SonofV and I went to Sakura-Con recently and I spent a lot of time in the AMV Theater. This was one of the best I watched, and the song's been stuck in my head ever since. I have not played Portal (so no spoilers, *please*), but I do know a little about the storyline. And I've heard the original song (which I find catchier, but this one had lyrics that I could understand for the first time, the captions helped). The marriage of the story of L and Light in Death Note along with the words from the song is a HUGE SUCCESS! I'm being so sincere right now.

Diiieee diss Illusion,
Mmm yeah I love it when my lips are on her,
There's a spark in our relationship I plant a kiss upon her,
I fuck around too much and there's a risk that I'm a goner,
So I've got her on hand like a badge of honour,
The downside is she's never there when I'm lacking dollar,
So I've got to try and go through a day without acting bothered,
In the hope she'd leave me alone because I'm better off her,
But I see that butt and I just accept the offer,

So many people say why are you with her,
And I'm like; she's a damn good kisser,
She feeds my addiction,
She leaks something different,
The smoke from our last meeting has risen,
Keep her away from all of the other boys,
Cause you know she's every single cutters choice,
Always there when the cold nights are lurking,
Gotta keep hold of my Golden virgin,

[Chorus:]
I think she's good for me,
That's why I wouldn't leave,
She helps me get down even when I shouldn't be,
She's there when I'm in need,
But she isn't cheap,
The last time I saw her,
Broski, I couldn't breathe,
But they say she's bad for me,
But they say she's bad for me,
I don't think she's bad for me,
But it's a bit of a diss illusion

She's got a mate called Benson,
But he's a bit of a waste guy,
Always chats about silver and gold,
But I don't recon he's sway (right?)
Plus his mate like's to come out at break time,
Try's to act bad but I've smoked him like 8 times!,
And if I take it the wrong places then I face the fine,
If I don't take in what she say's it's a waste of time,
In fact she doesn't lie,
She tells me that she's bad for me,
Even when I patch things up I don't feel that I have to leave,

I said I had to leave; I had to get away,
Cause funny when I'm not around I've seen better days,
Sometimes I demonstrate how to set it straight,
I filter out the bullshit and keep her locked in case,
But when I'm chilling she's always in my mind,
I do have doubts but the doubts are just glassed in side,
I should respond in time and then I found out,
The last boy she kissed coughed and died,

[Chorus:]
I think she's good for me,
That's why I wouldn't leave,
She helps me get down even when I shouldn't be,
She's there when I'm in need,
But she isn't cheap,
The last time I saw her,
Broski, I couldn't breathe,
But they say she's bad for me,
But they say she's bad for me,
I don't think she's bad for me,
But it's a bit of a diss illusion

M-I-S-S-C-I-G-A-R-E-T-T-E leave me be,
M-I-S-S-C-I-G-A-R-E-T-T-E leave me be,
Can you please leave my facility,
Can you please leave my facility,
Actually wait nah I'll have another kiss,
Oh shit I'm in love with this chick what this it's,
Straight robbery,
She's always there when I'm by myself and I can't remain solitary,
Babe honestly,
It appears that your bad for my health and a quick way to poverty,
You went from my pal to my lover,
Now I see you outside with thousands of others,
But you're on my mind right now,
So serious I'm down from another little fling,
Gotta confess this,

[Chorus:]
I think she's good for me,
That's why I wouldn't leave,
She helps me get down even when I shouldn't be,
She's there when I'm in need,
But she isn't cheap,
The last time I saw her,
Mostly I couldn't breathe,
But they say she's bad for me,
But they say she's bad for me,
I don't think she's bad for me,
But it's a bit of a miss illusion

There's a tv commercial that's playing around here a lot lately that uses Bobby Darin's 'Somewhere, Beyond The Sea', and I canNOT get it out of my head.

This ain't the commercial, just the song.

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Europe: The Final Countdown.
I always call the hour before I finish work "the final countdown", have done for years without ever hearing the song of the same name in my head.
Even though I saw the band perform at a festival - way down on the list - while I was still sober and not sunburnt...

But Alex at work accused me of putting the song in her head, and then it became my own personal earworm. Serves me right.

It gets worse.
When I was at school, I'm your Venus by Bananarama was in the charts.
A very Bad Boy called Stewart (who talked to me because he fancied my sister) used to sing "I'm your penis" instead, which I found really shocking.
So when Europe sing "We're heading for Venus" I'm singing in my head "I'm heading for penis"... and I'm not even.

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Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

When I worked at a Sonic Drive-In, one of my cow orkers would sing along to the radio whenever Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love", only he would sing "...might as well face what your dick did to love".

I heard him in the men's room once singing along to "King of Pain" by The Police, only he sang "there's a little black spot on the bathroom floor, it's the same old spot that was there before".

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Due to whoever posted those Viking Kittehs (damn you), I've had Iron Maiden's song 'Powerslave' in my haid.

I hear the intro from Led Zep's 'Immigrant Song', and then it speeds up and morphs into the intro from 'Powerslave'.

And, no, blasting it through my home stereo using everyone of those thousand watts did not get it out. It felt good though. Just ask the neighbors.

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