Keep An Eye Out For Prawns

November 29, 2009

Traffic cameras in South Africa captured this raging fireball a few nights ago as a celestial body entered Earth’s atmosphere and exploded. Nobody was hurt and no significant damage was reported at first, but officials would later reveal that every print of the hit 2009 film District 9 was mysteriously erased.

Attempts to reach District 9 director Neill Blomkamp were unsuccessful. Sources say Blomkamp had travelled to British Columbia, Canada, to visit District 9 star Sharlto Copely on the set of the new film The A-Team. Both men had yet to return from lunch. On Wednesday.

“It’s been several days,” first assistant director Ann Acton told Weather Station 1 reporters. “We’re starting to get worried.”