But, alas, it seems that fame and showbiz attitudes are already tearing the family apart. Us Weekly reports that 6-year-old Shiloh was slated to appear in the film as well, "but she was bored and not in the mood during the day her part was supposed to happen," so they fired her ass.

In 2008, the kids' father Brad Pitt appeared in the Shiloh Jolie-Pitt star vehicle The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Starring Shiloh Jolie Pitt, in which Shiloh portrayed a baby for one second.

The magazine notes that Pax and Zahara will have smaller parts than Vivienne, though there are no small parts, only small actors being shooed into cobwebbed corners to make way for Favorite Child and Gifted Actress Vivienne Jolie-Pitt.

Ironically, the most challenging roles—those of "children who don't mind that no one asked them to be in a movie"—will be filled by the two children no one asked to be in the movie: Maddox and Knox.