Before I had my final check-up after my calfbone was healed (freak BJJ accident), I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital.
The only other people that were there was a 16 year old kid and his mother. The kid had his shoulder taped in.

The mother began to talk why I was there, etc...than when it was my turn I asked her what her son had. He had broken his shoulder bone and the shoulder plate, but the mother reassured me that it wasn't his first broken bones.
He had already broken his other shoulderbone and plate, one calfbone, one shinbone, his arms, some fingers, some toes and a few ribs.
I asked which Martial Art he practised and the mother said "Oh no! He plays soccer".
So than came the time for my check-up, before I went with the doctor, I gave the kid the advice to drop soccer and start Kickboxing, because he would have less broken bones with Kickboxing.

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