In taking their decision, the supreme court judges noted the fact that the Italian parliament passed a law last year decriminalising the offence of lurking in places frequented by girls in order to be seen masturbating.

I give it six months tops before all the men in Italy walk off of cliffs and drown in the bathtub because they are too busy watching porn or jerking off any time they see anything remotely tit-shaped to pay attention to anything around them.