Hummer and automotive authority Car and Driver have joined together to create the most exclusive SUV yet. The CARandDRIVER.com Limited Edition Hummer H2 celebrates the designation of the H2 by Car and Driver as one of the 10 Vehicles for the Apocalypse in 2007. The bespoke series will be limited to only 47,456 vehicles (the number of unsold H2s left on Hummer lots), each with a numbered dash sticker designed by a former CARandDRIVER.com intern and printed on my color laser printer.

Also standard on the CARandDRIVER.com Limited Edition Hummer H2 is an array of exclusive features, including a pair of decorative 15-inch subwoofers occupying the cargo hold; tri-tone Katzkin pleather seats in red, white, and blue; chrome bumpers, light bezels, brush guards, fuel filler cap, door handles, and window and door surrounds; 32″ chrome Rage wheels with Riken tires pre-worn by Car and Driver testers; and hand-painted graffiti and scorch marks from prestigious customizer Environmental Defense Fund. Options include a 0.50 caliber machine gun from Lynch Hummer and replacement of the standard emblems with BMW 3-series badges to make this a Car and Driver 10Best Cars pick.

OK, not really. But Aston Martin and Robb Report have teamed up on a $153,000 special edition V8 Vantage Roadster. It features precisely no functional changes and only a fraction of the cool stuff designated for our H2, but I’d still take one. After all, embarrassing special edition aside, it’s still a V8 Vantage Roadster, a car for which I’d sell my soul.