For everyone that has already contributed - thank you. Thank you from the bottom of the empty pedal bin I call an abdomen. Thank you.

For everyone that hasn't donated yet, the foul maw of The Great Money Pit we call Edinburgh Festival gapes still. Every little bit really does help, so please do continue to throw a few morsels into the financial Sarlacc.

Much like a significant part of the male anatomy - no matter how small the contribution, if the thought is there, it really is appreciated.