John Branyan's Comedy Sojourn Podcast

Baby Predictions, Employment and Socialized Medicine

In this EXTENDED EPISODE...The Farkas Family talks with me and
Peaches about babies and socialism. PLUS - Background noises
provided by Emery Jane throughout the show!

Peaches knows the gender of her unborn child and refuses to
tell us. Tabby has 100% success predicting the gender of children
(prior to birth) and we quiz her about her own child. I offer
my guess based on sound, scientific investigation.

I try to explain how weird it is that we have a lot of Mike
and Jennys. The kids don't think it's as weird as I do because
they're pretty disrespectful. I try to explain another bizarre
coincidence but screw up the details inviting even more
mockery.

It is apparently illegal in the Farkas family to have a child
in the month of August.

Eventually, we get around to criticizing Tabby because she
accuses us of being argumentative when SHE is the one who argues.
She tells us we're wrong which just proves our point.

I reveal the only things that REALLY matters to me. Then we
attack Tabby for her outrageous views on minimum wage.

Tabby tells a story from where she works. We all decide that
Tabby is actually a troll. She should live under a bridge and eat
goats.

Then the Tabster hypothesizes that career women don't like
their careers. This is such a shockingly anti-feminist view that
I'm on the verge of fainting just typing this sentence.

Immigration comes up and we try to figure it all out because
we're patriots who love our country. We fail. Sorry, America.

There is a problem with equating legality with morality. And
the law shouldn't be broken just because there's a hurricane.

To some folks, separation of church and state means religious
people should never speak in public. We are not those folks.

When we start talking about labor laws, we get into some
disagreements. So we remind you, Pkarlgh, disagreements do not mean
we hate each other.

Joe explains that employers want to pay employees the minimum
possible. That's true. I have trouble convincing him that crappy
employees are not desirable for the bottom line.

Generally speaking, insurance and health care is a gigantic
mess. We don't figure this out either. Sorry, America
(again).

Peaches explains that money is a symbol that represents an
agreement. Nobody appreciates this sentiment either.

Morality and ethics can't be forced on anybody. Immoral people
will break the laws.

I had a conversation with a friend who told me he didn't trust
"rich people". He didn't seem to understand that the
government (who he did trust) was made up of rich people.

The episode closes with the Tabby and Joe leaving so Joe can
sleep and Tabby can do some voice-over recordings. If you want to
hire Tabby to sell your product, hit me up on Facebook and I'll put
you in touch with her. (If you want to sell swimming pools,
DEFINITELY get in touch with her.)

About the Podcast

"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day." - E.B. White