Mr. Purple Cat Esq.So illogical. He just assumed some survival situation was in effect as soon as he heard the sirens. Should've waited for more info on the scenario. He had the gun, he could have shot or beckoned them out at any point. ... I guess thats the joke.

Mr. Purple Cat Esq.Also in certain scenarios it may be prudent to eat your family, so one should'nt simply waste them.

IF BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO ME I WANT BAD THINGS TO HAPPEN TO THOSE AROUND ME FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN BECAUSE

IF I CAN'T BE HAPPY, WHY SHOULD OTHER PEOPLE BE?!

Old_ZirconAnd above-ground shelter with a door made out of two layers of softwood? ONE STAR.

Binro the HereticFamily dinner that night was even more awkward than Abraham & Isaac's walk back down the mountain.

M-DEEMHow'd they get the authorities to sound a false alarm? How'd they sneak 50 people into an attached shed while moving all his prepper shit without him noticing? Where did they park their cars? Aren't most preppers ready to 'bug out', not hole up in a shed? Why would so many people show up to a party for a guy who is clearly an asshole? You can't even talk about guns without getting arrested in europe so no way in fuck does he have a modern pistol. And where is all his prepper gear? Why kick the women out, wouldn't you want to be able to carry humanity on?