Remember, a "watch" means "watch for it," a/k/a, it could happen, a/k/a, tornado-making conditions are favorable. A warning means, HUNKER DOWN UNDERNEATH A MATTRESS AND PRAY (or, if you're crazy, start rolling video) 'CAUSE IT'S HERE!!! Which is what happened that Thursday we all remember so well.

The alert expires at 6 p.m. In the meantime, watch for green clouds and funnels. Also, it's probably going to rain, so you might want to have an umbrella on you.