Get Me Underground in Time

Our President is giddy with excitement at the prospect of starting a nuclear war. And why not? It’s the ultimate in showdownmanship: an act which, if properly executed, literally no one can follow. Luckily for Orange Donnie, he has the perfect foil in Kim Jong-Un, an obnoxious bully like himself, only with bigger hands and better hair. We’ve learned that our Nemesis-in-Chief has been singing a catchy tune of late about this eventuality, typically alone at night on the toilet. Its lyrics, when sung to the melody of Get Me to the Church on Time by Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe, may perhaps provide a modicum of insight into the wrinkled lentil that occupies his desolate brainpan…

Before singing along with Orange Donnie you may wish to brush up on the verse and chorus of our song with Stanley Holloway from the 1964 film adaptation of My Fair Lady.

All brushed up? Okay, just hit the pause key on the bottom left to stop the video, and here goes: