Friday, May 11, 2012

I am selling a guitar amp on eBay. I think you should buy it, but that's just my opinion. If you're local I'll hand deliver it. I promise to leave. That's Kane's Promise # 3 -- You don't have to tell me when to leave; I know when I'm not wanted.
Item number: 280878470647.

That's a picture of the amp. That's my bed it's sitting on. Will it help the sale if I post more pictures, some of me lying seductively next to it?

Donations

All donations will go toward the purchase of a fully-licensed The Big Lebowski pinball machine. Please do not be misinformed: this is not for charitable purposes. This is for a pinball machine for my home. Listen, a guy raised $55,000 for potato salad. The internet is crazy. Maybe it will be crazy one last time.