Funny Math Jokes for Teachers and Kids

Funny Math Jokes For Teachers and Kids

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Via the a link in twitter, I found an excellent collection of mathematical humour, math jokes which amazingly includes many jokes I had never seen or heard before, and many of them good ones! For example, the Arithmatic joke made me laugh out loud:

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. #mathjokes

I have decided to write a mathematical humour or math jokes so as to avoid a negative attitude towards learning math in classroom. Here's a math joke I made up for one of my class.

If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong.

The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10. #mathjokes

Boy: 67% of girls are stupid. Girl: I belong with the other 13%. #mathjokes

"Q: What is normed, complete, and yellow?
A: A Bananach space... #MathJokes"

"Q: What is a topologist?
A: A person who cannot tell a doughnut from a coffee mug. #MathJokes"

"Q: How does a mathematician call his dog?
A: Cauchy - because it leaves a residue at every pole... #MathJokes"

Let epsilon be less than zero... #MathJokes

Here's another a funny Questions and Answer math jokes.

What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?
Geometry !

What do you have to know to get top grades in geometry ?
All the angles !

What kind of pliers do you use in arithmetic?
Multipliers !

If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
One dollar.
You don't know your arithmetic.
You don't know my father !

Rama stood quietly as her father examined her report card.
"What is this 45 in math?" asked her father.
"I think that's the size of the class," she said quickly!

If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?
I don't know.
Why not ?
In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.

If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have ?
Big hands !

The teacher was giving her Kidss a quiz on counting. Rama got things started by counting from 1 to 10. "Now, Rana," said the teacher, "you take over, beginning with 11."
"11, 14, 23, 42, 26," said Rana.
"What kind of counting is that'?" asked the teacher
"Who's counting'?" replied Rana. "I'm calling signals."

Why was the maths book unhappy?
It had too many problems !
Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?
Rama: Nine.
Teacher: That's not right, you'd have eight.
Rama: No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!

Birds on the mountain,
Fish in the sea,
How you passed math
Is a mystery to me.

Rana: I got 100 in school today.
Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?
Rana: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History.
Mother: Well, at least you can add !

I got 100 in an arithmetic test and still didn't pass.
Why not, for goodness sake?
Because the answer was 200.

The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Rama," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistakes?"
"Yes," said Rama, and she did.
"Now, Rana," said the teacher, "can you count from 10 to 20?"
"That depends," said Rana, "with or without mistakes"!

TEACHER: Can you count from 1 to 20?
Kids: I'm not sure. How about if I just count from 1 to 10 twice?

TEACHER: Today we're studying percentages. If there are ten questions on a quiz and you get ten correct, what do you get?
Kids: Accused of cheating.

What do you call an arithmetic teacher who can make numbers disappear?
A mathemagician.

How far open were the windows in the math class?
Just a fraction.

That's it a post about Funny Math Jokes For Teachers and Kids. Thank you for the visit and had the pleasure to read my post about Funny Math Jokes For Teachers and Kids. Hope can make you smile in the middle of busy work. If you have another math jokes that you can add to my collection through the comment section below this post . Thanks. Best Regards.