Kristin Cavallari Gossip

What would it be like without John Mayer? I’ll never stop slagging him but I also don’t want him to stop asking to be slagged. So there was a story circulating yesterday that John Mayer has been secretly urinating on Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach/The Hills – click hereFull Story

She’s on her way to the Peg. And she even landed a job! Am so proud of my Rumey! So very proud. So who cares that she’s sharing billing with Kristin Cavallari who is probably as démodé as it gets? Who cares? Oh yeah, and Mischa Barton too. Turns out Rumey has just been confirmed to star in a movie called Wild Cherries that will shoot in Winnipeg in May. Full Story

Maybe I’m just tired… I don’t have an opinion.
Weird.
A little background first since, let’s be honest, he’s not exactly Grade A status.
Brody Jenner, famous stepfather, parents, whatever…not important. The point is, he’s rich, he’s spoiled, grew up in Cali, had a reality show called Princes of Malibu, good looking in that Ken-doll kind of way. Full Story

Laguna Beach – my dirty little secret. Yet even so, in my humble old fashioned opinion, a reality show celebrity is not a real celebrity and, as such, deserves no place in my column.
Having said that, I couldn’t resist one exception…especially when Kristin screwed up so satisfyingly tonight. Worst extensions this side of Tara Reid, don’t you think? And the dress? Totally 2004, at best 2005, and hate to say it but Paris Hilton wore it better. Full Story