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TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES
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March 26, 2001
NOTE FROM ERIC:
With all the excitement of last night's
Academy Awards, you can forgive
the Hollywood stars for being a
little forgetful and klutzy.
The Top 9 Items Found by the Oscar Cleanup Crew
9. One bra, unclaimed by Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, or
Marlon Brando.
8. The hidden dragon.
7. Interdimensional porthole to the universe where Bjork is
normal.
6. The Oscar for Sound Editing, proving that even the winner of
the award doesn't care.
5. The innocence that Billy Elliot kid lost after seeing J-Lo's
dress.
4. A pumpkin, with a knife in it, and a note from Russell Crow
to Steve Martin simply reading: "You".
3. 1992 Best Supporting Actress Marisa Tomei.
2. A dull black obelisk from space -- no wait, that's just
Winona Ryder in her dress...
and the Number 1 Item Found by the Oscar Cleanup Crew...
1. Three hours and 34 minutes of your life.
[ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ]
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