How about this? For the first in memory, they had snow in Baghdad this morning. So it's official: Hell literally HAS frozen over.

And did you hear this? The phone company cut off an FBI wiretap because the FBI didn't pay its bill on time. But it was sort of a misunderstanding. See, they're government people and they thought, well, it's OK to just operate at a deficit.

And in sports, sprinter Marion Jones got six months in jail for lying about steroid use. I guess she used a lot of them, too. When the judge asked if she understood the sentence, she nodded both of her heads.

And finally, a new report says three-quarters of the $4.5 billion set aside to help rebuild New Orleans after Katrina still hasn't been spent. Which sounds like a lot, but you gotta understand, the government has phone bills to pay and such.