Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. “Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.”

Everyone’s seen it â€“ that blue police box. Some know that it has something to do with a â€œDoctor Who,â€ but not much more than that. Like many hardcore fandoms, Doctor Who appears to outsiders as a strange world of wonder that they could never truly appreciate.

Every single use of the question “What are you doing here?” in the entire 48 year run of Doctor Who. Why does this video exist? How many weeks/months/years did it take to make? Does its creator have a girlfriend? Will it be re-edited to include the 11th Doctor? So many questions…