Should this be considered humor or angst? That is the problem with these charitable organizations. Make one donation and you will hear no end from them, the constant marketing spams. It is awfully wasteful. I have more personalized address labels than I can use. And I can't even give it away.

earthfriendly wrote:Should this be considered humor or angst? That is the problem with these charitable organizations. Make one donation and you will hear no end from them, the constant marketing spams. It is awfully wasteful. I have more personalized address labels than I can use. And I can't even give it away.]

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of Irish countryside.Pump attendant who knows absolutely nothin about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is."Top of the mornin' toyer, sir" says the attendant.Tiger nods a quick "hello" & bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground."Wat are those?, asks the attendant."They're called tees" replies Tiger."Well, wat on this God's earth are dey for?"? Inquires the Irishman."They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger."Fookin Hell", says the Irishman,"Mercedes thinks of everything!"