Love Is All You Need: Inclusive Churches Welcome Same-Sex Couples

But in Texas — like in other conservative states — religious officials like to warn their flocks of the danger, calamity and brimstone legal marriage for gays and lesbians is likely to rain down on the God-fearing masses because of the sinners.

The senior pastor thinks same-sex couples who want to marry are nothing but two disturbed people playing house.

"The concept is just absolutely staggering. The Bible's requirements for getting married are these: One, that you marry someone of the opposite sex," Hagee said during his show — not the Onion — Hagee Hotline, in January 2013.

Because the good Lord knows,
love has nothing to do with marriage.

Luckily for Bexar County, there are plenty of inclusive churches that welcome all walks of life into their sanctuaries.