I’ll be honest, when Peepshow Toys offered me the Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation for review I was a little bit hesitant. I still have a small army of older generation of Satifyers yet to review. It seems like every time I get my notes together for a Satisfyer they have already made a new...

I feel like it has been ages since I’ve had a wand to review! I think the last one I reviewed was in July! That is an unacceptable amount of time to go between vibrating wands! Thankfully Betty’s Toy Box stepped in and brought an end to my wand drought and sent me the Shibari...

Oh boy, here we go again! Previously I have reviewed the Satisfyer Pro Penguin and the Satisfyer Pro 2 and thanks to the people at Satisfyer itself I am now able to bring you the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation! Do you hear the choirs of angels and see the heavenly light from above? No? Well, either...

Well, at this point Peepshow Toys is just spoiling me. If Peepshow Toys was a person, I think we would be going steady by now. I would be wearing Peepshow Toys class ring, we would share malts at the local burger joint and I’d sneak out of my bedroom after curfew to makeout with Peepshow...

I am a huge fan of all things Lolita and Daddy/Daughter play is one of my biggest kinks, I am also a hopeless romantic and the sort of person who wears their heart on their sleeve… all of that makes me feel like the beautifully feminine Zalo Baby Heart Vibrator was a sex toy that was...

The Mystery Vibe Crescendo is another example of a toy I reeeeeeeeeally wanted to like, but just didn’t. I am kind of having a bad run these past couple of weeks, first I was spurned by the Le Wand then I was let down by the Fun Factory Laya II… and now the Mystery Vibe...

Well, now I’m just bummed out. I was so excited when Peepshow Toys offered to send me the Laya II, I really admire Fun Factory and have genuinely enjoyed all their toys I have tried thus far (even the single speed, battery-powered Joupie), so I was pretty confident the Laya II would be a home...

Hooray! A new wand has hit the market! I was pretty darn excited when I received an email from Peepshow Toys offering me the chance to review the new Le Wand. If you have spent any time at all reading my blog, you know how much I love vibrating wands. Big wands, little wands, strong...

What, what, in the butt?!? Sorry, that song has been in my head pretty much from the moment this toy fell into my hands. Actually, its in my head pretty much any time I do any butt stuff. I now bequeath that ear-worm unto you. Enjoy. Never say I didn’t give you anything. Anyway, it seems...

Confession: sometimes I agree to do a toy review for a toy I am pretty sure I am going to hate. It’s not because I am a hoarder, greedy for more sex toys (okay, maybe its a little bit of that), it is mostly because if I hate something I want to be able to...