THEN I GUESS AARON HILL IS A RACIST…

This video’s almost a month old and I have no idea what Toronto Blue Jays slugger Vernon Wells is talking about, let alone which one of the so-called Action Girls he’s sharing (whichever one she is, I’d bet you couldn’t slide a 50-dollar bill between her knees…maybe a hundred). But anyway, chick mentions something about a lawsuit, and Wells guesses that it’s probably fellow Blue Jay Aaron Hill, “because he’s a racist.” Uhhh…

I guess it’s a joke, but jokes are supposed to be…I don’t know…funny? Or at the very least, involve prostitutes and/or dead babies so that at least we know that you’re trying to be funny and just not getting there. But this? I don’t know what the hell this is. Vernon Wells hardly seems like the Malcolm X type. Maybe Malcolm Z, as in zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.