#9 – This Guy

#8 and #7 – These Guys

They officiate on the same crew and also appear together in the fantasies of every NFL fan in the country. Sure, they don't know the rules – that's because there are no rules of the heart.

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#6 – This Guy

Clean-cut. Shy. He's the sexy replacement ref next door.

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#5 – The Scrawny One

Damn. Look at how skinny you are. Are you a model or something? Oh, don't be modest. You're a model. We've always wanted to get with a model. Take off your 24-inch waist pants and let's do this.

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#4 – The Lady Ref

Oh, yeah. Say "neutral zone infraction" again. It turns us on. So hot. We would give anything to be your whistle and get to touch those scab lips all day.

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#3 – The Saints Fan Ref

Not only are you hot, your dedication to your favorite team shows you are loyal. You are the perfect catch … outside of the fact that you probably don't know the rules for what constitutes a catch, of course.

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#2 – This Guy

Look at you all clueless. The hottest ones are always the dumbest.

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#1 – This Guy

Holding, huh? You probably meant something else because you don't know what you're doing, but we digress. The point is this: We want to hold you all night long.