So, I was poking around in the source code...

new Thing("god",[".orteil"],"Orteil");//I'm a fucking god
and then...new Thing("orteil thoughts",[],["OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE TURN BACK IMMEDIATELY","WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU","WHAT THE HELL GO AWAY","WHAT ARE YOU DOING OH GOD","WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE","I DO WHAT I WANT OKAY","NO I DON'T CARE GO AWAY","WHAT DID I EVEN DO TO YOU","OH NO WHY THIS","OKAY JUST <a href=\"http://orteil.deviantart.com\">GO THERE ALREADY</a>","<a href=\"http://twitter.com/orteil42\">WHATEVER</a>"]);