The incomparable Eric Snider imagines Gary Marshall pitching the studio on New Year's Eve. Swallow all your coffee first, lest you spit it at the screen. (Film.Com)

I know, I know, I already talked about Movemeber today, but the lovely John Hodgman has some tips for the newly mustachioed among you. I just like typing the word mustachioed. (NY Mag)

All the people who have mocked Michelle Williams for her pixie/Mia Farrow cut feel like assholes today. Apparently she's wearing her hair that way in memory of her ex-husband Heath Ledger. (Telegraph)

Every single promo I've seen for Ricky Gervais's new show with Warwick Davis ("Life Is Short") has delighted the sh*t out of me. That includes this bit with Liam Neeson. h/t PaddyDog. (Irish Times)

I am in love with this gorgeous pseudo art nouveau poster for Aliens. I say pseudo so you can't jump down my throat about what is an is not art nouveau. Well you can. I know how much you enjoy it. (Geek Art)

I enjoy musicals, so it's with delight that I bring to you a fantastic choice for Marius in the upcoming Les Miserables film. Eddie Redmayne. I love his weird alienface. (Deadline)

I Kan't talk about that other divorce. Frankly, I don't want to. But I can say I'm a little sad that Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard have announced their split. I blame Fox. (Celebitchy)

I usually don't post videos when I don't understand what the hell is going on in them. This is an exception. A glorious, possibly incestuous exception.

This here is a medley of every single song you hate. Turns out they all use the same four chords.

Joanna Robinson knows there were a few good songs in that last video. She never lets facts get in the way of hyperbole.