BANG YO MANGO CHICKEN SINWICH

Mango makes you tango then bango all night long.

Come taste the flavor of the Carribean in winter time. This sandwich is like a vacation for your mouth complete with steel drums and Bob Marley crooning softly in your head. Mango seems to make just about everything tastier and provides some much needed Vitamin C. The chicken will come to life like a sex-crazed bird when the mango gets done with it. The reasons go beyond scientific explanation. Your date will be impressed that you are worldly enough to have thought of such a novel flavor combination. And with good reason. Perhaps you can explain that you discovered this recipe while you were touring with Burning Spear or the Wailers. Sure you may have only been playing tambourine, but you’re rhythm was essential to the overall sound. Now it’s time to show off your other rhythm. Mmm mmm mmm…

Step 1
Throw the chicken and green onions into a bowl and squeeze the lemon into them. Allow to marinate for 15 minutes, then mix in the chopped mango chunks.

Step 2
While the chicken marinates, sauté the mushrooms with the olive oil they are moist and limp (unlike you or your date).

Step 3
Toast the hamburger bun with the fresh mozzarella cheese placed on the top side of each set. The bread should be brown and the cheese melted.

Step 4
Cook the chicken in a pan until there is no pink and the mango has cooked into the meat.

Step 5
Assemble the sandwiches with the lettuce and avocado on the top side. The chicken crowned with the sautéed mushrooms goes on the bottom. Push them together just like you and your date will be pushed together when all is said and done.