Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Winning Charlie Sheen Quotes!

So, he was on drugs, quit them and developed hypomania. I'm actually pretty concerned about Charlie Sheen. Hope he's alright. He was a favorite of mine when I was a kid. Hot Shots & Major League! But, these are also hilarious quotes!

• "Boom. Winning."• "That doesn’t matter. That was an old brain. I have a new brain. I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a seven-year-old. That’s how I describe myself."• "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p–y!"• "There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."• "I have a disease? Bull–t. I cured it … with my mind."• "[The standard path] was written for normal people, people that aren’t special. People that don’t have tiger blood, you know, Adonis DNA."• "If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently."• "I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen."• "I am battle-tested bayonets, bro."• "Rock bottom; that’s a fishing term."• "I think people mistake my passion for anger."• "You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life."• "I’m tired–I’m so tired of pretending like my life isn’t perfect and bitching and winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’ and just delivering the goods at every freakin’ turn."• "Clearly I have defeated this earthworm [show creator Chuck Lorrie] with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."• "I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I’m an F-18, bro."

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