Your girlfriend was arrested near Tampa this weekend with several others for exposing her breasts and her butt in a bar for bar patrons and the Girls Gone Wild team, who appear to now be operating out of an old child molester van. After getting in so much trouble for filming underage girls, the GGW people must not be taking any chances. By way of self-defense, your girlfriend says “I paid for these and I want to show them off.” (Hopefully, you didn’t pay for those.)

The saddest part? “The women paid an extra ten dollars for a VIP card and a tshirt.” It’s at least nice to see the old making-them-pay-to-do-your-work Tom Sawyer trick is still alive and well.