I live in the city of Kingston upon Hull [wikipedia.org], East Yorkshire in the UK. No it's not near London, but it is near York and about five times larger.

Yes, my name really is Martin SPAMER;
Yes, it does really p!$$ me off when people abuse my name;
Yes, it does cause me no end of grief;
Yes, I've heard all the wise cracks before;
No, I don't find them funny.
No, I refuse to be bullied into using an alias.

So if you wish to get on my bright side, do not use the term Spam when referring to junk unsolicited bulk commercial email.