Yesterday was easy… I just reached into my blog archives and pulled out an entry that fixated on someone’s appearance.Call me unambitious again today, because here’s an additional blast from my past:

The real estate agent in the low-ish cut blouse, pencil tight skirt, and four-inch heels was carping about the lousy market. She whined about the feared consequences of cutting back on her previously frequent salon visits. “If I keep putting off the polishing, the styling, and the waxing, I’m going to look like a man.”