Hi,
this site is all about Monkeys, REAL
MONKEYS. This site is awesome. My name is Eric
and I can't stop thinking about Monkeys. They are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.
Monkeys are mammals.

2.
Monkeys fling poo ALL
the time.

3.
The purpose of the Monkey is to flip out, climb stuff & wear funny hats.

Weapons
and abilities:

Monkey Teeth Wrestling Powers

Sad Monkey Eyes

Testimonial:

Monkeys
can flip out and howl anytime they want! Monkeys fling poo ALL the time and don't
even think twice about it. They are so crazy and awesome that they climb stuff ALL the time. I heard that there was this Monkey who was eating
at a diner. And when some dude dropped a banana the Monkey climbed some tall guy and howled for 7 weeks straight. My friend Mark said that he saw a Monkey totally fling poo at some kid just because the kid
mentioned "planet of the apes".

And
that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If
you don't believe that Monkeys have REAL Ultimate Power
you better get a life right now or they will climb a tree near your home and stare at you with their sad monkey eyes until your brain hurts!!! It's
an easy choice, if you ask me.

Monkeys
are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it
sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.
They are totally awesome and that's a fact. Monkeys are fast, smooth, cool,
strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start climbing trees next year. I
love Monkeys with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Q
and A:.

Q:
Why is everyone so obsessed about Monkeys?

A:
Monkeys are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap about tossing crap, but on
the other hand, Monkeys have opposable thumbs.

Q:
I heard that Monkeys are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?

A:
Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Monkeys can
be mean OR totally awesome.

Q:
What do Monkeys do when they're not howling, flinging poo or flipping out and climbing stuff?

A:
Most of their free time is spent testing cosmetics, but sometimes they masturbate. (Ask Mark
if you don't believe me.)

My best friend Mark has an evil monkey
living
in his closet , which
is bragable.