I hid behind these two pillars with my uzi and dester eagle in hand. One of the guards
saw me and started shooting. So naturally, I shot back, my first gun of choice was the uzi.
I saw the bullets spray a wall next to him, I missed. I hid back behind the pillar
and heard him shoot. After he stopped I peeked back out and shot again, this time there
were two of them. I sprayed the air with the uzis bullets and hit one, I watched a redline form from where the bullets hit. I hid again behind the pillar and heard the first
one continue shooting at me. After he stoped I peeked out again, the uzi ran out of bullets
so I shot at him with the pistol, I missed. I threw the uzi down to the floor and grabbed
the pistol from my pocket, the guard shot and stopped. I peeked back out, this time there
was a man and a woman running from the otherside of where the guard was. The woman, out
of nowhere, starts shooting at me. I sighed thinking, "Why oh why?" and shot one bullet
with eachpistol in unison. She clutched her throat and fell. I hid again behind the pillar
and decided to get up and try to back off some. As I was backing out the guard was running
towards my direction. He saw me and jumped so close to me that when I shot upwards I was
afraid that I would also shoot my ear off. He fell dead. The man that was first running with
the woman appeared again and I shot him twice in the stomach.

I went to bed at 2:00am today, thinking I'd finally get some sleep. I wasn't prepared for the onslaught of the most realistic dream I'd ever had.

It was way in the future and I'd grown up and gotten myself a chick (my friend Amy). Everything was going just fine until the Americans, with their nuclear bombs, decided to bomb Japan because they said, "Americans are silly." in a UN meeting (a blatant act of declaring war in my dream). Hence, World War III breaks out, for some reason it ended up being everyone against Australia and Sweden (no clue why), and the ANSAP (Australian and Swedish Army People) decided to attack Tokyo (even though the Chinese own that now).

As a counterstrike the Japanese release the fearsome Godzilla, though they find that he is complacently disobedient and starts fucking up Japan, taking down buildings and the likes. After a year the Japanese and Chinese have become extinct thanks to Godzilla, despite the millions of nukes America has been bombing him with (perhaps that’s what killed the Asians and not Godzilla?).

Of course Godzilla isn't happy with the extinction of only two races, and so he wanders off through the ocean and starts attacking Australia. As you would expect my chick and I were quite distraught, and so we got our closest friends and decided to hide in the tallest building in Australia (because it was the least likely target for Godzilla -- not).

Its not long before Godzilla comes romping our way and takes down the building. It was that time that I awake startled as thunder clapped and lightning crashed outside. I'm surprised I didn't go into cardiac arrest, I was convinced I was under siege from Godzilla. The amount of sweat pouring off me was unbelievable -- I won't ever have to go to Niagara Falls!

Anyhow I missed the end of the movie (don't you hate that?), so I never found out if the hero (me) and the chick get out safely. Perhaps tonight?

I'm in a playground I recognize as being one I used to go to with my ex-girlfriend, in Sayreville, NJ. I'm playing on a small merry-go-round; it's about 6 feet in diameter and made of tin o aluminum, so it doesn't really work up all that much angular momentum. Somehow, though, I know that if I manage to apply enough torque to spin it up to 331/3rpma, it will act as a time machine. I therefore proceed to try all manner of methods to apply such torque.

I succeed in spinning up the merry-go-round, but instead of me being transported forward in time, an M&M from the future has been transported backwards -- but it's not an M&M, it's really my girlfriend. She attempts to seduce me, but she has ulterior motives; apparently if I sleep with her, her future M&M-self won't be eaten.

Later, I'm in a hospital. My clothes have been taken away from me, and people are attempting to feed me a charcoal milkshake. I wake.

At an public place with lots of ATMs available; many
people around; seemed to be near Harvard Square judging
by the age and look of the crowd.

Three guys took my ATM card and my keys, although they
didn't seem interested in my keys... they wanted to
throw my keys underneath the ATM so it would take me
a couple of minutes to get them back... However, every
time they'd drop or throw them, someone would pick up
the keys and give them back to the thieves. Finally
the guy holding my card tossed the key to the third
thief, who slid them along the ground so they ended up
against the wall under an ATM. I went to pick up the
keys and saw the first guy looking at my balance. He
printed it out and handed it to the second thief, and
you could see how pleased and surprised they were at
how much was in there.

I was trying to think of what to do, trying to remember
what my withdrawal limit is, trying to remember whether
my cell phone was in my pocket...

I left the dorm, which was not functioning properly, and eventually met my parents at the airport. We were on the corner of a platform with a fairly steep escalator leading up to it. The building was very tall, with more open space than I would expect in an airport, and plenty of light streaming in through the windows. It almost (but not quite) reminds me of an airport I saw either

when I was very young, or

in a movie.

Home was nice. I watched movies with old friends. It was somebody's birthday, so we went to a fancy restaurant at the mall for the festivities. Something was amiss: conspiracies everywhere. The dancer from from Legend of Mana was there, looking for her brother, who was off shoplifting somewhere.

Everything fell apart. People arguing with each other. Tables upended. Everyone left. And I was all alone in a dark room littered with decorations.

Jasmin showed me her spreadable honey (and that's not an innuendo), which was another new thing for me. It was really just honey with a different (slightly buttery) consistency. It was a unique idea, (and the sandwich was very good!), but other than that it wasn't all that remarkable.