If you have already read any of my fics, you've probably realised three things:1. English isn't my native language2. I ship Johnlock3. I'm particularly fond of fem!John and I love giving them lots of children.

As I said, English isn't my native language. I'm still at the teaching training college and I teach little children English (as a foreign language). Writing fics helps me -somehow- to improve my writing skills and my English. I know I'm not the best writer and maybe I will never be, but constructive criticism is always welcome.

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Coffee Shop AU. Sherlock's irritated when change comes to his favorite café in the form of a new barista, John, but finds life has more flavor with him around. A quirky romance told in 100- or 1000-word snippets. university!Sherlock, med-school!John

Vietnam War AU: John Watson is a soldier who is determined to rid the world of communism. Sherlock Holmes is a pilot who is better than all the others. With John's desillusion and Sherlock's dangerous missions, they fall in love. But nothing is fair in love, nor war.

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

Just another scumbag on the streets of Rio. That's all Natalia was to Captain Nascimento when BOPE raided the slums she called home. But deep down they wanted the same thing - to put an end to the corruption that plagued their city. Could she learn to forgive and work with the same ruthless and brutal men who had hurt her? Could he go against all his training and earn that trust?

Really, at this point in the relationship, John should know better than to tell Sherlock he can't or shouldn't do anything. But when John says Sherlock can't clone himself, Sherlock sets out to prove him wrong... with extremely NC-17 rated results. This is pure crack. You have been warned. Written for Kink Meme.

Sherlock is a man with very particular sexual habits, and John quickly finds the futility in really questioning them. Lots of drunk sex, some sober sex, and a glorious helping of angst. Sequel to, "A Study in Shagging."

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson walk into a pub... it sounds like the start of a bad joke, but actually it's the start of Sherlock drunkenly deducing John's sexual history. Shameless smut follows shortly thereafter. The Sequel, "Almost Like a Virgin," is now posted.

Sherlock Holmes had his first experience of sex when he was sixteen years old, with a girl who was the daughter of his father's buisiness partner, helped along with a stolen bottle of scotch and a rather ancient looking condom stolen from the wallet of an obnoxious party guest. Somehow, eleven years and three months later, he's faced with ten year old John Watson.(Sequel up)

Sequel to Hands On Education. It has been two years since Sherlock left Bakerford and John has resigned himself to the fact he will probably never see the curly haired youth again. But fate it seems, has other ideas.

Kid!Sherlock and Kid!John have decided that they're boyfriends and are in love. This leads to the Holmes' and the Watson's endless amusement and an adorable tale of two boys who become men, always in love. Johnlock. Don't like, don't read. Please read&review.

AU. John Watson and his wife Sarah move to Bakerford and he takes up the position as the new biology teacher at St Bartholomew's school. He is bored of his new life until he meets a strange student by the name of Sherlock Holmes.

Sequel to The Irregulars. The Irregulars continue to baffle and amaze the police force on London under the watchful eye of Sherlock. London's strangest family continues to live, laugh and cry together. Mixture of Genres

For fuckyeahjohnlockfanfic's AU fic contest. Based on W. Somerset Maugham's novel, The Painted Veil, Sherlock finds himself married to Doctor John Watson, who volunteers to treat the cholera epidemic in 1920's China. Major spoilers for the book and movie, but not really any for Sherlock. TRIGGER WARNINGS: Major Character Death, Drug Use, Angst, Smut. See A/N for more.

Sherlock returns after the fall and confesses his feelings to John. He is too late, and John sends Sherlock away. Sherlock tries to move on from the love of his life, but he can't forget the doctor who lives in Cardiff. John follows Sherlock from afar, cutting pictures out of newspapers. Will John be too late, forever? ANGST WARNING! I regret nothing. Yet.

On a sunday night, Sherlock, Mycroft, Gregory and John are together at Baker Street, watching the broadcast of the humurous seduction program May I Kiss You?, in which the first three men had been contesting for a kiss from John Watson. More info inside.

John's life is empty, loveless, until he meets Sherlock Holmes and finds his explicit website, 'The Science of Seduction'. John needs companionship, could it be possible that he has found it in the arms of a man who sells his own body for sex?

This is an AU in which John is a 16 year old who's run away from home to London. After a spill in a Tesco he finds himself being 'offered' to share a flat with one mysterious Sherlock Holmes. M for later chapters

In the latter part of the 19th century, a peculiar solitary man from a small village and a doctor disfigured in a war meet, form an unusual friendship, change each other's lives forever and maybe fall a little in love in the process.

Meet John Watson. Only he's not John, he's Joan, who has spent her entire life pretending to be a man to get by in her world. She knows it's a bad idea to move in with a man who can tell someone's life story in a glance, but she does it anyway. UPDATE: Please see the last chapter under the title A WAY TO FREEDOM: Wedding Bells.

Finding himself pregnant isn't the real problem. The problem is that neither seems to want it. And neither wants to do something about it. Finding himself at a crossroads, Sherlock has to take a decision alone. #Mpreg

The entire Nation is at its knees. John Watson, The Master, professionally known as 'The Man' has in his possession very compromising photographs that could destroy the most powerful family in Britain and Sherlock Holmes' name has arisen. RE-OPENED!

John and Sherlock Holmes will realise their childhood together was the best thing they could have ever experienced. But adulthood, decisions and a war will tear them apart for what they believe, will be forever. SEQUEL TO "WE ARE DIFFERENT"

Ten years after coming back from the world of the dead, Sherlock Holmes finds himself having his own family with his best friend, Jane Watson. But soon he discovers that Moriarty is not dead, not everything is what it seems, and appearances can be deceiving. Fem!John Schizophrenic!Sherlock. COMPLETE.

One morning they wake up and realise that something had changed them... But what is it? They swapped bodies! They can't find a quick solution, so the only thing they can do now is living the other's life... or at least try! COMPLETE

Sherlock Holmes died of brain tumour. A year later, in his 36th birthday party, John Watson receives the first of many letters that will not only help him to get over his husband's death but also to find love again. COMPLETE

The death of their child drifts them apart. One of them finds the tears are the only solution. The other meets Detective Inspector Victoria Trevor. AU. A missing scene from "Six Different Lullabies" (chapter 22).

Meet John Watson, aka Johnny-Boy, a high professional thief hired by the consulting accountant and financial manager Sherlock Holmes to steal a high sum of money from his client, the Irish business oligarch James Moriarty. AU CRIMINAL!JOHNLOCK. COMPLETE

Mary Watson dies, a diary appears, Sherlock's world turns upside down and he starts questioning his own feelings for his friend's dead wife. Third instalment of "The Case of The Blue Duvet" and "Termites at Baker Street". COMPLETE

Third part of 'Us Against the World' and 'Finding You Again'. Jane and Sherlock Holmes are parents of six and nothing is easy because none of their children have come to the world with a textbook. Plus, all the children had inherited the stubbornness of their father. Sort of AU. Parentlock! Fem!John. COMPLETE.

"Baker Street? He isn't there anymore. It's been two years. He's got on with his life." Mycroft said. "What life? I've been away." Sherlock said when he returned because he never knew life had many surprises in store for him. ONE-SHOT.

Sequel to "Alone Is What We Have". Sherlock had deleted John's existence from his hard-drive and now he is dead. The only things left are vague memories, unspoken words and regrets. Now Sherlock Holmes must face a life without John Watson, and some things are not always easy to atone. COMPLETE

Finding himself pregnant isn't the real problem. The problem is that neither seems to want it. And neither wants to do something about it. Finding himself at a crossroads, Sherlock has to take a decision alone. Mpreg! COMPLETE.

Sequel to 'Us Against the World'. After fighting Moriarty's empire for three years Sherlock Holmes comes back to his family only to find Jane has rebuilt her life with Matthew Morstan. Sebastian Moran wants to destroy him and there is more to him than meets the eye. Sort of AU. Post Reichenbach. Fem!John. COMPLETE!

A baby is on the way, and Sherlock takes the responsibility, even when he's not the father. He just want to help his friend. Sherlock Holmes has friends? No, he hasn't. He's just got one. And her name is Jane Watson. AU Fem!John. COMPLETE.

Sherlock's part of the story in "Verita Liberabit Vos". None of them can't remember the day John was left behind, but they can remember the moment when he decided to surrender. And John Watson has to die to make Sherlock Holmes understand what he had lost, because from the shadows the detective moved his own strings to help John to break free.Warnings: Angst/dead character COMPLETE

He can't remember the day he was forgotten, but he can remember the moment when he decided to surrender. Because John Watson has to die to make Sherlock Holmes understand what he had lost. Warnings: Angst/dead character. COMPLETE.

After the mess with his blue duvet, John moves out with his girlfriend Mary. Things are prefect until termites invade Baker Street and now John and Mary must share their bed with their friend and consulting detective Sherlock Holmes! Sequel to "The Case of the Blue Duvet". COMPLETE.