Canine Lines

I'm not going to sit here and tell you that the combined record of teams the Bears have defeated is 10-23 while the combined record of teams that have beaten the Bears is 15-10. I refuse to do it.

2. Mad math

Terrell Owens' four-game suspension would cost him almost $800,000 in lost salary. Can you even wrap your head around that?

3. Everybody wins

And the Eagles would have to pay T.O. nearly $1 million to skip the five games after that. So T.O. comes out ahead about $200,000 for not working weekends the rest of this year. Happy Hump Day everybody.

4. I hear ya

Owens' apology sounded sincere. And agent Drew Rosenhaus' statement sounded like the ravings of a guy with a couple of Ferrari payments due.