i loiter. i hang out in front of gas stations and smoke cigarettes, asking people if they need hard. they say they need it, i sell em a pebble i found on the ground, they give me lip i got a gigantic fold up blade and brass knuckles. i tell them i need to feed my pet monitor lizard. that shit's food is expensive B.

stealing brews for about 4 years now, only got caught once, which was recent, and in a different state... and it was a mini keg i got caught with. got greedy as fuck. if it wasn't for that bitchy old grandma bitch i would have gotten in the car ten minutes earlier but this whore was walking so god damn slow.

shes probably a nice lady in reality

Originally Posted by mtown

i smoke normally marlboro you know but it pisses me of if the shit comes in my mouth
laturr

Originally Posted by Subconcious

No jokes/true story: I had a friend who called one of those helplines and they told her straight up to do it. I swear to god, they were like "Do it. No one will miss you." I dunno if they were tryin some reverse-psychology or some shit, but it was fucked up. (She's fine, btw)

and i guess not only beer, but i'm a fuckin' clepto in general. i like to pickpocket my friends when they're not lookin' and put it into my other friends pockets, and i say it was them not me. thats illegal right?

Originally Posted by mtown

i smoke normally marlboro you know but it pisses me of if the shit comes in my mouth
laturr

Originally Posted by Subconcious

No jokes/true story: I had a friend who called one of those helplines and they told her straight up to do it. I swear to god, they were like "Do it. No one will miss you." I dunno if they were tryin some reverse-psychology or some shit, but it was fucked up. (She's fine, btw)

i wish i had a quarter for every graff artist named case or kase. i already know three in my town.

Originally Posted by mtown

i smoke normally marlboro you know but it pisses me of if the shit comes in my mouth
laturr

Originally Posted by Subconcious

No jokes/true story: I had a friend who called one of those helplines and they told her straight up to do it. I swear to god, they were like "Do it. No one will miss you." I dunno if they were tryin some reverse-psychology or some shit, but it was fucked up. (She's fine, btw)