A/N-
Thanks so much for all the great reviews. You guys all rock so much.
However, Plot Hole of No Return gets the prize of coolest reviewer
because their awesome review made me remember that I had another
chapter of this ready to be posted. –gives out cookies to all
reviewers- Now, onto another episode of… The Adventures of Skirt
Boy and Stabby Girl!

"It squeaks with the power of explosion!"
Albel screamed and hurled the duck at the box... in which it
squeaked and bounced off with the power of rubber.

"Riiight."
Nel sighed and picked up the chained box. "Let's just hurry up
and deliver this thing before things get any weirder."

And
so off they went skipping into the sunrise to the city of Kirlsa in
which they arrived at Woltar's door to retrieve the further arsenal
or whatever the heck they were supposed to get. The trauma of the
reset button reset their short-term memory. Perhaps they should have
saved...

Albel and Nel blinked staring up at the Kirlsa
mansion that now was turned into a giant green castle.

"I
don't remember this." Nel said.

"BAH!" Albel
spat, "It's always been like this. That's how much you
know!"

"Ooohkay." Nel sighed and knocked on the
green door.

A flap suddenly slid open and a Storm Brigade
soldier suddenly announced, "There ain't nobody allowed to see
the wizard, no way, no how!" And the flap was suddenly slammed
shut.

"What the hell!" Albel screamed and slammed
on the door again. "This is LORD NOX you fool!"

The
flap opened again. "And I said NOBODY is going to see the
wizard!"

"I don't want to see the wizard!"
Albel growled back.

"Then why are you here?"

"To
see the old man!"

"You mean the wizard?"

"No!
Woltar!"

"Hmm...Woltar...Woltar... lemme
see...NOPE! You can't see the wizard I told you!"

Albel
grabbed the man's collar through the flap. "Open this door right
now, maggot or we will be seeing your guts!"

"Right
this way sir!"

And the gates opened.

Albel and Nel
then skipped down the long hallway. They HAD to skip because the
spandex was now ridding up and to save themselves some dignity
neither would dare to pick the evil wedge threatening to shatter both
their sanities. And so they opened the door.

A green puff of
smoke filled the room along with a giant green head. Was that
Zordon!

"Who dares see the wizard!" boomed an evil
most evil, evil voice of all evilness that could ever be evil that
was somehow strangely good.

"Come off it old man!"
Albel snapped. "You aren't a wizard! Hell you don't even know
any symbology!"

"Oh poo!" Woltar grumbled and
stepped out from behind the curtain. "You always ruin my fun!
And I wanted to celebrate my new castle too."

"I
told you it was new," Nel grumbled.

"And so did
I."

Nel looks annoyed but puts all stupidity aside. "We
brought you the box." she told him and handed it to him along
with the evil bunny.

"AHHH! My precious, precious..."
Woltar blinked finding that the two of them were staring at him
kissing the box. "I mean... OH the box! Haha... That's right
the MISSION. How could I forget?"

"The reset
button?" Nel questioned.

"Of course. It's a vile
plague that plagues us all in all of plagueyness that could even be
plagued! Ahem... Anyway Here is the secret weapon." And he
tossed them a bunny.

Albel screams and ducks for cover only to
realize this one is just a toy.

"What the hell are we
gonna do with this? It's a fake!" Albel complained.

"Or
so you think."

"Or so I think?"

"What
are you Fayt, repeating everything into a question? It's real!"

"As
real as your stupidity!" Albel screamed then paused... wait that
was said wrong wasn't it?

"Besides weren't you told NOT
to open the box?"

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Nel screamed
and fell to the floor. "I'm sorry I failed the mission!"
and she continued to sob and nearly drowned in her tears until Albel
gave her a good kick.

"C'mon boy!" the elder scolded, "I
think the tag that says 'made in china' would have gave it
away!"

"What's China?" Nel questioned.

"I
don't know." Woltar admitted. "I thought you'd know since
you have a strange knowing of things from 20th century Earth.

Nel
tilted her head and twitched her eye... Must be a 4D computer glitch.
Just another OPA (out of place awareness).

"But anyway!"
Woltar ahemed yet again. "I want to come with you!" He
suddenly dashed behind the curtain and popped out wearing a strange
super hero uniform with the colors of Airyglyph's flag that are
unable to be seen by the unElicoorian eye in all of it's greatness.
"I AM CAPTAIN AIRYGLYPH!" He shouted in a superhero stance
only the old coot could pull off or that of a person with a lot of
arthritis.

"Dear Apris!" Nel screamed.

"Run!"
Albel shouted. "Let us run for OUR DEAR
LIVES!"

……….POPCORN!……….!

PART
THIRTEEN: Blue Persuasion

Albel
started to run, only to be caught by Nel. She had looped her finger
in the back of his chocker. His legs had gone from under him and he
was hanging mercilessly from his chocker; gasping for breath."I'm
sorry Captain Airyglyph, but you are breaking the ethical code of
super heroes," Nel said oblivious to Albel's current state."How
so?""First, your underwear is showing."Albel clawed at
his neck. "Help," he wheezed weakly."Second, Airyglyph
already has a copyright on it.""Need to breathe." Albel was
fading."Third, you can only join the rank of super hero on the
third Thursday following the second Tuesday of Raspberry's day.
"Goodbye… cruel… world.""OMG!" Marietta screamed
running into the green castle. "You killed Alby!""Nope,"
Amanda said poking him in the cheek. "He's just sleeping. Poor
Alby. I know, let's put make-up on him and fix his hair
up!"Marietta and Amanda jumped around in circles holding hands.
They ran off and got make-up and hairspray. Nel had forgotten about
her grip on the unconscious man as the two girls went to work on
him."Oh… when is Raspberry's day?" Woltar asked."It
comes right after Die By Toad's day and right before Dress As Your
Favorite Rabid Animal That CAT Likes To Threaten With day.""I
see… I must then go and plan my next move. I'm sure I can join
the 'other' side easier.""Do what you want."

Meanwhile,
in the ship orbiting Elicoor"Yes! Yes…not long now Skirt Boy
and Stabby Girl… Not long now!""What is it you have against
them?" Cliff asked, eyeing Mirage suspiciously."Why do you
ask?""Well, this is just so out of character for you, that's
all."Mirage frowned. "Are you sure this is out of
character?""Um… now that you mention it…"

Back
to Albel… Um, I think that's Albel. Anyway…Albel opened his
eyes slowly. He looked around at his surroundings only to receive a
flash of light in his eyes."WHAT WAS THAT FOR, MAGGOT!""Oh,
nothing…just getting pictures of this. It's too good!" Maria
was laughing as she took the pictures."I hate to break up your
fun Maria, but we have a mission to finish.""Oh," Maria
said putting her camera away. "Well, have a nice mission Miss Nel
and err… Ms. Nox.""What did you call me?""Oh Alby,
don't be a crybaby!" Amanda said hanging on his shoulders. "I
always wanted a sister!"

(Blue note: Okay, if any of you
don't know Amanda, she's from one of my fics. She's Albel's
deranged little sister. She's sixteen and wants to follow Albel
around like a shadow – so he runs very fast from her. I couldn't
help but to bring her back!)

……….POPCORN……….!

PART
FOURTEEN: dark-phoenix1

All
were laughing and enjoying themselves, for Albel in makeup is a
delightful sight to see. It is comparable to such things as hedgehog
painting, jello skates, and the Great Carbonated Soda Rainbow of the
planet Fizzitron VI, but that's not the point.

Of course,
with all wonderful things, there comes people who want to destroy
them for an unknown reason. Mostly out of boredom, but for other
reasons as well. So, as expected, a deadly shadow lurked behind a
randomly generated corner. It glared at the happiness and glee caused
by Albel's degradation, and pulled an evil device from its pocket. It
took careful aim, straight at the head of the unknowing Aquarian
maiden known as Nel, and let fly the dastardly instrument of
assassination...

All Nel felt was an annoying fwop on the
head. Whatever hit her clanged helplessly to the ground.

"What's
this?" Nel asked as she picked up the strange
device.

"Muahahahahahah!" an even stranger voice
answered, "Fear me! For I am the legendary random assassin of
random boredom and legendary redundancy: Slinky Maaaan! And now,
since I have failed in my attempt at assassination, I shall fade away
mysteriously and in a mysterious fashion. POOF!" He yelled. No
one knew why he yelled Poof at the end of his sentence. They stared
at him as he glanced around, and walked away disheartened.

……….POPCORN……….!

PART
FIFTEEN- The Crazy Authoress CAT

And so everyone promptly went back to making fun
of Albel. That is, except Nel, who really wanted to know what Slinky
man had attempted to assassinate her with. She picked it up and
examined the tool. It was strangely coiled in a way that implied
latent ferocity."Oooooh! A Slinky!" Amanda squealed,
reaching out her hands for the toy/dire weapon of assassination. "I
want it!""You might put your eye out…" Nel said
uncertainly.Still, she relinquished it happily. The thing freaked
her out almost as much as spandex. What she couldn't figure out was
why Slinky Man had tried to kill her with it. Amanda ignored Nel's
internal battle and began trying to find somewhere for the Slinky to
slink."Amanda? B-back?" Albel sputtered upon hearing her
voice again.The others looked on in interest as Albel collapsed
and curled into the fetal position."Go away!" He mumbled,
"I'm in my happy place… Ah, blood on a battlefield… skewering
Aquarian scum… Damn! The fairies are back! And their steeds!
Flying… llamas… everywhere… Noooo! Retreat!""Is it just
me or did the insanity quotient just rise several thousand points?"
Maria mumbled."It's another of Albel's self-defense
mechanisms." Nel shrugged., "He'll be babbling like this until
she leaves.""Or until Nel gives him a pair of her panties…"
Roger leered.The unfortunately big-mouthed Menodix was punted the
equivalent of eight football fields. Meanwhile, Albel shuddered
violently and found a randomly generated corner to hide in."I
don't want any! Ne parle pas Evilsisterian! That girl stole my
goat!"Amanda snorted and arched an eyebrow. There was no way
she'd fall for her brother's crazy act and leave."Not
before you see how pretty I made you, big sis Albelina!"With
that, Amanda pulled out a compact mirror and set it in front of
cowering Albel. The screams of anguish could be heard for miles
around."Tsum ton llik retsis…" Albel growled, searching
for his katana. There was only so much protection a family member got
if they did something like this to him. Luckily, Nel had hidden the
katana so well that Albel's search lasted a half-hour, after which
he'd forgotten why he needed it. And apparently, that he still had
make-up plastered all over his face.Knowing she'd fulfilled her
job and not really wanting to be eviscerated, Amanda skipped off into
the sunset to see if this Mirage person needed quality help torturing
Albel."Someday I shall defeat you, Crazy Girl! Mark my word
as Skirt Boy! You shall be my nemesiiiiiis!" Albel shouted
theatrically after her.She threw her slinky back at him, nailing
him in the forehead and almost putting out his eye."I told
you so." Nel gloated."Shaddup..." Albel muttered.
Nel sighed pensively and twirled a strand of hair. Albel made a
point of not watching."One thing's still bothering me,
though.""What's that, sidekick?"Nel glared at
him murderously and kicked him in the side."That man called
himself Slinky Man... And everyone knows that only superheroes have
to state the obvious and declare their gender in their name. Could it
be that there are other superheroes and superhero wannabes that want
to prevent us from prevailing on our quest?""I don't
care: I'll defeat all the maggots! ...As soon as I find some soap and
water...""You do know that make-up's water proof,
right?" Nel snickered."RAAAAAAWWWRRRRR!" Albel
cried, falling to his knees.

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