When I was a child in the 1950's many women wore gloves to church. Although for fashion.....ARE YOU BEING SERVED? Where is the glove department please? I need virus protection. What..... Go to the grocer? What are these ugly, slippery things ?

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I say, Jeeves ! Where do you put my riding and fencing gloves. Locate my gauntlets while you're at it. There are some pesky knaves about that I need to slap across the face with them to curtail their insolent and insulting behaviours. If these low-browed peasants fail to curb their wagging tongues perchance I shall cut them off and rid them of them.

All these rabble rousers need to put in their place in the social order and follow the edicts of their betters forthwith or reap their just due.

Now leave me as I retire to the sanctuary and blessed solitude of my library. But first.... call my mistress and bring me my port for I am fatigued and am need of revival.