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Pistol Palin

The period following a nap (and/or prolonged stint away from the internet) during which a social networking addict catches up on everything they've 'missed' on Facebook, Twitter, blogs and the like while they were asleep.

Normal Person: Hey call me when you wake up, maybe we can grab a bite.

Social Networking Addict: no can do, I've got a post nap cram session planned for right after I wake up.

The latest trend amongst misguided females in which a video vixen/aspiring "model" performs sexual favors for numerous entertainers (read: rappers and athletes) with the sole intention of later making the aforementioned sexual activity public knowledge in hopes of scoring a tell-all book deal and/or photo spread in King magazine - a feat that was both pioneered and perfected by Karrine "Superhead" Steffans.

Person 1: Have you seen the video of Kat Stacks putting Soulja Boy's coke habit on blast.

A condition many Twitter addicts suffer from when greeted with the fail whale upon attempting to login. Symptoms often include: sudden anger, repetitive mouse-clicking, and excessive screen refreshing with a computer-zombie-esque fervor.

Mom: Stacy, dinner's almost ready.

Stacy: Fuck off Mom!!!

Father to mother: Don't worry babe, it's just the tweet deprivation, once she's able to find out what @justinbieber's #favoritepizzatopping is she'll be fine