(x)Push doors marked PULL and pull doors marked PUSH.
(x)Believe a bogeyman hides under your bed.
(x) Automatically turn around when somebody calls 'Hey, Stupid!'?.
(x) Think that being able to stuff your mouth full of marshmallows is a sign of
superior intelligence?.
(x) Trip over something at least once a day..
(x)Sometimes I dial my own phone number by mistake.
() Within the last 6 months, I mailed a letter without a stamp..
(x) Right now, my socks don't match..
(x) I talk to my pet..
() I can't program my VCR or my clock radio.
(x) I have clothes in my closet that haven't fit me in over a year..
()Believe in Santa Claus.
(x) Believe McDonald’s healthy food ads.
(x) Climbed into a washing machine just for the heck of it.
() I am a nuclear physicist.
(x) My favorite part of the newspaper is the comics.
(x) I do not know whose picture is on a $10 bill. (no looking, now).
(x)In the last year, I have brushed my teeth with my finger..
(x) I never noticed the key on my computer keyboard that says "SysRq"
(x) Licked a pole.
16/20 XD

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