They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but for this incredible image of Jay Z, Beyonce, and Solange just seconds after their mysterious elevator melee we only have three:

Holy. Fuqin'. Amazeballz.

Solange glare — much like her orangeyougladsheain'tyourinlaw dress — carries the fury of a thousand Suns. HOV wounds are clearly both emotional and physical. Bey, on the other hand, almost seems to be serving up a bittersweet smile!!!

The Crazy in Love singer was probably thinking, _____________________________________.

Wow. Perez is constantly all over this 'power couples' dick and now that one thing happens, which should be PRIVATE, you're going to start dragging their names all in the dirt? You really are a gossipy little bit@h. Is anyone praising JayZ for not even getting in the girls face? No. No be should be putting their hands on each other, regardless of sex, but woman start throwing punches because they think a man won't hit them (Rihanna vs Chris Brown). Can Jay get some credit for keeping his cool and can everyone just leave the Carter's alone?!?! Just leave them alone!!!! (Whiny 'leave Britney alone' voice)

Well-placed sources tell us that Donald Trump Jr. and his wife, Vanessa, have been having marriage troubles for many, many years. In fact, we're told they almost broke up prior to her recent divorce filing because Don Jr. engaged in an extramarital relationship with Aubrey O'Day after she appeared on Celebrity Apprentice in 2012!