Because statist talking points make for unintentional comedy! A shameless ripoff of "Cyanide and Happiness" updated every Sunday.

Saturday, June 25, 2016

Apropos Of Nothing: Brexit

“And the British Disney characters celebrated their newly-found independence with a giant tea party. Then, from the safety of their island, they watched from across the pond as the European Disney princesses were raped, converted to Islam at the edge of a sword, and forced to wear burqas by their Muslim invaders. Europe fell to Islamofascism, while the British remained safe and sound on their island nation. And they all lived happily ever after. The end.”

For the record, I’m not for or against Brexit. As an American, I simply don’t give a f*** what the Brits do. If they want to leave the EU, it’s their right. If them leaving ends up biting them in the ass later on, then it’s their own damn fault. We Americans split up with them more than 200 years ago, so, again, why should I give a f***?

However, I don’t blame the Brits for wanting to jump the sinking ship that is the European Union. If the giant clusterf*** doesn’t collapse under its own economic mess, then it’ll fall by the hands of its Islamic invaders. If economic collapse doesn’t kill it, Islamofascism will. Either way, the EU is sinking faster than the Titanic and the Brits are only fleeing it like the rats they are. Damned if they do, damned if they don’t.

Also, in case you didn't know, the song the British characters are singing is a modified rendition of the Brexit Song (sung to the tune of "Ode to Joy") from Jon Oliver's Last Week Tonight, a song which I slightly revised here in this comic for added irony.