What is up Oppositelock? I’m back with another college survey! This time it’s for a marketing class. It’s about booze.

Yes, that is right, I am a disgusting, no-good, brand-washed marketing major piece of trash, and now I would like you to take part in a product plan survey the education establishment has forced me to develop, which I am told will help me penultimately achieve an average job and live out an average life, if it doesn’t end in nuclear war by graduation in December.

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Full Disclosure: The following survey will ask you to confirm your general age range, as it is indeed about alcoholic beverages. If you are over 21, please indicate as such.

The survey will go on to question your drinking habits and your history with a real beverage known as Capri Sun. If any of this makes you uncomfortable, I understand. This survey is not a requirement, you are simply helping me out!

Your answers are private, and you will not have to provide any identifying information.