Caminante NocturnoThe singers shrieking "EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEME" for no reason sums up how bad this show was. This opening also shows that explaining a show's plot and characters in the opening is a very dead tradition.

kthorjensenWait did Duke - wait, I mean LT. STONE - just shoot a laser from his finger? Hideous.

Aelricno cobra commander, no road block, no destro, no duke, no gung ho, no barreness, no lade jaye, no scarlet, no tomax and xamot, no rattler jets, no hiss tanks, no nothing that made gi joe in the slightest.

Hooper_XNo Adventure Team, no flocked hair, no kung-fu grip, no footlockers, no Spy Island, no realistic military equipment, no nothing that made gi joe in the slightest.

doc duodenumI wish original Joes fought Cobra. Too bad no real terrorist organizations have used such an awesome name.

Old_ZirconGiving the "Iron Claw" guy a Saddam Hussein hat earns it a few stars. Subtle.