Hey everyone~ Ohisashiburi~ Things did kinda got busy with school starting and all so I pushed this back a little -.- but here a new episode! Now that Niconico is ending, I'm getting motivated to translate all other un-translated episodes!! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و Including 2009-2010 episodes [which I'm wondering if there are re-recordings of higher quality?], 2013-2014 remaining episodes and of course the visual battle royale ep from way back that i barely started...orz We can all do a niconico marathon run once all episodes are translated lol.

Anyway, as previously mentioned I'm only doing the first hour of this episode for now, so even though the post title says VI parts, I'm only doing up to III for now >< I kinda want to work on other episodes first...

T: Can i speak now? Good evening, I'm Alice Nine's guitarist Tora. Today we are bringing you the monthly Alice Nine Channel. And today is March 19th. It's not just any other day, everyone. We Alice Nine…just released our album! That's right~

T: Though…well you can see the posters here. Nightmare is doing their show right next to us so while preparing for their show, the poster wasn't put up here earlier! [not too sure?] No matter how you look at it!

T: Just a while ago, the staff came in to our dressing rooms for a meeting, or rather they just came to talk. So when they came, there were 5 posters in the room, so they asked, "can we borrow those?". Can you not set up the studio like that lol? Plus they were saying "we just pasted them, so they might peel off…" Come on….

T: Well next to us [Nightmare] is doing song commentaries as well, and since they are our senpais I shouldn't say this too loud, but our show is more interesting! Even though we are called a "channel" don't change the channel! Lets do this.

T: Oh you got your poster. Well as usual we have no idea what is happening today. So we are just saying our greetings to start off so let's introduce the two who are sitting here right now.

Sa: Yayyy!! Are you watching, mom?

N: Yayyyy!! Are you watching, dad?

T: Seriously…Today's no good…

Sa: Well next to us our senpais are doing their show…plus with a similar theme!

T: That's right.

Sa: That can be a concern

T: Yeah…earlier when we went to greet them…because it had been such a long time we last met, i was asked "Eh? Does Tora-shi usually use honorifics?"

Sa: it's been too long lol

T: Yeah it's been so long so I ended up using honorifics inadvertently. It was a little awkward for me. Anyway, our album is released!

Sa: yeah congrats!

N: Congrats!

Sa: Isn't that great?

N: Torashi grats!

T: Thank you. but for what? The album is our thing. We all created it together. We started working on it since the middle of last year. So it felt as if we finally managed to get it released.

Sa: Yeah that's right. We have been writing since summer.

T: Yeah, since summer. Though it's not yet a year, but we put in our all making this album. So everyone, have you listened to it yet? Though it is a high possibility that most of the viewers of this show haven't listened to it yet so it's scary…

T: Yeah…Oh, "I listened!", "Haven't received it yet!" I see…Ah thank you very much. "I listened to it in the bath"

N: In the bath?

T: That's a good environment. I see. Yeah, I kind of failed while dying my hair so my [hair] roots are kind of brown now...

N: You're right!

Sa: Don't Nao-san look shady today? You look really shady today!

N: Nooo… lol

Sa: Super shady!

T: Sometimes on TV, well we don't often appear on TV but when we do, you look like some idol's manager.

Sa: You really look shady.

T: Yeah, there are people like that.

N: Eh, I'll make you sell.

Sa: [skipped]

T: It's been a while since I've seen anyone wearing that kind of sunglasses.

N: You're right, not many people wear it.

T: yeah

N: My theme-wise, I was going for 'gentleman' style, and the lawyer hair style of Komikado in Legal High [some Jdrama]

T: Oh let's do the survey for the staff. Okay, those who use wash lets. Ohhh I see. Around half.

Sa: I guess girls do use them.

T: But one of them didn't raise her hand.

N: Among us, I'm pretty sure Hiroto will go at max power

T: But see, everyone don't really use wash lets, unexpectedly

N: Eh?

T: They say, looks painful. "If I use it, I'll let out a weird sound" huh?

Sa: But when you let out a sound..

T: Okay a survey on who uses wash let

Sa: If you felt good what happens?

T: Alright click on the option!

Sa: What if it hits somewhere it shouldn't?

T: You mean…where? lol Dumb of me to ask lol.

Sa: Position yourself…

T: People try to position themselves?

Sa: Like when using the shower in the bathroom

T: What are we saying at this time of the day…

N: Ohh

[FYI: Use 42.3% Don't use 57.7%]

Sa: [suddenly] Mom, are you watching?~

N: Eh? Fewer people use wash lets?

T: It's fewer see. Meaning, 57.7 % of the people watching this show have dirty asses. That's how it is, though i don't use it too so i guess mine's dirty as well.

Sa: yep dirty.

N: That's why i want to bring a wash let overseas…but i can't possibly bring over something of that size….there's something called a handheld wash let

T: there's such a thing?

N: Yep

T: how much do you like wash lets…

N: they sell around 5000 to 6000yen so i'm thinking of…

T: But that's pretty expensive

N: So i thought i'll buy that and prepare myself.

T: Ehh…what are we talking about…we are making our own segments lol. A wash let segment.

N: a washlet segment lol

T: This program is not sponsored by TOTO [the washlet/toilet company] so is it okay?

Staff: Arauno [another washlet/toilet brand]

T: But that one's Panosonic right?

Sa+N: Yes Panosonic

T: Moving on, after the Asia tour we have additional live information. [additional info]

Sa: [info on anniversary live]

N: Fujikyuu is in Yamanashi?

Sa: yeah i didn't know too

N: Really? I thought it was in Chiba

T: It should be in Yamanashi

N: I see.

[skipped more bits on Yamanashi -.-]

T: It's closer than we thought

N: Shou-kun, the manager and I went to the Big Boy Restaurant, in Yamanashi

T: Oh yeah u did

N: So we ordered a hamburger set. There, you get free flow curry, salad and drinks.

T: Oh that sounds good!

N: yeah. We were all hungry so we ate the curry first before the hamburger came. Before the burgers came we were all full already lol. That was an unfortunate turnout. I want to 'avenge' myself.

T: SO you might go there again.

N: Yeah

T: So here it came. Since we have been talking random stuff all the way.

T: (read) Yo Alice Nine, what's up lately? Even though you guys aren't even a band do you carry your guitar case and ride the trains? It's scary but this seems to happen [not too sure?]

N: It does~

T: (read) Anyway, for this month's program, after 11pm today, all members will appear and talk about the new album 'SuperSub'. Hmm what? You will be doing all song commentaries for the album in SuperSub.

T: Close, but it's Nova. (read) But until then we will be doing related activities for this program. You guys probably know but the term Supernova on the album title refers to a stellar explosion of a…how do i read this? star?, that occurs when it reaches the end of its lifespan and radiates so much energy that it briefly outshines an entire galaxy, also known as Choushinsei …I have no idea at all. [btw, the niconico staff literally lifted most of that line from the J-Wikipedia so I translated using the english version of Wikipedia xD]

Sa: no idea at all

T: (read) Anyway, this month we will be carrying out this program entitled: New Album Supernova release! Alice Nine's Explosive! Yamanote-line [metra line] balloon relay game~!! What is this?!

Sa: When i heard Nao-san is appearing today…

N: no way…

Sa: I guess that's it

T: (read) You guys probably know that in the past the Yamanote-line game was pretty popular. Unfortunately we do know…(read) Following a chosen theme, all of you are required to say/write down a related item in sequence. In the first place, this activity was designed based on the element of explosion [not too sure]

T: (read) We will explain more after the set change. For now to buy time, we will play a song! Though the viewers probably won't want to watch we shall play that certain song. Let's hear the song intro from Saga-shisho