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By Robert 'Apache' Howarth

After watching about 20-hours of Shark week on the Discovery Channel I have come to the conclusion that it's not a great idea to swim in the ocean. Ever. Also, people with shows on the Discovery channel are batshit crazy. I'm watching this program now called "Amazon Abyss" where some guys are swimming in waters where little, tiny, worm-like fish are known to swim up people's ding dongs to feed and lay eggs. Their goal is to see if it happens to them. These mofos are f'n insane. MTV needs to hire some of these idiots and make an extreme nature version of "Jack Ass". That would rock so hard. Imagine the fun!