A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The
stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion
allowed per passenger.'

I apologize
Joe Monda Capitol Hill Seattle

where there were a flicker, some juncos, some finches, and chickadees sponging off me, sometimes under the watchful eye of a tailless cat and a cooper's hawk. And the widgeons have returned to Green Lake