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Friday, September 30, 2005

Two In The Coot, One In The Poot....

Or..."One in the stink, two in the pink.”
My HNT post yesterday got me to thinking about the joys of The Shocker, or more commonly known around here as The Shocka! Believe it or not I was not aware of this wonderfully artistic act till the Spring of 2003. It was then that I first met my future sister and brother-in-law. I’ve mentioned this first meeting before, but I’ll hit the highlights once again. Susan had invited me to her home in Tennessee to meet her Mother for the first time. It just so happened that her sister was there with her live in boyfriend and his two kids. They later married and are now going through a divorce, but that’s another story.
Anyway, that night Susan, me, her sister Julie and her boyfriend Rob went out to dinner. The two of them were like teenagers in the back seat of my car. Making out, clawing all over each other and I swear at one point I think I saw him sucking on one of her nipples. While this behavior is fully acceptable among consenting adults, it’s a little unsettling to witness the first time you ever meet someone. I mean hell, it’s not like we were all working on the set of some porn production. (Although that would have been all kinds of cool!) So it was at some point on the way to the restaurant when Julie asked Susan if she liked receiving the shocker. Susan nervously laughed of course, but I was a bit confused.
“Shocker?” I asked.
“Yeah man, you know, (Rob made the above pictured hand sign), two in the coot and one in the poot.”
They all busted out in laughter, although Susan’s was forced. It was obvious she was uncomfortable talking about this sort of thing in front of someone she hardly knew.
I must say I was intrigued. This was certainly something I was curious about trying. Who would have guessed that this could be considered sexy? Definitely not me. In my past experiences the whole anal region had been off limits, well except that one time at the YMCA.....but anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, I was interested in trying this Shocker thing out. I’m happy to report I did get to try it a few times. Unfortunately those day are in the past. But who knows? Maybe someday soon I’ll get another chance. So ladies, what do you think? This something you’ve enjoyed or would like to enjoy?? Men, do your women folk like you doing this? Inquiring, and dirty, minds want to know...
Have a great weekend!! Go VOLS!