The comedic and fictional Twitter user Karl Welzein -- better known by his handle DadBoner -- lashed out at a New York Times writer who's restaurant review slamming celebrity chef Guy Fieri went viral this week.

A screenshot of the DadBoner Twitter page.Blake Thorne | bthorne1@mlive.com

Here's an excerpt from Craigslist response. The first line is pulled from the restaurant review, the next line is Welzein's response.

GUY FIERI, have you eaten at your new restaurant in Times Square? Have you pulled up one of the 500 seats at Guy's American Kitchen & Bar and ordered a meal? Did you eat the food?

ANSWER ON BEHALF OF GUY FROM HIS MAIN MAN KARL WELZEIN: Probably not. Bet Guy's too busy with babes to just sit around eatin' grub all day. Also, he's gotta be workin' hard in the kitchen, like a real macho man. You wouldn't know about that though. Some folks don't get to go out to eat for a living, corncob."

When you have a second, Mr. Fieri, would you see what happened to the black bean and roasted squash soup we ordered?

ANSWER ON BEHALF OF GUY FROM HIS MAIN MAN KARL WELZEIN: Why don't you check on it yourself, nosey? So lazy. Guy's too busy comin' up with a thousand ideas you wish you could think of in a million years to worry 'bout some soup you probably don't want anyway.

Blake Thorne covers K-12 schools and higher education for The Flint Journal. Contact him at bthorne1@mlive.com or 810-347-8194. Follow him on Twitter (where he is a real person) or Facebook.