A school bully picks on a helpless student in the hallways and calls him a chicken. Comedian Peter McNerney steps in to remind them that using aggressive language is not the solution, and that calling someone a chicken is wrong. But ordering a chipotle chicken melt with guacamole from Subway is so right. You can also even get guacamole on any of your favorite sandwiches. When the bullied student asks what to do about his situation, he is cut off by an annoyed Peter McNerney because he hasn't even said the tagline.