Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time

In news that should serve as a surprise to absolutely no one with functioning eyeballs, Jennifer Aniston was voted the hottest woman of all time.

That’s right, folks…all time.

This inevitable honor was bestowed upon Ms. Aniston after she topped every other lady, ever in a MensHealth.com poll.

Here is the official rundown describing why Aniston took home the honors:

Funny is sexy, and Jennifer Aniston is funny—she was invited to join Saturday Night Live before her big break with Friends. Her down-to-earth persona makes her seem attainable, and anyone who’s seen her in Office Space has to admit she makes even pieces of flair look good. She rarely plays the airhead, and she seldom overplays a role: she’s funny in a quiet, refreshingly human way. And her all-too-human love life off screen inspires sympathy that not even a string of bland romantic comedies can diminish. Other sex symbols drift toward one-dimensionality, becoming flat icons in the process, but throughout her career Aniston has remained sexy, funny, and unmistakably real.

Aniston obviously had to beat out some stiff competition since the field included, well, every female ever.

Rounding out the top five were Raquel Welch (#2), Marilyn Monroe (#3), Britney Spears (#4) and Madonna (#5).

There weren’t many other gals on my crush list who were able to crack the top 100. In fact, despite an abundance of mega hotties only three gals off my list made the cut: Natalie Portman (#27), Audrey Hepburn (#82) and Mila Kunis (#96).

For anyone who is curious—and given her history with Ms. Aniston, many of y’all might be—Angelina Jolie cracked the upper echelon of the list coming in at the ten spot.