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Even Sith lords need a little R&R... We don't need to tell you that the stress of running an evil empire can be pretty intense. One moment your admiral comes out of lightspeed too fast. The next, your own son is being lightning-bolted to death by your boss. So take some time to relax! Get some sun. Take in some waves. Have a Mai Thai at the Cantina.

And don't worry... The watercraft will be quite operational when your friends arrive!

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Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.