Sick of a car taking up two spaces on the street? How about a car too close to yours? What about the car at the mall parked diagonally? Now you can do something about it. Simply download a notice and place it on the car's windshield. The owner of the vehicle will be informed of their asshole status as well as the proper tips to improve their poor parking techniques. It's time to put an end to asshole parking, or at least to make fun of it.

Give a notice. Print out one or both PDF flyers, cut them out, and keep them on your person when you're out and about and spot some asshole parking job. Submit a picture (all the cool kids are doing it) of said asshole parking job for maximum mocking potential, that way the asshole can go to the site and see (along with the rest of the world) what a true asshole they are!

I went to the movies last month and there was a Corvette taking up two spaces - diagonally - nearest to the theater entrance. So I took out my notepad and left a note on the windshield that read: "Neither your car nor your mid-life crisis is impressive. Learn to park!"

i will neither confirm nor deny that some years ago a pre-printed flyer photomontage of a erect penis in a suit, complete with a tie, with the accompanying text "nice parking job, dickhead" was placed on DC-area windshields. . .