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The Presidogs of the United States of Pawmerica, now available on Amazon.com for $19.99

The wait is finally over! All of you hungry, drooling pups, pawsitively starved for nourishing brain kibble, are sure to voraciously devour this glorious, full-color coffee table book about our nation’s top dogs.

The Presidogs of the United States of Pawmerica tells the oft-told tails of the presidents of this country, but with a twist. The presidents are all dogs! How would a dog have negotiated the Missouri Compromise? Or the Lousiana Poochase? You can truly find out only HERE.

Bark bark folks, Leonard Maltese here again, with another furry film review. This week, I was invited to attend a raucous and repulsive Puppy Party, and oh my! I feel gross for doing so. Chaotic and reprehensible to the max, this “film” gets ZERO BONES. Read my full review below.

Whatever you’re thinking this movie could be based on this poster… YOU’RE WRONG. This movie is dog poop crazy to the bone!

Ruff ruff everybody! It’s me, Leonard Maltese, your favorite film critic (who also happens to be a beautiful Maltese puppy dog), back with another review. This week, I’m taking on The Amazing Wizard of Paws, directed by Bryan Michael Stoller.A movie poster is never complete without the director’s e-mail address!

Puppies by themselves are sweet, adorable, a little feisty, but above all, innocent. But when you take extremely innocent photos of those puppies and add the logo for BRAZZERS, one of the premiere adult websites on the net, something altogether remarkable happens: Nothing. The puppies remain innocent, and the logo serves as no more than a distraction to our cuteness-seeking eyes. See for yourself below!Continue reading 7 Innocent Puppy Pictures That Remain Innocent Even With a Brazzers Logo→

Photo courtesy of Wikipedia Commons. Coloring by OldPups.com.
This Thursday, we’re throwing it way back to 1861. Abraham Lincoln, upon leaving Springfield to begin his job as the 16th President of the United States, decided that his beloved dog Fido would not enjoy the loud hustle and bustle of Washington D.C., so he entrusted him to the care of a close friend and neighbor. It was hard for the President to part with his dear old friend, but it was even more difficult for Lincoln’s two youngest sons Tad and Willie, who demanded that a picture be taken of Fido for them to remember him by, in case they never saw him again. Hence, the existence for the above photograph, taken by a local Springfield photographer shortly before the Lincoln’s left Springfield for good. Sadly, Fido and his former master never met again, due in large part to Lincoln’s untimely death in 1865. Fido joined him in the afterlife the following year.

Occasionally on Wednesdays, we’ll be featuring stories that are…well, weird. Back in 2007, a roving band of mostly friendly–not to mention identical–German Shepherds invaded the grounds of the Neil Armstrong Air & Space Museum in Wapakoneta, Ohio. No one is quite sure where they came from, or where they went next, but the marauding pack of benign canines spent over twenty minutes at the museum, sniffing the grass, and climbing the moon-shaped dome encasing the Astro Theater, the museum’s main attraction. This incredibly strange story was relayed to us by former groundskeeper James Dailey, who was sadly the only witness to the affair, and didn’t think to take any pictures, hence this poor Photoshop rendering. We tried to follow up with Mr. Dailey about his experience, but sadly he committed suicide last week while a patient at the Appalachian Behavioral Healthcare Facility in Athens, Ohio.

For our first ever Two-for-Tuesday, we’re featuring the perennial pair, Dynamite and Fletcher. These two boundless buddies have been pals for what feels like an eternity, and their undying devotion toward each other grows stronger every day. They first met in an area of space now known as Bode’s Galaxy around 5000 BC, and have been inseparable ever since. They now spend their days playing in the lower atmosphere of Byzene, a gaseous orb heretofore undiscovered by man.