“Take your clothes off, but leave your glasses on!” Jonny McGovern (AKA “The Gay Pimp) is back with another catchy song called “Sexy Nerd” accompanied by a hot & hilarious music video. Most well known for “Soccer Practice,” this song definitely falls more in line with that hit that the recent stuff. The lyrics in the song are brilliant and I actually belted out laughing quite a few times.

In the song, McGovern talks about how he’s all about sexy nerds and what he wants to do with them, but it’s the lyrics about what he doesn’t want that I loved most. Early on in the video, you see Hunter Hollywood (of Jessica & Hunter) as a club queen, which he doesn’t want. He also sings, “I don’t need Grindr, I need a Nerd-Finder.” LOL. That’s one of my favorite lines. Without giving too much more away, watch the video below while I go make my boyfriend put some glasses on. *WINK*

Take your clothes off, but leave your glasses on
Take your clothes off, but leave your glasses on
I don’t need no ? queen
Hopped up on the party scene
That’s something you ought to know
oh oh

I don’t need no Broadway diva
Singin’ me shit from Evita
I don’t even like the show
oh oh

I need a man
to talk dirty to me in HTML code
I need a man
to sit on my laptop and open my download
I don’t need Grindr
I need a nerd finder

You think you know ’bout me
Well forget what you heard
I want a sexy nerd
Them other boys on my list
but you know they ain’t first
I want a sexy nerd

I want a sexy nerd
Damn ? sexy nerd
Listen

I don’t need no tweeky twink
making meth under his sink
don’t you think it’s time for bed?
oh oh

I don’t need no leather man
Bondage ain’t up in my plans
I don’t need no muscle jock
in the gym around the clock

I never had a pocket protector
get me erector
I want it bad
I’ll read you some fractions
to get me some action

I don’t need Grindr
I need a nerd finder

You think you know ’bout me
Well forget what you heard
I want a sexy nerd
Them other boys on my list
but you know they ain’t first
I want a sexy nerd

I be sexy strippin’
while he be job desciptin’
We can read science fiction
while we make science friction

Cruisin’ the li-bary and the chemistry lab
?? askin’ something that I got to have
??
And I will get fly with Bill Nye the Science Guy

I’ll be working ??
While you be playing World of Warcraft
We can get our freak on
in the bathroom at Comic Con

I need a man
to talk dirty to me in HTML code
I need a man
to sit on my laptop and open my download

You think you know ’bout me
Well forget what you heard
I want a sexy nerd
Them other boys on my list
but you know they ain’t first
I want a sexy nerd

I’ll plug in my USB
Then you can tell me
watch you come alive
while I rub off on your hard drive
My tongue be waggin
while you play Dungeons and Dragons
I’ll be cruisin the Radio Shack
Just to look at nerds
Damn. I’ll be all up in there getting a feel off of these nerds
they look so sexy and I’m gonna rub up against ‘em
They’re gonna whisper in my ear
they’re gonna fix my computer and stuff

Kodiak

This is what I have, missing what he’s crusin’ for in the li-berry.

Sexy Nerd

Take your clothes off, but leave your glasses on
Take your clothes off, but leave your glasses on
I don’t need no club queen
Hopped up on the party scene
That’s something you ought to know
oh oh
I don’t need no Broadway diva
Singin’ me shit from Evita
I don’t even like the show
oh oh

I need a man
to talk dirty to me in HTML code
I need a man
to sit on my laptop and open my download
I don’t need Grindr
I need a nerd finder

You think you know ’bout me
Well forget what you heard
I want a sexy nerd
Them other boys on my list
but you know they ain’t first
I want a sexy nerd

Oo, I want a sexy nerd
Damn I wanna sexy nerd
Listen

I don’t need no tweeky twink
making meth under his sink
don’t you think it’s time for bed?
oh oh
I don’t need no leather man
Bondage ain’t up in my plans
I don’t need no muscle jock
in the gym around the clock

I never had a pocket protector
get me erector
I want it bad
I’ll read you some fractions
to get me some action
I don’t need Grindr
I need a nerd finder

You think you know ’bout me
Well forget what you heard
I want a sexy nerd
Them other boys on my list
but you know they ain’t first
I want a sexy nerd

I be sexy strippin’
while he be Java Sciptin’
We can read science fiction
while we make science friction
Cruisin’ the li-berry and the chemistry lab
? is something that I gots to have
Sexy ass nerd walkin, oh my
Lookin fine with his pants too high
And I will get fly with Bill Nye the Science Guy
I’ll be working your shaft
While you be playing World of Warcraft
We can get our freak on
in the bathroom at Comic Con

I need a man
to talk dirty to me in HTML code
I need a man
to sit on my laptop and open my download
You think you know ’bout me
Well forget what you heard
I want a sexy nerd
Them other boys on my list
but you know they ain’t first
I want a sexy nerd

I’ll plug in my USB
Then you can do me
watch you come alive
while I rub off on your hard drive
My tongue be waggin
while you play Dungeons and Dragons
I’ll be cruisin the Radio Shack
Just to look at nerd ass
Damn. I’ll be all up in there getting a fever off of these nerds
they look so sexy and I’m gonna rub up against ‘em
They’re gonna whisper in my ear
they’re gonna fix my computer and stuff

Eric

Thanks Kodiak for the additional lyrics and corrections — just a few missing now!

Katherine

the bit missing sounds like “That skinny ass is something that I gots to have”

Eric

Thanks, Katherine, that is what it sounds like to me too (now that I listen).