Here are some details about the game's main characters. Throughout the game
you will run across these and many other interesting and unique beings.

Zaku

Our heroine and rumored creator of Rarity 9, the most powerful developer's
tool of all-time. After the Rarity 9 beta is stolen by Captain Bran, Zaku
vows to recover it at all costs. If she fails, Bran's horrible videogames
will flood the market, causing widespread boredom. As for Zaku, she has other
plans for Rarity 9: Plans for greatness! Zaku's arsenal includes such
technical gadgetry as rocket shoes (because they're absurd) and power gloves
(because they're awesome).

Iremsha

Though she was once Zaku's mentor, not much is known about this mysterious
girl except that she now appears to be working with Captain Bran for some odd
reason. Skilled in the art of punch-things-in-the-head style, she's a force
to be reckoned with, especially while standing or floating in one of her
overly dramatic poses. Iremsha is rather fond of sugar, having been known to
snort an entire pixie stick without so much as flinching.

Penguin Bros.

The Penguin Bros. - Dip, Bip, Flip and Emp - are the leaders of Captain Bran's
SNNVN (smelly, nasty and not very nice) attack force. For questionably safe
keeping, Bran has given them each a backup copy of the stolen Rarity 9
program. To protect it from danger, the brothers put their collective skills
to use: Dip enjoys machines that make extensive use of wheels. Bip prefers to
smash things. Flip likes playing tricks. Emp is rather sickeningly obsessed
with blowing things up. Though not the most brilliant boys in the world, the
Penguin Bros. serve their master with a fierce (if not fully understood)
determination. This makes them a considerably dangerous group.

Captain Bran

President of Bran Systems (Best games this side of the arctic circle!),
Captain Bran stole the beta version of Rarity 9 for his own sinister uses.
A generally nasty guy and overall sour pickle, Bran hates the world and vows
to drive it into certain peril in the most ridiculous way possible: By
flooding the videogame market with copy after copy of the most despicable
games ever created. He dislikes Zaku because she doesn't wear mascara, but
is otherwise unconcerned with her efforts to try and retake Rarity 9. Rather,
he seems to spend his spare time taking things that aren't his (regardless of
value), and launching sandwiches into deep space (can you blame him?).