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any form. This book is a work of fiction, Names, characters, places
and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are
used fictionally. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living
or dead, is entirely coincidental.

A cat, a crow and an alien walk
into a bar. More precisely, they walk into my
bar.