So, remember Toyo Shigeta, the CEO of a Japanese ad agency who's getting sued for "perverted" stuff like taking photos of Maria Sharapova's crotch? Well, The Smoking Gun has the court documents from the lawsuit, and Exhibit A is… the photo he took of Maria Sharapova's crotch. Which is good. That's something that needs to be shared with the world, I think.

I can't believe some little fairy is suing him over this. If my boss took this photo and sent it to me, I'd be all, "You couldn't have moved to the left before taking it?" And I'd be sure to compliment him on keeping his Parkinson's under control. Kinda.

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If there's some kind of Nobel Prize for cooze-sleuthing, you, sir, would be on your way to the podium. Kudos.

11.01.07 at 7:17 pm

twoeightnine

You'd think someone from Japan would have a better camera.

Flashing like a Japan tourist, we command pure hits

11.01.07 at 7:19 pm

bluepoo

Yummy…well, that is if you're into hot chicks.

11.01.07 at 7:24 pm

secondbasementdweller

I wonder if she'll cut off her tits so she can look more like Favre's wife.

Just working a riff man. Skeedelydeebop!

Oh, and, uh, nice pussy. Thanks Matt.

11.01.07 at 7:27 pm

Gourmet Spud

This pic is a great reason why I both i) can never check this site at work and ii) visit it as soon as I get home.

11.01.07 at 7:32 pm

GEB4000

I thought this guy got a shot of a naked beaver. That's why those cameras attach to your feet right? This is nothing. If Maria doesn't want people seeing her panties maybe she shouldn't put her legs up like she's ready for an examination.

11.01.07 at 8:21 pm

swing4

Is she eating pringles?

Why yes, I am female. Why do you ask?

11.01.07 at 8:26 pm

bp

Maybe I'm a little too into Shigeta's work for my own good (and the good of my calluses), but is that an auto-erotic asphyxiation mark around her neck?

11.01.07 at 8:28 pm

swing4

Dude, that's an earring. See a therapist.

11.01.07 at 9:05 pm

nerditry

The Japanese certainly are strange. Those guys throw away electronic shit we won't see for years and all Shiggy can manage is a mediocre cell phone picture?

Even Maria has a look on her face like she's checking a nice ass.

11.01.07 at 9:33 pm

TiffanyLeigh

If Maria is going to save the photographer the time and effort of dropping a handful of pennies on the court to get us a good look around, who are we to judge?

11.01.07 at 10:04 pm

brooklyn

this is totally inappropriate. all of this objectification of wome…

wait a second is that her vagina? alright i can get on board with this.

11.01.07 at 11:34 pm

DeadlyDeadlyHawk

Greatest photo by a human.

11.02.07 at 12:13 am

ihopethisgetsmattmoney

I don't know. Ever since I read that thing about her being a shitty lay she's kindof moved out of my top 5. Now I guess I'm only attracted to her because she's hot and rich. And that makes me shallow woman-like.

11.02.07 at 3:15 am

Harry Paratestes

Just imagine plowing that….terrific

11.02.07 at 6:59 am

BlessTheDanceTeam

I wonder if he took that with a Canon camera.

I was all excited about a crotch pic, but then after seing the panties she is wearing, I am strangely attracted to my grandma.

11.02.07 at 8:44 am

ChrisP

GEB4000 has it right — Maria being upset about that pic is like a woman wearing a low cut top and being upset about guys looking at her breasts.

11.02.07 at 9:53 am

Joe Buck

Keep it in your pants, fellas.

11.02.07 at 10:20 am

manchoi44

Joe Buck, you slay me

11.02.07 at 10:41 am

dave

Why would you sit like that if you DIDNT want people to take a pic of your cooter?

And that bad in bed thing… I dont know if I buy it. The dude from Maroon 5 as a reliable source? Im not going to beat around the bush with it… The guy is queer. Not that there is anything wrong with that… But straight men dont wish they were into dick:"I'm not into dick. I wish I were. It would be so much easier. Because, you know, men have a certain camaraderie with each other that's easygoing and kind of simple, when you think about it."

11.02.07 at 10:48 am

Hercules Rockefeller

What's the big deal? Those are standard tennis panties. Watch a few minutes of a match and you'll see the exact same thing.

11.02.07 at 11:31 am

WildcatJesus

is that what heaven looks like?

11.02.07 at 11:59 am

WhyDoYouAsk

In Russia, cooch shoots you!

11.02.07 at 1:31 pm

Pauly

Is that picture blurry because his camera phone is out of focus or is that how all oriental people see things through their eyes?