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Is the point of this story that he should have said "make love to?"Hmmm, picture that for a moment.... and I can tell you aren't from farm country. Bulls don't sidle up to a cow, and bat their eyes, and break out a bottle of champagne, and spend an evening of silly flirtations, capped with an early evening kiss on the cheek, in hopes of coming back the next night for a romantic evening of "love making". They just come up behind the cow, jump up on 'em, and start thrusting away.But then again, I suppose you consider a film of Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson going at it all sweaty and graphic to be a romantic flick, all full of "making love" and stuff.;)

After 1yr+ (or is that 1yr++?) of lurking on slashdot, I've finally cast aside my laziness long enough to make an account! This means something. This is important. This means that apparently I've been having too much time on my hands. Anyways, I hope I can contribute interesting non-moronic posts (2 of my first 3 posts have been modded +5... *frets at pressure of having to maintain quality*), as I've really had a great pleasure reading everyone else's fascinating posts for a long time now.