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Police tweeted about the incident, saying: "He broke into a house on Corsewall St, decided on a pit stop, ate half a pie and fell asleep covered in Doritos. He woke up in cuffs."

A police spokeswoman said: "Around 11.50pm on Tuesday police were called to Corsewall Street in Coatbridge after the homeowner discovered an intruder within their home.
"Police attended and a 46-year-old man is the subject of a report to the procurator fiscal."