Canine birth control for a more humane world? I'd like to say "They had me going", but they still have me going. To me there are only two hints that this is a fake. One: The casual use of the word "b*tches". Two: The comment about "doggy Viagra". If it wasn't for those two bits, I would be sure this was serious. If there's one thing I've learned living close to the beach is that many people believe their dogs are human and have the same rights as humans.