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Monday, June 8, 2015

Step By Step To Get Pep!

Ready to be like old one eye? Ready to step until you die? Step right up at my sea. Step in it with glee. Unless you step in crap. Then you may not be a happy stepping chap.

A step by step guide.
Come take he ride.
Create a better life.
Free from the strife.

One, two, three.
Magic as can be.
Three, two, one.
Your work is done.

Following steps is great.
Start stepping, mate.
Soon you'll be like me.
Stepping and oh so happy.

10 steps to get rich.
Come scratch that itch.
20 steps to get a wife,
Or husband in your life.

Wait, husband is 2 steps.
Consult the book reps.
10 steps to de-clutter.
May even rid you of a stutter.

15 steps to become OCD.
Err um rid it from thee.
6 steps to writing a book.
Read a book to write a book at your nook.

5 steps to being debt free.
What, I can't spend money?
Then how can I buy the book?
Bad logic at your nook.

4 steps to getting a better job.
Damn, I can't go to a bank and rob?
6 steps to eating right.
Pffft drop dead at night.

7 steps to understanding your pet.
A nut case you can bet.
365 steps for your great year.
On a leap year you may cause fear.

60 steps to the door.
80 steps until I hear you no more.
100 steps until you are out of sight.
125 steps seems about right.

Aren't you ready to step out and twist and shout? Life can be great stepping away. Learn how not to make your life go astray. One step, two step, three step, four. Come on up and take the stepping tour. 6 steps to get rich = you make me rich well you waste your time on 6 steps with my pitch. Most, not all, the self help and stepping crap is simple stuff that should be known by any chap. Can I get 10 steps to reducing gas? That may help my little rhyming ass.

As a content writer, I've been urged to always do the number thing. "6 Steps to Improve Your Online Reputation" or "5 Tips to Find a Great Employee." I've been told it's because people like that number...it tells them they have a short read and simple steps they can follow. I find the psychology of that interesting...

I need step by step guides! I had to put a bookcase together and it just had pictures. Really pictures? I need words! I did managed to put the bookcase together though, but not without cursing the people who created the instructions first. Haha!

I kept thinking about the war movie I watched the other day where a group of soldiers came to a minefield and had to carefully negotiate it by staying in the steps of the guy in front. I wouldn't want to be that first guy.

Arlee BirdA to Z Challenge Co-hostRoad trippin' with A to ZTossing It Out

Do you have any idea what it takesTo get a new smart phone when the old one flakes?Step after step after step after stepAdd-on cost keeps you in debtThen call the phone maker on a whimTo see if anything will make it less grimHold both button for 15 seconds they sayAnd the phone comes back on right away!How did the Cat say it?Oh, yes, Phhht!

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Orlin the cat is the rhyming king, all kinds of entertainment and fun I bring. Pat sometimes gets a vote when he has something to say of note. But it is mostly the cat here at our mat. Pat is owned by my myself and Cassie, who is rather sassie. The two cats and Pat reside somewhere in Nova Scotia and "eh" isn't part of our chat. So here at Bush #5, you can balk, poke fun and just enjoy my hive. If you can't then find some sand from any land, pick it up off the ground and proceed to pound. See what fun I can be? So enjoy my sea where the absence of a plot is a plot and now that is all out of me.