Saturday, 20 March 2010

i'm fed up with life and the unnecessary piles of shit that are constantly flung at me.

i was walking down the street just the other day
and i saw a man laying on the ground in dismay
i approached him but before i got to him he held his hand up
he muttered something but i couldn't hear him, in his hand was a cup

in this cup was two singular pound coins, maybe he's homeless
i asked if he was and he replied, "no, i prefer the term boneless."
"why?" i replied. he stayed silent and placed the cup back on the ground
his hand too, i was confused. he simply said "would you like two pounds?"

it ain't half bad. it's action from the get go until the very end, which is always a great thing especially if you're stoned and need something to keep you entertained and occupied. the bits with the children was pretty tough subject matter to take on but it's handled well. the choreography is done so incredibly well and there's some absolutely stunning visual work too. heaps of fun, lacking in adaptation of the story though. most of the characters were boring as hell and/or just got killed anyway.

new lost was kinda disappointing. Richard going on some next suicide ting was crazy. the whole alternate Ben world is kinda boring. Nice to see Arzt back however. next week should be fucked up, wtf is Widmore doing back... AGAIN. wtf.

Sunday, 7 March 2010

ten thousand men approached the bridge
five jumped off, six were midge..........ts
the opposite side gained entrance
without guidance
they swarmed in like killa beez
and stung everything leaving ten thousand men on their knees
dying
kneeling
praying for forgiveness

A man from Jupiter approached me today. I looked in his eyes and I saw evil. Pure. Evil. He was an alibino. That doesn't have an effect on his amount of evilness but it does help the look. We conversed about socialism and how someone should kill Barack Obama. I was wondering what happened to that man.