Haha I love this thing :D
I like apples- what a beautiful statement. So smooth Scorpius. I HAVE ONE CRITIQUE: where is le banner? If you get a banner, you'll probably be raking in the R,R&Rs.
10/10 for Scorpius being so awkward

Author's Response: Eeep! I'm so glad :D
Hahah, I laughed a bit myself, I must admit xD (self-obsessed, you ask? ...maybe)
And now there is a banner -- and I really hope you like that too :D