MEXICO CITY Ė The man with the tri-colored mohawk took a swig of beer, stuck his fingers down his throat and vomited the mixture back into his cup. In the next seat another man, who was wearing a T-shirt with a cartoon drawing of the decapitated heads of Barack Obama and Landon Donovan, poured out what remained of the Corona beer he had been chugging and urinated into his cardboard drinks container.

Then, according to a neutral bystander who witnessed these disgusting acts, the pair stood on their seats, high-fived and hurled their vile concoctions in the direction of Donovan, the United States menís national team star who was preparing to take a corner kick 15 yards away.

Dear fucking God. Fuck soccer fans. Fuck Mexico.

And fuck the U.S. Men's National Soccer Team since it can't win anything.

Teach them a lesson that they won't soon forget._________________When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.
-Children of Dune, attributed to Louis Veuillot

Look, if we bomb them then they will all be coming across the border for the free healthcare Obama bin Hitler wants to give them and only them paid for by the honest sweat of the middle classes._________________' What I'm thinking in my head is, 'Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I f---ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective'.