Sunday, May 24, 2009

Nicole is Better and Chelsea is CRAZY.

Nicole is Better just spent three nights with me....and we made a video. Cause, we're awesome like that.

Some highlights in bullet points:

Mr5280, My Love, Nicole is Better and Chelsea Talks Smack meet for "Happy-Hour"....nine hours later My Love is picking the three of us up from a strip club. Called Shotgun Willies. Obviously, that's the classy one.

Waitress wants to take Nicole and I home, instead I divert her love by telling her about my vintage dress with weird dolls on it.

Nicole and Chelsea are assumed sisters, or twins multiple times.

Inordinate amounts of iced tea consumption and talks of "life plans" followed by eating cheese in excess.

But I fear it might have to go in another appendix. Or maybe a footnote somewhere.

Or just a cited source in the bibliography...

It's even more creepy because I just watched some film where there was a girl dressed up as Alice in Wonderland... and she got naked and then made out with another girl. And I can only guess at what you and Nicole got up to off-camera.