"This is my nephew, the fagula. Oy vey! The little pisher dresses just like a nafke, all farpitzed to go out looking for a shvantz! Haha! Just look at that farkakte jacket and the meshugeh bowtie. What a putz! Look at him. He hates when I go on like this. Haha. Well, gai tren zich, you little nebbish!"