Life Facts 4

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Life' s strange Part
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and I hope only the best for everyone of you!
During his entire life, Vincent Van Grow sold
exactly one painting, Red Vineyard at Aries.
Each day, anywhere from species of life
go extinct.
The average life expectancy of an ant is about
90 days.
On average, a person will spend about five years
eating during their lifetime.
Research has indicated that approximately eleven
minutes are cut off the life of an average male
smoker from each cigarette smoked.
The average person spends two weeks of their
life kissing.
During one seven year period, Thomas Edison
obtained approximately three hundred patents. In
is whole life he obtained over one thousand
patents.
In a lifetime, an average human produces 10, 000
gallons of saliva.
7 out of 10 people believe in life after death.
On average, Americans move to a new place
eleven times in their lifetime.
In their lifetime, house cats spend approximately
10, 950 hours purring (purer)
Kissing at the conclusion of a wedding ceremony
can be traced to ancient Roman tradition where a
kiss was used to sign contract.
The mouth is full of bacteria. When two people
kiss, they exchange between 10 million and 1
billion bacteria.
More people are killed each year from bees than
from snakes.
Boys who have unusual first names are more likely
to have mental problems than boys with
conventional names. Girls don' t seem to have this
problem.
It is estimated that at any one time, . 7% of
the world' s population is drunk.( i am . 7% drunk
now)
On average, 150 couples get married in Las Vegas
each day.
It was illegal to sell ET dolls in France because
there is a law against selling dolls without human
faces.
In the movie "The Matrix Reloaded" a 17 minute
battle scene cost over million to produce.
Superman, Spiderpman and Batman are the three
most popular American superheroes known and
beloved worldwide.
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30-150 species a day? So, in other words, 11,000-55,000 species are driven to extinction a year? The current best estimate for the number of species worldwide is around 10,000,000. That gives us about 180 years for all living creatures to die. I doubt that, somehow.

There aren't. It takes a long, long time for evolution to split a species into disparate daughter species. For example, humans domesticated and started breeding dogs thousands and thousands of years ago, but there is only one species of dog, not counting dingoes, despite the many breeds - they're all just 'canis lupus familiaris'. It's impossible for population to evolve so quickly.

You are correct, but the problem with that is that there are only about 1.4 million species currently recorded, with estimates as to the total number (including unknown species) ranging from two to one hundred million; the consensus seems to be that it's probably around 10 million in total, so we'd quickly run out of new species to discover even if they could be found that fast.

40 million dollars that could give a ******** of food to people starving in Africa. Instead, some greedy producer wants to make double or triple or quadruple that and keep it all to himself.
=/ Sad, really.

I'm not saying the blame is on people without money. I'm saying that people need to step the **** up and stop being lazy and wasting their money on stupid **** they don't need and make the problem even bigger. People whine and whine about how much they hate what's going on in the world and they don't lift a finger to help it. And the people thumbing me down are just trying to justify themselves because I'm willing to bet the majority of them haven't done a single thing in their lives to go out and try to feed a homeless man or help a starving person.
If the world is so ****** up, why don't we fix it?

I kind of didn't want to mention the fact that I am Christian simply because I know how Atheistic the majourity of FunnyJunk is. I'm trying to give people hope and something to believe in.
Maybe it's make-believe to you, and y'know, maybe, even if I'm wrong, I lived my life with something to believe in, so when it came time to die, I was okay with it and I wasn't clinging to my life like a coward. And I had hope in my life, and I gave it to other people, who didn't have any hope.
And maybe I'm right, and there is a God? At least I'm on his good side.

I totally get what you're saying.
I wish I could make everyone in the world have my beliefs so we could all have a LAN party in Heaven. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way. If people don't want to hear about it, they don't want to hear about it. That's the bottom line. I've never heard of anyone being saved because some lady stood on the side of the road with a sign reading "GOD HATES FAGS." (I love gay people, by the way. They're fantastic and God made them that way.)
Maybe not everyone can go to exotic places, of course not. But there are still people in a twenty mile radius of you right now that are suffering terribly, and it really is in your power to help them out in one way or another, if you have the time.

I'm honestly a touch insane, I've asked myself a million times if had a gun pointed to my head and knew that I was going to be killed if I said I still believed in my God, I'd still probably say yes.

It doesn't mean sometimes I wonder if God hates me, I wonder why the hell he'd give me such a miserable life some times.

Then I kinda realize something. So that I would know bad things happen in the world and so that I could go out and help other people who have had **** happen to them.

You don't have to do something crazy and insane, but do something nice. You know how most people get saved?
Because some nice Christian met them and they became curious as to how this person was so nice and seemed to have such a trusting relationship with something they can't even see. That's my philosophy.

Greedy producer? He was just making a ******* movie, and that's how movies are made, with a ******** of money. People spend just as much money on missions to Africa and such, just different money. Hell, and it's pretty freakin likely some of the ******* BILLIONS of dollars they made from the finished movie was sent to some greater cause. You can't just look at what's in front you mate.

Not to be an ass hole or anything.. but why must we (as Americans) try to make their country better? They cried for independence, and when they got it those countries went to **** . They wanted to be on their own, so why don't we just let them handle their own problems?

No, you definitely have a right to ask questions and get answers. (Holy **** , that sounded conceited.)
What I mean to say is, cool. But, honestly, I'm willing to bet you've made stupid mistakes in your life before and you've needed someone's help getting out of deep **** . This is the same situation, only with a lot more people and on a lot bigger scale.

Sorry, I'm English so I was really confused for a moment there.
We have about as much to do with it as you do. It's not really a matter of blame in the first place, or who's job it is. It should be getting done, and it's not.

Bull **** . you only say its our job because we have rich people. Even though our economy is crumbling as we speak. The English let Africa have their independence and look at what happened. But hey not everything you guys controlled at one time is all screwed up now. India seems to be doing pretty well.

I'm not saying it's cause you have rich people. You do, but that's not why. Everyone should be helping, instead of pointing fingers at each other and causing more confliction. You don't have to agree with me, the world's not going to explode if you don't.

Would you want your parents watching over you and keeping you on a leash throughout your entire life? No. That means letting you spread your wings and try to do something, even if it means crashing horribly and needing to get back up, and start flying again. It'd be a source of inspiration for other people.

This is the world we live in. =/ There's people like that, and then there's 40 year old women and the like who lay around watching Oprah crying about how goddamn tragic it is when they won't bother to get off they're asses and do something about it.

I don't care if YOU believe me. What matters is I'm trying to do something, whether it's asking everyone on FunnyJunk to go out and do something nice for someone today or fly across the globe trying to help the sick world we're stuck in.

I'm sure you've done nothing. Jesus I ******* hate people like you sure there are people starving over there but when we spend tons of money getting them food and their ******* warlords take it, it isn't FunnyJunk or 40 year old women's problems. Half the homeless people in America spend the money they get on booze or drugs. **** Africa, America does a ******** to help countries in Africa, and you went to Haiti you say? I'm saying that all those countries that can't help themselves and we spend millions on them when they're doomed.

Here's the bottom line: The warlords take it. So that's jacked up, sure. Definitely understandable if you don't have money to go somewhere and help out directly.
But what about that family down the street or the people in your own community, less than ten miles away that have no money?

Sure, it's not your problem. Not until it happens to you. Then you've spent your entire life, having made no impact on the world. Having Spongebob Squarepants, a fictional cartoon character, leave a bigger mark on the world than you ever have.

I don't know about you, but I don't like feeling that way. I'm a human being and it's within my power to save people and help them, so I'm going to. What you do is up to you; I'm just saying it's my opinion, and I think a few other people in this world shouldn't be such asshats.

I'm not trying to be offensive, I, of all people, understand what it means to have circumstances when you MUST help yourself.
I'm talking to the idiots, bigots, and fools who spend all their money on stupid things they'll forget about in a week.

I understand what you are saying more now, but really when you die does it matter what you did while you're alive? I help very few people because every one dies and i'm sure it doesn't matter what you did before.

I'm glad you're getting an idea here. I'm not saying LOL EVERY1 IN AMERICA CANADA AND THE UK SUX CUZ WERE LAZY.
I mean, I'm saying that to a certain extent, yeah. Look at upper and upper middle class families and how spoiled their kids are. I don't know where you grew up, but when I was young and in late primary school I lived in an area that was mostly filthy rich people raising spoiled young brats that knew nothing about the world. Try to think about when you were in school and there were always those little ***** that didn't know anything.

People are raising their kids now so shielded from the reality of how the world is now that they're growing up to forget that anyone ever has to skip meals, they can't even perceive the thought of an eating disorder or someone being raped by daddy every night. (I know I'm moving away from the topic of starvation, but it's still somewhat connected.)

People are starting to forget there's something wrong with the world, and even if they are aware, a lot of people just want to say someone else will take care of it, or if it's not them, they don't care if it happens.

As far as what you're saying on what happens after you die, maybe my religion helps in that, I go on Mission trips and I feel good knowing that that's one more person today that has hope in their lives, that's going to get to Heaven. Maybe you disagree with me on religion, and quite honestly I don't mind. I feel good knowing that I gave somebody hope today. That I gave some little orphan a hug and shared a sandwich with him, and he told me all about his friends and the types of games that they play all day long, and that I made him smile when he doesn't have a lot to smile about.

So maybe, when he's an adult and I'm dead, he'll remember me and he'll become someone that does the same kind of thing. That'll go out and make somebody's day or help them.

Try to understand what I'm saying, I know I went a bit into a tangent.

Ok man I do agree with you much more now and no we don't share the same religion but I could also care less. About all the red thumbs people gave you, they're just thumbs on an internet website so who really cares. I'm glad that there are still some good people out there.

Of course I don't care, I understand what I'm saying can be misinterpreted and not everyone will agree with me. But for those who get what I'm saying, I'm asking you to go out and do something nice for someone today, or tomorrow if it's late. Open the door for an old lady, tell a teenage girl or even an old woman that she looks beautiful today, help a guy carry his bags to the car, or take a homeless person out to lunch.

Yeah FunnyJunk isn't a good place to say real feelings I usually come off swearing and stuff but really i'm a pretty nice person in real life. The majority of FunnyJunk isn't very kind on the internet.

Dude I wanted to see how long a ant would live, so I caught one queen, and stuck it in a glass jar, with a a bit of dirt, water and sugar, I've only given it 2 grains of sugar per week, (not enough for it to instinctively start laying eggs) and have continued feeding it. That was 6 years ago, and it is still on my shelf, I've changed its dirt once per year, and it just keeps doing its thing. I am so goddamn proud of it.

I wish the two were warring factions, like those who liked Edison behave one way, and people who like Tesla behave another way, and they both meet up once in a while to test gizmos they made based on and expanded from those Masters designs. Personally I love Tesla. And the pic from jumpmann below me is one from Tesla's lab, and its a realy long film exposure. Edison ws a douche, ******* direct current.

Actually, you are the retard. Because the way BAC (Blood Alcohol Content for your slow mind) is measured is by the point system, IE, 0.01 would be 1% of your blood is alcohol. And i was under the assumption that by 0.7%, he only meant 0.7 BAC, but if he ment he is 0.7% drunk, that isnt possible because you cant be a percentage drunk. Either you are, or you are not. And before you get on my about being Tipsy, that simply means you have roughly 0.085 BAC, which is just barely over the legal BAC level, which is 0.08. Please, know your facts before you try to argue with people.