So, since a couple of cats didn't want to join in on the Text Battles. (primarily me lol)
Why not have the Hot Single contest?!

Couple of rules that I thought of were,

1. Topic. (example: Super Mario Bros., Deal Or No Deal, B-List Celebrities)
2. # Of Verses/Format of song (example: 3 Eight Bar Verses, 2 Thirty Two Bar Verses)
3. Special Battle Rules - I look at the first two as pretty standard every battle rules. But whoever wins the previous battle could pick out specific rules for the next battle. (example: quick tongue raps only, the quasimoto challenge [YEAH EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE THINKING], the t-pain challenge [ONCE AGAIN. EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE THINKING], the slick rick challenge (strictly story based. no random 16 bars of whatever you feel like saying).

Now that I've typed that out. Some of that sounds really far fetched. But I figure fuck it, let cats feel it out. We can bend or twist the rules to fit needs and things like that. Just putting it out there since people are starting to try and branch out to something more than the Beat Battles.

ALSO the other thing I'm proposing is veryyyyyyyy extended time for this. I understand it takes time to do things. So i'm saying 1 battle or maybe even 2 battles a month. And this will also give people time to participate in the other battles.

dear doot, god of all things heterosexual,
I never meant to post 5 times. I dont wanna be 5 times gay!!! please just forget those couple posts, master, and make me straight agian. I will do whatever it takes, even if it means making blatantly homophobic comments on a completely legitimate and harmless mesage board posts. I will do anything, ANYTHING.... even hold gurdges against decent human beings with self confidence, and then try to kill all of their self esteem by deeming everything they know and love gay. Besides, being an envious douchebag beats being one of those useless, disgusting, manfucking faggots any day...
Oh lord, I hope you will accept this apology as a testament of my heterosexuality, and you will remove my 5 times gayness.