Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Umbrellas And Prozac

There are things I do not own. Certain items I refuse to possess. Assorted and sundry objects I will never acquire. Seemingly mundane paraphernalia that if I ever deigned to procure would end my life as I know it. I am in no place or position to change my perception of myself now. Why ask for trouble? The addition of mood altering drugs to my daily routine is not on my agenda, therefore I will not be buying an umbrella, not now, not ever, so help me God. I just thought you might like to know. Draw your own conclusions.

2 comments:

The photo came after the post (I guess at least one other person shares my aversion).To be an umbrella girl one must be organized, pro-active, and coordinated. Sadly, I am none of those things. I am more the wet stringy hair, running mascara, ruined sandals sort.