The book that launched Chopra's alternative career. How's that ageless body going for you, doc?

Chopra was born to Krishan Lal Chopra (1919–2001) and Pushpa Chopra in New Delhi, India on October 22 1947.[2][3] Chopra's father was a prominent cardiologist, head of the department of medicine and cardiology at New Delhi's Mool Chand Khairati Ram Hospital for over 25 years.[4] Chopra gained his MD (in reality, an MBBS) in 1968 in India,[2] after which he gained interest in endocrinology and neuroendocrinology.[5]

Chopra married in India in 1970; the same year, he emigrated with his wife to the United States. Chopra arrived, penniless, in the United States to take up a clinical internship in New Jersey, where doctors from overseas were being recruited to replace those serving in Vietnam.[6][7] Between 1971 and 1977 he completed residencies in internal medicine at various Massachusetts hospitals[8] and gained his board certification in internal medicine with a specialization in endocrinology in 1973.[2][9][10] Afterwards, Chopra taught at the medical schools of Tufts University, Boston University and Harvard University; later, he became Chief of Staff at Boston Regional Medical Center.[11] Life was good (and mainstream) in the world of Chopra. From there, it's all downhill.

Then, in 1981, while visiting New Delhi, Chopra met the physician Brihaspati Dev Triguna, head of the Indian Council for Ayurvedic Medicine, who advised Chopra to begin investigating Ayurvedic practices.[12] Chopra was "drinking black coffee by the hour and smoking at least a pack of cigarettes a day"[13] and took up "transcendental meditation" to stop.[14] Chopra may have committed the pragmatic fallacy; because transcendental meditation (TM) and Ayurvedic medicine helped him feel good, Chopra decided that they were good.

Chopra's involvement with TM led to a 1984 meeting with the leader of the TM movement, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, who asked him to establish an Ayurvedic health center.[15] Chopra left his position at the NEMH and became the founding president of the American Association of Ayurvedic Medicine (AAAM), one of the founders of Maharishi Ayur-Veda Products International, and medical director of the Maharishi Ayur-Veda Health Center in Lancaster, Massachusetts.[16] Doing so, Chopra became one of the TM movement's spokespersons -- in 1989, the Maharishi awarded him the title "Dhanvantari[note 2] of Heaven and Earth".[17][18] That year Chopra's Quantum Healing: Exploring the Frontiers of Mind/Body Medicine (1989) was published, followed by Perfect Health: The Complete Mind/Body Guide (1990).[19]

Chopra finally hit it big in 1993 by publishing the book Ageless Body, Timeless Mind: The Quantum Alternative to Growing Old which got him interviewed on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" and coverage in "People" magazine.[2] From then, Chopra's life was quantum woo and money.

As of 2014, Chopra has written 75 books, 21 of them New York Times bestsellers, which have been translated into 35 languages.[20] Chopra has a whopping 57 self-help books and countless publications in medical-ish journals.[21] He is a favored contributor at The Huffington Post.[22] From 1988 to 2007, Chopra sold 30 million books.[23] In 2015, Chopra had 2.5 million Twitter followers.[24] His LinkedIn account has some 4.3 million followers[25] - more than Barack Obama, David Cameron, Ariana Huffington, The New York Times, Forbes and the CEO of LinkedIn, Jeff Weiner.

Chopra gives 40 speeches per year[23] at the quantum-shattering price of $25,000 each, where he preaches against excessivematerialism.[21] Through his lectures and various businesses, Chopra makes at least $2 million per year[23] and has an estimated net worth of $20 million.[2] Chopra plans to use hologrammes of himself so he can give lectures without the trouble of physically being there.[26] His audiences are apparently not troubled by his living in a $2.5 million house in La Jolla, California.[21] While Chopra was president of the AAAM, the center charged between $2,850 and $3,950 a week for Ayurvedic cleansing rituals such as massages, enemas and oil baths, and TM lessons cost an additional $1,000.[16]

Chopra states that he doesn't want his medical title on his books. After all he is no longer a proper practitioner, but publishers keep it there regardless just to better pull in new gullible victims book purchases. Either way, it works.[27]

Chopra decided to try duplicating the Amazing Randi's million dollar challenge, demanding entrants prove that consciousness emerges from physical attributes of the brain instead of whatever quantum woo pleases him any given day.[30] Amusingly, within a week, scientists at George Washington University completed a publication on a section of the brain that regulates the appearance of properties generally understood as consciousness, and could even be stimulated to turn it on and off.[31] The part of the brain is named as "claustrum" and its functions are not fully known. Although people can be "awake" with partially or fully destroyed claustrum, it seems to be playing an important role in consciousness. Hence, this is just a "Science cannot understand it, hence I am right" kind of gambit from Deepak. It should be fun to see just how fast those goalposts move.

A key concept in Chopra's woo is the Dosha, or "human quantum-body essence," which he can apparently assess with ease by checking a patient's pulse. The balance between the three doshas in each patient is then corrected with a diet of alternating sweet and spicy foods[32] as well as no doubt expensive treatments available exclusively from Chopra himself. Doshas are essentially a form of humorism.

It should be noted that dosha (or doṣa) is not to be confused with an Indian flatbread often served with vegetable stew and chutney, which is quite delicious (and more substantial than Chopra's writings). It is also unrelated to the British slang dosh, meaning currency, but you would be forgiven for thinking otherwise.

A significant part of Chopra's philosophy argues that humans don't act in Newtonian ways, but according to the laws of quantum physics. This is nonsense. Quantum mechanics reduces to classical mechanics at levels significantly larger than one atom; for example, at the larger-than-atom level, wave-particle duality is no longer detectible. Humans are far larger than a single atom[citation NOT needed] and thus do not operate under quantum mechanical laws.

Chopra's theories are also not the same as quantum cognition,[34] where mathematical models used in quantum theory are applied to psychology but do not mean that the brain is a quantum computer or that the mind is some sort of immaterial independent entity.

"DBag Chopra" on Twitter produces tweets which are, with subtle differences, nearly identical to that of the D-pac himself:[38]

"Take a moment to embrace whatever is most alive inside of you! Start with your gut flora!"

"If the only prayer you ever said was 'Thank You', that would be enough, though it couldn't hurt to add 'Sir, May I Please Have Another?'"

"The day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more than the risk of blossoming, so I divested & sought a higher yield."

"The thoughts we allow ourselves to think can create powerful nipples in our lives."

"Oneness is something that multiplies when it is divided. Show your work for partial credit."

The fact that all of those probably felt really deep, just for a second, before snarky reality hit, should tell you everything you need to know about Chopra's "wisdom".

It has been demonstrated that Deepak's thoughts, writings, and particularly his tweets, are indistinguishable from a set of profound-sounding words put together in a random order.[39] Deepak's tweets were used in an Ig Nobel Prize-winning study to test receptivity to bullshit.[40][41]

Though Chopra's beliefs are fundamentally based on New Age and Hindu syncretism, he is not afraid to embrace other religions, professing his belief in not one, but three iterations of Jesus Christ.[42]

The library was originally formed in opposition to Wikipedia after disgruntled woo-editors failed to get their alternative medicine and pseudoscience papers cited in Wikipedia articles. The library accuses the mainstream scientific community and skeptics of ignoring studies supportive of alternative medicine.[46]

In April 2014, the previously banned-on-Wikipedia Rome Viharo disguised himself as "Chopra Media" then as "SAS81"[47] in order to promote ISHAR[48] and argue on Wikipedia talk pages for revisions that would make Chopra's article more favorable to Chopra.[49] By December 2014, Viharo's ruse was exposed and his alter ego banned.[50] Unsurprisingly, Viharo was the director of operations for ISHAR during this period,[51][52] but has since been replaced by Ryan Castle.[53]

ISHAR has requested $50,000 to get the library going.[54] All donations go to the Chopra Foundation.[55]

Although promoted as "the electronic Library of Alexandria for the realm of integrative studies",[51] Deepak Chopra said, quite obviously referencing his involvement with funding ISHAR, "I am definitely going to pursue this correction of behavior of some very bigoted, prejudiced people on Wikipedia..." [56] Bernardo Kastrup refers to ISHAR's activities as a "major archetypal battle" and says donating money to ISHAR is "your historical opportunity to join this battle".[57] Robert Schwarz of ACEP says that "ISHAR promises to be the organizational tool that we need to end the incredible bias and unfair editorial practice at Wikipedia when it comes to holistic health care practices". [58]

This doesn't sound like a research library, but more like an attempt to end Wikipedia's "bias" towards having reliable sources for claims and to counteract the evil shadow government of Guerrilla Skepticism on Wikipedia.