James Franco Says Lindsay Lohan Did Write That Sex List…But That He Shouldn’t Be On It

I have good news and I have bad news, you guys. The good news is, that list of the thirty-six famous guys that Lindsay Lohan supposedly slept with seems to be real. But the bad news is, James Franco says he’s not actually supposed to be on it. Damn. He was one of my best bets as far as who would admit it.

But in a recent interview to promote his book of poetry (yes, this is real life, and James Franco has written a book of poetry), James went against my wishes, and denied he’d touched parts with young Miss Lohan. And not for the first time, either. Here’s what he said in response to the reporter’s question about whether anyone who he wrote about in his book has gotten in touch with him to complain.

“No, I didn’t write anything bad about them. And Lindsay herself has told lies about me with her people-she’s-slept-with list! So I feel like what I said is much less than what she’s said.”

Okay, so if you can ignore the part where he refuses to indulge in my morbid curiosity over who has slept with whom, can we talk about the fact that he thinks Lindsay wrote the list? That it’s not a fake? He didn’t say “Lindsay and I never boned, so obviously she didn’t write the list”, he said she told lies with it, so he clearly holds her responsible , ergo there are other feasible names on the list.

So maybe the two of them did stuff that James Franco doesn’t consider ‘sleeping together’ officially. Like maybe they didn’t technically sleep, or one of them didn’t achieve completion, or they didn’t shed two beautiful tears in unison at the exact moment of climax. These are all things we should be considering.

I don’t know what or who to believe anymore. Blind Gossip says it’s real and that she has slept with a famous director. I don’t know, all I know is that she slept with the wrong people because her career is almost none existant.