The "What if?" Game

Here's a game I played as a kid and recently started playing it again for kicks. This game is simply called the "What If?" game. What I'll do is ask you an outlandish question always starting off as "What if?", and you will give me a solution that will best fit the situation. The answers usually comes out funnier than the question, but the main thing is to tell me how you would deal with the situation.

But the fun doesn't stop there, the best responses will be on a scoreboard.

Rules:

-When I ask a "What If?" question, I will look over the answers you guys posted, and then I'll choose what I think is the best response. By "best response", I am looking for witty, funny and unique responses.

-Each "What If?" response is worth one point.

Let's play!

What if you were trapped in an elevator with Octomom and her 8 babies?

I would look around in disbelief, wondering what god I had pissed off that he deemed this to be my personal hell. Then I would consistently bang my head against the wall trying to bang out morse code while I hoped for an early death.