Everything Donald Trump Has Had Time to Tweet About Instead of the Quebec Mosque Terrorist Attack

Why, exactly, has Donald Trump stayed publicly silent thus far about the shooting at a Quebec mosque that killed six people two weeks ago—even after he accused the media of purposefully not covering terrorist attacks? It’s one of the great mysteries of the real-estate mogul’s presidency so far—though his counselor, Kellyanne Conway, has offered one possible explanation. “I will ask him,” she told CNN’s Jake Tapper on Tuesday. “He doesn’t tweet about everything. He doesn’t make a comment about everything.”

Er, doesn’t he? As Seth Meyers pointed out Thursday night, the president’s extensive Twitter history makes a point to the contrary. Meyers accented it with a scrolling list of all the topics Trump somehow has found time to tweet about—including, to be fair, several topics he commented on well before the terrorist attack, or even his election. The crawl played for the better part of a minute as Meyers enjoyed a glass—make that two—of the hard stuff.

But if you’d rather scan it quickly, we’ve taken the liberty of transcribing it below.

Meryl StreepArnold Schwarzenegger
The ratings for the all-new Celebrity Apprentice
The musical HamiltonGary Busey’s mechanical dogRobert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s relationship
People who drink Diet CokeKaty Perry and Russell Brand’s relationship
Wind turbines in Scotland
“My many enemies”
Himself eating a taco bowlSaturday Night Live
Himself eating K.F.C.Samuel L. JacksonPenn Jillette
Macy’sVanity Fair
Major League baseballMegyn Kelly
Low-energy Jeb Bush
The Super BowlJoy Behar
T-Mobile Service
The song “Rockin’ in the Free World”
“Sleepy Eyes” Chuck ToddRonda Rousey
The microphone at the first presidential debate
“Haters and losers”