Random Female Comedian : 'So last night my husband wants to have sex. 2 minutes later, when he's done [laughter], I start to talk to him and he's ASLEEP [insanity in the crowd] ... so then I go to the toilet, I sit down, and the seat was lifted ! [hilarity ensues]...''

The Simpsons was also onto this type of comedienne where a woman was doing stand-up to an audience of women. She just says, "Men," and the whole audience boos. Homer changes the channel right away and says, "Cancelled."

more than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. one path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. the other, to total extinction. let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.woody allen (side effects - 1980)

hmm, you know if it wasnt for Bush reading his books upside down and backwards this picture could have a been a postcard of republican americana bliss:

notice the token foriegn girl set against a backdrop that includes the statue of liberty, the word "america" above her head like a halo..and the preamble to the constitution to her left while standing next to Bush while reading a book intitled america........