He did it again: Between rounds in his fight against Rafael Dos Anjos at UFC 117, Clay Guida unleashed his trademark Carpenter Burp. Notice how Guida does his best to ensure that the cutman is spared the rancid yogurt-and-Red Bull scent that is surely blasting out of his g.i. tract. That’s a courteous man right there. The definitive compilation of Clay’s UFC-era burps is above; if you enjoy this sort of thing, then enjoy. It’s definitely more fun than watching Kendall Grovepull strips of flesh out of a staph wound, Cabin Fever-style.

After the jump:Jenny Yum ruins Lindsay "Amazon Barbie" Jones’s night with a spinning backfist, at a Tuff-N-Uff event on Friday.

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Yeah that was the most violent ref stoppage ever. Oh and btw robocop...best.fuckin.name.ever.

I honestly am thinking of changing my account to son of robocop didn't tap.

J-Dog- August 11, 2010 at 6:11 am

MRSA is a staph infection that is resistant to antibiotics, so it's a lot tougher to get rid of. MRSA stands for Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus. My wife got MRSA on her leg while we were on our honeymoon (no clue how). We thought it was a spider bite. It got nasty. Takes special drugs to get rid of it.

Booze n Brawl- August 11, 2010 at 1:30 am

What a phenomonal superman stoppage from that ref

Dick_Gozenya- August 10, 2010 at 10:02 pm

I had a rad staph infection on my knee that turned into weeping infatigo after a few days. It started like a small spot of poison oak and ended up about eight inches in diameter of melted pus leaking flesh. They said I was really lucky that it stayed in the skin because it could have chowed all of the tendons in my knee if it got inside. It was easily one of the grossest things I have ever seen, like a layer of pus filled boils on top of a layer of pus filled boils on top of a layer of pus filled boils that spontaneously leaked pus 24 hours a day. I had to get two injections of antibiotics a day for a week and go on heavy duty oral shit at the same time. I'd be scared as shit to get a Randleman armpit inside my armpit, the knee was bad enough. It only took three days for it to go from "funny spots" to "holy shit".

The scariest shit is necrotizing fasciitis, a bacterial infection/ condition that is related to MRSA. I remember reading a news report about a kid that fell out of a tree and cut himself in south-eastern Washington and ended up having to have his leg amputated below the knee that same day because the infection was spreading so fast. Look it up, it'll make you feel all warm and tingly inside.

k-onda- August 10, 2010 at 6:41 pm

My new favorite line ever - "I just butchered his name, Hell of a ping pong player though!"

cymatics- August 10, 2010 at 4:49 pm

The Carpenter, while known primarily for the preternatural pace of his MMA, can also eructate fluently in Korean and English.

DazedNConfused- August 10, 2010 at 4:21 pm

What the fuck is wrong with Clay Guida?

fatbellyfrank- August 10, 2010 at 3:58 pm

Fatbelly happy, 2 stories on hot chicks, 1 story on Clay Guida's powers of facial flatulence, Fatbelly going back to cave with smile on face, I love you CP

Robocop Didnt Tap- August 10, 2010 at 3:26 pm

@Charlie
The worst is MRSA. It starts as small bumps (like spider bites) and turns into pus-filled holes in a matter of days. It's a necrotizing infection which means that the staph kills the cells at the point of infection, creating the pus and discharge. If left untreated or if it develops in certain areas, it can cause death.

Staph is common among athletes, especially football players and wrestlers. That's why most wrestling/MMA gyms clean the mats every night. A friend of mine had a MRSA infection in his armpit and was in bad shape. At one point, the infection looked like a golf ball in his armpit and was extremely sensitive to the touch. He got it treated and eventually got it drained but the docs said that if he had waited too long, he could've lost his arm. He said they drained almost a half cup of fluid/pus from it and it was by far the most vile smelling and grotesque thing he's ever seen.

deportillegals2010- August 10, 2010 at 3:14 pm

Amazon Barbie got KTFO !

Charming Charlie- August 10, 2010 at 2:58 pm

I demand a scientific explanation for Staph, how it infects, causes that wound, and what the treatment is. I'm tired of hearing about it and being completely ignorant of what it does, other than create a borehole through the skin and conjuring a tapeworm to live in it.

macreadysshack- August 10, 2010 at 2:56 pm

True about the gauze but still horrible. I've only had the little bumpy sores. Soaking it on hot salt water a couple times a day for a couple of days always got rid of it.

Yeah, Clay burps. Yeah, it's weird. Whatever. I hate women's MMA, too. Or I know I would if I ever watched any.

Viva Hate- August 10, 2010 at 2:53 pm

Somewhere in a land far away that the natives call Chicago, a Shonie Carter is smiling, mostly likely while wearing a gold banana hammock.

Squigherder- August 10, 2010 at 2:03 pm

Mike Russell has it, definitely a strip of cloth packed in there changed a few times a day.

Bob Reilly- August 10, 2010 at 2:02 pm

At least Clay is polite about it.
I hate women's MMA.

Mike Russell- August 10, 2010 at 1:58 pm

That's gauze packing they're pulling out of Kendall's wound. They packed mine with about 10-15 feet of that shit. It hurts like a bitch coming out.

ReX13- August 10, 2010 at 1:53 pm

Guida is really getting some good sustain these days on those eruptions. That demonstrates the kind of core strength that takes a lot of work to develop.

Levi Jones- August 10, 2010 at 1:51 pm

Now is as good a time as any to ask "does Clay Guida sodium bicarbonate load for that legendary stamina?"

BONGTAR- August 10, 2010 at 1:45 pm

buuuurrrrrrrp...nice backfist.

Videodrome_NOW- August 10, 2010 at 1:36 pm

clay fights like Blanka from Street Fighter and burps like Barney from the Simpsons