Parl Kilkington: True Bathroom Story is a comic book story created by Campbel1. It re-tells the story told by Karl in Podcast Series 1, Episode 11 about a childhood relationship between himself and a girl. The comic consists of 38 pictures on 19 slides.

Summary

After a question was sent into the show (from Kevin) asking if Karl has been in any fights or brawls, Karl remembers one fight from his childhood that was over a girl at school.

At the age of 7, Karl was going out with a girl who had taken a shine to him. According to Karl, she was quite good looking and everybody liked her.

At a school disco, Karl saw his girlfriend with a group of others playing spin the bottle. When Karl wandered over to find out what was going on, he accidently stood on her dress and put a hole in it.

She started crying, but Karl showed no sympathy. Karl, thinking "I can't be doing with this" tells her its over.

As he went to the toilet, his friend (who fancied her) followed him in and tells him "you're out of order".

They got into a fight in the toilets. There was "a bit of wrestling and shoving about" and Karl accidently chips his friend's tooth on a sink.

Later Karl went into a school assembly, where a police man was doing a presentation saying "Listen kids, don't get into trouble because we're out there and we'll get ya."

His friend came in. Questions were asked, but "the coppers didn't get involved."