Porn star Nikki Benz is running for mayor of Toronto. Or doing a Brazzers commercial. It’s hard to tell what her true motives are as she struggles to read the porn company jokes from the teleprompter. Her first language is Canadian, so it’s possible she’s just struggling with the language. It would be very un-multicultural of us to judge. Now that Rob Ford has been caught getting wicked fucked up on street drugs again, the race for mayor of the city most often used as fake New York in movies trying to save a few bucks is wide open. Before Rob Ford, I couldn’t tell you the names of any mayors of Toronto. If Nikki Benz wins, I can draw you a nearly anatomically accurate portrait of the Mayor of Toronto’s taint. Toronto is on the march. There is a reason some have begun calling it the Bismarck of the Even Further North.