I have a theory that absolutely everything in Australia can and will try to kill you. This koala is yet another example of the wildlife of the country trying to get humans to leave forever.

Instead of killing it's prey, the koala tries to make its attacker kill himself by making him feel so bad for hitting something so damn cute.

The poor little marsupial is just trying to get to the other side of the road — cue obvious "why did the koala cross the road?" joke — when he encounters a group of motorcyclists.

Every single bike avoids him... except for one. Thankfully the biker slows down enough that he doesn't kill the koala. Instead the koala gets knocked over, looks adorably dazed for a second, and runs back into the brush.

There is no word on the current condition of the koala or if the motorcyclist fled Australia to escape his shame.