>>26344034Girls became something alien for meI can't understand how you guys interact with themI just want a true robot friend, but there aren't ANY robots in Brazilwell, maybe there are, but they are literally retarded

>>26344115i'm bad at interacting with women, thing is a walk among chads, so I learned a thing or two. I still can't get girls like they do or even girls that look like the ones they do, so i use my skills talking with "alternative"girls.

Usually girls like that like Arctic monkeys and think they are so special and so different, you just need to pretend they do.

Will repost from older thread.German there. My friend took me by force to Carnival saying pal you so sad let's have some fun and that one girl you like will be there.>group of 50 people>know noone>see this girl >suddenly start drinking as much as I can>after an hour I'm so fucking drunk I can't walk properly>search for girl crying her name loud whole time>she is clearly disgusted and says I should fuck off>drink even more>become angry>punch random guy into face and get beaten up by three or so people for that>police officer puts me into next train and I drive home>on the way vomit in train>must pay 20 eurodollars for violating peace in train or something like that >fall down at least three times on the way home>fall asleep in the bath when I finally arriveWhy did I go there in the first place? Guy who sits near me at university and is always nice to me though he is ultimate Chad dudebro and drives me home every day.

>>26344804I drink in my free time too (with this dudebro friend because he is best guy to drink with and gives no single fuck how beta I am). Let's say I have female friend, very close one, don't know why (perhaps she just has helper syndrome), but she cares for me, talks with me about my problems, tries to help with girls, brings me chocolate and stuff. Well, at her birthday I was so fucking drunk I grabbed like she said "everywhere from top to bottom". She has still forgiven me, said "I know you are probably ill, I can't be angry at you for that".>inb4 liesTrust me or not (I'm not even from r9k), she and this dudebro (apart from very loose conversations at university) are two only beings I talk or do something with.

>>26345112Saddest thing is that perhaps she is really the best for me, but there's no way we come closer (she shows clear interest in bringing it on next level from time to time). Alone because in the end I can't make her lucky. Sometimes I even get angry at her "for acting like I'm child in need for mommy", yet she doesn't leave me alone though I tell her many bad things and shout at her.

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