Battle Mug

aftermarket scope for added silliness

Perfect for the man who already has tactical pens, a tactical double barrel shotgun and a tactical bayonet for his pistol.

From the page where I found this:

they machine the sucker out of a solid block of 6061 T6 billet aluminum, add three military-spec 1913 scope rails on its sides, and stick a carry handle from an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle on one of those rails - they leave the other two open, so users can add their own night-vision scopes, laser sights, or other gear needed for really heavy-duty drinking. Finally, they slap on a US$189 price tag - that's without the handle, which costs an additional $33.95.

Only $120 is keeping you from tactically restraining your beverage of choice! Don't take your coffee into battle with low-quality cups that can't even take small arms fire!