Now yes, it might be easy to love strippers simply because they”re eye candy but do they still do the job for you when you know they”re smiling at you, taking your money just so they can go buy baby formula? ;-]

Hey, don”t hate, it could be worse… it could be Nicki Minaj!

Lady – Twerk lyrics

HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK) BEND IT OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THANG SHAKE (TWERK) HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK) BEND I OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THANG SHAKE

HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT) SO IMMA TWERK IT (TWERK IT) IMMA TWERK IT (TWERK IT) YEAH I”M GON TWERK IT (TWERK IT) HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT) SO IMMA TWERK IT (TWERK IT) IMMA TWERK IT (TWERK IT) YEAH I”M GON TWERK IT (TWERK IT)

IMMA MAKE IT POP (TWERK) BEND THIS THANG OVER I CAN”T EVEN LIE, I CAN DO THIS WHEN I”M SOBER IMMA MAKE IT BOUNCE, JUST LIKE I TOLD YA YOU CAN”T GET A DANCE, NIGGA I DON”T EVEN KNOW YA

I HIT THAT DANCE FLOOR AND SHAKE IT THEN THE NIGGAS STARE A COUPLE MINUTES, THAT”S THE MONEY GOING IN THE AIR I SHAKE THIS ASS SIDE TO SIDE, I SHAKE IT EVERYWHERE MAKE IT VIBRATE, GOT THIS ASS GOIN” EVERYWHERE

HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK) BEND IT OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THANG SHAKE (TWERK) HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK) BEND I OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THANG SHAKE

HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT) SO IMMA TWERK IT (TWERK IT) IMMA TWERK IT (TWERK IT) YEAH I”M GON TWERK IT (TWERK IT) HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT) SO IMMA TWERK IT (TWERK IT) IMMA TWERK IT (TWERK IT) YEAH I”M GON TWERK IT (TWERK IT)

I CAN MAKE IT POP, LOCK, DROP, VIBRATE, playertatilah TWERK I DON”T KNOW ABOUT HER, BUT I CAN MAKE THIS ASS WORK HE ASKED ME, CAN I DO A SPLIT? YEP, I CAN DO IT I HAD A COUPLE IN ME NOW I”M REALLY GETTING TO IT AND WHEN I”M IN A SPLIT I CAN MAKE THIS ASS JUMP I MAKE THIS ASS JUMP EVERY TIME THE BEAT BUMP NOW FOR THE GRAND FINALE, I SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST YOU KNOW IT”S HEAD DOWN PUSSY POPPING HAND STAND

HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK) BEND IT OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THANG SHAKE (TWERK) HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK) BEND I OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THANG SHAKE

HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT) SO IMMA TWERK IT (TWERK IT) IMMA TWERK IT (TWERK IT) YEAH I”M GON TWERK IT (TWERK IT) HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT) SO IMMA TWERK IT (TWERK IT) IMMA TWERK IT (TWERK IT) YEAH I”M GON TWERK IT (TWERK IT)

ALL THEM BITCHES ON THE DANCE FLOOR, I LET THEM GET THEY TIME CAUSE ONCE I HIT THE FLOOR I”M TAKIN” EVERYBODYS SHINE DO I WORK AT MAGIC CITY, NO, I SHOULD THOUGH (TWERK IT) NICKNAME IS “MAKE THEM NIGGAS MONEY BLOW” NOW IMMA DROP IT TO THE FLOOR AND JUST MAKE IT POP STAY IN THE SAME POSITION AND JUST LET IT POP MY ASS IS “STUPID WILD” THIS DANCE IS STUPID SICK THE BEST THING ABOUT IT, I CAN DO IT ON A DICK

HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK) BEND IT OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THANG SHAKE (TWERK) HE LIKE IT WHEN I MAKE THIS ASS VIBRATE (TWERK) BEND I OVER MAKE MAKE THIS THANG SHAKE

HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT) SO IMMA TWERK IT (TWERK IT) IMMA TWERK IT (TWERK IT) YEAH I”M GON TWERK IT (TWERK IT) HE LIKE IT WHEN I TWERK IT (TWERK IT) SO IMMA TWERK IT (TWERK IT) IMMA TWERK IT (TWERK IT) YEAH I”M GON TWERK IT (TWERK IT)

We all know that sex sells, but sometimes you have to wonder what the target is. Sure, you can put a pretty girl next to a car and the image is clear, but what image do you get with sexy girls and a web hosting site? I liked watching the eye candy laden Go Daddy commercials, but it never made me think to go use their services. When it was time to pick a provided I looked up prices and customer reviews and ratings. Maybe the image of a sexy girl is to sit in the back of your mind and when you do think of web hosting or buying a domain it pops out and you go with that company.

Here is a mix of some of the more sexy Go Daddy commercials.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5WwnQ0Mh6Y[/youtube]

At each Super Bowl, GoDaddy.com ads are admitted as the sexiest ones, but what the brand does exactly sell ?… Hard to remember. Here is a remix as a reminder before the next Super Bowl…

A US series of commercials produced between 2005 and 2011 for Go Daddy.

We all know that sex sells, but sometimes you have to wonder what the target is. Sure, you can put a pretty girl next to a car and the image is clear, but what image do you get with sexy girls and a web hosting site? I liked watching the eye candy laden Go Daddy commercials, but it never made me think to go use their services. When it was time to pick a provided I looked up prices and customer reviews and ratings. Maybe the image of a sexy girl is to sit in the back of your mind and when you do think of web hosting or buying a domain it pops out and you go with that company.

Here is a mix of some of the more sexy Go Daddy commercials.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5WwnQ0Mh6Y[/youtube]

At each Super Bowl, GoDaddy.com ads are admitted as the sexiest ones, but what the brand does exactly sell ?… Hard to remember. Here is a remix as a reminder before the next Super Bowl…

A US series of commercials produced between 2005 and 2011 for Go Daddy.

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With the Olympics upon us we will have plenty of chances to see sexy athletes doing what they do in their sport. This time around we get an early treat as Austrian runner, Michelle Henneke is caught on video warming up with a sexy little jumping/dancing act. Of course, soon after it hit the internet it went viral complete with music. Enjoy.

From 2 years of break, PSY is finally coming back with his 6th album ‘PSY6甲’! The album’s weighty title song ‘Gangnam Style’ is composed solely by PSY himself from lyrics to choreography. The song is characterized by its strongly addictive beats and lyrics, and is thus certain to penetrate the foundations of modern philosophy.

In life, you will run across those that will boldly take from you and no have a care in the world. Fight as you may you soon realize it is hopeless and search elsewhere for scraps. Sadly this is a truthisum even in the animal world as you will see in this video. Take notice of how the Raccoon does not give a care what the opossum thinks.

We have seen reporters fall down, curse and get in fights, but sometimes a “bad thing” can happen to a reporter that is pretty cute. Apparently the cat in the video is already around that area and decided to get in on the report.

This seriously is one of those, is it fake, videos. In it a man talks about being disciplined by his mother and how that helped him be happily married today. So far it sounds weird, but believable right? Well, check out when he describes how he was punished in his mothers voices.

Unemployment is just too much fun which is why there hasn’t been a new post since like forever. However, as the e-mail inbox continues to stack up (all spam) it’s time to get back to work. Since we are in wedding season I decided to try and help (ridicule) someone who is having a problem with a bachelor party.

Laramie Piton from Tea Party, Texas writes:

I’m going to be married soon and my best man wants to throw me and awesome bachelor party, but my girl is insanely jealous and doesn’t want me to have one without her. Isn’t the point to have one last big fun party before you tie the knot? It’s not like I want to cheat or do anything to piss her off, I just want to have a party with my boys. Is that too much to ask? What should I do J.A.?

How many times do I have to tell you? Marriage is like buying an American car, it’s been drilled into you that you should do it, but it sucks and you will regret it in the end. I guess it is too late for that advice, you are getting married, but let’s address what we can shall we?

If you feel jealous something is wrong with YOU?

Why won’t women get that men have to look at other women. First of all it is like the sun is to Superman, it gives us strength and though some men will fly toward it most of us know it’s best to observe from a distance. Every time you flip out on your man over looking it is more likely he will start touching.

Second we look for several reasons, but a few of the top reasons are because:

She has something you don’t

She’s doing something you won’t

She’s breathing

Number three you can’t help, but if your man likes looking at a firm body then maybe you should firm up. However, this goes both ways guys. If you are looking at a firm body and you are a bowl of jello then you are just window shopping, which is fine, just realize you can’t afford what you are looking at.

The road to failure

Simply put, if your girlfriend is going crazy over a bachelor party then you have a long hard road ahead of you. First off, the bachelor party is a time honored tradition. Honestly it is kind of stupid because you are almost admitting marriage sucks the life out of you which is why you have to enjoy one last night out as if you are going to jail or something.

If younger women dancing around you and causing you embarrassment and a mild erection burns her up inside that much then you have a drama queen on your hand. Symptoms of a drama queen include:

Thinking everything is about her

Keeping you from doing things then doing it herself

Crying over stupid shit

Whining and complaining a lot

Playing the victim

Unrealistic expectations

The last one is killer because in her mind she has already mapped out everything and you will fail to live up to it. This starts with denying you a bachelor party and next thing you know you are having a scientology wedding with a Tom Cruise look-a-like as your minister.

Ball searching

Men have lost the middle ground. We seem to have two levels now, complete pussy and raging abusive asshat. There has to be a middle ground where we make our opinions clear and stand up for what we want. You must search for your balls and even if you find them in her heart shaped box you can still reattach them. If you don’t do this now you will end up hating yourself and her in the end.

On the flipside, don’t be a hypocrite. If she wants to go to Chippendales or whatever then you can’t turn all emo on her. Communication is key, you can do it now or when your divorce lawyers meet, the choice is yours.

Still on Vacation

I hope to help more of you saps, but until Obama kicks me out of his house I’m going to continue chillaxing in his basement. Keep the e-mails coming, I’ll be back in another six months.