Posts Tagged ‘secular gay fascism’

Elton John is one of those Atheists the rest of us tend to hope people just don’t notice, especially when he is talking. Not to long ago Elton said:

“From my point of view, I would ban religion completely. Organized religion doesn’t seem to work. It turns people into really hateful lemmings and it’s not really compassionate.”

Ouch. Ban? Pretty wince-worthy. While these are exactly the kind of extremist comments Atheists don’t need to be associated with, at least the sentiment behind his remark is a sane one – that the world just might be a much nicer place without religion. As John Lennon said it, “Imagine No Religion”. Sure, I get that. We all do.

Then, Elton John starts talking about how Gays have no right to get married and he loses me.

The righteous population of latter day saints in Draper Utah are taking a stand against secular gay fascists mucking up their quiet lives and reminding good Mormons that hate isn’t ok while they go to pray at their yes on prop 8 campaign centers temples.

To counter all this free and unrestricted public assembly and discourse the town is proposing an ordinance that will protect the temple goers from the free liberal society that is infecting the holy land of Utah. It will create “free speech zones” where you can engage in democratic dialog. Outside of the “free speech zones” will be a Mormo-fascist zone where you can’t speak freely but you can get a $750 fine.

Once upon a time the town of Eureka Springs was “known as a resort town for Christians.” This was until a “a small group of homosexual activists” conquered the town in the name of gay-satan. The town is now an al-queda style training camp for the secular gay fascist party’s transsexual SS.

The American Family Association has produced the film They’re Coming to Your Town documents how “family” activists are whining about speaking out about the new found fabulousness of their Jesus town. The promise that the film is “an eye-opener to those who are not familiar with how homosexuals use the system to attain their goals.” The system the “professional, militant homosexuals” are using is called democracy, Jesus hates the stuff. They don’t call him the Prince of peace because you get to vote on it.

Anne Heche’s mother, Dr. Nancy Heche, is an evangelical speaker who has built a career on talking about how to love gay people while hating their gayness (them). She promises “a message of love, hope and respect for individuals and families dealing with same-sex attraction.” She’s a bit more realistic than many of her peers saying “You and I aren’t going to wipe out homosexuality… We can wipe out the hate and the confusion and the anger.”

You might be thinking that’s a little odd. On one hand she just said she wants love hope and respect, on the other she just said she wanted to wipe out homosexuality while admitting that she can’t. For most people love and respect usually mean that you don’t want to wipe out other people’s cultures and relationships. For example I love and respect vegetarians, I don’t want to wipe them out.

This is how these gay loving evangelicals think of homosexuality:

“homosexuality is sort of like type 2 diabetes: Certain people may be more likely to develop the condition than others. Factors like an abusive parent or childhood teasing can make someone seek out sexual consolation in members of their same sex.”

Apparently Richard Raddon, the ex-director of the Los Angeles Film Festival is a big creepy Mormon homophobe who donated $1,500 dollars to the anti-gay marriage Proposition 8 campaign in California. Apparently fags, other species of gay, and their godless straight allies harassed Raddon to the point of insanity and now he has quit his job:

Richard Raddon stepped down as director of the Los Angeles Film Festival following a barrage of calls and emails protesting against his support for Proposition 8, the controversial ballot measure that was passed in California on Nov 4.

Fred Phelps of everyone’s favorite “God Hates Fags” Westboro Baptist church has a fun website that is part atlas and part god’s holy fury. The fun animated map will help you find out why god hates a particular part of the earth. Once there you can find out exactly what god’s so angry about and even what he’s doing to punish them heathens!

Florida Judge has ruled that the 30 year old Floridian law banning evil gay sodomite hedonists from adopting children is unconstitutional! Now when gays aren’t busy making Jesus cry, shopping, or having buttsecks they can enjoy raising a fabulous family.

The Department of Children & Families has already filed for an appeal because they want children to have no home, no family, NOTHING rather than two mommies. And that would be funny, if it wasn’t true.

Gay people want to get gay married and have fabulous gay weddings, and if only you would let them do it they would spend a LOT of money in the process. Connecticut knows this and got on board the gay love train. Now little same sex wedding bells will ring across the state and $13 million dollars of gay love money will be pumped into their economy. California, on the other hand, hates money.

if the California Supreme Court decides in March that it will not honor the 18,000 same-sex marriages performed this year, the state will be forced to return the marriage license fees– a cost of about $2.9 million. Previously, the Williams Institute found that California’s same-sex marriage law would boost the state’s economy by $63.8 million, a revenue stream that has now dried up with the passage of Prop. 8.

Because who the hell needs revenue and salaries and employment anyway? We have some fine shelters here in the golden state and they are clearly not getting enough use. Oh California, fail. Epic fail.

At the behest of secular gay fascists California’s Fair Political Practices Commission is looking into the Mormon Churches donations to and actions surrounding the Yes on Proposition 8 campaign.

According to the complaint issued by Californians Against Hate the LDS failed to accurately report monies used to support everything from websites to direct mail to a speaker’s bureau. If the Mormon church is betrayed by the San Francisco values of California’s heathen government it may be fined thirty pieces of silver.

Conservative Anglicans all over the United States are furious that the Episcopal Church is embracingsecular gay fascists and other LGBTQ people sinners and letting them have a productive role in their community.

Tired of being pushed around by all this neighbor lovingness and acceptance the Common Cause Partnership, a conservative Anglican coalition, will unveil a new draft constitution for a new Anglican church which they promise will have 500% more gay bashing and that will always put the religious right before civil rights.