first thing i thought of was a dog behing chained. Being stuck. That being at home is like being chained. Being domestic is a jail.

Those were my initial thoughts. Then I realized that the person was just merely chaining his doormat so people wouldn’t steal it.

That would suck if someone stole your doormat. But that doormat isn’t all that special, so the person who chained it must be crazy. Or maybe his neighbors are crazy to steal a doormat like this.

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13 years ago

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Tom Saaristo

I’m thinking more along the lines of the house wanting to take the doormat for a walk but it’s struggling and focusing on being able to get up off its foundation to do so … look at the poor doormat! It’s out as far as it can go … just sitting their waiting to expel itself of all the dirt and debris it’s accumulated! Damn house!