Porn Stars Joanna Angel, Mercedes Carrera, Dana DeArmond, Mandy Muse, and Jaclyn Taylor have a message for Texas Senator Ted Cruz: Stop watching porn. This new Funny or Die video comes just days after Lying Ted got caught liking Cory Chase porn on Twitter. And we have to say, this video was actually funny. “Bottom line is we don’t want our films anywhere near Ted Cruz, because he’s too gross,” said Mercedes Carrera. She added, “I have seen things you can’t imagine coming out of the anuses of some of my co-workers.” Dana DeArmond said, “I’ve snorted cum.” And Joanna Angel finished saying, “And Ted Cruz is grosser than all of that combined. It’s like not even close.” “How am I supposed to explain to my family that Ted Cruz might watch my videos?” said Mercedes in closing. It was funny.

Porn star Mercedes Carrera wants you! For porn, that is, if you are a member of the armed services or were. She posted in Instagram, “I’m putting together a site where the only male talent I’m using are active military or veterans. They guys will have a choice to do POV or gang bangs, wear a ski mask or hide face or shirts to hide tattoos, whatever. The types of shoots will vary by scene, location and male talent. Right now all shoots will be with me as female talent. Male talent must be comfortable with performing in front of a (small) film crew. Will be fairly low key sets but production sets require several film crew as well as security. Talent don’t have to look like fitness models or be hung like a porn stars, just have a dick that works and an interest in fucking (me) on camera :)” If you want the full requirements, you can find Mercedes’ Instagram post here. In talking about her new project with Popular Military, Mercedes said, “Why would I pay for talent when I could have veteran volunteers?” She added, “I plan to do a lot of scenes at the gun range.” Mercedes has also been promoting her project on Twitter, saying, “PS if you’re a military stud/vet I’d like you to cum stand at attention for a new project i’m launching soon. Email or DM me!” “Good, hoping they’ll wreck this pussy too,” and “Female service members are welcome! However, this first project is with men specifically, but will do a female veteran project as well.” That is how you Make American Great Again. President Donald Trump could learn a few things from Mercedes.

RatedXLife asked porn stars, “What is love?” Okay. And? What the fuck? Why? Well, RatedXLife said, “We asked porn stars the age old question of “What is Love?”, because when you are in the business of sex work, your take on love may be a lot different than someone who works an office job, or maybe your take on love, is actually more honest.” Okay. They asked Kleio Valentien, Nina Elle, Claudia Marie, Karla Kush, Claire Robbins, Alix Lynx, Mercedes Carrera, Riley Reid, Michael Vegas, and Dahlia Sky. Here’s what they had to say.

Big in mainstream news right now is net neutrality. Rather than bore you with a long explanation of President Obama’s proposal on net neutrality, Funny or Die enlisted three porn stars, Alex Chance, Mercedes Carrera and Nadia Styles, to give you an easy to understand explanation of how the issue of net neutrality affects you. We think it address the issues perfectly: