SFH3's Bay2Blackout 2018

May 18th-20th

Cum celebrate our fair city by the bay in the hashiest way possible - getting weird and partying the hell out of it! Join us for a weekend full of drinking, soctumes, and debauchery! Oh, and r*n (or stumble) a historic San Francisco r*ce!

Here are the themes for the weekend!

Friday: Boot Camp and Kinky Bar Crawl

Listen up, you army of half-minds! Today, we’re going to drink beer. And then we’re going to hump through hilly terrain for miles. And then we’re going to drink more beer. So bring out your doggy-style tags, flash your patriotism, camouflage that bazooka in your pants, and if you don’t float the keg before the night is out, I’m gonna put my foot so far up your ass that...well, shit, you’ll probably like it. Let’s move it. What, is that too hard? You'll get no sympathy from me. You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphillis. That's where you'll find my sympathy.

Note: Capped at 150 hashers!

Saturday: Camp No Counselors (Summer Camp Theme)

Summer is cumming and the forecast is hot and wet! Pitch a tent with us at Campsyte SF to practice your knot-tying and water sports, or join us by the campfire to deflower some boy scouts. This will be in a sheltered outdoor area with heaters, so Be Prepared!

Note: Capped at 150 hashers!

Sunday: Band Camp

Tune your tromboners and G-strings for a walk of treble! We’ll be banging loudly for hours down San Francisco’s most outrageous neighborhoods during our Bay to Blackout trail, where you’ll likely stick some instruments where they absolutely belong. Remember to warm up your lips and tongue, keep your wood wet, and practice safe sax, ESPECIALLY when fingering A minor.

Then this section is for you! We'll have our twelve days of hashing from May 10th through 21st hosted by many of the nearby hashes. They will be hashes of all types so cum prepared and often! (Check our calendar for more information.)

Three days entrance (Friday/Saturday/Sunday) at three different venues, beer, food, entertainment, trails, snacks, more drinks and the best time you won’t remember.

Registration tickets are transferrable but NOT refundable. If you cannot make the event and wish to transfer a rego please email the SFH3 GMs at gms@sfh3.com.

Lodging

Sleep with a hasher

Want to stay with a hasher instead of paying for a hotel? Contact GuestServicer@sfh3.com for more information and to be matched with a host. (and if you have an extra bed and can host please also contact GuestServicer@sfh3.com).

Stay at a Hostel/Hotel

For those looking to book hostels/hotels, the saturday night venue is Campsyte SF, and the Sunday start is near Rincon park. We do not have an official Hash Hotel, but there are several good hostels and hotels downtown: