Fighting minotaur and ogres and other mythical beasts in ancient Rome would be quite the task—and that's just the beginning. Any Roman soldier would enlist with the knowledge that at any time, hordes of invaders and hostile armies could be creeping up the steps to overthrow the empire! What would you do?

A solid first step would be crafting your own set of battle armor, but we all can't be soldiers and blacksmiths! We all get one life and one chance at glory! Smithing might not be your forte, but this rubber version might help you look the part and barter for better. Just try not to take an arrow to the chest (or the knee). Take it from us: this does not—we repeat, does not—protect anyone from real claymores, arrows, or cannonballs. Steel yourself and approach the capital as necessary!