Cagey be? Nah, joke is on Vlad

TWO Russian goons just happen to be in Salisbury when Russian double-agent Sergei Skripal and his daughter Yulia get poisoned with Russian nerve agent Novichok (only made in Russia) – and everybody immediately jumps to conclusions!

Alexander Petrov and Ruslan Boshirov, identified by MI5 as hitmen from Russia’s GRU secret service – the Novichok found in their London hotel room was a bit of a giveaway – claim to be innocent tourists who just wanted to visit “the wonderful town of Salisbury”.

Russian suspects in Skripal Novichok poisoning say they went to Salisbury as tourists