tl;dr: these are cons I’m gonna be at

I hate Atlanta, but I’ve worked here for the past year and a half, so I may as well go to this one. Wanted to hit up last year’s, but they denied my press pass for no given reason and I got bitchy about it.

For the sake of your entertainment, I hope they do it again, cuz this time I’m going no matter what.

o/

If you’re gonna be at these cons and are boycotting online communication for… fuck if I know, you can simply look around to see who the drunkest assholes in the weebest gear are. That’ll be me ‘n the meme crew — I talk exactly how I write, just get away with it cuz I’m cute.

Speaking of ky, these bad boys girls may be the best $20 con investment I’ll ever make. Ladies~

jesus christ how you can stand all that awkward teenage/manchild… awkwardness will forever be a mystery. i mean, why just not cough up the cash for a ticket to glorious nippon, walk over that stupid bridge in odaiba and attend that comicfestconwhateverthefuckitwascalled

Cons are simply a good excuse to be social with your friends. I am in a unique situation where the stars are aligned to make going to cons a worthwhile experience — flights are mostly free, hotels are discounted, I get to explore sweet cities with my friends that aren’t stuck in this fuckhole of a state known as Minnesota… Plus, I get to meet random readers.

Yeah, most of them get frightened the fuck away after like 10 minutes and resolve to never let me speak to them or their son again, but… like 10% of the time we get super trashed and hit on ambiguously gendered Yuno cosplayers, so I will roll those dice any day of the week.

And I couldn’t give less than two fucks about Japan proper. My place is better than Aki anyway.