More upsetting details about the robbery of Kim Kardashian in Paris Sunday night have been revealed, and the experience sounds just horrifying. TMZ reports “at least 2 gunmen bound and gagged Kim with handcuffs and tape and then put her in the bathtub.” She then “begged them to spare her life, telling them she had babies at home.”

Meanwhile, the mayor of Paris, Anne Hidalgo, told concerned residents and visitors to her city that Kardashian’s experience “in no way affects the safety of Parisian public spaces,” and that she has “every confidence in the police to quickly identify and apprehend the perpetrators.”

Speaking of perpetrators, they might be from “a network of around 200" jewel thieves known as the Pink Panthers! What a clever name.

The raid on Kim Kardashian’s apartment has all the hallmarks of the Pink Panthers, a gang of super-criminals who have got away with tens of millions of pounds in jewels in high-profile heists since 1984.

Michael Che and Colin Jost, SNL’s Weekend Update men, were interviewed on a Politico podcast called “Off Message.” Here’s what they said when asked about Donald Trump.

Michael Che: “Should he be president? No. You know, let’s not pretend that this guy is a mutant and he’s the most evil, racist, mutant piece of crap that ever walked. Listen, there’s probably somebody in your building way worse than Donald Trump, and you buy bagels from him, and it’s fine. You know what I mean?”