I love ninjas, monkeys, and zombies. I have yet to write a story with a zombie ninja monkey, but I will find a way. My favorite mangas are Naruto and GYO Death Stench. (GYO is a good manga - not for the easily grossed out, though.) My favorite ninja is Kakashi, but I'm much more like Jiriaya.

I especially like technical advice from other writers. This, Netflix, Minecraft, and WOW are my only hobbies.

Summary: Five times Morty needed a hug and one time Rick did. Angst, hurt, comfort, slightly OOC, but hey, I read into the show whatever I want to. First time R&M writer. I found it difficult to capture Rick's speech and Morty's, also probably failed at capturing the full breadth of character expressed in the show.

After the Rescue the Kazekage Arc. An unsuspecting Iruka is walking home from teaching his classes when Gai asks him a favor: Kakashi needs to recover from overusing his sharingan. Iruka takes Kakashi into his home. Iruka x Kakashi.

A series about the crazy competitions Gai challenges his eternal rival, Kakashi, to. Be prepared for Kakashi wearing Gai's jumpsuit, acrobatic calligraphy, spoons, hula-hoops, dressing in drag, and more insanity.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

When Team Kakashi beats Sasuke they must decide his fate. They have to lean on each other to heal from the loss of beloved comrades, and Sasuke does everything he can to make their lives hell. Sakura/Sai Kakashi/Gai Warnings for language and character deaths

After Rick and Beth are abducted Beth is left with the task of rescuing herself and her wounded father. The beautiful stranger on the ship might help her, but at what price? Beth/female OC Rated for language. I don't own Rick and Morty, and I won't make any money off this story.

Quark is a true believer in the profit motive, but the Rules are complicated. When he finds himself a prisoner on a strange planet he must negotiate the most difficult deal of his life - a bargain for his soul. AU Quark/Dax Dax/Worf

Rick isn't the man he seems to be, and after rescuing Phoenix Person he has to face his past, and come to terms with his feelings for Morty and Summer. Rick/Phoenix Person. Sort of yaoi? I guess? What gender is Phoenix Person anyway? Rated for Rick's language. Lots of language. B...because Rick. Urp.

I have walked the lands of Table and avoided the dangers of clumsy hands. I have given of the butter to a cold and distant god. I am Butterbot, and I pass the butter. No warnings. Please read notes before story.

All things grow old and weary over time, and the Sorting Hat is no exception. Dumbledore must deal with the grief of losing an old friend while trying to replace him. I don't own Harry Potter, nor will I make any money off this story.

When Kakashi contracts frostbite on a mission, Naruto must decide how far he will go to save his friend. Warning for graphic medical description. I don't own Naruto, nor will I make any money off this story.

When Kakashi awakes in front of the memorial stone in the middle of a snow storm wearing nothing but a hospital gown he is left to pick up the shattered fragments of his life. Kakashi/Sakura, Jiraiya/Tsunade Naruto/Hinata, main character death. I do not own Naruto, nor will I make any money off this story.

When a handsome young man arrives in Konoha, Sakura has to make some tough decisions. What does being a Konoha ninja mean to her? Is being a doctor enough to fill the void in her heart? Dedicated to Hitori Ecchi.

This is dedicated to a special reviewer who left this as a guest review. Please, please, please review and give me more ideas for new stories. And be brave enough to use an actual name. Troll the F*** out of this one, lol. P.S. I love you. Rated T because it's kind of gross at parts.

When Rick decides to match wits with the Doctor he finds out that he might not be the smartest person in the universe. Morty gets caught in the middle. 10th and 1st Doctor. Donna/10th Doctor (one sided) Rated M for language. Lots of language, because it's Rick.

When Link receives a cryptic letter he is invited into a world of fear and pain. How will he deal with the aftereffects? NOT YAOI. Based on characters from Good Mythical Morning, but completely fictional. I won't make any money off this. If you haven't seen the show, go watch it now. It's amazing.

Sakumo and Kakashi had a good relationship until Sakumo's failed mission and attempted suicide forced them apart. AU Kept people in character but changed the timeline. UPDATED WARNINGS! Character Death. Added Kaka/Anko and Sakumo/Tsu. Slutty Tsunade. Changed rating to M for sexual tension and boobs.

Fugaku carried all the burdens of his clan, and he didn't have the time to train Sasuke as he had trained Itachi before he became clan leader. He had to leave his training to his older brother, and he hoped he was making the right choice.

Vimes always puts the city first, and he often neglected himself. The Patrician wouldn't have cared, except that Vimes pushed himself too far and collapsed in his office - again. He needed to do something to show the stubborn man that he was needed by his city and his friends. Not a friendship fic. More of an enemy fic. Bit of light torture. Sam/Sybil. Patrician is OOC.

After Death left the wizards and went back to the party he was bored. He needed to find some way to liven it up - so to speak. He decided to experience the party in his own way, by bending the rules as always.

Kakashi was returning home from a mission when he learned a ninja was in trouble. He finds the ninja, and he is faced with the difficult task of helping Sakura overcome an injury that might ruin the rest of her life. His view of A Dark and Silent World.

Kakashi accidentally made Naruto angry with a joke about Sakura's forehead. He considered apologizing, but he'd never fought Naruto when he was angry. He wanted to see if Naruto could beat him. The stakes? His apology or Naruto kissing a friend.

When Kakashi entered Tsunade's office, Sakura and Gai were already there. He knew the look on their faces; he'd seen it too many times in his life. "Who died?" he asked. Warning: character death Very short.

Sasuke wrecked Team 7 when he left, but they quickly find a unique way to deal with their sadness. Naruto/Sakura Fatherly Kakashi. Kakashi/Gai friendship, no yaoi. Lots of Pakun and the pack. Rated for mild sexuality and language.

Pliny the First conquered the land, but madness drove him to destroy it. Obsessed with making it flat and building a giant pyramid, he caused famine and poverty. The people of Flatland built a new life for themselves, but the madness remained.

She remembered the hot feel of his feverish pale skin as she held his face to calm him; his frightened eyes still tore at her heart, eyes that begged her to help him find some sanity in his ruined world. Hatter/Alice

He leaned toward her and noticed her catch her breath. He knew she was hoping he'd kiss her, but he wanted her to have a day or so to anticipate their next meeting. Sometimes the best kisses were the ones a person waited for. Nar/Hin,Kaka/Saku,Gai/Oc

"Dad, is Dib going to die?" Gaz asked. "Not that I care or anything." "Of course not honey," the Professor said. "I won't allow it." Zim infects Dib with an alien virus, just to see what it will do. Zim/Gaz in later chaps. Rated for torture and odd sex.

Ash always makes sure he knows where the shotgun is, just in case. After his manager mysteriously dies, odd things happen at S-Mart. Not a songfic, but inspired by Dethklok's "Briefcase Full of Guts" video. Ash is so metal. Rated for cursing and gore.

After the attack on Hogwarts, Snape is chased by the good guys and shunned by the Death Eaters. Harry discovers the truth about the night Dumbledore died. Insane, Dark Harry. Snarky Snape. No yaoi. Snape/OC Harry/Same Oc. No citrus. FINALLY FINISHED.YAY