Earth was once a popular vacation spot for many species of aliens until hateful rumors drove them away. Now most aliens spend their vacation dollars in other galaxies where they are treated with respect and dignity, or at least ignored. Aaron J Salsberg (shown above) is one of the few aliens who continues to vacation on Earth. He spends most of his time in the Inuyama monkey park not far from Nagoya, and he also frequently visits the NgoroNgoro area of Tanzania. He feels more comfortable around animals. A small, lonesome monkey in Inuyama asked Aaron to let him aboard his giant ship, but Aaron refused. It would be a violation of Vehicular Spacecraft Code 7HBC.