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Took 45 mins to travel up the Woodstock Road - absolute carmageddon. I've lived in India what I witnessed today is easily comparable to the streets of Delhi.

Took 45 mins to travel up the Woodstock Road - absolute carmageddon. I've lived in India what I witnessed today is easily comparable to the streets of Delhi.steviemox

Took 45 mins to travel up the Woodstock Road - absolute carmageddon. I've lived in India what I witnessed today is easily comparable to the streets of Delhi.

Score: 12

HomerSimpsonDoh
6:18pm Tue 8 Jul 14

Get rid of the lights in Abbeyy road and sack the twit who decided to put them there. Even a 2 year old could see this would cause chaos. Typical council doing everything to cause traffic problems.

Get rid of the lights in Abbeyy road and sack the twit who decided to put them there. Even a 2 year old could see this would cause chaos. Typical council doing everything to cause traffic problems.HomerSimpsonDoh

Get rid of the lights in Abbeyy road and sack the twit who decided to put them there. Even a 2 year old could see this would cause chaos. Typical council doing everything to cause traffic problems.

Score: 9

The New Private Eye
6:24pm Tue 8 Jul 14

steviemox wrote…

Took 45 mins to travel up the Woodstock Road - absolute carmageddon. I've lived in India what I witnessed today is easily comparable to the streets of Delhi.

You should have gone up Kingston RD, till St Mags, then the short bit till Polstead Rd then Chalfont, Frenchay, and Bainton. Out onto Woodstock then into Oakthorpe up Stratfield, Middle Way, left onto Squitchey La, and over into Blenheim then out of Wyndham way. It would have saved you 40 minutes

[quote][p][bold]steviemox[/bold] wrote:
Took 45 mins to travel up the Woodstock Road - absolute carmageddon. I've lived in India what I witnessed today is easily comparable to the streets of Delhi.[/p][/quote]You should have gone up Kingston RD, till St Mags, then the short bit till Polstead Rd then Chalfont, Frenchay, and Bainton. Out onto Woodstock then into Oakthorpe up Stratfield, Middle Way, left onto Squitchey La, and over into Blenheim then out of Wyndham way. It would have saved you 40 minutesThe New Private Eye

steviemox wrote…

Took 45 mins to travel up the Woodstock Road - absolute carmageddon. I've lived in India what I witnessed today is easily comparable to the streets of Delhi.

You should have gone up Kingston RD, till St Mags, then the short bit till Polstead Rd then Chalfont, Frenchay, and Bainton. Out onto Woodstock then into Oakthorpe up Stratfield, Middle Way, left onto Squitchey La, and over into Blenheim then out of Wyndham way. It would have saved you 40 minutes

Score: 7

Dilligaf2010
6:58pm Tue 8 Jul 14

Nightmare commute home on city's roads tonight.........
........shouldn't this be the headline every night? It's always a nightmare, tonight just happens to be worse.....

Nightmare commute home on city's roads tonight.........
........shouldn't this be the headline every night? It's always a nightmare, tonight just happens to be worse.....Dilligaf2010

Nightmare commute home on city's roads tonight.........
........shouldn't this be the headline every night? It's always a nightmare, tonight just happens to be worse.....

Score: 9

Madi50n
7:54pm Tue 8 Jul 14

Nightmare commute if you were in a car, van, bus. I was on my cycle today, took me 20 minutes to get from the city centre to Kidlington. Brilliant!

Nightmare commute if you were in a car, van, bus. I was on my cycle today, took me 20 minutes to get from the city centre to Kidlington. Brilliant!Madi50n

Nightmare commute if you were in a car, van, bus. I was on my cycle today, took me 20 minutes to get from the city centre to Kidlington. Brilliant!

Score: 15

sablond oxford
8:54am Wed 9 Jul 14

don't say what caused North Oxford to be a nightmare!

don't say what caused North Oxford to be a nightmare!sablond oxford

don't say what caused North Oxford to be a nightmare!

Score: -5

The New Private Eye
1:24pm Wed 9 Jul 14

Madi50n wrote…

Nightmare commute if you were in a car, van, bus. I was on my cycle today, took me 20 minutes to get from the city centre to Kidlington. Brilliant!

Yes you were a wee bit faster, but I was able to watch Sky News, have a few fags, a drink and a kebab whilst meandering my way home which I am sure was a far more pleasant journey home than yours. Because as you say, you will have had to avoid errant motorists trying to kill you at every junction, the weather, and breathing in all of our exhaust fumes as you puff and pant. Plus it meant that I had an extra hour away from 'er indoors. Can we have this every night please.

[quote][p][bold]Madi50n[/bold] wrote:
Nightmare commute if you were in a car, van, bus. I was on my cycle today, took me 20 minutes to get from the city centre to Kidlington. Brilliant![/p][/quote]Yes you were a wee bit faster, but I was able to watch Sky News, have a few fags, a drink and a kebab whilst meandering my way home which I am sure was a far more pleasant journey home than yours. Because as you say, you will have had to avoid errant motorists trying to kill you at every junction, the weather, and breathing in all of our exhaust fumes as you puff and pant. Plus it meant that I had an extra hour away from 'er indoors. Can we have this every night please.The New Private Eye

Madi50n wrote…

Nightmare commute if you were in a car, van, bus. I was on my cycle today, took me 20 minutes to get from the city centre to Kidlington. Brilliant!

Yes you were a wee bit faster, but I was able to watch Sky News, have a few fags, a drink and a kebab whilst meandering my way home which I am sure was a far more pleasant journey home than yours. Because as you say, you will have had to avoid errant motorists trying to kill you at every junction, the weather, and breathing in all of our exhaust fumes as you puff and pant. Plus it meant that I had an extra hour away from 'er indoors. Can we have this every night please.

Score: -10

Madi50n
7:31pm Wed 9 Jul 14

The New Private Eye wrote…

Madi50n wrote…

Nightmare commute if you were in a car, van, bus. I was on my cycle today, took me 20 minutes to get from the city centre to Kidlington. Brilliant!

Yes you were a wee bit faster, but I was able to watch Sky News, have a few fags, a drink and a kebab whilst meandering my way home which I am sure was a far more pleasant journey home than yours. Because as you say, you will have had to avoid errant motorists trying to kill you at every junction, the weather, and breathing in all of our exhaust fumes as you puff and pant. Plus it meant that I had an extra hour away from 'er indoors. Can we have this every night please.

That is brilliant!

So what you are saying is you were illegally watching TV whilst driving your car, and based on the fact you were smoking and eating a kebab and you think cycling is hard work you're a bit of a porker; and given your lack of desire to get home to your wife, you're in a bit of a loveless marriage. Why is that? Are you so fat she just won't touch you anymore? You've pretty much confirmed everything I thought about you, and that there's no point in discussing anything with you as there are things living under rocks with higher IQs & better reasoning skills.

Enjoy your life, it'll only be a short one based on your lifestyle.

Ta Ta!

[quote][p][bold]The New Private Eye[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]Madi50n[/bold] wrote:
Nightmare commute if you were in a car, van, bus. I was on my cycle today, took me 20 minutes to get from the city centre to Kidlington. Brilliant![/p][/quote]Yes you were a wee bit faster, but I was able to watch Sky News, have a few fags, a drink and a kebab whilst meandering my way home which I am sure was a far more pleasant journey home than yours. Because as you say, you will have had to avoid errant motorists trying to kill you at every junction, the weather, and breathing in all of our exhaust fumes as you puff and pant. Plus it meant that I had an extra hour away from 'er indoors. Can we have this every night please.[/p][/quote]That is brilliant!
So what you are saying is you were illegally watching TV whilst driving your car, and based on the fact you were smoking and eating a kebab and you think cycling is hard work you're a bit of a porker; and given your lack of desire to get home to your wife, you're in a bit of a loveless marriage. Why is that? Are you so fat she just won't touch you anymore? You've pretty much confirmed everything I thought about you, and that there's no point in discussing anything with you as there are things living under rocks with higher IQs & better reasoning skills.
Enjoy your life, it'll only be a short one based on your lifestyle.
Ta Ta!Madi50n

The New Private Eye wrote…

Madi50n wrote…

Nightmare commute if you were in a car, van, bus. I was on my cycle today, took me 20 minutes to get from the city centre to Kidlington. Brilliant!

Yes you were a wee bit faster, but I was able to watch Sky News, have a few fags, a drink and a kebab whilst meandering my way home which I am sure was a far more pleasant journey home than yours. Because as you say, you will have had to avoid errant motorists trying to kill you at every junction, the weather, and breathing in all of our exhaust fumes as you puff and pant. Plus it meant that I had an extra hour away from 'er indoors. Can we have this every night please.

That is brilliant!

So what you are saying is you were illegally watching TV whilst driving your car, and based on the fact you were smoking and eating a kebab and you think cycling is hard work you're a bit of a porker; and given your lack of desire to get home to your wife, you're in a bit of a loveless marriage. Why is that? Are you so fat she just won't touch you anymore? You've pretty much confirmed everything I thought about you, and that there's no point in discussing anything with you as there are things living under rocks with higher IQs & better reasoning skills.

Enjoy your life, it'll only be a short one based on your lifestyle.

Ta Ta!

Score: 9

train passenger
8:30pm Wed 9 Jul 14

The New Private Eye wrote…

Madi50n wrote…

Nightmare commute if you were in a car, van, bus. I was on my cycle today, took me 20 minutes to get from the city centre to Kidlington. Brilliant!

Yes you were a wee bit faster, but I was able to watch Sky News, have a few fags, a drink and a kebab whilst meandering my way home which I am sure was a far more pleasant journey home than yours. Because as you say, you will have had to avoid errant motorists trying to kill you at every junction, the weather, and breathing in all of our exhaust fumes as you puff and pant. Plus it meant that I had an extra hour away from 'er indoors. Can we have this every night please.

Realistically Madi50n extended her/his life by a day by cycling, and healthy life by two days, while you just lost another day or two. Lifestyle my friend, it's all we will be talking about in a few decades. Folks like you have 7 years of pension, limping about in a silly way, while Madi50n will enjoy retirement for a decade or two. In a way I am not bother by your choices, because if you get less pension due to premature death there is more left for me. On the other hand, I dread to think about the costs folks like you add to the NHS.....

[quote][p][bold]The New Private Eye[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]Madi50n[/bold] wrote:
Nightmare commute if you were in a car, van, bus. I was on my cycle today, took me 20 minutes to get from the city centre to Kidlington. Brilliant![/p][/quote]Yes you were a wee bit faster, but I was able to watch Sky News, have a few fags, a drink and a kebab whilst meandering my way home which I am sure was a far more pleasant journey home than yours. Because as you say, you will have had to avoid errant motorists trying to kill you at every junction, the weather, and breathing in all of our exhaust fumes as you puff and pant. Plus it meant that I had an extra hour away from 'er indoors. Can we have this every night please.[/p][/quote]Realistically Madi50n extended her/his life by a day by cycling, and healthy life by two days, while you just lost another day or two. Lifestyle my friend, it's all we will be talking about in a few decades. Folks like you have 7 years of pension, limping about in a silly way, while Madi50n will enjoy retirement for a decade or two. In a way I am not bother by your choices, because if you get less pension due to premature death there is more left for me. On the other hand, I dread to think about the costs folks like you add to the NHS.....train passenger

The New Private Eye wrote…

Madi50n wrote…

Nightmare commute if you were in a car, van, bus. I was on my cycle today, took me 20 minutes to get from the city centre to Kidlington. Brilliant!

Yes you were a wee bit faster, but I was able to watch Sky News, have a few fags, a drink and a kebab whilst meandering my way home which I am sure was a far more pleasant journey home than yours. Because as you say, you will have had to avoid errant motorists trying to kill you at every junction, the weather, and breathing in all of our exhaust fumes as you puff and pant. Plus it meant that I had an extra hour away from 'er indoors. Can we have this every night please.

Realistically Madi50n extended her/his life by a day by cycling, and healthy life by two days, while you just lost another day or two. Lifestyle my friend, it's all we will be talking about in a few decades. Folks like you have 7 years of pension, limping about in a silly way, while Madi50n will enjoy retirement for a decade or two. In a way I am not bother by your choices, because if you get less pension due to premature death there is more left for me. On the other hand, I dread to think about the costs folks like you add to the NHS.....

Score: 5

The New Private Eye
2:17pm Thu 10 Jul 14

train passenger wrote…

The New Private Eye wrote…

Madi50n wrote…

Nightmare commute if you were in a car, van, bus. I was on my cycle today, took me 20 minutes to get from the city centre to Kidlington. Brilliant!

Yes you were a wee bit faster, but I was able to watch Sky News, have a few fags, a drink and a kebab whilst meandering my way home which I am sure was a far more pleasant journey home than yours. Because as you say, you will have had to avoid errant motorists trying to kill you at every junction, the weather, and breathing in all of our exhaust fumes as you puff and pant. Plus it meant that I had an extra hour away from 'er indoors. Can we have this every night please.

Realistically Madi50n extended her/his life by a day by cycling, and healthy life by two days, while you just lost another day or two. Lifestyle my friend, it's all we will be talking about in a few decades. Folks like you have 7 years of pension, limping about in a silly way, while Madi50n will enjoy retirement for a decade or two. In a way I am not bother by your choices, because if you get less pension due to premature death there is more left for me. On the other hand, I dread to think about the costs folks like you add to the NHS.....

Quite a few £billion of your hard earned Tax.

[quote][p][bold]train passenger[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]The New Private Eye[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]Madi50n[/bold] wrote:
Nightmare commute if you were in a car, van, bus. I was on my cycle today, took me 20 minutes to get from the city centre to Kidlington. Brilliant![/p][/quote]Yes you were a wee bit faster, but I was able to watch Sky News, have a few fags, a drink and a kebab whilst meandering my way home which I am sure was a far more pleasant journey home than yours. Because as you say, you will have had to avoid errant motorists trying to kill you at every junction, the weather, and breathing in all of our exhaust fumes as you puff and pant. Plus it meant that I had an extra hour away from 'er indoors. Can we have this every night please.[/p][/quote]Realistically Madi50n extended her/his life by a day by cycling, and healthy life by two days, while you just lost another day or two. Lifestyle my friend, it's all we will be talking about in a few decades. Folks like you have 7 years of pension, limping about in a silly way, while Madi50n will enjoy retirement for a decade or two. In a way I am not bother by your choices, because if you get less pension due to premature death there is more left for me. On the other hand, I dread to think about the costs folks like you add to the NHS.....[/p][/quote]Quite a few £billion of your hard earned Tax.The New Private Eye

train passenger wrote…

The New Private Eye wrote…

Madi50n wrote…

Nightmare commute if you were in a car, van, bus. I was on my cycle today, took me 20 minutes to get from the city centre to Kidlington. Brilliant!

Yes you were a wee bit faster, but I was able to watch Sky News, have a few fags, a drink and a kebab whilst meandering my way home which I am sure was a far more pleasant journey home than yours. Because as you say, you will have had to avoid errant motorists trying to kill you at every junction, the weather, and breathing in all of our exhaust fumes as you puff and pant. Plus it meant that I had an extra hour away from 'er indoors. Can we have this every night please.

Realistically Madi50n extended her/his life by a day by cycling, and healthy life by two days, while you just lost another day or two. Lifestyle my friend, it's all we will be talking about in a few decades. Folks like you have 7 years of pension, limping about in a silly way, while Madi50n will enjoy retirement for a decade or two. In a way I am not bother by your choices, because if you get less pension due to premature death there is more left for me. On the other hand, I dread to think about the costs folks like you add to the NHS.....

Quite a few £billion of your hard earned Tax.

Score: -4

The New Private Eye
2:20pm Thu 10 Jul 14

Madi50n wrote…

The New Private Eye wrote…

Madi50n wrote…

Nightmare commute if you were in a car, van, bus. I was on my cycle today, took me 20 minutes to get from the city centre to Kidlington. Brilliant!

Yes you were a wee bit faster, but I was able to watch Sky News, have a few fags, a drink and a kebab whilst meandering my way home which I am sure was a far more pleasant journey home than yours. Because as you say, you will have had to avoid errant motorists trying to kill you at every junction, the weather, and breathing in all of our exhaust fumes as you puff and pant. Plus it meant that I had an extra hour away from 'er indoors. Can we have this every night please.

That is brilliant!

So what you are saying is you were illegally watching TV whilst driving your car, and based on the fact you were smoking and eating a kebab and you think cycling is hard work you're a bit of a porker; and given your lack of desire to get home to your wife, you're in a bit of a loveless marriage. Why is that? Are you so fat she just won't touch you anymore? You've pretty much confirmed everything I thought about you, and that there's no point in discussing anything with you as there are things living under rocks with higher IQs & better reasoning skills.

Enjoy your life, it'll only be a short one based on your lifestyle.

Ta Ta!

Nope it was to do with painting the bathroom and putting up shelves, that allowed me to put it off for a couple of more days and go down the pub and watch the footy.

[quote][p][bold]Madi50n[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]The New Private Eye[/bold] wrote:
[quote][p][bold]Madi50n[/bold] wrote:
Nightmare commute if you were in a car, van, bus. I was on my cycle today, took me 20 minutes to get from the city centre to Kidlington. Brilliant![/p][/quote]Yes you were a wee bit faster, but I was able to watch Sky News, have a few fags, a drink and a kebab whilst meandering my way home which I am sure was a far more pleasant journey home than yours. Because as you say, you will have had to avoid errant motorists trying to kill you at every junction, the weather, and breathing in all of our exhaust fumes as you puff and pant. Plus it meant that I had an extra hour away from 'er indoors. Can we have this every night please.[/p][/quote]That is brilliant!
So what you are saying is you were illegally watching TV whilst driving your car, and based on the fact you were smoking and eating a kebab and you think cycling is hard work you're a bit of a porker; and given your lack of desire to get home to your wife, you're in a bit of a loveless marriage. Why is that? Are you so fat she just won't touch you anymore? You've pretty much confirmed everything I thought about you, and that there's no point in discussing anything with you as there are things living under rocks with higher IQs & better reasoning skills.
Enjoy your life, it'll only be a short one based on your lifestyle.
Ta Ta![/p][/quote]Nope it was to do with painting the bathroom and putting up shelves, that allowed me to put it off for a couple of more days and go down the pub and watch the footy.The New Private Eye

Madi50n wrote…

The New Private Eye wrote…

Madi50n wrote…

Nightmare commute if you were in a car, van, bus. I was on my cycle today, took me 20 minutes to get from the city centre to Kidlington. Brilliant!

Yes you were a wee bit faster, but I was able to watch Sky News, have a few fags, a drink and a kebab whilst meandering my way home which I am sure was a far more pleasant journey home than yours. Because as you say, you will have had to avoid errant motorists trying to kill you at every junction, the weather, and breathing in all of our exhaust fumes as you puff and pant. Plus it meant that I had an extra hour away from 'er indoors. Can we have this every night please.

That is brilliant!

So what you are saying is you were illegally watching TV whilst driving your car, and based on the fact you were smoking and eating a kebab and you think cycling is hard work you're a bit of a porker; and given your lack of desire to get home to your wife, you're in a bit of a loveless marriage. Why is that? Are you so fat she just won't touch you anymore? You've pretty much confirmed everything I thought about you, and that there's no point in discussing anything with you as there are things living under rocks with higher IQs & better reasoning skills.

Enjoy your life, it'll only be a short one based on your lifestyle.

Ta Ta!

Nope it was to do with painting the bathroom and putting up shelves, that allowed me to put it off for a couple of more days and go down the pub and watch the footy.

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