Paris: What do you mean, this is the perfect moment for a fight?Torres: Look around, flyboy. The camera composition is ideal. The guy behind you is balanced by the barrel behind me, our co-stars all have full sightlines, and the lighting on my face is better than yours.

Chakotay: He's dead, Tom.
Paris: Too bad. Someone should've told him that that container of warp plasma was leaking.
Chakotay: Strictly a Maquis operation, eh? Wait.. what about us?
Paris: It's great being the medic. Too bad there was only enough antidote for one.
Chakotay: What?!
Paris: A good meal, and a promotion. I'm looking forward to getting back to Voyager!

Torres: Tuvok! Someone deleted our ship's library of pornography!
Tuvok: A curious crime. Who would do such a--
Both: Neelix.

Torres: Oh, no!Tuvok: What?Torres: I don't believe it!Tuvok: What is it?Torres: Some idiot overwrote the entire ship's database with an old backup. Let me check the authorization signature.Tuvok: (slowly backs toward the door) I believe I'm needed on the bridge.