Bush's legacy, Iraq war on line in US voteReuters - 11-7-06WASHINGTON, Nov 7 (Reuters) - Americans voted on Tuesday in
elections for Congress that could curb the power of George W.
Bush's Republicans, force a change of ...

"President
Bush said today that both Cheney and Rumsfeld will remain with him for the rest
of his second term. You know what that means -- whatever they got on the
President, it must be good." - Jay Leno

"It's
astounding to me that this is the scandal. At the same time this week, George
Bush said that Cheney and Rumsfeld are doing a fantastic job and that he is
'pleased with the progress we're making in Iraq.' I hate to be the bearer of bad
news, but I think we have another president with Alzheimer's disease."
--Bill Maher

"Pastor
Ted Haggard, who has close ties to the Bush administration, has resigned as
president of the National Association of Evangelicals after a gay male hooker
said he had a three-year paid relationship with him...They say he used church
funds to pay for the male prostitute. That's like robbing Paul to pay for
Peter." --Jay Leno

Bush spoke to a
crowd of about 10,000 at the Florida GOP Victory 2006 rally inside the Pensacola
Civic Center, wrapping up his 10-state campaign tour. He was supposed to be
introduced by Attorney General Charlie Crist, who's running for governor. But
Crist didn't show,
opting to visit Lox Around the Clock in Delray Beach.

While the GOP has just been “outed” on its
latest election scam of “robocalling”
voters, Karl Rove and his band of thugs are now resorting to “Plan B”:
ROBOCOPS.

These remote-controlled Robocops, built with
the money the government has taken from Katrina relief, student loan funding
and stem cell research, are the latest in state-of-the-art technologies
developed by the RNC to snatch electoral victories from the jaws of defeat.

Colorado
Springs evangelical pastor Ted Haggard admitted Sunday he has a dark and
repulsive side to his sexual life. He was the White House spiritual advisor. No
wonder President Bush wants all of the advice he receives to remain
confidential. - Argus Hamilton, comedian

It's been a
tough year for former CNN anchor Daryn Kagan. First, she broke up with
conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh. Then CNN-without even telling her
why-didn't renew her contract after 12 years.
Is she down? Nope

Vice
President Dick Cheney told reporters Sunday that he will spend Election Day on a
hunting trip up in South Dakota. This makes perfect sense. Somehow you knew that
come Election Day, the Bush administration would be at the Little Big Horn.-
Argus Hamilton, comedian

The Mars
Candy bar company is putting out a line of chocolates to be sold as health food.
Only Americans would consider chocolate candy bars health food. I think they
will be right next to the Jagermeister protein drink. - Jay Leno

Android
Repliee Q2 (L) faces graduate student Motoko Noma at an exhibition during Core
Technology Symposium in Tokyo October 31, 2006. Repliee Q2, with 42 actuators to
generate human-like behavior, has been developed by the Department of Adaptive
Machine Systems Graduate School of Engineering of Osaka University.
Photo/Kiyoshi Ota