Funny messages, jokes on ban on liquor (alcohol)

April is Alcohol Awareness Month. Well, everyone is aware of alcohol that’s why they drink and they don’t drink. Funny messages, funny alcohol quotes, jokes on ban on liquor are being shared due to the current ban on liquor in Bihar. Lots of funny messages and jokes on alcohol are trolling after the ban. Here are a few Funny quotes about alcohol and alcoholics.

I drink to forget I drink

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They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Now there will be new job opening in Bihar – Butlegar

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Laloo: Being an Anti-BJP, its our duty to avoid bans.

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An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.”

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“I know I should give up drinking; but I am not a quitter”

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In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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Laloo’s Son – babuji hum bihar se bahar party k liye ja rahe hain

Laloo – Bitua party k kaam se ya party k liye??

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Non-alcoholic often Quotes about being drunk and the drunkard quotes funny drunk quotes. A series of messages, text, jokes is in the air because of Alcohol Prohibition. Well, Prohibition of Alcohol won’t make much of the difference for alcoholics, they know their way out.