Here’s A Margarita Menu According To Your Personality

A question for all the LA, NY City, and Miami gals out there: Are you girly, adventurous, slutty or cheap? No matter what stereotype you just voluntarily placed on yourself, there’s a margarita out there for you that’s tailored to your exact needs. Is it Margarita Monday or Tequila Tuesday (or Friday, or Saturday….or Sunday for that matter), and you’re literally plagued with what kind of marg you’re in the mood for? Well lucky for you, after hours of thorough research and a few homemade margaritas, I give to you the BEST #marg guide EVER. Ready-set-MARG!

Artwork By Lisa Yoo

For The Girly Girl

Fresh Fruit Margarita

Los Angeles: El Carmen

8138 W 3rd St, Los Angeles, CA 90048

Come With Your Choice of Fresh Cactus Fruit, Watermelon, Blood Orange, Mango, Pomegranate or Guava, Shaken and Served On The Rocks

If I think I’m eating or drinking something healthy AND the presentation is somewhat cute, then I’m pretty much guaranteed to love it. I don’t know about you, but a fresh squeezed mango marg sounds like the perfect date night drink to me.

For The Wild Child

¿Por Que No? $14

NYC: Empellon Cocina

105 1st Avenue, New York, NY 10003

Cimarron Blanco, Pineapple Serrano, Chile, Cilantro

Since you’re already lucky enough to find yourself in the best city in world you might as well try your luck out with this margarita and hope after two of these you’re not knocked out(or knocked up for that matter).

For The Authentic Gal

El Cholo Margarita $9

Los Angeles: El Cholo

1121 S Western Avenue, Los Angeles, CA 90006

1037 S. Flower Street, Los Angeles, CA 90015

For the girl who wants to get back to her Mexican roots and possibly back to the cute guy at the bar’s bedroom as well…order this!! El Cholo has been serving their “El Cholo” Marg since 1967!

For The Skinny B****

Tortilla Republic’s Margarita Bar is so impressive, I’m tempted to give my landlord a two week notice, pack up all my sh*t and forcibly move myself into their bar area. Okay but seriously Google their menu right now, and if that isn’t enough incentive, then their hot bartender absolutely is.

For The Party Chica

Pineapple Vanilla Margarita $11

Los Angeles: Border Grill

445 S Figueroa St, Los Angeles, CA 90071

Pineapple Vanilla Infused Tequila, Fresh Lime, Organic Agave Nectar

Just the name of this drink is reason enough to go grab one on my lunch break and just maybe some of their famous brisket taquitos if I’m feeling extra skinny that day.

For The Adventurous Woman

Avocado marg say whaaaaaaaa?! And it doesn’t cost extra. Te’Kila has an impressive margarita menu, and most of them are worth giving a try, especially this avocado marg.

For The Organic Gal

La Organica

NYC: Rosa Mexicano

61 Columbus Ave, New York, NY 10023

9 E 18th St, New York, NY 10003

1063 1st Avenue, New York, NY 10022

Casa Noble Organic Blanco, Lime, Organic Agave

If you’re like any Marin County mom and abstain from putting anything in your body that isn’t USDA certified organic, then guess what, I found the perfect marg for you!! Get your drink on guilt free with this #organic margarita.

For The Fashionista

Agua Kill-Ya $12

Miami: Tongue & Cheek

431 Washington Ave, Miami Beach, FL 33139

Blanco Tequila, Spiced Hibiscus, Lime

This marg will have you feeling super #chic and won’t empty out your wallet either, so you can buy those cute shoes you spotted on the drunk walk or piggyback ride home.

For The Bougie Bish

Cantina Beach Margarita

Miami: Cantina Beach

455 Grand Bay Dr, Key Biscayne, FL 33149

Refuse to spend the day anywhere but at an overpriced venue? Then head to Cantina Beach at the Ritz Carlton in Miami, and soak up the lavish sun in your teeny bikini with your delish marg in hand.

For The Girl On Fire

Spicy Cucumber Margarita

Los Angeles: YXTA Cocina

601 S Central Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90021

Silver Tequila, House Jalapeño Purée, Chipotle Salt Rim

Throw on your cutest heels and get to YXTA Cocina during there during their happy hour, (Monday 4-9pm, Tuesday-Friday 4-7pm, Saturday 5-7pm), so you can get your marg on for at least a couple of hours! Did someone say $6 margs and $6 tacos!!??!

For The Health Guru

Blueberry Margarita

Brooklyn: Ho’ Brah

8618 3rd Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11209

If you’re in need of your daily dose of antioxidants as well as your daily dose of tequila, then get your health nut on with this blueberry marg.

For The Broke Broad

Watermelon Margarita

Anywhere!!!

Since we all know by now that Beyoncé wasn’t exactly referring to literal watermelon in her hit, “Drunk in Love” when she sang “I’ve been drinking watermelon”, I give to you a watermelon marg recipe that you’re guaranteed to feel much more PG about- okay, maybe PG-13 with the tequila. With my subpar blender, watermelon I found in the fridge and some left over Jose Cuervo in the freezer, I threw all of the ingredients together and whipped my margarita surprisingly quickly.

So by now I’m a few homemade watermelon margs deep, and I’m even more in love with tequila than I was at the start of this post. Honestly, I hate cooking, cleaning and anything that has to do with domesticity, so once I sober up my boyfriend and I are hitting the bars to have a supremely more authentic experience. Tortilla Republic- we’re comin for ya.

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