I watched the first five minutes of “American Horror Story” and I’m intrigued. I still think “Jersey Shore” is the ultimate American Horror Story, but I’m willing to let FX prove it deserves such a wonderful title. AHS premieres Wednesday, Oct. 5.

“House” is back this month, but I couldn’t even get through last season. I used to love that show. Obsessed with it. I’ve always loved Robert Sean Leonard but now I just want “House” to be put down. It’s suffering.

I wish I still had Showtime so I could watch “Dexter” and the new show, “Homeland.” I LOVE Damian Lewis. For months Netflix kept recommending “Band of Brothers” but I kept rejecting it. I didn’t want to deal with another heavy WWII saga. Then I figured I’d give it a chance. I rented the first few “Band of Brothers” discs and got addicted. I ended up buying the box set because I couldn’t get enough and the discs took too long to get to me. (Still an issue.) Damian is a god in that. He plays basically the opposite character — total slimy git — in “The Forsyte Saga” and is just as good. Have you rented “The Forsyte Saga”? You must.