Monday, July 19, 2010

Somebody was kind enough to send me a link to this BoLS article, so that I might witness a the trip into the depths of hell that is the comments section. The article itself is a pretty banal, slow news day style article. I actually feel sort of bad for Goatboy for having to write this. It's a shame that somebody with some actual tactical sense and list building prowess continually gets the "let's go check out the baby pandas at the zoo" assignments or the "vague open ended editorial to drive page views via inflammatory comments" style assignments.

Now there's a ton of shit that I could pick on in the article or the comments section. Fuck, there's more stupidity than I could shake a stick at. I'll try and keep this short, though. I'm tired and it's noisy in my house* right now. Anybody remember Zingbaby from FNIF, Round 17? No? Well here are some things that he said a few weeks ago:

"I'm not having any trouble with any list personally...

...and again for the last time, for yet another retard that can't read - I'm not losing to those lists and that is the farthest thing from my beef... but I'm certain you have too much Pwonage$$ to understand what I'm saying here anyway"

Arrogant, pompous, boastful, aggressive, and stupid- what's not to love? Well that was about 3 weeks ago now. Let's see what his tune is this week:

"I rarely win with my army, but I always have fun... and I know I could make a more efficient list and likely win more if I wanted to. "

Well have fun being a huge fucking hypocrite. It sucks when somebody uses your own words to make you look like an ass. This is why Internet anonymity is stupid. You can say just about anything you want to about yourself without the risk of being fact checked**- I created the Internet, John Holmes was my father, and I own a Caribbean Island- one of the major ones.

With that in mind, your homework for the week is to either fuck with Zingbaby*** or make the most ludicrous boast you can think of on a forum or blog. Send me your results along with your screen name, a picture proving you are not Tom Kiryb#, and a link to wherever the mayhem has ensued to sodoffdethtron@gmail.com . The funniest posts will be featured here over the weekend, unless I don't get any submissions again.

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*our handyman of dubious citizenship status is installing a garbage disposal. Haven't had one of these in many many years. I'm excited.

12 comments:

Man, Dethtron, I'm not sure how you keep up with all the many contestants who've appeared on the FNF (or FNIF as some people - like you - like to call them...) but that's not why I stopped by.

I hit 100 baby! I win! You lose! Not Brent fails again!

It doesn't matter that I had a huge head start, your tagline scared the crap out of me.

How bad would it have been if you'd managed to hit 100 before me? With the miscreants who populate your readership just looking for another chance to break the Brent / Not Brent tie, I was worried it might actually happen.

What sign should Kirby take to Lords of Terra to prove he is Kirby and not Tom Kirby unless he is warping the space time continum to such dimensions where he can appear younger, athletic, attractive, sleep-deprived and really white and not be Tom Kirby but just fool you all with a silly illusion.

That and I don't feel like reading the word douche 200 times in the next two days. Or spending that much time on BOLS. Seriously,stop fucking dragging us(me?)into that cesspool, lol.

Now i'm off to mold my fluff bunny and WAAC mindsets into little clay figures and set them in the kids wrestling ring and have a little 40k deathmatch, and by that I mean get my 5th hour of sleep in the past 2 days.

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