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Katy Perry was nearly shut out of the awards, did not perform and, when she presented One Direction with its Moon Man, she broke the statue. But I hear she's a good kisser. (Her video for "Wide Awake" did win best art direction.)

Katy Perry was nearly shut out of the awards, did not perform and, when she presented One Direction with its Moon Man, she broke the statue. But I hear she's a good kisser. (Her video for "Wide Awake" did win best art direction.) (Getty Images)

Katy Perry was nearly shut out of the awards, did not perform and, when she presented One Direction with its Moon Man, she broke the statue. But I hear she's a good kisser. (Her video for "Wide Awake" did win best art direction.)