Uh-oh. Did Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony break up because Jen was getting on the floor with William Levy, the hired abs from her "I'm into You" video? Levy — a telenovela star — separated from his wife in May. Now, just because Jenny slithered all over him in front on the cameras doesn't mean the sexytimes continued later on. But. Apparently the 30-year-old Cuban cheated on his wife with over 40 women, so JLo could have been one of them. That's just how mathematical possibilities work. [Bossip]Marc Anthony played a show in Bogotá, Colombia Saturday night, and "joked," "They're saying I'm single," to the crowd. Except it's not a joke if it's true, is it? Or maybe it is a joke but just not funny. Is a joke still a joke if it's not funny? Marc Anthony raises so many existential questions. [People]

The astronauts on board the Atlantis space shuttle were awakened by Beyoncé's "Run The World (Girls)." Then they heard a voice: "Good morning, Atlantis, this is Beyoncé," said Beyoncé. "You inspire all of us to dare to live our dreams, to know that we're smart enough, smart enough to achieve them. This song is especially for my girl Sandy and all the women who have taken us to space with them, and the girls who are our future explorers." [NYDN]

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Sometimes women get confused about what to drink. So many choices! Which are for men and which are for delicate flower females? None of the names are ridiculous enough so that a chick knows it's a drink for chicks. Thank Goddess for Pharrell, who has created a vodka-based cream liqueur called Qream. QREAM. It is for "figure-conscious females." Pha-Real explains: "I looked at the market, I looked at the holes out there, and it felt like indulgence and women were the two things that were being neglected. So what I decided to do was design a drink that made sense for women that everybody could enjoy, but women knew it was for them… [It's the] same alcohol by volume as wine, except for when you pour a glass of Qream, it's significantly less calories." [Hip Hop DX]

Sergeant Ray Lewis has invited Betty White to the Marine Corps Ball, where he will be performing as a rapper. Sergeant Lewis says: "She's funny, she's sweet, she's mature, she's the all around perfect woman." [Digital Spy]

Kanye West went shopping in London and spent $43,451 on shirts. He paid in cash. [The Sun]

Ivanka Trump gave birth to a baby girl on Sunday. This morning the infant is running a small firm about to revolutionize the real estate biz. [People]

Impish youths Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez crashed a wedding in Malibu over the weekend when they heard a Bieber song coming from the reception. [Showbiz Spy]

Ladies, if you like a man who's cute, but can also wield a hammer and nails and has built his own bar, may I present Anthony Mackie? [Page Six]

This sounds like the plot of a freaky movie: Brooke Mueller is going to an "extreme" rehab clinic in Mexico, where she will take some kind of drug that will "rewire" her brain. In the flick, the rehab would be a concrete underground fortress, with Nicolas Cage as the creepy doctor with "controversial" methods and Virginia Madsen as the patient who checked in 30 years ago and will never check out. [Daily Mail]

"I'd like to refocus everyone's attention away from the Kardashians and onto Doctors Without Borders or aid workers. Let's redefine scandal. Scandal is not who so-and-so is dating; scandal is the fact that 1.2 million people are still living in tents in Haiti, and cholera is rampant because Nepalese U.N. soldiers dumped shit from their Porta-Potties into the river. That's a fucking scandal. If the average 15 year old was hearing about that instead of so-and-so's plastic surgery or cheating in Hollywood, I'd feel better about our future." — Ladies and gentlemen, Olivia Wilde. [ONTD via Marie Claire]