Devil Mummy USB Flash Drive

I’ve never seen a Devil Mummy before. I was not even aware that the two could be combined. Aren’t mummies sort of cold and devils sort of hot? I don’t know, but apparently the end result of this genetic experiment gone horribly wrong is something really quite cute in a baby Frankenstein kind of way.

It’s sort of like when two ugly people have a cute baby. Funny how that works. Ugly+ugly=pretty? They cancel each other out? It’s a mystery of science for sure. The proof is that somehow Jon Voight is Angelie Jolie’s father. What the? Available in a variety of likely overpriced GB configurations, but I suppose you’re paying for the cuteness.