About Dutchie2010 : Since no one's FML's get posted i'll just post mine up here....
Today, I went with my family to Cyprus. Not only did it take my suitcase 30 minutes to appear on the belt, once it was on the belt it fell off into the middle section. FML

Today, I was happy that I could finally sleep in after the tiring last days of school. Too bad my mobile company thought 6o'clock in the morning was the opportune time to tell me about MMS's. FML

these are some of my friends'...i thought they were pretty funny :P
Today, while my bio class was giving presentations I was texting my mom. When the group that was up finished and everyone clapped I was also meaning to clap. Instead I waved. FML
Today was my first day being a waiter at a restaurant. My first table was of 16 people who all ordered water. When I came to serve the water the tray tipped and all the water fell on one guy. I proceeded to ask the only thing I could think of, "would you like some more water sir?" FML