wtf dipsh*ts, negative points for using a preloader? Using a preloader ensures that the picture + sound will be displayed at the same time. If you had to make a 5 second movie to sell a product, would you want people to see the video before the sound, or all at the same time? Numbnuts.

Man, I'm disappointed because it had nothing to do with Better Off Dead. I demand a busload of penguins!
"My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!"

5'd because my buddy's girlfriend once borrowed his truck to pick up her Grandma from the airport. In the glovebox there was a bag of chocolate covered shrooms. Girlfiend didn't know what they were. Grandma ate them all. Later exclaimed "I feel funny."