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SpongeFinn AdventurePants is up at TeeLaunch as a potential screen-printed tee for $15+shipping. I need to sell another 15 shirts before Tuesday, November 13th to make my target. Can you help? :D Share with your friends would be great, thanks! :D

It has been 30 years since we visited the off world colonies for the first time. The blades of grass running against my feet, the origami classes and the late night rides in spinners. Nothing could replicate those memories. We’ve revisted five times (even one time when our friend Ridley directed us to do so).