Funnies: Bush and Obama Meet

Saturday Night Live

Seth Meyers: "Barack Obama met with Hillary Clinton on Friday to see if she would be interested in a role in his administration. 'Of course,' said Hillary. 'I'll take president.'"

The Late Show

David Letterman: At one point during this meeting, Joe Biden turns to Cheney and he says Dick, tell me, what is it like being second in command? And Cheney said hell, I don't know, ask Bush.

The Late Show

David Letterman: President-elect Barack Obama announced he's moving into the White House, his family, the two girls and his wife and his mother-in-law. A mother in law in the White House? Honestly? I thought this was the administration that was against torture.

The Tonight Show

Jay Leno: Barack Obama, President-elect Barack Obama, still looking -- still looking for a new White House dog. The search is on. In fact, do you realize he has spent more time selecting a dog than John McCain did selecting a running mate.

The Late Late Show

Craig Ferguson:The transition is continuing in Washington. Vice President-elect Joe Biden is meeting with Dick Cheney tomorrow. Cheney will give Biden a tour of the VP residence and hand over keys to the dungeon. That kind of thing.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel:You can see the president and Mrs. Bush met them in the presidential parking lot and the greeted them warmly. Not only did he not use hand sanitizer, he even taught him the secret presidential handshake. *close up of Bush and Obama's hands doing girlish handshake/hand games*