"I just want to spend every possible minute of the rest of my life with you." -Peeta Mellark

"What I need is the dandelion in the spring. The bright yellow that means rebirth instead of destuction. The promise that life can go on, no matter how bad our losses. That it can be good again. Only Peeta can give me that." -Katniss Everdeen

"If he dies. I'll never go home, not really. I'll spend the rest of my life in the arena, trying to think my way out." -Katniss Everdeen

"Embrace the probability of of your imminate death, and know in your heart, that there is nothing I can do to save you" -Haymitch

"It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart." -Finnick

"My nightmares are usually about losing you." -Peeta Mellark

"I realize only one person will be damaged beyond repair if Peeta dies. Me" -Katniss Everdeen

"That is mahogany!" -Effie

"So it's you and a syringe against the Capitol? See this is why no one lets you make the plans." -Haymitch

"You could live a thousand lifetimes and still not deserve him." -Haymitch

"If we burn. You burn with us." -Katniss Everdeen

"Katniss will pick who ever she thinks she can't survive without." -Gale Hawthorne

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says,"OH MY GOD!! WE'RE IN AN OVEN!" The other muffin says,"OH MY GOD! TALKING MUFFIN!!"

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20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if anyone slows down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso

6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy"

8.Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk

10. Order diet water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat

11.Specify that your Drive-Thru order is To Go

12. Sing Along at the opera

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're not in the mood

Post-Avengers. As Thor and Loki were ready to depart for Asgard, the Tesseract becomes unstable and opens a portal. Another Loki emerges claiming his name is "Tom". Chaos ensues as they meet their counterparts one by one. RE-POSTED.

When eleven-year-old Ginny Weasley is sorted into Slytherin, she is thrust into a world where the line between good and evil is blurred and where the boy she was supposed to hate becomes the man she was never supposed to love. DG, AU.

A Boggart speaks volumes about a person. They show the hidden feelings that are blocked from the rest of the world. The class is eager to see Draco Malfoy meet his Boggart, that is, until they finally see it. The silent are always the most deadly. Warnings: Child Abuse, Rating changed to M

Dwarves are not accepted in the Shire, with one notable exception-the dwarf who was pulled from the river as a young child with no memory and a toy bow and raised by Bilbo Baggins. When 12 dwarves arrive at Bag End, his world is turned upside down, and he is forced to chose who he truly is, the nephew of a king or the son of a hobbit. In his heart, he will always be Kili Baggins.

Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.

Now into Part II: Following the disastrous events of Amon Hen, a desperate Aragorn unwillingly sends a badly wounded Legolas, with Gimli at his side, to Edoras in an effort to save him. But there are venomous snakes writhing in the tall grasses of Rohan, and Edoras might not prove to offer the salvation the ranger seeks. AU, non slash.

"Katniss, could you..." Peeta trails off as he gulps, nerves and fear making him unable to complete the question. He manages to catch his breath before he speaks again. "Is there a possibility that you are pregnant?" - My take on Catching Fire.

Thor and Jane reunite at last, but dark elves have begun to take over the tree of Yggdrasil. Thor and Jane embark on an adventure through the nine realms to gather allies against the elves, but not without the help of Loki, who Thor realizes he truly needs now. As they are in a race against the elves to gather allies, the war for the safety of the universe begins.

With the death of her father, Katniss Everdeen struggles to keep a roof over her family's head and food in their bellies. But when she finds a job at a local Chicago gym, she meets a blonde haired boxer who's past is as dark as hers. Will their pasts pull them together? Will the things they have in common lead them to grow closer than they ever thought was possible? AU.

"No matter how bad your losses, it can be good again," the blond hair, blue eyed, boy wunderkind, tells the group. Yeah…right. What the hell does he know about grief? I'm only doing this to get my sister back. If he thinks he's going to magically "cure" me by the end of these sessions he's wrong. Dead wrong. Modern Day AU.

Captured in Goblin Town, the Dwarves are at the mercy of the monstrous Goblin-King;he wants answers, and will do anything- and everything- to hear what he wants. Finding Thorin stubborn, he goes to the next best thing- his youngest nephew. Hurt!Kili, with caring and heroic Fili and Thorin. Please R&R! Will be multi-chaptered. Rated T.

"I-I can't do it! I just can't…" She froze when she recognized the voice inside the bathroom. She had heard it many times before mocking her. But it had never sounded as vulnerable as it did now, never as troubled. She had never heard Draco Malfoy cry.

"I'm sorry," I tell him, barely getting the words out. I'm sorry because I did this to him. Because I would do anything to change this. "You'll come back," I verify against his chest, my voice fragile. "Promise me you'll come back," I demand. Peeta stares at me for a second, the hopelessness still tattooed across his features. "I'll try," he says. Catching Fire AU

Thor has been stalking Loki for years, truly believing he is in love with him. One day he sees Loki with a woman and decides it's time to make Loki feel his love, to make him fall in love with him in return. Loki is suddenly faced with a horrifying situation when he's kidnapped by a madman and kept as his prisoner. Can Loki survive? And just what has Thor planned for him?

After Loki is punished for his crimes, he and Thor are sent back to Midgard to help the Avengers rebuild Manhattan. But when it becomes obvious that Loki is unwell physically as well as mentally, relationships are strained and healed as well as created. Rated T for the occasional language and frequent in-depth descriptions of illness and medical procedures.

Sequel to A Past Encounter. After a problematic turn of events,Thor brings the Avengers to Asgard in hopes that they would help defend Loki on his trial. They didn't expect Asgardian Justice to be this severely cruel, putting Loki deeper than what he's in for. Each of them will testify in their own way about the Alien invasion, slowly revealing that Loki wasn't behind the attack.

Odin decides that the best way to deal with Loki is to throw him into the dungeons without a trial. Three hundred years later, Thor is king and he decides that it's time for his little brother to come home. He is completely unprepared for the weak, broken creature, a mere shadow of his brother, that the guards lay at his feet. Warning: Major Angst.

None of this was supposed to happen. SHIELD wasn't supposed to find Thor and Loki on Earth three years after the battle. Loki wasn't supposed to be a silent shadow of who he once was. And the Avengers...weren't ever meant to have to endure the madness that would follow. "Cry, Loki. Cry."

After suffering a serious injury at the hands of his mother, Peeta begins treatment with Mrs Everdeen. When Katniss is asked to help with his treatment things take an unexpected turn. AU set in District 12.

In which Thor completely forgets his little brother's birthday, and returns to the palace to find that Loki has spent the day crying in his bedroom. Pre-Thor. Contains mentions self-harm and a potentially lethal amount of angst and brotherly fluff.

"Living with someone who suffers from depression isn't easy," Thor says and he wonders at which point he began to cry, "Loki was in trouble and as much as I or anyone else tried to help him, we couldn't get through to him."

Sequel to My Last Breath. Katniss is the Mockingjay. Peeta is the tortured puppet of the Capitol. She is trying to be strong. He is simply trying to last the night. Eventually, they are reunited, but both of them have changed. Will they overcome their demons in order to defeat the Capitol and Snow? Or will another enemy prove to be their end? Strong T for dark themes. PK

A broken god crashes onto the roof of Stark Tower, and Tony and Steve are horrified by what they find. As Loki's story unfolds, the Avengers discover what really happened when Loki was taken back to Asgard, and what he has endured for the past year. A powerful enemy emerges to threaten Asgard as Loki struggles to recover in the care of those who were once his bitterest foes.

"Volunteering is not allowed, dear." —How Prim and Peeta win the Hunger Games, how Prim and Haymitch defeat the Quarter Quell, how Prim becomes the face of the rebellion, and how everything turns out the same in the end. (Previously titled The Precious Little Girl Who Glowed.)

So titled because this is where it diverges from the original trilogy. What if the premise of the 3rd Quarter Quell was different? Katniss and Peeta no longer have to return to the arena. What they must do now may be even harder.

Compare and Contrast the Following, Part I. While Loki is imprisoned in the aftermath of his defeat, a foreign disc arrives on the Helicarrier and the Avengers watch Loki's degeneration. The Avengers watch the movie 'Thor'. Now, in knowing Loki, they begin to wonder at the motivation for his most recent actions, and who else was involved in directing the Chitauri army.

Katniss Everdeen did the unthinkable & won the 73rd Hunger Games. Now in her first year as mentor, she's horrified when Peeta Mellark is reaped. Soon, they're fighting against challenges that neither ever expected to face. Can Katniss be a strong mentor for her tributes, while recognising her growing feelings for Peeta? And can Peeta overcome the odds, to be the next victor?

Sequel to Someone To Watch Over Me. Peeta and Katniss have survived using more than wit and cunning. Their love is what ultimately saved them from the arena. But just because they're out of the arena, does that mean that the Games are over? Will they overcome new threats? Or will a surprise neither expected end it all? AU, but as canon as possible. P/K

The non-explicit variant of the prompt: Thorin and Kíli are in a secret relationship. Fíli finds out and suddenly gets very protective of his brother. Thorin/Fili fighting happens. Mentioning of polite Durincest.

What if Peeta was just a little more confident, Katiniss was less confused and Gale just wanted to be friends? What if it was Cato who was interested? The 74th annual Hunger Games is gonna be quite interesting with the love triangle. So will Peeta survive? Who will Katniss chose? And does she really fall in love...

The fourth part of the teamwork series. Pairing/Characters: Teamfic, no Pairings. Loki, Tony Stark, Thor, Frigga, Steve Rogers, Avengers. Warnings: Suicide attempt, and some swear words. Summary: After some serious therapy, Loki has been a member of the Avengers for 2 years, but when an attack by Doom leaves him gravely ill, his team mates have to fight to save his life.

Peeta Mellark is reaped for the 74th Hunger Games - but someone unexpected volunteers in his place, and nothing is ever the same. Katniss Everdeen decides this is finally her time to repay Peeta for saving her life. Submission for Prompts in Panem, Oct 2012, Day Seven.

Pre- 74th Games:Katniss discovers the true relationship between the youngest son of the baker and his mother. When he goes missing, will she be able to put her fears behind her and save the boy she loves? COMPLETE re-written as of 4/07/14

Set during the movie - Thor is arrogant during the battle in Jotunheim, thinking he can slaughter them all. That is until Loki receives a mortal blow from the giant creature Laufey summons forth. Now they must make their way back to Asgard and hope Loki can still be saved. OneShot!

A new version of the famous books. What if Aragorn and Legolas in Northern Fangorn accidently turn up behind the fence of District Twelve and are forced to enter the Hunger Games? I made it as realistic as possible, so please R&R! : NO SLASH!

Modern day set in Panem. Six year old Peeta and Katniss meet in school and become friends until something terrible happens Peeta which leads to mystery, loss, heartbreak and trying to forget the nightmare of reality. Peeta and Katniss POV's

A HG rewrite. What would happen if Peeta was just a little bit bolder, and Katniss a little less emotionally confused? You'd be surprised. Let the Games begin. This is an AU, but I've tried to stay as canon as possible. Rated T to be safe.

Loki's been forced join the Avengers, no thanks to Thor. But, something's wrong. Maybe it's the nightmares and memories that plague him at night. Or something more sinister. Thor/Loki. Other pairings included in later chapters. M-PREG. My first Avengers fic !

Thor and Loki's journey goes awry, and Thor learns that just because he is powerful doesn't mean he can always be the protector. In which Thor realizes that to be strong is to know defeat, and the worst battles are not won by blood.

Peeta's been rescued from the Capitol and he's not been Hijacked. However he's not escaped unscathed. Snow always knew the boy had, had a way with words. How will Peeta cope without that talent? How will the rebellion cope without it? How will Katniss?

Ever wonder what happened to the mentors during the games? A typical Hunger Games from their point of view. Multiple characters-Woof, Wiress, Beetee, Finnick, everyone is here! Read and review please! Disclaimer: I own nothing The Hunger Games belongs to Suzanne Collins.

One redemption arc later, and Loki is no longer the enemy, but Thor is the only Avenger who trusts him. Odin requests the Avengers' presence on Asgard & orders a very reluctant Loki to bring them. Thor is delighted - inter dimensional road trip! Magnificent quests! The perfect bonding experience for his BFFs & brother! Everyone else... less so. Teamfic. No pairings or warnings.

Loki's eyes have turned black and he's now hearing a voice that is saying it plans to control him. Can his friends find out what's wrong before it's to late? Sequel to 'Plan: Blackmail Iron Man.' Parings: Steve/Tony and Bruce/Loki. Rated T for now.

All Loki wants is revenge-the Cube may be his key. But when he hides his identity to get info from Jane Foster, something inside him shifts. And when the Cube is stolen, Loki must choose between vengeance, and the woman he fears he can never have.

Draco's being abused, badly, and Harry finds him and wants to help, but can he persuade Draco that he's sincere, and will their friendship blossom into something more? WARNING: Sexual abuse throughout, some child abuse flashbacks. Slash

Harry is in danger. And this time, not even Dumbledore can save him. Four people rise to help, four people with tremendous power. But such power always comes with a cost. Can they sort out their differences before it's too late for both Harry and the world? [CURRENTLY BEING HEAVILY EDITED.]

SEQUEL TO 'RADIO'. With Hermione and Draco's new relationship underway, it is now Draco's sanity that suffers the most. Is he truly as crazy as everyone suspects him to be? Or is it something else that is horribly messing with his head. Read & review!

Before the trio set out in search for Horcruxes, Harry returns to Hogwarts to speak to Dumbledore. But what happens when he gets to Hogwarts and how will this affect the events that follow in the Dealthy Hallows ? SS mentor HP COMPLETE

Several years after the battle at Hogwarts, a tired Draco Malfoy has just about reached his breaking point. Just as Draco is about to take his life into his own hands, a certain someone comes into it. Can Hermione make him feel once again? HG/DM

"Draco was sure it was over- positive- could even feel the life rush out of his body before making absolutely certain of it. Was this it? Was this what dying felt like?" The survivors of the Wizard War undergo therapy in attempts to start over.

When Draco disobeys everything he's learned in a single action, he is made a prisoner in his own home. Can Harry and Severus save him, or will he be destroyed by an obsessive Dark Lord's plans? Can bonds of love and friendship triumph over ultimate evil?

Snape survives DH, but Harry believes him to be dead. What will happen when they meet nineteen years later? Read to find out. Explores the lives of Harry and Snape post DH and how their friendship unfolds. The story is complete! Please R and R

Draco feels everything, Lucius feels nothing until his world is turned upside down. Songfic for Idina Menzel 'I feel Everything' I suck at summeries sorry! Warning Child abuse and character death! do not read if you dont like!

The-Boy-Who-Almost-Died has to figure out what it means that he didn't. Harry's tumultuous 5th year at Hogwarts is Cedric's 7th and final. Bound together by shared trauma, both boys fall under Ministry suspicion ... Who is Cedric Diggory? Cedric!Lives AU

Draco is abused, physically and mentally, he always has been. When things start to get rougher, it wears on him, and it shows when he goes back to school, people notice. Warnings inside! Being re-written! Chapters have been removed temporarily.

Draco's entire world is turned upside down when he's told his parents are not the Malfoy's. Struggling not to be killed and to become close with his brother he falls in love with one of his worst enemies, his brother's best friend. [ABANDONED]

Shortly after Dumbledore's fall from the tower, Draco ponders his fate and begins to question the Dark Lord's wishes. This is my version of Book 7 using JKR's plotlines and ZERO original characters! Begins right after The HalfBlood Prince.

Legolas arrives at Imladris in horrible condition. There's also a change in his attitude towards the people around him. He shies away from them in fear - avoiding their healing touches. What happened to the poor elf? Can anyone help him?

AU because of OotP. D/Hr eventually. After being on the brink of falling, Draco realizes maybe he isn't so hopeless as he thought. But it's a long road to redemption... Suicidal thoughts, child abuse, dark themes. Bigger summary within..Please R&R

He raised his head, looking at her outstretched hand, and nothing in the world seemed to matter any more but the girl in the red tree reaching out to the boy in the green tree and begging him to make the right choice.

[Complete!] DracoHermione After a mysterious incident in which the Golden Trio find themselves at Malfoy Manor, they discover something about Draco never known before. Can they help Draco and can Draco be of any aid to them in these troubled times?

Draco Malfoy, the Head Boy, is depressed and has an unusual method of self-harming to cope with it. Of course it’s only so long before Head Girl Hermione finds out about it… but could her wish to help him change into something more? DHr.

His painful past had made Legolas very wary of the race of men. But he and the broken fellowship is venturing into Edoras to lend their strength to the people of Rohan. Will his strong resolve defeat his fear?

-COMPLETE!-The Manyan series continues...The princes of Mirkwood and the Rivendell brothers joined together for an outing. When something dreadful happened, they all had to rely on a certain eagle to save the day.

-COMPLETE!-The manyan series continues;The two princes of Mirkwood had been captured by a group of marauders. The two brothers refused to disclose a secret they'd vowed to keep...no matter how painful, no matter how self-destructing the tortures would be.

After years of abuse and suffering at the hands of brutal Men, Legolas’s spirit is near fleeing and his hope destroyed. Yet with the coming of a stranger bearing the name of something long lost, will he recover and re-find the light? AU. Slash.*Complete

Hermione and Draco. Gryffindor and Slytherin. Muggleborn and Pureblood. Warm-hearted and frozen soul. Forced to work together, she shatters his beliefs with one well-placed question. And then the fun begins… (Complete)

We all know about the whipping of Gale, but what if that day went a little differently. Gale escaped the wrath of Thread, but someone else was caught game and was whipped. Will Katniss get there in time? Rated T because it's the Hunger Games.

Peeta is hijacked. Katniss has never been good with words. But when Katniss tells Peeta these three words what will happen? Could it bring back the real Peeta? Or could it kill him. The "T" rating is only a precaution.