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WE DIDN'T LOSE AGAIN!!!! TWO STRAIGHT WEEKS WITHOUT A LOSS!!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! DANNY IS BACK! JACKSON IS BEAST MODE! BRADFORD IS A TOP 10 QB!!!!

AHHHHH IT WAS A TIE IN A GAME WE SHOULD HAVE WON!!! OUR COACHING STAFF IS TEH SLOW!

WE ARE SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL! OUST SCHOTTY! JETS FANS WERE RIGHT, WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED HIM! MARK SANCHEZ OUTPLAYED BRADFORD, WE ARE DDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes folks, never ride a roller coaster during Thanksgiving. Take a moment to digest your turkey. Or...your crow. Whichever you plan on eating this year.

Moments after the victory in St. Louis....

Ryan: Yes, it was a great game, I'm glad we could come out victorious. Sanchez is our man!

Ryan: Yeah I can't blame you, I would too if I was running my second NFL team into the ground. Need some coaching help?

Crennel: No...no...I have some bad news. Someone was MURDERED!

Ryan: Who?

Crennel: .....THE TWINKIE!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan: *gasp* WHAT?!

Crennel: THERE ARE NO MORE TWINKIES!

Ryan: You mean to tell me they are all gone? All of them wiped out?

Crennel: Yes....they're all gone...

Ryan: We need to find out who did this and bring them down.

Crennel: Vince Wilfork just called me up and gave me more bad news...ALL HOSTESS PRODUCTS ARE GONE!

Ryan: .....ASSEMBLE THE TEAM! WE ARE GOING TO FIND THESE MONSTERS!

And with that, Rex Ryan summoned the most notorious mystery solving squad on the planet....

The Blob Squad

Charles Barkley: Hey...Ramsfan...why you goin' and makin' fun of them obese NFL people again? Ain't you got better material than that? Come up with somethun' original. This here is trrrrbbbbllleeee. BTW, quit makin' me say that phrase too, Frank Caliendo called he wants his ancient joke back.

RF28: You know Charles, that wasn't my intention, but given the idea I had flowing in my head and the short amount of time I had to come up with this GDT before leaving Boston to go do some awesome chef stuff, I just had to run with it. Sorry Charles.

Ryan: Yes, yes, we will get to the chickens, but first we must find this murderer. Do we have our culprits?

Wilfork: Yes, we have Michelle Obama, Jamie Oliver, Jillian Moore, and Little Debbie on an assassination theory. General Nutter Butter was able to track down all 4 near Los Angeles, We should travel there and confront these suspects.

Mangino: TO THE MYSTERY MACHINE!

Crennel: Okay, let's go guys.

1 hour later

*grumble*

Reid: Ummm....guys....wanna make a pit stop?

Mangino: Okay, sure, let's get some fast food that way we don't fall behind.

Weiss: OOOOO!!! APPLEBEES!

Crennel: APPLEBEES!

2 hours later

Crennel: Okay, only 750 miles away guys.

Mangino: DO WANT!

5 hours later

Weiss: 700 miles away....LOOK! A FARM!

Mangino: HEY! Isn't that one of the culprits?

Weiss: Sure does.

Crennel: LOOK! A zinger wrapper...

Reid: MURDERER!

Wilfork: What should we do as punishment?

Reid: Deep fry it!

Wilfork: Yes! In pancake batter!

Reid: No! Beer batter!

Weiss: TEMPURA!

1 hour later

Weiss: BEER BATTER!

2 hours later

Mangino: Oh man...that was delicious!

MOOOOOOO!!!!

Weiss: ...oh baby...it must be my birthday.

4 hours later

Crennel: Oh man...that should tide us over for a couple hours. We're running out of time, the murder is still on the loose!

Weiss: We're almost there guys!

Finally, the gang makes it to LA

Crennel: AHA! Caught him red handed!

Strahan: How did you find out?

Crennel: Well, after deep frying various tasty suspects, we kinda narrowed it down...by walking in on you putting a "CLOSED" sign on the Hostess factory.

Strahan: Look, business has just been bad for the company, they had to shut their doors.

Weiss: HA! We've kept that place running for years! Unless you...messed up the wiring on our accounts?

Strahan: Look, here's the deal...Vince is the only one out of all of you that can let his weight do the talking. Romeo, Andy, Rex, all of you have losing records with talented teams! How is that even possible!

Reid: Ummm....

Strahan: Andy, what did you do during crunch time against your opponent this week?

Strahan: This is a prime example of why you guys need to change your ways! What do you think the NFL 60 is all about? We need to get this program going so that way we can shutdown obesity! So, what will it be guys?

*whispering*

*fuse lit*

Strahan: What are you guys doing?

*CHOCK*

Weiss: Nice throw Andy! Right between the teeth!

Reid: Still got it!

Strahan: AHHH!!!

Crennel: HAH! Hey Strahan! You got something in your teeth!

Reid: Yeah! A STICK OF DYNAMITE!

Wilfork: Andy, you got something in your teeth too.

Reid: Yeah, a stick of BUTTER. Let's roll guys.

Weiss: Yes, there's a hill, we can't run, so let's literally roll down this hill to escape!

2 days later

Reporter: With Hostess officially shut down, millions mourn the loss of the once great franchise. Let's remember some of these great snacks:

I'd say the only who does is Steven, 6 ypc and the only bright a spot...there really should even be a poll unless all the answers are SJax lol. By the way, awesome thread as always Ramsfan28._________________

I still find it quite amusing that no longer than a week ago everyone here was on top of the world because we tied a top 5 team in their house. A game we should;d have won on multiple occasions if it werent for mental mistakes.

Now a bad game from everyone, where we didnt have anything go right, and we are the worst team in the league, nothing works, Sam is terrible and the defense is crap...

Good to see the sky is falling again around here

This criticism of Sam is getting ridiculous right now. He is the new scapegoat for you guys when in reality he isnt playing that bad at all. You can see him frustrated on every drive. We had so many guys (other than Danny & Gibson) running wrong routes, the entire line looked like garbage, especially getting blow up in the LG & RT spots, and no one can decode the absurd play calling that was going on.

I just laugh at some of you, you cant pinpoint what is wrong so you just attack the most visible guy.