Before our cover star George Clooney gets married, a look at his most enviable, infamous conquests

Kelly Preston

Lucy Liu

It was only ever a rumour that they were together, but if ever there’s been a case for miscegenation, this would have to be it.

Lisa Snowdon

Clooney’s had good luck in London town. This Brit model was in and out of Clooneyville for five years.

Sarah Larson

Something must have been switched on when Clooney did the Ocean’s films. This chick is a Vegas cocktail waitress.

Stacy Keibler

There’s nothing elfish about this Keibler. She used to be a professional wrestler for godsake.

Amal Alamuddin

A lawyer who took on Julian Assange as a client. Fluent in French and Arabic. Clooney must have enlisted her to help him take on Sudanese warlords as much as for the way her eyes sparkle in candlelight.

For years George Clooney’s romantic life, similar to Robert Downey Jr’s sobriety, has been the subject of endless talk show gags and award show punchlines. Here are some of his greatest hits, in chronological order: