THE BRAGGER

What were you doing last weekend? Oh not much man, just hanging with spider monkeys off the coast of St Barts or hitchhiking my way through Ladakh while entertaining local children with my mad ukulele skills. Sorry to tell you, braz, but you’re The Bragger.

Hey, it isn’t a bad thing. Every traveller needs to have a few stories in their back pocket, yours are just a little more epic than most.

Need some new material? Try a trip through the highland tea plantations of Sri Lanka, ‘discovering yourself’ in Myanmar or kicking it with marine iguanas in the Galapagos (we promise we’ll tell people you saved one’s life or something).