Look Out! Crows!

"They were VERY aggressive," the victim says.

Seriously, though, look out. Crows! Especially if you live in or near Queen Anne, Washington. According to a brief report on queenanneview.com, crows attacked -- wait for it -- a jogger who, we assume, foolishly was not wearing patched secondhand clothing stuffed with straw. "They were VERY aggressive," the victim says.