Promoted Comment: If Obama Ran the Rebellion

“If the Empire doesn’t stop blowing up planets, we plan to send them a sternly worded letter. And good luck rebuilding that Death Star with all the sanctions we’re gonna throw at ’em! Meanwhile, we’ve decided to discontinue the X-wing fighters, making for a leaner rebel force. Speaking of leaner, the empress has ordered a cutback in rations. Our new ‘smart-wing’ fighters just won’t accommodate Porkins-sized pilots.”

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“The hive of scum and villainy will now set the rules for the rest of the galaxy.

“Light sabers will be registered — we want to know who has them.

“Every beep or boop will be collected and stored, but not listened to, by us.

“And since the sand people will be back, and in greater numbers, we must print all instructions in their language, and take up a collection to pay for their food, housing, and Obamacommunicators. This collection will be backed up by The Force.”

Coincidentally, started watching an episode of the animated series Clone Wars this weekend. Opening narration for the episode tells how there was a plan in the Imperial Senate to fund more clones, but Padme is against the plan as “it will only prolong the war.” A quick defeat is preferable to an eventual victory? Fine. Padme channels Obama. Or Boehner.

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