Thanks to the 16 brave souls who came to tonight's V+. Tonight we learned that invading Utes rarely goes well, being jumped with Taylor Swift in the background is terrifying and that the CDF really need to work on their hostage rescue technique.

Our playlist was

Stryker Safari

Snipe Hunt - Zargabad Edition

Stiff Upper Lip

The Radio Stars

No Pardon VE

Hamlet Hunt

Afterparty

CHazzarLO

Infection - Vybor

Outpost Bean

Please leave you scribbles, viddles and piccies here for all to enjoy!

The Invisible SPAAG by Issus"Homer: Wrathz, I order you to find that vehicle, and destroy it with the telekinetic abilities gifted to you by your extreme rage!Wrathz: I'll try, but we're getting fuckin' destroyed out here!"

After pulling some wicked tricks on the sand dunes, we stopped on a hillcrest about a kilometre away from our first objective. As we were waiting everyone died, dancemoox descended into insanity, and Commanding Officer Iceraiser was shot. After a desperate glory charge the lone Mortar team was undone by a pacifistic gunner (hippo y u no shoot)

Snipe Hunt - A2 Fireteam Lead

Avoiding Satire's early assassination/sabotage attempt, we landed in the LZ and I had time to breathe in the Fallujah air before dancemoox headshot me from a roof.

Stiff Upper Lip - A2 AR

Everything went spiffing until the forest of death that we said not to go through. We went through it and everyone was shot.

The Radio Stars - A1 Fireteam Lead

Sahrani was coated in thick fog as the chinook touched down on the isolated country road. Officer Draakon stepped from the transport and grabbed a handful of dirt, holding it against his face and smelling it. He turned to his men -

'They're here.'

As he said this, words and music seemed to reach the soldier's ears. It was a song, a ritualistic chant. "...chuckle...chucklevision...chucklechuckle vision".The soldiers moved out, trembling with what was to come. Almost at once gunfire was on them, and all tactical advantage was lost. The hostages were killed and near-death Fluffeh betrayed us. The Chuckle Bastion repelled all who ventured toward it.

Apart from moox's lack of straightjacket, everything went without a hitch in this mission, bombarding the village from afar, then infiltrating and picking off the last few survivors. I don't think there were even any casualties.

CHazzarLO - Officer Sergeant Rook

Draakon was personally offended when I shot him, so he shot me. Fastest Cholo 2014.

Infection_Vybor - The Man with the Shitty Revolver

I hid in a barn with Homer until Iceraiser jumped through a window and made me scream. I found myself running from some unenthusiastically roleplaying zombies as well as Taylor Swift.