Watch Drea de Matteo and Sophia Bush Prove That Mob Wives Are Scarier Than the Actual Mob

Ever been to a christening? Hosted by Italians? In New Jersey? Before you get mad at me for stereotyping, check my last name--I know what I'm talking about here. And this "Mob Wives" spoof from Drea de Matteo and Sophia Bush just made me laugh so gawd-awful hard, I watched it twice.

What begins as a seemingly aimless pottymouth competition quickly devolves into serious drama when--gasp--people start showing up in the same outfit.

BTW, nice touch here with the white dresses--it's the baby who's supposed to wear white, so by going with that color, they're stealing the spotlight by default. No authenticity stone left unturned!