Don’t let the title of this article fool you: Most of the movies listed below (not all, but most) are wretched.

That said, when a movie is given a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, the assumption isn’t just that it’s bad, but that it’s absolutely worthless. Even “The Emoji Movie” managed to eke out a measly 6%, suggesting that someone somewhere out there thought it had a redeeming quality or two. Are there...