Everyone sing the song of joy, Spider-Man is joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe! But what does this mean for all of the franchises involved? And has anyone told J.K. Simmons yet? No? Well wake him up! I don’t care if he’s had a long day, this is important!

It’s Valentines Day, so we’re getting sexy!*
Who hasn’t Wolverine slept with? Who are the perfect women for Superman and Spider-Man? Betty vs. Veronica (scram, Cheryl Blossom, you’re the Poochie of the Archie Universe!) We get far too sexually charged for an episode that was originally supposed to be about romance. Ooooh yeah.