You should take the time to learn it, and not just guess how it's pronounced. Call us "mami." There's nothing sexy about having the man you could potentially sleep with call you mom.3. When you date a Latina, you date her entire family. It's like what Maury says: "You are NOT the father," so stop asking her call you dad.7. Oh, it's cute that you think you have a shot in hell at winning. In Latino culture, turning down someone's food is the same as spitting in their face. If you messed up and we get mad, take responsibility.10....