Side note: For what it’s worth, confirming all belief, I heard from the folks who worked on The Roast that Dykstra is indeed a genuine piece of shit who basically tried to extort them into more money and hotel rooms (?) by continually threatening to cancel.

I always remember Dykstra, Daulton and Mitch Williams stiffing little kids on that promotion day when you were allowed on the field before the game. All three got what they deserved. Payback’s a b1tch. On the flip side,

Fregosi and Eisenreich were total gentlemen. BTW, What idiot is going to buy a book from one of the crash dummies?

I would like to counsel Lenny. I am blessed with the gift of extra base logic and I have positioned myself as a the purveyor of violations. Please disregard my multiple failed relationships and the fact that I can’t keep a woman or a friend. Disregard the fact that my co-workers can’t stand me. My constant loss of jobs and forced anger management were not necessary. I am very enlightened and special. If you don’t believe me, just listen to my show and I will continually mention it. Isn’t that right, Martinez?