OK...I got one I was thinking about the other day. I know you've heard the old question, "If a tree falls in the woods with nobody around...does it make a noise?"

Well, along those lines..."If you fart in a room and leave...does it still smell?" Just shows you how much free time I have on my hands. Then, for thinking about it...and now, for telling about it.

For the record, however...I have to claim credit for one of the skits that Larry the cable guy stole from me.

I was working in a CT trailer one night at around 3 a.m. I had been all alone in that trailer for at least 4 hours, and the urge to pass wind came across me. Naturally, being alone, I didn't hesitate. Not 30 seconds later, just long enough for it to engulf the whole room, a nurse from ER sticks her head in to check to see if I'm OK...a move that the look on her face told me she regretted.

Several years earlier, the same thing happened in a conference room when everybody had left for a 15 minute break. Again, after about 30 seconds had passed, a secretary sticks her head in the door looking for one of the guys to deliver a message. That was the first time I got to witness that prune expression.

After the 2nd occurrence, I told one of my friends my "fart theory". I told him, "Fart and they will come."

He told me a few weeks later that he told his wife about my theory...and then a few days later when he entered the room where his wife was reading, she looked up and said, "His theory was correct."

There's another one too, that any smokers here will agree with. Ever notice that when you are trying to light a cigarrette while driving, that every red light turns green? Same goes when you are trying to text message.