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Prologue

Only really created this so my Talk-link wouldn't be red anymore...

Other than that, I don't know exactly what goes on in these here talk-pages, but from what I gathered, you either pseudo-message-board-chat with eachother (well wishes, expressions of grattitude, expression of discontent, etc.) or you discuss "business".

Exploding Dogs

Yeah, thanks. I was thinking about writing my own article at first, but as is painfully obvious from my other written contributions, it would have been a waste of good images. Anyways, glad you liked them. Feel free to edit any unfunny text you see there. --MoneySign 16:10, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

User page

Okay, I don't go out of my way to compliment users very often, but your user page message box is darned clever. I'm just waiting for user:HandicapSign to sign up. --—rc(t) 06:13, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Haha! Thanks... And you don't have to wait for user:HandicapSign per se... Just give it to user:Nerd42 or someone... You know, someone that's lame enough? (ba dum tsch) So, yeah, anyways, thanks for the compliment. You've made me quite proud of it now. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 06:22, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Also...would you mind terribly if I shamelessly ripped you off? Because (my deep, dark secret) I hid my initials on the potato. Top left corner, on the really gimpy-looking piece. --—rc(t) 06:34, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

You mean top right corner? Because whilst analysing the potato (just one of many deep dark secrets) I just couldn't figure out what that one meant... I even look through this online symbol-catalogue, and goshnabbit, wasn't in there... But I digress. Sure, no problem. In fact, I'd feel honoured to be ripped off shamelessly. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 06:39, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Nope, top left. They just look like three smudgy shapes, but they're letters, trust me on this one. The top right corner isn't anything in particular, actually, I just drew something in because I couldn't think of a good symbol to put there. Don't tell the nooblets, though, I want them to keep guessing. --—rc(t) 08:06, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

OK

Alright because you did that politely and what not I made it factual. However, I still will vote for the user I nominated, but if I was incorrwect I guess corrections needed to be made. --The Pancake Man 08:41, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Oh magic!

Just for you!

A nice touch of n00biness. I moved my election flame war to a special page. Feel free to add any disgracefulnesses you like.--Suresh 12:39, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Yes, I noticed that... And don't worry, I'll get campaigning soon enough... Just playing a game of chess first (which you can watch at over here)... --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 12:47, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the Baby Fu picture

It added so much to the article. You rock!--Bradaphraser 05:47, 18 January 2006 (UTC)

Congratulations

As a previous winner of the disillustrious NotM award, I'd like to welcome you to our exclusive club of idiots who go on to toil purposelessly in relative obscurity. Bravo! :) Seriously, you're a great guy and very deserving. Head and shoulders above the last two idiots who won this prize. :) Now, your only choice is whether to go with the abbreviated or the extended signature. --T.(talk) 05:51, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Congrats on the win, £££££. More than deserving, against difficult competition. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)

Hmpf. I am twice the idiot Money is. And absolute obscure about it - with good purposes! So really it bears me against to recognice Money as a winner. The only explanation I can give to his victory is that he is a nice chap, helpful and make some high class pictures, templates and edits. As if that should count!--SwamiA. Suresh 15:18, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Thank you all for your congratulatory expressions. I'm not sure I'm fully deserving of this "prestigious" honour, but I'll accept it anyways just to irritate Suresh. Also, a special thanks to the kind Uncyclopedians who voted for me. As a small token of my appreciation, I've created an image that illustrates how I feel about you:

You rock!

I see the small plant of MoneySigns talent trying to pave it's way up through the heavy rocks of piled public expectations...:)--SwamiA. Suresh 11:48, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

Nomination and vote, sweetheart. And you'll notice, the earlier one voted, the more prominent the rock. EvilZak paid a price for that, though.... --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 09:12, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

Reference

Ok, but I'll NRV-tag it. That'll give you 7 days to expand it enough. If, however, you don't succeed, it will still be huffed. Might I also remark that if you're doing a "work in progress", mark it appropriately with {{WIP}} --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 17:27, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

THIS USER VOTES WISELY

They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them.A featured picture is a nice birthday present for me :)--

About spanish uncyclopedia

No habla español... So I'll just talk in English. Please do nt create any more articles in Babel:Es. There is now a Spanish Uncyclopedia, which can be found here: [1]. SGAE can be found here: [2]. Thanks and have fun. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 13:39, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

Ok, but i came to this page following a link in another web, and the article about SGAE had become very popular, so now there are many broken links. Do you know if could be done any kind of redirect to its current ubication? Thanks --Jejeje 13:58, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

Hmmmm... I'm not sure if a redirect can be made to an article on another wiki... It would be a shame though that Inciclopedia loses a lot of potential contributors. Do you suppose you could have the link changed on that website so it directs to Inciclopedia itself? If not, I'll discuss with others what can and should be done.

P.S.: There's no need to reply on my talkpage if I've left you a message on yours. I will be watching it. Thanks, and take care. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 14:03, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

An actual, personal thanks

I guess a template is better than nothing, but it's kinda down there with an electronic greeting card. "When you don't care enough to even send the very best mass-produced, pre-printed greeting card that you spent 5 minutes looking for, there's Hallmark.com."

Anyway, I'm kind of off work from the site this weekend, but I'm taking a break after nearly falling 2 stories during my home improvement work. Hopefully I'm not dead by the time you actually read this. I'm gratified to be one of the few (or only) people that's been able to write something you've read all the way through. While I do enjoy to read, I appreciate it when the author make it easy for me to get to the end. Thanks for the vote, for your excellent smiting of crud articles, and for extreme patience with Jtaylor1 (I've been there with him, too). Now I don't feel so guilty for deserting for a couple of days. :) ~ T.(talk) 05:13, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

Awwwww, well aren't you just the sweetest! You sure do know how to make a guy feel appreciated... About Jtaylor1: I was seriously about to go over the edge over the whole sig-thing. Was mighty glad he got there in the end. As for your weekend off: despite the lack of your amazing and unique way of handling sysop-tasks, we'll (have to) make due without them. Take care, be safe, and see you Monday, bright and early! --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 05:24, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

As we're in dire need of some good nomintions, I nommed Jtaylor1, seeing as he still acts noob even though he isn't. Do I hear a second? :)

It's a perfectly good award. I'd hate to see it go waste. Is there a better candidate? ~ T.(talk) 20:24, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

Haha! I noticed the nomination, and was just about to vote against, to be honest. Not because he's doesn't deserve it, but because I kind of feel sorry for him... He's not like Kakun, who knew very well what he was doing wrong. Or like Nerd, who just kept on dramming on and on... He strikes me as... well... just plain simple, really. Of course, on the other hand, it IS a perfectly valid award, and I guess it would be kind of a shame to waste. So... Hmmmm.... I guess I'll put the sheep-act on and go along. :D --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 20:31, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

You can always be somewhat sympathetic with your For vote. e.g. As much as I hate to do this.... :) ~ T.(talk) 20:34, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

Jtaylor1's Apologies

I apologize for upsetting you.--Jtaylor1 02:57, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

Featured Article

This was due again last night at midnight. :) When I woke up this morning and saw that it hadn't been changed, I did it myself. I will continue to try to not do the updates this week, unless it's clear that both you and Murph are off work. ;-) ~ T.(talk) 12:37, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

Actually, I thought Keitei was going to do it... If I remember correctly, I convinced her to let me have one go at a feature-thing. But I guess it was either a miscommunication, she forgot, or most likely, she was too lazy. In any case, thanks for doing it. I'll keep my eyes open next time. :D --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 18:34, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

You know whats kinda sad...I just got the what you guys meant...I feel stupid...well thanks to which ever one of you really did do it...your my favorite!!...yeah and Money Sign..no one has written on my user page since you...I feel lonesome and unloved...hint-hint..The HRH MuCal. TayorMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) - if you write to me
-if you don't....no pressure...haha..I'm not obssesive or anything..not at all
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Hey Money!! how are you? I am booooorrrrreeeed,and you, as always, are the one that I came to...Are you yet honored?? bye then!!
The HRH MuCal. TayorMUN (Praise!) (CMC!)</center>

For the love of krist, don't center stuff without uncentering them! Thanks. And... uhm... I'm thinking honoured isn't the word here... Don't know how I would describe it, though... Say, did you know that Eskimos having an X number of words for "snow" is just an urban legend? Yeah... Now you do... :D --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 14:30, 4 April 2006 (UTC)

You protected this aticle. I know why u deleted it, that's becouse I listed it in QVFD once and again. I didn't know someone was so interested to save a copy here as well. It's not a bad idea, but I would like to know who requested the protection anyway. Thanks.--Rataube 10:09, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I figured instead of breaking all those links from external websites, I'd make a passage way to Inciclopedia. More chance of gaining useful and good contributors.

As for with whom I discussed and eventually concluded to spare the SGAE article: that'll be Jejeje (see discussion on his talk page).

I shot the trouble

Excuse me, can I learn the reason that you've deleted my entry?

Of course you can, if you're open to it. See, the thing was just a one liner. And it was made by an IP. Naturally, I assume it's just a useless article. It's a reflex I have. And contrary to what you might have thought, marking it with {{stub}} doesn't help. If you plan to expand the article, you should mark it with {{construction|~~~~~}}. That way, if it hasn't changed in 7 days, it will still be deleted, but you'll have had 7 days to work on it. Thanks, and take care. :D --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 13:38, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

P.S.: Please give new subjects a new section, as to prevent confusion. Thanks.

Thanks, I thought it was not found funny :D. I was afraid :P, --155.223.196.218 13:39, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

Oops, sorry, I accidentally re-created this 4 seconds after you deleted it by saving it with an NRV. No objection to you huffing it mercilessly once again. Guinness2702(talk)MUN 14:37, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Can't I be a noob?

I, personally, very much like my Mistake Monkey article. I guess that's why I wrote it though. You didn't have to mark it for NRV, did you? I've never wrote an article before and I'm trying to learn the ropes, but that kinda sux to have it marked five minutes after I write it. I mean, surely some people will find it funny. Besides, I thought that was what this whole thing was about. Trying to be polite here.

Awwwww... Don't worry about an NRV too much... It usually means that an article is just too short. And that's the case with Mistake Monkey. I was slightly amused with it myself, but couldn't allow it to remain so short. All you have to do is expand it. Heck, if you want, you may even replace the NRV with following code: {{construction|~~~~~}} That way, the 7 day deadline is still in place, but you won't get put off as much. :D Take care, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 11:01, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

err this is pretty late, but thanks for reverting the vandalism on my userpage. --Willy on wheels! 03:32, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

No, leave it alone.

NO, Haska was (whoops didn't intend to put 'no' in ALL CAPS) not crap and a half, what you saw was not what it was, argh...it wa a botched attempt to retrieve what was lost. Arrgh.
Flameviper12 00:22, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

No Redeeming Value copyright information

Yes. Hi. No. Hello. I was wondering about your image, NRV.jpg, and wondering if I could use it freely without restriction on a t-shirt in Cafepress. IAN WELLER-- TALK -- F@H -- VFH -- VFD -- RAND 21:56, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

Hi, Ian. I'm flattered you'd like to use one of my images, truly I am... But I'm afraid I'll have to break you little heart on this one. You see, Uncyclopedia is planning to make its own line of merchandise sometime in the future (hopefully this summer), and the NRV-stamp is on their own T-shirt list. So... I'm sorry, but the answer is going to have to be no. :( --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 22:48, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

But you can buy one when UnMerchandise is up! Only $24.99 plus your dignity. --—rc(t) 23:11, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

You'll be unbanned in 6 hours. :D Well, less now, of course... Though, I might be willing to strike you a deal... Give me some kind of appropriate award (on my user page), and I'll see what I can do. :D --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 23:24, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

PFP

Sorry about the trouble, it looks like I forgot to log in when I made those votes--Anon32 20:12, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Grrrrr... I even gave you a whole week to confirm or deny it... Meh... I s'pose I can always find comfort in the hopes you've learned a valuable lesson today... Well, two, actually...

Always log in before editing Uncyclopedia (ESPECIALLY voting-pages).

Don't try to pull a fast one on a sysop! You'll never get away with it!

Thanks for bringing your little slip-ups to my attention. Would have been a shame to see the against on Whack-A-Moa rounded up... Take care! --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 21:35, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Poo Lit

Hey MoneySign... That logo is the shit (or something like that)! Now I'd better go stomp on it to put it out. Imrealized 23:05, 2 April 2006 (UTC)

Haha! I saw your message the first time (when it was at the bottom). So pah for making me think I had a new message... ;) As for the praising of the logo: thanks! Glad it's to your (and hopefully other people's) liking. My next project will be to replace the Uncyclopedia logo with a impressively large dollar-, euro- or yen symbol, keeping a watchful eye on all your activities. Or not... Same thing. Hope to see your submission and take care. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 11:42, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

Deleted pages

Hi. I was splitting up pages from Parkway North High School's page into two places, but the sites were deleted. I can assure you it isn't a virus... can you get the old pages back up and running? I no longer have a copy. Thanks. Rendezvous 00:22, 2 April 2006 (UTC)

Uhm... If you're going to split something up from a vanity page (which an article on a school automatically is), you're only allowed to create and use subpages of the original article. Subpages are created by adding "/subpagename" to the URL. For example, a subpage about your school's gymnasium would be located at http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Parkway_North_High_School/Gymnasium.

Like many other people, I've never heard of the guy... I checked Wikipedia, and they've never heard of the guy either. And then there's Google... Google has heard of just about any series of letters, but fact that the first pages didn't strike me as stuff a lot of people will have visited, I decided your buddy Patrick Urbina wasn't famous enough (yet) to get his own article... HOWEVER! I coudl be wrong... Point me in the right direction (site with credible reference and such), and I just might have to restore Pat. May I call him Pat? --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 18:40, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

Blocked at IRC

Today I logged at IRC to discover I was blocked. Every time I tried to post a line I got this message: "#uncyclopedia Cannot send to channel". I'm telling you, couse you were the operator at the moment, so you might know why or how this happened. If you unblocked me i'd be glad.--Rataube 16:47, 7 April 2006 (UTC)

P.S: BTW, I advise you to archive your old discussions.--Rataube 16:50, 7 April 2006 (UTC)

Rata, I know I'm not $, but this was a problem in the IRC this morning, early afternoon Texas-time. The problem should be solved now.--<<>> 19:31, 7 April 2006 (UTC)

Thanks! (Belated)

THIS USER VOTES WISELY

They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them.There's nothing like a NotM vote to make a n00b feel appreciated!-- Spang

My PLS entry

$, I decided to bypass all that crap with other people's edits and used the first version from April 3rd (or it was the last version I edited on april 3rd before anyone else added anything) so that should be fine according to the PLS rules - check out what I wrote and added in the PLS nom page so you can better see what I mean. Thanks man! --LinkTGF 08:15, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

That's cool. I just assumed removing all the edits would have taken away some value from the article... I guess when we'd put worthy articles to the mainspace, yours will just be left along. So, anyways, good luck when it comes to the judging! --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 09:44, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

Thanks, it's funny cuz the changes not made by me between April 3 and now were either admin related or minor changes like moving a picture and only one line of original text was added (which had to be removed anyways because it wasn't relevant after my rewrite). In any case, in the context of "illustration" does music count as illustration or "example to prove something" in the PLS contest, because we're working to have original recorded songs up as the band's actual recordings. Thanks again $ --LinkTGF 15:45, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

Uhm... Of course I won't forbid you from adding a bit of music, but it won't help your chances of winning, as it's pictures I'm after. Would be a bit too difficult to compete with otherwise, don't you think? Once again, good luck with the contest. Catch you later. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 19:20, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

page

hey i noticed that you deleted the centennial high school page that i made because i renamed it Centennial High School (capitalized), however, people are still sent to the old one and it shows as deleted, any way you could make that page redirect to the "Centennial High School" page?
thx for the help.. (and im not the only one updating, other people from my school also help out..)

Hmmmz... I'm not keen on vanity-pages as it is... So allowing a redirect would kind of be against my own princilples... But because you're not being a dick, I'll share with you the code:

#REDIRECT:[[centennial high school]]

You'll just have to do it yourself, though... Put "Making redirect" in the summary, though. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 00:31, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

Mentelly Sooperior Aword

Please justify your NRV. The Mentelly Sooperior Aword was created exclusively for people who finish and article that is f***ing hard to write. It links to Template:Incomplete. --Sir Tripod2282cunvfptalkActive~ 01:34, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

It's a crap template. I've NRV'd it... What need I justify, my good man? As for your incomplete-template, I've NRV'd that one as well... Because it links to that other template I NRV'd... Makes sense, doesn't it? Remove the link to the "award", and you may remove the NRV. But the mentelly whatever award is just plain crap. :D --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 01:37, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

What the...

I understand that... But it was looking more like spamdalism than humour. And we already have a vandalism page... As for the revert I did: I'm not sure if it actually improves the article... Hmmmm... If you want, I can delete the whole thing, and you can start anew... :D --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 02:33, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

France France Revolution

Thanks for fixing France back to the original entertaining version. I really don't know why that IP user took such an interest in modifying France's military history, but leaving all the other insults in. --KansaiKitsune 06:05, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, no problem... Iat was getting on my nerves quite a bit. Not so much the actual vandalism made me mad, but more the fact they didn't even try to explain their thei case in a civilised way...

If they to come back, please do let me(manother admin) me know as spp, as possible. Thanks, and take care! --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 06:22, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

Image

I kinda sorta maybe-ish might have almost deleted an image that you may have somewhat of an attatchment to... maybe. It was the concentrated Orange Jews one... Idk.. I tried to restore it but then figured out that you can't.. so you might want to re-upload it if you ever want to see it again. Sorry. t o m p k i n s blah.ﺞوﻦוףהՃՄண்ஸފއހวอฏม+տtrade websites 15:02, 18 April 2006 (UTC)

Some admins are asses

I was just thinking that, well some admins, I won't mention Tompkins, seem to have some sort of fetish for randomly blocking me, saying I make "stupid" edits. I noticed that you blocked Tompkins with the reason "DELETE THIS, YOU ORANGE TURTLE!!" :D (for that sole reason I award you a cookie.)

Flame and the Vipers has awarded you a cookie!Now go play in traffic.

Anyway, I saw that people delete articles without any kind of vote or anything...usually I find I have worked long on an article, poof it's gone, or worse I got banned for no apparent reason. Yeah. Thus, I implore that you help me with this assitude prevalent among admins, which may or may not include yourself depending on how you answer this question. relentlessly and with 1987 pounds of throbbing
-ey, throbbing-ity salad forks from the bottom of my spine, Flameviper12 21:16, 19 April 2006 (UTC)

Finally! Now that it's fixed, it has been placed on my user page... Also, you may want to read Forum:Signature bug as to why you complained about my sig on your talk page and why I should complain about yours. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFUF@H|VFP|+S 17:04, 20 April 2006 (UTC)