make and receive unlimited Skype-to-Skype voice calls to any Skype user around the globe on America’s most reliable wireless network [Until verizon pushes a PRL that makes using your handset in your house nearly impossible.. thankfully: NAM2]

me: how can I opt out of your $30/mo upgrade penalty for services I shall NEVER use?verizon: the $30/mo fee is for your convenience
me: how is paying your $30/mo upgrade penalty for something I shall NEVER use convenient for ME?verizon: if you didn’t have the unlimited data plan you would have to pay fees per megabyte that would quickly become excessive
me: great how do I get that?verzion: get what?
me: the option to be billed excessively per megabyte?verizon: now we have the unlimited data plan for thirty dollars a month; otherwise you would have to pay for megabyte usage
me: alright how do I pay for megabyte usage?verizon: you won’t have to with our convenient unlimited data package
me: I don’t want to pay your thirty dollars a month upgrade penalty for something I won’t EVER be using. I would rather pay for megabyte usage… especially as I’ll be using zero megabytes every month. How much will it cost to use ZERO megabytes of data a month?verizon: if you weren’t using data you would still have the protection of the $30/mo unlimited data plan[actual verizon “reasoning”]verizon: in case someone else picked up your phone and connected to the internet…..