What the Heck Is A "Teen Oops" Moment?

April 21, 2012

My friend recently told me about how he always manages to score some teen pussy whenever he's craving. He said it's all thanks to how he orchestrates a teen oops. Being the good friend that I am, I cut him off for the rest of the night and told him he couldn't have any more beer until he started using words coherently again. After a laugh, he explained that it's when you not-so-accidentally show off some of your goods. Need to stretch? Then make sure you do it in a way that has the shirt flashing a bunch of teens your abs in the process. Have to pick up something off the ground? Don't forget to bend in a way that gives them a good look at your butt! Apparently, these things always work if the babes in question are Wild Young Honeys.

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