Screaming...In Agony

Something for Riley Steele fans, but not much good for anyone who doesn't like or doesn't know her, Digital Playground really didn't come through for all of us. A major let down -- from bad -- to worse -- to worser -- to worserer. Will leave you wondering "Oh My God Why Do I Still Have Eyes?"

Published:
January 20, 2010

Pros:

Some hot chicks, hot guys, some okay music.

Cons:

Horrible acting, no follow-through with plot(s), goes straight to sex with no transitions.

Riley Steele: Scream is a Digital Playground Production, directed by Celeste, featuring adult-film stars Riley Steele, Stoya, Madison Ivy, Carmen McCarthy, Kelly Divine and Alexis Texas. The music that plays in the background of the menu sounds somewhat of a mesh between 1960’s beach tunes and James Bond.

Initially what first drew me to this DVD was the cover art. It presents itself very well in theme with the title of the film (Scream). The DVD is broken up into FIVE different short films. Primarily, they try to theme each of the film segments with a random plot, but there is no follow-through in any of them, as shortly after the sex scene begins, the segment fades and transitions into the next act, none of which are related in any way.

Riley Steele and Stoya begin, the two girls watching a horror movie with a man, when a banging is heard on the back door. There is mention of an escaped mental patient while the boyfriend is out for pizza. A plot device, perhaps? Even at this early point, it almost becomes unbearable to watch, as these two beautiful women have zero acting talent. Their roles are not believable in even the slightest way and if sex wasn’t the overall theme of the DVD I think I would have stopped watching it then and there. Some minor conversation ensues, and suddenly, with no warning, the scene shifts and the three-some has begun. There is no transition whatsoever.

Once you get past Stoya’s almost painfully pale body, it’s a decent scene, provided you’re not looking for anything too otherworldly. Our background music doesn’t coincide with our scene, but the lighting is good. We lick, we fuck, we get a shot of Stoya’s seemingly prolapsed asshole, and boom! Orgasms, a cum swap, and finished! But wait! What was the bang on the door? Sadly we never find out, as the scene ends. Just like that.

Sequence two belongs to Madison Ivy and her man. The “plot” here is the couple is away on vacation, and the husband suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he tells her a very spooky story of how the husband “dealt” with the situation, and she appears to be visibly disturbed, as you can well imagine. This is more of a male dominance scene, for which I am grateful, as well as sex with high heels on. Madison pulls this off well, and I think this is my favorite scene in the entire movie. We have some deepthroat action. Our lighting and music go very well with the scene, and make is believable. There’s nothing too jarring about it, and the music is soft enough not to distract you. Once again, the plot never fully comes to fruit. We end here.

The next act is by far the most disturbing. Riley Steele fucks a clown. She plays the role of a babysitter, and the clown is the child’s father, whose wife is away, and the kid is asleep. They fuck. He keeps his makeup and creepy hat on the entire time. This plays on a man's fantasy of wanting to fuck the hot teen babysitter who dresses extremely provocatively, while dressed as a clown. Again, Riley Steele manages to completely destroy any hope of acting, so let’s just skip ahead to the goods. A little bit of deepthroating, and that’s about it. The music is the same as the menu’s background tunes, and doesn’t fit well. Overall, nothing too fantastic here that’s worth mentioning.

Next, Kelly Divine starts us off with her in the bathroom mirror reciting the Bloody Mary chant. Her eyes glow red briefly, and I start to become interested. Is she going to become possessed by the spirit, perhaps? Her lover comes in, and they have sex. Anything new and exciting in this one? We have anal! Then, she licks his cock that is smothered in her ass juice. We have a bit of double penetration, involving both his fingers. He comes on her cunt, and we’ve finished our scene.

Finally, we come upon our ending, a four some including Riley Steele, a man, Alexis Texas and Carmen McCarthy. It’s a slumber party, and the acting is awful. They tell “spooky” stories in their nighties. The music is Hispanic, and completely screws you. Other than the fact that there are three chicks and one guy, and you can count Riley’s ribs, I can’t find anything worth mentioning.

Overall, don’t buy this unless you’re a Riley Steele fan. Maybe that’s where I went wrong, but the only way I could watch this again would be in fast forward, with the words and music all jumbled together to make me laugh. That’s it. EPIC FAIL.

This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
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I agree with Laurel the clown sex scene sounds really distrubing Great review!

01/20/2010

Sundae

Yeah, definitely agree that the clown sex is wayyyy outta my comfort zone, especially on the back of pretty much no plot. Thanks for the good review!

01/20/2010

~LaUr3n~

Entertaining review!

01/21/2010

NuMe

Very nice review, thanks!

01/21/2010

Kayla

Creepy movie. Creepy. Thanks for the review, though.

01/22/2010

Victoria

Best line in the review: "This plays on a man's fantasy of wanting to fuck the hot teen babysitter who dresses extremely provocatively, while dressed as a clown."...

01/29/2010

seaofneptune

The movie sounds bad and worse than bad porn bad. The whole clown thing, creepy! I almost thought about watching it to have something to laugh at until I read the clown thing. Won't be watching this one! Great review!