Thanos’ plan in Avengers: Infinity War hinges on a perverse bit of logic. The universe is overcrowded and there’s not enough resources to go around, he claims, so the way to fix it is to kill half of all the life in it. Totally random, and therefore totally fair. And then, incredibly, he actually succeeds. Thanos gets the Infinity Stones, snaps his fingers, and wipes out half of everything in the blink of an eye.

It’s a chilling ending for a movie, and it leaves you wondering ... would I have been among the half to survive Thanos’ wrath? Or would I be chilling with Black Panther and Spider-Man in the afterlife?

Now you can know the answer, thanks to the website DidThanosKill.Me. Go there and you will see one of two messages. One says you were spared, the other says you better hope that Avengers 4 reverses the events of Infinity War.

It’s a very clever idea. And now I must discover my fate. Let’s find out... [holds breath]

Yes! In your face, suckers! Eat it, Thanos! I am immortal!

This is fun. So much fun I’m definitely not going to have my wife and children click the link because I do not want to know the answer.