Kirstie Alley says she's lost 100 pounds. "I feel like I'm back in my element," she adds. "I honestly didn't even realize what I looked like." She denies going under the knife: "I haven't had plastic surgery, but here's the reason: People do plastic surgery to make you look younger," she said. "I don't think it makes you look younger ... it can make you look weirder." And! The highly quotable lady says of dating: "This is what I think about sex. I think it's fun to hook up every night for six months ... Then it's time to move on!" [NYDN]

This news anchor making fun of the Kardashians is hilarious. [Yahoo TV]

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Sienna Miller, JK Rowling and Hugh Grant are among the "core participants" presenting evidence in court in the investigation of the News Of The World phone hacking scandal. [Moviefone, BBC News]

Johnny Depp, a man always intent on hiding his hotness, wears creepy makeup to play 200-year-old vampire Barnabas Collins in the film adaptation of Dark Shadows. Surely he and Tim Burton know what they're doing, but I am of the opinion that he looks not like a vampire but like a flapper mime. A pretty flapper mime. [People]

Lindsay Lohan went to the grocery store, and took 20 items into the 15 items or fewer line. An older lady pointed this out, and LL snapped, "Mind your own business." The cashier proceeded to ring up Lindsay's stuff and Lindsay discovered she had no cash. As she left the store, a blonde extension fell out of her head, and the old lady picked it up and said, "I think you dropped something." [National Enquirer]

Wyclef Jean really digs Sarah Palin. He calls himself a "huge fan." Why? "Cause she's rad. She's shrewd. She's cool. Because at the end of the day, I'm for the people, because this is the United States of America… this is what America's really about. Anyone should have the right to say, ‘Look I can do the job and this is what qualifies me to do the job.'" Clef clarifies: "I'm not saying she could be the next president, you know, but there's something about her. Heavy debates in my house. Whenever I say Sarah Palin, people think I'm crazy, but I like her, I do. I can like whoever. This is America, right?" [Radar]

URGENT: Does Jon Hamm look like Fabio? Because that's just not fair. Don Draper would never come up with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. [The WoW Report via People]

In July, when the Emmys were announced, Kate Winslet was in England taking a cooking class. "That particular day, we happened to be doing a butchery class. And, literally, as the email came through telling me that I had been nominated and that we had received 21 nominations overall - I am not kidding you - I was hacking up a chicken. Isn't that great? I just love that story."[AP]

Sean Penn's assistant slipped while taking a shower at his house in Malibu and dislocated her elbow. Sean wrapped her in a towel and rushed her to the hospital, and then sat on some steps and cried a little bit. [TMZ]

Nancy Grace has lost 10 lbs. during Dancing With The Stars rehearsals, and says: "I just hope I don't lose any weight in my boobs!" [Radar]

"I did a couple of shots of vodka - definitely – beforehand, and then a couple of glasses of champagne as a celebration of never having to do that again," — Keira Knightley, on a spanking scene in the movie A Dangerous Method, which examines the relationships between Carl Jung and Sigmund Freud. [Showbiz Spy]

"It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed." — Nicolas Cage. [Reuters]