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That happened to me in grade 7. The asshole behind me blew his trumpet as loud as he could right in my ear. Everything is gargled in that ear and I can only hear loud noises with it. The other ear is ok, but with the gargling of all sounds the right ear hears, it makes hearing really difficult. I usually have to close my right ear with my finger so I can hear the person over the phone properly with my good ear. I'm only 31, so this really sucks.

I've said it in the comments already, but there's a routine that happens here every morning. I KNOW she's going to start the car before she shuts the door and there will be at least one, most likely two other doors open when the vehicle is started.

Except today she's going to use your set of keys and the seat won't automatically adjust. She'll get to driving and realize the seat needs adjusting, then suddenly BAWAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!!! She veers into oncoming traffic barely missing a bus full of nuns. She manages to regain control of the vehicle only to find herself stopped in a construction area behind a dump truck which is dumping it's load of bouncy balls for the new children s park under construction. She slams the car into reverse but the balls have already surrounded her....the vehicle is being buried by bouncy balls. Just when things couldn't get worse, she goes to unlock the doors but hits the windows instead, letting thousands of bouncy balls into the cabin of the vehicle. She struggles to find her cell phone but being the inconsiderate husband you are, you used her cell phone the night before and drained the battery playing candy crush saga. Your wife is now very uncomfortable. Unharmed, but uncomfortable.

Some higher end cars have it. For example BMW keys keep track of vehicle statistics. They can save your seat configuration and read it when you get in the car. They even save some service history and other related information. The service techs at the dealerships have keyreaders that read the key and get info like last service, Vin numer, mileage, etc. It's pretty neat.

I've had it for almost 10 years and it does indeed suck. When I was younger I was retarded and would listen to music really loudly through headphones for hours at a time. One day I noticed a loud ringing in my ears and it hasn't gone away since. Eventually I learned to sort of tune it out, but it often rears its ugly head during the worst times, like when I need to sleep. I always need some sort of background noise. Fans almost help.

My mom tries to convince all of us that she has tinnitus despite her doctor telling her she doesn't. So every once in a while I'll mute all of the telephones in our house except for one and then I'll call it.

She once put Tiger Balm on my upper lip in the middle of the night when we were dating. Said I sounded like I was having a hard time breathing. Naturally I tried rubbing it off. She set my damn face on fire that night.

And...we had a premature discharge. :( She hit the button before she got in. Ended up standing outside the vehicle when it went off. Importing video now, but there probably won't be much to show. My daughter had her phone out recording so my wife thought something was up. She didn't see either GoPro until after my daughter pointed the first one out and she saw the 2nd when I was retrieving it. Had fun, everyone got a laugh out of it. Will see if the video is worth editing together.

You will laugh hysterically. After a bit, she will chuckle a little, then some more, and then she will laugh hysterically right along with you. Then there will be a blinding white light and unbelievable pain when she breaks your nose with her travel mug.

No bang. The lip of the rubber floor mat is keeping the bottom in place. Too much movement and it will get pushed past the floor mat. A bang would result from the can getting crushed. Something that's impossible with the way this is in place.

I tested it several times to make sure it would work properly. If she flops into the seat the weight of the flop will be enough for a short blast then the can will fall to the floor. If she simply gets in and starts the vehicle the horn will sound for a brief moment until the can slips past the lip of the rubber mat.

For a year or so I worked in the same office building as my mother. I happened to have a spare key to her car so I'd occasionally move it 1 or 2 spaces over or set the volume to a random radio station… subtle things to make her crazy.