Monday, April 29, 2013

Glad You Asked: Rodriguez, Kottonmouth Kings and Bees

Dear GYA, I would like to thank our breakfast overlords at McDonald's for finally lifting their ironclad, 10:30 a.m. breakfast embargo. For years, I've been battling weekend hangovers for a chance at a greasy Egg McMuffin -- only to discover the menu rolled over to lunch 20 seconds before I walked through the door.--- Now, it would seem we've at last obtained breakfast freedom!Rubble rubble. Anything happening today to celebrate this historic moment? - Bobby Bibby, Magna

Bobby, I'm gonna let you in on a little tip: If you don't eat shitty fast food, you can have breakfast whenever you want! But, we both know that's not gonna happen, so here's some of what's going down today: