Hello, my name is Patrick Stein. I enjoy stepping on bunnies whilst masturbating and listening to Oasis.

patrick

09-25-2002, 12:01 AM

tell me what to buy so i can be accepted on this message board.

Irrelevant

09-25-2002, 12:04 AM

fuck you.

tear stained glass

09-25-2002, 12:05 AM

WHY CAN"T THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE OF NETPHORIA BE NICE TO EACH OTHER?

ZERO

09-25-2002, 12:07 AM

Right cockdoodle.

And thanks for complementing my sense of style, hoebagdicktwatassmunchindicktrotter.

tear stained glass

09-25-2002, 12:12 AM

<font face="Times New Roman">:P

twice

09-25-2002, 12:18 AM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by killtheyouth:
ok omg so i was reading kierkegaard and muching on some gingersnatch erm i mean snaps and my roommate comes in and is all "lol you're eating snatch" and im like "ummmmmm". So we just stared at each other forever and then omg julio he was talking to me on IM today <3! and he asked "Suze can i skullfuck you, im lonely and have a strange eyebrow" and i'm all umm...i have to read 360 pages of history but i can't because i have to express my irrational hatred of mere caricatures of people on a interconnected information database known as a message board did you know theyre were calling me jewish and omg it made me so mad i cant beleive people on a message board would so "Fear and trembling" is kind of strange you know i really want to be an intellectual but um this reading thing is hard kthxbye.</font>

that was beautiful!

*applauds*

Lie

09-25-2002, 12:19 AM

You people are awful.

jenn

09-25-2002, 12:29 AM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by twice:
that was beautiful!

*applauds*</font>

*applauds as well*

oh my god like today my roomate walked in and she had moved over my shampoo to get to her bodywash in the shower is was soo disguisting ihate when people touch my stuff it has her germes on it now its gross i cant wash with it now and i was trying to study and i the phone rang and when it rang i had to get off my bed and WALK over to it ohmygod my life is fuckign terrible and i answered the phone and said "hello" and the other person was like "sorry wrong number" that fukcing asshole i should have told him how much of a fucking effort it was for me to get off my bed adn walk three fuckjing feet to the phone and how he was inturrupting my reading i'm only studing kill me i'm not doing anything wrong julio thinlks that i think that im better than him now i fucking hate him hear that julio i hate you you piece of shit i have to go and eat my mazoh now

oh my god like today my roomate walked in and she had moved over my shampoo to get to her bodywash in the shower is was soo disguisting ihate when people touch my stuff it has her germes on it now its gross i cant wash with it now and i was trying to study and i the phone rang and when it rang i had to get off my bed and WALK over to it ohmygod my life is fuckign terrible and i answered the phone and said "hello" and the other person was like "sorry wrong number" that fukcing asshole i should have told him how much of a fucking effort it was for me to get off my bed adn walk three fuckjing feet to the phone and how he was inturrupting my reading i'm only studing kill me i'm not doing anything wrong julio thinlks that i think that im better than him now i fucking hate him hear that julio i hate you you piece of shit i have to go and eat my mazoh now</font>

Is that supposed to be Suze? Oh, that's never been done before. Wow, the wit it took to come up with that.

Why are you so dumb?

twice

09-25-2002, 12:32 AM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
Is that supposed to be Suze? Oh, that's never been done before. Wow, the wit it took to come up with that.

Why are you so dumb?</font>

i give up. WHO?

jenn

09-25-2002, 12:34 AM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mayfuck:
Is that supposed to be Suze? Oh, that's never been done before. Wow, the wit it took to come up with that.

Why are you so dumb?</font>

you're the one with the inferiority complex. why don't you tell me how i'm a rich white person in private school again? hmm? suze is just an easy as fuck target. she's fun to hassle because she overreacts about everything. she's a nutcase. its funny. hah.

you're the one with the inferiority complex. why don't you tell me how i'm a rich white person in private school again? hmm? suze is just an easy as fuck target. she's fun to hassle because she overreacts about everything. she's a nutcase. its funny. hah.</font>

I wish I were easily amused.<font color=black size=1>

[This message has been edited by Mayfuck (edited 09-25-2002).]

scouse_dave

09-25-2002, 01:03 AM

So I was at this club the other night, high on cocaine and drunk out of my mind, and this hot stripper came on to me, but I declined. I get proper chilled out after 14 drinks. I threw down about 200.

I love my job. It beats all of your jobs, you whining manual workers.

a fistful of yen

09-25-2002, 01:08 AM

Yeah this Japanese Novel by Shigeaka Nagasaki is incredible. You really should all go out and get it. ******, why are you calling me by my old name? I publicly announced it before...?

Primal Scream
My Bloody Valentine
Some Gay 80's Shit

^those are all great bands, thumbs up

Failure is gay cos he lives in Burbank

LOL

a fistful of yen

09-25-2002, 01:13 AM

<font color=33FFFF>yeah, so i fucked my girlfriend and i came on the wall. i lathered myself in it and came here to type. oh wait, my g/f isn't real lol.

i was gonna show you this website with dead canadians that got ran over by a car but i forgot the URL

Mayfuck

09-25-2002, 01:17 AM

2OBVIOUS4U?

Oblivious

09-25-2002, 01:25 AM

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jet set willy

09-25-2002, 01:39 AM

AHHhhH!! Going on Netphoria with a rubber (that i fucked my 16 year old girlfriend with about an hour ago) still attatched to my shrivelled dick.

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Oblivious

09-25-2002, 01:44 AM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Graveflower:
You people really need to leave Suze the fuck alone. You're always rushing in to bash her and provoke her at every opportunity, and then wonder why she gets so upset. Fuck you, idiots.

and Kris, fuck you, you demented stalker fuck.</font>

is that supposed to be me?

Samsa

09-25-2002, 01:47 AM

wow. for someone as hated as me people sure do spend 100 times more effort into doing a bad impersonation of me than i spend being myself. interesting.

you're the one with the inferiority complex. why don't you tell me how i'm a rich white person in private school again? hmm? suze is just an easy as fuck target. she's fun to hassle because she overreacts about everything. she's a nutcase. its funny. hah.</font>

I overreact to everything? you suddenly hate me because i got irritated with some lame piece of advice you gave me once. seriously.

you people accuse me of caring so much about this place, yet i care so little i make no effort whatsoever to make sense or come off as likeable. and you guys are the ones who capitalize and check for grammatical errors and reply to 'netphorian impersonation threads' just to have a laugh at my expense.

and i'm the one who cares too much?

twice

09-25-2002, 01:51 AM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Samsa:
I overreact to everything? you suddenly hate me because i got irritated with some lame piece of advice you gave me once. seriously.

you people accuse me of caring so much about this place, yet i care so little i make no effort whatsoever to make sense or come off as likeable. and you guys are the ones who capitalize and check for grammatical errors and reply to 'netphorian impersonation threads' just to have a laugh at my expense.

and i'm the one who cares too much?</font>

um...wouldn't posting that you don't care
just show us that you do?

Samsa

09-25-2002, 01:53 AM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by twice:
um...wouldn't posting that you don't care
just show us that you do?</font>

i'm not posting that i don't care. it was an observation about their hypocrisy.

THANKS WATCHDOG!

Samsa

09-25-2002, 01:54 AM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Samsa:
i'm not posting that i don't care. it was an observation about their hypocrisy.

THANKS WATCHDOG!</font>

or maybe i'm even posting because i feel depressed as shit and am doing whatever i can to keep from getting out of bed and taking a shower.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by a fistful of yen:
<font color=33FFFF>yeah, so i fucked my girlfriend and i came on the wall. i lathered myself in it and came here to type. oh wait, my g/f isn't real lol.

i was gonna show you this website with dead canadians that got ran over by a car but i forgot the URL</font>

<font color=33FFFF> god, I knew I was going to be mentioned in this thread before I even clicked it

strange_one

09-25-2002, 09:13 AM

<font color=33FFFF> oh and I agree, whoever it was that picked on suze - that was a little harsh

Smiley33

09-25-2002, 09:55 AM

Hi Daisy, will you be my friend? I want to take you to a dark alley and stick my throbbing cock in you while looking at preteen porn. Then we can go to an ice cream shop and I can rape you and I'll even get you some ice cream. Then I'll show you my collection of girl's underwear that I stole from their bedrooms because I'm waayyy to shy to ask for it in person http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif Then after that I'll untie you!
...Daisy? Where did you go? Hey! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif I'm sorry I was just joking around! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif lol see? I'm really not a pervert http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif Well yes I am. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif Daisy, come back! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

Samsa

09-25-2002, 10:40 AM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Smiley33:
Hi Daisy, will you be my friend? I want to take you to a dark alley and stick my throbbing cock in you while looking at preteen porn. Then we can go to an ice cream shop and I can rape you and I'll even get you some ice cream. Then I'll show you my collection of girl's underwear that I stole from their bedrooms because I'm waayyy to shy to ask for it in person http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif Then after that I'll untie you!
...Daisy? Where did you go? Hey! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif I'm sorry I was just joking around! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif lol see? I'm really not a pervert http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif Well yes I am. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif Daisy, come back! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif</font>

*shudder*

Affect

09-25-2002, 12:14 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by scouse_dave:
So I was at this club the other night, high on cocaine and drunk out of my mind, and this hot stripper came on to me, but I declined. I get proper chilled out after 14 drinks. I threw down about 200.

I love my job. It beats all of your jobs, you whining manual workers.</font>Ha!

now THAT was something. haha. i sparked a hostile reaction out of some random fat ass, and i didnt even post anything here! phew! thats a good one.

FuzzyLogic

09-25-2002, 08:56 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Apart:
now THAT was something. haha. i sparked a hostile reaction out of some random fat ass, and i didnt even post anything here! phew! thats a good one.</font>

[This message has been edited by FuzzyLogic (edited 09-25-2002).]</font>

you had to edit that? my god, you complete idiot! haha.

oh, i mean.."dumb cunt. lol"

FuzzyLogic

09-25-2002, 11:50 PM

i edited it cause it said alot more that was unnessesary to make my point.

dumb cunt.

Ghetto_Squirrel

09-26-2002, 04:32 PM

You people are mean! I'm going to go cry about it. And when I'm done crying, I'm going to make a flyer telling you how mean you are. Then when you manipulate my flyer to ******* my photo and the word "f4gg0+" I'm going to cry about it some more.

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Amazing Disgrace:
My dad is the best trucker in the San Fernando Valley! He once poked a man's eye out with a fork for making fun of me and my mom!

(if anyone gets this one, they win a prize!)

</font>

Avian Chaos or Czarina. Or Warsaw.

kypper

09-27-2002, 03:34 PM

Fuck you, Meow.
You're an immature waste of netphoria's time.

Btw, I found out some new news about my missing testicle http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

Tessellation

09-27-2002, 10:37 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by scouse_dave:
So I was at this club the other night, high on cocaine and drunk out of my mind, and this hot stripper came on to me, but I declined. I get proper chilled out after 14 drinks. I threw down about 200.

I love my job. It beats all of your jobs, you whining manual workers.</font>

Affect!

Crippler

09-27-2002, 10:39 PM

<font color="aquamarine">Crippler will NEVER get head. EVER.

Tessellation

09-27-2002, 10:41 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by a fistful of yen:
Yeah this Japanese Novel by Shigeaka Nagasaki is incredible. You really should all go out and get it. ******, why are you calling me by my old name? I publicly announced it before...?

no one here would get that http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

mpp

09-28-2002, 02:39 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by killtheyouth:
ok omg so i was reading kierkegaard and muching on some gingersnatch erm i mean snaps and my roommate comes in and is all "lol you're eating snatch" and im like "ummmmmm". So we just stared at each other forever and then omg julio he was talking to me on IM today <3! and he asked "Suze can i skullfuck you, im lonely and have a strange eyebrow" and i'm all umm...i have to read 360 pages of history but i can't because i have to express my irrational hatred of mere caricatures of people on a interconnected information database known as a message board did you know theyre were calling me jewish and omg it made me so mad i cant beleive people on a message board would so "Fear and trembling" is kind of strange you know i really want to be an intellectual but um this reading thing is hard kthxbye.</font>

gold, jerry.

that's gold.

Smiley33

09-28-2002, 02:41 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by mpp:

gold, jerry.

that's gold.</font>

skippy

09-28-2002, 03:37 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros:
Hey guys, did you check out the new screen shots for Mario Sunshine? It's all cartoony and faggotty! It's gonna be AWESOME!</font>

I was waiting someone to do me in all my Nintendo lovin' glory. I'm just glad it was Gigantor, King of the Assholes who did the honor.

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Tessellation

09-28-2002, 04:16 PM

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros:
I dropped acid for the first time tonight and all i can say is WOW!!! I put on some trance and just spaced out.