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S.C.U.M. Presents: Cuddles Revisited

Homo est Deus

Two years ago everyone thought Jung had once and for all vanquished the evil Cuddles for eternity, yet we thought wrong. Jung was killed in a gang war. It was a sad day. It was Jung and S.C.U.M. against The Three Stooges. ITakeoffence and Mr. Newbie ganged up on Jung and overpowered him. Jung was weakend from destroying Cuddles the following week. Jung's MOD powers could not cope with the power of BRiT's Admin Staff Of Magic. ITake and Newb were ruthless they themselves stole BRiT's Admin Staff Of Power. They of course being so weak were destroyed a long with Jung. Once they used the staff they were reduced to ashes. Jung however simply melted. HavokChylde was leading the rest of S.C.U.M. in fighting off the clones of Mr.Newbie and ITakeOffence when Jung died. Jason was angered by Jung's death and locked himself in his cottage in Vermont. While Jason was gone chaos ensued at WTF. A renegade group of members known as the Cult Of The Cuddles ressurected the beast. MaxPower was the first to see Cuddles and decided to fight the wench. Max dealt heavy blows to the 12 foot tall Easter Bunny, but none of that phased Cuddles. Cuddles then grabbed Max and ate him. GGW was ruined. She attacked Cuddles without any weapons. Cuddles laughed a bone chilling laugh and stepped on GGW. GGW was killed instantly. It was at that moment that the alarm in the S.C.U.M. Police HQ that showed that Cuddles had gotten much stronger. So strong that only Jason could kill the beast. Jason had not been seen for 1 year. BWM panicked.

_Kitana_then pulled out her power triping staff and tried to strike Cuddles down. Alas, even Kitan couldn't stop Cuddles. Cuddles ripped off Kitana's head and the blood from the wound gushed. BWM had found Jason living in Alaska with his Eskimo family.

Jason knew what he had to do. Jason grabbed his Super Duper Admin Machete. Jason then put on his Superman costume and flew away. Jason was flying over the hellish land that was WTF.com. Cuddles had grown to 78 feet while Jason was a mere 7 feet tall. Nevertheless Jason lifted his machete and banished the beast to the dreaded Cock Farm where she would forever stay. Jason had holy powers and brought all of the victims of the beast that was decevingly named Cuddles. Jason left Gary King at the gates of the Cock Farm to make sure Cuddles never escaped. Jason then retired to his tower in the middle of the kingdom of WTF.

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Two years ago everyone thought Jung had once and for all vanquished the evil Cuddles for eternity, yet we thought wrong. Jung was killed in a gang war. It was a sad day. It was Jung and S.C.U.M. against The Three Stooges. ITakeoffence and Mr. Newbie ganged up on Jung and overpowered him. Jung was weakend from destroying Cuddles the following week. Jung's MOD powers could not cope with the power of BRiT's Admin Staff Of Magic. ITake and Newb were ruthless they themselves stole BRiT's Admin Staff Of Power. They of course being so weak were destroyed a long with Jung. Once they used the staff they were reduced to ashes. Jung however simply melted. HavokChylde was leading the rest of S.C.U.M. in fighting off the clones of Mr.Newbie and ITakeOffence when Jung died. Jason was angered by Jung's death and locked himself in his cottage in Vermont. While Jason was gone chaos ensued at WTF. A renegade group of members known as the Cult Of The Cuddles ressurected the beast. MaxPower was the first to see Cuddles and decided to fight the wench. Max dealt heavy blows to the 12 foot tall Easter Bunny, but none of that phased Cuddles. Cuddles then grabbed Max and ate him. GGW was ruined. She attacked Cuddles without any weapons. Cuddles laughed a bone chilling laugh and stepped on GGW. GGW was killed instantly. It was at that moment that the alarm in the S.C.U.M. Police HQ that showed that Cuddles had gotten much stronger. So strong that only Jason could kill the beast. Jason had not been seen for 1 year. BWM panicked. HC then slapped BWM across the face and yelled BWM knew what he had to do. He jumped into the Pope Mobile and sped away. Meanwhile Cuddles was feasting on the corpse of Gehtfuct. _Kitana_ had seen enough. _Kitana_then pulled out her power triping staff and tried to strike Cuddles down. Alas, even Kitan couldn't stop Cuddles. Cuddles ripped off Kitana's head and the blood from the wound gushed. BWM had found Jason living in Alaska with his Eskimo family. Jason knew what he had to do. Jason grabbed his Super Duper Admin Machete. Jason then put on his Superman costume and flew away. Jason was flying over the hellish land that was WTF.com. Cuddles had grown to 78 feet while Jason was a mere 7 feet tall. Nevertheless Jason lifted his machete and banished the beast to the dreaded Cock Farm where she would forever stay. Jason had holy powers and brought all of the victims of the beast that was decevingly named Cuddles. Jason left Gary King at the gates of the Cock Farm to make sure Cuddles never escaped. Jason then retired to his tower in the middle of the kingdom of WTF.

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