OMAHA, Neb. – Okay. I’m not really in Omaha. But after watching the Broncos beat the Chargers in the NFL playoffs on Sunday, doesn’t it suddenly feel like we’re all in Omaha?

We owe that to Peyton Manning. He must have yelled “OMAHA!” at least 100 times (and if somebody has a better count, please share) during the game. He might be yelling it to tell his teammates that he's about to snap the ball. He might be yelling it to confuse the defense. He might have a vacation planned. Let everyone else go to Disney after winning the Super Bowl.

Peyton: “I’m going to Omaha!”

But first, of course, he has to win the Super Bowl, and the Super Bowl is in New Jersey. So in honor of that, we offer the Broncos quarterback a few site-specific choices for his city-loving audibles should Denver get to the big game.

1. HO-HO-KUS! Oh, this is a good one. Not only is this in the same county as MetLife Stadium, but imagine the confusion behind center. Maybe the snap count is on the second “HO.” Maybe he can add a few. “HO! HO-HO-HO! HO-HO-KUS!” I jumped offsides typing that.

2. MOONACHIE! The late New York mayor Ed Koch made Moonachie famous when he insisted the Giants have their tickertape parade there. Peyton can bring alive again on Feb. 2. It has the right cadence, after all.

3. MAHWAH! Yell this loudly enough times, and the opposing defense will just assume he has lost his mind. Really. Try it at home. I just did, and the dog got up and left the room.

4. BUTTZVILLE! Actually, scratch this one. It may have been what Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez yelled before running into Brandon Moore against the Patriots last season.

5. HI-NELLA! I had never even heard of this Camden County town until doing the research (cough, cough) for this post, but it sounds like something you’d yell in a football game. If Manning doesn’t like this or any of the other suggestions, he has 561 other towns from which to choose.