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Swine Flu in Pertia has now reached 81 victims. The second last case discovered was a 7 year old Grade 1 student who smokes cigarettes.
He felt a little sick with a cough yesterday and stayed home from school. He got a vaccine and then the sympto...

Swine Flu now reaches 42 in the small community of Pertia.
The most recent two cases were a 102 year old long-time retired pensioner who got Swine Flu in his apartment complex from another sick Swine Flu victim who stays next to his apartment roo...

The Swine Flu Toll for Pertia is now 17. 12 new cases have been discovered in the past two hours when it was announced that the toll was just five.">
The most recent cases are a 5 year old Prep student at Pertia Primary School, a 6 year old boy, a...

The Swine Flu Toll in Pertia has now reached 5 after a recent case was discovered.
The latest case was an 18 year old Year 12 student at Pertia Secondary College. During classtime hours at 12 noon, all students were at class and the 18 year old gi...

The newly found Pertia Town was a found town in 1979, which is located near Wellington, New Zealand and it is 8806 km². It was always known as the 'happy town'. Nothing ever went wrong there until the year 2009 approached.
The first drama was the...

Recently, Australia's railway operator has been meeting with all it's employees to plan the perfect railway map. The map has been set out and completed and will be reviewed.
The map contains lots of improvements. Such as stations returning, new st...

It has recently been discovered in the city of Alice Springs, a railway station is in the area. But it looks nothing like a station.
It is named "The world's worst railway station in history".
Inspectors who inspected the place very thorougly...

A new drug has been made in a laboratory pretty recently. A drug that looks somewhat like marijuana.
The drug has already hit the streets and attracted over 10,000 people and killed nearly all of those 10,000 people! Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, is...

Very bad news awaits a woman who is encountering over-puberty after a puberty check to make sure she is fine in terms of puberty.
18 year old Julia Vagina, is encountering puberty which is turning out to be a horrible and embarrassing encounter fo...

The headline mentions "Railroad crossing running over". It may sound what the title says but it is not about what you are about to read.
The Railroad Crossing at Cooper Street, nearest to Epping Railway Station, has been responsible for a run-over...

A crazy railroad engineer, Alex Remins, is found hunting down throughout Australia's Epping Railway line.
Recently, Police of Victoria have been receiving countless number of reports mentioning about an "aggressive train monster". He was found tak...

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John Boehner Admits: I Am a Woman!

John Boehner today admitted what many have suspected for years, he has a vagina. "I have wanted to bring out the truth for so long said Joan through his tears, now I can cry and nave mascara run!

Grumpy Trumpy

Grumpy Trumpy made quite a squall,Grumpy Trumpy had a great fall.All of Ailes' minions and all of Ailes' punditsCouldn't put his Party together again.

Pirates' Cruise Ship Snack Attack

A motley crew of swashbuckling pirates commandeered a luxury cruise ship off the coast of Somalia and demanded 10 million dollars until the buccaneers dined in the cafeteria and died of food poisoning

Snippets on Sale Again

Okay our last sale was so popular we ran clean out of snippets. So now were going to offer a buy-back program. 100 snippets for the price of 1, that's our final offer. Don't be shy watch them fly!

Chris Christi Licks Sickness

As a result of an intensive three-year psychological reconditioning program under the supervision of Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee, Chris Christi is almost completely cured of his homosexual disease

Self Righteous Wing Extremism

From the summit of Mt. Appalachia with arms raised skyward in a flagrant display of pompous pride and pretentiousness, self-ordained Pope Rick Santorum decreed that he and only he is holier than thou.

US Victim of OPEC Coup

In a sneakily sinister scheme the Oil Pumping Evil Countries (OPEC) dropped the price of crude oil to two cents per barrel, then conquered the US when consumers choked to death from car exhaust fumes.

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