Today’s Badass: Man Tows A Truck With His Ear

Most of us wouldn’t strap a cord to a 16,000-pound truck and then pull it 70 feet with our ears. But then, most of us aren’t Lasha Pataraya, 32-year-old Eastern European former champion wrestler, who just set a new world record for his feat of strength. (He previously pulled a helicopter with his ear, because of course he did.)

His countrymen then lifted him on their shoulders, full of patriotism and vodka. When earth runs out of fossil fuels, Pataraya will be our only method of vehicular transportation. Video below: