Sunday School Lesson

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

Very lame concoction. Why is it that suddenly, she recognized someone pricked her and blurted out “if you…?” I mean, if she just roused from sleep, its beyond logic/reflex that she realized someone was playing pranks on her.

Actually, it isn’t. That was the third time in a short while she had been awoken by the same sensation. LOGIC would decree that she would have figured it out by then.
😉
Now shut up and enjoy a bloody good joke.

This joke was totally ripped off.
I heard this one before, but instead it was a old man in a church getting jabbed by a cane by his wife. And the priest didn’t faint in that one. He totally agreed, making the joke funnier.

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I’m pissing myself laughing that people pissed themselves laughing at that sh*t joke. No kidding, but you guys who go on this site are totally lame.

My name is Joe Huntington and I am 33 years old. When I was 7 years old, I had a very bad accident. All I remember was falling asleep on my bed one night and I started to have a dream. I was dreaming that I was drowning in a little pond in Las Vegas, and I cannot swim. In my dream, I was first playing with my remote control boat in the pond and it broke. I told my brother next to me and he told me to go swim for it. So I jumped in and all of a sudden I was drowning. And all I can hear was my grandpa yelling, “Come on, get the fuk out of there, your all wet!” After he yelled that, I awoke suddenly to my grandpa yelling, “Wake up you sleeping jacka$$, your all covered in your own piss you dam dog!” Then I got out of my bed and went straight to my grandpa’s bedroom and took a leak on his bed and told him, “Fuk you ol’ man, you awoke me from one of my best dreams you idiot! Now I will wait for you to fall asleep and wake you up covered in piss, and then you will find out what it feels like!” Then he started to shed in tears saying, “No way man! It must be so hard to go through that nephew! I’m glad you survived that accident!” Then he said pointing to the bathroom door, “Now………go take a long bath and throw away these 6 onions I used to make my tears.” Surprised, I said, “You….You….those? You used those for tears?! WHAT THE FUK? I’ll show you tears.” I dug into his drawer and pulled out his underwear’s and tore it up and said, “These are real tears you big baby, and no, I did not use onions to make them.” Then he said shockingly, “You…….You……..You little gangster!! Those were my favorite pairs!! I’m going to tell on you!!” Then i told him, “Oh yeah? On who? Sarah Palin? I’ll show you my favorite pairs ol’ man!” Then I went to get my hot ass big-boobed, big-assed, girl-friend and shook her boobs in front of my grandpa and said, “These are my favorite pairs grandpa! And no, you will not tear her up!”

that funny me like hahah me jizz pants reading good joke hahah i moaned in pleasure cus this is good joke hahah i like hahah more joke hahah hahah funny hahahah lol hahah me is happy hahah me go show friends now this good joke hahah hahah likey likey hahah me go read more good jokes now hahah