George Edwards of Scotland has taken a picture he says absolutely, totally proves the Loch Ness Monster exists. George Edwards also owns Loch Ness Cruises, which takes tourists around the famous lake on a boat called the “Nessie Hunter IV”. The fact that somebody so dedicated to spreading the word about Nessie would be the one to prove she exists warms the cockles of my heart.

Hit the jump to check out George Edwards’ Nessie verifying photo (which has been “independently verified by a team of US military monster experts” according to Edwards)…

Well, um, hmmm…Nessie is a lot more indistinct and blob-like than I’ve always imagined, but I’m not about to argue with the US Military’s crack Imaginary Things Verifying Squad.