Strict31 wrote:I'm not sure that combining the nigh-uncontrollable power of LOLtron with the Nacireman is a good idea. Some years from now, when mankind is on the verge of extinction, we'll be able to look back and remember this moment, and say, "DANG."

Motherfucker from Hell

Nightmare City - Nothing like a good Italian zombie movie. And this is nothing like a good Italian zombie movie. Seems the zombie apocalypse will be flown in. And they'll be armed with guns and knives to kill instead of just eating people.

Piranha 2: The Spawning - The killer fish learn to fly and squack like birds that wake you up in the morning. But the Italians certainly loved making movies in the Caribbean in the late 70's early 80's. Any excuse to get women as naked as possible.

Treasure of the Amazon - Topless women wrestling in dirt, people changing accents 2 or 3 times as they speak, people eating spiders and snakes and Donald Pleasance as a Nazi. What more do you need?

Cyborg Cop 2 - There are cyborgs, and there are cops. And the lesson is that terrorists are a bad choice to turn into cybernetic anti-terror squads.

Motherfucker from Hell

Nightmare City - Nothing like a good Italian zombie movie. And this is nothing like a good Italian zombie movie. Seems the zombie apocalypse will be flown in. And they'll be armed with guns and knives to kill instead of just eating people.

Piranha 2: The Spawning - The killer fish learn to fly and squack like birds that wake you up in the morning. But the Italians certainly loved making movies in the Caribbean in the late 70's early 80's. Any excuse to get women as naked as possible.

Treasure of the Amazon - Topless women wrestling in dirt, people changing accents 2 or 3 times as they speak, people eating spiders and snakes and Donald Pleasance as a Nazi. What more do you need?

Cyborg Cop 2 - There are cyborgs, and there are cops. And the lesson is that terrorists are a bad choice to turn into cybernetic anti-terror squads.

Rain Partier

47 Ronin. It was poorly paced. I understand why Keanu's character was added to the story at least: he was there with his mystical whitey powers to counter the sorcery of the chick from Pacific Rim. He was raised by demons, and they trained him to chop stuff and cast magic or whatever. So, he's like this magic half-breed. Of course, he's half-Chinese IRL, but I guess they just needed a white guy who was half-something-something-Asian.

There aren't any real personalities to be found among the 47 Ronin, with one notable exception of Amusing Fat Guy. It's funny because he's fat, folks.

The supernatural elements were more important to the film makers than the historical elements, which is unfortunate, because I fell asleep during the big supernatural battle at the end. Well, I was struggling not to fall asleep, I should say. It was just that boring, is all.

Rain Partier

47 Ronin. It was poorly paced. I understand why Keanu's character was added to the story at least: he was there with his mystical whitey powers to counter the sorcery of the chick from Pacific Rim. He was raised by demons, and they trained him to chop stuff and cast magic or whatever. So, he's like this magic half-breed. Of course, he's half-Chinese IRL, but I guess they just needed a white guy who was half-something-something-Asian.

There aren't any real personalities to be found among the 47 Ronin, with one notable exception of Amusing Fat Guy. It's funny because he's fat, folks.

The supernatural elements were more important to the film makers than the historical elements, which is unfortunate, because I fell asleep during the big supernatural battle at the end. Well, I was struggling not to fall asleep, I should say. It was just that boring, is all.

"You must be proud, bold, pleasant, resolute,And now and then stab, as occasion serves."