Using my real name...
While serving jury duty, an accused murderer overpowers the bailiff and beats you to death with the stenotype machine.
This is kind of odd because I've always thought it would be really interesting to be on a jury, especially in a capitol crime case, but I've never gotten to do it.

Using my screen name...
While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.
Again, kind of weird...any time I'm stopped, I'vew always been very careful to keep my hands in view, and to tell the cop, "my license is in my purse, over there on the floorboard--I'm not getting anything from under the seat." You never know, especially in a place with a crime rate as the city where I work!