tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post115647123463845482..comments2016-12-23T14:28:28.287-08:00Comments on Girl's Gone Child: Oy Vey- A Pap Shmear!GIRL'S GONE CHILDhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07130764109593048451noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1156824432582956552006-08-28T21:07:00.000-07:002006-08-28T21:07:00.000-07:00this is why I love that y doc has been my doc sinc...this is why I love that y doc has been my doc since I was five - a family one who does full service, smears, baby deliveries, everything. god, I love her. Doesn;t make the thing comfy, but easier to deal with when you;re comfy and familiar with the hand up your business.kittenpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05215443551546036909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1156589420792000562006-08-26T03:50:00.000-07:002006-08-26T03:50:00.000-07:00I think you just ruined the bagel for me, too. No ...I think you just ruined the bagel for me, too. No worries though, I really don't need to eat my entire grains/bread serving amount for the day in one sitting anyhow. <BR/><BR/>I mean truly: It's a joy to be thrown off a food in such a witty way.toyfotohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17925976386177377987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1156568332986570802006-08-25T21:58:00.000-07:002006-08-25T21:58:00.000-07:00Ow. That's just plain painful to read, and think a...Ow. That's just plain painful to read, and think about. Crap, I suppose I'm supposed to go and be tortured vaginally too, but oh well.<BR/><BR/>What is with the small talk that male doctors do? That's why I have a female physician. She just does it, and talks to me before and after, when I'm upright and dressed.<BR/><BR/>Speculum [shudders].Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01979925607834752536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1156565371534734082006-08-25T21:09:00.000-07:002006-08-25T21:09:00.000-07:00It is incredible that with all the technology and ...It is incredible that with all the technology and inventions like the new Victoria's Secret bra released earlier this year, that the same equipment has been used since the beginning of time for annual exams. I need to invent some clamp-like things that are made of rubber and vibrate!screaming girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15790412704369700714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1156552163976333902006-08-25T17:29:00.000-07:002006-08-25T17:29:00.000-07:00oy vey...I live right across the street from a bag...oy vey...I live right across the street from a bagel shop.<BR/>I may never be able to walk by now without blushing and giggling..<BR/>p.s. thanks for the reminder, time to call my doctor and schedule a shmear.<BR/>oh boy, I can hardly wait.petite gourmandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14390555269928625967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1156550686752186062006-08-25T17:04:00.000-07:002006-08-25T17:04:00.000-07:00I've never understood why they couldn't come up wi...I've never understood why they couldn't come up with a better name for it. Like, Crotch Swipe or something less clinically disgusting.<BR/><BR/>Crotch Shmear. That's good. Dirty. But good.Her Bad Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04582220249796318524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1156543568568145392006-08-25T15:06:00.000-07:002006-08-25T15:06:00.000-07:00At the OBGYN's office I'm often asked, "Have you b...At the OBGYN's office I'm often asked, "Have you been sexually assaulted?" and I'm like, "Yeah, thanks for noticing," with my most girlish grin.Emilyhttp://didntthinkidturnoutthisway.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1156539965543892792006-08-25T14:06:00.000-07:002006-08-25T14:06:00.000-07:00I totally meant to include my original thought. If...I totally meant to include my original thought. If the doctor offered a bagel buffet maybe it wouldn't be so bad.something bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06997925420763913039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1156538949805871062006-08-25T13:49:00.000-07:002006-08-25T13:49:00.000-07:00My OB had pictures of Brad Pitt and Some Other Hun...My OB had pictures of Brad Pitt and Some Other Hunky Star. I'm not sure, I was always squeezing my eyes shut so I didn't have to look at them. And my OB WAS A WOMAN!Heathernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1156538202116221592006-08-25T13:36:00.000-07:002006-08-25T13:36:00.000-07:00Perhaps doctors engage in nervous chit chat becaus...Perhaps doctors engage in nervous chit chat because they enjoy Going In as much as we look forward to receiving this check up. Get er done. Move along. Nothing to see here.something bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06997925420763913039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1156532970294169972006-08-25T12:09:00.000-07:002006-08-25T12:09:00.000-07:00OH my, GGC, you've made me laugh out loud once aga...OH my, GGC, you've made me laugh out loud once again! This is a painful, true and funny post! You have the best "worst" stories! The clap? Geez! Mixing paperwork in a dr's office ain't good.Ginahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07950880083795695746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1156527237976823412006-08-25T10:33:00.000-07:002006-08-25T10:33:00.000-07:00My OB always makes chit chat too, or talks about t...My OB always makes chit chat too, or talks about the paint job on my toenails... usually to give me shit.<BR/><BR/>OB: "Oh, nice toenails. When d'ja paint those, two weeks ago?"<BR/><BR/>ME: "Hey hey, eyes off the toes! You just keep looking at my hoo hoo, mister!"<BR/><BR/>Of course, it does take my mind off the specula (speculum -sp?). Whatever. I just give him shit back.the weirdgirlhttp://weirdgirl.typepad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1156522757138171682006-08-25T09:19:00.000-07:002006-08-25T09:19:00.000-07:00hope the results of your pap go wellI go in for mi...hope the results of your pap go well<BR/><BR/>I go in for mine on sept 1st cus of this : http://redblogblue.blogspot.com/2006/08/playing-marbles.htmlBluepaintredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09049030161558766505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1156516439487232842006-08-25T07:33:00.000-07:002006-08-25T07:33:00.000-07:00My doctor keeps talking through the whole thing, l...My doctor keeps talking through the whole thing, like nothing at all awkward is going on here. It's almost surreal.Kristenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02667140531327670081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1156511503810031562006-08-25T06:11:00.000-07:002006-08-25T06:11:00.000-07:00That's exactly the way I feel about the dentist.That's exactly the way I feel about the dentist.ECRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17161541480469324280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1156510787169115122006-08-25T05:59:00.000-07:002006-08-25T05:59:00.000-07:00Schmear? Schmear!?! Now you have totally changed t...Schmear? Schmear!?! Now you have totally changed that word for me ... thanks Rebecca! :)<BR/><BR/>I hate it too. My OBGyn has a propensity for bizarre chit chat with me during the whole procedure. It is very disconcerting and it slows her down. I just want to put my fingers in my ear and do the la la la thing too!sunshine scribehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17049745050947936354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1156509342721395032006-08-25T05:35:00.000-07:002006-08-25T05:35:00.000-07:00One of my former gynos used to have a poster above...One of my former gynos used to have a poster above the examining table with kittens on it and it said, are you ready for this one? "RELAX!"Misfit Hausfrauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07576687862751587196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18751784.post-1156496680015309602006-08-25T02:04:00.000-07:002006-08-25T02:04:00.000-07:00I hear you. I just had my yearly exam & have to go...I hear you. I just had my yearly exam & have to go back - 'there has been a change in the cells' - Uh huh. Great. <BR/><BR/>Here is a good article - funny, sarcastic, caring, sroll down to 'Pelvic examinations: Are you sitting comfortably?'<BR/><BR/>http://nhsblogdoc.blogspot.com/2006_07_01_nhsblogdoc_archive.htmlEleanor Velascohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07872082813768232994noreply@blogger.com