Hints and Tips

I have a few non MP3car related hints and tips...
post your too...

1. Don't fight with older brothers, it causes pain and scars...
2. Don't disagree with Ms Bristow (my english teacher), she was giving out "duty slips" to people late to class when a kid shot himself in the head at school
3. Don't sneeze while peeing..

I like the last one most...

This is Ms Bristow, I hope none of you are related to her or I am in BIG trouble...

4. There is no point talking to stupid people. They will never listen, and just end up causing frustration.
5. An electric fence is not a toy
6. Sticky stuff on stairs tastes bitter
7. Girls are better friends than girlfriends
8. High voltage is not necessarily a bad thing
9. Don't pee while sneezing
10. Normality is an illusion.