UPDATED THROUGH WEEK 1306

Rk (Rank): determined by your total ink since the beginning. First and only tie-breaker is Aps, short for "Appearances," which is the number of Weeks in which you had any ink. If you have 10 inks in 5 appearances, you get a higher rank than someone who does it in 8 appearances, for example.

Granola Smears: Got a better one, or maybe there was a bean-holding death in your family and you don't want to be reminded of it, or maybe you don't believe that these are for our amusement only and confer no judgment upon any individual Loser? Please let us know.