Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Hungry Hungry Hippo

And that hungry, hungry hippo is ME. You may or may not know that I'm on the South Beach Diet. So you may or may not know that I am hungry. Like awe-inspiring, life-changing hungry. And, so help me, CALORIE-BURNING hungry. Because this Mrs. Fatty McFat look I'm sporting ain't working, you know what I'm saying? I'm ready to slim down, trim down, shape up, and ship out to my old jeans and skirts. Why? BECAUSE I'M TOO CHEAP TO BUY MORE CLOTHES. And really, that's what it all comes down to. I'm cheap-o. And if I lose weight, my wardrobe will double! AWESOME! What more could a girl want?? A mega-hot boyfriend and a super fun job with a fulfilling sense of purpose? Poppycock! All she REALLY wants is something cute to wear Saturday night.

2 comments:

do you ever post anymore?? and i bought you a present today.. so sometime in the near future you should be getting it along with your other present i bought you... life has been a little crazy lately so i haven't had a chance to mail it..but i promise it will be coming soon!!

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Hi. I'm Cora. I live in south Texas. I'm married to the hottest redhead around and we have the cutest child ever. He was born on April 3, 2009 and he is perfect in every way. See also: ADORABLE. I finished grad school in July 2009, but my big plans for that degree are to admire it on a shelf while I stay at home and raise my handsome little boy. I like reading and try to do it as much as possible, though I'll admit the internet steals a lot of my book joy. But reading blogs counts, right? I enjoy iPods, obese cats, Sharpies, Burt's Bee's products, and Johnny Cash. I've changed my name and those of my family and friends in order to protect the innocent, because I'm just that cool and so are secret identities.