The Hell Hole of Terrians is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by THE ANIMAL with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.136 billion vermins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient vermin economy, worth an astonishing 10,579 trillion golden fists a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 457,285 golden fists, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,756,070 per year while the poor average 34,125, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, THE ANIMAL claims to be the epitome of family values, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terrians's national animal is the Fist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is OBEY OR DIE.