Best White Christmas Movie Quotes

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When I confessed to a friend that I had never seen the movie White Christmas (with Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Rosemary Clooney, and Vera-Ellen), she insisted that I make plans to see it this Christmas season. Well, it’s already one of my favorites. There are so many great White Christmas movie quotes that I’ve collected several for you here. If you’re a die-hard fan of this Christmas classic (or on your way to being one) then you’ll instantly be taken to the scene of each of these memorable lines. Feel free to share these as your Facebook or Twitter status.

If you’re like me and you’ve never seen it, you can watch White Christmas on Amazon Instant Video for less than $5. This movie has romance, comedy, music, dancing, and even drama–the whole package! Plus, it’s something that our whole family can watch together. (Although it is a little long, and your younger kids may fall asleep before the end!)

Movie Quotes from White Christmas

If you love this movie, please feel free to add your favorite movie quotes from White Christmas in the comments below.

“There’s no Christmas in the Army, Colonel.” ~General Waverly

“The Old Man’s heading back to the rear – he’s never moved in that direction in his life.” ~Bob

“This division is now under the command of General Harold G. Carlton, and I don’t want anyone to forget it — not that he’ll let you. He’s tough — just what this sloppy outfit needs. You’ll be standing inspection night and day — you may even learn how to march. And if you don’t give him everything you got, I may come back and fight for the enemy. Merry Christmas!” General Waverly

“My dear partner, when what’s left of you gets around to what’s left to be gotten, what’s left to be gotten won’t be worth getting, whatever it is you’ve got left.” ~Phil

“Mutual, I’m sure.” ~Doris

“Well, I like that! Without so much as a ‘kiss my foot’ or ‘have an apple.'” ~Doris

“I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children. And if you only spend five minutes a day with each kid, that’s forty-five minutes, and I’d at least have time to go out and get a massage or something.” ~Phil

“Miss Haynes, if you’re ever under a falling building and somebody runs up and offers to pick you up and carry you to safety, don’t think, don’t pause, don’t hesitate for a moment, just spit in his eye.” ~Bob

“But if there was one thing I learned in the army it was to be positive — especially when you don’t know what you’re talking about.” ~General Waverly

Comments

I Love the movie White Christmas, and these quotes are great… I wanted to share another one with you. “If you’re worried and you can’t sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep. Then you’ll fall asleep counting your blessings.” – Bing Crosby

I just saw this movie for the first time last night and imagine my surprise when my grandpa’s favorite saying came out of Bing Crosby’s mouth! I had no idea it was from this movie! It made me miss him but also smile, imagining him watching the movie. And of course laugh, because of the quote!