Snack 'Til You BarfSee that pack of Oreos? Hell yes you do! Eat every single one, and then when you're done, smush some chips into that doughnut and eat that, too. And then grab a spoon to finish up that jar of Nutella. I mean, it's practically empty anyway.

Pink Floyd All Day, Every Day"Do you know what the best album of all time is? No, no. I'm not tryin' to hear about The Beatles. It's Dark Side of the Moon, man. Did you ever just like, listen to the whole thing in one sitting? I mean, really listen? With some Winamp visuals? Dude. The Beatles had nothing on Floyd."

Tapestries EverywhereYou should have a tapestry on your wall, your bed, the ceiling of your car and the back of your couch, and it's even better if they're all tie-dyed with a picture of a frog giving the peace sign.

Eyedrops? Who Needs 'Em.Toss your eyedrops into that garbage can, guys, because you better believe you don't need them. Going through life with a glassy, red-eyed stare will let everyone know exactly what you've been up to over by the moon tower.

One Phish ShirtYou don't need to go crazy, but you need at least onePhish shirt.This looks good when you wear it with that tie-dye bandanna you have.

Jim Morrison PosterA Jim Morrison poster, preferably this one, and preferably purchased outside your dorm room on the quadthe first day back from summer vacation.