"I love the show, and I've grown up around dancing," said Andrews, who,
of course, was on the Dazzlers dance team when at Florida. "People say,
'Oh, you're a dancer, how could you do it?' But I've never taken
ballroom, I've never partnered dance with anyone. I think I'd be in the
top, unless I fall. I'm a big faller. If you fall, that's a hard fall,
which I'm sure would make the Internet very happy."

I can't even imagine what that event would do to the world-wide web, but it wouldn't be pretty.

All indications are that Andrews really means it, too.

"And I think I need to represent," Andrews told me. "I love Kenny Mayne
very much, he's a friend of mine, but I need to help ESPN's name on Dancing With the Stars. He did nothing for us on that show."

She's said this to others in recent days, but she was really, 100
percent serious. So there, that's out there. She couldn't do the fall
season, of course, due to her work responsibilities, but she could make
her schedule fit with the spring season.