Um, what day is it again?

Dear Self,

I know you’d really like it to be that bit closer to the weekend than it actually is, and I’m sorry to disappoint you on that score, but today is TUESDAY. Not Wednesday. Tuesday. So when you posted that special ‘Wednesday’ feature at The Fashion Police? You know, the one that’s only ever posted on a Wednesday? And when you opened it with the words, "It’s Wednesday!"? You were wrong. And also: stupid. And you are really, really lucky you didn’t get dozens of comments from people telling you that.

Join the club!!!! Since giving birth to my second son six months ago, I am constantly checking the calendar or asking my husband to know what day and month it is. When it's Monday, I am already wishing that it would be weekend. When weekend is coming to an end, I become very angry that Monday is only few hours away.