Wow. Dreams can come true. The DirecTV Titanium Package ($7,500/year) gives you everything DirecTV offers — every channel, every movie, every Pay Per View, every sporting event, every adult program, and every HDTV channel. Plus, you get up to 10 HD DVR receivers and a 24/7 concierge service. DirecTV says membership is reserved for a select few. Yeah, like 50 cent and Bill Gates.
[Thanks, Dennis!]