You're probably rolling your skeptical little eyeballs, thinking to yourself, "Come on, Nerve. Did they actually ban her from the Vatican?" Here's the note that Vatican officials sent to their French ambassador:

Carla Sarkozy is not welcome in the Vatican.

Damn, that's how (I imagine) the Mafia does it (if the Mafia banned hot women from visiting them).

Here's a glimpse of what the Pope is so afraid of:

Admittedly, there are some frightening things about that photo, but Carla is not one of them.