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What to Watch on IFC: October 17 – 23

It’s mid-October and Halloween is right around the corner. It’s time to hunker down on the couch (or love seat, we’re not picky) and watch some horror films before the onslaught of trick-or-treaters starts ringing the doorbell every two minutes.

Here’s what to watch this week on IFC:

Monday

Ever hear the tale of the Wendigo? It’s a Native American myth that says a man who tastes the flesh of another steals that man’s strength, spirit and essence. His hunger, however, will become an unstoppable craving. Intrigued? Start the week off right with a good fright when Antonia Kidd’s “Ravenous” airs at 9:15 p.m. ET.

Tuesday

After back-to-back episodes everyone’s favorite family drama (did you see the season finale?) Malcolm in the Middle, it’s a brand new episode of Onion News Network. This week ONN in introducing a new piece of technology: An updated touchscreen that Tucker Hope can control with his mind. Tune in at 10 p.m. ET to see the darkest corner of Tucker’s mind.

Wednesday

Indie Screams kicks into high gear when “Penny Dreadful” airs at 7 p.m. ET and 12:30 a.m. ET. In the film, a woman (Rachel Miner) haunted by the childhood car crash that claimed the life of her mother and father finds her worst nightmares coming true when she and her therapist (Mimi Rogers) travel back to the scene of the accident in this tale of terror.

Thursday

Grab your coconuts, bring out your dead, avoid the Knights Who Say “Ni!” and dodge the carnivorous bunny, because the Knights of the Round Table are heading out in “Monty Python and The Holy Grail” airs today at 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. ET.

Pro Tip: Stay away from the ground. To prove this point, we’re showing “The Descent” and “Unearthed” back-to-back beginning at 9 p.m. ET. Those two movies will help you get over a fear of flying really really quickly.

Sunday

Wake up early to watch “Game of Death,” Bruce Lee’s final movie at 8 a.m. ET. The star died before this film was completed, so the producers were forced to pad out the running time with outtakes and alternate shots. They also lifted chunks of footage from “Enter the Dragon” and “Return of the Dragon.” The finished product finally hit the screens in 1978, five years after Lee’s death. The film’s finale pits Lee against such formidable opposition as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Chuck Norris.

Whips, Chains and Hand Sanitizer

Jenny Jaffe has a lot going on: She’s writing for Disney’s upcoming Big Hero 6: The Series, developing comedy projects with pals at Devastator Press, and she’s straddling the line between S&M and OCD as the creator and star of the sexyish new series Neurotica, which has just made its debut on IFC’s Comedy Crib. Jenny gave us some extremely intimate insight into what makes Neurotica (safely) sizzle…

IFC: How would you describe Neurotica to a fancy network executive you met in an elevator?

Jenny: Neurotica is about a plucky Dominatrix with OCD trying to save her small-town dungeon.

IFC: How would you describe Neurotica to a drunk friend of a friend you met in a bar?

Jenny: Neurotica is about a plucky Dominatrix with OCD trying to save her small-town dungeon. You’re great. We should get coffee sometime. I’m not just saying that. I know other people just say that sometimes but I really feel like we’re going to be friends, you know? Here, what’s your number, I’ll call you so you can have my number!

IFC: What’s your comedy origin story?

Jenny: Since I was a kid I’ve dealt with severe OCD and anxiety. Comedy has always been one of the ways I’ve dealt with that. I honestly just want to help make people feel happy for a few minutes at a time.

IFC: What was the genesis of Neurotica?

Jenny: I’m pretty sure it was a title-first situation. I was coming up with ideas to pitch to a production company a million years ago (this isn’t hyperbole; I am VERY old) and just wrote down “Neurotica”; then it just sort of appeared fully formed. “Neurotica? Oh it’s an over-the-top romantic comedy about a Dominatrix with OCD, of course.” And that just happened to hit the buttons of everything I’m fascinated by.

Jenny: You can use any of their locations but you’ll always forget you have a membership and in a year you’ll be like “jeez why won’t they let me just cancel?”

IFC: Mouths are gross! Why is that?

Jenny: If you had never seen a mouth before and I was like “it’s a wet flesh cave with sharp parts that lives in your face”, it would sound like Cronenberg-ian body horror. All body parts are horrifying. I’m kind of rooting for the singularity, I’d feel way better if I was just a consciousness in a cloud.

Thoughts like those are normal. After all, we tend to remember lasting psychological trauma more vividly than fleeting joy. But if you dig deep, you’ll rediscover that the ’90s gave us so much to fondly revisit. Consider the four pillars of true ’90s culture.

Boy Bands

We all pretended to hate them, but watch us come alive at a karaoke bar when “I Want It That Way” comes on. Arguably more influential than Brit Pop and Grunge put together, because hello – Justin Timberlake. He’s a legitimate cultural gem.

Man-Child Movies

Adam Sandler is just behind The Simpsons in terms of his influence on humor. Somehow his man-child schtick didn’t get old until the aughts, and his success in that arena ushered in a wave of other man-child movies from fellow ’90s comedians. RIP Chris Farley (and WTF Rob Schneider).

Teen Angst

In horror, dramas, comedies, and everything in between: Troubled teens! Getting into trouble! Who couldn’t relate to their First World problems, plaid flannels, and lose grasp of the internet?

Mainstream Nihilism

From the Coen Bros to Fincher to Tarantino, filmmakers on the verge of explosive popularity seemed interested in one thing: mind f*cking their audiences by putting characters in situations (and plot lines) beyond anyone’s control.

Feeling better about that walk down memory lane? Good. Enjoy the revival.

DVDs are the new Vinyl

In this crazy digital age, sometimes all we really want is to reach out and touch something. Maybe that’s why so many of us are still gung-ho about owning stuff on DVD. It’s tangible. It’s real. It’s tech from a bygone era that still feels relevant, yet also kitschy and retro. It’s basically vinyl for people born after 1990.

Inevitably we all have that friend whose love of the disc is so absolutely repellent that he makes the technology less appealing. “The resolution, man. The colors. You can’t get latitude like that on a download.” Go to hell, Tim.

Yes, Tim sucks, and you don’t want to be like Tim, but maybe he’s onto something and DVD is still the future. Here are some benefits that go beyond touch.

It’s Decor and Decorum

With DVDs and a handsome bookshelf you can show off your great taste in film and television without showing off your search history. Good for first dates, dinner parties, family reunions, etc.

Forget Public Wifi

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Internet service goes down. It happens all the time. It could happen right now. Then what? Without a DVD on hand you’ll be forced to make eye contact with your friends and family. Or worse – conversation.