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The Kpopalypse 2017 Objectification Survey results part 1 of 4 – best FEMALE BOOBS and MALE TORSO/ABS in k-pop

Welcome to the first part of the Kpopalypse 2017 Objectification Survey results! It’s time to find out what readers believe to be the best boobs and torso/abs in k-pop for 2017!

The 2017 Kpopalypse Objectification Survey used more categories and a new, more nuanced scoring system for greater objectification accuracy. Respondents were asked to list three people in each category, in preference order with best first. The scoring system was thus:

Your first choice was weighted 100% higher than your second choice

Your second choice was weighted 66% higher than your third choice

If you doubled or tripled on choices, only the first choice was counted

Choices after the third were disregarded in all cases

Scores were then tallied to give the final result across all categories. The four results posts are as follows:

BEST FEMALE BOOBS

#1 – HYOSUNG – (EX) SECRET

1232 points

(2016 position – #1)

Despite doing virtually nothing all year except a bunch of stupid press appearances, Hyosung once again walked away with the #1 trophy by a margin wider than the support straps on her Wonderbra. Once again she easily scooped up more votes than the next two top contenders combined. Will Hyosung ever be dethroned from the #1 position? Perhaps not in the near future, but who’s complaining? Not Kpopalypse, and probably not you either, judging by how you voted.

#2 – CHENG XIAO – WJSN/COSMIC GIRLS

497 points

(2016 position – did not chart)

The surprise chartbuster/brabuster this year was WJSN’s Cheng Xiao, who picked up only a measly three points in 2016’s survey! This means that her 2017 score is approximately a 16566% improvement on last year’s performance! A relative scarcity of fap material for this newcomer to k-pop didn’t stop many caonimas from appreciating her charmsassetspearly volume FUCKING TITS and readers showed their gratitude by giving their voting preferences to Cheng Xiao over many old favourites.

#3 – CHOA – (EX) AOA

475 points

(2016 position – #3)

Choa waves goodbye to k-pop this year as she sadly (or maybe happily) leaves AOA due to mental health issues. However her physical health has never been better, as her panoramic “Excuse Me” dance proved.

#4 – SUNNY – GIRLS’ GENERATION

400 points

(2016 position – #2)

Who could have imagined that Sunny would one day drop down to fourth position in a k-pop boobs poll? Maybe it has something to do with the lack of recent fanservice, as I had to go all the way back to 2015 to find an acceptable quality fancam for this post.

#5 – JIHYO – TWICE

366 points

(2016 position – #21)

Another quick riser in the boob charts – as Twice’s fortunes in k-pop have increased, so has the profile of their bustiest members, who now have the exposure to compete with k-pop’s biggest veteran stars and come out on top.

#6 – YURA – GIRL’S DAY

217 points

(2016 position – #4)

Another veteran k-pop performer who hasn’t gotten out as much as one would have hoped lately, Yura slips a couple places this year as her star is gradually eclipsed in the fast-moving world of k-pop boobs.

#7 – HYUNA – (EX) 4MINUTE

191 points

(2016 position – #6)

Proof that boobs don’t have to be natural to be relevant to caonimas, Hyuna put in a relatively strong showing given that her group ruptured faster than saline bags on a flight with poor cabin pressure equalisation… but I’m sure Hyuna wouldn’t know anything about that.

#8 – MOMO – TWICE

175 points

(2016 position – #31)

Momo’s athletic figure was a big hit with Kpopalypse readers who upped the ante on Twice voting this year, pushing Momo firmly into the top ten.

#9 – SOYOU – (EX) SISTAR

172 points

(2016 position – #5)

All Sistar members took a noticeable dip in the polls this year as their group gradually wound up activities, but Soyou fared the best of the bunch, staying longest in the memories of Kpopalypse readers.

#10 – YEZI – FIESTAR

152 points

(2016 position – #19)

Yezi’s newfound fierce image impressed many but wasn’t enough to scare away boob appreciators from fapping vigorously. Fiestar may never be an A-list group but Yezi proved that resting bitchface + boobs = a winning combination at least in the hearts, minds and genitals of Kpopalypse readers.

#11 – HYOMIN – T-ARA

151 points

(2016 position – #9)

Twin snakebites weren’t enough to keep Hyomin away from the thoughts of true k-pop boob appreciators for long, and 2017 saw a rejuvenated T-ara back on top once again, as if they had never left (which they hadn’t). How many faps were had globally to her and Jiyeon’s “Trouble Maker” stage?

#12 – PUER KIM

148 points

(2016 position – #10)

A woman who gets nowhere near enough media attention and definitely doesn’t perform live enough (note how old the fancam is, I couldn’t find anything even remotely recent), if the size of one’s chest was directly proportional to the amount of coverage one received in Korean pop media, Puer Kim would be this generation’s Madonna. I personally would be okay with this.

#13 – SEOLHYUN – AOA

105 points

(2016 position – #16)

Despite AOA’s profile being slightly lower lately, Seolhyun still managed to overtake previously more popular groupmate Yuna this year to scrape into the top 13 for 2017. Excuse me, indeed.

HONOURABLE MENTIONS

#14 – Yulhee – LaBoum

#15 – Hayoung – Apink

#16 – Minhee – Stellar

#17 – Hong Jin Young

#18 – Jaekyung – Rainbow

#19 – Kyungri – Nine Muses

#20 – Nada – (ex) Wassup

#21 – Ailee

#22 – Min – miss A

#23 – Hyorin – (ex) Sistar

#24 – Sulli – (ex) f(x)

#25 – Hyunyoung – Rainbow

#26 – Jimin – AOA

#27 – Clara

#28 – Hyoeun – Stellar

#29 – Qri – T-ara

#30 – Luna – f(x)

#31 – Arin – Oh My Girl

#32 – G.na

#33 – Goeun – Laysha

#34 – Gain – Brown Eyed Girls

#35 – Lee Hyori

$36 – Woohee – Dal Shabet

#37 – Hwasa – Mamamoo

#38 – Park Jimin – 15&

#39 – CL – (ex) 2NE1

#40 – Moon Hyuna – Nine Muses

#41 – Jihyun – (ex) 4Minute

#42 – Amber – f(x)

#43 – Soomin – CIVA

#44 – Yenny – (ex) Wonder Girls

BONUS CONTENT

Video list of the top 20!

It wouldn’t be a Kpopalypse survey if both genders weren’t objectified. It may surprise you to know that Kpopalypse blog has more female readers than male readers, and even though they tend to vote a bit less, I feel that it’s still important to cater to them, as well as all the other LGBTQIZWGAPGNW types who may enjoy hunky man-meat. Some people asked “why no best manboobs?” but that’s why this was “torso/abs” – manboobs is part of the package.

BEST MALE ABS/TORSO

#1 – WONHO – MONSTA X

408 points

(2016 position – #7)

How popular are Monsta X these days? Pretty popular, if the voting of caonimas is any indication. Although the race for male fleshy parts was a closer race than the more sharply polarised female voting, Wonho took a commanding lead in the results this year and never looked back.

#2 – MINHO – SHINEE

346 points

(2016 position – #3)

Minho didn’t have any problems in 2017 consolidating his high position in the charts of man-meat appreciators, despite his group’s vintage. Maybe it was that SHINee fanfic that got all the fans on board for Kpopalypse blog.

#3 – JIMIN – BTS

287 points

(2016 position – #1)

Last year’s leader dropped a couple of places for 2017, but there’s still no doubting Jimin’s enduring popularity, as I’m reminded each time I try in vain to search up pictures of 15&’s Jimin Park and pictures of this dude keep getting in the way.

#4 – BM – KARD

196 points

(2016 position – did not chart)

This year’s breakout new star of sexy torso flesh for Kpopalypse readers is BM from KARD, and there’s no denying that he’s significantly chunkier and buffer than the usual k-pop star. He would also seemingly have no trouble finding a vein if he ever felt the need to inject some hard drugs.

#5 – SHOWNU – MONSTA X

191 points

(2016 position – #19)

Almost everybody who voted for Monsta X’s Wonho also gave a second or third-place vote to Shownu, which was enough to see him rise comfortably into single digits this year, plus he got a few first-place votes of his own.

#6 – TAECYEON – 2PM

178 points

(2016 position – #2)

2PM haven’t been very active this year, and thus Taecyeon’s position has suffered. As a result, the image and fancam I found are both quite old but I figured fans probably wouldn’t mind.

#7 – JONGHYUN – SHINEE

163 points

(2016 position – #10)

SHINee on the other hand have only increased in popularity this year, at least as far as Kpopalypse readers are concerned.

#8 – SHINDONG – SUPER JUNIOR

141 points

(2016 position – #14)

There’s no denying it – Kpopalypse readers are thirsty for man-meat, and who better to provide than the meatiest k-pop star of all, Shindong? However he’s seemingly quite shy and bashful about his girth, as I couldn’t find any decent fancams that show any flesh, and I’m pretty sure that magazine cover’s abs are not even his own. What a shame. Feel free to pass me some better, more authentic pictures so I can share them with you all when he inevitably returns to the charts in 2018.

#9 – RAIN

137 points

(2016 position – #8)

Male k-pop stars seem to do a bit better than female ones for longevity both in their general careers and also in these fap polls. Rain has long since stopped doing pretty much anything at all, yet he was consistently voted highly by Kpopalypse readers with fond memories of his buff torso.

#10 – JUNGKOOK – BTS

135 points

(2016 position – #13)

For some reason Jungkook doesn’t show his abs much, but unlike Shindong he doesn’t even have an excuse. What’s with that? Get with the program you idiot, crazy BTS fans don’t grow on trees you know… oh wait

#11 – XIUMIN – EXO

133 points

(2016 position – #6)

I’m not sure why EXO have dipped in popularity lately, I guess the BTS juggernaut is really making a difference. Anyway whatever, here’s some more man-flesh.

#12 – KYUNGIL – (EX) HISTORY

112 points

(2016 position – #4)

Here’s Kyungil who certainly looks healthy. Many k-pop fans shed a tear when History disbanded recently and I was sad because they had some of the better boy group songs recently, but I think that’s not the only reason people were upset.

#13 – JACKSON – GOT7

95 points

(2016 position – #15)

Rounding out this list is GOT7’s Jackson, who always looks a bit shitty in photos for some reason, as if someone unbuttoned his shirt without permission. It was probably Asian Junkie, I’ve heard he’s a fan.

HONOURABLE MENTIONS

#14 – Kai – EXO

#15 – Taeyang – BigBang

#16 – Suho – EXO

#17 – Jay Park

#18 – Siwon – Super Junior

#19 – Ravi – VIXX

#20 – Kang Daniel – Wanna One

#21 – Changmin – TVXQ

#22 – Jaejoong – JYJ

#23 – Sehun – EXO

#24 – Nickhyun – 2PM

#25 – Kikwang – Highlight

#26 – Jaehyo – Block B

#27 – Daesung – BigBang

#28 – Woohyun – Infinite

#29 – Bobby – Ikon

#30 – Minhyuk – BTOB

#31 – Taemin – SHINee

#32 – T.O.P – BigBang

#33 – Baekho – Nu’est

#34 – Baekhyun – EXO

#35 – Donjun – Z:EA

#36 – Dongwoo – Infinite

#37 – Hoya – Infinite

#38 – J-Hope – BTS

#39 – Leejoon – MBLAQ

#40 – Chanyeol – EXO

#41 – G-Dragon – BigBang

#42 – Jota – Madtown

#43 – Taeil – Block B

#44 – Yongguk – BAP

My girlfriend just walked in here and I told her what I was doing, and how long the remaining posts for this series were going to take. She said “wow, the things you do without being paid…” which normally I don’t question but after finding all these male abs pics and videos that do absolutely nothing for me, I’m beginning to wonder if I’m wasting my life. I’d better go and look at the first half of this post again to rediscover my reason for existence, in the meantime please show your support and appreciation if you liked this post, as the other three parts will be on the way soon!

The amount of shindong votes every year never fail to amuse me honestly
Glad to see both Shownu and Wonho made it to the top ranks!
Also I guess you should know the pic you used for Kyungil is actually Seulong from 2am dude, gotta present nothing but accurate evidence in this type of obviously serious journalism efforts

Oh don’t worry, your dedication to the first half of this survey is enough to forgive all… 🙂 I’m glad Min (miss A) and Luna (f(x)) made it in the rankings, I dearly love me some Min flesh (which seems to be increasing as miss A winds down – Min’s doing musical theatre now!) and Luna is extremely hot (if you haven’t seen Honey Bee, what’s wrong with you?) 🙂
…And sigh, we’re all going to miss Choa, she was my sunshine in AOA, her twirling that spin dance (Excuse Me) had me in stitches many, many times… 🙂

I just came to check if my man was on the top ten of this list. He is, so I show support and appreciation because I liked this post. Thank you for forgetting your reason for existence just to please me.

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