Women are Happiest With Their Butt-Naked Selves at Age 34

It might surprise you.

While we as a gender are trained to wake up every morning in a cold sweat because we are one day closer to the inevitable droopy, saggy, leathery, non-sexual phase of our lives, twenty-something women who splash out on too many anti-aging creams and serums can chill out.

According to the Telegraph via Jezebel, who reported on a study from a UK skin care and body firm, the average age of women's peak satisfaction with their bodies is 34.

That's somewhat older than I thought it would be, but it makes sense — you're old enough to give two shits about how you look naked, but young enough that you're not hitting the dreaded mid-life physical changes yet.

Researchers also attributed this to women in their 30s knowing what diet and exercise works best for their systems, as well as possessing the image self-confidence that comes with being in a stable, loving relationship. (Hopefully, for my sake, a stable loving relationship with grilled cheese sandwiches also applies.)