here`s mine
Yumichika:hey Kenpachi taichou! why do you like to fight instead of sex
Kenpachi:because Fighting make`s me hungry better than cumming
Ikkaku:hey! and that means you are the guy from KFC the who likes to fight becoming hungry!

Death Note:
"Did you know that Yagami spelled backwards says ‘I’m a gay’?"
"Explain to me the logic behind MelloxNear, and I’ll give you a million bucks."
"Why did Light have to make everything so damn complicated? It wasn’t like we couldn’t tell he was gonna lose in the end… oh, did I just spoil something for you? Sorry… not"
“Did Light and Misa ever actually screw? Seriously, because I’m stumped…”
Soul Eater:
Maka got short on money so she dragged Soul to the metal feed point.

Soul and Maka never go out on holidays to another countries:Soul's always stuck with the metal detector machines.

Once upon a time,long long ago,in a far away city,called the Death City,behind the seven seas...BOOM!
-Sorry,my finger slipped,-Death the Kid said.