Episodes

Jerzy talks with author Joe Berkowitz about his book "Away With Words: an Irreverent Tour Through the World of Pun Competitions." They discuss Joe's "Blair Witch" approach to battle rap, his experience competing in (and writing about) pun contests, and why he decided to provoke fights between Jerzy and his brothers in order to move a few extra units.

A long episode- we couldn't parrot down. Ariel Boone talks with Jerzy about pun etiquette, multilingual punning, "Christopher Columbus-ing," and more. We play Oh Pun Sez We on "Fruits and Vegetables (in other languages)" and a bunch of mini-games because we couldn't help it. Also, Ariel almost forgets to show Jerzy a meme.

The Punk Assed brothers return for their latest adventure: an all James Bond themed episode! We come up with new "Bond Girl" names, play a 007 Pun Challenge, Write some Headlines for some classic movie moments, and wrap up with a BroPun SezWe covering all things Bond.

Halloween is over, but the Punk Assed Pun Cast still has some bonus spoooky challenges in the trick-or-treat bag! Jerzy puns on horror movie franchises, and Jordan takes on cities in Transylvania before they lay down a new challenge for Thursdays special THEMED episode...

Happy Halloween Punk Assed listeners - today Jerzy and Jordan get you ready for this horrific holiday with some great ideas for punny Halloween costumes. Ghosts and goblins are the name of the game as the brothers pun back and forth as quick as they can on "Spooks and Scares" The boys get bloodthirsty as they complete their pun challenges on "Serial Killers" and "Halloween Candy" One fateful night in a Hellywood producers office - Jordan and Jerzy pitch some names for hypothetical b-horror...

Jordan and Jerzy lay down a challenge for the next (themed!) episode, and play a quick round of BroPun SezWe on the heavy topic of "Metal." Theme song "Circa '68" by Reserved for Rondee, from the album "Back in Velvet." In-episode music from www.bensound.com

The Punk Assed brothers talk sandwich boards before asking each other some celebrity questions. Challenges this week: "Burgers" and "Breakfast" A Bropun on "Diseases" and finally Today in Puns tackles movie titles and taglines. Thats all you need to know.

The bros get you pumped for the 2016 presidential race with some pun filled campaign slogans. Then they hop into the newsroom and create some front page headlines for hard hitting current events. They also present their head-to-head challenges based off of the topic "Current World Leaders" and then punoff on "Units of Measurement". Finally you get to see just how fun and fluid language can be as the brothers discuss the game of tennis and the tradition of making English words out of French...

A new generation of Punk Assed begins while Jerzy and Jordan set up their fantasy football league and introduce a new game. Jordan explores the pantheon of puns in "Greek Mythology" and Jerzy tastes the terms associated with "Wine Grapes and Regions". Finally we talk shows; specifically talkshows in a new segment "TODAY IN PUNS!"

Jerzy and Jordan discuss (EXPLICIT TAG) pornographic film titles. They bropen up the pun vault on "reptiles and lizards" and "babies". Jordan waxes poetic about "Shakespearean characters" and Jerzy takes a dip in a few of "Minnesota's 10,000 lakes".

The Pun Challenge gets REAL. Jordan and Jerzy each have complaints about the topics the other has been picking. Also, puns on "Fasteners," an amped-up BroPun SezWe on "World Capitals," and a Great Hun in Piss Story.