215. Jury results:

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Bwhahahahahahahaha! Seriously, the lamest alert I have ever seen. Alerter, you need to stay off of the internet. It isn't for you.
Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: No explanation given
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: This is nowhere close to being alert-worthy.
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: I don't think:
1.) It was meant to be rude.
2.) An OP deserves any special consideration in the thread they started.
3.) Their previous comment was addressed to or was meant to reference BainsBane; I think it was addressed to Pelican. I think it was a slightly-unnice comment directed @ Pelican.
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: FFS, alerter, is this your first time using an internet discussion forum? Step away from the alert button...
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: In what fucking universe is this worthy of an alert?
I think Skinner needs to add a regulation that serial alerters will be TOS'd. The alerter here deserves it!