Black and White Cookies! Black and White Cookies! Two colors but so many different kinds. Some horrible, some unbelievable. I will help guide you through this small small small aspect of your life.

Monday, February 12, 2007

KING RICHARD Black and White

BEHOLD. KING RICHARD DOTH APPROACHETH.

Noble Jordan the 1st, in misrememberance of his camera's batteries, must etch with weary hands the telltale story of King Richard the Cookie, of Mt. Vernon, New Yorketh. King Richard had cake of darkest brown, unusual for a cookie of his ilk!

"And what a gray day" proclaimed his servant, Lorelee, "I would weep!"

"A fool sees a gray day," smirked the King. "In my hearts eye, the day is Black and White!"

Rubbery texture, like biting toy of dog!Chocolate tastes good, but not very strong!The cake on it's own is filled with delightThe flavors on top are all too slight!

"I will not be bitten," yells King Richard, "by the cursed likes of thee!To toil and rule, under a golden red sky,Lambs at my feet, crown on my crown,No God bites without consequence,No man is bitten without rage!"

As final bites commence, shining angels descend.The King is King of the Underworld now,as his final words spelled out by falling treeshis ghost decrees,

"My cake was brownMy vanilla was hard.My chocolate was rubbery,My flesh has been marred.

Oh, the foul, sickly life of a man.He speaks and no one hears,He cries and children laugh,Under a fool's moon, and a howling sky,I am only too glad to die."