Pave the Everglades. Just evacuate the mammals and napalm the entire things and pave it all. It would sure as shiat getting to Miami a lot easier now that that prick Scott vetoed the speed rail that everyone wanted.

"The python found on Tuesday was killed ..." This was a case of cold blooded murder, because ... snakes are cold blooded. Rimshot and I'll be here all week. Try the veal and be generous with your server.

99.998er:parasol: take a farkette's word for it - the glades can be stunning in their own way - and at least some parts of the state are still foolishly dependent on water - if not the people, then Big Sugar

there are scarier invasives doing quite well in FL - at least some of the local hipster chefs are making efforts to make some of them edible

I thought the hipster chefs were the scarier invasive creatures to invade Florida,