Being both a man of endurance as well as one who never refuses a tag, here is a Wednesday Q & A.

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night?Myself. Is that egomaniacal? Possibly, but it's true as last night was actually fairly shitty because as we all know, bad luck tends to come in waves and I was fighting under the surf yesterday.

2.What were you doing at 0800?Drinking coffee and answering blogs as I have already been to the gym this morning where I witnessed a sweaty man imitate a wounded hyena as he grunted frequently and loudly while lifting weights which were about half the size of mine. Keep it quiet - especially in the morning.

3. What happened to you in 2006?Researched buying loft in Austin which happened in 2007, lived like a workout/diet-enhanced monk for a fitness modeling gig in New York, wrote a comedic screenplay which is now starting to get sent out, went to Ireland for best friend's wedding, wrote 100th blog post, discovered the existence of Yetis yet lost the evidence, and saved a bus full of nuns from certain doom.

4. How many beverages did you have today?Coffee, protein shake and water. Rinse and repeat.

5. What color is your hairbrush?I don't know. Does it matter - they all comb hair right?

6. Where were you last night?At home after spending an afternoon with an electrician and then having my wife's car blow up. Needless to say, I was drinking as well.

12. Do you want to cut your hair?No. If I cut my own hair, I would look like a buffoon.

13.Are you over the age of 25?Unfortunately.

14.Do you talk a lot?Depends. As a general rule, I don't really throw it out there unless I've been drinking or am comfortable/like you as a person. This leads to a lot of assumptions that I can be arrogant on first impressions.

15. Do you watch the OC?It's canceled, however, I did watch some of the first season and damn Mischa Barton is a bad actress.

16. Do you make up your own words?Oh yeah. I posted on this a month or so ago, and it usually happens when I am so angry that normal curse words just won't cut it.

17. Are you a jealous person?Not really. I'm fairly secure about myself, and jealousy is generally a waste of time in my opinion.

18. Name a friend whose name starts with an 'A'?Aaron. An older friend who I worked with at a personal training studio in Plano. He eventually got into Meth, skipping work and extreme pornography. Not necessarily in that order.

19. Name a friend whose name starts with a 'K'?None that I can recall.

20. Who's the first person on your received call list?My brother.

21. What does the last text msg you received say?I rarely text, but the last one I received was SPAM from Cingular.

22. Do you chew on a straw?I loathe straws, and don't chew on them - I throw them away.

23. Where's the next place you are going?To visit family in McKinney or Oklahoma for Thanksgiving. Then, onto Taos in January.

24. Who's the rudest person in your life?My company CEO, but it's probably not his fault as it seems to be a prerequisite for the position.

25. What was the last thing you ate?Ground turkey and brown rice.

26. Will you get married in the future?I'm there now, and have no plans to do so again unless I convert to the Mormon religion. In that case, the line forms to the left. Ha.

27. What's the best movie you've seen in the last 2 weeks?"American Gangster," but I have high hopes for "No Country For Old Men," which I plan to see very soon.

28. When was the last time you did dishes?Last Xmas at my grandparents house in Oklahoma. It sucked. Viva dish washing machines.

29. Are you currently depressed?Nope. Just generally pissed off, which is normal and not nearly the same thing.

30. Did you cry today?Not unless I get kicked in the crotch before the day ends.

31. What was the last thing you said aloud?Is my fly unzipped? (Editor's Note: It wasn't.}

32. What car do you drive and what Bumpersticker(s) do you have on it?I drive a Audi TT convertible with no bumper stickers attached.

33 Why did you answer this and post it?I always answer tags, it has 33 questions (I have a big thing with the number 3 - platonically of course), and I had a long conference call today where I only did a little bit of the talking.

Miss Ash - My wife's car is in flux as I now have to purchase a new one - probably a small Suv. I do feel bad because I always laugh at my own jokes, but you obviously do to since you know you're funny. Ha.

Kismetic - Ha. Should have know there would be a jab in there, but if you find me a 21-year-old coed who can afford it, then I'll show you a Chi-o with a sugar daddy or just a Daddy who doesn't know how to say no.

WhatIgot - You don't want to know. But it's not pretty. I actually don't know the exact titles, but from stories I was told, it involved watching them with numerous other people in the same room.

Heff - Unfortunately, beer doesn't help much. That shot was in NYC after about 6 months of diet/training where I forsake alcohol, sugar, simple carbs, etc. I wasn't a whole hell of a lot of fun, and obviously, I've reverted now that it's over. But abs are almost strictly a by-product of diet when your body fat percentage is less than 10.

Cats - Definitely. Steal away as I never tag anyone, although I answer them. I'll be interested in the results.

So funny how you read someones blog who you do not know in person, and you imagine a totally different thing. I never thought you were married and I never knew you were into gay porn and beastiality (sp?)

I kid on the second one...the only men I know with abs like that (and dogs like that) are gay. my husband would be very jealous. he is trying so hard to get a three pack!

But yeah...never a hint you were married in your writings. I thought you lived the life of a single viking.

Getoffmylawn - Thanks, and you're likely right about the bear teeth, although I hear they are hard to come by. At least they are in Austin, TX, however, on Ebay you can buy virtually anything.

Vivavavoom - Ha. It's definitely funny, slightly strange, etc. how we build up images and scenarios for people with the Internet being a prime culprit. But my single Viking days have been extinguished for several years, those abs were for photo shoots this past Feb. in NYC (now I have a 4-pack due to beer consumption), and I have loved my car for the past 4 years with this time of year being perfect for having the top down.