Female Fake Taxi

Picked up James today on his way to do some shopping, and caught the cheeky bugger winking at me in the rearview mirror! Since he was handsome and had such nice eyes, I was totally flattered. Then James told me I was the sexiest cab driver he ever had! We

This posh chick, Honour, got in my cab today, and started complaining straight away! I didn't pull up close enough, she snagged her stockings on the door getting in, the backseat smells like piss and pussy--ridiculous! I told the posh tart that she could

I was giving blonde fashionista Misha a ride to the mall, when she found a pair of red lace knickers in the backseat! I confessed that I'd been up to some naughty business earlier and had shagged a really slutty chick in the car. And to my shock, Misha as

Handsome banker Marc got in my taxi today, and I was just complimenting him on his nice suit, when the cheeky bloke decided to play a trick and make me think he was robbing me! He gave me such a fright, I nearly peed my pants! Weirder still, Marc confesse

I picked up one of the shaky phony babes today! When Brook Logan jumped in my cab on the way to the pub, I knew I recognized her from somewhere, then I remembered. I'd fantasized about that hot slut from the TV a thousand times! I just couldn't believe I'

Ben got in my car and recognized me as the "busty blonde" from the paper! He promised me he wasn't a reporter, so I confessed it was me. I had recently gotten in a lot of trouble for having sex with a passenger in a car park, which the sneaky bloke knew a

Local barmaid Holly wanted a lift to the pub to start her shift, but the pretty blonde had left her money at home! Since she was wearing heels and a tight dress that barely covered her massive tits, I couldn't drop her off in the middle of nowhere, so I s

A nice looking young man got into my cab today, on his way to the Sutton FC match. Since I'm a huge football fan, I told him I would give him a free ride. My friends do call me the Slut from Slutton, after all! He loved my nickname, and suggested I hop in

Beautiful, nice, and a thief! As soon as sexy Daphne closed my cab door today, she was begging me to drive away as fast as possible. And a few minutes later, the pretty brunette hid in the backseat as some undercover cops stopped to ask if I'd seen a jewe

Danielle hopped in my taxi today and asked for a ride to a pub, and any pub would do! Her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too nice, and he preferred a dirty pornstar. The poor thing said she was just saving the filthy stuff for later

Ella was happy to get in the cab with a hot chick instead of a dirty old pervy taxi driver--until John poked his nose in! She was showing me her incredible pussy-licking skills when John opened the door, demanding the car back so he could start a shift. I

Ella was surprised to get in my cab and find a pretty woman instead of a fat, pervy taxi driver. She said she's always being asked out for dates by drivers, and it's totally awkward. I joked that if she jumps in all cabs looking that sexy, she shouldn't b