Jon Bon Jovi’s sexy Cajun queen is “finer than a French wine” which is apparently not as rare as some French wines. From the rumors we’ve heard about Louisiana ladies, they are all as hot as Tabasco:

Me and Leigh met summer of ’95/In a burgundy dress lookin’ finer than a French wine/A Cajun queen with another side/She was a schoolboy’s dream, I was out of my mind/She was lookin’ fine/She said “You want to drive me home”/But what I didn’t know/I was dancing with the Queen of New Orleans