Tonight, we make this special occasion even specialer with a defense of the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World!

We CAN hear your "internal" monologue, FirstNationalBastard. >:-(

Since it's a holiday, we'll change things up tonight with the first-annual TURKEY DAY CHAMPIONSHIP SCRAMBLE!

The rules are simple: whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for EVERY 50th POST will be interim, or unofficial, champion. If there's a miss or botch on the 50th post, FNB will be interim champion until the 100th post, but we WILL keep going until approximately 10pm EST / 9pm CST, when Impact Wrestling ends. Whoever is interim champion by that point will be OFFICIALLY crowned as Global Legendary Television Championship of the World.