Kim Kardashian Brutally Roasts Jimmy Kimmel in Birthday 'Mean Tweets'

Jimmy Kimmel celebrated the big five-oh on Monday with what else but a special edition of his ongoing hit segment "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets." But instead of asking stars to read troll tweets directed at themselves, A-listers like David Letterman and Jennifer Lawrence read tweets that attacked the birthday boy himself. What a way to celebrate. Some were undeniably harsh: "Jimmy Kimmel you still look like a potato. Now you’re just a hairy potato. So you’re extra gross," Amy Schumer read. As Zach Galifianakis noted, "There's no nuance there."

But the sickest burn undoubtedly came not from some jealous rando, but from Kanye West himself. And the icing on top of the incredibly offensive birthday cake? It was delivered by none other than the rapper's wife, Kim Kardashian West. She read, from @KANYEWEST, "JIMMY KIMMEL PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES...OH NO THAT MEANS YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN TOO MUCH GOOD P*SSY IN YOUR LIFE."

Damn. Can we unpack that for a sec? Kanye, presumably miffed after Kimmel made some joke at his expense, would rather Jimmy never experience empathy for him than let him in on all the great sex Kanye is having. To be fair, that's really more of a brag on Kanye's part than a diss against Jimmy. Actually, it's more Kanye bragging on behalf of the women he's slept with.

Unfortunately, Kanye's Twitter account has long been deactivated, so we were unable to verify when this tweet was from. But as of November 2017, both Kanye and Jimmy are happily married (Kanye to Kim, Jimmy to writer Molly McNearney), and we hope that the, uh, love is good all around.

Check out the full range of anti-Jimmy tweets as read by his celebrity friends, below.