I don't
want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be on
television every minute of every day - you're the president,
not a rerun of 'Law & Order'. TV stars are too worried
bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed.
Bill
Maher # Television,
Famous,
Worry,
Politician
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When
we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems.
That's something I value. Fairness, kindness, generosity,
tolerance. When they talk about values, they're talking about
things like going to church, voting for Bush, being loyal
to Jesus, praying. These are not values.Bill
Maher # Challenging,
Problems,
Value,
Politician,
Talks,
Criticism
Quotes

The
Dalai
Lama visited the White House and told the President that
he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness.
Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, "You
know what? Let's just grab lunch".Bill
Maher # Funny
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