It's happened. It's real. An actual football club actually paid €222m for an actual football player.

Brazil's golden boy Neymar is the man hogging the attention. At 25, he's decided to walk away from who many consider the world's biggest football club, to stop playing alongside the game's greatest ever player, Lionel Messi, in order to move to the French capital.

He's pocketing more than £500k-a-week AFTER TAX, he's taken PSG's number 10 shirt, and his main goal is to win the bloody lot. He wants the Champions League again, he wants league titles, and he wants the Ballon d'Or.

Football has consumed itself. And Twitter has taken serious notice on this ridiculous Thursday night. Here's the best of it...