Rhyme:
I’m the M-O-M, here to bust a rhyme out,
So listen up, yo, or I’ll put you in a time out!
I rule the roost, I’m commander in chief,
My to-do list’s longer than War & Peace.
I do it all, I’m a coach, I’m a nurse.
I got a whole damn drugstore in my mad Mom purse!
Cookin’ mac and cheese, like I’m the Top Chef,
Feedin’ hungry kids like I was UNICEF!
Rollin’ atcha soccer games, enthusiastic,
Rockin’ mom jeans, lookin’ hella fantastic!
Running mad errands, yo, all over the map.
I’ve changed some diapers, but take no crap!
So sit up straight! Clean your plate! No swearing!
Don’t roll your eyes! Is that what you’re wearing?
You think you’re all bad? Well, you best be good.
Better watch yo’ booty when Mom’s in da hood!