Presented by ESPN, the ESPY Awards hand out hardware to athletes that have already won the most important prize in their line of work. It's pretty ridiculous, really.

But who cares?!? It also results in opportunities to see sports stars and personalities in outfits that are far more revealing than what we're stuck with on SportsCenter every night. Two cases in point from last night's ceremony: Brooklyn Decker and Maria Sharapova.

Brooklyn Decker vs. Maria Sharapova in tennis? That would be no contest, although the former is married to a tennis star in Andy Roddick. That counts for ... well, nothing, other than giving us material for this intro.

They've flown across the Atlantic, but Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint have not settled their style score.

The co-stars posed separately on the red carpet of yesterday's Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows premiere in New York City, a few days after doing the same in London. Don't be fooled by their smiles, either, readers.