Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones.

Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.

My dear Umadas, the hand knitted sandwiches came out of the wash beautifully. Had one of those pushy naturalist sorts attempt to convince me I should use the pounding on the rocks down at the river method. Your suggestion of the 8th on the Drip Dry was just the thing, thanks so much for the tip.