At 8/5/12 09:05 AM, Cootie wrote:
We were having fight night at my friends house and we made it this big fake UFC thing. We didn't have a girl over, so I put on my friend's sisters bikini and pretended to be the ring girl. Worst mistake of my life, the bottom were so tight my penis was pushed into my sac.

You should have just stated that you pushed it between your legs, to look like a mangina. Now everyone has photographic proof that you're a cross-dresser with a small dick.

Did you at least tell the girl that you've worn her bikini and you think it would look better on her, on reflection?