See, "forty-two" is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything, but that's all. (Well, it's also the answer to the question, "what do you get when you multiply six and seven," but that's beside the point. ) "Slope" is the answer to everything having to do with math (especially Algebra), and Pat Buchanan is the answer to everything else.

So really, you can't compare the Three Great Answers, as they preside over different areas of Answerdom. *everyone stares*

I've noticed that no matter how many times somebody asks the question who is Pat Buchanan, what is Pat Buchanan, or is Pat Buchanan real, not a single soul answers. I've only had one real answer and it was a long time ago. It took some digging through polls to find it too. And the reply was that he's some sort of super hero--a legend on the site.

I ask again:
Who is Pat Buchanan?
What is Pat Buchanan?
Is Pat Buchanan real?

And I seem to be prophosizing the answer: Nobody really knows....

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