Aaron to his Brain: Do we have to write a fucking poem everyday?His Brain: Just shut the fuck up.Aaron: You know we were late to work yesterday because of your bullshit?Brain: Don't make me hurt us!Aaron (under his breath): Fucking asshole.Brain: What did you say?!Aaron: Nothing, nothing.Brain: That's what I thought.

If I had a magic wand That could teleport people to places I’d start with the politicians And the White House Administration.

I’d send all those fools who advocate war To Iraq and Afghanistan Where they themselves could hunt their foes And fight them hand to hand.

I’d teleport the Wall Street bankers To the forests of the Congo So they could practice basic economics And abide by the law of the jungle.

I’d send the IMF and World Bank On a worldwide reparations tour To give back the billions of dollars That they’ve stolen from the poor.

Of those crooks who are still alive That organized Iran-Contra I’d send to see their victim’s families Down in Nicaragua.

Now, I know it’s not right To play God with a wand But even Bilbo Baggins Had his share of fun. So, I’d send President Bush To Abu Ghraib And President Obama To Guantanamo Bay

I’d send those sheriffs and policemen Whom desire more prisons To spend some nights with the inmates In the cells of San Quentin.

And all human traffickers (Except for those who are gay) I’d send down to the Castro To be tied-up as slaves.

I’d send each first-world man Who’d kill a dolphin or whale To the Japanese fish markets To be auctioned for sale