Equip staff with laptops and ensure IPCC software is installed, tested, and working for staff who may find commuting to work to be difficult;

Equip all staff with long range (e.g. rifles) and short range (e.g. hand guns) firearms or other weaponry (e.g. chain saws, baseball bats, LPs) for defense against the infected and to dispatch possibly infected co-workers.

But the best parts come at the end. There’s page five, which is a form to fill out concerning whom you killed, with what, and why you thought they were a zombie. (This is funnier in light of an actual Florida law that was passed a few years ago that allows you to kill someone simply because “you feel threatened”.)

And on the very last page, we have the identifying mark of a UF document: the obvious typo. Yes, even with a zombie attack imminent, spellcheck is never an option:

As a lawyer, I feel compelled to point out that Florida passed no law allowing you to shoot because you “feel threatened.” The threat needed stayed the same – you need to reasonably believe that deadly force is needed to prevent someone from being killed or seriously injured.

What the law did was eliminate your duty to retreat – in other words, it used to be that if you could safely escape without killing the guy, you had to do so.