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April 22, 2009

Anyone else notice those fantastic new Blazer Dancer outfits? Those would be the new Playoff Dancer uni’s that we are quickly dubbing as the “Catsuits”. It’s been a while since we’ve had some new and exclusive photos of the hottest dance team in the NBA hasn't it? We’ll apologize for leaving you hanging but expect many thanks for bringing it home with these lovelies.

Hottest dancers in the league? I don't think so. Maybe by Portland standards, but have you seen Portland women recently? They aren't the most attractive. In fact, I'd go as far to say that you may be able to label them not attractive. Sure, the dancers look good, but they've looked 1000x better in past years and in no way are they the hottest in the league. Orlando's dancers look good and do trampoline dunks with flair. I'd wager that one point this year a Blazer Dancer broke a nail and cried about through her uber fake smile.

Some jealous women judging people who have worked hard. Funny how it's so easy to judge someone's daughter before you know her. How about congrats for accomplishing a childhood dream or something. Keep it up ladies! Welcome everyone else to the world of sports.

I left that comment about them looking fake, and I'm male and am from Oregon, but living on the East Coast. They don't look like NW women. They look like they belong in L.A. (or maybe the NE, or AZ. I don't know I haven't spent any time there).

SERIOUSLYY?!?!?! the blazerdancers are FAMOUS for being the most conservative pro dance team in the sports world, both NBA and NFL. The only team without briefs and bikinis with heels as uniforms.

***ADVICE TO THESE RIDICULUS HATERS: Watch an actual road game on tv or check out the websites of ANY other NBA or NFL team before you try to accuse the Blazerdancers of being too sexual or inappropriate.

Here are some photos of the dance teams in the 2009 Playoffs: http://coedmagazine.com/2009/04/16/cheerleaders-of-the-2009-nba-playoffs-showdown/

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This Portland Trail Blazers blog definitely isn't your basic "recap/report the news" kind of blog. We tend to lean a little to the sporadic and unsystematic side of this young and sexy basketball team. Oh, and you'll definitely see a lot of Blazer Dancer action around here, so bring your bucket of ice.