Saturday

Roamings 14 (Fundamentalist Trew Kristyun Version)

Welcome with open arms fellow Fundamentalists who see things the way you do.

Jump all over nonFundamentalists every time they do or say something you don't agree with--even when you are strong on dogma but weak in the intellect department.

Your Fundamentalist ministry is crossing people off the guest list and issuing God's welcome to whom you select based on your Fundamentalist dogma. You make the corrections and the manners to be learned, God can't handle that without your help.

It's the Bible you are answerable to--all the way from life to death and everything in between.

Continue with your petty tyrannies of others.

So where does that leave you when you criticize a brother? And where does that leave you when you condescend to a sister? It leaves you totally vindicated - or better. Eventually, you're going to end up in Fundamentalist Heavin looking down at all the nonFundamentalists burning in Hell forever. Your critical and condescending ways are going to improve your position in Fundamentalist Heavin.

Decide what's right for others based on your Fundamentalist dogma. Here's what you need to be concerned about: that you get in the way of someone else, making life more difficult than it already is...Your task is to single-mindedly serve the Bible. Do that and you'll kill two birds with one stone: pleasing youself and proving your worth to the people in your Fundamentalist Church.

So let's agree to use all our energy in converting others to Fundamentalsim in a Trew Kristyun Crusade Inquisition . Kill others with words from the bible; drag them down to your own low level by finding fault.

... Cultivate others' relationship with the Bible and your Fundamentalist Church , if you can find a Bible verse to support it then impose it on others. Don't if your behavior and your belief are incoherent.

But if you're not sure, if you notice that you are acting in ways inconsistent with Fundamentalist dogma - some days not imposing your opinions on others - then you know that you're out of line and you must repent and turn back to a literal reading of the Bible and follow Fundamentalist dogma again. If the way you live isn't consistent with Fundamentalist dogma, then you are not a Trew Krustyun and will be tortured and burnt in hell forever by our luvving God.