I am an evil giraffe. Who no longer blogs about politics.

Lava Ice Cream is in fact made from lava; well, the lava is technically flavoring. It’s a fascinating use of enchanting magic, really; the base is regular ice cream that has had the lava magically mixed with it. The result is an ice cream that simultaneously tastes hot (but not dangerously hot) while still showing all the properties of something that melts at room temperature. The sensation is remarkable, particularly since Lava Ice Cream doesn’t actually taste horrible. A bit salty-sweet, but that’s hardly unusual in the ice cream world.