Kids, Kate and Diana: The Best Stuff Princes William and Harry Said in Katie Couric's Special

Katie Couric's two-hour royals special was all about The Queen last night, but let's face it--half of America was anxiously waiting for the segments with Princes William and Harry.

Including me. Although the old footage of Queen Elizabeth being crowned at age 27 really blew my mind. Can you imagine? (She technically became queen at 25, and this is from the ceremony a year and change later):

OK, history lesson complete--back to William and Harry, whose sweet accented prose I have broken into soundbites for you:

William, on his grandmother's temper:"I've seen the way the Corgis get told off when they're in trouble, so I don't want to go there."

William, on his wedding guest woes: "I was given a list of 777 names, and not one of them I knew... I wasn't too happy about it." The Queen, to her credit, told him to get rid of the list and make room for his friends.

20/20 - Days before the celebrations surrounding the Diamond Jubilee of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, ABC News marks the occasion with a special two- hour edition of 20/20, "The Real Queen: By Her Own Royal Family with Katie Couric," anchored by Katie Couric and featuring exclusive interviews with members of the Royal Family including HRH Prince William, on TUESDAY, MAY 29 (9-11 pm, ET). (BUCKINGHAM PALACE PHOTO BY MARK LARGE) KATIE COURIC, PRINCE WILLIAM

William, on wedding jitters: "The prospect of two billion people watching was daunting... I sort of steadied myself with my brother... we were cracking some jokes."

William, on missing Princess Diana on his wedding day: "I sort of prepared myself beforehand... I didn't want any wobbling lips... I think she [would have] loved the day. I'm just very sad that she'll never get a chance to meet Kate."

20/20 - Days before the celebrations surrounding the Diamond Jubilee of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, ABC News marks the occasion with a special two- hour edition of 20/20, "The Real Queen: By Her Own Royal Family with Katie Couric," anchored by Katie Couric and featuring exclusive interviews with members of the Royal Family, on TUESDAY, MAY 29 (9-11 pm, ET). HRH Prince Harry spoke candidly to Katie Couric during his visit to Brazil earlier this year. (WPA Pool photo by MARK LARGE) KATIE COURIC, PRINCE HARRY

William, on why he loves the military: "It's what you do, not who you are. You have to earn your keep."

William, on whether or not he has a set plan for the near future: "I do...ish." [Editor's note: I just enjoy the fact that he said "ish."]

William, on kids: "I'm very keen to have a family."

Harry, on kids: "I've longed for kids since I'm very, very young. I'm waiting to find the right person."

What's that? The sound of a million girls leaping up from their computers and sprinting towards Buckingham Palace or the closest airport? Any of these princely soundbites surprise you?