It’s pretty bad when even Jesus, near his birthday, has to worry about someone taking a life-sized likeness of him when he was a baby. Such a statue was taken from a nativity display near Miami, Florida. The babyJesus was stolen even though the statue was bolted to the ground.

According to the BBC News, the baby Jesus was replaced, but this time officials intend to keep track of the statue if it turns up missing again. That’s because the new statue has been fitted with a GPS device. In case thieves get the idea that perhaps Mary or Joseph will make a better target, those statues have been fitted with GPS units as well.

Talk about not getting a break near your birthday. Sounds like we all need to help the folks out in Miami to keep an eye on eBay for a life-sized statue of the baby Jesus for sale. Luckily, as the BBC News reports, the statue was replaced thanks to the generous donation of a Jewish man who doesn’t even celebrate Christmas. I guess in the end the Christmas spirit showed through after all.