Doctor Who: The Hypersphere Principle

Headlines From Reno: January 11

Man flashes buttocks at IHOP after impersonating a police officer to get free food.

A Reno man allegedly posed as a police officer to get a free meal at IHOP early Friday morning and then flashed his buttocks at a server when the ruse didn’t work.

Gary ‘Sensei Rex’ Milton , 34, entered the IHOP around 1 a.m. Friday and told a server who asked if he had money, “No, but I am a cop, and I get food for free,” according to a police report obtained by the Nevada Sagebrush. ‘Sensei Rex’ then flashed an Reno Police Department insignia patch from his wallet. He was reportedly asked about having cash before ordering because the IHOP manager recognized him as not having money to pay for his meals.

When the server told him that police officers pay for their food and asked him to leave, Milton responded, “I’m not going anywhere until y’all feed me.”

He then threatened to beat up the IHOP server and shouted, “Hey buddy!” before dropping his pants and exposing his buttocks to the IHOP employee, according to witnesses.

‘Sensei Rex’ then allegedly caused a scene when police responded to arrest him, saying, “I’m a Green Beret! If I die, Obama dies!”

The Nevada Sagebrush reported Milton then bragged about knowing the Reno police chief and said his “retired brothers will help me out.”

The 34-year-old man is facing charges of impersonating a law enforcement officer, trespassing and disorderly conduct.