Elvish for Giant Welsh Chemist. His flaming red hair finds him attracting a predominantly female hoard of friends and in constant battle to maintain his masculinity. His fight can be similarly described to as the great battle of Hobbits Vs Mordor but in this case it is Ioan Vs Womens illustrious ways.

A welsh name.
He is typically tall and ginger.
He can often be compared to a boots meal deal however he offers a range of different coloured sheep, predictably horrendous rain and a below par rugby performances as opposed to your traditional sweets, soft drinks & sandwiches