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The Bible code predicted Obama’s sensational win of the presidency which made history. People doubted but it came to pass.But in the same Bible code is a chilling prediction of how the Obama presidency will end and who the next president will be (somebody who is very well known to Kenyans.)The Bible Code newsletter brings you for the first time amazing predictions from the Bible code and elsewhere. Read about the Haiti earthquake foretold centuries ago and also a graphic description of the next president of Kenya.

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