So two guys were standing around talking about what they bought their wives for Christmas. First guy say " I bought Tina a Prada purse and a Porche" Second guy says " Why did you buy her those?" Man says "Well if she dosen't like the purse she can drive the Porche to take it back" Second guy goes "Well I did the same thing...I bought my wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo" First guy says "why did you do that?" Second man says "Well if she dosen't like the shoes she can go fuck herself!"