3. I used to sneak into studios, circa '91, in a suit and pretend I was an executive while passing out résumés.

4. When I was a little boy, my older sisters told me if I didn't behave, the childservices woman would come take me away. And our babysitter dressed up as an old lady and came to the door to get me "as a joke."

5. I was a Deadhead in college.

6. On spring break in college, I did backflips into shark-infested waters. Yes, I was drunk and stupid.