On Wednesday, the participants finally got the chance to ask their significant others John Aiken’s most burning questions!

‘Heeere’s Johnny!’ Move over, Michael Goonan. John Aiken is the new pot stirrer in chief

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It’s becoming increasingly clear that relationship ‘expert’ John Aiken decided to become a psychologist after watching the Seinfeld episode where George does the opposite of everything he knows to be right and logical, just to see how it feels.

‘This time last year, we had too many strong couples and not enough drama,’ he announced.

‘So for the first time ever, we’re forcing you to watch each other’s “private and confidential” audition tapes.’

‘LOL. That should f**k things up nice and good!’ he later wrote in the MAFS experts’ group chat.

Main event: In the main event, Mishel confronted Steve about his lack of intimacy, spurring the group to chant ‘Pash, pash, pash!’ at them

Steve: ‘Mishel, how does our lack of intimacy make you feel?’

Mishel: ‘Like I’m 28 years too late.’

Everyone else: ‘Come on. you two! Just have a pash, have one right now!’

Mishel’s eyes lit up as she leaned in for a kiss six weeks in the making.

Steve: ‘Look, I’m not ready to do that yet. But honestly, dating an older woman is definitely a direction I’ll go in the future.’

Everyone else:’ IN THE FUTURE? So Mishel’s dumped then?’

Steve: ‘Oh dear, I’ve just s**t my pants.’

Whoops! ‘Look, I’m not ready to do that yet. But honestly, dating an older woman is definitely a direction I’ll go in the future,’ he said. ‘FUTURE?’ Everyone asked. Nice one Steve, you just dumped Mishel!

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