Higher Education

“Don’t touch that, that’s the bullshit rail.”
“Just pretend it doesn’t exist. Don’t let it exist.”
“WOOOOO!”
“You guys suck. Suck suck suck suck suck suck suck.”
“Who wants to do a physics problem?”
“It’s all pretty random, but it’s shit that I know.”
“Big tracts of land.”
“Negative. I am so ready to go.”
“Bullshit is his normal major, HumBio is his real major.”
“You don’t understand. How good is it to be here right now?”
“Dude, do not smoke the cigarette. You’re not smoking, dog.”
“Yo check it out.”
“You weigh 98?!”
“Does it flavor the alcohol, or?”