The annals of history are replete with examples of teenage angst and unrequited love. It took the state of New York to make those a crime.

State prosecutors decided to charge Isaiah Rodriguez, 18, of aggravated harassment and endangering the welfare of a child over a series of MySpace.com messages professing his ardent devotion to a 14-year-old girl.

The messages said, in part: "I love you;" "we need to be together;" I will see
you every day;" and "I will never stop trying to talk to you."

That, according to the solons in the New York state attorney general's office, amounts to a violation of Section 240.30 of the state penal code. It says: "A person is guilty of aggravated harassment in the second degree when, with intent to harass, annoy, threaten or alarm another person...causes a communication to be initiated by...electronic means...in a manner likely to cause annoyance or alarm."

The words "we need to be together;" "I will never stop talking to you;"
and "I
love you" are not threats, but appear to be merely the symptoms of
unrequited
love--the same hopeless affection that, among countless others, Dante felt
for
Beatrice; Don Quixote for Dulcinea; Cyrano for Roxane; Quasimodo for
Esmeralda;
Young Werner for Lotte; Jay Gatsby for Daisy Buchanan; and that Charlie
Brown felt
for the Little Red Haired Girl. While these romances do not usually end well
for
the pursuing party, the People have cited neither statute nor case law that
might
punish the communication of unrequited love, even if such is undesired.

Teenagers are especially vulnerable to the "madness most discreet" that
makes
sad hours seem long. Mere pages before he met Juliet, Romeo pined for
Rosaline;
Adrian Mole longed for Pandora Braithwaite in volume after volume of his
"secret
diaries;" and Dion implored of the skies up above, "why must I be a
teenager
in love?" vowing, just a few verses later, that "if you should say goodbye,
I'd
still go on loving you." When teenagers fall in love, as song lyrics and
studies
show, they are more likely to exhibit almost manic behaviors, take risks,
act
compulsively, and sometimes pursue, with reckless abandon, the objects of
their
affection. While the actions of a love-struck teenager may well be foolish,
reckless, or otherwise acts which might not be expected from a mature adult,
they
are not, without more, elevated to crimes.

The allegations in the Complaint merely establish that Defendant declared
his
feelings for the Complainant. Conversely, the Complaint is devoid of
allegations
that the Defendant knew his declarations would be coldly received. The
alleged
messages that form the basis of the charge of Aggravated Harassment were
transmitted through Myspace, a social networking website that allows each
user to
choose which friends will be part of his or her network. When another
Myspace user
receives an invitation to be friends, he or she must choose whether or not
to
communicate with the requesting user. At any
time, a Myspace user may remove friends from his or her network, or may
block
unwanted communications. Thus, while it is reasonable to assume that at
some
point, Complainant added the Defendant, under his nom de plume"looking 4 the
right
one in my life," to her list of friends, the Complaint contains no
allegations
that Complainant attempted to quell Defendant's love by blocking Defendant's
messages or by asking him to cease writing her. We therefore find that the
Complaint fails to show that the Defendant intended to alarm, threaten or
annoy
the Defendant.

Although the court didn't go there, another problem is that the state law violates the First Amendment and New York state's constitution. That's because the First Amendment protects even annoying speech--otherwise some overtly political Web sites, let alone sites like Annoy.com, might not even be able to exist.