Please use this post for discussion about GWOP that doesn't have a better spot elsewhere. This is where all those I don't know where to post it comments go also. You should also feel very welcome to post a valid ID and password to GWOP's secret board in this thread if you wanted to. Once I got in, I fully planned to let everyone else in too so what the heck. Thank you.

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This is one of the funniest threads I have read in a long time. So I wanted to share it with my GWOPWOP buddies. Enjoy.

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AnonymousAugust 6, 2009 at 1:37 pm

lisa k. and ericka m. said…

Maybe you guys can help me out on this one. My hubs wants to have butt luv. I’m really nervous about it. I heard you need a lot of lube. What’s the best type of lube to buy? He’s pretty cheap so it has to be something that I can buy at the Piggly Wiggly. Anyone know of any home remedies?

kiki said…

In Kanida we get free K-Y Jelly from the gov.

10doll said…

In my family we have an age old secret passed down from mother to daughter… bacon grease. Your crack will smell like bacon for a week. lol. It also good for the environment since you are recycling. Oh don’t eat beans the night before.

Pat said…

In Guntown lots of the poorer people use mayonnaise. Since condoms and the pill cost money lots of youngins opt for anal so they won’t get knocked up. There is a saying in town. It doesn’t rhyme but its close. “Take it in the ass and save yo self some cash”

Bohemian Moon said…

I concoct my own ointment from Pennzoil, sacred tallow, cloves, ginger and mint. The native americans and early pioneers had the foresight that oil had healing and rejuvenating qualities. Then I cast a spell on it. The important thing to remember is to relax. That’s what I tell David. FYI I don’t take it that way but I sure know how to give it. An ancient spirit of knowledge told me that a sleeping pig gets no migraines. Remember that. Also it has been revealed to me that the wheels on the bus go round and round. Remember these words.

Matt Heckman's blog thread about GWOP is still getting new content. Not only is there classic GWOP stupidy but there is info about Sammy, who was behind the DD blog war, insights into the hate blog owners etc. If anyone hasn't read it yet here is the link to the thread.

I’m actually the person they accused of being this iwhy person. They said they had my son’s information, including where he went to school. They threatened to call his school where I was the PTA president telling them that I was on crack and a meth head. They claimed to have been on my son’s myspace and facebook. I admit, I did not do my due diligence and did not pay much attention to privacy settings before this nightmare started a week ago but all of our information is as tight as I can make it now. A bit after the fact, I’m afraid.

Aren’t you terribly impressed with these child advocates, who use a mother’s fear for her child to try to shut her up. The funniest thing is that I am not iwhy. After contacting the police, and making all of our profiles private, and deleting accounts, I begged iwhy for days to please tell them she was not me. She finally posted my reply and promptly told me to STFU. Another fine example of womanhood.

I included my email, should you want to talk to me.

_________________________Who is this person?

I'll have to go thru the blog to read if she was actually telling the truth or just another lie about you.

No need to read the entire blog. I did tell her to STFU, but only after dedicating a Main Page thread to her called Blogging Threats in which a) I acknowledged her very first email message about the alleged threats, b) stated that she was NOT me, c) told her to call the police, contact blogger, her ISP, their ISP, etc and d) asked her to forward me the links to threads by the threat-issuers who she claimed were impersonating me so that I could report them too.

I promptly never heard from her again or any of her "friends" until a few days later when she complained and reprimanded me that I was deleting all her comments.

I still smell a hoax. If the threats were real, it seems odd that she'd be back in the Gosselin blogosphere and posting about it again. Among other things, why would "locking down" profiles now provide any sort of protection from the people who have already been hassling her.

In my view, it was all scam by people who were trying to get me to reveal something about myself and\or view their blogs so that they can trap my IP address.

Our whacked out wonder Fiona's dog died the other day and most of the people who tried to kick her off their blogs have expressed their sympathy. Really? C'mon you dummies. Just because her dog died doesn't mean she's a reformed person.

I tried to make a suggestion at the Gwop board, but of course, it didn't get published.

So I will do it here, because you know, "they" read this board too.

So here goes.

Hey Gwoptards! Why not feed off of "Toddlers and Tiaras?" Seriously, I watched this show the other night and couldn't believe my eyes. Now, if they wanna cry child exploitation and overspending at its finest, I suggest they tune into this little fine piece of tv crap.

Peri/Sharla/Harriet is slipping. On the Babya Mama's Blog is giving me a headache thread, there are 2 comments listed. If you read the comments, you'll see 3 comments listed. Hmmmm Harriet's comments don't register on the frontpage. Could it be because someone behind the scenes is writing it? *cough **Peri, Sharla.

mkb, I totally agree. I try not to be too judgmental about the way others parent, but I feel bad for some of those kids. I think I watched about 10 seconds(literally) before I had to change the channel.

Funny. I don't like it, therefor, I do not support it by watching.

Get that, gwoppers? This is what normal people do. Watching every episode and picking apart Kate's every move all the while screaming "EXPLOITATION!" is what makes you look like jealous hags.

IWHY,Could you please add links to the movies in one place, like the side bar? I've book marked them for myself and I like to pass them on when I can, but it would be nice if they were accessible from one place rather than having to dig through old posts. Thanks!

Ah, now the Pigtards are ripping on Theresa for her calling out a Gwopper on IW.

Thus, Gwoppers exist at the Pigblog. Peri/Sharla. You know we'll see a post or two from nc and Fiona as both hate Theresa, too.

I also like how they automatically assume that when people defend Kate, that they (pigs) are at the defense of Jon "oh, and it's okay to rip apart their father". Well, pigtards and gwoptards, if their dad is acting like an arse, of which he has been lately, it's okay to not show support of that. They think everything is either black or white. Tards.

I guess I have to remember the pigs are the really sensitive ones, aren't they?

Man oh Man, this Preesi person is running away with this month's GWOPPER poll. I hope Laura Linger's feelings are going to be hurt. And to think I almost left Preesi off the poll altoghether because I didn't really know who she was. It's now clear I must launch a full investigation.

Leslie, On this person's forum group, she went in and deleted all the history because she had precipitated a lot, and I mean a lot, of the drama that was going back and forth between the non fans and the fans. I used to be wrapped up in that group. She made plenty of threats of her own and needed to get them deleted so no-one could have any of that information. She used the group, without member's input, to try and draw these people (the ones she referred to as haters) out so she could trash them in the group. There is so much to that story that is unknown, even now, but you can bet they are still around.

The following comment was made by Matt Heckman on his blog. Has he uncovered Preesi's secret identity? Uh oh, Preesi might get expelled from the Gosselin Watchmen.

Matt HeckmanAugust 9, 2009 at 3:27 pm

I also spoke to wordpress and BohemianMoon is full of it, because they did not detect any porn, and I advised them that these are just hatefull women that have nothing better to do than to hate Kate Gosselin. Also Preesi has been suspected to be Dana Hoffman from The Reading Eagle.

The following comment was made by Matt Heckman on his blog. Has he uncovered Preesi's secret identity? Uh oh, Preesi might get expelled from the Gosselin Watchmen.

Matt HeckmanAugust 9, 2009 at 3:27 pm

I also spoke to wordpress and BohemianMoon is full of it, because they did not detect any porn, and I advised them that these are just hatefull women that have nothing better to do than to hate Kate Gosselin. Also Preesi has been suspected to be Dana Hoffman from The Reading Eagle.

My sentiments exactly. Also, who says she even had a dog in the first place.

August 8, 2009 7:09 PM

**************I heart Huckabees, I think you're right on that. This "mourning" of Fiona's is her alibi to go to other posts and use her aliases. I wouldn't be surprised if "Sherry" is yet another alias of Fiona's.

Doctor: You had to live your life on camera, being filmed in your most private moments. You weren't able to play outside without a camera crew and boom mike in your face. Your mom said repeatedly on tv to millions of people that you were icky and gross. You once had to have a bowel movement removed by your father in the back of a van with a cameraman standing there watching while your mom picked out bedroom furniture. You worked most of your childhood only to see the money you earned squandered by your parents. You had to endure teasing at the hands of your schoolmates due to all the tabloid reporting your parents encouraged. Is this why you're seeking therapy?

Gosselin Male Tup: No, I'm all screwed up because people made fun of my mom's hair.

August 9, 2009 8:23 PM

Love to Hate, just keep telling yourself that. All that was ever done to this family by you gwoptards were to make fun of Kate's hair. Ya right. If you believe that - I have a bridge to sell you.

You are pretty stupid, do you realize that? Could you sound anymore bitter?

Any kind of parental behavior aside, why is it OK to post negative opinions about Jon but it's NOT OK to post negative opinions about Kate?Goose, gander, you know?

Umm, WFC? Follow the reasoning on the thread. When discussing what is right and wrong about these two people, you can't put "parental behavior aside." In other words, if you are saying UNTRUE things (Kate doesn't love her children! Kate is a cheater! Kate tricked Jon into getting pregnant to be a TV reality star!) it can be harmful. The LIES have been called harmful, WFC. Do you really need this explanation?

She could never handle nuance. With gwoppers like wfc its always been black and white about the Gosselins.

I just watched the Kate interview on the Today Show. I'm willing to give Jon a chance by watching his interview on E! But she does come across as much more credible than he does if his recent behavior is any indication.

This is from Musings From the Moon's thread called, "E! Online Taking Questions for Jon Gosselin’s Appearance on Monday August 10~"

#25AnniesI heard Asian guys have small d__ks so what is your secret charm buddy?

Isn't that nice? This is the second bigoted anti-Asian comment left on that site that passed Bohemian Moon's moderation policy (the first was in a post by Moon herself). There are 70+ comments on that thread now, but none of the *musers* have called this poster the bigot she is. Thanks for perpetuating hate and prejudice Moon.

Taken from Matt Heckman's blog. I am AnonymousAugust 9, 2009 at 9:20 pm These GWOPPERS and LisaK ass kissers, and Bohemian Moon fart sniffers, and Douchbag Dishers are all envious. I think they hate Kate so much because she was once poor and lived in a trailer park and now she has a lot of money and things and lives in a mansion. Low class people can’t stand seeing one of their peers rise above them. Envy leads to and fuels hatred, plain and simple. I think most of the world’s religions and philosophies agree that envy is not a good thing.

The joke is on the haters. They are their own worst enemies. If some of these “Hate Kate” bloggers spent more time working or doing something productive they might have nicer things or they might contribute to making society better.

Lisa Knight Is an IdiotAugust 8, 2009 at 9:13 pm This comment most likely came from Lisa Knight. She’s about as tough as a fart in the face.

All she does is hate. She hates the Gosselins. She hates people that aren’t low class like she is. She hates Christians. She hates people from cities. She hates other blog owners, namely Iwhyawli.

Hate has made her face soo ugly that you could use her face to make monster cookies. She’s so fat that her toilet seat has buttresses. Her house is so dirty that you have to take your shoes off to go outside. That’s Lisa K.

Also, Lisa nobody will think that Matt is a laughing stock for allowing people to post the rediculous comments from you silly blog. If anyone is a laughing stock it is you especially since every blog you open gets shut down.

Lastlky, Lisa K wise up, impersonating a non entity sockpuppet is not illegal. If it were your ass would be doing hardtime on some penal farm in Kentucky.

Thanks everyone for the links to the interview. Just saw it. First things first, Kate's shoes were nothing short of fab. The heels were every bit as high as Merediths so is Meredith a whore too? Kate has some great gams.

Next, I'm happy that Kate had an opporunity to skewer Jodi and Kevin for their own money-making activities. It did not go unnoticed that Meredith didn't refute Kate's statement that even "reputable" media outlets (like the Today Show) have been paying Jodi and Kevin thousands of dollars for their commentary. No offense to any journalists out there but it is reprehensible to me that Kate is the first to make any mainstream mention of the Jodi/Kevin's own featherbedding. Except for the GWOPPERS, no one with half a brain believes anything they see or read anymore and all these so-called disingenuous journalists with their personal agendas are the first to blame. :: glares at Matt Lauer ::

Have I mentioned that Matt Lauer makes my skin crawl? Actually they all do.

Last but not least, the response "I don't wish to go into all that for the sake of my kids" is the only appropriate response to all these questions on who did what, when where and why. I hope you were taking notes, Jon. I'm not hopeful as you've yet to show me any signs of intelligence or class. Yes, I once wrote something about your "quiet wisdom." Ha! Little did I know then that you were most likely stoned out of your gourd. My regards to Hailey.

Spying on what exactly? First mkb77 and now Jamie and Val. You'll probably figure this out for yourself sooner or later but it will be difficult to convince me that I've any moles in my midst when I don't have a secret board and never engage anyone in conversation using any means except the blog itself. I love receiving email messages, but I never reply to them as much as I would like to.

I don't know how many aliases she has, but I do know she's not Jennie from IW. If you go back and read her posts about Kate, you'd see what I mean. Someone here said before that she was gftg, and she didn't deny it when she was picking through all of the comments of that thread over at the sty. Any, I don't know why you would take that as an attempt to deflect anything. If anything it only proves that she is using two aliases and is playing two different angles with moon so no one knows it's her. She doesn't want the garbage she puts out at the sty to follow her to her own blog. It's been around for a while and I'm sure, like Sharla, she doesn't want her readers to know what she's really capable of.

Someone please correct me if I'm wrong, I don't read moon much but the only time I ever saw gftg post there, it was after her identity was mentioned here.

Funny, I thought the ones who were trying to deflect the attention were those who said it wasn't her. I'm not accusing anyone, that was just the first thing that came to my mind. It's hard to tell sometimes when everyone is anon.

Jamie said... I don't know how many aliases she has, but I do know she's not Jennie from IW. If you go back and read her posts about Kate, you'd see what I mean. Someone here said before that she was gftg, and she didn't deny it when she was picking through all of the comments of that thread over at the sty. ___________________________

IIRC Moon's fight with gftg was because gftg copied and pasted Moon's entry on her own blog without credit. The fight was at gftg's blog. Moon's fight with 3Farmers was because Moon copied and pasted 3Farmer's work without credit. The fight was at Moon's blog.

None of it, NONE. OF. IT., was worth fighting about, but you can be sure the musers had plenty of support for moon in both fights, including wfc.

Rumor has it that 10doll and Preesi were on a Gosselin stake out. The police showed up and Preesi being a skinny skank escaped through the fence posts at one of the neighbor's homes. 10doll being 5'2" and weighing 250 lbs, mostly ass, barely managed to run 25 feet before belly flopping on the pavement and getting arrested.

They Eat Their Own said... IIRC Moon's fight with gftg was because gftg copied and pasted Moon's entry on her own blog without credit. The fight was at gftg's blog. Moon's fight with 3Farmers was because Moon copied and pasted 3Farmer's work without credit. The fight was at Moon's blog.***************************Thanks for the laugh They Eat Their Own. 3Farmers p.o.'d because her "work" was copied and pasted without credit. That's so laughable. 3Farmers is a stinkin' whale without a brain and no creativity. Takes the easy way out by tearing down the children. 3Farmers needs to be arrested.

A Special Radio Show Regarding The Gosselins?I’m throwing the idea out for all you people to see if this would be a good idea? I would like to get a hold of bloggers on both sides of the argument, and get everyone’s take about the issue. If you would like to be interviewed on the air let me know because I will book you for an upcoming show.

‘Gracious’ KateMeanwhile, in other Jon and Kate news, the “Today” show has released a statement refuting a Chicago Sun-Times report blasting Kate Gosselin as a supposedly diva-ish guest. The newspaper had quoted an unnamed source, allegedly a longtime NBC staffer, calling the mom of eight “one of the most unpleasant” guests in years.

“These comments are completely and totally false and are certainly coming from bad sources,” the statement to “Extra” read. “Kate Gosselin was a gracious guest on ‘Today’ and anyone within a thousand feet of her at the show [Monday] morning could tell you that.” OK, then.

As usual Kate's detractors do their thing to make her look bad... Geeze!

Oh my goodness. Did any of you catch Kate on LIVE with Regis & Kelly today?

WTF was up with Regis?! Clearly he didn't have a clue what's gone down. And his question suggesting they might get back together or that Kate should take him back came off as out of touch and, to me, incredibly condescending.

The only thing that made it somewhat bearable was that you could tell Kelly was really holding her tongue and embarrassed by/for him.

I thought Kate handled it with remarkable restraint and dignity. Once again, she's coming off looking great in all of this.

"What are her circumstances? Who cares? She's a freakin' troublemaker. Why give her a pass at all?

August 13, 2009 4:21 PM"------------------------------------Because I hope I never have to deal with that & that nobody would pour salt into my wounds if I did. It's not a pass,it's trying to be sympathetic to someone despite my feelings towards them. I'm a adult,not a 5 year old on a playground.I didn't say you had to do or feel the same way.

Call me a bitch if you must,but I'd pay good money to know the back story on 10 dull! Yes,Im nosey. Something big went down & its killing me to find out what happened? It's some big tragic secret at Lisa's. FIND OUT INFO!

The real lisa KAugust 14, 2009 at 1:28 am Just so you know, I can tell when someone pulls a post from my blog…I can tell who you are, your IP addy, your hometown and state, what your house looks like and everything. By the looks of it, you need to upgrade where you live. I haven’t been caught doing anything, but you have…LMFAO! Stupid asses!

I'm sorta hoping 10doll choked on her own backwash so that I'll quit receiving comments about her. I have zero idea what anon@12:06 is talking about but I'm betting I'll be soon be wishing that she chokes on her own backwash too.

What is 'pulling a post from her blog' and why would anyone care if LisaK knows what our houses look like and\or thinks they're crappy houses? Why don't I wonder what LisaK's house looks like? Is LisaK missing a few chromosones ?

On a positive note, LisaK, thanks for depositing all your crapoloa in the Open Discussion thread as opposed to the more topic-specific threads. It's really very courteous of you, especially since the Open Discussion thread is on Page Two. Freak.

There are a lot of comments cut from lisa k's blog and copied over here and over at Matt Heckman's blog. That is why lisa k is trying to bully people by threatening that her superb "troll tracker" is capable of detecting if someone is "copying" something from her site. Another lie on her part meant to intimidate people. I actually think most of her posturing is directed not at people who don't like her but at her little group of followers so that they think she is all bad ass and hardcore. lisa k is nothing but an internet bully which is the equivalent of a powerless bitch. Her threats are absolutely ridiculous.

Regarding 10doll, a lot of people have suggested that she is a sock puppet for somebody. I would guess 10doll is lisa k's sockpuppet given that lisa k is apparently the only person who has 10doll's email. How convenient. lisa k is a master puppeteer and I hope that her little group of followers see that for themselves and stop being played by her.

Iwhy, I too have troll tracker CIA version and let me tell you that Lisa K lives in a palacial triple wide mobile home that her attorney husband bought for her. It's the talk of the town. All her neighbors tell her that she is living high on the hog. I got all that info from my troll tracker. yep. Right now my satellite is looking in your window. Wow you lookin' good girlfriend. No wonder your husband is so happy. Ok, I need to go. I'm having the director of the FBI over for dinner. TTFN!

Thanks Anonymous Bystander. It's all so completely stupid, ain't it? Does this mean I'm in another one of those blogging wars without realizing it again?

Unfortunately for LisaK, we're just a too intellectual here to let her shenanigans bother us, aren't we? It's sorta like how I can tune out the neighbor's barking dogs. Or rap music. Now that I know those comments aren't in reference to anything here and that I wouldn't be rude by deleting them, I'll just start deleting them. Shrug.

Seriously? Someone at the Gwoptard site compared Kate and Eunice Shriver. Now that is some funny shit..and deranged as hell:

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Lux et Umbra said... I came to this site after having just read about the lovely tributes made to Eunice Kennedy at her funeral on Friday. After I learned here about Kate's misadventure at the gate, I was left shaking my head at the disparity between the two women. Mrs. Shriver was faced with great adversity--consider the tragic deaths in her family of origin, for instance--and yet she gave and gave. Kate has been dealt very little misfortune: she has eight healthy children, no losses of loved ones to death (that I know of), and material prosperity, and yet all she can do is take and take, then take some more.

Some might argue that Mrs. Shriver enjoyed the benefits of great wealth from early on, and that that bounty offered her both time and opportunity for humanitarian work. Indeed, being born into money often helps, but it's not the true measure of a person. Eunice Kennedy Shriver lived her life with true charity and grace. Kate Gosselin seems to be living hers in selfishness and gracelessness.

I'm tired, and I may not have expressed myself well. Still, I wanted to remark on the light that was Eunice and the dark that is Kate. I don't like to be so critical of a person, and especially one I don't know close up, but I'm embarrassed by her as my fellow human being, as well as sad that she has all that she has and doesn't recognize her good fortune.

I wish she'd meditate on the idea of gratitude. Perhaps she will, when all this unseemly TV business is finally over.

WELCOME

Sit back, relax and enjoy while I hack on moms who like to pass judgment on other moms and dads.

All under the guise of [fingerquotes]good parenting[/fingerquotes] of course. It's my moral obligation. I'm sure you understand.

ABOUT US

We are group of American nobodys. But unlike the nobodys at GWoP whose life mission is to save the Gosselin children from their oh so cruel mother and father, we don't consider our blogging efforts to be bonafide charity work. When we volunteer for humantarian causes, we actually log off the computer, get off our chairs and leave our houses. We have the shared desire that our disgust for these GWoP sows be centralized. Each post reflects the author's opinion, not necessarily that of the group but probably that of the group.

We want nothing more than for these GWoP sows to get a clue or to kill themselves, which ever comes first.

We want Jon and Kate to continue doing whatever it is they're currently doing to inspire such jealous outrage. It's hilarious to read.

We want the children of these GWoP saps to move into foster home so they can be loved by women who won't ignore them in lieu of monitoring the Internet for dirt on Jon & Kate.

We want all Americans to respectfully recognize that Moms (and Dads) who pass judgment on other Moms and Dads is is syptomatic of serious mental illness. Please don't let your kids go trick or treating at these people's homes.

Speak Up. Point, Laugh and publically mock these asshole moms whenever you can. I'm sure you know the type otherwise google "Battleaxe". They're the same women who monopolize the teacher's time on Parent Night, who frown upon bringing store bought items to the bake sale, and are always asking for advice on behalf of friends (wink, wink) who find a Playboy in the trunk of her husband's car.

Julie's Deleted Blog Posts

Fooled into thinking Aunt Jodi is a child advocate? Click here to read the first of her dear sister's deleted blog posts. There are 13 deleted posts in all. One more telling than the next.

Aunt Jodi's Large Lump Sum Mortgage Payment

GWOPPER of the Month

You best think twice before sending any money to this GWOPPER (nhrp). A legal problem of sorts forced her into hiding and she now lives in a cave. Probably with Osama. Working as his camcorder guy (err, gal).