Relax, everyone, Vince Wilfork won't drown in that blue water in the Bahamas. This guy is like Michael Phelps in the body of an NFL defensive tackle. Just blasting through the water scaring the sh*t out of fish who've never seen a black guy this big - EVER. That is 323+ pounds swimming around in a lagoon. Little kids on Spring Break just scrambling to get out of Shamu's way (yes, we wouldn't say it to his face). JUMP!

It's no wonder we're losing our asses to the Chinese. When guys like Preston Bailey III have their drug business dreams ruined by cops it's a bad day for college students who try to get ahead by slinging some pot. What makes this story even better is that Preston was a college football player. How did he get the money to start his drug bidness? JUMP!

You know what's respectable with this Jim Harbaugh guy? He's not against working his ass off during the off-season by picking up some cash as a student manager at Indiana men's basketball games. Wait, what was Harbaugh doing carrying chairs during timeouts at tonight's blowout of North Carolina Central? No biggie, Tom Crean is his brother-in-law and Jim is in town for tomorrow's combine. JUMP!

FORT MYERS, FLORIDA: It's Day 3 of Busted Coverage's Gronk-watch and instead of sitting by the pool and getting kissed by local chicks, today the Patriots tight end stopped into Red Sox training camp to bro out. Good news for the ladies: this was at 1:22 p.m. JUMP!

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We're working with Guinness (the beer) to help set a Guinness World Record for The Largest St. Patrick’s Day Celebration ever. Ever wanted to be in Dublin for the official St. Patrick's Day after party? You can thanks to the ultimate Guinness sweepstakes. Someone is going to Ireland to drink. It might as well be you. Contest details - JUMP!

Texas Rangers pitcher Derek Holland continues to claim the mantle as the weirdest dude in baseball. We're not sure if he still has the pederast mustache, but he's now driving something that will probably kill him before spring training is over -- a dune buggy. He doesn't just drive it off road, though. He also drives it to spring training, which is pretty much a totally Derek Holland thing to do. Check it!

Yes, this is a post about Paula Creamer all blingy at the HSBC Tournament player's party tonight in Singapore. But stop for a second and take notice that Michelle Wie is quickly rising up our radar thanks to tight tops like this at player's parties. Sure, it's cool and all that Paula Creamer is wearing enough jewelry to bring Allen Iverson to tears, but HOLY SH*T...Michelle Wie...JUMP!

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Get ready to be terrified. The the jowly Don Zimmer bear is a reality. We're serious. The Tampa Bay Rays will be giving away a promotional item to fans in June known as the Zim Bear. It's half teddy bear, half Don Zimmer and all creepy as hell. Here's a look at the Zim Bear and one alternative fan promotion involving Zimmer that we just know would bring the fans to the park and not scare children. Check it!

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Welcome to our new series here on Busted Coverage called 'Athletes: You Should Be Dating...' Yes, it's a long-ish title, but we're trying to spell this out for jocks who can't really decipher big words or phrases. The goal is simple: take single Brazilian (or another country of origin) and play matchmaker with U.S. athletes looking for the most beautiful potential WAGs in the world. Today we offer up Julia Pereira. JUMP!

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos.Email us.mail@bustedcoverage.com

This is the big video of the morning across the Internets because (a.) it happened a few miles from Manhattan and (b.) it's Seton Hall, also known as bro central. But we're focusing more on who the guy is that's getting plowed by security guards after the Knights knocked off #9 Georgetown. That would be a red sweatshirt. From our fuzzy memory of Seton Hall, can't remember red being in that school's colors. JUMP!

At least we know Warren Moon's ex-wife is a good time. Word out of Houston this week is that Felicia Moon was arrested Monday night at a rodeo trail camp for some sort of sex act with this James Thomas cat. Yes, at a trail camp. Supposedly there are people who actually act like cowboys ahead of the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo by riding horses and setting up camps. Nothing like some trail camp head! JUMP!

Yep, we were duped yesterday on the Terry Francona story. I've been at this gig since October 2007 and yesterday's story, based on what we now know is a phony tipster, is the first time in the history of BC that we were deceived to such a level. I reported that the photos that were sent to us were 'allegedly' Terry's girlfriend. Nope. Then we were sent photos of the chick you see here and told maybe this was his girlfriend. Nope. JUMP!

Former major leaguer and injury risk Eric Davis is dumping his Los Angeles home, presumably because he's spending most of his time in Cincinnati. The two-time All Star, who made his name with the Reds, now works in the team's front office, so he probably has no need for this pad anymore. It can be all yours for a little over $2 million and it comes with a basketball court. Or at least half of one. Check it!

It was nearly a storybook finish... until stupidity took over. Down by three with four seconds left, Minnesota Timberwolves guard Martell Webster steals the inbounds pass, races down court and... goes directly in for an awesome dunk! Timberwolves lose. We've got the video, which showcases not only the stupidity of the play, but also the reactions that followed. Let's just say, we weren't the only ones dumbfounded. Check it!

Yesterday, we warned all you Floridians to be on alert because Captain Stabbin' Gronkowski was unleashed in one of your beach cities. Today we've learned that he has turned his attention to the chicks and they seem to be smitten by his 'bro' antics whether it be by the pool bar or at this bar where he's getting a drunken kiss. Just look at those eyes. Suck it, Rodney Harrison. JUMP!

Here's a real estate situation that could get ugly in Gainesville, Florida. The Internet is buzzing today over the listing of Urban Meyer's $1.7mm (asking) house and house there is a massive sectional couch in that massive house. But the real focus should be whether Urban will get blackballed because he retired and then left for Ohio State a year later. Would rich Gators' fans conspire and not buy this house? It is real pretty. JUMP!

This one comes to us via our old friend Mo Egger at ESPN 1530 (visit his blog) in Cincinnati who had the DVR rolling for Xavier-Dayton over the weekend when this happened. It's James Bates providing the play-by-play. He's ready to break down this contest with Steve Wolf. Cameras are rolling. And then James takes a tumble as his stool is flattened like a pancake. JUMP!

We continue to say it. There isn't a strip club in America that 'gets it' like the minds behind Rick's Cabaret in Manhattan. You know how many strip clubs send us press releases about their dancers and pop culture topics? 1. Rick's. That's because Lonnie Hanover continues to understand men, their sports interests and their interest in strippers. Take a Jeremy Lin jersey, put it on an Asian stripper & you have buzz. Brilliant. JUMP!

The big news yesterday in Costa Rica was that while Tom Brady was busy building a beach campfire, his wife Gisele was directing a beach photoshoot with Wes Welker & his future wife Anna Burns. You might remember Gisele - post-Super Bowl - wasn't exactly a big fan of Welker's & N.E. WR's catching ability in Indy. From the look of these photos out today, it seems everyone has buried the hatchet. JUMP!

Of course this didn't get much play on the Internet yesterday because most bloggers aren't really paying attention to Phoenix Suns' postgame show videos. This happened Sunday after the Suns beat the Lakers as the locals were celebrating their 13th win of the shortened season. Lakers fan, being his normal d-bag self, thought it would be cool to drape homey in his #24 jersey. Wrong move, bro. JUMP!

YES, YES, YES, YES, this happened in Gainesville, Florida. Yes, someone in Ohio will trump this idiot by Friday morning. Yes, his wheelchair got stuck in the sand after he stole a 12-pack and electrical tape. Yes, he was wearing a Florida Gators hat and Gators sweatshirt. We're still waiting for the surveillance video to be released because this story might be one of our all-time favorite Cuff 'Ems. JUMP!

Tonight we take you to the world of regional MMA, which isn't much different than regular MMA, except body parts are coming off people's bodies. Kenneth Crowder delivered an elbow so vicious it ripped his opponent, Shane Tyner's ear right off. Seriously. You can see it laying right there on the mat. David Cronenberg couldn't have scripted it much better. Here's the video. Don't watch it while eating. JUMP!

Minnesota Timberwolves guard Ricky Rubio has game, but that doesn't mean he gets a pass from rookie hazing. No, the Spaniard gets the same treatment as all first-year players. Thanks to veteran center Brad Miller, Rubio will be sporting a Justin Bieber backpack off the court for the remainder of the season. It's a sweet little number too... if you're a 10-year-old girl. We fully endorse Miller's choice. Check it!