$ Which reminds me, according to the BBC the net consists of _just_ the
$ WWW, email and, get this, BBSs.. Oh and the neo-nazis in Germany. And
$ who the hell was that guy, "The best known NetSurfer in the UK"?

Wavey Davey! Oh dear...

Incidentally, if I understood it right the BBC are (via Pipex),
providing dial-up Internet access to the Great British Public
for ca. 5 UKP/month via their "Networking Club"(!)