Doamne-calorifereste!

(Image source) The pix on FB have become so hilarious, the jokes so delicious, the FB page (with 2,091 appreciative 'likes' as I write) set up dedicated to Marga and his bloop so funny that I can't resist writing a post on the ICR director's latest strategy to promote Romania's new cultural values through science and technology. What's wrong with that, I hear you say. Romania deserves to be recognised for its science and technology as much as for its artistic successes. Indeed. But did Marga suggest Henri Coanda’s invention of the first jet engine for example, or Timisoara’s status as the first city to introduce the horse-drawn trolleybus and public lighting? Nope. Unfortunately, he did not.

It was the radiator, the lowly radiator, that Marga picked on. It is, he said, a Romanian invention which should be promoted by the ICR, along with others (he mentioned cosmic flights for example - seems like he's on one of his own). Brilliant. With a director like that, the Romanian Cultural Institute's future looks veeeeeeeeery promising.

On Realitatea TV, Marga stated that promoting the radiator would be part of a new direction for the institute. Yup. You can say that again. Even HR Patapievici hadn't come up with such a splendid idea.

"The institutes have been focused on film, music and arts and plastics," he explained, "but there are hundreds of other things which were invented in Romania. I'll give you an example: the radiator was invented in Transylvania. How many of you knew that?" How many, indeed...

(Image source) Films? Books? Expositions? Music? Nuuuuuuuuuu! Vax! Mofturi! Prostii! Subiectivisme de doi lei! Marga has come up with a much better cultural symbol for Romania. And in doing so, he has given the whole country a lovely, large, blunt instrument with which to bash him. And there's a stampede.

(Image source) As Minister of Education, Marga was probably one of the most lamentable specimens to ever hold the position (and that's really saying something). As director of ICR, he is even more inept, if that could be deemed possible. Single-handedly, with his trusty steed the radiator, Marga is systematically undoing all the good that ICR has established over the last few years. Joking apart, it's a tragedy...

Even without the radiator idiocy, Marga has been in the firing line for staunch criticism. Most recently, it has come from the Goethe, Cultural Italian, Swiss, Egyptian, Taiwanese and Canadian institutes in Paris over his decision to 'let go' ICR Paris's director, Katia Daniela and the assistant director, Simona Radulescu. Both are admired in Paris for the work they have done through ICR to promote Romanian culture in the French capital. Thanks to them, Romania has been invited to participate at the Salon des Livres (Porte de Versailles), France's largest editorial event, in March 2013. You can read the letter addressed to Marga HERE. It surely isn't the first and it definitely won't be the last.

Incidentally, the radiator was invented in 1855 by Franz SanGalli, a Russian businessman of Polish origin living in St. Petersburg from 1855 to 1857. He was the first to produce a system of central heating and patented his invention in Germany and the US. No mention of Romania, much less of Transylvania...

Yes, I guess. But why did he pick on the radiator which most definitely was NOT invented in Romania, much less Transylvania. That's my point really. If he wants to promote Romanian culture through science and technology, that's a GREAT idea. There is plenty to choose from and if wiki didn't mention Aurel Vlaicu or Henry Coanda then shame on them. Wiki isn't known for solid reliability. Coanda is world-known and no one would quibble with that. But at least, he should have used a correct example. The radiator!!! It's so absurd.

The Eiffel Tower is an excellent example, though. People really do believe that there are bits of it stamped with 'made in Romania'. Sure not a single study has proved it because it isn't true. I wonder who started that particular rumour. Yes, the factory is now in Romania, but it wasn't then and therefore it wasn't Romanian. One can bend history to suit ones marketing strategy I spose which is what Marga tried to do. But he shot himself on the foot (or dropped a heating unit on it!).

PS. Adrian, just decided to check out a suspicion: If you google Coanda and Jet, you're spoiled for choice. Aurel Vlaicu, too, for that matter. But if you google Romania+Eiffel Tower, there are a couple of badly written articles/posts (in English) about Resita and Panculescu with a lot of silly claims. Wiki though, is factual and accurate: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gheorghe_P%C4%83nculescu_%28engineer%29 with the statement that "A less known fact is that Pănculescu's innovative system for joining the metal girders together which he invented while working on the designs for the railway line, inspired French engineer Gustave Eiffel's design for the 300m tall tower. - an inspiration. Not that it was actually costructed there. I was rather glad to find that!

I googled 'radiator+Romania' and had a big laugh. You can guess what I fell upon! But yes, I get your point.