Monday Funnies: It's Monday, I'm at work and I'd rather be reading Twilight. FML

Posted by themoonisdown on May 4th, 2009

(We’re gonna play a little game… every time I tell you you’re going to hit the button in this link when I tell you to and then proceed… NOW don’t hit it YET until I say so… alright aaaaand GO…)

Dear LTT-er’s-

It’s once again Monday (hit it!), and the debauchery of the weekend is now a distant memory (except that hickey) (hit it!) and instead of being curled up in bed reading Twilight or out with your friends wildin’ out or getting your drunk on in the Friday Night Crunk thread at the forum, we’re at work (hit it!). So in lieu of crying into your spreadsheets or that 3rd cup of coffee, let’s take a trip around the internet and laugh our faces off together.

Now you KNOW Twilight is getting big when entries on two of my favorite sites: F*ck My Life and Texts From Last Night start popping up and mention the saga. For the uninitiated, F My Life (FML) is a daily dose of short anecdotes based on a simple recipe: in a few sentences, users can tell everyone the shitty moment which ruined their day. These short stories must begin with “Today” and end with “FML”. When my friend sent me this one I KNEW I had to share…

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(Hit the button!)

Now my newest favorite website is Textsfromlastnight.com and I just happened to catch a few today that you have to see. TFLN is a site where people submit texts messages they’ve received or sent after a particularly awesome or terrible night!

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(Hit it!)

Who hasn’t sat around wondering things like this on occasion? Why didn’t the Cullens use their powers for good like killing Bin Laden (hit it!), or to help save the polar bears from extinction (hit it!), or heck, how come the Cullens couldn’t stop Sparks from never being produced again (hit it!)?! On these occasions I may or may not have been drunk.

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(hit it!)

Capt Crunch donuts AND Jasper Hale? COME ON! Where and how do I get both of these delivered to my office right now? Oh wait… one’s a fictional character (hit it!).

Now I dare you to get through a day without wanting to use the button after your boss tells you you need to come in early tomorrow or finding out you’re up for a yearly review but because of the economy, all raises have been suspended (hit it!)

Now back to work kids! (hit it!)
Themoonisdown

PS While you’re in the forum today don’t forget to check out the video topic where the lovely Jena is going to be bringing us the very best in moving images! I saw a sneak peek of todays and I highly suggest you keep the button handy!

Who hasn’t sat around wondering things like this on occasion? Why didn’t the Cullens use their powers for good like killing Bin Laden (hit it!), or help save the polar bears from extinction (hit it!), or heck, how come the Cullens couldn’t stop Sparks from never being produced again (hit it!)?!

LOL =O) I think that Emmett could somehow have contributed to the nearly extinction of the polar bear… no idea about the other ones though

(great post as always, girl. “She was talking about a fictional character”… classic!!)

Dang! I wish I could experience all the goodness of this post– but my work is blocking the two sites. It lists the following:
sexually explict
adult
language
as reasons it is being blocked. Srsly?? Any site worth looking at has all these qualities– DUH.

(hit it!)

themoonisdown

perfect use of HIT IT!

and yes those sites are super rad. do that when you get home!

LaPush Baby

Bahahahahaha!!

So glad to start off Monday laughing. I love that FML site, because you can always read about someone else’s crappier-than-you day……I can’t wait to read some TFLN!

You know I’ll will “hit it” like it’s Monday all day. (uh, that’s what she said). Is there anyway to put that button on your sidebar? ’cause that would be awesome.

themoonisdown

i need that button in my REAL LIFE… walking down the sidewalk a bird craps on you HIT IT!

at a restaurant they bring out your no cheese burger with LOTS of cheese HIT IT!

YES!! I KNEW you were beyond awesome! LOL! I love that site! That and ‘the best of craigs list”

vickyb

@Moon this was awesome. The Fail button is way better and funnier than the stupid Easy button and strangely enough more useful in my life…FML!

Happy Monday!

myria101

I saw the FML one a month or two ago and I cracked up like no other!! I love that you added it to the Monday Funnies. And whoever said the thing about Jasper…I wanna be your bff (even though you should have said Jackson or Jacksper…whichevs).

M

lilcrazycow

I will definitely be using that button… And, that’s a very good question about Hitler… Just those things that make you go, “hhhmmm?”

1. Loved the post, Moon! Also loved your above comment about intercom’ing (just created that verb) co-workers only to hit the button.

2. Sara – That text totally makes me think of a couple of exchanges I’ve had with friends. For example, one I had the day after I discovered (and got hooked on) Twilight, sometime last November, went something like this:

Me: so, I was at hastings last night and, because I was curious, grabbed a copy of Twilight
Me: well. HUUUGE MISTAKE
Dude Friend: hahahahahahaha PLEASE tell me you love it, because that would be so f*cking brutal
Me: oh, dude, I ended up reading the first 100 pages in the store before being snapped out of my trance, then I bought it
Dude Friend: OMG I LOVE YOU. you are my favorite person ever and I’m buying you a Twilight shirt from work
Me: YES YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO IT
Dude Friend: I WAS KIDDING! DAMN IT ALL! I’M GOING TO END YOU

I have no idea how I would get through another dreary Monday without you guys – and that button. The “Price is Right” “wha-wha-wha-whaaaa…” sound is fantastic! I need that on my desktop. Or maybe I can hook it to my phone system somehow and when I am dealing with demanding, crabby clients I can hit it and then just disconnect them… (They will understand.)

Is it almost Friday??? No? Can I drink vodka and Red Bull cocktails on a Monday afternoon???

themoonisdown

sneak it in a coffee mug no one will know.

till they find you passed out under your desk. at least thats what happened to me. HIT IT!