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nickb on "Scotland Yard Productions cock a hoop as Celebrity Dawn Raid wins second series"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=60925#post-176923
Wed, 08 May 2013 07:16:49 +0000nickb176923@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>It's a good idea so return to your desk and prepare to write it
</p>ronseal on "Scotland Yard Productions cock a hoop as Celebrity Dawn Raid wins second series"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=60925#post-176848
Tue, 07 May 2013 16:22:14 +0000ronseal176848@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>That's a good idea</p>
<p>I think I might even watch a programme like that</p>
<p>Sadly, you're distracting me from my fascinating job of writing bollocks about a new type of flash enabled, low form factor SSD hard drive.
</p>NewBiscuit on "Scotland Yard Productions cock a hoop as Celebrity Dawn Raid wins second series"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=60925#post-176843
Tue, 07 May 2013 16:05:27 +0000NewBiscuit176843@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>That presenter that you're looking for has to be Shaw Taylor. 'Keep 'em peeled!'</p>
<p>Ever since early critical acclaim for "Police Camera Action" and "You're nicked, son", the demand for syndicated reportage style police-state thuggery escalated, and became an obvious method of plugging the gap in budget shortfall. Now police activity is sold to the highest bidder, and even directed by sponsors, most famously in the popular series : "Where'd you get these black market Marlboro that are notably inferior to the legitimate product?"
</p>ronseal on "Scotland Yard Productions cock a hoop as Celebrity Dawn Raid wins second series"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=60925#post-176827
Tue, 07 May 2013 14:12:47 +0000ronseal176827@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Cheers Lenny</p>
<p>I'll come back to this.</p>
<p>Then again, it's a lovely day outside, and I haven't got any urgent work to do.....
</p>Lenny Bee on "Scotland Yard Productions cock a hoop as Celebrity Dawn Raid wins second series"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=60925#post-176822
Tue, 07 May 2013 13:33:27 +0000Lenny Bee176822@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Surely there's a front page contender in this Ronseal. Why not drop the second series idea in favour of having just heard their first series is to be serialised this autumn. Maybe Scotland Yard tried getting it commissioned months back - after Savile - but the BBC Editors weren't convinced. However now, with episodes already in the can and promises of starring roles for Tarby and Max etc, they've come aboard and can't get enough of it. You need a presenter. someone who was around in the 70's. Someone so famous they couldn't possibly have been involved. Brucie!!!
</p>ronseal on "Scotland Yard Productions cock a hoop as Celebrity Dawn Raid wins second series"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=60925#post-176817
Tue, 07 May 2013 13:09:33 +0000ronseal176817@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>BAFTA winning Celebrity Dawn Raid, by Scotland Yard Productions (the showbiz wing of what was once the Metropolitan Police) has won a second series. The smash hit reality oppression show is to be syndicated on all Leveson approved TV station.</p>
<p>[blah de blah, I'll have to come back and think about this. Anyone got any ideas?]</p>
<p>The show has already created its own genre, spawning a series of imitators, such as Jackboots and Jailhouse, House Arrest and Big Brothers Boot in the Face.</p>
<p>[COME ON HELP ME OUT]
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