Sadly, there was a spinning wheel in the shed that Hermione had been hypnotised into, and was suddenly possessed by a compulsive urge to fling her entire body onto the sword like spike that was protruding from the head of the spinner: Seamus Finnegan. She did so, crushing him, and her body was entirely impaled on his irrationally sharp spike of hair.

That was so funny. Please please please write another chapter soon!

Author's Response: Thank you! I always love it when people quote bits. :D I have started to write several next chapters but I just haven't found that "spark" with any of them that I have with the first two chapters... but watch this space! :D