A Las Vegas man went to extreme measures to ensure that his teenage daughter, an aspiring MMA fighter, stayed within her fighting weight. Robert Blue chained his fifteen-year-old daughter to her bed to keep her from eating after he discovered she had gained weight and was sneaking food – canned peas and corn, of all things – and only released her to eat small meals and train with renowned Muay Thai coach Master Toddy.

According to a local news station the girl is a promising athlete, but suffered from having a moronic, overbearing father:

She holds world records for youth power lifting. She was vicious in the mixed marital arts ring. And her trainer Master Toddy says she has character.

"She has a heart. If she wants to be a fighter, she can be," Master Toddy said.

Blue also kicked his daughter, hit her with a stick and a weight belt, all, presumably, to help her become a champion fighter. Just goes to show you that stage parents exist even in the sporting world, and are equally as disgusting. But wait, it gets weirder and sicker:

When asked why, according to reports, he told police that he was making decisions for her best interests. Besides, he said in the report, he didn't know it was wrong because the Government restricts people's movements all the time.

Wow. A reference to “the Government” and all its ills really fits right in with that beard to tell us a story about who this guy really is. Fortunately the girl sent an email asking for help and police arrested her father, which means the Government is about to restrict his movements for a while.

In the meantime, Mr. Blue, it is our sincere hope here at Cage Potato that your daughter does become a world-class fighter, and that the first ass she mercilessly kicks is yours. Just as soon as you get out of jail, that is.

Kids cutting weight is sad to me. Keep them in shape yes but making them cut weight is not right. A few pounds I understand but don't think this is the only dbag to do some crazy stuff to there kids all in the name of making weight.

loller90278

1/22/09 2:16:13PM

i blame the girl. watch your diet!!!

all jokes aside though, way to be a shitty dad.

cowcatcher

1/22/09 3:03:44PM

the guy looks like a fatass, he should have chained himself to the bed. what a loser, fortunately he probably will get his in jail once the other inmates read what he did. i really hope this kid grows up ok and doesnt have any lasting mental scars that limit what shes able to do with her life.