Similar to above, but the whole "tightness" "looseness" thing being associated with promiscuity and crap like that.

I am, in fact, perhaps my tightest after orgasming. It has further incentivised my boo to lick my pussy until I cum before penetrating me once. I love it, because I'll be even more sensitive and FEEL tighter too, which of course makes everything else feel bigger and even more filling than it was already. And even when he gets me off before sex, he still prefers me to cum during or just before he does during penetration anyway, so there's no trade off. And really, who doesn't like more orgasms?

Additionally, I also have the most sexual experience out of everyone he's been with, and he had often said things about my tightness during sex and when I inquired about whether it was a me thing or a general thing, he said "no, I really didn't know they could even be that tight." in a good way. neways.

I once heard that masturbation could make a girl pregnant. My brain exploded four seconds later. There's also the myths about going blind or gaining brain damage from it, myths that came from this guy. I posted about him once before - read this for maximum hilarity.

And now that I've become better educated on the subject, just about any "common knowledge" regarding the hymen qualifies as a crazy myth to me. Coming from that is the idea that, if you don't have sex for seven years, you become a "born-again virgin." I kind of wish anymore that we could just eliminate the concept of "virginity" from existence so that people stop obsessing over it.

You also can't get pregnant if you do it in the shower, bath, or pool, doncha know? Or if you stand up and spread your legs immediately after sex. Seriously, who needs condoms?

Yeah, or if you go pee after sex, or do it in a hot tub. Or if the guy wears tidy whiteys instead of boxers. And don't forget about the virgin that got pregnant by having oral sex, because she swallowed.

Yeah, or if you go pee after sex, or do it in a hot tub. Or if the guy wears tidy whiteys instead of boxers. And don't forget about the virgin that got pregnant by having oral sex, because she swallowed.

Oh, here's one: what about the girls who get pregnant from toilet seats? Or insist that it must be supernatural, because of course they've never had sex.

There's a great joke I heard once: a woman and her daughter go to the doctor's to find out why the girl's been feeling sick, and the doctor finds out the girl's pregnant. The girl says, "Honestly, momma, I haven't ever had sex in my life!" So the mother demands to know how else the girl could have gotten pregnant, since her daughter never lies.

"Hold on, let me check," says the doctor, and he goes to look out the window. When they ask him what he's doing, he replies, "Well, the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east. I'm checking to see if it's happened again. Doesn't look like it."

Oh, here's one: what about the girls who get pregnant from toilet seats? Or insist that it must be supernatural, because of course they've never had sex.

There's a great joke I heard once: a woman and her daughter go to the
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Oh, here's one: what about the girls who get pregnant from toilet seats? Or insist that it must be supernatural, because of course they've never had sex.

There's a great joke I heard once: a woman and her daughter go to the doctor's to find out why the girl's been feeling sick, and the doctor finds out the girl's pregnant. The girl says, "Honestly, momma, I haven't ever had sex in my life!" So the mother demands to know how else the girl could have gotten pregnant, since her daughter never lies.

"Hold on, let me check," says the doctor, and he goes to look out the window. When they ask him what he's doing, he replies, "Well, the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east. I'm checking to see if it's happened again. Doesn't look like it."

Oh, here's one: what about the girls who get pregnant from toilet seats? Or insist that it must be supernatural, because of course they've never had sex.

There's a great joke I heard once: a woman and her daughter go to the
...

Oh, here's one: what about the girls who get pregnant from toilet seats? Or insist that it must be supernatural, because of course they've never had sex.

There's a great joke I heard once: a woman and her daughter go to the doctor's to find out why the girl's been feeling sick, and the doctor finds out the girl's pregnant. The girl says, "Honestly, momma, I haven't ever had sex in my life!" So the mother demands to know how else the girl could have gotten pregnant, since her daughter never lies.

"Hold on, let me check," says the doctor, and he goes to look out the window. When they ask him what he's doing, he replies, "Well, the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east. I'm checking to see if it's happened again. Doesn't look like it."

In the church I grew up in, they taught us that masturbation would make you unable to satisfy your future partner, because you'd be "too used to your hand" or whatever. -_-

Apparently couples can't communicate during lovemaking, coordinate their efforts, or find ways to make things more interesting and fulfilling. Sometimes I wonder if the people who say things like that have some moral objection to talking while having sex.

I remember in highschool a girl pulled a Glee and said she got pregnant by her boyfriend from fingering her. This was, of course, years before Glee. Later we found out she'd been with like half the school

My sister who is 12 has a friend who insisted that she got pregnant from kissing. My sister told the girl that that wasn't possible but the other girl insisted that she was right. The girl of course wasn't pregnant, she just said it for attention.