"And in their defense, there are two reasons why coming up with an alternative has proven to be difficult," Obama said. "First, it's because the Affordable Care Act pretty much was their plan before I adopted it!"

Sooner or later ... Republicans are going to need people who will want to Vote for them.

The problem is for Democrats to find enough voters, who are breathing, are u.S. citizens, aren't convicted felons, and have not already voted to win an election. Going to be tough, isn't it, Cigar? Oh, Trinnity forgot to mention that those two IDs have to match.