When we look back on this decade, say, twenty years down the road, two questions will probably jump out at us: One, how did it take us so long to come up with a taco that had been blasted with Dorito dust; and two, how THE HELL did it take us so long to come up with a porn parody of Parks & Recreation titled Porks & Recreation? I mean, both ideas have been right in front of our faces for so long. We should really be ashamed.
But, for now, let’s focus on the present, and the fact that said Parks & Rec porn parody has finally been produced, thanks to the hard work of an adult film company named “Wood Rocket.” As you might imagine, the existence of this film raises a number of very important questions, which I have helpfully listed below the film’s SFW trailer. Enjoy.

Why is the Tom Haverford character played by a busty woman?
Why does the Ron Swanson character say “literally” in the trailer like Chris Traeger?
Speaking of Chris, where are he, Ann Perkins, April, Andy, Donna, and Jerry?
At the beginning of this trailer, on the title card, it says “Porks & Recreation: An XXX Parody: Part 1.” Does this mean there will be sequels?
Do you think the director started making this movie and was like, “There’s no way I can tell this story in a single film”?