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Sully: I can't believe it's gonna take you that long to get me out of jail.Wirf: Don't blame me, I'm a Jew. They're not my holidays.Sully: A Jew? Really? I didn't know that. How come you ain't smart?Wirf: How can I start getting you out of jail when you won't go in?

Sully: Poor guy just had a bypass. Maybe he's trying to cram everything he can do into six months. When he realizes he's going to live until he's seventy, he'll slow down.Toby: If I had my way, he wouldn't live to Thanksgiving.

Toby: Did you come to steal our new snowblower?Sully: I've already done it, just about.Toby: I could legally shoot you, you know.Sully: Not unless I'm breaking and entering.Toby: ARE you gonna break and enter?Sully: What's happening with Dummy?Toby: I don't know. He took my threat to shoot him a lot more seriously than you just did.

Wirf: Sooner or later we'll wear the bastards down. The court is already starting to get pissed. You heard the judge.Sully: He's pissed at you, Wirf!Wirf: Only because he knows I won't go away.Sully: I know how he feels.

[Wirf and Sully bet on the People's Court]Sully: Okay, Shyster, who do you like?Wirf: The plaintiff. It's a lock.Sully: I'll take the defendant.Birdy: You weren't even here for the stories.Sully: Yeah, but I know my lawyer.