Thursday, July 05, 2007

The good news is that Al Gore III, while speeding at more than 100 miles per hour in the possession of marijuana, Xanax, Valium, Vicodin and Adderall, was responsibly doing so while driving a Toyota Prius.

So, at least his carbon footprint was smaller than had he been speeding in, say, his father's private jet.

Gore III now lives in Los Angeles and is an associate publisher of GOOD, a magazine about philanthropy aimed at young people.

One can only assume that the medications in his possession were to be distributed, free of charge, to those with serious needs, man.