All the jokes - dinosaur

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.

Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
A: Lefty.

Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.

Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.

Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash.

Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.

A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it.
After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible.
After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help.
She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.