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Joke–Husband And Wife

A husband and wife were getting ready for bed.The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

“You know, love”, she says “I
look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is hanging out a mile. I’ve got fat legs and my arms are all flabby.”