Hawaii showed absolutely no interest in contrib uting to Hondo’s deficit-reduction program, losing last night in San Jose to boost the dirty digits to 2,825 cannons.

Today, Mr. Aitch will take a turn for the exotic with a 20-unit five-team parlay consisting of Penn State, Baylor LSU, Washington and Stanford. Go get ’em, kids!

-$

Former Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm has joined Keith “Gasbag” Olbermann, aka Uberdork, at Al Gore’s obscure Current TV, exercising her un alienable right to life, liberty and the pursuit of irrel evance … Thankfully, Uberdork’s pursuit is just about finished — his nightly ratings at last count were a whopping 142,000.