redly1:anyone with a beard is either going through a crisis, is an ego maniac, or is a farking pedo rapist.

/prove me wrong

I've got a beard because not shaving means one less thing I have to pay for while I'm in college. Plus I'm not out to impress anyone anyway. Albeit I do keep it trimmed at least, otherwise it would end up getting in my way at some point.

worlddan:"Come on, you're so beautiful, let me drive you home." When she refused, they said he told her, "Get in the car," but she ran, and he drove off. "

That is attempted abduction????

"Get in the car" could sound pretty aggressive depending on how he said it. But srsly not sure how this counts as attempted abduction. Without physical coercion, and withthe victim being 14 as opposed to an 8 year old who doesn't know any better, he's pretty much just being a creepy motherfarker, not a child abductor.