Meanwhile, Upton is staying coy over a reported romance with American football player Mark Sanchez.
When questioned about the New York Jets player on the Ellen DeGeneres Show, she conceded he was ‘cute’.
She said: ‘Yeah, he is cute. I’ve met him. My sister works for the Jets. And she’s been working there for four years. So, I went to all the games.
‘I met him briefly.’ (Via the Daily Mail)

Obviously we can all smell the bullsh*t a mile away, as if it’s a delightful lilac and cinnamon fragrance, or what I imagine Upton’s hair smells like when she’s asleep. But I appreciate With Leather’s First Lady for carrying on this discretion for the sake of us dorks.
Oh by the way, did you know that Upton is the new face of Skullcandy earphones? It’s true, and she helped advertise them in the best way possible – by wearing very little.
(Images via Skullcandy.)

I assert that Kate Upton has the best tits that have been photographically evidenced ever in history across all nations. My evidence is this banner pic and the internet. I will fight anyone to the death that claim otherwise.

Look. I’m not trying to tell you here that Kate Upton is NOT incredibly gorgeous. I’m not even going to argue here that the link I’m posting is photographic evidence of better tits than Upton’s. I’m just saying that she doesn’t run away with the title of “Best Tits to be Photographically Evidenced.”

Furthermore, Kate Upton could sell me anything. I would punch out my wife to steal the money from her purse if Kate told me to get a new Tebow jersey for myself. Hell, she could sell me a Seneca Wallace jersey.