…what if, get ready for it, Harry Potter (the boy who lived and all that jazz) was nothing more than a depressed, downtrodden kid whose natural defense against loneliness and depression was to use his imagination.

That’s a mouthful. Congresswoman Loretta Sanchez, representative for a district in Orange County, has been working on The Hill for over a decade, and every year she graces those on her Christmas card list with some doozies starring her cat Gretzky. Here are the past 11 winners.

These are pretty bomb-dot-com parodic live-action movie trailers made by some damn talented fans. My request: can we get one for “Braceface”? I’ve always wondered if Alden would look as dreamy in real life…

I love reading as much as the next person (if the next person happens to be a bibliophile; if not, I love reading MORE than the next person). In any case, sometimes you want your love of books to trickle into other non-reading parts of your life, and here’s how you can accomplish that.

Sloths have a really great reputation because stupid celebrities like Kristen “Veronica Mars” Bell have become very public about their adoration for the animal that SUPPOSEDLY moves really slowly and laboriously. However, few people know about the OG slow-moving creature, the sloth of the ocean: me, the Blobfish. Eat your heart out KBell.

Just because you have a boyfriend, doesn’t mean that you don’t want to go out and see people. But going out with your (single) girlfriends is particularly hard. Your priorities have changed, you’ve moved on from your wild college ways and it’s EXTREMELY difficult to convince yourself that shots fun. Because they aren’t. Same with wearing tight dresses. Can’t we just have a game night?