Young Mary had a penny and the little girl was itchin'To tell her mum where it was from, she ran into the kitchen."Oh Mummy Mummy!" Mary cried "I've earned myself some money."Her mother took time from her chores and said "Where's that from Honey?"

Said Mary, "Well some boys from school, there wasn't very many,They asked me to climb up a tree, then paid me this here penny""Oh Mary!" cried her mother, "Those boys are just dirty trickers,They paid you to climb up the tree to see your frilly knickers"

Young Mary was quite taken back, she hadn't seen their schemin'Her lip popped out and down her nose the tears they started streamin'.But next day, as oft' children will, she went to do her schoolin'She reckoned she would teach them boys who were upon her foolin'

She ran home from school at days end, from ear to ear was smilin',Another penny in her hand, her mother's nerves were trialin',"I've earned another penny Mum", cried little darling Mary,But the words her mother used you won't find in your dictionary.

"Young Mary!" screamed her mother (I'll leave out her nasty swearin'"They paid you to climb up the tree to see the pants you're wearin'""But Mummy" said young Mary "I quite shrewdly earned my penny,You see I tricked 'em this time Mum..... I wasn't wearin' any"

Walls have ears. Clocks have hands. Tables have legs. Combs have teeth. Chairs have arms. Watches have faces. Boys have six packs like grocery stores. Girls have hilights like BBC news. Old men use walkers for walking instead of eating them. Hail is apparently something that falls from the sky. And holy crap, there's a mouse beside my keyboard.

Walls have ears. Clocks have hands. Tables have legs. Combs have teeth. Chairs have arms. Watches have faces. Boys have six packs like grocery stores. Girls have hilights like BBC news. Old men use walkers for walking instead of eating them. Hail is apparently something that falls from the sky. And holy crap, there's a mouse beside my keyboard.

We'll let you get away with telling stories about seeing a little girl's underpants because you are so young. when you get old (like the rest of us), then it can become a crime to pay girls to see their panties (just ask Helium about that).

Being raised by an Italian mother on the Mexican border made me realize that entrees are not edible without jalapenos, onions, green chilis, or garlic. Hence, I am the J-man.

We'll let you get away with telling stories about seeing a little girl's underpants because you are so young. when you get old (like the rest of us), then it can become a crime to pay girls to see their panties (just ask Helium about that).

why does it seem like i've heard that before? oh yeahParentcraft teacher

Walls have ears. Clocks have hands. Tables have legs. Combs have teeth. Chairs have arms. Watches have faces. Boys have six packs like grocery stores. Girls have hilights like BBC news. Old men use walkers for walking instead of eating them. Hail is apparently something that falls from the sky. And holy crap, there's a mouse beside my keyboard.

We'll let you get away with telling stories about seeing a little girl's underpants because you are so young. when you get old (like the rest of us), then it can become a crime to pay girls to see their panties (just ask Helium about that).

why does it seem like i've heard that before? oh yeahParentcraft teacher

Parentcraft....kind of like Sex Ed.....saw it in a book....i think it was The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole

Walls have ears. Clocks have hands. Tables have legs. Combs have teeth. Chairs have arms. Watches have faces. Boys have six packs like grocery stores. Girls have hilights like BBC news. Old men use walkers for walking instead of eating them. Hail is apparently something that falls from the sky. And holy crap, there's a mouse beside my keyboard.

oh please do get me the sock. Pleeeease! current socks have holes and the mosquitoes have been having a full night. They've sucked so much blood that they can't fly anymore (literally). They just sit there, like beached whales...

Walls have ears. Clocks have hands. Tables have legs. Combs have teeth. Chairs have arms. Watches have faces. Boys have six packs like grocery stores. Girls have hilights like BBC news. Old men use walkers for walking instead of eating them. Hail is apparently something that falls from the sky. And holy crap, there's a mouse beside my keyboard.