a laura is a being, typically female, with an overall good personality
-lauras generally listen to good music and lack their own form of transportation
-one major flaw some lauras possess is their failure to watch donnie darko as often as they should
-although lauras have some faults, they are typically above average intelligence and liked by most

-sex on a stick
-at times quiet
-doesn't talk to people she thinks aren't worth her time
-loves photography
-one of the most BEAUTIFUL girls you will ever meet!
-friendly
-classy
-gentle
-elegant
-the most intelligent person ever!
-artistic
-great taste in music
-fucking great! the end.

To rant; to type noisily in a bombastic or turgid fashion with an eager, fixed attention on casting aspersion on a good name or reputation; to blacken.

John rushes to this website to Laura about Laura because he is relatively "small", diminutive, having only selfish, petty interests or narrow sympathies. He hides behind the guise of silly pseudonyms, as do the others who have followed and will follow in his cyber footsteps, and they, too, are just as shabby.

These 'small' ones wear hard hearts and are destitute of courage, character, or the backbone to simply Laura about Laura to Laura. Sadly, most will continue to color with black crayons, but given a Laura's magnanimous heart, I think you'd be surprised what might happen to yours should you give up your Laura in the shadows.

Laura is the pimpshit in every way. When someone meets a Laura they will never be able to forget her. She is truly unique in every way. She has an amazing personality and the looks to match it. Laura's are extremely intelligent. Straight up wiz kids. She is one of the hottest chicks ever to be seen. When she walks in the room, the wall clocks stop, everyone's jaw drops, and time literally stands still.