Good Lord – the editors of GQ Magazine (UK) knew what they were doing when they didn’t put the full text of Megan Fox’s epic cover interview online. For the past week, we’ve been getting drips and drabs, random quotes here and there from Megan, and it just shows how the editors are getting all of the mileage possible from Megan Fox’s extreme stupidity. Last week, the first round of quotes came out, and we heard that Megan thinks all actors are basically prostitutes. Then on Monday, we heard Megan’s MENSA-level discussion of casting couches and marijuana legalization. But GQ was waiting to release the most ridiculous quotes.

Megan is describing the “transformation” she went through when she gained some weight and took on a role where she didn’t have to perform her “only job… to look attractive.” Because that’s all being an actress is to Megan – there’s no Method, no “getting into character” – she thinks her job is to just be attractive. But then The Genius goes on – Megan tells GQ, “I went in the opposite direction. I turned into a really butch bull dyke for, like, six months … Then I went in the other direction. From being a giant motorcycle-riding lesbian, I turned into a zombie. I lost, like, 30 pounds.” Megan just loves her stereotypes, doesn’t she? A pretty girl who gains some weight and temporarily disdains the trappings of “girly” beauty is suddenly “a really butch bull dyke… a giant motorcycle-riding lesbian.” As you can imagine, this is pissing off the lesbians (it upsets me off too, so I suppose it’s pissing off the lesbian-friendly as well):

Beautiful people can get away with a lot, and if anyone has proven that over the past year, it’s Megan Fox. It seems that every week now, Fox says something so offensive, ignorant or — dare I say — stupid, it’s hard to believe she hasn’t faced any major backlash yet.

Well, let this be a call for that backlash to begin: I am so over you, Megan Fox.

While Fox openly calls herself bisexual, that doesn’t stop her from spreading her bi-phobic views (because that’s really the support we need right now) and, in the July issue of British GQ, letting the lesbian stereotypes fly:

“Really my only job is to look attractive,” Fox told the magazine. “I was so angry about that, that I went in the opposite direction. I turned into a really butch bull dyke for, like, six months … Then I went in the other direction. From being a giant motorcycle-riding lesbian, I turned into a zombie. I lost, like, 30 pounds.”

Do I even need to comment further on that statement? What is wrong with you, Megan Fox? Where do you come from?

This gem of a quote comes just weeks after her brilliant interview with Esquire, where she shared her thoughts on bisexuality:

“I think people are born bisexual and then make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”

Obviously, Megan Fox is dumb as a box of hair. But there are different forms stupidity takes. There’s the harmless, Jessica Simpson kind of stupidity. I don’t really think Jessica is out to get anyone, and she makes an effort to be nice and polite. Then there’s the nasty, Paris Hilton-type stupidity. Where a person doesn’t get how dumb they are, and they think their nastiness is somehow funny, interesting or clever. Megan Fox has crossed into that territory for me. Megan probably thinks that her opinions of how she was temporarily a “butch bull dyke” are somehow fascinating… but those are just dumb stereotypes that further homophobia.

Love how she wouldn’t sleep with a bisexual woman because she may have slept with men, but Megan herself is a bisexual and sleeps with men. So basically she wouldn’t sleep with someone who acts exactly like she does…the only one who can take those risks (and dole them out) is her. By her logic she shouldn’t even be masturbating. Unclean!

Didn’t she repeatedly say before that in the Transformer movies she was the “heaviest she’d ever been because Michael Bay doesn’t like skinny women–I gained like 8 Pounds”? Now she got 30 pounds heavier? I can’t wait for the backlash to begin though! This should be fun.

OMG–I just realized, I have actually remembered something this dumb girl said before. I shall now go and scrub my brain with bleach.

MF says: “I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”

Ok so, Drew Barrymore & Angelina Jolie are out of the question for her to date because they are dirty, especially AJ because she is a celebrated Bisexual. I’m confused Megan, aren’t you dirty?

Sad that we don’t hear her crying how everything she says is taken out of context! She seems to be be proudly standing behind everything written about her. Her outspokeness will be her downfall. I don’t even think Angelina Jolie was so offensive in her youth. Megan comes across as more of a Porn-shock star.

And I’m not sure I buy the bisexual thing. Is there proof of her lesbian ways that I missed? seems like she just said that (like she does so many things) to get attention, trying to be cool, prove something, whatever.

I think she’s cool. She’s like ‘ if i say it they’ll print it’ and the stupid asses do just what she wants. She’s a good action lead – and wtf is wrong with that? I mean do you have to study Shakespeare or something?
At least she isn’t like the typical young h’wood whores – all of them – the ones who pretend not to be whores and the ones who do and both kinds find self worth in the eye of a pap camera lens. Still, she at least states the universal truth. We’re all whores in one way or another.

Keep talking Megan, it’s hilarious.
Someone should compile a book of her thoughts, that would be a great coffee table book–just think of all the great conversations that would spawn from:

“People assume I’m really overtly sexually aggressive and that I’m this wild child. And I’m not like that at all. I would rather have an image that is wild and promiscuous than to go out of my way to be proper all the time. There are some guys who think I’m going to be this little cupcake who’s going to bat my eyes and be like a receptacle for them. I shut them down immediately.”

what the f*ck does that even mean Megan?!?

She doubles back and contradicts herself so many times, it’s absolute insanity.
In all honesty, I think she forgets what point she was trying to make about halfway through her ramblings, and then just “wraps it up”.

This quote isn’t half as funny as Megan, Tennessee native that she is, wanting Megatron to destroy middle America. That was pathetic. Even raving liberal Hollywood should be embarrassed about that one.

I used to really hate on her, but she’s grown on me lately. She knows people think she’s a dumb slut, and while she won’t try to dispell that image because it gets her paid, in reality she’s mostly just another flaky, self-contradictory movie star who can’t keep track of what she says in every interview. I actually think it’s nice that she realizes her only job is to be attractive, because that is her only “skill.” I don’t think she really thinks of herself as talented at all, and I kind of admire her for admitting that. If she knows her only skill is giving “pork me eyes” good on her for cashing in.

I’d like to know what Ms Fox plans to do with her life once her so called (15 mins) career dries up when her looks fade. After all doesn’t she think that actors are only there to look pretty? All pretty/young looks fade eventually, or at least until the next ‘it’ girl comes along anyway.

I don’t buy any of her bisexual/lesbian talk. She’s an ambitious girl from the South in Hollywood. She’ll say whatever titillates her audience of men who masturbate to her picture. I’d love to see her as a “bull dyke.” Where are the pictures of her looking butch on a motorcycle? Was she still dating the 90210 guy at the time? And how can you be a lesbian for just six months? Either you are one or you aren’t. She’s a deeply conventional woman. She wants to make it as a bombshell and that’s her true goal. She pretends to disdain the whole Hollywood thing while actively pursuing it. Hypocrite and poseur.

And “butch bull-dyke”? Bitch, please. Basically, what you’ve implied is that you wouldn’t cross any lines further than making out with another girl, which I’m sure you wouldn’t be in on if it didn’t guarantee you attention from silly college/teenaged boys who swear by porn and MTV or World of Warcraft fanboys.

Some of these criticisms are unfounded. Not saying I agree with her, but at least her comments are original and interesting, albeit misguided and offensive. She’s not stupid, as there are clearly some [slightly twisted] thought processes going on in her head to form these opinions. She’s opinionated, just like the people on this board. She knows she’s hot and she knows that’s why she’s famous. It’s actually savvy — her misguided opinions and slutty fashion sense are keeping her in the limelight, because honestly who cares about her unless she’s looking good or saying something controversial. Whether she makes it past the 15 minutes remains to be seen.

megan fox should have become a model only. not saying all models are dumb, i LOVE fashion and models… just saying a model can be dumb and have offensive opinions and get away with it because they don’t have to talk.
she would have done well as one of those silent-but-bangin guess girls who either goes on to victoria’s secret or anonymity.

That bisexual comment is officially the DUMBEST thing I have ever heard how does that even make any sense!? haha! If shes SOOOO pissed about being the ‘hot’ actress then why the hell did she go get so much plastic surgery to look that way? this girl always goes out of her way to fish for compliments on her looks, she has to get over it ..she will be a distant memory soon im sure! F*ck Megan Fox and her stupid ways!

SHE IZ A DUM ASS BITCH WHO CNT KEEP A MAN CUZE SHE IZ DIRTY N SLUTTY N SHE KNO SHE LIK BOYS SO WHO SHE THNK SHE PLAYIN.N THU ONLY REASON SHE SAID SHE KNOS SHE GETS BY WIT HER LOOKS IZ BECUZE SHE KNOS EVERY1 ELSE KNOS IT.MEGAN U AINT PLAYIN ANYBODY WIT YUR TENNESSE ASS U N MILEY CYRUS BOTH FROM THAR N BOTH SLUTS

She is a beautiful woman…dumber than a door knob, vacuous, egotistical, vain, shallow, ignorant, self absorbed….just like most of the other young female Hollywood types you see on MTV or VH1. It seriously makes me cringe when I see any of these young women because I think of how they’re going to be when they’ve aged about 20 years…HOLY HELL!!!!

I didn’t like her acting to begging with, but I didn’t mind a lot of her she was just another attractive Hollywood girl.
But when I heard the bisexual comment, I got so pissed, I bet she is not even bisexual she is just saying that to get attention, I think that she is rude and homophobic and bifobic,may be she thinks that all of us have her nasty habits.

So in her little mind being lesbian haves to do with being “fat” if she is referring to transformers she is nothing near to fat.

Her stupid insulting comments are what makes me hate her as a figure.
I dislike her less when I tough that she was just an empty shell…

She is “complaining” about her image–but not really, because the complaining is part of her image. if she cultivates a “wild child,” image, people might notice her effort and say she’s trying too hard. but if she cultivates the image and then moans and groans that people bought it, it looks like she’s just so “naturally” “beautiful” and “fascinating,” so above and beyond even the most beautiful and truly fascinating people in this world, that she can afford to take the image for granted and be “annoyed” by it, as she has so much excess beauty and glamour that she’s in the coveted position of being so accustomed to it that she doesn’t even appreciate how many advantages it gives her. it’s just a given, she pretends, (not wanting to remind anyone her looks are all plastic-surgeon born,) and she’s never even been anywhere close to knowing what it’s like to NOT be so fascinating, so she takes it for granted. …..so she wants you to think.

her entire so-called personality is completely studied (not out of intelligence but just out of desperation to be “cool,” objectified, and valued over others as a source of self esteem)…it’s all fake and I’ve said this from the beginning (not to mention her fake face made from plastic surgery, which anyone can google Before and After of,) and not only have I known she was BS since I heard of her, but this has been validated by the Transformers crew recently

Her statements are pretty ridiculous, but there’s no reason to waste time and energy getting upset about what she says. I don’t care if she’s a hypocritical bisexual- I’d just like to see her with another woman.

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