I promised you more news on my latest novel and I do not let the Cult of Kile down.

BTW, if you are a fan of my work, you are now in the Cult of Kile (all six of you…). Dues to be collected at a date to be determined.

Here, in all it’s glory, is the OFFICIAL cover for my forthcoming heavy metal comedic opus ‘Kegger’.

You sure you’re ready?

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!!!

Questions.

Yes, I imagine drinking this beautiful bastard in would give you some. Here’s a few answers:

What is ‘Kegger’ about? Good question, Mom. I’ll answer it with a few more questions. Do you like heavy metal? Do you like comedy? Do you like heavy metal comedy? If the answer to these is ‘Yes’, then this is the book for you. If you like stories that lean towards the bizarre, the transgressive, the subversive, and satire, then this is the novel for you.

At its black heart, ‘Kegger’ is about fandom, in this case, the fandom of heavy metal. Basement dwellers abound. Wasted potential, bitterness, and a superhuman level of self-denial abound in my novel. As do plenty truly fleshed out, really, REALLY weird characters who populate this crazy world.

Oh, and it features an infected, talking psoriasis patch that kind of looks like Nicolas Cage as one of the main antagonists.

Were you high when you wrote this? Sometimes. Mostly drunk.

No, really. Why did you write this and why should I care? I wrote this because I wanted to write a cool, edgy, funny story about things that I love: metal and comedy. I took a lot of this from real-life experiences; some even based on real-life people who’ve crossed my path these near four decades. Read it or don’t.

When is ‘Kegger’ coming out? SUMMER 2018!! from Nihilism Revised. More deets to come as I get them.