arbitrary stupid movie scene: (in a stupid movie)
Dad to Son, during talk about a fight Son got into at school: We do not solve problems in this house by hitting people! (then slaps the son across the face)

At that point, we all dissolved into laughter and gave up trying to watch the movie. And now, we play-act the highlights from the part of the movie that we did see. For example, the Dad gets his foot impaled in the floor with a hunting knife. The next day, we watch him running full tilt for over a mile.

I offered to stab us all in the foot so that we could go for a family jog later in the day.