DON'T LIKE MY OUTFIT? BUY ME ONE I PICK OUT THAT YOU'RE MORE FOND OF, AND I'LL WEAR IT FOR YOU NEXT TIME - BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS.

Don't talk about your penis. Nobody wants to hear about that. Shh!

+ You know you want to give me all of your money just because I am so cute, and you know your pathetic ass could never have me +

+ I am naturally a nice girl...just selfish, lazy, and deserve to be taken care of. If you want me to give you more attitude, communicate that to me! +

What do I like to hear about?

You, where you are from, where you live now, what you do for a living, if you are married, kids, bdsm interests, stories of your submissive life, going on missions I assign for you while I listen on the phone...LAUGHING MY ASS OFF...How you worship the ground I walk on, and are giving me lots of $ and presents!<