A buddy of mine in high school band (clarinet player) was dating a flute player who said she was Wiccan. She brought in her "wand", which I pointed out looked suspiciously like a twig off a Paradise Tree. She told me that any piece of wood could be a wand as long as you "anoint it with Olive Oil". Next band period, I took my buddy's clarinet, put a coupla drops of oil on it & asked her to cast a spell. She was not amused.

A buddy of mine in high school band (clarinet player) was dating a flute player who said she was Wiccan. She brought in her "wand", which I pointed out looked suspiciously like a twig off a Paradise Tree. She told me that any piece of wood could be a wand as long as you "anoint it with Olive Oil". Next band period, I took my buddy's clarinet, put a coupla drops of oil on it & asked her to cast a spell. She was not amused.

I REALLY thought you were going somewhere else with that towards the end...

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I had a cousin who just decide to become wiccan or whatever. The guy has always been a real peace of dirt, not being mean but he was always in trouble and trying to be different. I had already surrendered to the ministry so the family didnt want to tell me for some reason. whatever.
So at our Christmas party that year he shows up in all black and sporting a cape. WOW. I just started laughing cause he looked rediculous. He got mad and tried to fight me, he thought because I was a minister(youth pastor at the time) I would back down and cower from him.

He was wrong. heh heh heh
He didnt wear the cape after that night, my aunt still hardly speaks to me.