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lord triesman rightly states in a completely private conversation to a 'friend' that you have to keep your eye on russia and spain, the dodgy fucks.

fergie, a strong independant woman who knows an easy buck when she sees it, realises that any 'business man' willing to pay half a mill to meet her ex deserves to have his money taken off him. we'd all do the same kid.

hey...mail....news of the world....tell you what, come back when you've got coke a cola executives admitting that there's moody stuff in their brew or adam boulton snorting coke off some easten europeans dinky tits in a london fuck dungeon whilst preparing his notes for the next days broadcast

because these are shit and boring, and the more weight we give to them, the more these watered down screw-jobs will keep popping up...

it's only a matter of time before 'RIO FERDINAND DOESN'T ALWAYS WEAR A SEATBELT!!!' promts the nation to wonder what sort of example these superstars are setting young children.

An undercover reporter posing as a businessman offered Sarah Ferguson £500,000 for access to Prince Andrew, and she ACCEPTED. I'm glad they did it, to be honest, because I've always wondered what Sarah Ferguson would do if a businessman *actually* offered her half a million pounds for access to her ex-husband. Thank God the Sun and the Mirror are around to make these fascinating hypotheticals slightly less hypothetical.