Vidyalankar Institute of Technology was started in the year 1999 after having secured permission from the AICTE and Mumbai University . It caters to students who have passed the standard XII and desire to get into the Engineering Profession.
It is an 'A' grade Engineering College in Mumbai. It offers Bachelor of Engineering (BE) in ETRX, CMPN, INFT, EXTC, BIOM & Master of Engineering (ME) in CMPN & MMS.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Have Some More Laugh...

1]Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?"

For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered what was running through her mind.

At last she spoke up. "You know, Grandpa," she said, "God is doing a lot better job lately."

2] There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. He made up a sign and posted it in the field.

The next day, the kids show up and they saw the sign which read: "Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."

The kids run off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer`s sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons are missing, but the sign next to his read: