This Week in Internet History: America Gets Mashed Up

From Prince's NFL fight song and Jay-Z's Hope for Haiti Now anthem to Conan's NBC fighting words and some other redhead's tantrum, catch up on the best in viral from seven days that turned us upside-down. Also: Heidi Montag's face.

Thursday

This guy Jason Paul is trying obtain everything he needs to survive using only Craigslist. The whole experiment is very reminiscent of DotComGuy. Anybody remember that guy? Anybody? I hope you heard that deafening silence, Jason Paul.

Also, if I'm dropping DotComGuy references, I'm obviously pretty old. Whatever I'm still banking on this kid having a major career:

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Friday

It's a big NFL weekend, so naturally Prince wrote a fight song for the Minnesota Vikings:

Man, that song would be amazing if the Minnesota Vikings wasn't a football team but a 1970s made-for-TV movie in need of outro music. Snap!

In slightly less pathetic news, the Fresh Prince found God and decided to call into this clown to tell him about it: