11:30 - The Great Gobbo wakes up and starts another busy day as a full time head coach of Der Green Tide. The first thing he does after not showering is to take his pet squig Nigel out for her morning walk.

KO! Magazine-"So GG, what can you tell us about your wonderful pet Nigel"?
Great Gobbo-"She iz not jus a pet, she elps me cum up wiv cunnin planz which I teech der ladz in trainin"
KO!-"She? I thought you called it Nigel"?
GG-"Az yooz evva tried ter find out if a squig iz a boy or a gurl? By der time I found out she was a gurl cuz she gave birf ter a litta o squiglins an I ad alreddy stolen, err I meen got er a colla wiv Nigel on it an az I lost der receipt I cuddnt tek it bak"
KO!-"And how did you discover she could coach Blood Bowl"?
GG-"Dat iz a funny story, I ad drunk sum o me grog to calm me nerves an it musta bin spiked by der oppositchun coach az I fell asleep, anyway Nige got inter me kit bag an ate me alf time oranges, me whistle, me crayonz an me secret play book an nex fing I no she iz cumin up wiv ace planz, but not az gud az mine, and der rest as dey say iz ome economiks"

12:30 - After walking Nigel the Great Gobbo has a hearty breakfast of moonshine and beetles before going to bed for a rest.

14:00 - The Great Gobbo is back up and about and it's off to the swamp for training, but first he pops into the hospital to check on some of his players who were injured in the last match.

Great Gobbo - "Dis ere is Fungus Wetfoot an ee urt iz foot in der last game against a bunch o mice men called Boursin"
KO! Magazine - "If he injured his foot then why is his head all bandaged and bloody"?
GG - "Oh dat was jus a likkle skrach ee got after we bumped edz, int dat rite Fungus me lad"?
Fungus Wetfoot - "....yer...."
GG - "gud lad Fungus, ee mite even mek it outta ere if ee keeps iz mouff shut, ent dat rite doc"
KO! - "and this must be your team physician, Dr......"?
GG - "dis iz Doc Eadcase but most of iz patients call im Dr Aggghhdatbluddyurtzdoyoozevennozwotyoozisdoinyerbasterd"
Doc Eadcase - "Ello"
KO! - "So Dr, what is the most common injury you have to treat"?
Doc E - "Deff mainly, but dere iz always wun or too who mek it in ere alive an den I goes ter work"
KO! -"and what is your record in these cases"
Doc E - "well letz juz say dat no wun az eva complained, no wot I meen"
KO! - "and I see you are at the cutting edge of medical technology"
Doc E - "yer I az a ammer an a saw, an fer extreme cases I az a sak"
KO! - "a sack"?
Doc E - "yer, fer der bitz like"
GG - "rite I fink dats enuf time in ere, letz get ovva to der pitch"!

love this guy hes the most entertaining coach ever to play 100% respect for him

Posted by SerenadeOfSorrow on 2014-08-26 17:16:45

love this guy hes the most entertaining coach ever to play 100% respect for him

Posted by roante on 2014-08-26 17:33:04

Gobbo powaaa!

Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-08-26 20:36:04

Umm, yeah it can be very entertaining and enjoyable when you are beating up a 128 rookie coach 6-1 with a very unfair Skaven matchup. The only way I let you off the hook SoS is if he requested the game, and I'll still turn my head sideways and frown at you disappointingly.

Very nice write up GG. +1 for having fun no matter what the cherry pickers bring.