Husband Makes Spreadsheet Of Wife’s Excuses For Avoiding Sex

A supposedly sex-deprived husband sent his wife a spreadsheet which documented every time she turned down sex and the excuses she used to get out of it.

The disgruntled man claims to have approached his wife for sex 27 times over a seven week period, out of which she only agreed three times.

The spreadsheet contains supposed direct quotes from the wife, as well as some added commentary in brackets by the husband.

“I’m watching the show.” (Friends re-run)

And:

“I won’t have time to her showered and ready for dinner.” (We were 20min early)

Reddit

The husband emailed his wife while she was en-route to a 10-day work trip and she decided to share the spreadsheet on Reddit, calling it “immature” and “inflammatory.”

“Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment,” the wife wrote.

She added that her husband had cut contact since he sent the insensitive email.

It looks like for this man “till death do us part” only applies if he gets enough sex!