Redskins vs. Ravens Fans, Part II

In last week's episode, we used YouTube to compare the artistic and musical stylings of the Redskins and Ravens fan bases. The chosen Ravens fan preached and rapped to an audience of action figures, while the musical Redskins fans serenaded little kids concerning urine and the Cowboys. In my belief, the Ravens' fan won for originality, although the Redskins' fans certainly had a catchier tune.

This week, we'll compare the intelligence of the two fan bases, putting a Redskins toddler up against an unconscious Ravens drunk. The Redskins toddler wins in a Bob Casey-esque landslide. Sorry, Ravens fans. The score is now 1-1.

Here's the toddler. You'll note he persists in calling Washington's football team the Red Pants, which succeeds in political correctness but fails in accuracy. White Pants, more like. Also, he seems to claim that Braves are on the War Pants. And also, he advises that you should fight for all P.G. Or possibly for Tariq Aziz.

And now for the Ravens fan. Who attempts to demonstrate his intelligence by repeatedly slamming his head into a garbage can and a door. And this was after a Ravens win. Good stuff, but I think the toddler gets you.