Egg rolling causes eye rolling TEL AVIV (SWP): President Obama stepped off the plan this afternoon with a surprising companion. In his initial remarks on the tarmac he noted, “A holiday that involves… Continue reading →

Incident Mars Church’s Attempt to Turn the Page on Scandal ROME, ITALY (SWP): Giancarlo Pannini’s mother, like all Roman mothers this week, warned her only child to stay in the house during the… Continue reading →

Seeks additional damages for small inheritance CLINTON, MO (SWP): A local man, who neighbors describe as “an all around jerk,” has sued his parents for living too long and denying him a decent… Continue reading →

“I think she knew it was time.” MIAMI FL (SWP): So stated Nancy Winklehoof, Nursing Director at Sandy Shores Rest Home and Crematorium. Annie, who served as Dr. James Elam’s original and longstanding… Continue reading →

“If you are in touch with reality, you are not happy. That’s why we have booze and drugs” TORONTO (SWP): Dr. Peter Blanch, Assistant Professor of Grumpy Psychology at the University of Toronto,… Continue reading →

Runs First Ever Groupon Promotion RIVERSIDE COUNTY, CA (SWP): Looking to take advantage of the turmoil and scandal in the Roman Catholic Church, the Church of Scientology is embarking on a marketing campaign… Continue reading →