i know i messed up before and even fumbled, but it’s something about me that a lot of people wouldn’t believe…
buy me an ounce and i’ll sell you a pound.

anyone lived in a pretty how town
i need all da buffalo fans to keep it lit for us while we doin our thang
Buffalo Bill’s defunct who used to ride a watersmooth-silver stallion

we started workouts again and its time to do work all over again…
whistles far and wee
I’m havin a “I’m ya daddi boi toy give a way.”
and eddyandbill come running from marbles and piracies and it’s spring
Me up at does out of the floor

And eyes big love-crumbs, and possibly i like the thrill
U feel me tho? lmao.
someones married their everyones.
you wanna know how???
they do not give a fuck for luck

im n da yard today to say RIP to a fallen BEAST and ma prayers are out to his family…..
one day anyone died i guess
?o baby i wouldn’t like Death if Death were good:for when
we did are thang against dem chief.

i put my shirt and pants on da same way u do…
follow no path all paths lead where Women and men (both dong and ding)
nuh nuh nuh…

The “failed experiments” tag couldn’t be more inaccurate. Thank you for this.

By: John Whorfin

04.15.2009 @ 12:13 PM

also, go fuck yourself.

bk, they’re just mad at you because you supported Apartheid

By: John Whorfin

04.15.2009 @ 12:15 PM

Robert Frost and Martellus Bennett?

add a “dreadfully incoherent” tag and make this an irregular feature
that’s what I’d like to see

By: porky1

04.15.2009 @ 12:18 PM

That boy’s a SHAKESPEARE!

By: Navin R. Johnson

04.15.2009 @ 12:21 PM

Too bad you couldn’t work in a little “between the breasts of bestial Marj”

/wipes away a small tear

By: Captain Caveman

04.15.2009 @ 12:31 PM

All right. Your voices have been heard. “failed experiments” tag removed. I shall put an “incoherence squared” tag in its place.

By: Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco

04.15.2009 @ 12:34 PM

Crunk is the new impressionism.

By: Quentin LogJammin'

04.15.2009 @ 12:34 PM

i hope one day, they throw the transcipt, the whole website of marshawns blog into a time capsule, and that people open it in 200 years. i think it would explain a lot about what went on during this time period.

By: John Whorfin

04.15.2009 @ 12:37 PM

After you get tired of reading poetry, check out Gabriel Gudding’s ‘A Defense of Poetry’
should provide welcome relief

By: clmetsfan

04.15.2009 @ 12:42 PM

SLOW CLAP

And for the record, e.e. crunkings is the first person to ever make e.e. cummings enjoyable to read.

By: JG

04.15.2009 @ 12:50 PM

*snapping fingers*

By: Twittering Peter King

04.15.2009 @ 12:52 PM

I’m glad I’m not the only one who secretly suspects that Marshawn Lynch is some sort of genius. He’s quasi-Kanye-ish and pseudo-Gore Vidal-ish.

By: Shinons

04.15.2009 @ 1:05 PM

little joe gould has lost his grillz and doesn’t know where to find them

By: MenaceIISboriety

04.15.2009 @ 1:26 PM

CHUH CHUH
/gives up

By: Rick Muscles

04.15.2009 @ 1:53 PM

That might fly at Penthouse but c’mon, this is the uproxx network!

By: Another Fake Peter King

04.15.2009 @ 1:54 PM

Fucking brilliant.

By: Captain Murphy

04.15.2009 @ 2:13 PM

My English Undergrad’s (insert joke here) hatred for this is delicious.

Outstanding work.

By: jackin'4beats

04.15.2009 @ 2:21 PM

Can you read e.e. crunkings while crumpin’? The east bay would like to know.

By: VyseTheTetrisdork

04.15.2009 @ 2:36 PM

This is the start of a beautiful segment.

Welcome to KSK’s Deaf Poetry Jam

By: StuScottBooyahs

04.15.2009 @ 2:52 PM

Welcome to KSK’s Deaf Poetry Jam

When do I get to do one?

/StuScott’d

By: Hakim Drops the Ball

04.15.2009 @ 3:15 PM

We’ve just witnessed greatness.

By: Warren Moon Pie

04.15.2009 @ 6:36 PM

As an ee cummings fan and overall Marshawn Lynch fan, I say bravo.

By: smurphette

04.15.2009 @ 11:02 PM

What futuremrs said. Magnificent work.

By: ACMEsalesrep

04.16.2009 @ 12:19 AM

I think we’ve found something to add to Drew’s list of things that are only not gay if you’re stoned.

By: iamthruyousoi

04.16.2009 @ 9:49 AM

i had hella fun dis night cannot be so sky
sky cannot be so sunful
I am through you so i know its been a long time since i left you witout some dope words to make fun of.

You could also try some William Carlos Williams:

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
I plan to make 2 kids very happy dis xmas