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The perfect calendar for rocket scientists and burger flippers

We've teamed up with the geniuses at Despair, Inc. again to bring you a totally demotivating and hilarious 2014 calendar. You'll get a different Demotivator each month (see below) as well as important dates in geek history. Impress your friends with your geeky trivia knowledge! Never forget Talk Like A Pirate Day again! Send @wilw a Happy Birthday tweet right on time! The superpowers you will gain from having this calendar cannot possibly fit in one paragraph. Keep it for yourself or give it to that geek in your life who has everything but still finds stuff to complain about. They'll love it but pretend to hate it. That's just how they roll.

Some sample dates of import:

January 12, 2025: KV Day. Kaiju Victory Day - end of the 12 year Kaiju War.