People who are into kinkier sex might be psychologically healthier.Excluding Christian Grey.

A blow job is the number one sexual act desired by men.It couldn’t have been giving back massages?

The hotter the room, the better the orgasm.Because nothing says “sexy” like BO and sweating all over each other.

Doctors used to treat “hysteria” in women by getting them off with vibrators.I mean, it worked though, right? Where can I sign up?

Sex actually relieves headaches.This kind of screws us out of that excuse. Literally. Thanks a lot, science.

In the twelfth century, marriage was a business arrangement, not a romantic statement.Hello, Frank and Claire Underwood.

Women used to use crocodile dung, honey, mercury, sneezing, and jumping backward as contraception.Pretty sure it was contraception, because the idea of putting animal shit in your vag was enough to make most women swear off sex forever. Thanks for the idea, but everyone knows that the best way to avoid pregnancy is with the pull and pray method. Or maybe that’s the best way to get accidentally pregnant? Whatever, same thing..

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Aspiring to be the next Tina Fey, Rachel spends her free time doing nothing to reach that goal. While judging people based on how they use "they're" vs. "there" on social media, she likes eating buffalo chicken dip, watching other people's Netflix, and wearing sweatpants way more than is socially acceptable.