DailyDot LOL Feedhttp://www.dailydot.com/topics/lol/Recent LOL articles from Daily Doten-usTue, 31 Mar 2015 17:18:01 +0000Australian woman's breasts refuse to hide from Google Street Viewhttp://www.dailydot.com/lol/australian-woman-flashes-google-street-view/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/fa/5a/fa5a47485c6e9539b40ea6a30392da9e.jpg'></p>
<p><em>This article contains sexually explicit material.</em></p><p>In its attempt to visually map every corner of this earth,&nbsp;<a href="http://www.dailydot.com/tags/google-street-view/">Google Street View</a> has captured some pretty remarkable sites—and wild sights, from&nbsp;<a href="http://www.dailydot.com/lol/google-street-view-breakup/">curbside breakups</a> to <a href="http://www.dailydot.com/society/google-street-view-couple-naked-indoors/">dressing-room hookups</a>. Add to that list the breasts of 38-year-old Karen Davis, who ran out to flash a passing Google vehicle in TK.</p><p>“I look at Google Maps a lot and I wanted to be on there and I thought this is the way to do it,” Davis told <a href="http://www.portpirierecorder.com.au/story/2981794/piries-street-view-streaker-comes-forward/">a local Australian paper</a>.&nbsp;</p><p>Luckily for Davis, Google's pixelating algorithm, used for blurring faces and license plates, missed her voluptuous breasts. Google blurred Davis’s face but <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/fullstreetview.jpg">left her breasts uncensored</a>.&nbsp;</p><p>On Tuesday, Google swooped in to impose some pixelated modesty—and failed. Its first attempt missed the mark by a foot or so, leaving a <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/redactionattempted.jpg">strange cloud of pixels hanging next to Davis’s person</a>.&nbsp;</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzMvMzAvcmVkYWN0aW9uYXR0ZW1wdGVkLnBuZyIsImNyZWRpdCI6IlRoZSBTbW9raW5nIEd1biAoTlNGVykiLCJjcmVkaXRMaW5rIjoiaHR0cDovL3d3dy50aGVzbW9raW5nZ3VuLmNvbS9zaXRlcy9kZWZhdWx0L2ZpbGVzL2Fzc2V0cy9yZWRhY3Rpb25hdHRlbXB0ZWQuanBnIiwiY2FwdGlvbiI6IiIsIndpZHRoIjoiIiwidGV4dHdyYXAiOiIiLCJ0eXBlIjoiaW1hZ2UifQ.."></div>Yet another attempt managed to inter the Australian woman in a tomb of pixels, like Han Solo.&nbsp;<p></p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzMvMzAvcGl4ZWxhdGlvbnRvbWIuanBnIiwiY3JlZGl0IjoiVGhlIFNtb2tpbmcgR3VuIiwiY3JlZGl0TGluayI6Imh0dHA6Ly93d3cudGhlc21va2luZ2d1bi5jb20vc2l0ZXMvZGVmYXVsdC9maWxlcy9hc3NldHMvcGl4ZWxhdGlvbnRvbWIuanBnIiwiY2FwdGlvbiI6IiIsIndpZHRoIjoiIiwidGV4dHdyYXAiOiIiLCJ0eXBlIjoiaW1hZ2UifQ.."></div>Davis says she doesn’t regret the incident at all. Though her bare-chested bravery has caused her to encounter some detractors, she’s proud to say she flashed the Internet. “I got to tick something else off my bucket list,” she told the <a href="http://www.portpirierecorder.com.au/story/2981794/piries-street-view-streaker-comes-forward/"><em>Port Pirie Recorder</em></a>. And she posted her final word on <a href="http://dailydot.com/communities/facebook/">Facebook</a>: “Haters hate, you got the guts to do it?”<p></p><p></p><p><em>H/T <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/australia/google-street-view-flasher-745391">The Smoking Gun</a> | Photo via&nbsp;<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/phyrephox/3722168332/in/photolist-6EV5Y5-8SRtyt-m8H84t-bgenU-DWsau-cuTfj-mfrJmc-mfsbAs-nVkQmg-mfrcYZ-mfqEUX-7dRiQY-JkWEY-7vwnzw-5yuMMa-2C3rKC-68hLpQ-Egpa9-9zp1SH-5YJLWL-pSEACN-2EdZnR-8ToJX2-h58aeF-dfUhQL-4zxLm8-d8txN-8KRWLb-8KNSjT-4FoCQu-5GKCqB-71hX2g-4FQvub-29LQGB-6trUmh-8KNRCv-4p5A2s-6PZwVD-7hS52Z-Lafh1-4mw9GU-dUzs6-6Api1t-m3cdr-bys3LQ-sqwjb-cSV7JJ-71w6b7-7NrTv2-in6UyG">phyrephox</a>/Flickr (CC BY SA 2.0)</em></p><p></p>
gregory.seals@gmail.com (Greg Seals)Tue, 31 Mar 2015 17:18:01 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/australian-woman-flashes-google-street-view/LOLWorld's least cat-like cat plays with a fish in a bathtubhttp://www.dailydot.com/lol/cat-fish-friendship-bathtub/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/82/17/8217dd033db7b4307c3ff18e96752265.jpg'></p>
<p>One frisky feline is braving the elements—and defying pretty much everything we know about cats—to get the ultimate reward.</p><p>We're not sure what made this <a href="http://dailydot.com/communities/youtube/" target="_self">YouTube</a> user put a fish in a bathtub when a cat came to play, but the result is more of a friendly relationship than a quick meal. By happily sitting in the water with the fish, the cat acts like a fish out of water in its own right.</p><p>Come to think of it, are we even sure this is a real cat?</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3d3dy55b3V0dWJlLmNvbS93YXRjaD92PUpFX3hNeTdGU0hBIiwidHlwZSI6Im9lbWJlZCJ9"></div><em>Photo via&nbsp;<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/joanna8555/5290853035">joanna8555</a>/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)</em><p></p>
michelle@dailydot.com (Michelle Jaworski)Tue, 31 Mar 2015 12:07:03 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/cat-fish-friendship-bathtub/LOLNursing home residents carefully bust a move to Beastie Boyshttp://www.dailydot.com/lol/nursing-home-beastie-boys-music-video/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/96/a2/96a2a554276516e85434aae8e1b000bf.jpg'></p>
These elderly <a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/beastie-boys/">Beastie Boys</a> fans are our new role models in life.<p>This "Fight For Your Right To Party" video filmed in a nursing home shows aging grandparents rebelling against The Man. Although in this case, The Man is represented by helpful young nursing home employees.<br></p><p>Yep, we definitely want to be this badass when we're older. It's truly important to fight for your right to party every single day of your life.</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3d3dy55b3V0dWJlLmNvbS93YXRjaD92PW1aNlpySlVOUUc0JmZlYXR1cmU9eW91dHUuYmUiLCJ0eXBlIjoib2VtYmVkIn0."></div><p>By the way, the real Beastie Boys are all in their late 40s now, so it'll only be another ten or fifteen years before their music counts as an "oldies" hit. You're welcome.</p><em>Screengrab via </em><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ6ZrJUNQG4&amp;feature=youtu.be" style="font-style: italic;">Stephanie Gumina</a><em>/YouTube</em><p></p><p></p>
gavia@dailydot.com (Gavia Baker-Whitelaw)Tue, 31 Mar 2015 11:52:33 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/nursing-home-beastie-boys-music-video/LOLYouTubeThis ice cream truck prank is actually heartwarminghttp://www.dailydot.com/lol/ice-cream-truck-prank/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/1c/af/1cafd9d912c4833bd06be052d7ebd75f.jpg'></p>
<p>For once, we've come across a friendly and harmless <a href="http://dailydot.com/communities/youtube/">YouTube</a> prank: an "insane ice cream truck man" giving away free ice cream and money to passersby.</p><p>The <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUQYeJ6D3qDlQkMboh-8-xw">MediocreFilms</a> YouTube channel (yes, that's its actual name) filmed the ice cream prank as part of the <a href="http://sites.break.com/prank-it-fwd/">Prank It Forward</a> campaign, which organizes "positive pranks" to brighten people's days. It certainly seems to have worked, although we're not sure if it's such a smart idea to eat ice cream given away by such a weird dude.</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3d3dy55b3V0dWJlLmNvbS93YXRjaD92PXJCMnV3UklWbzFJIiwidHlwZSI6Im9lbWJlZCJ9"></div><p></p><p>We're definitely in favor of this new trend for benevolent YouTube pranks. It marks a welcome change from all the pranks that go out of their way to be&nbsp;<a href="http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/sam-pepper-controversy/" target="_self">offensive</a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://www.dailydot.com/lol/pepper-spray-girlfriend-prank/" target="_self">gross</a>, or&nbsp;<a href="http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/youtube-prank-street-harassment-racism/" target="_self">flat-out dangerous</a>.&nbsp;</p><p><em>Photo via <a href="http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ice_cream_van1_13u07.JPG">Snowmanradio</a>/Wikimedia (CC BY 3.0)</em></p>
gavia@dailydot.com (Gavia Baker-Whitelaw)Tue, 31 Mar 2015 11:11:56 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/ice-cream-truck-prank/LOLYouTubeYou can buy this artist's unused ideas on eBayhttp://www.dailydot.com/lol/artist-unused-ideas-ebay/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/c7/2b/c72b1213f3479d6abda2a44f1231ca1f.jpg'></p>
<p>One question you should never ask a creative person is: “Where do you get your ideas?” It’s not something easily explained, and even if it were, the answer wouldn’t do you much good. Artistic inspiration isn't something that can be bought—or can it?&nbsp;</p><p>Where can such an asset be acquired? On <a href="http://www.dailydot.com/tags/ebay/" target="_self">eBay</a>, where artist Matthew Britton is auctioning off an “<a href="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unrealised-Art-Idea-1-/291414927557">Unrealized Art Idea</a>.” Asking bid: £0.99. Postage: free. Prestige: a lifetime’s worth.</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwOi8vY2RuMC5kYWlseWRvdC5jb20vdXBsb2FkZWQvaW1hZ2VzL29yaWdpbmFsLzIwMTUvMy8zMC9TY3JlZW5fU2hvdF8yMDE1LTAzLTMwX2F0XzUuNDAuNTZfUE0ucG5nIiwiY3JlZGl0IjoiZUJheSIsImNyZWRpdExpbmsiOiJodHRwOi8vd3d3LmViYXkuY28udWsvaXRtL1VucmVhbGlzZWQtQXJ0LUlkZWEtMS0vMjkxNDE0OTI3NTU3IiwiY2FwdGlvbiI6IiIsIndpZHRoIjoiIiwidGV4dHdyYXAiOiIiLCJ0eXBlIjoiaW1hZ2UifQ.."></div>Britton’s got 100 percent positive feedback, so no need to worry about being ripped off. But if you're still unsure, you can always <a href="http://www.matthewtbritton.com/" target="_blank">check out his other projects</a> if you want a sense of what you’re buying.<p></p><p>“You are bidding for the intellectual property of an unrealized art idea from the artist Matthew Britton,” he writes. The winning bidder will “[r]eceive the unrealized art idea via email once all funds have been exchanged,” become “the current owner of the intellectual property,” and “have permission to realize the unrealized art idea.”&nbsp;</p><p>Now all you need is a drinking problem and a few decades of soul-crushing disappointment under your belt, and then you'll be a real artist.&nbsp;</p><p><em>Photo via </em><a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/telemax/8668721398/in/photolist-ed2sRL-ecVFTV-obEpSm-o5DkFG-obPqHT-8XroYe-8Xrnyn-oa76pS-obWhCE-oa3vfL-obQ41n-obvvRk-obQrXe-ecVs7P-oc5bTL-ocorv8-o5JYM8-8uQGXh-aj9wYa-obZRNG-o2wadb-nU4SE8-o5wUxF-nUmmX8-9u21ZZ-8umhaD-o2gaZm-nK9x7p-oy1fcp-2GFMvD-kD7hz1-5Cifj9-dNFbXi-dNLN6w-o49fZx-nJeX24-o1hJvp-dNLNGW-o3vyvZ-oxYqGy-nJe5Eq-cfzpoy-dNFccK-dNLMso-7vQGtt-5AmY2B-ogvvLN-o1s9rH-nJThkF-nJfVQs" target="_blank"><em>Tilemahos Efthimiadis</em></a><em>/</em><a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/telemax/" target="_blank"><em>Flickr</em></a><em> (CC BY-SA 2.0)</em></p>
miles@dailydot.com (Miles Klee)Mon, 30 Mar 2015 22:25:11 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/artist-unused-ideas-ebay/LOLLifestyleSpring break Holiday Inn wakes up hungover partiers with 'Circle of Life'http://www.dailydot.com/lol/spring-break-florida-lion-king/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/01/74/0174ae41206000758d97842b9577db20.jpg'></p>
<p>Proprietors of the Holiday Inn in Panama City, Fla., know that the only thing spring breakers like more than body shots is a healthy dose of nostalgia. That’s why each morning during the March busy season, they play “The Circle of Life” from <em>The Lion King</em> to wake college coeds out of their epic hangovers.</p><p>This tradition has flourished since 2012. "It was a song that worked real well as a wake-up call because of the loud beat in it, and it also works real well because of the message of the song. It fits with the kids and the mood and what they're going through right now," Holiday Inn Marketing Director Philip Corvin told local news station <a href="http://www.wjhg.com/home/headlines/Holiday-Inn-Resort-Wakes-Up-Spring-Breakers--297606551.html">WHJG</a>.</p><p>Instead of being annoyed that some stupid grown-ups are keeping them from a second hookup with the stranger in their bed from the night before, the college kids seem to love the 11am call-to-arms. They flock to their balconies to greet the day with gusto and think about the drugs they’re about to consume. It's Americana at its finest.</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwOi8vd3d3LnlvdXR1YmUuY29tL3dhdGNoP3Y9bEVaeXV5MHphMnMiLCJ0eXBlIjoib2VtYmVkIn0."></div><p></p><p>"I think it's awesome I cried the first day because I was so happy I thought it was so cool," spring breaker Mary Waller told WHJG.</p><p>Fellow guest Jessica Young echoed her sentiment. "It's the best thing ever. Every morning when we wake up we look forward to it it's like an entire Panama City&nbsp;Beach&nbsp;Holiday Inn family just singing together."</p><p>Is this spring break or a cult induction? Weirder things have happened in <a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/florida/">Florida</a>.</p><p><em>Screengrab via <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEZyuy0za2s">springbreakpcbeach</a>/YouTube</em></p>
mkabas@dailydot.com (Marisa Kabas)Mon, 30 Mar 2015 16:13:03 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/spring-break-florida-lion-king/LOLLifestyleFox tries to catch a duck outside British prime minister's househttp://www.dailydot.com/lol/fox-duck-chase-downing-street/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/17/7d/177dc4bdac0ccb8a74547ccafc86b050.jpg'></p>
<p>British Prime Minister <a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/david-cameron/">David Cameron</a> is due to visit the Queen today, his final royal audience before the general election next month. However, his visit has already been marred by a bizarre omen: a fox chasing a duck in front of his official residence in central <a href="http://www.dailydot.com/tags/london/">London</a>.</p><p>Reporters waiting outside 10 Downing Street were surprised to spot a fox running in front of the Prime Minister's house. BBC reporter Sean Clare caught the whole thing on <a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/vine/">Vine</a>.</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3ZpbmUuY28vdi9PTDU5Rnc3M2VhVyIsInR5cGUiOiJvZW1iZWQifQ.."></div>You can't see the duck in this Vine, but its existence was confirmed by BBC political correspondent Ross Hawkins. We're guessing it was a slow news morning while they waited for the Prime Minister to leave the house.<p></p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3R3aXR0ZXIuY29tL3Jvc3NjaGF3a2lucy9zdGF0dXMvNTgyNDM3MjkxNzI3MTc1NjgwIiwidHlwZSI6Im9lbWJlZCJ9"></div>London is home to an estimated <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11281064/Londoners-call-in-snipers-to-shoot-dangerous-urban-foxes.html">10,000 urban foxes</a>, and this isn't the first time one has been spotted in Downing Street. A fox paid the Prime Minister and his family a visit <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2877491/Is-mean-political-big-beasts-Wily-fox-makes-Number-10-Downing-Street.html">last Christmas</a>, temporarily trapped by security fences at the end of the street. But unlike some London homeowners, we doubt that Cameron will be <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/07/world/forget-the-hounds-as-foxes-creep-in-britons-call-the-sniper.html">hiring snipers</a> to take care of the animal problem.<p><em>Photo via <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_fox#/media/File:Red_fox_crossing_road.jpg">Jeffrey Beall</a>/Wikimedia (CC BY-SA 2.0)</em></p><p></p>
gavia@dailydot.com (Gavia Baker-Whitelaw)Mon, 30 Mar 2015 11:51:50 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/fox-duck-chase-downing-street/LOLTech-savvy shepherd uses a drone to herd his sheephttp://www.dailydot.com/lol/sheep-herding-drone-shep/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/76/c4/76c4c1e57e4d9e8fde86807f7c07939e.jpg'></p>
We've mostly come to terms with the futuristic reality of <a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/drones/">drones</a> taking over human jobs like <a href="http://www.dailydot.com/politics/faa-amazon-approval-drone-testing-us/">mail delivery</a>, but we never could have predicted a drone stealing a job from a <em>dog</em>.<p>Irish sheep farmer Paul Brennan has figured out a unique use for his drone: herding sheep. The drone, nicknamed Shep, uses the same techniques as a sheepdog, corralling the herd of sheep in whatever direction the farmer wants. Because it's controlled remotely, it doesn't require any training.</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3lvdXR1LmJlL3lEOUtVQjdRcVpJIiwidHlwZSI6Im9lbWJlZCJ9"></div>Shep can't possibly be as cute as a real sheepdog, though. Useful or not, drones are no replacement for man's best friend.<p></p><p></p><p><em>Photo via <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hog_Island_Sheep_USDA_ARS.jpg">Stephen Ausmus</a>/Wikimedia Commons (PD)</em></p><p></p>
gavia@dailydot.com (Gavia Baker-Whitelaw)Mon, 30 Mar 2015 10:41:40 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/sheep-herding-drone-shep/LOLTechWhy Twitter's new app Periscope is obsessed with fridgeshttp://www.dailydot.com/lol/why-is-periscope-obsessed-with-fridges/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/38/e6/38e602f1748ad51b833fcd0a0b538306.jpg'></p>
<p>Over the weekend, I watched a man eating pasta with his family in Dubai, a car sitting in line at a Taco Bell drive-thru, the bird’s-eye view of a DJ seamlessly spinning <a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/kanye-west/" target="_self">Kanye West</a> into Bob Marley, a Tokyo street lined with cherry blossoms, the front of a South Korean <a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/mcdonalds/" target="_self">McDonald’s</a> counter, and three guys in Denver sitting around watching<em> Die Hard</em> on TV. And fridges. So many fridges.&nbsp;</p><p>Welcome to <a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/periscope/" target="_self">Periscope</a>.&nbsp;</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzMvMjkvMS5qcGciLCJjcmVkaXQiOiJMaW5kc2V5IFdlYmVyL1BlcmlzY29wZSIsImNyZWRpdExpbmsiOiIiLCJjYXB0aW9uIjoiIiwid2lkdGgiOiIiLCJ0ZXh0d3JhcCI6IiIsInR5cGUiOiJpbWFnZSJ9"></div>Periscope is&nbsp;<a href="http://dailydot.com/communities/twitter" target="_self">Twitter</a>’s streamlined version of <a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/meerkat/" target="_self">Meerkat</a>, the <em>other</em> video app that appeared last week. Both apps provide easy smartphone livestreaming, but Periscope’s world goes way beyond your Twitter feed. (That’s a good thing: If I wanted to see people I know, I’d <a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/facetime/">FaceTime</a> them.) The heart of Periscope, where all the good stuff happens, is the stranger game.<p></p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzMvMjkvNC5qcGciLCJjcmVkaXQiOiJMaW5kc2V5IFdlYmVyL1BlcmlzY29wZSIsImNyZWRpdExpbmsiOiIiLCJjYXB0aW9uIjoiIiwid2lkdGgiOiIiLCJ0ZXh0d3JhcCI6IiIsInR5cGUiOiJpbWFnZSJ9"></div>Like any online community, it didn’t take very long for Periscope to “discover” its very first meme. <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/kirstenking/show-us-the-good-stuff#.cy8EnxmVr">Let’s call it “fridging.”</a> It’s when a when a group of digital strangers demand to see the inside of your refrigerator. It’s a weirdly reasonable and quite PG prompt for a livestreaming service. Besides the occasional “show tits!” request, 85 percent of Periscope involves people demanding to see inside fridges and then <em>losing their minds</em> as soon as a fridge door opens.&nbsp;<p></p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3R3aXR0ZXIuY29tL21hcmtzbHVja2llL3N0YXR1cy81ODExMDE1OTg5NzUzNjEwMjQiLCJ0eXBlIjoib2VtYmVkIn0."></div>“My fridge: 100 viewers and I’ll drop eggs,” read one feed. This user promised not only a fridge, but some bonus interactivity: He spent the weekend dropping fresh eggs on the ground in front of an open fridge. <em>Splat</em>. The 25 viewers in the audience would go wild.&nbsp;<p></p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzMvMjkvMi5qcGciLCJjcmVkaXQiOiJMaW5kc2V5IFdlYmVyL1BlcmlzY29wZSIsImNyZWRpdExpbmsiOiIiLCJjYXB0aW9uIjoiIiwid2lkdGgiOiIiLCJ0ZXh0d3JhcCI6IiIsInR5cGUiOiJpbWFnZSJ9"></div><p></p><blockquote class="pullquote">I popped into people’s homes like a nosy ghost with unfinished business.&nbsp;</blockquote><p>Not everyone is clued into this burgeoning fridge meme. “Why do people keep asking to see my fridge?” a girl asked her friends as they danced around the kitchen to Ludacris on Friday night. “I don’t know!” another replied. The fridge requests only intensified. The girls ran their hands along the outside of the fridge, teasing. Their boyfriends (or maybe just some male friends, it’s unclear) joined in on the dance party, and the view count immediately plummeted. “No dudes,” someone wrote. “You’re chasing them away!” a blonde cried out. Fridge or no fridge, this is the Internet, after all.&nbsp;</p><p>I expected to see nothing but masturbators when I opened Periscope at midnight last week. (I’m not naive; I lived through <a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/chatroulette/" target="_self">Chatroulette</a>.) Instead, I silently watched as a Halifax teen offered advice to strangers: “Need help, I’m here for you,” her stream read. I silently watched a streamer named “Hammer Jr.” head into the “It’s a Small World” ride at Disneyland. I followed a streamer in Idaho Falls to a gun display. I flipped through Periscope streams like TV channels, popping into people’s spots like a nosy ghost with unfinished business.&nbsp;</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzMvMjkvMy5qcGciLCJjcmVkaXQiOiJMaW5kc2V5IFdlYmVyL1BlcmlzY29wZSIsImNyZWRpdExpbmsiOiIiLCJjYXB0aW9uIjoiIiwid2lkdGgiOiIiLCJ0ZXh0d3JhcCI6IiIsInR5cGUiOiJpbWFnZSJ9"></div>The app constantly refreshes my dashboard with open doors.&nbsp;Do I want to see a church service in Fayetteville, N.C.? An ice walk in Killarney Provincial Park, Canada? How about the loading of a 28-foot Jimmy Buffett touring truck in West Palm Beach, Fla.? While I wrote this, I spent 10 minutes watching a baby named Choupie gnaw on a piece of bread in Courbevoie, France. There’s currently no way to search by tags or location, which might just be for the best. The way you can aimlessly cruise Periscope—hop on, hop off—is by far the app’s greatest joy.&nbsp;<p></p><p>“Help me figure out what’s wrong with my lawn,” wrote a man in New Jersey on Saturday morning. The lawn was a moldy yellow. “Your lawn is bad,” I responded. “Maybe you need water?” He answered immediately: “I have sprinklers.”&nbsp;</p><p>It’s strange how disarming it is to hear someone reply aloud to your Internet comment. It’s like getting a shoutout on the radio, or a thank-you in a Oscar acceptance speech. All of a sudden I was a stranger in this guy’s backyard, playing amateur botanist.</p><blockquote class="pullquote">Periscope is the closest we’ll get to spinning a globe and ending up exactly where our finger lands.&nbsp;</blockquote><p>And that’s why I assumed I would stumble upon someone’s genitals almost immediately. This is the Internet we’re talking about here; we learn to expect the worst to appear out of nowhere. And it took me about 30 or so streams to find a penis, familiarly illuminated by the light of a TV blaring a <em>Friends</em> rerun. There it was, the elusive Periscope dick. It may be the last one we’ll see: While Periscope is surprisingly safe-for-work, the company has yet to say whether it does any sort of live censoring. For now, it’s a land of open fridges, the closest we’ll get to spinning a globe and ending up exactly where our finger lands.&nbsp;</p><p>For me, it was a poorly landscaped Jersey backyard. Thanks to Periscope, that guy is still out there, and he needs our help.&nbsp;</p><p><em>Photo via <a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/nestorlacle/462275716/sizes/o/">nestorlacle</a>/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)</em></p>
lindsey@dailydot.com (Lindsey Weber)Sun, 29 Mar 2015 20:49:39 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/why-is-periscope-obsessed-with-fridges/LOLTechTwitterMan crafts delicious Iron Throne out of carrots for his Internet-famous rabbithttp://www.dailydot.com/lol/bunny-eats-iron-throne-carrots/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/82/cb/82cbdb6c945b6c7ee9351feff4b404e0.jpg'></p>
<p></p><p>There's so much to look forward to in the new season of <em><a href="http://www.dailydot.com/tags/game-of-thrones/">Game of Thrones</a></em>&nbsp;that it might be best to ease into the upcoming premiere gradually.&nbsp;</p><p>In a series infamous for its blood-soaked plot, sexual violence, and thoroughly loathsome characters, cute moments are few and far between. But one protagonist <a href="http://laughingsquid.com/dedicated-human-builds-a-game-of-thrones-style-iron-throne-out-of-carrots-and-cardboard-for-his-demanding-rabbit/">stands</a> above all of that, ruling benevolently from an Iron Throne crafted entirely of carrots.&nbsp;</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3d3dy55b3V0dWJlLmNvbS93YXRjaD92PXJlSUZMUlJ6dDJBIiwidHlwZSI6Im9lbWJlZCJ9"></div><p>Yes, the reign of Wallace the rabbit has begun. Watch as Wallace ever so slowly wreaks havoc on his very own to-scale carrot throne, one nom at a time. You're welcome.</p><p></p><p><em>H/T <a href="http://laughingsquid.com/dedicated-human-builds-a-game-of-thrones-style-iron-throne-out-of-carrots-and-cardboard-for-his-demanding-rabbit/">Laughing Squid</a> | Screengrab via&nbsp;<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reIFLRRzt2A">Wallace TheMadKing</a>/YouTube</em></p><p></p>
taylor@dailydot.com (Taylor Hatmaker)Sun, 29 Mar 2015 20:18:18 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/bunny-eats-iron-throne-carrots/LOLGeekWhat did Vine do to Matt King's life?http://www.dailydot.com/lol/matt-king-vine-beyonce-love-on-top/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/72/0a/720a67e3969bee06b3d047e43ad11b47.jpg'></p>
<p>Nearly a year ago&nbsp;<a href="https://vine.co/Matt.King" target="_blank">Matt King</a>&nbsp;and his brother&nbsp;<a href="https://vine.co/KevKing" target="_blank">Kevin</a>&nbsp;sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic headed home from college for the weekend. They were bored out of their minds—Matt decided to video himself with his <a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/iphone">iPhone</a> lip-syncing to <a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/beyonce">Beyoncé's</a> "Love on Top." He had a <a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/vine">Vine</a> account, and it'd kill time for six seconds.</p><p>"I had no clue what I was doing. I remember looking at it after I made it, showing Kevin and thinking 'this is stupid,'" King says.&nbsp;</p><p>Kevin told him to post it. His little brother's intuition has never been so on point.</p><p>Somehow, the "Love on Top" vine has yet to lose its hilarity nearly a year later thanks to that miserable car ride. In fact, it is the&nbsp;<a href="http://viralvideochart.unrulymedia.com/source/vine?items=100&amp;interval=all_time" target="_blank">fourth-most shared vine</a>&nbsp;of all time.&nbsp;</p><p>Understandably so: Not all humans are capable of the faces Matt can make.&nbsp;</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3ZpbmUuY28vdi9NMTZUVURBZ1R0dCIsInR5cGUiOiJvZW1iZWQifQ.."></div><p></p><hr><p>These days King has over 550,000 Vine followers. It's a spike in fame as tangible as it is sudden.</p><p>During the fall semester of his final year studying advertising at the University of Texas at Austin, King was simply an observer on Vine. He shared personal favorites but never produced original clips. As 2013 came to a close Matt and Kevin reflected on the year.&nbsp;</p><p>"I'm going to start putting myself out there on the net, just a little bit more and see what happens," Matt said.&nbsp;</p><p>Sitting barefoot on a park bench in Austin, Texas, King says the past year has been a whirlwind and he never expected to get here. He lives in Los Angeles and makes a living cranking out silly, six-second clips.</p><p>The South by Southwest conference has brought King to Austin, where he assisted in content creation for the&nbsp;<a href="http://www.inboxtheapp.com/" target="_blank">Inbox Messenger</a>&nbsp;app. He's back in his college town on corporate dimes.</p><p>His newfound fame is transferring across platforms from Vine to&nbsp;<a href="https://twitter.com/mattrking" target="_blank">Twitter</a>,&nbsp;<a href="https://instagram.com/mattrking/" target="_blank">Instagram</a>, and <a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/snapchat">Snapchat</a>. He runs in high-profile circles of like-minded creatives.</p><p>During his final semester, amid the stress of exams and job applications, King would turn to the <em>Dream Girls </em>soundtrack for companionship. That mostly forgotten, 9-year-old work came to be the beginning of his Vine presence. Six seconds of lip-syncing with the Dream Girls—doing goofy facials—gained King nearly 5,000 quick followers on his express lane to Web stardom. "Love on Top" set things flying.</p><p>When a Twitter account,&nbsp;<a href="https://twitter.com/tweetlikeagiri" target="_blank">Tweet Like a Girl</a>, shared the vine with the caption "if you need a good laugh pause this vine at random times," the favorites, followers, and loops began to multiply.&nbsp;</p><p>Not too long after the initial post, <a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/buzzfeed">BuzzFeed</a> compiled a&nbsp;<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/pausing-at-any-moment-in-this-6-second-vine-is-hilarious#.shjdnmwvG" target="_blank">list</a>&nbsp;of screenshots of the many faces of King. Every second is hilariously awesome.</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzMvMjUvU2NyZWVuX1Nob3RfMjAxNS0wMy0yMF9hdF8zLjM5LjMwX1BNLnBuZyIsImNyZWRpdCI6Ik1hdHQgS2luZy9WaW5lIiwiY3JlZGl0TGluayI6IiIsImNhcHRpb24iOiIiLCJ3aWR0aCI6IiIsInRleHR3cmFwIjoiIiwidHlwZSI6ImltYWdlIn0."></div><p></p><p>King quickly amassed 30,000 followers. He was in a state of shock.&nbsp;</p><p>“It kept me up at night," King says, "What's the next vine I'm going to make after this? Am I ever going to top 'Love on Top?'"&nbsp;</p><p>Right at the time his Vine account was gaining its impressive following King landed a job in Los Angeles working for <a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/apple">Apple</a> as an assistant account executive. Shortly after walking the graduation stage he made the trek from Texas to California to pursue a professional career.&nbsp;</p><p>"It was hard balancing out this double life with social media and creating consistent content for followers, while having to devote 110 percent of my mind to account management," King says.</p><p>As his followers continued to multiply, he was receiving offers to attend events, be part of YouTube series, and audition for a variety of outlets. Less than a year into his Apple tenure, King realized the work-Vine balance was impossible to manage.</p><p>By doing promoted vines and selling ad space on his YouTube channel, King realized he could generate enough revenue to skate by and chase a dream. So, he is.</p><p>Soon after he left his job with Apple, King was flown to <a href="http://www.playlist-live.com/">Playlist Live</a> in Orlando, Fla., a conference and party for online content creators. While there, King was offered a job with <a href="https://neoreach.com/">NeoReach</a>, where he is now responsible for trafficking Vine users to branded campaigns—criss-crossing the country and filming vines in the process.</p><hr><p>King always saw the Vine community as a burgeoning creative scene. With a desire to collaborate and mold it into a tangible IRL monster, King did what any 21-year-old social media guru would do and searched "#Texasviners." He came across several local guys and gals to follow and cyber-flirt with.&nbsp;</p><p>Fellow Texas viner&nbsp;<a href="https://vine.co/JLMoore" target="_blank">Jacob Ladin Moore</a>&nbsp;invited King to get together for mini golf in Austin with some of his Internet buddies. They sparked weird, funny clips.</p><p>"They really opened my mind and my heart to what the app means to people," King says.&nbsp;</p><p>And while playing&nbsp;<a href="http://peterpanminigolf.com/">Peter Pan mini</a>&nbsp;one of the guys looked King up on&nbsp;<a href="http://www.rankzoo.com/914291258200039424/Matt%20King" target="_blank">Rankzoo.com</a>, which tabs Vine users stats, showed King his climbing success, and relayed findings: "Woah, you're blowing up fast right now." Ever since King has been one of the top&nbsp;<a href="http://www.rankzoo.com/vine_users/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&amp;search=mattrking" target="_blank">1,000 Vine personalities</a>—No. 465 at the moment.</p><p>Once King made the move to L.A. he was able to meet a new crop of fellow vine users he'd been an active fan of. A huge, unrepentant smile comes across his face when he recalls popular viners telling him they are huge fans of his.&nbsp;</p><p>"It was so hard not to be a fanboy," King says.</p><p>Now immersed in the L.A. Vine scene, King even rooms with fellow platform star&nbsp;<a href="https://vine.co/BrendonMcNerney">Brendon McNerney</a>.</p><p>“I think it's important to be living with people who are on your same wave length, 'cause it's kind of hard making a vine in your kitchen when your two roommates who aren’t viners are looking at you weird,” King says. "It's this shared sense of insanity, we all have been on this app and have these crazy, wild stories of meeting each other."</p><p>At the outset, his rapidly growing fanbase driven by teenage girls. He admits attention from girls who aren't old enough to drive can be strange. But King soon realized that "they're young fangirls but as silly as they can be they're some of the most supportive people ever. They keep me going."&nbsp;</p><p>His videos are largely slapstick, lip-syncing snippets anyway. He says the silly faces transcend ages and languages, hence his fame. King didn't see this wave coming, but he loves that he can make thousands of people laugh on a daily basis by simply being himself.</p><p>"I hope everyone on social media can get along like we used to in middle school, bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy," King says seriously but while quoting an old&nbsp;<em>Mean Girls</em> line.&nbsp;</p><p>While the Vine culture has become widely known for taking niche and viral jokes from urban, predominantly African-American youth culture, King has done his best to stray from that path.&nbsp;</p><p>He avoids co-opting those viral Vine jokes because he stresses that he has more fun creating his own original content, rather than robbing others of their creativity.&nbsp;</p><p>"I've been fortunate enough to surround myself with a very supportive group of diverse and talented viners, who for the most part are pretty apathetic when it comes to ripping off other people's jokes," King says.</p><p>And while he wishes he could say the same about the rest of the viral Vine community, he recognizes everyone has their own approach to this frontier. So he's going to keep listening to&nbsp;Beyoncé and warping his elastic face: "All I know is something beautiful is happening and I'm eager to keep chasing these vibes."</p><p><em>Photos via&nbsp;<a href="https://vine.co/Matt.King">Matt King</a>/Vine | Remix by Max Fleishman</em></p>
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mprice@dailydot.com (Melanie Price)Sun, 29 Mar 2015 17:47:21 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/matt-king-vine-beyonce-love-on-top/LOLVineWeatherman removes something very odd from his suit on live TVhttp://www.dailydot.com/lol/news-anchor-hanger/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/f4/82/f4825a0355c66d367fd7419a0ff7be84.jpg'></p>
<p>You’ve really got to hand it to local news anchors. They stand up in front of a camera on a nightly basis, report whatever shows up on the teleprompter, and look fantastic while doing it.&nbsp;</p><p>Well, that’s assuming they remember to take the hanger out of their clothing, which is something one reporter didn’t manage to accomplish before hopping on live television. </p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3d3dy55b3V0dWJlLmNvbS93YXRjaD92PUJkaEJiRlJzNzdjIiwidHlwZSI6Im9lbWJlZCJ9"></div>Reporting for a local Fox affiliate, one unnamed anchorman seems to have a little trouble with his outfit, apologizing as he swipes at the back of his neck. A moment later, he produces a metal hanger from his jacket, tossing it on the table and causing his fellow newscasters to break into fits of laughter.<p></p><p> He does his best to explain himself to his colleagues and the audience, but eventually resigns himself to his fate. “I thought it was just the tight button,” he pleads as laughs roll through the studio, ending his explanation with “I… nevermind.”&nbsp;</p><p><em>H/T <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/30kj0o/minnesota_weather_man_finds_coat_hanger_in_his/">Reddit </a>| Photo via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/30kj0o/minnesota_weather_man_finds_coat_hanger_in_his/">deardavidyan</a>/Flickr (CC BY SA 2.0)</em></p>
mwehner@dailydot.com (Mike Wehner)Sat, 28 Mar 2015 19:25:08 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/news-anchor-hanger/LOL1988 house party ends in the most '80s way imaginablehttp://www.dailydot.com/lol/80s-house-party-busted/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/c2/f2/c2f212e8d6720c93ba20ea6fe27344cf.jpg'></p>
Every once in a while, a video <a href="http://internet.gawker.com/1988-mom-and-dad-bust-1988-teen-party-1694152693">comes along</a> that is so unbelievably perfect that your immediate instinct is to assume it's been staged and scripted. The video you're about to see captures a 1988 house party—and its untimely ending—so wonderfully that it's hard to believe Corey Feldman doesn't make an appearance.&nbsp;<br><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3d3dy55b3V0dWJlLmNvbS93YXRjaD92PS1CNVhBX0Z3NHVvIiwidHlwZSI6Im9lbWJlZCJ9"></div>The hairstyles, acid-washed jeans, and&nbsp;Roxette<em> </em>booming in the background are so painfully '80s that anyone in their mid-thirties or older is bound to have a nostalgia trip, but the ending is really what ties it all together. The parental units make their way home earlier than expected and bring an end to the teenage shenanigans. The youngster hosting the party is mercilessly berated in front of his friends.&nbsp;<p></p><p>"You are in a lot of shit, man," the mother declares, while dad seems beside himself and can only repeatedly shout "nice" until he is able to process the scene. Be sure to boost your volume a bit right at the end to catch dad's final jab.&nbsp;</p><p>Could this gem of '80s teenage rebellion be real, or are we being collectively conned? The video has been on <a href="http://www.dailydot.com/communities/youtube/">YouTube</a> since 2007, and <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8AqG8dCdpAV4uHNf5Cclvw">the user who posted it</a> only has a few videos to their credit, the rest of which appear genuine. The evidence seems to add up, but we'll let you be the judge.&nbsp;</p><p><em>H/T <a href="http://internet.gawker.com/1988-mom-and-dad-bust-1988-teen-party-1694152693">Gawker</a>&nbsp;| Photo via <a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/bobbivie/16289047314/sizes/l">bobbi vie</a>/Flickr (CC BY SA 2.0)</em></p>
mwehner@dailydot.com (Mike Wehner)Sat, 28 Mar 2015 15:44:43 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/80s-house-party-busted/LOLDon't watch this frat bro bite the head off a live hamsterhttp://www.dailydot.com/lol/spring-break-bites-hamster-head-off/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/f7/c5/f7c51d07d05d2dcda0d5976e37f277e8.jpg'></p>
Some of us grow up with hamsters. Some of us apparently get so trashed over spring break that we rip the head off a living hamster with just our teeth. Only in Florida.&nbsp;<p>The video, “<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUP77Q00HDs&amp;noredirect=1">Psycho drunk spring breaker bites head off of hamster</a>,” is currently on <a href="http://dailydot.com/communities/youtube/">YouTube</a>, and it features a Florida State University frat bro doing just that. Be warned: It's pretty gnarly.</p><p></p><p></p><p>First, the FSU dude has to carefully select his prey, like when Sid from <em>Toy Story</em> picks which plaything he's gonna screw with next.</p><p></p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzMvMjcvU2NyZWVuX1Nob3RfMjAxNS0wMy0yN19hdF80LjE1LjIzX1BNLnBuZyIsImNyZWRpdCI6IllvdVR1YmUiLCJjcmVkaXRMaW5rIjoiaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g_dj1WVVA3N1EwMEhEcyIsImNhcHRpb24iOiIiLCJ3aWR0aCI6IiIsInRleHR3cmFwIjoiIiwidHlwZSI6ImltYWdlIn0."></div><p>Seriously, WTF.&nbsp;</p><p></p><p>Was this kid just majorly trashed? Was he tripping on LSD, making him think he was the deadly, carnivorous wolf that he wears on his shirt? Or was he just doing it for some attention? So many questions.&nbsp;</p><p>One thing's pretty much certain: PETA will be tracking down this guy soon.&nbsp;</p><p><em>Editor's note: This post has been edited for clarity and tone.&nbsp;</em></p><p><em>H/T <a href="http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/reader-email-fsu-spring-breaker-bites-head-off-live-hamster-wtf-is-going-on-around-here/?utm_campaign=socialflow&amp;utm_source=twitter&amp;utm_medium=socialflow">Barstool Sports</a> | Photo via&nbsp;<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/saraspildener/4236166288/in/photolist-5cVw6A-fogfbD-6d6xDd-as4vwi-5deqiA-7sksDN-4TQnSC-6d6Bcu-4pQaAT-6CS8pc-iEpXNi-4t69Xb-4TL9hD-6e4BDe-eSNi7m-bDEMyR-5C7rBo-62TPGN-5s6Qmy-4JVXpX-7oJ53n-64z58W-bJChCD-oA4BJG-4SCStX-fmYzff-iEq1a2-e9cbBb-8qyyyj-fmYAV9-4t69X7-5Nksac-fmJkKV-51wi3Z-d8a5ty-4hF9mY-4hF8Hj-5bjzQH-5G6yDy-4iXRMF-4iXS2i-8QfCRM-4Hmj8E-4iXT8r-nUK91e-5vCdch-5D7FTy-4j2WBb-dDewok-fmJp4n">Sara Spildener/Flickr</a> (CC BY 2.0)</em></p>
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gabebergado@gmail.com (Gabe Bergado)Fri, 27 Mar 2015 20:26:14 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/spring-break-bites-hamster-head-off/LOLCrimeYouTubeWho will be Scientology's next great celebrity figurehead?http://www.dailydot.com/lol/scientology-celebrity-figurehead-tom-cruise-john-travolta/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/13/88/138836d65a2dcb04c5d7fdbf59cc2b92.jpg'></p>
<p>One theme hammered in Lawrence Wright’s book <em>Going Clear: <a href="http://www.dailydot.com/tags/scientology/">Scientology</a>, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief</em>—and a new <a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/hbo">HBO</a> documentary based on it—is the role of celebrity in the widely criticized religion. In the 1970s and 1980s, <a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/john-travolta">John Travolta</a> enjoyed an ascent to fame parallel to his rising status in the church. In later years&nbsp;<a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/tom-cruise">Tom Cruise</a> became known as the face of Scientology, giving voice to some of its more unpopular ideas in major interviews.</p><p>But the famously litigious (and controversially tax-exempt) church couldn’t keep its favorite stars golden forever: Both are now under fire for their complicity in the alleged abuses at the core of the organization and have become the subject of especially sordid tabloid rumors; neither says much if anything on the record these days about their religious beliefs. Meanwhile, recruitment is weak: Active church membership has dwindled to just 50,000.</p><p>That state of affairs would seem to suggest a celebrity spokesman vacuum at Scientology’s most elite level, and an opportunity for some enterprising actor or musician to seize the reins of power. After a recent screening of HBO’s <em>Going Clear</em>, which will air on Sunday, I asked filmmaker Alex Gibney who might step into Cruise’s figurehead role. “There’s nobody on the horizon,” he said—or no one who could rival Cruise’s renown and influence, at least.</p><p>Maybe so. But there’s no shortage of celebrity Scientologists, and it’s only a matter of time before one steps up to the plate. Join us as we speculate wildly about the candidates.</p><h2><strong>1) Danny Masterson</strong></h2><p>Masterson is perhaps best known for portraying the functionally parentless Hyde on <em>That ’70s Show</em>, though he also appeared in the Travolta movie <em>Face/Off</em>, so he’s probably comfortable with Scientologist royalty. He was also raised within the religion. And he had among the strongest words for Gibney ahead of <em>Going Clear</em>’s release, in an interview with <em>Paper</em>:</p><blockquote class="">I heard about that documentary; the documentary where they interviewed eight people who hate Scientology. Should be pretty interesting. I wonder if Sundance would allow a documentary of, like, eight people who hate Judaism. But you know, my religion's fair game, I guess, 'cause it's new. I only heard about [the book] recently. I do read, I do go out, but no one had mentioned it to me. When I looked into it, I noticed that he couldn't publish that book in Canada or the UK because the libel laws are so much stricter than ours. And so when I asked about it, they're like, "Oh yeah, there's basically like 200 lies in the book and so in England and in Canada he couldn't even publish that book." Anyone can say anything about anything. How true it is, I guess that's up to the reader. If you're going to write something and you don't ask the people who actually do it, then what's the fucking point? We could all interview the KKK about what's cool about being white, but we don't. I don't know; it just seems retarded to me.</blockquote><p>Bonus points: He describes L. Ron Hubbard as "a fucking guy who wrote awesome shit that I love studying."</p><h2><strong>2) Laura Prepon</strong></h2><p>Fun bit of trivia: Masteron’s <em>That ’70s Show </em>co-star (and current <em>Orange Is the New Black</em> star) Laura Prepon is a Scientologist too! Last year she countered rumors that we saw less of her lesbian <em>OITNB</em> character in the <a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/netflix">Netflix</a> show’s second season because of enduring friction between her church and LGBT groups. “I’ve been a Scientologist since 1999 and I’ve never come across any piece of info that’s negative or derogatory towards the LGBT community,” she told Fusion, having never read this passage from Hubbard’s <em>Dianetics</em>: </p><blockquote class="">The sexual pervert (and by this term Dianetics, to be brief, includes any and all forms of deviation in Dynamic II [i.e. sexuality] such as homosexuality, lesbianism, sexual sadism, etc., and all down the catalog of Ellis and Krafft-Ebing) is actually quite ill physically… he is very far from culpable for his condition, but he is also far from normal and extremely dangerous to society.</blockquote><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3lvdXR1LmJlL3BDSTA0SHBCVzVZIiwidHlwZSI6Im9lbWJlZCJ9"></div>A healthy sense of denial is essential for the A-list Scientologist. Nice work!<p></p><h2><strong>3) Beck</strong></h2><p>A great choice if Scientology wants to shed its image as a collection of uptight paranoiacs, <a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/beck">Beck</a> is probably the only celebrity in the church who keeps his chill when asked about it (though he used to deflect the topic at every turn). He manages to make the religion sound like an utterly casual self-improvement club in this passage from <a href="http://www.vulture.com/2012/12/beck-hansens-song-reader.html" target="_blank">a 2012 Vulture interview</a>:</p><blockquote class="">He says his father was involved in Scientology since before he was born and “has had lots of benefits from it,” that “it’s just something that I’ve been around.” “Some people,” he says, “do yoga, some people get into meditation, a whole half of my family are all Presbyterian and they’re very churchgoing, and my grandfather on my mother’s side was smoking hash and drinking beer every night. “Everybody,” he continues, “is trying to figure out a way to deal with their issues and things that are unresolved. I mean, some things just don’t resolve. But whatever’s going to get you through. That’s my feeling about it.” So Scientology is a part of his life? “Yeah,” he says, “people in my family do it. I’ve read books, and I’ve learned about it. I mean, what I’m doing — I have a job, raising kids, I have friends, I have my interests, so I think my life is pretty full. I’m not off doing some weirdo stuff.”</blockquote><p>Wait, Scientology’s not for weirdos? This changes everything! Unfortunately, it also precludes the church from adopting this Beck song as its anthem, which would have ruled:</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3d3dy55b3V0dWJlLmNvbS93YXRjaD92PWZZdEYzMGlwWlowIiwidHlwZSI6Im9lbWJlZCJ9"></div><h2><strong>4) Juliette Lewis</strong></h2><p></p><p>If we want to go in the opposite direction, there’s actress Juliette Lewis. Sure, her star may have peaked with gritty 1990s films like <em>Natural Born Killers</em>, <em>Cape Fear</em>, <em>From Dusk Till Dawn</em>, and <em>What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?</em>, but she has a natural flair for Hubbardian turns of thought. She recently even argued that Tom Cruise’s <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFgF1JPNR5E" target="_blank">disastrous watershed 2005 interview with Matt Lauer</a>—which <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/matt-lauer-says-tom-cruise-glib-interview-was-his-most-awkward-ever--2014116" target="_blank">Cruise himself now cringes about</a>—lay at the <a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/09/19/juliette-lewis-on-hollywood-why-the-msm-hates-scientology-and-masturbating-to-george-clooney.html" target="_blank">center of a chilling conspiracy</a>:</p><blockquote class="">I'll get all conspiratorial on you. I'm just going to throw this out: The mainstream media is funded by pharmaceutical companies. When you have the biggest movie star in the world at the time—Tom Cruise—coming out against anti-depressants and Ritalin and just saying, ‘Hey, why don't you put a warning label on there?’ … So, when Tom came out about that, I've never seen someone get torn down so hard, and they still brutalize him with Scientology pieces to this day … The thing about Scientology is it is anti-drug in that you're seeking relationship or communication tools—simple basics on how to live better. It's a religious philosophy and self-help movement. And you'll never see a truthful word written about it in mainstream media.</blockquote><p>Sorry for all the lies in this article, Juliette.</p><h2><strong>5) Doug E. Fresh</strong></h2><p>Um, could anything be cooler than belonging to the same religion as the Human Beatbox?</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3lvdXR1LmJlL05ZSlBPb3lfZU1NIiwidHlwZSI6Im9lbWJlZCJ9"></div>Well, maybe:<p></p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3lvdXR1LmJlL2JtQ0FOWFA2RW5RIiwidHlwZSI6Im9lbWJlZCJ9"></div><h2><strong>6) Giovanni Ribisi</strong></h2><p></p><p>The familiar-faced actor appears in films that cover the entire Hollywood spectrum, from <em>Selma</em> to <em>Ted</em>, and was more than willing to <a href="http://tonyortega.org/2014/06/13/why-giovanni-ribisi-told-marc-maron-there-are-no-aliens-in-scientology-a-theory/" target="_blank">misrepresent Scientology in an episode of Marc Maron’s <em>WTF</em> podcast</a>. Is he a dilettante? Just uninformed? Or is he protecting Hubbard’s “technology” from the naysayers and cynics who would seek to tear it down? </p><blockquote><strong>Maron:</strong> What you’re saying is that there are practical tools but then there is the mythology of aliens, right?<br><br><strong>Ribisi:</strong> OK, I, This is another thing, that whole 10 percent thing, the whole thing—I have never ever heard of aliens in Scientology, and I’ve been a Scientologist all my life. And I’ve done a lot of courses and a lot… I have never heard of aliens in Scientology. Never, no please.<br><br><strong>Maron:</strong> No thetans?<br><br><strong>Ribisi:</strong> Well, that’s not an alien. The concept of a thetan comes from this notion of what’s called theta, right? And the idea of a thetan is essentially the person. It’s the Scientology term for a spirit.</blockquote><p>Oh, Giovanni. If you had bothered to audit your way up the Bridge to the level of <a href="http://exscientologykids.com/ot3/" target="_blank">Operating Thetan III</a>, you’d know that thetans <em>are</em> souls, but specifically the souls of aliens tortured and killed 75 million years ago by a being named Xenu who used Earth as a prison planet. But you get a pass for baldly stating that Scientology isn’t an anti-psychiatry ideology after attending the gala opening of the church’s <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychiatry:_An_Industry_of_Death" target="_blank">Psychiatry: An Industry of Death</a>&nbsp;museum. &nbsp;</p><h2><strong>7) Charles Manson</strong></h2><p>Not kidding: Ol’ Charlie dabbled in Scientology as long ago as the 1950s—around the time it was getting off the ground—after a cellmate turned him onto it. During a brief period of freedom, he reportedly “<a href="http://www.xenu-directory.net/topics/charlesmanson.html">got super-energetic and flipped out when he’d been audited and would, for a time, talk about nothing but Scientology to the extent that people avoided his company</a>.” In a staff evaluation upon his 1961 re-entry into the penal system, he listed himself as a Scientologist, then folded Hubbard’s philosophy into his own deranged worldview. </p><p>In 1969, the church bizarrely offered a $30,000 reward to anyone who might disprove the “<a href="http://www.xenu-directory.net/topics/charlesmanson.html">vicious and well-organized rumor campaign</a>” that insisted on Manson’s affinity for the movement. Nearly half a century later, it’s time to bury the hatchet: Manson’s wedding is off, and he’s got nothing but time as he serves out the rest of his life sentence—why not make him the church megaphone? Dude’s a lot scarier than all those lawyers ever could be.</p><p><em>Photo via </em><a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/scientologymedia/6809027319/in/photolist-4rk3Zd-qsfria-qq9jzj-qq9j25-qaYT1D-qsfpSz-qaSvKW-qsqn2t-qaSvdd-4rm5gh-4roJGY-hDYNvN-7wne8L-7pVcBa-jJkN9n-qQ3hrA-a3Ch12-4B194R-qnHVvm-bnG3AK-4rbQ2v-5i4s-hCt6Az-aCLrsZ-4rkjCd-6EdVsK-hCrQ5u-hCsgDd-4ywNEq-4F1KcC-4Ro6rW-bzLWGQ-a4e6su-52tnzL-4rkjPo-5qvs5v-m5YtA-hCrD9G-hCsX2a-4rgcbn-4Hcn7s-4Hcn7w-4Hcn7u-a4bdR8-a4e4hL-5ZMsFX-a4e5ho-a4bemD-4rfNEc-hCrtRn" target="_blank"><em>Scientology Media</em></a><em>/</em><em>Flickr (CC BY SA 2.0)</em></p>
miles@dailydot.com (Miles Klee)Fri, 27 Mar 2015 14:00:00 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/scientology-celebrity-figurehead-tom-cruise-john-travolta/LOLEntertainmentYouTubeHusky and owner's dad have the funniest argument over a potato skinhttp://www.dailydot.com/lol/husky-steals-potato-skin-argument/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/3c/57/3c57f5add8897362f410a4fd0ba4cc1e.jpg'></p>
<p>A husky and its owner’s dad are all up in arms after a misunderstanding about a potato skin.</p><p>Because the potato skin was on the table, which is reachable from the floor, the husky probably thought it was fair game. But the dad wasn't having it, so they yelled and howled themselves hoarse in front of the whole family to pretty much everyone’s amusement.</p><p>Who really wins in this? It’s hard to tell. Sure, one of them may back down for the time being, but it’s not really over. It’s never really over. Guard your scraps and snacks.</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3d3dy55b3V0dWJlLmNvbS93YXRjaD92PVpEaEs0THJoN09BIiwidHlwZSI6Im9lbWJlZCJ9"></div><em>Photo via </em><a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/sapphir3blu3/3235526812" target="_blank"><em>Michelle Kinsey Burns</em></a><em>/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)</em><p></p>
michelle@dailydot.com (Michelle Jaworski)Fri, 27 Mar 2015 12:09:18 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/husky-steals-potato-skin-argument/LOLWhat the hell is printed on this Popeyes fried chicken?http://www.dailydot.com/lol/words-printed-popeyes-chicken/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/a3/38/a338060a4af3ce1ef9c4f08098cb934b.jpg'></p>
When you bite into a piece of delectable fried chicken, you hope to find only a mouthful of tender meat and breading, nothing more, nothing less. One Popeyes patron in Chicago got an unexpected treat: a garbled message printed in ink on her chicken. It looks like somebody stuck a piece of fried chicken in a printer and hit command-P on a TPS report.<p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Zoë (<a href="https://twitter.com/zoerakaya_">@zoerakaya_</a>) is that customer:</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3R3aXR0ZXIuY29tL3pvZXJha2F5YV8vc3RhdHVzLzU4MDg4OTcyMzM3NzMzNjMyMCIsInR5cGUiOiJvZW1iZWQifQ.."></div><p>In a quest to find the truth behind this mysteriously printed poultry, I reached out to Popeyes corporate. I left four voicemails. They have not responded to my messages at this time. I also reached out to the Popeyes franchise at 95th and Vincennes in Chicago and was greeted by a manager named Renée. She was unable to comment on the incident. She said she only talks about a customer’s food with the customer.&nbsp;</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image" contenteditable="false" data-value="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.."></div><p>So what exactly is printed on this chicken?</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzMvMjYvY2hpY2tlbi5wbmciLCJjcmVkaXQiOiJUd2l0dGVyIiwiY3JlZGl0TGluayI6IiIsImNhcHRpb24iOiIiLCJ3aWR0aCI6IiIsInRleHR3cmFwIjoiIiwidHlwZSI6ImltYWdlIn0."></div>Let's enhance.<p></p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzMvMjYvY2hpY2tlbl9jb3B5LmpwZyIsImNyZWRpdCI6IlR3aXR0ZXIiLCJjcmVkaXRMaW5rIjoiIiwiY2FwdGlvbiI6IiIsIndpZHRoIjoiIiwidGV4dHdyYXAiOiIiLCJ0eXBlIjoiaW1hZ2UifQ.."></div><p></p><p>Enhance again.</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzMvMjYvY2hpY2tlbl9jb3B5XzIuanBnIiwiY3JlZGl0IjoiVHdpdHRlciIsImNyZWRpdExpbmsiOiIiLCJjYXB0aW9uIjoiIiwid2lkdGgiOiIiLCJ0ZXh0d3JhcCI6IiIsInR5cGUiOiJpbWFnZSJ9"></div><p>The visible letters: <em>S</em>, <em>D</em>, <em>M</em>, <i>R</i>, <em>E</em>, <em>A</em>, an anagram for the word "dreams."&nbsp;</p><p>And then… is that a vowel? Should we consult a graphologist about what exactly these illegible characters are?&nbsp;</p><p></p><p>But it's not the exact letters that matter. It's why exactly there would be any goddamn type on this chicken.<br></p><p></p><p>Perhaps it's a warning of sorts, handed down from the fast-food gods. Or a kitchen accident that left this piece of fried heaven scarred with the burden of language? It it an Illuminati conspiracy?&nbsp;</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzMvMjYvY2hpY2tlbl9jb3B5XzMuanBnIiwiY3JlZGl0IjoiRGFpbHkgRG90IiwiY3JlZGl0TGluayI6IiIsImNhcHRpb24iOiIiLCJ3aWR0aCI6IiIsInRleHR3cmFwIjoiIiwidHlwZSI6ImltYWdlIn0."></div><p></p><p>Beyoncé, a noted fan of Popeyes, attempting to signal the lizard people she commands? (Skip to 2:30.)</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwOi8vd3d3LnlvdXR1YmUuY29tL3dhdGNoP3Y9N1VTODNvUjh2SlUiLCJ0eXBlIjoib2VtYmVkIn0."></div>It is still unknown. This mystery may never be solved.&nbsp;<p><em>H/T <a href="http://mashable.com/2015/03/26/popeyes-chicken-tweet/?utm_cid=mash-com-tu-photo">Mashable</a> | Photo via <a href="https://twitter.com/zoerakaya_/status/580889723377336320">Twitter/zoerakaya_</a></em></p>
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gabebergado@gmail.com (Gabe Bergado)Thu, 26 Mar 2015 22:51:41 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/words-printed-popeyes-chicken/LOLTwitterThese badass teens are the new queens of the #SausageMovementhttp://www.dailydot.com/lol/sausage-rap-video-vine/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/a2/94/a29462ef7927558cfe62a879cce3f693.jpg'></p>
Sausage is one of the more versatile proteins, as evidenced by the ability to eat it for breakfast with eggs or for dinner with pasta, along with the long list of types of <a href="http://www.traderjoes.com/fearless-flyer/article/1609">chicken sausage</a> available at Trader Joe’s. The meat has also launched a <a href="https://vine.co/tags/sausagemovement">#sausagemovement </a><a href="http://www.dailydot.com/communities/vine/">Vine</a> meme, with teens sharing their love of sausage via the magic of sick beats.<p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3ZpbmUuY28vdi9PM3BlM0lGd203bCIsInR5cGUiOiJvZW1iZWQifQ.."></div><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3ZpbmUuY28vdi9PM3ZiUHB1YjZMaSIsInR5cGUiOiJvZW1iZWQifQ.."></div><p>BuzzFeed&nbsp;<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/sausage-movement#.dfxM5NX8a">explained</a> the phenomenon earlier this month. The meme is basically people rapping about their affinity for the wiener, putting their own signature spin on the anthem with new lyrics.&nbsp;</p><p>There are tons of great #sausagemovement Vines and videos on Instagram, but this is hands down the best one yet:&nbsp;</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3R3aXR0ZXIuY29tL0xlYXV4bGFfL3N0YXR1cy81ODA3NzUyNDI5NTM1NjgyNTYiLCJ0eXBlIjoib2VtYmVkIn0."></div>Here it is transcribed if you couldn't catch all of the lyrics:<p></p><blockquote>Everybody say sausage keep it going<br>Eggs, bacon grits, sausage.&nbsp;<br>I’m a skinny bitch but I still take sausage<br>I got a fat ass but I still take the sausage<br>I got a flat ass but I still take a sausage<br>Wake up in the morning and I eat that sausage&nbsp;<br>I’m a redhead but I still take the sausage<br>I’m a gay n*gga but I still take sausage&nbsp;<br>White girls, black girls take ya man’s sausage&nbsp;<br>*something inaudible and gargled* sausage<br>White and I’m thick but you know I get the sausage&nbsp;<br>Yeah I read books but they all about sausage&nbsp;<br>sausage sausage sausage sausage sausage&nbsp;<br>I like girls can I still take sausage?&nbsp;</blockquote><p>This squad is enthusiastic and surprisingly socially conscious, so we hereby nominate them as the face of the sausage revolution. But also: WHO IS LETTING THESE TEENS JUST RAP ABOUT SAUSAGE IN A CLASSROOM? Where is the teacher supervision? All the other kids sitting in the background totally unfazed by the rap make this video even funnier.</p><p><em>Photo via <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stevendepolo/4570117128/in/photolist-4FC8m5-iyQBm-nXTjv9-4QL3Ma-96y6L1-6a5dW4-7XR3AU-2jGawn-geEXo7-6VwkQQ-5a7Tk7-pbxmBH-4HGhro-fdahMz-9r8EWB-dEHaM-8Qu2Gb-81JJJ6-NtK1K-dDG8qc-3BcHXN-auei3a-9dshQG-cR1Ntf-5kXYkj-bENvGA-aiY9G8-7G6ZmX-hMhczD-aCi3DT-5ww1na-8cbeXN-iHxKH-cr79LE-6yG7CR-6sbnv7-4bmKEW-4NYYmj-daEDJV-ax1U9J-bsCKp7-bsnu85-7HWXXX-8XPnhZ-dzhqJq-bGpuL-5PRbSK-2Rt5KF-g3c3FR-84JtiM">Steven Depolo</a>/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)</em></p>
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gabebergado@gmail.com (Gabe Bergado)Thu, 26 Mar 2015 20:53:01 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/sausage-rap-video-vine/LOLLifestyleVineWe're in awe of this one-man band in Croatiahttp://www.dailydot.com/lol/croatian-one-man-band-performance/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/7b/d2/7bd21306e23a6b97506cc11164fb1e42.jpg'></p>
<p>Every day, city dwellers pass by street musicians without a second thought. But you’ll want to pay attention to this one.</p><p>He’s a one-man band walking the streets of Croatia for your entertainment. And he’s damn good at it. We only get a small taste of his act, but he’s doing the following things:&nbsp;</p><p></p><ul><li>singing</li><li>playing guitar</li><li>walking in step with bells on his shoes</li><li>blowing into a harmonica, a kazoo, or a whistle</li><li>carrying a speaker, drums, and cymbals on his back</li><li>holding a money bag in front of him</li><li>ringing a bell whenever someone donates</li></ul><p></p><p>And not only is he accomplishing all of this without falling over, he’s actually pretty good at it.</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3d3dy55b3V0dWJlLmNvbS93YXRjaD92PVFLU2RGcTZINjAwIiwidHlwZSI6Im9lbWJlZCJ9"></div><em>Photo via </em><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKSdFq6H600" target="_blank"><em>Theresa Watson</em></a><em>/Youtube | Remix by Jason Reed</em><p></p>
michelle@dailydot.com (Michelle Jaworski)Thu, 26 Mar 2015 13:22:13 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/croatian-one-man-band-performance/LOLSurveillance footage catches USPS carrier throwing package, dancing around vanhttp://www.dailydot.com/lol/usps-carrier-throwing-package-dancing-surveillance-video/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/de/c2/dec2fa1c593f634961846370f9358048.jpg'></p>
Do you have faith in the U.S. Postal Service? If so, you probably shouldn't watch this video.<p>The CCTV footage shows a <a href="http://www.dailydot.com/tags/usps/">USPS</a> carrier flinging a fragile&nbsp;<a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/amazon/">Amazon</a> package onto a customer's porch before inexplicably running a lap round her van. The camera has a crystal-clear view of her carelessly tossing the delivery onto the ground. Ironically, the video's description notes that the package contained more surveillance equipment.</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3d3dy55b3V0dWJlLmNvbS93YXRjaD92PXRzazRfeXpKQnJjIiwidHlwZSI6Im9lbWJlZCJ9"></div>The USPS employee <a href="http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/03/24/USPS-driver-throws-package-runs-a-lap-around-van/6211427202280/">has been identified</a> and postal service officials&nbsp;<span style="font-family: 'Georgia Regular', Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">personally&nbsp;</span>apologized to the customer.<br><p></p><p>If you think this is an isolated incident, guess again. A quick search on <a href="http://dailydot.com/communities/youtube/">YouTube</a>&nbsp;shows that there's an entire subgenre of bad delivery videos, ranging from the U.S. Postal Service to Britain's Royal Mail to private delivery companies. Postal carriers have even been taped <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2dq8eXLZk8">dumping boxes of mail into the trash</a>.</p><p><a href="http://www.dailydot.com/politics/faa-amazon-approval-drone-testing-us/">Drone deliveries</a> don't sound so bad now, do they?</p><p></p><p><em>Photo via <a href="http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:USPS_vehicle_in_the_snow_2011-02-09_Memphis_TN.jpg">Thomas R Machnitzki</a>/Wikimedia Commons (CC BY 3.0)</em></p><p></p>
gavia@dailydot.com (Gavia Baker-Whitelaw)Thu, 26 Mar 2015 11:57:13 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/usps-carrier-throwing-package-dancing-surveillance-video/LOLLifestyleCBS accidentally aired a teenager's fake Zayn Malik reaction videohttp://www.dailydot.com/lol/one-direction-zayn-malik-cbs-fake-vine/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/a1/ef/a1efc0b75f05fb0f70993c27ffb6a328.jpg'></p>
For many teenagers,&nbsp;<a href="http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/zayn-malik-officially-quits-one-direction/">Zayn Malik's departure</a> from <a href="http://www.dailydot.com/tags/one-direction/">One Direction</a> is the greatest tragedy of our era.<p>His doe-like eyes will no longer grace the pages of the One Direction calendars, his beautiful yet surprisingly high-pitched voice will no longer join his four bandmates on the next album, and his razor sharp cheekbones will be hidden away from the paparazzi. In short, we are a world in mourning.</p><p>The Internet is currently flooded with tearful young people sharing their One Direction emotions with the world, giving TV news channels ample opportunities to make fun of their dramatic reactions. But this strategy backfired when CBS News aired a fake Vine reaction by mistake.</p><p>The&nbsp;<a href="http://dailydot.com/tags/vine">vine</a> in question was from Ben Berst, who posted a joke clip of himself weeping and crumpling up a photo of Zayn Malik.</p><p></p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3ZpbmUuY28vdi9PMzVxbkFaWm16USIsInR5cGUiOiJvZW1iZWQifQ.."></div>The video is just ridiculous enough that you can tell it's a parody, but CBS didn't seem to pick up on the joke. Instead, they aired it as part of a segment about 1D fan reactions.<br><p></p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3d3dy55b3V0dWJlLmNvbS93YXRjaD92PWpNbWF6LTRYR3NFIiwidHlwZSI6Im9lbWJlZCJ9"></div>To be fair to CBS, there's a fine line between this Vine and the real deal. But the mistake is still pretty funny, and CBS probably got what it deserved for making fun of innocent (if ridiculous) teenage emotions.<p></p><p><em>Photo via <a href="http://sk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zayn_Malik#/media/File:Zayn_Malik_Sydney.jpg">Eva Rinaldi</a>/Wikimedia (CC BY-SA 2.0)</em></p><p></p>
gavia@dailydot.com (Gavia Baker-Whitelaw)Thu, 26 Mar 2015 11:51:18 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/one-direction-zayn-malik-cbs-fake-vine/LOLEntertainmentYouTubeIf you think those 'Shot on an iPhone' ads are too perfect, you'll love this parody campaignhttp://www.dailydot.com/lol/apple-also-shot-on-iphone-6-parody-ads/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/e7/59/e7590dfe8624f9da59e360411ad95757.jpg'></p>
Hilarious street art is popping up in San Francisco to mock the unrealistically gorgeous photos in <a href="http://www.dailydot.com/tags/apple/">Apple</a>'s "Shot on an <a href="http://www.dailydot.com/tags/iphone-6/">iPhone 6</a>" ads.<p>Apple's ads are beautiful. They feature pristine photos blown up to billboard size, and they're definitely grabbing eyeballs. The minimalist text at the bottom of the ad simply reads "Shot on an iPhone 6." Some pictures are so striking that the text often serves more as a disclaimer about the visual roller coaster ride above it than as an ad for the <a href="http://www.dailydot.com/tags/iphone/">iPhone</a> itself.</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3R3aXR0ZXIuY29tL2JlYXVjb2xidXJuL3N0YXR1cy81NzI1MzA2MzcwOTEwMjQ4OTYiLCJ0eXBlIjoib2VtYmVkIn0."></div><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3R3aXR0ZXIuY29tL3NpYW1wb2Qvc3RhdHVzLzU3MjMxNDAyNzYxNjk1MjMyMCIsInR5cGUiOiJvZW1iZWQifQ.."></div><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwOi8vaW5zdGFncmFtLmNvbS9wLzBncHBKQ1JfUmEvIiwidHlwZSI6Im9lbWJlZCJ9"></div><br><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwOi8vaW5zdGFncmFtLmNvbS9wL3o0THJaaVMzRi0vIiwidHlwZSI6Im9lbWJlZCJ9"></div><p>Of course, normal iPhone owners' photos never turn out anything like that. We must just be holding our phones wrong. You can't just make a claim in an ad that isn't true, right?&nbsp;They've got laws about that stuff, don't they?</p><p>Luckily for us, the parody ads are here to poke fun at the real thing that we all envy.</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwOi8vdHdpdHRlci5jb20vdmljdG9tYXRvL3N0YXR1cy81ODA0MjQ0NTkxNzk0MzgwODAiLCJ0eXBlIjoib2VtYmVkIn0."></div>Notice that big silly face stuck under the picture of a tranquil-looking person in a sweeping sunflower field? You should be able to make out the words "Shot on an iPhone 6" just below it.<p><a href="http://pablorochat.com/">Pablo Rochat</a> and <a href="http://www.fabiobenedetto.com/">Fabio Benedetto</a> are the cultural commentators and practical jokesters behind this pitch-perfect parody of Apple's latest ad campaign touting its devices' perfection.</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzMvMjQvdHVtYmxyX25scjRzcTl0NkExdXI4dHhnbzFfMTI4MC5qcGciLCJjcmVkaXQiOiJBbHNvIFNob3Qgb24gYW4gaVBob25lIDYiLCJjcmVkaXRMaW5rIjoiaHR0cDovL2Fsc29zaG90b25pcGhvbmU2LnR1bWJsci5jb20vIiwiY2FwdGlvbiI6IiIsIndpZHRoIjoiIiwidGV4dHdyYXAiOiIiLCJ0eXBlIjoiaW1hZ2UifQ.."></div><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzMvMjQvdHVtYmxyX25scjRyZFhYMjgxdXI4dHhnbzFfMTI4MC5qcGciLCJjcmVkaXQiOiJBbHNvIFNob3Qgb24gYW4gaVBob25lIDYiLCJjcmVkaXRMaW5rIjoiaHR0cDovL2Fsc29zaG90b25pcGhvbmU2LnR1bWJsci5jb20vIiwiY2FwdGlvbiI6IiIsIndpZHRoIjoiIiwidGV4dHdyYXAiOiIiLCJ0eXBlIjoiaW1hZ2UifQ.."></div>These photos capture weird, silly moments with a middling quality that should remind regular people of their own unimpressive photos. In a way, it's reassuring to see that everyone has a camera roll this strange.<p></p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiIvL2NkbjAuZGFpbHlkb3QuY29tL3VwbG9hZGVkL2ltYWdlcy9vcmlnaW5hbC8yMDE1LzMvMjQvdHVtYmxyX25scjR1YW9PbkwxdXI4dHhnbzFfMTI4MC5qcGciLCJjcmVkaXQiOiJBbHNvIFNob3Qgb24gYW4gaVBob25lIDYiLCJjcmVkaXRMaW5rIjoiaHR0cDovL2Fsc29zaG90b25pcGhvbmU2LnR1bWJsci5jb20vIiwiY2FwdGlvbiI6IiIsIndpZHRoIjoiIiwidGV4dHdyYXAiOiIiLCJ0eXBlIjoiaW1hZ2UifQ.."></div><p>Here's what the dastardly art duo said about their project in a statement to <a href="http://www.thebolditalic.com/articles/7135-also-shot-on-an-iphone-6-a-parody-campaign-that-is-way-more-realistic-than-those-apple-ads">The Bold Italic</a>:<br></p><p></p><blockquote class="">"The iPhone 6 ads are all over San Francisco and we walk by them everyday. All the photos Apple selected for the campaign are beautiful. Our thought was that people don't always take pretty pictures on their phones, so we thought it would be funny to show the other, non-beautiful, photos people take.&nbsp;We both work as creatives in advertising and love to make fun of our industry whenever we can. We put them up this past&nbsp;Sunday,&nbsp;mostly around the Mission, Castro, and Downtown area where all the iPhone 6 ads are.</blockquote><p><em>H/T <a href="http://www.thebolditalic.com/articles/7135-also-shot-on-an-iphone-6-a-parody-campaign-that-is-way-more-realistic-than-those-apple-ads">The Bold Italic</a> | Photo via <a href="http://alsoshotoniphone6.tumblr.com/post/114559653398">Also Shot on an iPhone 6</a>/Tumblr</em></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p>
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dlove@dailydot.com (Dylan Love)Wed, 25 Mar 2015 15:19:14 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/apple-also-shot-on-iphone-6-parody-ads/LOLTechKids singing the national anthem at Walmart might as well be a propaganda adhttp://www.dailydot.com/lol/walmart-national-anthem-kids/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/05/3e/053e395223f7b23bbac8a2fbfaed4f9c.jpg'></p>
Good morning, America! It's a beautiful day in the land of the free and the home of the brave, and that means celebrating your great nation in the most patriotic way possible: by watching a bunch of kids act like adorable little doofuses at <a href="http://www.dailydot.com/tags/walmart/">Walmart</a>.<p>YouTube user Mark Ammann&nbsp;stumbled across a group of children bawling the <a href="http://www.dailydot.com/tags/national-anthem/">national anthem</a> into a row of fans at Walmart. Because if there's one place in America that best reflects our patriotic spirit, it's Walmart.</p><p>These kids' performance is truly a masterpiece. Just replace the <a href="http://www.dailydot.com/tags/super-bowl/">Super Bowl</a> halftime show with this and save a whole bunch of money, America.</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3lvdXR1LmJlLzN6UmtaTlZpeWhjIiwidHlwZSI6Im9lbWJlZCJ9"></div><em>Photo via <a href="http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:American_flag.jpg">frydolin</a>/Wikimedia (CC BY 3.0)</em><p></p><p></p>
gavia@dailydot.com (Gavia Baker-Whitelaw)Wed, 25 Mar 2015 11:30:53 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/walmart-national-anthem-kids/LOLBest business ever will put a penis on your competition's logohttp://www.dailydot.com/lol/these-dudes-will-put-a-penis-in-any-corporate-logo/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/a2/9c/a29cef84fabc3d4af9f8035cd528bb58.jpg'></p>
<p><em>This article contains sexually explicit content.</em></p><p>Starting a new business is tough, and if you think sound planning or hard work is going to keep the wolves from the door, you’re dead wrong. Only the geniuses of Penised, a “graphic” design service that will artfully insert male genitalia into your competitor’s logo, can save you.</p><p>For $25 to $35, these folks will creatively cock up any corporate imagery you like. “Can you think of a better way to stick it to someone?” they ask. “No matter what age or gender, penises never get old (figuratively speaking).” Their gorgeous work samples confirm as much:</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwOi8vY2RuMC5kYWlseWRvdC5jb20vdXBsb2FkZWQvaW1hZ2VzL29yaWdpbmFsLzIwMTUvMy8yNC9TY3JlZW5fU2hvdF8yMDE1LTAzLTI0X2F0XzQuMDIuMzNfUE0ucG5nIiwiY3JlZGl0IjoiUGVuaXNlZCIsImNyZWRpdExpbmsiOiJodHRwOi8vd3d3LnBlbmlzZWQuY29tLyIsImNhcHRpb24iOiIiLCJ3aWR0aCI6IiIsInRleHR3cmFwIjoiIiwidHlwZSI6ImltYWdlIn0."></div><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwOi8vY2RuMC5kYWlseWRvdC5jb20vdXBsb2FkZWQvaW1hZ2VzL29yaWdpbmFsLzIwMTUvMy8yNC9TY3JlZW5fU2hvdF8yMDE1LTAzLTI0X2F0XzQuMDIuNTZfUE0ucG5nIiwiY3JlZGl0IjoiUGVuaXNlZCIsImNyZWRpdExpbmsiOiJodHRwOi8vd3d3LnBlbmlzZWQuY29tLyIsImNhcHRpb24iOiIiLCJ3aWR0aCI6IiIsInRleHR3cmFwIjoiIiwidHlwZSI6ImltYWdlIn0."></div><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-image" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwOi8vY2RuMC5kYWlseWRvdC5jb20vdXBsb2FkZWQvaW1hZ2VzL29yaWdpbmFsLzIwMTUvMy8yNC9TY3JlZW5fU2hvdF8yMDE1LTAzLTI0X2F0XzQuMDMuMjBfUE0ucG5nIiwiY3JlZGl0IjoiUGVuaXNlZCIsImNyZWRpdExpbmsiOiJodHRwOi8vd3d3LnBlbmlzZWQuY29tLyIsImNhcHRpb24iOiIiLCJ3aWR0aCI6IiIsInRleHR3cmFwIjoiIiwidHlwZSI6ImltYWdlIn0."></div>In <a href="http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/right-price-these-two-guys-will-add-penis-your-competitors-logo-163647" target="_blank">an interview with <em>Adweek</em></a>, the site’s anonymous founders said that they hit upon the idea while “having a couple of beers and doodling some logo concepts for an app we were about to build.” Penised quickly went viral and received 1,000 résumés from dong-happy designers within a week of launching. And while the pair doesn’t care about offending any brand’s delicate sensibility, they know that it’s a matter of time before some dick ruins everyone’s fun:<p></p><blockquote class="">We consulted with an attorney prior to this endeavor. Basically, if you look at our terms, all work should be considered parody and therefore should be OK. However, we recognize how litigious this country is and are well aware someone will probably take legal action at some point. </blockquote><p>So don’t delay! Order your schlongified logo today—and tell them not to skimp on the pubes.</p><p><em>H/T </em><a href="http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/right-price-these-two-guys-will-add-penis-your-competitors-logo-163647" target="_blank"><em>Adweek</em></a><em> | Photo via&nbsp;<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/mmoosa/3501992313/sizes/o/">Sir Mo</a>/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)</em></p>
miles@dailydot.com (Miles Klee)Tue, 24 Mar 2015 21:39:24 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/these-dudes-will-put-a-penis-in-any-corporate-logo/BusinessLOLThis might be the best basketball trick-shot video everhttp://www.dailydot.com/lol/basketball-trick-shots-edited/<p><img src='//cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/07/b1/07b13dc62d02c386000c3d9572233a1b.jpg'></p>
<p>If you've seen one trick-shot video, you've probably seen them all. Or at least, you know the basic concept by now.</p><p>It's either a bunch of bros <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYPa0q9pxFQ">making difficult-looking basketball shots</a> or some sort of <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33xO5Jkr7-M">pseudo-celebrity attempting the impressive</a>&nbsp;or<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcn3-y2B3yQ">&nbsp;actual college basketball players carving out some time</a> to work on their non-traditional skills or other bros <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPOfStElLA">working on their games </a>in a random gym. </p><p>They all have a couple of elements in common. We usually have no idea if these videos have been edited in a way to make the impossible shot sail through the hoop in the most unnatural of ways; and we rarely have any idea how many hours were spent and how much energy was wasted in order to film that one lucky shot that actually went into the basket. </p><p>Luckily, a kid who goes by the <a href="http://dailydot.com/communities/youtube">YouTube</a> moniker Slam the Slammer has diligently answered both questions. Clearly, these shots were not edited.</p><p>Actually, I'm totally kidding. Which makes the video below—which was uploaded in 2011, by the way—so funny. Here's my only question: Were all shots going through the hoop the exact same? It would appear so.&nbsp;</p><p>(Quick aside: read the comments below the video. It's hard to tell if the people who think they're exposing the video as fake are serious or if there is some kind of meta thing going on where they're pretending to call out the fakeness of the video because it is, in fact, so damn fake.)</p><p></p><div class="ddgce-embed ddgce-embedded-oembed" contenteditable="false" data-value="eyJ1cmkiOiJodHRwczovL3d3dy55b3V0dWJlLmNvbS93YXRjaD92PWpGTEFmVnZXRUJrIiwidHlwZSI6Im9lbWJlZCJ9"></div><p>Congratulations Slam the Slammer. With or without the heavy editing, you've probably made the best trick-shot video of all time—even if others have toyed with that <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37hKscl0W7o">central gag</a> before.</p><p><em>Screengrab via&nbsp;<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFLAfVvWEBk">SlamtheSlammer</a>/YouTube</em></p>
jkatzowitz@thedailydot.com (Josh Katzowitz)Tue, 24 Mar 2015 20:56:41 +0000http://www.dailydot.com/lol/basketball-trick-shots-edited/LOLSportsYouTube