A black-market butt-enhancement "practitioner" is injecting New Jersey backsides with household caulk and other hazardous materials, according to New Jersey health officials who have alerted New York authorities to the rear and present danger.

Go ahead and have all the laughter you want..

Speaking for a big bottom connoisseur as I'm, I'm glad the state is stepping in to stamp out this kind of bottomless pitfall that Interstate costumers such as myself find themselves in.

Six Newark-area women in the last two months have been hospitalized with infections caused by injections of "a variety of unknown materials," said New Jersey Health Department epidemiologist Dr. Tina Tan.

After botched efforts to plump their rear ends like naturally well-endowed celebs such as Kim Kardashian, the victim's derrieres resembled "moonscapes" filled with lumps and craters, said a hospital source.

Never fall for a booty "celebrity" that's supposedly dating another celebrity named Bush..

I understand that Caulkers Without Borders is en route. Under Obama's plan, everyone will have to pay for caulk, even if they don't plan to use it. There won't be an option to merely have catastrophic caulk coverage. The good thing is that employers won't have to worry about covering caulk just to get good workers.

there were about tree other songs that fortunately or un as however you may see fit.. the internet in its worrisome lazy (because everybody can) wisdom does not have.. I was not able to play for you... :P

If I have anything going for me with the doctors that checked my eyes and tell me this is waht you need is that I trust them.

the fucking mailmen comes to my house everyday except on sundays and I wait until he puts the mail in the shit where it goes because we dont know each other we are complete strangers towards one another.

anyway i thing i'm repeating myself.

the idea of a government run health care should give anybody in their right minds a convulsion the size of the big storm in Jupiter.

According to government rules (anti discrimination) there is no reason why the gynecological exam for your teenage daughter should not be administered be the readily available male doctor on the ground.. if not there should be a case of discrimination..