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Breaking news out of the flower world: Madonna hates Hydrangeas. This beautiful bloomer, which in some circles is known as house cat of flowers, was given to the Like a Virgin singer at the Venice film festival by an adoring fan. She then looked at her publicist and said, “I absolutely loath hydrangeas.” Duh! If this adoring fan had been properly stalking Madonna they’d have known that she hates hydrangeas! Any respectable florist will tell you that buying a hydrangea for an aging 53 year old diva who developed a fake accent and stole a baby from Africa is a terrible idea. Listen a hydrangea does not allow one to express themselves, it’s not vogue, she won’t cherish the flower and that’s just going over the borderline with a material girl who’s like a virgin. Obviously…
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Ever wondered what it feels like to reach speeds of 170 mph on a motorcycle? Dashcam footage shows this pair of adrenaline junkies weaving in and out of traffic until they finally can go full-throttle on an open stretch of road… only to lead to a fatal collision shortly thereafter.

The video, which was released by Devon and Cornwall Police to thwart other speed demons who are looking to live dangerously, shows the biker flagrantly ignoring traffic laws as he zips down a winding roadway.

As his friend zooms off into the distance, the POV biker desperately tries to keep pace – even if doing so nearly results in multiple near-misses with oncoming vehicles.

The pair eventually reach a flat stretch of expressway with little traffic, so they put the pedal to the metal, accelerating from 70 mph to 140 mph in just under 10 seconds, and then from 120 mph to 170 mph – the fastest speed ever recorded in the area – in about the same timeframe.

It was to be the last thrill one of the bikers would ever have: just minutes later, the lead biker speeds up to around 100 mph on a busy roadway and ends up colliding head-on into another vehicle.

The biker who filmed his friend’s death was punished with a suspended prison sentence, with the judge noting that he would have to live with “this piece of madness” for the rest of his life.