William Statner Warns Us of The Dangers of Deep Frying a Turkey

Deep frying turkey is still all the rage. But dunk a turkey in the fryer too quickly, or dip one that hasn’t been properly defrosted, and Thanksgiving is ruined for everyone. William Statner agrees, and delivers this cautionary PSA on the subject as only he knows how — melodramatically.

And if deep-frying isn’t your thing, you can always refer to this handy guide, which shares other ways to humiliate your turkey this year. Happy Thanksgiving.