Jason Chen

Shaq's finally going to get his oversized clown hands on the WowWee Dragonfly RC robot now that Radio Shack has them in stock. $49.99 and some change will get you a green Dragonfly that you can steer around and dive bomb pigeons with.

For Valentines, you can even load up a ring on it and ram it into your girlfriend's head as a romantic way of proposing. – Jason Chen