Quest for the Tastiest Christ

Honestly I don’t even know where to begin with this one. As you’ll soon find, what started as “The Quest for the Tastiest Christ,” quickly snowballed into a veritable “holy smorgasbord,” or some sort of “Christian cornucopia.” You see, the theory is as follows…Many of us know what the wafer tastes like in the United States, but we wondered if it’s possible that the flavor varies from country to country or region to region. After all, if there is a tastier Christ somewhere out there, well Goddamn it, we want it. Surprise surprise, none of us were actually motivated enough to travel the world and find the “Tasty Grail.” Instead, we speculated what you might find. I can’t even begin to try to organize the minutes from last night’s meeting, so I think it’s best if I just copy the notes here word for word. It’s essentially broken down into region/nationality with a flavor description, followed by cuisine i.e. breakfast and dinner specialties. Oh and I almost forgot the condiments. Don’t ask me…I wasn’t there, which kinda sucks because there had to be more drinking than usual going on. I have to admit though that I think it’s kind of funny that the guys came up with a Jewish Christ flavor. Come on! That just doesn’t make any fucking sense. Whatever… I got nothing… Enjoy!