Tonight, President Obama will deliver the annual State of the Union Address. He will tell us how the Union is (probably "strong"). People will clap and stand up. Other people will not. One of the Duck Dynasty guys will be there.

Delivering the official Republican response will be a hopefully well-hydrated Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-Wa.). Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.), Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen (R-Fla.), and Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) will all be delivering unofficial — bootleg, if you will — responses as well.