We believe…

…in the liberal use of butter, cream, sugar, and eggs. We believe in generous amounts of frosting. We believe that excess is bad, except when it comes to dessert. We believe there are many kinds of chocolate, only a few of which are really, really good. We believe in cheesecakes that weigh 3 pounds. We believe the next bite is even better than the last. We believe that if you are what you eat, you’d better eat something rich. We believe that lots of real butter makes lots of real people real happy. We believe food is life-giving, and great food is great life-giving. We believe you should reward yourself for whatever you just did. We believe in the sweet life.