Here's a daily reminder (as if you needed one) to celebrate your Irish heritage in the form of a tear-off desk calendar—everything from a good Irish curse ("May the cat eat you and the Devil eat the cat!") to philosophy from such Sons of Erin as Jack Nicholson: "I'm Irish. I think about death all the time." Saturdays and Sundays refuse to share a page here, boyo—they each get their own.