Okay, being a older sibling means you are more or less jettisoned out of the house and expected to get a job, being a younger sibling means nobody takes you seriously but you are showered with gifts, and being in the middle means... nobody cares.

I never had any older siblings but being the older sibling sucks because when your older and your little sibling pins something on you they are fine but you get in trouble for everything the younger is involved in sooo..younger I guess.