I don't remember ever being offered one of these tasty sounding treats!

Me neither.

NEW RULE: If you're sitting around the Yellow Lot all morning relaxing and inventing new fangled exotic potables, you are obliated to bring at least one of them over for me to sample. It's not easy come up with a new lively, interesting, relevant and inspiring speech every 30 mintues off the top of my head. Having my brain cell synapses properly lubricated greatly improves the process.

IF YOU WANT TO BE A SUPER BOWL CHAMPION, YOU HAVE TO SHARE YOUR LIQUOR LIKE A SUPER BOWL CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!