So, you've got to blow some noisy stuff out of your butt, but you're in a public restroom—or worse, you're at a date's house and he or she is within earshot of the bathroom door. What do you do? Well, now you jut pull out the Eco-Otome, press the button, and you have 25 seconds in which you can make all the noise you want, and it will be covered by a different, louder noise. That noise is supposed to sound like an extended toilet flush, but sounds more like a grinding white noise. Either way, the copy promises, "Lil' Miss Environmentally Friendly Can Wash Away All Your Unwanted Toilet Sounds." What a relief.