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A dramatic reading with the impersonated voice of a preacher I heard screaming about hell and damnation on the metro link. This was an actual letter to the original owners of peta.org from the angry child of proto SJWs. Incidentally, the acronym was for People Eating Tasty Animals.

"If that's you speaking, you have EXPERTLY read this letter. I especially loved the correct
reading of the mis-spellings like "Com-eh-fort you". This is awesome."
Not quite..
-1 star for saying "I just" instead of "Just I"

What a smart 12-year-old. "I AM REFFERRING TO A DOG" Yeah, well I don't eat DOGS. I eat cows and such. They haven't given me sh*t so I don't owe them. This kid was probably brainwashed by communist-vegan-hippie-robots to defend animals even though he

I can't figure out what the voice sounds like. It kinda reminds me of a mixture of Chris Rock and Eddie Murphy, both trying to sound like a total idiot... but there's a little bit of Timmy from South Park in the "VEGATARION" part. Whatever it is, it

This wins. The voice acting is great, and I love how you left every misspelling in your pronounciation. I also believe wholehearedly that this illustrates very well what the "animal rights activists" act like to anyone who doesn't agree with them.

I'M SORRY THAT I HAVE TO BE SO HARSH BUT YOUR MOCKING OF THAT INNOCENT PETA MEMBER WAS UNJUST AND UN-CALLED FOR, YOU ARE A VERY BAD PERSON AND DESERVED TO BE UNIBOMBED!!!!
NO, wait, the other thing, give this guy a f*cking medal.