Give credit to trucker Larry Armstrong, he seems to be taking the slow incineration of his 18-wheeler on a Dallas freeway yesterday in stride. Perhaps it was because the truck was empty, or maybe this just happens to him often.

To add another layer of irony onto yesterday's truck fire, the driver said the rig was on its way to pick up a load of water. Oh, there's definitely water in it now. Thank you, Dallas, for continually delivering the goods. [MyFoxDFW]