Taylor Lautner's werewolf has a lover, Krackoon

There are some important stories out there to cover today, folks, but first! It’s a raccoon! It’s on crack! It’s… KRACKOON! (beware of naughty language). Tagline? “I suggest you cover your trash.” (Official Site here, thanks to Michelle for the tip.)

Jared Harris (son of Richard Harris) to play Moriarty in Sherlock Downey Jr. Mad Men‘s Lane Pryce will play the villain in Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes sequel opposite Robert Downey Jr. and the just-announced Stephen Fry. It’s good casting — that guy came out of the womb looking like a smarmy villain. He’s pretty much the opposite of Jared Leto. Aww, such a pretty girl. |LatinoReview|

Taylor Lautner has a 9-year-old lover. By which I mean of course that Breaking Dawn has cast its Renesmeé, the telepathic half-vampire fetus that Jacob falls in love with. I chub a little every time I type those words. She’ll be played by 9-year-old Mackenzie Foy. It’s funny that her parents gave her the cutsiest white yuppie name they could think of and it’s still nowhere near as twee and obnoxious as “Renesmeé”. Mackenzie Foy, Rooney Mara, and Kodi Smit-Mcphee are the American Imogen Poots, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Peter Postlethwaite |EntertainmentWeekly|

Pirates director Gore Verbinski in talks to join Bruckheimer and Johnny Depp for Lone Ranger, and I am not even remotely close to caring about this project. Verbinski did, however, create the Budweiser frogs, which I thought was interesting. Oh hey, check out that tree over there. |Deadline|