World Record Spitter Skit for All scouts

World Record Spitter Skit

Required:

3 scoutswater bucket with small amount of water

Preparation:

Scout #3 is planted out in the audience.

Script:

Scout #1: Hey! I'm the best darn spitter in the whole world. Why, once I knocked a fly off a branch in the top of an oak trip with one spit! I even put out a match a hundred feet away!Scout #2: No way! No one can spit like that!Scout #1: Oh yeah? Here, I'll prove it. You stand over there and hold out your hand and I'll hit it.Scout #2: No way! I don't want your spit all over my hand!Scout #1: OK. Here, use this old bucket to catch my spit then.

(#2 takes the bucket and moves away from #1)Scout #2: OK. Go ahead. Scout #1: (winds up and pretends to spit at the bucket) Patui!Scout #2: (tap the bottom of the bucket to make a thump like it caught the spit) Wow! You did it! Can you spit further?Scout #1: Sure, no problem. Back up. Scout #2: (both step further apart) OK. Go ahead.Scout #1: (winds up and pretends to spit at the bucket) Patui!Scout #2: (tap the bottom of the bucket to make a thump like it caught the spit) Wow! You did it! How far can you spit?Scout #1: Heck, I can spit all the way around the world if I wanted to. Scout #2: No way! Prove it!Scout #1: OK. (really winds up and pretends to spit - a powerful one)Scout #2: (duck out of the way as the spit flies past)Scout #1: (looks behind him and ducks as the spit flies by)Scout #2: (tap the bottom of the bucket to make a thump like it caught the spit) Wow! You did it! That's amazing!

Scout #3: Baloney! He didn't really spit around the world and into that bucket!Scout #1: Oh yeah? Go ahead and show him.Scout #2: (take the bucket and toss the water out over the audience)