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::''I've been inspired to write an article about a [[twat]] who invokes [[wikipedia:Godwin's Law|Godwin's Law]], without having a clue as to it's meaning. Oh, wait... that's [[you]]! Invoking ''Reductio ad Hitlerum'' as a way to bolster your argument makes you look like an [[idiot]] <ref>[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:SPIKE&action=historyRevisionhistory of "Usertalk:SPIKE"]</ref>. You're obviously one of those self-important, mewling douche bags trying to pass as insightful and above the judgment of others. [[cabal|We're]] on to you, buddy. This is a community, dickbag. Disrespecting [[admins]], like disrespecting anybody in general, will ultimately make you the loser. The only real difference, as far as you should be concerned, is that I and other admins can ban you permanently if I feel like it. Fair warning; stop being such a [[dick]]. Cheers!''

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::''I've been inspired to write an article about a [[twat]] who invokes [[wikipedia:Godwin's Law|Godwin's Law]], without having a clue as to it's meaning. Oh, wait... that's [[you]]! Invoking ''Reductio ad Hitlerum'' as a way to bolster your argument makes you look like an [[idiot]] <ref>[[User talk:SPIKE#Ozymandiazsaysreverting admins is cool|Concerned Citizen singing the praises of revertingAdmins]]</ref>. You're obviously one of those self-important, mewling douche bags trying to pass as insightful and above the judgment of others. [[cabal|We're]] on to you, buddy. This is a community, dickbag. Disrespecting [[admins]], like disrespecting anybody in general, will ultimately make you the loser. The only real difference, as far as you should be concerned, is that I and other admins can ban you permanently if I feel like it. Fair warning; stop being such a [[dick]]. Cheers!''

Latest revision as of 02:43, July 9, 2010

Dear Chief Janitorial Editor,
Why are you such a Nazi fuck? You're like Mussolini, telling everybody to shot the fuck up. I hate you. You suck. You can't tell me what to do.

A Concerned Citizen

Dear Concerned & Stupid,

I've been inspired to write an article about a twat who invokes Godwin's Law, without having a clue as to it's meaning. Oh, wait... that's you! Invoking Reductio ad Hitlerum as a way to bolster your argument makes you look like an idiot[1]. You're obviously one of those self-important, mewling douche bags trying to pass as insightful and above the judgment of others. We're on to you, buddy. This is a community, dickbag. Disrespecting admins, like disrespecting anybody in general, will ultimately make you the loser. The only real difference, as far as you should be concerned, is that I and other admins can ban you permanently if I feel like it. Fair warning; stop being such a dick. Cheers!

Since you are dead, I do not feel compelled to dignify your letter with a response. Being a gentleman, I will endeavor to bury my apathy in false empathy with your cause(s).

Yes, they should all be dead. Since you've been away, there's been this wonderful fellow called Dick Cheney, who has ties to a fantastic government contractor named Halliburton. I am certain Mr. Cheney and David J. Lesar (Chairman, President & CEO) would take our contract enthusiastically, and execute it with precision, accuracy and a sneering vigor. Let's do get together for gin and tonics soon.