People, please. Did any of you really click on this thread thinking you could offer any alternative to sublimely satisfying sugary sweet perfection that is chocolate, cookies, ice cream and yes, in a pinch, cupcakes?

Still, life would be so much better if something could fill that void. Maybe apples? No. Apples with a half-inch thick coating of caramel. It's a fruit.

So I like to melt some coconut oil, then add in dark cacao powder and some maple syrup. Stir. Then pour over something frozen. I like to do frozen blueberries or frozen mango chunks. As coconut oil hardens when it's cold, it hardens and turns into DIY Magic Shell. yum and chocolatey

Strangely enough... a dill pickle. Takes the sweet cravings away for me. I buy a jar of the tiny dills and leave it front and center in the fridge.
(Now if I could just keep a jar in the freezer, next to the ice cream, )