My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

101 Ways To Piss Off An Amway IBO

This topic is inspired by that TV show called
101 Ways to Leave a Game Show. Its hilarious! I’d like to do most of those
stunts to our former upline minus the safety equipment of course!

This post might help out the people who end up
at my blog after doing a Google search for “how to get rid of those annoying
Amway salespeople” or “how to tell Amway people to go away”.

Here are 101 things to say to an IBO to piss him
off:

Does this have anything to do with Amway?

Amway is a pyramid scheme.

XS Energy Drinks taste like cat piss!

Why did Ganesh and Neha Shenoy get
divorced?

Why is everyone in Amway so phony nice to
me?

$60 a year membership to buy overpriced
products? Are you fucking kidding me?

Go to hell! Oh I forgot. You’re in Amway.
Same thing.

Go peddle your snake oil somewhere else!

Why are Nutrilite vitamins so expensive?
And don’t give me no bullshit about the high quality because that’s a lie.

I read on the Internet that IBO’s lie about
Artistry Cosmetics being one of the top 5 cosmetics in the world.

Are you really dumb enough to believe that
everything to do with Amway is a tax deduction?

Does Amway sell Monavie products?

Is this Scamway?

You want me to come to an 8pm meeting? Fuck
off! American Idol is on then!

Hey I drank your Perfect Water and I still
don’t look 10 years younger! You’re a fucking liar!

Why are the Puryears selling their river
house?

What kind of a slimeball gets involved with
Amway?

Did you hear Amway’s getting sued again?

How many people do you have in your
downline?

I heard you lose a lot of money in Amway.

Have you read Merchants of Deception?

Amway is a cult.

How come when a dog eats Amway dog food it
shits three times more than it used to?

I can make $115 a month working an Amway
business for 10 to 15 hours a week? Do the math asshole! That’s $2 to $3
an hour!

Show me your tax return to prove you’re
making $100,000 a year in Amway.

Who’s the liar that told you Amway owns the
Amway Arena in Orlando?

If you’re so successful in Amway how come
you’re driving a piece of shit 1972 Pinto?

I heard Amway sells prestige tampons.

No I’m not willing to pay more money for
quality products.

That Amway food bar you gave me tasted like
shit!

How come you’re too embarrassed to tell
anyone you’re with Amway?

Why are you lying to me?

Why do you have to get permission from your
upline before doing anything?

How many customers do you have?

How much money do you make each month in
Amway sales?

I heard the only way to make money in Amway
is by selling motivational tools.

I’ll be successful just by going to Amway
meetings and doing nothing else?

tr3nchwarfar3 - it's really tempting for so many of us if we get invited to a Scamway meeting to go and dress inappropriately (as perceived by the Amway cult leaders) and cause a ruckus. But then that would be 20 minutes of your life you wouldn't get back. And I saw 20 minutes is probably the turning point of putting up with the bullshit and standing up and cursing out the lying scamming Amway cult leader and then leaving.

Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.

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I'm married to a former Ambot - one of those annoying commissioned Amway salespeople. Fortunately he saw the light of the horrible cult he was part of and ended his association. I'm here to report on the crap he took and I had to put up with. Hoping I might be able to help some poor souls who find themselves in the same situation I was - married to an ambot.