Not since the BeeGees have white pants been worn so tight and shown so much, with so little benefit to humankind. Shovel-faced Badger, or whatever we call JF, challenges Mr Worldwide, aka Pitbull, to a beer pong match. As the two men stand up, the sight gag that we're meant to laugh at is this: JF wears tight white pants, rolled up. With matching shoes.

Mr WW, aka Pitbull, accepts the challenge but initially, at least, can't seem to land a World Cup soccer ball in a giant vat of beer-like fluid. A wardrobe change is subsequently required but not for the reasons you might think. The crowd of average middle Americans and Simpson costume characters wait patiently for five minutes for this change of clothes, which mercifully is not part of this video. PB reappears wearing white pants identical to those of his host and challenger, Shovel Face.

Fast forward: easy shots are missed, both beer pongers are found to be inadequate after all, despite having their gonads on display and a crowd to cheer them on.

Moral: whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you will not stay alive long in beer pong wearing white pants. Or something like that

I watched it on TV. Only cuz George Lopez was first guest and then I wanted to give PB a chance. ARGH. I THOUGHT I SHOULD WANTED TO CHECK FOR THE BULDGE, but, in fact, I really was afraid I'd accidentally see something. SAD THING IS, I didn't!

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