Muamba Means Mammaries

Birmingham midfielder Fabrice Muamba has pledged his support to Sport Relief by paying to have breast implants.
Muamba says, “Although this may come as a surprise to City fans, I’ve always been taken with the idea of having a large pair of womanly breasts”.

This summer Muamba will travel to a clinic in Rotterdam for the operation, which is costing him £15,000 of his own cash.

As Sports Offensive went to press it was still unclear how Muamba’s gesture will benefit the charity.