Create a Caption: Summer Bear

Ever make your stuffed animals do wacky things? I vividly remember as a toddler, I had this giant plastic baby doll, aptly named "Big Baby." She was as tall as me, I guess about 3 feet at the time. I used to freak my mom out and make Big Baby sit on my potty seat, or drag her around and dress her in my clothes. Well, check out this stuffed bear from my house. Looks like he's all decked out for summer. What do you imagine he's thinking?

man isnt it a great day out here!!!!!!!! great view, sunlight, great milk and of course great milk. Wait i could use some more milk.Heyyy mmoooooooom may i get some more milk ppplllleeeasse????? thanks!!!!!!!

Well I think he is saying ahhhhhh the part of relaxtion! AHAHHH dog in front of me scary scary dog!! oh great max you juust go milk all over my fur!!!!! MOMMMMMM TELL MAX TO GET AWAY FROM ME AND I NEED A NAPKIN AND MILK AND COOKIES AND LAYS CHIPS AND TOASTER STRUDELS AND LOTS OF JUNK FOOD EVEN THOUGH IM STUFFED STILL IM AS SKINNY AS A STICK FEED ME WOMAN FEED ME
AND THAT WAS ALL A PLAY
LOL JUST JOKING THAT WOULD BE FUNNY IF THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEND PS MAX WAS THE DOG

i am going to tell you all something if you are reading . If you are not friends with hanna love you might want to becaues all of my friends will get to do exciting things . Im not just talking about scholastic so tell your friends Thank You all

I think he’s thinking about how good it is to be on a vacation sitting on a comfy chair with his cool shades and relaxing with a book staying cool with a a cold drink and a hat because what else can you think of when this is the life.

“Honey, can you come out here and enjoy the weather with me.”
“Not right now sugarplum.”
“Oh honey can I have a piece of that delicious pie you made.”
“What do you want a pie-”
“I said give me a piece of the pie that you just made!!!”

“I’ve got The Last Olympian, and I’m determined to finish it in one day! Hey… can’t a bear get some privacy! I mean really! A stuffed bear reading a book over 300 pages is the most interesting thing you’ve seen?! SERIOUSLY? Or is it my new hat? Are you from Access Hollywood? Wait… SCHOLASTIC? THE STACKS? Is this for the Create a Caption thing? Because I saw a commercial of a singing fish. Talking about some sandwich from McDonalds. I mean, REALLY! A singing fish, now that’s entertainment! ARE YOU RECORDING ME? NO COMMENT!!
*Camera is covered by paw*

“Honey!”
“What is it dear?”
“Maybe you should come join me. This is really nice.”
“Ok. Let me just finish the dishes.”
“Ok. But honey, one thing.”
“Yes dear…..?”
“Could you get me a slice of pie?”
“Uhhhhh, a slice of-”
“JUST GET ME MY PIE PLEASE!!!!!!!”

That’s right i’m just relaxing. Drinking my milk reading my book with my new clothes on. Its all good! Hold on a second. Mom! Get me more milk! Sigh….. I just love milk don’t you?It tastes so… so sweet and….