This is 17 year-old wonder, Courtney Stodden, going to church with her 51 year-old husband. Her fake boobs are spilling out of her tight, very short dress and she’s wearing silver platform stripper heels. In Courtney’s world this is a totally appropriate outfit to go and worship alongside families and children. At least the pew in front of her will block the view up her skirt. You see that nasty frizzy-haired creature behind her sucking a frappe and making a duck face? That’s her mother, Krista Keller, who is almost single-handedly responsible for both marrying Courtney off to a man older than her own husband, for signing off on Courtney’s obvious surgeries, and for foisting this girl on the public. I reserve most of my ire for this woman.

Here’s a little about Courtney and Doug’s very well photographed outing:

Courtney Stodden ended her holiday weekend Sunday with some quality family time spent at church and the mall.

The aspiring model and actress, 17, was spotted wearing a little black dress and gold platform high heels as she went to a Los Angeles area church with her husband, Doug Hutchison, 51, and mother, Krista Keller.

After the service, the family headed over to do some shopping at The Grove, where it looks like Stodden might have gotten a start on her Christmas purchases — including picking up a little something from Victoria’s Secret.

Of course Courtney’s Twitter account is still filled with cringe inducing tweets that are alternately disgusting and hilarious. She’s in the holiday spirit and is even trying to word-seduce Santy Claws! “Mr Santa Claus? If I let you seductively slide down my stocking & taste every piece of my candy… will I still be on your naughty list?” Forget her 51 year-old husband, this 17 year-old wants to bag a 550 year-old philanthropist legend. Her mom or dad husband is probably writing these tweets, which makes them all the more despicable.

Have you seen “The Soup’s” parody of this girl? It concludes with “I’m going to be as provocative as my juvenile mind and ridiculously adult body can be until me and the sucker I married have a reality show. Then one night he’ll have a heart attack and die and all that money will be mine in time to make it to my Freshman year at college.” I think The Soup was accurate until they added the college part.

Every time I see this girl I think I bet she’s a really nice person but if I saw her walking down the street dressed like this and walking with her husband I would naturally assume she was a high priced escort or stripper with her sugar daddy. That’s just sad.

I was so excited when I saw this! There are so many wondrous aspects, I can hardly list them all. Going to church – that’s probably the best. I’m surprised the churchgoers didn’t try to drive her out with torches and pitchforks.

Next, the dress. Corset tops aren’t anyone’s friends, especially when your fake boobs are larger than the cups. Those boobs are trying to make a break for it, make no mistake.

And finally, the shoes – these really take the cake. I love how they’re too small, and ALL her little piggies are hanging over.

I know I have mentioned this before, but it is worth repeating…This girl is younger than Justin Beiber. Everyone was in a tizzy at the idea of little Justin Bieber having sex was so wrong. Why is it any different with Courtney?

I’ve been thinking about that too, that this girl is the same age as Bieber. And I feel like a bit of a hypocrite, because I rail against people mocking Bieber for looking girly, having a goofy haircut, and acting like a kid — I feel like adults mocking a seventeen year old for the way he looks is unfair and cruel. And yet, I do the same thing to Courtney. I justify it to myself because I feel like Bieber is being mocked for his totally age appropriate appearance and actions, while Courtney is pushing a hyper-sexualized, adult image and lifestyle, ie, her marriage. But really, if it is not okay to mock one seventeen year old kid, it isn’t right to mock the other one.

This whole mess is wrong. How could her mother consent to this? This guy is some kind of pervert sex offender marrying a girl when she’s 16. How young was she when the relationship first started? The mother is disgusting for allowing this, and she is disgusting for letting her daughter look like that and for allowing her to get implants. She completely sold her daughter out for money. If 50 year old man made advances on my teenage daughter he would be facing police charges.

This still reeks of publicity stunt to me. Also, Celebitchy, you forgot to mention Doug is wearing platforms to church too! How high are those things? At least 2-3 inches high.

I agree with some of the above comm enters. I don’t know if Courtney’s boobs are fake, because they seem ultra padded and pushed up at all times. Wonder bras and 4 inch gel padding shoved into a very tight dress can lead to deceiving appearances.

I would be without words if I saw this famewhore walking down the aisle of my church dressed like that. You don’t have to dress like a nun but at least cover up A LITTLE. It’s CHURCH FFS!!!!! She needed some old nun to sneak up behind her and drag her out of there by her bleached out hair.

You all are jelous, like the wives who complained about her FB photos, or about her flashing her boobs during the pumpkin patch!!Dressing like a stripper is the most appropriate outfit to go to church!

Lol Her twitter page sure makes for a good laugh–
“Moving my very heated hands along the sultry surface of my voluptuous structure while tenderly tracing every curve with my fingertip… XOs”
“Lively losing every loose layer of clothing as I leap into a lush pile of lime leaves – Who knew fall liked to bare all? ”
The girl likes her alliterations!!

I like the dress too. If it were a couple of inches longer, and I had the boobs to fill it out, I’d be all over that.

However- I am an adult, and my parents would have locked me in my room until I changed if I tried walking out of the house in THAT at 17! Jeez! Leave something to the imagination!

… now I feel guilty for criticizing a 17 year old. At that age I would have absolutely DIED if people were talking about me like they talk about her. This kid is going to need years of therapy when this all catches up to her.

Do not feel guilty. She/they courted the attention, and now she’s got it. And if she doesn’t want the attention and criticism that goes along with it, then don’t actively seek it with provocative dress, tweets, etc.

Notice the mother is always with them, or rather HIM. I think there is a relationship but it’s a real question of who it may be with. Mom may be doing all the heavy lifting for her widdle girl. It makes me sick that anyone would raise a girl who thinks that’s appropriate to wear to church, even Anton LeVey’s church of Satan would have had a more decent dress code. I’m always surprised when on these outings some men don’t start jamming dollar bills down her fake cleavage. She looks like what she is, which since she’s underage, so incredibly sad. Her old man husband looks like a minder, not a real boyfriend never mind a husband. I think they are actually too odd to sell on TV, I don’t see her dreams of stardom coming true at all, because honestly no matter how slutty she is, she’s not pretty in the face and LA is full of very beautiful women and she’s not one of them.

I was wondering that myself. I doubt the paps were interested in them at all seeing as how the people around weren’t even that interested in . If you look at the pic with her shades looking head o, in the street you can’t see a crowd , you can’t even see the pap/ paps papping away!

It is so depressing to realize that this 17 year old girl thinks she’s attained what she wants: fame (actually, infamy), some money and attention. Her tweets make me laugh out loud, though. How does she get all that alliteration together? As I stupidly slither with my fake freaking chest hangingout- I can’t even do it.