What we've got here is misconduct in cultural competence

Tags: dc

I mean, I'm not particularly pro-marriage as a matter of personal choice (I'm all about making crazy romantic promises, it's the legal and religious side effects which seem to me to be unnecessarily complexifying something already quite complex, thank you very much), but there's nothing like having authority figures forbidding it to make me long for the weird ceremonies and unavoidable alien attack/kidnapping attempt.

PS: Anybody remember that time in Jim and Sarah's wedding when she wore a bat-shaped pin? I'm still embarrassed about that on behalf of everybody involved.

Title: The Book of the Long HoursRating: PG13Fandom: DCUSummary: I don't believe this. But he wouldn't care.

The hellfire of battle, the heat of the desert sun, and hotter than both, the fury in your heart. You were born of uncommon steel, and forged in a unique fire. Far and wide you've looked for another man such as yourself. Someone to raise as a son, to crown as heir, to speak to as friend.

Strength, invulnerability, flight. The seduction of star reporters no matter how aloof. But are kryptonians, too, superhuman in denial?

It took a lot to get hold of the item. But following a hunch is as necessary as air and as automatic as breathing. The insanity of the hunch is not a matter of concern. If truth is owed to oneself, too, even more than truth is at stake.

Clark Kent does not like Superman very much. And, alone in his apartment's living room, he's about to open a lead box to see if he's right about why.

Title: BirthdayRating: PG13Fandom: DCUAuthor Notes: Some things are eternal. The time and some of the characters are best left at the pleasure of the reader. Written for sockich's birthday; she deserves as much fic and Alfred's chocolate cake as she might want.