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The Morning News – 2004 Holiday Survival Guide for Slackers

The Morning News – 2004 Holiday Survival Guide for Slackers: “So let’s sum up: Christ, our lord and savior, up and got himself nailed to a cross to expurgate the sins of all mankind, whereas you haven’t been able to summon the wherewithal to visit your local Circuit City and buy a $5 gift card for your mother. If we were comparing you and the Messiah in terms of selflessness, I’d say you were coming in a distant second.
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