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A Garden Grove jewelry store owner opened fire on five masked armed robbers who stormed into the shop, thwarting what police say was likely a smash-and-grab heist.

The entire incident happened in 1 minute. Surveillance video shows a white Ford SUV backing into a handicap parking space at the front of the store. One by one, the suspects dressed in dark clothing rushed into the store with guns drawn.

“She felt that these suspects where possibly going to injury the employees or the customer, so she fired two rounds from her handgun towards the suspects, which caused them to flee the store,” said Garden Grove Police Lt. Jeff Nightengale.

Not mentioned by the reporter: the dude is wearing an Alabama sweatshirt.

These are the minor details that these reporters fail to add that can lead to so many pageviews. Of course this video has ‘viral’ written all over it because it’s a woman shooting at robbers and they all bunch up at the door.

But you throw in the fact that one of these bros is an Alabama fan and this has the possibility to dominate SEC message boards for weeks.