Pete Doherty still doing the drugs thing

I don’t even know how this is news anymore, but The Sun got video of Pete Doherty injecting himself with cocaine in a Thai hostel after joining three girls in their room. The video was taken just two days after his and Kate Moss’ Buddhist blessing on New Year’s Day. He was invited back to the room after being recognized by an Australian fan. She asked if rumors he had married Kate were true and he replied: “No, I love her but I wouldn’t marry her if she was the last woman on Earth. She’s too paranoid.” Then after going back to the room he injected himself with cocaine three times between 1:30am and 4am. Eventually the girls got nervous and tried to get him out of there, but Pete couldn’t remember where his villa was.

“When we got him downstairs, he asked the man on reception where he could score some heroin. Then he went up to every taxi driver asking if they could score him some drugs. I sent Kate a text reading, ‘Dropped Peter off at the Bob Marley cafe. He’s a bit out of sorts’. That’s the last we saw of him.” The next day, Doherty had a bust-up with a cab driver and furious Kate ordered him home to England. The Sun told yesterday how the pair are attending a London clinic together to battle the singer’s addictions.

How is Pete Doherty even still alive? At first I wrote him off as a joke, but now he’s a miracle of science. The amount of drugs he’s taken should theoretically kill a whale. You could probably inject him with lava and he’d just laugh it off as he drank a cup of paint.

I like how the trailer says “For help to avoid the horror you’ve just seen…” I seemed to have missed the horror. Did someone lose a limb, or did I witness a decapitation? Was someone’s blood everywhere? I wouldn’t call one particular instance of shooting up “a horror”. It’s sad, but not a horror. Pete’s accumulated history of drug abuse … THAT’S a horror. Brandy’s driving skills … THAT’S a horror. Paris’ vagina … THAT’S a Whore-roar!

You can’t really tell who this guy is from this footage, except that he’s a white guy.
We are left to assume that this is Pete.
Whoever this is, he shoots up without needing to tie off his arm to bring up a vein. He must be an expert.

I’ve always wondered how such videos get made? Like someone just randomly set up a running camera on the countertop and he just randomly happened to decide to sit in front of it and start injecting himself? Whenever I randomly leave a camera on a table and press record, I never end up getting footage like this.

btw, assuming this guy is supposed to be some sort of celebrity, how did he end up hanging out some random hotel room with two ugly looking girls?! And how was this “fan” able to send a text message to Kate Moss? People just happen to know Kate’s phone number and figure that while on a trip in Thailand if they need to contact her they can just drop her a quick text message.

And how much more interesting would it be if this “Australian Fan” who sent Kate a text message turned out to be Brandy, mere moments before smashing in to another car and killing the drive! That would make both those stories a lot more interesting.

this video is GODDAMN boring. i’m completely dissapointed because i know what he’s capable of having seen video footage of him before where not only is it complete debauchery at its finest, but the girls are pretty and not wearing the long ‘mom at disneyland’ khaki shorts with
j.crew flip flops.
bitches set him up and sold it to the sun. lame.
it’s obvious the magazine made up the whole story about kate being on the phone and the texts cause his words are completely inaudible.

GOAT. I just said that because anything seemed more interesting than Pete getting high. A lot of things are more interesting and pleasurable to talk about. Like the dust under my tub. Maybe if Pete got undressed and shot up with a horse and then fucked the horse, maybe then it would be interesting? Oh, and it has to feature Paris somehow, maybe eating dung? And then everybody dies, because Brandy runs them over. And then Nicole Richie comes in and dies of starvation in a corner. That might be news worth reporting..? “Pete and Paris get killed by Brandy while fucking horse – Nicole Richie also dead.”

Pete D actually is sort of amazing. Big fat Elvis, big fat John Belushi, big fat Sam Kinison are all dead now because of drugs (I know Kinison died in a car wreck, but I’m pretty sure drugs/alcohol were also involved), but who’s still standing? Skanky, skinny-ass Pete Doherty. He must have the constitution of a freaking bull.