Friday, February 09, 2007

I never bothered to do the whole “100 things about me” that a lot of bloggers do.

This is something that, if I did have that list, would probably be on it.I hate topiaries. Not the real ones that are the shape of an animal or a boat or something, but the fake ones that are just a ball of green on top of a stick. They are supposed to be decorative. I seriously hate them. What’s the point of a fake topiary?

Since I never did the whole "100 things about me", I am asking for some assistance. Please leave a comment, if you wish, with a little tidbit of information about me. Make it up. The funnier the better. If you know me in real life, feel free to leave something true as long as it is not too embarrassing or revealing. Lauren, Lawnwhisperer, Momo9, and anonymous may all have a field day with this.

I knew William back in the early nineties when he was an intelligence agent for the US government in Kuwait. This is, of course, before he was removed from his post for insisting that wearing lime green polyester bell bottoms was sufficient camouflage in the middle eastern desert.

When on the phone for work and attempting to tackle your nerves, you tap your pen in the four corners of your notepad. When you're done with that, you play with your binder clip, attaching it to the tip of your nose.