Clearing dds room, anyone want her?

We got dd a new bed, one of the platform numbers with a desk and bookcase underneath. I have thus been shamed into giving her room a blitz and OMG! What a flipping mess!

I have found a box stuffed with socks that were stuffed with soft toys, knickers and hair bands.....don't ask I don't understand it myself.

I have found enough pencils and rubbers to set up as a stationers (and this from the child who never has the things she needs for school). I have filed a black bin bag with bits of paper, toilet roll and stickers. Gawd help me this task will never end!

And there must be a special place in hell for whoever invented playmobil.....bastards!

So does anyone want her? She is quite charming on occasion and reads rather well. Just don't give her any sapre socks or toilet roll!

OOh, I can do 8. I'll have her. She'll have an older sister aged 10 and an older brother aged 12. She'll have one younger sister aged 6 and you get 1 year old DTs. Ok so they are vomitting a lot at the moment and don't believe that sleep was meant for them and so their nappies are currently a little loose, but I think that you could work with that. Does your 8 year old brush her own hair?