Unsolved Mysteries: Mesh insert leggings

Oh, excellent, just what we've always wanted: leggings that cover the outside of our legs, while exposing the inner thighs and crotch by means of a sheer mesh insert!

Or rather, just what we haven't always wanted. Well, have YOU? Can you imagine a scenario in which these would suddenly become acceptable wear – especially if they were worn as shown above, which we hope to God they never would be.

If you DO think these are the very things you've been looking for, they're $200 from here. No, we didn't type an extra zero into that figure by mistake…