At the 4th stage of infection the patient suddenly sprouts wheels from their knees, and rolls backwards and forwards until their heart explodes, resulting in death and sore knees.

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At the 4th stage of infection the patient suddenly sprouts wheels from their knees, and rolls backwards and forwards until their heart explodes, resulting in death and sore knees. But you get free wheels, so that's an upside =)

==Famous Sufferers==

==Famous Sufferers==

Latest revision as of 02:09, February 25, 2009

Wheelchair of the legs, or WOTL, is an often fatal disease that affects approximately 8 out of 9 people worldwide. There is unfortunately no known cure for the disease, and those who contract it are urged to go out and have casual sex whilst bungee jumping while they still can.

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If you believe you have any of the following symptoms, consult a doctor immediately and bury all the stuff you don't want the wife to find. And put on a clean pair of underwear for God's sake - you don't want to be buried in filthy y-fronts do you? What would the neighbours say?

Please note that in some cases you may not notice any of these symptoms, but may still have contracted WOTL. In the event that you start feeling at all paranoid, wrap yourself up in cotton wool, and deposit yourself at the nearest asylum.

The Late Christopher Reeve, a WOTL sufferer, seen here in his last acting role as Doctor Who. Note the CGI legs.

At the first stage the patient begins to feel light-headed, and starts to run around in circles barking like a dog. Other symptoms include yelping, growling, whizzing on rugs and chasing cars. In some severe cases, WOTL sufferers have been known to even grow, seemingly out of nowhere, a small stubby growth on the end of their spine, not unlike a tail, and begin chasing themselves around the room.

At the 2nd stage of infection the patient begins to goosestep around the room with their finger held to their filtrum, shouting "Yes you did. You invaded Poland." The patient will then typically grab any Spaniards in the room by the scruff of their necks and babble incoherently.

At the 4th stage of infection the patient suddenly sprouts wheels from their knees, and rolls backwards and forwards until their heart explodes, resulting in death and sore knees. But you get free wheels, so that's an upside =)