“But I just want to say to you that leading Australia for nearly three years as Prime Minister was an enormous privilege, and I celebrate — and am proud of — the achievements I was able to make,” he said, while Tony Jones kept pleading with him to please, please answer the question.

“I got an enormous amount done. You know, think of the big social reforms — legalising same-sex marriage! I mean, what a gigantic reform that was — I was able to do that!”

Yes, he seriously said this. The Prime Minister who presided over the postal survey, and all its untold damage to the LGBTIQ community in this country. The guy who had the power to avoid that entire awful vote, but instead decided it was a great idea and went for it.

Thankfully, the Q&A audience was ready. The second time he declared that “I legislated it, right? So I delivered it,” they yelled “no, no you didn’t”. Because you didn’t, Malcolm. Go home.