‘xXx: Return Of Xander Cage’ gets an insane new trailer

As we’ve covered several times, I am a devoted member of the Church of Vin Diesel. Back in July, Diesel shared a teaser for his return to the xXx franchise for its third film, xXx: Return Of Xander Cage. Now we have a longer trailer for the film, and action enthusiasts everywhere are going to want to take a look at this.

Not that it will probably matter all that much, but we know the plot now. A group of bad guys have gained access to every single military satellite, which is obviously bad news. The only man capable of stopping this high-power group is Xander Cage, brought out of retirement. What follows is a whole bunch of ass-kicking and terribly amazing one liners. There’s also a “getting the crew together” vibe, as we see Cage recruit a team that’s just as intense as he is. There are explosions, grenades, and riding motorcycles on top of the ocean, because why not?

Brace yourself, and then watch the trailer for xXx: Return Of Xander Cage at the end of the post. The film hits theaters on January 20, 2017 and also stars Donnie Yen, Ruby Rose, and Samuel L. Jackson.

Gabriel is a proud Michigan resident and a lover of all forms of media. When he’s not writing, he’s probably trying to catch up on the latest video games and books. Follow him on Twitter for pop culture opinions and a lot of yelling about sports.

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