Fertilizer Fury | Dog Shaming

I ate an entire kilo of fertilizer granules because one of my humans went to a wedding for the weekend, and the other went out for the evening to a job interview. I had to be rushed to the doggy hospital at midnight, on a Sunday evening. I even tried to eat more fertilizer in the waiting room. I’m not sorry at all. I got out of hospital a day later, only to come home and run straight to the place where I found the fertilizer to begin with. (It was gone, obviously)