"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still

"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News

"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love

"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe

"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets

"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David

"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray

"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Let's review: you found it necessary to use Paul Lo Duca and Cliff Floyd as examples as to why you wouldn't sign with the Mets.

Well let's ask a question: If you knew that Victor Zambrano, who is forever one pitch away from disaster, was going to pitch for the Blue Jays...would you have signed there?

Does Victor Zambrano meet your high standards of professionalism, talent, and health?

No really, I'd like to know.

Congratulations! You've passed up Paul Lo Duca for what's behind door number three...and you got a year's supply of canned squid. That'll teach you to open your mouth. Take solace though, I hear the Toronto school systems are excellent.

At least my worst nightmare will not come to fruition. I always believed that the first Mets no-hitter in their history would come from Zambrano and that he would forever torment us as the answer to a trivia question.

Liberals hate god and that is obvious since liberals didn't want to free IROC and now that IROC ia s afree country libeals still complain about bringing home the troops that is why the USA rejects communism and knows that Bush is a great leader and will bring freedom to all!

***LIBERALS HATE GOD said... Liberals hate god and that is obvious since liberals didn't want to free IROC and now that IROC ia s afree country libeals still complain about bringing home the troops that is why the USA rejects communism and knows that Bush is a great leader and will bring freedom to all!***

Uhmmm...what? Can you free your brain of stupidity? Are you a Rockies owner by any chance? Dog help you...