get through a week without having a serious OHMYGOSHWEARENOTREADYFORTHISBABYATALL breakdown

Things that make me laugh:

my complete 180 from a severe butter aversion in the first trimester to a now two week butter craving

the way my belly rocks and rolls with Little Baby’s attempts to stretch more space out of me

my strangely affectionate feelings for each new tiny stretch mark on my lower abdomen (which are all happening below the horizon of my bump so that only a mirror or my husband can reveal their presence)

along with that, the nightly stretch mark count (*rolls up shirt over belly and says excitedly* Buppy! How many are there now?)

The sounds that come out of my mouth when I try to roll over in bed at night

Things I hate:

The sounds that come out of my mouth when I try to roll over in bed at night