Woman Gives Birth in Car En Route to Hospital

This would be a good video to show to every bitchy female who likes to pretend that child delivery is a painful thing no man could withstand. Whiny bitches. This woman proves it’s about as painful as taking a fart in water. She spat that kid out of her vagina on front seat of the car en route to hospital like it was a fenny fart.

You know what the saddest thing about this video is – that first thing the just turned mother woman did after the spawn came out of her cunt was make a fucking phone call. We are so disconnected from real life and addicted to our little gadgets, we completely and thoroughly submit to them. They are no longer tools we use to make our lives easier with. They are tools that make us their tools. We are tools of the tools.

This statement is further confirmed by the tool who drives. He’s so addicted to his camera, he doesn’t even focus on driving, let alone the special moment in which his wife delivers a spawn that just so happens to be his child. This moment of his child entering the world is secondary to the need to play with his little camera. Like I said – the gadgets we use are no longer tools we use to make our lives easier with. They’ve become tools that keep us submitted to them. We are tools of these tools.

what a fat nasty double chinned bitch…watch how she wipes “birth goo” on her pants and then grabs her phone and puts it to her mouth…and i thought sand niggers were filthy. This takes the Dave chapelle joke about all the white people in the same house using the same bar of soap and no wash cloth to a whole next level………..FUCKIN NASTY BITCH-certified beaudry!

At least there was still a baby daddy bigbeaudry douche! The dumb thing is with this situation is well at least from the looks of it call 911 so she’s giving birth already having contractions less than 2 min so its ready to pop…. that baby flopped out which leads me to think have at least 4-5 children. Also she should’ve started to have that baby breast feed if she wasn’t going to deliver the placenta right after child birth. But she’s probably ghetto with that big ass tattoo of something on her thigh… Im just saying

I agree, Ive had three, and it wasn’t as easy as one two, three, pop. A day and a half of labor, and that wouldn’t work so I had to have c sections, o well some women are bigger than others, righto on the phone call, that was just nasty…eww -_-

well wtf did you want her to do, call with after birth all over her phone?granted she needs to be more focused on the kid, but dude i would flip if i had the baby in the car, i would call my parents asking what to do, you cant hold the baby in while your in labor ffs.

OMFG ! I hope that was someone in the BACK seat with the camera and not the driver.
And for her to have Jr, while sitting in the seat, like it was nothing at all, and telling the driver not to stop.
Ummmm, well, I guess fisting has it’s advantages?

That was beautiful…but she got on her cell to tell her friend? She should have taken off her shirt so the baby could stay warm and start rooting. And babies practically fall out during vertical births. She also didn’t have any drugs or nurses or doctors fucking with her. Contraction hurt like hell, but pushing the baby out doesn’t really hurt. I don’t remember it hurting. It probably hurts when you’re on your back and have a doctor rushing you so they can go out to dinner.

that was beautiful? are you for real? that looked like a huge fucking turd coming out. plus now that he’s here the little bastard adds to the overpopulation problem. fuck babies! on the plus side at least he doesn’t look like a fucking nigger or arab.

You were once that fucking turd ya lifeless bastard ?
thats life she has just given birth to ?!
Do you even know how precious life is ?
And there’s no need for those racist words to be honest, racist people normally tend to have problems in their life and choose to let it out by doing such things :/

d’air be every need for da racist comments cuz dey be hella funny! also da little bastard look like big turd dat bitch done squeezed out her nasty snatch. just another rat to add to the burden on an overpopulated world. we be fucked.

thats right, it’s not the pushing that hurts, its the fucking contractions! Ive heard some women go on for HOURS like,20 or more, stuff that, mine were 2 hours start to baby in arms, ppffft out they pop! I also worry about over-population but ‘breeding’ is one of the strongest human urges! ha ha well SEX is. We will just swarm over the whole planet til theres no room left.

The baby just slips out between her legs with no problem. When she got on the cell phone, I thought she was calling 911 or the hospital, but sounds like she’s calling a friend or relative. And the baby … should’nt it be covered with a blanket or something? I’ve never had a baby, but I wouldn’t make a fucking phone call before I tended to my newborn that I had in a car. I bet she has more brats at home and her birth canal is so big that the baby just slipped out with ease, like a water slide!

“You know what the saddest thing about this video is – that first thing the just turned mother woman did after the spawn came out of her cunt was make a fucking phone call. We are so disconnected from real life and addicted to our little gadgets, we completely and thoroughly submit to them. They are no longer tools we use to make our lives easier with. They are tools that make us their tools. We are tools of the tools.

This statement is further confirmed by the tool who drives. He’s so addicted to his camera, he doesn’t even focus on driving, let alone the special moment in which his wife delivers a spawn that just so happens to be his child. This moment of his child entering the world is secondary to the need to play with his little camera. Like I said – the gadgets we use are no longer tools we use to make our lives easier with. They’ve become tools that keep us submitted to them. We are tools of these tools.”

I’m with the others. She should have covered the baby it is losing body heat. Leave the cord but cover the baby. Also call the hospital or the cops for a escort to the hospital. Your friends will find out later. Not very smart.

Labor is the hard, painful part. Some women have an easy time, like her, and others suffer in agony for days. By the time delivery is ready, meaning fully dialated, then believe it, mothers are more than happy for the big push just to get the little critter out.
Then there’s breach birth, which are extremely painful so I’ve heard. Or the baby has an appendage up by its head, like my son, who added at least an extra inch an a half to the circumference of his head, that tore me all the way out, from the cervix down. Painful????? You’re damn right it is. Imagine someone ripping open your cock and then tell me it isn’t that bad. Or having your balls ripped from your body. I had over 30 stitches to put me back together and the local wore off for the last few. I refused pain meds during delivery because I didn’t want to take a chance at hurting my baby. So don’t expect me to agree with the whiny cunt statement.

That skank probably had 6 or more of the little monsters by the time she got to this one. I had my tubes tied 4 days after giving birth to my son and I’ve never regretted it. 2 was more than enough. It wasn’t worth going through that kind of agony again, ever.

to be fair u only see 57 seconds of video and its all after the head is out…..thats the worst part…..once the head is out the rest slides out no problem making it look like a piece of cake…..trust me labour is agony….i went through 7 hours of labour pains and ended up having to get an emergency c section…….my second child was c section also

I can’t believe you people this is obviously a woman about her biz shit if you were having a baby and it stared to crown ( for the dumb shit bags this is when the baby’s head starts to become visible in the birth passage) you would have to either become a doctor or a murderer. You dickless bitches can say what you want but when faced with life its either sink or swim and she chose to swim it may be odd or maybe gross but you, the dumb shit sitting there at a computer and she on the other hand is enjoying her beautiful baby. And to the racist ass wipe ( thats tissue for the other dumb racist)that said she was a sand nigger do what you do best and wipe my big black ass u shit smelling pig. My husband is white and we think people like you should go make ur own island for the mentally handicaped?

I love you 😀 You are amazing, and ignore the racist shit dick. People like him are worthless, my own family won’t have anything to do with me, because they are bigots. So let em stay in their own little world. We get the bigger part, and that is what counts.

I doubt that was the first time she’s given birth but if it was, she’s really lucky. It was good to hear the baby cry on its own…she certainly didn’t help evict the amniotic fluid from the baby’s lungs by holding it upright. And what the hell? She called a friend/family member but not 911? Dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

well then gdam it. i sure wish i could have filmed my kids, cause it was gory, brought a man to tears. No drugs, epideral, 2 weeks od, and 31 inh hips, i was gutted, went in2 shock, swore like a sailor, and the blood was copius. even the doc was freakin, i was hit up inside w/ stuff that hurt so bad, it was like on fire for an hour. i ripped 7 in. all the way round my asshole, and 3 in. deep into my muscle. theres always some of us… i wish i had had it good. now i have 2 exits for shitting, and a few other oddities 🙁 oh well LOL