Actual product alert! Bread shoes are made from different types of loaves of bread. Each pair is unique. $32 buys you a pricey loaf of bread for your feet. I’m not sure how comfortable these would be, but you would definitely need to avoid areas where there’s a lot of pigeons. One thing ...

Nothing says “I’m the boss, treat me with respect plebes” like a world’s greatest boss mug and some stuffed animal hand warmers powered by the juice of the USB wire. These plush hand warmers say to your underlings, “I have ice in my veins, literally”. You use your Snuggie to keep the rest ...