The Back Page

Typically, a magazine Back Page is an opinion column by a famous person in that field. This is the other type. I pretty much did these solidly for years across various mags until I exhausted the ranks of Art Eds who hadn't tried to belabour me with huge levering swings of a rowing oar for presenting them with descriptions beginning, "You will need a helicopter and a painter skilled in portraiture by oils," etc. NB: Toothbrush is currently a bit wonky in Narrow and Tiny views; The End a bit wonky in Tiny. Use Norm for Toothbrush and Norm or Narrow for The End.