*special thanks to Neenahboo for being fucking amazing with her Iphone**SHE is the reason we have pics AND video to disprove Tila*

Alright, so there was a lot speculation that Tila never actually showed up at her own swap meetused merchandise liquidation event garage sale...this isn't actually true....she did eventually arrive, but about 2 hours late. There weren't droves of people there....there was maybe 40. Leo Madrid and Mr. Bradshaw were both on hand for the event...and I'm told they were actually extremely nice. I'm also told Tila was a complete and utter mess. She could barely write her name on any of the pictures she was attempting to sign. She was completely out of it.The cops ended up actually leaving, because there was nothing for them to do.

A woman from Radar Online showed up at Tila's home, and called Tila from outside telling her "Yeah, I just got here..." so, I'm sure we can expect to see some BREAKING NEWS event from them soon...

The bodyguards acted annoyed, and rushed everyone through the home. The "free pictures" that her fans were supposed to receive if they bought something...weren't free at all. They were actually 10 bucks....

Alright, so Tila's finally responded to the failed attempt at publicity....we all knew she would attempt to make it out to be bigger than it was....FOR THE RECORD: There WAS a helicopter hovering around....they were tracking a drunk homeless man down the street and around the corner.....it had NOTHING to do with Tila!!! lmaoIt did however have EVERYTHING to do with the fact that she lives in ghetto-wood

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I was there too. Until about 11:30 when I decided I had better shit to do then sit there and wait for the troll.

Whoever took this video (I'm pretty sure seeing as it looks as if it's shot from where the lady was) got into an argument with the neighbors about where she was parked and the neighbors called the police. I left before they arrived.

Just goes to show that Tila is a very insignificant little fish in the Hollywood bowl of so-called celebrities. Outside of Twitter she is literally a bit player in the entertainment world. She's almost never mentioned in the mainstream media unless it reporting something about how disturbingly crazy she is ..like the LA Times Entertainment article. So its no big surprise that so few showed up at her garage sale.

On Twitter, Tila makes herself look way bigger than she actually is in the real world by posting links to every obscure web site that mentions her name and her titty magazine photo shoots. Turn off Twitter and Tila becomes all but obscure.

Over on Twitter shes talking about helicopters, fire marshalls and police everywhere! Did she not think that someone would actually take pics of the tiny line up?The yearly street sale in my neighborhood gets more people than that!

She looks so dirty in those pics. But that's not surprising. Also not surprising; this garage sale was a complete and utter disaster...and that she's making it seem so much bigger and better than it actually was.

This is hilarious and exactly how everyone knew it would end up. Tila does look dirty --- like she hasn't bathed for a long time. And look at the few people who showed up. I don't think I've ever seen such a pathetic group of desperate losers. It only confirms everything we all know about Tila and her "army."

They are not naps they are the crash after her high. If anyone had high hopes that her sale would be what she said it was then I got a bridge I need to sell you. Since comments are waning on her site and no one has seen anything she said she would do materialize it's a safe bet to assume she is now Tweeting for her Life in an attempt to remain relevant.

I must say I love this blog and I always knew the Gnome was a woman. Go girl! Hilarious to see how people act when they think you're a dude. Kind of blows up wickedly in exposure of what motivates people in their minds when an assumption is made.

Anyway, I'm a huge fan.

I do feel bad for T.T. though because CLEARLY she is one big mess. I so want her to get help. This garage sale thing ended up so pathetgically (which was expected) that I feel straight up guilty for watching. This girl is lost. I take no delight in something so fucking sad. What I wish the most for having watched this train wreck for months is that she gets BETTER. Am I bad for wanting this? At this point, I don't really feel she is a cruel person but instead a very, very lonely and deluded human being.

Man, those comments were funny. My favorite is the one claiming that the "haters" that showed up are "stalking" Tila because they weren't invited. Um...hello...she invited the entire fucking planet. Dumbass.

In one of the photos posted there is a hydro tower directly across the street from her. Hydro towers bring real estate down. So much for her living in a ritzy hood. The comments about her glowing on the other blog are so obviously her, they all say the same exact thing AND call the haters ugly girls who are jealous and have no lives, totally Tilas M.O. The photos of her are so sad, she looks greasy and unwashed and does she not own a dress without a stain on it??Also who sells dirty used flip flops at a garage sale? EW.I hope she gets help soon. She needs it.

I must posit a question that surely must be on many people's minds while watching this interactive new world way of chatting about someone sooooooooooo fucked up.

Why is it? Why? That literally NO ONE has Tila's interest in mind? If I was even something as out there as a NEIGHBOR, I would call the authorities and 5150 this bish.

WTF is it that everyone wants to watch but who is her friend? Even if she plausibly alienated everyone who vultured around her ass...you would think someone would give enough of a toss to bank on her money maker and PUT HER IN A HOSPITAL.

It isn't that easy to 5150 a person. I had a friend who literally sliced her wrists, but since she said she wasn't trying to kill herself, they couldn't keep her in the hospital. 5150's aren't as simple as saying "5150 that person!"

if it was that easy, i'd call and direct the dr's/authorities to these websites now, i want her to get the help THAT bad. not because i care about her as TT, but because i am a human being and have some compassion. i am a little livid at the way she treats people and i am beyond sickened at the way she mocks pregnancy and plays with underage children on her website. BUT, i know she needs help. i don't want her to die. i am glued to this yes, but because like the above poster, i want to log on her one day and see that she has gotten help. i give you guys major props for what you do. i don't always agree with the delivery, but hopefully in the end it will help her, rather than hurt her. by her ignoring it, she is the only one making it HURT her. it could have helped her immediately if she had used it as a wake up call. hrm.

to clarify, that NO I don't care about her as TT. and i wish it WAS THAT easy to call in a 5150. the night she was freaking out saying she'd kill herself if her baby died after she hit her head would have been ideal.

i apologize for my posts sounding so random, i'm starting to write like miss tequila.

Here is an interesting comment someone left at bauergriffinonline.com/2010/03/tila-tequilas-yard-sale.php?bfm_index=2&bfm_page=0

"Sheila says:Okay. As of 30 minutes ago I was working for Tila. I resigned because I'm not going to sit here for the rest of the night and post positive comments in regard to Tila's garage sale. I'm sick of lying for her, so I told her that I wasn't feeling well and was heading home. The truth is that I won't be back, and you can fire me!

All of the comments you see stating that the sale was a succes, that Tila looked great, and more specifically that people were overheard planning a made up blog to make Tila look bad are all false. We have been posting those as damage control. The proof of that will be evident soon.

The fact of the matter is that Tila was indeed late to her own sale because she "couldn't function". In reality she had to sober up because she got "way too high" on whatever it is she does in the bathroom. She did not offer anyone juice or water, and she did charge $10 for an autograph. She wanted to charge $20, but we told her that she'd lose fans that way. We didn't even want her charging $10, but she needs the money. We offered people some water, etc, because some of them had been waiting awhile. Only about 30 showed up, so if you hear that there was more, it's a lie.

Tila is taking advantage of everyone in her life, including fans. I'm currently in the middle of talks with some of the media outlets, but most of them want nothing to do with Tila Tequila. She's bad news. If anyone can help me get my story out, let me know. I'm a former employee and have a ton of info!

Um, in internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.

Sammy said..."On Twitter, Tila makes herself look way bigger than she actually is in the real world"...you hit the nail on the head.

I think that's why she englarges everything she does or says about herself because she knows she is virtually a nobody in the entertainment business now.

But, here is a question I hope someone can answer for me.

Tila said when she first PULLED up there, blah, blah, blah.....but what I want to know is did anyone on this blog who went to her garage sale ACTUALLY see her pull up in a car and walk into her house or did she just magically come out of the front door of her house to greet the few people who were there?

Tila is LESS than a nobody in Hollywood. People actually go out of their way to avoid Tila. That's pretty pathetic. I can't really think of any other "celebrity" that people in the industry avoid like the plague. Even Heidi and Spencer get more attention than Tila.

God bless this site, the creators, and the followers ! I've been following this site since the very beginning, watching the train wreck derail slowly in that delicious schadenfreude-y way that doesn't make me feel good about myself, but I can't help it. She's so, so many different types of wrong I can begin to list them all...

The over-abundance of security, the unwarranted police presence, the "high-end", designer goods that somehow disappeared, and her far from lady-like appearance (when she did finally show up !) says it all. All I saw were "fans" of the Tila Army divided into two categories ~ adolescent boys who are only thinking "Boobies !!!" and middle-aged homemaker types grasping at the chance of somehow glomming on to her 'fame" for the proverbial fifteen. Pathetic and sad.

So let's all line up (all 40 of us) to take a shot at purchasing overpriced, used, dirty shoes, freebie designer dresses that would make a hooker blush, and leggings that a dry-cleaner couldn't vouch for in the safety and cleanliness department. Would you want THAT crotch history so close to your own... ??? Make an appointment at the free clinic if you purchase a pair...

One thing to note ~ not sure if I saw it in a comment here or on another site, but did anyone notice on her Twitter that the infamous "chair" was going up on the block... ? The one that caused her not-miscarriage for her not-pregnancy... ? The VERY thing that ended a life growing inside her... ? (Not that she was pregnant anyway, but if we're maintaining the story...) For Tila, *everything* has a price.

If she's now a few weeks pregnant, there would absolutely, categorically be no movement, pains, kicking, twinges, etc. The baby/babies (that's another story) would be slightly larger the size of a lima bean, end of story. Unless, of course, there's something wrong, which she would know, since she's at the doctor's office every two days. Meh.

Narcissistic, histrionic, anti-social personality disorder, with a great big ole' helping of pathological liar thrown in to boot. And, unlike bees, she doesn't go away if you ignore her. We've all known girls (why is it always girls ?) like this from high school ~ the kind that take five aspirins and claim suicide attempt. Love the limelight no matter the cost. But keep in mind, light will make roaches and rats scatter. It's their nature. She has a lot to learn from things that are just slightly lower that her on the evolutionary scale.

Go away, Tila, get clean, get sober, get help. If you don't, we'll continue to examine every thread of your clothing and bad wig choice with a microscope, because that's what you want.

Our culture has a history of welcoming the penitent fallen and disgraced back with open arms. This could be her only shot. The lies and incongruities pile up by the day ~ baby, no baby, babies, adoptions from Russia, Haiti, the U.S., an Ambassadorship to Vietnam, the errant "charity" work that shifts from moment to moment...? Does she think we're all as delusional as her... ? Perhaps, in that delusion, she thinks we are.

Sorry, Tila, we're not. I will pray for you and your recovery. But I'll be enjoying the show in the interim...

I do NOT like Tila at all, but in this video she IS taking pics with people.... Maybe it was for the cameras or whatever, but if people are lying just because they do not like Tila then they are just as low as her. I can not say for sure like I said so DO NOT attack me for saying. I am just saying IF that is what happened then that sucks people are acting like her. I LOVE reading this blog and I hope that is not what is happening. But in my opinion since she is in kahoots(sp?) with RadarOnline then I say it was for show.

I hate Tila just as much as the next person but I am not going to talk shit. I do not think she looked all that bad. Atleast her hair was combed. I do not see where people are saying she looked like shit? Maybe it is just me but she actually looked halfway decent. Atleast better than she has looked in a while.

You could not be more right. Thank you for saying what I've been thinking all along ~ it's an absolute *nightmare* to commit someone on an involuntary basis. The standard (or one of the biggies, at least) is "Presenting a danger to yourself or others" but that's interpreted so loosely in the era where mental health facilities are harder to get into than the Viper Room...

Anon at 8:32...she didn't look all that bad in the face, but her hair was definitely not combed, her dress was dirty and her nail polish was chipped. I wouldn't go to the gas station looking that, much less meet/take pictures with fans!

Here's a little snippet of video I found - so far I haven't seen anything showing anyone getting to go inside the house. This is just in the garage. You can see a bunch of T-shirts on the floor and one rack of clothing. http://www.twitvid.com/4CCBC

@Robin: That was me the anon and 8:20 yesterday. Funny, they are harder to get into than the viper room... :)

Yes, unless you actually tell a dr. you tried to kill yourself or want to kill yourself, there's pretty much nothing they can or will do.

When my friend slit her wrists, i told the doctor she told me she tried to kill herself. I even had it in a text message. But my friend told the doctor that wasn't the case. Needless to say I was pretty pissed off at the doctor, and they sent her home.

Point is... It isn't easy to get help to people who don't want it. Everytime someone dies tragically due to suicide or drug OD, everyone says "why didn't someone help them!" Truth is, you can't help someone who doesn't want help.

@anon 2:08,There is a video on Tila Truth, where she goes on and on about her many near death car accidents. She said she's had 6 or 7.However, in that particular video, she mumbled alot and I didn't notice any mention of dentures.I find it amusing that Tila isn't worth the salt that one would use when drinking Tequila.

Since I find it strange that Pan Smack hasn't been tweeting, I noticed a certain tweet from 1 day ago, in which she said that she found a magazine from 2006, that she was in, along with Casey and Bijou. She said that she didn't want that one. In her tweet, Casey's name was not capitalized, but Bijou's was.To Anon @5:18, yes they do. She's pretty much screwed to pooch on that one.

BKiddo thanks for the reply. In the video she didn't say she had dentures, she said all of her front teeth were knocked out so I assumed if that is true she either wears dentures or she has dental implants. Can't get veneers if all of your front teeth are missing.

Anon 6:26- I know, and it's no big deal even if she does wear dentures because her teeth are beautiful either way.

I was only curious because she said ALL of her front teeth were knocked out. My curiosity comes because my brother is a dentist and thinks that she does wear dentures only based on the current and brief Radaronline video of her at her garbage sale so I wonder if anyone has ever heard her say or knows that she does.

ha! listen to her she tries to act confused...she knows why they are there! "its just a garage sale" i bet she reads the comments here too, she knows of this site...those comments on that one site too are pretty interesting...it really doesnt look like much people showed up, also about that radar online thing, tv shows like that have a way to make them seem more extravagant than they really are but if you are there its not what it seems...and she seems skittish too, you can tell she is trying to keep it cool but shes not feeling it...its called PARANOIA! get help stop lying thats all...i dont think her being in the spotlight is healthy at all...and i like her "pregnant belly"

wow that is just sad i hear like a tiny crowd cheering for this poor girl she totally went downhill and you can tell on radaronline she looks so lost sad that she had to give away her smelly clothes and broked up shoes that will probably fit 13 year olds since she's like a size 5 haha

Lol. I don't get why everyone is saying she looks bad either. I mean, you know, clearly she isn't pregnant, and she should have worn a dress without stains on it, but she is a pretty girl and doesn't look awful.

i think they just made a jab on cleveland show towards tila..they said to the daughter, "you can move to new york, get a gig here or there, do some modeling, then try to be your own agent but fail because your too stupid too....and everyone will think your weird but you still have your cats

just a video i found..look how different she looked..and you can tell she was a giggly,sweet personality..she has changed so much

Oh and there is this other video that I remember watching where she was talking about casey and crying..and you see her reflection on the window, walking to a table and pouring water on her face for the "tears" ...forgot which video! if i find it ill post it..

shes crazy. she was selling her USED rims for 3500, whereas u can buy the brand new ones for around 2000 bucks. fendi/gucci watch was for like 5000. again u could get brand new of those watches for wayyyyyyyy less than what she priced it for. lol what a joke she is.