I was thinking, wouldn’t it be funny if Mulroy and Murtogg weren’t present when Salazar had Barbossa and the rest of his crew tied upside down, and instead they were below deck arguing or debating with each other about random shit -as they usualy do. Then, later, Salazar goes below and deck and is like totally confused as to why he hell they’re still on his ship 😛

Jack: *Drunk* Where am I?! Who are you?! —————Carina: -I’m just so sick of people calling me a witch! I mean, we have an ACTUAL Witch in the story, you would think people would notice the difference, but oooh nooo! ———–Henry: No! Of coarse I’m not in love with Carina! I told this to Jack and I’m telling you: my priority is saving my father, not worrying about girl- *gets distracted by Carina walking past*———–Barbossa: I be wantin’ me treasure, and no dead man is gonna take it from me! I would rather be cursed a thousand times than lose me treasure! I would rather die than lose me treasure! I would rather-

Shansa: -Milk cows?

Barbossa: -FOR THE LAST TIME, SHANSA, I AM NOT RETIRING TO THE COUNTRY-SIDE!

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Scarfield: The British Empire will rule the-

*Dies*

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Uncle Jack: La-di-da, all the jokes, and now I’m gone!

*Disappears in puff of smoke*

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Salazar: When the Monarch chases a pirate ship into the Devil’s Triangle no one makes an issue, but when I do it, EVERYONE LOSES THEIR SHIT AND CALLS ME FOOLISH!!

Was just thinking, imagine if – after the part where the Queen Anne’s Revenge encounters the Silent Mary – in every one of Salazar’s scenes, Salazar just quietly laughed and repeated “Cordial intent” to himself, until it got to the point where he was just so amused by the fact that a pirate offered to be cordial with him, that he just ends up in absolute hysterics over it. Also, every time he sees Barbossa, he just loses it, and therefore he can’t tell him the tale of how he got cursed, so Lesaro ends up having to tell it XD