Which Muppet Do You Most Resemble?

Ricter's dopey responses do sometimes have a use, I guess. After Ricter told me that he "bet I looked like a muppet" (an incorrect use of the insult of "muppet"), I got to wondering which muppet I most closely represent.

The rules of the game are simple: You can pick other personas on the forum and assign a muppet to them based on your view of them. But you cannot assign one to yourself, only others can do that. You can do as many posts as you want, and assign people in groups or one at a time. I'm going to start with Lucrum: