Tag: funny

If asked out on a date I will hesitate When I would like to run screaming for the hills I have a job that I hate I need to escape But I am stuck here ‘till the end of time … Continue reading Fake My Death

Finally my Captain Jim story is on MP3! IT RHYMES! A story about a man his beer and his boat. Any resemblance to persons, living or drunk, is purely coincidental. The coincidence being they met me and I wrote about them. Continue reading Captain Jim and the Water Witch

You sir, are an idiot. With delusions of grandeur and guaranteed persecution from “the man” keeping you from achieving the greatness that would be your destiny. My Bipolar diagnosis comes with a three year warranty against ice cream failure, troubling realities … Continue reading This is our official breakup poem

Mr. Monroe’s wife called him a degenerate when she found his young stud porn collection. He worked at a shelter for troubled youth and his wife came to the obvious conclusion. She always looked sympathetic but uncomfortable when he would … Continue reading Mr. Monroe’s Blessing