One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any
message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"

If a boy gives a love letter to a gurl, pple call him "Loffer"
But if a gurl gives a letter to a boy, they call it "Offer".
Feeeeel da diffffference :)