Put down those moon pies and wonder bread, and come celebrate the wonders of Honey Boo Boo! We will be shaking our trashy todler with tiara boody on the dance floor and will be giving away a cash prize for the best Honey Boo Boo costume!
Here are Some Honey boo Boo words to live by:
Apocalypse – noun – Mayans predict the world will end in 2012. Also: when the zombies come.

“When the apocalypse hits at the end of the year, they claim it’s gonna hit, I could sell that roll we got for free, your toilet paper, for freakin’ five hundred dollars.“

“What’s an apocalypse?“

“When the zombies attack!“

Bamm-Bamm Look– noun A fashion statement, life attitude characterized by going to the gas station (preferably the one in front of your house) while not wearing shoes.

“Granted, I ain’t the most beautimous out the box, but a little paint on this barn, shine it back to its original condition. Cause it shines up like it’s brand new.”

Beautimous – adjective – Extremely attractive. (Often used in place of “beautiful” to encapsulate more than just physical attractiveness)

“Granted, I ain’t the most beautimous out the box, but a little paint on this barn, shine it back to its original condition. Cause it shines up like it’s brand new.”

Biscuit - noun – Vagina.

“It’s called a biscuit because it looks like a biscuit, ya know, when it opens up, and ummmm… You know, it does. It looks like a biscuit. If you look at a biscuit, and if it’s cooked right, you know, like in, like a, like Hardee’s or something, you can . . . “

Breakfast of Champions – noun – A “Breakfast of Champions” is a slight on the Wheaties breakfast cereal slogan that usually means something different for each and every family in the South. (For mine it was Reese’s Cups and a diet Mountain Dew) In the case of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, a Breakfast of Champions refers to Cheese balls.