It’s not just Olivia Born to Be Wilde who’s on the cover of Glamour’s September issue. Her son, Otis, is there, too, in the middle of a breastfeeding session that his future-friends would make fun of him about in 20 years, were his mother and father not cool parents Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis. She’s obviously a big proponent of breastfeeding, and had some interesting things to say about it.

“Being shot with Otis is so perfect because any portrait of me right now isn’t complete without my identity as a mother being a part of that. Breastfeeding is the most natural thing. I don’t know. Now it feels like Otis should always be on my breast. It felt like we were capturing that multifaceted woman we’ve been discussing—that we know we can be. You can be someone who is at once maternal and professional and sexy and self-possessed…I certainly don’t really look like that when I’m [typically] breast-feeding. And there’s usually a diaper involved.” (Via)

Wilde went on to discuss working with Marty Scorsese, who she’s doing an HBO series with.

“The biggest thing I did to change my career was to act on the confidence that I had built and to say, ‘No, I don’t need to work to stay relevant. I’m just going to work on the things that are interesting.’ I developed the confidence to speak up in meetings with Martin Scorsese, fighting for a character that I believe in.

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Oh sure, when it’s a baby Olivia is totally cool with it and even lets herself be photographed, but when I try to cop a feel she’s all “Help! Police! I’m being molested!” A double-standard, I calls it.

If you’re going to be out of the house for more than 20 minutes at a stretch, the only “plan” is that you make sure you’ve got a blankie or something to cover him with so that when the wife feeds him, the light level is lowered for him slightly, so he goes back to sleep so you can finish dinner/the movie/your business at the bank/shopping/whatthefuckever. There’s no “plan ahead”.

Based upon your verbal diarrhea, I assume you’ve never spent any time with newborns, which is actually surprising, since anyone who would be willing to fuck you is just too lazy to jack/jill off, so they can’t possibly have gone to all the work of birth control. Moms can’t stay in the house for three fucking months until the baby is old enough to go a couple hours without eating, you donkey raping ass spelunker.

It is a boob, not a cock – not that I’ve ever figured out why cocks are so scary in public settings. Whether you believe they were designed by God or by evolution (in which case designed is the wrong word but shut the fuck up I already hate you), feeding babies is what boobs are for. The sex part? That’s because 99% of human males have mommy issues (me included) and the female lovers of straight men learn to fake shit so well that they start to believe they like it.

You’re the Comcast of human beings. You probably spend time on /r/MRA, and not because you’re fishing for screencaps to make fun of. You’re probably that guy that gets pissed when a woman trapped on the elevator with you is scared and upset when you tell her how attractive she is. You probably think there are times when it is ok to wolf whistle at a pretty lady on the street.

@LG There is no question that boobs are awesome and sexy, but when guys like that say shit like that, something inside me thinks the tumblr feminists have a point.

I’ve always felt like women who sign up to be involved in SI Swimsuit issue, porn, /r/gonewild, are essentially ok for someone to objectify, because hot bitches are being paid to be objectified, and there is typically a layer of insulation between the “objects” and us sweaty monkeys.

Real people doing real things like feeding their babby or getting on an elevator or walking to lunch are not ok to objectify, and saying “keep that shit at home” would definitely feel like someone was objectifying if they said it to/about my wife, so fuck them.