Click the picture to see Laney Rose spread her pussy open with a device and stuff her panties in it!

Click the picture to see the gallery of Laney Rose stuffing panties inside her tight shaved pussy, and then spreading it open with a weird device!

Okay guys, here’s another one of those panty-stuffing, dreamcatcher spreading, pussy playing galleries from ALSScan! The entire ALSScan website is full of great galleries like this. Petite young women with fully shaved bald pussies stuffing large objects inside of them. ALS stands for “All Ladies Shaved”. Laney Rose is pretty cute, and this ‘nude in a forest’ gallery is pretty hot… I have a feeling I’ll be posting more of her from ALSScan..

Anyways, Father’s Day is coming.

I’m sure you knew that. I knew that. Still, my one email account that is being bombarded with those deal site offers has had more than a couple of messages come in to remind me.

Which is probably good, because I still need to figure out what to get for my father, and then go about getting it.

But someone botched the subject headings on two of these emails – I suspect it was a copy-and-paste gone wrong, in fact, I hope that it was a copy-and-paste gone wrong, or maybe it was someone trying to be funny.

The first message has the heading: Father’s Day deals for the man who gave birth to you. Inside the email, it says: Father’s Day deals for the man who raised you. Plausibly an inattentive copy/paste from the Mother’s Day messages.

The second message has the heading: Father’s Day deals for the man who felt you kick inside him for nine months. Inside, it says: Deals to celebrate the man who carried you around for nine months, and there’s a little picture of a man, a woman, and a young boy, and the man’s belly is distended as one might expect in the third trimester of pregnancy, and the woman and young boy both have their hands on the man’s belly and have big smiles of appreciation. This one really confuses me. It’s got to be a joke, right? There’s no way that someone on this planet could honestly believe that human males are the ones who get the gestation job, is there? I mean, I know there was that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie in which a man carried a pregnancy to term, but it was clearly a far-fetched comedy, right? (I never saw that movie.) So this one’s got to be a joke. If it is, though, I don’t get the humour.

So. Either someone is vastly confused about how human reproduction works, or someone is trying to be funny in a way that I do not understand at all.

Maybe I’ll get it if I watch Junior?Click here to see a thin young girl with Daddy issues stuff panties inside her tight, shaved pussy! From ALSScan.