Mon. 6/8/09 2:26am
Nick the Bard:
So the basic Jesus figure comes with a model rocket that you can strap him to (crucifixtion kit sold seperatly, $14.95), and like all good model rockets, it does launch (upgradable enough to launch the thiing to the f'n MOON, refill packs sold seperately $19.99).

Then, when it hits the right height, Jesus disconnects and glides in the air on a mini-hang glider while the rocket gets stuck in a tree (liek all good model rockets do).