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233762FireBreathingMarmot: From tan lines and leg development, I'm a guess cycling sprinters. Or if they are famous right now probably speed skaters who cycle in the summer for cross-training. I would not want to race either in a velodrome, even if cycling is just their hobby.

Skaalar: And you still wont shut up about it.VeeKay: I shot to wound instead of kill. Guy got away.Yurishiro:@Yurishiro I can't stop laughing helpYurishiro:@Matricii hahahahaXLY: was kind of late once and i kind of regret itAmy Housewine: We're all cynical of course, but if the people around you are also kind then you get back more than you give.Matricii:@Yurishiro *Benny Hill music intensifies*Yurishiro:@Matricii oh you!Matricii:@Yurishiro Perhaps... but it was MY tumor.Yurishiro:@Matricii maybe that kidney would have grown a tumorMatricii: I was kind once... Girlfriend stole my identity and attempted to steal my kidney...

wolfpupy: i agree with this @Peter PantslessTeechur:@Science I'm here all week. Try the veal. Tip your waiters!Science:@Teechur: *RIMSHOT*Teechur: We took our dog to obedience school. What I hated most was eating her homework.Matricii: A certificate doesn't impress me Billy... Come back when you have your Bachelor's degree.Side Boob: "Who's the BEST little graduate? You are!"Peter Pantsless: Having graduated from obedience school, Terrence now has legal documentation that says he is a good boy

Mr Bleak:@Dr Awkward Punk Rook Royalty.LurkedMoar: Holy Rook Band, featuring the King and Queen VeeKay: 'Today's weirdo item'.Zukero: As usual, the bass player is a fool. Teechur: We're Grandmaster! We'd like to open our show with our latest hit, "Knight's Gambit!"Amy Housewine: This is not how I envisioned the artists of Chess Records.VoR: Shame that we need to sacrifice the crowdDr Awkward: Punk Rock Royalty.Peter Pantsless: Drummer should have been a knight. This image makes it look like they're all wearing gloves shaped like the drummer's head

BavidDowie: This bird is not dead! It has NOT ceased to be!! necronomicon: Did you speak the exact words? Look, maybe I didn't say every tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah.Matricii: ... and lo I shall raise an army of my dead brethren and we shall cover your entire house in poop for not giving me the seeds I requested! ThoughtlessGentleman: it is not heresy!!! i shall not recant!! grizzly: "Fuck. This book is terrible!"

copunter: spray? no chew! only spray!Mad Collager: Truth in advertising. After all it says it's no chew deterrent.trelyate: you forgot to spray the bottle!Teechur: You didn't do this, did you? No, notchew! You're a good boy, yes you are! Let's go blame the iguana.Matricii:@ignatz I think that says OUI!, as in "Yes" in French...ignatz: OUT! doesn't sound like a very caring petcare brand..Peter Pantsless: "Deterred my pet's not-chewing. 10/10 would buy again."

Mad Collager:@Off Topic Or the fact that it's not only not octagonal, but looks like a giant lollypop?Teechur:@Matricii Yes, and we will also ignore the expressions on the seats in the car.Matricii:@Teechur Are we going to ignore that they're pointing to the guy in the middle calling him a motorbike?Teechur:@Matricii The motorists are patiently waiting for the pedestrian to finish moonwalking across the street.Matricii: So they're all not paying attention on their phone, but you only shame the pedestrian? Doesn't seem fair.Side Boob: All three are self-absorbedVoR: Bikes pretty much self balance anyway. That's how they work.itskando:@Off Topic the cars drive themselves. The pedestrians on the other hand are not automatedOff Topic: So no one wants to point out the sideways stop sign?Mr. Butt: Self-selfing self.Mr. Shine: *Self-posting comment*Peach: Self-writing webcomic

UltraBeverly: Don't worry, one is adopted.Felicity: Donald Pleasence and Tim Robbins, reincarnated as babiesTeechur: "Did you wait until she opened your diaper before you tinkled?" "gaahgoooo" "Coooool"Matricii: Is no one going to point out that it looks like the baby only has 3 toes on it's right foot?Mr. Butt: R FAMILY RUL / REA / AY YO / BE P / MAKE ME / FO / COUNT / Bignatz: 50% cute, 50% mishciefMr. Shine: Oh, you!Peter Pantsless: Partners in crime

Teechur: Good idea to remove the cat's teeth before jamming worming pills down its gullet.Matricii: I actually feel sorry for the kitty... any violence it will inflict on it's owner at this point is justified.Sandor: Sour pussRobespierre: In a few minutes I'll be calling the big one Bitey.

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