This fic is just a parody. Say it with me. P-A-R-O-D-Y. I do not write like the author of My Immortal, and i fid ritin lik tis rely hard. And for those who don't speak My Immortal that translates into I find writing like this really hard. God, how does Tara manage (Note: I have a friend called Tara. Two friends, actually. One of them has read practically every novel on the face of the earth, and theother is an amazing writer. And then there is Tara Gibselle.)?

So this is when the golden trio are at their first year at Hogwarts. They will be goffik, don't worry.