Man, if you've got 1.3 years and a dead mom and you're still not hard... it means you're not Warhead.

IVhorseman wrote:Earthquake!Trigger: some asshole bumps into the table, whether or not they're involved in the game - anyone else may shout "EARTHQUAKE!" to engage it.Effect: everything that falls over is disrupted; any pieces that fell off are detached; any fliers who's supports came crashing down mysteriously crash. Had your hero on a precarious ledge? uh-oh.

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Natalya wrote:What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of how banned you are.

My rule for table-bumping is if you bump the table and some of your units fall over, they're dead. If they have some method of support when they fall, (IE a long gun that keeps them up) they are disrupted. Does not apply to vehicles, except for walkers and flyers.

God dammit this fucking fig will not stand here i don't evenTrigger: Someone's been trying to place a minifig somewhere and it just will *not* fit there, and it's fallen over three or more times requiring the player to start from scratchEffect: Clearly this fig is drunk, and pulls the flask/bottle/whatever out of his pocket to show everyone. It takes up one hand, and will still contain booze for another 1d6 turns. It will sit the fuck down as close as it can to wherever it was trying to go, and do nothing but drink until the bottle's dry.

Overfill (an old favorite)Trigger: A player claimed that X amount of troops are being transported in a vehicle, but upon further inspection it turns out that many guys don't actually fit in there.Effect: The extra units that don't fit are crushed into a red paste - defender's pick.

IVhorseman wrote:Overfill (an old favorite)Trigger: A player claimed that X amount of troops are being transported in a vehicle, but upon further inspection it turns out that many guys don't actually fit in there.Effect: The extra units that don't fit are crushed into a red paste - defender's pick.

I always thought when this happened everyone inside was crushed into red paste...

This should be in the Rulebook somewhere:

"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives"
-Valkyrie (the movie)

This man stoleIf a player should steal another player's dice or lego, his right hand is to be cut off. If he is missing a right hand or has stolen before, cut off his left hand or his left foot. Defender's pick.

Paying the Iron PriceIf a player bribes another player not to attack him, he is to be stabbed to death while the guy with a sword yells "What is dead may never die".

Wicker manTo guarantee the fertility of crops, one should burn the equivalent of village chieftain in a giant wicker man.