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Whittemore, Washington and Darwin

Survival of the fittest drives natural selection. The mechanisms evolved decide whether your particular branch of a species flourishes or fails. Over the years, this has led to mimicry in butterflies, symbiosis between birds and crocodiles and Kirk Gibson. However, humanity has done itself a disservice in the past decade in its continued attempt to thwart survival of the fittest.

And just in case the story couldn’t get more bizarre, the woman in the video is now suing the mall.

I’m pretty sure Samuel Whittemore didn’t sue the British soldiers who bayoneted him. In fact, I’m betting he slapped on a few bandages before hopping on a velociraptor to go help his buddy, George Washington.

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I saw that woman on CNN with her lawyer. Turns out she has several prior convictions and should never have opened her mouth. Did you see that Dennis Kucinich (sp?) is suing the government cafeteria for biting into an olive pit in his sandwich? He says it caused him dental pain and “lack of enjoyment.” Sigh.

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