Jason and Deb

"Tchaikovsky!"

Today we had Quiet Company in-studio to promote the first-ever edition of the Orb Sessions. This event is put on by Black Fret, an organization that allows local musicians to get to know potential patrons in Austin, then the patrons give out $10,000 grants to the artists in town who deserve it the most. The Orb Studios was put together by CB and Matt from Blue October, and it's where QC recorded their new album. All of this is coming together for a cool new series of webcasts, where you can see all your favorite artists perform live via the magic of the internet. Stream the concert live tomorrow at the Orb Studios website.

DEAR REDACTED:

Producer Nick lets off steam by yelling at people and changing their names to Redacted. “Stop calling my woman! What is she doing? She's busy being Nicks girlfriend!” Someone has been butting into Nick’s relationship, and he’s not having it. So rather than confronting ‘Redacted’ in person, he called him out through the radio. That’ll show him.

DEB'S I.D. HAIR:

Deb has to renew her ID picture but is worried about her hair. Is she gonna like her current hairstyle in a few years? She is considering buying a wig for her photo, but is that illegal? Might be. Once Jason lost his ID and had to get a new one on the fly, bleached hair and everything. Side note: he still has his UT ID with a pedophile mustache that was part of a bet.

Maybe Deb should risk committing a crime and just go for it. Of course, this could mean she'd have to wear that wig on every trip she takes from then on. Hopefully it's a more convincing one than her Lady Gaga costume.

DEB’S WALLET WOE:

Deb had a dermatologist appointment to check out a suspicious freckle. As she was checking in, she realized she forgot her wallet. After various attempts to bargain with the receptionist and promise she was good for the money, she was still refused service unless she called someone to pay for her. Filled with too much pride and dignity, she opted to walk out and reschedule.

C OF THE WEEK:

Fridays Deb calls the one person who’s wronged her the most that week the C Word – the worst word in the world, although she usually uses it jovially. This week Deb is calling herself the c of the week, because she got in a fight with the people at the airport, she let the homeless man wash her car, got kicked out of a dermatologist office, and she accidentally started an impromptu discussion about TMNT with everyone in the room. Things are looking down for the Debman.

PET OF THE WEEK:

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DENNIS DE LA PENA:

Fridays we talk to a real sports expert, Dennis De La Pena from Fox 7 Sports. Jason brought up the Dallas Cowboys and their lack of glory hole - more a mediocre hole. Whatever that is. He also says that people are not making a big enough deal about their terrible defense, and Dennis agrees. Jason’s theory is that you can't play less than zero defense which is apparently what the Cowboys are doing.

I LOVE YOU CALL:

At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you.” Today Deb tried to call Sprayed Rayz in Arizona but was distracted by the playback music. It was a classical song that turned out to be impossible to figure out. She got no answer, no love, and no song.

DOES DEB KNOW STUFF:

Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her quiz questions, then laughing when she doesn’t know the answers. Today we quizzed her about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trivia. Even though caller George was quick to doubt her, she got the first one right. Then she got the second one right. Deb will probably never admit to it, but she is clearly a much bigger TMNT fan than she lets on.

NEWS:

Don't have sex with animals. A man in Lebanon was found dead by police with his pants down and a donkey tied to the man’s car. Apparently, the man got too friendly and the donkey immediately reacted by kicking the man in the face and twice in the chest.

A Florida woman was arrested for attacking her grandmother. Police were called to a house reported with screaming and banging. Upon arrival, the police found the grandmother crying on the front steps. She told them her granddaughter Bridget and her husband demanded $80 for a hotel. When she refused, Bridget attacked her, pulled off her bra, and ripped jewelry off of her wrist. Her granddaughter was ultimately charged with assault, battery, and possession of meth.

SPORTS:

Defensive tackle Amobi Ocoye has been cleared by doctors after a coma and recurring seizures. Although he lost 90lbs from the disease and had to rebuild brain function, Jason said this is good news for the Dallas Cowboys. They need all the help they can get.

Vince Young has finally been hired by UT. He’ll be a cheerleader for UT as development officer. Jason believes he’s being hired to hang out in suite boxes and shake hands with billionaires to get them to hand over checks. He’ll be making at least 100k. Nick wants him to be the old retired janitor that somehow mentors a rookie player like in Rudy.

THE BIG REVEAL:

Jason and Deb finally get to the bottom of the classical song from Deb’s I Love You call. Vivaldi’s Four Seasons: Spring, Part 1. Deb got a second chance to call the spa and unbelievably got her “I love you.”