Almost two years into Jew or Not Jew, and we've yet to profile a crackhead.

What's that? We profiled Paris Hilton? When did that happen? Hmmmm. Let's rephrase.

Almost two years into Jew or Not Jew, and we've yet to profile a Jewish crackhead.

Until now.

Addendum: Amy died on July 23, 2011, overdosing on alcohol. Soon after her death, we were flooded with requests to change her profile, celebrating a talented, if tragic, young woman with the voice of an angel.

After some thought, we demurred. If anything, her death validated what we had written. And besides, we aren't in the business of writing obituaries.