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Twi Pastor preaches in English

A Twi-Service Pastor was once given the privilege to preach at the English service and this was his surmon, printed on the projector screen from his laptop:

My broaders and sistas in Clist (Christ), today I pleached the word of God in you to you. Be not safe because the devil is at risk. Your remember Judas solded Jesused to be killing. One of Jesused boyfriends cutted the earing of the soja-guard, and Jesused camed and plastered the earing back to the same area again. My broaders and sistas Jesus haved compassionate hat to kill the soja-guards but he gaved them freedom but they tooking him away to slavery and kilded him. Please, dont do that to your nearby. From today evribodi haves a compassing hat like Jesus dided - OK! Let as play...... Amen!

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Posted by:Johnson Appiah

COMMENTS

Nshera | 2/24/2012 7:44:13 PM

That is WHIMSICAL! I look forward to seeing more of your jokes, Agya/Onuabarima/Onuabaa Johnson Appiah!!!!!!!!! :-)