Miley Cyrus kisses girls now. Of course.

Miley Cyrus performed on Britain’s Got Talent last night where she apparently kissed a female dancer because that’s the next chapter in the Britney playbook after “Camel Toes! The Reliable Friend.” Frankly I’m amazed the Cyruses can still read the damn thing. I just assumed it’d have cold cuts and mayo between the pages that survived the bite marks.

Miley, oh, Miley. The spectacular air around you never seens to disperse! You glow, dazzling like diamond dust. Reaching within, taking a look at your inner sexuality… it is just all part of what makes you “You.” It is beautiful to see two lovers dancing, singing, kissing… together, as one, on the stage. I wish you the best of luck with your female companion. True love really is a beautiful thing.

So typical for American girls to stoop so low. You lot are a classless, dumb, arrogant, fat, ugly, attention-seeking bunch. Nobody in the world likes you. Your own men seek out us foreign women. White men love Asian women, and we love to steal them from you. you know why… because we can. We possess the qualities that all men want: classy, intelligent, elegant, sophisticated, modest, innocent, kind, and attractive. You dumb American girls can only get the pathetic blacks, mexicans, and ugly whites. We get the desirably good-looking white and Asian men. So keep being trashy and keep sending all of those men our way haha. You are the lowest of the low, and that is all you can get. You think you are a catch because stupid blacks, mexicans, and ugly white guys want you…? Ha!! those losers will get with a hole in the wall. It takes skill to get the attractive, successful, and meaningful whites and Asians in this world. Skill that we have. So presume opening your slutty legs to all of the dregs of the world, you are only validating the image that American girls are willing to bend over for anybody.

American women are considered trash all over the world. They are fat, loud, ignorant, and pimply from all the bad food they are always shoving in their mouths when they are talking. And even when they eat they can’t shut their fat mouths. I hear they talk when they have a penis in their mouths as well.
So thank you American women. You know, for sending your men out way!
(I am from Europe by the way.)

Sooo true. American women suck a lot of dick. They are such whores. What’s even more sad is that they are always sucking blacks off. We would never stoop so low as to get with those simians. American women have no respect for themselves. They get knocked up by whoever says high to them. Asian women are selective, and thus, more desirable. Most men know they can’t have us. Indian women are like this too. But slutty American girls disrespect themselves by bedding blacks, mexicans, and ugly whites. We, on the other hand, let only the top of the line in.

Sooo true. American women suck a lot of dick. They are such whores. What’s even more sad is that they are always sucking blacks off. We would never stoop so low as to get with those simians. American women have no respect for themselves. They get knocked up by whoever says high to them. Asian women are selective, and thus, more desirable. Most men know they can’t have us. Indian women are like this too. But slutty American girls disrespect themselves by bedding blacks, mexicans, and ugly whites. We, on the other hand, let only the top of the line in.