Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:Should be, but they don't know they should be looking for me.

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

2. sped?

3. committed acts of vandalism?

4. murdered? Unfortunatley

5. committed acts of terrorism?:

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:

Murder, Murder, Murder...

Are you an internet user or abuser?:I Use and Abuse

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:6

What is your most frequent typo?:myoace.com

How would you describe your social position?:Middle

How would you describe your life?:Crazy, wild, Buckfast fulled, blurry.

How would you describe yourself?:Fun Loving

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Information Information Information.

How would you describe spam?:

???

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):

Not bad.

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? I believe that the universed is so big that there's more life out there. Don't believe in ghosts or anything although I'd love to think they exist.

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) I'm not sure.

Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Very active!

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? My mates are fine. Bit of a guilty pleasure...

What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? Eh.....

What is your most frequent typo?: On computer? I often write ";" instead of apostrophe (like "doesn;t" instead of 'doesn't" )

How would you describe your social position?: I'm a high school student and I'd say I am part of the middle class.

How would you describe your life?: As wasted in many areas (unfortuantely)

How would you describe yourself?: Introvert, intelligent, quiet, faithful and reliable but I am also malicious and sometimes not very trustworthy.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: It's the biggest forum about GTA I know and because it is english, most people understand it so there are people from all around the world. My mother forum is one czech forum, but that's something different --- it is a small "chamber" community of few people which know each other quite well

How would you describe spam?: Something what people should be killed for (but it's a good as an act of vendetta)

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):

Strange...

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? Definitelly yes.

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) Ehmmm? I don't really understand this question

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). I would pretend that I am deaf-mute

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? I don't explain to them because it's my personal matter. GTAF is just a forum aimed on game-series which is one of my heart-favourite

What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? That I am probably not a human in a psychological kind of a way

Gang Survey

Have you ever at any point been involved in a GTAF gang unofficial or official?(If Not whytf are you answering this?): it's just began for me and I hope it will be succesful

Most commonly used expletive:Expletive?''Damn'' I don't use ''bad'' words too much,I actually say them more often in english than in portuguese

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:Never used them and never will unless I plan to die soon or something

Car or bus?:Car

Capitalism or Communism?:Capitalism but I hate when people say communism is bad or idiotic because most of the time they're saying BS,communism is as valid as any other forms of government,it just wasn't/ used right.

All work and no play...:Very boring unless you're going to get something big from the heavy working

How much time have you spent incarcerated?:Never got in problems with police

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:Nope

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

No

2. sped? Nope

3. committed acts of vandalism? No,this is very bad,I'd kill people who do this kind of thing

4. murdered? Only on my mind

5. committed acts of terrorism?:

Nothing that got out of the planning phase

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:Yes

Are you an internet user or abuser?:Abuser

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:17

What is your most frequent typo?:I don't know.I don't like using spaces after , and etc ,also I don't know exactly when to use a or an lol

How would you describe your social position?:I have only 2 or 3 friends and none of them are ''really'' friends

How would you describe your life?:A piece of crap

How would you describe yourself?:An insignificant idiot

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Because I like to watch the hype on gta IV and give my suggestions on it.But lately I've been posting often on other sections of the forums

How would you describe spam?:I don't know,advertisment(?) or something

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):Predictable lol

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:Used to smoke weed, but i'm a athlete now lol

Car or bus?:Car when i got gas money

Capitalism or Communism?:Neither lol

All work and no play...:Not at all

How much time have you spent incarcerated?:None

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:Not that i know of

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

No

2. sped? Yesh

3. committed acts of vandalism?Yesh (egging buses and whatnot)

4. murdered?Hack Naw

5. committed acts of terrorism?:

Not ever

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:No, except the vandalism which i do a little

Are you an internet user or abuser?:Dont know, u tell me

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:6

What is your most frequent typo?:wat, ur,

How would you describe your social position?:The logical funny one

How would you describe your life?:Alright to this point, couldnt ask for anything else

How would you describe yourself?:Calculating, Logical, smart, also funny, act stupid, and like to have fun

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Updates and discussion of things to come

How would you describe spam?:

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):Pretty damn thorough lol

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? I honestly have no idea...

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) *cough*svip*cough*

Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Not as much as I would like to be but yes.

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). Damn the questionnaire, don't shoot me!!

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? I don't, they explain to me why they don't .

What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? Uhhh I'm not one to keep secrets, if they ask, I shall deliver.

Gamer Tag(s): ICUd00d, MR S4LTY SAK, ryuclan

Current Consoles/PC Specs: Xbox 360, I'm a pc noob...

Games Beaten/Completed Approx.: I can't even begin to answer this question...

Favorite Role Playing Game: don't play em1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games? Ability to turn off certain weapons in CODWaW2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game? I'm not tellin you that. Copyright..3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present? The fact that there's a trend.4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue. Devs pushing the envelope with more unique IP's.5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player?Scripts, I'd rather have a NPC act more natural then to look natural and act like an idiot...

Uno Carb

Forum Name: Uno Carb, (It used to be "The Original Kingpin" way back in the day. The old schoolers would vaguely remember that, haha. )

Real-life Name: Jason

Real-life Location: Alpharetta, Atlanta, GA, USA.

Age in Years: 20!

Star Sign: Pisces... fish!

Weak Point: Every man has the same weak point—their gonads!

Favourite Colour: Shades of Blue.

Favourite Number: People usually stop asking this when you're 10—666!

Most commonly used expletive: f*ck, sh*t, sh*tf*ck, fa**ot and cocksucker.

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: None.

Car or bus?: Car.

Capitalism or Communism?: Communism.

All work and no play...: Play now and work later, haha.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: No time whatsoever.

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: ^

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

No.

2. sped? Who hasn't?

3. committed acts of vandalism? Nope.

4. murdered? Every day.

5. committed acts of terrorism?: It happens to be a hobby of mine.

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: I live off the rush.

Are you an internet user or abuser?: User that abuses.

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 20 or so.

What is your most frequent typo?: Don't have a specific one, I tend to trip up on little words because I've grown to be a decently fast typer.

How would you describe your social position?: Decent. I have a semi-girlfriend who doesn't talk to me and I go to Art School.

How would you describe your life?: Wake up, go to school, study and work on projects/designs, come home, masturbate, game all night and hope to get in touch with my semi-girlfriend.

How would you describe yourself?: I'm socially adjusted by also an introvert. I do socialize, however, I hate massive crowds (parties, giant get-togethers, etc.) so I'll only typically be with one or a few more person(s).

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I stopped for awhile, because everybody (not literally) were turning into whiny debating cocksuckers as if they had some sort of power. However, I have now recently discovered that that was truly why I stopped logging in. That, and I started going to school and dealing with more responsibilites. I check a select few forums daily now only.

How would you describe spam?: It smells bad. It smells even worse on MySpace.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Alright, I suppose. I see this sh*t via MySpace all the time so it's no biggie, haha.

Gang Survey

Have you ever at any point been involved in a GTAF gang unofficial or official?(If Not why are you answering this?): Oh of course, I've through so many over the course of my lifetime, however, I never gang hopped. I have 4+ years of gang experience/knowledge under my belt.

Around when did you first join your first gang, did you post around first or immediatly post a Free Agent Topic? Back In The Day[tm] there were no "Free Agent" Topics. My first gang ever was lead by Donatrix and Sheeva—it was the unofficial Yakuza, during the time when the only requirement for joining a gang was 30 posts.

How many gangs have you been in, which ones?: I can't actually remember alot of them. Let's see... Yakuza, Diablos, Zaibatsu (the first one), ZFD (Zero Factor Design), Mafia Inc (one of the later reincarnations), Leone Family Mafia, NYCC (New York City Connection)... I've been through a bit of unofficial ones too, however, those generally never lasted long (the gang in itself). Most of the bigger-known gangs I was with for at least 6 months or longer—longevity was expected since better members were present.

Have you ever started or lead a gang at any point?: I started a couple way back when that fell through pretty quick. About 2-3 at the most, I can't recall the names because of their lack of impact, haha.

Around what era and time would you say the gang scene was the most fun or involved for you? Probably back in the '02 when everybody was getting amped up for the GTA3 multiplayer that was said to come... that was why most of the gangs formed in the first place—specifically for the multiplayer component.

In the time you were involved did you ever find yourself in any kind of gang rivalries or "wars"? Oh of course. I know there were some full-blown wars that were pretty psychotic. Generally just rival gangs talking smack, treachery, backstabbing and spies in rival gangs that set off the code red.

Which rival gang member (if any) was your greatest challenge or annoyance?: I don't remember a whole lot from the early years, but I know some of the elitist assholes in Parcel Force and The Fart were a good bit of dickheads.

Being perfectly honest did you ever find yourself at the losing end of a argument involving a gang dispute? I, myself... of course. If it was me and some other gang members, usually not as we had each others backs.

Being reasonably non-biased, did you ever feel like you "pwned" someone in a dispute? (feel free to pull quotes if you have them on hand) I pwn n00bies on a daily basis[tm].

Which Gang-member past or present do you feel is/was.. I was always fond of Candarelli and Mario Vendetti. Those were two great f*cking guys who believed fully in respect and loyalty in gang members. Candarelli took me under his wing in the beginning and taught me alot of things about the gang scene. He's pretty much my Forum Father[tm]. Mario, on the other hand, was just a really good friend to talk to and an all-around great guy. If you were in jam he would do what he could do to pull you out—the same thing can be said about Candarelli. Also 3vil used to be a total jerkface and elitist, but me and him got really cool after he was banned (in that general time, a little before too.) He learned to show respect and just became a cool cat.

*multiple answers are fine.

Biggest Spammer: Shasta-f*cking-McNasty!

Which gang past/present, official or unofficial:ZFD, NYCC (when I was in it, haha), Diablos in the beginning were merciless. It was amazing watching them wreak havoc on the gang scene.

Was your favorite: The original Zaibatsu had the sweetest attire—same as the ZFD.

Was your least favorite: Probably many unofficials. I used to not big the Precinct because they were brided on elitistism.

Was/is the most influencial: The Diablos, The Preludes, Mafia Inc.

Was/is the most innovative: The Diablos.

Was/is the most controversial: The Diablos, jesus, haha.

Was/is the most fun: The NYCC was pretty fun... same with ZFD.

Was/is the most active: Every official had to be active.

Had/has the best front page: I just remember banners, not really "front pages".

Had/has the best sigs & support tags: Zaibatsu (original) and ZFD. The Diablos were the first to bring around the animated sigs and sh*t and those were mad hot.

Had/has the most original theme: The Preludes and Dead Presidents.

Had/has the most poorly concieved theme: I dunno.

Had/has the best members: Alot of officials had really great members.

Had/has the poorest members: Alot of officials had really retarded and elitist members.

What rule being currently enforced would you like to see removed or downgraded on severity of penalty for violation?: I'm not that familiar with the specific rules, haha. YAY FOR SENORITY!

What rule being currently enforced would you like to see become stricter?: ^

When the PGC originally formed it was based on the premise that eventuallyonline clans based on a GTA online came that would supposedly come out some timein the near future. A few years after the fact with no commercially endorsed onlineMMORPG in sight, have PGC "gangs" lost their over-all relevance to gtaforums.com? Oh of course, but they just turned into ways to meet other people and be a part of a gang with people you enjoyed being around.

If the day should arrive soon that we do in fact get a Rockstar endorsedonline GTA game do you think that would effect the PGC in a positive or negative fashion?: It would be nice to pick up the remains of the (non-existent PGC), but it isn't anywhere near exciting now as the idea of it was so long ago. Gangs were new and everybody was expecting the multiplayer. That never came so GTAF just became a social online hangout place.

The original tone of the PGC was very agressive and mired in subterfuge,a general attitude of questioning authority and being competive and suspiciousof outsiders. Presently, it is a decidedly "safer" place with most gangsgetting along and most factions "behaving" under an increased admin presence.Which do you prefer and for what reasons. The original. Now it's all about these stupid-ass rules (even though it doesn't exist anymore) and such and everybody acts like an elitist as if everybody should have a high-class fashion. I guess I agree with them on that point, however, in the beginning everybody was a n00b, so it was ok to be a n00b—or at least a n00b back then, haha.

Who would you like to see go official in the next gang race? Who would you like to see ousted? Since the existence of the PGC has been halted, do they still hold annual gang races?

What if any new developments or ideals implemented would you like to see in the PGC's future. The PGC doesn't f*cking exist anymore.

11. Car or bus?:bus you lazy folk insist on going the most expensive way possible although the US commuter bus system would shame ozzy osbourne and youcan't be bothered walking the 3 blocks to and from your bus stop

12. Capitalism or Communism?: the one where the regular people aren't screwed no wait thats gone now , neither then

13. All work and no play... for me its no work and no play

14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: don't know what that means 15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: probably not

16. Have you ever: 1. 1. shoplifted? i'm going to when i can get a large enough forklift. 2. 2. sped? No. 3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes. 4. 4. murdered? i will be next time i'm in Glasgow 5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: i frighten old ladies with no conscious effort whatsoever

17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: i don't think at all

18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: loser

19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 1 and thats my tv

20. What is your most frequent typo?: tpyos? waht tpyos/

21. How would you describe your social position?: where the adults and employed stamp on

22. How would you describe your life?: irelevant

23. How would you describe yourself?: pale blue,jaded,cynical

24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: no idea

25. How would you describe spam?: the worst excuse for shredded animal organs EVER! 26. How would you describe this questionaire?: meh

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Not that i know of, however i may have some outstanding payment with Hereward Housing which they are probably trying to reclaim but don't know where i live because they are thick

Have you ever:1. shoplifted? No2. sped? Not too much over, just here and there3. committed acts of vandalism? A few4. murdered? No(t yet!) XD5. committed acts of terrorism?: Not yet

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: All except the first two

Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuser

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 8

5. committed acts of terrorism?: Nothing other than terrorising the odd chav.

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: None of the above.

Are you an internet user or abuser?: Depends on the mindset.

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 14

What is your most frequent typo?: "teh"

How would you describe your social position?: The Dogs Bollocks

How would you describe your life?: Going cool

How would you describe yourself?: Suarve and a generous lover

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I don't, damn cookies.

How would you describe spam?: Not to my tastes, although Spamalot is excellent.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Sexy =]

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? I wish :'[

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually): Pav... in a heartbeat

Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Often enough.

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head): Pleasurable... like sex... with pav.

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?: Generally with the words: "I post on an internet forum"

What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share?: I once got showered in glitter and decided to vacuum my hair.

speekers

Forum Name: speekersReal-life Name:JamesReal-life Location:South Portland, MaineAge in Years:15Star Sign:CancerWeak Point:Huh?Favourite Colour:Black.Favourite Number:9Most commonly used expletive in the English language:Screweth YouethMost commonly used expletive in Native Tongue (+ translation):Sorry but I don't speak YahlargedhghCar or bus?:Bus. (Hobos ride Them! )Capitalism or Communism?:Communism.All work and no play...:All play, get fired from workHow much time have you spent incarcerated?:Wha??Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:Not Yet!Have you ever:[list=1]1. shoplifted?Yes.2. overspeeded?Yup3. committed acts of vandalism?Yes.4. raped?No.5. murdered?No.6. committed acts of terrorism?:No way.

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:The cool ones.

Are you an internet user or abuser?:Abuser.

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:iPod, Cell Phone, PSP, (Does Portable DVD Player count?)

What is your most frequent typo?:jsut

How would you describe your social position?:Cool as ice cubes (perhaps even cooler! )

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:Yes, Currenty wanted by Uzbekistani, Afghani and Turkish officials for fish related crimes...

No i'm not.

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

Yes

2. sped? Yes

3. committed acts of vandalism?No

4. murdered?uhh... No...

5. committed acts of terrorism?:No

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:Speeding, want to get a Bugatti Veyron and max it out on some road in the middle of nowhere.

Are you an internet user or abuser?:Abuser

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:3, PDA, Mobile Phone and my Digital Camera.

What is your most frequent typo?:"yeha" instead of "yeah"

How would you describe your social position?:Average? i dunno

How would you describe your life?:At the moment? Im a final year University Student, so... Im chronically poor, have too much work to do, my life currently consists of getting up, finishing off coursework, revising, playing counter-strike, going to the pub and helping my housemates to avoid revison.In the next few month or so / the future? im graduating from my degree in computer science in july and so i can finally get a job, earn some money and start doing stuff instead of constantly stressing about coursework and wishing i had money.

How would you describe yourself?: Optimistic.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Because it has a good atmosphere, people here are pretty friendly and generally arent internet trolls, really good creativity with the 3D lot and the Photoshop lot, ranging from newbies to gurus in terms of skill. Its well moderated and i have a lot of history here, especially with 3D.

How would you describe spam?:Shallow un-helpful replies that dont aid the topiic at all and are blatent attempts to boost the persons post count (god knows why). e.g "Wow thats really cool, cant wait for the release"

oh.. and:

People who do that need to be shot. Its for their own good.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):Could use more salt.