(Note: the New Orleans home that future-Dasani lives in with her offspring, located (per the article) in the 2300 block of Martin Luther King Boulevard, is 100% newly-built post-Katrina federal section-8 housing, constructed to the highest standards).

And yes, the New Orleans "Grandma" in question is in fact a thirty-eight year old, with a two-year old grandson. And yes, that means that this future-Dasani was just thirty-six when her first (?) grandson was born. Agrandson at 36! While living in public housing. The New York Times: Not Just Oblivious To, But Actively Instrumental In, The Incremental Breakdown Of Western Civilization Wherever It Raises Its Ugly Head, Since 1945.