Morning Woodhead

VS

My Ball Zach Ertz

In a battle between parts of the male anatomy, which team name will get the shaft?Morning WoodheadThe Name:

One of the many available inuendos using the name of San Diego RB Danny Woodhead. Seriously, two reproductive organ references in his last name alone. Danny must have hated life in Middle School only to be a God of whatever Frat this bro surely was a part of. What’s that, he went to Chadron State in Nebraska? Nevermind. Despite never putting in any of the legwork for the Chargers our boy Danny still finds a way to consistently score. Must be nice.

SAT optional

ProsShort & Sweet: Most teams in pro sports consist of two names, the city & the mascot. We’ve been accustomed to hearing names like the Buffalo Bills, the Indianapolis Colts, the F&%king Patriots. So ‘Morning Woodhead’ is no different, and that should be commended.ConsEasy Mode: A team using Danny Woodhead’s name is like trying to score a touchdown in the arcade game NFL Blitz. You have to actually TRY to fail. Literally: (any adjective) + (Woodhead) = above average fantasy football team name. (any verb) + (Woodhead) + (any noun) = above average fantasy football team nameHowever,(any team) + (Woodhead) = below average fantasy football team

How HaHa Clinton Dix as named

Waiver Wonder: As mentioned above, this guy isn’t the greatest. And there has to be some penalty to using a less popular player. Sure, Zach Ertz isn’t a world beater but the man can at least make a fantasy roster.

My Ball Zach ErtzThe NameOne of several Zach Ertz puns we received, ‘My Ball Zach Ertz’ was choosen for a few reasons we will detail below. Simply put: a seamless blend of a players name & sophomoric pun: this is fantasy football done right. Just hope you didn’t actually draft the guy… Pros Full Name: As stated above we received several Zach Ertz puns. This was one of the few to use the ENTIRE player name. Not only was the full name used, but it was used flawlessly. Zach Ertz… Sack Hurts… poetry in motion.

Walt Whitman would be proud

ConsMe Me Me: Let’s not be selfish here. The ‘My’ in ‘My Ball Zach Ertz’ leaves something to be desired. Not saying it’s bad... but there is wasted potential. Imagine if you owned Foster (groin injury) and named the team Foster’s Ball Zach Ertz. Good god, there wouldn’t even be a bracket necessary for that competition.Would say combining your team name with Montee Ball would also yield strong results, but after being a Montee Ball owner last year I never want to hear that name again.But what do we know? Vote below!

Morning wood head is a hilarious play on Danny's name and a kind Goodmorning gesture in the same phrase. My Ball Zack Ertz is clever as well but I've seen it used before. I vote for morning Wood head because of the creativity. Well deserved.