After a historic showing of English football teams in Europe this season, UEFA has announced that they are to expel all British clubs from their competitions after Brexit. This means that British teams will no longer be eligible to compete in any European tournaments, including the International Euro’s. We have learned that the vacant cup places will be shared mainly amongst the, French, German, Italian and Spanish leagues, with the

[AdSense-A] [wp_ad_camp_1] The DG is one year old and it has been an interesting time for us. We have had a few interruptions to our plans, but we are on track with nice steady growth and we hope to be able to continue that to the next step during the coming months. One of the issues holding us back has been the length of time it has taken us to

In this civilised and modern world we live in, where people like to blame immigrants for taking their jobs and straining public services, let us not forget what is actually going on with the once massive sector of production employment. For decades now millions of people all over the world have been replaced by robots and the owners of a Chinese factory in Dongguan will tell you why. Recently 90% of its

In keeping with the traditions of the great "British sense of humour", an awesome website popped up the very same day as Theresa Mays disastrous hilarious party conference speech. If we can make jokes, albeit in very poor taste, about the holocaust and the collapse of the twin towers, I'm bloody sure that the grey lizard lady and her sociopathic, inbred, cheap suited leeches are fair game. Just when we thought

Around 5,000 ecstasy tablets in the shape of Donald Trump's head (fake tan in colour no less) and a stash of cash, have been seized by the German Polizei. (Who said Donald wasn't doing anything for the economy and small businesses). They report the drugs were confiscated over the weekend and an Austrian father and son have been arrested. To me, that sounds like an awesome father-son relationship. They both clearly

After hearing the news that an unnamed Chinese football club offered Real Madrid over €300M for Christiano Ronaldo and €100M a year for him in wages, we went to the pub. Even Goldman Sachs would be hard pushed to be as offensive or obscene with its money. This makes the narcissistic, cheating bastard worth more than 5000 nurses and we really find that hard to stomach.

Who said The Donald would be bad for the economy ? With the incessant barrage of doom and gloom being reported at the moment, we thought it's about time something positive was reported in the press. Since Donald has become POTUS, a cottage industry has exploded around him with literally hundreds (possibly thousands, we haven't counted) of companies producing Donald branded merchandise. PANTS Our personal favourite are these amazing pants.

Raheem Hassam - Editor In Chief at Breitbart After reading a bunch of Tweets yesterday from a certain Raheem Hassam,‏ the editor in chief of Breitbart who is clearly a lot of fun at parties, not to mention a right horrible cunt, we realised that the Dangerous Globe needs to run not only a "Twat of the Tweet" competition, but we should also have a DDoS trophy too. (ED: For

We wrote last October that Russian YouTube vlogger Ruslan Sokolovsky faced up to 5 years in prison for playing Pokemon Go in church. After recording and posting the hunt online to his 300,000 followers, he was visited by the law and has been accused of "offending religious sensibilities". To be fair, the Russian government did issue a warning to its citizens first but they have now confirmed the prosecutors are

Manchester City are (allegedly) about to outbid Real Madrid for Monaco striker Kylian Mbappe. For those of you not up to speed on French football, he is an 18 year old striker and apparently worth £90 Mn. So the top clubs are now going to pay more for one single teenager than the total cost of buying an entire club in the same league (West Bromwich Albion, Middlesborough and Sunderland