A Drunk Driver Was Busted with Jello-Shots in Her Pockets

As if her erratic driving, bloodshot eyes, slurred words, and stench of alcohol weren't enough, police officers cited three Jell-O shots as probable cause after pulling over Cathy Sanchez in Minnesota. After they found the booze in her pockets, Sanchez failed a sobriety test (shocker) and was charged with drinking and driving.

That's not where the bizarreness ends, though. Sanchez said she had five previous DUIs, and her licensed was canceled because she was considered "a threat to public safety." She also gave the cops a fake name, so add two more charges to her list.

To make things worse, Sanchez is also a mother of three. The only positive thing we can say is that it doesn't appear the three shots were for her three children.