Fuck that shit!CNN | Submitted by: Toodles Pookie
"It cannot be seriously contended that any reasonable peace officer, or citizen, for that matter, would believe that mild profanity while peacefully advocating a political position could constitute a criminal act," the three-judge panel wrote in Friday's decision.

Bizarre Dog Shit AttackKRQE-TV 13 Albuquerque | Submitted by: poop poop poopinford
"A bizarre attack on an Albuquerque man in his bed left him beaten and covered with dog excrement." ... "[He] told police the assailants tried to force a sex toy into his mouth during the attack, stripped him of his clothing and wallet and put women’s clothing on him and makeup."

Going for a DragRocky Mountain News | Submitted by: anonymous
Jose Luis Rubi-Nava put a rope around his girlfriend's neck and told her, "If you want death, here it is," moments before he dragged her behind his car for more than a mile.

ShaftedCNN | Submitted by: shots
"Valle plummeted four floors before landing on top of the elevator car at the second floor of the converted warehouse space, police said. Valle, of the Bronx, was taken to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead."

How many times does 14 go into 43New Jersey Online | Submitted by: Flossy666
"I'm not saying it's right ... I was flattered that this guy had a crush on me. I don't know." ... "Smith pleaded guilty to charges of corruption of minors, child endangerment, statutory sexual assault and indecent assault. In exchange for her plea, prosecutors withdrew a charge of involuntary deviate sexual intercourse."