Should a college kid's inability to cook more than ramen noodles be held against him in NFL war rooms?

A sane person would say no, but in one of Bob McGinn's popular draft profiles in the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, Apple's perceived culinary shortcomings are cited as a red flag for the 20-year-old cornerback.

Perhaps this is naive, but it's hard to believe the scout pulled the cooking tidbit completely out of thin air. There must be somebody out there so disturbed by Apple's work in the kitchen that he/she sent it up the flagpole and to the masses. Speak up rabble-rouser. Put a name to your scurrilous claims!