Another one bites the dust

sung to the tune of "Another one bites the dust"

Ivan walks warily down the street.
with a brim pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet.
Katana ready to slash.
Are you ready? Are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the doorway the ukes flip
to the sound of the beat.

Another one bites the dust.
Another one bites the dust.
And another one gone, and another one gone.
Another one bites the dust.
Hey, I'm gonna get you too.
Another one bites the dust.

How do you think you're gonna get along
without me when I'm gone?
You took me for everything that I had
and kicked me out on my own.
Are you happy? Are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat?
Out of the doorway the ukes flip
to the sound of the beat.

Another one bites the dust.
Another one bites the dust.
And another one gone, and another one gone.
Another one bites the dust.
Hey, I'm gonna get you too.
Another one bites the dust.
Another one bites the dust.
Another one bites the dust, aw!
Another one bites the dust, hey hey.
Another one bites the dust.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.

There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man
and bring him to the ground.
You can flip him, you can flop him,
you can throw him bad,
and lock him when he's down.
But I'm ready. Yes. I'm ready for you.
I'm standing on my own two feet.
Out of the doorway the ukes flip
repeating the sound of the beat.

Another one bites the dust.
Another one bites the dust.
And another one gone, and another one gone.
Another one bites the dust.
Hey, I'm gonna get you too.
Another one bites the dust.