He said, She said:
*As always feel free to switch the first two questions around*
Q1: What did Shinji say to Asuka, when he saw her in her new outfit?
Q2: What did Asuka say to Shinji, when he saw her in her new outfit?
Q3: What happens next?

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/115/ ... 612ee1.jpgA1. He saw this and is jealous of Anemone and Dominic and can't figure out why him and Eureka can't get it off easy like that. Or something.
A2. Whoever makes fun of him first. Which, sadly, the unfortunate soul would be Talho when she's drunk and doesn't remember what happpens. Sadly enough, Holland got drunk the same day with Talho and doesn't remember what happened, and Renton, instead of telling the truth runs away with Eureka. So in the end, Talho blames Holland, Gekko-go is disbanded, Renton and Eureka joins Dominic and Amenone and takes over the world, and then Renton wakes up with a pitched tent, for some reason.
Q. What would cause Raine Loire to flip the bird, who is she flipping to, and why?

A: She's flipping Squall the bird because he spent more time in the spotlight then Laguna.

Q: Who convinced Haruhi to pose for this picture, and why did she agree?

I am the bone of my swordSteel is my body and fire is my bloodI have created over a thousand bladesUnknown to DeathNor known to LifeHave withstood pain to create many weaponsYet, those hands will never hold anythingSo as I pray, unlimited blade works.

A:
Scenario 1: Haruhi is wearing a new dress, that she had bought for Asahin. Unfortunately it was a little too small for Asahina. So, Haruhi decided to wear it herself.
Scenario 2: Kyon's birthday was coming up and she decided that this would be a nice birthday present and "thank you" gift. She might have a little more in store for him on his birthday. Scenario 3: Scenario 1 + Scenario 2
Scenario 4: Asahina finally stood up for herself.
Scenario 5: She is waiting on Kyon, to tell him how she feels, and Koizumi was taking pictures for his private collection.
Scenario 6: Who said she was taking a picture?

Q1: Why does Asahina put up with this?
Q2: What is Haruhi really getting out of this?

A1: Simply put, Haruhi is God, one does not argue with God.
A2: Do we really have to go into the whole Lesbian sex thing?

Q1: Who instigated this scene
Q2: What exactly is happening here
Q3: How the hell is Akira standing up to Superman

I am the bone of my swordSteel is my body and fire is my bloodI have created over a thousand bladesUnknown to DeathNor known to LifeHave withstood pain to create many weaponsYet, those hands will never hold anythingSo as I pray, unlimited blade works.

A1: She just found out that she's the new wielder of the Witchblade.
A2: She's thinking some lewd thoughts about cutting up things.
A3: She's going to go and kill her ex-boyfriend by cutting him up into tiny little pieces.

A: Osaka's feeding Chiyo with the takoyaki that they're advertising. Unfortunately, people in Osaka and Chiyo's school have a penguin fetish and instead of going to the store, they're just sitting there watching the two. But Chiyo doesn't care because she gets to eat and Osaka doesn't care because... she lacks normal common sense? XD