Pearl Button Riverboat – a Kraken goes Cruising

Ordinarily I just scare the passengers and terrorize the crew of these riverboats. But this one is special – it’s the only currently operating side-wheel paddle boat on the entire Mississippi River. So I decided to take a cruise…before I get back to scaring riverboat crews into taking up farming.

“Yeah, I’d like to report a possible Kraken incident on the Mississippi River…”