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COLONEL MUSTARD IN THE RUBBER ROOM

Now that I have your attention how about we try a possitive post for a change!!!!!Think of something good to say no matter what it is and lets stick to it . I no everyone has alot of issues but please lets remember the good things. If you have agood joke tell it make us laugh or at least smile!

Blonde (sorry) And The Alligator
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. &quot;I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside.Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.&quot; The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of it's head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genital, unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. &quot;I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.&quot; A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A Blonde woman timidly spoke up, &quot;I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle.&quot;

For quite some time, theres a man living next door to a beautiful young girl. He curses his lack of confidence, as hes never said more than hello to the fantastic creature.
Then one day, as he returns from work, the girl appears at her front door wearing a flimsy negligee and beckons him over. As she slides her arms around his neck, its OBVIOUS shes coming on to him, and the man gets increasingly hot under the collar.

All of a sudden she looks up. Inside, quickly !! she whispers urgently, I can hear someone coming&quot;

Blind with lust, he follows her indoors where she strips off and stands in front of him, stark naked.

So, honey, she coos. What do you think my best attribute is?
Well, the man stammers. Its... er... got to be your ears.
The woman frowns at him incredulously.

My ears? she gasps. But why? Have you ever seen such FLAWLESS skin? Such PERT breasts? Have you ever set eyes upon such a FIRM backside?

No I agree, says the man.

The woman shakes her head, And yet you say my EARS ?...

Well its like this, he explains, when we were outside, you said you could hear someone coming...
So? she demands.

A blonde (sorry again) was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him: &quot;I've kidnapped you.&quot; She then wrote a note saying, &quot;I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.&quot;

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, &quot;How could you do this to a fellow blonde?&quot;

A friend sent this to me..As far as I can see, grief will never truly end.It may become softer overtime, more gentleand some days will feel sharp.But grief will last as long as Love does - ForeverIt's simply the way the absence of your loved onemanifests in your heart. A deep longing accompaniedby the deepest Love some days. The heavy fog mayreturn and the next day, it may recede.Once again, it's...

Today is my 25th birthday, to my somewhat lack of surprise I can see already no one really seems to care. I've always been the kinda person to make sure that everyone I Care about feels appreciated and knew somebody had their back. I can count 4 times this year when I Went out of my way to make sure a "friend" felt good on their birthday, especially if they got left hanging. Its early in the...

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