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Monthly Archives: September 2013

His words don’t taste like donuts. They don’t smell like soap. And I wouldn’t brush my teeth with them if I were you. His words don’t hang on walls like photographs or paintings. They are not murals, although I think they paint a picture about life. Whose life – his I guess. Who is he,…

In light of one employee’s recent attempt to lighten the mood around here, Management wishes to remind you that under no circumstances is an employee of ABC, Inc. permitted to: 1. possess an original thought 2. smile 3. cause others to smile Thank you. Now get back to work! Joseph Schmo, Manager ABC, Inc.

Clarifying Shampoo and Concentrated Orange Juice could not be more different. One is always reminding you that she washes hair; the other always looks like he has something on his mind. One day they ended up next to each other in the grocery cart. “Hi, I’m shampoo! HELLOOOO?! I said, I’m shampoo.” “I heard you,”…