We are doing it all wrong!

So, I Was thinking today and if we changed the time stuff would be better. If there would be 1 hour in a day, 4 minutes in an hour, 3 seconds in a minute, and 50,000000000000000000000 miliseconds in a second. THis would be sooooo much better! Like, fo real! Stuff wouldnt even be a full hour anymore! And dentist appointments! Yeah, lets make an e-petion, because we all know those get a ton of shit done. Abosulutely, NO horses may sign the petition. So yeah, do you guys second this motion? Like, this is a rant because I am mad we have let it get this far without the realization our whole time system is corrupted to a band of templar jaguars.

Stop worrying about how you look, and start worrying about how you play. Get out on the field and play paintball the best you can, not stand at home in front of a mirror trying to figure out if your jersey matches your eyes.