I Used to Think….

life was one big party
relationships were all about excitement
it was easy to get somewhere in life
hangovers were worth it
wwf wrestling was real
hair bands were interesting
if I loved someone enough they’d have to fall in love too
Camaros were sexy
turning 30 years old was so dramatic
I’d be married with kids by age 30
I needed a man’s interest to feel good
I’d never feel better
I’d never do it again
London Legrand was so hot
things I wanted would come when I wanted them
Sean Hannity was right
cheddarwursts tasted so good
bad boys would change
vegetarians were annoying
New Jersey was the coolest state in the US