Friday, June 29, 2007

This week at Good Times, we celebrated the birthday of two very special celebutantes, Mark Pingol and Tim Murphy. Both boys enjoy diva jams, so DJ Jimmy and I made sure to pack as much Madonna and Mariah as possible.

Kevin (left) and friend are bringing sexy back. Doesn't that sound almost retro to say nowadays?

Jesse laid out on his rooftop for like, eight hours straight last week, but I think his burn has finally turned into a tan. Or else its just made him really really shiny.

I'm all about guys with noses like the one on the right. Do you think he's jewish perchance?

Jen and Bob got toasted before the party but still made it till well past midnight.

I was probably playing something like Deeper and Deeper right around now and the kids were loving it.

I have been accused of dating people who vaguely look like me, but these two are like cousins. Identical cousins.

David (right) and friend were all hugs earlier on in the evening...

...while Matt (left) and JR were all kissy early on in the evening. In a friendly kind of way.

Sammy (right) and friend are like, PLAY SOME MANSON!

I love that American Apparel shirt on the right, even if everybody in New York owns it.

Yuki (left) is literally twice as tall his friend on the right but you can't really tell in this picture.

PACKED! Thunderstorms don't mean shit to us at Eastern Bloc on a Wednesday. The party still rages.

These two have a Martha's Vineyard meets Mardi Gras look going on.

Christian (left) and friend did not complain that I didn't play Umbrella ONCE this week. Okay, I played a weird dance remix of it, but so what?!

Happy Birthday Mark!!! (on the left.) His friend Nile (right) was like, you betta play the extended version of Beyonce's Get Me Bodied so I can get my Naomi Campbell walk on!

And happy birthday Timberly! Tim made sure to carry his bouquet around all night so EVERYBODY knew that it was his party.

Cameron (left) and some dude wearing a hot pair of daisy dukes repped for Brooklyn.

Clint (a.k.a. Baby) was totally startled but the taxidermy rooster. Like you've never seen cock before, Clint.

Youtube's Matthew Luke Sandoval made a special guest appearance before going home to work on a musical score, shirtless of course.

Kissy kissy kissy. Everyone was so kissy at Good Times this week.

This is the most romantic picture I've ever taken (although I didn't really take it because I was DJing). The smiles, the disco ball, the Justify My Love soundtrack in the background...

Scott and Dave came through and lovvvvvvvvvved the Shannon song I played, Give Me Tonight.

I don't speak spanish but these guys make me wish I did.

Marc (left) and friend say heck no to techno.

Hi Bill! I heard the pinball machine was broken. I also heard you're a pro when it comes to workin' dem balls.

Kevin's (right) back in town! Now get back on the pole!

Best. Picture. Ever. No caption necessary.

The french are coming! Seriously. Pretty soon there will be more French dudes than Americans in New York if Ludo (left) has his way.

David (left) moved on from hugs to kisses in no time. The rest of the pictures of him are censored for good reason.

Deep V's = out. Very unzipped hoodies on hot guys = in.

Ummmmmm, Scott (left)? Why do photos like this always turn up when someone serves you whiskey?

I hadn't seen David (left) in ages but I think he ran out of there once we started playing Cathy Dennis.

And of course, your co-DJ of the evening, Jimmy Im, flexing his man muscles on wheels of steel. See you in two weeks (I'm gone for the Fourth of July).

Oh, and if you're around this Sunday, July 1st, come by the Cock cuz I'll be guest DJing all night long and playing retardedly fun song's like Lionel Richie's All Night Long.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Diarist Lesley Arfin, 28, grew up in a jappy Long Island suburb just like me! She went to shows at the Right Track Inn. and PWAC, just like me! She wanted to be popular but never really succeeded so she took lots of drugs and ended up on heroin before sobering up at the Betty Ford Clinic and getting her own Vice Magazine column. I, ummmm, became student body president, began fainting whenever I took drugs and now write freelance articles and DJ a whole lot.

Last night, I read Lesley's new book, Dear Diary, cover to cover. While I can't relate to a lot of the bullshit adolescent girls have to go through, I felt like my sister or best girl friends had just given me the keys to that locked treasure trove of gossip I had always tried to pry open. Buy it here.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Damn Foxy. I used to love you. Remember when I went to your in-store signing in Queens and you kissed me on the cheek? Who knew you were only 5'2"? I sure didn't. I'm sorry you keep getting arrested again and again and again. No one deserves to have their hearing aid stolen by their pimpin' ex-boyfriend's hos. I hope The Ill Na Na 2 eventually sees the light of day.

This is the dancehall remix of Foxy's last single of merit. Call me soon, Foxy!

I'm staying in today since I'm DJing later on tonight at Eastern Bloc (10pm, for those of you who'd like to stalk me), but in honor of today's holiday, I offer you with a photo of my favorite hard-on ever, taken by and featuring my favorite intern ever, Diana.

Friday, June 22, 2007

...or they get branded on the face with the word SNITCH. Sucks, doesn't it? Aren't the alleged kidnappers kinda hot though? Like, white trash hot, in that "its 4am and you're still hanging around the Cock" kind of way.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

I told everyone that this Wednesday would be Madonna week at our Eastern Bloc party, Good Times, in honor of my dear friend Tim Murphy's birthday (Holiday! Celebrate!). I was wrong. Tim's birthday is not until next Wednesday. My bad. The party was still bumpin' till 4am though with drunken revelers and gay swedes.

Diana (left, with Anne and Caitlin) finally made it out to the party after gruelling hours at her new job. Happy graduation Diana! Welcome to the world of working while hungover.

Craig was looking mighty suntanned last night while his friend was looking mighty cute. Well, Craig was looking cute too. Cute and suntanned.

These dudes paused from their makeout session to see what all the flash photography was about.

Joe (left) does his best impression of taxidermy alongside bartender Darren.

My heart is melting from the cuteness of the boy on the right.

Andrew (left) always wears lots of his buttons unbuttoned in a very seductive manner. On an unrelated note, someone told me that he could only pole dance to Pussycat Dolls' Buttons. Needless to say, he did not pole dance last night.