Thursday, July 21, 2011

Thursday - It's Me, MikiCato, from Five Oaks

Hello all you handsomes and beauticious House Panther Boys and Gurls!

Today I talks bout da Large One and his flashy/clicky box and all da times he done shoved dat thang in my face/muzzle. I gets all googgledy eyed when dat ting make wif da sunlight blink. So, da las time he done made it flashy in my eyes I don gived him an ultematimum type warnin/threat. Not sure it sunked into dat big hairless ole head, but did is what I did.

I wuz protectin my bed linens/blankies in da laundry baskit

when da Large One popped da blinky ting in my eyeballs.

I gived him da look

But he done squatted down byside dat baskit

and I knowed rat dere he were gonna make blinky agin.

So I went into my speachy ting.

Acorse I knows him don't unnerstands kitty talk

so I did the big Mime bit. I good at mime aktually.

I sed to himself I sed "You seez dis paw I holds up here?

Les me shows you somethin bout dis paw."

"Dis paw gots a sekret button thingy built in

so when I gets mad and don wans no more

of somethin or somebodies.

I just aks lak I be washin my tootsie,

when acktually I is pushin da button."

Havin sed dat, I did push da secret button,

an at da same times I puts on da 'I whops old butt' face.

Well, as all cats knows, when da secret button be pushed,

out comes da secret wepons, da CLAWS.

I seys to da Large One I seys,

"Clicks one more times in my face and I use dese

Ninja Kitty weapons on YO face!

Now Skatz!"

Corse I wont use dem on hims, but hims don knows dat.

Well him done gots up, backeded up a bit, sitted down in hims chair at the beans eaty table, and said to da Small One, "You know I don't think he likes me using the camera Hon! Maybe YOU should take the snaps from now on."

Whatevers. Him not takes no more piktuires or whatchamakallits snappys since den. I lets you know iffin it worked. Iffin it did we gots it made. NO MOR flaslhy in da face. Meowrrh! Paws crossed!

For those reading this, check out my cat blog for some interesting stories about the cat colony I manage.http://homelesscatcare.blogspot.com/http://homelesscatcare.blogspot.com/2011/05/helping-my-cats-with-work-at-home.htmlDebby in Arizona

Miki, You sure do know how to show those paws to advantage. Hope your beans will back off some from the flashie box in the face thing. Mom sneaks up on me and just takes one or two. She doesn't seem to understand the Look. I may have to start pushing buttons . . .