Friday, August 18, 2006

Google, as Overheard in the Office

Here are mentions of Google from the Overheard in the Office website (if you overheard something funny in the office, please post it here or send it to them):

Boss: Do we have Google installed on our internet?IT guy: We put it on your machine yesterday.

Boss: How many servers do you think Google has?Lackey: Infinite.Boss: Infinite? You’re a retard.

Producer: My friend went to the Galapagos Islands and was astounded. They have birds called blue boobies. Google “blue boobies”. You’ll see pictures of them.Suit: I’m not searching for blue boobies on my computer. I’ll get called into the office for a talk.Producer: Oh, I’ll do it...see?Suit: Wow, who would have thought that would’t have brought up a porn site?

Engineer: I’m against Google Earth! The terrorists are using it! And the communists!