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I present to you the Om Nom Heart Attack: A Two Pound Cheeseburger! Take a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder, times that by 8 and you get… a DOUBLE POUNDER!Â The beast needed two McNuggets boxes to contain it. You think it looks hard to eat?
Imagine it on the way out. It would be like clenching a grenade in your ass and pulling the pin.

Upcoming movie Tron has been called the most expensive in film history. The sequel to the 1982 film about a hacker abducted and trapped in a virtual world has a $300 million price tag, according to The Vancouver Sun. The original film featured state-of-the-art special effects for its time period and the follow-up is rumored to be taking a similar route. “Vancouver post-production units are salivating at the prospects presented by the Disney remake of Tron, which carries a whopping $300 million budget and opportunities aplenty for effects and digital polish,” a source said. Tronâ€™s budget surpasses that of James Cameronâ€™s upcoming Avatar, which is reportedly at $200 million, and would tie with Pirates Of The Caribbean: At Worldâ€™s End. Tron, due out in 2011, sees Jeff Bridges reprise his role from the first film.

Vince Shlomi, better known as the ShamWow pitchman gave a hooker a piece of his mind, when she bit on his tongue and refused to let go. According to police reports:

According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

I hope he had a few Sham-Wow on hand to soak up blood from the carpet. You don’t want it to cause mold and mildew.

Is there really any other guy in the galaxy that’s as much of a baller as Chewy? C’mon the guy has the hair of Fabio and flies the Millenium Falcon. So, with out further ado, check out the 20 awesomest photos of Chewbacca.