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Japanese pop supergroup AKB48 is running something of an interesting promotional deal for a Japanese internet service provider. Sign up with them, and you get access to a web app that allows you to see what kind of babies you could make with one of the group's members. Just upload a picture, pick your favorite singer, and BOOM: A creepy little internet baby of your very own!

This promotional video for the deal is even creepier than what was just typed above:

Nathan Rippenger has illustrated some of the stranger things he's said to his children. (Prints are available at his Etsy shop.) What's the weirdest thing you've ever said to your kids? How did they respond?