China's National Congress orders ban on Homeopathic contraception

China's Premier has announced a blanket ban "without mercy" on the widespread use of homeopathic contraception.

Opening the annual parliamentary session in Beijing, President Xi Jinping has launched a sweeping crackdown on the manufacture of contraceptive pills containing a minute dose of rhinoceros sperm. Informing delegates that his growth target of 7.5% did not include population growth, the President has ordered all senior officials with more than two children to set an example and “Go To Bed in a Condom”. Or face the full wrath of the people.