Confessions: I hate the idea of ever going to a strip club. Why would I pay someone to dry hump me? I'll never fall into that trap.

I used to be crazy about the idea of anal sex and used to watch it in porrn all the time but watching it too much has mostly turned me off of it.

Eeew. Anal sex is nasty. Where I work at, there is a gay middle aged man who has to wear a diaper, because his his butt muscles are loose or something like dat, I don't know. I blame it on all the anal he must have had, and if I were a doctor, I would not recommend it.

So should I see that for every single person that's on my floor in the nursing home I have clinicals in? Actually idk how many clinicals I've had for nursing. Majority of them all wore diapers. They must all be porrn stars or had been gay for pay

Y'all don't know me, so I can admit this freely...I HATE BEING AROUND MY BOYFRIEND'S SON.

I thought he would grow on me over time, but I still can only handle him in really small doses. He's a nice kid, but I find him annoying and draining. Sucks cuz he seems to really like me. I even cancel dates and outings so I don't have to deal with him.

Whew...that felt good!

Do you even like kids, or is this one just really annoying? I feel this way around 99.9% of all children.

Me too! I have 3 kids and 99.9% of the time they get on my nerves as well as my cousins kids and kids in general!

The best hairdresser I ever had was Asian. She was ghetto as hell and was named Mercedes.My mom was very skeptical about her doin my hair because she didn't think the "ching chongs" knew anything about black hair, but she was proven very very wrong. Dat lady made my hair absolutely beautiful. It was silky, and it actually blew in the wind, which was amazing to me. Kids at school would always say, "dat girl got indian hurr" or "her hair looks better than the women on da perm boxes", and I'd just be swangin my hair like i was da ish. But then one terrible day, I went to the salon because I had an appointment, and the lady told me Mercedes was gone. I was like "Nooooooooooooo!!!!!", but the lady said it would be ok and dat she would do my hair for now on. So she did my hair, and after a month, I was bald in da back. So I had to go natural my freshman year of highschool

I never found out what happened to her, but I remembered her talkin bout she was afraid of her babydaddy, so maybe that's why she she left. But if she was ever to show her ass around these parts, I would not hesitate to go back to relaxing.

And so what? Just as long as you have it under control you're fine. My cousin is a schizophrenic and she doesn't even realize she has it. It can be extremely difficult dealing with her, but I think if your aware that you have it, and your taking the right meds, your fine

So..."Renee"'s daddy is fine...I mean sexual chocolate, tall, aged distinguishly, wise, but still young at heart FINE. The kinda fine that makes you say, "Damn, that nicca can't be 54 and if he is, so fukcin what."

"Yolanda" tells Renee that her daddy is fine as hell and she wouldn't mind bagging him. Renee makes it clear, no gray area at all, that neither of us better not touch her daddy. She even picks up a damn steak knife and reiterates that her daddy is off limits.

I've been looking Renee in the face for months knowing that Yolanda and her daddy slipped their numbers to each other, and Renee's daddy sampled Yolanda's sugar bowl .

Because of my nature, more than likely, I won't tell.

I feel conflicted because I feel like I should tell because of how strongly Renee felt about it, which means in a sense, Yolanda betrayed her. At the same time, I really don't feel like 34 year old women should be concerned about where their daddy works his tongue game.

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