Then Applegate reveals -- surprise! -- three other guests: "workers" from factories in China that manufacture Apple's phones and other consumer electronics under allegedly inhumane conditions.

"It takes you to wrong place?" says a factory worker played by "SNL" cast member Fred Armisen in response to a complaint about Apple's buggy mobile maps. "You want Starbucks, it takes you to Dunkin' Donuts? That must be so hard for you."

This "First World problem" sarcasm, spoken in over-the-top fake Chinese accents, continues after another blogger mentions apps loading slowly on the new phone.

"Oh, Twitter real slow? You can't read Kardashian tweet about handbag?" says another worker. "My brother have handbag, too. He lose hand, keep in bag until he can afford to reattach."