Geo-Cockblock

Antarctica researchers were outraged today to learn of Netflix’s geoblocking extensions. The sole paleoclimatologist based in the affected region told The Cursor – “It gets very lonely here. My tactic of cute penguins in my Tinder pics proved more effective than cute dogs [in securing a ‘match’]. Now how will I carbon-date?” With “Netflix and…

The sole paleoclimatologist based in the affected region told The Cursor – “It gets very lonely here. My tactic of cute penguins in my Tinder pics proved more effective than cute dogs [in securing a ‘match’]. Now how will I carbon-date?”

With “Netflix and Chill” no longer an option, the South Pole area man will only chill.

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