But for my money, those don’t even make the Top 5 list of news stories for the last 24 hours. Years from now, we’ll fondly look back on May 6, 2010 — give or take a few hours — and call it the goofiest day in American history.

The mind boggles at the directions this story could go, but “up” would be a good guess.

Rolando Negrin, 44, a TSA screener, was arrested by Miami-Dade police and charged him with aggravated battery for using his baton to protect the honor of his own baton. He told cops that the colleague was making the jokes and that “could not take the jokes any more and lost his mind.”

Negrin confronted the guy at his car in the airport employee parking lot. I wonder if police will check out the victim’s story — how does he know about Negin’s private parts? And is it true? If the victim is right, could Negin be charged with falsifying his pants?

Later today:E.T., ???????? ???????

Playoff

live blog: Richard C. Oliver, the king of all San Antonio media and

No.1 in your hearts, once again will join At Large for a live blog/chat