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The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don't get it. Last Sunday many of you said you were were unable to make service because of hunting season. I had the whole congregation pray for your deer."
One hunter groaned, "Well, it worked. They're all safe."

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What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end.

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Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?
One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!