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Hey Brian, This is done. Sincerely stardom hit the 6th. It doesn’t seem right now that the fixtures wereconfused you when you 6 6 is take a lot 5 that 7 minutes 9 at six. When you get the black screen foralright. 3045 seconds and so or 7 done. And then we could use it and then. It doesn’t make sense andoff so gimme a call. Thanks. Bye.

I should probably break this one down and respond accordingly:

Hey Brian, This is done.Thank you. Please place it on my desk or park it in my driveway.

Sincerely stardom hit the 6th.That is bad news. Please keep your horse off the golf course. It is not a polo field.

It doesn’t seem right now that the fixtures were confused you when you 6Indeed. That was a fragile and confusing age for me. Thank you for understanding.

6 is take a lot 5 that 7 minutes 9 at six.Yes, math is hard, but I still expect you to be at work at carry the 2 minus the hour 7 seven.

When you get the black screen for alright.I also prefer that to the blue screen. I’ll pass the compliment on to the rest of the IT staff.

3045 seconds and so or 7 done.Yes, RENT was my favorite musical, too. Wicked is right up there, but there’s something about the way they were just able to freeze time with those number lyrics. Magical.

And then we could use it and then.Just let me know when it’s done and when

It doesn’t make sense and off so gimme a callTo further proliferate, the request has made too the many, therefore, and which is which. Dial giraffe.

I switched my voicemail provider to Google Voice a while back to try the transcription service. I’m never going back. Here’s my most recent voicemail.

Good evening everyone. This is your friendly neighborhood soup kitchen. So I’m calling to tell you thatit’s still raining outside, tomorrow. The buses of the district will be traveling as normal. But due to theexcessive amounts of rain, our drivers. I’ve been informed use extreme caution in the areas. We Are,Flooding is, but any of that busses cannot travel the road safely to pick up your child is normal.Please note that been informed not tourist the safety of all. If you have concerns about your childgetting to school. Please call your child’s respect to the school. And we will speak to you at that pointin time. Have a safe evening. We had a good weekend. Thank you.

This was a very informative message. Up until this point, I had no idea that:

We had a neighborhood soup kitchen

They can predict the weather, presumably with the help of a time machine based on the verb tenses

They provide a bus service

They are philosophers (“We are, Flooding is”)

They don’t like to drive on the roads

My child is normal

The busses pick up children AND tourists

If I call my child’s respect on the phone, the soup kitchen will answer