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Exploding Bus Kills Muslim Male

Interesting post from the Confederate Nazi today. It appears that the double-decker bus that exploded in London yesterday may have had a Muslim male on board. The Confderate Nazi, of course, uses the word "terrorist", but we all know what he really means. We witness the same bigoted practice of racial profiling every time a bus explodes in Israel and they automatically blame it on the Palestinians. "Ooh, it was the Palestinians! The Palestinians! Let's park a bulldozer on top of Rachel Corrie!"

Why is it always the Muslims who get fingered? Why not the Swedish Rotarians? Why not the Mormon Tabernacle Choir? There were probably more non-Muslims than Muslims on that London tour bus. By the laws of probability, the culprit was most likely an obnoxious American tourist.

Like Bush.

By the same laws of probability, the chances that a random bus will spontaneously explode for no reason are slim to none. Yet 9 out of every 10 exploding buses has had at least one heavily-clothed, extremely sweaty, Middle-Eastern Muslim male on board. Which raises the question - Why is Bush targeting young muslim bus passengers for extermination? Is this part of his unholy crusade against the Religion of Peace? Is he trying to disrupt the G8 summit so he can duck his responsibility for global warming - a phenomenon that has spawned a monster hurricane which is at this moment slamming into Bush's Guantanamo Gulag, washing away all evidence of his crimes against the Holy Quran? Or were his attacks meant to convince naysayers of the existence of Osama Bin Laden, revealed in the shocking Sesame Street Memo to actually be a hi-tech muppet the Shrub whips out for videos before every election? And who put that cast iron pig beside my bed so I'd kick it and break my toe when I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night?

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And even worse, they have the audacity to give tithings to their church! It's sad, really; The desperate lengths which people will go to to satisfy their need for taxation. I'm sure the government could spend that revenue much better if only given the chance, but instead these Mormongers must act out of desperation and blow up an entire train to kill a single swarthy member of the Religion of Peace.

Wait a minute... That must be why Boise politicians want to build a choo-choo nobody will ride: To appease the LDS blood-lust!

Yes, all we is need more terror groups such as the Mormon Tabernacle Choir! One could guess Donald Rumsfeld role in it all. Until, the 1% of the top tax payers our fair share we will never be safe. Dam that Bush!

Yes, all we Really need more terror groups such as the Mormon Tabernacle Choir! One could guess Donald Rumsfeld role in it all. Until, the 1% of the top tax payers our fair share we will never be safe.

This side is not safe from KKKarl Rove editing our posts. Dam that Bush!

And here's something most progressyves are unaware of...Mormon's claim that Joseph Smith, through the angel Moroni, was the inheritor of God's latest revelations - thus validating this latest edition to wacky religions.

And the implication of this is?, you might ask. Well, on the face of it the Mormon religion supercedes that of the Muslim religion (notice they both start with "M"s?)! And if this is true (whatever truth may be from day to day), then that means Muslims, who are always speaking of the superiority of their religion over that of Christians and Jews [Jews are "apes and pigs" according to the Koran, proving Islam is progressyve because it teaches evolution!] becaue Mohammed had received a latter-day revelation from his moon god Allah! See the connection?

So if the average explosive-laden Muslim male is banking his faith on Islam because it is argued by their imams and clerics that the superiority of their religion is due to its latter date of revelation than Judaism or Christianity, then Muslims should "see the light" and begin converting to Mormonism by the millions due to its even more latter revelation in the 19th Century. See the logic: If God can speak to Mohammed then clearly he can speak ot Joseph Smith.

But Mormonism is a rather dull faith so it may be the case that Mormon males will begin donning suicide vests and blowing themselves up at theme parks where Donny and Marie aren't performing in hopes of attracting Muslims to their latter-day-revelation. But given the Mormon's constant emphasis of being Latter Day Saints (LDS), and the possibility Muslims may soon begin converting to Mormonism, LDS might have to change their name to Latter Day Martyrs (LDM).

Well those neo-kkkons are at it again, lying about misunderstood Muslim freedom fighters who follow the religion of peace.

Check out this website: www.answeringislam.org/Silas/hassaballa_violence3.htm . How dare these evil kkkonservatives try to use facts and logic to disparage the peaceful religion of Islam. You can also click on my name.

Cr'Q'T: Yes, I've become fully immersed in the Mormon lifestyle as part of my cover; I spend almost all my away-from-work time with my family; I lead prayers at meals; I even read "scriptures". The thing that amuses me the most about these people is that they actually take certain things on "faith"; they aren't reality-based progryssyves like us, who only believe those things we can prove to be true, like how Bush and Blair personally planted the London bombs to make people forget about Live 8, and now Bu-shaitan has ordered Himmicane Dennis to attack Florida to distract the sheeple from the London bombings.

Was it you Hankmeister that suggested another material that would make better "tin foil hats" ?

Please provide us with this information as we need it NOW!

Read the following excerpt which I made shorter for obvious reasons.
( emphasis mine ), you will understand.

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Military's Energy-Beam Weapons...

The Associated Press
Jul. 10, 2005 - For years, the U.S. military has explored a new kind of firepower that is instantaneous, precise and virtually inexhaustible: beams of electromagnetic energy. "Directed-energy" pulses can be throttled up or down depending on the situation, much like the phasers on "Star Trek" could be set to kill or merely stun.

Such weapons are now nearing fruition.

The hallmark of all directed-energy weapons is that the target whether a human or a mechanical object has NO CHANCE TO AVOID the shot because it moves at the speed of light. At some frequencies, it CAN PENETRATE WALLS.

And they don't involve chemicals or projectiles that can be inaccurate, accidentally cause injury or violate international treaties.

Among the simplest forms are inexpensive, handheld lasers that fill people's field of vision, inducing a temporary blindness to ensure they stop at a checkpoint, for example. SOME OF THESE ALREADY ARE USED IN IRAQ.

A separate branch of directed-energy research involves bigger, badder beams: lasers that could obliterate targets TENS OF MILES AWAY from ships or planes. Such a strike would be so surgical that, as some designers put it at a recent conference here, the military could plausibly DENY RESPONSIBILITY.

...ACTIVE DENIAL SYSTEM, developed by Air Force researchers and built by Raytheon Co.... It produces a millimeter-wavelength burst of energy that penetrates 1/64 of an inch into a person's skin, agitating water molecules to produce heat. The sensation is certain to get people to halt whatever they are doing.

It was me, indeed. There is much work going on to find a replacement for tinfoil since the evil Bu$Hitler/Halliburton/NASA/CCheney regime is attempting to buy up all controlling interests in the tin mining industry. So you better stock up now, brothers and sisters.

Titanium foil, though extremely expensive and difficult to roll out in very thin sheets, may help screen out close to 50% of the Rovian mind-control rays that rain down upon us each second of the day from the secret SDI satellites.

One enterprising progressyve has recently suggested tin-plating the titanium, which initial scientific studies (for what they are worth with all the "fact" quoting an all) have actually documented a further 50% improvement in ray blockage. This puts the overall efficacy of tin-plate titanium at around 75% as compared to pure tin-foil.

Surgical implantation under the skin of the skull doesn't improve the performance of this new product but it is more convenient since it is always in place.

For newbie progressyves, please be warned, don't ever, ever substitute aluminium foil for tin-foil, otherwise your brain will be cooked like a poached egg by the Rovian mind-control rays.

The effectiveness of the various metal combinations used in blocking Rovian mind control rays (RMCR) really is a question of pure physics. Each material's inherent properties, including resonate wavelength, lead inevitably to identifying one question that rises above all others. The question we need to ask whenever we see those responsible for the RMCR is: Kenneth, what's the frequency?
Or, as progryssyve leader Hugo Chavez of Venezuela might say: "Nothing can justify the abdominal acts."

Another effective strategy in combatting RMCR is the use of negative feedback, much like radar jamming equipment. A signal exactly 180° out of phase with the RMCR, effectively cancels the rays out. To overcome the inherent latency required to recreate the waves, a negative-time delay element is used. These are dificult to make since Halliburton holds (and hoardes) the patent rights to the flux capacitor, and only manufactures them for members of the Bush cabinet and his political donors.

Halliburton also hoardes the patent rights to the Tesla Death Ray, an internal combustion engine that gets up to 246 miles to a single gallon of tap water, and a special elixer that cures cancer and chronic halitosis.

Bubblehead, interesting you bring up the Dan Rather's "Kenneth, what's the frequency" episode.

The best information I have is brother Dan was officially testing one of the earlier Titanium models under the experimental code name of "Kenneth". In this double blind test (neither party knew the other), the two men approached Dan and were merely testing to see if the Titanium foil hat was working. Hence the question: "Kenneth, what's the frequency." We still don't know what frequency that Rovian Mind Control Rays operate at when projected from SDI satellites.

The resulting confusion between the two men and Mr. Rather essentially confirmed the laboratory experiments that 50% of the Rovian Mind Control Rays were still getting to Dan's brain - at least what was left of it.

Some progressyves in the know have speculated this may explain the delayed reaction Rather had when he found himself trying to pass off the fraudulent Bush TANG memos as the real McCoy on 60 Minutes II many years later!

So you see, ultimately it really was KKKarl Rove's fault that the TANG memos were being shilled to the American people as authentic. Damn smart neo-kkkon dunces.

Upon further reflection on truth (whatever that may be from day to day) I must amend a previous post.

If Muslims are to be consistent with the idea that Islam is superior to Christianity and Judaism because it is a later revelation, it may be more appropriate to ask Muslim to consider becoming MOONIES rather than MORMONS (Notice all three start with "M", hmmmmm) because Reverend Sung Myung Moon has claimed to have received later revelation for the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.

Can you imagine five thousand Muslim-Moonie converts getting married at the same time at the Astrodome while wearing suicide vests? Not a pretty sight once the buttons are pushed. I wonder if there would be enough virgins in Paradise to go around?

Larry really nails it when he asks the penetrating question, "Why is it always the Muslims who get fingered?" I suppose it's for the same reason that it's always chubby Jooooo-ish girls who get cigar-banged: because you don't have to buy them a soda afterwards...

Strangelove, I went to that site then clicked to view the single comment where I found an (alleged) woman inviting me to click on her link , which was a site that tried to sell me a herbal health beverage.