The world is a shapefile, centered on SpainSecret projections, morph you into their planeAnd what do I get, for my pain?Greenland's distortion, and Russia split in twain

Even though I know--a sphere can't be foldNeed it all for show, like a globe

Despite my round shape I am still stuck on a flat pageDespite my round shape I am still stuck on a flat pageThen someone will say what is lost can never be savedDespite my round shape I am still stuck on a flat page

Now NAD83, nothing like azimuthalCould you reshape it, to Winkle-Tripel?And what do you want? I want Plate CaréeIs that what you plotWhen you feel the same?

Even though I know--a sphere can't be foldNeed it all for show, like a globe

Despite my round shape I am still stuck on a flat pageDespite my round shape I am still stuck on a flat pageThen someone will say what is lost can never be savedDespite my round shape I am still stuck on a flat page

Despite my round shape I am still stuck on a flat pageDespite my round shape I am still stuck on a flat pageThen someone will say what is lost can never be savedDespite my round shape I am still stuck on a flat page

And I still believe Q-G-I-S will saveAnd I still believe Q-G-I-S will saveAnd I still believe GeoJson will saveAnd I still believe GeoJson will saveAnd I still believe TopoJson will saveAnd I still believe TopoJson will saveAnd I still believe E-P-S-G will saveAnd I still believe E-P-S-G will saveAnd I still believe Q-G-I-S will save (pngs...)