What IWS Fans Are Saying

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Matt Said, Jay Said LI

Matt talks shit. Jay talks shit. You listen to our shit.

Matt: Hidy Hoooooo neighborrrrrrrrr!!
Jay: Could you be any more gay?
Matt: Funny…That’s what Schmoop is always asking me.
Jay: Of course she does…great, hot minds like ours think alike.
Matt: Or something.

Jay: Hey…Our Sunday show with Stacy killed. I mean killed. Number 2 bitches!!
Matt: Yeah it’s sweet, but I’m sure Alan Levy hates that a non-paying show gets that high.
Jay: BTR should be paying US to be on their network.
Matt: Oh hell to the yes!!
Jay: But I tell ya…It’s going to be hard topping the show with Stacy.
Matt: I know, but…oh wait…
Jay: What?

Matt: Did I tell you that Sigourney Weaver came through the Beer Mine yesterday?
Jay: NO!! You mean THE Sigourney Weaver?
Matt: Well, A Sigourney Weaver.
Jay: Whaaaaaat?
Matt: Yeah a chick came in to buy a six pack. She handed me her credit card and the name on her card read, Sigourney Weaver.
Jay: Ha…Classic!!

Matt: IKR? So I said to her, “Your name is not reall…” and before I got it all out, she said, “Yes…yes it is.”
Jay: Ha. That’s too funny. Was she hot?
Matt: Oh hell yes. Mid to late 20’s, very nice, and I had a thought.
Jay: I know what it was.
Matt: Ha…Tell me what you think I thought.
Jay: We could have her on the show and announce that we are going to be interviewing Sigourney Weaver and we wouldn’t be lying!!
Matt: Exactly!!
Matt and Jay: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Jay: But before we have Sigourney on, we have to get through a big show with our upcoming guest this Sunday.
Matt: I know. The uber-hot and sometimes wonderful, Schmoooooooop!!
Jay: Man, she has done it all. The voice for the IWS Radio show opening. A bit player for IWS Media Group. Best friends with Kim Fragile. Puts up with your ass seven days a week. She’s very accomplished.
Matt: She’s a lunatic.
Jay: That’s part of what makes her hot. She’s crazy and hot like Michele Bachmann, only sane and likeable.
Matt: True Dat.

Jay: We will of course have to ask her why we titled the show,Cussin’ the Lettuce with Schmoop.
Matt: Of course and a host of other things. This may be the fastest 45 minutes in radio history because there’s so much.
Jay: We can only do our best.
Matt: And as always, or as most of time, we will.
Jay: I think we’re ready.
Matt: I think we are. See ya on the radio Sunday at Noon ET, my friend.

Jay: Okay and dig it...in order to get really psyched for the show, Ima gonna oil myself up to pics of Schmoop prior to going on air.
Matt: You are so damn devoted to your craft.

So there you have it folks…

This Sunday at Noon ET on IWS Radio, Jay and Matt will have multi-talented, uber hot, and a best friend to both IWS and the boys, Schmoop, on the air for the entire forty-five minutes.

You can join the fun, frivolity, and what assuredly will be, dirty talk LIVE Sunday at Noon ET, by clicking HERE.

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