The measure of a man

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‘There’s a new app for measuring your penis. Yes, I know, but don’t shoot the messenger’

It was bound to happen sooner or later, so let’s just grasp the nettle and
deal with it. There’s a new app for measuring your penis. Yes, I know it’s a
terrible mental image, but don’t shoot the messenger. Anyway, you haven’t
heard the half of it yet. The app, which works for the iPhone, iPod Touch
and iPad, requires the male to hold the alert part in question “straight
against the inches or centimetres on the side of the screen”. Well. That’s
the entire female population silently vowing never to make a call from a
man’s iPhone again. Remember