(22-05-2014 03:19 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote: I feel and look like I have swallowed a beach ball.

*whine*

So... the name of your wondrous parasite is 'Beach Ball'?

Not the name I would have picked, but at least it's not Beelzebub.

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
"Anti-environmentalism is like standing in front of a forest and going 'quick kill them they're coming right for us!'" - Jake Farr-Wharton, The Imaginary Friend Show.

Why not name it Ishtar as a very foreboding sign of what will come and what caused its creation?

For the record Ishtar was the Babylonian goddess of: fertility, love and sex (what caused it's creation) and war (what will come; y'all are bound to have at least one big argument.).

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
"Anti-environmentalism is like standing in front of a forest and going 'quick kill them they're coming right for us!'" - Jake Farr-Wharton, The Imaginary Friend Show.

(22-05-2014 05:21 PM)Free Thought Wrote: But 'Beach Ball' is still a bit of a stretch, don't you think?

Why not name it Ishtar as a very foreboding sign of what will come and what caused its creation?

For the record Ishtar was the Babylonian goddess of: fertility, love and sex (what caused it's creation) and war (what will come; y'all are bound to have at least one big argument.).

If Im going with a goddess it will be Cliodhna

For a child, the Queen of the Banshees does makes sense.

Considering all they do is scream.
Constantly.

But I stand by my suggestion, because it is in itself and educational experience.

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
"Anti-environmentalism is like standing in front of a forest and going 'quick kill them they're coming right for us!'" - Jake Farr-Wharton, The Imaginary Friend Show.

Or if you think I'd even consider having a kid. They are noisy, annoying and have generally poor manners, even by my standards.

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
"Anti-environmentalism is like standing in front of a forest and going 'quick kill them they're coming right for us!'" - Jake Farr-Wharton, The Imaginary Friend Show.

Yes, but I can legally put a pet in a Skinner Box and condition it to do exactly what I want.

I can't do that to a baby. I'm not even sure if they'd be smart enough for it to work before they are too old to make a difference.

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
"Anti-environmentalism is like standing in front of a forest and going 'quick kill them they're coming right for us!'" - Jake Farr-Wharton, The Imaginary Friend Show.