Got a bottle of the Bacon Hot Sauce today, it's not all that hot but it worked well enough on a turkey sandwich. And while on the subject of hot sauce, we now have Green Fairy Absinthe Inferno. Review at bottom half of the page.

The five BBQ Pitmaster winners from this season come together to face the most difficult of BBQ challenges: the whole hog on old fashioned cinder block pits. Only one can win the Kingsford Cup, the $100,000 prize and be named BBQ Pitmaster Grand Champion

Only people that age should eat it. I'd be eating it with one hand and dialing 911 with the other!

Screw that. Before they can haul me to a nursing home, I'm hitting the TurBacon and washing it down with all the best booze in the house. I'll die happy and the insurance company can't cancel my policy.