This story goes back to my second year at University (I am a Canadian Bro) and this takes place in none other than Canpoon, Sexico. A bunch of my Bros and I headed down for spring break. We stayed at Oasis, which for spring break is THE party resort.

To keep the party continuing into the evening and off the resort, you had to buy a party pack, and every night you had a stub that would get you into a particular club for the evening. The first few nights were unreal but about 3 days into the trip I got pretty sick and was kept sidelined. On my second last night, I started feeling better, but was still sh*ttin a decent amount but really wanted to party as I had spent almost half the trip in my room. That particular night, the party stub allowed us to either hit the club we went to on the first night, or go to the resort’s club for a foam party. Keeping in mind I still felt relatively sh*tty, I figured it best to stay on the resort and close to some clean toilets incase my colon started acting up again. Most of my friends wanted to hit the club that night though but my roommate for the trip, let’s call him Mouse, was down to hit the foam party with me. Mouse is a super nice guy but as the nickname implies, he is a pretty small dude and just not the personality type to hunt for vag, but a superb Bro nonetheless.

Before hitting the foam party, Mouse and I head to the lobby bar to get liquored up with the rest of our Bros. We see one of our Bros, let’s call him Tom, at the bar and head over to have a few drinks with him and his crew. Tom came on this trip with a bunch of his best buddies from high school, that also happened to go to our university, but were in first year. Tom’s buddies were all absolute beauties and I had chilled with them a decent amount back at school so I knew most of them pretty well – except Tom’s one buddy Jimbo. Jimbo raged like no other, but was just kind of a weird dude in a way that’s hard to explain. Anyways, Jimbo wasn’t around at the lobby bar with us but no one really noticed.

After a few shots, the bus came to pick up the club go-ers, at which point Mouse and I started walking across the resort to the foam party. We’re about halfway there when we see Jimbo walking towards us. He had been pre drinking at the other lobby bar, trying to wheel some divorcees, but now had no game plan. So Mouse and I told him to come hit the foam party with us. We hit the foam party and I instantly wheel this chick, hard 5 at best. We start fooling around a bit and I knew she was a sure thing for the night. After a few hours, I want to head back to my room with this girl, but she insists we cannot leave her friend. She even suggested a 3-some that would include her friend. To many this would seem exciting, but her friend was so hideous that I suggested a 4-some that would include one of the Bros I came to the party with (I really did not want to touch her friend). At that moment, Jimbo walks by and I tell him about the 4-some and he’s in so my girl goes to grab her friend. Her friend did not want to leave because she was already with another guy. So, my girl says she’s not going to come back with us because her friend won’t come. Jimbo and I are fed up so we decide to just head back to our rooms. Jimbo’s room was like 4 doors down from mine so we’re walking together the whole time. About halfway to our rooms, we notice my girl had been following us.

We slow down so she can catch up to us and we continue walking towards our room and none of us say anything. I open my room door and walk in and the first thing I see is Mouse going to poundtown on some broads face. He yells for me to get out, so I did since he never gets any action and I didn't want to ruin this one for him. About 30 seconds later, Mouse opens the door and just says “she’s down“. So Jimbo, myself and my girl just walk into the room and head for my bed. Jimbo and I instantly start tagging this broad. This was my first tag situation, and it was hilarious – we did things to this girl that I thought only happened in porn. I start going at my broad solo for a bit, and Jimbo walks over to Mouse and his girl. Mouse couldn’t get his unit fully functioning and hence never even put it in her. So Jimbo asks Mouse’s girl in the calmest voice, “Soooooo…Can I f*ck you?“ I burst out laughing while mid thrust, and Mouse’s girl was clearly caught off guard, but I think realizing the ridiculousness of the situation she decided to just roll with it. After a few more minutes with my broad, I politely ask Jimbo if I could sub in for him. I take Mouse’s girl to pound town for my second kill of the night. I finish up, everyone gets dressed, and the two girls leave our room together. Being the gentleman that he is, Jimbo walks both girls back to their rooms. That is the story of my first orgy and how I became eskimo brothers with a dude I barely know.

NEXT!

Ok, so at this time, one of my good buddies, just moved into the third floor apartment of a three flat building, with two of his FAT, can't-get-laid-if-they-tried buddies. So naturally my Bro and I take this apartment over and turn it into our pregame/smash pad.

Well at this point I been over there quite a few times, and every time I'm there, this hot MILF is out across the street, playing with her kid. Due to this, my buddy and I do a lot of our pregaming, right in front of his picture window. Anyways on this one particular Thursday night, I go over there with the plan being to pregame, and then hit our local pub, and hopefully end up back there, with some strange.

Well on this day, not only do we see the MILF outside, across the street, but it looks like she has a friend over, another MILF with blond hair and huge fake titties. I point this out to my buddy, who quickly informs me he already took notice to this fact. Anyways, we throw a few drinks back, and then leave to go to the local pub. At about 1 a.m., I'm at the pub hitting on a solid nine, who seems to be taking the bait, when my buddy grabs me, and tells me we have to go. At first I try blowing him off, but he's got a game plan set in his mind, and won't let up. After listening to his ridicules plan, I agree to leave, and try it out, but only cause I have work in the morning, and only cause, a nine wanting my nuts is nothing new, and I'll just slay this dragon another day.

So we get in the car, and my buddy tells me his plan in full detail: Basically in his drunk mind he is convinced that his hot MILF neighbor is at home, and her hot big titty friend is probably still there too. So he wants to go over there, knock on their door, pretending we're locked out of our apartment, and hope they invite us in for a f*ck fest. I'm thinking he's out of his mind, and that most likely the hot friend isn't even there anymore, but I go along with it, like any true Bro would.

When we get there we knock on the door, and to my shock the MILF answers the door, and right behind her is the hot friend. My buddy then explains to them that we're locked out of our apartment, and ask them if he can use their phone to call his FAT roommates, since both of our cell phones are dead. The MILF, tells us, she has seen us around, and knew we lived across the street, and agrees to let us use her phone. She then hands my buddy the phone, but at this point it’s not looking good since she opens the door, just enough to hand him the phone. Well my buddy calls a fake number, then tells her he got no answer, and that they most of just went to the 4 a.m. bar, so will just wait for them outside till they get home. When out of nowhere the MILF opens the door wide, at which time we can now see the hot friend clearly, and also notice the MILF’s 5-year-old daughter standing there. The MILF then says “well we were just about to start a movie, if you guys wanna come in while you wait.” My jaw just about hit the floor, and I'm thinking this crazy plan can't be really coming together, OH BUT IT IS!

Well they start the movie, and before you know it were all innocently flirting with each other, when I suggest maybe it's time to put her daughter to bed. BIG MISTAKE, since now I gotta listen to this slut hillbilly tell me, she’s not that type of mom, if her kids, yes plural, don't have school in the morning they can stay up as late as they want. I quickly realize the mistake I made and shut up. We start the movie in silence, and just like any good 5-year-old that starts watching a movie at 2 a.m., she falls asleep within minutes. I point this out to the MILF, who then picks up the kid, and carries her to her bedroom and shuts the door. The next four hours, becomes a STRAIGHT GANG BANG, with me and my bro taking turns on both of these sluts, but for the most part I'm focusing on the MILF, and he's attacking her big titty friend. We switch off, just enough to get a taste of what each is having, and then go back to focusing on the slut of our choice. We bang both of them out till 6am, at which time I have to leave for work.

We never did see the big titty friend again, since we were told she went back to her Hell’s Angel abusive boyfriend, but we both banged out the MILF, a couple more times, till she got old, or I mean till f*cking her got old!!

About J. Camm...
J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.