1,000+ Things I will not do in Hyrule

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I would like to make a list of 1,000+ things that you would not do in Hyrule, make the list about things that you WOULD do. (Try to make them funny though). Yes I know, it doesn't make any sense the way I typed it.

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28) i will stop cutting all the grass to find the rupees that were painstakingly hid there by the poor local villagers.

29) i will not break the pots in the villagers houses to take their life savings.

30) i will not ask shadow link where he got the giant bomb (4swords)

31) i will not attempt to buy said bomb, no matter how cool.

32) i will actually do the puzzles in the dungeon, rather than blow up the dungeon with the giant bomb i didnt buy.

33) i will not telepathically control seagulls just to fly them to their deaths.

34) if i find a cow in an underground cave, i will not question how it got there, who keeps their cow there, or why its been there so long it no longer remembers green fields. i will simply take its milk and leave.

35) i will not question how i am able to speak cow.

36) i will not try to kill the guards, no matter how many times theyve caught me.

37) if a monkey is being boiled alive, i will save it, not wonder how it tastes.

38) i will not boil a monkey to find out #37.

39) i will not hookshot a redead.

14) I will not attempt to use household items (Glass bottles, fishing rods, butterfly nets) to defeat the king of evil.