Kellyanne Conway appeared on Sean Hannity’s fake news show to mock the Russia scandal which is ripping the White House apart. As one does when trying to present alt-facts to refute the narrative, Conway held dumb cue cards to prove there is no collusion with the hostile foreign government. However, Donald Trump Jr. proved that he tried to collude with Russia in order to help his father win the election by trying to obtain damaging information on Hillary Clinton from a Kremlin-connected Russian lawyer. Seriously, this stuff just writes itself.

“This is to help all the people at home. What’s the conclusion? Collusion? No, we don’t have that yet,” Conway said while holding up a sign with the two big words.

“I see illusion and delusion. So just so we’re clear everyone, four words. Conclusion, collusion no. Illusion, delusion, yes,” she said.

Meanwhile, back in reality, White House staffers are lawyering up. A top Republican said that the ‘White House is paralyzed’ over the Russia scandal. The Trump administration is being shaken to its core but Conway held up signs so it’s all good and everything is fine, amirite? Kellyanne Conway went full Kellyanne Conway, highlighting that the White House is adverse to facts. If Conway and Hannity keep bending over to grab their ankles for Donald Trump, they’re going to break something, but we’re somehow OK with that.

Thank you, Kellyanne Conway, for crawling out of your crypt to hold up stupid signs after a foreign government interfered with our presidential election. It’s good to know she’s taking this situation seriously.

Conover was Commander of Jade Helm 15 during the failed takeover of the South. She's also one of the biggest arseholes on Twitter. At night, she can be found drinking Conservative tears while pulling off the wings of flies just because she can. She writes for other sites, too. She's an awful person but she doesn't like to brag about that.