When you awake in the morning and your boner has breakin through the boxer sheild. Then your mom tells your little sister to get you up and she comes in and rips the covers off. She hits it with her doll and storms outta the room.

Man, i had the worst shito this moring, my sister walked in and wacked my fuckin cock with a doll. SO I HAD TO BITCH SLAP THAT HO!!!