Happy Monday and welcome to another edition of Monday Morning Tweets. You probably aren’t reading this, or at least all the tweets we get from people who didn’t know they were featured in the column would have us believe that you aren’t reading. And that’s cool, I guess.

Before we dig into this week’s tweets, I thought I should get something out-of-the-way. I admitted on Twitter that I would totally sleep with the tool box from Ghost Adventures on the Travel Channel, and then Tony favorited that tweet for use in this week’s MMT, like I would be shocked or embarrassed or something. Well, the joke’s on him, because if you scroll through the archives, you will see the hundreds of times I’ve admitted to having a crush on Fred Durst over the past four years.

Also, I don’t guess Patrick intended for this to happen, but I think Monday Morning Tweets and the associated Twitter account has now officially become the arena in which Tony and I will battle to the death. Anyway, check out the tweets after the jump.

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Storms out west with 100 degree temps elsewhere across the state. How are you staying cool? http://t.co/EBpp7bmb8P

If you happen to follow our Tony on Twitter, then you know he has some very intense feelings regarding Jeopardy. More than anything, he thinks Alex Trebek is a smug tool. And he apparently knows a lot about Final Jeopardy wagers.

I think it would be great if Tony explained what the wager happened to be, because I’ll “wager” that the vast majority of people didn’t happen to see it. What was the wager, Tony? Instead, he retweeted a bunch of people who have similar feelings regarding that particular Final Jeopardy.

Watch out, Abigail. It looks like there’s another daughter making a name for herself with her Dad’s name.

Additionally, I have some pretty good connections who were in the FFA growing up and they have some premium dirt on ol’ Krystal. Apparently raising chickens, pigs and goats really brings out the worst in some folks.

Comments

Any true Oklahoman would know that you do not get frostys at Wendy’s to dip fries. You get a shake from Braum’s.

Also, can someone please explain to me why a bunch of old white people playing golf is such a big deal? I mean, cool, you are not breaking a hip while you take those ridiculous swings, but still… it’s golf?!