When you hear that someone is being inquisitive, it's usually an annoying trait. But when this guy asks you a question, you'd better answer, and quick! He's vanquished all his foes on the battlefield. He's a man who's seen it all, so you can't pull the wool over his eyes, there's already armor there. If he doesn't like an answer then you'd better prepare for some major pain.

Since the medieval times, there have been other major inquisitors. There have been plenty of mob bosses' right-hand men, who find the rat no matter how many people might end up sleeping with the fishes. There was Senator McCarthy, with his army of FBI agents. Then, of course, there's your great aunt Laura who's always asking when you'll settle down and get married. None of these, even great aunt Laura, will ever be as fearsome as the original inquisitor. He's a man with no name, only questions.

Get ready to intimidate answers out of your friends this Halloween. Who really stole the last box of mac and cheese from your cupboard? They won't dare fudge when they're talking to The Inquisitor.