As we gear up for another session of intracellular drama when “Orange Is the New Black“ returns in all its binge-able glory with Season 4 on Netflix June 17, we can’t help but reflect on the lovely array of lady characters who’ve been making our time at Litchfield such a blast so far.

To celebrate our imminent return to our favorite minimum security prison, we thought we’d have a little fun with it and pair you, yes you, with your ideal “OITNB”cellmate based on this highly scientific (read: not even a little bit scientific) personality test.