Note: The author does not partly, or wholly, agree with the following song. It has been written in the viewpoint of a fellow poster (CJJ) on SD.com.

Chris, sing this to your favorite Bryan Adams tune. They all sound the same.

Can you really love a vulva?

To really love the vulva,
You must swallow your pride.
To really go down inside the dark cave,
Is a crime that I won't commit myself to do.

Chorus:
If you really love the vulva,
Take my advice, ohhh yeah.
Wear a clothspin and eat some mints.
I just think the taste of fish should be left at sea.
I don't know about you,
but how could you fuck something that looks like your mother's asshole?
Ohhh no.

Bridge:
I first entered the closet when I was thirteen.
Never to return to that awful sight that I saw on that video.
Held my friend, told him secrets that only he'll know.
He'll take me places that I want to go.
Take control of me and never let me go.
Met a man - his name is Joe.