It seems some people have been leaving fake Yelp reviews for the New Jersey bridal shop where an owner refused to sell a dress to a lesbian bride. Hopefully Yelp won't delete sweet tea vodka's 100%-true account of her experience at the store:

I went in this shop to buy a wedding dress with a 5 million dollar budget. She set my mother on fire and kicked me in the teeth because we were wearing white shoes after labor day. Worst part? They were my WEDDING shoes! What a crazy- stay away from this place.

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