Erox Fragrance Will Get You Girls with Bigger Boobs

Reality star and former America's Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry comes to the rescue of scrawny men who, like those classic Charles Atlas body building cartoon ads of yesteryear, always get their girl stolen by the boxheaded bully. But Curry has a good heart and a soft spot for scrawny geeks. That or she's getting a lot of money to fake it while wearing a super hot angel outfit complete with the requisite cleavage-enhancing, plunging neckline and, yes, wings.

The fragrance was recently launched on social network CrowdGather and contains a combination of pheromones which is said to have been clinically proven to increase feelings of arousal, excitement, social warmth and friendliness in both men and women. Yup, that's all we need. A bunch of guys on the beach running around with uncontrollable erections.

Curry will serve as the official face of Erox for upcoming social media and online advertising campaigns which will include a series of videos and comic strip parodies that poke fun at mainstream culture, characters, and events.