When CEO Zach Crain was a little boy, he wanted to be "Jean Claude Van Damme" when he grew up. Mullet? Check. Splits? Check. Time traveling karate super-stardom? Getting there.

One of the silliest perks of working at Freaker USA is coming up with new designs and wonkydonk weirdo concepts. Even though Zach did not grow up to be a Belgian martial arts master, he's a litttttttttle bit closer to that dream with the help of our new karate [pork] chop friend, Jean Claude Van Ham.