Funny, this wasn't Jezebel's reaction at all: "This month, as Nevada anointed the country's first-ever legal male prostitute...it became incredibly clear that one thing had to happen immediately: The Post had to have a go at this gigolo." And...?

Described by CBS as "a muscular college dropout," who's done stints in the Marines and porn, "Markus" has become Nevada's first legal male prostitute - or "prostidude," to those who apparently fantasize about paid sex with stoned college sophomores:

The owner of a Nevada brothel says she hopes to house the first legal male prostitutes in the U.S. within the month, thanks to a change in STD-testing regulations. No word yet on how much the services will cost. [AP]