Monday, April 9, 2012

Latest releases: zombies, apocalypse, humor, and time travel!

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE PREPARATION by David Houchins & Scot Thomas

We guarantee this is the only tool you need to survive the zombie.

OK,
that’s not really true. But when the SHTF you’re going to want a
survival guide that’s not just geared toward day-to-day survival. You’ll
need one that addresses the essential skills for true nourishment of
the human spirit. Living through the end of the world isn’t worth a damn
unless you can enjoy yourself in any way you want. (Except, of course,
for anything having to do with abuse. We could never condone such
things. At least the publisher’s lawyers say we can’t.)

We can’t
guarantee this guide will save your life. But we can guarantee it will
keep you smiling while the living dead are chowing down on you.

“This book means I’ll never have to wipe myself with a leaf during the apocalypse.” --well known zombie survival guide author

Bosley Coughlin can travel through time. And the future does not look good.

Through
a heady cocktail of drugs and the occult, Bosley slips through time and
space and glimpses The End. Cities lay in ruins, and those who still
cling to life hide in the rubble like frightened animals. Walking
carcasses shamble through the debris exacting a horrible fate upon any
living they find.

This horrific future is the only world fourteen
year old Ocean has ever known. Starving and alone, she struggles for
even the most basic of necessities: food, water, shelter, love…

In
the present, Bosley stumbles across Clarice Hudson and soon realizes
that she is much more than a simple shop girl. One by one, she displays
the seven symptoms of the contagion that will bring Bosley’s world to an
end and create the nightmare Ocean calls home. Clarice may hold the key
to stopping the coming apocalypse and sparing Ocean from the atrocities
of mankind’s imminent future… but only if Coughlin is willing to push
beyond every notion he’s ever held about right and wrong.

“I
kept imagining The Dude (from THE BIG LEBOWSKI) telling a drugged out
version of H.G. Wells’ THE TIME MACHINE… This is a book that is really
worth reading…”--BuyZombie.com

The
city of River’s Edge has been quarantined due to a rodent borne rabies
outbreak. But it quickly becomes clear to the citizens that the
infection it is something much, much worse than rabies...

The
townsfolk are attacked and fed upon by packs of the living dead.
Labeling the infected residents “bees” for their tendency to travel in
swarms, Gavin and Benny attempt to survive the chaos in River’s Edge
while making their way north in search of sanctuary. No one knows what
waits outside the quarantined zone, but Gavin and Benny know that to
survive, they must escape.

“An incredibly well written story that almost fools you into thinking that the world you are reading about is in fact real.”--Freddy In Space

People
refer to the infected as “zombies,” but that’s not what they really
are. Zombie implies the infected have died and reanimated. The thing is,
they didn’t die.

They’re still alive; they even breath. They’re just not human anymore.

Screams
and a pulled fire alarm transform Matt Danzig’s average day in the
university admissions office to anything but normal. After witnessing a
colleague attacking a student with his teeth, Danzig begins a hectic
journey to find his kids, his wife, and perhaps a much darker version of
himself than he ever expected.

As the infection spreads and
crazed hordes--dubbed “Mad Swine”--take over the cities, Danzig and the
residents of Randall Oaks find themselves locked in a desperate struggle
to survive in the new world.

“Extremely well-written ... the story and characters kept me turning the pages faster and faster.” --Zombie-Reviews.com