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Swine flu? Let’s call it bacon lung!

I like the name “swine flu.”

Why? Some think that pork meat harbors the flu. Sorry, doesn’t work that way.

But I like this misperception. If people stop buying pork, that means a glut of bacon, which means lower bacon prices, which means MORE BACON FOR AREN! Bacon breakfast, bacon sandwiches, bacon ice cream, bacon, bacon, bacon!