Oi mus' say, oi've been sailin' th' seven seas all by me lonesome fer a little while now, but then theey say, tisn't proper fer a Ninja Pirate to have a 1st mate, if ye know what oi mean, but damn what they say, damn....

Duke

"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche

"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."