That's the kind of grin that says: "I'm going to knock your front door off its hinges with a sledgehammer while you sleep, stab your furniture repeatedly, and throw a cinder block through your microwave after setting fire to whatever burns easily."

That's the kind of grin that says: "I'm going to knock your front door off its hinges with a sledgehammer while you sleep, stab your furniture repeatedly, and throw a cinder block through your microwave after setting fire to whatever burns easily."

Unless you are crazier than her you wouldn't. What I have found in my travels is that no matter how sophisticated, smooth or what ever you are, unless you are crazier than she is, a crazy chick will win in the battle to break each other.

Unless you are crazier than her you wouldn't. What I have found in my travels is that no matter how sophisticated, smooth or what ever you are, unless you are crazier than she is, a crazy chick will win in the battle to break each other.

1. Never tell her your real name.2. Use alcohol as a weapon.3. Shut the windpipe, and the legs open by themselves.

Unless you are crazier than her you wouldn't. What I have found in my travels is that no matter how sophisticated, smooth or what ever you are, unless you are crazier than she is, a crazy chick will win in the battle to break each other.

1. Never tell her your real name.2. Use alcohol as a weapon.3. Shut the windpipe, and the legs open by themselves.

That will work, until she does something sexually to you that a mentally stable woman won't do, like gives you a rusty trombone, and if you don't have a strong enough mind you will keep going back, giving her more and more ammunition to emotionally crush you. It takes a lot of crazy for a man to be able to take that and turn it back around on a crazy chick.

Unless you are crazier than her you wouldn't. What I have found in my travels is that no matter how sophisticated, smooth or what ever you are, unless you are crazier than she is, a crazy chick will win in the battle to break each other.

1. Never tell her your real name.2. Use alcohol as a weapon.3. Shut the windpipe, and the legs open by themselves.

That will work, until she does something sexually to you that a mentally stable woman won't do, like gives you a rusty trombone, and if you don't have a strong enough mind you will keep going back, giving her more and more ammunition to emotionally crush you. It takes a lot of crazy for a man to be able to take that and turn it back around on a crazy chick.

That's the kind of grin that says: "I'm going to knock your front door off its hinges with a sledgehammer while you sleep, stab your furniture repeatedly, and *throw a cinder block through your microwave* after setting fire to whatever burns easily."

Well, at least it's not the cat. Fear comes in many forms -- today it's from a 25 year old with a Cheshire Cat grin and a sense that no restraining order will keep her legs closed from Jr.

That's the kind of grin that says: "I'm going to knock your front door off its hinges with a sledgehammer while you sleep, stab your furniture repeatedly, and throw a cinder block through your microwave after setting fire to whatever burns easily."