Someone tried to turn this in for a "make an advertisement for the zoo" assignment. Don't worry though, they gave it an orange gradient background and Photoshopped in a water ripple at the bottom. Original content.

Sadly, that image does not give an inkling of the sheer ballsiness of the guy. Where to start, where to start?

Ah yes, - born malformed and disfigured, with an adonis-athlet of a brother (the guy in the back).Both tried to woo the same woman (seen above), herself a master politician and backstabber, legendary for getting favors from any man without ever giving of herself, and by sheer cunning and ruse, managed to wed her. His first decision? His brother would be her personal bodyguard. How did that turn out? He never. EVER. Laid a hand on her.Meanwhile, he recinforced his clan, famous for being backstabbers and traitors extraordinaire, gained the trust of the Emperor and become as good as the second most powerful man in the Empire, before killing his Emperor and nearly taking the throne.

The kicker? Their few last words:Shoju: "I have uncoverd a prophecy that the most powerful man in the Empire would doom us all."Emperor: "But who would be more powerful than yourself, my friend?"Shoju: "Only you, my Lord." *cuts him down*

Yes, I may be Crane first, but I'm also a goddamn Scorpion fanboy. Thank you, Rekai-dono.

When that day comes, seek all the light and wonder of this world, and fight.

Sagara wrote:Sadly, that image does not give an inkling of the sheer ballsiness of the guy. Where to start, where to start?

Ah yes, - born malformed and disfigured, with an adonis-athlet of a brother (the guy in the back).Both tried to woo the same woman (seen above), herself a master politician and backstabber, legendary for getting favors from any man without ever giving of herself, and by sheer cunning and ruse, managed to wed her. His first decision? His brother would be her personal bodyguard. How did that turn out? He never. EVER. Laid a hand on her.Meanwhile, he recinforced his clan, famous for being backstabbers and traitors extraordinaire, gained the trust of the Emperor and become as good as the second most powerful man in the Empire, before killing his Emperor and nearly taking the throne.

The kicker? Their few last words:Shoju: "I have uncoverd a prophecy that the most powerful man in the Empire would doom us all."Emperor: "But who would be more powerful than yourself, my friend?"Shoju: "Only you, my Lord." *cuts him down*

Yes, I may be Crane first, but I'm also a goddamn Scorpion fanboy. Thank you, Rekai-dono.

Yes. He was amazing. God, I love reading ANYTHING related to Shoju, Kachiko, or Aramoro. They were (in my biased opinion) the greatest characters of the Clan War / Pre-Clan War Arc.

And that picture does nothing to illuminate Mrs. Bayushi, The Lady Scorpion, Kachiko. (Card Art)

After the failed coup by her husband, who was cut down by the man she had drugged in an epic duel, the son of the emperor ascended the throne, and made her his wife, and stripped the clan of their right in the empire. Come to find out, the prophecy he was trying to avert, comes true, the Fallen kami posses the Emperor, and they have to kill him.

EPIC EPIC EPIC.

Oh yeah, she then, traps a 1000+ year old being of pure shadow in a lake with her for eternity.

This, is the Greek Adonis Brother Aramoro, in a confrontation with his son whom he "traded?" to another Clan Champion to keep watch over Scorpion Lands during the Clan's Exile. Not the same exile, another exile (We mentioned they were liars, and backstabbers. They were called the underhand of the empire). After that, Son wanted to kill father.

Vegan Black Metal Chef, easily the most amusing thing I've seen on the internet recently. I don't really care about the whole vegan aspect of it, but damn if this isn't creative as hell. WHY DIDN'T I SEE YOU YEARS AGO?????

Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPSAmirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego. Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.