Re: Get to know your fellow board members....

Originally Posted by SoulDischarge

I meant more the "rape fantasy." That's what you usually try to pull out of lurkers in chat anyway.

Eh. I mean it was nice to finally see something that wasn't him listing 5 stupid favorites of crap, but it's not like "I slap her around and fuck her in the ass and then her mom comes in and I fuck her in the ass and then I come in them and the other one eats it" is really particularly interesting. I get that it's dirty and everything--if you're 14. I'm not.

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Re: Get to know your fellow board members....

Originally Posted by algunz

Drinky,

If you could have prevented one thing from happening between a friend and yourself, what would it have been?

I ad an extremely close group of friends when I was in my very early '20s. There were like 7 of us that hung out almost every day, smoking pot, drinking beers, going to shows, just generally having a blast. At one point my buddy got turned onto crytal meth and introduced it to the whole group.

It was fun at first, but I never really got out of control with it. I was working full time and going to school, so it was strictly a weekend thing, and I never stayed up for longer than 24 hours. It was like that with everybody for the most part in the beginning, but soon enough shit got out of control.

it's really scary and sad to watch your close friends drastically change and turn into different people in front of your eyes. The only thing that really occurred to me was to simply walk away from it and completely cut them all off. It was too much fort me. i said some really nasty shit.

I wish there could have been a different way, but I feel like the people I miss don't really exist anymore, so it might not have mattered anyway.

Originally Posted by stinkbutt

Favorite super villain and why?

One of them is certainly RED SKULL. Nazis make such great bad guys in fiction because they're just inherently evil and you don't feel bad at all about destroying them, and they just generally look awesome.

Red Skull is not just a nazi...he is basically Hitler, but with a RED SKULL for a head. And he often times has super powers.

Originally Posted by stinkbutt

Favorite member of the Wu-Tang Clan?

I have to be honest and say that i'm not really familiar enough with the Wu to have a favorite. That's been something i've long been meaning to dig into and it hasn't happened yet.

Originally Posted by juloxx

Is Andrew Jackson fighting Dr. Doom?

If you look at any of the pages i linked to, you will find that yes, he is fighting Dr. Doom. The comic is also narrated by Optimus Prime.

Originally Posted by TomAz

You didn't answer my rape fantasy question.

I sincerely hope it was worth the wait.

Originally Posted by SoulDischarge

Let's say you somehow were the victim of a curse in which your genitals get turned into a mythical creature, but you get to choose which one. What would you pick and why?

As everyone said, this is indeed a wonderful question.

I thought about this for a while, and originally was going to go with a serpantine creature to at least fit the original shape of said genitals. With that in mind, I had pretty much decided, on the what some call "the king of the serpents," and in many stories has the power to cause death but a glance. that would be a good power to be cursed with.

But ultimately I decided that if I were going to be paired with a mythical beast, it might as well be a superbadass monster.

SO...I settled on the Chimera

There are many renditions and version of this thing, but rest assured that the one that would be my genitals would have the multiple different animal heads, the wings, and the snake(s) for tail(s) so i could use them as dicks and still have a badass monster attached to me.

Originally Posted by SoulDischarge

Addendum: You must also draw, scan and post a nude drawing of yourself with your new genitals after choosing your mythical creature.

I indeed plan to do this, but it's not going to happen before the need of the week. Sorry. Not only do i not have a functioning scanner right now (it's in the works) or photoshop on the new computer i bought recently (also been in the works, but no one has come through yet for me), I simply am bogged down at work right now.

it will happen though. Just make sure to remind me in case it starts to have been too long.

Originally Posted by daxton

Jesus Christ, Drinkey. You just put it all out there don't you? Your honesty is both disturbing and refreshing.

Honesty has long time been both a blessing and curse for me.

Originally Posted by SoulDischarge

Maybe Randy will shut the fuck up for awhile now. Also, regarding said cum sock, haven't you heard of a washing machine?

The cumsock was kind of like that lucky hat a baseball player wears, or in the kung fu, the belt. You can't wash it, for God's sake, or all the good juju will go away.

Or, put it this way: it's like an old tree, you can cut it open and cut the rings to see how many times someone has jacked off. It's like a fucking time capsule.

Originally Posted by juloxx

Soooo ummm.... did you tell the guy that he wiped his face with your potential kids?

Yeah, that was naturally the next step. how someone could have looked at that thing and even think about touching it, let alone put it on their face is absolutely beyond me.

Okay, I think I'm pretty much caught up. Haven't had a chance to get into prized possessions yet.

Re: Get to know your fellow board members....

Drinky, every time I have seen a post from you I think of one of my favorite websites from the 90's. Have you reviewed this site and if so how has it affected your lifestyle?http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/

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Originally Posted by lizng

If anyone wants to hear about my life as a cat lady, I'll go. Can't promise any stories about felching though...

ewww! so odd you'd bring that term up, just yesterday one of the guys in our metal shop at work brought me an empty paper towel roll that someone had written "Shane's Felching Straw" on and didn't know what it meant...

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Originally Posted by Jayleigh

ewww! so odd you'd bring that term up, just yesterday one of the guys in our metal shop at work brought me an empty paper towel roll that someone had written "Shane's Felching Straw" on and didn't know what it meant...