Prince William and his Catherine were at the Opening Ceremony for the Paralympics last night. Click here if you missed those pictures. They were back out today for Goalball (this sh-t is CRAZY and you should try and get a game in if you can) and at the velodrome for track cycling. As you can see, Kate had her English colours on, and an extra huge smile, and they did the wave, and they were sweet with little cousin Louise, as if to say....

Forget about Harry! We’re the Royal Fairytale, remember?

I mean, Will really could not have chosen better. She will do her duty. She understands her role. She happily plays her part without objection or resentment. This is the ultimate team player. When they call on her, she is there. And it’s certainly appreciated by the Queen who...

Would disapprove of extensions?

And this is why you think that “Real” is the answer to Kate Middleton’s Hair Fake or Real ...?

I don’t know if that’s a convincing argument. I don’t know, given what the Queen has seen through the years, what with all the drama that’s gone down with her kids, and her heir, the one who’ll wear her crown when she’s gone, wishing he was a tampon warmly tucked inside the folds of his lover, and still granting her approval to their marriage, whether or not a few rows of weave are really going to bother the old lady, you know? She just allowed herself to be seen wearing a HOODIE. The Queen in a HOODIE.