Who says you can't have your cake & eat it too? According to Penthouse- "yOur game, your ruLes." But even they know some rules go by the book, it's when people's feelings are involved. No matter how you play it - it's best to be clear about it from the start than to toy with someone's heart. Read how to live the UN-soap opera life & not have to bargain for a bad episode. If you like to Text_for_Sex & find the game of Monopoly too complex - dig no further... chances are, there's a skank right around your corner whose willing to play! Pick up your "Know How" copy in the December Issue of Penthouse Magazine.

Support your local Vampire Rights Amendment, and make what matters Most -count! Register To Vote! And, VOTE. See it as an excuse to get off work early, make new friends, or even know what's TRULY behind those curtains! Who knows, the Wizard just MIGHT grant your wish this year. It may not be a fairy tale ending... but to some, it may be just that, a HOPE. Trust me, when real vampires come out at night & take me out for a ride, that's when I'll believe Politics aren't just a bunch of baloney. But for now, we need to get those poor elephants back to where they belong, and have the donkeys kick some asses. Let's give the Ringmaster back to the Democrats!

Daydream much? Snooze No Further! This is your detergent to wash out those heavy stain buildups you've collected over the summer. For a shiny token and a brand new dishwasher - you too can own this "static-free" copy of PreciseHero latest cd compilation [titled: Daydreamer Dialogue] due out this Fall 2008! Music is Nu-Hip / Hop-Gaze / Snooze-Jazz...cos' we should be going nowhere fast!So, save up those coins & get your jammies dry cleaned! Meantime, be sure to checkout Percise Hero's other tranquil tunes...and DREAM ON! =)OFFICIAL WEBSITEMYSPACE MUSIC

– Trouble meeting women? "Try this fail-safe method that doesn’t involve you acting like a dick." Master the techniques of 'playing-it-cOOL vs being TOO COOL', and see how it 'JUST MIGHT WORK' in the angles at your local coffee stop....Having said that, here's to a great editorial piece by Russ Meneve in this up-coming August issue [Out on newsstands July 20th]!SO, bOys, cough up that courage & ask her out already! And GirLs, c'mon... give the bOys a chance: MAKE THEM WORK HARDER! ;)

HOW HAWT IS THIS? [–thanX JOSF!] =]As if the wealth couldn't make us feel any more less about ourselves. They just had to add these "designer" gas masks to their closet to save their face. ;) But you gotta love these. Altho, had I the luxury to, I wouldn't want one anyway (thatz right, i'd design my own) HA! Eat That, Paris! [thanks for the Meds. I feel BETTER, already].designerGASMASKS by Diddo Velema

Wanna listen to something outside the Circle? Hear Me Now...!An audio interview with Swain Hunt & Dwight Clark from Sidebar.We make "The Interview with the Vampire" sound like "The Cat in the Hat". I had so much fun derailing off topic with these two boys from Sidebar. My only regret is, I didn't seem to answer the questions. And if my wisdom made absolutely no sense to you., Not to worry child.. in time, you too shall Cee. Here's to PART I and PART II

WHAT. you think I do PORN on my first issue? I'm not THAT easy. Here's a "spot" illustration I did for the "Dear Scoundrel" column c/o Penthouse Magazine for the March 2008 issue. Given a few letters to render (& this color scheme to go by), I chose a practical starter> A young man questioning his pursuit to 'Office Dating' /Just Foolin'Around, (ever encountered one of these and wondered about the aftermath?)Look for this issue at a newsstand near you, & read all about it! =)

What a BEAUTIFUL commercial (aired seconds before Superbowl on Sunday). Thank F*ck it wasn't an advertisement for some cheap irrelevant product. Just a bloke spokesperson (Russell Crowe) in the 'Pursuit of Perfection'. If you didn't catch it on HD, surround sound. Here's a secondary grade of it.

Mmmkay. Some of you have asked why I no longer allow comments. Well, to be honest, there were several reasons– all far less important to the contrary, but if it helps matter ease, here were the reasons:

10. Didn't think it mattered.9. 1 Less place to check and expect messages (let alone, disappoint...)8. Privacy Purpose: the feeling of other people reading into things> more than needed.7. "Anonymous" posters kinda gives me the creeps.6. Not fluent in any foreign languages, and will do just about anything (& kill precious time) working out the few sentences that I will never likely use again.5. Stalking is not an option. It's inevitable.4. See Reasons number 7 & 83. The meaning in the word, "Thank you" becomes bleak.2. I can't pay you all....And the number 1 Reason is, (drum roll)1. Avoiding the question, "What Have You Been Working On?"As grateful as I am with this question...ANSWER: Chances are, I'd post it here [remotely relevant]Otherwise, What am I working on? (Not only am I haunted by this question from my immediate family on daily basis...) – You really want to know? A new lipstick color, my resume, the bills, the laundry, the dishes... returning a few phone calls & emails, writing out invoices, downloading music... reading my horoscope, reading your horoscope, checking tomorrow's horoscope, under the classified section, looking for my pencil, walking my dog, off to catch a train, making travel plans, putting on liquid eyeliner, brushing... flossing... changing... cleaning... crime fighting..., and then, more emails...

I don't know about you, but man, all this takes up a lot of time! – What's that you say, Lassie? Hire a house keeper? Don't I have an assistant? ...where do you think I live? Trump Tower?ANYWAY, I later learned, by having my box shut, eliminated the chances of getting to know some of YOUR bloggen' and others to share their thoughts and then some... (how so very rude of me).

So here goes> to my fellow comrades, on behalf of myself and future blogging, do accept my apology for dividing our love in silence. I too, hope one day, can find the courage and inspiration to comment away. :)