I love standup comedy and recently started performing in open mics (better late than never, right?).I'm a dreamer, and am always coming up with ideas for inventions, iPhone apps, etc.I like vacations to warm places.I like to do physical activities which don't require you to be in perfect shape, like parasailing, bicycling, etc. A life spent doing nothing but eating in fancy restaurants and reading books sounds like death to me.

And I love gyros. Where I grew up in western Michigan they didn't have gyros, but in eastern Michigan they have gyros. I discovered them and was blown away. Lamb meat is a totally different taste of meat than any meat that I'd had before, and it's delicious. I prefer the fluffy, Greek-breaded gyros, as opposed to the dry, tough bread of Middle Eastern gyros. Apparently I'm like the guy in the movie Forrest Gump who talks endlessly about shrimp, but with gyros. At least in this profile.

What I’m doing with my life

Just doing a job that indirectly helps people (software for medical devices and farm equipment) slightly better than the average software guy, in order to be a positive force in the universe. Although doing a very shitty job for a company that hurts people, like a tobacco company, would also be a positive force in the universe, and might be funner.