Art Basel for locals: 400 level insider’s guide

How in the world can one expect to decipher all the info touting Art Basel 2015? Art Basel Miami Beach at the Convention Center is the reason for all of this, and the center of this entire universe. All other events, aside from the sun and surf, are satellites. Here’s how to decipher what revolves around the sun.

Two weeks ago, we printed the basics. Here are the buried bones.
1. Identify your motivation. There is too much to see.

8. You can’t see it all. Art Basel at the Convention Center is overwhelming. There is no escape or best time, because school groups swoop in on Thursday and Friday, while locals and tourists mob the place Saturday and Sunday. Best bet? Late Thursday afternoon.

Shinjiro Okamoto Wooden Clog Memorial Service.

9. Transport: Good (insert expletive) luck. Welcome to the new LA while you sit in traffic in the complimentary shuttle.