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Friday, March 16, 2012

Because You Wanted To Know....Right?

The day after my wedding. The hallway and my face are good metaphors for the rest of my life.

Afternoon Readers,

I'll cut straight to it. Grace over at Camp Patton has seen fit to tag me in the most extensive question/answer thing I've ever seen. For real Grace. For real. But, as she said she'd be suuuuper disappointed if I didn't participate, I've decided to acquiesce to her request and start telling you guys horrible and unseemly things about myself. Because that's how a few of you said you wanted to start your weekends. You didn't? To bad, because I've got a tub of ranch dip to work my way through, so here we go...

Here's the rules:

1. The first rule is to post these rules. -

2. Post a photo of yourself and 11 things about yourself/your life .

3. Answer the questions set for you in the original post.

4. Create 11 new questions and tag people to answer them.

5. Go to their blog/twitter and tell them that you've tagged them.

Eleven Things About Paige:

1.) She likes referring to herself in third person

2.) Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but that gets annoying because there's nowhere for everyone to loiter.

3.) She secretly wants to eat what's on your plate, when you guys go out to eat.

4.) She still owns her very first Cabbage Patch Kid, and keeps it around to scare her spouse.

5.) She never answers the fifth question in a sequence.

6.) She needs a manicure, but drags her nails against the siding on the house because she's also very cheap.

7.) She enjoys vacuuming because she's a sick, sick individual.

8.)She wishes Husband would take her seriously if she suddenly decided to serenade him with love ballads by Celine Dion.

9.) She used to work at a museum, in high school. But she doesn't anymore. She stays home and does stuff like this.

10.) Believes there are monsters under her bead, and all previously specified monsters want to eat her feet if she hangs them off the bed in the dead of night.

11.) She just finished the ranch dip and is now in search of other sustenance. Doughnuts, perhaps?

Now then, to answer Grace's queries. Grace, your queries, please....

1. age? ...27 going on a midlife crisis

2. dream job?...Stay at home mom trying to write a book, while looking for pants that fit

6. one piece or two piece swimsuit?....One...for the sake of peaceful sleeps everywhere.

7. most embarrassing moment? ....there was this one time I forgot to iron the pillowcases before guests came over. (Yep..that's it. Nothing else to see here, folks. Move along.)

8. pet(s)? if yes, name(s)? ...Flea..but he also goes by El Diablo

9. specific makeup item you couldn't live without?...My foundation from Sephora. Otherwise people would realize I look like the Elephant Man, and they'd be all like, "How'd she get out of the circus, Momma?"

10. favorite song of the moment? Oooh, I'd have to say "Settle Down", by Kimbra.

11. weekend plans? ...what's a "weekend plan"?

Okie doke. And now for my carefully-constructed set of questions:

1.) If you liked dogs, could I sell you a slightly-used Boxer?

2.) Favorite color?

3.) I recently had the plumbing replaced in my kitchen, would that be something you'd consider paying for?

4.) You can only meet one celebrity, who is it?

5.) Do you stop watching TV if you lose the remote?

6.) Second-favorite blog after mine?

7.) Hobby?

8.) If you had to pick someone to compliment today, would I be your first choice?

9.) Last time you talked to a carnie or road a Ferris wheel?

10.) How's the weather?

11.) How likely are you to click on the music video below? Cause you should. It's really weird.

I'm not tagging anyone in particular to continue the blog tag because I've picked on many of you too many times. But if you decide to do it, please holla back.