Unlike most people, Freddie was very particular in what kinds of soaps he used, except for shampoo, which he didn't really care about. For any other soap product however, he insisted on having his custom made to order.

It was of particular importance that the fat rendered must come from baby elephants, which were to be slaughtered ritualistically in a ceremony by the Ganges river in India, during which Queen's "Funny How Love Is" was to be played backwards while the priests overseeing the proceedings danced the hokey pokey. Biologists have speculated that Freddie contributed to a 27% decline in the Indian elephant population between the years of 1974 and 1991.

The fat was then smuggled to Switzerland, where chemists would render it and add only the finest, most eccentric ingredients to the mix: sparrow's tongue, eye of fallow deer, honey bee stingers, etc. It's often thought that many aspects of the song My Fairy King were in fact Freddie diabolically planning his line of toiletries.

On completion, said contraband was smuggled to Freddie, whereby he would usually laugh heartily before tossing it on a shelf somewhere and reaching for a bar of Irish Spring.

Unlike most people, Freddie was very particular in what kinds of soaps he used, except for shampoo, which he didn't really care about. For any other soap product however, he insisted on having his custom made to order.

It was of particular importance that the fat rendered must come from baby elephants, which were to be slaughtered ritualistically in a ceremony by the Ganges river in India, during which Queen's "Funny How Love Is" was to be played backwards while the priests overseeing the proceedings danced the hokey pokey. Biologists have speculated that Freddie contributed to a 27% decline in the Indian elephant population between the years of 1974 and 1991.

The fat was then smuggled to Switzerland, where chemists would render it and add only the finest, most eccentric ingredients to the mix: sparrow's tongue, eye of fallow deer, honey bee stingers, etc. It's often thought that many aspects of the song My Fairy King were in fact Freddie diabolically planning his line of toiletries.

On completion, said contraband was smuggled to Freddie, whereby he would usually laugh heartily before tossing it on a shelf somewhere and reaching for a bar of Irish Spring.

Unlike most people, Freddie was very particular in what kinds of soaps he used, except for shampoo, which he didn't really care about. For any other soap product however, he insisted on having his custom made to order.

It was of particular importance that the fat rendered must come from baby elephants, which were to be slaughtered ritualistically in a ceremony by the Ganges river in India, during which Queen's "Funny How Love Is" was to be played backwards while the priests overseeing the proceedings danced the hokey pokey. Biologists have speculated that Freddie contributed to a 27% decline in the Indian elephant population between the years of 1974 and 1991.

The fat was then smuggled to Switzerland, where chemists would render it and add only the finest, most eccentric ingredients to the mix: sparrow's tongue, eye of fallow deer, honey bee stingers, etc. It's often thought that many aspects of the song My Fairy King were in fact Freddie diabolically planning his line of toiletries.

On completion, said contraband was smuggled to Freddie, whereby he would usually laugh heartily before tossing it on a shelf somewhere and reaching for a bar of Irish Spring.