Where the Nurses are Pretty and the Doctors are Pissed

I know, I know…. the gimcrack is all about sex toys lately. I promise I’ll get on to some serious stuff soon but when I saw Wanda’s glowing endorsement of the accommodator*** I had to share it with you.

When he came out of the closet in nothing but chaps and a penis strapped to his chin, I almost came. Tied to the bed, him ramming me, thrusting hard over and over…until I came. He unstrapped his chin, leaving the Accomodator inside me. The night of fun had just begun.

sorry, Wanda, if a man jumped out of my closet wearing chaps and a penis strapped to his chin….. well, words fail me….. though I do know of another nurse who’d probably jump at the chance of testing out the accommodator to see if your claims are true.

The image of a man wearing chaps with a penis strapped to his chin seems somewhat incomplete to me.
He needs a bright red clown nose and antlers to complete the package.
This reminds me of the Far Side cartoon titled “Ways nature says ‘Do Not Touch’ . . . ”
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I’d like to think that the model sporting the Accommodator in that picture uses that in her portfolio of work. And that there’s an advertisement person somewhere going through a stack of photos for prospective models and saying “Get me the Accomodator girl! She was excellent in that ad.”

You’re encouraging some risky behaviour here, could you imagine the possible damage a man could suffer to his head if his penis were on his chin? Severe concussions, broken nose, strained ears also come to mind.

The Accommodator should be sold with a helmet and face shield at the very least……

Our wonderful Creator placed the Penis in it’s present location for another reason too my dear…… so that men wouldn’t suffocate!

I truly feel sorry for those poor chaps’ wife’s.
They would love Y’all if you brought this little toy with U in bed..
Tried it with 2 girlfriends as of now, both have had the most intense orgasme with my tongue stuck like glue to their clit and this up their vagina.
Sorry 4 the spelling and gramma,, I’m a flying Scandinavien..