Catholic Church introduces safer PE exercises for Boys Schools

In an attempt to clean up the image of the priesthood and that of Catholic schools in particular, the physical exercise routines have undergone Papal scrutiny and the changes are as follows, effective immediately

No more press-ups - boys on the floor looks too submissive
No more sit-ups - boys heads close to teachers mid-rift too suggestive
No more wheel-barrow racing for obvious reasons
No more human pyramids as the boys at the base were in no position to defend themsleves

Coming in - The chocolate starfish, the over-stretched yawn, any type of milk-shake action, and priest bobbing (akin to apple bobbing but the priest is in the bath to ensure fair shares all round)