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The legend Tommy Chong submitted himself to the Reddit Roast Me section, and the results are hilarious enough to get you high on life. Maybe. That or you'll get tired of what seems to be a strong presence of old man jokes. We hope he enjoyed this roasting as much as the rest of the internet did!

This is NOT the room you are looking for, guys. Apparently they found no marijuana, and only CBD, which was legal in Missouri. I mean, come on. What is this. This is colder than shutting down a kid's lemonade stand.

You'd think after a few years of her mom having an "eye disease", she's catch on after like, at least year 10. Apparently it just never clicked? What can we say, parents lie to their kids all the time, sometimes not even for a good reason. Here are times parents lied to their kids just for a goof.

Getting your conservative mom absolutely zonked out of her gourd on jazz cabbage sounds like the makings of a downright epic fail. And it was, for a while. Then the game changed. For some weed-themed twitter fails, check these out.

Sometimes you get lost in that disorienting dank haze of the good green stuff. Your mind and your body find themselves at odds, and the most simple of tasks, become...monumentally strenuous. It's almost like you get to watch yourself struggle around on dumbed down auto pilot. These Twitter users shared their "highest" moments, and the results are amazing.

If you ever eat edibles with your parents, you better be ready to have them put on a show of ridiculousness themselves. In this video, we get to catch a glimpse of what I imagine is one hilarious family dynamic. You can see his Mom get worried or naturally caring, at one point too.

What Corpus Christi cops first mistook as a massive marijuana field, later turns out to be a boatload of "horse mint" plants. They apparently hauled away 300-400 medium-sized plants believed to be marijuana. Those hard-earned tax dollars going to work to remove literal weeds from a field!

Last month, employees at a cannabis dispensary in Canada were forced to fight off would-be robbers who assaulted them with bear spray. This employee grabbed the first thing he could find, which ended up being a formidable bong. It looks like he was ready to smoke those intruders before they ran off. None of the employees were seriously injured.

The notoriously outspoken T-Mobile CEO seized the moment and poked fun at Verizon for releasing their earnings reports on the most acclaimed and toasted and stoned of days: "This is the same company that's made questionable decisions one after the other for the past four years and now finds itself losing customers to T-Mobile on a regular basis," a company spokesperson wrote. "There's really only one explanation… Verizon has been #VerHIGHzon this whole time."

The company then proceeded to repeatedly post a couple memes (see below) in an almost obsessively compulsive fashion; both were posted several times with different text: