"He also leaves the kitchen garbage can in the middle of the kitchen floor. I thought it was there just from the mess of me moving in or something. So I moved it to the end of the counter. And he moved it back to the middle of the kitchen floor. Twice."

About six months ago I decided to grow out the bangs I have had on-and-off for 12 years. This seemed simple enough. Bangs are supposed to be the fastest growing part of your hair, and since I was going to lop off about 10 inches of hard-earned length, I figured my goal of an all-one-length long bob à la this girl on Pinterest was mere weeks away.

But now it's two months until my brother's no-bangs-updo-please wedding and I am stuck in the above dumpy, middle-of-the-face length. Seriously stuck. My hair dresser told me at my rate I have about six to eight months before I'm at my Pinterest goal. Bring on the supplements.