It's not your fault that Kobolds are gourmets. It's not you fault that King Torg (All Hail, King Torg!) is hungry. It's not your fault that the tastiest thing a Kobold has ever eaten is sweet baby! And it'sdefinitely not your fault that Kobolds are the most incompetent, reckless, and accident-prone race to ever crawl out of a cave. But it is your problem...

For kobolds in the service of King Torg (All Hail, King Torg!) their life will undoubtedly be silly, brutal, and short. They may be crushed by cows falling from the sky, obliterated by meteorites, betrayed by friends, or brained by frying pans. They may cheerily march to their death upon the beaks of chickens or from the tentacles of eldritch magicks. If they are really lucky, they may survive long enough to bring back a tasty treat to the Kobold Caves and avoid becoming lunch themselves.

Now, King Torg (All Hail, King Torg!) needs you to go out to the nearby human town and bring back the freshest, tastiest, plumpest human babies you can find - or, the King will be eating you (and Kobold's are pretty darn tasty.)

Kobolds Ate My Baby, the classic Beer & Pretzels RPG of merry mayhem and hysterical horrible death featuring horrendously hilarious art by John Kovalic (Dork Tower), is now available in magical COLOR!