There is a little girl on the other side of my cubicle wall singing "Ring Around the Rosie" over and over and over and it's fucking creeping me out. I just want to walk around and ask her mother if she really knows what that fucking song is about.

Sorry to be the pedant, but if you're referring to the song being about the Black Death, that's an incorrect meme that gets passed about...The earliest record of the song is in 1790, and it's a rather innocent 'ring game' tune.