The Campaign For DA

2.13.2008

I just got an email attaching this photo claiming it was shot in Iowa Park. "The guy who shot it is Delbert Eaton IIII and is 6 foot tall and weighs about 220 lbs. He was in a deer stand about 100 feet south of Smith Road and saw the cat pass him downwind carrying a turkey in his mouth He then saw it pass him upwind after dropping the turkey. When the cat passed him again (closer this time) downwind, he knew that it was hunting him. So BOOM!!"

But even the emailer was skeptical. And so am I.

I unleash you, dear readers, to confirm or deny. The truth is out there.

That picture kind of reminds me of the supposed picture currently floating around the internet of a huge catfish that was caught in a reservoir in China with a caption that claims the fish had a person inside of him when he was caught. Anyone with a basic knowledge of Marine Biology should know it is a picture of a Whale Shark which is the largest fish in the world and is found in the oceans, not fresh water, and also happens to be very docile and primarily lives off of plankton. There are four of them on exhibit at the Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta.

Wait, was the photo shot in Iowa Park or the cat? I believe the photo might have been, but I think the cat was shot elsewhere and flown in by the Bush Administration for the picture.

I also believe that the WTC towers were imploded and not hit by airplanes even though there is film to prove that's actually what happened.

Lee Harvey Oswald was a patsy. Elvis is alive. Jim Morrison is alive. There is a vast Right-Wing conspiracy against the Clintons. He did not have sexual relations with that woman and we all know that the balance of power in the world is predicated on what the definition of "is" is.

"Vast right-wing conspiracy"? Naw. It was pretty much done out in the open so there wasn't much of a conspiracy. Not very vast either as it only involved a handful of people. If anything, it was only half-vast.

That is not a Texas Cougar. It is too robust. Texas Cougars are leaner. Iowa Park? Not likely, but possible as there are some confirmations above and west of Lawton OK in those small mountains up there. Even so, this particular cougar was not roaming around Iowa Park.

One of my customers cracked me up the other day......he showed me a picture of himself holding a GIANT CATFISH he said he caught at PK. I said, "Sir, I've already seen that catfish on the Internet, I know YOU didn't catch it!"

Seems his local photography company has a good business going with Photoshopping the locals holding giant whatevers!

Well being born and raised in Iowa Park and my family first moved there over 100 years ago....I will say it is possible cause i have seen some really big cat tracks growing up. however i have never heard of this guy or this record some im gonna say fake