You're so right. I'm only 5. Never heard of a creampie or even cottage cheese for that matter. Man, I have so much to learn. I wish there were videos or free clips I could find to learn more about sex. Maybe see a woman's danger zone push white stuff out after being fucked. Man I have a lot to learn.

No champj I'm pretty sure they meant penis...otherwise it wouldn't be funny but seriously dude u need to cut back on the food network if u even know what sahara or kalahari alamode is. It's like who doesn't get the context of that text though???