Doing a quick search for valentine's gifts for boyfriends yielded a crazy Google search, but then found these Smitten Mittens at UncommonGoods.com. David's always wanting to hold hands in the cold, but I keep my hands together to keep warmer. More importantly, "smitten" was David's chosen word when he confessed his feelings to me in our elevator back when he lived on the 4th floor and I on the 9th...

I've heard about David's legendary skid-outs on his bigwheel from the days he grew up eating the sidewalks of Columbus, OH. (psst: i maybe just got this for him. ;) )

As for fantasy football, when I asked him why he didn't play it, he answered: "You already don't see me on Saturday (college football). Do you not want to see me on Sunday (and basically any other football day) as well?" But I know there are other fantasy football boyfriends out there.