Jay G.

Kareem H.

American in Cali. First-round KO sort of Boxer. Gets the Website Off the Ground.

Ace N.

Copywriter

Remote Developer. Once built three websites in a day that we flipped.

Anh Nguyen

QA Tester

Talks a lot – Makes a lot. Does well in Sales, and made the site. You’ve met.

Matt L.

Copywriter

American in Thailand. Living the Dream. Writing your Email and Lander Copy.

Harry W.

Graphic Designer

American in Cali. First-round KO sort of Boxer. Gets the Website Off the Ground.

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Sales Exec

You’re you, and you vibe well with our voice, culture, and the team.

Perks & Benefits

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Above Competitive Salary

Seriously: We’re growing and need sales, so screw the other guys. We’ll pay you to double. The alternative is $300 per sale, if you want to sell for what is “fair” then you can do that instead – just ask us.

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Monthly Outings

Every week workshops are delivereed to prospects, and we do a monthly bar outing at a local brewery.

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Company Parties

Every month you can get sh!tfaced in front of your whip-cracker if your numbers are there, but go overboard if you want us to share a war story about you to our customers.

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Company Trips

Every year, the company sponsors an all-expense paid international trip overseas to a country. We use those cheap-flight deals…

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Health & Dental

Minnesota sales guys and 1099s can get up to $500 in SHOP credits for their own health and dental coverage. That may be enough for 100% coverage – so don’t go nuts and get sick and stuff spending all that commission.

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Paid Vacation

OH duh: Unlimited PTO is a generic perk of all commission jobs, but if you haven’t quite noticed, we’ll pay to play with you in an overseas vay-cay. If you’re not in Minnesota, we’ll give you a $500 credit to fly out.

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Targeted Bonuses

OH boy, hit your quota, and you get 2X. With a sales cycle that’s between a few days to a month, upselling nets you a x3 product commission.

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401k + Matching

For our W2 employees, We match 401ks up to 6% if and only if you put it into a Bitcoin-funded IRA. Yes, we’re serious.