Dear Stevie,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent. I think I
realized it when you puts cuffs on me in your apartment and
I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that I
get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions
to you, but I'll keep the oil tank in your car as a memory. You should also know that
I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I'm scratching my butt as
I read this.
Love always,
-Haley
Then tag 10 people

Dear Stevie,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent. I think I
realized it when you puts cuffs on me in your apartment and
I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that I
get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions
to you, but I'll keep the oil tank in your car as a memory. You should also know that
I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I'm scratching my butt as
I read this.
Love always,
-Haley
Then tag 10 people
Dear (The person you last talked to)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (3) (4) and
I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8 )
to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
Then tag 10 people
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my elbow
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog bit my leg
December - When i threw out your sock drawer
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- at your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - rubbed anti-bacterial soap on
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Gossip Girl - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8 ) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your criminal record
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbour's dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mum
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your virginity
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet lips
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Juice – I have a passionate interest for mice
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonardo
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

Ok this is similar to Kaylies because
#1 i'm not good at writing stories yet
#2 i was thinking about writing something like kaylies but she thought it first
I'll tell about rich characters in another diary this is mainly photos
ANYWAY let's move on
Wealthy family:The Smiths
Mother and Father:Carrie Smith-age 30 James Smith-age 31
Child/ren:Crystal Smith-age 12 Lilly Smith-age 11 1/2

Ok this is similar to Kaylies because
#1 i'm not good at writing stories yet
#2 i was thinking about writing something like kaylies but she thought it first
I'll tell about rich characters in another diary this is mainly photos
ANYWAY let's move on
Wealthy family:The Smiths
Mother and Father:Carrie Smith-age 30 James Smith-age 31
Child/ren:Crystal Smith-age 12 Lilly Smith-age 11 1/2
Pet/s:Samoyed-Sarah-age 2
Information:Carrie used to be a maid. She worked for James Smith and soon they began
to fall in love. They got married when Carrie was 18 and James was 19. They had 2
beautiful daughters. They adopted a Samoyed. Now they live in a mansion with
trillions of dollars. (lol just a fantasy)
Tour of the House:
House:
Car:
Living room:
(pretend the tv is a
flat screen ok)
Kitchen:
Family/Hangout room:
(not the same as living
room this is where the girls and friends come and talk)
Master Bedroom:
Crystal's Bedroom:
Lilly's Bedroom:
Bathrooms:
Work/Office room:
Pool:
(sorry
bout the dog that where i came up with dog idea lol)
any other room tell me and i'll find a good pic for it!

SECOND Period
What class is this? Math
Who sits infront of you? Devin
Who sits behind you? Selena
Who sits beside you? Ayanna and Marques (pronounced Marcus)
Is anyone in this class from your elementary school? Yup Grace,Na'jia (not sure how
to spell it),Adreanna i think that's it
Do you like this class? Yes
Do you like your teacher? Sure
Lunch
Where do you sit? Well at my school 5th graders have assigned TABLES and we don't

SECOND Period
What class is this? Math
Who sits infront of you? Devin
Who sits behind you? Selena
Who sits beside you? Ayanna and Marques (pronounced Marcus)
Is anyone in this class from your elementary school? Yup Grace,Na'jia (not sure how
to spell it),Adreanna i think that's it
Do you like this class? Yes
Do you like your teacher? Sure
Lunch
Where do you sit? Well at my school 5th graders have assigned TABLES and we don't
change classes but I sit around the middle
Do you buy your lunch? Sometimes.
About You In School
Where's your locker? No idea but by my homeroom
What's your locker number?B307
What's in your locker? Nothing except when i'm at my school i have
jacket,backpack,and sometimes lunchbox
Have you made any new friends? Oh yeah
How long is each class? ummm idk it depends because 5th graders don't change classes
What time does your school start? 7:40 or 7:45
What time does your school end? 2:55
What's your mascot? Cougars!
Is this semester going to be better than the next one? Idk
Does anyone have your heart?
?
What did you do last Valentine's Day?
Ate terrible candy my dad bought lol it's that chocolate with the flavoring on the
inside
Can you count to 20 in any other language?
No but I can count to 10 in spanish
How old were you in 2001?
2 or 3 depending on the date
In 1973, how many years was it until you were born - or were you born?
25 more years
Have you ever had a crush on someone, and found out they liked your friend?
Yes!
Have you ever been liked by someone you didn't expect would like you?
No not really
Who ended your last relationship?
Never been in a relationship
How do you feel about that?
Umm idk
Do Mondays get you down?
Not usually
How long have you been at your current job?
Never had a job
Have you ever been fired?
Again never had a job
How many times have you been pulled over by the cops?
Don't drive a car
What is your mood like right now?
Calm relaxed
Where did you go today?
No where...yet
Do you know anyone who is pregnant right now?
nope
Do you cut the crusts off your sandwiches?
no i peel the crusts off then eat the crusts then eat the sandwich yes weird i know
Do you prefer sweet or unsweetened tea?
Don't like tea
Who did you last embarrass yourself in front of?
My whole class I tripped over my chair trying to get up
Would you rather meet the president or win $500 dollars from the lottery?
500 bucks baby the prez can wait
Finish the Sentence
My hair is: down.
I wish I was: visiting my horses
The only thing I can't stand: my big annoying brother
There is no way: that I'll fail my math quiz
Someday I am going to: become a proffesional horseback rider
I couldn't live without: my bffs!
I hate when: Mariah annoys me
I love it when: I see my horses
Sometimes I can be: mean and stupid
I am not interested: in how long Mariah can hold her breath lol
Where does the last person you kissed go to school?
My mother doesn't go to school xD
Who do you blame for your bad mood today?
What bad mood?
Do you care of what people think of you?
Yes sometimes
What are you looking forward to right now?
Halloween and Christmas
Where was your default picture taken?
Idk
Your current relationship status?
single
Does your crush like you back?
No cause I don't have a crush
Where do you wish you were right now?
Wisconsin,New York,or Illinois (do you see why???)
Does anyone hate you for no reason?
Umm IDK
Have you ever kissed someone who's name starts with the letter C?
Yes my grandpa Carl lol
Has anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it back?
No
Today did you hug a person you have feelings for?
I will later lol
Is the person you like older or younger than you?
Don't like anyone
Have you ever, in any way, been betrayed by someone you trusted?
Yes
Was it a boy or a girl to text you first today?
Umm boy (dad)
What is the 16th text in your inbox say?
I don't have 16 texts
Name something you are doing tomorrow?
School work
What CD is currently in your CD player?
Nothing
Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Chocolate
Can you whistle?
Yes
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
No
Do you sleep on your stomach?
No
What are you listening to?
The type of the key board and the click of the keyboard
Whats bothering you right now?.
My darn hair
What are you wearing?
Pjs...
Does your phone ring in the middle of the night often?
no
What gets in your way of your sleeping?
The edge of my bed lol
Do you know anyone who's married?
Yes many people

The title tells all! Even though I have to get up an hour earlier and come home
later, middle school is awesome. I've memorized my way around the school,my locker
combination (39 19 7),my room number (306), my teacher (mrs.petsche prounouced pet
shee),and my bus (183)! Does anyone have any advice for me? Oh btw the bad part is i
can only get on when there's no school