John Hamm Sport’s a Nice One

John Hamm Sport’s a Nice One

Jon Hamm’s penis went on a shopping trip to Barney’s in New York last Friday, accompanied by Jon Hamm and his lovely girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt.

The penis, though tired from running through everyone’s minds all day, seemed chipper, even eager to be seen, gamely posing for photos with Jon Hamm’s chinos, muscular thighs, and even a few shy tourists who do not know it is considered déclassé to pester Jon Hamm’s penis for photos when it is trying to have low-key Friday.