JMShearer:[voiceover] "Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap Accelerator... and vanished. He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own..." [/voiceover]

jackrouters:Michael Nelson releases 'Rifftrax', and there was much rejoicing.

cajunmagic:I had my first look at Stephanie...and there was much rejoicing.

Zee:...and Tjardus Greidanus still hasn't directed another movie.

GodoHell:...Mama Dwarf's uterus fell out after giving birth to Doc.

YibbleGuy:"BEHOLD THE BRATWURST OF DOOM!"

Zee:"Is that supposed to come off when I stroke it!?!?!?"

Christmas DITty:"Oh Priapus!"

GodoHell:He just noticed the name "Abner Louima" is engraved on it.

TheDiva:"Well, you were a bitch to my parents..."

gleeb:"Who cares? They're dead."

LadyLoxley:"99...100...ready or not,here I come!"

Cyberbeast:Worst. Peeping Tom. Ever.

GodoHell:*Frasier exits to balcony*

*Glen pops him one*

TheDiva:"Dammit, which one is Fay Wray in?"

zephyr:Giant + cocaine = expensive habit

YibbleGuy:Every year on the anniversary of its release, Barry Newman must seek out an innocent child, fall to his knees, and beg forgiveness for his performance in the original version of Vanishing Point.

TheCarolingDiva:Meanwhile, in someone's bedro--ah, I mean dressing room, definitely a dressing room backstage and not part of a private residence in any way...

tinaw:Was her mind ever pretty, I wonder?

CajunFriedTofurkey: *hiss*

Indomitus:"...and I was the secretary for Blue Moon Detective Agency for a long time. Dave and Maddie were such a hoot."

NurseNoir:"But I AM smiling!"

Indomitus:"So... This is your first cornholing, then?"

Cyberbeast:Framed for a crime that he most likely committed anyway, Zap Rowsdower disappeared into the Alberta underground where he works as a soldier of fortune with his plucky sidekick, Troy 'Rat Boy' McGreggor. If you've got a problem, and no one else can help you, and you have enough beer, maybe you can hire.....

The 'Eh' Team!

GodoHell:Y'know, sometimes I think they go to far....like riffing on Shadowfax in a snowstorm. Not cool.

NurseNoir:Dean Stockwell is lookin' great!

CajunFriedTofurkey:Looks like someone slapped a wig on Elisha Cook, Jr.