Stupid Client Quote #2565

client: Can we have that website put into a CD?
me: Erm. That isn't possible. This is a dynamic website.
client: But I see many ppl doing that. Why not?
me: That's because they are static HTML websites. Ours is a PHP website.
client: Why didn't you use HTML to do our website instead of PHP?
me: (you want it to be dynamic remember? duh~!)