Listen: on the one hand, I really believe that spending $200 on a margarita machine—even if it is the Margaritaville DM2000 Premium Frozen Concoction Maker and $200 is its lowest price ever—is pure crazytown. I’m certainly never going to buy one, because 1) I don’t have that much space on my counter, 2) I don’t drink often enough to justify the cost, and 3) I haven’t fallen and hit my head recently, so really, any chance of me thinking I need to spend $200 on a drink machine is not happening.

On the other hand, maybe you have a generous relative (or are a generous relative, in which case I am available for adoption) or you run an underground margarita club or you have twelve children, all of whom subsist on a smoothie-only diet. In any of those cases, maybe you want to know about this deal. Because it is a great deal on a highly-rated machine.

So… there you go. You decide. But if you get one, let me know. I’ll be right over.

We found one of these at Tuesday Morning a few years ago for $100. We don’t even really drink, but we love it. And it makes great slushies. We love the stupid thing. But $200? That’s a lot. A lot, a lot.