Frank: Except of course she's never been on a bus. I read this Alan, in an interview you did in the Daily Telegraph, they ask you about your home life and the side of Alan Hansen we never see.

Alan: Let's hear it!

Frank: This is you talking about you're home life, you and you're wife Janet, who I've met and is very nice 'When we've had a takeaway'

Alan: Oh no, I don't want to hear this!

Frank: No its nice…'When we've had a takeaway we usually take a big glass of Ribena up to bed. Because more often then not, we'll wake up at some stage gasping for a drink. If we've had one too many glasses of wine, we always forget, and then you can be sure Janet will be saying to me in the night 'Please get me a drink of water'

Alan: It's great to be a bore isn't it, but you're pretty good at it yourself.

Frank: That's not boring, I think that's nice, that you've got a nice domestic home life.

Alan: So why you going to laugh in a minute? Why are you going to crack a funny and then laugh?

Frank: I want to know...don't get touchy, relax trust me. Why does she ask for a glass of water when there's Ribena in the house? If you're going to get up and get water, is it any extra bother for you to put a little bit of Ribena in there.

Alan: Honestly, wrongly quoted. They've done it again.

Frank: They've stitched you up with the old water remark.

Alan: Stitched me up with the Ribena. Can you believe that?

Frank: So you don't have the Ribena in? Oh Alan you do.

Alan: No honestly, we've stopped it.

S Is For...

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Sponsorship.

And sloppy TV advertising campaigns.

T Is For...

20 of 26

Telephone.

Always switch it off before analysing Fulham.

U Is For...

21 of 26

Unbelievable.

An adjective which has had an unbelievable amount of use in the last 22 years.

V Is For...

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Vino.

As advertised by the man himself.

Bargain.

W Is For...

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Woeful.

Perhaps the only adjective missing off this roundup of Alan Hansen's staple terms for poor defending, created by @FootballCliches on Twitter.

Whether you like what Hansen has to say about the game or not, there's no denying his phrases are part of the way people think about football.

X Is For...

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XI.

Alan Hansen picked his ultimate XI for the Daily Telegraphin 2005. Take a look, but we'd say it's unlikely anyone else has ever picked the same lineup: