Posted
by
timothy
on Wednesday June 02, 2004 @10:41AM
from the except-for-us dept.

securitas writes "The BBC's Patrick Jackson reports that Zimbabwe's government plans to require ISPs to 'divulge details of e-mails deemed offensive or dangerous' and to provide 'government officials user details relating to material featuring anything from obscenity to "anti-national activities".' Last year Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe said that IT and communications technologies like the Internet were used 'by a few countries in the selfish interests of those countries which are in quest of global dominance and hegemony.' There is some confusion about the proposed provisions and if they mean that ISPs will be legally required to monitor e-mail or simply assist in government and criminal investigations, as many other countries require."

Hmmmm....I wonder what happens if I send an email to someone in there that is spamming me and I send them an ascii art of middle finger. Would that considered offensive by the government for them to send the death squad at me in US?

A better option might be to reply, delete the original text, and say something along the lines of "No, I do not want to help you overthrow your government and replace it with a worker's paradise. And stop sympathizing with the white farmers."

Ah yes, getting death squads to take out spammers. And who said a brutal dictatorship didn't have its uses?

Robert Mugabe! He asked me to help him move $47 million in unclaimed funds from his country to the US and he would give me 15% for my troubles. I've already sent him the $15000 in transfer fees, so it's just a matter of days until I'm rich!!!

SIR SORRY WE ARE DOING BEST WE CAN BUT WE HAVE RUN INTO LEGAL FEE PROBLEMS AND ARE MOVING ALONG QUICKLY POSSIBLE.

WITH GRACE GOD WE WILL COMPLETE SHORTLY THE TRANSFER PLEASE REMEMBER YOU CAN HELP MY COUNTRY IF YOU COULD PLEASE SEND $500 FOR LEGAL DOCUMENTS TO ENCLOSED ADDRESS.

SincerelyRBORT MUGBE

Lots of caps:This is a block of text with no caps that you should ignore. Nigerian spams without caps? Psh. It'll never happen. This is a block of text with no caps that you should ignore. Nigerian spams without

Firstly I must first solicit your confidence in this transaction. I am President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe and it is my great regret that the IT and communications technologies like the Internet worth $35,432,000USD are being held hostage by the selfish interests of those countries which are in quest of global dominance and hegemony.

If I may beg your assistance in freeing the ITs, I will be happy to name your family the beneficiary of their accounts. Thank you in advanced for your anticipate

that a genocidal maniac would try to stop the free passage of information!

censored Internet usage is the LEAST of the troubles in Zimbabwe. How about famine? Wholesale murder of the farmers?

Censored internet usage is just one more measure that the genocidal maniac is using to try to keep the outside world from learning about the particular abuses. In that sense, it is a problem that deserves attention, because it allows the other, much more serious problems to fester and grow.

SO... WHEN DOES ZIMBABWE TAKE OVER NIGERIA? I THINK I'LL START A FUND TO COLLECT MONEY TO HIRE MERCENARIES TO HELP THEM WITH THE INVASION. TO HELP ME OUT, I'LL NEED A CC# OR BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATION POSTED IN THIS THREAD.

HELP STAMP OUT NIGERIAN SCAMS - AND ALL THE LOOT FROM THE NIGERIAN TREASURY WILL BE SENT TO THOSE WHO POST HERE!

After all- the Ivy League is almost as bad as schools in India- the top 25% of diplomas are always reserved for the rich.

Do you have any evidence of this or is it purely conjecture?. That's a pretty serious accusation against a school that prides itself on academic rigor. Well-connected students fail out of Harvard all the time.

But Cs and Ds and a few well placed contributions will get you through- even if you're a partying drunk, apparently (W's undergraduate record isn't all that grand). It's not like Harvard or Yale are ENGINEERING schools after all. Just business and law and other assorted humanities. No real creative thought neccessary. Most of the people here on slashdot could probably outthink anybody who got one of those memorize-and-regurgitate degrees. It's not like the people at Harvard Business School do anything

It's a "This president is proof that it happened at least once". Thus the concept that Harvard actually prides itself on high academic standards is disproved BECAUSE this president graduated. No more proof than that is needed.

In addition, we aren't talking about a real education anyway- nothing practical comes out of Harvard and Yale, just more ways to oppress the little people.

However, both Kerry and Gore actually READ, which is an improvement over Bush; however, all three are Free Traitors who want to sell America to the highest bidder so it isn't clear that we'd actually get better government out of the ones who can read.

My cousin's new husband is currently wanted by the Zimbabwe government for being involved with the student unions there. He's currently just completing a law degree in south africa, and Mugabe and his merry lot only really pose a threat to him if he tries to return to Zimbabwe, as he discovered when he tried to visit his family there and only escape with a few minutes as some government thug payed one of his regular visits to relatives. He's even met Mugabe's nephew, or similar, not a very nice chap apparently.

On the actual topic, though, I'm presuming this will apply to ISPs inside zimbabwe, and if so, are they going to block ISPs in South afica or other nearby countries?

"There is some confusion about the proposed provisions and if they mean that ISPs will be legally required to monitor e-mail or simply assist in government and criminal investigations, as many other countries require."

Come on, this is a dictatorship we're talking about here, which one do YOU think?