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A guy speeds by a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman. Cop says, “License and registration please.” Guy says, “What for?” Cop says, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.” Guy says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.” Cop says, “You still didn’t come to a […]

“If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.” “The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.” “So, you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?” “The answer to this last question will determine […]

We’ve all seen it. People change when they get behind the wheel of a car. So now, to profile your personality, here is the Special Driving Test… 1: Which part of your car wears out most often? a: the wiper blades b: the belts c: the horn 2: Automatic door locks are good for… a: […]