Fundamentalist Christians are hijacking Religious Instruction (RI) classes in Queensland despite education experts saying Creationism and attempts to convert children to Christianity have no place in state schools.

Students have been told Noah collected dinosaur eggs to bring on the Ark, and Adam and Eve were not eaten by dinosaurs because they were under a protective spell.

Critics are calling for the RI program to be scrapped after claims emerged Christian lay people are feeding children misinformation.

About 80 per cent of children at state primary schools attend one half-hour instruction a week, open to any interested lay person to conduct.

...A parent of a Year 5 student on the Sunshine Coast said his daughter was ostracised to the library after arguing with her scripture teacher about DNA.

"The scripture teacher told the class that all people were descended from Adam and Eve," he said.

"My daughter rightly pointed out, as I had been teaching her about DNA and science, that 'wouldn't they all be inbred'?

Good for the girl! Now she gets to spend that half hour studying in the library to better herself, while her classmates lose IQ points listening to some christ-stain babble on endlessly about utter horseshit. Lucky girl.

This isn't even theologically correct. When Adam and Eve were kicked out of the Garden of Eden, God basically said "fuck you guys, you're on your own now", so he wouldn't have bothered to protect them from dinosaurs or whatever.

[nitpicking]Being ostracized is more of a mental thing, isn't it? You are made persona non grata, and people will not acknowledge you, right?
And, you are ostracized FROM something, not TO something. [/nitpicking]

Who did invent DNA, then? And how did they get it into our cells, and into the cells of already extinct animals?