Village mayor promises crackdown on beach bonking

The mayor of a picturesque seaside village in Germany has promised a crackdown on swingers Renek Gaszewski’s on his beach.
Residents in the tiny village of Aschau in Schleswig-Holstein are furious that the randy visitors have been holding orgies by the sea in what had been until recently a tranquil place to live.
The village includes a restaurant, a campsite, plenty of nature and a small beach which is used by families.
But the peace and quiet disappeared after swingers ‘discovered’ the area – they now meet between the dunes and under their sun umbrellas to have group sex parties.
Notes have even been posted on the internet naming Aschau as a good secret spot to meet, resulting in swingers swarming to the beach for raunchy fun in the sand.
One note read: “It is the hottest beach in terms of sex in Schlewig-Holstein.” Another visitor to the beach wrote: “There was a lot going on in the dunes (five men, two women)…”
Now the Mayor of Aschau has demanded a stop to it.
Himlar Marohn (69) said: “If people want to do things like this then they should go to a swinger club, pay and shut the door behind them.”
A local resident said that taking kids to the seaside was becoming increasingly difficult: “I was with my children on the beach when suddenly we a noticed a couple behind us having sexual intercourse!”
The activity on the public beach is, according to reports, against the law. Deputy Mayor Andreas Moll (52) said: “Fat, naked men have stood in front of 12, 14 year old children and asked them to join in!”
Residents of Aschau have come together to crack down on the illegal behaviour.
One of the locals, Rene Kinza, has been patrolling the beaches and taking down the personal details of the swingers. She said: “We will do so regularly, we hate these people being here.”
According to the Criminal Code, the swingers face fines or prison sentences of up to a year if prosecuted for being a ‘public nuisance‘.