What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.

Careful of those reunions Fleek. On a side note, I actually have a dripping weiner story.

I worked at an auto parts store in my early 20's. A customer came in and special ordered some parts. His name was something along the lines of Drhi Phelpi. My coworker/buddy thought his name sounded like an std. So a few weeks go by, and one day this fine gal is in the store. I start working my game on her when my buddy totally cock blocks me. In the middle of my macking, he interupts us by saying to her, hey do you know Brandon has Drhi Phelpi's? She had a confused look on her face, and my buddy adds to clarify, they jump and cause the drips. I start laughing and say to her, he's just kidding. Needless to say, she left the store without buying anything and shaking her head. My buddy starts bursting out laughing, while I'm cursing him out. So, if the Drhi Phelpi's are real, Chris might have an accurate portrayal of the symptoms.

_______________________________________Billy Madison-

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the playground is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no props, and may the mods have mercy on your soul.