The Player: Easy Hookups

The Player: Easy Hookups Even the most competent men will agree that the art of picking up women is a challenging one. It requires the widest array of human social skills, running the full gamut of emotion and reaction, and one must have both confidence and a steady hand. All this being true, why should we complicate things? Why overextend ourselves? Every pickup situation is different, which leaves us with the logical deduction that certain situations are easier than others. The entire flirting dynamic can change depending on the environment and type of woman you approach, so in order to lessen the load, it only makes sense to seek out the simple, easy hookups. We’re talking about the ones that are unhindered by particularly intimidating, outstanding factors, like the exceedingly difficult “impenetrable female group.”

On the other hand, there’s a lot more to this piece than the lowbrow “get ‘er drunk, then nail ‘er” philosophy. Here, you will remain a courteous gentleman, and best of all, you won’t even have to struggle to obtain the desired results because, as I mentioned, these are easy hookups.

Just bear in mind that nothing is inevitable; the worst mistake you can make is to assume you’ve bagged the prize before the pants come off. Even if a sweat-soaked, mid-afternoon sex romp seems all locked up, the slightest misstep can leave you hung out to dry — so toe the line, fellow Players. Just because these are all considered to be “easy hookups,” that doesn’t mean you can slack off and let things simply fall into place. If you’re a veteran, you know full well things don’t ever just “fall into place,” not unless you give her your undivided attention at all times. Easy, yes. Automatic, no.

Dog parks = Fun for dogs, easy for Players

With this tip, there’s very little you have to do. It may not be automatic, but even if you’re half brain-dead with erectile dysfunction, you can probably score a hot chick if you own a dog and live near a park. Most women will scoff at this age-old winning formula, and yet they can’t deny their intrinsic nature. There’s real science hiding beneath the surface of this phenomenon: a caring male dog owner hints at the possibility of becoming a caring father, doting on a pet in public shows he’s probably not afraid of PDAs, and caring for a pet requires, at the very least, rudimentary responsibility. However, you needn’t break this down into a research project; the results are 99% positive, and that’s all you need to know. Now, this can also work if you’re a cat lover, but you don’t typically take cats to the park. In that case, you need to get the woman back to your place first, which does add another degree of difficulty.

No matter what, guys with cute dogs are often irresistible to women, and there’s no debating that immutable fact. It’s even easier if the girl has a dog of her own, because then the obvious step would be to arrange a little play date between the dogs. By the way, babies can work too, but then you have to explain how it’s not yours, and you’re just being a good guy and babysitting. Nope, the formula is simple and almost always works — dogs, day at the park; winner.

Former conquests are often easy hookups

Every Player on earth will agree that having a little black book loaded with numbers is essential for frequent hookups. However, the veteran pickup artists realize that these numbers shouldn’t disappear after a brief fling that was more than satisfactory for both parties involved. Rather than “making room” in the book for more numbers, you had best squeeze ‘em in or buy a bigger book, because those former contacts can prove to be extraordinarily worthwhile (and are some of your easy hookups). Look, you’ve already done the legwork in obtaining that number, and considering you parted ways on good terms, why pass up a second opportunity? We’re currently in the business of making things easier, and there’s nothing easier than hooking up with a willing girl who already said “yes” once before. The goal has been achieved during a previous meeting; she shouldn’t have any reason to change her mind a second time around. Leaving a good impression is essential at all times, regardless of whether you’re pursuing a committed relationship or a simple one-night stand, and regardless of whether you’re a wife-seeker or a Player.