Friday, April 20, 2007

Ok...since I don't post on weekends and with all the drama in the world, I'm posting a 2nd for today (OHHH...LOOK OUT NOW) LOL. I'm sure most have seen this lil funny before, but I hope you laugh AGAIN! Love, Peace and Loc Grease/Pray, Trust and Believe

WHO IS JACK SCHITT

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know JackSchitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond inan intellectual way.Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, thefertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, ahigh school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt>divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kidswere living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She wasthen known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a sonwith a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of theother six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparablethroughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers ina dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recentlyreturned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

No, that wasn't funny! first of all who the hell is going to remember this bull schitt? If someone says who is Jack Schitt? Just say your mother and walk away...Yupp, just walk away! Now that's tellin' em'.