turning the shower off properly so it remains dripping, loudly, until someone else does the honours. how can you not notice this as you're drying yourself you fucking twat.

• leaving shower gel/shampoo containers just on the floor of the shower instead of stood up vertically around the side.

• not clicking the cap of a shower gel/shampoo closed again after using it. nice one - diluted shower gel/shampoo. how hard is it to click it shut? blows my mind. you might as well pour it down the plughole. inexcusable.

Whistle With Me as part of their album John Paul John. In 2005, the Sainsburys subbranch Homebase bought the rights to this song in a famous 10 year deal that allowed them to use it for every advert that they ever broadcast in the UK for 10 years. As a result of this song being used on so many Homebase adverts, more people know of it as the song from the advert instead of being a song by the famous band I'm From Barcelona. You could speculate the reason they used the song so much is because the company had such a boner for whistling as the central hook of the song is a line whistled by frontman Steve Bourbons.

constant, multiple, explosive sneezing
loud nose-blowing after sneezes
productive coughs
burping at random
muttering "for fuckssake" at random intervals
walking in and out of the room multiple times, sometimes 5-6 times in a row or more
walking while stomping which shakes the room
THEN she has the temerity to give people dirty looks who clear their throats! grrr

There's a great bit in one of the episodes of The Trip to Italy where they're in the car listening to Alanis Morissette and Steve says "Volatile women are always sexy when you first meet them, but two years down the line you're saying things like 'could you ... just put the lids back on these jars please?"'

I had to stop it there and then, stare at my lady, and then take a good long look at my life.

See I think I now do these things just to annoy my boyfriend. Like when the loo roll runs out, I PURPOSEFULLY think "ah yeah I'm gonna just leave the cardboard thing on the side and not even replace the roll, fucking LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!".

it's so obvious that they're doing it to present a version of themselves to the world that says "hey, i'm so carefree and happy!" but it's just a lie. nobody's happy. certainly not happy enough to pucker your stupid lips together and blow songs out.

who often runs to the lift and presses the button just as the doors have closed but not closed enough to not open again. then she goes down one measly floor. Fat git! You ran to the bleeding lift and the stairs were next to you to begin with

I think the Irish guy had an en suite so I'm blaming French and polish for this.
After a couple months I realised I was the only person buying toilet paper. As a mark of silent protest/curiosity I decided not to replace it and just bring in my own when I used it, presuming they would get the hint and buy some.

It took a week and a half for them to buy some.
A week and a half. Like wtf did they do?

and there was no toilet roll for days and days after I moved in. I'd been pooing at work and didn't need any but I don't know if the rest of them were hiding their own toilet roll in their rooms or were just holding it in until someone bought some.

When they did buy some, it was about 20 rolls proudly displayed atop the cabinet. I think people just settle in to thinking the toilet fairy will continue to do it. I bought a kitchen roll holder and put it in the kitchen. One boy put it on top of the washing machine.

and most people were reasonable and sorted it quickly. Maybe because one guy took it on himself to sit in the laundry room until it was finished, then chucked the wet clothes on the floor and put his in. He was a right cunt.