U.N. REQUESTS FISH BROTH RECIPE

In a move to end world hunger the UN has officially requested access to Chief Spence’s fish broth recipe. Reasoning, that if the Chief can survive for over 6 weeks on this soup without noticeably losing any of her considerable bulk, the World Health Organization has resolved to actually do something useful. In the future, fish broth will replace food donations. Thanks to Theresa Spence, harmony and health for all is possible in our lifetime.