Well my plumber knows me better than I know myself,So I'm gonna let him do all the talking.Plunge Suck, Plunge Suck.

I came across a blockage in the middle of the sink,With a big black bird and a cherry pie!Plungs Suck, Plunge Suck.

I felt a little chill climb up my back,I said don't look down just keep on plunging.Plungs Suck, Plunge Suck.

But the big black bird said look this wayHe said, 'Hey there lady will you unstick me?'Plungs Suck, Plunge Suck.

But I said no no, no no no noI said no no, you're not going to be free.No no, no no no no.I said no no, you're not going to be free.ooh Plungs Suck.

My plunger hit a problem in the sink, it stuck,So I stopped it dead for a plunge or two.Plungs Suck, Plunge Suck.

So I pulled at him and I shouldn't have done itAnd he won't forgive me after all these years.Plunge Suck, Plunge Suck.

So I sent him to a place in the middle of town,With a black bird vet and a massive fee.Plungs Suck, Plunge Suck.

Now he won't come back coz he's oh so happy,And now I've got a sink for the world to see yeah!Plungs Suck, Plunge Suck.

And he said no no, no no no noHe said no no, you're not the one for meNo no, no no no no, he said, no no, you're not the one for me.Ooh Plunge Suck, 'not the one for me yeah' ooh Plunge Suck.He said no no no no, No No No, NO! NO!You're not the one for me.Plunge Suck.

No no no no, Plunge Suck,No No No, Plunge Suck,NO! NO! You're not the one for me.