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Category: Kinda Crap

IMDB link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4048964/ Starring: Some parkour guy. Review: Like 50% of this movie gets the coveted “Not crap” rating. Maybe even 75%. The rest is bringing it down to “kinda crap”. Because seriously, they had my full attention.

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4418152/ Starring: Major Iceborg from the Fifth Element and a bunch of people from Season 4 of Bosch Review: It started out SO WELL. It was subtle and creepy. The Spiritualist herself was well written. I

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3567288/ Starring: Two character actors you are bound to recognize, Peter McRobbie & Deanna Dunagan. They have both been in all thing tv shows at least once. Review: I have exactly the same

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3826866/ Starring: Kal “Motherfucking” Penn Review: Netflix seems to think this movie is about a small town girl getting stalked by a deranged photographer. Netflix is wrong. This movie is about Kal Penn’s

DISCLAIMER: This was supposed to go up last week. Sorry about that. IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1756851/ Starring: Val Kilmer, Bruce Dern and Father Guido Sarducci ( credited as Don Novello). There is also a cameo by

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1591095/ Starring: Patrick Wilson, Darth Maul & Danzig Review in a nutshell: I had heard this was a good one so I gave it a shot. And it had SO MUCH PROMISE. Decent

IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1745740/ Starring: Brad Dourif, some adults, some teenagers and a dog. Review in a nutshell: This is a ghost story about redneck stereotypes that brings WHOLE new meaning to dating from the family

Alternate Title: John Carpenter’s The Ward IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1369706/ Starring: Jared Haris (aka Dr, Moriarty), Meryl Streep’s daughter Mamie, and a bunch of other people who pay the bills making B movies Review in a