I think it's time us car owners started making some money in the winter.

And this is a Subaru RX like the one I got today:

This thing is amazing. Turbo. It's marked "all time AWD", but it has a shifter for 2WD-4WDHi-4WDLo. And there is a knob that controls power bias front and rear (Ala STi) and a knob that locks the rear differential. This is the coolest drivetrain I've ever owned. There is also a control of some sort that makes it go from part-time to full-time AWD.

This guy drove my Pathfinder 400 feet. It went from one end of the parking lot, to the other. I then came by and picked up my licence plates. Cleaning out the car, I found two cans of Black Label in the trunk, and an empty nipper of SoCo in the center console.

How does ONE person do that in about 400 feet ?! The Subaru is LOADED with beer cans and whiskey bottles.