Introducing: The Penis Tie

Can We Tighten That Tie...a Lot?

Someone here is much too manly to wear his heart on his sleeve, so to overcompensate, he wears his penis 'round his neck. From the vulgar neck piece to the tuxedo tee to the bow tie down below, this is one desperate dud. Or one classy stud — if you're hard up and shameless. To see the tie in all its uncensored glory, read more