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The Best Ad Critic In The World™ (™ pending), but I'm done as a reviewer, at least full-time. I'm also a damn good copywriter with 20+ years experience in NYC. Hire me for your in-house creative department, and I will help you make better, more interesting, and more effective ads/branded content. Samples/resume available upon request. Salary request is very reasonable.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

American Apparel goes Real Doll? (nsfw)

(click ad, from Vice magazine) Mannequin technology is pretty advanced these days, but those nipples look pretty authentic. You think Dildo Dov has ever shoved his schwanz into a Real Doll? Maybe he keeps "her" in his NYC fuck pad? Anyway, mild S&M. And of course, tits. Most men don't care if they're real or not. You are now again up to date with AA's advertising.