We give Kristen Stewart a lot of leeway–she was on crutches!–but if you’re going to be a little rebellious with your hair at the Oscars, you have to either 1) brush it or 2) wash it. You can’t have greasy and messy at the damn Academy Awards; it just looks like she ran away from her hair people. Like that coppery color, though.

Is this a good place to admit that for the beginning half of All That Jazz, I was attempting to convince my boyfriend that Catherine Zeta-Jones was actually Seth MacFarlane in drag? Not because I was making some kind of weird joke, but because I ACTUALLY believed this to be the case?

Maybe it was the tanner she had on? (attempting to tie my comment into the post also, hope this isn’t interpreted as ____snarking, somehow)

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Kristen Stewart’s make-up is on point. Love the copper, love the fuchsia lip — especially in a sea of “barely there, my face but better” neutrals. Completely agree with you, her hair is shameful. If it’s that dirty, put it up, girl! Hair oil can be hidden with some teasing in an updo.

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I hate hate hate the whole “nude to the point of looking erased” lipstick trend. It isn’t flattering on anyone, and it’s been popular for way too long now.

That said, Kristen Stewart’s makeup was awesome. Too bad about the hair.