Jun 28, 2009

Kenny Chesney Parody Take Two

By the popular demand of many, many very specific web searches that led people to the previous version, I have written a second parody for a popular hit song (based on the title that was being searching for). Obviously I can't say what will and won't offend you, but I hope that you will take this for the parody of the song, the satire of gay stereotypes and the spoof on Kenny's supposed hidden sexual preference that I mean it to be. I considered this title the first go-round, but figured it was too obvious. On second thought....

(I Came) Out Last Night

(Parody of Kenny Chesney's "Out Last Night")

I came out last night

Perez he says that it's true

Sipped martinis last night

Discussed a few musicals too

There were boys from West Memphis and Caroline,

Maine, Miami, and the lower east side

All fixed up, having a fabulous time

Yeah, I came out last night

One dare started leading to another

Out last night, hitting on everybody and his brother

There were two karaoke girls, and most guys stared

Their skirts were really short but I didn't care

Cuz Ty's chest was buff and bare

I came out last night

Well you know I'm a country boy

Closeted in East Tennessee

Last night I became overjoyed

With a few tasty fruit drinks in me

I was a jockey, fireman, a dude into rap, Brad Pitt's lover, and a man wearing chaps

This is how to delete your rude comments... nah. I can't play guitar so my parodies will continue to be lyrics only until such time I learn to play. Yours is pretty good, I must say... but mine's funnier.

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