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James Joyce

The finest churchings gave joys, James, the pulpy unculpable young Emperor o' the school - birds not fish, pens that is, given to the scene or zine, or combinulated. Soon switching words in the employ corrective of detectives and defective electives - chosen by collectives and subjected to invectives!
explosions of blue elephants cause the moon to explode with pink colored barbie dolls

-That Joyce fellow did not like quotation marks, said <insert name here>

Trivia

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