1)The End Is Nigh is a phrase commonly used by politicians to breed fear into their respective populations. It is also common as a newspaper headline for articles about nuclear weaponry, Iran, and Amy Winehouse.

2) It is often used to denote the end.
However it is not the end. Somebody will tell us when it is THE end.

3) In many literary texts (though not fairytales) the phrase the end is quickly being replaced by the pharse, To Be Continued. Which therefore gives the composer room to write a sequel. Possibly end up writing a trilogy. Finally, to have their work made in a bad Hollywood film.

4) It is also a phrase referring to any variety of anthromorphic plants that have possession of a Mosin Nagant. Hippies have claimed it to be one of the few 'bad' and 'gay' plants, that any person in their right mind should destroy. These plants bear the resemblance to old men, and usually smoke marijuana with their parrots.

5) A delightful conclusion to a tale where orphans go through horrible experiences and accidentally poison an Island of hippies drinking kool-aids. Accidently.

5.5) Or it could be Armaggedon, but no one believes that.

6) The love you take is equal to the love you make.

7) "You came to me... in a dream last night... you were standing... in a (jibberish nobody can understand)... one minute you were here... but the next you were gone... I thought you would stay... but I was so wrong... the End is here... the game is over... no more pretending... no more... NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... THE END IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... THE END IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!... THE END IS HERE!!!!!!!!!... THE END IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... THE END IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...................................................................................................................................................................................................THE END IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Contrary to popular belief, The End is not the sole ally of anyone in particular.

The plant is 100% cannabis. Notice the parrot accompanying on the shoulder, in other words he loves his parrot in a way.

The End of Time

The end of time will occur when Adam and Eve are returned to Earth by Ganesh the alien. The omniverse will implode causing all to end. Heaven and Hell will be consumed by ice, and a fire will burn upon the Primal Seed which exists outside the Omniverse.

But no! Everyone knows that the end of time will be brought about by Gray Fox, who is, in fact, the Anti-Christ, and LeAnne Rimes, who is the Anti-Christine. It will happen on June 6, 2009 (6/6/09, or 669), because that's the area code for downtown Detroit. Or something. Anyway, it was in US Weekly last month. You can look it up.

Or, maybe the end will come from that giant meteor that no one knows about that will destroy the earth. Our only hope will be a terrible Aerosmith power ballad.

Or maybe, the end is the beginning is the end. I don't know.

Possibly, time will end once the batteries in my watch run out. Who knows?

The end will end at the end of ending.(2075 Eastern Standard Time)

It's been discovered that time already ended, but started over and no one noticed.

We lost the end of time, and we have no idea where the hell it is. Have you seen it?

It's the end of the world as we know it(RCM)

Controversy

In early 2009, Walt Disney, after unfreezing his body will sue The End. A subcultural group of people who are trying to get to The End and solve the government cover up of the "death" of famous Toy Storian Buzz Lightyear.

Note: It's 2010! Walt Disney is still Alive! Scientists rejoice. Walt sharpens The End of his pencil, creating a new Beginning with the End of his pencil. Effectively proving that beyond The End there is a new beginning so The End is not The End. Scientists cannot stand this try to force The End by removing a few dimensions (2), effictively removing the paper from Walts hands causing a stroke. Now The End is again behaving nicely as it was invented by science.