WHEELCHAIR (or, 'The Haxball Centipede')2v2 Classic. One player from each team is the 'wheelchair' and is not allowed to move in any direction, only kick. The other player's job is to push the immobile player around until they are in a position to score (offensively) or push them in the way of opposition shots (defensively) or to push them into a tackle. Potentially entertaining, possibly impractical.