Today issueis not sponsor by Crest™. I will stress point by showing the
following image:

And explain in great detail hwo great it is. Crest™ is very effective at
fighting bad guys in you mouth which they like to call gingivities and cavity
but i call them the molar molestors. anyway these molestors guys arent good so
natural instincts tell you to eliminate the threat. this where Crest™ comes in.
using products such a crest toothpaste on daily basis have been PROVEN buy bald
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With this out of the way,,,,,,,,,,, I present a very important matter.
D_I&C*K+ national security is at risk and if the small details which none
seem to care about are not dicsucuss then nations will surely fall. with
cooperation of super excellent senior deptuy chief head of security donald
rumsfield of US i discuss this.

doubg beach: heloo and good evening to you mr rumsfield

donal rumspfiel: lol i cast majic missle on you

doub beach: nice try but i teleoport anyway we need to get back to business
we dicuss terrorist organization george are you familiar

i drunk rum: do they were turban

DOUG: i am not quite sure possbly

donny: i know theise people and they will be montored (not porno)

DOUG: ok with that established lest look at the leader GEORGRE

Name - GOERGRESAGE - unknown probably 40whereabouts- maybe mexico but
i do know how to read mapsdo they use Crest™ - yesimage - assigned postion: leader of
goerge

doug beach: can you further the intelligence mr baker?

Donald Rumsfeld - his penis this biog

dig bunch - really that small?

donald duck -

california beach : point taken now lets take a look at supposed link to
organization leif

doug - this is not possible but we shall stroll to next person dilligenr

name - dillingeroccupation - selling sealskin condom in dark alley way
most likel tuesdayswhereabouts - last seen in bathroom of miami hotelbuy
Crest™?: yesimage -assitance
to goerge: definate lackey in ladder of organixation

donald parkisons: add to bio he is exactly this tall

doug beach ))) affirmitave next and finally on docket is majic johnson

name - magic hojohnson (should be douche bag lol)occupation - dormer NBA
star now allegedly steals babaiesCrest™ = yeslocation_ last seen giving
blood to propogate aidsimage= position - he jumps and shhots a lot if
asking about george affiliation majic seems to be rougge agent who is out to get
everyone this is not confirm

donatello for ninja turule: i shoot you

doug beach: i dodge and fly inbetween you legs and puch you in cneck
collapsing esophagus and you die of lack of air cells. now that you deadthis
concludes this months security report but remember to not consider Crest™ as
Crest™ is not a sponsor and Crest™ never wil be

There you hacve it D*I!C$K`
exclusive. This sums up seasonal terrorism
report for future refernece this month terror alert level is off-dark-aquamarine
with purple stripe and yellow polka dots. next week we introduce a new wrapping
system.

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beahc so do not click ok bye