Glad you're ok QD. I think I need to update the rules for the site and make it so every member has to write it into their will that their next of kin have to come on here and tell us when someone is injured or dead... Sound like a good plan?

Glad you're ok QD. I think I need to update the rules for the site and make it so every member has to write it into their will that their next of kin have to come on here and tell us when someone is injured or dead... Sound like a good plan?

It's already in mine, along with instructions to donate my porn collection to PSFanboy or whateverthefuckhisnameisnow.

good to see you back man ... this'll put the "dead" rumors to rest... unless it's really Psy on your account, pretending to be you...

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QUOTE (Massacre @ Mar 15 2011, 01:24 AM)

Oh, good one. The "you're on the internet so you must have no life" insult isn't moronic or unoriginal at all. You must, without a doubt, be a very important member of society, not at all a waste of the already barely valuable gift of life.

As is the case for everyone who takes issue with people who make them sad on the internet, you are one of two kinds of people:

You are exactly what you claim I am, and that is a lonely, pathetic basement dweller. You life is spent eating eight pounds of junk food per day, masturbating to anything you find online that's even remotely feminine, and wishing you had good looks and social skills. You continue to live with your mother until she dies of a combination of lung cancer and liver failure brought on by the chain-smoking and heavy drinking she used to cope with what a failure you are. Your mother mercifully dead and free of the living embodiment of failure she regretfully thrust from her loins, the bills start to pile up and you, unemployed and unable to pay these bills (of course), lose the house and everything in it. Somehow even more of a failure than you already were, you wander from place to place eating out of dumpsters and sleeping in your own filth until you finally die of AIDS, which you contracted from a diseased whore you scrounged up enough money to pay for, so you could finally lose your virginity while at the same time pretending that your mother was back in your life.

Or:

You are the type who was an athlete in high school, who was genetically doomed to be an idiot but managed to finish school and even get a college scholarship because you were so good at a worthless children's game. You went off to college with a suitcase full of polo shirts and condoms, the polo shirts, because you're a douche, and the condoms to prevent you from impregnating the dim-witted young college girls whom you could never touch without the aid of Rohypnol, a drug you refer to as "roofies" because you can neither spell or pronounce Rohypnol. You scrape by with borderline D's for the next four years, and leave the campus to go out into the real world where your realize you're not intelligent or talented enough to do anything of value with your life. Misery and minimum wage ensues for thirty years, then you blow your brains out, and your corpse, alone and forgotten, is not discovered until the smell of rotting flesh seeps under your door and your bodily fluids finally soak through the floor of your studio apartment and into the room below you. Your body is cremated, the ashes scraped into a garbage bin because there was no one in your life who valued you enough to pay for a casket, funeral, or burial plot.

You're undoubtedly one of the two, otherwise you would have better things to do than complain about the theme of a forum that doesn't care about anything you have to say.

... but, i'm going to sue him/his insurance because i don't have medical ensureance and i'm not really sure how good my friends car insurance is.. I don't know how much money he has but he better have a lot... hopefully he has a house or something worth money... I havn't gotten the bill yet but i'm expecting it to be as much as 80k-100k..

its a shame that your not in the UK with medical bills that big. you'd have been able to go on the NHS, actually contract swine flu and die from complications of it combined with pnuemonia. then we'd all be able to continue the thread debating possibility of you being dead.but on a serious note, hope you get better soon.

What type of truck did you get sideswiped by? I'm honestly really surprised your injuries weren't worse. My aunt spun out on the highway during winter and got rammed at her door by a car, and she was fucked up for a while.