Feel at home, Putin Sar, in 'North' Goa!

Dobro Pozhalovat’ v Goa, Vlad! Welcome to Goa, Singham. Putin sar, leave the Brics and mortar, just hire a bike and head north, and you will find yourself at home, except it’s warm and pleasant.

The warmth that you miss except when shaking hands with Monsieur Assad. Also, don’t pillion your Brics buddy Modi along because the shacks north of Morjim prefer not to serve Indians, especially Gujaratis.