(I Can't Play) Basketball

Yo!Are you ready for some air ball throwin, free throw blowin, no look where I'mGoin, free style flowin? You are in my house baby!

Well it'sTip off time and I'm off the tipWalkin to the bench and I sitBite my lip, bustin out rhymesStandin in line cause it's garbage timeCause I'm calm, I'm cool and I collectedEighteen shots that got rejectedI'm not Corey Feldman, I'm not Corey HaimI got a license to drive but I ain't got game

[CHORUS 2x]

Jimmy, What you say?You can't playBasketballJimmy, what you say? (I double-dribble, traveled through the middle)You can't playBasketball (Oh, my bad - you're not on my team?)

Wear my socks high cause it makes me feel coolI don't know how to dribble, but I know how to droolPeople always say that I'm a basketball foolI got a little tiny hoop cold "floatin" in my poolPlayed my friend's dog on a twenty dollar betI took him to the hole I took him to the vetShoot from the three every chance I getI call it in the air, nothin but nothin

[REPEAT CHORUS 2x]

[SPOKEN]

Okay, here's my chance The open lane Don't get nervous Don't sweatEveryone's watching You can do it, man I mean, just dribble up Don't doubleDribble Just dribble normal Don't show everyone that you can dribbleSuper-fast between your legs like you do in your driveway No, this is in frontOf people on the court I'm gonna go up in the air, I'm gonna dunk it as hardAs I can Cause usually I'm on the other end People dunking on ME I'm used toSome 7 foot dude's "thingy" getting smacked in my face I still got the bruiseTo prove it But I ain't gonna take that nickname "Dick Bruiseface" lyin down!My name ain't Dick Bruiseface!!

Well listen up ya'll!You know I'm not tall!My name was never written on the bathroom wallI'm gonna say "What's up?!"I'm gonna take the pumpCause I'm a moving pick, I'm gonna shoot some bricksSo I huff and puff, I say enuff Z'nuffI'd rather watch Ahmad Rashad on the inside stuffSay!