"I've Been Everywhere"

"Now There's Only Trump"

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NOW THERE’S ONLY TRUMP

I was watching the news, I like the real trusty Rachel Maddow showWhen along came her story that seems to always bigger growIf you follow MSNBC, they’ll take you for a rideSo I tuned into the feed and then I watched the great divide And I mused, “Have I ever seen a government this bad?”Not back when Kissinger and that Nixon crowd did the headlines grab

Now there only Trump, manFollowing his Trump planJust like Forrest Gump, manAll on board have jumped,manWants to be the ump, manNow there’s only Trump.

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Personally I think a government (any government) should switch "players" just like Fotboll/Baseball/Basket/Icehockey teams during ongoing seasons. Too many politicians, aids and policy wonks overstay their use and overthink their importance. As for Trump I still don't understand exactly how and when he was traded from the Dems to the Reps, but it sure worked!