The 2012 London Olympic Games has taken upon themselves to become the new Femininity Police; and they’re on the lookout for female athletes who don’t fit the traditional, hetero-normative definition of femininity. Too much muscle mass? No makeup?Perspiration? Clink, clink. You’re sentenced to creepy hormone therapy.

Anne-Marie Slaughter wrote a bullshit article, “Why Women Still Can’t Have it All”, which in mainstream means, Silly Girls, Feminism Lied To You, You Can’t Have A Fulfilling Career And Personal Life At The Same Time, Just Give Up And Get Back In The Kitchen. Read it. Or don’t, either way you’re not missing anything.

Uncle Tom Jesse Lee Peterson says if it were up to him, he’d never hire anyone with a “black-sounding name” because he already knows they “hate white people.” Yeah, Jesse, at birth we totally articulated our future aversion to white people to our parents and we kinda went from there.