Disneyland Day 1

Well, day one was unpleasant. The best thing I can say is, it’s over… It has been very very hard on the body.

…to make you smile…

A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.
“I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.”
“Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “How long have I got?”
“Ten,” the doctor says sadly.
“Ten?” the man asks. “Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!”
“Nine…”
“Eight…”