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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Dumbasses Pay for Pizza & Movie with Stolen Rare Coins!

Many of you in the Dumbass Horde have hobbies. Some of them are what we might call a little on the strange side - collecting celebrities' hair. But, generally speaking these hobbies are fairly "normal" (for Dumbasses anyway) like stamp or rare coin collecting.

Did someone say "rare coin collecting"?

I know of a couple of Dumbass who collect other people's rare coins.

Rare Coin

Let me splain.

OPC (Other People's Coins)

A lady in Woodland, Washington hired a man and a woman, Dakoda and Elizabeth, to do some handy work around her house. They did some handy work all right. They found some rare coins, some as old as 200 years, put them in their grimy little hands and walked away with them.

And then the Dumbassery began.

Dakoda and Liz decided that they were hungry and went to a local pizzeria and had a pie paid for by, you guessed it, the rare coins! One of the coins the dickhead duo used to pay for the pizza turned out to be a Liberty quarter worth $18,500! That's eighteen and a half Large for the Criminal Element (and Yoopers) in the Dumbass Horde.

Our Dumbass Duet also decided to take in a movie paid for, right again, Numismatic Breath, with the kiped coins.

I see a pattern here. A Pattern of Dumbassery at Its Highest Level.

Too Stoopid to Know

I am under the impression that these two idjits either didn't know what they had or didn't care what they had because they were methed-up (a favorite pasttime in the Northwest) to realize it. If they were on meth at the time, they had to buy it from someone and they may have bought one of the most expensive 8 balls in Meth History. Think about it. Some dope dealer was paid with thousands of dollars of rare coinage for a couple of hundred dollars worth of speed. He's laughin' all the way to the bank on this one.

Anyway, he's in jail and the cops didn't hold Liz because, get this, she's nine months pregnant! The poor baby will be so proud some day to learn that his/her Mama is a felon and a...