What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? Run like crazy….he’s got a hand grenade in his mouth How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke […]

…*Sarder changed all of his passwords to ‘INCORRECT’ . . . So that whenever he forgots the passwords the computer will automatically remaid ur passwords is ‘INCORRECT’ kn kehta hai sardar bewaquf hoty hai…23*

Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old. Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information? Accountant: I was here 20 days ago… The guide told me that the painting was 500 years old.

Once sardar wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell methe time difference between Patna and Las Begas…". . The man at the other end replies "One second sir…" and sardar immediately replies "thank you"and puts the phone down…

Mr.Inside went outside to see Mr.Outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside, but outside sitting inside called inside inside. When inside came inside outside went outside 2 see inside then outside called inside outside but inside from inside called outside. Now where is ur brain? Inside OR Outside?

“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?” “Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”

A doctor returns 2 his clinic aftr a day off n asks his assistant Sardar abt the patients Sardar: The 1st had a headache I gav him Analgin Dr: Bravo Sardar: The 2nd had running nose n I gave him Coldarin Dr: Bravo, bravo Sardar: a woman came &amp; she took off all her clothes […]