yeah, i’ve got a hot daughter too. sometimes it sucks but mostly it’s great because if they fail at anything worthwhile, they can always be fashion models, prostitutes or hang out with the Kardashians.

I have a friend who actually played that card. When his daughter’s boyfriend first arrived at the house to pick her up, he pulled the poor boy aside, put on his best smiled and said, “I want you to know that if you do anything to hurt my little girl, and mean anything, I have a shotgun and I’m not afraid of using it.”

Two things make this hilarious to me – first, no guns are allowed in Greece; second, he’s the gentlest soul I can think of. Not sure his future son in law agrees with me, of course…