Emma Schafer

If I wasnâ€™t a writer, Iâ€™d be dancing at the Moulin Rouge. Theyâ€™d put me in the back, but Iâ€™d be giving it a real crack. I pretend to understand wine lists, but really I might as well just close my eyes and point. I donâ€™t see this as a problem, because Iâ€™m a first-time Mum so really any wine will do.Â I liked my cat until I realised he was more demanding than an actual child.