A young fresh faced soldier lost his head durring a fire fight and run for cover some distance for the action.

He had not only losthis prized berret but had also lost his webbing and weapon.

He was crouched down behind a wall when he felt a strong hand grip his shoulder and a calming voice behind him say what the F**k do you think your doing here soldier think of the regiment....get back there and do what your paid to do.....

The young soldier got himself back under control and said..
"sorry mate your right"

The voice behind him bellowed "MATE...I'm the Fu**Ing RSM!!!

The young soldier replied "Sorry Sir I didn't realise I'd run Back that far.....