when life gives you lemons…

make sure they’re the freaky kind…and that you can shake hands with it.

AND then:
1. reminisce of the times you made your little sisters suck on them…oh, the good old days.
2. squeeze them into someone’s cut…and run.
3. squirt some into someone’s eye…and watch their expression.
4. get some salt and pucker up…but wish you were handed the green lemons instead (some call them limes)
5. get some vodka and invite your friends. don’t invite me as i don’t like vodka …and yellow lemons are not that tasty. but if you have a glass of delectable dark rum and green lemons… i’ll come for sure.
6. (if you must) take the damn lemons and be thankful for the vitamin c.
7. continue with the sour attitude… please don’t make lemonade. yuk.
8. use the zest. limoncello? no.