In a stunning update, archaeologists have just unearthed the McDonalds where the prehistoric villagers ate. . .while the petrified McAuroch burgers came as a surprise, the discovery that four-thousand-year-old McNuggets resembled real chicken about as much as four-minute-old ones raised no eyebrows. . .

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