If your app description says your game is addictive, there’s a 99.3% chance, scientifically determined, that it isn’t. Seriously, have you noticed that every other app out there, particularly with puzzle games, claims to be addictive? Heck, good thing all those games aren’t addictive, because we’d never come up for air.

One of these days, I’m going to grab a whole bunch of descriptions from app store games and sift through for some of the most common words.