Will it be dusty this year? I heard it was going to be hot also...any truth to either of these things?

Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge? " I am a controlled substance". Savannah.

Yeah, it was rough with breakfast. I'm choosing to believe it's not actually what it looks like. Seriously... the colour.... it's playa-dust mud in the pottie and paint on the walls. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. I wouldn't advise making a close inspection to verify or refute my hypothesis. It's easier if you just believe what I made up.

Part of me thinks we should fill this thread up with other stuff just to get to the next page. Another part of me thinks that's just what the OP wants us to do, and that we should just ignore this thread and let it sink to the bottom.

But I'm going to play along.

I'd rather go naked... than wear feathers on the playa!

If you want drama to stop following you everywhere, try letting go of the leash.

I went to <insert oversold, commercialized, free for all festival here> so I know I'll be ready for this one, even though from everything else I wrote in this post its apparent I haven't even read the survival guide.

I'm considering uni-cycling to the Burn, it's my first time, and the sale of my documentary I plan to make, once kickstarter provides, should cover the costs of the tickets, while hard to come by, they should become available once the BM organization implements my radically inclusive ideas. I'm now searching for yelp reviews of places to eat on the playa and have had little luck, any tips?

oh yeah, before I forget, I'm doing this all for the coomunity.

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"If this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others?"- Voltaire, Candide

Lonesomebri wrote:I'm considering uni-cycling to the Burn, it's my first time, and the sale of my documentary I plan to make, once kickstarter provides, should cover the costs of the tickets, while hard to come by, they should become available once the BM organization implements my radically inclusive ideas. I'm now searching for yelp reviews of places to eat on the playa and have had little luck, any tips?

You sir, are my newest noob fave since Cat showed up a few months back.

I've found someone who claims to have tickets to sell me, but I'm afraid of being cheated/robbed/murdered. Where should I meet him?(a) In my home.(b) In his home.(c) In a bank.(d) In a public space.(e) In the same dark alley where I purchase party drugs and blow jobs -- duh!

If you want drama to stop following you everywhere, try letting go of the leash.

So, I'm looking for a ticket... I also have a ticket to give away with conditions attached...

Of course, you will help me by making this virgin burner the most awesome person there is, who promises to be so radically inclusive I'll drip burnerdom on to the playa like grease from my leaky aluminum jiffy-pop bacon cooker by gifting me a ticket, so I can go out and party with my new found friends, and wear cool stuff like boas, feathers, and glitter-covered sequins...

Of course, if you want ticket, you have to tell me, in a 400 page essay, just how poor, impoverished, and generally forked over your life is, and how you can't afford even a low income local resident ticket, and how going to the event will totally change your life from flat to fluffy overnight, and how you will do an installation far more spectacular than the Belgain Waffle and Crude Awakening...

Hi all you lovey, caring and spiritual burners. I know the playa provides, so we're looking to you for your kindness and gifting souls. My 5 friends deserve tickets to the burn because <enter lame excuse here>. Please help!

Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.