I would like to give a thank you to all of the following people who helped make Craydaddy a thing, magnadeus, HumidHermit, Eskobar, and plaguebearer. A big Mcthankis from Mcspankies to Uncle Nicolini for helping with the picture and dialogue. Another thank you to HotColes for allowing me to steal the lovely text coding you saw in this. ETA: Thanks to Dr Aers for shorting down the code so it didn't take up a literal 24 pages on google docs.

This was originally meant to be about a rapping crayfish but, with some thought, I decided to change it. Though just for shits and giggles here was an excerpt from what I had.

YO YO YO ITS YA BOI CRAYDADDY ON THE BEAT!
HAVING A GOOD TIME DOWN HERE IN THE CREEK,
DOIN MY THING TILL THIS CRAZY LIL SHIT CAME BY AND PICKED ME UP OFF MY FEET,
NOW I GOTTA PUT OUT A HIT I AINT NO BITCH, THIS BITCH GOIN BE YEET.
CLACK CLACK MOTHERFUCKER!
WHOSE GOT YOU NOW!
CLACK CLACK MOTHERFUCKER!
WHOSE GOT YOU NOW!
CLACK CLACK MOTHERFUCKER!
YOU'LL BE CRYING 'OW'!

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craydaddy's profile picture was taken by Alces_alces herself.
the banner image was made using this image (licensed under CC 3.0) with some minor edits by myself
the album image used is here and is licensed under CC 4.0, which to the best of my knowledge is usable.
The Soundcloud stuff was made with fancy css wizardry inspect element.