Letter From A Busty Lady To Ladies With Small Boobs

There is this evil I have seen under the sun. Very nonsensical something!
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Today I attended one of these ‘accepting yourself the way you are’ seminars. I deliberately went late. Fashionably.
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Reason: I have accepted myself since time immemorial. I am short, fair in complexion, thick, busty and have a portable ass to complement.
When I realized my shortness, I wanted to vex for God. But then again, I discovered he gave me small sense.

Sense will do. Atleast with sense plus my other endowments, no how, I must see man. If I don’t see man, man will see me. Any way nä way.

In other words, I was not going because I needed some sort of validation, I was going because a fine boy invited me. So, Lemme just go and press phone. Before I say jack, they will close and I will see man. Finish!

The speaker was about rounding off when I strolled in.
The ushers gave me a seat very close to one guy like that. As I sank down my seat, my boobs jiggled.
“Damn!” Uncle looked at me and unconsciously exclaimed. Then my problems began.

Speaker all of a sudden, decided to talk a little more, and I became the new subject of discourse.
“Look at that girl who just walked in. Look at her big breasts! ” she shouted.
Everyone turned to peruse my innocent fun bags. Reflex action abi? Good.

” Now, a lot of flat or small chested ladies, are dying to have big boobs, not knowing that big boobs are nothing but load to the owner. They are trouble! Their owners don’t even like them. Many big breasted ladies cry in the night. You dont know! Funny enough, they don’t get married on time, because men just see them as sex tools not wife materials.

But a small or flat chested girl? No breasted distractions.So, Men hardly approach them for sex. Any man coming to them is coming for something serious like marriage. Only irresponsible men rush busty ladies. They just want to satisfy their inordinate sexual desires.” She added.

I kept screaming Waaaawu! Waawu!! Waawu! in my mind like an ambulance siren.
As I watched all the ladies with egg and lime sized boobs, applaud Aunty speaker vigorously, I looked closely at her chest. She was flat chested. Boom! There goes my answer.Smh! I smiled. She has not even accepted her self gaan, shes teaching others to. Brain dead Nigerians.

Here on Facebook, I see so many people talk down on busty ladies because they feel the urge to validate the flat chested ones. Including men.
Men who keep raping our ‘booby’ inboxes with their messages. Smh!

On many occasions also, I have noticed ladies with pimples sized boobs, make lenghty posts on how they adore their pimples. Beautiful!

But they don’t stop at telling us the advantages of their flat chests. No! They don’t stop at telling us how they can run faster than us in the event of Biafran war, because, our heavy milk industries. No! They might die as a result.
So, they go ahead to criticize we the busty ones.They tell us how we are open to cancer and they aren’t, and how our water filled heavy baloon boobs are capable of sagging early and suffocating our babies in future. Issokay.

There are many myths when it comes to large breasts. Firstly I blame society and I blame SOME flat chested girls too.
Building up another’s self worth by talking down on another is B.S. Yup! You heard me right. B.S!

Dear ‘affected’ small breasted girls,

We are not fighting with you. It is not a game of thrones sontin.We love you with the love of Christ. It is not a bad thing to be flat chested. We totally agree.

Lime sized breasts have their advantages. Great! We also agree. But can you please do your thing without making refrence to our innocent jugs? Can you stop being breast biased? Hapu nu anyi aka bikonu! We are not with your destiny.

See, downgrading our huge fun bags does not change the price of tea in China. It only makes us feel you have issues of self worth. And in the end, we don’t still hate you or our boobs.We still love you regardless, and we sympathize greatly with you.

You tell us how you can wear tanktops and denims and rock andrgynous looks like an American teenager. Agreed. We are not fighting with you. We are not dragging land.We will rock our cocktail dresses and other boobs-friendly attires in peace.

Men love you better? Great! No be fight. Carry go! We won’t even argue one bit. No strenght. We love you.

Collectively, we accept our femininity with joy. We love that natural jiggle. Nothing is better than watching a pair of breasts bounce.

Our cleavages might not be ‘office appropriate’, but we appreaciate them regardless. We know looking profesionally appropriate is difficult, no doubt.
But people like me, look forward to little accidental spill of cleavage, every now and then. I like the attention.

Yea! It makes everyone go “WHOA!” Including your fathers and boyfriends. We know. We see them.

Yes! We have a huge boobs situation. We know. But we would rather have boobs than not have boobs.

Tenkyu!

Written By Penocrat Ayomide Ugonna
#ProudlyBusty.
Signed by Eby Amanda Pius-Urum
Gen.Sec.