Demi Moore walked a red carpet without alleged raw-dog adulterer husband Ashton Kutcher, but she was wearing her wedding ring. She looked super skinny because "she's very upset, and hasn't been eating." The bad husband diet! Good idea for a book. [Us, HollywoodLife, image via Getty]

Speaking of diamonds and matrimony, Nikki Reed's wedding dress will have a six-foot train and 100 diamond buttons, totaling "a little over 100 carats just on the buttons." It is fitting, somehow, that the precociously oversexed girl from Thirteen grew up to be a bridezilla. [Us]

Kelsey Grammer gave a scorched earth interview about reality monster ex-wife Camille, who "asked for a divorce really almost the first day we were married. If you say you want a divorce enough times, you're going to get one." She's a dangerous fame-seeking chthulu, Kelsey told CNN's Piers Morgan, and "Real Housewives was my parting gift to her. It was my way of saying, 'Look, you always wanted to be famous. Here you go." [People]

Soulja Boy was arrested for marijuana possession in Temple, Georgia, and as of press time, was still in jail. Four men were arrested alongside Soulja; the group had an estimated $70,000 in cash and drugs in the car, so either they are drug dealers, or they were en route to the awesomest slumber party ever in Soulja Boy's imaginaryprivate jet. [TMZ]

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem took their 10-month-old son to a restaurant. Looks like Javier. [Us]

And here we thought Emma Watson was a celebrity college casualty. After leaving Brown University with no re-matriculation plan in sight, the pixie-haired geek pin-up is now embarking on her junior year at Oxford University. Three points for the oldest university in the English-speaking world. [Us]

Susan Sarandon called the Pope a "Nazi" during on onstage interview at the Hamptons Film Festival. Apparently Susie mentioned sending a copy of her real-life Dead Man Walking character Sister Helen Prejean's book to Pope John Paul: "The last one, not this Nazi one we have now." The interviewer, fellow actor Bob Balaban, "gently chided" her, causing Sarandon to "repeat her remark." What does she thinks this is, a Sinead O'Connor concert in the '90s? Now the Catholic League is mad. Luckily for Susan, there is no video of her reverse von Trier moment, so the outrage will blow over in a day or two, except among finger-wagging Irish Catholic great-grannies in Queens, because those ladies never forget. As for whether Ratzinger is actually a "Nazi," I'd have said "Nazi apologist," but everyone is different. [Us, THR]

Jaleel White does not miss playing Steve Urkel. "I really don't. I'm not trying to get away from it or anything like that, but I don't miss the role at all. Really. I just want to work." [People]

One of the kids from Hannah Montana got busted for a DUI. Michael Musso is 20 years old and blew "WELL ABOVE .08" on a breathalyzer. His 21st birthday should be fun. [TMZ]