Anyone good with WP?

Timelimit : 2 days
Requirements:
a Templated WP site, professional looking, focusing on freebies/offers/deals and affilate promotion sites if you will.
It needs to autoupdate itself and generate new content which google WILL like and not ban.
I need simple back-end interface for affilate banners 468x60 to be displayed in between the posts.

I know this will only take a few hours if that. and all the tools are freely availible on this forum, but I dont have the time to do myself and feedup looking for a good free review script.

I want this site to generate traffic and look good for AM's that is the primary aim of the site, so if you have any other script/tools which will hel achieve this aim, then im always open to recommendations.

I guess all the tools are, (well 99% of them are.) on here but it is putting them all to work. Working out where they all fit into the program.
So paying someone $50 to do this is worth it I guess.
OH yes it is nice to know so you can put it all together yourself tho.

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