Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.Toppos Dannecopanus > i hear he was banned from EVE after taking down a 10/10 plex in a rifter

<cf'trashguy> he can ban your ip at Layer 3
<cf'ArachV0id> i wonder if bek sicced him at us
<cf'tacopizzaman> hey trash lol///whats layer 3?
<cf'trashguy> Layer 3 of the OSI Model
<cf'tacopizzaman> o ok is it part of irc ?
<cf'ArachV0id> na it's like
<cf'ArachV0id> she's wearing a bra
<cf'ArachV0id> and then above that a shirt
<cf'ArachV0id> and then a sweater
<cf'ArachV0id> so that's the third layer
<cf'tacopizzaman> lolllllllllllllll
<cf'trashguy> kinda reversed
<cf'ArachV0id> the griefgar can stop you from getting through layer 3
<cf'trashguy> the presentation layer would definatley be tits
<cf'ArachV0id> the sweater
<cf'tacopizzaman> lol exactly
<%cougem> this is excellent

Rmage Gemmell > big bs gang in oinasiken﻿Rmage Gemmell > squidsRmage Gemmell > going for nisuwa﻿Rmage Gemmell > aligning to pyne now﻿Johnny Rook > I'MA FUCK ME SOME SQUIDS﻿Johnny Rook > speaking of which http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3057454/Squid-sex-pic-pervert-jailed.html﻿Djakku > i wonder how you do that﻿Herra B > still, photo and that headline for being cought with a photo of that???Herra B > wouldn't want anyone getting to my midget porn collection﻿Djakku > i kno right i thought anything goes just as long as it's over the age of consentHerra B > still, they blast an image of him with his full nameHerra B > like the fucking paper is the executor after the courts have judged him﻿Djakku > lolDjakku > initJohnny Rook > he looks like StingDjakku > lolHerra B > lol was actually thinking that﻿Djakku > true datJohnny Rook > every move you make, every squid you rape, every cod you date, i hope you get on tape, i'll be watching you

Galen Silas > if someone is experienced in dealing with viruses could you log onto ventGalen Silas > i thin i may have oneCarcusian > does it burn when you urinate?bfmReciprocity > lolGalen Silas > heheJahnweh > That would be a bacterial infectionJahnweh > Not that I'd know anything about that.Carcusian > yes, but also can be a symptom of viral agents as wellCarcusian > or diseases like cancer

Grinth Fealnon > more about lairds skirts...I mean kilts thats about itAmberle Rahl > not much, I have no shame, nor boundaries, and only class on a good dayGrinth Fealnon > ...thinks he's definitely not getting any whiskey any time soonLaird > IT IS NOT A SKIRT YOU HEATHEN!!Grinth Fealnon > roflAmberle Rahl > it's kind of a skirtAmberle Rahl > though really more of a creatively-wrapped towelAmberle Rahl > toga evenPadyn > toga miniAmberle Rahl > shroom-inspired togaLaird > /emote smacks headGrinth Fealnon > speaking as someone who works at a womens clothing store...amberle your not making much of a distinctionAmberle Rahl > well it is!!! no culture on earth that came up with any sort of plaid or tartan or wavy lined cloth did it soberGrinth Fealnon > ...and in this corner we have Laird...Laird > He has a pointGrinth Fealnon > lolPadyn > haggis inducedGrinth Fealnon > have you seen Laird in a kilt... I have and he looks ravis... I mean handsomeAmberle Rahl > no, those ancient scotts/celts would get hopped up until they could fuckin flyAmberle Rahl > that's why the Romans built the damn wallAmberle Rahl > "That blue-tattoo stoned ass shit is just too crazy man...let's build a bigassed wall"Laird > lmaoLaird > Very truePadyn > if they could fly then the roman wall wouldnt stop emGrinth Fealnon > P has a pintGrinth Fealnon > er pointMalindah > he wishes he had a pint :PPadyn > mmm GuinnessGrinth Fealnon > ...sorry fruedian whip... I mean slipAmberle Rahl > "Hey the Romans are coming, they're right over that hill!" "Great! Let's get fucking hammered till we can't feel our toes and think the spirits are fighting with us!"Laird > /emote is cracking up at this endMalindah > so am I Laird!Malindah > Amberle's version of history is quite amusing :PPadyn > more BLUE paintLaird > Oh man, I think Amb has got us spot onPadyn > more cowbellLaird > There had to be something in the blue paintGrinth Fealnon > I think Amb is jealousAmberle Rahl > Exactly padyn..Amberle Rahl > ACH CRIVENS!!! MORE BLUE PAINT!!!Padyn > think he wear the womens skirts wishing they were kilts?Laird > Oh man I am hurting nowGrinth Fealnon > most definitelyGrinth Fealnon > walks around in a towel shouting in a horrible scottish accentPadyn > haggis down ..haggis downAmberle Rahl > The reason they were so terrifying is that they didn't give a rats ass if they won the fight - each man would pick out one guy they were going to kill - and as long as they killed that one guy, things were dandyGrinth Fealnon > especially if they were a warhol.....Malindah > I am going to pee my pants..Amberle Rahl > can you imagine being a roman archer, like, 5 ranks back in a reserve cohort and see one of those wacko fuckers making his way across a fight RIGHT AT YOU?Laird > "See that gobshite over their with the fancy helmet, Well i am gonna hammer that bastaird into ra ground!"Amberle Rahl > "Hey Flabius - is that guy lookin at me?"Grinth Fealnon > isnt it..."Armor...thats for pansies!"Amberle Rahl > "I...I think he's lookin at me..."Padyn > i"in nothing but blue paint"Padyn > /emote watchesd Mal laugh herself into pottiesLaird > /emote decides to make Amberle a honorary Scotsman due to his understanding of the Scottish way of doing things