The state of New Mexico has ordered 500 talking
urinal cakes that will deliver a recorded anti-DWI message to
bar and restaurant patrons who make one last pit stop before getting
behind the wheel.

The "Wizmark" device subjects users to a
female voice reading the following script: "Hey there, big
guy. Having a few drinks? Listen up. Think that you've had a few
too many? Then it's time to call a cab or ask a sober friend for
a ride home. It sure is safer and a hell of a lot cheaper than a
DWI. Make the smart choice tonight. Don't drink and drive. Remember,
your future is in your hand."

The state Transportation Department plans to distribute
them to Santa Fe bars and restaurants as well as establishments
in Farmington, Gallup and Las Cruces.

Once again big brother intrusiveness has been given
an excuse to flourish where common sense is lacking. The idea that
every form of misdemeanor can be solved by some ridiculous piece
of technology is aiding a sleepwalk towards the surveillance society.

How many people are seriously going to heed a warning
from something they are literally pissing on?

At first glance this story may seem ludicrous and
comical, but it is once again indicative of a wider problem within
society. We are letting our governments treat us like mindless sheep
that need to be watched over 24/7 and told how to act and how to
conduct ourselves.

Why do they think they can treat people like this?
Because people let them.

In Orwell's 1984 the orders came from a telescreen,
only in the new America will the orders come from the toilet.

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The authorities have for a long time used the DWI
problem as an excuse to introduce freedom sapping big brother technologies.
There is a veritable surveillance package that all drivers will
soon be forced to accept if they wish to use America's roads and
highways.

- GPS tracking and taxation black boxes are being pushed to coincide
with the construction of the NAFTA Superhighway, where all vehicles
will be forced to use toll roads and will have their every movement
catalogued by spy satellites in alliance with a massive centralized
database.

- US citizens will be forced to adopt a de-facto national identification
card and have their freedom of mobility defined by behavioral fealty
to the government under proposals set to derive from NAFTA
superhighway toll road systemsand the implementation
of the American Union.

- Biometric eye scanners that can detect tiredness and deny mobility
if the system judges the driver to be fatigued are being proposed
for individual vehicle use after being utilized
by police in Australia.

- In March 2004, Toyota
launched its concept car of the future - a literal behavior
modification surveillance center on wheels - festooned with Big
Brother technology - that will record every nuance and error the
driver exhibits, and will limit its performance based on those factors,
including refusing to turn itself on. Industry publications and
other motor industry giants have also touted surveillance infested
vehicles as the model for all future development.

- Though billed as a "non-profit organization," The American
Institute of Philanthropy has given MADD poor grades for its high
bureaucratic and fundraising costs.

- Mothers Against Drunk Driving, a front group for the auto industry
that has been caught in the past stealing
money it raises through telemarketing, advocates warrantless
random roadblocks and checkpoints to supposedly find drunk drivers,
violating the U.S. constitution and instilling fear into people
for simply having a glass of wine with their meal.

Just as surveillance cameras (both talking and non-talking) do
nothing to prevent crime, talking piss cakes will do absolutely
nothing to prevent DWIs.

In the majority of areas in the south-west, around half of DWIs
involve illegal aliens, but nobody is prepared to face up to that
problem. A study by the Highway Safety Research Center at the University
of North Carolina at Chapel Hill found Hispanic
drivers involved in crashes were three times more likely to
be drunk than white or black drivers.

If you find one of these things talking at you when you're doing
your business I suggest you flush it where it belongs with the rest
of the crap you'd normally find in a toilet.