Charlie Sheen will not be resuming his roll as playboy jingle writer Charlie Harper on the hit CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men. The 45-year-old actor, who has been on a media bender since being on a forced hiatus from set, has been officially terminated by Warner Bros. Television. And Charlie has already responded in his unique Charlie-speak.

“After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately,” the company said in a statement via The Wrap.

“This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshisc**k again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”