4. Cable network FX, piggybacking off of its previous blunders like canceling the brilliant Terriers and branching off its own comedy channel, is developing an American Psycho television series. Here’s the premise, which sounds like a Funny or Die sketch:

It will feature serial killer Patrick Bateman, now in his mid-50s but as outrageous and lethal as ever, taking on a protégé in a sadistic social experiment who will become every bit his equal—a next-generation American Psycho.

6. Attention Chicagoans: For the love of God, clear your schedule for October 19th. That’s when the Irish American Heritage Center will host the Internet Cat Video Festival. Proceeds go to the furry prisoners at Chicago Cat Rescue.

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7. This trailer for Escape From Tomorrow, the very unauthorized film shot guerilla-style in Disney’s theme parks. The film will be available in limited release and through video on demand October 11th.

(If you don’t hear from me, assume the Walt Disney Company has abducted me and turned me into an Epcot automaton.)

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8. In keeping with the gun theme, a photo from June 1899 showing an armored quadracycle from Great Britain. Try squeezing this guy out of the bike lane.