Monday, October 22, 2007

TOyC Manifesto

The Oyster Club shall be all-inclusive (notice the leering little old lady in the back with the cat). It shall respect women. The consumption of oysters shall be either plain or with Tabasco only. And chased only with ice-cold beer. Cigar smoking and dancing will be tolerated though not encouraged. Conversation can be earthy as long at it is erudite. Political or religious discourse must be reasoned and respectful. Dogs shall be welcome.