Why of course! Between Christopher Robin, Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, and the rest, Eeyore is surrounded by supporting friends.

Defeated by?

The 49ers.

Winner
Self.

Does Anyone Celebrate Him?

Winner
I’m going with "no."

Yep! Austin, TX actually celebrates his birthday every April.

Who’d He Let Down?

Winner
All-around good guy and mustachioed man Aaron Rodgers, who just came back from an injury.

No one, really. He’s just kinda mopey.

Consoles Self With?

Winner
Probably cheese.

Attention.

The Winner Is

WinnerSad Packer Player

6 out of 7

Oh my, ladies and gentlemen. He might have lost the game, but he’s won this one in a big way. With a dominant score of 6-1, the Packer Player who missed the field goal block is the saddest creature out there. Whomp whomp.
-Brian Cullen, CBS Local Sports contributor