"Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, b!tch! Yeah I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! [brings out a lollipop] I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!"

Not two days after this episode I saw a "outta control" teen on some talk show that almost said the lines verbatim... laughed my @ss off...

(mother passes in front of the TV for brief second while opening the door that he's too lazy to get up to open)

Hey! You're blocking the TV!

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"Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible. The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks."
-- Douglas Adams's Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective

" If some woman treated me like that I'd be like 'hey, why don't you stop...dressing me up like the mailman, a-and making dance for you..while you smoke crack, and have sex on my daddy's bed with someone I don't even know!' "