LittleMissStubborn:WhippingBoy: The best water slides are the ones where you sit at the bottom and watch the force of the water blow off women's tops and jam their bottoms "up there".

That's pretty much all of them. I sadly know this from experience.Waterslides and bikinis just don't mix.

You're a liar. Yes they do. They mix perfectly well. Ladies, if you have second thoughts about wearing a bikini to a water park, don't sweat it. It's perfectly safe and acceptable. You can trust me...really.

MoronLessOff:LittleMissStubborn: WhippingBoy: The best water slides are the ones where you sit at the bottom and watch the force of the water blow off women's tops and jam their bottoms "up there".

That's pretty much all of them. I sadly know this from experience.Waterslides and bikinis just don't mix.

You're a liar. Yes they do. They mix perfectly well. Ladies, if you have second thoughts about wearing a bikini to a water park, don't sweat it. It's perfectly safe and acceptable. You can trust me...really.

jst3p:MoronLessOff: LittleMissStubborn: WhippingBoy: The best water slides are the ones where you sit at the bottom and watch the force of the water blow off women's tops and jam their bottoms "up there".

That's pretty much all of them. I sadly know this from experience.Waterslides and bikinis just don't mix.

You're a liar. Yes they do. They mix perfectly well. Ladies, if you have second thoughts about wearing a bikini to a water park, don't sweat it. It's perfectly safe and acceptable. You can trust me...really.

MoronLessOff:LittleMissStubborn: WhippingBoy: The best water slides are the ones where you sit at the bottom and watch the force of the water blow off women's tops and jam their bottoms "up there".

That's pretty much all of them. I sadly know this from experience.Waterslides and bikinis just don't mix.

You're a liar. Yes they do. They mix perfectly well. Ladies, if you have second thoughts about wearing a bikini to a water park, don't sweat it. It's perfectly safe and acceptable. You can trust me...really.

The pipe part in the middle, at the lowest point of that bend, looks less blue and more transparent than the others. So you can at least be assured that people will be able to point and laugh at you should you get stuck.

kvinesknows:MoronLessOff: LittleMissStubborn: WhippingBoy: The best water slides are the ones where you sit at the bottom and watch the force of the water blow off women's tops and jam their bottoms "up there".

That's pretty much all of them. I sadly know this from experience.Waterslides and bikinis just don't mix.

You're a liar. Yes they do. They mix perfectly well. Ladies, if you have second thoughts about wearing a bikini to a water park, don't sweat it. It's perfectly safe and acceptable. You can trust me...really.

kvinesknows:MoronLessOff: LittleMissStubborn: WhippingBoy: The best water slides are the ones where you sit at the bottom and watch the force of the water blow off women's tops and jam their bottoms "up there".

That's pretty much all of them. I sadly know this from experience.Waterslides and bikinis just don't mix.

You're a liar. Yes they do. They mix perfectly well. Ladies, if you have second thoughts about wearing a bikini to a water park, don't sweat it. It's perfectly safe and acceptable. You can trust me...really.

FTFA, Slide 6... "Brazil's 135-foot attraction Insano plunges at a speed of 65 mph, taking riders from start to heart-pounding finish in less than five seconds."

Jesus christ... 65 mph. I'd imagine that you hit the bottom of that slide with such force that your asshole pops open like a farking parachute on a funnycar and you end up with enough pool water pumping into your GI that it's shooting out your nose by the time you come to a stop.

moike:FTFA, Slide 6... "Brazil's 135-foot attraction Insano plunges at a speed of 65 mph, taking riders from start to heart-pounding finish in less than five seconds."

Jesus christ... 65 mph. I'd imagine that you hit the bottom of that slide with such force that your asshole pops open like a farking parachute on a funnycar and you end up with enough pool water pumping into your GI that it's shooting out your nose by the time you come to a stop.

I saw this slide on TV and surprisingly, the people survived it with no problems. I would not have believed it if I had not seen it.

MoronLessOff:You're a liar. Yes they do. They mix perfectly well. Ladies, if you have second thoughts about wearing a bikini to a water park, don't sweat it. It's perfectly safe and acceptable. You can trust me...really.

Maybe they're just worried about really losing them. I hear those things are expensive. Maybe you could volunteer to hold onto them at the bottom for the nice ladies? It's like a Boy Scout helping a little old lady across the street; your civic duty and all that...

WhippingBoy:jst3p: MoronLessOff: LittleMissStubborn: WhippingBoy: The best water slides are the ones where you sit at the bottom and watch the force of the water blow off women's tops and jam their bottoms "up there".

That's pretty much all of them. I sadly know this from experience.Waterslides and bikinis just don't mix.

You're a liar. Yes they do. They mix perfectly well. Ladies, if you have second thoughts about wearing a bikini to a water park, don't sweat it. It's perfectly safe and acceptable. You can trust me...really.

Katy Perry disagrees....

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Is she taking a dump in that picture???

There's a better angle on a GIS, where she isn't standing like that, and you get to see that she has a rather nice ass...

moike:FTFA, Slide 6... "Brazil's 135-foot attraction Insano plunges at a speed of 65 mph, taking riders from start to heart-pounding finish in less than five seconds."

Jesus christ... 65 mph. I'd imagine that you hit the bottom of that slide with such force that your asshole pops open like a farking parachute on a funnycar and you end up with enough pool water pumping into your GI that it's shooting out your nose by the time you come to a stop.

Man, it ws nowhere near this high, but they had one of these in Phoenix, and when they first put it in, you could pull on the bar where you held on and launch yourself. You would go out over the edge and drop 20 feet or so before coming in contact with the actual slide(It 'may' have actually been more straight vertical). Sadly, the next time I went, a year or two later, they didn't let you do that anymore, but holy Fark was it awesome. I wouldn't do that for a million bucks now though.

didn't delete enough code yesterday, three cheers for infinite recursion: Hooray!Hooray!Hooray!Hooray!Hooray..fixed broken support for newsaramaadded support for dallasobserver.comadded mapping for collegecandy.comreplaced the thumbnails at toofab.com with the slideshow-sized images if we have links for the originals2012-08-18Shuffled around and deleted tons of code. Since testing code is only for pussies and people who make mistakes, no tests were done. So write an email if something doesn't work. Which obviously won't be necessary. Well, probably. How does one make branches in SVN again?