"They were informed by somebody at the bridge that the river goes in a circle and if they put in there they would come back to their car," he said. "Not knowing anything, they set off on their little adventure."

A true free speech site shouldn't even have (functioning) downvote buttons.

...and point proven! Too many people can't deal with opposing opinions here. 11 faggots silencing me for objecting to their silencing. But nah, they're not just as bad as SRS, right? Fucking hypocrites. Ten minutes from now they're probably shouting at someone how this is such a free speech site.