My name is Nikki, I'm 19 years old and I live in northwest Indiana. I love tennis, some of my favorite players are Andy Roddick, Mardy Fish, Taylor Dent, and the rest of the US players. I also love the tv shows Friends and Smallville, Harry Potter, music, football, and the color blue. I hate spiders(more)It is currently 3:50am on June 7th where I live.

27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right,
say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."

28. Rent a pizza.

29. Order while using an electric knife sharpener.

30. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes,
heave a sigh of relief.

31. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni."
Use the long "i" sound.

32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."

33. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they
say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!"
When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, (Pizza Place), start to
cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"

34. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as
you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream
goodbye at the top of your lungs.

35. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in
fact, dead.

36. Imitate the order taker's voice.

37. Eliminate verbs from your speech.

38. When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh?
Oh, you mean now."

39. Play a sitar in the background.

40. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer
hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise
him/her.

41. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country
music.

42. Ask to see a menu.

43. Quote Carl Sandberg.

44. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people
call back.

45. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.

46. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.

47. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it
should be ashamed.