Hey, there's no greater thrill than eating raw lizard in the jungle with a guy who may or may not have shot his neighbor in the head but in either case appears to have had his ticket for the crazy train punched a long time ago. I'd be scared, too.

The strangest part of knowing McAfee was the time he wanted me to help start an AIDS-free sex club. I still remember how excited he was about his new, brilliant idea. Membership required a fee and an AIDS test. If the test came back negative, you were given a membership card, which you could then take to organized member parties, have lots of casual sex, and not worry about catching the virus.

Grimes declined the offer, FYI.

That is just a tiny sliver of the long strange trip of John McAfee's life. I, for one, can't wait for the movie to come out. But first we need to know how it ends. And I cannot imagine it will end well.