Let's Hear It for This Brutally Honest Craigslist Car Ad

A seller in Wisconsin holds nothing back in his attempt to get rid of his scorned Chevy Cavalier.

One Craigslist poster from Kenosha, Wisconsin, has taken the idiom "honesty is the best policy" to heart. The ad (now flagged for removal) for a 1999 Chevrolet Cavalier isn't exactly the best sales pitch in the world. Case in point, the post starts off with, "Ok, this car is an absolute piece of shit." The car's listed condition: "I hate this car."

The poster continues at length to describe the various problems that made the car so unbearably terrible. Here are some of the highlights of the vehicular slaughter:

Driving this car will assure you of a hot season of involuntary abstinence better than inviting girls to your weekly Dungeons and Dragons game in your mom's basement.

Someone side swiped me in a parking lot and just drove off without leaving a note. (btw if that was you and youre reading this you are a complete d bag. I wouldn't have even called the cops dude but you could have bought me a case a beer to drown out the soul crushing pain of having to drive this POS car to my awful job every day).

As far as I'm aware this car has not had any type of malicious voodoo, or ancient Chinese curse placed upon it. (that is not an implied guarantee this automobile is not cursed, just that if such as curse exists I am unaware of it)

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This car has clearly dealt more damage to the owner's life than a Stephen King creation. The post ends with a desperate plea: "Please come take this car out of my life. I want to start dating women again."