this ugly short troll loooking dude thinks he is the man cuz he falls on every wave at b roc but now everyone knows jojo roper and his stubby little legs and his oversized troll melon cant get over the hump in 6ft san diego or perfect mainland K double O K.

When did this "teeth" thing get trendy? I'd never heard it and then suddenly, over the last fortnight, everyone's using it like it's been around forever. I like it though, as opposed to last years trendy surf line "that board looks good under his feet". Seriously...that one wound me right up. Utter turd. Hey, anyone see Wimbledon the other week? That racket looked good in Nadal's hand, I thought.