Well, only the first graph measures as a function of yearly time. The other graph only deals with the last 6 months.

Anyway, I had to perform a lot of math involving uncertainty principle, derivational equations, probability, and quantum neutrino fields and then using the results to calculate your gheyness as a function of the average gheyness level of Europe to best ascertain what your level of fagginess was before joining SG. You should feel honored I took all that time to work out all those calculations just for you.

And besides, I even gave Garbo the benefit of the doubt. You all start at the same level of ghey, though there's almost no statistical data that suggests that garbo could have been at such a low level of ghey ever.

Colin being anything but the fgt king is a statistical impossibility, however.

those graphs are horribly inaccurate, i demand a recount
for one thing, the fact that dcom's name looks like mine grants him a +500 bonus on both graphs
also, where are obligatory assclowns hkk and vash?