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No nature documentary would divulge this secret to you or your little one, but did you know that reptiles make for excellent crime fighters? We have a hunch it’s something about the protective qualities of their shells, their resilience in the face of harsh conditions thanks to cold blood, and their oft-terrifying green skin! Something about it just sets perpetrators of crime on edge.

Alligators have a penchant for justice that remains unmatched by any other animal in the kingdom. Snakes often wear capes and stop evil mad scientists from using their death rays on the world. And turtles? Well, we know for a fact that most of them secretly practice the art of ninjutsu. (Okay, so we might have made most or all of that up, but your kid is still going to look pretty sweet doing ninja moves in this costume shirt).