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Wednesday, February 3, 2016

The World's Narrowest Football Field (FF)

The four of us decided to stop in
the little town by the river for lunch, and we asked the waiter if there were
any tourist attractions to check out.

“We’re
proud to be the home of the World's Narrowest Football Field,” he said, and he
tossed us a football and we went to take a look.

What a
bizarre field! It was laid out wholly on lily pads with bushes for sidelines
and goalposts. We struggled to stay in-bounds, got soaked, and had a fun
time.

"Why
are you guys so drenched?" asked the waiter as we returned.

“We’ve just come from the World’s
Narrowest Football Field,” I answered.

"The
World's Narrowest Football Field is by the high school. You've just come
from the World's Narrowest Poison Ivy Patch!"

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I only hope I didn't play too badly in the above game on the World’s Narrowest Football Field since it may be some time before I ever play again. I've heard of someone being a break-out star, but this is ridiculous.

Oh well, I might as well pass the ball to the other Friday Fictioneers, and you can check out how well they've played the game regarding the picture prompt above by clicking here.

"Touchdown!" No, I'm not talking about the kind you score in a football game. It's me scratching the nether parts of my body which are just itching the hell out of me!

Hilarious, Perry. If you guys had stuck around you could have been an added attraction for the Chamber of Commerce to point out. You could always fill a tub with Calamine lotion and climb in. Well done--I don't mean playing ball in poison ivy. :D --- Suzanne

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Perry Block has lived a life of which most others can only dream. Although we don't know who these "most others" might be, it's clear their dreams have to be about as exciting as being President of the Justin Bieber Fan Club at the Abe Vigoda Memorial Home for Very, Very Old Jews.
In his one action-packed lifetime, Perry has been a rugged, briny sea-faring guy; a hunky dude given to slamming his right fist into his left palm while exclaiming "caution be damned, innocent lives are at stake!"(although frankly he has always missed his left palm); and a world class professional yodeler known for a killer "YO-DEL" but a generally undistinguished "LAY-HE-HOO!" He has succeeded in virtually every sphere of human endeavor, but failed miserably in the rectangular and triangular ones.
In his private life, Perry spends most of his time fantasizing he has a private life. He is the proud father of Brian Block, age 29, and Brandon Block, who's 23. He regrets not having more children so he could have alliterated their names as well.
As he reaches those golden Nouveau Old years, Perry says that he has no regrets. How could he? He's forgotten them all.

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