Hot Dog Sluts Now Here to Encourage Procrastination, Bemusement

Some 23 hours ago, the Internet witnessed the birth of another meme that has absolutely no function besides that of making slightly prurient, food-oriented workday procrastination that much easier. It is called Hot Dog Sluts, and it is comprised entirely of photos of celebrities, politicians, and random wiener aficionados swallowing hot dogs. George Clooney, J.Lo, Vince Vaughn, Governor David Paterson, and that kielbasa lady from The Howard Stern Show are all immortalized. So is Betty White, repeatedly. We can't really say that it provides us with enlightenment or a better understanding of the world, but we can say that, having seen it, we're now trying to locate some lye to apply to our eyeballs.