I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.I am the egg man, they are the egg men.I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister City Policeman sittingPretty little policemen in a row.See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.I'm crying, I'm crying.I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.If the sun don't come, you get a tanFrom standing in the English rain.I am the egg man, they are the egg men.I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Expert text pert choking smokers,Don't you think the joker laughs at you?See how they smile like pigs in a sty,See how they snide.I'm crying.