What is this? Constituted of sap and crap? (Hey, that rhymed, does that mean I is un writer 2oo?)

They are completely out of character, and what the heck are you blabbing on and on incessantly about? This is not description, narration, etc. Lay off the waffy, fluffy, make-you-puke junk. It's degrading. Not to you, of course, because you're already the lowest of the low. But what about the innocent readers who happen to stumble upon such filth? I DEMAND YOU BOW DOWN AND WIPE YOUR FECES OFF MY SHOES! And while you're at it, kindly purge all of your stories as a fannish gesture to the creators. They'd be utterly appalled, devastated, ASHAMED to discover such a horrid little twit such as yourself for a fan.

Wow, that was a waste of time. What was the point again? Oh, that's right, NOTHING EXCEPT FOR KILLING MY BRAIN CELLS!