From the "Least. Shocking. News. Ever." department comes news that the Cleveland Browns have fired head football coach Pat Shurmur. This of course means that rumors and memes about Alabama HC Nick Saban leaving Tuscaloosa for the Mistake on the Lake most beautiful and serene village on the Cuyahoga River to take the Browns HC job may officially commence.

Just to make raise the stakes a little higher, The Browns also fired general manager Tom Heckert. Could Saban be tempted away from the Crimson Tide with both the Browns' HC and GM jobs? Just a thought.