Once a man was hospitalized to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the nurse attending the operation, the patients girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket.

She didn’t know he was married… She was so mad at knowing that so she used jelly and slip the ring in his penis while asleep.

What do you think is the worse one:
1. Having your girlfriend find out that you are married
2. explaining to wife that how wedding ring got on your penis
OR
3. finding out that your penis fits through your wedding ring