Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Surprise! Jeb Bush is as big a moron as his brother

Just how utterly and hopelessly ignorant and out of touch is the current crop of Republican candidates for President? How large is the
universe? When does the bottomless cup of coffee end? What is the largest
number we know times itself?

Today, let’s look at Jeb Bush, former governor of Florida
and George’s little brother. Here’s a guy who has probably had presidential
aspirations since he was in diapers, and now his time has come. Some months
ago, as he started to get serious about this running for President thing, he
brought together a team of advisors, and around that same time announced to the
world that he was not going to run in the shadow of his big brother, but would
be his own man. Of course, what made that statement such a joke was that his
team of advisors was full of familiar names from his brother’s failed administration.

But let’s bring things up to the present. During a recent
interview on FOX News, Megyn Kelly asked Jeb a very straightforward question:
Knowing what we know today, would you still Invade Iraq? Little brother gave
her an answer, but it was an answer to a different question. Instead of
addressing the “what we know now” part, his answer was to a “what we knew
before the Iraq invasion” question. In recent days Jeb has tried to clarify
what he meant to say, but has botched it so badly that even the mainstream
press is wondering what the hell his position on Iraq is.

Here’s where the serious stupid comes in. Among all the
advisors Bush has brought on board his campaign, was there not one among them
who said: “Jeb, listen man, somebody at some point is going to ask you about
Iraq. We need to have a response ready for that inevitability”? For God’s sake,
didn’t anybody on his team think about that? Based on his bumbling, stumbling
media responses, apparently not. That he AND HIS ADVISERS failed to prepare for
such an obvious question is unfathomable.

If we vote this moronic brother of a moron into office, we
deserve what we get.