Pie Face: The Game

You know, I’m often surprised by how human civilization survived to the present day. Typically these musings are related to matters like “Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze ’em,” much like in the classic Calvin and Hobbes strip.

Now, this dorm room philosophy is a long way of saying that I’m pretty sure that whatever happens to humanity, we’ll somehow endure. We lived through the Plague! We put a man on the moon! We even got through a period in the 1960s where a game called “Pie Face” was marketed to children. How does one play Pie Face? Well, think a variation on Russian Roulette, but with shaving cream and a catapult. So people of Earth, things may look kind of bad right now, but never fear! If we can survive Pie Face, we can get through anything no matter how stupid.