Sources are reporting that before he lost what sense he had to the white magic up his nose his allergy medicine, Charlie Sheen planned a date for him and his ex-wife in New York City.

More accurately, he invited her to join him and a group of friends for dinner…a group of prostitute friends!

Yes, as we hear it, hours before Charlie did a number on his Plaza hotel room, he was out having dinner with his escort and group of cohorts at Daniel on the upper east side. Witnesses saw Charlie acting "rowdy" and "frisky" as soon as they had arrive, almost like he had already been drinking. At one point, one of the eyewitnesses saw Charlie and his hooker go to the bathroom, together! As they put it, "You don't have to be an investigator to know what was going on in that bathroom."

Unfortunately for her, Denise Richards did show up at the restaurant for a bit, but soon regretted it. Witnesses say that she stayed for a bit, but then "looked like she had enough" of Charlie's shenanigans and left to go back to the hotel.

The rest is history, tacked onto years of similar antics without consequences.