My new boyfriend

Yes. A little. There's gotta be a downside. C'mon, spill.
P.S.: What kind of accent?

No, had him last week- it's more like 6", his accent's so garbled, I couldn't understand him, smart- yeah, he's got his GED, and wealthy,
well , not anymore. He worked for me, and I just fired him. Have fun........
bitch !

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How much did it cost you ?

He's fictional, but you can't have everything.

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He has a russian accent.

OP

Not so much jealous as skeptical, if you aren't just a bored basement dweller then honestly congrats and I hope you make each other happy.
Though I do wonder what he sees in you, since you seem like a catty personality to want to go on a anonymous message board and brag to feel better about yourself.

OP will be in a dumpster in 3 weeks due to jealousy.

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Yikes...Russian...I *was* envious.
But it's nice dating a guy who wouldn't steal from me, cheat on me, or murder me in cold blood.

I think the Russian accent could be [italic]very[/italic] sexy.

Russian accents ARE very sexy, but their halitosis is not.

Russian. Hmm...don't expect much smiling or laughter.
It's like living with someone who is constantly pissed off.
Oh and the FIGHTS you'll have! Hope you have good insurance!

Not jealous.
Very happy for you.
When you meet his mother, wear garlic.

If he's Russian and wealthy, then he's got ties to the Russian mob. Every single Russian of wealth has obtained it from illegal activities. Enjoy being gunned down in your sleep, OP.