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This dude just wanted to ride the bus, but went out on a limb and lied about his identity. It's literally like a sitcom episode where one lie snowballs into a web of bigger and bigger lies. Sounds stressful. While lying is usually the wrong thing to do, people do it all day every day. Sometimes the results work out way too well.

Andrew Sipowics had some pretty impressive news for Twitter when a kid left a note on his banged up car. When we were in 6th grade, all we were worried about was video games and being terrified of girls. Anyway, since the hit and run, the bus company paid for the damage and fired the driver.

Sometimes people fail to burn a spider and instead burn their house down. Sometimes people spectacularly fail to make their point. Sometimes people try to make a Flat Earth facebook page free of hilarious shit posts. Whatever the attempt, reality is bound to catch up.

This guy's the missing link to the It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia episode that hasn't happened yet. You know, the one centered on a sweet, summery bus driver with the best of manners that also happens to be inclined to fits of rage when the people don't pay to play? I'd watch that shit.