Stupid: Blah blah blah Me: I need your help. I was on the window sill upstairs, and saw a battalion of squirrels forming up for an attack. Where do you keep the tank? is it gassed up? Stupid: Blah blah…

Dear Whatevers, Stupid has been going on and on about the stupid words he types on the thing he keeps on his lap when he should be sitting still so I can sleep, and when he wasn’t uttering pure gibbering…

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Patrick Hester is a Paladin, an author, blogger and a 2013 Hugo Award Winner. He is also a Hugo Nominated Podcast Producer/Host who lives in Colorado and writes science fiction and fantasy (mostly)...[click to read more]