jonesthecurl wrote:No, I'm Spartacus.This is not intended to be a factual statement.

I liked this one.

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If you have not been following the unrest in the Southwest Asia and North Africa region over the last few months, specifically the goings on in Libya, this video from Back to the Future explains all you'll ever need to know.

Former child actor Jon Kyl devotes well over 90 percent of his waking hours to on-line gaming. In between turns he can often be found trolling the Conquer Club forum under the username "shieldgenerator7".

Upon his death mythical creature Jon Kyl (ققنوس) will erupt into a giant fireball engulfing everything in well over a 90 yard radius. From the ashes a new, stronger Jon Kyl will emerge whose sole purpose is to mislead the American people.

King Kong-like gangster-pirate-fireman high priest Vatican assassin warlock Jon Kyl suffers night terrors and PTSD from the loss of his baby blanket at age eight. He is quoted as saying "I'd gleefully destroy well over ninety percent of life on earth if it meant I could have my Ba-ba back."