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7 Pricks Who Defied The Odds And Didn’t Go Into Finance

The hard truth: Nowadays, if you’re a prick who wants to be anything but a financial analyst, the deck is pretty much stacked against you. We won’t depress you with the statistics, but in short, it’s extremely rare for pricks to make a living in any field other than finance. And yet, amazingly, some do. Here are seven assholes who inspired us by breaking the cycle:

If you had said when Justin interned at his dad’s investment firm that in a decade he’d be a public advocate, you’d have been laughed out of the room. But here he is, and he made it without ever compromising his identity as a shit-eating douchebag.

He wasn’t supposed to make it out. Born in Hanover, NH to a family of bankers, Anthony was up against it from the start, but that didn’t deter him. Now, after two DUIs and a settlement in a sexual assault case, this asshole has dropped out of Tufts and works as an assistant high school lacrosse coach.