While scouring the internet, someone had the great fortune of stumbling upon a blooper reel featuring TV’s beloved puppet alien ALF spouting off some phrases that definitely never made it to network TV. Apparently the video comes from a VHS tape that a YouTube user bought on eBay about ten years ago. It sounds like this is some pretty rare footage, and if you’ve always wanted to hear ALF swear, repeatedly say some racial slurs and pretend to do drugs, then this will be the best thing you watch all day. Perhaps the funniest thing in this video is how actor and puppeteer Paul Fusco makes ALF still seems like a real character even in candid bloopers. The video is a little long winded, but here are some of my favorite highlights:

1:20 — ALF pretends to snort cocaine after remarking about some crumbs in his lap
3:20 – ALF screws up a line and then says “goddamn hoodoo,” and I have no idea what that means.
4:38 — ALF spouts off the N-word a bunch of times
5:00 – ALF calls one of the crew members and asshole
5:40 – ALF asks his female co-star to lay on top of him and straddle him