The Delano, Miami

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The Delano Miami

A day ogling beautiful bodies on Miami’s famed South Beach will undoubtedly light a fire somewhere in your groin, which is why the minibars at The Delano are stocked with “intimacy kits.” Yes, these are little kits that help you get off. Contained in the kit are two condoms, a tube of Durex spermicide and a packet of lubrication jelly to ease the whole process. What -- no Viagra? Write it down in the guest book, we say.

Best part: To save on the hotel’s maids from cleaning up any unsightly spillages on your suite’s pristine white sheets, the kit also includes towelettes.