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12060Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by pinxitBradley Wiggins Snubbed By the Establishmenthttp://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/108826/bradley-wiggins-snubbed-by-the-establishment
With calls already for a knighthood after his exploits in the Tour de France, a shadow has been cast over sports superstar Bradley Wiggins after he was told to 'get on your bike' by members of London's elite Pickwick Club.
Fresh from his victory a...Tue, 24 Jul 2012 16:44:02 GMTSport HeadlinesFinal squad named for 2012 London Paralyticshttp://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/107002/final-squad-named-for-2012-london-paralytics
With less than 60 days to go to the world's greatest sporting event, The London 2012 Paralytic Games, there were few surprises as Great Britain's final team was announced today.
The squad was named at the official unveiling of their new training...Fri, 25 May 2012 12:11:26 GMTSport HeadlinesMan Sets Fire to Hedge 'So Fire Brigade Would Hose his Lawn'http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/106342/man-sets-fire-to-hedge-so-fire-brigade-would-hose-his-lawn
A Dorking resident was so frustrated he couldn't water his lawn under the current hosepipe ban that he deliberately set fire to a neighbour's hedge, in the hope that the emergency services - by extinguishing it - would simultaneously water his grass.Tue, 24 Apr 2012 12:51:42 GMTUK HeadlinesTourette Man to be Voice of London's Tube during Olympicshttp://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/105828/tourette-man-to-be-voice-of-londons-tube-during-olympics
London Underground have chosen a Tourette's syndrome sufferer to voice all their station and train announcements throughout the two weeks of this year's Summer Olympics.
In conjunction with the London Organising Committee of the Olympic Games (LOC...Fri, 06 Apr 2012 10:38:03 GMTUK HeadlinesDorking pensioner traps testicles during showerhttp://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/95903/dorking-pensioner-traps-testicles-during-shower
A pensioner had to be taken to hospital after they caught their testicles in a shower seat last week.
Dorking fire crews were called out to the pensioner's house in Dorking on April 6th to help cut them free after getting their private parts trapp...Fri, 06 Apr 2012 09:33:36 GMTUK HeadlinesDiamond Jubilee Street Party to take place on M25http://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/105212/diamond-jubilee-street-party-to-take-place-on-m25
Surviving inhabitants of a Hertfordshire village bulldozed to make way for London's orbital motorway in 1973 have been given the green light to hold a reunion Diamond Jubilee street party - on the M25.
The tiny hamlet of Botting was demolished and...Thu, 15 Mar 2012 07:18:23 GMTUK HeadlinesMissing Dorking Man Found Up Own Arsehttp://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/100229/missing-dorking-man-found-up-own-arse
A local man who was reported missing four days ago has been located, "safe and unsound", after an astonishing tip-off to his whereabouts from a 'remote-viewer' thousands of miles away in the USA, say Dorking police.
Paul Twist, of 23 Abercorn Stre...Wed, 21 Sep 2011 14:06:47 GMTUK HeadlinesSchumacher's 200-Mile Wrong Way F1 Drive at Monza GPhttp://www.thespoof.com/news/sport/99975/schumachers-200-mile-wrong-way-f1-drive-at-monza-gp
The actions of a father of two who drove 200 miles the wrong way along a Monza race-track while five times over the drunk-with-power limit has been 'ignored' by race stewards.
Michael Schumacher, 42, of Gland, Switzerland, performed a U-turn and d...Mon, 12 Sep 2011 11:32:25 GMTSport HeadlinesOutrage as Cocks*cking is Banned in Dorkinghttp://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/99882/outrage-as-cocks-cking-is-banned-in-dorking
In a controversial move that is sure to arouse fierce opposition, Dorking Council have passed a motion to ban a millennia-old folk tradition amongst the inhabitants of the genteel Surrey town.
"We'll take this outrageous decision to the European C...Wed, 07 Sep 2011 11:38:11 GMTUK HeadlinesKey to Mystery Blonde's Identity 'Could Be Me' says James Blunthttp://www.thespoof.com/news/uk/98110/key-to-mystery-blondes-identity-could-be-me-says-james-blunt
As speculation runs rife and Britain's tabloid press outbid each other in offering huge rewards as to the identity of the mysterious 'Mystery Blonde' - who has been spotted at several English locations in the last day - singer and rhyming slang star...Sat, 09 Jul 2011 16:27:17 GMTUK Headlines